Michael vs dakota 3

== Cast: ==
Announcer (Matthew Thomas and Fel)
Dakota as himself 
Fel as Michael (Not recorded)
Justin as Epic Rap Battles Of Time
Anthony Perry as Himself
N/A as Xtreme Rap Battles
Matthew Thomas as Kyle Jenkins ( Michael Jackson vs the joker )
Matthew Thomas as Marioluigi4411
Matthew Thomas as Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta
Anthony Perry as Chris Carbery
N/A as MaNCHA
Frenzy as Intense Rap Battles Of Craziness
Froggy as LilDeuceDeuce ( ERB Vs Epic Meal Time )
Zack as himself
Fel as Crap Raps
N/A as Payton Justice
N/A as Xp9 Rap Battles
N/A as 01legofan
Zack as Video Game Rap Battles
N/A as HarryPotter2875
N/A as Chaotic Rap Battlez
Zander as Epic Rap Battles10
== Lyrics: == 
WOoO Matthew : all are recorded . Fel : yes react okay . 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SHITORY MICHAEL 
CURRENTI VS DARKLINK 4749 aka DAKOTA . 3 
BEGIN. 
Dakota: 
Ready for round three he he he fuck you 
Ima kick this dimwitted paowdes with meh boots 
Im popular everyone loves me cant see you never get a girl and you be never in ERBP 
You can stuff me in your backpack sit down son 
Cant swear cause of beliefs well you can stop kisssing Dylan 
I shake you in the disconectence then crusicime you to conffeti 
You are a wannabe gangsta didnt you bring your machete 
Taste my master sword you be forgotten like Joe G 
Its dangerous go alone you must be in ERBP to face 
Me you ruined your parentship with Mat4yo 
WHHAATTTTT You whore call this the greatest freak out ever 
CAUSE I CANT TAKE YOU ANYMORE 
Michael: 
You are just witckity wack you twit while 
Im the original I beat you like your mother crackling 
Your skull dont try to cheat go back to eating pancakes 
You geek the only thing your mom got for you christmas 
Were beats Dakota you are looking pretty flabby like 
Matty the fatty renember not to bring maple syrup in your shower
Cause cause your leg will go cracky at least dylan my friend 
You are just shibii slave you should quit wacking off Justin, Zander and Nate 
Stop making fat jokes about Matthew man just give it a rest 
I slay you with your batteries when it comes to Zelda 
You are obssesed DAKOTA this is the end TAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND JACOB AND GO 
I ve moved i ve got frends now while you re stil a bro . 
Epic Rap Battles Of Time: 
Im Epicc Rap Battles Of Time and I can rhyme 
Im a black guy my rap schenne is so bad 
I make you run away I look like Bob Marley but my vioce sucks you fools 
Can rap my fame is amazing 
Micheal I cut you napkin stew you are a trunk 
in this rap fuck it you are a spud 
Dakota stop having sex with that ugly bitchy Britney now you all seen you can’t defeat Epic Rap Battles Of Time . 
Epic Rap Battles Of Extreme: 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EXTREME 
Diekle vs a wet glutted pussy 
Im gonna whoop you fools and spank you all tooshies 
Im so extreme you cant beat me you all are just pricks
Epic Rap Battles Of Time you have a microoschope dick 
The name is Anthony Perry Im so scary with my skills 
I beat you worse than Diego vs Bear Grylls why 
I am here is like this battle of this queers so 
Dekota go get the fuck out of here 
XTREME RAP BATTLES: 
We cannot tell a lie you are popular guys and we try 
But we cant comparred the fuck 
Why our battles were pretty legit but 
Your battles blow but unknown reasons were deleted our fucking videos 
We dont have but you guys are terrible 
I eat you like captain crunch we ve got quality and style 
You guys have the worse have ve seen 
OUR SLENDERMAN WASENT FUCKING GREEEN . 
Kyle Jenkins: ( Michael Jackson Vs The Joker ): 
So you call that a class .Try to take on me and you figth the jackson five 
My shittiest battle on youtube you never survive 
one only napkin you call that a class 
Xtreme rap battles get fuck out of here before I spank your ass 
im more famous people laugh 
To death because of my shitty lyrics HAaAAHA 
Than you all im a serious im out this 
Pretty boys I’m out this is horrible too see 
You little boys are crying in your defeat. 
4411MarioLuigi: 
Yeah, what the fuck 
Hey everybody this is 4411marioluigi here 
Wtf wtf I make covers, parodies and also shitty rap battles 
Marioluigi here I collabed with Matthew so 
Im better than thhese thruds Im the second z Shred cause 
I aslo record my computer the lyrics in I spit it are the best becuase 
My raps sucks and disgrace ERBOHISTORY 
But enough about me let’s talk about you 5 year group old 
Ss and homeless are dead I have GetSlayedTV write the most of the battles 
because I rap fucking worse than a horse on a saddle. 
Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta:
Welcome to Epic Rap Battles Of Creepypasta 
i don’t need scary beats you’re motherfuckas 
The rake will kick your asses with his jiggly jiggly flaps 
michael , stop farting , you can’t spit a better rap 
marioluigi4411 who the flying fuck are you 
oh that’s right you’re a Zshred ripoff without a clue 
The only thing terrifying about my battles are the costumes 
ii show Michael , I can spit a Creepypasta rap in the bathroom. 
Chris Carbery: 
Im Chris mess with me and pacman will go wakawaka 
Epic Rap Battles of Time dont mess with your craker 
I make random covers for no reason dont hate 
I aslo steal oher people rhymes I makes them RATE 
I’vo and Matthew voice in my battles 
YOU DONT BELIEVE ME WHY YOU DONT BELIVE ME 
time to spit a fast raps 
I’m just sneaking 
IM COMMING IN FAST YOU NEED A BLUBANKHH 
DGMFGNCFNKLGNCVNHLHLFNCHNFLNHKLNBCNLC ( inaudiable ) 
.... FUCK . 
Uber Rap Battles Of Fiction: 
UBAH RAP BATTLES OF FICTION NN HERE YOU CANT ESCAPE Sorry about the loudness 
I like to ear rape our Battles of Fiction spit some rhymes you have friction 
Chris shut up your mouth stop chocking dicks , son when I beat your asses 
It won’t be fiction you all are complete frauds iii call you Richard Nixon 
NOW ADAM AND MaNCHa have beat you ugly dykes 
WE RE THE UBER RAP BATTLES OF FUCKING SHITTY MiCCS . 
Intense Rap Battle Of Craziness:
im good , I tell oh I can defeat this guys oh I got this 
oh I got this , I tell I got this I can get them hahaha cause I’m back I’m back 
hahaha 
Im intenze and crazy to putting the battles out 
I suck but in my head that isnt true my video and audio are bad look at 
My oponenets just because you ear rape, 
Adam dosent mean your flow is sick, 
I beat all possers so just take a seat never mind
I toook the seat, BECAUSE IM FREAKING CRAZY 
They only thing intense about is yourlove each other 
You fail at youtube so go work at tumblr 
LilDeuceDeuce ( ERB Vs Epic Meal Time) 
The cockiest, worst rapper has give this battle a Boost I may be no awful 
I give no fucks because I’m LILDEUCEDEUCE I love my clusterfuck of bad animation too so you own 
FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU , FUCK YOU ! FUCK YOU 
I said fuck five straigth times that rigth uber you asholes need to learn to rhyme 
I overcause the word bacon strip I DONT GIVE SHITS and bet you 
I only put my name in the title so you can steal some hits 
Zack:
Its Zackcannelive, but now Im charged as randombronywhovian with the raps 
You dicks are making its obious you never get woman 
Im a talented brit you pricks i play numbers 
You can only suck and eat ridicolious 
Yes my first rap battles were bad and put hem on this channel 
Your just mad because my british ryhmes are too hard for you handle,
Dakota cut your head already its the worst Michael you re original 
I MAKE DRAKE VS JOSH FIRST . 
Crap Raps: 
Its Crap Raps comming in got raps like Batman 
You be forgotten like the kiss on my sisters cheeks man sacks live channel bitch 
You cant ever spit a rhyme you are facing the syndrome version 
Of raps trhoug time eat some british crisps ssit back and take my tips 
DELETE YOUR CHANNEL PEPOLE WISH YOU DIDNT EXIST 
Everybody knows me because you all are below me so get kness and 
B -B-B - B - B - B - B - B - BLOW ME 
Payton Justice: 
It’s pbp rap battles coming to make a ruckus 
You guys suck it’s time to Payton bring some justice
You all psy in pity when I’m wearing my hoodie and LilDeuceDeuce, 
We know that Chris gives you a woody, 
Craps rap, just quit there’s some good avidence but,
When I burn you, don’t go ask me for a bag of ice,
Zack stop making battles you can’t even edit in Sony Vegas 
That’s it screw rap battles I go become vine famous.
Xp9 Rap Battles: 
Shrock Xp9 will whip you with his coock crap raps, 
You need a slap knock you down hard than a roooock 
Michael be a man and grow a pair parothese you can’t fuck with me 
I STARTED ERB PARODIES I make shytty mashups, like god vs Stan 
Dakota I be rating all those beatings why ya hatin .
you re Justin time to witness with eeeeppic 
rhymes just know
I be kicking your asses Xp90000 times 
01legofan: 
it’s 01legofan, having fun kicking your all your butts 
I have tone of subscribers you have none 
I have 7 battles and they are bad 
I be rocking the paper hat while you kicking in the sack why 
I fight you all can’t we have sushi you all need to get out of here, 
And you can you even hear everybody knows I won 
I be beating you all while having fun in the sun. 
Video Game Rap Battles: 
stop so it I have a final smash VGRB it’s me how try to copy me 
you’re suckass you don’t see 
you just make battles because you want copy me xtreme blurry version nobody watch 
Fucking mashup don’t make game battles of us so bitches 
you can’t compare to me prepare I have more fame cause 
im about to make a FINAL SMASH TV 
Harrypottter2875 : 
Harrypotter 2875 is come to beat your ass you betcha 
I hate fictional characters but I use Ash Ketchum 
I only have subscribers because 
I post erbs early they don’t take care of my battles , 
they probably haven’t hear about me I use South Park characters 
cause I’m to lazy to get a green screen every editor 
I have QUITS because everybody hates me watch my shitty battles 
you won’t know any rappers AND IF TOUCHING MY FUCKING BEATS I SEND YOU RIGHT TO THE CRAPPER .
Chaotic Rap Battlez: 
Crb is coming in ripping these fast raps you little shits should know 
I’m fast and furious like Sonic shooting rhymes like pixels, 
Editing so toxic craps raps and Zack step back 
It’s time to aldults to rap 8bit disses from this mulky man with muscles 
, lucky you’re still intact spitting out dissses so big I make these pricks. . 
Shrink You can’t beat this rap god you are the WEAKEST DARKLINK. 
All: 
SHUT THE HELL UP CRAPPY RAP BATTLES CREATORS ONLY 
Chaotic rap battlez: 
Well fucking shit pixels. 
Epic Rap Battles10: 
RAP BAT-T-T-T L E - E - E - E E NUMBER ONE HUNDRED 
ME VS ALL THIS FAKERS LETS GO 
Ok then come stop shouting at damn pixels 
Call me Michael cause I’m beating you all for the Luls 
The god of shitty battles has come to show you 
The truth I’m the one who started the trend of make shitty tributes once 
I unleash my shitty power you all be dead cause ears will bleed piss when 
I blast my auto tune and soon you all realize you are raps pretend 
Meet your end 
YOU ALL FEEL THE WRATH OF ERBO10. 
WHO WON 
WHO, S NEXT 
YOU DONT DECIDE 
CAUSE THE NEXT BATTLE IS NOT MICHAEL VS DAKOTA OR DARKLINK 
THe NAME YOU CAN SAY HIM 
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SHITORY 
Matthew : oh finallly we done with This Piece OF SHIT wait stop darklink shit shit wait , sign out , no , no , yes , Larry you want chat us I have all the records time out , okay this will be funny stop darklink quit this God damit something ouch . ( inaudiable sound ) 
Video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPA4tY0ntQs
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