Metal underwear

Metal underwear is the 45th episode
== Characters Present ==
* Wario
* Lulu
* Mona
* Jimmy T
* Kat and Ana
* Dribble and Spitz
* Young Cricket
* Master Mantis
* 9-Volt
* 18-Volt
* Orbulon
* Dr. Crygor
* Penny Crygor
* Ashley and Red
* 5-Volt
* Fronk
* Mike
== Plot ==
The episode begins with 18 volt getting up at 8:00am
== Transcript ==
(18 volt is in the bathroom, he is washing his face, but his shorts grow big and big, and bang)
18 volt: oh what?
9 volt: (offscreen) not a good old morning huh?
18 volt: no, these shorts grow
fronk: let me see (Holds a magnifying glass to see his ripped short shorts
fronk: hmm, not good stuff eh?
(wario and the gang enter the bathroom)
mike: don’t tell me your shorts became shorter
dr crygor: mike!
penny crygor: grandpa, don’t Be ridiculous 
mona: Joe told me that your shorts grew larger, and then it popped! Like a balloon 
wario: maybe, a metal one would do!
jimmy t: or these club shorts? (Holds club shorts)
mona: or temple shorts (Holds temple shorts)
dribble: or how about these? (Hold car shorts)
spitz: it has car prints
ashley: or how about, witch shorts
red: no, Ashley
kat: and ninja shorts?
ana: it should made you act like a girl
young cricket: or karate shorts
orbulon: or alien shorts 
9 volt: guys! Guys! 18 volt said the metal one
18 volt: metal? Metal?! That has a song
mike: a song? A parody of my song?
mona: or mona pizza?
jimmy t: or body rock?
kat: or four seasons
dribble: and for drifting away and tomorrow hill?
18 volt: no, it’s a parody of the chicken song from spitting image
jimmy t, Mona, dribble, spitz, Ashley, red, dr crygor, Penny, Kat, ana, young cricket, master mantis, orbulon, mike and fronk: spitting image?
9 volt: is the show in 1984 to 1996?
18 volt: yes, it went (Sings) Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
Paint your underwear silver
Then extract your belt
Form a diamond city band
And pretend your name is us
5 volt: hey 9 volt, guess what, 18 volt gets a metal underwear!
(the next day)
18 volt: (tries a metal underwear) yes! now that’s awesome!
lulu: awesome? 
9 volt: yes, awesome 
18 volt: well, Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
Paint your underwear silver
Then extract your belt
Form a diamond city band
And pretend your name is us
9 volt: do it again!
18 volt: (high pitch in elmo voice) Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
9 volt: ugh! That sounds horrible!
5 volt: how about in Cookie Monster voice? (Does a snap)
18 volt: (low pitch in Cookie Monster voice) Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
9 volt: (started to faint) ugh! That was the worse pitch ever!
5 volt: 9 volt? What happened?
9 volt: 18 volt sang the metal underwear song in high and low pitch!
5 volt: call penny!
mike: i’m On it! Penny, 9 volt just fainted when he hears 18 volt sing the metal underwear song 
penny: why?
dr crygor: because he began to faint after 18 volt sings the high pitch in elmo‘s voice and low pitch in Cookie monster’s voice
penny: right, how’d you know? (Turns on ear candy)
Ken the VJ: welcome back to ear candy! 
Young cricket: master, ken is announcing a song
Ken the VJ: a new entry came today, it’s Mr 18 volt! Yeah! Awo!
(18 volt appears on tv)
18 volt: Its the time of year
Now that Spring is now over
When those two little people with their phones watching vids
Make another song for the people that they laugh
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the older ones
To the metalist one
No matter where you see
You just can't escape this dance
Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
Paint your underwear silver
Then extract your belt
Form a diamond city band
And pretend your name is us
Skin yourself alive
Learn to roll around in bed
Let mum Climb a ladder 
And shout...
Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!
18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your skin
Casserole your game
and listen to yourself with fronk
The beat is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you went into a bank
The water’s started running
Learn that this metal underwear glows
Climb into the tub
And wash yourself until your clean
Now you've heard it once
Your rubber duck will sink by a metal underwear
And though it shines so bright
You'll be washing it for weeks
Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it in the shops
And it’s like it is so wet! Everyone!
Citizens: La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
(Wario looks at a newspaper)
Wario: (laughing, but lulu took it) Hey! 
Lulu: I don't want you reading those awful scandal sheets.
mike: (singing along to it) but maybe you counted to 100, you know
9 volt: yeah, I know, maybe a practice will be a good idea! Let’s do this!
(fronk gets the camera)
fronk: I got the camera
lulu: good
9 volt: mum, use a ladder during the song
5 volt: ok 9 volt, I hope you rap like your buddy
9 volt: thanks
fronk: metal underwear take 1
lulu: and action!
9 volt: 1 2 3 4!
18 volt: Its the time of year
Now that Spring is now over
When those two little people with their phones watching vids
Make another song for the people that they laugh
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the older ones
To the metalist one
No matter where you see
You just can't escape this dance
18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
Paint your underwear silver
Then extract your belt
Form a diamond city band
And pretend your name is us
18 volt: Skin yourself alive
Learn to roll around in bed
Let mum Climb a ladder 
And shout...
Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!
18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your...
(wario farts)
Lulu: cut!
(another take)
fronk: metal underwear take 2
lulu: and action!
9 volt: 1 2 3 4!
18 volt: Its the time of year
Now that Spring is now over
When those two little people with their phones watching vids
Make another song for the people that they laugh
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the older butt
To the metalist boob
lulu: enough!
(another take, few takes later)
fronk: metal underwear take 102
lulu: and action!
9 volt: 1 2 3 4!
18 volt: Its the time of year
Now that Spring is now over
When those two little people with their phones watching vids
Make another song for the people that they laugh
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the older ones
To the metalist one
No matter where you see
You just can't escape this dance
18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it when your in bed
And then wear it in the bath
Paint your underwear silver
Then extract your belt
Form a diamond city band
And pretend your name is us
18 volt: Skin yourself alive
Learn to roll around in bed
Let mum Climb a ladder 
And shout...
Citizens: IT’S PAST YOUR BEDTIME!
18 volt: Eat lots of blood when you rip off in your skin
Casserole your game
and listen to yourself with fronk
The beat is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let's do the dance again
18 volt, dr crygor and mike: Wear a underwear in your legs Stick a belt on your waist
Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you went into a bank
18 volt: The water’s started running
Learn that this metal underwear glows
Climb into the tub
And wash yourself until your clean
Now you've heard it once
Your rubber duck will sink by a metal underwear
And though it shines so bright
You'll be washing it for weeks. 9 volt!
9 volt: (rapping) Yo! You found that underwear that is not bronze, gold or platinum, it’s silver, it’s metal, everybody wears with him, because, I see, it shines so bright, it glows and glows and glows and glows, people of diamond city, are you happy about my bud, your selling, like hotcakes!
18 volt: Wear a underwear in your legs 
Stick a belt on your waist
Buy it in the shops
And it’s like it is so wet!
Everyone!
Citizens: La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
Lulu: and cut!
== Trivia ==
The metal underwear song is sung by 18 volt, a parody of the chicken song by spitting image, with mike and dr crygor as backup singers and 9 volt doing the rapping
This is the second time Wario counted to 100 before the song starts, the one being Hide and Now What?Category:WarioWare Adventures episodes