Judge

One day, a nervous candidate was shoved into the building. "Okay, civilian," said the Judge's secretary, "Tell your friend Judge what crime you just committed." The Judge took off his thick gray shades. "Well?" he asked the candidate. "What have you got to say for yourself?" The candidate stood down there in anxious fear. He didn't know what to say. Tears filled his eyes as he walked a little closer to the Judge.
The Stenographer, the lady in the stool, knew exactly that this was going to be a great case. She put down her amazing comic book and picked up her Legal Pad. "Order in the court!" the Judge boomed. "Why won't this man tell us what crime he committed? Order in the court! Order in the court! Order in the-(Inhales and exhales) Listen, just tell us what you're responsible for." "He won't speak up," said his secretary. "But he vanda-" The judge didn't let him finish his sentence. "Well, I find this perfect candidate Guilty!" he shoved his mallet down onto the side of his post. 
The stenographer was really into this. She was writing down everything that was going on, even lines that the candidate didn't give. The Judge was very angry. He kept hitting his post with his mallet so hard, that eventually, he found he was only left with a stick. "Secretary," the Judge told his secretary, "Please get me another mallet and take this man to jail." "Aye Aye, Captain," his secretary told him. "And Stenographer," he told her, "Please copy off the plaintiff's last statement."
But the stenographer answered nothing more, for she had fainted on the floor. Beside her was the heavy part of the mallet.
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