Soulmates

Soulmates is the second episode of Starfish Skillz. It was written by Not-Joe. It premiered on 9/20/23. The next episode is Lost in the Sewers. 
== Transcript ==
[The series opening is played, then the episode opens on Jellyfish Fields during the day.]
Jimmy appeared running!
Jimmy: "AAAAAAA!"
A giant leech with sharp teeth flew above the ground, chasing him!
Giant leech: "HISSS!!!"
Suddenly, the Rockmobile in the form of a rock van appeared high in the sky and crashed down to the ground, landing on all four wheels!
Inside it, Patrick was frantically driving, while Pat Jr and Sam Star opened one of the doors!
The Rockmobile drove up beside Jimmy, and while it was still moving fast, they pulled Jimmy into the vehicle!
Patrick: "Don't worry. You're safe now!"
Jimmy: "Do you even have a driving license?"
Patrick: "Of course I do."
Patrick showed him a sheet of paper that says "Patrick Friday Star".
Jimmy: "That's a birth certificate!"
Patrick: "Mmm! Yum!"
Patrick ate the paper.
Jimmy started praying: "Oh Neptune, I apologize for my sins…"
Patrick drove the Rockmobile off a big cliff, sending the vehicle falling all the way down a deep ditch near Jellyfish Fields!
Jimmy: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!"
Sam Star: "Right ahead of you."
Sam was in the middle of bleaching her hair.
Patrick shifted a gear, then pushed the gas all the way down, making the Rockmobile start fighting against the current pulling it down the ditch!
Patrick pressed a button on his remote, which transformed the Rockmobile into a big rock plane, as the Rockmobile flew high into the sky!
Pat Jr and Sam: "WOOHOO!!!!"
Jimmy: "I don't believe it! We're not gonna die?!"
The Rockmobile stopped moving.
Patrick: "Uh, we're out of gas."
Jimmy: "AAAAAAA!!!!!"
The Rockmobile started hurdling down! It crash landed at Goo Lagoon, somehow in one piece.
Jimmy got out of it and passed out on his face.
[Cuts to an ad.]
Squidward appeared sitting on a chair in his living room, wearing a fancy tux.
Squidward: "Are you a bottom feeder? Are you an over saturated shade of yellow? And do your neighbors call you an imbecile? Well, do I have the solution for you, which will surely make your friends want to spend time with you."
Squidward held up a clarinet.
Squidward: "Behold, the finest instrument in the sea. I run a business of seminars where I teach new musicians how to be the greatest clarinet players ever. Not convinced it's worth your time yet? Well, I wrote a ten paragraph essay which I will now read to persuade you…"
A button saying "SKIP AD" appeared in the bottom right corner.
Squidward: "WAIT NO! PLEASE! DON'T SKIP THIS! DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON! I BEG YOU!"
[Back to Goo Lagoon.]
The Starfish Family walked up to Larry the Lobster.
Patrick: "What's going on over here?"
There were flashing red and blue lights in the distance, and police fish were helping a guy out of the underwater water at Goo Lagoon.
Larry: "Some guy named Fred snuck into the Lagoon this morning before sunrise to go swimming…"
Sam Star: "...And?"
Larry: "Well, apparently he saw a phantom, and it tried to pull him beneath the goo."
Patrick looked at his family.
Patrick: "Well guys, I think I know what our next vlog is gonna be."
Larry: "No one's allowed at the beach after sunset."
Patrick: "Don't worry. We wouldn't come here after sunset."
[After sunset.]
(Talking into a camera)Patrick: "Alright guys, we're here at Goo Lagoon!"
Strong wind started blowing at the Starfish Family, as they heard a ghostly voice echoing from far into the lagoon.
Pat Jr: "I don't wanna swim that far out."
Patrick: "Don't worry, Jr. We won't have to."
Patrick held up the cartoonishly big remote, and the Rockmobile drove up beside them.
Rockmobile: (Beep, beep!)
Patrick pressed a button on the remote, and suddenly the Rockmobile went from being a rock van, to transforming into a rock sailor boat!
Sam Star: "Good thinking, brother!"
Patrick: "About what?"
[Bubble transition to Sam driving the rock boat so far out in the lagoon that the beach can't even be seen behind them.]
Wearing a swimming vest, Patrick leaped off the boat and swam fast into a bunch of fog!
(Ghostly voice): "Who dare swim here at this time?"
Patrick: "Uh, Patrick Star."
A female ghost appeared and floated towards him.
Ghost: "Nice name. Mine is Cindy."
Patrick: "You smell like rotten cheese."
Cindy: "Well… Do you like cheese?"
Patrick: "I love it in ice cream."
They both blushed.
Patrick: "AGH!"
Patrick started to sink!
Cindy: "Oh no! Your vest has a hole in it. Let me help you."
Cindy swooped down and picked up Patrick, by his shoulders.
Patrick: "Looking into your eyes… Reminds me of oreo cookies."
Cindy: "I, uh…"
They both leaned forward and kissed each other.
A big church bell rang, as the scene cuts to Patrick standing in a room, in front of a window, while using a stapler to put a tie on a fancy suit he was wearing.
Pat Jr entered the room.
Pat Jr: "You're getting re-married, Dad?"
Patrick: "What do you mean, Jr? I've never been with a woman before."
Pat Jr: "But what about my Mom who you told me stories about being a mermaid from another world who came to this one and you had a wedding with in Neptune's castle, and she struck a rock with lightning, which brought me into existence?"
Patrick: "Oh yeah, that's right, that uh, definitely happened!"
Patrick was holding adoption papers behind his back.
Sam popped her head in.
Sam: "Are you ready, brother?"
Patrick: "Yup!"
[Cuts to another room, with a big crowd in it.]
Wedding official: "Patrick Star, do you take Cindy to be your loving wife?"
Patrick: "I do."
Wedding official: "And Cindy, do you take Patrick to be your, uh, living husband? AGH!"
He started floating up to the ceiling, while shouting for help.
Cindy: "I do."
The audience cheered.
[The scene cuts to Patrick and Cindy sitting on a mountain in the outskirts of Bikini Bottom, watching a beautiful underwater sunset.]
Cindy: "Patrick?"
Patrick: "Yeah?"
Cindy: "I hope this moment lasts forever."
Patrick: "Me too."
[Fades to a few months in the future, inside a bedroom.]
Patrick woke up, and got out of a bed he and Cindy were sleeping in, while eating a chocolate donut.
Cindy: "I've told you before to stop eating donuts in bed! I'm sick of you getting crumbs everywhere!"
Patrick: "I didn't yell at you when you sent the mailman to another dimension."
Cindy: "He deserved it! He was giving me a weird look."
Patrick: "Whatever."
Cindy: "Don't 'whatever' me, you Pinhead!"
Patrick: "Pinhead?! How dare you. I'm not a Pinhead, I'm a Dirty Dan!"
Cindy: "Ugh! You're so stupid and obnoxious! This relationship is over!"
Patrick: "Fine!"
Cindy: "Fine!"
Patrick: "...Wait, really? You actually don't care? Well, uh… Neither do I, then!"
Cindy: "I'm outta here!"
Patrick: "Good! You're dead to me!"
Cindy stormed out the door.
Patrick: "Wait, babe! I need help putting on this shirt!"
He was wearing a button up shirt backwards.
[A few weeks later.]
Cindy was sitting at a library, sadly looking at her iPhone.
Flying Dutchman: "Did Patrick respond to the texts you sent him?"
Cindy: "He's completely ghosting me!"
Flying Dutchman: "I mean, you are a ghost. Just like me."
Cindy: "Yeah, I know. I still wish he'd get back to me though!"
Flying Dutchman: "Why do you still obsess over him? You're too good for him, girl."
Cindy: "I guess I still kinda miss him…"
Flying Dutchman: "Well, if you want to get back together, try to make him jealous or something."
Cindy: "Wait. Say that again."
Flying Dutchman: "Or something."
Cindy: "No, that other part."
Flying Dutchman: "Try to make him jealous."
Cindy: "That's it! I have an idea! Thanks, Dutchie! Good talk!"
Flying Dutchman: "You go, girl!"
Cindy flew out the building.
(Talking to himself) Flying Dutchman: "Heheh. Those two were made for each other."
[The scene zooms out, to show Pearl Krabs sitting right next to the Flying Dutchman, staring at him with her eyes wide open.]
Flying Dutchman: "What? You look like you've seen a ghost or something."
[The scene cuts to Downtown Bikini Bottom.]
(Eating a hotdog) A fish was crossing a street, thinking to himself: "I have a haunting feeling something bad is about to happen."
A fish behind him, in the distance, screamed: "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
Suddenly, Cindy appeared high in the sky, flying above the town, with thousands of evil ghosts flying right behind her!
Cindy: "HAHAHAHA!!!"
The ghosts flew around, shooting lasers out of their eyes, throwing ghostly slime everywhere, and chasing citizens all around!
A fish slid across the ground and laid underneath a taxi boat, to hide from the ghosts. But then, one of the ghosts picked up the boat off the ground, and loudly wailed!
[The scene cuts to the inside of a juice bar, on the same street.]
Patrick was sitting and drinking a big cup of lemonade.
Waitress: "Sir, are you ready to leave yet?"
Patrick: "I think I'm gonna have another cup."
Waitress: "But sir, we're out of lemonade. You drank it all."
Patrick: "Not true. I still have a little bit left in this cup I'm holding right now."
Waitress: "Ugh! You can't just order 50 cups of lemonade and not pay for it."
Patrick: "My wife will pay for it. Hey, honey-"
Patrick turned to his side.
Patrick: "Oh yeah… That's right…"
Waitress: "What the-?"
The waitress looked out a window behind Patrick, and saw all the ghosts causing chaos.
Patrick turned around.
Patrick: "Cindy??"
[The scene cuts back to Cindy flying high in the sky.]
Patrick climbed up to the roof of a tall building.
(Happy) Patrick: "CINDY!"
(Also happy) Cindy: "PATRICK!"
Cindy flew down to Patrick.
Cindy: "I'm sorry about all the things I said that upset you."
Patrick: "I don't remember any of it. I accidentally put my brain in the washing machine."
Cindy: "So, you're not mad?"
Patrick: "How could I be?"
Cindy: "Does this mean we're back together again?"
Patrick: "Actually, I just wanted to ask if I can borrow your wallet."
Cindy: "WHAT???"
The scene cut forward in time, to the Starfish Family inside the Rockmobile, as they were being chased by Cindy and a swarm of ghosts, and Patrick was turning the steering wheel left and right a bunch of times!
Cindy: "I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVER HAD ANY FEELINGS FOR YOU!!!"
The Starfish Family drove off into the sunset… In order to escape from the mob of ghosts.
Fin.
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