The Hellhole That Was Once... Bikini Bottom.

*A fish gets dropped off to a dark street alleyway by a taxi. He meets up with a shady starfish in the alleyway*
Fish: So... tell me what I need to know... and you will recieve the goods.
Shady starfish: ...what do you wish to know...?
Fish: You know what I wanna know... now please, just tell me already.
Shady starfish: ...Give me the goods and I will give you the info.
*The fish pulls out a gun and points it to the starfish*
Fish: Don't make me repeat myself, sea star.
*The starfish hesitates...*
Starfish: Fine. But no funny business after I give you the info.
Fish: Just talk.
Starfish: Bikini Bottom was once a place full of imaginative and gay sea creatures roaming the place. It was relatively peaceful... until that yellow guy came about.
Fish: ...which yellow guy?
Starfish: SpongeBob SquarePants...
Fish: ..."The Yellow Hitler"?
Starfish: The one and only. He moved into Bikini Bottom in '97. He thought he was doing the town a favor. He was not. He loved doing drugs. Everything he saw was a halucination.
Fish: *gasps*
Starfish: He thought he was the ocean's famous fry cook cooking a bunch of burgers. He was really poisoning the ocean's population. He was terrible at fry cooking. Plankton was just trying to cure the citezens with and antidote called "chum", but Krabs, the Yellow Hitler's leader had other plans.
TO BE CONTINUED