Schoolkids React To Farts, A Spotter's Guide

This episode shows fans' favourite CO3K schoolkids reacting to the ten farts of the book, "Farts...A Spotter's Guide."
== The Schoolkids' Reactions ==
=== Seismic Blaster ===
Note: This is a really loud, long and wet fart.
* MADI: Whoa, Momma!
* EDDIE: What a forceful rafter-shaker!
* KIM: That's what I call unbelievably noisy!
* KAM: Just like an explosion of thunder and lightning!
* PHILLY: That showstopper can really make an entrance!
* TAMI: Wow, what a juicy toot that was!
=== SBD-Silent But Deadly ===
Note: This fart is a gentle hiss from the bottom.
* MADI: Tee-hee, that really quiet stinker gets me all of the time!
* EDDIE: Just like a leaky limo tire!
* KIM: That was a sneaky little stinker!
* KAM: Just like a weapon from the butt!
* PHILLY: The hissing is better than the reeking!
* TAMI: That's what I call the secret agent of flatulence!
=== The Smoke-Blower ===
Note: This is a fart that imitates a birthday balloon being pulled and then released.
* MADI: OMG, just like wizardry from the butt!
* EDDIE: That one always cracks me up all of the time!
* KIM: Wowie zowie, what a one-of-a-kind, extraordinary butt balloon deflation!
* KAM: Just like the birthday person blowing out cake candles!
* PHILLY: What an amazing butt balloon noise!
* TAMI: Just what the doctor ordered: a diamond in the rough!
=== The Getaway ===
Note: This fart imitates a firework popping in someone's pants.
* MADI: OMG, what a funky firecracker toot!
* EDDIE: Wow, such incredible pyrotechnics that poot had!
* KIM: Just like a firecracker in my underwear!
* KAM: Wowee zowee, what an explosive patootie pop!
* PHILLY: That one's just like a fireworks show in my underpants!
* TAMI: Wowie, what a surprising pop!
=== Flight of The Butt Bees ===
Note: This is a series of staccato, air-horn pressure, bossy, icy, purse-lipped, anally-retentive, uptight chirps and blips from the rear end.
* MADI: OMG, just like the world's most awesome rear end symphony!
* EDDIE: So quirky, those staccato chirps and blips get me every time!
* KIM: Such bossy, icy chirps and blips!
* KAM: That really DID play the music of the fart!
* PHILLY: What a hilariously distinctive toot!
* TAMI: That poot stands out from the crowd!
=== The Poof ===
Note: This is a short, puffy, fluffy toot.
* MADI: Just like a giggle from my butt!
* EDDIE: That's so cute, LOL-O-LOL-O-LOL!
* KIM: That tooting noise always makes me giggle!
* KAM: That one popped ever so perfectly!
* PHILLY: What a breezy poot that was!
* TAMI: So dainty, just like a Southern belle!
=== In Between States ===
Note: This is a really wet, sloppy, juicy and messy fart that soils the "farty pants" who dealt it.
* MADI: What a shocking toot that was!
* EDDIE: That one always leaves me with a lasting impression!
* KIM: That poot was a real hair-raiser!
* KAM: That fart requires some serious tidying up!
* PHILLY: That's what you get when you cross NOCO2HCH4 with H2O!
* TAMI: OMG, what a crazy tooting noise!
=== The Sleeping Dog ===
Note: This fart is a release of hot wind from the butt.
* MADI: Just like a bonfire from my bottom!
* EDDIE: What a fiery little inferno that was!
* KIM: That one's just like a balmy breeze from my rear end!
* KAM: Oh, that's a super hot one!
* PHILLY: That's just like a ray of sunshine from my butt!
* TAMI: Wowie, that one's just like a furnace!
=== The Long Goodbye ===
Note: This is a 20-second toot that squeals and then blows out.
* MADI: That's what I call 20 seconds of pure flatulence!
* EDDIE: Now, that's what I call truly unforgiving flatulence!
* KIM: This just in: gassy squeal turns into big blowout!
* KAM: Breaking news: rear-end squealing transforms to loud blowing wind!
* PHILLY: Just like a magical metamorphosis-from a squeal to a blowout!
* TAMI: Just like a rollercoaster ride of flatulence!
=== The Aftershock ===
Note: This is a pair of wet, juicy farts.
* MADI: Twice the gas means twice the fun!
* EDDIE: Wowie zowie, that was quite the pair of slimy toots!
* KIM: Twice as squidgy and twice as nice!
* KAM: Double your pleasure with double the squishiness!
* PHILLY: Just like an unforgettable symphony of hilarity!
* TAMI: Double the gas and double the mirth!