The Battle of The Bands/Transcript

[The showtape begins with a song called "Fun for All".]
[Air Fryer:]
Hey everybody, what'cha say?
[Others:]
Hey Air Fryer, hey Air Fryer, hey hey!
[Air Fryer:]
Are you ready for a good time here today?
[Others]
Yes way, yes way, Air Fryer, yes way!
[Air Fryer:]
We're all in this together
It's the only way to be
[Air Fryer and Eiffel Tower:]
So put your hands together,
Sing along with me!
[All:]
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all, oh yeah
[Air Fryer:]
I'm gonna teach you a couple of moves
[Others:]
Okay, okay, okay!
[Air Fryer:]
I'm gonna get you into the groove
[Others:]
Let's play, let's play, let's play!
[Air Fryer:]
Put your hands together
Now shake them all around
[Air Fryer and Owl:]
Flap your arms like you got wings
To lift you off the ground
[All:]
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all, oh yeah
[Air Fryer:]
We're all in this together
It's the only way to be
So put your hands together,
Sing along with me!
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all (Eiffel Tower: Fun for all!)
[All:]
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all (Eiffel Tower: Fun for all!)
It's all for fun, and fun for all
It's all for fun, and fun for all, oh yeah
[Air Fryer and Eiffel Tower:]
It's fun for all!
[Fun for All ends.]
Maypole: Alright, Air Fryer's Make Believe Band, get ready for another song!
Bubble Tea: (to Air Fryer) Let's practice our melodies for the finale.
[Bubble Tea and Air Fryer visit Dunny's costume shop.]
Bubble Tea: (to Dunny) Excuse me, Mr. Dunny, can we get some costumes?
Dunny: Of course! But first, let me tell you about my amazing costume business...
[Cut back to The Masked Singer Funhouse]
Owl: Hey Piranha, remember the first Star Wars movie? That was awesome!
Piranha: Yeah, it was amazing. I can't believe it's been so long.
[Maypole enters.]
Maypole: Where are Air Fryer's Make Believe Band members now?
Eiffel Tower: Well, I'm a truck chaser now.
Owl: And I'm a professional doorman.
Piranha: And I'm a trampoline instructor.
Bubble Tea: I'm still in the music business, but I'm also a part-time barista.
Air Fryer: And I'm just here to play.
[Chasin' Me A Truck begins.]
[Eiffel Tower:]
It was my daddy's own pickup
that started it all.
I was just a little baby
barely learn to crawl.
He fired up the engine, it took off real fast
and I chased that thing for hours till it ran out of gas.
You knows your slick black Cadillac
don't give me no thrill.
I ain't got a lot of interest
in your kooky bill.
If you're riding in a limo,
buddy, you're out of luck.
I only want to spend my life by chasing me a truck. (Hey!)
You know, I must admit
that chasing cats ain't all that bad.
At one time, I even tried to catch a cab.
But you know the thing that
I would rather chase instead,
it's just a main old pickup
with a rusty eye man.
You knows your slick black Cadillac
don't give me no thrill.
I ain't got a lot of interest
in your kooky bill.
If you're riding in a limo,
buddy, you're out of luck.
I only want to spend my life by chasing me a truck. (Come on! Hoo!)
(Guitar Solo)
Oh, boy.
I won't chase me a Mercedes Benz.
And I don't care for portions,
I won't make amends.
Don't care what they think,
don't care what they say,
I'm gonna be chasing after trucks
until they put me away.
You knows your slick black Cadillac
don't give me no thrill.
I ain't got a lot of interest
in your kooky bill.
If you're riding in a limo,
buddy, you're out of luck.
I only want to spend my life by chasing me a truck.
You knows your slick black Cadillac
don't give me no thrill.
I ain't got a lot of interest
in your kooky bill.
If you're riding in a limo,
buddy, you're out of luck.
I only want to spend my life
by chasing me a truck.
(spoken) Trucks aren't proof, but I have to give up on it!
[Chasin' Me A Truck ends. Dunny enters The Masked Singer Funhouse.]
Dunny: Alright, everyone! Let's have a battle of the bands competition! [To the audience] Vote for the best band!
Piranha: Yay!
[The bands go off to prepare their songs.]
Bubble Tea: Air Fryer, what are we going to do?
Air Fryer: I don't know, but we'll figure something out.
[Cut to Wombat and Air Fryer watching a cat video on YouTube.]
Wombat: (to Air Fryer) Hey, check out this cat video.
Air Fryer: (laughs) This is so cute!
[Dancin' Kitten begins.]
[Air Fryer:]
Everybody, let me tell a tale
about a little guy I know
If you lay the grooves, he's got the moves
you know this cat can go?
Well, you know this kid has got some crazy steps
You can't resist
And you can't ignore when he hits the floor
And it goes a little something like this...
'Cause he's a dancin' kitten
Can't ask for more
He's gonna win ya over
When he's on the floor
Goin' cross the nation
Come to your town
'Cause he's a dancin' kitten
And he's gonna get down
Dance, dance, kitten
No other kitten can shake it like you
Dance, dance, kitten
Here's the second verse
Then one day, he was on his way
To a dance across town
When a mean old guy givin' him the eyes
Said, "Boy, you can't get down!"
Well, you know this cat was just too good
To ever be dismissed
So without a care, he danced right there
It went a little, little something like this
'Cause he's a dancin' kitten
Can't ask for more
He's gonna win ya over
When he's on the floor
Goin' cross the nation
Come to your town
'Cause he's a dancin' kitten
And it's time for a kitty cat breakdown
(Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow)
(Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow)
(Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow)
(Meow-meow-meow-meow-meow, MEOW)
Dance, kitten
A-get down, kitten
Do the jerk, kitten
A-do the smurf, kitten
Mow the lawn, kitten
A-do your taxes, kitten
Change your lightbulb, kitten
Scratch, kitty cat, scratch
(Scratch until the end)
[Dancin' Kitten ends. Cut to the Jungle Rockers on stage. Welcome to the Jungle begins.]
[Dunny:]
Oh my God
Jump
[Wombat:]
Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
[Dunny:]
Watch it bring you to your shun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Muah, ah, I wanna watch you bleed
[Wombat:]
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day-by-day
If you want it you're gonna bleed, but it's the price you pay
[Bearded Dragon:]
And you're a very sexy girl, who's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights, but you won't get them for free
[Huntsman:]
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my, my serpentine
Oh, ah, I wanna hear you scream
[Wombat:]
Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want, but you better not take it from me
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
[All:]
Watch it bring you to your shun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Muah, I'm gonna watch you bleed
And when you're high, you never ever wanna come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
You're gonna die
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
In the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Feel my, oh my, my, my serpentine
Jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your shun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-knees, knees
Down in the jungle, welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your—it's gonna bring you down, huh
[Welcome to the Jungle ends. The Jungle Explorers leave and Air Fryer's Make Believe Band gets on stage. Live While We're Young begins.]
[Piranha:]
Hey girl I'm waiting on ya, I'm waiting on ya
Come on and let me sneak you out
[Owl:]
And have a celebration, a celebration
The music up, the windows down
[Bubble Tea:]
Yeah, we'll be doing what we do
Just pretending that we're cool and we know it too (Piranha: know it too)
Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do
Just pretending that we're cool, so tonight
[All:]
Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some and live while we're young
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (and live while we're young)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tonight let's get some
[Piranha:]
And live while we're young
Hey girl it's now or never, it's now or never
Don't overthink, just let it go
And if we get together, yeah get together
Don't let the pictures leave your phone (oh oh)
[Bubble Tea:]
Yeah, we'll be doing what we do
Just pretending that we're cool, so tonight
[All:]
Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some and live while we're young
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (wanna live while we're young)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Tonight let's get some
[Piranha:]
And live while we're young
[Air Fryer:]
And girl, you and I
We're about to make some memories tonight
[Eiffel Tower:]
I wanna live while we're young
We wanna live while we're young
[All:]
Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some and live while we're young
Crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun
I know we only met but let's pretend it's love
And never, never, never stop for anyone
Tonight let's get some and live while we're young
Wanna live, wanna live, wanna live while we're young
(C'mon, young) wanna live, wanna live (wanna live while we're young)
Wanna live, wanna live, wanna live while we're young
Tonight let's get some
[Piranha:]
And live while we're young
[Live While We're Young ends. Weather and The Jungle Explorers get on stage.]
Weather: And the winner of the battle of the bands competition is... [She gives the trophy to Air Fryer's Make Believe Band.] Air Fryer's Make Believe Band!
[Air Fryer's Make Believe Band goes wild for the victory!]
Air Fryer: Yay! We won!
[End of the showtape.]
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