Mall Stars (Dash and Smash)/Script

Nut: "Hey, Tie!"
Tie: "Hey, Nut! You're working as an intern in the Egg Mall too?"
Nut: "Indeed, Tie the Lemur."
Tie: "That's nice!"
Nut: "Wait a second, why is my working place destroyed?"
Sonic: "Please get out of the way, kids. We're demolishing this place."
Tails: "Yeah, we're-"
Nut: "I'm gonna call the Avian Alliance if you don't-"
Gloria: "Oh yeah? Be lucky you won because of our kids."
Nut: "Oh, thanks for reminding me!"
Amy: she stares at Gloria
Gloria: "What?"
Cream: "Do we always have to destroy Eggman's stuff? Do we have to completely ruin his life?"
Sonic: "Well, prevent him from getting money from customers of this mall."
Cream: she sighs "Fine."
Tie: "Mom?"
Tangle: "Sorry, Tie, but it's to make sure Eggman doesn't get more power. Besides, I'm gonna have a lot of fun with this. I'll still make sure not to fight you, because there were no other internships you could work in, so I completely understand."
Candy: “Hey, Freedom Fighters! Come and Freedom Fight us!”
Sally: “You know what? Fine. If you lose, we are going to destroy this place. If we lose, we will leave it alone. We don’t care enough to just destroy this place without spending any time to just give you a deal.”
Nut: “Your Majesty, you pick 3 of your fighters for each round, and I pick 3 of mine. However, I have a better idea. Instead of just some fighting, we compete in many different ways, though attacks are allowed in all of them.”
Sally: “Sounds fun to me. We will give each other ideas.”
Nut: “First, a normal 3 versus 3 battle, best of three. Defeat all your opponents and you win a round.”
Sally: “Second, a 3v3 battle, but all fighters have HP teleporters, which teleport them back to their starting point when they lose enough HP to their opponent.”
Nut: “Third, keeping Power Stones. Hold at least 10 power stones total for 15 seconds, and your team wins.”
Sally: “Fourth, heat zone. First team to stay in it for at least 50 seconds wins, with the opposing team staying on it not hindering another’s progress.”
Nut: “Fifth, soccer. Be the first team to send the ball to your opponents’ goal.”
Sally: “Sixth, stars. We have tech for this. You get a star after defeating an enemy. Defeated enemies drop all their stars. Hold 20 stars for 15 seconds, and your team wins.”
Nut: “Seventh, heist. Be the first to break open your opponent’s safe located at the other end of the arena.”
Sally: “Lastly, robot base. A base creates a robot that sometimes attacks your opponents, but has their main goal being to destroy your enemy’s base. It’s like the heist, but the base creates a robot if you get more nuts than your opponent.”
Nut: “Good ideas, Sally.”
Sally: “That’s why I can play with you for a bit, Not much is wrong with letting this mall stay intact.”
Nut: “Let the games begin.”
Supermarket: Knockout
Nut: “Cake, Candy, and Cookie, you go, girls!”
Cake: “Let’s spread the fun!”
Candy: “And finish them off fast!”
Cookie: “Bad pun, but what I’m gonna do is chase them to their loss!”
Sally: “Tails and Cream, you know what to do. And I guess we need a tank too. Knuckles, you go.”
Cream: she sighs “Fine.”
Round 1
Cake: she uses her spreadshot gun and shoots a barrage of spreading boxing gloves that hits the 3 many times
Knuckles: “No!”
Cream: she sends her Chao flying at Cake
Cake: she dodges the attacks “This reminds me of Free-For-All Stars. Except we can dodge!”
Candy: "And we have more than one attack, you know? Aside from a super? That wouldn't be against the rules." she uses her gatling boxing glove gun and quickly shoots at Knuckles
Knuckles: "I don't know why I've been dragged into this. I am supposed to-"
Tails: "Why can't you just have a bit of fun, Knux?"
Knuckles: "Fine, as long as you don't call me that anymore."
Tails: "Fine, Knuckles." he throws landmines everywhere "By the way, these can't destroy the mall for some reason."
Candy: "Hey, Mom! Look up there!" she points at the ceiling
Cream: she looks at the ceiling
An anvil dropped on Cream
Candy: she laughs
Cookie: she gets out a hammer and hits Tails with it
Tails: "I'm feeling dizzy." he said, while almost passing out
Knuckles: he holds Tails
Cake: she digs behind Knuckles and puts a bomb there
Knuckles: "Hey, you're not the only one to dig!" he punches the ground to hit Cake
Cake: "Oww..."
Knuckles: "I gotcha, Cake." he grabs Cake
Cookie: she shoots homing boxing gloves at Knuckles
Knuckles: he put Cake in front of the homing boxing gloves
Cake: she was knocked out
The Chao were about to attack Cookie
Candy: she shoots boxing gloves at the Chao very quickly and they continue to fly towards the enemies, specifically Cream
Cream: "This is why I'm reluctant about this. Though..." she heals Tails and Knuckles
Candy: she makes it rain anvils on the opponents
Cream: she was knocked out
Knuckles: he grabbed an anvil and threw it at Candy
Cookie: she throws dynamites at Tails and Knuckles and destroy the shelves
The shelves dropped cans on Knuckles
Knuckles: "Like that would hurt me."
Candy: she shoots a barrage of boxing gloves at Tails
Tails: he was knocked out
Knuckles: "OK, now you've done it!"
Cookie: she continues shooting homing boxing gloves at Knuckles
Knuckles: he runs away from the boxing gloves and hides behind the fruit stand
The boxing gloves hit the fruit stand and melons roll towards Candy and Cookie
Candy: she flies away from the rolling fruits
Knuckles: he digs and pops out of the ground, hitting Candy, and pinning her to the ground
Cookie: she shoots homing punching gloves at Knuckles and uses her ears to grab Knuckles
Candy: she shoots a barrage of boxing gloves at Knuckles
Knuckles: he was knocked out
Sally: gasp "How? All you used are attackers! I have a tank, a shooter, and-"
Nut: "You lost this round. Admit it."
Sally: "Fine."
Nut: "Round two!"
Round 2
Cake: "Guess what I can do." she creates a machine that grabs Knuckles
Cake and Candy: they keep shooting Knuckles with their boxing glove guns
Cookie: she shoots homing boxing gloves at Cream
Cream: "I'm sorry, I love you, kids, but... you know what? I just can't!"
Knuckles: "Oh, darn it."
Cream: "Sally, just-"
Nut: "Nope, that's against the rules."
Sally: "Why don't we just throw everyone in the action?"
Nut: "So that we don't make a battle that already doesn't resemble Free-For-All Stars that much resemble it less."
Sally: "Fine."
Tails: "Cream, what's wrong? I feel like they do want to train with you! You are more than capable."
Cream: she sighs "Fine. The reason I let my Chao attack them in the first round was because I was going insane over the fact that we had to fight our kids." she sends her Chao to attack Cake
Cake: she uses her spreadshot boxing glove gun to defeat the Chao
Candy: she gets a Chao and throws it at Cream
Cream: "Hey! That's low! By the way, I don't want to even use good manners when you're behaving like this because I absolutely cannot tolerate Chao-"
Cookie: she throws the other Chao at Cream and they bounce around the arena like a pinball, hitting all 3 many times
Cream: "Grrr... you will be grounded-" she was knocked out
Tails and Knuckles were knocked out too
Cookie: "2-0! We win!"
Team Nut Wins!
Culinary Cravings: Respawn Battle
Nut: "Respawn battle?"
Sally: "Gloria, Tony, and Tails."
Nut: "Smash, Rodney, and Goldie!"
Start!
Smash: she spins with her hammer and hits Gloria
Rodney: he pecks at Tails quickly
Tails: he creates a machine that shoots spreading and homing bullets extremely quickly
Rodney is defeated
Goldie: she uses Lightning Whip and attacks Tails and his machine multiple times
Gloria: she uses Red Burst and knocks out Goldie
Smash: she uses her hammer and slams Tails to the ground, defeating him
Gloria: "Only 1 knockout!"
Smash: she does a hammer spin, hitting Tony
Tony: he uses his Fire Shield and dashes away, then dashes back at Smash
Smash: she hits Tony like a baseball
Tony bounces around the map and accidentally knocks out Tails and Gloria
Smash: "3 knockouts!"
Tony: he was feeling dizzy
Smash: she hits Tony one last time
Tony: he was knocked out
Gloria: after she respawns, she uses Violet Void and knocks out Rodney, Smash, and Goldie
The 3 kids respawn and get defeated with Violet Void again
Gloria: her Violet Void stops
Tony: after the kids respawn, he uses his elemental blast and knocks them out in one blast
Team Sally Wins!
Sally: "And I would love to have them next game, but it's not fit for them. Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles, come to the Jewelry Store!"
Jewelry Store: Gem Collecting
Sonic, Amy, and Knuckles run to Sally
Sally: "Sonic and Knuckles collect gems, while Amy, you play offense."
Amy: "Got it, Sally!"
Sonic: "Collecting gems is our strength, after all. Right, Knuckles?"
Knuckles: "Right."
Rouge: "Why couldn't I do the job?"
Sally: "Amy is better at offense, and we don't want a team that is pure treasure hunting. Remember, if you defeat an opponent in this game, they get teleported back to their starting point, but drop all their gems."
Amy: "You know what? Take Rouge. She can fly, unlike me."
Sally: "Fine, Rouge, you go."
Rouge: "All of the world's gems are mine to keep!"
Knuckles: "I still don't trust you. You better not do anything..."
Dash, Flash, and Goldie: "We will show you how bad your strategy is. We're speedy and have great attacks! Take that!"
Sonic: "You're just kids."
Dash: "Explain how Knuckles, Tails, and Cream got defeated by 3 8 year olds? Our team is an 8 year old and 2 kids who are a decade old!"
Flash: "This battle will be too easy. Bring it on, Dad! You're too BOAR-ing for this game. Well, I guess not, because I love fighting you."
Dash: he jumps very high and homing attacks Rouge and Knuckles, and runs to the gem vault
Flash: "We'll get them for you, Dash!"
Goldie: she shoots ice blue cube projectiles at Knuckles, Rouge, and Sonic
Sonic: he dodges the projectiles
Flash: she tries zapping Sonic
Sonic: he dodges and homing attacks Dash
Dash: he grabs Sonic by the quill and does a ground slam, slamming him to the ground, dealing lots of damage to him
Smash: "You learned from the best, Dash!"
Dash: "Thanks, Smash!"
Knuckles: he punches Dash
Dash: he dodges
Knuckles: he stays on the gem vault
Rouge: she tries kicking Dash
Dash: he dodged all of Rouge's attacks
Sonic: he spindashed at Dash
Dash: he was hit by Sonic and sent to the wall
Flash: she zaps Rouge
Team Sally Countdown Start!
Dash: "Uh oh."
Goldie: she was about to attack Knuckles
Sonic: he homing attacked Goldie, and made her drop her Super Wispon
Goldie: "Oh, crud."
Sonic: he grabs Goldie by the quills and spins in the air, then slams her to the ground, then does the stomp attack
Knuckles: "I am the guardian of the Chaos and Master Emeralds, after all. Good job with the offense, Sonic and Rouge. You aren't half bad!"
Team Sally Wins!
Sally: "See? I have a tank, a speedster, and a damage dealer. Originally, I was gonna use Amy instead of Rouge, but Rouge is faster and can actually fly."
Arcade: Heat Zone
Cream, Amy, and Knuckles: "Excuse me, Sally, choose us!"
Sally: "OK, then! You're a great combination."
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm: "We support each other, so you'll have a hard time beating us. Also, we are the Musical Mongooses!"
Start!
Melody, Harmony, and Rhythm go to the heat Zone
Amy: she hammer spins the 3
Knuckles and Cream: they arrive at the Heat Zone too
Harmony: she uses her microphone and screams many times, dealing AOE damage to Amy, Knuckles, and Cream
Rhythm: she uses her drumsticks like swords and attacks them all
Melody: she was being attacked by Knuckles
Rhythm: she gets a boombox that boosts and heals allies, and damages enemies
Melody: "Take that!"
The 3 attack the trio quickly and when the 3 heroes go to the heat zone, they get defeated by the boombox except Knuckles
Harmony: "Take that!"
Team Nut Wins!
Amy: "Darn it."
Garden: Soccer
Nut: “You have to use your legs to kick the ball, of course, since it’s soccer.”
Sally: “Sonic and Amy have the strongest legs, and Sonic is a speedster. Speaking of legs, Rouge, come here.”
Rouge: “I’m in the team!”
Nut: “Nice picks, Sally. I choose Dash and Flash again, and Bash’s legs are stronger than Smash’s.”
Flash: “No, pick Smash. She can use her rock powers to give herself strong legs. She can actually be a goalkeeper too!”
Sally: “Let the games begin!”
Start!
Dash: he tries running towards the ball
Sonic: he gets the ball first and runs away from everyone
Smash: “Not so fast, my father boar.”
Sonic: he kicks the ball above Smash
Smash: she jumps high and uses the back of her foot to kick the ball away
Amy: she gets the ball by jumping “Good pass, my girl.”
Flash: she shoots lightning bolts at Amy
Dash: he quickly punches and kicks Amy
Amy: she kicks the ball at her opponents’ goal, but gets knocked out
Dash: he ran to the ball and tried kicking to the goal
Rouge: she got the ball
Flash: she sends a thundercloud at Rouge
Rouge: after many zaps, she got defeated by the thundercloud
Flash: he kicked the ball at the goal
Amy: she respawned, and tried stopping the ball from reaching her goal, but failed to do so
Team Nut Wins!
Flash: “Take that, Mom! Take that, Dad! I am SOW sorry for attacking you.”
Amy: “It’s OK, Flash. Good game, my girl.”
Flash: “Thanks!”
Rooftops: Stars
Sally: “Team Wispon, go! That means you, Whisper, Gadget, and Gloria.”
Nut: “Oh no! Their team is amazing! Smash, be our tank, Rhythm, be our support, and Bash, be our attacker.”
Rhythm: “Let’s go, team!”
Smash: “Hooray for Team Nut!” she laughs “Team Nut? That’s hilarious.”
Rhythm: “Stop.”
Smash: “OK! Let’s do this!”
Scene cuts to Team Nut suffering Wispon attacks from Whisper, Gadget, and Gloria
Smash: “Let’s not do this.”
Rhythm: “We are a terrible team against them. We’d need more than just 3 to defeat that wolf couple and their hedgehog friend.”
Smash was knocked out and Whisper gets the last star
Rhythm: “We lose.”
Nut: “Yeah, that team is too amazing.”
Team Sally Wins!
Sally: “Why didn’t I choose this team earlier? They could’ve won us that first game.”
Bank: Heist
Sally: “Hmm, Espio is stealthy, being a ninja, Knuckles has experience guarding the Master Emerald, and Tangle can pull opponents away from our safe, so team selected!”
Nut: “Perry is a parrot who could imitate sounds, Sly can turn invisible, and Glimmer can fly fast, so she can get to the safe easy.”
Start!
Knuckles: he stays near the safe
Sly: she becomes invisible and attacks the safe
Glimmer: she flies towards the safe without any obstacles in the air in her way and does a spin jump bounce in the safe
Knuckles: he punches Glimmer many times
Glimmer was defeated, but the safe was broken open
Sly: she becomes visible again “And tada! That’s how we do it.”
Tangle: “We could have won if it weren’t for Sly, but I could’ve gotten Glimmer away.”
Team Nut Wins!
Engine Room: Robot Base
Sally: “Come on, Team Wispon! Let’s win again!”
Nut: “Sly, Bea, and Glimmer, let’s end this well.”
Start!
Team Wispon keeps grabbing nuts with their grappling hooks and brings it to their robot bases
Sly: she becomes invisible and attacks the robot base
A level 4 robot appears
The robot attacks Glimmer and Bea who were flying, and along with Team Wispon, destroys the enemy robot base
Team Sally Wins!
Sally: “And we’re tied!”
Nut: “So what?”
Sally: “All out battle! My team versus your team! And the winner gets 100,000 Mobiums! Team members can attack their own team members, and heal them too.”
Theaters: Solo Showdown
Team Wispon just attacks everyone and then uses Indigo Asteroid to defeat everyone
Sally: “I get to destroy this mall!”
Nut: “Aww…”
Tie: “Hey! Where will we have our internship, then?”
Sally: “We will think about it later.”
Gadget: he uses Red Burst and defeats the other members of Team Wispon
Sally: “And Gadget gets my honor.” she gives Gadget 100,000
Nut: “Good game, Sally.”
Sally: “Good game, Nut. And as for your internship… wait, don’t you have an army?”
Nut: “Some of it. Bean, my Dad owns the entire thing, but I want to have another internship so that I can earn money and pass school.”
Sally: “I know what you and Tie can be.”
Amy and Cream’s Chao Care Sanctuary
Tie: “They’re so cute! This is worth college credit.” she feeds Chao some fruit
Nut: “Finally, an internship I don’t feel like I’m gonna get tired of.” he trains some Chao in Chao Karate
Amy: “Excellent work!”
Cream: “I feel like you are both doing great jobs taking care of them.”
Destruction of the Egg Mall
Sally: she puts dynamites everywhere in the mall and blows it up “Well, every little step to defeating Eggman counts, after all.”
The End!
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