Let's Go White Sox

Musical guest: Halsey - Colors 
Special Guest - Cast of Sing
Musical Numbers - Open Minded
== Quotes ==
Matthew McConaughey: Hi, I’m Matthew McConaughey, the voice of Buster Moon, many of you have written in with suggestions for episodes, you see, we've love to make their way to music industry, so the world would listen to their favourite songs. Enjoy.
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Miss Z!
Mr. Stockdale: Bring up camera three, and start the music cue in three, two, one.
Ryan Malloy: Man, oh Manhattan clam chowder! I can't believe it, the guy who introduced the show
Mr. Jimmy McGee: thanks so much for inviting your performers to be on h&j's show. 
Jodie: You're so excited, aren’t you, guys!
Ryan Malloy: Of course. I hope you're ready. As soon as h&j are done with the guest you're on.
Buster Moon: this is it, folks, as soon as the couple finishes talking to their guest, your on soon
relax, we’re gonna give it our all
Gunter: Yah, Wish we made an album
Henry: [walks off-stage] Thank you! We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor
Mr. Stockdale: Okay. You've got 30 seconds to fill while those little kiddies come back after their break
Ash: yes sir!
Johnny: hope the audience would love our singing
Meena: I’m so nervous
Ryan Malloy: Ladies and gentlemen, making their big "Henry and June Show" debut, it's The New Moon Troupe! [runs off, laughing]
[they open their suitcase, and take out some headsets. Then Shalala Lala plays as they lip sync, and the audience remains unimpressed. they add even more balls]
Narrator: Dateline: garage bus stop
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Stay where you are, there’s cartoons to cram. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, Life With Loopy....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Johnny VO:The gang and I were staking out this wedding, and dad had his eyes on all the gift bags filled with cash. Dad told me to pose as a piano playing prodigy. I had to take some piano lessons from Barry, who at the time didn’t know could play piano. So there we were, at the wedding, I was told to play while the others were taking the bags. At first I felt ridiculous playing an instrument I hadn’t played before. But then, as I continued to play, I felt great. VERY great. And then I started to sing.
Young Johnny: (singing) Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer! Count the headlights on the Highway! Lay me down in sheets of linen! You had a busy day today!
Big Daddy: Come on Johnny, wrap it up! Let’s go!
Young Johnny: Coming, dad!
(The gorilla gang are in there car as Johnny hums Tiny Dancer)
Big Daddy: Whatcha doing, Son?
Young Johnny: Humming that song I sang. It was great.
Big Daddy: I’m glad you had a blast son, but crime's serious business. One wrong move, and BAM! you get sent to the slammer. Stuff like singing will not only distract you, but can distract others, so don’t get distracted by all music stuff, got it?
Young Johnny: (sigh) Yes dad.
Big Daddy: That’s a good boy. (Laughs)
(Young Johnny stared out the window of the getaway car. Flashback ends as in the present, Johnny wraps up his story)
Johnny: And ever since that day, I secretly practiced singing to avoid getting scolded by my dad. Until the day I got the pamphlet for the Singing Contest. That’s when I really wanted to be a singer.
Henry: And how did the singing contest affect your relationship with your father?
Johnny: Horribly. I got too wrapped up in the contest that both the robbery job and the rehearsal were on the same day. So I tried doing both at once, but it backfired, resulting in both my dad and his gang getting arrested. Later on when I visited him in jail, I told him the truth, and he ended up not talking to me.
Audience: Awwwww!
Johnny: But when we put on the makeshift show, he heard me singing, and busted out of jail, and gave me a great big hug! And then he said, “I’m so proud of you”. 
Ash: And things will start out great for you. Until this guy starts seeing another girl named Becky and will leave you, and you’ll be nothing but a big sobbing mess. At last that’s what I’m predicting.
Meena: He won’t be like Lance, I assure you.
Ash: Lance who? Never heard of him before.
Gunter: Of course you have. He’s the dinkleshplat that broke your heart and left you hanging.
Ash: I have no idea who you’re talking about.
Rosita: (to Gunter) She’s in that phase where she pretends her ex-boyfriend doesn’t exist. Gives her more power.
Gunter: Oh. I don’t get it.
Brandon: Why are you trying to embarrass me in front of my friends?
Alyssa: Are you kidding me? They're the ones you should be embarrassed by.
July: Good luck with the show, guys.
Harry: Front row seats. Can't wait.
Harper: So? What song is the two gonna sing?
Dylan: No pressure, but the whole school is counting on us.
Nevaeh: Oh, relax. It's like what the saying goes, who's gonna beat singing kids?
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Ah, there you are, kids. Welcome back to the present. We've been waiting for you.
Nevaeh: Oh, at last. You are the bestest sidekick we ever had!
Harper: This isn't the dressing room
Alyssa: What on earth? 
Kim: Those are three toy puppies, they did a front flip
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Oh. So it is. I must have stopped on the wrong page.
Brandon: You stopped here on purpose! 
Danny: Why did you do that?
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Why don't you see for yourself?
Mr. Stockdale: And we're back on the air!
June: Phew, we're back and on with the show!
Henry: and it gives us pleasure that we introduce to you, the sibs, in our opinion, the best singers, the one and only, New moon troupe! 
Ash, Johnny, Meena, Rosita and Gunter: We're a group of animals 
Here to share our tale
When things go all wrong, nothing to do
But sing a happy song
This is a happy song, not a sad song
A feeling good song
When things have gone wrong, I have just one song
A song for days that we had fun during our movie
The best days that you've ever had
A song about how Buster stages an outdoor show. 
A song about Judith showing up to halt the show
A song where our families are in attendance
A song about animals drawn into the audience when the show is broadcast live on the news
Buster Moon: Yes, they’re my performers
Ash, Johnny, Meena, Rosita and Gunter: we are!
Buster Moon: Can you not tell?
Ash, Johnny, Meena, Rosita and Gunter: we can!
Buster Moon: They just wanted to perform for you
Now they feel like they missed a mouse
B, G, R, J, A and M: When you feel down, you must chase the blues away
And you can't face anyone from your hometown
Yes, when you feel frail and you wanna smile
Don't hit the trail, just inhale
Pull back your veil
And sing your happy song
AUDIENCE: Bravo! Bravo! 
Jimmy McGee: There you have it! Our very own New moon troupe performing the New and Improved Happy Song! AH-OOOOOGA!
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes.
Narrator: Tape 908 Blender
Narrator: End
Emily: Somebody's in love.
That aside, we're going to replace everything.
June: Okay Everybody, it's time to introduce...
Henry & June: Halsey! 
(Audience applausing)
Halsey: Your little brother never tells you but he loves you so
You said your mother only smiled on her tv show You're only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope I hope you make it to the day you're twenty-eight years old
You're dripping like a saturated sunrise You're spilling like an overflowing sink You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece And now i'm tearing through the pages and the ink
Everything is blue His ills, his hands, his jeans And now i'm covered in the colors pull apart at the seams And it's blue And it's blue
Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color He don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue
You were a vision in the morning when the light came through I know I've only felt religion when i've lied with you You said you'll never be forgiven till your boys are too And I'm still waking every morning but it's not with you
You're dripping like a saturated sunrise You're spilling like an overflowing sink You're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece And now I'm tearing through the pages and the ink
Everything is blue His ills, his hands, his jeans And now I'm covered in the colors Pull apart at the seams And it's blue And it's blue
Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color He don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue
Everything is grey His hair, his smoke, his dreams And now he's so devoid of color He don't know what it means And he's blue And he's blue
Mr. Jimmy McGee: You know, we get around a lot here......but the truth is, we care about each other. We're excited to be back because we want to address some serious issues. You know, do something we can all be proud of. 
(Everyone laughs) 
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Ha, ha! AH-OOGA! Still got it, ha, ha! 
(Zoom out to the studio)
Mr. Jimmy McGee: That was me. I used to think being on the show was something to laugh about. Truth is, 300 million Americans a day... could sign their autographs only to be the star of the show. To learn more about how to be on the show, you can visit this website. Bada bing, bada boom! Just yankin' ya, YUTZ-A-TOLAS! AH-OOOOGA!
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