Upasana Sutra

1. I
prepared to love the historians. I did this by kissing you. First, I put
lipstick on my upper lip. Second, I put lipstick on my lower lip. Third, I gave
you a kiss. In this way, I prepared to love the historians by kissing you.
2. I prepared
to love being in you. I did this by licking a heart-shaped ice-cream. First, I
licked from the bottom point of the heart to the top-left hand point of the
heart ice-cream. Second, I licked from the bottom point of the heart to the
top-right hand point of the heart ice-cream. Third, I finished off the
ice-cream.
3. I
prepared to be happy for the moment. I did this by eating the edible camouflage
tape. First, I unwound and ate 0.01 metres of the edible camouflage tape.
Second, I prepared to repeat unwinding and eating 0.01 metres of the edible
camouflage tape. Third, I repeated this until I had eaten 0.05 metres of the
edible camouflage tape. In this way, I prepared to be happy for the moment by
eating the edible camouflage tape.
4. I
prepared to love delights. I did this by eating the Jelly-Emeritus Professor.
First, I ate the left half of the Jelly-Emeritus Professor. Second, I ate the
right half of the Jelly-Emeritus Professor. Third, I ate the head of the
Jelly-Emeritus Professor. In this way, I prepared to love delights by eating
the Jelly-Emeritus Professor.
5. I
prepared to give something to somebody by boarding a vehicle. I did this by
eating the cream in an éclair. First, I knived the join on the edge of the
éclair. Second, I opened up the éclair. Third, I snuffed up the cream in the
éclair. In this way, I prepared to give something to somebody by boarding a
vehicle by eating the cream in an éclair.
6. I
prepared to open the wooden box. I did this by squelching the jelly out of the
jelly mold. ***Br? 9/26/13 First, I poured the mixed the jelly crystals with
the water. Second, I poured the mixture into the mold and let it set overnight.
Third, I ran the fork over the jelly to squelch it out of the jelly mold. In
this way, I prepared to open the wooden box by squelching the jelly out of the
jelly mold.
7. I
prepared to go for a swim. I did this by pumping up the tyre. First, I inserted
the air pipe into the tyre. Second, I started pumping the tyre up. Third, I
stopped pumping up the tyre when it was fully pumped up. In this way, I
prepared to go for a swim by pumping up the tyre.
8. I
prepared to test that the zygote’s
body grew from it’s head. I did this by fitting the
tyre to the axle. First, I placed the first clamp on the axle. Second, I placed
the tyre on the axle. Third, I placed the second clamp on the axle. In this
way, I prepared to test that the zygote’s body grew from it’s head by fitting the tyre to the axle.
9. I
prepared to create a lobster from a metal frame. I did this by turning the screw.
First, I inserted the screwdriver into the screw. Second, I started turning the
screw. Third, I stopped turning the screw when it had turned as far as it could
turn. In this way, I prepared to create a lobster from a metal frame by turning
the screw.
10. I
prepared to make an orange icy pole. I did this by squeezing the orange into
the mold. First, I cut the orange in half. Second, I positioned the orange
above the icy pole mold. Third, I squeezed it into it. In this way, I prepared
to make an orange icy pole by squeezing the orange into the mold.
11. I
prepared to verify what I wanted to verify the item was the same as. I did this
by verifying one side of the table. First, I looked at the eukaryote. Second, I
realised it was a eukarya member. Third, I checked for it in the left hand
column. In this way, I prepared to verify what I wanted to verify the item was
the same as by checking one side of the table.
12. I
prepared to verify the item that I wanted to verify was the same as another
item. I did this by verifying the other side of the table. First, I looked for
the table cell. Second, I looked for the column heading for this cell. Third, I
checked whether the contents of the cell were the same as the content of the
cell I was checking. In this way, I prepared to verify the item that I wanted
to verify was the same as another item by verifying the other side of the
table.
13. I
prepared to find the phylogenetic tree’s
branch’s label that I wanted. I did this by
verifying that it matched up with what I wanted. First, I verified the real
smell of orange juice. Second, I tested the necessary smell of orange juice.
Third, I verified that they matched. In this way, I prepared to find the
phylogenetic tree’s branch’s label that I wanted by verifying that it matched
up with what I wanted.
14. I
prepared to load the custom-built vehicle rack with the suit. I did this by
verifying that the tuxedos were neat. First, I neatened the labels. Second, I
neatened the lapels. Third, I neatened the artificial carnations. In this way,
I prepared to load the custom-built vehicle rack with the suit by verifying
that the tuxedos were neat.
15. I
prepared to investigate the Loop of Henle metaphor. I did this by giving out
the tulip. First, I fingered the side of the tulip. Second, I moved my finger
down the tulip. Third, I moved my finger up the other side of the tulip. In
this way, I prepared to investigate the Loop of Henle metaphor by giving out
the tulip.
16. I
prepared to squelch the pink juice into the mold. I did this by running the
race. First, I started using energy. Second, I prepared to use the next amount
of energy. Third, I finished using energy when I had finished running the race.
In this way, I prepared to squelch the pink juice into the mold by running the
race.
17. I
prepared to spoon the jelly delightfully. I did this by putting the orange
jelly mixture in the refrigerator. First, I opened the door wide. Second, I
popped the mixture in the door. Third, I made sure it wouldn’t fall out. In this way, I prepared to spoon
the jelly delightfully by putting the orange jelly mixture in the refrigerator.
18. I
prepared to say I wanted you. I did this by reading the answer. First, I opened
up the book of ideas about you. Second, I found the right page. Third, I read
that I want you. In this way, I prepared to say I wanted you by reading the
answer.
19. I
prepared to want to communicate with you. I did this by finding the envelope.
First, I opened the writing desk. Second, I found the correct pigeonhole.
Third, I took out the thick envelope. In this way, I prepared to want to
communicate with you by finding the envelope.
20. I
prepared to want your reply. I did this by listening to the answer. First, I
looked at you. Second, I waited for your reply. Third, I was interested in your
reply as you gave it. In this way, I prepared to want your reply by listening
to the answer.
21. I
prepared to earn genius marks. I did this by spelling out the mathematics
equation. First, I spelt out the equation. Second, I instructed the computer how
to do it. Third, I instructed the computer to run the program. In this way, I
prepared to earn genius marks by spelling out the mathematics equation.
22. I
prepared to write down what was necessary to work out the equation. I did this
by substituting the correct parts for the variables in the equation. First, I
substituted the value corresponding to the first variable for the first
variable in the equation. Second, I prepared to repeat this for the next
variable. Third, I repeated this until all the variables had been substituted
for values. In this way, I prepared to write down what was necessary to work
out the equation by substituting the correct parts for the variables in the
equation.
23. I
prepared to move my arm in space. I did this by calculating the result. First,
I calculated the results of the brackets. Second, I calculated all the
additions, divisions, multiplications and subtractions in the equation in that
order. Third, I repeated this until I had calculated the result. In this way, I
prepared to move my arm in space by calculating the result.
24. I
prepared to write the line. I did this by buying the pencil sharpener. First, I
took out the money. Second, I placed it on the counter. Third, I took the
change. In this way, I prepared to write the line by buying the pencil
sharpener.
25. I
prepared to verify that you wanted the present. I did this by putting the
present in your hand. First, I took the present from the wardrobe. Second, I
asked you to close your eyes. Third, I placed the present in your hands. In
this way, I prepared to verify that you wanted the present by putting the
present in your hand.
26. I
prepared to clean the desk. I did this by emptying the shavings through the
hole of the pencil sharpener. First, I placed the pencil sharpener above the
bin. Second, I tipped the pencil sharpener upside down. Third, I tapped it. In
this way, I prepared to clean the desk by emptying the shavings through the
hole of the pencil sharpener.
27. I
prepared to inspect the animal mannequin. 
I did this by walking Inky. 
First, I called Inky.  Second, I
placed the leash on her.  Third, I walked
her.  In this way, I prepared to inspect
the animal mannequin by walking Inky.
28. I
prepared to eat the vegan delight.  I did
this by eating the slice of watermelon. 
First, I cut he slice of watermelon. 
Second, I lifted it to my lips. 
Third, I ate the coarse textured, water-saturated fruit.  In this way, I prepared to eat the vegan
delight by eating the slice of watermelon.
29. I
prepared to make a profit.  I did this by
computing data science using statistics. 
First, I considered what I wanted. 
Second, I surveyed what was available. 
Third, I bought what I needed.  In
this way, I prepared to make a profit by computing data science using
statistics.
30. I prepared
to agree to pay a certain amount per breasoning, as part of base pay.  I did this by inventing a future job.  First, I employed the equality officer.  Second, I employed the green officer.  Third, I employed the pedagogy officer to
pedagogise (sic) the whole neighbourhood. 
In this way, I prepared to agree to pay a certain amount per breasoning,
as part of base pay by inventing a future job. 
First, I employed the equality officer.
31. I
prepared to send the letter to the Queen. 
I did this by licking the stamp. 
First, I detached the stamp from the perforated sheet.  Second, I licked it.  Third, I attached it to the envelope.  In this way, I prepared to send the letter to
the Queen by licking the stamp.
32. I
prepared to go forward.  I did this by liking
Samadhi.  First, I drove along the
highway.  Second, I stopped at the side
of the road.  Third, I lit a
campfire.  In this way, I prepared to go
forward by liking Samadhi.
33. I
prepared to countermand the instruction. 
I did this by driving to work.  First, I performed my morning regimen.  Second, I drove to work.  Third, I walked into the office.  In this way, I prepared to countermand the
instruction by driving to work.
34. I
prepared to think of the central thought clearly.  I did this by deciding whether to buy in
philosophy of data science.  First, I saw
the product.  Second, I decided to buy
it.  Third, I bought it.  In this way, I prepared to think of the
central thought clearly by deciding whether to buy in philosophy of data
science.
35. I prepared
to transcend (connect) positivity with a positive thought.  I did this by observing that the spiritual
particles (s-particles) collided, making me happy.  First, I found how the representation agreed
with me.  Second, I signaled this by
colliding s-particles.  Third, I
breasoned out an A to make me happy because of this.  In this way, I prepared to transcend
(connect) positivity with a positive thought by observing that the spiritual
particles (s-particles) collided, making me happy.
36. I
prepared to thank the religious leader. 
I did this by giving the religious leader a gift.  First, I visited the shop.  Second, I selected a gift.  Third, I gave it to the religious
leader.  In this way, I prepared to thank
the religious leader by giving the religious leader a gift.
37. I
prepared to philosophise about music.  I
did this by liking God (the philosopher). 
First, I produced the song. 
Second, I paid for it to be mixed and mastered.  Third, I set it for my students to
examine.  In this way, I prepared to
philosophise about music by liking God (the philosopher).
38. I
prepared to play the person.  I did this
by mimicking the person.  First, I found
videos of the person.  Second, I mimicked
his manner.  Third, I mimicked his matter.  In this way, I prepared to play the person by
mimicking the person.
39. I
prepared to become God (a philosopher). 
I did this by repeating 50*80 Upasana sutras (50*50 As).  First, I repeated 80 Upasana sutras on the
first day.  Second, I prepared to repeat
80 Upasana sutras on the next day. 
Third, I repeated this for 50 days. 
In this way, I prepared to become God (a philosopher) by repeating 50*80
Upasana sutras (50*50 As).
40. I
prepared to teach knowledge.  I did this
by following the meditation (philosophy) teacher.  First, I followed the meditation (philosophy)
teacher.  Second, I listened to her
knowledge.  Alternatively, I read the
book.  In this way, I prepared to teach
knowledge by following the meditation (philosophy) teacher.
41. Assuming
I would be a professor, I prepared to examine my students over 2 weeks (at 2 As
per day).  I did this by playing tiddly
winks.  First, I wrote the exam.  Second, I counted the breasonings
written.  Third, I awarded the
corresponding grade to the student.  In
this way, Assuming I would be a professor, I prepared to examine my students
over 2 weeks (at 2 As per day) by playing tiddly winks.
42. I prepared
to have the same effect as a sequence of short courses on the same topic in
agreeing and disagreeing.  I did this by agreeing
with a major as part of a degree.  First,
I completed the major.  Second, I
observed the head studied Master of Communications.  Third, I observed the founder studied Master
of International Business.  In this way, I
prepared to have the same effect as a sequence of short courses on the same
topic in agreeing and disagreeing by agreeing with a major as part of a degree.
==Upasana sutra breasoning list==
1.	Label, match, orange juice, nose, flower, tree.
2.	Vehicle, tuxedo, manager, lapel, carnation, rack.
3.	Loop of Henle, tulip, finger, stairs, button, A4 sheet of paper.
4.	pink juice, finish line, energy bar, lunch box, pistol, pestle.
5.	Spoon, orange jelly, door, pop, harness, jelly mold.
6.	Job advertisement, answer, book, page, reader, Associate Professor.
7.	Communication cup, envelope, writing desk, pigeonhole, thick envelope, wish list.
8.	Reply button, ear, glasses, waiter, interest, listening device.
9.	genius mark, mathematics equation, grammar, computer, runner, spelling bee.
10.	Box, variable, value, loop, understudy, tick box.
11.	Space, abacus, brackets, addition sign, division sign, arm.
12.	Line, pencil sharpener, money, counter, change, order form.
13.	Present, hand, wardrobe, eye, glove, gas fireplace.
14.	Desk, shavings, pen, bin, tap dancing shoe, hole.
15.	Loop of Henle, tulip, side of the tulip, finger, other side of the tulip, leg.
16.	pink juice, racetrack, tablet, amount of energy, energy, runner.
17.	jelly crystals, mold, fork, wooden box, orange.
18.	Swimmer, tyre, air pipe, pump, firm apple, bathers.
19.	Zygote, axle, first clamp, second clamp, wheel, head.
20.	Lobster, screw, screwdriver, universe, circle, metal frame.
21.	Orange, squeezer, half orange, icy pole mold, straw, icy pole.
22.	Equals sign, column, eukaryote, eukarya member, left hand column, milky way. 
23.	Equivalent to symbol, right hand column, bracket, addition, division, multiplication.
24.	Line, pencil sharpener, money, counter, change, receipt.
25.	Present, hand, wardrobe, eyes, palm of hand, wish list.
26.	Desk, shavings, hole of the pencil sharpener, bin, liner, pen.