Blendo

Blendo is a killer robot that was designed by Jamie Hyneman to fight in wars and in BattleBots. He used it to crush the dreams of many people. The robot destroyed all of its opponents within twelve seconds. The reason it would do this is because it has a spinning blade that travels at the speed of sound smashing robots. This is one epic robot. In fact, it was so epic, Robot Wars banned it because it kept beating everyone, thus retiring undefeated.
Blendo also has starred in various TV cooking programmes as a talking blender, but after several incidents with cast member deaths he was blacklisted from acting in Hollywood.
One time the Decepticons tried to steal it, but they were killed immediately. Some other mediocre villains like Poo Face tried stealing it too, but they also got immediately killed. The reason why is because they all suck at killing and need kitchen bowl to do that for them. Eventually Blendo got tired of it and decided to throw itself into a volcano so that its power could never fall into evil.
== Gallery ==
File:Bacchus vs Blendo|Blendo fights Bacchus
File:BlendoAndTeam.jpg|Blendo and a bunch of yellow-white people (expect for Jamie Hyneman).
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