Psycho Bootleg Version

I remember those days. What kind of days am I talking about? Well, to be fair, I was a little girl when I joined something called Wee Sing. Wee Sing was mostly a children's music group. And no, they weren't disguised as The Wiggles on the inside, it was a songbook series. What was weird about this music group was when my stuffed animals who I cannot identify at the moment took me, my brother and my dog who I still cannot identify to Wee Sing park. I had a great day there. But however, after I went there, I would never grow up into a woman as I just stayed as my typical 6 or 7 or 8 self.
Maybe it's time I identify myself isn't it. Ok. Hi there, I'm Sally, girl of Wee Sing. I have a new father named Adam, the most powerful man in the universe. Fabulous secret powers revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic toys and sang, no, I am not She-Ra or He-Man, my parents are. Yes, it's true, I'm raised by one of the masters of the universe. If only I had time to sing Fabulous Secret Powers by Slack Circus. Anyways, here's a question, have you seen a movie called Psycho? It is rather based on the novel by Robert Bloch. If you have not seen or at least heard of this movie, here's some information I found on Google. 
Phoenix secretary Marion Crane goes on the lam after stealing $40,000 from her employer in order to run away with her boyfriend, Sam Loomis. She is overcome by exhaustion during a heavy rainstorm. Traveling on the back roads to avoid the police, she stops for the night at the ramshackle Bates Motel and meets the polite but highly strung proprietor Norman Bates, a young man with an interest in taxidermy and a difficult relationship with his mother.
There was also a 1998 remake of this film which was displeased by everyone due to it having unwanted scenes in the film. Now speaking of Psycho, I have come across the most strangest version of this movie. It was so weird that I don't think there is a problem with any of the films in the Psycho franchise.
Now where should I begin? Let me see.... Aha, this one sounds good. It started when I was at a restaurant with my family for breakfast. These 2 familiar people such as Percival J Muldoon and his new daughter Casey came to our table and said that Casey is having an unknown birthday. When I asked Muldoon what had happened to Carter from Wee Sing, he said that Carter had been separated from her sister due to the fact that he had been calling Casey a green bottom nobody.
How rude of Carter I tell you. Let me tell you something broham, about Wee Sing, what they haven't told you is that in the funnypasta universe, any kid who stars in Wee Sing never grows up into an adult. Anyways, after breakfast, we did some other errands. One of them was going to Bank of America so my father could get his checking account restored. While I sat down waiting by watching some Dragon Ball Z on my phone, this gentle but somewhat interesting man named Uncle Remus asked if I'd like a tour of the whole Bank of America place. I claimed yes. But first he had to ask my parents if it was ok and they said yes as well. The first thing Remus showed me was the rooms where people have interviews and fill out some forms.