Fire and Ice spoof

A spoof by Hollytuft! Enjoy!
Fireheart: Hey Graystripe wanna annoy RiverClan?
Graystripe: But they might kill us! *Shivers*
Fireheart: Nonsense! *Punches Graystripe hard on the head*
Graystripe: Ow...
Fireheart: Get over it mousebrain!
Bluestar: *Stands over Fireheart* Don`t do that!
Fireheart: *Punches Bluestar 100 times hard on head*
Bluestar: *passes out*
Whitestorm: FIREKITTYPET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Fireheart around*
Fireheart: *Mews like kit* help! Help!
Graystripe: Hahahahahahahaha!
Whitestorm: *kills Fireheart* Firekittypet!
Bluestar: *wakes up* What happened?
Whitestorm: What happened is Firekittypet was killed! 
Bluestar: *dances victory*
Tigerclaw: What`s going on here?
Bluestar: Firekittypet was killed.
Tigerclaw: Yay! *Dances in circle*
Firekittypet: I`m dead.
*cats look at Fireheart* 
Bluestar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitestorm: What zombie...?
Fireheart: I am a zombie.
Whitestorm: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Runs and mews like a kit*
Fireheart: StarClan, sorry.
The next morning...
Whitestorm: Guys, yesterday did you see that zombie? 
Bluestar: Yes, everyone did.
Hollyleaf: Hi, I`m from the future. 
Bluestar: Really?
Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hollyleaf: Firestar is my father.
Bluestar: Wait. Who is Firestar?
Hollyleaf: idk.
Graystripe: *Jumps into future portal* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Firekittypet: Graystripe! Wa! *cries like a kit*
Whitestorm: THE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: *faints*
Graystripe: Hi, other myself
Other Graystripe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and hides*
Firestar: What the StarClan?
Hollynothing: I`m an invisible version of Hollyleaf. My name is Hollynothing.
Graystripe: Hi, Hollynothing. Wait, your a ghost... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs and hides in bush*
Hollynothing: ...
Whitestorm: Now I`m in the future!
Graystripe: *hugs Whitestorm* Protect me!!!!!!
Whitestorm: Okay, Graykit.
Graykit: Thanks. 
Back in camp...
Bluestar: Graystripe! Whitestorm! Where are you!!!!!!!!
Lionblaze: Hi, I`m also from the future.
Graynothing: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bluestar: Who was that?
Lionblaze: Don`t ignore us!!!!!!
Everyone: ...
Bluestar: Calm down!
Lionblaze: Never!
In the future...
Hollynothing: I`m not a ghost.
Graystripe: Yes you are!
Whitestorm: Shhhh... Graykit go to sleep. *Sings lullaby* 
Graykit: *Drinks from Whitestorm`s bottle*
Bluestar: *jumps in future portal*
Whitestorm: *Drops Graykit* Bluestar your here!
Bluestar: GRAYSTRIPE!!!!!!
Whitestorm: Whaa..?
Bluestar: How dare you do that!!!
Graykit: Mama I`m fine.
Bluestar: *Punches Graykit hard on head* Get your memory back!
Whitestorm: Don`t hurt my kit!
Bluestar: Hush.
Whitestorm: ...
Hollynothing: I can help!
Whitestorm: No you can`t Hollynothing!!!
Hollynothing: Grrr...
Back at camp...
Whitenothing: Where is everybody!?
Bluenothing: Right here.
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