Earth vs Fire vs Water vs Air

thumb|330x330px|- Four Elements Rap Battle
Earth vs Fire vs Water vs Air is the nineteenth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the forty-ninth battle overall. It features a rap battle of the four elements, Sandman and Gaara represent the element of earth, Roy Mustang and Natsu Dragneel represent the element of fire, Percy Jackson and Aquaman represent the element of water, and Vaati and Raimundo Pedrosa represent the element of air, just to be interrupted by Aang.
== CAST ==
Pool as Gaara
AccordionChick as Sandman
ZombieLicker as Roy Mustang
MetalFireVA as Natsu Dragneel
Maple as Percy Jackson
Emo Owl as Aquaman
Dusk as Raimundo Pedrosa
MaNCHA as Vaati
VinnyO as Aang
== Lyrics ==
UBER RAP BATTLES OF FICTION
EARTH VERSUS FIRE VERSUS WATER VERSUS AIR
BEGIN!
=== Verse 1 (Earth, Sandman and Gaara) ===
It's a desert funeral, rhymes flowing like quicksand 
when these airheads stand up to the masters of the land
Don’t try shit-talking, clown, because the elephant in the room
Is that you’re going to meet your doom, with or without a full moon
So leave on the Ocarina ere Shukaku plays your requiem
You’re out of dissing material but elementally we barium 
You better say your prayers when the Sandman Enters! 
Because your limbs will get severed worse than your friend, Edward!
=== Verse 2 (Fire, Roy Mustang and Natsu Dragneel) ===
I've seen better battle Scars in the filth of Ishval
I Konoha you love the Sound of your total Crushing fall
Squash you like a spider without a family intact
It’s a fact, Mustangs are feral when they are attacked!
You’re seeing red while you’re powerless, but we keep the mic blazing
Cuz you’re getting flamed hotter than the whole House of Hades 
This demiass is getting Ripped with Fuhrerious dominion
Exploding Flame Blade until you Kim-bleed Crimson!
=== Verse 4 (Water, Percy Jackson and Aquaman) ===
Sure I live Under the Sea, but you’re the ones washed up
Because you’re Blinded by the Truth that you always need your backup!
Time to rain on your parade until you’re sunk like Atlantis
I’m slaying the dragon to put an E. N. D. to this Etherious!
I’m Po-siding with my allies to take you by sword-Storm
Until your skills have diMinished more than your original form
Wu-ya can’t win on your own, just go betray your team again
It’s three spikes and you’re out when faced with my trident!
=== Verse 5 (Air, Vaati and Raimundo Pedrosa) ===
Oh Mr. Sandman, you can only win in your dreams dude! 
And he up and switched sides like a reverse Yashamaru! 
I’ll bring the Shoku Astro Wind on Uranus, Son of Neptune
We’re so fly that you’ll die against the Xiaolin’s monsoon
If you try to show me down you’ll Condor’s Crest in peace
Aqua’s batshit if he thinks I won’t leave these sea puppies beached
No sanctuary for you when you’re facing four word swords
Break your cancerous glass with more than just Light force!
=== Verse 6 (All) ===
Natsu: With all your flawed mythology you’re calling me the Fairy Tail?
Percy: Percy’s ambrosia flow will make sure that you’re whaled!
Sandman: Jack Spicing it up, I know how much you hate defeat
Raimundo: Shapeshift into something that maybe won’t leave you beat!
Mustang: With a snap of my fingers, I’ll melt you down like the ice caps!
Aquaman: Why don’t you murder some more doctors, you Amestrian trash!
Gaara: Kazekage coming atcha, try to keep your eye peeled!
Vaati: It’s literal when I say it appears your fate’s sealed!
=== Final Verse (Aang) ===
I’m the Avatar! The world’s staunch and true defender!
You better listen to the verse of the Last Wordbender
The inevitable wind-er, so silence, you savages
Else you’ll all be destroyed like a cart full of cabbages
Fight me, I’ll Out-O-match-u, Listen when I Ba Sing Say!
That 100 years of your war is ending now today!
When you’re defeated, I’ll bend all your tears when you cry
and remove all your powers just like Fire Lord Ozai!
I’m in Avatar State, and now I’m Topher than rocks!
And taking down your egos like piles of chi blocks
So you fall, like our whole Day of the Black Sun’s plan
Blow you up and away, a Sparky Sparky Boom, man!
But my predecessors and I both agree on this message
Because ending this fight can show you what true success is!
To battle on is futile, so put your rage aside and cease 
Then spread across the world my true teachings of peace!
==POLL==
<poll>
Who Won?
Sandman and Gaara
Roy Mustang and Natsu Dragneel
Percy Jackson and Aquaman
Vaati and Raimundo Pedrosa
Aang
</poll>
Category:Season 3
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