Ryker Aedan Turd

== Summary ==
Ryker Aedan "Burglar Turd" Turd is an infamous prisoner of Upper Duck Pond Jail. His arrest was all over the news on 1st April 1980. The Shelbyville Sentinel's 24 August 1980 newsletter covered the incident. On 15 March 2019, his son Kyle Alexander Turd started a petition to free him from jail. https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/b1b4lg/petition_to_free_my_dad_from_udp_jail_not/ 
== Early Life ==
=== Birth ===
Ryker Aedan Turd was born on September 4th, 1962 in St. Magdalene's Hospital, to Laila Valeria Bags and Breyton Trevon Turd. Both parents are deceased as of 2019. 
=== Immigrating to Upper Duck Pond ===
When Ryker was three, his parents decided that they should immigrate to Upper Duck Pond and left his sister Maurice back in Lower Duck Pond. From then on, Ryker stopped all contacts with Maurice.
Category:Citizens (Former)