St. Patrick's Day Rocks!!!/Transcript

Liam: (Appears onscreen) Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody! (Chuckles)
Clover: What do you know about St. Patrick's Day? I betcha you don't even know any Irish songs.
Liam: I know plenty of Irish songs!
Clover: Do you know Wild Rover?
Liam: Uh...how does that go again?
Clover: What about Whiskey in The Jar?
Liam: I swear, I used to know that one!
Clover: I betcha don't even know Danny Boy!
Liam: STOP GIVING ME SUCH A HARD TIME, YOU NO-GOOD, SMART-ALEC, CLOVER!! I admit that I might have forgetten a few words to a few songs, but I'll have you know that I've written me own St. Patrick's Day song, and it's quite a lovely little ditty!
Clover: And let me guess, you're gonna play it now?
Liam: That's right! A one, and a two, and a-- (Liam disappears to an unknown place, playing guitar, singning) Happy St. Patrick's Day! Stay away from me gold! If you know what's good for you, you'll do what you're told! Happy...St. Patrick's Day! (Strumming guitar, kicks amp, appears back in Leprechaun Land) So, what did you think?
Clover: That...was...AWSOME!
(The scene cuts back to the nightclub with Liam onstage)
Liam: Well, I'll be! Thanks, Clover!
Clover: But I still think you're a dork! (Chuckles)
Liam: Aw, crap!
(The green background appears with Liam asking, "How do you celebrate St. Patrick's Day?" Liam's St. Patrick's Day song plays)
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