Burnie

Burnie is an NPC in Fyxestroll Garden aboard The Xianzhou Luofu.
==Profile==
(To be added.)
==Location==
==Missions and Events==
==Dialogue==
;(Can be talked to by interacting with Suppression Tower, Locufox Forest)
:Burnie: This world really has changed. People nowadays have no joy in their lives...
: Was that a self-introduction?
::Burnie: Why should I do that? You humans are all spoiled brats. Wait, were you cursing me out?
: Go on, tell me more...
::Burnie: Do I really need to say any more? You are already living in this joyless world.
:Burnie: When I escaped, I took possession for a while of this guy who never went outside. If he wasn't flaming people online, he was threatening to dox others...
:Burnie: At first, I had great fun playing together with him. But as time went by, I got a bit choked with that brat's salty spite and couldn't stand it any longer. So, I decided it was time to change flavors to a more bland variety of human.
:Burnie: Little did I know the next guy turned out to be a starskiff taxi pilot. He worked from dawn to dusk, and I never saw him taking a single step away from the helm...
:Burnie: I wanted to push him into slacking off just a little, but this guy's willpower turned out to be even stronger than mine, and he even wanted me to control his body to steer for him...
:Burnie: Seriously? Work as a driver for him? I'm here to gorge myself in the ultimate pleasure you humans feel when you give in to your desires, not to be a salary worker for you!
:Burnie: Then, to shake off my bad luck, I found an old, abandoned residence to hide in. And then I ran into this mess *groan*...
:Burnie: Are you enjoying the story so far? If you are, then don't come back and bug me ever again!
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