Phil Matibag

Phil is from the Nutshack he is some weird man who made SpongeBob smoke garbage af weed that made him weird as fuck.
== Phil likes gay pornography and grabbing his nutsack ==
he really likes to grab it
he likes the sprouse twins
a little too much
he has beef with eddie's grandma
he hates fat people
he has a frenemy type relationship with eddie because eddie called the sprouse twins circa 2008 ugly but they also talk about $exy little boys so they coo
Phil hates nibbas
he has a phat cousin
he likes drake and josh
he likes jerking off
he likes drosh
he uses fanfiction.net frequently
he likes drake bell jeanette mccurdy eminem and miranda cosgrove's music
he uses myspace and hes a loser because nobody wants to add him
he has a wedgie fetish
he's ip banned from a lot of message boards and forums for being annoying asf 
nobody fucking likes him
constantly refreshes dylan sprouses myspace account to see if he's replied to the numerous comments he's made on his profile
he was blocked by cole sprouse official myspace for trying to esex him in pms
daydreams about pizza frequently
== Appearance ==
gay fucking shirt that says got nuts pointing to his crotch area
he wears a thong aswell sometimes and its bright red and greasy asf 
wears a sideways grey cap 
has ching chong
sounds annoying as fuck
daddy pig punched him in the eye so he has a black eye
has slanted eyes because hes asin
== Spongebob's stance ==
There have been allegations circulating that Phil sent bomb threats to Bikini bottom and specifically spongebob's house so now spongebob is really scared and posted on toonface about what happened
TOONFACE POSTS BY SPONGEBOB
DATED MAY 3 2007
Lol I know who you. Are I thought we agreed enough is enough and go our seperate ways??? Leave me alone. Please. @ToonfaceSupport 
@Pizzaeater32 (phils account)
DATED MAY 5 2007
HEY @Squilliampresidentofnothing
hurry up and get that restraining so you help #CoverUp Phil who you know verbally abused me.
DATED MAY 8 2007
THEY'RE EATING MY HOUSE I HAVE TO REBUILD IT WHAT THE BLUBBER IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
there is more but I am not including them for safety reasons...
== PATRICKS RESPONSE ==
DATED MAY 10 2007
Phil is a dick glad I was never a fan of him or The Nutshack!! I don’t support Phil or anything he stands for he is a bully and always needs things his way or no way !! #SpongeArmy @Spongeywongey83
DATED JUNE 9 2008
@Pizzaeater32 You are a fucken psycho!!! Fuck u
== Squidward's stance ==
DATED MAY 8 2007 (thread)
Sooo I heard about that niba @Pizzaeater32 was apparently "threatening" @Spongeywongey83 and trying to bomb his house, and honestly I wouldn't mind tbh I'm #sickandtired of living next to him. (tweet 1/3)
Just after a chat with the Phil man himself, he disproved the fact that his Fat Ahh cousin NEVER, I repeat NEVER tried to damage or eat Spongefucks house, because it is a fruit. (tweet 2/3)
But anyways I kind of wish his house was destroyed with him in it aswell #swerve and gary that fucker can die for all i care lmao (tweet 3/3)
none of the tweets in the thread had any likes.. (except from a sex bot on the first one)
== Mr. Krabs venting because Spongebob won't come to work ==
DATED MAY 9 2007
Me boy @Spongeywongey83 won't turn into work.. please @Spongeywongey83 come in me customers are swarming the resturaunt
DATED MAY 9 2007
@Nibward99swere why wont sponge come into work
(Squidward's response): Nibba idk stfu
DATED MAY 10 2007
Please @Spongeywongey83 me company is gonna go bankrupt if we dont have you here pleasecome back pleae
DATED MAY 11 2007
@Spongeywongey83 pearl ate all the food.
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