I Used to Roll the Dice

== Basic Information ==
"I Used to Roll the Dice" is a parody of the song "Viva La Vida" by Coldplay, the edit being made by MachkaMan. The lyrics are altered to say many things that were not said in the original. It is referenced multiple times in Chapter XXI with Jackie Chan muttering "Omae Wamu Shinderu", Horrid Henry not speaking Jackienese, and Sans Undertale (Canon) being trapped upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt.
== Lyrics ==
"I used to roll the dice,
Feel my dick in my enemy's ass,
Listen as the crowd would sing,
Now the old king is dead! LOL!
One minute I held my nuts,
Next my balls were closed on me,
And I discovered Sans,
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt,
I hear Jackie Chan singing:
Omae wamu shinderu!
Beat my meat,
My sooooooooooooooooooos,
For some reason I can't explain,
Why we live in a society,
Where gamers don't rule the world"
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