Susan's History Festival (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Principal Tweedler: "OK, kids! Get ready for the annual History Festival!"
The kids cheered
Mr. Tweeters: "Wow! I thought you were supposed to be bored by this!"
Mrs. Tweeters: "Usually, you hate history."
The kids looked at each other and had smirks on their faces
Principal Tweedler: "Oh, I suspect something bad is going to happen, or that something bad has already happened."
Mr. Tweeters: "You just suspect."
Mrs. Tweeters: "Anyways, kids, time to meet the most famous heroes in Mobius!"
The kids cheer
Mr. Tweeters: "Here they come!"
Sonic, Amy, Samantha, Tails, Cream, and Ray arrive
Sasha: she does an I’m watching you gesture at Tails, Cream, and Ray
Curd: she whispers to Sasha "Are you crazy? Samantha is here! Just listen to the backstories of these guys!"
Sasha: she whispers back "On it, Curd."
Swift: "I wanna know the full backstory!"
Sonic: "OK, everyone knows about the events from my first fight against Egghead to the time I went to the Starfall Islands to save my friends."
Sasha: "Oh, yes we do."
Susan: "So what happened in between now and that time you saved your friends from the Starfall Islands, Tails, Cream, and Ray?"
Curd: "Behold, the greatest history reveal of all time!"
Anne: "Oh, this is good." she gets out her camera and starts shooting the recording of the events that happened
Isabella: "Featuring the real Tails, Cream, and Ray!"
The background changes
Ava: "Why do these come out of nowhere?"
Tails: "It's my filming machine. It gives the necessary backgrounds for every scene. Anyways..."
Sasha: she whispered to Tails "And make sure it's between the events of the Starfall Islands and the time you first met Susan, who stopped you from destroying Chaflick Foods along with Lucy."
Tails: "OK, so what did I do after I went to the Starfall Islands? Well, Sonic and I fought Eggman together, until I became 10 years old, became the member of the Gaia City army,"
Sonic: "And I was left with Samantha."
Ava: "Dad, why-"
Sonic: "Because I and Tails were buddies!"
Ava: "Oh. That makes sense."
Sonic: "Well, that was until Tails enrolled in an army so that he can have more support from his fellow army members."
Tails: "Yeah, and when I did enroll in the army, I was able to make more machines with more support from my fellow army members."
Ava: "You said that already."
Tails: "Sorry, I had to read the script for this episode. Of our lives."
Sonic: "At least I had Samantha."
Susan: "Oh! It's my Mom getting mentioned!"
Sonic: "And she substituted as my real sidekick as Tails became way more than that."
Tails: "I had to be independent, Sonic. Everyone became more independent. Amy trained with Knuckles and was OK to be without you for a while, even though you did meet her sometimes. I was the member of a large army, and you had my friendly rival Samantha be your then substitute sidekick."
Sonic: "And when I realized you're going to be part of the army for a long time, I had Samantha."
Susan: "And she's way better than you, Tails. I mean you're 33 now, and you'd be even weaker when you're younger, thus not having much of a chance against an 8 year old girl with Samantha's powers."
Tails: "Hope you cut this part, Anne."
Anne: "I promise I will."
Tails: "Anyways, I was part of a large army, and not only was I one of the best soldiers, I was able to create new machines. So I quickly rose up ranks. I became colonel at Age 13."
Sonic: "And that was the exact time when Amy became the strong woman we all know her by."
Tails: "I just realized why are all three of the biggest heroes all hedgehogs?"
Sonic: "Because of the love triangle. I gave Samantha and Amy a chance to fight Metallix. And I thought their friendship would strengthen if they just work together and not fight over me, but since they did team up multiple times before fighting against Metallix, they started to like each other, so they stopped fighting over me and one accepted the other was going to be my wife."
Samantha: "He's right, you know?"
Tails: "True story revealed. Anyways, after what I did during the fight against Metallix, using my army to help pull off a lot of surprise attacks on Metallix, I was promoted to general immediately. When anyone attacked Gaia City, I was able to use my army to fend off against them. Well, Sonic, Amy, and Samantha could handle them, but they were making sure Eggman's plan wasn't evil, which is rarely the case, or making sure that Eggman's plans don't succeed. Well, after the fight against Metallix, there would be the wedding pretty much everyone knows."
Ava: "Is that Mom and Dad's wedding?"
Tails: "And I was the one who asked the questions before declaring Sonic and Amy married."
Swift: "Hey, if that wedding didn't exist, we wouldn't have existed."
Ava: "Well, technically, we could, but children born outside of marriage face several risk factors."
Swift: "Then our true selves wouldn't have existed!"
Tails: "Then I continued protecting Mobius. My army was considered the best of any army in Mobius. Every time I fought Eggman, it was always either because Sonic, Amy, and Samantha lost or because there was an attack in Gaia City."
Sonic: "You're my buddy, Tails!"
Tails: "We are buddies, Sonic. That's why I've always got you and your friends' backs."
Sonic and Tails: they fist bump
Susan: "Together we can show the world what we can do! You are next to-"
Sasha: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop right there, Susan!"
Susan: "Sorry, I get excited when they fist bump."
Sasha: "Also wouldn't that be more fitting if it was Sonic and Samantha?"
Susan: "Fair enough."
Tails: "When I became 25 years old, I had my first son, Skye "Heads" Prower. He grew up to be a great kid, except for one thing that became present when he became 7."
Anne: "CUT!"
Tails: "But I wasn't finished with my story yet!"
Anne: "I know where this is all going. Also you're just going to ruin our reputations!"
Sasha; "Nah, nah, go ahead. He can talk about me. I mean nobody really thought of me as a bad person, even though I got exposed in one of the episodes of "Who's Your Enemy?", but don't give anyone else a bad rep, Tails."
Tails: "Fine."
Sasha: "Next."
Cream: "I'm next?"
Sasha: "You're Tails' assistant. Of course you're next."
Cream: "So I didn't do much when I was six."
Curd: "But she did more than most kids. By the way, I'm doing this so that I don't make you look arrogant."
Cream: "Thanks, Curd. It would be uncharacteristic for me to say I did more than most kids, because it'd make me look arrogant. Anyways, I didn't do much when I was six, though it was my first step to becoming a heroine, as I saved my mother from Eggman and helped Sonic defeat Metal Madness."
Curd: "And at that same age, your mother gave birth to Custard."
Cream: "Right! When I became 11, however, I always participated in charity projects at school, and was one of the biggest contributors."
Sasha: "How about we do flashbacks for you instead? Surprised Tails didn't have any flashback."
Cream: "Oh, right!"
Cream's Flashback
Cream: she participated charity projects the school created
Classmate: "Thanks, Cream."
Cream Narrator: "When I turned 16, it was the last day of school. The best way I can describe that summer vacation is that it's a bit the show Phoenix and Herb, except I am Candy, and my brothers Custard and Mocha were Phoenix and Herb, but also a bit like PoriferanNoah, where I am the octopus guy."
Curd Narrator: "Her name was Shelby."
Cream Narrator: "Oh yeah, I was like Shelby, and the two boys were like PoriferanNoah and Preston. But more like the former, but I mentioned PoriferanNoah because they didn't exactly build, because their friend, Princess Tania the Hedgehog did all the building. I would've been OK with them, if it wasn't for the fact they kept making jokes about or even praise Eggman. I wanted to "seize" them. Which means get them grounded by Mom. There was one time where they joked about the Metal Virus, so I called Mom immediately, but apparently, the princess was fast enough to throw everything into another castle."
Custard: "Tania, bring the stage to your castle! We've had enough fun today."
Tania: "On it, Custard!"
A giant truck carries the stage and goes to Mobotropolis
Sonic Narrator: "That's giving me bad flashbacks of the Super Mark game series. Don't reference that game again."
Cream Narrator: "That's literally what happened. I saw the castle. When I had a trip to Mobotropolis castle with my mom, she thought it was just Tania who should be blamed for it, and she got grounded for a week, but I never got her to "seize" Custard and Mocha. They even take the spotlight in some shows and spread their Eggman fanaticism there! I get that show was a comedy show, but who would find them funny?"
Custard and Mocha: they sarcastically say "We love Eggman! Duh!"
Cream Narrator: "They made me so angry because they kept offending me and my mom. Their worst deed was thinking of a song that appreciates Eggman. Well, believe it or not, that was the only time I successfully "seized" them!"
Curd Narrator: "By the way, why did Grandma come up with such a term? Couldn't she say "bust" instead of "seize"?"
Cream Narrator: "Good point, but she didn't want it to be too similar to Phoenix and Herb, since she's very serious about this."
Custard: "We're going to make a song called "Eggman's The Greatest" and show it to the world!"
Cream: "That's messed up! I'm calling mom!"
Vanilla: "You don't need to. I heard it in bed. Cream, you're grounded for one day for putting headphones on my head during my sleep, but I can't stay too mad at you, because without you, I wouldn't have known that Custard and Mocha were planning to do something bad. And considering they are friends with Princess Tania, this could lead to disaster. Custard and Mocha, you're grounded for a week."
Cream: "I busted Custard and Mocha!"
Vanilla: "It's seized, and you're still grounded."
Cream: "I don't care! My brothers will never be praising an evil scientist anymore! I'm free for a week!"
Cream Narrator: "I was so happy by brothers were grounded. I was heavily annoyed by them praising Eggman."
Ricotta Narrator: "That's mean!"
Cream Narrator: "I was so annoyed, but not only that, I was offended! It's like having to deal with being offended every day of summer."
Ricotta Narrator: "What happened after that?"
Cream Narrator: "I calmed down, knowing that until they become adults, their mom will monitor them and not praise Eggman anymore. I spent more time with Benny or what he loves to be called, Butter, I was able to focus on my schoolwork, and I was able to get a job at Age 21. I became a medic. I got a lot of money to donate to charity, but I didn't have enough to help my family, so Custard and Mocha got Tania to build a Café that I would own. It was only popular because it was the project of a princess of Mobotropolis, but I still didn't have enough money to help myself and my family. So I worked as a farmer and used that job to let my Café get more stuff."
Cream's Farm
Cream: "Wow! That's a lot of cherries and apples! I'm going to make sure to harvest all these." she gets the fruits she harvested and milked the cows and got her materials and went to Cream's Café
Butter: "Hi, Cream!"
Cream: "Oh hi Benny or Butter!"
Butter: "What are you doing?"
Cream: "Baking cakes. After all, it is Cream's Café."
Butter: "Good work, Cream."
Cream: "Thanks, Ben."
Butter: "You're welcome."
Cream Narrator: "Well I was only a medic on Monday so that I can give other doctors a chance to prove their skill in being doctors. On Tuesday, I had the Café. On Wednesday, I took care of the farm. I do it during my spare time at home too so that I can be prepared for the Café or be ready to sell some in my fruit juice stand. It's often in the mall."
Light Mall
Tails: "Thanks, Cream! Your juice tastes great!"
Cream: "You're welcome!"
Cream Narrator: "Oh, and that's when I realized I forgot to take care of the Chao. Well, on Thursday, I help in an organization that donates to charity. I decided that on Saturday, I will be part of the organization known as the Chao Rescuers."
Chao Rescuers HQ
Chao Rescuer Boss: "Cream, Eggman is kidnapping Chao! Save them!"
Cream: "On it!" she flies to the place Eggman was kidnapping Chao and got the Chao and saved them from Eggman and brought them to Chao Rescuers HQ
Chao Rescuer Boss: "That was 30 seconds! How did you do that? Do this more times, and I can promote you to the leader of this organization!"
Cream: "Thanks!"
Cream Narrator: "And I got promoted to leader on my third day."
3 Days Later...
Chao Rescuer Boss: "You're promoted to leader, Cream! Take my position!"
Cream: "Thanks!"
Cream Narrator: "And the performance of that organization became much better. When I was 23, I gave birth to Curd and heavily messed up my bed, because rabbits always nest when they're about to give birth. The same thing happened when I became 25 years old. Oh, and by the way, I failed against Chaflick Foods because-"
Curd Narrator: "That's enough, Mom. We all know how that happened. You never had a W against Chaflick Foods."
Back to the Present
Cream: "Oh. Right."
Anne: "And Ray, what about you?"
Ray: "I just lived an easy life with nothing special aside from helping Sonic and friends at times."
Anne: "That was quick."
Rouge: "Hey! You forgot my backstory! I kept having successful heists, and when I became 35, I gave birth to Nails."
Nails: "That was also quick, Mom. And don't forget I led a heist to give you the Master Emerald and the Chaos Emeralds."
Rouge: "That's great, Nails! Now that gems is mine."
Knuckles: "I will make sure to get a bat and hit you and hit a home run."
Rouge: "Can you, really? Amy is stronger than you now."
Knuckles: "But I can climb and glide! Also my gloves have spikes."
Amy: "Oh, wanna hear my backstory? I want this video to educate kids too! I trained with Knuckles!"
Knuckles: "I and Amy shared the same backstory for 5 years after the Starfall Islands incident, and like Mighty and Ray, I lived a simple life in Hidden Palace, focusing on nothing but getting a girl echidna to help repopulate the Mobian echidna species. Currently, I'm trying to get her to lay another egg."
Amy: "Whoa! Are you-"
Knuckles: "It's necessary to make sure the echidnas don't become extinct."
Sasha: "At least platypuses exist."
Knuckles: "What do they have? A tail that can fling stuff? Laying an egg while being semi-aquatic?"
Ava: "That's way more than our species. Besides, Mobians can breed with other animals."
Knuckles: "Oh! I didn't know that! Where did you get that from?"
Heads: "Cat-dog hybrids, let alone Mobian hybrids are rare, aren't they? I found a cat-dog hybrid, but there's only 2 million in Mobius."
Knuckles: "But is there a chance a dad dog and mom cat can breed a pure dog or pure cat?"
Heads: "Yes."
Knuckles: "Keep Mobius weird, I guess."
Susan: "So, Mom! How did you meet Dad?"
Samantha: "He was captured by Eggman, so I saved him, and he became my biggest fan."
Susan: "Much like Sonic and Amy, I see, without the training with Knuckles."
Principal Tweedler: "And I hereby conclude this history festival! Hope you got a lot of insight in the backstories!"
Mighty: "I forgot to mention I had the same backstory as Ray!"
Anne: she cuts and edits the video and puts it on her BlueTube channel
Principal Tweedler: "Hope you had fun!"
Susan: "We sure did!"
The End!
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