ABBA

ABBA are the ancient gods of the gays. They are older than time itself but they first took human form and blessed humanity in person at the Eurovision Song Contest 1974. They have gifted our mortal ears with many songs directly from the gods, but these songs are for gay ears only. Heterosexuals cannot be trusted with the divine sound of ABBA.
It is possible that it was the great gods ABBA who bestowed Mel Bush's divine and mysterious powers upon her, for she is one of their truest disciples.
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