Fartin' Phil

This is a Mattel toy from 2007-2010; it is a 10" plush doll of Philly Phil that, when squeezed, triggers farting noises and comical phrases.
== His Farting Noises and Comical Phrases ==
# ("Holstein" fart) Note to self: lay off the lactose!
# ("Tight squeezer" fart) That just squeaked out of my jumpsuit!
# ("Motorbike" fart) Wind's in my hair and gas is in the air!
# ("Motorcycle" fart) That's what I call a really radical rumbler!
# ("Bull moo" fart) So beefy!
# ("Thunder roller" fart) I'm bringing on butt thunder everywhere that I go!
# ("Bass drum pounder" fart) That was impressive!