Extradimensional Mouth Wash™

Are you an omniversal entity that constantly has mouth sores? Do infections from corrupted verses plague your cosmic gums? If you haven't been using our Extradimensional Toothpaste™, don't worry, there is still hope! Extradimensional Mouth Wash™ is here to save you. This mouth wash is made up of trillions of tiny universes that fluctuate in size, allowing for the mouth wash to flow smoothly through your gums and teeth, as well as pick up any corrupted verses that are still stuck in your teeth. In addition to this, these universes attach to infections and self-destruct via Big Rips, quickly destroying the infections. 
So, are you interested? Lucky for you, Extradimensional Mouth Wash™ is available at a CVS (Cosmic Verse Services) near you. Also, consider checking out our other product, Extradimensional Toothpaste™, to avoid getting infections again!
(This page is sponsored by Extradimensional Health Inc.)
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