B90210-20

==Battletech 90210 - Chapter 20 -==
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===Episode 20===
Melissa: You two have just got to stop fighting. One day I'll be gone and all this will be yours, Victor.
Kathy and Vic: (together) Don't remind me.....
(Kathy and Vic give each other a sidelong glance)
Melissa: When Victor's on New Avalon, Peter will be regent on Tharkad, and Kathy will run New Avalon while you are here. (Looks to Victor)
(KATHY THINKS--NEW AVALON. Hmmmmm, potential)
((CUT TO KATHY's INNER DREME SEQUENCE))
((the scene from Lord of the Rings with Frodo and the Lady of the wood))
Kathy: Instead of a midget there will be a queen! Beautiful and powerful and all will look upon me and love me! Those who will not only know despair! hahaha!
Arthur: Kathy?
((Still in Dream))
Kathy: ALL WILL KNEEL TO MY Golden Majesty!!!
Arthur: (shoves Kathy) K A T H Y !!!
Kathy: (enraged) what?!
Arthur: (smiling) Were you pretending to be a god? Cause this one time at Wobbie school, HeadMistress Aziz gave us all peyote and told us to find Blake! It was so Funny! All I saw was break dancing Enforcers on Robinson! Then I saw Jesus and I asked him where Blake was and he shrugged, it was soooooo cool. Then Mistress Aziz gave us soooo much phenobarbitol until I came down, but that was OK. Cause because this one time at Wobbieeeeeeeee...(shudders, collapses)
Peter: (holstering the tazer) I can't help the feeling I am going to get in a lot of trouble one of these days messing with a bunch of religious zealots.
Kathy: Did you hear? You get Tharkad!
Peter: Huh?
Kathy: Someday Tharkad will be (crosses fingers) yours!
Vic: Maybe Kathy should get Tharkad.
Melissa: Why?
Vic: Cold, white, frigid, pale, barren...it suits her.
Kathy: Maybe it will be mine. Maybe New Avalon will be mine. Maybe all the worlds of the Inner Sphere will be mine.
((CUT TO NEW DREAM SEQUENCE))
** sung to VENUS by BANANARAMA**
Kathy on the mountain top
My hair is like a golden flame
Get the Lyrans to despise Victor
and take Katrina as my name....WOW!
^^CHORUS^^
I'm gonna rock on!
Tharkad! New Ava-lon!
I'm your Archon! Your First Princess!
The white mistress!
Got to set the boys up right!
Put the people in a trance!
And just when Victor's not ready.....
I'll send Mom some plants! ......BOOM!
**CHORUS**
Yvonne: Kathy? (snaps fingers in Kathy's face)
Kathy: (sighs) Yes? (looks at Yvonne), don't you feel bad about not getting any power, oops...Did I mean authority?
Yvonne: Nah, I think Victor will find a way to include me.
Kathy: I'm sure he'll give you a good job.
Yvonne: I'm sure you'll do a good job to, Vic. (rolls eyes)
Arthur: (shaking head) Whoa! Did I get shocked again?? You know one time at Wobbie school I was told to french kiss the HPG transmitter and I... (convulses, collapses)
Melissa: Peter!
Vic: When did you upgrade to the double-barrel model?
Peter: Last time I stopped by the Lyran armory. Aunt Nondi was PISSED though. She told me the next time I walked in there was over her dead body.
Melissa: Aunt Nondi was always a little severe.
Vic: I don't know, she doesn't like me either.>
Yvonne: No kidding, I thought only the Wobbies gave you that SPAWN OF THE DEVIL crap. Maybe we should get Arthur out of Wobbie school, Mom.
Melissa: Why?
Yvonne: For starters, he prayed to the alarm clock to wake him up this morning. then the morning calisthenics (mimics Arthur)
2..4..6..8..In Blake's name, we violate!
3..5..7..9..Send Fox's kid a valentine!
It's just too creepy.
Vic: Got to run guys...Going to meet Omi at the Foxhole!
Kathy: But what if something ever happens to Victor (crosses fingers) God forbid!
(The other siblings roll their eyes)
Melissa: Then you would be the Archon-Princess.
((BACK TO VENUS))
Kathy: Here I sit upon my throne!
I curl up in a ball and coo!
Got to feel bad for poor Victor
Cause now Omi's bought it too, HA!
**CHORUS**
((L O U D EXPLOSION SENDS EVERYONE SCRAMBLING))
Kathy: Oh no! Victor was killed by a cell phone bomb! Waaaaaaahhhhh!
(Melissa's cell phone goes off)
Arthur: Is Kathy psy-chic?
Yvonne: No psy-cho..
Melissa: Yes? Oh, thank goodness. What? Sure, I'll tell her for you..love you....bye.
Yvonne: Who was that?
Melissa: Victor. He let Vlad use his cell phone to call Kathy.
Peter: (whispers to Yyvonne) No wonder she digs Vlad. It's all the white body casts he ends up in.
Yvonne: No kidding what are we going to do about those two?
Peter: (winks) I'll take the top half, you take the bottom?
Yvonne:(winks) You got a deal...Who'd ever thought we'd be brokering for power?
Kathy: Did someone say power?!
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