Children of the Mace - Archive

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EBEEFF 13 'Arial Black', Gadget, sans-serif 90 /elements/backgrounds/themes/water.jpgStarflash entered for the first time 17:37 UTC
Starflash: ((your last entry and the first one ;P)) 17:54 UTC
Starflash: The harsh winter wind pierced through fur. I remember that from birth, and I do not know why. That day in the winter, my sister and I were born. Not even a season old then, and we shivered. Today marks the start of winter, and the penetrating winds have returned. I do not feel it. And that's how this story begins. Down at the Mess next to my sister. Our father arrives late as peep at him through the corners of our eyes. 17:55 UTC
Starflash: ((Komet "Mornin'." 17:55 UTC
Starflash: ((what the who)) 17:55 UTC
Son of Doom entered for the first time  18:22 UTC
Son of Doom: Greetings. 18:22 UTC
Son of Doom: The old badger sat down at his chair, grumbling under his breath about something or other. 18:23 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas) joined the chat 7 seconds ago 18:23 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((oml)) 18:24 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Am i late?)) 18:24 UTC
Son of Doom: Yeah Ox? 18:24 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Oh hi)) 18:24 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((WE'RE ALL HERE)) 18:25 UTC
Son of Doom: Is the "y" word a bad word? 18:25 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): (("y" word? let me check the filter...)) 18:25 UTC
Son of Doom: Take the r out of your 18:25 UTC
Son of Doom: ☭ 18:26 UTC
Son of Doom: Straight outta Moscow 18:26 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Off topics go into double parentheses. OCD kickin' in)) 18:27 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Oh. Straight outta Moscow; commie lyfe)) 18:27 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Commie VS Commie ; China VS Russia)) 18:28 UTC
Son of Doom: ((More like Snow vs Russia; Comrade Sam wants Y** for the Red Army!)) 18:29 UTC
Son of Doom: Y O U 18:29 UTC
Son of Doom: Phew 18:29 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((It should be fixed now.)) 18:29 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Oops)) 18:29 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((You)) 18:29 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Ayy Yooooooooouuu)) 18:30 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((It's because I put in a phrase, and spaced it out with "you". Lol there was no need to.)) 18:30 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Son of a dukk)) 18:30 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): ((Snow, can I ask why you are "Son of Doom" if you're Sunstripe?)) 18:31 UTC
Son of Doom: ((That's what I say)) 18:31 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): (( Orly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Le Lenny says otherwise)) 18:32 UTC
Son of Doom: (('Cos I took advantage of the moment; Red Lyfe)) 18:32 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Cold Shoulder 2: (Spam) Attack of the Commies; ☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭ ☭☭☭☭☭☭)) 18:33 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas): Mornin'. 18:33 UTC
Son of Doom: It's afternoon. 18:34 UTC
Komet (Ox/Thomas) changed name to Komet 18:34 UTC
Son of Doom: ((Oops)) 18:34 UTC
Komet: ((oml gg no re)) 18:34 UTC
Komet: ((im slowly clapping behind my computer)) 18:34 UTC
Komet: ((oml my deviantart is depressing with only 5 visits a day)) 18:35 UTC
Son of Doom changed name to χιόνι 18:35 UTC
χιόνι: I'm here. 18:36 UTC
χιόνι: ((oops)) 18:36 UTC
Komet: ((Mein gott! Your'e not XI o-with-accent V I! You're Sunstripe!)) 18:36 UTC
χιόνι: ((What happened to the Sue?)) 18:36 UTC
χιόνι: ((It 18:37 UTC
χιόνι: s Cheyoni)) 18:37 UTC
Komet: ((... i go onto Twitter to only see "Mc Chicken trending)) 18:37 UTC
χιόνι: ((I screwed that up)) 18:37 UTC
Komet: ((Some guy attempted to make love with a chicken sandwhich apparently >​_>​)) 18:37 UTC
χιόνι: ((Mein Fuhrer)) 18:38 UTC
χιόνι: ((I can walk)) 18:38 UTC
Komet: ((JFC)) 18:38 UTC
Komet: ((IM KILLING MYSELF GOODBYE)) 18:39 UTC
χιόνι: ((Nooooooo hes not ready)) 18:39 UTC
Komet: ((LEGIT THERE IS A VIDEO OF THE GUY DOING THE "MCCHICKEN INCIDENT)) 18:39 UTC
Komet: ((THANKS TWITTER FOR NOT MARKING THAT AS MATURE)) 18:39 UTC
Komet: ((>​->​ i have my settings set to "no mature" for a reason)) 18:39 UTC
χιόνι: ((I thought you could handle the McLove)) 18:40 UTC
Komet: ((NO STOP PLEASE)) 18:40 UTC
χιόνι: ((Apparently not; I didn't order mayonnaise on this)) 18:40 UTC
Komet: ((whyyyyyyyy :c)) 18:41 UTC
χιόνι: ((Brings a whole new meaning to "I'm lovin' it")) 18:42 UTC
χιόνι: (('Kay I'm sorry it had to be done)) 18:42 UTC
Komet: ((no, it didn't >​->​) 18:42 UTC
χιόνι: ((Looks like someone needs a hug)) 18:42 UTC
χιόνι: ((Somebody get that kid a sandwhich)) 18:42 UTC
χιόνι: ((*hugs* <-<) 18:43 UTC
Komet: ((shush)) 18:43 UTC
χιόνι: ((Kay)) 18:43 UTC
χιόνι: ((Back to the rp)) 18:43 UTC
χιόνι: ((Great job man you scared him away)) 18:44 UTC
χιόνι: ((Nooooooo plzzzzzz come backkkkk))) 18:45 UTC
Komet: ((...)) 18:45 UTC
χιόνι: ((Wut)) 18:45 UTC
Komet: ((im never eating at mcdonalds again)) 18:45 UTC
χιόνι: ((Badubababaaaah I'm lovin' it)) 18:46 UTC
Komet: ((You're all about it.)) 18:47 UTC
χιόνι: ((Heather's gone now; we scared her away)) 18:47 UTC
Komet: ((She's been gone.)) 18:47 UTC
χιόνι: ((Should I stay or should I go)) 18:47 UTC
χιόνι: ((This is cool)) 18:48 UTC
Komet: ((eh)) *Komet throws a pebble he collected under the table at his father's footpaw* 18:48 UTC
χιόνι: ((That could have been a sentence)) ((Sunstripe wonders where his son got the pebble)) ((He also remembers what an asterisk is)) Sunstripe just shrugs it off. 18:49 UTC
Komet: ((Woah we got different RP mechanics going on at one lol.)) He tosses another one. 18:51 UTC
χιόνι: ((Sunstripe feels like wringing his son's neck)) ((Sunstripe is just kidding)) Sunstripe's eyebrow raises, watching his son throw pebbles. 18:53 UTC
χιόνι: ((Hold enter for full strobelight effect)) 18:53 UTC
Komet: He stops with a feeling of eyes burning into him. When it's clear, he slips another one into his palm and throws it under the table at a hare walking by 18:55 UTC
χιόνι: The badger chuckles, his midriff heaving. 18:57 UTC
χιόνι: ((McLove I'm sorry)) 18:57 UTC
Komet: ((I made a photoshop for the McChicken Incident and now my deviantart is blowing up)) 18:59 UTC
χιόνι changed name to ⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾 19:01 UTC
Komet: Komet whistles and twitches his nose to his sister to indicate something, but she gives him a solemn look, denying him 19:01 UTC
⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾: ((Chrome doesn't exist yet, so he can't share the McChicken Incident to the world)) 19:01 UTC
Komet: ((oml i just got 2 llama badges for my photoshop)) 19:02 UTC
Komet: ((one was from a senior member *squeals)) 19:02 UTC
Komet: He stares at his father with no intent but to just stare. 19:05 UTC
⁋𝑰𝑳𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑾 changed name to ⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖 19:05 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Do you like my new name?)) 19:06 UTC
Komet: ((oml please just be Sunstripe qq)) 19:07 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Nah)) He stares back, grinning slightly. 19:08 UTC
Komet: His mouth curls into a grin also, as if it was contagious. 19:09 UTC
Starflash: ((I'm back what the Thor have you guys been doing XD)) 19:10 UTC
Komet: ((don't go back and see)) 19:11 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((McLove)) 19:12 UTC
Starflash: ((waitwaitwait you guys are throwing pebbles at each other?!?! XD that's so mature guys ;P )) 19:12 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((It must be done)) 19:12 UTC
Komet: ((no, I am)) 19:12 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I'm being an adult)) 19:12 UTC
Komet: ((come on Starflash, throw a pebble at father's footpaw, also!)) 19:13 UTC
Starflash: (kicks a pebble at Komet's leg) 19:13 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Komet's your father? The plot thickens)) 19:13 UTC
Komet: ((oml plz no)) 19:14 UTC
Starflash: ((lol he was the nearest person XP)) 19:14 UTC
Komet: ((i was only 0 seasons old when the incident happened?)) 19:14 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Handsome redneck dies at 19, grandchildren present at funeral)) 19:14 UTC
Starflash: I finally start to get into it and throw a pebble at Sunstripe 19:15 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((His sister is his daughter, grandpappy don't know how that works)) 19:15 UTC
Starflash: ((what the Thor >​_<) 19:16 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((If you try to ask me, I'll know you're one o' them jerks...)) 19:16 UTC
Komet: Another pebble is slung, but this misses Sunstripe and hits a hare on the leg 19:16 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Who smashes my lunchbox on the wall, eats my sandwhich, that's not all)) 19:17 UTC
Komet: ((He's gotten very immature since I've brought up the McChicken Incident)) 19:17 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Immature?! *permabans on BRoS*)) 19:18 UTC
Komet: ((eh it will wear off, im sure.)) 19:18 UTC
Komet: ((besides, i don't think we are really mature anyways)) 19:18 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((but the ban never will)) 19:19 UTC
Komet: (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:19 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Curse you lenny)) 19:19 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Heather, my maidservant, go make a page on the BRoS and put all this junk on it; we need to preserve the moment)) 19:20 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I'd ask Ox, but he's banned)) 19:20 UTC
Komet: ((But this will preserve the moment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:20 UTC
Starflash: ((excuse me. *puts axe edge to Snow's throat* I am not your maidservant. But... I will consider doing it if you say the magic word. *waits* )) 19:21 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Fine. Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz Plz plz plz plz plz *windows 7 has crashed)) 19:22 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Please)) 19:23 UTC
Komet: ((Blue screen. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ )) 19:23 UTC
Starflash: ((*takes axe away* Alright. You're welcome  )) 19:23 UTC
Starflash: ((wha should i call it...)) 19:23 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uM... 19:24 UTC
Komet: ((used to have a Windows XP computer. god was it amazing until it randomly died)) 19:24 UTC
Starflash: ((what should i title the page??)) 19:25 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Children of the Mace - Archive)) 19:25 UTC
Starflash: ((or Immature Badgers of Salamandastron jk)) 
{|	⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((McLovin' It - Archive)) 19:27 UTC
Komet: ((stop before i forcefully make you eat that sandwich he used for his disgusting act)) 19:27 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sandwhich-stuffing.exe​ has crashed)) 19:28 UTC
Starflash: ((dang well i'm gonna have to get off soon DX)) 19:28 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqztd7uM... 19:28 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((To what?)) Aug 28
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Is that a smile or frown)) 19:28 UTC
Komet: ((nobody is safe anymore from INDENT-SIGN I L C R O-WITH-TWO-DOTS W)) 19:29 UTC
Komet: "Hi Starflash, I was thinkin' of pesterin' the ol' windbag to go outside!" 19:30 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Not even Eru Herself can save you. Well, maybe She can, I don't know. Never tried to anger Her myself.)) Aug 28
Starflash: ((at first i thought it said Fru Fru rofl XP)) 19:31 UTC
Starflash: "Sure!" 19:32 UTC
Komet: He turns to his father "Father, can we go outside? Maybe out of this mountain~? Please~?! 19:32 UTC
Starflash: "Please???" 19:32 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sunstripe is still all Gary Stu-ish about his children's late mother, so he declines; jk)) "Can't you keep yourselves entertained on the cobbler lawns?" 19:34 UTC
Komet: "No..." 19:35 UTC
Starflash: "No.... it's boring. I want to go outside...." 19:35 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: The Badger Lord sighed. "Fine. Ardoc, go with them." he said, calling to a haremaid in a red cloak. 19:36 UTC
Komet: "Ugh... Why does see has to go?" 19:36 UTC
Komet: ((*she)) 19:37 UTC
Starflash: "Yes!!!" she added in a whisper to her brother, "I'm sure we can lose Ardoc..." 19:37 UTC
Komet: ((OMG FAZE RAIN MADE A MCCHICKEN PARODY)) 19:37 UTC
Starflash: she looks at Sunstripe to make sure he didn't hear 19:38 UTC
Komet: ((WHY DID HE ADD LENNY TO IT)) 19:38 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Sunstripe finds a striking similarity in this scene and a scene from The Lion King, but shrugs it off)) "Because you need a guide and a guard. You're nobility. High-quality targets to assasination." 19:38 UTC
Komet: "I thought otherbeasts didn't know I existed for all this time." 19:38 UTC
Komet: "Whoops, I was wrong!" 19:38 UTC
Starflash: she rolled her eyes. "I know how to defend myself. I have my fists and I'm very good at boxing, you know." Aug 28
Komet: ((He's offline)) 19:39 UTC
Komet: ((Welp I better get hoppin' also and get ready for the party. qq)) 19:40 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: "They don't. But now that you're going outside, they do." 19:40 UTC
Starflash: ((what party?)) "We won't let anyone see us, and anyway, who would be out there?" 19:40 UTC
Komet: ((oh he's back. my grandpa's birthday)). 19:41 UTC
Starflash: She started toward the exit. "Come on." 19:41 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Rainbow party; if you catch me drift ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )) 19:41 UTC
Komet: "I'm sure we'll be fine, I guaratee." ((don't scream LGBT in my face)) 19:42 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((That wasn't called for. Somebody kill it with fire.)) 19:42 UTC
Starflash: ((cool. Have fun ;D I have to go too.  )) 19:42 UTC
Komet: ((welp gtg)) 19:42 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((DELETE IT BEFORE YOU GOOOOOOOOO!!!)) 19:42 UTC
Starflash: ((cya o/ )) 19:42 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOOOOO))) 19:43 UTC
Starflash: ((somebody update the archive page cause if i stay on any longer mom is gonna get upset)) 19:43 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((IT"S STILL THEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEE​EEEEEE)) 19:43 UTC
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((I don't know how)) 19:43 UTC
Starflash: (( whateves i'll do it really quick)) 
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((NOOOOOO OOOXX NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO))19:44
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((FRIGGIN' RACDROPSSSSS (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ))19:46
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: ((Heather, you're not a princess, you're a Marquess))19:47
⁋𝐈𝐋𝐂𝐑Ö𝐖: (( (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ ))
⁋: Roleplay has been declared dead. Anyone who disagrees will be towed.  
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