Cat senate

Shura is the Senate's favorite oranch cathttps://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1615509142273245184?s=20&t=qKDM5WJ8sTpKhYysnZLLAw (eevin moar favrit then coobor)https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1615513409579110401?s=20&t=qKDM5WJ8sTpKhYysnZLLAw.
=== Organization and Function ===
The Cat Senate is an "elected" legislative body that protects and enforces the legal and catstitutional rights of all cats. All cats are sitting members of the Cat Senate and anyone can propose legislation.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate
=== Birds ===
The Cat Senate operates a wide range of spy birds to gather information for them.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1585229123928006658
=== Official rulings ===
Passed Legislation
# Hired detectives to find out who was stealing cat ears.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1551681881636323328
# You legally must say "Ough big stretchy" if you see a cat stretch.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1464682640351629317
# All cats must love their siblings, even Jaz.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1527403089224945675
# Made Lofty (doug type) an honorary cat.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1519273884213723137
# Gave Primcess Pamcake the Soup.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1503897949583167490
# Pawsley must legally stay smol.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1453704206200852487 (Resolution ignored by Pawsley)
# Humans must leave one cat "in charge" when they leave.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1500239447736127488
# Everyone must kiss Tigger on his little meatball head.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1468276638915997698
# Introduced Chungycare. (no deductible, fewer jabs, more treats and free ear cleanings)https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1545792046492966914
# Dottie is "Smol baby" and not "Big gurl".https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1461112008930209793
# If you lick it, it's yours.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1500234557035003915
# If you mention a cat picture you must show us the picture.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1580644027153907712
# Puss must have at least 3 dinners every day.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1449104634543366145
# More gogurts for cats.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1516431408109084676
# Alsatia has the best smelling butt.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1548478006028513287
# All good cats get bigger meal portions.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1592225058931773440
# Thurb's birthday is a national cat holiday.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1424175513007017988
# Baby bean boy's moms must make him a burger whenever they make themselves burgers.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1530500960451190784
# Freya should get to go on walks because she is a good girl who deserves it.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1529086748491382786
# Bilbo is a "round baby".https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1457990492021530624
# All chippies (Australian/British type) must be shared with Scruff.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1442721350494347267
# Baths are illegal.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1475823587915411457
# All wet food must have enough sauce.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1444060493728133120
# All pizza must have meat so cats can enjoy.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1428596013724487684
# Thurb must kiss all tuxie cats not just once but twice on their little heads.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1476357768521076741
# TheCatSenate can take Cooper whenever he wants to hang out with him.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1549019253696860161
# Shura must cuddle Courage whenever asked.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1527671998310121477
# Gave Tib all the hair ties.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1510971016717250562
# It is illegal to lock Benny out of any room, especially the bathroom.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1422041146658803715
# Cats get extra snuggles.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1448638237292040196
# Where ever Cooper sits is "his spot".https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1476164413392670723
# Cats can eat corn muffin wrappers.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1477282941181038593
# If anything happens to Hoom 1 and 2, TheCatSenate gets Cooper.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1498833319311867908
# Made baths illegal (again).https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1470548367730257921
# Scruff is official chicken taster.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1410645662123888641
# Cats get to watch animal TV all night on their birthday and international cat day.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1556974178548568065
# Made Halloween an international holiday.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1454184738512588811
# It is illegal to arrest or punish Pumpkin for any of his "crimes".https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1606352621266051072
# Cats must have 24/7 access to food.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1414337721133375500
# Put bunny ears on Elton.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1514977185165156358
# Gave Jorts the orange boy brain cell.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1471499879532810245
# No work! Only Cat!https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1470675944771891201
# Unilimited treats for Miss Freja.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1519274248199626752
# Sarge must be let in the basement.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1502060623420698647
# All steak must first be given to Edgar.https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1410059811279052805
#Cats are not allowed to keep their eye boogershttps://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1611028494309269504?t=djf6m6ynvwnxeJx8P7y_BA&s=19
#Cats meows are cute!!
Failed Legislation
# Allow Figgy to grow up. (Resolution ignored by Figgy)https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1458380029633744909
#Abolish baby jail. (Resolution passed but was ignored by The Cat Senate)https://twitter.com/TheCatSenate/status/1532155594894893059
=== Controversies ===
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