IPhone 15

The iPhone 15 is supposedly a new iPhone and the first different one since 2020 but that is a big ol’ lie in most cases. I mean they decided to rid the device of the iPhone port (WHAT???) (actually Europe forced them to) and now it’s any other phone in the modern UnWorld. Not unique. Every phone has USB-C now. The battery life is still poop, the screen can still crack if you put it in your pockets too hard and USB-C is significantly less durable than apple port when trying to clean it out. 
Then there’s the iPhone 15 Pro and Pro Max, supposedly it’s more durable because of titanium but no. They got rid of the mute switch so your phone will never shut up with notifications and it overheats, did we forget to tell you that? It’s basically the next Samsung Galaxy Note 7 but without the explosions because it burnt someone’s finger and needs a freezer to even use it to scroll on TikTok. And yeah, it’s actually pretty easily breakable. More so than last year’s iPhone which is basically identical aside from the generic charging port. Who would have thought that putting a laptop processor in a phone would be a good idea! Absolutely nobody after the Note 7 fiasco but that was because the battery was too big which was perfect for Samsung to issue an OtA update to turn them into weapons. Apple couldn't do it even if they wanted to because they'd go bankrupt! I’m surprised they haven’t been sued into oblivion after people found out that Samsung phones are way better because they have pirated apps and customisable icons!
On the plus side though, the Pro models do have actual console and PC shames (yes, not a mobile port but the real thing) that are supposedly “free” but charge a premium for the full shame with all features. They also allow Apple to monitor their screen time, how long they stay awake and how often they play Anger Burbs.
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