Low Definition: The Amount of Pan in a Thing

Game Show episode 39, posted June 22, 2016.
Low Definition episode V
We return with more made-up definitions to ridiculous words. And don’t miss the art project in the center of the room. (episode page)
== Panelists ==
* Host: Steve Lutz
* Erika Ensign (winner) 
* Steven Schapansky
* Glenn Fleishman
* Aleen Simms
* Chip Sudderth
* Brian Hamilton
== Title Origin ==
Brian's submitted definition for round 11, after a long evening of recording.
== Words ==
Definitions highlighted in yellow are considered correct and are awarded 3 points.
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=== Round 1 - ballhooter ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A Rugby referee 	Brian 	Chip
A lumberjack who rolls logs down steep slopes 	Correct Definition	Aleen
Originally a French phrase, balle haute auteur (pronounced bawl hawt toor), this is someone who is the best dancer at a ball, or formal dance.	Glenn 	
A plumber’s tool 	Chip 	Erika
An alternate name for a jockstrap 	Aleen 	Brian
A rounded microphone used during the early days of radio broadcasting. 	Erika 	Steven, Glenn
A 19th century slang term for a person who taunted baseball players during games. 	Steven 	
==== Standings: ====
* Aleen - 3
* Erika - 2
* Chip - 1
* Brian - 1
* Steven - 0
* Glenn - 0
* Steve - 0
=== Round 2 - caprification ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The aritificial pollination of cultivated figs by wasps 	Correct Definition	
In mythology, someone turned into a goat 	Glenn 	Erika
A scientific term that indicates the level of hardening of stalagmites. 	Steven 	Brian, Glenn
The process by which a stalagmite becomes shorter when the climate becomes drier	Erika 	Chip, Aleen
To shoplift 	Brian 	
The process by which amber hardens 	Chip 	Steven
The process of turning full-length trousers into capris 	Aleen 	
==== Standings: ====
* Steve - 6
* Erika - 4
* Aleen - 3
* Chip - 2
* Steven - 2
* Brian - 1
* Glenn - 1
=== Round 3 - grimgribber (From Listener Carl) ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
One of a small group of spirits who accompanies death to escort the recently departed to their next spiritual plane.	Aleen 	
Learned gibberish; legal jargon 	Correct Definition	Glenn, Erika
A relative of the Weeping Willow tree 	Brian 	
A street sweeper in 17th century London 	Erika 	Brian
A junior boatswain on a sailing ship 	Steven 	Chip
An architectural motif used when mounting a gargoyle 	Chip 	
A collector of souls 	Glenn 	Steven, Aleen
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 7
* Steve - 6
* Glenn - 5
* Aleen - 3
* Steven - 3
* Chip - 2
* Brian - 1
=== Round 4 Fartsy - Twinkle Twinkle Baby ===
Given the name of a piece of art, an art installation or a happening; describe what was on display
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A sculpture of a baby made of wax with a lit wick on top. Patrons would watch the baby melt overtime. 	Brian 	Aleen
A bunch of christmas lights that spell out HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS 	Glenn 	
Various mobiles for baby cradles 	Steven 	
A pile of crumpled candy wrappers surrounded by barbed wire 	Erika 	Chip, Glenn
A hollowed out classic television set, filled with Christmas lights and pacifiers 	Chip 	Brian, Steven
Enormous cupcakes that appear to have baby deer baked into them 	Correct Description	Erika
An installation of white holiday lights in a dark room, meant to replicate fireflies in the night sky,	Aleen 	
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 11
* Steve - 6
* Glenn - 5
* Chip - 4
* Aleen - 3
* Steven - 3
* Brian - 2
=== Round 5 - omphaloskepsis ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The absorption of snakebite venom into the bloodstream 	Chip 	Erika
A condition where the jaw wears down overtime, most commonly seen in dogs	Brian 	
A sore throat brought about through excessive meditation 	Steven 	Brian
Contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation 	Correct Definition	Glenn, Aleen
The act of contemplating one's own mind's eye 	Aleen 	Chip
A disease causing retinal deterioration and eventually blindness 	Glenn 	Steven
The feeling that everything you hear is wrong 	Erika 	
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 11
* Glenn - 8
* Steve - 6
* Aleen - 6
* Chip - 5
* Steven - 4
* Brian - 2
=== Round 6 (The Crazy Round!) - swink ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A small marsupial indigenous to the Cook Islands 	Steven 	Chip
A type of sailcloth used by the ancient Phoenicians 	Erika 	Brian
A special kind of 19th century noose 	Brian 	Erika
Labor; toil; drudgery 	Correct Definition	Steven
Striking a golf ball with the shaft of the club 	Chip 	Glenn
A term for a dandy in England between the world wars 	Glenn 	Aleen
A slang term from the 1940s which denotes the act of a man trying to pick up a woman at a dance	Aleen 	
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 12
* Glenn - 9
* Steven - 7
* Steve - 6
* Aleen - 6
* Chip - 6
* Brian - 3
=== Round 7 - Super Mega Crazy Nippon TV Go! - Chu Chu Busters ===
Given the name of a segment of a Japanese game show or variety show, describe what the segment actually entails.
From the show Tokyo Friend Park 2
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Contestants dive into a small vat of chewing gum, and have to select the one piece that has a ball bearing in it. 	Steven 	
A life-sized game of whack-a-mole in which the contestants must punch mice with boxing gloves 	Correct Description	Erika, Steven
Contestants who fail to answer trivia questions correctly are forced to eat obscene quantities of cake 	Chip 	Brian
A contestant must see how many candies they can fit in their mouth 	Brian 	Chip, Aleen
Contestants must battle one another with staffs while riding atop 1/3 scale train models on tracks which move back and forth in unpredictable patterns. The first person to be unseated from their model train loses the round. 	Aleen 	
Contestants get to pick from a table full of both tasty and disgusting foods and insects and force other contestants to eat them. The nastier the item, the more points the contestant gets for eating it without vomiting. 	Glenn 	
Contestants must answer a pop culture question. If they get it right, they must eat a slice of cake as fast as they can. If they get the question wrong, their opponents all take turns smashing cakes into the contestant's face.	Erika 	Glenn
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 15
* Glenn - 9
* Steven - 9
* Chip - 7
* Steve - 6
* Aleen - 6
* Brian - 5
=== Round 8 - aegrotat ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
A hang glider made of balsa wood 	Brian 	Chip
A European raptor 	Chip 	
A cloud formation that forms out of the plume of a volcano 	Steven 	Erika
gratitude 	Erika 	Glenn
A monastery that funds its operations through agriculture 	Glenn 	Aleen
a medical certificate excusing an ill student from lectures or exams	Correct Definition	Brian
a small, excessively vocal bird native to eastern Europe 	Aleen 	Steven
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 16
* Glenn - 10
* Steven - 10
* Brian - 8
* Chip - 7
* Aleen - 7
* Steve - 6
=== Round 9 - "Plotz" - Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mamma's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad ===
Given the title of a movie, write the capsule description of said movie.
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
Loosely based on the works of Poe, a psychotic mother has murdered her husband and forces her child to keep it a secret. 	Aleen 	Steven, Erika
An overbearing mother vacations at a luxurious Caribbean resort, bringing along her son and the stuffed corpse of her dead husband 	Correct Capsule Description	Aleen
When Janet accidentally cheats on her husband, a comedy of divorce court errors ensues 	Brian 	Chip
A biopic of little known 1950s country artist Tex Arkana, whose troubled childhood involved his mother killing his father, and led to a tumultuous and short life on the road to trying to become a star in Nashville.	Steven 	
an overbearing mother vacations at a luxurious Caribbean resort, bringing along her son and the stuffed corpse of her dead husband 	Glenn 	
a family deals with the fallout of infidelity, poverty, and domestic violence 	 	
A young blind blues singer finds fame and destiny 	 	
==== Standings: ====
(Aleen received 1 bonus point for suggesting the name for the round)
* Erika - 16
* Glenn - 13
* Aleen - 12
* Steven - 10
* Brian - 9
* Chip - 8
* Steve - 6
=== Round 10 - pudify ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
To sink a boat for the purpose of blocking a harbor 	Erika 	Brian
To cause one to be ashamed 	Correct Definition	
To grind into a mealy paste 	Steven 	Glenn, Aleen
Act of drying manure for fuel 	Glenn 	Chip, Steven
To shape a column 	Chip 	Erika
Frugal-borne practice of making a savory pudding from the remainders from the preservation of meat	Aleen 	
The process of a puppy growing into an adult dog 	Brian 	
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 17
* Glenn - 15
* Steve - 12
* Aleen - 12
* Steven - 12
* Brian - 9
* Chip - 9
=== Round 11 - pannage ===
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Definition 	Written By 	Chosen By
The act of creating cast iron cookware using traditional forging techniques	Aleen 	Brian
A type of soft food fed to sick horses 	Erika 	Chip
The act of pasturing swine in a forest 	Correct Definition	Aleen, Erika
The amassed ship to ship weaponry of a fifteenth-century vessel 	Chip 	Glenn, Steven
The amount of pan in a thing 	Brian 	
Coarse bread 	Glenn 	
A raft of bad reviews 	Steven 	
==== Standings: ====
* Erika - 20
* Glenn - 15
* Steve - 12
* Aleen - 15
* Steven - 12
* Chip - 11
* Brian - 9
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