RabsFinale

RabsFinale is the fiftieth and final episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Then bends decides to end The Mr. Rabs Show, so the gang enjoys their final moments before Znail Fail comes back to complain about everything like he always does. Meanwhile, Squiddard the Choir Boy comes back in an attempt to prove that we shouldn't censor the show.
==Transcript ==
*[The episode begins with Then bends going to Mr. Rabs' house, at night. He knocks on the door, and Mr. Rabs comes out]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going?
*Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted.
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair!
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now?
*Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show.
*Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"!
*Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye.
*[Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
*[Mr. Rabs mopes upstairs, still deeply saddened about the unexpected cancellation of the show.]
*Mr. Rabs: Goodnight, world! I'll see you tomorrow.
* Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
*Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
*[Suddenly, RongeRob walks out of the kitchen]
*RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Rabs!
*[Everybody looks at him. They all look dejected.]
*RongeRob: [In a confused, yet sad tone] What happened?!
*Mr. Rabs: Then bends canceled the show!
*RongeRob: W-what! How could he do such a thing.
* Mr. Rabs: He said it was about some stupid writing bullshit!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob gets an idea]
*RongeRob: Everyone! Don't be so sad! I think I have a good idea for our one last adventure!
*Mr. Zabs: And what would that be?
*RongeRob: It's simple! We should reunite with everbody we've met on the show, and maybe go out for Ice Cream or something!
*Mr. Blabs: That's a great idea!
*Mr. Labs: And who doesn't like Ice Cream!
*Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Nelly. There's one issue with your plan.
* RongeRob: And what would that be?
*Mr. Rabs: We don't know everybody we've met! It's been two seasons, and so many new characters since last time!
*RongeRob: Well, I found this old phone book! We could call them, and ask them to come over.
*Mr. Rabs: Great idea, boy!
*Narrator: What follows is a brief montage.
*[Montage of them calling everybody]
* Narrator: We hope you enjoyed this brief montage.
*[Cut to a shot of every character which previously appeared in the show, following the gang, and RongeRob in front.]
*Mr. Rabs: So, RongeRob. Where should we get Ice Cream?
*RongeRob: Apu's opened up a cool store near by!
*Mr. Rabs: Where?
* RogneRob: On "Near By Lane".
*Mr. Rabs: Oh.
*[They all walk in the street until reaching Apu's store.]
*Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart Ice Cream store.
*RongeRob: Ok! I have a lot of people here. So um, this might take awhile.
*Mr. Rabs' Gang: Thank god you already have our flavors! This shouldn't take too long!
*Apu: Not to worry.
*RongeRob: Ok, um, what do you want, Doctor #1?
*[Doctor #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Alright. thank you. What would you like, Mrs. Krusty?
*[Mrs. Krusty whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
* Narrator: Many more names later...
* RongeRob: And finally, One... YOUTUBE POOP FLAVOR? Really, Windows 7?
*[RongeRob gives Windows 7 an angry glance, and he shrugs, nervously]
* Apu: Oh, I am so sorry. We are out of YouTube Poop flavor.
*RongeRob: Any substitues?
*Apu: We do have Weegee flavor.
*RongeRob: That'll work.
*Apu: I am going to make your order sir.
*[Apu turns around, and turns right around almost instantly, carrying a mountain of Ice Cream]
*Apu: Here is your order sir.
*[RongeRob looks back at the Television Station, and notices something strange]
*RongeRob: Hey, Apu, you might need to put those in the freezer. I need to talk to the gang, it might take awhile.
* Apu: Not to worry.
*[RongeRob runs away quickly, and goes to the gang]
*RongeRob: Why is "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" airing?!?!?!
* Mr. Rabs: WHAT!!
*[Mr. Rabs looks at the station, and sees "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" is about to air]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Uh oh.
*[They all run to the station as fast as they can, but the front door is locked]
*Mr. Rabs: [Starts sniffling] I'm ruined!
*RongeRob: You're already ruined, Mr. Rabs. Your show is about to end and all.
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, but this'll ruin any chance of a revival!
*RongeRob: Oh, yeah!
*[The two roll around crying. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs comes by with a crowbar]
*Mr. Zabs: [Hits the glass door open]
*[The noise makes RongeRob and Mr. Rabs stop moving]
*RongeRob: Heeeyy! The door's open!
*Mr. Rabs: R-really?
*[Mr. Rabs instantly gets a smile on his face]
*Mr. Rabs: Now, let's stop "Squiddard, the Choir Boy"!
* All: Yeah!
*[They all go inside]
*Mr. Rabs: What the? Another locked door?
*[Mr. Zabs attempts to hit the door with the crowbar, however it deflects, hitting him, causing him to faint]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good.
* Mr. Labs: We know that!
* Mr. Blabs: What are we gonna do now? The only button to stop the airing is in there!
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, don't you have emergency broadcast ending software?
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, but I uninstalled it.
*RongeRob: That's ok. I think I might've figured something out!
*[RongeRob pulls the fire alarm, and water starts to come out of the ceiling]
*Mr. Eabs: What the- What the hell was that for?
*[Suddenly, all the machinery explodes due to water damage.
* [Silence]
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: You did it!
*RongeRob: I really did! YEAH!!!!!
*Mr. Blabs: Now what do you say we go get some Ice Cream!
*[They all run back]
*RongeRob: Apu! Get the Ice Cream out of the freezer!
*Apu: Of course!
*[Apu gets the Ice Cream out of the freezer]
*[Transition to later. Everybody is enjoying their Ice Cream, besides Mr. Zabs, who is absent.]
*Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious!
*RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of?
*Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit-
*RongeRob: D-dog semen?
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
*[Fade to Black.]
*[Credits, with different music: "Through The Wire" - Mr. Rabs version].
==Directors Cut==
THIS IS ONLY ON THE DVD RELEASE (Directors Cut version).
*[The episode begins with Then bends going to Mr. Rabs' house, at night. He knocks on the door, and Mr. Rabs comes out]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going?
*Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted.
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair!
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now?
*Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show.
*Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"!
*Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye.
*[Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
*[Mr. Rabs mopes upstairs, still deeply saddened about the unexpected cancellation of the show.]
*Mr. Rabs: Goodnight, world! I'll see you tomorrow.
* Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
*Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
*[Suddenly, RongeRob walks out of the kitchen]
*RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Rabs!
*[Everybody looks at him. They all look dejected.]
*RongeRob: [In a confused, yet sad tone] What happened?!
*Mr. Rabs: Then bends canceled the show!
*RongeRob: W-what! How could he do such a thing.
* Mr. Rabs: He said it was about some stupid writing bullshit!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob gets an idea]
*RongeRob: Everyone! Don't be so sad! I think I have a good idea for our one last adventure!
*Mr. Zabs: And what would that be?
*RongeRob: It's simple! We should reunite with everbody we've met on the show, and maybe go out for Ice Cream or something!
*Mr. Blabs: That's a great idea!
*Mr. Labs: And who doesn't like Ice Cream!
*Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Nelly. There's one issue with your plan.
* RongeRob: And what would that be?
*Mr. Rabs: We don't know everybody we've met! It's been two seasons, and so many new characters since last time!
*RongeRob: Well, I found this old phone book! We could call them, and ask them to come over.
*Mr. Rabs: Great idea, boy!
*Narrator: What follows is a brief montage.
*[Montage of them calling everybody]
* Narrator: We hope you enjoyed this brief montage.
*[Cut to a shot of every character which previously appeared in the show, following the gang, and RongeRob in front.]
*Mr. Rabs: So, RongeRob. Where should we get Ice Cream?
*RongeRob: Apu's opened up a cool store near by!
*Mr. Rabs: Where?
* RogneRob: On "Near By Lane".
*Mr. Rabs: Oh.
*[They all walk in the street until reaching Apu's store.]
*Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart Ice Cream store.
*RongeRob: Ok! I have a lot of people here. So um, this might take awhile.
*Mr. Rabs' Gang: Thank god you already have our flavors! This shouldn't take too long!
*Apu: Not to worry.
*RongeRob: Ok, um, what do you want, IShowSpeed?
*[IShowSpeed whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor #1?
*[Doctor #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
* RongeRob: Alright. thank you. What would you like, Mrs. Krusty?
*[Mrs. Krusty whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you kids like?
*[The children whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. President?
*[Joe Biden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: [Whispering to himself] Phony... And what would you like, Lebron?
*[LeBron James whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Principal?
*[The Principal whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Angel Purple Mr. Rabs?
*[Angel Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Devil Purple Mr. Rabs?
*[Devil Purple Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Sr.?
*[Mr. Rabs Sr. whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mrs. Rabs?
*[Mrs. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Purple Patrick from Opposite Day, you're my friend! I already know what you would want!
*Purple Patrick from Opposite Day: Thanks, buddy.
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Job Interviewer?
*[The Job Interviewer whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you don't like Ice Cream, Squidward. What would you like Mr. Krabs?
*[Mr. Krabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeBob?
*[SpongeBob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Geeks?
*[The Geeks whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: وماذا تريد يا أسامة?
*[Osama bin Laden whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you DON'T get any Ice Cream, for being a bad boy, Evil Mr. Rabs! Neither do you, Plankton! (Episode). And what would you like, Guy Fieri?
*[Guy Fieri whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Doctor?
*[The Doctor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nurses?
*[The Nurses whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, QuackersClocks?
*[QuackersClocks whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick?
*[Patrick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Patrick Not-Star?
*[Patrick Not-Star whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you won't get anything, SF99.
*SF99: What! How come?
*RongeRob: You destroyed city like a week ago.
*[SF99 makes a sad face and walks away.]
*RongeRob: You and Dake won't get anything either, Quandale. Also, how did you get here?
*Quandale Dingle: We have our ways.
*[RongeRob looks at them, suspicious, and walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Messi?
*[Messi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeTom?
*[SpongeTom whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dedenne Guy?
*[Dedenne Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Seth MacFarlane, you're an ass, so nothing for you.
*Seth MacFarlane: Aw, man!
*[RongeRob walks away from him]
*RongeRob: I'll see you in hell, Vern and Johnny. And what would you like, Cleveland Brown?
*[Cleveland Brown whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Donald Trump, our one and only true president?
*[Donald Trump whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, loyal Customers #1 and #2?
*[The Customers whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: 9 + 10 Kid, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you like, Muscle Man?
*[Muscle Man whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Teenager?
*[Teenager whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Jim, tsk tsk tsk. And what would you Quidward's Ghost?
*Quidward's Ghost: I want revenge!
*RongeRob: They don't serve that here, sorry. And you Thugs suck! Nothing for you! And what would you like, SpongeBob Returns?
*[SpongeBob Returns whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Burger Beard and birds?
*[Burger Beard, Kyle and David whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Squiddard?
*[Squiddard whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Receptionist?
*[The Receptionist whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nr. Nabs... or is it Mr. Nabs? I don't know
*Mr. Nabs: It's MISTER Nabs! MISTER!!!!
*[Mr. Nabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry you couldn't make it, Ian and Antown.
*[He places his frycook hat on his chest for 5 seconds whilst looking down, than walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier?
*[The Cashier whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fred?
*[Fred whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but as RongeRob walks away, he steps on Fred's leg]
*Fred: My leg!
*RongeRob: Oh, sorry Fred!
*[He walks away, stepping on Fred's leg again]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kuromi?
*[Kuromi whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like....
*[He takes on quick glance at EDP445, who is licking his lips at the sight of Kuromi]
*RongeRob: Actually, nevermind.
*[He walks away, distressed]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cop #1?
*[Cop #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you aren't getting anything, Vincent Waller. And what would you like, What Zit Tooya?
*What Zit Tooya: I'll tell you what I want! I want my job back!
*RongeRob: Aw! Maybe you'll get that someday!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Nicolas Carr, music editor for SpongeBob?
*[Nicolas Carr whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dr. Fortnite B. Science?
*[Dr. Fortnite B. Science whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And you're gross, Utrenkl.
*[Utrenkl makes a sad face, and RongeRob walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Police Officer #1?
*[Police Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Znail Fail?
*Znail Fail: I'd just like to critique this final episode. I think that-
*[Suddenly, a giant Evil Mr. Rabs steps on him]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeGlock w/ Legs?
*[SpongeGlock w/ Legs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, NauticalSponge?
*[NauticalSponge whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Then bends, thanks for canceling the show!
*Then bends: You're welcome!
*[Everybody looks at Then bends, who nervously shrugs.]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, ItchyBurrito?
*[ItchyBurrito whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Sandy?
*[Sandy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Bubble Bass?
*[Bubble Bass whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob attempts to write down his flavor on a sheet of paper, but due to how complicated it is, he rips it up and throws it out.]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Garfield?
*[Garfield whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry, Dirk Dinkum! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Springtrap?
*[Springtrap whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Tiger?
*[The Tiger whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 69?
*[Incidental 69 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Old Man Walker?
*[Old Man Walker whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Sorry, Nermal! You've caused too much Trouble! But what would you like, Baku?
*[Baku whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Rain Cloud?
*[Rain Cloud whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 70?
*[Incidental 70 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mailman?
*[The Mailman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: It's no fair you kicked the gang out of Crack Island, Manager dude!
*Manager: He... He was so rude!
*RongeRob: And you're so woke! Hmmph!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kanye West?
*[Kanye West whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, AI Kanye?
*AI Kanye: Well, you see, the other day I was walking down the street, and I-
*RongeRob: Thank you very much, Kanye. And what would you like, Mr. Rabs Grandma?
*[Mr. Rabs Grandma whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SpongeRob?
*[SpongeRob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Amberal ert?
*[Amberal ert whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Jack Black?
*[Jack Black whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And... yuck, Woke Mr. Rabs! And what would you like, Primitive Rabs, and Evil Primitive Rabs?
*[The Primitive Rabs whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, The Inferior Mr. Rabs?
*[The Inferior Mr. Rabs whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Kid #1?
*[Kid #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?
*[Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Squilliam Fancyson The Third?
*[Squilliam whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Customer #1?
*[Customer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Health Inspector Yellowtail Andy?
*[Andy Yellowtail whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Sir Urchin and Snail Fail?
*[Sir Urchin and Snail Fail whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And- no way, Jose! You're not getting anything, Evil Employee!
*[He walks away]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
*[Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Person in Desk #1?
*[Person in Desk #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dentist Lady?
*[Dentist Lady whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Tippy Tinkletrousers! You're a bad, bad man! But what would you like, Tricky Dick?
*[Tricky Dick whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Homeless Guy?
*[The Homeless Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, PyroLego?
*[PyroLego whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Guy Employee?
*[Guy Employee whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Larry the Lobster?
*[Larry the Lobster whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Gary?
*[Gary meows into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 107?
*[Incidental 107 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Salesman?
*[The Salesman whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Mayor?
*[The Mayor whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Orphan #1?
*[Orphan #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dad inc?
*[Dad inc whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Fat Guy #1?
*[Fat Guy #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And for trying to destroy the world as we know, you get nothing, SpingeBill!
*SpingeBill: Aw, man!
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Cashier Guy?
*[Cashier Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mall Officer #1?
*[Mall Officer #1 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, EmpLemon?
*[EmpLemon whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Dog Huh?
*Dog Huh: Huh?
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Brody Foxx?
*[Brody Foxx whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, My Melody?
*[My Melody whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And for being such a cutie, you can have two!
*[Cut to Kuromi, sad]
*KuromI: T-two?
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Phineas and Ferb?
*[Phineas and Ferb whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, SongBob?
*[SongBob whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Jury Members and Judge?
*[They whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Store Clerk?
*[The clerk whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, CowCowManManThingIt?
*[CowCowManManThingIt whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you two Ghetto fellas like?
*[Ghetto Mr. Rabs and Ghetto RongeRob whisper into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavors on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Snoop Dogg?
*[Snoop Dogg whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 49A?
*[Incidental 49A whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Beast?
*[Mr. Beast whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, CEO Guy?
*[The CEO Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, John?
*[John whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mable?
*[Mable whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Government Person?
*[The Government Person whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down her flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Incidental 41?
*[Incidental 41 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Big D. Randy?
*[Big D. Randy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Animany?
*[Animany whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down their flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Tit's Ghost?
*[Titus's Ghost whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Funeral Guy?
*[The Funeral Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Hotdog Stand Guy?
*[The Hotdog Stand Guy whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And what would you like, Mr. Pizza?
*[Mr. Pizza whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: And finally, what would you like, Windows 7?
*[Windows 7 whispers into RongeRob's ear, and RongeRob writes down his flavor on a sheet of paper]
*RongeRob: Alright! That's everyone! Now, to walk all the way back to the front!
*[He walks all the way to the front for 16 minutes.]
*Apu: So, uh, what flavors?
*RongeRob: We have-
*Narrator: 2000 Years Later...
*RongeRob: And finally, One... YOUTUBE POOP FLAVOR? Really, Windows 7?
*[RongeRob gives Windows 7 an angry glance, and he shrugs, nervously]
* Apu: Oh, I am so sorry. We are out of YouTube Poop flavor.
*RongeRob: Any substitues?
*Apu: We do have Weegee flavor.
*RongeRob: That'll work.
*Apu: I am going to make your order sir. But, uh, what is that thing?
*[The gang, and RongeRob look to see "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" alive and moving".]
*Mr. Eabs: Eh?
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Ah, it's good to be back, ahaha!
*Mr. Rabs: Not so fast! What do you think you're doing?
*Apu: Here is your order sir.
*RongeRob: Hey, Apu, you might need to put those in the freezer. I need to talk to the gang, it might take awhile.
* Apu: Not to worry.
* Squiddard, the Choir Boy: It's simple! I'm going to go to that station, and air myself!
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Not if we get there first!
* [The gang and RongeRob all run to the station as fast as they can, but the front door is locked]
* RongeRob: No.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It-It can't be
*Mr. Rabs: [Starts sniffling] Oh, I'm ruined!
*[Crying]
*RongeRob: You're already ruined, Mr. Rabs. Your show is about to end and all.
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, but this'll ruin any chance of a revival!
*RongeRob: Oh, yeah!
*[The two roll around crying. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs comes by with a crowbar]
*Mr. Zabs: [Hits the glass door open]
*[The noise makes RongeRob and Mr. Rabs stop moving]
*RongeRob: Heeeyy! The door's open!
*Mr. Rabs: R-really?
*[Mr. Rabs instantly gets a smile on his face]
*Mr. Rabs: Now, let's stop "Squiddard, the Choir Boy"!
* All: Yeah!
*[They all go inside]
*Mr. Rabs: What the? Another locked door?
*[Mr. Zabs attempts to hit the door with the crowbar, however it deflects, hitting him, causing him to faint]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good.
* Mr. Labs: We know that!
* Mr. Blabs: What are we gonna do now? The only button to stop the airing is in there!
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, don't you have emergency broadcast ending software?
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, but I uninstalled it.
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Yup! Now, I've finally won! Ahahahhaha!
*[Suddenly, a wire catches on fire, triggering the fire alarm]
*Mr. Labs: What the heck.
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Oh shi-
*[Suddenly, all the machinery explodes due to water damage.
* [Silence]
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: You did it!
*RongeRob: I really did! YEAH!!!!!
*Mr. Blabs: Now what do you say we go get some Ice Cream!
*[They all run back]
*RongeRob: Apu! Get the Ice Cream out of the freezer!
*Apu: Of course!
*[Apu gets the Ice Cream out of the freezer]
*[Transition to later. Everybody is enjoying their Ice Cream, besides Mr. Zabs, who is absent.]
*Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious!
*RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of?
*Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit-
*RongeRob: D-dog semen?
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
*[Fade to Black.]
*[Credits, with different music: "The Mr. Rabs Show Finale Ending Song (Ft. Tupac)]
*Mr. Zabs: Now stop watching us!
*[The end]
==Original Airing==
*[The episode begins with Then bends going to Mr. Rabs' house, at night. He knocks on the door, and Mr. Rabs comes out]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, hey, Then bends! How's the show going?
*Then bends: Actually, I have some bad news about the show. I'm canceling the show, Mr. Rabs. Also, you're evicted.
* Mr. Rabs: What! That's no fair!
* Then bends: Sorry, man. Rules is rules.
* Mr. Rabs: But how come! And why on such short notice? And why now?
*Then bends: Well, I just feel that my writing is getting worse, and nobody wants to watch a poorly written show.
*Mr. Rabs: But you can just hire people to write it for you, or get some help like you did with "Mr. Rabs Takes a Vacation"!
*Then bends: Too late for that now. What's done is done. I've made my choice. Goodbye.
*[Then bends closes the door]
* Mr. Rabs: Aw, man! What am I gonna do with the show about me gone? That was like... that was like a kid to me!
*[Mr. Rabs mopes upstairs, still deeply saddened about the unexpected cancellation of the show.]
*Mr. Rabs: Goodnight, world! I'll see you tomorrow.
* Narrator: Later...
*[Cut to Mr. Rabs and the gang in The Patty Shack.]
*Mr. Rabs: And that's what happened!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: What are we going to do now?
* Purple Mr. Rabs: I don't know. I haven't felt such happiness being with you guys since the show started. For it to end so soon?
*[Suddenly, RongeRob walks out of the kitchen]
*RongeRob: Hey, Mr. Rabs!
*[Everybody looks at him. They all look dejected.]
*RongeRob: [In a confused, yet sad tone] What happened?!
*Mr. Rabs: Then bends canceled the show!
*RongeRob: W-what! How could he do such a thing.
* Mr. Rabs: He said it was about some stupid writing bullshit!
* [Suddenly, RongeRob gets an idea]
*RongeRob: Everyone! Don't be so sad! I think I have a good idea for our one last adventure!
*Mr. Zabs: And what would that be?
*RongeRob: It's simple! We should reunite with everbody we've met on the show, and maybe go out for Ice Cream or something!
*Mr. Blabs: That's a great idea!
*Mr. Labs: And who doesn't like Ice Cream!
*Mr. Rabs: Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, Nelly. There's one issue with your plan.
* RongeRob: And what would that be?
*Mr. Rabs: We don't know everybody we've met! It's been two seasons, and so many new characters since last time!
*RongeRob: Well, I found this old phone book! We could call them, and ask them to come over.
*Mr. Rabs: Great idea, boy!
*Narrator: What follows is a brief montage.
*[Montage of them calling everybody]
* Narrator: We hope you enjoyed this brief montage.
*[Cut to a shot of every character which previously appeared in the show, following the gang, and RongeRob in front.]
*Mr. Rabs: So, RongeRob. Where should we get Ice Cream?
*RongeRob: Apu's opened up a cool store near by!
*Mr. Rabs: Where?
* RogneRob: On "Near By Lane".
*Mr. Rabs: Oh.
*[They all walk in the street until reaching Apu's store.]
*Apu: Welcome to the Kwik-E-Mart Ice Cream store.
*RongeRob: Ok! I have a lot of people here. So um, this might take awhile.
*Mr. Rabs' Gang: Thank god you already have our flavors! This shouldn't take too long!
*Apu: Not to worry.
* Narrator: A Little While Later...
*Apu: I am going to make your order sir.
*RongeRob: Hold on a second Apu...
*[RongeRob looks at the Television Station, and notices something strange]
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Ah, it's good to be back, ahaha!
*[RongeRob runs away quickly, and goes to the gang]
*RongeRob: Why is "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" airing?!?!?!
* Mr. Rabs: WHAT!!
*[Mr. Rabs looks at the station, and sees "Squiddard, the Choir Boy" is about to air]
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: Uh oh.
*[They all run to the station as fast as they can, but the front door is locked]
*RongeRob: No.
* Mr. Rabs 2.0: It-It can't be
*Mr. Rabs: [Starts sniffling] Oh, I'm ruined!
*[Crying]
*RongeRob: You're already ruined, Mr. Rabs. Your show is about to end and all.
*Mr. Rabs: Yes, but this'll ruin any chance of a revival!
*RongeRob: Oh, yeah!
*[The two roll around crying. Suddenly, Mr. Zabs comes by with a crowbar]
*Mr. Zabs: [Hits the glass door open]
*[The noise makes RongeRob and Mr. Rabs stop moving]
*RongeRob: Heeeyy! The door's open!
*Mr. Rabs: R-really?
*[Mr. Rabs instantly gets a smile on his face]
*Mr. Rabs: Now, let's stop "Squiddard, the Choir Boy"!
* All: Yeah!
*[They all go inside]
*Mr. Rabs: What the? Another locked door?
*[Mr. Zabs attempts to hit the door with the crowbar, however it deflects, hitting him, causing him to faint]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: This isn't good.
* Mr. Labs: We know that!
* Mr. Blabs: What are we gonna do now? The only button to stop the airing is in there!
*RongeRob: Mr. Rabs, don't you have emergency broadcast ending software?
* Mr. Rabs: Yes, but I uninstalled it.
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Yup! Now, I've finally won! Ahahahhaha!
*[Suddenly, a wire catches on fire, triggering the fire alarm]
*Mr. Labs: What the heck.
*Squiddard, the Choir Boy: Oh shi-
*[Suddenly, all the machinery explodes due to water damage.
* [Silence]
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: You did it!
*RongeRob: I really did! YEAH!!!!!
*Mr. Blabs: Now what do you say we go get some Ice Cream!
*[They all run back]
*RongeRob: Apu! Get the Ice Cream out of the freezer!
*Apu: Of course!
*[Apu gets the Ice Cream out of the freezer]
*[Transition to later. Everybody is enjoying their Ice Cream, besides Mr. Zabs, who is absent.]
*Mr. Rabs: This was your best Idea yet! This Ice Cream is delicious!
*RongeRob: [Mouth full] Hey, Apu. What is this Ice Cream made out of?
*Apu: I use Dog Semen, and I mix it wit-
*RongeRob: D-dog semen?
* [Everybody spits out their Ice Cream]
*[Fade to Black.]
*Mr. Zabs: Now stop watching us!
*[Credits]
*[The end]
Category:Finales