Bubble Bass' Bubble Bass

This is the 10th episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Nicholas: And we’re back yet again. Unlike the last 3 episodes (which I forgot weren’t supposed to be voting episodes), the judges are finally back to judge. Welcome back the four famous judges.
Gene: I’m a famous judge? Wow.
Ramsay: I know I’m a famous judge. Everyone loves me. I think.
AVGN: I’M BACK AND REALLY ANGRY!
NC: You okay, dude?
AVGN: Yeah, I just died in Minecraft hardcore so I’m in a really bad mood right now.
NC: I understand.
Nicholas: Alrighty. I’m so glad you guys are back. The viewers are probably really biased- I MEAN really interesting. Plus this makes the show go on faster than it did before. Let the judging begin! This time, I’ll have to note, only three contestants will be chosen. (he spins the wheel of whatever)
Hank Hill!
Hank Hill: I’m pro-propane and propane accessories!
Nicholas: Shaq!
Shaq: You’re gonna love what I do this time.
Nicholas: And finally, Bubble Bass!
Bubble Bass: No comment.
Nicholas: Let the judging… begin! Up first is Hank Hill.
Hank Hill: Hey y’all, Hank here. My soul ain’t in the right place right now, but I’ll still be doing something related to propane and propane accessories. I’m gonna set my hair on fire!
Gene: Is this guy nuts?
AVGN: We’re all nuts, so this isn’t surprising to me at this point.
Hank Hill: You’re the crazy ones.
Ramsay: Yeah, sure, bub.
Hank Hill: Anyway, it’s time to do the honors.
(Hank grabs an entire tank of propane and pours it all over his hair, setting not only his hair on fire, but his entire body)
Hank Hill: AHHH! WHY DID I DO THIS? SOMEBODY HELP! AHH!
Gene: (starts chuckling) I’m sorry, I just can’t.
Hank Hill: THIS ISN’T A LAUGHING MATT- (Nicholas sprays fire extinguisher directly into his mouth)
Nicholas: Oops, sorry.
(Nicholas sprays the extinguisher onto his body instead of his mouth this time)
Hank Hill: Ahh, much better. Not doing that stunt again.
Gene: (buzzes) MAN it feels good to be back.
Ramsay: (buzzes) Agreed.
AVGN: Uh what? (buzzes anyway)
Nicholas: I’m sorry, Hank, but you’re out.
Hank Hill: I’m gonna kick somebody’s a-
(Security takes him out before he can finish his sentence)
Nicholas: Next up is Shaq!
Hotboy Lil Shaq: Yo yo, it’s Lil Shaq! They gone know-
Nicholas: Seriously, how many Shaqs are there?!
Shaq: Not this again… 
(Lil Shaq gets kicked out)
Shaq: With that joker out of the way, I’m gonna do the performance of y’all’s lives.
(Shaq sheds a single tear onstage)
Gene: Beautiful.
Ramsay: How the hell did he do that on command? It’s so inspiring.
AVGN: (cries)
Nicholas: Anyone else? Okay, then. Shaq’s in!
Shaq: (cries like the man baby meme)
Nicholas: Our last contestant of the day is Bubble Bass!
Bubble Bass: It’s time to show just what my Bubble Bass can do.
(Bubble Bass starts shaking his… bubble bass…)
Gene: wat
(Bubble Bass’s “bubble bass” shakes so hard it causes an earthquake)
AVGN: Earthquake!
(The earthquake is so bad it knocks down several pieces of equipment)
Nicholas: Why can’t these disasters stop? We have to leave now! But first, anyone wanna buzz?
(None of the judges bother to buzz)
Nicholas: Okay, I guess. Bubble Bass is in for now. Come on, let’s go, everyone.
(Everyone but Bubble Bass leaves, and he realizes what happened)
Bubble Bass: Dammit.
(end)
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