Bubbling in Canals

Susie: sure, They’ll be here in half an hour! Are we ready? This season must go without a hitch. If we have to give another refund we’ll be well and truly sunk!
J.J.: Ha! A bit like that boatload of kids we took out onto the lake last year! Mind you, because the baths and showers weren’t working, that sinking was their only opportunity for a proper wash! Which reminds me, did you check the plumbing?
Natalie: Don’t you worry,. Nearly all the leaks have been sorted, we’re up to fifty percent of toilets now flushing and almost every bathroom has at least one bath or shower with warm-ish water.
Bob: Great work! Now, mealtimes; have we plenty of fresh supplies in? We absolutely cannot run out of food.....again!
Pedro: We’ve got loads stocked up. The freezers are bulging! They’re so full we can’t shut the doors!
Susie: Which might explain the puddles on the floor and the smell in the kitchen. That food should really be kept cold. The last thing we need is another case of food poisoning!
Peter: Well how about we store some of the food in the dormitories? The temperature in there at night regularly gets close to zero.
Natalie: Good idea! Right, make sure you take the glass out of some of those dormitory windows, so it doesn’t get too warm. Consider it done.
Pedro: Excellent! This is real progress. Now, what about the activities that we will be doing?
J.J.: Got it covered. The usual 6am five-mile hike over the hillsides will be a daily event.
Bob: OK. Just one thing though, the air ambulance has been given advance warning this time, hasn’t it? I think their crew felt a little overstretched last year with our continual phone calls.
Peter: Don’t worry, all the emergency services have been notified and will be on high alert over the next five days.
Sebastian Tute: Ah! You must be the Wii music kids. Welcome to the Maka Wahu Activity Centre!
Susie: Thank you. I must say, you’re a bit off the beaten track here. It took us ages to find you.
Bob: It’s put our bus driver in a really bad mood. Mind you, he was hardly full of the joys of spring when we set off!
Sebastian Tute: Well you’re here now. Right, first things first, let’s get you to your dormitories. When your unpacked and freshened up, we have a lovely meal prepared for you. Well come on you lot....!
Peter: So, what do you reckon?
Natalie: I don’t know, but I’ve a feeling I’m going to need a long holiday when all this is over!
Sebastian Tute: Wh-what?
Bob, Susie, Peter, Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: Seems like not so long ago
I pushed you around in your pram.
Now you’re leaving me for five whole days,
So forlorn I am!
How will I survive not making your bed,
Not cooking your meals, 
Not tucking you in, not saying ‘Goodnight’?
How wrong this all feels. 
But then again...
We’ll get some peace and some quiet,
A tidy house, no mess to clear,
No sticky fingerprints,
In fact no sign that children live here!
Who’ll make sure you brush your teeth
And see that you’re properly fed?
Who will kiss it better when you
Get a bump on your head.
How will I survive not taking you out,
Not watching you play,
Not hearing you cry whenever you’re not
Getting your own way?
But then again...
We’ll get some peace and some quiet,
The stress and strain will disappear.
No tantrums or hissy-fits,
In fact no sign that children live here! 
We’ll watch what we want on telly,
And we’ll relax in our front room.
So go, enjoy yourself,
No need to come back any time soon!
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