Fart Mart Lornaston

Fart Mart Lornaston is a Fart Mart supermarket located in the town of Lornaston. It is somewhat small and the town's residents only visit sometimes; despite this it is still thriving. Sometimes it gets rather smelly compared to most branches, and people with asthma are advised to avoid it. David Marshall sometimes dreams of doing a huge fart there to establish it as the smelliest building on Volcanus, though he is not really sure why he dreams of doing so. 
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