Kenny Wonkers

:Intro quote
==History==
Kenny Wonkers was a resident of Gunnacarkit and an employee of Solomon Brumby in his bakery. While mixing white icing for Breast Awareness Day, he became distracted by a busty coworker, and his finger was severed by the mixer.
Brumby was delighted by the resultant pink icing but, in order to silence Kenny, killed him. Kenny was taken to the basement and beaten over the head with a brick, the body left down there. Kenny's ghost remained tied to the mixer in the bakery.
==Characteristics==
Kenny is the ghost of a human male. He is fairly cheery and pleasant, wanting conversation and the return of his missing finger before he will give up his name, and less expressively angry than many of the other ghosts regarding his death at the hands of Brumby.
==Episodes==
===Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2===
One of the sets of skeletal remains found in the basement of the bakery is noted to be missing a finger.
In the main room of the bakery, a rack mysteriously fills with fresh-looking finger buns. McKenzie identifies that there is a form of illusion magic on them, but when Plank picks one up it contains a human finger, spewing blood, and when he takes a bite the taste is acrid and dusty. The illusion breaks to reveal that the buns are mouldy and dusty. The mixer beside them starts to work, and the group invite the ghost in the mixer to exit.
The ghost initially withholds his name in favour of conversation, seeking to tell his story. He explains the injury that he experienced and that when he tried to lay claim to the idea of the pink icing, Solomon Brumby murdered him for it. He offers to tell them his name if they remove his hand from the mixer.
Before Gadai can suggest using the Immovable Rod again, Plank sticks his hand into the mixer to retrieve the finger. He fights the mixer with his handaxe, leaving it exploding into pieces to reveal a skeletal finger. They give it to Kevin, who thanks them, gives them his name, and vanishes.
==Appearances==
*Episode 13: Spookaroo Special, The Haunted Bakery Part 2
==Quotes==
*"No, just Breast Awareness in general."
*"And the funny thing was, there was another baker in here with particularly large breasts, and I got distracted by a couple of fine baps, let me tell you, and I lost a finger in the mixer!"
*"He thought that pink icing for Breast Awareness Day was even better, because nipples are pink!"
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