Team Rocket and the Fearsome Four’s Looking Out for Themselves/Dinner Plans

(The next morning, out in the desert near a well somewhere, a pile of sand begins to move. Suddenly it exploded as a familiar male scratching cat Pokemon, two familiar humans, a man and woman, and four familiar male mutants came out spitting out sand in annoyance. It's Meowth, Jessie, James, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot, and Liquidator)
Megavolt: Finally!
Jessie: Out of that sand trap.
(They got themselves loose. And while Jessie and the boys got out completely, Meowth's bottom is stuck inside the black lamp he and the others, as well as Negaduck and along with Vanitas and Don Karnage, who got tricked into becoming two powerful genies like Vector only to end up trapped in a black lamp in the last story, are trapped in)
James: (Sighs) I have an itching feeling that I got sand in places I didn't know existed.
(Bushroot smacks his right ear, spilling sand out of his left ear. Then he did the same with the left ear, spilling sand out of his right ear)
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Enough, wimps!
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) Are we out yet?!
Meowth: (Mockingly in annoyance and anger) "Are we out yet?" This! "Are we out yet?" That! (Seriously in anger) Of course we are, guys!
Liquidator: No thanks to you.
(Meowth then struggles to get his bottom half out)
Meowth: I swear, if my bottom wasn't stuck somehow in that black lamp with you, you would be still be down there rotting for all I care!
(Suddenly the black lamp glows a red light and sent Meowth flying out, bottom and all. The male scratching cat Pokemon crashed into some sand nearby)
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Now that's done, get me, Don Karnage, and Negaduck out of here so we may have our revenge.
(Meowth gets up and groaned)
Meowth: Tell you what. I'll let you out, when I feel like it!
Quackerjack: Especially since you recently called us dorks.
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) Just do it, you slowpokes!
(Meowth's group frowned angrily as they walked back to the black lamp)
Jessie: You know what? No thanks!
Quackerjack: At least we weren't fools like you guys are.
Megavolt: And we're tired of being pushed around a lot by people like you!
Vanitas and Don Karnage: (Voice-over) WHAT?!
Negaduck: (Voice-over) But you're our partners!
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Now let us out!
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) Pretty please?!
Liquidator: Maybe we don't wanna.
Meowth: Who were forced to come up with the good ideas besides the three of you? Us!
Bushroot: Who did all the abusive work while you just sit there, laughing at us, beating us up? Us!
Meowth's group: Us, us, us!
Negaduck: (Voice-over) Is this the thanks we get for taking you in after the tragic deaths of your families?!
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) Negaduck has a point! If it weren't for us, you would've been starving on the streets, begging for money, crying (Mockingly) "Alms for the poor," yes, no?!
(Meowth's group started to get furious on Don Karnage's line)
Liquidator: It's true we were street urchins once.
James: But that doesn't...!
Negaduck: (Voice-over) Hold your tongues, dorks!
Meowth's group: We will not hold our tongues!
Negaduck: (Voice-over) Oh, yes you will!
Don Karnage: (Voice-over) We don't care about your problems! If there's one thing we care about, it's revenge against the ones who trapped us in here!
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Now get us OUT OF HERE!!
(Meowth's group finally snapped on Don Karnage and Vanitas' lines. Then expressing their anger, they began singing)
Meowth's group: That's it
Jessie: We've had it
Quackerjack: We hate to be dramatic
But it's time for us to run from the coop
(The black lamp shoots out an energy blast at Meowth's group, but they dodged it)
Bushroot: Terrific
Liquidator: Fine
Megavolt: We're drawing the line
Before we wind up in some loser soup
(Meowth's group smirked playfully as Megavolt picks up the black lamp and goes to the well nearby)
Meowth: We were all fools to let you run the show
(Megavolt held the black lamp over the well as he and Meowth's group continued)
James: We're cutting you loose, pals
Meowth's group: Look out below
(Megavolt drops the black lamp down the well. And the three trapped villains' screams are heard as the black lamp fell to the bottom. Meowth's group waved goodbye as they continued)
Meowth's group: Arrividerci
C'est la vie
Hope all goes well
We're looking out for us
(With that, Meowth's group flew off on their jetpacks. Later, they arrived in Agrabah and began to walk around)
Meowth: Ah, Agrabah. we missed you so much!
Liquidator: And we're gonna find us a great place to stay!
Bushroot: Hopefully.
(Meowth's group stops and sees a man looking at him as he fixes his stall, not taking the group seriously. Then Meowth's group got in his face as they resumed singing, as if talking to him in an effort to convince him to let them stay with him)
Megavolt: Okay
Meowth: Some of us are little
Quackerjack: Been playing second fiddle
Jessie: And we don't get no respect
(The man, however, glared at them, remembering how Meowth's group and the villains took over Agrabah, grabs a tomato and threw it at them. Meowth's group dodged it as Megavolt places his arm around a camel who looks at him and Meowth's group oddly)
Megavolt: We turn our other cheeks
But these busted noses
Are the only thanks that we get
(At a fruit stand where Bowser is working, Meowth's group tried to talk some reason in him too through song)
James: We never found a friend that we can trust
Liquidator: They promise caviar
Jessie: And leave us eating dust
(But Bowser, like the man before, angrily swipes at them with his sword, but Meowth's group got out of the way in time and landed on the top of another camel. They sighed as they sat down)
Meowth: That's some reward for loyalty
Meowth's group: From here on in
We're looking out for us
(Meowth then secretly swiped an apple from a nearby stand after getting up with his group and eats it. At a jewelry stand, another man was looking at a diamond pleased. To his shock, he sees Jessie wearing a bunch of jewels in a million of reflections. Putting the diamond down, he sees Jessie, along with Meowth's group, right in front of him)
Jessie: Oh, we don't need nobody else
Fearsome Four: We'll never fail
Team Rocket: We'll cover our own butts
(The other man angrily tries to grab at them but Meowth's group dodged too quickly for him, causing Jessie to drop the jewels. Then many other citizens angrily slamed their own doors in their faces when Meowth's group tried to reason with them through song that they want to live with them)
Meowth's group: We can take care of ourselves
(Meowth's group then got on the top of an elephant dancing on top of it with various birds as they continued to sing)
Liquidator: You know, it just don't pay
To give a hoot
Bushroot: We've gave all our hearts
And what do we get?
Meowth's group: Da boot
Team Rocket: We're through with that
Fearsome Four: We're running free
Meowth's group: From here on in
We're looking out for us
(The song over, they jumped and landed on the ground, pose styled. They waited for an applause, but the people just glared angrily at them, making them compose themselves and try to reason with the people)
Meowth: Okay, listen.
Jessie: We may have made a bad start with Vanitas, Don Karnage, and Negaduck.
Bushroot: But if you find it in your hearts....
(Then a watermelon is thrown at them, sending them flying onto a wall. Meowth's group recovered, wiping the chunks off as the people continued glaring)
Woman 1: Why should we give you a place to stay here?
Man 1: After all you've done to us?
Woman 2: You're crazy!
Quackerjack: (Wiping the last chunks off along with Meowth's group) We're not crazy. In fact, my mother had me tested.
Bowser: (Sarcastically) Well, good for you! Dorks!
Megavolt: (Confused) Dorks?
(Then with that, Bowser and the people stormed off, leaving poor Meowth's group alone as they tried to call out to them)
Meowth's group: Please, wait!
Bushroot: Just give us a...! Chance.
(But too late, the people went back to their businesses. Then tears filling their eyes slowly, Meowth's group sadly got up and after Meowth sniffled, he and his group walked away. Elsewhere in Agrabah, the heroes are on Marahute's back as Sonic's group, Chip, and Meowzie laughed. Chip went gaga'ed at some sacks of gold. Before he could grab one, Sonic grabs it and starts throwing gold across the ground, making the people who caught them happy)
Sonic: Chip, you know the plan was that we don't really need this money and treasure.
Tails: Yep. Since you, me, Sonic, and Knuckles are living at the palace and all, there isn't any use for anything else, right?
Popple: (Shrugs) Yeah, true.
Meowzie: And remember when you said for me to thank you later for saving me earlier?
Group: (Nods) Yep.
Knuckles: And now we can say it; You're welcome.
(Knuckles then drops a small gold rod into a beggar's bowl. The beggar saw it and grins happily. Next, Tails dropped some more gold and it landed in front of a woman and her children. The children jumped into the gold playfully as their mother looks up into the sky amazed)
Mother: It's a miracle!
(As more gold got thrown away, Chip smiled after throwing a gold medallion down to a woman)
Tails: Hey, don't be like that.
Meowzie: We aren't throwing everything away.
Knuckles: Meowzie has a point.
(Chip sees that Sonic is still holding up the crystal rose)
Chip: (Smiling) All right!
Sonic: (Looking at the crystal rose) This is for Sally.
Chip: (Slapping his forehead) Oh, great!
Tails: Relax!
(He hands Chip a diamond)
Tails: That's for you.
(Chip shrugged and accepted the diamond. The group flew back to the palace and arrived at Sally's group's balcony. Upon landing, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles walked forward and looked surprised as they saw a growling Balto and Jenna moving at them)
Chip: (Concerned) Uh-oh!
Sonic: (Nervously) Now, now, Balto, Jenna. Calm down.
(Balto and Jenna growled and pounced at Sonic causing him to scream as he fell to the ground. Then, with a smile, Balto and Jenna chuckled and licked the hedgehog's face causing him to laugh as well. Even the group, seeming to have known this all along, laughed)
Sonic: Okay, you got me.
(Sonic nudges the two wolves away gently as he got back up. Then he turned to the curtained section)
Sonic: How was the score this time?
(Then Darkwing Duck, Launchpad McQuack, and Steelbeak themselves came out with smiles as Darkwing held up his timer)
Launchpad: 12 seconds.
Darkwing: A new record.
Steelbeak: The last one was 9 seconds.
Balto: (Flattered) Jenna and I are the best at pretending to not remember Sonic's group.
Jenna: (Flattered) Yes.
(Then a female voice speaks up)
Female voice: Ah, you must be Sonic and his gang, right?
(They looked and saw two women arriving with smiles. The first woman is a female anthro duck with a slender, slim physique, white feathers, an orange beak, big black hair with gray streaks (Similar to Frankenstein’s bride’s hair), hidden feet (Similar to Morticia’s hidden feet), lavender eyeshadow, a red medium-sleeved long dress, and a gold neck brooch. She is Morgana Macawber. And the last woman is a female white furred mink with blue eyes, a pink nose, shoulder-length blonde hair, and wearing a light blue off-the-shoulder blouse and a violet double-slitted skirt. She is Minerva Mink. Upon seeing them, Darkwing, Launchpad, and Steelbeak introduced them)
Launchpad: Oh! Sonic, guys. These are DW and Steelbeak's girlfriends, Morgana Macawber and Minerva Mink.
Darkwing: Yep, yep, yep.
Steelbeak: Met them and had our first date with them last night.
Darkwing: And they are two new recruits in the palace guard unit.
Morgana: Charmed.
Minerva: Very charmed.
(Impressed, the group greeted them. Then after straightening themselves up, Sonic's group looked at their friends)
Sonic's group: So guys, how do we look?
Three female voices: I think you look perfect.
(They turned and smiled as they see the princesses, Sally Acorn, Cosmo the Seedrian, and Amy Rose, coming out onto the balcony smiling at them)
Sonic: Sally!
Tails: Cosmo!
Knuckles: Amy!
Sally: My sisters and I were wondering where you and your friends were, Sonic.
Cosmo: We've missed you.
Sonic: Oh, we were out getting a few things.
(The palace residents noticed Meowzie and got impressed smiles for some reason)
Amy: Hey! Is that the special female magical scratching cat Pokemon our parents asked you to rescue yesterday?
Group: Yep!
Tails: Saved her from the jaws of death.
Meowzie: (To the palace residents with a nod) And I am extremely grateful to them.
Darkwing: And did you take back the stolen treasure the kidnappers stole?
Cosmo: And gave them to the people of Agrabah as charity?
Group: Yep!
Meowzie: It's true. I saw the whole thing even.
(The group smiled. For it turned out the reason Sonic's group rescued Meowzie and stole the treasure from Merlock, Dijon, and Splatter Phoenix yesterday night was because Cloud and Aerith, having heard of Meowzie's special powers from a witness who saw the kidnapping and thefts in the outskirts of Agrabah, asked Sonic's group to rob back the treasure from the three villains and rescue the poor female magical scratching cat Pokemon from their clutches, like how Robin Hood and his Merry Men would, and since they accomplished the mission, everything is fine now. In fact, ever since Sonic's gang moved into the palace as a reward for saving Agrabah and earned the worthiness of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles marrying Sally, Cosmo, and Amy, Sonic's gang, under Sally's group, Darkwing, Launchpad, Cloud, and Aerith's request, are now named Agrabah's official Merry Team, like Robin Hood and his Merry Men, stealing from the villains, and giving to the poor and rich, and rescuing anybody who is either in danger and/or kidnapped. Anyway, Sonic remembered something)
Sonic: (Remembering something) Oh! And I even got this.
(He pulls out the crystal rose and held it out to Sally)
Sonic: Like this? This is for you.
Sally: Wow! It's lovely!
(Sally took the crystal rose and looks at it lovingly. Chip rolled his eyes with a chuckle. Sally pulled Sonic into a deep kiss. Sally lets go as she walks off)
Sally: (Playfully) It must've cost a fortune.
Sonic: (Winks) Well, what can I say?
Knuckles: (Playfully) It was, after all, a steal.
(The palace residents chuckled in agreement, knowing what their outsider friends really meant. As Sally goes back into her room followed by the others, she puts the crystal rose in a vase with a real one. Chip came in and begins sneaking around smirking. He got plans to get his hands on the crystal rose as well)
Amy: We were hoping you would come back to us.
Sally: Mother and Father wanted you and your friends to join us for dinner.
Cosmo: They have an important surprise announcement to make.
Sonic's group: What is it?
Sally's group: You, of course.
Tails: (Playfully) Are we in trouble?
Cosmo: (Playfully) Let's say, this is one trouble you wouldn't want to miss.
(They chuckled. Chip, at the same time, hid under the table in the shadows and try to reach for the crystal rose. But as he pulled his hand back, he realized he took the real one by mistake. He threw it away in annoyance)
Sonic: What's the surprise?
Sally: Sorry, Sonic.
Amy: We can't say what it is.
Cosmo: We promised Mother and Father. Just wait.
(Chip tried once more. He felt he has the crystal rose and tried to pull his hand back. But the hand felt like it was stuck. He takes a look and realized, to his horror, that Steelbeak is looking at him, tsking at him)
Chip: (Sweat drops) Hoo boy....
Steelbeak: "Hoo boy" is right. Ya got your hand caught in the cookie jar.
(The others, meanwhile, didn't see or hear this)
Tails: So in other words, don't spoil it.
Cosmo: That's right.
Launchpad: In fact, you defeated Vanitas' group and their henchmen, saved Agrabah, and saved the princesses.
Morgana: And of course inspired Steelbeak to repent for his crimes.
Minerva: You are heroes.
Meowzie: Just like how you saved my life.
Tails: Well, you're right on that.
Knuckles: That's us.
Sonic: Ready for anything dished out at us.
(Suddenly crash noises are heard. They looked as Balto and Jenna are chasing Chip all over the place as Steelbeak approached them. Chip jumped up a curtain)
Steelbeak: Chip here is trying to take away the crystal rose.
Jenna: (Reaching for Chip) It's for Sally, Chip!
Balto: (Reaching for Chip) You should know that!
(Balto and Jenna tugged on the curtain causing Chip to fall off. He bounced off Marahute and landed in a bunch of white powder sending a lot of it around. As the smoke clears, Sonic's group frowned at Chip who lied in the powder. Sonic's group chuckled sheepishly at Sally's group)
Sally: Well, before dinner, I think you guys should clean up, you know?
Amy: Yep!
Cosmo: No need to go around like that!
(The group agreed and then Sonic's group dagger glanced at a powder-covered Chip. Chip smiled nervously and offered the crystal rose he swiped during the chase)
Chip: Crystal rose?
Knuckles: (Rolling his eyes) And don't do it again.
(Chip nods guiltily. Then they walked away to go get dressed for tonight's dinner)
Coming up: When Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Chip, Marahute, and even Darkwing, Launchpad, Steelbeak, Morgana, Minerva, and Meowzie meets Meowth's group, who end up begging them to take them in, they refuse to believe them at first, until Meowth's group comes to the surprise rescue when Merlock, Dijon, Splatter Phoenix, and their thieves attack, and afterwards, the heroes decide to give Meowth's group another chance, especially after Meowzie heals Meowth's injury he got in the ambush. Then later, after hiding Meowth's group in a secret cage in the palace gardens, the heroes are soon reunited with Vector and Vanilla, who are now home from their world travels, and already magically have kids and a Chao in the form of Toby the Rabbit, Cream the Rabbit, and Cheese the Chao.
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