Post-War America

Post-War America is Satan's post-release build of Purgatory.
Bathroom Dude lives there.
== Second Stage ==
The second stage was enacted by The W, folloWing either a terrorist attack or a Controlled Detonation. Initially revealed as a time of prosperity and unity, it was just a feined attempt by Beta Males to try and equate themselves to the Great Depression generation by pretending America isn't the wealthiest and most privileged country on earth. During this time in the early stages, the Geneva Convention prevented total obliteration of the enemy, so instead The Government killed thousands of young Americans and wasted trillions of taxpayer dollars, only for it to be confirmed to be all totally in vain later by Brandon.
The early stages, of which two decades later has become an underground aesthetic, was generally dominated by feined patriotism, forgotten racism and pentacostals bitching about violent video games. The youth that didn't get themselves killed in an untamable desert mostly became useless crackheads who worked at Blockbuster and drove Toyotas. The elderly generation who lived in the early stages of the First Stage either geriatrically gawked at the patriotism or, like the pentacostals, wasted their time bitching about violent video games.
In this time, the Meaningless Global Warming War took place, in which Cadillac-driving fatasses on the atlantic seaboard bitched about other Cadillac-driving fatasses on the atlantic seaboard who bitched about the first group fatasses and their gas-guzzling Cadillacs. Ironically, the chieftan of this crusade owned like 30 mansions and shit. At least now he looks all pale and old, and can't talk about how "up is down, and down is up" or whatever he said when he smoked some shrooms. His wife, another bitch who bitched about violent video games has become so irrelevant that current generations dont even know who she is, or why the fuck she took the name of a redneck sport of pushing cows over.
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