Recess Mess

The eleventh chapter of Total Drama School, posted on December 12, 2010. The final six head to recess, but with a catch: they must dress up in humiliating costumes while being chased by an angry, chainsaw-wielding Chef Hatchet.
==Story==
Amanda, Meg and Sharissa are hanging out in their dorm.
Meg says to Sharissa, "So, we're the final 6, huh?"
Confessional (Sharissa): Oh my gosh! AAAIIIEEE! The final 6! I can't believe I made it to the final 6! Well, actually, I technically didn't. I got eliminated, like, 3rd, and then Chris wanted me to return. At least I have Meggie and that crazy little bum, Alex.
Amanda sees Carson, Alex and Gary walking in and plopping their stuff down onto the empty beds. She says, "What are you doing here?"
"Chris said we had to move all our crap into this room." replies Carson happily. "This is where we're staying, I guess, until the end of the contest."
Confessional (Amanda): Well, already nobody likes me, and now I have to share a dorm with some stupid little boys? My luck is worsening and worsening.
Confessional (Gary): YES! Girls!
Chris then randomly walks into the room. "Hey guys, do you know what time it is?"
Alex opens his mouth to say something.
"No, it's not Adventure Time." interrupts Chris. "It's time for today's challenge."
Confessional (Meg): How did I know?
Chris continues. "Today's challenge is going to be completely random. I have a large booth. One person will step in, and get pelted with tennis balls. When that person picks up a tennis ball, they'll come out and read it out loud. It'll have part of a challenge on it. Then, we'll keep doing that until we get something close to a challenge."
"Isn't this..." says Alex.
"Yes, it's the same thing as the finale in Total Drama World Tour." says Chris. "All right, Alex, thanks for volunteering." He pushes Alex into the booth.
Chef comes up and pushes a lever. Golf balls start raining down.
"Aaugh! Eeh! Uuh! Ouch! Owieeeeh!" says Alex, then finally grabs one and falls out.
Alex hands Chris the ball. It says, "While on the playground..."
Chris giggles, "Oooh, fun! A playground challenge! Those are always... interesting. Meg, you're up."
Meg goes in and grabs another ball that was on the ground, without getting hit at all. She then walks out and reads her ball. "Dress up in humiliating costumes..." she says. "Wow. This'll be a blast."
Chris replies, "It's getting better and better... Gary, go next."
Gary goes in. Chef pulls the lever that reads: "FULLY CHARGED" and a storm of golf balls rain down on Gary. He comes out with about 10 golf balls in his shirt.
"Chris, you'll pay." He then reads his ball. "...While being chased by an angry Chef with a chainsaw." Gary gulps.
Chris says, "Sounds fun." He snaps his fingers, and an intern comes in with a huge tub of costumes. "You're up first, Gary."
Gary reaches into the tub of costumes and pulls out a Yoda costume. "Aw, yay!" says Gary. "I love this movie!" He puts on the hat and robe.
Amanda says, "That movie is for nerds. Oh, wait. You're a nerd. Never mind." She laughs at her own joke.
Meg comes up, grabs an extremely tight cat suit and cat ears, and walks away.
Amanda says, "Wow, Meg. That actually makes you look pretty."
Meg gives Amanda a dirty look.
Next, Alex finds a very small hoodie and skinny-jeans. Chris says, "Ah, Alex! Looks like you fould Ezekiel's outfit from Total Drama Island! It's the real deal!"
Alex makes a sick face and drops the clothes.
Chris says, "Uh, uh, uh! You can only pick once."
Alex mopes away, and Amanda says to him, "Ha ha!"
Next up, Carson gets an outfit reminiscent of a rapper's style, it's a do-rag, saggy jeans, and a shirt that says "Rappa King."
Carson looks at the pants and says, "What is this, something from Devin's wardrobe?"
Chris says, "Actually, it is. He dropped it after his first elimination. You guys remember Devin, right?"
Amanda nods. "How could we ever forget?"
Chris says, "I know, right! Next up is Sharissa."
Sharissa pulls out an afro wig, a mad scientist lab coat, and a Groucho Marx disguise. "YeEEEEeeeEEEEah!" she shrieks.
Amanda says, "Take a chill pill. Idiot."
Chris says, "Amanda, you're badmouthing everyone else, let's see what you get!"
Amanda grumbles and walks towards the tub. She looks at a bikini and is about to pick it up, when Chris hands her a blindfold.
Amanda says, "What is this?"
Chris chuckles. "Just put it on so you get something really humiliating."
Amanda puts it on, "I'm doing this against my will," and grabs some things. She gets a fake handlebar mustache, a king's crown, a pink wig, short-shorts, and an XXXXL shirt that says "Love Goddess."
Amanda says, "Why do I have the most humiliating thing of all?"
Chris chuckles. "We like to make the antagonist have a hard time. Aaaand... Chef?"
Chef comes out of nowhere and holds up a chainsaw.
Gary says, "What happens if one of us gets... you know, mauled by Chef?"
"Well..." says Chris. "Let's cross that bridge when we get to it. Okay, are you guys ready?"
Alex says, "Nope."
Chris says, "All right, are you guys... besides Alex... ready?"
Meg says, "Wait a sec. How do we win this challenge?"
Chris says, "When Chef gets you with his chainsaw, you're out and you have to sit on the sidelines. Be the last one standing and you win invincibility. Are you happy now?"
Meg says, "Sure. Do we get a head start?"
Chris gets mad. "All right, all right, all right! Gosh! On the count of--"
All the students ignore Chris and take off sprinting around the playground.
Carson sees Gary climbing up a large structure and hiding in a long tube slide. He walks towards him and says, "Hey, man."
Gary responds, "Hey."
Carson says, "Why so upset, dude?"
Gary replies, "Well, first, our alliance isn't really an alliance anymore. Second, girl troubles."
Carson says, "Ol' Megan's got you down, huh?"
Gary says, "Yeah. I think she's... how do I put this, hot, but she has no interest in me."
Carson says, "You just have to be cool. Like that over nine-thousand thing? That's not cool. That's nerdy."
Gary says, "But that's the kind of stuff I like!"
Carson says, "Maybe you should try comedy. I'm the most popular kid in my grade just 'cause I'm funny."
Gary says, "Do I look like the comedic type?"
Carson says, "True. How 'bout... fashion. Man, that shirt is crappy."
Gary says, "It's my favorite one! I got it when I was, like, two!"
Carson says, "And it still fits you?"
Confessional (Gary): ...It's sad but true.
Carson says, "Here. Let's see what I have for you." He takes out his backpack and starts searching around.
Gary says, "This doesn't sound good."
Carson says, "Let's see, disguise, long pink dress, blond wig, whoopee cushion, old sandwich, bag of chips, kindergarten yearbook, picture of this hot girl I liked in 5th grade... A-ha! Check this out!" He pulls out a shirt that says "AIG" and gym shorts.
Gary points to "AIG" says, "Dude, I don't even know what that means."
Carson says, "I think it has something to do with Americans."
Gary says, "All right. But aren't we supposed to keep our costumes on?"
Carson says, "Who cares?"
Gary says, "I'm going to ask Chris."
Carson begins to yell, "Wait! Noooo!" but Gary is starting down the slide.
Gary continues down the slide and looks out. He sees Chef lying in wait at the exit. Chef grins evilly and a horrified Gary sprints back up to Carson.
"No luck." says Gary.
Carson says, "All right. Chef probably can't even fit through the entrance in the slide, so we're safe for now."
A voice says, "Are you sure about that?"
Chef is right behind the boys. He holds up his chainsaw and smiles.
"How long have you been there?" says Gary.
Carson screams like a very small child and runs out of the slide.
Gary says, "Here. Get me."
Chef says, "Actually, since you want me to... I'll pass." and walks away.
Gary says, "Wait, Chef! Wha-- never mind."
Meanwhile, outside, Sharissa is stalking about. "Where the fudgeballs is Alex?" she says, and trips over a large mound of grass.
"Hmm..." she says. "Hmmmmmm." and rips the grass off the mound. It's actually Alex, who shrieks at Sharissa. Sharissa puts the grass back on and runs away. She then spots Meg.
"Meggie!" she says and runs over to Meg.
Meg says, "Hey, Sharissa. What's up?"
Sharissa says, "Just trying to win this dumb ol' challenge."
Meg says, "Here. Let's go to the swings and talk."
Sharissa shrugs. "All right."
They sit down on the swings. Meg says, "Think you can win?"
Sharissa says, "Probably not."
Meg says, "You don't really have much competition."
Sharissa says, "Actually, I do. Carson. Everyone likes him, and he's so freakin' funny. Remember when I said he's just like Owen without the gas and body fat?"
Meg says, "Yeah. But we can easily dispose of him tonight."
Sharissa says, "Sounds good, but I also really hate Gary. He's really annoying. And did you know he has a crush on you?"
Meg says, "Yes. I did know that." and rolls her eyes.
Sharissa says, "And do you like him?"
Meg wrinkles up her face. "Eww, no."
Sharissa says, "All right. We've got our eyes on Carson and Gary. Also, what about Amanda?"
Meg says, "She'll probably have invincibility tonight, again."
Sharissa says, "Yeah, that's true."
Meg says, "This challenge is so boring."
Chef pops up and says, "Want to make it less boring?"
Meg says, "Wait a sec, who--" She turns around and screams. Chef touches her with his (rubber) chainsaw and drags her by her cat tail to the sidelines.
Sharissa runs away. Meg says from the sidelines, "Good luck!"
Sharissa keeps running and bumps into Amanda. "Ow!" they both say.
Amanda says angrily, "Watch it! Creep."
Sharissa says, "Creep? ME? You're one to talk, little girl."
Amanda says, "Just because you're as tall as... whatever, doesn't mean you have the right to call me little girl."
Sharissa picks up Amanda and says, "Hey, Chef! Come and get her!"
Chef, who's playing a video game, says, "Comin'!" and runs over to the girls. He touches both of them with his rubber chainsaw and chucks them towards the sidelines.
Sharissa says, "So much for that plan."
"Sharissa, you could've gotten me killed." snaps Amanda.
Sharissa says, "Who cares?"
Elsewhere, Carson says to Gary, "Looks like we're the only people left."
Gary says, "Good. One of us will win invincibility, and the other will help him vote out a girl."
Carson says, "Which girl?"
Gary says, "Amanda. She's in the sidelines. So that means that we can vote her out."
Carson says nervously, "Yeeeeah, I don't know about that..."
Gary says, "Dude, if you like her, then why don't you just ask her out already!"
Carson says, "Aw, just shut up! You're one to talk! You have this huge crush on Meg and you can't even do anything about it!"
Gary says, "Really?"
Carson says, "Well, at least I'm popular."
Gary gasps. "Oh, no way! You did not just say that!" He kicks Carson in the kiwis.
Carson says, "Ow, dude!"
Gary thinks for a moment then collapses onto the ground.
Carson says, "Gary?"
Gary groggily gets up and says, "Hey, man. Thanks. What jus' happened?"
Carson says, "You kicked me in the kiwis."
Gary says, "I... well... Sorry, dude."
Carson says, "It's OK, man."
Gary says, "That was stressful! This competition is getting to us! It's tearing us apart! We have to do something!"
Carson says, "You're right. HEY CHEFFY!"
Chef comes over and says, "Fresh meat. Excellent." and taps both of them with his rubber chainsaw.
Gary says, "Wait. You got all of us. Does that mean nobody won?"
Chef says, "Well... Amanda, Sharissa, Gary, Carson, Meg... where's Alex?"
Sharissa says, "Alex! That little twerp! I left him sleeping in the grass way over there! I guess nobody noticed him and he just won!"
Chef says, "Crap." and runs off to find Alex.
He comes back with a seemingly dead Alex hanging from his arms. "Got him." he says. "Kid, you have invincibility. So you can't get voted out. Everyone else..." He lowers his eyebrows. "It's fair game."
Carson walks with Gary to the dorm. Carson says, "Hey Gary, what's the plan, Stan?"
Gary says, "My name isn't Stan. It's Gary, short for Garrison."
Carson says, "Garrison?"
Confessional (Carson): Wow. Garrison? I can do so much with that!
Carson says, "Don't worry, bro. I won't tell anyone."
Gary says, "Good cheese."
'Confessional '(Meg): (blowing into a paper bag) Oh, man. I'm anxious. I don't want to get voted out tonight. And I'm voting Amanda, but I think I'm the only one doing so. Man, I'm scared.
Confessional (Amanda): If I get eliminated tonight, I'm not surprised.
Confessional (Alex): And now you know why sleeping is useful. Dude, I won a whole challenge just by sleeping! Glad I'm in the final 5.
Confessional (Sharissa): That little SACK! So I hide him with grass, and how does he repay me? NOTHING! Uuurgh!
Confessional (Gary): I wonder who's gonna be eliminated tonight. It better not be me.
Confessional (Carson): I'm votin' Meg. I don't care what Gary says. She's too popular... and nice... and... D'oh!
Chris says at the Main Lobby, "Another day, another elimination. Who's going to be out tonight? It's not Alex, for sure." He tosses Alex an A+.
Alex says, "Good."
Chris says, "Aaaaaand... Car-son."
Carson says, "Good luck, Gary bro."
Chris says slowly, "Sharis-sa."
Sharissa chortles, "Woooopeeee!"
Chris says, "And... Aman-da."
Amanda groans, "Will you quit saying everyone's names like that?"
Chris says, "Nope. Now, the final A+ is either for Meg or Gary. And, the final A+ goes to..."
"...Gary."
Meg says, "Me? Dude, you guys voted for me?"
Gary says, "Wait! Stop!"
Carson gasps. "Dude, don't do it!"
Gary says, "Guys, Meg deserves this last A+ way more than me. I'm going to quit so Meg can have a better chance at winning."
Carson says, teary-eyed, "Dude, no!"
Gary says, "Carson, I think either you or Meg can do this. I believe in you guys!"
Meg says, "Gee thanks Gary, that was really cool of you."
Gary says, "Yep."
Meg gives Gary a high-5. "See you, dude." she says, "Thanks again."
Gary says, "See you later, TDS! Meg, kick Amanda's %@$! You too, Cars'!"
Everyone waves goodbye to Gary.
Before the School Bus of Losers drives away, Gary says, "And one last thing... Over 9000!!!"
Everyone laughs except Amanda.
Chris says, "All right then! I really thought Gary would stay! But who knows! Dude'll do anything to impress his dream girl!"
Meg says, "What now?"
Chris continues, "Who will be eliminated next in the final 5? Will it be the cute jock girl, the lazy blob, the deranged psychopath, the cool comedian, or the heartless snob?"
Amanda says, "I have a heart!"
Chris says, "All right. The almost-heartless snob. Find out next time on Total... Drama... Schooool!"