Heavy Weapons Guy

Heavy Weapons Guy (also known as Heavy) is a Russian guy who loves to kill people. He also likes eating food which he finds very tasty.
==Biography ==
Heavy was born in Soviet Russia where he was a little dumb because he didn't receive good education. Heavy failed exams and had to join the Red Army. He became a first-class soldier very fast. There he met some professional fighters like Zangief and Soda Popinski who taught him some useful tricks.
Later he moved to America to kill capitalists. That was a bad idea so he started to work as professional assassin. Heavy was hired by RED and BLU at the same time so he receives double the money.
== Skills==
Heavy has some professional skills in using machine guns. Some of them are ridiculously heavy; he had to do weight training just to be able to handle them properly.
Heavy is also a very good fighter. He prefers boxing as a fighting style but sometimes uses wrestling moves. He was even cloned by Soda Popinski to create pretty strong boxer Sandvich Nominski. Heavy is one of those guys with ability to respawn but he doesn't know about this. Every time Heavy dies, he wakes up in his bed and thinks that it was just a bad dream. Regarding what his day job is, he unwittingly goes out to only die again most of the time.
==Trivia== 
*Heavy loves eating. He made the Sandvich so that he could eat that too, a special sandwich which can't be eaten by anybody else, or else they will DIE.
*Heavy is married to the Medic.
*He can stop time if he drinks BONK!.
*He has his own show called Moments with Heavy.
*Skips once was the only Heavy to not be Russian.
*Heavy is a horrible singer, mouthing his opera (see Exhibit B).
*Heavy's best friend is Uzi Doorman.
*His most notable death was in 2019 when the Engineer shot him.
File:Xkywx.jpg|Sandvich saves the day always.
File:Heavy Sings The Soviet Anthem|See!?
File:Sniper goes to an Opera|Skip to 2:35 to see Heavy's part.
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