EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Nick VS Maximus

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
NICK VS MAXIMUS!
BEGIN!
== Maximus's First Turn ==
"They said that you looked like your mother".
"But that sheer amount of stupidity matches your father".
"I may not be your first ancestor, but I'll still whoop your ass".
"And even if you can beat me now, I can always travel back to the past".
"As for how you compare to your brother, that's not too much of a test".
"However, you aren't SHIT compared to the best".
==Nick's First Turn==
"So you're the one I'm supposed to have been reincarnated from"?
"Well you better step down or I'll burn your ass worse than the sun".
"I heard that Vuxo was your father". "Boy do I feel bad for you".
"I bet he was good to you and your mom too".
"How did you die in a crumbling tower if you're a legendary hero"?
"If you ask me, you seem more like a legendary zero".
<Nick shoots a Lightning Bolt at Maximus>
== Maximus's Second Turn ==
<Maximus shoots it out of the air with another thunderbolt>
"Sorry, but I'm too quick on the draw Nickolas".
"And I can use that power to end this faster than quick".
"Go ahead and use your mental equipping, get yourself some clothes".
"And you can also watch as I steal ALL of your hos".
"And I'll be a hyena, because I'll just laugh".
"After I make some new roads with the bones of your arrogant ass".
==Nick's Second Turn==
"If you're the best, I really must be the strongest of them all".
"So c'mon Maximus, everyone knows that you like to take falls".
"I can layer forms and perform fusion with anyone I please".
"You couldn't even get your own wife appeased".
"And you want to come and try to rap back at me"?
"Just go home and tell your dad that you got your ass beat".
== Maximus's Third Turn ==
<Turns Aqua God>
"Tie me in a knot"? 'Ha, nope".
"And even if you could, you couldn't do it before I hung you with a rope".
"And I'm no comedian, I mean what I say".
"And I'll drop you on your ass anyday".
"I'll beat your ass with rhymes more revolutionary then the motherfucking Wii".
"And one thing I can say is at least my parents were there for me"!
==Nick's Third Turn==
<Turns Mystic>
"You ever see this form before"? "I thought not".
"This form will take you at your best and tie you in a knot".
"So come at me Maximus, you damn comedian".
"Because I'll enjoy stopping you from breathing".
"You may be my ancestor, but I can't respect you or your hair".
"And after I beat you, not even your father will care".
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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