What We Don't Have

What We Don't Have is a company bumper narrated by John Jacobson. All we see in this bumper is John Jacobson himself at Mount Olympus Park in Wisconsin Dells.
== Bumper Script ==
Kids love Fantasy Films because of the cute cartoon characters, the storylines and the unforgettable songs. Parents love them for the $10 price for each movie. What really matters is what we don't have as opposed to what we have. There isn't any baby talk, there's no sickeningly sweet stuff, there aren't any weird gimmicks, there aren't any silly puppets and there aren't any irritating renditions of "Wheels on the Bus," "Eensy Weensy Spider" or even "The Alphabet Song." We never have anything gross and rude: no farts, no burps, no vomit, no poop and no pee. Sexual innuendo is a no-no and dirty jokes aren't told, cracked or even made. All our films are rated G except for the ones with sass in them, which are rated PG. FFI-love the music, love the price!
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