There's a Party Here in Agrabah/Wedding and Honeymoon Plans (Sonicladdin 3 Version)

(Outside on the streets of Agrabah in front of the palace, the people have gathered for the big announcement from Cloud and Aerith. Then the palace residents emerged from the gates and Cloud and Aerith came up to the people proudly. The palace residents with Cloud and Aerith are Doom, the Toon Patrol, Vector, Vanilla, Cream, Toby, Cheese, Chip, Marahute, Balto, Jenna, the Fearsome Four, Team Rocket, Meowzie, Darkwing, Launchpad, Steelbeak, Morgana, Minerva, and Sonic, and Sally’s groups, and even Tiny Tiger, Dingodile, and Bugs' group themselves)
Cloud: People of Agrabah, today we have an important, and good, announcement!
Aerith: After a long waiting anticipation…!
Cloud and Aerith: Sonic and Sally’s groups are finally going to be married in a few days!
(The people cheered. The only ones not excited, however, are Doom and Smart Guy. They are standing there with their arms crossed, giving flats look. The Toon Patrol turned to them happily, oblivious of their flat looks)
Stupid: Well, Boss. Looks like in a few days, the former street rat and his brothers are gonna change from outlaws to in-laws!
Greasy: Very romantic, that I literally cry at weddings like this!
Doom: I highly doubt it.
Smart Guy: About those three being in-laws, that is.
Daffy: (Snobbily) I don't doubt it.
Bugs: I love weddings.
Lola: So romantic, even.
(Then the palace residents, except Doom and Smart Guy, turned to Vector, Vanilla, Cream, Toby, and Cheese happily)
Darkwing: And to commence the celebration, Vector and his family will treat us to a little entertainment!
(The people cheered again. Then Vector walked up to the people a’la Willy Wonka’s entrance from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” cane, top hat, and all. The people quieted down, looking calmly eager. Then after Vector lets the cane go, he took his top hat off, and then a forward cartwheel with a smile. The people cheered again)
Launchpad: (To the palace residents, applauding) Good ol’ Vector and his family.
Steelbeak: (To Launchpad, applauding) You can say that again.
Speedy: (Cheering) Fantastico, Vector!
(After the cheering and applauding calmed down, Vector then spoke up proudly)
Vector: This is, indeed, a proud, happy day for Agrabah!
(Then he magically duplicates himself)
Vector: (To his clones) Hit it!
(Then Vector reverts back to one Vector again as music starting playing and then turned into a marching band leader and begins singing as he had Bugs' group become a marching band)
Vector: There’s a party here in Agrabah
There’s excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
‘Cause Sally and Sonic's groups
Are gonna have a wedding
(Then he transformed himself and Bugs' group into tap-dancing sailors)
Vanilla: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Everybody will be there
(Then Vector changed into a pauper and a shah respectively and playfully messed with Aziz’s hair, much to his and his parents’ laughing delight)
Cream: So if you’re a pauper or a shah
Do something with your hair
(Then Vector magically gave each citizen a list of things to wear for the upcoming wedding)
Toby: You mustn’t wear an outfit that’s naughty
Foghorn: A turban that’s unraveling just won’t do
Pepe: No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
Penelope: You’re gonna look gorgeous when I get through
(Then Vector magically turned into a French painter, painting a picture of Sonic and Sally’s groups flying together with Marahute)
Vector: (In a French accent) There’s a party here in Agrabah
So I’m goin’ to paint the town
If you want to see what colors are
Follow me around
(Then he duplicates himself again into a group of graduation students)
Vectors: Sonic’s group’s getting married
And it’s gonna be
The wedding of the century
(Then Vector returns to normal and after conjuring up a Japanese confetti ball, he, with Sonic and Sally’s groups, pulled the string, spilling confetti over themselves)
Toby: Our buddies are getting married
And you’re gonna see
Just how much we can do
(Then Cream and Toby transformed into safari explorers, then a Jewish boy attending a bar mitzvah and a Jewish girl attending a bat mitzvah), then two hula dancers, and then finally, two 16 year old kids attending their sixteenth birthday)
Cream: You’ve heard of your safari, bar mitzvahs
People: Ah
Toby: You’ve all been to a luau, or a sweet sixteen
People: Huh
(Then Vanilla turned herself into a chef)
Vanilla: Well, none of them compare to what this is
The food’ll be disgusting
By evening you’ll be busting
(Then the three harem girls joined in with Vector, Vanilla, Cream, Toby, and Cheese)
Harem girls: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And it’s got us all aglow
(Then Vector turned himself into Rocky Balboa)
Vector: (Imitating Sylvester Stallone) If those street rats could’ve come so far
Maybe I could do it
Sure, there’s nothin’ to it
(Then a snobby woman with her husband shrugged)
Snobby woman: There’s a party here in Agrabah
But we’re not sure that we’ll go
For although the brides are lah-tee-dah
The grooms are awfully low
Chip: (Offended) Hey!
(Then everyone went inside the palace as Vector pretended to be Walter Cronkite)
Vector: (Imitating Walter Cronkite) And now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long
(Then Toby held up the toy puppet versions of Vanitas and Don Karnage)
Toby: Without Vanitas and Don Karnage's malice
(He throws the puppets aside happily)
Vanilla: Everybody’s happy
Cream: What could possibly go wrong?
Foghorn: That's, I say, that's right!
(Elsewhere in Agrabah, in their hideout, a group of familiar thieves are preparing for something, revealed to be Merlock, Dijon, their thieves, and even Negaduck and their henchmen, consisting Brer Fox, Brer Bear, Warren T. Rat, Drake, the Komodo Brothers, the Grand Duke of Owls, and Hunch, as well as Baron Von Sheldgoose, Lord Felldrake Sheldgoose, Hydro Man, Electro, Poison Ivy, Puppetmon, and Pitch Black and his NightMares. But they aren’t the only ones there, shockingly. With them in the same room helping them out, hidden in the shadows, are another group of thieves, but we don’t know who they are yet)
Merlock's gang, Negaduck's group, and mysterious thieves: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And we’re gonna rob them blind
Mysterious thieves’ leader 1: While they’re all munching caviar
Mysterious thieves’ leader 2: Create a small disturbance
Mysterious thieves’ leaders: We’ll sneak up from behind
(Back inside the palace, the servants have gathered up all the wedding gifts in the throne room. Watching this, the Fearsome Four, Chip, Daffy, Team Rocket, and Meowzie are sitting around, enjoying the view)
Megavolt: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Bushroot: And the gifts are pouring in
Quackerjack: We like this wedding stuff so far
Meowzie: Maybe if we’re lucky
Meowzie, Team Rocket, and Fearsome Four: We’ll get to keep a present
Daffy: That'll be nice!
(Figment and the palace residents are then organizing everything for the upcoming wedding)
Vector: We’ve ordered just a few tasteful flowers
Vanilla: And valets who’ll carefully park for you
Cream: The bridesmaids are preparing their dresses for hours
Toby: Girls, you look just lovely
Balto, Jenna, Darkwing, Launchpad, Morgana, Steelbeak, and Minerva: And so grown-up too
Vector: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Jenna: Gifts are filling up the rooms
Steelbeak: But there's something missing....
(Then they noticed Sonic and Sally’s groups are missing)
Darkwing and Launchpad: Yes, aha
(The Toon Patrol got confused while everyone smiled in realization)
Toon Patrol: Where are the brides and grooms?
(The palace residents then found Sonic and Sally’s groups on the balcony, enjoying the view)
Minerva: There they are.
(They then joined them in watching the view)
Steelbeak: Enjoying the view?
Sonic and Sally’s groups: Yep.
Morgana: Are you six excited as we are that you’re going to be hitched?
Sonic and Sally’s groups: (Nods with smiles) Of course.
Tails: And to think of how far we came….
(The group smiled softly. Then the song resumed)
Sonic: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Tails: And the party’s all for us
Knuckles: Just look, you guys, at where we are
Sonic's group: And how our dreams have come to be
Sally: There’s a party here in Agrabah
Cosmo: And I can’t believe it’s true
Amy: After all this waiting, here we are
Sally's group: We’ll finally get so say “I do”
Sonic’s group: We never, ever had real families
Sally's group: We never, ever had real true friends
Sonic and Sally's groups: Someone who could just understand us....
(Then Bushroot noticed the people watching this in happiness and then broke it up)
Bushroot: Hey, c’mon, you guys
This mush has gotta end
(Then they resumed their celebration)
Vector: There’s a party here in Agrabah
And it’s starting in a few days
Let’s get you dressed
‘Cause you're the stars
Then in a few days, it’s your wedding, yays
(Then he, Vanilla, Cream, Toby, and Cheese magically helped Sonic and Sally's groups try out their Arabian wedding attires, until they found their own perfect wedding outfits and tried them on. Sonic is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, red Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a dark red sleeveless tunic with gold yellow trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, red pants, dark red Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a red turban with white linings and a red feather with a ruby red gem in the center. Tails is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, blue Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a light blue sleeveless tunic with cyan trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, blue pants, cyan Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a blue turban with cyan linings and a blue feather with a sapphire blue gem in the center. Knuckles is now wearing a long-sleeved, very long, green Arabian royal jacket with a large sailor collar that is worn open, a forest green sleeveless tunic with pale green trim, a white long-sleeved undershirt, green pants, pale green Arabian shoes with swirled tips, and a green turban with pale green linings and a green feather with an emerald green gem in the center. Sally is now wearing a pink long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with magenta linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent pink ruffles on her dress, a pink headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a pink jewel on a gold brooch, pink carnations behind her ears, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. Cosmo is now wearing a light blue long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with indigo linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent light blue ruffles on her dress, a light blue headband, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a turquoise jewel on a gold brooch, blue fully-budded morning glories in her hair in place of her usual fuchsia halfway-budded roses, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil. And Amy is now wearing a light green long-sleeved, turtleneck-styled wedding dress with forest green linings on the wrists, neck-and-shoulder lines, and waist, and transparent light green ruffles on her dress, a light green headband in place of her original red one, gold yellow Arabian shoes, a light yellowish green jewel on a gold brooch, light green dianthi behind her ears, gold teardrop-shaped earrings, and a transparent white wedding veil)
Everyone: Sonic's group’s getting married
And it’s gonna be the wedding of the century
Amazing how Sonic’s group
Could’ve come so far
Vector, Vanilla, Cream, and Toby: They’re finally getting married
Cloud and Aerith: They’re finally getting married
Doom, Toon Patrol, Darkwing, Launchpad, Steelbeak, and weasel guards: They’re finally getting married
Chip, Fearsome Four, Team Rocket, Bugs' group, and Meowzie: (Surprised at the pile of gifts) Look at all these presents
Sally's group: We’re finally getting married
Balto and Jenna: (With Marahute squawking this line with them) You’re finally getting married
Sonic's group: We’re finally getting married
Minerva, Morgana, Tiny, Dingodile, and people: They’re finally getting married
Everyone: At the party in Agrabah
Such a sight to see
Come on, go with me
To the party in Agrabah
(The song over, everyone cheered again. Later at Sonic's group’s former home, with Sonic and Sally's groups back in their main attires, the group, except Doom, the Toon Patrol, and their guards, is hanging around, eating lunch and packing up)
Launchpad: Boy, we haven’t had a great celebration party since Sonic's group came here, pretending to be princes.
Steelbeak: And when we celebrated Sonic and Sally's engagement after kicking Vanitas and Don Karnage's butts by turning them into genies.
Bugs: (Nibbling on his carrot) Who could forget about them?
Daffy: Tails temporally did, when he got dosed by the Black Forget-Me-Lots.
Tails: But at least the Test of Memories from the Cave of Wonders helped me regain those memories.
Dingodile: With our help.
Tiny: Tiny, along with everyone, never forgot.
Foghorn: Indeed. Who could, I say, forget that event?
Minerva: (To Sonic and Sally's groups) So, loverbirds, have any honeymoon plans?
Sonic and Sally's group: Not yet.
Sonic: We’re debating whether or not we could honeymoon in Athens or Paris.
Sally: Or maybe even Hawaii or Japan.
Cloud: Well, it’s your wedding. You can decide anytime you want.
Darkwing: (Giving a thumb’s up) Yep, yep, yep.
(Then after Morgana and Minerva walked away, Darkwing and Steelbeak ushered everyone in a huddle after shushing them)
Group: (Whispering) What?
Dingodile: (Whispering) A surprise?
(Darkwing and Steelbeak then secretly showed the group their own engagement rings, making them realize quietly as Darkwing and Steelbeak hid their rings)
Cosmo: (Whispering) You’re gonna…?
Lola: (Whispering) Tie the knot?
Darkwing: (Whispering) Yep!
Steelbeak: (Whispering) We’re gonna ask Minerva and Morgana to marry us.
(Glad to hear that, the group silently ushered Darkwing and Steelbeak to go take their chance to propose to Morgana and Minerva. Taking that chance, Darkwing and Steelbeak went up to Morgana and Minerva and cleared their throats, getting their attention)
Morgana and Minerva: Yes?
Darkwing and Steelbeak: (In high-pitched voices) Girls.
(They cleared their throats)
Darkwing and Steelbeak: (In normal voices) Girls.
Darkwing: This is a nice beautiful day, isn’t it?
Morgana: It is, indeed.
Steelbeak: And seeing Sonic and Sally's groups about to finally be married is, well, a dream come true, but it also made our hearts all a-flutter.
Minerva: (Nods) Yes. A-flutter.
Steelbeak: Indeed.
Darkwing: Well, listen….
Steelbeak: The point is….
Darkwing and Steelbeak: Girls….
(Then Doom, the Toon Patrol, and weasel guards came in, interrupting them)
Psycho: Hey, guys!
Greasy: Mi amigos and I managed to convince the bosses….
(Smart Guy bonks Greasy on the head with his fist and then Doom spoke)
Doom: The only reason we came here is because we decided to come make sure the street rats are….
(He struggles to think up an excuse)
Doom: Well….
Knuckles: (Flatly) Still up to no good?
Doom: (Indignantly) No. (Struggles to think up an excuse) It’s because…. Well….
Smart Guy: What he’s trying to say....
Greasy: (Cheerfully cutting Smart Guy off) We told them to come here and help Sonic’s group out in moving into the palace because the sultan and sultaness, as well as Bugs' group, asked us to tell them.
Doom and Smart Guy: (Flatly in sarcasm) Thank you, Greasy.
(The group chuckled a bit)
Amy: (Playfully) Aw, Judge Doom. Is it because you and Smart Guy care about Sonic’s group than you ever did?
Bugs: (Playfully) We can tell, Doc.
Doom: (Indignantly) No! First off, don't call me "Doc!" Secondly, I’m only helping because I can’t stand being in this dump!
Tails: This place is more than a dump, Doom.
Knuckles: It’s where we grew up with our parents before they vanished.
(The palace residents, except Sally's group, got confused)
Launchpad: “Vanished?”
Sonic: Yeah.
Daffy: This is literally your old house?
Tails: (Nods) Our parents raised us here, and it was nicer than it is today.
Cloud: (To Sally's group) I assume they told you about it?
Sally's group: (Nods) Yeah.
Doom: Okay. Enlighten me and Smart Guy.
Smart Guy: Is your parents’ disappearance the reason you became thieving street rats?
Lola: (Scoldingly) Smart Guy!
(Sonic's group appeared calmly hurt upon hearing Smart Guy say that)
Sonic's group: Somewhat.
Smart Guy: (Aghast) “Somewhat?!”
Doom: (Aghast) What do you mean?!
Cloud: Stop it, both of you.
Aerith: (To Doom and Smart Guy scoldingly) This isn’t an interrogation. (To Sonic's group gently) When was the last time you saw your parents?
Wile: Tell us.
Donald: Please?
Jose: With churros on top?
Sonic's group: When we were little.
Panchito: Then get this off your chests, mi amigos.
Sonic: Years ago, we were really close. But then the night when we overheard the story of the Agrabah and Shirabad War, we came back here.
Tails: Then our parents asked us and Chip on why we snuck out that night, and when we told them what we learned from that story, they seemed calmly surprised.
Knuckles: We noticed, but they wouldn’t tell us when we asked. They claimed we were too young to know, but that raised more questions than answers.
Sonic: (Nods) Yeah. Then after we bought some lunch for us, our parents were preparing to leave us.
Tails: We asked them where they’re going, and they said they were going on a secret personal mission.
Knuckles: Then they promised us that they’ll come straight home to us as soon as it’s over.
Sonic: And we ended up accepting that explanation, thinking they would come back soon.
(Then Sonic’s group went calmly glum)
Sonic: But little did we know…. It never happened.
Tails: We went to the entranceway of Agrabah the day they were supposed to come home, but they never showed up.
Knuckles: Everyday we went to and from the entrance, hoping they would come back, believing they were late.
Sonic: Then, out of the blue, nothing compared to my color, a little paper messenger came up to us with each picture of them.
Tails: And it told us that our parents aren’t coming back soon like they promised.
Knuckles: We were shattered of our hopes to be reunited since then.
Sonic: Then eventually, we got broke and, having no other choice, we became thieving street rats, stealing food and money to survive.
Sonic's group: And that’s all we have to say about it.
(The group, feeling sorry for Sonic’s group from that story, pats them gently in comfort)
Tiny: Tiny feel sorry already.
Dingodile: That really must be a rough childhood.
(Doom and Smart Guy, on the other hand, just stood there in calm surprise, unsure what to say. Then after shaking it off, Doom scoffed, while Smart Guy seemed sympathetic to Sonic’s group for the first time)
Doom: (Scoffs) Talk about parental neglect.
Daffy: (Flatly glaring) Have you no sympathy?
Smart Guy: But Boss, those boys have been through heck and back because of it.
Liquidator: Just, at least, have a heart.
Foghorn: And show some, I say, show some compassion.
Meowzie: In fact, it even reminded me of when my parents abandoned me for mysterious reasons.
(The group then began to ponder)
Tails: Do you think those disappearances might be connected to the war before?
Aerith: Hard to know. It’s been years since we last heard from there.
Chip: From where?
Megavolt: Even I’m confused.
(Meowzie suddenly heard the siren-like voice call out to her. After it ends, she speaks up softly)
Meowzie: (Whispering) Shirabad….
(Hearing her whisper, the group got confused)
Group: (Confused) What?
Balto: What is it?
Jenna: What did you say?
Speedy: Did you somehow say...?
(Suddenly, a man out on the street called out to them from outside Sonic's group’s hideout window)
Man: Hey! Are you done packing yet?
(Realizing, the group resumed the packing)
Coming up: After Merlock's gang, Negaduck's group, and the mysterious thieves attempt to steal a gold scepter meant for Sonic's group and Meowzie, the heroes have a close call when they fend them off successfully with help from four mysterious cloaked figures. Then later at night, Meowzie is still hearing the siren-like voice calling out to her when the Elemental Spirits’ powers are unleashed on Agrabah, resulting everyone to consult the Cave of Wonders guardian on what’s going on, resulting the heroes to make a decision upon being given a task by the guardian involving Agrabah and Shirabad, and even, from the gold scepter, involving Meowzie's mysterious siren-like voice calling for her, and even Sonic's group’s parents’ whereabouts.
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