I'm Batman

Batman got up from bed, he noticed that his butt felt wet.
"Oh noooo" "I took a dump!"
Batman rushed off to the Batcave.
Batman knocked over Nightwing in the process, making him fall in gooey poop.
Batman found the Bat-toilet and sat on it.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
7 zillion big poo globs fell out his butt.
"I'll name you Johnny!"
Batman said to his new pet poo glob
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Batman Fanfiction