Puggles

Puggles is Mary Cassowary's pet peccadillo. After having bonded with her at a very young age, she and Mary became quick friends. Puggles is a magical pet with rainbow details of color. She is a main character in the Kiddie Channel series. Voiced by Gentille Winderwood.
== Quotes ==
# "Hi, I'm Puggles. But you probably couldn't tell because I am so good at blending in with the modern society."
# "Have I ever steered anyone wrong?"
#"What does it look like I do for a living?"
# "Now that's more like it."
# "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
# "How much we talking?"
# "Somebody ought to teach you a lesson!"
# "Do everything I say, don't do anything I do. Got it?"
# "You guys think you know everything! When was the last time we met again?" 
# "Let's find which one is the real deal."
# "First, let's get a couple of things straight!"
# "Do you really think so? Let's get real here!"
# "I hope you know you're doing nothing to society but being an embarrassment."
# "You're never going to find success in this industry, so you might as well leave!"
# "No, everyone is not okay. First, you were late. Second, you got it all wrong. And Jake, I don't even know where to start!"
# "Hey, there's no friends in my business. It's the people you make money with and the people you don't."
# "You may have seen boxers who fight, but try that again, and I'll knock you out like a wrestler!"
# "I hate it with a passion that burns with the fire of a thousand flames."
# "A creative original looks like a masterpiece compared to this pile of garbage."
# "You make the world’s dumbest person look like a college professor!"
# "Oh, please. You make a snail look like an Olympic athlete!"
# "My friends are very proud of me. Deservedly so, I might add."
# "Hey, this is my personal space. And that’s yours!"
# "My favorite thing about the hope in your eyes is watching it slowly disappear."
# "Thank you so much. You just gave me a front-row seat to this train wreck!"
# "Not if you ask like that, you don't!"
# "Let me look this up."
# "Let me get this straight."
# "So, is it really them? Is it really, really them?"
#"I like big budgets and I cannot lie!"
#"Why is time important? Because the past is our present of the future."
# "I promise you, you're not going to regret this!"
# "Inflation. Everything's more expensive nowadays!"
# "And we wouldn't settle for anything less. There's an art to being artificial."
# "If I wanted a bunch of tires, I would have just filled in my gas tank!"
# "Oh, I thought we were still making stuff up."
# "Well, that just about wraps up this episode. Pun intended!"
# "Is that a challenge? You don't think I can mess this up, huh? Let me give you a refill on that!"
# "How else do you think I still have this job? Remember, one person's trash is another person's career."
# "That's what they all say, but they never do. Take it from me. Now watch and actually learn!"
# "Oh, please. You don't know the brakes from the gas pedals. Take it from me."
# "Sticks and straws may break my flaws, but words will never hurt me. Sticks and stones are cause for drones, but words still never hurt me."
# "Don't come crying, okay? The reason I look so good is because I work really hard at the gym eating chocolate all day, and then complaining about how big I look."
# "Can we get into the fact that everything we say with 'no offense' is usually offensive? Like no offense, but you actually look way worse today. Just kidding, you look way better than expected."
# "Well, I wouldn't be so quick to judge a book by any covers! Do you even know who I am?"
# "Go ahead. If you even know what a spark plug is."
# "Hey you there! Stop stopping my friends from coming in the way!"
# "Now that's what I call repurposing with a purpose!"
# "Either you start making sense immediately, or I keep going!"
# "The richest of the rich, the lowest of the low."
# "This is supposed to be a working hour, not a party in the USA."
# "Wow, looks like they're definitely getting a run for their not-so-money!"
#"Up-and-coming talent has to up-and-come from somewhere!" 
#"Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!"
#"You know, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. With some basketball outside of the school. And you?"
#"Sparkle bright like a crystal. Sparkle bright like a crystal. Sparkling bright like a crystal. We're wonderful, like crystals in the air."
#"I wanted you all for myself. More than anyone will know. Make everyone's dreams come true. The only thing I want for the holidays is you. You, Mary."
#"If you like them, then you should have put some gold on them. If you like them, then you should have put some gold on them."
#"Why on Earth you lying? Why you always lying? Oh my gosh, stop freaking lying!"
#"Hey, I just met you, and this is insane. But here's my number, so call me, perhaps?"
# "Roses could be blue, violets could be red. It's all up to you. That's what I said."
# "I've got the biggest arms, the greatest charm and I do the most harm. Now there's a new sheriff in town!"
# "Pretty little not-so-liars. At least your pants aren't on fire!"
# "You're more bombastic than a side eye, you know that?"
# "Like a cupcake at a birthday for as long as I can remember..."
# "As gentle as a rainbow on a summer breeze."
# "I played that game like a pianist plays a concert song."
# "Promise me you will never EVER do that again!"
# "Am I ready? AM I READY?! I don't want to leave [this place], you stupid boy!"
#"Really? Are you sure about that? Because I still remember what you did last time, and I might just have to get even, you know?"
# "How come they got cake and I didn't? I'm here too! Giving some people cake and not others is against the law!"
#"Nobody asked you!"
#"Go away, you stupid boy. I don't need you, I don't need anyone!"
#"Hey, where did that come from? You know what? I'm tired of this. Now I'm gonna do things my way!"
# "That's it. I'm done with this!"
#"Can you speed it up a little?!"
#"Oh, now you are going too far!"
# "Come on genius, figure it out!"
# "Because I just told you to!"
# "Don't even get me started on him!"
# "Put me down! It's my birthday! I command you!"
# "All right. I'm coming, don't get your heads stuck together!" 
# "What? And you're just now bringing that up?"
# "It is not terrible! And if it was a terrible idea, we’re still doing it! You know why? Because it's my birthday, and everyone has to do what I say! Are we clear?"
# "What was I supposed to do? Shout at the top of my lungs, buy me that present for my birthday? Then it wouldn't be a surprise."
# "So? What's wrong with that? I love getting what I want. Oh, please! It can't be any worse than today."
=== Episode 103 ===
#"Big opportunities indeed!"
# "That's right. For centuries, the peccadilloes have been the very symbol of intelligence. Ooh, shiny!"
# "Oh no, now I'll have to talk to this one."
# "Wait a minute, I know who to call."
# "Of course I can talk."
# "Get off of me, will you?"
# "You got that right."
# "Silver is good, gold is better!"
=== Episode 106 ===
# "You know, some bunnies wear their glasses half-full. Other bunnies just see through the looking glass."
# "Your boss looks like a fur-ball with glasses. I'll take it from here."
# "I don't know. Why don't you ask the nerd with glasses? I'm sure she knows the answer."
# "Maybe this will convince you to get contacts, you loquacious bunny rabbit. You know, the way you look in those annoying glasses of yours is an insult to all people!"
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