Animated Atrocities: Superjail!

Superjail! is an upcoming episode of Animated Atrocities, as the first episode of its upcoming seventh season, produced, written, directed, and hosted by the Mysterious Mr. Enter. 
In this upcoming episode, MrEnter finally watched all 37 11-minute episodes of Superjail!, and believed he has found proof as to how the 2000s as a whole were the worst decade in modern animation.
It would unfortunately be his final review, especially for Animated Atrocities, and would be the only season seven episode made; believing that he would pass away after a fatal heart attack one month after the review was released 
==Script==
WARNING: Some viewers may find this disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
This cartoon contains:
* Gore/Excessive Violence
*Blood
*Disturbing Visuals
*Sexual content
MrEnter: I really don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Okay, as you all know, I have had a massive dislike for a large majority of cartoons from the 2000s. One project I never got to talk about was Foe Paws, a failed Cartoon Network pilot created by Chris Savino that I knew I was gonna hate, because it has the same concept of a stuck up cat and a stupid dog, like we’ve seen in every other cartoon. It was unsurprising that the man who made Foe Paws would go on to ruin Dexter’s Laboratory and the Powerpuff Girls; neither of which were any better than the 2016 reboot.
There’s a long list of cartoons from the 2000s that I genuinely despise, and that could be bad in levels of the Wacky World of Tex Avery. Shows like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, the Nutshack, Johnny Test, Lil’ Bush, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Flapjack, Robotboy, the Buzz on Maggie, Yakkity Yak, My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, Adult Party Cartoon, Kappa Mikey, Drawn Together, Yin Yang Yo!, Wayside, Barnyard, Mighty B!, Squirrel Boy, Butt-Ugly Martians, the Cramp Twins, the list goes on.
I’ve also talked about how bad a number of cartoons from the 1990s are, like the Brothers Grunt, Mega Babies, the Wacky World of Tex Avery, CatDog, the list goes on. And now, we come to this. Recently, I watched all 37 11-minute episodes of this piece of shit show. I’ve seen Teen Titans Go!, King Star King, Mr. Pickles, and Brickleberry, but oh my god!! No cartoon from the 2000s can traumatize me more than this. Welcome to Superjail!
You wanna know why Total Drama, Adventure Time, and Regular Show were never given to [adult swim]?? This piece of shit show is why!!! This unholy soulless, mean-spirited mid-2000s cartoon abomination came out in 2008, but its pilot was made in 2007. I say this is a mid-2000s show, because it feels like My Gym Partner's a Monkey crossed with Johnny Test and King Star King. I know King Star King came out in the 2010s, but still. I have seen Mr. Pickles and King Star King; they were horrible. But I believe shows like this deserves the same treatment, because Superjail! is undeniable proof that the 2000s are for a fact a horrendous decade for television animation, and not even the early 2000s are safe from aging worse. Yes, we still got gems like Avatar, Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, and Danny Phantom, but did I mention before that we have a lot more bad in the 2000s than good? Yes, no decade is perfect, and even the 1990s has a number of bad shows, but this.... this show is so bad, that it would even make Rugrats look like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
It was created by none other than Christy Karacas, Stephen Warbrick, and Ben Gruber. Karacas worked on Daria, Warbrick worked on Beavis and Butt-Head, and Gruber worked on Breadwinners and Teen Titans Go!. I still enjoy Beavis and Butt-Head and Daria, but after watching Superjail!, it made me loathe everything related to Teen Titans Go!, including the crossover with the Powerpuff Girls reboot, and their two movies. You'll see why soon.
You assholes never believed me when I say the 2000s are one of the WORST decades in the history of animated television!! Well, now I have proof. All the evidence is with this one show I just watched. How is this proof that the 2000s were the worst decade in modern animation? You're about to find out right now.
Every episode goes like this, a babbling criminal named Jackknife commits some heinous crime, only for Jailbot to come out of nowhere, beat him senseless, and arrest him. When Jackknife is sent to Superjail!, the Warden, who is described as a "Sadistic Willy Wonka", asks Jared to do some task, the "twins" fuck things up, everybody gets killed brutally on screen, and after everybody dies, people act like nothing ever happened. And a lot of people are gonna think I'm too harsh. Fuck... no. I say this is proof to why the 2000 decade is bad for good reason. And in case you're curious, everything I show and tell you, you will see why this show is not only bad, but bad in an amazing kind of way. So bad, it's just traumatizing.
It is so bad, that it REALLY never wanna make me go back to the 2000s EVER again!!! With some exceptions. Here's how. The main character, voiced by this David Wain guy, is a sadistic Willy Wonka. And people say that he's actually a hilarious character, when really, a lot of times, he's an asshole like Ronnie Anne from the Loud House, Jake from My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Rodney from Squirrel Boy, and Buck Cluck from Chicken Little. I know he acted like that because his father abused him, but the thing is, he actually never learns from it, and actually takes enjoyment in getting abused by his dad. I'm not kidding. And to show he's an asshole,--
Superjail! Warden: Girls are nothing more but a pack of hormonally insane vixens.
(Jailbot arrives and beeps HIV)
MrEnter: Still don't believe me, there was a moment in the episode "Don't be a Negaton", where Jared reveals that DL Diamond is a fraud, but nobody believes him!!
Jared: DL Diamond is a fraud!! And I have the proof! *audience boos* Mr. Diamond, a.k.a. Darryl the dying diamond is wanted for countless crimes, penny theft to necrocide!! He has impersonated the handicapped, assaulted a donkey, graffitti'd the elderly, swallowed gum--
Warden: Jared! Don't be such a negaton!! How will you ever make it passed level one with that bad attitude?
Jared: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU??!!
MrEnter: And at the end of the episode, where he saves everyone from danger, here's how he's greeted.
Warden: (angrily) Way to go, Jared. No, really. Good job, man! Now we're never gonna meet the Galactoids!
(Alice punches Jared)
MrEnter: HE SAVED YOUR ASSES, AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK HIM??!! I mean, Danny Phantom didn't get the same treatment, because despite Sam Manson, there was actually MORE to the show than just characters being stereotypes and jerks. And if you're still not convinced, Warden is still an asshole to Jared in the Terrorarium episode!!! This just makes him the Adult Swim equivalent of Mr. Krabs and Patrick Star. Yeah, Mr. Krabs in One Coarse Meal, Plankton's Regular, and SpongeBob You're Fired?? THAT Mr. Krabs?? And Patrick in Stuck in the Wringer, Yours, Mine, and Mine, and Pet Sitter Pat? THAT Patrick Star?? How's that? He is actually too selfish about that trophy he wanted, when he's unaware that he started the science far too fucking early!! Only caring about himself, he refuses to let Jared join, just because he's a nerd!!!
Warden: Where do you think you're going? You're not invited to my humility party! As your punishment, move that vat of growth serum back to the closet!! Besides, you're not tall enough for this ride!!
MrEnter: TYPICAL MID-2000S HUMOR!!!! This just reminds me of the many times Cartoon Network had in the mid-2000s when they had this warped idea of friendship between an asshole and a pushover. And it looks like [adult swim] wanted to do the same thing. And people found enjoyment in him shape-shifting?? He just comes off as someone who would make Jake the Dog from Adventure Time look humiliating!! He made me never wanna watch anything featuring Willy Wonka ever again!!! And when Jared causes an accident, the Warden still hates him, just because he's Jared!! He also has a name, but it was never revealed, because his voice actor would've been fired if he told anyone. But his name was actually Warren, so why isn't he fired?? He's nothing like Grunkle Stan, because he's so selfish and bratty, like Johnny Test or any 2000s kid!! In fact, Warden is just a more sadistic Chris McLean from Total Drama. It would honestly shock me that the guys who made this actually liked Total Drama. Warden is nothing more but a bully.
Oh, and speaking of Jared, he's the best fucking character, because he's one with any common sense!! And like Meg from Family Guy, he's always constantly abused. I mean, he DID used to be a prisoner, but working as the Warden's secretary, he was forced to do a lot of the terrible work for his boss!! He's always bullied by everyone around him!! He's basically the show's Squidward!! I feel sorry for him, because he's just there to be the show's ass monkey. But even he is no saint either, as later in the series, he becomes an asshole himself.
Alice, voiced by Christy Karacas, is an offensive transgender stereotype. She used to be Big Al but was fired due to his boss's transphobia. It would make us sympathize with her, but she never improves at all!!! When Jared wanted to take a hot steamy dip with his friends,--
Alice: Sorry. No nerds allowed.
MrEnter: 2000s, everybody!!! She's basically the prototype for Connie from Brickleberry. Tough gruffy female with a man's voice, and red hair.
And Jailbot?? He's just... Jailbot. That's all he ever is. He's just some crazy psychopath. As for the inmates. ALL of them have no character, and are just there to be jerks to one another. Oh, Jean and Paul are a gay couple, because their last names Guaye and Ghei sound like "Gay", WHAT THE FUCK??!! That is just offensive to gay people!! Fatty is just a generic fat guy, hence his name. Jackknife is just Dingle from Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, who even tried to rape teenage girls in one episode. And the other inmates just add to nothing, not even that Monster Convict in one episode. I get that he was based on horror movie villains, but he seems to be even more brutal than any of those, and not in a fun way, but a way that's disturbing, unintentionally!!
The twins are just there just for weirdness, and they literally have no personality whatsoever. They're just there. And the ladies from Ultraprison? They're just a gender-flipped Superjail!
People say that as gory and grotesque as any show on the block, it did not get the same treatment, because there's more to it than just the gore. The weirdness of the twins characters. The way the Warden talks, and he's actually fun and charming. Superjail's layout and design just in general. And the way they settle the gore is presented in a unique way. Really?? Really?? That's like saying Mr. Pickles and King Star King had more than just the gore. Okay, Superjail! HAS more than just the gore, but the gore is what I'll talk about later. The writing is just too mean-spirited and drugged up. And not to mention, WAAAAAY too 2000s. How? Stereotypes, assholes, AND MORONS!!!
The art style is so fucking hideous!!! I mean, it's like if you were to combine the art styles of King Star King, Problem Solverz, and Secret Mountain Fort Awesome. Every character is not only an asshole, but everyone is WAAAAY too ugly to look at!! It's too hideous, it made Klasky Csupo's already ugly style look like Regular Show. Christy Karacas said influences for the show include Tex Avery, Walt Disney, Chuck Jones, child art, Bob Clampett, John K, Sesame Street, Vince Collins ("Malice in Wonderland"), Sally Cruikshank, Fleischer Studios, Ralph Bakshi, The Itchy & Scratchy Show, Looney Tunes, Mad, The Muppets, Yellow Submarine, outsider art, Gary Panter, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Schoolhouse Rock!, Earthworm Jim, Dr. Seuss and underground comix. Actually, the Doug TenNapel and John K parts make a lot of sense, because those guys can't seem to take criticism, and that their writing made no sense a lot of times. The rest don't. Bob Clampett, Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Fleischer Studios, and Walt Disney would never influence an even more fucked up version of Flapjack like this. Oh yeah, this is more fucked up than Flapjack.
The timing here is awful. Every episode is literally nothing but immature shock humor. Not just the constant gore, and everyone being jerks, but also its use of creepy Flapjack-style images, gross-out humor, toilet humor, unfunny gags, pop culture references that make no sense (and have already been done constantly), and writing that's too on par with the Wacky World of Tex Avery and Fanboy and Chum Chum, even though the former is actually worse than the latter. It's like Uncle Grandpa, but even worse. People wanting a fast bloodbath is just an unforgivable excuse. Why would anyone want a fast bloodbath in a cartoon this sadistic, senseless, and drugged up?? I mean, it works in horror media when done in the right hands, like Halloween, Friday the 13th, Child's Play, and fuck, even the Banana Splits Movie did a better job than this. If you wanna see gore done creatively, look at Korgoth of Barbaria. It does have gore, but there's more to it than just the gore. And the characters in Korgoth are not too ugly to look at. It's sad it never got picked up, as years later, the man who made Korgoth, Aaron Springer, went on to create Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer. It's terrible, but not ungodly horrible. It was just boring and generic, though I will say, did have its moments. Sure, I don't like Metalocalypse either, but at least that show has some memes going for it.
Superjail! is anything but just one show. It's like watching [adult swim]'s Freddy Got Fingered. I say that, because both projects came out in the SAME FUCKING DECADE!!!!! The way the show is animated is fucking horrible!! It's like Johnny Test on drugs crossed with King Star King. That's how bad the animation is!! Characters constantly snapping into poses, it moves way too fast, too fluid in levels of Bunsen is a Beast, it’s just an adult Teen Titans Go! And the voice acting??? It is horrible!! Fucking horrible!! 
The actors just sound like they’re on drugs while at gunpoint, and it’s clear the team made an amazing amount of effort into making Superjail! as horrendous as possible. How else is the animation bad? It's WAAAAAAY too over the top and cartoony. And AniMat says Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Hotel Transylvania were too cartoony and over the top? At least those have substance. I've seen King Star King. Cartoony animation and gore don't work together. There's never a silent moment in this show. Just endless amounts of characters being obnoxious, annoying, rude, and sadistic. 
Oh, and the doctor?? He has no character at all. 
Season one was where the madness continued after the pilot. There were episodes consisting of celebrating a birthday party for a girl dying of cancer?? And Alice dresses a 4 year old girl like a slut, because pedophilia. And in that same episode, the Warden's inner child-- WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT??!!!! Also, why name a girl "Cancer", but pronounce it as "Sancer"?? And how is a male human Warden pregnant?? Especially on HIS birthday!!! Also, if you're trying to pay an homage to horror movies, the way you do it is just copying. 
If you think Superjail! is supposed to be mean-spirited? Fuck no!! This is where people have had ENOUGH cruelty in cartoons!!! It's just like watching a modern Family Guy, Fairly OddParents, and SpongeBob episode mixed with Drawn Together, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, and every other bad 2000s cartoon.
Yes, Tex Avery's cartoons are known for being very exaggerated in terms of facial expressions, and they can be very fluid in terms of its animation, but at least the jokes were funny, and the violence, while extreme, doesn't feel very gory. Besides the Wacky World of Tex Avery, Superjail! is another insult to Tex Avery's work, because it is WAAAAY too gory and violent. And how could this be even worse besides all the bullying? At least Tex Avery's work was calm and subtle. There was more to his work than just being crazy. Superjail! is too crazy, and too mean.
This makes Project G.e.e.K.e.R. look like a Bruce Timm cartoon. Totally Spies! was more interesting than this!! Also, the theme song sounds like if the singer wasn't even trying!!
Singer: Oh, Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Y'know, the world's gone crazy,
And it ain't safe on the streets.
Well, it's a drag, I know,
There's only one place to go.
I'm comin' home!
Oh yeah! I'm comin' home!
MrEnter: OH MY GOD!!! THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!! Also, the gross-out humor is just all over the fucking show.
Season one was produced by Augenblick Studios, because they have been known for shows like Wonder Showzen, and later, Ugly Americans. And around the same time Problem Solverz was pitched to [adult swim] as Neon Knome, this style looked very similar to Problem Solverz, and even if that show WAS on [adult swim], it would not be any better anymore, after looking at this.
Seasons two to four were then animated by Titmouse, inc., and their animation is not only similar to their work on King Star King, but the animation is even more insane and over the top, that now it just looks even worse. And the writing became even more forced. Moments that would make the show more mature would instantly fail the moment it was announced. In fact, Titmouse's run ran from 2011 to 2014. Yet I still consider this a 2000s cartoon.
Titmouse produced the show during seasons two to four during the time Adventure Time and Regular Show were at the height of their popularity, and this fucking piece of shit show is the main reason why those two were never picked up by [adult swim]. Each episode made me feel like if I was revisiting Ren and Stimpy "Adult Party Cartoon", it is THAT pitiful! And knowing this came out in the 2000s, yeah. As Doknot1999 said in his Mr. Pickles rant, only a demonic psychopath fool would get a kick out of a show like this. Characters were given backstories for no reason, and the story arcs are just nothing but pointless filler. And people thought Adventure Time delivers terrible story arcs?? At least THEIR story arcs had purpose. Superjail!'s story arcs have no purpose, which is why they're even worse. And mass murders don't make the show any more enjoyable, because it just makes it even harder to sit through. And the character development adds to nothing.
The Warden's shape shifting abilities get even more irritating, that I would never look at Jake the Dog ever again. And they introduced Lord Stingray, just because. He's basically the show's version of Snaptrap from T.U.F.F. Puppy, but even more annoying.
Season two included episodes where Jackknife and Jailbot are stuck in an island, and the Warden tries to prepare himself, but failing miserably. And that episode premiered one day before the Problem Solverz premiered, guys!! That episode ended with Jared losing as usual.
There was even an episode where Superjail! has a Grand Prix, because... why?? And there was even an episode where one of the twins give birth to a baby, and they eat it?? WHAT THE FUCK??!!
Season three gets even worse. Everyone in Ultraprison takes over Superjail! after the events of that vacation episode, and the Mistress has sex with.... the Warden, and becomes a hippie? Then there's the episode where Jared runs the Superjail! after the Warden is left in a coma, and as usual, everyone kills each other, because comedy.
Then there's this magic show episode. And the magic they showed.... involved murder, also Gary loses his voice at the end. There's also an episode that focuses on handicapped people, and they just have no character whatsoever. They're only there just to be killed, from the armless leader to the limbless guy, to a person who's body is literally a trash bag of human organs, etc. What's worse is that there's a Scottish cripple, nicknamed "Bagpipe", because he's Scottish. I get that bagpipes are a Scottish musical instrument, but he's nothing but a Scottish stereotype, and it gets even worse when you found out that he squirts his own organs and blood out of his body through his bagpipe parts.
There's even a reference to Oedipus in one episode!! WHAT THE FUCK??!!! Sure, Ed, Edd n Eddy used that reference before, but at least it didn't go too far. Did Christy Karacas get inspiration from Chris Savino's Eddie Puss comics? As if you needed another reason to hate him for his work AND him as a person??
Season four is the worst of the bunch, because it's where things get worse by far!!! And it just goes to show you how the 2000s were proven bad thanks to this FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SHOW!!!!!
The fourth season started with the episode "Superhell!", and Superjail! just became what it literally is. Hell. The second episode is just where the Warden blames smoking for destroying Superjail!, when really, HE AND ASH FUCKING BURNED THE PLACE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! Also, Turban is an Indian stereotype.
Turban: I swear on my grandma's grave! This is my last one?
(everyone is about to beat Turban up)
Would I lie to you guys? My homies?
MrEnter: Also, that guy smokes with his eyes. What?? And while the first three seasons had 10 episodes per season, season 4 only had 6 episodes. And they just exploit how horrible the show truly is from beginning to end. And the Superjail! Six was where the series ended.
People say that Mr. Pickles got the show cancelled. No, because Superjail! is worse than Mr. Pickles. Fuck, it's even worse than King Star King, which isn't even saying much.
I say Superjail! ended in 2014, because of how much attention Rick and Morty got, and for good reason. Rick and Morty is an amazing show, because of its clever writing, intense action, and great humor. Also, we have well developed characters in that show.
NOTHING about Superjail! is good. It's just too insane and raunchy for the sake of shock humor. It's a more twisted My Gym Partner's a Monkey meets Johnny Test; that's how bad Superjail! is. And it doesn't make most of the bad 2000s cartoons any better, it just makes the decade worse. If this was handled by people like Butch Hartman, Chris Savino, John K, or even Doug TenNapel or Seth MacFarlane, it still would've been the same fucking show!!! We live in a world where shows like Korgoth of Barbaria and the Modifyers never got the green light, yet Fanboy and Chum Chum and Superjail! did. Adventure Time and Regular Show were lucky to have gotten the green light.
It's fun to be experimental with doing your own animation style, but when you make a show this jarring, there's a fine line between doing your best and crossing the line; and Superjail! is where you cross the line. This show is so unfunny, raunchy, and offensive, that it makes the Nutshack look like BoJack Horseman by comparison. It is different from the Wacky World of Tex Avery, but both are so horrible in terms of quality, that they represent everything wrong with animation. Adult Swim still had some good shows during the 2000s like Robot Chicken, Home Movies, Aqua Teen, Brak Show, Harvey Birdman, Sealab, and Space Ghost, but they also had bad shows during the time too. Perfect Hair Forever was average, Stroker and Hoop was alright, and I did like Moral Orel, but besides Metalocalypse, only the least bad of their shows, which I can understand their fanbase, we got actually awful shows that show that, knowing Cartoon Network going downhill in the mid-2000s with the city era, even [adult swim] would do no better, giving us horrendous shows like 12 oz. Mouse, Minoriteam, Frisky Dingo, Squidbillies, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Assy McGee, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Titan Maximum, and the Drinky Crow Show. But Superjail! takes the cake as the absolute worst thing they have ever made! Yes, I hate Metalocalypse, but I can see why people would enjoy it. I hate Drawn Together, but I understand why people like it. I hate the Nutshack, but I can even see why people ''ironically'' liked it. But with Superjail!?? No, I do not respect your opinion if you like Superjail!, because... yeah. The only way you'd actually like this is if you were a sadist, a bully, a pedophile, a Trump supporter, a murderer, or a criminal in general.
Superjail! is a cartoon that indeed made me hate the 2000s more for TV animation than I ever did. Sure, I still admire shows like Justice League, Teen Titans, Phineas and Ferb, Ben 10, Foster's, Teenage Robot, Danny Phantom, Samurai Jack, Avatar, Kim Possible, Dave the Barbarian, and stuff like those, but now it just flat out made me hate even SOME good shows. I now look at Kids Next Door as something that actually DOES teach kids to be assholes. I see Total Drama as a kid friendly Drawn Together that's no better than Drawn Together. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! and Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi were made just to capitalize on the success of Teen Titans, but failing miserably. As a matter of fact, Jetix in general, even though Puffy is actually Cartoon Network, ruined the legacy of Disney and Fox Kids even more. Yin Yang Yo! just took what made Fairly OddParents and Danny Phantom good, and completely butcher it. Squidbillies is just hillbilly stereotypes, Minoriteam is racist, it made me have a distaste for Chowder, it made me hate Flapjack more, it proved how much horrible garbage shows like Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Robotboy, Buzz on Maggie, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, and Kappa Mikey are. It made me see Johnny Test even worse, it revealed why I hate the Mighty B!, it made me upset to have even enjoyed something as atrocious like Billy and Mandy now, I now see Robot Jones as horrible, I now see Camp Lazlo! as an unfunny Rocko's Modern Life, I already saw Frisky Dingo as an already unfunny version of Archer, and I now see Jake Long and Juniper Lee as Danny Phantom knock-offs that offend Chinese people.
Yeah, this show made me realize... that Cartoon Network even went downhill long before the 2004 rebrand. 2001 was when the network started to decline. Yes, we did get something good, like Samurai Jack, Time Squad, and Adult Swim, but AOL and TimeWarner merged together, Jim Samples took over, Chris Savino was put in charge of Dexter's Laboratory and Powerpuff Girls, which aged worse than milk, more bad cartoons were made like Robot Jones, Kids Next Door, Billy and Mandy, and a large majority of CN City era shows, the passing of Hanna and Barbera ruined the channel even more (until Adventure Time came out), the 2004 logo was worse than I remember, the City era bumpers were complete knock-offs, the Yes! bumpers were no better, neither were the Stuart Snyder bumps in the late 2000s, they added live-action before Re-Animated came out, we got Wulin Warriors, and don't get me started on their imported Canadian bullshit!! And somehow, Grojband is one that doesn't get the same treatment as Johnny Test, despite being made by a guy who worked on Total Drama and Sidekick, because it was made to be a mockery of how bad the 2000s were. I checked out Grojband, expecting it to be bad, given that it felt like a poor man's Phineas and Ferb, but it actually turned out to be really good.
Superjail! is not a mockery of the 2000s, it is a PARADE of the 2000s. It shows everything that is wrong with the decade. A poor attempt to be cool and hip, a desperate attempt to grab audiences' attention by being so loud, gory, cartoony, and raunchy, it's not even funny, characters who are such assholes to one another, development that felt unnecessary, acting that is so ear-raping, jokes that make no sense in the slightest, an uncomfortable amount of gross-out and toilet humor, story arcs that add to nothing, violence and gore that are done in a Fanboy and Chum Chum-style fashion, imagery that felt like Flapjack, but worse, animation that's way too overly detailed, over the top, and ugly to look at, and worst of all, designs that make Klasky Csupo look like Adventure Time. It is, without a shadow of a doubt, the WORST animated show I have EVER seen in my whole life. Yes, it's worse than the Nutshack, it's worse than Mega Babies, it's worse than All Grown Up!, it's even worse than the Wacky World of Tex Avery, which isn't even saying much. This show is still too stupid and juvenile, I actually felt like vomiting my stomach, literally. I sat through all 37 episodes, including the pilot, and all four of its seasons. And NONE of these episodes I found would be considered an Admirable Animation!!
The 2000s did it! They made a show worse than anything they've ever done!! This is where they finally reached an all new low, and it clearly shows WHY the decade is so bad it's horrible. There was never a reason to make this show, or to watch it!! Unless you're a demonic psychopath fool who gets a kick out of it like Mr. Pickles or Ren from Adult Party Cartoon. That's how bad Superjail! is. It's even worse than Kidd Video. Everything about this show pisses me off, and scars me to death. It made me wanna go to therapy. Yeah, the 2000s made a show where there's literally no good quality in this show. It's too demonic for me to even handle, and it's too violent for me to even care!! It's like a 2D animated version of Xavier: Renegade Angel, only it's even worse. Metalocalypse was gory, and that show was good. But Superjail! is nothing but complete and utter insanity, that only a sadist would find it funny. It does not surprise me that Benthelooney likes this show, which gave me another reason to hate that fucking sadist pedophile!! So, if you like Superjail!, you really are a sadist. Those who like Superjail! would find enjoyment in something like Where the Dead Go to Die or Freddy Got Fingered. And oh boy. Christy Karacas has no talent. Aside from working as a background designer on Daria, the only GOOD show he's ever worked on, a large majority of his works range from bad to worse. Stuff like Bar Fight, Space War, or Ballmastrz: 9009. Fuck, this guy even worked on Robotomy, which is essentially a mixture of a Disney Channel sitcom crossed with Superjail!!!
No matter how curious you are, I advise you to NEVER watch Superjail! at all!!! And I hope the person that asked me to do this is happy that I did so, because now I can finally be happy that the 2000s ARE FUCKING OVER!!!! UGH!!! I hate that decade even more now!! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to cuddle Marceline the Vampire Queen.
I never thought I'd bring it up from my Ren Seeks Help review, but thank fucking God it's over. You know what the sad part is? People say that this is the best show on Adult Swim. Is it? Fuck no! Since this is the worst thing I've ever reviewed thus far, and I'm ever going to review, I'm not gonna watch the show ever again. I refuse to. If I had to guess as to why this is considered to be the best, it's that this show does something other than try to gross people out in various ways. But it's too disturbing to be seen as comedic, and tries to tell too many jokes to be played straight. And it gets so confused, that it begins to feel like the disturbing shit is the joke that they're trying to tell. No matter what story they're trying to tell, it takes too long to get started, takes too long to do it, and has next to no pay-off. Most of the jokes they do tell are either gross or don't understand the basics of comedy. The production is shit. A lot of people keep telling me that this is supposed to be overly dramatic. Superjail! is supposed to be a comedy, yet it fails so miserably, that it just never should've been made. Comedy is what you come to a show like this for. Going to this for dramatic tension is like going to Family Guy for political commentary. It just doesn't belong there. What do the other- What do the o- What do the other episodes do, they be gross? Oh, they take care of a girl dying of cancer, as mentioned before! There's more ways to disgust a person than pure imagery. It's like why people hate "Freddy Got Fingered" more than "Garbage Pail Kids." In fact, you might as well call this the "Freddy Got Fingered" of all animation. At least, television animation. Think about it, it starts off with nothing but sap, has tons of abuse, disturbing content where it shouldn't be, and a character bastardized to make the cruelty worse. But unlike "Brandy and Mr. Whiskers," I felt a piece of myself die after watching this. [sighs] I-I felt... broken after watching this. Yes, I find this show that... horrifically bad. Signing out.
(Closing music: Kingdom Hearts 2 Final Mix The Other Promise)
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