偽喰のレストラン (Nisekui no Restaurant)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
よく煮詰めた甘い果実に 	yoku nitsumeta amai kajitsu ni 	Let’s plop a bit of hypocrisy
少しの偽善をぽとり 	sukoshi no gizen o potori 	Into sweet fruits that have been boiled down nicely.
切り刻んだ塊 	kirikizanda katamari 	The mass has been minced up.
夜が明ける頃まで蓋をして 	yo ga akeru koro made futa o shite 	Until the time when dawn comes, put a lid on it.
 	 	
いつもよりも濃い下味は 	itsumo yori mo koi shita aji wa 	Even if it’s more than usual, some strong seasoning
冷めても美味しいように 	samete mo oishii you ni 	Will make it delicious even when it cools down.
隠し味は嘲り 	kakushi aji wa azakeri 	The secret ingredient is scorn.
誰も真似できない秘密のレシピ 	dare mo mane dekinai himitsu no reshipi 	It’s a secret recipe that no one can imitate.
 	 	
ようこそお客様 	youkoso okyakusama 	Welcome, valued customer!
言い残したことは無いですか 	iinokoshita koto wa nai desu ka 	There’s nothing you neglected to mention?
叫んでも嫌がっても 	sakende mo iyagatte mo 	Scream all you like, hate it all you like;
今更逃げられはしない 	imasara nigerare wa shinai 	By now, this place won’t be escaped from.
 	 	
バラバラっと壊れる 	barabara tto kowareru 	Chopped into pieces, it breaks.
さあどうぞ辛いのがお好きな筈でしょ？ 	saa douzo karai no ga osuki na hazu desho? 	Do take a seat. Spicy food must be your favorite, am I right?
流し込む終わりなく 	nagashikomu owarinaku 	There’s no end to the pouring.
特別なあなたへのメニュー 	tokubetsu na anata e no menyuu 	Here, a menu for you, for being so special.
 	 	
欲を掻いた苦いエキスに 	yoku o kaita nigai ekisu ni 	Let’s trickle some chilly virtue
冷たい美徳をたらり 	tsumetai bitoku o tarari 	Into a bitter extract that I’ve been coveting.
見えないまま重なり 	mienai mama kasanari 	Piling it up while it’s still invisible,
夜が明ける頃にはあと少し 	yo ga akeru koro ni wa ato sukoshi 	It’s just a little after the time when dawn came.
 	 	
君の吐いた恨みつらみや 	kimi no haita uramitsurami ya 	One by one, I'm assembling things like
誰かを詰る言葉を 	dareka o najiru kotoba o 	The pent-up resentment that you spat out
一つ一つ集めて 	hitotsu hitotsu atsumete 	And your words harping on someone,
サッとかき混ぜればもう出来上がり 	satto kakimazereba mou dekiagari 	And when you stir quickly, it’s already completed.
 	 	
ようこそお客様 	youkoso okyakusama 	Welcome, valued customer!
僕はこの世界の審判者 	boku wa kono sekai no shinpansha 	I’m the one putting this world on trial.
拒んでも痛がっても 	kobande mo itagatte mo 	Refuse all you like, complain of pain all you like;
どこへも逃げられはしない 	doko e mo nigerare wa shinai 	It doesn’t matter to where, this place won’t be escaped from.
 	 	
ドロドロっと零れる 	dorodoro tto koboreru 	Like syrup, it spills out.
ほらどうぞ辛いほど素敵な味でしょ？ 	hora douzo tsurai hodo suteki na aji desho?	Look, take a seat. The taste is so wonderful it’s painful, am I right?
震え出す足先と 	furuedasu ashisaki to 	When your whole feet begin to tremble,
残酷なあなたへのメニュー 	zankoku na anata e no menyuu 	Here, a menu for you, for being so cruel.
 	 	
ようこそお客様 	youkoso okyakusama 	Welcome, valued customer!
言い残したことは無いですか 	iinokoshita koto wa nai desu ka 	There’s nothing you neglected to mention?
叫んでも嫌がっても 	sakende mo iyagatte mo 	Scream all you like, hate it all you like;
今更逃げられはしない 	imasara nigerare wa shinai 	By now, this place won’t be escaped from.
 	 	
ガラガラっと崩れる 	garagara tto kuzureru 	With a clatter, it falls apart.
さあどうぞ辛いのがお好きな筈でしょ？ 	saa douzo karai no ga osuki na hazu desho? 	Do take a seat. Spicy food must be your favorite, am I right?
流し込む終わりなく 	nagashikomu owarinaku 	There’s no end to the pouring.
特別なあなたへのメニュー 	tokubetsu na anata e no menyuu 	Here, a menu for you, for being so special.
==External Links==
*piapro - Off-vocal
*piapro - Lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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