Sleepyhead

He's always tired. So one day he came to school in his pajamas and sat down at his desk, looking at the other other students. However, he wasn't looking at them, because he was asleep. He had managed to sleepwalk over to school. His teacher smiled and said, "Very nice to see you. Now, let's continue with our boring lesson." She continued writing on the board as the sleepyhead paced around the room. "No pacing around the room," said the teacher. "No," said a student, "he's not doing it on purpose. You see, he's a sleepwalker, and he just sleepwalks sometimes." "Well then, wake him up," said the teacher. "You can't," said another student. "The shock of you waking them up could kill them."
So the teacher just kept quiet and said, "Okay, let's continue with my pointless lesson." Then the sleepyhead placed an apple of the teacher's head. "What are you doing?" the teacher asked. The sleepyhead picked up a bow and arrow. "He must be trying to be William tell in his dream," said one of the students. And indeed he was. After he shot the bow and arrow, it was aimed straight for the apple. However, the teacher flinched and the arrow plunged deep into her middle. She was wounded badly.
"What do I do?" she asked. "Nothing," said a student. "Okay, then," said the teacher. "I guess I should forget about my flesh wound and continue with my meaningless lesson." As she did, the sleepyhead shot another arrow at her, then another one, and another one, and then about five more. The teacher wound up with arrows deep into her back. "Oh my goodness!" she said. "My back holds the Lord of prickly!" She stopped breathing for a second. "Class dismissed," she said, and fell to the floor. The sleepyhead was the first to walk out, or, I mean, sleepwalk out.
Later that night, the sleepyhead was unable to fall asleep. He just wasn't tired.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 6 Minifigures