Rules Rap

The "Rules Rap" is a song from the 2024 Disney Channel Original Movie Big City Greens the Movie: Spacecation.
The song is performed by commander Colleen Voyd as she explains the rules to the Green Family.
==Lyrics==
Colleen Voyd: 
Space ain't no vacation, it's a dangerous location
You're only weapon against it are these regulations
Unless its your goal to stroll into a black hole
Listen to the system Zapp Code, here we go!
Don't run! No finger gun!
No starring at the Sun!
Stand up straight, hydrate
And always clench your buns!
Use disinfectant to perfection and always pay attention!
Mini golf is off limits. No exceptions!
Cricket Green: 
Why do you even have it then?
Colleen Voyd: 
These are the Zapp-stronaut Rules!
Learn them all
Don't be a fool
There's a ton more y'all
On this rocket there's a ton of hot inventions that astonish
There not toys for little boys, so there locked up in a closet 
Here's a no-brainer, don't touch the cryo-chamber
It will freeze you in suspended animation with its vapor
Like a human popsicle, you might need the hospital
Unless you want your teeth to chatter so much it comical
When your in the cockpit, there no flying the ship
The controls are for those who know and you know zip
Not asking for the moon, just don't be a buffoon 
Try to steer and you'll veer us into Neptune!
These Zapp-stronaut rules
They'll keep you alive
Don't sit there and drool
There's 8095
Genius Gwendolyn Z
Wrote this guide for you and me
For a better tomorrow
Then we must all follow these rules to a "T"
This initiative cannot fail
BigTech shall prevail
You hear the rules now follow them through
Or you won't live to tell the tale!
== External links ==
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Category:Big City Greens
Category:Rap songs