The Recipe

==At the Swimming Pool==
:: Okay. So, Anton has had a heavy meal. But oh no, he decided to go for a swim. Fortunately, his friend Gumball respects the water. He learned how to rescue his friend.
:: Hah! 
:: Okay, on my mark.
:
:: Oh! 
:
:: Ugh! 
:
:: Oh man! 
:: What am I supposed to do?!
:: First, you call out for help.
:: Okay. Well, can I get some help here?!
:: No.
:
:: Okay, gently tilt his head using your fingertips.
:
:: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT’S HIS BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: WELL, WHERE’S HIS FACE???!?!!!!?!?!??!?!?!!!!
:: Now breathe five times in his mouth, letting his chest fall between breaths.
:
:: Finally, lock your fingers. Keep your arms straight, and do thirty compressions on his chest.
:
:: IT’S NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT SHALL I DO?!?!?!?!?!????!!??!
:: First, you call out for help.
:: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:
==Still Alive==
:
:: How is this possible? Am I the only one around here amazed that he’s still alive?!
:: He must have a very good immune system.
:: Dude, he was gone!
:: 
:: You know when you’re born, right? Well, he did that, but in reverse.
:: Ew! Who would want to go back to the cabbage patch with all that dirt and slugs and stuff?
:: No dude. He came back to life, and I’m gonna find out how!
:
:: Maybe we should just ask him.
:: Uh, maybe you should’ve said that before we iced him fifty times in a row. Let’s go to his house. I need to find out how this works.
:
==Making Anton==
:
:: Okay, let’s see what’s going on in there. Dude, something’s happening! He’s there! He’s fine again! He’s wearing a mustache! No, wait, he’s wearing lipstick! OH MY GOSH. THERE’S TWO OF HIM, AND THEY’RE KISSING!!! ! Oh, it’s his parents.
:: Let me see.
:
:: Hi, mom! Hi, dad!
:
:
:: That completely blew my mind! I mean, how does that even work?!
:: There has to be some kind of trick.
:: We have to do exactly what they did!
:: Does that mean I have to wear a mustache and we should, you know...kiss?
:: No. And for the record, I would be the one wearing the mustache.
:: They did something with the dial before Anton came out. I think it was one left, one right, and then four and a half.
:
:: I think this one is a bit burnt.
:: He deserves a righteous farewell.
: and : Bye! 
:: I think we should try three, and a half.
:
: and : Yay!
:: 
:: Maybe he’s still a bit underdone.
:
: and : Yay! We made Anton!
:: What shall we call him?
:: Hmm. Ant-Two?
:: Ant-Two!
:: Amazing! We made a living, breathing clone of our friend!
:: Yeah!
:: After spying on him!
:: Spying on him!
:: And now there are two of him! It throws out all sorts of moral issues way beyond our comprehension!
:: Moral issues!
: and : 
:: Then why do I feel so bad about it?
:: Oh. It’s because we violated the laws of nature, as well as the laws of mankind, without any regard for our friend’s feelings!
:: Huh. Oh yeah. That’s why.
:
: and : What have we done?!
:: We’ve sunk pretty low before, but this has got to be the first time we’ve violated the laws of nature!
:: What do we do with him?!
:: You keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t go anywhere! We’ve got to keep him out of the kitchen! I’ll think of a clever distraction. 
:: Clever distraction!
:: He’s still half-baked, isn’t he? 
:: Okay, buddy, let’s get-uh-
:
:: MOM, DAD, WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: What’s wrong?!
:: Uh, y-y-you left the oven on!
:: What?!
:
:: WAAAAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: What are you talking about? The oven isn’t on.
:: There was food here! I see the sun shining on wheat swaying gently in the breeze. I see fresh spring water babbling in a brook. The yeast raises the bread, lifts it high! A slice white and fresh as milk. But wait, what are you doing? It’s too hot! It’s burning! No, it burns! AGH!!!!!!!!!! YOU’VE RUINED THE TOAST!!!!!!!!!! It’s here! I can still eat it! Eh, never mind.
==Gumball and Darwin's Room==
:
:: That was close. Why isn’t he repeating anymore? What is wrong with you?
:: What’s wrong with you?
:: Hmm. I can’t tell if he’s repeating, or being sarcastic… What are you hiding?!
:: Uh, nothing.
:: Show me your hands.
:: 
:: The other one.
:: 
:: Come on, show me both hands!
:: 
::YOU MADE AN ANT-THREE??!?!?!??!?!??!!!!!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!!!
:: I had to! I turned around, and Ant-Two was gone! And I knew you would be angry at me and you would do the angry mouth, and I would cry!
:: Okay, this is bad, but it could get way worse. I mean, what if he bumps into the real Anton?
:: Do you think we’re gonna get told off?
:: No, dude. We could get hunted down by the FBI, or tried for crimes against humanity. Or even worse!
:: Even worse?!
:: Yeah. Actually, I started a little too high.
:: Being tried for crimes against humanity is about as bad as it gets.
:: Ah. Good!
:: Dude, that’s still the worst it can get.
:: Aw. 
:: Okay, we need to cover as much of the neighbor as we can.
:: But we can’t ask for help.
:: And we obviously can’t be everywhere at the same time.
:
==Clone Army==
:
:: All right, dudes! This is our target! If you see him, just pin him down! Okay, ready, steady, go!
:
:: What have you done with your Antons? Did you lose them all again?
:: No. Well, there was a bit of an accident. I told them to split up to cover more ground.
:: So?
:: I think they might’ve taken it too literally.
:
:: IT WAS PASTRYCIDE!!!!!!
:: Don’t beat yourself up. There guys are so sweet and obedient that if I told them, “go jump in a lake”, they wouldn’t even think twice before they- oh, stop! The mission is aborted! We’re going back home!
:: Aw!
:: We’re gonna need a place to hide them when we go to school tomorrow.
:: School tomorrow!
==School Tomorrow==
:
:: Hello!
:: Hello!
:: Oh, hi!
:: Oh, hi!
:: Hey!
:: Hey!
:: GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE COMING WITH ME, ANT-TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!
:: Ant who?
:: Aha! I told you he was the clone!
:: What clone?
: and : Uhhhh…
:
:: They’re trapped! They’re being held captive! They’re close!
:
:: Don’t worry. You’re safe now… until it’s time to make a sandwich. 
:: My name is Ant-One! I was the first! Kneel before me!
:
:
: and : Uhhhhhhhhhh…
:: Uh, actually. You know what? I don’t think I care anymore. See you later, guys!
:
:: Anton!
:: What?
:: Uh, uh... you’re late for class!
:: Oh, no! Thanks, guys!
:
:: Huh?! Since when do we have a mirror here?
:: A mirror here!
:: Oh my gosh. This mirror has an echo!
:: Echo!
:: Ha ha. I’ll see you guys later. 
:: Thank goodness he’s as dumb as the other ones. I thought we were busted and he’d find out about the cloning.
:: What cloning?
:: What the- how did you hear me?!
:: Dude, just because I’m out of sight doesn’t mean I’m out of earshot. You made a clone of me?? How many did you make??!!!
:: Pshhhh...Not that many.
:: How many?!
:: How many?!
:: Uh…
:: How many?!
:: How many?!
:
:: ENOUGH TO HAVE MY REVENGE!!! There can only be one original, and it’s me!
==Bread Battle==
:: QUICK< COME WITH US, ANTON!!!!!! WE’LL PROTECT YOU!!!!!! 
:
:: What do we do?!
:: There’s only one way to fight an army of Antons! We need a bigger army of Antons!
:: That’s a great idea! 
:: Haven’t you learned anything today?!
:: That you mostly have bad ideas?
:: Uh, yes. But more importantly, it’s bad to play with life this way. Unless we get awesome scientific progress from it, I guess. And because of us, our friend is in danger!
:: Hmm! 
:: Dude, what are you doing?!
:: Go and protect him! I’ll buy you some time! But tell Anton I’m sorry. I’m sorry for betraying his friendship, and I’m- hey!
:
:: Sorry, dude, you were speaking for too long! 
:
:: Well, I might go down, but I won’t go down alone!
:
:: Dude, you guys are totally useless in a fight. This doesn’t feel fair at all. I’m gonna have to stop.
:: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU'VE FAILED ME!!!!!!!!!!!
:
:: I’m melting!
:
:: No! I feel a great disturbance in the food chain as if a thousand sandwiches cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
==Ant-One Gets Defeated==
:
:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I think we’ll be safe here.
:
:: Crap. What’s your problem, man?! Why are you so mean?!
:: Because once I get rid of him, I’ll become the only Anton! Maybe then you’ll be my friend, father!
:: Messed up! 
:: Come back, father! Everything will be perfect when it’s just you, me, and mother!
:: Dude, I’m not your dad! I’m just a dude, and Darwin would make a terrible mother ‘cause he’s just a dude. And you’re not the one! This dude is. AGH!!!!!
:: Then if I can’t be the one, nobody can! 
:: AGH!!!!!
:: This is the end! We’re too heavy! You’ll have to let us go!
:: Dude, you’re two pieces of toast. I’ve lifted a sandwich before. 
:
:: You think you got rid of me?! Well, I’ll be back, and you’ll forever fear my return! I’ll be your every waking thought, your every restless night! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!
:
:: What’d he say?
:: I don’t know, something like- Look man, I’m so sorry for what we’ve done. We played with life and didn’t think of the consequences. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive us and we can still be friends.
:: Still be friends!
:
:
Category:The Amazing World of Gumball Transcripts