Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo

"Crime Against the Spirit Oo Poo Pee Doo" is a song by This Is Serious Mum, featured on their self-titled demo tape, released in limited numbers in November 1984.
==Lyrics==
:Waa...aargh!
:God gave you talent to sit on the bog
:And not be a genius and drop some more logs
:Sitting all day in the smell of your own shit
:When you got the ability to be T.S. Eliot!T.S. Eliot was an influential Anglo-American poet, who is also directly referenced in "Mistah Eliot – He Wanker" and indirectly in "Ezra Pound, Axe-King".
:So what if you could play Mozart when you were threeWolfgang Amadeus Mozart was a famous Austrian composer, well known for his symphonies and operas. Mozart was a prodigious child, composing his earliest works at the age of five.
:And learn seven languages before you get paid?
:If you're a pianist, cut off your thumbs
:And if you're a linguist, chop out your tongue!
:If you want my advice Mr. Jesus F. Christ (laughter)
:Go back to carpentry for the rest of your life!
:And if you feel trifle and get time off from the boss
:Find the son of God and nail him to the cross!
:All right!
:Lord have mercy.
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
*This Is Serious Mum demo at Discogs
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