EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!:Lexie VS Rookie

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
LEXIE VERSUS ROOKIE!
BEGIN!
== Lexie's 1st Turn ==
"Alright, here's my problem with you, you joke".
"Your jokes suck and you smell worse then egg yolk".
"Your aura isn't anything we haven't seen".
"Any originality you may have, is beyond me".
"You wave you aura whips, and launch aura spikes".
"But when it comes to battling someone like me, they will not suffice".
== Rookie's 1st Turn ==
<Remains calm>
"I hear you like music". "So do I".
"So let me show you some of mine".
"I'm not an anarchist, but I don't mind some ruin".
"And I won't be the one that the crowd is booin".
"You sure have some balls for being a girl". "Reminding me of someone who's blue".
"However, a guy would hurl if he saw you". "And you know it's true".
== Lexie's 2nd Turn ==
<looks a bit pissed off>
"I ain't scared of your aura powers and that haircut".
"I'll even blast a sound ball into your nuts".
"You don't scare me at all you disappointing pansy".
"You can't even mark one of my handsies".
"And really Rookie, your aura's a thing of the past".
"And even your mist shield can't save you from this blast"!
<blasts a giant ball of sound at Rookie>
== Rookie's 2nd Turn ==
<Dodges the ball of sound>
"You've done it now, you 13 year-old bitch".
"I have the secret to your doom". "And I'm about to snitch".
<turns Angry>
"I have telekinesis that'll rattle your dojo apart".
"You can't outrun me even if you were on Mars"!
"I can rip your spine from your body and tear you a new one".
"And there won't be anything left of you after I'm done".
"I have aura cannons, 50,000 of them at least".
"And I'm about to cook your ass like some yeast".
<Blasts cannons at Lexie>
== Lexie's 3rd Turn ==
<Lexie creates a soundwave that destroys the aura cannons and their ammunition>
<Lexie enters dark form and smiles demonically>
<Lexie laughs evilly>
"If you thought you had any chance at all, you were mistaken".
"I'm a murderous monster now who'll kill for an acorn".
"You can take your cannons and stick them up your ass".
"I have no fear of an idiotic, overconfident pest".
"Your powers can't even come up to my single knee".
"And no matter what you do, you will never beat me"!
== Rookie's 3rd Turn ==
<enters Rage mode>
"Enough with these childish games, I've had enough".
"You may be 13, but you can still suck deez nuts"!
"I'm done with your smart-ass lip and all of your sass".
"I'll smack ya with my right hand and knock you flat on your ass".
"You can't even hope to beat me when I'm tired-to-the-bone weak".
"And to make it worse, this Hero's Destiny is at it's peak"!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WIKIA!
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