DLC Trailer Music - Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA X

"DLC Trailer Music - Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA X" is a high quality rip of "DLC Trailer Music" from Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA X.
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== Jokes ==
There is no actual track titled "DLC Trailer Music" in Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA X.
Instead, the rip plays the commercial, but with the following changes:
*All instances of Hatsune Miku are replaced with a text-to-speech voice saying Alexander Pistoletov with the Hatsune Miku logo replaced with Alexander Pistoletov's last name in Japanese, ピストレトッフ.
*All instances of vocaloid are replaced with the same text-to-speech voice saying "vodka".
*At 0:55, Scott saying "Japan" is changed to the same text-to-speech voice saying "Russia".
*Throughout the entire rip, the phrase "NOT APPROVED FOR RELEASE" is placed on the bottom right corner.
*All footage and images of Hatsune Miku used in the commercial are replaced with various videos and images with Alexander Pistoletov.
*At 1:57, Hatsune Miku's name in the credits gets censored partway through scrolling up.
Time 	Joke 	Source
0:18, 1:02 - 1:03 	Я российский новый пират 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
0:21 	Vodka 	Stolichnaya Russian Vodka
0:26 - 0:32, 1:03 - 1:10, 1:42	Beloved Tomboyish Girl - Touhou 6: the Embodiment of Scarlet Devil	SiIvaGunner, turdl3
0:47 - 0:52 	Наш самолёт 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:03 - 1:10 	Gladiator 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:12 - 1:14, 1:22 - 1:28, 1:42	Aleksandr Pistoletov's face (mostly on Hatsune Miku's face) 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:28 	Half body shot of Aleksandr Pistoletov, while he's being naked 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:29 	Cropped meme of Aleksandr Pistoletov 	VK
1:30 	Мастер Йода 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:31 	Русская революция 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:33 	Я каратист 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
1:34 	АЛЕКСАНДР ПИСТОЛЕТОВ БРОСАЕТ ВЫЗОВ СТАСУ БАРЕЦКОМУ 	EventVloggerS
1:35 	Я новый пират 	Aleksandr Pistoletov
In addition, the credited composers are a mondegreen version of "Chokyoshi" and playing off "Scott, President of Domino’s Pizza", both said during the commercial.
== Transcript ==
Hello everyone, I’m Scott, President of Domino’s Pizza! Have you heard of Pistoletov? 
Today I'd like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Pistoletov: Domino's App featuring Alexander Pistoletov! 
Pistoletov exists in a software called vodka. Vodka enables you to produce songs. A character named Pistoletov sings the songs you create. A great feature is you can create songs as you like. I knew our talented Domino's Pizza crew could work together and create great vodka songs. Bokolo P, Esshi, Chokyoshi, Futitsukeshi, everyone! Amazing vodka songs have been created with the fantastic imagination of the crews from all over Russia! The challenge was successfully carried out; and this new collaborative app was produced. 
Based on Pistol’s image, the Domino's app changes its appearance a lot of music and illustrations produced by Domino's crew are here. From the menu to the order, it looks very cute, just like Pistoletov. Once your pizza is delivered, have some fun with Pistoletov! it comes with a social camera function and you can take various poses, pictures of Pistoletov. Very cool! And last, but not least, the live performance! Start the pizza stage live and point the camera towards the pizza box and the pizza box will turn into a live dancing venue. A live performance of Noviy Rossiyskiy Pirate produced by Domino's crew! Here we go!
== Gallery ==
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== See also ==
*"LUVORATORRRRRY! - Hatsune Miku: Project DIVA X" - A rip that also features Alexander Pistoletov released alongside this rip.
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