ReFarter

The ReFarter is one of the worst things ever invented. It literally takes a fart, analyzes it, and then makes perfect copies of that fart. Yep; that's literally it. Surprisingly this is not something Wario made, even though it totally looks like a Wa-Machine and farts. Instead, this was something created by Aperture Science. In fact, it was Aperture's first invention. 
== History ==
One day at Aperture Science, Cave Johnson ate a large jelly-filled donut. The donut went through his digestive system and let out a stinky fart. He thought his fart smelled so bad (or good) that he decided to make a machine that would recreate this fart on demand. So he took apart a Wo-Mahcheen and a Fusion-Machine 9000, added a bit of yeast and then reassembled their parts with Axis scrap inside. He told Worui (who was inside) that he better be farting or else he'll turn the power off, thus the machine farts.
People on the internet saw this machine and made lots of memes about it. Cave Johnson thought this meant it was popular, so he made millions of them. Nobody bought them, so he turned most of them into Combustible Lemons. The remaining ReFarters and the patents/licenses were bought by Wario.
The first thing Wario did with them was put them in WaJail to spread his boysmell. After that, he started putting ReFarters into weapons of mass destruction, modifying tactical nukes into tactical farts so bad it makes people vomit. Way worse than actually killing them. People got mad at Wario once he started replacing the old farts with his new farts, so his mustache deemed that they get ReFarters that come with his Wario Steam. Funnily enough, ReFarters with Wario Steam got resold for millions, that was until Wario put Wario-GOG software on there that disables steam for any non-subscribers to the Wario Steam Service. After the Wa-Machine V3 came out and this was included in it, no more ReFarters were made and the service was discontinued, forcing people to get the new one.
== Buttons ==
* Fart Analysis: Analyzes the next fart for its next functions. Doesn't really have to be a fart.
* ReFart: Takes the fart from a Fart Analysis, and then reproduces it on the other side.
* UnFart: Makes an inverse of the fart.
* Clone: It's just part of every machine at this point.
* WARIO STEAM: Deadly fart. Activating this will get you an in-school suspension for 3 days, even if you're an adult. (Subscription-only)
== Trivia ==
* There is a ReFarter somewhere in the Aperture Science Lab. Somewhere...
* Dr. Nefario ripped off this thing with his Fart Gun.
* Original ReFarters can resell today for $413,000.
* Cave Johnson's farts are programmed into the factory settings of original ReFarters, while Wario's farts are programmed into WarioWare ones.
* The Combine use these to greatly exchange air, or whatever people did back in the Full Life 2 betas.
Category:Machines
Category:Stuff
Category:Smelly things
Category:Rip Offs
Category:Evil
Category:Aperture Science