Sour Dreams (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Dream World Info ==
Riley: "So, about the Dream World, a place where dreams can come true, we are going to go to Ariem and make her make the government allow free Eggman supporting."
Rob: "This is weird! Why are you doing this? It won't help us!"
Riley: "It will. Doing something as simple as an Eggman salute or just saying things to support him or make light of him is not arrest-worthy."
Rob: "Oh! I see! Egad, Riley!"
Riley: "Follow along with my plan to get my dream granted by the Reverie, Rob."
Rob: "OK, Riley!"
== Ring Intro ==
Riley: she used a machine to create the title card
The title card was shot at the fourth wall
== Episode ==
Riley: "Rob, we are going to the Eggman Empire, then use you so that I can get the Reverie."
Rob: "Egad, Riley! I wanna go to it!"
Riley: "You're older than me, so of course I will use you to get there."
The two take an elevator to their train, which stopped at the Eggman Empire's entrance
Riley and Rob: they use a giant Motobug to go to Eggman's base
Riley: "Look at this old device! Needs a little fixing."
5 Seconds Later...
Narrator: "Seriously, why did you need a time card for something that takes 5 seconds?"
Riley: "Done!"
Rob: "Now put me in."
Riley: she shoves Rob into the machine
A portal was opened
Riley: "Looks like we should hop in!"
They go to the portal, and are sent to Cake, Candy, and Cookie's dream
Riley: "Where are we?"
Rob: "It's like that place we go to when we introduce episodes to audiences!"
Riley: "It's called the room of colored rings. Blue is the only color I see here."
The WB Logo pops out, and the "Vitaphone" and "Presents" appear
They disappear, and the Merrie Melodies logo appears
Riley: "Why Merrie Melodies? I thought they wanted to be recurring toon stars!"
Rob: "Isn't Merrie Melodies the same thing as Looney Tunes?"
Riley: "They're dreaming of being the main characters of the late 30s Merrie Melodies, which are one-shot color cartoons as opposed Looney Tunes using recurring characters and sticking to black and white."
Rob: "Well, I guess Porky was the only thing they were focusing on at that time after they got rid of characters like Beans the Cat."
The scenery changed to the cartoon
Cream: "Where am I? Why are my eyes smaller?"
Cake: she eats a carrot "You see, doc, we've dreamed of Warner Bros. doing something like this again. Going back to their oldest ways. Actually detailed pupils instead of pupils that are pure black."
Cream: "And you're calling me doc. I'm not stopping you, but I feel like you've watched too much Merrie Melodies and Looney Tunes."
Riley: "To the Reverie!"
Cream: "What are you doing with it?"
Rob: "Looks like we have a new prototype for Bugs Bunny right here. Well, 3 of them."
Riley: "And not to mention, Porky was a Merrie Melodies character."
Cookie: "Such a dream makes you question what would happen if we inspired Bugs Bunny instead of us getting inspired by him."
Shadow: "Hey! I've got you right there!"
Candy: she kicks Shadow
Shadow: he gets out a gun and points it at Cookie
Cream: she kicks Shadow "Nobody hurts my girls!"
Cookie: "Here's a cake. Sorry for all we did-"
Shadow: he blows the "candles"
Cake: "Yeah, recycled gag, he gets it."
Candy: "How about a hotdog?" she gives Shadow a hotdog
Shadow: "I don't even like hotdogs."
Riley: "Bye bye."
The two run away from the dream
Mongoose Sisters' Dream
Rob: "This place is peaceful!"
Riley: "Apparently it's the dream of the Mongoose Sisters. Do they like world peace like we do?"
Rob: "Probably not interested in solving world problems. Well, not as much as we do."
Riley: she runs away from the dream as frantic music was playing "Wait, hold it!"
Music stopped playing
Riley: "Why do I hear the background music now? If you excuse me, I and Rob are going to travel to someone else's dream to continue on with our journey to the finding of the Reverie."
Rob: "Hmm..." Fur Elise plays, each note corresponding to each movement he makes
Riley: "Whoa! Is that Fur Elise? Who is playing this?"
Melody: "We're not bothered revealing ourselves anymore, because everyone will know the punchline of this joke."
Rhythm: "I feel like you're now EXPLAINING the joke."
Harmony: "Rob is actually kinda smart. He made me play Fur Elise due to his movements."
Riley: "Next stop, the dream of the Junior Chaotix."
Junior Chaotix's dream
Riley: "Who are you?"
Bea: "Queen Bea. Yes, I dream of being the queen of the Golden Hive Colony."
Riley: "What's your favorite part?"
Bea: "Being a judge? I'm sure than even when I become a big queen bee, I will never stop my love for solving cases."
Riley: "Well, nothing to see here, other than Bea appointing her old friends as judges. Let's go."
The rats went to Pyro and Iron's dream
Riley: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!"
Rob: "Where are we?"
Riley: "Space."
Pyro: "We keep having adventures, even when we're sleeping. We see a planet that uses nuts for currency, one where dogs are the only inhabitants, and now..."
Iron: "We're in the most unpleasant place in space."
Pyro: "Because it's full of aliens who are fans of H-H-H-"
Iron: "No need to say it."
Rob: "You need to understand."
Riley: "I think I'm seeing a pattern here. Each planet you go to has a unique trait about its inhabitants. In this case, its inhabitants love everything that is bad to us Mobians. War, explosions, etc. Chocolate, kisses, hugs, heartwarming shows, humor, and comedies are dangerous to them. Sorry, Pyro, but don't blame them for liking-"
Iron: "Don't say his name."
Pyro: "I mean, I guess I get it."
Riley: "Not saying you should be like them! Of course, not."
Rob: "What's that planet?"
Riley: "A bed of roses?"
They float to that planet
Riley: "Ahh... so nice. I feel like sleeping, even when I am in a dream. But that means I'm gonna have a dream in a dream. And if this happens again, I'm gonna have a dream in a dream in a dream. And if that dream has this-"
Rob: "Don't think about it too much."
Riley: "Thanks, Rob."
The Roses teleported the rats to Dash and Flash's dream
Riley: "The Roses' dream, eh?"
Rob: "What do they like?"
Dash: "So, Eggman, here's our schedule. At 8am, you wake up and conduct a scheme. Show it to the world at 10am, and that's when all the action. Then do another scheme at 4pm, and at 6pm, announce your plan to the world, and we come in."
Eggman: "OK! I like that idea."
Rob: "So that's Dash's dream."
Flash: "And mine too!"
Rob: "How about Smash's?"
Riley: "Hop into it."
Smash's Dream
Riley: "What is this?"
Rob: "A giant board! And Smash is on a big tower, Bash and Crash are on the smaller towers, and all of the troops here are dolls!"
Riley: "We all knew Smash wanted to combine her two interests into one. The Thrash series and dolls."
Rob: "Watch out!"
The Royal Horse stuffed animals were placed on the bridge, and the two mice jumped out of the bridge into the river
Riley: "Now we're on water."
Rob: "I don't think there's any other way out of here."
Bash's Dream
Rob: "What is this world?"
Riley: "I think we've gone on an adventure weirder than Pyro and Iron's."
Bash: he painted Rob and Riley different colors
Rob: "Hey! I'm yellow!"
Riley: "And I'm blue. Color for intelligence. Thanks, Bash."
Bash: "You're welcome!"
Rob: "Bash can talk?"
Riley: "This is a dream."
Bash: "I have always wanted to talk, but it hurts my throat, so unless I have the medication needed for my throat, I will be able to talk again. This throat ache has been bugging me ever since I was 3 years old."
Rob: "Oh!"
Riley: "We'll find a cure for it, Bash. Maybe after we wake up."
Crash: "And you like painting?"
Bash: "I do! I always wanted to paint. I wanted to do things with style, and that's what I love most about Dad. He doesn't just defeat his foes, he does them with style. I like fashion, but if you're looking for a future fashion fan, Smash would probably be that."
Riley: "Come on, Bash, who asked?"
Bash: "I don't know. I wanted to be into fashion, because Mom was, and it's just in case Smash needs to ask me about her fashion, whenever she becomes a teen, since teen girls often love those. And I'm seeing glimpses of her being a fan of that."
Riley: "Ooh! But what's the next dream?"
Bash: "Do you really want to go there, Riley?"
Rob: "Is it dangerous?"
Crash: "Very. It contains the Reverie."
Riley: "Come on, Rob, don't miss our chance! Our goal was to arrive at the Reverie."
Rob: "Ooh!"
Riley: "Now let's go to that dream. Show us where it is."
Crash: "It's in the big painting over there." he points at the painting
Riley: "Do you want anything in life, though, Crash?"
Crash: "Nothing, but helping my friends. Not that I liked getting back Eggman, I just didn't mind, and wanted to help my siblings." he smiled "And I have to admit, fighting him on a daily basis is fun."
Riley: "Now let's go to the location of the Reverie!"
Reverie's Location
Riley: "By the way, Ariem, the fact that you triggered the Dormancy Protocol, just so that Eggman, someone who can't even live for 200 years cannot use it is one of the stupidest decisions you've ever made."
Ariem: "But generations of mad scientists might make a pure-hearted child make their dreams reality. You've used it yourself."
Riley: "And I found a way to enter the Dreamscape through your Dormancy Protocol, just like Tails did."
Ariem: "Look, Riley, you have good intentions, but I just can't fulfill your dreams of making the world perfect. That's impossible for me to do. Meaning it's also impossible for you to do."
Cream: "Ariem is right."
Riley: "And what if all of the world's problems were solved?"
Ariem: "Eh, I'll make you see for yourself. The Dormancy Protocol will only be active for maybe a century."
Riley: "Then can you at least make liking Eggman being legal all around Mobius a reality?"
Ariem: "I'm afraid not, because of the Dormancy Protocol. Well, maybe not, because I can see the dangers with that happening."
Riley: "Oh, darn it. Of course. That one. I couldn't believe it, but Eggman has actually found a way to thwart my goal. And this time, it's actually helping him!"
Ariem: "He did this 25 years ago, you know? So don't blame him for that."
Cream: "At least I didn't say it, or else I would've let them just support Eggman."
Ariem: "Even I know that they're just gonna take away Eggman's victory the moment they defeat you by getting the Chaos Emeralds. OK, Rob and Riley, wake up now."
The two rats woke up in Eggman's base
Riley: "We failed again."
Rob: "But at least we did one thing. We criticized Ariem's worst decision yet."
Riley: "That was a nap, but next night, we will fight for Eggman fans' rights to like Eggman!"
Rob: "Aren't they already allowed to like Eggman due to Sarah and Sadie's passes?"
Riley: "The Princesses' decision to allow people to like Eggman, but make them buy some passes was a good idea for lunch money, but now, we're gonna fight for Eggman fans' rights to like Eggman for free."
The End!
== Riley and Rob Sign Off ==
Riley: "Well, we're signing off."
Rob: "We are?"
Riley: "Of course we are. See you, fans of Kids' WB, and welcome the new episode of Mushroom World Madness."
Rob: "It feels like this episode was a little short, and I don't know why."
Riley: "At least the advertisers will be happy."
The End!
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