Carkinekros

== Profile ==
 In short, she is a tricky crab woman of mysterious and dubious origins, who sells all kinds of marvelous magical; 
superscientific and beyond artifacts and items, to raise money for 
various likely-sinister purposes.
 But, it's never as simple as in short with anyone. And especially not Carkinekros, who's got her fingers in a lot of pies with a lot of comically sleazy economic enterprises, a master merchant and consumnate huckster.
 But she's more a nuisance than a true threat, and there are worse people to buy from/have in your corner. She should know, she buys from 'em!
== Abilities ==
Most of the resilience you'd expect from a very tricky crab woman, but most of her power lies in her massive stock of goods. One man's useless bullshit is another crab's hasty retreat after all!
== Characterization ==
She’s chipper; upbeat and very gregarious, but also egotistical and 
quick to indignance. She’s ambiguously evil and ludicrously ambitious, with 
petty aspirations of conquest. Emphasis on the word petty.
== Additional Info. ==
 She was heavily inspired by legendary/infamous Let’s Player DeceasedCrab and in fact I imagine she speaks in his voice. If you want to get a good idea of how to write her, watch some of Deceased Crab's Let's Play, but also watch some of the Homestar Runner/Strong Bad shorts with Bubs in them, because Bubs was also weirdly influential in how I write her. 
 She has a weird fetish for horseshoe crabs and being turned into a horseshoe crab-person specifically, that she gets really defensive and in-denial-y about even when it is comically obvious. 
== Author Commentary ==
Made with the blessing (I think) of Deceased Crab himself, she's become one of my most popular characters, and one of my favorite to write! If only because it's really fun to write a character you can come up with strange and mysterious bullshit to sell who has absolutely zero scruples!
If anyone can convince the (notoriously cantankerous) DC to allow use of his voice clips to make an UTAU-loid of her, please do so.
== Major Appearances (If Any) ==
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== License ==
This character is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
== Blatant Shilling ==
And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, which I previewed this design on ages ago, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
== Gallery ==
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