NVCRFestus.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC 	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Howdy, pardner! Welcome to the headquarters of the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company. Wrangle up a stool and listen to ol' Festus jaw a while. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	If you and ol' Festus are old pals, say a command now. Otherwise, say "Pleased to meetcha" and we'll get acquainted. 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Or, if you have more important things to do than talk to ol' Festus, say "Goodbye". 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Could you repeat it? 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand that. Could you repeat it? 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	While Sunset Sarsaparilla is perfectly safe, a recent independent study - whose validity is currently being challenged - revealed the following: 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	Excessive ingestion of sarsaparilla can lead to deleterious effects including, but not limited to: 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	kidney damage, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	nausea, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	digital numbness, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	anxiety, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	loss of visual acuity, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	dizziness, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	occasional nosebleeds, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	joint inflammation, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	tooth decay, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	sore throat, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	bronchitis, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	organ rupture, 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	and halitosis. 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	Note that you'd have to drink a heap of Sunset Sarsaparilla to match the quantities used in the study. How much, you ask? 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	A lot. A whole helluva lot. In fact, you'd have to get full as a tick on Sunset Sarsaparilla to even come close. 	
 	Silly Ol' Advisory. 	Neutral 50	Anyway, thanks for stopping by, partner! And keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla! 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Wahoo, you did it pardner! Bully for you! Ol' Festus knew you could do it. I suppose you'll be wanting that prize now. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Well then, hold onto your hat, because it's a doozy. Not many people have heard the true story behind Sunset Sarsaparilla. It's a right honor. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	And now, without further ado, your prize - The Legend of the Star... 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Looooong ago, people didn't have a heap of choices when it came to soft drinks. It was either water, or Nuka-cola. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Now, the threat of legal action forces me to say that Nuka-cola is a swell beverage, but sometimes people just wanted something different, you know? 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	So one day a man, a saloon owner in a small town, decided to make a new type of soft drink, and asked his patrons what flavor they'd like it to be. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	After getting no help from them, a stranger at the end of the bar suggested the man make a sarsaparilla flavored drink. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The stranger said he would happily share his family's recipe for the drink, on one condition. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The condition being that the stranger would be allowed to sample a bottle whenever he liked, to ensure the recipe was being followed to the letter. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The man happily agreed, thinking the drink would make him rich, and the stranger promised to meet him by sundown the next day. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The next morning, the sheriff stopped by and reported that the stranger's body was found on the side of the town road. He'd been killed by bandits. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The man, cursing his luck, closed the saloon early that day, just as the sun began to set. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	But after he had locked the doors, he turned around to find an unfamiliar bottle on the bar, with a note beneath it. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The note was sealed with blue wax in the shape of a star. Opening it, the man found it contained a recipe for a sarsaparilla-flavored drink. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Sampling the bottle's contents and finding it singularly delicious, the man gave silent thanks to his mysterious benefactor, wherever he was. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Being an honorable man, the saloon owner paid for the stranger's funeral, thinking it was the least he could do to repay him. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	The saloon owner went on to become rich selling the new drink, and to this day some bottles of Sunset Sarsaparilla have a blue star under their caps.	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Some say the saloon owner ordered it done, in honor of the stranger. Others say it's the stranger, sampling the bottles like he promised. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	And that's the Legend of the Star. Hope you enjoyed it, and hope you continue enjoying Sunset Sarsaparilla! 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	By my hat, you're flush with Stars, ain't you? Scratch up a few more and the prize's yours. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	Well, what in the Sam Hill are you doing still listening to me? Get a wiggle on and find those last few Stars! 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	It looks like you've got a fair number of Stars in your saddlebags. You're still a few cards short of a hand, though. 	
 	<Deposit your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars in the slot.>	Neutral 50	That's a good start there, soft-horn, but that's not enough by a long chalk. 	
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	Sorry to see you go so soon. Be sure to drink a Sunset Sarsaparilla for me! 	
 	Is this some kind of joke? 	Neutral 50	The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars. 	
 	Is this some kind of joke? 	Neutral 50	Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer. 	
 	Is this some kind of joke? 	Neutral 50	Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly. 	
 	Is this some kind of joke? 	Neutral 50	We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	Lucky Horseshoes is played with cards numbered two through ten and aces, which have a value of one. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	You and ol' Festus will take turns drawing cards. Each time we draw a card, we add it to our total, trying to hit the magic number of twenty one. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	If either of us draws a card that brings our total up to the same number as the other, it pushes the other player's total up one. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	When this happens, it's called Lucky Horseshoes! Ol' Festus thought of the name himself, I'll have you know. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	When one of us is closer to twenty one and the other can't get any closer, either by going over or because he or she held, the closer player wins. 	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus likes the game because there are no ties in Lucky Horseshoes. If someone's sitting pretty on twenty one, lady luck can still bump 'em off!	
 	How do I play? 	Neutral 50	But enough jawing. By now you're as eager as I am to get tossing. 	
 	I feel lucky. 	Neutral 50	If this is your first rodeo with the ol' horseshoes, say "How do I play?". Otherwise, say "Lucky Horseshoes" to begin. 	
 	Lucky Horseshoes. 	Neutral 50	All right, let's play, pardner! Press the blue button to draw a card, the red button to hold, or the yeller button to quit. 	
 	Pleased to meetcha. 	Neutral 50	New in town, pardner? Well, let ol' Festus give you the lay of the land. 	
 	Pleased to meetcha. 	Neutral 50	If you're here to redeem your Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars, dump 'em into the slot in the barrel below and I'll count 'em up. 	
 	Pleased to meetcha. 	Neutral 50	If you don't know what Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars are and think ol' Festus is just shooting his mouth off, say "Star Info". 	
 	Pleased to meetcha. 	Neutral 50	If you're here to challenge ol' Festus to a game of Lucky Horseshoes, say "I feel lucky". 	
 	Pleased to meetcha. 	Neutral 50	Lastly, if you're here about the health advisory that aired on channel 6 recently, say "Silly Ol' Advisory." 	
 	Star Info. 	Neutral 50	Ah, new to the hunt, are you? Well listen carefully, as ol' Festus don't like to repeat himself. 	
 	Star Info. 	Neutral 50	Select Sunset Sarsaparilla bottles will have special caps with blue stars on them. These caps are known as Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars. 	
 	Star Info. 	Neutral 50	Why are these stars there, and what do they mean? Nobody knows! Except maybe ol' Festus, hee hee. 	
 	Star Info. 	Neutral 50	Rustle up enough of them and you can win a prize! So get out there, and start drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla! 	
 	Um, what? Is that it? 	Neutral 50	The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars. 	
 	Um, what? Is that it? 	Neutral 50	Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer. 	
 	Um, what? Is that it? 	Neutral 50	Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly. 	
 	Um, what? Is that it? 	Neutral 50	We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage. 	
 	What the hell? Where's the real prize? 	Neutral 50	The Sunset Sarsaparilla Company has received a number of complaints regarding the prize awarded for handing in Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars. 	
 	What the hell? Where's the real prize? 	Neutral 50	Therefore, we have seen fit to provide another prize that we feel will placate the most discriminating customer. 	
 	What the hell? Where's the real prize? 	Neutral 50	Just head through the double doors and follow the hallway to your left to the very end. An attendant will be there to present your prize, directly. 	
 	What the hell? Where's the real prize? 	Neutral 50	We at the Sunset Sarsaparilla Company would once again like to thank you for your patronage. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus is still holding. You go again, pardner. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus thinks he's got this won. I'm holding. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus is gonna draw. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got an ace, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a two, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a three, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a four, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a five, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a six, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a seven, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a eight, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a nine, pardner. 	
 	<Watch Festus draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like I got a ten, pardner. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Your turn, pardner. Draw, hold, or quit? 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Looks like I win, pardner. You did well, but ol' Festus did a bit better, hee hee. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	If you'd like to play again, say "Play again". If you've had enough of ol' Festus' boots stompin all over ya, say "I'm done". 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Lucky horseshoes! I just nudged your total up one, pardner. No hard feelings, right? 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	You're holding, so ol' Festus'll just go again. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Drat, ol' Festus needs more than that to catch you. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Tarnation, ol' Festus's seen three-legged cattle move faster than this hand! 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Let's see, you're at 21, so ol' Festus knows you want to hit. Just kidding, heh heh. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	See that? Ol' Festus is an old hand at this. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Are you still there, pardner? Ol' Festus can hardly see you, you're so far behind! 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Twenty-one! Just where ol' Festus wants to be. Beat that, pardner! 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	You're doing well, but ol' Festus isn't out of this yet. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus must be getting old. You're leaving me in the dust. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Well, I'll be. That makes twenty-one for you, pardner. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	You'll have to toss better than that, pardner! 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus doesn't like your chances, pardner. 	
 	SSHQLHFestusDraw 	Neutral 50	Ol' Festus is fine staying at twenty-one. 	
 	<Press the blue button to draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got an ace, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a two, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a three, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a four, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a five, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a six, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a seven, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a eight, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a nine, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue Draw button.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you got a ten, pardner. 	
 	<Press the blue button to draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Looks like you win, pardner. Ol' Festus just couldn't match those keen skills of yours. Here's your reward. 	
 	<Press the blue button to draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	If you'd like to play again, say "Play again". If you're done humiliating poor ol' Festus at his own game, say "I'm done". 	
 	<Press the blue button to draw a card.> 	Neutral 50	Lucky horseshoes! You just nudged ol' Festus' total up one. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you, heh heh. 	
<Press the red button to hold.>	<Press the red Hold button.> 	Neutral 50	If you hold now, pardner, I'll win! Let's pretend you drew, shall we? 	
<Press the red button to hold.>	<Press the red Hold button.> 	Neutral 50	I'd hold on 21 too, heh heh. Looks like ol' Festus needs a miracle now, eh? 	
<Press the red button to hold.>	<Press the red Hold button.> 	Neutral 50	Okay, pardner. Guess it's up to me to catch up. 	
 	<Press the yellow button to quit.> 	Neutral 50	That's too bad. Ol' Festus was looking forward to a good tussle. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	Goodbye. 	Neutral 50	Take care, pardner. And keep drinking Sunset Sarsaparilla! 	
 	SSHQFestusAddendum1	Neutral 50	It has come to our attention that some of our loyal customers are less than pleased with the reward for their Sunset Sarsaparilla Stars. 	
 	SSHQFestusAddendum2	Neutral 50	Our motto at Sunset Sarsaparilla is that the customer always comes first, so we have seen fit to provide an alternate reward for your Stars. 	
 	SSHQFestusAddendum3	Neutral 50	Head through the double doors and take a left at the intersection. Follow the hallway all the way to its end, and you'll come to our prize vault. 	
 	SSHQFestusAddendum4	Neutral 50	An attendant will be there to distribute your prize. We here at Sunset Sarsaparilla would like to thank you once again for your patronage. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS1 	Neutral 50	Looooong ago, people didn't really have many choices when it came to soft drinks. It was either water, or Nuka-cola. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS10 	Neutral 50	The next day, the man came downstairs to find a single bottle with a note beneath it on the bar. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS11 	Neutral 50	The man picked up the note, and found it contained a recipe for making a sarsaparilla-flavored drink, and was signed with a blue star. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS12 	Neutral 50	Opening the bottle, the man found the inside of the cap had the same blue star on it. He also found that the drink was delicious. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS13 	Neutral 50	That night, the local sheriff visited the saloon and reported that the stranger had been found on the side of the town road, murdered. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS14 	Neutral 50	He had apparently been attacked by bandits on his way to the saloon the previous day. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS15 	Neutral 50	Stunned by the news, the man told the sheriff about the note, bottle, and the deal he had with the stranger. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS16 	Neutral 50	The sheriff suggested that maybe the bandits, in a fit of remorse, delivered the items. After taking all of the stranger's money, of course. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS17 	Neutral 50	Now, I don't know about you, but old Festus here never met a bandit that felt anything akin to remorse. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS18 	Neutral 50	The man felt the same, and had his own idea about what had happened. He went on to become rich selling the sarsaparilla drink, and started a company.	
 	SSHQFestusLOS18 	Neutral 50	And to this day, you can get a Sunset Sarsaparilla and enjoy the refreshing taste of that very same drink. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS2 	Neutral 50	Now, the threat of legal action forces me to say that Nuka-cola is a swell beverage, but sometimes people just wanted something different, you know? 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS20 	Neutral 50	And sometimes, you can even find a blue star under the cap, just like that man did so many years ago. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS21 	Neutral 50	And that's the Legend of the Star. Hope you enjoyed it, and hope you continue enjoying Sunset Sarsaparilla! 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS3 	Neutral 50	So one day a man, a saloon owner in a small town, decided to make a new type of soft drink, something that tasted far different than anything else. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS4 	Neutral 50	But the man was at a loss as to what kind of flavor to use. He asked all of his patrons for ideas, but they were no help at all. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS5 	Neutral 50	Then one day, a stranger walked into the saloon. When asked what he'd like, the stranger replied, "You got anything with sarsaparilla in it?" 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS6 	Neutral 50	The man had never heard of a drink with sarsaparilla in it, and said so. The stranger told the man that he'd make a deal with him. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS7 	Neutral 50	If the man bought the ingredients, the stranger promised to meet him by sundown the next day and teach him how to make a sarsaparilla drink. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS8 	Neutral 50	The man happily agreed to the deal, and had the ingredients waiting the following day. But the sun came and went, and the stranger never came. 	
 	SSHQFestusLOS9 	Neutral 50	The man figured he had been tricked and went to sleep, leaving the ingredients he had purchased down by the bar. 	
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