Episode XII: Desert Times

Episode XII: Desert Times is the twelfth episode of the first season of FutureBob ElectronicPants, and the 12th overall.
==Plot==
The gang gets stranded in the desert while trying to stop Squidward.
==Transcripts==
[Begins with the gang on the trail]
Candy: Wait, so what really happened to you guys?
SpongeBob: Let’s just say that we had a brotherly moment.
Plankton: That was anything but brotherly.
Gary: [looks around while whimpering] Meow!
Patrick: Shut up Gary.
SpongeBob: [pushes Patrick] Patrick, no. He might be giving us a hint. [checks pockets] Hold on… where the hell is the map?
Plankton: You’re saying we’re lost?
SpongeBob: No, no… well, yes.
Plankton: Damn it, SpongeBob! That was your job!
Gary: Meo-
[Patrol Bots appear from behind]
Plankton: RUN! [the bots start firing with the gang barely dodging. SpongeBob picks up Gary who got another crack in his shell and runs with the rest of the gang]
Mr. Krabs: Where are we going?
SpongeBob: I don’t know! Just run! [the group keeps making random turns to avoid the bots weapons until they have eventually escaped the forest]
Plankton: [breathing heavily] Shit, that was close!
Sandy: But where are we?
SpongeBob: That’s easy! We’re- oh right I forgot the map.
[cuts to Patrol Bots]
Patrol Bot #1: We lost them.
Patrol Bot #2: Maybe you shouldn’t have stopped to reload your ammo!
Patrol Bot #1: Hey, I just wanted to take precautions!
Patrol Bot #2: The big man is gonna fire you mate.
Patrol Bot #1: Yeah, I know. [shoots at ground]
[cuts back to the gang wandering around trying to identify where they are]
SpongeBob: Well, you can’t blame this on me anymore.
Plankton: True. Still should’ve kept the map, though. [the whole gang walks around the area, noticing its hot temperature and lack of resources]
Sandy: Out of all the places we could’ve got lost in, we had to be in a desert.
Gary: [with a dry mouth] Meow.
SpongeBob: I need to find water for Gary. You guys can try to make a fort.
Sandy: With what?
Patrick: You use prickly cacti.
SpongeBob: Exactly. [goes off with Gary, Plankton, and Patrick. Candy is shown with Sandy and Krabs.]
Sandy: Don’t just stand there. [comes back with a bunch of cactus pieces for a house] If we’re gonna be lost here, we might as well settle here. 
Candy, Mr. Krabs: Right. [acting like they know what to do]
Sandy: You guys don’t know how to build a house, do you?
Mr. Krabs: Well… no.
[cuts to SpongeBob with the others]
Gary: Meow. Meow meow.
Patrick: It’s been two hours. Let’s just go to sleep now.
SpongeBob: No! I’m not giving up. 
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: [gasps] Good idea! We can try to reprogram one of these patrol bots! [at the same time, thousands of desert bots appear surrounding them]
Desert Bot: GET THEM!
[the bots rush in and fire their ammo as Patrick and Plankton start digging a hole in the sand. SpongeBob holds Gary to protect him. The bots rush into the hole that the two have created, causing a fist fight between them. Meanwhile, a couple of bots throw SpongeBob and Gary up, as well as a lot of the sand from the ground. SpongeBob uses his hands to collect the sand as he pours it on the tops of all the bots. The sand goes through a filter and they start to malfunction.]
SpongeBob: Let’s go!
Plankton: Huh? What happened? I thought we were gonna die!
SpongeBob: Apparently sand is the weakness to their filters! Wait, then why do they patrol the desert?
Gary: Meow.
Patrick: [looks at bots] Hey, one of them is all shiney-
Plankton: Stop, you moron! [pushes him] Where’s the closest river to here?
Bot: Analyzing data. Nearest river is two miles to the west. [bloating up about to explode]
SpongeBob: We see. Which way is west?
Bot: What is the sun, Alex? [dies by exploding]
Gary: Meow.
Plankton: What are we waiting for? Let’s go.
[cuts to the house]
Sandy: Ah. Several hours of hard work and it’s done. [reveals a house made out of cactus, bark, and tumbleweed]
Mr. Krabs: No offense, Sandy, but this looks like it would fall apart in two seconds.
Candy: Ah don’t be negative. I’m sure it’ll work as a temporary fort.
[bots come by and tear down the house which collapses onto the three]
Mr. Krabs: [dusty and in pain] Exactly my point.
[cuts to the other four panting]
Plankton: Ugh.
Patrick: Damn.
SpongeBob: Yeah. I just… we have to give up now. I can’t take it anymore.
Gary: [slithers open with a deadpan expression] Meow. [zooms out to show that the river is two feet in front of them]
SpongeBob [suddenly is fine again] Oh. YES! WE DID IT!
Patrick: Good.
Plankton: Now, now, let’s not drink it all n- oh forget it. [shows SpongeBob, Patrick, and Gary all going in; Plankton slaps his face]
[episode ends]
==Appearances==
*SpongeBob SquarePants IV
*Eugene Krabs XII
*Sandy Cheeks VII
*Patrick Star III
*Candy Cheeks-Krabs
*Steven Plankton II
*Gary the Snail C
*Patrol Bots
**Patrol Bot #1
**Patrol Bot #2
==Trivia==
*This episode was written on September 1st, 2019.
*This is the first episode written by DanzxvFan8275 after the staff reformation.
==Reviews==
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