Super Lakeside Odyssey

The eleventh chapter of Total Drama Lakeside. Chris pawns off the final seven to his niece, middle school teacher Christine McLean, and the contestants must spend a day mentoring obnoxious children.
==Plot==
The chapter opens with a disheveled, bathrobe-clad Chris on the phone with his niece, who seems to be planning a challenge. He finds out he doesn't have to host the challenge and is overjoyed at the fact he'll be able to sleep in. Meanwhile, after Roald and Whitney's elimination, the final seven return to the dorm and Frances passes out new copies of the Lakeside Gazette. Erica reads the article, which exposes her for cheating on her boyfriend with Christian, and is instantly enraged, claiming the article's fake—but Christian assures everyone that it's not. She vows revenge against Frances in the confessional, saying that it's libel, even if all of it is true. Graham approaches Kelsey to make small talk about the news article, but Kelsey gives him a quick response and tells him she's going to bed, which makes Graham anxious. Christian and Suvir reassure him that he doesn't need to worry since Kelsey is obviously interested, then grow tired of dispensing romantic advice and decide to reread Frances's article again. Graham then laments his anxiety in the confessional, while Kelsey says in her own confessional that she doesn't know how to address her feelings for Graham other than repressing them.
The next morning, Chef wakes the contestants up bright and early, and they all pile onto a school bus to be dropped off at a middle school. Kaitlin is horrified at the prospect of working with children and emphatically stresses that she's never "diddled kids" before. Once they arrive at the school, Chris's niece—Christine McLean—introduces herself to the contestants and Chef leaves. Christine leads the contestants through the building and into a classroom that appears to be for very young children, which confuses the seven, but five sulky middle-schoolers appear right then. Christine tells the contestants that they'll all be paired off with a kid to spend the day with, and after the school day's over, the kids will grade the contestants on how much they enjoyed their time together. Christian is paired with Oswald, a short, crude, egg-shaped boy, who immediately leaves to go to the bathroom. Erica is paired with Matt, a tall, hunky 8th grader who she disturbingly enough seems attracted to. Frances gets a quiet, zoned-out boy named Gabriel, while Christine says to Graham and Kelsey that their partners are always late to class and haven't arrived yet. She then pairs Kaitlin with the extremely timid Francine and Suvir with the standoffish, elitist Katharine, who he thinks has been possessed by something. 
Finally, Graham and Kelsey's assigned students barge in.