Spat Pratt/Transcript

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* (episode begins at the Chum Bucket roof)
* Plankton: So my plan is......
* (Plankton holds up a clipboard)
* Plankton: I get a Krabby patty by looking it up on the internet!, I will learn that formula, I can already taste it!
* (Plankton's saliva becomes a river)
*Kids: Pool!
*Mother: Oh no you don't! That is a pool of drool! You'll get all dirty, father! Take them inside!
*Father: I'm on it!
*(He takes them back inside, making the kids cry, and seats them, back with Plankton)
*Plankton: Now, lets do this thing!
*(Slides down a ramp on a wagon and enters the Krusty Krab)
*Mr. Krabs: Oh no you don't!
*(Tries catching him but fails, Plankton grabs someone's computer)
*Customer: Hey! That was my computer! (Slurps his drink)
*Plankton: It's mine now!
*(Leaves the Krusty Krab)
*Mr. Krabs: Well, at least Plankton did not steal my formula!
*(Back in the Chum Bucket)
*Plankton: Now.... time to search it up on the Web!
*(Gets his hand on the keyboard and Types in KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA)
*Plankton: Lets see here..... KRABBY PATTY..... SECRET FORMULA..... wait Krabby Patty starts with a K? Oh well!
*(Hits ENTER)
*Plankton: Hit enter now Plankton! Now lets see what are the results! Oooh BottomTube video, Krusty Krab Training Video!
*(Clicks the video)
*Plankton: Now lets watch!
*(Zooms in to the screen, Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab)
*Mr. Krabs: Hi there! Welcome to the Krusty Krab! You will learn all about making a Krabby Patty! First you get a-
*(Plankton falls asleep as Mr. Krabs continues to talk, Time Card)
*French Narrator: 3 hours later...
*(Plankton wakes up)
*Mr. Krabs: After it's done, serve it to the customer!
*Plankton: ALRIGHT I GET IT, NOW TELL ME THE *dolphin chirp* FORMULA!!!
*Mr. Krabs: If you're watching this video and have a Sailor Mouth, watch your language! *laughs*
*Plankton: *sigh*
*Mr. Krabs: Now..... get ready
*(Plankton gets a notebook and pencil, he prepares)
*Mr. Krabs: Are you ready? Are you sure? Are you memorizable? Are you TRYING TO STEAL MY FORMULA, PLANKTON!?
*(A message pops up, saying "Are You Plankton?")
*Plankton: Hmmm, lets see.... uhhhh no!
*(Plankton clicks NO)
*Mr. Krabs: Okay boy'o! The secret formula is-
*(Message pops up, saying "Will You Donate a Penny to Me?")
*Plankton: Uhhhh.... *thinks*
*Mr. Krabs: *hallucination* No Penny? No Formula!
*(Thought bubble disappears)
*Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
*(Clicks YES)
*Plankton: *pants* I hope that was worth it!
*(Video continues)
*Mr. Krabs: A Penny? No Formula!
*(Plankton rages)
*Plankton: WHAT!?
*(Mr. Krabs talks)
*(Plankton throws a massive tantrum and rips his notebook and screams at the top of his lungs)
*Plankton: RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!! *white stuff comes out*
*Mr. Krabs: Just kidding!
*(Plankton stops)
*Plankton: Oh.... 
*(Plankton seats)
*Mr. Krabs: Here I go....... it's just a Patty, Some of that Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese, Pickles, and some condiments all put on a bun! Sorry!
*( A :( face appears on the screen)
*Plankton: DANG THIS PIECE OF CRAP!!!
*(Plankton throws the computer out the window, hitting a head)
*Bike Man: Ow!
*(Bike Man falls to the ground and Plankton runs as an alarm sounds, at Jellyfish Fields)
*Plankton: Man! My plan has failed! I wish I could SOMEHOW wish the REAL STUFF, and the REAL FLAVORS!!!
*(Plankton gets a lightbulb)
*Plankton: Ah ha! I will-
*(SpongeBob watches)
*SpongeBob: Sorry,Plankton
*(SpongeBob Leaves as Plankton laughs evily, later at the Chum Bucket)
*Plankton: Every plan fails! All of them! A through D, I'm on E right now! What's the plan Karen?
*Karen: Plan E is supposed to be a disguise
*Plankton: Disguise!?
*Karen: A disguise as the spatula shiner, Spat Pratt
*(A image of Spat Pratt is shown on Karen's screen)
*Karen: Here is the costume
*(Karen uses her 3D printer to make a costume)
*3D Printer: Ding!
*(Costume comes out)
*Karen: Now wear it
*(Plankton puts it on)
*Plankton: My evil plan worked! Hah-
*Karen: Voice!?
*Plankton: *coughs* My evil plan worked!
*Karen: Good! Now steal that formula
*(Plankton laughs)
*Plankton: Time to get out!
*(Plankton leaves the Krusty Krab)
*Spat Pratt: Now..... Hey SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Spat Pratt!!! My favorite celebrity on the list!
*Spat Pratt: I've came here to visit you...
*SpongeBob: Visit me and the Krusty Krab?
*Spat Pratt: Uhh....
*(Inside the Costume)
*Plankton: Karen? Should I say yes or no?
*Karen: Yes! That's why you're on top of me!
*Plankton: *sigh* Fine!
*Spat Pratt: Yes I did came to visit you, I inspect spatulas
*(Snatches his spatula and breaks it with his knee)
*Spat Pratt: Oops!
*SpongeBob: Oh no! My spatula broke! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*Spat Pratt: Sorry Mr. SquarePants, I did not mean to-
*SpongeBob: *cries* That's okay, I forgive you
*(Spat Pratt smiles)
*Spat Pratt: You know what I can offer you?
*SpongeBob: What!?
*Spat Pratt: Hop on this bike to an amazing spatacular ride!
*SpongeBob: Haha, spatacular!
*Spat Pratt: Oh, shut up!
*(Transtion to the desert)
*SpongeBob: So, where is this spatula emporium?
*Spat Pratt: It's uh, here!
*(Steps on sand, his foot burns)
*Spat Pratt: AHHHHHH!!!
*(He jumps high and his butt lands on a cactus)
*Spat Pratt: OW!!!
*(Spat Pratt which is Plankton and Karen in disguise start saying bad words, which is dolphin chirping)
*Plankton and Karen: *dolphin chirps*
*SpongeBob: You okay guy?
*Spat Pratt: Yes, fine!
*SpongeBob: Okay, Spatty! *laughs*
*Spat Pratt: DON'T CALL ME SPATTY!!!
*SpongeBob: Oh shut up!
*Spat Pratt: STOP IT!!!!!!!
*French Narrator: 3 days later...
*(SpongeBob draws on the sand with a stick)
*SpongeBob: Already, Spat Pratt?
*Spat Pratt: Yes 
*(Spat Pratt falls to the ground)
*Spat Pratt: Here it is, I builded it for you!
*(Sees the Spatporium, SpongeBob's eyes sparkle)
*
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