金持ちあいつはテトロミノ (Kanemochi Aitsu wa Tetoromino)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
回線渋滞あいつは重体 	kaisen juutai aitsuSo the Japanese word “aitsu” means “that guy.” I consistently used this throughout the song, even though some places it sounds awkward, because it seems to always be referring to “that rich guy.” Same thing with “that kid.” wa juutai	The line congestionLine congestion – “Network[ /line] congestion in data networking and queueing theory is the reduced quality of service that occurs when a network node is carrying more data than it can handle.” (Wikipedia). guy is in a critical state
青い鳥で分かるのよ 	aoi tori de wakaru no yo 	I know because a blue bird told me
わたしはユウレイあいつは you lie 	watashi wa yuurei aitsu wa you lie 	I am a ghost, that guy is you lie
誰に落雷されたのか 	dare ni rakurai sareta no ka 	Who chewed him out that much? Sorry this sounds awkward. In both lines, it uses the English for “you lie.” And the “Who chewed him out that much?” is a line from Maggie Sensei; I asked her opinion on this lyric, and she interpreted it this way, but it could also mean something like, “Who got hit with lightning?” (it’s an idiomatic expression.) Anyways, it explains the red lightning bolt in the background.
 	 	
メス入れるようなメスが嫌いだ 	mesu ireru you na mesu ga kirai da 	I hate that scalpel- it’s like the ones that operate
煙草を吹かすあいつはさ 	tabako o fukasu aitsu wa sa 	That guy smokes a cigarette
の歌に心打たれて 	hayari no uta ni kokoro utarete 	I’m touched by popular songs, although I know
小手先の詩を知って 	kotesaki no shi o shitte 	Their cleverness is only superficial.
 	 	
大好きだったあの子の体を 	daisuki datta ano ko no karada o 	When he said that he loved that kid,
汚す事すら愛と言い 	yogosu koto sura ai to ii 	Even though he was dirty,
クラスメイトの一途な恋を 	kurasumeito no ichizu na koi o 	I laughed at the one-sided love of a classmate,
「汚れちまった」と笑ってた。 	"yogorechimatta" to waratteta. 	Saying “But he’s completely dirty.”
 	 	
それは 	sore wa 	That is
 	 	
どうやったって特進さ、 	dou yatta tte tokushin sa 	No matter what I do, I’ll get a special upgradeThe word “special upgrade” is commonly used to refer to a special promotion where someone, in the military, skips over a rank. I’m assuming it’s being used as a gaming term(?),
夢をゆめゆめ忘れるな。 	yume o yumeyume wasureru na. 	Little by little, I forget my dreams
どうなったって純粋な、 	dou natta tte junsui na, 	No matter what happens
サバを読んで裁くのさ。 	saba o yonde sabaku no sa. 	I’ll read and judge the innocent server
 	 	
金持ちあいつの恋は辛い 	kanemochi aitsu no koi wa tsurai 	The harsh love of that rich guy
煮て焼いて傷つけて 	nite yaite kizutsukete 	It boils, it burns, and it hurts
金持ちあいつの恋患い 	kanemochi aitsu no koi wazurai 	The love sickness of that rich guy
私の足元見ないでよ 	watashi no ashimoto minaide yo 	Please don’t see my footprints
　除夜の音 	wan oo eito joya no oto 	The sound of the bell, rung one hundred and eight timesOn New Year’s eve in Japan, a bell is rung 108 times.,
近隣住民サイコパス 	kinrin juumin saikopasu 	The neighborhood psychopath,
胸の内秘めた言葉はさ 	mune no uchi himeta kotoba wa sa 	The words I’m keeping inside my heart,
葉っぱになって金になる　love it 	happa ni natte kane ni naru love it 	Become leaves, which turn into cash, love it
 	 	
テトリスの雷みたいに同じ形と重なって 	tetorisu no kaminari mitai ni onaji katachi to kasanatte 	In thunder-like Tetris, I keep overlapping the same shapes
自分によく似た形を嫌って 	jibun ni yoku nita katachi o kiratte 	I hate these shapes, which are so much like me.
変化ばっかり求めてさ 	henka bakkari motomete sa 	But I’m only searching for some kind of change.
 	 	
大好きだったあの子はついに 	daisuki datta ano ko wa tsui ni 	I love that kid, who, in the end,
3.5 階に落ちてきた 	san ten go kai ni ochitekita 	Fell down 3.5 flights of stairs
ドロフォーくらって駆けだした影は 	dorofoo kuratte kakedashita kage wa 	Receiving a draw-four“Draw-four” – as in the UNO card., now that the shadow’s
正気の沙汰じゃあなかったね。 	shouki no sata jaa nakatta ne. 	Started running, it’s completely crazy, right?
 	 	
金持ちあいつの恋は辛い 	kanemochi aitsu no koi wa tsurai 	The harsh love of the rich guy.
似て酔って気付つけて 	nite yotte kitsuke tsukete 	I noticed it’s like he’s drunk too much.
金持ちあいつの恋煩い 	kanemochi aitsu no koiwazurai 	The love sickness of the rich guy
から･･･噛みました 	shujuchudai kara... kamimashita 	For the “oporating” table… oops, I misspokeSo the line “From the ‘oporating’ table… oops, I misspoke.” In Japanese, the word for “operating table” is commonly mispronounced and is known as hard to say, and, when you listen to the song, /shujutsudai/ (operating table) is pronounced /shujuchudai/. So the person, (perhaps because of nervousness?) says the word wrong, and realizes this.
口から這い出た愛してる 	kuchi kara hai deta aishiteru 	From his mouth, words of love creep out
自分勝手な勝手口 	jibungatte na katteguchi 	Selfishly, I take the back door So the word “back door” is a pun; “back door” was originally used in a tea ceremony for the door that the master of the ceremony came in, so literally the word “back door” is “selfish door.” Very literally, this line is “The selfish selfish-door.”
生きてるあいつのアミラーゼ 	ikiteru aitsu no amiraaze 	The amylaseAmylase is an enzyme in saliva that breaks down food. of that living guy
カラカラに乾いてく　love it 	karakara ni kawaiteku love it 	Is already dried up and gone, love it
 	 	
「ねぇさ。」 	"nee sa." 	“Hey, come on.”
 	 	
意味なんてどこにも無かった 	imi nante doko ni mo nakatta 	There was no meaning anywhere
あいつに抱いた猜疑心に 	aitsu ni daita saigishin ni 	That guy was suspicious
意味なんてどこにも無かった 	imi nante doko ni mo nakatta 	There was no meaning anywhere
朝食に食べたかき氷 	choushoku ni tabeta kakigoori 	I ate shaved ice for breakfast
 	 	
意味なんて関係無かった 	imi nante kankei nakatta 	Meaning doesn’t matter at all
インディーズの時が良かったとか 	indiizu no toki ga yokatta toka 	It was good when i listened to indies music and such
意味なんてここには無かった 	imi nante koko ni wa nakatta 	There’s no meaning here
私が生きてるその is の 	watashi ga ikiteru sono is no 	But I’m still livingThis line uses the English word “is,” but so awkwardly I didn’t know where to fit it in. So literally, theline is “I’m still living that IS.” I think I got the gist of it, though. I hope.
 	 	
意味なんてどうでもよかった 	imi nante dou demo yokatta 	Meaning isn’t worth worrying about
だけど、確かに聞こえてた 	dakedo, tashika ni kikoeteta 	But certainly, that’s what I heard
あいつの最後の鐘の音 	aitsu no saigo no kane no oto 	It’s the last trumpetI used “last trumpet” because it’s a more common English expression, but in Japanese it’s “final bell.” for that guy
「あの子に息して欲しいから」 	"ano ko ni iki shite hoshii kara" 	“Because I want that kid to keep breathing”
 	 	
「意味なんて忘れて」 	"imi nante wasurete" 	“The meaning is something I’ve forgotten”
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*ナンセンス (Nonsense) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Karaoke
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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