The Yellow '69 Chevy

Yes it's SLIME FOR ANOTHER EERIE-EDITION OF TERROR, Kiddies with ISSUE FIFTY-EIGHT OF CREEPS CASTLE!  I, CREEPS, have a love story that's just SHRIEKING, WREAKING AND UH, WRECKING WITH ROTTEN-ROMANCE for you all ha-ha-ha.  This AUTOMOBILE-AUDACITY is entitled...
It was back during the spring of 1969, and a teenage boy had parked his yellow chevy in the parking-lot of Hinkleberry High, Maryland.  He had a teenage girl in the passenger's seat and The Turtles were singing: "Happy Together" on his car-radio.  "Hey, Peggy, how about a kiss before class eh?" the teenage boy questioned the teenage girl.  "Why, sure Davy hun" Peggy answered, kissing his lips.  Davy turned off the radio and they headed into the school together.  In the hall, a couple of football jocks were high-fiving each other as Davy and Peggy walked to them.  Peggy gave one of the jocks a look of admiration.  "Oh, hey, Davy and hey Peggy.  What's happening?" the jock who Peggy was admiring, asked them.  "Not much, Eric, how are ya?" Davy responded.  "Not much man" Eric chimed.  "Congratulations on winning the football game on Friday night Eric" Peggy congratulated him.  "Hey, thanks Peggy!" Eric chimed in.  That afternoon, Eric caught Peggy in another hallway and said to her, "hey Peggy.  Do you wanna go out sometime on a date?  I can tell you're attracted to me more than Davy."  "Gee, um, you're right, Eric.  But what if he catches us?" she mused.  "If he does, I'll take care of him" Eric proposed.  "Ok" Peggy smiled.  
Davy parked at a drive-in that night and found Peggy and Eric kissing in a car.  "WHAT THE HECK PEGGY!?!" Davy shouted.  He drove away, shocked.  As he cried somewhat, Eric and Peggy were following him.  "Just run him off the road Eric quick!" Peggy told him.  "I will babe" Eric chimed and rammed Davy's chevy off the main road from by it when he sped up.  Davy screamed, wrecking into a ditch and snapping his neck, being killed instantly.  
 
Four years later, Peggy was on a college campus one evening, and a yellow chevy was following her on the road.  She noticed it, and there was a rotting skeleton at the wheel.  She screamed, running.  The zombie's eye sockets were gleaming-bright-red and worms invaded its nose-hole.  Peggy rushed to Eric who was drinking a bottle of Popov Vodka in the bushes.  "It's Davy, hun.  He's back and driving his yellow '69 chevy!!!" she cried to him.  "What babe?!" Eric proclaimed.  Then Davy's zombie tore over the sidewalk in his car, cackling with his lower-jawbone falling off, ramming into both of them, as they screamed and was squashed to death against a wall.  
Aha-ha-ha.  It looks like Davy REVVED UP his car for his REVOLTING-REVENGE!  He was rather DEAD ON TARGET and was quite a HIT with Peggy and Eric there.  He seemed to have SKELETONS OF FUN too hee-hee!