Humorless Set-Ups To Outrageous Punch-Lines

This is Comedy Time's other educational segment; it provides humorless questions, followed by quirky answers.
== Favourites As Chosen By The Cast ==
=== The Grown-Ups ===
* Sunny-"How do you measure?" asked Sunny. "Use a ruler!" replied Li'l D.
* Luna-"What did the talking tree say in the fantasy storybook?" asked Li'l D. "Gee, I'm a tree!" replied Sunny. (followed by fun tree facts i.e. "Chlorophyll makes trees' leaves green in sunny weather.")
* Mila-"What do you get if you cross a corny joke with a rhetorical question?" asked Bianca. "A mystery with its case open;" replied Bianca. (followed by the difference between mysteries and secrets)
* Bianca-"Why did Sunny Bridges have no hassle in his classroom?" asked Mila. "That's because his students were very, very bright!" replied Bianca.
* Mr. Barnum-"What did the tots sing at daycare?" asked Mr. Barnum. Fatima replied, "The Alphabet Song." (followed by the history of "The Alphabet Song" including its origins in Boston, MA)
=== The Westley Kids ===
* Madi-"What did the upset girl say?" asked Jadie P. "What's YOUR point?" replied Madi.
* Edward-"What colour is best for painting flowers?" asked Edward. "Purple;" replied Jayray T. (followed by facts about things that are purple i.e. "In Ireland, Australia, New Zealand and the UK, eggplants are called aubergines.")
* Tamika-"What fruit is best for Thanksgiving?" asked Madison. Tamika replied, "A cranberry." (followed by the fact that cranberries bounce when ripe)
* Kim-"What did Jennifer say when she smelled the air in the kitchen?" asked Kim. "Baking some cookies in there? It smells sooo delicious!!" replied Kam.
* Kam-"Where did the sheet music go missing?" asked Kam. "In the piano!" replied Kim.
* Phil-"What do you know about hobbits?" asked Phil. "They don't wear socks; they have bare feet;" replied Edward. (followed by facts about JRR Tolkien's "The Hobbit")
* Li'l D-"What compliment did Bailey give upon noticing Olivia's pleasantly captivating facial expression?" asked Alex. "You have an amazing smile!" replied Li'l D. "Thank you!" Alex responded. "You're welcome!" answered Li'l D. (followed by a lesson on why we should smile)
=== The Eastley Kids ===
* Addi-"What's the exact polar opposite of folk music?" asked Luna. "Pop music!" replied Sunshine Seanie.
* Frederick-"What's it called when everyone improvises a song?" asked Bambi. "A jam session!" replied Jadie P.
* Bambi-"What's another name for a crooner?" asked Jam. "A musician!" replied Trinitee.
* Jim-"How do you infuriate an audience?" asked Jim. "Steal their chairs;" replied Frederick.
* Jam-"What's in South Dakota and is made of stone?" asked Addi. "Mount Rushmore!" replied Luna.
* Bill-Li'l G asked, "Why did the boy do vocal warm-ups before choir?" Bill replied, "He wanted to sing high notes."
* Li'l G-Alex asked, "Who was nicknamed 'The King' in the 1950s and was born in Tupelo, Mississippi?" "Elvis Presley!" replied Jam.
=== The Friends ===
* Jadie P.-"What weighs a half ton, sounds pretty and looks pretty?" asked Jayray T. "A pair of quarter-ton canaries;" Alex responded.
* Jayray T.-Forrest asked, "Why do jazz singers scat?" "Because they forgot the lyrics!" replied Phil.
* Trinitee-Sunshine Seanie asked, "Why is it difficult to unlock a secret diary?" "Because its keys are on the outside;" replied Nina.
* Nina-"What instrument did the gentleman play in the marching band?" asked Nina. "The trombone!" replied Forrest W.
* Forrest W.-"Why was Alexandria grounded?" asked Trinitee. "Because she got in trouble!" replied Nina.
* Sunshine Seanie-"What key should spooky music be in?" asked Bill. "Ab minor;" replied Addi.
* Alex-"What do you say when you are surprised by a talented Swiss singer?" asked Frederick. "Wow! I did NOT know that YOU could yodel!" replied Li'l G.
* Fatima-What did the jerk say to his disappointed enemy? ("Deal with it!")
* Ash-Why are comedians famous? (Because of their many fans!)
* Jefftex-What cheese has edible azure mold? (Blue cheese!)