Batteries Not Included

Batteries Not Included is the 3rd short of Season 2 of Basket Sponge. It was written by Doctor Bugs.
==Plot==
LeBron replaces his team with a bunch of robots
==Story==
[The team assembles for practice one morning, after a humiliating defeat against the Barrier Reef Barnacles]
LeBron: They crushed us! Can anyone tell us what went wrong?
Squidward: Because I don't care.
Plankton: Because I didn't play.
Lexi: Because Patrick is hot.
Patrick: Because I don't know what basketball is.
SpongeBob: Because I'm weak and useless.
Krabs: Because I was counting my money...
Larry: Because I got mad and killed the other team's coach.
LeBron: Exactly! You guys are AWFUL!
[Everyone frowns]
LeBron: I'm ashamed to call you my team! Get out!
Larry: ….for realz?
LeBron: Yes, I'll have you replaced by tomorrow morning. Be gone!
SpongeBob: Wow, I can't believe this.....
[The next morning]
LeBron: (wipes sweat from his brow) Alas! I have created the perfect team!
[We see a team of robots in the gym; there is a robot SpongeBob, Patrick, Lexi, Larry, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs]
[The real team enters the gym]
LeBron: What are y'all doing here? I fired y'all!
Larry: Lol! You replaced us with robot versions of ourselves!
LeBron: Yep! And they're gonna be a whole lot better!
Plankton: Did you make one of me?
LeBron: ...........
Plankton: .........
LeBron: No.
Plankton: Well-
Larry: WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER THAN US?
LeBron: Robots are always better. That's why we send robots into space nowadays.
SpongeBob: I thought we sent monkeys.
LeBron: Well.....
[Scene cuts to a bunch of monkey skeletons in outer space; one is holding a bannana]
SpongeBob: Oh.....
LeBron: Exactly. Have you ever scene a robot skeleton? No. Cuz they're awesome.
Larry: You can't just replace us with lifeless souls!
LeBron: Squidward's a lifeless soul!
Squidward: …....(cough) …......
Larry: Valid point.
SpongeBob: But Coach! We've bonded! Doesn't that mean anything to you?
LeBron: Erm, no.
Krabs: Atleast give us a chance!
LeBron: (chuckles) Haha, ok. I'll give you a 'chance'.
[The team listens intently]
LeBron: If you can defeat these robots in a game of basketball, I'll take you back!
SpongeBob: Challenge accepted!
LeBron: Haha, but you losers could never defeat these awesome robots I've designed.
Larry: Done!
LeBron: What.....how?!
Larry: Check a little closer.
LeBron: (he looks closer at one of the robots; a sticker saying 'Batteries not included' is taped on to it) 
Larry: Haha.
LeBron: Whaaaat???? How could I have done that to my own creation! I am SO DUMB!!!!
SpongeBob: Well, we win.
Plankton: Yeah baby!
LeBron: (sigh) Stupid robots. I guess I'm stuck with you guys again.
SpongeBob: We love you too, Coach.
Patrick: I love you too, Lexi! (grabs Squidward and kisses him)
Lexi: (standing beside him) Ahem.
Patrick: Oh, whoops. Sorry, Squidward. I guess you're equally sexy.
Squidward: I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.
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