Taking a Ride on the Hyperbole

Taking a Ride on the Hyperbole is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Imagine your dog died and your family just got a sloth as a new house pet."
===Question===
If you want to use a simile to describe your new pet to your mom, what would you say?
===Question Reading===
"Now, if you wanted to use a simile to describe your new pet to your mom, what would you say?"
===Choices===
1. A sloth is a summer's cloud; slow but puffy.
2. Our new sloth is like a ball of rubber cement!
3. I like retractable toes!
4. A sloth in my hands is worth two Rovers.
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Nice try, Shakespeare. You've snagged yourself a metaphor."
2. "Our sloth is like a ball of rubber cement! A true simile."
3. "Uh… Personally I like inverted nipples, but to each his own."
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===Answer Quote===
"Course, if you roll a sloth between your fingers for an hour, it doesn't look like a booger."
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