CHIKARA An Optimistic View Of A Pessimistic World

was a wrestling event promoted by CHIKARA. It took place on October 17, 2009 at the Palmer Community Center in Easton, Pennsylvania.
==Results==
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*Vin Gerard defeated Lince Dorado (5:57)
*Claudio Castagnoli defeated Player Uno (6:26)
*The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) defeated The Young Bucks (Matt Jackson & Nick Jackson), Team FIST (Chuck Taylor & Icarus) and Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton in a Four Way Tag Team Elimination Match (15:38)
*Helios defeated Hallowicked (7:32)
*Jigsaw defeated STIGMA (10:27)
*Mike Quackenbush (c) defeated Sal Rinauro to retain the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship (5:38)
*The Order Of The Neo Solar Temple (Crossbones & UltraMantis Black) (w/Vokoder) defeated The Colony (Carpenter Ant & Green Ant) (8:40)
*Player Dos (c) defeated Frightmare to retain the CHIKARA Young Lions Cup (10:16)
*The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant) (c) defeated The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) [2:0] in a Two Out Of Three Falls Tag Team Match to retain the CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas (19:21)
==External links==
* results at CAGEMATCH.net
Category:2009 events