7th Annual Sinkie Awards

The 7th Annual Sinkie Awards ceremony, presented by the Everything But the Kitchen Sink podcast and hosted by Jimmy Nicholas and Kyle Wilson, took place on March 5, 2024. The ceremony presented Sinkie Awards in 23 categories honoring films released from January 1 to December, 2023. Two new categories were added: Best Fits, honoring the best fits in a movie; and Best Fucking, honoring the best literal and figurative fucking in film of the year.
May December, Poor Things, and Saltburn won the most awards with three apiece. Other winners included Barbie, The Holdovers, The Iron Claw, Killers of the Flower Moon with two; and Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret., Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, Ferrari, The Killer, and The Zone of Interest with one.
Poor Things winning The "I Don't Get What People Saw In This Movie" Award marks the third consecutive time that awards has gone to a Best Picture nominee. Oppenheimer is only the second Academy Award winner for Best Picture nominated at both the Sinkies and the Oscars for Best Picture to win zero awards, after The Shape of Water.
==Winners and nominees==
The nominees were announced February 19, 2024. Barbie led all nominees with seventeen nominations, with The Holdovers and May December coming in second tying with eleven.
==Awards==
Best Picture
* Killers of the Flower Moon
** Anatomy of a Fall
**Barbie
**The Holdovers
**The Iron Claw
**May December
**Oppenheimer
**Past Lives
**Poor Things
**The Zone of Interest	Best Director
* Jonathan Glazer, The Zone of Interest
** Greta Gerwig, Barbie
**Todd Haynes, May December
**Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer
**Alexander Payne, The Holdovers
**Martin Scorsese, Killers of the Flower Moon
**Justine Triet, Anatomy of a Fall
Best Actor
* Zac Efron - The Iron Claw as Kevin Von Erich
** Leonardo DiCaprio - Killers of the Flower Moon as Ernest Burkhart
**Paul Giamatti - The Holdovers as Paul Hunham
**Cillian Murphy - Oppenheimer as J. Robert Oppenheimer
**Andrew Scott - All Of Us Strangers as Adam
**Jeffrey Wright - American Fiction as Dr. Thelonius "Monk" Ellison
**Teo Yoo - Past Lives as Hae Sung	Best Actress
* Lily Gladstone - Killers of the Flower Moon as Mollie Kyle
** Sandra Huller - Anatomy of a Fall as Sandra Voyter
**Greta Lee - Past Lives as Nora Moon
**Natalie Portman - May December as Elizabeth Berry
**Margot Robbie - Barbie as Barbie
**Emma Stone - Poor Things as Bella Baxter
**Teyana Taylor - A Thousand and One as Inez de la Paz
Best Supporting Actor
* Charles Melton - May December as Joe Yoo
** Robert De Niro - Killers of the Flower Moon as William King Hale
**Robert Downey Jr. - Oppenheimer as Lewis Strauss
**Ryan Gosling - Barbie as Ken
**Milo Machado Graner - Anatomy of a Fall as Daniel Malezki
**John Magaro - Past Lives as Arthur
**Mark Ruffalo - Poor Things as Duncan Wedderburn	Best Supporting Actress
* Da'Vine Joy Randolph - The Holdovers as Mary Lamb
** Penelope Cruz - Ferrari as Laura Ferrari
**Jodie Foster - NYAD as Bonnie Stoll
**Sandra Huller - The Zone of Interest as Hedwig Hoss
**Patti LuPone - Beau is Afraid as Mona Wassermann
**Rachel McAdams - Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. as Barbara Simon
**Julianne Moore - May December as Gracie Atherton-Yoo
Best Original Screenplay
* May December - Samy Burch
** Anatomy of a Fall - Justine Triet & Arthur Harari
**Asteroid City - Wes Anderson
**The Holdovers - David Hemingson
**The Iron Claw - Sean Durkin
**Past Lives - Celine Song
**You Hurt My Feelings - Nicole Holofcener	Best Adapted Screenplay
* Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. - Kelly Fremon Craig
** All Of Us Strangers - Andrew Haigh
**Barbie - Greta Gerwig & Noah Baumbach
**Killers of the Flower Moon - Martin Scorsese & Eric Roth
**Oppenheimer - Christopher Nolan
**Poor Things - Tony McNamara
**The Zone of Interest - Jonathan Glazer
Best Ensemble
* The Iron Claw - Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, Harris Dickinson, Maura Tierney, Holt McCallany, Lily James & Stanley Simons
** Air - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman, Marlon Wayans, Chris Messina, Chris Tucker, Viola Davis
**Asteroid City - Jason Schwartzman, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks, Jeffrey Wright, Tilda Swinton, Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton, Adrien Brody, Liev Schreiber, Hope Davis, Stephen Park, Rupert Friend, Maya Hawke, Steve Carell, Matt Dillon, Hong Chau, Willem Dafoe, Margot Robbie, Tony Revolori, Jake Ryan, Jeff Goldblum
**Barbie - Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrara, Kate McKinnon, Issa Rae, Rhea Perlman, Will Ferrell
**The Holdovers - Paul Giamatti, Dominic Sessa, Da'Vine Joy Randolph
**Killers of the Flower Moon - Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, Robert De Niro, Tantoo Cardinal, Jesse Plemons, John Lithgow, Brendan Fraser
**Oppenheimer - Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Emily Blunt, Florence Pugh, Josh Hartnett, Kenneth Branagh, Casey Affleck, Rami Malek	Best Ensemble
* The Iron Claw - Zac Efron, Jeremy Allen White, Harris Dickinson, Maura Tierney, Holt McCallany, Lily James & Stanley Simons
** Air - Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jason Bateman, Marlon Wayans, Chris Messina, Chris Tucker, Viola Davis
**Asteroid City - Jason Schwartzman, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks, Jeffrey Wright, Tilda Swinton, Bryan Cranston, Edward Norton, Adrien Brody, Liev Schreiber, Hope Davis, Stephen Park, Rupert Friend, Maya Hawke, Steve Carell, Matt Dillon, Hong Chau, Willem Dafoe, Margot Robbie, Tony Revolori, Jake Ryan, Jeff Goldblum
**Barbie - Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, America Ferrara, Kate McKinnon, Issa Rae, Rhea Perlman, Will Ferrell
**The Holdovers - Paul Giamatti, Dominic Sessa, Da'Vine Joy Randolph
**Killers of the Flower Moon - Leonardo DiCaprio, Lily Gladstone, Robert De Niro, Tantoo Cardinal, Jesse Plemons, John Lithgow, Brendan Fraser
**Oppenheimer - Cillian Murphy, Robert Downey Jr., Emily Blunt, Florence Pugh, Josh Hartnett, Kenneth Branagh, Casey Affleck, Rami Malek
Best Bit Part
* Michael Cera - Barbie as Allan
** Bradley Cooper - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves as Malarmin
**Parker Posey - Beau is Afraid as Elaine Bray
**Kate McKinnon - Barbie as Weird Barbie
**Margot Robbie - Asteroid City as The Wife/ The Actress
**Martin Scorsese - Killers of the Flower Moon as Radio Show Producer
**Tilda Swinton - The Killer as The Expert	Best Breakout Performance
* Charles Melton - May December as Joe Yoo
** Jacob Elordi - Saltburn as Felix Catton
**Andrew Barth Feldman - No Hard Feelings as Percy Becker
**Milo Machado Graner - Anatomy of a Fall as Daniel Malezki
**Greta Lee - Past Lives as Nora Moon
**Dominic Sessa - The Holdovers as Angus Tully
**Stanley Simons - The Iron Claw as Mike Von Erich
Best Action Sequence
* The Killer - The Brute fight
** Bottoms - battle on the football field
**Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves - portal heist
**Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3 - "No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
**Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning - handcuffed car chase
**Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning - train sequence
**Napoleon - Austerlitz	Best Musical Moment
* "I'm Just Ken" - Barbie
** "Dear Alien (Who Art In Heaven)" - Asteroid City
**"Maneater" - No Hard Feelings
**"Murder on the Dancefloor" - Saltburn
**"P.I.M.P." steel drum cover - Anatomy of a Fall
**"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" - The Iron Claw
**"What Was I Made For?" montage - Barbie
Biggest Little Freak
* Barry Keoghan - Saltburn as Oliver Quick
** The Alien - Asteroid City
**The Heron - The Boy and the Heron
**Barry Keoghan - Saltburn as Oliver Quick
**M3GAN - M3GAN
**Kate McKinnon - Barbie as Weird Barbie
**Emma Stone - Poor Things as Bella Baxter
**The Sewer Boys - Dicks: The Musical	Best Fucking
* Emma Stone horny Eurotrip fucking - Poor Things
** Barry Keoghan literal, figurative, and grave fucking - Saltburn
**Patti LuPone son fucking (over) - Beau is Afraid
**Paul Mescal & Andrew Scott tender fucking - All Of Us Strangers
**Natalie Portman Charles Melton tender fucking - All Of Us Strangers
**Florence Pugh boardroom cuck fucking - May December
**Franz Rogowski ruining everyone's lives fucking - Passages
Best Power Couple
* Paul Giamatti & Dominic Sessa - The Holdovers
** Annette Bening & Jodie Foster - NYAD
**Ayo Edebiri & Rachel Sennott - Bottoms
**Paul Giamatti & Dominic Sessa - The Holdovers
**Jennifer Lawrence & Andrew Barth Feldman - No Hard Feelings
**Chris Pine & Michelle Rodriguez - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
**Natalie Portman & Julianne Moore - May December
**Andrew Scott & Paul Mescal - All Of Us Strangers	Best Fits
* Poor Things
** Asteroid City
**Barbie
**The Holdovers
**The Killer
**Oppenheimer
**Saltburn
Best Big Thing in a Movie
* Themberchaud the big lazy dragon - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
** Bomb explosion - Oppenheimer
**Bowen Yang's head - Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain
**Charles Melton's prosthetic penis - May December
**Corey Stoll's face - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumani
**Emma Stone's sleeves - Poor Things
**Giant 2001 Barbie - Barbie
**Godzilla - Godzilla Minus One
**Jacob Elordi - Priscilla
**Ken's fur coat - Barbie
**The UFO - Asteroid City
**Zac Efron - The Iron Claw	Best Big Thing in a Movie
* Themberchaud the big lazy dragon - Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
** Bomb explosion - Oppenheimer
**Bowen Yang's head - Please Don't Destroy: The Treasure of Foggy Mountain
**Charles Melton's prosthetic penis - May December
**Corey Stoll's face - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumani
**Emma Stone's sleeves - Poor Things
**Giant 2001 Barbie - Barbie
**Godzilla - Godzilla Minus One
**Jacob Elordi - Priscilla
**Ken's fur coat - Barbie
**The UFO - Asteroid City
**Zac Efron - The Iron Claw
Best Water
* Saltburn - Jacob Elordi's cummy bath water
** Barbie - Barbie Dreamhouse fake pool water
**Beau is Afraid - the water Beau needs to drink to take the pill water
**The Holdovers - Sad opening credits river water
**The Holdovers - sad winter glove pond water
**The Iron Claw - afterlife water
**NYAD - Nyad Cuba to Florida swim water	The "I Don't Get What People Saw In This Movie" Award
* Poor Things
** Barbie
**Ferrari
**Maestro
**Napoleon
**Poor Things
**Saltburn
**Theater Camp
Worst Performance
* Shailene Woodley - Ferrari as Lina Lardi
** Awkwafina - Renfield as Rebecca
**Bradley Cooper - Maestro as Leonard Bernstein
**America Ferrara - Barbie as Gloria
**Jonathan Majors - Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania as Kang the Conqueror
**Melissa McCarthy - The Little Mermaid as Ursula
**Jason Momoa - Fast X as Dante Reyes	Worst Movie
* Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
**Cat Person
**The Little Mermaid
**Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire
**Saltburn
**Strays
**The Super Mario Bros. Movie
The Barbara Mackenzie-Wood Award
* Barry Keoghan fucking Jacob Elordi's grave - Saltburn
** Barry Keoghan drinking Jacob Elordi's cummy bath water - Saltburn
**Bradley Cooper spending six years learning how to conduct six minutes of music - Maestro
**Bradley Cooper telling a tiny child he had sex with their parents and then screaming, "I'M REIGNING IT IN!" - Maestro
**Emma Stone shoving an entire apple into her vagina - Poor Things
**Glenn Howerton yelling "I'M FROM WATERLOO... WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT!" - BlackBerry
**Jessie Buckley pulling all her fingernails out to get out of a relationship with Jeremy Allen White of all people - Fingernails
**Joaquin Phoenix having an orgasm while actively being fearful it may kill him - Beau is Afraid
**Kylie Rogers drinking an entire can of paint - Beau is Afraid
**Macy's Thanksgiving Day argument - Maestro
**Mia Goth scream-negging Alexander Skarsgard and firing a gun while he pulls her around in a car - Infinity Pool
**Natalie Portman masturbating in the back of a pet shop to become a better actress - May December
**Paul Mescal scream-crying about snot before punching a hole in the wall - Foe	The Barbara Mackenzie-Wood Award
* Barry Keoghan fucking Jacob Elordi's grave - Saltburn
** Barry Keoghan drinking Jacob Elordi's cummy bath water - Saltburn
**Bradley Cooper spending six years learning how to conduct six minutes of music - Maestro
**Bradley Cooper telling a tiny child he had sex with their parents and then screaming, "I'M REIGNING IT IN!" - Maestro
**Emma Stone shoving an entire apple into her vagina - Poor Things
**Glenn Howerton yelling "I'M FROM WATERLOO... WHERE THE VAMPIRES HANG OUT!" - BlackBerry
**Jessie Buckley pulling all her fingernails out to get out of a relationship with Jeremy Allen White of all people - Fingernails
**Joaquin Phoenix having an orgasm while actively being fearful it may kill him - Beau is Afraid
**Kylie Rogers drinking an entire can of paint - Beau is Afraid
**Macy's Thanksgiving Day argument - Maestro
**Mia Goth scream-negging Alexander Skarsgard and firing a gun while he pulls her around in a car - Infinity Pool
**Natalie Portman masturbating in the back of a pet shop to become a better actress - May December
**Paul Mescal scream-crying about snot before punching a hole in the wall - Foe
==Jimmy & Kyle's Votes==
Each year, hosts Jimmy Nicholas and Kyle Wilson announce their vote before they announce the winner. Results incoming. At this ceremony, Jimmy's pick won nine times, while Kyle's won eleven. All of Kyle's above-the-line picks wound up winning, which looks suspicious but isn't, and made him very stoked. They agreed on three categories this year: Zac Efron from The Iron Claw for Best Actor, The Iron Claw for Best Ensemble, and Themberchaud the big lazy dragon from Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves for Best Big Thing in a Movie, all of which won.
Category 	Jimmy 	Kyle 	Winner
Best Picture 	
# Oppenheimer
# The Iron Claw
# Killers of the Flower Moon
# Barbie
# The Holdovers
# May December
# Past Lives
# Anatomy of a Fall	
# Killers of the Flower Moon
# The Zone of Interest
# Oppenheimer
# The Holdovers
# May December
# The Iron Claw
# Anatomy of a Fall
# Past Lives
# Barbie
# Poor Things	
# Killers of the Flower Moon
# The Zone of Interest
# Oppenheimer
# May December
# Anatomy of a Fall
# The Holdovers
# The Iron Claw
# Barbie
# Past Lives
# Poor Things
Best Director 	Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer 	Jonathan Glazer, The Zone of Interest 	Jonathan Glazer, The Zone of Interest
Best Actor 	Zac Efron, The Iron Claw 	Zac Efron, The Iron Claw 	Zac Efron, The Iron Claw
Best Actress 	Teyana Taylor, A Thousand and One 	Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon 	Lily Gladstone, Killers of the Flower Moon
Best Supporting Actor 	Ryan Gosling, Barbie 	Charles Melton, May December 	Charles Melton, May December
Best Supporting Actress 	Penelope Cruz, Ferrari 	Da'Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers 	Da'Vine Joy Randolph, The Holdovers
Best Original Screenplay 	The Iron Claw 	May December 	May December
Best Adapted Screenplay 	Oppenheimer 	Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. 	Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
Best Ensemble 	The Iron Claw 	The Iron Claw 	The Iron Claw
Best Bit Part 	Bradley Cooper, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 	Tilda Swinton, The Killer 	Michael Cera, Barbie
Best Breakout Performance 	Charles Melton, May December 	Andrew Barth Feldman, No Hard Feelings 	Charles Melton, May December
Best Musical Moment 	"I'm Just Ken," Barbie 	"Maneater," No Hard Feelings 	"I'm Just Ken," Barbie
Best Action Sequence 	"No Sleep Till Brooklyn," Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 	The Brute fight, The Killer 	The Brute fight, The Killer
Biggest Little Freak 	Barry Keoghan, Saltburn 	The Heron, The Boy and the Heron 	Barry Keoghan, Saltburn
Best Fucking 	Barry Keoghan literal, figurative, and grave fucking, Saltburn 	Franz Rogowski ruining everyone's lives fucking, Passages 	Emma Stone horny Eurotrip fucking, Poor Things
Best Power Couple 	Ayo Edebiri & Rachel Sennott, Bodies Bodies Bodies 	Andrew Scott & Paul Mescal, All Of Us Strangers 	Paul Giamatti & Dominic Sessa, The Holdovers
Best Fits 	Barbie 	The Killer 	Poor Things
Best Big Thing in a Movie 	Themberchaud the big lazy dragon, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves	Themberchaud the big lazy dragon, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 	Themberchaud the big lazy dragon, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Best Water 	Afterlife water, The Iron Claw 	Nyad Cuba to Florida swim water, NYAD 	Jacob Elordi's cummy bath water, Saltburn
The "I Don't Get What People Saw In This Movie" Award	Abstain 	Barbie 	Poor Things
Worst Performance 	Shailene Woodley, Ferrari 	Jason Momoa, Fast X 	Shailene Woodley, Ferrari
Worst Movie 	Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 	Rebel Moon: Part One - A Child of Fire 	Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania
The Barbara Mackenzie-Wood Award 	Barry Keoghan fucking Jacob Elordi's grave, Saltburn 	Joaquin Phoenix having an orgasm while actively being fearful it may kill him, Beau is Afraid	Barry Keoghan fucking Jacob Elordi's grave, Saltburn