Mr. Picou

"Mr. Picou" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Brian and Clark daydream about their mutual crush on ceramics teacher Mr. Picou.
== Lyrics ==
Brian
Mr. Picou-ooo-ooo-ooo.
Make me wanna do ceramics with you-ooo-ooo-ooo.
Both
Mr. Picou.
Clark
Mr. Picou.
Brian
Mr. Picou.
Both
Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo.
Clark
Make me wanna do—
Both
Ceramics with you.
Clark
Mr. Picou, you're so flippin hot,
I wanna watch you throw that pot.
Mr. Picou, I know,
It's gonna get hot when we open up that oven.
What is it called? A—
Both
Kiln.
Brian
It's called a kiln.
Brian
And I'm not sure you open it.
Or maybe some of them are open all the time.
But, no, I think you're right,
Some you open.
Both
Mr. Picou-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo.
Clark
Mr. Picou.
Brian
I wanna do ceramics with you.
Both
Ooo-ooo-ooo Mr. Picou.
Brian
And to be clear,
I don't actually care about ceramics at all.
You're just givin' me excuses to take that detour
Down that school hall.
Clark
Honestly, I have no purpose
For pots, or even a plate.
I just wanna see your face,
And picture us on a date.
Both
Mr. Picou.
Clark
Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo...
Brian
Mr. Picou, I wanna do ceramics with you-ooo-ooo-ooo...
Both
Mr. Picou!
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