Wonky Wars (Dash and Smash)/Script

Studiopolis Commercial
Eggman: "So, do you want to move to a place that has everything? Your favorite video games, your favorite shows, and your favorite movies? Come to Studiopolis! Of course, with that rule, you have to buy the Wonkys' Eggman Fan Passes to arrive here, so buy them first. Also only Diamond Passes."
Rose Residence
Flash: "Whoa!"
Dash: "I wanna have one!"
Smash: "We need to get our Eggman Fan Passes approved."
Crash: "Come on, Bash! Let's go!"
Bash: he gives a nod of approval
The 5 run to the Mr. Wonky of the city
Skye: "Hello! I have my name written on my Eggman Fan Pass, Mr. Wonky! Got 10 more for my 10 sisters."
Cookie: "Thanks, big bro!"
Mr. Wonky: "OK, you may be allowed to support Eggman."
Dash: "We're here!"
Smash: "Reaching far across these new frontiers!"
Bash: he shows the 5 Eggman Fan Passes to Mr. Wonky
Mr. Wonky: "OK, go ahead. You're allowed to support Eggman."
A diamond Eggman Fan Pass floats on Bash's head
Smash: "Give me that! Is that the Diamond Eggman Fan Pass?"
Bash: he hits Smash with his hammer and gets the Eggman Fan Pass
Dash: “Hey, Bash! That is mine!”
Veronica: “Correction, it is mine.”
Bea: she tries stinging Dash
Dash: “You can’t catch me!”
Melissa: she hits Dash with her shell and grabs the Diamond Eggman Fan Pass “I need to have this!”
Flash: “What are you even fighting for?”
Sly: “This pass, of course!”
Flash: “Why?”
Veronica: “Because we want to purchase a mansion in Studiopolis!”
Flash: “I do too. Now give me that.” 
Custard: “Hey! That is mine!”
Flash: she snatches the Diamond Eggman Fan Pass “Let’s party.”
Smash: “I still believe in fair fights. Dash, take off your plot armor.”
Dash: he takes off a suit made to look like him called plot armor “How about you?”
Smash: she takes off her plot armor too
Candy: “At least you are showing honor.”
Smash: she hits Candy on the head
Candy: she fainted
Smash: “That was easy. I thought you were a genius!”
Candy: she got up again “Fake faint!” she gets her lightning gun and zaps Smash
Bash: he grabs Candy by the ears and curls her into a ball, throwing her at the other Prowers like a bowling ball
An X appears on the screen accompanied by Bells
Smash: “You’re my little brother, you know-“
Bash: he slides under Smash and hits her by the tail
Smash: “Should’ve thought of that.”
Flash: she runs away with the Diamond Pass
Dash: he runs after Flash
Bash: he grabs Dash’s tail
Dash: “Hey, Bash! Get off!”
Bash: he shakes his head
Dash: “You’re slowing me down!” he spindashes, launching Bash into Flash
Flash: she drops the diamond pass after getting hit by Bash
Bash: he snatches the pass and runs away
Dash: “Get back here!”
Bash: he throws hammers at Dash like a hammer bro
Dash: “You knew I was faster than you, but that was admittedly smart.” he tried dodging the hammers, but they kept shaking the ground, slowing him down
Bea: she flies to Bash and steals the Diamond Pass
Bash: he grabs Bea by the wing and hits it hard
Bea: “OUCH! You hurt my wing! That’s it! You have made a princess MAD! And you know what happens if you-“
Veronica; she gets the Diamond Pass and runs away
Bea: she stings Veronica multiple times “I am a one girl swarm when I need to be.”
Melissa: she punches Veronica and gets the pass
Smash: she gets up again and throws hammers at Melissa
Melissa: she blocked them with her shell and ran away
Smash: she runs after Melissa while throwing hammers “It may not work at first, but she will feel the injuries after I do enough of this.”
Crash: he snatches the Diamond Pass from Melissa “Bye bye!” he does a lot of wall jumps using the buildings
Dash: he does wall jumps too
Flash: she does wall jumps too, but she is much better than the other 2 at it, and as a result, gets to the roof of one of the buildings Crash is wall jumping off of
Crash: “Holy moly!” he homing attacks Flash
Flash: she takes the hit “An idiot would just dodge, but look at that, the DP is near me!”
Crash: “Are you as nimble a I am?”
Flash: “Let’s find out.”
The two fight with their hands, with Flash trying to get the pass and Crash trying to get the pass away from her
Glimmer: she flies, grabbing the pass while flying
Flash: “Well, we don’t know who is more nimble, but we have gotta get that flying squirrel.”
Smash: she throws a hammer at Glimmer
Glimmer: she falls down and drops the pass
The 10 rabbits try to get the pass
Bash: he used his hammer to send the 10 rabbits to the ground
Skye: he flew to the pass and grabbed it
Cake: “We can just buy. We have enough money, and Skye doesn’t, because he gave our money to us yesterday because he felt like doing so.”
The 10 go to the Wonky Store and buy Diamond Passes from Mr. Wonky and fly to the mansion and purchase it
Cake: “We could live here! But only as a second home. By the way, they are fighting for another mansion. We could invite Skye, and we don’t have enough money to buy a Diamond Pass, so the best we can do is help him win against the others.”
Candy: "Let's do so!"
Cookie: "Fantastic idea by the way to buy a Diamond Pass from Mr. Wonky, because that way, we get auto approved."
Cake: "Ready your guns, everyone!"
Studiopolitan Battle
The robots were filming the Prowers, the Roses, and the Junior Chaotix members
Smash: she was sent to the sky "Didn't see that coming."
Bash: he chases after Skye
A lot of homing, high damage, explosive lasers were shot at the Roses and the Junior Chaotix
Bea: "Let's see if they can hit me! Even if they do, they will hit Skye anyway." she flies away from the lasers
Glimmer: she flew to Skye
Skye: he flew over a roof and used a tail whip attack to hit Glimmer
Glimmer: she fell down the roof
Skye: "Take that! But we've gotta-"
Candy: "Skye, don't worry about those. We are shooting them at your enemies. We want you to win this."
Cake: "Introducing our Enhanced Ultimate Laser Guns!"
Flash: she went back to the Rose Residence
Rose Residence
Flash: she sneaks to the Chaos Emerald safe and gets all 7 Chaos Emeralds "Oh, time for a super fun time." she transforms into Super Flash
Super Flash: she flies to Studiopolis
Dash: "What is that yellow-"
Super Flash: "Allow me to introduce myself."
Dash: "FLASH! YOU ARE SUPER!"
Super Flash: "Oh, yes, I am!"
Smash: "We quit."
Bash: he tries to hit Flash with his hammer
Super Flash: she stops the hammer with her finger and grabs Bash by the tail and spins around until she throws him at Skye
Skye: he dodged the attack Flash used on him
A barrage of charged Enhanced Ultimate Lasers were shot at Flash
Super Flash: she got knocked back
Skye: "Wait a minute, what about the money?"
Super Flash: "Good question. You used it all up for your sisters. That means you have to quit."
Skye: "Fine, I quit. The fact that we are all fighting for a Diamond Fan Pass is confusing, though. You have 1 million Mobiums each, can't you buy one and still have over nine hundred and ninety nine thousand dollars?"
Super Flash: she turns back to normal "You're right."
Skye: "We could've solved this problem in a very easy way, and I pointed it out."
Tony used fire dash with his fire shield and destroyed a mansion
Skye: "There goes our mansion. But there are others. We need to fight this hedgehog first before your money is considered wasted.
Gloria: "You mean hedgehogs?"
Tony: "Brother and sister will stop Studiopolis from making kids like you give into the ruse."
Pyro: she shoots a fireball at Tony but it doesn't affect him
Tony: "That didn't do much damage, if it did any."
Iron: "Hey, Skye! That Diamond Pass is-"
Smash: "We'll buy some for you."
Skye: he writes his name on the free Diamond Pass
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to freeze Tony in place
Gloria: "You should've gone for me." she used her Lightning Whip to hit Iron
Iron: his telekinesis was deactivated and he fell on a roof of a building
Gloria: "Too easy."
Goldie: "Skye, this will be temporary. Let's abandon our rivalry for the sake of us all getting Diamond Passes."
Skye: "We have a deal!"
Goldie: she uses her grappling hook to do a Wire Attack on Gloria
Skye: "Prower Siblings, let's do this."
Multiple Enhanced Ultimate Lasers were shot at Gloria and Tony
Tony: "How did they come up with that?"
Gloria: she uses Violet Void and absorbs the lasers
Tony: "Great job. Glory to Gloria!"
Dash: he homing attacks Tony
Smash: she hit Tony in the face really hard
Amy: she hits Goldie in the head with her hammer, but not too hard
Goldie: she was knocked out
Skye: "Goldie!"
Bash: he grabbed Amy by the tail and spun around before throwing her in the air
Sonic: he snatched the Chaos Emeralds from Flash
Flash: "Whoa!"
Sonic: "I believe those are mine."
Flash: "You're not gonna-"
Amy: "Of course we are!"
Flash: she gasps
Amy: "Not!"
Flash: she sighs of relief
Amy: "As long as you are here. Let's go home."
A lot of Enhanced Ultimate Lasers hit Amy
Amy: she was knocked out 
Sonic: "Whoa! Who did-"
Skye: "Any mid-life words?"
Sonic: "I said a lot, though!" he Cyloops around the Prower Siblings before running away and tripping on one of Bash's hammers
Bash: he grabs Sonic by the tail and throws him at Tony
Tony: he was hit by Sonic "This is worse than getting a splinter!"
Gloria: "What about me? You forgot me."
Tails: he was on the Tornado "Oh, and you forgot about me too."
Smash: "We did not. We expected you."
Bash: he bounced around Studiopolis with his hammer and hit the Tornado multiple times
The Tornado exploded on Tails
Tails: "Darn it. I'd still be less happy if I heavily injured a kid, and that was the worst thing that could happen when trying to stop them."
Veronica: her mouth kept opening and closing while she was on all fours
Tails: "Please, no!"
Veronica: she stopped opening and closing her mouth "Why would I do this to you anyway aside from intimidating you?"
Tails fell down on Veronica
Bea: she stung Tails multiple times
Gloria: "Nobody hurts my friend." she pointed her Super Wispon at Bea
Melissa: "They just did, and if you don't want me to do so, there's still a loop-"
Gloria: she shot an Orange Rocket projectile at Melissa "Rule number one in battle: only talk while doing your move."
Crash: he used his hammer to hit Gloria on the back "And guess who violated her own rule of battle!"
Gloria: she used her legs to grab Crash's hammer
Smash: she hit Gloria on the head
Gloria: she was knocked out easily
Smash: "Finally! Now that that's over, we saved most of the mansions, and even if we let one get destroyed, we can still afford mansions for all of us!"
Roses' Studiopolis Mansion
The 5 kids were watching Plaything Plot
Sheriff Timber: "YOU ARE A PLAYTHING! You aren't the real Fuzz Parsec! You are just an action figure!"
Smash: "Ahh, this is the life."
Crash: "We did great, didn't we?"
Junior Chaotix's Studiopolis Mansion
Veronica: she sips on soda while watching An Insect's Life
Bea: "We are glad that doesn't happen to bee society."
Goldie and Iron's Mansion
Goldie and Iron were playing Super Marcy World
Goldie: "You're doing good, Iron. You're doing good."
Iron: "Hooray for the Marcy Sisters!"
Pyro: she purrs while sleeping on the floor
The End!
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