Epic Rap Battle Parodies 23

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The 23rd installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It is a Creepypasta Royale, starring faceless stalker, Slenderman, the teenage murderer Jeff the Killer, proxies Masky and Hoody, cannibal Eyeless Jack, demon image Smile Dog, dangerous experiment SCP-173, gaming pasta BEN, PokePasta MissingNO, and master of corruption Zalgo. It was uploaded August 27th, 2013.
==Cast==
Justin Buckner as Slenderman (Audio), Jack the Ripper, SCP-173 (Actor), and MissingNO (Actor)
Dakota Wilson as Slenderman (Actor), and BEN
RLYoshi as Jeff the Killer and MissingNO (Audio)
Nathan Provost as Hoody and Macklemore
Froggy as Masky
Hunter Tolliver as Eyeless Jack, Mac Miller, and Steve Burns
Zander Kanack as Smile Dog and Murder Victim
Kyenza as SCP-173 (Audio)
Cameron Greely as Zalgo and Eyedea
Zach Maloney as Mental Patient
Matthew Thomas as Dampe
Garrett Toler as Eminem
Joesph Greenwell as Harry Potter
Felix KjellbergPewDiePie as Himself
==Lyrics==
<Rap Meanings
===Slenderman:===
Prepare for the Arrival of the faceless King of Horror!
I'll knock you harder then when you fell on the bathroom floor!
You're just a prepubescent child who has no meaning of fright!
I scare all those who happen to spot me in the night,
Nothing can match my length, I spit diminishing and dark,
I've got swarms of arms coming at you, prepared to leave a mark!
Emo hair and white hoodie? No class to be found!
Were your talents scarred as well? Because your rhymes are profound!
===Jeff the Killer:===
You're a pedophile, chasing little kids through town,
Legend says you kill, but I'M the best Killer around!
What's with the tentacles? HA! Like a living Hentai,
A photobomb who's only popularity comes from PewDiePie!
You're known from a fake document, just look at Marble Hornets!
Driving people crazy, no wonder you've never had a duet,
You may be called a "Man" but I'm more "Killer" then you,
As for your face, I'll bleach it, ignite it, give it a redo!
===Slenderman:===
They call me Slenderman 'cause I get all the bitches!
See, I'm a man, you're a kid who can't write any disses!
You're a rip-off of Dahmer, and HE'S more effective!
You're ass got burned, bitch, you're lyrically defective!
How the hell are you considered scary? You're balls haven't dropped!
And the most action you ever had was at a Bus Stop!
I don't need to try against you, you'd never last in my maze,
You must be getting Claustrophobic, now taste my static haze!
===Jeff the Killer:===
I can see right through you, you're not scary at all,
You may be Slender, but I'm the one standing tall!
I'll choke you with your black tie, no lie,
And beat your faceless ass, until you finally die,
HAHAHA, you won't put up a fight!
I'll make you eat Hospice, come at me, and I'll rip right,
Off your Slender-dick! Don't give me your crap bitch, you're done, old news,
How sad! They made the Teletubbies scarier than you!
===Hoody and Masky:===
(Hoody in italics Maskie in Bold)
Now hold on a second.....
It's Hoody and Maskie, we bring horror you won't believe!
Ain't no cameras here, so that means you better leave!
We'll rip up your pages, then leave you in flames,
You both have no family, now it's your turn to get maimed!
You've got long arms, and you've got no eyelids,
And both of you freaks always go after kids!
What a lame excuse, no eyes, but can still see,
That we'll kill you along with your whole family!
===Eyeless Jack:===
HAHAHA!
It's Eyeless Jack here! So get ready for your doom!
You know your death is ready when I sneak into your room!
Rip out your liver, you won't be needing this in your grave!
Walking around the woods at night, and you think you're so brave,
Slenderman, you don't scare me, Jeff you're just a bitch!
I'll make Hoody and Masky my death slaves like my buddy Mitch!
I'm the Creepypasta King, you feel a loss to the Boss,
I don't even need eyes to see that you've lost! ha!
===Smile Dog:===
Spread the word! You bitches lost to this number one dog,
You pussies are only scary because you hide in the fog!
Meanwhile, I'll restyle you hostile pedophiles to jump miles!
Get ready, 'cause you assholes are going to see one hell of a SMILE!
*Growls and tranforms
I can't understand how you pussies are considered Horror!
A twig, a child, pathetic twins, and a sightless explorer?
You can't beat me, I'm more badass then all of you combined,
All five of you can never handle this demonic canine!
===SCP Intercom:===
SCP-173 has escaped! We're putting the foundation on lockdo-*Crunch*
===SCP-173:===
*Distant Laughing
You D-Class losers, wipe away that smile,
I'm SCP-173, animate and hostile!
I'm a class Keter threat, you're all Euclid at best!
Special Victory Procedures: beating you all to death!
No use Containing or Protecting your in-Securites,
Blink once and you're dead, like an Angel that Weeps!
Neck snap, get back! I'm having too much fun!
Soon as I'm in the arena, you'll all be "DATA EXPUNGED!"
===BEN:===
You shouldn't have done that.... time to give you a frown,
I'm back for good bitches, and this time I won't Drown!
I go by the name of BEN, I'm everyone's thriller!
I've come to this battle to destroy pathetic excuses of killers,
You all will suffer, and I'll make sure the media will see!
I'll record all your deaths, upload it as a .WMV!
Half of you are just pussies who can't handle a face revealing,
Now let me conclude this battle with the Song of Unhealing!
===MissingNO:===
Back from the island! It's MissingNO here to fight!
I'm the bitchin' glitchin' witch who'll show you all TRUE FRIGHT!
I'll crush YOU prisoner, 128 TIMES!
And Smile, i'll crush your floppy disk with my glitching rhymes!
Hoody, Masky, and Slendy? I can't make your stories worse!
And Jack and Jeff? HA! Sounds like a Mother Goose verse!
You all need to watch out, for when M truely arrives!
You'll be destroyed like Marohawk as I corrupt your LIVES!
===Zalgo:===
BWHAHAHA!
ENOUGH with your petty rhymes, it's time for you all to suffer!
My presence is so purely evil, the THOUGHT of my rhymes make you shudder!
You're always hiding in your forrest so nobody can see you cry,
And you, I'll spit bleach at and burn your insides!
Hoody and Masky? You two are just assholes,
Dressing up like little faggots as I steal your souls!
And Jacky boy, I think it's time for you to SEE,
That nobody gives a shit about your crappy story!
Smile Dog, you're a puppy! I'm the mad dog of madness!
You bring up suicidal thoughts, but I'll bring YOU to sadness!
And SCP? Nobody knows what you are,
Some failed experiment covered in feces and scars!
BEN, YOU shouldn't have done that! I'll diss you to death,
You're a statue of Link who won't take another breath!
Hell No, MissingNO! You're just a little bitch,
Call yourself the master of corruption, but you're nothing but a glitch!
Nine lives taken at my demonic laughter,
You'e in MY realm bow down to ZALGO, YOUR MASTER!
==Trivia==
*This is the second time (or 3rd or 4th for that matter) where they brought back previous characters. However, this is the first time they both face a new opponent.
*MissingNO is the only rapper here who isn't really a Creepypasta. Though his popularity has grown and fans have wrote Creepypastas about this mysterious glitch.
*This is the first time for BEN to rap after appearing in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 7.
*Smile Dog was originally played by Justin Buckner and his dog would play the video for him. Then it was decided that it was going to be a picture of Smile Dog with just audio. Then they decided that they Zander would play the role of him.
*This is the first time where someone played more than 1 character, who also competed against each other  (RLYoshi, Dakota Wilson and Justin Buckner)
*Almost every rapper from the previous royale (Epic Rap Battle Parodies 14) and Jack the Ripper makes a small cameo. Though everybody gets killed.
**Tupac is killed by Slenderman
**Macklemore, Eminem, Eyedea and Mac Miller get killed by SCP-173
**Jack the Ripper gets hit by a bus. Ironically in Jeff's background, his previous opponent.
*In the end of the video, you can hear the creepy sounds from the creepyasta Suicidemouse.avi, hinting to the next creepypasta royale.
<poll>
 Who Won?
Slenderman
Jeff the Killer
Masky and Hoody
Eyeless Jack
Smile Dog
SCP-173
BEN
MissingNO
Zalgo
</poll>
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