Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 2: Toast Busters!/Transcript

Orange: (talking to the audience) Hey, hey, fruit lovers! I'm back! And I've got a whole new set of questions from you guys answer. Including of my favourites! This one!
Daneboe: (reads) Tater Hater asks,
TaterHater456 Why does pretty much everything explode?
"(adds "in the kitchen" in between the last two words)"
Orange: Aw, come on, Tater Hater. Not everything in the kitchen explodes. Just look at that carrot! He hasn't blown up yet!
Baby Carrot: (laughs) Yeah, guys. I haven't exploded!
(Baby Carrot explodes all over the kitchen, the title card came by exploding, and everybody cheers)
Voice: It's time for "Ask Orange!"
Orange: All right, guys. Let's get to the questions! And like Little Apple, keep 'em short! (laughs)
​​​​​​Little Apple: Heeeeyyy!
Daneboe: (reads) 
Justin Norman Utz how many oranges does it take to screw in a lightulb???
("reads lightbulb instead of lightulb"
(Orange is seen grunting and screwing a lightbulb in)
Orange: Yay, we did it! Now, how many of us are here again?
(Screen shows a large pile of oranges)
Orange #1: 617!
Orange: Wow. Looks like we have a really bright future!
Orange's Million Clones: (laughs)
Daneboe: (reads) Pokemonbolt asks
pokemonbolt what happend to pizza
Orange: Ah, you know him. He's always gone in thirty minutes or less. (laughs)
Daneboe: (reads) "Can you jump?"
Orange: Nope. But I can peel out!
(Orange swirls very fast, he rolled very fast by an accident, he crashes, and the record scratches)
Daneboe: (reads) WASSUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!!!
Orange: WASSSUUUUUUUUUP?!!
Daneboe: (reads) WASSUUUUUUUU--
Orange: --UUUUUUUU--
Daneboe: (reads) --UUUUUUUUUU--
Orange: WAAAAAA--
Daneboe: (reads) --UUUUUUUUUU--
Orange: --UUUUUUP?!!
Daneboe: (reads) What is your favourite game?
Orange: Hmmmm... let me think. I think it's... WASSUUUUU--
Daneboe: (reads) Can you squish a squash?
Orange: Probably not. But I can scare a pear.
Pear: Did somebody say my--
(Orange puts Justin Bieber face on)
Pear: (screaming)
(Squash drops himself beside Pear, and Pear keeps screaming)
Squash: Uugh! That's scary!
Daneboe: (reads) Brandon asks, "Would you pick a fight with Godzilla?"
Orange: Sure! Hey, hey Godzilla! You've got lizard-breath! (laughs)
Watermelon: Ah, for crying out loud! I'm a watermelon, not Godzilla!
Orange: No, not you! Godzilla!
Watermelon: What?
(Godzilla crushed the watermelon with his own feet, and he roared)
Daneboe: (reads) Seriously, is Marshmallow a boy or a girl?
Orange: Hey, hey Marshmallow! We've got a question for you!
Marshmallow: Yay! I love questions!
Orange: It's a really important question that all the fans want to know.
Marshmallow: Okay. What is it, Orange?
(record scratches)
Orange: WASSUUUUUUUUUUU--
Daneboe: (reads) Who is your favourite YouTuber?
Orange: Oh, that's easy. Me! (laughs)
Daneboe: (reads) Why does every person on your show get cut in half?
Orange: No, they don't all get cut in half. Some get scorched, some get blended, and some get squashed. Right, Peanut?
Peanut: Oh, no.
(Squash squashed Peanut by accident)
Squash: Ewwwww! Not again!
Daneboe: (reads) Yummyfood663 says, "Make a vid called Toast Busters."
(The title card, "Toast Busters" came, Orange, Pear, and Little Apple are ready to suck the toast. Pear and Little Apple sucked the toast)
Orange: Okay. Let's do this, guys!
Pear: Okay, Orange. Whatever you do, cross the streams with your escaping power.
Orange: You mean like this?
(Orange sucked the toast)
Little Apple: Yes! Keep going! KEEP GOING!
Pear: Orange,good movement,partner.
(The glow came out of the toast, and the toast exploded)
Orange: Whoooooah! That guy's toast! (laughs)
(The large thump sound came on)
Little Apple: Uh... guys?
Pear&Orange: What?
Little Apple: I think we're got ourselves a big one.
(Screen shows the giant Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: (giggles) Buildings taste like candy!
(Marshmallow eats two building, and they all screamed. Screen shows Orange in the kitchen)
Orange: (talking to the audience) So that does it for this episode of Ask Orange. Make sure to leave me more questions in the comments below. Do it now! Ask for a question! Do it! Please?!
Pear: Yes, please? Leave some questions so he stops asking.
Orange: Yeah, what Pear said! (laughs)
Pear: (groans)
Orange: Ooh! And one more thing. The brand new T-shirt designs that you guys voted on a Facebook are finally here. Pick em' up at any J.C. Penney, or jcp.com. And hey! Let's give one away right now! Just fill the blank for this comment below. "Give me thumbs, because--". The best answer gets featured in next week's video, and gets a free T-shirt. So start leaving some questions and some answers! (laughs)
(End rolls)
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