Krusty Krust Cereal

Krabs makes cereal in this masterpiece of an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants (2026 reboot). This is a recently-produced episode
== transcript ==
Krabs: why does nobody come to the krabby krust in the morning
squardwid: becuase is breakfast time you moron. we have SCHOOL. WORK. AND OTHER MORNING STU-
krap: shut up
squarwdi: foolish
Spogueob: make cereal EZPZ
krabs: SPUGNA ROBERTO QUADRATI PANTALONI YOU ARE A GENIUS
spogneu: genie*
Squardiwi: HOW WOULD YOU MAKE CEREAL IF ALL WE HAVE IS PATTIES
krabs: you put patty bits into the milk-
squidward: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
UNSANITARY PIECE OF SHI-
Spgeoogb: SHUSHHHHHH you're in a KIDS show
(tomorrow morning)
Random kid: CEREAL?!?
Krabs: why Y E S S S S S
NOW WE HAVE CERREAL IN THE KRISPITY KRABBITY
Kidd: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK
krabbity: see squard it's W O R K I N G
squidarwid: I DON'T CARE YOU DUMBFU-
Spogeubb: STOP THe SWEARING
Sqaurd: I DON'T CARE I CAN YELL WHATEVER THE SHI-
mistgeru kraps: EVERYBODY LOVED KRUSTY KRUSTY CEREALLY
Spongib: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the next day
msitenget krbsp: WE ARE STILL STRIVING
fishies: ALL HAIL KRUSTY KRUST CEREAL
the next next day
Krabs;s: where the hell is everwyrbody
squidward: they got food poisoning SEE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU-
fishies: WE WANT MORE
Spongegib: squidward stop lying
Krabssps: or you're fired
SSuqsind:war:d NOOO ANYTHING BUT FIRED (i wish i was fired)
Spongeo: MORE KRUSTY KRUSTY CEREAL COMING UP
Days pass and the krusty krust cereal remains a breakfast sUCCESS
until...
SPongebib: Where is everybody
KRABs: i dunno
TV: every fish in bikini bottom died from food poisoning. Here is the cause (insert image of krusty krust cereal here)
Squidward: SPUGNA ROBERTO QUADRATI PANTALONI YOU'RE A PIECE OF SH-
Krasps: you're fired
Squidward: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME.......................................................................................................................................................... ya dumbfuck
(TV-PG L screenbug shows up)
SPoigbk: OH HELL NAW squidward said it
GOOD ENDING!
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