Telugu

Telugu (తెలుగు) is the language spoken by the Teletubbies and all of the other soldiers in the Teletubby Army. Telugu is the most evil language ever. It is also really hard to learn. The only languages harder to learn than Telugu are Babbleish and Squadala (though that didn't stop Alt 2.0 from learning it in 20 minutes flat).
It is mainly spoken in Teletubby Land. It is also spoken in India and in some parts of the Squadala Empire. In The end and beyond..., everybody speaks it. This is because the Teletubbies turned the entire UnMultiverse into the Neotubby Empire. However, the form of Telugu spoken in the end and beyond is actually a creole of Telugu, English, Chinese, and Furbish.
Some Telugu phrases are "Eh-oh!" (hello) and "Again-again!" (again). Furbish is closely related to Telugu. Is is thought that both Telugu and Furbish are descended from Cantonese, which is a language southern China. This is because the Telugu words "yat" (one), "yo" (two), "saam" (three), "sei" (four), "faai" (fast), "maan" (slow), and "diu" (f*cker) have the same meaning as Cantonese words that sound the same. However, this is really because Po can't make up her own language, so she steals words from other languages.
Some people in India speak a modified dialect of this.
thumb|right|335 px|The #1 hit Telugu song in the world.
== See Also ==
* Tamil
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