I Am Very Gay

I Am Very Gay is an NKC short written by Locknloaded23. It is the 3rd short of the NKC Penis Shorts series, and was released May 6th, 2022.
The short is nothing more than an edited version of the NKC season 1 episode, I Am Not Gay, which released May 4th 2018, and was later deleted December 18, 2020.
== Plot ==
The cast begin to suspect that Squidward is gay.
== Script ==
[The episode starts with all the cast eating in the dining room]
SpongeBob: So I met this woman at work today. We're going on a date on Friday night.
Patrick: I have a date too.
SpongeBob: Oh really, who's the lucky lady?
Patrick: Hold on. [picks up a rock] Here she is.
Rex: Wow. She's beautiful!
Sandy: Well. I'm going on a date with this karate master I met at a karate tournament earlier today! What about you Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Well Mrs. Puff is moving to New Kelp City soon.
SpongeBob: Are you going on a date with her.
Mr. Krabs: Oh… It'll be more than a date…
SpongeBob: What about you Squidward?
Squidward: Oh, uh, I don't have a date.
Patrick: Is it because you're gay?
Squidward: [screaming] What?
Patrick: You know, you're gay.
Squidward: Actually I AM gay, but that is none of your business, is it? Quit poking your nose into other people’s business, you fucking assholes. Why do I even hang out with you people? I am gay, so what? Am I any less of a human being? No. So why the fuck does it matter if I am gay or not? It doesn’t. It really fucking doesn’t. Go fuck yourselves, c**ts. [Walks out angrily]
SpongeBob: Jeez, what an asshole.
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