Letter of Andrew the Latter-Day Witness

The Letter of Andrew the Latter-Day Witness (French: La Message d'André, le Spectateur contemporaire; Latin/VML: Epistula Spectatoris Contemporalis Andrei) is a glorified religious essay written by Andrew while he was bored throughout the first grade. The essay was originally unnamed, but he retroactively named it on the spot when Adrianne read it.
== Details ==
The title was intentionally written to confuse both the LDS and Jehovah's Witnesses movements.
The letter itself has 21 615 words, nearly as long as 2 Chr, and the length of an average novel. He wrote 10 sentences in it with more or less 6 words per sentence from May 20 2025 to May 20 2026.
This letter is said to be a modern non-apocalyptic hybrid of the letters of St Paul and the Revelation to John. It displays much of Andrew's experiences in the first grade as well as when he would go alone ands