スパムジャック (Spam Jack)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
「さぁて、今日もげっ歯類の可愛さについて語るでちゅよー！」 	"saate, kyou mo gesshirui no kawaisa ni tsuite kataru dechu yoo!"	"All right! Let's all squeak about how cute hamsters are!"
＼語るでちゅー！！／ 	\kataru dechuu!!/ 	\Squeak!!/
「あれれ？　入力間違えたでちゅか？」 	"arere? nyuuryoku machigaeta dechu ka?" 	"Huh? Did I squeak up my password?"
＼うそでしょー！！？！？？／ 	\uso deshoo!!?!??/ 	\No way!!?!??/
「……えっ！？　乗っ取られてるでちゅー！！」 	"……e!? nottorareteru dechuu!!" 	"...What!? I've been hacked!!"
「やめてええええええええええええええ！！！！」 	"yameteeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" 	"Stahhhhhp!!!"
 	 	
一人だけの問題は一人だけじゃ裁けない 	hitori dake no mondai wa hitori dake ja sabakenai 	If no one else knows about a problem, then no one else can judge it.
閉じこもるつもりじゃダメでしょ！？ 	tojikomoru tsumori ja dame desho!? 	So is it wrong to want to hide away in shame!?
みながみんな笑えるよう（ラブ＆ピース！） 	mina ga minna waraeru you (rabu ando piisu!) 	So that the joy can be spread around (Love & peace!)
等しい気持ち与えよう（与えよう！） 	hitoshii kimochi ataeyou (ataeyou!) 	I'll give you that same feeling. (Give it back!)
マルウェア開発で征服だ！！ 	maruwea kaihatsu de seifuku da!! 	Conquest via malware development!!
 	 	
教えてあげる　秘密の質問 	oshiete ageru himitsu no shitsumon 	I'll teach you all of my security questions,
解かれていく　パスワード 	tokarete iku pasuwaado 	and my password that you are cracking.
思いのままに　補足されちゃって 	omoi no mama ni hosoku sarechatte 	You've added attachments to your heart's content.
全人類宛に全送信　「猫は嫌い」 	zen-jinrui ate ni zen-soushin "neko wa kirai" 	Send to all contacts, "I hate cats."
 	 	
誰かの心の中に入り込む 	dareka no kokoro no naka ni hairikomu 	Someone is breaking into others' hearts.
知らないあなたはだあれ？ 	shiranai anata wa daare? 	Who exactly is this stranger?
作り上げた世界が踏み込まれて 	tsukuriageta sekai ga fumikomarete 	If I step into this made-up world
私は変わってしまうの？ 	watashi wa kawatte shimau no? 	will it change who I am?
 	 	
一人だけの問題が議会開く大惨事 	hitori dake no mondai ga gikai hiraku daisanji 	This one person's problem is a congress-opening catastrophe.
アカウント消去まで寸前！？ 	akaunto shoukyo made sunzen!? 	My account was on the verge of being deleted!?
みながみんな真に受ける（本当ですかー！？） 	mina ga minna ma ni ukeru (hontou desu ka!?) 	Everyone, take this seriously. (Is that true?)
影響力は計り知れない（恐ろしい……！！） 	eikyouryoku wa hakarishirenai (osoroshii……!!) 	You don't know how much this can influence you. (It's terrible...)
よろしいならばブロック処理だ！！ 	yoroshii naraba burokku shori da!! 	As long as you're okay with it, use the block feature.
 	 	
教えてあげる　秘密の質問 	oshiete ageru himitsu no shitsumon 	I'll teach you all of my security questions,
解かれていく　パスワード 	tokarete iku pasuwaado 	and my password that you are cracking.
思いのままに　補足されちゃって 	omoi no mama ni hosoku sarechatte 	You've added attachments to your heart's content.
全人類宛に全送信　「猫は嫌い」 	zen-jinrui ate ni zen-soushin "neko wa kirai" 	Send to all contacts, "I hate cats."
 	 	
のように笑うその後に 	hitokoto no you ni warau sono ato ni 	After laughing about it like it was someone else's problem,
降り掛かる事件の渦へ 	furikakaru jiken no uzu e 	you're on the verge of being swept into the storm.
気づかないままあなたのID情報 	kizukanai mama anata no ID jouhou 	Before you even realize it, your ID information
だだ漏れちゃってるよ残念！！ 	dadamorechatteru yo zannen!! 	is being leaked, what a shame!!
 	 	
手当たり次第にはめ込めば 	teatari shidai ni hamekomeba 	If you're randomly stuck in this unwelcome situation,
同じ鍵の形が見つかる 	onaji kagi no katachi ga mitsukaru 	try out this same solution.
そこから始まる恋もある……？ 	soko kara hajimaru koi mo aru……? 	After that will you come across a new love...?
そんなことは一切ない！！ 	sonna koto wa issai nai!! 	That will definitely not happen!!
「ただし、犬は許す！！」 	"tadashi, inu wa yurusu!!" 	"But, dogs are allowed!!"
いや絶対ないないないないなーい！！ 	iya zettai nai nai nai nai naai!! 	Wait, no. Absolutely not not not nooot!!
 	 	
誰かの心の中に入り込む 	dareka no kokoro no naka ni hairikomu 	Someone is breaking into others' hearts.
知らないあなたはだあれ？ 	shiranai anata wa daare? 	Who exactly is this stranger?
作り上げた世界が踏み込まれて 	tsukuriageta sekai ga fumikomarete 	If I step into this made-up world
私は変わってしまうの？ 	watashi wa kawatte shimau no? 	will it change who I am?
それでもずっと変わらないまま…… 	soredemo zutto kawaranai mama…… 	But even so, I'll never change.
 	 	
「今度からは定期的に変えようね！！」 	"kondo kara wa teikiteki ni kaeyou ne!!" 	"From now on I'll periodically change my password!!"
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