Coffeeland

Coffeeland is a coastal town located in the east of New Sohcahtoa, a district of Sohcahtoa; it is near the boundary with this area and Old Sohcahtoa. The town has a huge obsession with coffee and more than half the shops are coffee-related. There is also a huge cappuccino fountain in the middle of the town square, and an enormous harbour which allows tons of coffee beans to be imported overseas via ships.
Coffeeland's inhabitants are very shaky and hyperactive due to all the caffeine they take in by drinking coffee. They also have to pee often, which is why there is an unusually high number of public toilets scattered around the town. They have an infamous rivalry with the residents of the nearby town of Tealand; they often argue over whether tea or coffee is truly better.
The beaches in Coffeeland are considered beautiful, but are notorious for being covered in coffee beans, particularly outside of the cafés. Sometimes this results in a coffee aroma strong enough to be smelt in Weetoun and Akravtil. Morten Larsen often has dreams of visiting the town, where it looks rather exaggerated compared to its real life counterpart, mostly consisting of giant coffee cups and coffee bean mountains.
A hospital was built in Coffeeland in 2007 due to rising injury rates and to avoid further addition to bad traffic problems in the city of Weetoun, located nearby. Coffeeland formerly had a Fat Mart supermarket which opened in 2014, however many residents became annoyed with the branch selling instant coffee instead of coffee beans. The store was boycotted to the extent where it had to close in January 2016 due to a lack of customers.
==Points of interest==
*Coffeeland Town Square
*Coffeeland Harbour
*Coffeeland Primary School
*Coffeeland High School
*Cappuccino Fountain
*Hyperblend Coffee Centre
*From Bean to Cup Coffee Emporium
*Caffè Zero
*Jazz Caffè
*Coffeeland Hospital
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