Patrick's Seaweed Patty (Patrick Star Episode Transcript)

(Title Card)
*Patrick: Patrick's Seaweed Patty.
(Scene: Krusty Krab)
*Mr. Krabs: Boy, I Can't Remember The Last Time We Had This Many Krabby Patty Orders! (Lots Of Customers Saying Random Things About Ordering Krabby Patties) Squidward, How's SpongeBob Doing? Squidward? (Finds Squidward Asleep) Alright, I'll Check On Him Myself. (Scene Cuts To a Frenzy In The Kitchen) SpongeBob! What's Happening Here!?!
*SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs, It's Gone So Crazy Here, I Can't Keep Up With The Orders!
*Patrick: (Comes Through The Doors) One Krabby Patty, Please.
*SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, And Squidward: Just One!?! Oh, You Don't Know How Long I Was Waiting To... Hey! Why Are We Talking At The Same Time?
*Patrick: Just Make That Patty! Fast! I Haven't Had Lunch Yet, And I Might Starve.
*SpongeBob: Coming Right Up! (Makes a Krabby Patty, But In The Rush, He Accidently Puts Seaweed Instead Of Lettuce.) Order Up! (Serves Patty) Phew!
*Patrick: (Eats Patty) Hey, The Lettuce... Tastes Like... Seaweed!
*SpongeBob: Oops! I Must've Accidently Put In Seaweed Instead Of Lettuce! I'll Make Another.
*Patrick: No, SpongeBob! It's Actually... Very... Totally... DELICIOUS! Hey, Everyone! You Should Try This!
(Customers Try Krabby Patties With Seaweed, And They Like It Too!)
*Plankton: (Offscreen) Hmm... a Krabby Patty With Seaweed!?! This Is Even Better! I Must Find Out About It! I Have Just The Thing...
*Patrick: This Is So Good... I Shall Call It: THE SEAWEED PATTY!
*Squidward: (Speechless For a Couple Of Seconds) That IS The Perfect Name!
*Patrick: I'm Glad You Think So. And To Think Of It... I Will Open My Own Restaurant. And I Will Call It... The Seaweed Patty Shack! (Runs Offscreen To Build The Shack)
*Mr. Krabs: What Do You Think Is The Secret Formula?
*Plankton: I Might Not Know, But I Have An Idea! (Everyone Else Gasps)
*Patrick: (Hums "We're Building a Water Park!", Before a Surprise Approach By...) Plankton! What Are You Doing Here!?!
*Plankton: I'm Glad You Asked, Patrick. And I Will Tell You Right Now!
(Sings Secret Of The Patty (Plankton's Song)
*Patrick: STOP IT! STOP IIIIT! I WILL NOT TELL YOU! AT ALL!
*SpongeBob: Seriously, Patrick, They Really Need To Know.
*Patrick: There's No Way I Can Tell You. At All. Now If You'll Excuse Me, I'll Be Making My Patty.
*Mr. Krabs: Now What'll We Do?
*Squidward: I Have An Idea! (Whispers To Everyone)
*Plankton: That Just Might Work...
(Scene Cuts To The Kitchen, As a Customer Appears)
*Customer: Excuse Me, But I'd Like To See How You Make One Of Your Delicious Seaweed Patties.
*Patrick: Oh, No Thanks. I Only Reveal It To My Own Family. It's My Secret, To Keep.
*Plankton: (Jumps Out Of Disguise) Grrr... THAT WASN'T REALLY A CUSTOMER! IT WAS ALL SQUIDWARD'S IDEA! WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW!
*Patrick: Never! You Can't Make Me.
*Everyone: (Saying Random Things At The Same Time)
*Patrick: Oh No! The Recipe!
*Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, And SpongeBob: (Each Say "I Got It!" One At a Time.)
*Plankton: No... I GOT IT! Ok, Here It Is. The Formula For Seaweed Patties... (Reads Recipe) 2 Buns With Sesame Seeds, One On Top, And One On Bottom...
*Patrick: Don't Do It!
*Plankton: 2 Slices Of Cheese...
*Patrick: No! No! No! No! No!
*Plankton: Onions...
*Patrick: (Hums Plankton's Song)
*Plankton: Tomatoes...
*Patrick: I'm Warning You!
*Plankton: (Squidward Covers Patrick's Mouth) a Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise...
*Patrick: NO! DON'T DO IT! (Squidward Covers Patrick's Mouth Again)
*Plankton: And Last But Not Least, The Ultimate Secret Ingredient, One That's So Shocking You're Jaw Might Drop... Seaweed?
*Patrick: (Everyone Looks At Patrick) Well, That's Why It's Called a "Seaweed Patty", And To Be Honest, It Was SpongeBob Who Invented It.
*SpongeBob: I Did? Oh Yeah, That's Right! (Cuts Back To The Scene Where SpongeBob Accidently Invented The Seaweed Patty) In The Rush To Make The Perfect Krabby Patty, I Didn't Know I Accidently Added The Seaweed Instead Of The Lettuce!
*Patrick: And, Since You Now Know The Formula Like Foolish *dolphin chirp*, You Gotta Work Like Foolish *dolphin chrip*.
*Plankton: Seriously? Well, I'm Leaving. Good Day.
*SpongeBob: Later! So, What Do We Do, And What's Our Jobs?
*Patrick: Jobs? Oh Yeah, I Forgot! Silly Me... Okay, SpongeBob, You'll Be The Chef, Squidward, You'll, Um...Be The Waiter.
*Squidward: I'd Prefer Being The Busboy.
*SpongeBob: Squidward, What's a Busboy?
*Squidward: A Busboy Is a Person Who Clears Those Messy, Messy Tables. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MOVE AROUND TOO MUCH!
*Patrick: Alright, Squidward, You'll Be The Busboy. And Mr. Krabs Can Be Our Smoothie Operator. Now LET'S GET COOKIN'!
To Be Continued...
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