Spongebob - Farewell, Star

I recently got a spongebob DVD mailed to me despite not purchasing it. This happened 4 days ago, and I have taken it inside and carefully laid it atop a shelf since. I have been trying to find whoever owns the DVD, as I assume that somebody ordered it, but I happened to get it instead.
I messaged everybody in my contacts, and none of them said anything about having recently purchased a spongebob DVD. I asked my neighbors, and they also said they didn't order a spongebob DVD either. So things were not going very well in terms of finding this DVD’s owner, sadly.
I eventually decided to watch the DVD out of curiosity.
I’m not gonna try and describe everything from memory, because I still have the DVD with me, so I'll just be describing exactly what I experienced to the tee.
When you first boot up the DVD, you are met with an image of Spongebob's house, Squidward's house, and Patrick's house while the spongebob outro theme plays in the background. Little animations of the characters float by doing different things. If you go to the episode selection screen, the episodes are previewed by showing a bit of the episode as a gif looping inside a bubble. However, one of the episodes is not named, and there isn't a bubble preview for it. Only the number 5.
I went over to select this out of curiosity, and the episode began playing.
It begins with Patrick and Spongebob both waking up, swapping from each other’s morning routines to the others. Spongebob gets woken up by his giant foghorn, and Patrick gets woken up by his alarm clock. They both get up, and greet each other outside. 
“Hi Spongebob!” Patrick says.
“HELLOOOOooooooooo Patrick!" Spongebob replies.
Squidward watched outside as he continued to fail to play his clarinet, as the two were bothering him. Spongebob heads off to work, and Patrick continues messing around. Pat eventually heads back into his rock house. He goes to open his cupboard, and pulls out some canned coral and begins eating it. 
Squidward realizes he has to walk on the same road as Spongebob to get to his job, and is disgruntled as you’d expect.
Whilst Patrick eats, he hears a loud beeping sound coming from his oven. Being Patrick, he doesn't know where it's coming from. 
He smells and sees smoke everywhere. As he stumbles through his house and finds the source of the smoke, he notices his oven and fire surrounding it. Patrick tries to get some of his personal items out with him (literal sculpted sand) but fails. He manages to get out of his rock in time, and is forced to look at what happened to his home. 
Spongebob catches a whiff of the smoke. “Hang on, I think I smell something…” He turns around and sees the flames, and points it out to squidward. “Squidward! LOOK!” Squidward looks behind begrudgingly, notices it, and gets surprised. Spongebob is calling 911. 
A time card shows up that reads “4 hours later”.
Patrick is leaned up against spongebobs house, with an immensely despaired look. His house is covered in flames. Your typical spongebob sad music is playing in the background. Spongebob goes up to patrick. 
“Hey pat, I just want you to know that it's going to be okay-'' Spongebob is not allowed to finish, as Patrick interrupts. “NO ITS NOT! THAT WAS MY HOME!! MY ONLY HOME!! And it’s GONE!” Patrick solemnly looks back down. “I don’t have a home anymore…” 
Spongebob pauses, and asks “Wanna come inside?” To which Patrick slowly walks over to Spongebob’s house. Patrick immediately goes for the couch.
As he attempts to fall asleep, his eyes end up seeing a channel. A home renovation channel. As the channel goes on and on about how beautiful the houses are, in rage, he throws a remote at the TV, and goes back to sleep. The scene fades to black, and it cuts to Spongebob waking up inside of his house. 
It has Spongebob waking up gleefully in the morning using his fog horn like he always does, and wakes up only to see Patrick depressed on the couch. His happiness fades, as he remembers what happened, and he becomes saddened from seeing his friend like this. 
Spongebob passes by Patrick, and goes to work as usual. It shows Spongebob going to work, without saying anything, acting uncharacteristically worried. Can't blame him. 
Cut back to Patrick, he still sleeps. It keeps showing split second frames of his rock burning down while he tries to sleep, the sound of the oven becoming more and more aggressive as each frame appears. The room around him seems to become darker the more the images appear, seeming to transition into night. When he wakes up with a scream, it's day again.
He angrily gets up, and goes to get himself some breakfast. 
While he does, he has very visible bags under his eyes. He's frowning, obviously. In the background, “Drunken Sailor” plays. He pours Kelp-O into a bowl, spilling some. He pours some milk into it, also spilling some. He sighs. He sits down, in the kitchen, and eats the cereal he’s made. After eating it all in quick succession, he stumbles to the couch and turns on the TV, the remote still where it was before.
The TV goes to the home renovation channel from before. Patrick yells through his closed teeth, and flips to the next channel. A food channel. He looks slightly more relaxed when watching the cooking channel. Gary slides into frame, and lays up by the side of the couch. The food on the cooking channel is cartoonishly unhealthy, similar to the Rib-it or Good Morning Burger from the simpsons. 
The food on the channel is a combination of a hotdog, pizza, a burger, a chocolate bar, three scoops of icecream, and one million pounds of salt and sugar, deep fried twice, before being sandwiched between two cartoonishly large sugar cubes and pounds upon pounds of cheese and grease. Patrick’s mouth is drooling while watching, and his pupils are cartoonishly dilated. He shakes his head and his face goes back to what it was before.
Patrick gets up, and just stares at a wall. He stands there for an uncomfortably long amount of time. You can hear the sound of him breathing, and see that his breathing was animated. After a long amount of time, we get a cut of Patrick's face, looking immensely distraught, with his eyes wide open. The image is darkened, and looks depressing and dirty, with a grainy effect over the image. Patricks pupils and Iris looked as if they were taken from an Image of an actual human eye. They twitched and shook on loop.
As the image stayed on screen, a very simplistic bass boosted and slow drumbeat began to play. Over the track, a voice can be heard. Similar to Patrick’s, but less dumb sounding and raspier.
“YOU HAVE NEVER HELPED ANYBODY. YOU ARE ONLY A BURDEN THAT IS FORCED UPON EVERYBODY’S SHOULDERS. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.”
The voice would repeat “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO” over and over again as Patrick’s breathing became heavier and his iris and pupils began to shake more. 
We cut to Patrick sleeping on the couch again with the TV still on the cooking channel. Patrick is asleep, holding the remote, which he drops. The remote hits the ground with a thud, and it skips to a dramatic show where the characters are firefighters, and there is a visibly burning house. The remote’s thud wakes up Patrick, and he opens his eyes to see a burning house again. 
The second he realizes what he is seeing, he loudly screams in horror and throws the remote at the TV aggressively, cracking the screen. He throws things at the TV and, in a fit of horror, throws a cup of water on the TV thinking there was an actual fire. He is constantly screaming “FIRE!” over and over again. But, by the time he realized it wasn't, the TV was already broken. Spongebob walks in back from work, only to see the shattered TV and Patrick fumbling to put the pieces of it back together.
Spongebob gasps and rushes over to his TV.
“PATRICK! Why did you break my TV? You know how difficult these are to fix?”
“I-I thought it was on fire! I didn't want your house to burn down- I'm sorry! I-I’ll help you fix it! Please!”
“Patrick, you know I’m your friend. Sure, I’m mad that my TV is absolutely wrecked beyond recognition, but we can get a new one! But uhh…What made you think it was on fire?”
An awkward pause.
“A…uhhh ....show with…firefighters came on.”
“Patrick, I don't think you should be sleeping by the TV anymo-”
“Oh it's okay, I’ll just uhhh…hang on”
Patrick fumbles to create a new bed out of the sand in spongebobs floor.
“Patrick, it’s okay, I already have a bed, I can just make room for y-”
“I JUST DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYTHING ELSE, LIKE I ALWAYS DO! NOW, YOU HAVE TO LUG ME AROUND, AND DEAL WITH THE AFTERMATH OF A FIRE THAT WAS MY FAULT TO BEGIN WITH! I SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING ATTENTION! Spongebob, YOU of all people don't deserve to have to deal with my SHIT!”
“...Patrick! You know I don't view you like that!”
“Well you should. I’ll be sleeping right in the middle of this floor here.”
Gary is in frame, and looks just as concerned for Patrick as Spongebob is.
“If that's how you want to be, then fine. Just know I’m still your friend, and you don't have to act like this.”
We stay on Patrick, as he sleeps in the middle of the living room floor. Suddenly, we fade to a dream he’s having.
Patrick wakes up inside of a cage in a large rusty factory type room without anybody there. In the cage, coming from the roof and in the cage via a hole in the top, is a tube filled with a bunch of strange multicolored rainbow material. The same material surrounds his mouth. He is drinking from it like a hamster drinking water from its tube.
He’s seemingly wearing some kind of a prison jumpsuit, except it’s colored purple instead of orange, for some reason. It had his number written on the uniform, with the number on the uniform also on the cage he’s locked inside of. This number was 52. He thrashes inside of the cage, attempting to get out. He, luckily, notices a key far in the distance. 
He slowly throws himself towards the key’s direction, before getting to it and being able to escape. Once he gets out, he walks out of a door next to the key. However, he walks out to see a destroyed forest with sick and pale looking versions of the other characters (including some incidentals) sitting by the trees. 
The characters look as though their color is almost all gone, on the verge of becoming just white. The forest’s colors are all hue shifted. There aren't many leaves on the trees, mostly just the wood. Other trees are smaller, and just beginning to grow.
Patrick looks very concerned for the other characters, and rushes over to Spongebob first.
“Spongebob, you don't look so good!”
“No, Patrick! It’s all..good, and normal and good and you don’t need to worry about meeeeeeeeeeee…!”
“You sure? You look sick and….not…good…what's the word for something that’s not good?”
“Bad?”
“Oh, thanks! You look bad.”
“Doesn’t matter, Patrick. Please leave! We’d like that.”
“But Spongebob-”
“LEAVE, WE’RE FINE!”
Patrick, with a concerned look on his face, walks along the trail, coming across more of the characters, dried up. However, the more he walks, the less characters appear until it's just him and the trail.
After a long while of walking, he comes across something after the long walk on the trail.
A fish.
The fish, for the most part, resemble what spongebob incidentals usually look like. However, there were some very blatant differences from the norm. 
The fish’s appearance was green, with blue lips, blue pants, and white shoes. One of his hands was behind their back, while the other was out, hung in the air with a yoyo tied around his middle finger. On this yoyo was a clock that wasn’t ticking. The clock was a dark blue. He also had a tophat. The tophat was entirely black, and another not ticking blue clock was located in the middle of the hat. But his face was the thing that made his design abnormal.
Large, stretched out, and black empty sockets with small eyes located in each of them. He looked like a corpse. This corpse-like fish began to speak.
“Hello, Patrick. We finally met. I have been waiting for such a long time to have this conversation with you here.”
It was at this moment that I realized that the strange fish’s voice sounded like the voice from when Patrick was staring at the wall.
“Uhhhhhhhhh…hello?”
The strange fish would respond.
“I’m sure you’re confused, Patrick. Also, you’ve got something on your face there.”
Patrick quickly wipes the strange rainbow substance right off of his face. 
“Who are you and what’s that funny little thing you’re holding?” Patrick asked, chuckling to himself.
“This is how much time is left before you understand.”
His eyes seemingly became larger in his sockets, now being normal size, still small compared to the sockets. A loud tick from both clocks was heard as his eyes slightly grew. 
“Woah…..what does that mean?”
“I should have guessed you wouldn’t know. You have it so easy. People who support you and people who let you live in bliss. Why do you think they support you? I can't ever figure that out.”
His eyes grow slightly with another tick.
“Uhhhhh…. What are you talking about?”
“That little place you stumbled your way out from. You have all you need, and that’s all that could possibly be on your mind. What did you think you were consuming?”
Another tick, and his eyes now look a bit large.
“I still don't understand- Hey! What happened to my friends back ther-”
“You, Patrick. You happened to them.”
Another tick. His eyes are now VERY large, but still not as big as the sockets.
“I-I don’t know what you mea-” 
Tick. The fish is now struggling to stand.
“WHAT..DID YOU…THINK…YOU WERE…EATING, PATRICK…?!”
“TAKE A….CLOSER….LOOK AT YOUR…..FRIENDS, PPPAAAAAATTTT…”
Tick. 
Patrick looks back, and now, suddenly, behind him is the same area where his friends were instead of the secluded space he and the mystery fish were in.
“What? Why would I…..”
Patrick noticed something. Tubes hooked up to his friend’s arms, pumping the substance from earlier out of them.
“IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME…UNTIL…YOU HAVE TO…DO…WHAT IS NECESSARY…”
Tick.
“noNoNONONO, WHA-I-I DIDN’T KNOW, I-”
The fish’s clock ticks once more, and his face explodes, spraying blood all over Patrick. Instead of collapsing, the fish stands still with the upper half of his body gone. The corpse runs towards Patrick and screams in his face. Patrick then wakes up.
He sighs for a bit, looking miserable as expected. He stumbles his way over to the kitchen from earlier. We cut to his face, looking up, and the voice from earlier comes back.
“YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.”
We cut to Spongebob sleeping, only from him to wake up from hearing trashing and loud noises from downstairs. He gets up, and immediately is on guard.
“Whoever’s down there, you picked the wroooooong house!”
He rushes downstairs with a karate stance, only to see something. We hear a sound akin to a rocking chair or a swing, and his face is one of horror. We still don’t know what he’s seeing, but the implication is obvious in my opinion.
Spongebob loudly screams in horror, and we immediately hardcut to an image of Patrick standing in a forest similar to that of the forest he and the fish were in. However, this time, it flourishes. His pupils and mouth are gone. He stands in silence, and heavily bitcrushed violin music plays. The noise from earlier is still there.
It fades to the credits, and the outro music is accompanied by the noise, still playing. The credits are mostly normal, the only thing making it strange is the sickening swinging noise still looping through it.
I don’t know what to really say. I don’t know why this would ever be in a Spongebob DVD, or why whoever made this DVD just slapped that shit in there for no reason. I don’t really have much to say. I’ll be asking around to see who this DVD was supposed to be mailed to so I can tell them about what was in it. I went into the files for each episode's filename, and I found this:
Well, there is one thing. When I went into the DVD's files, I found that the episode's names were very interesting.
1: far.mp4
2: ewel.mp4
3: lst.mp4
4: a.mp4
5: r.mp4
That’s all I really have for now. Goodbye, and I will update you on this if any more information comes from it. Peace out.
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