MayorMacCready.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	Look, I don't let just any son of a bitch into my town. I'm taking a risk making an exception for you. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 10 	So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	Look, I don't let just any bitch into my town, and I'm taking a risk making an exception for you. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	So you're welcome in my town, at least until you start screwing up. Once that bullshit starts, you're out on your own again! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	Okay, so you get in, but I got my eye on you. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	You don't make trouble in here, got it? I ain't having no shit-butts making trouble. 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	Yeah? You got something to say? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	How do I have to solve your bullshit problem, today? {Sigh in exaggerated frustration at first more good natured and teasing than actually angry} 	
 	GREETING 	Happy 25 	Like my town so much you had to come congratulate me personally, right? Happens all the time - caps and ammo are the preferred way to show your love. {Playfully full of himself.} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 10 	So, what sort of trouble are you getting yourself into, now? {Good-natured teasing} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	What do you want, mungo? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 25 	What now, mungo? {more good natured and teasing than actually angry} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Why are you still pestering me, you moron? {actually getting irritated now} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Okay, what the hell is wrong with you, mungo? This had better be important! {actually getting irritated now} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 75 	Did you get hit in the head? You have to pester me every time a stray thought happens to wander into that hollowed out melon you call a skull? {Increasingly furious} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 75 	Oh, what now? You come to me to talk about how nice my damned cave is? Maybe a little small talk about local soil erosion or some bullshit? {Increasingly furious} 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 100 	No, you know what? You can go take a hike, you insane mutant-fucker. Get out of my town! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	What in the HELL do you think you're doing, mungo? 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Hold it right there, mister! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	Hold it right there, lady! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Don't take another step, or we'll blow your fucking head off! 	
 	GREETING 	Anger 50 	Unless you've got Sammy and the others with you, then get lost! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50 	You again? I told you to get lost! 	
 	Whoa, hold on there. I'm a friend. 	Neutral 50 	You're big, and I don't have any big friends. You better just go out the way you came in. 	
 	You're kidding me, right? 	Neutral 50 	I ain't kidding. You're not supposed to be here, so you better leave. 	
 	How do you keep this place organized? 	Happy 50 	Organized?! Have you walked around this place? It's pure anarchy! And I wouldn't have it any other fucking way. 	
 	How do you keep this place organized? 	Anger 50 	We can't all stay here forever, so we've all got to leave eventually. And there's not much to look forward to out there. 	
 	How do you keep this place organized? 	Neutral 50 	So we have a good time while we're here, and the occasional ruthless little bastard like me makes sure it doesn't fall apart for the other kids. 	
 	How did you get to be in charge of this place? 	Happy 25 	It's not that complex. Any kid can say they want to be mayor here. It's just that most don't want to bother with the responsibility of leading. 	
 	How did you get to be in charge of this place? 	Happy 50 	Most of the time, they last until the kids get tired of them, then they get kicked out on their ass by the new mayor. One only lasted 5 minutes. {Said with a bit of glee, since he was the one who kicked out the 5-minute mayor (Princess)}	
 	How did you get to be in charge of this place? 	Happy 75 	Of course, I've kept this place going strong for three years. To most of these kids, that makes me Mayor For Fucking Life. Fine by me, I say. 	
 	You said everyone has to leave eventually? 	Anger 15 	People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old. 	
 	You said everyone has to leave eventually? 	Happy 15 	At least, that's the line Joseph teaches. But, really, we simply don't have enough space or food for everyone to stay here forever. 	
 	You said everyone has to leave eventually? 	Anger 50 	So I've got to exile some to avoid ruining the whole town. It's a fucking hard brutal choice to make, but that's the way we stay alive. 	
 	You said everyone has to leave eventually? 	Anger 15 	People change when they grow up, and we don't trust mungos living down here. So we leave for a place called Big Town before we get too old. 	
 	You said everyone has to leave eventually? 	Anger 50 	Kids who grow up fighting and surviving in Lamplight are better trained for the world out there than idiots who were pampered by grown-ups outside. 	
 	That's all I need to know for now. 	Anger 25 	About time. 	
 	Can you give me directions? 	Disgust 50 	What do I look like, your tour guide? 	
 	I'm not planning on starting any trouble. 	Neutral 50 	Good. Better stay that way, mungo. 	
 	Gee, what a great reception for a returning hero. 	Neutral 50 	Boo-hoo. You big baby. 	
 	Gee, what a great reception for a returning hero. 	Neutral 50 	You're still a mungo, and I still don't like mungos. 	
 	Gee, what a great reception for a returning hero. 	Anger 50 	You want a party or something, you go pay some mungos to be your friends and they can all talk about how great you are. How's that? 	
 	Sure, if you've got the adult-sized stones to stop me. 	Anger 50 	Just give it a shot, mungo. You'll see plenty of my adult-sized stones when I'm pissing on your grave. 	
 	I've heard a lot about the fungus in your cavern, and I'd like to make a deal.	Disgust 50 	Yeah, I'll bet you've heard all about the "fungus in my cavern." {Deliberately being crude and loving it. A bit of dirty chuckling at the end of the line.} 	
 	I've heard a lot about the fungus in your cavern, and I'd like to make a deal.	Neutral 50 	But yeah, the cave's fungus, sure. It's good for food and medicine, and it's the main fucking reason we've stayed alive down here. 	
 	I've heard a lot about the fungus in your cavern, and I'd like to make a deal.	Neutral 50 	So, you want a slice of that gray-green gold, huh? I think maybe we could come to an arrangement. What're you offering? 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Happy 25 	Well, it lighten the load for our scav team out a lot. And since you're pretty much one of us, here's the deal... 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Anger 50 	For every piece of strange meat or Buffout you bring in, you'll be repaid with one cube of fungus. You couldn't ask for a better deal. 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	Talk with Eclair for the strange meat, or to Lucy about the Buffout. They've got uses for them. 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Anger 10 	That's not a terrible deal. And it'd mean more of those dumbasses can stay safely down here, instead of scavving all the time. {Mulling the idea over.} 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	Okay, for every two bits of strange meat or Buffout, I'll make sure you get a piece of fungus. Not too bad, huh? 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	I'll spread the word to and Lucy and Eclair. They've got uses for them, so they'll make the trade, and we'll all be happy, okay? 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Anger 50 	More stuff for us, and more chance of you getting shot, stumbling back here, choking on your own blood while we point and laugh? Sounds good. {More nastily teasing than actually wishing harm on the player} 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	How about this: for every three pieces of strange meat or Buffout doses you bring in, you'll get one piece of fungus. Take it or leave it. 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Anger 50 	Just talk to Lucy or Eclair about what they need, and stop bothering me about it. 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	Sure, right. And we'll just trust you to bring us plenty of clean food and medicine, and not to try to poison us and move in on your own. 	
 	I bring in needed supplies, and I get some of the fungus in return. 	Neutral 50 	No, no deal, mungo. This is our fungus, and we haven't got enough to share with freaks like you. 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 50 	Oh, is that how it's going to be, then? Well then, how's this deal? {Carefully handling a delicate situation, a little tense} 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 25 	Rather than you wasting the explosives to try to close all of our exits, just for us to burrow out again, you get my private stash of fungus. Here. 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 75 	But I wouldn't expect much goodwill in town after this, you shit-sucking mungo bastard. 	
 	Let me think about it and get back to you on that. 	Neutral 50 	Oh, what-the-fuck-ever. Come back when you can make a decision. 	
 	Can we work out a better deal for the fungus? This one is pretty unfair. 	Happy 15 	Well, since you're practically one of us, okay. I'll tell the folks to trade with you on a one-for-one basis. Deal? 	
 	I want to re-negotiate our fungus deal. 	Anger 5 	I guess we can afford it. After all, the stuff you bring has been a help, all right. 	
 	I want to re-negotiate our fungus deal. 	Happy 50 	How about a two-for-one deal? Every two chems, or meats, or whatever you bring them, they'll give you a bit of fungus. That should be plenty fair. 	
 	Tell me more about Little Lamplight. 	Neutral 50 	Why would I tell you anything? God, you're dumb. 	
 	On second thought, never mind. 	Neutral 50 	Okay. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone else you chickened out. {slightly mocking} 	
 	Yeah, I'm sure. 	Neutral 50 	Okay, if you say so... {in a "it's your funeral" tone} 	
 	Yeah, I'm sure. 	Neutral 50 	Come on. Let's go get the gate open for you, mungo. 	
 	I really need to get to Vault 87. Do you know the way? 	Neutral 50 	It's not safe, even for someone as brave as you. There's monsters back there. {slightly hushed} 	
 	I really need to get to Vault 87. Do you know the way? 	Neutral 50 	You don't want to go there. That's where the monsters are. {surprised} 	
 	I really need to get to Vault 87. Do you know the way? 	Neutral 50 	We got pretty good at keeping them out. Probably better than you could do. {bragging} 	
 	So you know the way to get there? 	Neutral 50 	Yeah, I do. It's through Murder Pass. Not a real safe way to go, but it's the only door that works. 	
 	So you know the way to get there? 	Neutral 50 	Yeah, I do. But it's through Little Lamplight, and you're not getting into Little Lamplight. Guess you better find some other way, mungo. {mocking} 	
 	Thanks. 	Neutral 50 	If you're going to go through Murder Pass, let me know and I'll have the door opened for you. 	
 	Thanks. 	Neutral 50 	But I still say it's a bad idea. 	
 	That's the only way? 	Neutral 50 	It's the only way that works, yeah. 	
 	That's the only way? 	Neutral 50 	The other door hasn't worked since before I was here. Computer's busted, and not even Joseph can make it work. 	
 	I want to use Murder Pass to reach Vault 87. 	Neutral 50 	You sure about that? It's scary in there. Even I don't like going there, and I'm really brave. 	
 	I want to use Murder Pass to reach Vault 87. 	Neutral 50 	Okay, it's your funeral. 	
 	I want to use Murder Pass to reach Vault 87. 	Neutral 50 	Come on. We'll open the gate for you. 	
 	Monsters? What monsters? 	Neutral 50 	The big ones. You know, the ones that sort of look like people except they're all wrong. {matter-of-fact} 	
 	Where can I find Joseph? 	Neutral 50 	I'm the Mayor, not a babysitter, mungo. Beats me. 	
 	Where can I find Joseph? 	Neutral 50 	Maybe he's back there by the door. Fuck if I know. 	
 	I bet you like to look at butts, don't you? 	Happy 50 	Ha ha ha! 	
 	I bet you like to look at butts, don't you? 	Neutral 50 	You're all right for a mungo, you know that? 	
 	I bet you like to look at butts, don't you? 	Neutral 50 	Why don't you come in. I think we can trust you. 	
 	Yeah, well at least it doesn't smell as bad as you do. 	Happy 50 	Ha ha ha! 	
 	Yeah, well at least it doesn't smell as bad as you do. 	Happy 50 	You're pretty funny for a mungo. 	
 	Yeah, well at least it doesn't smell as bad as you do. 	Neutral 50 	Why don't you come on in? 	
 	Yeah, your mom sure likes it. 	Happy 50 	Ha ha ha! 	
 	Yeah, your mom sure likes it. 	Happy 50 	You're pretty funny for a mungo. 	
 	Yeah, your mom sure likes it. 	Neutral 50 	Why don't you come on in? 	
 	Can I come in? 	Neutral 50 	Hell no! No mungos allowed! 	
 	Can I come in? 	Anger 50 	I already told you no. Stop asking! 	
 	You know what? Your face looks like my butt. 	Surprise 100	Oh yeah? 	
 	You know what? Your face looks like my butt. 	Happy 50 	You must like having such a good looking butt. 	
 	Oh, come on. I'm a nice guy, really. May I please come in? 	Neutral 50 	Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you. 	
 	Oh, come on. I'm a nice gal, really. May I please come in? 	Neutral 50 	Well, okay. But you better not be lying, or else we'll shoot you. 	
 	Forget it. 	Neutral 50 	Yeah, whatever. 	
 	How can I get you to trust me? 	Neutral 50 	Why should I trust you? I got no reason to. 	
 	How can I get you to trust me? 	Neutral 50 	You mungos are nothing but trouble. I ain't gonna let what happened to Sammy and Squirrel happen to anyone else. 	
 	What if I go and help Sammy and the others? Then will you trust me? 	Surprise 50 	You'd do that? 	
 	What if I go and help Sammy and the others? Then will you trust me? 	Neutral 50 	Maybe... If you can bring them back, I might let you in. 	
 	I'm the one who saved the kids from Paradise Falls. 	Neutral 50 	Oh yeah? Well why didn't you say so, you stupid mungo? 	
 	I got your friends back. Can I come in now? 	Neutral 50 	I guess you're okay after all, mungo. 	
 	I got your friends back. Can I come in now? 	Neutral 50 	You can come in, but you better not piss me off. 	
 	Why, what happened to Sammy and Squirrel? 	Neutral 50 	Them and Penny got themselves caught... By mungos, just like you. Slavers from Paradise Falls. 	
 	Why, what happened to Sammy and Squirrel? 	Neutral 50 	I told them to watch out, but the stupid kids didn't listen. 	
 	What is this place? 	Neutral 50 	This is Little Lamplight. We live here, and we don't need no mungos messing it up. So just take a hike. 	
 	What's a mungo? 	Anger 50 	You are, mungo! 	
 	What's a mungo? 	Neutral 50 	You big people. You're all tall and clumsy. Bunch of mungos, and we don't need nothing to do with any of you! 	
 	LLMungo 	Neutral 50 	Well, I could call you a shithead, but then all these other shitheads wouldn't know which shithead I was talking to. Shithead. {Increasingly stress the word "shithead" with each repetition.} 	
 	LLMungo 	Neutral 50 	So it looks like you're stuck with mungo, mungo. 	
 	Who are you? 	Neutral 50 	I'm MacCready. I run Little Lamplight, because they made me the mayor. And I don't like strangers. Or mungos. 	
 	I found an orphaned kid looking for a home. Would you take him in? 	Disgust 90 	This ain't a hotel, mungo. We don't let stupid farts in here for the hell of it. 	
 	I found an orphaned kid looking for a home. Would you take him in? 	Disgust 70 	Haven't we gone through this? 	
 	Look, this kid's just like you. On his own, no parents... Give him a chance! 	Disgust 60 	You're killin' me here, mungo. 	
 	Look, this kid's just like you. On his own, no parents... Give him a chance! 	Neutral 50 	Fine. You can send him here, but I'm not gonna do any special favors for him or anything. He's gotta pull his weight. 	
 	Look, this kid needs to be with people his own age. Give him a chance. 	Disgust 70 	This is a bad idea... 	
 	Look, this kid needs to be with people his own age. Give him a chance. 	Neutral 50 	Fine, send him here. But if he smells bad, or makes dumb jokes, I'm sticking him right back outside. 	
 	Look, this kid needs to be with people his own age. Give him a chance. 	Neutral 50 	We got enough of those here already. 	
 	All right. How many caps is it going to take to change your mind? 	Disgust 70 	Like I care about your stupid caps. I'm not some big, dumb mungo. 	
 	All right. How many caps is it going to take to change your mind? 	Neutral 50 	We don't let people just come in here when they feel like it. That ain't how it works, and it ain't gonna change. 	
 	All right. How many caps is it going to take to change your mind? 	Disgust 70 	Guess you gotta find another home for Little Orphan Asshole. 	
 	Forget it. 	Disgust 70 	Already have. 	
 	For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in! 	Surprise 80 	Ha ha, tough guy. 	
 	For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in! 	Neutral 50 	Nice try, but we ain't got the room. 	
 	For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in! 	Surprise 80 	Ha ha. Tryin' to act like you're all tough, mungo? 	
 	For God's sake... Stop acting like an asshole and let the kid in! 	Neutral 50 	Nice try, but we ain't got the room. 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 25 	Yeah, like you could manage that. You really don't know shit about how we work, do you? But if you're that serious... {Carefully handling a delicate situation, a little dismissive} 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 50 	I've got some I keep for myself in case there's an accident or something. Will you shut up about this if I give some to you? 	
 	Give me the fungus, or I'll seal this place underground. And you with it. 	Anger 75 	This kind of crap gets around, you know. You try bullying too many people, and it's going to cost you. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Sorry, I'll be going now.	Happy 50 	Okay. See ya later, pal! 	
 	Sorry, I'll be going now.	Neutral 50	That's right. And don't come back! 	
 	LLLMacCreadyMainGateYell 	Neutral 50	Stacey! Open the gate, and let this mungo in! 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Anger 25 	I'll get the scav team on it. Maybe they can get you some fucking cheese to go along with your whine. 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Happy 60 	That's my best girl! Keep them alive and keep them in line! 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Happy 25 	Yeah, Knock, and you hardly count as that. Keep it up! 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Anger 25 	Okay, well if someone brings you a big, fuck-off death-ray, I call dibs, understand? 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Happy 25 	Well, keep it up, Joseph. And don't worry, if you lose any, I'm sure Eclair won't mind having one fewer damned mouth to feed. 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Anger 25 	Could you at least try to stay awake next time you're on watch? {mocking} 	
 	LLMayorDailyCheck2 	Anger 50 	Really? Would you rather scrape fungus with Eclair? And watch the goddamned language around Sammy, okay, shiteater? {Teasing with the part about the language.}	
 	LLMayorYelling1 	Anger 25 	Hey, down there! 	
 	LLMayorYelling1 	Anger 25 	Hey, Princess, stop thinking about how dreamy I am and pay attention to guarding! 	
 	LLPrincessBullyResponse 	Happy 50 	Among other reasons, I'm not a mean bitch like you. No, I'm a mean bastard! There's a difference! {Emphasis on "Bastard" and "a difference"} 	
 	LLConversation1 	Anger 25 	Hey! How's Lamplight life treating you? {A little bombastic} 	
 	LLConversation2 	Happy 25 	Oh, not yet I'm not. {A little smarmy} 	
 	LLConversation2 	Happy 75 	We're in the best fucking place in the world! You better believe I feel great! {super-enthusiastic} 	
 	LLRandomConvEnding 	Anger 10 	Yeah, yeah, fine. Catch ya later. {A little disinterested} 	
 	LLWhatsUp1 	Happy 50 	Everything fine down here in paradise? What's happening? {A little bombastic} 	
 	LLWhatsUp2 	Happy 25 	Not much, I guess. Apart from keeping you dumbasses in line, that is. {Said in a friendly, cheerful manner} 	
== Detection ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	StartCombat 	Anger 50	You dumb motherfucker.	
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