Nat-Napped!

==Characters==
* Nat Peterson
* Shubie
* Susie
* Baby Billy
* Harold
* Frank
* Pilar
* Sadie Rechid
* Tina-Fran
* Charlie
* Patty Rechid
* Nathaniel
* Tom
* Martha Smith
* Nazz-Mimi
* Nazz's Baby
* Police Officer
* Dr. Evil
* Robot
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Shubie walking into her house)
Shubie: "Hi Nat! I just dropped Susie off at school. Man, I wish she took a bus everyday so I wouldn't have to drive her. There's always such a big line. We were sitting in line for almost a half an hour this morning!" Shubie walks into the living room and sees Nat watching TV.
Nat: "I'm sorry, Shubie. That stinks. I can drive Susie to school tomorrow if you want. I know how much the drop off lines annoy you."
Shubie: "Thanks, Nat. Shouldn't you be leaving for work though? Sadie's Cookies is opening soon."
Nat: "I don't have work today, Shubie. Sadie decided to close the store today and give us the day off. She said we've both been working too hard lately."
(Scene cuts to Sadie getting a spray tan)
Sadie: "Closing the store so I could get a spray tan was the greatest idea I've ever had! I can't wait until Nat sees my tan tomorrow. He'll finally leave Shubie for me!"
(Scene cuts back to Nat and Shubie in their living room)
Shubie: "Wow, that's awfully nice of Sadie to give you the day off to relax. I wish my manager gave me days off for that."
Nat: "Yep and now that Susie's at school, we have the whole day to ourselves! What would you like to do, Shubie?"
Shubie: "Oh, I wish I could stay here with you Nat, but I still have work today."
Nat: "Oh, right." Shubie checks her watch.
Shubie: "Well, I'd better get going. Have a great day off, Nat! I'll be back around 6." Shubie kisses Nat on the cheek before leaving the room.
Nat: "What am I going to do now? I don't want to watch TV all day on my day off. That'd be so boring. There has to be something else I can do… That's it! Harold's probably home today! I'll go see what he's up to."
(Scene cuts to Nat walking towards Harold's house) Nat sees Harold doing something in his garage.
Nat: "Hey Harold!"
Harold: "Hey Nat! Shouldn't you be at work right now?"
Nat: "Nah. Sadie gave me the day off. So what are you up to?"
Harold: "Oh I'm just building my latest invention. I call it the Ghost Beam! Once it's finished, it'll be able to turn anyone into a ghost temporarily. Now I'll be able to do all sorts of things like fly through walls and spook people!"
Nat: "Wow that sounds awesome! Can I help?"
Harold: "Sure!"
(Scene cuts to Nat and Harold working on the Ghost Beam later that day)
Harold: "Uh oh."
Nat: "What's the matter, Harold?"
Harold: "The Ghost Beam needs more zinc but we're all out."
Nat: "So we can't finish the Ghost Beam? What are we going to do now?"
Harold: "No we can finish it. I'll just have to buy some more zinc on ScienceStuffForCheap.com."
Nat: "They have a website for that?"
Harold: "Yeah, they have a website for pretty much anything these days. Let me show you." Nat and Harold walk over to Harold's computer.
Nat: "$5? Wow, people really are selling zinc for cheap on this website."
Harold: "I know! This Mr. Drevil guy's giving it out for free! And it says we can come pick it up today! You wanna go pick it up now?"
Nat: "Sure! How far away is it?"
Harold: "It's only a ten minute drive from my house."
(Scene cuts to Nat and Harold in Harold's boat)
Harold: "This is the place! They said we could go into their lab and pick it up." Harold pulls into the driveway and drives up towards the house.
Nat: "Are you sure this is the place? It looks a bit spooky. It's so secluded from the rest of the town."
Harold: "Yeah this is definitely it! Most scientists' residences look like this. They prefer doing their experiments in private." Harold and Nat get out of Harold's boat and walk into the lab. A scientist walks over to them
Mr. Drevil: "Harold, I've been expecting you."
Harold: "Yep! Me and my friend are here to pick up the zinc. We'll be out of here in no time."
Mr. Drevil: "Oh, I don't think you're going anywhere." Mr. Drevil presses a button. A cage shoots up from the floor and traps Nat and Harold.
Nat: "I knew this place was sketchy!" Mr. Drevil laughs.
Harold: "Let us out of here! Why did you trap us, Mr. Drevil?"
Mr. Drevil: "Mr. Drevil?! Do you seriously not recognize me? It is I, Dr. Evil! You thought you could steal my invention from me and get away with it! Well you were wrong! Now I'll finally have my revenge!"
Nat: "You stole one of his inventions?"
Harold: "He's crazy! I've never stolen anything from him!"
Dr. Evil: "That's a lie! Twelve years ago, I, Bikini Bottom's top scientist, had just finished my greatest invention yet, the invisibility jacket! I had some leftover uranium from the experiment so I decided to sell it off on a new website called ScienceStuffForCheap.com. Harold decided to buy it from me, and when he came by to pick it up, he stumbled across my invisibility jacket. Figuring no one would notice if it was missing, he stole the jacket and pretended that he had invented it!"
Harold: "That's a lie! You have no proof! You probably just lost it!"
Dr. Evil: "But I do have proof! This lab is filled with security cameras!" Dr. Evil walks over to his computer and plays the security footage of Harold stealing the invisibility jacket twelve years ago. Harold laughs nervously.
Harold: "Maybe that's just someone who looks a lot like me?" Nat sighs.
Nat: "You're an idiot, Harold."
Dr. Evil: "I knew I had to get my revenge. So twelve years later, I used my teleportation device to teleport to your lab and steal it back. Unfortunately I couldn't find the invisibility jacket, but I did see that you were using zinc for your ghost device. By the way, ghost device? That was so seven years ago. Anyway, I grabbed some of the zinc and teleported it back to my lab. Knowing you wouldn't be able to complete your experiment without it, I then posted the zinc on ScienceStuffForCheap.com under the clever disguise of Mr. Drevil and said I'd give it away for free! And now here you are, trapped in my cage!" Dr. Evil laughs evilly.
Harold: "What do you want from us? I'll show you where the invisibility jacket is and give it back. Just let us out of here!"
Dr. Evil: "It's too late for the invisibility jacket! All I want is revenge. You'll be the test subject for all my latest experiments. There's my device that turns people blind, the device that makes people poop through their mouth, the device that turns people into toilets, and who knows what catastrophic side-effects come from my other experiments. As for your friend, I'll be honest, I wasn't expecting you to bring a friend here. I don't know what I'll do with him yet."
(Scene cuts to Shubie coming home from work) Shubie opens the front door.
Shubie: "Hi Nat! I'm home from work! How was your day off?" Shubie waits for a response but doesn't hear one.
Shubie: "Huh, that's odd. Usually Nat responds to me when I get home. Nat? Nat? Are you here?" Shubie looks around the house for Nat, but can't find him. Shubie walks outside and sees Nazz-Mimi pushing her baby in a stroller down the street.
Shubie: "Hi Nazz!"
Nazz: "Hey Shubie!"
Shubie: "Have you seen Nat today? I can't find him."
Nazz: "I think I saw him at Harold's house earlier."
Shubie: "Harold's house? Well his boat's still parked in the driveway. He must still be there. Thanks Nazz!" Shubie walks over to Harold's garage.
Shubie: "Hey Nat! Hey Harold! I'm back from work!" Shubie sees no one in the garage. Shubie walks into Harold's house and looks around but doesn't find Harold or Nat. Shubie walks back over to her house. Sadie pulls her boat into her driveway. Sadie gets out of her boat and notices Shubie.
Sadie: "Hey Shubie! Are you jealous of my spray tan? I can't wait to show it to Nat! Is he here?"
Shubie: "Hey Sadie. I don’t know where Nat is. I can't seem to find him." Sadie walks across the street and over to Shubie.
Sadie: "Oh no, Nat's missing?! What if he was kidnapped? Or mugged? Or something even worse! What if I never see him again?! How will I live without my Nat?! I never got to tell him how I feel! I just got this spray tan for him and everything!" Sadie starts sobbing.
Shubie: "Wow Sadie, you're a truly great friend! You care so much about Nat. It breaks my heart hearing you not wanting to lose him as a friend." Sadie stops crying.
Sadie: "Oh yeah, definitely as a friend! Nothing more!" Sadie laughs awkwardly. Frank and Pilar walk down the street towards them.
Frank: "Hey Shubie! Hey Sadie! What's the matter?"
Shubie: "Hey Frank. We can't find Nat. Him and Harold are missing. Have you two seen either of them."
Sadie: "Especially Nat!"
Pilar: "Nat and Harold are missing?! I haven't seen them."
Frank: "I haven't seen them either."
Pilar: "Oh! But you know what this means? Me and Frank can search for Nat and Harold!"
Frank: "That's a great idea!"
Shubie: "Thanks, guys. But I think I'm going to have the police handle this. I'm sure they'll be able to find them."
(Scene cuts to Shubie talking to a police officer)
Police officer: "So your husband and his best friend are missing?"
Shubie: "Yes."
Pilar: "Hey, I'm his best friend!"
Police officer: "And they’ve been missing for how long?"
Shubie: "Around six hours."
Police officer: "And has anyone seen them?"
Shubie: "My friend, Nazz, saw them at Harold's house earlier, but they're not there now and Harold's boat is gone."
Police officer: "Ok. And has anyone else seen them?"
Shubie: "No."
Police officer: "Has your husband ever been involved in extramarital affairs previously?"
Shubie: "No he has not!"
Police officer: "Noted. Alright ma'am, we'll let you know if we happen to see Nat or Harold." The police officer gets in his boat and drives away.
Shubie: "Well that didn't help much."
Pilar: "Well you know who can help you…" Shubie looks over at Frank and Pilar. Frank and Pilar smile at her. Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "Fine. I guess you two can try to find them." Frank and Pilar high five.
Frank: "Yes! Where should we look first?"
Pilar: "Let's check the Krusty Krab bathrooms!" Frank and Pilar run away. 
Sadie: "We're doomed." Sadie walks away.
(Scene cuts to Charlie and Tina-Fran having a picnic in the park)
Tina: "Oh Charlie, isn't this so romantic?" Pilar and Frank walk over towards them. Pilar looks inside the picnic basket.
Pilar: "Nat and Harold aren't in this picnic basket."
Charlie: "Can we help you?" Frank picks up Tina.
Frank: "They're not under Tina." Frank puts Tina back down. Pilar lifts up their picnic blanket. Charlie and Tina tumble onto the ground.
Pilar: "They're not under the picnic blanket."
Charlie: "You idiots! You ruined our picnic!" Charlie beats up Pilar and Frank.
(Scene cuts to Patty Rechid and Nathaniel kissing in Nathaniel's boat at Makeout Reef) Frank opens the door.
Frank: "They're not in Nathaniel's boat!"
Patty: "Would you get out of here?!"
(Scene cuts to Tom and Martha Smith eating dinner)
Martha: "Tom, could you pass me the butter? Oh! The worm bumped into me again. Wait a minute, we don't have a worm!" Martha lifts up the tablecloth and sees Pilar. Pilar smiles awkwardly.
Pilar: "They're not under the table!" Martha screams.
Martha: "Get out of our house!"
(Scene cuts to Pilar and Frank in Frank's boat) Frank looks at his watch.
Frank: "We've been trying to find Nat and Harold for six hours. We searched the entire town and haven't found anything!" Pilar sighs.
Pilar: "It'd be so much easier if Nat was here. He'd come up with some super smart plan and then we'd find them immediately,"
Frank: "Yeah, and even Harold would have some science experiment we could use to track them down."
Pilar: "This is hopeless. We're never going to be able to find them on our own. Let's just give up."
Frank: "What?! We can't give up! Nat and Harold are counting on us! We don't need them. We can figure out a way to find them on our own. We just need a plan."
Pilar: "Oh! I've got it! We can buy some snacks at the Barg 'N Mart!"
Frank: "No! We're running out of time, Pilar! They're counting on us to step up and save them! Wait! That's it! Step!"
Pilar: "Huh?"
Frank: "If we retrace the steps of what Nat and Harold did today, we might be able to find clues that would lead us to them! Quick! What did Nat and Harold do today?"
Pilar: "Um… Let's see… What did Shubie say? Oh yeah, they went to Harold's house and then they disappeared!"
Frank: "Let's go to Harold's house! There's got to be a clue there!"
(Scene cuts to Harold testing out some of Dr. Evil's experiments)
Dr. Evil: "This potion is supposed to give you super strength." Dr. Evil sticks a spoon filled wit the potion into Harold's mouth. Harold's skin turns red.
Harold: "My scales! They burn!” 
Dr. Evil: "Hmm… It seems like it just gives people a bad rash. Next up, this laser should give you x-ray vision!" Dr. Evil shoots the laser at Harold. Harold screams.
Harold: "My eyes!" Harold continues to scream. Nat looks away.
(Scene cuts to Frank and Pilar searching Frank's garage)
Frank: "Find any clues yet, Pilar?"
Pilar: "Nope. Just a bunch of dumb experiments."
Frank: "Yeah, same here. Hey look! Is that Harold's computer?" Frank and Pilar walk over to Harold's computer.
Pilar: "Ooo! I wonder what kind of pictures he has on there."
Frank: "No, you numbskull! There might be something on here that tells us where they are." Frank turns on the computer and searches through it.
Pilar: "Yeah right. There's nothing valuable on here. It's just a bunch of lame science stuff."
Frank: "Hey, what's this? ScienceStuffForCheap.com? It says here that Harold bought some zinc from a guy named Mr. Drevil earlier today. Maybe that's where they are! Let's go find out!" Frank jumps into his boat and turns it on.
Pilar: "Can we at least stop for some snacks on the way there?"
(Scene cuts to Frank and Pilar arriving at Dr. Evil's house) 
Frank: "We're here." Frank and Pilar get out of Frank's boat. Pilar starts eating a bag of chips.
Pilar: "Thanks for stopping for snacks on the way there, Frank." Frank sighs.
Frank: "I only did because you wouldn't stop whining about it in the boat." 
Frank and Pilar walk down the driveway and into Dr. Evil's house.
Pilar: "Nat! Harold! Are you in here?" Frank covers Pilar's mouth.
Frank: "What are you doing? Are you trying to get us killed? This house could be owned by a madman! Who knows what he's done to Nat and Harold?"
Harold (from Dr. Evil's lab): "No! Stop! Please!"
Frank and Pilar: "Harold!" Frank and Pilar run down the hallway towards the lab.
(Scene cuts to Dr. Evil's lab) Harold screams.
Harold: "No! Nooooo! Not the Romance Channel! Why is she kissing him? He just cheated on her! This makes no sense! Make it stop! Please! I'll do anything!" Harold continues to scream.
Dr. Evil: "Aha! So my virtual headset is a success! Well, wouldn't want you to miss out on that show. We can wait until it ends to test out another experiment."
Harold: "And now she's mad again?! But they were just kissing! Turn it off! I'm begging you!" Dr. Evil looks at his computer and sees Frank and Pilar on the security camera.
Dr. Evil: "What the… Are these two goofballs here to rescue you? Not in my house! It's time they learned a little lesson about trespassing!" Dr. Evil presses a button on his computer.
(Scene cuts to Frank and Pilar walking towards the lab) Suddenly the house starts shaking.
Frank: "What was that?" A robot appears and starts to walk towards them.
Pilar: "Maybe it's a friendly robot?" The robot pulls out a chainsaw.
Frank: "That robot's not friendly!" The robot chases Frank and Pilar. Frank and Pilar run into the bathroom and close the door. The robot begins to saw through the door. Frank and Pilar scream.
Pilar: "We're gonna die!" Frank notices the bathtub in the bathroom.
Frank: "No we're not. Quick! Turn on that bathtub. I have a plan." Pilar turns on the bathtub. Frank opens the door and trips the robot. The robot falls into the bathtub and short circuits.
Pilar: "Way to go Frank! Now lets go save Nat and Harold."
(Scene cuts to Frank and Pilar entering the lab) Frank sees Nat tied up in the corner.
Frank: "Hey! There's Nat!" Frank and Pilar untie Nat.
Nat: "Thanks guys."
Frank: "You're welcome, Nat. Now we just need to rescue Harold."
Nat: "Okay. I don’t Dr. Evil knows you're here yet so if you act super quietly…"
Pilar: "Stop right there evil guy!"
Nat: "Or you could just immediately let him know." Dr. Evil turns around.
Dr. Evil: "Huh? So you got past the robot, eh? Well you won't be so lucky against my laser cannon!" Dr. Evil presses a button. A cannon begins to shoot lasers at them. 
Nat: "Run!" Nat, Frank and Pilar run as the laser cannon fires lasers at them.
Frank: "Nat! What do we do?"
Nat: "How should I know?" Pilar looks around and a box filled with zinc. 
Pilar: "That's it!" Pilar dodges a laser and chucks the box into the cannon. The cannon explodes and everyone is flung back against the wall from the explosion. Harold gets up.
Harold: "Oh thank Neptune! I'm finally free from that awful show!"
Dr. Evil: "My lab! It's ruined! You destroyed all of my experiments! You'll pay for this!"
Frank: "So what should we do with him?"
Nat: "Let's tie him up and let the police take him away." Nat, Frank and Pilar tie up Dr. Evil with some rope.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Harold, Frank and Pilar in Nat's front yard)
Susie: "Dad! You're back!" Susie runs over to Nat and gives him a hug. Shubie hands Baby Billy to Nat and walks over to Frank and Pilar.
Shubie: "Thank you so much for rescuing Nat! I'm sorry for doubting you earlier." Shubie hugs Frank and Pilar.
Pilar: "It's fine, Shubie. I would've doubted us too."
Nat: "Sorry you still don't have enough zinc to finish your Ghost Beam, Harold."
Harold: "Oh, it's okay. I think I'm just gonna go home and watch the Romance Channel. I mean, watch some sports!" Harold laughs awkwardly and runs to his house.
Shubie: "Oh Nat, I almost forgot to tell you!"
Nat: "What's that, Shubie?"
Shubie: "I told my manager that my husband was missing, and he gave me the day off tomorrow! At least one good thing came of this."
Nat: "Yeah. Just don't spend your day off helping Harold. That's always a big mistake." Nat, Shubie, Frank, Pilar and Susie laugh.
(Scene ends)
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