728: Warm Cup O' News at 11

Episode art by twitter user slackingfool: 
== The Cracker Barrel News Network News at 11 - Boat Pooper ==
* Boat butt Barringer blasts bubby's boat
* Nosy Ne'er-do-well Nestles Nasty Nut log in Neighbors Nautical Nicety
* Dirty Dumper Dutifully drops duce in Dingy
* Lascivious Log Layer lay lasting long one in the last place you'll think.
* Callous Crapper causes commotion on Clipper
* Pernicious Pooper plops plentiful pods in pleasure vessel
* Riotous Recoiler reposits raunchy rack in rubber raft
* Yellow-bellied Yahoo Yanks a Yarn in Yacht
* Obvious Old one offloads Odorous one aboard Ocean Liner
* Timid Turn Trifler tamps a Trump on a Tugboat
* Pernicious Poop Proudly Places Putrid Pile in Person Poseidon Patrolling Pleasure Pontoon
* Grieving Great-uncle glad-hands a gurgler aboard a glass-bottomed boat.
* Zealous Zookeeper Zonks a Zestful Zephyr on a Zip cruiser
* Terrible Trespasser Tosses Turn into Tiny Titanic