First Steel on the Ninja/Transcript

(Theme Song)
Bird: (chirping)
Kids: (laughing)
Toby: Name: Toby Brooks. Grade: Nine. Title: What I Did On My Summer…
Rochelle: Toby! If it's ok I can copy yours?
Toby: Rochelle, we can't turn in the exact same essay!
Rochelle: But we had the exact same summer! (He is struck by Mr. Bannister's shoe.)
Mr. Bannister: No talking, Brooks!
Rochelle: Ohhhh…
Toby (voice-over): Well… not the exact same. I mean, it started out the same.
(Flashing back to summer break. Toby's room.)
Toby (voice-over): Then a week ago, something epic happened!
Video Game Announcer: Congratulations. You have punched all the graves.
Toby (voice-over): Then something epic-er happened!
Toby: The NinjaNomicon… eh. You are the Ninja. Oh, my swee-heet! I have to tell Howard! (reading the accompanying note) 'You can't tell anyone.' Aw, that's wonk!
Toby (voice-over): Listen, I don't know how it works, but the Ninja suit is the straight-up cheese. It lets me do things I could never, ever do.
Toby as The Red Ninja (giving martial-arts shouts while destroying objects in his room): Hah… huh… haaaaa-YAH! Ha-hahh! Hah, haha hah!
Toby (voice-over): I am Toby Brooks. I am the Ninja! … It's pretty much the coolest thing ever! (Flashing forward driving through Ca Frost Science Academy High School in their old cart) Only problem is, I can't tell anyone – not even my twin sister Rochelle!