It's Got to Be Ska Part 8

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "It's Got to Be Ska Part 8," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining ska from Japan and the UK. They win a prize from Ellen Degeneres, discuss candy bar prices, and sing a song. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci are barely able to get the show started before they get their first caller. The caller happens to be friend of the show Arlo, who is excited to share two new love facts:
# Time can mend and break hearts
# 70% of trains are on the east coast
It quickly becomes clear that Arlo not only loves trains, but he might rely on them for housing. He hasn't looked in a mirror in 13 years, and his girlfriend was recently clipped by a car. His favorite candy bar is the Caramello.
Dillon begins to complain about the price of Butterfingers, which he finds unreasonable considering he wasn't given a king-sized bar. The DJs discuss candy bar sizes for what might be considered too long, and Matt then changes the subject to share that earlier that day he received a text from celebrity Ellen DeGeneres. In the text, Ellen informs Matt that he has received $500,000 and a Lexus SUV. She also says that she has a nonprofit which the DJs believe is called: "helping peoples for covid-19 at touching lives and helping peoples as God has blessed me and I'm giving back to the needed because a giving hand never lack." The text is also very clear about texting to claim the prize and not calling.
After playing some music, they quickly get a call from Joel Noscam, who claims to be a representative from Ellen's nonprofit. He says that Dillon called the number even though they were told not to, and now Matt has to split the winnings with him. Joel also requires the DJs to answer questions about math and presidents, which they nail.
They later get a call from Ellen herself, who claims to be trapped in a warehouse in Weehawken, NJ. She was captured by a group of "jump out boys," who politely led her into the warehouse. She finds Matt to be a beautiful, smart boy, hence why he won the cash and car. The DJs are uncertain whether or not they can help rescue her from the warehouse, but she sticks around to help them close out the show.
They decide the genres contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Arlo
Joel Noscam
Ellen DeGeneres
==Featured Music==
Fivesnatch - "I'm Straight"
The Specials - "Do Nothing"
Young Punch - "Talk Show"
Young Punch - "Stand Together"
The English Beat - "Tears of a Clown"