No Brain No Gain

==Patrick wakes up SpongeBob at 3AM to help him with something.==
* [Short begins in SpongeBob’s room at night. He is sleeping. A loud knock is heard and SpongeBob is up like a jolt. Patrick is outside the door]
*SpongeBob: Huh who’s that?
*[Patrick knocks on the door]
*Patrick: SpongeBob?
*[SpongeBob looks around the room]
*SpongeBob: Don’t start hiding now! Come in or say goodbye.
*Patrick: SpongeBob! Open up it’s freezing!
*SpongeBob: Come out with your hands up!
*Patrick: Oh please open the door SquarePants. I’m walking around in my undies!
*[SpongeBob opens the door]
*SpongeBob: So you think you can just enter…..Oh it’s you..Why are you bugging me at 3am?
*Patrick: SpongeBob. Something terrible’s happened! 
*SpongeBob: No mustard?
*Patrick: No
*SpongeBob: No ketchup? 
*Patrick: No
*SpongeBob: No mayonnaise?
*Patrick: Close.
*SpongeBob: Horseradish then?
*Patrick: Yes! I ran out of hor….Wait that can’t be right.
*SpongeBob: See you in the morning Patrick
*[Before SpongeBob shuts the door Patrick stops him]
*Patrick: Wait! Before you go i need you to help me look for something. It’s urgent!
*SpongeBob: Have you searched the fridge for the mayo?
*Patrick: No not that! it’s my brain! It vanished.
*SpongeBob: What a surprise…..
*Patrick: Can you help me find it?
*SpongeBob: Sure but first...one thing.
*Patrick: What?
*SpongeBob: Quit being a idiot and get back to reality. Look at your hand.
*[Patrick looks at his hand]
*Patrick: My brain!!!! Thanks a bunch SpongeBob! See you in the morning!
*[Patrick leaves back to his house]
*SpongeBob: Anytime fella. Any…..
*[SpongeBob falls flat on his face asleep. The short ends]
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