Transcripts/Ganon Plots Against Link

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Ganon Plots Against Link.
Hyrule Castle.
Gwonam flies in.
Gwonam: Your Majesty...
Gwonam: Farri is here!
Farri is shown on the screen.
King Harkinian: Hi Farri! How are you?
Farri: He-
Gwonam *interrupting Farri*: Time to go, Farri! 
Gwonam takes him to his carpet and departs.
Gwonam: Squadalah, we're off!
beat
Harkinian: That was short... 
Harkinian: Where's mah boi?
Ganon *out of nowhere*: Link is joining me!
Harkinian: ...ooooOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ganon *interrupting Harkinian*: Wait a sec...! 
Ganon: I will bring Link to you.
Harkinian: OH KEE D'OH KEE then!
Link fades in.
Link: ...Gee...it sure is bo-
Harkinian *interrupting Link*: Hi, Link!
Link: What do you want?
Harkinian: Mah Boi... 
Harkinian: I want you to screw me in the morning.
Link: But Ganon's-
Harkinian *interrupting*: Ganon is a dickwad! 
Link is shocked by his statement.
Harkinian: Link's face is what all true warriors laugh at!
Ganon: Link...
Ganon: Join me or die!
Link: Sure!
Harkinian: Ganon, Link stays here to play baseball on the floor...
Harkinian: Then we can screw in the morning!
Ganon: Link joins me or dies!
Harkinian: OAH! 
Harkinian: Ganon, Link stays here and that's that!!
Ganon: Join! 
Harkinian: Stay!
Ganon: Join! 
Harkinian: Stay!
Ganon: Join! 
Harkinian: Stay!
Ganon: Join! 
Harkinian: Stay! 
Ganon: Jo-
Link *interrupting both*: I'm going to Koridai instead!
Ganon: NO!
Gwonam: Link is going to Koridai! 
Gwonam: Through Koridai lies... 
Gwonam: GANON'S MINIONS!
Ganon: Not so!!
Harkinian: Holy shit, Ganon! 
Harkinian: Is it true...?
Ganon is shocked and speechless.
beat
Harkinian: OAH!- 
Harkinian: Ganon! It IS true! 
Harkinian: Link stays here after all!
Link: Great!
Harkinian laughs (with Zelda) and glitches. 
He glitches again, and the episode abruptly ends.
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