Gary Edwards

Leeds United's biggest fan who has not missed a game since 1919
He's a decorator who has only one colour of paint - white - because he's a big Leeds fan, the biggest.
He's written loads of books in white ink on white pages about his time following Leeds. He shuns the limelight and even if you begged him, he'd refuse to sell you a copy of his book because he's modest like that.. he just gets on with going to the games and never mentions the effort he makes or the impact on his homelife. At some point the media may pick up on this. It would be nice if the club honoured him in some way.
He lives in a white house on Elland Road Leeds. He eats from a white plate, drinks from a white cup and uses a white knife and fork. His dog is white and its name is "Whitey". His daughter is called Whiteney.
His wife even got married in a white wedding dress