News Machine, May 2019

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in May 2019, as archived on archive.org.
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== Blog entries ==
=== RESIDENTS ARCHIVE SALE!!! ===
Tuesday, May 21 2019, 10:30am
AAAUUUGGGAAAA!!!!
DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!'''
Yes, indeed it's time to GO DEEP! Deep in your pockets as Cryptic goes deep into The Residents' Archive. The warehouse, crammed full of almost FIFTY YEARS of Residents' product, is TOO FULL! We need more room and you need more stuff... WIN! WIN! Buy now! Sales like this don't come around often!
The vault is open NOW and the sale lasts through Friday, May 31st.
It all happens at https://archives.residents.com/
BUY OR DIE!
=== ARCHIVE SALE!!! ===
Monday, May 27 2019, 10:25am
CALL OFF THE DOGS!!!!
We are FLOODED! SWAMPED! INUNDATED! with orders, but... there are still a few GLORIOUS and UNAVAILABLE-ANYWHERE-ELSE Residents and Cryptic archive items left, but they're GOING FAST!!! Wait no more!!! ORDER NOW!!! He who hesitates is DOGMEAT!!! ARF!!!
(Sale ends at midnight Friday, May 31!)
https://archives.residents.com
== See also ==
* News Machine
* Residents.com
* BOG
== External links and references ==
*The Residents' News Machine, archived May 30th 2019 by archive.org
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