Alchemist's notes

Alchemist's notes is a book in .
This item can be found at the Cavern northeast of Temple Isle, more specifically the further part of the cavern hidden by an illusion, which must be dispelled using The Eye of Nehaleni. It's on a skeleton, along with some random loot that usually includes a runestone.
== Journal entry ==
:Jester had one task. ONE. To write incantations on the ribbons used in creating the golem. And what did he do? Made a dog's dinner out of it, of course - and as a result, instead of a guard we have a murderer walking our lab. And I asked "Did you double check the incantations?" "Oh, aye, yessiree.""Are you sure?" "Sure as shooting, aye." And yet the results prove otherwise. To think that I could have had one of my students do it instead of that imbecile...
:We've barricaded ourselves in, but he'll get us, it's only a matter of time. At least I can dull the horror of my last minutes with fisstech - prime quality stuff, at that. We would have garnered top coin for it... had Jester not been a complete, and probably illiterate, idiot. Well, guess I didn't have many years left in me anyways, and better to go out with a bang than die slowly in a hospital. So I suppose it's va faill, cruel world!
== Notes ==
* While unclear how that is supposed to be seen, as loot containers in the game don't have labels, the skeleton has a defined display name of "Birchy the Alchemist" in the game files.
pl:Zapiski alchemika
ru:Заметки алхимика
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