New Kelp Band

New Kelp Band is an episode from season 2 of Welcome To New Kelp SpongeBoy! It aired on the 7th August, 2021. It was written by Spongeboy0009 
== Transcript ==
Narrator: Ahh, New Kelp City. A place fool of damn fools known as fishes. Here you will find our main protagonist, SpongeBoy. Oh, and his friends, didn't you hear? They started a band
(SpongeBoy is walking down the street, greeting people as he walks down the town)
SpongeBoy: Hi Larry, hi Barry, hi Timmy, hi Jimmy, hi Lenny, hi Kenny, hi Benny, hi Joe, hi Margaret, hi Kati-
(SpongeBob approaches SpongeBoy)
SpongeBob: *Sighs* Ya finished greeting everyone?
SpongeBoy: Yep! I'm also getting prepped for the New Kelp Koncert tonight!
SpongeBob: *Smiles* Yeah! I got us a spot in the performances.
SpongeBoy: What about Fred and Bass, are they ready?
SpongeBob: *Sighs* Probably, they are waaay too organized
SpongeBoy: Anyway, catch you later, gotta go and get ready!
(SpongeBoy runs back down the street. Cut to SpongeBoy playing a guitar)
SpongeBoy: This isn't half bad! But.... I need better!
(SpongeBoy picks up his phone and calls Bubble Bass)
SpongeBoy: Hey, Bass! You got a sample of the music you've been practising?
Bubble Bass: (From the phone) Mmhm, let me try.
(A lot of ruffling sounds are heard)
Bubble Bass: (From the phone) Okay! Here *He starts playing music*
SpongeBoy: Wow, I like this. Now I'm thinking I should be doing better...
Bubble Bass: (From the phone) No! Your music is great. *Pause* Got to hang up now, bye
SpongeBoy: *Sighs and picks up his guitar* Time to starts practising more... *He plays a sloppier version of the song Bubble Bass played*
(Cut to SpongeBob & Fred sitting at the cafe)
Fred: I wonder when SpongeBoy will get his part done
SpongeBob: Fred, these things do take a long time...
Fred: o
SpongeBob: But, same...
Fred: And isn't the Concert tonight?
SpongeBob: Oh shi-! It is! I told SpongeBoy it is in 3 days! He needs to be ready now! Let me call him. (SpongeBob grabs his phone and gives SpongeBoy a call)
SpongeBoy: (From the phone) Hey?
SpongeBob: The concert is tonight!
SpongeBoy: (From the phone) I know
SpongeBob: Wait wut
SpongeBoy: (From the phone) I literally said “I'm also getting prepared for the New Kelp Koncert tonight”, duh
SpongeBob: I thought you meant that you were getting prepared tonight!
SpongeBoy: (From the phone) That is understandable, but-
SpongeBob: Nvm, have to go, call you later, also hurry up.
(SpongeBob hangs up)
Fred: What did I just witness
(Cut to a concert, with a fish on a stage)
Fish: - And hellloooo everybody!  Welcome to the annual New Kelp Koncert, I am your host, Joe Mama!
Joe: Let's begin by watching Family Guy Funny moments on TV
(Joe picks up the TV remote and switches the TV on, and Family Guy is on)
Joe: Perfect!
Narrator: Half an hour later..
Joe: Now here we are going to show the bands. First band is... *Grabs paper out of his pocket and reads it* New Kelp Band!
(SpongeBoy, Bubble Bass, Fred and SpongeBob walks out on stage)
SpongeBob: Hello New Kelp!
(They all start playing Never Gonna give you up)
Joe: OH NO, THIS SHOW HAS DEAD MEMES
(The crowd start wildly cheering)
Joe: Oh no
Bubble Bass: (Stops playing for a minute) Oh yes (Plays again)
Joe: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*The episode ends*
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