Baldi336: The Movie/Transcript

​This is the full movie transcript of the 2020 film Baldi336: The Movie. 
==​​Part 1: Welcome to my Schoolhouse!==
(Shows 20th Century Studios logo variant, then shows Warner Bros. Pictures logo, and then shows the Universal Studios logos on screen)
​(Shows Disney Logo, then when the arc forms, the logo turns into a paper sheet then opening credits, for more on the opening credits, see page Baldi336: The Movie/Credits)
Narrator​: Welcome to the Solar System, and I'm the narrator, and I'm almost getting burned by the sun.
(​Screen then goes Mecury and Saturn)
Narrator​: And that's Earth! So let's go to Here Town!
Narrator​: And then, meet his friend named Baldi336.
Baldi336​: Hello there! I am Baldi336, and I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse!
(​Screen then goes past Here Town then Schoolhouse)
Baldi336​: And that means I'm going to Baldi's Schoolhouse A.K.A Here School!
Baldi​: Oh, Hi! Welcome to my Schoolhouse!
​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)
​Baldi​: Problem 1.
Baldi​: 5+5=
Baldi336​: 10!
Baldi​: Great job! That's right!
Narrator​: 2 problems later....
Baldi​: You got a shiny quarter for being good at math!
Baldi336​: Thank you.
Narrator​: Another 2 problems later....
​(Screen shows the You Can Think Pad)
Baldi​: Problem 3!
Baldi: 8439049024890+43834894343x233232323223=
Baldi336​: 666!
​(Screen shows Baldi getting angry)
Baldi​: I HEAR EVERY DOOR YOU OPEN!
==​​Part 2: Baldi gets angry!==
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT!
Baldi​: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! You think I'm bad, and that's good, right, because you're getting spanked with a ruler!
Baldi336​: Oh No!
Principal of the Thing​: "whistles offscreen"
​(Later, Baldi336 runs while the Principal is here)
Principal of the Thing​: No running in the halls!
Principal of the Thing​: 15 seconds! Detention for you. When will you learn?
Baldi336​: HEY! WHY DID YOU SENT ME TO DETENTION!
Principal of the Thing​: Because you've been breaking the rules!
Baldi336​: Ugh. whatever.
Baldi336​: "screams"
Playtime​: LET'S PLAY
Playtime​: Ready, Go!
Playtime​: "Counts 1-5"
Playtime​: Wow! That's Great! let's play again! Sometime soon....
It's a Bully​: I'm gonna take your candy......
Baldi336​: Oh No! It's The Bully!
It's a Bully​: I'll take that..... It's mine NOW......
​(Later, Baldi slaps his ruler off screen)
Baldi336​: OH NO
The Test​: Oh... can help you?
Baldi336​: YES
The Test​: I can help you. But don't touch Baldi. he will slap you
Baldi336​: Okay, Test. see you.
The Test​: Bye Baldi336.
​(Later then, Baldi336 sees Mickey)
Mickey​: Hi ya, pal! You wanna help you?
​(5 notebooks later)
==​​Part 3: All 7 Notebooks==
Baldi​: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUND ALL 7 NOTEBOOKS! NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!! HEH-HEEEEEEEH!
Baldi336​: Aw, crap!
​(Later, Arts & Crafters charges at the player while the screen turns red)
Baldi336​: Wait, what? I need to find 2 more exits!
​(Then, the screen fades to Baldi336 running in Here Town)
Baldi336​: Please, let's find the portal!
​(the cannon blastes Baldi336)
Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"
Baldi​: "I'm coming!"
Baldi​: "SCREAMS"
​(and then, Baldi336 and Baldi is in the portal, it uses mix-up colors)
​(scene shows Baldi336's house)
==​​Part 4: Baldi336's House==
Baldi336​: What is this house?
Baldi​: This is YOUR house, Baldi336, and let's take a tour of it!
Baldi336​: Okay Baldi.
​(After the house tour.....)
Baldi​: Okay, thank you! now i have to go back to my own world.
Baldi336​: Thanks Baldi.
Baldi​: Okay, I'll see you later!
​(Later, Baldi goes back into the portal then the portal disappears)
Baldi336​: Ahhhhh....... Baldi had disappeared.
Baldi336​: But, Freddy has just been not here for months after its last preformance in March 12, 2020.....
Freddy​: Hey guys, wanna do a show?
Kids​: YAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Freddy​: Now let's do the show!
​(flashback disappears from his phone)
Baldi336​: Okay, let's go repair Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
​(the scene fades to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at nighttime)
Baldi336​: Now we're in Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Baldi336​: Now let's go inside.
Baldi336​: WAIT WHAT! CLOSED?
==​​Part 5: Repairing Freddy's==
Baldi336​: Wait? I think about Baldina's Schoolhouse that had Thed! But Is TimTom and Dr. Reflex coming soon?
Baldi336​: Okay, now let's repair the sign.
(the music of the Nintendo Land theme song plays while Baldi336 whistles the Baldi's Basics Main Theme)​
Baldi336​: Come on, Come on!
(Many Minutes Later....)​
Baldi336​: Okay, let's test out the neon sign.
Baldi336​: Hey, manager!
Manager​: Thanks for repairing Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
Baldi336​: Now it's repaired! Now let's go home.
(the scene changes into daytime)​
(many kids go to the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Grand Re-Opening with Freddy, Bonnie, Chicka, and Foxy)​
Man #1​: Okay, it's the grand re-opening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!
(everyone applauds)​
Man #2​: Okay, now let's get some screenshots!
Evil Baldi336​: HAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW IT'S TIME TO GET GIGA BALDI AROUND ON OCTOBER 9!
==​​Part 6: Lake Shore Middle School==
(scene cuts to the Middle School)​
Baldi336​: Wow! That's a great school!
Student #1​: Okay, that's a great school!
Mr. Hancock​: Now, Let's learn!
All Students​: Okay!
(scene fades to the Cafe)​
Baldi336​: Okay, now let's get some lunch!
Student #7​: Me too!
Trash​: Oh, i'm a crazy trash....
(scene fades to dismissal)​
Student #1​: Okay, gotta go!
Mr. Hancock​: Bye Student!
Baldi336​: Come on....
(When Bald336 went home....)​
==​​Part 7: Back Home==
(scene fades into the Living Room)​
Baldi336​: I'm gonna watch some Access Hollywood.
(TV turns on)​
Access Hollywood Man​: Brad wears his beard truly the lights his kids as Yo Gabba Gabba's DJ Lance Rock-
(TV turns into static for 7 seconds then turns off)​
Baldi336​: Okay, Where's my parents?
(his parents appeared)​
Baldi336's Dad​: Hey, it's time for your bedtime, you gotta get some sleep!
Baldi336​: Okay Dad!
Baldi336's Mom​: Goodnight!
Baldi336​: Night Mom & Dad!
(Baldi336 wakes up)​
Baldi336​: HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO GET SLEEP BUT MY EVIL CLONE INTERRUPTED ME!
Evil Baldi336​: HA HA HA HA HA! 8 MORE DAYS THEN I WOULD GET GIGA BALDI AROUND!
==​​Part 8: Meet Baldi336's Friends==
Baldi336​: Hey there, Let's go to the Here Town and meet the new friends, Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!
Beans​: Hi there!
Ms. Pomp​: Hello friend!
Chalkles​: It's so nice to see you!
Johnny​: We are happy that you are here!
Baldi336​: Hello Beans, Ms. Pomp, Chalkles, and Johnny!
Johnny​: Okay, I'm gonna play some Smash Bros. Let's go to Johnny's House and play.
Baldi336​: That's a great idea! Let's go!
(scene fades to Johnny's House)​
Johnny​: The fighters are Me as My Mii, Baldi336 is Ness, Ms. Pomp is Peach, Chalkes is Ice Climbers, and Beans is Sheik.
Johnny​: The stage we are playing on is Venom.
(scene fades to when the match is over)​
Announcer​: Game! 
Johnny​: That was a great game.
Announcer​: Sheik wins!
Johnny​: Now let's turn off the TV.
Baldi336​: Hey, Johnny! You think it was a great game?
Johnny​: Yes!
Beans​: I loved Smash Bros. And i think there's a Baldi in Smash Bros.
Baldi​: WAIT? I'M IN SMASH BROS?
Minecraft Steve​: Me Too!
Mane 6​: WE WANT TO BE IN SMASH BROS! (X5)
Baldi​: Fine. I'll jsut have me and Baldi's friends and Mane 6 in Smash Bros if Nintendo wants to.
==​​Part 9: The Ship==
Baldi336​: What is the ship?
Filename2​: This is King K. Rool's ship.
Baldi336​: What is it mean?
King K. Rool​: HA HA HA! I'M KING K. ROOL! AND I'M GONNA TAKE OVER DONKEY KONG ISLAND!
Baldi336​: Wait What?
(scene cuts to the Blast-O-Matic about to destroy Donkey Kong Island)​
King K. Rool​: LET'S USE THE LASER TO DESTROY IT!
(Blast-O-Matic destroys Donkey Kong Island)​
Filename2​: Let's go before we get caught!
(Blast-O-Matic destroyed the entire Donkey Kong Island)​
King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! AND NOW THAT'S THE END!
(fake credits start rolling as it says 
KREDITS
KODING.........KLAP TRAP
KARACTERS.........KRUSHA
KOLOURING.........KRITTER
KONCEPT.........KLUMP
KOMMANDER.........KING K. ROOL
THE END?
)​
==​​Part 10: Baldi336 leaves Here Town==
Baldi336​: Fake ending?
King K. Rool​: HA HA HA HA HA! YOU THINK IT'S THE END? NO! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!
Baldi336​: Okay. I'm leaving Here Town.
Baldi336​: Come on, let's go to the portal...
(Baldi336 lands into the portal then as he goes back to his house, the portal disappears.​
Baldi336​: Whoa! that was so close! Now I'm gonna look at a newspaper!
(Baldi336 reads the newspaper as it says "Giga Baldi will go around on October 9. Warning! Students of Lake Shore and Here School must run away from Giga Baldi.")​
Baldi336​: WHAT? GIGA BALDI?
Evil Baldi336​: HA HA HA HA HA! I'M GONNA START THE GIGA BALDI THE NEXT DAY!
==​​Part 11: Wario-Man!==
Baldi336​: Let's read the comic named "Wario-Man saves Baldi's Schoolhouse".
Narrator​: One day, Wario-Man sees the destroyed Here School.
Narator​: Then, Wario-Man fixes the sign.
Narrator​: After, Wario-Man has repaired the school.
Narrator​: Then Wario-Man fixed the school, the kids got happy! The End.
Baldi336​: That was a great comi-
Baldi336​: Whoa!
Evil Baldi336​: HE HE HE HA HA HE HE! I'M STARTING THE GIGA BALDI TODAY!
==​​Part 12: Giga Baldi Fight==
(scene cuts to Here School)​
Evil Baldi336​: NOW LET'S GET GIGA BALDI STARTED!
(unpowered Giga Baldi starts to grow)​
(Giga Baldi flashes red gas sign)​
Evil Baldi336​: What? Gas?
Baldi336​: There's gonna be a Giga Baldi around!
(Time Card says: Many Hours Later...)​
(Giga Baldi starts up)​
Giga Baldi​: HA HA HA HA HA! MY NAME IS GIGA BALDI AND I'M GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
Baldi336​: Wait What? Giga Baldi?
Baldi​: Oh noes! I got a Giga Form!
Baldi336​: Don't worry Baldi! I can help you!
(Giga Baldi uses the Mega Laser and starts killing people into skeletons)​
Giga Baldi​: LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO USE THE LASER!
Baldi​: Backup!
Student #12​: Why there a Giga Baldi? You know Baldi is inappropriate for school! and so is South Park!
Filename2​: Oh no. There's a Giga Baldi. Gotta hide.
(Time Card: Many hits later... then after the time card Giga Baldi is a spider)​
Baldi​: Wait? I know Giga Baldi is a spider NOW! BACK UP!
Baldi336​: Hit him.
Baldi​: HEY!
Baldi336​: Oh.. Lift the truck....
Giga Baldi​: HEYYYYYYYYYY!
(After then, Giga Baldi turns his face to red then he roars)​
Baldi​: OH NOES!!!!!!! HE IS GOING TO DESTORY HERE SCHOOL!!!!!!
Giga Baldi​: HE HA HA HA HA HA I'M GONNA STEAL HERE SCHOOL! SO THIS MEANS ALL THE PLACES IS NOW BALDI-RELATED!
(Giga Baldi changes some signs, aka McDonald's becomes McBaldi's and Chuck E. Cheese's becomes Baldi E. Ruler's then the sky turns thunder)​
Ness​: PK THUNDER!!!!!!
Giga Baldi​: NOW WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! I'M ALMOST GONNA DIE!
Kirby​: HIIIIIIIIIIIII!'''
Giga Baldi​: NOW YOU'VE JUST ANNOYED ME!
(The smash ball appears)​
Ness​: PK..... STARSTORM!!!!!!
(raining stars appeared by Ness)​
==​​Part 13: Giga Baldi Goes Crazy and dies==
Baldi336​: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Giga Baldi​: OH............ NO.............
(Giga Baldi falls down then he powered down as defeat)​
Baldi​: We did it guys! We defeated Giga Baldi-
Evil Baldi336​: Oh, so just killed Giga Baldi.... So you'll get killed back.
Baldi336​: OH NO!!!!!!!!!
Evil Baldi336​: You can run, but you can't hide!
Baldi336​: Baldi, get him.
(Baldi shoots Evil Baldi336 then he falls off as defeat)​
Evil Baldi336​: NOOOOOOOOOO I AM DEADDDDDDDDD!
(all of the places go back to normal except Here School the the sky turns back into the blue sky and white clouds)​
==​​Part 14: Here School Destroyed==
Baldi336​: Oh, Here School just got destroyed....
Baldi​: Oh, so that Giga Baldi just destroyed our school.
Principal of the Thing​: Oh no. The school just got destroyed.
Playtime​: Me too.
It's a Bully​: Me three.
Gotta Sweep​: Me four.
1st Prize​: Me five.
Beans​: Me six.
Ms. Pomp​: Me seven.
Chalkles​: Me eight.
Johnny​: Me nine.
Baldi336​: So, we'll just repair Here School!
Baldi336​: Okay, but first, let's sing a song!
(Song: Repairing the School)​
Baldi336​: Let's repair the school
Baldi​: And get new signs!
Playtime​: Play jump rope again!
Beans​: Spit gum again!
Baldi336​: Get new walls!
Principal of the Thing​: And fix the sign in the halls!
Everyone​: We're gonna repair x4
Everyone​: Here School!
Baldi336​: Hooray for Baldi's Basics Team!
==​​Part 15: Here School Repaired==
(Scene fades to the Here School Grand-Reopening on October 11th)​
Baldi​: So, Here School got the grand-reopening after Giga Baldi had destroyed it!
Baldi336​: Okay! Here comes the Baldina's Basis Crew!
Baldina​: Come to my Poem Schoolhouse soon in the Sequel!
Guard​: So You'll just be in part of this school!
Zauchka and other BBIEAL and BBIELG gang​: Okay! and this means, let's take a bow!
(Everyone takes a bow)​
Baldi​: Look! It's Plory and Yoop!
Plory​: Hey Yoop! you'll see some trash in the future!
Yoop​: Plory! You'll look at the trash in the dump during the last Giga Baldi Battle!
Plory​: Thanks for Yoop at this opening.
Baldi​: Thank you, Plory and Yoop.
Yoop​: Thanks Baldi!
Plory​: And me too. Hey! Snargg isn't here!
Chalkles​: I can be in the chalk again!
Beans​: And I can spit gum again too!
==​​Part 16: Epilogue==
Baldi​: So, Baldi336, you'll be going?
Baldi336​: okay, Baldi. I'm gonna go in a moment.
(Baldi336 then leaves)​
Baldi​: Wait what? You can't go without a car!
Baldi336​: Okay, so here's my car and let's get gas.
(Baldi336 fills gas at his car)​
Baldi​: You need to go, Baldi336!
Everyone​: AWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Baldi​: We gotta say goodbye first!
Baldi336​: How do I get OUT of here?
Baldi​: Head straight down the road, and you fly ahead, then you go back home!
Baldi336​: Okay Baldi. I gotta get going.
(Song: Goodbye "Alternative Movie Version")​
CHORUS
Everyone​: Goodbye x8
Baldi​: Goodbye, see you later. I had fun.
Baldi336​: Bye Baldi. I had fun beating Giga Baldi.
Beans​: Goodbye, see you later. We had much fun.
Baldi336​: Keep spitting your beans, Beans.
Beans​: Okay, Baldi336, you'll go in a moment.
CHORUS
Baldi336​: I'll see you soon Baldi!
Baldi​: And I hope you'll see you soon too!
Baldi336​: GOODBYE!!!!!!!!
(After the song ended, Baldi336 flies around then he goes back into the portal, and when he is in the portal, the portal disappears)​
Baldi336​: Whoa, Where are we? Oh! Let's go to the Lab!
(Scene fades into the Lab)​
Baldi336​: What is this lab?
(Then, a Monsters, Inc. Door which is a Class Door from Here School)​
Baldi336​: Whoa, your evil clone! You're back? Well, you're kicked out of here!
Evil Baldi336​: No No No No No... Please No... No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(After then, the doors shuts off after he went into the door)​
Baldi336​: When will Giga Baldi look like after defeated?
(Scene cuts into Giga Baldi being destroyed then the scene pans into McDonald's)​
Baldi336​: And then, So that conclude the movie, that was fun that Giga Baldi was defeated!
Baldi​: And me too! So this mean-
Baldi clones​: SLAP IT UP! X17
Baldi​: AHHHHH! YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?
Baldi336​: Slap them.
(Baldi slaps all of the Baldi clones)​
Narrator​: And so, Baldi has defeated all of the Baldi clones. And they lived happily ever after.
(The scene pans back into Earth)​
==​​Part 17: End Credits==
See page: Baldi336: The Movie/Credits
==​​Part 18: Where is Arthur?/Neon School==
Baldi336​: Whoa? What is THIS dark house?
Arthur​: HEY!
Baldi336​: "SCREAMS"
Baldi336​: Oh my god. that was scary.
(The scene changes into Here School with neon lights)
Baldi336​: Here School WITH neon lights? Oh, that's cool.
Baldi​: Oh, hi! That's the neon school! Come on in if you want cause it's a party!
Baldi336​: A PARTY? Let's go!
(Baldi336 comes with Baldi to the party then after the yellow door closes, the scene cuts to black)
(When the screen cuts to black, the text reads while it fades: Baldi336 will return in Baldi336: The Movie 2: Baldina's Adventure after a few seconds, Coming Soon fades in then after 8 seconds the text fades out then the Closing Logos are shown on screen)
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