Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-07-26

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-07-26
Disc 12
Sora logs in to the same town called “Yeur Mem.” His entire party waves and greets him upon arrival. Vee mentions how it’s been a while and that an event is happening today that starts in about 20 minutes. Vee tells him that they will go on a quick mission for Fluffy to catch up with the rest. Sora points out Fluffy’s new level 15 spiky sword covered in bandages while Charles anxiously awaits for his new abilities.
Sora makes sure that his sword is working now, and Charles tells Sora to make sure his eyes aren’t zoomed in or else strange voices in his head will yell at him. Sora messes around with his eyes to fix them while the party converse with each other. Sora yells that it makes no sense why his eyes are messed up, but they are. Vee and Charles try to find out what the problem is, but they can’t find out and continue the journey regardless.
Sora compares his sword with Fluffy and finds out that Fluffy’s sword is bigger. Vee tells Sora to keep on looking at them for a few more seconds while he yells at a robot behind him. Charles goes very close to Sora, saying that he loves looking into his eyes.
Vee mentions how their guild has Zentreya as the only female, and that it is a sausage fest. Sora whispers to him that more girls will make people stop hitting on Zentreya. Charles questions if Lost is a girl or not, causing Sora to force Fluffy to use science on Lost. Fluffy finds out that Lost is a trap by using science and sniffing him hard. Sora mentions how he heard about a scam online where a guy pretends to be a girl and scams men out of their money. Lost tries to defend himself saying that it doesn’t matter if he gets 20 friend requests a minute from men.
After assuming Lost’s gender, the party goes to the guild hall. The party talks about how they weren’t complaining about Lost’s +2 along the way, and Charles states that they just didn’t know about his +3. Sora asks if they know about the “green sparkles” that gives them energy because he is fueled with it right now.
The party finds Doodle in front of the quest board and Vee mentions how girls are looking at their guild on the board, but Doodle quickly shoots that idea down. Charles asks Sora to try to gain the girl’s attention with his charms. Vee warns Sora to watch out for one of the girls who is underage so that Sora won’t get in trouble. Sora tells them that he will act like a father to try to get her into the guild before he warms up. Sora tries to warm up next to Doodle but is found out and threatened to be removed from the area.
Sora goes up to the first girl with black hair and tries to make small talk. He points her to the guild poster of theirs, trying to sway her into joining the guild. Sora talks about benefits where you get rights to exclusive quests, lots of experience, and never being thirsty due to the blue sparkles. Upon hearing the last benefit, the black hair girl takes out a large pan and almost attacks Sora before he quickly ran to the next girl.
Sora tries to recruit a white haired girl to their guild now. They introduce each other and Sora finds out that her name is “Mao.” Sora asks what she’s looking at and points her to the guild poster. He tells her that they are looking for the best and baddest girls to the best guild in the land. Sora asks what’s wrong with it and she tells him that they need more finesse. He asks what finesse is and Kuwabara immediately states that they will prove their strength by sawing her bones in half, causing a lot of damage. Sora asks if she quests here often, and she says yes, since this is the quest board. Sora sadly goes to the next girl after the white haired girl gives him sass.
Sora heads to the next girl and finds Ruby again. Sora depressingly tells her that no one likes him, and she bluntly tells him that it sounds like a personal problem. Sora breaks into tears as the girl apologizes and he goes to do some soul searching as Vee and Doodle follow to get him.
Sora goes inside a box to sulk with Vee joining in, while Doodle yells at them to get out. Vee leaves, but Sora doesn’t listen and Doodle forces Sora to stay in the box forever. Sora states that he doesn’t mind because he likes Jail. Doodle lets Sora out as Charles falls down and gets stuck in a bush. He yells that they haven’t seen the last of him but gets cut off midway because he was teleported to the start by Doodle.
Doodle tells them that she has been busy because the other developers have been making a tournament and don’t want her to join. Vee asks what kind of tournament it is and she tells them that they will kill other players. Charles comes in and whines about the game, causing Charles to get muted for everyone. Charles sends out constant fireballs in retaliation, and gets unmuted and continues to threaten them with his arcane powers.
Doodle explains that the tournament is a one on one battle with multiple contestants. Vee pesters her with more questions before she yells at him to stop reminding her about it. The party talks about how hard it is to like games as a developer as Charles goes on a rant about it. Vee tells the party to relax in the guild hall before they enter tournament. Sora whispers to Vee about a plan that he has for the next time they try to gain recruits.
They enter the guild hall and talk to the guildmaster. Charles asks them to allow him to be in the guild, but they lie to him that he already is in the guild. Sora dodges Charles and asks the guildmaster how his muscles got muscles. The guildmaster tells him to do 100 pushups, 100 situps, and run 10 miles everyday while bulking up with protein. Doodle puts Sora down by saying that he is not at that level of strength yet. Charles brings up the guild problem again, but is shot down by Doodle as well. Sora asks the guildmaster how he lost his hair, and he tells him that he lost it by working out. Sora rejects the idea of having big muscles so that he can keep his hair.
Sora asks for the guild registration and tries to add Doodle, but she can’t or else she would get in trouble with the other developers. The guildmaster states that there’s a character limit so Charles’ name was entered as “C-man.” Right when his name was entered, Charles’ data was crashed. Vee tells the party that since he wasn’t fully registered, they will tell him that he is in the guild but actually isn’t. Sora now adds Fluffy and Lost into the guild by merely saying their names to the book. Doodle whines how the sound that the book makes gives her “ABCD.”
Vee points out a person at the back of the guildhall, and the guildmaster states that they are a Patron. The party walks up to the patron and greet her. The patron is a cat robot with bread in front of her, and on top of her head is a cat that resembles bread or breb. The kittybot greets them while Doodle yells at them to not break the patron because it’s her favorite.
Sora asks what brings her here, and the kittybot cheerfully tells them that she comes here to eat with bread. Sora asks what’s on her head and goes to pet the cute kitty. Sora asks why the cat looks like bread, and the kittybot simply replies with “yes.” The kittybot tells him that the cat is both a cat and a loaf of bread. Sora asks her what her occupation is and she tells him that she gathers loot on adventures and sells it. Sora questions the kittybot for her level but stops before he gets an answer since it’s not nice to ask a girl about her level.
Charles arrives, and Sora tells the kittybot their names. The kittybot reveals herself to be called “Kimple.” Kimple tells them that the catbread on her head is an exclusive item from a special event. Sora tells her the rest of their names, forgetting Kuwabara’s name when he got to him. Kuwabara introduces himself, saying not to mess with him while he does a backflip. Sora warns Kimple about certain facts such as to watch out for Fluffy’s science, Lost is a trap, and Rick is an assh*le. Sora then messes up with Vee and accidentally calls him VII due to how it’s spelt.
A random lady walks up to Zentreya and starts to hug her passionately. The stranger wears just a black bikini for her top, has black eyes with red irises, a bright red cape, and wields a giant, red scythe on her back. Kimple informs Sora that he can increase his damage by eating her bread. Kuwabara threatens Zentreya to not leave the guild because of the random girl. Sora pretends to forget about Kuwabara’s name, causing him to lash out on Sora.
Vee comes back to inform them about jerk named “Revolver” who pushed him while he was trying to sign them up for the tournament. Sora takes out his sword to face the man, but Revolver already left.
Vee asks who the random girl is, and Kuwabara tells him that she is trying to steal Zentreya away. Vee mentions how they really are a part of the Lesbian army if they are so close to each other. The stranger tells them that she is actually Zentreya’s sister, but could also do inappropriate things to her. She tells them that her name is “Altreya.” Vee introduces himself, and Altreya calls him cute for being low leveled. Sora tells her that there is power in names in order to try to be cool. Altreya asks her sister if she joined a rp guild, causing everyone to yell no. They yell at how they don’t rp since only nerds role play and that they are on a PVP server.
Sora finally gives her his name and tells her that his name is original. Sora tells her that he didn’t choose this life, the life chose him. She states how she was planning to join but doesn’t want to anymore. Vee and Sora discuss how they need girls in the guild but also aren’t pushovers. Sora slams his head into the table and asks for some bread.
Vee makes a deal about if one of the guild member wins the tournament, then Altreya must enter their guild and respect them. Charles says that she could lewd her sister if she joins and he gets into an argument with Sora about lewdness in the guild. Sora threatens Charles, saying that there will be little parts of C-man everywhere, but immediately regrets what he just said. Charles then yells at Sora for being lewd by calling him C-man instead of Charles.
Vee gets everyone to get back on track for the quest that they need to do. Before they turn in the quest, Sora pets Kimple and eyes Altreya down for a bit. Altreya gets up close to Sora before telling him to go have fun.
Sora heads off to the rest of the guild while Vee tells everyone that the quest will be very short due to the tournament and that the tournament will take 3 days to finish. Vee mentions how the quest should be simple as he picks members for it. Vee picks out Fluffy and Lost before discussing about Charles, who won’t affect their rewards since he isn’t in the guild. Vee warns everyone to look out for Altreya before the team leaves for the quest and reads out that fire attacks are weak in this area before they head in.
The team enter a small, windy forest at night with a marble obelisk in the distance that has glowing runes on it. They travel off to find the NPC that holds the quest so that they know what to do. The merchant from the town arrives behind them with glowing crystals floating around him the merchant accidentally scares the sh*t out of Vee. Ravio, the merchant, tells the party that he was inspired from them to adventure once more. He tells them that they need to fix the pillar in front of them by gathering 3 ruins in the bottom of pools of water around. He also tells them that his enchanted hat won’t allow him to swim, so he can’t get the relics. The man tells him that he will share the rewards with them if they help out, and points the party towards the lake, which is behind a hill. Before they leave, Ravio warns them about a dangerous monster that spawns.
The party starts to make war cry sounds while they are running to the lake. The team wonder how soon foxes sound as they start to sing soon fox songs. They arrive to find the 3 pieces of the runes inside of a white lake. Fluffy volunteers Charles to swim and get the pieces. They talk about how gross the water looks while Fluffy states that it looks just like Charles since it’s white.
Charles reluctantly dives right into the water that resembles C-man and tries to gather the runes. After Charles grabs all of the runes, he asks Sora to pull him up, but Sora instead pushes him off with his cyclone. Vee pulls Charles up and they head back to the obelisk.
The party arrives back to the pillar and find the merchant mining away at a rock near it. Charles and Vee gives him the ruins so that he can fix the pillar, and Ravio walks away to fix the tower. Vee mentions how he heard that you can get some good items here such as Eagle Down and some other good gear. Charles hopes that he can get a better cane that doesn’t randomly spit out fireballs.
They go back to the obelisk to check up on Ravio as he swings his big hammer on it. He tells them that the obelisk is now fixed as Vee tells him that they are going to hunt the rare monster in this area now. Ravio tells them that the next time he sees them, he will hand the party their share of the gold.
The party now travels around the forest so that they can find the rare mob. Charles mentions how an Eagle Down should be called an Eagle Up since it brings the party up. Everyone agrees as Fluffy states that it’s the developers fault for being stupid. Sora tells his friends that they should head towards a large, blue pillar in front of them to search for the rare mob. The party goes and immediately finds it near there. The rare mob is the spirit of a knight that glows a bright blue. The party makes plans on how to attack it as Fluffy seems to be gone for now. Lost thinks that Fluffy may have left to eat grass as Vee thinks that his internet crashed.
While the team approach the mob, text appears before them, saying “Blue Spirit Deathangle Summoned Through Concord.” Sora yells at how he is tired of the mob’s blueness and that they will f*ck him up. Charles whacks the blue spirit in the head as Sora slices his gut. Vee uses Earth Strike on him while Lost tries to seduce the blue man but gets whacked in the face with his sword. The blue spirit impales Vee and slashes Lost quickly afterwards. While attacking Sora three times, the blue mob breaks his hand but is still able to fight. Charles uses his fireball as Sora spins the mob with his Cyclone for an extended period of time, wasting his mana in the process. Vee uses his Ricochet Earth Strike and hits him. Lost notices that the team is low on mana and fills them up with his white stuff. Fluffy comes back yelling at Lost that he eats carrots instead of grass before using his Chidori. The blue mob brutally backstabs Lost, taking him out and almost defeats Charles by impaling him in his stomach. Charles uses his Whirlwind Uppercut as Sora fakes out his attack. Vee shoots out his Earth Strike while Fluffy uses his Flamethrower to combine their magic and defeat the enemy together with a fiery boulder.
Vee dives straight into the enemy’s anoos but only finds sh*t loot. Charles yells how there’s only C-man and sh*t loot in this area. Vee tells them that when the tournament happens, they should work together and win. Vee takes them back to the town for the tournament.
Fluffy tells Charles that he still smells funny due to swimming in the white lake. Vee arrives right after Ravio. Ravio states that they beat him back to the town since he was mining ores along the way. Ravio tells the team that he’s going back to his shop while running with having his arms out like an airplane as the team watches.
While walking, Vee mentions how he can’t wait for the developers to add soon foxes all around the area. Charles states that the soon foxes take a while to be bred and spread around the world. Vee asks Sora if he wants to try to recruit the girls again since he has a plan. Sora goes back to the girls to try to recruit them again.
Sora clears his throat before talking to them. He apologizes for how he acted and that he didn’t mean to offend anybody if he did. Sora now shows them his friend, asking if they would trust him. Sora brings Fluffy out, and the girls immediately head pat him, saying that he’s so cute. Sora talks about how he travels around with Fluffy and how he’s a good guy such as his other friends, excluding Charles. Sora asks if the girls want to be their friends. After some thinking, they decided that they can help Sora with finessing his personal problems. Sora says that it’s alright as long as they’re friends. The white hair girl asks if they will regret this and if they should be asking Charles that. As Charles laughs maniacally, Sora tells them to not talk to Charles since he’s “That one guy” in their group of friends. The girl dressed in black arrives and informs the rest that she signed them up for the tournament.
The party quickly run to sign up for the tourney as the girls follow. As everyone else greets each other, Sora and Vee arrive to Ravio in front of the guild master, who gives them their share of the reward that they gained from the quest. Vee asks the guild master how the tournament works and also tells him about the new members of the guild. The guild master registers Mao and Ruby into the guild first. Sadly, they just closed registration right after so Charles can’t check if he’s in the guild or not.
Vee asks if Ruby is the one that died when they first met Oras. Ruby tells him yes and that a developer brought here back. Vee quickly leaves to go use the bathroom as Sora heads off to get a drink. Rick and Lost accompany Sora in drinking as Altreya chimes in from behind.
Altreya asks if they collect women, but Sora rejects the idea. Sora tells her that there’s statistics that states that men are more productive in a team setting when there’s an even spread of females. Altreya tells him that it involves that thought process of a man’s “other head” as she points towards Sora’s lower region. Sora tells her that it's not about the thought process, but it’s about their thirst to prove themselves. Lost and Charles support his statement, saying that there’s a lot of thirst. Sora asks Altreya how thirsty she is. She responds that she isn’t thirsty, she just wants to have a lot of fun.
Vee comes back, asking if she is giving them problems. Altreya bends down to try to intimidate Vee, but she drops her hand on accident. Vee tells her that she shouldn’t mess with him or else that would happen again. Meanwhile, Lost and Fluffy talk about how there’s no science involved with her since she was bending down.
Now that there’s only two minutes left to register to the tournament, the party quickly goes to the bald guildmaster. They all get into a line to individually register. Sora screams at everybody to stay in line, which is proving to be difficult. Vee whispers to Sora, asking Sora if he sees what he has to do everyday. Everyone now individually registers for the tournament since it’s a one on one tournament. Charles messes up with his registration for a bit as Kuwabara threatens the guildmaster for not allowing him to create a guild.
As the guild master toys around with Kuwabara, Sora pretends to forget his name. Kuwabara gets depressed and asks Sora “You really don’t remember? What did I join for? C’mon.” Kuwabara cries as Vee tells Sora to not forget “Cowabunga’s” name. Sora apologizes to Kuwabara but calls him Cowabunga as well. Kuwabara walks away crying.
Kimple asks the guild master if she can go to a specific area. The guildmaster gives her a key and Kimple yells “Loot here I come!” as she runs away in the background. Sora and Kimple both wave goodbye to each other. Charles messes with Kuwabara by calling him Cucumber while Ravio and Altreya sign last. With everybody finally signed up, Vee takes a while but opens up a portal for the event world.
Everyone is transported into a small courtyard of a shrine. Sora takes a second to calm down because of how this place bugs him. Vee tells him that it was either place or a weird place with a bunch of white flowers for the tournament.
Sora asks who the developer is for the tournament. They find the guildmaster standing in front of everybody, and they find out that he is apparently the main developer of the game that creates the weapons, characters, and events. He explains that it is a 20 person, one versus one, tournament that takes three days.
The developer tells them that Ravio the enchanter and Pandasum are the participants for the first battle. As a couple people bet on Pandasum, Vee looks into the book to read the rules. The developer corrects himself, saying that there’s 64 players instead. Altreya says how he may be a developer, but he is also stupid. Sora tells her that developer stuff can cause them stress and make mistakes.
While Vee points out the changing rooms, Charles states that he’s going to the changing rooms to look. Sora asks where the ladies changing rooms are so that he can’t make the same mistakes that people make in anime. Lost asks the girls if they are glad if they entered the guild due to what Sora said. Mao tells Sora that her mom told her not to lie because Sora seems to be lying right now.
Vee finds Revolver behind them who keeps on swinging his revolver after every sentence he says. Vee confronts Revolver on being mean and pushing him while he was trying to sign up. He starts talking about how strong his revolver is. Kuwabara chimes in that the revolver is strong only if he doesn’t have bad aim.
The developer gets everyone's attention for the first match of the tournament. Everyone walks up close to watch the battles. Ravio starts off by taking out a large sword with blue inscriptions on it and swings it on Pandasum for 5 attacks. Pandasum whacks Ravio with her giant pan, causing a giant pan smacking sound with each hit. Ravio takes out a chainsaw with bright blue blades to cut her up. Pandama takes out a large yellow ball that gives her yellow aura that spins around her. She runs up to Ravio and smacks him with her pan even faster than before. Ravio takes out a wooden axe with bones as it’s blade while Vee’s hat keeps on smaking Sora’s face. Ravio cleaves through Pandasum with the axe. Pandasum wails on Ravio with her pan as she takes long windups this time. Ravio gets up close and defeats her by kissing her forehead, which faints her.
Sora wonders if he has really bad breath since she fainted when Ravio got close. The developer announces how the next fight is with Revolver and Rick Sanchez. Before he enters the battle, Revolver asks Sora if he can inspect his weapon. Sora yells at him to not inspect little boys weapons as Revolver tells him that that’s why they call him Revolver. Everyone questions if they should call the cops on Revolver as he threatens Sora once more before entering the battle. Altreya tells Sora that Revolver is just a mid leveled pvper and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
The party now cheers for Rick as Revolver goes in to attack up close with his spinning gun before shooting him in the chest. Rick goes in to how him his fists of fury as Vee’s hands die, stopping the music. Sora and a few other starts to hum the battle music before Vee fixes it. Revolver resumes the battle by rubbing his gun before shooting at Rick. Rick takes out his own gun to whack him with it instead of shooting him. Revolver uses his special move, shooting Rick right after he spins his revolver to surprise him. Rick decides to shoot at Revolver with his raygun now to see how many laser he can takes. Revolver states how he is pretty good since he has the same code as “the Boss.” Suddenly, Revolver’s hand breaks and he falls down, losing the battle. Rick yells at Revolver to not shove his friends anymore. Revolver states that he will come back with two revolvers.
As everyone celebrates the victory, Rick starts to give high fives to everyone except for Lost, who seems to be frozen, and Ruby since he doesn’t know her. The developer now states how there’s a few contestants who are preparing. Luckily, the contestants arrive soon. Now that everyone is here, he lists out the next participants “Magus and Sora” for battle. Magus is an elf with a red cloak, long white hair, a halberd as a weapon, and most importantly, an edgy voice. Everyone roots for Sora with Mao yelling “Go get him lady killer!”
Magus goes first due to order of registration. Magus immediately wails at Sora with his halberd. Sora, angry that he didn’t get his normal dialogue, returns the favor by rapidly slicing with his wind blade. Magus continues to attack him with his halberd as Sora slices him before clumsily using his Cyclone and slashes once more. Magus attacks with his halberd four times before he summons purple beams in the air that are aimed directly for Sora. Mao yells at Sora that the ladies are not impress. The party makes fun of Sora for a little bit before they realize that they are supposed to be cheering for him. Sora attacks Magus twice before going in again after he is reminded that he has more attacks. Magus goes all out by attacking him with his halberd three times shooting him with the purple beams twice. Vee plays the club music again to give Sora encouragement as Mao tells him that she will pat his head if he wins. Sora relentlessly slices Magus before he uses his cyclone. Magus concedes due to the amount of pain that Sora gave him.
Sora is sad for not having cool attacks as the Vee orders the girls to pretend to be impress. Altreya gets really close to Sora and congratulates Sora. In the background, Sora’s friends pretend to be impressed girls as Vee yells in a high pitched voice “Sora is so hot I want to swallow his s*men.” Everyone questions Vee but Sora ignores everyone. Sora asks if the symbols carved on Altreya hurts, but she states that it’s merely all avatar cosmetics. Mao gives Sora the head pat that she promises. While Kuwabara gets angry at Sora for calling him “Cowabunga,” Raury and Altreya head into battle. Raury is a fairly small girl that wears a gothic dress and wields a giant black and red axe.
Raury starts off by relentlessly attacking Altreya with her axe, causing the ground beneath her to shatter. Altreya returns the favor a barrage of attacks with her scythe. The two ladies continues to wail each other with their large weapons as Lost says that he just likes to see two ladies fight and Sora and Vee sing to the club music. Raury slowly puts her axe behind Altreya’s head and hits a critical. Everyone roots for Altreya before she rapidly spins her scythe to create a windmill and defeats Raury with a single slash.
Altreya gets close to Sora again after the battle and thanks him. Charles starts to talk to Altreya but Vee instantly cuts him off. Vee eggs Altreya on about kissing Sora and she does it while Vee says “You’re welcome everybody btw.” Kuwabara questions Sora’s age but Vee assures him that Sora is legal. Vee yells “Well, I guess everybody else has to figure out what happens next on disc 13! Disc 13! See you in 2 days! D*ck 13!”
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