Much Achoo About Nothing/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Much Achoo About Nothing".
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(Poppy, Biggie, and Mr. Dinkles are starting a game of hair-tug-of-war.)
Poppy: It’s hair-tug-of-war time! The winning team goes home victorious, while the losing team gets pulled in a pit of frosting. (The camera zooms out to reveal a pit of pink frosting. Some Trolls are watching the game on the ground and on mushrooms. Smidge, Guy Diamond and Cooper are the opposing team.)
Smidge: Embarrassing and delicious. (The coach blows the whistle and Poppy and her friends start pulling. Mr. Dinkles is pulling Biggie’s vest.) Oh, my Guh! (She, Guy Diamond, and Cooper pull harder.) The worm tugs with the heart of a champion!
Biggie: Give it all you’ve got, Mr. D!
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo! (This sends Poppy and Biggie flying into the frosting.)
Poppy and Biggie: (Distorted as they fall) Whoa! (They fall into the frosting. The coach then blows his whistle.)
Cooper: Yeah!
Guy Diamond: Whooooo!
Smidge: Yaaaaaay!
Poppy and Biggie: We fell in the frosting. (They become happy.) Yaaaaay! (They start swimming around.)
Poppy: Wahoo!
Guy Diamond: We want in! (He, Smidge, and Cooper jump into the frosting.)
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo! (This sends some frosting flying into the Trolls’ faces.)
All: (As they huddle) Aw!
Smidge: Even his sneeze is adorable.
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo! (More frosting is blown in the Trolls’ faces. Even Cooper’s hat flies off.)
Smidge: OK, now he’s just showing off.
Poppy: Uh... Biggie, I think something might be wrong.
Biggie: Something wrong with Mr. Dinkles?! (He takes Mr. Dinkles to Milton.)
Milton: Say “meep.”
Mr. Dinkles: (Opening his mouth) Meeeeeeep. (Milton uses a stick to check his mouth.) Achoo!
Biggie: I know it’s not a cold, because with a cold he gets so sluggish, and he’s as worm-ish as ever.
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo!
Poppy: Do you know what it could be, Milton?
Milton: Hm. Let me test his reflexes. (He hits a hammer on Mr. Dinkles’ face and his tongue hits him. He does it again and does it a 3rd time, but nothing happens.) Huh? (Mr. Dinkles’s tongue hits him once more.) Appears to be normal. Our little friend here doesn’t have a cold. He has an allergy.
Poppy: An allergy? To what?
Milton: Could be anything, really. Like this mushroom. (Biggie gasps, moves Mr. Dinkles away from the mushroom, and puts him on a rock.) Or that rock. (Biggie gasps and puts Mr. Dinkles on another rock.) Or that rock. (Biggie screams and picks up Mr. Dinkles.)
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo!
Biggie: (gasps) What is wrong with you?!
Milton: I’m sorry, Biggie, but I think he’s allergic to you.
Poppy: What? Not to Biggie!
Biggie: He can’t be. If it was, then when I pulled him close to me, he would....
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! (Biggie puts him down on a rock.)
Biggie: No, no, no, no! (He runs over to Poppy and hugs her.) He IS allergic to me!
Milton: Actually, it’s your hair. Critters can develop allergies to certain types of Troll hair over time. And I’m afraid there is no known cure. (Poppy and Biggie gasp and hug each other.) Except for this one. (He takes out a bottle with the cure.)
Poppy and Biggie: Oh. (Biggie puts Poppy down.)
Poppy: Well, that’s convenient.
Poppy and Biggie: Yay!
Biggie: (Taking the cure from Milton) Not a moment to waste!
Milton: But... but, Biggie... (Biggie goes to his pod and takes a bath.)
Biggie: Here goes nothing. (He pours a bit of the cure onto his hair and it disappears.) Huh? This is for Dinkles. Better go with the full treatment. (He pours the rest of the cure out of the bottle and washes his hair. As bubbles burst out of his pod, his screaming can be heard. Later, Milton is holding a thermometer in Mr. Dinkles’ mouth.)
Milton: 58, 59. (His watch beeps and he takes out the thermometer. The bottom of it is in the shape of a lollipop.) Ah.
Poppy: Milton, Biggie’s been gone for a while. Do you think he’s having trouble with the elixir?
Biggie: Does this answer your question? (He moves his sparkly hair.)
Poppy: Oh!
Milton: Wow!
Mr. Dinkles: Meep! (Biggie picks him up and spins him around.)
Biggie: Yaaaaaaay! (He laughs and stops spinning.) Oh, Dinkles! (He gives Mr. Dinkles a big hug.)
Mr. Dinkles: Ah...Ah...
Biggie: Oh, no.
Mr. Dinkles: Ah... CHOO! (His huge sneeze causes an explosion that sends objects flying into the air. Poppy, Milton, and Biggie lie down while groaning.)
Biggie: (Sitting up) It... it... It didn’t work. (He runs over to Milton.) Please, Milton, you’ve got to have an extra-strength elixir. Or and extra-extra-strength one. Or and extra-extra-extra-extra-extra-
Poppy: Biggie. Shh-shh-shh. He understands. Anything more powerful.
Milton: I’m so sorry, but no. If that didn’t work, I’m afraid the only other treatment is separation. (His voice echoes in Biggie’s head. He imagines Mr. Dinkles kicking him out.)
Mr. Dinkles: Meep. (Biggie screams as he falls into an endless pit. Then he wakes up in his bed.)
Biggie: Good morning, Mr. Dinkles. How did you sleep? (The camera zooms out to see that Mr. Dinkles’ bed is empty.) Oh, right. This is the fantasy where we’re separated. (Sadly, he walks to the Troll Village market. Poppy is seen carrying Mr. Dinkles in a stroller.)
Poppy: Isn’t it great that we live together now, Mr. Dinkles? (Mr. Dinkles looks at Biggie as she walks past him. A cake shop owner offers Biggie a cake.)
Cake Shop Owner: I have a triple sad-berry cake with lonesome-frosting. For one.
Biggie: That’s me. (He takes the cake and a tear falls on the heart, breaking it in half. He whimpers and we go back to reality.) No! I will not let that happen!
Poppy: That’s the spirit, Biggie. We can find a way to beat this allergy. Maybe you and Dinkles can still spend time together. Just keep a little distance. (That night, Biggie gets in bed and puts a dark blue blanket with light blue flowers over him.)
Biggie: All right, Mr. D, it’s time for your favorite story. (He picks up a book and opens it.) “Once upon a time..."
Mr. Dinkles: (offscreen) Meep.
Biggie: (yells) I said, “Once upon a time..."
Mr. Dinkles: Meep. (The camera reveals that his bed is far away from Biggie, who takes out a megaphone.)
Biggie: I SAID, “ONCE UPON A TIME...”
Smidge: (From her pod) Oh, my Guh! Pick a different book! We’ve all heard this one!
Cooper: Yeah!
Biggie: (Still using the megaphone) SORRY!
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo! (The next day, Poppy is walking while humming a tune. Biggie comes over to her.)
Biggie: Poppy! I figured out how to stop Mr. D from sneezing! (He takes out a large ball with Mr. Dinkles in it.) Ta-da!
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Biggie: He hasn’t sneezed once since he’s been in there.
Poppy: Oh. Well, are sure he’s safe rolling around in a ball outside?
Biggie: (Throwing the ball in the air) Of course. He does it all the time inside. What’s the difference? (Two Troll children run by and causes Biggie to drop Mr. Dinkles.) Mr. D!
Mr. Dinkles: (Distorted) MEEEEEP! (Biggie screams and runs after him. As he does, he rolls like a ball down a hill. He then goes off a ramp and flies into the air.)
Biggie: I’m getting closer, Mr. D! Almost got you! (Mr. Dinkles starts falling.) NO! (Mr. Dinkles bounces off a mushroom and Biggie lands face-first on the ground. Mr. Dinkles then flies off a vine. Meanwhile, Smidge is doing yoga in her pod.)
Smidge: Yoga, yoga- (Mr. Dinkles hits her and flies out of her pod. Biggie then climbs through the window.)
Biggie: Mr. D, I’m coming! (He jumps through the other window.) Mr. Dinkles! (Mr. Dinkles continues flying. Biggie climbs a tree near a spider web.) I’ve got you now! (Mr. Dinkles bounces off the spider web.) Wait up! (A flower is getting ready to eat Mr. Dinkles. Just before it eats him, Biggie jumps up and saves him. Then he lands near Poppy.)
Poppy: Sorry, Biggie. He just can’t control the ball out here.
Biggie: (Getting up) You’re right. But I can. (He goes to Branch’s bunker.) Branch, could you build a ball big enough for me to fit inside? It would really help me and Mr. Dinkles. I know it’s an odd request.
Branch: It’s not odd at all, Biggie. (He takes out Gary.) I mean, if it was for Gary, I’d probably do the same thing.
Biggie: Really? But he’s just a remote control. He doesn’t even have-
Branch: Hey! You want me to build the ball or not?
Biggie: Sorry. Yes, please. (Branch starts building the ball. Soon, he is finished.)
Branch: Well, what do you think?
Biggie: (Now in the ball) It’s perfect! (laughs) I’m coming, Mr. D! (Branch presses a button on Gary and the elevator takes the ball up.) Wahoo! (The ball doesn’t go through the door because it is too big.)
Branch: (groans) Should have built it outside. (He builds another ball outside.)
Biggie: (Running in the ball) I’m coming for you, Mr. D! (Later, he is hanging out with Mr. Dinkles.) Welcome to the first day of the rest of our lives, Mr. Dinkles. What do you want to do with it? (His watch rings.) Oh!
All: Hug time!
Biggie: Well, that answers that. (The Trolls start hugging.) Smidge!
Smidge: Biggie! (She sees Biggie coming in the ball.) No, wait! Biggie, don’t! (Biggie sends her flying.)
Biggie: Sorry! Still figuring out how life in this ball works. (Some Trolls go to hide because they are playing hide-and-seek.)
Glitter Troll #1: 98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come! (He finds Biggie behind a tree and sighs.) Found you.
Biggie: (chuckles) How did you? Oh. (He then goes to get ice cream. Mr. Dinkles is wearing a bib.)
Ice Cream Shop Owner: Now, here you go, Biggie. Your favorite.
Biggie: Delicious! (He tries to get the ice cream, but her realizes that he is still in the ball.) No! No, no, no! (He begins to cry and lies down.) Rocky road! (He leaves the ice cream shop.)
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Biggie: What? No, Mr. Dinkles. Sure, “living in a ball is a heavy mantle for one’s soul to bear-” poetically said, by the way- but if it means we can be together, it’s for the best, right? (A black bird is seen eating a worm. It flies to another branch and sees Mr. Dinkles.) What’s this? (The bird caws.) Mr. D?(The bird charges at Mr. Dinkles. Biggie gets in front of him to protect him.) No, you can’t! Leave us alone! (The bird hits the ball and sends him flying into a bush.) Dinkles! Vicious bird, stay away from my worm! (He struggles to free himself from the ball as the bird flies toward Mr. Dinkles.) He’s not a snack! No, no, no, no! (Poppy’s hair grabs Mr. Dinkles just before he is eaten. The bird gets up and squawks.)
Poppy: Don’t you make me do something we’ll both regret! (The bird squawks and walks away.)
Biggie: He almost ate Mr. Dinkles!
Cooper: (Pushing the ball) But he didn’t!
Biggie: (As the ball spins) Whoa!
Poppy: Biggie, are you OK?
Biggie: No, Poppy. I’m not. I... I can’t live inside this ball. It’s no good for me or Mr. Dinkles. So... I want him to live with you. (Cooper and Guy Diamond gasp.)
Smidge: Oh, my Guh.
Biggie: That way, he’ll be safe from birds, allergies, and everything else. Will you do that?
Poppy: Well, yeah. But, Biggie, I.. I don’t know what to say.
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Biggie: I know, Mr. D. It’s not what I want either... but it’s what’s best for you. And that’s what matters to me most. Goodbye, my friend. Wherever you go in this crazy world, whatever you do, may you always...
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo!
Biggie: Wait, what? I’m still in the ball! How are you sneezing?
Cooper: My bad! I have a certain type of hair that makes critters sneeze sometimes.
Mr. Dinkles: Achoo!
Cooper: That’s why Milton Moss told me to drink this elixir. (He drinks the cure and red steam comes out of his ears.) It does not taste good! (laughs)
Biggie: “Drink” the elixir? (We go to the past to where he is about to wash his hair.)
Past Biggie: I’ll be right back!
Past Milton: But, Biggie, you could drink it here! (We go back to the present.)
Biggie: That makes a lot of sense. (He gets out of the ball and drinks the cure. Red steam comes out of his mouth.) Now to test it. (He picks up Mr. Dinkles.)
Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Biggie: (Laughing with joy while spinning Mr. Dinkles around) Biggie and Mr. D, back together forever! (He hugs Mr. Dinkles.)
Poppy: Yeah!
Smidge: Yay! 
Guy Diamond: All right! (Branch appears.)
Branch: Seems like Biggie found his happy ending. Warms the heart, doesn’t it, Gary? (Gary sneezes.) Oh, no!
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