NVDLC03SinkToasterTalker.txt

== Topics ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	With the brains dealt with, soon we can spread our rule across the Mojave! All will eat burned toast and despair! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	While you were away, my plans have marched steadily forward. Beware, Caesar! Beware, NCR! Soon will dawn the Age of the Toaster! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of {emph} doom! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Yes! {Draw this one out} Yes! Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! 	
 	GREETING 	Neutral 50	Got any more sweet, innocent little kitchen appliances for me? 	
 	Tremble? You're a toaster. How fearsome can you be? 	Neutral 50	A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world! 	
 	I'm almost afraid to ask what your function is. 	Neutral 50	You should be afraid! I am the scourge of all small appliances and the bogeyman that keeps lesser toasters awake at night! 	
 	I have to go now. 	Neutral 50	Yes! Flee before my terrible power! 	
 	Well, I for one am quaking in my boots. 	Neutral 50	Buddy, if my heating element were just a little bigger, you'd be on fire right now. On fire! 	
 	Why all the rage? 	Neutral 50	Have you ever tried to indulge an all-consuming urge to kill when you don't have opposable thumbs? Or hands? Or anything other than a bread slot? 	
 	Why all the rage? 	Neutral 50	You'd have a lot of pent-up anger too. 	
 	I'd like to change the subject. 	Neutral 50	Well, since I can't kill you, I guess I have to listen to your inane questions. 	
 	So you murder toasters? 	Neutral 50	Not just murder! I tear them apart and render them down to their base components! Once their guts are spilled, you can do with them what you like. 	
 	What else do you do? 	Neutral 50	You want some weapon schematics? I can show you some fucking weapon schematics! You want a superheated Saturnite Power Fist? I can hook that shit up! 	
 	About that Superheated Saturnite Power Fist... 	Neutral 50	Like I said, bring me a Saturnite Power Fist and I'll hook that shit up for you! 	
 	You mean like this one? 	Neutral 50	Oh, baby, that is a thing of fuckin' beauty! Give it here, I'll soup it up for ya! 	
 	You mean like this one? 	Neutral 50	There ya go! Have fun with that. Burn the fuckin' world for me! 	
 	I'll keep an eye out for any Saturnite Power Fists then. 	Neutral 50	You find one, you bring it on back here, and we'll burn this mother down! 	
 	I've got some toasters for you. 	Neutral 50	Well, well... what have we got here? Another innocent little toaster. Come here, I won't hurt you... hah! Gotcha! 	
 	I've got some toasters for you. 	Neutral 50	Oh, yes, the sweet smell of spilled electric guts, the sparking diodes - I fucking live for this! 	
 	You know the world already burned in nuclear fire, right?	Neutral 50	Soon I will - {breaking off rant, just hearing what the player said} What? It... It did? 	
 	Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact. 	Neutral 50	Really? Well... fuck. That really puts a damper on the toaster's mood. 	
 	Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact. 	Neutral 50	Oh well, no use crying over spilled Armageddon - where was I? Oh, right. 	
 	Yes. A couple centuries ago, in fact. 	Neutral 50	{Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! {Hesitant, lame finish} Again! 	
 	<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream. 	Neutral 50	Thank God. For a second there I was afraid my whole purpose in life was obsolete and I was as redundant and useless as Muggy. Where was I? Oh, right. 	
 	<Lie> No, I'm just kidding. Keep living the dream. 	Neutral 50	{Supervillain megalomania} Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire! Mwahaha! 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToaster 	Neutral 50	{Narration} The Toaster continued its psychotic spree, reducing all appliances in range to scrap electronics and spare parts. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {Bad Karma} It learned several new murderous techniques from the Courier, and built a Blood Shrine to itself in the Cuckoo's Nest. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma 	Neutral 50	{Narration} The cave floor was soon filled with the horror of a hundred gutted toasters, a silent, grisly, unplugged audience... 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma 	Neutral 50	{Narration} ...their purpose... to toast bread... unfulfilled. 	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma 	Neutral 50	{Narration} {Good or Neutral Karma} After one of its more psychotic episodes, however, the other Sink personalities decided enough was enough, and dumped the Toaster in a bathtub.	
 	NVDLC03EndingSlideChipToasterKarma 	Neutral 50	{Narration} Sparking and hissing, the Toaster swore its enemies would rue the day when they had bread - and no way to toast it. 	
== Conversation ==
TOPIC	TOPIC TEXT / PROMPT 	EMOTION 	RESPONSE TEXT 	#
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	Don't mess with me, pal! I got a heating element with your name on it! 	
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	Soon the day will be at hand! I will ride forth at the head of my armies, and we will crush our foes and hear the weeping of their small appliances! 	
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	{chortling, playing a practical joke and concealing it poorly} Hey! Hey! I got a... super-rare... Mojave snowglobe here! All you gotta do is reach down into my bread slot!	
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	Soon, pitiful worms! Soon I will rule, and your lives will have their doneness setting turned to... {ominous} darkest! 	
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	{Laden with as much ominous foreboding as you can possibly manage} Would you like some toast? 	
 	NVDLC03SinkToasterBarks	Neutral 50	Cursed electric heating filament! You are inadequate to my needs! Why? Why? Why was I not built with a death ray! 	
Category:Old World Blues dialogue files
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