The Torture of Jade Mountain Academy

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== The Torture of Jade Mountain Academy: A Fanfiction Written by The Queen, Colorchanger, Jaguar, Tropica, and Sugarcane ==
“Oh, Tropica, you’re here,” said a NightWing-RainWing hybrid. “I’m really looking forward to slowly tormenting some of these dragons, but The Queen said we should wait for you. I’ve already resurrected them all and wiped their memories, so we can start fresh. I can’t wait to hear all their panicked voices echoing around in my mind.” She patted the silver scales by her eyes, signifying her powers of mind-reading.
“Great!” Tropica replied, moving her colorful wings. She was a RainWing-Silkwing (flamesilk to be exact)-SkyWing hybrid, so she had color-changing scales, four wings that were large like SkyWings’ wings, and she could shoot venom. Her horns were two spirals. “What should I do to start? Maybe I could make a ring of papayas around everyone, and when they go close to inspect them, they all turn into an army of Komodo Dragons! Oooh, that would be fun. But I won’t do anything until you, Colorchanger, tell me that I can, for I am your assistant, and I do your bidding.” She paused, sitting down on the rocky mountain beneath them. “WAIT! We need snacks to do this! We must watch the Torture of Jade Mountain with snacks. It’s necessary. I’m going to get mangoes for myself. What do you want? I could get you anything you wanted. I could even make you a gourmet food! What do you want for a snack?” She paused as if to catch her breath. “Wow, I am CRAZY today! I think maybe seven cups of caffeinated tea was a little too much, but I don’t really care. It will make the Torture of Jade Mountain much, much, much more fun!”
“Yeah, Tropica, I think seven cups was too much.” An icy blue dragon appeared, rolling her purple eyes. Carefully folding her leaf-like wings, she nodded to each of the other dragons. “I came as soon as I heard. I’m really looking forward to the Torture of Jade Mountain today.” She carefully settled herself down, wrapping her tail around her feet. “As long as we don’t torture Winter very much…” she added. Her scales changed to an embarrassed purple, except for the pure white scales on her snout. Shaking her head and slightly ruffling her rows of IceWing-like spikes, she changed her scales back to their usual frosty blue with silver highlights. Jaguar was a RainWing-IceWing-LeafWing hybrid, with scales that could change color in the blue-silver-purple range, and leaf shaped wings.
“I cannot believe that you fell for Winter,” The Queen said. “He’s so normal and boring.”
Jaguar turned purple again. “Fell for Winter? Wh-what are you talking about?!” she squeaked.
The Queen rolled her strange golden eyes. “It’s completely obvious. Don’t bother denying it.”
Jaguar huffed. “Fine. I won’t pretend otherwise.” With an obvious effort, she shifted her scales back to blue. “We should bug Tropica about her secret crush. I’m dying to find out who it is! Of course, I don’t think she’ll actually tell us, but it’s fun to annoy her.” She glanced over at Tropica, who was busy talking to Colorchanger. 
The Queen smiled darkly, and the snake on her neck hissed. The Queen held up a talon and let a shadow play across it. “Yes, it is. And perhaps she’ll be more talkative than usual if we use some of my favorite questioning tactics.” 
“Yes, perhaps she will!” exclaimed Jaguar. “Although, I don’t know if it’s possible for Tropica to be any more talkative than she already is,” she giggled.
The Queen frowned. “I meant we should torture her until she tells us.” 
“We shouldn’t torture her too much, though. I mean, she is our friend.”
The Queen scoffed. “Exactly. She can handle it.” 
“I guess…” Jaguar sighed.
“Turtle’s front talons will now explode,” The Queen says, starting the torture.
“Turtle will now fall in love with a stick.” Colorchanger declared.
“And I will break the stick in half. Right in front of him.” Jaguar laughed menacingly.
“Papayas are raining from the sky now! And they can shoot venom!” Tropica yelled. 
“This is funny! Hey look, Anemone was shot with venom! Yay!” 
Jaguar hurriedly kidnapped Winter and hid him where no one could find him or hit him with venom. 
Sugarcane sent Qibli to find Winter. He’s flying around, yelling, “Winter? Where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are!” 
The Queen made all the stalactites fall. They do not kill the dragons, though they put them in excruciating pain. One falls on Stonemover. He sits there and mopes about being impaled by a stalactite.
Turtle is crying over his lost stick. Winter is in Jaguar's basement or something.
Kinkajou was sent to a fruity area. Moon is cloned, and the better one goes with Kinkajou, and the worse one stays at Jade Mountain.
Winter is bright pink. Jaguar doesn’t mind. 
Jaguar sends an army of scavengers with Wren’s face to attack. Murderbasket is at Jade Mountain. Now he’s screaming, “AAAAH, SCAVENGERS! HELP ME!”
Colorchanger asked for a lemonade, and Tropica gave her one.
Sugarcane is now going to assasinate Coconut. Painfully.
Colorchanger yawns. “Who is some random SandWing at Jade Academy?”   
“Pronghorn.” replies Jaguar.
The Queen says, “Newt is now on fire! He sat on the instruments and deserves to be set on fire.”
“Pronghorn is now a camel. He is running around Jade Academy.” Colorchanger declared.
“Everyone is given one thought: Ostrich is a terrible hostage. And now Ostrich is as big as Darkstalker,” The Queen declared. “Also, a random plane falls from the sky and crushes Turtle’s tail. Leaf is inside the plane, and he is set on fire by Peril.” 
“Okay, we are not going to torture Tropica, since she’s being so awesome and recording this.” Jaguar sighed in relief. She didn’t really want to torture her friends.
Turtle was transported back to the time of Albatross, and Albatross is murdering everyone. And Colorchanger is finding this whole thing very, very, very entertaining.  
“GUYS! We need popcorn. Somebody go get popcorn.” Jaguar exclaimed.
“Okay!” Tropica said, handing everyone popcorn.
Carnelian and Flame are now yelling at each other. Carnelian is yelling, “I’m an awesome fighter!” and Flame now can only say “I hate (something)”.
Baby Seal is now here. He is flapping his wings and trying to fly, but he can’t yet, so he’s just flapping his wings.
Flame says, “I hate Baby Seal!”
Baby Seal starts to attack Flame. “No, no, no hate me! No!”
Jaguar is trying to force-feed Baby Seal fruit.
Anemone is now a pink dolphin, flopping on the ground without water. She is suffocating because this pink dolphin doesn't breathe air. Tsunami is NOT happy about this, and is yelling, “Why are you doing this? I am angry at you! ANGER!” 
Turtle got stabbed by Albatross because Colorchanger didn’t want to talk about him anymore. His body goes in front of Peril, who shrugs and burns him to ashes. She doesn’t want Clay to see his body.
Pronghorn is still a camel, and he can speak, but only Ostrich (who is still giant) can understand him.  
Qibli is teleported to Winter and started flirting with him. While Jaguar is distracted trapping Qibli in Jade Mountain and torturing him, The Queen turns Winter into a bright pink Silkwing dragonet with no claws. 
Now Jaguar is force feeding Winter. But she doesn’t know that the fruit is poisoned.
“What one should I use? The long one? The short one? I’m going to put them on your ears!” Blaze said as she dressed up Baby Seal with pink pearls.
Tamarin and Starflight get their sight back, but they can only see who is going to die next.
Jaguar goes on a murderous rampage because Winter was poisoned. She breathes frost breath on everyone. 
Everyone thinks that Ostrich is crazy. Then Clay ate Pronghorn the camel.
The Queen brings Winter back to life, back to normal, but she makes it so that he can only say things about his love for Qibli. Jaguar tied Winter up with vines and stuffed something in his mouth so he couldn’t talk.
Coconut is now dead, he suffered a painful death by Sugarcane. 
Queen Scarlet, Blister, Burn, Darkstalker, and Wasp appear. The villains turn into who they hate the most. Queen Scarlet, now Glory, killed someone. Blister turned into Starflight, which she is upset about. She is blind. Fake Starflight kills real Starflight. Then The Queen brings him back to life to torture more later.Real Sunny is trying to gather a school meeting. Then The Queen comes down from the sky and turns Sunny into Qibli and goes back into the sky.
Darkstalker is Arctic. Sunny (as Qibli) is trying to convince everyone that she’s Sunny. 
A Dragonbite viper is now going to bite three dragons, and its venom is going to kill them slowly. Wasp is Sundew. Willow turns up. Then Wasp murders her. Then The Queen sends her back to Pantala alive.
Wasp was strangled by a vine.
The breath of evil shows up, threatens people, then shrivels.
Burn turns into Blister, and since Blister is Starflight, Burn turns into Starflight. All three Starflights are put into an arena and are forced to fight each other. And everyone is now saying catch phrases from The Hunger Games. Real Starflight dies immediately, and then Starflight is gone.  
Jaguar is giving Tropica puppy dog eyes, asking if she’ll tell them her crush.
Tropica says nope!
Sunnyspeaker is now a couple, and they are now happy. 
The Queen throws sheep eyes at Jade Mountain. The sheep eyes explode and squirt everyone with a disgusting and smelly liquid. 
Jaguar goes back to the cave where she hid Winter, unties him, and sends him back to Jade Academy. 
Leaf turns into a dragon and Sky teleports under his talons, he can’t speak anymore, and Wren starts trying to murder Leaf. Ivy appears and then she’s like, “Don't fight! Please!”
A random SkyWing is summoned from somewhere and stabs Colorchanger in the back. Colorchanger roars “How dare you,” and puts The SkyWing and her best friend over a pool of lava. If you push the friend in, you will go free. If you do not, you will become Flower.” The Queen pushes both of them into the lava.
Colorchanger shrugs. “Well, you didn’t push her in… so... “ The SkyWing turns into Flower. Flower shrieks and runs around, then Cereus puts a little hat on her. Then fast forward a week, everyone is hungry, there is no food, and the SkyWing/Flower is teleported to Jade Academy. Everyone starts trying to eat her. 
Jaguar decides that she wants to blow something up, so she gathers a bunch of bananas and turns them into bombs. 
Kinkajou comes back and shouts, “No eating scavengers! That’s mean!” Wren shows up and shouts “I agree with Kinkajou!” and disappears. A bunch of hippos appear, who are actually HiveWings and now everyone is trying to eat the hippos. 
Jaguar suggests that someone make all the dragons at Jade Mountain like bananas so that she can throw her bombs in and everyone will eat them. 
Hawthorn shows up and looks like a chicken. Clay eats him.
It is raining and sleeting at the same time, and giant hail starts falling and crushes Boto.  
Jaguar rides a giant hailstone down from the sky, yelling, “DIE!”
The Queen joins her and sends a bolt of lightning down and kills a random SandWing.
Colorchanger surrounds Jaguar in lots of Winters. Jaguar runs away to live with the SeaWings so she doesn’t kill Winter. Colorchanger gets rid of all the extra Winters 
A random SeaWing named Seahorse appears.
Jaguar comes back to Jade Mountain when the Winters disappear. She starts flirting with Seahorse.
The Queen turns seahorse turns into a flying seahorse and flies to the sea to escape Jaguar so she doesn’t get kidnapped by Jaguar.
She sings an awesome song while doing so. It’s cool trust me. 
Jaguar basically starts flirting with every cute SeaWing.
Colorchanger makes everyone start singing their theme songs.  
Tropica says, “Let’s let everyone just sit for a minute, because I am going to make a dragon appear. With Colorchanger’s permission, of course. What do you say, Colorchanger?”
The dragons all sit down and stop singing. For a moment, they think the craziness is over. One lets out a relieved sigh. 
The Queen kills the one who sighed by setting him on fire.
Tropica makes a RainWing appear. Her name is Papaya. Tropica turns to the rest of the group. “I’m ready to tell you who my crush is! But I’ll only tell you with Colorchanger’s permission.”
“You are?” Jaguar squeals.
“Tell us now!” The Queen demands. 
“Yeah!” Sunny agrees, who can somehow hear the conversation.
“Yes, I am ready. Colorchanger, what do you say?”
Colorchanger pauses from turning some NightWings into IceWings and sending them into the Seventh Circle of the Ice kingdom. “Huh? Oh, um, yeah tell them.”
The Queen stabs one more annoying dragon then turns back to Tropica. “Continue. Now.”
Jaguar is so excited to hear Tropica’s crush that she actually stops trying to torture and murder everyone. 
“Okay…” Tropica stalls.
Winter tries to break out of his prison while Jaguar is gone. The Queen helpfully makes a hole in the wall because she wants to annoy Jaguar.
“My crush is Papaya.”
Colorchanger gets super mad, because she has a crush on Papaya. She says this.
“Oooh, drama,” The Queen says.
Jaguar starts flirting with Papaya to annoy Colorchanger and Tropica.
“Hey, Tropica,” Colorchanger says. “Let’s team up to murder Jaguar. I’ll punish you later. You can watch, The Queen.” 
“Sure. But first I’m going to give The Queen popcorn.”
Jaguar runs away to the Ice Kingdom so that she can blend in with the snow and stuff (her scales will naturally blend in).
Colorchanger starts announcing to the world, “Hey everyone, Jaguar is afraid of centipedes!”
Jaguar changes her name and moves to Pantala.
The Queen makes Pantala no longer exist for a few moments and brings Jaguar back. 
Colorchanger turns Jaguar into a giant centipede and says, “Murder The Queen and Tropica and Winter and I’ll turn you back.” 
The Queen glares at Colorchanger and Jaguar. “Don’t you dare,” she says.
“Well, I don’t especially want to murder The Queen, because she would torture me.” Jaguar muses. “But also, you guys made a mistake. Centipedes have venom. And since I’m big, it’ll be even stronger.” She bites Tropica and Colorchanger before they can do anything about it. 
Colorchanger is very, very, very, very, very, very, very angry. And Jaguar is still a centipede. 
Jaguar also murders Winter and brings him back to life. And then turns a random student into The Queen and murders them.
“Well, I guess that works, but you murdered me so I’m not turning you back.” 
During this whole time, Tropica gets sorta annoyed, so she decides to rebel against Colorchanger. “I am going to be the assistant to myself! I will not follow your orders anymore.”
“I will point out,” said Jaguar, “That I can just bring you guys back to life.”
Colorchanger is very annoyed, and gathers together all her friends, except The Queen in chains they can’t break for some mind games. Jaguar is a dragon again. 
“Ooooh, Tropica, you can be my assistant! But I’ll let you do basically whatever you want, as long as you obey my orders.” Jaguar exclaims. 
“Meh, I’m going to be my own assistant.” Tropica declared. “But thanks for the offer.”
“Alright. I’m going to enchant you all look like the exact enemy of a random dragon and teleport you in front of that dragon. You do whatever you want from there.”  
Jaguar grabs Phoenix and decides to keep her with her at all times.
Tropica is an IceWing and she is in front of a SandWing named Cactus. Jaguar is a LeafWing and is in front of an IceWing. 
Tropica attacks Cactus, and because she only looks like an IceWing, she shoots him with venom, then breathes fire on him. Then she ties him up in her Flamesilk.
Jaguar decides to murder everybody because she is very mad. So she flies around the continent making vines trap dragons.
Colorchanger sighs. “This is much less interesting than I thought it would be.”
Suddenly, Jaguar appears in front of Colorchanger with a murderous expression on her face. A random SeaWing comes up to Colorchanger and whispers, “You might wanna run… You’ve made her really mad, which nobody has managed to do before…”
Tropica appears beside her, and says, “I’m also very mad at Colorchanger. Let’s get our revenge, Jaguar!” 
“Yes.” hisses Jaguar, “I will enjoy that very much.” Somehow, her scales and eyes have turned a deep black color, except for the pure white scales on her snout.
“So will I.” Tropica agrees, her scales changing to red, black, and even more red. She growls. Her horns are orange, along with her eyes.
Jaguar uses all of her powers (frostbreath, leafspeak, and venom) to attack Colorchanger, who is too busy editing the story to notice. 
Colorchanger sighs. “I get bored easily, and getting my revenge, while satisfying, is still rather boring. I’m tired of fighting you guys.” 
Tropica joins in, tangling her in flamesilk, lighting the flamesilk on more fire, and spitting venom on her face. “We’re not tired of fighting you, though!”
Colorchanger turns into a scavenger and goes to hang out with Wren. 
Jaguar decides to go to Pantala and live with Sundew and Willow. Sundew is somehow related to her, and they immediately become friends.
Tropica follows her.
The Queen finally shows up. “Where did everyone go?” she asks.
Papaya, who had been sitting there watching this whole time, said, “They were mad at each other and they left to go to different places.”
And Anenome is still suffocating. Anemone will suffocate forever. And Deathbringer is still being chased by Wrens. Everyone at Jade Mountain turns into a mango and gets eaten by Kinkajou. A voice says, “Just one last curse.” 
Jaguar falls in love with a pretty, smart, and strong female LeafWing, and decides she doesn't like Winter anymore. She permanently moves to Pantala, where she will be happy.
Tropica decides to be in Pantala too, and falls in love with a talented female Silkwing-Hivewing hybrid. She still has fun with Jaguar too.               
The Queen decides she’s done torturing Jade Mountain for a while, and goes to an alternate universe, sets everything back to normal, turns Ivy into a dragon, then sets her on fire and gets her kidnapped. 
Colorchanger is very happy hanging out with Wren and she ever so often she will get Sky in danger by NightWings, just so that she has an excuse to torment them. She also turns Papaya into a scavenger, so that they can be together. But Papaya says she’s actually an NPC, so Colorchanger returns her to her spot. 
“WAIT. Tropica, you had a crush on Papaya! That’s how this entire mess got started!” Jaguar fumes.
“Yeah, but she just sat there while we fought, so I decided she wasn’t worth it anymore.” Tropica said, shrugging.
“Makes sense.” Jaguar agreed.  
Colorchanger is tired of being a scavenger, so she considers going to send Seahorse to the MudWings and making her mother have a rare animus touched object. Also killing all the dragonets of destiny so that Seahorse has to be the hero. She sits for a while, deliberating, but decides to keep forcing dragons to be cute together, like she was doing before this whole mess got started.   
Jaguar and her crush adopt Baby Seal, and they live happily ever after.
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