The CW

The CW (or The Crap Weird) is a free UnAmerican TV network that shows nothing but Crappy and Weird shows. It is known for making edgy reboots of things that don't need edgy reboots. It also has a deal with the evil Netflix to show some of that company's shows, for people who are too poor for streaming.
==History==
The CW was created in 1997 by Dr. Robotnik as the United PINGAS Network, or UPN. It was meant to compete with the FOX network, but was extremely unsuccessful, as nobody (not even people without cable) wanted to watch it, and most of the "shows" were just slideshows of pictures of Robotnik's PINGAS. 
UPN ran until 2006, when someone finally reported it to the UnFCC, forcing Robotnik to sell it to the highest bidder. It was sold to 2 movie companies, Paramount and Warner Bros., which rebranded it as The CW. The C stands for "Crap", and the W stands for "Weird".
Once the movie companies took over, the programming was changed to Weird Crap(tm), allegedly made for angsty teenage girls, but really made to get people to buy cable so they don't have to watch this shit.
== Schedule (Not Really) ==
Unlike Crap Network, the CW does not have a schedule. Instead a random unpredictable schedule of shows/movies plays every day.
==See also==
*Crap Network, this channel's main rival, which is also owned by Warner Bros. Discovery
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