Ass Pancakes

Ass Pancakes is a Scout-like Freak that likes SODA. He lives in a BONK! can in 2fort, like his bri'ish friend/rival/neighbour/buttbuddy SoupCock Porkpie.
He really likes pancakes, so much so that he challenged Goro Akechi to the pancake eating contest and lost 20 times in a row before making the pancakes rigging the taste of the pancakes to taste like ass pancakes, and still losing. Legend has it he's training to become the #1 pancake eater, as well as the #1 pancake shitter. Maybe he should consider self-Ubercharging and eating Pie pancakes to blow Goro DIE-high.
If you try to scare him off, he will BONK! you. Just ask him to play Minecraft or something. Whatever you do, don't make him angry!!!!
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