Wonkavator

Wonkavator is a song paroding the song 'Elevator', which is a swearing song (Elevator, not this song)
== Lyrics ==
Willy Wonka: All aboard, okay, next stop, Television Room
I'll meet you down there
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator
Chocolaters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Cs try to play me, they use bars as instruments
Woopsa that a chocolating bee.
You may think I love chocolate because of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, choco's in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does
You wouldn't listen kids, I tried to warn ya when you started
I never thought it'd come to this, I outta just be honest but
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator
Wonkavator in my factory, I'll smell ya later
Yeah, for every time you ride down the chocolate street
Or hideout, drive by my factory and beep
Mase in your face chocos, 
This is my factory, all nine thousand feet
Stand above 'em, just to cut the wonkaing cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em fall all the way to the TV Room, yelling stop!
There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met the Oompa Loompas.
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later,
I'm living in a factory with an amazing Wonkavator
This liftevator's awesome, yeah, greating Wonkavator
Living in a house with an amazing Wonkavator