Chowing Down with the "Bonanza" Boys

Chowing Down with the "Bonanza" Boys is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
TV character Hop Sing always made sure the "Bonanza" boys had three "square" meals a day. To be mathematically correct, the meals could have been in each of these shapes, EXCEPT which?
===Choices===
1. square
2. trapezoid
3. quadrilateral
4. parallelogram
===Choice Readings===
"A square, a trapezoid, a quadrilateral, or a parallelogram?"
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Yeah, nice goin'. This was supposed to be the idiot-proof decoy."
2. "A trapezoid has only one set of parallel lines. A square has two."
3. sound clip
4. "Parallelo-scram."
===Answer Quote===
"You know, I had a trapezoid once, but I tied it off with a rubber band, and the swelling went down."
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