Crazy Wolfgang

Crazy Wolfgang is an eccentric caravan merchant specializing in the sale of junk. He wanders the wasteland in 2277.
==Background==
Wolfgang is an eccentric salesman, playing up a "crazy" persona to make sales for his wide inventory of mostly random junk. He can be traded with for a wide variety of wasteland finds.The Lone Wanderer: "Tell me about your trade caravan."Crazy Wolfgang: "I scour the wasteland for the very best pieces of trash, the height of detritus, and the veritable pick of the litter. It's all valuable to someone. And I always make sure to make my rounds through Canterbury Commons. Their mayor, Roe, always has a place for a clever junkman like myself."(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)The Lone Wanderer: "I'm here to buy."Crazy Wolfgang: "Nothing but the highest quality leftovers, junk, and crap!"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)The Lone Wanderer: "I'm here to buy."Crazy Wolfgang: "Crazy Wolfgang's got just what you need! Assuming you need the random junk that I've got."(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)Crazy Wolfgang: "Welcome, sir or madam, to Crazy Wolfgang's Traveling Junk Store! The Depot of Detritus, the Shop of Slop, and the Caravan of Crap! Now, what odds and ends can I, the Craziest of all possible Wolfgangs offer to you?"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)Crazy Wolfgang: "Got some junk to unload? I'm buying!"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)Crazy Wolfgang: "Trading caps for crap, step right up!"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)Crazy Wolfgang: "A friend with deep pockets is a friend indeed! Welcome to my shop!"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)Fallout 3 Official Game Guide Game of the Year Edition p. 67: "Crazy Wolfgang:Wolfgang might act insane, but he only plays the madman for sales. His inventory is mostly random junk, making him useful for finding custom-weapon components or just cashing in gear for caps." 
Uncle Roe states that Wolfgang is aware that his choice of shop specialty is unusual and won't, in and of itself, draw a big crowd, so he adopted the persona of a rather eccentric traveling merchant to draw people in. He also considers his use of the terms junk, garbage, and other such terms to describe his wares to be a very successful marketing ploy.The Lone Wanderer: "Do you have any traders that deal with miscellaneous goods?"Uncle Roe: "That'd be Crazy Wolfgang: he does repairs and general supplies. But he prefers to call himself a "junk dealer." "(Uncle Roe's dialogue) If the Lone Wanderer fully invests in Wolfgang's caravan, he will be grateful for their contributions and thank them by gifting them a set of Stealth Boys.Crazy Wolfgang: "I hear you're the one who's so deeply invested in my junk. Not as deeply as me, of course, but who is, really? I picked up some Stealth Boys the other day, and they seemed like just the way to thank you for your investment. Kudos!"(Crazy Wolfgang's dialogue)
==Daily schedule==
Crazy Wolfgang, like all merchants, follows a winding course around the eastern half of the map, stopping at Megaton, Rivet City, Canterbury Commons, Arefu, Evergreen Mills, Paradise Falls, Temple of the Union, and Agatha's house.
==Interactions with the player character==
===Interactions overview===
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===Quests===
* Merchant Empire: Initially, Wolfgang has a Repair skill of 15, but investing via Uncle Roe into his caravan expands his inventory, and his Repair skill jumps to 75. This allows him to repair to 85% condition. After the second investment, he rewards the Lone Wanderer with between five and seven Stealth Boys, depending on level.
==Inventory==
==Notes==
* Agatha includes a shout out to her "old friend" Crazy Wolfgang in her broadcast, saying, "No one can scour the Wasteland and find such oddities as you."Agatha: "This next piece is dedicated to my old friend Crazy Wolfgang. No one can scour the Wasteland and find such oddities as you."(Agatha's dialogue)
* After fully investing in his caravan, he will then have the highest Repair skill of all the caravan merchants. Equipping him with a repairman jumpsuit (reverse-pickpocket) will boost his Repair to 80 (88% condition), giving him workman's coveralls will boost it to 85 (91% condition). This leaves him vulnerable to injury or death. If one is not present when he dies, they may lose the item they chose to equip him with when his corpse disappears from the game.
==Notable quotes==
==Appearances==
Crazy Wolfgang appears only .
==Gallery==
FO3 Wolfgang endslide.jpg|Crazy Wolfgang ending slide
==References==
Non-game
Category:Fallout 3 human characters
Category:Fallout 3 merchants
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