The Fakegee War

The Fakegee War was a terrible event that took many lives. All of the Fakegee's wanted power, and decided to kill each other.
It's unknown who started the war. Short list of important event:
*Lalleo tries to commit suicide by throwing himself in the ocean, but fails because he can swim.
*Marigi eats lotsa hamburgers.
*Waleegareo attacks Wagalleo.
*Walalleo and Walleo start fighting each other.
*Daizeh kills Waleegario.†
*Marreoh eats lotsa innocent people. †
*Sqeegee kills Meegee with his special move. †
*Leegee stabs Walalleo from behind and starts fighting Walleo. †
*Innocent people get caught in the crossfire.
*Marigi takes on Marreoh in an "who eats the most stuff" battle.
*Meegalleo tries to kill Meegario.
*Sqeegee kills Daizeh with his special move.†
*The scratch cat kills Leegee. †
*Marreoh eats Leegee's body.
*Lalleo suddenly gets assaulted by Albert Einstein and Will Smith. †
*Many more innocent people die.
*Marreoh trys to eat The scratch cat but eats brown Gum instead.
*Weegee and Malleo appear and end the war by vaporizing Meegalleo, threatening to kill Everybody else if they don't stop fighting.. †
== Deaths ==
* Marreoh
* Lalleo
* Meegalleo
* Meegee
* Leegee
* Walalleo
* Waleegario
* Daizeh
* Lotsa I. People
== Survivors ==
* Hergee (But he mysteriously did nothing throughout the war)
* Worreoh (he also didn't do anything)
* Woguiyii (Worreoh's brother)
* Marigi (but was later killed by George W. Bush)
* Walleo
* WaZeigi (died later during the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny)
* Guiyii
== MIA ==
* Sqeegee
The scratch cat also survived. (to everyone's surprise)
Category:Wars
Category:Events
Category:Killing off lame characters