Turns Out I Can't Sing (Spongebob From The Top Song)

Turns Out I Can't Sing is a musical number located within the latter half of Spongebob: From The Top Season 5. It is sung by Sandy while instructing a Karate class. It starts out small-scale and basic, but gradually becomes grander and grander until it's a stellar, well-choreographed Broadway performance.
== Lyrics ==
[A funkyass instrumental starts playing]
SANDY (spoken): Does anyone else hear music right now?
STUDENTS (spoken): No.
SANDY (spoken): Huh... Now I don't know this for sure... But I think I'm supposed to be singing right now--
(Singing)
(Verse 1)
Well I'm here teaching a class
That kid right there might not pass
THE KID (spoken): Hey!
(Bridge)
SANDY (continued singing): But hey
I guess it's still possible
His performance today
Was passable
(Chorus)
I am sick of this whole thing
Because I really cannot sing
(No I can't, no I can't)
I really can't
(Really can't)
Really can't
(Really can't)
Really really can't 
Can't sing 
(Verse 2)
Onto the second verse 
What do I do
Am I allowed the curse?
[A crew member approaches her and whispers in her ear]
(Spoken)
Okay.
(Continued singing)
(Bridge)
I might be
Just might be
Getting the hang of this
(Chorus 2) (The big Broadway breakdown)
I can sing
I learned a lot from my self training
Because I really can
(Really can)
Really can
Really can
I
(Really can)
Really can 
Really can
(Outro)
It's as easy as karate, maybe even more
Anybody can hop on board
Because
Singing 
Is 
So
Incredibly easy (high note)
Category:Songs
Category:Sandy Cheeks
Category:Bossco Studios