The Midget In The Woods

Oh, hello kiddies, I was just SPEWING a rerun of MORGUE AND MINDY on my BIG-SCREAM T.V. hee-hee.  I do pay for SLAY-PER-VIEW you know, and with that TELEVISION HACKAGE, I get SCREAMIUM CHANNELS ha-ha.  But here's another show according to my T.V. DIED, about a walk in the woods.  I call this PUTRID-PROGRAM...
In October, 1920, three boys were walking on a dirt-road in the woods of Oregon.  It was getting dark out and owls looked down at the boys, from up, in trees.  "Kind of creepy eh, Nicholas?" one of the boys asked the other.  "Yes" Nicholas agreed.  "We're almost home Nathan!" he went on.  Nathan and Nicholas continued walking and saw a short-figure by the trees.  "Nicholas, stop!  Look at that!" Nathan told him.  "Who or what is that?" he replied, as they stopped.  It wore a black robe and hood, hanging from a tree by a rope around its waist.  The figure slowly swung by the rope from side to side.  As Nicholas and Nathan crept by it, the figure started pointing at them, with a green-clawed-hand. The boys screamed and saw its face.  It was a midget, but its face was that of a monster.  Fangs hung out of its mouth and its eyes were like yellow cat's eyes.  Its green face peered at Nicholas and Nathan.  They started running quick and fast from the midget-monster.  "What was that thing Nicholas?" Nathan asked.  "A monster, Brother!" he replied.  They reached a cottage.  "Home" Nicholas exclaimed.  The boys looked back and saw the midget-monster running through the woods, with a rope in its clutches.  Nicholas and Nathan ran into their cottage.  
That little creature really knew how to SWING eh, boys and girls?  As for Nicholas and Nathan, they saw the monster really BRANCH OUT, even when it was ALL TIED UP heh-heh-heh.