ROYBEAN KOOPA

Not Soybean Koopa, or Roy Koopa, but a page about the misadventures of Tippi with Thoreau for one day.
Once upon a time, Tippi woke up. Thoreau was throwing random stuff at her. He grabbed Iggy Koopa first, threw him at Tippi, grabbed Boomer's funny drawing of a dead Tippi, threw it at Tippi, and then threw a bunch of stuff until... TIPPI STEAMED, AND THEN... CAUGHT ON FIRE, AND THEN TRIED BURNING THOREAU. Larry Koopa came, but Thoreau also grabbed him and then threw him at Tippi. Tippi was on fire, and then he called Carrie to fix everything. Carrie fixed everything.
Later, Tippi was over the Thoreu incident. Suddenly... Thoreau came again, holding Iggy Koopa with his grabbing abilities. Then, Thoreau was about to throw Iggy Koopa when-
Larry Koopa: NO! DON'T THROW MY SIBLING AT HIM! THROW... THROW... fine you can throw iggy koopa!
Iggy Koopa: Help! I've been taken out of nowhere by a weird pixl that does not resemble Carrie Dashell Slim Tippy and Count Bleck HELP!!!
Thoreau: ...
Tippi: Die.
Iggy Koopa: Thank you. I'm weak.
Tippi: Yes you are.
Then, Thoreau grabbed Lemmy Koopa.
Lemmy Koopa: Help. Help. Roi Koopa, kill Thoreau!
Tippi: Who the hell is that?
LARRIE KOOPA: STOP GRABBING US.
Thoreau: aww, but i like annoying tippy (and count bleck).
Tippi: Okay...
Then Tippi used Carrie (somehow) to go to the Sammer's Kingdom, which is very close to destruction. The opening was...
[00:00.00] ROI!!!!
[00:01.50] Koopa New Super Mario Bros U,
[00:04.50] Koopa New Super Mario Bros U,
[00:06.97] New Super Mario!
[00:12.53] Roi Koopa New Super Mario Bros U,
[00:17.50] Roi Koopa New Super Mario Bros U!
Iggy Koopa: LET ME GO! LET ME GO!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOREVER!
Thoreau: no. And yes, where's tippy (and count bleck)?
Iggy Koopa: I DUNNO.
Thoreau: okay.
Meanwhile, in the Sammer's Kingdom.
ROI KOOPA!
new super mario bros u,
The end.