Gardevoir vs Gallade

centre|thumb|480x480pxGardevoir vs Gallade is the 61st episode of Video Game Rap Battles. It features the Pokemon, Gallade rapping against the Pokemon, Gardevoir. It was released on June 12th 2021.
== Cast ==
Cam Greely as Gallade
Sailorurlove as Gardevoir
== Lyrics ==
(Note: Gallede is in green, and Gardevoir is in pink)
=== Gallade ===
You must have been hit with confusion to step in here battling me 
Is this hypnosis? You rap me to sleep cause I know you can't tackle an actual beast 
I'mma shatter your screens and your dazzling gleams 
And then sweep up a bag of your magical leaves 
Cause like Kalos elite, you'll be nothing, hype 
I guess that fighting's not your type 
This evolution's justified, so it's best that you hide, knowing your timid nature 
You're just the rough draft that they mastered much later 
I'm Alpha Omega, you just are my Beta and when I go mega, then it's time to duel 
But when you go mega, then it's time to dance? 
Well you don't want that, cause these swords that I slash 
Gonna blast you in half with this massive attack 
=== Gardevoir ===
It's sad you attack, I resist, your fad was a flash and you missed 
This "rapper's" a trash slinging slasher that's dripping with ice picks all over his wrists 
Insist on a fight, then this hyper voice talks back, think that you're special? I thought that 
It would be obvious and dawn on you trainers would rather use your stone to get a frostlass 
Send your teeny fists and you'll learn I'll blast them back 
Need my healing wish when I Will-O Wisp cause my burns half your attacks 
You take my schtick, I'll just make a trick and regain my name the same, claim it's your type 
So why am I the one in all the fighting games? 
=== Gallade ===
What a disgrace, that flow is the same as black holes you create 
It's empty with space, now I'mma leave Gardevoir without a trace 
Your ability's about to change, when I pixelate you with these blades 
And the only ones that gonna miss your embrace, are the furries that frequent your Rule 34 
Look at all the porn that they made, there's kids who are playing this game 
But every time that I go Google your name, It's a pain cause my history must be erased 
Save face and teleport away, battlin' or on the stage, I beat you all the same 
You were cool in Generation 3, but now you been replaced 
Even Wally knew, the second time around, to pick Gallade 
=== Gardevoir ===
Can you see what I'm thinking? Hmm...you suck 
If you think you've got an edge, I'll leave this psycho cut 
If you really think this combat's close, then I'mma eat them dreams 
Cause you don't learn a decent fighting move till' Level 63 
Back off, I disarm your whack claws 
You're Wally's award from Norman cause you all just suck off 
So just mark this track lost with that porn you've seen to have read 
We all know you're just frustrated your Evo's a sausage fest 
== Trivia ==
*This is the first battle to feature a Gardevoir and Gallade.
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