Transcripts/Eye for an Eye

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Eye for an Eye.
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Harkinian: Mah boi, this peace is what all warriors strive for!
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Harkinian: There's way too much peace...
Link: Let's go jump Ganon!
Harkinian: What?
Link: Or strike anyone friendly! I brought my sword!
Link ignites his red lightsaber.
Harkinian: OAH!
Link: Wanna die? 
He strikes Harkinian.
Harkinian: HAO-AH!!!
Harkinian wakes up from his nightmare. He turns on the lights and picks up the nearby telephone to call Gwonam. Gwonam answers by lifting his telephone with telekinetic powers.
Gwonam: Yes?
Harkinian: OAH! Help me!
Gwonam: Harkinian?! What is it now? It is bedtime!
Harkinian: It's about Link.
Gwonam: Link's fine, Your Majesty. Go back to sleep now!
Harkinian: Wait- Oah!
Gwonam hangs up. Harkinian tries to call again but the phone is shot with a blaster.
Harkinian: Hello?
Harkinian hangs up as well. Then he looks outside the window and notices an asteroid heading towards the castle.
Harkinian: OAH!! 
The asteroid hits the castle.
Harkinian: Woah! Take evasive action!
The castle's rocket thrusters turn on. Harkinian later finds out where the asteroid came from.
Harkinian: What the...?
Meen appears, launching a massive blue ball of energy at the castle. The castle's built-in cannons deploy and open fire. Meen dodges them all and laughs evilly, waking Gwonam up.
Gwonam: Squadala!
A trio of X-wings swoop into action.
Gwonam: Squada Leader, standing by!
Squada Two: Squada Two, standing by!
Squada Three: Squada Three, standing by!
Gwonam: Assume attack formation!
As the battle intensifies, Meen deflects the cannon's laser, making the castle's power go out. Cuts to Gwonam in his X-wing.
Gwonam: I see the target.
He locks onto Meen and opens fire from his X-wing. He hits him, which sents Meen flying.
Squada Three: Well done!
Gwonam: Hold on... Where is he?
Squada Two: He disappeared!
Meen reappears, teleporting himself into Gwonam's X-wing. He then starts attacking him while Squada Two watches in fright. Cuts to Harkinian.
Meen: (echoing) Lost? Frightened? Confused? GOOD! Ahahahahahaaaa!
Everything is pitch black.
Gwonam: Harkinian? Your Majesty? You must defeat the evil. It is your destiny!
Harkinian's eyes pop open.
Harkinian: (has a flashback) I remember it all... My sister... You took her away!
Harkinian's true power awakens, and the evil wizard is captured inside. He grunts, trapped.
Harkinian: Scrub the floors in Hell, you monster!
Meen: WRETCHED CHILD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The next morning...
It turns out Harkinian was actually dreaming the whole time.
Harkinian: (faintly) This peace... is what all true warriors strive for...
Gwonam: Get some rest, Your Majesty. You deserve it.
Gwonam leaves and the episode ends.
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