Mayonnaise and Marmalade

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 is a song that is heard in "Take My Wife, Sleaze" during the montage of Bart teaching Homer how to ride his new Harley-Davidson.
== Lyrics ==
: You showed me everything, you took me by the hand.
: Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand.
: You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings,
: Like mayonnaise and marmalade and other spreadable things.
: So I guess you are my hero, and there's something you should know.
: I want to make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow.
: If you weren't a man and my father, too.
: I'd buy you a diamond ring, and then I'd marry you.
Category:Songs
Category:Season 11 songs
Category:Songs by NRBQ