If My Wiener Was A Person

If my wiener was a person is a song template made by Huggbees and Cr1TiKaL. It goes, If my wiener was a person, I would ___________________________. If my wiener was a person, I would ___________________________.
"If my wiener was a person was a person, I would buy it a nice snack. If my wiener was a person, i would pat it on the back." - Huggbees