Norskandinavia

Kingdom of Norskandinavia 	Kingdom of Norskandinavia 	Kingdom of Norskandinavia 		 	
Kongerioner Norgeskandinavia	Kongerioner Norgeskandinavia	Kongerioner Norgeskandinavia		 	
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The Republic of Norskandinavia (Nor-skan-di-nei-vi-a), or in Norskandinavian (Newer version of Norwegian, aka completely different from Norwegian): Dimokkrate Norgeskandinavia, is a country that is located in nothern scandinavia. It borders only 4 countries, which are: Sweden, Finland, Denmark and Russia. It's capital is New Oslo.
==History==
=== Independence/1st Scandinavian War ===
At the year 2025, Norway wanted more land. So Norway asked its neighbors for some land. They declined, and so the 1st Scandinavian War started. (I know, in the episode it said "Norwegian war for land".) After some time, the Soviets went to help the Norwegians. Another year past, and the Swedes and Finns surrender. They all sign a peace treaty, which is signed in Oslo, Norway. The following terms were:
*The Kingdom of Norway and the Soviet Siberian Union (SSU) will get their lands from the war.
After the war, well, the got their lands. Norway asked the Soviets if they can take the small exclave in Sweden, and so they accepted. They didn't wanted that territory anyway. Norway took it. After that, Norway had collapsed beacause they did not had much money to control these lands. Quickly after that, the people made a new better state; the Republic of Norskandinavia. The nation of Norskandinavia wanted a new language for their nation, creating the Norskandinavian language, or in Norskandinavian (Yeah, I know, this language is nothing like Norwegian): Norskandinaviai.
==Etymology==
The name "Norskandinavia" literally means: Norwegian scandinavia. If you divide the word "Norskandinavia", you will get 2 words, "Norsk" and "Skandinavia". Norsk, meaning Norwegian, "Skandinavia", meaning, you guessed it, Scandinavia. 
===Here are the Alternate, and Historical names===
Alternative names:
*Norwegian Scandinavia
*Norgeskandinavia
*Great North
*Northern Scandinavia
*Norway
Historical names:
*Kingdom of Norway
*Republic of Norskandinavia 
== Demographics ==
=== Population: ===
Estimated 17 million. Not much, really.
=== Demographics: ===
The majority of the people in Norskandinavia is Norwegian. There are currently 9 million norwegians in Norskandinavia. Finnish people currently living in Norskandinavia are only 2 million, and the Swedes in Norskandinavia is 4,5 million. The other population are Russians or probably other peoples from other country.
=== Languages ===
The official languages in Norskandinavia is Norwegian, Norskandinavian, Finnish and Swedish. Of-course, most of the people speak Norwegian/Norskandinavian. Other languages are being spoken in Norskandinavia are: Russian, Danish, English, Dutch and some Polish. These are spoken only in some areas, and are a minority.
== Nationstates ==
Norskandinavia
The Constitutional Monarchy of Norskandinavia is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Norskandinavians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.
The strong Norskandinavian economy, worth 3.90 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,666 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norskandinavia's national animal is the Elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
==Anthems==
===National Anthem Lyrics (In Norskandinavian):===
Translation in English are with quotes.
*Von jánier, jën slávier jenáanner, inner.
: "For years, we were enslaved in our homeland,"
Ϊnder von rúine ron gínde fasísnier.
"Death to Fascism, under the ruins we will rise!"
Vϊren vϊns jertiérnover cindérin höver.
"Protect thy beloved children that honored."
Von jáfien, magnifísier Nörgeskandinávier,
 "You are brave, magnificent Norksandinavia,"
Vân von janérioner, vers Natiö́njers.
God, protect us the people; the Nation.
Nejve oűnders, vϊren Nörge!
"Save the king/queen, protect Norway!
=== Royal Anthem: ===
WIP
== Norskandinavia in different languages ==
* Afrikaans: Noorseskandinawië
* Albanian: Norvegjezscandinavia
* Amharic: የኖርዌይበስካንዲኔቪያ
* Arabic: الدول الاسكندنافية النرويجية
* Armenian: Նորվեգիայի Scandinavia
* Azerbaijani: Norvescandinavia
* Basque: Norvegiakoscandinavia
* Belarussian: Hарвежска Скандынавія
* Bengali: নরওয়েজিয়ানস্ক্যান্ডিনেভিয়ার
* Bosnian: Norveskandinavija
* Bulgarian: Норвежки Скандинавия
* Burmese: နျော ယမ်
* Catalan: Escandinàvia Noruega
* Cebuano: Norwegian nga Scandinavia
* Chinese (Simplified): 挪威斯堪的纳维亚
* Chinese (Traditional): 挪威斯堪的納維亞
* Croatian: Norveskandinavija
* Czech: Norský Skandinávie
* Danish: Norsk Skandinavien
* Dutch: Noors Scandinavië
* English: Norwegian Scandinavia
* Esperanto: Norvega Skandinavio
* Estonian: Norra Skandinaavias
* Filipino: Norwegian Skandinabya
* Finnish: norja Scandinavia
* French: Scandinavie norvégienne
* Galician: Escandinavia Noruegués
* Georgian: ნორვეგია სკანდინავიაში
* German: Norwegisch Skandinavien
* Greek: Νορβηγική Σκανδιναβία
* Gujarati: નોર્વેજીયન સ્કેન્ડીનેવીયા
* Icelandic: Norðskandía (Lýðveldið Norðskandía)
* Lithuanian: Šiaurės Skandinavija
* Polish - Norskandynawia
* Portuguese: Novaescandinávia
* Russian: Норвежская Скандинавия
* Serbian: Норвескандинавија (Norveskandinavija)
* Slovenian: Norveskandinavija
* Spanish: Escandinavia del norte / Nuevaescandinavia / Escandinavia Noruega 
* Turkish: Kuzeyiskandinav Krallığı 
* WIP (Feel free to add a language here in alphabetical order.)
== Official Nation languages ==
Feel free to post your official/secondary nation language! (In alphabetical order.)
* Adianterrassian: Nyrrskàndinavja
* Baklenish: Nórxacandinavia
* Canavian:Norskianscandinavia
* Dummatch: Nurweškəndinavija
* Fyorrian: Nårweskandinavinæ
* Inkamian: Norskándia
* Kurwish: Nořszkąndinawyя
* Norskandinavian: Norgeskandinavia
* Territoryan:Norjcandinavijinia
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