Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 61

The 61st installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Danish fairy tale writer, Hans Christian Anderson, rapping against folklore author brothers Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm. It was released March 22nd, 2014.
==Cast==
Mat4yo as Hans Christian Anderson
Jacob S. as Wilhelm Grimm (Underlined)
Ivo Hora as Jacob Grimm (Italics)
==Lyrics==
===Hans Christian Anderson:===
Oh, look who showed up, two Little Ugly Ducklings,
Against this Danish rap king, you two are nothing!
This'll end quickly if you just bow down to me,
I'll leave you unable to sleep like the Princess and the Pea!
Your stories are so predictable, yet you think you're clever,
But your only purpose here is to scar kids forever!
Went to the theater today, got an idea for a play,
"Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Get Brutally Slayed!"
===The Brothers Grimm:===
Oh stop it, your stories make me laugh like a hyena,
You're a pedophile with a brain as small as Thumbelina!
You'll be screaming in horror when we make you our bitch,
See, in our world, little Hans-el gets eaten by the Witch!
Enough with the fairy tales, they're a sickening disgrace!
You should stop writing and do something about your face!
Your chances look slim against the true Brothers Grimm!
We'll spit these rhymes into gold, call us Rumpelstiltskin!
===Hans Christian Anderson:===
I don't think you see the truth, let me grab you some specs,
I'm a pedophile? Sure, I don't even WANT to have sex!
Those stories of yours are just demented and bare,
You see, unlike you, I don't give children nightmares!
Don't act like you're so rotten, as far as I can see,
You're the closest of friends that two brothers could be!
You stole the tales you wrote, I bet you've stolen those lines,
The only way you've gotten anywhere is because you plagiarized!
===The Brothers Grimm:===
Keep rapping to us, you'll end up wrecked and distraught,
Oh, you've met Charles Dickens? How incredible, not!
This is a tragedy about an author who never really tried,
You know why we love Copenhagen? Because it's where you died!
And don't call our tales demented, let's not pretend,
We all know about how the Little Mermaid killed herself in the end!
Once upon a time, there was a man named Hans,
Who challenged us and ended up a flash in the pan!
<poll>
Who Won?
Hans Christian Anderson
Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm
</poll>
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