Goo Goo Gai Pan/Quotes

:Bart: Car!
:Milhouse: Car what? Car is the subject, but I don't know the verb!
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:(Mr. Burns runs over the Cat Lady, Comic Book Guy and Hans Moleman)
:Hans Moleman: At least I'm out doing things.
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:(At the Consulate of China)
:Clerk: And don't forget--your husband must go with you to China to pick up the baby.
:Selma: All right, here I go… Writing the name… (Struggling to keep her composure as she writes Homer's name on the form)
:Clerk: Excellent! You are Mrs. Homer Simpson. He is your soul mate and lover.
:Selma: Yes…Homer Simpson is my whole world…I love him! (Sarcastically disgusted)
:(Moments later at the nuclear plant cafeteria with Carl and Lenny, Homer shudders)
:Homer: Oooh, I just felt a chill go through my very soul.
:Lenny: Yeah, those Sloppy Joes will do that.
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:(The family is about to leave the hospital)
:Homer: Come on kids, we should go. Goodbye, Selma. (Covers her with a blanket)
:Selma: I'm not dead, idiot!
:Homer: I know. That was for the other patients. (Selma punches him in the crotch) OW!!! Oooh, oooh, OWWW!!! My thingies!
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:(At a Krusty Fried Chicken cart)
:Madam Wu: You shall be back in the land you love soon. Tomorrow we'll give you your baby.
:Selma: Oh, my God! Really? My life begins at last!
:Madam Wu: That is quite an insult to your other children.
:Bart: We understand, ma'am. We're pretty lousy kids.
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:Marge: Selma, I didn't realize you wanted a child so badly.
:Selma: I didn't want to get pregnant and lose my looks.
:(Homer hides his laughter.)
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:Robert Wagner: (In the video) So let's all give menopause a round of men-applause. "Men-aplause?!?" I'm not saying that!
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:Dragons: (singing Chinese opera style) American Jerks are going home...Now we sleep for a thousand years...When we wake the world will end...
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:Madam Wu: Lisa, soon you will have a Chinese baby sister who will surpass you academically.
:Lisa: I don't know about that. I'm considered pretty smart.
:Madam Wu: Well, Tibet was considered pretty independent. How'd that work out?
:Lisa: (Gasps) How dare you make light of that brutal…
:Marge: (Restrains her) Mind your manners, Lisa.
:Madam Wu: Such loving discipline. Maybe someday, someone will love you too, childless servant. (Marge makes a restrained angry growl)
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:Bart: What the hell's menopause?
:Homer: Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.
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:Pilot: If you look out the left side of the aircraft, you will see our monument to warrior, and spicy chicken pioneer, General Gou.
:Homer: Wow, it makes Lincoln Memorial look like crap.
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:Madam Wu: Homer, we need your acrobatic skills. Only you can prevent this riot, and save our beloved Communist dictatorship.
:Homer: You guys are commies? Then why am I seeing rudimentary free markets?
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:Madam Wu: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Wu!
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:Homer: Wow, the fortune cookies here really are more accurate.
:(Homer reads fortune that says "We will take Selma's baby.")
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:Lisa: You look just like a Buddha statue. Now, all you need is an expression of utter serenity.
:Marge: Just think about the day you found that Junior Mint in your bellybutton.
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:Fake Bart: Feast on my shorts, stupid father man.
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