Betrayal!

Betrayal! is the seventeenth episode of SBFW Quest. It aired April 14, 2019 and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(The episode starts with Bot at the head of a table with King Jasbre at the other end, Crazy to one side, and a few more Newfanonland inhabitants around)
Bot: Okay guys and girls, I think we should use my high tech shit for the knights.
Jasbre: Please show us your “high tech shit”.
(Bot pulls out a melon baller)
Bot: Now you may see this as just an ordinary melon baller, but I see it as a weapon of mass destruction.
Jasbre: No, it’s just a melon baller. 
Bot: OKAY FINE! 
Crazy: Yeah, okay. So like is our truce with FD still in place?
Jasbre: He hasn’t vandalized anything in legit months so I think we’re all good.
Bot: Maybe we can show him the melon baller. 
Jasbre: Just stop.
Bot: Whatever you want “your majesty”.
(Camera cuts to Image in a jail cell)
Image: Huh? Where am I?
(Nobody answers)
Image: Oh so I’m here by myself. Cool.
(Ingot walks in)
Ingot: I brought you some tacos.
Image: Where the hell did you get tacos from in this time period?
Ingot: I found em. Do you want to go another day without eating by composing or do you wnat food?
Image: I want food!
Ingot: Okay.
(Ingot tosses the tacos into the cell)
Ingot: Eat.
(Camera cuts to FD walking through trails)
FD: La la la la la la la la dee dum dee dum d-
(Ingot hops in front of FD)
FD: STAY BACK!
Ingot: FD, I come to make a deal. You vandalize some shit, and I’ll pay you all the money in this sack.
(Ingot holds up a huge sack of money)
FD: Okay, but how do I know I can trust you?
(Ingot takes off his mask but we can’t see his face)
Ingot: You just can. 
(FD nods his head and runs off with a spray paint can; meanwhile, Bot is sitting in a room with his melon baller when Dan walks in)
Bot: Oh hey Dan.
Dan: Sup Bot. So you want us to use these um melon ballers?
Bot: Yeah. Scoop your enemies eyes out!
Dan: Holy shit bro are you okay?
Bot: No. maybe you can use them for something else? Like medical stuff?
Dan: I guess we could try.
Bot: Yeah. 
(Camera cuts to FD vandalizing Purps’ house, causing Purps to run out)
Purps: FD WHAT THE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
FD: Sorry bro!
(FD runs away, and Purps walks over to Dan’s house)
Dan: Oh hey Purps.
Purps: FD just broke the truce and vandalized my house.
Dan: Oh. Well then. 
Purps: Yeah, we should probably stop him.
Dan: Well Bot was over, he said he has some melon ballers.
Purps: Melon ballers? What are we supposed to do with those?
Bot: SCOOP HIS DAMN EYES OUT.
Purps: Are you crazy?!
Dan: Yes.
Purps: Whatever get Crazy over here. Also, has anybody seen Image? like we should probably send a search party out.
(A few minutes later, Crazy shows up)
Crazy: FD broke the rules? 
Bot: Yeah, and he was doing so good.
Jasbre: Well people, let’s go enforce the damn law.
Purps: You got it!
(Purps, Dan, and Crazy FD vandalizing the main castle)
Crazy: FD! We don’t want to hurt you!
Dan: I do.
Crazy: FD! Purps and I don’t want to hurt you!
Purps: I do too actually.
Crazy: FD! I don’t want to hurt you!
FD: Okay, cool. It’s not like you can.
(FD casts a spell and freezes Crazy in place)
Dan: What did you do, you magician?!
FD: I simply froze all of his bodily functions for the next two minutes. 
Purps: Oh that um, please don’t hit me with that.
FD: Yeah, okay.
Dan: Why did you break the truce?
FD: Ingot was very convincing.
Purps: Ingot? You mean that maniac who kidnapped Image?!
FD: Wait I probably shouldn’t have said his name.
Dan: Well you’re going down!
FD: You fool! I’ve been practicing since the last time we dueled.
(FD makes a ball of water from the ground and whips it around Purps)
Purps: It’s just water.
FD: I can change that.
(FD snaps his fingers and turns the water into a laser)
Purps: Oh. Um, DAN HELP!
Dan: Okay!
FD: Well Dan, you seem to have your hands tied!
(Dan looks down and notices his arms crossed and tied)
Dan: I will beat the shit out o you with my legs!
(FD shoots Dan backwards using air particles)
FD: Seriously is that the best you guys have? 
(Crazy unfreezes)
Crazy: It’s been two minutes FD.
FD: And?
(FD freezes Crazy again, making all three heroes immobilized)
FD: And there is nothing you can do to stop me!
(Bot appears behind FD with the melon baller)
Bot: Sup FD.
FD: A melon baller? what a dangerous weapon!
(Bot punches FD in the face and holds the melon baller to his eyes)
Bot: Let my friends go now, and I won’t remove your eyes.
FD: Alright, fine. 
Dan: oh thank god.
(FD releases everyone)
FD: I shall return!
(He teleports away)
Purps: Thanks for the save Bot!
Dan: Yeah man, I think melon balling somebody’s eye out is a pretty good threat.
Bot: Yeah it is. Well I’m gonna go sleep. Bye.
(Meanwhile, FD returns to Ingot)
Ingot: So?
FD: Yeah they beat me.
Ingot: You’re a fool. Well I’ll just have to send somebody else in to take care of them.
FD: You never mentioned “taking care” of them.
Ingot: Yeah because I thought you would’ve wanted to do that. 
FD: Fine whatever I’m gonna go watch anime.
Ingot: I’m gonna bring in some more people to fight so that the writers have a convenient plot device to add in weekly villai- I mean to destroy Newfanonland! Ha! Ha! Haha!
FD: SHUT UP I’M WATCHING ANIME! GOD!
(Episode ends)
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