StrawberryMaster's Talks With Siri

StrawberryMaster's Talks With Siri is a comedy television show, mainly airing in PST times. This show focuses on how SM is so lonely that he needs Siri to talk to him because Siri is his only real friend. Siri, however, is a weird person and always says weird things to SM that he will never understand.
NOTE: This is a free-editing series.
NOTE 2: This series must have a transcript, with full detailed explanations. Example is the photo to the right. 
==Episode List==
===Episode 1===
NOTE: This is the shortest episode in the entire series, only being a pilot that lasts 5 minutes.
====Dialogue for Episode 1====