Baroness Simone von Cohen

Not to be confused with her cousin, Baroness Sasha von Cohen, who is intentionally hilarious.
Baroness Simone von Cohen has more letters after her name than you ever will. In fact, only she knows what all of them mean. Her special interest is in neurotypicals and she has been studying them for decades. She has proposed dozens of theories about them, all of which have been shown to be entirely wrong, but that hasn't stopped her from inventing new theories about them. She hopes to one day discover the cure for neurotypicality and doesn't understand why the IRB won't let her inject fetuses with hormones.
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