Bitch Wife Melissa

Bitch Wife Melissa is the Ex-Wife of POSTAL 2 Mike
== Personality ==
A fucking hag
== History ==
When POSTAL 2 Mike and Uncle Dave Mike came into the world, from the sewers, this thing appeared, but it wasn't always so ugly. Bitch Wife Melissa and POSTAL 2 Mike married but then divorced once she got ugly.
== Trivia ==
* She can peel out her eyes and new ones grow
* Can say the first 10 bible verses in Spanish
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