The Hills Have Eyes (2006)

"The Hills Have Eyes (2006)" is the thirty-third episode of the fifth season of We'll See You In Hell.
== Episode Description ==
Folks, this week Pat and Joe discuss the 2006 "The Hills Have Eyes" remake! In Pat's Movie Corner: Climax, Channel Zero, Used Cars, and After Life!
== Before The Film ==
* Pat's drinking a Cold Brew Cocktail, Fugu Horchata, which has 13% alcohol. Joe's thankful Pat's back off the wagon.
* They're going to see Cypress Hill, Pat wasn't a fan of the new album.
* Joe's drinking Pabt's Blue Ribbon Easy, a piss beer.
* On With The Joe! Brass band.
* The boys point out each other's jokes bombing, is Pat stoned?
== ScreamNN News Psycho ==
* North Bergen Drama Club does a stage production of Ridley Scott's Alien using recycled materials.
* Joe Bob Briggs now a weekly show on Shudder.
* Midsommar trailer. Is it coming too soon after Hereditary to be any good?
* The Dragged Across Concrete trailer is also out.
== Pat's Movie Corner ==
* Climax (Pat)
* Channel Zero season 3 (Joe)
* Used Cars (Pat)
* After Life (Pat)
== Joe's Scary Stuff ==
*Castlevania: Bloodlines on Sega Genesis
*Joe's doing a bi-weekly show with Brian Moses at The Comedy Store called Our Show that's going great. Morgan Murphy, Beth Stelling, Andrew Santino, and Eddie Pepitone were on the first show.
*Joe's friend's suggestion for a song parody: "Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me"
*Barbra Streisand addresses the Michael Jackson sex scandal.
*Joe's angry about Jeremy Piven and Will Smith doing stand-up and A-list celebs taking over commercials.
*Pat leaves the Cypress Hill ticket line because a scalper is buying $1,000 in tickets.
== The Film ==
* This unrated rewatch didn't do much for Pat, it's well shot with good pacing, but he didn't need to revisit.
* Joe offended real mutants deformed by nuclear waste weren't in it. It's better than the original (Pat agrees) and it's entertaining.
* The abuse of Godsmack over the end credits.
* The gold standard remake is the Dawn of the Dead, this isn't as shocking as it wanted to be.
* Ranking the Hostel movies.
* See Breakdown starring Kathleen Quinlan.
* Shoutouts, including to Nikolai who Pat met at the bar before seeing Us.