Burrito Bucket's Fishing Trip: A SpongeBob Parody.

== A fanfiction using the characters from DC Super Hero Girls 2019 TV series, Also i'm gonna put Jessica Cruz as a employee of this restaurant. Parody of SpongeBob Squarepants episode Clams Enjoy it. ==
Customer: Uhh, what do you like better? The Hyper Double Taco, or the nacho cheese with guacamole?
Jessica: I like neither. Can I take your order?
Customer: What about the Bologna Burritos, are they any good?
Jessica: [annoyed] No. What will you have?
Customer: Well, uhh, what's your vote on the soda?
Jessica: [Looking irritated finally loses her temper and she throws the paper and pencil in anger] Sir, let's just get this out of the way, I hate everything on the menu! Now, what do you want?
Barbara: [Pokes her head out from behind the kitchen window] Psst, try a Super Triple Burrito!
Customer: Uhh, I'll try the Super Triple Burrito.
Jessica: That'll be one dollar. [Rings up one bit then a siren goes off]
Customer: What's going on?
Jessica: Something stupid, I'm sure. [Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a orchesta in the background playing victorious music. Shane O'Shaughnessy comes out from the restroom, cheering]
Shane: Yippee! [Kisses the customer and Jessica. Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself] Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!
Jessica: [sighs] See? I told you. [Barbara comes out of the kitchen]
Barbara: What's wrong with Mr. Shane?
Shane: [Looks weird as he runs over to the counter] Nothing, Gordon! Do you know what this is?!
Jessica: A very dirty dollar?
Shane: No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every in my family's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine. Congratulations, Sir. You have just given me my one millionth dollar.
Customer: Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?
Shane: Nothing. Now get out.
Customer: [confused] Uhh, what?
Shane: Get out! Everyone get out, you're spoiling my moment! [Pushes everyone out the door] My millionth dollar.
Barbara: Congratulations, Mr. Shane.
Shane: Congratulate yourselves, Gordon. A man's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you [He imagines Barbara and Jessica looking deformed] comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making my millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip.
Barbara: Wow, a trip!
Jessica: I can't believe it, Mr. Shane. Where we going, Spa Day?
[Scene cuts to the three of them in a pool]
Shane: No.
Jessica: Pamper Island?
[Scene cuts to the three of them laying on towels at a beach]
Shane: Try again.
Jessica: Ooh! ooh! ooh! The Metropolis Folk Village?
[Scene cuts to the three of them in 18th century clothing]
Shane: Better than that!
[Scene cuts to them wearing raincoats on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise, Jessica looks unamused]
Jessica: Fishing?! Are you serious? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? [Fishes are jumping] Fishing for stinky fishes in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon? You call this fun?
Shane: Aww, come on now, Jess. Three fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fishes [Catches a fish then he throws it back] then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?
Jessica: [still annoyed] No. [Takes off her raincoat and sits on her chair] And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.
Barbara: Hey Jess, you want to me cast out over here so you can watch me?
Jessica: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?
Barbara: Okay. 
Jessica: [takes out her phone] Oh great there is no signal here. [sighs] Well i think i have to spend my time in another activity [pulls out a magazine. Barbara casts her line behind her which catches on Jessica's magazine, Barbara brings her line forward and casts it in the lagoon. Barbara casts Jessica's chair and she spins in the air and lands on her stomach] Hey! watch where you're swinging that... [Barbara casts Jessica's clothes in the lagoon] Barbara! be careful with... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!! [Barbara casts Jessica's nose into the lagoon. Jessica screams loudly in pain, then walks up to Shane] Okay, I've had enough.
Shane: [Laughs] Oh, Jessica, you got to lighten up. [Barbara is still casting out items while Shane talks to Jessica] Sure the lad's a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. [Laughs. The hook in Barbara's fishing rod touches Shane's millionth dollar. Gasps] My millionth dollar! [Barbara rips Shane's pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon] Gordon, wait! Gordon, you hooked my millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya. [Music plays] Oh no. Gordon, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Everybody knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late! Hurry, Gordon! The music's getting faster! [Barbara reels it in as fast as she can. Shane opens the doors to the orchestra] There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats! [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! [to the conductor] Stop it, please! [to the violinists] I'm begging ya! Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! Hurry, Gordon!
Barbara: Here she comes...She made it!
Shane: [Holds up the dollar and cheers] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. [Ominous orchestra music plays again. Suddenly, a giant shark jumps up and takes Shane's dollar. It takes a while for Shane to notice his bit isn't in his hand anymore. The shark swims away. The scene cuts as Shane’s eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]
Jessica: So, some trip, eh, Mr. Shane?
Shane: Oh, Jessica! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped shark ate my millionth dollar! [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost my dollar, and I'll never get it back! [bangs his hands against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!
Barbara: I've never seen Mr. Shane so broken up. [Shane is literally in pieces, crying]
Jessica: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen. C'mon, Mr. Shane, drop the act. [Shane is crying while sucking his Feet] Mr. Shane, it's just a stupid dollar. [Shane continues weeping as he pours tears into his mouth] For Pete's sake, Mr. Shane, suck it up! [Shane's eyes inflate then squirt out tears] Mr. Shane... [Shane is wailing like a fountain] Mr. Shane.. [Shane is sobbing like a faucet. Jessica has had enough.] Okay, okay, Mr. Shane, we'll help you get your dollar back!
Shane: [Sucks his thumb. then hears what Jessica said and feels much so better] You will? Great! Wait right here. [Runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on] Here's where shark fishing gets serious. [Scene cuts to later in the day where Shane is on top of the boat and Barbara and Jessica are on the lower deck] Okay, you girls get the fishing poles and I'll keep my eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip.
Barbara: [Salutes] Aye aye, captain!
Shane: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that shark and rescue my dollar. [Shane scouts the area. Scene cuts to later where Shane has a beard on from scouting for too long. Barbara and Jessica's clothes are covered in mold. they have bloodshot eyes and unkempt hairs]
Jessica: That's it, I'm finished! [removes the mold] We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!
Barbara: [also removing the mold] Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Ace.
[Scene cuts to Ace chewing up the Gordon's couch at home]
Jessica: [groans] This is ridiculous! 92 hours here, my phone is dead and there's no place to charge my phone!
Barbara: [stomach growls] I'm hungry!
Jessica: Yeah me too, and we're gonna die out here just because a shark ate Shane's stupid dollar! [Takes a dollar out of her wallet] Well, if he wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. Know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Barbara: Oh, I get ya. [Jabbers. Scene cuts to later in the day where Shane is still scouting the area]
Barbara and Jessica: Oh, Mr. Shane! Mr. Shane! [Shane steers his eyes toward the other two to see them waving a dollar] Look what we've got!
Shane: [Jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [Takes the dollar] My millionth dollar? [Starts cheering again as well as Barbara and Jessica] Whoo-hoo! [Rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing] Wait a minute... [Rubs the bit back and forth again and points at the dollar] This isn't my millionth dollar. [Barbara and Jessica look at each other puzzled] This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [Shows the dollar just like described] and kissed with Blueberry Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.
Barbara: [wearing blue lipstick and a purse] Actually, it's Blueberry Blue number- [Jessica whacks her on the head with a fishing rod to shut her up, but it's already too late] three!
Shane: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe my own crew would betray me like this! [sobs]
Jessica: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by tears anymore.
Shane: [stops sobbing, then narrows his eyes] I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.
Jessica: You're kidding?
Barbara: Woo! Is it another fishing trip?
Shane: No. It's this sandwich. [Nails the sandwich to a pole]
Jessica: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?
Shane: Not a sandwich. [throws the other sandwiches into the lagoon] The sandwich.
Jessica: Whatever. We've got plenty more to... [She and Barbara get shocked. Shane throws the refrigerator into the lagoon] ...eat.
Shane: Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back.
Jessica: Uhh, Babs, can I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Shane has gone [suddenly shouting] completely insane?!
Barbara: What do you mean?
Jessica: Just look at him. [Pointing to Shane, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. My Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]
Barbara: Jessica, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you— [gets cut when Shane laughs maniacally]
Jessica: Look again. [Shane uses his eyeballs as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]
Barbara: [now visibly scared] You're right. How do we get outta here?
Jessica: If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.
Barbara: Okay. [Both take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up; Shane pops his head out of the lifeboat]
Shane: So you thought you'd skip out on old Shaughnessy, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave this man, he won't notice." [sobs] Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: [Scene cuts to Shane hanging his line over the boat. Barbara and Jessica are attached to the line] live bait!
Jessica: You're crazy! If that shark didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?
Shane: [Dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come. [Taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music; Barbara and Jessica shake and scream in terror]
Jessica: Mr. Shane, listen, I work with Babs all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [Yells] you are completely out of your mind?! [Shane giggles madly in response while conducting the orchestra. The giant shark emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the two on the line] Get us out of here!
Shane: Come on, fresh meat! [Barbara and Jessica scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant shark] Keep thrashing! He likes it! [Both continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast] Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there. [Giant shark shows the dollar on its tongue] That's it! [Closes the doors to cause the music to stop. The giant shark stops in mid-air and Shane jumps inside it to take the dollar] Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, girls, I finally got it! [Rubs his dollar on himself] I finally got my millionth dollar! [Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again. The giant shark closes its mouth, with Shane inside, and dives into the lagoon. Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]
Barbara: Oh, poor Mr. Shane. Gone forever out of our lives... [She starts crying] Why couldn't it have been me?!
Jessica: Yes, why couldn't it have been one of you?! [Sobbing]
Barbara: Why did he have to go like this?! Why?! [Crying]
Jessica: Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?! [the two of them crying and sobbing]
Shane: Hello, girls. [Barbara and Jessica stop sobbing]
Barbara and Jessica: Mr. Shane? [Shane's head is above the lagoon]
Shane: Have you Girls met... [Holds his millionth dollar up] ...my millionth dollar? [laughs]
Barbara: Wow, how did you get it back?
Shane: It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.
Barbara: What did you give him? [Shane jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having his head and his left arm]
Shane: Nothing important. [Laughs. Barbara and Jessica look shocked.]
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