WikiViews/The Jade Wilson Verse

It begins with Dillon watching TV as suddenly he sees a commercial for a movie from Jade Wilson Pictures.
* Dillon: Jade Wilson? Why does she sound familiar.
He searches her up and sees her on the Teen Titans Go wiki.
* Dillon: What the fuck! Why is a fucking fictional character an owner of a company? And she isn't even a real female! She is a disguise in the TTG movie! This is weird.
Suddenly a creepy deformed man comes.
* Dillon: Who are you?!
* Evan: I AM EVAN! AND JADE WILSON IS A REAL GIRL BITCH!
Evan jumps on Dillon and starts attacking him.
* Evan: EVERYTHING WILL BE JADE WILSON!
Dillon and Evan continue fighting. As Nolan then comes confused.
* Dillon: Nolan.... help me.
Nolan shrugs and grabs Evan, throwing him in weird boy jail where Supersamus is there as well.
Nolan: Whats going on here
Dillon: I stumbled upon something. Something big.
Nolan: lemme take a look
Dillon: Let's hope nobody like Evan tries to kill us.
(Nolan sees it as his eyes scream in terror and completely melt)
Dillon: And someone tried killing me