Stereotypes/Transcript

The following is a transcript of Stereotypes, the 7th episode of comedy web series A Dose of Buckley.
==Transcript==
Intro by Buckley's then-girlfriend
Laughter is a best medicine, but for those of you who offend easily, hopefully crying is a close second. 
It's A Dose Of Buckley.
I have to believe that stereotypes came from extremely logical people, even if they're used today by a bunch of ignorant fucks.
I mean, I consider myself to be a person of above average intelligence who is quite logical, and, recently, my girlfriend, who I live with, lent a plunger to a neighbor, this old Spanish lady, and I really didn't expect it back. It cost a dollar and a quarter, and, quite frankly, I didn't want it back, it was in her toilet.
But, anyway, she returns it, and with the plunger, she brings a bag of blueberry bagels as a thank you.
Now, I will admit I know very little about various Spanish cultures, but now, I believe that all Spanish ladies reward people who help them with bagels.
Why? Well, because I'm logical.
And 100% of all Spanish ladies, myself or my girlfriend has helped out, has rewarded us with bagels.
And that's how stereotypes got started, I bet.
They weren't mean spirited. Take for example the whole "Black people love fried chicken and watermelon" stereotype.
I bet back in the 30's, 40's, 50's, whenever the Christ it was, some mathematician saw a few black people out picnicking, and they were eating fried chicken and watermelon, and he said to his other learned friends: "Well, it would appear that those colored folks enjoy fried chicken and watermelon."
And then some douchebag hick turned it into: "Them negros, all them fuckin' eat is fried chicken and watermelon."
Which really isn't all that derogatory anyway, except for the "negro" part.
Nothing wrong with fried chicken and watermelon, nor is it true. I've known many black people who also enjoy other fine artery clogging foods like tacos, burgers, and even deep fried donuts.
And see, there's another stereotype. They're all hicks or either bigots, or racists.
Though most of the ones you may have run across probably are well, I'd like to defend them, it's simply not true.
After all, many of them are too busy fucking their sisters to be out making racist comments.
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