The Origin/Transcript

[The episode starts with Guaptain waking up. His eyes are blue.]
Guaptain [Sadly]: Yay. Another boring day.
[The scene cuts to the kitchen]
Ashley: Hey, Guaptain! Want some eggs?
Guaptain [Sadly]: Nah. I'm good.
Andy: What's wrong, Guap?
Guaptain [Sadly]: Nothing.
Andy: Your eyes are blue.
Guaptain [Sadly]: Well, with The Eviltons in jail, it's been so boring.
Tim [Looking at his phone]: Then you shouldn't have put them in jail.
Guaptain [Sadly]: Thanks for the support.
[Joe and Willie walk into the room]
Joe: Hey guys!
Willie: Hey Guaptain, I know you're sad, but I have to ask. I never really learned how you became Joe's friend.
[Guaptain's eyes suddenly become green]
Guaptain: So, you want to hear my life story, ay?!
Willie: Uh, no... I just want to know-
[Guaptain cuts Willie off]
Guaptain: Let's go back, to when I was born.
[The scene starts fading]
Willie: No, wait!
[It now shows Guaptain and his parents and his sister in the hospital]
Guaptain: When I was born, I had a birth defect that made my eyes solid green. The doctor said it wouldn't lead to any weird consequences... He was wrong.
[The scene show Guaptain and his mom]
Guaptain: At 4, my eyes started changing colors based on my emotions. I was walking to the kitchen, when I fell, and hurt myself. My eyes were still green, but there was a small hint of blue in my eyes. My mom, Karen, asked me if I was ok.
Karen: Are you ok, George?
Guaptain: Then, my mean 8 year old sister, Kellyann walked by, and laughed at me.
Kellyann: Ha! Ha!
Guaptain: Then, my eye tint turned from blue to red. Then, my dad, James, walked past me. He didn't even notice that I was hurt. Then, my eyes turned full red and I yelled something.
[The scene cuts back to the present]
Andy: You can remember all of these little details about one day when you were 4, and yet you can't remember to put your dirty clothes in the hamper?!
Guaptain: There's a dirty clothes hamper?
Bobtain: Hey, what word did you yell? I like to learn new words!
Guaptain:... Let's just say that there was a bar of soap in my mouth the same night. Now, let's go back to my flashback. Anyway-
[The scene starts to dissolve]
Guaptain: Let's go to the day when Andy... yeah. Anyway, it was winter! I was 5. Andy and I were having a snowball fight!
Young Andy: Ha! Good luck catching me! I've got the power of science.
Young Guaptain: Well, I've got the power of aimless throwing.
[Guaptain throws a snowball at the snow]
Young Andy: Nice shooting! Now, try dodging this!
Guaptain: Andy threw a snowball, but, it somehow turned into a metal ball, and a giant hole formed. I started hurling toward the whole.
Young Andy: So much for logic!
Guaptain: Andy ran over too me, and I grabbed my hand. He pulled me back to the ground.
Young Guaptain: Thanks, Andy!
Guaptain: Suddenly, the wind current pulled up, and Andy flew up! I grabbed Andy's hand.
Young Andy: Let go!
Young Guaptain: What?! Why?!
Young Andy: Id you hold on any longer, you'll fall into the whole with me.
Young Guaptain: I'm not letting go!
Young Andy: If you won't let go-
[Andy lets go]
Young Andy:-Then I will.
Guaptain: Andy started falling down the hole.
[Guaptain goes down on his knees]
Young Guaptain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[The scene cuts back to the present]
Joe: How did that even happen?
Andy: Well...
[The scene cuts to Wild X's mansion]
Wild X: Yes! I have killed Andy!
Andy: Then, Mr. O came, a day later, and revived me, turning me evil.
[The scene cuts back to the present]
Guaptain: Hey! This is my flashback! Anyway, with Pre-School coming up, and my best friend being dead, I had to find a new best friend. And, I did! Right Bobtain?
[Guaptain points to Bobtain]
Bobtain: Who?!
Tim: It's you, ding dong!
Bobtain: Who's there?!
[Tim walks away]
[The scene cuts back to a Kindergarten room.]
Guaptain: Now, we're at my Kindergarten year. I was at the green table, with Bobtain and... Ashley!
Ashley: Yay!
Guaptain: Around the middle of the year, Joe moved from Texas to Fun Town!
Willie: Yay! Now, I'm going to leave!
Guaptain: Wait, there's more!
Willie: Oh, come on!
Guaptain: For the next few years, I was forced to be friends with Joe. I never really liked him, no offense. But, in 3rd grade, something clicked!
Willie: You liking Joe?
Guaptain: No. My bones. In the hospital, Joe brought me help whenever I needed it! Then, I started liking him!
[The scene cuts to the present]
Willie: Yay. A happy ending! Well, I'm gonna go!
[The camera follows Willie]
Guaptain: Wait! I haven't gotten to my fight with Bobtain! Or me meeting Tim in 6th grade! Wait!
[The screen goes black. Guaptain lifts the curtain, and continues talking]
Guaptain: Sorry about that. Now, in 4th grade-
[The curtain drops, knocking Guaptain out. The episode ends]
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