Tales Of Eldir: Johan's Absurd Journey

Johan's Absurt Journey is the first part of Tales Of Eldir (a spin-off book series based on the Dutch webseries, Eldir Da Show) It follows the story of Johan Van Der Apendans, a long forgotten relative of the Glamnu family, who went on a journey years ago. The story begins 1 day before Season 1 Episode 10 of Eldir Da Show.
== Chapters ==
=== Prologue ===
In 1984, a Greenlander named Michelle Glamnu travels to The Netherlands where she meets Mister Van Der Apendans. Eventually they marry and give birth to Johan Van Der Apendans on the Pacific Ocean, where they crash, having Johan and his dad strand on Sri Lanka.
Musical Inspiration: 1984 by Junko Yagami
=== Deo's Arc ===
Deo's Arc is the first half of Johan's Absurd Journey and consists of 6 chapters. It is a very absurd experience to read and may leads to confusion, hunger, stupidity, anger, existential crisis, mental breakdown, or even no-life syndrome. The theme song Bon Voyage by 12DAMDO is a Future Funk song with Chiptune and Synthwave elements, which is the musical inspiration of this arc.
==== Crazy Voyage ====
Johan and Ranita leave India to find Johan's family in Greenland to learn more about himself. Eventually they end up in Australia where Ranita gives Crazy Dave a diamond, that gets stolen by Deo Dorando.
Musical Inspiration: Australian Funk/Future Funk
==== Flying Kitty ====
Johan, Ranita & Crazy Dave are trying to get the diamond back, and meet a flying cat on their journey. They decide to call him Pink Pussy Cat, and together they try to get the diamond back.
Musical Inspiration: Future Funk/Vaporwave
==== Tijuana Beach ====
Johan and Ranita arrive in Tijuana, where they meet Juan Carlos and fight an elephant.
Musical Inspiration: Chiptune/Chipfunk
==== Dave's Crazy Adventure ====
Crazy Dave and Pink Pussy Cat are enjoying their lives until Deo and his gang return.
Musical Inspiration: Nintendo Music/Synthwave
==== Crazy Voyage part 2 ====
Deo has shown his ultimate power, and now faith is on his side of the story.
Musical Inspiration: Vaporwave
==== D͏̴eo͜͏͝'̨s W͝͞ór҉l͜͞d́ ====
Deo has taken over the writing of the book and tries to shape reality as he sees fits.
Musical Inspiration: Awaken, My Masters! (Pillar Men Theme Darksynth 80s Remix) by Astrophysics
=== Johan's Arc ===
==== Snakes On A Plane ====
Johan, Ranita, and Juan Carlos take a plane to Greenland but there may be some obstacles as there are snakes on the plane.
Musical Inspiration: Diablo Swing Orchestra
==== Shooting Stars ====
Crazy Dave and Pink Pussy are reflecting on their pasts and learn more about their abilities. And something about dolphins.
Musical Inspiration: Heave Metal/Death Metal
==== The Meaning Of Whom ====
Johan's journey of self reflection.
Musical Inspiration: Weirdcore/Dreamcore
==== The Journey So Far ====
A recap of the entire journey so far.
Musical Inspiration: Dreamcore/JoJo Theme's/12DAMDO - Bon Voyage
==== The Lost Hope ====
Johan's perspective of Eldir Da Show Season 2 Episodes 6 and 7.
Musical Inspiration: Internetcore/Dubstep
==== Unonarialand ====
The journey finally comes to an end.
Musical Inspiration: Electronic Dance Music/Meme Music
=== Epilogue ===
The final aftermath of the journey.
== Characters ==
=== Johan Van Der Apendans ===
Johan wants to learn more about himself by visiting his family in Greenland
=== Ranita Upanam ===
Ranita is a secret agent who tries to prevent Deo from taking the diamond to Unonarialand
=== Crazy Dave ===
Crazy Dave is an Australian guy with a magic flare gun
=== Flare Gun ===
Crazy Dave's flare gun
=== Deo Dorando ===
Deo is an overpowered villain with the abilities to manipulate time and space
=== P'titin Yeras ===
P'titin is an axe-wielder
=== Teiki Tub Yeras ===
Teiki Tub has a magic Wii-mote that can slice things in real life
=== Pink Pussy Cat ===
Pink Pussy is a telepathic talking flying cat with turquoise fur that's been turned fuchsia by Deo's magic
=== Juan Carlos Margarito ===
Juan Carlos a teenager in Tijuana who tries to earn money by playing Tac-Tac-Toe
=== Cinnamon ===
The ex-nurse of Timothy Timpson's mom, now a stripper and Johan's lover.