The Fat Troll

The Fat Troll is a Troll who escaped and got banned from his home and underground city, Trollopolis. He lives in a rotting old cabin deep inside a huge forest somewhere located in England. The Troll has a large pond outside where he fishes. He also dumps his shit there.
==Early Life==
The Fat Troll was born in Trollopolis. He worked for the Troll Council and then got fed up of being kept underground and wanted to know what life was like above, so he did what a Troll should never do. He escaped Trollopolis, got onto the surface and everyone saw him since he was naked and took a shit in public, a total of 900 casulties where caused this day mainly due to the stench.
The Trolls called the Fat Troll back to Trollopolis, the Fat Troll was all excited thinking he wasn't going to get banned but then the Trolls said, "We are banning you from our city for 40 years. It's a shame but - Urgh, why am I lying, of course it isn't a shame! Now get your skidmarked arse outta me city." Then the Troll put a taser on the Fat Troll because he refused.
No one knows his real name, not even him. The Fat Troll was given a first and last name, however he has never used it and can't even remember it, therefore he just calls himself 'The Fat Troll'.
==Life in the Forest==
The Fat Troll currently lives in a dense forest in South England, he is a national legend, like Big Foot. Many hunters and curious folk have hunted the Fat Troll, all of whom have failed; Mainly due to his arsenal located in his cupboard. He stole all of his guns from hunters who tried to kill him. Some people who are unlucky sometimes find the Troll but he is taking a dump, a big red ring dump, the Fat Troll normally shoots hot shit out of his arse which burns the people.
The Fat Troll bathes in his pond and when he farts in his pond, loads of fish rise to the surface, this is the Fat Troll's dinner. The Fat Troll used to have a boat but he got to heavy for it and it sank and broke, wood went up the Fat Troll's arse this day but he shot it out with a humungous fart and it shot out like a bullet and coincidentally hit a hunter in the head, almost killiing them but giving them severe permanant brain damage.