Crank Yankers vs Sesame Street

Prank caller puppets from Crank Yankers, Spoonie Luv, Special Ed and Mr. Birchum, rap against kid-friendly puppets from Sesame Street, Big Bird, Grover and Oscar, to see which group of puppets is better.
== Cast ==
Zach Sherwin as Spoonie Luv
George Watsky as Special Ed
EpicLLOYD as Mr. Birchum
Nice Peter as Big Bird
EpicLLOYD as Grover
Jacksfilms as Oscar
== Locations ==
Crank Yankers: Yankerville 
Sesame Street: Sesame Street 
== Key ==
Spoonie Luv and Big Bird are in bold
Special Ed and Grover are in italics
Mr. Birchum and Oscar are underlined
Both teams speaking together are in regular text
== Lyrics ==
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
CRANK YANKERS
VS
SESAME STREET
BEGIN!
=== Crank Yankers: ===
Straight outta Comedy Central, we're the Crank Yankers! Yay!
About to spit against those Muppets, until they got nothing to say!
The holy masters of prank calls, there's no doubt we're the best!
So waste your time with your kids show, while we chill with Kayne West
Hey guys, do you know that song of Oscar? Umm...I Love Trash? (Yay!)
It's exactly like your cast! Stupid and about to turn to ash!
So you animals better step back, cause when we're gonna bring the heat
You'll be wondering how to get back to your silly cardboard Street!
=== Sesame Street: ===
Today's battle is brought to you by the letter B!
That stands for Butt-Kicking! Straight up from our Street
I can easily beat these Crankers: Over, Under and Through!
They'll be so speechless they won't even say "How do you do?"
Nobody but me likes you, cause your show is nothing but trash!
And eventually like your show, your raps will simply just crash!
It's time that we must end this fight very quick and simple!
Cause we even had your own creator on our show, Jimmy Kimmel
=== Crank Yankers: ===
Was that supposed to be a threat? You won't last this second round!
This will be like the Vietnam War, we're about to shoot your rhymes down
Yay! You're so last Season with your old Sketch comedy!
And except for Jim, your whole cast lack ass at puppetry!
Let's put this bird in an oven, playa! Then kick Up and Above the other two
We actually give good laughs! And we're still more talented than you
Think you're better? Compared to our flow, you're not even equal
Because you're gonna fall more than Grover falls at helping people!
=== Sesame Street: ===
Oh My! These raps you spit can be any bitter,
Why don't you Follow The Bird that sets up on Twitter!
We're more mature than you, when we went through The Death of Mr. Hooper
While all you do is make Cammie have orgasm over a broken computer!
And nobody cares about you, Special Ed, because you're so dumb,
While Spoonie here wants to give some "luv" to Mr. Bitch Cum!
Cause we're learning and burning, you're clearly outclassed,
Seems these three prank callers are gonna get fists up their ass!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-
(A phone rings and the logo responds at the call.)
-UMM……HELLO?
Special Ed: Did you saw my friend, Donkey Kong?
-……
(The logo closes the phone.)
-RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY