Kitirra

Kitirra Velex. Known to his friends (which usually means everyone except a select few who have become his nemesis) as simply "Kitty". Kitty is famous for many things, including his hair, his job and a handful of other curious hobbies/obsessions he enjoys.
==Background and Appearance==
Kitirra was born in Silvermoon, with both of his parents still living in the Bazaar. His father is a somewhat successful tailor, who still runs the tailoring shop in the Bazaar area of Silvermoon. His mother supports the business, modelling the clothes his father makes.
His most distinguishing feature is his amazing hair. He is very protective of his hair and only Sheridan is allowed to stroke it.
==Jobs==
Kitty has quite a few jobs.
===Image Consultant===
His first and main job is being Silvermoon's premier image consultant. This job involves helping the elves of Silvermoon look their best and includes consultations on and alterations to hair, skin and fashion. Some others have recently tried to push into the fashion and beauty industry, however Kitty remains the original and best. Bookings can be made by mail or in person.
===Bloodknight===
Kitty also spent a short while as a special bloodknight. Recruited by Mistress Aythena (as he liked to call her), he went on patrols and pursued the notorious pink bandit, criminal mastermind of Silvermoon. Although he never caught the pink bandit, he likes to think he made a difference. He lost interest in being a special bloodknight a few months after starting.
===Apprentice Mage===
After seeing an advertisement for magic lessons put up by *Edanna, Kitty rushed to sign up. Of course, the magic group isn't really giving magic lessons, and Kitty finds himself in way over his head most meetings. He does however, think that being a part of the magic group entitles himself to the title "Apprentice Mage"
===Music Producer===
Seeing a gap in the market for a well organised music group, Kitty founded *Murder Row Records. Based in Murder Row, the music group helps discover new musical talent from the streets of Silvermoon and offers lucrative contracts to otherwise poor losers. Kitty has found the music business slow, but he is sure the market will explode into growth sometime soon.
==Likes==
Kitty likes many things. He finds it hard to list his likes in order of importance, so an unordered list would involve:
===Lions===
Lions are Kitty's most favourite animal. His lifelong ambition is to actually be a lion, but until he figures out how to become one he is content with the promise of a lion's tail made from copper which Watrus is making him.
===Sheridan===
Sheridan, or just "Sheri", is Kitty's ex-fiance/girlfriend. Kitty likes Sheridan as much as lions, which is pretty high accolade on the Kitty scale. Sheri is a very clever mage, and always knows the answer to everything Kitty asks. She is also very hot.
===Draenic Vodka===
Kitty's favourite drink is Draenic Vodka. He likes it straight, no ice, but a slice of lime is essential. He gets very upset if someone makes him a vodka without the slice of lime.
===Wrestling Tauren===
To keep fit and strong, Kitty enjoys wrestling tauren. He doesn't win much, but he is learning various techniques, such as climbing onto their heads. They hate that.
===The name Boris===
Noone is sure why, but Kitty is obsessed with the name Boris. Perhaps there is a reason, but noone has yet discovered it.
==Dislikes==
Kitty doesn't dislike much, and will try anything twice. He is however scared of spiders, snakes and fireworks.
==Friends==
Kitty has lots of friends and likes making new ones. Some, but not all include:
*Watrus His best friend.
*Firin Firoon to Kitty. Firoon is his best man friend.
*Cistel Funny mage, annoyed Brian once.
*Brian Clever mage, Kitty doesn't know what hes talking about most of the time but he seems fun.
*Everset Is actually a tree, but makes a wonderful pillow.
*Illdarin Used to go out with Watrus, Kitty just likes calling him EEL!
*Elvandriel Elvy the Elfy. She likes girls.
*Aythena Bloodwraith Made Kitty a special bloodknight. He likes to call her mistress, even though she hates that title.
*Kittiera Elanessë Might be Kitty's sister, they certainly have suspiciously similar names. Who knows?
*Keihran Likes to hug
*Lamont AKA Lamoo
*Linill Is nice to Kitty
*Sylderia Goes out with Firoon
*Teyah Crazy event girl
*Wauda Better known as Sheila. She is very polite.
*Zero Used to hate him because he was blatently sleeping around when meant to be with Aythena, but they're alright now.
==Nemeses==
Although Kitty is very friendly, he has gained a handful of nemeses.
*Khazard (A close friend of Sheridan's) Is always trying to kill Kitty, but puts on a very innocent act when Sheri is around. Frightens Kitty.
*Sundancer Kitty has forgot how he became a nemesis, but all thats important is that he is! Sundancer is the enemy of Kitty. Keeps trying to seduce Sheridan though she refused.
==The Kitty Song==
I am a kitty, hear me meow,
I am a kitty, on the prowl.
you pretend not to care,
that i've got cute hair,
but kitty knows you doo!
I am a kitty, hear me roar,
I am a kitty, stroke me more,
mew mew mew,
i'll stab you,
because i'm secretly a rogue!
==TV Trope==
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrainlessBeauty
Category:Characters
Category:Blood Elf
Category:Horde
Category:Rogue
Category:Male