Fun Activities for the Pool

- Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. 
- Laugh at fat people in swimsuits. 
- Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool. 
- Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed. 
- Try to negotiate the price of getting in. 
- Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off. 
- When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount. 
- Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say “Wheee! I’m Batman!” while running around. 
- Hit strangers with your wet towel. 
- Throw people’s things into the pool. 
- Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale. 
- Play Marco-Polo by yourself. 
- Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.
Category:Athletic Humor