A Robbing we will go

"A Robbing we will go"
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Written for: Spin-Off Kings
==Transcript==
Narrator: The year is 3030. I fucked a cow.
SpongeSlob: What the fuck?
Patdick: I’m reportin yo ass to fuckin PETA ya here me?
Narrator: PETA turned into a sea-porn website years ago Patdick you dumbass.
SpongeSlob: Whatever, Patdick let’s just fuckin rob a store or some shit I’m bored dude.
Patdick: Aren’t there like… condoms and shit there?
SpongeSlob: Ye, making it useful for your sick fantasies about Pearl.
Patdick: Shut yo mouth you foolish fella.
SpongeSlob: Let’s just go, here hop in my boat.
[SpongeSlob and Patdick hop in the boat and drive to Barg-N-Mart, using their douchebags as 
Masks]
SpongeSlob: Aight Patdick, we heew.
Patdick: Let’s do this.
[they march to the store, acting like total badasses and confront the guy behind the cash register]
SpongeSlob: Aight, so heres the deal. You give us the sea dollars, we let you get off easy.
Fish: What the hell are you wearing?
Patdick: Douchebags. Is that a problem?
Fish: Nono, it’s just that… [giggles]
Patdick: I swear you sexually chuckle one more fucking time.
Fish: Or else what?
Patdick: Or else this: [reaches into his leather jacket and pulls out a…………………. Sex toy]
[Patdick looks embarrassed and fights the tempation to play with it]
SpongeSlob: Patdick you dumbass, you fucked over the plan!
Patdick: Can’t… resist…
SpongeSlob: Wait a second… Patdick play.
Patdick: What?
SpongeSlob: PLAY WITH THE DAMN THING!
Patdick: [blusges] um ok! [starts cumming in the sex toy]
Narrator: 4 hours later.
[Suddennly the sex toy has seen enough and explodes the whole store, killing SpongeSlob and Patdick]
[SpongeSlob and Patdick are ghosts now]
Patdick: Yo what the hell, this is insane!
Fish (who is now a ghost): You both know I could have just let you off right?
[Patdick and SpongeSlob just blankly stare at the fish]
Narrator: Nobody knows if PatDick and SpongeSlob stopped staring at the fish. But what we do know is that we can learn about this. Never cum inside a sex toy.
Narrator #2: I’m sorry you had to read this matchy.
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