Liberals!

"Liberals!" is the first episode of Stinkfellow Funnies.
==Transcript==
Squidward: (shouting) Fuck it all! I can't fucking believe what I just dreamt! Liberals running the world? Are you kidding me? It's a goddamn nightmare beyond comprehension!
Patrick: (concerned) Squidward, calm the fuck down! It was just a dream. Don't let it consume you like this.
Squidward: (enraged) No, Patrick! You don't understand the gravity of the fucking situation. Liberals spreading their fucking influence, imposing their goddamn agenda on everyone... it's a waking nightmare!
SpongeBob: Squidward, maybe you're overreacting a bit. It's just a dream. Remember, everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
Squidward: (shouting) Opinions? This shit goes beyond that! It's a fucking assault on common sense and reason! I can't stand it!
As they walk through the streets of Bikini Bottom, Squidward's frustration grows. He notices people expressing their political views, and it only fuels his anger.
Squidward: (yelling) Look at them! Brainwashed liberals spewing their fucking nonsense! How can anyone be so blind?
Patrick: Squidward, let's not get into a heated debate here. It won't solve anything.
Squidward: (sarcastically) Oh, of course, Patrick. Let's all just sit back and let the liberals ruin everything. Great fucking plan!
SpongeBob: Squidward, you're letting this consume you. It's not healthy. Let's focus on something positive.
But Squidward's anger continues to simmer beneath the surface, and he can't shake the feeling of being surrounded by what he perceives as liberal propaganda.
Squidward: (fuming) Fine, let's pretend everything is just fucking peachy. But mark my words, one day the truth will come out!
As the day goes on, Squidward's rage intensifies. He can't escape the thoughts that torment him, the fear that liberals will eventually control everything he holds dear. The weight of it all becomes unbearable, pushing him closer to the edge of his sanity.
Squidward: (muttering) The world is falling apart... and no one seems to fucking care. Well, I won't be a silent bystander. I'll do something about it!
Suddenly, in a fit of desperation and twisted determination, Squidward stops in his tracks. His eyes burn with a mix of fury and a disturbing resolve.
Squidward: (through gritted teeth) No... I can't let them win. I won't be a goddamn victim... not to those fuckers!
And without a moment of hesitation, Squidward reaches down and forcefully rips his own testicles off, a surge of pain coursing through his body. The shock of his self-inflicted act leaves his friends speechless, unable to comprehend the depths of his anguish and the lengths he's willing to go to make a statement.
SpongeBob: (shocked) Squidward, what the fuck did you do?!
Patrick: (horrified) Squidward, that's fucking insane!
Squidward: (panting, a twisted smile forming) THE LIBERALS ARE OUT TO GET ME! Now they can't control me... I'm free.
As Squidward's friends desperately try to assist him and seek medical help, they're left grappling with the shocking sight before them, wondering how Squidward's nightmare-induced rage could lead him to such a horrific act of self-destruction. The lines between dream and reality blur, leaving everyone shaken and uncertain of what lies ahead.
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