Porta-Potty

Porta-Potty is the thirty-fifth prank call in the Crotchety Old Man Calls.
==Transcript==
(ringback tone)
Woman: (censored, partially indistinct)
Milton: Oh thank god you’ve answered! Please don't hang up. I'm stuck in one of the porta-potties on the road!
(Milton bangs on the walls of the porta-potty, cars can be heard passing in the background)
Woman: How could you be stuck in a porta-potty?
Milton: Excuse me?!
Woman: Ho-how could you be stuck in a porta-potty?!
Milton: I stopped because my stomach was rumbling, I pulled over to use the porta-john, on the side of the road, I went inside, did my business--
Woman: Yeah?
Milton: --and the knob, the turn-knob will not release! 
(Milton is heard fumbling with the turn knob)
Woman: Oh, I see.
Milton: I'm trying--
Woman: (as Milton speaks over her) Where are you located? 
Milton: (becoming increasingly frantic) I'm trying the turn-- let me out of here!
(Milton bangs and fumbles in the porta-potty)
Woman: Where are you located, sir?
Milton: What?!
Woman: Where are you located?
Milton: I'm on the interstate! (banging on the wall) I'm in the- I'm in the construction zone!
Woman: Okay, but where are you?
Milton: I'm down the road from that big overpass! 
(Milton bangs more on the wall)
Woman: Overpass...
Milton: We're on, I think it's 4! No, 75! 
Woman: 75--you're on road seventy--you're on the freeway 75?
Milton: I can't get out!
Woman: Try harder! 
(Milton bangs on the wall harder)
==Trivia==
*Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNP7CTxq2RU
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Category:Prank calls
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