New Super Mario Bros. Wii

For those who do not understand real comedy, here is the link to the REAL page on this game.
New Super Mario Bros Wii. was a game that failed in marketing. It was short, only 8 worlds (including a secret 9th world). Basically, you had to chase Bowser Jr. and whup the asses of the Koopalings while looking for Princess Peach. She pretty much got cooped up in a cage at the end of a stupid cave that runs under Bowser's Castle. Bowser, at the end, kills her by farting in her face (ugh) and falls in a pot hole in the lava (burning his face) and destroys his kids by sitting on them. Mario, Luigi, Blue Toad, and Yellow Toad learn of a secret 9th world and blow it up. Then, they go to get a burger.
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