Where's Lemon?/Transcript

(The episode starts with Limefong going out of the Candle Friends’ house.)
Limefong: Time to visit my girlfriend!
(He drives the Candle Car to Lemon’s house. He gets out and notices the front door is open.)
Limefong: Wait, why is the door open? Eh. Anyway, hey, Lemon!
(No response.)
Limefong: She probably didn’t hear me.
(He goes inside.)
Limefong: Hey, Lemon!
(He still gets no response.)
Limefong: Uh, Lemon, are you there?
(He checks her room.)
Limefong: Oh man, I’m worried about her. Lemon?
(He takes off the covers, but she is not underneath.)
Limefong: Where is she?!
(He runs to every room in the house, but finds nothing.)
Limefong: WHERE DID SHE GO?!
(Cue theme song. After that, the scene cuts to Limefong explaining the situation to the Candle Friends.)
Limefong: And, it’s like she basically just disappeared without a trace!
Shaduck: What if she got kidnapped?!
Mystic: Well, whatever happened to her, we’re going to find her.
Limefong: Jeah!
(Cuts to them inside the Candle Car, with Shaduck as the driver.)
Shaduck: Alright, y'all, we're not stopping until we find her.
Limefong: Of course!
(Shaduck starts the car, but it makes a grinding sound, refusing to start. He tries again, but the result is the same.)
Shaduck: Hunk of junk!
(He slams his fist on the dashboard five times, then slams his face in the horn, which makes a loud and droning noise.)
Shaduck: (To Limefong.) Maybe you should drive.
(They search for Lemon at the King and Queen's castle first. Limefong enters it.)
Limefong: Did you guys see someone named “Lemon” here?
King: Nope, sorry.
Limefong: But she’s my girlfriend! I need to find her!
Queen: Well, good luck.
(Limefong sighs and gets back into the Candle Car.)
Limefong: Well, she’s not in the castle or anywhere the King or Queen would find her.
Candle Man: Wait! I got an idea! We don’t need to look for her, I have this superpower of mine that is perfect for situations like this! LEMON...
Mystic: Do you even know her surname?
Candle Man: No...
Limefong: Well, the Mating Candle Call won’t work if you don’t know her surname. We need to find her another way.
Shaduck: Which place should we get to next, then?
Limefong: Dunno. Remember the place where I first met her?
(Cuts to 35 Sparky Lane, the place Limefong referred to.)
Limefong: Have you seen a lady named “Lemon”?
Love Finder host: I have not.
Limefong: Dang it.
(Cuts back to the car as Limefong sits in.)
Limefong: Well, she’s not there, either.
Shaduck: Where should we go next?
Candle Man: (Snarky tone.) Well, most people have a home, you know. So why not look for her inside her own house?
Limefong: (Sighs.) I did… and she wasn’t there. That’s why we’re trying to find her.
Candle Man: Let’s check the cinema!
(They drive to Wikia Cinema in Mainsotte 9.)
Limefong: Lemon? Has anyone seen my girlfriend Lemon?
Ticket Seller: No.
Limefong: Really?! Why does no one know who Lemon is?
(He exits the theatre. Back in the car.)
Mystic: So, Lime, did anyone see Lemon?
Limefong: No. But I’m not giving up on her!
Candle Man: What if Shaduck teleports to random places all the way until he finds her?
Shaduck: Yeah, not a bad idea…
(Shaduck begins to rapidly teleport to many random places but doesn’t find Lemon)
Shaduck: It was a bad idea after all.
Mystic: Just like you?
Shaduck: HEY, INSULTING ME ALL THE TIME!
Mystic: BUT YOU DESERVE TO BE CALLED THEM!
(Mystic and Shaduck argue until Candle Man interrupts them.)
Candle Man: CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO! STOP ARGUING ALL THE TIME! ESPECIALLY WHEN WE’RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEARCHING FOR LIME’S GIRLFRIEND!
Limefong: Jeah! Wish you guys could stop arguing for once.
Shaduck: Well, she started it!
Candle Man: Still, STOP IT!
Limefong: Anyway, any more ideas to find her? I’m worried about her.
Mystic: Who knows? Maybe it’s her senior in prom?
Limefong: Uh, she’s in college. She’s 20 years old.
(Candle Man looks embarrassed as he never finished high school. Limefong accidentally blares the car horn, causing the truck in front of them to blare back.)
Mystic: Smooth move, Limefong.
Limefong: Oh, shut up.
(The scene changes to a while later, where Candle Man has fallen asleep, Mystic is reading and Shaduck is looking out the window.)
Shaduck: Is this a search for Lemon or a road trip?
Limefong: We were supposed to search for her!
Mystic: Well, excuuuse us for getting bored.
Limefong: Let’s see you look for someone who’s mysteriously disappeared!
Mystic: Nah, I’d rather read. It makes me forget how much of a jerk Shaduck is.
Shaduck: Then I’ll help him, like the better person I am. Uh, have you looked for clues? Like, shreds of clothing or lemon juice?
Candle Man: (Suddenly waking up.) Yeah! Why don’t you sniff around a trail, like a bloodhound or something?
Mystic: Yeah, get out of the car and go on all fours, haha! 
Limefong: Real funny, Mystic.
Shaduck: Lemme just-(Grabs her and teleports her out of the car somewhere. He comes back alone.)
Candle Man: Dude, why did you do that?!
Shaduck: She was insulting Limefong, Lemon, and me!
Candle Man: Just find Lemon before Mystic comes back or she kills herself again.
Shaduck: Man, it would be wonderful to see that happen. Again. Again. And again.
Limefong: Never mind that. (Spots something out the window.) Look!
Shaduck: Huh?
(Limefong stops the car and gets out. He picks up a purple hair bow and shows it to Shaduck.)
Shaduck: So?
Limefong: This is her bow! She was wearing it last I saw her!
Candle Man: Don’t they sell hundreds of those in stores?
Limefong: True, but look!
(A puddle of yellow liquid sits where the bow used to be. Limefong tastes it.)
Shaduck: OH GOD, IT’S PEE! 
Candle Man: EW!
Limefong: CALM DOWN! Calm down. It’s lemon juice. There was a struggle here.
(Shaduck licks it.)
Shaduck: So it is.
Candle Man: Which means someone really did kidnap her!
Shaduck: Yeah! Let’s look for more clues.
Candle Man: But who would want to kidnap Lemon?
Limefong: I already have an idea, but I need more clues as to why she was kidnapped.
(Cuts to them outside a roller rink, the same as shown in “Mysshell Kwan”. They walk inside. Henqua Ticank, an employee, greets them.)
Henqua: Hi, my name is Henqua! Look at my “woah” face. (Makes a shocked face.)
Shaduck: Uh, cool.
Limefong: Anyway, we are looking for someone named “Lemon” here. Do you know her?
Henqua: No. Is she an actual lemon?
Candle Man: A lemon head. You know, human body, lemon head.
Henqua: I don’t know, but if you need help, you’ll know to call Henqua Ticank, the super employee at the Wikia Roller Rink! Also, don’t tell the guys from The Gumball Show Wiki I’m here!
Candle Man: Just take us to your manager.
(Cuts to the trio stepping to the manager’s room.)
Candle Man: Alright, sir, we need to see your- wait…
(Immediately, the manager gets up. He is the manager from “May I Take Your Order?”)
Limefong/The manager: It’s you!
Manager: I oughta bust up the dog kid for showing his face around here!
Limefong: You can try!
(Dramatic pauses, then both laugh and hug.)
Shaduck: Is there something I’m not getting?
Manager: I owe this kid my career! He got me this job and he’s been here every day with his girlfriend since!
Candle Man: I feel weird...
Limefong: Well, speaking of Lemon, she’s gone missing.
Manager: She has?
Limefong: Yep, and I’d like the keys to the Superbuggy.
Manager: No way. No… way.
Limefong: Come on, dude! It’s the only way I can find her!
Manager: Oh, all right. But you better bring it back in one piece!
Limefong: Without a scratch.
(The manager tosses Limefong the keys.)
Limefong: Thank you.
(They walk out.)
Candle Man: What does the Superbuggy have to do with anything?
Limefong: It’s the only way we’re gonna find Lemon.
(They go out in the parking lot and get into the Sadim Superbuggy.)
Candle Man: How, though?!
Limefong: There’s a place where we can access every camera in town. Only way in is with a registered car.
Candle Man: What? Prison?
Limefong: No, the Ultra Camera Center, inside the Mega Computer in the center of town. Remember?
Candle Man: No.
Limefong: Oh. Well, you’re about to.
(Limefong turns the key, and the Superbuggy immediately jets them to the Mega Computer. As the name says, it is a large computer. Inside it is the technology used to regulate the town.)
Limefong: Now do you remember?
Candle Man: Nnnnnnnnnno.
Limefong: Ugh.
(They go to a wall of the Mega Computer. Limefong presses a button on the car, and a garage door opens up. Limefong brings it in.)
Candle Man: This is cool!
Limefong: This is the most high-tech place in the kingdom. It powers your Internet, your iMail, and everything in between.
(They get out of the car and into an elevator. It brings them up to a dim room with multiple computer interfaces scattered on the walls. On the screens are shots of everywhere in town. A droid rolls around the room.)
Limefong: Hello there, R9. Can you bring up camera feed at the Spammers’ lair?
(The droid whistles an affirmation, the wheels up to a small computer it starts messing with.)
Candle Man: Is it me, or does that droid look familiar?
Limefong: That’s R9-G4. He works here.
(The droid brings up the current camera feed.)
Limefong: Rewind to last night.
(He does so.)
Limefong: Stop.
(R9 does so again.)
Limefong: Now let’s see what happened last night.
(The camera shows the Spammers in their lair, hatching a plan.)
Whickey: This plan would be different than the last plans. About that one brown dog… I have a plan to kidnap that Lime girlfriend of his.
Luis: Wait, he has a girlfriend?
Whickey: Yes. But he will lose her forever via our plan.
Maps: How could we kidnap her that easily?
Whickey: We will just wait until it’s night time, when she sleeps.
Kitchen: Ah yes, something that will definitely let us focus on reviving UCP without having to deal with the Candle Flips!
Gyux: jiosughnsesmcerdonfaljokvf (Subtitles: Indeed! They won’t get in our way this time!)
The Main 4: WHAT?!
Candle Man: Well, to be honest, I partially also said “what” because… well, Gyux…
Limefong: R9, switch to Lemon Sourheart’s house cam.
Candle Man: ...Sourheart?
Limefong: Yes! Lemon Sourheart!
Candle Man: What a weird name.
Limefong: Says the one whose first name isn’t even a real word!
Candle Man: HEY! 
Mystic: (Looking through a dictionary.) Actually, Lime’s right, Botuczy isn’t a real word. 
(The camera feed shows Lemon watching TV on the couch. Someone kicks open her door, and the Spammers run in.)
Lemon: HEY!
Kitchen: Get ‘er!
(As soon as Lemon tries to run away, she is immediately captured.)
Lemon: LET GO OF ME!
Whickey: NEVER!
Lemon: WHY DID YOU CAPTURE ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
Whickey: You will know soon.
(They drive to the Spammers’ lair. Cuts to the Main 4, who watch this happen.)
Shaduck: What are they gonna use her for, anyway?!
Candle Man: I bet it will have to do with reviving UCP, I guess.
Limefong: WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!
(They run out of the Mega Computer and speed away in the Superbuggy.)
Candle Man: WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY COULD BE?!
Shaduck: THE LAIR, IDIOT!
Candle Man: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!
Shaduck: WE LITERALLY SAW THEM GO THERE!
Limefong: BOTH OF YOU STOP BEFORE I CRASH THIS CAR INTO A BRIDGE ABUTMENT!
Candle Man and Shaduck: OKAY!
(The Main 4 drive to the Spammers' lair.)
Candle Man: Lime, crash into the lair! 
Limefong: WHAT? ARE YOU INSANE?! THIS ISN’T EVEN MY CAR!
(While Limefong is distracted, the mirror on the passenger seat door is ripped clean off of the car by a stop sign.)
Shaduck: LIME!
Limefong: SORRY!
Candle Man: (Pointing from the backseat.) LIMEFONG, THE LAIR!
(Limefong turns around and sees the car is about to crash into the lair. He hits the brakes real hard, but doesn’t stop the Superbuggy from hitting a “Yield” sign, which topples over and slams straight into the lair.)
Shaduck: Now let’s get Lemon back.
Candle Man: Yeah.
(Cuts to the Spammers.)
Whickey: What was that? Did you guys hear that?!
Dyaboy: Looks like something got smashed.
Maps: Well let’s see...
(Maps checks the security camera, and is shocked to see Limefong, Shaduck and Candle Man looking directly into the camera.)
Maps: IT’S THEM!
Gyux: Dwhuykdhyvdauhads?! (The landlord?!)
Maps: No, you idiot! Three of the Candle Flips who ruin our plans every time.
Gyux: Dqhukfwebafw. (Oh, thank goodness.) 
Whickey: The Candle Flips have gone really too far. Let me guess, they’re looking for the girl.
Maps: Quick! Someone throw her in the closet or something!
Luis: She’s already locked in the bathroom. She still is too. 
Maps: Okay, good.
(Limefong comes inside.)
Limefong: WE KNOW YOU HAVE HER! WHERE’S LEMON?!
Luis: AAAH! SOMEONE KEEP THEM FROM GETTING TO HER!
Dyaboy: Nah, don’t worry, they won’t be able to find her. They are stupid anyway.
Gyux: fwegyufbucabucsanhjd (Subtitles: You got that one right.)
Dyaboy: What did you say again?
Kitchen: (Sigh.) He said you are right about what you said.
Dyaboy: (Blushing.) Thanks then, Gyux.
Gyux: fwejhdsjsdji. (Subtitles: You’re welcome, bud.) 
Limefong: WHERE. IS. LEMON?!
Whickey: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Gyux: ghydwcagjdg! (Subtitles: Yeah, so pest off!)
Limefong: Pfft… she’s my girlfriend!
Maps: Pfft...so?
Limefong: So?! SO?! Me and the rest of the Candle Friends looked through cameras and we know it's you guys who stole my Lemon!
Kitchen: You…saw us?!
Limefong: Of course!
Kitchen: Well, drat. 
(Limefong uses his electricity on the Spammers propelling them onto the floor.)
Limefong: Now that should teach you a lesson. 
Whickey: That your electricity reminds me of an electric chair?
Limefong: Oh, I can do it again if you want.
Luis: DON’T DO IT AGAIN. IT STILL STUNS TOO. WOO HO-
Limefong: SILENCE!
(The Spammers go silent immediately.)
Limefong: Good. Now where she is.
Maps: We still aren’t telling you where that girl is.
Kitchen: Yeah!
Limefong: Want me to electrocute you guys again?
Gyux: jjisdjfgsjghsahf (Subtitles: PLEASE NO!)
Candle Man: (Offscreen.) How about I burn them to dust like I did with UCP?
Luis: No, thank you!
(Electricity starts coming out of Limefong’s paw.)
Limefong: Would you rather be electrocuted or burned to dust?
Dyaboy: Neither!
Candle Man: How about a mix of both?
Whickey: I got a better idea.
Dyaboy: What’s that?
Whickey: RUN!
(The Spammers try to run out of the lair, but Limefong uses telekinesis to bring them back. Candle Man throws fireballs at them, missing all of them but one that scorches Luis’ robotic hand. Shaduck shoots lasers at the bunch, and most hit the target, but none do severe damage.)
Whickey: Let’s get out of here. (Holds up a vial of yellow liquid.) We got what we needed.
 while they scatter, every Spammer taking a different secret passageway out of the lair.)
Shaduck: AND STAY OUT!
Candle Man: We can’t evict them, though.
Limefong: Now, all we have to do is look for her.
(Limefong, Shaduck, and Candle Man start searching for Lemon in the lair.)
Candle Man: If I was a Spammer, where would I hide Lemon?
(Dust that was on the ceiling falls on top of Candle Man.)
Candle Man: ACHOO! Stupid dust. 
(Candle Man looks for her in the kitchen, but does not find anyone.)
Candle Man: Hmm… where could she be?
(Shaduck searches in Whickey’s bedroom. He searches through the wardrobe, but does not find her.)
Shaduck: Gosh, where is she??
(He looks through the other Spammers’ rooms. Timecard says: 10 minutes later.)
Shaduck: Guys, I looked through the Spammers’ bedrooms and I still couldn’t find her.
Limefong: Man, today was really bad.
(They suddenly hear a sound from the bathroom.)
Shaduck: Huh, did I hear something?
(Another noise.)
Candle Man: You aren’t the only one who is hearing that. 
Limefong: I think it’s coming from the bathroom.
(He walks over to it and opens the door. Lemon is tied up in it.)
Candle Man, Shaduck, Limefong: LEMON!
Lemon: (Muffled.) LIMEFONG!
(Limefong uses his teeth to tear her out of the rope material.)
Lemon: Thank goodness you guys are finally here!
Limefong: I’m sorry I took so long. I didn’t know-
(Lemon hugs him, and he hugs back.)
Shaduck: Those Spammers will pay for attacking a friend!
Candle Man: Maybe you could catch up to them with your teleportation?
Limefong: Speaking of teleportation, where did you put Mystic?
Shaduck: …
(Cuts to Mystic, who is hanging on the still-cut bridge over the Pucup ravine.)
Mystic: SHADUCK, THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE! YOU KNOW I’M SCARED OF HEIGHTS! (Grunts while trying to climb up the bridge, but fails.) SHADUUUUUCK!
(Cuts to Shaduck.)
Shaduck: I stuck her in a place where she can mature on her own.
Candle Man: Oh. Okay then.
Limefong: We still have one more question.
(They turn to look at him.)
Limefong: What did they want with Lemon?
(Cuts to another room in the lair, which houses a frying pan. Zooms in on it. Episode ends.)
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