Prehistoric Pig

Prehistoric Pig is the thirtieth episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the eighth episode of the third season. 
The episode was written by and released on September 13, 2022.
== Transcript ==
[Exterior shot of SpongeBob's pineapple. Cut to the inside.]
SpongeBob, Daddy Pig, Mummy Sheep, Gary 2 & Sikowitz: 🎵God save our gracious King! Long live our noble King! God save the King! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the King. Thy choicest gifts in store On him be pleased to pour, Long may he reign. May he defend our laws, And ever give us cause, To sing with heart and voice, God save the King.🎵
[Theme song; cut to the gang watching TV in SpongeBob's living room.]
Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins, here. The queen is dead.
Sikowitz: lol fucking loser
Mummy Sheep: LIES!!!!!!! 
[Mummy Sheep throws her remote at the TV]
SpongeBob: It’s okay, Mummy Sheep. We all are grieving in our own ways.
Gary 2: FUCK YOU, SPONGEBOB!!! SHE IS JUST SECRETLY ALIVE!!!
Perch Perkins: And here to speak with me is Liz Truss!
Mummy Sheep: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 
[Mummy Sheep throws SpongeBob’s High School diploma at the TV, destroying both it and the TV.]
SpongeBob: Hey! I used that diploma to get into fry cook college!
Gary 2: WE DON’T CARE!!! 
[Gary 2 frustratingly jumps up and down on the destroyed TV, further destroying it.]
Sikowitz: Hey, where the fuck is Daddy Pig?
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: I’ll check the kitchen.
[Cut to SpongeBob’s kitchen; Daddy Pig is looking though the kitchen cabinets, where he finds Sandy's time-traveling watch given to him by Sandy in the episode Death, Time Travel and Pigs next to the salt.] 
Daddy Pig: Ah-ha!
SpongeBob: Hey Daddy Pig! I see that you have your cool watch.
Daddy Pig: Yeah... I just finished mopping the kitchen. (slips on a water puddle) WOAH! [
[Daddy Pig bonks his head on the kitchen cabinet, causing the salt to fall. Gary 2 walks in.]
Gary 2: Hi gu- 
[The salt falls on Gary 2 and he fucking dies.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear. It looks like Daddy Pig has murdered Gary 2... again.
SpongeBob: OH MY GOD GARY 2 IS FUCKING DEAD!!!
Daddy Pig: Don’t worry! I can fix this! 
[Daddy Pig grabs onto SpongeBob’s hand.]
SpongeBob: (blushes) WHAT THE FU- 
[Daddy Pig's time-travelling watch sends the two back in time. Sikowitz walks into the kitchen.]
Sikowitz: Hey SpongeBo- SpongeBob? Oh hey look, Gary 2 is Dead. Heh.
Mummy Sheep: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Cut to SpongeBob and Daddy Pig, who have accidentally time-travelled to prehistoric times.]
Daddy Pig: Now let’s- wait.
SpongeBob: Daddy Pig! WE’VE TIME TRAVELED TO CAVEMAN TIMES!
Daddy Pig: Eh.
SpongeBob: Well then, let’s time travel ba-
[The time-traveling watch grows a propeller and flies away. The two stare in awe.]
SpongeBob: Holy shit.
Daddy Pig: Let’s go follow it!
SpongeBob: (groans) Ok.
Prehistoric Narrator: Ook Ekk Oat Ook Ook Ekk (Daddy Pig and SpongeBob are going after the time-traveling watch.)
Daddy Pig: Oh yeah! English hasn’t been invented yet.
SpongeBob: Maybe it has...
[Pause.]
Daddy Pig: What do you mean?
SpongeBob: Look! 
[SpongeBob points over to a cave, where prehistoric versions of the Pig family live; cut to said cave.]
Caveman Peppa: Daddy! I’ve invented a new language!
Caveman Daddy Pig: Okk Oak Swear Swear (I have no idea what your fucking saying.)
Daddy Pig: Wow, Peppa’s prehistoric counterpart invented English!
Caveman Peppa: Daddy! Someone else is speaking my new language!
Caveman Daddy Pig: Okk Ekk Oak Swear Swear (I still have no idea what your fucking saying.)
Caveman George: Ook Ekk Ray (Dinosaur! Roar!)
[Caveman George gets eaten by a dinosaur and fucking dies.]
Daddy Pig: I have witnessed two living creatures die today. TWO.
[Pause.]
SpongeBob: Weren’t we- Looking for the Time-Traveling watch?
Daddy Pig: Oh yeah.
Prehistoric French Narrator: Okkie Gook Ekk Okkie Okkie (Three Hours Later...)
SpongeBob: Oh... so... tired- (falls asleep)
Daddy Pig: Don’t fall asleep! We are probably almost there!
SpongeBob: What’s the point? I mean we- Hey! What’s that over there? 
[SpongeBob points to the time-traveling watch]
Daddy Pig: It’s the time-traveling watch!
SpongeBob: Victory Screech! 
[SpongeBob and Daddy Pig screech.]
Daddy Pig: Now let’s go home! 
[Daddy Pig grabs the watch and is about to press a button labelled “Present Day”.]
SpongeBob: Hey, shouldn’t we press the button labelled “One Minute Before Present Day”?
Daddy Pig: What?
French Narrator: One journey-through-time later...
Daddy Pig: [Time Travel watch turns to dust] Now I see why we should have pressed the other button... [Looks at Gary 2’s dead body] Heheh, Heh.... Sorry, SpongeBob. SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: Get out.
Daddy Pig: Oy?
SpongeBob: GET OUT DADDY PIG! YOU'RE NO LONGER WELCOME IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!
Daddy Pig: But why?
SpongeBob: YOU’VE KILLED BOTH GARY 1 AND 2, YOU GOT US STUCK IN OUR TELEVISION AND KILLED ALL THE ABANDONED CARTOON CHARACTERS IN THERE, YOU OPENED AN ILLEGAL CHURCH, YOU AND MOMMY SHEEP ATTEMPTED TO KILL REBECCA RABBIT, AND YOU HAVE BEEN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY KINDNESS BY LIVING HERE SINCE DECEMBER 13! WELL YOU LUCK HAS RUN OUT, DADDY PIG! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE!
Daddy Pig: Ok... 
[Daddy Pig sadly walks out of SpongeBob’s house as the screen fades to black.]
French Narrator: To Be Continued...
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