Bohemian Fapsody (The SBFW Album Project)

Bohemian Fapsody is track 1 of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Album Project. It is based off of the user Tanner/White mau5. This song is a parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
==Lyrics==
Am I in real life?
Is this merely a dream?
I'm by your bedside
There is no time to waste, I see
I pinch my side
I think I might die, 'cause she
I am not dreaming
This is really happening
I am in complete shock, what the hell?
Why won't my actions flow?
Can I get unparalyzed?
I will do anything to be...
Be free
Violet, I've waited so long
I'm actually meeting you here
Why can't I get into gear?
God please, will you unfreeze me?
I'm tryin' to break free but I can't seem to go
Violet, ooh
I'm trying so hard
But I can't get to you, so what's the point?
Move me along, move me along
Because I can't do it myself
Okay, I'm coming home
Take off your clothes right now
Because I am ready now
Goodbye, sexy outfit
You're completely stripped
I'm going in, but I'm dry
Violet, ooh (look at dat ass doe)
I am gonna die
But at least I got the moment I've always wanted
I see a little pervert creeping through the woods
Peeping though, peeping through
He's peeping through my window
As I am undressing
I really don't care at all
(Oh hello there) Oh hello there
(I see you there) I see your hair
I see you're trying to get a show
Oh yes I know
I'm just your sugar boy, you're the only one that loves me
He's an innocent boy, looking for your candy
Put on a show for the little pervert he
Those titties though, do we have a few more weeks of snow?
There's shadows, no! We have more weeks of snow
(Oh hell no!) There's shadows, we have more weeks of snow
(Oh hell no!) There's shadows, we have more weeks of snow
(Oh hell no) Few more weeks of snow
(Oh hell no) Few more weeks of snow
(Never, never, never, this won't do)
No, no, no, no, oh, hell, no!
(Violet now, Violet now) Holy shit, you know her name
Will you set one of her friends up for me?
For me, for me
So you think you can get with my girl?
So you think you have earned that much in this world?
Get outta here, you're interrupting our smexy
You gonna get out, one way or another
(Oh yes, oh yes)
Nothing really matters
That I can now see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters except smexy
Tell me, is it in yet?
Category:Songs
Category:The SBFW Album Project