Purple Teams Up with Mr. Craps to Establish Antidisestablishmentarianism in Sudan

Episode 3 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
Purple: ZOLTAN THIS PLANE IS GOING DOWN!
Zoltan: Purple what the hell are you talking about?
(A bomb explodes as the plane is nearing the airport)
Purple: HELP ME!
(Purple grabs a parachute as he falls out of the plane, attaches it, and then lands safely)
Zoltan: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Purple: OKAY!
(Zoltan lands safely)
Purple: Oh so this is Sudan. Where are we exactly?
Zoltan: I think we landed outside of the capitol building.
Purple: Oh, okay.
(Mr. Craps lands right next to Purple and Zoltan)
Purple: Mr. Craps? What the davey are you doing here?
Mr. Craps: (laughs maniacally) I want to make this nation go into more chaos!
Purple: That’s cruel and unusual.
Mr. Craps: I know. Let’s go!
(Mr. Craps takes Purple and Zoltan to the capitol building)
Purple: This is pretty cool.
Mr. Craps: Shut up, we’re establishing antidisestablishmentarianism. 
Purple: What?
Mr. Craps: It’s simple. All we have to do is convince the Sudanese government to uphold Catholic values and then take control of the religion and enforce it on their people.
Purple: There’s no way they’ll agree.
Mr. Craps: I know.
Zoltan: You’re a catholic?
Mr. Craps: no. ANYWAYS, let’s go!
(The three walk into the building)
Mr. Craps: Hello! Hello, hello. I’m Oregon Craps and I would like to establish antidisestablishmentarianism in your nation.
Sudanese Government Official: no. 
Mr. Craps: okay then, plan B.
(Jasbre walks in)
Jasbre: Where the hell am I?
Mr. Craps: You’re in Sudan my friend.
Jasbre: What?
Mr. Craps: BACK UP!
Purple: What?
(Mr. Craps tackles Purple and Zoltan out of the capitol building and Jasbre realizes he has a bomb strapped to his chest)
Jasbre: SHIT!
(Jasbre throws the vest and jumps out of a window)
Mr. Craps: DAMMIT! HE’S GONNA LIVE!
(The entire building explodes)
Mr. Craps: Well boys we just overthrew the Sudanese government. Anybody want to come help me establish antidisestablishmentarianism?
Purple: Sure, why not.
(Mr. Craps goes to a local church)
Mr. Craps: Convert to catholicism! This is your first and only warning!
Sudanese Priest: Hsnana , lkn maa dumt la tuasis munahidatan liltaasis.
Mr. Craps: Alright!
(Mr. Craps shoots the priest)
Mr. Craps: Anybody else want to act out against my ideology?
(Everybody looks around nervously and then they all bow to Mr. Craps)
Mr. Craps: Yes. YES!
Purple: Hey Zoltan want to leave?
Zoltan: Yeah I don’t want to be associated with a terrorist.
Purple: I think he’s technically a dictator now.
Zoltan: Oh okay.
(Purple and Zoltan run to the airport and purchase tickets to New York City)
Zoltan: What are we going to New York for?
Purple: I have a friend there who can guarantee us safety in case the situation in Sudan leads to some type of nuclear war or something.
Zoltan: NUCLEAR WAR?
Purple: Mr. Craps is a scary guy.
(Episode ends)
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