A Rockhoof and a Easy Place

Musical Guest: Maddie Poppe
Special guest - Andrew Keegan
Act 3 - Audience member (played by Jaeden Martell) introduces Maddie's first musical performance 
Act 3 - Audience member (played by Jaeden Martell) introduces Maddie's second musical performance 
== Quotes ==
Audience member (Jaeden): ladies and gentlemen, Maddie Poppe!
Maddie Poppe: I'm staring at the ceiling
The clock, it won't stop ticking
I feel like I've been sleeping for too long now
It's like my heart stopped beating
And now I'm hardly breathing
And I'm afraid of leaving scared to break down
And what am I waiting for?
'Cause I don't wanna wait no more
And I'm the only soldier in this lonely world
And I don't wanna fight myself no more
Maybe I was meant to run
Maybe I was born to bleed
I don't know who I'll become
But I'll be going going gone
And even if it starts to hurt
I wanna feel it 'til my whole heart bursts
'Cause I will be forever young
So I'll be going going going going 
Gone, gone (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Take me like I've been starving
Kiss me without a warning
I don't care where I'm going
Throw a dart at the map
'Cause I'm ready to be reckless
Care more so I could care less
Got money in my mattress
It's a start, yeah
And what am I waiting for?
'Cause I don't wanna wait no more
And I'm the only soldier in this lonely world
And I don't wanna fight myself no more
Maybe I was meant to run (maybe I was meant to run)
Maybe I was born to bleed (maybe I was born to bleed)
I don't know who I'll become
But I'll be going going gone (going gone)
And even if it starts to hurt
I wanna feel it 'til my whole heart bursts
'Cause I will be forever young
So I'll be going going going going 
Gone, gone (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm staring at the ceiling
The clock, it won't stop ticking
I feel like I've been sleeping for too long now
Maybe I was meant to run
Maybe I was born to bleed
I don't know who I'll become
But I'll be going going gone (going gone)
And even if it starts to hurt
I wanna feel it 'til my whole heart bursts
'Cause I will be forever young
So I'll be going going going going 
Gone, gone
Ivan: Now, didn’t you say you were gonna eat your hat? (So Long, Bikini Bottom plays) Well, there you go. Mmm. Yum-yum.
(yelps)
Student 1: Girl, that is yours to take home today.
Pinky: I know, I know. But I can’t stop. It’s ’cause I really want share those biscuits to my family. But… but when I get close, I get nervous, so… so I just share one and another
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape #374: Rockhoof
Narrator: End
Audience member (played by Jaeden): once again, Maddie Poppe
(crowd cheers)
Maddie Poppe: That was the way, that was the way it was
When you're five years old and don't have nowhere else to run
Except into your mother's arms, where she held you so tight
And you're scared of the dark so you sleep with your little night light
When you walked up to school and everyone there was your best friend
When you learned your numbers and shapes and played pretend
You didn't mind that your hair was a mess, you were so carefree
You didn't know how cold and cruel this world would one day be
We were just so young
We should have known
We should have known
That one day we'd hate our bodies and we'd orbit around buttons on a phone
We should have known
That one day we'd pluck our eyebrow hairs and wonder why the cool kids stared at me
Oh why'd it have to be
Our imaginations have run dry
We hate ourselves and have a nightly cry
And then we act like we're fine
It's bombs, don't ever let your children grow up
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
We would swing on the swings and jump off and pretend we could fly
But as soon as we blinked we grew up and we're junior high
So our dads dropped us off at the park and we stayed out 'till ten
So the makeup comes out and we think we need the perfect boyfriend
We were just so young
How didn't we know
How didn't we know
That we'd be independent on our own and lose more friends while traveling down the road
Oh, how didn't we know
That there's more to life than sleepovers and jocks turn out worse than the science nerds
But somehow that all gets blurred
And some relationships they end real fast
And though you want you might never get it back
The doors close just like that
It's depression and it's broken love, don't ever let your children grow up
(Oh oh oh oh oh oh)
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh
Uh uh uh, uh uh uh
We're no longer young
So now that we know
So now that we know
That this world could use some turning 'round, if only we could find some common ground
But it's up to us
And although at times it gets so rough, you have got to let your children grow up
Yeah, you have got to let your children, got to let your children grow up
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