Welcome to Moe's

Welcome to Moe's is a song sung by Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Moe in the episode "Mommie Beerest". The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. 
==Lyrics==
:Marge:
:Maybe some cheerier pink would make this place less of a dive.
:Moe:
:Marge, my customers don't like themselves, therefore, they seek the darkness.
:(patrons groan)
:Marge:
:Well, as fabulous as your regulars are, a remodel might bring in a higher class of lush.
:Moe:
:Look, I like Moe's the way it is, alright, and I ain't changin' it for any dames, skirts, Suzy Qs, or facemacer.
:Marge:
:I had a feeling you'd say that. So I prepared something that might help you change your tune.
:This place is a diamond,
:But it's trapped in the rough.
:Moe:
:Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"
:So enough of your guff.
:Marge:
:Here's my new idea
:To sell both beer and grub:
:We will turn this filthy dive
:Into a proper old-time British pub.
:Moe:
:A British bar?
:Bart and Lisa:
:(to the tune of "Rule Brittania")
:Darts and meat pies,
:And lager in pint glasses.
:What a classy way
:To get drunk off your asses!
:Moe:
:Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!
:All:
:In song!
:Moe:
:Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish
:So why don't we all--
:Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.
Category:Songs
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Category:Songs by Moe
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Category:Season 16 songs
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