Operation: Rebirth

Operation: Rebirth is the pilot and first episode of the first season of the show, A Day In The Death which was created by the writer of the episode, . Many people complained that the show was 'Not SpongeBob like', 'Not as good as the Basket Sponge episodes that the writer usually does.
==Plot==
SpongeBob dies on a hospital bed due to someone killing him over a gun shot wound, he comes back to life. As a literal new breath into life, he joins a agency due to some instances with gunfights.
==Transcripts==
[SpongeBob is lying on a hospital bed, he has been shot in the chest. But unlike in The Bully, he's nearly dead as dead. He takes a breath as he is lying. Every doctor that is in his room is trying to help him.]
Doctor 1: Heart is failing.
Doctor 2: What about getting out the bullet wound?
Doctor 1: Do that first and then we try to get his heart back into order.
Doctor 2: Yes, but the heart seems to be failing more and more, he could be dead in the next few minutes.
[The heart monitor lists the heartbeats as going down from 50.]
Doctor 1: We're losing the patient!
Doctor 2: Get the bullet wound out!
Doctor 1: Okay.
SpongeBob: Come.. on.
Doctor 1: Why hasn't the patient been put in a breathing mask or coma?
Doctor 2: I didn't know if he could breath or talk after that!
[The heart monitor then lists 10.]
Doctor 1: Well, put it on or he will die!
[The heart monitor lists 0. He's dead.]
Doctor 1: You bloody idiot. You killed him.
SpongeBob: Read your facts. I'm not that dead.
Doctor 2: What the...?
[The title of the series appears, A Day In The Death. with the episode title beneath it, Operation: Rebirth.]
[SpongeBob gets out of the hospital, he checks his chest and pulse. They aren't working.]
SpongeBob: How am I still alive, but I have a gunshot wound. What about my friends, do they know I'm dead? No, that's because I died alone.
[He dances like Christopher Walken in that Fatboy Slim: Weapon Of Choice video. Two sniper people then watch him.]
Sniper 1 [with German accent]: Shoot the dancing fool.
Sniper 2: Do you think he looks a little gay doing that.
Sniper 1: It doesn't matter if he looks gay, shoot the damn fool before I shoot your head off.
[The second sniper tries to shoot SpongeBob but he uses bullet time (yes, from The Matrix and the crappy sequels, even The Matrix Reloaded.]
Sniper 2: What the fu?
Sniper 1: You idiot, I'll do it for you.
[Same thing happens again.]
SpongeBob: Guys, I know you're there. Your crap.
Sniper 1: Shit.
[They run away, with SpongeBob running towards them.]
Sniper 1: SHOOT HIM!
Sniper 2: But our guns are 'sniper' guns.
Sniper 1: I'll check that thank you.
SpongeBob: Oh hello. And goodbye!
[The first sniper gets punched.]
Sniper 1: Oh... is that all you got?
[He then gets kicked in the head, because he needs to be.]
Sniper 2: Why would you kill him?
SpongeBob: He's more annoying than you.
Sniper 2: I bet you say that to all the Germans you meet, I'm going to have to tell his family.
SpongeBob: Wait, he had a family?
Sniper 2: No, I was saying a cliche.
SpongeBob [chuckles]: Ha. ha. That was a bit funny.
Sniper 2: Are you going to kill me?
SpongeBob: No.
Sniper 2: But... I might try to kill and destroy other people. Why don't you stop me?
SpongeBob: Because you were just following orders. And if you don't have a leader, you might fall.
Sniper 2: I think you may be right.
SpongeBob: Goodbye, then.
[SpongeBob walks back to his house, which has not been locked up even though it would not be 
because SpongeBob did not die in his house. He died somewhere else.]
SpongeBob: Thank god I did not die at my house, otherwise it would have been a hell of a time trying to sort out the crime scene with me being dead. What else can happen with me being dead? I can't heal at all.
[He unlocks the door and gets on the couch.]
SpongeBob: Since there's nothing to do, maybe I'll watch some repeats of NBA Basketball, because Jamie seems so good. Maybe he could come down here. No *spits* Seems way too focused.
[He tries to focus on the TV, but then his eyes seems strained to do it as he falls asleep. He then wakes up, in a interrogation room like in The Dark Knight with Christian Bale and Heath Ledger (Rest In Peace). A male, in his 30's starts to interragate SpongeBob.]
Male Fish: Who the hell are you?
SpongeBob: Sponge... Bob Square... Pants.
Male Fish: Does this check out?
Male Fish 2: Acording to him, yep - he's not saying horseshit.
Male Fish: So, Mister SquarePants, we now know that you aren't talking shit.
SpongeBob: That seems to be easy.
Male Fish: Well, that is because... I have no idea.
SpongeBob: You have no idea?
Male Fish 2: What do you expect? Fish Jesus.
SpongeBob: It's pretty f**king funny when you are...?
Male Fish 2: The Sea Eye Agency.
Male Fish: SIA.
SpongeBob: CIA.
Male Fish: What? Oh damn it, the damn refrences to the pronucation.
SpongeBob: Yawn.
[He puts on 3-D glasses. The remaining sniper comes through the wall.]
Male Fish: Suspect is through the hold. Shoot him down.
[The 2 male fishes shoot him down, bullets through his body and blood spraying everywhere; even on SpongeBob himself.]
SpongeBob: 3-D kind of still sucks, Avatar was crap; not even being made by Jamie Cameron makes it better.
Male Fish (whispers): Don't tell him.
Male Fish 2: Anyway, your up in the world yet? Oh, by the way. My name is William.
Male Fish: Mine's John.
SpongeBob: But I'm up. Up there!
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