Codependent Bullshit

"Codependent Bullshit" is a song featured in We Object to Fear: LIVE!. Xander's pretrial friend confronts him about their codependency. Xander's initial resistance gives way to understanding, and they agree that their relationship has become unhealthy.
== Lyrics ==
Pretrial Friend
You text me in the morning
"What are you wearing?
Let's not match again."
Xander
Well, I don't wanna be at school
In the same clothes as my best friend!
Pretrial Friend
You ask me "Are we trying tofu yet,
Or are we saving that for February?"
Xander
Well, I just wanna eat tofu,
But eat it with you,
So not if you think it's scary!
Pretrial Friend
This is some codependent bullshit.
Both
This is some codependent bullshit.
Xander
Wait, what about when I take a test,
And then ask you if the answers are right?
Pretrial Friend
Not as bad as when you make us
Fall asleep on speakerphone at night.
Xander
Well, how am I supposed to have sweet dreams
If I don't hear your voice?
Pretrial Friend
This is clear, and the path is here,
We seriously have no choice.
Both
This is some codependent bullshit.
This is some codependent bullshit.
Xander
I think that I can prove you wrong.
It's easy, I fear.
You just go stand over there,
And I'll stay over here—
Where are you going right now?!
Xander
Oh. I see.
Oh, goddammit.
You're right.
(spoken) Aw, man.
Pretrial Friend
We can still be friends.
But maybe not friends like this.
You know you are my best friend,
And forever you I'll love.
But I had a bad feeling
That time we shared a single glove,
That this was gonna be hard
When we got to college.
Xander
You're right.
Both
This is some codependent bullshit.
This is some codependent bullshit.
Xander
The glove was taking it step too far,
there was no physical way it could fit.
Both
This is some codependent bullshit.
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