Zomboni Interview

By BGB64
Me: So, Zomboni. First, what do you think of the zombie bobsled teams?
Zomboni: Tey silli. tey go on ice trail before ice trail complit.
Me: Anything else?
Zomboni: Da chille pepprs arr anoi-ing. Tey burn me and ice twail.
Me: So that's all? Seriously?
Zomboni: Daw ye hafe a problemz with dat?
Me: Well, no, but-
Zomboni: Ten shut up!
Me: No. Why should I shut up? If anything, you should be shutting up or I'll-
Zomboni: Do what? Bluff?
Me: Ok then.
I press the button that opens the trap door in front of me making zomboni fall in the incinerator
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