Family Guy: A Freakin' Sweet 4D Adventure (Johnsonverse)/Transcript

== Queue ==
=== Stewie's Broadcast ===
* (After some brief static, we cut to Stewie in his room, talking to the guests)
* Stewie: Greetings. I am Stewart Gilligan Griffin, and I'm broadcasting this message to tell you that I am the new ruler of the world! That's right, victory shall yet be mine! Huh, so this is what I used to be like...
* Brian (o/s): Stewie, bathtime!
* Stewie: Aw, I don't wanna, Brian! I'm in the middle of something! Now, my plans will be revealed once you come into the theater, where you will be forced to see how I will take over the world. (laughs evilly) Okay, you can shut that off now.
=== Quahog 5 News ===
* (The Quahog 5 News theme plays over the title card, cutting to the news personalities as the announcer says their names)
* Announcer: Live from Quahog, Rhode Island, this is Channel 5 Action News. With Tom Tucker, Joyce Kinney, and BlaccuWeather meteorologist, Ollie Williams.
* (Cut to Tom and Joyce behind the news desk)
* Tom: Good evening, everyone, I'm Tom Tucker.
* Joyce: And I'm Joyce Kinney.
* Tom: Tonight in the news, the Kool-Aid Man has been making surprise appearances all over town.
*(Cut to a courthouse scene)
*Judge Dignified Q. Blackman: This court finds you guilty of credit card fraud.
*Man: Oh no.
*Woman: Oh no.
*Son and Daughter: Oh no!
*(Cut to Kool-Aid Man bursting through a wall)
*Kool-Aid Man: Oh yeah!
=== Commercials ===
==== Al Harrington ====
* (The camera zooms in and out on an inflatable Chocodile tubeman)
* Al Harrington (o/s): Wacky waving inflatable Chocodile! Wacky waving inflatable Chocodile! Wacky waving inflatable Chocodile!
* (Cut to Al Harrington)
* Al Harrington: Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Warehouse and Emporium! Due to a botched licensing deal with our bosses, I'm currently overstocked with all wacky waving inflatable Chocodiles and I'm passing the savings onto YOU!
=== Cutaway Gags ===
=== Instructions ===
* Stewie: Before you enter my theater, I'd like to give you some instructions. (cut to Brian putting on 3D glasses) First, once you are seated, put on the special glasses you were given. This is so you won't end up blinded by any potential flashes. If you weren't given glasses, please contact our hosts at the front of the theater. (cut to Chris taking a photo of the show and texting) Secondly, no cameras or phones. Flash photography is especially forbidden. (cut to Peter eating potato chips) And third, no outside food or drinks on the premises. (cut back to Stewie, who aims his blaster as he says his line, before putting it back) Violate any of these rules and I will...uh...sheesh, am I really that out-of-practice? Ooh, I know! I'll go back in time and prevent you from being born! Okay, now, enjoy the show!
== Film ==
* (The film begins with a title card over a shot of the Griffin household. Once the title disappears, the camera zooms in through a window to reveal Stewie in his room with several robots.)
* Stewie: Ah, greetings, my subjects. I am Stewart Gilligan Griffin, but you can call me Stewie, for now at least. But in the event I take over the world, I order you to call me Emperor Griffin. Here are some robots intended to aid me in carrying out my plans for world domination. As you can see, they are a work-in-progress, but I'm doing some good work on them.
*(One robot activates after Stewie turns it on)
*Robot:
== Technical Difficulties ==
=== Delay ===
* Stewie: Is this thing on? Oh, ahem, due to unforeseen technical difficulties, there will be an extended delay of my evil plan. I apologize for the inconvenience and do hope to share my plan with you shortly. Thank you for your patience and understanding.
=== Evacuation ===
* Stewie: Ladies and gentlemen, unforeseen circumstances have prevented me from continuing with my adventure. I ask that you please follow the direction of our crew members to the nearest exit. I apologize for any inconvenience, and thank you for your cooperation.
== Theater Walk-Out ==
* Stewie: Thank you for going with me on my adventure! Please exit to your left, drop your special glasses at the bin by the exit, and enjoy the rest of your day at Johnson World! (beat) Okay now, it's over. See those doors? Get outta here. (beat) You can always come to our gift shop next to the building, buy some Family Guy plushies, or some season DVDs.
Category:Johnsonverse