Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes

:Barney: When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's...
:Homer: Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
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:Cletus: Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
:Brandine: Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
:Cletus: They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.
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:(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
:Homer: This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
:Bart: Dad, that's a sports bra.
:Homer: All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.
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:Lisa: Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
:Bart: Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
:Lisa: That picture's a cliche.
:Bart: Picture?