The Art of Despair

"The Art of Despair" is a high quality article from the King for Another Day Tournament MOJO!!.
==Summary==
DJ Professor K and Law & Disorder reach the end of their battle. While Phoenix retires for the night, Monokuma stays behind with Professor K, intent on bringing a spectacular conclusion to their rivalry. To Monokuma's surprise, Professor K instead concedes, branding Monokuma as the "winner" to their conflict. Frustrated with such an unexciting outcome, Monokuma gives Professor K a remote he claims will destroy his "real body", and temps him to activate it. Professor K refuses to stoop to Monokuma's level and leaves, claiming to have "already gotten [his] win".
==Transcript==
Phoenix: … (Wow, that battle was tough… thought it would never end…)
*Monokuma giggles* 
Phoenix: (*sigh*… Just a little longer before this is all over…)
*Phoenix leaves. Monokuma and Professor K sit together, alone. Professor K is holding his microphone, twidling with the on/off switch. Click, click, click, click. Monokuma looks at Professor K gleefully. *
*Click, click, click, click, click.*
*Click, click, click.*
*Professor K gets up to leave.*
*Monokuma throws Professor K a loaded gun.*
*Professor K throws the gun aside.*
*Monokuma throws Professor K a small remote with a single red button on it labeled “KA-BOOM!”.*
*Silence. Monokuma trembles with pleasure. Professor K’s finger hovers over the button.*
*Professor K carefully places the remote down.*
*Professor K starts off to his room.*
*Professor K looks at his microphone. It’s the same one he’s used his entire career. Professor K smiles at it.*
*He turns around.*
*Professor K goes off to bed, twirling his microphone between his fingers.*