The Family Trip/Transcript

The following is a script of The Family Trip. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The video opens with SpongePie PonyGirl's into. Afterwards, the opening scene has SpongeBob in his room, looking off towards the viewer's bottom left sadly.]
SpongeBob: Do I even dare to tell her?
[He closes his eyes.]
SpongeBob: sigh*yes...well here goes nothing.....
[He opens his eyes again.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie can you come here I got to tell you something.....
[Pinkie appears and faces him excitedly.]
Pinkie: yes spongie boo what....
[Her expression shifts to be confused.]
Pinkie: Mind:wait...he dont usaly look like that when I come
[She raises a hoof to her chin.]
Pinkie: Spongebob. You dont look too happy....
[She slightly lowers her hoof.]
Pinkie: are you feeling alright?
[Her roof returns on the ground.]
SpongeBob: me? yeah I'm fine I just....
Pinkie: just what?
[He leaps up happily. Pinkie smiles.]
SpongeBob: I got us a vaction at a resort near the beach!
Pinkie: You did?! Baby thats awesome!
[SpongeBob wraps an arm around her.]
Pinkie: for a second there I thought something was wrong.
SpongeBob: Nope everything is just fine honey!
[Pinkie kisses his nose.]
Pinkie: Its better now that you got us a trip to the beach
SpongeBob: Oh Pinkie...
[She hugs him. Bonnie appears to the right of them.]
Bonnie: what mama and dada talking about?
[The couple kiss. Bonnie stands on two hooves.]
Pinkie: Well sweetie,your daddy got us a trip to the beach.
Bonnie: YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!
[SpongeBob puts a hand to his chest. Pinkie turns her head to look at him.]
Bonnie: when we leaving?
SpongeBob: Well Bonnie,I say we will be leaving tomorrow.
[SpongeBob folds his hands behind his back, looks down, and smiles.]
Pinkie: Spongebob your really sweet and you are really out-doing yourself.
[Bonnie leaps in the air heading toward them.]
Bonnie: BONNIE WANTS HUGGIES!!!
[The couple lean forward and grab Bonnie, embracing her sweetly. A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "The next morning...". Bonnie is repeatedly jumping on her parent's bed, startling SpongeBob and Pinkie.]
Bonnie: WAKEY WAKEY MOMMY AND DADDY!!
SpongeBob: Bonnie?!
Pinkie: How did you even...
Bonnie: Its morning mama! Dada say we go to the beach when we wake up!
SpongeBob: I didn't...
Bonnie: TO DA BEACH! TO DA BEACH! TO DA BEACH!
[They all get off the bed. SpongeBob holds Bonnie and looks at her calmly.]
SpongeBob: Ok sweetie.
Bonnie: yapee!
[Pinkie beams up]
Pinkie: well,we better get packing!
SpongeBob: Okay bonnie go and pack your things
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Later..". SpongeBob is standing near a suitcase. Pinkie is still ecstatic.]
Pinkie: This is gonna be fun!!
SpongeBob: yeah and I believe Bonnie is trying to pack her stuff too.
[Pinkie faces SpongeBob with a white saddlebag on her back.]
Pinkie: isn't Bonnie a little to young to pack herself?
SpongeBob: No she is fine.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Meanwhile...". Bonnie is sticking out her tongue and looks towards the viewer's bottom left.]
Bonnie: Tanks for attending da meeting. so my mama and dada are taking me to da beach and I gonna bwing two of you guys with meh.....And you three are my very best friends so......
[The scene shows 3 stuffed animals (a green turtle, a blue monkey, and a rubber chicken) with Bonnie's face in the upper right corner.]
Bonnie: Who I bwinging?
[The scene zooms out.]
Bonnie: Hmmmmm?
[She sits down and raises two hooves up while smiling.]
Bonnie: I bwing all of you!
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Later...". Bonnie is standing on a suitcase with her tongue sticking out. SpongeBob puts his hand to the back of his head and Pinkie, standing next to him, smiles softly.]
Bonnie: Souped toys! get in dere!
SpongeBob: thats not how to pack a bag sweetie.
[Bonnie turns to look at them.]
Bonnie: well,it work for meh!
[She gets off the suitcase.]
Bonnie: Can we weave now?
SpongeBob: yes.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "later...". Pinkie can be seen lifting something into a hot air balloon. SpongeBob is crouching down to face Bonnie, who is drinking what appears to be chocolate milk.]
Bonnie: dada when we leave?
SpongeBob: when your mama is done putting our bags in the balloon.
[Bonnie stands up.]
Bonnie: I cant wait to go to the best things ever at the beach!
[Pinkie turns her head towards them.]
Pinkie: Okay all bags are in the balloon! We can leave now!
[Bonnie starts heading up the stairs that lead to the balloon. SpongeBob turns towards the stairs as well.]
Bonnie: well come on dada! what we waiting for?
SpongeBob: Coming!
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "1 hour later...". The family are all together in the hot air balloon high in the sky.]
Pinkie, Bonnie, and SpongeBob: F is for Family who do things together U is for you and me!! N is Nowhere I would rather be than with family!
[The scene comes closer to the hot air balloon to show Bonnie looking over the basket below them.]
Bonnie: Wook dada and mama! We fwying wewy high! 
SpongeBob: I know sweets!
[Pinkie comes closer to her.]
Pinkie: I love flying high! if I had wings I would be pushing us around in this balloon all day!
[Bonnie gets closer to Pinkie and looks terrified. Pinkie has a hoof around her.]
Bonnie: I scarwed we fwying too high!
Pinkie: Its ok sweetie.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "5 hour and 30 minutes later....". The hot air balloon is skill in the sky. SpongeBob has an arm around Pinkie and Bonnie is peeking over the balloon basket again.]
Bonnie: Wand ahoy! (land)
SpongeBob: well than this is our stop.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "After getting checked in...". The family stands in a hallway. SpongeBob walks toward a wooden door while holding a key. Pinkie, holding Bonnie in an arm, is following behind.]
Bonnie: COME ON DAD OPEN DA DOOR!
SpongeBob: Im trying sweets.
[He bring his hand to the doorknob. Bonnie is now on Pinkie's back, and she looks back to face her.]
Bonnie: I excited!
Pinkie: We are too sweetie
Bonnie: we swimming at pool mama?
Pinkie: yes dear.
SpongeBob: Okay here we go!
[The scene shows a fancy dull colored room. Pinkie and Bonnie jump in the air happily while SpongeBob stands on the ground and has a big smile.]
Pinkie: HOLY CRAP THIS ROOM IS AMAZING!
SpongeBob: I know right?!
Bonnie: Best room (eva/ever)
[SpongeBob starts walking offscreen to the right. Bonnie puts two hooves up in the air and faces Pinkie, who has a big smile on her face.]
Bonnie: We wive(live) here mama?1
Pinkie: Only for 1 week.
[SpongeBob is completely offscreen. Bonnie slightly lowers herself.]
Bonnie: Do you think dere(there)is a room for meh?
Pinkie: I dont know sweet....
[They both turn to the right and stand close to each other.]
SpongeBob: Bonnie!Pinkie! They got a room for our little angel!
[The scene shows a baby room with toys on the ground. Pinkie puts her arm around SpongeBob and smiles.]
Bonnie: Dis is best room!
Pinkie: Well sweetie,it just shows that you got the most amazing ,special,one of a kind father in the whole world and mine!
[A black screen with white text fades in and reads, "Spongebob than decided that he,Pinkie,and Bonnie were all gonna go to the pool". After fading out, more white text fades in that reads, "After getting dressed to go swiming at the pool". SpongeBob puts his hand behind his head and now wears blue swimming trunks. Pinkie, wearing nothing, has her pupils dilate.]
Pinkie: gasp*
SpongeBob: does this look ok on me Pinkie?
[She gets closer and hugs him.]
Pinkie: ~Awwww! ~You look so adorable!!!
SpongeBob: heh heh....
[He puts an arm on her.]
SpongeBob: Um..Pinkie?
Pinkie: Yes best husband in the universe?
[He puts his other arm around her.]
SpongeBob: I believe you are more cuter than me..
Pinkie: Oh sure spongie~
SpongeBob: Im being serious.
Pinkie: Sure you are~
[He closes his eyes and gets closer to her.]
SpongeBob: Dont believe me? I will prove it!
Pinkie: How is this proving anything?
[He brings her closer to him and hugs her, with his hands close to her flank.]
SpongeBob: its not I just want to hug you.
Pinkie: Okay fine. I do love it when you hug me like this! I mean it! I mean it true from the heart!
[Bonnie appears where they were. The couple are now facing Bonnie closer to the left side of the screen. Pinkie still has a hoof around SpongeBob.]
Bonnie: Mama and Dada! Quit hugging! Now not da time to fwrt(flirt)!
[Bonnie leaps up.]
Bonnie: You say we go to da pool when we weady(ready)!
[Bonnie falls back down.]
Bonnie: POOL! POOL! POOL!
[She gets back on the ground.]
SpongeBob: Okay sweetie we're going.
Bonnie: good.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "At the pool....". The three of them are all in the pool while hugging.]
Pinkie: I love you spongebob! thank you so much for bringing us here! your the best!
SpongeBob: Pinki....
[She gets closer to him.]
Pinkie: Oh celestia I cant take it come here you little spongie cutey!
SpongeBob: I....
[Bonnie starts to peek up from Pinkie's hoof.]
SpongeBob: I love you too Pinkie Pie...
Bonnie: Bonnie regwet(regret) coming her(here). Dat(that) water wooks pwetty(pretty) deep.
Pinkie: Its not bad sweetie.
[She pulls away from SpongeBob and lowers Bonnie into the water.]
Pinkie: look mommy and daddy will show you. see? It's not so bad.
[Bonnie closes her eyes and smiles.]
Bonnie: mama wight!(right) Bonnie being swlly!(silly)
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "At the beach.....". Bonnie can be seen playing in the shore.]
Bonnie: water fun!
[The scene changes to show Pinkie and SpongeBob having a picnic in the sand.]
Pinkie: mind:sigh*I'm really enjoying this vacation.
SpongeBob: Bonnie be careful sweetie!
Bonnie: okay dada!
[Pinkie's vector flips vertically.]
Pinkie: Mind:Spongebob really is the best husband I'd ever hope to have..
[She leans closer and her eyelids lower.]
Pinkie: Mind:he probally won't mind if I gave him a little...
[She kisses his cheek. After a few seconds, SpongeBob's eyes look towards her.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie you ok the...
[His eyebrows lower shyly.]
SpongeBob: ~Daww she is so cute when she does that!
[He looks off to the side.]
SpongeBob: She must really be thankful for me, booking us this vaction for me,her,and Bonnie..
[Pinkie stops kissing his cheek.]
Pinkie: ~Spongebob were you enjoying that?~
SpongeBob: Maybe...
[She kisses his cheek again.]
Pinkie: Than I will keep on doing it.....
SpongeBob: ~Please do
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When they got back to their room...". Pinkie can be seen holding Bonnie with SpongeBob by her side in their hotel room.]
Pinkie: The poor little thing.
SpongeBob: Yeah. She tuckered herself out.
[SpongeBob, holding Bonnie, starts walking towards the viewer's right. Pinkie stands and watches him.]
SpongeBob: I will go put her in bed,you take this time to relax and get ready since it's sunset.
Pinkie: Okay babe.
[SpongeBob stands next to the crib in the baby room. Bonnie is under the blanket, fast asleep.]
SpongeBob: you poor little thing. You have a good sleep now Bonnie mama and dada love you so muc....
[Discord appears on screen. SpongeBob is startled.]
Discord: GUESS WHO!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Discord?! What the living crap are you doing here?!?!
[Discord levitates and SpongeBob looks at him sternly.]
SpongeBob: And be a little more quiet! We are trying to put Bonnie in the bed.
[Pinkie joins SpongeBob's side, also appearing angry.]
Discord: Oh I wouldn't hurt a fly!
Pinkie: Discord dont think I dont know about this I heard everything you said about everything.
Discord: All I'm saying is that you two can go on to the beach like you are on a honeymoon and your stupid child Bonnie could stay here with me
Pinkie: Why could we trust you?
SpongeBob: Yeah!Your the only one Bonnie will ever be afraid of.
Discord: OH FOR LUNA SAKE JUST GO ALREADY OR DO I HAVEE TO TELEPORT YOU!
SpongeBob: NO
Pinkie: NEVER!
Discord: Alrighty than. Have it your way!
[They disappear.]
Discord: Ah thats better.
[Pinkie and SpongeBob are standing on the beach. The sun is setting behind them.]
Pinkie: I'm sorry about Discord....he always does this type of stuff.I wish he would just leave us alone for once in a decade.
SpongeBob: Pinkie?
Pinkie: yes?
[He puts his arm around her. She is surprised.]
SpongeBob: Its fine...its all just fine....it's perfectly alright....
Pinkie: I...I....
[She smiles shyly.]
Pinkie: I..I love you Spongie boo...
SpongeBob: I love you too pinkie more than you know.
[She leans onto him.]
SpongeBob: holy crap your so adorble with that face
Pinkie: SHUT IT CUTEY!
SpongeBob: I think I might as well....Oh I don't know
Pinkie: DO IT!!
SpongeBob: But...Pinkie..
[He holds her.]
Pinkie: OH IS IT REALLY HARD TO HOLD ME YOU SILLY!
SpongeBob: Not anymore sugar pie....
[He pins her on the ground. They both smile.]
SpongeBob: Babe you got the most sweetest smile I have ever seen my whole entier life!
Pinkie: Oh Spongebob dont compliment me like that!
SpongeBob: It's not just your smile that makes me love you as much as I do right now.....
[Pinkie looks at him happily.]
SpongeBob: I love your eyes,your fluffy Pink adorable hair, I also love the way that you show happiness to everypony that you meet.
[Her pupils dilate.]
SpongeBob: I even love how cute you are when you get angry! It makes you blush so hard that you turn into a pink ball.
[She closes her eyes again.]
SpongeBob: There is another thing I love about you...the most important thing of all and it's...it's....
[Pinkie kisses him. He is surprised.]
SpongeBob: P....Pinkie...
Pinkie: I'm sorry I cant help myself you taste too nice and delicious...
[She puts her hoof around him.]
Pinkie: I just had to do it! I'm exteriemly sorry
[His eyelids lower.]
SpongeBob: Oh Pinkie....you kissed me before I could finish what I was trying to say...
[He closes his eyes.]
SpongeBob: The best thing I love about you is the way you taste!
Pinkie: R..Really...
SpongeBob: Yes baby! Of course!
[He stands up with his arms around her. Pinkie, sitting down, looks up at him.]
SpongeBob: Should we go a little farther up the beach... ?
[They kiss each other.]
Pinkie: mmmm
[They pull apart.]
Pinkie: yep.
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "A little farther up the beach later...". The sun is lower in the sky and the couple look off to the viewer's right.]
SpongeBob: this sunset Is beautiful...
[He looks up to the viewer's left.]
SpongeBob: But not as beautiful as my amazing wife..
[He looks back at her.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie probally wouldn't mind if I..
[They kiss while holding each other. They both blush.]
Pinkie: I don't mind at all baby....
SpongeBob: ~Oh...ok than..~
[They embrace each other while still hugging.]
SpongeBob: I love you Pinkie
Pinkie: Oh you!
[They return to their original positions and look at each other.]
SpongeBob: A little more farther than we are done?
Pinkie: Ok.
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "One more walk later". The sky is multiple shades of blue, orange, and yellow. They look up to the audience's left. After a few seconds, they both look down to the right. SpongeBob then looks back up to the left. They both stand up and face each other.]
SpongeBob: I'm just gonna tell you right now Pinkie that this has been the best night of my life!I must thank you for always being with me.Is there anything I could do in return
Pinkie: Well....
[She sits down and kisses him. He is surprised.]
Pinkie: You can be quiet and let me kiss you for twenty minutes or longer.
[His eyelids lower.]
SpongeBob: You got a deal, my sweet angel...
[He closes his eyes. After a few seconds, SpongePie PonyGirl's outro plays. Afterwards, the video ends.]