Keeping Up with the Aliapohs

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
* A pathetic sop of an adventurer heaps cloying praise upon you before promptly foisting upon you some task that he is either incapable of or unwilling to─mayhap both─perform himself. He quickly scampers off before supplying any of the relevant details, save that it involves lending your aid to one Khloe Aliapoh, a shopkeep at Rowena's Center for Cultural Promotion whose mere smile is seemingly sufficient to reduce the man to a stammering clod. Investigate and hope that you've seen the last of that sad buffoon.
* You introduce yourself to Khloe Aliapoh, a charming Miqo'te girl with a love for telling stories of heroes and derring-do. She explains that recently she fears that her tales are starting to sound the same, and have not been lifting the spirits of her troubled friend as once they did. She furnishes you with a journal that she has dubbed Wondrous Tails, and entreats you to fill its pages with accounts of your own adventures, that she might draw inspiration from them to fashion new narratives of her own.
==Objectives==
* Speak with Khloe Aliapoh.
==Script==
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Adventurer02392	[Player Name]...? [Player Name] [Player Name]!? Gods, it really is you! I've heard the songs and tales, but to think the day would come that I'd meet you in the flesh! Whatever have I done to deserve such an honor!? (Drat, of all the days to forget to polish my armor! She/He must think I'm a total bumpkin!)
Adventurer02392	(B-But wait! Dare I ask? N-No, I daren't! To impose on such a hero─oh, but what is the harm in trying? Yes, I must try!) You see, I'm in a bit of a bind. A pickle, if you will. You see, I've just taken on a task of sorts─a task far, far beyond the abilities of a two-gil greenhorn like myself.
Adventurer02392	But you! Yes, a realm-renowned hero like you could tackle this monumental task in your sleep, blindfolded and with both arms and a leg tied behind your back! So you'll do it for me, yes? Wonderful! Just head over to Rowena's and tell Khloey-poey you're there to help.
Adventurer02392	D-Did I say Khloey-poey? Er, I meant Khloe Aliapoh. That isn't my silly little nickname for her, and I certainly haven't been frequenting her shop every day for the past two moons, that her ever-so-cute little smile might brighten my dark and dreary days─uh, but I've blabbered on enough, haven't I? Ta-ta!
 	
Khloealiapof 	Hey there, lady/mister! I'm Khloe. Khloe Aliapoh! And who might you be?
Khloealiapof 	[Player Name]...? The [Player Name]? From all the stories? Wow, you're like a legend! A real, living and breathing legend! This is so exciting...!
Khloealiapof 	Did I tell you I love stories? Well, I do! And not just listening to them─I'm pretty good at telling them, too! I have this friend whose mommy and daddy went away and never came back, and well, she gets lonely and cries sometimes. So I tell her stories to cheer her up!
Khloealiapof 	That's right─stories of brave adventurers like you! She likes my stories. She stops crying, and even starts smiling and laughing! Seeing her happy makes me happy too. But lately, she's just been staring off into space again. It must be my fault. I bet all my stories are starting to sound the same...
Khloealiapof 	But then I had an idea! Do you know what it is? I'll ask great adventurers like you to tell me your stories, and then I'll put them together to make new stories of my own! It's a really great idea, right? Tell me you think so, too!
Khloealiapof 	So will you help me? Rowena gives me all sorts of things when I work hard, so if you do this for me, I can give some of them to you! What sort of things? Well, tone stones for one! And, well, all kinds of other special stuff! But not my mandragora pin─that's all mine!
Khloealiapof 	So, do me a favor. Remember all your bestest stories, and write them in this notebook here. I call it Khloe's Wondrous Tails. Because I have a tail, and I tell tales─get it?
Khloealiapof 	Every time your stories help me come up with a new tale of my own, I'll give you a present. It'll be a lot of fun for both of us, don't you think? Thanks, [Player Name]! And by the way, you're even cuter/more handsome than I pictured you from the stories. Tee hee!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Dravanian Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV