A KaBlammy Vacation

Bert Pence: Welcome to Kablam's House Party, with your hosts, Henry and June. There'll be party drinks and snacks, party games, live performances, and a brand-new episode of kablam!
Old-time crowd: Hooray!
Bert Pence: Now live, from Nickelodeon Universe, get ready for a warm embrace from our party host, Henry and June!
Henry: Hey, KaBlam! fans! and welcome to KaBlam!. I'm Henry and this is my favorite cohost June.
June: that's right, Henry. 
(The song "Vacation" by The Go-Gos starts)
Can't seem to get my mind off of you
Back here at home there's nothing to do
Now that I'm away, I wish I'd stayed
Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in
Vacation, all I ever wanted
Vacation, I had to get away
Vacation, meant to be spent alone
Sniz: Watch this ugly face. (makes face)
Fondue: That's nothing. Check this out. (makes face)
Sniz: That's nothing. Check this out. (makes face)
Fondue: That's nothing, man. Check this out...
Snuppa: (bursts into room) Are you making ugly faces?
Fondue: Maybe?
Bianca: Well, you know, if you keep making those faces they freeze that way and you be stuck with a horrible face forever.
Fondue: You think Bianca is telling the truth?
Sniz: Bianca wouldn't lie. Alright!
Fondue: Watch this scary face. (Makes noise and face)
Sniz: Oh yeah, that's not scary. (Pulls her eyelids)
Fondue: Oh yeah, that's not scary. (makes face)
Sniz: Oh yeah, that's not... (then people makes face) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SCARY!!!!!!!!
Snuppa: I call this face the Monkey. (makes face)
Bianca: I call this face Dad. (makes a face then Fondue bursts in for 3rd time)
Fondue: All right, I told you if you kept making those horrible faces, they'd freeze that way. And now they have.
Sniz: They have? my face is frozen?
Bianca: Yes, they are. Go look in the mirror and see for yourselves.
Sniz: (run to the mirror and got frozen faces and scream) AAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'M DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I’m gonna be the star of New Jersey, so I can sing in front of people
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...Prometheus & Bob, What a Wonderful Day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Narrator: Action League NOW! Washing machine, 
Bill: I'm a scientist, Think.
Meltman: who could think with that stench in the sink?
Flesh: really. who want one of the soap?
Bill: That's it! come on, people! we got work to do.
Narrator: and so, the Action League gets the problem. 
Stinky Diver: Why am I stinking for the bubbles? 
The Mayor: (as bubbles overflow) Here's more trouble.
The Flesh: Ramming Speed! 
The Chief: Jumping Jackrabbits! amazing! what a star.
The Flesh: I'll say. that’s a good feeling
Quarky: Daddy! Your alive
Bill: Quarky, you're alright.
Quarky: thanks to the Action League, the sink is not overflowing! 
Thunder Girl: Hey, I never say you had a stinking feeling.
Stinky Diver: I thought so. Thank you sink!
Narrator: The End.
Erica: this could be my big break. 
(She picks up a chocolate covered banana and uses it as a microphone, starting to sing)
Erica: Welcome back everyone, it’s been a massive party since I host the show, and I aced that audition
Corey: yeah, it’s a great day today isn’t it? Like the time you rehearsed by being famous 
(flashback) 
Erica: Come on, come on, you know 
It's your time to move it's my time to move
Come on, come on let go,
Leave it all behind, your past and mine
Gone are the days of summer
We couldn't change it if we tried
Why would we want to, let's go where we got to
Corey: Cut, cut, cut. Stop. Stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? We need more dry ice. We need more wow! All right? We want famous singer Erica Silver, for cryin' out loud!
Erica: yep, and guess what, say goodbye to the old me, as you are to about see me become a famous star, but first, Prometheus & Bob
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #55: Pottery.
Narrator: End.
Audience member (Teala): What's up, folks? 
Audience member (Genevieve): Have we got a special performance for you tonight!
Audience member (Zachary): A very special performance
Audience member (played by Blake) Yeah! So, without further ado, here is our very own Erica Silver!
Erica: My days we're such a chore to get through, oh yeah
Back there at home with nothing to do
Now that I'm away, gonna play all day, woo!
I'm gonna stay out 'til they come and get me
I want to dance and jump and run!
Wanna go out and have some fun, yeah!
You can come along, we can sing this song
You know we can't go wrong if we're together
One week around here
Just not enough
Two weeks around here
Yeah! Now we're starting to do the really great stuff
Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation had to get away
Vacation wish it would never end, oh yeah
Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation had to get away
Vacation wish it would never end
One week around here
Just not enough
Two weeks around here
Now we're starting to do the really great stuff
Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation had to get away
Vacation wish it would never end
Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation had to get away
Vacation wish it could never end
Vacation all I ever wanted
Vacation had to get away
Vacation my my my wish it would never end, oh yeah!
(the audience members including the duo enters the stage applauding)
Audience member (Zachary): Alright, that’s the end!
Audience member (Genevieve): And before we go let’s give it all a hand for Erica!
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