USS Rodger Young vs Imperial Battle Cruiser

The Excelsior-class Federation starship USS Rodger Young was in the Alpha Omega star system! Suddenly, a massive battle cruiser decloaked! It was an Imperial battle cruiser! This Imperial battle cruiser was a state-of-the art battle cruiser! The USS Rodger Young encountered the Imperial battle cruiser! A computer screen was installed into the Imperial battle cruiser! The computer screen came to life! The computer screen showed a girl on a drum set! The USS Rodger Young raised her shields and powered up her weapons! The Imperial battle cruiser targeted the USS Rodger Young! The girl started playing the drums! The Imperial battle cruiser powered up its weapons and attacked the USS Rodger Young! The USS Rodger Young targeted the Imperial battle cruiser! The USS Rodger Young fired 5 photon torpedoes at the Imperial battle cruiser! The torpedoes hit the Imperial battle cruiser, damaging it! The girl on the drums was knocked off her drum set! She said "So you want to play rough, huh? Well, if you want to play rough, then I'm going to have to play rough!" She got back on her drum set! She then started playing again! The Imperial battle cruiser fired on the USS Rodger Young! The USS Rodger Young fired phasers at the Imperial battle cruiser, damaging it! The girl on the drums was again knocked off her drum set! She immediately got back on her drum set! She said "My turn!" The girl then started playing again! The Imperial battle cruiser fired on the USS Rodger Young! The USS Rodger Young fired phasers and photon torpedoes at the Imperial battle cruiser, damaging it! The girl on the drums said "I'm outta here!" She then played the drums and the Imperial battle cruiser went to warp speed! The USS Rodger Young was victorious! The Imperial battle cruiser had fled!
The Imperial battle cruiser rendezvoused with Bad Vader's Battleship! Bad Vader, the Emperor of Evil, realized that the Imperial battle cruiser had sustained damage in its battle against the USS Rodger Young! Bad Vader sent a repair team to repair the Imperial battle cruiser!
The captain of the USS Rodger Young told the Federation Starfleet about the Imperial battle cruiser! A Federation battle fleet was dispatched to intercept the Imperial battle cruiser and destroy it!
Bad Vader's repair team completed the repairs on the Imperial battle cruiser! They also installed new weapons onto the Imperial battle cruiser and they also installed 3 more computer screens! Bad Vader sent the Imperial battle cruiser to destroy the Federation battle fleet in the Beta Leonis star system!
The Federation battle fleet arrived in the Beta Leonis star system! The Imperial battle cruiser arrived in the Beta Leonis star system! There were now 4 computer screens installed in the Imperial battle cruiser! The 4 computer screens came to life! The computer screens showed the girl on drums, a girl on electric guitar, a girl on bass guitar, and a girl on keyboard! The Federation battle fleet was confident that they would destroy the Imperial battle cruiser! The commander of the Federation battle fleet said "Red alert! All hands to battle stations! Raise shields! Arm weapons!" The Federation battle fleet went to Red Alert, raised shields, and armed their weapons! The Federation battle fleet was ready for battle!
The Imperial battle cruiser armed its weapons! The all-girl band was ready to play! The Imperial battle cruiser was ready for battle!
The Battle of Beta Leonis began! The all-girl band played! The keyboard player played her keyboard, the guitarist played her electric guitar, the bass guitarist played her bass guitar, and the drummer played her drums! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Federation battle fleet! The Federation battle fleet battled the Imperial battle cruiser! The Battle of Beta Leonis ended when, with the help of the all-girl rock band that was powering it and with its own powerful weapons, the Imperial battle cruiser destroyed the entire Federation battle fleet!
The USS Rodger Young warped to the Beta Leonis star system! When it arrived at the Beta Leonis star system, the USS Rodger Young saw a graveyard of destroyed Federation starships! Those Federation starships were the starships that were in the Federation battle fleet! The USS Rodger Young then contacted Starfleet and told them to send three Federation armadas to assist the USS Rodger Young! Starfleet sent the three Federation armadas! The three Federation armadas were led by the Galaxy-class Federation starship USS Braddock! The three Federation armadas were combined together to form one single Federation armada! The Federation armada arrived at the Beta Leonis star system and rendezvoused with the USS Rodger Young! The captain of the USS Braddock was an old friend of the captain of the USS Rodger Young! The Federation armada then warped to intercept the Imperial battle cruiser and destroy it!
When the Federation armada caught up with the Imperial battle cruiser, the captain of the USS Rodger Young attempted to negotiate with the commander of the Imperial battle cruiser in order to bring an end to hostilities! But the commander of the Imperial battle cruiser refused! The commander of the Imperial battle cruiser said "If you attempt to stop us, then you will be destroyed!" The captain of the USS Braddock said "Take your best shot, Imperial Commander!"
The Imperial battle cruiser armed its weapons! The Federation armada went to Red Alert, raised shields, and armed weapons! The 4 computer screens came to life! On the 4 computer screens were the keyboard player, the guitarist, the bass guitarist, and the drummer! The all-girl rock band was ready to play! The Imperial battle cruiser was ready for battle! The Federation armada was ready for battle!
The battle began! The keyboard player played her keyboard, the guitarist played her electric guitar, the bass guitarist played her bass guitar, and the drummer played her drums! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Federation armada! The Federation armada battled the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser targeted a Galaxy-class Federation starship that was in the armada! The Imperial battle cruiser targeted the Galaxy-class starship's starboard warp nacelle! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Galaxy-class starship and hit her starboard warp nacelle! The captain of the Galaxy-class starship said "Ready escape pods. Prepare to abandon ship." The Galaxy-class starship then exploded, killing the captain and his entire crew! One starship in the Federation armada had been destroyed!
An Excelsior-class Federation starship fired on the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser was damaged! The Imperial battle cruiser then targeted the Excelsior-class starship! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Excelsior-class starship! The Excelsior-class starship was severely damaged! A warp core breach was imminent! The captain of the Excelsior-class starship gave his final orders! He said "All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" Then the Excelsior-class starship exploded, killing the captain and his entire crew! Another starship in the Federation armada had been destroyed!
The Federation armada battled the Imperial battle cruiser! Two starships in the Federation armada had already been destroyed! A Constitution-class Federation starship fired on the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser was damaged! The Imperial battle cruiser then targeted the Constitution-class starship! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Constitution-class starship! The Constitution-class starship was severely damaged! A warp core breach was imminent! The captain of the Constitution-class starship said "Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship! All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" The Constitution-class starship then exploded, killing the captain and his entire crew! Another starship in the Federation armada had been destroyed!
The Federation armada continued to battle the Imperial battle cruiser! Suddenly, an armada of Klingon warships arrived and assisted the Federation armada! The combined Federation-Klingon armada battled the Imperial battle cruiser! A Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser attacked the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser was damaged! The commander of the Imperial battle cruiser then hailed the commander of the Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser! The Imperial commander said "Journey's End was originally about Wesley Crusher's aimlessness leading him into TNG's debut mention of the Maquis, named from the French World War II resistance cell. Eventually, the Maquis theme turned into the Native American Colony which Jeri Taylor was hoping to imply was the home of Voyager's American Indian First Officer Chakotay." The Klingon commander said "I know!" Then the Imperial battle cruiser targeted the Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser! The Imperial commander said to the Klingon commander "You have been such a good friend!" The Imperial battle cruiser then attacked the Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser! The Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser was severely damaged! A warp core breach was imminent! The Klingon commander said "All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" The Klingon K'Tinga-class battle cruiser then exploded, killing the Klingon commander and his crew! A Klingon warship in the combined Federation-Klingon armada had been destroyed!
The combined Federation-Klingon armada continued to battle the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser targeted a Galaxy-class Federation starship that was in the armada! The Imperial battle cruiser targeted the Galaxy-class starship's starboard warp nacelle! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Galaxy-class starship and hit her starboard warp nacelle! The captain of the Galaxy-class starship said "All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" The Galaxy-class starship then exploded, killing the captain and his crew! Another starship in the combined Federation-Klingon armada had been destroyed!
The combined Federation-Klingon armada continued to battle the Imperial battle cruiser! Suddenly, the captain of the USS Braddock found a weakness in the Imperial battle cruiser! The combined Federation-Klingon armada needed to hit the Imperial battle cruiser's warp core! Then the warp core of the Imperial battle cruiser would breach and the Imperial battle cruiser would explode! The keyboard player said "Uh-oh!" The guitarist said "What?" The keyboard player said "If the combined Federation-Klingon armada hits the Imperial battle cruiser's warp core, then there will be a warp core breach and the Imperial battle cruiser will be destroyed and we will all die!" The guitarist said "Don't worry about it!" The keyboard player said "Shall we play?" The guitarist said "Sure!" The all-girl rock band then continued playing! The keyboard player played her keyboard, the guitarist played her electric guitar, the bass guitarist played her bass guitar, and the drummer played her drums!
The combined Federation-Klingon armada battled the Imperial battle cruiser! A Constitution-class Federation starship fired on the Imperial battle cruiser! The Imperial battle cruiser was damaged! The Imperial battle cruiser then targeted the Constitution-class starship! The Imperial battle cruiser attacked the Constitution-class starship! The Constitution-class starship was severely damaged! A warp core breach was imminent! The captain of the Constitution-class starship said "Abandon ship! All hands abandon ship! All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" The Constitution-class starship then exploded, killing the captain and his entire crew! Another starship in the combined Federation-Klingon armada had been destroyed!
The USS Lexington NX-85453, under the command of Captain Good Vader, arrived and joined the combined Federation-Klingon armada! The combined Federation-Klingon armada then targeted the Imperial battle cruiser's warp core! Good Vader said "Fire at my command!" Commander Dynamo said "The combined Federation-Klingon armada has responded, sir! They're standing by!" Good Vader then said "Fire!" The combined Federation-Klingon armada then fired on the Imperial battle cruiser! The warp core of the Imperial battle cruiser had been hit! A warp core breach was imminent! The Imperial commander said "All hands abandon ship! Repeat, ALL HANDS ABAN-" The Imperial battle cruiser exploded, killing the Imperial commander, the all-girl rock band that was in the computer screens, and everybody on board!
The battle was over! The combined Federation-Klingon armada had won! Good Vader said "You lose again, Bad Vader!"
Meanwhile, aboard Bad Vader's battleship, Bad Vader, the Emperor of Evil, was very angry! He said "Good Vader and his allies have ruined my plans yet again!" Then he said "One of those days, I will get you and your allies, Good Vader! I will have my revenge!" Bad Vader then laughed evilly!