Meet a Train-Man Transcript

(The episode begins with Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt pratcing for his day where Blythe is having a field trip where you can bring one pet)
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Ok, Von, you must be awesome for the field trip. Be cool!
Blythe: O.k. Von, ready to go?
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Am I?! 
( The 2 leave as Mitzi walks in )
Mitzi: Howdy y'all!
All: Hey Mitzi!
Mitzi: Ah'd like ya to meet mah owner.
( a man in a train engineer's suit walks in )
Phil: Nice place you got here.
Pepper: What's your name?
Phil: I'm Phil, your friendly neighborhood railway engineer. I can tell you locomotive data, freight car weight and cargo, or anything you would like to know about trains.
All: wow!
Phil: Are these your friends that you were always talking about?
Mitzi: Of course.
Phil: do you all like bacon?
All: What's bacon?
Phil: Bacon is the best edible object ever created! You should try some.
( Phil gives everyone a slice. Everyone eats it and is delighted. )
Penny: This is good.
Phil: I want to take y'all somewhere.
Sunil: Where are we going?
Phil: I want to take you to the railyard, show you around.
All: Cool!
( The scene cuts to Blythe and Von on the school bus to the field trip. )
Everyone gets off the bus and follows their teachers to the animal center.
Blythe: This is going to be fun!
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Yeah!
Mr. Banks: Welcome to the Animal Center! Did you bring your pets, but if you didn't, then it's okay. *realizes he needs to pee* Oh, no. I gotta go to the restroom. *to Co-Principle Michael* Can you take care of them for me? *rushes to the restroom*
(Mr. Banks returns)
Mr. Banks: Alrighty then. Lets get started. Did anyone bring their pets today?
Blythe: I did.
(Blythe shows Mr. Banks Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.)
Blythe: This is Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt.
Mr. Banks: He is adorable. He is a raccoon right?
Blythe: Yep.
Mr. Banks: You and Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt and the rest of the class are going to have a good time.
( The scene cuts to the Downtown City Railyard )
Zoe: Darling, this is a nice place.
Phil: I work here on weekdays, the come home for the weekend. My boss let me miss a day to meet y'all. You should meet him.
Pepper: So, Mitzi, have you been here before?
Mitzi: Oh Honey bunch, ah' come here all the time.
(The silence is broken by an approaching train, blaring its horn as the train rattles swiftly by)
Phil: I show you to my train.
Phil leads the pets to a low emission genset switcher
All: Wow!
Phil: I love this train. I'll show you inside the building, and you'll get to meet my boss.
Parker: Wow! Is your boss a dog like Mr. Peabody? a dinosaur? or even, *gasps* a beautiul penguin?
Phil: Well, not exactly. But he does have a pet penguin named Packie. Any crushes?
Parker: Wow... i have a crush on Ms. Love.
Phil: Ms. Love? Who's that?
Parker: Only the most beautiful polecat that ever walked the earth.
C.Cuddles: Ahem!
Parker: What?
( the scene cuts to the animal center )
Von: Wow! This center looks amazing!
Blythe: Yeah!
They are about to enter the snake cage when they hear the cry of a bunny rabbit.
Von: What the huh?
Blythe: Hey! That's my line!
The 2 enter and figure out the bunny is upset.
Blythe: What's wrong?
Little Bunny: I have no owner. They lost me on the way home.
Von: Sorry, but you've gotten the wrong people.
Blythe: *smacks Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt*
Von: Ow! Ok, we'll help her! Yheesh.
Blythe: We'll have help you find your owner.
Little Bunny: Thanks.
( The scene cuts to the railyard where Phil into introduces the pets to his boss, Dave )
Parker: Wow! Its a dinosaur!
Dave: ...no offense, but i'm a dog. Now I know what you are thinking
Harold: Phil, i cannot believe your boss is a dog!
Phil: Yeah... Rarely, he often lets me pet him.
Dave: It's nice to meet you all. You'll get your first job here in about 10 minutes. You will be traveling to Bakersfield street station.
Phil: Alrighty then.
Delilah: Since you're a dog, fetch this! *throws the ball*
Dave: I don't really fetch much
Delilah: Oh..
Parker: Have any cousins? you know Mr. Peabody?
Dave: I sure do. He was a cool dawg.. ha ha.
Phil: we've got to get to Bakersfield Street Station. We're taking that train I showed you a while back.
All: Yay!
Vinnie: DOOTERAL!!!
The train speeds off with a horn honk to Dave.
( The scene cuts to the animal center )
Von: Who are you?
Rabbit: I'm Ashley.
Von: Ashleigh? Good name.
Ashley: No. Ashley.
Blythe: Don't worry Ashley. We will find your owner.
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: What does he look like?
Ashley: He is light colored with a plaid shirt.
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Anything else?
Ashley: His name is Clyde Stone.
Blythe: Ok.
( The scene cuts to a passing train with Phil and the pets )
Parker: Yay!
Mitzi: ah' ride this train all the time.
Phil: So Mitzi, Do  you have a crush?
Vinnie: Dooteral.
Sunil: Well, she has a crush on Harold Winston.
Harold: True.
Phil: Oooh... are you gonna mate?
Mitzi and Harold: What?!?! Well, its possible.
Parker: I hope so, i want to see Skunk-Groundhog hybrids
Mitzi's face turns bright red
Pepper: And we're embarssing Mitzi.
Phil: Sorry.
Mitzi: Oh, its okay.
Dave: You guys heard of and eaten pizza?
Vinnie: I love pizza... even though I've never eaten it.
Dave: Here, have pizza! *gives the pets pizza* But don't tell Team Chaotix. They LOVE pizza.
Everyone eats a slice and loves it.
Pepper: This is soooo.. good.
Dave: I knew you would like It.
Vinnie: Scooby-Doo!
Mitzi: Why do you say random things?
Vinnie: I don't know.
( Everyone laughs. )
( The scene cuts to the animal center )
Blythe: So... his name is Clyde Stone right
Ashley: Yeah.
Mr. Von. Fuzzlebutt: Is that him over there?
( Ashley sees Clyde looking for him. Clyde looks over and sees her )
Clyde: OMG, Ashley, you're okay!
Blythe: I believe she is yours.
Clyde: Oh certainly, thak you so much!
Blythe: It's a pleasure meeting you two, and you are so welcome.
Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt: Hey, it's time to leave. We've got to catch the bus.
( Blythe and Mr. Von Fuzzlebutt get on the bus and ride home. )
( The scene cuts to the train yard. )
Phil: We're here.
Pepper: This is fun.
Mitzi: I told you he was nice.
Dave: Looks like you've done your job for today. You all can head home now. It was nice meeting you all.
Penny: It was nice meeting you too.
Vinnie: Hey, the pizza man will probably be here in a little while. I called him and told him to follow the train.
Pizza Man: Hey. Are you Phil?
Phil: Sure.
Pizza Man: I have a lot of pepperoni pizzas for y'all.
Phil: Cool. I'll pay for those.
Pizza Man: Thank you sir.
Everyone eats a slice of pizza.
Vinnie: This is the best day ever.
Pepper: What do you call a pizza who doesn't like a movie... A 'cheesy' critic!
( Everyone laughs and the episode ends. )
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