Collected Recordings 1986-1993

Collected Recordings 1986-1993 is a four CD box set by TISM, released in December 1995 by genre b.goode and distributed by Shock Records. It compiles TISM's first two studio albums, the compilation Gentlemen, Start Your Egos, and the EPs The Beasts of Suburban and Australia the Lucky C*nt, remastered and with bonus content, and a 28 page booklet with extensive liner notes, which is glued to the front panel of the "overpak". 
The booklet contains liner notes from David Williams of Shock Records about the various releases included in the box set and the extra tracks on each disc, with details about the omission of tracks from the Hot Dogma disc. It also includes a short history of TISM from 1982 to 1995.
A promotional sampler, simply titled Collected Recordings 1986-1993 Sampler, and a VHS, Collected Recordings 1986-1993 In-Store Promo Video, were also released in 1995 to promote the box set. The sampler features a broad selection of items from the box set: a few well-known TISM songs, a couple of alternative versions, and some previously unreleased rarities; the VHS contains four of TISM's music videos.
==Track listing==
===Disc One - Gentlemen Start Your Egos (1986-88)===
#Mistah Eliot – He Wanker (3:16)
#A Faceful of Divertamenti (2:47)
#Kill Yourelf Now and Avoid the Rush (3:04)
#Take Your Love (2:22)
#Root (2:38)
#Defecate on My Face (Country Version) (2:10)
#All Ordinaries Index (1:48)
#I'm Into Led Zep (4:13)
#The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped (4:24)
#(I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out (2:53)
#Gas! Gas! An Ecstasy of Fumbling (3:40)
#Pus (2:13)
#Babies Bite Back (3:08)
#Death Death Death (3:46)
#If You Want the Toilet, You're In It (2:28)
#The Art/Income Dialectic (1:10)
#Eckermann is Very Silly (2:56)
#Lyric for Jack (3:04)
#Kill Americans (13:52)
##Kill Americans (0:23)
##Silence (13:29)
#Take Your Love (2:26)
#A Tale of Two Faeces (5:19)
===Disc Two - Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance (1988)===
#I'm Interested in Apathy (2:55)
#Saturday Night Palsy (3:20)
#The Mystery of the Artist Explained (3:09)
#If You're Creative, Get Stuffed (3:00)
#40 Years – Then Death (4:18)
#Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says "Don't Walk" (1:31)
#The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie (2:36)
#Choose Bad Smack (2:59)
#The Fosters Car Park Boogie (2:38)
#Martin Scorsese is Really Quite a Jovial Fellow (3:01)
#I Drive a Truck (2:10)
#Defecate on My Face (4:41)
#Kill Americans (2:17)
#Volare (0:57)
#The Penis is Mightier Than the Sword (2:17)
#Slave to the Economist (0:52)
#I Shit Me (2:47)
#Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen (0:51)
#Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown (2:26)
#The Ballad of the Semitic Nazi (0:38)
#And the Ass Said to the Angel: Wanna Play Kick to Kick? (3:59)
#The Mordialloc Rd. Duplicator (3:41)
#Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge (1:12)
#Ezra Pound – Axe King (1:43)
#Johnny to B. or Not to B. Goode (0:35)
#Morrison Hostel (7:31)
#U2 Brute? (3:51)
#The Judeo-Christian Ethic (1:37)
===Disc Three - Hot Dogma (1990)===
#The TISM Boat Hire Offer (2:54)
#ExistentialTISM (3:33)
#They Shoot Heroin, Don't They? (2:51)
#I'll 'Ave Ya (2:17)
#(I'm Gonna Sit Right Down and) Whittle Away My Furniture (2:13)
#Leo's Toltoy (4:04)
#The History of Western Civilisation (3:00)
#I Don't Want TISM, I Want a Girlfriend (4:08)
#Get Thee in My Behind, Satan (3:04)
#Let's Club It to Death (2:46)
#Let's Form a Company (4:07)
#Life Kills (5:52)
#Pus of the Dead (2:31)
#It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse. (1:46)
#The Law of Repulsion After Orgasm (2:51)
#Put Your Dog to Sleep (3:10)
#In Defence of Poetry (3:13)
#Kevin Borich Expressionism (2:46)
#Wham Bam Thank You Imam (2:30)
#The TISM Finance Plan Offer (2:38)
#Man is Born Free and Everywhere He is in Changing Rooms (2:35)
#The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make So Baby Let Me Bang Your Box (2:55)
===Disc Four - The Beasts of Suburban (1992-93)===
#Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt (3:04)
#Bishop = Handjob (2:24)
#Get Thee to a Nunnery (2:40)
#Father and Son (2:29)
#Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli (2:30)
#If You're Ugly, Forget It (3:47)
#Mourningtown Ride (5:51)
##Mourningtown Ride (3:47)
##Untitled (1:13)
##Untitled (0:51)
##Silence (1:00)
#Loser, Losing Lost (3:54)
#Lose Your Delusion I (3:49)
#Jesus Pots the White Ball (4:09)
#Mr. Ches Baragwanath - State Auditor General (3:50)
#Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's the House Of Representatives (2:42)
#Recorded By Triple J, 24.1.93 Melbourne Showgrounds (2:59)
#Australia - The World's Suburb (2:56)
#Consumption Tax (3:41)
#The Ballad of Paul Keating (4:14)
#Subliminal Satanic Message (2:53)
#State Schools are Great Schools (4:39)
==Collected Recordings 1986-1993 Sampler==
Collected Recordings 1986-1993 Sampler is a promotional CD sampler by TISM, released in 1995 by genre b.goode to promote the Collected Recordings 1986-1993 box set. It was originally intended for the media only, but a fan leaked it to the public. 
The odd numbered tracks on the sampler follow Ron Hitler-Barassi getting his arm stuck in a cow's arse. The MoreTISM website was designed after the sampler.
===Track listing===
#(Ends With): I'll Drano The Toilets As Well Before You Get Here, Yes Sir SOUND FX: Phone Clunks Down. Ummm... (1:27)
#Saturday Night Palsy (3:21)
#(Ends With): His Brilliant Sense Of The Needs Of The Artist, Combined With His Entrepeneurial Genius, Is Surely Unsurpassed In The Modern Australian Rock Industry. The Success Of TISM Is Wholly Attributable To His Own... (Fades Out) (0:45)
#(I’m Interested In) Apathy (2:52)
#(Ends With): Oooh, Let's Show These Industry Types How TISM Gets It On. Sound FX: Cow Mooing (0:45)
#Get Thee to a Nunnery (2:41)
#(Ends With): Help!!! I Can't Get My Arm Out!!! My Arm!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!! (0:25)
#Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli (2:32)
#(Ends With): Call That Guy From "All Creatures Great And Small" MICK, DON'T GO, MIIICCCKKK. (0:25)
#Defecate on My Face (Country Version) (2:09)
#(Ends With): GET THE SPRAY AND WIPE BEFORE WILLIAMS GETS HERE, QUICK. (0:35)
#Life Kills (3:41)
#(Ends With): They Were In My Hand When Bessie Went Rump-on To Me, And Then Things Got Really Hot And I Shoved My Arm... AAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MICK I LEFT 'EM IN BESSIE. (0:39)
#U2, Brute? (3:53)
#(Ends With): I've Got My Hand Stuck Up There Once Already. O.K. Bessie, Sorry To Do This Ol' Girl, But We Had To Break Apart Eventually. Sound FX: Chainsaw Starts Up. Lots Of Squelching. (0:28)
#The Law of Repulsion After Orgasm (2:49)
#(Ends With): Now, Mick, What Are We Gonna Do With All These Dismembered Cow Parts? Williams Is Due Here Anytime. (0:30)
#Australia - The World’s Suburb (2:56)
#(Ends With): Yeah? We'll Go Get It, QUICK. And Bring Some Sandwich Bread While You're At It. (0:28)
#The Art-Income Dialectic (1:08)
#(Ends With): Just Finished Now, Sir. (0:42)
===Interstitial tracks=== 
===(Ends with): I'll Drano the toilets as well before you get here. Yes sir...yes sir. (Hangs up the phone) Ummmmm...=== 
:RON HITLER-BARASSI: So this is a promotional CD, isn't it? A media-only sampler not available to the public? So that means you listening to this must be a rock industry insider? Well, this is Ron Hitler-Barassi of TISM, and fuck you! For nigh on ten years now, we've been sticking it up this cow's arse of an industry. We are the abattoir men of Australian music, fiercely independent, applying the executioner's bullet to the dumb bovine head of oz rock! Laughing as its cow's eyes widen in instinctual terror, and its snout vibrates with the smell of death! And then we press the slippery bloodied muzzle of our gun unto the pungent, leathery flesh of its temple and...
:(phone rings)
:RECORDING ENGINEER: Ron, it's for you. It's from David Williams - head of Shock Records.
:RON HITLER-BARASSI: Shit. Thanks Mick. Hello? Yes, it's me, Mr. Williams, yes. The CD media-only sampler? Yes, I'm recording my bit right now. Yes I know it's late sir, but it took me longer than I thought. Hmm, when I was cutting and polishing your BMW. Yes, sir. ...no, sir, no, sir, I won't leave the recording studio as untidy as I did last time. Yeah. Yes, sir, I know I forgot to Spray 'n Wipe the recording desk, sir. I'll Drano the toilets as well before you get here. Yes sir... yes sir. (hangs up) Ummmmm...
===(Ends with): His brilliant sense of the needs of the artist combined with his entrepenerial genius is surely unsurpassed in modern Australian rock industry...(Fades out)=== 
:RON HITLER-BARASSI: (jangles car keys) Okay, so these BMW car keys are my record company boss', but I don't care! He's a drug-addled homosexual, that's what he is! I betcha he found these keys when he had his hand up a cow's arse! You're a crock, Williams! A corrupt, paper-shovelling, non-creative glorified errand boy, Williams! And I'd tell you to your face except I throw up every time I'm forced to look at you... Okay Mick, you've got a level for that, for my voice-lead into "Apathy".
:MICK: Yeah, she's right to roll, Ron. Didn't record any of that. Let's try a take.
:RON HITLER-BARASSI: Okay, okay... Okay, here I go... The next song, "I'm Interested in Apathy", was inspired by the genius of Mr. David Williams, head of Shock Records. His brilliant sense of the needs of the artist combined with his entrepreneurial genius is surely unsurpassed in modern Australian rock industry... (fades out}
===(Ends with): Oooh, let's show these industry types how TISM gets it on. Sound FX: Cow mooing)=== 
:RON HITLER-BARASSI: I'm a rock star. I can do whatever I want. I can satisfy my every need. I can get beautiful girls. I can make love all day if I wish. I wish to make love now... right now. Come here, girl, come here, Bessie, you big beast. Oooooohhhhh, my Bessie... ooooohhhhhh, yeah, Bessie, let's show these industry types how TISM gets it on...
:(cow moos)
==Collected Recordings 1986-1993 In-Store Promo Video==
Collected Recordings 1986-1993 In-Store Promo Video is a promotional VHS released by TISM in 1995, to promote the Collected Recordings 1986-1993 box set. The video contains four of TISM's music videos.
===Track listing===
#Defecate on My Face
#Saturday Night Palsy
#I'm Interested in Apathy
#Let's Form a Company
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
*Collected Recordings 1986-1993 at Discogs
*Collected Recordings 1986-1993 Sampler at Discogs
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