Jin Kazama vs Ryu

Jin Kazama vs Ryu is the 15th installment of Gaming All-Star Rap Battles and the Season 1 finale. It is a fighting game royale, featuring the Child of Destiny from the Tekken franchise, Jin Kazama, the Wandering World Warrior from the Street Fighter franchise, Ryu, the Grandmaster of the Lin-Kuei from the Mortal Kombat franchise, Sub-Zero, the Kunochi of Destiny from the Dead or Alive franchise, Kasumi, and the possessed soul of Siegfried from the Soul Calibur franchise, Nightmare. It was released on November 27th, 2013, and the remastered version was released on April 11th, 2016.
==Cast==
===Original===
Mat4yo as Jin/Devil Jin
Nathan Provost as Ryu/Evil Ryu
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Justin Buckner as Kasumi
MaNCHA as Nightmare
===Remastered===
Sebastian Todd as Jin
Stofferex as Ryu
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
RawrKittyPanda as Kasumi
MaNCHA as Nightmare
==Lyrics==
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=== Jin: ===
If you think that you can beat me in this battle you’re fooled
This is a rematch for you, Street Fighter X Tekken 2
I am “The Child of Destiny” and you're destined to die
Did Marvel VS Capcom's Spider man make you cry?
You fucking joke, you’re a hoax, Gouken didn’t teach you shit
My grandfather's fighting skills lives in these fists
The Surge of Murderous Intent is not enough to fuck me up
You couldn’t muster up the muscle to crush a plastic cup
=== Ryu: ===
I’m a man who fights for evil; why do you think I’m fighting you?
You got no girls, and I already did Nina, Miharu, and Xiaoyu
Those hot rod flame pants are just so out of style
I’ll beat you so bad that knock out the devil inside
The demon in your dad tried taking you in the womb
I’ll shoryuken your Japanese ass; I’ll send you to your doom
Then I’ll finish with a knockout from my Hadoken blast
There won’t be a round two because we know I’ll kick your ass
=== Devil Jin: ===
The Devil Jin's gonna send you to hell, son
No one knows when it'll come, you can ask momma Jun
I'm so evil, Ogre's original form fears
I'll fuck you up and you'll like it, call you karate queer
You refuse to see Sakura wants to give you head
There's no place in hell for gays like you and Ken when you’re dead
I'm gonna say this once, so listen
Jin won't be gentile if I hear your bitching
=== Evil Ryu: ===
You god damn fool, violence is who I am
My evil is driven by rage, and I’m about to go fucking H.A.M.
You’re devil ass got drunk that you were in the desert getting buried
I will punch you so hard that you will turn into a fairy
Yo mama is such a MILF, that she fucks Satan for a 2nd chance
You and your friends are slow fighters; it’s making the players rant
That’s enough of you Kazama; this rap battle is now done
Gaming All Star Rap Battles Season One is finished and Season 2 has now just begun
=== Sub-Zero: ===
Not just yet you little freaks, Sub-Zero has now entered
I’ma stuff you guys in packages and I’m gonna be the sender
You need some blood and gore to make the top fighting game classes
And I’ll finish you guys by giving fatalities to your asses
Now Jin, are you lonely cause your mommy gone Unknown and died?
Well boo-hoo you little f@ggot; I’m gonna stand here to make you cry
You like walking in the forest? What the hell are you supposed to be?
You ain’t the strongest, in PlayStation All Stars, they chose Heihachi
Now Ryu, you hate ridiculous things, so let me go ahead and say
That it’s ridiculous you sleep anywhere, admit you’re gay
You think that evil makes you stronger? Were you born retarded?
I bet you couldn’t think of lifting so your brain went and farted
Mortal Kombat is the best fighting game to ever fucking exist
You won’t be fighting any more once I rip off all the limbs
So you better freeze your feet in place, be ready to be spineless
Cause I won’t be calling Friendship, I’m gonna make you go mindless
=== Kasumi: ===
Now stop fighting there boys, you’re getting me all intense
Kasumi’s here to kick ass now, you better jump the battlefield fence
I’m in it to avenge my brother, why do you do it just to win?
Female is the strongest gender so I’ll throw you in the trash bin
Let me judge you on your skills on a scale to one to ten
And honestly, y’all have lamer hits than Ryu’s friend Ken
Jin Kazama, you’re so Goth, obsessed with the damn flames?
Hating on your grandpa? That’s cruel; no wonder you can’t get fame
Ryu, you’re so lame, in your life, you never seen titties
And don’t think you’re gonna see these Mizuyoken beans
Sub-Zero, if I was with you, I wouldn’t get on my knees
Because you’ll never get kids, the second you squirt, it’ll just freeze
I’m not playing hard to get, you men are just dicks
You just randomly swing your body to try to land some hits
The Germans found me as a subject to be the best fighter of them all
Because women needs history today, the males will start to fall
=== Nightmare: ===
If you think you’re so clever, then how come you only get money to strip?
Why don’t you and your f@ggot friends come and give my sword a lick?
I am your worst Nightmare, literally, it’s in my name
You better not forget it; I’ll be living in all your brains
I’m stepping to the battlefield, you all better get down and kneel
Or I’ll chop you into pieces and eat them; you could say I tried the veal
What lies in my soul is of Destruction in this Damnation
If you call yourselves the masters you all are masturbations
Your raps are so bad that your souls want to leave your bodies
Don’t insult my fucking strength or you will all be sorry
My swords full of mighty souls I am the Grim Reaper of the Grim Reaper
My rhymes will blow up in your face just like the Minecraft Creeper
I’ll rip your spine out Kuai Liang and I’ll shove it up Ryu’s ass
Then I’ll grab Kasumi and Jin to make your skulls crash
I should be in Mortal Kombat because I gave a quad fatality
So this is the end of this little tournament finale
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=== Jin: ===
If you think you can beat in this battle, you're fooled
This is a rematch for you: Street Fighter X Tekken 2
I am the Child of Destiny and you're destined to die
Leave or I'm gonna end your entire bloodline
You fucking joke! You're a hoax! Gouken didn't teach you shit!
My grandfather's fighting skills still live in these fists
I'll get a perfect K.O., you won't land a hit on me
The last thing I'll hear from you is your echoing scream
=== Ryu: ===
I'm a man who fights for evil; why do you think I'm fighting you?
Jumping with some whirlwind kicks have you prepared to lose
Those stupid hot rod flame pants are just so out of style
I'll beat you so bad, I'll knock out the devil inside
SHORYUKEN to your jaw! You'll be begging for mercy!
After this battle is over, I can continue with my journey
When I shout HADOUKEN! this will end with a blast
There won't be a Round Two because we know I'll kick your ass
=== Devil Jin: ===
My Devil Gene's reacting meaning I can see your power
And when I'm in this stage, your soul will be devoured!
I'm so evil, that Ogre's original form fears me!
Like Bison, I got Psycho Power, it's best you flee
Brace yourself when you feel the wrath of this God
I have the Ultimate Power to take your whole street squad
You won't be saved! I'll make your death quick and silent
You can't stop the Devil Jin once he brings the violence
=== Evil Ryu: ===
YOU GODDAMN FOOL! Violence is who I am!!
See the evil in my eyes? The Kazama race be damned!
You can call me the Hulk cause this power is driven by anger
Wanna know how Jun corrupted? It was because I banged her!
You're half devil, ain't the real deal like Kazuya
The Satsui no Hado shown better than Akuma
Devil or not, every opponent of mine are shown weak
All will fail no matter who stands against me!
=== Sub-Zero: ===
I'm the Master Cryomancer: top tier of the Lin Kuei
You'll scream like Liu Kang when I bust your nuts like Johnny Cage
My games have bloody battles and some nice titties just bouncin'
I've made many foes my ice sculptures and still countin'
I laugh at you Kazama! HAHAHA! Like Shao Kahn!
I'll have you beheaded like Scorpion did to Bi-Han
You got your mommy issues and continuous bitchin'
Now to damage homeless Karate Kid with my disses
So Akuma killed your master? I killed the Shirai Ryu
You rip off the same moves of Dragon Ball Z's Goku
Chills going down your spines? Let me take care of that!
No FRIENDSHIPS are allowed when it comes to MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!
=== Kasumi: ===
You're about to be torn Sky high! Let me tell you guys your fortunes
I'm about to kick your asses with epic proportions
Once I tag into battle, my foes are Dead, not Alive
These three phony warriors are nothing when I arrive
Ir's the Last Round for you all, you will never beat me
I became champ of my first tournament while I was 17
The ninja princess from the Mugen Tenshin Ninja Clan
Is marking fighting history for women, dominating these men
=== Nightmare: ===
Kasumi, just stop, you're known for bikinis and volleyball
Get back to the Strip Club while the men have a serious talk
Time for some Soul Cali-burns, feel familiar, Sub-Zero?
This will lead into your graves, don't try being the heroes
I'm no foolish human, I'm a symbol of destruction!
And Jin, I'm a real devil, don't think that you're tough shit
Take you and Ryu, bash your skulls in, that's enough of you assholes
I'm through with you all! The Nightmare has devoured your souls…
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