Egypt

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with EB and Steve)
EB: Sorry about the mishap with the poll last episode. It won’t happen again, and all votes from both polls will be counted.
Steve: Yeah!
EB: Also Steve, if you screw up again, you’re fired. Now onto the episode.
(Cut to the table)
EB: So it was a 3 - 2 vote this time. Fred, unfortunately you’ve been evicted. 
Fred: MY LEGb WHAT?! HOW IS SONIC STILL HERE? HE ISN’T EVEN A SPONGEBOB CHARACTER!
Sonic: Hey, rude.
Steve: No need for insults here. 
Fred: Well, bye.
(Fred walks out onto the stage)
EB: And with that, we have reached our final three. Two of you will go to the finale for a chance to win one million. One of you will unfortunately be evicted!
Sonic: Oh yeah!
Gary: Meow!
Steve: For your final challenge, you will have to construct an Egyptian style pyramid. The reason? We’re running out of challenge ideas. Best looking pyramid wins.
Pearl: Wait isn’t this only season three?
EB: Your building materials are here in piles, one pile for each of you. Go!
(Sonic quickly starts to build a small scale pyramid, Pearl starts to work on the base of hers, and Gary is far behind)
Gary: Meow!
Pearl: Do you need help?
Gary: Meow! 
Pearl: Here, start at the bottom and use this sticky stuff to put rocks together.
(Gary uses his own slime instead)
Pearl: Okay, that works too.
Sonic: Pearl, any tips for the top?
Pearl: Make it decorative!
Sonic: Thanks!
(Sonic makes his pyramid’s top look awesome; Pearl is slowly designing her pyramid, but it’s very creative looking)
Steve: The final battle really is on here EB, I’m excited to see the pyramids.
EB: Oh shut up bro.
Steve: Wait aren’t you a fugitive?
EB: Yeah, and?
Steve: Wouldn’t publicly broadcasting a show with your location give you away to the FBI?
EB: I haven’t given the location out ever, and as long as I never do, they’ll never find me.
Pearl: Hey guys, any chance we can go to the surface sometime? Relocating to southern Californian shores means the surface world here is supposed to be cool.
EB: Dammit. GODDAMMIT!
Steve: Well it was nice knowing you bro. 
EB: When they take me, you’ll have to take my place as host of this show.
Steve: For real?
EB: Yes.
(Pearl’s pyramid is almost done)
Pearl: Sonic, are you done?
Sonic: Yep!
Pearl: Cool.
(Pearl finishes her pyramid, Gary is almost done)
Gary: Meow meow meow meow meow!
Steve: You like how it looks?
(Gary’s pyramid looks terrible)
Gary: Meow!
(Gary puts the final block onto his pyramid)
EB: It is now time to judge. Gary, you’ll be first.
(Steve and EB inspect Gary’s pyramid; meanwhile, at the FBI secret base in LA)
FBI Agent One: Sir, we’ve located him.
FBI LA District Leader: Where is he?
FBI Agent Two: In the ocean right by LA
FBI LA District Leader: Well then, capture him, shut down the show, and make sure nobody gets that counterfeit million.
FBI Agent Three: Ahem, should we give the winner some prize at least?
FBI LA District Leader: Yes, all the twinkies they can eat for helping us locate a dangerous criminal.
(Cut to EB)
EB: Gary, it gets a 4/10 from me, sorry.
Steve: 2/10 from me.
Gary: HISSS MEOW!
Steve: Let’s move onto Pearl.
(EB and Steve inspect Pearl’s pyramid)
Pearl: Well?
Steve: Eh, it gets a 8/10 from me.
EB: 6/10 from me.
(EB and Steve inspect Sonic’s)
EB: Mhm, 5/10. Not enough effort put into it.
Sonic: noooooo!
Steve: I’ll give it a 9/10 because it looks great!
Sonic: Yayyyy!
EB: Alright so the winner is… a tie between Pearl and Sonic. I’ll flip a coin. Heads, Pearl wins.
(The coin lands on tails)
Sonic: Yay!
Steve: Sonic, welcome to the finale.
EB: Since there is no nominator technically because this is the final vote, go vote out either Gary or Pearl!
(Lights shine through the windows)
Pearl: What the f-
FBI Agent Two: FBI OPEN UP!
EB: Ah crap.
(To be continued)
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