Life of Celibacy

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?"
Frank leaned over, touched Ann's arm and gently whispered, "Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?"
 
Thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
And you thought I couldn't get you to smile today.
Category:Relationships