New Army Recruit

The New Army Recruit is among the privates who was just joining Springfield's military when Seymour Skinner reenlisted in it. He spoke a lowbrow, "redneck" form of English, and upon entering Fort Springfield, he immediately asked where he could get grenades.
== Appearances ==
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