Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank

== Overview ==
The Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank is an intentionally horribly unbalanced version of the Koittertank, available only from the Spawn Menu in KoishBox.
== Appearance ==
Sprite-wise, the Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank is the exact same as the Koittertank. However, it glows blue and emits unique particles. Her rockets are also blue and appear to be "charged".
== Behavior ==
The Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank's attack cycle removes Koittertank's landmine ability and shifts it's focus to it's rocket fire ability, which it does by screaming bloody murder and shooting a huge volley of rockets at the nearest player. It is Parriable afterwards. Her rockets have the unique ability of "unfocusing" on players after a short window of time, meaning they can be dodged if granted distance and time.
Parrying the Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank and collecting it create massive screams from her, and notably on the latter case she also creates a huge explosion that deals 1 damage on hit.
== Trivia ==
* The Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank's name is a reference to former YouTuber Karma Charger's playlist of joke Team Fortress 2 "Weapon Demonstration" videos, in which the eponymous items were remade to be horrifyingly unbalanced and overpowered weaponry designed to cause nightmares. They are themselves based on "Valve" items, which are weapons used exclusively by Valve staff on Team Fortress 2.
* At a value of 500,000 KC, it WAS THE costliest Koishi of all time., beating out current record-holder Junkoishi by 400,000 KC. It would later be beaten by The Jonkler, who's KC value is about 10 times larger.
* It is the only Deluxe-tier Koishi to be a Deluxe-tier Koishi of another Deluxe-tier Koishi.
* The Super Mega Ultra Alpha Valve Koittertank's spawn-menu icon depicts it with the eyes of actor Steve Buscemi under the visor, and a hue-shifted version of the icon of the boss Sergeant Crits from TF2's "Mann vs. Machine" gamemode. The icon is also noticeably more purple in game.
** The decision to use Sergeant Crits' icon may be a reference to the fact the eponymous boss fires a swarm of crit-charged rockets after a period of reloading.
* NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS
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