Episode 007: Sword Fights Across America!

== Summary ==
Matt & Paul gets 5 star reviews on iTunes and they didn't write them! The boys discuss torturing their childhood toys. Does American Pie hold up, do people fuck pies and what pie would people fuck if they did. Paul rewrites showgirl show Jubilee. Maya Angelou can save Mel Gibson. Jock Vs Nerd: NFL Cheerleaders Financial Planning Vs. Undertakers Undertaking at Wrestlemania.
== Other Topics ==
*Paul talks way too long about his lightsaber
*Matt has a pool/fencing screenplay
*Paul and Matt discuss the water gun arms race of their childhood
== Guests/Characters ==
* Maya Angelou - Matt and Paul
* Eartha Kitt - Matt and Paul
* Batman '66 - Paul
* David Byrne - Paul
* A Jubilee Choreographer - Paul
* Generic Punch-up Artist - Paul
* Paul Bearer - Paul
* Ultimate Warrior - Matt and Paul
== Trivia ==
This is the first use of the standard Hey Johnny intro created by Jacob and SJ.
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