Hibernation Heist 2!

== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - The Squirrels are finally back in a brand new hunt for food and survival. Once again they are low on food for hibernation and this time Mario's house isnt an option as their tree has been chopped down. Now as the squirrels are at the brink of dying, they decide to take shelter in a nut factory that just open. However as the squirrels are scavenging the place, the owner of the nut factory senses them around and sends out 3 bulldogs named Shredder, Ripjaw and Meatsack to go hunt them down and shred them. Will the squirrels gather enough food and leave to find a home, or will they become the bulldog's chow.
(The short starts Squirrel 1 sound asleep peacefully. That peacefulness all comes to a stop when the tree starts shaking)
Squirrel 1: WHAT THE!?
(Squirrel 3 runs into his room)
Squirrel 3: DUDE! WAKE UP!
Squirrel 1: What's happening? Are we having an earthquake!?
Squirrel 3: NO! WORSE! SOMEONES CUTTING DOWN OUR TREE!
Squirrel 1: WHAT!?
Squirrel 3: WE NEED TO GET EVERY SQUIRREL OUT OF HERE PRONTO!
(Squirrel 3 runs off)
Squirrel 1: Oh dear god.
(Squirrel 1 looks out a window and sees Simmons chopping down a tree while Mario is seen laying on a beach chair watching)
Mario: Im gonna make sure those squirrels dont rob me this hibernation year.
(Mario drinks some lemonade)
Squirrel 1: Oh s***.
(Squirrel 1 runs over to a room and knocks on the door)
Squirrel 1: RED! OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!
(Squirrel 5 opens the door)
Squirrel 5: Whats going on? Why's the whole place shaking?
Squirrel 1: The tree is being chopped down! You need to escape quick!
Squirrel 5: OH S***!
(Squirrel 5 runs off. Squirrel 3 is seen running into the kitchen)
Squirrel 3: GUYS GUYS! THE TREE IS COLLAPSING! GET OUT OF HERE QUICK!
Squirrel 2: Uh oh!
Squirrel 4: SERIOUSLY!?
Squirrel 6: I think i just s*** the floor.
(The squirrels run out of the tree)
Squirrel 2: 3... 4... 5... Wait. We're missing someone.
(Female Squirrel's screams is heard from the tree. Squirrel 1 runs up the tree)
Squirrel 3: WAIT!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DONT BE A HERO! THATS HOW PEOPLE DIE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCKALYPSE!
(Squirrel 1 runs into the tree)
Squirrel 1: Where are you dear?!
(Squirrel 1 hears her screams from upstairs. He runs upstairs into Female Squirrel's room and sees that she's trapped under a bunch of tree bark. He quickly moves the bark out of the way and grabs her)
Squirrel 1: We dont have much time! Hurry!
(The two run out of the tree right as it falls to the ground. The squirrels then hide into a bush)
Simmons: There you go. That's the tree cut down for you.
Mario: Well done. Thanks to you i wont have to worry about those pesky squirrels robbing my house.
Simmons: Wait, that was a squirrel home? Cause if it was, im calling wild animal protection services.
Mario: Uh no! Squirrels dont live there! That was a rat home.
Simmons: A rat tree?
Mario: Y-yes!
Simmons: Aight. Well nobody likes rats. They are pretty pesky creatures.
Mario: True. Now im gonna chop of this tree for fire wood for the winter.
(Mario gives Simmons $500)
Mario: Heres your pay!
Simmons: Pleasure doing buisness with ya!
(Simmons leaves as Mario enters his house to get some stuff. The squirrels look in disbelief as their tree has been chopped down)
Squirrel 4: Our home.
Squirrel 3: It's gone.
(Female Squirrel breaks into tears as Squirrel 1 comforts him)
Squirrel 1: Its alright. We can always find a new home.
Squirrel 2: New home!?
Squirrel 6: Our generation of squirrels lived in that tree for decades!
Squirrel 5: Nothing could ever replace our beloved tree, and now its gone forever.
Squirrel 2: N-not to mention winters coming again. Not only will we not get any food, but we dont have a place to live in either.
Squirrel 1: I'm sure we will find a place to stay. Now lets stop wasting time, and try to find a new home.
(The squirrels agree and they all set off as Mario appears and chops the tree into fire wood. It shows a montage of the squirrels roaming around pensacola looking for a home but to no avail. They try moving into another tree, but are kicked out by another group of squirrels. They keep doing this for every tree they find only to get kicked out by more squirrels who have took over the tree already. Eventually they are kicked out by their last tree by some gangster squirrels)
Squirrel 3: OW MY ASS!
Squirrel 2: Please! Every single tree in pensacola is taken over. We need to find home!
Gangster Squirrel 1: Well that seams like your problem.
Gangster Squirrel 2: Well i mean, we could let you in if...
(The gangster squirrels look at the female squirrel)
Squirrel 1: NO! You are not touching my beloved!
Ganger Squirrel 3: Then sorry kid. Guess the tree is all ours.
(The gangster squirrels laugh as they slam the tree door)
Squirrel 2: DAMN IT! That was the last tree in Pensacola!
Squirrel 6: I guess we might as well face it. We're toast.
Squirrel 1: Well guys, our home doesn't have to be a tree! We could take place in an abandoned building or something.
Squirrel 3: Well I guess that could work, but what about food?
Squirrel 4: Yo guys, take a look over there!
(The squirrels look into a shop window that is showing a bunch of TVs. The news plays)
Goodman: BREAKING NEWS MKAY! A brand new factory has opened up in Pensacola! It is a peanut factory that produces nuts, chocolate nuts, caramel nuts, peanuts, peanut butter, peanut oil, every single peanut thing you can imagine! It is owned by Mr. Peanut. Here is a press conference with him. To you, Brooklyn Guy.
(It then shows a press conference with Brooklyn Guy and Mr. Peanut)
Brooklyn Guy: Thank you Goodman. I am here with Mr. Peanut, the mascot of Planters and the founder of Mr. Peanut's Nut Factory! So Mr. Peanut, can you tell us how do you feel about opening a peanut factory?
Mr. Peanut: Well many people would say it would be like human trafficking, but im a peanut so what does it matter? My Peanut factory is the best nut factory in the entire city of pensacola, and i tell you I feel like a pretty happy nut.
Brooklyn Guy: Well back to you Goodman!
Goodman: Thank you Brooklyn Guy! Mr. Peanut's Nut Factory is set to open tommorow morning and is currently starting work on many nuts for the town of pensacola!
Squirrel 3: Woah.
Squirrel 5: A nut factory!
Squirrel 6: We got to get in there!
Female Squirrel: Im not so sure bout that guys.
Squirrel 2: How so?
Squirrel 5: We've been through Mario's house, we can get through this!
Female Squirrel: Well thats the thing! Mario's house was just a house! This is an entire building! It can have god knows how many cameras and traps they have there!
Squirrel 6: She does have a point.
Squirrel 1: Well its worth a shot! Like what Red said, we can get through Mario, we can at least try to get through this!
Female Squirrel: Well if your confident I am. But im still not sure.
Squirrel 1: It will be fine dear. We will find a way to get in there and steal as much as we need for the winter. Then we will quickly find shelter and hibernate there.
Squirrel 2: Right! Lets go find this factory!
Squirrel 6: Right!
Squirrel 3: LETS DO THIS!
Squirrel 4: YEET!
(The squirrels run off. It then cuts to Mr. Peanut's Nut Factory where Mr. Peanut is seen exiting the factory with two suited men. He then locks the door behind him)
Mr. Peanut: Right. Now that the door is locked, we shall return to the factory tommorow.
Suited Man 1: Very well sir.
Suited Man 2: But what if anyone was to break in?
Mr. Peanut: If anyone is to break into my establishment, I have hired three bulldogs named Shredder, Ripjaw and Meatsack to guard the place until morning. Now how about we go to Sportsters for the night. Dinner is on me!
Suited Man 1: Splendid sir!
Suited Man 2: I can't wait to try the pizza rolls!
(The three walk off. The squirrels then hop out of a nearby bush)
Squirrel 2: Alright! They are gone!
(The squirrels look up at the locked door)
Squirrel 2: Looks like they locked the door.
Squirrel 3: Oh thanks for telling us, captain obvious.
Squirrel 2: Anyways, to get through im going to need three gears, a crowbar, and some kind of counterbalance-
Squirrel 5: INCOMIIINNNGGGG!
(A boulder is thrown at the door knocking it down)
Squirrel 2: Oh well that works too, I guess.
(It then shows into the Nut Factory. Three bulldogs are asleep when they hear the noise of the door being broken down)
Bulldog 3: WHA?! WHAT WAS THAT!
(Bulldog 1 starts sniffing)
Bulldog 1: That, Meatsack are intruders.
(Bulldog 2 smells)
Bulldog 2: And it smells like Squirrels too, Shredder!
Shredder: Ahh squirrels. One of my favorite snacks.
Meatsack: Oooo nice juicy squirrels!
Shredder: Ripjaw, Meatsack we're gonna be feasting tonight.
Ripjaw: Hell yeah!
Meatsack: This is gonna be great!
Shredder: Alright. We will split up and look for the squirrels that way.
Ripjaw: Got it boss!
Meatsack: Epic!
(The bulldogs split up)
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