Episode 58: Lube Visions

Premise: Sunday morning, Everybody wakes up from the ass-fucking orgy they had the night before. 
Rip wakes up in his normal fashion, except he notices one thing off, something just wasn't right. His asshole was in massive pain. With his asshole throbbing, Rip was thinking to himself "what would cause this?" A good thought indeed. "Would it be from the massive shits I take? No, can't be possible. From all the dicks I took in the ass last night? That must be it." Whose cock would cause such a pain? Couldn't be Slab, his cock is uncircumcised, providing lubricating action. Must have been Crag's cock. After 30 more minutes of thought rolling through Rip's dumb ass brain, Rip finally decides that they need to purchase lube for the fucking massive orgies that they have. Because they fuck so much, Rip decides to order a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Time rolls by and suddenly 1 month and many sore asses later, a 55 gallon drum of X-Treme Ass Fucking Silicone Lubricant appears on the doorstep. After power lifting the drum downstairs to the orgy room, the dumb fuck ripping friends go back to their daily activities. Later on in the day, everybody is preparing for the orgy, applying lube to their scraggly ass cocks, and starting to fuck each other in the ass. Everything was going normally, it was the gayest sex you've ever seen. Like, THE GAYEST.
Suddenly, Crag notices that he starts to feel funny and voices his concern to Rip, who also notes that he feels funny. and is starting to see things. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a figure appears. He is in the shape of a condom, and looks to be full of frozen cum. He calls himself the "Alaskan pipeline." Since Rip and Crag are dumb fucks and horny as fuck they immediately start fucking it. The Alaskan Pipeline does not like this and starts to beat Rip and Crag. Rip and Crag start to fight back by slapping him with their tiny ass dicks. Eventually their brain begins to catch up and they begin to punch and kick the Alaskan pipeline, until he is downed. They rip him in two and he explodes all over the place.
Since Slab is uncircumcised, he had no need for the lube and was puzzled watching Rip and Crag slap each other with their dicks and kick and punch each other. Turns out that the X-Treme Ass Fucking Silicone Lube was laced with some sort of psychedelic. After, Rip and Crag come down, they decide to bin the lube by throwing it down the drain. Guess they just have to deal with a sore ass.
What a shit show.