Road to Germany

Musical guest - Britney Spears 
Guest stars - Amy Adams, Leslie Odom Jr., Mark Ruffalo and Pedro Pascal
Act 5 - Britney Spears performs "Hold It Against Me"
== Quotes ==
10:58. Come on, come on! Train will be leaving any moment!
You first! 
After you, dear. 
Come on, lils. We'll get you a seat. Hurry! [the three run for the train; outside, only are left]
Let's go.
[then the two boys push their carts directly for the wall. However, instead of going through the wall, thry inexplicably crash into it and falls over; losing control of their cart. A station agent, the same man notices while speaking to a woman, and approaches them as they get to their feet, groaning from their slight injuries.]
Station Agent: Oy! What do you two think you're doing?
Sorry. Lo-lost control of the trolley. Why can't we get through?
I don't know. [touching the wall with his hand, discovering the bricks have become solid] The gateway's sealed itself for some reason. [touches the wall to see that it's completely solid]
[hearing a clock chime, they look up at a nearby clock displaying the time 11:00] The train leaves at exactly 11:00 to Germany. We've missed it!
[glancing at the clock in horror] If we can't get through, maybe mom and dad can't get back.
[trying to decide what to do about their dilemma] Maybe we should just go and wait by the car.
[the sound of these words suddenly gives him an idea] The car... [wondering what he's got in mind]
[The car lifts off into the sky, with Hector driving and Henry in the front passenger seat.]
[at germany]
Well, take a good look, lads. This night might well be the last you spend in this castle. Oh, dear, we are in trouble. [he smiles more devilishly; holds up a newspaper article about their flying car at the station] You were seen by no less than seven cohosts! [furiously throws the newspaper aside and glares at them] Do you have any idea how serious this is?! You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a tree that's been on these grounds since before you were born!
Honestly, I think it did more damage to us.
Silence! [walking around his desk towards them] I assure you... that were you and your fate rested with me, the both of you would be on the train home tonight! As it is.
They are not. I'm well aware of our bylaws, Severus, having written more than a few myself. However, it is for to determine the appropriate action.
We'll go and get our stuff, then.
What are you talking about?
You're going to expel us, aren't you?
Not today. But I must impress upon both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to your families tonight. And you will both receive detention.
Colin: Hi! I'm Colin! I'm from Germany too!
Hi, Colin, nice to meet you.
Is that your owl?
[the owl flies into the Great Hall and crashes in front.]
Gosh, that birds a menace. [He takes a red envelope. As the owl flies away, he looks at the envelope.] Oh, no!
Look, everyone, got himself a Howler.
Go on. I ignored one from my Gran once. It was horrible.
[he tentatively opens the envelope.]
Howler: [in Lois's voice] HECTOR! [rearranges itself into a floating mouth] HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! [turns to Lily, also sitting at the table] Oh, and Lily dear, congratulations on making your first day at school. Your father and I are so proud. [sticks out its tongue at and then tears itself up]
Henry: sheesh calm down, Lily.
Henry: next up we're headed to London!
Hector: Oh, boy.. Uh, hi. We're having a little trouble back here, but uh, that's okay, that's okay. Let's just give a great big hand for our musical guest. Oh, no, my hand is stuck... Uh... Uh... Miss Britney Spears!
Britney Spears: Hey, over there
Please, forgive me
If I'm comin' on too strong
Hate to stare
But, you're winnin'
And they're playin' my favorite song
So, come here
A little closer
Wanna whisper in your ear
Make it clear
A little question
Wanna know just how you feel
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause, you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
Hey, you might think
That I'm crazy
But, you know I'm just your type
I might be
Little hazy
But, you just cannot deny
There's a spark
In between us
When we're dancin' on the floor
I want more
Wanna see it
So, I'm askin' you tonight
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause, you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
If I said I want your body
Would you hold it against me?
Yeah, uh-huh, oh
Give me somethin' good
Don't wanna wait
I want it now
Pop it like a hood
And show me how you work it out
Alright
If I said my heart was beating loud
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
If I said my heart was beating loud
If we could escape the crowd somehow
If I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
'Cause, you feel like paradise
And I need a vacation tonight
So, if I said I want your body now
Would you hold it against me?
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