Creepy Old Guy

Creepy Old Guy is an old dude with a penchant for being creepy and guy. Despite leaving his Aztec roots, he continues to reminisce about his time as one of them. He is a major character in the Bogus Comogus animated series. 
== Appearance ==
Creepy Old Guy is a white old man with many wrinkles. He has a white beard and sideburns and wears a loose green top with paler green trousers. Like all Aztecs, he wears no shoes. 
== History ==
=== Bogus Comogus Episode 1 ===
==== Title Sequence ====
Creepy Old Guy was born alongside his brothers Pitch and Bogus. For a time, he was an Aztec priest. He likely left the Aztecs upon becoming creepy and old.
==== 1971 ====
Creepy Old Guy was dancing in a disco when he met the Gerl of his dreams, who introduced herself as his soul. The two hit it off but COG was apprehensive about Gerl's love of laucn. The next day, Creepy Old Guy woke up to find Gerl in his room. She disappeared and then turned up at the front door for laucn. After Gerl insulted his native porcupine foot in caviar, the two very awkwardly ate in silence until COG suggested having a child. Upon having their newborn, Creepy Old Guy and Gerl disagreed on the name. COG suggested Pactuahuaduahuaduahuaduahuaduahuaduatual, a name he knew during his time as an Aztec priest. This infuriated Gerl and she left, taking COG's house with her. 
Creepy Old Guy left Pactuahuaduahuaduahuaduahuaduahuaduatual behind and began searching for a house but was unable to afford anything. This was when he bumped into his younger brother, Bogus Comogus. 
=== Bogus Comogus Episode 2 ===
Creepy Old Guy and his brother camped on the streets until they were approached by Grogus Bamogus, an Aztec. Grogus explained that the reason the house prices were so high was because of a salesman inflating the prices. Bogus suggested that they go talk to the salesman, and passerbys Chris and Miss agreed to help them. However, the group was kidnapped by the Worm Cult.
After surviving being pushed into a small lake, COG and the group were taken to the Worm Place where they faced the mighty Wormy Boy, who transformed into Wormy Mann and killed Miss. While Bogus and Grogus took on the Wormy Mann, COG fought the Cult Man with his feet, but was fought to a standstill until Chris kicked the cultist down a hole. A random arrow flew in and killed the Wormy Man, but before the group could work out who fired it, they were shoved off the ledge by a shovey thing. They landed in the underground Bruggg Jungle where they were confronted by the Aztecs' longtime enemies, the Jung-Oal Trybe. Bogus Comogus used the First Gem to summon the Aztec army and gave the order to charge. Creepy Old Guy launched into battle and knocked a Jung-Oal Trybe member to the ground with only his feet. 
== Abilities ==
=== Cooking ===
Creepy Old Guy is a respected chef, able to produce the finest porcupine foot in caviar. Only one person has ever realised the true nature of his food. 
=== Foot Combat ===
Creepy Old Guy is somewhat skilled at foot-on-foot combat.
== Trivia ==
* Creepy Old Guy was supposed to look visually distinct from Candy. I didn't do very well at that.
* Being the first character to appear in the Bogus Comogus animated series, COG was the first one I drew (interesting, I know).