Aquatic Goblins/Arriving at Emerald City (Kayley Version)

(Back at Arukenimon’s castle, Arukenimon, Mummymon, Splatter Phoenix, Makuramon, and a flying Aipom watched through Arukenimon’s giant crystal ball and smirked evilly at each other, although Aipom just gave a goofy grin)
Mummymon: Look at them, merrily heading to Emerald City.
Arukenimon and Splatter Phoenix: Indeed.
Makuramon: We'll show them!
(They turned to a group of Aquatic Goblins)
Arukenimon: You know the plan.
(The Aquatic Goblins gurgled a bit in agreement with salutes and then Arukenimon teleported them to where Emerald City is. Back at the forest, Kayley’s group continued their trek until they came upon the exit and saw....)
Hayner: There it is, guys!
Sora: Emerald City!
Garrett: Wow!
Rika: We’re almost there at last!
Kairi: I can honestly say it’s beautiful.
Aqua: (Nods) Especially when they are preparing the floating lantern festival tonight!
Kayley: And this Wizard must be wonderful to live in a city like that!
Tiger: Well, come on!
Yuffie: Less chatting, more running!
Quackerjack: Race ya!
Pinocchio: You’re on!
(They run out of the forest towards Emerald City where the Yellow Brick Road ends and then they stopped in their tracks to see….)
Liquidator: We don’t remember any lake in the way.
Riku: Let alone a murky one.
(Suddenly, they see something swimming beneath the murky water)
Patch: Uh, guys, is it just me?
Renamon: Or are we seeing something swimming in there?
Lollie: You’re not the only ones.
Mushu: Somethin' creepy is down there.
(Kayley suddenly noticed a stepping stone bridge leading to the other side)
Kayley: There’s stepping stones!
(Kairi's group sensed the lake with their magic)
Namine: This lake is dangerous.
(Kayley's group got confused)
Namine: It’s full of dangerous Aquatic Goblins.
Xion: They’ll drag anyone who approach these kind of waters and drown them.
Olette: And the worst part....
Kairi: This lake won’t allow flying.
(Kayley's group got concerned)
B.E.N.: (Hugging Megavolt in concern) I’m not getting rusted solid from the water!
Megavolt: Uh, you can let go now.
(Realizing, B.E.N. does so)
Kairi: But there’s more. Those stepping stones have a barrier around them that the Aquatic Goblins can’t get us through.
Kayley: So, if we jump across on those stones….
Garrett: We’re safe.
Patch: That's a relief.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll say.
(Tiger got determined suddenly)
Tiger: Aquatic Goblins or not, there’s no way they’re stopping me from getting courage! I’m going for it!
Fievel: Atta-boy, Tiger!
Pinkie Pie: Yeah!
Lea: This’ll be easy.
Kayley: Just like hopscotch.
(Kayley's group got determined with smiles and after Yuffie got on the first stepping stone, the Aquatic Goblins emerged to grab her, but a barrier stopped them, much to Kayley's group’s relief)
Yuffie: Okay.
Wes: Cue exotic dance music!
Ray: And as for me, I be riding on Mushu.
Mushu: (Allowing Ray to sit on his right shoulder) Gotcha.
(Then, exotic dance music began playing in the background as Yuffie makes it across without falling in. Soon, the others followed suit carefully and a little slowly. Kayley crossed last and makes it, but at the edge of the lake. And after the music ended, just when they sigh in relief while Ray flew off of Mushu's right shoulder, a group of Aquatic Goblins leapt out at the edge and grabbed Kayley’s tunic rim and legs and even Kairi's skirt rim and legs)
Ray: Hang on, Chers!
(The others, even the rest of Kairi's group, ran up and pulled a tug-o'-war with the Aquatic Goblins over Kayley and Kairi. Unfortunately, the Aquatic Goblins started to give a powerful tug. Suddenly, Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Kairi's group heard Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence’s voices of encouragement in their heads)
Princess Celestia: (Voice-over) Garrett, girls, use your magic!
Princess Luna: (Voice-over) And the items!
Princess Cadence: (Voice-over) And the Elemental Weapons!
Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence: (Voice-over) Hurry!
(Getting it, Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Kairi's group used their magic, items, Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows to whack the Aquatic Goblins away, much to Kayley's group’s surprise and freeing Kayley and Kairi from their grips. Just when the Aquatic Goblins were about to grab Kayley and Kairi again, they saw the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows, panicked, and swam away, much to Kayley's group’s relief and happiness)
Kayley: You and Sora's group were right, Lea!
Renamon: Those monsters are afraid of the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows!
Sora's group: Told you so, guys.
Lea: Never doubt it.
Ray: (Nods, squeals a bit in delight) And we ain't.
(Suddenly, the Aquatic Goblins emerged livid at first, but then seeing the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows again, they froze in fear. Kayley’s group gave smug smiles and together, Kayley, Garrett, and Rika used their respective Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrow’s powers after Mushu and Leo's group spoke up)
Mushu and Leo's group: Show them.
Kayley, Garrett, and Rika: Earth!
(Then a bunch of vines emerged from the ground, along with the Elemental Arrow Rika shot near the Aquatic Goblins, wrapped up the Aquatic Goblins, and threw them far away from where Kayley's group is)
Jiminy: And like fish, they can’t breathe air.
Ray: So we got lucky!
Patch: Yep!
(Suddenly, after the lake vanished, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence arrived via the bubbles and Kayley's Kansas group and the Mane Eight's group got happy upon seeing them)
Kayley's Kansas group and Mane Eight's group: Hi, (Hello,) Princesses!
(Kayley's group got up and Kayley's Kansas group and the Mane Eight's group hugged the good witches, who hugged back with a bit of laughter)
Kairi: So they’re Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, the Good Witches of the South and North and partner.
Aqua: We've heard about them.
(After the hugging ended, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence noticed Kayley's group and greeted them)
Princess Cadence: I see you are making good progress to get your dreams.
Princess Celestia: And we congratulate you.
Princess Luna: Especially Yuffie's group, having seen the error of their ways.
(The non-serious members of Kayley's group chuckled bashfully a bit while rubbing the back of their heads. Then Pinocchio changed the subject)
Pinocchio: Anyway, what are you three doing here?
Princess Celestia: Going to Emerald City to attend the Lantern Festival.
Princess Luna: As well as a certain friendly people.
Mane Eight's group: (Amazed) You mean...?
Princess Cadence: (Nods) Yep.
(They looked and saw the Equestrians running happily to Emerald City while waving hello to them)
Equestrians: Hi, guys! (everyone!)
(Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence then spoke up)
Princess Cadence: Anyway, once you reach Emerald City yourselves, we’ll let you surprise the citizens on why you’re here.
Princess Luna: And then let them know about Kayley's Kansas group’s heroic deed of killing Magica de Spell the Wicked Witch of the East.
(Kayley's Oz group got surprised and turned to Kayley's Kansas group and the Mane Eight's group)
Mushu: (Amazed while Cri-Kee squeaked a bit in amazement and curiosity) Seriously?!
Lobo: You really killed Magica?
(Kayley's Kansas group and the Mane Eight's group nodded)
Kayley: Yeah.
Rika: Our house crushed her in Equestria Village.
Garrett: Arukenimon’s sister and Mummymon and Splatter Phoenix’s other partner.
Applejack: The house fell on her like a ton of bricks.
Patch, Renamon, Spike, and Ember: Yep! (Exactly.)
(Kayley's Oz group became impressed)
Wes: Well, well, well, looks like we got a bunch of wicked witch slayers.
Yuffie: You said it.
Liquidator: Especially ones that crush one with a house.
Rika: Technically, it was an accident at first….
Kayley: But we accepted our heroic deed.
Renamon: And we’re Equestria Village’s National Heroes.
Comet Tail: Even gave them busts with their names.
Mane Eight's group except Comet Tail: (Agreeing) Yep. (That's right.)
(Kayley's Oz group smiled and nodded in agreement. Then Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence got ready to leave)
Kayley: Nice seeing you again!
Princess Cadence: Same here.
Princess Celestia: Good luck going in.
Princess Luna: Bye-bye!
(They turned into bubbles and floated to Emerald City. Back at Arukenimon’s castle, Arukenimon, Mummymon, Splatter Phoenix, and Makuramon saw the whole thing in anger as Aipom got concerned and nervous)
Splatter Phoenix and Makuramon: Curses!
Arukenimon: Those rotten good witches had to help those thieves!
Makuramon: And to make matters worse, they have the Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows!
(Arukenimon and Mummymon calmed him)
Mummymon: Relax.
Arukenimon: But items or no items, we’re still great enough to conquer those meddlers.
Splatter Phoenix: (Agreeing) And woe to those who try to stop us!
(Back at the field, Kayley’s group turned to each other happily)
Kayley: Shall we?
Kayley’s group except Kayley: Yeah! (Yes!) (Oui, Cher!)
(Then they run towards the entrance to Emerald City as a chorus is heard singing)
Chorus: (Voice-over) You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
Keep straight ahead
For the most glorious place
On the earth or the sky
Hold onto your breath
Hold onto your heart
Hold onto your hope
March up to that gate
And bid it open
(Back at Arukenimon’s castle, Arukenimon got her wand ready like a broomstick as Mummymon rode behind her, Splatter Phoenix flew on her magic paint brush like a hoverboard, and Makuramon wearing a jetpack, chuckling evilly a bit in determination as Aipom looked on excitedly)
Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Splatter Phoenix: To Emerald City at fast speed!
Makuramon: Onward!
(The four villains then flew off quickly out of the room window into the air towards Emerald City, cackling evilly a bit. Back at Emerald City, Kayley's group arrived at the entrance)
Chorus: (Voice-over) You’re out of the woods
You’re out of the dark
You’re out of the night
Step into the sun
Step into the light
March up to that gate
And bid it open
Open
(Noticing a string to a bell, Kayley pulled it, but to Kayley's group’s confusion, it made a rusty sound. Then Squidward popped out at the door window in annoyance)
Squidward: Who tried to ring that bell?!
Kayley’s group: We did.
Squidward: (In nonchalant annoyance) Can’t you read?
Patch: (Confused) Read what?
Squidward: (Annoyed) The notice!
Kayley’s group: (Confused) What notice?
Squidward: (Groans a bit in annoyance, then points at the right side of the entrance) It’s right here!
(Then he noticed it’s not hung up, and chuckled a bit in embarrassment. Then he got annoyed, pulled the sign out, and hung it)
Squidward: (Nonchalantly) Read it and do what it says.
(He goes in. Kayley's group shrugged and did what he told them to do)
Kayley’s group: (Reading) Bell out of order. Please knock.
Sunset Shimmer: Huh, now he tells us.
(They shrugged again and Kayley knocks on the door instead. Squidward answered through the window again, more happier in a smug way)
Squidward: That’s better!
(Then he nonchalantly changed the subject)
Squidward: Anyway, state your business.
Kayley’s group: We want to see the Wizard.
(Squidward got surprised, as if a hammer hit him in the chest, then he got annoyed)
Squidward: But nobody’s ever seen the Great Oz himself! Even I never saw him!
Kayley: Then how do you know there is one?
Renamon: If that were true?
Fluttershy: We know for a fact that he's here.
Squidward: Because of rumors. Now go away! You’re wasting my time!
(He noticed Yuffie's group)
Squidward: Especially you six con artists that conned Razoul!
(Kayley’s group stood up for Yuffie's group)
Kairi's group: Wait!
Patch: They’re sorry for it.
Ray: They seen the light.
(Kayley's group turned to Yuffie's group for support)
Kayley's group except Yuffie's group: Right?
(Yuffie's group piped their agreement in)
Squidward: (Sighs in defeat) All right. Apology accepted from you six. But go away!
Rika: Hold it!
Squidward: (Groaning a bit) Now what?!
Rika: We want to see the Wizard.
Kayley: In fact, Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence sent us.
Patch, Renamon, and Mane Eight's group: It's true.
Garrett: Gave us magic items even.
Renamon: That's right.
Kairi's group: And we want to see the Lantern Festival for our shared birthdays.
Squidward: If you have magical items and if it’s your shared birthdays today, prove it.
(Kayley, Garrett, and Rika showed their magic items and Elemental Sword, Elemental Bo Stick, and Elemental Bow and Arrows, and Kairi and Sora's groups showed Squidward the picture and Squidward got surprised at first, then impressed)
Squidward: (Surprised) Wow! Those items…! And those five girls…? (Impressed and happily) Well, I’ll be darned! Why didn’t you say so in the first place? That’s a cab of a different color! Come on in!
(He chuckles a bit and closes the window. Then the door opens and Kayley's group entered as Squidward made his announcement happily)
Squidward: Welcome to Emerald City!
(Kayley's group, except a smiling Sora and Yuffie's groups, looked around in wonder)
Kayley’s group: Wow….
Ray: Tres bien! Now this is upper class beauty.
(The citizens noticed and got confused)
Citizen 1: What is Yuffie's group doing here?
Citizen 2: Who’re they?
(Then Mayor Mare spoke up)
Mayor Mare: Not to worry, everyone! This is Kayley and Patch Kingsleigh, Garrett Smith, and Rika and Renamon Nonaka of Kansas we told you about.
(The citizens got surprised and then excited)
Citizens: Wow! Really?
(They went up to Kayley's group in wonder)
Squidward: All right! Back off! And in case you want to know why Yuffie's group is here, they’re sorry for conning Razoul!
Garrett: Is this Razoul that guard they conned?
Squidward: Yes.
Yuffie: (To Squidward) Which we now regretted doing. (To Wes and the Fearsome Four) Right?
Wes and Fearsome Four: Yeah!
(The citizens nods in realization and after waving goodbye, they resumed their business of preparing the festival. Suddenly, a yellow toon cab drove up to them, being driven by a male toon anthro rabbit with white fur, short orange hair on the top of his head, pink ear interiors, blue eyes, a pink nose, small black whiskers, and wearing a blue bowtie with yellow polka dots, a pair of red overalls, and yellow gloves. They are Benny the Cab and Roger Rabbit respectively)
Roger: Hello, fellow guests! How can we be of service for you?
Benny: Where to first?
Kayley: We like to see the Wizard.
Roger and Benny: (Surprised) The Wizard?
(Amazed that they want to see their Wizard, whoever he may be to Kayley's group, the two gave in happily)
Benny: Okay! Hop on board!
Roger: But first, we’ll take you to the spa to get cleaned up!
(Kayley's group got happy)
Kayley’s group: Thanks! (Thank you!)
(They board the carriage)
Kayley: We deserve a good prim and proper before the Wizard.
Olette: I agree!
(Suddenly, Benny changed his skin to purple, much to Kayley's Kansas group’s surprise)
Rika: You changed color!
Patch: That's cool!
Kayley: We’ve never seen a color-changing cab before!
Garrett and Renamon: Neither did we!
Benny: (To Kayley's Kansas group) And you now do! (To Roger) Right, Roger?
Roger: That's right! He’s the cab of a different color you heard about!
(They laughed a bit and then as Roger and Benny drove Kayley's group to the spa while Benny changed some colors on his skin from purple to green to red, the citizens and Equestrians began singing)
Emerald City Citizens and Equestrians: Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Buzz buzz buzz, chirp chirp chirp
And a couple of la-di-das
That’s how the crickets
Crick all day
In the merry old land of Oz
We get up at twelve
And start to work at one
Take an hour for lunch
And then at two we’re done
Jolly good fun
(Benny parked in front of the spa and Kayley's group entered as the singing continued)
Emerald City Citizens and Equestrians: Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho
And a couple of tra-la-las
That’s how we laugh
The day away
With a ha ha ha
And a ho ho ho
In the merry old land of Oz
(In the spa, Kayley's group is getting cleaned and fixed up. Patch, Jiminy, Fievel, Mushu, Cri-Kee, the Dream Eater pets, Liquidator, Ray, Spike, and Ember, with Jiminy and Fievel wearing swimming shorts while their clothes are getting washed, are getting bathed, Pinocchio’s wooden body and clothes are getting cleaned and fresh, B.E.N.’s rusty body is shiny again with his compass section on his chest recolored white again, Kayley, Rika, Kairi’s group, Yuffie, and the Mane Eight are getting their nails done, along with Kayley now wearing a green emerald button on the right side of her headband, Garrett, Renamon, Sora’s group, Bushroot, and the Stallion Eight are getting massages, Tiger is getting his claws filed and some of his thick fur trimmed a bit, and Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack are getting a massage and wearing swimming shorts while also getting their clothes washed. The woman working on Kayley’s nails after giving her the emerald button for her headband is a hot and beautiful toon woman with red orange elbow-length peek-a-boo hair, green eyes, and wearing makeup, a red sleeveless evening dress exposing her shoulders and back and with a slit on the left leg, purple arm gloves, and pink high-heeled slippers. She is Jessica Rabbit, the head of the spa and Roger’s wife)
Emerald City Employee 1: Scrub scrub here
Scrub scrub there
And a couple of brand new wax
That’s how we keep you
Young and fair
In the merry old land of Oz
Emerald City Employee 2: Rub rub here
Rub rub there
Whether you’re tin or bronze
That’s how we keep
You in repair
In the merry old land of Oz
Jessica: We can make a dimple smile
Out of a frown
Kairi: Can you even dye my nails
To match my hoodie-like gown?
Jessica: (Nods) Uh-huh.
Kayley: Jolly old town
Emerald City Employee 3: Clip clip here
Clip clip there
We give the roughest cat claws
Tiger: That certain air
Of savoir faire
In the merry old land of Oz
(Once all nice and clean, Kayley's group, with Jiminy, Fievel, Wes, Megavolt, and Quackerjack wearing their clean clothes again, got ready to leave happily)
Kayley’s group: Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
Ha ha ha ha
Ha
(They then all sang as they left the spa)
Everyone: That’s how we laugh
The day away
In the merry old land of Oz
That’s how we laugh
The day away
With a ho ho ho
A ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
In the merry old land of Oz
Ha ha ha, ho ho ho....
(Suddenly, an Emerald City woman screamed in fright upon seeing something in the sky, getting everyone’s attention. The citizens, Equestrians, and Kayley's group looked up and saw to their shock Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Splatter Phoenix flying in the sky, leaving black smoke behind as Makuramon flew beside them. The four villains cackled evilly a bit as they begin writing a message in the sky with the black smoke)
Tiger: Are they…?
Kayley: Yes!
Rika: Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Splatter Phoenix!
Garrett: And Makuramon!
Patch and Renamon: Without a doubt.
Rarity: Those creeps!
(They read the message)
Fievel: (Reading) Surrender Kayley, Garrett, Rika, and Kairi's group.
(Kayley's group got shocked)
Fievel: “Surrender?!”
(The citizens got concerned)
Citizen 1: We can’t hand those heroes over to them! But who’s Kairi's group?
Citizen 2: I don’t know, but they might be the girls that look like and have the same names and shared birthdays as our lost princesses!
Citizen 3: The Wizard will explain this!
(The citizens ran towards the door leading to the Wizard. Kayley's group noticed as Kairi's group saw the message disappear in the sky in shock)
Kayley: Thankfully, they’re not handing us over at least.
(A citizen runs by)
Citizen 4: That’s right! You’re our saviors!
Pinocchio: Well, let’s go see the Wizard!
(They noticed Kairi's group looking on in shock)
Ventus: Is something wrong, girls?
Olette: We know who Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Makuramon are.
Kairi: But she’s Splatter Phoenix?
Renamon: You know Splatter Phoenix?
Garrett: If so, how?
Patch: How do you know her?
Braeburn: What's goin' on?
(Scared at first, Kairi's group got glum and confessed)
Kairi's group: Yes.
Aqua: She’s our mother.
(Kayley's group got surprised)
Xion: We honestly had no idea she wanted to kill you!
Namine: When we see her occasionally, she was never like that!
Rainbow: It's true from what Mushu's group and I saw.
Mushu: Especially when we hide from her since she hates cute animals and creatures like us.
(Even Cri-Kee chirps a bit in agreement. Deciding to believe Kairi and Mushu's groups, Kayley’s group nodded in an understanding way)
Kayley: Well, we understand.
Rika: But she must’ve tried to trick you five into staying in that tower.
Garrett, Patch, and Renamon: Exactly.
Aqua: And there’s something else my sisters and I wish to ask.
(Kayley's group listened)
Aqua: We wanted to prove to her that you’re our friends and not thieves.
Kayley's Kansas group and Mane Eight's group: "Thieves?"
(They looked at Kayley, Garrett, and Rika's items)
Kayley: We’re not thieves.
Rika: They were given to us by Princess Celestia, Luna, and Cadence.
Garrett: They're gifts, not stolen.
Patch: And Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Splatter Phoenix were the real thieves before.
Renamon: That's right.
Twilight Sparkle: My group and I were there when it happened.
(Realization dawning upon them, Kairi's group smiled slowly)
Kairi: So, what you’re saying is true.
(Kayley's group nods)
Sora: Yeah, we would never lie to you.
Aqua: (Happily) I guess we were right and she was wrong the whole time!
Kairi's group except Aqua: (Agreeing happily) We have friends!
(Kayley's group agreed. Then noticing the crowd hurrying to the Wizard, they changed the subject)
Xion: Shall we?
(They nod and hurry along. Hidden in some hedge bushes nearby, four familiar figures saw the whole thing silently)
Coming up: After all is calm, Kayley’s group join in the festivities while waiting to meet the Wizard and then after the festival is done, a certain brute Arabian guard, under a certain mafia's persuasion and trick, will tell them they’re not seeing the Wizard and are gonna be locked up in the dungeon for Fat Tony's gang to take care of the next day, and Kayley and Rika, under Fluttershy's encouragement upon her and the rest of Kayley's group noticing the two becoming upset, finally, and tearfully, come clean on why they, Garrett, Patch, and Renamon want to get home badly to their friends and families.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:The Wizard of Oz Parodies
Category:Ozma
Category:Disney Princess Fanmakes
Category:Disney Princess Parodies