Headhunters 4: The Sinister Six

==Introduction==
The boys were 2 bad for Bad Boys 2 and now we are down to just a few. It's the Sinister Six! 
==In Memorium: Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack==
Everybody has bad days. In week 12, part of the reason why Bad Boys had such a bad day is because two of his players had such good days. Up against the Houston Texans, Tyreek Hill and Tua Tagovailoa essentially took the day to rest and relax and enjoy a hot dog on the sidelines. 
Dalvin Cook, meanwhile, looked like he filled up on turkey before the game and was put down for an afternoon nap by the Patriots D-line, leaving primetime Kirk Cousins to air it out under the bright lights for seemingly the first time in his career. With Jefferson feasting, Cook couldn't cook. 
Elsewhere, injuries and stout defenses burned KVR. Travis Etienne left early and could have returned but the Jaguars coaching staff decided "Fuck You" instead. Alvin Kamara had his second sub-9 point game in three weeks. And Mark Andrews, the longer the season goes on, looks less and less like a guy who deserves to be uttered in the same breath as Travis Kelce. 
If KVR had started his optimal lineup (Pacheco for Cook, Allen for Alvin , and Pickens for Etienne) he would have finished with 209.26 and lost by 1.37, a much more painful defeat. So it's almost better this way. You go out with your guys. Although there is some poetic justice here. 
After all, Bad Boys seemed bent on helping Wildcat all season long. First he gave him a QB for Tyreek Hill (great trade). Then, in the final hour, he traded away Stefon Diggs for Austin Ekeler and kept Wildcat alive. And now it's Wildcat who is one of the favorites to win this whole thing, while Bad Boys and all his efforts goes home around the same time as last season. 
Still, as much as Bad Boys and Commish are rivals on the fantasy football field and on basically every other field, he is one of the most dedicated, hard working, scheming managers the league will ever see. And if I had to choose between that and a person who never sets his lineup, I'll take the schemer every time. Until next time...
Bad Boys II: 
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021 v 2022)
Team 	2022 Finish	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
CoachKnows 	16th (-6) 	11th (-9) 	2nd 	N/A
Bobecue Chicken 	15th (-12) 	3rd (+14) 	17th (-10) 	7th
It's Blitz! Track 2 	14th (+2) 	19th (-6) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
The Executioner 	13th (-12) 	1st (+13) 	14th (-10) 	4th
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	12th (-2) 	10th (+6) 	16th (-11) 	5th
The Guilloteam 	11th (+2) 	13th (-6) 	7th (-4) 	3rd
Muller Lite 	10th (-8) 	2nd 	N/A 	N/A
Henry VIII 	9th (+3) 	12th (-1) 	11th (-1) 	10th
Laser Rocket Arms 	8th (-3) 	5th (-1) 	4th (+11) 	15th
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	7th (-1) 	6th (+14) 	18th (-9) 	9th
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money 2022
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$5,679 	57%
==New Releases==
#Tyreek Hill
#Austin Ekeler
#DeAndre Hopkins
#Alvin Kamara
#Dalvin Cook
==Week Twelve Bidding Results==
Week Twelve Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Josh Allen 	Hasta Laviska Baby	$180 	$81 (Beach McBungalow)
A.J. Brown 	deCaPitated 	$45 	$44 (burrow for sure-oh)
Dalvin Cook 	Bad Boys II 	$36 	$29 (Beach McBungalow)
Chris Godwin 	Wildcat 	$5 	$3 (burrow for sure-oh)
David Montgomery	Wildcat 	$4 	N/A
George Pickens 	Bad Boys II 	$2 	N/A
Dawson Knox 	burrow for sure-oh	$1 	N/A
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*The Nate and Chan clan were runners-up in every bid war this week, but might come out as winners in the process.
*The oversized bid for Josh Allen by Jared Allen seems to be a product of paranoia and an overstuffed pocket. McBungalow played it safe with mid-sized bid and now has advantage over the league down the stretch in funds.
*For $5, Godwin came up huge for Wildcat as now the no-QB rolls with another top-two finish.
==Money Spent Per Week==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2021)	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$1560 (15 Players) 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1,173 (12 Players)	$1,339 (7 Players)
3 	$1,160 (10 Players)	$1,283 (10 Players)	$1,033 (7 Players) 	$1,902 (15 Players)
4 	$1,475 (10 Players)	$657 (8 Players) 	$1,182 (11 Players)	$1,614 (11 Players)
5 	$1,740 (13 Players)	$1,376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	$1,743 (14 Players)
6 	$1,355 (14 Players)	$1,231 (10 Players)	$1,542 (10 Players)	$1,1018 (11 Players)
7 	$45 (6 Players) 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1,494 (13 Players)	$1,036 (9 Players)
8 	$1,085 (13 Players)	$2,159 (15 Players)	$1,938 (17 Players)	$630 (7 Players)
9 	$552 (9 Players) 	$1,059 (12 Players)	$1,454 (12 Players)	$624 (6 Players)
10 	$424 (14 Players) 	$1,393 (9 Players) 	$712 (6 Players) 	$386 (8 Players)
11 	$48 (2 Players) 	$1,121 (16 Players)	$777 (8 Players) 	$176 (6 Players)
12 	$273 (7 Players) 	$643 (7 players) 	$385 (5 Players) 	$93 (6 Players)
==Week Twelve Results==
Week Twelve Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1 (1) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	272.11
2 (3) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	236.20
3 (2) 	Beach McBungalow 	223.62
4 (6) 	burrow for sure-oh 	212.78
5 (5) 	deCaPitated 	211.22
6 (7) 	Out of Luck 	210.63
7 (4) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	182.14
8 	Laser Rocket Arms 	0
9 	Henry VIII 	0
10 	Muller Lite 	0
11 	The Guilloteam 	0
12 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	0
13 	The Executioner 	0
14 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
15 	Bobecue Chicken 	0
16 	CoachKnows 	0
==2022 Draft Dodgers==
Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick (Last Year)	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 (1) 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 (12) 	Laser Rocket Arms 	11
3 (8) 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	ALIVE
4 (10) 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
5 (16) 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
6 (7) 	Henry VIII 	9
7 (3) 	Mixon it Up wih Mahomie 	5
8 (19) 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	ALIVE
9 (2) 	The Executioner 	4
10 (17) 	The Guilloteam 	7
11 (11) 	Burrow for Sure-Oh 	ALIVE
12 (14) 	CoachKnows 	1
13 (4) 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	12
14 (15) 	Bobecue Chicken 	2
15 (16) 	Muller Lite 	8
16 (20) 	DeCaPitated 	ALIVE
==Average Scores of Eliminated Teams==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Henry VIII 	206.91 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	203.25 	12
The Guilloteam 	185.74 	7
Laser Rocket Arms 	184.99 	11
The Executioner 	177.11 	4
Muller Lite 	169.00 	8
It's Blitz! Track 2 	163.14 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	162.14 	2
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	161.26 	5
CoachKnows 	123.21 	1
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
CoachKnows 	2.49 	1
It's Blitz! Track 2 	2.90 	3
Bobecue Chicken 	5.91 	2
The Executioner 	11.98 	4
The Guilloteam 	12.11 	7
Muller Lite 	13.98 	5
Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	17.88 	5
Henry VIII 	19.02 	9
Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	28.49 	12
Laser Rocket Arms 	35.66 	11
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2022 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Out of Luck 	235.77
2 	Henry VIII 	291.46
3 	The Guilloteam 	252.22
4 	deCaPitated 	262.90
5 	burrow for sure-oh 	236.67
6 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack 	263.94
7 	Beach McBungalow 	257.43
8 	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack (2)	305.26
9 	Beach McBungalow (2) 	269.56
10 	Wildcat (no QBs no problem) 	249.25
11 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	237.21
12 	Hasta Laviska Baby (2) 	272.11
Hasta logs back-to-back 1sts and is peaking at just the right time. He put up the best score since week 8. 
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2022 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Wildcat 	125.70
2 	It's Blitz! Track 2	122.26
3 	Out of Luck 	151.03
4 	Muller Lite 	139.26
5 	Out of Luck (2) 	161.14
6 	deCaPitated 	148.97
7 	Muller Lite (2) 	154.95
8 	Beach McBungalow 	187.43
9 	Wildcat (2) 	154.76
10 	burrow for sure-oh 	168.14
11 	Out of Luck (3) 	189.08
12 	Out of Luck (4) 	210.63
Out of Luck notches his fourth second-to-last place finish in week 11 but still breaks 200 and two other teams were within 2.5 points of him. Very close finish. This is his seventh 2nd-to-last place finish in the last two seasons, which leads the league. Last season one team finished 2nd-to-last four time and that was RemDawg Forever, who ended up in the championship game. 
==Single Season Scoring Records==
As teams get eliminated, their single season performance will appear here.
Bad boys surpasses their previous single-season record and cracks the top-15 (for now). 
All-Time Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3121.28	Return of the Mac 	2021
3049.02	Bobecue Chicken 	2021
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
3013.13	Müller Lite 	2021
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2677.20	Out of Luck 	2021
2620.18	The Titanic 	2021
2438.96	Bad Boys II - The Soundtrack	2022
2422.98	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2262.36	Bad Boys 	2021
2233.57	Soul Survivor 	2021
2134.22	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2021
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
2034.86	Laser Rocket Arms 	2022
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1939.02	Beach McBungalow 	2021
1936.45	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2021
1862.19	Henry VIII 	2022
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1749.51	The Guilloteam 	2021
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1509.41	CP 	2021
1483.70	Last Coach Standing 	2021
1473.18	Henry VIII 	2021
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1351.99	Muller Lite 	2022
1300.35	The Guilloteam 	2022
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
806.27 	Mixon It Up With Mahomie 	2022
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	2020
708.44 	The Executioner 	2022
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
489.42 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2022
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
324.28 	Bobecue Chicken 	2022
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
123.21 	CoachKnows 	2022
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
Same as above: eliminated teams will have their 2022 season added to the total. It defies logic, but it looks like Out of Luck is going to finish his fourth season as one of the top-scoring teams in Headhunters history. I don't get how he continues to survive, season after season, but he just does. Being average pays off I guess. 
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
8424.84	The Guilloteam 	4
7879.51	Laser Rocket Arms 	4
7594.94	The Executioner 	4
7223.68	deCaPitated 	3
7169.22	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
6439.42	Bad Boys 	4
6076.59	Mixon It Up With Mahomie	4
5824.98	Henry VIII 	4
5774.89	Bobecue Chicken 	4
5677.93	Out of Luck 	3
5186.35	Neck-Fix and Chill 	3
5045.26	Beach McBungalow 	3
4586.98	CoachKnows 	3
4365.12	Müller Lite 	2
4312.78	Wildcat 	3
4051.36	burrow for sure-oh 	2
3406.56	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3058.93	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
1885.08	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 11/20/22
Player 	Total Budget
Beach McBungalow 	$364
Hasta Laviska Baby 	$190
burrow for sure-oh 	$65
Wildcat 	$57
Out of Luck 	$55
deCaPitated 	$15
Bad Boys II 	0
Laser Rocket Arms 	0
Henry VIII 	0
Muller Lite 	0
The Guilloteam 	0
Mixon It Up With Mahomie	0
The Executioner 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bobecue Chicken 	0
CoachKnows 	0
==Conclusion==
Happy hunting, y'all!