The Larry Episode

The Larry Episode is the forty-seventh episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the ninth episode of the fifth and final season. It was written by and released on December 4, 2023.
== Transcript == 
===Cold Open===
[Shot of the Salty Splatoon. Text on screen reading "August 10, 2023" Zoom in]
Larry: So I said: just storm the capatial!
Gary 3: Haha! Yeah, Trump was the best.
[Pause.]
Larry: Wanna help me kidnap Daddy Pig?
Gary 3: Sure.
===Episode===
[POV shot of Daddy Pig with a bag over his head. Text on screen reading "November 2023"]
Daddy Pig: What's going on here? This bags been over my head since August!
[Larry takes the bag off Daddy Pig's head]
Gary 3: Rise and Sign Mr. Pig, Rise and Si-
Larry: WHY DID YOU MAKE SPONGEBOB GAY!? WHY DID YOU RUIN HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SANDY!? WHY ARE YOU PINK!?!??
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: Two things: 1. What the hell are you talking about. 2. Where the fuck are we? 
Gary 3: Larry's Mom's Basement.
Daddy Pig: Ah.
Larry: Daddy Pig, ungay SpongeBob.
[Pause.] 
Daddy Pig: THE HELL?
[Daddy Pig runs away]
Larry: SHIT WE DIDN'T TIE HIM DOWN!
[Cut to black. Shot of SpongeBob's Pineapple]
SpongeBob: *whistling*
[Knock at door]
SpongeBob: I'll get it!
[SpongeBob opens the door]
SpongeBob: Hi Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig: Hi SpongeBob. Mummy Pig kicked me out again because a maniac is looking for me and fears he will destroy her plates.
SpongeBob: Who is the maniac, exactly?
Daddy Pig: Larry.
SpongeBob: Yeah, the day Suzy Sheep died he broke into a plate store and broke all of their plates. Can you stay with 
Mummy Sheep instead? I cherish my plates.
[Shot of Mummy Sheep's house.]
Daddy Pig: Mummy Sheep, open up! 
[Pedro's dad walks by]
Pedro's Dad: You poor soul! Mummy Sheep overdosed on heroin back in September!
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: What?
[Cut to Larry and Gary 3 talking in Larry's Mom's Basement]
Gary 3: Seriously, you're making a new country? 
Larry: Yes! It's called Larryland! It's located right next to Rick Roll Land! It will have Trump as it's king!
[Pause.]
Gary 3: Trump as king? I'm on board.
[Larry calls Donald Trump]
Donald Trump: *on phone* What is it?
Larry: Wanna be king of Larryland?
Donald Trump: Sure.
French Narrator: Meanwhile..,
[Wide shot of Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob is knocking on the door]
SpongeBob: Sandy, open up!
[Sandy opens the door]
Sandy: What is it SpongeBob? 
SpongeBob: I have to admit something.
Sandy: You're gay? I already knew.
SpongeBob: No, it's something else.
Sandy: What?
SpongeBob: Squidward is dead.
[Pause.]
Sandy: WHAT?!?!!?
SpongeBob: Oh no wait he's just missing.
Sandy: Don't scare me like that!
SpongeBob: Sorry. Nothing interesting has happened besides that, you know with Daddy Pig with his family now and-
Sandy: SpongeBob, come inside. I need to tell you something.
[Cut to Donald Trump's house]
Donald Trump: Melania! I'm gonna be president of Larryland!
Melania Trump: I do not give a shit. 
Donald Trump: But you get to be the first lady!
Melania Trump: No shit Sherlock. Just shut up and answer the phone that's been ringing for the past 10 minutes.
[Donald picks up the phone]
Donald Trump: Yello?
Larry: *on phone* Take the next plane to Pee Pee Island because that's where Larryland is located!
Donald Trump: WOOHOO! I'M GONNA GO TO PEE PEE ISLAND!!!!!!
[A scene plays swapping back and forth between SpongeBob and Daddy Pig. The DP parts are in bold]
SpongeBob: What do you mean Larry thinks Daddy Pig made me gay?
Daddy Pig: How could this have happened?
Sandy: I have no idea.
Pedro's Dad: She didn't seem to do drugs before.
Sandy: I'm sorry.
Pedro's Dad: But you can get though this.
SpongeBob & Daddy Pig: I can.
SpongeBob: Larry has no evidence!
Daddy Pig: I've gotten over Mummy Sheep by now.
[Cut to a U.N. meeting with MrSpherical characters representing the countries.]
Usaball: Okay everyone. How will we stop the new fascist regime known as Larryland?
Russiaball: One word: Nukes!
Canadaball: But we would be nuking a disputed territory that's technically mine!
Russiaball: Sucks to suck I guess.
Ukball: How about we take the Larry out of Larryland!
Usaball: Removing the first five letters of the country's name isn't gonna do shi-
[Pause]
Usaball: Ohhhhhh! I see what you mean.
[Cut to a CIA agent briefing Squidward during one of Larry's speeches.]
Squidward: Did you really have to kidnap me for this operation?
CIA Agent: Yes, now just snipe Larry and-
[Squidward shoots Larry in the head, killing him instantly.]
CIA Agent: Wow, I- I didn't expect you to do that so fast!
Squidward:. I just work as quickly as possible. Plus I have fantastic aim.
[Cut to Daddy Pig living in the Penis Lair]
Daddy Pig: Thanks for letting me stay with you, PenisMan.
PenisMan: Hey, it's the least I could do for my former sidekick.
Perch Perkins: *on tv* Hello Bikini Bottom or Peppa Pig World I don't fucking know at this point. Larry is dead.
Daddy Pig; WooHoo! Bye PenisMan. I think I could go back to living with my family now.
PenisMan: Ok, see you hopefully before the series finale!
[Cut to Squidward and SpongeBob at Olive Garden]
Squidward: So.... you used to be in love with Sandy?
SpongeBob: Yeah, but then I accidentally watched gay porn and I haven't been the same since.
Squidward: Ah.
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