Mickey's PhilharMagic II/Transcript

== Transcript ==
==== Queue ====
Minnie Mouse: Hi, everyone! It's me, Minnie. Donald is getting the orchestra all set up, so we should be starting the show real soon. (giggles) Oh! I forgot. Just a little reminder to everyone, please don't put on your opera glasses until you are seated inside the concert hall. Thank you.
Goofy: Hiya, everybody! It's me, Stage Manager Goofy! (guffaws) Are you ready for the show? That's great, 'cause I'm getting ready to open these here automagic doors. Please be sure to stand clear of the doors 'cause when I push the button, they're gonna open towards you. Now, uh, where'd that button get to? Oh, there it is! (guffaws) Ready? Here we go!
==== Inside the Concert Hall/Pre-Show ====
Goofy: Oh, hi everybody! Now that you're here, go ahead and pick a row you want to sit in, and keep stepping 'til you're all the way across. That's right, buddy. Keep it a-moving! (guffaws) And for your safety, please don't go puttin' on your special opery glasses until someone tells you, okay? Thanks.
For all of you coming in, thanks for filling in all the available seats. And all of you going out, thanks for making the seats available. (guffaws)
If you're still coming in, it's great to see ya! Now it's time to choose a row and move yourself all the way across, so you can fill up all the empty seats. That's right, ma'am. You show 'em how it's done! (guffaws) Gawrsh, being a stage manager sure is fun.
Donald? Hey, Donald! Are you all done up there? Gawrsh, wonder where he went? (humming the tune of the Mickey Mouse March, cat screeches, Goofy screams) Sorry, little feller! (closes the door, opens the door, humming) Almost ready! Hmm. How'd that get unplugged? I'll just plug it back in. (Goofy puts the plugin, causing him to get electrocuted and scream in pain and thuds, birds twittering) A-hyuck! That's better. (exits the room and closes the door)
=== Prologue ===
Minnie: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! We ask of you to please refrain from eating, drinking, or using flash photography during today's performance. All right, everyone. Put on your opera glasses because it's time to present Maestro Mickey Mouse and the PhilharMagic Orchestra! (opens the door, gasps, and runs to Mickey) Mickey! Where’s Donald? The orchestra's missing and it's showtime!
Mickey Mouse: Showtime?
Goofy: I gotta open the curtains!
(Goofy opens the curtains)
Mickey: Goofy, we're not ready!
Goofy: What's that? I can't hear ya, Mickey!
(Mickey runs into the orchestra stage) 
Mickey: Oh my gosh! Donald, wake up! It's showtime! Don't forget the orchestra. And don't touch my hat.
(After setting up the orchestra, Donald puts on the sorcerer's hat (disobeying Mickey’s order), causing the orchestra to start the music)
Donald Duck: Oh boy, oh boy! (Taps the baton) Attention!
(The instruments play a sour note)
Donald: Stop it! Cut it out!
(The flute plays the Mickey Mouse March, making Donald annoyed, then hitting Donald)
Donald: I'll show you who’s boss!
(Donald throws the flute as a boomerang and then hits Donald again)
Donald: Who did that?! Who did that?!
(Donald was stomping on the flute, but then the instruments rebel against Donald)
Donald: Uh-oh!!
(The instruments tackle him in a whirlwind. In the whirlwind, music instruments was hitting Donald while he was trying to escape and then he loses his sorcerers hat)
Donald: My hat!
(Suddenly A whirlwind portal opens and ends up sucking all the instruments and Donald in there. While Donald was trying to escape, but the portal gets bigger and closer to Donald)
Donald: Help me! Help me! Help me! (Grunts and screaming)
(Donald fails to escape the portal as the sorcerer hat bumps him into it. As the whirlwind ceased, everything went black)
==== Be Our Guest ====
(Donald wakes up groaning and looks around for his hat) 
Donald: Where's my hat?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know. We're in the jungle and we've got to find the hat and retrieve it to Donald!
Panchito: My sentiments exactly.
Baloo: Well, now. (laughs) What have we here? A trio of birds, seven human girls, an ostrich, two chipmunks, two dogs, and a rabbit. You've come to the right, my friends. Ready, Mowgli?
Mowgli: Then hit it, Papa Bear.
(The song "The Bare Necessities" begins as Donald and his friends start searching for the sorcerer's hat)
Baloo and Mowgli: Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
For Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
So just try and relax, yeah cool it
Fall apart in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little britches
If you act like that bee acts, uh uh
You're working too hard
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want that can't be found
When you find out you can live without it
And go along not thinkin' about it
I'll tell you something true
The bare necessities of life will come to you
Baloo and Mowgli:
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
Mowgli:
Yeah, man!
Baloo, Mowgli:
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Baloo:
Yeah!
Baloo, Mowgli:
With just the bare necessities of life!
Mowgli:
Yeah, man!
(After the song, a horn is sounded offscreen.)
====Noah’s Ark====
(As we now enter the Noah's Ark segment from "Fantasia 2000", the gang see the ark and the animals including the vultures from Night on Bald Mountain and Snow White in curiosity, hoping to find the Sorcerer's hat)
====For the First Time in Forever====
(After the Noah's Ark segment, we enter the world of Arendelle. Olaf the Snowman gasped in amazement and waved hello to the viewers)
Olaf: Wow!
(Inside the castle of Arendelle, Donald, the animals from Noah's Ark, and the others saw Anna (dressed in her coronation dress), she gasped and smiled at the group and the animals from Noah's Ark, as she started to sing her song)
Anna: The window is open
So‘s that door
I didn’t know they did that anymore
Who knew we owned eight thousand salad plates
For years I‘ve roamed empty halls
Why have a ballroom with no balls
Finally they’re opening up the gates
There’ll be actual real-live people
It’ll be totally strange
But wow, am I so ready for this change
‘Cause for the first time in forever
There’ll be music, there’ll be light
For the first time in forever
I’ll be dancing through the night
Don’t know if I’m elated or gassy
But I’m somewhere in the zone
’Cause for the first time in forever
I won’t be alone
Donald: Wow!
Anna: Tonight imagine me gown and all
Fetchingly draped against the wall
(Panchito wolf-whistles)
Anna: The picture of sophisticated grace
Oh!
I suddenly see him standing here
A beautiful stranger tall and fair
I want to stuff some chocolate in my face
Roger: Boy, this is fun!
Anna: But then we laugh and talk all evening
Which is totally bizarre
Nothing like I’ve led so far
(Anna picks up Donald and twirls with him, accidentally letting him go and causing him to be in the cake, much to Jose and Panchito’s laughter, with Donald glaring at them)
Anna: For the first time in forever
There’ll be magic, there’ll be fun
For the first time in forever
I could be noticed by someone
(Panchito kisses Anna’s hand, much to her delight)
Anna: And I know it’s totally crazy
To dream I‘d find romance
But for the first time in forever
At least I got the chance
(Then we fade to Briar Country, we see Mr. Bluebird flying by, waving hello to us, as we follow Mr. Bluebird to the briar patch)
====How Do You Do====
(Brer Rabbit opens the door and greets Donald, Jose, Panchito, Pluto, Roger, Chip, Dale, Bradley, the Mane Seven, and Spike with a smile on his face, as the song begins)
Brer Rabbit: How do you do?
Pleased to meet ya!
Fine how are you?
Nice seeing ya!
How you come on?
Howdy-do!
Pretty good sure as you’re born
Pretty good sure as you’re born
Pretty good sure as you’re born
Butterflies: How do you do?
Mighty pleasant greeting 
How do you do?
Say it when you’re meeting
How do you do?
With everyone repeating
Butterflies and Brer Rabbit: Pretty good sure as you’re born
Brer Rabbit: What goes up is sure to come down
A penny lost is a penny found
I’ll howdy you
You howdy back
A little bit of this and a little bit of that
(whistles)
Brer Rabbit: How do you do
Hi! How are ya?
Fine how are you?
Good to see ya
How you come on
Howdy!
Pretty good sure as you’re born
====I Just Can't Wait to Be King====
==== Un Poco Loco ====
====All in the Golden Afternoon====
====What Made The Red Man Red====
====Flamingos====
====Friend Like Me====
====I See the Light====
====Finale/Ending====
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