Triton

Triton is an old fart who happens to be a Moon of Neptune and former King of the Fish Union.
==History==
Triton was born at the edge of the Solar System and was adopted by Neptune out of his kind heart, since other, more crazy stars would probably give him a very horrible life. Triton is not your average moon, though; he has the ability to shapeshift for absolutely no reason. He decided to turn himself into a Merman since he likes that form the most. When he was younger, Triton was a troublemaker and caused a lot of guys in the ancient sea to die. Because of this, Neptune grounded him for over 3 billion years, placing him in a cage until Spongebob and Patrick freed him during the late 1800s while they time traveled. 
 
Triton was now gray and old, but luckily 3 billion years of time have made him into a much better man, ready to help Neptune rule the Fish Union to make up the terror he did those many years ago. And boy, has that rest payed off. Triton did great ruling the Fish Union, but he was getting really old, and I mean REALLY old. At this point, he was 4 and a half billion years old. Triton decided to have a child named Ariel to rule the Fish Union instead. 
He disliked the fact that Ariel left the Fish Union after many years chasing a Human, but he knew Ariel had other things to do. Triton chose Carp Lowry to rule instead since he was not only the only guy that liked his show, Carp did pretty well taking care of his pond and needed a new home after the Beavers took over. Triton died in 2001 of all years, right before the Fish Union revaluation and the 9/11 attacks. Maybe it was better he never saw those things happen, if we are being honest.
His dead body was turned back into a human and thrown back at Neptune, where it orbits for the rest of time. Why the Fish Union did this was unknown, but it was probably to reunite Triton and his father once more. We currently don't know how Neptune feels about this, as he's a planet. People still think he's alive because of this action too, this probably wasn't the best thing the Fish Union did (and is/will be far from the worse, trust me).
==Trivia==
*He has a nickname; Poseidon. This was coined by Leonidas while having Coffee with him. It was likely to help Zeus get more used to new friends.
*Squidward was (somehow) able to turn him into a Firework Snake once after playing a horrible song on his clarinet, but he was turned back after he was hospitalized after getting stabbed in the belly by Prince Eric.
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