Susan TV Episode 2 (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

== Susan Wraparound 1 ==
Susan: "Hello, everybody! It's your favorite girl, Susan the Hedgehog here! I'm here to show you the shorts of my friends again! First, we have the half hare, half dessert, CURD THE RABBIT!"
Crowd Cheers
Curd: she runs to Susan "Wanna see my short?"
== The Tocky and the Hare ==
Curd almost gets to the finish line, but rests under a tree
Tocky: it walks extremely slowly being a turtle, so it just hopped instead to get to the finish line
3 Hours Later...
Tocky: almost there
Alarm rings
Curd: "Oh! My naptime is over!" she runs to the finish line quickly before Tocky can reach it "You're so slow, even when I take a three hour nap, I can still just BARELY win."
The crowd was sleeping too
Curd: "Whoa! I guess the crowd is ALSO taking a three hour nap!"
== Susan Wraparound 2 ==
Crowd Cheers
Susan: "That was pretty funny! Next, we have Sasha the Porcupine!"
Crowd Cheers
Sasha: (I'm not a secret agent, but who cares?) "I love playing as a secret agent, but you know, I love protecting Chaflick Foods. Want me to show you my short?"
== The Three Little Chaflicks ==
Song Plays
Chloe: "My defender is a cat!
She cooks and guards all day!
She loves her work and eats some rats
And drives the haters away!"
Beefy: "My guardian is a hare!
She is the daughter of Cream!
But she drives her away to over there
And she has strong self esteem!"
Porkchop: "My guardian's a porcupine!
I let my workers do one job
And one job only not two, or three, or nine
Because their time more jobs will rob."
They go to their restaurants
Tails: he arrives at Chloe's Chaflick Foods "I'm gonna huff-"
Lucy: "Hmph!"
Tails: "I'm gonna puff-"
Lucy: "And you're just fluff." she messes around with Tails' fur "See?"
Tails: "And I'm gonna BLOW YOUR RESTAURANT DOWN!" he uses his giant fan to blow down the restaurant, but it didn't work, until Lucy was pushed too hard, thus destroying the restaurant
Lucy: "Darn it."
Lucy and Chloe go to the second restaurant
Tails: he runs to the second Chaflick Foods restaurant "I'm gonna huff, I'm gonna puff, and I'm gonna-"
Curd: she gives Tails her stretchy cheese arm
Tails: he eats it multiple times as Curd regrows it every time
Curd: "I love being given this power."
Tails: he puts Curd in a microwave and throws her melted cheese body at the restaurant "Didn't need to huff, puff, and blow that restaurant down." he runs to the third as Beefy and Curd evacuate to the third
Sasha: "Hello, Tails!"
Tails: he spindashes at the restaurant
Sasha: she uses the Lightning Whip to entangle Tails, catching him by his tails
Tails: screaming in electric pain
Sasha: she slams Tails to the ground multiple times and throws him into the air
Tails: "CURSE YOU SASHA THE PORCUPINE!"
== Susan Wraparound 3 ==
Crowd Cheering
Susan: "That was funny! Now next we have 2 very special guests, Sonic and Amy! Oh, and did I forget to mention they brought their kids too?"
Crowd Cheering
Sonic: "Hello, everybody!"
Amy: "Nice to meet you. We don't have much skill in making animated shorts, but our kids do, and we were the ones who wrote."
Swift; "Hello!"
Ava: "Well, here's an interesting one."
Mia: "So here's a story about the Lion and the Micky!"
== Lion and the Micky ==
Lion: he grabs the Micky
Micky: "Let me go, please! I beg you!"
Lion: he throws Micky away "I never liked mice anyway. The only things I like in this jungle are the grubs anyway, though they are the best things I tasted."
Meerkat: "Wait, aren't lions supposed to like mice?"
Warthog: "That's weird, but come on, Meerkat! Let's just go, go, go to the rock of grubs."
The Lion, Meerkat, and Warthog go to the rock but get captured through a net
Eggman: "Oh! That's extra credit! Three BIG animals!"
Micky: "That lion spared me! Micky Army, get that guy!"
The mice go after Eggman
Eggman: he runs away "Normally, I'd like to roboticize the mice, but I'd get them away if there are that many of them."
The mice bite the nets and free the Lion, Meerkat, and Warthog
Warthog: "Thanks, mice!"
Meerkat: "Yeah, I guess it was a good idea for Lion to spare you."
Lion: "M-I-C-K-Y M-O-U-S-E!"
Meerkat: "What? Don't you mean M-I-C-K-Y M-I-C-E?"
Some Mickys go to the jungle and try out the foods there
The Jungle Mickys go to the city and try out the food there
Lion: "Oh, it was nice to let more mice go here to the jungle to try out the different food possibilities."
A wildcat arrives in the jungle and scares the Mickys
Micky: "Oh no, now I see why the city is a better place."
The Mickys run back to the city
Gaia City
Inferno: meowing and hunting for Mickys
The Mickys run back to the jungle
Botanic Fields
Lion: he defeats the Wildcat easily "I win-"
Micky King: "Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and soda in fear."
Lion: "Darn it. They left right away. I could've told the moral "Do unto others what you want others to do unto you" if they didn't leave."
Micky King: "Beans and Bacon!"
Lion: "Unto others!"
Micky King: "Beans and Bacon!"
Lion: "Unto others!"
Micky King: "Beans and Bacon!"
Lion: "Unto others!"
== Susan Wraparound 4 ==
Crowd laughing so hard they fall on their chairs
Susan: "Whoa! That was so funny, it's dangerous!"
The crowd fight each other
Dogtor: "You made me fall down!"
Mina: "You made me fall down too!"
Susan: she shoots static lightning at the crowd "Stop, and watch the next short from Tails and Heads."
Crowd cheering
Heads: "From me and my dad..."
Tails: "I present to you..."
== Charmy's Insect World ==
Charmy: "Hey, my colony!"
Cherry: "Be good! And Princess Hazel, watch them."
Hazel: "Got it, Mom and Dad!"
The two leave to get flowers
The colony plays with Hazel
Ant 1: "Perfect! Let's steal the honey before they notice us!"
Grasshopper: eats the honey he got
The Ants get lots of honeycombs
3 Hours Later...
Hazel: "HEY! Who could've gotten our honeycombs?"
As Charmy and Cherry got back and the bees didn't notice, they search around the beehive to find out who stole the honeycombs until they found Charmy and Cherry near it
Hazel: "Mom? Dad? How could you?"
Charmy: "But Hazel, we didn't-"
Hazel: "Attack them, my colony!"
The bees shoot at Charmy and Cherry
Charmy: "You let the people who stole your honeycombs get away without punishment..."
Cherry: "But we take care of you and you show us your anger!"
Hazel: "Oh wait, that's right."
The bees stop attacking
Hazel: "Unless you are IMPOSTORS!"
The bees attack again
Charmy: "We should leave."
Cherry: "We should not have let a six year old be in charge of an entire colony, even if she is the princess."
Ant Hill
The ants eat the honeycombs
Grasshopper: "You worked that hard just to get honeycombs? Well, you know, that would be fine, but you need to rest a bit more."
Queen Ant: "We have to save some for winter."
Grasshopper: "Winter, winter, winter..."
Winter
Grasshopper: he flies back to the ant hill "May I have some food?"
Queen Ant: "We've worked so hard to get the food, and you didn't do much. You can't live in this ant hill, and you can't have our food as a punishment for your incompetence. Good night."
The ants throw the grasshopper away
Grasshopper: "Oh, well, at least I can play with the snow. And yes, I did actually save some food, but they were carrots for my snowmen!"
A field of snowmen is shown
Queen Ant: "What? You actually saved food?"
Grasshopper: "Yes, and I made a lot of snowmen with them!"
Queen Ant: "OK, then..."
== Susan Wraparound 5 ==
The crowd cheers
Susan: "Well, we don't have any more shorts to show, but we had 3 lengthy ones and one short one for the price of 10 short shorts. So goodbye, everyone!"
The End!
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