Patrick's Fan Mail (20)

Patrick's Fan Mail #20 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A mailman walks up to the mail slot in Patrick's rock. Patrick suddenly pops out of it.)
Patrick: HI, MAILMAN!
(The mailman screams and runs away. Patrick's letter falls onto his face.)
Patrick: Hey! Words!
Do you like the booty?
Ponyo Fan 
Patrick: Well, fan of Ponyo, I'm not sure what "the booty" is. But I'm sure SpongeBob knows what it is! I'll ask him!
(Patrick goes to SpongeBob's house, where SpongeBob is studying for his driver's test.)
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. Sorry to bother you, but I got a letter asking if I liked "the booty". Do you know what "the booty" is?
SpongeBob: I don't know exactly, but I hear Mr. Krabs talking about it all the time. You should ask him.
Patrick: (sadly) Oh, man! More walking!
SpongeBob: Don't worry! I can just call him on my shellphone, late night when I need your love!
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: It's a pop culture reference. Ignore it.
(SpongeBob dials Mr. Krabs' number on his shellphone.)
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr. Krabs? Patrick had a question about something in one of his letters that I think you'd know a lot about.
(SpongeBob gives the phone to Patrick.)
Patrick: What's "the booty"?
Mr. Krabs: (on the phone) Oh, yes. The booty. There's nothing in the seven seas I love more than the booty. I love touching it, holding it, smelling it!
Patrick: So, what is it?
Mr. Krabs: Money, dear boy!
Patrick: Oh, that's all it is? I love money, Ponyo Fan! Without it, how could I buy mayonnaise?
Mr. Krabs: What's a Ponyo fan?
Patrick: That's another question for another day.
(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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