The Clash of 1x1x1x1/transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: July 10, 2010
Episode Copyrighted: 2010
This episode is rated TV-Y7 and half hour special with 2 parts for this episode.
Roblox is seen lying in bed.
Daisy: Oh, Roblox, surely this isn't the behavior befitting an admin, hiding in bed for days on end, doing nothing but watching daytime television. *turns off TV*
Roblox: Wait! Charlotte was just about to meet her biological parents!
Daisy: Is this about your birthday today?
Roblox: No. Oh Daisy, it is not my age that troubles me so. It's that our arch nemesis will not be able to share in my revelry.
Daisy: Let's forget about 1x1x1x1 for just one day. It's your birthday, for goodness sake.
Roblox: *sighs* Ok. So long as there's no one careless enough to mention 1x1x1x1.
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Order up Squidward! *gives Squidward a Krabby Patty using my nose* I'll bet you're wondering why I'm not using my hands today.
Squidward Tentacles: *takes Krabby Patty* Not in the least, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: OK, OK, I'll tell you.
Squidward Tentacles: *walks up to table with strange looking fish* Your order, ma'am.
The strange fish is really SpongeBob in a costume.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm not using my hands because today is "Work Without Your Hands Day". *jumps out of costume* You should give it a whirl, buddy. *enters the kitchen and hears the phone ring, then picks up the phone with my foot* Krusty Krab, SpongeBob speaking. Just a minute please. Mr. Krabs, it's Daisy. She wants to have Roblox's birthday party here.
Mr. Krabs: *sarcastically* Oh she does, does she? I'll handle this, laddie. *takes phone from SpongeBob* Yes, Daisy. *pauses to listen to Daisy* Very convincing, but you're gonna have to call pretty early to fool ol' Eugene Krabs, prankster! *blocks phone with claw* They think I was born yesterday. Aye-aye-aye.
Daisy: *breaks through the roof and freezes Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs (frozen): Does 7:00 work for you, your majesty?
Daisy: Yeah, right.
Slide transition cuts to the Loud House in Lisa and Lily's room.
Lisa Loud: Well, I've made my own time machine. And I can't wait to travel to 7 days from the past and future years.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Lisa Loud: *grins* Thanks, Lily.
At Lincoln's room.
Lincoln Loud: *Looking to the viewers* Hello, I'm Lincoln. And do you want to see Leni in a 1980's? Well, Lisa has built a machine in her room, Larry was there and it took him 30 years ago. *walks to Lisa and Lily's room*
In Lisa and Lily's room.
Lisa Loud: Oh, hi Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hello Lisa.
Lisa Loud: Do you want to come to the time machine?
Lincoln Loud: *excited* Yes, SpongeBob and I want to go there.
Lisa Loud: Ok, take the time machine with you. Just in case you need it.
Lincoln Loud: Okay. *takes the time machine, then leaves*
Lisa Loud: Oh, Why does Lincoln take the time machine to the Krusty Krab.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Lisa Loud: Not now, Lily. I'm studying.
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab in the kitchen.
Mr. Krabs: *turns to SpongeBob* Oil up yer spatula boy, for tonight you fry for a king.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So much for "Work Without Your Hands Day," SquarePants. You answer to a higher calling this day. I have the capability! *raises up spatula and light flashes on spatula, then turns to Patrick who is standing in the corner* OK, that's enough Patrick, thank you. *reveals Patrick with a flashlight and a wobble board*
Lincoln Loud: *moves the time machine to the kitchen* Hey Sponge-Bob. It's kinda heavy. *feels the arm cramp* Ow. Arm cramp.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, how's your arm?
Lincoln Loud: I have too much arm cramp.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps*
Outside the kitchen, the decorations and gifts are all set for Roblox's birthday.
Mr. Krabs: You two really outdid yourselves. It almost makes me want to pay you. *chuckles* Oh, yeah. *passes pole with ribbons and two balloons* Looks like this area could use a few more decorations. Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: Now, what?
Mr. Krabs: The decorations over here look a little sparse. Why don't you hang up a few balloons or something? *walks away*
Squidward Tentacles: *stands motionless*
Lori Loud: Hey Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Oh Lori. *laughs*
Mr. Krabs: *walks back* Oh, that's better. Looks lovely, Squidward. Excellent work. How goes it over here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: All set, Mr. K. 5,000 patties, one for every year Roblox's been alive.
Mr. Krabs: 5,000 patties at $3.99 a pop?
He babbles nonsensically due to how much money he'll get.
Outside the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Leave it to your old boss here to capitalize on such a momentous occasion. 
Rolls out the red carpet.
Mr. Grouse: Hey Krabs, where did you get the red carpet?
Shubie the Fish: Wow! Why, you rolled out the red carpet!
Mr. Krabs: This ain't for you, lad. This is for Roblox. Today is his birthday.
Shubie the Fish: Oh, uh, wait, Roblox is coming here? Oh, I am a huge fan of the royal family. I just love everything they do. Could we please, maybe, watch them eat, right here through the window, you know?
Mr. Krabs: Don't be ridiculous. Why in Neptune's name would I let you…
Thought bubble of Mr. Krabs bangs him in between the eyes with a money gavel.
Mr. Krabs: *later on* See Roblox, eat! Only five dollars! Only a few seats left!
Fred Rechid: *gives him a five dollar bill*
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
Debbie Record: *gives him a five dollar bill*
Mr. Krabs: Thank you.
Human #19: *gives Mr. Krabs a twenty dollar bill*
Fish #19: You got change for a twenty?
Human #19: Twenty bucks?
Mr. Krabs: Nope, sorry. I guess that it's twenty dollars for- for you then. Don't be shy folks. Seats are going fast.
Humans and Fishes: *gasps*
As a carrier holding Roblox, Daisy, and The Wizard assisting Roblox arrive at the Krusty Krab.
Roblox: Greetings, Roblox Administrators.
The crowd cheers and talks.
Roblox: *to Amphitrite* You were right, honey. Hearing these mortals cheer for me has made me feel better already.
Daisy: Yeah.
Slide transition cuts at the living room at the Loud House residence, where Lincoln Loud is relaxing on the sofa, watching television.
Lincoln Loud: *to the audience* Hey, guys. Tomorrow's Siblings Day, and every Siblings Day we have to get a gift for one of our siblings chosen at random by Mom and Dad. This year, I have to get something for Leni, but I don't really know what to get her. But she was nice enough to give me a list to choose from.
Leni Loud: *walks into the living room* Hey, Linky!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni! Did you complete a list of what you'd want me to get you for Siblings Day?
Leni Loud: Sure did! *pulls out a rather long list*
Lincoln Loud: Whoa, that's a long list! But Leni, you do know that I can only get you one gift for Siblings Day, right?
Leni Loud: I know, but I'm just full of ideas on what I want for Siblings Day!
Lincoln Loud: Well, how about we do this? You just read me what you want for Siblings Day, one at a time, and I'll tell you if it's something I can get you. If not, we'll just go to the next one.
Leni Loud: Okay! Let's see… "Leni in the 1980's."
Lincoln Loud: Sorry, Leni, but I can't do that; I took the time machine to the Krusty Krab.
Leni Loud: *looks at my list* "Leni in the 1980's."
Lincoln Loud: Leni, I just said that I can't get you that! So, what's the third thing on your list?
Leni Loud: *looks at my list* "Leni in the 1980's."
Lincoln Loud: Wait, gimme that! *grabs the list, then reads it in shock* Leni, all of the items on your list are "Leni in the 1980's."
Leni Loud: I know, Linky! All I want for Siblings Day this year is to go to the 1980's world, where I can meet me in the 1980's!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, I told you that I can't do that! I took the time machine to the Krusty Krab! You'll have to come up with something other than that!
Leni Loud: *whimpers*
As her eyes well up with tears.
Leni Loud: So...so you're not gonna get me anything for Siblings Day?!
Lincoln Loud: I didn't say that! I'm just saying that I can't possibly take you to the 1980's-
Leni Loud: *bawls* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY OWN LINKY HATES ME! *runs up to my room crying*
Lincoln Loud: Leni, wait! Aw man, this can't be happening...! I gotta find a way to cheer Leni up so that I don't get grounded! *takes out cell phone* There's only one person to call at a time like this!
Slide transition to the Krusty Krab.
Roblox: So, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Your honor?
Roblox: See that back here and that's your office.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, my office.
Roblox: Okay. It all started with Larry working at Joyful Burger at Elmore.
Flashback starts with Larry working at Joyful Burger at Elmore.
Roblox: *narrates* He is a cashier and working his bill.
Larry Needlemeyer: Welcome to Joyful Burger. May I help you?
Richard Watterson: I want two cheeseburgers please.
Larry Needlemeyer: Okay, coming right up. *gives two cheeseburgers to Richard* Here's your two cheeseburgers.
Richard Watterson: Thank you, Larry.
Larry Needlemeyer: Have a nice day.
Roblox: *narrates* Suddenly, the hacker is here and his name is 1x1x1x1.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*
Larry Needlemeyer: Oh no. There's a hacker here.
1x1x1x1: That's right. I'm a hacker, so I can use the time machine.
Larry Needlemeyer: Sir, where did you get the time machine?
1x1x1x1: It's here. The time machine.
Larry Needlemeyer: Sir, you don't understand.
1x1x1x1: Shut up, Larry. You're coming with me.
Larry Needlemeyer: But sir–
1x1x1x1: *sends Larry to the time machine*
Larry Needlemeyer: No. Don't do it, 1x1x1x1.
1x1x1x1: You're too late, Larry. It's time to go to the 1980's.
Larry Needlemeyer: No! No!
1x1x1x1: *presses the button*
Larry Needlemeyer: NOOOOOO!
Suddenly, the time machine disappeared. Larry is screaming at the vortex. They're going to the 1980's. 1x1x1x1 and Larry are at the 1980's world.
1x1x1x1: *destroys the time machine* So long sucker. *evil laughs, then runs away*
Larry Needlemeyer: Oh no, where am I going to get my job back now.
Roblox: *offscreen* I can take you there.
Roblox is walking.
Larry Needlemeyer: Roblox, it's you.
Roblox: *narrates* Now here I am.
Flashback ends.
Roblox: And that's why I'm with Larry.
Lincoln Loud: Excuse me, Roblox Administrator, your table is this way, sir.
Screen cuts inside the Krusty Krab.
Roblox: Oh, these seats are surprisingly comfortable for being long-lord and primitive storage vessels.
Daisy: Oh, my friend, I'm so glad to see that you're enjoying your birthday party.
Roblox: And I am glad that you are glad, dear.
Daisy: And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad, Roblox.
Roblox: And I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad that you're glad…
The Wizard: Alright already!
Roblox: And methinks I shall continue to enjoy us all as long as there's no mention of the name…
Lincoln Loud: 1x1x1x1, 1x1x1x1, 1x1x1x1? Larry has fallen in vortex to the 1980's by 1x1x1x1. Is there a hacker here? Is there anybody missing from this party that any of you guys can see?
Daisy: Nope, there's nobody missing, we're all here.
The Wizard: *starts to get nervous*
Lincoln Loud: Oh, I was sure there's somebody.. *sees an empty seat* Oh! Here it is right here. An empty seat.
Roblox: That's not an empty seat. My wife is sitting there.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs* No, not that chair, your Highness. That one, see? It even has its pretty name card that I made still on it.
Roblox: Oh no.
SpongeBob SquarePants: 1-X-1-X-1-X-1. Are you sure you don't know anyone named 1x1x1x1?
Roblox: *sobs*
Lincoln Loud: Should I put it down yes or no?
Daisy: Larry is our friend. But as you can see, the boss doesn't want to talk about it right now.
Roblox: Thank you, my darling. I'd rather not share with this addled mortal the woeful story of our friend, Larry Needlemeyer from The Amazing World of Gumball.
All: *agrees*
Roblox: But I suppose I could tell it.
All: *disagrees*
Roblox: No, you're right, I won't tell it.
All: *breathes a sigh of relief*
Roblox: *pulls out a projector* Instead, I'm going to show this movie I made about it.
All: *groans*
Roblox: Could someone please dim the lights?
The lights are dimmed. The projector shows a flashback with Roblox and Larry. Scene starts in the 1980's.
Roblox: *narrates* It all started one day while giving Larry his job.
In the 1980's. The city bursts into flames.
Roblox: That's how you strike fear into the hearts of your subjects! Now you try, Larry. Larry?
1980's Leni Loud: *offscreen* HELP!
Roblox: Oh no! It sounds like Leni!
1980's Leni Loud: I've been robbed!
Roblox: Alright, criminal! That's it! It's time to go back to jail for you!
1980's Criminal: Please, I stole everybody's money.
Roblox: I don't care! Back to jail!
1980's Criminal: But Roblox—
Roblox: NOW! *send the 1980's criminal in jail*
1980's Leni Loud: Roblox, you saved me.
Roblox: Yes I did. I'm gonna go see Larry.
1980's Leni Loud: Okay, bye. *waves at Roblox*
Roblox: *narrates* Larry was increasingly fascinated with the miserable world of the lowly mortals.
Larry is seen watching a baseball game from the edge of the palace.
Larry Needlemeyer: Roblox, when are you going to teach me the ball and stick game?
Roblox: Never. Now take hold of your bat and practice how to play, Larry.
Larry Needlemeyer: I don't feel like playing baseball. I wanna play the ball and stick game.
Roblox: Okay, Larry, you want to learn the stick and ball game? Well here's your first lesson. Batter up. *hits baseball with baseball bat*
Baseball hits the stadium light.
Roblox: Woo! A home run!
Larry Needlemeyer: Huh?
Roblox: What's going on?! Why is the hacker here?!
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs* Nobody gets a home run. Nobody. *hacks one of the stadium's lights*
Everyone in the baseball field starts screaming.
Roblox: It looks like it's game over.
Larry Needlemeyer: Leave me alone, Roblox. *walks back home*
Roblox: *narrates* What was happening to my own flesh and blood? Over the next few millennia, my son grew not only in size, but in perplexing behavior.
An explosion is heard from 1x1x1x1's door, and green smoke seeps out.
Roblox: *opens it and sees Larry with beakers of chemicals* What the heck is going on in here?
Larry Needlemeyer: Hey, Roblox, check it out! I'm studying chemistry, and I've just created a cure for all mortal diseases!
Roblox: *pushes all the beakers out of the table angrily, then grabs Larry by my arms* How many times do I have to tell you? I'm a Roblox Administrator! We don't have diseases, nor do we care whether or not the mortals contract them!
Larry Needlemeyer: Gosh! *moves away*
Roblox: *to the camera* Try as I might, it was becoming increasingly apparent that we would not agree on the ways of the world. I knew I had no choice. There was only one last resort. *shows video of girls dancing on a beach* No, not that one! The Island in the Sky.
Larry Needlemeyer: Isn't that island a miniature golf course?
Roblox: No! The one on the other side of the river!
Larry Needlemeyer: You mean the juvenile correction facility? But that place is for losers, man.
Roblox: Uh-huh.
In the city in the 1980's in prison.
Larry Needlemeyer: Okay, I'm standing in here. Now what?
Roblox: *locks Larry up in jail*
Larry Needlemeyer: What are you doing? This is bogus!
Roblox: I'm sealing you inside this jail cell until you learn to embrace your destiny as one of the hackers!
Larry Needlemeyer: Noooooo! You call that in prison?
Roblox: Well, it locks up.
Larry Needlemeyer: Roblox, that is just beyond bogus.
Roblox: Perhaps in your eyes, it is beyond bogus, but it is the only way you'll learn. Reflect on this for a million players.
Larry Needlemeyer: *to Roblox* You can't do this, Roblox! I've got a life to live. I can't be stuck in jail, Roblox!
Roblox: *leaves the city*
Larry Needlemeyer: I HATE YOU, ROBLOX, YOU HEAR ME? *echoes* I HATE YOU!
End of flashback.
Roblox: And that's what happened.. 
Lori Loud: Mom was still crying about it while our dad went to the living room and cried more...
Luan Loud: We were so confused that we just let them be without us doing anything...
Luna Loud: As in ANYTHING!
Leni Loud: Then, Mom, like, commanded Lori to take us to the mall...
Luna Loud: Because I was so confused that day, I almost disrespected my mom, but mom still considered it, infact, I got outside first and I was waiting for the others…
Lucy Loud: When mom was all alone because we already left, she stepped to the living room and came closer to our dad...
Rita Loud: H-honey...
Leni Loud: They were crying with pain filling in their hearts... It's like a puzzle, but it is missing 1 piece... Without that piece, the puzzle will never be completed...
Everyone inside the Krusty Krab is sleeping.
Mr. Krabs: Huh? Okay, who's ready for a piping hot Krabby Patty? Would you like the first one, your highness?
Roblox: Recounting this sad tale has upset me so much, I've lost my appetite. *cries*
Daisy: Take those sandwiches away! Can't you see the king is upset? *turns to Roblox* It's okay, let it out.
Cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab
Male fish: This is a rip-off! I paid to watch high-class royal dining action, not listen to a boring sob story.
Monica the Fish: Ooh, looks like things may be picking up! Royal violence!
Daisy: Why have you not obeyed me, mortal? Be gone!
Mr. Krabs: So who's going to pay for these, then?
Daisy: *offscreen, freezes Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs (frozen): Oh! If Roblox doesn't cheer up soon, me business is ruined.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh no. This is all my fault because I treated Roblox and I mentioned 1x1x1x1.
Squidward Tentacles: Well, it wouldn't be the first time you've ruined everything, but the worst part is those 5,000 Krabby Patties that will end up going rotten in the hot sun.
Lori Loud: Yeah, you literally blew it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your descriptions are too horrifying for my delicate sensibilities.
Squidward Tentacles: I do have a way with words.
Roblox: Oh, how I miss those robloxians! *sobs*
Builderman: Roblox, don't cry.
Noob #1: Poor Roblox.
Noob #2: Just look at him crying!
Roblox: *cries*
Lincoln Loud: Hey, that's it!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What is it?
Lincoln Loud: We'll fix all this by reuniting Larry out of prison in the 1980's!
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: July 10, 2010
Episode Copyrighted: 2010
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.
Episode continues to the 1980's world. 1980's Leni is going to the police station. Larry is in prison.
1980's Leni Loud: I gotta find Larry what he's up to. *runs to Larry*
Larry Needlemeyer: Hey, let me out of here.
1980's Leni Loud: Hey Larry.
Larry Needlemeyer: Please, you gotta let me out. Now's your chance, Leni.
1980's Leni Loud: *sees the time machine* It's them!
The time machine appears with SpongeBob and Lincoln aboard.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *appears on the grass*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *turns to 1980's Leni* Hey, It's Leni in the 1980's. Now, all we've got to do is find Larry.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea, SpongeBob.
Slide transition back to Krusty Krab. Roblox is seen crying.
Mr. Krabs: Come on, Krabs! Think, think! *suddenly gets an idea* Ooh! *turns to Squidward*
Squidward Tentacles: Whatever it is, no.
Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you're a man of culture.
Squidward Tentacles: Go on.
Mr. Krabs: Well, these highfalutin' types, they might appreciate that, don't you think? Why don't you try and razzle-dazzle them with all your pizazz?
Squidward Tentacles: Pizazz. Hold onto your hats and glasses, people, because Squidward the Fantabulous has arrived.
Scene cuts to the audience outside, then cuts back to Squidward with his clarinet.
Squidward Tentacles: Thank you. Thank you. This next one, I wrote myself. I like to call it, "Three Barnacles are a Crowd Unless They've Known Each Other for a Really Long Time." *plays my clarinet*
Frank the Fish: Things just got lame again.
Monica the Fish: Yeah, well, they better get un-lame real quick, or I'm asking for my money back.
Mr. Krabs: *comes out, sticks a 'No Refunds' sign on the ground in front of the audience, and goes back inside*
Frank the fish: No refunds!? Well, I guess we're stuck here, then.
Slide transition to the 1980's world at the police station, Larry is in prison looking away.
Larry Needlemeyer: Hey, what's the big idea?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *doesn't know Larry was talking* Who said that?
Lincoln Loud: Show yourself! I'm warning you!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I know how to use these! *makes karate noises and karate moves*
Larry Needlemeyer: *turns to SpongeBob and Lincoln* I'm right here, guys!
1980's Leni Loud: Hey guys!
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Leni!
1980's Leni Loud: OMGosh, Lincoln! *hugs Lincoln* This is totes awesome!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Um, Leni. Could we talk to Larry for a sec?
1980's Leni Loud: *smiles* Okay!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *looks down and sees Larry*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, hello Larry. Maybe you can help me. Because if I don't find 1x1x1x1 soon, Krabs is gonna be real upset, because he spent a lot of money on party decorations.
Larry Needlemeyer: Party decorations? For what?
Lincoln Loud: For Roblox's birthday!
Larry Needlemeyer: So, it's Roblox's birthday. Big deal.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: You mean, you're Larry Needlemeyer?
Larry Needlemeyer: I am, but he doesn't seem to think so.
Lincoln Loud: Well, he sure seemed upset that you weren't at his birthday party.
Larry Needlemeyer: Hah! That's a real good one, guys. Real funny.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *laughs a little* Well, thanks, but…
Larry Needlemeyer: Do you think if that old goat really cared, he'd have me sealed up in this jail cell with nothing to do all day but doing my job, guys?
Lincoln Loud: You're right. It just doesn't make any sense.
Larry Needlemeyer: You're telling me, guys.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I mean, Roblox administrators should be able to do their job to whatever length they want!
Larry Needlemeyer: Man, you're just like all the rest. *turns away*
Lincoln Loud: Don't go.
Larry Needlemeyer: *ignores*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *presses our faces against the bars of the cage in front of Larry with a hideous look*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What if there was a way to free you from this jail cell? Then, you could come to your father's birthday party and settle your differences!
Larry Needlemeyer: May I ask you to brush your teeth first, dude. P.U.!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry, we haven't had anything to drink in a couple of days, our throats are a little dry.
Larry Needlemeyer: *coughs* This jail cell is only so big boys.
Lincoln Loud: We're sorry, we'll stop talking.
Larry Needlemeyer: Never mind, just let me out.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks at lock* boy this really does look complicated, oh I see, I'll just slide this square to the right, this one goes up, one other here and ohh wait, no, ahh, no *squares start circling my face and screams* man that really is a tough nut to crack
Larry Needlemeyer: That lock was forged by admins, not any numbskull can open like a cheap bag of potato chips they found in the street.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Cheap bag of potato c- wait a minute, which way to the nearest phone booth?
Larry Needlemeyer: There's one behind that rock over there, but I don't see why…
Lincoln Loud: *runs to phone booth and rings Patrick* Hello! Patrick?
Patrick Star: Hey, you'll never guess what I found today on the street.
Lincoln Loud: *talks on phone*
Patrick Star: Yeah, I'll hurry. *declines*
Slide transition cuts back to the 1980's world, the time machine is seen again, Patrick getting off from the time machine on the 1980's world.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Patrick, you made it, this is the magical lock we were talking about. *holds up the jail cell*
Patrick Star: Hmmm
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, we tried for hours and hours but we just can't get it to…
Patrick Star: *opens the jail cell door* Open!
1980's Leni Loud: Hey Patrick.
Patrick Star: Hey Leni. I just opened the jail cell door.
1980's Leni Loud: Awesome! *to SpongeBob, Patrick and Lincoln* Hey guys!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow Leni, already?
Lincoln Loud: You can be with us, Leni?
1980's Leni Loud: Okay.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick you know we'll never figure out how you do those so darn fast.
Patrick Star: It's easy. I just peel the stickers off the squares and put them back on where there supposed to.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Amazing!
Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab. Lori and Leni are at the kitchen.
Lori Loud: This is the time machine, Leni.
Leni Loud: It does. I love buttons. *presses the buttons*
Lori Loud: Leni, what are you doing?
Leni Loud: Pressing buttons, that's all. *gets on the time machine* I'll go see 1980's me.
Lori Loud: Leni, Roblox said not to- LENI! *tries to get on the time machine but Leni on the time machine disappears* Dang it! *to Mr. Krabs* Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Ms. Lori, what's wrong.
Lori Loud: Leni's gone, Mr. Krabs. The time machine disappeared.
Mr. Krabs: What?
Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, don't you understand? Leni is gone missing.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward.
Roblox: Oh well, those admins are here.
Builderman: Yeah, Roblox.
Lola Loud: Lynn, can you get some water.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay.
Lola Loud: *crosses my arms and sighs*
Slide transition cuts back to the 1980's world, the time machine is seen again, Leni getting off from the time machine on the 1980's world.
Leni Loud: Hello. Hello. HELLO. *sees 1980's Leni and gasps* It's- it's me.
1980's Leni Loud: Hey me.
Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: Hey, Larry.
Larry Needlemeyer: Well, now this silly jail cell is open, why don't we go pay my old man a visit. Hate to keep him waiting on his birthday. *gets out of the police station and gets in the car* Are you guys coming or what?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow!
Leni Loud: Are you going to take us for a ride?
Larry Needlemeyer: A ride, that's a great idea.
Screen cuts to Larry driving the car fast whilst SpongeBob and Patrick are sleeping.
Larry Needlemeyer: *goes off-road*
SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: *wakes up*
Larry Needlemeyer: *slams on the brakes* Hey you guys don't mind if you pull over for a second?
Lincoln Loud: Sure Larry, what do you need to do? Use the bathroom.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Tartar sauce, it's 1x1x1x1!
Larry Needlemeyer: PULL OVER!
Lincoln Loud: *screams*
1x1x1x1: Prepare to be destroyed for henchmens of the admins.
SpongeBob SquarePants: But–
1x1x1x1: No, to tell you I don't need you any more. *destroys Larry's car and drives off*
Larry Needlemeyer: *angrily* You know what, I don't need you guys either. I'm heading back to the Krusty Krab. *leaves*
Leni Loud: *sniffs* Linky, how could you?!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, Larry left!
Patrick Star: What an interesting man, Lincoln.
Slide transition back to The Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Ready for a room temperature Krabby Patty yet?
Roblox: Nope.
Mr. Krabs sulks and hits into the cashier boat.
Lori Loud: Careful, this is made out of imported wood, imported all they way from the junk pile out the back.
Mr. Krabs: Roblox is inconsolable, if only there where something to distract him from his pain.
Lola Loud: The only thing that can usually do that is something that causes more pain.
Mr. Krabs: Great idea, go and play them another song.
Screen cuts to where Squidward is about to play his clarinet.
Roblox: *to Daisy* He's back
Daisy: Oh, how...nice?
Squidward Tentacles: If pleases the king, I would like to perform a...
Roblox: *starts clapping*
Squidward Tentacles: *gets ready and starts playing at the same time*
As a car horn is heard.
Squidward Tentacles: What the? *looks at clarinet*
Roblox: Behold!
Mr. Krabs: *whispers to Squidward* What he say?
Lori Loud: I think he literally wants us to look at the- Oh my!
1x1x1x1 and his car smash through the window and the crowd cheers.
Frank the Fish: That was incredible!
Monica the Fish: Yeah, definitely worth the five bucks.
Roblox: 1x1x1x1?!
1x1x1x1: *zaps everyone and locks them in the jail cell*
Larry Needlemeyer: What?! We're in the jail cell?! Let us out of here!
Roblox: 1x1x1x1, I demand to know the meaning of this impudent imprisonment.
1x1x1x1: Well it turns out you were right old man, being trapped in that jail cell all those years with nowhere to go but up here made me realize something, dabbling in the world of mere mortals is totally lame.
Roblox: And this is how you intend to show it.
1x1x1x1: No man, this is how! *flies through the roof* Hahaha
Roblox: By flying through the roof?
Monica the Fish: That was 1x1x1x1, Roblox's arch nemesis!
Frank the Fish: I thought he was in reform school or something.
The Bikini Bottomites and the Humans cheer on 1x1x1x1.
Purple Fish: Can I have an autograph?
1x1x1x1: Sure you can. *destroys all of the city and zaps my name on the ground* Nothing can stop me! Hahaha.
Slide transition cuts to the 1980's world.
Lincoln Loud: Guys, how are we gonna get back to the Krusty Krab now?!
1980's Leni Loud: *offscreen* I got the time machine and I can take you there!
Patrick Star: *points to 1980's Leni* It's her!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, I don't believe it! It's actually you in the 1980's!
Leni Loud: Hold on, Linky, I just wanna be sure it's really me in the 1980's!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, you in the 1980's just showed off with the time machine! We can travel back to the Krusty Krab!
Leni Loud: Well, I have a question that is only 1980's Leni: What do you truly think of the time machine?
1980's Leni Loud: Are you kidding? Hop in the time machine.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *get in the time machine with 1980's Leni*
1980's Leni Loud: The Krusty Krab. Here we come.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Leni and 1980's Leni on the time machine disappears.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: *arrives in the time machine at a destroyed Bikini Bottom*
Lincoln Loud: Wait, this isn't the Krusty Krab. The whole city is destroyed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What's happened here? Hello, where is everybody?
Patrick Star: Do you think Larry was in that jail cell for a reason.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* The Krusty Krab!
Slide transition cuts to the outside of the Krusty Krab.
1980's Leni Loud: It's still standing.
Lincoln Loud: But look, that mail hasn't been picked up today. *shows letters in front of the Krusty Krab*
Patrick Star: Right.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We better use the secret entrance.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: *appear in the stove*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, all we have to do is be very very quiet.
Patrick Star: Gotcha pal.
Leni Loud: I got it. *throws stove top causing a chain reaction of loud noises*
Patrick Star: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: *looks through the cabin window and see 1x1x1x1 eating the Krabby Patties*
Larry Needlemeyer: Help!
Mr. Krabs: Please! I'll be ruined!
Roblox: Don't worry Mr. Krabs, no one was going to pay for them anyway.
This causes Mr. Krabs to cry.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, this is terrible.
Leni Loud: Tell me about it, I never get free food here.
1980's Leni Loud: You're totes so cool, me!
Leni Loud: Yeah!
Roblox: 1x1x1x1, hear my words, don't do it. I can understand if you want to keep me locked up in this jail cell and set me up, but see it in your heart to release these others as they are innocent. Well, maybe not all of them.
Lola Loud: I'm still in the jail cell.
Lori Loud: Me too, Lola.
1x1x1x1: Sorry Roblox, you lost me up in the hear in my words part. I'm unstoppable.
Patrick Star: He's unstoppable.
Lincoln Loud: Only as long as Roblox is locked up.
Leni Loud: Lincoln, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, Triple Gooberberry Sundays tonight after we free them.
Patrick Star: Ah no, but I like your idea better!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Make ready the disguise.
1980's Leni Loud: Yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln, Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: *hides in the stove and hop over to where 1x1x1x1 is*
1x1x1x1: *doesn't notice the stove* Hehe.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, now! *shuffles the stove next to the stage without 1x1x1x1 noticing them*
Roblox: Please, no more!
Lincoln Loud: Quick Patrick, unlock it before he sees us.
Patrick Star: You got it. *reaches for the lock* Lincoln, scooch back a little. *to the Wizard* Excuse me. Okay got it.
Lincoln Loud: Better hurry up Patrick, he's getting bored.
Patrick Star: Don't rush me! Okay got it!
The jail cell disappears and everyone is free.
Roblox: *steals 1x1x1x1*
1x1x1x1: Hey, put me down you idiot.
Larry Needlemeyer: Hehe, I was just kidding man. *walks off, then looks back*
He thinks he's escaped until Roblox runs in front of him.
Larry Needlemeyer: No No, please, I-I-I never meant to…
Roblox: Larry, I have tried all my life to be gentle, but this time you have.. *looks behind him and notices the destroyed the city* Are you responsible for all this destruction!?
Larry Needlemeyer: Don't send me back to jail man, I-I-I…
Roblox: Jail?! Why Larry, you have just given me the best birthday present I ever received! You finally learn to do your job. *to 1x1x1x1* As for you, 1x1x1x1. You're going to jail for a long time. *to Cop #42 and points at 1x1x1x1* Officer, arrest that hacker.
1x1x1x1: No no please. I don't want to go to jail.
Cop #42: *arrests 1x1x1x1* You're going to jail, hacker. *sends 1x1x1x1 in the police car, then drives off*
1x1x1x1: NOOOOOOOOO!
Roblox: Now I know when my reign comes to a close, I'll have a worthy successor and that's all I could really hope for as an admin *sobs* and as your father, come here you.
Roblox and Larry Needlemeyer: *hugs each other*
Larry Needlemeyer: Aww Roblox, I love you man.
Everyone cheers and whistles and celebrates.
Roblox: Now let's go home Larry.
They enter the carriage.
Daisy: Too do loo.
All: *continues cheering*
Leni Loud: Linky, this was the best Siblings Day ever! I'm never gonna forget this!
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni. Happy Siblings Day to you, too.
1980's Leni Loud: Bye, you guys.
Leni Loud: Bye.
Leni and 1980's Leni Loud: *hugs each other*
1980's Leni Loud: *waves to Leni*
Leni Loud: *waves to Leni 1980's*
1980's Leni Loud: *goes to the time machine*
1980's Leni on the time machine disappears.
Mr. Krabs: Roblox and friends wait! What about the party? What about me restaurant?
Roblox: *from my car* Oh, yes. Many thanks to whoever you are. It was the best day I could have ever hoped for, and it's all because of your little boy there. None of this would've happened if it wasn't for his actions! *my car disappears*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Did you hear that, Roblox said this was all because of me.
Lincoln Loud: No, I beg Roblox.
Leni Loud: Well Spongey, that's-
Sadie the Fish: Did you hear that, Roblox said this was all because of that guy!
Citizens with torches, pitchforks, splinters, and other weapons form a mob with the damaged city in the background.
Fish Policeman: He did, did he!
Bud Grouse: *angrily* Yeah! *points to SpongeBob* SpongeBob did! Roblox said that!
Scoots from The Loud House: Let's get him, guys!
Leni Loud: Ahh, Linky.
Lincoln Loud: Yes Leni?
Leni Loud: Do you think now's a good time to get those Triple Gooberberry Sundae you were talking about?
Lincoln Loud: I think now would be an excellent time.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Run faster, guys. Run.
The episode ends with SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni screaming and running away whilst getting chased by the angry mob and it says "THE END".
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