100 (The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star)

100 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick's rock opens and Patrick walks out.)
Patrick: (yawns) What a wonderful day! Don't you think so, rock? 
Ms. Gristlepuss: It's about time you woke up!
Patrick: Rock! You really can talk!
Ms. Gristlepuss: Turn around, you dolt!
(Patrick turns around.)
Patrick: Ms. Gristlepuss! What are you doing here?
Ms. Gristlepuss: I'm here to tell you that, thanks to the efforts of my Parents' Buzzkilling Council, your show has now been banned from the airwaves forever due to promoting childhood stupidity.
Patrick: What?
Ms. Gristlepuss: The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star is no more. You might as well start packing.
Patrick: Can't I at least answer one more fan letter before calling it quits?
Ms. Gristlepuss: (rolls eyes) Fine.
(Patrick takes a letter out of his pocket and reads.)
Dear Patrick,
Can you set this letter on fire?
Starflier 
Patrick: Sure!
(Patrick takes a lighter out of his pocket and sets the letter on fire.)
Ms. Gristlepuss: Oh, my! Such violence!
(Ms. Gristlepuss faints.)
Patrick: I'm not cleaning that up.
(Patrick goes back into his rock.)
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