Harry Potter Spoof 1- By Wetty

By- Wetty
This is a spoof for Harry Potter, this wikia does need a little funny!
===Dude with a Scar===
Harry- *is looking in a mirror, mostly staring at his scar*
Dudewithnoscar- *Bursts in* Dude! You stole my scar!
Harry- *turns and looks at Dudewithnoscar* Who are you? And how did you get in here?
Dudewithnoscar- No Mayonaise!
Harry- Wait what? That made no sense. 
Dudewithnoscar- I'll be asking the questions around here!
Harry- *picks up wand*
Dudewithnoscar- I want my scar back!
Harry- You mean my scar? *looks to his lightning like scar* Dude, this is mine.
Dudewithnoscar- Nooo, I had one like that on my belly!
Harry- O_O You ever think maybe it wasn't a scar?
Dudewithnoscar- Uh, no.....But you stole it!
Harry- I can't steal scars moron!
Dudewithnoscar- *lifts shirt and shows a scar that looks exactly like Harrys*
Harry- Okay, once again I am asking how did you get in here?
DudewithASCAR- You must be my brother!
Harry- *looks disgusted* I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER!
DudewithASCAR- I gotta call my mom! *runs out*
Harry- Yeah, never a dull moment......
===Hip-Hop===
Ron- Im Ron, and I like Hip hop yeah.
Hermione- Ron that wasn't even a rap.
Ron- So? Who said I was rapping.
Hermione- You did like before you even said that thing you said.
Ron- I thought you loved me!
Hermione- Dude, that would ruin the whole plot if I told you right away.
Ron- Still when I made out with that girl in The Half-Blood Prince you were so jelous!
Hermione- Okay, what's up with this! This spoof thing is called Hip Hop, not Whine to Hermione about if I love you or not!
Ron- I will rap about you. 
Hermione- Heavens no...
Ron- Hermione, her name sounds limy, maybe I need to kindly say you are slimy!
Hermione- That was offensive, if you wanted me to love you why make a rap like THAT! *gets out wand*
Ron- No! Don't hate me because Im beautiful!
Hermione- Okay, there's something wrong with that, you are so not beautiful. *turns Ron into a frog*
Ron- *croaks* Still beautiful. 
Hermione- I'm leaving this no sense making spoof. *leaves*
Ron- Wait, Im still a frog!
===Luna Is Nuts===
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