Mr. Krabs Likes.... Who?

==Plot==
Mr. Krabs calls both Squidward and SpongeBob his favorite employees, but the question is...... who is better?
==Transcript==
Mr. Krabs: (Counting Money) 300, 301, 302, 303,304, and 305! Uh-oh.  That's a dollar short today.
SpongeBob: (Weird smile)  Mr. Krabs, I can't wait until the Employee Of The Month Award tomorrow.
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, how many customers do ye' speculate were in here today?
SpongeBob: (Thinking) About the usaul, Sr.
Mr. Krabs: And what is the usaul?
SpongeBob: (Counting on fingers) about 6, sir.
Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: (Snoring) Huh-Huh!
Mr. Krabs: How much money do you suppose is in me cash reigeister?
Squidward: (Checking money) A dollar.
Mr. Krabs: Me money (Kisses dollar) Me precious money! (Angry voice) I knew there was something stingy going on.
Squidward: Oh, your not going to say your catchphrase again.
Mr. Krabs (Puffing Up Water)
Squidward: Heereeeee it comes.
Mr. Krabs: (Yelling) ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!
Customers: (Holding onto ears) Oww.. Oww
Mr. Krabs: I would've never solved me case without me two favorite employees, SpongeBob and Mr. Squidward.
Mr. Krabs walks back into his office to add 306.
SpongeBob: Welllll, back to Krabby Patties.
Squidward: SpongeBob, don't-
SpongeBob: (Singing) My Krabby Patties rest all night, and in the morning in sight, Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love my patties like my grill. 13 pattiest it's a THRILLLLLLLLLLLL!
Squidward: (Thinking) SpongeBob, you don't suppose Mr. Krabs favorite employee is me.
SpongeBob: Oh Squidward, he likes  us both.
Squidward: Yes, but, if you suppose one of us were about to get arrested who would he save?
SpongeBob: Us of course.
Squidward: But, what if he likes me more?
SpongeBob: Uh.....
Squidward: And he puts me as employee of November?
SpongeBob: (Gulps)
Squidward: And he wants you fired, and promotes me.
SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Squidward: (Sarcastically) And you can't wait for that award, can you?
SpongeBob: (Surprised) Uh... Uh..
Squidward: Well, see you tomorrow SpongeBob (Squidward leaves SpongeBob alone and surprised in Krusty Krab)
Squidward: (Laughing) That dumb sponge will believe anything.
Squidward got into his purple night gown and slept.
Squidward: (Snoring) Employee of month... (Snoring) Employee.
Sponegebob ran off to  work.  Squidward, hearing footsteps did too.
SpongeBob: Give up Squiddy!
Squidward: You do it first Spongey!
SpongeBob and Squidward started to run.
SpongeBob: No you!
Squidward: You!
SpongeBob and Squidward: YOUUUUUUUU!1 (Bumps into Krusty Krab)  Mr, Krabs 'll love me.
Category:Spin-Offs