Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 27

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The 27th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features French astrologer, Nostradamus, against Chinese philosopher, Confucius. Father of psychoanalysis, Sigmund Freud, raps as third party. it was released June 30th, 2013.
==Cast:==
Ivo Hora as Nostradamus
Salvatore Mancha as Confucius
Jacob S. as Sigmund Freud
==Lyrics:==
===Nostradamus:===
This old Chinese whore doesn't know what's in store,
I've read your crap, and I just can't take it anymore!
I'll tear, rip, and burn up all five of your classics!
Then perform a Seventh Act and kick you back to the Jurassic!
You won't end up as a winner, you'll end up back in your grave!
If you only know how to tell little kids how to behave!
But you're going to try and prove that you're the better player,
Excuse me while I empty my mind, heart, and soul of all care!
===Confucius:===
You don't know why I'm better, so Confucius say I show you why,
You're winning? Like frogs falling down from the sky,
I'm from the Land of The Rising Sun, I'll defeat you like Chu,
So gaisi de shishi, they even call me Kung Fu!
At least you admit you're not really a prophet,
You're on a road straight to hell, no way to get off it!
You need courage, your people tend to usually run away,
Winter Solstice 2012 mark, the end of your dignity!
===Nostradamus:===
Oh please, I did not predict that shit, can't you see?
Stop worshipping your ancestors and start worshipping me!
I'm clearly the superior man, you fat slob,
Sorry, professional thinker doesn't count as a job!
===Confucius:===
When I rap verbal Malaria, all falls ill!
The only plague you need to treat is your rapping skills!
You say you're gonna win, but I don't know how,
For I predict the end of your world to be about right now!
===Sigmund Freud:===
Not so fast, losers, prepare to get smoked,
I don't just make up insults, I actually study jokes!
I'm the father of psychology, and hearing your monotony,
Makes me want to take an axe and give you a lobotomy!
You're not a talented seer, and you're not the Minister of Masses,
If anatomy is destiny, I'm destined to crush your asses!
Thinking you're better than me is a gigantic mistake,
Now that you're under my trance, awake, awake.
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Who Won?
Nostradamus
Confucius
Sigmund Freud
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