Ranma ½ - Ranko ½: Marital Arts

Ranma ½ - Ranko ½: Marital Arts is written by Jon K. Hayashi and began online publication on November 29th, 1995.Post at FFML - Retrieved 13-04-2021 It is incomplete at nine episodes, the most recent of which was published online on May 15th, 1997.Post at FFML - Retrieved 25-10-2021
==Description==
==Plot==
===Episode 0: Three Visits===
Part I: First Visit
Nodoka Saotome learns from her husband Genma Saotome that he plans to train their twin children, Ranma Saotome and Ranko Saotome, away from her and on the road so that Ranma can take over the Tendo Dojo when he marries Akane Tendo. After learning everything about her son and Akane, she calls the Tendos and decides to spare Genma. The two then have sex in the kitchen and are ignored when their children enter to get their lunch, as they are used to such goings on in their household. The next day Genma and Nodoka have worked out a compromise whereby he can take the children on training trips as long as she can do the same. In between these trips they will live like a normal martial arts family. Genma senses that he cannot be unfaithful to his wife nor break his promise to return. The family visits the Tendo Dojo. Nodoka is greeted by Kimiko, Soun Tendo's wife, and the children are introduced to each other. After learning about the engagement that their husbands made without their knowledge, Kimiko and Nodoka agree to let it stand for the time being. When they are 16 years old Ranma and Akane will decide for themselves whether or not to continue it. They warn their husbands not to make any engagements with the other children. Both wives then talk in the kitchen where Nodoka reveals that her twins show a lot of promise for both her and her husband's schools. As for Kimiko, all three daughters also show promise, although only Akane displays interest in martial arts. It is also revealed that the two were lovers before their respective marriages. In response to a question from Kimiko, Nodoka admits that she sometimes regrets that they did not reveal their secret to their husbands, but feels that they made the right choice. The Saotomes stay overnight at the dojo and Genma takes the twins on their first training trip the next day.
Part II: Second Visit
Three years later the Saotomes and Tendos are having a picnic. Kimiko tells Nodoka that the training of her daughters has been hard with Soun around, but is almost done. This is not an issue for Nodoka as she alternates taking the twins on training trips. It is revealed that Akane has began her martial arts training and that she appears to like Ranma. That night Kasumi Tendo helps prepare dinner and when Ranma falls asleep, the others doodle on him using markers. Nodoka takes her children into the bath and cleans off Ranma. After they are joined by Akane and Nabiki Tendo, all three girls apologize, but Ranma refuses to accept Ranko's apology, provoking a fight. The fight spills into the middle of a class being taught by Soun before Nodoka comes in to take them away.
Part III: Third Visit
After Kimiko becomes terminally ill, the Saotomes minus Genma visit. While Ranma and Ranko comfort Nabiki and Akane, Nodoka goes in to talk with Kimiko, and they discuss the relationship between Ranma and Akane. After Nodoka promises to train Kimiko's children as their mother herself would have done, Kimiko asks her to help Soun if he has trouble accepting her death. Nodoka is reluctant to cheat on Genma, but agrees. After learning how Kimiko and Soun have sex, Nodoka and Kimiko sleep together for the last time. Nodoka then sends Soun in to see his wife. She then talks to Kasumi and openly tells her that her parents will not be down to dinner as they will be sleeping together. Nodoka also asks her to be the one to talk to her younger sisters about sex and having a period when the time comes, as Kimiko will die soon. Following the funeral, Soun's falls into a deep depression. That night, Nodoka uses a hallucinogenic incense to make him believe that she is Kimiko and sleeps with him. Kasumi, who has not fallen asleep, finds a note to her from her mother explaining that she herself asked Nodoka to sleep with her father and that she will learn why when the time comes. After sleeping with Soun, Nodoka discovers an awake Kasumi behind the door of his room and comforts her. The following morning Soun accepts Kimiko's words from the night before to move on.
===Episode 1: The TwinsOriginally titled "Introductions".===
Five years after Kimiko's death, Soun leaves to visit Genma and Nodoka. When he arrives, he is introduced to Ranma in his cursed form, where is shocked to learn that his old friend and his twins have become cursed. Nodoka then takes her children to stay at the Tendo Dojo for a week per an agreement that she and Kimiko had made with their husbands. During this week Ranma and Akane will decide whether or not they want the engagement to stand. After arriving and having dinner, Ranma's curse is revealed. When Akane objects and insults Ranma, he insults her back and is knocked unconscious with the table. In response to Nodoka's query as to why she did not stop Akane, Ranko replies that he deserved it and also that he felt that he deserved it as well, otherwise he would not let himself get caught by such a slow attack. To prove this, Ranko slaps Akane before she can get hit with the table herself, and her own curse is revealed. Following this, Akane overhears the twins talking about her in their room. Ranma cannot explain why he refrained from hitting Akane during their sparring match. Afterwards, Nodoka reveals to all five children that she and Kimiko are the heirs to the Saotome and Tendo Schools of Almost Anything-Goes Marital Arts Lovemaking. The idea behind these schools is that they enable people in love to give themselves and their partner greater physical pleasure, as well as protect themselves from people they do not love. As a result, all five have been programmed with subconscious defenses that will prevent someone from a rival school from seducing and attempting to destroy them. The schools have stayed hidden for centuries by being passed through the family line, only being revealed to an outsider if they swear secrecy upon pain of death, and names changing upon marriage. While they are all free to decline the offer, if Ranma and Akane decide to remain engaged and decide to join, they must sleep together within the week. When the two jump up in protest, Nodoka whispers something in both their ears and they begin to take each other's clothes off. When she whispers in their ears again, the two realize what has happened, and Nodoka reveals that she had activated a relaxation mode where inhibitions and negative feelings are suppressed. The two would not have acted the way they had if there was nothing between them. Nodoka also reveals that the bitter tea that they have been drinking is a 500 year old secret that causes the body to release a spermicide into the genitals upon sexual arousal. She will decide whether or not to reveal the existence of the school to Soun and Genma. That night, Ranma and Ranko realize that this explains why they have no recollections of all the times their mother took them on training trips. When Nabiki and Akane enter to talk to them, Akane and Ranma realize that they have both been thinking the same thing. Nabiki and Ranko decide to accept Nodoka's offer.
The twins accompany Nabiki and Akane to school the next day. On the way, Ranma gets splashed with cold water and they stop by Dr. Tofu Ono's clinic to get some hot water. Ranma notices the change in Akane's behavior on seeing the doctor. After arriving at school, where Akane defeats her would-be suitors, Tatewaki Kuno appears and challenges Ranma, but is knocked out Ranko. During class, Ranma, Ranko, and Akane are sent to stand in the hallway for being inattentive. Kuno then appears and attacks Ranma for being engaged to Akane, making it public knowledge by yelling it out, before Ranko kicks him into the swimming pool. After school Ranma and Akane stop by Dr. Tofu's clinic to tend to Ranma, who got hit by a foul ball Akane hit at him during PE class. When Kasumi and Nodoka stop by, the doctor begins behaving very strangely, which is noticed by Nodoka, Akane, and Ranko, but not Kasumi. Nodoka realizes that the doctor is afflicted with "The Love Hysteria". Following this, Ranma tells Akane while she is off by herself thinking that he will understand if she wants to call the engagement off. That night, Akane and Ranma both independently realize that they are in love with each other. Ranko reveals that the Marital Arts training has started and that she was being used subject for Nabiki and Kasumi to learn the “Shiatsu Erection Spot” in her cursed form. The following day Nabiki takes advantage of Kuno's obsession with Akane and Ranko to sell him photos of both, also suggesting that Ranko has a twin sister. After thinking about it all day, Akane asks Kasumi to cut her hair short. When asked, Akane reveals that she grew it long to impress someone, but he is in love with someone else. This was Dr. Tofu, and Kasumi learns to her shock that he is in love with her. Akane then visits Ranma and the two affirm their willingness to continue their engagement, sealing this with a kiss. Kasumi's knowledge that Dr. Tofu is in love results in her having a dream the previous night of the two of them making love. That morning she uses a vibrator received from Nodoka as a gift to obtain release. She does this again in the afternoon in an attempt to relive the dream, renaming her vibrator “Dr. Tofu”. 
Ranma and Akane tell Nodoka that they want to continue their engagement, although they still have a few more days until their deadline. Nodoka reveals that they need to seal their engagement by sleeping together as they need to decide whether or not they will be exclusive with each other. To demonstrate the implications of this, she hits Ranma's Shiatsu Erection Spot and suggests that she could use this to sleep with her son, asking Akane how she would react if she saw this. If they do not make the vow, Ranma will be used in Nodoka's exercises, which will be easier than if he was not. After two agree to make the pledge, Nodoka releases their inhibitions, which causes the two to undress each other and Ranma takes Akane to her room, but they do not make the pledge. Nodoka begins to record the pair as they sleep together for the first time. Ranma uses the knowledge he gained of a woman's body thanks to his curse as well as his family's very open sexual attitudes to please Akane, which he reveals after they are finished. Nodoka wakes them up the next day and the two bathe together. After Akane repays Ranma in his female form for the pleasure he gave her the previous night, they are joined in the bath by Nodoka and the other Tendo sisters, who were watching. Nodoka reveals that it would be best if both fathers remained ignorant about the hidden school. Akane also learns that the twins attempted to cure their curses by jumping into the opposite pools, but this did not work as one curse is permanent at a time, meaning that one of them would have to die before it would work. At breakfast, despite her words of the previous night, Akane refuses to make the pledge, upsetting Ranma. Elsewhere, Shampoo and Ryoga Hibiki arrive in Japan. Despite her misgivings and Ryoga's terrible sense of direction, Shampoo decides to stick with him for the time being to track down Ranma and Ranko. Akane tries to talk to Ranma, telling him that he is the only man for her, but she cannot be the only woman for him yet. When Ranma says that he cannot love the others, Ranko enters. She reveals that the others are watching a recording of their session from the previous night and that she watched the two herself from the window. The three then sleep together, which feels natural.
Kasumi goes to Dr. Tofu's clinic to determine how he feels about her. However she misinterprets his actions caused by the Love Hysteria and runs back to the dojo in tears. Nabiki joins the threesome of Ranma, Ranko and Akane. Nodoka however has to intervene when she realizes that she failed to deactivate the children's defenses towards each other and comes across a distraught Kasumi, who is attempting to get over her apparent rejection by pleasuring herself. After talking to her, she reveals that the Love Hysteria is a sign that Tofu is so in love with her that his abnormal behavior is triggered by her. It can be cured however if the two sleep together. Following this, Nodoka visits Dr. Tofu and he agrees to wait until Kasumi returns from her training trip to begin dating. The following day, Soun and Genma return to the dojo and Nodoka takes the five children to the Saotome home for their monthlong training trip. Shampoo and Ryoga arrive at Furinkan High School a week late and Ryoga runs off. Shampoo gets a job as a nurse at Tofu's clinic while she waits for Ranma to return.
===Episode 2: Reunions===
During the three weeks that she was waiting for Ranma's return, Shampoo finds out from his medical records at Dr. Tofu's that he is biologically a male, thinking that he changed names when he went to China. She looks forward to Ranko's return, as she sees her as an equal. A week later, Nodoka and the children return. Ranma and Akane have agreed to be married after they graduate, but in the meantime they will welcome any of the others if they wish to join them sexually, although they prefer to be together. Kasumi visits Dr. Tofu to cure him of the Love Hysteria, and insured of complete privacy when all his patients and Shampoo flee. Shampoo rushes to the Tendo Dojo where she confronts Ranko. The latter is able to distract her long enough to change into her cursed form and Shampoo runs off, allowing Ranko to warn Ranma. Nodoka demands that Genma explain what happened. At the clinic, Kasumi is able to give Dr. Tofu a blowjob, which frees him from the Love Hysteria. The two confess that they love each other then get to know each other physically. After discussing how to handle Shampoo, Nodoka grabs Genma off to sleep with him for a week. Shampoo returns to the clinic but finding the door locked, she sees Kasumi and Dr. Tofu having sex and watches them from a tree. Afterwards, Kasumi returns to the dojo after noticing that Shampo was waiting outside the clinic and that she must have been watching. Soun approves of his daughter going out with the doctor, but tells her to let people know when she will be late next time, as Akane had cooked lunch.
The following day, Ranko tells their fellow students at school that Ranma and Akane are now married. Ryoga arrives and confronts Ranma and Shampoo appears to attack Ranko. Ranko flees to jump into the pool and tells Shampoo when she comes out that she is Ranko, but Shampoo is confused and attacks her, getting knocked unconscious. When Shampoo awakes she kisses Ranko, but Ranko tells her to go back to China and Shampoo leaves. The fight between Ryoga and Ranma continues until Ranko breaks it up by throwing water on them. They notice that Ryoga has turned into a piglet, and after picking up Akane, the twins take Ryoga back to the dojo. Ryoga reveals that he was knocked into a cursed pool by a boy chasing a panda, which Ranma cannot recall, and Ranko realizes that it was her in her cursed form. She then kisses him in her cursed form, which knocks him out. Ranko then tells Ranma and Akane that Shampoo kissed her and that it was like a kiss between lovers. She realizes that she has fallen in love with both Shampoo and Ryoga. 
What Ryoga comes to he is alone with Ranko, who asks him if he thinks she is cute, as she finds him so. She tries to apologize by offering herself to him, but when she strikes a suggestive pose Ryoga has a massive nosebleed and faints. Shampoo arrives at the dojo to seek out Ranko, who she has learned has green eyes while Ranma has blue eyes. On finding a male Ranko Shampoo kisses him, but Ranko resists. Everyone then learns that according to the laws of her tribe, if a man defeats her she is to marry him. That night Ranma and Akane sleep together and are joined by Nabiki. After Ryoga awakes and sees a male Ranko sleeping in the same room, he leaves to find a faucet at the thought of what had knocked him out. Shampoo returns to the dojo in an attempt to make male Ranko forget about his sister by using a special shampoo. However this is foiled when Ranko, realizing that Shampoo had entered her room, stops her. As she is her male form, Shampoo asks to be taken, but Ranko reveals her true form. Shampoo cannot bring herself to attack and tries to leave, but Ranko pulls her back and they end up sleeping together. After Shampoo wakes up, the realization of what she has done forces her to leave, despite her reluctance. Ranko wakes up and is upset at Shampoo's departure, falling into depression. The next morning, she is trying to sort out her feelings over Shampoo and Ryoga when Kuno rushes into her class in an attempt at cheering her up after hearing that she is depressed. Ranko gets back at him by hitting his Shiatsu Erection Spot and yelling that he is a pervert, embarrassing him in front of the class.
===Episode 3: The Gymnastics Match===
Kasumi is now working at Dr. Tofu's clinic. A week prior to the Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics match between St. Bacchus's School for Girls and Furinkan High School, Kodachi Kuno completes one her rituals, that of being brought to release by one of her chosen teammates while the rest of the team watches, but is forbidden to pleasure themselves, before seeking out the Furinkan gymnastics team. Ranko, who is still depressed over Shampoo's departure, is out downtown with Ranma in his female form. The two talk about Ranko's current depression while inside a pipe in a vacant lot and Ranko reveals that she wants both Shampoo and Ryoga. When they hear voices, this turns out to be Kodachi attacking the Furinkan gymnastics team and they break up the fight. The team asks Ranma (thinking he is Ranko) to take their place in the match. That night Nodoka learns about Ranko's situation with Ryoga and Shampoo. She then meets with everyone and they talk about Kasumi and Tofu's situation, as Kasumi has to decide whether or not to reveal the existence of the school to him. Everyone else also learns of Nodoka's history with Kimiko and that she slept with Soun to help him get over his grief. Following this, Kodachi is in the process of finding Ranko to attack her, but finds Akane and Ranma's room and listens in on the two of them sleeping together since Shampoo's departure. After they finish, she leaves, determined to make Ranma hers.
The next morning Ranma and Akane join Ranko, Nabiki and Kasum in the bath. Kasumi asks Akane if she would like to join her and Dr. Tofu the next week, as she will arrange for Nabiki and Ranko's “examination”. Ranma upsets Akane by agreeing to let her do this as he is sleeping with her sisters, but they make up. At school, Kodachi appears and latches on to Ranma. When Kuno appears, Kodachi publicly accusing Ranma of running off Akane after they spend the entire night making love. Ranma and Akane kiss, provoking a joint attack from the Kunos which is countered by Akane still kissing Ranma. Akane joins the rhythmic gymnastics team and is trained that night by Ryoga after Ranko convinces him not to interfere with Ranma and Akane. Ranko later introduces him to her parents and Nodoka makes it clear to Ryoga what it means to be involved with a family of martial artists. At dinner, Soun tries to get Kasumi to immediately agree if Dr. Tofu proposes to her, but agrees to allow her to consider it first if he does so. Kodachi meanwhile, still obsessed with Ranma, has had her teammates have sex, using a strap on dildo, every day for a week, for the same amount of time that Ranma was with Akane when Kodachi spied on them. The night before the gymnastics match Akane injures herself and Ranko takes her place. Back at the Kuno Estate, Kodachi and her second in command, Atsui, have sex using a double-headed strap on dildo, a tradition they have kept before each match. Kuno is awakened by Kodachi's moans of Ranma's name and investigates, fainting at the sight that greets him. Kodachi arranges her brother so that he is positioned to have anal sex with Atsui, who does the same for her with the dildo. When Kuno awakes, he succumbs to temptation. Ranko wins the gymnastics match against Kodachi despite the latter's numerous tricks and schemes. That night, Kodachi consoles herself by forcing Kuno, who had avoided coming to the match, to perform cunnilingus on her. Ranko excuses herself from a party being held to celebrate her win and sleeps with Ryoga after preventing him from fainting.
===Episode 4: The Golden Pair===
The next morning Ryoga leaves to think about things away from Ranma. Nabiki, Kasumi and Ranko have a photo shoot at a love hotel for a porn magazine that Nabiki plans to sell. After having sex in a grove in the park, Ranma and Akane head for the skating rink. Meanwhile Ryoga, who got splashed with water from a passing car, is noticed and picked up by Azusa Shiratori, who is a passenger. After she picks up her partner, Mikado Sanzenin, Ryoga is left inside the car outside the rink, but manages to break out and is taken inside the rink by a bystander. Azusa gets into a fight over him, but he is reclaimed by Akane. Mikado returns Ryoga to Akane and tries to kiss her and Ranko, but is stopped by Ranma, resulting in a challenge to a skating match from Azusa at Kolkhoz High School. Back at the dojo, Nabiki reveals that Ranma and Ranko will face the Golden Pair. Afterwards Ranko sleeps with Ryoga.
While Ranma, Ranko, and Akane are practicing at the rink, the Golden Pair appear and try to intimidate them by defeating 100 opponents in 9 seconds. Mikado tries to kiss Ranko and the latter succeeds in using a series of punches to break his protective cup, and he is knocked out when Azusa pounds on it. Ranma and Akane later take a look at Nabiki's porn magazine featuring Kasumi and Ranko. Ranma is skeptical of that it will sell, but Nabiki reveals that she has a ready audience and that Kasumi's use of a wig will make the viewers think that Ranko's red hair is also fake. That night Ranma gives Akane his permission to join Kasumi's planned session with Dr. Tofu. On the day of the skating match, Nabiki goes to join Tofu and Kasumi while Ranma, Ranko and Akane head to Kolkhoz High School. Kasumi accepts Tofu's proposal and after he agrees to secrecy, reveals to him that the Tendos and Saotomes are heirs to their families'marital arts schools and three sleep together. Despite the Golden Pair's best efforts, they are defeated by Ranma and Ranko. With Mikado incapacitated, Azusa picks four girls and four guys her from her and Mikado's fan club as well the announcer to have an orgy with. On the way home, Ranko joins the threesome in progress at Tofu's clinic.
===Episode 5: Weak Spots===
After Akane sleeps with Tofu and Kasumi, she learns that Ranma had been insecure that she would leave him, and two reaffirm their commitment to each other. Tofu has moved into the dojo and begun living with Kasumi. At school, Hikaru Gosunkugi faints after masturbating to photos of Akane and Ranko and is discovered by Ranma. Nabiki then appears and warns him off after burning his entire collection. After Kuno tries to pursue Ranko and Akane and gets knocked out, Gosunkugi offers to help him by finding Ranma's weak spot. After it is proved that Ranma is not afraid of horrible creatures, his scream is heard, but Kuno and Gosunkugi get caught in a pit with bear traps that the latter had laid. Back at the dojo, Genma is furious at what happened to Ranma and nearly reveals his weak spot. Ryoga, who had gotten lost, is taken back by Akane and reunited with Ranko. Ranko bathes with him, but Ryoga runs off when he hears Ranma's scream, intending to use his weakness against him. It is revealed that the twins are afraid of cats, which was caused by Genma's attempts to train them in the Cat-Fist when they were ten. Gosunkugi also learns of Ranma's weak spot.
Soun agrees to Nabiki's proposal to hire a housekeeper given that Nodoka has been handling almost all of the cooking and housekeeping now that Kasumi has begun working at Tofu's clinic. While Nabiki sleeps with Ranma and Akane, Ranko takes Ryoga back to her room in his cursed form but keeps him in cage to get back at him for running out on her in the bath. While he watches, she fantasizes that she is sleeping first with him, then with Shampoo while masturbating. Ranko then reveals to him that she loves them both and has slept with them both, and Ryoga leaves again to think about things. The following day Gosunkugi lures the twins and Akane to the gym, where he manages to get the three of them into a trapdoor where he has gathered a horde of cats and a tiger. The twins' fear forces them into the using the Cat-Fist by becoming cats, and they defeat the tiger and Kuno. Akane ends up kicking both of them into the air when Ranma tries to mount Ranko. Back at the dojo, Nabiki reveals that thanks to her efforts, including the sale of her porn magazines, family is doing well financially. She also believes that she too will eventually find her own man. Ukyo Kuonji is one of the applicants for the housekeeping position, but is posing as Kyoko in order to get revenge on Ranma after she was returned to her family by Nodoka, using her own skills as a marital artist.
===Episode 6: Cats, Ghouls, and Mousses===
Tofu receives a package from China at his clinic, which turns out to be Shampoo in her cursed form. After seeing Ranko confesses her sadness at Ryoga and Shampoo's absences to the doctor, Shampoo jumps onto her head, causing her to run all the way back to the dojo, where she bumps into Ranma and the three of them wind up in the bath, where Shampoo's curse is revealed. While Shampoo explains that she was sent back to either kill Ranko or marry Ranma, Cologne appears and splashes the twins, learning of their curses firsthand. After defeating both when they attack her, she and Shampoo return to the Nekohanten. Ukyo is surprised at the twins' curse and is also intrigued from a marital arts perspective. After a sparring bout with Akane, she realizes that she cannot follow through on her initial plan for Ranma, as the twins are better fighters than she is. She has also begun to like Akane and get along with the others. Ranma meanwhile feels that he has seen Ukyo before but cannot recall where.
Shampoo returns to kill Ranko, but cannot do so. The two nearly sleep together again before Shampoo figures out how to avoid having to fulfill the kiss of death. She makes both Ranko and Ranma blood villagers by having them suck her blood from a pricked finger. Cologne suddenly materializes in Ranma and Akane's room and accepts the move, also noticing something unusual about the three's attitudes towards nudity and each other. Sensing something familiar with both Ranko and Nodoka, she gives Ranko a locket to show her mother. When Nodoka sees it she pulls out an identical one that she carries and has Kasumi, Tofu, and Nabiki also brought to Ranma and Akane's room. It is revealed that Cologne was the former girlfriend of one of her ancestors who had been forced to kill someone who had challenged her and revealed the existence of the marital arts school. In exchange for her silence, she would claim the debt at a future date. Cologne asks that Shampoo be trained in the marital arts, which Nodoka designates Ranko to do, but Shampoo cannot stay at the dojo because of the risk of scandal and discovery. After hitting a pressure point on the twins for the first part of the Full Body Cat Tongue, Cologne allows Shampoo to stay provided that her training begins that night. With the exception of Naibki, Shampoo sleeps with both Ranma and Ranko, then the others.
The following day Shampoo arrives at Furinkan High School to pretend to chase after Ranma, but then Mousse appears to pursue her and challenges Ranma to a duel over Akane. Cologne completes the Full Body Cat Tongue technique to lock the twins in their cursed forms. After school Mousse fights the twins in their cursed forms, not realizing that they are cursed, and loses to both. Nabiki wakes an unconscious Mousse and offers her help, explaining about the curses. That night Ukyo talks to Akane to get more information on Ranma. Per Nabiki's instructions, Ranko leaves her door unlocked. She sleeps with Shampoo in her cursed form, which Nabiki shows Mousse so that he will get over her. After giving Mousse a blowjob, Nabiki offers to start a relationship with him. He accepts her offer and they sleep together. Afterwards, Cologne orders him to learn the marital arts techniques from Nabiki and hand deliver a message to council of elders back in China, which Nabiki overhears, vowing not to fall to Cologne's scheming.
===Episode 7: Cold Water Chestnut Cats===
Shampoo brings the news that there is a cure for the Full Body Cat Tongue, the Phoenix Pill, which is being held by Cologne. The twins become waiters at the Nekohanten and learn about the Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire technique. After Soun suggests that they go the fair after their failure to master the technique, Nodoka reveals to her children that Cologne is trying to convince them that she is a better martial artist than Genma so that they will willingly return to China with her and thus spreads the marital arts secrets to the Amazons. At the fair Ranko masters Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire by catching a tank full of piranha at a goldfish catching booth. She then heads for a haunted house run by the Ramen Vendors Association, where Cologne lures her and Ranma inside with the Phoenix Pill. They succeed in taking it from her, but it turns out to be candy drops that Cologne had swapped in as a precaution. Thanks to the “Tokyo Grandpa” pressure point, Ranko is able to regain her normal form and that night sleeps with Shampoo and Nabiki. Ukyo attempts to spy on Ranma and Akane again, but does not find them in their room, as they are instead sitting on the dojo's outer wall together. She is able to get to the wall beneath them and eavesdrop unnoticed. After the two have sex on the wall, they return to the house and Ukyo realizes that she is still in love with Ranma.
The family takes a trip to , a boarding house near the beach. They are met at the train station by Kyoko Otonashi, the manager of the boarding house. After they arrive at the boarding house, Kasumi talks with Kyoko, having learned about Yusaku Godai and Shun Mitaka, who Kyoko is both in love with. Before the family heads out to a summer festival, Nodoka discovers an attempt by Yotsuya to peep on the new arrivals and knocks him out, leaving him paralysed and forced to watch the Ichinoses have sex thanks to the application of the Shiatsu Libido Point to both of them. Shampoo's father, who is working at a beach version of the Nekohanten, is able to successfully approach and have sex with Akemi Roppongi in a vacant lot. At the festival, Ukyo learns that Ranko knew that “Ucchan” was a girl, but Ranma had always thought he was male.
The following day, Nodoka reapplies the Shaitsu Libido Point to the Ichinoses before the family and the boarding house residents go to the beach. Kasumi, having decided to help Kyoko out with her situation, talks frankly to her in the company of Akemi, backs her up, and suggests the possibility of a threesome between Kyoko, Shun and Yusaku. The twins, who have been searching for Cologne, spot her and she points out a Martial Arts Melon Splitting Contest to them. Shampoo is the prize and has the Phoenix Pill, prompting them to join. Both fathers, Akane, Cologne, and Shampoo get mixed up in the fighting, with the twins simultaneously destroying Cologne's watermelon as she destroys theirs for a tie. Cologne pretends to lose to extract a promise from the twins to become her students and move back with her to China before suddenly rebounding and taking the battle to the sea. After Cologne pummels them with the Shark-Fist, the twins resort to the Neko-ken and defeat her, earning the Phoenix Pill. Before they leave Maison Ikkoku to return to Furinkan, Kasumi plants a copy of one of Nabiki's porn magazines featuring a threeway between her, Ranma, and male Ranko in Kyoko's room. Nodoka undoes the effects of the various pressure points she hit on Yotsuya and leaves him a wreck in his room. Kyoko finds the magazine and after her initial shock wears off, starts to get some ideas.
===Episode 8: Green Tea and Jealousies===
Ranma learns that Kyoko is in love with him and realizes that he cannot give up the lovemaking aspect of his relationship with the people he loves, as he has been uncomfortable with Akane sleeping with other men. He then sleeps with Akane and Ranko. At Furinkan High School, Nabiki finds P-Chan and reunites him with Ranko. Ranma, who had earlier left in the rain, gets chased by a horde of cats and runs into a runaway horse carrying an unconscious rider. This turns out to be Sentaro Daimonji, who kidnaps her. Akane and Ukyo, who are on their way home, are passed by Sentaro on horseback carrying Ranma. Akane leaves to pursue Sentaro. Sentaro takes female Ranma to his home and attempts to grope her while unconscious, but is foiled by Ranma's subconscious defensive reflexes. Back at the Tendo Dojo Ranko is not upset to hear that Ranma was kidnapped, trusting that he will be able to take care of himself. She introduces Ukyo to Ryoga in his cursed form. On awakening, Ranma attempts to leave but is stopped by Sentaro's grandmother, a master of the Daimonji School of Martial Arts Striptease Tea Ceremony. Sentaro reveals that as the sole heir to the school a marriage has been arranged for him to continue the school, but he is unhappy with the arrangement and to get out of it he must find someone who can defeat his fiancée. His grandmother tricks Ranma into accepting this challenge by suggesting that she would lose such a contest and prompting the latter to declare that she has never lost a martial arts anything contest. When Ranma gets the chance she reveals her curse to Sentaro, shocking him. Akane then appears and when it is suggested that she take Ranma's place, demonstrates her ineptitude with the tea ceremony. Despite learning that Akane is Ranma's wife, Sentaro begins scheming.
Nabiki talks to Ukyo in her room, revealing that she knows who she really is. When the latter gets upset, Nabiki reveals that she is bisexual and that she likes Ukyo, inviting her to her room. Ranko takes P-chan to the bath and when he is changed back, is able to give him a blowjob before Nodoka comes in and talks to both of them. She reveals that she knows about the both of them and Shampoo and after warning him to keep this information secret, allows them both to go back to Ranko's room without getting dressed. After learning that the match against Sentaro's fiancée, Satsuki Miyakoji will be the next day, Ranma spends the entire night training and fighting with Sentaro. Ukyo goes to Nabiki's room and they sleep together. She begins to use the Flutter Tongue, a marital arts technique on her, which is reciprocated by Nabiki. Ranko and Ryoga spend the night together, which is recorded by Nodoka's surveillance system. She decides to let Ranko sort things out for herself when Shampoo gets back to Furinkan as well as let Nabiki sort things out with Ukyo. Nabiki and Ukyo are shocked to learn that the other is a marital artist, but vow mutual friendship. Thanks to the all night training, Ranma has mastered the techniques of Martial Arts Striptease Tea Ceremony. It is revealed that Satsuki is a monkey. Ranma tries to back out on fighting it, but is attacked, provoking a fight. Sentaro's attempt to remove Ranma and Satsuki and thus marry Akane is revealed, and Ranma is able to pin the monkey to a tree. When they try to leave, a horse carrying a woman runs into Sentaro. The monkey runs to her and she apologizes to it, revealing that she is the real Satsuki Miyakoji and that she was so embarrassed to meet her future husband that she sent Sanae in her place. Back in Furinkan, Ranma foils Ryoga's attempts to attack him with the new tea ceremony techniques he learned. They later learn from a letter that Sentaro sends that he and Satsuki did get married, with the newlyweds arriving on a horse that steps on Ranma's head at the same time that the latter reads this letter...
==Relationships==
While the characters practice polyamory, these are the romantic relationships that develop:
*Romantic, Central
:*Ranma Saotome and Akane Tendo
:*Ranko Saotome with both Ryoga Hibiki and Shampoo
*Romantic, Ancillary
:*Kasumi Tendo and Tofu Ono
:*Nabiki Tendo with both Mousse and Ukyo Kuonji
==Notes==
*Closely follows the canon story up through the Martial Arts Tea Ceremony arc, even incorporating some of the dialogue.
*The crossover with Maison Ikkoku in Episode 7 is placed during the second summer after Kyoko Otonashi's arrival.Post at FFML
==FFML Posting History==
*Episode 1-Part 1 29/11/95
*Episode 1-Part 2 29/11/95
*Episode 1-Part 1 (revision) 07/12/95
*Episode 1-Part 2 (revision) 07/12/95
*Episode 1-Part 3 07/12/95
*Episode 1-Part 4 07/12/95
*Episode 1-Part 5 07/12/95
*Episode 1-Part 1 (revision) 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 2 (revision) 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 3 (revision) 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 4 (revision) 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 5 (revision) 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 6 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 7 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 8 12/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 1 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 2 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 3 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 4 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 5 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 1-Part 6 (revision) 14/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 1 22/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 2 22/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 3 22/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 1 (revision) 24/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 2 (revision) 24/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 3 (revision) 24/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 4 24/03/96
*Episode 2-Part 5 24/03/96
*Episode 3-Part 1 13/04/96
*Episode 3-Parts 2 & 3 13/04/96
*Episode 3-Part 1 (revision) 14/04/96
*Episode 3-Part 2 (revision) 14/04/96
*Episode 3-Part 3 (revision) 14/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 1 24/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 2 24/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 3 24/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 1 (revision) 28/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 2 (revision) 28/04/96
*Episode 4-Part 3 (revision) 28/04/96
*Episode 0-Part 2 10/06/96
*Episode 0-Part 1 10/06/96
*Episode 5-Part 1 22/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 2 22/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 3 22/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 4 22/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 1 (revision) 25/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 2 (revision) 25/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 3 (revision) 25/07/96
*Episode 5-Part 4 (revision) 25/07/96
*Episode 5 "Addition" 28/07/96
*Episode 6-Part 1 15/10/96
*Episode 6-Part 2 15/10/96
*Episode 6-Part 3 15/10/96
*Episode 6-Part 4 15/10/96
*Episode 6-Part 5 15/10/96
*Episode 7-Part 1 20/11/96
*Episode 7-Part 2 20/11/96
*Episode 7-Part 1 (revision) 10/01/97
*Episode 7-Part 2 (revision) 10/01/97
*Episode 7-Part 3 10/01/97
*Episode 7-Part 4 10/01/97
*Episode 7-Part 5 10/01/97
*Episode 8-Part 1 15/05/97
*Episode 8-Part 2 15/05/97
*Episode 8-Part 3 15/05/97
*Episode 8-Part 4 15/05/97
==RAAS Posting History==
*Episode 1 18/12/95
*Episode 1 (revision) 16/03/96
==RAAC Posting History==
*Episode 2 20/04/96
*Episode 3 26/04/96
*Episode 4 08/05/96
*Episode 0 15/08/96
*Episode 5 18/08/96
*Episode 6
*Episode 7 19/04/97
==See Also==
==External Links==
*Ranma ½ - Ranko ½: Marital Arts at the Internet Archive record of Sakura Lemon Fanfiction Archive - Retrieved 18-06-2015
==References==
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