Hal Jordan Vs Finn the Human

Hal Jordan vs Finn the Human is the installement of Superthingsoncups , when Matthew Thomas was 10 years old. Written and edited by Matthew Thomas. 
== Cast ==
Hal Jordan as Matthew Thomas
Finn the Human as Matthew Thomas
== Lyrics ==
=== Hal Jordan: ===
Look what we have here, a 13 year old boy!
You think that you can beat me? You cannot even enjoy!
I'm the type of guy who can steal anybody's woman,
So I'm going to steal the princess. Excuse me, come again?
I'm the Green Lantern dork! You can eat a fork!
I'm going to cook your pug so I can make pork!
You wanna get a girl? Join eHarmony!
All you can do is join Sinestro's Army!
=== Finn the Human: ===
What time is it? Adventure Time!
If you took the ring you're going to get a bad crime!
This is just a joke, so you make me laugh!
I have a dog that can turn into an axe so I can cut you in half!
Haha i'm just kidding, I just want to be your friend!
But if you don't accept, this is going to be the end, 
Of the Green Lantern, i'm just saying
But seriously, I'm going to turn adventure into slaying!
=== Hal Jordan: ===
What are you talking about young Carl Fregrenson?
Everytime you do math, it's always negative!
In the brightest day, in the blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight,
Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power... Green Lantern's light!
You think you get 2 girls? 1 is 18, 1 is 1000
You need to get a girl who's age is 13 or less in England!
Wait, you want a girl who's exaculy like you?
Okay I'll get a girl for you named Fionna dude
I see you have a game console called "The BMO"
Why don't you take the hat off you stupid freaking emo!
I'll go to planet Oa to get the guardians
And kick your ass out of town and into Narnia!
You always go to the candy kingdom what are you? A candy theif?
Go play some hard core games like Halo with Master Cheif! 
=== Finn the Human: ===
Calm down man it's just an epic rap battle
You gotta take a vacation I prefer Seattle
Have you ever heard that I ate a small computer
While you were flying pilots, you should've got a tutor
I'm not a candy theif, I just like the bubblegum princess
Every princess likes me but you have one that's not perfect!
When I was in the pilot my name was Pen the human
But in the season 3 finale my tree house was burning
Gonna pause for a second...
I just have to say go burn in hell on an island
Also I'm going to cut you in half now!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY