TSPS 80: Go Suck On A Lemon

Show format: 39 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Request, Neighbor
Notable clip: "Quit calling me a hobo!" (Mike's wife, around 35:37)
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Brad opens a .docx file submitted by a listener, realizes it's probably a bad idea but despite brimming with viruses it does contain a list of numbers to call. Papa Johns is telling employees to not give out customer info, good on them. Brad promises to do live shows again but is full of excuses.
5:59: Tom's neighbor Chuck wants Tom to take down the dumb looking swing on his porch. Tom doesn't appreciate the critique but says he can ask his wife to remove it as he's out of town. Chuck deflects a request to meet in person to discuss, Tom now swings between feeling threatened and wanting to kick Chuck's ass. After Chuck laughs off a threat of the police, Tom departs with the ultimate put down, telling Chuck to 'Go suck on a lemon'
12:58: Chuck now speaks to neighbor Kevin to confess that his kid peed into the satellite dish on Kevin's roof. Kevin doubts the kid could get up there, Chuck insists he's good with ladders. Kevin smells BS and bails.
16:50: Brad struggles to read a letter containing backwards P's. "Who does a backwards pee?" asks Brad.
19:03: Shirley instantly wants to question Chuck when she finds out he's been getting their mail. Chuck doesn't do visitors and suggests a halfway drop, dumping the mail under their truck as he doesn't do human contact either. With Shirley reluctantly agreeing, Chuck now proposes a 'Drive by' style mail drop. Chuck loses Shirley with this, and Roy from AT&T calls back to trace an obscene phone call he just detected, throws one of their neighbors under the bus for it. Shirley's husband wants to deal with things but gets told bluntly to stay off of AT&T's turf.
25:08: Olga is a she, stupid Brad.
31:17: Brad tries to hack Clownsec's voicemail.
31:39: Bradley's Mum has been taking her steroids again.
32:16: Chuck tries again to bond with his neighbors. He now calls Mike (who's not home, Mike's wife answers), Chuck is unhappy about the state of their hobo yard. Mike's wife launches into denial, even of owning the home in question. She seems mightily offended by Chuck's attitude, calls him out to discuss face to face. Chuck loses her when he suggests only a hobo would use a double negative (I'm not gonna do nothin').