Purple Goes to Iran

This is the thirteenth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
(Purple is searching online to book a plane ticket)
Purple: I’m going to Iran!
Purple’s mom: Okay, son, have fun, we don’t give a fuck.
Purple: Cool.
(Purple purchases a plane ticket to Iran and starts packing his bags)
Purple’s dad: Honey, where’s Joel going?
Purple’s mom: Iran. But who cares? More time to make love.
Purple’s dad: You do have a point there.
(Cut to Purple getting onto the plane. Purple gets onto his seat and sits next to someone that looks oddly similar to Jeff Bezos.)
Purple: Uh, hello there.
Stranger: Hello, sir. Would you like to hear about stocks?
Purple: Not really.
Stranger: Imagine not wanting to hear about stocks. I bet you live in Alaska.
Purple: N-no, I’m from Wisconsin.
Stranger: Oh yeah, Wisconsin. You know, one time I ate some cheese from there and got tinnitus. IT WAS A HORRID EXPERIENCE AND I BLAME WISCONSIN FOR IT!
Purple: Not all cheese is from Wisconsin, you know-
Flight attendant: Taking off.
(The plane takes off, obviously)
Purple: Say, why are you going to Iran in the first place?
Stranger: I’m coming to trade stocks with Hassan Rouhani.
Purple: Cool! I’m going to Iran.
Stranger: And why are you going to Iran?
(Purple shrugs)
Purple: I dunno, because I want to?
Stranger: That is very unproductive. Life takes no breaks!
Purple: Uh, okay then.
(The flight attendant approaches them)
Flight attendant: Drinks, anyone?
Purple: Oh, I’ll have one.
(The flight attendant gives Purple a very suspicious-looking cup of tea)
Purple: This tea looks very sus. (sings the amogus theme)
Stranger: The only “sus” person here is you. You can’t just go to Iran for no reason other than because you want to. Simply ridiculous.
Purple: You know what? You have a point. I’m going to jump off this plane.
Stranger: I didn’t mean it like that.
(The flight attendant shows up with a plate of strawberries)
Flight attendant: Strawberries, anyone?
Stranger: Excuse me for a moment. (he takes off his pants, grabs all of the strawberries, and shoves them down his-)
Purple: (standing up) Okay I've had enough. Sorry, Iran, maybe another time.
(Purple then approaches the emergency exit door and opens it. He grabs a nearby parachute and puts it on. Then, he braces himself for a giant leap out of the door, and leaps.)
Purple: Ah, peace and quiet. Much better than reality.
Bot: You too, huh?
Purple: Bot where did you come from?
Bot: Well my dad disowned me again, so here I am.
Purple: ...again?
Bot: Yeah, said something about snorting JPEGs. He's wrong, by the way, I snorted GIFs.
(Purple stares at her)
Bot: Wanna see the last thing I snorted?
Purple: I think I'll pass.
Bot: Your loss. (she pulls out a GIF of among us sex and starts snorting it)
Purple: I swear everyone is doing suspicious shit nowadays. Also aren't we falling to the ground?
Bot: Oh right.
(They both realize that they aren't using parachutes)
Purple: Good thing we brought parachutes, right, Ms. Auger?
Bot: Uhh, yeah, sure.
(Purple activates his parachute, and Bot continues falling faster than him)
Bot: It's okay, I can just use this GIF of a parachute to soften my fall. (she pulls out a GIF of a parachute and uses it to ascend slower to the ground)
Purple: I wish I was a GIF wizard.
Bot: I'm a witch, Joel.
Ally: Hey! I'm the only witch around here!
Bot: Yeah, but can you snort GIF files- wait where did you come from?
Ally: I live here.
(The camera zooms out to show that the three of them are standing on solid ground)
Purple: Oh. Say, who's that little guy over there?
Ally: That scrawny kid with glasses? Oh that's Aidan.
Bot: Ooh ooh I know what to do! (she pulls out a GIF of a house and puts it above where Aidan is walking. The house falls onto him, leaving only his legs dangling out)
Ally: Ah, a classic.
Purple: Hey, haven't I seen this trick a thousand times?
Bot: You haven't seen a house GIF fall onto anyone, have you?
Purple: Point taken.
Ally: Say where did YOU two come from? I don't remember us living close to each other.
Purple: I was going to Iran.
Bot: I was also going to Iran to escape jail time I mean what
Ally: I wanna go to Iran someday. Then I can say “Iran so far away”.
Purple: Hilarious.
(Woof approaches them for some reason. Don't question this okay?)
Woof: I love houses! Where did this one come from?
Bot: It's a GIF.
Woof: Of a house?
Bot: Yes.
Woof: A house GIF? Pfft, nothing can beat the triangle and the square that make the house.
Ally: Can it kill CrazySponge?
Woof: Probably.
(Aidan lifts up the house he's being crushed under)
Ally: Holy shit he's alive!
Aidan: For once. 
Woof: Not for long.
Aidan: You're funny-
(A square and a triangle that form a house crush CrazySponge)
Woof: Oh god oh fuck.
Purple: On second thought, maybe I should just go back home.
(El fin)
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