Title Card Thief

This is the eighteenth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Forest is scribbling away on a piece of paper, making what is assumed to be a title card)
Forest: And… done! Only 106 title cards were made today, that’s pretty below average. Maybe tomorrow I’ll get to 200. Well in the meantime, time to add another ten seasons to the CLAB series.
(He gets out of his chair, and goes over to his computer to type away)
(An unknown person is then seen approaching the giant stack of title cards on his table, and puts them all in their bag)
(5 minutes later…)
Forest: Okay I’m back- WHAT THE FRICK?! THEY’RE ALL GONE! THE WORLD IS ENDING! NOOOOO! And season 691 is supposed to start soon! I gotta go find them!
(He bolts out the door, accidentally knocking over his giant box of title cards to the ground)
(Cut to Forest running along the sidewalk, screaming like a maniac)
Purple: Oh it's this guy again.
Forest: Purple, did you take my title cards?
Purple: Those things? What kind of fool would take them?
Forest: Exactly! I need to find them so I can finish s690 in record time!
Purple: Have you ever thought about doing anything else?
Forest: (thinking for a moment) Nope, nothing.
Purple: Well, Uhh… good luck in your search I guess.
(Forest walks away confused. He then goes back to searching for the thief. He knocks on Eric’s door, who hesitantly opens the door)
Eric: Can you make it quick? I'm kinda busy ranting about pride month here.
Forest: Better not tell anyone else that. Anyway, have you seen anyone with a bunch of title cards anywhere?
Eric: I dunno. I stopped caring a million years ago about those things.
Forest: Welk thanks a lot… (he shuts the door and walks next door, where Jasbre lives. He knocks on his door, and he answers as well)
Jasbre: Can you hurry it up? I'm too busy ranting about flash animation. This is a very important tweening discussion right here.
Forest: Uhh… sorry for disturbing you.
Jasbre: Is it about that guy stealing a bunch of sketches? Yeah, they went inside the BP building.
Forest: They're not sketches, but thanks, Jasbre!
Jasbre: My name is Steve Buscemi.
Forest: Uhh… okay.
(Forest leaves again, and heads towards the BP building. He opens the double doors and goes inside.)
Forest: Wow, this looks amazing.
(A poorly made cardboard cutout of hoopla falls over. Quiet giggling is heard nearby. Forest tiptoes over to where the sound is coming from, and notices the stack of title cards on the ground.)
Forest: Jackpot!
(He tries to take back the title cards, but the unknown person pulls the bag away from him)
Forest: Hey, what gives? This is my livelihood!
???: Do you know who I am?
Forest: Uhh… Nature Cat?
???: No, you dumbass! I'm… (they reveal themselves) Polar!
Forest: Who the hell are you?
Polar: That one user who’s been gone for several months. Or years. I kinda forgot at this point. I need these title cards to help provide for my family.
Forest: You have a family?
Polar: Well, duh. I'm married to Peter Griffin now.
Peter: (popping out of a box) This box is the color of poo.
Forest: Wow. So can you please give me my title cards back?
Polar: Ugh. Fine, but on one condition.
(Cut to Forest arriving at home with the bag full of title cards. His fingers are all censored, since they are all dicks now)
Forest: This is not at all Nickelodeon-appropriate. At least I can finally upload those title cards now.
(He goes to his computer to try to upload the title cards, but uploading title cards with dicks is harder than it seems)
Forest: Oh, penis fingers!
(Laugh track as the episode ends)
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