The Ballze Battle (war)

The Ballze Battle, which will be referred to as “Ballze War,” was a war fought during some time around 19██, and somehow a lesson why you shouldn’t try to buy Obsercorp.
== Cause ==
During 195█, Espacio Lol attempted to buy Obsercorp from The Observer. He offered nearly 5.21 killion pieces of the most valuable ores his enslaved espacios found, but The Observer rejected this. Lol was frustrated at this, and threatened to kill Observer, but simply was attacked, both Observer decided that he shouldn’t waste his time, and dematerialized somewhere else. Espacio Lol had a short temper though, and decided to plan an ambush on Obsercorp for The Observer making that choice.
== Armies ==
These are most of the armies that fought during the war.
=== Obsercorp Military Co. ===
The Obsercorp Military Co, or simply referred to as “The Left Hand,” by espacios is the army owned by Obsercorp, and one of the two main armies that fought during the Ballze War. Their units consisted entirely of espacio subspecies, most of them being obserling variants. The army’s method of attack usually were planned strategies and brutal lasers. Throughout the war, the army has lost ¼ of itself, ⅓ of that ¼ were slain, and the other ⅔ separated into their own, individual groups.
==== Rule Breaker Rising ====
Rule Breaker Rising, or just RBR, is a sub-group of The Left Hand. They are a group of rebel espacios that support none of the two armies, and attempt to foil both Lolcorp and The Left Hand’s plans. They were soon obliterated some time after the Ballze War ended.
=== Lolcorp ===
Lolcorp, or “The Right Hand,” as many espacios calls it, is the other main army that fought throughout the Ballze War. Their units consisted of enslaved espacios, espacios loyal to Espacio Lol, and ballze. Their methods of attack were usually fought before thinking, and actually strategized plans they had were very rare, most likely because Espacio Lol usually sits back and relaxes while his units fight instead of planning. They had an insane production of ballze, and were only known for that until the war happened.
==== BLOLG’S FINAL STAND ====
BLOLG’S FINAL STAND, or simply BFS for short, were a fraction of Lolcorp that survived after the war and part of Ghost Fluffy’s Magic Academy, and are responsible for keeping the war last for another 1.2 years. They were created when Ghost Fluffy made a deal with them that they(?) would help them kill the Observer if they paid them(?) with neon.
== Notable Events ==
These are some of the more notable events rather than just battling eachother to death.
=== RANDOM BASKETBALL EVENT ===
During a fight, Obsercorp was expecting for Observie to spawn, and help them in the battle. However, once Observie did spawn, the random basketball event begun, and Observie mutated into XXL basketobservie. Lolcorp used this and the basketballs to their advantage and nearly halved all of the Obsercorp fighters. Most that have survived suffer from PTSD or visions of basketballs haunting them up to this day.
=== Creation Of BLOLG’S FINAL STAND ===
After the war was thought to be over, a person known as Ghost Fluffy decided to make a deal with the remnants of Lolcorp. He would help them defeat The Observer in exchange for neon. Lolcorp accepted the deal, and Ghost Fluffy had a portion of his magic academy to assist Lolcorp, eventually creating BLOLG’S FINAL STAND. Everything that happens after the creation will be referred to as the second half of the war.
=== Beginning of the Rukebreaker’s Plight ===
During the second half of the war, some espacios were growing tired of fighting, and decided to split apart from Obsercorp. The group did not support any army except for themselves, and pulled off various attempts to sabotage each army.
=== The Invention of Flaming Rocket Ballze ===
Flaming ballze used to be seen of no use to Lolcorp, and were simply disposed. However, when one was not disposed and accidentally loaded into a ballze cannon, the Flaming Ballze were stronger than they thought. They decided to combine these with jets, so that they can home in on enemies. Nearly nothing could survive when these were used as ammo.
=== Skywar ===
During the second half of the war, espacios have figured out how to make technology that can withstand high pressure and used them on air-based vehicles (this is because the more altitude you have in the dataverse, the more pressure is forced into you). They were planning to strike BFS from the air, but unexpectedly, they were met with an entire fleet. The mobiles made of the same tech they used, mostly because BFS sent spies to Obsercorp and send Obsercorp’s studies to them. Included with the invention of Flaming Rocket Ballze, Obsercorp was in a dire situation. After seemingly three days of battle, one of the espacios, named █████ had sacrificed their life to plant a dark @@ bomb deep within the command ship, and destroyed everything in the sky battlefield.
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