Halo SASUKE 12

Halo SASUKE 12 is the 7th 25 Competitor Tournament, the 1st since Halo SASUKE 6, and the Fourth Tournament since Weaponmatt's Total Victory in Halo SASUKE 8.
THE SHOW
AFTER MANY LONG GLORIOUS MONTHS OF CHUMPY SADNESS, HALO SASUKE LIVED ON IN T12. Initially T12 was supposed to be this epic 100 competitor extravaganza. Chumpy’s dumbass deleted THE WHOLE SECTION OF CLIPS IN HIS COMPUTER ON ACCIDENT. Which resulted in a few months of Halo Sasuke in Jump Pergotory. During this time Chumpy threatened to quit multiple times to his good friend and longtime editor Irish. Chumpy even started a 1 off tournament with Swan for 5 minutes called K-Mart Warrior. That didn’t pan out which left Chumpy no choice but to use necromancer powers to bring Halo Sasuke back from the land of Jump pergatory. 
THE TOURNAMENT 
To make the tournament even worse than what was already expected, Chumpy was only willing to gather 25 runs for this course, so he did that. To make it even more of an embarrassment, Chumpy not only f*cked around the entire editing for the tournament. He also decided to commentate the whole thing at 2:30 in the morning, completely losing all acknowledgement of time and brain power. Resulting in an incredible dumpster fire of a tournament.
THE RESULTS
9 people decided to show up and clear this tournament. Including Killer, Drew, Jake, and Cyrus Clearing for either their first time, or first time in a while. Then the other guys that are actually good showed up and didn’t really try that hard. Even Joey, the sweatiest motherfucker of all time decided to fail stage 2. What a fucking pussy. Flame and Booker cleared again, no shock from me. Along with Smokey and Matt being the Guys they are and beating S1. Shock fails include Rish, Hunter, fireball, and pedro pussying out on stage one. Rog showed up and failed the first obstacle. A direct representation on how much people loved T12. Smokey and Matt beat stage 2 and Matt got 1st failing the cliffhanger. 
CONCLUSION
Kids, what have we learned here today. To have the ups in life, you must also experience the downs in life. This was definitely a down. The truth in it all is that it isn’t about how hard you fall, it’s how you get back up. And T13 is less of a shitshow than this atrocity of a jump tournament. Go watch that and skip this one unless your a big fan of Tobey Maguire. 
== Stage One Obstacles ==
1.1: Grip Glider
1.2: Ascending Pillars*
1.3: Jump Hang Kai*
1.4: Sonic Curve*
1.5: Great Wall
1.6: Flying Chute
1.7: Lego Climb
*- new
TL: 1:40 (100) sec.
=== Results ===
Position	GT 	Rank 	Appearance	Result 	Notes
1. 	ItzFoamy 	Regular 	4th 	(1.2) Ascending Pillars	
2. 	PacificChamp 	Regular 	9th 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	
3. 	I DeMi GoDz I 	Regular 	11th 	(1.2) Ascending Pillars	
4. 	Swantron97 	Veteran 	7th 	(1.7) Lego Climb 	Time Out.
5. 	Speny37 	Finisher	6th 	CLEAR (18.9) 	
6. 	TrickyCyrus 	Regular 	6th 	CLEAR (9.2) 	
7. 	WolfNinja1225 	Regular 	2nd 	(1.5) Great Wall 	Time Out.
8. 	TXDrewtv 	Finisher	11th 	CLEAR (5.2) 	
9. 	BubbaAce 	Regular 	10th 	(1.3) Jump Hang Kai 	
10. 	ROFLcopter 	Newcomer	1st 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	Digest.
11. 	FlyingSquirrel 	Regular 	7th 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	Digest.
12. 	Cactus AHHH 	Regular 	2nd 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	Digest.
13. 	ILUVKPOP 	Newcomer	1st 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	Digest.
14. 	XxAlfaPumaxX 	Veteran 	8th 	(1.3) Jump Hang Kai 	
15. 	Superninjajake2	Regular 	2nd 	CLEAR (8.0) 	
16. 	CrownedFerret19	Finisher	10th 	(1.6) Flying Chute 	
17. 	Flameosaurus 	Veteran 	11th 	CLEAR (15.8) 	
18. 	BookerTaco 	Finisher	7th 	CLEAR (3.2) 	
19. 	RPG445 	Veteran 	9th 	(1.1) Grip Glider 	
20. 	Vozzae 	All-Star	9th 	CLEAR (22.3) 	
21. 	HunterUnit751 	All-Star	12th 	(1.6) Flying Chute 	
22. 	Fireball zxz 	All-Star	11th 	(1.3) Jump Hang Kai 	
23. 	SMOKEY MASSACRE	All-Star	11th 	CLEAR (19.8) 	
24. 	Petrillofam4 	All-Star	10th 	(1.6) Flying Chute 	
25. 	Weaponmatt 	All-Star	9th 	CLEAR (17.5) 	
 
== Stage Two Obstacles ==
(2.1) Maze Slider
(2.2) Double Salmon Ladder
(2.3) Curved Spider Walk
(2.4) Balance Ball*
(2.5) Metal Spin^
(2.6) Water Walls
*- New
^- Modified 
TL: 90 sec.
=== Results ===
Position	GT 	Rank 	Appearance	Result 	Notes
5. 	Speny37 	Finisher	2nd 	(2.3) Curved Spider Walk	
6. 	TrickyCyrus 	Regular 	1st 	(2.4) Balance Ball 	
8. 	TXDrewtv 	Finisher	2nd 	(2.4) Balance Ball 	
15. 	Superninjajake2	Regular 	1st 	(2.3) Curved Spider Walk	
17. 	Flameosaurus 	Veteran 	5th 	(2.5) Metal Spin 	
18. 	BookerTaco 	Finisher	4th 	(2.4) Balance Ball 	
20. 	Vozzae 	All-Star	7th 	(2.4) Balance Ball 	
23. 	SMOKEY MASSACRE	All-Star	6th 	CLEAR (10.5) 	
25. 	Weaponmatt 	All-Star	8th 	CLEAR (5.1) 	
== Stage Three Obstacles ==
(3.1) Rolling Mongoose
(3.2) Floating Boads
(3.3) Discount Mirror's Edge
(3.4) Sweaty Cliffhanger
(3.5) Cycling Road
(3.6) Vertical Limit
(3.7) Ledge Climb
(3.8) Yeet Coaster
*- New
^- Modified 
Results
Position	GT 	Rank 	Appearance	Result 	Notes
23. 	SMOKEY MASSACRE	All-Star	4th 	(3.3) Discount Mirror's Edge	
25. 	weaponmatt 	All-Star	5th 	(3.4) Sweaty Cliffhanger