Mort/Story

== Story ==
===Season 1"===
===="Human Flesh"====
Mort makes his first appearance in "Human Flesh," where people believe he's the one supplying Bob's Burgers with human flesh after the rumors that the Belchers are cannibals.
===="Sacred Cow"====
===="Sexy Dance Fighting"====
===="Hamburger Dinner Theater"====
In "Hamburger Dinner Theater," Mort helps Linda Belcher with her show by acting as the first victim. He uses 'fake' organs from his funeral home to make the show entertaining and realistic but ends up giving the audience a heart attack.
===="Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"====
===="Art Crawl"====
===="Spaghetti Western and Meatballs"====
===="Burger War"====
===="Weekend at Mort's"====
Mort has a significant role in "Weekend at Mort's" when he lets the Belcher family stay at his apartment above the funeral home while they fumigate their restaurant. 
===="Lobsterfest"====
===="Torpedo"====
===Season 2"===
===="Bob Day Afternoon"====
===="Synchronized Swimming"====
===="Food Truckin'"====
In "Food Truckin'," Mort prevents Teddy from throwing a brick through the restaurant's window after the Belchers start serving food in their truck instead of at the restaurant.
===="Moody Foodie"====
In "Moody Foodie," Mort is part of the group reading a harsh review of Bob's Burgers. He returns at the end of the episode, watching the movie Tin Cup on the restaurant's T.V. with the Belchers and other diners.
===="Beefsquatch"====
===Season 3"===
===="Ear-sy Rider"====
Mort conducts a biker-themed funeral service for the One Eyed Snakes motorcycle gang leader Horny Dave in "Ear-sy Rider."
===="Full Bars"====
===="Bob Fires the Kids"====
===="The Deepening"====
In "The Deepening," Mort's an integral part of the whole mechanical shark experience from its beginning (he gives a dreadful pun-filled speech at the shark's unveiling) to the final moments (he narrowly escapes being the shark's last meal) of its violent and destructive end.
===="Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks"====
In "Tina-Rannosaurus Wrecks," Mort offers to drive the Belcher family members around while they repair their car. He soon regrets making that offer when the family takes advantage of him, including Gene and Louise mooning a police escort and disrupting an open house. The whole family also makes Mort drive them almost an hour to a party. He tries confronting the Belchers, bursting into the restaurant in a fit until Bob and Linda tell Mort that they put a thank-you package in front of his place. Mort backtracks and leaves the Belchers alone.
===="The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene"====
===="God Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins"====
===="Nude Beach"====
===="My Fuzzy Valentine"====
===="Lindapendent Woman"====
===="O.T. The Outside Toilet"====
===="Carpe Museum"====
===="The Unnatural"====
===Season 4"===
===="Fort Night"====
===="Turkey in a Can"====
===="Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial"====
===="I Get Psy-chic Out of You"====
===="Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part I)"====
===="World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town - Part II)"====
===Season 5"===
===="Friends with Burger-fits"====
===="Best Burger"====
===="Midday Run"====
===="Speakeasy Rider"====
===="Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob & Louise"====
===="The Millie-Churian Candidate"====
===="The Gayle Tales"====
===="The Oeder Games"====
===Season 6"===
===="Sliding Bobs"====
===="The Hauntening"====
===="Stand by Gene"====
===="The Hormone-iums"====
===="Glued, Where's My Bob?"====
===Season 7"===
===="A Few 'Gurt Men"====
===="Aquaticism"====
===="Paraders of the Lost Float"====
===Season 8"===
===="The Bleakening, Part 1"====
===="The Bleakening, Part 2"====
===="Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien"====
===="Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday"====
===="Mission Impos-slug-ble"====
===Season 9"===
===="Bobby Driver"====
===="What About Blob?"====
===="Long Time Listener, First Time Bob"====
===Season 10"===
===="Pig Trouble in Little Tina"====
===="Drumforgiven"====
===="Three Girls and a Little Wharfy"====
===="The Handyman Can"====
===Season 11"===
===="Dream a Little Bob of Bob"====
===="Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School"====
===="Bridge Over Troubled Rudy"====
===Season 12"===
===="Manic Pixie Crap Show"====
===="Crystal Mess"====
===="Beach, Please"====
===="Gene's Christmas Break"====
===="Touch of Eval(uations)"====
===="A-Sprout a Boy"====
===The Bob's Burgers Movie===
===Season 13"===
===="So You Stink You Can Dance"====
===="Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth!"====
===="Radio No You Didn't"====
===="Mother Author Laser Pointer"====
===="Amelia"====
===Season 14"===
===="Bully-ieve It or Not"====
===="The (Raccoon) King and I"====
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