How The Fritzies Would Probably Go

WORST WINNER
Nominees:
 Mr. Blasphemy (FireVivor: The Sahara)
 Denise Martin (Benvivor: ThatShittyOneWeWIllNeverSpeakOfAgain)
 Raye (Dravivor: Seychelles)
 Sirius (Firevivor: Season 1)
 Brad Chadwell (RedSurvivor II)
 Lynsey (Ovivor: Brazil)
Winner: Anyone who beat Fritz
BEST WINNER
 Mr. Blasphemy (FireVivor: The Sahara)
 Marianne (Redvivor: Hawaii)
 Luna (Ovivor: India)
 Candace (Dravivor: China)
 Myself (Ovivor: Turkey)
 Nekci Menij (Ovivor: Micronesia)
 Tyler Oakley (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Brenda Caramoan (Redvivor: Australia)
 Ingrid Petroyska (Nalyd's Survivor: IRC Holidays)
 Matt Petters (Epicvivor: Midway Island)
 Soo Hok (Ovivor: El Salvador)
 Dravivor654 (Dravivor: Lost Islands)
 Linwood Boomer (FireVivor: Blood vs. Water)
 Amanda (Ovivor: Vietnam)
Winner: Fritz
BEST FIRST BOOT
 Betsy (Redvivor: Hawaii)
 Maleficent (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 brICE (Dravivor: Congo)
 Diamond (FireVivor: Blood vs. Water)
 Yejide (Firevivor: Redemption Island)
 Jenna (CKsurvivor: Singapore)
Winner: Will Floorman (Fritz)
MOST ROBBED CHARACTER
 Miss Piggy (FireVivor: Brazil)
 Sundra Deeas-Tyn (Ovivor: Costa Rica)
 King Alfonso (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Midge (Redvivor: Australia)
 Phill Shapperds (Redvivor: Panama)
 Christine (Redvivor: China)
Winner: Fritz
BEST ROLEPLAY
 Ovivor: All-Stars
 Redvivor: Hawaii
 Epicvivor: Midway Island
 Firevivor: Blood vs Water
 Toadvivor: Michigan
 Dravivor: Tahiti
Winner: Fritzvivor: Wailand
WORST ROLEPLAY
 FireVivor: Namibia
 Dravivor: Seychelles
 Benvivor: ThatShittyOneWeWillNeverSpeakOfAgain
 Fanvivor: Trashy Strip Club
 Redvivor: Acre
Winner: Epicvivor: Heroes vs Villains (Fritz r.obbed g.od)
BEST ROLEPLAY SERIES
 Redvivor
 Dravivor
 Ovivor
 FireVivor
 Epicvivor
 Nalyd's Survivor
Winner: Fritzvivor
BEST ROLEPLAY HOST
 That Epic
 Reddude
 Owenandheatherfan
 Ben109
 Avery FireFlame
 1dra7
Winner: Fritz
BEST SCANDAL/MELTDOWN/#SURVIVORBREAKDOWN/CONTROVERSY
 Wondrasch and Jenna Darabond are the same person (Dravivor: All Stars)
 Luna breaks down because of Satan (Redvivor: Philippines)
 Lunch Lady Belinda spreading lies about Lauren having lice through the camp (FireVivor: Ecuador)
 The Turntkeys idol out Turid and Hope back to back (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Kass wins against Chef Bobby (FireVivor: Redemption Island)
 Marie turns on her alliance, blindsiding Isadora, and saving Cole (Redvivor: China)
Winner: Fritz not winning (how controversial)
FUNNIEST MOMENT
 Tanner Smith taking credit for Captain Freedom's blindside (Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Chippewa tribe coming to the challenge drunk because of Jessyka (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Dravery purchasing a sex tape at the auction (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Kristal Kox voting for Noah (FireVivor: North Pole)
 Cherry Poppins the stripper killing John Locke (Fanvivor: Trashy Strip Club)
 Sarah votes for Cole at every single Tribal Council she attends. (Redvivor: China)
Winner: Fritz's existence
BEST IDOL PLAY
 Nekci Menij plays the idol accidentally on Papa Rainbow and blindsides Billy Mays who in reality had betrayed her anyway (Ovivor: India)
 Captain Freedom idols Morpheus and is voted out by Judd's alliance (Ovivor: All Stars)
 Topaz blindsides herself by playing a fake idol (Ovivor: El Salvador)
 Staci idols out Gaybeeu with one vote (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 R0bot tricks his tribe into thinking he wants to be voted out, only to play an idol and get Miss Piggy eliminated with one vote (FireVivor: Brazil)
 Antasma plays his idol on Nekci, and votes for her as a throwaway, so only Nekci's vote counts... which was for Antasma himself. (Ovivor: Micronesia)
Winner: Fritz is his own iDol
BEST ELIMINATION DUE TO OTHER MEANS THAN BEING VOTED OUT
 Katelynn Zales loses in the firemaking challenge at the Final 4 (Dravivor: Morocco)
 Aaryn's default elimination (Dravivor: Congo)
 Nissim rides away on The Whale. (Ovivor: Brazil & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Søren dies (RedSurvivor II)
 Soo Hok quits after being sexually violated, humiliated, dehumanized, and totally spent by The Whale (Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Christine is rocked after deciding to go to rocks to save Cole (Redvivor: China)
Winner: Fritz never did that so undecided
BEST SHOWMANCE
 Turid & Alfonso (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Probst & Dawson (Epicvivor: Egypt)
 Aimee & Neb (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Cat & Rory (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Gaybeeu & Tyler (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Amanda & Big Massif (Ovivor: Vietnam)
 Tia & Zac (FireVivor: Season 1)
 Anne Maria & Braden (Fanvivor: Trashy Strip Club)
 Sabrina & Fritz (Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Brisbane Joney & Logan vs Cornelius (Survivor: IRC Island)
 Christine & Cole (Redvivor: China)
 Sha'Quishalaray & Ulrich (Survivor: IRC Desert)
Winner: Fritz and everyone to ever exist
BEST CONFLICT
 Rory vs. Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Kat vs. Ezekiel (Redvivor: Hawaii)
 Mikala vs. everyone (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Logan vs Cornelius (Survivor: IRC Island)
 Cole vs. Sarah (Redvivor: China)
 SG's Characters vs. ReddyProbst (Redvivor: Australia/Hawaii/China) 
 Tanner & Isabel (Ovivor: Costa Rica & All-Stars)
Winner: Fritz vs. all the fools who dare oppose him
BEST ROLEPLAY TWIST
 The entire premise of Reddy's Redos vs. Fire's Favorites.
 Sacred Idol (Redvivor)
 Radioactive Idol (FireVivor: Area 51)*
 Phony Immunity Idol (Ovivor: El Salvador)
 Pairs (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Tribal Inactivity Evacuations (Ovivor)
Winner: Fritz being in the cast (Epicvivor: Fans vs Favorites and Epicvivor: Heroes vs Villains)
MOST ORIGINAL CHALLENGE
 Sandbags (Created by Reddude)
 Fruit Ninja (Created by Reddude)
 5 Gifs Challenge (Created by Avery FireFlame)
 Color Wheel (Created by 1dra7)
 Ready or Not Here I Animals (Created by COKEMAN11)
 Musical Lapdance (Created by Fann Y. Fiction the 2010th)
Winner: Life itself (Created by Fritz)
BEST WTF MOMENT
 Will Floorman is revealed to be Fritz (Epicvivor: Japan')
 John Kenzington commits suicide and is then eaten by Maleficent after his unanimous elimination (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Cherry Poppins kills John Locke (Fanvivor: Trashy Strip Club)
 Katelynn Zales is revealed to be Jenna Darabond, who is later revealed to be the same person as Wondrasch (Dravivor: All Stars)
 Cole gets 25 votes overall, and somehow gets 5th (Redvivor: China)
 Mr. Blasphemy wins (Firevivor: The Sahara)
Winner: Fritz not winning any RP
MOST HEROIC CONTESTANT
 GOD (FireVivor: Redemption Island & FireVivor: Blood vs. Water)
 Rory (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Luna (Redvivor: Philippines)
 Optimus (Epicvivor: Midway Island)
 Jack (Redvivor: Hawaii)
 Bruno Somebody (FireVivor: Brazil)
Winner: Fritz
MOST VILLAINOUS CONTESTANT
 Aaryn Gries (Dravivor: Congo & Dravivor: All Stars)
 Myra Sartain (Redvivor: Australia & Reddy's Redos vs. Fire's Failures)
 Satan (Redvivor: Philippines)
 Gia (Redvivor: Panama)
 Tanner Smith (FireVivor: North Pole & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Orlando (FireVivor: Robot Pirate Island)
 Lunch Lady Belinda (FireVivor: Ecuador)
 Jenna Darabond (Dravivor: China and All-Stars)
 Logan (Survivor: IRC Island)
 Staci (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Sarah (Redvivor: China)
 Cole (Redvivor: China)
 Antasma (Ovivor: Fans vs. Favorites)
Winner: Fritz
BEST MALE CONTESTANT
 Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Judd Sergeant (Ovivor: Kyushu & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Rory (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Linwood Boomer (FireVivor: The Sahara, FireVivor: Cape Horn, FireVivor: Ecuador, & FireVivor: Blood vs. Water)
 Matt Petters (Epicvivor: Midway Island & Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites)
 Chandler (FireVivor: The Sahara & FireVivor: Blood vs. Water)
Winner: Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
BEST FEMALE CONTESTANT
 Luna Lovegood (Ovivor: India)
 Lividmanda (Ovivor: Kyushu & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Analapinquana (FireVivor: The Sahara)
 Myra Sartain (Redvivor: Australia & Reddy's Redos vs. Fire's Failures)
 Isabel de Souza (Ovivor: Costa Rica & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Soo Hok (Ovivor: El Salvador & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Marianne (Redvivor: Hawaii)
Winner: Fritzette (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
FUNNIEST CONTESTANT
 Sting (Epicvivor: Antarctica & Epicvivor Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 John Kenzington (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Matt Petters (Epicvivor: Midway Island & Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites)
 Benson (Epicvivor: Midway Island)
 Probst109 (Redvivor: China)
Winner: Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
BEST UTR/INV CONTESTANT
 Mary Sartain (Redvivor: Panama)
 Brenda Caramoan (Redvivor: Australia)
 Mr. Blasphemy (FireVivor: The Sahara)
 Hope Driskill (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Ric Nielsen (Redvivor: Panama & Reddy's Redos vs. Fire's Failures)
Winner: Fritz (every RP Fritz wasn't a contestant in but he was watching over it from his kingdom in heaven silently)
BEST FOREIGN CONTESTANT
 Marianne (Redvivor: Hawaii)
 Ingrid Petroyska (Nalyd's Survivor: IRC Holidays)
 Swedish Chef (CKSurvivor: Martinique)
 Valesca (Dravivor: Tahiti)
 Nissim Ourfali (Epicvivor: Egypt)
 Isabel de Sousa (Ovivor: Costa Rica & Ovivor: All-Stars)
 Robert Mustechio (Dravivor 4)
 Saison Marguerite (Redvivor: Panama)
 Big Massif (Ovivor: Vietnam)
Winner: Fritz (his great-great-great-great-grandfather was born in Canada)
BEST NON-COMPETITOR
 Josh Nichols (FireVivor: North Pole)
 Cherry Poppins & Ben Dover (Fanvivor: Trashy Strip Club)
Winner: Fritz (every RP Fritz wasn't a contestant in but he was watching over it from his kingdom in heaven silently)
MOST ACCURATE CELEBRITY PARODY
 Tyler Oakley (Toadvivor: Michigan)
 Russell Crowe (Toadvivor: Michigan)
Winner: Fritz (Kevvy counts as a celebrity right)
BEST NON-HUMAN CHARACTER
 Totoro (Epicvivor: The Cursed Islands)
 JoeTheTurnip (Dravivor: Morocco & Dravivor: All-Stars)
 Juanthecow (Ovivor: Vietnam)
Winner: Fritz (his great-great-great-great-grandfather also happened to be a raccoon)
BEST/MOST ACCURATE USER PARODY
 Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 EnTrey (CKSurvivor: Singapore)
Winner: Guess
BEST REALITY SHOW PARODY
 Phill Shapperds (Redvivor: Panama)
 Rachel Reilly (FireVivor: Japan, FireVivor: Blood vs. Water, & Ovivor: Brazil)
 Brenda Caramoan (Redvivor: Australia)
 CITCourtney (Dravivor: Lost Islands & Dravivor: All-Stars)
Winner: Fritz (TDIFF Chat counts as a reality show right)
MOST ACCURATE OTHER PARODY
 Nekci Menij (Ovivor: India) (Necki version: 1dra7)
 Saison Marguerite (Redvivor: Panama)
 Jenna Darabond (Dravivor: China & All-Stars)
 Lunch Lady Belinda (FireVivor: Ecuador)
 Brittnay Matthews (Ovivor: Turkey)
 Jackie Burkhart (Firevivor: Brazil)
Winner: Fritz
BEST PARODY
 Fritz (Epicvivor: Midway Island, Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites, & Epicvivor: Heroes vs. Villains)
 Phill Shapperds (Redvivor: Panama)
 Brittnay Matthews (Ovivor: Turkey & Fans vs. Favorites)
 Bruno Somebody (Firevivor: Brazil)
 Marina (Ovivor: India & Fans vs. Favorites)
 Tyler Oakley (Toadvivor: Michigan)
Winner: Do I even have to say it?
BEST DRAVIVOR SEASON
 Dravivor: All Stars
 Dravivor: Morocco
 Dravivor: Tahiti
 Dravivor: China
Winner: None, because Fritz was never in Dravivor
BEST DRAVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Dravery (Tahiti)
 Aaryn Gries (Congo & All-Stars)
 Dravivor654 (The Lost Islands & All-Stars)
 Jenna Darabond (China & All-Stars)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST TOADVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Staci (Michigan)
 Gaybeeu LaVodka (Michigan)
 Aimee (Michigan)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST FANVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Anne Maria (Trashy Strip Club)
 Arthur (Trashy Strip Club)
 Tammy (Trashy Strip Club)
 Johnson (Trashy Strip Club)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST CKSURVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Lil B (Singapore)
 Curlos (Singapore)
 Colleen (Martinique)
 Swedish Chef (Martinique)
 Jenna (Singapore)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST NALYD'S SURVIVOR SEASON
 Nalyd's Survivor: IRC Island)
Winner: None, because Fritz was never in Nalyd's Survivor
BEST NALYD'S SURVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Logan (IRC Island, IRC Holidays)
 Wolfgang (IRC Island)
 Fire (IRC Island)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST REDVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Myra Sartain (Australia & Reddy's Redos vs. Fire's Failures)
 Mary Sartain (Panama)
 Marianne (Hawaii)
 Gia (Panama)
 Satan (Philippines)
 Saison Marguerite (Panama)
 Cole (China)
 Christine (China)
 Sarah (China)
 Dark Horse (China)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST REDVIVOR SEASON
 Redvivor: Hawaii
 Redvivor: Panama
 Redvivor: China
Winner: None, because Fritz was never in Redvivor
BEST FIREVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Chandler (The Sahara & Blood vs. Water)
 Linwood Boomer (The Sahara, Cape Horn, Ecuador, & Blood vs. Water)
 GOD (Redemption Island & Blood vs. Water)
 Lunch Lady Belinda (Ecuador)
 Analapinquana (FireVivor: The Sahara)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST FIREVIVOR SEASON
 FireVivor: Blood vs. Water
 FireVivor: The Sahara
 FireVivor: Redemption Island
 FireVivor: Ecuador
Winner: None, because Fritz was never in Firevivor
BEST OVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Eliza NewOrlins (Kyushu & All-Stars)
 Judd Sergeant (Kyushu & All-Stars)
 Isabel de Souza (Costa Rica & All-Stars)
 Lividmanda (Kyushu & All-Stars)
 Sook Hok (El Salvador & All-Stars)
 Luna Lovegood (India)
Winner: Fritz is not eligible for this category therefore it is invalid
BEST OVIVOR SEASON
 Ovivor: All-Stars
 Ovivor: India
 Ovivor: Vietnam
 Ovivor: Micronesia
Winner: None, because Fritz was never in Ovivor
BEST EPICVIVOR CONTESTANT
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Rory (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Cat (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Matt Petters (Midway Island & Fans vs. Favorites)
 Benson (Midway Island)
 Trish (Egypt & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Larissa (Midway Island & Heroes vs. Villains)
Winner: Take a wild guess
BEST EPICVIVOR SEASON
 Epicvivor: Fans vs. Favorites
 Epicvivor: Midway Island
Winner: It's a tie because Fritz was in both of them
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
Winner: Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST EVER
 Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)
 God
Winner: Fritz (Midway Island, Fans vs. Favorites, & Heroes vs. Villains)