Sausage Priest

== Appearance ==
The Sausage Priest is a mild red British hot dog with honey-toned buns. He has a monocle, cufflinks, a mustache, and a top hat.
== Biography ==
The Sausage Priest is a friendly hot dog who doesn't mind making a pun or two in the face of imminent danger.
=== Early Life ===
When the Sausage Priest turned eight, he, like all other hot dogs, was told the Hot Dog Prophecy, telling the story of the hot dog who would partake in and survive a crab joust and then fall into a volcano and become the G.U.P. (Gauntlet of Ultimate Power).
Much else of his childhood is unknown.
=== Adulthood ===
The Sausage Priest married Rebecca and Dan in 1985.
Later, he was invited to Maizey and Gebra's wedding. However, the wedding was interrupted by Pam and Baby Brandon (possessing the Raccoon), who revealed that most of the Wedding Guests were her own witch holograms, and that in fact the entire venue was a hologram, and that they were standing on a rickety bridge above a volcano. However, Maizey, interrupting Pam's speech, convinced the Sausage Priest to marry her and Gebra, even though they were both aware they were holograms. Maizey also got the Risky Fixin's to play a song, "Relish Life". The Sausage Priest was later killed by Baby Brandon when he launched all of the Wedding Guests into the lava. Only Maizey, Gene, and Mike Soup survived.
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