Goodman's Choco Chip Cookies

Goodman's Choco Chip Cookies are a type of cookie manufactured by Sweet Tooth Inc. So far, over 1,934,000,000 boxes of these original flavored cookies have been sold.
== The cookie (and cookies) ==
The cookie is a 6.5cm, chewy, tasty cookie, and 20 cookies are usually seen in each box. The cookie usually consists of 5 to 9 chocolate chips on them. The cookies usually last for about 7 months before expiring.
== List of editions ==
* Dark Chocolate - basically a dark chocolate version of the cookie, however, the chocolate chips are white. 397,000,000 sold.
* Red Velvet - a red velvet version of the cookie, with cream cheese chocolate chips. 324,000,000 sold.
* Rainbow - a vanilla cookie with rainbow smarties-like pieces inside. 292,000,000 sold.
* Gooey - the original vanilla version with goo inside. 281,900,000 sold.
* Dark Chocolate Gooey - the dark chocolate version with white chocolate goo. 241,500,000 sold.
* Peanut Butter Chocolate - a peanut butter flavoured cookie with chocolate chips. 221,200,000 sold.
* Cinnamon Roll - cinnamon flavoured cookie with icing and chocolate chips. 211,000,000 sold.
* Heaven - vanilla flavored cookie with chocolate goo, icing, and smarties-like pieces. 152,985,000 sold.
== Very special editions ==
* Dirrehea - This flavor is a dark chocolate cookie that tastes of liquid poop. Only avalible for 1 day every 10 years. 2,200 sold.
* Roblox - This flavor is a white cookie with a Roblox O on it. Eating this cookie makes you become addicted to playing Roblox for 24 hours. Only avalible for 5 days every 8 years. 45,000 sold.
* Isengard Cookie - This flavor is a normal looking cookie, but eating it makes you watch The Hobbits Are Going to Isengard Sped Up for 24 hours. Only avalible for 3 days every 5 years. 21,000 sold.
* Double Rainbows - This flavor is a rainbow-coloured cookie. Eating it causes you to see double rainbows for 5 months. Only avalible for 2 days every 4 years. 9,990 sold.
* Friday - This flavor looks like a normal cookie, but if you eat it, it causes you to watch Rebecca Black's "Friday" for 24 hours straight. Only avalible for 1 day every 7 years. 985 sold.
* Don't Eat! - This flavor is mouldy, and if you eat it, you die instantly, and blood goes everywhere. Only avalible for 1 hour every 20 years. 31 sold, 19 people died whilst eating the cookies.
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