Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools (Epilogue)

Epilogue is the fourth chapter of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Justice is Served".
==Plot==
(The people at New York are celebrating the news of Sam, Max, Pat and Stan saving the world from Satan after a brief moment from thunder strikes as the gang is greeted by lot of people as well meeting with the people at the news with the mayor greeting them by shaking hands and put them on the platform to make a speech)
*News Reporter: *on TV* Breaking news. It has been a historical moment of seeing our favorite Freelance Police come back after a crash on the hole as we survived few thunder strikes from brief thunder storms lately. Their friends have joined along the trip to help fight crime and save the city with our fellow friends in New York City.
(Back in Heaven, many angels and guardians with God celebrate Pat, Stan, Sam and Max saving the world from Satan as many floating lands are being rebuilt by the gods)
*Angel #1: They saved the cities. They are the heroes.
*Angel #2: They know how brave they are with their powers.
*Angel Guard #1: We never expect these cops to have superpowers like us.
*Angel Guard #2: One of them hold a gun like a cowboy.
*God: Congratulations Pat, Stan, Sam and Max. You have saved the world from Satan's clutches. You are free to enter the afterlife any time soon once you passed away in the near future. We'll be there to grant you your eternal reward.
(Slothmart is being repaired as the store managers including Sal Manella watch the broadcast of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max showing up in New York on TV)
*Sal: They are my heroes. Pat, Stan, Sam and Max are in the house!
*Pig Manager: Hey, they're the same guys that took Quire to justice.
*Dog Manager: Bet that bad boy won't be looting Slothmart anytime soon since the raiding and we're repairing the whole store to get it fixed and reopen by next week.
(Mack Salmon in his business watches the broadcast of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max on his laptop as he slam his desk, setting up his plan to get revenge on them any time soon)
*Mack: Sam, Max, Pat, and Stan. I will be back with a new crew and I got bigger weapons to prepare and shoot your agency out of the way.
*Fish Guard #1: I'm very sorry you have to lose to those animals in charge.
*Fish Guard #2: We should have kill them on the road during the heist chase.
*Mack: Forget about all the shooting right. *get up* Let's go make some seafood for dinner.
(Back at New York in the town hall, Pat, Stan, Sam and Max get up on the platform to make a speech to everyone about their heroism and being aware of Satan's existence)
*Pat: Greetings, to all humans and animals alike. We got a speech to make for everyone in New York and the whole world watching live.
*Stan: Can you do the honors, Sammy boy?
*Sam: Yes. If you may. *clears throat* Ahem! Excuse me. Hello fellas and folks. It is honored to be a hero of New York City and we have gone through a long journey of trying to enjoy our lives through the day. We were going to go fishing with our friends, but the devils were spying on us all along, inviting random bad people to target us and shoot us with their weapons. By the wrath of Satan, that fire entity is no match for us and he will never come to our world to conquer ours. We, are the Freelance Police and we will do best to stop crime from happening and save the cities and states from criminals around the globe! *make everyone cheer*
*Max: For America!
*Commissioner: You did it Sam and Max. You have gone through a long way.
*Wolf Police Chief: Wow. Unbelievable at what these guys have done.
*Dog Police #1: They are protectors, saviors and brave heroes!
*Dog Police #2: Who needed a superhero like Superman?
*News Reporter: Pat Patrick, how does it feel like working with the Freelance Police? *hold the microphone to Pat*
*Pat: We're just not police officers. We're just volunteers. Like tech workers and interns.
*News Reporter: Stan Stanley, are you sure you guys are interns working with the Freelance Police? *hold the microphone to Stan*
*Stan: Yes. We are interns. We were suppose to enjoy our vacation until a series of crime show up in our feeds in wake of helping the cops out. This is where we met Sam and Max on the scene.
*Sam: That's us.
*Max: We're famous.
*News Reporter: Sam Samuel, what make you join with your interns on the job? *hold the microphone to Sam*
*Sam: Well. They were suppose to be on vacation until we recruit them to fish. Then went on a crazy adventure around the world while trying to enjoy a road trip of theirs.
*News Reporter: Very so. Max Maximillian, how did you enjoy working with Pat and Stan. *hold the microphone to Max*
*Max: Pat and Stan are the wise guys in their world. They're crazy, loco, funny, hilarious and take action to marvelous ways of being goofy and being the happiest people on the planet!
*News Reporter: Very great. Glad you all got along together to work as a team to protect the city from crime.
*Mayor: Thank you Freelance Police for saving not just New York, but the whole world from that fire entity. You are welcomed and invited to go to any party and any restaurant you want for free!
*Pat: Yes! We can go to anything for a week!
*Stan: Does that include clubs? What if we're not on the list, does that mean we get kicked out for nothing?
*Mayor: You guys did something heroic and you deserve to go to all the clubs you want.
*Sam: Told ya. We're free to go anywhere for a week.
*Max: The best of both worlds!
*Mayor: Thank you all for joining along with a celebration for Pat, Stan, Sam and Max! As a reward, get together for a picture with a big selfie being put up on the town hall's picture wall!
*Pat: That sound like a big picture to me.
*Stan: The big cheese is coming along.
*Sam: Heroes to the police departments.
*Max: Cheese for life! *he and everyone jump as a big selfie is taken by the town mayor*
(After celebrations in New York City, the gang return to Sam and Max's house as they high five together after saving the city from crime with Pat and Stan planning to leave Sam and Max's world to go back to their world)
*Pat: Hey! We got the best of both worlds.
*Stan: Great working with you guys. We totally knocked out that fire entity to ashes.
*Sam: That Satan guy is no more. But I swear, he will be back with more crimes than ever.
*Max: No matter how many armies he's gonna put up and how many fire creatures he's gonna train to land an attack on our communities.
*Pat: Let's pretend Satan never happen. In that case, he is dead.
*Stan: We power punch him together to make him sink through the lava.
*Sam: We don't have our magic hat anymore as all the assets are being thrown out to the fiery realm.
*Max: So my friends. What do you wanna do today?
*Pat: We feel like returning to our home after a long vacation.
*Sam: What? Why not? You just saved the city and the whole world is suppose to celebrate with you.
*Stan: I know. But we got friends back there and we haven't seen their faces in days. Our Aunt Martha is worried sick and even our friends, including Stephanie.
*Max: Well, how about we come to your world to celebrate?
*Pat: Wait, really? Yes! You can come to our world to celebrate with a barbeque!
*Stan: We'll make plenty of great food to cook like hamburgers and fries. Potato wedges too.
*Sam: If you have these air pods on your ears, you can give your Professor Chi-Chi a call to return back home.
*Max: Still have them with you?
*Pat: *he and Stan put on the air pods* Yes. We have the air pods with us and we'll call the professor right away. Starting now.
*Stan: Ring ring. Calling Professor Chi-Chi. *call Chi-Chi* Hello Professor Chi-Chi, are you there?
*Chi-Chi: *voice* Yes. How is vacation still doing for you?
*Pat: Professor, it look like our time in New York is done and we really needed to go back home to your lab.
*Chi-Chi: *voice* Your vacation is finished so soon? Oof, it has been that long than a week before Easter. Alright. I'll set up the Dimensional Cube 3000 so I can open up the portal to get you guys back home. Starting now. *press the button of the Dimensional Cube 3000 to open up a portal to Sam and Max's house*
*Stan: Glad to hear my man. *see a portal open up* Whoa! The professor was right all along.
*Sam: What your world is like?
*Pat: You know. We're animals. Anthropomorphic animals.
*Max: Are there human beings and other creatures like trolls living in the world?
*Stan: Nope. Just animals. Birds, snakes, bugs, worms, koalas, whales, every species of a furry and feather.
*Sam: Not all animals have fur and feathers you know. Reptiles and other sea mammals too.
*Max: Even a rabbit with fur and can eat carrots.
*Pat: We know all the animals in the world. The portal is open up and let's emerge into the hole.
*Stan: Right back at ya. *fist bump everyone and chuckles into the portal*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max enter the portal to Professor Chi-Chi's lab as they arrived back at Pat and Stan's world to greet the professor)
*Chi-Chi: Welcome back Pat and Stan. *realize Sam and Max on Pat and Stan's side* What the? Who are those people and why are they in my lab?
*Pat: It is a long story Chi-Chi. We'll explain more later. I want you to meet Sam and Max.
*Sam: We'll called ourselves Freelance Cops. Working with the police department and authorities while fighting crime to protect the city from criminals.
*Max: Say, you got a nice science lab there.
*Chi-Chi: Thank you very much. My name is Professor Chi-Chi and I am recognized as the world's famous and best scientist in all the countries. Originally a professor working in a university before becoming a scientist in later years to invent one of my latest projects like a coffee maker and waffle maker.
*Stan: We were happy to live close with him when we first moved to the neighborhood. Heck, we work with him and the professor come to visit our home more often every single time on weekdays and weekends.
*Sam: When to know when to live with a famous person like Dr. Oz.
*Max: Or a famous celebrity like Keanu Reeves.
*Chi-Chi: Howdy cops. Why are you here in my lab for? To stalk around?
*Sam: I respect your lab. But we were thinking about a barbeque outside in one of the neighbor's homes. Don't you think?
*Chi-Chi: Well, I heard Emily's backyard is setting up a surprise party for Pat and Stan when they return. Now that you brought Pat and Stan back in our world, you guys can come and contribute to the barbeque my friends are doing.
*Max: You set up the barbeque when we were suppose to have a barbeque at Pat and Stan's house?
*Pat: Well, take a load of this. They set up the barbeque in surprise right before we can set up our own barbeque at our world.
*Stan: It was suppose to be a secret. But we got spoiled for it. Forget about it. I'm calling it a day.
*Sam: I hope they serve cheeseburgers and hot dogs in the barbeque.
*Chi-Chi: Follow me. I got friends outside waiting for you all to meet. *lead the way as the gang left the lab*
(Pat, Stan, Sam, Max and Professor Chi-Chi visit Emily's backyard where a barbeque is held as the neighbors are surprised by the return of Pat and Stan with their fellow friends by giving out a big surprise to them for their return)
*Everyone: Surprise!
*Pat: A surprise party for us? Really? That's so sweet.
*Stan: I hope the surprise party don't go as screwy as what happen with Stuart's the other day.
*Stuart: Funny me. But hey, who are those guys? Didn't we invite them to the party?
*Stephanie: They're not on the list. It appears to be the cops checking by to see how we are doing.
*Emily: Are we in trouble?
*Chi-Chi: Friends of the neighbor, I would like to introduce you to Pat and Stan's new friends.
*Sam: Hello. I am Sam. A member of the Freelance Police in New York City.
*Max: Trademark pending. That's the name. The name's Max, also known as Maxwell.
*Stephanie: Great to see you Sam and Max. I hope we can all get along by having this delicious barbeque with you.
*Sam: Sam's the name as my name don't call out.
*Max: It's easy to not be hungry when shopping for food.
*Aunt Martha: Patrick! Stanley! *hug Pat and Stan* Welcome back! We missed you all for days!
*Pat: We were on vacation. To New York.
*Stan: Lot of great time and good moments to chill with.
*Aunt Martha: We heard. Look how grown you are, ready to go out in the world like you never seen before.
*Pat: We have always been the same since day one in the neighborhood.
*Stan: I'm so intense like being so in shape like being optimistic.
*Emily: I got the bread ready.
*Lili: Ketchup and mustard.
*Momo: *jump with the bunnies holding up some pickles* Meep meep meep.
*Aunt Martha: Chorizo and all kind of sausages!
*Stuart: And... uh... *snore*
*Max: Is it me or does he always does that when snoring?
*Pat: Since he is a sloth, he always snore like that like most sloths in the world.
*Sam: How about I wake him up with my snap? *snap to wake up Stuart*
*Stuart: Huh? What was that? Oh. I almost forgot. The mayonnaise!
*Chi-Chi: Hamburger, hot dog, beef, steak, and ribs!
*Max: We're eating animal food? We're predators now!
*Sam: We eat chicken wings every Friday, do we Max?
*Max: There better be some chicken wings, or else!
*Sam: Well, we'll call it a day with a house barbeque of their own.
*Pat: We got people coming and we're ready.
*Stan: Time to serve up this barbeque like a house party.
*Chi-Chi: Alright. Let's cook this barbeque up.
(Many people gather around together on the table as many elephants and chickens join in to have some barbeque food with them with Chi-Chi cooking the food and serving the meals to everyone to eat as the baby mommies show up to take the plates and eat the leftovers on the floor)
*Pat: *eat a burger* Mmm mmm mmm. This really taste the stuff out of heaven.
*Stan: *eat a bread roll* I could really go for a bagel if we were on breakfast time at nine in the morning.
*Sam: *eat a hot dog* This barbeque taste really great! I could go for another!
*Max: It sound like having a buffet of burgers and macaroni like having a electric barbeque at a park. *eat some macaroni and cheese*
*Aunt Martha: Who need a electric barbeque when we have a homestyle barbeque outdoors?
*Chi-Chi: They're all kinds of barbeques, like party barbeques.
*Stephanie: It's good to be with my favorite boys in town. *hug Pat and Stan*
*Pat: Aw. Stephanie.
*Stan: I love the love of my life so much.
*Lili: Make sure you eat all of your pickles before bed.
*Momo: Meep. *he and the bunnies fight over the pickles to share*
*Lili: Easy! No fighting!
*Emily: Girl, that grilled hot dog taste just like what they served in the stadiums.
*Lili: Lucky me. I would eat a grilled burger with swiss cheese and carrots if I were watching the Super Bowl.
*Stuart: Man. This taste the stuff out of the meal box. *eat a burger* Mmm. Taste like a crunchy chicken sandwich.
*Chi-Chi: *put ketchup on his chorizo dog and eat it* Better than hot dog I say.
*Aunt Martha: Opinions matter. *cheer their hot dogs and eat them up*
*Sam: For all of our years working with the Freelance Police. We manage to fight crime and save the cities from criminals.
*Max: No bad human, bad alien and bad demon ever cross this way on looting everything as a bad animal.
*Stephanie: *clap with everyone* That is a very handsome speech you put out there, Sam and Max.
*Sam: We never been humiliated, at all times.
*Max: No supervillain could ever shoot us on a electric shot. Am I right?
*Pat: Pickles to peanuts. We'll be eating a banana sundae on Sunday night.
*Stan: I'll have a proper ice cream triple scoop without any distractions from ruining any dessert.
*Chi-Chi: Ha. I never been distracted by one of my special treats ever since Brutox robbed me with two stolen inventions when taking a nap.
*Aunt Martha: To all of my favorite boys in the world with their newly owned Freelance Police heroes. I want you all to say cheers to the heroes of the day. Cheers!
*Everyone: *hold their drinks up* Cheers!
*Pat: *drink some water* It good to be back home.
*Stan: Home sweet home to harmony.
*Sam: I'll be happy to work with them as interns in one of these days when we work back in the office.
*Max: Whatever the Commissioner want with us, we'll all be ready for the special day when the hippo and dog join the Freelance Police again. *wink eye*
(In conclusion, a series of 2D backgrounds show Pat and Stan working with the Freelance Police with Sam and Max as they take down criminals in the cities and save the day by locking criminals in prison cells)
*Pat: *narrate* It was the end of the day when we were recruited to join the Freeland Police as interns. I mean, we helped out the cops on stopping every criminal that try to loot around the cities and cause chaos.
*Stan: *narrate* We always have been saving the day ever since as working as police cops to fight back crime.
*Sam: *narrate* They call us protectors, saviors and even guardians whenever we do something heroic.
*Max: *narrate* Who need a hero badge when you are about to be promoted as a chief soon?
(Back in prison, Pat and Stan are sitting in Sam and Max's office as they retell the events of the special as the gang is shown to be wearing police uniforms to work with the police department)
*Sam: We have taken down the Aquabears and Quire's groups to justice, right?
*Max: Also manage to escape Mack Salmon's group before the fall to Hell to fight Satan and his army, right?
*Pat: We are believed that the gods exist in two different worlds.
*Stan: Every world have a god in them, but they are watching us through the heavens and afterlives.
*Sam: In one of these days when we save the universe from destruction, people are going to be writing history books and put our name in the book.
*Max: We'll be trending on the internet when the new history book on our courage come out in stores! *hear a alarm sound* What was that?
*Pat: It wasn't me.
*Stan: Not my phone or air pods.
*Commissioner: *voice* Pat, Stan, Sam and Max! There is a Jailbreak going on in the hallways. You need to act now and fight against the criminals from escaping.
*Sam: We'll be there to fight crime. Come on boys. We got ourselves a job to handle.
*Max: First mission of the day!
*Pat: It's go time. *he and his friends hold the guns*
*Stan: Taking action is a cop's priority to handle when running on the clock. *he and his friends wear their caps*
(The background song "Nice to Meet Ya" by Niall Horan plays as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max walk through the hallway by fighting the criminals and zapping them with their tasers as they walk down the stairs to beat up the criminals as well walking into the main hall and leave the prison with a explosion on the inside. Max wear a hard helmet as he and his friends fight more criminals and beat them down on the ground with a special message from Sam.)
*Sam: Remember kids! Don't try this at home. We are professionally trained cartoon characters! *turn Max to a ball and throw him on the wall*
*Max: *break through a apartment room* Yeah! *knock more criminals in the apartment area and knock all of them out as running to catch up with his friends in the DeSoto car* I did good. Did I?
*Sam: You did well.
*Pat: Get in the car. There are more criminals escaping from prison.
*Stan: Let's catch them all before it's too late! *he and everyone get on the DeSoto car*
(Sam drive the DeSoto car with Max, Pat and Stan seated as they drive throughout the city, working as cops to chase down criminals around the avenue)
*Pat: *narrate* They don't call us cops for nothing. We are just Freelance Police.
*Stan: *narrate* Interns. Not volunteers.
*Sam: *narrate* We are born to work as cops and act like heroes working every day to take down crime.
*Max: *narrate* There is nothing more than having a April Fools' joke on the first day on the job. *laugh*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max continue driving with the DeSoto car as they chase down many criminals as always as protecting the city in the state of New York)
THE END
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!
(Earlier on the road, the fox police cops are still driving to take Quire to another prison far from Sam and Max's as Quire get up to see what's going on)
*Fox Police #1: Have the Quire guy been awake since his demise?
*Fox Police #2: You tasered him. I bet he's still falling asleep as a sloth.
*Quire: *wake up to hold on to the chains* What happen?
*Fox Police #1: Here we are. To your worst nightmare.
*Quire: What? Huh? *angry* NO WAY!
*Fox Police #2: *taser Quire* Let's go. You're going to real Jail now.
(The fox police cops take Quire out of the car to put him on the electric wheelchair as the gang walk through the prison as many of Quire's crew and other individuals such as a blobfish and two badgers are seen in their own cells, pointing at Quire and humans working out in their own cells with various people like aliens, vampires, trolls and ogres resting in their cells as Quire is taken to a very far cell room of his own)
*Quire: *wake up* What? Where are we?
*Fox Police #1: Here we are. Your new home.
*Fox Police #2: Let's lock him up.
*Quire: *get locked up in his cell* You can't do this to me. I am a old man!
*Fox Police #1: You are going to be staying here for a long time, folk.
*Quire: Don't even think about trying to zap me again for a bullet!
*Fox Police #2: You caused a lot of trouble lately after all these years of looting. Look like you needed a little break from stealing and got yourself a nice prison cell with the rest of the criminals in poor town.
*Quire: You get me out of here! I'm calling my therapist! Where's my backpack?!
*Fox Police #1: We took away your stuff, your weapons and your backpack so you don't try to escape from here as the cameras are always watching you. *laugh with his friend*
*Quire: You molester! I'm gonna kill you for this! *bang the cell* Ah da daaaa!
*Fox Police #2: Sorry mate. Better luck next time on the flipside.
*Fox Police #1: Let's go to lunch and eat some doughnuts with steak ribs.
*Fox Police #2: I may be up for a chicken sandwich at Popeye's. *he and his friend left*
*Quire: You can't leave me here! There will be consequences! Come back! Come back!!! *resign* Oh gosh. What am I going to do in this little Hell room?
(For few days, Quire is poor and lonely as he write on the wall for how many days he has been stuck inside of his prison cell as well writing many pictures of his plan to escape prison and draw dead pictures of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max while turning on the TV to watch the broadcast of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max in New York City)
*Quire: I don't believe this. How did I planned my heist in Slothmart, only to get caught and fall to my arrest in prison time? The managers were right all along as the customers. *watch the news on TV* What the hell is this?
*Sam: *on TV* Hello fellas and folks. It is honored to be a hero of New York City and we have gone through a long journey of trying to enjoy our lives through the day. We were going to go fishing with our friends, but the devils were spying on us all along, inviting random bad people to target us and shoot us with their weapons. By the wrath of Satan, that fire entity is no match for us and he will never come to our world to conquer ours. We, are the Freelance Police and we will do best to stop crime from happening and save the cities and states from criminals around the globe! *make everyone cheer*
*Quire: *hit his electric chair* Satan... is dead?! Those morons. They ruined me and turned me into a living nightmare. As a innocent person, I WILL BE BACK FOR REVENGE AND DESTROY ALL OF AMERICA AS THESE FREELANCE POLICE COPS WON'T BE SORRY FOR THEIR APOLOGIES! *throw a knife at the TV screen*
THE REAL END
Fin. Nothing more to see here.
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