Shrek Bombing Squadron

The 'Shrek Bombing Squadron', or the 'German Bombing Squad' was the name given to the annual event by The Meme Council at the end of every school year at AHHS.
== Origin ==
Meme Lord had started the tradition at the end of Freshman year. Annually, Abington Heights has a final day of school the following week, a halfday on a Wednesday. Since barely anybody goes to school this last day, and teachers couldn't care less, students basically just got to walk around aimlessly until the bell rang. Thus, wanting to instill a little chaos, the Council members gathered and began the tradition.
Meme Lord, Sly Frog Fry, The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder, Grumpy Cat the Elf, Spooderman the No U King, and The Booper participated in this first event, Paddington 2 Woodenscottish and Alex participating temporarily. The idea was simple and quiet childish: make a bunch of paper airplanes and just throw them everywhere in unison, move to the next room, and repeat. Thus a theme was made; obviously, they had to be Germans, and guess exactly where that led to. So next thing you knew, six people were making paper airplanes in mass quantities and drawing little swastikas on the wings and throwing them all over the school, packing smaller ones into the spines of the larger ones so they'd actually "bomb" the locations. 
The event went surprisingly well with zero interference, as the Squad often went into open classrooms to get more paper. Teachers in the rooms, such as Rowlands would ask why they needed his paper, to which they'd honestly answer that they "were making a German bombing squad". Rowlands famously responded "you go do that" (after even inspecting a plane). And they did. By the end at least 50 planes were made, the cafeteria being completely covered in them. Afterwards, many planes were kept, but the majority were thrown away. It was since then that this became an ongoing tradition.
Sophomore Year, the event was done again, but in a different style. Rather than regular paper, pictures of Shrek were printed out on the library printer and folded into planes. While some had the reminiscent swastikas, this is where the "Shrek bombing squad" name came from. This time, the main bombing raids were done in the SLC room, and to top it off, the administrative office actually gave the Squad massive 11x17" sheets of grid paper to use for the planes as they saw the Squad using them. Meme Lord hid one of these goliath bombers in a bush outside the entrance, its unknown what ever became of it. 
The planes for this squad were even given designations, a Vector plane even being made, and a 'Shrek-advanced x-1', a stupid-looking plane made into the shape of a B-2 bomber. This would be the last great bombing squad, unfortunately. This event was done with Sly Frog Fry, Meme Lord, The Booper, and Grumpy Cat the Elf. The Rare Meme Lord of Cinder also participated for a limited time.
Junior year was unfortunately a bust, as due to the hybrid learning schedule there wasn't a final half-day like usual. Huge rip.
Senior year would mark the final bombing squad, in which the Memebers actually got a chance to do a Squad one last time. However, this would unfortunately be the weakest one yet, only a few planes being made and solely thrown by Meme Lord and quickly discarded. A rather depressing end to this saga.
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