Friday Night Funkin': The Unauthorized Promo

== Origins ==
So, um, I'm a pretty decent FNF player, but that's not what's important. What's important is that I found an unauthorized promo on the Kickstarter page that was subsequently deleted once it was found out by the Funkin Crew. I actually watched through the whole thing, however, I have not been able to find it and only have these three screencaps as proof.
== The Video in Question ==
Now, this unauthorized promotional material starts us off with a poorly drawn/animated The Boyfriend walking through a PNG of a park with a bunch of obvious perspective issues. He would continue walking before subsequently stopping in his tracks and looking directly at the camera. It then cut to blue for about twelve seconds followed by a flashbang.
After the flashbang, you can cut to see an even worsley drawn Pico without his guns, nothing. Just this dead eyed stare while closed up to his face. A very distorted screech would play, causing my headphones to die and my laptop to start overheating, so I turned it on mute and plugged in a spare headset, then turning the volume up only to find that it was no longer just a screeching sound... Just an eerily accurate Pico voice telling the viewer to donate...
Cut to orange, and 15 seconds later there was a weird jump in quality. Like, everything was fluid and well animated despite clearly using an asset pack and the animation not in any way like PhantomArcade's usual promo animation style... Then the last frame froze on The Girlfriend, with her retaining her energetic smile for a minute while the Wii crash sound played, then it distorted to this suspicious glare... 
The background suddenly disappeared, and The Girlfriend starts speaking. Yes, SPEAKING. However, despite there being no subtitles, I still screencapped it. 
Her voice was extremely raspy and marge-like, and instead of being overly self aware like I initially thought, she would start saying things that she would've probably said canonically.
"Babe? Where are we?"
"Babe?"
"..."
"So I guess I'm frozen here forever..."
She soon flashed one of her eyes, froze again, Wii crash sound, BSoD, restart, and a .txt file popped up on my laptop, replacing one of my applications.
The .txt file read something along the lines of "Do you feel lucky? Your device is infected because you were an idiot. Do you feel proud of yourself for basically turning one of your means of communications into a waste of money? Well I do, because I'm tracking you down with your IP address!"
It's been five days since the Unauthorized Video was removed and seven since I had to get a new laptop because the virus on it was so bad that it basically became unusable.
== So did the guy who tracked you down ever find you? ==
Yes. Yes he did. and let's say that hiding from them was really stressful before the police arrived. They were breathing heavily while holding a bag, their breath could be smelled from miles, and the dead look in their eyes showed that the Unauthorized Friday Night Funkin' Promo was all just a honeypot the whole time... but he was eventually taken into lawful custody for mass murder and I was offered to pull the lever on the electric chair, which I accepted gladly. Speaking of which, the execution's in three minutes. Gotta blast!
[Name Undisclosed], police officers Eric Carter and Johnson Ronald, and the person on execution went missing the following morning. If you see them, please file a missing persons found report. Thank you.
Category:Friday Night Funkin
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