Kurverh's deah

hi guys, dis is teh storeh of how DOCOTH KAREEWCERR DIEDD OMG
(c) capyraght teoHOUSANDSIXTEENS by JIMMY STORIES FROM THE ESH SHE PEE FOUND.
one day carver was on his dairy day of milking cows at COWH THECHHHH OMG DID YOU KNOW THST THATHS WHEREU DOOCHTOR CLAASMSMHZZZZZ WEENT?!!!!1111!!111
"you're fired COW" he said with hish ultmost SEROOUS FACE the car Went BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!111111! it explode! :OOOO "abuse!!!" The cow sad
"KAAAARVHHHERRR!! the SD TRING IS STATHINGGG NOWWWW" 
karhv herd that voice befor, it was CLAMSzzzzzz zzzl a Sd CAPTEN
"ok", koro went to his car.
but then he trip. he trip on mines. 
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOOK
koros flew UP INTOH THE ARI and splat onto he floor
nonono jkjkjk just a PRANK BORH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHH LOL
heres the RAL WAY HE DIED
he went to his cow
pand then Arriveld to the teaining facility WHICH HE WAAASS CPATURED BY THR CHAAAOSS FAGGSSZZZ ONGOMGOMGOMG NOTTTT TH CHAAAOSS FAGGS MEANIES
THEY CAPTUR HIM TO AREA FORTY WAN WHICH CONAGAIN MENT BREAACH HAPPENED
LUCKILY KORO SURVIVED ANS RAN AWAY WHICH HE WASH SELXARED
MIA
all of his friends went bohooo ag hsi ceremony
BUTT WEIGHT
JARVEF IS STILL ALIVEEEE OMGOMGOM
HES ACTUALLY AT A GOC IOUTPOST BEING MENTUALLY EVALUCATED AFTER THE CONTAINMENT BREAXH BECAUSE IF THE MMETIC HAZOORDS
ok TTHE END
this story was written by little research jimmy, dont tell my mum,
*mam
sorry, GOT TO HAVE THE GRAMMER RIGET?!!!11!!1
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kurver