Super Smash Bros. Ingenuity/Agent 8 Intercoms

Agent 8 intercoms are Smash Ingenuity's answer to Brawl's Codecs. These "codecs" are activated by Holding R and pressing Down Taunt on the Deepsea Metro stage. They involve Pearl, Marina and Cap'n Cuttlefish as they call in to help Agent 8 in battle. 
== 64 ==
	
	
	Yo, Agent 8.... do you even know who you're up against?
	Of course they do, it's Mario!
	Agent 8, if you lose this fight, I'll never be able to live this down...
	Pearlie, we're supposed to be supportive and stuff....
	Pearl's right, you'll be in some deep ink if you lose against the Nintendo All-Star
	Ignore them. They're being dumb
	HEY! Not cool, yo!
	Look out for his fireballs- they might not be big, but they will pack a punch on their own!
	And he has a waterpump, too! Look out for it, Octolings and water do NOT MIX!
	His cape can do some nasty damage too, it will flip you all up and send your ink piling back at you! Be careful out there, 8!
	MAKE PEARLIE PROUD!
	
	He's the leader of the bunch! (You know him well, 8)
	I've heard he came back to kick some tail!
	His DK Barrels, will roll on the ground! If it hits you, it'll make a big sound!
	He's bigger, faster, and stronger too!
	He's the second member of the Smash Bros. crew!
	Headbutt, Giant Punch, Combo Punches!
	Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut smells!
	
	It's dangerous to go alone, take THIS!
	Cap'n, it's impossible to transmit a sword through a walkie-talkie! You're gonna break it!
	DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO-O-OO-Oooo (static)
	*sigh*
	Marina, what's the scoop on this elf looking boy?
	Pearl, treat the hero of Hyrule with a bit of respect!
	I expected a "Hero Of Hyrule" to have be able to update his weapons, right, 8?
	Even though his arsenal is a bit outdated compared to other Smash fighters, it sure does the job! The Master Sword he's holding is extremely powerful, so I'd stay a good distance away.
	That shield isn't just for looks, either. He can mitigate ranged attacks just by standing still! I'd advise you stay away from that bow and boomerang that he has for range. And those bombs. And that ancient arr-
	Man, is there anything this guy CAN'T do?
	....speak, apparently. In Smash, though, he can't recover well, so use it to your advantage- however, skilled Links sometimes use the bombs to recover as well. So be aware of that, 8, and prove you're superior!
	
	Wow, this "Samus" guy sure looks scary!
	....
	....
	What?
	Samus is a devastatingly skilled Bounty Hunter from space, 8, one you won't wanna mess with!
	That arm cannon looks like it can pack a huge punch!
	It definitely does. The Power Suit is Samus' main tool of the trade, however, this skilled Bounty Hunter is a skilled fighter even outside of the powersuit.
	The bounty hunter's many years as a trained worker for the Galactic Federation seem to have paid off, as Samus has immense control over her Power Suit. I'd look out for her grapple ability, as well as the chargeable projectiles Samus fires off! Those Ice Missiles sure look dangerous... and cold.
	After the battle, I'll have to ask about that little cute jellyfish that's following Samus around. I want to pet it soooo bad, Marina!
	I don't know, Pearlie, I don't think Samus would like you petting the Baby Metroid.
	*phone dialing noises* Hey Dad, can you get me a pet Metroid? I'll pay you back, I promise!
	
	OhmygodMARINA I WANT TO PET HIM
	I wholeheartedly agree. MARINALETUSPETHIMIPROMISEWEWILLBEGENTLEIWANTTOPET-
	...Wait until after the match. Right now, it's Agent 8 call time.
	Boooooo!!
	*sigh* Yoshi has many devastating attacks, despite his "so cute it makes you want to pinch his cheeks and love him so much" appearance.
	This little dinosaur knows how to throw eggs from thin air, which is quite a strong projectile attack. His most powerful tool is his tongue, which he can use to swallow you whole and lay you as an egg. You're left helpless in this state, Eight.
	Whoa, what the shell is with that sick third jump? Why does this little fellow get all the cool moves?
	Looks like a flutter jump. Old Octarian trick.
	Anyway, this is one Dino you will not want to mess with! Look out for a stampede when he breaks that Smash Ball, and stay off the ground!
	Yo, get this battle done so we can pet that sweet little Yoshi
	I agree.
==Melee==
	
	
	Agent 8, this is..... uh.. Marina, analysis?
	*sigh* This is Mr. Game and Watch. He represents the olden days of Nintendo, where games moved one frame at a time.
	This guy is as thin as paper!
	Mr. Game and Watch is stylized to be as accurate as possible to his original appearances. Thus, the paper thin Game and Watch you see in front of you!
	Wait a second, if 8 is facing Mr. Game and Watch, yet G&W is facing sideways, wouldn't that mean-
	DON'T ASK QUESTIONS YOU AREN'T PREPARED TO HANDLE THE ANSWER TO!
	Look out for Game & Watch's Judge attack. If it lands on 1, it won't hurt at all- but if he lands on 9, you're gonna have a bad time.
	When you see sausages flying through the air, don't jump in for a bite. Those things are nasty and will burn you up!
==Brawl==
	
	
	Ah! So this is the guy we saw in those ancient human films.
	Uh.... you may have mistaken him for... many characters, honestly. Humans love their soldiers.
	Ah, Solid Snake. I've heard a lot about this fellow! Spent many years as one of them stealth dudes- look out for explosives, they aren't squiddin' around like the ones we have at home.
	Grenades aren't full of colors where Snake's from, and neither are his tactical missiles- and he doesn't need to turn into a squid to stealth around, either. Keep your eyes on him and his remote bomb.
	Hey, WAIT WAIT WAIT! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING THE TIPS HERE!
	Looks like Marina got hooked!
	
	Whoa whoa whoa, NOT FAIR!!!!!!!
	What's not fair?
	That's like, 3??? 4 fighters??? How is that fair?
	Take a chill pill, Pearl. That's Pokemon Trainer. He can't fight for himself, so he uses his 3 Pokemon- Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard, to fight for him.
	Poke my mom? Isn't that the game my granddaughters are always yappin' about?
	The Squid Sisters play Pokemon too?
	Who d'ya think pitched the splatfest?
==Ultimate==
	
	
	Agent 8.... are you okay?
	Yeah, you're looking a little pale...
	CMON 3, DESTROY THAT OCTOLING
	Um
	Sorry, force of habit.
	Yo, 8, I know you and 3 are like, really close friends but like- ya gotta beat her/him again!
	She/he is on a limited ink tank just like you are, 8, so that's your time to strike! She/he can also use bombs (you're familiar with those) and a Splat Roller as well!
	GET KRAKEN, 3!!!
	*sigh*
	
	YO! THAT DRAGON'S HUUUUUUUUGE!
	I've seen bigger fish!
	Ridley sure is huge, 8- but that just makes him a bigger target
	More turf coverage towards a special, am I right?
	8, you're pretty well equipped to battle Ridley. Look out for the end of his tail- if it comes hurdling towards you, the exact tip will do tremendous damage!
	Those wings have got to carry him up pretty dang high, huh?
	Right. He's pretty slow, however. Keep him on his toes with your ink and look out for fireballs!
	Don't get us on his bad side!
	
	That's the fattest crocodile I've ever seen!
	Don't talk karp in front of him. That's King K. Rool, the leader of the kremlings- Donkey Kong's biggest enemy. He likes to steal their banana hoard in attempts to starve the Kongs- why does he hate the kongs? We'll never know.
	He sometimes goes under the alias of Kaptain K. Rool, or Baron K Ro-
	Bah, this landlubber calls himself a captain? I'll show him a real cap'n. Let me attem!
	That golden belly of his just SCREAMS weak point.
	Correct. While it can withstand attacks, it will break eventually. Try focusing on it, 8.
	Come on 8. Don't get kooked. Or krowned. OR kablammo'd.
	
	So this is what humans called a "plant". Interesting
	Holy carp Marina, you've gotta be kidding. We have those in Inkopolis too!
	What I meant is that, while they're calling this a plant, it's clearly an animal.
	If this is a plant, it's the feistiest stalk of seaweed I've ever seen.
	It eats, it walks, it's seemingly intelligent, and it might even breathe. It's clearly an animal.
	.....it's still a piranha "PLANT", Marina.
	Piranha Plant is powerful, but slow. Keep your distance- its attacks leave it vulnerable.
	
	Bah, these youngsters and their rebellion. Always gets on my nerves! They think they're better than us old folks, but we've been around much longer and seen so much more.
	Cap, you better watch your back if you're talking trash about the Phantom Thieves of Hearts.
	What are they gonna do!? Text me to death?
	The Phantom Thieves are clean, collected, but their methods are... questionable at best. Joker has the ability to summon a Persona in battle- his main persona, Arsene, will power up his attacks. When he glows blue, it'd be best to hold off on your attacks.
	He's comiiiiing! For YOU!
	"Stealing hearts?" What kind of millennial lingo is that?? I'll just stick to sitting in a train for now. *grumble* bah, stealing hearts. *mumble*
	*sigh*
	
	They're BACK!?!?!??
	Who's back? Did Eight finish buying groceries??
	No, the bird and bear duo, Banjo and Kazooie, are back! I'm huge fans, they haven't had a game in like, twenty years!
	Ooooh these guys, I remember them! There was a game called "Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts" on my TentaBox 360, it was like, building stuff.... can they build stuff in here?
	No, fortunately they can't.
	I'll steal the spotlight here, don't even try to sue me! Everyone knows you cephalopods belong in my Sushi!
	Uhh....
== Ingenuity ==
	
	
	Oh carp, they invited this guy?
	Yyuueegh, this looks creepy!
	*ahem* William Afton is the confirmed murderer of all the things that went down at Freddy Fazbear's, and set off a chain reaction by killing multiple children. The man first killed his partner in business' daughter before circling around and killing another 5. His son shoved his other son in a bear's mouth, and then his daughter got murdered later by one of his child-murder bots. His robots got haunted, got pissed, kill people....
	....how much time have you theorized, Marin-
	His daugher possessed the death animatronic that murdered her and she escaped the underground storage facility by combining with the other 3 robots and stealing his son, Michael's, skin. Michael didn't die, Michael went out to find his father. Meanwhile, William is killing more kids, more get haunted. He returns to Freddy's to cover up his tracks, gets caught by the spirits, and then tries to hide. He then gets trapped in the Spring Bonnie costume, his skin torn open by robotic bits created the mess of gore you see as Springtrap. He got burnt a few timesandthenwenttohellandthengottorturedina-
	CALM DOWN. How do you fight this guy???
	I-I don't know.... my notes only say "I always come back".....