At the Movies/Moving On

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(Later at the movies, the group is watching a Goofy Gym Class cartoon)
Narrator: (Voice-over in the movie) Ah, now that wasn't so bad, wasn't it?
(Then as the cartoon continued playing and the audience below is laughing at the cartoon's funny moments, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot are laughing their heads off at the cartoon)
Yakko: Boy, did you see that? Nobody takes a wallop like Goofy!
Wakko: What timing he has!
Dot: What finess!
Warner Siblings: What a genius!
Valiant: We're supposed to be hiding. What's wrong with you?
[Valiant spanks Roger upside his head.]
Roger: What's wrong with you? You're the only person in this theatre that isn't laughing! Is there nothing that can permeate your impervious puss? Hey, Eddie! [Pulls funny face.] Plplplll! Boy, nothing. What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
Valiant: You wanna know? I'll tell you. A toon killed my brother.
Roger: A toon? No.
Valiant: That's right. A toon. We were investigating the robbery of the first national bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked working in Toontown. Thought it was a lot of laughs. Ha. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him down to a little dive down in Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from fifteen stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standing over me laughing, with those burning red eyes and that high squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
Roger: [in a crying fit] No wonder you hate me! If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too.
Valiant: Come on. Don't cry. I don't hate you.
Roger: Yes, you do!
Valiant: No, I don't.
Roger: You do hate me. Otherwise, you wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.
Valiant: Come on. I'm sorry I yanked your ears.
Roger: All the times you yanked my ears?
Valiant: All the times I yanked your ears.
Roger: Apology accepted! Put it there, pal. I feel better... Oh boy! I hope it's another cartoon!
[The newsreel starts.]
Roger: Jeepers. Another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.
[Dolores sits down beside Valiant.]
Valiant: You got all my stuff?
Dolores: Yes. They're packed up in the car outside. Would've been here after you called but I had to shake the weasels.
Background: ...in Atlantic city the Shriner's march. Wearing their fezzes and bright uniforms, they parade before a hundred thousand spectators as a highlight of the Shrine Convention.
Valiant: Yeah. I'm sorry about the trouble in the bar.
Background: ...That's the gay side. There's a serious side when Imperial Potentate George H. Row of Buffalo urged all Shriners to help halt the spread of communism.
Dolores: Hell. Stuffing olives for a living wasn't for me anyway.
Valiant: Dolores? You oughta find yourself a good man.
Dolores: But I already have a good man.
Background: ...Many cities are represented in the march, and many temples, as the Imperial Council meets once again. -It takes a steady eye and a stout heart to heave knives at the apple of your eye but this female William Tell has no qualms...
[They are about to kiss when...]
Roger: Hmmmmmm...
[...they turned their heads to Roger.]
Roger: Plplplllease. Don't mind me.
Background: ...and plenty of faith...
Dolores: You better get going, Eddie.
Background: ...a near miss, but this miss says that's as good as a smile.
Valiant: I'm glad Teddy's not here to see me running away with my tail between my legs.
Background: Dateline: Hollywood, California. Cloverleaf Oil was on the move this week, acquiring two Hollywood institutions...
Roger: It's not so bad. Once you get used to it.
Newsreader: '...the Pacific Redcar Trolley Line and the venerated Maroon Cartoon Studios. Here R. K. Maroon is seen clinching a deal with Cloverleaf's bankers and executives in one of the biggest real estate deals in California history.'
Valiant: That's it! That's the connection!