Road to Yemen

Road to Yemen is the sixth episode of Full Server. In it, after the house burns down, some of the Full Server gang go on a road trip to Yemen to find Changler. 
==Transcript==
Whatever happened to predictability.
The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?
How did I get to living here?
Somebody tell me please!
This old world's confusing me.
With clouds as mean as you've ever seen
Ain't a bird who knows your tune.
Then a little voice inside you Whispers,
Kid don't sell your dreams, so soon
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto.
Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There's a place, of Somebody who needs you
Everywhere you look.
When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home.
Everywhere you look.
Everywhere you look.
[Generic music plays as we see stock footage of the city. Cut to the Full Server kitchen. The audience applauds and cheers.]
Zoltan: Babe I love you.
SpongeBot: Aww I love you too.
Zoltan: Now start making lunch, woman.
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: Alright, fine. I’ll make you some cooked sheep.
Zoltan: YAY
[SpongeBot starts cooking lunch]
Suzy Sheep: what the hell
SpongeBot: I don’t think it is supposed to be alive. Eh, it’s probably still edible.
[Laugh track]
Suzy Sheep: STOP! IT HURTS!
SpongeBot: Aww… It’s so cute!
Suzy Sheep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SpongeBot: Maybe if I throw fire on it it will stop screaming.
[SpongeBot throws fire at her]
Suzy Sheep: OH MY GOD I AM DYING BUT I AM ALREADY DEAD
SpongeBot: Shut up, and be food!
[Laugh track]
Suzy Sheep: nusdofizfsöedhőzfsedö8bzaefs9pbr5t3q97253bt9732rtbasl7téfsab8tfasé afshizhfasizafésfas8éasf őasáfdä[đíß€´¨äđ[€[äßđ[äáp9fsää[ászá253
[Suzy Sheep dies]
SpongeBot: Finally, it stopped.
[The stove starts burning]
SpongeBot: oops
[Laugh track]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear. SpongeBot has started a fire!
Zoltan: SHUT YOUR WHORE ASS MOUTH
SpongeBot: QUICK, POUR SOME WATER ON IT!!
Zoltan: I got GGJ, if you want it.
[Jess walks in.]
Jess: Hey all, Jess he- woah fire ahoy!
SpongeBot: We’re kind of in the middle of a house crisis right now, Jess! HELP!
Jess: Sorry I never went to school for fire safety so you’re kinda on your own here.
SpongeBot: [sighs] Oh my God… 
[The fire alarm goes off.]
Bot: Alright, everyone evacuate!
[Cut to the entire Full Server family standing outside the Full Server house, which isn’t even a house anymore because it has burned down.]
Pluto: It’s amazing none of us were harmed.
[Suddenly, a loud “Hoopla!” is heard from the building.]
Pluto: Oh god oh fuck
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear, CrazySponge has died.
Zoltan: There’s an entire series about that. You should read it.
Jess: So, what do we do now?
Zoltan: We should call someone to rebuild the house.
Jess: Let’s call Daddy Pig!
Pluto: Oh my God! You always find a way to make everything about Daddy Pig!
Jess: No seriously, we should call Daddy Pig. He’s a qualified structural engineer.
Zoltan: Okay. Bot, call Daddy Pig!
Bot: I thought I was just a woman whose only purpose in life is to make food in the kitc-
Zoltan: CALL DADDY PIG!
[laugh track]
SpongeBot: *starts pushing numbers on her phone* Hi, Daddy Pig!
Daddy Pig: *on the phone* Is it Easter?
SpongeBot: No…
Daddy Pig: *phone* Then what do you want?
SpongeBot: Can you fix our house? It kind of… burned down.
Daddy Pig: *phone* Of course! I am a bit of an expert at building!
SpongeBot: Great! *hangs up the phone* Well that was easy.
Zoltan: Now what?
CartoonGuy: Let’s go on a road trip!
Jess: Ignacio, our house just burned down.
[laugh track]
CartoonGuy: ROAD TRIP!
SpongeBot: To…?
Zoltan: Yemen.
[Laugh track]
CartoonGuy: ROAD TRIP TO YEMEN!!
SpongeBot: You can’t be serious.
Zoltan: I’m as serious as Suzy Sheep’s death.
Jess: Technically doesn’t this mean Suzy Sheep caused our house to burn down?
Zoltan: I guess.
SpongeBot: She’s going to haunt us forever!
Aaron: Oh my God, what happened?
Zoltan: Oh hey Aaron, I forgot you existed.
Aaron: I was listening to Music.
Purple: Say there Caldwell, why do you snigger?
I snigger from all the niggling chiggers!
The snigger was triggered by niggling chiggers?
Indeed it was, now my sniggers grow bigger.
Sounds like you need a drink, take a swig from this jigger!
CartoonGuy: ooh slurs
Purple: Actually, for your information, Ignacio, they weren’t slurs. Snigger is an alternative way of saying snicker, which means chuckle. Niggling means annoying, and a chigger is a tropical flea. And a jigger is simply just a small, round metal container used for measuring strong alcoholic drinks, or the amount of alcohol that this container holds.
Aaron: Alright I think we get the point, Joel, you’re a racist.
Purple: I AM NOT A RACIST! I’m just an ironic racist!
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: I can’t believe I’m saying this, but can we just go to Yemen already?
Zoltan: Pack your bags everyone, we’re going to Yemen!
SpongeBot: Zoltan, all our stuff burned down in the house. All I have left with me is my phone, which I only have three pirated shows I can watch o- OH MY GOD THERE'S BRAND NEW BUBBLE GUPPIES WEEKENDS FROM 9 ON NICK JR UK!
Zoltan: [slaps the phone out of SpongeBot’s hand] NO PIRACY!
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: So this is gonna be like one of those cartoon episodes, huh?
Zoltan: Yup! And you’re going to drive!
SpongeBot: But then I can’t watch 5star while on the road!
Zoltan: TOO BAD!
SpongeBot: But I wanted to watch home and awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
[laugh track]
Zoltan: You can watch it when Daddy Pig finishes rebuilding the house.
SpongeBot: Fine.
Zoltan: Wait, you drank LOTS of alcohol, right?
SpongeBot: As always.
Zoltan: Great! Let’s go!
[Cut to everyone in a stolen RV with their things, with SpongeBot ready to drive]
Jess: Wait, stolen? Since when?
Zoltan: Since now.
[Laugh track. SpongeBot turns on the engine and starts driving along the road]
Jess: And the road trip has begun! Ooh ooh, can we sing the road trip song from SpongeBob?
Pluto: No honey, we’d get copyright claimed by Viacom.
Jess: DAMN IT!
[Laugh track]
Pluto: But we can sing the Hot Diggity Dog song from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse!
Jess: How about a compromise and we sing the Peppa Pig theme song?
Pluto: Fine by me.
Jess: Alright then. I'm Peppa Pig. [oinks]
SpongeBot: I'm not playing along, I need to focus on driving.
CartoonGuy: This is my little brother George. [farts]
Jess: Did you fart instead of oink like a normal person?
CartoonGuy: Hey I had to get it out somehow.
Zoltan: NO FART JOKES!
CartoonGuy: What's wrong with pedo jokes?
Zoltan: Okay those are fine.
[Laugh track, Zoltan’s phone starting ringing.]
Zoltan: Zoltan City, what’s your favorite color?
Daddy Pig: (on phone) Hi, it’s Daddy Pig. So er, I’ve just run the numbers and to build your new house I’ll require one thousand, eight hundred quid per square meter.
Zoltan: Don’t worry Daddy Pig I can give you all of Bot’s mon- I mean my money.
Daddy Pig: Cool, thank you for your patronage. Your new house should be finished in around one year, with an additional year prior to that for research and pre-planning.
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: WOAH WOAH WOAH!
Daddy Pig: What? You can’t expect me to build an entire house in one episode!
Zoltan: YOU NEED TO SPEED UP!
Daddy Pig: Speed up? I mean… you could always buy our fast track pass.
[Zoltan turns to SpongeBot.]
SpongeBot: Fuck it.
Daddy Pig: Thank you. Your house will be completed in twenty two minutes, half an hour if you include the ad break.
Zoltan: Thanks Daddy Pig. (hangs up)
Jess: Daddy Pig is so nice.
Zoltan: I know, right? I hope we don’t end up in Slovenia.
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: Wait what is that on the road the-
[SpongeBot runs over someone]
Zoltan: WHAT THE?!
Jess: What was that?!
SpongeBot: I thought it was Big Bird but then I realised it was Ned Flanders.
[Laugh track]
Zoltan: Oh okay.
[Laugh track]
Jess: I forgot he was a character in the series.
[Cut to Ned Flanders on the road]
Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho, car that ran over me.
[Laugh track as he dies. Cut back to the family in the car.]
Jess: Are we almost at Yemen?
SpongeBot: No idea, I am drunk as fuck right n-
[SpongeBot collapses on the wheel. Laugh track.]
Jess: OH GOD OH FUCK WE’VE LOST HER!
Zoltan: Yeah, and?
[Laugh track]
Jess: NO ONE’S DRIVING THE CAR!
Zoltan: I don’t really see how that’s a problem.
CartoonGuy: HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS?!
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Zoltan: Okay, who here knows how to drive?
Jess: I don't know how to drive, sorry.
Zoltan: YOU DO NOW!
[Zoltan pushes SpongeBot out of the driver's seat and puts Jess there instead. Laugh track]
Jess: We're all gonna die.
Zoltan: JUST DRIVE!
Jess: Okay okay fine.
[Zoltan’s phone rings again and he picks up the call]
Zoltan: Bruh
Jasbre: Is your refrigerator running?
Zoltan: JASBRE THE BLACK FUCK? I thought you died!
Jasbre: I AM NOT A BLACK DUCK! That's it. [hangs up, laugh track. Sirens are heard from behind]
Jess: Uh oh.
Pluto: What is it wife?
Jess: I hear sirens.
SpongeBot: [suddenly waking up] FUCK! IT’S THE POLICE! I’M NOT A PIRATE I SWEAR!
[laugh track]
Zoltan: JESS GO FASTER FASTER FASTER!
Pluto: I KNOWNRED FASTER THE RED FASTER
Jess: We're gonna die if I go any faster!
Zoltan: DEATH IS INEVITABLE, JUST FLOOR IT!
[Jess pushes the gas pedal harder, making the speedometer go up to 70 miles per hour. I don't know what that is in kilometers because I can't be asked to look it up]
SpongeBot: Awesome, now I can finally watch Channel 5. [gets on her phone to watch Channel 5. Laugh track]
Jess: Uhh the door next to my seat just fell off. Is that normal?
SpongeBot: Yeah.
Jess: Okay thanks mum, love you.
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Do I smell smoke?
Zoltan: FUCK
Jess: Okay uh, I think at this point we should just jump ship and ditch the vehicle.
Pluto: I think I even SEE the smoke now.
SpongeBot: Why does Peppa Pig have a new voice actor?
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Yeah ditching the vehicle doesn't sound dangerous at all.
[They all start hearing a sizzling noise]
Zoltan: We need to get out NOW!
Jess: Okay, on the count of three. One… two… THREE!
[Everyone jumps out of the vehicle at once, which is now tumbling to its demise]
Pluto: Ouch that hurt a shit ton. Where are we anyway?
[They all look up to see a sign that says “Bienvenue en France bande de connards”. Laugh track]
Zoltan: Well that's not very nice. Also fuck we’re in France.
Jess: NOOOOOOOO
Pluto: Jessica! You were supposed to take us to Yemen!
Jess: Fuck! I knew I should have taken a left at that junction! Sorry guys.
SpongeBot: I guess we're gonna have to go to Yemen by foot.
Pluto: Which way even is Yemen?
SpongeBot: Beats me. Also I think SpongeBob has schizophrenia.
Zoltan: STOP WATCHING CHANNEL 5 AND BE A GOOD WIFE!
[Laugh track]
SpongeBot: Sowwy.
[SpongeBot turns off her phone]
Zoltan: Good wife.
[Zoltan’s phone starts ringing and he picks it up]
Zoltan: Hello, I’m Zoltan City and I remember it so you don’t have to!
Daddy Pig: Okay, the house is finished!
Zoltan: HOORAY!
Daddy Pig: But I think there were some issues…
Zoltan: It can’t be that bad.
Daddy Pig: Hold on, I’ll just text you something.
[Daddy Pig texts Zoltan a picture of the new house. It is upside down.]
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear. Daddy Pig has built the house the wrong way round.
Zoltan: WHAT THE FUCK DADDY PIG?! DO YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA?!
[laugh track]
Daddy Pig: It wasn’t my fault! It was the blueprints, I swear!
Zoltan: THEN REBUILD IT!
Daddy Pig: Okay, but that will cost-
Zoltan: I DON’T CARE! HERE’S MY WIFE’S MON- I mean my money.
Daddy Pig: Cool, thanks! Just Apple Pay me the money and I’ll get it sorted soon.
Zoltan: But I use Android.
Daddy Pig: Bye!
Zoltan: Bye.
[Zoltan hangs up the phone. Cut to the group walking down a French highway.]
CartoonGuy: (singing) Ma sono di nuovo per strada, sono di nuovo per strada. Sono talmente stufo di piangere Ma sono di nuovo per strada. Sono di nuovo per strada.
Zoltan: Shut up you Italian fuck!
[laugh track]
Zoltan: Thanks to JESS, we’re lost in the middle of France! That’s the worst country there is!
SpongeBot: Wait, don’t you know someone in France we could ask for help, Zoltan?
Zoltan: Nope, I do not know anyone who lives in France whatsoever.
[Laugh track.]
Jess: No, I swear there was someone you know who lives here. I can’t remember his name though, it was like… France Man or something.
French Guy: Bonjour les baisers!
Zoltan: Oh my God it’s him again.
[laugh track]
SpongeBot: Oh French Guy, long time no see! Could you help us? See, we’re in a bit of a bother. We were trying to go to Yemen, but accidentally ended up in Paris.
French Guy: Vous vous êtes retrouvé à Paris en essayant de vous rendre au Yémen? Oh, c'est un cornichon en effet!
SpongeBot: Um, what did he say?
Zoltan: He said “fuck you”.
[Laugh track.]
French Guy: Get out of this country. I don’t want any British bastards here. This place is for the French only!
Jess: But we’re not British. We’re um… Australian.
CartoonGuy: G’day mate. Nice day for a barbie, eh?
French Guy: I do not give le fuck.
SpongeBot: Can you at least give us a car or something?
French Guy: I am going to tell you one more time. Get. Out. Of. This. Country. Your teeth are all missing!
SpongeBot: *sigh* Fine.
[SpongeBot jumps into French Guy’s car that appears out of nowhere]
SpongeBot: EVERYONE GET IN THE CAR!
French Guy: WHAT LE?!
[The whole family gets into the car]
Jess: Okay, I’ve played Mario Kart before so I’ll drive again.
Zoltan: Okay but if you take us to France again you’re fucking dead to me.
[Jess slams down on the accelerator and drives off.]
Jess: Oops I think I just hit someone.
French Guy: OW MY FUCKING LEG!
Jess: (yelling out the window) Sorry! Hope I didn’t break anything!
French Guy: MY LIFE IS LE FUCKING PAIN!
[Cut to Daddy Pig rebuilding the house]
Daddy Pig: [looking at the blueprint again] Hmm… it's upside down. Well when I built it right side up they complained so I'm sure it'll be fine.
[The camera pans to the neighbouring house, where Phil lives]
Phil: So for how long will you stay here?
Luis: Until Daddy Pig rebuilds the house and our family members come back from Yemen.
Phil: And when is that?
Luis: Hopefully today.
Phil: Thank God.
Luis: Maybe tomorrow, maybe next week.
Phil: I hate my life.
[Cut back to Jess driving the family straight down the middle of an empty open field somewhere.]
Zoltan: Daughter, are we there yet?
Jess: Hold on, let me check.
[Jess stops the car and checks the map.]
Jess: Okay so… we’ve arrived somewhere.
[Jess pulls the map down to reveal the Slovenian flag right in front of them.]
Jess: Huh, what kind of pride flag is that?
Zoltan: YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK US TO SLOVENIA!
[laugh track]
CartoonGuy: Isn’t this where Prim is?
SpongeBot: Why the fuck is Prim in Slovenia?
CartoonGuy: Don’t ask questions.
Zoltan: Wait, why is there a dead cat in the middle of the road?
Jess: Oh no I hope I didn’t run over a cat.
Zoltan: Ugh, now I’m horny.
CartoonGuy: Wait, I think it’s moving.
[The cat wakes up, revealing he’s Prim]
Jess: HOLY FUCK! PRIM! YOU’RE BACK!
Prim: hELLO! Waiiiiiit, is that you, SpogneBot?
SpongeBot: Prim?!
Zoltan: oh shit
[laugh track]
Prim: Bot my lovely wife, please tell me that Elmo 3 is still alive!
SpongeBot: He is. And now there’s an Elmo 4 and 5.
Prim: I don’t remember them being born.
SpongeBot: Oh, funny story actually. Heh, you’re gonna laugh when you hear this. They were born after I married Zoltan.
Prim: YOU WHAT?!
SpongeBot: I thought you died and-
Prim: I can’t believe it! You cheated on me!
SpongeBot: I thought we broke up!
Prim: Oh right.
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Chaaaaaaaanging the subject, we need to get to Yemen.
Prim: Yemen? Then how the hell did you end up in Slovenia?
CartoonGuy: Don’t ask questions.
Prim: Well… luckily for you all I know exactly how to get to Yemen!
Jess: This is plot convenience at its finest.
CartoonGuy: Don’t ask questions.
Prim: I’d be more than happy to drive you all to Yemen… on one condition.
Pluto: Great! What’s the condition?
Prim: My bitch-ass cheating ex-wife isn’t coming.
[Pause.]
Zoltan: That seems fair to me.
SpongeBot: WHAT?!
[Cut to the car driving off. SpongeBot is hiding in the car’s trunk, the door keeps repeatedly opening and closing.]
Prim: We should get to Yemen in… five days give or take.
Jess: Can’t you just use a golden mushroom or something?
Prim: Oh right you play Mario Kart too. I do have a few in the trunk.
SpongeBot: FUCK
[Laugh track; cut to the rest of the family inside Phil’s house]
Purple: Black people.
PoopFan: I agree.
[Laugh track]
Elmo 4: Wait, where are mommy and daddy and Jess and Pluto and CartoonGuy?
Elmo 3: I think they left us here.
Elmo 4: Noo! *starts crying*
Elmo 5: *autism noises*
Elmo 3: I hate my family.
[Laugh track, cut back to Prim]
Prim: [in the trunk] Alright now where are those golden mushrooms? Why do I see a woman's ass? [shrugs] I've seen weirder in my life. There’s the golden mushrooms. [He eats one] AWGOOGAWOOGAWOOGAWOOOOOOO
Jess: Prim are you fucking high?
Prim: yes
[Laugh track. Prim gets back in the driver's seat and they end up in another country]
Jess: FINALLY YEMEN!
[They see a pizza place]
Jess: FUCK! Where did you even take us Prim?
Prim: I have no idea how to drive to Yemen so I just went to Italy instead. 
[laugh track]
Zoltan: WHAT THE HELL?! YOU SAID YOU KNEW HOW TO GET TO YEMEN!
Prim: I lied and I like lasagna. Let's go inside.
Zoltan: oh okay
SpongeBot: I hate long journeys like these, speaking from experience.
Prim: Wait, SpongeBot?! How the fuck did you get here?
SpongeBot: I um… I’m not SpongeBot. I am… I don’t know who I am but I’m not SpongeBot.
Prim: Ah sorry for the mixup.
[They go inside the pizza place, and the Italian national anthem plays]
CartoonGuy: Ah yes. Finally some REAL music!
[Suddenly world-famous rugby player Jarvis Zagna walks in. The audience applauds and cheers.]
Jarvis Zagna: Oh my god! Son, you came home!
[Jarvis hugs CartoonGuy.]
Jarvis Zagna: I’ve missed you so much!
CartoonGuy: Dad! Not in front of my friends!
[Jarvis puts his son down.]
Jarvis Zagna: Oh, sorry. Are these your friends!
Jess: We’re the Full Server gang!
Pluto: We are not a gang.
Jarvis Zagna: So… what brings you all to Italy? You here for the lasagna?
Prim: Yes.
Pluto: No.
Zoltan: You see I wanted food so I asked my darling wife SpongeBot to make us a meal so she started cooking Suzy Sheep but she accidentally started a fire and the Full Server house burned down so we called Daddy Pig to help rebuild it and decided to go on a road trip to Yemen instead so SpongeBot started driving but got really drunk so Jess took over but she’s an idiot so the car exploded and we ended up in Paris where we stole French Guy’s car and got lost in Slovenia where we found Prim who we thought was dead but no he was just in Slovenia and Prim said he knew how to get to Yemen so he started driving us but he lied and he took us to Italy because he wanted lasagna and now we’re here.
[laugh track]
Jarvis Zagna: Hmm, it seems that you guys are in a bit of a pickle. How about I help you guys out?
SpongeBot: PLEASE.
Jarvis Zagna: I’ve got an autograph signing in like an hour, but we should be able to get to Yemen before then, right?
Zoltan: suuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeee
CartoonGuy: Ooh! Can I please drive while you read out the directions, Dad?!
Jarvis Zagna: Of course, son. But next time you’re visiting you and I are showering together.
[laugh track]
CartoonGuy: Deal!
[CartoonGuy gets into the car]
CartoonGuy: Everyone come in!
Pluto: Whew! Finally! We’re actually going to Yemen this time!
Prim: I’m staying here to eat some lasagna. You guys go on without me.
Jess: Oh… um, okay. Bye Prim!
Prim: Meow motherfuckers.
[Everyone except Prim hops in the car and the car drives off.]
Jess: Um, guys? I think I need the toilet.
[laugh track]
Zoltan: OH MY GOD JESS! WHY DIDN’T YOU GO IN ITALY?!
Jess: I DIDN’T NEED TO GO IN ITALY!
Zoltan: WE’VE ONLY JUST LEFT!
CartoonGuy: Just piss out the window or something.
Jess: oh okay
[laugh track]
Jarvis Zagna: Yemen’s the country with the pyramids, right?
[One car ride later oh my god. The car pulls up somewhere.]
CartoonGuy: I have no idea how I drove here since I'm only thirteen but here we are.
French Guy: BONJOUR AGAIN CONNARDS!
Jess: OH MY GOD WE’RE IN FRANCE AGAIN!
[laugh track]
Zoltan: WHEN IS THIS EPISODE ENDING OH MY GOD
French Guy: Quoi?
SpongeBot: End it. End it already.
French Guy: So… how was Yemen?
SpongeBot: Funny thing, we haven’t actually gotten there yet.
French Guy: Ha! Perdants!
Jess: Look, French Guy, I know we haven’t been the nicest to you recently… but could you please finally help us get to Yemen?
French Guy: You stole my car earlier!
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Great! Can you take us to Yemen then?
French Guy: *sigh* Fine, if you guys can buy me a baguette later, I may be able to help you get to le Yémen.
Jess: THANK YOU!
French Guy: Now, where is my voiture?
CartoonGuy: Well we may have kind of damaged it a little…
[Pan over to French Guy’s car… which is completely destroyed.]
French Guy: Oh le fucking God.
[laugh track]
SpongeBot: You can still drive it, right?
French Guy: *sigh* I’ll try.
[Cut to the car FINALLY arriving at Yemen]
French Guy: Well, you are finally here. I can leave now. [stops existing]
Zoltan: God I hate that guy.
Jess: But guys, look! We’re in Yemen!
[The live studio audience cheers.]
Pluto: And look! It’s the Sira Castle!
Jarvis Zagna: The what?
SpongeBot: It’s the Poundland Eiffel Tower.
Zoltan: FINALLY! WE’RE IN YEMEN!
[Zoltan starts doing a victory dance.]
Zoltan: OH YEAH! WE’RE IN YEMEN! OH YEAH!
Jarvis Zagna: Wait, guys. If you don’t mind me asking… why did you want to come to Yemen anyway?
[Pause.]
SpongeBot: I don’t know. I didn’t think we’d get this far.
[laugh track]
Zoltan: We came all the way to Yemen to find Changler!
SpongeBot: Zoltan, I hate to break this to you… but Changler isn’t a real person. He’s a fictional character from the hit sitcom Friends.
[laugh track]
Zoltan: WHAT?!
SpongeBot: Yeah, sorry.
Zoltan: THIS MEANS WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO FIND CHANGLER, AND HE DOESN’T EVEN EXIST?
Jess: Oh no.
Zoltan: B-BUT CHANGLER HAS TO EXIST! SAYING CHANGLER DOESN’T EXIST IS LIKE SAYING DADDY PIG DOESN’T EXIST!
Jess: But Daddy Pig does exist!
Zoltan: I HATE THIS. WE ARE GOING BACK HOME.
Pluto: Well this was fun. Kind of.
SpongeBot: *sigh* Get in the car, everyone.
Jess: Aw, come on! Can’t we stay in Yemen just for a little bit? I want to see if they have a Cex!
Zoltan: Nope, we are going home.
Jess: *sigh* Okay… goodbye Yemen! We’ll miss you!
[Cut to Daddy Pig finishing the house]
Daddy Pig: Okay, I think it’s almost done…
[The car arrives at the house]
Daddy Pig: Oh, hey guys!
[Everyone gets out of the car]
SpongeBot: That was the worst trip ever.
Jarvis Zagna: Um guys, you were supposed to drop me off back at Italy, remember?
CartoonGuy: oops
[Laugh track]
Daddy Pig: Well you’re here just in time! The house is finished!
[Shot of the new Full Server house. It is exactly the same as it was before. The audience cheers.]
Zoltan: Wow, Daddy Pig, it’s beautiful!
Daddy Pig: I know, right? Just like me.
Jess: Well, it’s definitely a house.
CartoonGuy: I like it.
Daddy Pig: Great! Then I’m going back home.
Pluto: Wait, do you want to take Suzy Sheep’s dead body with you?
Daddy Pig: Oh, yes! Of course!
[Laugh track]
Pluto: Well, here it is.
[Pluto gives the body to Daddy Pig]
Daddy Pig: Thank you, now goodbye!
Jess: Bye Daddy Pig!
[Daddy Pig goes home]
SpongeBot: So… should we call Luis and the others back?
CartoonGuy: Nah, it will be funny to see how long it takes for them to realize the house has been rebuilt.
[laugh track]
Pluto: So that was a road trip.
Jess: It indeed was.
SpongeBot: Now, let’s all go back, and let’s watch Home and Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Jarvis Zagna: Can I watch Home and Awayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too?
Zoltan: no
[Laugh track. Everyone goes back into the house as happy music plays. The audience applauds and cheers as the credits roll, but then suddenly there is a post-credit scene, where Prim is still in the pizzeria at night.]
Prim: Wow, I can’t believe I ate here until it was night!
[Suddenly an animatronic appears]
Animatronic: roar
Prim: Oh no.
[Prim gets jumpscared and fucking dies. Cut to the Full Server road trippers telling the rest of the Full Server about their trip.]
Zoltan: -and that was our trip to Yemen!
[pause]
Vanessa: How the hell did you drive from France to Saudi Arabia?
[Laugh track. The end.]
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