I.M. Weasel

I.M. Weasel, or Weasel for some reason was a smart intelligent weasel and communist, who ran an awesome show called I Am Weasel back in 1997, which is what made him very hard become very famous.
== History==
I.M. Weasel was a former actor and communist who aired his show on Crap Network from 1997-2000, however the dumbass I.R. Baboon wanted to be the star, he ruined everything and Baboon was sent to the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. But he somehow managed to escape with the help of Weegee and Derpy Hooves.
I.M. Weasel went to Hollywood in the summer of 1999 to become famous and earn a lotsa money as it would make OVER 9000 guys jealous. This made his enemies Brian Griffin, I.R. Baboon, Weegee and Derpy Hooves jealous; they decided to team up and kill the Weasel. Weasel then escaped to Hyrule so he can be safe but then King Harkinian said "NO!" and exiled him cuz his face was too ugly (ugly faces turn out to be evil faces most of the time). Weasel stated that Baboon is trying to kill him, but The King forbade it. Weasel ran to the Mushroom Kingdom and finally got the piece he wanted.
His enemies walked 500 miles to find Weasel but they got stuck in a Minecraft desert, Gwonam helped them and told them that Weasel was in the Mushroom Kingdom, so they went on the Squadala Carpet and flew to the Mushroom Kingdom like SQUADALA WE'RE OFF!
Weasel was having the time of the life in the Mushroom Kingdom, the Toads were worshipping Weasel as if he was God somehow. His enemies finally found Weasel as they wanted revenge on Weasel, Weasel tried to call the police, but he had no phone, Weasel was then doomed until Rainbow Dash suddenly rescued Weasel out of nowhere. Brian Griffin. Weasel's enemies were then put in WaJail.
I.M. Weasel then continued his life becoming famous and then became the Ruler of The Mushroom Kingdom, but Bowser kicked Weasel out and got stuck in a desert. He had no hope until Derpy Hooves rescued him out of nowhere (what a surprise!). Weasel was relived to have been rescued by Derpy; she betrayed Brian Griffin I.R. Baboon, as well as Weegee for this. Derpy just dropped Weasel off her back and Weasel fell into the ocean. He tried to swim out of the ocean but failed as he almost died. That was until he ended up on a beach in Las Vegas. Weasel woke up and turned out to be alive. He realized he was in Vegas. Weasel then became famous in Las Vegas. But then his enemies suddenly broke out of WaJail, and went to Vegas to hunt him down. They tried to kill the Weasel, but Weasel Manage to tie them up and mail them to Teletubby Land, where they were surprised Derpy Hooves was in Teletubby Land.
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