The 2019 Film Royale

The original Avenger from the Marvel film of the same name, Captain Marvel, and the real counterpart of Adelaide Wilson from Us, Red, rap against each other to see who has the better 2019 film. Then a lot of other people join them. Enjoy.
== THE 2019 FILM ROYALE ==
===Captain Marvel===
Off top established as a female power with just one movie.
While we’ll never see your name next to Okoye and Shuri.
You’re a metaphor for twins split from birth from poor to socially blessed.
That’s issues more overblown than comic book breasts.
Won't lay this topic to rest, men using us for entertainment.
Then label it as hatred when we just point to where to blame it.
And they didn’t like us females rapping even when Missy got us love in that.
Trust me, this “pussy” knows how to scratch it: Sam Jackson’s cat.
Inspiring the girls on screen like I’m a modern Xena morphed.
I’m Ellen Ripley, flame a freaky Alien like Xenomorphs.
So stop pretending you're not just some trash feeding subway mice.
Or like Gal Godot I'll spit this up and double you twice. 
=== Red:===
Want me to show how I got this voice? Well last breaths could be taken.
Like her torture capture flick, I'll leave a Brie blue and aching.
Carol Danvers? More like Karen Danvers, can't say one fucking nice thing.
But you'll finally crack a smile once my knives will get to slicing.
They considered you the villain when you went stealing bikes? 
I’ll show them what true villain means once I’ll pierce their feet through spikes, yikes! 
With origin superhero films you aint competing with the rest.
This Captain Marvel's no Shazam but I'll still pop bolts in her chest 
Being bled red is a fate that gave Red to a self-centered bitch with limbs severed.
I'm a beast that's off the chain, but don't mess shit, I'm the Tethered.
You could never cope the horror that I unleash, you best believe it. 
Because your movie’s like your clitoris: no man went to see it. 
=== Hellboy:===
Y'all now wanna mess with me? That's a disaster recipe. 
You test the piece and next in list you'll cease and lie to rest in peace.
You get me pissed and I'll release a wild dog that escaped the leash, 
I'll swing my fist in melting flames to leave all snowflakes deceased.
Carol, you're a Mary Sue that's used for plot by writers, hun. 
That flick sinked to the bottom despite you not having one. 
When you were flying in the skies you had carried the ship? 
You're gonna pass away in flight like Fisher, Carrie in ships! 
Red don't step in the arena (Ay!) To rap with these vocals is foolish (Ay!) 
Trained to be a ballerina (Ay!) That's why your bars are malnourished (Ay!) 
Its like a symbol of women's rights when I step into a fight.
I'll bring my fist into the ring and give the bitch my left and right! (Argh!) 
===Thanos:===
Dread them, run from them, the best rhymes in the gauntlet still arrive.
Thanos Infinitely rocks mics and this time no one comes out alive.
Here's a Scarlet bitch I know! Hellbaby's full of hot air.
But if his Vision's just mindless CG, get Guillermo back on the chair.
No one sings Carol's praises 'cause your hype didn't land, bitch.
Your shit's between all the good stuff like a Brie cheese sandwich.
Reality is not as disappointing as the follow-up to Get Out.
Got the blood of billions on my hands, so I can sure take Red out.
Bring all your cavalry, no one's a match to me, all wack to me.
And where do all the movie fans go to, naturally? Back to me.
Topping y'all like the box office, under my feet with feats so incredible.
Now I'll End this little Game in a snap, for my victory is inevitable.
===Detective Pikachu:===
It's the Pika Poirot, here to knock you off your game, freak.
Thanos, If I want half the universe wiped I'd talk to Game Freak.
I'm vicious, I'll leave you crying, man, it's best you grab Brock' drying pan .
Cause when you catch a fighting hand, do like Team Rocket, prepare a flying plan. 
I leave skulls in this battle like you all followed Guzma.
Bars fatter than my OG sprites that blazed a trail like Slugma.
I will put all of you dogs down when I'm performing euthanasia.
Thunder so flashing it gives seizures to youth in Asia.
===Woody:===
Hold it there, intruder! Now what in the Sam Hill is this? 
A fluffy furry fostered friend being forced to fight by freaky kids? 
Well don't go all making yourself a big threat who will make me fall, bud 
You're a softie with no bite, a jelly filled donut.
I couldn't give a damn hoot bout your Thunderbolts strikes.
Cause like Gabby Gabby you are broken on the mic.
You and your friend are seeking for a lost dad with no name? 
I think Andy can also join you in playing that little game! 
This rat will feel the poison cause with the rhymes I'm that ill.
Got that southern drawl like the name's Tom Hanks Hill.
You think your owner can get away from being a zoophile? 
Well that aint gonna fly, pardner, that's gonna fall in style. 
===Simba:===
Disney after Disney making a billion dollars.
I can’t wait to be the king of a billion dollars.
Dubbing a nat geo wild doc and make a billion dollars.
Butchered Be Prepared and made a billion dollars.
Wasted an A-list cast and made a billion dollars.
A CGI year footage and made a billion dollars.
A minute montage of poop and made a billion dollars.
 Running Hollywood while I make a billion dollars.
===Rick and Cliff:===
(Rick in bold, Cliff in italics)
Wanna get blunt? You ain't nowt to front, I don't even need to make stunts. 
But if a dunce will pull some fake stunts then he gonna get his face stunned. 
Pairing your dull ass saturation against our bright lights is quite risky.
Seems you rep less color than America did back in the 60s. 
When it comes to Circles of Life a six shooter's chamber here's the standard. 
I'll take the tears you cried when daddy died, mix it with gin and get hammered. 
Then get your hippie PETA buddies and burn them with a flamethrower gun, bitch! 
Burn your forest to a pitch, this is your Vietnam, bitch! 
My Brandy here'll rip you apart and I don't use that term loosely. 
Wanna get feisty, pussy cat? I'm fucking smacking cars with Bruce Lee! 
I'll turn that warthog into a roast pig when my mic skills sting like acid cigs.
Spiritually connected to your dad? Well yall now both fell off from Cliffs. 
===Pennywise:===
Don't you kiddies want to play with clowns anymore? 
Your Mansons are behind the "Not That Scary" door. 
I thought that Tino guy was all blood and gore. 
But that film was more like a bloody bore! (Wu-ho-ho-ho!) 
...why did no one laugh? I guess clowns are out of fashion. 
But you know what's not? When I'll turn Polinski mode and GIVE YOU KIDS a good bashing! 
Brrrrighten up! Your jokes sag like granny's undead titties, I can't let that fly! 
No balloons to you, you're already high on some underage hippies supply! 
It aint your mother's bedroom but tonight I'll eat some kids.
Give you more nosebleeds than Tarantino looking at Robbie's feet pics.
===Mr Rogers:===
Now now, calm down, you're stirring up a fit, mister.
Watch as Rogers flips the strict with the wit he spit, mister.
Cause you're just a bully who in sight of truly good kids flees, mister.
You made them face their fears well now you're facing me, mister.
And I'm dope with the flow cause like my income it is flowing.
Made kids smile across the screen before Ross or Steve were showing.
You're a balloon blowing freak that's glowing while with me the hope keeps growing.
And I will always be your neighbour even when the show's not rolling.
===Kylo Ren:===
Hold it there, Forest Gump, from the Dark Side there's no running.
Its good you spend time listing days because your death is coming. 
Check out the shape of my lightsaber, fear me, you can't cross me just like ReyLo theories. 
The bombing survivor, an Adam-ant Driver when dropping Ford out of the series! 
You must have took joints from your train and started fucking smoking it.
The kindness messages so Forced it's like I was choking it.
On the looks you're a kind man but I bet there's a white van where kids are kept gainst will. 
So to wake up and see this creep beside me? I think I'd rather see Mark Hamil. 
I'm not Han's son but I'm still handsome and Swolo with pecs for Rey to heal. 
NO! I should not say that he's my father! DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO HIM! 
While I admit you were fondly loved since true kindness is what you possessed. 
After me your grave will be like Finn's romance plot: with abandoned Roses. 
===Cats:===
Munkustrap: 
From the page to the stage, from the stage to the screen.
Jennifer Hudson: 
Comes a Jellicle ensemble, a sensational team.
Taylor Yifft: 
Of Jellicle monstrosities who’ll make you rage! Make you scream! 
Mr Mistoffelees: 
Is this film yet a war crime? 
Victoria/The main cat: 
It remains to be seen! 
Jennyanydots: 
Mr. Ren! Mr. Ren! On the light side again? 
More predictable than Bustopher Jones eating a whole hen (I’m fat!) 
Mungojerrie: 
Captain Marvel? Meow! More like Captain Boredom! 
Rumpelteazer: 
You’ve got Brie Larson? We have Dame Judi Dench and James Corden (I’m fat!) 
Idris Catba: 
Hey Simba, for a cat, your name kinda stinks 
How about Simbilificopalus McRompleydinks! 
Dame Judi Dench: 
I mean, what Pride do you have? You aren’t so great either 
Both our SFX had eyes rolling after one Rumple-teaser! 
Asparagus (Sir Ian McKellen): 
I’m Sir Ian McKellen and- 
Munkustrap: 
uhh, no one cares, thanks 
Now without any warning or explanation, here’s Skimbleshanks! 
Skimbledimble: 
Don’t lose your head, Thanos! Ooh, was that too low? 
Fuck you! My fe-lines are too fire! 
The Rum Tum Tugger: 
Jason Derulo! (I’m fat!)
 
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WHO WON?
Captain Marvel
Red
Hellboy
Thanos
Detective Pikachu
Toy Story
Simba
Rick and Cliff
Pennywise
Mr. Rogers
Kylo Ren
The Cats
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