Area 51 vs Shangri-La

The mysterious government base in the United States that is sealed off to the public, Area 51, raps against the legendary land of the Himalayas, Shangri-La, to see which legendary location is better.
== Beat ==
Beat - Cold Heart by Allrounda
== Lyrics ==
(starts at 0:11)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
AREA 51
VS
SHANGRI-LA
BEGIN!
=== Area 51: ===
(starts at 0:24)
Hold back. This area has been contained, mind the barrier,
You are now private property of the United States of America
I’m not scared of ya, nor baffled by your geographical fallacy,
Come at me! At least you’d know where to actually find me!
You’re a sham Shambhala! I’m a no fly zone!
I’ll unload lasers on your grazers then scope the drone home!
Shangri-spa’s nothing special, I’m just testing out a fighter
Who I’m about to abuse harder than my people do the black highlighter!
=== Shangri-La: ===
(starts at 0:47)
Whoa dude, chill, it’s the Himalayas, Yet-I keep it groovy,
I make life fun, you make every cliché in the movies
Weather balloons, men in suits, got the public thinking they’re loony,
Truth is there’s probably nothing, but keep that camera off my booty!
I’m relaxing…passing days with slow but steady flow,
You’re a cockroach, always finding a way through legal holes
I’m snowed in, Snowden, y’all can go whistleblow my bells,
You interfere more than help, all’s well ends in Roswell
=== Area 51: ===
(starts at 1:10)
That’s a classified case, civilian, I suggest you move along,
Before you become the next Doughnut that I test my dope flows on!
Don’t cross my lines, or you’ll end up blasted back to the bargain bin,
You owe me the win; my government made the LSD your hippies get to you with!
=== Shangri-La: ===
(starts at 1:22)
So like….
If I move along, does that I mean I serve you, since I’m following the order?
It’s kinda odd how you’re more secure than your country’s southern border
I thought you dealt with aliens too, but I guess those days are finished
So you move along…what’s that word…yeah…you’ve just been decommissioned
(Area 51 loads up its rockets, about to retort with physical force, when behind it, a Golden city emerges from a lake. It is revealed to be El Dorado.)
Beat - Wild by Dansonn
=== El Dorado: ===
(starts at 0:13)
It’s not over yet.
Sacred ancient desecration’s here to drop the military base
Dulled by your raps the Gilded One has emerged from its golden lake 
Places of myth have come to battle yet this legend was to be omitted?
Fuck the snow fort, I’m the treasured hunt, Area 51 just UFOshitted 
Speaking of the saucer chasing pussy, I got an extra from your terrestrials
Keep the secrets and ruining the History Channel at its minimal
You’re passing swamp gas as excuses; just tell the people the truth!
That their tax cash is distributed to making innocent Arabs go boom!
Shangri-La’s a mangled fop, news flash; communism is a flop
No pay and leadership? Your monks are the only thing you’ve dropped!
In my city everything is made of gold, from the walls to the tiles
Even the toilets are lustrous; both of you can go piss off in style!
I’m the lotto of the grottos, silencing the incommunicado,
Two fools that need to get out of here? You’re on the Road to El Dorado!
(The tree branches sprouting out of El Dorado part, revealing a dusty, cracked stone foundation decorated with lush gardens and flowing crystal water. The next rapper is revealed to be Hanging Gardens of Babylon.)
Beat - Criminal by Allrounda
=== Hanging Gardens of Babylon: ===
(starts at 0:24)
You don’t belong here either, that’s the purpose of my creation
You led to the slaughter of your people, I’m the symbol of a nation
Check my mechanics! My flows are placed at the very TOP!
Any service Area 51 provides is just another scary plot
OF LAND, I’m in command of every conversation there could be,
About the mysteries of history from BC; battling the diseases overseas
You’re pains in my Nebuchadnezzar, leaving the peasants all drained
Aside from helping him get laid, I was made to throw shade!
You gave mankind headaches, I gave them a mechanical experience
My strong palms clutch bombs to be dropped; I may be Syrian
I Tower above all of you! You fuckers just Babel!
If you want a good mystery, just watch this Castle!
(Behind them, clouds swirl, faster and faster, lightning crackling underneath as suddenly, roaring waves appear, with a ship being sunk in the corner, revealing Bermuda Triangle.)
Beat - More Than Rhymes by Allrounda
=== Bermuda Triangle: ===
(starts at 0:10)
T! Is for Terror! R! Is for Rocking!
I! got the angles that’ll end ya if you cross me!
There be no docking, if ya fuck wit me, ya reading this?
To git victory ya needs direction, and ya all lost it!
The Bermuda’s fluid, flowing hard, leave compassholes damaged
My body is superior to the lake, I be the first to fuck with the Spanish
Drop bars like anchor, ya lack flavor, rap fast and some monks be famished,
Salty! Breezing past unnatural hard-asses sinking because of their granite
The Devil be; nettlin’ freaks with speech that like my sea go deep!
Freeze! All ya fucks would be obsolete if peeps forgot how tah read!
No maps for Shang, gave up this rap for shame to pray mantis!
Now swallow the truth like I did tah Atlantis
(The Bermuda Triangle violently shakes as an imposing white marble city bursts through its center. The last challenger is revealed to be none other than Atlantis.)
Beat - From Another Planet by Allrounda
=== Atlantis: ===
(starts at 0:42)
It’s the most heavenly being, of the Seven Seas, addressing
These five little things as puny as the minds they sprung from
But where did I come from? Well my people made the maps
On which you think you’re the shit; but I came out of Plato’s ass!
Dyss this Utopia? I’ve waged war against the foolish hubris,
Without me, this battle would’ve been incomplete like Critias!
The Gardens is a fetus compared to the agriculture I tamed,
The architecture I display, and the oligarchy I embraced!
I break through the holy flows, bear the Antediluvian name!
And delude your fame 51, if it wasn’t for my race,
You’d lose funding faster than you lost the IRS’s findins’
Built to Poseidon! The rest of you, go sit on his trident!
Ripping through the Bermuda, you can’t keep on the current!
Now brace yourselves, because the legend has resurfaced!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(The logo shudders and crumbles.)
OF HISTORY!