John Miracle

== Member of the Miracle Warrior Family. ==
Also known as axe man. He fought very well, having a potent fighting spirit and two deadly axes. He slew many foes, and he was the last to wear the Condom Cap until it was reacquired later on.
He also wore the pants of a jester for some reason, and at one point nearly lost his life to a goblin chewing on his toes, which he narrowly escaped at the cost of partially turning into a skeleton.
He would eventually be defeated by a group of foes attacking him from all sides, but his legacy still lived on in Harold and, regrettably, The Lamp Warrior.
File:John miracle.png|John using his power stance.
File:John miracle 2.png|John getting his axe stuck in a corpse.
File:John miracle 3.png|John looking upon the altar of his ancestors.