Ovivor: Ethiopia/Transcript

[20:40] <+Omarosa> GUYS?
[20:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> I bought like 12 pairs of heels just for this, Jeff!
[20:40] * Melanie_Martinez twirls in
[20:40] * JeffBoss hands out flyers
[20:40] * |Des[20:24] == IggyAzalea [4ac097fa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.192.151.250] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[20:24] 
 Salutations.
[20:24] <IggyAzalea> heyy
[20:24] * Melanie_Martinez begins handing out invitations.
[20:24] <IggyAzalea> TOTALLLYYYYYYYYY
[20:24] <Melanie_Martinez> Here you go!
[20:24] <Melanie_Martinez> Oh, good, Iggy!!
[20:25] * Melanie_Martinez hands out an invitation
[20:25] <Alice_> Is this a tea party?
[20:25] <Melanie_Martinez> I would hope you all show up, my friends never seem to come to my parties! :(
[20:25] <Melanie_Martinez> Yes, there will be delicious tea!
[20:25] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:25] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:25] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:25] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:25] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:25] <Melanie_Martinez> And teddy bears! And lots of other stuff!
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[20:26] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:26] <jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:26] <jeffprObst> I have submissions from LaTasha, Melanie, Korra, Alice, and Omarosa
[20:26] <IggyAzalea> I'm not Iggy Azaleaaaa I'm an alieeennnn
[20:27] <jeffprObst> I need the rest
[20:27] <IggyAzalea> Totalayyyyyyy
[20:27] <Omarosa> I did not submit
[20:27] <Omarosa> I asked you a question.
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[20:27] <Alice_> Who's the host of this fine show?
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[20:27] <Melanie_Martinez> You have my submission, oh goooodie!
[20:27] <Melanie_Martinez> Do you want an invitation to my party!?
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+o jeffprObst] by cOnfessionals
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice_] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v IggyAzalea] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v JeffBoss] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Melanie_Martinez] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v StraightKorra_] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Omarosa] by jeffprObst
[20:27] <+Melanie_Martinez> Why aren't you answering?
[20:27] <+Melanie_Martinez> ...:(
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Mary_Bennet] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v LaTasha_Lee] by jeffprObst
[20:27] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v |Destiny|] by jeffprObst
[20:27] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, well, that's okay!
[20:27] <+Alice_> Anyone seen a Cat with Purple and Pink fur?
[20:27] * Melanie_Martinez twirls
[20:27] <+IggyAzalea> Oemgee
[20:28] <+Alice_> Or an evil queen?
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[20:28] <+IggyAzalea> Nataliiieeeeeeeee
[20:28] <+IggyAzalea> oemgee
[20:28] <+JeffBoss> NSA IS CHECKING ALL OF YOUR PHONES
[20:28] <+JeffBoss> THEY HAVE WIRETAPPED MY CAR
[20:28] <+JeffBoss> THEY WILL TOO
[20:28] <+Alice_> What's a phone?
[20:28] <+JeffBoss> THEY WILL DO IT TO YOU AS WELL
[20:28] <+Melanie_Martinez> Does anyone want to go to the CIRCUS!?
[20:28] <+|Destiny|> Conf: It would do me no good to talk right now. I must study my opponents and learn their weaknesses.
[20:28] <+Melanie_Martinez> we can go round
[20:29] <+Melanie_Martinez> and round
[20:29] <+IggyAzalea> It's my only superpower in this video for some reason
[20:29] <@jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:29] <+Melanie_Martinez> on a caroseul!!
[20:29] <@jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:29] <@jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:29] <+IggyAzalea> WHERE'S BRITTANY
[20:29] <@jeffprObst> 2nd straight korra, you have to change
[20:29] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v NatalieAnderson] by jeffprObst
[20:29] <+Alice_> WHATS THIS PHONE THING
[20:29] * Mary_Bennet sits quietly reading
[20:29] <StraightKorra> Oh
[20:29] <StraightKorra> @A doppelganger
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[20:30] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v KellyGoldsmith] by jeffprObst
[20:30] <@jeffprObst> we have 10
[20:30] <@jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:30] <@jeffprObst> PM ME WHO YOU ARE + 1 SHORT SENTENCE ABOUT YOURSELF
[20:30] <+Omarosa> I am a STRONG African American woman.
[20:31] <+Alice_> *might be drunk*
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> Kelly I need a sbumission
[20:31] <+Omarosa> We have to be EXCEPTIONAL to get ANYTHING in this business.
[20:31] <+Alice_> I'm only 10 years old?
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> Omarosa, want an invitation to my party!?
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> :)
[20:31] <+Omarosa> I'm not calling YOU mediocre, but CLEARLY you are mediocre.
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[20:31] <@jeffprObst> welp
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> 1 more
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[20:31] <+Omarosa> Are you inviting me because I'm black? @Melaine
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> No, that's silly!!
[20:31] <+Omarosa> Do you want to discriminate against my kind?
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> My dad was a racist
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> okay nevermind, I just need kelly
[20:31] <+Omarosa> Are you inviting me because you want a BLACK person to be there?
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> and beat my black brother!
[20:31] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> But that's okay!
[20:31] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v JeffBoss] by jeffprObst
[20:31] <+Melanie_Martinez> Here, take an invitation!
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[20:31] * Melanie_Martinez smiles and twirls
[20:31] <+JeffBoss> WATCH OUT FOR THE NSA
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> We are starting.
[20:31] <+Omarosa> BEAT your BLACk brother?
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> in 3.
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> 2.
[20:31] <+JeffBoss> THEY KILLED MLK
[20:31] <@jeffprObst> 1.
[20:31] <+JeffBoss> JFK
[20:32] <@jeffprObst> ~
[20:32] <+JeffBoss> RFK
[20:32] <@jeffprObst> (shut up)
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[20:32] <@jeffprObst> (@ 11)
[20:32] <+Melanie_Martinez> Yeah, but no one saw what went down in the kitchen! @Omarosa
[20:32] <@jeffprObst> okay nvm
[20:32] <@jeffprObst> waiting for 1 more
[20:32] <@jeffprObst> (y)
[20:32] <+|Destiny|> .
[20:32] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice__] by jeffprObst
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[20:32] <@jeffprObst> me
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[20:32] <+Melanie_Martinez> (ovivor: girls)
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[20:33] <+JeffBoss> (and a NSA Conspiracy Theorist)
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[20:33] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice_] by jeffprObst
[20:33] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v |Destiny|] by jeffprObst
[20:33] * Melanie_Martinez laughs
[20:33] * Melanie_Martinez cries
[20:33] <@jeffprObst> 1 more hun
[20:33] <+Alice_> No boys allowed!
[20:33] <+Melanie_Martinez> I feel like I'm dying, hahah!
[20:33] <+Alice_> (Maybe a male)
[20:33] <+JeffBoss> THE NSA HAS KILLED
[20:33] <+JeffBoss> MLK
[20:34] <+JeffBoss> JFK
[20:34] <+JeffBoss> RFK
[20:34] <+JeffBoss> AND THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL JEFF BOSS
[20:34] <+IggyAzalea> Heyyrr
[20:34] <+|Destiny|> ...There is no K in Jeff Boss.
[20:34] <+Alice_> Have you seen a White Rabbit?
[20:34] <+IggyAzalea> yASSS
[20:34] <+Melanie_Martinez> The white rabbit!?
[20:34] <+Melanie_Martinez> That sounds so silly!
[20:34] <+IggyAzalea> SHUT UP BRITTANY
[20:34] <+Alice_> He's late for something. Maybe he's running late here?
[20:34] <+Omarosa> The ATTITUDES of the WOMEN here are DEPLORABLE.
[20:34] <+Melanie_Martinez> Maybe the white rabbit is playing with my dollhouse!
[20:34] <+Melanie_Martinez> Why don't I check!?
[20:35] * Melanie_Martinez twirls all over
[20:35] <@jeffprObst> one more ^_^
[20:35] <@jeffprObst> we haven't recorded yet btw
[20:35] * IggyAzalea takes selfie
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[20:35] <+IggyAzalea> SELFIEEE
[20:35] <+Melanie_Martinez> (omg fuck you?)
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[20:35] <+Melanie_Martinez> (@we haven't recorded yet)
[20:35] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v KellyGoldsmith_] by jeffprObst
[20:35] <+Alice_> (We haven't what! I was being good)
[20:35] <@jeffprObst> (: d )
[20:35] <+Mary_Bennet> I think you people care too much.
[20:36] <+LaTasha_Lee> (i have no material)
[20:36] <@jeffprObst> (you can still change)
[20:36] <@jeffprObst> (there's time)
[20:36] <+Melanie_Martinez> (i don't have a ton so im not using it yet.)
[20:36] <+Alice_> (Are you Survivor Tasha??)
[20:36] <+IggyAzalea> (yass time)
[20:36] <+Mary_Bennet> That's what my therapist told me once. @Probst
[20:36] <+LaTasha_Lee> (no @alice)
[20:36] <@jeffprObst> (someone is coming)
[20:36] <@jeffprObst> (be patient)
[20:37] <@jeffprObst> (they're thinking of a character)
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[20:37] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[20:37] <@jeffprObst> Meninist pm me who you are
[20:37] <Meninist> Sup, bro---
[20:37] <Meninist> ....
[20:37] <Meninist> :|
[20:37] <+JeffBoss> (damn)
[20:37] <Meninist> @this cast
[20:37] <+Mary_Bennet> What is a Meninist?
[20:37] <+Alice_> What do you do?
[20:37] <+NatalieAnderson> Man, Ovivor is going to be way harder than Survivor and Amazing Race.
[20:37] <+NatalieAnderson> Combined.
[20:37] <Meninist> Someone who fights for MEN'S rights.
[20:37] <Meninist> And isn't a little faggoty boy
[20:37] <@jeffprObst> meninist pm me who you are!!
[20:37] <Meninist> Or a stupid bitch
[20:38] <+Alice_> Woman have less rights then men
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> We have 12!
[20:38] <+Alice_> But a female did rule wonderland so...
[20:38] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Meninist] by jeffprObst
[20:38] <+|Destiny|> I believe the rights are equal.
[20:38] <+Melanie_Martinez> ...
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> Starting in 3...
[20:38] <+Meninist> Then you're a dumb bitch
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> 2...
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> 1....
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> ~
[20:38] <+Melanie_Martinez> don't say faggot!
[20:38] <+StraightKorra_> Hello!!
[20:38] <+Melanie_Martinez> My brother committed suicide and he was gay!
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> - TWO BOATS FLYING ON HELICOPTER TO ETHIOPIA -
[20:38] * Melanie_Martinez smiles
[20:38] <+StraightKorra_> I am KORRA and I am NOT a LESBIAN.
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> (shut up)
[20:38] <+Melanie_Martinez> but that's okay, hahahah!
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> I AM CURRENTLY RIDING TOWARDS ETHIOPIA
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[20:38] <Champion|> *barks*
[20:38] <@jeffprObst> WHERE THE FOURTH SEASON OF OVIVOR WILL TAKE PLACE
[20:38] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: It's gonna be hard to stay away from Nadiya.
[20:39] <Champion|> *limps towards prObst*
[20:39] <+Mary_Bennet> I have a gay friend named Denny.
[20:39] <Champion|> *falls over*
[20:39] <+Mary_Bennet> But really who cares?
[20:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> CONF: *at the beach* I guess I got stood up...
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> ETHIOPIA IS KNOWN FOR ITS PRESTIGIOUS MILITARY
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> HARSH LANDS.
[20:39] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: It's the first time since Survivor I've been away from Nadiya. But I did it once, I can do it again! ^-^
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> - SHOT OF LION ROARING -
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> - SHOT OF HIPPO SMASHING INTO OTHER HIPPO -
[20:39] <+Melanie_Martinez> Lions!?!?!
[20:39] <+Melanie_Martinez> Wow!!!
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> WE ARE ON BOARD WITH 12 CASTAWAYS
[20:39] <Champion|> *poops on pr0bst's lawn*
[20:39] <+Melanie_Martinez> Maybe these animals can come to my BIRTHDAY PARTY!
[20:39] <+Alice_> I fell down a rabbit hole.. 10 times
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> ALL OF THEM WITH ONE OBJECTION -
[20:39] <+Mary_Bennet> Yes, if you paid attention in history class, you'd know Ethiopia resisted colonization.
[20:39] <+Melanie_Martinez> Does anyone want an invitation!?
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> TO WIN THE TITLE OF SOLE OVIVOR
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> IN THE END
[20:39] * Melanie_Martinez hands out invitations
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> ONLY ONE WILL COME OUT ON TOP
[20:39] <+Melanie_Martinez> Heheh!
[20:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> Another day I'm wishing is over
[20:39] <+|Destiny|> Objective.
[20:39] <+Mary_Bennet> Objection?
[20:39] <@jeffprObst> 39 DAYS
[20:40] <+Mary_Bennet> Pretty sure you mean objective.
[20:40] * KellyGoldsmith_ glares at the competition
[20:40] <Champion|> *pees on prObst's leg*
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> 12 PEOPLE
[20:40] <+Alice_> Wait 39 days?
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> 1
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> OVIVOR!
[20:40] <Champion|> *licks up the pee*
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> EyeyEYEYEYYEEY
[20:40] <+Alice_> I have school?
[20:40] <Champion|> *barks*
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> AAJYJAYJAJYJAYJAYJAJYj
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> YJ
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> AyjalsdkASLDKASLDKLASDKALSDKLASD
[20:40] <+Alice_> Whatever
[20:40] <Champion|> BARK BARK BARK
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> ~
[20:40] <Champion|> BARK BARK BARK BARK
[20:40] <+NatalieAnderson> Woo!
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> - helicopter lands -
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[20:40] * NatalieAnderson claps
[20:40] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: A lot of people misunderstand the relation between me and Asami. People seem to think just because Asami and I held hands and took a vacation together that we're gay... We're best friends not gay... Girls hold hands and hug each other, and hang out together. We also casually make out sometimes too. That's just nature to us... :/
tiny| glances at the other competitors
[20:40] <+Melanie_Martinez> Hello, everyone!!!
[20:40] <+Omarosa> Don't you mean....WOMEN and MEN?
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[20:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> I need to look good for the camera.
[20:40] <+Meninist> Heels?
[20:40] <+Omarosa> Are you trying to OBJECTIFY them?
[20:40] * LaTasha_Lee poses
[20:40] <+JeffBoss> NSA IS CAUSING ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS
[20:40] <+Meninist> Typical women.
[20:40] <+Omarosa> What are you DOING?
[20:40] <+Meninist> Only caring about their fucking looks
[20:40] <@jeffprObst> Before we begin, let's divide you guys up into two tribes.
[20:40] <+Alice_> We are all woman
[20:41] <+Omarosa> Clearly this is NOT the kind of host we need for this competition.
[20:41] <+Meninist> Why can they wear makeup to hide how ugly they are but I can't?
[20:41] <+LaTasha_Lee> Sitting here like what? @Meninist
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> For the first time in generation 2 history, there will be THREE tribes.
[20:41] <+Meninist> If I'm ugly, I'm fucked.
[20:41] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: I'm looking around and it's like, literally EVERYONE here is female.
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> When I call your name
[20:41] <+Meninist> If a girl is ugly, she can just put on a coat of makeup.
[20:41] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): I'm glad everyone here is a woman. My father was a terrible man. All men remind meof him. *giggles*
[20:41] <+Meninist> Un-fucking-fair.
[20:41] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: Anybody who thinks otherwise can KISS MY ASS... unless you're a girl of course.
[20:41] <+Meninist> #meninism
[20:41] * Mary_Bennet flips book
[20:41] <+Omarosa> StraightKorra, are you STRAIGHT?
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> you are on AWASA
[20:41] <+Alice_> What does fuck mean?
[20:41] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: Eleven girls together makes for a group that's SUPER catty which is pretty much the opposite of my cup of tea.
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> (guys please stop talking or ill cut your dialogue from the transcript)
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> ~
[20:41] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: Haha.
[20:41] <+Melanie_Martinez> Haha, what a silly name!!
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> when I call your name you are on AWASA
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> Natalie.
[20:41] <Champion|> stop talking or i'll cut u bich
[20:41] <Champion|> i mean
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> Mary.
[20:41] <Champion|> BARK BARK BARK
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> Destiny.
[20:41] * Mary_Bennet looks up
[20:41] <@jeffprObst> and StraightKorra.
[20:41] <+Mary_Bennet> Huh?
[20:42] <+|Destiny|> Alright.
[20:42] <+Mary_Bennet> Did I get voted off or something?
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> - throws RED buff to Natalie, Mary, Destiny, Korra -
[20:42] * Melanie_Martinez smiles
[20:42] <+Mary_Bennet> What is this thing?
[20:42] <+Melanie_Martinez> I prefer purple!
[20:42] <+Mary_Bennet> Don't you have anything black?
[20:42] * Melanie_Martinez pats her hair
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> The next 4 are on DABAT.
[20:42] <+Melanie_Martinez> Hehehe!
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> ... Alice
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> Iggy.
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa
[20:42] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: The sooner I find a boyfriend the sooner people will know I'm not gay.
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> and Kelly
[20:42] * LaTasha_Lee looks around
[20:42] <+IggyAzalea> YASS
[20:42] <+Alice_> I hope we are blue
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> - throws YELLOW buff to Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly, Alice -
[20:42] <+Melanie_Martinez> Aw, I wanted to be with Alice! We could have had tea parties!
[20:42] * StraightKorra_ scans the area for a male
[20:42] <+Alice_> I WANTED BLUE!
[20:42] <+Mary_Bennet> Ew, at least I didn't get yellow.
[20:42] <@jeffprObst> the final team will be KOBO, wearing teal.
[20:43] <+LaTasha_Lee> I got my new shoes and we can talk all aftertoon. @Melanie
[20:43] <@jeffprObst> which consists of Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie and
[20:43] <+IggyAzalea> YELLOWWWW
[20:43] <@jeffprObst> the other person.
[20:43] * Melanie_Martinez claps and twirls in her dress
[20:43] <+JeffBoss> Meninist?
[20:43] <@jeffprObst> oh yes meninist
[20:43] <@jeffprObst> Alright
[20:43] <+Mary_Bennet> Is it your objection to exclude him? @Probst
[20:43] * KellyGoldsmith_ puts on a yellow buff and hugs her tribemates
[20:43] <@jeffprObst> Head to your tribe camps! ----> #Awasa #Dabat #Kobo
[20:43] <+LaTasha_Lee> He's like a bad habit and I can't have it. @Jeff
[20:44] <@jeffprObst> first challenge soon!
[20:44] <Champion|> *barks at prObst*
[20:44] <+Omarosa> StraightKorra_
[20:44] <Champion|> *limps to him*
[20:44] <+Omarosa> Are you STRAIGHT?
[20:44] <Champion|> *falls over*
[20:44] <+Omarosa> or LESBIAN?
[20:44] <Champion|> *dies*
[20:44] * NatalieAnderson dances.
[20:44] <+Melanie_Martinez> Sexuality doesn't matter!!
[20:44] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I guess Dabat is a pretty cool name.
[20:44] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Yellow is FAR from my favorite color, though.
[20:44] <+Melanie_Martinez> People are bullied all the time for that stuff!
[20:44] <+StraightKorra_> My name is StraightKorra and I am NOT a lesbian. @Omarosa
[20:44] <+StraightKorra_> I mean OF COURSE, that's like calling the kettle black.
[20:44] <+Omarosa> ...
[20:44] <+IggyAzalea> yah right @Korra
[20:44] <+Omarosa> "Calling the KETTLE BLACK"
[20:44] <+Melanie_Martinez> My mom was a lesbian, but everyone was blinded by her jewelery
[20:44] <+Melanie_Martinez> but when my dad turned his back...
[20:44] <+Omarosa> Was that a RACIST statement made to offend me?
[20:44] <+Melanie_Martinez> she'd pull out a woman...
[20:45] <+Melanie_Martinez> and forget his marriage
[20:45] <+Omarosa> Are you AFRIAD of me, a strong and SASSY AFRICAN AMERICAN woman?
[20:45] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, I have an objection
[20:45] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[20:45] <+Omarosa> I'll have you know Korra.
[20:45] <+Melanie_Martinez> So I play with dolls!
[20:45] <+Omarosa> I am a STRONG business woman.
[20:45] <+Mary_Bennet> As in, in the correct definition of the word.
[20:45] == Champion| has changed nick to GhostOfChampion
[20:45] <+Melanie_Martinez> And I make up games where my parents are happily married!
[20:45] <+Omarosa> And I will end your game as QUICKLY as it began.
[20:45] * Melanie_Martinez gigles
[20:45] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: #OvivorEthiopia AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly, Alice | KOBO: Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie, Meninist
[20:45] <+StraightKorra_> I am a STRONG straight woman.
[20:45] <+StraightKorra_> I gave Mako head once.
[20:45] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, my!
[20:45] <+KellyGoldsmith_> That's nice.
[20:45] <@jeffprObst> One more thing, be sure to send CONFESSIONALS to cOnfessionals.
[20:45] <@cOnfessionals> that's me
[20:45] <+StraightKorra_> Seriously I like dick ok?!
[20:45] <+Mary_Bennet> I'm so glad I know that now. @Korra
[20:45] <@jeffprObst> If you do not send a lot of confessionals, your chances of being an All-Star will pretty much die off
[20:45] <@jeffprObst> just like my soul
[20:46] <GhostOfChampion> and me
[20:46] <GhostOfChampion> roof
[20:46] <+Mary_Bennet> All straight girls are so insecure that they have to thrill us with their heterosexual escapades.
[20:46] <+Mary_Bennet> Obviously.
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[20:46] <Alice1_> (Back)
[20:46] <+Omarosa> ~ is hit in the face by a strange looking green fly ~
[20:46] <+Omarosa> GAH.
[20:46] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[20:46] <+Omarosa> I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION A S A P
[20:47] <+Omarosa> I HAVE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE BY A MYSTERIOUS PROJECTILE.
[20:47] == Alice_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[20:47] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to today's challenge?
[20:47] <+Omarosa> AND I THINK I MAY NEED TO BE EVACUATED FROM THE GAME.
[20:47] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice1_] by jeffprObst
[20:47] * KellyGoldsmith_ claps
[20:47] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, Omarosa wants to leave.
[20:47] <+|Destiny|> I am ready to begin the fight.
[20:47] <+Mary_Bennet> And so do I, kind of.
[20:47] <+Omarosa> THIS ENDEAVOR HAS GIVEN ME A MAJOR MIGRAINE HEADACHE.
[20:47] <+Mary_Bennet> Any more flies around?
[20:47] <+LaTasha_Lee> Got my hair did and my new shoes! @Jeff
[20:47] <+IggyAzalea> yayyy
[20:47] <@jeffprObst> Okay, so
[20:47] <@jeffprObst> (be quiet! remember I will make you UTR in the transcript)
[20:48] <@jeffprObst> Today's challenge is called "Connect the Dots"
[20:48] <@jeffprObst> Using a map of Africa, http://bit.ly/1xX7F5e, you will be given several locations to be connected to each other. You will connect one location to another to form a line. Eventually, they will form a letter and ultimately a word. Paint would be the most helpful for this challenge. Once you form the four-letter word on the map, you must shout it out in main to win immunity.
[20:48] <+IggyAzalea> uhoh
[20:48] <@jeffprObst> The first TWO TEAMS that get it right win immunity.
[20:48] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Should be a fun time.
[20:48] <+Melanie_Martinez> Got it!!!
[20:48] <+Melanie_Martinez> Puzzles are so fun!!
[20:48] <+Melanie_Martinez> I have tons of puzzles in my room!
[20:49] <+|Destiny|> We can do this, my allies!
[20:49] <+Melanie_Martinez> And board games, too!
[20:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I'm still, like, working on my PhD but I can do a simple puzzle.
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[20:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> (BRB, dinner.)
[20:49] <+Melanie_Martinez> Daddy bought them for me before he left...
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Are you ready for the letters?
[20:49] * Melanie_Martinez smiles
[20:49] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[20:49] <+LaTasha_Lee> Puzzles don't mess with my 10 pound heels, so I'm all for it!
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> (BE QUIET PLEASE OR ELSE THIS CHALLENGE WILL BE CONFUSING)
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> (BE QUIET PLEASE OR ELSE THIS CHALLENGE WILL BE CONFUSING)
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> (BE QUIET PLEASE OR ELSE THIS CHALLENGE WILL BE CONFUSING)
[20:49] <+JeffBoss> no
[20:49] <+JeffBoss> I am NOT READY
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Posting the letters now.
[20:49] <+JeffBoss> I am NOT READY
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> -FIRST LETTER-
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Mauritania to Algeria
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Algeria to Mali
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> Mauritania to Mali
[20:49] <@jeffprObst> -SECOND LETTER-
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Niger to Libya
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Chad to Tunis
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> -THIRD LETTER-
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Egypt to Sudan
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> -FOURTH LETTER-
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Saudi Arabia to Ethiopia
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Ethiopia to Somalia
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> And that's it.
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Remember, the word doesn't have to be related to Survivor. Shout out the phrase in main to win immunity.
[20:50] <+JeffBoss> VAIL
[20:50] <@jeffprObst> Wrong.
[20:50] <+StraightKorra_> MALE!!
[20:50] <+|Destiny|> axis
[20:50] == Alice1_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[20:51] <@jeffprObst> All wrong
[20:51] <+LaTasha_Lee> You blocking me, it's like a fire hazard. @Jeff
[20:51] <+LaTasha_Lee> Baggage? @Jeff
[20:51] <@jeffprObst> It's a four letter word.
[20:51] <+LaTasha_Lee> Oh, four letters
[20:51] <+|Destiny|> Axil
[20:51] <+LaTasha_Lee> Oh-Oh? @Jeff
[20:51] <@jeffprObst> Destiny gets it -
[20:51] <@jeffprObst> AWASA WINS IMMUNITY
[20:52] <+IggyAzalea> Axil
[20:52] <+NatalieAnderson> Woohoo! :D
[20:52] <@jeffprObst> Iggy gets it, DABAT WINS IMMUNITY!
[20:52] <+|Destiny|> Perfect.
[20:52] == Alice_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[20:52] <+Mary_Bennet> Well, that was easy.
[20:52] <+JeffBoss> uh
[20:52] <@jeffprObst> Kobo going to Tribal Council.
[20:52] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice_] by jeffprObst
[20:52] * Mary_Bennet goes back to reading
[20:52] <+JeffBoss> wait
[20:52] <+Omarosa> I was TRYING to do the puzzle.
[20:52] <+Omarosa> But my TEAM did not let me complete it.
[20:52] <+Omarosa> I feel like this has OBJECTIFIED me as a woman.
[20:52] <@jeffprObst> Alright, you have until 8:54 to chat.
[20:52] <@jeffprObst> (2 minutes)
[20:52] <+Omarosa> And I will not stand for it.
[20:52] <+Omarosa> You haven't even sent MEDICAL to look at me.
[20:52] <+LaTasha_Lee> We lost first?
[20:52] <+Omarosa> I MAY BE BLEEDING FROM MY HEAD.
[20:52] <+JeffBoss> (isn't that unfair because they can literally just repeat what they said)
[20:52] <+Omarosa> AND YOU ARE DOING /NOTHING/ ABOUT IT.
[20:52] <+LaTasha_Lee> Sitting here looking so pitiful...
[20:53] == GhostOfChampion [457aac8a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.122.172.138] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[20:53] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, what!?
[20:53] <+Melanie_Martinez> Someone won!
[20:53] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, darn!
[20:54] <+Alice_> Who won?
[20:54] <+Alice_> Am I safe?
[20:54] == Alice_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has quit [Client Quit]
[20:54] <+Melanie_Martinez> You're safe, Alice!
[20:54] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, she left...
[20:54] <+Melanie_Martinez> They always do that...
[20:54] * Melanie_Martinez groans.
[20:54] * Melanie_Martinez tries to smile.
[20:54] <+Melanie_Martinez> Okay!
[20:54] == Alice_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Okay, it's time for Tribal Council.
[20:55] * |Destiny| brandishes a spear and begins attacking the air
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie and Meninist - I need you guys to send me your vote.
[20:55] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): I feel like trying to make friends is pointless. I just go around in circles. Like... a horse on a carosuel
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Keep in mind when voting
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> YOU MUST SEND ME A VOTING CONFESSIONAL
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Just a short sentence explaining WHY you voted that way.
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> ~
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[20:55] * Melanie_Martinez twirls in.
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Grab a torch, dip it in the flames.
[20:55] * Melanie_Martinez sits down.
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> In this game, fire represents your life.
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> Once it's gone, so are you.
[20:55] <+Melanie_Martinez> Ow, I think an ember burnt me!
[20:55] <@jeffprObst> - lion roar heard faintly -
[20:56] <+JeffBoss> (in confessional user or jeffpr0bst)
[20:56] <Alice_> Where did a lion come from?
[20:56] <+LaTasha_Lee> I have been waiting at Tribal forever, Jeff!
[20:56] <+Melanie_Martinez> Goodness, my finger is bleeding now!
[20:56] * Melanie_Martinez tries to suck the blood.
[20:56] <@jeffprObst> Send in votes whenever you can - you have 4 minutes (9:00)
[20:56] <+LaTasha_Lee> It's way past midnight...
[20:56] <@jeffprObst> One more thing - idols are a number from 1-25. ANYONE can guess ONCE PER DAY. There are no clues.
[20:56] <@jeffprObst> And "by day", I mean at the end of every Tribal, so every cycle.
[20:56] <+IggyAzalea> fein
[20:57] * Omarosa enters tribal council
[20:57] <@jeffprObst> There is 1 idol for every tribe.
[20:57] <+Omarosa> EXCUSE ME.
[20:57] <+Omarosa> I NEED HELP.
[20:57] <+Omarosa> I WAS ATTACKED BY A /GIANT/ FLY BUG THING.
[20:57] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, medical will look at you when they can.
[20:57] <+Omarosa> I NEED THEM NOW.
[20:57] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh goodness!
[20:57] <Alice_> *sees a rabbit*
[20:57] <+Omarosa> I'M AFRAID THIS ORDEAL HAS GIVEN ME /FACIAL/ /CANCER/
[20:57] <+Melanie_Martinez> That's awful!
[20:57] <+|Destiny|> Our host seems to be lacking empathy for his cast.
[20:57] <+JeffBoss> (Did you get my vote @OHF)
[20:57] <+Melanie_Martinez> Omarosa, you should come to my party! It will make you feel better!
[20:58] <@jeffprObst> I still have zero votes.
[20:58] <Alice_> There's a party?
[20:58] <@jeffprObst> No @jeff
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> Yes, I'm throwing a party!!
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> There will be a clown! And balloons!
[20:58] <+Omarosa> If I survive this.
[20:58] <Alice_> What kind of party?
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> And dolls!
[20:58] <+Omarosa> I had BETTER be the Project Manager next week.
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> A birthday party!
[20:58] <Alice_> I don't like clowns
[20:58] <+LaTasha_Lee> Did you get stood up? @Omarosa
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> But... there will be tea! :)
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> It's a fun clown, Alice!!
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> I promise!
[20:58] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote received.
[20:58] <+Melanie_Martinez> You have to come!
[20:58] <Alice_> I love tea?
[20:58] <@jeffprObst> Melanie, Latasha and Meninist, please vote.
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> (do we vote to you.)
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> I did vote!!
[20:59] <Alice_> It's not an unbirthday party though
[20:59] <Alice_> Birthdays are boring
[20:59] <@jeffprObst> 3/4
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> But... my birthday will be fun!
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> I promise!
[20:59] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: So.. um.. I'm exhausted from all this crap with people thinking Asami and I are gay. I'm going to take a nap.. and then I'm going to find myself a boyfriend. *sighs*
[20:59] <@jeffprObst> Meninist, I need a vote.
[20:59] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Alice_] by jeffprObst
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): Alice needs to come to my party! Or... I'll cry!
[20:59] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
[20:59] <@jeffprObst> 1 more minute.
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> Time is up.
[21:00] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: DICK = PUSSY
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:00] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: NO
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> I'll read the votes.
[21:00] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: I MEAN DICK > PUSSY
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote.... Melanie.
[21:00] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: AAAAAAAAH!!
[21:00] <+Melanie_Martinez> What!?!?!?!!?
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote.... Meninist.
[21:00] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> [Self-vote]
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote.... Meninist.
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Meninist, 1 vote Melanie
[21:00] * Melanie_Martinez giggles louder
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> 1st person voted out of Survivor: Ethiopia....
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> Meninist.
[21:00] <@jeffprObst> Meninist, the women have spoken.
[21:00] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[21:01] * Melanie_Martinez breaks out laughing
[21:01] <+Meninist> Dumb fucking bitches
[21:01] <+LaTasha_Lee> I gotta move you to the left hand side. @Meninist
[21:01] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[21:01] <+Omarosa> A self empowering man takes the plunge.
[21:01] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, wow, that was FUN!
[21:01] <+|Destiny|> There were but two males to begin with... now there is a single one.
[21:01] <+Meninist> This is wy Im am eninist
[21:01] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [-v Meninist] by jeffprObst
[21:01] <Meninist> jsust because I'm a MAN I get voted out
[21:01] <+Omarosa> And now Mr. TrOmp has fired another man.
[21:01] * LaTasha_Lee moves Meninist over
[21:01] <+Melanie_Martinez> Bye, Meninist!
[21:01] <+Omarosa> Haha. The women in this game WILL take over.
[21:01] <+Alice_> Only one men to go
[21:01] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly, Alice | KOBO: Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie
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[21:01] <+Melanie_Martinez> Let's not be sexist! Let's be nice!
[21:02] <+Melanie_Martinez> Treat it like we're being watched constantly!
[21:02] <+LaTasha_Lee> Females calling pick my heart up
[21:02] <+Melanie_Martinez> Put on your "doll faces" as I say!
[21:02] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:02] <+Alice_> *twirls around*
[21:02] <+|Destiny|> ...We are being watched.
[21:02] <+StraightKorra_> Wow, there's one guy left!?
[21:02] <@jeffprObst> One more thing.
[21:02] <+|Destiny|> This is a TV show.
[21:02] <+StraightKorra_> BRING HIM TO ME.
[21:02] <+Alice_> *sees a rabbit being tied up*
[21:02] <+Melanie_Martinez> Exactly, Destiny!
[21:02] <@jeffprObst> This season...
[21:02] <+Melanie_Martinez> So don't be sexist!
[21:02] <@jeffprObst> we're bringing back phony idols.
[21:02] <+StraightKorra_> #STRAIGHTKORRA
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[21:02] <@jeffprObst> Meaning.
[21:02] <+Alice_> I'll save you Mr. Rabjbit!
[21:02] <+NatalieAnderson> Lmao, bye Meninist!
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[21:02] <@jeffprObst> One or many of the idols that are hidden could be a PHONY idol.
[21:02] <+Alice_> *jumps into a rabbit hole and hits her head on a rock*
[21:02] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, no!!!!
[21:02] * Omarosa comes back out of the medical tent
[21:02] <+Omarosa> Everyone I have NEWS.
[21:02] <+Omarosa> please LISTEN UP.
[21:02] <+NatalieAnderson> :o
[21:02] <+Omarosa> Listen to ME.
[21:03] <+StraightKorra_> Hey JeffBoss. ;)
[21:03] <+Omarosa> NOT Mr. TrOmp.
[21:03] <+Alice_> Ow
[21:03] <@jeffprObst> A phony idol doesn't negate any votes for you, but instead, adds a vote onto your total vote count.
[21:03] <+Omarosa> I am okay.
[21:03] <+Mary_Bennet> Nah, I'm good. @Omarosa
[21:03] <+Omarosa> That is all.
[21:03] <IggyAzalea_> who was voted out
[21:03] <+Melanie_Martinez> It's all fun and games until somebody falls for a phony idol!
[21:03] * Omarosa sits down in the boardroom
[21:03] <@jeffprObst> That's all for now.
[21:03] * Melanie_Martinez plays with a dead bug.
[21:03] <+JeffBoss> Hello? Have you heard of our overlords the NSA?
[21:03] <+Melanie_Martinez> This is fun!
[21:03] <+Alice_> *sees black*
[21:03] <+Melanie_Martinez> Nope, Jeff!
[21:03] <+Melanie_Martinez> Alice, are you okay!?
[21:03] <@jeffprObst> *medical team comes in*
[21:03] <+NatalieAnderson> :O
[21:03] <@jeffprObst> *medical team checks Alice's blood pressure*
[21:03] <+|Destiny|> Another twist. This game is getting more interesting.
[21:03] <+Mary_Bennet> We don't have a boardroom.
[21:03] <+Alice_> Daddy?
[21:03] <+Melanie_Martinez> So many medical issues! I wonder why!?
[21:03] <+Omarosa> YOU SENT THE MEDICAL TEAM IN FOR /ALICE/?
[21:03] <+Omarosa> AND NOT ME?
[21:03] <@jeffprObst> Alright, according to our medical team, Alice is unfit to continue the game.
[21:03] * Melanie_Martinez sharpens a stick.
[21:03] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: With me being on this show I'm pretty sure a lot more people wil be making lots of fanfic stories about me being GAY. :/
[21:03] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, I think Omarosa's hallucinating.
[21:03] <+Omarosa> ALICE IS A WHITE FEMALE.
[21:04] <+Omarosa> I AM A BLACK FEMALE.
[21:04] <IggyAzalea_> Plz send Alice Home
[21:04] <+Melanie_Martinez> (same @alice qutting)
[21:04] <@jeffprObst> Alice, say your goodbyes - it's time for you to go.
[21:04] <+Omarosa> ARE YOU BEING RACIST, MR. TROMP?
[21:04] <+Melanie_Martinez> Alice!!!
[21:04] <+NatalieAnderson> :o
[21:04] <+StraightKorra_> JEFF!!
[21:04] <IggyAzalea_> YASSSSSSSSSSS
[21:04] <+Mary_Bennet> Who's Alice?
[21:04] <+StraightKorra_> CAN YOU HEAR ME!!
[21:04] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly | KOBO: Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie
[21:04] <+NatalieAnderson> Bye, Alice!
[21:04] <+Alice_> I love rainbows
[21:04] * Omarosa literally pushes Alice down to the elevator
[21:04] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:04] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[21:04] * Omarosa shoves Alice down the elevator shaft
[21:04] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[21:04] <+|Destiny|> A comrade has fallen. This is unfortunate, but inescapable.
[21:04] <IggyAzalea_> Heyyy
[21:04] <+Omarosa> GoodBYE.
[21:04] * LaTasha_Lee walks in
[21:04] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [-v Alice_] by jeffprObst
[21:04] <+Omarosa> Mr. TrOmp never liked you ANYWAY.
[21:04] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v IggyAzalea_] by jeffprObst
[21:04] <+LaTasha_Lee> What happened? I was trying on some new clothes.
[21:04] <+Melanie_Martinez> I'm so ready!!
[21:04] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: The only man here ignoring me. Ugh. :|
[21:05] * Melanie_Martinez twirls all around the challenge
[21:05] <+Melanie_Martinez> My party is in a few days!
[21:05] <+Melanie_Martinez> Is everyone ready!?
[21:05] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:05] <+IggyAzalea_> challenge...
[21:05] <+StraightKorra_> Yes I AM
[21:05] <@jeffprObst> For the challenge, every letter will correlate to a number. A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, D = 4, E = 5, so on and so forth. Using this subsitution cipher, contestants will decode a group of numbers that spell out a location in Bali. The first person to post the correctly decoded area will score a point for their tribe, and the first tribe to three points will win immunity and reward.
[21:05] <+Mary_Bennet> I should've asked Alice for a copy of Alice In Wonderland.
[21:05] <+StraightKorra_> By the way I AM sraight.
[21:05] <+Mary_Bennet> Damnit
[21:05] <+StraightKorra_> Not gay.
[21:05] <@jeffprObst> "location in Bali" :] sorry budget cuts
[21:05] <@jeffprObst> location in Ethiopia *
[21:05] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, cool!
[21:05] <+Melanie_Martinez> I LOVE puzzles!
[21:05] <+Omarosa> (dead@budget cuts)
[21:06] <+NatalieAnderson> Lmao @budged cuts
[21:06] <+NatalieAnderson> Let's go, my girls!
[21:06] <+NatalieAnderson> We can win this
[21:06] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[21:06] <+StraightKorra_> SO STOP THINKING THAT!!! @EVERYONE
[21:06] <@jeffprObst> Ready?
[21:06] <+|Destiny|> I am ready to begin.
[21:06] <+IggyAzalea_> LEZ GO LEZBOS
[21:06] <+LaTasha_Lee> Budget cuts?
[21:06] <@jeffprObst> First round:
[21:06] <@jeffprObst> 1-23-1-19-1
[21:06] * StraightKorra_ runs around in circles screaming
[21:06] <+|Destiny|> awasa
[21:06] <+LaTasha_Lee> So that's why I couldn't bring my Chanel purfume collection...
[21:06] == Melanie_Martinez [~Melanie_M@adsl-74-240-203-111.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/]
[21:06] <+Omarosa> A W A S A
[21:06] <@jeffprObst> Destiny scores for Awasa!
[21:06] <+LaTasha_Lee> Awasa
[21:06] <+IggyAzalea_> AYASA
[21:06] == Alice_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[21:06] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT
[21:07] <+IggyAzalea_> AWASA
[21:07] <@jeffprObst> Also, first two teams to 3 win immunity.
[21:07] <+StraightKorra_> S T R A I G H T
[21:07] <@jeffprObst> Next round.
[21:07] == Melanie_Martinez [~Melanie_M@adsl-74-240-203-111.bna.bellsouth.net] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[21:07] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v Melanie_Martinez] by jeffprObst
[21:07] <@jeffprObst> 11-15-2-15
[21:07] <+IggyAzalea_> KOBO
[21:07] <+|Destiny|> kobo
[21:07] <+Omarosa> K O B K
[21:07] <+NatalieAnderson> KOBO
[21:07] <+LaTasha_Lee> kobo
[21:07] <@jeffprObst> Iggy scores for Dabat!
[21:07] <+Melanie_Martinez> Whoops! Lol!
[21:07] <+|Destiny|> I was slow.
[21:07] <@jeffprObst> 1-1-0, Kobo not on the board.
[21:07] <+IggyAzalea_> YASS
[21:07] <+Omarosa> I seem to have made an error in judgement.
[21:07] <+Melanie_Martinez> Ugh!!!!!!!!!
[21:07] <+IggyAzalea_> DABAT
[21:07] * StraightKorra_ pulls Jeff close to her side
[21:07] <+IggyAzalea_> sorry
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> Next round.
[21:08] <+StraightKorra_> MY /BOYFRIEND/ AND I WILL WIN THIS!!
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> 4-1-2-1-20
[21:08] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:08] <+JeffBoss> DABAT
[21:08] <+Omarosa> DABAT
[21:08] <+NatalieAnderson> DABAT
[21:08] <+LaTasha_Lee> DABAT
[21:08] <+IggyAzalea_> DABAT
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> Jeff gets it for Kobo!
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> 1-1-1, we are all tied up
[21:08] <+JeffBoss> YEAHHH
[21:08] <+|Destiny|> Now begins the real challenge.
[21:08] <+Melanie_Martinez> Good job, Jeff!!!
[21:08] <+Melanie_Martinez> I really wanted to get that, but that's okay!!
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> Next round.
[21:08] <+IggyAzalea_> booooooo
[21:08] * Melanie_Martinez begins to cry.
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> 8-1-25-17
[21:08] * Melanie_Martinez smiles
[21:08] <+Omarosa> HAYQ
[21:08] <+Melanie_Martinez> HAY1
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa gets it for Dabat!
[21:08] <@jeffprObst> 1-2-1
[21:08] <+JeffBoss> IAYQ
[21:08] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, SHOOT!!
[21:08] <+IggyAzalea_> ABA
[21:08] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:08] <+Omarosa> I am the EXPERT.
[21:09] <+StraightKorra_> HOW LESBIAN!!
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> Next round.
[21:09] <+Omarosa> I am a strong AFRICAN AMERICAN BUSINESS WOMAN.
[21:09] <+Omarosa> And I take no shit.
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> 14-5-11-5-13-20-5
[21:09] <+JeffBoss> ADDIS ABABA
[21:09] <+LaTasha_Lee> KUWAIT!
[21:09] <+Melanie_Martinez> NEKEMTE
[21:09] <+Omarosa> NEKEMTE
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> Melanie gets it for Kobo!
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> 1-2-2
[21:09] <+Melanie_Martinez> Ohhhh my gosh yes!!!
[21:09] <+|Destiny|> I was slow again.
[21:09] * Melanie_Martinez twirls
[21:09] * LaTasha_Lee smiles
[21:09] <+IggyAzalea_> ABB
[21:09] * Melanie_Martinez giggles insanely
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> Awasa falling behind! This is still ANYONE'S game!
[21:09] <+Mary_Bennet> Is it really though?
[21:09] <@jeffprObst> 20-9-16-16-9
[21:10] <+Omarosa> TIPPI
[21:10] <+Melanie_Martinez> tippi
[21:10] <+IggyAzalea_> IGGYUG
[21:10] <+|Destiny|> tippi
[21:10] <+NatalieAnderson> tippi
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa gets it for Dabat!
[21:10] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh, only seconds behind!!!
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> DABAT WINS IMMUNITY!
[21:10] <+LaTasha_Lee> TIPPI
[21:10] <+Melanie_Martinez> Ughhhh!
[21:10] * Omarosa cheers violently
[21:10] <+IggyAzalea_> YAAYYAYAYY
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> 1-3*-2
[21:10] * Omarosa showboats
[21:10] * |Destiny| sighs
[21:10] * LaTasha_Lee claps for Dubat
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> One more immunity idol left.
[21:10] <+Mary_Bennet> acb
[21:10] * Omarosa celebrates violently in front of everyone
[21:10] * Melanie_Martinez claps but is also very hurt.
[21:10] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): Inside I'm ENRAGED, but that's okay!!!
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> 25-5-8-1
[21:10] <+|Destiny|> yeha
[21:10] <+JeffBoss> YEHA
[21:10] <+LaTasha_Lee> YDHA
[21:10] <+NatalieAnderson> Yeha
[21:10] <+Mary_Bennet> yeha
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> Destiny scores!
[21:10] <@jeffprObst> 2-2
[21:11] <+Mary_Bennet> bb
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> We are tied.
[21:11] <+StraightKorra_> DESTINY!!!
[21:11] <+NatalieAnderson> :D
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> This is the final round!
[21:11] <+LaTasha_Lee> Was so close. :(
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> For immunity...
[21:11] <+JeffBoss> (make this hard)
[21:11] <+Mary_Bennet> .
[21:11] <+Melanie_Martinez> Hehe!
[21:11] * StraightKorra_ cheers for Destiny
[21:11] <+StraightKorra_> GO GIRL!!!!!
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> Reminder
[21:11] <+StraightKorra_> I LOVE YOU!!
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> |
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> means a space in the word
[21:11] <+StraightKorra_> IN A STRAIGHT WAY OF COURSE!
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> like
[21:11] <@jeffprObst> | means two different words
[21:11] <+|Destiny|> Understood.
[21:11] <+NatalieAnderson> Ok
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:12] <+Melanie_Martinez> I get it!!!
[21:12] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN KORRA
[21:12] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> 23-15-12-1-9-20-1 |||||| 19-15-4-15
[21:12] <+JeffBoss> ADDIS ABABA
[21:12] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN KORRA
[21:12] <+Mary_Bennet> WOLAITA |||||| SODO
[21:12] <+NatalieAnderson> Wolaita Sodo
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> MARY SCORES
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> AWASA WINS IMMUNITY
[21:12] <+NatalieAnderson> YES! :D
[21:12] <+StraightKorra_> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, I GOT BACK WITH MAKO LIKE A WEEK AGO. <3
[21:12] <+|Destiny|> wolaita sodo
[21:12] <+Melanie_Martinez> Ooooh, that's annoying!!!
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> Kobo going BACK to Tribal Council.
[21:12] * NatalieAnderson cheers with teammates!
[21:12] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:12] * Melanie_Martinez slams her foot on the ground
[21:12] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! @IGGY
[21:12] <+|Destiny|> Oh! Well done, team!
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> Jeff, LaTasha, Melanie, I'll see you guys once again at Tribal.
[21:12] <+StraightKorra_> I GAVE BOLIN HEAD ONCE.
[21:12] <+LaTasha_Lee> Not an unpredictable one. @Jeff
[21:12] * NatalieAnderson high fives Mary, Destiny and Korra.
[21:12] <+Melanie_Martinez> I don't WANT to go back!
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> Grab your stuff, head back to camp. G'night.
[21:12] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:12] <+NatalieAnderson> WE DID, GURLS!
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> (tribal council at 9:14, 3 min to talk)
[21:13] <+Omarosa> (CONF: So tonight, Kobo is heading BACK to the boardroom. They should have chosen a stronger PROJECT MANAGER. It's a good thing I'm here to lead MY tribe.)
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> wait the time just changed
[21:13] <@jeffprObst> 9:15 *
[21:13] <+StraightKorra_> I would hug you right now, but I am NOT a lesbian! :) @Natalie
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> Yes, Omarosa, we get it.
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] * StraightKorra_ nervously chuckles
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> You're from The Apprentice.
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> Good for you.
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> I didn't even know what that was when I came here.
[21:13] <+Omarosa> What?
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:13] <+Omarosa> You get WHAT?
[21:13] <+StraightKorra_> IF YOU KEEP ON SAYING THAT I AM GOING TO WRECK YOUR CUNT @IGGY
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> Now thanks to you, I do.
[21:13] <+Mary_Bennet> Good job.
[21:13] <+StraightKorra_> I MEAN *YOU
[21:13] <+Omarosa> MR. TROMP I NEED ASSISTANCE IMMEDIATELY.
[21:13] <+IggyAzalea_> I'M AN ALIEN BISH
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> I CANT DIE
[21:14] <+Omarosa> MARY IS MAKING THREATS AGAINST MY LIFE AND MY RACE.
[21:14] <+StraightKorra_> NOT YOUR CUNT.
[21:14] <+Mary_Bennet> There's no one here called "Mr. Tromp."
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> IMMA SWER IMMA HURT U
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBY
[21:14] <+Mary_Bennet> Use your words, Iggy.
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> LEZBO
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> I AM
[21:14] <+Melanie_Martinez> LaTasha!
[21:14] <+Melanie_Martinez> Jeff!
[21:14] <+Melanie_Martinez> Come here!!
[21:14] <+Mary_Bennet> Use actual words, I mean.
[21:14] * Melanie_Martinez waves to her tribemates
[21:14] <+StraightKorra_> AAAAAAAH!! @IGGY
[21:14] <+JeffBoss> My name is jeff
[21:14] <+Melanie_Martinez> Okay!!
[21:14] <+Melanie_Martinez> Hey!
[21:14] <+IggyAzalea_> I CANCELLED MY CONCERT FOR GAY PRIDE FOR A REASON
[21:15] <+StraightKorra_> http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/6/62/Korra_and_Bolin_laughing.png/revision/latest?cb=20121107094012
[21:15] <+StraightKorra_> SEE I AM NOT GAY AAAAAH
[21:15] * LaTasha_Lee runs to Melanie
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> So, I have an idea!!!
[21:15] <+LaTasha_Lee> My knee is killing me!
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> Whichever one of you can get me the BEST birthday present will get my vote to stay in!!!
[21:15] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:15] <+KellyGoldsmith_> (Back.)
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> IS THAT YOUR BROTHER @KORAA
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> How does THAT sound!?
[21:15] <+StraightKorra_> We are two feet away from each other. I saw that PROVES it.
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> MHM
[21:15] <+NatalieAnderson> He's a stud! @Korra
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> I DONT TINK SO
[21:15] <+NatalieAnderson> Go, girl! lmao
[21:15] <+LaTasha_Lee> Sounds awesome, Melanie.
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> LES
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> LES
[21:15] <+IggyAzalea_> LES
[21:15] <+JeffBoss> I have a purple corvette, if you want it.
[21:15] <+JeffBoss> @Melanie
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> Wow!!
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> But... I don't drive
[21:15] <+Melanie_Martinez> :(
[21:15] <+StraightKorra_> No it's BOLIN.
[21:15] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: Lately, I feel like I haven't been contributing as much in the challenges, even though they're probably the biggest thing I've been looking forward to in this game.
[21:16] <+Omarosa> ~ literally trips over a lady bug and scrapes knee ~
[21:16] * Omarosa SCREAMS
[21:16] <+StraightKorra_> Who/was/ my boyfriend.
[21:16] <+JeffBoss> well, You have a driver that drives around for you.
[21:16] <+Omarosa> I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION
[21:16] <+Mary_Bennet> You people talk too much about boys.
[21:16] <+IggyAzalea_> BOLIN IS GAYYY
[21:16] <+Omarosa> IMMEDIATELY
[21:16] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): This is my method to get the best best best birthday possible! When I was little, my dad would beat me on my birthday... now I want to change that!
[21:16] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: It's rough, you know, to feel like you're not helping out, but it's not something I lose sleep over. That's life.
[21:16] <+Omarosa> I MAY HAVE BROKEN MY LEG
[21:16] <+Melanie_Martinez> Wow, REALLY, Jeff?
[21:16] * LaTasha_Lee brings a purple dollhouse
[21:16] <+Omarosa> I THINK I HAVE BROKEN MY LEG
[21:16] <+StraightKorra_> I just got back with Mako. :/
[21:16] <+JeffBoss> Yes!
[21:16] <+IggyAzalea_> BOLIN IS GAY YOU ARE LEZBO DEAL WITH IT @KORRA
[21:16] <+Omarosa> I MAY NEED TO BE EVACUATED FROM THIS GAME /PLEASE/ SEND MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY
[21:16] <+Mary_Bennet> I'm personally content just having a crush on Holden Caulfield.
[21:16] <+IggyAzalea_> MAKO IS GAY FOR BOLIN
[21:16] <+Omarosa> ~ Sits there dramatically helpless ~
[21:16] <+Mary_Bennet> And Eddie from the bookstore.
[21:16] <+Mary_Bennet> Omarosa!
[21:16] <+Mary_Bennet> I'll help you!
[21:16] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[21:16] <+Omarosa> GET AWAY FROM ME YOU RACIST WOMAN
[21:16] <+StraightKorra_> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW!? @IGGY
[21:16] <@jeffprObst> Was recording stuff
[21:16] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[21:16] <+LaTasha_Lee> This dollhouse can be turned into a huge house if you wish hard enough and pay loans! @Melanie
[21:16] <+StraightKorra_> I AM STRAIGHT. HENCE MY NAME.
[21:16] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[21:17] * jeffprObst sighs
[21:17] <+IggyAzalea_> I AM AN ALIEN
[21:17] <+Mary_Bennet> CONF: I really want to help Omarosa get out of here so I don't have to see her anymore.
[21:17] <+IggyAzalea_> JEEZ
[21:17] <@jeffprObst> Once again at Tribal Council.
[21:17] <+Mary_Bennet> PROBST OMAROSA NEEDS HELP
[21:17] <@jeffprObst> Jeff, LaTasha and Melanie - send me your votes + confs
[21:17] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: When people say I'm a lesbian it's just like... Ehhhhh...
[21:17] <+IggyAzalea_> CONF: Korra is making eyes at me :|
[21:17] <@jeffprObst> Please send me votes!
[21:18] * KellyGoldsmith_ glares at tribemates
[21:18] <+Melanie_Martinez> Whoooooooooahhh!
[21:18] <+Melanie_Martinez> All these great presents!
[21:18] <+Melanie_Martinez> Who do I choose!?!?!?!?!
[21:18] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:18] * LaTasha_Lee smiles
[21:18] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): It's nice to feel wanted! Too bad I have to threaten my vote to get what I want..
[21:18] <@jeffprObst> Don't have any votes, yet
[21:18] <+Mary_Bennet> Was I the only one who had to pass a sanity test to get on this show?
[21:19] <+JeffBoss> I literally just voted
[21:19] <+JeffBoss> @Jeff
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> 1/3 votes.
[21:19] <+Mary_Bennet> I should've just faked depression and gone home.
[21:19] <+Melanie_Martinez> I voted!!!!
[21:19] <+Melanie_Martinez> I just voted
[21:19] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: It's great to win immunity twice. I hope Nadiya is there, watching me on TV and being so proud of her twinnie. AHAHAHAHAHAHA
[21:19] <@jeffprObst> LaTasha, need your vote
[21:19] * Melanie_Martinez plays with her giant dolls
[21:19] <+Melanie_Martinez> Places, places, get in your places!
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces!
[21:20] * Melanie_Martinez hums
[21:20] <+|Destiny|> (Read that as Melanie plays with her giant balls)
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> (me too)
[21:20] <+IggyAzalea_> SHUDDUP MELANIE
[21:20] * Melanie_Martinez stops humming
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> Why!?
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> I'm sorry!
[21:20] * Melanie_Martinez sharpens a stick.
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> (CONF): Don't tell me to shut up...
[21:20] <+StraightKorra_> DID SOMEONE SAY GIANT BALLS..?
[21:20] <+Melanie_Martinez> :(
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[21:20] <+LaTasha_Lee> I guess YOU got stood up. @jeffprObst
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> I have the votes.
[21:20] <+StraightKorra_> I SWEAR I HEARD GIANT BALLS.
[21:20] * Mary_Bennet walks into Tribal
[21:20] <+StraightKorra_> MAKO HAS GIANT BALLS.
[21:20] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, can I have a minute?
[21:20] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA STOP TRYING TO BE STRAIGHT
[21:20] <+StraightKorra_> I WOULD KNOW.
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> If anyone wants to play a hidden immunity idol, now would be the time to do so.
[21:20] * jeffprObst glances
[21:20] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[21:20] <+StraightKorra_> BECAUSE I AM /STRAIGHT/
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> I'll read the votes.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] * Mary_Bennet steals a bunch of parchment
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Melanie.
[21:21] <+StraightKorra_> AND HAVE SEEN THEM
[21:21] * Melanie_Martinez gigg--
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote Melanie.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> Oh!!
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> Well!
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Jeff.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote Melanie, 1 vote Jeff.
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> This isn't good!
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 1. Vote. Left.
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> :(
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> 3rd person voted out of Ovivor: Ethiopia is...
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[21:21] <+IggyAzalea_> http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/6/25/korrasami.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.dailydot.com/geek/legend-of-korra-avatar-last-air-bender-guide/&h=260&w=500&tbnid=8YDGPuPUrkZ7LM:&zoom=1&docid=JXeCPF_qjCt1iM&ei=hIV7VZekOIWZyQSqoYHgAg&tbm=isch&ved=0CCYQMygKMApqFQoTCJf23dDAi8YCFYVMkgodqlAALA
[21:21] * jeffprObst flips vote over
[21:21] <+IggyAzalea_> korra
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Jeff.
[21:21] <@jeffprObst> Jeff, the tribe has spoken.
[21:21] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:21] * LaTasha_Lee frowns
[21:21] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> Heheheh!
[21:21] == JeffBoss [477fff93@gateway/web/freenode/ip.71.127.255.147] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[21:21] <+|Destiny|> Both men are out of the competition already.
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> I'll keep the car, though, Jeff!!
[21:21] <+Melanie_Martinez> Thank you!!
[21:21] <+|Destiny|> How unfortunate.
[21:21] <+StraightKorra_> WE ARE JUST CASUALLY ABOUT TO MAKE OUT YOU IDIOT @IGGY
[21:21] <+Omarosa> Another man is voted out.
[21:21] <+StraightKorra_> ALL GIRLS DO!!
[21:21] * Melanie_Martinez hands LaTasha an invitation to a party!
[21:21] <+Omarosa> ...And I'm still here in the woods.
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> I hope you're there!
[21:22] <+Omarosa> BLEEDING from my knee.
[21:22] <+IggyAzalea_> I DONT
[21:22] <+Omarosa> NO medical attention has come to me at ALL.
[21:22] <+NatalieAnderson> See ya, Jeff!
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> IT'S JUST THE WAY OF LIFE.
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> WE ARE FRIENDS. WE KISS SOMETIMES.
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> AND HOLD HANDS.
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> AND GO ON VACATIONS.
[21:22] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> THAT'S NORMAL.
[21:22] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:22] <@jeffprObst> Next challenge soon.
[21:22] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:22] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> You're bleeding, Omarosa!?
[21:22] * LaTasha_Lee takes the invitation
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> I'll help!
[21:22] * LaTasha_Lee takes the invitation
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> I'll help!
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> ASK MAKO IF I'M GAY OR NOT ;)
[21:22] * Melanie_Martinez sucks the blood from her knee
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> There!!!
[21:22] <+StraightKorra_> HE'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT!!
[21:22] <+Melanie_Martinez> I've had a ot of experience with blood!
[21:23] <+Melanie_Martinez> My dad used to hit me!!
[21:23] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:23] <+Melanie_Martinez> Everyone thought we were perfect,
[21:23] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly | KOBO: LaTasha, Melanie
[21:23] <+Melanie_Martinez> but they never looked through the curtains!
[21:23] <+|Destiny|> Our tribe now holds the power.
[21:24] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[21:24] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: EVERY GIRL HERE WANTS TO SHOW ME THEIR PUSSY. THIS IS LIKE A LESBIAN'S DREAM. BUT I AM NOT A LESBIAN!! AND MY BOYFRIEND IS OUT!! AAAAAAAH WHAT DID I DO WRONG
[21:24] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[21:24] * Melanie_Martinez twirls in!
[21:24] <+LaTasha_Lee> CONF: Guess the immunity idol stood me up and it never showed up...
[21:24] <+Omarosa> NO.
[21:24] <+Omarosa> I AM NOT.
[21:24] <+Omarosa> MEDICAL ATTENTION HAS NOT COME TO ME
[21:24] <+Omarosa> AND I AM TRAPPED IN A JUNGLE.
[21:24] <+Melanie_Martinez> Korra, be careful! It's all fun and games until somebody falls in love!
[21:24] * Melanie_Martinez giggles
[21:25] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: NOT OUT AS IN GAY!!!
[21:25] <+Omarosa> MEDICAL IS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST ME BECAUSE I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN.
[21:25] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: OH MY GOD MY WORDING!!
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> Today's challenge is simple
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> I will post a scrambled FORMER OVIVOR GEN 2 PLAYER.
[21:25] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: Another day, another challenge. Hopefully, me and my girls will be able to win one more time.
[21:25] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: OUT OF THE GAME!!! I AM NOT GAY. MAKO IS NOT GAY! BOLIN IS NOT GAY!!!
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> It is your job to figure out what player it is, and post the correct person here.
[21:25] <+LaTasha_Lee> Is it something I can show off my miniskirt with? @Jeff
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> First TWO teams to get to 3 win immunity.
[21:25] <+IggyAzalea_> K
[21:25] <+Omarosa> WELL....I GUESS I WILL PLAY FROM THE FOREST
[21:25] <+Omarosa> BECAUSE MR. TROMP IS IGNORING ME.
[21:25] <@jeffprObst> If Kobo loses this challenge, there will be a tiebreaker to determine who stays alive.
[21:26] * StraightKorra_ strolls in
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> Ready?
[21:26] <+|Destiny|> I am unfamiliar with Ovivor. I will try my best.
[21:26] <+StraightKorra_> I HEARD SOMEONE SAYING I WAS A LESBIAN!??!
[21:26] <+StraightKorra_> WHAT IS THIS.
[21:26] <+KellyGoldsmith_> The challenge is literally a simple puzzle game.
[21:26] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I'm basically the youngest of a family of quintessential Survivor superfans.
[21:26] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: Damn, I've never seen Ovivor. That's gonna be hard. lmao
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> First round:
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> veeee
[21:26] <+KellyGoldsmith_> There's no tribe better suited for this than I am.
[21:26] <+Omarosa> EVE
[21:26] <+|Destiny|> eevee
[21:26] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Eeve.
[21:26] <+LaTasha_Lee> Eevee
[21:26] <+StraightKorra_> Eevee
[21:26] <+NatalieAnderson> Eevee
[21:26] <+IggyAzalea_> Eevee
[21:26] <+NatalieAnderson> ?
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> Destiny gets it. Omarosa posted first but it wasn't spelled correctly.
[21:26] <+StraightKorra_> WHAT A NICE NAME.
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> Awasa scores a point.
[21:26] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:26] <+StraightKorra_> NOT IN A LESBIAN WAY OF COURSE.
[21:27] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> oopsdearmn
[21:27] <+IggyAzalea_> LEZBY
[21:27] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Spooderman
[21:27] <+LaTasha_Lee> Spooderman
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> Kelly gets it.
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> Dabat scores a point.
[21:27] * Omarosa is slowly climbing out of the forest with a barely bleeding leg
[21:27] * KellyGoldsmith_ smirks
[21:27] <+NatalieAnderson> Let's go, my girls! :D
[21:27] <+Omarosa> I AM DYING.
[21:27] <+LaTasha_Lee> C'mon, man!
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> 1-1-0
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> Kobo, once again, at the bottom of the barrel.
[21:27] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Shocker.
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:27] <+IggyAzalea_> HAHA
[21:27] <@jeffprObst> rrache
[21:27] <+|Destiny|> racher
[21:27] <+IggyAzalea_> RACHER
[21:27] <+LaTasha_Lee> Racher
[21:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Archer.
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Kelly gets it.
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Dabat at 2.
[21:28] <+|Destiny|> (Dead)
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> 1-2-0
[21:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Come ON, hasn't ANYONE seen the last season?
[21:28] <+IggyAzalea_> YAY KELL
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> (wtf is a racher)
[21:28] <+IggyAzalea_> Y
[21:28] * Omarosa crawls into the challenge seemingly completely uninjured
[21:28] <+StraightKorra_> KELLY STOP BEING SUCH A LESBO
[21:28] <+Omarosa> Tromp.
[21:28] <+Omarosa> Probst.
[21:28] <+Omarosa> Whatever your NAME is.
[21:28] * KellyGoldsmith_ rolls eyes
[21:28] <+Omarosa> I need SERIOUS medical attention
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:28] <+Omarosa> on my LEG!
[21:28] * Omarosa points to leg that is perfectly okay
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Ikm
[21:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Kim
[21:28] <+LaTasha_Lee> KIM
[21:28] <+|Destiny|> kim
[21:28] <+Mary_Bennet> kim
[21:28] <+IggyAzalea_> KIM
[21:28] <+NatalieAnderson> Kim
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> Kelly gets it -
[21:28] <+StraightKorra_> KIMKIM
[21:28] <+|Destiny|> I was slow.
[21:28] <@jeffprObst> DABAT WINS IMMUNITY
[21:28] <+IggyAzalea_> SO KIM
[21:28] <+Mary_Bennet> probst, I have an issue.
[21:28] <+StraightKorra_> FUCK
[21:28] <+NatalieAnderson> Welp
[21:28] <+IggyAzalea_> KELLY YAY
[21:28] <+Mary_Bennet> I think you should evacuate Omarosa.
[21:29] <@jeffprObst> 4 v 2
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] * KellyGoldsmith_ laughs
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <+Mary_Bennet> She looks so hurt.
[21:29] <+LaTasha_Lee> Mel, where are you?
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIA
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[21:29] <@jeffprObst> Alright, next person
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [+v MelanieMartinez] by jeffprObst
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <+LaTasha_Lee> I need you here with me right now.
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA IS A LESBIAN
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> KORRA IS STRAIGHT.
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm baaaackkkk!
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> KORRA IS ME.
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] * MelanieMartinez twirls
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:29] <@jeffprObst> shut up stop spamming
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> GOODBYE DO NOT LISTEN TO THE NEWS
[21:29] <+NatalieAnderson> No one here is a lesbian
[21:29] <+NatalieAnderson> as far as I know
[21:29] * StraightKorra_ burns newspaper
[21:29] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA IS
[21:29] <@jeffprObst> Next round;
[21:29] <@jeffprObst> Kcto
[21:29] <+StraightKorra_> tOCK
[21:29] == Melanie_Martinez [~Melanie_M@adsl-74-240-203-111.bna.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds]
[21:29] <+LaTasha_Lee> TOCK
[21:29] <+NatalieAnderson> Tock
[21:29] <@jeffprObst> Korra scores.
[21:30] <@jeffprObst> 2-0
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> Are we just unscrambling!?
[21:30] <+|Destiny|> Well done, Korra.
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> Okay!!!
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:30] <@jeffprObst> One more point and Awasa will win this.
[21:30] * LaTasha_Lee SIGHS
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> Come on, LaTasha, we can't lose again!!
[21:30] <@jeffprObst> From now on the FULL name will be posted
[21:30] * MelanieMartinez begins to cry.
[21:30] <+IggyAzalea_> lesbians are smart tho
[21:30] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: JUST BECAUSE I AM STRONG AND WIN IMMUNITY DOES NOT MEAN I AM BUTCH.
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> We.... can't.
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:30] <+IggyAzalea_> korra is smart
[21:30] <+NatalieAnderson> Come on
[21:30] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA IS A LESBIAN
[21:30] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[21:30] <@jeffprObst> de bldminia
[21:30] <+StraightKorra_> EdMiliband
[21:30] <+MelanieMartinez> ughghgh!
[21:30] <+LaTasha_Lee> ED MILIBAND
[21:31] <+LaTasha_Lee> ED MILLIBAND
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> ovi
[21:31] <+NatalieAnderson> Ed Miliband
[21:31] <+LaTasha_Lee> It's just me and myself and I. :/
[21:31] <+NatalieAnderson> Who's that? lmao
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm here, LaTasha!!
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> Don't ignore me!!
[21:31] <+StraightKorra_> I GOT IT RIGHT I AM OBVIOUSLY NOT A LESBIAN :* @IGGY
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> Ed Miliband is right
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> Please
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> ;(
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> EdMiliband is not
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> Latasha gets it
[21:31] <@jeffprObst> 2-1
[21:31] <+Mary_Bennet> Bullshit.
[21:31] <+LaTasha_Lee> YES
[21:31] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh
[21:31] * MelanieMartinez cheers
[21:31] <+MelanieMartinez> Yay!!!!
[21:31] <+NatalieAnderson> (rigged)
[21:32] <+StraightKorra_> WHEN U GET IT WRONG..
[21:32] <+IggyAzalea_> YOURE SMART! LESBIANS ARE SMART! YOU ARE LESBIAN. LEBANESE
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> http://ovivor.wikia.com/wiki/Cast_List
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> :^)
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> Next one
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> rdaek sluh
[21:32] <+StraightKorra_> I AM STILL 100% STRAIGHT
[21:32] <+NatalieAnderson> Darek Lush
[21:32] <+LaTasha_Lee> DAREK LUSH
[21:32] <+StraightKorra_> DAREK LUSH
[21:32] <+StraightKorra_> O
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> Natalie gets it
[21:32] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh, damn it!!
[21:32] * MelanieMartinez looks sad
[21:32] <@jeffprObst> AWASA WINS IMMUNITY!
[21:32] <+NatalieAnderson> Woo!
[21:32] <+NatalieAnderson> :D
[21:32] * LaTasha_Lee glares at Melanie
[21:32] <+StraightKorra_> YOU'RE ON FIRE!! @NATALIE
[21:32] <+|Destiny|> Good job, tribe.
[21:32] <+MelanieMartinez> What!?!?!?
[21:32] <+Mary_Bennet> Cool.
[21:32] <+MelanieMartinez> I tried, LaTasha!
[21:32] <+MelanieMartinez> :(
[21:32] <+IggyAzalea_> smart lesbi @koraa
[21:32] <+Mary_Bennet> Now then, to start my project.
[21:32] * NatalieAnderson does the *twinnies* dance.
[21:33] <+StraightKorra_> NOT. IN A GAY WAY.
[21:33] <+IggyAzalea_> TWINNIESS SLAY
[21:33] * NatalieAnderson hugs Destiny, Korra and Mary.
[21:33] * KellyGoldsmith_ laughs
[21:33] <+MelanieMartinez> (you can see my speaking right @LaTasha)
[21:33] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA ADMIT IT
[21:33] <+IggyAzalea_> YOU AINT FOOLIN ME
[21:33] <+LaTasha_Lee> Going crazy out of my mind.
[21:33] <+StraightKorra_> DO NOT TOUCH ME BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL RIGHT FAN STORIES ABOUT HOW I AM LESBIAN
[21:33] <+LaTasha_Lee> crazy out my mind mind my mind
[21:33] * StraightKorra_ shoves Natalie away
[21:33] <+MelanieMartinez> (Can anyone see what I'm saying)
[21:33] <+MelanieMartinez> (I'm afraid my internet is fucking up.)
[21:33] <+IggyAzalea_> IM WRITING ONE RIGHT NOW
[21:33] <+KellyGoldsmith_> (I can see it! @Melanie)
[21:33] <+StraightKorra_> (Yes)
[21:33] <@jeffprObst> (yes)
[21:34] <+MelanieMartinez> (ok)
[21:34] <+MelanieMartinez> LaTasha, what are we going to DO!?
[21:34] <+MelanieMartinez> We should throw a party!!
[21:34] <+MelanieMartinez> We can play with my new dollhouse!
[21:34] * Omarosa stands up
[21:34] <+Omarosa> I WISH TO GIVE UP IMMUNITY
[21:34] <+StraightKorra_> http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/did-nickelodeons-legend-korra-just-confirm-lesbian-love-story191214 FUCK THIS WEBSITE
[21:34] * Omarosa falls over on her crippled leg
[21:34] <+Omarosa> COME ON IGGY.
[21:34] <+Omarosa> COME ON KELLY.
[21:34] <@jeffprObst> Challenge at 9:36
[21:34] <+Omarosa> GIVE UP IMMUNITY.
[21:34] <+Omarosa> STAND.
[21:34] <@jeffprObst> I need to pee
[21:34] <+IggyAzalea_> HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
[21:34] <+Omarosa> AGAINST.
[21:34] <+Omarosa> RACISM.
[21:34] <+MelanieMartinez> Wait, what!?
[21:34] <@jeffprObst> (giving up immunity requires all 3 members to agree)
[21:34] <+IggyAzalea_> GAYGAYGAYGAYAGAY
[21:34] <+LaTasha_Lee> I agree with homegirl Omarosa here.
[21:34] <+Omarosa> Mr. TrOmp has NOT given me my proper medical attention.
[21:35] <+LaTasha_Lee> Give immunity to the needy.
[21:35] <+Omarosa> He is being INCREDIBLY racist against the black female gender and race.
[21:35] <+MelanieMartinez> Give us immunity!!!!
[21:35] <+LaTasha_Lee> Touring doesn't give me enough money as is.
[21:35] <+MelanieMartinez> I'll invite you to my birthday!
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> The relationship, nicknamed 'Korrasami by fans, has been heavily hinted at over the years.
[21:35] <+MelanieMartinez> :)
[21:35] <+Omarosa> I want to go to the board room TONIGHT.
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> KORRASAMI IS A MYTH.
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> IT DOES NOT EXIST.
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> IT NEVER EXISTED.
[21:35] <+Omarosa> So that I can deal with Mr. TrOmp DIRECTLY.
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> WE ARE /FRIENDS/!!!!
[21:35] <@jeffprObst> kelly/iggy have to agree
[21:35] <+LaTasha_Lee> WE ARE ALSO FRIENDS, KORRA!
[21:35] <+StraightKorra_> WE JUST MAKE OUT SOMETIMES.
[21:36] <+LaTasha_Lee> Oh wait, you aren't on the Dabat tribe...
[21:36] <+KellyGoldsmith_> There's no way I'd ever give up immunity.
[21:36] * KellyGoldsmith_ laughs
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> Please, KellY!?
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> Don't be an abusive father!
[21:36] * KellyGoldsmith_ rolls eyes
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> I mean...
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> Uh..
[21:36] <+IggyAzalea_> make OUT THEN HAVE SEX
[21:36] * MelanieMartinez closes the curtains.
[21:36] * StraightKorra_ laughs at the people who call her gay
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> :[
[21:36] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Abusive father? Are you joking?
[21:36] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN PASSIONATE SEX
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> No, I'm not joking!
[21:36] <+LaTasha_Lee> Kelly, don't make me pitiful.
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> I used to be beat as a child!
[21:36] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I wouldn't give up immunity for anything.
[21:36] * MelanieMartinez begins to cry.
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> No one cared.
[21:36] <+MelanieMartinez> No one saw what went down in the kitchen.
[21:36] * MelanieMartinez breaks down.
[21:36] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: Okay, I'm starting to calm down now! ^-^
[21:36] * MelanieMartinez cries
[21:37] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA HAS LICKED ALL OVER HER GIRLFRIEND
[21:37] == Spec_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[21:37] <+Omarosa> Racism EXISTS in my own TRIBE.
[21:37] <+LaTasha_Lee> You got a lot of baggage, I can't keep packing. @Melanie
[21:37] <+Omarosa> I canNOT stand for this.
[21:37] <+MelanieMartinez> ...
[21:37] * MelanieMartinez cries harder
[21:37] <+Mary_Bennet> I'm gonna go take a nap.
[21:37] <+Omarosa> Mr. TrOmp.
[21:37] <+MelanieMartinez> LaTasha WHAT!?
[21:37] <+MelanieMartinez> I thought we were friends!?
[21:37] <+Omarosa> Or Probst. WHATEVER.
[21:37] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: I needed to vent a little and get all of my negative feelings out!!
[21:37] <+MelanieMartinez> Do NONE of you care!??!
[21:37] <+LaTasha_Lee> We steady clashing, I need to get past this.
[21:37] * MelanieMartinez runs away screaming
[21:37] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: But I am better now. And secure in my sexuality. *me takes a deep breath*
[21:37] <+Omarosa> I NEED TO SPEAK TO MR. TROMP
[21:37] <+Omarosa> OR JEFFPROBST AS YOU CALL HIM
[21:37] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Someome give me ONE good reason why I should make myself vulnerable.
[21:38] <+NatalieAnderson> You go, gurl! @Korra
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> ?
[21:38] <+Omarosa> I AM STEPPING OFF OF MY MAT.
[21:38] <+Omarosa> I AM MUTINYING TO KOBO.
[21:38] <+Omarosa> I CANNOT LIVE WITH THESE RACISTS.
[21:38] <+LaTasha_Lee> But I'd be crazy if I sit down and take it. :/
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> you can't forcibly mutiny
[21:38] <+Omarosa> These people...that OBJECTIFY black women.
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> unless one is offered
[21:38] <+Omarosa> WHAT?
[21:38] <+Omarosa> MAKE IT OFFERED IMMEDIATELY.
[21:38] * KellyGoldsmith_ looks at Iggy
[21:38] * MelanieMartinez sobs violently
[21:38] * Omarosa literally takes off her buff
[21:38] * Omarosa burns her buff
[21:38] * Omarosa leaves her camp and joins Kobo
[21:38] <+KellyGoldsmith_> If Iggy wants to go to tribal council, I'll go too.
[21:38] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, I have an objection.
[21:38] <+IggyAzalea_> hey Kelly
[21:38] <+Omarosa> I have MUTINIED to your tribe.
[21:38] <+Mary_Bennet> Not that you know what that word means.
[21:38] <@jeffprObst> iggy needs to agree to give up immunity
[21:39] <+IggyAzalea_> I DONT AGRREEE
[21:39] <+IggyAzalea_> I WON
[21:39] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Looks like we have a deal, then.
[21:39] <+KellyGoldsmith_> We'll keep it, Jeff.
[21:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> Iggy.
[21:39] <+MelanieMartinez> Pleaseeee, Kelly!!!
[21:39] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Thanks for facilitating our pointless bickering...
[21:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> You are an artist just like me
[21:39] * KellyGoldsmith_ rolls her eyes
[21:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> Repect that and give us immunity.
[21:39] <+MelanieMartinez> Kelly, please!!
[21:39] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[21:39] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: Though for the record.. I have nothing against people that are gay, lesbian, bi or what ever.. But I'm not that way.. just saying.
[21:39] <@jeffprObst> Onto the challenge
[21:39] <@jeffprObst> LaTasha, Melanie - are you two ready?
[21:39] <+LaTasha_Lee> It makes you feel good when I'm not happy? @Iggy/Kelly
[21:39] <+MelanieMartinez> Yess!!!
[21:40] * MelanieMartinez wipes her tears
[21:40] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:40] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[21:40] <+MelanieMartinez> So ready!!
[21:40] <@jeffprObst> I will post a jigsaw puzzle.
[21:40] <@jeffprObst> Solve it and screenshot to win
[21:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> Got my hair did and my new shoes...
[21:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> (stop @Screenshot stuff)
[21:40] <+IggyAzalea_> LaTasha, I love you, you are more active, you will stay
[21:40] <+Omarosa> STOP this IMMEDIATELY.
[21:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> No, Iggy.
[21:40] <+Omarosa> There are THREE members of this tribe.
[21:40] <+Omarosa> ME.
[21:40] <+Omarosa> TASHA.
[21:40] <+Omarosa> and MELANIE.
[21:40] <Spec_> (Omarosa #JustShowedUp. I'll be quiet now)
[21:40] * MelanieMartinez sighs.
[21:40] * LaTasha_Lee stares at Iggy
[21:40] <+Omarosa> There is no NEED for jigsaws.
[21:40] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm ACTIVE!
[21:40] <+IggyAzalea_> what?
[21:40] <+Omarosa> There is need for the BOARDROOM.
[21:40] <+LaTasha_Lee> I say Omarosa joins us!
[21:40] <+MelanieMartinez> I agree!!
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> Ready?
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> 3
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> 2
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> 1
[21:41] * MelanieMartinez sharpens a stick behind her back
[21:41] <+LaTasha_Lee> She obviously wants to do it and I won't leave her stood up.
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> http://www.jigzone.com/puzzles/68055D50EC7C MAKE SURE THE CUT IS 20 PIECE CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> MAKE SURE THE CUT IS 20 PIECE CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:41] <Spec_> My name is Missy and I agree
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> Go.
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> First person to "make fire" will stay alive.
[21:41] <+MelanieMartinez> there is no 20 piece classic
[21:41] <+MelanieMartinez> there's 48 piece classic and 20 piece bird
[21:41] <@jeffprObst> click change cut on the side
[21:41] <+MelanieMartinez> I did
[21:41] <+MelanieMartinez> ther is no 20 piece classic
[21:42] <+MelanieMartinez> :(
[21:42] <@jeffprObst> http://gyazo.com/47751c90b4e4883511a3c3b9b7f1dffd
[21:42] <@jeffprObst> hon
[21:42] <+MelanieMartinez> Wait yes there is!!!
[21:42] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:42] <+KellyGoldsmith_> (Imagining Jeff Probst saying "hon" and dying. XD)
[21:42] <+IggyAzalea_> sooo confused
[21:43] * StraightKorra_ relaxes
[21:43] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Pretty typical for you. @Iggy
[21:43] <+StraightKorra_> A world where nobody thinks you're gay would be amazing!
[21:43] <+StraightKorra_> Right, Asami? ^_^
[21:43] <+StraightKorra_> Now let's MAKE OUT!!! ;)
[21:43] <+StraightKorra_> Oh, wait..
[21:43] <+IggyAzalea_> LESBIAN
[21:44] <+Omarosa> http://i.imgur.com/J1mpo48.png
[21:44] <+Omarosa> I HAVE COMPLETED THE PUZZLE.
[21:44] <+Omarosa> I AM IMMUNE.
[21:44] <+Omarosa> FROM FIREMAKING.
[21:44] <@jeffprObst> Congatulations Omarosa, but you are not on this tribe
[21:44] <+Omarosa> Another STRONG AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN is alive in this game.
[21:44] <+Omarosa> Excuse me?
[21:44] <+Omarosa> I MUTINIED to this tribe.
[21:44] <+MelanieMartinez> It's taking FOREVER to upload!!
[21:44] <+Omarosa> IGGY and KELLY are racists and I will NOT stand for it.
[21:44] <+MelanieMartinez> http://i.imgur.com/rxLYYh5.png
[21:44] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: OH MY GOD I SCREWED UP BIG TIME I WASN'T THINKING A. ASAMI ISN'T HERE B. I AM NOT A LESBIAN WHY WOULD I MAKE OUT WITH HER AAAAAH
[21:44] <+MelanieMartinez> *makes fire**!!
[21:44] * MelanieMartinez gigglesw
[21:44] * LaTasha_Lee sighs
[21:44] <+MelanieMartinez> Ouch! I burned myself...
[21:44] * MelanieMartinez sucks on the blood.
[21:44] <@jeffprObst> MELANIE STAYS ALIVE!
[21:44] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: *me flips out*
[21:44] <+LaTasha_Lee> I guess I got stood up.
[21:44] <+MelanieMartinez> Sorry, LaTasha!!
[21:44] <@jeffprObst> LaTasha, I'm sorry to say that your time in this game is over.
[21:45] <@jeffprObst> LaTasha, the tribe has spoken.
[21:45] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> Thanks for the dollhouse, by the way!!!
[21:45] * Omarosa falls near the fire
[21:45] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[21:45] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:45] <+Omarosa> MY HAIR HAS BEEN SINGED
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> I'll never forget it!
[21:45] <+Omarosa> I AM ON FIRE
[21:45] * KellyGoldsmith_ scoffs and laughs
[21:45] * LaTasha_Lee takes Melanie's dollhouse
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> No!!
[21:45] <+Omarosa> I NEED /MEDICAL/ /ATTENTION/ /NOW/
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> What are you doing!?
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> Give it back!
[21:45] <+LaTasha_Lee> Yeah, forget it. @Melanie
[21:45] <+StraightKorra_> I HAD THIS DAYDREAM... WHERE I THOUGHT I WAS A LESBIAN. I'M NOT THOUGH. @IGGY
[21:45] * LaTasha_Lee throws the dollhouse in the fire
[21:45] * MelanieMartinez breaks into tears.
[21:45] <+StraightKorra_> SO STOP!!!
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> LATASHA
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> STOP
[21:45] <+MelanieMartinez> THAT WAS MY DOLLHOUSE.
[21:45] * MelanieMartinez watches as her dolls burn in the fire
[21:45] <@jeffprObst> I need to record a bit
[21:45] <+LaTasha_Lee> Have fun. :D
[21:45] * MelanieMartinez cries
[21:45] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Omarosa, Kelly | KOBO: Melanie
[21:46] <+Omarosa> That topic is HIGHLY incorrect.
[21:46] <+|Destiny|> That was a low blow. If you are defeated in battle, you accept it.
[21:46] <+Omarosa> Allow me to FIX it for you, moron.
[21:46] <+Omarosa> I have no respect for you.
[21:46] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, I have an objection.
[21:46] <+Mary_Bennet> In the correct definition of the word.
[21:46] == Omarosa changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Kelly | KOBO: Melanie, Omarosa
[21:46] <+Mary_Bennet> Omarosa is injured and should be evacuated.
[21:46] <+Omarosa> You're WELCOME.
[21:46] <+Mary_Bennet> Now.
[21:46] <+|Destiny|> I believe a tribe change is incoming.
[21:47] <+|Destiny|> Or a merge.
[21:47] <+|Destiny|> I do not believe our host is so rude that he would leave a little girl to fend alone on her tribe.
[21:47] * MelanieMartinez dances around.
[21:47] <+MelanieMartinez> I stayed!
[21:47] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm alone
[21:47] <+MelanieMartinez> But I stayed!
[21:47] <+IggyAzalea_> swap
[21:47] <+MelanieMartinez> My condolences to my old tribe mates!
[21:47] <+MelanieMartinez> But they're dead! Hehe!
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[21:48] <+IggyAzalea_> thats nice
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> Before we get to the challenge.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> I want everyone.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> To drop.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> Their.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> Expectations.
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:48] <@jeffprObst> Alright
[21:48] <+MelanieMartinez> ...
[21:48] <+MelanieMartinez> WHAT!?
[21:48] <+MelanieMartinez> ;(
[21:48] <+IggyAzalea_> dang it
[21:48] <+Omarosa> Calm DOWN Melanie.
[21:48] <+Omarosa> I am competing with you.
[21:48] <+Mary_Bennet> What was I supposed to be expecting?
[21:48] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm SO CALM!
[21:48] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:48] <+Omarosa> Your hair...both are different colors.
[21:48] * MelanieMartinez talks to herself.
[21:48] <+Omarosa> You OBVIOUSLY support the race spectrum.
[21:49] <+MelanieMartinez> Yes, my hair is purple and silver!!
[21:49] <+Omarosa> You are the only NON-RACIST person out here.
[21:49] <+MelanieMartinez> Isn't it lovelt!?
[21:49] <+MelanieMartinez> *lovely
[21:49] <+Omarosa> Aside of RACISTKORRA
[21:49] <+Omarosa> Who believes that ALL kettles should be white.
[21:49] <+MelanieMartinez> Um... okay!?
[21:49] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: http://i.imgur.com/e7SCwo6.png WOW I KNEW IGGY WAS A LESBIAN.
[21:49] <@jeffprObst> Alright, this challenge is called "Chemistry!"
[21:49] == Spec_ [425774ec@gateway/web/freenode/ip.66.87.116.236] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds]
[21:49] <+NatalieAnderson> I was ready for the merge lmfao
[21:49] <+IggyAzalea_> THATS A GUY KORRA
[21:49] <+StraightKorra_> NO IT IS NOT I SEE BOOBS.
[21:49] <+MelanieMartinez> Ready, Omarosa!?
[21:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: When Jeff said we WEREN'T dropping our buffs, I was pretty much floored.
[21:49] <+StraightKorra_> THOSE WEREN'T THE FIRST THINGS I NOTICED...
[21:50] <+|Destiny|> Well then.
[21:50] <+StraightKorra_> BY THE WAY.
[21:50] <+StraightKorra_> SO THEREFORE I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
[21:50] <+StraightKorra_> THE ONLY BOOBS I LIKE ARE MY OWN XX
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> I will post the ABBREVIATIONS of a word on the periodic table. ex: AU for Gold. It is your job to find out the actual word and take the FIRST letter of each abbreviation to make a phrase.
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> First team to post the correct word wins immunity.
[21:50] <@jeffprObst> First to 3 wins.
[21:50] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: I just hope that we can keep winning challenges, really. We'll see if the superhuman Awasa tribe can win again. Statistically, it's so doubtful.
[21:50] <+IggyAzalea_> K
[21:50] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Kelly, Omarosa | KOBO: Melanie
[21:50] <+Omarosa> Melanie we will WIN this challenge.
[21:50] <+Omarosa> Excuse me ?
[21:50] <+Omarosa> What are you doing?
[21:50] <+MelanieMartinez> Yes, we wi--
[21:50] <+MelanieMartinez> Wait, I'm ALONE!?
[21:50] * KellyGoldsmith_ whispers "seriously, calm down" to herself
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> (omg for real)
[21:51] * MelanieMartinez giggles nervously.
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> Well... okay!
[21:51] <+NatalieAnderson> :o
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> I'm used to being alone!
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> In... dark places.
[21:51] * MelanieMartinez cries.
[21:51] * MelanieMartinez smiles
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> Okay!
[21:51] * KellyGoldsmith_ looks intensely at Melanie
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> First word
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> Question!
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> Are we taking the first letter of...
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> example: AU = Gold
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> Oh
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> wait
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> one more thing
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> do we take the first letter of
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> Gold
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> or AU?
[21:51] * StraightKorra_ rambles on to Melanie about how she likes dick, not pussy
[21:51] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> Gold @Melanie
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> also
[21:51] <@jeffprObst> there is no abbreviation for electron
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> i mean
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> e *
[21:52] <+MelanieMartinez> Uou don't know!!! @Korra
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> there is no abbreviation that starts with "e"
[21:52] <+Omarosa> Why would you use electron?
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> so
[21:52] <+Omarosa> That is NOT an element.
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> we are using electron in that place
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> does that make sense
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> that's the only one I'm giving you
[21:52] <+MelanieMartinez> No?
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> electron = e
[21:52] <+Mary_Bennet> Very good, Omarosa.
[21:52] <+|Destiny|> Okay.
[21:52] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Just get to it!!
[21:52] <+MelanieMartinez> okay...
[21:52] <+KellyGoldsmith_> We've all been through basic high school, we KNOW this.
[21:52] <+Mary_Bennet> Display that knowledge of high school chemistry.
[21:52] <@jeffprObst> also, there are times when you will have to GET RID of a letter
[21:52] <+NatalieAnderson> A+ on Chemistry
[21:52] <+MelanieMartinez> What!?
[21:52] <+NatalieAnderson> @Jeff
[21:52] <+MelanieMartinez> Like my mom got rid of my dad!?
[21:53] <+MelanieMartinez> What do you mean?
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> example, if the word is "o" and I said "AU" you would get "GOLD." To win, you have to get rid of the G
[21:53] <+StraightKorra_> I CAN'T HEAR YOU I AM WAY TOO BUSY RIGHTEOUSLY DEFENDING MY STRAIGHTNESS @MELAINE
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> but it obviously makes more sense when you have a bigger word and get something like KITTER
[21:53] <+MelanieMartinez> (wow im lost)
[21:53] <+Mary_Bennet> Like a true straight girl feels the need to do. @Korra
[21:53] <+|Destiny|> (Same)
[21:53] <+StraightKorra_> (^ @Melanie)
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> OKAY
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> First round
[21:53] <+NatalieAnderson> I'm confused
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> okay okay
[21:53] <+NatalieAnderson> I don't get it
[21:53] <+MelanieMartinez> Do an example!!
[21:53] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:53] <+MelanieMartinez> Or not, I can lose!
[21:53] <+NatalieAnderson> Well, let's do it
[21:53] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> Nevermind
[21:53] <@jeffprObst> Ignore that last part
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:54] <+IggyAzalea_> omggo
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> (ppl are CONFUSED)
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT CONFUSED (ABOUT MY SEXUALITY)
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> I AM STRAIGHT. OKAY!?
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> Ignore the last part - just take the first letter of the UNabbreviated word
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> ok
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> ~
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> OKAY!
[21:54] <+MelanieMartinez> Okay!!! :D
[21:54] <+|Destiny|> Alright.
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> :D
[21:54] <+NatalieAnderson> Alright
[21:54] <+IggyAzalea_> K
[21:54] <+Omarosa> good.
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> SEE MELANIE UNDERSTANDS ^_^
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> carbon, astatine
[21:54] <+IggyAzalea_> K
[21:54] <+Omarosa> CAR
[21:54] <@jeffprObst> No
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> ASS
[21:54] <+MelanieMartinez> CA
[21:54] <+StraightKorra_> AST *
[21:54] <+NatalieAnderson> CA
[21:54] <+Omarosa> CAT
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Cat is correct
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa gets it
[21:55] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh, I see now!!
[21:55] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Carbon = C, Astatine = At
[21:55] <+Omarosa> KOBO SCORES!
[21:55] <+Omarosa> ONE POINT YES.
[21:55] <+StraightKorra_> K
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[21:55] <+Omarosa> I am going to WIN this for KOBO.
[21:55] <+|Destiny|> Now I begin to understand.
[21:55] <+MelanieMartinez> Alright, Omorosa!!
[21:55] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:55] * MelanieMartinez cheers
[21:55] <+Omarosa> my TRIBE.
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Tungsten, Iodine, Nitrogen
[21:55] <+StraightKorra_> I AM READY TO WIN AND PROVE I AM STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL
[21:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> WIN.
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Kelly gets it.
[21:55] <+|Destiny|> tin
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Dabat with 2!
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> 0-2-0
[21:55] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh, darn!!
[21:55] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[21:55] * MelanieMartinez giggles but is also sad
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> Radium, Iodine, Nitrogen
[21:56] <+Mary_Bennet> RAIN
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> Mary gets it!
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> 1-2-0
[21:56] <+NatalieAnderson> Woo!
[21:56] <+|Destiny|> Well done, Mary.
[21:56] <+NatalieAnderson> I was never good at chemistry. hahahaha
[21:56] * MelanieMartinez is getting frustated
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[21:56] <@jeffprObst> lutetium, carbon, potassium
[21:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Luck.
[21:56] <+StraightKorra_> LCP
[21:57] <+MelanieMartinez> Luck!
[21:57] <+IggyAzalea_> LUCK
[21:57] <@jeffprObst> Kelly gets it!
[21:57] <@jeffprObst> DABAT WINS IMMUNITY!
[21:57] <+IggyAzalea_> YAY KELLY
[21:57] <@jeffprObst> Down to Melanie versus... all of Awasa.
[21:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Have you not seen a periodic table before? @Korra
[21:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Come ON now.
[21:57] <+Mary_Bennet> Fail out of Chemistry, Korra?
[21:57] <+MelanieMartinez> (yes i have such a shot here)
[21:57] <+StraightKorra_> OH GOD I MISUNDERSTOOD!!!
[21:57] <+|Destiny|> ...I pity Melanie.
[21:57] <+NatalieAnderson> Damn
[21:57] <+Omarosa> I was ALWAYS good at chemistry,
[21:57] * StraightKorra_ airbends
[21:57] <+MelanieMartinez> Guys! This is my Pity Party!
[21:57] <+LaTasha_Lee> (I say we redo everything from Jeff's elimination. :D)
[21:57] * MelanieMartinez cries
[21:57] <@jeffprObst> Boron, Actinium, Potassium
[21:58] <+Mary_Bennet> CONF: I don't know why they cast both me and Kelly, we're the exact same archetype. She's probably better at it than I am, even.
[21:58] <+MelanieMartinez> Batk
[21:58] <+NatalieAnderson> Bat
[21:58] <+MelanieMartinez> Back
[21:58] <@jeffprObst> Melanie scores
[21:58] <@jeffprObst> 1-1
[21:58] * KellyGoldsmith_ smirks
[21:58] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh my goodness!!!
[21:58] <@jeffprObst> It takes 3 to win.
[21:58] <+StraightKorra_> <_<
[21:58] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[21:58] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[21:58] <+StraightKorra_> I AM TOO STRAIGHT TO WIN CHALLENGES
[21:58] <+StraightKorra_> OK!?
[21:58] <+StraightKorra_> OK!
[21:58] <+|Destiny|> ...I am unfamiliar with chemicals.
[21:58] <+MelanieMartinez> .
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[21:59] <+IggyAzalea_> KORRA YOU ARE A LESBIAN. JUST ACCEPT IT
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> 1 sec
[21:59] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: The more points Melanie scores, the closer we get to a merge where Awasa DOESN'T just vote us all out one by one, which is my biggest fear.
[21:59] <+StraightKorra_> Ehhh.
[21:59] <+MelanieMartinez> (CONF): Awasa can use me to their advantage! My dad used to use me... but... this is different!
[21:59] * MelanieMartinez giggles!
[21:59] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: I'm not here to be the next lifeless member of Trădare! 
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Mercury Astatine Dysprosium
[21:59] <+StraightKorra_> Mad
[21:59] <+MelanieMartinez> MAD!
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> Korra gets it
[21:59] <@jeffprObst> 2-1
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> One more could do it!
[22:00] <+IggyAzalea_> smart
[22:00] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh damn, now I'm amd!
[22:00] <+MelanieMartinez> *mad!
[22:00] <+MelanieMartinez> >:O
[22:00] <+NatalieAnderson> Woo!
[22:00] <+Mary_Bennet> Uh
[22:00] <+Mary_Bennet> Mercury is Hg.
[22:00] <+|Destiny|> ^
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> o
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> okay
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> you're right
[22:00] <+|Destiny|> According to wikipedia, Mercury is HG.
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> nevermind on that one
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> we're still 1-1
[22:00] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh!
[22:00] * MelanieMartinez claps
[22:00] <+KellyGoldsmith_> (XD Fail)
[22:00] <+Mary_Bennet> Good job, OHF.
[22:00] <+|Destiny|> I do not wish to win by underhanded tactics.
[22:00] <+NatalieAnderson> The answer should be HGATDY
[22:00] <+NatalieAnderson> according to wikipedia
[22:00] <+Mary_Bennet> Was it your objective to fail chemistry?
[22:00] <@jeffprObst> Tungsten, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Rhenium
[22:01] <+Mary_Bennet> Or objection?
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> HOR
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> WHPORE
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> WHORE
[22:01] <+IggyAzalea_> THOR
[22:01] <+Mary_Bennet> whore
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> Melanie gets it!
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> i am dan foley
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> Yess!!!
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> 1-2
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> My dad used to call me a little whore!
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> Scales tipping in Melanie's favor
[22:01] <@jeffprObst> Next word, this could be it
[22:01] * KellyGoldsmith_ smiles
[22:01] <+StraightKorra_> MELANIE GO AWAY!!!
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> The word is well known for me!
[22:01] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh
[22:01] <+StraightKorra_> YOU LESBIAN!!!
[22:01] <+Omarosa> KOBO is going to WIN this challenge.
[22:01] <+StraightKorra_> STOP BEING A PERVERT.
[22:01] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[22:01] <+|Destiny|> ...This is not my type of challenge.
[22:01] <+Omarosa> Because there is a STRONG black FEMALE present on the tribe.
[22:01] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[22:02] * KellyGoldsmith_ looks at Omarosa and raises eyebrows
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> 1 second :)
[22:02] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: She's strong, she's black, she's female, but she's a neurotic psycho.
[22:02] * StraightKorra_ glares at Melanie
[22:02] <+MelanieMartinez> CONF: I feel so loved! This Pity Party won't last forever!
[22:02] <+MelanieMartinez> Hi, Korra!
[22:02] * MelanieMartinez wants to stab Korrra
[22:02] * MelanieMartinez waves
[22:02] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[22:02] <+StraightKorra_> Hey!!!
[22:02] <+StraightKorra_> Yeah do not TOUCH me.
[22:02] <+IggyAzalea_> TWO LESBIANS IN ONE SEASON OMG
[22:02] <+StraightKorra_> I am NOT a lesbian.
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[22:02] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[22:02] <+IggyAzalea_> MELAINE TOUCH HER SEXUALLY
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Phosphorous, Uranium, Phosphorous, Phosphorous, Yttrium
[22:03] <+StraightKorra_> PUPPY
[22:03] <+MelanieMartinez> PUPPY
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> Korra gets it
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> 2-2
[22:03] <@jeffprObst> This is the final round.
[22:03] <+MelanieMartinez> Oh, no!!!
[22:03] <+|Destiny|> Well done, Korra!
[22:03] <+NatalieAnderson> Woohoo!!!!
[22:03] <+StraightKorra_> DESTINY!!! MARY!!!!
[22:03] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Come on...
[22:03] * MelanieMartinez looks worried/.
[22:03] <+StraightKorra_> I NEED your assistance.
[22:03] <+StraightKorra_> In a straight way of course.
[22:03] <+MelanieMartinez> It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
[22:03] <+|Destiny|> I am not very... intellectual.
[22:03] <+MelanieMartinez> But not now!
[22:03] * MelanieMartinez brushes off tears.
[22:03] <+MelanieMartinez> .
[22:04] <+NatalieAnderson> I'd hate to lose the next challenge.
[22:04] <+IggyAzalea_> MELAINIE AND KORRA ARE IN LOVE
[22:04] <@jeffprObst> Next word
[22:04] * MelanieMartinez giggles
[22:04] <+IggyAzalea_> I AM AN ALIEN, NOT IGGY
[22:04] <+Mary_Bennet> Who's "Melainie"?
[22:04] <@jeffprObst> Boron, Argon
[22:04] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...Okay, sure? @Iggy
[22:04] <+Mary_Bennet> Bar
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> BAR
[22:04] <+StraightKorra_> BA
[22:04] <+|Destiny|> bar
[22:04] <+NatalieAnderson> Bag
[22:04] <+StraightKorra_> BAR
[22:04] <+NatalieAnderson> Bar*
[22:04] <@jeffprObst> Mary gets it!
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> ...
[22:04] <@jeffprObst> AWASA WINS IMMUNITY
[22:04] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...You're joking.
[22:04] <@jeffprObst> Melanie, I'm sorry to say that your time in this game is over.
[22:04] <+|Destiny|> Well done, tribe.
[22:04] <+NatalieAnderson> YES!
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> I posted first
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> :l
[22:04] * NatalieAnderson celebrates with tribe.
[22:04] <+IggyAzalea_> Bye Mel
[22:04] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: AWASA: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra | DABAT: Iggy, Kelly, Omarosa
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> [21:04] <MelanieMartinez> BAR [21:04] <Mary_Bennet> Bar
[22:04] <+MelanieMartinez> me currently
[22:05] * NatalieAnderson hugs Melanie
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> Alright...
[22:05] <+|Destiny|> You were a victim of poor circumstances. My apologies. @Melanie
[22:05] <+NatalieAnderson> Sorry girl
[22:05] * MelanieMartinez begins to cry.
[22:05] <+Mary_Bennet> Melanie, even I know how this works.
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> You know what...
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> It's okay!
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> None of you came to my party anyway!
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> So now, it's a PITY PARTY!
[22:05] * MelanieMartinez begins to stomp her feet
[22:05] <+NatalieAnderson> :(
[22:05] * MelanieMartinez kicks Natalie
[22:05] * MelanieMartinez pushes Iggy to the ground.
[22:05] * MelanieMartinez storms out
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> Bye!
[22:05] <+MelanieMartinez> :D
[22:05] <+NatalieAnderson> Wow!
[22:05] <+Mary_Bennet> CONF: It did feel kind of bad to kind of kill Melanie's game like that. But now she can get the mental help she needs. I hope.
[22:05] <+StraightKorra_> BYE I AM NOT A LESBIAN. O/
[22:05] <+|Destiny|> Such power for such a small woman...
[22:06] <+Omarosa> WAIT.
[22:06] <+Omarosa> I HAVE A QUESTION?
[22:06] <+Omarosa> I AM ON MELANIE'S TRIBE.
[22:06] <+Mary_Bennet> Aren't these shows supposed to have a psychiatrist on crew?
[22:06] <+Omarosa> How is SHE OUT?
[22:06] <+Omarosa> There's TWO of us?
[22:06] <+Mary_Bennet> Because we need one.
[22:06] <+Mary_Bennet> Desperately.
[22:06] <+Omarosa> Shouldn't it be a boardroom tie breaker?
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> For this next challenge.
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> I want everyone to DROP. YOUR. BUFFS.
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> You are MERGED!
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is a classic.
[22:06] <+|Destiny|> Merged...
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> You will name the merged tribe.
[22:06] <@jeffprObst> Best name wins!
[22:06] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I mean, it took you long enough.
[22:06] <+NatalieAnderson> Well
[22:07] <@jeffprObst> You have until 10:16 (10 minutes) to pick a name. PM it to me.
[22:07] <+StraightKorra_> Oh, this should be fun. ;)
[22:07] <+Mary_Bennet> Boring.
[22:07] * Mary_Bennet reads
[22:07] <+Omarosa> You have RIGGED this game ONE TOO MANY TIMES, MR. TROMP.
[22:07] <+Omarosa> You got rid of the only NON-RACIST woman here.
[22:07] <+Omarosa> I am the only STRONG
[22:07] <+Omarosa> AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN
[22:07] <+Omarosa> HERE.
[22:07] <+Omarosa> And you got RID of my only true friend.
[22:08] <+StraightKorra_> I AM A STRONG STRAIGHT WOMAN.
[22:08] <+Omarosa> You are DEAD to me.
[22:08] <@jeffprObst> A new idol is hidden.
[22:08] * |Destiny| brandishes spear
[22:09] <+Omarosa> (CONF: This game is going down. They rigged out my best friend here.)
[22:09] <+Omarosa> (CONF: This is nothing personal. It's just business.)
[22:09] <+IggyAzalea_> Korra, I'm sorry
[22:09] <+IggyAzalea_> Everyone, I'm sorry
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> I'm not quitting
[22:10] <@jeffprObst> DONT FORGET TO SEND CONFESSIONALS
[22:10] <+StraightKorra_> I DON'T SPEAK TO LESBIANS
[22:10] <+StraightKorra_> GO HOME.
[22:10] <+StraightKorra_> GOODBYE.
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> I'm just gonna be nicer
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> I have a secret
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> I actually am...
[22:10] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: It's great to make the merge. See, Nadiya? I told you I could do it again! *laughs*
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> Iggy Azalea
[22:10] <+IggyAzalea_> not an alien
[22:10] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...Shocker?
[22:10] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: But I miss you, my twinnie. </3 :(
[22:10] <+|Destiny|> …
[22:10] <+|Destiny|> ...
[22:11] <+StraightKorra_> You're gay!?
[22:11] <+StraightKorra_> I KNEW it!
[22:11] <+IggyAzalea_> I'm sorry I didn't tell you
[22:11] <+IggyAzalea_> I'M IGGY AZALEA NOT A LESBIAN
[22:11] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: It's really difficult to find a merged tribe name that perfectly encapsulates how awful this group of seven is.
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[22:12] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: I mean, sure, they're all fabulous people in their daily lives, probably, but living with them 24/7 is VERY grating and I'm just really annoyed if you couldn't tell!!
[22:12] * KellyGoldsmith_ laughs
[22:12] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: The name I suggested migh be a BIT vulgar.. but it's TRUE.
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[22:13] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: DICK > PUSSY
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[22:13] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: ALL THE WAY.
[22:13] <+IggyAzalea_> I SAID I WAS SORRY KORRA :(
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> 5/7 submissions
[22:13] <@jeffprObst> 3 minutes left
[22:14] <+StraightKorra_> YOU SHOULD BE. :/
[22:14] * StraightKorra_ pulls Iggy to the side
[22:14] <+StraightKorra_> Hey.
[22:14] <+StraightKorra_> Don't just go around calling people gay like that..
[22:14] <+StraightKorra_> It isn't cool.
[22:14] * StraightKorra_ pats shoulder
[22:15] <+StraightKorra_> I know you're confused.
[22:15] <+StraightKorra_> But I like dick, not pussy.
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> Everyone has submitted.
[22:15] <+Omarosa> I'm out for blood.
[22:15] <+Omarosa> Speaking of BLOOD
[22:15] <+StraightKorra_> Now would you like me to give you a backrub?
[22:15] <+Omarosa> I stuck my finger on a THORN.
[22:15] <@jeffprObst> In 7th place is "I like dick. Not pussy!" submitted by StraightKorra
[22:15] <+Omarosa> I'm BLEEDING
[22:15] <+Omarosa> What if I get HEPATITIS?
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> To ~ease~ your tension...
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> Not in a perverted way, ha!
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> I'm NOT a lesbian. :)
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> WHAT!??!
[22:16] <@jeffprObst> In 6th place is TOTALLLLYYYYY, submitted by Iggy!
[22:16] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I mean, I guess she's brutally honest.
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> THAT NAME WAS AMAZING.
[22:16] <+IggyAzalea_> whaaaaattt
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> IT DESCRIBES MY FEELINGS PERFECTLY.
[22:16] <+IggyAzalea_> TOTAALLLLLLYYYYYYYY
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> THE THING IS...
[22:16] <+|Destiny|> ...These names are atroticous.
[22:16] <+StraightKorra_> I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE..
[22:16] * KellyGoldsmith_ shakes her head and turns away
[22:16] <@jeffprObst> In 5th is Anti-Sausage Fest submitted by Destiny!
[22:17] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Wow. These people are atrocious.
[22:17] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:17] <+NatalieAnderson> These are awesome!
[22:17] <+StraightKorra_> I'm doing NOTHING wrong and people just can't accept the fact I'm not gay..
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Left: Omarosa, Natalie, Kelly, Mary
[22:17] <+|Destiny|> My name was poor as well.
[22:17] <+StraightKorra_> Because they love lesbians.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> In 4th is Trouble Twinnie, submitted by Natalie
[22:17] <+StraightKorra_> And Korrasami (which doesn't really exist)
[22:17] <+NatalieAnderson> :(
[22:17] <+NatalieAnderson> That was for you, Nad!
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> In 3rd is Caulfield, submitted by Mary
[22:17] <+NatalieAnderson> I miss you
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Final 2: Omarosa, Kelly
[22:17] <+NatalieAnderson> :'(
[22:17] <+Mary_Bennet> Probst, I have a concern.
[22:17] <+StraightKorra_> THIS WORLD IS SO LESBIAN I CANNOT.
[22:17] <+IggyAzalea_> go kelly!
[22:17] <+KellyGoldsmith_> There's probably no way I lost.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa submitted 'Frica and Kelly submitted Gagamas
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> The winner is....
[22:17] <+Mary_Bennet> Everyday I'm more and more afraid Omarosa will kill us in our sleep.
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> KELLY!
[22:17] * KellyGoldsmith_ smiles
[22:17] <+IggyAzalea_> YAY
[22:17] <+Omarosa> This was RACIST
[22:17] <@jeffprObst> Congratulations, Kelly, you have a 1 in 6 shot at winning this game.
[22:18] * StraightKorra_ claps
[22:18] <+Omarosa> and RIGGED AGAINST ME.
[22:18] * jeffprObst puts immunity necklace around Kelly
[22:18] * StraightKorra_ stands
[22:18] <+|Destiny|> Congratulations, Kelly.
[22:18] <+KellyGoldsmith_> It means "love" in Amharic!
[22:18] <@jeffprObst> As for the rest of you.
[22:18] <+Omarosa> You CLEARLY hate strong black women.
[22:18] <+StraightKorra_> I LOVE YOU KELLY!
[22:18] <+StraightKorra_> GOOD JOB!
[22:18] <+StraightKorra_> IN A STRAIGHT WAY OBVIOUSLY!!
[22:18] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Which, I mean, this is really a LOVE-centric game.
[22:18] <@jeffprObst> One of you will be going home tonight and become the first member of our jury.
[22:18] * StraightKorra_ claps
[22:18] <+NatalieAnderson> Damn, I don't speak Amharic!
[22:18] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:18] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CLEARLY, a positive, loving environment.
[22:18] <+StraightKorra_> LOVE-centric?
[22:18] <+StraightKorra_> I am not in love with ANYONE.
[22:18] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra, Iggy, Kelly, Omarosa | JURY: ?
[22:18] <+Omarosa> I CANNOT handle this tribe.
[22:18] <+Omarosa> I REFUSE to be a part of it.
[22:18] <@jeffprObst> Also, join #Gagamas
[22:19] * Omarosa topic #OvivorEthiopia GAGAMAS: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra, Iggy, Kelly | 'FRICA: Omarosa | JURY: ?
[22:19] <+StraightKorra_> The only people I've ever been attracted to have penises.. and that isn't going to change.
[22:19] <@jeffprObst> The merge buff is BROWN.
[22:19] <+Omarosa> I am SEPARATING
[22:19] * jeffprObst throws brown buffs at everyone
[22:19] <+Omarosa> from this HORRIBLY RACIST camp.
[22:19] <+StraightKorra_> Do not try to change my sexuality you WICCAN.
[22:19] <@jeffprObst> Oddly enough, Koror was also brown :)
[22:20] <@jeffprObst> You can all guess for the idol by the way, it's a new cycle.
[22:20] <@jeffprObst> Tribal Council is at 10:23 (3 minutes).
[22:21] <+|Destiny|> (Do we vote to confessionals or jeff?)
[22:21] <@jeffprObst> me
[22:21] <@jeffprObst> jeff
[22:22] <+Omarosa> I've worked in the white house before, hon.
[22:22] <+Omarosa> I've yelled at the president for not having a BLACKhouse.
[22:22] <+Omarosa> But let's be real here, presidency is far more delicate and interesting than some dumb game of the Apprentice.
[22:22] <+Omarosa> Or survivor, as you keep calling it.
[22:22] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[22:22] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[22:22] <+Omarosa> I would rather be baking with Barack Obama than sitting here listening to these RACIST campfire stories.
[22:22] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[22:22] <@jeffprObst> This is your first Tribal Council as a merged tribe.
[22:23] <@jeffprObst> ALL - SEND IN VOTES AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
[22:23] <+StraightKorra_> CONF: When someone calls me a lesbian. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> 5/7 votes.
[22:25] <@jeffprObst> Need votes from Kelly & Omarosa
[22:26] <+StraightKorra_> I voted like a strong, independent straight woman SHOULD.
[22:27] <+NatalieAnderson> We're a hot mess.
[22:27] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:27] <+StraightKorra_> Natalie.. you're a LESBIAN?
[22:27] <+StraightKorra_> :|
[22:27] <+NatalieAnderson> No, hahaha
[22:27] <+StraightKorra_> I did not know of this!!
[22:27] <+IggyAzalea_> I won't regret me vote, I'll only regret that person's decisions.
[22:27] <+IggyAzalea_> *my
[22:28] * KellyGoldsmith_ returns from casting her vote
[22:28] <+NatalieAnderson> I love me some sexy dudes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:28] <+StraightKorra_> You just called us HOT
[22:28] * KellyGoldsmith_ touches her Immunity necklace
[22:28] <+StraightKorra_> That says something to me... :/
[22:28] <+Omarosa> This game is HORRIBLY racist.
[22:28] <+Omarosa> I'm being PESTERED to vote.
[22:29] <+StraightKorra_> I am GOOD at picking out who is a lesbian and who isn't.
[22:29] <+StraightKorra_> I am NOT a lesbian.
[22:29] <+StraightKorra_> Iggy is a LESBIAN. Who likes PUSSY.
[22:29] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: Immunity at the merge is unreal. With all of these caricatures thronging to any sign of an IQ above 40, this vote is gonna change up the game no matter what happens.
[22:29] <+StraightKorra_> Natalie is a lesbian.. who does not like dick!
[22:29] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> I'll go tally the votes.
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> ~
[22:30] * Mary_Bennet looks up from book
[22:30] <+StraightKorra_> I like dick. NOT PUSSY!!!
[22:30] <+IggyAzalea_> Korra! :( I'm being sorry! Why? :((((
[22:30] <+NatalieAnderson> Hahahahaha, you're hilarious @Korra
[22:30] <+|Destiny|> Good luck, everyone.
[22:30] <+Mary_Bennet> I don't really even know how this works.
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.
[22:30] <+Omarosa> *stands*
[22:30] <+Omarosa> I will NOT
[22:30] * KellyGoldsmith_ smirks
[22:30] <+Omarosa> allow this GAME
[22:30] <+Omarosa> to be so HORRIBLY RACIST
[22:30] <+Omarosa> and get rid of me SO EARLY.
[22:30] <+Omarosa> I am a STRONG
[22:30] <+Omarosa> INDEPENTANT
[22:30] <+Omarosa> BLACK WOMAN
[22:30] <+StraightKorra_> AND LESBIAN!?!
[22:30] <+Omarosa> who is also a BUSINESS MAN.
[22:30] * Omarosa plays idol on myself
[22:30] * IggyAzalea_ smiles
[22:30] <+Mary_Bennet> Well, that's just too bad, I guess.
[22:30] <+StraightKorra_> I KNEW IT!!!!
[22:30] * KellyGoldsmith_ pats Omarosa on the back
[22:30] <+NatalieAnderson> :o
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> This...
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> is a hidden immunity idol.
[22:30] <@jeffprObst> And it is NOT phony.
[22:31] <+|Destiny|> Well played.
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Any votes for Omarosa will not count.
[22:31] * IggyAzalea_ holds Omarosa's hand
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote......
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] * |Destiny| claps slowly
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote....
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:31] <+IggyAzalea_> yes
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote....
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:31] <+StraightKorra_> THE LESBIANISM IS HURTING MY SIDES.
[22:31] <+StraightKorra_> OUCH.
[22:31] <+StraightKorra_> SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR!!
[22:31] <+StraightKorra_> I THINK I AM SUFFERING FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING!!
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:31] * Omarosa sits back, swaying her legs back and forth
[22:31] * Omarosa growls
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> 5th vote....
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> ..
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:31] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:32] * IggyAzalea_ high-fives Omarosa
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> 6th vote...
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <+|Destiny|> A well-played idol.
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, doesn't count.
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> We still have no votes for anyone.
[22:32] <+IggyAzalea_> what?
[22:32] <+StraightKorra_> DAMN.
[22:32] <+StraightKorra_> THIS CHICK IS BAD.
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> Final vote...
[22:32] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...Wow.
[22:32] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Uh...
[22:32] <+NatalieAnderson> Should have stuck to the plan.
[22:32] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:32] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I'm floored.
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> 5th person voted out of Ovivor: Ethiopia and the 1st member of our jury
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> ..
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] * jeffprObst flips vote over
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> .
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> Iggy.
[22:32] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...Oh my god, you idiot.
[22:32] <+Omarosa> goodBYE
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> Iggy, the tribe has spoken.
[22:32] <+Omarosa> racist alien WOMAN
[22:32] <+NatalieAnderson> What the fuck, Omarosa?
[22:32] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[22:32] <+IggyAzalea_> OMIGOD
[22:32] <@jeffprObst> Iggy, time for you to go.
[22:32] <+|Destiny|> ...Oh, really.
[22:33] * NatalieAnderson bursts into laughter
[22:33] <+|Destiny|> An... interesting decision.
[22:33] <+IggyAzalea_> I AM BLINDSIDED
[22:33] <+|Destiny|> To say the least.
[22:33] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra, Kelly, Omarosa | JURY: Iggy
[22:33] <+IggyAzalea_> wow guys
[22:33] == mode/#OvivorEthiopia [-v IggyAzalea_] by jeffprObst
[22:33] * Mary_Bennet yawns
[22:33] <@jeffprObst> And with that.
[22:33] * KellyGoldsmith_ rolls her eyes
[22:33] <@jeffprObst> It's clear it will be one wild ride to the finish.
[22:33] <@jeffprObst> Grab your torches, head back to camp.
[22:33] <@jeffprObst> G'night
[22:33] <+StraightKorra_> BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES!!!
[22:33] <+StraightKorra_> @IGGY
[22:33] <+NatalieAnderson> See ya, Iggy
[22:34] <+Omarosa> nobody can STOP ME NOW.
[22:34] <IggyAzalea_> Natalie, Omarosa, Kelly... ya'll are backstabbers
[22:34] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: That worked much better than I expected, man!
[22:35] <+StraightKorra_> BYE. GO BE A LESBIAN SOME PLACE ELSE!!
[22:35] * StraightKorra_ uses airbending powers to send Iggy flying
[22:35] <IggyAzalea_> AAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAA
[22:35] <+|Destiny|> Impressive distance.
[22:35] <+StraightKorra_> ANOTHER VICTORY FOR US STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!
[22:35] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[22:36] * KellyGoldsmith_ stares into fire
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> DICK > PUSSY
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> ALL THE WAY.
[22:36] * |Destiny| meditates on a log
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> GO AWAY IF YOU'RE GAY!!
[22:36] <+NatalieAnderson> Yas @Korra
[22:36] <+NatalieAnderson> Go gurl
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> I have nothing against people who are straight or bi or whatever.
[22:36] <+Mary_Bennet> Are we going to fire the host then? @Korra
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[22:36] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> Just saying.
[22:36] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[22:36] <IggyAzalea_> I VOTED KORRA UNFAIR ELIMINATION
[22:36] <+StraightKorra_> GAY. I MEANT GAY.
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> you didn't
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> @ig
[22:37] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: I need a completely new plan. My completely ideal future just got ripped away from me like some kind of sadistic joke by an awful person...because that's EXACTLY what happened.
[22:37] <@cOnfessionals> ... okay so
[22:37] <+NatalieAnderson> I'm ready!
[22:37] <@cOnfessionals> wait wrong account
[22:37] <+StraightKorra_> I DON'T NEED TO CHANGE.
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> Okay so
[22:37] <+StraightKorra_> BECAUSE I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
[22:37] <+StraightKorra_> @IGGY
[22:37] <+StraightKorra_> I AM /STRAIGHT/
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> Iggy actually
[22:37] <@jeffprObst> voted for Korra
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> meaning it should
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> be tied
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> 1-1
[22:38] <+StraightKorra_> SHE'S OUT AND I SENT HER ASS FLYING
[22:38] <IggyAzalea_> YES
[22:38] <IggyAzalea_> I AM BACK
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> So, here's how this works
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> Everyone BUT IGGY AND KORRA will re-vote.
[22:38] <+StraightKorra_> <_<
[22:38] <+Mary_Bennet> Do we really have to walk all the way back to Tribal because our host can't count?
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> If it ties again, we go to rocks.
[22:38] <@jeffprObst> yes go back to tribal
[22:38] <+NatalieAnderson> Damn!
[22:38] <+StraightKorra_> DON'T VOTE ME OUT I AM STRAIGHT
[22:39] <+|Destiny|> It cannot tie, since there will be five votes.
[22:39] <+StraightKorra_> ASAMI AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS
[22:39] <@jeffprObst> o right
[22:39] <@jeffprObst> me flopping yet again
[22:39] <@jeffprObst> just vote!!11
[22:39] <IggyAzalea_> Guys I havent been mean to any of you
[22:39] <IggyAzalea_> I love you all
[22:39] <+StraightKorra_> SHE HAS BEEN HARASSING ME.
[22:39] <+StraightKorra_> I LIKE DICK
[22:39] <IggyAzalea_> Just make a good vote for your future
[22:39] <+StraightKorra_> AND SHE WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT
[22:39] <IggyAzalea_> Korra, I said sorry
[22:40] <IggyAzalea_> You have been nothing but mean to me since
[22:40] <+StraightKorra_> BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOES HUN
[22:40] <+StraightKorra_> *HOLES
[22:40] <IggyAzalea_> I love dat song
[22:40] <+StraightKorra_> SORRY DOES NOT CUT IT.
[22:40] <+StraightKorra_> I GO THROUGH THIS TORMENT EVERY SINGLE DAY.
[22:40] <+StraightKorra_> PEOPLE CALL ME GAY!?
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> WHEN I'M STRAIGHT!?
[22:41] <IggyAzalea_> I MEAN IT
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> UM...!?
[22:41] <+Mary_Bennet> I think my cousin once played me that song.
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> IT HURTS.
[22:41] <IggyAzalea_> YOU ARE STARIGHT
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> kelly/omarosa vote
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> I LIKE MAKO.
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> natalie vote
[22:41] * NatalieAnderson anxiously awaits
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> WE ARE NOT THAT CLOSE YET.
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> BUT WE ARE STILL VOTING.
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> *DATING
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> SORRY I AM A MESS BUT I JUST WANT TO RAGE
[22:41] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT A LESBIAN I HAVE PICTURES TO PROVE IT AAAAH
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> okay
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> votes are in
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> you're out 5-0 thanks for wasting my time
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> ~
[22:41] <+NatalieAnderson> Sorry
[22:41] * NatalieAnderson giggles
[22:41] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> This challenge is simple.
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> I will enter all of your names in random.org
[22:42] <IggyAzalea_> Am I out
[22:42] <+StraightKorra_> BYE IGGY ;)
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> yes 5-0
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> The person selected will pick ONE PERSON BESIDES THEMSELVES
[22:42] <IggyAzalea_> BITCHES
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> To move on.
[22:42] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH WOOSH
[22:42] <+NatalieAnderson> Bye, Iggy
[22:42] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[22:42] <+|Destiny|> Goodbye, iggy.
[22:42] * StraightKorra_ blows Iggy away
[22:42] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH!!
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> The person that isn't selected is out
[22:42] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH!!!
[22:42] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH!!
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> When two people in this challenge are left
[22:42] * StraightKorra_ continues airbending
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> The four people gone will act as a "jury"
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> And "vote" for a winner
[22:42] <@jeffprObst> Simple enough?
[22:43] <+|Destiny|> ...Alright.
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> DON'T YOU RIG AGAINST LESBIANS.
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT A LESBIAN BUT YOU THINK I AM.
[22:43] <+NatalieAnderson> K
[22:43] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Sure, whatever.
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> SO IT CUNTS
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> *COUNTS
[22:43] == IggyAzalea_ [4ac097fa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.74.192.151.250] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> - everyone is perched up above water -
[22:43] * NatalieAnderson laughs out loud @Korra
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> CUNTS!?
[22:43] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Give immunity to whoever we like most.
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> CUNTS!
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> The first person selected is
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> !/
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> NATALIE
[22:43] <+StraightKorra_> !?
[22:43] <@jeffprObst> Natalie, pick someone to move on
[22:43] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[22:43] <+NatalieAnderson> Hm
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> I DO NOT LIKE CUNTS!!!
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> PICK KORRA!
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> YOUR BFF!!!
[22:44] <+NatalieAnderson> Korra, my gurl
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> YOUR STRAIGHT BFF.
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> WE ARE NOT LESBIANS
[22:44] <@jeffprObst> Korra moves on
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> I'm tempted to hug you right now, but that is TOO lesbian.
[22:44] <+NatalieAnderson> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA we're not
[22:44] <@jeffprObst> The next person selected is...
[22:44] <@jeffprObst> KORRA
[22:44] <@jeffprObst> Korra, pick someone
[22:44] <+Omarosa> select ME.
[22:44] <+|Destiny|> ...Such irony.
[22:44] <+Omarosa> Don't be a RACIST.
[22:44] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...I'm straight, I guess?
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> KELLY.
[22:44] * KellyGoldsmith_ hugs Korra
[22:44] <+StraightKorra_> YOU ARE STRAIGHT YES.
[22:44] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: My dignity just hit rock bottom.
[22:45] <+StraightKorra_> I DO NOT WANT ANY LESBIANS IN RANGE.
[22:45] * Mary_Bennet reads book underwater
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Kelly moves on
[22:45] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[22:45] * KellyGoldsmith_ points to Mary
[22:45] <+StraightKorra_> OH DAMN NAT LIKES PUSSY
[22:45] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: This tribe is all over the place.
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, Natalie, Destiny, Mary | Korra, Kelly
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Next person selected is
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> OMAROSA
[22:45] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, pick
[22:45] * KellyGoldsmith_ winks
[22:45] <+Omarosa> Finally.
[22:45] <+|Destiny|> ...
[22:45] <+Omarosa> You decided not to be RACIST for once.
[22:45] <+Omarosa> I choose......
[22:45] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT UP DISRESPECT.
[22:45] <+Omarosa> Wait.
[22:46] <+Omarosa> Who do I have to choose from?
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, Natalie, Destiny, Mary | Korra, Kelly
[22:46] <+Omarosa> I thought Natalie already was immune.
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Can't pick yourself
[22:46] <+|Destiny|> Myself, Mary, and Natalie.
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[22:46] <+Omarosa> Natalie.
[22:46] * NatalieAnderson smiles
[22:46] <+NatalieAnderson> Thanks!
[22:46] <+StraightKorra_> Lesbians. GOD.
[22:46] * NatalieAnderson high fives Omarosa
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, Destiny, Mary | Korra, Kelly, Natalie
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Next person selected is
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Destiny
[22:46] <+StraightKorra_> Why do you like girls.. not boys.. girls?! @Natalie
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> Destiny pick either Omarosa or Mar
[22:46] <@jeffprObst> y
[22:47] <+|Destiny|> ...I select Omarosa, I suppose.
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[22:47] <+NatalieAnderson> I don't, at all @Korra
[22:47] <+Omarosa> Good.
[22:47] <+Omarosa> Good.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Destiny, Mary | Korra, Kelly, Natalie, Omarosa
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Destiny vs Mary
[22:47] <+Omarosa> You AREN'T racist.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Competing for the last spot
[22:47] <+Omarosa> Congratulations.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa gets the final selection
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, pick
[22:47] <+Mary_Bennet> Picked last.
[22:47] <+|Destiny|> ...I would love to be repayed.
[22:47] <+Omarosa> Destiny.
[22:47] <+Mary_Bennet> It's like elementary school all over again.
[22:47] <+|Destiny|> My thanks.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Mary | Korra, Kelly, Natalie, Omarosa, Destiny
[22:47] <+Omarosa> Because Mary is DISGUSTING
[22:47] <+StraightKorra_> Mary, are you a lesbian?
[22:47] <+StraightKorra_> Haha.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Mary is the 1st person out of this challenge.
[22:47] <+StraightKorra_> Oh.
[22:47] <+Omarosa> and she dislikes ALL strong black women.
[22:47] <@jeffprObst> Mary you're the first "juror".
[22:47] <+Omarosa> We're in ETHIOPOIA
[22:47] <+NatalieAnderson> Sorry, girl
[22:47] <+Omarosa> ETHIOPIA*
[22:48] <+Omarosa> You CANNOT be racist down here.
[22:48] <@jeffprObst> Korra, Kelly, Natalie, Omarosa, Destiny
[22:48] <@jeffprObst> Next person is Kelly
[22:48] <@jeffprObst> KEEP IN MIND THAT MARY CAN STILL BE PICKED
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[22:48] <+Mary_Bennet> No, seriously, do you have obliviousness as a skill? @Omarosa
[22:48] <@cOnfessionals> Kelly, I need a decision
[22:48] <+Omarosa> Me.
[22:48] <+|Destiny|> ...
[22:48] <+Omarosa> Mary, please stop.
[22:48] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...
[22:48] <+Omarosa> You're only incriminating yourself.
[22:48] * KellyGoldsmith_ points to Mary
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> Mary moves on
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> wait
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> me
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> Mary is out
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> Korra, Kelly, Natalie, Omarosa, Destiny
[22:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Yeah, I thought so.
[22:49] <+|Destiny|> No, he meant Mary can be picked to choose a player to move on.
[22:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Step it up!
[22:49] <+Mary_Bennet> Do you actually know how your own show works?
[22:49] <+|Destiny|> Not picked to move on.
[22:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> What are you doing!
[22:49] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh lol
[22:49] <@jeffprObst> Kelly, I need a decision.
[22:49] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Well, if it HAS to be one of those four...
[22:50] <+KellyGoldsmith_> ...Natalie?
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> I have returned!
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Natalie moves
[22:50] <+NatalieAnderson> Thanks, gurl! :)
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Please make your decisions quickly.
[22:50] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I don't even really know, considering the only ones worth talking to haven't talked to me.
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> Did I tell you guys what my girlfriends and I were talking about the other day?
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Korra, Kelly, Omarosa, Destiny
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> | Natalie
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> ...
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> Just for the record.
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> They're friends who happen to be FEMALE.
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Korra, Kelly, Omarosa, Destiny | Natalie
[22:50] <@jeffprObst> Korra is selected
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> Not like.. main squeezes...
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> I am not a lesbian.
[22:50] <+StraightKorra_> And if I was I would only have ONE girlfriend.
[22:50] <+Omarosa> pick ME.
[22:51] <+StraightKorra_> But I am not, so what does it matter!? Ha!
[22:51] <+StraightKorra_> Kelly!
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> Korra, Omarosa, Destiny | Natalie, Kelly
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> Korra picks again.
[22:51] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa or Destiny
[22:51] <+|Destiny|> ...
[22:51] <+Omarosa> Me.
[22:51] * KellyGoldsmith_ fist bumps Korra
[22:51] <+StraightKorra_> Omarosa, because she's STRAIGHT.
[22:51] <+|Destiny|> Ah.
[22:51] <@cOnfessionals> Korra, Destiny | Natalie, Kelly, Omarosa
[22:51] <@cOnfessionals> Destiny is selected
[22:51] <+StraightKorra_> Destiny, you have not discussed your sexuality..
[22:51] <@cOnfessionals> She cannot pick herself
[22:51] <@cOnfessionals> Korra moves on.
[22:52] <+|Destiny|> ...
[22:52] <@cOnfessionals> Destiny | Natalie, Kelly, Omarosa, Korra
[22:52] <@cOnfessionals> Destiny is the 2nd "juror".
[22:52] <@cOnfessionals> Natalie, Kelly, Omarosa, Korra
[22:52] <+|Destiny|> I seem to be lacking in luck.
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> i keep fking hosting on cOnf
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> ~
[22:52] <+StraightKorra_> Which makes me wonder..
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Destiny is selected.
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Destiny, pick one of those 4.
[22:52] <+StraightKorra_> "Hm, maybe she IS a lesbian!?"
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Natalie, Kelly, Omarosa, Korra
[22:52] <+|Destiny|> ...I select Natalie.
[22:52] <+StraightKorra_> I just don't know!!
[22:52] <+|Destiny|> I do not consider myself attracted to either gender. @Korra
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Kelly, Omarosa, Korra | Natalie
[22:52] <+NatalieAnderson> Woohoo!
[22:52] * KellyGoldsmith_ raises an eyebrow
[22:52] <@jeffprObst> Mary is picked
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Mary, pick Kelly, Omarosa or Korra
[22:53] <+Omarosa> Mary is out.
[22:53] * Mary_Bennet looks up
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> I know
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> They can still pick
[22:53] * StraightKorra_ crosses ingers
[22:53] <+Omarosa> Oh.
[22:53] <+Mary_Bennet> What? Uh...
[22:53] <+StraightKorra_> *fingers
[22:53] <+StraightKorra_> PICK ME.
[22:53] <+Mary_Bennet> Kelly, I guess.
[22:53] <+Mary_Bennet> She screams the least.
[22:53] <+StraightKorra_> I'M STRAIGHT.
[22:53] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: It's interesting in this challenge to see how the old Awasa tribe functions internally. I'm naturally expecting them to be mentally insane, and so far I'm right each time.
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, Korra | Natalie, Kelly
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Korra is picked
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> She cannot pick herself
[22:53] <+StraightKorra_> Wow...
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa moves on
[22:53] <+Omarosa> pick ME, Korra.
[22:53] <+StraightKorra_> The lesbianism... :/
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Natalie, Kelly, Omarosa
[22:53] <@jeffprObst> Korra is the 3rd "Juror"
[22:54] <+Omarosa> Good.
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Mary, Destiny, Korra, ?
[22:54] <+StraightKorra_> I'M ANGERED!!!!!
[22:54] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Rough. @Korra
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Mary is picked again
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Mary, pick
[22:54] * KellyGoldsmith_ looks at Mary
[22:54] <+Mary_Bennet> Kelly, again?
[22:54] <+Mary_Bennet> I don't know.
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Natalie, Omarosa | Kelly
[22:54] * KellyGoldsmith_ smiles
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Natalie is picked
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Natalie cannot pick herself
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa moves on
[22:54] <+Omarosa> Yes!
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Kelly vs Omarosa for immunity
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Here's how this works
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Mary
[22:54] <+Omarosa> I knew this game would be rigged for someone of COLOR.
[22:54] <@jeffprObst> Destiny
[22:55] <@jeffprObst> Korra
[22:55] <@jeffprObst> and Natalie
[22:55] <@jeffprObst> vote for either KELLY or NATALIE to win immunity.
[22:55] <@jeffprObst> 1/4
[22:55] <+Mary_Bennet> Natalie, who's on the jury?
[22:55] <+StraightKorra_> OH WAIT.
[22:56] <+Omarosa> You mean ME
[22:56] <+Omarosa> OMAROSA
[22:56] <+|Destiny|> Omarosa, not Nat.
[22:56] <+Omarosa> not NATALIE.
[22:56] <+Mary_Bennet> Jeez, Probst, maybe you are racist. Omarosa's the other brown girl.
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> 3/4
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> Mary need your vote
[22:56] <+Omarosa> do ALL black women look the same to you?
[22:56] <+StraightKorra_> Did you get mine?
[22:56] <+NatalieAnderson> The game of the challenge? @Mary
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> By a vote of 3-1...
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Omarosa, chill out for once, please.
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> KELLY!
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> WINS!
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> IMMUNITY!
[22:56] * jeffprObst puts necklace around Kelly's neck
[22:56] <+Omarosa> RACISTS.
[22:56] <+Omarosa> You're all a bunch of RACIST
[22:56] <@jeffprObst> Congratulations, Kelly, you have a 1 in 5 shot at winning this game.
[22:57] <+Omarosa> INDIVIDUALS.
[22:57] <+NatalieAnderson> Good job, Kelly! ^-^
[22:57] <+|Destiny|> Congratulations, Kelly.
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> As for the rest of you, one of you will join Iggy in the jury tonight.
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> ~
[22:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Thanks, guys!
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> You have until 11:00 to vote (3 minutes).
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> to talk *
[22:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I, uh, definitely feel the love.
[22:57] <@jeffprObst> then Tribal Council
[22:58] <+StraightKorra_> HEY! YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD (STRAIGHT) KORRA IS HERE!!!
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[22:58] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[22:59] <@jeffprObst> ALL - Send in votes as soon as possible while I get something to eat
[23:00] <+|Destiny|> I wish everyone luck at today's vote.
[23:00] <+NatalieAnderson> Good lucky, my friends :)
[23:00] <+NatalieAnderson> luck*
[23:00] * NatalieAnderson laughs
[23:02] <+StraightKorra_> Hurry this up, because I have to go and NOT be lesbian somewhere else.
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes.
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> I have 2 votes
[23:02] <@jeffprObst> :
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> 2/6 ...
[23:05] <@jeffprObst> 4/6
[23:06] <+Mary_Bennet> .
[23:06] * NatalieAnderson is scared
[23:06] * |Destiny| shows no emotion
[23:07] * StraightKorra_ is NOT a lesbian
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> 5/6
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> :L
[23:07] <@jeffprObst> mary vote please
[23:07] * NatalieAnderson is STRAIGHT
[23:07] <+NatalieAnderson> :)
[23:07] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I don't doubt it?
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> need a reasoning
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> 1 sec
[23:08] <@jeffprObst> : ) : ) : ) : )
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> so did you guys see me in 2 1/2 men
[23:09] <+StraightKorra_> You're- you're..
[23:09] <+StraightKorra_> GAY!?
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> okay I'll just get the reasoning later
[23:09] <+StraightKorra_> AND I THOUGHT WE HAD A CHANCE>
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> Natalie
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote...
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] * NatalieAnderson is nervous
[23:09] <+StraightKorra_> I CALL BLUFF.
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> Mary
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 1-1-1
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[23:09] * KellyGoldsmith_ smacks her face against her forehead
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> ..
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> Mary
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 5th vote...
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa
[23:09] * Mary_Bennet yawns
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Omarosa, 2 votes Mary, 1 vote Natalie
[23:09] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote left
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> Next person voted out
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> and the 2nd member of our jury
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> ..
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa.
[23:10] * Omarosa stands and grabs torch
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa, the tribe has spoken.
[23:10] <+StraightKorra_> Ha, lesbbianism!
[23:10] <+NatalieAnderson> :o
[23:10] * KellyGoldsmith_ smiles
[23:10] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:10] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[23:10] * Omarosa trips on the way out and accidentally sets her hair on fire
[23:10] <+StraightKorra_> *lesbianism
[23:10] <+|Destiny|> Goodbye, Omarosa.
[23:10] <+Omarosa> AAHHH!!!! AAAHHH!!!!!
[23:10] <+Omarosa> THIS RACIST TRIBE HAS DECIDED TO BURN ME
[23:10] <+Omarosa> LIKE THEY BURN CROSSES
[23:10] <+Omarosa> THIS IS A REAL MEDICAL EMERGENCY I NEED HELP AAAAHHHHH!!!!
[23:10] <+KellyGoldsmith_> There's probably water at Ponderosa.
[23:11] <+StraightKorra_> For the record: Asami and I are JUST friends. :/
[23:11] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra, Kelly, Omarosa | JURY: Iggy, Natalie
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> (... when my brother is home)
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[23:11] * Omarosa rolls around on fire while legit nobody is going anything
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[23:11] <+StraightKorra_> GREETINGS!!
[23:11] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT KORRA IS IN THE HOUSE.
[23:11] <+StraightKorra_> OR OUT OF THE HOUSE.
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> Today's challenge is luck.
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> There are three houses.
[23:11] <@jeffprObst> House A, B, C.
[23:11] <+StraightKorra_> THAT IS NOT A METAPHOR FOR COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET.
[23:11] <+|Destiny|> Fix the topic, Jeff.
[23:12] <+StraightKorra_> JUST SAYING.
[23:12] <@jeffprObst> You will all pick a house, while I blow one up.
[23:12] <@jeffprObst> Last one remaining wins.
[23:12] <@jeffprObst> Ready?
[23:12] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:12] <+StraightKorra_> SO DO NOT PERCEIVE IT THAT WAY. BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG
[23:12] == |Destiny| changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Mary, Destiny, StraightKorra, Kelly | JURY: Iggy, Omarosa
[23:12] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:12] <@jeffprObst> Round 1, pick a house.
[23:12] <+NatalieAnderson> BWAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:12] <+NatalieAnderson> chill, Korra ^-^
[23:12] <+Mary_Bennet> C
[23:12] <+Mary_Bennet> (o...)
[23:12] <+NatalieAnderson> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:12] <+StraightKorra_> I PICK C BECAUSE IT'S VERY STRAIGHT.
[23:12] <+|Destiny|> ...I am not a very lucky person.
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> WAIT CUNT STARTS WITH C WHAT STOP
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> in pm..
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> K CHANGING REGARDLESS BECAUSE THAT IS LESBIAN.
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> AND I LIKE DICK.
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> AND BALLS.
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> THAT'S IT.
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> NOT PUSSY.
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> Okay
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> House B blows up.
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> Mary is out
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:13] <+StraightKorra_> DAMN MARY
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> Make your choices
[23:13] <@jeffprObst> (please send them quickly)
[23:14] <+Mary_Bennet> Kay.
[23:14] * Mary_Bennet reads
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> destiny/natalie, pick
[23:14] <+StraightKorra_> OHF has a really strong gaydar..
[23:14] <+StraightKorra_> MARY BEING A LESBIAN.
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> C blows up
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> Natalie is out
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> Destiny, Korra, Kelly
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> Next round
[23:14] <@jeffprObst> pick
[23:14] <+StraightKorra_> NATALIE TOO!?
[23:14] <+Mary_Bennet> Yeah, whatever. @Korra
[23:15] <+NatalieAnderson> Well
[23:15] <+NatalieAnderson> This sucks
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> House C blows up
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> Destiny and Korra are out
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> KELLY WINS IMMUNITY!
[23:15] * jeffprObst puts necklace around Kelly
[23:15] * KellyGoldsmith_ smiles
[23:15] <+|Destiny|> ...I have fallen.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> For the third straight time, Kelly is immune at tonight's Tribal Council.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:15] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I mean, the challenge was simply behavioral analysis.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[23:15] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Which, you know, I kind of do that for a living.
[23:15] <@jeffprObst> ALL - Send in votes as soon as possible!
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> Votes are due at 11:19 PM EST (3 min)
[23:16] <@jeffprObst> (but please send them quickly)
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> 1/5
[23:17] <@jeffprObst> 2/5
[23:17] <+StraightKorra_> I have sent my vote!
[23:18] <+StraightKorra_> I CANNOT have people thinking we're lesbians..
[23:18] <+StraightKorra_> Because never will I accept a fan fictionfeaturing me and this person.
[23:18] <+StraightKorra_> That would be more disgusting than Korrasami!!
[23:18] <@jeffprObst> 3/5
[23:19] <@jeffprObst> send me a vote + a reason in one message or i will castrate you
[23:19] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> I'll read the votes.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> Do not fall to the LESBIANISM of this PERSON.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and would like to play it, now would be the time to do so.
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> WHO I WILL NOT NAME.
[23:20] <+Mary_Bennet> None of us have balls, Probst.
[23:20] * StraightKorra_ stands
[23:20] <+NatalieAnderson> Praise, Korra!
[23:20] <+|Destiny|> ...Blunt, but true. @Mary
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote.....
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH WOOSH
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> Natalie.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> Kelly.
[23:20] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> wait
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> me
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> I HAVE THE STRAIGHT IDOL.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> Mary **
[23:20] <+Mary_Bennet> (Isn't Kelly immune-- o)
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> THE ONLY STRAIGHT PERSON IN THIS GAME GETS IT.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote Natalie, 1 vote Mary
[23:20] <+NatalieAnderson> Isn't Kelly immune? hahaha
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote...
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> Mary.
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 4th vote...
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> Natalie.
[23:20] * Mary_Bennet shrugs
[23:20] <+StraightKorra_> AND THAT WOULD BE ME!! ^_^
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 2 votes Natalie, 2 votes Mary
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> 1 vote left.
[23:20] <+|Destiny|> ...A close vote/
[23:20] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:20] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Next person voted out of Ovivor: Ethiopia and the 3rd member of our jury...
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Mary.
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Mary, the tribe has spoken.
[23:21] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:21] <+Mary_Bennet> Yeah, okay.
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[23:21] <+|Destiny|> Goodbye, Mary.
[23:21] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Destiny, StraightKorra, Kelly | JURY: Iggy, Omarosa, Mary
[23:21] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Should have made a move.
[23:21] <+NatalieAnderson> See ya, Mary!
[23:21] <+Mary_Bennet> Bye, Kelly and Natalie.
[23:21] <+StraightKorra_> WE'VE GOT A SITUATION HERE.
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Next challenge soon!
[23:21] <+Mary_Bennet> The others.
[23:21] <+StraightKorra_> A /STRAIGHT/ PERSON ALMOST WENT!
[23:21] <+StraightKorra_> DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?
[23:21] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NEXT.
[23:21] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[23:22] * StraightKorra_ comes in
[23:22] <@jeffprObst> Ready to get to your next immunity challenge?
[23:22] <@jeffprObst> For this challenge, you will be given a picture of some Ethiopian symbols. They will be scattered across the page, in large and confusing clusters. With only one minute, you must guess how many symbols are on the page, and send your guess to me in PM. The person closest to the actual number will score a point, and the first person to 2 points wins immunity! If there is a tie, the person who sent it in first wins the point, so you must be quick and accurate.
[23:22] <+|Destiny|> I am prepared.
[23:22] <+|Destiny|> Sounds simple.
[23:22] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT.
[23:22] <+NatalieAnderson> I'm ready! ^-^
[23:22] <+StraightKorra_> GIVE THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE EXTRA TIME.
[23:22] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:22] <+StraightKorra_> AKA me.
[23:22] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: It's interesting to me how stupid these people are. I mean, come on! They just sit there in complacency and get picked off. Mary's living proof. It's shocking, honestly. I thought you needed to be smart to be cast on television.
[23:22] <@cOnfessionals> Alright, first round.
[23:23] <@cOnfessionals> You have to PM me your guesses.
[23:23] <@cOnfessionals> http://i.imgur.com/FokfoZM.png
[23:23] <+StraightKorra_> Did you guys know I gave Mako head last week?
[23:23] <@cOnfessionals> Go!
[23:23] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: It's do or die, now. I hate Kelly, she has to go. I'll literally KILL myself if Kelly wins this game.
[23:23] <@jeffprObst> (pm jeff)
[23:24] <+NatalieAnderson> That's hard! HAHAHA
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> The answer was... 171.
[23:24] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: Some of these people are maniacs. I mean, am I REALLY the only one to notice that Natalie is a really weird person?
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> Destiny sent her guess in first
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> Destiny scores!
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> Destiny - 1
[23:24] <+NatalieAnderson> Oh
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> Second round
[23:24] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/HM1njBZ.jpg
[23:25] <@jeffprObst> The answer is 65
[23:25] <@jeffprObst> Korra gets it right, Korra scores!
[23:25] <@jeffprObst> 1-1
[23:26] <+StraightKorra_> #STRAIGHTPOWER
[23:26] <+StraightKorra_> #ILIKEDICKNOTPUSSY
[23:26] <+NatalieAnderson> Go, Korra!
[23:26] <@jeffprObst> Third round
[23:26] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:26] <@jeffprObst> http://i.imgur.com/WDFRAeA.jpg
[23:26] <@jeffprObst> Go!
[23:26] <+KellyGoldsmith_> CONF: And then some of these people just don't want to lie, as if telling someone they can't get a million dollars is ethical in the first place?
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> This was a close one.
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> Kelly guessed 132
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> Destiny guessed 134
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> The answer was...
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> 151
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> Destiny is closer by 2 points
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> DESTINY
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> WINS
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> IMMUNITY!
[23:27] <+|Destiny|> My thanks.
[23:27] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:27] * jeffprObst puts necklace around Destiny's neck
[23:27] <+NatalieAnderson> @Destiny
[23:27] * NatalieAnderson hugs Destiny
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> Congratulations, Destiny, on a 1 in 3 chance at winning this game.
[23:27] * KellyGoldsmith_ sighs
[23:27] <@jeffprObst> One of you will become the 4th member of our jury tonight.
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> (my brother really wants the laptop, send in votes ASAP)
[23:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I really thought this game would be more fun. I really did.
[23:28] <@jeffprObst> Set your torches down and take a seat.
[23:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> But, no, it's just a shepherd leading their sheep off a cliff while they run home with the million.
[23:28] <+KellyGoldsmith_> This sucks.
[23:29] * NatalieAnderson goes to Tribal Council.
[23:29] <+StraightKorra_> HOLD UP ONE SECOND.
[23:29] <+StraightKorra_> I AM BUSY BEING STRAIGHT!!
[23:29] <@jeffprObst> Need a vote Korra
[23:29] * |Destiny| sets down, glancing at the necklace
[23:29] <+|Destiny|> *sits
[23:30] <+NatalieAnderson> Come on, Korra
[23:30] <+NatalieAnderson> My straight friend
[23:30] * KellyGoldsmith_ looks at Korra and mouths "please."
[23:30] <+StraightKorra_> YOU ARE A LESBIAN.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> Alright.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> I'll read the votes.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> 1st vote...
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> Kelly.
[23:30] <+NatalieAnderson> I'm not bwahahahaha
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> 2nd vote...
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> Natalie.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> 3rd vote...
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> Kelly.
[23:30] <+NatalieAnderson> Well
[23:30] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Whatever.
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> 8th person voted out of Ovivor: Ethiopia and the 4th member of our jury...
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:30] <@jeffprObst> Kelly.
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> * ciera music plays *
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> Kelly, the tribe has spoken.
[23:31] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:31] <+Omarosa> bitch got what she DESERVED
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[23:31] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:31] <+|Destiny|> Goodbye, and well played, Kelly.
[23:31] == jeffprObst changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Destiny, StraightKorra, Kelly | JURY: Iggy, Omarosa, Mary, Kelly
[23:31] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I tried.
[23:31] <+StraightKorra_> Can I just say that
[23:31] * KellyGoldsmith_ turns to Gagamas
[23:31] <+KellyGoldsmith_> By the way, Gagamas doesn't mean love.
[23:31] <+KellyGoldsmith_> It means idiots.
[23:31] <+StraightKorra_> I HAVE NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE STRUGGLED WITH MY SEXUALITY.
[23:31] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Fits you perfectly.
[23:31] <+StraightKorra_> BUT KELLY HERE.
[23:31] * KellyGoldsmith_ walks out of tribal
[23:31] <@jeffprObst> (Kelly send final words please)
[23:31] == |Destiny| changed the topic of #OvivorEthiopia to: GAGAMAS: Natalie, Destiny, StraightKorra | JURY: Iggy, Omarosa, Mary, Kelly
[23:31] <+StraightKorra_> THIS KELLY KEPT FLIRTING WITH ME.
[23:31] <+NatalieAnderson> Final 3, gurls! :D
[23:31] <+StraightKorra_> AND HER LESBIANISM WAS STARTING TO RUB OFF ON MY STRAIGHT SELF. :/
[23:32] <@jeffprObst> Your final immunity challenge is soon!
[23:32] <@jeffprObst> In the meantime, enjoy the fact that all three of you are from original Awasa.
[23:32] <+|Destiny|> Asawa has remained strong.
[23:32] <+StraightKorra_> I will not enjoy this time.
[23:32] <+StraightKorra_> Because I am with two lesbians. :/
[23:32] <+StraightKorra_> At least I think they're both lesbians.
[23:32] <+StraightKorra_> *sighs*
[23:32] <+|Destiny|> I am not lesbian.
[23:33] <+|Destiny|> Nor am I straight.
[23:33] <+StraightKorra_> So you
[23:33] <+StraightKorra_> So you're..
[23:33] <+StraightKorra_> lesbian?
[23:33] <+|Destiny|> Asexual.
[23:33] <+StraightKorra_> I believe that is a slang term for LESBIAN.
[23:33] <+StraightKorra_> I may be wrong, though. :/
[23:34] <+StraightKorra_> But how about we talk about something that is NOT lesbian?
[23:34] <+StraightKorra_> Like...
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> Come on in, guys!
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> My brother doesn't want the laptop, so I don't need to rush this.
[23:34] * |Destiny| enters
[23:34] <@jeffprObst> Are you ready for your final immunity challenge?
[23:34] <+NatalieAnderson> CONF: Final 3, it's so great! And I did it with my two best friends. That's just exactly what I wanted, since the beggining.
[23:34] <+StraightKorra_> AS A STRAIGHT WOMAN.
[23:34] <+StraightKorra_> I AM.
[23:35] <+NatalieAnderson> I definitely am, Jeff
[23:35] <+NatalieAnderson> http://38.media.tumblr.com/1cea9cdfedf2ffa33e28140a5ba6dbe5/tumblr_nceoj5gs3K1tkko5yo7_400.gif
[23:35] <+StraightKorra_> A STRONG, INDEPENDENT STRAIGHT WOMAN.
[23:35] <+StraightKorra_> YES.
[23:35] <+NatalieAnderson> Good luck, my gurls
[23:35] <+|Destiny|> I wish both of my competitors the best of luck.
[23:35] <+StraightKorra_> Straight people do not need luck!
[23:35] <+NatalieAnderson> Thank you
[23:35] <+StraightKorra_> I like dick, NOT pussy.
[23:35] <@jeffprObst> Alright, for this challenge
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> You will have to balance pots, plates, and cups.
[23:36] <+StraightKorra_> OH MY GOD.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> You are each balancing one pot.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> When I say,
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> you must go
[23:36] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE NOT GOOD AT BALANCING CUPS.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> *balances pot*
[23:36] <+StraightKorra_> BUT I AM THE AVATAR!!
[23:36] <+|Destiny|> Alright...
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> The last person to do so will lose a rope.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> Once you lose all 5 ropes, you are out.
[23:36] <+NatalieAnderson> Alright
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> However, it gets tricky.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> Eventually.
[23:36] <+NatalieAnderson> That's scary lol
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> You will add on plates/cups.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> So you will have to balance more.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> For now - you're just balancing a cup.
[23:36] <@jeffprObst> Survivors ready?
[23:36] <+NatalieAnderson> Yes!
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> Yes.
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:37] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:37] <+NatalieAnderson> *balances pot*
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> It was a pot, not a cup
[23:37] <+StraightKorra_> YOU SAID CUP
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> wait
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> me being a tard
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> You did say cup.
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> It's a cup
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> You made a mistake.
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> ... Natalie/Destiny still haven't balanced their cup
[23:37] <+NatalieAnderson> *balances cup*
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Natalie gets it
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Destiny loses a rope
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> 5-5-4
[23:37] <+NatalieAnderson> Sorry :(
[23:37] <@jeffprObst> Now you are adding a PLATE.
[23:37] <+|Destiny|> However, you said we say *balances pot*
[23:38] <+|Destiny|> If I may.
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Cup -> Plate
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Got it?
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:38] * NatalieAnderson balances cup and plate
[23:38] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:38] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Separate posts.
[23:38] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:38] * NatalieAnderson balances plate
[23:38] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:38] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:38] <+NatalieAnderson> damn
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Destiny loses another rope.
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> 5-5-3
[23:38] * |Destiny| groans
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Next round, you are adding a pot.
[23:38] <@jeffprObst> Cup, Plate, Pot
[23:39] <+NatalieAnderson> .
[23:39] == NatalieAnderson [~NatalieAn@201-68-180-134.dsl.telesp.net.br] has quit [Quit: Public PJIRC @ http://pjirc.viper007bond.com/]
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> oh
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> me
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> I was building suspense
[23:39] <@jeffprObst> Should we wait for her?
[23:39] <+|Destiny|> Yes.
[23:40] == NatalieAnderson [~NatalieAn@201-68-180-134.dsl.telesp.net.br] has joined #OvivorEthiopia
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> okay
[23:40] <NatalieAnderson> Oh, ok
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> Cup, Plate, Pot
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:40] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:40] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:40] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:40] <+|Destiny|> *balances plate*
[23:40] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:40] * NatalieAnderson balances plate
[23:40] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:40] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:40] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> Destiny loses another rope
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> 5-5-3
[23:40] <+|Destiny|> ...I am slow.
[23:40] <@jeffprObst> 2 *
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Next round, drop your stack down to just a cup.
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> You are only balancing a cup.
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:41] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:41] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:41] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Destiny down to 1 rope.
[23:41] <+|Destiny|> ...
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> You are adding a plate.
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Cup -> Plate
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:41] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:41] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:41] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:41] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:41] <+|Destiny|> *balances plate*
[23:41] * NatalieAnderson balances plate
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Natalie loses a rope
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> 5-4-1
[23:41] <NatalieAnderson> Damn
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Next round, you're adding a pot.
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Cup, Plate, Pot
[23:41] <@jeffprObst> Cup, Plate, Pot
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:42] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:42] <+|Destiny|> *balances plate*
[23:42] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:42] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:42] * NatalieAnderson balances plate
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot*
[23:42] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> Natalie loses a rope.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> 5-3-1
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> Remove your stack, it is just a cup again.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> You are only balancing a cup.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:42] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:42] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cip* ~
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> *cup
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> Korra loses a rope.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> 4-3-1
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> You are not adding anything, you are still only balancing a cup.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:42] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:42] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:42] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> Korra loses another rope.
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> 3-3-1
[23:42] <@jeffprObst> You are now adding a pot.
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> Cup -> Pot
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~ 
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> Natalie loses a rope.
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> 3-2-1
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:43] <NatalieAnderson> dammit
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> You are adding another pot
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> Cup -> Pot
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> x2
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> v
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances plate* ~
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> It was a pot, not a plate
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> Korra loses a rope
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> 2-2-1
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> Very close.
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> You are adding another pot.
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> so cup -> pot x3
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:43] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:43] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~ 
[23:43] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:43] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:44] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <+|Destiny|> *balances pot*
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:44] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> let me check
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> Natalie loses a rope
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> 2-1-1
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> You are removing your stack, to just a cup.
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> You are only balancing a cup.
[23:44] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:44] <@jeffprObst> me
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:45] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~ 
[23:45] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:45] <+|Destiny|> *balances cup*
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> Destiny loses a rope
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> Destiny is out of this challenge.
[23:45] <+|Destiny|> Ah... I had too poor of a start.
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> We're down to Korra & Natalie
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> You are adding a pot.
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> Cup -> Pot
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:45] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:45] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~ 
[23:45] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:45] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> Korra loses a rope
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> 1-1
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> This is the final round.
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> You are adding another pot.
[23:45] <+|Destiny|> Such a close fight...
[23:45] <@jeffprObst> Cup, Pot, Pot
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> (this is so close omg)
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> *wiggles*
[23:46] * NatalieAnderson balances cup
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances cup* ~
[23:46] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:46] * NatalieAnderson balances pot
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> ~ *balances pot* ~
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> KORRA
[23:46] <+|Destiny|> (If I hadn't had such a bad start)
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> WINS
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> FINAL IMMUNITY
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> YES!!!!
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> #STRAIGHTKORRA
[23:46] <+|Destiny|> Congratulations, Korra.
[23:46] <NatalieAnderson> Good job, Korra! ^-^
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> STRAIGHTNESS IS KEY.
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> Congratulations, Korra, you have a guaranteed spot in the f2.
[23:46] <+|Destiny|> I do hope you will take me, as I have very little change of winning.
[23:46] <+StraightKorra_> TO WINNING IMMUNITY. ;)
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> Destiny, Natalie -- one of you will be going home tonight.
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:46] <@jeffprObst> Korra, you have as long as you want to make a decision
[23:47] <+StraightKorra_> WOOSH~
[23:47] <@jeffprObst> But please try to hurry
[23:47] <@jeffprObst> Send me your vote as soon as possible
[23:48] * NatalieAnderson is scared
[23:49] <+Mary_Bennet> .
[23:49] <@jeffprObst> alright.
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> I have the vote.
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> The person voted out will be asked to leave immediately.
[23:50] <+StraightKorra_> I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!!!
[23:50] <+|Destiny|> Good luck, Natalie.
[23:50] <+StraightKorra_> THIS VOTE. IS FOR A LESBIAN PEOPLE LIKE TO CALL..
[23:50] <NatalieAnderson> Good luck, Destiny!
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> The next person voted out of Ovivor: Ethiopia and the final member of our jury
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> ..
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> .
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> Natalie.
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> Natalie, the tribe has spoken.
[23:50] * jeffprObst snuffs torch
[23:50] <NatalieAnderson> What the FUCK, Korra?
[23:50] <@jeffprObst> Time for you to go.
[23:50] <NatalieAnderson> Well, see ya
[23:50] <NatalieAnderson> Bye o/
[23:50] <+|Destiny|> My thanks, Korra.
[23:50] <+|Destiny|> Goodbye, and well played, Natalie.
[23:50] <+StraightKorra_> You are a LESBIAN.
[23:50] <+StraightKorra_> I am not..
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> And I could not take the flirting!
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> I LIKE DICK.
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> NOT PUSSY!?
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> OKAY!?
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> OKAY!
[23:51] <+StraightKorra_> DO YOU GET IT NOW!?
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Okay.
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> And with that.
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> You two have made it as far as you can in this game
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> The power... now shifts to the jury
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> The 5 people you had a hand in voting out
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Will now determine a winner
[23:52] * |Destiny| glances at the jury
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Iggy.
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Omarosa.
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Mary.
[23:52] <@jeffprObst> Kelly.
[23:53] <@jeffprObst> and Natalie.
[23:53] <@jeffprObst> Will now vote for a winner.
[23:53] <@jeffprObst> ~
[23:53] <@jeffprObst> The floor is yours
[23:53] <@jeffprObst> Send me a vote whenever you can, jury!
[23:53] <+Omarosa> EXCUSE ME
[23:53] <+Omarosa> PARDON ME
[23:53] <+Omarosa> GET OUT OF MY WAY
[23:53] <+Omarosa> Both of you.
[23:53] <+Omarosa> were RACIST.
[23:53] <+Omarosa> as all HELL.
[23:53] <+StraightKorra_> ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS.
[23:53] <+Omarosa> Tell me....why do you think you should win?
[23:53] <+StraightKorra_> I AM NOT A LESBIAN.
[23:53] <+StraightKorra_> GOODBYE
[23:53] <+|Destiny|> I do not believe I was racist.
[23:53] * NatalieAnderson gets up
[23:53] <NatalieAnderson> First of all
[23:53] <+StraightKorra_> ~+~ WOOSH ~+~
[23:53] <NatalieAnderson> Both played a great game
[23:53] <+|Destiny|> I managed to get through this game with skill alone.
[23:53] <NatalieAnderson> Korra was smart to vote me off, though
[23:53] <+|Destiny|> And not by stooping to the level of lies.
[23:53] <NatalieAnderson> Because I would have won this shit
[23:54] <NatalieAnderson> Congrats both of you my gurls, for making FTC
[22:54] <NatalieAnderson> Korra, you played a good game
[22:54] <NatalieAnderson> but
[22:54] <NatalieAnderson> You are lesbian, let's face it
[22:54] <NatalieAnderson> Stop denying it
[22:54] <+StraightKorra_> Me when YOU'RE the lesbian. :/
[22:55] <+StraightKorra_> Asami is my FRIEND.
[22:55] <NatalieAnderson> and Destiny, you were my designated twinnie
[22:55] <NatalieAnderson> so I'll vote for you
[22:55] <NatalieAnderson> Sorry, Korra
[22:55] * KellyGoldsmith_ gets up for her speech
[22:55] <+|Destiny|> My deepest gratitude.
[22:55] <NatalieAnderson> Bye :*
[22:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Hey, guys! Just wanted to say hi since we haven't talked in a while.
[22:55] <+|Destiny|> Hello, Kelly.
[22:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I've had a long time to think about the ideal Final 2.
[22:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> It's been 38 days and I'll be honest, I was hoping to see you guys over here on my side of things...but it could have been worse!
[22:55] <+StraightKorra_> We hold hands and take vacations together and make out occasionally... BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING.
[22:55] * KellyGoldsmith_ turns to Korra
[22:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Korra, I was surprised and...disappointed by your conduct my last few days at camp...but you did do some great things as well. 
[22:55] <+KellyGoldsmith_> You gave me the chance to see Natalie take her own walk of shame.
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Even though you were totally fake, I admire everything you've done...but I hope you know that part of your success tonight comes at my expense
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> If you think you did this on integrity, don't flatter yourself.
[22:56] * KellyGoldsmith_ turns to Destiny
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> On the other hand, we have Destiny. 
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I've had to sit here for a long time and hear Jeff say things about relationships...and I certainly didn't see you try and make one with me.
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I don't know about everybody else...hence my dilemma.
[22:56] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I've thought a lot about it, and I'm gonna need a little help.
[22:56] * KellyGoldsmith_ turns to face both equally
[22:56] <+StraightKorra_> Kelly, can I just say you were EASILY.
[22:57] <+StraightKorra_> Yes EASILY the most lesbian person here.
[22:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> I need you guys to pick a number between one and one thousand.
[22:57] <+|Destiny|> ...More luck.
[22:57] <+StraightKorra_> I WOULD NOT FALL FOR YOUR TRICKERY!!!
[22:57] <+StraightKorra_> 18. BECAUSE IT IS NOT GAY.
[22:57] <+|Destiny|> I find myself on the losing end of most luck-based endeavors.
[22:57] <+|Destiny|> 19.
[22:57] <+|Destiny|> I choose 19.
[22:57] <+KellyGoldsmith_> Thank you, congratulations to you both.
[22:57] * KellyGoldsmith_ sits down
[22:58] <+|Destiny|> I would like to point out that I played a decent physical game.
[22:58] <+|Destiny|> I was a strong help in the tribal challenges.
[22:58] <+|Destiny|> And I also won the challenge necessary to eliminate Kelly.
[22:59] <+Mary_Bennet> Okay.
[22:59] <+Mary_Bennet> Honestly, I was hoping Kelly or Natalie would be here so I could actually care about this.
[22:59] <+Mary_Bennet> But since they're not I don't really have anything to say.
[22:59] <+Mary_Bennet> Uh...
[22:59] <+|Destiny|> Fair enough. We did not speak throughout the duration of the game.
[23:00] <+Mary_Bennet> Pick a book character that describes your gameplay. @both
[23:00] <+|Destiny|> Hmm...
[23:00] <@jeffprObst> 3/5
[23:01] <+StraightKorra_> Hm...
[23:01] <+StraightKorra_> SOMEONE WHO IS NOT A LESBIAN.
[23:01] <+StraightKorra_> Like um.
[23:02] <+StraightKorra_> Who's a straight, strong female protagonist who likes dick and not pussy?
[23:02] <+StraightKorra_> I'm her!
[23:02] <+|Destiny|> Reyna Ramirez-Arellano from the Percy Jackson series. A wise, strong, determined individual who is honorable as well.
[23:02] <+Mary_Bennet> Ew, I don't read YA.
[23:02] <+StraightKorra_> THANK YOU! :)
[23:02] <+|Destiny|> ...At least I gave an answer.
[23:03] <+StraightKorra_> I did give her an answer. <_<
[23:03] <+Mary_Bennet> Korra.
[23:03] <+|Destiny|> ...If you believe it was an answer.
[23:03] <+Mary_Bennet> If you win the money, would you use it to hire a psychiatrist for yourself?
[23:04] <@jeffprObst> (mary please vote)
[23:04] <+Mary_Bennet> (SG holding up the jury vote like old times (crass) )
[23:04] <+StraightKorra_> Hm..
[23:04] <+Mary_Bennet> (Just like the old tiiiimes)
[23:04] <+StraightKorra_> Why would I visit a psychiatrist!?
[23:04] == Speckari has changed nick to Latasha_Lee
[23:04] <+StraightKorra_> I am NOT a lesbian.
[23:05] <+Mary_Bennet> Okay, my mind is made up, thank you.
[23:05] <+|Destiny|> By the way, good luck with the vote Korra.
[23:05] <+|Destiny|> We
[23:05] <+|Destiny|> 've both worked hard to get here, and will shortly be finding how just who worked harder.
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[23:06] <+|Destiny|> ...
[19:47] <@StraightKorra_> This is just the working title!
[19:47] 
 Mmm.
[19:58] <@StraightKorra_> Hi!!
[19:58] 
 Hello.
[21:19] 
 Who shall we vote?
[21:20] 
 Possibly Iggy?
[21:20] <@StraightKorra_> Iggy, yes!
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[21:21] <NatalieAnderson> Yo, my gurls!
[21:21] <@StraightKorra_> We're voting IGGY.
[21:21] 
 Perfect.
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[21:22] <NatalieAnderson> Wait, what about Omarosa?
[21:22] <NatalieAnderson> I feel like she's a bigger threat than Iggy
[21:23] <@StraightKorra_> She came to me and said she had NO allies.
[21:23] <@StraightKorra_> Which obviously means she's straight.
[21:23] <@StraightKorra_> But.. sure?
[21:23] <NatalieAnderson> Well, can we trust her?
[21:23] <@StraightKorra_> We'll get her out next round.
[21:23] <NatalieAnderson> Alright
[21:23] <@StraightKorra_> If you don't want to do it this time
[21:23] 
 So our vote remains Iggy?
[21:23] 
 Then Omarosa next?
[21:24] <@StraightKorra_> Yup! ;)
[21:24] 
 Alright.
[21:24] <@StraightKorra_> Well, if Nat is okay with that.
[21:24] <NatalieAnderson> Ok
[21:26] <@StraightKorra_> CHANGE OF PLANS OMAROSA.
[21:26] <NatalieAnderson> Mary is voting for Omarosa
[21:27] <NatalieAnderson> Let's do it
[21:28] 
 Alright.
[21:31] <@StraightKorra_> o
[21:31] <NatalieAnderson> Damn
[21:31] <NatalieAnderson> Mary screwed us up.
[21:31] <@StraightKorra_> She told her!?
[21:31] <NatalieAnderson> I dunno
[21:31] <NatalieAnderson> But we just changed because of her
[21:32] 
 It is rather strange.
[21:33] <NatalieAnderson> Holy shit!!!!!
[21:33] <NatalieAnderson> That's amazing
[21:33] 
 ...Well that works.
[21:34] <NatalieAnderson> I am dying!
[21:34] <@StraightKorra_> One of us NEEDS immunity!!
[21:34] 
 I suppose things remain in our favor.
[21:35] <NatalieAnderson> Yas!
[21:37] <NatalieAnderson> Omarosa is going next.
[21:37] <NatalieAnderson> If she wins immunity, it's Kelly
[21:38] 
 I believe Kelly may be a smarter vote.
[21:38] 
 She is very capable in challenges.
[21:38] <@StraightKorra_> Save ME!!!
[21:39] <NatalieAnderson> Of course
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[21:54] <@StraightKorra_> We cannot vote Omarosa!
[21:55] <@StraightKorra_> KELLY!!!
[21:55] 
 We shall vote for the one who does not win immunity.
[21:57] 
 Now our votes shall go to Omarosa.
[21:57] <@StraightKorra_> K!!
[21:57] <NatalieAnderson> Of course.
[21:57] <@StraightKorra_> Let's do it!!
[22:04] <NatalieAnderson> I've been informed Kelly is trying to vote me off
[22:04] <NatalieAnderson> Let's hope for a happy ending
[22:05] 
 At the least it should go into a tie.
[22:08] <@StraightKorra_> She doesn't really have the idol.
[22:08] <@StraightKorra_> So do NOT listen to her.
[22:08] <NatalieAnderson> I don't trust her hahaha
[22:09] <NatalieAnderson> She's such a hot mess
[22:09] <NatalieAnderson> She's a psycho
[22:09] <@StraightKorra_> What do you expect from a LESBIAN!?
[22:09] <NatalieAnderson> Yeah, hahaha
[22:14] <NatalieAnderson> We can't let Kelly win this challenge
[22:14] <NatalieAnderson> She has to go next.
[22:15] 
 I will do my best.
[22:15] 
 We have lost.
[22:16] <@StraightKorra_> Is Mary actually with us?
[22:16] 
 I do not believe so.
[22:16] <NatalieAnderson> I dunno
[22:16] <@StraightKorra_> So, we go for Mary?
[22:16] <NatalieAnderson> Last vote Omarosa got only 3 votes
[22:16] <NatalieAnderson> Sure
[22:16] 
 I suppose so.
[22:16] <@StraightKorra_> She's LESBIAN anyways.
[22:19] <@StraightKorra_> But one of us MOST win immunity next round. :/
[22:19] <NatalieAnderson> Yes, totally
[22:19] 
 ...That would be ideal.
[22:19] <@StraightKorra_> *MUST
[22:20] <@StraightKorra_> Do not fall to Kelly's lesbianism!
[22:28] 
 Now we shall take out Kelly.
[22:28] <NatalieAnderson> Finally!
[20:18] <StraightKorra_> Do I suck?
[20:18] <StraightKorra_> tbh
[20:18] <jeffprObst> No
[20:19] <jeffprObst> you're hilarious
[20:19] <StraightKorra_> I'm trying to think of a good plot
[20:19] <jeffprObst> just like conch
[20:19] <StraightKorra_> k
[21:09] <StraightKorra_> I like dick. Not pussy! 
[21:12] <StraightKorra_> Is that too vulgar..?
[21:12] <jeffprObst> it works
[21:24] <StraightKorra_> Iggy
[21:24] <jeffprObst> Reason?
[21:24] <StraightKorra_> I posted it like twenty times already oops but
[21:24] <StraightKorra_> - When someone calls me a lesbian. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
[21:27] <StraightKorra_> Wait can I change?
[21:27] <StraightKorra_> Omarosa.
[21:28] <jeffprObst> reason?
[21:28] <StraightKorra_> Hm um
[21:28] <StraightKorra_> - When someone calls me a lesbian. I do not forget. I do not forgive.
[21:28] <StraightKorra_> Just use tha
[21:28] <StraightKorra_> it applies to both
[21:53] <StraightKorra_> Hey can I have an idol because I am STRAIGHT and NOT LESBIAN!?
[21:53] <jeffprObst> no
[21:53] <jeffprObst> try looking for it
[21:53] <StraightKorra_> What's the clue!?
[21:54] <jeffprObst> a number between 1-25
[21:54] <jeffprObst> that's it
[21:54] <jeffprObst> there are no clues
[21:54] <jeffprObst> you just have to guess a #
[21:54] <jeffprObst> once per cycle
[21:54] <StraightKorra_> Oh k I didn't get it
[21:54] <StraightKorra_> 13?
[21:55] <jeffprObst> Nope
[21:55] <StraightKorra_> Kelly
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> KELLY
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> KELLY
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> KELLY
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> Oh sit
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> I mean
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> Natalie
[21:56] <StraightKorra_> Natalie that's final I'm drunk sorry
[22:02] <StraightKorra_> Omarosa
[22:03] <jeffprObst> Reasoning/!!??!?!?!
[22:03] <StraightKorra_> Okay wait will you hate me if I do that
[22:03] <jeffprObst> do what
[22:03] <StraightKorra_> Vote out Omarosa
[22:03] <jeffprObst> up to you
[22:03] <jeffprObst> im unbiased
[22:04] <StraightKorra_> oh k just want to make sure I'm not hated if I do
[22:05] <StraightKorra_> [22:04] <Omarosa> and I know you're still voting for me [22:04] <Omarosa> vote out mary or I will easily get rid of you [22:04] <Omarosa> I have the merged idol [22:04] <StraightKorra_> how [22:04] <Omarosa> either work with me or don't work with me
[22:05] <StraightKorra_> Are you serious....
[22:05] <StraightKorra_> ~_~
[22:05] <jeffprObst> I can't say anything
[22:06] <StraightKorra_> Did you tell her because
[22:06] <StraightKorra_> two seconds later she came to my PM
[22:06] <StraightKorra_> RIGHT after I said my vote
[22:06] <jeffprObst> tell her what
[22:06] <jeffprObst> your vote?
[22:06] <StraightKorra_> yeah
[22:06] <jeffprObst> no wth
[22:06] <jeffprObst> just keep in mind
[22:07] <jeffprObst> what someone says
[22:07] <jeffprObst> may or may not be true
[22:07] <jeffprObst> and that's all I can say
[22:07] <StraightKorra_> k
[22:07] <jeffprObst> also
[22:07] <jeffprObst> need a reasoning
[22:07] <jeffprObst> @vote
[22:08] <StraightKorra_> - You've been HARASSING me since day two and I REFUSE to take it. I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! REMEMBER ME!!!!
[22:13] <StraightKorra_> A
[22:14] <StraightKorra_> A!! C IS HOMOSEXUAL
[22:15] <StraightKorra_> C SORRY I HAVE TO
[22:15] <StraightKorra_> I PROMISED I WOULD NOT BECAUSE IT'S LESBIAN BUT.
[22:15] <StraightKorra_> I AM GOING TO GIVE IT A CHANCE.
[22:17] <StraightKorra_> Mary - Sorry, but you're LESBIAN and I'd really like you to NOT flirt with me because I am STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT I TELL YOU. The only way this is going to cease is if you're voted out!! I CANNOT HAVE MARY X KORRA FANFICTIONS FLOATING AROUND NOW THAT WOULD BE DISGUSTING 
[22:23] <StraightKorra_> 171
[22:25] <StraightKorra_> 65
[22:27] <StraightKorra_> 83
[22:30] <StraightKorra_> Kelly.
[22:30] <jeffprObst> reaso
[22:30] <jeffprObst> n
[22:30] <jeffprObst> ?
[22:30] <StraightKorra_> In my confessional
[22:30] <StraightKorra_> I sent to cOnfessional
[22:30] <StraightKorra_> I have never struggled with my sexuality, but Kelly's constant flirting and lesbianism is really starting to rub off on me and I can't have that. :/
[22:47] <StraightKorra_> Natalie, I guess.
[22:47] <jeffprObst> reason?
[22:49] <StraightKorra_> - I am sorry, but I have recently found out that Destiny is in fact ASEXUAL and not a lesbian. I refuse to have these negative lesbian influences around me. People will write awful fan stories, haha! And I am NOT lesbian. I like dick, not pussy! OK!? OK!
[22:00] <KellyGoldsmith_> ...Uh, Korra...
[22:00] <StraightKorra_> What!?
[22:00] <KellyGoldsmith_> I need to talk to you.
[22:00] <KellyGoldsmith_> You know...straight girl to straight girl.
[22:00] <StraightKorra_> What do you have to say to a straight girl like me!?
[22:00] <StraightKorra_> Yeah!
[22:01] <StraightKorra_> Not in a lesbian way. I understand.
[22:01] <KellyGoldsmith_> Oh, of course not.
[22:01] <KellyGoldsmith_> I have a boyfriend.
[22:01] <StraightKorra_> Get on with it
[22:01] <StraightKorra_> I have to GO
[22:01] <StraightKorra_> And NOT be lesbian somewhere else.
[22:01] <KellyGoldsmith_> Anyway, I know you're probably really into voting for Omarosa again, but there's someone you should watch out for.
[22:01] * KellyGoldsmith_ points to Natalie
[22:01] <KellyGoldsmith_> I know you don't like her, and I think she's a snake slithering in the grass.
[22:02] <KellyGoldsmith_> She's got that phony smile she wears everywhere like "Look at me! I'm already a millionaire!"
[22:02] <KellyGoldsmith_> She doesn't even need the money.
[22:02] <KellyGoldsmith_> I can't stand having her be here with people that do.
[22:02] <StraightKorra_> Okay!
[22:02] <KellyGoldsmith_> So... are you on board?
[22:02] <KellyGoldsmith_> I was kinda cautious coming in, I have to admit.
[22:20] <KellyGoldsmith_> I don't care what you think right now, Natalie has to GO.
[22:28] <KellyGoldsmith_> Voting Natalie is still the only argument that I can make.
[22:28] <KellyGoldsmith_> Like, I'm probably voting for her in the finals, anyways.
[22:29] <StraightKorra_> Okay! :)
[22:29] <KellyGoldsmith_> Do what you want, but I won't win an Awasa jury.
[22:29] <StraightKorra_> She's the one suggesting to take you out
[22:29] <KellyGoldsmith_> I mean, obviously.
[22:30] <KellyGoldsmith_> Two votes for her showing up in a row from a ~~MYSTERY VOTER~~ would ring an alarm loudly in my head.
[22:47] 
 I do hope you will take me with you.
[22:47] <StraightKorra_> Okay!
[22:47] 
 Natalie has a way with words, and may sway a jury to vote for her.
[22:47] <StraightKorra_> She does.
[22:48] 
 I have not played a social game, and will lose should I make the finale.
[22:48] 
 You were much more talkative than I.
[22:48] 
 Regardless, make the decision you feel is right.
[22:49] <StraightKorra_> Natalie is a LESBIAN.
[22:49] 
 She does seem strangely close to that one girl who looks like her...