Pingu

Pingu are a species of Batniks manufactured by Dr. Robotnik to spread the word of Pingas. There are many pingus, all of them slightly annoying and who have an exceeding blood-sugar level like Yoshi. You know if a penguin is actually a Pingu by looking for if it's made of clay. Every Pingu lives in fear, which is to say they also live in igloos. Shocking, I know. Whenever they feel fear, they say noot-noot, because Noo-Noo cleans up fear. Other than that they eat ghoti (pronounced Fish, but it's only for robutts) and other pingus.
Currently, the Pingu species was sold off to the Teletubbies to be Teletubby minions. They have been sent through to the northern regions of Canada and have made permanent residence in Nunavut (where they sometimes get disassembled by the Coca-Cola Bear.) On every Saturday morning they go to the Temple of Pingas to go worship Dr. Robotnik. He offers them Pingas in exchange for life, for whom the bells toll for all the fools who do not adore him.
==Becoming Famous==
One day a Pingu said Noot Noot and then became MLG as fuck because of it. This was very unfunny, but then 9 years later it said the same thing and now it was Morbius levels of LOL. (League of Legends) This kickstarted their YouTube career as being the #1 reaction channel for 562 days in a row. And after that they started making a TV show called "Pingu" where these guys teach the importance of Pingas to small children.
==Death==
On May 7th of , Pingu was officially killed dead by the network of cartoons. He was real good son real good, maybe even the best. After being dead he was killed again by N.S.M.R.C.U.D.S.K.M.C.M.D.P.U.S.D.D.E.N.M.V.9001.D.T.S.E.H. for the final time before then getting killed again by Bowser Jr.
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