Boris Anderson (Brit'N'Game Jamie)

Boris Anderson is a starter character in The Fighting Game of Everything.
==Bio==
You know Caillou, that whiny little brat from Canada who throws tantrums at the slightest obligations? Well, many GoAnimators have taken to making videos of him getting grounded for crazy amounts of years and for trivial reasons - including by turning his spineless father into an abusive one. Boris Anderson, named by the GoAnimate community, is always there to ground Caillou (or Rosie) for misbehaving, but his methods of punishment are crazy, ranging from grounding his children for “401936576110185 years”, or enacting “Punishment Days” on them, which can be boiled down to medieval torture. Are we sure he isn’t the one who should be GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED?
In The Fighting Game of Everything, Boris brings his cartoonish but also painful punishments to the battlefield in a fighting style that mixes close-range combat, range, debuffs, and comboing.
==Pros and Cons==
===Pros===
*Versatile: has options for both close-quarters and ranged combat
*Some specials can be used in quick succession along with his standard attacks, meaning great combo potential
*Specials can leave different effects on the opponent that either stops them and damages them slowly overtime
*X-Factor replenishes health and increases physical stats
*Easy to use
===Cons===
*Standard melee attacks don’t deal much damage
*Most specials have cooldowns
*Despite being able to leave different effects on his opponents, he has no answer to such effects himself
* X-Factor bar depletes completely if he uses his additional X-Factor as Boris the Teeth Guy
*Albeit an easy fighter to play as, learning to build up his combos is hard
==Costumes== 
*Default Design
*SolitaireJoker
*Business Friendly
*Accurate Boris
*Canon Caillou Appearance/Daddy
==Throws==
FORWARD: Boris grabs the opponent by the collar, knees them in the groin, and then slams his rear into them, pushing them back.BACKWARD: Boris hoists the opponent over his head with both hands, turns around swiftly, and throws the opponent to the ground away from him.
==Specials==
===Plain Assination===
Boris draws one out of 3 available firearms depending on what attack button is pressed, and shoots at the opponent. Each of them can be freely aimed and have varying damage output.LIGHT: A simple pistol. It can be used for pushback and has a 3 second cool-down.MEDIUM: An assault rifle. It fires a series of bullets with similar pushback to the pistol and higher damage, and has a 4 second cool-down. Useful for finishing a combo.HEAVY: A sniper rifle. It nails the opponent in the head, dealing critical damage and leaving them stunned and open to attack. Has a 6-second cool-down.
===Hot Sauce===
A command-grab special. Boris grabs the opponent, pulls out a bottle of hot sauce from hammerspace, and shoves it into the opponent’s mouth to make them down its contents. After they empty the bottle against their will, Boris releases them and the opponent starts to suffer a temporary fire effect that chips away at their health. This move has a 7 second cool-down.
===The Jedi Way ===
Boris can switch between fighting with his fists to wielding a green lightsaber from Star Wars. The lightsaber is not only effective at ranking up combos, but also at reflecting ranged attacks in quick succession.
===You’re Grounded! ===
Boris points at the opponent and proceeds to ground them in place. Doing so both deals damage and leaves the opponent rooted to their position, unable to attack or use any specials, allowing Boris to combo them. The opponent can only escape by moving in quick succession or using some form of effect negation, otherwise they will fall victim to a combo. This move has a 10 second cool-down.
==X-Factors==
===Grounding Time===
The stage turns red as Boris begins banging his fists in the air and yelling - which somehow causes small missiles and lightning bolts to rain down on the stage. The missiles rank up damage if the opponent does not block, and if they get struck by a random bolt of lightning, they will be grounded both physically and spiritually - it not only roots them to the ground, but prevents them from moving or fighting back against Boris. When the X-Factor is over, the opponent is able to move again.
===Release the Teeth Guy!===
Boris starts shaking in place with a look of pure rage on his face - his skin suddenly turns red, his eyes and mouth grow to overlapping proportions, and his voice becomes much louder, confirming his transformation into Boris the Teeth Guy. A 5th of his health is replenished, and for the rest of the match, his physical stats are amplified unless he gets KO’d, which reverts him back to normal.
====Beam of Punishment====
Reach Level 3 as Boris the Teeth Guy to use this X-Factor. Boris grows to the size of a giant, towering over the opponent. His eyes and open mouth glow a sickly red, and from them he fires 3 beams that combine into 1. Upon impact with the stage, it catches the opponent in an explosion that whites out the screen. In the aftermath of this X-Factor, the stage is visibly destroyed and Boris shrinks back to his normal size, back to his regular form. If the opponent has at most 150 damage, this move is a guaranteed One-Hit KO.
==Player Objective==
===Playing as Boris===
Boris’s moves cover all areas and he is as statistically strong as the average fighter, meaning he will have an answer to nearly every situation. Rushdowns fighters like The Scout and Knuckles? Either shoot them or ground them to gain the opportunity to perform a combo. Rangers like Engineer and Gordon Freeman? Punish them up-close with combo chaining, whether with his fists or lightsaber, and power up to Boris the Teeth Guy when possible. The player will need to adapt to playing as Boris for a few rounds before they can work out how his combos work, though, and while he can bring different debuff effects onto the opponent, he has no answer to dealing with such debuffs himself.
===Vs Boris===
As Boris is a Mix-Up fighter who has moves with different effects and quarters of combat, the player should fight fire with fire by playing as a different fighter of that same class. Mix-up fighters have enough versatility to combat most other classes, specifically countering a Rushdown with ranged attacks or a Ranger with effective melee and comboing. The player will also need a move that negates the Grounded effect, such as Angry Kid’s Anti-Mind Ray Helmet.
==Animations==
===Entrance===
Boris runs on stage looking for Caillou, and recognises the opponent. He scowls and points at the opponent to say his quote, before getting into his stance.
===Stance===
Boris glares at the opponent with his arms out and hands shaking, trying to intimidate the opponent as he gets ready to jump them.
===Taunts ===
#Boris’s face turns into one of boredom (or visible disgust) at the opponent’s actions.
# Boris holds out a baseball bat and strikes his palm with it, glaring at the opponent still.
#Boris practices aiming one of his 3 guns.
===Victory===
Boris’s expression instantly turns from anger to happiness and he starts to do a dance, moving his fists and body from side to side repeatedly.
===Time-Up Loss ===
Boris trembles in place as his facial expression turns sickly.
==Quotes==
===Normal===
You dare get in my way? Today is Punishment Day, then! [Entrance]How dare you try to beat me up! That’s it! You are grounded grounded grounded for life! [Win]Boris is the winner! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [Win]Now go to your room and go to sleep forever! [Results]I found you, Kay-Loo! Time for your punishment, you little shit! [Results]THAT’S I-T! [Activating X-Factor]YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 912 MILLENNIUMS! [X-Factor 1]Ugh. Fine. [Switched in]How dare you beat up my ally! You’re going to pay for that, dipshit! [Tag in when an ally is defeated]You’ve pushed me to my limit. Time for a real beating! [Tag in when both allies are defeated]Show them your punishment. [Calling assist]This is not over! [After performing assist]You’re grounded! [When grounding his opponent]How… dare… you…! [Defeated by a light attack]W-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
=== Boris the Teeth Guy ===
FACE MY TEETH! FACE IT! [Activating X-Factor]GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT! FINE! [Switched in]FUCK THEM UP! [Calling assist]COUNT YOUR DAYS, BITCH! [After performing assist]OW! FUCK SHIT! [Defeated by a light attack]WHAT DO YOU THINK I’LL DO NEXT!? TO BE CONTINUED ON W-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! [Defeated by a heavy attack]
===Quotes to Specific Characters===
ENTRANCEYou’re glad to be free of your mother’s control? That’s too bad, because now you have me. [vs Amity]I have to deal with a spoiled brat like you. I’m gonna enjoy this! [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson, Jimmy Hopkins, Johnny Test and Liam/Loki]Put on your clothes right now or you are grounded! [vs Captain Underpants]Hey! Stop poaching animals right now or else it’s Punishment Day! [vs Dirk Dinkum]You are in VERY big trouble for almost stealing all of the magic in the world! [vs Jack Horner]How dare you try to destroy the world! That’s I-T! Today is Punishment Day! [vs Nazo]As part of Kay-loo’s Punishment Day, I’m going to kill one of his favourite characters - YOU! [vs Sonic]How dare you rob the bank! Come back here right now and face your punishment! [vs Waluigi and Wario]
VICTORYFor your punishment, I’m going to kill your girlfriend in front of you. [vs Amity]I will ground every child like you to prevent all this misbehaving! [vs Angry Kid, Bart Simpson, Jimmy Hopkins, Johnny Test and Liam/Loki]You should really apply my parenting to your own kids. You used to be like me, after all! [vs Gru]Final punishment: taking away your powers! [vs Nazo]Thought you could outrun me? HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! [vs The Scout or Sonic]You know you are supposed to be an assist, not a fighter! Go to your room! [vs Waluigi]How dare you fart on me! That’s I-T! You’re grounded grounded grounded forever! [vs Wario]
==Gallery==
File:BorisTheTeethGuy.webp|Boris the Teeth Guy
===Alternate Costumes===
File:BorisSolitaireJoker.png|SolitaireJoker
File:BorisBusinessFriendly.png|Business Friendly
File:BorisHyperAccurate.png|Accurate Boris
File:BorisCanon.webp|Canon Boris (or Daddy)
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