Bathroom Blame

Super Sonico pretends to be a ghost after Linus and Elmo think she is dead.
== Transcript ==
* Sonico: [talking to a wax sculpture of herself] Have I told you how beautiful you are? Your limbs, your nose, your eyes... And now that I've been immortalized in wax, I have conquered all artistic media.
* [shows Elmo and Linus playing tag]
* Elmo: You're it!
* Linus: Not for long!
* Elmo: Hey, try to catch me, Linus! [bumps into Linus]
* Linus: Tag, you're it.
* Elmo: Oh, this game's too hard!
* Linus: I know! What if both of us are "it?"
* Elmo: But then, who's gonna be not "it?"
* Linus: Exactly! Neither of us will know!
* Elmo: Oh, I like not knowing! Let's play!
* Linus and Elmo: I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it! I'm it!
* Linus: I'm it!
* Elmo: I'm it! [Linus trips over] Linus?
* Sonico: Time to find some other game to play! [laughs. Turns on the MP3 player with headphones while taking a bubble bath]
* Linus: Now what?
* Elmo: [notices a blue "B" Shaped boomerang on the ground] We could toss that boomerang back and forth.
* Linus: [picks up boomerang] Okay... ready! [throws the boomerang and flies through Sonico's open window, knocks into Sonico's sculpture, and it falls over] I got it! I got it! I got it! [Sonico in the other room, hears a thump, but she ignores it. The two enter the room] Remember Elmo, finders keepers.
* Elmo: There it is! [points to the boomerang that is in the wax sculpture of Sonico]
* Linus & Elmo: I got it! I got it! [Elmo pulls the boomerang out]
* Elmo: Bonus points! [Elmo starts to walk off]
* Linus: Uhh, Elmo? I think something's wrong with Sonico. He looks unconscious.
* Elmo: Don't worry. I know how to do this. [Elmo tries to give CPR but his face turns blue and he floats up to the ceiling but lets out all the air and lands on top of the wax sculpture's head]
* Linus: Get off him, Elmo! [Elmo stands up]
* Elmo: What are you worried about? [Elmo's behind is now imprinted on the sculpture's face] He looks better already. [Linus & Elmo stand him up]
* Linus: But he still feels cold. [they bring the sculpture in front of the window]
* Elmo: Well, let's go put him in the warm.
* Linus: Do you think he'll be okay?
* Elmo: You know, you worry too much. [the sculpture begins to melt] Elmo is here and Linus I know a lot about head injuries, believe... [Linus snaps his fingers] ...me. Hey, what's that on your shoe? [Linus looks down]
* Linus: I don't know.
* Elmo: It kind of looks like... [a liquid puddle of flesh goo is on the floor]
* Linus & Elmo: Sonico! [both are screaming as Sonico is powdering his face]
* Linus: No, no, that part goes here.
* Elmo: Yeah-yeah, that's it, uh-huh.
* Linus: We're almost there. We can do this.
* Elmo: It's working, it's working...
* Linus: This is working. [sculpture melts again] Elmo, this isn't working!
* Elmo: Look! [eyes turn over]
* Linus: I don't know how to say it, but our old pal Sonico, she's... She's... She's pushing up daisies!
* Elmo: Oh, I thought she was dead. [Sonico comes out of the bathroom covered in talcum powder. Linus & Elmo cling to each other and get scared]
* Sonico: [screams] Anata wa koko de nani o shite iru no?! Well? Are you two trying to say something, or do I have to...?
* Linus: No, stay back!
* Sonico: What is the matter with you two?
* Elmo: Don't, don't hurt us!
* Linus: It was an accident!
* Sonico: Nani o hanashite iru no? [she notices the goo on the floor and screams] Look what you've done to me! When I get my hands on you, I'll...
* Linus: Please, Miss Sonico's ghost! [Linus & Elmo are bowing before Sonico] Spare us your ghostly anger! [Elmo is kissing Sonico's feet]
* Elmo: Oh yes, Miss Sonico's ghost! Please don't haunt us!
* Linus: We'll do anything you want! Just have mercy on us! [Sonico then gets an idea and grins evilly]
* Sonico: Enough! Listen up, Sonico's ghost is feeling unusually generous today. She has decided to spare a horrible fate. All must do is tend to my every whim and tickle my fancy on demand.
* Linus: Does that include...
* Sonico: Shizuka! Now, do as you're told! Lest ye incur the wrath of Sonico!
* Elmo: [whispers to Linus] I think they make a cream for that now. [Linus and Elmo carry out Sonico on her bed]
* Linus: Here?
* Sonico: Too hot. [walk a little more then stops]
* Linus: Here?
* Sonico: No, too cold. Keep going. Keep going. [walks a little more then stops]
* Linus: Here?
* Sonico: No-No-No. [rim shot]
* Linus: Too tired... [both stop where they are]
* Sonico: Kanpeki. Hmmm, I feel needy. [claps her hands] Babes, fetch me some treats.
* Linus: Only the freshest one. [both run off. Linus comes back with Rice and Fried Shrimp] Rice and Fried Shrimp from the beach, your princess. [Sonico eats it while Linus goes and gets a slice of cake] A slice of cake to your liking. [Elmo comes back with a drink]
* Elmo: One peach flavored tea fresh from the peach garden. [Sonico drinks it]
* Linus: Are you happy now?
* Sonico: Yes. Arigatō.
* [Later]
* Sonico: Linus, now spin around. [Linus turns around] That's better. Now jog in place. [Linus jogs in place] Say flank steak.
* Linus: Flank steak.
* Sonico: I think I'm beginning to like this. Stop. [Linus stops] Now, play me an elaborate song with this! [gives Linus an keyboard]
* Linus: Yeah! I Bet Schroeder can play it.
* Sonico: Ā, watashi. Always having to have it our way, don't we? [Schroeder arrives]
* Schroeder: You hired me?
* Sonico: Well, I hope you don't have any plans tonight, because you're not allowed to leave that spot until I hear a song. [Schroeder plays the Charlie Brown All-Stars Baseball Theme] Now That's Better.
* Elmo: [comes back with the boomerang] Guess what I have. [Sonico takes it]
* Sonico: I'll take that! [throws boomerang at Elmo but avoids it]
* Elmo: Yes, your princess! This is fun. [catches boomerang] 
* Linus: Elmo, are you ready for this?
* Elmo: Yes. [Linus walks a couple steps forward]
* Linus: Okay, let's go. Elmo, are you coming? [Elmo is facing the wrong way]
* Elmo: Yes.
* Linus: Elmo, it's this way.
* Elmo: Where?
* Linus: Here.
* Elmo: [turns around] Oh, coming! [both enter a room in the back with a bunch of junk in it] How are we going to clean up all this mess?
* Linus: It's easy. Just tear this wallpaper off! [tears the wall]
* Elmo: [laughs] Oh look, you missed some. [Linus picks up a book]
* Linus: Oh, let's see. It's a manga, and look at this. It's the Origin of Sailor Moon. [shows picture in the book] Hope I Don't tell the Inspector this. [Sonico is laying on the couch]
* Linus: Guess What?
* Sonico: Now what?
* Linus: Oh, look, my friends arrived. [Charlie Brown, Lucy, Violet, Peppermint Patty, Marcie, Snoopy, The Pink Panther, Big Bird, Grover and The Inspector are in front of Sonico's home]
* Lucy: Oh, Linus, what are you doing?
* Sonico: Linus, are you trying to put me in the nuthouse?
* Linus: No, just into Serl's home. [Sonico sighs]
* Sonico: Linus, I have a confession to make. [Takes off her night cap]
* Linus: You're pink?
* Sonico: Yeah! Now tell all your friends to go home!
* Linus: But-
* Sonico: Do it! Yatte!
* Linus: Go home.
* Lucy: OK Linus. Charlie Brown, Lets go home.
* Charlie Brown: Good Grief.
* Linus: Sorry for destroying your sculpture.
* Super Sonico: That's OK. You Can Leave Now. Goodbye. Sayōnara.
* Elmo: Come Again!
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