Blame Edgewater

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"Blame Edgewater" is a song from Power Rangers Rail Charge Returns: The Wedding Prom. It is sung by Edna Nolan, the Bible Camp faculty and campers, on their crusade againsting the LGBTQs in Edgewater, Indiana.
== Lyrics ==
:[Edna Nolan]
::Times have changed
::Our kids are getting worse
::They won't obey their parents
::They just want to be gay like everyone else
:[Bible Camp staff member #1]
::Should we blame the government?
:[Bible Camp staff member #2]
::Or blame society?
:[Atticius Greene and Alexander Greene]
::Or should we blame the images on Instagram?
:[Edna Nolan]
::No! Blame Edgewater!
:[Bible Camp facility members and campers]
::Blame Edgewater!
:[Edna Nolan]
::With all their horrid gay people
::And gay positive icons, so full of lies
:[All]
::Blame Edgewater!
::Blame Edgewater!
:[Edna Nolan]
::We need to form a full assault
:[All]
::It's Edgewater's fault!
:[Daniel "Dan" Shield]
::Don't blame me
::For my friend, Ethan
::He used to date Emma
::And now, she's a lesbian
:[Edna Nolan]
::And my daughter, Emma once, who used to be straight
::And now that I see her she's now a lesbian
::Well, blame Edgewater!
:[All]
::Blame Edgewater!
:[Edna Nolan]
::It seems that everything's gone wrong
::Since Edgewater came along
:[All]
::Blame Edgewater!
::Blame Edgewater!
:[Shirt Maker]
::They're not even a real small town anyway
:[Ethan Boomer]
::I used to date Emma, so very true
::Instead she came out as a lesbo
:[Bible Camp facility members and campers]
::Should we blame the lesbian girl?
::Should we blame Ms. Dee Dee Allen?
::Or the James Madison High School who allows homosexuals to the school?
:Edna Nolan: Heck, no!
:[All]
::Blame Edgewater!
::Blame Edgewater!
:[Edna Nolan]
::With all their school's football hullabaloo
:[Bible Camp staff member #3]
::And that witch Ashley Greene, too
:[All]
::Blame Edgewater!
::Shame on Edgewater!
::For...
::The smut we must stop
::The trash we must smash
::The gay pride rallies must all be undone
::We must blame them and cause a fuss
::Before somebody thinks of blaming us!!
== Trivia ==
* The song is parodied to "Blame Canada" from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.
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