The Rock Pie Family meeting Bonnie and SpongeBob/Transcript

The following is a script of The Rock Pie Family meeting Bonnie and SpongeBob. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
CONTEXT WARNING FOR MENTIONS/ACTIONS OF R//PE AND SEMI SEXUAL ACTS. The wiki nor it's creator condone r//pe and SA (sexual assault).
[SpongePie Pony Girl's intro plays. The episode officially starts in Bonnie's room. Bonnie is hugging a toy while SpongeBob and Pinkie look at her contently.]
Pinkie: Our little girl is doing so well!
SpongeBob: She sure is!
Bonnie: *nom nom nom*
SpongeBob: But she wouldn't be here if it weren't for her amazing mother that delivered her to this lovely world this lovely mare lives in!
[Bonnie is now balancing on top of a rainbow ball surrounded by toys. Pinkie turns around and kisses SpongeBob on the cheek.]
Pinkie: Oh shut up!
SpongeBob: what you loved it when I give you complements!
Pinkie: I do not!
SpongeBob: than what if I say...... 
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SpongeBob: ~Lets go upstairs and have us a little fun while our little angel plays with her toys here in her room~
Pinkie: not happening Spongebob......
SpongeBob: Oh come on....
[SpongeBob pins her down and licks his lips. Bonnie falls off the rainbow ball away from the couple, which causes toys to go flying.]
SpongeBob: ~Well if we cant kiss up there, we'll just have to do it here...
Pinkie: Are you crazy?!
SpongeBob: No pumpkin pie..I'm not.....
[He leans closer to her.]
SpongeBob: Lets do it...
Pinkie: WOAH HOLD UP!!
[Bonnie lands on the ground. The rainbow ball is flying towards the couple while her toys continue to fall.]
Pinkie: What about Bonnie?! She can't watch this?!
SpongeBob: Oh....Bonnie? pffff!She'll be fine!
[Bonnie turns her head to face them and smiles. SpongeBob and Pinkie look over at her.]
SpongeBob: Besides,she is destrackted so we can make a move.......
Bonnie: Wook Mommy! Wook Daddy!
[She turns her head back and raises her hooves up.]
Bonnie: Bonnie make a mess!
Pinkie: We see that sweetie...
SpongeBob: Bonnie do Daddy a favor and keep your eyes closed..
[The couple look back at each other and SpongeBob kisses Pinkie.]
SpongeBob: you dont need to watch this....
[Pinkie closes her eyes.]
Pinkie: Spongebabe.....
SpongeBob: Oh yes.....Pinkie honey....
[He closes his eyes.]
SpongeBob: I Love you so much My little Pinkie Winkie
Pinkie: I love you too spongie dear....
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[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "meanwhile". The scene shows a mailpony dropping off mail at Pinkie's childhood home, the rock farm. Her dad takes the mail.]
Mailpony: Deilivery to the Rock Farm!
Pa Pie: thank you ma'm
[The mailpony flies upwards to the viewer's right.]
Mailpony: Have a nice day!
Pa Pie: Lets see who This is from....
[The scene shows a closeup on the scroll he holds. In the top right corner, a party hat can be seen and towards the bottom right corner, a section appears to be covered in frosting and rainbow sprinkles. The pink text on the scroll reads, "Dear Family, I have a brand new surprise I have a new family!!!! I have a amazing and cool husband that helped me be reformed from pinkamena to Pinkie Pie!And I also have a sweet little child!!!!!! I'm not saying if its a boy or a girl,but I will say that you are now grandparents and aunts,have a new brother-in-law,Son-in-law,and you have a bigger family now!!! Sincerely your friend, Pinkamena Dina Pie,Pinkie Pie." The scene returns to Pa Pie on the rock farm.]
Pa Pie: Whats on the back?
[The scene returns to a closeup of the scroll but this time has an image of SpongeBob pinning down pinkie and kissing her.]
Pa Pie: Well..I...how...what...THE STONE HAS CHOSEN HIM?!?!?!?!?
[The scene changes back.]
Pa Pie: Cloudy! Come over here!
[Ma Pie stands next to him.]
Ma Pie: what's wrong?!
Pa Pie: We have a new Son-in-law! Pinkie just said that she got married and had a new baby!
Ma Pie; Oh wow!
Pa Pie: Girls! Come here! Quick!
[Ma and Pa Pie stand next to each other and face Maud, Limestone, and Marble Pie.]
Limestone: So...why did you call us here dad?
Maud: What?
Pa Pie: well...your mother and I recived some news from your sister pinkamena Dian pie
Ma Pie: Your sister got married 3 months ago.Not only that, but 2 months later she had a child.she didnt tell us if it was a boy or girl, But all we know is you are now aunts.
[The scene goes back to the closeup of the scroll.]
Pa Pie: Somehow pinkie drew a picture of her and her husband on the back of the letter.
[The scene reverts back. Limestone now appears angry.]
Marble: Omg.....w..we're aunts...
Limestone: On my god!!! how dare my sister not tell us she has a husband and child and not tell us first!!!
Ma Pie: maybe we should vist her and her new family.
[The couple turn around.]
Pa Pie: well than lets go the sooner we get there...
Limestone: The sooner I can beat that b####'s a##!!!!
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Later...". SpongeBob is pinning Pinkie onto the ground near the entrance of Sugarcube Corner. Pinkie is smiling joyfully and puts a hoof on his chest to push him away.]
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Pinkie: Spongebob quit your being too cute!Get off me!
SpongeBob: why would I? bonnie is asleep, the cakes are busy, why would I pass this opportunity up
[She lowers her hoof and closes her eyes. SpongeBob leans closer and kisses her, also closing his eyes.]
Pinkie: mmmm....your very...lucky Im....so...addicted...to you..otherwise...you would be..
SpongeBob: Oh...pinkie....
[SpongeBob slightly opens his eyes.]
SpongeBob: I dont think you would do anything to me...
[He closes his eyes again.]
Pinkie: Mmmm....why..why do you taste...delicious....
SpongeBob: well honey its because...
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[Their eyes suddenly open and their pupils dilate.]
Limestone: PINKAMENA DIAN PIE!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Who on earth....
Pinkie: Oh crap that would be....
[The door to Sugarcube corner is visible with Limestone standing in front of it. Her mane looks wild and unkempt.]
Limestone: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! WHAT AM I SEEING?!
[The scene returns to Pinkie and SpongeBob, who are still in the same position but now look towards Limestone nervously.]
Pinkie: Oh.....hey limestone....
[Pinkie diverts her eyes.]
Pinkie: Im just gonna say that this isn't what it looks like..
[She looks back.]
Pinkie: He wasn't hurting me at all.....
[She diverts her eyes again.]
Pinkie: you see....
SpongeBob: Your...over looking this...
[The scene switches back to Limestone.]
Limestone: first of all:You dont have any rights to speak like that towards me...
[The scene changes to the background Pinkie and SpongeBob were on. Limestone approaches the couple, who are now standing up, but is blocked off by Maud and Marble. SpongeBob also hold Pinkie back.]
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Limestone: And two:IM GONNA KILL YOU FOR RAPING MY SISTER!!!
Pinkie: Limestone!
SpongeBob: shhh...pinkie..its...fine...I'm not offended at all..
Limestone: Grrrrrrr
Pinkie: your too sweet!
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Marble: Limestone chill out!
Maud: Yeah leave them alone for once!
Limestone: And I swear when I see your child I will...
Pa Pie: LIMESTONE PIE!!!!
[Pinkie's parents stand at the entrance.]
Ma Pie: You apologize to pinkie and her new husband right now young mare!
Limestone: Fine...sorry..
Pa Pie: thats better!
[Ma Pie smiles.]
Ma Pie: Now pinkie where is the new baby you had?
Pinkie: The baby? oh spongebob is getting it....
[Limestone brings her face close to Pinkie angrily. Pinkie appears surprised while Maud remains neutral.]
Limestone: Pinkie how could you?! we are your family you were born with!! you can just not tell us you had a child and got married. family always is puted first before anypony else!
Pinkie: Limestone...I....I'm so...
Maud: limestone stop.
[Pinkie and Limestone turn their heads towards the viewer's right.]
SpongeBob: I got her!
Limestone: Oh great...now we gotta see the stupid child.
[Pinkie's parents, Pinkie, SpongeBob, and Bonnie are all near the entrance. Pinkie holds Bonnie and her parents smile.]
Pinkie: Mom..dad...meet your grand daughter....Bonnie.. Bonnie dian pie..
Ma Pie: Pinkie....she's beautiful
Pa Pie: I'm proud of you both..
[The scene changes back to Limestone and Maud. Maud is walking towards the viewer's left while Limestone puts a hoof to her chest. Pinkie and SpongeBob look at her confused.]
Limestone: Pinkie if you dont mind I would like to have a word with your husband alone.
Pinkie: Um.....ok?
[Limestone marches towards the left and SpongeBob follows behind her, still confused.]
Limestone: I want to have a friendly ChAt with him.
[Maud, Limestone, and SpongeBob all continue towards the left.]
SpongeBob: Um ok?
[The scene changes to outside Sugarcube Corner. Limestone stands on the top step while SpongeBob stands on the bottom step.]
Limestone: Im limestone pie and im gonna ask you one simple question.
SpongeBob: what is it?
[She leans forward slightly and startles SpongeBob.]
Limestone: ARE YOU RESPONESABLE?!
SpongeBob: ?!
[She takes a step closer. SpongeBob lands on his butt.]
SpongeBob: Respondsable? for what?
Limestone: Oh you know...
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[SpongeBob looks up at her extremely worried.]
Limestone: RAIPING MY SISTER!
SpongeBob: Um.....how did you know about that?!
Limestone: GIVE ME A VALID ANSWER OR ELSE!
SpongeBob: Um....yes...
[She gets closer. He scooches away.]
Limestone: OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU I WILL MAKE SURE THAT YOUR DEAD MEAT WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOUR SPONGE BRAIN!
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[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "1hr later...". The scene returns to Pinkie and Maud.]
Pinkie: Hmm limestone and spongebob have been outside for a while a little too long...
[Pinkie curls up on the ground and hides her face.]
Pinkie: IT MAKES SENSE LIMESTONE IS GONNA BEAT SPONGEBOB TO CERTAIN DEATH!!!!!
Maud: Pinkie relax.
Pinkie: HOW?! WHAT IF HE GETS HURT?!
Maud: Pinkie your over reacting. Limestone is just trying to protect you and the rest of us.
[Pinkie stands back up.]
Pinkie: I know maud, but what if she..
[Pinkie turns her head.]
SpongeBob: OW!
Pinkie: SPONGEBOB!!!
Limestone: HOW DOES THIS FEEL ON YOU YOU SON OF A B####!
[Pinkie runs towards the viwer's left.]
Pinkie: HANG IN THERE HONEY! IM COMING!!
SpongeBob: IT BURNS!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
[She moves further forward.]
Pinkie: I KNEW LIMESTONE WOULD DO THAT TO SPONGEBOB!!!
Limestone: SHUT UP SPONGEBOB YOUR GONNA DIE SOON!
Pinkie: LIMESTONE NO!
[SpongeBob, no longer on the step, has a left black eye and blood coming out of his nose. Limeston stands above him angrily.]
SpongeBob: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Limestone: SHUT UP B#### YOU STARTED ALL OF THIS NOW YOU WILL PAY
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[He opens his eyes.]
SpongeBob: Hey Pinkie likes it when I do that type of stuff to her! She always did!
Limestone: I...DONT..CARE!!!!!!! I DONT EVER WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU DID WITH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN!
[He closes his eyes again.]
Limestone: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
SpongeBob: I......
Limestone: GIVE ME AN VALID ANSWER BEFORE I...
[Pinkie stands angrily near the door.]
Pinkie: LIMESTONE!!! ENOUGH!! I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT SPONGEBOB!! NOPONY IS GONNA HURT HIM AS LONG AS IM AROUND HERE!
SpongeBob: Oh thank god! Pinkie is there
[He opens his eyes again.]
SpongeBob: Please! I learned my lesson!Get off me!
Limestone: Mumbles*Fine...
[She puts her hoof on her chest again. SpongeBob stands up without any visble injuries and smiles.]
Limestone: But I better not see you doing that stuff to pinkie when I'm around here.
[SpongeBob happily clings onto Pinkie, who puts a hoof around him. Limestone now stands where SpongeBob was, looking off angrily.]
SpongeBob: Im SORRY PINKIE!!!
Pinkie: Sorry? Sorry for what?
Limestone: Ugh honestly why do I even bother to do this.....it makes things worse!
SpongeBob: IM SORRY FOR RAIPING YOU!!!
Pinkie: Oh spongebob!
[She puts another hoof around him.]
Pinkie: You know that you cant hide feelings you cant help it!
SpongeBob: What are you saying?!
[He gets closer to her.]
Pinkie: Im saying I love you! You should know that by now.
SpongeBob: I love you too!
Pinkie: I forgive you! Apology excepted!
SpongeBob: Oh thank you Pinkie Pie!
[Their eyes close.]
Pinkie: Please quit crying!
SpongeBob: Im sorry pinkie....Its just Im sorry....and I cant believe you forgive me for raiping you...
Pinkie: Of course I would!
SpongeBob: Oh Pinkie!! your the best wife I ever had!
Pinkie: And your the best husband I could ever hope for!!!!!
[They silently hug for a few moments. Right before the black screen fades in, Limestone says, "idiot". The white text on the fade in reads, "Later that day...". The couple stand next to a display case while Maud faces them.]
Maud: Did it go well, or did Limetone kill the living f### out of spongebob?
[SpongeBob pins pinkie down. She puts her hoof on his chest to push him away.]
SpongeBob: Oh...it went good alright.....*winks at pinkie with eye brow raised*
Pinkie: Spongebob! What did I tell you earlier!!
SpongeBob: Never NOT kiss my pretty wife?
Pinkie: No! the exact opposite of what you said!
SpongeBob: You know what? I dont care if we are surrounded, or not I'm too bored to even care!
[They close their eyes and kiss.]
Maud: yep....figured that is what was gonna happen
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[They stop kissing and look up towards the right. Pinkie's parents are carrying a passed out Bonnie. They, along with Maud, smile.]
Ma Pie: I cant believe how fast this child falls asleep!
Pa Pie: Yeah. Just one word, "Boring"and she is off.
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "Later that day...". Pinkie is standing on the entrance steps to Sugarcube Corner, looking and waving off to the viewer's left.]
Pinkie: Bye family!
[She looks off to the right.]
SpongeBob: Pinkie come over here please.I made a little dinner for us while Bonnie sleeps since its her bedtime.
[She fully turns right and beams.]
Pinkie: Yes sugar! I'm coming!
[For a millisecond before the black screen fades in, small, white text in the upper right corner reads, "too lazy to put much else here.". The text on the black screen reads, "Later...". SpongeBob and Pinkie are sitting outside at a table, eating what looks like spaghetti and meatballs. They are sharing a noodle and are very close to kissing.]
Pinkie: Um..spongebob..why do you keep staring at me with that look?
[He closes his eyes and puckers his lips.]
SpongeBob: Oh...because of this....
Pinkie: Mind:what is he doi...
[He kisses her.]
SpongeBob: mmmm....all part of....mm..my delicious.....mmm....plan.....
Pinkie: gasp*
[Her eyelids lower.]
Pinkie: Oh no...he is doing it again...
[She closes her eyes.]
Pinkie:well crap...I dont care!I'm just gonna enjoy kissing him..
SpongeBob: I knew you wouldn't resits me tasty addicted pie..
[A black screen with white text fades in that reads, "1hour later...". The couple remain in the same position.]
SpongeBob: mmmm...your more addicting than....usualy....Pinkie Sweetie Pie...
Pinkie: Okay that enough love kisses for today honey
[He puts his arm around her and brings her closer to him. They look at each other and sweetly smile.]
SpongeBob: Oh really...Well maybe enough for me...
[He closes his eyes and kisses her cheek.]
SpongeBob: but not enough for you...
Pinkie: Please Spongeie dont go far
SpongeBob: Oh...why not?
[Pinkie closes her eyes.]
Pinkie: It tickles!!
SpongeBob: than kiss me..
[She opens her eyes again.]
Pinkie: but...
SpongeBob: No buts dear..
Pinkie: fine let me go and we can keep kissing
[They kiss each other. The channel's endcard plays and after a few seconds, the video ends.]