I'm Mad

I'm Mad is a 1994 Animaniacs short.
== Plot ==
In a musical cartoon, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff wakes the Warners early for a long car ride. Yakko and Dot constantly bicker, and Wakko constantly complains.
== Lyrics ==
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Wake up! It's late!
:It's twenty minutes after eight!
:Everyone get up; it's time to go!
:Up and at 'em now!
:Come on; shake a leg!
:Have some juice and scrambled egg.
:On the floor and out the door
:Let's get on our way.
Dot:
:Hey, watch out!
Yakko:
:What's the matter?
Dot:
:You almost knocked me off the ladder!
Yakko:
:No, I didn't!
Dot:
:Yes you did; I almost fell!
Yakko:
:Aww, don't exaggerate.
Dot:
:I'm not.
Yakko:
:Yeah, right.
Dot:
:Are you trying to pick a fight?
Yakko:
:Will you get out of my face?!
Dot:
:Well, you're always in my space!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Hey, get off each other's case
:Because we're trying to get along.
Wakko:
:I want pancakes or a waffle. This tastes awful.
:Is that all we've got? Can't find my clothes and I need to blow my nose and my socks are full of holes and my shoelace has a knot.
Dot:
:That's my toothbrush!
Yakko:
:No, it's not!
Dot:
:Well, it's sitting in my slot!
Yakko:
:No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours.
Dot:
:Well, you're standing in my way!
Yakko:
:Yeah, that's tough!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Alright, now that's enough!
:Everybody get your stuff
:Because we're going out the door!
:Every time we get into the car,
:It's so much work!
:It takes us twenty minutes
:While you're driving me berserk
:With your playing and your jumping and your running all about!
:When I finally get you inside, you always lock me out!
Dot:
:I'm mad, I'm mad! I'm really, really, really mad! You poked me with your elbow in my side!
Yakko:
:No, I didn't!
Dot:
:Yes, you did!
Yakko:
:Nuh-uh!
Dot:
:You did and I'm just a little kid! You're lying! Don't deny it!
Yakko:
:Oh, I'm gonna hit you!
Dot:
:Yeah, just try it!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Will both of you be quiet?
:'Cause we're driving in a car!
Dot:
:Ow! You hit me!
Yakko:
:Well, she bit me!
Dot:
:He said he's gonna get me!
Yakko:
:No, I didn't!
Dot:
:Yes, you did!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:All right, that's it! Now I forbid either one of you to say another word!
Wakko:
:Are we there yet? I'm tired. I'm hungry. How far?
:My nose is snotty, need to move my body, gotta use the potty, better stop the car.
Dot:
:Stop it!
Yakko:
:No, you stop it!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Why can't you both just drop it?
Dot:
:Well, he started it!
Yakko:
:Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh!
Dot:
:Na-ah!
Yakko:
:Uh-uh!
Dot:
:It's your fault!
Yakko:
:No, it's not.
:Your leg is in my spot!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Yakko, you be quiet! And that goes for you too, Dot!
:Every time we take a trip, it's always just the same
:With the fighting and the biting
:and the calling all those names,
:Then there's pushing and there's shoving
:and there's scratching on the neck
:When we finally get to where we're going
:Everyone's a wreck!
The Warners:
:Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
Dot:
:I'm mad, I'm mad!
:I'm really, really, really mad!
:You poked me with your elbow in my side!
Yakko:
:No I didn't!
Dot:
:Yes, you did! You did!
:And I'm just a little kid.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Will both of you be quiet?
:'Cause we're driving in a car!
Wakko:
:Are we there yet?
:I'm tired.
:I'm hungry.
:How far?
:My nose is snotty,
:Need to move my body,
:Gotta use the potty,
:Better stop the car.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:We're here, we're here!
:Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
Yakko:
:You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
Dot:
:At the circus?!
Wakko:
:Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Now you're satisfied?
:Alright, everyone inside,
:And let's have some fun, okay?
Dot:
:I'm glad, I'm glad!
:What a really great time we had!
:Did you see those lions and those tigers?
:Weren't they neat?
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Are you happy now?
Dot:
:We are; thanks a lot!
:I'm sorry that we fought.
:From now on I'll get along
Yakko:
:That's alright, Dot; I was wrong.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Ah that's nice, now come along,
:Let's all get in the car.
Dot:
:You can take the seat you like,
:You're always so gallant.
Yakko:
:Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first,
:You take the seat you want.
Dr. Scratchansniff:
:Everybody's happy now,
:We've had a real good day.
:Und now it's time to go back home
:So let's be on our way!
Dot:
:You hit me!
Yakko:
:No, I didn't!
Dot:
:Yes, you did. Stop it!
Yakko:
:No, you stop it!
Dot:
:Move your leg!
Yakko:
:No, you move your leg!
Dot:
:You started it!
Yakko:
:No, I didn't, you did!
Dot:
:No, I didn't, you did!
Yakko:
:Started what?!
Dot:
:You always start it!
Yakko:
:Don't you cross that line!
Dot:
:You're not the boss of me!
Yakko:
:This is where the line is, right here!
Dot:
:Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!
Yakko:
:Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!
== Notes ==
* This cartoon was originally released as a theatrical short film released with the films Thumbelina and Major League II.
** It was the first theatrical appearance of any Animaniacs characters until brief background cameos in Space Jam A New Legacy.
* This is the first cartoon shown in letterbox format.
* The tapes for the ending dialogue went on longer. Rob Paulsen and Tress MacNeille had way too much fun recording it and started uncharacteristically cussing as their characters. 
* In Wakko's first complaint, he notes that he can't find his clothes, his socks are full of holes, and his shoelace has a knot; ironically, he is wearing his everyday shirt and cap (his only casual clothes), and he doesn't wear shoes or socks.
* The music and lyrics were written by Randy Rogel.
* The song is the tenth track on the album Animaniacs.
 
Category:1994
Category:Animaniacs Shorts
Category:Animaniacs
Category:Audio Catalog