Brayden Bo

I find it impossible to understate how epic #braydenbo (Tech Fanatic YouTtuber, Popular Actor, DOD Spokesman) is. He has recently surpassed Marques Brownlee in subscribers and recorded an amazing video proving the existence of Chinese Demons of Darkness. Furthermore, he was ranked definitively as the #1 most attractive Asian-American actor according to Vogue magazine. He, alongside Tyler Wen (Social Media Star), and Solothurn Li (Gaming and Lifestyle YouTuber, Fashion Master, TikTok Superstar) recorded an infamous video showing one of their friends being swallowed whole by a Chinese Demon of Darkness (ChiDar). The 1 minute clip that went viral on Tiktok is part of a 27 minute long video. Here is the contents of the video:
== VIDEO TRANSCRIPT ==
BRAYDEN BO: I have personally visited and spent time with the courageous man known as Ashlan Grey (Korean-American YouTuber, Dance Instructor, Glamorous Model, Actor, and All-Around Superstar).
As I stated, we will be visiting him today, and we'll be trying to summon this "Chinese Demon of Darkness" as well as hanging out with him and his friends.
It should be a fun experience, so everyone tune in and let's see what happens. As always, don't forget to like and subscribe.
TYLER WEN: WE'RE GOING TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE GREAT CHINA INVASION TO ASK EVERYBODY WHAT A CHINESE DEMON OF DARKNESS IS!
This seemingly incongruous yet common imagery of a large infestation of Chinese demons is apparently plaguing Taiwan, it's super popular on TikTok, Solothurn Li actually showed it to me a couple weeks ago and we got the idea to meet up with Ashlan Gray here for fun, a cool collab I guess, and don't forget to follow them, their social media is on the screen right now. Also, we should definitely talk about their new song here, it's kind of amazing, and Ashlan and Brayden actually just announced that they're going on a mini tour together on the east coast in a couple months from now.
BRAYDEN BO: So guys quick update, we stopped for food and now we are driving to Ashlan Gray's place. It's about 30 minutes away, we're here already, we're kind of in the middle of nowhere, we haven't seen anyone in like 5 minutes, I'll send you a Snap with a photo of us together to let you know that, my snap is on the screen right now so... check that out! Pretty cool exclusive content guys, you're gonna love it.
[The video has now received more than 37 million views. It's easy to see why it went viral. The three of them are outstanding personalities that are very distinct in their own right, their enthusiasm and contagious energy is unmistakable.
THE GOAL: #braydenbo and #solothurnli (Twitter/Instagram @solothurnlion and @cg_solothurnlion) will start their tour here in the beautiful city of Taipei in eight months and go throughout the Chinese mainland as well later. ]
{VIDEO CONTINUING}
SOLOTHURN LI: Yeah guys, we just met up with Ashlan Gray, say hi for the camera! Alright, looks like he just wants to wave (laughter from Brayden Bo and Ashlan Gray). By the way, we're driving to his place in a sec', right now we're at this cool internet cafe, a lot of genuinely delicious snacks, if you're in the area, consider checking it out. 
BRAYDEN BO: Solothurn is doing an art installation over there, he's working on it. So, you guys should definitely come by and check it out. Solothurn is incredible, he is working on a whole lot of stuff that I don't even understand. Anyways, we're going to summon that Chinese Demon of Darkness soon, we're about 5 minutes from Ashlan's place he says.
SOLOTHURN LI: Dude, all of that shit that Brayden is saying is great!
BRAYDEN BO: Yes it is, ahhh... we're on our way, the demon is out...
BRAYDEN BO: So guys, we're almost there.
ASHLAN GRAY: (to Tyler Wen via cellphone) Yo Tyler, we're at my place now. (to Audience) Sorry about that guys, Tyler is at the moment a little out of control. He doesn't want to say what's wrong, he's coming. Hey! Hey! OK!
(Cut to the backseat of a car, Brayden Bo and Ashlan Gray are sitting on opposite sides, Tyler Wen is pensively looking out the window with his fist propped against his face. As he gets out of the car, he sees Ashlan standing in the middle of a backyard, no doubt about it. Everyone in the room appears to be wearing their childhood Halloween costumes. Incidentally, this means that Solothurn Li is recording for that section and was the driver)
BRAYDEN BO: Oh man, I can't wait to do this, Ashlan, do you have that ancient book of demonic rites?
ASHLAN GRAY: Yeah! Oh my god, you guys are going to love this. Tyler, just throw it in the bathroom when you get there.
BRAYDEN BO: OK!
SOLOTHURN LI: I'm already ready!
BRAYDEN BO: Hold on, what is Tyler supposed to throw in the bathroom though. I don't get it.
ASHLAN GRAY: No worries, I can answer that for you. (to Tyler) Put it in a bag and then throw it in the bathroom. (To Brayden) Oh you guys are crazy.
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah, totally insane.
BRAYDEN BO: (to audience) No idea what Ashlan is talking about, haha.
Tyler Wen: Oh [expletive] I think I just scratched Solothurn Li's car... (takes out his phone) Dude, it just cut through his car. (stares at phone) DAMNIT, DAMNIT, DAMNIT...
(Cut to a lone Brayden Bo, he walks up to the demon, holding a dagger)
BRAYDEN BO: (whispering to audience) So, is that an actual demon, what on Earth. Did they do the ritual without me? I was in the upstairs bathroom so I have no idea. Hold on I have to be silent. (Hands dagger to Ashlan) Alright buddy, throw it on it!
SOLOTHURN LI: What, you have got to be kidding me.
BRAYDEN BO: Dude, that's my car in the driveway! What kind of a demon is that?
Tyler Wen: Oh god, I think that's Ashlan's sister's boyfriend walking up to the demon.
(Cut to the backyard where Ashlan is running up the stairs, waving a book in front of the demon's face. Solothurn Li suddenly appears in the house, covered in blood)
SOLOTHURN LI: There was a second demon in the kitchen, it cut my designer clothing up. Wait, that's Jake, that's Ashlan Gray's sister's boyfriend.
(The man, Ashlan Gray's sister's boyfriend Jake gets grabbed with one hand and swallowed in a single bite by the massive Chinese Demon of Darkness)
Tyler Wen: YO! What!? Guys we actually have to get out of here right now.
(Cut to an interior of a car, Tyler Wen and Ashlan Gray are talking on the phone about Jake's sudden disappearances)
ASHLAN GRAY: Tyler, are you kidding me, like you can't even answer that.
TYLER WEN: Wait, where's Solothurn Li. Nevermind, he's driving the car we're in. Brayden. Did you get that on video?
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah, what on earth was that. Hold on, let me pan to that in the background.
(Brayden Bo turns the camera in the opposite direction to where the car is driving, revealing a massive Chinese Demon of Darkness towering over Ashlan Gray's house)
BRAYDEN BO: Look at that. Whaaaaaat.... (screams)
BRAYDEN BO: Oh god, how could I let my attention waver like that.
ASHLAN GRAY: Oh, so my house is just uninhabitable now. (Solothurn Li, Brayden Bo, and Tyler Wen laugh) It's not that funny you guys. (He begins to laugh)
SOLOTHURN LI: Yeah, that place is filled with demons now, how do you expect to live there anymore? (The car suddenly begins to violently shake, everyone but Tyler and Ashlan get hit)
ASHLAN GRAY: Oh my god, we're going to crash into that demon.
SOLOTHURN LI: Are you a**holes crazy? This isn't a video game. That's a tree. You all need to stop distracting me while I drive.
TYLER WEN: The footage is in 4k though, that's actually crazy.
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah whatever, you're just messing with me.
ASHLAN GRAY: Guys, I think I'm going crazy. Like all this just isn't natural.
TYLER WEN: What are you talking about?
ASHLAN GRAY: (Laughs) Look at that, you people are so intense.
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah, we have no problems at all. We're having a f**king blast.
(Tyler shrugs it off, makes a Fey face)
ASHLAN GRAY: (Screams) What the hell is wrong with me!?
BRAYDEN BO: I have to deal with this all by myself.
SOLOTHURN LI: Alright now, let me take over. (Solothurn Li gets in the driver's seat) Hey, Ashlan, isn't your whole family and everyone at the house party dead because of the demon?
ASHLAN GRAY: What? What are you talking about.
SOLOTHURN LI: Oh, um, no, I think I'm more accurate than that, your entire family is possessed by demons.
ASHLAN GRAY: Pardon me?
SOLOTHURN LI: You really don't get it do you. Maybe you're just processing it. Anyways guys, we're having a blast here, we're driving to Brayden's house, definitely no more demon summoning on the menu for us today, and forever. (Laughter from the four in the car)
TYLER WEN: You know what? Good idea.
BRAYDEN BO: Hey, what do you mean?
TYLER WEN: Let's just go back home, yeah. I think we're going a bit crazy here. I mean look at Ashlan, he's screaming about random stuff, and, yeah. It's safe to assume that we are freaking the hell out over here.
SOLOTHURN LI: Huh, well we don't have a choice.
ASHLAN GRAY: Guys, don't freak out but I think I'm gay. (Everyone but Tyler and Brayden Bo laugh)
TYLER WEN: Oh my god!
BRAYDEN BO: Whoa, now whoa, what? Did I hear that right? (Tyler shrugs it off)
TYLER WEN: Let's just all calm down a bit, we've got time while we're driving to Brayden's place. We can talk about it on the way.
SOLOTHURN LI: Wait, what?
TYLER WEN: What? Why would I make such a huge deal out of something so silly, when there's something really wrong with Ashlan? We just can't brush this off anymore.
ASHLAN GRAY: I'm just joking guys, you're all crazy! Now here we are, all of us are in the same car. So yeah, that's why I'm straight. (Tyler and Brayden Bo look away in shock)
TYLER WEN: Guys, get a grip on yourselves.
BRAYDEN BO: Is everyone here slowly going insane or something. 
(Suddenly the car takes a sharp turn into the side of a road. All of the boys scream as they are thrown forward, the roof of the car slams into the road.)
BRAYDEN BO: Holy [expletive] What the hell?
TYLER WEN: It's alright we're literally right outside Brayden's house. Lets just go in.
ASHLAN GRAY: (Severely shaken) So, guys, we really don't have time to explain everything because, uh, we're already late to go over to Brayden's, and we're going to get kicked out for the night because of his landlord.
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah, I'm just renting this place in Taiwan. I think my landlord will understand though. And hey, I have some pretty amazing soda here that I borrowed from Ashlan's place, although I don't think anyone is going back there anytime soon. (Tyler looks on confused)
TYLER WEN: Hey, it's not too late for that, I still have some cash in the back of my pocket. Anyways let's go in to Brayden's place.
BRAYDEN BO: Alright guys, as long as we're still friends.
TYLER WEN: Yeah, me too.
ASHLAN GRAY: Ahahaha, ok well I guess we better go in and talk to the landlord.
SOLOTHURN LI: Right, sure.
SOLOTHURN LI (to Brayden and Tyler): Don't worry.
BRAYDEN BO: All will be well.
(All of the boys have come back outside and are chatting with the landlord about Brayden's place)
ASHLAN GRAY: So guys, this is a tour of Brayden's rented place. That's his backpack on the ground there by his kitchen.
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah, that's my sleeping bag and tent in the corner there, I forgot to bring that.
(Brayden and the boys all laugh)
ASHLAN GRAY: So according to the news the Taiwanese government has now told everyone to stay at home due to a "Dangerous situation" on the "outside".
SOLOTHURN LI: Yeah, it's probably the demons you guys summoned.
ASHLAN GRAY: As much as I'm sure that's true it also sounds like bullshit.
(The landlord laughs at the boys)
SOLOTHURN LI: Well I am sorry to inform you that they were just joking, you three, why did you even summon the demon in the first place.
BRAYDEN BO: I was in the upstairs bathroom getting a cool outfit for the video, and they just summoned it without me. You should ask Tyler and Ashlan about that.
TYLER WEN: Yeah, no, Ashlan definitely did it. It was all really weird, but I think he did summon some kind of monster.
ASHLAN GRAY: (Looking scared) I think it was my dark mage, SOLOTHURN LI.
TYLER WEN: This isn't the time for jokes. You even had the dark magecraft book you told me to put in the downstairs bathroom. 
ASHLAN GRAY: Well yeah, the whole reason we got here was to summon a Chinese Demon of Darkness for the YouTube video anyways.
BRAYDEN BO: That's true, but to be fair Solothurn Li told me that he was attacked by a second demon that he fought off with a knife. We were only supposed to summon one, and together for the content. You did the summoning by yourself since Tyler and Solothurn Li said they weren't there.
(Brayden and Tyler exchange uneasy looks)
BRAYDEN BO: We kind of have to go in to see your landlord to clear everything up.
TYLER WEN: But it's only been a little over an hour since the demon's summoning, it's probably still there. 
BRAYDEN BO: Come on guys, no time to waste.
TYLER WEN: We can talk to the landlord later. I'm cool with whatever you guys decide.
ASHLAN GRAY: It's going to be a big deal when the video comes out (laughs).
BRAYDEN BO: Yeah guys, be sure to smash that like button and share this with your friends, this is actually crazy.
(The four all start walking towards the door)
TYLER WEN: Hey, thanks again for showing us around.
BRAYDEN BO: You're welcome. Any time, guys.
(Montage of them driving back to Ashlan Gray's house, which is visibly infested with demons from a distance)
[Right outside the door are small, translucent, demons, covered in writhing dark power. The four watch as they slowly close in on the door]
TYLER WEN: (whispering) What the... Do you have this on video...!?
BRAYDEN BO: No, but we'll send it to our therapist after we get out of this place.
(A demonic, winged woman standing in the middle of the driveway, slams her hands down on the door)
ASHLAN GRAY: (whispering) Guys, guys, guys, what the [expletive]...!
[The demonic woman's hand slides through the door and throws a demon into the living room, shattering a vase]
ASHLAN GRAY: SHIT! IT'S A RANGDA!!
SOLOTHURN LI: (whispering) Shut up. They'll hear us.
BRAYDEN BO: I'm climbing through the upstairs window.
[Footage cuts to Brayden Bo climbing through the upstairs window and peering in. The footage shows multiple of the same type of small demon described earlier, happily wandering around. Brayden shatters the window and starts running through the hallway.]
BRAYDEN BO: (loudly, to audience) OK GUYS! We are in Ashlan Gray's house and yeah there are literally demons everywhere, as you can all tell I am sprinting for my life in here, there is an actual fire demon in his kitchen and a water demon in his pool. There are like, two demons holding up that screen in the living room and the demon from the hallway is like, everywhere.
TYLER WEN (muffled in the background): I'm coming in from the back through the garage! We are getting this YouTube content no matter what!
SOLOTHURN LI (muffled and quietly in the background): I've never seen that demon before, let me take a picture.
BRAYDEN BO: (loudly, to audience) Guys, we are in Ashlan Gray's living room, his couch is covered in this writhing evil power as you can see, it's kinda purple-black and it's sort of vibrating. There's a bell shaped demon screaming over there and there's a whole horde of demons chasing me right now.
TYLER WEN (muffled and quietly in the background): Guys there's a homeless dude being taken over by demonic power! How did he even get here? (the two with Tyler laugh)
BRADYEN BO: (Quietly, to audience) Ok, I'm currently on the third floor of this guys house, I think the demons lost track of me. I am so tired. Right now I'm in someone's room or something. Listen to the background noise...
[Footage cuts to the wall of the room Brayden is in, where you can hear demons screaming]
BRAYDEN BO: GUYS GUYS GUYS! THEY'RE RIGHT THERE!! This is not happening! This is a nightmare.
[Footage cuts to the hallway outside the bedroom, where there is a demonic scream and water pipes begin to explode. The hallway starts to flood. We then cut to security camera footage that Brayden took sometime earlier showing that most of the demons are just feasting on the people from the house party.]
BRADYEN BO: Oh, God... This is so, so much worse than I thought.
[Footage then shows the bedroom door open and him emerge]
SOLOTHURN LI: (quietly) Brayden? Lets get out of here, Tyler Wen and Ashlan Gray got in the car and drove off. They almost got caught. 
BRADYEN BO: Ok, the balcony is right there.
[Footage then cuts to outside a balcony]
BRADYEN BO: OK GUYS, please don't freak out, but I just saw the demons going into the surrounding houses. There's a huge Chinese Demon of Darkness just standing there, it's like four houses tall. I think I see the car in the far distance actually. Looks like Ashlan Gray and Tyler Wen are safe, their social media is on the screen right now so definitely follow them if you haven't.
SOLOTHURN LI: Record a 360 view of this place for the video. There are so many demons it's crazy.
[Footage cuts to a 360 view of the house, hundreds of little demons are running around, large ones are flying around, some larger ones are just patrolling an area. The pool has a Chinese Water Demon dormant inside. It seems to have gotten out to the yard. A bell shaped Demon, with wires coming out of its head, is attacking the house. A green Demon is trying to get inside a neighbor's house.]
BRAYDEN BO: (to audience) Ok, guys, we're going to get out of here. It looks like it is letting us go, but there's this creepy evil looking guy in the apartment across from me. We've gotta go.
SOLOTHURN LI: OK, Brayden? What do you see?
BRADYEN BO: I see this guy.
SOLOTHURN LI: Just ignore him. Come with me, we can just walk across this way, there aren't any there right now.
BRADYEN BO: OK Guys, keep walking, it's right there.
[Footage cuts to footage of Brayden and Solothurn walking across a street. The footage cuts again and we then see them walking to the location that Brayden Bo rented.]
ASHLAN GRAY: You guys made it back. Everything is ok.
BRADYEN BO: Oh great.
ASHLAN GRAY: What happened?
BRADYEN BO: (quietly) He was there.
[The guy with Brayden sticks his head out the window of his car]
MORGEN EICHNER: Hey guys, is everything ok?
ASHLAN GRAY: Who is that?
SOLOTHURN LI: (running into the house, panicking) CLOSE THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!
BRADYEN BO: (looking at Ashlan) How did he get there?
[The guy in the car drives away. Ashlan goes over to Brayden]
ASHLAN GRAY: He had a car, the demonic guy with the yellow helmet. We thought it was pretty weird. Tyler Wen is pretty afraid, he's hiding behind the couch.
BRADYEN BO: He's, uh, there?
ASHLAN GRAY: Yes.
BRADYEN BO: Why?
ASHLAN GRAY: It's, um, I think that he's been there ever since we came back.
[The rest of the video is no longer relevant.]