Tall-nut Zombie Interview

An interview in series of ZomBotany Zombie interviews. By Drek.
DISCLAIMER: I've gotten a permission to make ZomBotany Zombie interviews by Miles.
==Interview==
Me: Hi Tall-nut Zombie!
Tall-nut Zombie: Hi Drekz!
Me: How can you survive from Squashes' stomp and Potato Mines' explosion?
Tall-nut Zombie: Theez becoze deir demij onli dils abaut 100 demij en I absorbz 120 normel demij shatz.
Me: How about your Tall-nut? Isn't it so heavy? If it is, then why do your speed is normal? 
Tall-nut Zombie: De Tal-nat is acctualy very laig. It risists from demij becos som EMP shild inside.
Me: Why do you keep frowning and crying if you are damaged critically?
Tall-nut Zombie: Becoz Tal-nat du it laik det!
Me: OK. I have enough information here so bye!
Tall-nut Zombie: Bye!
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