Making Moon Friends

Making Moon Friends is episode 9 of Survival... Unlikely. 
==Synopsis==
Splitsie and Capac are flying in their makeshift rocketship to the moon to look for gold. They won't stop for silver on asteroids now, to keep the mass low, but might visit some asteroids on their way back. Without the "magic of editing", they will need some games on this long trip, or they'll have to watch Seven Days to Die reruns. 
Suddenly they notice red signals, first far away, but soon they pass dangerous encounters such as a "Totally Not A Trap Drone" and blackmail drones. A CORRUPT Scatter Cannon Drone follows them. Since they need to survive the way there and back, Splitsie hopes that Capac will not take the "express route" (respawning) back before helping with ore mining. 
Slowing down in the moon's gravity well allows a drone to catch up, so they engage it with turrets. The landing goes well but the drone shoots the landing legs and the rocket tips over slowly. 
(Splitscreen:) Capac and Splitsie jump out with rifles and drill fox holes. Capac uses the rocketship's turrets to aim at a wave of incoming CORRUPT drones that have Splitsie pinned down next to a gold bolder. As a huge Reaver transporter enters the battlefield, Splitsie hopes the Reaver will take care of the drones for them -- it does, but afterwards, it picks their rocketship as its next target, and then it pivots to another passing ship. While the drones are distracted, Splitsie and Capac run towards the boulder to grab some gold. After hiding in another foxhole, they fail to build a minimalist escape ship out of salvaged parts...
Their last hope is to fill their pockets with gold and jetpack back to the planet... 
To be continued...