Annoying Orange: Something Smells/Transcript

Midget Apple: (grunting) Ugh, I can't do it.
Orange: No no no no no. Watch, it's super easy. One, two, three.
Pear: Dude, tongue pushups are not easy.
Orange: Really? Well, I thought everybody did them.
Marshmallow: Nope, Orange has an incredible talent! Yay! Ew, oh, ew.
Pear: Hold on, does anybody else smell that?
Midget Apple: Yeah, it smells like a skunk's armpit.
Orange: It smells like a compost pile barfed on a subway.
Pear: It smells like a sewer lit some hair on fire and then took a poo.
Grapefruit: Ahoy-hoy, fellas and Marshy. Notice anything different about your boy Grapefruit?
Pear: You mean besides the visible odor lines eminating from your body?
Grapefruit: Hehe, I see ya caught my whiff of my new cologne, Evacuate.
Midget Apple: Why is it called that?
Orange: Probably cause every room he enters instantly evacuates! Hahahahahahaha!
Grapefruit: Haha, very funny. Anyone wanna try it on?
Midget Apple: I'll pass.
Orange: And I'll pass out. Hahahahahahaha!
Pear: Um, Grapefruit? They misspelled cologne on the bottle.
Grapefruit: What?
Pear: Yeah, it says colon.
Orange: I mean, given how bad it smells, maybe it's not a misspelling at all. Hahahahahahaha!
Midget Apple: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. So Grapefruit's new fragrance is called Evacuate Colon?
(rest of the gang laughs, except Grapefruit)
Orange: Did Passion get Thanos snapped?
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