Annoying Orange: Angry Orange!/Transcript

== Annoying Orange meets Angry Orange ==
Orange: [groans] Bored. I'm boreder than bored, i'm bored-lama-dama-ding-dong. [laughs] bored.
[Dane Boedigheimer brings another orange in the kicthen]
Angry Orange: Ow! Watch it, butterfingers.
Orange: Hey! Another orange!
Angry Orange: Yeah, what of it? And where am I?
Orange: You're in the kitchen. Are you my uncle?
Angry Orange: No. Don't be stupid!
Orange: Are you my cousin?
Angry Orange: No. Now shut up.
Orange: Are you my sister's aunt's cousin's dog's father?
Angry Orange: You're barkin' up the wrong tree, bucko.
Orange: [laughs] Good one. Man, you're a funny orange.
Angry Orange: I'm not the funny orange. I'm the "Angry Orange". You hear me? YOU HEAR ME?!
Orange: Yeah, I'm not the deaf orange. [laughs].
[Angry Orange grumbles loudly because of Orange's laughter. Then, the intro starts, titled "Annoying Orange meets Angry Orange"].
Orange: Hey! Hey, Ornery Orange! Ornery Orange!
Angry Orange: You are so very, very dumb!
Orange: Heck, no. In fact, I'm pretty fast. I can spin 30 times in three seconds while motorboating.
Angry Orange: Um... okay.
Orange: Want to see?
Angry Orange: NOT, even, a little!
Orange: Too late!
[Orange begins to spin 30 times in three seconds while motorboating, whiches irritates Angry Orange]
Angry Orange: Ugh, stop it!
[Orange stops spinning]
Orange: Wah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Angry Orange: I got to get out of here! I just need to figure out where "here" is!
Orange: I told you-- you're in the kitchen.
Angry Orange: Yeah? Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Orange: I'm not Captain Obvious. He's over there.
[Captain Obvious suddenly appeared, he is just seen sitting on the stove.]
Captain Obvious: I'm sitting on the stove. [chuckles]
Angry Orange: Is everyone here a numskull?!
Orange: I'm not a numskull. I'm an orange.
[Orange begins laughs, even Captain Obvious laughs as well].
Captain Obvious: [chuckling] Oranges are orange.
Orange: Hey, hey Uncle Ornery. I got a joke: What does a grumpy cow saw?
Angry Orange: Uh, he probably says: "SHUT YOUR YAPPER!!!"
Orange: No, it says, "I'm moooody." [laughs]
Captain Obvious: Oh, I get it! [laughs] "Moooooody". [chuckles]
Angry Orange: That was so stupid!
Captain Obvious: No, it was a pun.
Orange: Okay, your turn, Grumpy Grandpa Orange! Tell a joke!
Angry Orange: I got to get out of here! I can't take it anymore, [holds an iphone] I need to call someone!
Captain Obvious: [gasps] Ooooohhh, he's got an iPhone!
Orange: Order us a pizza! Order us a pizza!
[Angry Orange grumbles angrily, and Orange and Captain Obvious begins to complaining].
Captain Obvious: Pizza?! Get extra anchovies, bro!
Orange: Ooh ooh! get peppers on it!
Captain Obvious: Olives!
Orange: Pepperoni!
Captain Obvious: Extra cheese!
Orange: Pineapple!
Captin Obvious: Canadian bacon!
Orange: Mexican bacon!
Captin Obvious: Stuffed crust!
Orange: Cat whiskers! 
Captin Obvious: DEEEEEEP, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHH!
Angry Orange: Shut up, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!-did you just say cat whi- nevermind! I'm not ordering a pizza, I am calling a cab! so I can leave this horrible place!
Orange: Ooh! Road trip! I'll pack my bags.
Angry Orange: You are not coming! Ugh!!! [calmly] Siri, I need a cab?
Siri: Did you say, "I need a crab?"
Angry Orange: [enunciating] Siri, I need to call a cab.
Siri: I found five restaurants that serve crab near you.
Angry Orange: No! Cab! Cccccaaaabbbbb!
Orange: Rhyme time! Jab, fab, stab, crab… mab.
Captain Obvious: I’m wearing a hat!
Angry Orange: [irate grumble] I can’t take it! SIRI! [slowly] I WANT A CAB!!!
Siri: Are you searching for hermit crab or king crab?
[This is Angry Orange's breaking point, as he is entirely red.)
Angry Orange: RAAAAAAHH!!!
Orange: King crab is already here. [laughs]
Angry Orange: I… CAN’T… TAKE… IT… ANY… MORE!
Captain Obvious: [gasps] That’s gonna void the warranty!
Angry Orange: I don’t care! I hate this place! I hate this phone. I mostly hate you two. I just want a cab… so I can get out of here!
Orange: Oh! You mean Crab Cab?
Angry Orange: I said cab! CAB! [screeching] CAAAB!!!
Orange: No! Crab Cab!
[crash!]
Angry Orange: Oww!! Argh!
Crab: Yo, somebody want a cab?
Orange: Hmmm… no. I’m pretty sure he said “crab”.
Captain Obvious: I’m still wearing a hat.
[end of episode]