The Gleewoman

The Gleewoman was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
==Description==
Eivor found a woman tied up at some ruins and freed her.
==Dialogue==
Eivor traveled through Essexe until she encountered a woman tied up.
*Aswig: Come back here and untie me! There are wolves, bears! You will be sorry when I am eaten! Who will sing of your deeds then?You ungrateful peasants. If poetry be the cake of... food... then I am its baker!
Eivor found a note nearby.
She found another note, hastily scribbled and pinned to the stone with a knife.
Disregarding the note, Eivor released the woman and spoke to her.
*Eivor: Why were you tied up?
*Aswig: A wee misunderstanding between myself and the good folk of the hamlets hereabouts. Your name, good-kin?
*Eivor: I am Eivor of the Raven Clan. And now I have freed you, so go about your business.
*Aswig: Wait, may I enquire? The dulcet timbre of your voice. The godlike strength of your gait. You are a warrior, yes? A lone skiff bobbing on the sea of opportunity. Wait, what is that on the horizon? Adventure!
*Eivor: I... er...
*Aswig: The stars prophesied our meeting! I am the gleewoman Aswig the Mellifluous. You have heard of me? No matter. Destiny has made you my muse! I shall follow you, record your great deeds with poetry.
Aswig began following Eivor, who was at a loss for what to do.
*Aswig: This will not make great poetry, Eivor. Do something. Anything.
Eivor began jogging away.
*Aswig: Fleet of foot and long of gait, O Eivor, do I prate your fate.
Eivor began performing various feats. She took out her bow and loosed an arrow.
*Aswig: Eivor charges up her bow! Watch that arrow go and go!
Eivor began sprinting.
*Aswig: Eivor running from the past, with mighty speed to flabbergast.Eivor ran away, away. Bravely ran away, away.
Eivor began swimming.
*Aswig: Eivor, like a golden eel, breaks the river's watery seal.
They came across some enemies.
*Aswig: When danger rears its ugly head, Eivor balks and just stops dead.
Eivor battled some Saxon soldiers.
*Aswig: Eivor gives the Saxons grief. Hack and slash them, break their teeth!Eivor is walking like a duck! It's like she doesn't give a... fa-la-la-la and nonny nonny noo.
:(If Eivor managed to ditch Aswig then returned to Essexe)
:*Aswig: My muse returns!Parting is a sorrow that fills my cup to over flowing.
Eventually, the gleewoman wore out Eivor's patience. She turned and spoke to her.
*Eivor: Enough. Stop following me.
*Aswig: I cannot, for walking in your footsteps has let me sup at the cup of inspiration. You are my life's great purpose.
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|-|You will not get a penny from me.=
|-|Take some coin and go. (33)=
|-|It is worth any price to be rid of you. (165)=
*Eivor: Enough! I won't listen to your blabber anymore.
*Aswig: First there was a famine and now, look here, a feast! Fare thee well, Eivor of the Raven Clan. Your exploits will live on in me.
*Eivor: Now I thank you, but please, take your leave.
Aswig gifted her a poem and left her side.
*Aswig: Fare thee well, brave hero! Perhaps we will meet again.
*Eivor: Gods, I hope not.
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==Outcome==
Eivor provided sufficient inspiration to convince Aswig to leave her alone, whether through performing a Leap of Faith, killing some wild boars, or raiding a bandit camp, albeit with a 165 silver courtesy charge.
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5