Snowflake "Empty Void" Villiers

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"Look at me, I will never pass for a perfect bride, or a perfect daughter..." -- Snow Villiers
Snow Villiers is a playable character from FFXIII but is more commonly known as Snowflake/Snowflak/Snowdrop/Snowman/Snowball/Mr. Hero/Idiot. He is likely to introduce himself as FFT's designated hero but always seems to be absent when he's actually needed to be a hero. He will fight you and save the day with steelguard - his signature move - and as a rule: 'Nobody likes steelguard' (apart from Mr. Hero himself). If you you ever hear him use the words 'hero' or 'STEELGUARD!!!' then you have to take a shot as the rules ot FFT. YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT.
STEELGUARD, AKA THE BEST MOVE EVER KNOWN IN FFXIII!
Snow will take you to a snowy place if you know what I mean.
==Personality==
Snow is an optimistic guy who is over-confident in himself and is sure that everything will end up okay because the "Heroes always win!". He always wants to help but for some reason isn't trusted with kids even though he wants to be a father... maybe because Serah, his fiancee in the game, looks 12. Beware pedobear.
Snow Villiers is 90% gay because he enjoys putting on make-up and putting flowers in his hair as a past time. His stupid hat thing is often stolen and decorated with shit (literal) or glitter. He buys new ones regularly.
FFT turned him gay as FFT does. He's obv. lesbian. He's so far in the closet that he's in Jihl's cleavage (Narnia) playing with snow. He says he fantasises about lesbians the Shiva sisters and motorbikes but really he's gay. :| But we all know he likes Light
He likes Snowy places and cold things. He's an excellent skiier.
==FFTumblr crack THERE IS NOTHING SERIOUS.==
STEELGUARD.
(and smokin' cactuar with Light and trolling her. But mainly steelguard.)
He's nicknamed 'Mr. 33cm' canonly but we can leave you to guess what that is referenced to. Light likes his 33cm a hell of a lot.
When he gets drunk he gets naked and starts naked parties with FFTumblr town and nutella.
He was once seen dancing with cactuar and now we know he sleeps with cactuar. He's also pregnant with cactuar babies. Cactuar is pregnant with HIS babies. He never returns cactuar's calls even though cactuar has a perfectly good bananaphone.
STEELGUARD is the FFT's world new substitute for condoms. When he climaxes he apparently shouts out 'STEEEELGUARD!!' oh bby
"Is that a steelguard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" '-- a fan
Jenova's head can be found in Snow's vagina. Which is not a vagina but an empty void. MY HEAD IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLIERY
He got Seifer and Lightning pregnant as a puddle of sperm. They're expecting child support despite having made chickenbaby pies out of them.
...Would Seifer and Snow's baby be Beanie?
==Final Fantasy XIII==
STEELGUARD. `nuff said.
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