Screwed the Squid

Screwed the Squid
SpongeBob finally gets on his friend-in-law's good side until Squidward violates the Cheeks' prize-winning greysquid, Sea Breeze.
Season: 3 Episode: 13
Total Episode Count: 41
Prod. no.: 3ACX08
Featuring: Squidward, Seabreeze, SpongeBob, Carter Cheeks
Also Appearing: Patrick Star, Plankton, Sandy Cheeks, Pearl Krabs, Barbara Cheeks, John, Fred, Tom, Vishnu, The Epsteins, Ted Turner, Michael Eisner, Bill Gates
Plot: SpongeBob, Tom, Fred, and John are playing poker; John suggests they take a vacation to Atlantic City, but SpongeBob and his friends are going to visit his in-laws, despite the fact that his male friend-in-law hates him. SpongeBob starts cultivating himself, without success.
The gang goes to visit Sandy's parents, and SpongeBob finally wins the respect and friendship of Carter Cheeks, Sandy's wealthy and elitist father.
The cordiatly is destroyed when Squidward humps Sea Breeze, Cheeks' prize-winning racing greysquid, at the racetrack. Sea Breeze ends up pregnant, and Squidward is immediately blamed. Squidward wants to raise the squiddies himself, but Carter disapproves, so Squidward elopes with Sea Breeze.
With the help from Michael Eisner and Bill Gates, Sea Breeze is tracked down to a motel and the custody case goes to court. Carter brings up sordid details of Squidward's past and personality to destroy his chances at trial. Carter also tries to bribe SpongeBob by stating he'll include himduring activities again if SpongeBob testifies against Squidward, but SpongeBob backs out at the last second and states that Squidward deserves to see his squiddies.
It is decided by the judge that in order to have custody of his squiddies, he must get neutered. Squidward faces a tough decision: would he rather have custody of his squddies or keep his test****s? Just as Squidward goes under the knife, he, Sandy, and SpongeBob discover that the squiddies are born, but they don't resemble Squidward; they resemble Ted Turner. Carter accuses Sea Breeze of being a wh*** and Squidward goes home with his test****s intact.
==Cutaways==
#SpongeBob gets an e-mail from Carter
#A night at the club
#Survivor
#Vishnu
#Macaroni picture
#Sandy decoy
#Denny's
#Citizen Kane
#Neuterized Squidward
==Trivia==
*The first appearance of Seabreeze.
==Rating==
TV-14: DLS
==Gallery==
Avlc.jpg|French title card
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Aec.jpg|Spanish title card
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