SMITE - TV series

My idea is that characters from religions that still exist are not used, but from discredited religions such as Greek, Roman and Nordic.
* The first episode would start with a group at the Area 51 discovering information about a mad scientist who wants the planet and humanity to be destroyed by pollution and intends to accelerate this by creating machines that will destroy the environment even faster. As they wonder how they are going to stop it, suddenly the unbelievable happens: a spaceship hovers above the place, and everyone inside is teleported into the place. When an agent tries to grab a weapon, one of the invaders throws a huge hammer at it and the hammer comes back to him, one of them tries to grab another weapon, but lightning is thrown at it. They ask the invaders who they are, but they point out that they know who they are, everyone looks closely and notices that they look like characters from mythology. Obviously someone points out that they can't be that, because mythological gods don't exist, and Zeus says they're not gods they're aliens who visited Earth and were worshiped as gods by the primitive inhabitants of the place. And he adds that at the time they were divided into groups and mention those who knew the Greeks, those who knew the Vikings, and so on. But then King Arthur introduces himself, although they are surprised one point out that no one saw Arthur as a god, but he explains that after everyone left the planet he had to come back because a magic sword was forgotten on Earth. He says that initially he and the knights only went to England to retrieve the sword that only one of them could pull out of the stone, but he ended up discovering that so many people tried without success that a legend was created that the king of the country would be the one who could take it off, and after he got it he was practically obliged to be the king; and he stayed there until he found a way to fake his death. They say that they already know what is happening and that they need to save the environment because this is one of the few planets where life is possible. The characters receive a message from a spy who claims to have found a robot that generates massive amounts of smoke to kill animals in a zoo. Mercury, Hercules and Vulcan are sent to stop him, at the zoo the animals can barely breathe with this smoke, but then Hercules appears and starts to face the robot (which has an exhaust pipe on his shoulders), when he overcomes Mercury at super speed. ties him up “Reinforced chains, courtesy of Mercury”, the robot starts trying to break free. So Vulcan uses his hammer to dent metal objects. The robot breaks free and moves a valve to release more smoke, but then Mercury uses the dented metal to clog the pipes, and Hercules rips the valve, the robot starts to say that it cannot release the pollution it generates and screams about the enormous pressure; until his engine can't handle it and finally breaks down.
*In this episode, the people at Area 51 were wondering why exactly Roman mythology looks like Greek mythology, but with other names. And they reply that they used false names when they went from Greece to Rome, and added that Hercules, Vulcan, Mercury and Cupid liked to use those names better than using their real names: Heracles, Hephaestus, Hermes and Eros. Then came an alert and they found out that a robot attacked a gas station and stole all the oil, at first someone thought this was strange because this way he is getting rid of the pollutant, but Athena corrects that this could also be “using the pollutant”, and asked where he went. They check it out and find that he's headed for the town's water fountain and has already knocked everyone down along the way. Just as he is about to shoot oil into the water from the hoses attached to his arms, a portal opens and Ares emerges from it and throws his sword against one of his arms and cuts a hose. He leaks oil and he tries to throw it with his other arm, but he blocks it with his shield, and says that to throw oil here only if he jumps in the water, the robot thanks him for the idea and goes around him to jump into the water, but at the time where it will fall, a jet of water throws it away. And Poseidon emerges from the water and says "I can't believe you fell for that", with his sword back Ares cuts the arm of the robot that had been hit, but the robot throws oil in his face, and when Poseidon comes to attack him throws oil on the floor and he slips. And so the robot approaches the water again, Athena seeing everything from the base gets annoyed with the scene and says they should have let her make the plan, and says to Janus (who is actually a robot): "Teleport to the maximum , Janus”. She appears in front of the water and in seconds cuts the robot to pieces. And she says to Ares, “You could have just attacked him! Why do you always want to do everything in a dramatic way after all?”
*In this episode the characters receive news of a house burned down by a robot with a flamethrower, and he was seen heading towards a forest. When he was near the forest he tried to use the flamethrower to destroy it. But then Merlin made a force field to block the attack, the robot kept insisting, but then Lancelot opened several holes in the flamethrower's oil tank, and the weapon stopped working. But when the robot realized this, he hit him with the tank and threw a smoke bomb at Merlin and said that he will destroy this forest even if it is with his own hands. And he ran into the forest, but when he grabbed a tree, Arthur appeared and said that if he doesn't stop he will cut him to pieces, but the robot laughed and said "Do you think you scare me? I'm made of titanium the most toughest in the world, this ridiculous butter knife won't even scratch me." Merlin and Lancelot arrive and find the robot in pieces, the head looks around and says "It's not that it worked". The characters head back to base, but everyone (including Arthur and Merlin) notices that Lancelot is carrying the robot's head, he says he wants to use it as a trophy. But then the object is destroyed and they point out that it could have a camera, it is shown that this was true.
*This episode had the surprise that after a few days without emergencies, the mad scientist himself showed up in a city and started spreading poison gas through the air with the help of a robot. Zeus says the best idea now is to send Aphrodite and Cupid to heal the people who breathed this. A person asks if they don't have the power of love instead of healing, but they correct that their powers are healing, but when they said they "heal for love" everyone got it wrong. A portal opens in the city and sucks the gas into a gas tank at the base, then another portal appears behind Janus, Cupid, Aphrodite, Bastet and Ra. Bastet and Ra go to an underground parking lot where the scientist and his robot are, Janus opens several portals Aphrodite said "Several uses them to roam the city, Eros", and he said "Mom, I already told you it's Cupid". They travel through the portals healing (blowing kisses or shooting arrows) everyone, meanwhile in the underground, Bastet who is basically a catwoman, was facing the doctor, while Ra tried to destroy the robot. He started to make a steady shot of energy, it disturbed the robot, but the robot kept moving forward. As he advanced he started to get hotter and hotter, Ra continued with the shot and the robot already started to melt, until when he finally approached Ra, the robot finally stopped working and fell to the ground. But Ra almost fell to the ground as well because he spent a lot of solar energy in a place with no sunlight. Bastet calls Janus and tells him to open a portal here, but he replies that he's having to because he's already holding too many portals at once. She pushes the villain and tries to get Ra closer to the sun, while the villain gets in the way, but she finally succeeds. And immobilizes the villain while Ra recharges, Aphrodite and Cupid arrive, she says "Good job Eros" and he replies "I already told you it's Cupid". When the scientist is arrested they mock that he was so crazy that he thought it was safe to appear in person; but he revealed that he's not an idiot and that he knew they would try to find out where he is sooner or later and so he spent the last few days spreading his robots across the continent, and now problems can come from anywhere.
*This episode begins with a news report being about mysterious saviors who saved a town from poisoning, someone who saved the water source from an oil machine, and about a machine that invaded a zoo. And they ask why the people here insist that they can't let anyone know them and remind them that everyone has met them once, but the people there scoffed at the idea that they would be mistaken for gods. And they receive a distress message from a power plant and find that the machines have already invaded the place. Inside, the workers were tied up while the robots scattered bombs around the place. But then Sobek destroyed one of the robots with his mouth, and did the same with the other and Basthet untied them all, when asked who they were, they left using the excuse that they have to stop the bombs. And it was all about her disarming the bombs while Sobek destroyed the other robots. When they left, the officials wondered if anyone would believe them when they said that a cat woman and a crocodile saved them.
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