Evergreen Terrace (Simpsons Road Rage)/Quotes

:Homer Simpson: Retirement Castle, please! Grampa found a treasure map!
----
:Grampa Simpson: Take me to the Burlesque House and step on it! I'm not gettin' any younger!
----
:Edna Krabappel: Take me to Seymour's House. If anyone asks, just tell them we're marking tests! (Laughs)
----
:Edna Krabappel: Ugh. I've had enough of those kids! Just take me home, okay?
----
:Seymour Skinner: Edna Krabappel's Apartment please. We're going over the cur-curric- the curriculum.
----
:Dr. Nick: Take me to the Retirement Castle please! I need a cadaver to practice on!
----
:Ralph Wiggum: Can I go home? The leprechaun told me to burn things!
----
:Chief Wiggum: Can you take me home? Thieves stole my Police Car...
----
:Ned Flanders: If you took me to Church, you'd make me the happiest Christian in the world!
----
:Reverend Lovejoy: Take me home please, it's so tiring being so righteous all the time!
----
:Marge Simpson: Can you take me to the pre-school? Maggie's ready to come home.
----
:Edna Krabappel: Grocery Store please. Nyuh... Another microwave meal for one for dinner...
----
:Hans Moleman: Ohh, take me home please...
----
:Krusty the Clown: Krusty Burger please, Gotta launch our new Mad Cow Burger. *Krusty laugh*
----
:Bart Simpson: Can you take me to the Retirement Castle. Grampa needs his sponge-bath...
----
:Ralph Wiggum: Will you be my School Bus?
----
:Nelson Muntz: Hey man, Take me to the school. I need some lunch money.
----
:Marge Simpson: Can you take me home? There's dishes in the sink.
----
:Homer Simpson: Take me home, for I am too drunk to walk.
----
:Krusty the Clown: The Burlesque House and step on it! This coupon for free lap dances expires in 5 minutes!
----
:Mayor Quimby: Hello there, fair citizen. Can you please take me to the Maison Derrière for an -er- an important meeting?
----
:Krusty the Clown: Can you take me to the Kwik-E-Mart?
----
:Milhouse Van Houten: Take me home! I have to re-group from a wedgie!
----
:Seymour Skinner: Home, please. Mother needs her sponge bath.
----
:Reverend Lovejoy: Uh, to the church, please, and I'll expect you to see there on Sunday.
----
:Grampa Simpson: Retirement Castle and step on it! I'm missing Madlock. Madlock!
----
:Moe Syzslak: Take me to Barney's place.
----
:Hans Moleman: Oh, take me home, please.
----
:Jasper Beardly: Take me home.
----
:Squeaky Voiced Teen: I need to go to the Kwik-E-Mart to get zinc cream. A lot of zinc cream.
----
:Ned Flanders: Can you take me to Reverend Lovejoy's house? I... want to bless him my new haircut.
----
:Milhouse Van Houten: Ugh, can you take me to the Krusty Burger? The other kids took my lunch.
----
:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to the Grocery Store. Their low prices make me laugh.
----
:Lisa Simpson: I need to go home please. There's a documentary on TV about the Electoral College.
----
:Homer Simpson: Quick, take me to the Kwik-E-Mart! I need wrestling magazines and lottery tickets!
----
:Barney Gumble: (brups) Can you take me home?
----
:Nelson Muntz: Take me to the Kwik-E-Mart. I feel like a little shoplifting.
----
:Groundskeeper Willie: Can you take me to my shack? I need some Willie tame.
----
:Lisa Simpson: Can you take me to the Retirement Castle, please?
----
:Bart Simpson: No time to talk. Just take me home, ok?
----
:Jasper Beardly: Take me to the Kwik-E-Mart.
----
:Milhouse Van Houten: I'm gonna be late for Show and Tell! Take me to school, right away!
----
:Homer Simpson: Krusty Burger, please. It's Milkshake Monday.
----
:Grampa Simpson: Do you know where my family lives?
----
:Snake Jailbird: Flanders house, please. I got my eye on their big screen.
----
:Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can you take me to the Krusty Burger? I'f I'm late, they'll deep fry my hand.
----
:Reverend Lovejoy: Take me to the Flanders house, please. I'd... promised I'd bless his potato salad.
----
:Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to my store. I hope that shoplifters did not steal too many squishes.
----
:Groundskeeper Willie: Hey, I got to go to Skinners. He's making up hose off his mother.
----
:Ned Flanders: Say, could you take me home, good Samaritan?
----
:Bart Simpson: To the Kwik-E-Mart! At once!
----
:Marge Simpson: I need to go and see Patty and Selma.
----
:Groundskeeper Willie: Can you take me to the school? My tractor broke down on the side of the road.
----
:Marge Simpson: Can you take me to the Grocery Store. They're having a sale on nutmeg.
----
:Snake Jailbird: Simpson house, please. I've got some looting to do.
----
:Groundskeeper Willie: Take me to the church. Willie's got a lot of hard printing to do.
----
:Lisa Simpson: Would you mind taking me to school?
Category:Quotes
Category:The Simpsons Road Rage
Category:Locations