How to be Ninja

How to be Ninja is a series of Youtube videos that shows you how to become an excellent ninja.
==Plot==
A nerd (Sean Fujiyoshi) is reading a book then suddenly a bully (Ryan Higa) beats him up. Then a voice asks if he wants to learn to defend himself and throws him the video on how to be ninja. 
==Songs Used==
* Carl Douglas - Kung Fu flinging da dung
* Mortal Kombat Theme Song of the uk
* Pink Panther Theme SonNG
* Fergie - Clumsy all up in my oonzie #cookrice
==Transcript==
(Nerd reads a book.)
(Bully Arrives.)
Bully : Give me your money. lol XDD
Nerd : No....No....Noooooooo
(Bully starts beating him up.)
Nerd : Ow... Ah... Stop it ow..... 
(Bully stops beating him up.)
Voice : Hey, You!
Nerd : Who, my mom?
Voice : no, You.
Nerd : God?
Voice : Wanna learn how to defend yourself?
Nerd : Yeah.
Voice : Aren't you tired of bullies picking on you all the time?
Nerd : Mmmmmmm-hmmmmmm...
(Shows a DVD named "How to Be Ninja warrior". )
Voice : Then, How to be Ninja is the DVD for You.
(Nerd fails to catch it.)
Voice : This DVD includes your two very own personal trainers.
Hanate : Hello everyone, my name is Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic.(Ryan)
Bob : Hello, my name is Bob.(Sean)
Hanate : And we will be teaching you how to be...
Both : NINJA!
(Hanate slaps Bob in the face.)
Hanate : The first lesson in being a ninja is making loud, unessessary sounds when you hit things.
(He hits multiple things and fails hitting the last.)
Bob : A true ninja can catch things with his chopsticks.
(Bob fails multiple times then catches a plastic water bottle.)
Bob : Hey, I caught it!
(Big Bouncing Inflatable Green Ball is thrown at him.)
Hanate : Lesson three, a true ninja knows how to teleport from place to place.
(He begins teleporting.)
Hanate : And that's how it's done.
Bob : Lesson four, you must be able to transform into anything. You must be able to become an animal.
(Hanate imitates a monkey.)
Bob : You may imitate a tree.
(Hanate imitates a tree.)
Bob : Maybe even a fag.
(Hanate imitates a fag.)
Bob : And you must be able to imitate anyone.
Hanate : (stuttering) My name is Daxflame.
(Bob shows a thumbs up.)
Hanate : Lesson number five, you must know how to perform a fatality.
(Hanate and Bob fight until Hanate produces a fatality by farting.)
Hanate : If you follow all these lessons.....
Bob : .....It should look a little something like this.
(Hanate and Bob fight again.)
Hanate : Ah forget this.
(He gets a sniper and shoots Bob.)
(Bob dies:)Category:How To Be