Don't Touch This Million Dollars!

Don't Touch This Million Dollars! is the season finale of .
==Story==
Leg 12 (Based off Leg 12 of The Amazing Race 23)
The race resumes at .
Nemo & Abe have started 1st.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to and take a marked boat to Grizzly Bar, where they would find their next clue.
Nemo: "For getting 1st, our tickets are close to the door."
(cf) Abe: "Your finish last leg determined your seats on the plane so the team that got last is at the way back. But since we got 1st, we are in the way front; which gives us the advantage."
Exploit: "Hey guys."
Swag: "Asia & Jojo better be eliminated."
Asia: "HEY FRIENDS!"
Abe: "I am going to get popcorn."
Hali: "This is frustrating! The entire time these 2 have been trying to make us hate Swag & Eliov so it's kind of poetic we all made it this far."
Swag: "I am going to try to distance myself from drama because otherwise, we will lose."
Nemo: "We made it this far and frankly, Exploit & Hali keep complaining, like, whatever."
Abe: "Team boring huh? Too bad their record isn't that good."
Hali: "Ok, we're getting our tickets. We are near the front but not at the way front so hopefully we nail it."
Jojo: "Boarding our last flight and we win one million dollars!"
Asia: "I have something to say. WE WILL WIN!"
Abe: "Mhm, sure."
Asia: "Thanks for the fan support...now go quit!"
Hali: "When I win the million dollars, the first thing I am doing is filing a restraining order."
Asia: "Great, I got a fat sitting beside…HEY! Don't touch this million dollars!"
Swag: "You ain't worth a penny."
Exploit: "Haha, Asia got the bad seat companion."
Flight Leaves
Flight Lands
Nemo: "We are out first luckily because we were at the front of the plane."
Hali: "Our cab needs to catch up and go faster. Come on!"
Eliov: "What in the world? Our cab's slow!"
Asia: "Lady move, your taking forever! We gotta race for a million dollars! Based off that dress, your already rich! Now go move into an isolated mansion and go away!"
Jojo: "Finally, go away."
Asia: "Ugh! We got to leave those flops in the dust."
Abe: "Ok, roadblock."
Roadblock: One team member must ride in a flying at 60 miles per hour and at least 150 feet above the ground in a supply drop exercise, dropping a bag of flour onto a target on the ground. Once they hit the target, they would receive their next clue.
Abe is doing the RB
Exploit is doing the RB
Swag is doing the RB
Asia is doing the RB
Asia: "Carrying as usual."
Abe: "This is hard."
Exploit: "I hate the wind."
Swag: "Oh no, that almost hit a person."
Asia: "Come on stupid target! go idiot thing!"
Exploit: "I missed!"
Jojo: "That hit me! Screw you ugly ugly!"
Exploit: "Never mind...BULLSEYE!"
Swag: "Come on!"
Swag gets it on the 7th try!
Swag: "Lucky 7!"
Swag finishes the RB currently in 1st place
Route Info: Teams must take a helicopter to , where they must pick a mountain guide to help them reach the face of the glacier, crossing a and going through an ice tunnel along the way. They must then use a to dig out their next clue frozen inside a glacier amongst several false clues.
Eliov: "Ok let's stay warm."
Asia gets it on the 6th try
Asia finishes the RB currently in 2nd place
Asia: "We deserve to be ahead. I took less tries."
Abe gets it on the 15th try
Abe finishes the RB currently in 3rd place.
Hali: "I should have done this one."
Exploit gets it on the 23rd try
Exploit finishes the RB currently in Last place
Hali: "We've got to catch up. There's a stupid elimination."
Swag: "Our cab is so slow, they just passed us."
Jojo: "Haha! They have a loser who is following the law. Our cab does not care."
Jojo: "Here's the helicopter. Let's go!"
Eliov: "Now they're ahead of us. That's annoying."
Asia & Jojo are on helicopter 1
Swag & Eliov are on helicopter 2
Asia: "Now we got to dig out the clue."
Eliov: "This is hard, ugh."
Swag: "I wanted to go to Hawaii, not here."
Nemo & Abe are on helicopter 3
Nemo: "We've gotta catch up."
Asia: "Here's the clue!"
Route Info: Teams must search for nearby kayaks, which they would paddle to a marked island, where they would find their next clue.
Swag: "We found a lot of fake pens, they found one fake and got it. I am done."
Exploit & Hali are on helicopter 4
Hali: "We've got to make up any time we can."
Eliov: "Another fake, are you kidding!"
Swag: "I am freezing."
Asia: "Let's paddle."
Jojo: "The water here is too cold. Do not capsize…"
Boat capsizes.
Jojo: "BRRRRRRR!"
Asia: "If your against capsizing, weigh the boat correctly, idiot!"
Abe: "We're digging."
Swag: "Finally, let's go."
Swag & Eliov are paddling currently in 2nd place
(cf) Jojo: "We knew our speed bump would likely be at the island and knowing there was an elimination, we were very nervous."
Hali: "Ok, we're landing."
Nemo: "We got it, I am a fish but we are paddling."
Exploit: "Fifth try! Let's go!"
Nemo & Abe are paddling currently in 3rd place.
Exploit & Hali are paddling currently in Last place.
Nemo: "We do not know where we are going."
Jojo: "Here's the island!"
Asia: "And our speed bump!"
Speed Bump: Asia & Jojo must plug all the holes in two kayaks before they can continue racing.
Asia: "We've got to get this done now."
Jojo: "We are in first so we've still got a chance and that's all we can ask for."
Asia: "There are only three helicopters over there, so I am guessing this is the elimination point."
(cf) Eliov: "We did not know where the island was. The one we went to was not marked so we accidentally passed it and realized it."
Nemo: "Paddle harder."
Hali: "Our boat was riding streams but we needed to find that island. We went the opposite way of Nemo & Abe because we needed to take a risk."
Abe: "They just went that way. So we're alone now."
Asia: "Ok, I got mine done."
Jojo: "My kayak is all good. let's check."
Asia & Jojo finish the speed bump currently in 1st place
(cf) Asia: "That task only took about 10 minutes and no teams came during that time."
Route info: Teams must take a helicopter back to Juneau. Once there, teams must make their way to Blueberry Hills Trailhead, where they would find their next clue. There are only 3 helicopters and it's first come, first served.
Asia & Jojo take helicopter number 1
Asia: "Let's go, woo!"
Exploit: "We made it!"
Exploit & Hali take helicopter number 2!
Hali: "Off we go!"
Nemo: "We just realized that we took a longer way to get to the island so hopefully some other team got lost."
Swag: "This is our third time passing by here. Is this it."
Eliov: "Oh, we're stupid! There it is!"
Swag & Eliov get the clue
Swag & Eliov take helicopter number 3!
Eliov: "We are off! And just in time!"
Nemo: "Ugh! We are 15 minutes away from the island. Let's paddle this way."
Asia: "We're soon gonna be there. I think I see it."
Nemo: "Oh, here's the island."
Abe: "There's Phil...not good."
Nemo & Abe, as you can see there are no more helicopters. I did say that there would be an elimination and, unfortunately, this is it.
Abe: "Making it to the final leg again, I have great records here, I am ok."
Nemo: "We worked well together and I am proud of how we did as a team."
Abe: "I have done more legs then any other racer and if this is the way it ends, I am proud."
Roadblock: The team member who did not fly in the bush plane must put together a wall of s that would spell out the names of the used in the countries they visited in chronological order. Once they had built the totem poles in the correct order, they would receive their final clue.
Jojo is doing the RB
Asia: "Ugh! I shouldn't have done the last one!"
Hali is doing the RB
Eliov is doing the RB
Jojo: "It sucks that I have to do it but, somehow we made it here, so why can we not win."
Hali: "I have felt defeated, but through it all, we never gave up. We've made it this far and I am going for it."
Eliov: "This final roadblock is a test, but I feel I can do it and this could change our lives."
Jojo: "Ok, can I go for it."
Judge: "No!"
Asia: "This idiot's putting it in random places."
(elapsed time: 2 hours)
Judge: "No!"
Hali: "Change that!"
Eliov: "Ugh! Maybe it's this?
Jojo: "I think I know it."
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
Hali: "We do not know how many are right so it makes things so hard."
Asia: "I am a geography major so I would have killed this challenge. But I did not get to do it."
Exploit: "No one cares."
Asia: "Hun, bye."
Swag: "I thought you were a bartender."
Asia: "Hun...and what are you...a mail delivery person?"
Exploit: "This is dumb. we shall win."
Asia: "Me and Jojo have done way better then…"
Swag: "You almost got eliminated like 7 times."
Asia: "Lucky 7"
Exploit: "I hate you all."
Hali: "Can I get it checked?"
Judge: "No" (2 wrong)
Hali: "Hmm. I was not sure of this one so maybe that's it? Let me double check."
Jojo: "Can I get it checked."
Judge: "Bad" (3 wrong)
Jojo: "Oh wait! I forgot what country that was. Let me go through that."
Eliov: "I think I got it!"
Judge: "Nope (1 wrong)
Eliov: "Hmm...let me revisit!"
(elapsed time: 4 hours)
Asia: "I am freezing! please let this end!"
Swag: "Eliov has got this."
Eliov: "Maybe that's it. I got it!"
Judge: "No (2 wrong)
Hali: "I am starting to think maybe it's the beginning here."
Jojo: "Oh! This one's gotta be it then. Can I get it checked!"
Asia: "Lets pray intensely!"
Judge: "YOU ARE CORRECT!"
Jojo: "YES!"
Route Info: Teams must make their way to the end of North Douglas Highway and find the Outer Point Trail to cross the Finish Line.
Exploit: "Ugh! That's obnoxious."
Asia: "Yay! We can win! let's go find the right trail!"
Jojo: "This trail."
Asia: "Jojo, that was the wrong trail. We just walked two minutes in the wrong direction!"
Eliov: "Check!"
Judge: "No (1 wring)
Swag: "Thing's just are not working out."
Asia: "We do not have time. Let's go this way! I did not even check the trail so I hope we are right."
Hali: "Oh! I think I got it!"
Judge: "Ok that's correct."
Hali finishes the RB currently in 2nd place
Exploit: "Come on! let's go, they are not too far ahead if they went the wrong way, and they did not check. I think this is it. Here's the trail and no sign of huge foot prints."
Jojo: "Come on, Asia, let's go."
Exploit: "That could be the end near there."
Eliov: "Ok, please be right!"
Eliov finishes the RB currently in Last place
Swag: "Oh my gosh! that was horrible!"
Eliov: "Well, let's run."
Asia: "I am so nervous. Come on, this way."
Exploit: "Take that right."
Hali: "I see an exit."
Jojo: "Here! I think I see it."
Hali: "Come on out this way!"
DRAMATIC MUSIC
Asia: "WOOOO!"
Other Teams: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jojo: "We are doing it!"
Asia: "Run! Here it is! Step on it!"
Asia & Jojo cross the finish line!
Asia: "Ahh!"
Bena: "Boo!"
Wasabi: "Boo!"
Samuel: "Boo!"
Asia: "Boo yourselves! You're all jealous losers anyways!"
4 continents, 12 countries, and more than 30,000 miles! Asia & Jojo, I am pleased to tell you that you are the official winners of The Amazing Race! And you have won the one million dollars! Congratulations!
Abi: "WOO! YES QUEEN!"
Other Teams: "Boo!"
Jojo: "We are so much better than everyone else."
Asia: "I said it since the beginning that we would win and everyone doubted us. I knew we would do it. I can buy a mansion and live life in luxury."
Jojo: "Our experience was amazing and we are so happy that we beat that whole tribe that has the final 4."
Hali: "Crap! They beat us here..."
Exploit: "Hey, did not think we would make it this far."
Hali: "True."
Exploit & Hali you are the second team to arrive!
Hali: "I am proud of how we did."
Exploit: "Secretly, I love Jojo and so happy he and Asia won."
Hali: "I mean, I would not be sitting here if it were not for all of our hard work so no regrets!"
Swag: "Finally! we made it."
Jojo: "Guess who's late to the party."
Swag: "Stop talking."
Asia: "NEVER!"
Eliov: "We made it!"
Swag & Eliov you are the third team to arrive!
Swag: "We did well. We almost won and we made it this far."
Asia: "But we won."
Bash: "How many non-eliminations did you have?"
Asia: "Those legs were rigged."
Phorix: "How? In what way?"
Asia: "Forks and Bags, no one cares about it. Be happy...we're giving you screen time right now."
Jojo: "Without us, you would be nobodies."
Jenn: "THIS WHOLE RACE IS RIGGED!"
Jojo: "Someone else said I won."
Jenn: "Jojo, I am better then you."
Asia: "Then why did you go home first."
Turt: "This is quite something."
Charlotte: "Remember when we beat the bullies?"
Psy: "I thought we all stopped caring about this."
Bena: "Nah! We beat the bullies."
Samuel: "You literally got carried by production like Asia & Jojo."
Jeeven: "I am the best!"
Pie: "Who are you?"
Jeeven: "Who are you?"
Abe: "Why isn't there any popcorn near by."
Nemo: "Should have saved the airport popcorn."
Swag: "We win in my book."
Hali: "I am proud. We did well."
Jojo: "Asia has something to say and since production loves us, this will be the final line of the season."
Asia: "WELCOME ALL! REMEMBER HOW WELL ME AND JOJO SLAYED! WE TOLD YOU WE WOULD WIN AND WE DID! YOU DOUBTED US BUT WE DID IT SO GET REKT FLOPS! WE WORKED HARDER THEN ALL OF YOU COMBINED AND I AM NOW A WINNER! GOODBYE FRIENDS AS I WIN! I WON! I WIN! GO ME! YAY ME!"
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from are as follows:
# Nemo & Abe
# Exploit & Hali
# Swag & Eliov
# Asia & Jojo
Since the previous leg was a no-rest leg, teams immediately departed from the Pit Stop to continue racing.
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must fly to , , . Upon arrival, teams must make their way to and take a marked boat to Grizzly Bar, where they would find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock 1 = The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock must ride in a flying at 60 miles per hour and at least 150 feet above the ground in a supply drop exercise, dropping a bag of flour onto a target on the ground. Once they hit the target, they would receive their next clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Asia & Jojo
*Exploit & Hali
*Nemo & Abe
*Swag & Eliov
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must take a helicopter to , where they must pick a mountain guide to help them reach the face of the glacier, crossing a and going through an ice tunnel along the way. They must then use a to dig out their next clue frozen inside a glacier amongst several false clues.
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must search for nearby kayaks, which they would paddle to a marked island, where they would find their next clue.
|-|Speed Bump = At the marked island, Asia & Jojo would receive their clue for their Speed Bump.
Asia & Jojo must plug all the holes in two kayaks before they can continue racing.
|-|Route Info 4 and Midpoint Elimination = Teams must take a helicopter back to Juneau. Once there, teams must make their way to Blueberry Hills Trailhead, where they would find their next clue.
This also served as an elimination point, in which the fourth team to arrive would be eliminated.
Nemo & Abe arrived last and were eliminated.
|-|Roadblock 2 = The team member who sat out of the previous Roadblock would have to perform this one. The team member must put together a wall of s that would spell out the names of the used in the countries they visited in chronological order. Once they had built the totem poles in the correct order, they would receive their final clue.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Asia & Jojo
*Exploit & Hali
*Swag & Eliov
|-|Route Info 5 and Finish Line = Teams must make their way to the end of North Douglas Highway and find the Outer Point Trail to cross the Finish Line.
</tabber>
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