Wario's Self-Awareness

Wario's Self-Awareness is Wario's taunt that can only be performed in WarioWare, Inc. in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. When the taunt is used, Wario, Mona, Jimmy T. and 9-Volt will talk about Wario's opponement's role in the Super Smash Bros. Community, and how it's mostly used, he talks about them with the WarioWare crew, sometimes fourth walls were broken. this feature is similar to Snake's Codec Conversation and Palutena's Guidance. The portraits were from artworks from WarioWare Gold
To perform this easter egg, you must be at WarioWare Inc. as Wario, quickly tap the Down Taunt button and Wario will look confused at the opponement and will wave for his friends to talk.
== Voices ==
Wario: Charles Martinet
Mona: Stephanie Sheh
Jimmy T: Vegas Trip
9-Volt: Melissa Hutchinson
Ashley: Erica Lindbeck
== Conversations ==
=== Mario ===
Wario: Out of all people... It has to be this guy?
9-Volt: Well, yeah, both of you are rivals, so you like fighting Mario right?
Wario: No the thing is, it looks like he's the leader of the battle! It should have been ME! WARIO!
Mona: You know that Master Hand is the leader of this battle.
Jimmy T.: This is the thing, that glove looks like Mario's glove, so, is it actually him?
Wario: Since when does Mario have a doppelganger? Nevermind, I'll focus on the battle.
=== Donkey Kong ===
Wario: I've heard that Donkey Kong had his own cartoon once.
9-Volt: Oh yeah! Donkey Kong Country!
Mona: Wario, here's the question, why don't YOU get your own cartoon?
Wario: Because that's overly expensive to get one.
Jimmy T.: So, you don't care?
Wario: No, I don't, just lemme focus on this gorilla.
9-Volt: I would like it if you had one Wario, you would earn a lot!
=== Link ===
9-Volt: Hey look! It's Link!
Wario: Yeah, LINK, I watched a bad phony bootleg video of him, apparently, Hyrule had a king with blonde hair.
Mona: Oh? I should watch it then!
Jimmy T.: So? Anything more about Link?
Wario: Oh yeah, I've heard that in the battles he can defeat his arch-enemy easily!
Jimmy T.: Eh, you know he has his sword back, right?
=== Samus ===
Jimmy T.: Is that a robot?
Wario: No, that's Samus! Her parents got crushed by some pirates in space, wait, how can space have pirates?
Jimmy T.: Wait, is it a "her"?
Mona: Of course she is Jimmy.
9-Volt: Yeah, I played her games so much.
=== Dark Samus ===
Mona: Does this thing even have a gender?
Jimmy T.: But you guys said it's a female.
Wario: No! It's not a female!
9-Volt: Apparently it's a weird creature...
Jimmy T.: Oh! I thought it was an Alternate Costume for Samus!
Wario: Actually it should have been, this thing looks TOO much like Samus!
Mona: Oh please..
=== Yoshi ===
Wario: There we go, we have Yoshi here.
Mona: Aw! He's cute!
Jimmy T.: Can I hug him?
9-Volt: Don't touch! It's a dinosaur, it may eat you!
Wario: It may eat you, but not only that, he may also not appreciate the taxes that are coming to him!
Jimmy T.: Taxes?
Wario: Yes Jimmy.. Taxes...
=== Kirby ===
Wario: Hey hey hey! Why does Kirby stay alive in the World of Light, and not Wario? I should be the star of World of Light!
Mona: I should say, Kirby is too cute to be perished, and apparently, he's Master Hand's favorite.
9-Volt: Uh huh! Ehh... I always thought it was Mario, but it was Kirby!
Jimmy T.: Now, I want to see his moves when he eats me.
Mona: Uh, Jimmy, what are you talking about?
Jimmy T.: Nothing...
Wario: Yeah yeah yeah, better hope he stays away from my garlic.
=== Fox ===
Wario: I don't know, do you guys think I should continue on researching the Wildlife? Because this is kind of weird to me!
9-Volt: That's Fox McCloud! He is the hero of the space!
Jimmy T.: Say what..?
Wario: Oh you mean the one that goes: "DO THE BARREL ROLL!", I thought that was Donkey Kong's thing!
Mona: Uh, that's Fox's thing..
Jimmy T.: Just because Donkey Kong uses barrels doesn't automatically mean everything related to barrels is linked to Donkey Kong.
=== Pikachu ===
Wario: I don't know the gender of this yellow garbage.
9-Volt: It's not just a garbage, it's Pikachu, he can be any gender!
Wario: Well how do I know he's a female?
Mona: Oh yeah, he wears that wrestling suit.
Jimmy T.: Wrestling? Then I should place my bet on him... I mean her!
Wario: Ha.. ha.. really funny..
=== Luigi ===
Wario: There we go, Luigi, he's at least better than Mario.
9-Volt: Oh, but I thought he is always in his brother's shadow!
Wario: Ah-bub-bub! Luigi's better than Mario!
Mona: Hmm, I do think Luigi deserves some love.
Jimmy T.: Well how about purple luigi?
Wario: Purple Luigi? Naaah! He isn't important at all.
Jimmy T.: Well... Make sure you open every Assist Trophy you see then...
Wario: Will do.
=== Ness ===
Wario: It's him, that's the fella' that helped me get in trouble with Lucas and the Pokémon Trainer.
9-Volt: But...
Mona: Oh my gosh, what he did to you... He's a twerp, along with the Pokémon Trainer.
9-Volt: Well he...
Jimmy T.: That kid should be ashamed!
9-Volt: Actually...
Wario: Uh.. Silence 9-Volt! I should focus on the battle!
=== Captain Falcon ===
Wario: Hey! It's the Falcon Punch dude!
Jimmy T.: You mean the one who punches a computer monitor?
Wario: No, not THAT Falcon Punch Guy, HIM!
9-Volt: That's Captain Falcon! He, along with Fox, also drives a spaceship! I've heard he has a pistol!
Mona: Well when will he show his moves? I'm getting kinda impatient for Captain Falcon to do that...
Wario: Mona..? Repeat that again...?
Mona: Nevermind...
9-Volt: Someone's in love!
Mona: 9-VOLT!!!
=== Jigglypuff ===
Mona: Be careful with him Wario! He's absolutely weak!
Wario: He is not!
9-Volt: Wario is right! Jigglypuff has been more stronger!
Jimmy T.: But he doesn't look buffed.
Wario: But from the inside he is! Watch him pummel Bayonetta!
=== Princess Peach ===
Mona: Is that Princess Peach?
9-Volt: That is Princess Peach! The one who gets kidnapped by King Bowser and then later on get rescued by Mario!
Wario: Well yes, that! But I'm prettier than her! I have prettier legs than her!
Jimmy T.: I can agree on that... But the real question, are you sure you're hitting a lady?
Wario: Why yes I do!
=== Daisy ===
Jimmy T.: Did Princess Peach suddenly dyed her hair brown?
Wario: No way! I know her, that's Princess Daisy!
9-Volt: Uh huh! She was kidnapped by Tatanga back then in Sarasaland!
Mona: Also, I've heard that after Rosalina got accepted before Daisy, most people didn't appreciate that.
Wario: But look at her, she's in!
Jimmy T.: The real question... How did she sneak in?
=== Bowser ===
Mona: Eek! It's a big troll!
Wario: That's not a troll! That is the king of the Koopa army!
9-Volt: Uh-huh! He's Bowser! As I said, he kidnaps Princess Peach only to be stopped by Mario!
Jimmy T.: He doesn't look creepy after all.
Wario: Well wait till you see his "Giga Bowser" form... Then try to say that again Jimmy.
=== Ice Climbers ===
Wario: Wait, they're fighting with TWO?! That's just cheating!
9-Volt: Don't worry Wario! If the Ice Climbers are together, they're even! Without them connected, worse things could happen!
Mona: Oh... Better hope that they don't disconnect..
Jimmy T.: So are those things children?
Wario: That's very unsure about, but what I have heard is that they planned to get into the last battle, but eventually due to technical errors, they weren't accepted!
Jimmy T.: That's a bit sad.
Wario: No it's not! That was their deserving reward.
=== Sheik ===
Wario: Um, I don't know anything of that...
9-Volt: That's Sheik! That's Zelda's sort of alter-ego!
Jimmy T.: That doesn't even look like a Zelda.
Mona: Is it a male? Or a female?
Wario: It doesn't matter!
Jimmy T.: It's technically a female, I've heard her voice, and she's an alter-ego of Princess Zelda.
=== Zelda ===
Wario: Wait? Wasn't her hair brown?
9-Volt: That's Princess Zelda! Ganondorf kidnaps her, but Link has to go through a hard journey to get her!
Mona: I don't know... She suddenly looks younger...
Jimmy T.: But not younger than Ashley.
Ashley: Anyone called me?
Wario: Ashley? We are just doing this "Wario's Self-Awareness" thing and talking about their role in the Smash Community.
Ashley: Interesting, good luck on Zelda.
Wario: Why thank you!
=== Dr. Mario ===
Wario: Wait a minute, has Mario gone through an Identity Crisis?
9-Volt: That's not Mario! It's Dr. Mario! The doctor version of him! He defeats every viruses he comes through!
Jimmy T.: How does his pills taste?
Mona: I think it's Mario in a costume, who knows?
Wario: Yeah yeah yeah! He should have been like Daisy, Lucina, Chrom, Dark Samus, Dark Pit, Ken and Richter!
Jimmy T.: He has his own moveset you know? I don't think he's fitting for an echo.
9-Volt: And if that was the case, Sheik would have been Zelda's echo-fighter!
=== Pichu ===
Wario: UH! Pikachu DEFINETILY looks young in that!
Jimmy T.: No way! He is easy to defeat!
9-Volt: That's Pichu! He may be small at all, but he still has some skills at fighting!
Mona: Just please be careful with him...
Wario: I know what to do Mona, don't you worry on Wario!
Jimmy T.: My gosh, I can't even see Pichu!
Wario: Me neither! THIS IS A FILTHY CASH-GRAB.. Oh wait, there he is.
=== Falco ===
Wario: Who's that?
9-Volt: That's Falco! Fox's right-hand man and partner!
Jimmy T.: Is he anyhow related to Captain Falcon?
Mona: I think so.
9-Volt: He is not, Captain Falcon and Falco are way different!
Wario: However, when he does his pose, it looks like he's doing that one dead pose.
Jimmy T.: Really? Oh! I know what you mean... Why does he still do that pose nowadays?
Mona: Maybe he didn't intend to do that pose Jimmy?
=== Marth ===
Wario: HEY UH?! Marth did bring ALOT of friends here!
9-Volt: Yeah! Marth is a swordfighter! So he also brings his friends with him!
Mona: Are you sure Wario? His sword is pointy...
Jimmy T.: Look, this is video game logic, he can't die of a sword.
Wario: That's right, I should talk to him about that after this battle whatsoever.
=== Lucina ===
Wario: Wow! Marth never let me know that he has a sister!
9-Volt: That's not his sister, that's Lucina, she looks like Marth, she has the same skills as Marth.
Jimmy T.: Well it does look like his sister.
Mona: I unfortunately have to agree.
Wario: 9-Volt knows about video games, and he is right.
Jimmy T.: I thought you said he is his sister.
Wario: Minds can change boy! Minds can change!
=== Young Link ===
Wario: There we go, another person that reverses his age!
9-Volt: Who? Young Link? Oh! Apparently, Link used to look like that!
Jimmy T.: And it feels so nostalgic like that.
Mona: And he still has some skills.
Wario: Maaaybe!
=== Ganondorf ===
Wario: HAHAHA! I'll DEFINETILY win this one! This is gonna be easy!
9-Volt: Ganondorf, the villain who kidnaps Princess Zelda? Oh yeah it's him!
Mona: By the way Wario... He has his sword again, now he doesn't look weak anymore..
Jimmy T.: So he is physically weak? Wow, never met an ogre who is weak.
Wario: Fine, then I'll watch out.
=== Mewtwo ===
Wario: I saw this kid once! Why didn't I see him back in 2008
9-Volt: Maybe Mewtwo is too legendary for that one!
Mona: He looks like a cat.
Jimmy T.: Not only he looks like a cat, but he does have a chest.
Wario: He ain't that legendary.
=== Roy ===
Wario: Hey! It's Boy!
9-Volt: Actually, he's Roy...
Wario: But.. Oh yeah! "Roy's our Boy!"
Jimmy T.: I've heard he is clumsy, but he doesn't look clumsy.
Mona: I kinda feel bad for him.
Wario: Don't feel bad, he'll stay alive after this!
Jimmy T.: Alive? We should see then.
=== Chrom ===
Wario: Huh? Another one of them?
9-Volt: Who? Chrom? Hey! At least Chrom is an echo-fighter!
Wario: Echo or not! We got too many of them!
Mona: Show some respect.
Jimmy T.: He looks like an echo for Ike.
Wario: Whatever, hopefully he's the last of them!
Jimmy T.: Why don't you say that to Mario?
Wario: No wait, let's put the Mario thing aside, he looks familiar! He reminds me of something when I am challenging Robin.
9-Volt: That's right! Chrom is in Robin's moveset and Victory Screen! Even in this one!
Wario: Then what would happen if Chrom was fighting Robin...?
Jimmy T.: You know that Robin is the one that can do spells right? So maybe the Chrom he uses is a clone? Eh?
Wario: Oh! Nice going genius!
=== Mr. Game & Watch ===
Wario: Huh? Where is he?
Jimmy T.: Hey it's the one that may make some offensive remarks...
9-Volt: Mr. Game & Watch has some funny games!
Mona: And Wario was also "inspired" by him to make Game & Wario
Wario: UH! We'll talk about that when he isn't around!
=== Meta Knight ===
Wario: Well well well! It's that guy who enjoyed himself too much in Brawl back then!
9-Volt: That's Meta Knight! Yeah he was pretty much the strongest in Brawl.
Wario: That's what I mean!
Mona: But hey we aren't in Brawl anymore! So maybe he's a little weak.
Jimmy T.: Go show yourself to him.
=== Pit ===
Wario: Hey it's an angel! I've never saw one before
9-Volt: That's Pit! He's a servant, and he is loyal to the goddess Palutena!
Jimmy T.: I've heard she does the same conversation thing too, but at her home!
Mona: Anyhow, I don't know what Pit does.
Wario: Yeah, Pit here seems like a chill guy to me.
=== Dark Pit ===
Wario: Since WHEN does angels wear dark?
9-Volt: Exactly! That's Pit's doppelganger who doesn't really like Pit very much.
Wario: Well I should say.... Edgy...
Mona: Rude!
Jimmy T.: Edgy? Sounds like a funny word!
Wario: Anyway, I've heard he has two names, Dark Pit and Pittoo.
Jimmy T.: Cool, I wish I had two names! I have an idea for my other name.. "Funky Wario"!
Wario: Oh Jimmy... You haven't let me say that Dark Pit is a plagiarism, which also means that Funky Wario is also plagiarism.
=== Zero Suit Samus ===
Wario: UUUUUHHH.... She is aware that MEN can look at her when she's dressed like that?!
Mona: Agreed, glad that you're not one of them Wario.
9-Volt: That's Zero Suit Samus! When her Power Suit is broken, she is even more agile.
Wario: Yeah I understand, but still, I don't know what garbage the Chozo has fed her, but I'm gonna teach her a lesson.
Jimmy T.: Good luck, it's her fault that she is dressed like that.
Mona: Also came up that her legs are stronger than her arms..
Jimmy T.: Legs? That explains her boots right there.
=== Wario ===
Wario: WAH HAH HAH HAAA! Look at that! I'm fighting a stinky fat no-lifer! I'll win this one!
9-Volt: Um yeah! Good luck Wario!
Mona: Uh.. Yeah..! Ew..! He's not my type..!
Jimmy T.: Um uh... Yeah! Which girl would dance with him!
Wario: Agreed!
=== Snake ===
Wario: Any idea why he always hides in a box?
9-Volt: That's Solid Snake! He hides in a box to talk to his army colleagues.
Jimmy T.: Oh? Is it top secret then?
Mona: I think so Jimmy.
Wario: Anyhow, never knew that he grew his beard, but whenever he gets defeated, someone sees a snake in there, and then screams.
Jimmy T.: Then why doesn't the person in the box throw the box away and run from the snake?
=== Ike ===
Wario: Is that Ike?
Mona: He's very muscular.
Jimmy T.: Definetily a man to dance with.
9-Volt: Why yes that is Ike! He... Well, I don't have any information about Ike.
Wario: I feel like that he looks like Marth, also where are his friends? He keeps saying "I fight for my friends!"
=== Pokémon Trainer ===
Wario: Oh no! Not that punk again!
Mona: Why? What's the problem?
Wario: THAT is the Pokémon Trainer, he's a very bad person.
9-Volt: Wario, you know I said...
Jimmy T.: Then fight him!
Wario: Sure then.
=== Diddy Kong ===
Wario: That is Donkey Kong's son!
9-Volt: No! That's Donkey Kong's little buddy! Diddy Kong!
Jimmy T.: What does his cap even say?
Mona: Not sure, maybe some rubbish?
Wario: That's all clutter, however, he was one of the cheaters too last tournament, even in the tournament before that! I don't know why, but he still seems to be a cheater.
Jimmy T.: Maybe Master Hand likes him? If so, then it's all a miracle.
=== Lucas ===
Wario: Oh no, it's another of those naughty children!
Mona: Wario, I feel bad that you have to deal with all of them...
9-Volt: Can't you just understa..
Jimmy T.: Hitting a child isn't normal, but when it's him? Heh, heh. Go ahead!
Wario: Here comes my revenge!
=== Sonic ===
Wario: Sonic the Hedgehog might as well be fast, but he is not fast as Wario-Man!
Mona: Can he even swim?
9-Volt: Sonic the Hedgehog can unfortunately not swim, and he becomes even faster when it comes to rings!
Jimmy T.: Rings? Onion Rings? Wedding Rings?
Wario: It's just golden rings, maybe I should collect more than him, anyhow, the internet sure does love Sonic very much..
=== King Dedede ===
Wario: Oh no! Not that penguin!
9-Volt: You mean King Dedede? The one that stole something from you?
Wario: YES! Now I can get my revenge on him!
Mona: King Dedede's pretty big.
Jimmy T.: He doesn't look evil.
Wario: But the thing, he wields a big hammer! And he does a side lay too! King Dedede has issues!
=== Olimar/Alph ===
Wario: Who's that? Is that a captain?
9-Volt: Not just a captain, that's Captain Olimar/Alph! He leads the Pikmins on their way!
Mona: May I touch those Pikmin?
Jimmy T.: It may bite you.
Wario: It may distract them, but not distracting Wario! Wait, how can Alph look like Olimar?
=== Lucario ===
Wario: Another Pokémon?
9-Volt: Yep! That's Lucario!
Mona: And?
Jimmy T.: He is nothing in the community.
Wario: Actually yes! Apparently, there's some cloud, and it hints a new fighter, but never made it!
=== R.O.B ===
Wario: How can a robot even fight?
Mona: I know right! That's too metal, it could break your hands Wario!
Jimmy T.: Hey! Maybe he isn't a challenge.
Wario: Why not?
Jimmy T.: He isn't that agile!
9-Volt: R.O.B is a handy and helpful robot that can help you!
Wario: Well why bother fighting him? While I should have him to help me- AH whatever I'll fight him."
=== Toon Link ===
Wario: Hey, I saw this man at the Spirit Tracks stage?
Mona: Really? He was driving the train?
Jimmy T.: But I thought he fights!
9-Volt: Toon Link is both a fighter and a background character in the game!
Wario: So that means that we'll be getting some background characters playable too?
=== Wolf ===
Wario: One thing is unsure, is he a villain or not?
Jimmy T.: Maybe Fox and Falco are forgiving?
Mona: If that's true, that is so sweet of them.
9-Volt: That's Wolf! And such things you call is an Anti-Hero!
Wario: Well, I can't let him be a Starman!
=== Villager ===
Wario: This man gives me the creeps, how can they call THAT the mayor?
Jimmy T.: Maybe the Village he runs has a different law?
Mona: I think that?
9-Volt: No! He runs the village, it's video game logic! Some people in there look like children while they are already adults!
Wario: But I thought these things aren't fitting for the fight, and why does he keep making that face?
Jimmy T.: A Face-Freeze issue? Try attacking him, and maybe he'll make a different face?
=== Mega Man ===
Wario: Oh finally, he made it in!
Jimmy T.: Oh yeah, people have been begging for him alot, wonder who they are begging for noew.
Mona: Who are you talking about?
9-Volt: Mega Man! Half Robot, half human? He saves the world from Dr. Wily!
Wario: Uh... No wonder people wanted him to fight...
=== Wii Fit Trainer ===
Wario: What's this? A trainer?
Mona: Of course it is, she's a sort of yoga teacher for me!
Jimmy T.: But one question remains, why is she in the battle?
9-Volt: Wii Fit Trainer can use her yoga skills to fight, so when she spins around, she'll kick you!
Wario: So fighting her makes me lose some weight?
Jimmy T.: Try doing that! It makes you handsome!
=== Rosalina & Luma ===
Wario: I don't know if Rosalina is allowed to use her children at the battles.
Mona: Completely agreed! That is just child abuse!
Jimmy T.: Not if it can fight.
9-Volt: Rosalina always feeds the Lumas as it is their mother! The Lumas can also protect the mother for any danger!
Wario: So that's why Bowser never kidnaps her, bah! Bowser will fail anyway!
=== Little Mac ===
Wario: Oh! That man looks ready to fight!
Mona: Yeah, he wears boxing gloves and all...
Jimmy T.: That's why Samus shouldn't make fun of his height.
9-Volt: That's Little Mac! He was once chubby! But now, a retired trainer Doc Louis has trained him, now he's completely ready to give a knuckle sandwich!
Mona: 9-Volt, please don't say that about him.
Wario: What? But I thought "Doc Louis" stole his bike, guess I was wrong all the time!
Jimmy T.: Doc Louis owned that bike, it just looked like Mac is trying to get his bike back from the Doc.
=== Greninja ===
Jimmy T.: Is that a frog?
Mona: Yes it is Jimmy.
Jimmy T.: That doesn't even look like a frog, it's blue, blue frogs never exist.
9-Volt: He's a Pokémon! It has different colors, and his name is Greninja
Wario: Ah, he's a chump, he better become weaker when I lose from him
=== Mii Fighter ===
Wario: Bah! I've never seen that face before! 9-Volt, tell me what this is!
9-Volt: That's a Mii Fighter... It can be people from the real world...
Jimmy T.: Not the mention the fact that it can impersonate the people that weren't accepted in this battle, such as our friend Ashley.
Mona: Poor them, guess we have to pretend that it's really them...
Wario: Maybe I should get you guys a Mii Fighter costume?
=== Palutena ===
Wario: This woman is huge!
9-Volt: That's because Palutena is a goddess of the angels! She has a shield which protects her!
Jimmy T.: Why does she even need that while she has a load of angels protecting her.
Mona: Maybe because the angels should be loyal to Palutena?
Wario: I'll speak to Pit about this issue...
=== Pac-Man ===
Wario: Hey, wasn't he seen when Greninja was introduced?
9-Volt: Only his retro icon! That is Pac-Man! He'll eat any dots! And avoid the ghosts!
Wario: You mean the Assist Trophies?
Jimmy T.: If it's an Assist Trophy, then he's safe, then the ghosts can help him.
Mona: The ghosts can also be used against him Jimmy.
Wario: Anyway, there has been most parodies of him in most TV Shows I watch!
=== Robin ===
Wario: Look at this, a bookworm.
Mona: Don't say that to him/her...
Jimmy T.: It's true, he/she wields a book.
9-Volt: That's Robin! His/her book has full of spells!
Wario: And also, his/her blade's shape looks very funny.
=== Shulk ===
Mona: What kind of man wields a toy sword?
Jimmy T.: I don't know...
9-Volt: That's Shulk! He's the only man of the Xenoblade crew or whatever it is.
Jimmy T.: Maybe? Wario, do you know anything else about this kid?
Wario: Well this guy is really crazy! He runs around in his boxers!
=== Bowser Jr./Koopalings ===
Wario: Oh no! It's that annoying kid of Bowser! 9-Volt! I don't need any information about him/her (Wendy).
9-Volt: Why would I?
Wario: Because I already know him/her (Wendy)!
Jimmy T.: You're right, that kid is such bratty!
Mona: Hey don't say that about a kid!
Wario: What? You wont believe what this kid has! He/she (Wendy) probably begged Master Hand to be in the battle!
=== Duck Hunt ===
Wario: Hey! NOW they are in a duo! That is cheating!
9-Volt: No it's not! Without the bird, the dog is weak! So the duck always assists him!
Jimmy T.: Should write a children book about a Duck and a Dog.
Mona: That's a nice idea Jimmy.
Wario: Animal abuse or not! I'll defeat this joke character!
=== Ryu ===
Mona: Wow, now THIS guy is muscled!
Jimmy T.: Not sure if he is stronger than you Wario, but good luck on him.
Wario: Bah! He just looks like that so he can try to scare me! He's nothing!
9-Volt: That's Ryu! He fights his enemies, but not on the ring, but on the streets!
Wario: He also says some weird words such as "HADOKEN" and "SHORYUKEN", haha! It's very funny when he says that!
=== Ken ===
Wario: So this is the character that was predicted by some green man that tries to ruin Christmas?
Jimmy T.: I think so.
Mona: At least it's not true, otherwise we've been spoiled.
9-Volt: That's Ken Masters! That's Ryu's fighting Rival!
Wario: That reminds me of some doll toy.
Jimmy T.: The doll toy you're talking about is also blonde, but don't reference that, otherwise we'll get a lawsuit for copyright infringement!
Wario: Wah hah! Lemme show what "Ken" has!
=== Cloud ===
Wario: This is ridiculous! His sword is oversized! That man is a cheater!
9-Volt: Not anymore Wario! I believe that Cloud is normal right now!
Jimmy T.: So his name is Cloud?
Mona: I think so Jimmy.
Wario: Cloud doesn't look creepy to me.
=== Corrin ===
Wario: Finally, a swordsman that looks like something from the future!
Jimmy T.: Yep, from the future!
Mona: Actually, the swordsman is not from the future, it lives here!
9-Volt: That's Corrin! Like Robin, Corrin has both female and male versions!
Wario: Ah, so let me see what Corrin has!
=== Bayonetta ===
Wario: OH COME ON! Now this girl is the biggest cheater of us all! I wish Jigglypuff could beat her for once!
Jimmy T.: Yep, not happening.
Mona: I think you need to train a lot to battle her.
Wario: But I tried my biggest best!
9-Volt: I don't know who Bayonetta even is, but I think since this is Ultimate, now that you can defeat her Wario!
Wario: Okay, but don't tell me that I didn't warn you guys if I lose from her.
=== Inkling ===
Wario: Is it those pesky naughty kids who bully the adults?
Jimmy T.: I think so, they have paint guns.
Mona: Oh, they can make your clothes dirty...
9-Volt: They aren't naughty! That's an Inkling! Who goes on a mission, and defeats the Octolings with his weapon!
Wario: Wait, why wasn't that Inkling in the last battle considering the fact that they had the most requests? And what is with their pupils back then?
=== Ridley ===
Wario: Wait a minute, wasn't he massive before?
Jimmy T.: Maybe he turned so old, that he became smaller.
Mona: Ridley does look very old...
9-Volt: No! Ridley became smaller, so he can fit himself in this battle, and he isn't that overpowered at least.
=== Simon ===
Wario: What's with that spike ball on the chain? What does he do with that?
Mona: I don't know what that charming man does.
Jimmy T.: Maybe he uses that for fun?
9-Volt: No! Simon Belmont uses the whip to hunt for vampires and monsters! He isn't really scared of them!
Wario: Well, we kinda expected him to be accepted, because there has been a title change on a sick jam by accident, and then it was later changed back, the title was something related to Simon.
=== Richter ===
Wario: Wait, is it even legal to use two of the licensed opponements?
Mona: I don't know what you're talking about Wario.
Jimmy T.: I always thought it was one.
9-Volt: No! This means everyone from the same genre can join the battle! Not just one!
Wario: Richter was kinda unexpected too, people thought only Simon.
=== King K. Rool ===
Wario: Now this man! THIS MAN!
Mona: What about this creepy crocodile?
Wario: This guy, finally made it! He should have made it in the last battle!
Jimmy T.: And why so?
Wario: Because he reached the top of the voting systems!
Mona: This thing has a voting system!
9-Volt: It's true, it's called the ballot! And King K. Rool had the most votes!
Wario: Well, King K. Rool has something with his eyes, and yeah, the voting system back then was rigged.
=== Isabelle ===
Wario: Ah! Looks like I'm dealing with an echo!
Jimmy T.: It's definetily an echo, she looks like the Villager.
Mona: Anything to say about this 9-Volt?
Wario: Yeah anything to say about this?
9-Volt: Isabelle isn't an echo!
Wario: Wait what?
9-Volt: She has her own moveset!
Jimmy T.: But Isabelle looks more like the Villager!
9-Volt: Look similarty doesn't mean that it's an echo! It's an echo when it has the same fighting skills!
Mona: But this lady doesn't even fit in this...
Wario: Maybe she does, lemme see it on her.
=== Incineroar ===
Wario: What in the world just happened to Litten?
Jimmy T.: Maybe Litten trained too much?
Wario: Trained too much?! That's too fast for an cat!
Mona: I don't know, maybe he did something? Maybe something happened to him? He's like a superhero.
9-Volt: He didn't train, it's the final form of Litten!
Wario: Final Form, hopefully I have a final form to look handsome.
9-Volt: Yeah right, as you wish Wario, you must be a Pokémon to have a final form!
Wario: Uh, whatever, now to focus on Litte- I MEAN Incineroar.
=== DLC Fighter ===
Wario: I've never seen this person before.
Mona: Me neither..
Jimmy T.: Maybe the person sneaked in here?
Wario: Oh really? 9-Volt! Explain this!
9-Volt: That person is new here! I think people have to pay for the person to be accepted in the battle.
Wario: What! You have to pay for the new kid? This is just a filthy cash-grab!
== Trivia ==
* In some conversations, Wario, Mona, Jimmy T. and 9-Volt has broken the fourth wall.
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