Dying in an avalanche

Dying in a tornado, I mean an avalanche, do not reference Bill Wurtz, this is the Chronicles of Ancient Darkness wiki's evil twin NANUAK, is a form of ceasing functions necessary for bodily functions functionally, by being caught in a large falling pile of snow, ice, rocks, or otherwise. If someone dies in an avalanche, it is said that he or she has died in an avalanche, get it morons? In some form of another, the bear, Hord and Eostra all did this.
== History of dying in an avalanche ==
The first time someone died in an avalanche likely goes far back before the clans even existed, and during the Great Cold (Ice Age) dying in avalanches was likely far more common than nowadays. If you wanna die in an avalanche, risk your life, fuck yourself over, have a good time, suffocate and freeze to death, watch your own souls leave your body... here we go!
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