Chingantingan

Chingantingan was a mayan general who did the barely possible.
== History ==
=== 1050 ===
Chingantingan was briefly kidnapped for 2 weeks, and was threatened to be killed if he does not pay up. He killed his kidnappers, by sacrificing them to the Mayan God of War, Tingahatan. When he escaped, and returned to his house, he realizes that all of his family was murdered in cold blood, except Patei Hu'nnaye, his brother that were adopted by his mother. Chingantingan hired mercenaries to find, and kill those who killed his family, his brother, escaped to the Amazon Rainforest to live with the native tribes there. Once he was done, he asked, intimidated, killed, raped, tortured, humiliated and mutilated people for information. After 3 days, he found out it was the aztec merchants who were causing problems like these in the mayan cities. When Chingantingan asked about their current location, no one dared to answer, until they were more harassed. It turned out that they return to Tenōchtitlan in 3 hours. However, luckily they were in the city of Uaxactún. Chingantingan had to be quick, otherwise he will not get his well-deserved revenge. However, he decided that not only he murders all of the merchants, but to burn down Tenōchtitlan as well. The mercenaries don't care what did they had to do as long as they get paid.
=== 1051 ===
Chingantingan, after weeks of following the merchants, finally reached Tenōchtitlan. It was decided that they spread out, set the flammable buildings on fire, loot the rest. It took them 1 hour to alert the aztec soldiers that something is wrong. They met in the city center, and fought off the aztecs. After a chaotic battle, Chingantingan won, and murdered 100 thousand people, alongside those merchants. After that, he returned to Uaxactún, dismissed the mercenaries and brought good news. After this, he was sent to military academy for the next 2 years to improve his leading abilities. During his time there, he heard about that there was a mysterious land at the other side of the Great Eastern Ocean. For many years, he thought it was just people's fantasies. But for now, he focused on learning, while receiving mysterious letters from mysterious sources that claimed that the majority of the mayans will be massacred in cold blood in 500 years. Since the letter was wrote in a very convincing way, Chingantingan discovered sense about the mysterious lands on the other side of the ocean, and wanted them to suffer first before his people did. However, many insisted that he is too young and fragile to cross an entire ocean, and he doesn't knows where is those lands are yet. They were correct.
=== 1052 ===
Chingantingan quit military academy, and started to recruit people for his upcoming conquest, meanwhile predicting where might the mysterious lands might be. Unfortunately, he ran out of money to do so, also ran out of money to supply soldiers, so before he did anything. So he decided to go to North America, burn down tribes, cities, whatever he could find that he could gain profit of. During his time in Quebec, he realized the people there are shorter than the rest. He decided to ignore the fact, and continued to rob their valuables. When he accumulated 130 kilograms worth of wealth, he could no longer run and he had to walk back to Uaxactún to sell that he stolen, until he realized it would be easier to sell it to nearby merchants. But when he tried to, he was almost killed, and he decided again to get back to Uaxactún. When he did, he sold 30 thousand worths of stolen items, and was finally able to pay people to teach him to how to write and read, meanwhile hiring 13 blacksmiths to create to create spears. After he knew how to write and read, he spent many of his free time to create arrows and was the first person in the Far West to use, and create recurve bows.
=== 1053 ===
Chingantingan wrote the first mayan dictionary, a cookbook and a book about how to avoid poisonous mushrooms. It was not long after he made 500 thousand spears that he realized there was not enough arrows for the archers. He quickly fixed after he fired the 13 blacksmiths and decided to take things into his own hand. When he finished, he finally began theorizing about possible land locations at the other side of the ocean. At first, his progress was extremely slow and he was quickly demotivated. Then he learned about something called "Tonal Locating." With this technique, if he moves close enough to a ground, and with some tools, he could hear the tectonic activities on Earth, though the environment had to be extremely quiet. With that Chingantingan started to write some concepts on where continents might be located. Many would thought that the ocean was not big and they could cross it within days. Others thought that it was too long to be crossed. Either way, Chingantingan continued, until there was a detailed map. After redrawing it many times, and tonally locating continents, he draw the most accurate map drawn by someone who has no knowledge of the Old World.
=== 1054 ===
Chingantingan accidentally impregnated 100 women during his visit in Mesa Verde, and realized he should be focusing on drawing plans on the invasion. The next problem he had is that large amount of food were required to cross an ocean. And boats. He didn't had any of those. But after he accidentally stole 500 kilograms of food, he wanted to build boats, that he had no knowledge of doing so. After he got some advice from some weird looking dwarf people that had very pale skin, he finally was a master architect when it comes to building longboats. But during one night, he got drunk and made all the boats he made too long, and it could fit more people and food he originally planned. Now that he is done with everything else, he decided to take a break, by gaining more financial support for himself after burning down a few tribes. Once he got enough financial support, he decided to build up his hometown, Uaxactún, because he had nothing else to do while perfecting an invasion on East. However, his work was sabotaged, and he was captured, and shipped to an unknown island, without anyone noticing.
=== 1055 ===
Chingantingan, after waking up, he realized living here shouldn't be hard, but he wanted to get back to Uaxactún, before worldwide panic starts. Since he learnt how to do Tonal Locating, he had to create the tools to do that, plus a big boat once he set sails. All he had to do is to chop down all the trees found on the island and find iron. After 4 weeks, he was successful at both, and was ready to locate Uaxactún via Tonal Locating. But he couldn't resist brewing alcohol, and getting drunk, and he was ready to locate Uaxactún after getting drunk, via Tonal Locating. When he found Uaxactún, he had to build a boat, he forgot to do so, but he still used one, in his hallucinations. In reality, he was swimming there. Once he woke up after getting back there, he was discovered by his men and was questioned about where did he went. He told them that he was captured and what appears to be, he escaped by swimming, though he has memories of using a boat, but the swimming theory, it explains why he was super buff after he woke up. Now that he's back, he continued to train his soldiers, until they were the absolute perfect to the age.
=== 1056 ===
Chingantingan and his soldiers were running out of food, and they came to the realization that they ate all of them last night, partying. This meant that they had to travel outside Uaxactún to get some, by stealing and looting. When they were in Brazil, many of the locals were talking about a certain MLG Khan, who was a messenger of a god, who has murdered the sinners of the world, by impaling them. Chingantingan replied, by "He did a pretty bad job, because many of you are still alive." and continued to murder the locals, for food. Nearby tribes became organized and had an attempt at forcing Chingantingan to turn back to where he came from, but Chingantingan was too much for them, and they were murdered by him. Chingantingan declared this as a successful looting, and they once again ate all of the food by eating it away during a party they had during a night, and they need to search for food once again. But hangover stopped them from doing anything, and Chingantingan had to get food alone. He went to Baja, and realized he walked into a death trap, due to the native Bajan Shadowstalkers living there.
=== 1057 ===
Chingantingan, struggling against the Bajan Shadowstalkers, he decided to get drunk and fight them drunk. He fought them on land, water, sometimes in the air, if he was unlucky. But after 4 weeks of killing weird humanoids native to Earth, Chingantingan, made the Bajan Shadowstalkers go extinct, and burned their corpses publicly, as a sign of his unyielding nature, and brutality. Once he got out of the hellish landscape that Baja is, he returned to Uaxactún to discuss further planning the Invasion of the East. But, into 8 minutes discussing the plans, he realized that he didn't had enough men to prepare for the invasion. This is where he decided to go on a massive recruit campaign, later to be renamed to the Glory March. It was a long, and exhausting event, to recruit people for the invasion of the mysterious east. After 5 months, Chingantingan have recruited 1.2 million people, making the total amount of people in his army 2.1 million people. He was overwhelmed with the results, and now were ready to invade Europe, except that he had to build a few more boats, which he did. However, he delayed the invasion until New Year, to train the newly recruited soldiers. But when December 31 came, he was ready for the invasion.
=== 1058 ===
Chingantingan crossed the Atlantic under 2 months, with 2.1 million men, no casualties, by landing in modern day Galicia, León. The local spanish people were confused by how did people land here, that didn't look like pirates, or any other european, asian or african people they have seen, but when Chingantingan and his forces got off-boat, everyone knew they were in trouble. In under just 2 hours, they took the city of Coruña. Chingantingan's most trusted general, a native american native to an unknown algonquian tribe, Chogan, landed in Cornwall, and his right hand man, Pannoowau in Norway. Furthermore, Chingantingan's 2nd most trusted general, an aztec haemoarch, a person who sacrifices in the name of their gods, Nahuamara, landed in France. Everyone in Europe, in shock, called for the papal, and the holy roman help against this threat, but at first, both of them ignored the threat. This gave Chingantingan an advantage, as there was no threat coming from Europe's great powers. Cornwall fell within weeks, France lost most of it's navy and all of it's coastal provinces, Norway held for a while, but they were not a match for the incoming mayan threat. This is where Henry IV and Pope Gregory VII decided, in panic, to help out the victims of the mayan onslaught. However, none would be successful against Chingantingan's brutality, whom burned down everything as he went deeper and deeper into Europe.
=== 1059 ===
Chingantingan proposed the idea that once most of everything was burned down, they meet somewhere, where the Maginot Line would be, but at the time no one knew what it was. It was agreed. As Chingantingan conquered most of the Iberian Peninsula, as he started to move into Southern France, he took a 1 hour break to write the most influential set of laws in history, Chingantingan's Code, what would be still in use as late as 1974. After that, he continued to burned down everything down without mercy, as his men and him covered most of the sky with spears to overwhelm their enemies. In China, from an unknown source, they heard the news of an invasion that devastated whole kingdoms. This concerned the chinese so much, they sent tens of thousands of troops to Europe, but even them wasn't enough to make the mayan invasion stop. As they march towards more east, the common people would be too afraid to even make a sound in the presence of the mayan soldiers. After 5 months of terrorizing Western and Northern Europe, the 4 armies merge, and continue to burn settlements down as one massive army, that very few could defeat. When Chingantingan asking about the casualties, Nahuamara said that it is unwise to ask about things that don't exist. This made Chingantingan proud of everyone.
=== 1060 ===
Chingantingan and his forces discussed the new plans to what to do, and it was decided that they weaken the Holy Roman Empire further by burning down their current capital, Ulm, and after that they burn down Rome. The problem was that they need to cross mountains, a thing they aren't used to cross. But due to Chingantingan overthinking things, he realized there were massive gaps between the mountains that they can pass through. The problem was, that the area was heavily fortified. But the good thing was that it was useless against the forces of Chingantingan. And it was done. They burned down Ulm, and now they are marching to Rome, in the meantime burning down many famous italian cities. When they reached Florence, they met the papal forces of 30K men, that they crushed alongside 87% of the buildings. It was during this time Chingantingan ordered the few not burned down settlements that every one of them must have at least 1 set of statues of him and his generals. No one was happy about it, but no one was strong enough to speak against it either. Not many of the statues survived the years, mainly due to europeans not wanting to remind themselves of this event.
=== 1071 ===
As Chingantingan and his forces were getting near Rome, Byzantine armies became more frequent, and when they reached Rome, 231000 of combined papal and byzantine forces were facing 2.1 million mayan bloodthirsty, extremely well trained soldiers. There was no doubt Rome, and christianity has fallen. However, Rome was burned down, and the pope was publicly executed. Chingantingan after this took his time to go back to his hometown, Uaxactún to encourage people to settle down in the newly conquered land that they named Tsoja, that an european spanish, who was loyal to Chingantingan named. It was effective, and many of the mayan population began to migrate to Europe. After that, he returned to Europe, to build up his own settlements, and make the capital Frankfurt, even if he didn't called Frankfurt as Frankfurt, and declared the Chingantingan Empire. During his reign, he built up 2241 settlements from ground, many of them still populated today. This made many people concerned, as no one successfully united this large amount of land in mainland Europe since the old days of Charlemagne. Many christians thought Chingantingan was a punishment sent by God for their sins. But the truth for them is never told.
=== 1072 ===
The news of a newly formed empire, known as the Empire of Chernobog. Many were aware of that Chernobog was the Slavic Devil. Chingantingan said "No dark force is good enough to crush the almighty sons of Tingahatan!", and were interested what the evil can conjure up against him. But first, he was more interested in rebuilding settlements, and making the people less afraid of him, but letting them know that he wasn't afraid to massacre every of them. However, at September, a surprise invasion originated from the Empire of Chernobog happened, with the leader being Nocherslav, a russian demon-worshipper. Their forces conquered Central and Eastern Europe, and now was threatening Chingantingan Empire. Chingantingan quickly moved his armies to his empire's border, but it was too late. Nocherslav's forces were too strong due to the dark magic, which seemed to corrupt them, making them look weak, but keeping them alive. Chingantingan were forced to retreat. The good thing was that Chingantingan's forces were faster, but the demonic forces massacred many of them. Chingantingan were afraid that this war will not go without any casualties. He was right, and by the end of the year 400K mayan soldiers were killed, and only 100 demonic soldiers were killed.
=== 1073 ===
Chingantingan was devastated, because he have never faced demonic forces. However, his high level of alcoholism kept him kinda happy. However, he knew that the demonic forces were still pushing him. This is where he decided to order his forces to retreat a lot faster, and dig into defensive positions to force Nocherslav and his demon worshipper fellows into a stalemate. The plan worked, for 12 hours, but it was enough time for Chingantingan to get reinforcements. However, he was beginning to accept that his short reign during this Mysterious East were coming to an end. He fallen into depression. However, when he got drunk, he ordered a full assault on the demonic forces during the night. The assault made the demon worshippers retreat by a hundred kilometers, but Chingantingan dug better defensive positions, so when they come back, they will have a harder job breaking through. By the morning, many kilometers of traps and spikes stretched from the northern point of France, to the southern point of France. It was also this time where the mayans in Central America have heard the news that the great and almighty Chingantingan required assistance against the demon worshipper threat.
=== 1074 ===
Chingantingan's and Nocherslav's forces met in Moulins, and many considered this battle as the turning point of the war, as Chingantingan defeated Nocherslav at this small town. This battle made the demonic forces fall into a disorganized retreat, and were chased by the mayan forces. Many sides would engage in battles, most notably in Bern, Switzerland, where the demon worshippers were glued to walls and were left there. This scared the demon worshippers, one noted "They have awoken the stronger devil.". Chingantingan were aware of that this was the perfect time to execute, and murder any of them trying to surrender, and also murder those whom showed the slightest sympathy towards the Empire of Chernobog. This also scared everyone, not only the demon worshippers, but notable examples are the chinese and the Mamluks. Both were now too afraid to participate in this war, many would name War of the Devils. As Chingantingan's forces began nearing the original borders, where the worshippers declared their empire, they tried to sue for peace, for which Chingantingan laughed at for 5 minutes and said "No chance.". However the capital was still at least 300 kilometers away.
=== 1075 ===
As Chingantingan went closer to Kazan, the more violent the demon worshippers became, but at that point, nothing could save them from the inevitable collapse. At this point Chingantingan had 1 million casualties, when Nocherslav only had 150 thousand, however Chingantingan easily replaced 1 million good mayans, Nocherslav never could replace the 150 thousand demon worshippers he have lost. And unfortunately for them, Kazan was under siege. When Chingantingan and his forces entered Tatarstan, everyone in panic gone towards the capital, as a last hope of victory. But as Chingantingan marched closer to the capital, many quit fighting and committed suicide to avoid being painfully executed by the mayans, they decided to die by themselves, and not by other's hands. And after 28 days of marching Chingantingan reached Kazan. At this time, most members of this dark empire of Nocherslav's rightfully believed that it would come to an end, as they got executed 7 seconds later. And after 15 minutes of executing demon worshippers, Chingantingan came face to face with Nocherslav. However, Nocherslav was too scared, and tried to run away, only to be stabbed in the head by Chingantingan, who accurately threw a spear at him. After this, the mayans declared victory.
=== 1076 ===
Chingantingan and his men celebrated so much that the entire empire ran out of alcohol, and were forced to return to their duties. However, Chingantingan himself were called back to Iberia, due to the major unrest of war cruelty. However, he put down the unrest by executing those whom dared to question his ideas. Many outside his empire considered him as a tyrant, but those whom were inside his empire, seen him as a great leader, whom defeated the devil, and is willing to defeat the heavens as well. Speaking of the heavens, the current leader of Thule, Reieri Durejleen, the God of Nature, demanded Chingantingan to return Iceland to them, or be forced to return it to them. Chingantingan said no, and conquered all Thulean occupied kingdoms outside the island of Thule, without any problems. However, he wasn't able to conquer Thule itself, as it was protected by a weird barrier. However, Reieri Durejleen realized that there was no victory for them, and they had to surrender, however Chingantingan kept those territories he conquered. After that, there was no doubt that Chingantingan only can be defeated if he lets himself to be.
=== 1077 ===
Chingantingan was busy suppressing rebels, when he got a message from his home that they were now under Aztec control, and they had to be reconquered. But Chingantingan knew that he have to abandon Europe in order to save his home in Central America. He spent 3 days to accept the fact, and headed back to Central America, and told everyone that they can break free if they want. However, he found that surprising that many settlements, especially the small villages refused to break free, and remained loyal to Chingantingan. However the villages were conquered by various rulers, but no matter how hard they tried to integrate it into their kingdom, they refused to let their culture fade, as a remaining part of Chingantingan's influence on Europe. In Central America, chaos ruled, instead of the Aztecs, the entire part of the continent were thrown into chaos by the aztecs. This fueled even more rage in Chingantingan, than there was a few years ago before he conquered a part of Europe.
=== 1078 ===
Chingantingan without any second doubt, executed his aztec general, Nahuamara, and replaced him with a very talented mayan general, Zotz. After this, he executed the aztec population in the mayan cities. This immediately made the aztecs surrender, a thing that Chingantingan didn't care much about, as he was focusing on a conquest on Central America. Once he finished, he decided to take a quick break of 2 days, to think clean, and return to planning after the break. Once he did, him and the generals planned on the conquest of mostly Central America. Everyone got happy for expanding in homeland. However, Chingantingan got infected back in Europe with the flu, making him incapable of leading soldiers, and forcing him to stay home. This would have happened, if Chingantingan would be weak, however, despite his sickness, he still chose to lead personally his soldiers into glory and conquering lands.
=== 1079 ===
Chingantingan's health became extremely bad, but he kept going on, marching into South America, defeating locals. However, the thing he didn't expect, was the entire continent being covered in a huge continental rainforest. But since Chingantingan had 2.5 million men at this time, they burned down 25% of it, mostly in the north, scaring the South American tribes, and the Inca Empire, whom were isolationists since they were created, but they decided not to be in this situation, only for their 90% of armies to be exterminated by Chingantingan's forces. This made everyone angry in South America and they wanted to let him know. This led to a series of raids against the land Chingantingan, however, the man himself pushed them back by a lot, but publicly execute those that participated in the series of the raids. However, Chingantingan collapsed after the last battle against the incan raiders, due to his illness. After a long examination it was realized that he isn't going to live for a very long time. However, Chingantingan's last wish were to invade a part of North America with him personally leading.
=== 1080 ===
Chingantingan and 2.4 million men crossed the massive Wojt river, that separated North America from Central America. However many would drown as the river was very deep, and only shallow at specific points. However, once they crossed the river, they would spread out, and burn everything, and replace it later with their settlements. It was a perfect plan executed perfectly. However, as the war progressed, Chingantingan began to breathe more difficult, and were having a lot of fatigue. It still was not enough for him to give up. As they reached Mesa Verde, being alive for him to became more difficult, but still were able to do so. However, once they conquered Mesa Verde, Chingantingan collapsed, and died. His empire continued to live up to 1552, when the spanish colonizers took all.Category:Human
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