Lola Bass/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 25, 2023
Episode Copyrighted: 2023
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
The episode opens at the city train station. Lola, with her luggage, waits for the train to arrive.
Lola Loud: Brooklyn, here I come! This is going to be the best weekend ever!
Bubble Bass: *pushes my belongings on a cart and hits a suitcase out of Lola's hand*
Lola Loud: Huh?
Bubble Bass: Lola.
Lola Loud: *picks up suitcase* Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: Don't tell me you're going to the *adjusts glasses* Brooklyn comic convention too.
Lola Loud: Oh, why would I waste my time on an idiotic comic book convention? I am a princess of sophistication. *holds up suitcase* I'm going to the pageant convention.
Bubble Bass: Oh, please.
Lola Loud: *growls*
Bubble Bass: Talk about a waste of time.
Lola Loud: *pokes Bubble Bass* Shows what you know. The lecture on the history of spit valves is worth the price of admission alone. *pulls out a diamond*
Bubble Bass: Lola, where did you get that diamond? When I said talk about a waste of time, *crosses arms* I didn't mean literally.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *scoffs*
The train arrives at the station.
Announcer: All aboard for the train to Brooklyn!
Lola Loud: Just stay away from me.
Bubble Bass: Dit to the O.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *walks forward*
Lola is about to enter the train, but a bunch of people suddenly enter.
Lola Loud: *pushes backward on them*
They all fall over.
Lola Loud: *gets up, groans* Huh? *notices most of the seats are taken, walks ahead* Dang it. *approaches a vacant seat*
Fish: *lands flat on seat* Dibs!
Lola Loud: *approaches another seemingly vacant seat before a conveyor belt on the seat reveals two people sitting in it, then sees a vacant seat and gasps*
Businessman: *opens suitcase to reveal an identical dummy, imitating a dummy* Keep walking, Bucko!
Lola Loud: Oh, come on! *spots another empty seat ahead* Oh! *runs to the seat*
She is about to get into it before Bubble Bass is seen eating from a cup on it
Lola Loud: Oh, you! You're taking up two seats!
Bubble Bass: *takes cup out of mouth* One for each cheek.
Lola Loud: Just move over! It's the last seat on the train.
Bubble Bass: Oh, fine. *scoots over and moves my belly fat*
Lola Loud: *sits and crosses arms* And don't talk to me.
Bubble Bass: Mmm! *puts finger in cup and puts in my mouth, then swirls my tongue around, getting food all over Lola and the seat*
Lola Loud: *groans and yells* IT'S FINISHED!
Bubble Bass: Hmph. *tosses cup* Then it appears I need another snack. Huh? *looks behind, gasps* The fondue cart! *jumps in my seat, making it bounce and disturbs Lola*
Lola Loud: *falls back into seat and groans*
Train Attendant: *with fondue cart* Fondue, sir?
Bubble Bass: One bubbling bowl of melted cheese, please.
Train Attendant: You're in luck, sir. I just made a *holds up fondue bowl* fresh, piping hot batch! What size would you like?
Bubble Bass: Oh, I brought my *holds up large pot* own fondue pot. Fill it to the rim.
Train Attendant: *holds up fondue pot, holds ladle with fondue* Yes, sir.
Lola Loud: *points up* Uh, hey, hey. Be careful with that!
Announcer: Next stop, Brooklyn!
The train starts.
Lola Loud: *screams offscreen* Hot!
She is shown red and burnt with fondue on her head.
Bubble Bass: *chugs fondue, sighs and pulls up cheese cube with fork* Are you going to eat that? *rubs cheese cube on Lola's head, then eats it, and extends my tongue*
Lola Loud: *grabs and lets go of Bubble Bass' tongue* Get off of me!
The slide transition cuts to Lola reading an "PAGEANT" book while Bubble Bass snores.
Bubble Bass: *starts leaning on Lola*
Lola Loud: *pushes him away*
Bubble Bass: *leans on Lola again*
Bubble Bass pushes Lola to the right.
Lola Loud: Stay on your side!
Bubble Bass: *leans on her again*
Lola Loud: *groans*
Human Lady: Well, aren't you two the best of friends!
Lola Loud: *gets angry* WE ARE NOT! NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Human Lady: *gives my baby to Lola* Would you watch my baby while I *points backward* run to the restroom? *lifts up skirt and taps feet* I have to powder my nose like a racehorse! Thanks! *runs off*
Lola Loud: *lifts the baby's blanket to reveal an ugly baby with blue glasses*
Human Baby: *snores and drools*
Lola Loud: *looks at Bubble Bass*
She is also snoring and drooling with the same face.
Human Baby: *starts crying*
Bubble Bass: *snores*
Lola Loud: This is what I get for traveling *pushes Bubble Bass* coach.
Bubble Bass: *head hits wall and wakes up sweating* That fondue gave me the cheese sweats. *opens train window* Ooh! *skin flaps in the wind* Refreshing.
Lola Loud and Baby: *frozen, shivers*
Lola Loud: You're making the baby *closes window* cold!
Bubble Bass: *looks at baby* What? *adjusts glasses, squishes face* Where did you get such an adorable baby? Who clearly wants the window *opens window* open.
The draft sweeps away several of the passengers' items.
Lola Loud: The baby wants it *closes window* closed!
Bubble Bass: The baby wants it *opens window* open!
Lola Loud: *closes window* Closed!
Bubble Bass: *opens window* Open!
Lola Loud: *closes window* Closed!
Bubble Bass: *opens window* Open!
The baby flies out of the window.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: Huh? *looks at each other and yells* THE BABY!
Bubble Bass: *closes window*
Human Lady: I'm back! Hey. Where's my baby? *crosses arms*
Bubble Bass: You really want to know? *opens window and sends the lady flying out of the window*
Human Lady: *screams*
Lola Loud: I hope she finds her baby.
Conductor: Tickets! Tickets! Tickets?
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *holds up our tickets*
Which flies out the window.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *chuckles nervously*
Conductor: No tickets, huh? *pushes Lola and then Bubble Bass out the window*
Lola Loud: *screams*
Bubble Bass: *screams*
Conductor: *closes window*
Bubble Bass: *appears in a bush near the train tracks*
Lola is there as well.
Lola Loud: *points to Bubble Bass* I loathe you.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *hides in the bush*
Human Lady: *offscreen* Don't worry, baby. *pedals on the train tracks on a handcar with the baby* When Mommy finds those two, she's gonna ground them. *raises fist* Into dust!
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *emerges from the bush, then begins walking*
Lola Loud: I'm walking.
Bubble Bass: Without snacks? *walks with Lola* I'm going to get hungry. You'll hate me when I'm hungry!
Lola Loud: Now, I hate you!
The scene pans up to the daytime sky, which then turns into sunset as it pans down to Bubble Bass and Lola still walking.
Bubble Bass: *pants and sweats* We're going to die out here! *falls over and sobs*
Lola Loud: *rolls eyes, then looks ahead* Huh? Maybe *picks up Bubble Bass, points to Old Man Jenkins' farm* not. Look! Old Man Jenkins and Liam have a farm.
Bubble Bass: *points* And on that farm, he has a ride?
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *dances with each other* ♪ E-I-E-I-O! ♪
Lola Loud: *points to a tractor* ♪ With a tractor here! ♪
Bubble Bass: *shakes my butt next to two horses in a stable* ♪ And some horsies *points to horses* there! ♪
Lola Loud: *rides a giant boat* ♪ Here a boat! ♪
Bubble Bass: *rides a bike with Lola* ♪ There a bike! ♪
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *shakes our butts next to muddy boots on a front porch* ♪ Everywhere are boots to hike! ♪
Bubble Bass: *points Old Man Jenkins operating on his airplane* ♪ Old Man Jenkins has a plane! ♪ *dances next to her*
Lola Loud: ♪ E-I-E-I- ♪ oh, yeah. Liam has farm animals, so shut up.
Slide transition cuts to Old Man Jenkins flying his plane in the air. Lola and Bubble Bass are in the passenger seat, with Bubble Bass eating something.
Lola Loud: Thanks for the ride!
Bubble Bass: *holds up egg salad sandwich* And the egg salad sandwiches. *shoves the sandwich into my mouth*
Old Man Jenkins: You folks are lucky! I was just heading into the city to pick up the new Farmer's Almanac!
Bubble Bass: To celebrate, I think I will have another one of those sandwiches. *reaches down into my seat*
Lola Loud: Whoa! You just ate!
Bubble Bass: I can almost reach. *plane bends*
Lola Loud: Whoa!
The plane forms a crack in the middle.
Old Man Jenkins: Stop shaking the plane or I'll pull this thing right over!
The plane breaks in half, and the back half with Lola and Bubble Bass falls off.
Old Man Jenkins: Thank you. Much better.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *screams*
The plane half lands directly onto a clown's banana car.
Lola Loud: *under plane* Now what do we do?
Bubble Bass: *emerges from seat*
Liam Hunnicutt: *walks to Bubble Bass and Lola*
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: Huh?
Liam Hunnicutt: Hey, what are you two doing in my farm?!
Lola Loud: *to Liam, angrily points at Bubble Bass* I didn't do it! He did!
Bubble Bass: *to Liam, angrily points at Lola* No, she did!
Liam Hunnicutt: I don't care who did it!
Bubble Bass: But, Liam–
Liam Hunnicutt: No more of that! Now, you twos are gonna pay! *leaves Bubble Bass and Lola*
Bubble Bass: You could pull me using the plane tail as a rickshaw. I want you to be doing your job to pull me.
Lola Loud: My job? This is your fault! It's your job to pull *pulls myself* me!
Bubble Bass: Lola, I think you pulled yourself. We're in Liam's farm now. There's no map. *sobs*
Lola Loud: Let's see where the map is? *sees the map out of my dress but there is no map* I can't find the map. We're goners!
Bubble Bass: That's what I'm trying to tell you.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *sobs*
Lola Loud: *cries* I'm sorry, Bubble Bass!
Bubble Bass: *cries* Me too!
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *keeps sobbing*
Bubble Bass: *stops crying* Lola, I found the coin, let's agree to flip a coin.
Lola Loud: *stops crying* You're right, Bubble Bass. We’ll stop crying. We can flip a coin.
Bubble Bass: We got a deal. We'll flip a coin.
Lola Loud: You're on! *flips a coin, which lands in Bubble Bass’ belly button*
Bubble Bass: Hmm? *struggles to reach my belly button* I can't reach. Could you *points to belly button* fish it out?
Lola Loud: *groans* You win. *begins pulling the plane with Bubble Bass in it along the road*
Clown: *gets up and looks at Lola and Bubble Bass*
The horn honks. The camera pans upward and fades to Brooklyn at night.
Lola Loud: *continues pulling Bubble Bass along, panting, then lets go and goes inside a hotel, weakly* Don't scratch the paint.
Bubble Bass: *jumps out of my seat, gives the seal man the coin from my belly button* Keep the change. *enters hotel*
Lola Loud: *rings bell on counter*
Shark Receptionist: *appears behind counter* Yes?
Lola Loud: Reservation for Lola Loud.
Bubble Bass: And Bubble Bass.
Shark Receptionist: *punches buttons on computer* Ms. Lola and Mr. Bass. Ooh! *claps hands* You two have reserved our finest rooms.
Lola Loud: *exhausted* Can we just get our keys?
Shark Receptionist: Mm, no. *waves finger* You were supposed to check in yesterday. But you didn't. So we gave your rooms away.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *sobs*
Shark Receptionist: *groans, punches buttons on computer* Let me see what we can do. Oh! Here we go. Though it's not as nice as your previous accomodations.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *sniffles*
Lola Loud: It's just for one night. How bad can it be?
Slide transition cuts to Lola lying on a bed.
Lola Loud: Say, this isn't so bad.
Bubble Bass: *opens restroom door*
It's causing steam to come out, comes out wearing towels.
Bubble Bass: The shower's all yours.
Lola Loud: *groans* I'm tired. I'm just going to sleep. *puts on sleep mask*
Bubble Bass: As you wish. *turns off lights, then hops onto the bed* Ah!
Lola Loud: *rolls into Bubble Bass*
Bubble Bass: Hey, keep to your side.
Lola Loud: *slides back to my side, grumbles and tries to sleep*
Bubble Bass: *eats chips in bed*
Lola Loud: *wakes up* Huh? Oh, you're getting crumbs in the bed! *grabs my pillow and walks to the bathroom* I'm going to sleep in the bathroom.
Bubble Bass: Suit yourself.
Lola Loud: *turns on bathroom light to see that the bathroom is a disaster* What? *my eye twitches* Of course he destroyed the bathroom. *walks on carpet* But hey, this is fancy. Shag carpeting!
Bubble Bass: *offscreen* ♪ That's not carpet! ♪
A woman is heard shrieking as Lola looks down at the body hair carpet.
Lola Loud: *yells and steps off* IS THIS YOUR BODY HAIR?
As Bubble Bass snores in bed.
Lola Loud: *offscreen, yells* HOW DARE YOU?
Bubble Bass with his pillow in the tub.
Lola Loud: The horror. *shivers* The horror.
Screen cuts to a wide shot of Brooklyn as it changes from nighttime to daytime. The giant tugboat's horn blares as smoke comes out of it.
Lola Loud: *happily walks out of the hotel
Bubble Bass: *walks out as well* Well, you look chipper. Did you sleep well?
Lola Loud: No! But soon *points to Bubble Bass* you'll be at your lame comic pageant convention, far away from me!
Bubble Bass: *crosses my arms*
Lola Loud: That is something to smile about.
Bubble Bass: Agreed. *points ahead* But your Pageant Con is, by far, the lamer of the two.
Human Kid: *dressed as a superhero, runs by* Yay! Comic books! *flies in the air, then lands on my face and drags myself along*
Lola Loud: Well, at least we princesses don't wear stupid capes.
Other Human Kid: *wears cape and top hat, playing clarinet while walking across the sidewalk, falls on my face, then drags myself along*
Bubble Bass: You were saying?
They both walk to a convention building with two sides, one for the clarinetists and one for the comic book fans. A sign is hung up that says "WELCOME NERDS + SNOBS."
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *waves at each other before going their separate ways*
Lola Loud: Whoa!
Bubble Bass: Whoa!
Lola Loud: *looks up* Is that... *sees Old Man Jenkins flying his plane in the sky* Old Man Jenkins?
Old Man Jenkins: *flies my plane in a circle, then circles around the Mermaid Man statue*
As people scream.
Bubble Bass: *waves hands and sweats* No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Old Man Jenkins: *starts circling around the princess statue*
As more people scream.
Lola Loud: *hands on head, sweats and walks in place* No, no, no, no, no, no!
Old Man Jenkins: *flies my plane around, eventually crashing launching it into the air*
As he lands via parachute.
Old Man Jenkins: Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing! *walks away*
As a giant explosion occurs in the comic book convention building.
Everyone: *lands and walks away in disappointment*
Bubble Bass: No! All those innocent comic books, lost!
Lola Loud: *points at Bubble Bass* Ha! Maniac! *dances* I still get to go to my pageant convention, and you get nothing! You lose! *laughs*
Just then, the Mermaid Man statue falls down onto the pageant convention building, and the building floats away, dumping people from inside.
Bubble Bass: *crosses arms* Worst. Trip.
Lola Loud: Ever. *paramedics carry the Mermaid Man statue on a cot nearby* Hey, where did everybody go?
The train horn blows.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: The train station!
They both run off to the train station. They get stopped by the conductor in front of the train.
Conductor: No tickets, no ride.
The door closes, the train rides off.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: Huh?
Old Man Jenkins: *from train window* You two owe me half a plane!
Screen cuts to Liam's farm, the plane crashes on his farm.
Liam Hunnicutt: My farm! It's ruined!
Screen cuts to Lola.
Lola Loud: Dang it.
Screen cuts to Lola and Bubble Bass moving along a train track using a handcar.
Lola Loud: *groans*
Bubble Bass: Slow down! You're hurting my arms!
Human Lady: *offscreen* There they are, Junior!
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: Huh?
Human Lady: *uses a handcar with the baby* After 'em!
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: *puts each other's hands on our shoulders* I loathe you, chum! *growls at each other, then screams and pushes the handcar away*
A blazing dust trail from the mother and baby appears on the train track.
Bubble Bass and Lola Loud: This is the best train ride ever!
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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