Bart Simpson/Quotes

These are some quotes by Bart Simpson.
 
==Season 1==
===Bart the Genius===
Bart: Kwyjibo — a big dumb balding North American ape with no chin.
Bart: Well, if you're damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Bart: Come on, Mom!
Bart: You think I'm dumb enough to fall for that? I'm insulted.
===The Telltale Head===
Bart: Oh, Space Mutants 4! Drop me off! Drop me off!
===Some Enchanted Evening===
Bart: Ask if there's a reward.Lisa: Is there a reward? If she's convicted we get t-shirts.
==Season 2==
===Treehouse of Horror===
Bart: I like to call this story Hungry are the Damned.
Bart: Ew, baby spit! YOU suck
===Bart Gets Hit by a Car===
Bart: Hey, cool, I'm dead.
===Three Men and a Comic Book===
Milhouse: Wait a minute, what about Sunday?
Bart: Yeah, what about Sunday?
==Season 3==
===Stark Raving Dad===
Lisa: Bart, My birthday's in two days. I'm going to be 8 years old. It's a big number, almost double digits.
Bart:Well, enjoy it while you can. Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.
===Treehouse of Horror II===
Bart: Jackpot!
===Bart's Friend Falls in Love===
Milhouse: Bart, do you think I'll ever find someone like her?Bart: You're asking the wrong guy, Milhouse, you're asking the wrong guy.
==Season 4==
===Kamp Krusty===
Bart: 36, 24, 36.
Bart: Krusty is coming! Krusty is coming!
Lisa: Bart, you said you're gonna name it Camp Freedom.
Bart: Nah, this has more zing.
Bart: I smell bacon, let's see if he's wearing a wire.
Bart: Alright, that's it! I've been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty Kalculator didn't have a 7 or an 8, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far! WE WANT KRUSTY!
Bart and Kids: (chanting and joining in) WE WANT KRUSTY! WE WANT KRUSTY!
Bart: My chunky brothers! Gorge yourselves at the trough of freedom!
Bart: I just want the whole world to know that this was a really crappy camp. [covers microphone with his hand] Can I say 'crappy' on TV?
Kent: Yes, on this network you can.
===Treehouse of Horror III===
Bart: Very scary, Mr. Flanders, but I've got a story so scary you'll wet your pants.
Grampa: Too late. (everyone moves away from Grampa)
==Season 5==
===Boy Scoutz n the Hood===
Bart: Woah, that's a good Squishee.
Milhouse: Let's go crazy broadway style.
Bart: Yeah.
Bart and Milhouse: Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town, the schoolyards up and the shopping malls down. Springfield, Springfield.
New York Guy: New York, New York. (Bart and Milhouse stop singing and dancing)
Bart: New York is thataway, man.
New York Guy: Thanks kid.
Bart and Milhouse: It's a hell of a town.
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