Gastric Disturbance Philly

This toy was made from 2007-2009 by MGA; when Philly's hand is held, he farts and vibrates, then lights up (as if he's blushing) while delivering a side-splitting remark.
== The SFX and Phrases ==
# ("Steamy" fart) Who needs a sauna when you have me?
# ("Trombone" fart) Why have a marching band when I'm around?
# ("Water buffalo" fart) That's a record-breaker!
# ("Sizzler" fart) That really brought the heat!
# ("Elephant" fart) That's what I call unbelievable!
# ("Hippo" fart) That was a totally beastly toot!
# ("Bullfrog" fart) That's just me, letting out my inner amphibian!
# ("Alarm clock" fart) TBA
# ("Squeaky Balloon" fart) Now, that's what I call a real party-crasher!
# ("Screech" fart) TBA
# ("Firecracker" fart) TBA
# ("Thud" fart) TBA
# ("Jackhammer" fart) TBA
# ("Crop dust" fart) TBA
# ("Explosive" fart) TBA
# ("Wet rip" fart) TBA
# ("Ship horn" fart) Enjoy your vacation on the Gastric Disturbance Cruise Line!
# ("School bus beep" fart) Field trip time, get your lunchboxes out!
# ("Limo horn honk" fart) TBA
# ("Motorboat" fart) Sorry about the engine trouble!
# ("Choo-choo train whistle" fart) Get your tickets out and hop aboard the Gastric Disturbance Express!