Golfing (TWOS Transcript)

==Four!==
*(Patrick walks to Squidward who appears to be concentrating)
*Patrick: Hiya Squidward. Whatcha doing?
*Squidward: Trying to take my shot. Now get out of here your distracting me!
*Patrick: Oh ok.
*(Patrick walks off)
*Squidward: Hmm i think i need an iron for this hole. (Patrick passes him a clothing iron) Why thank....Not that kind of iron you dolt! I thought i told you to scram anyways!?
*Patrick: I'm bored.
*Squidward: I don't care your distracting me. Go away!
*Patrick: But........
*Squidward: GOOO!!!!!!!!
*Patrick: Hmph!
*(Squidward is about to swing but Patrick grabs his club)
*Squidward: Yeowch!
*(Squidward falls over)
*Patrick: Umm Squidward... you need to work on your aim.
*(Squidward wacks Patrick with the club then chases him)
*Squidward: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
==Sandy!==
*(SpongeBob hits his ball and it goe into the sand)
*SpongeBob: Dammit!
*(SpongeBob hits the ball but nothing happens)
*Patrick: Tsk, Tsk.
*SpongeBob: Like you can do better!?
*Patrick: I could......
*SpongeBob: Don't say it! As soon as this ball comes out then i will win this hole.
*Patrick: My ball is already in the hole.
*SpongeBob: Oh go on you start showing off!
*Patrick: Look at my ball.
*(SpongeBob looks at the hole to find Patricks ball inside)
*SpongeBob: Oh who cares! At least you got a Triple Bogey.
*Patrick: This is your 25th stroke.........
*SpongeBob: You know what? Just shut up! Your annoying me now.
*Patrick: Fine.....
*(He leaves. SpongeBob is struggling to hit the ball)
*SpongeBob: Freaking hell! This ball is driving me crazy! (SpongeBob hits the ball out of the sand) Yes!!!! (The ball bounces back and hits his eye) No!!!!!!!
==Stop It, Patrick!==
*(SpongeBob is looking with binoculars at the hole)
*SpongeBob: So if i use a driver i could possibly hit it in the hole but then it may bounce back. We shall give it a try.
*(Patrick enters)
*Patrick: Hiya SpongeBob!
*SpongeBob: Oh hey Patrick! Long time no see!
*(SpongeBob is about to swing)
*Patrick: *cough*
*(SpongeBob swings but it doesn't go very far)
*SpongeBob: Oh thanks a lot Patrick!
*Patrick: What?
*SpongeBob: For coughing! Now my ball is right at the start!
*Patrick: Your falt......
*SpongeBob: I'm not the one who cough's all over your face!
*Patrick: I never coughed in your face!
*SpongeBob: Do we need to get the lie detctor out!?
*Patrick: LIKE I SAID.......I NE....
*(SpongeBob and Patrick get hit with golf clubs from offscreen)
==Man Down!==
*SpongeBob: Ok so we are now 5 holes in. The score is +2654. I'm doing great! Ok lets do this. (SpongeBob bends down and swings the ball) Oh i might get somewhere! It's gonna go into the hole! It is! It's.....
*(The ball hits a man who just seems to be walking. He falls to the floor)
*Man: Ow..... i think i pulled something.
*SpongeBob: Oh crap! He's down! Come on SpongeBob do something! (He thinks) Yes the ambulance! 
*(He dials 911. He reaches a woman)
*Woman: Hello. May i help you?
*SpongeBob: Do you have the number for 911!?
*Woman: Your on it........
*SpongeBob: What?
*Woman: This is 911.......
*SpongeBob: Oh thank the world!
*Woman: So.........Are you going to tell us your issue?
*SpongeBob: Issue.......Oh yes i remember.
*Woman: Ok.......
*SpongeBob: COME QUICK THERES A GUY WHO HAS PASSED OUT. HE APPEARS TO BE REALLY BLACKED OUT AND UNCONSICIOUS! COME QUICK!!!!!!!
*Woman: Ok we will be on our way. Just one request though.
*SpongeBob: What?
*Woman: STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!
*SpongeBob: Oh but it's an emergan....(The woman hangs up) Hello? Hello!? Hell...
*(The woman from the phone taps SpongeBob on the shoulder. SpongeBob turns around as he is startled)
*Woman: So this is the emergancy then.
*SpongeBob: Yes he is not moving at all!
*(She checks his pulse)
*Woman: Hmm he is still breathing so.......
*Director: CUT! Seriously i don't know who hired this kid but he is a freaking genius. You must work for me one day. I'm telling you. Your gonna go places kid.
*(The guy wakes up)
*Guy: Are we done yet?
*SpongeBob: Oh it was only acting. Silly me. I was fooled then. That was quite impressive. Oh well i guess i will destroy the camera in rage now.
*(SpongeBob smashes the camera with a hammer and walks off in anger)
==Vanishing Balls==
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