Super Mario Adventures Episode 1

== Overview ==
This is the first episode of the Super Mario Adventures cartoon series. It first aired on Cartoon Network on July 24, 2006. It is named "Journey into a Wacky World!'
(Please note that this doesn't have anything to do with other things called Super Mario Adventures, besides the fact that it has Mario and Mario-themed things)
Rating: TV-Y7-FV
== Characters ==
* Mario
* Luigi
* Yoshi
* Toadelia (a Toad)
* Shraun (another Toad)
* Shelldon (a Koopa Troopa)
* Shelly (another Koopa Troopa)
* Fred (a Fly Guy)
* Princess Peach
* Roads (a Paratroopa)
== Transcript ==
=== Scene 1: Naples ===
(at their plumbing business, Mario and Luigi are eating a pizza)
Mario: This pizza is so good after that mockery that New Yorkers call a pizza!
Luigi: You should be nicer, New Yorkers whip up a mean rat on the street.
Mario: Yeah, almost as good as literal garbage! (both brothers laugh)
Luigi: I mean seriously, they only have dinner for 2 and a half hours at most! I mean come on now!
(their phone rings)
Mario: I got it.
(inaudible gibberish coming from the phone)
Mario: Excuse me what?
(more inaudible gibberish)
Luigi: What is it?
Mario: Apparently there are swoops clogging up this couple's bathroom sink. That never happens in Naples, if anything you'd expect the mafia to pop up in the drain of your sink here.
Luigi: Well, looks like we have to leave our pizzas here. Whatever, it doesn't compare to the mean stuff they make in Bari anyway.
Mario: Stop talking, we need to clear out - stinking bats right now. Jeez, why don't they just call animal control?
(cuts to Mario showing up at the couple's door)
Mario: Mario brothers plumbing, you clog it, we make it worse! Seriously, how did you get BATS in your pipes?]
Shelldon: Honey, the plumber is being a jerk, I know these are the same people who contaminated the shower, they're the right people.
Shelly: Oh, great!
(cuts to Mario attempting to fix the sink)
Mario: (peeks into the bathroom sink's drain) Yeah, all I see are the swoops flying about in there Mrs., I don't know what I can do other than literally splitting the sink in half. (Opens the drawer below the sink to reveal an unhealthy-looking sink pipeline) Oh! Those pipes no longer function, I'm sorry.
Shelly: It's OK, neither does my marriage.
(Luigi comes scrambling into the house and into the bathroom)
Luigi: Mario, why did you leave me to fend against the mob again?
Mario: I needed to fix this broken sink, but this woman says it doesn't matter so-
Shelly: YOU CAN STILL DO A BETTER JOB THAN THAT!
Mario: Oh, sorry there, Mrs, but there is literally nothing I can do.
Luigi: Tinker with the pipes, maybe we can do something there.
Mario: I don't think that's how plumbing works, let's see what we can do in the basement.
(The brothers enter the basement to see hordes of flying swoops) 
Luigi: Yeah, all we can do is tell them to call animal control. Let's go. (Turns to see the swoops blocking the staircase up) Well we're caved in.
Mario: They are everywhere! (Pipes break)
Luigi: Well, we just screwed up big time.
Mario: Let's travel through the pipes and we might get out of here.
Luigi: Alrigh- Wait what? ARE WE JUST ABANDONING THIS PLACE?
Mario: Don't question it, let's just hop in. (grabs Luigi and jumps into the pipeline)
Shelldon: (at the top of the staircase) What is going on in our basement? Oh no, the swoops are coming up here, Oh go-
(intro plays)
=== Scene 2: Basement of Peach's Castle ===
Mario: (gets spat out of the drain into an unknown bathroom) Wait, what's going on? Where am I?
Luigi: (gets spat out of the drain on top of Mario) Oh, Sorry Mario! (The Bros get up) ...Where are we?
Mario: Looks like a place I'd dream up when I was a kid, or purgatory.
Luigi: Ok, and what about the poor Koopa Troopa couple we just unleashed a million swoops on?
Mario: They're unimportant. What's important is that we have no idea where we are. Oh, I see a door! It's always a good idea to open random doors in unknown places!
Luigi: OK, (reluctantly) let's a go...
(Mario and Luigi open the door and it is caught on a security camera)
Fred: Hmm, unknown people have just opened the door to the bathroom, I wonder where they came from.
Yoshi: Let me see... who are those goons? Toadelia, Shraun, do you know who these strange people are?
Toadelia: Nope.
Shraun: They look like the same person. (scoffs) They can't do a thing.
Toadelia: Be nice, they're probably more potent than they appear.
Shraun: OK, I'll be nice. Anything for you, Toadelia.
Toadelia: (scoffs) Weirdo.
Yoshi: Should we drop the cage?
Shraun: Yeah, go ahead, this day has been too boring so far.
Fred: OK, we're going to drop the cage in 3, 2,...
(transitions back where Mario and Luigi are)
Luigi: Yeah, this place is still weird.
Mario: Don't worry Luigi, it could be worse-
(giant cage drops down on the Bros)
Mario: Like this, it could turn out like this.
Luigi: We should have stuck to our guns and dealt with those swoops.
(Yoshi, Toadelia, and Shraun scramble to where Mario and Luigi are and look at them.
Yoshi: Halt! Who are you guys and how and why did you get here?
Mario: (timidly) It's a me, Mario, and this is my good brother Luigi...
Luigi: Howdy!
Mario: We came here because we were surrounded by swoops and there was a pipe nearby that we decided to take, and that led us here.
Luigi: You left out the fact that we were trying to help with a Koopa Troopa couple's troubles with swoops and you -
Mario: Shush! I'm trying to win them over!
Shraun: Why do you guys look so basic and same-y? Is it because you are?
Toadelia: Hey, be nice. Alright, you two, sorry about my friends. This is Shraun and this is Yoshi, and we work in the science and infiltration department of the Mushroom Kingdom government agency.
Yoshi: By the way, Shraun isn't one of her friends, she's just saying that to make him feel better.
Shraun: (to Yoshi) Hey! Enough with your stupid head canons!
Mario: (to Luigi) I don't know what it is about that Shraun guy, but I wouldn't trust him around our sister if we had one, wouldn't you say?
Luigi: Yep, definitely.
Toadelia: Anyways, we will let you two out of the cage under one circumstance; if you would like to go on a specific adventure.
Mario: Adventure? We haven't had one of those since that disappointing one in New York!
Luigi: Mario, are you sure this is a good idea? Ugh, whatever.
(at the laboratory where the Bros were caught on a security camera)
Toadelia: Alright, so we live in a land called the Mushroom Kingdom -
Mario: Mushroom Kingdom? That's a silly name. Like seriously, this is a real land where real humanoid mushrooms and - dinosaurs live? Is this real? I've got to be hallucinating this, right? What's behind that edgy cloaked guy's mask? Why haven't I processed this until now?
Yoshi: Yes, this is very real. If you bear with us and complete our assignment you'll get a pizza. The cloak guy's called Fred, by the way, he's a good friend.
Fred: Hi!
Mario: Oh, OK, deal!
Toadelia: Anyways, recently we've been under attack by this guild called the Koopa Troop. We've actually waged wars with them quite often historically.
Shraun: They've always been trying to replace the nature of this land with unpleasant lava and rocks to claim land over the Mushroom Kingdom. They've also pursued the princess of the kingdom multiple times, but have only succeeded a few times, and the current princess is far from their clutches.
Fred: Our current princess is right here, (shows a picture of the princess) and her name is Peach. She has been struggling to fight back the horde, and she usually sends Yoshi and Toadelia out to fight while she's planning for a military, to mixed results.
Toadelia: Basically, we're wondering if you guys can help us on our missions to ward off the Koopa Troop.
Luigi: (to Mario) What are you ogling at?
Mario: I don't know what it is about the Princess's appearance, but it makes me want to defend this land valiantly, and... maybe spend some time with her afterward?
Yoshi: (throws an egg at Mario) Get your mind out of the gutter, red man! You don't even know what she is like yet! 
Toadelia: Well, Mario, if that's a reason to help us, that's reason enough. How about you, Luigi? 
Luigi: Umm... (slowly backs away) 
Mario: Come on! Let's show the Koopa Troop what we're made of! I doubt there will be any more swoops! 
Luigi: (nervously) Well, I'm stuck here now, so might as well. 
Toadelia: Alright! It's time to take you guys through the training room! (Opens hidden door using a remote) Fred, take them in there! 
Luigi: (Enters room) Mario, we shouldn't have signed up for this. 
Mario: Don't be so paranoid! It could be worse - 
Luigi: I don't want to hear it; how could this get worse! 
Fred: Relax, it's only so bad if you can't square up against Bullet Bob. 
Mario: Wait? Bullet Bob? That at the sounds so hilarious and like a horror movie at the same time, that it builds up and becomes the most horrifying thing I've ever heard. You're right, Luigi, this was a horrible idea. 
Luigi: I TOLD YOU! 
Fred: (launches Bullet Bob) 
Mario: YIIIIIKEEES! (jumps up and conveniently lands on "Bullet Bob", making it explode) 
Luigi: What...just...happened? Did Bullet Bob just die? How... Mario do you have some supernatural explosive powers you aren't telling about? OH GOSH YOU HAVE SUPERNATURAL EXPLOSIVE POWERS YOU AREN'T TELLING ABOUT!!!! 
Mario: ...No, no I don't, or - THIS IS FREAKING ME OUT! 
Fred: Relax, Bullet Bobs are just ammunition. They are intended to explode upon contact. 
Luigi: That just sounds like bad engineering. 
Fred: Alright, let's see what the green guy can dish out. 
Luigi: ...ME? 
Fred: Yeah, you. let's see what you can do squaring up against Bullet Bob. 
Luigi: Wait a minute... if they are ammunition, why are you referring to them as a sentient being? 
Fred: ...it's just a nickname, OK? (launches another Bullet Bob) 
(Luigi also jumps at the right moment and makes the Bullet Bob explode) 
Fred: Great! You both passed the test! 
Luigi: Wait a minute, so all you have to do is... jump on things?! Oh jeez, do I have supernatural explosive powers too?!! 
Fred: Again - NO. In this world, you can just jump on things and chances are, they'll suffer. 
Luigi: Oh, OK- EXCUSE ME WHAT?!! 
Fred: Oh, I failed to mention, in this world, the act of jumping on things is actually a fierce weapon. Under some circumstances, people are squished for a few days. 
Luigi: YOU SAY THIS LIKE IT IS NORMAL! IT IS NOT NORMAL! IT CAN'T BE NORMAL!! 
Fred: Yeah, well, anyways, you guys passed the test and now you'll work with Yoshi and Toadelia to fend off the Koopa troop. 
Luigi: That was weirdly easy. 
Mario: Wait, so now that we've made two of your test dummies explode, you think we're the right men for the job? 
Fred: Well, we've been very desperate lately. 
Luigi: So, you randomly chose two Italian weirdos who were spat out the shower drain as the two new additions to the team? You TRULY couldn't have gotten ANYONE ELSE to do the dirty work? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 
Fred: Geez, chill- 
Mario: You realize, we chose to do this. 
Luigi: You mean, YOU chose to do this, and you forced me to tag along? 
Fred: Mario, I don't think your brother wants to do this. 
Mario: He just requires time, he'll get use to this. 
Luigi: I kind of doubt that. 
Mario: Come on, Luigi, tag along, you have your awesome brother that will defend you! 
Luigi: And now you're acting like I'm still four. 
Mario: If you don't want to get babied, COPE WITH THIS! 
Luigi: Fine, I'll cope with this. 
Fred: I am so glad I don't have a sibling. 
=== Scene 3: Peach's Castle Grounds ===
Toadelia: (brings out gravity pad) Alright-
Mario: What's that thing you have in your hands?
Luigi: Oh no, are those coordinates for a grenade? 
Yoshi: No, it's a cool device Toadelia has that can do basically anything, one time it got rid of the pulp that was in my orange juice. pulp in orange juice is a disgrace to society.
Toadelia: It's my gravity pad, I can use it to detect threats from afar, and it's capable for a myriad of other things. According to it... there is an entire airship heading our way (looks up) , ...aaaaaand it's Roads again. Also, it can't do just anything, for example it can't keep that weirdo Shraun way from me. 
Mario: I'm sorry, I can't take anyone called Roads seriously.
Toadelia: You should, he is a high-ranking officer of the Koopa Troop who just comes up with the most rancid schemes of all, (sighs) but today it seems like he opted for a showboat-y approach.
Yoshi: Yeah, he either is the smartest guy in the kingdom or almost as absent-minded as me.
Roads: (through giant megaphone) Hey, check this out, those two dopes have brought some friends along with just the ugliest mustaches in the world-
Mario: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MUSTACHE PUNK?! (jumps really high but ultimately falls on the ground)
Roads: Looks like one of those friends loves me so much that he got offended when I said something mildly defeating. (activates claw installed in his airship, and uses it to pick Mario up and shove him into his airship) This'll be easy, what about the green one?
Luigi: MARIO, NO! 
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