I Am So Happy to Finally Have My Own Green Lizard!

I always wanted to have a pet, but I never had one... But this 
morning I found a little green lizard in my backyard, I do not now how it ended up there, but I am very happy to finally have my own green lizard!
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Here are some flies, green lizard, I hope you will like them, enjoy your meal.
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You are incredibly hungry, green lizard, have you already eaten all of the stink bugs? I thought you would not even touched them. Sure you eat everything.
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A bunch of crickets for you, green lizard. Smaller insects are not enough for you anymore. Did you already eaten all of them? Sure that who goes in your terrarium never goes out of it, isn't it? Everything except for my hand, of course.
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How quickly you grew up, green lizard. You are almost too big for your terrarium!
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No, ma'am, I do not know where your dog went, last time I have seen him, he was playing with my green lizard, in my garden. I do not know where he went, after.
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Do you know, green lizard, that our neighbor has lost her dog? I am sorry for her, I hope she will find him soon---green lizard, where did you get that collar and that tag?
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We had a good time today, at the zoo, hadn't we, green lizard? The only odd thing that I do not understand is why every animal crawled away from us in the fartest part of its cage, everytime we would get near it.
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I like to caress your head, green lizard... You even pretend to bite me, with your cute little mouth? But is it normal that green lizards have all these sharp, sawthooted fangs?
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I have no idea of what happened, officer. I left my green lizard in my backyard and went to bed, I did not hear nothing unusual and I have no clue how that man could end up dead in my garden. Yes, I, too, am baffled by the fact that my green lizard can stand on two legs and run fast, he must be of a different species.
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What was that noise? I was sleeping so well... Maybe the thieves have returned?!? My green lizard could be in danger! I will go check that out.
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Green lizard, how did you manage to go out in the garden? I locked you up inside... Who destroyed the front door? And who killed those three men? What are you eating? Strange, it never happened to me to have to raise my head in order to talk to you, green lizard... Why are you staring at me that way, green lizard? What are you doing? I am definitely not a fly. WHAT A---
SLUUURRRP!
Category:A Bump in the Night
Category:Alone Characters
Category:Animals
Category:Dinosaurs
Category:Reptilians