Bad Bag Incident

This page describes an event.
The Bad Bag Incident was when Ronald emerged from his grave on October 7th, 1997, previously presumed dead for almost 2 years. He had been in a death-like coma after eating a bad spice bag and upon awakening he went and got a proper one.
== Background ==
On December 6th, 1995, Rongo went to get a spice bag at a local shop in Dublin. Upon starting the consumption of said spicy bag, he was seen going limp and falling to the ground. When paramedics arrived to help, Ronald was completely unresponsive and announced dead on the scene. 
Rontle was transported to the Dublin City Morgue before later having his funeral held at Christ Church Cathedral and was buried on December 8th. Ronald was thought to be dead for close to two years until he emerged on October 7th, 1997. Witnesses saw what they described as "a dirty, distraught and unbelievably fast nan" jumping the fence of the cemetery and running down to the shops.
Ronald was witnessed grabbing the door to the spice bag shop of his choice and attempting to pull down the iron bars blocking the door. The employees let him in and after finally eating his first spice bag in 22 months he soon returned to his normal state.