Nostalgia Critic: Johnny Test

The video thumbnail consists of Nostalgia Critic holding a horrified Johnny Test in his neck, with NC pointing a knife to him, with the Johnny Test logo at the bottom right of the screen edited to read "Nostalgia Critic".
== Transcript ==
NC: Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
(Intro and theme song to Season 2 of Johnny Test plays)
NC (voiceover): So, I have a pure flaming hate for Johnny Test, a godly pure horrible Canadian show that I wish never changed generations! For those who don't know what it is, Johnny Test is about a annoying, repetitive 9-year old kid called Johnny with a dog pal Dukey and his genius sisters Susan and Mary. For those who think this show is good, give this video a thumbs down. It's just my stupid opinion on this.
(Season 1 theme song plays as footage of a S2 episode plays)
NC (voiceover): Anyway, so continuing on. Johnny Test started out as a enjoyable show in 2005, the first three seasons being watchable. Until at least 2007, Teletoon decided to cancel the series, to be (gunshot) never aired again.
(Theme song comes to a pause)
NC (voiceover): I wish it was.
(Clips of Season 4 and 5 episodes play)
NC (voiceover): Suddenly in 2009, Johnny Test came back with a fourth season, moving to Cartoon Network in the United States when Kids WB got bulldozed. And hell, this show became a unwatchable wasted piece of shit.
(NC is then seen on the screen)
NC: Fuck you, Johnny Test. You have been such a WHINY, SELFISH BRAT all the time that makes me wanna take a gun at myself!!!
(NC then grabs a knife and cuts off the Johnny Test characters' heads, one-by-one)
(Clip from a episode of the show plays)
Johnny Test: Whoa! Didn't see that coming!
NC: Shut up, Johnny. Did you even see that coming?! Did you?! Shithead.
(Punches Johnny Test in the head)
NC: So, this show thankfully was cancelled in 2014, as I demand there will NEVER, EVER be a seventh season of this show! Seriously, this god-awful piece of Canadian cartoons makes Foodfight a masterpiece!!
(Footage of a Season 6 episode plays)
NC: So, while watching a episode, close your eyes and count the whip cracks.
(Whip crack plays, as NC closes his eyes)
NC: 1. 2. 3. 4.
(NC opens his eyes)
NC: Dammit, there never is a really quiet moment in this show, in which makes this show, a fucking EAR-RAPING, MIND-NUMBING, BRAIN-DAMAGING, LAUGH-FREE, EXTREME HEADACHING, EYESORING, TOOTH-DECAYING, FACE-PUNCHING and HEART-CRACKING half-ass show. And that's one of the reasons why I'm putting my TV on fire.
(Picture with Johnny Test falling into Hell appears)
NC (voiceover): I'm glad you enjoy yourself burning in the fiery depths of Hell, making my life ruined and spending your time in Land Abusralia. You have grown mature enough that I want to vomit in your eyes.
NC: And guess what, I'm going to burn all the DVDs of your show right now!
(NC puts the Johnny Test DVDs inside a fireplace and burns them)
NC: Here! Now they're dead!
NC: God, this show sucks dick. (A placecard shows up saying "THIS SUCKS".)
NC: So in 36 years, this show will burn into the ground and the creator of this show will forget this was even made in the first place!
(Season 5 episode plays)
NC: AAAARGGGGHHHHHH, ARRRGHH! Fuck you, Johnny Test! Fuck Cartoon Network! Fuck Teletoon!
NC: Man, this show is a piece of SAOZILLAFUXKUDISUUSEZUJDUFUXKUDKAJSHIFHSJQSWHGIBUFU.
(NC puts Johnny Test on acid)
NC (voiceover): JEUSISHDHUQUXBXHSYXYYAYHSYXYXYAYHSBXXNXFYCKHSUMSWUDEBEGY.
(Cuts back to Nostalgia Critic)
NC: You know, this takes Disney and Phineas and Ferb into shit levels! Shame on your crap, Johnny Test. You're the pain in my sack!
NC: So that's my long review done. I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to.
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