Pampy's Lovely World

Pampy's Lovely World is the fourteenth episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show, and the fourth episode of the second season. It was written by thatjess and released on 2022.
The episode is a crossover with the World of Pampers character Pampy, who was originally set to star in a 2020 Cut-Out series of the same name. However this series was ultimately scrapped for this one-off episode of The SpongeBob and Daddy Pig Show released as an April Fools' joke. As the name of the episode would suggest, the character of Pampy and the episode itself are parodies of the Stampy's Lovely World YouTube series.
== Transcript ==
[Exterior shot of a large crudely-constructed wooden mansion. A blocky blue starfish steps out onto the balcony of one of the bedrooms as royalty free music plays in the background.]
Pampy: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS PAMPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEECRAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT’SSSSSSSSSSS PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY VIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[Pampy turns around and steps back into the bedroom.]
Pampy: And today, in this video, I am going to be joined byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Jeffrey Epstein!
[Jeffrey Epstein enters the room.]
Pampy: Good morning Jeffrey Epstein!
Jeffrey Epstein: I am a pedophile.
Pampy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO TRUE! Do you have my breakfast, Jeffrey?
Jeffrey Epstein: I am a pedophile.
Pampy: LOL XD IT’S ALMOST AS FUNNY THE SECOND TIME! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, but seriously do you have my breakfast or not because I’m a hungry ma-
[Jeffrey Epstein pulls a cake out from behind his back and throws it into Pampy’s face and down his throat. Pampy swallows and burps.]
Pampy: Ah, thank you Jeffrey!
Jeffrey Epstein: You are very welcome.
[The two start walking down the hallway and out to Pampy’s garden.]
Pampy: But anyway, today in this video we are going to do what we always do, and that is go over to my MAP garden and see who we are going to be adding to it today. And today, we are adding ZOLTAN40 to the MAP garden! And that is because he sent me a very lovely letter the other day. He said “WHITE POWER DEATH TO MUSLIMS”, and I just thought that that was so FUNNY and so TRUE that I just HAD to add him to my MAP garden! So, Zoltan40, thank you for your message and WELCOME to my MAP garden! Now, let’s go to the doghouse and see which dog will be joining us today! Anyway, Jeffrey Epstein, let’s head over to my Lovely World town which is where we are going to be building today!
[Cut to Pampy and Jeffrey Epstein on an empty plot of land in the Pampy’s Lovely World town surrounded by building materials.]
Jeffrey Epstein: So, what are we going to be building today, Pampy?
Pampy: Well, I am VERY glad you asked, Jeffrey Epstein! Today we are going to be building a strip club!
Jeffrey Epstein: 😲
Pampy: Alright, let’s start building then!
French Narrator: Two hours later…
[Cut to two hours later where the two have made zero progress.]
Jeffrey Epstein: okay it’s clear that we have no idea how to build
Pampy: I know… I think we might have to call in backup. It’s a shame we don’t know anyone who’s a qualified structural engineer or something…
Jeffrey Epstein: Yeah…
[Cut to Daddy Pig and Mr. Bull showing up at the construction site.]
Mr. Bull: YOU WANT US TO BUILD A WHAT?!
Daddy Pig: Ho-ho! This should be easy! I’m a bit of an expert at building strip clubs.
Peppa Pig Narrator: Daddy Pig is a pervert.
Pampy: So can you build it for us or not?
Mr. Bull: Of course! It will cost you though…
Jeffrey Epstein: We have OnlyFans coupons.
Daddy Pig: It’s a deal!
[Cut to the finished strip club.]
Pampy: Wow! Now THAT’S what I call a strip club.
Jeffrey Epstein: …that’s an IKEA.
[Shot of the strip club, which is actually just an IKEA.]
Daddy Pig: …shit!
Pampy: Anyway, thank you so much for watching this video! Please like, subscribe and share with ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS-
Mr. Bull: But I don’t have any friends!
Pampy: -and I’ll see you all in the next one. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
[Cut to Pampy being monitored in a psychiatric ward.] 
Pampy: -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Dr. Gill Gilliam: What are we thinking, doc?
Dr. Brown Bear: A severe case of schizophrenia, no doubt. This guy thinks he’s living in a damn Minecraft let’s play!
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