Dan Hibiki Vs. Sans

==Interlude==
WEAK OPPONENTS
DAN HIBIKI
AND SANS!
==Dan==
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Dan Hibiki, wanting to get revenge on Sagat, trained under Goku and Ken's trainer. He left, however, to continue his quest. 
His best feats are suprisingly impressive! He's taken blows from both Ryu and Ken, trained Blanka, and even beat Sagat in a fight.
By tapping into his "dark side", he can pull off the Raging Demon attack Akuma uses. 
Dan: I hope you're ready for a beating!
==Sans==
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In the Undertale, Frisk meets many monsters, one of them being Sans. However, unbeknownst to the player, Sans is actually one of the strongest monsters in the game. And also is strong in the UT fanbase! Uh, Ok. Anyway, Sans has many powerful attacks like the Gaster Blasters, which are flying skull entities that shoot lasers. He also can throw bones, ranging from Blue Bones, to Orange Bones, which can halt your movement speed. He also can throw you around using his telekinesis.Sans is also a really good dodger, being able to sidestep basically any attack. He also has Karmic Retribution, which does poison like damage to you depending on how many sins you've committed.Oh, so he's a rip off of Ghost Rider! Pretty much. Moving on, Sans also has the Pre-Special Attack, which is where he summons a lot of bones and Gaster Blasters. And lastly is Sparing Sans, which is a move that Sans will use on you if you spare him, resulting in an instant death. Sans is able to dodge knife attacks from Chara and is said to have defeated Flowey. He also is one of the only characters to know about the SAVE Function. However, he only has 1 HP, 1% Attack Power and gets tired EXTREMELY easily. 
Sans: You're gonna have a Bad Time.
==Battle==
On a sunny day, in a grassy field, Sans the Skeleton was laying on a chair taking some well needed rest. He had been in over 3 fights, so today was his day off...or so it seemed. 
Sans: Ahhh. Nothin' like a lay-down on a nice, warm, cool morning and doing nothing. It's perfect- 
???: Hey, punk! 
Sans: *Sigh* Guess I spoke too soon. 
Sans turned around too see Dan Hibiki a few feet away, pointing at him. With a sigh, Sans got up and walked to Dan to speak with him. 
Dan: Alright, listing up- 
Sans: Lemmie guess: You wanna fight me? 
By the time Sans was done talking, Dan had already struck a fighting pose. Sans shruged and prepaired for battle. 
Dan: I hope you're ready for a beating! 
Sans: Well, I hope you're ready for a bad time. 
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Dan immediatly ran up to Sans and threw a punch. However, Sans suddenly dissapered before the fist could come in contact with the Skeleton. Very confused, Dan scratched his head. 
Dan: What the...where'd he... 
Suddenly a ray of light just barely missed him. He turned around and saw a floating skull, a Gaster Blaster, aiming at him. By pure instincts Dan ran away while the GB fired lasers at him. Sans, however, then teleported in front of Dan and tripped him. Dan fell over with a THUD. 
Angry, Dan got back up and attempted to spin kick Sans. The Skeleton ducked under it and swung a bone into Dan's gut. He then used his telekinisis to throw the Pink Fighter away. Dan landed on his back, then slowly got back up onto his feet. He now wasn't sure if this was a good idea... 
Dan: H-how are you d-doing...this? 
Sans: I'm gonna be 100% honest, kid...I don't know. Er, I never knew, anyways. 
The world then turned black for a split second, then returned to normal to show a dozen bones getting thrown at Dan. In a panic, he shot a Gadoken at a group of them. To his suprise, it worked and vaporized the bones. He was about to throw another one when Sans appered in front of him and stepped on his foot. Dan yelled in pain for a second before attempting to grab the Skeleton. Again, Sans had vanished. Dan gritted his teeth. 
Dan: Hey, if you're sooo tough, why don't you come outta hiding and actually fight me, coward? 
Sans: It's called a stradigy, kid. Not that you've ever used one. 
Dan suddenly felt a bone hit his back. Then one struck him in the chest, then bottom, then face, and finally his motherboards. Dan kneeled down in pain as Sans walked up to him. However, Sans just then barley avoided a Gadoken that Dan shot. While he was distracted his opponent pushed him over onto the grass. Dan then kneeled over Sans with a smirk. 
Dan: Ha! Finally! Now, take this! 
He was about to throw a punch to finish off Sans, but then a Bone knocked him away. Sans got back up onto his feet as Dan got back up too. But this time, A little more peeved off. 
Sans: Whoa, you OK, pal? 
Dan: NO! I cannot lose to you...I must avenge my father... 
Sans: What do I have anything to do with that- 
Dan:...I must prove myself! And in order to doo that...YOU...MUST...DIE!!! 
Dan suddenly bursted right at Sans with the Raging Demon and was about to hit him...only for Sans to simply step to the side. Dan missed the Skeleton completly, and instead came face-to-face with... 
Dan: Oh no. 
...A Gaster Blaster. It fired, and five seconds later all that was left of Dan was ashes. 
KO!
Sans: Get dunked on, kid. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta day off to continue. 
Sans went back to his chair and layed back down. A few moments later he fell asleep completly as the wind blew Dan's ashes away.
==Results==
Suprisingly, this battle seems close. Dan had an advantage in Strengh and Durability, and had bearly done any Sins for KR to work on him. 
THEN you remember Sans is faster, smarter, more unpredictable, more expereanced, and was generally better then Dan. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE RAGING DEMON?! You ask. 
Sans: Dan gets punished a Skele-TON.
Hey! I was gonna say that. 
Anyways, the winner is Sans.
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