Q14 - Professor Cumbridge

This quickie features the story "A Cat for Christmas" by inamac.
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== Episode Summary ==
Dolores and Argus let off a little steam together down in the dungeons. Argus turns out to give considerate, well chosen Christmas presents.
== Relationship(s) ==
* Dolores Umbridge/Argus Filch
== Notable Moments ==
* Precome apologies for this story
* Danny spreads the word about "dinkus"
* Allie learns about "wenis"
* Opening line outburst
** "We said it was going to be dark, but it is BRIGHT PINK!" ~ Danny
* Hosts predict "Plowbridge" with some kind of strap-on
* Lyndsay does a Dolores Rushbridge interpretation
* "If Danny were decorating the castle, there would be a Christmas tree every 9 feet." ~ 
* "Yeah, if we ran out of trees. Denude the whole forest!" ~ Danny
* Allie teaches everyone a new word: Umbrage
* Lyndsay makes a joke about umbrage vs. umbros shorts
* Mr. Crabbe and the Goyles = a Wizarding band name
* Hosts assure there is CUH-CUH-CUH-CONSENT (and that this is not representative of treatment students would receive)
* C-bomb surprise reaction
* "That was so fast!" ~ Danny
* (A:) He's a naughty Hufflepuff. (D:) But please don't whip me, I have really sensitive skin.
* Filch is like a naughty version of Count von Count, counting each of his whip cracks.
* McGonagall is slandered. "Hold Danny back!" ~ Allie
* Lyndsay claims Goop was named because Paltrow believes words with two o's are more successful so she just added them between her initials.
** Allie's would be "Aool". "That company's not taking off." ~ Lyndsay
* (A:) We've learned a lot about ourselves from this story. (L:) Which is why we're ending the podcast.
* "We love you, and we're sorry, and you're welcome." ~ Lyndsay
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Down 
Danny: Down
Lyndsay: Down
* Beautifully written
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
*Ulrike and her boyfriend put together a compilation of the Wands Up or Down song that was used in the episode. It features the vocal stylings of over 25 Potterotics that was edited together.
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