FINDING WILLY

A HORRIFYING HELLO Kiddies.  I just was SLAYING some Golf.  I'm starting to get THE SWING OF IT Hee-Hee!  Join the CLUB and have SKELETONS OF FUN eh?  Tonight's HOLE IN ONE, is about some boys looking for a Friend.  
It was a morning in late July of 1960 when two boys were wandering in the downtown of a town called Farmington in Kansas.  "We have to go find Willy tonight Andy!" one boy told the other one.  "Yeah, we haven't seen him in two weeks man" Andy agreed.  "What do ya think hapened Dave?" Andy asked the other boy.  "I don't know man" Dave replied, turning a street-corner.  Later on that night, Dave knocked on a window of a house.  Andy came to the window from inside, seeing him.  A minute later, Andy snuck out of his house, hiking off with Dave.  "Hey, man, want a cigarette?" Dave asked Andy.  "Sure thanks" he answered, taking one from him and they each lit one and smoked.  
When the boys came to the edge of Farmington, Dave turned on his transistor radio.  On it, Chubby Checker sang "The Twist".  Five minutes later, Andy found a corpse in a wheat field.  Dave turned his radio off.  "IT'S WILLY HE'S DEAD!!!!" Andy screamed.  The corpse of Willy had pure-white skin and black-slime covered his lips and was around his dead-eyes.  The body was in a white baseball uniform and suddenly, it got up, being a zombie.  "Hi guys, Ben and Shawn did this to me!" the zombie of Willy said. Later, the boys followed the zombie back into town, finding two bullies on a street-corner.  The bullies were drinking bottles of Scotch.  Willy put his rotting-hand into one of their backs, killing them.  "BEN WHAT THE HECK?!?" the other bully screamed at the dead one.  "Hi Shawn" the zombie said to the other bully, peering at him, with his solid-white eyes, scratching his black hair.  Shawn screamed, as Willy chocked him to death, as Andy and Dave watched with widened-eyes. 
Shawn was so surprised by Willy, that he got ALL CHOKED UP ha-ha-ha-ha.  At least things turned out GHOUL and Andy and Dave found their FIEND.