Harkinian Destroys the Earth

Harkinian Destroys the Earth is the thirteenth episode of the first season of Adventures in Hyrule. It is the thirteenth episode overall. It was posted on YouTube on September 3, 2012.
In this episode, King Harkinian turns his back on the citizens of Hyrule, until disaster strikes.
== Summary ==
King Harkinian introduces himself and Link to the viewer (also revealing that the latter is gay). Link responds by asking to kiss Harkinian, to which he replies by telling him to text him in the morning.
Harkinian then briefly breaks the 4th wall by announcing that iteachvader has almost 500 subscribers (at the time) and when he gets that many, he will "put back Link's sexy dinner."
At Morshu's shop, the other states he has a bottle of lamp oil and asks Hark if he wants to drink it. Harkinian eagerly accepts, but Morshu tells him to come back when it's light outside. The former reminds him that it's day time, but when Morshu insists (by telling him that he's too early), he curses him out and storms off to Duke Onkled's house to eat.
Harkinian calls him, startling Onkled (and making him break something by accident). Once he shows up, the Duke tells the King to leave, much to the latter's surprise. Onkled reveals that Zelda told him to do so, and in a fit of rage (and possibly hunger, too), Harkinian knocks him out with a punch, and (almost immediately) begins his search for Zelda.
Back in Hyrule Castle, Harkinian complains about his hunger and soon finds her. Before she has the chance of landing a strike on him, he eats her whole.
Onkled abruptly wakes up, alone and scared.
...
... only to meet Zelda's fate seconds later.
Impa is revealed to have been watching everything from the Triforce of Wisdom. She gets distracted when an inappropiate scene happens. Zelda is heard, and Hectan appears in front of Harkinian with Impa's voice.
He harasses him to the point where they engage in a DBZ-esque battle. Meanwhile, Mario and Luigi come in to take a visit, only to stumble upon the two fighting. The fight briefly stops, but Harkinian powers up and emits a blast that kills everyone on Earth (and subsequently destroys it).
Off-screen, Mayor Kravendish makes a statement about all of this, and the episode ends shortly after.
== Trivia: ==
* Link's homosexuality is revealed in this episode.
* The explosion was later reused in Ganon Invents Life where he destroys the old Earth in order to re-create it to his liking.
* So far, this is the only time Mario and Luigi appeared in the series.
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