Bottle and Cappy's Halloween Haunting/Transcript

Transcript for Bottle and Cappy's Halloween Haunting.
==Transcript==
The Nuka-World jingle plays, with the film opening on an exterior shot of Dry Rock Gulch. Bottle and Cappy walk through the area, with Bottle dressed in a sheriff's hat and badge, with a lasso tied around him, and Cappy in a bandit mask and hat, wielding a cap pistol.
Bottle: Oh boy, Halloween, my favorite time of year! The candy, the costumes-
Cappy: The tricks we get to play on unsuspecting trick-or-treaters?
Bottle: Now Cappy, you know that the trick part is all an act, Halloween is about the fun and joy kids and adults get to bring to each other, not scaring the daylights out of one another.
Cappy: Oh fooey, if someone says "trick or treat", then someone should give them a trick at least once. Otherwise it would just be "treat or treat"!
Bottle: I s'pose you're right... Hey, what time is it?
Cappy: Let's see...
Cappy takes off his hat, pulling a small pocket watch out of it.
Cappy: It's eight-o'clock.
Bottle: Golly, we're going to be late for the Halloween celebration at Nuka-Town, USA!
Cappy: You mean we'll have to pay the standard entrance fee of $75 instead of the specially-discounted $45 to get in?!
Bottle: Yeah, the party starts in 15 minutes, we'll never make it in time!
Cappy look towards the side of the path he and Bottle are walking on, the electric sign for Mad Mulligan's Mine lights up the dark and foggy entrance.
Cappy: Bottle, look! Mad Mulligan's Mine is still open! We can take the shortcut from the mine, through the new Galactic Zone site, and reach Nuka-Town, USA, lickety-split!
Bottle: I dunno, Cappy, seems kinda dangerous...
Cappy: C'mon, you scaredy cat, it'll be fun!
Bottle: I guess...
Cappy: Great, let's go!
Bottle and Cappy walk into the mineshaft, the electric sign flickering on and off once they're inside, with ghostly letters floating up to reveal the title:
BOTTLE AND CAPPY'S HALLOWEEN HAUNTING
The title floats up, revealing the following credits
CREATED BY THE NUKA-COLA CORPORATION
COPYRIGHT 2062
FEATURING THE VOICE TALENTS OF:
BOTTLE: AS BOTTLE
CAPPY: AS CAPPY
AND INTRODUCING NUKA-GIRL: AS NUKA-GIRL
and a host of others too numerous to mention
The credits fade, revealing a darkened mineshaft, and the red silhouettes and bright eyes of Bottle and Cappy.
Bottle: Geewillikers, Cappy, it sure is dark down here...
Cappy: S-s-sure is... C-c-cold too.
Eerie music begins to play as an otherworldly light flashes, lighting the path up ahead.
Bottle: Woah, what's that!?
Cappy: Looks like light, we must be getting close to the end!
Bottle: Sure is flickering a lot...
Cappy: Must be shoddy work by a Nuka-World Custodial Division janitor. Remember, Nuka-World employees, always refer to your handbook and holotape resources! A half-hearted job leads to half-hearted accidents!
Bottle: Darn right, and it will result in the docking of their paycheck!
Cappy: But Bottle, won't that mean that they'll lose some of the amazing privileges and perks that come with being part of the Nuka-World family?
Bottle: Not only that, but they'll be unable to afford the delicious and refreshing beverages served only at the park, as well as the various [INSERT HOLIDAY] gifts for themselves or their families.
Cappy: So remember, boys and girls, if you see anything at the park not up to Nuka-World standards, be sure to report it to the nearest Nuka-World employee, and it'll be fixed lickety-split!