Annoying Orange: Top 5 Halloween Pranks!/Transcript

(Shocktober 2018 intro plays)
Orange: Happy Shocktober all you fruity ghouls and gals! Today we've got the Top 5 Halloween Pranks! I think this will be a really "spirited" list! (laughs) Let's get to it!
(title card)
#5. If you run into someone lacking Halloween spirit, don't worry!
(cuts to Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow and Grapefruit at outside Grumpy Potato's house)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato opens the door)
Grumpy Potato: I hate things that are fun! Go away! (slams door)
Orange: Just go back again on another day! Maybe they'll be in a better mood then! (laughs)
(time card: 2 weeks later, clock transition, they arrive back at Grumpy Potato's house in December wearing their Halloween costumes, "Jingle Bells" playing in the background music)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato opens door)
Grumpy Potato: What the heck are you kids doing here?! It's the middle of winter! (slams door again)
Orange: If they're STILL in a bad mood, don't give up! Keep on trying!
(3 months later time card, cuts to back at the house in March 2019)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato opens door again)
Grumpy Potato: SERIOUSLY??? (slams door again)
(4 months later time card, cuts to them back at the house in July 2019)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato opens the door again a fourth time)
Grumpy Potato: STOP THAT!!! Stop this right now! (slams door again)
(another 3 months later time card, cut to back at the house on October 31, 2019)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato opens the door again a fifth time and actually gives them candy)
Grumpy Potato: HERE! This is all the candy that I have! Just go away! (slams door)
Kitchen Crew: YAY!!! (money falling, text graphic reads "SUCCESS")
Orange: #4 is an old classic: Toilet paper their house!
(cut to inside the Grumpy Potato's house. Orange, Pear, Little Apple and Marshmallow leave toilet paper everywhere all over the place and laugh at him)
Grumpy Potato: HEY! Hey you kids stop there right this instant! Do you hear me?!
(Orange still laughs and the gang leaves not listening to him)
Grumpy Potato: WOW! This is actually pretty great! I was completely out of TP and now I've got a lifetime supply! (laughs, money kaching SFX, text graphic reads "SUCCESS" again)
Orange: #3 on the list of best ways to prank a meaniehead who's not giving out candy: Send more business their way!
(cut back to inside Grumpy Potato's house, they beg for him to give away candy again)
Grumpy Potato: I told you! I'm NOT giving away candy! Now please leave me alone! I'm busy watching an EXTREMELY boring documentary about King Louie XIII.
Orange: King WHAT???
Midget Apple: Did you say "King SIze"?!
Grumpy Potato: What? NO! I said-(gets cut off, record scratch)
(we see Strawberry dressed up as a pirate)
Strawberry: YO! Did somebody say "king sized"? Hey everyone! This guy's got some king-sized candy bars over here! YEEEAAAH!!!
(we zoom out to see Acorn, BatPan and Robinero Sauce are also at the Halloween party and everyone cheers as they eat the candy bars. Grumpy Potato screams in pain. Money kaching SFX and text graphic reads "SUCCESS" again.)
Orange: #2: Bring the Halloween spirit to them!
(cuts to the front door of Grumpy Potato's house, the doorbell rings again)
Grumpy Potato: Hello? Oh great! Another Another doorbell ditch!
(notices Orange, Pear, Midget Apple, Marshmallow and Grapefruit are disguised as a jack-o-lantern)
Grumpy Potato: Oh! And it looks like they left a jack-o-lantern too! Fantastic! Well come on then, Mr. Jack-O-Lantern. Let's put you in the garbage can right now!
(Orange and the others jump out of the lantern and jumpscare him)
Kitchen Crew: YEAH!!! (Grumpy Potato screams, Orange and his friends laugh, they steal his candy and leave)
Grumpy Potato: Oh boy! Is it a good thing that I still have all that toilet paper! (money kaching SFX and text graphic reads "SUCCESS" again)
Orange: And if all else fails, the #1 way to prank someone on Halloween is... Swap yourself out for the real thing!
(cut back to the beginning of the video where they're outside Grumpy Potato's house again), doorbell rings again)
Kitchen Crew: Trick or treat! (Grumpy Potato furiously opens the door again)
Grumpy Potato: And what are YOU supposed to be?
Orange: A werewolf!
Grumpy Potato: I've SEEN a werewolf and you look NOTHING like one! No candy for you this year!
(they take the candy anyway and leave, Orange swaps with an atual werewolf to get his revenge)
(the werewolf howls as he opens the door. Grumpy Potato answers it)
Grumpy Potato: I told you, you little wannabe wolf! SCRAM!
(the werewolf eats him and kills him. Grumpy Potato screams as he gets eaten. Money kaching SFX and text graphic reads "SUCCESS" one last time)
(cut to endcard with Shrieking Fruity Question of the Day)
(video ends)