Polvina gets a Barney error/Transcript

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Polvina: time to use Windows Infinity [Windows XP startup, logs in, then clicks on YouTube]Polvina: [gets crash screen] WHAT THE!Error Announcer: we interrupt your computer to give you a... [Barney pops up]Error Announcer: BARNEY ERROR! Barney was killed by BobError Announcer: Barney was placed in his lair, tied up, with a bomb placed in that lairError Announcer: the bomb will explode in... 8760 hours! also, 1 reminderError Announcer: DO NOT ADD ANY TIME TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER! [repeats sentence, then a number 0 appears]Polvina: you know what, SCR*W YOU! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! [shuts down computer]Barney: hey! did you just shut down your computer when I told you not to? that is not allowed on Barney errors! the timer will be cut in half the next time you do it.Polvina: well, if that's how you want to play it! [shuts down computer again]Barney: hey! you turned your computer off again! the timer will be reduced to 3600 hours. don't do it again!Polvina: D*MN YOU! I JUST WANNA WATCH SEA PRINCESSES VIDEOS! [turns computer off again]Barney: really? why do you always have to turn off your computer when I tell you not to?! that's it! the timer will be cut to 2800 hours! don't do it again!Polvina: you know what, i'm going to block the computer instead of turning it off [blocks screen] [giggles] IT WORKED! I AM SUCH A GENIUS!Barney: [unblocks screen] why did you block me?! I need to see you! cuz you are starting to make me mad! the timer will be cut to 1200 hours! again don't turn off your computer[Polvina turns off her computer again]Barney: how dare you shut down your computer again! how many times have I got to remind you to not do that! the timer has been reduced to 1000 hours. don't do it again!Alaska: um, Polvina?Polvina: yes Alaska?Alaska: we're ordering McDonalds! do you want something?Polvina: SHUT UP GRANDMA! AND TAKE YOUR PRUNE JUICE!Barney: there is no yelling while a Barney error is active! the timer will be cut to 800 hours!Polvina: you know what, i'm going to restart the computer instead of turning it off [restarts computer]Barney: there is no restarting your computer! that counts as turning it off! the timer will be cut down to 200 hours!Polvina: FINE THEN! I AM STANDING BY! [stands by]Barney: standing by also counts as turning it off! the timer will be cut to 128 hours!Polvina: SCR*W IT! [shuts down computer again]Barney: are you seriously trying to ignore me? this is the last reminder I gave you to not turn your computer off! but you keep forgetting to! the timer will be cut to 60 hours![Polvina turns off computer again because she doesn't care]Barney: I Am Starting To Get Quite Angry! I Am Now Warning You Not To Turn Off Your Computer! Time Timer Will Be Cut To 48 Hours!Polvina: I should listen to some music on iTunes [opens iTunes]Barney: There Is No Using On iTunes Passing The Time While This Error Is Active! I'M Getting Very Angry! The Timer Will Be Cut To 31 Hours![Polvina gets mad and shuts down her computer again]Barney: D*Mn It! YoU'rE mAkInG mE aNgRiEr ThAn I wAs WhEn ThE eRrOr AnNoUnCeR gAvE yOu ThIs ErRoR! ThE TiMeR wIlL bE rEdUcEd To 24 HoUrS!Polvina: i'm going to press Control Alt Delete [presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete]Barney: R u SeRiEs RiGhT NoU?! DeR iS nO pReSiNg CoNtRoL aLt DeLeTe WhIaL a BOnEe ErOr Is AcTiV! I'm jEtInj EXTREMELY AnGeRy! Teh TiMr wIL be Rudooced to 16 OuRs!Polvina: YOU KNOW WHAT! I HATE THIS ERROR! IT IS SO STUPID!Barney: HOU DEART U CAL TIS ERUR STOOPEED! DAT COWNTES AS ANOTHER SHUTDOWN! I GETRING Ulatd ANftgdey! Teh itmer WKIl Be cut TO 10 hours!Polvina: I know! I will upgrade my computer to Windows Infinity Squared! [tries upgrading computer to Windows Infinity 2]Barney: DE iz NO OOPASDIKNBG UR COMEPTER DOORING TIX BONY ERUR! TEH IEDMER WILL BE COT TO 7 HOURS![Polvina turns off computer again]Barney: DAM U I CANT BELSIDVFE U SHOT FVENDON UR COMPWUTR EGEN! I WILD FGEITNG FERY VRIEOJUFS! TWHFE TIMERF dFew/3ILL BE CVRe:3T TO 5 HOURES!Polvina: I WANT TO CALL ESTER ON SKYPE! [tries calling Ester on Skype]Barney: THERMES IS NO SUSINGF SSKPTYPE DUTRIRNG A BARNEEYR ERRORROROR! ARER YOU SEUROISIOUELY5 TRIYNTG TO AMAKAMAKMEKEM ABANREYBRYENYAB FRUIOUSIORURFIO! THTTHHE TIMMER WILLL BE CUTUTG TOT 2 HOURS!Polvina: [turns off computer] SON OF A BITCH!Barney: YOU DUMB *SS HOLE! we:rf$E:LefL3DW:erl! BARNEY IS GETTING EXTREMELY FURIOUS! SO POLVINA! YOU WILL REGRET THIS! TEH TIMER IS BEING CHIPPED TO 1 HOURS!Polvina: I should break the computer screen! HIYAH! [breaks computer screen]Barney: [fixes computer screen, then roars softly] WHAT TH H**LL IS WRONG IWHT U! YOU MANED BARMY GO INSANE! DONT BREAK TEH COMPTUER ZCREEN! THE TIMER WILL BEC UT TO 50 HOURS![Polvina turns off computer again]Barney: WELL DAM U FRIKINGENIUS! I HAD BEEN FREED! SO THINGS WILL GET WORSE FOM HERE! SO THE TIMER WILL BE CUT TO 35 MINUTES!Polvina: i'm going to watch some Netflix now [opens Netflix]Barney: (YOU x 3) YOU USED NETFLIX DURING A BARNEY ERROR! WHATTHEH*LLISWRONGWITHYOUDUMB*SSHOLE?! THE TIMER HAS BEEN CHIPPED OFF TO 20 MINUTES!Polvina: I will decrease the timer to 1 second [giggles] [decreases timer to 1 second]Barney: OH MY B***H! YOU DARE TRY TO HACK THE TIME THAT WAS ON THE BOMB REMAINING! THE TIMER WILL BE CUT TO 18 MINUTES!Polvina: [tries turning off computer again] hey! where did Barney go?Barney.exe (early): [jumpscares Polvina] HOW DARE YOU TURN OFF YOUR FREAKING COMPUTER AGAIN! I TAKE OVER NOW B***H! THE TIMER HAS BEEN SAWED TO 15 MINUTES!Polvina: hey Barney!Evil Barney: what is it!Polvina: you're a stupid purple dinosaur!Evil Barney: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU CALLED ME!?Polvina: a stupid purple dinosaur!Evil Barney: HEY! YOU DON'T CALL ME THAT! THE TIME IS REALLY TAKING MASK CALL! THE TIMER SAWED OFF TO 10 MINUTES!Polvina: [Polvina's phone rings] D*MMIT MY PHONE IS RINGING!Evil Barney: R U KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW! NO PHONES ALLOWED DURING A BARNEY ERROR! THE TIMER WILL BE CUT TO... [Lynn Loud says "HIYAH!" then punches Evil Barney]Barney.exe (late): OH MY FREAKING GOD! HOW DARE YOU MADE LYNN LOUD PUNCH ME WHILE I WAS TALKING! THE TIMER GETS SAWED OFF TO 5 MINUTES!Polvina: this is getting too far! I got to shut down my computer right now [tries shutting down computer]Golden Barney: [evil laugh] i'm now kidding the timer chipped off to 3 minutes! you'll never escape now! [evil laugh]Polvina: (um x 5) [tries turning off computer again]Dark/Shadow/Devil/Demon/Hulk/Multi Faced Barney: the end is near! the timer has been cut to 2 minutes! [evil laugh]Polvina: THATS IT! I WILL INSERT "Ward" IN TO GLITCH THIS ERROR! [inserts music disc "Ward" in DVD drive][C418 - Ward starts playing, then the error glitches]Multi Faced Barney: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!Polvina: GETTING RID OF THIS ERROR FOREVER!Multi Faced Barney: (NO! x 100) [lots of evil variants of Barney and Barney error related text flying around everywhere because of "Ward" playing] we have made this error for you! don't glitch it! or else you are grounded [the error freezes, so Multi Faced Barney keeps saying "grounded"] [the whole error stopped working, then it crashed][C418 - Ward continues playing]Error Announcer: OH MY GOD POLVINA! YOU GLITCHED OUT THE BARNEY ERROR! NOW YOU DESTROYED THE BARNEY ERROR FILE! NOW WE HAVE TO REBUILD THE ERROR IN 3, 2, 1 [takes "Ward" out of DVD drive and rebuilds the error]Multi Faced Barney: STOP! HOW DARE YOU CRASH THE ERROR USING A MUSIC DISC! THE TIMER HAS BEEN REDUCED TO 1 MINUTE! [evil laugh][Polvina turns off her computer again]Multi Faced Barney: ALRIGHT! I HAD ENOUGH! NOW PLEASE ENTER THE CODE WITHIN 30 SECONDS! DO YOUR WORST! [evil laugh]Polvina: this has got to be correct [enters 3 45 234 656 6666]Multi Faced Barney: [roars]  THAT'S INCORRECT! THE CORRECT CODE IS 15 67 666 1234! NOW YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS LEFTPolvina: OH SH*T! I'M DOOMED! [bomb explodes in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0][loud earrape dun dun dun occurs]Multi Faced Barney: TIMES UP! THIS MEANS, YOU ARE (GROUNDED x 6) FOREVER! NOW I WILL SCARE YOU! [jumpscares Polvina severely hard][Polvina screams]]Error Announcer: your computer is now dead! please buy a new one! no warranty is allowed!Polvina: that's it! i'm going to find a new one becasue of this!
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