You're a Jerk!

You're a Jerk! is a crossover fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It is a triple crossover with Zinyak from Saints Row, PaRappa the Rapper and Club Penguin. It was released on September 7, 2021.
==Characters==
*Zinyak
*Zinjai
*PaRappa the Rapper
*Bambadee
==Transcript==
(In a alien spaceship, a empire known as the Zin is flying across space. A Zin servant walk to his master, bowing that they are arriving on a planet like Earth)
*Zinjai: Lord Zinyak, we are approaching Earth, your excellency.
*Zinyak: Ah yes. Just like we planned. *stand up*
*Zinjai: We got a lot to prepare.
*Zinyak: Tell me. What will i do to conquer the Earth? Humiliate humanity? Take over the world or destroy the world with our powers?
*Zinjai: You'll be willing to destroy the Earth as usual.
*Zinyak: For all my years of destroying and taking over planets, this is one special planet that got me interested on destroying on. What about the details on enslaving the humans and creating a image with my face on the statues. Eh?
*Zinjai: I could imagine a world based on you.
*Zinyak: Precisely. We could have other alien empires coming over and use the Earth as a weapon to destroy other planets in the Solar System. This is where i could build a laser to destroy everything the galaxy has balance.
*Zinjai: *use his tablet to see a warning sign* Uh, Zinyak? We are approaching a problem?
*Zinyak: What? Did someone hijacked my computer simulation?
*Zinjai: It seems we are approaching another Earth from another dimension.
*Zinyak: WHAT?! Impossible. How could it be? I thought we were in the right Earth.
*Zinjai: This Earth is filled with cartoony paper and cuteness all over the world. How about you capture this image of a nice little puppy? *show a image of a paper-thin rapping dog*
*Zinyak: Hmm, i like the sound of it. How about i capture this dog and use him as a mascot to take over the Earth together? We'll be unstoppable like beasts.
*Zinjai: Do it for your will.
*Zinyak: Okay. I'll make him suffer. *use his tablet to warp PaRappa out of his world*
(In another world, a paper-thin rapping dog is seen skateboarding in a park of a neighborhood as he catch up with some of his friends like a teddy bear, a flower and a cat)
*PaRappa: Yo! What's up you guys?
*PJ Berri: Hey there PaRappa.
*Katy: How it's going?
*PaRappa: Pretty good. I got my driver's license, finish karate class and wrap-up performing in a concert.
*Sunny Funny: You know, you gotta believe.
*PaRappa: Yeah. I gotta believe! Woo!
*Sunny Funny: You are still my idol.
*PaRappa: Thank you very much Sunny Funny. I hope we can go out together like going to the movies and playing in the arcade.
*Sunny Funny: I like the sound of it.
*PJ Berri: I still got some doughnuts left in the house in the microwave.
*PaRappa: I would love a doughnut. Also, i gotta- *warped out by a beam*
*PJ Berri: PaRappa!
*Katy: Where did he go?
*Sunny Funny: I don't know. I never seen him left like this.
*PJ Berri: He even left his skateboard! How did that beam got into our neighborhood and stuck him out of the world?
*Katy: Maybe an alien invasion?!
(PaRappa the Rapper show up in the Zin's empire ship as he is shocked by the greetings of Zinyak and Zinjai)
*PaRappa: Hey! Where am i? How did i get in you? Who are you suppose to be?
*Zinyak: Hello there, young dog. I am Zinyak, the ruler of the Zin Empire. Join me as we together, will destroy the Earth and rule the universe together.
*PaRappa: Is this a alien invitation or a invasion invitation to me? I am not joining your side of all the bad people that rule over ships and bomb overseas in space.
*Zinjai: I brought you here for a reason why. We're going to put you as the mascot of the Zin Empire. Cause, everyone company love a cartoon mascot on the trademark of their banner.
*PaRappa: What?! No way! You're not using me for any propaganda or nothing!
*Zinyak: You'll like it here. You either step up or you face execution!
*Zinjai: Oh, we are approaching one more Earth on our way. *use his tablet to locate another Earth*
*Zinyak: What? Again? Come on! We are about to blow up his Earth and not another.
*Zinjai: It's a island inhabited by penguins.
*Zinyak: Penguins? Never seen a bird with a fat belly and can't fly like chickens.
*Zinjai: They are born to not fly. I'm bringing this bird over so we can have a little talk.
*Zinyak: Do it and make it quick.
*PaRappa: I'm not buying it.
*Zinjai: Okay. Up and away! *use his tablet to warp a penguin out of Club Penguin Island*
(At Club Penguin Island in the neighborhood area, a blue penguin with a rainbow bracelet is seen knitting a T-shirt as he completed the T-shirt at last in his sofa)
*Bambadee: All done. Aunt Arctic is going to love it when she see this. I'm going to make a lot of coins out of this one and be put into the Club Penguin Times since i moved to this island again after my pirate days with Rockhopper. *get warped out by a beam*
(Bambadee then arrives at the Zin's empire ship, shocked to see where he is as he saw PaRappa, Zinyak and Zinjai on the ship)
*Bambadee: Stinky cheese! What the? Where did i come from?
*Zinyak: Is this what a penguin look like?
*Zinjai: Yes. Finally. I knew it.
*Zinyak: *hit Zinjai* Stop bringing people and let's get this over by destroying Earth already!
*Zinjai: Alright my lord.
*Bambadee: Are you a alien empire? If yes, then yikes! I'm not joining.
*PaRappa: Trust me, these guys are a bunch of freaks run over my tyrants.
*Zinyak: How dare you obey the Zin Empire. You two don't seem to be joining on my side to destroy each one of your Earths on where you come from. Look like i'm going to have to execute you two to the sudden death.
*PaRappa: Wait! We can have a rap battle together.
*Zinyak: A rap battle? Seriously?!
*Bambadee: Yep. You heard us.
*PaRappa: Bring it down!
*Zinjai: It's just rhythm and rhymes.
*Zinyak: I wish i wasn't interested. But fine, i'll play your dirty little game of rapping.
*PaRappa: We're about to get this party started.
*Bambadee: I'll promise to be the best rapper on Club Penguin since DJ Maxx and Candace.
*Zinyak: Only a jerk can rap from poor song artists like you two. A alien lord only conquer a world like a planet.
*PaRappa: Excuse me? You don't compare our song genre to your days of taking over planets and destroying them.
*Bambadee: What does conquering have to do with rapping? Let's just go with the song already.
*Zinyak: Urgh. Okay! Zinjai, play the song.
*Zinjai: *hold the radio up* Alright my friend. Let me play a song the animals would like to sing. *play "You're a Jerk" by New Boyz on the radio* Perfect.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*Bambadee: *dance* Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk.
*Zinyak:
I fly across the galaxy with my Zin Empire from million lightyears
Conqueror every planet who disrespect my decisions on ruling the galaxy
Like the new meteor just strike it and turn on them
And when the bass start beatin' and the waist I'm beatin'
I got my henchmen with me and some other friends to take over
I said it's none of your concern and they yelled
*PaRappa and Bambadee: You're a Jerk!
*Zinyak:
So I walked out the door, called Zinjai told him it's a function he said I'm on my way
We pulled up to the party ices on my armor and got geeked up everybody jerkin
We was jerkin to the right jerkin to the left
Then he popped out of nowhere he was still half dressed
He like fareal jerk you love it but it's sumthin
The whole party heard her but all I could hear was
*Bambadee: *flip flop* Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk.
*Zinyak:
Wah wah wah wah
Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin'
I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie
But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*PaRappa: You're a Jerk.
*Zinyak: I know.
*Bambadee:
Everything quiet and the bass real hard
And I stay geeked up never been a rubber butt got a new boy swagg
And this here for ya'll so we gotta keep it separate like the Penguin Band
I'm a beast I'm a gang and I guess You're a jerk and I go thru big rounds
Cause ya boy here a flirt man you call me a bottle with your lil jerk lines
Then you say you brought it up but the jerk is mine
*Zinyak:
You squeezin I'm squeezin but your reputation is unacceptable
Why you comin to the front you can push that back got your friend on the side
You hit on the dance floor then roll me over like a barrel roll
All I did is built a computer simulation to a 1950s setting like the good old classic days on Earth
All I ever beaten was a big looking worm tyrant that eat over thousand people on ant hills
And I had nothing to say but sorry that it hurts
*Bambadee: *flip flop* Jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk, jerk.
*Zinyak
Wah wah wah wah
Why you trippin I ain't even do nothin'
I'm a jerk you ain't neva lie
But aye do me a favor call me jerk one more time
*Bambadee: Everybody geek up!
*Everyone: *the aliens of the Zin Empire join along to dance with their rap clothes as Bambadee and PaRappa dance along into the mix with Zinjai holding the radio up by wiggling around*
*Bambadee: I'm jerked up!
*PaRappa: I'm jerked up!
*Zinyak: I'm jerked up!
*Bambadee: I'm jerked up!
*PaRappa: I'm jerked up!
*Zinyak: I'm jerked up!
*Bambadee: I'm jerked up!
*PaRappa: I'm jerked up!
*Zinyak: I'm jerked up!
*Zinjai: I'm jerked up! *destroy the radio as the music stops from the self-destruction of the radio*
*Zinyak: God damn it Zinjai, why every time you destroy something in a end happy note?
*Zinjai: That was insane.
*Bambadee: Yeah! It kick butt!
*PaRappa: I gotta believe!
*Zinyak: You know what? I reject these freaks on my ship. Zinjai, take them out and we're getting out of here. I'll blow up a Earth someday.
*Zinjai: Alright. To end things up, we're taking them back to their worlds.
*PaRappa: Yes baby! We're going home!
*Bambadee: Home sweet home coming up.
*Zinjai: Goodbye for now. Hope you all stay safe on your businesses. *use his tablet to warp PaRappa and Bambadee back to their worlds*
(PaRappa return to his world in the neighbor as his friends are surprised by his return)
*PJ Berri: PaRappa, your back!
*PaRappa: I am back! I gotta believe!
*Sunny Flower: We were so worried about you.
*Katy: We thought you would never return to the world.
*PaRappa: Glad to be back. It was a weird comeback at least. Also, you won't like what I saw in the ship. Aliens!
*PJ Berri: Aliens?! Jeez, what a nightmare.
*Sunny Flower: We have karate-fighting onions, but conquering aliens?
*Katy: That's a major yikes.
*PaRappa: I never been to a world with such things as aliens.
*Sunny Flower: It always best to ignore.
*PaRappa: Never will meet a alien ever again.
(Back at Club Penguin Island, Bambadee return to his world as he is seen sitting on a sofa by holding his T-shirt up)
*Bambadee: Ooo wee, i'm safe. I finally got my T-shirt on the sofa. Never getting rid of that baby.
(After a long unsuccessful day, Zinyak and Zinjai walk into the ship as they watch over the stars on the window)
*Zinyak: We failed our attempt on destroying the Earth.
*Zinjai: You know what? Forget Earth. Let's go destroy a planet we would love to destroy.
*Zinyak: Yes. I know which planet we could bomb. Mars or Saturn it is.
*Zinjai: I wonder how the humans are living in peace without us destroying their world?
*Zinyak: Lucky little monsters. We didn't come for them to conquer. I hope the boss of the world is having a good day relaxing in his chair.
(In the United States of America in Washington, D.C. in the White House, the Boss is sitting in his oval office with people like Johnny Gat and Kinzie Kensington in charge as the Boss stretch out his arms in the chair as he cross his legs on the desk in his break)
*Boss: Ah yeah. Another day as president in the White House. No terrorist or alien will destroy my America. That's what countries are for baby. God bless America. *wink eye*
THE END
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