The Quackers Plot

The Quackers Plot is the fifty third episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Evil Mr. Rabs steals QuackersClock’s laptop and installs Windows Vista on it. Meanwhile, SpongeRob tries to buy a grandfather clock.
==Transcript==
*[The Episode opens with SpongeRob leaving his house].
*SpongeRob: Today is the day! The day I finally bring home a majestic grandfather clock. Off to the clock store I go!
*[Cut to “Clock Store”]
*Store Clerk: Can I help you, sir?
*SpongeRob: Yes, please! I'm looking for the perfect grandfather clock. Something that will make the pineapple feel even more special!
*Store Clerk: Well, you've come to the right place. We have a wide selection of beautiful clocks. Anything in particular you're looking for?
*SpongeRob: Hmm, I want one that has a shiny brass exterior… uhhh…. a swinging pendulum, and.. oh plays a delightful tune every hour! Oh, and it has to be big! The bigger, the better!... Not in a gay way… You know what I meant!!
*Store Clerk: I think I have just the clock for you. Follow me, please.
*SpongeRob: Wow! That's perfect! It's even more grand than I imagined. How much does it cost?
*Store Clerk: I'm afraid this particular clock comes with a hefty price tag. It's quite expensive.
*SpongeRob: I didn't realize it would be so expensive. I don't have enough money for it.
*[SpongeRob walks out disappointed]
*[Cut to the Discord Moderator Cafe]
*QuackersClocks: Hey guys, you won't believe the hilarious meme I just stumbled upon! Let me leave my trusty computer here and grab a quick cup of coffee.
*[QuackersClocks sets his laptop on the table and walks away]
*Narrator: Meanwhile, with Evil Mr. Rabs!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Those Discord moderator... they make my shell crawl! I must steal QuackersClocks, leader of the Mods to ruin it al!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
*[Evil Mr. Rabs sprays himself with the cleanex to stay clean in the germ-infested area of the Discord Moderators]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Ah, the perfect opportunity to strike fear into the hearts of those pesky Discord moderators!
*[Evil Mr. Rabs steals his laptop]
*QuackersClocks: Where's my laptop? I can't believe it vanished into thin air!
*[QuackersClocks rummages through his belongings, searching every nook and cranny, but his efforts prove worthless.]
*[Cut to Evil Mr. Rabs]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Now, those Discord moderators will tremble before me! They will know the true meaning of fear! With Windows Vista, he’ll never be able to fix it!
*[Cut to Quackers buying a new computer.]
*QuackersClocks: It seems I must move on. But wait... Windows 11? Ugh, I HOPE it's an improvement over 10. I guess I have no other choice.
*[Cut to outside Mr. Rabs Patty Shack. SpongeRob walks past Mr. Rabs Patty Shack, sad]
*Mr. Rabs: SpongeRob, me boy, why the long face?
*SpongeRob: Oh, Mr. Rabs, I had my heart set on getting a magnificent grandfather clock today. But it turned out to be too expensive. I don't think I'll ever be able to afford it.
*Mr. Rabs: Ah, I see. Here’s something I learned in me sailor days, SpongeRob: money can't buy happiness. But a kind word and a good laugh sure can!
*SpongeRob: Really, Mr. Rabs? Can you cheer me up?
*Mr. Rabs: Of course, lad! Let me tell you a little joke. Why did the sponge go to the party?
*SpongeRob: I don't know, Mr. Rabs. Why did the sponge go to the party?
*Mr. Rabs: Because he wanted to soak up the fun!
*SpongeRob: BAHAHAHHHAHAH! That's a good one, Mr. Rabs! Thank you for making me smile.
*Mr. Now, how about a free Rabby Patty to lift your spirits?
*SpongeRob: Really! A free Rabby Patty? You're the best, Mr. Rabs!
*[End.]
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