Red Kansas Issue 1: F U

==Chapter 1: The Texter: The Psycho Killer of The Alley==
"ARE U REDY 2 MEET UP W/ ME? IM IN THE ALLEY." A Text reads to a strange man in a trench coat, speed walking down a busy street. He text back which reads:
"Shut Up, You better have the money ready, trust me, you don't want to piss off Phantom."
The Man reaches his location, An Alley dubbed well, "The Alley" by the local criminals. The Man puts his Phone away, ready for his money pick-up with The Stranger.
"Alright Douchebag, Where are ya, You hiding, pussy? Phantom wants his money!" yells The Man, his voice echoing in the long and dark alley. The Man's jacket then shakes, a ring emits from it afterwards, The Man picks up. 
"Before I kill someone, I usually let them hear my voice, the last thing they ever hear, besides the gun shot or the gasp when i stab or shoot my victims. In this case, it'll be a stab since its a busy night, I want to keep it silent, hehe. By the way my name is..........Oh Fuck You, Its The Texter!" says The Stranger, Revealed to be The Texter. He hangs up and slits The Mans throat.
"Dinner Is served, Yum Yum Yum, Your for Desert. Meat Pie! Taaaasty........" The Texter mutters to himself, dragging the dead mans body into his secret appartment, located in.........The Alley
==Chapter 2: Our Hero==