Transcript: Volume 4, Track 1

Peter: Four o'clock! It's time to get up for the morning!
Ray: No it's time to go to bed.
Peter: It is four... no! I've been sleeping in the jailhouse! Time for me to get up! Ray is a real big sister... I mean little sister... when it comes down to anything like this. And he mewls at the cops. And I don't. I talk back to 'em and so then I'm the one that gets taken in. You know that's true Ray and that's why you're called a little man by me because you're not a big man. You can't talk up to anybody.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man! I told you I don't want you to talk!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: Keep your voice down.
Peter: You keep your dirty little mouth shut.
Ray: Keep your voice down.
Peter: You keep your dirty little mouth shut!
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Keep your dirty little mouth shut!
Ray: I'll call 'em [unintelligible]
Peter: Shut up little man! You wanna call 'em you call 'em! I am not happy with having... have to go out to the hospital which he caused. And then going to Park Station and being sitting in a cell for five hours. He has been responsible for both of them and I am not going to have it. I didn't [unintelligible] at the hospital. You were responsible for that too.
Ray: You didn't ask for what?
Peter: To go out to the hospital. You were responsible for that also.
Ray: I didn't call the police though.
Peter: Uhh well you uhh got me out to the hospital. Now god damn it leave that light on. Leave that light on! Leave that light on!
Ray: Get away!
Peter: Then... no uhh get away from me. I am turning on this light and... god damn you! Don't you do that!
Ray: You better get away from me. 'Cause this... this time...
Peter: We leave this light on.
Ray: No. No we don't.
Peter: You're gonna leave it on.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Go ahead. Here is the phone.
Ray: I've had enough of you. I am not gonna take it. [unintelligible]
Peter: I'm not gonna have it either.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Go right ahead. We'll call and see... we'll call and see what happens.
Ray: I... I spoke to Tony. I didn't mention a bottle of vodka. I didn't even know you bought one.
Peter: Yes you did.
Ray: No I did not.
Peter: Yes you did and you hid it there.
Ray: I didn't know that...
Peter: You're a liar. You've been drunk all of your life.
Ray: I didn't...
Peter: And you were drunk today.
Ray: I might have drank some from [unintelligible]
Peter: You're lying. Go ahead and call the police. We'll see what happens this time.
Ray: This time you never even open the son of a bitch.
Peter: We'll see what happens this time. With you calling the police. You go ahead and call 'em.
Ray: You god damn son of a bitch.
Peter: Then do it.
Ray: I'm tired of it.
Peter: Do it. The phone is there. Go right ahead. Go call 'em. Go call 'em. You been such a fool of yourself when you kept choking in your food. Go call 'em.
Ray: What... what are you talkin' about now you cocksucker?
Peter: When you had to keep going to the hospital and uhh Tony and I were here and uhh the police said not to call 'em any more. You done the job twice today. Go ahead and do it again. Do it. Do it. Do it. What's wrong with you? Why won't you do it?
Ray: I'm puttin' my shoes on you cocksucker!
Peter: You have to put shoes on...
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: You have to put your shoes on to call the cops?
Ray: I may have to kick you in the fuckin' shin!
Peter: Oh really? Uh huh.
Ray: I don't take no fuckin' [unintelligible]
Peter: You try it. You try it little man.
Ray: I've had enough of you [unintelligible]
Peter: I've had enough uhh from you also.
Ray: How the hell did you stay drunk in the hospital... the jail?
Peter: I did not stay drunk anywhere. I didn't stay drunk at the hospital. I did not stay drunk at the police station. And I call you responsible for both of 'em.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: No I am not. No I am not. I am angry. That is not being drunk. That is being angry. You call 'em. Then do it. Do it. If you got the nerve do it.
Ray: Mind your own business.
Peter: If you got the nerve you do it.
Ray: Mind your own business.
Peter: You do it if you got the nerve.
Ray: Mind your own business.
Peter: Shut up little man!
Ray: How do you phone 'em?
Peter: Quit... uhh... uhh you know how to call the police.
Ray: No I don't. I... I never have.
Peter: I'm sure you know.
Ray: No.
Peter: Anybody knows how to do the police.
Ray: No...
Peter: No... don't be a little child.
Ray: No I'm serious. I never have and I [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh you dial operator if you want the police or you dial 911. 911 gets you the cops.
Ray: Shut up you stupid son of a bitch. 911 huh?
Peter: Yes.
[dialing]
Ray: Hello this is Raymond Huffman at 3... 237 Steiner Street apartment number three. Peter Haskett my roommate was taken to the police station today but he just got back and he is drunker than hell and raving.
Peter: No I am not drunker than hell. Uhh... I... uhh I'll... I know. I am on the other uhh phone and he is lying when he says I am drunker than hell. I would like uhh... I would like Raymond Huffman picked up as a nuisance to the community. At 237 Steiner Street.
Ray: My... Yes my name is Raymond Huffman and...
Peter: And my name is Peter Haskett. I want Raymond Huffman picked up as a drunk and as a nuisance to my community. I own this aparment here.
Ray: 237...
Peter: 237 Steiner Street. 237 Steiner Street aparment number three. Apartment three. Uhh 552... Peter Haskett. Uhh now. I have been... I was taken over to Park Station because of Raymond Huffman. I also was uhh uhh taken to the hospital because of Raymond Huffman and uhh he's being a nuisance and I want him declared a nuisance. I want him taken away for a night. Uhh he is on the lease with me yes. OK fine. I am not be taken away again.
[hangs up]
Peter: Alright.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: You're the one that called 'em.
Ray: I know. But I [unintelligible]
Peter: Then sit down and wait for them.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Don't try to go back into bed.
Ray: I'm not gonna go back into bed.
Peter: Then sit out here. Sit out here.
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: Well you better answer the door. Nobody else will.
Ray: Oh I sure as hell will.
Peter: OK. Fine. Uhh just a moment. Uhh...
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: [unintelligible]
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: So uhh for disturbing me. Would you come up so that we can talk about this? I don't want you talking to these [unintelligible]
Ray: You think I don't walk up the same stairs that you're on [unintelligible] I'll go up the back here.
Cops: Why do you want us here?
Peter: Uhh because I [unintelligible]
Ray: I want... I want...
Cops: [unintelligible]
Ray: He came home and ...
Peter: Uhh then... no. I came home and uhh [unintelligible]
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: [unintelligible] I want... I want him arrested.
Cops: For what?
Peter: I just spent five hours...
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: ...in a cell.
Cops: Well I'll take you again. You're on public property right now.
Peter: I know I am. I will go up [unintelligible]
Cops: [unintelligible] called?
Ray: [unintelligible]
Peter: You're lying Ray!
Cops: [unintelligible] It's getting ridiculous getting called all the time. We can't [unintelligible] you guys ok? We can't pull you guys out [unintelligible]
Peter: He mewls and mewls.
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: I know it.
Cops: Because...
Peter: It was time for me to get up.
Cops: Put it this way...
Peter: [unintelligible] jail all night.
Tony: The whole fuckin' property [unintelligible]
Peter: It is time for me to [unintelligible]
Tony: [unintelligible] anybody else [unintelligible]
[unintelligible]
Ray: Tony... Tony and me [unintelligible]. That's all right. [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh hey. I have to sleep at night too.
Cops: Why do you let stuff like that bother you?
Peter: Because it does bother me.
Cops: Well you know the problem we have when we come? It bothers the neighbors.
Peter: I understand that.
Cops: OK? You and I said... if they... if I knock on the door, disturb the neighbors, I can take you in again.
Peter: I understand that.
Cops: We don't want to do that.
Peter: I have been in the hospital today. I've been to Parkside because of him. Both times. Now...
Cops: Why don't you guys just split from each other tomorrow. I mean [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh... [unintelligible]
Cops: [unintelligible]
Peter: Uhh... as I've told you, he is on welfare. I pay the rent.
Ray: No you don't [unintelligible]
Neighbor: If I have to come back. Neighbors can swear off and [unintelligible] again.
Peter: I won't swear off... uhh when uhh...
Neighbor: Don't swear [unintelligible] complain about your own roommate. He said... he was sleeping. You're the one that came home.
Peter: No. I know I came home. Of course I did.
Neighbor: You've been here so far for a couple of minutes and you're the one with the loud mouth.
Peter: I know.
Neighbor: Why?
Peter: I always have a loud mouth. I want... I want to swear a complaint.
Neighbor: No.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Neighbor: No.
Peter: What? What?
Neighbor: Because.
Peter: Now you see what he's doing? He's saying, "[unintelligible]"
Neighbor: Just be quiet. I can... it...
Neighbor: [unintelligible] irritated.
Neighbor: You're acting like a kid.
Neighbor: You're acting like a child right now. Why can't... why don't you guys act like an adult [unintelligible]
Neighbor: [unintelligible]
Peter: I know.
Neighbor: Go to sleep.
Peter: It's time for me to get up because I just got up from Parkside.
Neighbor: Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
Peter: No it's time for me to be up I...
Ray: Baby.
Peter: Don't you do that. That isn't funny.
Ray: Get away from me.
Peter: [unintelligible]
Ray: Here I go! Here it goes! Get away from me!
Neighbor: [unintelligible] guys. Shut up.
Peter: Shut up [unintelligible]
Neighbor: Hey. Shut up.
Ray: [unintelligible] get away from me.
Neighbor: Hey, it's four-thirty in the morning guys.
Ray: That's right!
Neighbor: Shut up.
Ray: Fellas can you take me? I can't even get into my home any more.
Cops: Where can you go for the rest of the day?
Ray: I don't have any other place.
Cops: We can't [unintelligible] take you to the cell.
[unintelligible]
Ray: [unintelligible]
Cops: Will the other guy let you in?
Ray: All right.
Cops: Don't disturb the neighbors.
Ray: Let me in Tony.
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