Passing On The Gas

Inspired by the Spongebob storybook, "Hands Off," this is a radio show episode about sharing; when Philly's famous remote-control fart cushion, The PhillyWhoopi 4000, gets famously replicated by the famous toy company, Matbro, everybody gets their own copies except for Sunny and Luna, who dislike the repulsive sound effects that The PhillyWhoopi 4000 produces.
== The Beginning ==
Philly encounters a newsflash on ATLN and gets famous for using his PhillyWhoopi 4000 to playfully blame others for tooting their bottom bagpipes; he then watches a commercial for his Matbro-branded PhillyWhoopi 4000 replica and goes to Tuck's Toyz around the corner from his house with his parents so they can buy enough for themselves, the Phil family, as well as Li'l D, the Joneses, the Chins, the Lawrences, Madi Papadopoulous, Bianca Moon and Mila Lopez. After going to Tuck's Toyz, Philly goes to junior high and gives his classmates as well as Bianca and Mila their Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000s as gifts of wondrous friendship; Bianca, Mila and friends thank Philly and then Philly replies, "You're welcome-I was so glad to share my favourite thing with YOU!"
== The Middle Part ==
At recess time, Li'l D points his Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Madison and calls out, "Madison farted!" Madison sweetly giggles and replies, "Custard for breakfast this morning, sorry!" Li'l D then points his Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Phil and then sings out, "Philly Phil farted!" Phil then replies, "That's what you get for tucking into a can of beans!" Eddie points his Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Tamika and then, he sings out, "Tamika farted!" Tamika hysterically laughs and says, "My butt really rocks at farting as loudly as possible!" Kim points her Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Philly Phil and hits the black button; after hearing a "pfft," she sings out, "Philly Phil farted!" and giggles cutely. Philly apologetically replies, "I'm so sorry-excuse me, please!" and then Phil points his own PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Kim to make her go "pffffffffft!" In response to the really loud fart, Kam sings out, "My sis farted!" and laughs hysterically; Kim humorously replies, "That one was a real gas gong!" She then uses her Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000 to make her brother fart audibly; Kim then sings out, "My bro farted!" and adorably giggles, then Kam replies whimsically, "That's my special gluteus-maximus guitar solo!" Kam points his Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Phil, causing a hilarious "BLAAAAT!" to erupt from the playground! Kam sings out, "Philly Phil farted!" and laughs loudly, causing Phil to reply comically, "That's my really special posterior piano solo!" Kim then points her Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Madison, causing a funny "FRRRT!" to come out. Kim sings out, "Madison farted!" and titters sweetly. Madi then replies playfully, "Now, that's what I call a real, true butt belch!" and then Eddie points his Matbro PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Philly Phil, causing Atlanta's bumbling schoolboy comedian to break wind with hurricane force! Eddie then sings out, "Philly Phil farted!" and Philly replies comedically, "That's what I call a stovetop crackler!" Eddie then activates the PhillyWhoopi4000 again, but pointing the remote at Kam and calling out, "Kam farted!" Kam then replies, "That's what I call the bark of the barking spider!" Tamika then points her PhillyWhoopi 4000's remote at Philly Phil before the end of recess to make him go "BRAAAAAP!" and then Tami sings out, "Phil farted!" Philly then replies, "Food is fuel, but my fart gas should be, too!" She then does it again to Phil, but she calls out, "Philly Phil farted!" Phil then replies, "That's what I call a butt buzzsaw!" The recess bell rings and everyone puts their PhillyWhoopi 4000s away along with their PW4K remotes tucked safely, comfortably and snugly in their knapsacks.
== The Ending ==
Back at Phil's house, Philly jots down a journal entry about generosity and then he does his own comedy skit where he pretends to fart upon his blanket and then his pillows before putting down and turning off his PhillyWhoopi 4000; Philly Phil then dreams of the future as usual and the radio show episode ends.
== The Moral ==
Your special, favourite things aren't always created just for you; giving gifts to your friends lets everybody share the fun!