Lifeguard Guy

One day, he laid down on his lifeguard stand. He was asleep, and in his hand were three drumstick bones, on his neck was a napkin bib, by him on his stand were the bones of a Thanksgiving turkey, an unfinished piece of pumpkin pie, and a drink that caused bubbles to come. He was not on duty because he was asleep. Just then, two surfers walked by and said, "Hey, that lifeguard's asleep." "Yeah, why won't he wake up?" asked one of them. "I have no idea," said the other.
Just then, one of the surfers got an idea. They knew how to preform CPR, right? Everybody learned that in class, right? Well then, one of them said, "Hey, do you think we should be the lifeguards for a minute?" "Are you kidding? He's the lifeguard," said the other. "Common," said the first one. "It'll be fun." "Um, I'm not so sure about-" but the other one didn't have time to finish. You scrambled into their seats on the stand and started looking at everybody. For a while nothing happened. One of the surfers was busy reading a book. The other was reading along with him.
When nobody was looking, somebody drowned in the water. "What's that sound?" asked one of the surfers. "Don't worry about it," said the other, turning the page of his book. But it was too late. The people had noticed what was going on, and they started shouting, "Hey! That person's drowning!" and when they saw the two surfers they said, "Hey! What are you doing up there?" "We're lifeguarding, that's what!" said one of them. Then everybody on the beach looked at them. They demanded a war, and they grabbed all of their stuff and started throwing it at the two surfers. Just then, the lifeguard woke up, and said, "Hey, what's going on?" "They stole your place!" said one of the minifigures. "Hey, is that any way to treat two kind civilians?" asked the lifeguard. Everybody looked at him. "If you want to get back at them," said the lifeguard, "Bring your mob elsewhere!" And so, the mob chased the surfers around until they weren't in the beach anymore. "Sheesh," said the lifeguard. "Now I can have some peace and quiet to myself."
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 12 Minifigures