The Pizza Trilogy

The Pizza Trilogy is a trilogy of episodes written by TheBoy2007, that aired during SpongeBob Squarepants' 414 season. Each episode features SpongeBob and special guests, disguised as professional chefs baking a Pizza using bizarre and disgusting approaches to them. After airing the third and final part, Human Pizza, the episodes were banned from ever airing again by a bunch of [FANDOM] due to their controversial nature.
== Vomit Pizza ==
"Vomit Pizza" was aired sometime in the year 2477. Alongside special guests Patrick and Gary, SpongeBob bakes one of the most explicit recipes known to man. While the episode is a professional cooking instructional video, it is also a promotional trailer for the 2014 film Chef, includes a Naruto cosplay, and is a pro-gay marriage awareness video. In the episode, after SpongeBob's utensils break, he is forced to use Patrick's mouth & vomit to make his world famous pizza. This episode is, arguably, the most tame of the three.
== Hair Pizza ==
"Hair Pizza," was aired sometime in the year 2477, and is a spiritual successor and sequel to "Vomit Pizza". Featuring the all-star cast: Gary, Patrick, Squidward, and SpongeBob, these World-Famous Chefs (according to their Special-Ed Instructors) try to top off their previous masterpiece, Vomit Pizza, with a new masterpiece so appetizing it would make even Gordon Ramsay and Paula Dean jealous. This new masterpiece is called Hair Pizza, a pizza made out of literal hair. Hair Pizza is responsible for helping SpongeBob win a 2477 AVN Award for "Hottest Guy-on-Chef-on-Cancer Patient-on-Egg Scenes Involving Hair and Regret" as well as topping the list of PornHub's "Public Humiliation" category. In the episode, after a piece of Squidward's nonexistent hair falls into a batter of pizza dough, and the rest of the gang finding it delicious, they decide to shave off the rest of his nonexistent hair. This, unfortunately, causes him to (somehow) become diagnosed with cancer, and he dies before the episode ends. This video entails multiple usages of a certain homophobic slur that I will not type out here. But, in all seriousness (whatever the fuck that entails), Hair Pizza served as writer TheBoy2007's twisted PSA for cancer-awareness, of which case he recommended the community donate money to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital via this link.
== Human Pizza ==
"Human Pizza" is the last of the Pizza Trilogy episodes, airing sometime in the year 2477. The video features Patrick, Gary, and Squidward (what didn't he fucking die?) as assistant chefs to SpongeBob, and also features Jesse The Robot Guard and PenisMan. In this episode, Patrick and Squidward are driving through the woods singing "That's Amore" by Dean Martin, with SpongeBob riding on the car's roof. All of them are holding pizzas. They eventually reach SpongeBob's house, where they crash into a table where Mr. Krabs is gorging himself on snacks. A montage of the previous Pizza episodes are then shown. After all of the ingredients are gathered, Chefs Bob, Pat and Squid get to work in preparing their pizza, with Gary and Painty assisting. While preparing their cake, the Protégé drinks and vomits all of the milk used, similar to his mixing technique used in the first Pizza video. They then add all of the ingredients they had harassed users for: pubic hair from Jesse. They then went to PenisMan (who was sleeping outside with a bag of garbage), who gave interesting cum facts while they collected semen from him. Then the pizza was done. With the pizza topped and cooked, Patrick and SpongeBob got married, with Mr. Krabs the only one objecting. After drinking a shitload of alcohol, everyone started eating the pizza. Everyone but SponegBob and Sandy threw up. After consummating their marriage in the backyard shed, SpongeBob gets accused of being a "fackin' cheatin' slut" after kissing Eugene. He lands on the vomit-covered table after being tackled by his new wife.
== Aftermath ==
The episodes were heavily censored and criticized for their content, language, jokes, and even the idea of the episodes even existing to begin with. Human Pizza was specifically met with harsh criticism after the writer jokingly referred to the titular pizza as "borderline rape". The episodes were released onto YouTube, Patreon, & Dailymotion before the release of the third installment. After the finale was aired, all three were banned from ever airing on television ever again.
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