Spamton A. Spamton

SPamton A. Spamton WAS A [Big Shot] UNTIL HE EXPERIENCED A [Genocide] [Like you've never seen it before!] FROM A UNKNOWN [Malusis Person] AND STUFFERED FR0M A [terrible fate haven't you] ? HE USED TO [Rouxls The Dice]. HE USED TO GIVE OUT [W1ld Prizes]! BUT THEN HE TOOK A [[L]] TO THE [Life]. THG [[Spamtong]] HIRED THIS MAN TO SELL
TO SELL TO SELL [Sell sell sell all these shell shell shells]!
*THIS PAGE IS NOT ENDORED BY [[Tony]] OR HIS PIZZA.
== [[Beauty]] ==
A. SPAMTON HAS MANY [Keeps] AND MISSES ON HIS [Overdue Cungadero Payments]. NO [Forehead] NO PROBLEM SPAMTON HAS A+ HIGH QUALITY [Reproductive & Lazy] [Non-Reproductive] PARTS FOR [Your Mom]'S CUNGADERO GUARENTTEED [For Auction On Hypixel Skyblock] SO WHAT ARE YOU [$#&*]ING FOR?
== [Athletic] ==
A. SPAMTON HAS A GREAT PEAR OF LEGS. NOT LIKE THOSE [Leg] OF [Leggings] PLAYERS. HE HAS [No Scouts] TO BE [Running] FROM, AS TO WHY HE RUNS WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO [Euthanize For] HIS ATHLETIC ABILITY. HE [Can't be] STOPPED.
== WEA1TH$$$$$$$$ ==
SpAMTON A SPAMTON JUST LIKE HIS [Mildly Middly Aged] DEAR [Mario] HADS [Lod$ of] KROMER FROM [Taking]. HE DID SO MUCH [Taking] WE HAD TO DECIDUATE [A Large Recipe For] OF THIS [SMashed Potatoes] TO TODAY'S SPONSOR
== High Crimes & [[MIDI meters]] ==
== [[Foreclosure]] ON HIS [[Non-Existent Life]] ==
LIKE A [Chocolate Bar Yum Yum Yum] THAT'S BEEN [Towed] HE'S HAD [No Refunds!]!
PLEASE [[KidNamed]] ANSWE THE PHONE.
They're coming for me. 
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