Sorney Arena

In this commercial, Joel promotes a warehouse of digestive aids.
== Script ==
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
At the Sorny retail warehouse, our best prices ever on corn, Imodium AD, peanuts, those stringy things that look like noodles and Ciproxin.
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
We'll be running watered down prices on everything in the store! Never before has any sale made so much of a splash that it'll tickle everyone's fancy!
Special guests include:
The late Scatman Crothers!
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
Soupy Sales!
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
And Ron Jeremy's booking agent!
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
So bring the kids and have them hold on to the edge of their seat, because this may be over before you think!
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
Open from noon until midnight at the Sorny retail outlet in Shitsville, AK!
At the giant diarrhea liquidation sale!
Be there on Sunday and talk about it all day on Monday, it will all just pour out of you! Brought to you by Geyser of Shit Productions!
== Notes of Interest ==
*None yet.
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