Chess

Chess is a series of board and video shames created by Garry Chess. Pld people play chess at "the table" because they think young people will think of them as smart when they beat them. It stars 6 generic and insignificant characters and their many clones.
There's a clone of the game itself that's for slightly cooler old people to play called "Epic Version". It doesn't even have Chess in the name. The best version of chess is Stand Chess, because it's bizarre!
= Normal Chess =
Again, this is the most "popular" version of chess. You already know what this is.
== Rules ==
The rules of chess are so boring and complicated, but basically you have to move your to capture your enemy's guys, and whoever checkmates the king wins. Also, there’s something called En Passant, so look out for that.
== Characters ==
===White Characters===
===Black Characters===
=Epic Version=
In the Epic Version of chess, all the characters are replaced with cooler ones, but the rules are the same.
== Characters ==
===White Characters===
===Black Characters===
= Chess Bowling =
You play normally except now your goal is to take out all your enemy's pieces by throwing your own pieces at theirs, knocking them over like pins in bowling.
===Rules===
White throws first. You are disqualified if you hit your opponent with a chess piece.
===The characters===
*All the ones of Normal Chess
= Stand Chess =
Stand chess is the REAL Epic Version of chess, as they the guys have stands, as well as stand turns.
== Rules ==
* A stand-turn starts before a stand-user-turn, except for white's first turn.
* Friendly fire is enabled for both pieces and their stands.
* If a stand dies so does the user!
* If a user dies so does the stand!
== Characters ==
=== Kings ===
The king functions as normal. He has no stand.
=== Queens ===
=== Rooks ===
=== Bishops ===
=== Knights ===
As for the demoknight, he can trimp to anywhere on the board and can checkmate the king at any time.
=== Pawns ===
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