Kai Lan

Kai-Lan is the Main Victim of the YeYe1st Channel
== About ==
Kai-Lan was born on September 30, 2011, and she is currently 11 years old. She has a big rivalry with Stompy, Lulu, and sometimes Rintoo, but mostly Stompy due to him being her biggest antagonist.
Kai Lan is a very disrespectful girl who spends a lot of time on her Xbox, Wii, PS5, GameCube, or Nintendo Switch, destroying Rintoo, Lulu, or Stompy's items.
She is seen mainly in the series, as she is the main antagonist who causes trouble so often. Whenever something happens (like if Stompy turns off the internet after trying to get her off her game consoles, she'd throw a giant hissy fit and starts burning stuff with lighter fluid.
On her 11th birthday on September 30, 2022, she did not want to go to school because she thinks that students do not deserve to have school on their birthdays, thinking it's like a national holiday (Such as Thanksgiving, Christmas, Martin Luther King Day, etc.).
As of today, her appearance in the video, "KAI LAN'S DAWN DISHWASHING SOAP DISASTER!!!" has the most views on the YeYe1st YouTube channel, with over 4,000 views.
On the YeYe2nd channel, you can see that there is a video of Kai Lan in summer school of her telling the teacher that her private part will leak Marinara Sauce. It was originally uploaded by Evan Baker on July 6, 2022 in his summer school series.
Her favorite quotes are "GET OUT!!!" and "GET REKT!!!"
== Relationship with the family ==
* YeYe: I love YeYe and all because he loves me too much, but lately he has been treating me like I'm 3 years old. Like the time he got me a bucket of healthy snacks and kid toys in "KAI LAN'S HALLOWEEN CANDY MELTDOWN!!!", but I try to respect him. I have been out of control when me and STOMPY are bickering and tend to holler at him when that happens. He can always understand me very well unlike Stompy. Even though we fight, I still love him.
* Stompy: STOMPY IS SO DUMB AND I HATE HIM!! He has no respect for me! He always calls me a Jerk and a Dingbat! He has no remorse for my feelings, he never shares his food with me, he takes my game consoles away and mostly tries to destroy them, buys me stuff I don't like, annoys me by Prank Calling me or annoying me when I'm trying to drive, denies my apology when I do nice stuff for him, and he abuses me and uses my stuff like my game consoles without asking me first. The worst thing he has ever done to me was when he insulted my pumpkin masterpiece in "STOMPY RUINS HALLOWEEN!!!". I wish he would just get out of my life, so I would never see him again. He thinks that I don't respect him, but he always wants everything. He will never learn how to stop calling me a JERK and DINGBAT and be nice to me. JUST SHUT UP, YOU STUPID FAT ASS ELEPHANT!!!
* Rintoo: It can depend on how often we fight.
* Lulu: LULU IS ALSO DUMB AND I HATE HER AS MUCH AS I HATE STOMPY!!! She has no respect for me just like him. It's so annoying how she stole the Play Button, destroys my stuff, bullies and annoys me, and has even taken over my YouTube game stream TWO TIMES! She thinks I don't respect her like Stompy, but she wants everything I am doing just like Stompy does. She will never learn how to stop bullying me and respect my privacy and get out of my personal bubble. I think she needs to grow up and act mature! I WILL NEVER EVER FORGET, "LULU TRIES TO STEAL THE PLAY BUTTON!!!" AND ESPECIALLY FOR LULU RUINS YOUTUBERS LIVE STREAM!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL TOO, LULU!!!
* Tolee: It can depend, but we do have a nice relationship.
* Oswald: We have been dating for three years! I love you so much, Oswald!
* Rest of the family: No comment
== Trivia ==
* You can see in the video "KAI LAN'S HALLOWEEN CANDY MELTDOWN!!!" that Kai Lan is driving with YeYe, when in reality, she is not allowed to drive yet by law, as she is only 11 years old, and is supposed to turn 16 on September 30, 2027
* She has ruined Lulu's birthday (Video comes on January 9, 2023) by smashing her vanilla cake in her face.
* She has been dating Oswald since August 9, 2019
*On July 23, 2022, Kai Lan got a job at the Cold Spring Resort in Ashland, New Hampshire, where she currently works at
Category:Main Characters