The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie/Trailer

The trailer for The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie released online via on November 10, 2022, followed by a theatrical run beginning with the release of the next day.
== Transcript ==
[We cut to a BBC News report.]
Mark Austin: Good evening paedophiles. World renowned LGBTQ+ rights activist and Peppa Pig’s girlfriend, Suzy Sheep, has been found dead in her bedroom this morning.
[Cut to a Bikini Bottom News report.]
Perch Perkins: The daughter of Mummy Sheep is suspected to have been shot dead by an unknown killer.
[Cut to a French news report.]
Reporter: La majeure partie du monde devrait entrer cette semaine dans une période de deuil international pour commémorer la vie de Suzy Sheep, qui manquera beaucoup à tout le monde.
(SUBTITLES: SPEAKING IN FRENCH)
[Cut to a TalkTV news report.]
Piers Morgan: It’s just some stupid lesbian who has died, I really don’t understand what everyone is making a big fuss about, honestly.
FROM THE PEOPLE WHO READ MR. KRABS FUCKS CORPSES
[Cut to a flood of reporters gathered outside a courthouse. Boris Johnson walks out in handcuffs.]
Perch Perkins: Mummy Sheep, what are you going to do now that Boris Johnson has finally been brought to justice over the murder of Suzy Sheep?
Mummy Sheep: Well I-
Reporter 1: Jacob Rees-Mogg, is it true that you’re a bottom?
Rees-Mogg: Absolutely.
[Cut to SpongeBob watching TV.]
SpongeBob: YOOO! DADDY PIG’S TRIAL IS ON TV!
Mr. Krabs: (gasps) The British prime minister is in prison?!
Squidward: Well yeah I thought it was obvious. We’ve known this for months now.
Mr. Krabs: You know what this means, Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: We get the rest of the day off?
Mr. Krabs: No! This be but a harbinger of what I fear lies ahead. For you, for me, for all of the Daddy Pig Cinematic Universe! Suzy Sheep’s preachings are what tie us all together! If Boris Johnson killed her, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed… 
[Mr. Krabs falls on his face.]
Squidward: Seriously?
[Mr. Krabs gets up.]
Squidward: Aren’t you overreacting a bit?
[The entire fucking world suddenly shifts into a post-apocalyptic phase a la Mad Max.]
Mr. Krabs: Welcome back to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.
SpongeBob: Is now a bad time to mention that I’m a femboy?
Squidward: God fucking damnnit.
THIS CHRISTMAS
Mummy Sheep: What the FUCK happened here?!
Daddy Pig: I don’t know! Are they storming the Capitol again?
THE FATE OF THE WORLD IS IN THEIR HANDS
Peppa: (gasp) You’re really going to bring my girlfriend back?
Daddy Pig: I am a bit of an expert at coming up with master plans.
[Cut to SpongeBob, Daddy Pig and Scott the Woz entering a strip club.]
Daddy Pig: PWAH HOHO!
Scott the Woz: This isn’t Donkey Kong: Barrel Blast! You lied to me!
AND ONLY ONE THING STANDS IN THEIR WAY
[Suddenly, Chris Chan bursts in.]
Chris Chan: This does not even deserve a captain’s log introduction. Hey guys, this is dead serious!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: …who the fuck is that?
Scott the Woz: I think it’s an insane person.
Chris Chan: Curse ye hame… HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Cut to the group running out of the strip club.]
Daddy Pig: THIS IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY A CRAZY PERSON HAS TRIED TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SPONGEBOB AND DADDY PIG MOVIE
All: SHAWTY HAD THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS 
SpongeBob: JEANS
All: BOOTS WITH THE FUR
Peppa: WITH THE FURRRRRRRRR
All: AND THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKING AT HER
SHE HIT THE FLOOR
Daddy Pig: SHE HIT THE FLOOR
All: NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW
DECEMBER 16
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