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...you'll be fooled by his simple tricks, well he's downright incorrect. Once you know how he works, he's powerless. Top Hat men rely on the false pyramid of authority to exert their will in society. You can take the bottom out from under their flimsy 3D triangle and watch it fall to the ground. Silly Top Hat men don't understand the circle is really the strongest hierarchical shape. No corners, no edges, nothing to destabilize. Try breaking open a circle. Not so easy, is it? You'd have better luck with a square. Definitely a triangle Cylinders maybe, haven't researched that. My friend says cylinders are the actual strongest shapes, or maybe those capsule ones. Not ovals though. Ovals actually suck. You can take that to the bank if you want. Go up to the manager and tell him: ovals suck. They do. Who the hell builds a house out of ovals? Who builds anything out of ovals? You know who does? Insane folk. People who tempt fate. Go ahead, build an oval tower. See what happens. When it comes toppling down amidst ash and flames don't come crying back to me. Now a circular tower? That's where you've got my attention. Ever seen a circle fall? Exactly. It doesn't happen. That's the real magic here, the circle. Hell, why even discuss anything else when we could just build circles? Mark my words, if people had discovered the sphere 300 years earlier, we wouldn't have developed language. There'd be no need. You know who else has spheres? Atoms do. How are they doing, you might ask? Oh, fairly well, just', y'know, making up all of everything that exists. Even your damn triangle hierarchy is actually made of circles. Hell, even you yourself are made of circles. I think the facts just about write themselves. Oh, one more thing? The shape of the earth. Yeah, that's right. Planets? Circles bro. Circles all the way down. That's a shape you can trust. If concepts were physical things, I'm sure trust would be made of circles too.