Interview With Zoltan

Interview With Zoltan is the fourth episode of Interviews With Perch Perkins and the first episode of the second season. It was released on August 5, 2023.
== Interview ==
Bold is Perch Perkins. Standard text is . Grammar has been edited for consistency. 
Hello, I'm Perch Perkins and welcome back to Interviews with Me! I am joined by Zoltan40.
Hi.
First question: why are you gay?
How am I supposed to answer this?
Okay, next question: how did you discover the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki?
Ah, that's an interesting question. Let me tell you. You see, I was on the SpongeBob Fandom Wiki [sic], also known as ESB Wiki [sic], and in one of the episode page comments there was this Sonic guy who, in the replies, made a fan episode and someone replied "If you wanna make fan episodes then do it on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki." So I checked what it was and it ruined my life.
Cool. So what made you stay on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki?
Well I liked SpongeBob and wanted to put my ideas somewhere. And then I made a company. And I couldn't just leave it after getting bored so I started making more stuff. And then I joined the Discord and people thought I was funny so I stayed.
How did you first discover SpongeBob in general?
bro idk i just started watching it on nickelodeon [sic]
What are your other favorite interests, besides SpongeBob?
Well for one, I like watching geopoltical discourse videos on YouTube. My favourite creator is Drew Durnil.Drew Durnil is actually a meme reviewer. I also quite enjoy Breaking Bad show, it is very cool. And also Quinton Reviews, who makes hour-long videos on the iCarly universe that I watched way too much. And also the .
Any reason you chose the username "Zoltan40"? Why the number 40 specifically?
Hm, I haven't really thought of this much. Actually it stems from a site which had virtual cats you take care of. And I chose the name "Zoltan" but it was taken and so was "Zoltan2" and "Zoltan3". So I went with "Zoltan4", and on another site I re-used that name but "Zoltan4" was also taken. So I used "Zoltan40".
You are aware people reading this will now try and find these sites, right?
The cat site used Flash and is now discontinued. And I don't even remember the other site.
What's your favorite project on the wiki you have created or helped create?
Well, I hate my child. because it's the greatest spin-off on SBFW."SBFW" is the commonly-used acronym meaning "SpongeBob Fanon Wiki" used by members of the site.
Favorite project you havent been apart of?
I would say The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Movie but I wrote a line for that so probably TWOS."TWOS" is the grammatically-incorrect yet official acronym meaning "The World of SBFW" used by members of the site.
Will you ever make the video of you meowing public again?On July 2, 2023, accidentally found an old YouTube video featuring Zoltan imitating the sound of a cat. Zoltan removed the video from the platform minutes later, meaning only few people on the wiki have seen it.
I do not consent to this being put on the wiki.
You recently dealt with the death of your mother. If you're comfortable could you please tell us how this difficult time has been for you?"Zoltan's Mum" is a character in the lore of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki Discord server. To this interviewer's knowledge, Zoltan's real mother was alive when the interview took place.
Very sad. She was a great mother BUT now I have an aunt.The character of "Zoltan's Mum" was replaced with "Zoltan's Aunt" during the funeral service held on the Discord server.
This next question isn't in the list I wrote down but I was just thinking and I've seen you listening to artists like Queen on your activity, whereas on the Discord you mainly talk about joke artists like The Toilet Bowl Cleaners. So what kind of music do you listen to?
Well I like Another One Bites the Dust by the Queen [sic] but I haven't really listened to them that much. The only actual music I really listen to is because he is cool.
I have a couple questions here from users on the Discord before we go. asks "opinion on Bluey?" and "Have you seen the Barbie movie yet?"
I hate Bluey because I fear that one day it will overtake Breaking Bad's place of number one on Breaking Bad was #1 on IMDb's Top 250 TV Shows list at the time of the interview. Bluey was #16., whilst U am not planning on watching Barbie as I am not a girl.
 asks "when will I hate my child. end?"
After either I or At the time of the interview, CartoonGuy co-owned I hate my child. with Zoltan. leave SBFW forever. But I don't think it will go past season 3.
You've left SBFW forever many times now. Do you think you will ever leave SBFW forever for real?
Perchance.
 asks "kill yourself". A bit rude, but I should stress that it's a question and not a command.
I hope I won't do it.
That's good to hear. Anything you want to say or promote before we go?
Read I hate my child.
Thank you for your time. I hate my child. is available on Shrek Toonz and the most recent episode as of this interview is My child is EB returns.
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