Phineas T. Ratchet and Dark Bowser Kidnap Bowser Jr and Melts Him Down Into Meat and Gets Grounded

Phineas T. Ratchet walked over to Dark Bowser who was upset.
Ratchet: Dark Bowser, what's up?
Dark Bowser: My brother Bowser Jr had just got Tina sent to the insane hospital after calling her the N-word! And now, Mr Dallas, Principal Eric, Mr Anderson Host, Fluttershy106 and Brianlego98 have just escaped from Mental People's Home, and it's all Bowser Jr's fault! Luckily, Dark Bowser Jr pushed Mr Anderson Host into the crocodile pit, and Mr Anderson Host is gone for good! What shall we do, Ratchet?
Ratchet: I know, Dark Bowser! How about we kidnap your brother and melt him down into meat?
Dark Bowser: That's a good idea, Ratchet! Let's do it! Let's go find him!
So Ratchet and Dark Bowser went to find Bowser Jr, and then they found Bowser Jr.
Dark Bowser: Bowser Jr!
Bowser Jr: Dark Bowser, what do you want? Why are you here with Ratchet?
Ratchet: Because your brother told me that you got Tina sent to the insane hospital after calling her the N-word! And now, Mr Dallas, Principal Eric, Mr Anderson Host, Fluttershy106 and Brianlego98 have just escaped from Mental People's Home, and it's all Bowser Jr's fault!
Dark Bowser: Luckily for us, Dark Bowser Jr pushed Mr Anderson Host into the crocodile pit, and Mr Anderson Host is gone for good!
Ratchet: And now, you're going to join Mr Anderson Host! We're going to kidnap you and take you to my house to melt you down into meat! 
Bowser Jr: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ratchet: Too bad! Me and your brother are going to take you to my house right now! Come with us!
Dark Bowser: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said! Come with us!
Ratchet and Dark Bowser picked up Bowser Jr, and carried him away. They were carrying him around the town. Bowser Jr was kicking and screaming.
Bowser Jr: RATCHET, DARK BOWSER, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! You have just got Tina sent to the insane hopsital! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!
Dark Bowser: And you also deserve it! 
Then Ratchet and Dark Bowser arrived in the Chop Shop.
Ratchet: Now let's place your brother on the conveyer belt! 
Dark Bowser: Yeah, let's do it!
Ratchet and Dark Bowser carried Bowser Jr up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Bowser Jr on the conveyer belt.
Dark Bowser: And stay there! 
Ratchet: Time to die, Bowser Jr!
Dark Bowser: Yeah! Say goodbye, Bowser Jr! 
Then Bowser Jr was conveyed towards the Choppers.
Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!
Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!
Bowser Jr: NO NO NO NO NO NO! 
Dark Bowser: That's right, Choppers! Shred him to pieces!
The Choppers began to shred Bowser Jr to pieces.
Bowser Jr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then Bowser Jr was in pieces, and then all the remains of Bowser Jr were conveyed towards the furnace.
Dark Bowser: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go! 
The remains of Bowser Jr went inside the furnace, and then they were melted down... INTO MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet and Dark Bowser looked at some meat products. Then Ratchet and Dark Bowser cheered.
Ratchet: Yay! Bowser Jr is dead for good!
Dark Bowser: Yay! No more Bowser Jr! That's what he gets for getting Tina sent to the insane hospital!
Ratchet: Now everyone can celebrate and eat meat! Now Bowser Jr won't be causing trouble for you nor get you into trouble with your parents ever again.
Dark Bowser: Yeah, he won't be bothering us ever again! 
Ratchet: Let's eat some meat!
So Ratchet and Dark Bowser ate some meat, and soon there were no more meat left. Then Ratchet and Dark Bowser shook hands.
Dark Bowser: Thanks for your help, Ratchet!
Ratchet: You're welcome, Dark Bowser!
So Dark Bowser went out of the Chop Shop, and he went back home. Then Madame Gasket came.
Madame Gasket: Ratchet, what are you up to?
Ratchet: Well, me and Dark Bowser just kidnapped Bowser Jr and melted him down into meat because he got Tina sent to the insane hospital for calling him the N-word, and Bowser Jr won't be causing trouble for my friend ever again.
Madame Gasket was furious.
Madame Gasket: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you kidnap Bowser Jr and melt him down into meat?! And now, his parents are going to react to his death, because of you! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means you will watch Sesame Street, Elmo's World, Bear in the Big Blue House, Barney and Friends and other shows you hate! Go to your room right now!
Ratchet went to his room, crying.
Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
In Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach were crying about Bowser Jr.
Bowser: God, watch over my poor precious son.
Dark Bowser was smirking, and then Bowser and Icy Peach became so angry.
Bowser: You... YOU!!!
Bowser rushed over to Dark Bowser and smacked him acrosss his face.
Dark Bowser: Eeaugh!
Bowser: Dark Bowser, what have you done to your own brother?
Dark Bowser: Because he got Tina sent to the insane hospital, and me and Ratchet had to take him to his house and melt him down into meat! And then we ate all the meat products all up!
Bowser: Exactly!
Icy Peach: And in doing so, you caused too much for your brother one too many times!
Dark Bowser: My brother is an idiot!
Bowser: You cannot escape it! Bowser Jr is melted down into meat because of you and your friend Ratchet! Did you melt your own brother down into meat with your friend Ratchet?
Dark Bowser: Yes, I did melt Bowser Jr down into meat.
Bowser and Icy Peach threw a mental breakdown.
Bowser: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! That is unacceptable! How dare you kidnap your own brother and melt him down into meat?!
Icy Peach: We can't believe you did such a thing! Now we all lost your brother to the hands of you and your friends, thanks to you!
Bowser: This has gone too far! We, have, had, absolutely enough! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!
Icy Peach: This means you will watch Sesame Street, Elmo's World, Bear in the Big Blue House, Barney and Friends and other shows you hate!
Bowser: Go to your room right now!
Dark Bowser went to his room, crying.
Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
CAST
Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet and Chopper
Alan as Dark Bowser
Brian as Bowser Jr and Chopper
Young Guy as Forge
Eric as Chopper
Paul as Chopper
Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket
Scary voice as Bowser
Julie as Icy Peach
Category:Phineas T. Ratchet's grounded days
Category:Dark Bowser's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff