The Return of CrazySponge

The Return of CrazySponge is an episode of Mr. Rrarrg. In this episode, crazysponge returns. Meanwhile, the gang try to make their own cartoon show.
=== Characters ===
• CrazySponge
• Guard
• Fred
• Landlord (debut)
• Patrick
• Grr
• Grugg
• Babba
• Rrarrg
• Sir Urchin (debut)
• Snail Fail (debut)
• Paramount+ Worker (debut)
• Paramount+ Boss (debut)
• Brain Patricks (debut)
• Tim the Sentient Can of Shaving Gel (debut)
• Choir (debut)
• Carl (debut)
• Babba the Dragon (debut)
• Citizen 
• Unknown
== Transcript ==
Narrator: 4 months later..
(shot of crazysponge in jail)
Guard: Hey kid.
(crazysponge looks towards the guard; the cell door opens)
Guard: you're free to go.
CrazySponge: YAHOO!
(smells like teen spirit by nirvana starts playing)
(crazysponge comes out of the prison gates)
(crazysponge calls a taxi; the taxi arrives)
(crazysponge gets in the taxi)
(music fades out; cut to crazysponge going to his mansion)
CrazySponge: ah, it's so good to finally be out of jail.
(crazysponge enters his home)
CrazySponge: Oh mustache snail, I'm home!
(crazysponge realizes mustache snail isn't there)
CrazySponge: Huh, must be sleeping or something. Oh well, I guess I can watch some tv.
(crazysponge hops on his couch and turns on the tv)
CrazySponge: ah, nothing like some good ol' fashioned television.
(shot of the tv playing meme world the movai)
(pan to his kitchen; we see fred peek out from it)
Fred: Meme world the movai? Wait…
(fred dials the phone)
Fred: c'mon, pick up…
(split screen of fred and landlord)
Landlord: yes?
Fred: You never told me this was CrazySponge's house!
Landlord: oh did he get back from prison? Hm, i think you should try getting your stuff and just leave. Then you can come over to me, we can work something out.
Fred: But you don't understand! It's CrazySponge! If he finds me I am in deep shit!
Landlord: hm, then perhaps try the back door.
(fred looks over to the back door; pan to back door; pan back to fred)
Fred: Okay, I'll try the back door.
Landlord: alright, see ya at my office.
(landlord hangs up; fred sneaks out of the kitchen and almost breaks a vase)
(Crazysponge turns around and fred isn't in his sight)
CrazySponge: hm, must be the wind.
(CrazySponge turns back to his tv and fred sneaks out of the kitchen again)
Fred: Alright, now to just quietly…
(fred steps on a stair and slips)
(CrazySponge notices fred)
CrazySponge: well, well, well…
Fred: OH NO, I-I CAN EXPLAIN!
CrazySponge: So you were trying to sneak past old CrazySponge eh?
Fred: PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS. I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!
CrazySponge: anything i want huh?
(CrazySponge laughs maniacally and fred stares in fear)
(Transition to next scene; shot of the mountains)
Patrick: Boy do I love watching Sir Urchin and Snail Fail!
Sir Urchin: WHY YOU!
Snail Fail: WHAT I DO?
(obnoxious laugh track)
Grr: grrgrgrgr (this show is stupid)
Babba: bababababa (i think it's kind of funny)
Sir Urchin: WHY YOU!!!
Snail Fail: WHAT I DO?
(even more obnoxious laugh track)
Sir Urchin: Hey wait, why are we here? Just to suffer? Just because we have to go through this life alone without anybody or anything to lean on because nobody cares about what you say or what you think? Snail Fail I’ve been having dreams lately and I’m not going to lie I’ve had a change of heart. I think we need to start a new religion. 
(most obnoxious laugh track imaginable)
Snail Fail: WHAT I DO?
(cut back to the gang)
Babba: bababababab (that was kinda dark.)
Patrick: yeah. 
Babba: babababa (I think it was satire.)
Patrick: I’d support a telecom religion!
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg (we should make a show like that)
Rrarrg: rarararrag? (but how?)
Patrick: Maybe we could go to nickelodeon and pitch our show!
Rrarrg: rararararararararararrarrag? (seems like a cop out. Let’s try to get our show on Paramount Plus!)
Patrick: Yeah, that always goes great. 
Babba: bababababababa? (but what will our show be about?)
Grugg: gruggrgrgugrgurgrgugrg (i guess we haven't thought of that)
Patrick: Then let's get thinking!
(patrick pulls out a pencil)
(rrarrg gets some paper)
Patrick: Where'd you get that?
Rrarrg: rararraarrg (a special place)
Patrick: Well, let's see… Do you guys have any ideas?
(babba thinks)
Babba: ba! bababababababab (oh! maybe there could be a dragon)
Patrick: Interesting, go on.
Babba: ba, babababa (and, the dragon is blue!)
Patrick: alright.
Babba: babababababa! (and named babba!)
Patrick: alright!
(patrick proceeds to draw a blue dragon and writes babba next to it)
Patrick: ok, what else?
Babba: Babababababababa! (give him a lady dragon friend!)
Patrick: Uh what?
Babba: Babababababa! (please.)
Patrick: okay
(patrick draws a female dragon)
Patrick: Is that good?
(shot of drawing)
Rrarrg: Rarararararararg! (GET RID OF THE WOMAN.)
(babba frowns and patrick erases the female dragon)
Patrick: What’s wrong with woman?
Rrarrg: Rararararararararag. (Women aren’t real people.)
Patrick: True I guess. Okay, uhh, so what next?
Grr: grgrgrgrrgrgr (how about a sentient can of shaving gel)
(patrick draws the can of shaving gel)
Grr: gr, grgrgrgrg (oh, and call it tim)
(patrick writes tim next to it)
Patrick: “The Adventures of Tim the Sentient Can of Shaving Gel". I think that's a good name.
Grugg: grugrgrgrgug (i guess we should go to paramount plus now)
Patrick: Alright, let's go.
(cut back to crazysponge)
CrazySponge: Does whatever I want get to include you dressing up in a maid outfit?
Fred: uh, sure.
CrazySponge: haha no i’m just kidding. 
(fred sighs in relief)
CrazySponge: I’m saving that for when I work in retail!
Fred: Oh dear. Wait, do I get to live upstairs?
CrazySponge: no you go in the basement.
Fred: Well, I better get my stuff then.
(fred goes upstairs)
(fred locks the door and dials his phone)
Landlord: hey fred, what's taking you so long?
Fred: Uh landlord, I don't think I'll be coming to your office.
Landlord: what? why?
Fred: well, long story short, i got caught
Landlord: FUCK! Well, good luck at the sex offender registry.
Fred: no i meant with the crazysponge thing
Landlord: oh, well good luck. You'll need it.
(landlord hangs up and fred gulps in fear)
(cut to the gang driving to the paramount plus building)
Babba: bababababab! (i can't wait to show them our show!)
Grr: gr! grgrgrgrgrggrrg (yeah! and hopefully they won't reject us)
(the truck parks at the building)
(a worker looks out the window and sees the truck)
Worker: uh, boss?
Boss: yes?
(worker points to the truck and boss looks out the window to see the truck)
Boss: mhm, i see.
(cut to outside; the gang get out of the truck)
Patrick: well, now let's head-
(the boss is right in front of them)
Boss: hello, gentlemen. What brings you to paramount plus?
Rrarrg: rrarararraarrg! (we have a show to pitch!)
Boss: oh, cool! Do you have a reservation?
Patrick: What's a reservation?
Boss: (sighs) I'm sorry folks, but if you don’t have a reservation I'm afraid we can’t see you today.
Patrick: oh, really? then i guess it would be a shame if someone got these out into the wild. (he pulls out some pictures of his nudes)
(boss's eyes dilate)
Boss: oh, I see. Come with me.
(they enter the building)
Patrick: Wow, more fancy than I thought.
Boss: Yes, we spend our money very wisely you see. Oh we're here!
(boss unlocks the door to his office and they enter)
(boss and patrick sit down in chairs and the monsters sit on the floor)
Boss: so, what's your show about?
Patrick: Well, it's about a sentient can of shaving gel called tim.
(patrick shows boss the image)
Patrick: and.. and there's a blue dragon called babba
Babba: babababa! (I named him!)
Boss: mhm, yes, i see. Now, are there any female characters involved?
Patrick: uh…
(pan to patrick's brain where little patricks are working hard)
Brain Patrick 1: How's the memory going?
Brain Patrick 2: looking good boss. All memories from the last hour have been lost except for one.
Brain Patrick 1: Well, send it through!
Brain Patrick 2: okay!
(brain patrick inserts the memory into a machine)
(cut back to real life patrick who just remembered)
Patrick: oh, uh no.
Boss: mhm, well then. I'd like you to make a pilot episode for your show. As long as you want.
Patrick: will do.
(patrick gets down from his chair and the monsters get up from the floor)
(the gang leaves)
Boss: I wonder how they got my nudes I sent to my underage girlfriend.
(notification sound)
(cut to the gang)
Patrick: Alright, we have to make this episode the best we can! Me and babba will be on writing duties.
Grugg: grugrgrgrug? (what will we do?)
Patrick: uh, grr can be the animator, and you can be storyboarding!
Grugg: grugrggrug? (what's a storyboard?)
Patrick: I don't know, they're like these drawings without colors and stuff.
Grugg: gruggrgrgrurg (ah ok i got it)
Rrarrg: rararrararg? (what about me?)
Patrick: oh, you could try making music.
Rrarrg: rrarrarrg? (but how?)
Patrick: uh, my laptop is in my bedroom, the password is P4TR1CK ST4R no spaces
Rrarrg: rarrrarrg? (and then what?)
Patrick: I don't know, go to chrome music lab or something.
Rrarrg: rrarrarrg (okay)
(rrarrg goes to patrick's bedroom)
Patrick: Now let's get to work!
Babba: bababa! (alright!)
Patrick: so, what should the first scene be
Grugg: grugrugurgrgrgrgr (when do i start storyboarding)
Patrick: oh, after we finish writing of course.
Grugg: grugrgrgug (oh okay i got it)
Grr: grgrgrggr? (does that apply to me too?)
Patrick: yes. Now, what should the first scene be
Rrarrg: rrrarrararag? (how do i use this thing?)
Patrick: Oh for kelp sake.
Babba: babababababa (let's just cut to a montage)
Patrick: Yeah, sounds good.
(montage of patrick and babba writing)
Patrick: Wow, what time is it?
(babba checks his watch)
Babba: bababababa (may 5th)
Patrick: Oh crap , we only got 4 days to finish! WAKE UP!
(grr and grugg wake up)
Grugg: gruggrgrug? (what's happening?)
Grr: grgrgrgrgr? (is it World War 3 yet?)
Patrick: No, I’m not sure that’ll ever happen. We have four days to finish the pilot!
Grr: grgrgrgrggr! (then let's get to work!)
(montage of them finishing the pilot)
Patrick: and… done! We finished!
Babba: baba! (woo!)
Patrick: Now let's bring it to the guy.
(the gang suddenly appear in the building)
Grr: grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg? (how did we get here so fast?)
Patrick: It's called… uh… I don't remember what it's called. Let's bring the pilot to the boss and hopefully we will get greenlit!
(the monsters cheer in unison)
(patrick knocks on the boss' office door)
Boss: Come in.
(they enter the office)
Boss: Did you finish your pilot?
Patrick: yep! Here it is!
(patrick puts the laptop on the table and presses a button)
(pan into the laptop; loading symbol)
(tim the can of shaving gel is walking down the path)
Tim: oh, what a lovely day to be walking down the road with my best buddy, Carl the potato!
(shot of carl)
Carl: I agree tim.
(a scream can be heard in the distance)
Tim: Oh no! A citizen needs help! It's time for
Choir: TIM THE SUPER SENTIENT CAN OF SHAVING GEL!
(tim whizzes to the scene and carl follows)
(cut to the scene; babba the dragon is breathing fire)
(tim shows up to the scene)
Tim: Oh no! The evil babba the dragon is torturing an innocent citizen!
Carl: We gotta save them!
Tim: yeah!
(carl and tim run to babba)
(tim punches babba)
WHAM!
(carl kicks babba)
POW!
(both kick babba)
KA-BLAM!
(babba falls to the ground in defeat)
Citizen: thank you tim the super sentient can of shaving gel!
Tim: you're welcome, citizen!
(tim and carl fly away; pan out of the laptop)
Boss: wow… that was…
Patrick: yes?
Boss: That was…
Babba: baba, baba (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Boss: that was…
Grr: gr? (yes?)
(short pause)
Boss: That was the worst thing I've seen in my entire life! I am not greenlitting your show! Now get out of here!
Patrick: but..
Boss: NO BUTS!
(they get kicked out of the building)
Patrick: Well darn.. 
Babba: bababababa! bababababab (that was a great episode! he just refuses to admit it)
Grr: gr, grgrgrgrgrgrg (well, i guess this is it then.)
Patrick: Maybe we could try again next time.
(the gang get in patrick's truck and they drive away home)
(cut to crazysponge's house; crazysponge is watching tv)
CrazySponge: oh man, meme world the movai is the best movie ever made! I don't know how anyone would hate it. Fred! Bring me some more popcorn!
(fred rushes to crazysponge with another bowl of popcorn)
Fred: Yes, sir.
(fred runs back to his room)
CrazySponge: man, i wonder if i could-
(doorbell rings)
CrazySponge: oh, who could that be?
(crazysponge opens the door
CrazySponge: hello?
(a shadow-like figure is in front of crazysponge)
Unknown Character: hello, CrazySponge. Come with me.
CrazySponge: can i get my slave first.
Unknown Character: okay, but be quick.
CrazySponge: FRED GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!
(fred rushes to crazysponge)
Unknown Character: now come with me.
(they exit the house; fade to black as the episode ends)
== Trivia ==
• This is the first episode that Purple wrote.
• This is the third episode of the premiere week.
• This is the longest episode of the show, being 12 pages long.
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