Suite Sinking (Suite Life Parody)

This is a parody story of the characters from The Suite Life on Deck and if the ship sunk. RATED G. Nothing bad in this. Enjoy!
Moesby was sweeping the deck when a sudden shake came. Zack walked up to Moesby, "Did you break wind?" Moesby replied, "Zack, this is serious! I have to check with the captain!" Moesby ran off. Woody walked over to Zack, "What's going on? The captain made me drop my chicken." Zack replied, "I dunno, maybe-" The Captain came on the speaker. "ICEBERG! I REPEAT ICEBERG! EVERYBODY GO TO THE LIFEBOATS!" Woody and Zack went to their cabins, unkowingly doing the exact opposite of what the Captain said.
Zack and Woody entered Cody's cabin. Cody, Bailey, and London were curled up on the floor. Cody said "This is it guys we are gone!" London got up and said "Ha! You idiots! This is just a dream! I'll wake up!" London ran out the door, screaming,"I could fly!" That was the end of London.
Hours later, the ship was still sinking, and everyone, especially Zack, was going crazy. "Which one of you sunk the ship? Huh? Was it you Woody?" Woody replied "No!" "Search him, Bailey!" Zack said. "My pleasure!" Bailey said. Woody said "I would never sink the ship! I'm your friends!" Bailey went over and pushed Woody against the wall. She felt his hair and went down, she stopped at his huge belly. "Turn!" Bailey said. He turned. Bailey searched his stomach, feeling all over with her hands. Woody began to laugh. "Hahaha stop that! It tickles!" Bailey searched his belly button. "Is that corn?" Woody "Erm...Yes." Bailey snapped out of it. "What am I doing? Sorry, Woody!" Woody said, "Oh, it's okay." Zack said "Are you a traitor, too!?" Bailey said "No, I-" Water entered the room.
A few hours passed, Zack and Woody went crazy and jumped off the ship, Leaving the water going higher and higher. Cody said, "This is it, love you Bailey." Bailey said, "Love you too." "Wanna go out and try a lifeboat?"