Super Mario Cookies

Super Mario Cookies are epic cookies that first came out in the 1600s. They were made due to Mario's rising fame in Mushroom Kingdom and around the UnWorld. They are still very popular, but as they are several hundred years old, they are a little stale.
Though it is obvious Mario was very famous when Super Mario Cookies came out, there was another reason. The Tubby Toast was becoming popular, and this was very very very very very very very very very very very VERY bad. So, they made these cookies to take care of the problem. Tubby Toast was eventually considered inferior to Super Mario Cookies, and now the Teletubbies are mad, and can't do anything about it.
Super Mario Cookies come in several flavors, some of them better tasting than others. Some of them make me want to throw up. Others make me shoot into the air for no particular reason. Then there are some that taste like crap, but in a good way.
==Flavors==
*Mario (Strawberry)
*Malleo (Sourberry)
*Luigi (Strawberry)
** Just the Mario cookies painted green. The paint is not edible, but the customers don't know that.
*Peach (Peach)
*Toad (Birthday Cake)
*Bowser (Sulfur)
*Yoshi (Raw Eggs)
*Weegee (Death)
*Donkey Kong (Banana)
*Waluigi (Eggplant)
*Rosalina (Carolina Reaper)
*Koopa Troopa (Pineapple)
== Former Flavors ==
* Wario (Garlic)
* Daisy (Literal daisies, also reported to have vomit inside)
* Bowser Jr. (Coal, misspelled as "Cola" in the packaging)
*Koopalings:
**Larry Koopa (Mixed Berry with cyanide thrown in)
**Morton Koopa (Neapolitan, tastes like garbage)
**Iggy Koopa (Fun Dip Cocaine)
**Lemmy Koopa (Tutti Frutti)
**Ludwing Von Koopa (I don't know, but it tastes bad)
**Wendy O Koopa (Cherry)
**Roy (Poop)
* Po (Blood and fermented Tubby Toast)
**This is actually a knockoff version made to trick people into thinking it's an actual flavor. It got recalled after they got sued.
*Cappy (Hat Leather)
*Weegee (Lemon)
**Recalled for being too sour and making people's heads ASPLODE.
Category:Food
Category:Items eaten by Baby Yoshi
Category:Stuff
Category:Sweets
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