UnBarnian Internet

Yes, UnBarney's dear leader gave us internet! Not quite. This is a extremely monitored internet with the number of websites estimated to be around 100. 6 social media sites, a search engine, LOTS of egregious propaganda and more. However, these are a bunch of lies from an UnBarnian traitor who escaped. This glorious internet sets world standards in orderliness, prosperity and the glorious thing that is socialism. Free from evil UnAnything capitalism, evil UnMario imperialism and the cruel outside world.
== Sites ==
Everything in italic is words from the dumbass traitor who escaped and lives in the evil capitalist UnAnything. 
* There's 6 social media sites, all sanitized versions of western capitalist websites
* The search engine Blaod is not Google's US Imperialism, nor is it our friend China's Baidu. It's way better because it's based off the word "blood" and that's cool and violent!
* A bunch of random blogs containing outlandish propaganda. Once again, that traitor who escaped is LYING!
* An online store! Get things delivered straight to your door!
* The UnBarnian Police website
* A totally normal cooking website. We swear!
* Only 1 p### site because p### is banned to everyone except top elites. 
* The website for the glorious UnBarney Entertainment Classification with in depth descriptions of what is in the strong and prosperous shames that bring UnMario AND UnAnything to their knees!
* Maps
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