WikiPlays/Fire Emblem Apocalypse Part 1: Exposition Dump

== Intro ==
Noah: Hey, I'm grump!
Dillon: I'm also grump!
Noah & Dillon: And we're not the Game Grumps!
== Script ==
Dillon: Noah I bought a new game.
(Pulls out Fire Emblem Apocalypse)
Noah: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Does it have Leo Howard in it?
Dillon: Nope! It is an original plot so yeah.
Noah: Oh, interesting!
Dillon: Let's put it in.
(They do)
*The title screen is shown.*
Noah: Wow, this is more colorful than the LGBTQ flag.
*Cuts to a disclaimer saying: "NOTE: WIKIPLAYS, COOLOT1 OR BIONDIPASTAS DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST LGBTQ MEMBERS. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, THIS IS ONLY A STUPID JOKE. THANK YOU FOR READING.*
Dillon: It does look cool.
*Presses play as it cuts to a character selection*
Noah: I don't recognize any of these guys. I think they're all original chars.
Dillon: Yeah I think so.
Noah: I'm gonna choose this guy.
*Noah chooses Ervgard*
Noah: Who the hell is Ervgard?
Dillon: Good thing this has a co-op mode.
*Dillon picks Celine*
Noah: They're not trying with these names, are they? Hope the story is interesting.
Dillon: I mean they are slightly effective.
Game audio: It has been 500 years since Archanea has been destroyed.
Noah (VO): Oh wow, this game actually has audio.
Game audio: And the world has evolved forming New Archanea.
Noah (VO): Yikes.
Game audio: A new king, Atticus of New Archanea, has been terrorizing locales and managing labor unfairly, causing outrage among the land.
Noah (VO): Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, we might need the clipboard for this one.
Dillon: Got the clipboard!
Noah: Alright, give it to me, I'mma write this shit down. (writing on the clipboard) Archanea is now New Archanea and King Atticus is terrorizing people and forcing slavery.
*The scene then cuts to a hut*
Noah (VO): Okay. (writing) In a hut.
*Our main characters are now in the hut*
Erygard: I need to save my family from poverty. Maybe battling against King Atticus will prove myself worthy of fortune, but I need an army first.
Noah (VO): This isn't Fire Emblem. This is shit I wrote in 4th grade!
Celine: I'll help you! Brother.
Noah (VO): Even worse. This is shit I do in Kingdom Life II.
Dillon (VO): It is only the first minute.
Game audio: The earth dragons have returned, this time to terrorize New Archanea.
Noah (VO): Oh! Shit! (writing) Earth dragons are back. They wanna terrorize New Archanea.
Dillon (VO): Of course they do! 
Noah (VO): Maybe the strategy of the game will be okay? I don't know. 
Dillon (VO): Or the plot evolves into something good. 
Noah (VO): There's, like, no motivation. Stuff just happens and it doesn't even feel like Fire Emblem. Hell, I'd believe it if it was, like, Minecraft, or something! 
Dillon: Agreed. 
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