0 Burger

A 0 Burger is an evil and poisonous burger created by Captain 0 specifically for feeding to his worst of the worst of the worst of the worst enemies. Chuck Norris once tried the 0 Burger, but he said it tasted just like a regular burger. For some reason, this guy keeps updating the recipe. Although he hasn’t done it in a while. 
==Ingredients==
*The dance moves of Rick Astley
*One hundred and twenty-eight ghost peppers
*1 quart of gasoline
*1 tablespoon of uranium hexafluoride
*WaChuck Norris's sweat
*30 Netflix Originals
*12 dead Rick Astleys worth of bacon
*22 bumper stickers
*5 megabytes of some virus
*An entire bottle of glue
*Captain 9
*$843 in pennies
*A sock
*A tiny mirror
*64 year old buns
*One BOTH of Justin Bieber's eyeballs
*A quart of Sanic Sauce™
*3 fried elbows
*Any type of Pokemon
*Your computer
*9 diamonds
*7 tacos
*Both of any fish's lungs
*⅓ of a pillow
*6 tablespoons of Lamp Oil
*Blood-infused spit from a certain Raichu
*Pre-2023 UnMarioWiki 
*Tinky Winky
*A VHS
*23½ Po Doodles
*Alt 2.0's clone
*Z
*A 😂 emoji
*Another 0 Burger
*The Engineer's face
*A stale reddit mem
*1½ gallons of Worcestershire Sauce™
*2 Tide Pods
*A cup of Milk
*This guy
*A Nintendo Switch game
*A booklet containing detailed instructions on how to abolish communism
*5 gallons of phenyl oxalate ester
*A bottle of instant glue
*Garfield's whiskers
*2 gallons of soy sauce
*Shredded cobalt
*Po's armpit hair
*Oxiclean
*Bob Ross's paint
*Rotten and raw eggs
*Pumkin Sheep wool
*Polof fur
*A piece of Germany's flag
*A leaf
*A 🐴 emoji too
*Wakko's braincells (2 max)
*Liquid salt
*The deadly Cheese
*Eviler Pop
*Flan
*Screen Gems' center
*Wood from a cukoo clock
*A musket ball
*A crab
*Hydrogen cyanide
*Lasagna
*A feather from Tookie Tookie
*A nail
*Starbucks coffee
*Raw patty
*Lots of twigs
*The liquid from a Magic 8-Ball
*Toxic cat urine
*599 US dollars
*Half of a scrambled egg
*One of each of the UnDollars
*San-nakji
*All meat and fish in the world raw
*50 Watermelon Truffles
*A chunk of asphalt
*A Short Beaked Echidna
*A chopped up Armight
*Ammunition from the Quadgun
*Silly Putty
*Dog spit
*K-fee
*A dead Sandile
*Some pink slime (the colour is important)
*Pocoyo (turned into a cake but revived)
*McGratin Croquette patties
*Your own face
*A melted caramel cube sized... well... cube of mercury
*Two sauteed rat tails
*Mud, straight from Scotch's claws
*Boiled Cabbage
*Steamed Rotting Broccoli
*Fossilised Vomit
*The right kidney of a neanderthal
*Refrigerated blood
*5,000 strands of hair
*The gallbladder of 2 Aliens
*5 antibodies
*A mummified rattlesnake
*A 5 year old Cockroach
*An actual bear claw
*50 lbs. of boiled connective tissue
*A grilled Chinese red-headed centipede
*Medium Rare Moke Cow steak (cloned form the meat of the only dead Moke Cows)
*Five liters of acid rain
*A deep-fried artery
*16 dead souls
*An eldery person's pre-frontal cortex
*The brain stem of a teenage seagull
*A sheet of washed denim
*Tree sap straight from the tree
*milkweed leaves
*black tar, natural tar, any tar
*Black tar in specific but with livermorium instead of the oxygen in the 5-atom ring
*melted pants
*Oganesson
*A razor blade
*Some ectoplasm
*Teddie fur
*Mystery Food X
*A right leg
*Cyanide cyanide (cyanogen)
*The 5-Hole
*Unbihexium
*Noo-Noo
*Deity Cat piss
*A ♤
*A ♡
*A ◇
*A ♧
*A □
*50 pounds of Chewy Chews
*Crab legs
*5 gallons of condensed antimatter
*White cheddar cheese sauce
*Bramble vines
*Toaster strudel frosting
*The will to live of Waluigi after he saw the Rule 34 art with him and Toadette
*Windowsill dust
*The sole of a Nike shoe
* The Nintendo Shamecube joystick
* Dead worms
* Mystery green sauce
* My last baby tooth
*Beer batter
*Mamuta (Tastes like Chicken!)
*That stuff that makes old lamps glow (I think it was kelioeen or something along the lines of that) (kerosene?)
*Another tiny mirror just in case the first one breaks
*The deed to your house
*A Reddit meme about Big Chungus
*Whatever shit you can find in your backyard
*The Snuffleupagus
*Nerve endings
*A pickled urchin WITH spines
*Cheese that Rap Rat burrowed into
*Rubber latex
*The entire website of AI Dungeon
*A water sausage
*Old wolf germs
*A literal water sausage
*Two tub fulls of bath salts and ashes
*A knitting needle
*Unhexquadium
*A copy of ET: The Shame excavated from the dump it was in
*Fried khakis
*The concept of hate
*Dust with lead in it
*Corrosive paraquat
*An even smaller mirror
*A strange cube
*Sponges soaked in hot dog water
*SCP-173
*a Twisted servant captain's head
*An EP from your favorite band
*A firefly
*Some Number Captain Poison
*Onions soaked in formaldehyde
*A sick chameleon
*ANOTHER 0 Burger
*Horrortime Tubby's claw clippings
*Cotton seeds
*Corrosive spit
*Unoctquadium
*Joe
*Soil from Kepler-186f
*A man's head pan's jed
*[REDACTED]
*Its JOHNNY!
*5 salted sliced carrots
*24 WaTinky-Winkies
*Botox
*Yet ANOTHER 0 Burger! (How many of these things do we need?)
Category:Food
Category:Dangerous food
Category:Weapons
Category:Gross Food
Category:Unsafe for kids
Category:NOT 4 KIDS!!!
Category:NOT 4 ADULTS!!!
Category:Unsafe for adults
Category:Captain 0's stuff
Category:Unsafe for everyone