Apple Vision N00b

The Apple Vision N00b is supposedly an innovative mixed reality and is what they call a "spacial computer" but because it's Apple it's not innovative and that's what the over-obsessed iSheep want you to think. First off, why would anyone pay Un$3500 for a "VR" headset when cheaper ones exist that can do far more than this because it's Apple. Besides, right now it's only available in the United States of UnAmerica because Apple claims it's a "testing market!!" for the Apple Sheep and despite all the fanboys being overhyped no tech YouTuber has decided to durability test one (not yet because of a certain tech destruction YouTuber).
Speaking of damage, do you know how much it costs to fix this thing if you break it's Apple-level weak material? Un$500? No. Un$1,000? Not even close. It's Un$2,399 to fix the exterior and this probably includes the screen that's probably just as weak as the iPhone screen despite what they say. And what's this? 2 hours of battery life? Yep, the battery is just as bad as the iPhone battery. Am I surprised? Nope!
The Apple Vision N00b is just a way to shove more Family Guy and Subway Surfers clips down our throats and then there's gonna be those weirdos who will definitely be looking at "special" images of their favorite characters in fake VR. Nobody would want this if there's cheaper VR headsets and the non-iSheep on YouTube (not that there are any) talking about this are either paid by Apple or had an iGun pointed at their head by Timothy McCookins because Apple fell off years ago and there's no saving them now. I think the only reason they made this is so that all the iSheep can make then Un$3500 richer. Not that it matters because Apple is rich AF and Europe loves to bully Apple into changing their stuff. They did it with the IPhone 15 with USB-C and now they aren't gonna be happy because the Vision N00b uses A FATTER VERSION OF LIGHTNING!! The same cable that Europe tried to kill!