RamDarre Contest Entry - Da Nerd

This is my entry for the spin-off short contest hosted by RamDarre '- Da Nerd
==Transcript==
[SpongeBob's foghorn alarm goes off.]
SpongeBob: Another beautiful day!
[SpongeBob walks outside]
[Patrick lifts up his rock and gets out.]
SpongeBob: How's my favorite neighbor doing?
Patrick: I'm doing great, SpongeBob! Let's play a game of Abuskartzluber!
SpongeBob: Squidward says he needs his beauty sleep right now.
Patrick: It's okay, we'll be [lowers voice to a whisper] very quiet.
SpongeBob: Well, okay!
[SpongeBob and Patrick start making insanely loud and annoying nonsense sounds, camera pans to inside Squidward's house. Squidward wakes up.]
Squidward: HOW MANY ****ING TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO SHITHEADS TO SHUT THE **** UP!? YOU'VE WENT WAY TOO FAR THIS TIME, SPONGE**** AND SHITHEAD!
[Squidward slams the window shut. After a few seconds, SpongeBob and Patrick shrug and go back to nonsense blabbering. After about 5 seconds of this, Squidward comes outside of his house with a rifle. He shoots SpongeBob and Patrick.]
The End.
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