Rise And Shine (ADWSS Short Transcript)

(The short starts with SpongeBob going to the fridge at night, with his eyes narrowed. He opens the fridge and drinks some milk he finds in it)
SpongeBob: Boy, that was the best seahorse milk I've tasted ever! (walks to bed, and gets in the blankets) Good night, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
(They both go to sleep)
Narrator: (with card) 5 minutes later......
Patrick: (enters room) SpongeBob, are you awake? (he nods) Good! I need you to do me a favor and help me figure how to fix this doohickey. (shows harp to SpongeBob
SpongeBob: It's not broken, Patrick. You just don't know how to play it. I'm not even sure if you know what a harp is.
Patrick: Oh. (leaves)
SpongeBob: (yawns) Well, back to sleep!
Narrator: (with card) 5 minutes later......
Squidward: (enters room) SpongeBob! Gary keeps on eating my pillows! Get your filthy mollusk away from me!
SpongeBob: Go to bed, Squidward. It's eleven 'o' clock!
(Squidward leaves, and SpongeBob goes back to sleep)
Narrator: (with card) 5 minutes later......
Mr Krabs: (enters room) SpongeBob, wake up, I need to borrow a dollar off you for a new blanket!
SpongeBob: (sighs) All right! (he hands a dollar to Mr Krabs)
Mr Krabs: Thanks laddie. (leaves)
(SpongeBob lies down)
SpongeBob: Finally I can some rest! (falls asleep)
Narrator: (with card) 5 minutes later......
(Sandy enters)
SpongeBob: WHAT NOW!?
Sandy: I was wondering if you have a spare wrench for a new machine I'm working on?
SpongeBob: Sure I have a wrench. I have plenty of stuff. Why don't you just come here again at THREE IN THE MORNING and steal some MORE of my stuff? WHY DON'T you ask me to go outside, and buy A BRAND NEW TV SET, HUH!?
Sandy: Jeez, what's your problem? I only wanted a wrench. (he takes the wrench off SpongeBob's hand) Goodbye I guess..... (leaves)
SpongeBob: Now I can finally get some sleep! (goes to sleep, but Gary starts snoring) OH BARNACLES!
(the short ends)
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