Lemoneyade

This is the 22nd episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 8th episode of season 2.
(Episode starts with Hoopla walking down the street sad, with people screaming at him)
Person 1: I can't believe you destroyed my store!
Person 2: He destroyed my house, and I haven’t even paid off my mortgage yet!
Kid: He twook my xbwox and thwew it on the gwound!
Hoopla: I can’t believe it, all because I got too mad over that sports game.
Carl: Sports game? Never heard of it. I have nothing to do with this.
Poopla: I can’t believe it, he destroyed my poop collection.
(They stare at Poopla for a few seconds)
Poopla: what?
Doclement: He knocked down all my equipment. Shame on you, Hoopla.
Satan: He poured water on fire. That’s illegal.
Hoopla: Don't worry guys, I can pay for all your broken stuff..as long as you vote for me!
Everyone: Booo!
Person 3: After him!
(Everyone starts running after Hoopla, and he flees to Boopla’s house)
Hoopla: Boopla, you gotta help me!
Boopla: (filing his nails) With what?
Hoopla: With the presidency!
Boopla: (throwing a basketball against the wall) Oh yeah, forgot about that. Say, these activities I’m doing really help your stress levels.
Hoopla: That’s not important right now. I need help.
Boopla: With all this anger around you, I simply can’t do a thing without my company being ruined.
Hoopla: So you’re saying...I’ve hit rock bottom?
Boopla: Yeah, basically. But don’t literally go there, it’s terrible.
Hoopla: It sounds cool though.
Boopla: Just, don’t. Well anyway, have fun being broke.
Hoopla: What the frick.
(Cut to Hoopla sitting in his room)
Hoopla: If it wasn’t for my parents, it wouldn’t be sitting in here.
Zoopla: You’re welcome son!
Hoopla: I need to find a way to make money, but how? (Jeopardy music plays) Yeah I know I could go on that show, but even then that’d be hard. (music stops) What’s an easy way to make money with the materials I currently have? 
(He takes out a used napkin, an old paperclip, and a dried lemon.)
Hoopla: Well, the only thing useful is a lemon. Hey...I have an idea! I’ll make a lemonade stand! But how will I make it?
(Later)
Hoopla: Mom!
Zoopla: Yes dear?
Hoopla: Can I have some things for a lemonade stand?
Zoopla: Sure thing.
Woopla: Lemonade bad. Too sour. Yuck Yuck.
Hoopla: Ok, well can I have materials now.
Zoopla: Yes, let me call AKEA.
Hoopla: Don't you mean IKEA?
Zoopla: No. For copyright reasons I'm calling AKEA. I've learned my lesson. (She dials the AKEA number) Hello, may I have materials for a lemonade stand?
AKEA Man: Ok (He hangs up.)
(The materials magically appear in front of Hoopla.)
Hoopla: I know this shouldn't have happened, but screw it. I have materials!
(Hoopla goes outside and sets up his stand on the beach)
Hoopla: FRESH LEMONEYADE COME GET FRESH LEMONEYADE
Scooter: AGH! You’re even more annoying than ME right now! I need ear replacement surgery now.
Hoopla: You could always cover your ears… with lemons! (He takes out two lemons and plugs them into Scooter's ears)
Scooter: Haw haw haw, now I really need surgery. 
Hoopla: Hmm, I gotta make sure I get lots of customers. (he pulls out a megaphone and puts it on high power)
Megaphone: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Hoopla: Crap, I forgot to switch the other switch. There. Time to use it.
Megaphone: Ready to talk in 3, 2, 1-
Hoopla: FFFFRRRRREEEEESSSSHHHHHH LLLLLLEEEEMMMMMOOOOONNNNNNEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAADDDDDDEEEEEE!!!
Person 1: What's that ear-splitting noise?
Person 2: Sounds like a little green man advertising lemonade.
Person 1: o. I want some.
Hoopla: AND I WANT YOUR MONEY! YOU MAY AS WELL CALL THIS LEMONADE, LE'MONEY'ADE! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Person 1: Well I was going to buy some but because of that horrible pun I don't anymore.
Hoopla: I'll make you a deal, if you buy TWO lemoneyades, I'll stop making puns.
Person 1: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! (he hands it over to Hoopla)
Hoopla: Alright- wait, “Goober Dollars”?
Person 1: It's the official currency of Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!
Hoopla: Ooh! But since it's not real money you only get one.
Person 1: Okay, thanks for the lemonade. (sips and immediately spits it out in Hoopla’s face) What the heck is in this stuff?!
Hoopla: Well, just lemons... and my special ingredient.
(Extended silence. Hoopla and the person stare at each other for a while, the person looking disgusted while Hoopla has a massive grin on his face.)
Person 1: So, I’m just gonna go—
Hoopla: (Still grinning) It’s my pee. (The customer silently walks away.)
Poopla: Now that’s the kind of humor I like! I'll take a lemoneyade too.
Hoopla: Ok, as long as you advertise my lemoneyade, you can have 5 lemoneyades per hour.
Poopla: Hooray! (he steals Hoopla’s megaphone and screams in Fred’s ear, making his head explode)
Hoopla: Oh great, now I need a new megaphone.
(Later)
Hoopla: Business is really booming! Literally, after I installed lemon-dynamite cannons!
(A lemon-dynamite cannon fires a lemon-dynamite, it lands in front of a person, and it blows up into lemonade, soaking multiple citizens.)
Person 12374803474983: Man, I sure am glad no giant lemons are spilling into my paper cut right now!
(Nothing happens)
Person 12374803474983: I said, I sure am glad no giant lemons are spilling into my paper cut right now!
(Nothing happens again)
Person 12374803474983: (hums and walks off, but trips into a salt truck.)
Hoopla: Let’s check to see how much I’ve made- 0 DOLLARS?! How can that be?
Person 1338: Maybe because there’s a deafness epidemic in the area because of you.
Hoopla: Sorry, IT’S IN MY NATURE!
Person 1338: (ears ringing) Great, now I can’t listen to the Communist Manifesto anymore.
Hoopla: Any complaints can be put into the complaint jar.
(Person 1338 writes a complaint and puts it into the jar)
Hoopla: (reading the complaint) “I can still hear but I’m still suing. See you in court, broccoli man.” Nah. (crumples it up and eats it)
Zoopla: Don’t chew with your mouth full, honey.
Hoopla: Wait what? Mom that doesn’t even make any-
Zoopla: Come home, it’s dinner time. Your dad’s waiting.
(Woopla is at home, snoring so loud it starts making more people deaf)
Hoopla: Aw, okay.
(At dinner)
Hoopla: Why does this food taste so weird?
Woopla: We ran out of food at home, so we brought this out from the toilet.
(The food starts screaming “Hoopla” so loudly it wakes up Hoopla from his nightmare)
Hoopla: AH! WHAT-
Zoopla: Having nightmares again?
Hoopla: Yeah.
Zoopla: Well, here’s my advice. If you don’t do well starting small, go straight to big. That’s advice I’ve used ever since I got married.
Hoopla: What kind of advice is that? I just had a nightmare.
Zoopla: Good night, honey. (she leaves, and Hoopla goes back to sleep, ending the episode)
== Trivia ==
* The urine comedy was crafted by both JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and PrimitiveSponge129.
* This is the 2nd episode with 4 writers, and the first to feature Lock as one.
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