Jared Rollins

"You've got the best Thai boxing here, man. Why you tripping?" - Rollins trying to calm Dorian Price down when Dorian was getting worked up thinking Team Serra was going to pick him versus Ben Saunders for the second prelim.
"His heart-- He wants to fight, but his body is screaming for a pencil and a desk." - Rollins making fun of Bowman.
"Barrera got fucking handled in practice." - Jared snickering about Matt Hughes beating up Dan Barrera ruthlessly.
"I thought that was pretty fucked up, him getting down on us. Tommy and I haven't even fought yet. A couple of times, I wanted to walk out. I was over it. I'm not trying to hear a bunch of drama and nonsense because you're upset about... what we couldn't even figure out, really." - Jared on Hughes's bitching after the Barrera-Ben fight.
"I feel like this is a shot I should have had a long time ago." - Jared.
"This is fucking weird, man. This is fucking weird, man. The motherfucker I'm fighting is sitting right here eating breakfast. (imitates George's Australian accent repeating after George responded) With a smile on his face." - Jared on the morning of the seventh prelim with George.
"I'll whoop his ass." - Jared on George.
"Of course I'm disappointed. I got knocked out." - Jared.
"I didn't come here to get my ass kicked. I'm crying like a little bitch." - Jared.
"Tough times don't last. Tough people do." - Jared.
"Who shit in our fucking toilet, dawg?" - Jared to War Machine, pissed off. Jared slapped and/or landed a weak left hook to War Machine's cheek and War Machine slammed him down hard.