"Crabby" Patty (ADWSS Short Transcript)

(The short opens up at the Krusty Krab with Squidward talking to SpongeBob)
Squidward: Hurry up with that patty, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Hurry up? Really? You never move around at all, and now you expect me to? Why don't you make these patties yourself?
Squidward: Are you just gonna stand there making stupid comments or are you gonna hurry up?!
SpongeBob: Neither. YOU'RE gonna shut up, and I'M gonna do whatever the heck I wanna.
(Scene cuts to Mr.. Krabs' office where Squidward and SpongeBob are talking to Mr.. Krabs)
Mr. Krabs: What's going on here?
Squidward: CheeseHead here thinks it's more funny to make jokes than to do his work!
(SpongeBob sits down)
Mr. Krabs: Is that true SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Oh, look who's the daily disciplinarian now. (in mocking voice) "Is that true SpongeBob?" (stops mocking voice) Nope, but what's true is that you're an idiot.
Mr. Krabs: Me boy, since when have you become so rude?
SpongeBob: Since the time Squidward became fat. In other words, as long as I've been alive.
Mr. Krabs: Oh dear.
(Transition to Bikini Bottom Mental Institute)
Mr. Krabs: What seems to be the problem, doctor?
​Psychiatrist: I am not a doctor. I am a psychiatrist!
Mr. Krabs: Whatever. Can you just tell me what's wrong?.
Phsychiatrist: Apparently he had a lump on his toe according to an X-Ray we did on him. At first we thought it was a tumour, but it turned out to be one measly pebble. We got rid of it and now he is fine.
(SpongeBob comes out of the X-ray room nervously)
Mr. Krabs: You have a lot to explain, boy-o.
SpongeBob: Heheheheheheh........
(The short ends)
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