Nega-Mike's Atrocities

This is an extended history of Nega-Mike, detailing his hideous crimes committed against the denizens of the various Mike and Melissa timelines. He should be fucking ashamed.
* Nega-Mike has never peed on a tree
* Nega-Mike stole Mike's fertility
* Nega-Mike is not metal
* Nega-Mike is an atheist
* Nega-Mike is lesbian (possibly)
* Nega-Mike has no parents (loser)
* Nega-Mike has long ball hairs that make Mike feel inferior
* Nega-Mike is like 7 feet tall he's a freak
* Nega-Mike is RACIST (his rival is Black Mike)
* Nega-Mike wants to kill Mike
* Nega-Mike created Robo-Mike but didn't let him be metal
* Nega-Mike is a virgin
* Nega-Mike has a fart fetish
* Nega-Mike is a furry (gross)
* Nega-Mike doesn't drink beer
* Nega-Mike doesn't know how to drive
* Nega-Mike hates money
* Nega-Mike hates straight people
* Nega-Mike hates sex
* Nega-Mike is a liberal
* Nega-Mike created Antifa
* Nega-Mike get's run over by a fucking motorcycle 
* Nega-Mike said he was gonna hurt Mike very badly while standing on his large boat
Category:Extended Canon
Category:Mike Conflict Timeline