Mach/Interactions

==Dialogue==
When Mach is hit with the Snowball or Anti Voomba Mechanism 	
*"Nice try."
*"Gold star for trying."
*"Say hi to Thanatos for me."
*"Better luck next time."
*"Self-defense."
*"Bad luck!"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"Anyways, where was I?"
*"Not even a minor inconvenience."
*"... Surprisingly, I actually needed the cooldown. Just not from the spray bottle, mind you."
*"Anywho, what was I doing... oh right!"
*"I remember you, person code-named 'username'. Don't try it next time."
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"Oh. Thank you."
*"Thanks for the petals."
*"These will make a nice addition to one of my glass containers."
*"I appreciate your token of gratitude."
*"Thanks for that."
*"These petals are even in the color of my hammers."
The wheel lands on "COINS" 	
*"Glorious day. Enjoy!"
*"Heh. Lucky day for you."
*"Have at thee."
*"Well, here you go."
The wheel lands on "DEATH" 	
*"Hehe. My evening's entertainment."
*"This'll be fun."
*"Well, good luck!"
*"This'll be interesting."
*"Here goes."
*"(Oh right! I should fix up the incinerators on 6166...)"
*"(Well, at least it's easy to clean this room up since this was built on top of a pit...)"
*"(Next up, IHLR-7213.)"
The wheel lands on "FUN" 	
*"Hm. It's time."
*"Here we go again."
*"Let's see if they're willing to get on."
*"Let's see if they can board the elevator."
*"Here's hoping the elevator has enough space..."
*"Maybe I can get some apples while they're gone."
The wheel lands on "REROLL" three times 	
*"That purple dinosaur is still on the run. I'll get them later."
*"I'm not rigging this."
*"Terrible fortune."
*"Have any of you seen a purple dinosaur? I have a bounty out for them."
*"...I still have 7213 to fix up."
*"This is taking too long."
*"I wonder if that individual accepts more spare parts for whatever he's doing."
The wheel lands on "SPECIAL" 	
*"...I just remembered, I gave away one of the special pieces to someone."
*"...I feel like I shouldn't have given that individual an enchanted special piece."
*"Uh oh."
*"And stay out!"
*"Oh boy."
*"Heh. You better think fast."
Upon entering the OFFICE OF floor 	
*"Don't go stealing. I will know."
*"Sup. I'm here if you need me."
*"Welcome back."
*"Hiya! Welcome to my office."
*"Feel free to take from my collection if you have the change."
*"Welcome" + "If you have any questions, now's the time."
*"Welcome" + "If you want to chat, now's your time."
*"Welcome to my office, I have some stuff that may help you if you have the change."
*"Heya. I've got some goodies if you've got the currencies."
Upon entering the OFFICE OF floor by using a Floor Ticket 	
* "The elevator returning early was not part of my schedule."
* "Who's telling the elevator to come here?"
* "Who's forcing the elevator to stop by here? It hasn't even been an hour yet."
*"Seems like someone really likes stopping by here."
*"Can you, like, pick another place other than my domain?"
*”What’s your deal? I just finished putting up my relics for sale.”
*"Hello again. Did you forget something on the way out?"
*"There is no discount for returning patrons. Sorry."
Upon entering the OFFICE OF floor alone 	
*"Well, it's just you and me, 'username',"
*"You're the only one coming from the elevator this time. Interesting."
*"What happened to everyone? I thought there were more."
*"I thought the elevator had more people this time."
*"Hello, 'username'. You're the only one?"
*"It's a lot more quiet than usual. You travelling alone?"
When taking a bask in the Fountain of Oceanus 	
*"I sense your spirits being lifted by the fountain."
*"Looks like the fountain has absolved you of your burdens. You feeling better now?"
*"It looked like you really needed that fountain, 'username', Did you catch something awful?"
*"The fountain seems to have done a huge favour for you. I'd be interested in hearing your story."
When clicked on 	
*"There was... another universe not of this elevator's schedule. Something... awful."
*"I love the sound of the trombone across the halls... it's exhilarating. They play it very well."
*"You know, repairing the rooms doesn't even take an hour at most. Cleaning up after you, however, is a different story."
*"(Raised in inferno, employed by the heavens.)"
*"All of the hammers still function as they would, but they lived long enough to be put on display."
*"They do carry some history, but I'd rather not get into the details."
*"The only thing I'll say is that I'm glad I destroyed the universe after 20 months."
*"I wish I could bring Pilby to their mother, but they are out of our reach. Not even my power can cross the abyss without it fading."
*"Now that I think of it, my siblings and I were all designed to be world-ending instruments."
*"I wonder what happened to the titan who brought down my great-grandfather's empire."
*"We found some very interesting fauna on a highly-vegetated planet. They were very friendly, even to Pilby."
*"This facility used to require tremendous power to function substantially, requiring our founder to draw from himself. Now we only use the necessary amount to keep some of the common areas operational."
*"I wish my great-grandfather wasn't the embodiment of evil. Then I wouldn't have... hm."
*"Ah... The time I had to steal back an entire status of mine from an underground facility. And then I destroyed that universe after we rescued the objective... one less mistake on the file."
*"If Pilby ever heard where I really come from, they would be horrified."
*"I heard the elevator covers life insurance. I guess you took up on the offer, 'username'?
*"I'd hate to say it, but the red sky is not all that beautiful. It's a reminder of something tragic."
*"My little brother, Krait, was a very interesting one. A little unhinged in a good way, if you ask me."
*"He was born to define the Mach family tenfold, as he could travel to worlds in the blink of an eye with all the control he has." 
*"... although he did fly right into several planets a couple of times."
*"Did I tell you about my older sister, Lora?"
*"She could pave any world with its own nature like paint on a canvas..."
*"...and harness it to tear itself apart with her own will."
*"A lot of people back at Point Zero say that I look like the kid from that one game. Not surprised, since one of my employers also wears a very similar attire to mine, albeit in black with yellow accents."
*"I watched my caterpillar friend try to do another frontflip and... let's just say I had to help them recover for quite a bit."
*"Hehe. I still remember the day I made the deal with my employers."
*"I wish I could bring Pilby here, but they're in a different district from me."
*"Pilby was amazed at the sight of our homeworld, especially our headquarters!"
*"But they were almighty terrified of my employers since they are much, much taller than I am."
*"In fact, taller than some kind of a concrete companion that they talk about."
*"I don't blame them though, even I was a little intimidated when I first met with my employers."
*"I have another incinerator room set up just for you, 'username', You'll know it when you see it."
*"You should take a run in IHLR-7213, 'username'. You'll appreciate yourself when you survive it."
*"If you're wondering about the whereabouts of a certain caterpillar-like individual, they are currently practicing the trombone somewhere else."
*"I almost lost both of my arms during my interview. Easily expendable though, just a bit of a hassle."
*"Sure you can run away from an incinerator burning at twenty-thousand Celsius..."
*"...but an incinerator burning one million degrees and moving at hundred-fifty-five kilometres an hour?"
*"Maybe that can give you a real challenge at first."
*"I can still feel hollow even with my arms and eyes. I can never shake that off."
*"I met an odd-looking individual around here. We made some trades on some of our stuff here, including spare parts from the wheel spinner."
*"There is another one of me out there. She lives elsewhere, but not as powerful as I am."
*"We recently moved this universe out of the quarantine zone as a result of the elevator; it's nice not having to use a protective bubble that shields us from the broken reality."
*"Extreme environments are very interesting. Pilby and I went to a couple planets with such amazing sights."
*"Those purple dinosaurs know that I reside here. They won't show up here at all. Hmph."
*"Right! I have another friendly sparring with my employer after this. That'll be fun, hehe."
*"I found a sightseeing spot close to the center of a galaxy where a dozen stars rest in the night sky."
*"Fun fact; we installed the incinerator a later date when IHLR-6166 was first constructed."
*"I have high hopes for you, 'username'. Go run the IHLR-6166 course—I'm sure you'll pass with flying colours."
*"I wonder what planet she went to in order to make a scarf so... cozy."
*"Maybe I can ask my employer for her expedition logs."
*"I sensed a dark power during my semi-annual hibernation. Something just as uncanny as the King's Farlands." + "... It was also the only time I actually had a dream."
*"I heard of Pilby's encounter with a terrifying presence in their dream..."
*"It seems I'm not the only one familiar with this figure."
*".."
*"Now that I mention it, the figure hasn't returned in awhile."
*"Pilby and I collected some flora on a beautiful planet with rings, during one of our expeditions. Turns out some of them are edible and very sweet."
*"(Never forgetting seeing my siblings die to him. That scythe almost took my life as well.)"
*"I've never seen someone as beautiful as my second employer."
*"Compared to the rest, she's about as majestic as an angel could ever be..." 
*"Simply the incarnation of destiny."
*"You know, that theater-like room with the spinner is actually a trash disposal system. We installed the spinner at a later time."
*"This watch I have from my little brother, Krait..."
*"It was given to him by someone during one of his expeditions."
*"It's one of the two things I have from him."
*"Seems like I'm not the only one capable of destroying the rock, outside of the committee."
*"According to my employers, there's an individual with a doctor's degree."
*"I look foward to seeing them soon."
*"The tales of Lord Avarice always delighted me."
*"That same titan who fought the ancient evils."
*"The one who fought my ancestors for eons..."
*".."
*"I visit his grave once in a while."
*"I've never seen someone as formal as my second employer."
*"If anything, she's about as perfect as she is for her job."
*"Simply the incarnation of destiny."
*"I've seen artificial intelligence all my life; all of which was trying to kill me."
*"But it's the TV head at that floppy shop that stands out the most."
*"Maybe I should lose the hammer the next time I stop by there."
*"They looked...very scared."
*"You wanna know something about my first employer?"
*"I can only win against him if he limits his own power by a huge margin-"
*"And even then, he's capable of ripping apart my hammer more than a million times!"
*"I realised what Lora really is."
*"Our emperors somehow drew power from the King's Farlands, and was infused into her."
*"Maybe that's why my hammer changed forms when it was time..."
*"(Still wondering why I was picked out of all the other alternate timelines...)"
*"(... well, as long as it's in the greater interests of the true timeline.)"
*"There's not much I can say about Thanatos the Second."
*"He is simply the natural order."
*"...though he was upset at what happened a long time ago."
*"Still, he works with me."
* "Ran into that one doctor while I was out on an expedition. Not what I was expecting."
* "I can surprisingly understand her. She knows a lot about that rock. And also the figure."
* "I ran into that concrete person while I was passing by that weird arch structure."
* "They were really nice to talk to."
When clicked on, after the player gets the "IS THIS BUGGED?" badge. 	
*"As much as I wanted to remove the reroll parts from the wheel, there’s an aura that suggests I don’t. Sorry."
*"Sorry you were stuck down there in District Z7 for a while. Maybe losing to a reroll three times can teach you a lesson, huh?"
*"I can assure you; you are not the only person who had to wait a while for the wheel spinner to make up its mind."
*"That wheel spinner is not broken. You just happen to have terrible fortune during that play."
When clicked on, after the player has survived WALL OF 	
*"Nice job getting through IHLR-6166, 'username'.
*"You should take a run at IHLR-7213, 'username'. You'll appreciate yourself when you survive it."
When clicked on, after the player has survived HALL OF 	
* "Hey 'username', you don't mind taking a run in IHLR-6166, would you? You shouldn't have too much trouble if you ran the IHLR-7213 course at a hundred-fifty kilometres an hour."
* "Good job getting through IHLR-7213, username. You survived the power of the sun!"
*"You feeling better about yourself after surviving the power of the sun, 'username'? I sure would be."
When clicked on, after the player has survived the HALL OF and WALL OF floors	
*"I would like to personally commemorate you, 'username', for winning the two incinerator challenges. You are a brave one."
*"You managed to grasp what it takes to survive, 'username', even if you stumbled a few times. Well done on the incinerators."
*"I would have a personal invitation on deck for you, 'username', but i am still planning some stuff with my employers. You may take my words as gratitude for surviving the walls of fire."
*"Hope you didn't mind me empowering you temporarily during that long incinerator course."
*"Bold moves, 'username'. if we didn't install the incinerators, you'd ace both of them."
*"If it makes you happier, 'username', at least you're not running the 66-kilometre gauntlet at the twice the speed of sound."
*"By the way, 'username', well done on the big incinerator course. You should celebrate, if you haven't already."
When a player dies to Mach then goes to the OFFICE OF floor 	
*"Remember, 'username', what I did to you is not even the full extent of my powers."
*"By the way, 'username', how was your talk with Thanatos?"
*"I hope your recovery is going well, 'username' Would you like another fight against judgement?
After killing MR in the OFFICE OF floor 	
*"I've dealt with worse than those, if you're wondering."
*"They were a threat. It is deemed by my employers." + "Anywho, check out what I've got on the pedestals."
*"If you want my opinion, my great-grandfather would destroy them far faster than I could."
*"That said, it took quite a bit of my power for that."
*"Apologies." + "You know what they're capable of."
*"Sorry for the scare."
*"The employers told me to destroy them as soon as they got here."
*"No wonder they warned me not to enter the elevator."
When attempting to steal the Banhammer 	
*“That reminds me, Pilby really wanted to try holding the hammer.”
*”… That didn’t go well. Gold star for them trying anyways.”
*I would suggest NOT picking up the very thing that can and will kill you."
*"Even if you could wield the weapon, it takes great strength to carry it with your two hands."
*"My offerings around the office are enough for you."
*”Thanks for testing my countermeasures, by the way.”
*”I know you tried.”
*”You can just look at it. Please don’t try taking it.”
*"You can stop doing that now."
*"You'd die for this?"
*"There is someone that can hold the hammer."
*"Well, at least my powers are still working."
On the telephone with an employer 	
*"C.M. speaking."
*"Yeah, everything's been fine."
*"You wanted to ask me something about Krait and Lora?"
*"... Resurrection?"
*"No, as much as I want it, it's better not to."
*"His watch and her scarf are enough for what we're doing for the greater interests of the Continuum."
*"Besides, Thanatos would not be happy about it. I've already upset him once with that incident, as you told me."
*"And I'm sure he would be displeased if Allfather could cheat death, on top of the anomalous variants that we've been tracking since."
*"What about the other one? The true one. Is she doing alright?"
*"Good. Looks like everything is going as planned."
*C.M. Speaking."
*"You said you wanted to talk about something?"
*"Oh. That."
*"You mentioned earlier that there were new developments with the hammer."
*"It wasn't supposed to do that initially?"
*"... Interesting."
*"The last I remember during that mission, I was running out of time."
*"Yeah. That. That everyone was dead. On that planet."
*"I'm fully aware that these events were entirely kept off the archives, but..."
*"... Do you still have the footage of it happening?"
*"Great. I would like to go over the footage with you, personally."
*"Sure. I can stop by once the elevator departs."
*"Hey. It's C.M."
*"What do you know about the Abyss?"
*"..."
*"An expanse full of nothing..."
*"Not even a star?"
*"It's about Pilby's mother."
*"They're probably beyond the Abyss in another universe."
*"No. Not even my powers can."
*"Doesn't even compare to the King's Farlands, huh?"
*"... And if I go out there?"
*"..."
*"I see. The point of no return, if I end up getting lost."
*"Hm."
*"As long as I don't ever cross into it, I should be fine, right?"
*"That's good. At least I can be found floating around in space, completely asleep."
*"C.M. speaking."
*"Him again?"
*"I figured. Especially since after the breach a couple of years ago."
*"No wonder Allfather kept on talking about you."
*"No, no–it's not a problem at all. I can take care of it."
*"All the other rooms are operational as well, so no need to worry about that."
*"The repair bots will take care of it while I'm out?"
*"That's good."
*"Has anything changed with Allfather since last time?"
*"Just routine business?"
*"Alright."
*"Oh yeah, don't worry. I'll have them stay over at my other office at Point Zero."
*"They should be fine there for a couple of days while I'm out."
*"Alright then, I'll be out of the Nexus once the elevator departs."
*"They go by Pilby."
*"Caterpillar-like. It's a completely new kind, not documented in the Continuum database."
*"I found them wandering the facility a couple weeks ago before they trapped themselves in a janitor's room in District B2."
*"Yeah, I helped them out of the room."
*"Possibly. They showed up at the same time as the elevator."
*"No. Not even."
*"They said they were trying to find somewhere else to go, but ended up here."
*"Oh yeah, I told them about the situation here."
*"Guessing the elevator's the only way out of the Continuum."
*"By the way..."
*"You think the agriculture facilities are still pure here?"
*"Great. I'd like to manage that as well."
*"I'd like to make another handshake expedition."
*"Universe, 9-9-3-1-1-5-7-9."
*"Galaxy, 2-2-5-1-9."
*"Belt, 3-3-1."
*"Belt. 9-2-5."
*"Belt, 2-1-0."
*"Belt, 5-0-7."
*"Belt, 1-1-9."
*"Confirm."
*"I can bring them alongside, no worries. This one's a safe travel."
*"I'll swing by soon to collect the supplies."
*"Yeah. I need my hibernation machine checked out."
*"General maintenance."
*"But also, there's something else."
*"I saw something during my sleep."
*A figure of some sort. Couldn't detail it."
*I've asked some people about it; they don't recognize it."
*"It only seems to be me."
*"I don't think they're associated with the King's Farlands."
*"This is something else."
*"Yeah. I'll swing by soon."
*"Alright."
*"We have another hotspot. I just relayed it to Control."
*"Yeah. That is correct."
*"I estimate the planet is only occupied, but I'd suggest scanning the premises yourself."
*"Are the Horsemen available?"
*"Excellent... I've been wanting to give them something worthwhile."
*"So I've heard."
*"Alright then, I'll stop by the headquarters soon."
*"I have seen her. It's the same figure I told you about a couple weeks ago."
*"She seems to be bent on trying to undermine me with the reminders of my past."
*"A little shaken up, considering not knowing what else she can do to my head."
*"I'm certain. If she hasn't figured it out yet, she will soon."
*"What's up?"
*"..."
*"No."
*"I'd think she would only be able to abate him for a short amount of time."
*"Beyond that, no one else could change someone as astronomically irrational as Allfather."
*"Plus, I don't even want to imagine the possibility of him being driven beyond insanity because of her."
*"Yeah."
*"Alright, see you soon then."
==April Fools 2024 Update Dialogue==
Upon entering the OFFICE OF floor 	
*"come in"
*"welcome to my world"
*"judgement"
*"stop coming to my office"
Clicked on 	
*"im mach and cheese"
*"mach"
*"banrey will soon explode"
*"there's too many pilbys"
*"pilby cannot escape"
*"i have nothing to say about pilby"
*"you should have died in a fire 'username'"
*"why are you alive 'username',"
*"pilby keeps coming back here for some reason"
When Mach is hit with the Snowball 	
*"you tried"
When showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"what are you doing"
*"these mean nothing to me"
*"thanks but no"
The wheel lands on "COINS" 	
*"🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁"
*"you win"
*"you are won 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁"
The wheel lands on "DEATH" 	
*"you will suffer"
*"burn"
*"will you live 20 times"
The wheel lands on "FUN" 	
*"pilby must awaken"
*"I sure hope pilby doesn't die from the red teddies"
The wheel lands on "SPECIAL" 	
*"think fast chucklenuts"
When attempting to steal the Banhammer 	
*"stop taking the hammer"
*"do not take it"
*"why"
*"stop"
Upon entering the OFFICE OF floor alone 	
*"boowomp, you're all alone"
*"lol you're alone"
*"lonely lonely 'username',"
After killing Banrey in the OFFICE OF floor	
*"it had to die"
Category:NPC Interactions