What STYLE has in store.

January 20, 2014
The Mope and Wail just received the following news: bits of STYLE’s shadow cabinet. It should be noted that first and foremost STYLE is focused on one segment of the population: those who live within one, maybe two, kilometres of Yonge Street.
Style, literally
We have been told there are various portfolios which will ensure that Canadians are well dressed and are keeping their classy side front and centre. One example we were provided with was the Deputy Leader, the Hon. Joshua Parker, PC, who will be the Critic for Ocular Fashion and Alternative Eyewear. So Canada, STYLE is sending you a message, throw your NFL tie aside.
Dude, we care
Ethics and innovative thinking are central to STYLE. They want to make sure that the Government’s actions are not only stylish; they have to be ethically verified. We were informed that many different areas will have ethically focused MPs responsible for those critic portfolios.
Did we mention they’re from Toronto?
In total, there are six different critics for Toronto or cities in general. It’s true that only 5% of Canadians live in a rural setting but STYLE makes it clear: there are only 3 digits in the phone book, 416.
Not to worry though
Although STYLE genrally thought outside the box when creating their shadow cabinet, they in fact do shadow the actual cabinet. They even address the Ministry of Silly Walks with a critic for Sensible Walking Strategies.
It looks like the Rt. Hon. Erik Koskela won’t be the only one who will have to answer questions, Hon. Julia Riddle, I fear you may face the same fate.
More to come…