CREEP OVER

Ah, this DIE-CROWAVE SLOPCORN from GORE-VILLE REDENBACHER is PRE-SCARED for us all tonight, Kiddies. It even has MOVIE FEAR-TRE-STYLE BUTTER ha-ha-ha-ha. Dig in and enjoy our LAST HEAPING-HELPING OF HORROR, I call... 
Back in the Autumn of 1970, a girl walked through the hallway of a school out, in western-Indiana one day. She reached a door and heard somebody eerily-laughing like a chipmunk. The young girl looked around, gasping in surprise, but she was alone in the hallway. She opened the door and went into the classroom, where other kids were finger-painting at tables. The girl handed a piece of paper to the art teacher sitting behind the desk. "Thank you Carol. Nice to see you today" the art teacher said to the girl, smiling. "Hi, Miss Conrad, nice seeing you too ma'am" Carol replied to her, smiling back and then took a seat at one of the tables. Carol grabbed a sheet of paper and dipped some of her fingers into paint. As she finger-painted, another girl next to her said to her: "hi, Carol, I'm excited for the sleepover tonight at your house". "Hi, Ellen, yeah me too. We'll have popcorn" Carol replied to her, smiling. "No boys either!" Ellen said. "Yep" Carol agreed, saying to Ellen. "Jax was out in the hallway laughing somewhere and surprised me, Ellen" Carol said to her. 
That evening, Carol and Ellen stood kitchen, and Carol grabbed a big bowl of popcorn from on the countertop. She and Ellen walked upstairs together into a bedroom. The eerie chipmunk laughter was heard by the girls somewhere within the bedroom then. Both Ellen and Carol gasped in surprise at it, looking around the room. "Oh, it's Jax! He likes it hide in my room here, Ellen" Carol said to her. "Oh, I understand Carol" Ellen responded. As the eerie chipmunk laughter of Jax went on and on, bright green slime oozed out of the keyhole of the door to the closet in Carol's bedroom. Meanwhile, a man was drinking a bottle of gin in the living-room of a house, while The Brady Bunch came on on the t.v. He got up from the couch and walked into the kitchen then. A woman was doing the dishes and he asked her, "hey, where's Ellen at, babe?". "She's over at Carol's having a sleepover tonight Larry" the woman responded to him. "Fran you dumb moron, she'll miss her freakin' chores tonight!" Larry shouted at her. Fran turned around with a black eye. "Oh, come on Larry please!" she pleaded with him. Larry slapped Fran across her face, causing her to scream out in pain. "I AM GETTIN' IN THE FREAKIN' CAR AND BRINGIN' ELLEN HOME NOW, FRAN YOU HALF-WIT OF A WIFE!!" Larry shouted at her and took off out the front door then. 
Meanwhile, Carol and Ellen stood in front of Carol's closet. "Want to play a game to find Jax Ellen?" Carol said to her, asking. "Sure" she responded. Carol handed her the popcorn, and as the bright-green slime oozed out of the keyhole of Carol's closet-door, Carol drew a big door on the bottom half of her closet door with a bright red marker. She knocked on the drawing seven times in a row then, as Ellen watched. The drawing of the big door in bright-red marker shined then and Ellen gasped in surprise. She munched on some of the popcorn and the drawing of the door opened, cracking a hole in the closet-door. A bright purple head with black eyes with big pupils of white peeked out of the big hole within Carol's closet door. It had no nose and its wide mouth had black lips. The inside of its mouth was yellow, and the thing had a black tongue in its mouth. Ellen gasped, dropping the big bowl of popcorn on the floor and the thing laughed eerily like a chipmunk just looking at her and Carol. "Ellen, this is Jax my Friend" Carol said, introducing her to the monster. Larry knocked on a door of a house and it opened. A lady stood in the doorway and said to him: "oh, Larry, hi, is something wrong?". "Hey, Saundra, I'm pickin' up Ellen. Fran that stupid Wife of mine brought her here. My Daughter has chores to do at home" he drunkenly said to her. "Oh, but Ellen and Carol are having a sleepover tonight, Larry. Please, Fran is my Friend also" Saundra told him. But Larry meanly shoved her out of his way, barging into the house. 
"My Husband, Ed, will be home soon Larry" Saundra said to him, but he marched up the stairs. As Larry barged right into Carol's room, he shouted at Ellen, "ELLEN, TIME TO LEAVE NOW YOU LITTLE BRAT!". "But Daddy, Mama brought me over here to have a fun sleepover with Carol here" she answered him. "YOU HAVE CHORES TO DO THIS EVENIN' YOU STUPID BRAT. COME HERE NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU A BEATIN' LIKE I ALWAYS DO!" Larry shouted, threatening his daughter. Jax emerged out of the hole in her closet door. The monster's body was bright red with six purple stripes going across it. The monster was on its knees and then stood up. The six-foot-tall thing saw Larry and its laughter became louder. Jax stretched out its long, white arms in front of it. The monster grabbed him with its bright-orange hands by his head, as Larry screamed in horror. As Jax stood on his feet of bright-orange with his long legs of white, the monster jerked Larry's head, twisting it clear around, killing him then. The girls both gasped in fear, putting their hands to their mouths. The monster's bald bright-purple head twisted around itself with creepy cracks and Jax looked at them. The thing's head twisted back around with more creepy-cracks. It kneeled and dragged the dead body of Larry back into the hole in the door of the closet. A wall of bright green slime was behind Jax and the corpse. The monster waved at the girls then, and they smiled and waved back. The drawing of the big door shut, the closet-door returned to normal, and the drawing disappeared. The eerie-laughter stopped then. 
Hee-Hee-Hee, that was quite a FRIGHT for a sleepover eh, BOILS AND GHOULS? It did become SCARY FOR LARRY, but he CAME AROUND...or HIS HEAD DID! Now Ellen has a BRAND NEW FIEND for when she has more sleepovers at SCARE-ROL'S NEXT SLIME aha-ha-ha-ha-ha!