Your EveryDay Crab!

Well... your every day crab died 1 year ago so I will tell about MINE!!!!!!! So he hides under your my bed and waits for me to go to sleep and when I do go to bed he cracks my head off and eats it. When nobody is nearby, he plays shames. His favorite shame is "atari breakout" chippy chippy chappa chappa How to play atari breakout; Go on to google images and search atari breakout and then BAM! It gives you a weird shame.
== The Bite Bowser of 1987 ==
Once my friend's every day crab opened a portal and Bowser came and talked about zoo keeper's jobs. All the Every day crabs thought that it was a boring topic so they killed bowser! Then he fed bowser to MALEO and malio enjoyed eating bowser. Mario also ate the Tug-o-war and WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC! Anyways, I think that is it.
== 5-hole ==
your everyday crab came back to life so if you are reading this than your every day crab is about to jump at you like a facehugger.
== !barc yad yreve ruoY ==
!barc yad yreve ruoY is Your every day crab BACKWARDS! !barc yad yreve ruoY saves people's lives and !barc yad yreve ruoY is a good guy. Once they had a war… BLOODY BATTLE!
== Bloody Battle ==
They had a epic battle. @ first, !barc yad yreve ruoY took out a bazooka and then shot Your every day crab! BUT then !barc yad yreve ruoY missed! Your every day crab! ate !barc yad yreve ruoY and it was so sad. ); Now 500,000,000,000,000,00O,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,031,000,000 lives will be lost. 
== Buy Them! ==
You can buy Your Every Day Crab with this link: http://goo.gl/TpPyIE 
You can also buy !barc yad yreve ruoY with this link:
http://goo.gl/FG5P3T
You can ALSO buy Your every day shrimp with this link:
http://goo.gl/4kQ5mt 
== Your Every Day Shrimp! ==
Your Every Day Shrimp was Your every day crab's *Best Friend. * They would play shames but "Shrimpy" was KILLED. By who? Y O U R E V E R Y D A Y C R A B. It's KILL OR BE KILLED but Your every day shrimp would not kill anyone.
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