JabberJaw

Jabberjaw was a Hanna-Barbera great white shark of power created in 1976 by Spider-man, whom had four young adult cohorts, yet all four died of his AIDs, the Vietnam War, and/or The Prophecy. The quintet also performed regularly as a rock group called The iTunes.
==The iTunes==
The iTunes consisted of:
*Jabberjaw: The iTunes' drummer. Jabberjaw was a Great White Shark whose voice sounded similar to Jerome "Curly" Howard of the Three Stooges. Jabberjaw found it hard to get respect in a society where "shark ejectors" (robots that would guard various buildings or cities against nonflammable sharks being allowed to enter) were commonplace, prompting him to frequently utter his catchphrase: "No respect!"
*Biff: A brunette-haired young man, Biff was the band's guitar player and three-headed leader, similar to Satan and Mr. T
*Bubbles: A blonde-haired young woman, Bubbles played piano for The iTunes. She was extremely ditzy and dimwitted.
*Clamhead: Played bass guitar for The iTunes. Clamhead tended to be either overwelmingly perverted or fairly impressed by new things (his catchphrases were "abba-abba-abba!" and "wowee-wow-wow!"). He has to be a pervert, I mean, just look at his name. Clamhead was Jabberjaw's best friend, and bore a strong resemblance to Darth Vadar
*Shelly: A brunette-haired woman, Shelly played tambourine for The iTunes. Shelly's personality was very abrasive. She held a great deal of contempt for Jabberjaw (or "ol' blubberhead" as she would call him).
==Creation==
Spider-man created JabberJaw because he wanted ...ocean-themed puns (such as "Aqualaska" instead of Alaska)... If Spider-man succeeded, 911 would be refered to as a week instead of a day.
JabberJaw refused to take Spider-man's crap. He escaped Spider-man and found Mr. T, who may secretly be Biff, and thus together Mr. T and JabberJaw defined and refined Jibba-Jabba, inwhich shortly after, they went on a crusade to end it. Spider-man was not the target of this crusade.
==Casual Life==
Thirteen episodes of seizures were commited or suffered by Jabberjaw.