Fungus Among Us II

Fungus Among Us II is an episode from The Stars. In this episode, Patrick accidentally eats a mushroom and develops a phobia of daily objects like Amogus.
==Transcript==
[Title Card. Among Us Drip plays during it.]
Patrick: Let me look what I will have for breakfast. Toast, Eggs, AH HA! Let me have a mushroom! [Eats the mushroom, looks at Molly's glasses and imagines them as impostor's visors]
Patrick: AH! There is an impostor among us! [Patrick runs as fast as he could, while he keeps looking at objects, which he sees them all as amogus. Then he rushes into Krusty Krab, and rushes to the table, breathing. But as soon when he sees the table, he begins to scream. Then he rushes into Patrick Star Park. He looked at the ferris wheel, imagining a crewmate, and screams again. Patrick locks himself in a toilet. But he sees a toilet paper roll and imagines it like an impostor killing a crewmate with their tounge. He screams again and rushes out of a toilet and hits somebody.]
Patrick: Sorry! I was in a rush.
Incidental: No problem.
[Patrick rushes to the plaza and begins to rant.]
Patrick: STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? And ALLLLLLLLLLLL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS!" HAHAHAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAY "tHats a bIt sUssy!!" I LOOK AT MY PENIS AND I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET AND I GO "PENIS MORE LIKE PEENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[When policemen heard about his rant, they tod the Bikini Bottom government to ban Among Us in the city. In the evening, Molly is at home listening to news.]
News reporter: BREAKING NEWS! A ONCE POPULAR VIDEO GAME NOW BECOMES BANNED IN BIKINI BOTTOM because a starfish rants about Among Us in the plaza this morning.]
Patrick: STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! IM TIRED OF SEEING IT!! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? And ALLLLLLLLLLLL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I SHOWED MY CHAMPION UNDERWEAR TO MY GIRLFRIND AND THE LOGO I FLIPPED IT AND I SAID "HEY BABE WHEN THE UNDERWEAR SUS!" HAHAHAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING, DING DING DING. I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAY "tHats a bIt sUssy!!" I LOOK AT MY PENIS AND I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET AND I GO "PENIS MORE LIKE PEENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Molly: What the [Dolphin chirp]?
[Meanwhile, Katrina and Liam were playing Among Us in their bedroom when the large, red word "BANNED" appers on their mobile phone.]
Katrina and Liam: Mom!
Molly: What's the problem?
Katrina: We were playing Among Us,
Liam: When a large red word "BANNED" appears on my mobile phone!
Katrina: So is mine!
Molly: Did you listen to the news report? Among Us has now become banned in Bikini Bottom!
Katrina and Liam: What a pity!
[The next day, Patrick is looking at the stocks on the computer. Innersloth's has fallen vertically to almost 0.]
Patrick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Iris out. Episode ends.]
==Trivia ==
*This episode does not look like the original episode at all. Instead, it looks like Plankton Paranoia across Banned in Bikini Bottom.
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