Beer

Beer is a drink that makes you drunk. It is most known for fining people everywhere for being a drunk person in public. Everyone hates being drunk, except for Homer Simpson, who never gets drunk. This is because he ate the 18th amendment after it became useless. Homer drinks 12,000 beers a day, and loves beer, it's his favourite drink. It makes you tired if you drink too much, and if you drink too much after that, you throw up. This is because of a chemical called alcohol. You can also find beer at Ganon's Pub.
Beer nowadays just makes you generate estrogen and become morbidly fat, which is why it is used by The Wolk Agenda in against Norm to try to make him gay and have a beer belly.
==Enjoyment==
Beer is drunk by a lot of people, including Demoman and Peter Griffin, as well as the entire category of Alcoholics. However, some people hate beer, such as children and bees. Which is why the United UnStates government has banned the sale of Beer to children. They also banned a lot of things for kids, but that's not what this article is about. Lots of things can be fused with beer such as foam and roots and the Ice Statue of Doom to make better things like Root Beer and Foamy Beer and Whatever The Heck an Ice Statue Mixed With Beer Is. But most people just enjoy it as is with all the skips and hops they put in it. 
==Criticism==
There is a theory that drinking too much beer can be paralyzing to you, and drinking WAY too much will get you to DIE! People like Monokuma and Pedo Bear are allergic to beer, as it's a common misspelling of Bear, and yes, they hate is as well. Both of them really hate homer for this theory of beer. Stitchface Greg Heffley does drink beer, and criticizes his fellow children for hating it.
== Cultural Significance==
The Battle for Dream Island Contestants have drunk beer once, while watching Yakko naming all of the earth's countries and putting it into a song. However, Winner and Loser stealed each other's beer in Loserland. This is one of the reasons why they hate each other.
Beer also plays a large part in alcoholics, which are funny people to make fun of.
Category:Drinks
Category:Good
Category:Good Food
Category:Food for Losers
Category:Food
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:Alcoholic Beverages