Monsters vs. Aliens/Transcript

[Somewhere in space, a planet explodes, sending a glowing meteor colliding down the vast space and heading to the direction of Earth.]
Ben: Hey, Jerry, you might wanna check this one out. Palomar just picked it up. Looks like some type of UFO, and it's headin' down this way.
Jerry: How many times do I have to tell you this? UFO's don't exist and we're never gonna see...
Ben: Wow, its energy signiture is massive.
Jerry: [panicked] Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do? No one told us what to do! The only reason I took this job you never have to do anything!
Ben: Jerry, stop it. Let me caculate its impact Boy. Looks like, Modesto California.
Jerry: Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Nimoy!
Dreamworks Animation presents
Monsters Vs Aliens.
[Panning down to a house and inside, a woman was sleeping in her bed. She reached in for the light and opened up her eyes.]
[screaming] [all screaming] [wheezing]
Susan: What are you guys doing here? It's 5:00 in the morning.
Becky: Hurry, turn on the TV! Turn it on now!
Derek: ...and some early morning fog, giving way to sunny skies. Seventy-five degrees. A perfect day to stop by the old folk art and craft show down at the fairgrounds, or a perfect day to marry Susan Murphy. I love you, baby.
Susan: I love you, too.
Derek: And good morning, Modesto!
News Technician: Channel 172.
[♪ The Exciters: Tell Him]
Wendy: You look gorgeous, sweetheart.
Susan: Thanks, Mom.
Carl: Ah! My little girl!
Susan: Daddy!
Carl: Now, I want you to know that, even though I'm about to give you away... I will always be here to take care of you.
Susan: Don't cry because then you'll make me cry, and that's just gonna be a mess.
Carl: I can't help it!
Wendy: Hello, everyone! Attention, attention! Wedding starts in 30 minutes!
Mama Dietl: My beautiful daughter-in-law!
Susan: Hi, Mama Dietl.
Mama Dietl: It's like a fairy tale. The Weatherman and the Weatherman's Wife. Romantic.
Susan: I know. Just think, this time tomorrow, I'm gonna be in Paris! And someday, we won't just be honeymooning there. Derek will become an anchor or a foreign correspondent. And we'll travel all over the world.
Mama Dietl: Honey, my fingers are crossed. One thumb is shorter than the other. Runs in the family.
Susan: Derek doesn't have that.
Mama Dietl: It skips a generation. You kids are gonna have it! [laughing]
[sighing]
Derek: Wow, you look beautiful.
Susan: So do you. I mean, handsome. I mean... Sorry. I'm just a little frazzled. I just spent way too much time with our parents.
Derek: Don't worry, OK? We'll be alone soon, just us.
Susan: Eating cheese and baguettes by the Siene, feeding each other chocolate crepes. Is something wrong?
Derek: No, no! It's just that, well... There's been a slight change of plans. We're not going to Paris.
Susan: What? Why not?
Derek: Because we're goin' somewhere better.
Susan: Better than Paris?
Derek: Oh, yeah.
Susan: Where? Tahiti?
Derek: Nope! Fresno!
Susan: Fresno! Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?
Derek: In the "I've got an audition to become Channel 23's new evenin' it anchor" universe. I got the call from the general manager, he wants to come in immediately! Isn't that great?
Susan: Derek! That's... amazing! It's amazing. Fresno's like a top 50 market, isn't it?
Derek: Actually. It's 55th, but we're on our way, babe! Now, look. About Paris...
Susan: It's OK. It's fine! As long as we're together, Fresno is the most romantic city in the whole world. I'm so proud of you.
Derek: Of us! Not just me. I mean, of course, but we're a team now. You're so proud of us.
Susan: Now, get out of here. It's bad luck to see ms in my dress.
Derek: Oh. Come on. You know I don't believe in that stuff. I'll be waiting for ya at the altar... the handsome news anchor in the tux. All right? Love you! There, I said it.
Susan: I love you, too.
[As Derek walked away, Susan looked up and saw what appears to be a giant meteor, coming this way. She tried to run but the meteor strucked her.]
Wendy: Susan! Where could she be? Susan! Where are you? 
Wendy: Susan! Where have you been?
Susan: I think I just got hit by a meteorite.
Wendy: Oh, Susan. Every bride feels that way on her wedding day. My goodness, look at you. You're filthy. Thank God I have wet ones.
[Once they enter the church, Susan is led to the front while Here comes the bride plays. Derek removed her veil so they can kiss but he notice something strange.]
Derek: Wow. You're glowing.
Susan: Thank you.
Derek: No. No, Susan, you're, like, really glowin'. You're green!
(Susan looked and saw that her body was glowing green.]
Susan:: [gasps] Oh, no!
[To make matters worse, she started to grow and her hair started to turn white.]
Susan: Derek!
Wendy: Oh, my gosh!
Derek: What's goin' on? What's happenin' here?
Susan: You're all shrinking!
Derek: Uh-uh! You're growing!
Susan: Well, make it stop!
Priest: Get me the government! [Jumps through the window.]
Susan: This is impossible! No, this can't be happening.
[humans scream, trying to run away from the growing bride.]
Susan: Wait, wait. Everybody, it's OK! Have some champagne while we're figurin' be this out!
Mama Dietl: (tries to open the door.) Thumbs Thumbs!
(Everyone all dashed out of the church.)
Susan: Derek! Help me! Ahhh!
Derek: Sweet Lord!
[Debris fell on him as Susan's body destroyed the church.]
Wedding Guest: Here comes the bride!
Wendy: Oh, Carl! It's her wedding day! [grunting]
Susan:: Derek? Derek?
Radio: All non-military personnel, clear the area.
Derek: Beam hurt Derek. Susan?
Susan: Thank goodness you're okay! What's happening to me?
Derek: Don't panic! Don't worry! Whatever you do, don't drop... [scraming]
Susan: Derek!
Derek: Sorry, sir.
Susan: What are you people? What are you doin'? Stop it! Be careful!
Derek: Get your hands off me! Don't you know who I am?
Susan: Please, just leave me alone! Ow!
[A giant syringe hit her on the thigh. She pulled it out, threw it on an officer's foot, and started to feel woozy]
Guard 1: Watch those cables! She's comin' down!
Guard 2: Watch out!
[She finally collapses as guards started to pin her down with ropes.]
Guard 3: Move it, move it! Let's go! Move it, move it!
Guard 4: Pull, pull!
Susan: [weakly] Derek?
Radio: All right, let's get this baby on the bus.
[beeping]
Ginormica: Honey, could you hit the snooze? Baby, why did you set the alarm? We're on our honeymoon. Hello? What's goin' on?
[whirring]
Ginormica: Hello? 
[She hears something coming from the walls.]
Ginormica: Hello? Is there someone there? Could you please tell me where I am? Hello? What was that?
Dr. Cockroach: Hello.
Ginormica: Ew!
[Horrified, the woman tried to swat the creature.]
Dr. Cockroach: Will you stop...? Careful! Please, madam! Stop...doing...that! Whatever mad scientist made you, he really went all out.
Ginormica: You can talk.
[She slips onto something slimy. She looked at her foot and saw something bluish, jellish,]
B.O.B.: Hi, there!
Ginormica: Ugh!
[Disgusted, the woman fling the blob away.]
B.O.B.: My back! Just kiddin'! I don't have a back!
Dr. Cockroach: Forgive him, but as you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out you don't need one. Totally overrated! As a matter of fact, I don't even...[gasping] I forgot how to breathe! Don't know how to breathe! [shakes Dr Cockroach] Help me, Dr. Cockroach! Help!
Dr. Cockroach: Suck in, B.O.B.
[The blob inhaled.]
B.O.B.: Thanks, Doc. You're a lifesaver.
[Susan gasped when a scaly sea monster appeared on her face.]
Missing Link: Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinkin'. First day in prison, you wanna take down the toughest guy in the yard. Well, I'd like to see you try. [gets off of Ginormica and doing in karate moves, only to break his bones when he tries a handstand] Ow! Gosh. Look, she's speechless.
B.O.B.: She?
Dr. Cockroach: Yes, B.O.B.! We are in the presence of the rare female monster.
B.O.B.: No way! It's a boy. Look at his boobies.
Missing Link: We need to have a talk.
Dr. Cockroach: Gentlemen, I'm afraid we are not making a very good first impression.
Missing Link: At least I'm talkin'. First new monster in years, we couldn't get a wolf man or a mummy? Just, ya know, somebody to play cards with.
Dr. Cockroach: [aproaches] Might we ask your name, madam?
Ginormica: Susan.
B.O.B.: No, no, no. We mean like your monster name. Like, what do people scream when they see you coming? Ya know, like, [melodramatic] "Look out! Here comes...!"
Ginormica: Susan.
Dr. Cockroach: Really?
B.O.B.: Susan! Ooh. I just scared myself. That is scary.
[beeping]
Missing Link: Yes! Eat times.
[They headed over to a table. A despender drops down a couple of fish for Link.]
Dr. Cockroach: That is repulsive! [garbage lands in front to him] An old slipper!
[A piece of ham was absorbed by B.O.B. Susan, thinking she was dreaming stood up and backed away.]
Ginormica: Oh, please, God, tell me this isn't real. Please tell me I had a nervous breakdown at the wedding, and now I'm in a mental hospital on medication that's giving me hallucinations.
[She backed into something furry. She looks up. Behind her was a massive giant catapillar creature.]
Ginormica: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
[Terrified, by its loud roar, Susan started to run away from the beast.]
Missing Link: Don't scare Insectosaurus! He's gonna pee himself, then we'll all be in trouble.
Ginormica: Every room has a door! There's gotta be a door here! Where's the door?
Missing Link: It's okay, buddy. Don't worry about it. [leaps on] Who's a handsome bug, huh? You like it when I rub your tummy?
Ginormica: Please! Somebody! I don't belong here! Let me out!
Missing Link: Hey, hey, that is not a good idea.
Ginormica: Let me ouuuut!
[The door opens up. Ginormica backed away, whimpering. A man appears riding on a jetpack.]
General W.R. Monger: Monsters, get back in your cells.
[All of the monsters began to leave as Ginormica watched. She looked and saw a helicopter holding a bright light screen to lead Insectosaurus away.]
Ginormica: Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right? Not one of those half-person, half-machine, ya know, whatever you call those things.
General W.R. Monger: A cyborg?
Ginormica: [horrified] Oh, no! You're a cyborg?
General W.R. Monger: Madam, I assure you, I am not a cyborg. The name is General W.R. Monger. I'm in charge of this facility. Now, follow me. It's time for your orientation.
[Ginormica begins to follow him into tbe main hallway.]
General WR Monger: In 1950, it was decided that Jane and Joe Public could not handle the truth about monsters, and should focus on more important things, like paying taxes. So the government convinced the world monsters were stuff of myth and legend and then locked them away in this year facility.
Ginormica: But I'm not a monster! I'm just a regular person. I'm not a danger to anyone or anything.
[She knocked a helicopter down by accident,]
Greg: Don't let her get me!
Ginormica: Sorry. 
[The moving belt takes them to the top to another area.]
Ginormica: How long will I be here?
General W.R. Monger: Indefinetly.
Ginormica: Can I contact my parents?
General W.R. Monger: No.
Ginormica: Derek?
General W.R. Monger: Negative.
Ginormica: Do you know where I am?
General W.R. Monger: No, and they never will! This place is an X file, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiracy. There will be zero with the outside world.
[As the moving belt enters a huge room with a control tower. As the platform moves, she sees Insectocaurus. She looked at another cell to show Link.]
Missing Link: ...seven, eight. 999, 1,000. I can't believe I did ten sets.
[She looked at another cell showing B.O.B playing a ball. Dr Cockroach can be seen tinkering.]
Dr. Cockroach: Susan! Ya wouldn't happen to have any uranium on you? I just need a smidge.
General W.R. Monger: Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toy box privileges immediately. We had the prison psychologist redecorate your cell. Try to keep you all calm-like.
Ginormica: [sadly] But I don't want a poster. I want a real kitten hangin' be from a real tree. I wanna go home.
General W.R. Monger: Oh. Come on, little Debbie, please don't cry. It makes my knees hurt. Don't think of this as a prison. Think of it as hotel you never leave because it's locked from the outside! Oh, and one other thing. The government has changed your name to Ginormica.
[Ginormica gasps. Clutching her arms, she looked around her gloomy cell and slowly slumps down on the floor.]
[Somewhere in space was a massive alien ship. Inside,]
Computer: Begin reanimation sequence.
[The pod opens up]
Gallaxhar: Who dares to wake me?
Computer: Quantonium has been located on a distant planet in the Omega Quadrant.
Gallaxhar: The Omega Quadrant? Lame.
Computer: The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor has been traced to sector 72-4, the planet locally known as Earth.
Gallaxhar: What a miserable-looking mud ball. Send a robot probe! Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop!
Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar.
Gallaxhar: Nothing can stand in my way now.
[♪ Journey: Who's crying now]
Journey: ♪ One love feeds the fire, one heart burns desire. Wonder who's crying now? ♪
Cuthbert: Don't rush me, Katie! I'm just not ready.
Katie: Oh. Relax, Cuthbert. It's just like dancin'. I'll lead.
Cuthbert: Katie, I have a gynastics meet tomorrow. So maybe... Did you open the top! Oh. Thank goodness. It's the police. We weren't doing anything, officer!
Katie: Yeah, nothin' at all.
[Suddenly, something crashed into the groudn far beyong their path.]
Cuthbert: Jiminy! Why did I even let you talk me into this? Maybe we should get outta here.
Katie: Or, maybe, we should go check it out.
Cuthbert: Katie, are you nuts? Wait! Don't leave me alone! [grunting] No! My ankle! I think it's broken! Katie?
Katie: This is the worst date ever.
Cuthbert: Katie, I'm frightened.
[A massive blue eye opens up]
Reporter: It was first spotted at midnight last night by a couple in romantic embrace. No one knows what it is or where it came from. All branches of the military were immmediately mobilized. What is that, Henshaw? OK. 
[A helicopter arrive with a few agents, guarding the president.]
Reporter: I have just received word that the president of the United States has arrived and will attempt to make first contact.
Hathaway: I must approach it alone. This is all about peaceful communication.
Percy: Yes, sir, Mr. President.
[President Hathaway began to climb up the stairs toward the robot alien. The troops watched as the helicopters scan the president's progress.]
Jeff: Perimeter state. Got a bead on Papa Bear. All clear.
[Taking a drink and splashing the remains on his back, the president makes it to the top as the robot looked at him. He starts to play an electric keyboard. He held his hand up and swtch the keyboard and started playing Belvery Hill Cop. The troops watched impressed. The president finally finished the song. The robot closed its eye and a hatch opened and a bright light shined. A hand slowly emerged from the light. The president reached out to tough it. However, the robot slammed the keyboard. The man watched as the hand retreated back to its hatch. Two digger like claws began to emerged on the side of the robot and allowed the robot to push itself up. ]
Soldier 1: Let's go!
Soldier 2: Get outta the way!
Soldier 3: Set her down now. Here we go!
[Hathaway began to run as the robot moved, destorying the stairs]
Hathaway: [grunts] Whoa! Commander, do something violent!
Soldier 4: You heard the president! Light 'em up!
[The troops began to fire at the robot but force fields bounced back.]
Soldier 5: We're getting pummeled down here! Call in air support! Call in air support!
[Airplanes shoot missles at the robot.]
Soldier 6: [squeaking] Call in... [clearing throat] Call in a full retreat!
Soldier 7: Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops!
Virgil: Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move.
Hathaway: Wait. So that's how you wanna play it? Eat lead, alien robot!
[He fires his gun but the robot swallowed up the lead]
Hathaway: Evidently, they eat lead.
Lenny: Get him on the chopper.
Hathaway: I'm brave! I'm a brave president!
[They get into the helicopter]
Soldier 8: Get outta the way!
[In the war room]
Benny: Sir, we need to declare a...
Larry: We need to overthrow that robot and install our own government!
Steve: Let's sacrifice the elderly to it!
Joe: I say we invade it!
Jimmy: The Earth only has two weeks left!
Oliver: If that thing walks into a populated area there'll be a major catastrophe!
Marvin: We need our top scientific minds on this. Get India on the phone!
Christopher: Can we transport the United States to a safer planet?
Miss Ronson: I say we give this alien a green card and make him proud to be an American.
Henry: Sir. It's at dire times like this when I stop and ask myself, "What would Oprah do?"
Hathaway: Hang it all! What's the point? It's a disaster.
[Hanging his head, he headed toward the button.]
Gordon: Stop! No!
Miss Ronson: Don't do it!
William: That button launches all our nuclear missiles!
Hathaway: Well, then, which button gets me a latte?
Allen: Uh... That would be the other one, sir.
[The other button is the exact same size. Hathaway pressed the button as coffee was poured in.]
Hathaway: What idiot designed that thing?
Toby: You did, sir.
Hathaway: Fair enough. Wilson, fire somebody!
Wilson: Yes, sir, Mr. President.
Hathaway: Listen up. I'm not going to go down in history as the president who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! [slurping] That's a good cup of joe.
General W.R. Monger: Mr. President? Not only do I have an idea, but I have a plan! [leaps down and flies down on a parachute] Now, coventional weapons have no effect on this thing, and we all know nukes ain't an option.
Hathaway: Sure they are. I just...
William: Don't do it! Stop!
Molly: Wait!
General W.R. Monger: I'm not gonna kid you, president. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass. We need raw power! We need...monsters.
Hathaway: Monsters! Of course! It's so simple! I... I'm not following you.
General W.R. Monger: Over the last fifty years, I have captured monsters on the rampage, and locked 'em up in a secret prison facility. So secret that the mere mention of its name is a federal offense.
William: Is he referring to Area Fifty... [gets tranquilized]
General W.R. Monger: Mr. President, say hello to Insectosaurus!
[Clip shows Insectosaurus]
Miss Ronson: [screaming]
General W.R. Monger: Miss Ronson, please. Nuclear radiation turned him from a small grub into a thirty hundred fifty foot-tall monster that attacked Tokyo. Here we have the Missing Link.
Miss Ronson: [screaming]
General W.R. Monger: A 20,000-year-old frozen fish man who was thawed out by scientists. He escaped and went on a rampage in his old watering hole. This handsome fellow is Dr. Cockroach Ph.D., the most brilliant man in the world. He invented a scientific machine that would give humans the cockroach's ability to survive anything. Unfortunately, there were some side effects.
Miss Ronson: [screaming]
General W.R. Monger: Now, we call this thing B.O.B.
Miss Ronson: [screaming]
General W.R. Monger: WILL SOMEONE GET HER OUT OF HERE?! [crsahing sound can be heard] Thank you. A genetically altered tomato was combined with a chemically altered ranch-flavored dessert topping at a snack food plant. The resulting goop gained consciousness, and became an indestructible gelatinous mass. And, our latest addition, Ginormica.
[Another scream, this time, it was Hathaway.]
Hathaway [clears throat] General, continue.
General W.R. Monger: Her entire body radiates with pure energy, givin' her enormous strength and size. Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance to defeat that robot.
Freddie: Don't we already have an alien problem, General? I don't think we need a monster problem, too.
General W.R. Monger: You got a better idea, Nerd?
Hathaway: OK. Stay where you are. [clears throat] General, I propose we go forward with your monsters-versus-aliens idea... thingy.
[In the monster headquarters,]
Missing Link: Go fish. 
[Bob and Link are playing cards together.]
Missing Link: Do you... have any... threes?
B.O.B: Yes. I do! How are you doing this? You're the luckiest guy I know.
Missing Link: Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it. What the...? Hey!
[Dr Cockroach scurries over to his invention and started tinkering on.]
Dr. Cockroach: They called me crazy, but I'll show 'em. I'll show them all! [sinister laughter]
Ginormica: Doctor, I'd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine.
Insectrosarus: [roars]
Missing Link: You're right, Insecto. You've been lettin' on that quack experiment on you for over a month.
Dr. Cockroach: I'm not a quack, I'm a mad scientist. There is a difference.
Ginormica: Guys, what choice do I have? If he can make me normal, or even six foot eight, I can get outta here, get back to the life I'm supposed to have. I mean. I should be in...
Missing Link: Let me guess, Fresno?
Ginormica: Well, Fresno is just a stepping stone. Next stop, Milwaukee. And then New York, then someday, hopefully...
Missing Link: Yeah, we know. Paris.
Ginormica: Throw the switch, Doctor, but don't do the laugh.
Dr. Cockroach: Now you're going to feel a slight pinch in the brain. [laughing] Sorry.
[He started up the machine, with a grin on his face as eletricity jolted right at Ginormica. She screams and loses conciousness.]
Dr Cockroach: Susan! Yoo-hoo!
Ginormica: Am I small again?
Dr. Cockroach: I'm afraid not, my dear.
[The monsters get off of her]
Dr. Cockroach: In fact, you may actually have grown a couple of feet.
Ginormica: That's OK, Doc. We'll try again tomorrow.
Missing Link: You really don't get it, do you? No monster has ever gotten outta here!
B.O.B: That's not true! The Invisible Man did.
Missing Link: No, he didn't. We just told you that so you wouldn't get upset.
Dr. Cockroach: He died a heart attack 25 years ago.
B.O.B: No!
Missing Link: Yeah... in that very chair.
B.O.B.: He's still there.
Missing Link: You see what I'm sayin'? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's ever getting out.
[Monger appears.]
General W.R. Monger: Goo news, monsters! You're gettin' out!
Missing Link: Until today.
[A while later]
Missing Link: So let me get this straight, Monger. You want us to fight an alien robot.
General W.R. Monger: And, in exchange, the president of these United States authorized me to grant you your freedom.
Ginormica: I can't believe it! Soon, I'll be back in Derek's arms... or he'll be mine.
Missing Link: I can't wait for spring break back at Cocoa Beach, just freaking everybody out.
B.O.B.: And I'll go back to my lab and finally finish my experiments.
Dr. Cockroach: No, no! That's me, B.O.B.
B.O.B.: Then I'll be a really giant lady.
Dr. Cockroach: That's Susan, B.O.B.
B.O.B.: Fine. Then I'll go back to Modesto and be with Derek.
Missing Link: That's still Susan, B.O.B.
[They get onboard.]
B.O.B.: I think I, at least, deserve a chance to be with Derek!
Gwen: All right, let's go!
[the transport plane takes off with Insectrosaurus, being hypnotized by the lights. ]
Soldier 9: Everybody move in an orderly fashion! This is an emergency! We are evacuation the city! Exact change is appreciated, but not necessary!
[The plane land on the freeway]
General W.R. Monger: Let's move out!
[Everyone exits out]
Ginormica: This is San Francisco! This isn't far from my home!
Dr. Cockroach: Feel the wind on your antennae. Isn't this wonderful?
B.O.B.: I haven't been outside for 50 years. It's amazing out here!
Missing Link: It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know that. That would be a very convenient truth.
[They hear rumbling and saw the robot alien.]
General W.R. Monger: Whoo-whee! Now that's a robot!
Ginormica: That's huge.
General W.R. Monger: Try not to damage it too much, monsters. I might wanna bring it back to the farm!
[Monger begins to leave into the transport airplane and fly away.]
Ginormica: No, no, no, wait! You didn't say anything about it being huge! Wait! No! Don't leave!
[The robot scans them]
B.O.B.: I think he sees us. Hello! Hi! How you doin'? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!
Ginormica: I can't fight that thing. [gasping] I can't even... I've never... I'm hyperventilating. Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
Missing Link: Relax. Old Link's got this under control.
Dr. Cockroach: Hide in the city, Susan. You'll be safe there. But stay away from the Tenderloin! It's a little dicey!
[Ginormica leaves]
Missing Link: Finally, some action. I'm gonna turn that oversized tin can into a really dented oversized tin can.
[The robot activates its pincers]
Missing Link: OK! Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus?
B.O.B.: Wow! Would you look at the size of that...
Dr. Cockroach: Foot!
[They dodged the foot but Bob was stuck and unharmed.]
B.O.B.: I got him, you guys! I got... Don't worry! I won't let go! I'm wearing him down! Please tell me he's slowin' down!
Dr. Cockroach: Get to the city, Link. I'll catch up with you as soon as I can. Or maybe you'll have to catch up with me.
[Ginormica is in the city. She looked around the corner for a robot and comes out, only for the robot to find her. The blue beam shined on her and she tried to dodge but it kept following her. Finally, its eye turned red. The robot walked foward, destorying a building. Ginormica strumbled and started ro run for her life. She turned right and dodging away the rubble. She climbed up to the building and ran across through rooftop. She leaps toward but missed.]
Ginormica: Oh, no! No, no, no!
[She drops at a short distance. She flees down and tripped over a car. The robot loomed over her. She looked at the car and began to use it as a rollar skate then she used the other car.]
Ginormica: OK, OK. I got this.
[She continued on skating down. In the sewers, Link swim through each tunnel until he reached the surface only to bump into the manhole cover.]
Missing Link: Yep, that hurt.
[As he climbed out of the manhole cover a tram rammed into him.]
Dr. Cockroach: Get in! I have a plan!
[The roach hits a booster button as Link was thrown into the back of the tram. BOB is still under the robot's foot]
B.O.B.: Hot dogs! 
[He grabs a hot dog stand only to be crushed again.] 
Dr. Cockroach: All right, Link, I'm going to pull up alongside it! You gut up in there, get to uts central processing unit, and...
B.O.B.: Hey, guys, catch me!
[BOB leaped right intot he tram]
Both: No!
Soldier 9: Let's go, let's go! Keep it movin'! Hey! No honking!
Ginormica: Excuse me! Comin' through! On your right! No control!
[She continues on driving until a truck suddenly loses control and crashes.]
Ginormica: Oh, no.
[She stops and sees the robot walking toward her in the water. She fliccked the car off her feet and rushes to the truck.]
Ginormica: OK! It's going to be okay. Look, I'm gonna get you out of there! Hold on a second! We have to get off the bridge before-
[She gasped and saw the claw reaching toward the bridge. One of its claws got caught on the cable. Humans below screamed and run for their lives. The jaws opened up revealing robotic teeth and started to destroy each car.]
Ginormica: [screaming] No, no, no! Get away from me!
[The helicopter appears overhead behind it was Insectrocaurus.]
Insectosaurus: [roaring]
[Ginormica smiled, realizing backup has arrived. She shots silk into the robot's eye, blinding it. Ginormica backs away once Insectosaurus lowered the bridge.]
B.O.B.: Comin' through! Watch it!
[People were horrified at the monsters but they ignored their screams.]
Missing Link: Hey, furball, where you been?
[Insectrosarus roars, the robot blinking its eye to get rid of the silk.]
Missing Link: Yeah, I know. Papa's a little outta shape.
Ginormica: Excuse me! He's tryin' to kill me! Why is it doin' that? Why would it...
[The claw whacked Susan. Everyone gasped but then Ginormicca pried the claw open with her super strength.]
Missing Link: Wow.
[She steps out of the claw, the carriageway started to fall. Holding the pincer, Ginormicca stops the falling cars with her foot.]
B.O.B.: Wow. You're doing great!
Ginormica: I'm doing everything!
Missing Link: Not for long. Come on, you guys. Let's take this thing down!
[He charges only for the sheild to knock him out.]
Dr. Cockroach: A deflector shield. Typical.
[The roach rushes up onto Ginormica and to the jaws of the robot.]
Dr. Cockroach: You can't crush a cockroach! [cackling]
[He leaped into the mouth, avoiding the jaws. He entered inside the robot's eye.]
Dr. Cockroach: Right, right. Here we go.
[He connected two wires, sending it to explode. The roach slammed down onto the wall. by now, the robot's eye had returned blue and scanned insectosaurus, hypnotizing her.]
Ginormica: Insectosaurus! Insectosaurus! B.O.B.!
B.O.B.: What?
Ginormica: Help me!
B.O.B.: Sorry. I was staring at this bird over there.
Ginormica: We have to get these people off the bridge!
B.O.B.: Got it. [grabs a car]
Ginormica: No, B.O.B! Move the drividers!
B.O.B.: Oh, yeah, you're right. My bad.
[He puts the car back and started swallowing the dividers.]
Ginormica: Go, go, go, go!
[The cars started to back up and leave.]
Ginormica: Link!
B.O.B.: Oh, I don't feel good.
Ginormica: OK. Susan, you can do this.
[She pulled the cable the robot was tangled she backed up and the robot overbalanced. She snatched the unconciousLink up into her arms and climbed over the robot to get away. Dr. Cockroach leaped off and they run from the collapsing bridge. The section of the bridge gives way as the robot falls into the bay. The tower breaks and falls into the robot, slicing into pieces.]
Missing Link: All right. Let's take this thing down.
[Another debris lands on him, knocking him out once more. The robot finally dies.]
Computer: Retrieval has failed. Don't get upset. It happens to everyone.
Gallaxhar: That lower life form thinks she can steal my Quantonium? Send another probe at once!
Computer: Quantonium cannot be retrieved via robot. Carbon-based life form, locally known as Susan, is now too strong.
Gallaxhar: Oh, you think because you're all big and strong and you can destroy my robot probe that you're gonna send me runnin' and hidin'? My days of runnin' and hidin' are over. Computer, set a course to Earth. I will retrieve the Quantonium myself, even if I need to rip it out of her body one cell at a time.
Computer: Careful, it's hot.
Ginormica: Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to defeat a giant robot, I'd have said, "No can do." But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzin'. Did you see how strong I was? Probably isn't a jar in this world I can't open.
Dr. Cockroach: [impressed] You were positively heroic, my dear. I especially loved how you saved those people on the bridge. It was a nice touch. Wasn't she amazin', Link?
[Link is on a car]
Missing Link: [unamused] Yeah, she was great. Really cool. Loved it.
Dr. Cockroach: Oh, poor Link. After all that tough talk, you were out-monstered by a girl. No wonder you're depressed.
Missing Link: Hey, I'm not depressed. I'm tired.
B.O.B.: Why are you so tired? You didn't do anything.
Missing Link: Well, I haven't been sleeping well. Right? I got sleep apnes- apnea. Whatever. It's not fun.
Ginormica: So Link's a little rusty... I mean, sleep deprived. You'll be back to your old self in no time. And so will I.
B.O.B.: What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait. Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Were pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?
Dr. Cockroach: What my associate is trying to say is that we all think the new Susan is the "cat's me-ow." I'm sorry.
Ginormica: [touched] Aw. Thanks, you guys. That is so sweet, but I have a normal life waitin' for me? You know?
Missing Link: So, uh, tell me, exactly, how this normal life thing works with you being a giant. Ya know.
Ginormica: I'm not gonna be a giant forever. Derek won't rest until we've found a cure for my... condition. We're a team.
Dr. Cockroach: We could all do with a Derek. Perhaps, someday, we could make acquaintance!
Ginormica: Really? You guys wanna meet Derek?
[They arrive at the neighborhood.]
General W.R. Monger: First stop, Modesto! Ginormica, I called your family to let 'em know you were comin' home. Now, I also called the Modesto PD and told them not to shoot at you.
Ginormica: Thanks, General.
[She and her friends leave the transport plane and into the neighborhood.]
Ginormica: OK, remember, these people aren't used to seein'... anything like... you, or you... or you. So just be, ya know, cool. Just be... you know... Follow my lead.
[She accidently breaks a fence, causing the monsters to attack and about to crush a car.]
Ginormica: Stop! That was an accident! Don't destroy anything!
[BOB tosses away the fence piece, a crashing sound can be heard.]
Wendy: Susan?
Carl: Susie Q!
Ginormica: Mom? Daddy?
Wendy: Did they experiment on you?
Ginormica: No, Mom. I'm fine. 
[Her parents notice the monsters.]
Ginormica: It's okay. They're with me. These are my new friends.
[Thinking it was Derek, BOB hugs Wendy]
B.O.B.: Oh, Derek! I missed you so much, thinkin' that we'd someday be together again! It's the only thing that got me through prison! I love you! I love this man!
Ginormica: No, B.O.B.! That's my mother! You're suffocating her!
[Bob spits her out]
Carl: Honey, are you all right?
Wendy: I taste ham.
Ginormica: Sorry, Mom. He's just a hugger. Where's Derek?
Wendy: He's at work, sweetie.
Carl: He know how he is about his career.
Ginormica: We're not gonna celebrate without him!
Wendy: Susan! What do I do with all your little friends?
Ginormica: Just put out some snacks! They'll eat everything!
[Wendy looks over at Dr Cockroach in disgust, whom the insect was ramaging over a trash can.]
Dr. Cockroach: Ambrosia!
[Later that night.]
[♪ Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs: Wooly Bully]
Missing Link: How's it going? Qué pasa, girlfriend? Way to cut up a rug, Insecto!
[Insectosaurus roars.]
Missing Link: Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?
[Link jumps to five in the pool only to hit the diving board and fell into the water. Nearby, BOB is talking to a green jello mold.]
B.O.B.: Hi. I'm Benzoate-Ostylezene-Bicarbonate. Or you can call me "B.O.B.", whichever's easier. Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry. I'm a little rusty. I've been a prison my whole life. Why'd I mention prison? Oh. I didn't mean to scare you. I'm just going to go. I feel so stupid.
Carl: All right, everyone just stay calm. Whatever you do, do not provoke them.
Dr. Cockroach: Anyone care for an Atomic Gin Fizz? It's got quite a... [explosion] ...kick.
Missing Link: [screaming] Chlorine! Chlorine! Chlorine in my eyes! Ahhh!
Carl: They're turning on us!
Wendy: Everyone run for your lives!
[They run away in fright.]
B.O.B.: [confused] What are they runnin' away from?
Derek: That's hilarious, Jim. That's exactly the kinda down-home country humor I'm gonna miss when I'm in Fresno. This is Derek Dietl, signing off for the very last time. Good night, Modesto!
TV: Channel 172.
Director: And cut.
Derek: Did you like that sign off? Just made it up.
[Woman screams. Derek looks and sees Susan's giant hand reach through the window.]
Derek: Oh, my goodness. Wait, wait, wait! 
[She picks him up and pulled him out of the building.]
Ginormica: Oh, Derek. You wouldn't believe my last three weeks! Thinkin' about you was the only thing that kept me same.
Derek: Can't breathe! Ribs collapsing!
Ginormica: Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry! Oh, my goodness. [puts him down] Is that better? OK. OK. I'm just still kinda getting used to my new strength.
Derek: Wow! You really are big!
Ginormica: Yeah, but I'm still fine. I'm still the same girl you fell in love with.
Derek: Except you did just destroy the Golden Gate Bridge.
Ginormica: But that was the only way I could stop that giant robot! Did you ever think I could do something like that?
Derek: No, I didn't. I can honestly say it never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever occured me.
Ginormica: Look, I know this is a little weird. OK, it's a lot weird, but we'll figure it out. I know that, together, we can find a way to get me back to normal.
Derek: Susan, try and look at this from my perspective. I have an audience that depends on me for news, weather, sports and heart-warming fluff pieces. So. You could expect me to put all that on hold while you try to undo this thing happened to you? That I had absolutely nothing to do with?
Ginormica: Yes. That's exactly what I expect. But what about the life we always talked about? Don't you still want that?
Derek: Of course. I just... don't see how I can have that with you.
Ginormica: Derek, please, don't do this.
Derek: You have to face facts, Susan. Don't crush me for sayin' this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow. And you're casting a pretty big shadow. I'm sorry. It's over. Good luck, Susan.
[Susan hangs her head. Later, she tearfully made her way out of down and approaches a gas station.]
Dr. Cockroach: Wow! What a shindig! Your parents really know how to throw it down.
Missing Link: What? No, that was a great party, one of the best I've been to since got outta prison.
B.O.B.: I must've been at a different party, 'cause that's not how I interpreted at all. I don't think your parents liked me, and I think that JELL-O gave me a fake phone number.
Dr. Cockroach: Well, at least the garbage was free. You know? I mean...
Missing Link: Ah, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us the same way they've always treated us... like monsters.
Ginormica: Right. Monsters.
Missing Link: Anyway, how is Derek?
Ginormica: Derek is a selfish jerk.
B.O.B.: No!
Ginormica: Yes. All that talk about "us." "I'm so proud of us. Us just got a job in Fresno." There's no "us." There was only Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I was such an idiot! Why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great, anyway? I mean, look at all the stuff I've done without him. Fighting an alien robot? That was me, not him. And that was amazing! Meeting you guys? Amazing! Dr. Cockroach, you can crawl up walls and build a supercomputer outo of a pizza box, two cans of hairspray, and...
Dr. Cockroach: And a paper clip!
Ginormica: Amazing! And you! You hardly need an introduction! You're the Missing Link! You personally carried 250 co-eds off of Cocoa Beach, and still had strength to fight off the National Guard!
Missing Link: And the Coast Guard and, also, the lifeguard.
Ginormica: Amazing! B.O.B.! Who else could fall from unimaginable heights and end up without a single scratch?
B.O.B.: Link?
Ginormica: You.
B.O.B.: Amazing!
[Insectosaurus roars]
Missing Link: Good point, Insecto! Susan, don't short-change yourself!
Ginormica: Oh, I'm not going to short-change myself ever again!
B.O.B.: Testify!
Missing Link: Yeah.
Dr. Cockroach: Oh, yes.
[Alll of a sudden, a bright light flashed on Susan. She slowly started to get pulled up into the air.]
Missing Link: Susan!
[Insectocaurus fired her silk onto Susan's foot to pull her down.]
Missing Link: Way to go, Insecto!
[Susan looked over and gasped, seeing the laser fire.]
Missing Link: Insecto, look out!
[The laser struck the kaiju, causing her to collapse and let go of Ginormica as she disappeared into the giant ship.]
Ginormica: Insectosaurus! No!
[Link rushed toward Insectosaurus' side.]
Missing Link: You're gonna make it. It's going to be all right. Look at me. Don't you close those eyes. Don't you dare close those eyes. You can't...
[Scene fades to black]
Gallaxhar: You must be terrified. You wake up in a strange place, wearing strange clothes, imprisoned by a strange bein' floatin' on a strange hovering device. Strange, isn't it?
Ginormica: Hardly. It's not the first time.
Gallaxhar: Wow. You really get around. To the extraction chamber!
Ginormica: Look. What is it that you want from me?
Gallaxhar: You have stolen what is rightfully mine!
Ginormica: I didn't steal anything from you.
Gallaxhar: You're enormous, grotesque body contains Quantonium, the most powerful substance in the universe. Did you really think you could keep it from me?
Ginormica: That's what this is all about? You destroyed San Francisco, you terrified millions of people... you killed my friend, just to get to me?
Gallaxhar: Silence! Your voice is grating on my ear nubs. It's a shame you won't be around to see what the power of Quantonium can do in the tentacles of someone who knows how to use it!
Ginormica: I know how to use it just fine!
Gallaxhar: Don't bother. That force field is impenetrab... What the Flagnard?
[grunting]
Gallaxhar: That should stop your puny... Computer, close door, hangar two! Close door, hangar three! Door, hangar four! Close them all! Computer, begin extraction! [laughing] 
Gallaxhar: Finally, I can rebuild my civilization onna new planet. Any thoughts on where I should set up shop? Your planet, perhaps?
Susan: You keep your slimy tentacles off my planet!
Gallaxhar: If you wanted to stop me, you should've done it when you possessed the Quantonium. Now you're nothing.
Susan: There are innocent people down there who didn't do anything!
[Enraged, he throws Susan down.]
Gallaxhar: There were innocent people on my home planet before it was destroyed.
Susan: Look. I'm sorry your planet was destroyed.
Gallaxhar: Oh, don't be. I'm the one who destroyed it. Confused? After I reveal my tale to you, everything will become crystal clear. Computer, initialize cloning machine.
Computer: Yes, Gallaxhar.
[He walks up to a pod machine.]
Gallaxhar: Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidlin', I found out parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And then I was all, "No way!", and she was all, "Yes, way," and I was like... But I've told you too much already! Let the birth of my new planet, now called... "Gallaxhar's Planet" begin!
[The machine starts, creating copies of Galaxhar. Susan watched in horror as the clones were created, given clothes, and guns.]
TV Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFO's ever seem to land in. Excuse me. What's that, Henshaw?
Henshaw: Okey-dokey.
TV Reporter: We now take you, live, to a transmission from the alien spacecraft.
Gallaxhar: Humans of Earth, I have come in peace. You need not to fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it's important to note most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should have no way take any of this personally. It's just business. So just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm and you all will die. Gallaxhar out.
[The screen went static, much to everyone in the war room in horror.]
Hathaway: OK, boys, set the terror level at code brown 'cause I need to change my pants.
[Bob and Dr Cockroach sand watch Link still morun the loss of Insectosaurus who appeared to be forming into a cocoon.]
B.O.B.: What're gonna do now, Doc?
Dr. Cockroach: I... I don't know.
Missing Link: [determined] I'll tell what we're gonna do. [turns to his friends and walks to them] Cause we're not gonna let Insecto die in vain. We're gonna get up there, find Susan, and we're gonna take that alien down!
[The plane starts flying the alien ship. Inside, the monsters now wear jetpacks.]
General W.R. Monger: All right, gentlemen, you got enough juice in those jetpacks to get up there, but not enough to make it home. I'll come get you if I can. If I don't, it means I'm dead. [Cockroach was horrified; then] Or late. [Cockroach was not amused] I've been your warden for close to 50 years. That's no longer the case. For what it's worth...
[The general saltues to the monsters.]
B.O.B.: That's rude. What did we do?
Dr. Cockroach: No, B.O.B., that's not rude. That's a sign of respect.
[Main entrance opens up. The three monsters started to head to the space ship.]
Lieutenant: General, it's targeting us!
General W.R. Monger: That's the idea, Lieutenant. Hold your course. Steady. Steady. Hard right! Hard right!
Lieutenant: I can't shake it! I can't shake it!
General W.R. Monger: Hang on to your socks! We're going for a ride! Yee-haw! That's what I always wear a parachute, Lieutenant. You can let go of me now, Lieutenant.
B.O.B.: [cawing] Caw, caw, caw, caw! Caw, caw!
Dr. Cockroach: Who are you signaling? We're right here.
Missing Link: Hey, zip it!
[Link leads them over to the cover to make sure they are not spotted.]
Gallaxhar: Clone!
Clones: Hail Gallaxhar!
Gallaxhar: No, no, no, not all of you. You, there. How do I do this? Three back. No, no, no, no. That guy next to you. The one I'm pointing at! You! The one...[sputtering] You, lone! Yes! Good! Take the prisoner to the incinerator. She's useless to us now.
Clones: Hail Gallaxhar.
Gallaxhar: Hail me.
[The clone started to take Susan away. Up on the top, Link, B.O.B and Dr Cockroach looked over through the hole.]
Missing Link: Wow. Ginormica ain't so... "ginormic" anymore.
Dr. Cockroach: How are we supposed to get her? There's too many of them. It's impossible.
B.O.B.: I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
[Later, the three monsters started to blend in.]
Dr. Cockroach: This is not going to work.
[In the hallway, the clone is escorting Susan. Link and the others step out in front of them.]
Missing Link: Halt! I... Gallaxhar, command you to hand over the prisoner this instant.
Gallaxhar Clone: Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator! Well, what are you waiting for? You and you!
Dr. Cockroach: Seriously?
Gallaxhar Clone: Yes! Take the prisoner and defective clone to the incinerator!
Dr. Cockroach: Of course, sir.
Gallaxhar Clone: [gives a card] And here's a security pass, just in case. Would you like a gun?
B.O.B.: Yes, I would. Hey, guys, look.
[BOB shoots the clone dead.]
Missing Link: OK.
Susan: I can't believe you guys came to save me. Thank you.
Missing Link: Don't mention it. We monsters gotta stock together.
Susan: But I'm not a monster anymore. I'm just me.
Dr. Cockroach: My dear, no matter what your size, you'll always be...[sees a group of clones and pretends to threaten Susan] nothin' but a filthy, carbon-based life form!
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar.
B.O.B.: These disguises are the bomb!
Dr. Cockroach: That's it! Follow me. The only way to save the Earth...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. The only way...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. ...to save the Earth is to blow up this ship...
All: Hail Gallaxhar!
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar. ...before the invasion starts.
Missing Link: No. How are we gonna do this?
Dr. Cockroach: We need to find the main power core.
B.O.B.: Excuse me, could you direct us to the main power core?
Gallaxhar Clone: Gladly. It's right there, above the extraction chamber.
B.O.B.: Thank you very much. Hail Gallaxhar.
Dr. Cockroach: Watch out!
Missing Link: Look out, brainless!
Dr. Cockroach: Give me that thing! A weapon like this needs to be in the hands of someone responsible.
[Dr Cockroach accidently shoots the clone dead, making the other clones stop in disbelief.]
Gallaxhar Clone: What?
Dr. Cockroach: Hail Gallaxhar?
[BOB's disguise gets absorbed.]
All: Monsters!
Computer: Monsters.
Gallaxhar: Monsters? Attention, all aliens! Destroy all monsters!
[The aliens start to attack]
Missing Link: You want some of this?
[Link rushed foward and attacks. One is about to attack Dr C.]
B.O.B.: You wanna hurt my friends, you'll have to go through me!
[The alien punches him but his eyeball punched him down.]
B.O.B: Oh, yeah.
[Susan picks up the ray gun and and shoots at the aliens. The recoil sends her flying backwards, knocking a few aliens. She knocks over Link while Dr Cockroach runs under the bridges. BOB started injest and squirts aliens out of the way.]
Missing Link: Susan!
[Link grabs her in time.]
Susan: I can't believe we made it!
[The machine spits out more new clones and begin to attack. B.o.b used his slimy body and stretched himself up tot he power core. Everyone grabbed on and pulled up. They enter inside.]
Dr. Cockroach: O, M, G.
Computer: Warning: Intruder. [laughing] You'll never figure out my color code.
Dr. Cockroach: A hexadecimal color code system. This won't be but a moment. [laughing] Red, green, blue, yellow, orange, baby blue, purple, pink, mauve, gold, brown, mocha, avocado, adobe gold!
[Dance music started playing. The clones started climbing up the power core and headed to the hatch.]
Missing Link: Doc, come on, dance!
Computer: Your busted, tired dance moves are no match for my security protocols.
Susan: We can't hold them off much longer!
Dr. Cockroach: One thing you don't know about me, dear: My... Ph.... D... is in... dance! Dance! Dance!
[This action caused the security call to shut down, eletricuting all the clones as they fall.]
Computer: Security protocol breached. Ship has been set to self-destruct. Total annihilation in T-minus six minutes.
Gallaxhar: Well, launch the invasion then!
Computer: Invasion no longer possible.
Gallaxhar: Oh, space balls! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!
[The statue started to glow into the globe. The monsters and Susan slide down to the walkway.]
Missing Link: [triumphant] Look at that! They're all runnin' scared! Monsters won!
Susan: [realizing something wrong] I don't think that's why they're running.
[The aliens are running away to the closing doors.]
Computer: Ship will self-destruct in T-minus five minutes.
[The group started to run toward the exit.]
Missing Link: Hail Gallaxhar!
[He knocks the alien down]
Susan: We're not gonna make it!
[Link knocks a clone off a hovering device and scoops everyone up.]
Missing Link: Hang on! Keep going!
[Susan makes it to the other side, but the monsters are stuck on the other side.]
Missing Link: Ah, It's no use. It won't budge.
Susan: If I was still Ginormica, I could do this!
Missing Link: Susan! Get outta here while you still got the chance!
Susan: No! Don't say that. I'm leavin' you guys.
Dr. Cockroach: Yes, you are. Rendezvous with Monger. He's outside the ship, waitin' for you. Go while there's still time.
Computer: Ship will self-destruct in T-minus four minutes.
Missing Link: Don't you worry about us, Susan. You finally have a chance to get your old life back.
Susan: I don't want my old life back.
[She spots two hover units.]
Gallaxhar: They think they've stopped me? They've stopped nothing.
Computer: Female carbon-based life form or Susan, not contained.
Gallaxhar: What? Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!
[The robots begin to attack Susan and she began to dodge the pincers. The robots topple over and she makes it out of the ship. The robot bay explodes, destroying the robots.]
Computer: Robot bay has been destroyed.
Gallaxhar: Fire phasoid cannon!
[Susan began to dodge the laser and then throws one of the units through the glass window and enters.]
Gallaxhar: Are you crazy? You could've killed me!
Susan: Then we understand each other. Now, open the doors, and let my friends go.
Gallaxhar: Or what? You don't actually think you're a match for me, do you?
Computer: Quantonium has been successfully diverted to the bridge. Escape capsule ready for transport.
Gallaxhar: Like I told you before, you should've defeated me when you had the Quantonium. Have fun exploding!
[Outraged, Susan started to rush at Gallaxhar who tried to climb up to his escape pot. She pulled him down to the ground and reached for her run but the alien yanked her pack. She punched him the face and grabbed the gun.]
Susan: Now open the doors.
Gallaxhar: Even if I wanted to, I couldn't! That's what happens when you set a ship to self-destruct! Now we're all going to die! And there's nothing you can do about it... Susan.
Susan: I wouldn't be so sure. And the name is Ginormica.
[She lift up her ray gun and fired, the laser braks the arm and teh orb landed on her, absorbing her. The three monsters get to the center of the power core as everything falls apart.]
Computer: Total annihilation in T-minus one minute.
Missing Link: It's been an honor knowing you, Doc.
Dr. Cockroach: The feeling's mutual.
B.O.B.: I'll see you guys tomorrow for lunch.
Missing Link: That's right, B.O.B.
Dr. Cockroach: And there'll be candy and cake balloons.
B.O.B.: Cake and balloons for lunch? It's gonna be the best day ever! I love you guys!
[A falling debris is about to crush them until something stopped it. They looked up and saw Ginormica who had her super strength back.]
Dr. Cockroach: By Hawking's chair!
[She removed the power core off and picked up the group. Then she leaped off.]
Computer: Total annihilation in T-minus 30 seconds.
Ginormica: Where's Monger?
Missing Link: He's supposed to be here!
Dr. Cockroach: He said the only reason he wouldn't be here is if he was dead!
(They fall. But, land on Insectosaurus and General W.R Monger is on board.)
General W.R. Monger: Or late!
Missing Link: Insectosaurus? You're alive! [laughing] And you're a... butterfly.
General W.R. Monger: Yee-Haw!
Computer: Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two...
Gallaxhar: Come on, come on!
Computer: ...one. Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count was...
[explosion]
Yolanda: There they are!
Ronnie: Here they come!
[The monsters arrive back onto the ground.]
Missing Link: [laughing] Yeah!
[all screaming]
Missing Link: Oh, great.
[The girls threw themselves at Link, kissing him]
Missing Link: Oh, boy.
Carl: Susie Q!
Ginormica: Daddy!
Wendy: Oh, Susan. Ever since you were a baby, I knew that someday... you would, ya know, save the Earth from an invasion from outer space.
Ginormica: Thank you, but it wasn't just me, Mom.
Derek: Excuse me! Hello! Comin' through! How are you? Susan!
Ginormica: Derek?
Derek: Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us. And I want you to know... I forgive you.
Ginormica: You forgive me?
Derek: Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteor and ruined everything. And you know what? I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you.
Ginormica: Really?
Derek: Yeah. I get my dream job and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Ginormica: Derek... that's amazing. Is the camera rollin'?
Derek: Absolutely.
Ginormica: [grabs Derek] Good. Because I wouldn't want your fans to miss this. This is Susan Murphy, saying, "Goodbye, Derek!"
[She flicks Derek up in the air.]
Derek: Whoa!
Ginormica: B.O.B., could you...?
[Bob catches him and spits him out.]
B.O.B.: Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green. She has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she's everything I deserve in life! I'm happy, now, Derek, without you! It's over!
Derek: [looks at the camera] Turn it off.
General W.R. Monger: Monsters, I'm so proud of you, I could cry, if I hadn't lost my tear ducts in the war. But not cryin' will have to wait. The world needs you again.
Ginormica: What is it, General?
General W.R. Monger: Seems a snail fell into a French nuclear reactor. As we speak, Escargantua is slowly making its way to Paris.
Ginormica: Well, I've always wanted to go to Paris. Now who's with me?
Missing Link: What do you say, Butterfly... osaurus?
[Insecto roars.]
Missing Link: We're in.
B.O.B.: I'm in!
Dr. Cockroach: Count me in, too.
Wendy: Au revoir, sweetie!
Ginormica: Have a safe flight!
Carl: Yeah, and hang on!'
[Insecto flies off into the country.]
B.O.B.: Goodbye, Derek! Good luck gettin' over me.
Ginormica: B.O.B., it's me he's never gonna get over.
B.O.B.: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You were dating with Derek too? That two-timing jerk!
[In the mid credits scene, everyone is at the war room.]
Hathaway: Everyone, let's welcome my new chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General W.R. Monger!
General W.R. Monger: Thank you, Mr. President. What a great way to celebrate my 90th birthday.
Hathaway: Very good, Warren. All right. Let's get it started in here. Nerd?
Nerd: Gentlemen, I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate for the rebuilding of San Francisco.
Hathaway: Zoinkers. This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it?
General W.R. Monger: Hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie caramel Frappuccino, extra hot, with one inch if foam... non-fat.
Hathaway: You got it! Black it is.
[He accidently pressed the missle button instead of the coffee button.]
Miss Ronson: Don't do it! Wait!
General W.R. Monger: [outraged] My God, man! What have you done?
Hathaway: Time to wave the white flag and head for the bunker, boys. Let's check on the situation in 500 years. [to the audience] Who wants to freeze my head?
[movie ends]
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