The Snyphurr Saga Reborn

The Snyphurr Saga Reborn is a reimagining of the lost video series The Snyphurr Saga.
==Plot overview==
===Snyphurr 0===
A BLU Sniper wakes up inside of a strange machine, guarded by a Pyro. It is revealed that Doc Jarate is the mastermind behind this contraption, and uses it to transform the Sniper into Snyphurr. Doc Jarate tests Snyphurr on the Pyro, who promptly turns into stone. Suddenly, The Bugler snatches the bugle made to control Snyphurr. With Snyphurr now under The Bugler’s control, they flee.
===Snyphurr===
A RED Scout flees from the BLU base in 2fort, carrying the intelligence. He is suddenly blocked by The Bugler, who jumps down in front of him. Thinking quickly, the RED Scout throws the intelligence across the lake and challenges The Bugler. The Bugler refuses, instead shooting a rope out of his mouth, going into the sky. It returns with the bugle attached, which he uses to summon Snyphurr.  The Scout screams as Snyphurr taunts him, who later reveals his deformed head and petrifies the Scout. The Bugler, surprised by this ability, compliments Snyphurr.
===Snyphurr 2===
A drunk RED Demoman walks out of RED base and falls down the ramp. He notices the intelligence and seems to be about to bring it back to base when he notices The Bugler and Snyphurr, who are having a conversation. The Demoman makes himself known to them. Snyphurr asks The Bugler if he should petrify him, but The Bugler says to wait. The Demoman asks The Bugler if he made the Scout statue behind him, which he replies that he did. The Demoman then asks if he could be made a statue, to which The Bugler agrees to. Later, the Demoman is seen posing, which Snyphurr quickly turns into a statue. The Bugler and Snyphurr laugh at their prank.
===Snyphurr 3===
A RED Heavy and Medic walk through their base, discussing what they should get for lunch. They stop after noticing the scene outside. They quickly get their weapons ready and challenge Snyphurr and The Bugler. The Heavy revs up his minigun and the Medic tries to activate his medigun, but the lever is jammed. Snyphurr gets in front of The Bugler and summons a flaming sword, deflecting the minigun bullets. One of them hits the Heavy and he drops his gun. He looks at the two petrified mercs and realizes what happened to them. He tells the Medic to run, but the Medic is too scared and confused to do anything. He covers his eyes as the Heavy is promptly petrified by Snyphurr. The Medic lets down his hands and sees what has happened. He screams.
===Snyphurr 4===
A helmetless RED Engineer and RED Soldier are sitting in their spawnroom. A RED Spy teleports in and asks what the issue is. The helmetless Engineer and Soldier explain that there’s a Vagineer and “a monster” outside. None of them know what to do, but a RED Engineer speaks up from the other side of the room, calling them cowards, and leaves to combat the monster.
The RED Engineer constructs a Sentry Gun on the sniper deck and waits. The petrified Medic is thrown onto the sniper deck, shocking the Engineer. He gets closer to the statue to observe it, which gives The Bugler an opportunity to use his limb grappling hook ability to pull him to the ground and slam him into the fence. The Engineer looks up and sees Snyphurr, understanding what the mercs at the spawnroom meant when they said “monster”. The Engineer taunts The Bugler, causing him to jump at the Engineer, who quickly pulls out his wrench and smacks The Bugler. After a brief fight, the Engineer is overpowered and vagified by The Bugler, turning into Sphai's Summoner. The Bugler tries to form an alliance with Sphai’s Summoner, but Sphai’s Summoner rejects the offer and sprouts a bugle from his anus, summoning Sphai. The Snyphurr flies up to where Sphai is, against The Bugler’s wishes.
Back in the RED spawnroom, they are still thinking of a way to stop Snyphurr and The Bugler. Weaselcake suddenly teleports in, saying that he can help them.
===Snyphurr 5===
Snyphurr and Sphai size each other up as the two Vagineers watch. Sphai hits a nerve with his remarks, causing Snyphurr to attack him. After a short scuffle, Sphai uses his gravity ability to pull the Sentry Gun that Sphai’s Summoner built to him, and fires it as a projectile at Snyphurr. Snyphurr is knocked unconscious and Sphai’s Summoner punches The Bugler, knocking him down. Sphai uses his physics ability to pick up The Bugler and then deflates him with his deflation stare. Sphai’s Summoner looks down at the bugle, but before he can get to it, a flying needle jabs him along with Sphai. They are both turned back to their original forms. They look to see who could have caused this and see that it was Doc Jarate, there to reclaim the bugle for himself. Weaselcake teleports in to protect the Engineer and Spy.
===Snyphurr 6===
The RED Spy screams and runs into the lake, swimming away. Weaselcake tells the RED Engineer that he should run, which he does. Weaselcake uses his gravity ability to take away Doc Jarate’s crossbow and to pull him into the outdoors. Weaselcake asks what Snyphurr is, and Doc Jarate tells Weaselcake to put him down so he could show him. Weaselcake does so, and Doc Jarate picks up the bugle, taking control of Snyphurr. He awakens, startling Weaselcake. Weaselcake teleports upward, luring Snyphurr.
Snyphurr flies up high and looks around, trying to find Weaselcake, who uses his tongue ability to electrocute Snyphurr. After a quick match with Weaselcake showcasing some of his abilities, Weaselcake discovers that he can rapidly turn his head to cause explosions on Snyphurr, who quickly retreats back to ground level.
Weaselcake teleports to Snyphurr’s location and Snyphurr prepares his stone gaze attack. Weaselcake, expecting something serious, uses his reflect ability, which petrifies Snyphurr instead of him. Weaselcake inspects the fallen monster, but he is shot with one of Doc Jarate’s needles, which disables his powers. He falls to the ground, unable to move due to his broken legs. Doc Jarate confronts Weaselcake, letting him know how much he hates him. He also discloses to Weaselcake that Snyphurr is his brother.
===Snyphurr 7===
Doc Jarate commands Snyphurr to get up. He unpetrifies himself and faces Weaselcake. Weaselcake tries to confront Snyphurr, but he won’t listen, so Weaselcake instead gives the signal to the RED mercenaries to execute their plan. The RED Soldier rocket jumps onto the bridge, distracting Doc Jarate as the RED Spy shoots him and throws a sapper onto the bugle, disabling Snyphurr momentarily. Doc Jarate pushes a button on his crossbow and shoots the Spy, turning him into a Jaradroid. Jaradroid quickly dispatches the Soldier and goes to Doc Jarate’s side. Doc Jarate explains to Weaselcake what Jaradroid is, and that he can turn anyone into one, even Weaselcake. Before Doc Jarate can shoot Weaselcake, the RED Engineer calls out to them. The helmetless Engineer is shocked as Doc Jarate orders the Jaradroid to attack the RED Engineer. The RED Engineer leads the Jaradroid into BLU base, but the android eventually catches up to him.  The helmetless Engineer uses the opportunity to shoot Weaselcake with an Australium powered bolt, giving him back his powers along with a small Australium boost. Weaselcake teleports above Doc Jarate, turning him into an Australium statue before firing an energy beam at him, which causes Snyphurr’s victims to revert to their original states.
Weaselcake uses his gravity ability to bring the RED Scout, Demoman, and Heavy back to their base before Jaradroid can come back. Right after, Jaradroid exits the BLU base and retrieves Doc Jarate’s head before quickly fleeing into the lake. The helmetless Engineer reminds Weaselcake that they have to see if the RED Engineer is hurt. They go inside the BLU base and see the state of the RED Engineer, to which the helmetless Engineer is distraught. Weaselcake quickly teleports to RED spawn and calls for the Medic.
Back at the outside of RED base, the bugle is missing. The Bugler, still recovering from being deflated, walks through a corridor holding the bugle. In the BLU sewers, the Spy who was formerly Sphai cowers in the corner as the Jaradroid chops his own head off and replaces it with the Jar, transforming into Doc Spyrate.
===Snyphurr 8===
In the RED yard, The Bugler attempts to summon Snyphurr, but the bugle seems to be not functioning. He looks at it, puzzled, as a RED Pyro sneaks up on him and shoots him with a shotgun. Still recovering from deflating, The Bugler is easily knocked down. The Pyro walks up to him and shoots him point black, destroying his skull. The Pyro picks up the bugle and uses it himself, summoning Snyphurr, however, he is now on the RED team. The Pyro tries to tell the Snyphurr what to do, but he is too focused on the dead body, remembering. Snyphurr suddenly shifts back to BLU and threatens the Pyro.
Meanwhile, the helmetless Engineer and Weaselcake watch as the RED Medic attempts to operate on the RED Engineer. Back in the RED Yard, Snyphurr uses his stone gaze on the Pyro, petrifying him. He slams the Pyro into the wall, breaking him. Weaselcake teleports to Snyphurr, relieved that he is not dead, but Snyphurr petrifies him in a rage and carries The Bugler’s body away.
In Badlands, a BLU Medic and Engineer have just finished creating an Überdispenser. Snyphurr notices it and decides to drop The Bugler’s body in front of them. They are confused until the Medic sees Snyphurr and gasps. Snyphurr asks them if they can bring The Bugler back to life. The Engineer activates the Überdispenser, but it isn’t strong enough to revive The Bugler, to which the Medic states it’s probably because he has no head. Snyphurr is distraught, but the Engineer claims that he has an idea.
Snyphurr and the Engineer go to Bigrock. A RED Sniper that’s guarding the area sees them on a GPS tracker and goes outside to investigate, but he is swiftly impaled by Snyphurr’s giant burning sword. The Engineer tells Snyphurr to go ahead while he prepares himself. Inside of the mine, the RED Team is mining for Australium. Snyphurr enters the mine and is confronted by a RED Demoman. Snyphurr asks the Demoman if he can take some Australium to no avail. He begins to threaten the Demoman, but he is sneak attacked by a RED Soldier. A brief fight happens, but the Demoman uses his extensive sticky grenade knowledge to defeat Snyphurr. He goes to the Soldier to ask if he’s okay, but they quickly discover that Snyphurr isn’t where he was before. Snyphurr gets behind their line of sight and bashes the Demoman so hard he flies across the room and to the edge of a cliff. The Demoman tries to get up, but is knocked off the edge by Snyphurr. Snyphurr returns to the location of the Australium cache and the Soldier quickly surrenders. Before he can grab anything, he is stopped by a RED Scout, Heavy, and Engineer.
Before they can reach him, Snyphurr quickly grabs one Australium bar. He petrifies the Scout and as the Heavy is preparing to shoot him, he grabs the Soldier and throws him at the Heavy. The Heavy grins, remembering how the Soldier had injured him in their past. He empties all of his bullets into the Soldier, but suddenly realizes that he doesn’t know where Snyphurr is. Snyphurr sneaks up behind him and knocks him into a sign so that the edge impaled his brainstem. Snyphurr looks back to where they came from and realizes the Engineer had set up a teleporter and had reinforcements. At that moment, Snyphurr decided it was a good time to leave. He gets outside of the mine and tells the Engineer to do his part. The outside of the mine is completely covered in bombs, which the Engineer activates, causing a cave-in.
Back at Badlands, the BLU Medic waits impatiently, but Snyphurr and the BLU Engineer return with the Australium bar. It is converted to fit onto the Überdispenser’s medigun. They once again attempt to revive The Bugler, and are successful. The Bugler, now helmetless, stands up and offers a handshake to the BLU Engineer, who accepts. The Bugler swiftly impales the Engineer with his hand and throws him into the BLU Medic. He advances towards them. As he is killing them, Snyphurr willingly depetrifies Weaselcake. The Bugler, now wearing the dead BLU Engineer’s helmet, stands.
===Snyphurr 9===
==List of Episodes==
*Snyphurr 0 Reborn
*Snyphurr Reborn
*Snyphurr Returns Reborn
*The Third Coming of Snyphurr Reborn
*Snyphurr 4: Day of Reckoning Reborn
*Snyphurr 5: Titan Brawl Reborn
*Snyphurr 6: Secrets Revealed Reborn
*Snyphurr 7: Evolution Reborn
*Snyphurr 8: The Legend Lives On Reborn
*Snyphurr 9: Power of the Vagineer Reborn
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