Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 4

== Overview ==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 4," where DJs Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox presents a playlist combining sad boys and sad girls. They reconnect with an old friend, interview visiting foreigners, and discuss the ethics of land ownership. Listen to the episode.
== Episode Summary ==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci return to a familiar program with the fourth iteration of their Sad Boys and Sad Girls theme. They talked a lot about spiritual numerology and a man named Mr. Satan who used to send them Soundcloud links to original music.
Dillon booked a haggard looking seafarer as their first guest, and it turns out to be Mike Korolla, who has spent the past 6 months boating from Michigan to Austin via an elaborate route that led to dangers in Florida and a Lynyrd Skynyrd cover band party in Gulf Shores, Alabama. He admits to removing toilets in fraternity houses as a prank he likes to regularly do.
They get a call from Derrick Beauregard, who seems confused about what the show is about or why he called in. After the DJs begin to pry, Derrick explains that he's visiting from Quebec and is looking for good vegetarian food in Austin. The DJs suggest the top 5 places to get vegetarian in Austin are:
# Gas stations
# Grocery stores
# Farmers markets
# Delis
# Quebec
Dillon has booked a second guest in the studio, and they are introduced to Jean Claude, a Kyle resident who was raised French. He doesn't appear to understand any French beyond the basics, and he confirms that his family is originally from Kyle. He has never traveled outside of Kyle until today, when he made his way to Austin with the goal of buying land. He is under the impression that Double Heads is selling property, but they confirm they are merely selling dirt, which doesn't constitute land ownership.
They soon get a call from Jennifer Anderson, a disgruntled seamstress and dirt customer who was under the impression that she could use the dirt to claim other people's property as their own. She attempted to throw dirt in her neighbor's backyard to claim his property, and then made him listen to every Double Heads episode and read the entire wiki. He still wouldn't let her own his land.
Around this point in the episode Mike offers to take Jean Claude with him on his next boating adventure. Jean Claude accepts and wishes to try a Chicago hot dog, which sets Mike on an excursion back north towards Michigan.
They get a final call from Janice, who attempts to order a pizza. The DJs are confused by the call, but Mike clarifies that he is selling pizzas on the side to fund his trip and promises to fulfill the order in a few months.
They decide the genres complement.
== Characters ==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Mike Korolla
Jean Claude
Derrick Beauregard
Jennifer Anderson
Janice
== Featured Music ==
Jenny Hval - "Female Vampire"
Deftones - "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want"
Slothrust - "7:30 AM"