New Roommate At All Costs/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 23, 2005
Episode Copyrighted: 2005
This episode is rated TV-PG-D.
It is nighttime at the Loud House. Everyone is sleeping. All except Lynn Sr. and Rita. Their newborn baby son Leo is crying while they try to get him to sleep.
Rita Loud: *tries to walk him to sleep and singing to him*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *covers my head with my pillow.
Rita Loud: Twinkle, twinkle little star. How I wonder what you are... Honey, I can't sing anymore! It's your turn to get him to sleep!
Lynn Loud Sr.: But honey, I am so...
Rita Loud: *hostilely* TIRED?! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *sighs* Fine. *takes Sonic from Rita and tries walking him to sleep as well*
Time card reading "The Next Morning"
French Narrator: The next morning.
The next morning, The kids come down for breakfast & don't see their parents anywhere)
Lincoln Loud: *calls to my parents* Mom! Dad!
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Lincoln, will you be quiet! I'm trying to sleep! *leaves*
Lincoln Loud: Bye Squidward!
Lori Loud: It's not like them to sleep in late.
The siblings check their parents room and see Rita and Lynn Sr. in their bed with Sonic sleeping in between them.
Leni Loud: Oh my gosh! Mom and Dad are dead!
Lori Loud: *annoyed* No Leni they're not dead.
Rita and Lynn Loud Sr.: *wakes up and yawns*
Lincoln Loud: Good morning, Mom and Dad.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *sarcastically* Oh sure, good morning. What's so good about it?
Lincoln Loud: Well sorry Dad it's just well...
Rita Loud: Sorry kids. Sonic kept us up all night again.
The heroes come to the Loud House.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Did somebody say "All night again?"
Lisa Loud: Have you thought that maybe it's time to give Leo his own room?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Now that you've mentioned it, Lisa, we have thought about it. But we can't build another room.
Lincoln Loud: That's okay Dad. He can share a room with one of us. Although he did keep me up with his giggling before. And besides my room is too small for a crib to fit in.
Leni Loud: Can he share our room?
Lori Loud: No way! He'll literally keep me up at night!
Luna Loud: Yeah, he should share our room, dude.
Luan Loud: Yeah our room is nice and big. There's plenty of space for a crib.
Patrick Star: The crib, huh.
Luna Loud: And he'll be safe with us.
Lynn Loud Jr.: No way. You'll scare him with your loud music and you'll bore him with your bad jokes! He should share me and Lucy's room.
Lucy Loud: I agree. Let Sonic share our room.
Lana Loud: No! I want Leo to share me and Lola's room!
Lola Loud: No way! He'll keep touching my toys and get baby germs everywhere! It's bad enough you get your cooties all over my room Lana!
Lisa Loud: Personally, I think Leo shall share mine and Lily's room. I could use another specimen.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lisa, you are not using Sonic for any of your weird experiments! Your chemicals are the reason Lily's diapers are so toxic!
Lily Loud: *poops my diaper after SpongeBob says this* Poo poo!
The siblings then start fighting over whose room Sonic should share with.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Guys, stop fighting! People are trying to sleep!
Lynn Sr. then whistles and they stop fighting.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Now, kids, I know you all want Leo to be your new roommate. And yes Lincoln your room is too small to put a new crib. And yes Luna and Luan, your room is big enough to put a new crib in.
Rita Loud: But a new crib is too expensive. But Lily since you are the only one who still sleeps in a crib, Sonic can share with you.
Sonic the Hedgehog: *confused* Huh?
Lynn Loud Sr.: Oh, Lily, you two will have fun together in that crib. After all, you do play well together in the playpen.
Lily Loud: *looks disappointed*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Just give it a try, please Lily?
Lily Loud: Ow-kay Poo poo.
Lynn Loud Sr.: That's my good girl. *picks Lily up and hugs her*
Lisa Loud: *whispers to the heroes while making a smug face* I win.
The heroes all groan at Lisa's gloating.
Patrick Star: *eats ice cream, then burps* Excuse me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, now buy it!
Loud siblings: Yeah!
Later on, each of the siblings are doing their own way to make money. Lana and Lola have set up a lemonade stand, selling 10¢ per cup. Lynn is giving young kids sports lesson for $5.00 per lesson. Luan is selling balloon animals for $1.00. Lisa is volunteering people for a weird science experiment for $10.00. Lucy gives fortune telling for $7.00. Luna is playing songs on her guitar for $5.00 for short song and $10 for long songs. Leni is selling free makeovers and Lori has opened a kissing booth, $1.00 per kiss. And as for Lincoln, he tries to sell some of his old comic books for $3.00. Lincoln has no customers though. Clyde then comes over.
Clyde McBride: Hey, Linc. What's going on?
Lincoln Loud: Not much, Clyde, just trying to make some money by selling some of my old comics.
Clyde McBride: Money for what?
Lincoln Loud: We're saving up to buy our baby brother, Leo a new crib. Business is booming for my sisters but not for me. Look.
First shows Lana and Lola selling lemonade.
Lola Loud: Lemonade!
Lana Loud: 10¢ per cup.
Man: *comes over, gives the twins a dime and drinks a cup of lemonade*
Lana Loud: Thank you, sir.
Frank the Fish: Lemonade!
Next shows Lynn teaching a little boy how to swing a baseball bat. The boy swings the bat softly.
Lynn Loud Jr.: No, no, no! You gotta swing hard like this! *swings the bat hard* $5.00 for another try.
Boy: *reaches into my pocket and gives Lynn another $5*
Then it shows Luan making a balloon animal for a little girl.
Luan Loud: A kitty, made from scratch. *laughs*
Little girl: *takes the balloon animal, gives Luan a dollar and walks away*
Luan Loud: No charge!
Sonic the Hedgehog: 50 Bucks! Cool!
Tails the Fox: Wow, Sonic!
Then it shows Luna playing Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison for an elderly couple.
Luna Loud: ♪But I guess that's why they say♪
♪Every rose has its thorn♪
♪Just like every night has its dawn♪
Then it shows Lucy fortune telling for a man.
Lucy Loud: I see disaster in your future.
Man: *gasps* What kind of disaster?
Lucy Loud: You will lose everything. Your house, your car, even... your life!
The man then runs away screaming in terror
Fred Rechid: *offscreen* MY LEG! MY LEG!
Lucy Loud: Sigh.
Then shows Lisa giving an experiment to a man that looks very dangerous.
Man: Um, is this safe?
Lisa Loud: We will find out. *turns on the machine and laughs maniacally*
Then it shows Leni giving a free makeover to a woman. She uses a makeup sponge on the woman, lipstick, eye liner and nail polish then shows her face in the mirror. The woman's face looks like a hideous clown. The woman runs away in horror.
Leni Loud: You're welcome!
Ed: This time, it's up to me!
Eddy: Ed?!
Ed: Sorry, Eddy!
Finally it shows Lori in the kissing booth with Bobby. They keep kissing and Bobby keeps giving Lori a dollar for the kiss. Then goes back to Lincoln and Clyde.
Lincoln Loud: See what I mean, Clyde?
Clyde McBride: $1.00? Kissing both? Lori? *runs over to the kissing both and pushes Bobby out of the way and puckers my lips for Lori to kiss me*
Lori then opens her eyes.
Lori Loud: Ew! Not happening, jerk!
Clyde McBride: Come on, just a little kiss on the lips.
Lori Loud: No way!
Clyde McBride: Cheek?
Lori Loud: Fine. But do you have a dollar?
Clyde McBride: Let me check. *checks my pocket* Nope.
Lori Loud: Then beat it!
Clyde McBride: *walks sadly back to Lincoln* Well that didn't work.
Lincoln Loud: Clyde, this is just like with the garage sale. Those heroes are doing a lot better than me in selling. *sighs* Besides, who would buy these old comics?
Clyde McBride: Well I could buy those comics.
Lincoln Loud: You would?
Clyde McBride: Yeah, anything for my best buddy. But I don't have any money on me. But I could pay you later.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, Clyde. *gives Clyde the comics*
Clyde McBride: Thanks, Linc. *walks away with the comics*
Later on, the siblings go inside and go to the living room and count up their money.
Lola Loud: Lana and I only made $1.00. I told you we should have sold the lemonade for more than 10¢!
Lana Loud: Well who drinks lemonade for a high price?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, we shouldn't be fighting.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, let's get back to counting our money.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I made $10.
Luan Loud: I made $15.
Luna Loud: I made $25.
Lucy Loud: I made $21.
Lisa Loud: I made $30.
Lori Loud: I made $17.
There is a knock at the door.
Lori Loud: *gets up and answers it*
It's Bobby and he gives Lori another kiss & another dollar.
Lori Loud: Make that $18. Awww, thank you, Boo Boo Bear.
Bobby Santiago: No prob, babe. It's worth it. *leaves*
Ed, Edd and Eddy: *groans while blinded and dizzy from the flash of white Genesis Wave light* Ow...!
Ed: Cool, do it again!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *groans in pain* Ugh... feels like my brain's doing a spindash in my skull… *gets helped up by SpongeBob and Lincoln*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *holds my Spatula Sword* Easy now, you're ok?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *on my feet* Alright... I hope the kid got back to his world okay. Cause I gotta get back... *notices the Tails Doll in horror
Others: *in confusion*
Sonic the Hedgehog: ...To business? sees the past of the past timeline* Lincoln? Your family?
Lincoln Loud: Sonic? You remembered!
Leni Loud: I didn't make any money.
Lisa Loud: *annoyed* Because you gave free makeovers!
Leni Loud: Oh yeah. How much money did you make, Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: Well I gave Clyde all my old comics but he couldn't pay. He says he'll pay me back later, but I don't know when.
Lisa Loud: *adds up the money on a calculator* That gives us $120.00. But that puts us $30 short.
Patrick Star: Hey, I was eating ice cream!
Tails the Fox: *flies over to Sonic, SpongeBob, Patrick, the Eds and Loud family* Sonic! You took a nasty hit! Are you ok?
Sonic the Hedgehog: I'm back in the city. Outside. And there's a monster thing, why?
Eddy: *gets confused, then turns to anger from Sonic's confusion* WHY? WHY?! LENI WAS SUPPOSED TO HELP US MAKE MONEY FOR A NEW CRIB FOR THEIR BABY BROTHER! ASK PATRICK WHY FOR GOD SAKE!
Patrick Star: It's not my fault! I was eating ice cream and it was so cute, but then it got so terrifying fast like that best friend eater that ate Wormy and she had to buy for free makeovers!
Leni Loud: I thought it would be nice to give them away for free.
Edd: More importantly, Leni, why are you so confused all of the sudden? You were more than ready to face the Tails Doll before and buy their new crib and now you're not. But we really need to revisit the Doll issue.
Leni Loud: Well I forgot! I'm sorry!
Lola Loud: Well sorry doesn't give us enough money for a new crib now does it, Leni?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: ENOUGH, LOLA! LET LENI BUY IT!
Tails the Fox: You got hit, Sonic. *holds up 3 fingers* How many fingers am I holding up? Can you remember my name?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Three, Tails, and I'm fine. It's the rest of the world that stopped making sense!
As the heroes rushes out of hiding, while Lola spheres at Tails Doll, who was trying to fight back and break out of the building he's trapped in by force.
Tails the Fox: Uh-huh. If you're up to it, let's get back to saving the city.
Eddy: And get on with our lives by going back to bed!
Ed is jumping from couch to floor.
Eddy: *to Ed* Ed, quit fooling around!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Right and hopefully to stop the Tails Doll quickly. Lola, I cannot believe playing with this Tails Doll.
Lola Loud: *notices the Spatula Sword* What do you mean? And where on earth did you get that? That wasn't with you seconds ago.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I almost forgot about this weapon from long ago when I had to use it to fight Father from Kids Next Door.
Then a knock is heard at the door.
Lincoln Loud: I'll get it. *answers the door*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, It's your friend, Clyde.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Clyde, what's up?
Clyde McBride: *holds up the money, then owes Lincoln* Here you go Lincoln, it's the money I owe you for the comics. I think it should be enough.
Lincoln Loud: *takes the money and counts it* $30. Yes, Clyde, it is enough. Thanks.
Clyde McBride: No problem, buddy. I'll see you tomorrow. *leaves*
Lincoln Loud: Guys, Clyde just gave me $30.
Luna Loud: Sweet! Now we have enough to do to buy our baby a crib.
Luan Loud: I think we also might have enough dough for cookies. *laughs* Get it?
All: *groans at the bad joke*
Lori Loud: We will go to the store tomorrow to get the crib.
Edd: I beg your pardon?
Sonic the Hedgehog: Sure, I mean... hold on a second! Where's Amy and Silver?
Red Rectangle: *remembers Silver* Silver?
Yellow Rectangle: *to Sonic* Wait a minute... what?! Who the heck is Silver? *quickly pushes Sonic out of the way to avoid the crushing blow from the Tails Doll's robotic tentacle* Watch it!
Black Rectangle: And didn't you remember that Amy went on guard patrol duty with the heroes. Or have you forgotten?
Sonic the Hedgehog: We're just on the Death Egg about to rescue Sally?
SpongeBob SquarePants: You don't say...
Lynn Loud Jr.: What?!
Tails the Fox: *confused* Rescue Sally?
Patrick Star: I don't get it.
Leni Loud: We have to buy the crib.
Eddy: You're not making a lot of sense here! Sally went on a mission on her own!
Luna Loud: Have you taken a visit to Robloxian space cause I know for a fact that you've recently lost your marbles, dude!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Excuse me?
Yellow Rectangle: That flash of white light must've done something to your brain! We tried to contact you to help us with all our problems! The Tails Doll!
Tails the Fox: Yellow's right. We came here to follow up on Nicole and the heroes and buy the crib. This thing was already attacking when we arrived!
Lincoln Loud: And I'm sure that Amy Rose, Cream, and the others are just fine on guard duty. But right now we need to focus on our main problem, the monster itself.
Tails the Fox: That's the thing, we don't know where Amy is, but we haven't heard Silver.
Eddy: As in recently. Now can we get moving? I'm not getting any younger...!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *flabbergasted* I... buh... what?!
Ed: *comforts Sonic* It's ok Sonic, there's plenty to be ashamed of.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Rewind a second, if we're back in the city & here to save the king... does that mean Naugas is involved?
Yellow Rectangle: *suddenly realised I forgot about Nicole* Aw bummers, we're so stupid!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Is something wrong, Yellow?
Yellow Rectangle: We forgot about Nicole! Piraka! We have to go back in there and help- *suddenly stopped by SpongeBob, Lincoln and Red* Hey! What's the big deal?!
Red Rectangle: You're staying with us! Besides, it's time we let nature take its course.
Yellow Rectangle: Are you serious now?!
Lincoln Loud: You'll see what we mean, now come on, before we...! *screams*
As he is suddenly ambushed with his sisters, Sonic and other heroes.
Sonic the Hedgehog: What the?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: What was that?!
White Rectangle: *enraged* So it was you on the Death Egg recently?!
Blue Rectangle: Huh?!
The Eds: *in horror* The villains!
Sonic the Hedgehog: *to White* This doesn't concern you, copycat!
White Rectangle: Oh it does! We want answers! And we want them Now! *slashes at the group three times on the word "now"* NOW, NOW, NOW!!!
Blue Rectangle: *quickly clashes with White* We're all about as confused as you are, Mac!
Rita Loud: Where are the kids and the heroes?
Lynn Loud Sr.: They said they had to get something from the store but they didn't say what.
Rita Loud: Hmmm... how strange.
Then Vanzilla comes back. The kids step out of the car and they carry a big box inside.)
Lynn Loud Sr.: What in the world is that, kids?
They turn the box over revealing it to be a baby crib set.
All: Surprise!
Rita Loud: Where did you guys get the money for this?
Lincoln Loud: We raised money so we could buy this crib for Sonic.
Rita Loud: Wow how thoughtful kids.
Lynn Loud Sr.: We will set it up right now. *takes the box*
Rita Loud: *helps him bring it to their room*
They start setting it up. Soon they are finished.
Lynn Loud Sr.: There we go. *takes Sonic out of his car seat* Try out your new crib, Sonic. *puts Sonic in a crib*
Sonic the Hedgehog: *gets angry* THAT'S IT, I'M OUT! *leaves*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Sonic, wait!
Sonic the Hedgehog, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Yellow, Red Rectangle, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *continues distracting the Tails Doll that tries to smash at them*
Blue Rectangle: *jumps up and hitches a ride on the green dragon that tried to shake me off, behind White* For real, like Warriors!
White Rectangle: *turns and clashes with Blue*
Green Dragon: *tries to shake Blue off*
White Rectangle: If you insist... but don't look down!
Green Dragon: *hits Sonic*
Sonic the Hedgehog: You guys would be a lot more terrifying if you could actually hit me! *quickly dodges the green dragon fire breath*
The two rectangles it out with the rest of the heroes reach for an electrical socket on the back of Tails Doll's outer shell head.
Lisa Loud: According to my calculations, the robotic electrical socket output should be right... *points to the output socket* Here!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *races up with Sonic and Lincoln and uses the Spatula Sword to slash the Tails Doll head wide open with help from Sonic's spindash* Doctor, I think we're ready to operate!
Edd: *spots the Tails Doll within it's opened outer shell* There you are!
As the heroes begins pulling the Tails Doll out of the outer shell.
Ed: There you are!
Sonic the Hedgehog, Patrick Star, Ed and Leni Loud: *catches the Tails Doll as the outer shell crumbles down into rubble, as Blue looks on in disbelief*
Sonic the Hedgehog: Gotcha!
Ed: Weird Dolly, huh?
Sonic the Hedgehog: This is what the fuss is about?
Lincoln Loud: Believe it or not, yes. He's the real culprit of the power outage and not Walter.
Orange Rectangle: And a disturbing one. Thankfully we don't have to worry more about it. Right now let's switch to someone more entertaining.
White Rectangle: *growls* You better have questions, starting now! Why are you all acting this way? Why are the mobians running around in the shadows? And what do you mean by another world?
Sonic the Hedgehog: *spins the Tails Doll around* Hey, it's complicated. Don't get your spare parts in a knot.
Tails the Fox: *lands with Nicole* How are you systems, Nicole? Did any of Tails Doll's coding get back into you?
Nicole: N-N-No... Error. Ffffine...
White Rectangle: Guys, I am so sorry. We shouldn't be fighting. We should be friends.
Blue Rectangle: Yeah, I'm sorry too.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, come here. *hugs White and Blue*
Blue Rectangle: Thanks, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Anytime now.
Leni Loud: Dad I would love Leo to share our room. He can sleep with me when he gets scared.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well Luna and Luan's room is big enough for the crib to fit in but it's very noisy in there when Luna plays her instruments.
Luna Loud: I won't play when he's in the room.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well Lori and Leni, you both are really good at taking care of Leo & your room has a lot of space, so yes, Leo will share your room.
Leni Loud: Yay!
Lori Loud: No way, he'll literally keep waking me up with his annoying crying.
Leni Loud: Lori don't be mean!
Yellow Rectangle: *angrily* Lori, you be nice to Leni!
Lynn Loud Sr.: We will bring the crib upstairs to your room later when Leo wakes up.
Then he hears Leo's crying.
Lynn Loud Sr.: And Leo's awake.
Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud: *goes to our room*
Rita Loud: *picks up Leo out of the crib*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *pushes the crib out of his room* Lincoln can you give me a hand, son?
Lincoln Loud: Sure Dad. *helps my dad lift up the crib upstairs*
They then push it into Lori and Leni's room.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Well there we go.
Leni Loud: Yeah, we officially have a new roommate!
Patrick Star: Yeah, I guess it won't be so bad. Lori?
Lori Loud: Yeah, Patrick.
Later that night, the siblings are getting ready for bed, they all brush their teeth and then they go back to their rooms.
Lori and Leni Loud: *peaks into Leo's crib and smiles*
As their baby brother sleeps.
Leni Loud: He's so cute when he sleeps.
Lori Loud: He sure is. Goodnight, Leo. *kisses his cheek*
Leni Loud: Sweet dreams, Leo my little cutie pie.
Luan Loud: *kisses Leo on the forehead*
The girls then climb into their beds and go to sleep.
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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