Blaze and the Blazing Blazes (episode)/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Blaze and the Blazing Blazes".
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(Poppy and Minuet are about to practice singing.)
Minuet: Now, open throat and… (She takes a deep breath and sings. Just as Poppy takes a deep breath, she and Minuet hear an electric guitar sound. Blaze comes out of the ground on a fake skeleton stage while making guitar sounds.)
Blaze: Whooooo! That’s right! It is I, the one and only Blaze! (He makes guitar sounds again and becomes sad.) I am so sad on the inside. (The spotlight turns off and some bugs fly away with his stage.)
Poppy: Blaze, what’s the matter?
Blaze: Do you understand that you must journey deep into my past? So still yourself as I tell the tale of Blaze. See, I wasn’t always a solo act. (We go to the past where Blaze was a band member with Rose and Romper.) I used to be the lead in a Hard Rock Troll band, but created differences tore us apart. I wanted to call the band…
Past Blaze: (on the mic) “Blaze and the Other Guys”!
Blaze: But they wanted to call it…
Past Rose: Literally anything but that. (A sign falls and Blaze leaves.)
Blaze: So, what choice do I have but to leave the band forever? But as fate would have it, Rose and Romper went on to become one of the Hard Rock Tribe’s most celebrated bands. (A bug shoots fire in the air and Blaze gasps.) Sometime after I left.
Past Blaze: It’s only been 12 hours! (A spotlight shines on him as he leaves.)
Blaze: Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy for all this success. But honestly, I really miss my old bandmates. (We go back to the present. As he continues explaining, some bugs carry his stage away and her jumps off.) And to make matters worse, now they’re coming here to visit TrollsTopia! I don’t want them to know I haven’t moved on and found a new band to… spend my life with.
Poppy and Minuet: Aw.
Blaze: (Popping up between Poppy and Minuet) So, I did some Blaze-storming, which is like brain-storming, but Blaze. And I thought maybe you two could pretend to be my band?
Poppy: Uh… Blaze, do you really think making your friends think you’re in a band that doesn’t exist is really gonna make you feel any better?
Minuet: What you really want is to make things right with your friends.
Blaze: You mean open up and share my feelings? Hm… Nope! Not really sure the pretend band thing is the way to go. But hey, if you don’t wanna help, Blaze gets it. I’ll just go over here and play a sad, sad mouth guitar solo. (Sadly, he imitates an electric guitar and jumps onto a rock. Poppy and Minuet feel bad for him.)
Poppy: Blaze, wait. Look, if you really think this will help make things better, we’ll pretend to be in your band.
Blaze: (gasps) Thank you! That is inshredible news! ‘Cause I have no plan B in here and literally here right now.
Poppy and Minuet: What?! (Rose and Romper appear.)
Rose and Romper: Blaze! Yeah! (Blaze disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears next to them.)
Blaze: Rose and Romper!
Romper: It’s been a while, my man! You’re lookin’ Wikki-wow-wow!
Blaze: Pfft. I know. You’re lookin’ wikkidy-wow-wow-wow yourselves! (He, Rose, and Romper laugh while Poppy and Minuet come over.) Old band, meet now band, Poppy and Minuet.
Rose: So right to meet ya.
Romper: Ooh! What’s your band name?
Poppy: (As she and Minuet become shocked) Uh, our… our band name? It’s uh… Blaze…
Minuet: … and the Blazing…
Poppy: … Blazes.
Romper: Blaze and the Blazing Blazes?
Rose: (chuckles) Yeah, that sounds like a band name Blaze would be in.
Romper: (laughs) I guess some things never change. (He, Rose, Poppy, and Minuet laugh. Blaze laughs along.)
Blaze: It’s going really well so far! (He and the others continue laughing. Later in Rock Hollow, Blaze talks to Rose and Romper.) So, the thing I love about the band I’m currently in is after these many years, it’s been like… we are a family.
Rose: Oh, Blaze, that’s so great. How’d you guys meet?
Blaze: I don’t know. (Poppy and Minuet gasp.)
Romper: You don’t know how you met?
Blaze: Uh… (Minuet flies in front of him.)
Minuet: (laughs nervously) He’s jesting. Ooh, we all met at a… uh…
Poppy: Picnic.
Minuet: Hair salon. (She and Poppy giggle.) It was a picnic at a hair salon.
Poppy: Which is totally a thing that we do here in TrollsTopia. (chuckles)
Rose: Uh… (chuckles) I guess we’ll just take your word on that.
Poppy: (laughs) Yeah.
Blaze: (Standing up on the couch) Or we can all go on a hair salon picnic right now.
Poppy and Minuet: What?! (At Maddy’s salon, Romper eats a sandwich while Rose is holding a cupcake.)
Romper: Well, this is uh… something.
Rose: Yeah. Never would have thought to combine so much food with so much loose hair.
Romper: Uh… so you guys were gonna tell us about the time you wrote your first band song together?
Poppy: Uh…
Minuet: (chuckles nervously) First song?
Poppy: Right. Yeah, crazy story. One night, I just said, “We should write a song about… a thing.”
Minuet: Mm-hm. And I said, “Yes. That thing is the perfect thing to write a song about.” (laughs)
Rose: Must be some song.
Romper: Can you play it for us?
Minuet: Oh…
Poppy: Um…
Minuet: We would, but… (She and Poppy groan.) … we don’t have our instruments.
Poppy: Mm-hm.
Blaze: I have instruments. (He pulls a stage down and he, Poppy, and Minuet get instruments.)
Minuet: Well, aren’t you helpful, Blaze?
Blaze: 2, 3, 4! (He tries to sing.)
(Blaze)
The thing about the song is
A song about a thing… (Rose and Romper are shocked. Later, they leave the group.)
Blaze: OK, sleep tight! See you guys tomorrow! I don’t know, you guys. Somehow, I kinda got the feeling they weren’t so much impressed as they were… confused.
Poppy: Sorry, Blaze.
Minuet: We know this was important to you.
Blaze: Yeah. I think I just need to be alone for a minute. Just me and this non-existed guitar. (He sadly imitates an electric guitar and walks away.)
Minuet: Poppy, listen. I know Blaze can be a lot, but I do care about him. And I was thinking Rose and Romper will still be here in the morning.
Poppy: Oh! Which means if we get some help there still will be a shot of convincing them we’re a real band. (She holds out a hand.) For Blaze.
Minuet: (Putting her hand on Poppy’s) For Blaze. (The next morning, Blaze is sleeping on a couch with a pink sleep mask. Suddenly, a crowd’s clapping is heard.)
All: Blaze! Blaze!
Blaze: What in Blazes?! (He runs to the stage.) How… how is thigs happening? (Rose and Romper appear.)
Romper: Blaze! We had no idea your band had this kind of following! (Poppy, wearing rock attire, walks to a microphone. She has a guitar with her and Minuet is with some drums.)
Poppy: That’s right, TrollsTopia! Blaze and the Blazing Blazes are to blow you A-Blazed!
Minuet: Now, who wants to hear a little mega-hit of ours called “The Song About The Thing”?! (She plays the drums.)
All: Blaze! Blaze! (Poppy goes over to Blaze.)
Blaze: Poppy, wha-what is all this?
Poppy: We did this for you, Blaze. (She gives a piece of paper to Blaze.) Just follow our lead. (Blaze begins to sing A Song About A Thing.)
(Blaze)
This is a song ‘bout a thing
And that thing
Has got me weak in my knees
(Poppy and Blaze)
We’re not gonna name it, no
Come on the radio
(Blaze)
And everybody knows just what it means
So go lift your voices
Let’s go!
This is a song!
A song ‘bout a thing!
(Poppy and Blaze)
And we’re gonna sing about it
Let’s sing about it
(Blaze)
This is a song
(Poppy)
Song
(Blaze)
A song ‘bout a thing
(Poppy and Blaze)
And we’re gonna sing about it
Let’s sing about it
(Blaze)
This is a song! (Fireworks explode and form the band’s name as the crowd cheers. Blaze gives a thumbs-up to Rose and Romper. Soon, they pack their bags.)
Blaze: Well, guess it’s time to go.
Rose: Blaze, I’m blown away! Blaze and the Blazing Blazes rocks!
Romper: Yeah. I mean, honestly, yesterday, it almost seemed like your band had never played together, like once or never, but after a performance like that, it’s no wonder your group is so popular!
Blaze: Yeah! You’re not wrong to be impressed.
Rose: Well, take care of yourself, Blaze.
Romper: Yeah. So long, man. Maybe one day we’ll be as big a deal as Blaze and the Blazing Blazes, huh? (He, Rose, and Blaze laugh.)
Rose: (As she and Romper leave.) See you around, Blaze.
Romper: Keep on rocking. (Poppy squeals as she and Minuet appear.)
Poppy: Blaze! We did it!
Minuet: Yaaaaaaay!
Blaze: (As fire explodes) Yeah, we did! (He imitates an electric guitar and becomes sad.) I am so sad on the inside.
Poppy and Minuet: Huh?
Blaze: I really thought if they saw me in a fake band, I… I’d feel better about myself. So how come I don’t? (Poppy comes over to him.)
Poppy: Maybe it’s like what we were saying. What you really want to do is tell them how you feel.
Blaze: You mean open up and share my feelings? Sweet mother of Blaze, you might be right! (He runs off to find Rose and Romper.) Rose! Romper! I… I gotta tell you something.
Rose: Blaze?
Romper: Are you OK?
Blaze: No, I’m not. How do I say this? Back when we were all in a band together, things were all wikidy-wikidy-wow! But then I left when you guys were all… (He imitates an electric guitar.) Then I was all… (He imitates an electric guitar again sadly.) I guess what I’m trying to say is… I miss you guys. And I’m glad I got to be your bandmate. If only for sure why, and- (Rose covers his mouth.)
Rose: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Blaze, it’s OK.
Romper: All you had to say was…
Both: Wikidy-wikidy-wow! Blaze and his old bandmates hug and laugh.)
Rose: Good luck to you and your band. (She picks up their bag.) Miss ya, guy.
Romper: Wikidy-wow, my man. (Blaze sheds a tear, removes one of his glasses, wipes it, and puts it back on. Poppy and Minuet then arrive.)
Poppy: Feeling better?
Blaze: You know, I really do. I feel like this wait has been lifted!
Minuet: And, you know, it was actually fun pretending to be in a band.
Poppy: (gasps) What if we tried starting a real band?
Blaze: (gasps) Nah. Blaze is really more of a solo act. (He imitates and electric guitar as he returns to the stage he entered at the beginning of the episode and leaves. Poppy and Minuet then imitate electric guitars.)
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