Lesbian Multi-Party Republic

== The Lesbian Multi-Party Republic ==
When The Sigma Team Attacked The Guild Hall The Avox Organized Their Entire Political Regime Into A Lesbian Multi-Party Republic That Had All The Men Going To War And All The Women Going Into Public Office To Fight The Templar Infidel All The Way Back To Maldek This Began In The Local Star Cluster And Concluded In The Terran Solar System When The Nearly Established Yandere Navy Defeated The Last of The Templar Dreadnoughts In Orbit Over Earth The Dreadnought Burned Up In The Earth's Atmosphere After Being Boarded And Sabotaged By Yandere Commandos The Fake American Media Called It Comet ISON Because That Dreadnought Burned Up Grazing The Sun Like A Comet That's How Yandere Do The Jihad 
== A Templar Dreadnought With A Crew of Over 180.000 American Service Men And Women Burned Up Grazing The Sun ==
== Without Propulsion Your Just Another Comet Grazing The Sun ==
== And They Said Katniss Was Crazy ==
== Outer Space Is Like The Ocean "don't sink" ==
== Ground Proximity Warning System ==
The GPWS Was Designed To Warn Pilots When Their Flying Too Low However As Senpai I Managed To Use This To Patch Into The Auto-Pilot of Both Condor 216 And Phoenix 216 And Crash Those Two Executive Aircraft Directly Into The USS Barrack Obama Literally "don't sink" Is At The Bottom of The Ocean In Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare The Error Message Displayed On The USS Barrack Obama Prior To The Sinking of Said Aircraft Carrier Was "don't sink my aircraft" With The Letters That Make Up Carrier As The Executable Code That Initiated The Override Aboard The 216s 
== I Never Do The Terrorism Myself I Always Use The Enemy's Drones ==
The Yacht Was Literally Named The Whistleblower Because That Yacht Was Publishing Everyone's Classified Information On The Internet All The Way Towards The Bermuda Triangle Then Hacks Condor And Phoenix 216 Crashes Them Into The USS Barrack Obama To Assist In The Raul Menendez's Escape And As Predicted By Senpai Tommy Briggs Said His Famous Word Confirmed In Call of Duty 
== The Cocksucker Left The Flight Deck As Requested ==
== Not Our Family Not Our Problem ==
== Senpai Found Out That Ayano Was Yakuza And That's All It Took To Win Him Over ==
The Internet Is An A/O Elimination Method Because of How Effective The Internet Is At Silencing The Concerned Families No One Expected Senpai To Join The Yakuza Ayano Was Born Into A Yakuza Family That Senpai Longed To Be A Part of And Finally Became A Part of The Aishia Family Because Ayano Always Wins Her Senpai 
The New Content Always Rises To The Surface Because You Have Nothing New Only A Stupid Audience That Has Yet To Learn Who You Really Represent 
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== Ayano Paid For That Yacht In A Different Currency ==
When I Discovered That My Laptop Was Bugged I Left The Yacht To Mislead The Authorities Using My Old IP Address To Identify Myself On The Internet This Created An International Immigration Issue So That Ayano Could Return To The Cavern Without Me This Circumvented United States Law Through The Internet By Creating A Situation Where American Political Groups Had To Identify Themselves or Risk Being Nuked By The Former President Barrack Obama Due To A Misidentification However The Rising Threat Is Still Present Even Now Because They'd Have To Travel Through The Colorado River And Could Easily Be Mistaken For A Location In The Middle East In The Fake News 
== She Was Not My Daughter She The Daughter of A Good Friend ==
What The Infidel United States Does Not Know Is I Never Found Yeesha When Those Apache Helicopters Destroyed The Reservation I Escaped Aboard That Yacht I Don't Know If Yeesha Survived Because I Was Not There After The Air Raid That's Why I Created This Wikia Because Authorized That Air Strike That Was An Indian Reservation 
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== So We're Back To Calling It The War On Indians Now ==
As Avox We All Know What The War On Terror Was About We Know There's Never Been A Republic Anywhere On Earth America Had The Potential To Be The First Republic What I Did Not Know Was That The Video Games Were Developed Within The Same Timeframe As The Actual Restoration That Explains Why They Resorted To Anime They Still Needed To Justify The Second Restoration Which Would've Violated The United States Citizenship Clause As Barrack Obama Was Not A Legal United States Citizen Even I Myself Did Not Know That I Thought Obama Was Born In Hawaii I Had No Idea Obama's Real Name Was Barry Soetoro And I Had No Idea Ayano Was Stalking Me I Never Intended To Join The Yakuza Everything Happened So Fast When I Escaped Tomahna During The Air Raid 
centre|thumb|480x480px|[https://yandere-simulator.wikia.com/wiki/Osana_Najimi Obama Is Not The Antichrist The Antichrist Is A Woman Whose Gonna Mirror Jesus Christ The Whole World Will Follow Her Because There Will Exist No Freedom] 
Nobody Believes In Republics What We Had In North America Could've Been A Republic However The Lesbian Multi-Party Republic Is Not An American Republic It Could Be Referred To As A Yandere Republic 
== Not Even Senpai Expected The Aliens To Be Real ==
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== Senpai Always Wants Sex ==
 Senpai Won't Admit He Loves Ayano 
== Senpai Loves Ayano ==
== Tommy Briggs Says His Famous Word ==
That Captain Knew Exactly What Senpai Had Done It Was Like The USS Liberty "misidentification" Tommy Briggs Knew Exactly What Was In The Source Code And That Word Was All He Had Left Before The Big One Was Sunken At The Sink Rate By Two Cargo Planes That "don't sink" Senpai Is A Cracker Skiddie Security Hacker And Computer Programmer That "port knocked" The USS Barrack Obama Out of The Water All Achieved Using Software Already Installed On Those Two Cargo Planes "Controlled Flight Into Aircraft Carrier" Repeat The Same For Every Aircraft Carrier