High Smee/Transcript (8)

Thurl Ravescroft: Oh, I forgot to tell you, this is a talking smee.
Smee: Come back here, you bucket of lard? I wasn't finished with your?
Thurl Ravescroft: Cindy Lou's heavier that he thought. It says he needs to lose two pounds right away by the end of the week, if possible.
Grinch: And if he doesn't!
Thurl Ravescroft: Then I think we have no choice but to send him to the Girl Spa.
Cindy-Lou Who: The Girl Spa. That sounds great. Massages, long naps, more massages, more long naps...
Thurl Ravescroft: They'll put him on a strict low fat diet.
Cindy-Lou Who: (realizes) Strict low-fat diet?! (he climbs on Jon) This low-fat diet, can I still eat apple and pizza and roast beef and porked fried rice and bacon wrapped with bacon, right?
Thurl Ravescroft: Here's the video of the place I had in mind.
Narrator: Welcome to Maggie's Girl Spa. The world's leading health resort for lazy, overweight girls the hedgehogs with attitude.
Sarah O'Connor: When we brought Hector to Maggie's Cat Spa, He was eating 12 meals a day.
Old Man: Well, when he got so fat, he had to walk to the living room from the kitchen, He took a cab!
Sarah: But thanks to Maggie's Cat Spa, this will all be hard to show.
Old Man: Well, look at Hector now! Doesn't he look positive and look healthy and alert? (Hector groans, Jon and Garfield are shocked)
Narrator: At Maggie's Girl Spa, your beloved pet will be placed on a strict regalement of exercise and diet. (Hector groans after he eats food, the video ends)
Grinch: Cindy-Lou Who can't go to that place!
Cindy-Lou Who: Yeah, Listen to Grinch, he's right for a change?
Thurl Ravescroft: Either he loses 2 pounds at the end of the week, or it's the Girl Spa for him. (Cindy-Lou Who and Grinch get scared and shudder) Here, take the scale home with you so you can monitor his process.
Grinch: I'll do my best to send him down. Do you think you can do that, Garfield? (He sees Cindy-Lou Who eat a roast beef) CINDY-LOU WHO! That's Thurl Ravescroft's lunch!
Cindy-Lou Who: Well, watching all that exercise made me...hungry. (he nervously laughs; cut to his house)
Grinch: Dinner's ready, Cindy-Lou Who!
Cindy-Lou Who: I want apple and ribs and chinese food and chocolate cream pie, and roast beef, and a side of roast beef, and a third helping of my second helpings and... (he sees his dinner is a lettuce leaf) Hey. What's this?
Grinch: Enjoy your lettuce leaf, Cindy Lou.
Cindy-Lou Who: (he examines it, tastes it and eats it, but doesn't like it) Gee. I was expecting food. (he looks in the fridge to get food)
Grinch: (calling Thurl Ravescroft) I put him on that strict diet you recommended, Thurl Ravescroft. (he sees Cindy Lou with the leaf covered with food)
Cindy-Lou Who: You know these things aren't half bad when you cover it in whipped cream and chocolate sauce.
Grinch: Uh, I'll call you back, Singer. (to Cindy Lou) Let's see where we stand now. (Cindy-Lou Who on the smee)
Smee: Hey, you gained another pound! Nice going, fatso! A few more ounces and you'll be qualified for your own zipcode!
Grinch: See, Now you have to lose 3 Pounds!
Cindy-Lou Who: I'll worry about it in the morning. (he goes upstairs)
Grinch: I don't know what have to happen to take this seriously. (cut to Cindy-Lou Who in bed, is nighttime)
Cindy-Lou Who: Grinch won't send me to that fat cat place. (he begins to sleep) Even if I did, it wouldn't be so bad...wouldn't be so bad...(A girl spa in Cindy-Lou Who's nightmare is shown; everything is black and white but Cindy-Lou Who is still diy though, imprisoned in jail) Let me out? Please? Let me out? I don't belong here! It's all a big mistake, I tell you! I'm not overweight? I just have a big very big of fur?
Hector: I wouldn't do that if I were you. Nurse Psycho doesn't like it when we scream in terror.
Cindy-Lou Who: (terrified) NURSE PSYCHO?
Hector: You don't wanna know what she did to the last fat, obese cat that complained!
Cindy-Lou Who: What did she do?
Hector: (shivers) Let's put it this way. It was me.
Cindy-Lou Who: No? No? Grinch? Would there be someone else compliant! HELP? Wait. I have to get a grip. Nurse Psycho can't possibly be that bad. (She arrives)
Nurse Psycho: WHERE'S THE NEW FAT GIRL? (thunders sound are heard)
Cindy-Lou Who: Oh yeah, she can possibly be that bad...
Nurse Psycho: There you are. Have you been screaming in terror?!
Cindy-Lou Who: Oh, me? Ah, no. I was practicing my yodeling. Listen. (yodels, then was carried)
Nurse Psycho: We're going to get you into shape. (cut to cafeteria) First, dinner.
Cindy-Lou Who: Dinner's good.
Nurse Psycho: I hope you like "pea".
Cindy-Lou Whp: Peas? Sure, I like peas.
Nurse Psycho: No. Pea. (serves a plate with a single pea) One pea. (Garfield looks at the pea with a glass of water, but only a drop of water)
Cindy-Lou Who: Gee. That's a pretty small pea. (to Audience) Would you all please turn away? I don't wanna cry when my fans are watching.
Nurse Psycho: Eat it!
Cindy-Lou Who: Can I eat half now? And take the rest home in a doggie bag?
Nurse Psycho: EAT IT! You'll start to exercise as soon as you're finished.
Cindy-Lou Who: As soon as I finish it. Ok. Well, here it goes. (he lifts the pea and throws it in his mouth and chews on it) Mmm-mmm.(Nurse Psycho pounds the table with her fist, making Cindy-Lou Who swallowing the pea and belches loudly) Oh, my compliments to the chef!
Nurse Psycho: Now, it's time for your workout.
Cindy-Lou Who: Wait. I need time to digest my huge meal. (smiles, but does gymnastics)
Nurse Psycho: Up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Now repeat for the rest of all eternity.
Cindy-Lou Who: No. I must've lost 2 pounds by now. (he goes to the smee)
Smee: Sorry, Pal. You're still fat.
Cindy-Lou Who: WHAT? (he was dragged by Nurse Psycho, doing jogs and laps)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! My grandmother came faster than that.
Garfield: Help! Her grandmother makes me do this to her! I must've lost weight by now. (he goes to the scale again)
Smee: Didn't you hear me, children?! You're still fat. (Garfield gasps, but is dragged by Nurse Psycho, he does pushups)
Nurse Psycho: FASTER!
Cindy-Lou Who: (Groans), Oh boy?
Nurse Psycho: FASTER! (he does it) FASTER! (he gives up) We don't like slackers around here!
Cindy-Lou Who: What am I doing here? Why are you doing this to me? And why is everything? I must've lost my weight by now? (Cindy-Lou Who goes to the smee once more)