Lotto Quotes

:Andy: That is not Darryl. I don't know where Darryl is. I suspect probably our Darryl is inside of that Darryl.
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:Kevin: Come on Jim! Tell him what we call it!
:Jim: It's not important
:Andy: No! Come on Jim! Tell us what you call it!
:Jim: Señor Loadenstein
:Kevin: And why do we call it that?
:Jim: Porque es muy rápido...
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:Darryl: Taco air is thick... its heavy... it settles at the lowest point... you can't air it out...
:Andy: Well... you got a great basement!
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:Darryl: Give me your job.
:Andy: Haha, what?
:Darryl: I'll do it better than you. I earned it. I deserve it. I got passed over, God knows why, reasons I cannot and will not understand. The job was mine Andy, everyone said it was mine. Make me manager or fire me.
:Andy: I'm not gonna give you my job! It's my job! I earned it! And here's the thing, you weren't even next in line. I asked about you, I saw your file. You have a history of being short with people and you hired Glenn, your buddy! To replace you in the warehouse. He was under qualified. They saw that.
:Nate: Also, Darryl, FYI, I already told this to Andy, but uh, you should probably know I technically don't have a hearing problem, it's just when there's a lot of noises...
:Andy: Nate! Please....thank you. You have no business education, you were gonna take classes under D'Angelo, what happened to that?
:Darryl: He died.
:Andy: He didn't die, his brain died. And my brain is still very much alive and I'd be happy to give you business classes. How come you haven't asked me about it?
Category:Season 8 quotes