The Greatest Adventure

The Greatest Adventure is the third episode of Total Drama Entropy. It aired on August 11, 2020 and was written by Purple133.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins in the challenge room)
Alex: Get the FUCK over here guys! Hi, it’s been a few weeks.
Waluigi: WAH! You’re gonna hate this challenge.
(Joey confessional)
Joey: Well looks like we’ve gotten a challenge without warning. Great.
(Purps confessional)
Purps: What are they gonna do, what sick twisted torture are they going to put us through today?
Waluigi: Literal insanity. We’ve designed a THEME PARK!
Alex: Yes that’s right, step right up to the Greatest Adventure Theme Park!
Jasbre: What the hell does this have to do with SpongeBob’s Greatest Adventures?
Alex: Just go with it.
Purps: Aren’t we being split into teams?
Waluigi: Yes. 
Golf: Can I be a team captain?
Alex: Sure thing.
Travis: Wait, is the bar that low? I’d like to be a captain as well!
Alex: Okay so Golf and Travis are team captains. Uhhh Golf you can make a pick.
Golf: I’d like to pick Joey because he’s the only person here who doesn’t completely hate my guts.
Joey: Cool!
Travis: Is that so? I’d like to take Matchy for my team.
Matchy: Huh? I thought you hated me?
Travis: Matchy I’ve always thought you’re alright I just get quick laughs poking fun at you.
Matchy: Wow, I feel sort of special-
Dan: Shut the hell up classturbator and let them get back to picking!
Golf: I pick Dan.
Travis: NO! FUCK NO! ALEX DO SOMETHING!
Alex: Nothing in the rules says he can’t do that.
Dan: Shittttt
Travis: Mr. Pecks you are going to PAY for that one. 
Golf: I knew you’d have that response!
Travis: ACH! I pick uhhhhhhhh Rocky! I haven’t heard from you in a while!
Rocky: Hi.
Travis: Get over here.
Rocky: No need to be so passive aggressive about it.
Golf: I choose Purps, he also doesn’t entirely hate me.
Purps: Neat. Hey Alex are team captains going to have any effect on anything?
Alex: Probably not.
Purps: Awesome.
Travis: I pick Bot because he brings the fun.
Bot: Who wants peanuts!
Rocky: Get that shit away from me I’m allergic!
Golf: Uh who’s left?
Alex: Crazy, Granite, Jasbre, and SBCA. 
Golf: I’ll take Granite.
Granite: Yay!
SBCA: Oh okay. Nobody wants me because I’m “old”.
Travis: I’ll take uhhhhhhh…
(Travis confessional)
Travis: Yes this pick will be shocking but I view one of the others as a massive threat and I simply can’t stand the other.
(Cut back to Travis making his pick)
Travis: I pick Crazy.
Purps: Audible gasp.
Matchy: Purps you aren’t supposed to say audible gasp. 
Golf: Wow, okay then. So uh I’ll take ummmmmmmmmmm SBCA!
Jasbre: Team Travis for life!
Travis: FUCK- CROOKED BLACK DUCK!
Jasbre: Huh?
Alex: Okay so now pick team names. 
Bot: So last season I was on Team Steve, this time I think we should be Team Steve but Worse.
Purps: Bot that doesn’t even make sense-
Alex: Team Steve but Worse it is!
Golf: Hey they have a quirky name, we need one too dammit!
Dan: Golf shut up please-
Golf: Let’s answer the age old question. Is it to or too?
Joey: Golf that sentence means literally nothing.
Golf: I see no issues here.
Joey: Okay.
Alex: So we have Team Steve but Worse and Team Is It To or Too? Nice. Team Steve But Worse will be dark blue because Team Steve was blue. And uh Team Is It To or Too? will be yellow because why not.
Waluigi: WAH! Let’s just get to the challenge.
Alex: Oh, right, the challenge. So basically you have all been given a ticket. You can get this ticket stamped after going on any ride. Whichever team has more ticket stamps after twelve hours will win, and not have to kick somebody off!
Crazy: Hoopla!
Jasbre: Shut up.
Crazy: Sorry, force of habit.
Alex: Well, go!
(Everybody rushes into the theme park)
Joey: Oh no oh no
Purps: Hey Joey what’s wrong?
Joey: I have a crippling fear of amusement parks.
Purps: Why’s that?
Joey: Well you see when I was a young boy-
Dan: WHICH ONE OF THESE RIDES WILL MAKE ME THROW UP FIRST?
Purps: So Joey what if we start easy?
Joey: Uh okay. Let’s do the-
Dan: EVERYBODY ON TEAM IS IT TO OR TOO GET OVER HERE!
(Everybody walks toward Dan)
Dan: Okay guys I have the plan.
Golf: Sir you aren’t in charge here.
Dan: I am now.
Golf: SIR! Alright that’s it. Everybody is to stay here UNTIL I SAY SO!
Purps: Golf you can’t do that, we’ll lose!
Golf: DAMMIT I DON’T CARE!
(Cut to Rocky and Travis riding a Ferris wheel)
Rocky: Wow, you can see everything from up here!
Travis: Shut up, I’m trying to spit on Golf’s head.
(Travis spits and it hits Golf)
Golf: Alright who did that?
Joey: It fell from the sky.
Golf: Oh yea sure.
(Cut to Jasbre and Matchy on a rollercoaster)
Matchy: Why is this symbolic of our relationship?
Jasbre: What are you gay-
Matchy: I MEANT OUR FRIEND RELATIONSHIP GOD JASBRE.
Jasbre: Oh right, that.
Matchy: Okay.
(Matchy crosses their arms as the rollercoaster shoots down; once they get to the end they see Waluigi)
Waluigi: Time to get your stamps!
Matchy: Cool!
(Waluigi stamps Matchy and Jasbre’s tickets; cut to Team is It To or Too? standing in a circle)
Golf: So after all I’ve done for this team, this is how it’s gonna be?
Dan: THE HELL DO YOU MEAN “ALL IVE DONE”! We are going to LOSE!
Golf: Dan shut up.
Dan: I’LL KILL YOU-
(Dan trips over a rock)
Golf: How petty.
(Cut to Bot and Crazy in the tunnel of love)
Crazy: This is awkward.
Bot: Crazy shut up it’s for the win. The other team hasn’t even moved, we’re practically safe.
Crazy: But like why did we both have to go on this ride?
Bot: Uh. Good question. 
Crazy: For the sake of like doing the ride?
Bot: Yes.
(Cut back to Team Is It To or Too?)
SBCA: Golf you do realize if we lose you’re being voted out right?
Golf: And why the hell would that happen to me?
SBCA: YOU’RE FORCING US TO STAY HERE TO PROVE A STUPID POINT TO DAN!
Joey: Yeah Golf this is a little dumb.
Waluigi: WAH! Time’s up! Let’s see…
Rocky: How much did we win by?
Alex: A lot. The final score was 176 to 0. 
Golf: Well Dan are you happy?
Dan: I’LL KILL YOU!
(Dan chokeholds Golf; cut to the new elimination area, a dimly lit room with wood chairs)
Dan: This sucks.
(Dan confessional)
Dan: This is somehow a downgrade from last season’s voting area, I didn’t even know that was possible.
(Cut to the team sitting around the table)
Alex: Okay so here’s how this works. Well you know how it works. So you all have little screens with all your peers’ faces on them. Tap on the person and submit your vote and then somebody will be eliminated. This season if you’re safe, you get a globe.
Purps: Excuse me, a globe?
Alex: Yes, is there an issue?
Purps: No.
Joey: I think globes are neat!
Alex: Okay guys, you can submit your votes now.
(Everybody submits their votes)
Waluigi: WAH!
Alex: Waluigi that was unnecessary. 
Waluigi: Was it?
Alex: Yes. Yes it was. Okay let me start distributing globes. I have five of them, one of you will not get a globe. That person will be taken out to the Dumpster Chute of Doom, and they will be eliminated.
(“Intense music”)
Alex: First globe goes too…
Golf: But honestly is it to or too?
Alex: Joey. 
(Alex tosses Joey a globe)
Joey: Cool!
Alex: Granite, Purps, SBCA.
(Granite, Purps, and SBCA all catch their globes)
Alex: So it’s either Dan or Golf going.
Dan: I hate you Golf.
Golf: I hate you more.
Alex: And the final globe goes too…
(Dan looks around nervously while Golf grins)
Alex: Dan.
Dan: YES!
Golf: Wait huh?
Dan: YES!!!
Alex: Golf you’ve been eliminated.
Golf: WAIT WHAT NO!!
Waluigi: Time to go pal.
(Waluigi drags a protesting Golf out of the room) 
Alex: Well guys, congrats, you’ve eliminated a mad man. I’ll see you later.
(Purps confessional)
Purps: Wait, who leads the team now?
(Episode ends)
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