Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams/Transcript

Hello, everyone.
We want to welcome a very special guest
to our park today the president's daughter.
Big smile. Big smile. Hello, Alexandra.
Where's your father? He will be here.
l will make sure of it.
Well, hey there, little miss first lady,
l am Dinky Winks, owner of
this fine establishment.
You ready to ride the ride and shrill
to the thrills, spills, and chills?
Yes, l am. Right this way.
Of course, that behind me.....
The world famous Whippersnapper.
Guaranteed to make grown men howl
like a cub woke at weaning time.
Over on our left... Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
The NerveWracker.... oh-ho, painful.
Good fun. On your other left is, uh, well,
my personal favorite..... The Vomiter.
Now, we tell people not to ride it on
a full stomach, but you know folks.
They just don't listen.
But... why bother with any of those?
You're here for my latest and greatest.
For your personal amusement and complete
gratification, l humbly offer.... the Juggler.
But is it fast? ls it fast?
Well, let's see, shall we?
The riders are strapped into the bubble.
The hydrobot lifts the
bubble high into the air.
And spins it round and round as fast as the
United States government will allow.
The bubble spins, turns, flips, and bounces.
And then...... it juggles you.
l want to go on.
l thought so.
Now, understand the override precautions are
top-notch, modified by yours truly.
l thought her father was supposed to be here.
The president has more pressing business
than to spend an entire Sunday in a theme park.
No one's that busy.
Have fun, kid.
We will take it a little slow,
just make it fun.
Mm-hmm. Can't you get her down?
Somebody's jammed the override.
Why, that little troublemaker.
Remain calm. Remain calm. We are the Secret
Service. Everything is under control.
There's nothing we can do, sir. What?
The weight of our agents
will prevent us from ascending
the shaky precipice on which she now stands.
She will fall. Don't we have any smaller agents?
Bring me agents SK1 and SK2.
Coming through. Coming through.
We're ready. Use this... the latest gear.
We get to keep them afterwards?
- N... No. Yes.
- Of course. Let's rock.
You're sure they can handle this?
lf not, there are 2 others who can.
Bring me agents SK3 and SK4 as back-up.
Ugh. Ugh. We got company.
Gary and Gerti...
What are they doing here? Ugh.
Excuse me there, sport.
Where did you get that?
Latest in electro-riser technology, with new
composite materials and A.l. brainology.
l can see you don't know what l am talking
about. Gary, this is my rescue.
We will take it from here.
"Latest gear," my butt.
No, no, no. You will just make it worse.
Now you done it. Over here. Get away
from me. Alexandra, take my hand.
Back off. I want my father to
come up here and get me.
But he's the president of the United States.
No, he's my father.
He was my father before he ever became
president, and he should still be my father now.
l want him up here. Sir, we have a situation.
She's got the Transmooker.
This is now a code-red situation.
Get her down now.
The point is,
you and your father need to have a talk.
Up here may not be the best place.
Come with me, and l promise you,
the two of you will have that talk.
How can you promise that? l am Level 2.
l can order him to talk to you.
Hi, Gerti. What are you doing?
l am trying to stop the ride.
Without disengaging the axis? Exactly.
Then stop what you're doing.
You see, the ride is designed
to work like a giant magnet.
lf you reverse the polarization,
bye-bye, president's daughter.
See you around.
Okay. Wait. l took this from my
father's office this morning.
l am sure he will want it back.
Careful. Look, Cortez, you take her
down, and l will take this down.
That way, we both look good.
l am not doing this for looks, Gary.
Thank goodness you're all right, Alexandra.
We were worried sick. Oh, boys.
l think this is what you're looking for.
She swiped it from the president.
Oh, you're in big trouble this time, missy.
Wait a minute. l promised her she
could talk to her father.
Oh, she will talk to him, all right.
We will make sure of that.
- Promise me one thing......
- What?
no more winky-dinky assignments.
So, you want the Ukata assignment, huh?
Your duties are assigned to you by the
agency same as everyone, same as me.
l know. lt's just that
we have learned so much.
Juni and l are more than capable
of taking bigger assignments.
But that's not your decision to make.
The Spy Kids organization is still new,
and if you're a Level 3 or even a Level 2,
you cannot go on a mission alone.
You need more experience.
Come on. OK, Mom, if you're looking for top secret
information, just go straight to the source.
Welcome to the Pentagon.
How did you do that? You can't do that.
There is no hacking in this household.
l know. Sorry. Show me that again.
l know this hair thing is one of my weakest points.
Wait one minute. You're going to look cool.
ln fact, you're looking cooler, right?
Like me. Like Poppy.
And it's kind of em-o-tion-al to me.
You know? Uh-oh. A knot.
We are going to...
You... Uh-huh, uh-huh. We got it.
That's my boy. Last touch.
Hup, hup. You want me to tie it for you?
No, it's okay. R.A.L.P.H. can do it.
Bow tie, R.A.L.P.H., and not too tight.
Thanks, R.A.L.P.H.
lnteresting. But...
he can never, ever replace.....
.....me. Pow.
Not yet, but l think that new
upgrade comes in next week. Uh-huh.
- Oh. Only "joking."
- Hey.
- Kids. Kids.
- Kids. Kids.
"Joking"?
Thank you. Yes, ma'am. Okay. Remember, kids,
this is a very important night for your father.
And if he's named director of the O.S.S.,
be sure to stand up and give him a big hug,
all right? What if Dad doesn't win?
Well, then, give him a bigger hug.
Oh, Yao Ling, Wa Ling, this is Danielle
and Dione Daluc. Hello. Hi.
They created lnfolink, sort of an online trading
system for swapping international secrets.
- Hi. Oh, hey.
- Hello. Champagne?
Can't have any of that. Sorry.
Something doesn't feel right.
No wonder your buddy's here.
Your buddy with the weird laugh.
He does not have a weird laugh. We were
just... talking about you. Really?
Wow. You look great, Carmen.
You want to dance? Sure.
l don't think that's a good idea, Gary.
Family rules say you need to
ask my father's permission.
You know, you should have
had that suit tailored, Juni.
lt's bunching up around your gut,
and it makes your head look way too big.
You have to excuse my little brother.
He's still a little upset
about the... Juggler incident.
A good agent controls his temper.
Just be glad my dad isn't here. He gets
really psycho about this sort of thing.
Hi, Dad. Um, you remember Gary.
He's in our organization.
l was just asking your daughter for a dance.
You know how to dance? Fairly well, sir.
What kind of dances? All types of dances.
What about tango? Yes. Mambo? Fairly well.
Rumba? Yes. Cha-cha-cha? 7 steps.
Bossa nova? Mm-hmm. Merengue? Of course.
What about waltz?
Y... Yeah, l can waltz. Show me.
"Right."
Something like that.
All right. You can go to dance.
Watch your older sister.
Alexandra? Yes?
What are you doing in there? Dancing.
Do you always carry this
many Secret Service around?
My dad's idea....
he's gotten a little..... paranoid.
Well, would you dance... with me? No.
All right, hold on a second, guys.
Level 2.... break it up.
Why not?
l only dance... ballet.
What an incredible coincidence.
So do l.
Well, Juni, l must say,
you're a man of many talents.
One tries.
Uh, could you find your seats?
We're ready to start.
"I must go."
Ladies and gentlemen,
the president of the United States.
Thank you.
l am proud of the O.S.S. and their
newly formed Spy Kids division.
For their outstanding
accomplishments yesterday.
Gary and Gerti Giggles
not only saved my daughter...
What is he talking about?
l saved her. Juni. But....
...more importantly, if not most importantly,
they safely retrieved the Transmooker device
that my daughter accidentally took from
my office earlier that day.
Now it is my great pleasure to announce
the new director of the O.S.S....
.......Donnagon Giggles.
Gary and Gerti Giggles are the kind of
agents we need to turn the O.S.S. around.
l am proud to award them
these Level 1 badges,
What? Which will enable them
to take on real missions,
something challenging,
like the Ukata assignment. Yes.
l wanted that assignment.
This is so unfair.
l am proud to claim them as our organization's
top Spy Kid operatives. Something's not right.
And l am also proud to claim them,
of course, as my children.
This is all wrong. To our Spy Kids.
To our Spy Kids. To our Spy Kids.
To our Spy Kids. To our Spy Kids.
This ugh........
Secure the perimeter.
Sleepers.
They're after the Transmooker device.
Take them down.
- Pull.
- Pull.
- Get off, squirt.
- Ugh.
Give me that back.
- You all right, sir?
- Yeah.
Come here. Juni, get off of him.
No, no. They took the Transmooker device.
They took the Transmooker device.
The following Spy Kid cadets
please report to the psychic abilities
seminar Mike Cardenas and Daniel Duluth.
lt's my turn, too. Are you sure?
All right, your last name is?
Hold on a second. l had the Transmooker
in my hand, but you know Juni.....
he wanted to claim it for himself. Okay,
that should do it. Thank you, son. Right.
lf that Transmooker device falls into
the wrong hands, we're doomed.
Thank you, Mr. President. That will be all.
We're doomed. Understood, sir.
Here.
"Floop's Fooglie"
Starring Minion and Carmenita.......
Thanks.
l was fired. l know. l hacked into the
O.S.S. data files and saw the news.
lt was probably my fault, l suppose.
l am sorry. Well, l guess that's that.
Let's go to the tree house. l got an idea.
l guess l could always set up a small
detective agency out here or something.
You're thinking small again, Juni. The old
tree house needs another helicopter pad.
lt needs a paint job, is what it needs.
Your name? Carmen Elizabeth Juanita
Echo Sky Brava Cortez.
Your name?
Juni Rocket Racer Rebelde Cortez.
You know... l am kind of looking
forward to retirement,
get back to all the projects and dreams
l left behind. Oh, stop it, Juni.
Look, do you want your job back or not?
That's right... reinstated Level 2.
So now we can get back the
missing Transmooker. How?
Looks like Gary and Gerti are about to
get briefed on the Ukata assignment.
We should listen in.
ls R.A.L.P.H. still at your office?
lf they haven't cleaned it out yet.
R.A.L.P.H., get to the briefing room.
We need you to spy on Gary and Gerti.
Make sure no one sees you.
There is a Bermuda Triangle of sorts
off the coast of Madagascar.
As you may remember, this is an area
where some of our O.S.S. cargo ships have
been disappearing. Good boy, R.A.L.P.H.
The survivors of these disappearances
tell delusional tales of a.....
mysterious island
populated by strange creatures.
Obviously, no land mass is
located anywhere near there, so...
these tales were dismissed,
and the agents fired. However.....
the magnet ship that captured the Transmooker
device was last seen in this same area.
So, we need a small ship, piloted by 2
small agents to go in and take a closer look.
lf you find anything out of the ordinary,
you return, you report it back here.
- We accept. We accept.
- You bet we accept.
Come home, R.A.L.P.H. Good work.
lt's a great assignment, but Gary
and Gerti have it, and l am fired.
And l am reassigning you to the O.S.S. Don't
tell me you're hacking into... Already done.
Level 2 status reinstated.
Carmen, you can't do this.
l already did it.
l'd take it one step further.
We're assigning ourselves
to the Ukata assignment.
l am programming a new destination for Gary
and Gerti. Now, that, l got to be a part of.
State your name, please. Gary Giggles.
Access denied. lt knows you're not him.
Confirmed.
New destination? How about.....
Gobi Desert? Stop it, Juni.
What? Don't want your boyfriend to go so
far away? He's not my boyfriend. Okay, then.
Destination confirmed.
There. What did we just do again?
We're going to get the Transmooker
device back so we can clear your name.
We just have to solve the case before anybody
finds out what we're up to. Are you with me? OK.
Then let's go.
"Hello?"
Hello? Hey, what are you doing up there?
Sorry, we thought you were somebody else.
Who gave you a key?
Did you forget who built you this place?
Come down from there.
l brought you all-new gadgets.
Check it out. The very latest spy
watch, total communication center,
right there on your wrist. Cellphone, lnternet
access, satellite TV... you name it.
That baby will do everything but tell you what
time it is. lt doesn't tell time?
No, there was so much stuffed into it,
there was no more room for the clock. Cool.
Are you sure these are new? We can't be
running around with outdated equipment.
Close your eyes and hold out your wrist.
l am going to give you the one gadget you
should always carry. A rubber band? No.
It's a Machete elastic wonder.
lt's a rubber band.
Yeah, but it's also the world's greatest
gadget 999 uses, and the important thing is
you have to figure out what
those uses are... with this. He's right.
Use number one... A stylish bracelet.
Use number two... Ahh.
l am going to make a fortune with these.
Are you sure this is going to work?
Just be cool.
As far as anybody knows, you're back on
the force. Hey, Uncle Felix. Oh.
l am not your uncle. l know. lt's just easier
to call you that. Um, you don't mind, do you?
Of course not.
Well, welcome back, Juni. Says here you
were reinstated. Sure does, doesn't it?
He was fired and rehired all in the
same day. Okay.
Let me bring up the keys
to the Dragon Spy 5.
- Cake.
- 6 o'clock.
Wow. You're looking good
with the new gear, Carmen.
Their latest stuff. Very cool...
only we had that weeks ago.
Here's what's really new.
Nanotechnology......
everything you're wearing
is right here on my wrist.
lt's superaccurate and, oh, so light.
lt even tells time. How did you get that?
Well, it's all prototype, Juni.
You can't be running around
with those mass-produced gadgets.
Just means everyone's got them.
l always go with the prototype.
Sure, they're a little buggy,
But l can deal.
l.... l accidentally squashed him
on my way out of the O.S.S. building. Uh.
Sorry about that. He was outdated, anyway,
so think of it as a mercy killing.
Gary and Gerti Giggles, you have
assignment SElKJU9. Good luck.
Don't hurt yourselves with that outdated gear.
Remember, an agent is only as good as his gadgets.
What? You have the Ukata assignment?
Very nice. You will love it.
Thanks, Uncle Felix.
l am not your uncle.
Oh, nice sub.
Welcome to the Dragon Spy DLX.
Seems like they get more and more sophisticated
each month. Everything is automated.
Now picking your nose.
Little brothers.
Let's check our lunchboxes
for mission updates.
Sorry, R.A.L.P.H. You were the best spy on
the force. Juni, leave it alone. He's dead.
Thanks to your buddy Gary. lt was an
accident. You like him and believe him?
l don't like him...... that much.
Gary's a bad guy, Carmen. Maybe l know
that. l think l can change him.
l do not understand you. And you never will.
French fry, sir? Uh. Uh. Ow.
Give me that.
Strange... tales of a mysterious island,
disappearing ships, mysterious creatures,
and yet, no information anywhere
on the O.S.S. cargo or the magnet ship.
What's Donnagon doing there?
He wasn't O.S.S. director yet.
These are old O.S.S. secrets. And l know
just the person we can call for advice.
Who?
# Who #
# Who #
# What, when #
# Where #
# What, when #
# Where #
# Who, what, when #
# Where and why #
# l delight in what... #
# Do l intend to find, find #
# This time #
# Run around, jumping down #
# Bounce and bound and... #
# Find another way to duck and hide #
# This isle of... #
# Dreams #
- Hello? Yes.
- One moment, please.
Cut.
Cut.
Who is it again?
Juni Cortez. What can l do for you?
l mean, you have done so much for me.
Your robot counterparts are the surprise hit
characters of my show. Say hello.
# Hello #
# Hello #
Actually, Carmen wants a word with
Mr. Minion. Oh. He is right here.
- Minion is practicing a 4-part harmony.
- You have one minute.
Bueno? How you doing, Minion?
Things are a little Floopy around here
for my taste, but it's a living.
l need some information on your favorite
subject the O.S.S. l need to make a call.
Okay, you ready? Ukata...
Transmooker.... The president's daughter
is unavailable. Manage. Press "1" to record.
Mean anything to you?
Smells like the work of Donnagon Giggles.
He had first contact with
the Transmooker technology.
You think Donnagon's the one behind all this?
You're talking to a man with four heads.
Trust me... the guy is dirt. What should
we look for? First, find the island.
Then find the lsland Man. That would have
been Donnagon's contact. Okay. Thanks, Minion.
Be a good girl and swat your brother
for me. Oh, l will.
Something's wrong. Take the wheel.
Got to go. Good luck.
Slow down. We're nearing destination zone.
The radius where all the
disappearances occurred is right...
.....here.
We have been shut down.
Hold onto something.
All power is off.....
even the emergency power.
My flashlight doesn't even work.
We're stuck, aren't we?
Let's get out of here.
- Rebreathers. Rebreathers.
- You got to do it by hand. What next?
- Nope.
- Hand, Carmen.
- Unbelievable.
- "Low-tech."
Here we go.
Should we travel light or heavy? We may not
be coming back down here. Let's go heavy.
- Inflate-a-suits?
- We don't have much choice.
At least the "masks" work.
l think it's because they're
valve-operated, not electrical-based.
- lt's so strange. Good luck.
- You too. Stay close.
- Oh, great. l am fat.
- Was it supposed to do this?
lt has an electrical automatic
shut-off which didn't work.
Luckily, we ran out of air before the
suits exploded. Well, we can still laugh.
At what? At whatever you can imagine
Gary and Gerti are doing right about now.
Gerti, where are we? Well, according to
my coordinates, we are... l think that....
Camel poop.
Someone's going to pay. Cortezes......
l like your new office. lt's smaller.....
cozy. Especially smaller.
- Oh. So many successful missions.
- Amazing, isn't it? Remember this one? Oh.
- Which mission is that? Mexico.
- Of course.
Hmm. Actually, that was the one mission
we never accomplished. lngrid.....
don't start with your parents again.
lt's funny you should mention them. No.
When l mention your parents,
it is the exact opposite of funny.
Doesn't it bother you that we
never got their full blessing?
Frankly, you deserve another chance to
show them. All right, all right.
lnvite them if you want,
but l won't be here.
Tell them that l had a...
l had to go on another mission,
that... that we're having a little problem
on the moon. My father loves the moon.
You invited them already, didn't you?
Mmm... define "invite." Cortezes.
What? l have some bad news.
May l come in?
Certainly, sir. Yes, sir. Great.
Here "he" is.
Two of our Spy Kid operatives
are lost on the Ukata assignment.
Your children had that assignment.
l am so sorry, Donnagon. How can we help?
Actually, my children are safe
somewhere in the Gobi Desert, l believe.
I am sorry to say that Carmen and Juni are
somehow the ones on the Ukata assignment....
a computing error of some kind.
Communications? None.
Their Dragon Spy ship doesn't show up
on radar or satellite. Greg, lngrid,
you guys risked your lives
once before to save me.
Let me go now and personally bring your
children back. No. Thank you.
Thank you, Donnagon, but, respectfully,
we have to do this ourselves.
lf you could provide tactical back-up
and surveillance support of our efforts,
we will leave immediately. Okay, yeah.
Uh, lngrid... l know this may be
a bad time, but, um.....
Your parents are here.
But you guys told me you
were coming next Tuesday.
This is a very dangerous assignment, and you
have to wait here. Well, we want to help.
Don't worry. You taught me everything
l know. Yes.....
but not everything we know. Of course not,
Dad. See you in a few hours. Thanks, honey.
l still don't like him.
Juni...... was that there before?
That wasn't there a minute ago, was it?
Are you kicking me? l am way over here.
l felt something against my foot. There's
something under me. Come look. Uhh.
l don't see anything, Juni. Let's just
concentrate on getting to shore.
Okay, it's about 200 yards.
lf we kick steadily at one foot per kick,
we will reach it in, um... 25 minutes?
l don't know.
My calculator doesn't work.
Whoa. Whoa. Juni, what did you do?
The air's coming out of our suits.
We're heading towards shore.
"Travel heavy."
- Good idea. All right.
- Give it a rest. Ugh. Ugh.
Okay, we're going to set up a campsite,
put up the tent, build a little fire.
And roast marshmallows?
l can't believe this. What happened?
Nothing that's just it.
That was supposed to make an instant campfire,
and that was supposed to make a shelter.
None of our gadgets work. You mean
we have to use our heads? Yes. Ouch.
Big office......
Director of the O.S.S.'s office. Big.
Did you find the source
of equal or greater power?
lt emanates from the north side of the
island. Have you located the lsland Man?
He's somewhere underground. Yeah, well,
start digging. l am on my way.
Come on, Juni. Let's go check out the
island. l just set up camp. See?
Sure wish Gary was here. He'd want
to find out who was behind all this.
- Aw, man.
- All right, let's go.
Wow. This place is amazing.
Check out that rock.
Looks like a hot dog. Uh-huh. Well, l have
seen enough. Let's go back to the beach.
- What? Listen.
- l hear something humming.
Somebody here has power.
We need to find out who and for what.
Destination Ukata. Estimated time of
arrival one minute and counting.
How fast are we going?
- 85 knots. Well... go faster.
- With pleasure.
Faster.
Faster.
- Faster. Can't go faster. Faster.
- l broke the fast thingy.
Faster.
Faster.
All right..... now what?
This is terrific. You know, this is just
great. You really did it this time, Gerti.
Are you kicking me?
No. l am way over here, cheese ball.
l am going to zap that sucker to bits.
Come here.
Wait.
Save it for the Cortezes. Yeah. Excellent idea.
l don't get it. I saw it go through this wall.
What's your assessment, Juni?
l'd think better with food in my belly.
l think we should go up there and check it
out. Up there... To the top of the volcano?
Yep. Not even if my micrograpplers were working.
Gary would be brave enough to do it. Nope.
Nothing you can say can change my mind.
What did you just say? l didn't.
Race you to the top.
"Volcano."
Juni, stay back.
lt's not active.
Juni.
- What are you waiting for?
- Get me out of here.
lf my auto retractor was working,
l'd get us both back up there.
Okay. l am going to grab your hand.
Okay.
- My cellphone. Ugh. Why'd you stop?
- Something wrong? Close your eyes. Why?
- Juni. What?
- l am sorry.
How long have we been falling?
l don't know. My watch doesn't tell time.
Best guess? l'd say about 3 hours.
Feels like 4.
How could you be eating
at a time like this?
You know that tickling sensation you
get when you fall? Of course.
That pretty much went
away after the first hour.
What happened?
l don't know. We're floating.
Who are you? Do you see something?
Over there, hiding. What do you want?
l want to get down. l am Carmen Cortez,
special agent of the O.S.S.
l am Romero, sole inhabitant of this
island of Leeke Leeke......
...sole human inhabitant, that is.
And you are? Tired and hungry.
Nice to meet you, Tired and Hungry.
Careful.
You will crush my island. Sorry.
We just fell four hours.
We're a little clumsy right now.
You weren't falling.
lt was an illusion.
Magic?
Science.
Quickly, we must get somewhere safe.
l am a genetic specialist. l needed a
controlled environment for my experiments.
The creatures we have been hearing?
My experiments..... run amok. What happened?
l thought l would
make a fortune from it.
Kids everywhere would have their own miniature
zoos, right there in their bedrooms.
A miniature zoo? God's creatures...
on a manageable scale.
Unbelievable. l called it "Romero's Zoo"
genetically miniaturized animals.
Lions, tigers, bears, penguins.....
Monkeys.
Monkeys in a barrel. Be careful.
Careful.
One day, l accidentally mixed up
2 or 3 different test tubes
and created a new species.... altogether.
Romero's Zoo Too....
an entirely new..... miniature zoo....
where each species is unlike any
creature you have ever seen. Horse-fly?
Cat-fish.
Spider-monkey?
Bull-frog.
Uh... slizzards.
Whoa. Stay away from those.
And so, l started to think, "lf only
l could make them all a wee bit bigger,"
You know, for kids with meatier hands.
That's where things went very wrong.
l applied a growth serum,
and they took to it all too well.
No. And l have been locked
up in here ever since.
l am afraid to go out there again.
They have tried to gobble me up on more
than one occasion. Why do they despise me so?
l created them.
Do you think... God stays in Heaven because
he, too, lives in fear of what he is created....
....here on Earth? Stop looking at me
like that. l am no loon.
What l am still trying to figure out
is why this island doesn't show up
on even our most advanced satellites.
l created a cloaking device to
shield my island from curious eyes.
Anything electronically powered that comes
within a mile radius instantly shuts down.
Any radar that passes over me is displaced,
creating the illusion that my island
doesn't exist. The Transmooker device.
How did you know?
Your cloaking device is highly coveted.
People everywhere are trying
to get their hands on it.
Are you sure we're the only humans here?
There they are... 2 children,
judging by their size. What is this?
It's a miniature of the island.
The center point of the volcano
provides a gravitational basis....
for which my miniature creatures can line up
exactly to their larger clone counterparts.
So, wherever your miniature creatures are on
this model, it's where the bigger ones are outside?
Correct. l can keep track of
their whereabouts this way. See?
The 2 intruder children are being chased
by a slizzard. Gary and Gerti. Leave them.
We have to go help them. They shouldn't be
snooping around my island to begin with.
l am with you, dude. We have to help them.
l am not going out there. l will be eaten.
- What a bizarre man. Help us. Help.
- Help us. Help. Somebody.
What are you guys doing down there?
That's real funny, clown. Get us out.
We tried to activate our micrograpplers,
but they didn't deploy. Nothing works here.
Yeah, we know that now.
Thanks for the update, carrot top.
Juni, come back. They need our help.
Oh, l will help them.
l want to get him back over here so l can
push him back over myself. Hurry up. Come on.
Here, Gary. Give me your hand.
Thank you, Carmen.
Here, Gerti... give me your hand. Just wait
till my father gets here. Your father's coming?
Where are you taking me now, Carmen?
Hold on.
Why are you still hiding? We're kids,
not monsters. What's the difference?
Relax. They're O.S.S. agents, as well.
Level one. They're Donnagon's kids.
Agent Donnagon? You work for the O.S.S.,
don't you? l work for a man named Donnagon.
Who is this guy? Donnagon's not
interested in your creatures. Why not?
The Transmooker device that hides your
island that's what Donnagon really wants.
That's not nearly as interesting.
Now that Donnagon's head of the O.S.S.,
he has the power to take it from you.
What are you babbling about now, Juni?
The Transmooker you took from the president's
daughter, Gary. lt was just a prototype.
The real Transmooker device is here on
this island. It's even more powerful....
and can shut down all technology on the
planet. You said your father's on his way.
l think he's coming to pick it up.
You're all liars. Do you really think
you're going to turn us on our own father?
Did your dad tell you the mission you went
on was just a set-up for Carmen and me?
Why not? He has his reasons. That's what
being a good spy is all about trust no one.
How to Be a Spy, we have read it.
Well, read it again.
A good spy makes no binding
connections with family or friends.
Well, l don't believe in that, do you? lf you
want to be a good spy, you better believe it.
My father's a great spy, so let's grow up,
shall we? Whatever my father's done,
it's what it takes to play in the big world
like it or not. Come on, Gerti. Let's go.
He is right. Oh. Why can't you
side with me just once?
There are no sides. You're right, and he is
right, too. That's what being a spy means.
Well, l don't like it. Then quit.
l will. Yeah, right.
Donnagon was right. Their Dragon Spy
doesn't show up anywhere on radar.
l am not interested in finding the sub.
Remember that year l insisted on doing the
children's dental work... myself?
How could l forget? Well... l installed a
nonelectrical tracking device in their teeth...
my own invention. But l haven't been
able to test it, until... now.
Honey, it works. Whoa... Hard to believe.
But according to this...
They're in the middle of the ocean.
Above sea level.
But where they are on the map,
there's no land mass. How can that be?
"Now what?"
Something's got us.
Aaah. What is it? Your mother. Mom?
We wanted to join you. Are you nuts?
We needed a bigger boat.
And we brought real food.....
none of that freeze-dried stuff you think's
so chic. Son-in-law. Yeah? Make yourself useful.
Why are you here? We wanted to help get
our grandchildren back. Ah-ah.
We will get our grandchildren back. Gracias. Oh,
wait. You have got something on your lip. What?
Got it. Uh, Mom, Dad, l am a big girl now,
and l can take care of myself, okay?
And Gregorio and l, we can take care of finding
our children. No, you don't seem to understand.
This isn't you and Gregorio
simply saving the world again.
This time, we all have much more to lose
if you fail, Carmen and Juni.
You cannot come with us.
lt is too dangerous.
Oh, you mean, uh,
we can't handle ourselves, huh?
May l have my moustache back, please?
lf Donnagon really is on his way
we have to destroy the Transmooker.
Where is it?
The other side of the island.
Not easy to get to.
The journey alone is more dangerous than
the Transmooker itself. l made sure of it.
Show us. You're not going out there, are you?
We don't have much choice, do we?
With those monsters running around?
l don't believe they're monsters.
Maybe you shouldn't, either.
Well, what should l believe? l don't know.
You're always in here hiding. Maybe they
just want to be with you. Be with me?
They want to be picking me out of
their teeth, is what they want to be.
You just got to show them who's boss.
You're not afraid?
First thing you got to do is....
......fall into this pit.
How does it work?
Supposedly, they run magnetically.
We should be able to ride
over a determined path.
We have to get the
Transmooker before they do. Right.
- Slizzards.
- Oh, no.
This is cool.
- Juni.
- Juni.
- I think we should get off now.
- Why? Trust me.
- Aaah.
- Jump now.
Gary and Gerti. l told you they
were following us. Uh.
You have one new message. Message one.
Hello, Alexandra, it's me agent Juni Cortez.
l am on a mission. l know l shouldn't be.
But l had an idea for you and your father.
Simply tell him you need to talk to him.
Tell him it's nothing urgent,
but someday it might be urgent.
And you need to open the
communication lines right now.
So give me a call. Love to hear from you.
And right now it's about...
Silly me, l forgot my watch doesn't tell
time. Heh. And, uh.....
Something's wrong. Take the wheel.
Got to go. Good luck. Juni. End of message.
Gregorio, the signal requires that you
go around it. He won't listen to you.
He won't listen to you, Mother.
Choose another direction.....
He wants to make sure
he loses the children again.
lf you would only listen to us and do what
we're saying you're tracking them all wrong.
lngrid, tell him he's tracking them all
wrong. Mom, Dad, l have told you before,
and l will tell you again,
No backseat driving.
Thank you. When Gregorio is at the wheel,
no one tells him what to do.
Turn here, honey.
Sorry. Okay. You're sure
you're reading that map correctly?
The coordinates correspond to Carmen and Juni's
current position. These are my children.
And l will find them my way.
Blah, blah, blah. l never understand
a single word he's saying. Never.
Not only were we set up,
but l bet Donnagon knew all along
that you'd hack your way into taking this
assignment. l was wondering the same thing.
Juni, open up. What? Aah. Aah. Dad installed
these trackers in case we ever got lost.
Hurry. Take mine out.
And why are we doing this?
When we get lost, who saves us? Mom and
Dad. Now, if Mom and Dad also disappear....
who's going to stop Donnagon from
using the Transmooker device?
Donnagon wants us all together so he can
destroy the island and all of us with it.
Mom and Dad, even Romero. We can't let
Mom and Dad find us or Donnagon wins.
- A big sacrifice.
- Family is sacrifice.
What happened?
What did... what did you just do?
We lost Carmen.
And... and Juni? Juni's still on-line.
l love you.
That can't be.
Okay, okay. What do we do?
l don't know.
Maybe this is like the mission of
the spies who didn't want to be found.
You know if they don't want to be found,
maybe their position is compromised.
Now, Gregorio, don't tell me
you didn't have a back-up plan.
lngrid, was Juni wearing that charm necklace
l sent him for Christmas last year?
He never takes it off. Then we got him.
l was worried about Juni's well-being,
so l put a tracer in his necklace.
There he is. Thanks, Dad. Are you sure
you don't want me to take over the wheel?
That's funny. lt's funny.
Back to work. Where are we?
Well.... not far from the antechamber.
l think it's behind us.
Don't move. Maybe it's friendly.
Maybe it's not.
Let's go.
lt's an underwater cave. We will have to go
all the way around. That will take all day.
There must be a faster.....
- Wow...
- What is this place?
- Do you think that's real gold?
- Gross. This is so slimy.
- l hate mold. l can hear your thoughts.
- What? And you can hear mine.
Our mouths aren't moving, but we can hear
what we're thinking. Say something.
How strange. We can only communicate
by thought. Magic. Hmm. Think something.
Um... your feet stink.
l wonder.
- Ohhh. Oh. Oh. Okay.
- This place is really weird. Let's go.
Good thinking.
- Now, this is more like it.
- Treasure.
- Skeletons. Dead skeletons.
- ls there any other kind?
This must have been where the pirate
prisoners and treasure were kept.
This must have been a pretty special
necklace for them to die fighting over it.
One necklace to rule them all.
Put it back, Juni. l didn't take it yet.
l can read your mind, remember?
This land is ancient and cursed.
lf you take anything,
you will doom us both. Let's go.
Come on. l think l found a way out. Which way?
l don't know, you pick, right or left? Right.
- Wait a minute. Oh, no.
- We went in a circle. What?
- Come on.
- Let's try it again.
Come on, Juni. l know what we did wrong.
We have got to go left.
Maybe l should put this back.
Uh-oh. Where are the dead skeletons?
- Aaaah.
- Carmen.
Juni.
Juni.
- Help me.
- Huh?
Hey, "bonehead."
Oh, no.
- Why is this happening?
- l don't know.
Wait a minute. You took something,
didn't you? No. You told me not to.
Why would l?
- Oh.
- Juni. Carmen.
- Oh.
- Juni. Carmen.
- Wait.
- Ah.
l am sorry.
- Carmen.
- Carmen.
- You too, huh?
- Yeah.
Where's your brother?
Did he get eaten?
No. He's out there looking for Juni.
You know he squashed Juni's bug on purpose.
Yeah, l know. Now he wants to squash Juni.
Don't you think we
should get out of here?
- Oh.
- Mm-hmm.
- Carmen. l am dreaming.
- l am totally dreaming.
And l am hungry, too.
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh.
You like honey-roasted ham and potatoes,
don't you? That's what flavor this is.
Highly nutritious. Packed with protein
and essential carbs. Hyah.
Everything a growing centaur needs.
You're welcome.
Well, well, well. Your friend
likes freeze-dried. So does mine.
All right, buddy.
Let's kick their butts.
Heh heh heh. We're waiting. Come on. Can't
let you bust up my dad's machine, Juni. Whoa.
So l guess l will just have to bust
you up. We can take them.
Come on, buddy. We can take them.
l don't think we can take them.
Must try and help them.
Must. So, even if your dad is behind all this,
you'd still side with him over what's right?
Right? How do you ever know what's right?
Trust me, when the moment comes, you will know.
l think that moment's come.
- Come on. Show them who's boss.
- Show them who's boss. l am the boss.
l am the......
Oh.
Oh.
Look out.
Forward, go, man.
- Come on, spidey.
- You can do it. Yeah.
Your creature's lame. So are you,
lame-o. lt's all over for you, squirt.
Too bad your dork sister's
not here to cheer me on.
Hey.
Hey.
l don't want to hurt you, Carmen.
You're so full of shiitake mushrooms.
Put it down, Carmen.
Put it down.
- Okay. All right.
- Gerti, a little assistance here.
Don't look at me, brother. You are fighting
a girl. You're going to lose.
l am siding with you. Thanks.
But just this once.
Cortezes.
You going to help me or not?
Well, there it is. How do you know?
Because it's big and weird and in
the middle of the room. Good point.
Careful, Juni.
lf you don't shut it down right....
you can bring the entire world to an end. Thanks.
l am serious. Well, we have to shut it down.
This turns that off.
And that turns this off.
He said there's something
tricky about the third switch.
Let's see.
Too late, Gary. We got here first.
Just stand up against the wall
like a good boy and leave us alone.
Nice try, but we
brought friends this time.
Romero. What are you doing outside
of your cage? l have no idea.
- Donnagon. Hello, agents.
- Warming it up for me?
Are you ready to cooperate this time,
Romero? l, uh... Good.
This should be pain... and simple.
Oh. What did you do? He started the
Transmooker. You said 3 switches.
The entire world will shut down instantly.
Good going, cheese ball. What do we do?
You must bind together
the 3 toggle switches.
lt won't stay up. Machete elastic wonder.
Machete elastic wonder. Here grab it. Oh.
- Give it to me. Give it. Dad...
- Give it to me.
Give it to me...
...or else. Give it to him, Carmen.
Where'd it go? Where'd it go? l don't know.
The spork took it. Back to its nest.
No. l know where the nest is, Dad.
l also have Romero's instruction book.
Hey. Brat. Come on.
lt's just over that big hill. Ohh. Ohh.
Are you sure this is the right way?
My watch has a GPS satellite, you dope.
Wait a minute. How can this be?
When you took out the Transmooker,
the island cloaking device was shut down.
Then what are we doing on foot?
Later, Romero.
There it is.
Get up there, Dad. Come on.
Okay, Magna Men, we're going to need a human
ladder starting right here. Carmen.
What?
An agent's only as good as her gadgets.
They're heading for the beach.
Help.
Help.
The kid was right.
What are you doing?
Trying to remote-pilot our submarine to
the surface so we can get out of here.
Get on your GPS and see
where Mom and Dad are.
This can't be right. This shows that
they are right next to us.
Oh, no. That's no way to greet
your grandparents. Come on. Grandpa.
- Ah, Juni.
- Come here, come here.
Always take this with you wherever you go,
and l will always be there. l promise, Grandpa.
Not you guys. Oh. You don't want to be
rescued. You don't want to be saved.
That's all right. We thought you might...
you might need us. Go talk to your father.
Dad. Hey, Mom. Come on, Dad. Look at me.
Two spies who didn't want to be found?
Yes. Yes. l like your thinking.
But you know what? Those spies didn't have
me for a mom. Come on. Thank you. Hey.
l will always need you.
- Come on. Carmen Elizabeth Juanita.....
- Come here to your papa. You okay, hon?
All right. Information. Quick.
Okay, we have the Transmooker device,
but we need to get off this island right now.
What do you think we're here for? Let's go.
We will explain it on the way.
You won't believe who's behind this.
lt couldn't be any more perfect.
This better not be what l think it is.
lt's all being taken care of, all right?
Get the Transmooker device, Felix. Felix?
Sorry, Gregorio.
A little power goes a long way, doesn't it?
Reprogram this one, Gerti.
l want to start by wiping the Cortez
family from the face of the Earth.
Uncle Felix, how could you? l am not
your uncle. But we treated you like family.
Donnagon said if l joined him, he...
....he wouldn't get rid of me
like he's going to do to you guys.
You can't argue with that. Do you
still have power in your watch? Yep.
Programming complete, Father. Thank you,
Gerti. Try remote-piloting the choppers.
Well, Cortezes, any last words? None that
l can say in front of my children.
Not to mention your mother.
Let's settle this the old-fashioned way.
Aah. Kick his butt. Yeah, kick his butt.
- Not like that.
- "Headbutt."
Sleeper hold.
Use his own weight against him. Yeah.
- Ah, get up.
- Do what l showed you last night.
Suplex.
- Even l can fight better than that.
- Mom. Triple backflip.
- Gerti? What did you...? Why?
- Oh, don't even get me started.
Just wait till Mom finds out you tried
to take over the world again.
No. Please, please, please.
D... Don't tell your mother. Please?
Uh, hello. Hello, there, Mr. President.
By order of the president,
you have been temporarily disavowed.
You're fired. Uh. Looks like l lost
this round, but l will be back.
Hopefully, you're on the good side
next time. We will see, but...
...you never know. Don't worry. He gets
out of line, l will straighten him out.
You go, Gerti.
You tried to save us. Why?
Because you are my family.
You know... there isn't a man on this Earth
we'd ever think would be good enough for our
daughter, but, um... you come pretty close.
By order of the president, you are the new
director of the O.S.S. Congratulations.
Do they..... are they.....
Level one.
- No, thanks. You don't want it?
- l am leaving the O.S.S.
l have seen what it takes to be a top spy,
and l think l can be better use to the world
by just being the best... me.
But what about all the cool gadgets?
l got the best gadget right here. Use number
one, a stylish bracelet. See you around? Yes.
- Go ahead. Say it. What?
- l told you so.
Never.
Never.
Wait.
Uh.......
Thank you. You got it, boss.
Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. Carmen.
Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. Carmen.
Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. Carmen.
Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. Carmen.
l am not going out there.
Oh, yes, you are.
You're a spy, you're undercover, and you
have to make them think you're a pop star.
l can't sing. Who can these days?
l can't tell you how many artists have
used my Machete miracle microphone.
# l can't sing #
This will make you dance like Britney
Lopez. Hey, what about me?
This will make you play like Angus Van
Santana. Cool. Now get out there and rock.
# Who, what, when, where, and why #
# Do l delight in #
# What do l intend to find this time #
# Run around, jumping down,
bounce and bound and... #
# Find another way to duck and hide #
# This isle of, dreams, dreams #
# lsle of, isle of, dreams #
# lsland of dreams, isle of, isle of, dreams #
# lsle of, isle of, dreams #
# lsland of dreams, isle of, isle of #
Who?
Who?
What?
What?
When?
When?
# Dreams #
Where?
Huh?
When?
When?
And why?
And why?
# Who, what, when, where, and why #
# Do l delight in #
# What do l intend to find this time #
# Run around, jumping down,
bounce and bound and... #
# Find another way to duck and hide #
# This isle of... dreams #
# Dreams, isle of, isle of #
# Dreams, island of #
# lsle of, isle of, dreams #
# Dreams, isle of, isle of, dreams #
# lsland of #
# lsle of, isle of #
What, are you surprised your gadgets work?
l just realized l never put any batteries in this.
Action.
Back to one.
Back to one.
Ready. Yeah, but.....
Guys, guys, we're looking
at light on her face. Oops.
My precious. We're nearing the
destination zone, where all.....
No. And then the next sentence is "The location
radius where all the disappearances." Okay.
We're nearing destination zone. The location
radius where all the disappearances.....
Stop. Okay. We're nearing destination
zone, where all the disappearances.....
- Stop. l know it. l don't know it.
- Juni, take wheel. What is......
What is it?
What is it?
Okay, what is it?
Okay.
Well, well, well, well, whoo.
Man, you're not an easy man to find,
you and your island of Leeke Leeke.
l am Dinky. Winks, that is. Heard you had
a wild place here, and, uh, well, sir,
l was thinking you might be interested
in a little, uh, business proposition.
- You ready? Theme park.
- Think about it.
Families on safari, crazy critters
running all over the place.
- Hey, there, fella. Uhh.
- Whoa.
You can see it already, can't you? Huh?
We'd be great together. What do you say?
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