SCP-294

SCP-294, nicknamed "The Coffee Machine", is a coffee machine with the ability to dispense any liquid. It is currently contained at an unknown SCP Foundation facility's break room, though heavily monitored.
==History==
===Construction and capture===
It is unknown when or where SCP-294 was built, though the presence of a QWERTY style keyboard and acceptance of US currency implies an American origin. Prior to August 2005, the SCP Foundation captured 294.Entry Page: 294
===Foundation experimentation===
As a money-saving venture, and due to the relative safety of 294 if nothing out of the ordinary was punched in, the SCP was moved to the second-floor break room of the facility it was stored at. It was designated as Euclid, due to the possibility of dangerous liquids being produced by 294.
====Incident 294-01====
On 21 August 2005, Agent Joseph ██████ used SCP-294 at 9:30 AM to attempt to obtain a cup of coffee. At Agent █████ █████████'s request, he used the common nickname "cup of Joe" when typing in his order. ██████ then passed out from blood loss and was taken to the infirmary. Testing later confirmed the cup was composed of ██████'s bodily fluids and tissue. Both agents were reprimanded, with site administration adopting a Level 2 requirement to use the SCP, and two Level 3 security guards to monitor 294 at all times.
███████████, after reviewing 294's documentation, recommended testing 294's ability to retrieve distant liquids.
====Addendum SCP-294h====
O5 Council approval was given for a request to type in "a cup of SCP-075's secretion". Though the cup could hold the material, a containment breach occurred involving SCP-075. It secreted an equal amount to the cup, before it was rendered passive. The liquid in the cup was not found afterwards.
====Addendums SCP-294i, SCP-294j, and SCP-294k====
A researcher later tested precious metals, such as gold, to resounding success. Anti-water was later tested, though was out-of-range for 294. Researchers believe this to be due to 294's inability to pull liquids from other dimensions. Diamond was later tested as well, also resulting in it being out-of-range; this was because there is no form of "liquid diamond", as it was a solid, crystallized version of carbon. Carbon was later tested, which dispensed liquid carbon. 
====Addendums SCP-294m and SCP-294o====
A bleach-cola-supplement-masala mixture was made and placed 25 meters from SCP-294. When typed in, it dispensed an equal amount from the container holding the mixture. 
Under observation from Level 4 personnel, Researcher ███ ██████ later typed in "the best drink I've ever had". This dispensed a mixed drink that ██████ consumed at his bachelor party, though he only knew that it had rum and cola in it. Agent ████████ typed "the best drink I've ever had" with the same conditions, which produced a Vienna lager that he consumed at a beach party. This confirmed that 294 could read the minds of customers in order to satisfy requests.
====Addendums SCP-294q-01 and SCP-294t-01====
A staff member keyed in "the perfect drink", which dispensed an odorless lavender liquid. Upon drinking it, the subject became extremely depressed and later committed suicide. A note was left, which said that everything in his life up to the drink was a let-down. No component was identified, and later requests of the same drink are highly discouraged. 
Another typed in "something Cassy will like", which printed an empty cup with a chocolate banana milkshake printed on the side. SCP-085 deemed the drink "delicious", once it was introduced to her.
====Addendums SCP-294w, SCP-294ab, and SCP-294ac====
A "cup of music" was keyed in, producing a clear, vaguely alcoholic, sparkling fluid. After consumption, the staff member felt a continuous rhythm and an instinctual knowledge of dance that he had not previously shown. Other abstract concepts are under consideration.
During a mass security breach, several security agents became heavily injured in the second floor break room. Agent ██████ typed in "a cup of pertinent medical knowledge," which produced a clear green liquid. The agent consumed it, before patching up his colleagues' wounds in a manner that was consistent with Foundation medical training. This effect was temporary, with ██████ no longer possessing the knowledge, and future tests with the same request being unsuccessful.
Dr. ████████ requested "my life story", to which a highly viscous, opaque black liquid emerged after three minutes of humming and violent shaking from SCP-294. He consumed it, remembering most of his life, before retiring to his office for 48 hours until he emerged with a 538-page autobiography.
====Addendums SCP-294ad, SCP-294af, SCP-294ag, SCP-294ah, SCP-294ai, and SCP-294aj====
A researcher simply requested "surprise me", producing a cup of water heated to 200° Celsius (392° Fahrenheit). During transport, it vibrated and evaporated to steam as it left the cup. Another researcher requested "the Blood of Christ". 292 vibrated, with "Hic est enim Calix Sánguinis mei" appearing on the screen, roughly translating in English to "For this is my blood." It then produced 0.12 liters (4 fl oz) of red wine.
A researcher then requested three cups of blood that were all impossible to retrieve due to the extinction and/or death of the subjects: a smilodon, a passenger pigeon, ⁣and Thomas Jefferson. Later, in a similar test, a low-IQ Class-D personnel was asked to request four animals' bodily fluids by their scientific names. This resulted in wolf blood, horse saliva, koala urine, and the cerebrospinal fluid of the extinct Phoberomys pattersoni.
Dr. Everett King requested a cup of room-temperature superconductor, which did not exist at the time. This produced a cup of apple juice with seeds floating in it, pertaining to King's trend of apple seeds appearing in SCP testing. Dr. Menchu later requested from SCP-294 a cup of D-151839's leukemia. A fluid was produced which contained leukemia blast cells, alongside D-151839 being free of leukemia, though it reappeared within 15 days.
===Containment Breach===
In 2012, several SCP Foundation sites, including the site 294 was held at, were heavily damaged by Chaos Insurgency attacks. As a result, 294 was taken to a Foundation facility that became the Modular Site, designed by Insurgency infiltrators Dr. Maynard and Agent Skinner. Maynard orchestrated a mass containment breach, resulting in many Keter and Euclid SCPs running rampant within the Modular Site. D-9341, who was assigned to clean SCP-173's cell before the breach occurred, likely ran across SCP-294. 
Due to the effects of the Spiral Gestalt, it is unknown if D-9341 actually utilized SCP-294, dying or benefitting from the liquids produced. After the Modular Site was secured, 294 was transferred back to its original facility.SCP: Containment Breach
==Attributes==
===Liquids dispensed===
===Attempted liquids===
==Containment procedures==
==Meta==
===Appearances===
*Biweekly
*Entry Page: 294
*SCP: Containment Breach
==References==
Category:Objects
Category:SCPs
Category:Euclid