Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy Abridged

Wings of Fire: The Dragonet Prophecy, but it's abridged by a fire emblem loving pokeball.
Actually, I will do more. Just going to do them out of order.
I won't be doing Escaping Peril because Sunset is doing it! She's doing a great job!!
For The Lost Heir Abridged, click here.
<tabber>Prologue=Hvitur: i have a skywing egg in my talons
Burn: crap let's kill him
Hvitur: oh crap
Pokeball: so far, this page has said crap like three times lol
Burn: die but first (takes egg) imma yeet it off the cliff (yeets skywing egg) YEET
Hvitur: OH CRAP
Burn: (grabs Hvitur) die (yeets him off the cliff)
Hvitur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ded
Kestrel: i should've stolen the egg myself
Webs: let's fill a prophecy
Kestrel: and raise these stupid worms
Webs: ok yes
|-|Part One: Under The Mountain=Kestrel: imma yeet some fire at clay
Clay: dont fight me
Kestrel: (breathes fire at clay) sorry
Clay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tsunami: imma bite your tail (bites Kestrel's tail)
Kestrel: this isn't roblox dragons' life
Tsunami: idc
Kestrel: whatever lol
Starflight: im reading
Sunny: why do i not have a barb
Glory: why does everyone hate me
Clay: ok let's play
Sunny: ok IM OASIS LALALALALALA I HAVE TREASURE SO NOBODY CAN KILL ME BOW TO ME EVERY EXISTING DRAGON HEHEHE
Starflight: lol
Clay: i want to escape
Tsunami: ok
Clay: let's get in the water
Tsunami: ok
Kestrel: morrowseer is coming today
Webs: but what about glory
Dune: yeah
Kestrel: kill her
Tsunami: CRAP THEY'RE GOING TO KILL GLORY
Clay: oh no
Starflight: crap
Pokeball: the next day which the night was obviously so boring
Morrowseer: omg a rainwing that's not part of the prophecy she's totally unworthy
Glory: ok i've been told this a zillion times already
Morrowseer: die seawing
Sunny: wait this isn't roblox but bites morrowseer's tail
Morrowseer: CRAP
Starflight: imma just watch this epic fortnite battle
Morrowseer: private audience starflight also fortnite sucks and is dead
Starflight: yes
Pokeball: definitely
Dune: for some reason it's suddenly night so go to bed
Kestrel: no sleeping in the water tsunami
Tsunami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pokeball: sometime later when the dragonets are asleep and then tsunami and clay are in the water
Kestrel: let's kill glory
Dune: yes morrowseer hates us
Tsunami: CRAP THEY'RE GOING TO KILL GLORY
Clay: yeah so let's swim
Tsunami: ok
Pokeball: so clay swam for a bit until he didn't anymore
Clay: oooh white stuff
Pokeball: then it poisoned his scales
Clay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tsunami: i secretly stalked you and now imma help you
Clay: ok
Tsunami: ooh a waterfall
Clay: look a scavenger
Scarlet: imma yeet myself into the story and kill the scavenger (kills the scavenger)
Clay: OMG IT'S QUEEN SCARLET
Scarlet: cAlL mE YoUr MaJeStY iF yOu WaNt To LiVe
Pokeball: so then scarlet said that she's not part of the anti-nohr resistance in cheve like the fire emblem scarlet and said she was the skywing queen so yeet
Tsunami: stabby stab stab
Scarlet: AAAAA
Clay: run
Tsunami: and suddenly we're back in the cave
Clay: ok
Scarlet: hi
Starflight: AAAAAAAA I WAS COLLECTING MY SCROLLS
Dune: i will snap your neck scarlet
Scarlet: no u (snaps Dune's neck)
Webs: crap
Kestrel: crap as well
Pokeball: so then they were captured and taken to the skywing kingdom where hvitur stole the skywing egg that might've been the princess or prince and scarlet's son or daughter
|-|Part Two: In the Sky Kingdom=Clay: where are we
Tsunami: idk
Starflight: where are my scrolls
Scarlet: that doesn't matter because you're in my arena now and BRING ME MY CHAMPION and bring in this stupid sandwing that will only last like a few pages
Peril: hey sup
Horizon: why do i exist
Peril: kermit suicide
Horizon: i was going to do that anyway
Pokeball: so he yeeted himself into peril and he died
Scarlet: YAAAAAAAY
Clay: im scared rn
Peril: let's make the fans ship us
Clay: wait that's not the time yet i think
Peril: oh
Scarlet: ARENA TIME now glory is my artwork
Clay: NO
Scarlet: YES ok bring in fjord
Pokeball: who totally doesn't have a similar name to my icewing fjorm
Scarlet: fight to the death
Clay: no
Fjord: yes
Clay: aren't you a princess
Fjord: no because fjorm is from fire emblem and she's the niflese princess who hates surtr and whatever wait why am i talking about this
Pokeball: fjord clearly doesn't know my ocs lol
Fjord: ok shut up and let me kill you
Clay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Glory: spitty spit spit
Clay: totally not like stabby stab stab tsunami did in part one
Fjord: AAAAAAA ded
SkyWings: YAAAAAAAAAAY
Scarlet: ok now tomorrow seawing and nightwing will fight
Tsunami: NO
Scarlet: but first seawing fight this seawing
Vermilion: how should we kill gill which i totally did not rhyme there
Some stupid SkyWing dude: dRoWn HiM
Pokeball: how can you drown a seawing when they can breathe underwater stupid skywing
Vermilion: fight now
Tsunami: snappy snap snap
Pokeball: wow it's always something-py or -by and then something lol
Gill: ded
SkyWings: YAAAAAY
Pokeball: the next day and i think im missing out of cleril im sorry but LET'S GET TO IT totally not fire emblem warriors reference
Scarlet: ok throw the nightwing and seawing into the arena now because it's my birthday and nobody cares
Starflight and Tsunami: YEET
Tsunami: i don't want to fight
Starflight: me neither
Tsunami: let's hug
SkyWings: AWWWW
Scarlet: NO
Clay: i feel like we skipped a bit about sunny and that stuff because now look at this i have to fight peril
Peril: imma touch you and i just did
Clay: too bad for some reason im immune
Scarlet: OOOH CLAY KILL HER
Clay: no im not betraying the cleril fans ok peril let's go get kestrel
Peril: ok
Kestrel: im free now
Clay: yes so let's escape and go to the mud kingdom
Pokeball: for some reason they got everyone back and now they're heading off to the mud kingdom
|-|Part Three: An Egg the Color of Dragon Blood=Clay: for some reason we're at the mud kingdom now
Glory: yep so imma transform into mudwing colors YUGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH done
Tsunami: why did you shout that you didnt transform into yami yugi
Glory: sorry idc tho bc now i look like a mudwing
Starflight: maybe also half rainwing hybrid
Sunny: kinda totally not me-- oh wait spoilers for book five
Glory: IT'S TIME TO DU-- i mean go find clay's parents
Starflight: we're staying behind because the book says so
Tsunami: yep
Clay: ok mr mudwing have you heard or seen a mudwing who lost an egg seven years ago
MudWing: what
Clay: whatever just gonna skip until he recognizes
MudWing: oh it's cattail she lives over there
Clay: yay
Cattail: hey sup who are you
Clay: im your son because you lost an egg years ago
Cattail: oh i sold it for two cows we didnt breed them we ate em sorry i just had like 6 more eggs lol
Clay: im sad
Glory: sorry
Reed: sup who are you rainwing looking thing
Glory: im glory lol
Reed: thats not a mudwing name
Glory: idc im a rainwing
Reed: someone died in our family
Sora: our sister crane
Clay: ok now the book totally ends
|-|Epilogue=Kestrel: what are you doing morrowseer
Morrowseer: killing you with blister by my side so fans will ship blistorrow
Kestrel: what
Blister: die
Kestrel: ded
Blister: (yeets corpse into the ocean) this book is done and can i have the dragonets pls morrowseer
THE END
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