Patrick Star Wars: The Rise of Starwalker

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Patrick Star Wars: The Rise of Starwalker is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
Part 1: Patrick Star Wars
Part 2: Patrick Star Wars: The Farce Awakens
== Transcript ==
=== Prologue ===
(We begin on the water planet from the end of The Farce Awakens, years before General Sandra and Squidroid reach it. Pat Starwalker is wandering around one of the planet's islands late at night. He finds a cave with smoke coming out of it, and he walks into the cave, shivering.)
Pat: Hello?
(Pat walks deeper into the cave and finds a short green alien warming his hands by a fire.)
Pat: W-who are you?
𝄌: I am the Jedi Master Coda. Waiting a long time for you, I have been.
Pat: Why? What's so special about me?
𝄌: Destined to save the galaxy from unspeakable evil, you are.
Pat: Talking like this must be fun, it...must...be!
𝄌: Make fun of how I speak, you shouldn't. Or knock you into the next solar system, I will!
Pat: Oops! Sorry.
𝄌: Of the essence, time is. Learn to use the Force, you must.
Pat: The Force? How do I learn to do that?
𝄌: First clear you mind, you should. A problem with that, you should not have.
Pat: Okay. I'll try.
𝄌: No! Do, or do not. There is no try. Understand this, can you?
Pat: I'll try to.
𝄌: (sighs) A lot to learn, you still have.
=== Part I ===
(We're in the present day. Pat Starwalker follows General Sandra and Squidroid into their spaceship.)
Pat: So, how have you been the last 30 years, princess?
Sandra: I'm not a princess anymore. I'm now a respected war general.
Pat: That sounds a lot harder than being a princess!
Sandra: Yes, but this is the path I've chosen. My parents made me a princess. I became a general through my own hard work.
Pat: Where did you learn to fly a ship?
Sandra: All generals know how to fly ships.
Pat: You didn't answer my question.
Sandra: (sighs) SpongeSolo taught me.
Pat: Ooh! Are you and SpongeSolo, like, a thing now?
(Sandra steers the ship left to avoid an asteroid.)
Sandra: Something like that.
Pat: Where's Obi-Wan? I could kill for a Krabby Packet right now!
Sandra: Uh...
(Sandra looks at Squidroid, who beeps unhappily.)
Squidroid: Obi-Wan Krabnobi died several years ago.
Pat: What? Who's running the Kelestial Krab now, then?
Squidroid: A group of investors led by Mickey Mouse, the richest creature in the galaxy, purchased the Kelestial Krab from Obi-Wan before his untimely passing.
Pat: (pauses) Take me there.
Sandra: But don't you want to see our friends first?
Pat: Not on an empty stomach.
Sandra: There are lots of fast food places in the galaxy.
Pat: I want a Krabby Packet!
Sandra: (sighs) Fine. But make it quick.
(Sandra puts her ship into hyperdrive, and one obligatory wipe transition later, they're on Pat's home planet, walking towards the Kelestial Krab.)
Pat: Have you ever had a Krabby Packet, princess?
Sandra: No, and I'm not a princess.
Pat: Oh right, I forgot! How about you, Squidroid?
Squidroid: I'm a robot.
Pat: Uh-huh!
Squidroid: Robots don't eat.
Pat: Uh-huh!
Squidroid: Just grab your blasted Krabby Packet!
(Pat runs into the Kelestial Krab, which looks almost exactly like how he remembers it, outside of some modern upgrades to the architecture and the fact that a droid is selling food behind the counter instead of the restaurant's late owner.)
Pat: One Krabby Packet, my good sir!
Droid: That will be one credit.
(Pat gives the droid a credit, and the droid gives Pat a Krabby Packet. Pat spits the Krabby Packet out immediately after eating it.)
Pat: This isn't a Krabby Packet! This is just a cheap imitation!
Droid: Alert! Unsatisfied customer! Must destroy! Must destroy!
(Red lights start flashing, and the droid's arms turn into laser guns.)
Pat: Uh-oh!
(Sandra notices the red lights coming out of the Kelestial Krab's windows, and she rushes to the door, but it's locked.)
Sandra: Pat? Are you okay?
(Pat doesn't respond, so Sandra backs away from the door before kicking it down. She finds Pat sitting at the counter with the droid's head in his hands.)
Pat: Man, I'm never eating here again!
Sandra: (laughs) Come on, Pat. Let's meet SpongeSolo.
(Pat follows Sandra out of the restaurant with the droid's head.)
Pat: At least I got a souviever out of it!
(Sandra, Pat, and Squidroid fly to the jungle planet SpongeSolo is on and land beside the Resisty base. As they leave the ship, SpongeSolo, Garebacca, Finn, and Rei all greet them.)
Pat: Who are the new guys?
Rei: I'm a girl!
Pat: You sure don't look like one!
(Rei takes out a lightsaber and points it at Pat.)
Sandra: Come on, Rei. We didn't go to all that trouble to bring Pat back just for you to kill him.
Rei: Why bring Pat back? What's so important about him?
Sandra: He's our friend!
Rei: Friends don't abandon other friends.
Pat: She's got a point there, Sandra.
Sandra: What did you want us to do, leave him to rot on that island?
Pat: She's got a point there, too, Rei. 
Rei: I have nothing to do with this. I'm just a scavenger.
Sandra: No, Rei. You're so much more.
Rei: What else am I?
Sandra: You're a hero.
(Sandra walks into the Resisty base, and everyone follows her.)
Sandra: Even though we've taken down Ren, he was little more than an apprentice to the true Big Bad, somebody looking to bring back the Galactic Chumpire.
Rei: But the Galactic Chumpire died with Darth Planktor. Who could become powerful enough to bring it back so soon after it collapsed?
Sandra: I...don't know that yet. He's managed to keep his identity hidden, but we've intercepted some of his communications, and we've seen enough to be relatively certain he plans to bring back the Chumpire with a devastating weapon more powerful than any we have seen before. We need all hands on deck to stop him.
Rei: So let me get this straight: you want us to help you fight some villian you don't know planning to bring back the Galactic Chumpire with a weapon that might not even exist?
Sandra: Well, when you put it like that...
Rei: Fly me back home, SpongeSolo.
SpongeSolo: You got it! Hi, Pat.
Pat: Hi, SpongeSolo. Hi, Garebacca.
Garebacca: Merowrowrow.
Finn: So, uh, when will I get something to do?
Sandra: You totally will! Sometime! Probably!
(SpongeSolo flies the Millenium Fruit to Pat's home planet with Garebacca, Pat, and Rei as passengers.)
Pat: You're from here, too?
Rei: Yeah. What about it?
Pat: I think we got off on the wrong foot. Hi, my name's Pat!
(Pat extends a hand, but Rei doesn't shake it. As they leave the Millenium Fruit, they're surrounded by stormtroopers.)
Rei: W-what's going on?
(Rei hears a familiar laugh in the distance, and her eyes widen as Mickey Mouse walks into the circle of stormtroopers.)
Mickey: Ha ha! I caught you slicing my droid's head off, pink boy, and now I want it back!
Pat: No way! Finders keepers!
Mickey: Do you not see the army of stormtroopers around you? I will recover my intellectual property! Ha ha!
SpongeSolo: Just give him the head, Pat, so we can go home!
Pat: I can't give him the head! I...left it on Sandra's ship.
(SpongeSolo puts his head in his hands.)
Mickey: Looks like we'll be going on an adventure, then! Ha ha! And to make sure you aren't jerking me around, I'll take all four of you onto my ship as prisoners!
Rei: What? I have nothing to do with this!
Mickey: Since I found you with that thief, that automatically makes you an accomplice under intergalactic law. Ha ha! If I don't get that droid head back, I'll make sure you all spend the rest of your lives in space jail!
(The stormtroopers guide Pat, Rei, SpongeSolo, and Garebacca into a ship shaped like Mickey's head. Only a few of the stormtroopers stay with the four as Mickey blasts off, while the rest of them surround the Millenium Fruit, guns pointed outward.)
Mickey: So tell me, where is this other ship at?
Pat: I don't know! The galaxy is big!
Rei: (points) It's that way.
Mickey: Ha ha! You're lucky you have that girl with you!
SpongeSolo: When do I get my ship back?
Mickey: As soon as I've recovered my property. If I don't find it where you're taking me, I'll send the order to have your ship destroyed and the scrap metal sold to cover the cost of that droid your friend destroyed. Ha ha!
Pat: It's that droid's fault for trying to kill me!
Mickey: You weren't satisfied, and our work droids are programmed to kill unsatisfied customers to protect our reputation. Ha ha! Try being satisfied next time.
Rei: That's a cruddy way to run a business!
Mickey: Spoken like someone who has never run a business of her own. Ha ha!
Pat: Why did you have to ruin the Kelestial Krab, anyway?
Mickey: It's not ruined! It's more profitable than ever! Ha ha! Yeah, the food's a bit worse, but not worse enough that people will stop buying it, at least not unless loudmouths like you draw attention to it. Where do I go from here?
SpongeSolo: Turn right.
(Rei looks at SpongeSolo with uncertainty, but SpongeSolo nods.)
Mickey: Is he correct, girl? Should I go right?
Rei: Yeah.
Mickey: All right then! Ha ha!
(A few hours later, Mickey lands the ship on an ice planet.)
Mickey: Brr! It's cold! I should have brought my jacket! Ha ha! Okay, where's the other ship at?
(The four prisoners look at the stormtroopers pointing laser guns at them and then look at Mickey.)
Mickey: Where's...the other...ship?
(Pat and Rei take out their lightsabers and dispose of the stormtroopers behind them easily.)
Mickey: Oh, so this was a trap! I'm sure the stormtroopers back home would love to hear about that! Ha ha!
(Mickey takes out a phone, and SpongeSolo shoots it out of his hand with a laser gun.)
Mickey: (raises hands) Okay, you got me.
(SpongeSolo, Pat, and Rei slowly appraoch Mickey, who then sprints to his phone, being pulled back by...something right before he can reach it.)
Mickey: W-what is this?
(Pat, whose eyes are closed and who is pointing at Mickey with open palms, raises his hands, causing Mickey to rise off the ground.)
Mickey: Stop that! I...I'm afraid of heights!
Rei: (astonished) I thought this was the stuff of fairy tales.
SpongeSolo: You know how to use the Force, Pat?
Pat: Oh, yeah! Did I not mention it?
(As Mickey floats in the air, SpongeSolo grabs his phone and destroys it.)
SpongeSolo: You're good to go, Pat.
(Pat opens his eyes and lowers his hands, and Mickey falls gracefully to the ground.)
Mickey: (terrified) You...you'll pay for this! Ha ha!
(SpongeSolo and Garebacca carry Mickey onto the ship behind Pat and Rei. SpongeSolo flies the ship back to Pat's home planet, and Mickey walks off the ship and nervously approaches the stormtroopers surrounding the Millenium Fruit, looking back once to find SpongeSolo with a laser gun pointed at him and Pat with an open palm pointed at him.)
Mickey: Hey, guys! I got what I wanted, so uh, let's get off this planet! Ha ha!
Stormtrooper: You still want us to tear this ship apart?
Mickey: N-no! Just come back! Mouse's orders! Ha ha!
(After the former prisoners leave the ship, Mickey gets back into his ship with the stormtroopers. The ship flies off, and another wipe transition sends us to Mickey's home planet, Pluto. Mickey is in his office on the top floor of his company headquarters when a massive alien walks in.)
Mickey: Good to see you again.
(The alien turns around to reveal Darth Planktor, now in a suit that resembles Darth Vader's, strapped to his back.)
Darth Planktor: (breathing heavily) And it's good...to see you.
=== Part II ===
(The Millennium Fruit lands on the jungle planet the Resisty base is on. Pat Starwalker, SpongeSolo, and Garebacca walk out it and head towards the base.)
Pat: Wait, why are we here again?
SpongeSolo: Because Darth Planktor is alive and up to something sinister!
Pat: What? Darth Planktor is alive? How did you find that out?
SpongeSolo: Everybody knows, Pat. It was revealed in the latest season of Dorknite.
Pat: I don't play that!
SpongeSolo: Then you're the only person in the galaxy who doesn't. Now, come on!
(As the three of them reach the base, Sandra, Rei, and Finn run out to greet them.)
Sandra: SpongeSolo! I'm so glad you're here!
SpongeSolo: What's the plan for Darth Planktor?
Sandra: I had our best people study the video Planktor sent, and they're certain it came from Pluto, the planet Mickey Mouse lives on.
SpongeSolo: Space barnacles! Imagine what Darth Planktor could do with that kind of money!
Sandra: We aren't about to wait to find out. We're taking the fight to him now.
Finn: Does that mean I'll finally get to do something?
Sandra: Who are you again?
(Finn grumbles as he joins the soldiers going into Resisty spacecraft.)
Sandra: It's almost time. Will y'all be joining us on this mission?
SpongeSolo: Well, you know, I'm getting up there in age, and this does sound pretty dangerous...
(After the soldiers empty the base, Squidroid comes out.)
Squidroid: That's the last of them!
Sandra: Now or never.
SpongeSolo: You know what? Yeah, let's do it!
Pat: Do I get a say in this?
Garebacca: Merowrowrow.
Pat: No, you're a sissy!
(Garebacca growls.)
Pat: I-I was just kidding. (laughs nervously) You know I was just kidding, don't you, buddy?
Squidroid: Must we bring that uncivilized beast with us?
(Garebacca roars and rips off one of Squidroid's arms.)
Squidroid: Aww...that was my favorite arm.
Sandra: Save the fighting for when we get to Pluto!
Squidroid: Alright, you heard her. Give me my arm back.
(Garebacca shakes his head and goes into the Millennium Fruit with Squidroid's arm.)
Sandra: We'll get you a new arm. Let's go!
Rei: Am I coming with you?
Sandra: No, make sure the geezers are okay.
SpongeSolo: Hey, I heard that!
Pat: So did I! (whispers) What's a geezer?
(SpongeSolo, Pat, and Rei go into the Millennium Fruit as Sandra and Squidroid join their soldiers on one of the spacecraft.)
SpongeSolo: Ready for one more ride?
Pat: Guess I don't have much of a choice, do I?
Rei: You'll be fine! You have the Force.
Pat: (sighs) But so does Planktor.
(The Millennium Fruit follows the Resisty ships to Pluto. When the first ship lands, a droid greets the first soldiers who walk out of it.)
Droid: Welcome to Mickey's World, the happiest place in the galaxy!
Soldier: Where's Mickey?
Droid: Mickey Mouse is an extremely busy rodent, but if you want, I can schedule an appointment with him.
(Suddenly, the planet starts to shake, and the ground behind the droid sinks. Mickey's ship rises out of it, and the soldiers point their laser guns at it as more Resisty ships land behind them. Mickey comes out of his ship with his hands raised.)
Mickey: To what do I owe the honor? Ha ha!
Soldier: We've got intel that you're harboring a dangerous criminal on this planet.
Mickey: That's a serious accusation! Ha ha! Do you happen to have any proof to back it up?
(Sandra comes out of her ship, and the soldiers let her pass.)
Sandra: That video Darth Planktor sent everybody was filmed on this planet. He is on this planet, and we believe you're working with him.
Mickey: The thing about belief is...it's not the same as evidence. If you don't have any proof to bring me, I must ask you to leave. Ha ha!
Sandra: We'll do no such thing!
Mickey: Then I'm sure the Galactic Police would love to hear about you threatening the richest mouse in the galaxy with an army that I don't believe is registered with them. Ha ha! Tell me, is that belief correct, Princess...oh, I'm sorry...General Sandra?
(Sandra clenches her fists then turns around.)
Sandra: Alright, fall back. There's nothing to find here.
(As the Millennium Fruit lands, the Resisty ships start flying off the planet.)
Pat: Did we win already?
Rei: No...they're retreating.
(They watch as Mickey walks back towards his ship. As he does so, he takes out his phone.)
Mickey: Now's the time. Send the fleet. Ha ha!
(Hundreds of ships with Chumpire insignia fly over Mickey seconds after he gives the order. When Sandra notices the ships, she immediately grabs her walkie-talkie.)
Sandra: Go into hyperspace! Now!
(All of the Rsisty ships travel into hyperspace, but the opposing ships are right behind them.)
Sandra: Oh, no.
(As they reach the jungle planet, the opposing ships start shooting at them. Some of the Resisty ships return fire, but most of them are easily destroyed. The ship Sandra is on is able to avoid most of the blasts and gets clear of the fighting as it prepares to go into hyperspace again.)
Squidroid: General...do you see what I see?
(Sandra turns in the direction Squidroid is looking and sees a replica of the Death Bucket, ten times larger than the original, join the opposing ships.)
Squidroid: I have a bad feeling about this.
(The Death Bucket fires a laser at the jungle planet that blows it up.)
Squidroid: That's probably why.
(As Sandra's ship goes into hyperspace, she and the rest of the ship's passengers reflect on the destruction of the rest of the Resisty and their base. A wipe transition takes us back to Pluto, where SpongeSolo is hiding the Millennium Fruit under leaves and sticks he got from the forest. When he feels its suitably hidden, he goes back into the ship.)
Pat: What do we do now?
SpongeSolo: Live out the rest of our days in the Fruit, maybe? I've got a bunch of Krabby Packets in the back.
Pat: Say no more!
(Pat runs to the back the ship as Rei approaches SpongeSolo.)
Rei: Are we really going to spend the rest of our lives hiding from Darth Planktor?
SpongeSolo: You saw those ships. The Resisty is toast.
Rei: But we're here, and we can still stop him! I may just be a scavenger, but you, Pat, and Sandra have been fighting the Chumpire and those looking to bring back the Chumpire for over 30 years now! You can't give up on that now! We can't give up on it now! 
SpongeSolo: Sure, we can! Isn't that right, Pat?
(Pat is lying in the back of the ship with an extended belly and several empty Krabby Packets around him.)
Pat: Hey, SpongeSolo, you know where the rest of the Krabby Packets are?
SpongeSolo: (furious) Those were all the Krabby Packets!
Pat: Oh...I think we're out.
Garebacca: Merowrowrow.
SpongeSolo: (sighs) You win, Rei. Whatever Darth Planktor will do to us should be quicker than starving to death.
(As the ships with Chumpire insignia return, Pat, Rei, and SpongeSolo follow them on foot. Suddenly, they hear loud beeping from where SpongeSolo hid the Millennium Fruit.)
Droid: ENEMY SPACECRAFT DETECTED. INITIALIZING 'SPLODING LASERS.
(They hear laser blasts, and the Millennium Fruit explodes.)
SpongeSolo: No! I left Garebacca in there to keep him safe! (crying) What have I done?
Rei: We'll avenge him. Don't you worry, SpongeSolo. We'll avenge him.
(They reach the headquarters of Mickey's company, and they watch as ships land in front of the building and Mickey motions them inside one by one. After all of the ships are accounted for, Mickey meets Darth Planktor on the top floor of the company headquarters.)
Mickey: It's done. Ha ha! The Resisty has been defeated.
Darth Planktor: No...some of them are still alive...on this planet.
Mickey: That's impossible! Ha ha! I watched all the Resisty ships leave!
Darth Planktor: You missed...one.
Mickey: Listen, I've given you as much as money as you wanted to carry out your plan! Ha ha! We have our fleet, we have our Death Bucket, so we should start conquering other planets now!
Darth Planktor: No! Not until...the Resisty...has been snuffed out!
Mickey: How do even know there are still Resisty fighters on my planet? Ha ha!
(A stormtrooper knocks on the door.)
Stormtrooper: Boss, there's something you need to see.
Mickey: Come in!
(The stormtrooper walks in with a handcuffed Garebacca beside him.)
Garebacca: Merowrowrow.
(Mickey's eyes widen.)
Mickey: Grab the other stormtroopers and search Pluto for any more enemy combatants! Ha ha! We win this war today!
(SpongeSolo, Pat, and Rei watch as stormtroopers storm out of the company headquarters.)
SpongeSolo: Do you think they know we're here?
Rei: Probably.
Stormtrooper: I heard something in the bushes!
(Three stormtroopers go into the bushes, and they come back out seconds later.)
Stormtrooper: Nevermind, it was just the wind.
(That night, Mickey is about to fall asleep in his office when he hears a knock on his door.)
Mickey: Come in! Ha ha! This better be good.
Stormtrooper: I'm just here to inform you we were unable to find the people you were looking for.
Mickey: You finished the search that quickly?
Stormtrooper: Yes. We stormtroopers are known for our efficiency, after all.
Mickey: (nods) Thanks for letting me know. Report to the bottom floor for your next assignment.
Stormtrooper: Next...assignment?
Mickey: Yeah, did you think you were just going to stand around and do nothing all night? Go to the bottom floor with the other stormtroopers and someone will be there to tell you what to do.
Stormtrooper: Yes, sir.
(The stormtrooper leaves the office and takes off his helmet to reveal SpongeSolo underneath. Two other stormtroopers are waiting for him.)
Stormtrooper: (with Rey's voice) Did he buy it?
Stormtrooper: (with Pat's voice) This thing's itchy!
SpongeSolo: Shh! We can't let them find out who we really are!
(SpongeSolo puts his helmet back on and heads to the elevator with the others.)
Pat: Where are we going?
SpongeSolo: The bottom floor. If we're lucky, one of Mickey's ships is down there and we can use it to escape.
(Our heroes take the elevator to the bottom floor, and they find a row of prison cells down there.)
Pat: Man. Who's getting locked up?
Garebacca: Merowrowrow.
(SpongeSolo runs to Garebacca's cell, and Pat and Rei follow him.)
Pat: I can't believe it! They cloned Garebacca!
Rei: I don't think he ever died, Pat.
Pat: Wow!
SpongeSolo: So you're saying I went through all of that emotional devastation for nothing?
Darth Planktor: No! Think of all the friends we made along the way!
(They turn around to find Darth Planktor standing in front of them.)
SpongeSolo: Hi...boss!
Darth Planktor: Don't bother. I know who all of you are.
Rei: We're your loyal stormtroopers!
(Darth Planktor raises an arm, and Rei's helmet flies off.)
Darth Planktor: Hello, scavenger.
(Darth Planktor raises his other arm, and SpongeSolo's helmet flies off.)
Darth Planktor: SpongeSolo.
(Darth Planktor raises an eyebrow, and Pat's helmet flies off.)
Darth Planktor: And who can forget the legendary Pat Starwalker?
Rei: Whatever you're planning to do, Darth Planktor, we won't let you!
Darth Planktor: And how exactly do you plan to stop me? To stop us? You're on our home turf!
(Darth Planktor points at Rei, and she flies hard into the wall.)
SpongeSolo: Rei!
(SpongeSolo takes a lightsaber out from inside his stormtrooper outfit, and Darth Planktor flicks his head to make the lightsaber fly out of SpongeSolo's hands.)
Darth Planktor: (laughs) Could it get any easier?
(Pat takes out his own lightsaber and charges at Darth Planktor with it. He stops right as it touches Darth Planktor's chest, and he's unable to move any further.)
Darth Planktor: I sense the Force within you, but it's weak, disorganized. Not a challenge at all!
(Darth Planktor motions to a cell, and Pat flies into the cell's bars.)
Pat: (dazed) Where's the leak, ma'am?
(Darth Planktor then turns to Garebacca's cell.)
Darth Planktor: I kept you alive because I thought I may have to use you as a hostage. Unfortunately for you, my competition turned out to be much weaker than expected.
(Darth Planktor points a hand at Garebacca, who starts to choke. SpongeSolo recovers his lightsaber and runs towards Darth Planktor, but the villain simply raises his other hand to make SpongeSolo fly into the ceiling, knocking him out. Just as Darth Planktor is about to kill Garebacca, he feels something pulling at him, and he releases Garebacca from his grip. He looks at Pat, who is still dazed, and then he looks at Rei, who is pointing an open palm at Darth Planktor out of desperation.)
Darth Planktor: So, you're not just a scavenger after all!
(Rei lowers her hand as Darth Planktor uses the Force to fly towards her.)
Darth Planktor: Of course, you were never just a scavenger. You could never have been, considering who your parents are.
Rei: What are you talking about? My parents were nobodies.
Darth Planktor: And do you think Darth Planktor is my actual name? No, my real name is Sheldon...Nobody!
(Rei gasps.)
Darth Planktor: Come with me, daughter, and we'll rule this galaxy as its king...and as its princess!
Rei: Never!
Darth Planktor: Then you'll suffer the same fate as all else who oppose me!
(Rei flies towards the wall again.)
Darth Planktor: Now that the rest of the Resisty is good as dead, it's time to set my plan in motion!
(After Darth Planktor leaves, Pat begins to hear Obi-Wan Krabnobi's voice in his head.)
Obi-Wan Krabnobi: Use the Force, Pat. Use the Force.
Pat: W-what? Huh?
Obi-Wan Krabnobi: Use the Force, you idiot!
(Pat nods then gets off the ground as his lightsaber flies into his hand. He wakes Rei and SpongeSolo then frees Garebacca before heading to the elevator.)
SpongeSolo: Where are we going?
Pat: To Mickey's ships.
Rei: You know where they are now?
Pat: I know where everything is!
(SpongeSolo, Pat, Rei, and Garebacca take the elevator to the main floor. Pat finds a secret hatch near the elevator that opens a garage containing the spacecraft with the Chumpire insignia. Before they can go into one of the spacecraft, they hear the garage door slam shut, and they turn around to find Mickey Mouse standing in front of it.)
Mickey: That ship doesn't belong to you! Ha ha!
SpongeSolo: Don't make this more of a problem than it needs to be, mouse.
Mickey: You know as soon as you fly that thing, I can just have Darth Planktor crash it into a tree, right? Ha ha!
SpongeSolo: You seem to forget we have people with the Force, too, or does Pat need to remind you of that?
Mickey: No need! Ha ha! Every single one of those ships will need my approval to fly, anyway, and you won't get that approval unless you come with me and Darth Planktor to see how we intend to restore the Galactic Chumpire!
SpongeSolo: Right.
(SpongeSolo jumps into a ship and tries to turn it on, but it simply causes a red button to flash saying "ADMINISTRATOR APPROVAL NEEDED".)
SpongeSolo: (sighs) He is right.
Mickey: Now, come on! Ha ha! You're about to miss the show!
(Mickey and Darth Planktor leave the building with Pat, Rei, SpongeSolo, and Garebacca behind them. Suddenly, they're covered by a massive shadow, which shrinks as the Death Bucket gets closer to them.)
SpongeSolo: It can't be...
Mickey: Here it is! Every stupid reboot, remake, and sequel has led to this! The ultimate reboot! The ultimate remake! The ultimate sequel!
Rei: Wow, you're taking that analogy and running right with it, aren't you?
Darth Planktor: I'm glad you're all alive to see this, because it means you'll all be alive to witness your own failure.
Pat: We haven't failed yet!
(Pat runs towards the Death Bucket with open palms, then he feels himself rise off the ground before flying hard into the nearest tree.)
Darth Planktor: Anybody else?
(Rei, SpongeSolo, and Garebacca look down at their feet quietly.)
Darth Planktor: Face it! The Resisty is dead, and soon the four of you will be dead, too!
Rei: Are you sure the Resisty is dead?
(As the Death Bucket lands, they're covered by another, even bigger shadow.)
Darth Planktor: Huh?
(The shadow is revealed to be a fleet of spacecraft from all over the galaxy, led by the two Resisty ships that survived Pluto's attack on them, one containing General Sandra and the other containing Finn.)
Mickey: No! Ha ha!
SpongeSolo: Seems like people finally got sick of what you were selling them, mouse.
(The spacecraft fire lasers at the Death Bucket all at once, blowing it up and sending out a heat wave so massive that it singes everyone's hair, including most of Garebacca's fur.)
Garebacca: Merowrowrow!
SpongeSolo: It's okay, Garebacca! It'll grow back!
Mickey: Time to send out my own fleet! Ha ha!
(Mickey takes out his phone and dials several numbers on it.)
Mickey: Mighty Starships of Pluto, advance!
(All of Mickey's ship fly out of the building, and they get destroyed in seconds by the invading fleet.)
SpongeSolo: Hope you had insurance on those mighty starships.
Mickey: That's not funny! Ha ha!
(The invading fleet surrounds the company headquarters, and General Sandra approaches Mickey Mouse and Darth Planktor, who are now holding up their hands with defeated expressions on their faces.)
Sandra: By the power now vested in me by the Galactic Police, I put the both of you under arrest for conspiring to overthrow the New Republic.
Mickey: You'll hear from my lawyers! Ha ha!
Darth Planktor: You really think you can lock me up? You've got another thing coming!
(Darth Planktor raises his hands, and lightning shoots out, destroying most of the invading spacecraft and repelling anybody who comes close to him. Rei screams and rushes towards Darth Planktor with both of her hands raised, and after he hits her with lightning, she sends it back to him, destroying his new armor and leaving him naked on the ground.)
Darth Planktor: (gasping) Why...daughter...why?
Rei: I'm not your daughter.
(As Rei walks away, policemen handcuff Darth Planktor and Mickey and put them into one of their ships. Later that day, Rei is flying back to her planet with SpongeSolo, Pat, Finn, General Sandra, and Garebacca.)
SpongeSolo: We did it. We won.
General Sandra: Yeah. They certainly didn't make it easy.
Rei: Where do I go from here, though? I'm...I'm a...
General Sandra: You're a hero.
(The episode ends on an iris out.)
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