Lakelan Brown

"I once drank water straight from Lake Tahoe!"- Lake Brown
Lakelan Loren Brown was born on December 8, 1997 to Dustin Brown and Josh Aldrich. In his free time, he likes long walks on the beach, eating scraps, and slapping the bass in Flight of Niko. Lake also has a complex relationship with radishes, loving their taste, but hating their essence. 
Lake also has got that shit on red vinyl, and can't stand when basic bitches get Bleach by Nirvana on black vinyl, quote "It's not fair." Lakelan is currently employed at Starbucks, and makes coffee for the best of them. Lake's two favorite albums are Sports by Modern Baseball and Zooropa by U2. At a moment's notice, Lake can disguise himself as a frog. This skill has got him out of many a tough situation. 
thumb|220x220px|moments after suffering 1st of 3 heart attacks
== Early Life ==
Lake was born at an incredibly young age. Growing up on a beet 
plantation, Lake learned early on how much he despised the being of radishes. In the morning, lake would go out into the radish ponds and scoop up as many radishes as he could. He would bring them to a large bucket, where he would mash the radishes with his feet, until they made a smooth pulp. He would then put these radishes in jars, and sell them at the Burton Street exit of the 131 highway.
With dreams of becoming an actor, Lake sold all of his possessions to move to Hollywood. He only booked one role as "on the spectrum guy" on Big Bang Theory. After months of failure, he decided to investigate. He posed as a prostitute to gain information on the street and finger banged his way to the top. He eventually found out that Hollywood was being controlled by sentient radishes. He decided to quit the Hollywood system and continued to work the streets as a "Bansky-Like" artist. He wrote a book about his events called. My Adventures in Hollyweird, by Lake Brown. 
thumb|330x330px|Lake, after a mishap with bees in which he tried to steal their honey
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