Big Floppa Statue

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The Big Floppa statues were made by Barack Flobama and resemble Big Floppa in the position of the Sphynx. No public photos have been made of them, and some people claim their friend has a photo, but really they are so big that the best you can get of one is of a paw. Big Floppa hasn't lived to see one, but Big Floppa II, Lil Floppa, and Sogga have. Lil Floppa even attempted to climb on one(not proven) but couldn't.
==Myths==
There are legends about these statues, and we have gathered 4 of them:
# Big Floppa's spirit lives on in these. Reason to not be believed: There was one TRUE Big Floppa, and two statues.
#Sogga has built a hole in the one in Miami. Reason to not be believed: Sogga respects property. (i hope-)
#This is a ritual to appease Floppus and get him to destroy Bingus. Reason to not be believed: C'mon, that's absurd!
#There are more clones of Big Floppa, and they live in these. Reason to not be believed: There is no reason we would need more clones. The first clone could probably defeat god.
==Radiation==
The background radiation near these structures is more intense than in anywhere on Flearth, causing possible nausea to anybody nearby. Nobody knows why this anomaly occurs, especially because no materials that could warrant such increases in radiation were found in the structures.
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