Dirty Mist

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Dirty Mist," where DJ Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining smoke and water music. Dillon interviews a cloud of smog, learns about pollution, and talks to an overseas caller. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show handing off responsibilities, with this week being Dillon's week to host. They start arguing almost immediately, and Matt doesn't even bother handing Dillon the studio keys. He also lets Dillon know that he booked a guest before leaving.
Dillon starts to host the show when said guest arrives. Mark Hazel introduces himself as a loving husband and proud father of two, but most people likely know him as the New York City smog that has recently descended throughout the region. Mark explains that he is 1,000 years old and from Canada, and after Matt asked him to be on the show, he decided to take a quick trip to NYC and Philadelphia to see Annie Get Your Hoagie, a popular play in Philadelphia. Dillon claims that he can read Arabic and Cantonese.
Mark is upset about how the media has portrayed his presence, but he's happy to be visiting a state that cares less about pollution. He also notes that KOOP's lack of proper air filtration is helpful to him. His wife is Gloria Hazel and is general smog in Quebec. One of his daughters, Witch Hazel, is getting her post-grad degree in humanities. Mark goes to a therapist, who is the CA wildfires.
They get a call from Raleigh, who is an Icelandic smog and further explains OnlyFogs, the online forum for smogs to chat. Both Raleigh and Mark are skeptical of AQI. Dillon is curious where Mark was on January 6, but Mark assures him that he doesn't exist in January.
They can't agree on whether the genres complement or contradict.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Mark Hazel
Raleigh
Dust Storm Dan
Hurricane Haley
==Featured Music==
Bread and Butter - "Cool in the Water"
Smog - "Vessel in Vain"
TLC - "Waterfalls"
Kode9 - "Black Smoke"
Lizzo - "Water Me"