BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed

The titular main character from the animated sitcom with the same name, BoJack Horseman, and the talking horse from the American television situation comedy with the same name, Mr. Ed clashes against each other, to see which one of the two talking horses will prevail.
BoJack Horseman Background: Inside his house
Mr. Ed Background: His stable
Beat: Western Grimy
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CARTOONS VS HISTORY
BOJACK HORSEMAN
VS
MR ED
BEGIN!
=== Mr. Ed ===
(starts at 0:23)
Mister Ed starts Filmways, don't let it go to your head
This asinine BoJackass will be left unemployed and dead!
I spit rhymes way quicker than the bullets of Clint Eastwood
Leaving this Grumpy more abused than his family ever could
I’m respected by lil’ kids, but I can also get diabolic
On this dirty alcoholic who should never mess with this appleaholic
You're like an anthro Family Guy, and wow is your story bad!
How did a Season 2 come out? That left me really sad
=== BoJack Horseman ===
(0:46)
I’m going apocalyptic on this crappy animalistic
Horse talking about ‘’bad’’ shows, when yours is clearly neolithic
This soft piece of Bamboo will step back when I spit sick
I can assure you, your raps are whacker than literal horse shit
Quit Horsin’ Around bitch, for me you’re not a real threat
Just a superstitious filly who’s momma’s a buck up wreck
Ladies love THIS PlayHorse, while you're in some other Lane I'm sure
Face it, the only girl you could ever ride is that Postal, Wilbur
=== Mr. Ed ===
(1:09)
Hey WIIIIiiiLLLBUR, this guy thinks he can have me done!
I’m a more respected equine than you could ever become
Leave you stomped underneath my hooves, till you’ll beg for mercy
You’re so unworthy, I’ll prove to you right now who can get horsy
Your Horsin' Around is why that crappy show got cancelled!
A surly sire so slushed, his waves are up and scrambled
Any Little Pony would be ten times more a foe, Horseman
Guess I’m not the first mister that you hate now, you low horse, man!
=== BoJack Horseman ===
(1:31)
Still spittin’? Whaaaaaaaa haha, get out of here!
Clean up your shit, Ed! You won't ever cause me fear
If you think you're the best on deck you can watch the public disagree
Cause your lip syncing is more horrible than that of Bruce Lee
You don’t have the slightest clue of what this intense steed can do to you
If you try to step to me, I’ll turn your ass into black and white glue
You're such a wreck the Posts should put you up for adoption!
'Ed off the internet, I have the glory, and your fanfare's misbegotten
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES: CART-
(The logo can be seen riding a horse.)
-OONS VS HISTORY! WAHOOO !!!
== Navigation ==
 Epic Rap Battles: Cartoons vs History
 	
Season 1: 	Ötzi vs Fred Flintstone • Chowder vs Gordon Ramsay • The Beast vs Jack the Ripper • Eren Jaeger vs David • Michael Bay vs Wile E. Coyote • Dr. Frankenstein vs Dr. Jumba • Barney Stinson vs Johnny Bravo • BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed • Queen Elsa vs The Phantom of the Opera • Omi vs Percy Jackson • Noah vs Ash Ketchum • Dynamo vs Yugi Muto • Bear Grylls vs Yogi Bear • Naruto vs Batman • Inside Out vs Sigmund Freud
Season 2: 	BoJack Horseman vs Mr. Ed 2 • L vs Sherlock Holmes • Bart Simpson vs Banksy • Richard the Lionheart vs Simba • Steve Jobs vs Seto Kaiba • Raven vs Poe • Wirt & Greg vs Lewis & Clark • Doraemon vs The Terminator • We Bare Bears vs The Three Bears • Ant-Man vs Atom Ant • Atticus Finch vs Harvey Birdman • Vladimir Lenin vs Lelouch vi Britannia • RoboCop vs Inspector Gadget • Black Panther vs Pink Panther • The Zodiac Killer vs Bill Cipher • Indominus Rex vs Littlefoot • Pitch Black vs Freddy Krueger • Jay Gatsby vs Pinkie Pie • Kenny vs Deadpool • Jason Voorhees vs Lazlo • Piccolo vs Martian Manhunter • Han Solo vs Spike Spiegel • Bambi vs Shaka Zulu • Light Yagami vs Adolf Hitler
Bonus Battles:	Dante Alighieri vs The Seven Deadly Sins