Moses the Gacha Animator Movie (2035 film)/Trailer transcripts

== Teaser Trailer (6/7/34) ==
== Trailer (9/19/34) ==
Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!
ILLUMINATION PRESENTS: 
MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE
OFFICIAL TRAILER STARTS NOW
Moses: So, my name’s Moses. And this is the crew. And that mean lady over there is SophiaMinininja! My arch-nemesis!
Sophia: It’s that time of the day again!
Moses: Sophia has committed tons of crimes like murder…
Person: (screams)
RIP
Sophia: (points at innocent little girl) It was her, cops.
Moses: …littering…
Sophia: The bill’s like $1,000?! I ain’t paying that crap! (rips up bill) (litters it)
Moses: …and even stealing!
Sophia: Mmm, nice chocolate bar.
Baby: (crying)
Sophia: I can’t hear your stupid dumb crying, little brat! (chomps on the baby’s chocolate bar)
ELEVEN HEROES
Song: First things first, Imma say all the words inside my head…
Moses: This is the crew, the Hip Eleven!
GOT A NEW CHALLENGE
Song: The way that things have been-oh! Ooh-Ooh! The way that things have been-oh…
Sesom: 😈😈😈
Mia: That guy! He framed you, my sweet Mosy!
Sophia: This is Sesom.
Sesom: (evil chuckling)
FROM THE CREATORS OF
DESPICABLE ME, THE SUPER MARIO BROS. MOVIE, AND THE GRINCH
Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!
Old Mary: We have to stop Sesom and clear our friend’s name!
Benjamin: Darn right, honey!
(action scenes)
Song: Pain! Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain!
Mia: We’re gonna save Moses and defeat the phony! Together!!!
Song: My life, my love, my drive, it came from…
Moses: 998, 999, 1,000. That’s 1,000 push-ups! Jail is the worst! Whoever framed me is gonna pay!
Sesom: (hitting and hurting Moses’ friends) (hits Moses in the nose) (evil cackling)
Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!
ILLUMINATION PRESENTS:
MOSES THE GACHA ANIMATOR MOVIE
Song: Pain! You made me a, you made me a Believer! Believer!
ED HELMS
BEN SCHWARTZ
KIM KARDASHIAN
ANYA TAYLOR-JOY
CHRIS PRATT
JANE KRAKOWSKI
CRAIG ROBINSON
SELENA GOMEZ
ALYSON STONER
ALESSIA CARA
TIFFANY HADDISH
and IDRIS ELBA as SESOM
Produced by Chris Meledandri
Directed by Pierre Perifel
IN THEATERS JANUARY 12
Universal Pictures
Illumination Entertainment
Lunime Studios
c2034 Illumination Entertainment
== Final Trailer (12/15/34) ==