家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 (Ie ni Kaeru to Tsuma ga Kanarazu Shinda Furi o Shiteimasu.)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ドアを開けたら妻が倒れてる 	doa o aketara tsuma ga taoreteru 	As I open the door, I find my wife collapsed on the floor
背中に突き刺さる包丁 	senaka ni tsuki sasaru houchou 	with a kitchen knife stuck into her back
床は血まみれ 	yuka wa chimamire 	with the floor completely covered in blood
知らない人が見たら気絶するかも知れない 	shiranai hito ga mitara kizetsu suru kamo shirenai 	If a stranger saw this, he'd probably faint
 	 	
僕が落ち着いて 	boku ga ochi tsuite 	After I calm myself down, I laugh and say,
「今日のは掃除が大変そうだ」と笑うと 	"kyou no wa souji ga taihen sou da" to warau to 	"Today's scene looks like a real pain to clean up."
妻はうつ伏せのまま満足そうに 	tsuma wa utsubuse no mama manzoku souni 	My wife, still lying face-down and looking pleased with herself,
クククと笑ってた 	kukuku to waratteta 	was laughing mischievously
 	 	
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 	ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu 	When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
明日はどんな死に方をしているのか 	asu wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka 	What kind of death will she have tomorrow?
予想すらできない 	yosou sura dekinai 	I dare not even guess
 	 	
ある日は頭に矢が刺さってたり 	aru hi wa atama ni ya ga sasatte tari 	One day she had an arrow pierced through her head
軍服で銃抱えてたり 	gunpuku de juuhou kakaete tari 	And another she had held a gun in a military uniform
マンボウの着ぐるみが死んでたときは 	manbou no kigurumi ga shindeta toki wa 	The one time I saw a sunfish mascot lying dead,
ドア閉めようかと思った 	doa shime youka to omotta 	I had the urge to close the door and leave
 	 	
後片付けも結構大変で 	atokatazuke mo kekkou taihen de 	The clean-up afterwards was always a huge pain,
床の血糊を洗ったり 	yuka no chinori o arattari 	having to wash the fake blood off the floor
矢が刺さったまま晩ご飯作るのは 	ya ga sasatta mama ban gohan tsukuru no wa 	Please, for the sake of everyone's sanity,
勘弁して欲しい 	kanben shite hoshii 	don't cook dinner with that arrow still stuck in you
 	 	
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 	ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu 	When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
ちょっとホメると調子に乗るから 	chotto homeru to choushi ni noru kara 	The smallest of praise only encourages her more,
できるだけスルーで 	dekiru dake suruu de 	so I play it cool as much as possible
 	 	
結婚前は忙しくても 	kekkon mae wa isogashikute mo 	Before we were married, no matter how busy I was,
彼女に会うだけで楽しかった 	kanojo ni au dake de tanoshikatta 	I was always happy just to see her
徹夜でクルマ当てもなく飛ばして 	tetsuya de kuruma ate mo naku tobashite 	We'd take spontaneous midnight drives
海見に行ったりしたのに 	umi mi ni ittari shita no ni 	and trips to the sea
 	 	
結婚直後始めて部下を持ち 	kekkon chokugo hajimete buka o mochi 	But after the wedding, I was promoted, had my own employees-
仕事がとても楽しくなった 	shigoto ga totemo tanoshiku natta 	
家で一人で待つ妻の気持ちを 	ie de hitori de matsu tsuma no kimochi 	Not even once did I think about how my wife felt
考えていなかった 	kangaete inakatta 	staying home all alone waiting for me
 	 	
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしてるのは 	ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shiteru no wa	When I come home, is the reason my wife pretends to be dead
あの頃の二人に戻りたいからか 	ano koro no futari ni modoritai kara ka 	because she misses who we were back then?
僕には分からない 	boku ni wa wakaranai 	I don't know.
 	 	
家に帰った僕を待ってる　妻の演技見ることが 	ie ni katta boku o matteru tsuma no engi miru koto ga 	If getting to see the theatrics of my wife, who waits for me to come home,
僕ら二人の愛の形ならば 	bokura futari no ai no katachi naraba 	is the way we share our love,
それはそれでありだろう 	sore wa sore de ari darou 	then what's wrong with that?
 	 	
家に帰ると妻が必ず死んだふりをしています。 	ie ni kaeru to tsuma ga kanarazu shinda furi o shite imasu 	When I come home, my wife always pretends to be dead
今日はどんな死に方をしているのか 	kyou wa donna shini kata o shite iru no ka 	What kind of death will she have today?
期待して開けるドア 	kitai shite akeru doa 	Excited, I open the door
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus feat. 初音ミク (EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Vocalonexus feat. Hatsune Miku) (album)
*Vocalo Vision
*よりぬきほぼ日Pさん
*Vocalohistory
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