Canadian COVID-19 vaccine (This Hour Has 22 Minutes)

The Canadian COVID-19 vaccine was a vaccine for COVID-19. It was developed in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.
== History ==
Mrs. Williams, an American, received a dose of the vaccine from her doctor. She questioned whether she had received the Pfizer vaccine or the Moderna vaccine. The doctor explained that this was in fact a Canadian-developed vaccine, but that while it was just as effective, it came with unique side-affects. 
It was then that two Canadians appeared behind the two of them, expressing pride that a Canadian vaccine had been used. The doctor explained that one of the side effects was that Canadians would then follow around those who received the vaccine to brag about the vaccine. The Canadians then began to list other things from Canada. Mrs. Williams then asked if it was possible to make it stop, to which the doctor replied it wasn't. Once the Canadians had claimed ownership of something, there was no way it could be stopped.
Williams asked the doctor if it was fatal, which the doctor confirmed it could sometimes be. He stated to the Canadians that while James Naismith had been born in Canada, basketball had been invented while he lived in Massachusetts, making it an American game. This provoked a violent rage in the Canadians, until the doctor calmed them by shouting Jim Carrey's name. The Canadians began listing various Canadian comedians.
Mrs. Williams asked if this would go on forever, and the doctor replied in the affirmative. Once they had run out of Canadians to talk about, they would begin to claim other people and things that weren't actually Canadian. The male Canadian then claimed the Rock was Canadian. The doctor refuted this, prompting a violent rage in the Canucks, forcing Mrs. Williams to restrain them and allow the doctor to escape. All alone, Mrs. Williams began to break down into tears after being told the Moon was Canadian.
==Notes==
*The vaccine appeared in a sketch in a 2021 episode of "This Hour Has 22 Minutes".Heard of that new vaccine out of Canada? - 22Minutes @22_Minutes - 1 February 2021 - Twitter - Retrieved 1 February 2021Heard of that new vaccine out of Canada? | 22 Minutes - 22Minutes - 1 February 2021 - YouTube - Retrieved 1 February 2021
== Appearances ==
* This Hour Has 22 Minutes
==References==
Category:Vaccines
Category:Television vaccines