Po

Po is an evil Satanic Teletubby, and the leader of the Teletubbies. She has evil powers and worships the devil. She has an evil fruit loop of doom on her head, and can use heat vision with it. She kills lots of people with her powers. She is the most feared of all the Teletubbies. She was once put in the BBC Logo. She featured a creepy smile. She eventually was asked for tax payment on getting into the logo, so she looked at her boss with her evil red eyes, and the boss decided to keep her in the logo. She stayed in it for 2 more years, before selling her soul to the boss to get her off, due to some, "embarrassing agreements". A shocking line she mentioned right after that situation was, "I don't need a soul, my friends and I are evil anyway".
She was also arrested for several murders with her fruit loop of doom, but she broke out. She owns a $5000 motorcycle which she ran over the Teletubbies once, and only owns it because, she gave her soul to the devil, and the devil owed her $5000. She has sacrificed herself to the devil over 9000 times, but is always released for being extremely annoying, and she can respawn anyway, as she is a Teletubby. Also, she always gets calls from BBC telling her that they need her to create fire. She also decided to create The Wheel Of The Teletubbies, and she made it in the shape of the Nazi logo. She originally wanted to shape it like and upside down star, but BBC was a Nazi group, and she had to obey them, but she didn't like it. Recently, she has been attacking Tokyo and is planning to start her own organization, against kids. She has been known for hypnotizing Mordecai and Rigby every now and then. She also pissed off Capricorn, the satanic god of tubbian evil and as such Horrortime tubby murdered Po and threw them in The German Prison, because "Po" means "butt" in German - inappropriate for kids. But Po was revived and escaped The German Prison undetected. When she escaped she met Nurp-Naut, and they devised a plan together to destroy Mars. The plan was actually successful but Chuck Norris and representatives of the Mars University put it back together again.
== Trivia ==
*Po stars in her own stupid shames and they're all rated P for Po. Some of these are: The Stupid Adventures of Po, Guitar Hero: Po and Po Unleashed!. Two of them were sold on ShamesCoarse.
*She hates Chuck Norris, but that’s obvious. But there's four people that she hates even more, and their names are Tai Lung, Lord Shen, Kai and The Chameleon. Lord KaiMeleLung (the combination of the above four) is her biggest nightmare, and Lord Shen seems to be her second biggest.
*There is a river in Italy named Po. She made it herself with her own piss. Nowadays, it's just water, but the Giygas' Kolk deposits remain today.
*She loves Donald Trump so much. 
*Po is the evil dictator of Poland.
* Po ate Giygas and created Giygas' Kolk after barfing up Giygas.
* Po doesn't know she was adopted from China.
* Po's new food is Po Doodles.
*She has also invented a potion named Snail Po.
* Po's heart is a mass of pure corium, and her blood can asphyxiate metal bars.
*On the old scale, her UnRank is the same as SpongeBob SquarePants.
*Po wants to kill El Tunas, saying "death shall come to it".
*Po is responsible for creating Serial Designation V.
*Po founded The Cult Of Greeny Phatom.
*People often confuse her with Ko. However the two are NOT related at all. The star of Kung Fu Panda is actually HER (in the film she's a male panda because the film producers did not care about her species nor gender, so they got killed by her immediately after the film was fully produced).
*She is actually a Sinner Demon.
*She is wanted by the Seven Deadly Sines.
*She illegally refers Pop Fizz as "Pipsqueak" because she hates that he is named with a mix of "Po" and "p".
== Gallery ==
Poddy.jpg|Po is now Freddy Fazbear, that aged like both milk and wine at the same time.
EvilPO.jpg|Po Herself.
Crowbar Po.png|Po with a crowbar lent to her by Gordon Freeman.
PoFunko.png|thumb|Po's chaotic composure, immortalised into the form of a collectible Funko Pop.
PoKFP.jpg|thumb|Po from Kung Fu Panda.
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