Spirits & Bodily Functions

Spirits & Bodily Functions is a gibberish question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Here we go, what cliché does this rhyme with?"
===Gibberish Phrase===
The ghoul fanned whiz funny har goon farted.
===Gibberish Question Reading===
"The ghoul fanned whiz funny har goon farted." [beat] "Who farted? a goon?"
===Hints===
It's a lesson about spending cash…
… and not being stupid.
Your wallet's going on a separate vacation.
===Hints Reading===
"First hint, it's a lesson about spending cash…"
"It's about being thrifty and not being stupid."
"Last hint, your wallet's goin' on a separate vacation."
"And it looks like you're gonna lose your wallet in a second."
===Gibberish Answer===
A fool and his money are soon parted.
===Answer Quote===
"How do ya like that? I guess sometimes a fool gets to make a little money too. "
===Gibberish Answer Reveal Quote===
"Too bad. Next time, don't be so foolish about your money. Cause the ghoul fanned whiz funny har goon farted."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Looks like you're in a fine position to put this cliché to good use."
===Key Words===
A, a, aa, the
fool, fuel, fol, foll
and, &, an, ad, adn, nad
his, hs, hiss, her
money, mony, mney, monne, mone, moneyy
are, r, ar, re, arre
soon, son, soo, oon, snoo
parted, part, partd, prtd, ported, prted, pardoned
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