Sonic Adventure DX: The Dance of the Cucumber

Sonic Adventure DX: The Dance of the Cucumber is a song that appears in Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut (with The Dance of the Cucumber).
==Lyrics==
Announcer:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad,
The Dance of the Cucumber, in it's original Spanish.
Bob the Tomato will translate.
Larry:
Miren al pepino, miren como se mueve
Como un leon, tras un raton
Bob:
Watch the cucumber, see how he moves.
Like a lion, chasing a mouse.
Larry:
Miren al pepino, que suaves movimientos
Es como mantequilla en un chango pelon
Bob:
Watch the cucumber, oh, how smooth his motion.
Like butter on a... bald monkey.
Larry:
Miren al pepino, los vegetales
Envidian a su amigo, como el quieren bailar
Bob:
Watch the cucumber, all the vegetables.
Envy their friend, wishing to dance as he.
Larry:
Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin
Pepino bailarin, baila, baila, ya
Bob:
Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber.
Dancing cucumber, dance, dance, yeah!
Larry:
Miren al tomate.
Bob:
Look at the tomato.
Larry:
No es triste?
Bob:
Isn't it sad?
Larry:
El no puede bailar.
Bob:
He can't dance.
Larry:
Pobre tomate.
Bob
Poor tomato.
Larry:
El desearia poder bailar como el pepino
Bob:
He wishes he could dance like the cucumber.
Larry:
Libre y suavemente.
Bob:
Free and smooth.
Larry:
Pero el no puede danzar.
Bob:
But he can't.
Okay, stop the music!
What do you mean, I can't dance? I can dance!
What about Uncle Louie's polka party?
Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?
Larry:
No comprendo.
Bob:
"No comprendo"? I'll show you "no comprendo"!
Junior:
Mom, Dad! Look over here!
Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!
Mr. Asparagus:
Okay, Junior, but we'd better hurry.
I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else.
Say "Peas!"
Both:
Peas!
Larry:
Escuchen al pepino, oigan su voz fuerte
Como un leon, listo a devorar.
Bob:
Listen to the cucumber, hear his strong voice.
Like a lion, about to eat.
Larry:
Escuchen al pepino, que dulce es su canto
Que soplo de su garganta parece un trinar.
Bob:
Listen to the cucumber, oh, how sweet his voice.
The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.
Larry:
Escuchen al pepino, los vegetales
Envidian a su amigo, como el quieren cantar
Bob:
Listen to the cucumber, all the vegetables.
Envy their friend, wishing to sing as he.
Larry:
Pepino cantador, pepino cantador
Pepino cantador, canta, canta, ya!
Bob:
Singing cucumber, singing cucumber.
Singing cucumber, sing, sing, yeah!
Larry:
Escuchen al tomate
Bob:
Listen to the tomato.
Larry:
No es triste?
Bob:
Isn't it sad?
Larry:
El no puede cantar.
Bob:
He can't sing.
Larry:
Pobre tomate.
Bob:
Poor tomato.
Larry:
El desearia poder cantar
Bob:
He wishes he could sing.
Larry:
Fuerte y dulce como el pepino
Bob:
Strong and sweet like the cucumber.
Larry:
Pero el no puede
Bob:
But he can't.
Larry:
Ni siquiera da un silbido.
Bob:
Can't even whistle.
All right, that's it, senor!
Come over here and let me sing you a song!
Larry:
Adios, amigos!
Announcer:
This has been Silly Songs with Larry.
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing...
Larry:
Bob is really angry!
I hope he doesn't catch me!
It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!
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