Paul Guy

Paul Guy otherwise known in a past incarnation as Postal Dude is a human who has been known to have misfortune come his way no matter where he goes. In the Republic, Paul was a game developer, working on various video games. One day however, presumably because the video games in question had Anti-Republic messages in them, it caused Republic nationalists to ransack the entire company. Rumor has it Paul was the only survivor.
Paul escaped with his pet dog to the Peninsula after his company was quite literally burned to the ground. He would eventually think he can find some peace and quiet, working at another game company. Unfortunately, due to his history with bad luck, he came around the same time the Radioactive Uber Clan began to take over the Peninsula by force. This caused the city he worked at to be full of RUCitizens.
The RUCitizens would try to get to Paul with protests and force. Paul ended up snapping, pissing all over the RUCitizens in a fit of annoyance and rage. Thankfully this drove them off, believing it was 'demon piss'.
Fredericka would later find him alone in his building and he was swiftly recruited, mostly because he was running out of food and needed somewhere to stay. Hugo was surprised how he managed to stay alive for so long.
It was said during the water, he weaponized one of Hugos ideas of tossing rotten animal carcasses to distract and poison the enemy. He favored rotten, severed cow heads for some reason.
After the war, Paul had enough of the Peninsula and moved back to the Republic with his dog. It is unknown if his streak of misfortune will follow him again.
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