How Ricksy Business Should Have Ended

RICK: That's the Rick dance! All right! (belches) Whoa, man!
MORTY: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!? I thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home or something!
RICK: What? No, no, no. I can get us home whenever I want to. But, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of them? I'm starting to come down, Morty. (his eyes were back to their white color) Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high.
(Morty grabs the bag of Crystal Kalaxians and tosses them out the sliding door and a strange monster grabs the bag of Crystal Kalaxians)
MORTY: That's what I think of your crystals, Rick!
RICK: Oh, Morty, you idiot! Does anybody else have any more k-lax?
(nobody has anymore k-lax for Rick)
RICK: B-Birdperson? Uh, Squanchy?
SQUANCHY: Don't squanch at me.
MORTY: (to everyone) All right, everybody, party is officially over! (to Rick) Rick, take us home now.
RICK: All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill! Boo, boo! Morty sucks!
(the next thing Morty knew, he was being booed at by everyone, including Summer [their sister])
ALL: Boo! You suck, whatever your name is. Boo! Morty, you're the worst, Morty.
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Rick: That's the Rick dance! All right! (burp) Whoa, man!
Morty: What the hell was that?! I thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home or something!
Rick: What? No, no, no. I can get us home whenever I want to. But, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of them? I'm starting to come down, Morty. (His eye color turns back to normal) Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. (He scratches the side of his face)
(Morty takes the bag of crystals and throws them outside. An alien grabs the bag and takes it away)
Morty: That's what I think of your crystals, Rick!
Rick: Oh, Morty, you idiot! Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?
(Birdperson shrugs)
Rick: Uh, squanchy?
Squanchy: Don't squaunch at me.
(The alien who took the crystals in seen doing the 'Rick dance' in the background.)
Morty: All right, everybody, party is officially over! Rick, take us home now.
Rick: All right, all right, fine, Morty, you party pooper buzzkill! Boo, boo! Morty sucks!
(Everyone starts booing at Morty.)
Tammy: Boo! You suck, whatever your name is.
Everyone: Boo!
Rick: Morty, you're the worst, Morty.
(Morty, enraging his anger, has enough!)
MORTY: (Screaming angrily)
(He pulls out a gun from his back pocket and shoots Rick in the head, killing him instantly! The crowd gasps in utter shock to see the party host dead.)
MORTY: Who's the party pooper buzzkill now, you motherfucking bitch?!!?
(He then points the gun to the whole crowd who booed him)
MORTY: (to everyone) Who's next?
(the crowd was in silence for five seconds, and after that, they were in a full-blown panic, screaming, running, trying to hide, but Morty is shooting everyone down with his gun!)
GEARHEAD: But these gears just started turnin'!
(Morty is throwing a huge fit. He's got two fuckin' guns and was killing everyone who booed him, Squanchy, Birdperson, Tammy, Summer, Gearhead and even the whole crowd!!! Holy shit, that's a lot! Morty's furious murdering spree lasted for 10 minutes straight. After that it was all over.)
(Morty was on the sofa, breathing heavily over the dead bodies.)
MORTY: Sorry, Rick. But you Wubba lubba'd your last dub dub.
(And Morty never did do anything. All he did was grab Rick's portal gun, and went home. He didn't call an ambulance for the dead victims, nor did he do anything to help control his anger whatsoever. And thus, that was the end of Rick and Morty's adventures.)
Category:Alternate Endings