Into the Future/OPED

Into the Future Opening (EN)
Into the Future Ending (EN)
It is the future…1st April, 29XXOn that day, Aliens came to this planet.
But, hey, what's this?Was it just bad timing?The people of Earth brushedthe visitors off like weirdos.
Their revenge on the humans whoignored them took many forms:
Sinking Japan… Psychic activity…Mind-control implants… Floating cities…Reality television… Unspeakable probing…
Sure, some guys weren't too happy.But lets not worry about that.
Oh yeah, by the way:I've been an alien from space all along.
The changes we made to earthcreatures are the symbol of our rule.Lately, you see guys on the streetwith THAT growing from their head.
Earth has no words toexplain what THAT is.
You'd definitely die of embarassmentif you tried to even describe THAT.
A real gentleman would never daremention THAT in public.
NEVER.
That's how awfully shocking THAT is.
Anyhow, I've got 8 of THATgrowing on my head.
We had just about invadedevery country in the world, but then…some really troublesome guysappeared without warning.
Their name is… Cat Army.
We heard they'd conquered the past…and now they came to invade our future.I mean, they didn't even look tired…
There's just one thing Iwant to say to the Cat Army:
♪Aliens aren't sobad after all ♪
Well, it is true that we sunk Japan…
Well, lets not waste any more time.On to the greatest showdown:ALIEN vs CAT
And so…the Alien empire fell beforethe power of the Cat Army.
A new world has emerged:of the Cats, by the Cats, for the Cats!This life will surely become evenmore punishing and cruel! Aaagh!
Well, that's what I thought.
But…In the end, nothing really changed.
Well, if I have to say something.Cats star in a lot moreTV dramas these days.
That's pretty much it.
Now we have lots of cute"big sister" characters on TV.Aliens became less trendyso we don't get parts anymore.
Hey, do you remember THAT?Well, pushing and pulling on THATis the new comedy boom.
Oh, one more thing.
I just got back from drinkingwith the Cats…
They were a little tipsy, but theyseemed very interested in our planet.
I was cornered for over an hour…They kept asking things like:"Is there Cat Food over there?"
They were so persistentI finally just said, "Yeah, sure!"
Suddenly their eyes weregleaming with childlike joy.
I hear they're building a rocket now.
Do you think…? No, there's no way…
Anyhow…Congratulations to The Battle Cats!
Thank You Battle Cats!
Onward into an endless universe!!!