Fiebre amarilla

Fiebre amarilla is a serious illness that is found in South America's Amazon. This is not to be mistaken for Yellow Fever, which is the sexual attraction to Asians. If you are planning a trip to the Amazon, you can get the vaccine for la fiebre amarilla at no cost in Colombia and CHAVEZ-wella.
Unlike the Protestant mouth, there is no quick cure for la fiebre amarilla. If you have it, sleep it off. If you are lucky, you will recover enough to make it to a professional medical assistant.