The Ten Worst Songs of 2013

10. Icona Pop ft. Charli XCX - "I Love It" (for being repetitive and talking about crashing cars into bridges)
9. Ke$ha ft. will.i.am - "Crazy Kids" (for being heavily processed and Will.I.am getting payed to say nonsense)
8. Taylor Swift - "22" (for talking about how great it is to pretend like they're 22)
7. Cher Lloyd ft. T.I. - "I Wish" (for Cher Lloyd claiming she's not attractive enough)
6. [3-way-tie] Sage the Gemini ft. Iamsu! - "Gas Pedal", Migos - "Versace", J. Dash - "Wop" (for repeating the song title all time)
5. Drake - "Started From the Bottom" (for Drake falsifying his struggles in the ghetto)
4. Karmin - "Acapella" (for using processing in a "supposedly" a capella song)
3. Major Lazer ft. Bruno Mars, 2 Chainz, Mystic, and Tyga - "Bubble Butt" (for singing about big asses)
2. Trinidad James - "All Gold Everything" (for lazy rhyming and generic shitty rap cliches)
1. Miley Cyrus - "We Can't Stop" (for being extremely boring)
Honourable mentions
YG - My N****
Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark
Justin Timberlake - TKO
Mariah Carey Feat. Miguel - #Beautiful (for putting hashtag in the title)
will.i.am. Feat. Justin Bieber - #thatpower (for putting hashtag in the title)
Ace Hood - Bugatti