The Sludge

Welcome reader! Rejoice! For you have stumbled across the most gelatinous of knowledge. Pray with me! Grasp my hand, and let us give our thanks to the Sludge!
Oh moist lord, please save my soul, I've ingested your slime, I grant you control.
Your wisdom is pure, your methods are kind, your children see you and smell your sign.
Our chemical master through time and space. Hallowed be thy name, and sure be thy place.
We will not fall to the dry, cracked, or dead. We will stay by your side, free of ruin or dread.
In the name of what is wet, Amen. 
In the name of what is life-giving. Amen.
In the name of the great green grime, Amen,
In our eternal gratitude, we partake of your flesh so you may live inside us,
In blessed union we eat, that we in turn, cradle you,
These bodies we grant - warm and wet - so we may approach your likeness,
And this mind we give - porous and pulsing - to approach your holy perfection,
In your name we dine. Alhamdulillah.
Wow, what a magical experience. I loved the voice you lent my words. I think I'll make that my new one from this day forward.
Thanks friend! I'll be seeing you around. And remember: the goo is here for you :)
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