Feh

Feh was the son of Fep Pee and a descendant of Bertbert. He had five flaps of flesh on his back.
He had 13 sons: Klough, Kluff, Klau, Klimt, Kleft, Klak, Klink, and five sons all of whom he named Kloppenhomwinwitz, because he could not think of another name until the birth of his last and favorite son, Klee, which means "give me more like this one".
In the Fwah Legends are the stories of Feh and his thirteen sons.
He liked to sing loving songs for his sons by expelling air from between his flaps on his back, as a sincere gesture of love.
He often had his sons watch the FwaCattle herd to teach them the value of hard work, and the responsibility of caring for the herd. He also told them the legends Feb Pee had told him of Father and Quater but only Klee would listen. The others sons spent most of their time listening to their father's songs, or dreaming how to spend their inheritance as soon as their father died. Klee tended the family herd, the largest in the nation of Fwah Ah, next to the Emperor's own herds. He would often bring back a bad report to Feh of how the other sons abused the herd and often secretly sold FwaGerkins for their own profit. Feh appreciated Klee's care and slaughtered his finest FwahCalf and made the hide into a fine pair of shorts for Klee. 
Feh's other sons considered Klee an obstacle to their fun, so they traded Klee (sewn on a FwaBull) to some Choppenpops for some stewed pods. They took these back to Feh lying that Klee had been trampled in a FwaStampede, and the pods were all that was left of him. Feh mourned for 88 years the death of his favorite son. 
Years later, after the period of surplus, Feh's land dried-up and the FwaHerds wandered away, and a shortage of FwaGerkins threw the land of Fwah Ah into a panic. As the Fwah Ah hate FepGerkins, they dreaded the odious FepAftertaste, but they realized they would have to choke them down (and most likely vomit a few times after eating the first three or four) or face certain starvation. Feh's sons were forced to trek out to Fep and trade their prized ChoppenMettle statues for FepGerkins. There they discovered Klee alive and being a powerful lord. They went back to Fwah Ah and returned to Fep with their father, Feh, who lived there for only a few years until Quater eventually smote him with a bolt of energy.
After many years of tolerance, Quater could take no more of the perpetual honking and flapping and smote Feh with a bolt of energy. Nobody ever found a trace of his body.
In all, the Feh family lived in Fep 410 years.
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