Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, also known as Weasley & Weasley, was a joke shop located at 93 Diagon Alley founded by Fred and George Weasley.The shop contained practical joke objects, such as Extendable Ears, a Reusable Hangman, Skiving Snackboxes, and Fred and George's special WonderWitch products, such as Love Potions, Ten-Second Pimple Vanishers, and Pygmy Puffs. There was also a section of Muggle Magic Tricks, which were said to have done steady business, despite not being big sellers. The shop also sold a number of defensive magical objects. This establishment started out as an 'owl-post service' led by the twins from the Burrow, and later continued from Hogwarts, selling joke-products until the store front was opened.The shop was the Weasley twins' dream. The seed money for the shop was Harry Potter's Triwizard Tournament 1,000 galleon winnings.
==Location==
250px|thumb|left|93 Diagon Alley
The first official premises of Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes was at 93 Diagon Alley. The shop's exterior was bright and attention grabbing, when compared to the shops that surrounded it. The front left window was full of products that did a variety of things, the right window was covered with a gigantic poster, purple and emblazoned with flashing yellow letters that referenced U-No-Poo.
In 1997, the founders, Fred and George Weasley were known to be looking at buying Zonko's Joke Shop after it closed. However, due to various complications such as Fred's death and the return of Voldemort, it is unclear if this purchase was made.
==History==
===Starting up===
While still students at Hogwarts, Fred and George were inspired to develop a number of practical joke products. They initially developed these products in their room at The Burrow. Their initial efforts were sold as mail-order items using owl post. Their mother discovered the orders while cleaning their room one day. She didn't support their wild ambitions, considering that most of the products that they'd created were dangerous. She also wished them to get jobs in the Ministry of Magic, like their father. Even though she burned the orders, her twin sons still maintained their ambition to open a joke shop. 
To raise money for their shop they bet their life's savings with Ludo Bagman, on the outcome of the Quidditch World Cup. They won, but Bagman paid them off with Leprechaun gold, which vanished after a few hours, wiping out their savings and putting their dream in peril.
Luckily, the twins got the money for the shop through Harry Potter's unwanted Triwizard Tournament winnings of 1,000 Galleons, while the three were alone before disembarking the Hogwarts Express at Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. They reluctantly accepted the winnings only on his insistence, with his only requests being that they not tell Molly where the money came from, and to buy Ron new dress robes without mentioning Harry's name. Since Harry gave them their start-up loan, after establishing their storefront Fred and George in turn insisted that he help himself to whatever he wanted, free of charge.
===Twin's seventh year at Hogwarts===
During their last and unfinished year at Hogwarts, Fred and George tested many of their products on fellow students, wishing to determine if everyone responded the same to their products. Gryffindor prefect Hermione Granger did not approve of this. The twins apparently did not warn the younger students what the sweets would do.
Hermione was furious (while fellow prefect Ron Weasley refused to interfere) and she immediately told the twins and Lee off for experimenting on unsuspecting children. George and Lee tried to reassure her that it was not dangerous, while Fred claimed it was fine since they had paid their subjects, but Hermione insisted that they stop. Fred and George initially scoffed at her attempt to stop them, but immediately backed down when she threatened to tell their mother. Hermione was quite annoyed with Ron for not supporting her in standing up to the twins.
After releasing their Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs and Portable Swamp on school grounds and defecting from Hogwarts in order to rebel against Dolores Umbridge's tyrannical rule, the twins left to fulfil their dreams of opening a joke shop.
Prior to their departure, they offered a discount for any Hogwarts students who would swear to use their products to eliminate Umbridge. Fred and George gave Peeves final instructions just before they left the school. Peeves saluted the twins, this was possibly the first time he had knowingly and willingly obeyed a Hogwarts student.
===The Second Wizarding War===
Argus Filch banned all of Fred and George's products from Hogwarts in 1996. However, as no one paid much attention to things Filch banned, this had little effect. The Triwizard Tournament winnings allowed them to purchase a storefront in Diagon Alley shortly after leaving Hogwarts in April 1996, employing a shop assistant named Verity. 
They also intended to buy Zonko's Joke Shop in Hogsmeade in order to extend their business. However, because of Hogwarts security being raised to the point that all Hogsmeade trips were cancelled, they saw no point to this. However, they did start selling love potions by Owl Order disguised as cough potions, as Argus Filch couldn’t recognise one potion from the other.
The twins were strict with their businesses, as they threatened a boy for attempted shoplifting and charged their younger brother Ron full price for all the products. However, they allowed Harry to take anything he wanted for free, as he was their investor. They also accepted patronage from Draco Malfoy (whom they hated), allowing him to buy Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder, which he would use against Dumbledore's Army later, something Ron would resent the twins for. Their mother, despite not initially approving their dream, was glad to see they managed to make such success and joy in their career.
Although much of their products were meant for fun and games, when the Ministry bought 500 Shield Hats for staff protection, the twins decided to expand their products to a more serious line of Defence Against the Dark Arts, as many bureaucratic employees could not cast so much as a decent Shield Charm. They also made a mockery of Lord Voldemort by placing one of their product's slogan on the front window: U-No-Poo, which led their mother to fear for their lives, but Ron to laugh.
In 1996 the store was packed with customers. When Harry visited he could not get near the shelves. In the summer of 1997, the Death Eaters seized control of the British Ministry of Magic. 
In the spring of 1998, it was discovered that the Weasleys had been helping the fugitive Harry Potter, and the family went into hiding. Although forced to close the shop in Diagon Alley, Fred and George continued to sell their products via mail order while at their Aunt Muriel's. Fred and George both fought in the Battle of Hogwarts, where Fred was killed in an explosion whilst fighting alongside Percy Weasley.
===After the war===
George continued to operate the business after Fred's death, despite never fully getting over the loss of his twin.J.K. Rowling and the Live Chat, Bloomsbury.com, July 30, 2007 Two years after Ron became an Auror, he left the job, stating that he wanted to help his brother George with a shop he had always loved. Already a highly successful emporium, together they were able to turn Weasley's Wizard Wheezes into an even more gigantic money-spinner.
==Products==
The shop was filled with boxes that were piled to the ceiling. When entering the shop the boxes that were in sight were the Skiving Snackboxes. The Nosebleed Nougat were the most popular, only one battered box was left on the shelf. Within sight of the door on the way to the counter were bins full of trick wands. Near the trick wands there was boxes of quills. 
There were reusable hangmen located at the counter. Patented Daydream Charms were a large display near the counter. The WonderWitch products were near the daydream charms next to the window. The WonderWitch products were a array of violently pink products that attracted the attention of girls. A cage of Pygmy Puffs was located there as well.Towards the back of the shop was a stand of Muggle magic tricks. Near the Muggle magic tricks was a tub labelled edible dark marks. The more serious products that focused on Defence Against the Dark Arts were located in the back behind a certain out of sight. The packaging on these products were more subdued and less flashy.
===Product packaging===
Dung Bombs from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.jpg|Dungbomb
Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs.JPG|Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs
DemonDungCrackers.jpg|Demon Dung
BoxingTelescope.jpg|Boxing telescope
ThorsThunderCracker.jpg|Thor's Thunder Cracker
Bottles of U-No-Poo (Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes product).JPG|U-No-Poo
Sticky Trainers-0.jpg|Sticky Trainers
JinxOffPackage.jpg|Jinx-Off
Wonder Witch.jpg|WonderWitch
DiabolicDareDevils.jpg|Diabolic Dare Devils
BasicBlazeBox.jpg|Fred Weasley's Basic Blaze Box
BombtasticBombPackage.jpg|Bombtastic Bomb
GeorgesCompendiumBoxofPyrotechtrix.jpg|George's Compendium Box of Pyrotechtrix
Screaming Yo-Yo from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes.jpg|Screaming Yo-yo
PeaceDisturbers.jpg|Peace Disturbers
WeatherinaBottle.jpg|Weather in a Bottle
Comb-a-chameleon.jpg|Comb-a-Chameleon
BangBangBogartBanger.jpg|Bang Bang Boggart Banger
Loonar Loop Luminator.jpg|Loonar Loop Luminators
Silver Sparkling Snakes.jpg|Silver Sparkling Snakes
ElectricShockShakeBox.jpg|Electric Shock Shake
FeatheryFlamingoFlameFuzzer.jpg|Feathery Flamingo Flame Fuzzer
MiraculousMysticMayhemMakers.jpg|Miraculous Mystic Mayhem Makers
Skiving snackbox.jpg|Skiving Snackbox
===Items sold===
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|-|Joke products=
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes sold a large variety of magical products. These included simple things, objects with advanced magical abilities, and Pygmy Puffs.
*Anti Gravity Hats – "Ruin a gentleman's day by making his hat fly away!"
*Aviatomobile – a flying toy car. Costs 3 sickles and 11 knuts. Possibly made in the likeness of their father's flying car.
*Boxing telescope – when squeezed, gives the user a black eye which is almost impossible to remove (Hermione Granger was a victim of one in 1996). Costs 12 sickles and 26 knuts.
*Broom Broom kit
*Bruise removal paste
*Bubble machine
*Canary Cream 7 Sickles
*Comb-a-Chameleon
*Creepy Crawlies
*Demon Box
*Dungbombs
*Electric Shock Shake
*Extendable Ears – used to hear voices at the other end of the ear.
*Fanged Flyer
*Fanged Frisbee
*Happy Bubble Box
*Headless Hats – make the wearer's head invisible (along with the hat itself).
*Loonar Loop Luminators costs 1 Galleon 6 Sickles 3 Knuts
*Lucky Dip
*Magical Moustache Miracle Stubble Grow
*Mega Box
*Mysterious Midnight Moon Madness
*Nose Biting Teacup
*Otters Fizzy Orange Juice
*Out to Lunch Fake Moustache
*Penelope's Purple Pussy Cats
*Portable Swamp – creates a swamp when used.
*Quality Weasley Goods
*Quills – in Smart Answer, Self Inking and Spell Checking varieties.
*Reusable Hangman – "Spell It Or He'll Swing."
*Rubby O’Chicken
*Screaming Yo-yo 5 Galleons
*Self-propelling Custard Pies
*Self-Writing Quill
*Shimmering Silver Salt Drops
*Sticky Trainers
*Sunny Spells
*Tiny Twister
*Trick wands – turn into a variety of unexpected things when waved. The cheapest into rubber chickens or briefs when waved, the most expensive beating user around the head.
*U-No-Poo – a causative product with a name meant to parody "You-Know-Who" (causes constipation).
*Umbridge on Unicycle
*Unlucky Dip
*Weasley Authentic
*Weasley Joke Box
*Weasley's Snowstorm
*Weasley's Wet Weather
*Weasley’s Wonderous Wands
*Weasleys' Dragon Roasted Nuts
*Weather in a Bottle
|-|Explosive Enterprises=
A Range of Fireworks. This group of fireworks included the original Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-Bangs, as well as a variety of new and creative pyrotechnic products.
*Bang Bang Boggart Banger
*Bombtastic Bomb
*Box 'O' Rockets
*Crystal Incantation Comet
*Demon Dung Crackers
*Diabolic Dare Devils
*Dragon Fire
*Exploding Whizz Poppers
*Feathery Flamingo Flame Fuzzer
*Fred-N-Georges' Pyrotechnics Compendium
*Fred Weasley's Basic Blaze Box
*George's Compendium Box of Pyrotechtrix
*Loonar Loop Luminators
*Miraculous Mystic Mayhem Makers
*Peace Disturber
*Rocket Box
*Silver Sparkling Snakes
*Spectrum Splasher
*Thestral Thrasher
*Thor's Thunder Cracker
*Voodoo Fountain
*Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs – unstoppable fireworks that violently explode when hit by a stunning spell and multiply by ten at any attempt to vanish them. These include a shocking-pink Catherine wheel, fire-breathing dragons, sparklers that spell out profanity, rockets with long tails of silver stars, and standard firecrackers. When any two types collide, they make new effects. Include Basic Blaze Box and Deflagration Deluxe. Created by Fred and George in their final year at Hogwarts, they used these fireworks as a protest against the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher and new Headmistress, Professor Umbridge.
*Whack Trance Whammy Rocket
|-|Muggle Magic=
Muggle magic tricks/pranks – for "freaks like [their] dad", not a real money spinner.
*Edurado’s Unbreakable Eggs
*The Haunted Deck
*Just Like That Hat
*Mary’s Magic Mice
*Miraphorus Magic Set
*Repeating Rabbit
*Saunders' Invisible Silk
*Smith & Co. Tick Tock Clock
*Soldiers On Parade|Soldiers on Parade
|-|Defence objects=
*Decoy Detonators – when dropped they run away and explode out of sight, giving the person a diversion if necessary.
*Jinx-Off
*Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder – When thrown into the air, this powder covers everything around it in darkness, which cannot be penetrated by spells like the Wand-Lighting Charm or Fire-Making Spell although the Hand of Glory can be used to see through it. It is used by Draco Malfoy against the members of Dumbledore's Army while smuggling Death Eaters into Hogwarts through the Room of Requirement.
*''Shield Hats, Cloaks and Gloves – used by the Ministry of Magic for defence against enemy forces, using a Shield Charm.
|-|WonderWitch=
Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes products designed and marketed for witches. The whole display is violently pink. Although they were soon banned from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with the rest of the Weasley Wizard Wheezes products, they could be sent in disguised as ordinary perfume or other such bottled products such as cough potions as a part of the mail order service.
*Calamity Lotion
*Crush Blush
*Cupid Crystals
*Everlasting Eyelashes
*First Love Beguiling Bubbles
*Flirting Fancies
*Heartbreak Teardrops
*Kissing Concoction
*Love is Blind Eye Serum
*Love Potions – that when drunk, will give the drinker an obsession with the one who bought the drink (love being impossible to manufacture). They work for up to twenty-four hours at a time, depending on the weight of the boy and attractiveness of the girl. Like all love potions the effects can increase the longer they're kept. This potion is very strong and only a very skilled potioneer can make the cure for the love potions.
*Patented Daydream Charms – virtually undetectable highly realistic thirty-minute daydreams (side-effects can be: slight drooling and a dazed expression, Not for sale for wizards under 16).
*''Pygmy Puffs – miniature puffskeins with pink or purple fur. They have small, beady eyes and ears. Ginny Weasley was a known owner of Arnold the Pygmy Puff.
*Ten-Second Pimple Vanisher, excellent on everything from boils to blackheads.
*Twilight Moonbeams
|-|Sweets=
*Canary Creams – temporarily transfigures the eater into a canary.
*Candy In a Can – "This product contains candy"
*''Edible Dark Marks – "They'll make anyone sick!"
*Jumping Snakes
*Skiving Snackbox – A Skiving Snackbox is a range of sweets to make the user ill. The user develops strange symptoms depending on the type of snack eaten. The purpose of these was to make a student appear unable to stay in class. Most came in two colour-coded parts: one that would cause the malady, and one that would heal the pupil once they had left class. It should be noted that nosebleed nougat is most popular. They include: Fainting Fancies, Fever Fudge, Nosebleed Nougat, and Puking Pastilles.
*Sugar Hexes
*Ton-Tongue Toffee – (tested by the Weasley twins on Dudley Dursley) - when eaten, they cause the tongue to rapidly swell and turn purple.
*Wakefields Off the Record Glow in the Dark Gum, glow in the dark bubblegum.
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==Additional services==
Owl Order Service was used by various business in order to deliver their products to buyers. The Daily Prophet used this service to deliver their newspapers and so does Weasley's Wizard Wheezes to deliver a wide range of products. The twins would send them disguised as perfumes and cough potions.Fred and George Weasley did this in order to smuggle banned items from Weasley's Wizard Wheezes into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. They did this under the nose of caretaker Argus Filch, disguising the products as perfumes and cough potions. Information regarding this service was explained on the back of the WonderWitch products the twins showed Hermione Granger and their sister Ginny in the summer of 1996.
==Associates==
Harry Potter.jpg|Harry Potter (Investor)
PHELPS2-1.jpg|Fred Weasley † (Founder)
DH promo front closeup George Weasley.jpg|George Weasley (Founder/Co-Manager)
Ron Weasley.jpg|Ron Weasley (Co-Manager)
Verity.png|Verity (Employee)
==Uniform==
All employees at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes wore a magenta robe. Harry Potter noted that these robes clashed magnificently with Fred and George's red hair.
==Behind the scenes==
*Filch's ban on the store's products did not span to Pygmy Puffs, as Ginny Weasley takes her Pygmy Puff, Arnold, into Hogwarts.
*The Half-Blood Prince film's graphic designer, Eduardo Lima revealed that there are more than 300 names of products they had invented just for the film adaptation of "Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes". DVD 2nd-disc Special Feature: Close-Up with the cast of Harry Potter - Art with Bonnie Wright.
*Because Harry did not give his Triwizard Winnings over to Fred and George onscreen in the film version of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, it is not clear just how the Weasley twins were able to establish Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes in the first place in the film adaption of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
*The cash register used in the sixth film was bought off of eBay.'Harry Potter': 20 Surprising Facts About Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes Shop
*Despite the rebellious nature of some of these products, the twins were nevertheless subject to certain Ministry regulations.
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==Notes and references==
Category:Entire Diagon Alley
Category:Known Joke Shops
Category:Organisations
Category:Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes