Super Smash Bros. Remix (Western)/Smash Taunts

In , Smash Taunts can be activated by certain characters by using their down taunt on a specific stage. Below is a list of all conversations to be had between Pit, Palutena and Viridi, as well as Pearl, Marina and Cap'n Cuttlefish. Not to mention a few special guests!
==Palutena's Guidance==
===Mario===
 	
 	Hey, it's Mario!
 	
Of course! It wouldn't be a crossover without Mario. 	
 	
 	This should be a piece of cake. I know all his tricks by now!
 	
 	This is my 5th installment, after all.
 	
What about the time you were a trophy? 	
 	
 	I thought everybody forgot about that. It was a one-time modelling gig...
 	
Mario may be a familiar foe, but he's got some new weapons in his arsenal. 	
 	
 	Oh, like what?
 	
He's now joined by his buddy Cappy, who allows Mario to make a captivating recovery back to the stage.	
 	
 	Talk about a hat trick!
===Luigi===
 	
 	Aw, Luigi's back? I don't wanna fight him again! He just seems scared the whole time...
 	
The Year of Luigi is over, so you're legally allowed to beat him up! 	
 	
I thought legally we weren't allowed talk about that. 	
 	
 	Lady Palutena, can you pleeaase just tell me how to take out this second banana quickly and painlessly?
 	
It must suck being second banana. Hey, wouldn't Pittoo be your Luigi?	
 	
 	I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
 	
 	If I'm Mario, does that make Lady Palutena my Peach?
 	
Don't flatter yourself. 	
 	
 	That's not what I meant and you know it!
===Sheik===
 	
 	Sheik's looking a bit off today.
 	
He's wearing Yiga Clan gear. Not sure why, though. 	
 	
 	Is this more timeline shenanigans?
 	
No, I've never seen anything like this. Sheikah is in the name! 	
 	
 	Maybe he's promoting a new game?
 	
Regardless of his attire, Sheik still fights similarly. However, you can expect some dirty tricks now that he's turned.	
 	
 	Would the Song of Healing help at all?
===Inkling===
 	
 	It's a kid! It's a squid!
 	
That's an Inkling! 	
 	
Alright Pit, go ahead and make sea puns. You've got 30 seconds.	
 	
 	Something seems fishy around here!
 	
I don't sea what you mean. 	
 	
 	That's awful shellfish of you!
 	
Are you for eel? Don't act so cray-cray. 	
 	
You're both banned from ever entering my domain. 	
 	
 	That's so shellfish!
 	
 	Wait, I've already used that one.
===Tatsuya===
 	
 	They're really just letting anybody join Smash, huh?
 	
I can see what you mean. Between Wii Fit Trainer and a venus flytrap... 	
 	
 	That Piranha Plant was one of my best, I'll have you know.
 	
It was DLC, so I'll let that slide. 	
 	
 	Alright, so who's this schoolkid?
 	
That's Tatsuya Suou! He's a Persona user, like Joker. 	
 	
 	No fair, he gets a Persona and a sword?
 	
If you're so bothered by his outside help, then I could always strip your Power of Flight.	
 	
 	Nevermind. I still think he's cheating.
===Arle===
 	
Hope you're good at puzzles, Pit! 	
 	
 	Oh no...
 	
That young girl is Arle Nadja, a magician in training. 	
 	
 	Her real talent is popping Puyos. You're gonna see that a lot in this battle.
 	
Arle can place squishy Puyos around the battlefield. If she launches you into a pile with the right attack, they'll explode.	
 	
 	I'll just destroy the Puyos before she can hit me into them!
 	
Keep on your toes while fighting Arle! You'll need to know everything that's going on in the stage, and think fast. 	
 	
 	Just like Puyo Puyo!
==CQ-80 Calls==
===Mario===
	No way, Mario!?
	You know this guy?
	You don't!? I thought you were a gamer, Marina!
	Alright, Rina, soon as this battle's done, you're coming over. We're gonna play Super Mario Odyssey together.
	He's got a water gun. Ink and water don't mix.
	I see you've been playing Sunshine, Cap'n!
===Luigi===
	Okay, here's the real question: Mario or Luigi?
	Pff, Mario all the way!
	Of course you'd say that. Mario's waaaay too mainstream.
	He's as basic as your Turf War tactics.
	He's the main dude! Of course he's basic, that's his whole shtick.
	I don't see you hating on Link for being a blank slate.
	Actually, Link being a blank slate is a design choice, with him acting as a "link" between players and the game.
	Gimme one good reason Luigi's better than Mario.
	I mean... just take a look at our ink colours.
	What about you, Eight? Are you Team Mario or Team Luigi?
	Did I miss a Splatfest?
===Inkling===
If the opposing Inkling wears one of the hairstyles from Splatoon, they will be referred to as Agent 3. If they sport a hairstyle from Splatoon 2, they will be known as Agent 4.
	Agent 3/4! Great to see you made it to the competition too!
	This should be a piece of ice-cream cake! Just think of it like an ink battle.
	Doesn't 3/4 have professional training or something, though?
	We kinda just thrust the kids into action and things turn out okay.
	If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
	*sigh* We really need to get a chat that isn't open-channel.
	3/4's got the same skills as you, Agent 8. It's all a matter of who uses those skills the best.
===Tatsuya===
	A school blazer, huh? Looks like somebody splashed out on amiibo gear.
	His name is Tatsuya Suou, and he's able to summon a powerful being known as a Persona.
	A persona? Fakers.
	A Persona is a manifestation of a person's emotions. Kept in check, they can be a force to be reckoned with.
	I reckon Eight is gonna beat this landlubber.
	Persona activate! Kraken!
	Uh, maybe a Smallfry would suit you better.
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