Oakheart

Oakheart is the father of Bluestar's kits and he is a fat hippie of RiverClan. He often complains about ThunderClan, WindClan and ShadowClan polluting the world.
He likes trying to kill other cats so there is less pollution. But he also likes harrassing twolegs by scratching their money makers. He slept with Bluefur and took her kits to Graypool so she would stop about her kit's deaths. When Crookedstar saw her kits he said "Its a gift from starclan!" But he was to stupid to know that those kits looked a LOT like Bluefur. If you listen closely you can hear Oakheart laughing. Graypool was finally doing something other than about her kits. That made us all happy. The reason Oakheart liked Bluefur is because he likes root beer, too. Then he found out she instead liked wine. Anyways have I said OakHeart was a hippie?
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