Március 15.

Március 15. is the third episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. It was released on March 15, 2022 and was written by .
== Transcript ==
[Lobster Productions logo; the episode starts with Orbán sitting in his chair.]
Orbán: Wow, I can’t believe it's March 15th already. 174 years ago today the Hungarian Civic Revolution and War of Independence of 1848–1849 that was one of many European Revolutions of 1848 and was closely linked to other revolutions of 1848 in the Habsburg areas started. Although the revolution failed, it is one of the most significant events in Hungary's modern history, forming the cornerstone of modern Hungarian national identity. In April 1848, Hungary became the third country of Continental Europe (after France (1791), and Belgium (1831)) to enact a law about democratic parliamentary elections. It thereafter set up a representative type of parliament which replaced the old feudal estate–based parliamentary system. The crucial turning point of events was when the new young Austrian monarch Franz Joseph I arbitrarily revoked the April laws (ratified by King Ferdinand I) without any legal competence. This unconstitutional act irreversibly escalated the conflict between the Hungarian parliament and Franz Joseph. The new constrained Stadion Constitution of Austria, the revocation of the April laws, and the Austrian military campaign against the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in the fall of the pacifist Batthyány government (who sought agreement with the court) and led to the sudden emergence of Lajos Kossuth's followers in the parliament, who demanded the full independence of Hungary. The Austrian military intervention in the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in strong anti-Habsburg sentiment among Hungarians, thus the events in Hungary grew into a war for total independence from the Habsburg dynasty. Around 40% of the private soldiers in the Hungarian Revolutionary Army consisted of ethnic minorities of the country. After a series of serious Austrian defeats in 1849, the Austrian Empire came close to the brink of collapse. The young emperor Franz Joseph I had to call for Russian help in the name of the Holy Alliance. Tsar Nicholas I answered, and sent a 200,000 strong army with 80,000 auxiliary forces. Finally, the joint army of Russian and Austrian forces defeated the Hungarian forces. After the restoration of Habsburg power, Hungary was placed under martial law. The anniversary of the Revolution's outbreak, 15 March, is one of Hungary's three national holidays (the other two are: the 20th day of August, in memory of the state's founding and its founder King Saint Stephen and the 23rd day of October, in memory of the 1956 Revolution and War of Independence.)
Gergely Karácsony: Thank you, Wikipedia.
Orbán: You’re welcome.
[Cut to SpongeBob walking on the street.]
SpongeBob: I wonder why all the decorations are on the quite decoratable decorationful houses.
[Sonic runs over SpongeBob.]
SpongeBob: That quite hurt.
Sonic: Sorry, SpongeBob SquarePants from the hit TV cartoon series SpongeBob SquarePants, but I was just going to fast to the movies to see my brand new movie Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (2022).
SpongeBob: Oh okay then I’m not mad at you because that movie is really epic and you should check it out.
Sonic: Indeed, now I…
[Sonic shouts.]
Sonic: GOTTA GO FAST!
[Sonic sonically sonics away.]
SpongeBob: That guy sure was quite r[BLEEP]ed.
[Mr. Zsidó hears this and walks to SpongeBob.]
Mr. Zsidó: Wow, SpongeBob, that sure isn’t very good behaviour in public.
SpongeBob: I’m sorry, me using that word was merely a mistake.
Mr. Zsidó: It’s okay, but if you say it again you’re getting cancelled.
SpongeBob: Do you have autism?
Mr. Zsidó: WHAT? NO! I’m just Jewish.
SpongeBob: I see.
[Cut to SpongeBob entering the Parlament.]
SpongeBob: Hey, Orbán, what are you doing today?
Orbán: Nothing much, I was just preparing for the March 15th party!
SpongeBob: What’s March 15th?
Orbán: It’s a date.
SpongeBob: Well yes, but what happens on it?
Orbán: The Hungarian Civic Revolution and War of Independence of 1848–1849 that was one of many European Revolutions of 1848 and was closely linked to other revolutions of 1848 in the Habsburg areas. Although the revolution failed, it is one of the most significant events in Hungary's modern history, forming the cornerstone of modern Hungarian national identity. In April 1848, Hungary became the third country of Continental Europe (after France (1791), and Belgium (1831)) to enact a law about democratic parliamentary elections. It thereafter set up a representative type of parliament which replaced the old feudal estate–based parliamentary system. The crucial turning point of events was when the new young Austrian monarch Franz Joseph I arbitrarily revoked the April laws (ratified by King Ferdinand I) without any legal competence. This unconstitutional act irreversibly escalated the conflict between the Hungarian parliament and Franz Joseph. The new constrained Stadion Constitution of Austria, the revocation of the April laws, and the Austrian military campaign against the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in the fall of the pacifist Batthyány government (who sought agreement with the court) and led to the sudden emergence of Lajos Kossuth's followers in the parliament, who demanded the full independence of Hungary. The Austrian military intervention in the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in strong anti-Habsburg sentiment among Hungarians, thus the events in Hungary grew into a war for total independence from the Habsburg dynasty. Around 40% of the private soldiers in the Hungarian Revolutionary Army consisted of ethnic minorities of the country. After a series of serious Austrian defeats in 1849, the Austrian Empire came close to the brink of collapse. The young emperor Franz Joseph I had to call for Russian help in the name of the Holy Alliance. Tsar Nicholas I answered, and sent a 200,000 strong army with 80,000 auxiliary forces. Finally, the joint army of Russian and Austrian forces defeated the Hungarian forces. After the restoration of Habsburg power, Hungary was placed under martial law. The anniversary of the Revolution's outbreak, 15 March, is one of Hungary's three national holidays (the other two are: the 20th day of August, in memory of the state's founding and its founder King Saint Stephen and the 23rd day of October, in memory of the 1956 Revolution and War of Independence.)
SpongeBob: Thank you Wikipedia, now I understand what happened on March 15th.
Karácsony: This is the second time you have just said 5 paragraphs from Wikipedia.
Orbán: I can make it three if you want.
Karácsony: NO-
Orbán: The Hungarian Civic Revolution and War of Independence of 1848–1849 that was one of many European Revolutions of 1848 and was closely linked to other revolutions of 1848 in the Habsburg areas.
[Cut to Gyurcsány walking on a street. He is still dressed like an immigrant. The torn and dusty Gucci jeans fit perfectly on his feet, his gray Chanel hoodie slips on your belly to a level where his abs that he carefully paints on every morning are visible. He messed up his face with his daughter's brown watercolor and graphite powder. He didn’t comb your hair, although we are used to it by now. And of course, he is holding the newest Iphone 19 in his hand, like a real migrant.]
Gyurcsány: I am so pretty.
[Gyurcsány notices a sign reading “Előre menjünk, ne hátra! – Orbán Viktor, FIDESZ”.]
Gyurcsány: I AM ALREADY GOING FORWARD YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! THAT ORBÁN IS SO STUPID HE IS VERY STUPID OF COURSE HE IS STUPID HE’S VERY GAY AND STUPID AND UGLY AND HE IS BAD AND I HATE HIM AND HE WILL LOSE THE 2022 ELECTION!
[Péter Jakab walks to Gyurcsány.]
Péter: Oh my God, I completely agree! That Orbán guy SUCKS! Let’s kill him!
Gyurcsány: Okay, that might be too much.
Péter: Suck my dick it’s not enough.
Gyurcsány: Why don’t you go out and chase cars, you queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer?!
Péter: I AM NOT A QUEER! I AM STRAIGHT! I AM THE STRAIGHTEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST!
Gyurcsány: That’s what CrazySponge says.
Péter: FUCKING JEW
[Cut to Orbán putting on decorations in his office.]
Orbán: (the other two are: the 20th day of August, in memory of the state's founding and its founder King Saint Stephen and the 23rd day of October, in memory of the 1956 Revolution and War of Independence.)
Karácsony: ok
Orbán: Anyway, I’m so excited! This party is going to be great!
SpongeBob: It will be! We will invite a lot of people!
Orbán: Yeah! Also, that reminds me, Gergely, go tell Anikó to make me dinner.
Karácsony: Okay!
[Karácsony calls up Anikó on his IPhone.]
Karácsony: Hey, Mrs. Orbán, make dinner for him, or he will chop off your head.
[Anikó says something unintelligible through the phone.]
Karácsony: That’s great. Women belong in the kitchen.
[Karácsony hangs up the call.]
Karácsony: She said it will be done by the time you arrive home.
Orbán: Great!
SpongeBob: Wait, is everyone going to be at the party?
Orbán: Yeah! Everyone!
SpongeBob: Even the opposition?
Orbán: Yeah…
SpongeBob: But if they have a super evil scheme, and want to kill us?
Orbán: Nah, they wouldn’t do that.
SpongeBob: …Are you sure?
Orbán: Yes!
Karácsony: That is not a very good idea, sir.
Orbán: I didn’t ask for your opinion.
[Cut to Péter Dancsó filming a new video. The video begins with a Russian meme stolen from TikTok without credit.]
Dancsó: That was a very funny video, wasn’t it te$a?
[Awkward pause.]
Dancsó: Anyway, I want to tell you about how great the Hungarian Civic Revolution and War of Independence of 1848–1849 that was one of many European Revolutions of 1848 was. It was closely linked to other revolutions of 1848 in the Habsburg areas. Although the revolution failed, it is one of the most significant events in Hungary's modern history, forming the cornerstone of modern Hungarian national identity. In April 1848, Hungary became the third country of Continental Europe (after France (1791), and Belgium (1831)) to enact a law about democratic parliamentary elections. It thereafter set up a representative type of parliament which replaced the old feudal estate–based parliamentary system. The crucial turning point of events was when the new young Austrian monarch Franz Joseph I arbitrarily revoked the April laws (ratified by King Ferdinand I) without any legal competence. This unconstitutional act irreversibly escalated the conflict between the Hungarian parliament and Franz Joseph. The new constrained Stadion Constitution of Austria, the revocation of the April laws, and the Austrian military campaign against the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in the fall of the pacifist Batthyány government (who sought agreement with the court) and led to the sudden emergence of Lajos Kossuth's followers in the parliament, who demanded the full independence of Hungary. The Austrian military intervention in the Kingdom of Hungary resulted in strong anti-Habsburg sentiment among Hungarians, thus the events in Hungary grew into a war for total independence from the Habsburg dynasty. Around 40% of the private soldiers in the Hungarian Revolutionary Army consisted of ethnic minorities of the country. After a series of serious Austrian defeats in 1849, the Austrian Empire came close to the brink of collapse. The young emperor Franz Joseph I had to call for Russian help in the name of the Holy Alliance. Tsar Nicholas I answered, and sent a 200,000 strong army with 80,000 auxiliary forces. Finally, the joint army of Russian and Austrian forces defeated the Hungarian forces. After the restoration of Habsburg power, Hungary was placed under martial law. The anniversary of the Revolution's outbreak, 15 March, is one of Hungary's three national holidays (the other two are: the 20th day of August, in memory of the state's founding and its founder King Saint Stephen and the 23rd day of October, in memory of the 1956 Revolution and War of Independence.)
[More awkward pause.]
Dancsó: I’m sure that you find that very epic, so now here’s another meme.
[Another meme stolen from TikTok without credit plays.]
Dancsó: That meme was also funny, right? Now here’s a song I found that I like:
[Nugget in a Biscuit starts playing.]
Chicken
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Dip it all in mashed potatoes
And dip the mashed potato covered
Chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ sauce
MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!
Dip it all in mashed potatoes
And dip the mashed potato covered
Chicken nugget biscuit in a BBQ sauce
MMM! Yum, yum, gimme!
[Nugget in a Biscuit stops playing.]
Dancsó: That was so funny, wasn’t it? I totally didn’t steal it! Anyway Orbán is throwing a new party (during a pandemic), isn’t that just crazy? I’m going to play a meme for no reason.
[Yet another stolen meme from TikTok with no credit plays.]
Dancsó: That meme was funny too! But now, I’m gonna go, bye, guys!
[The video ends and it’s revealed that Gyurcsány and Péter Jakab were watching the video on the iPhone 19.]
Gyurcsány: I can’t believe it, Orbán is throwing a party!
Péter: So that’s why he sent a letter! I thought he was just telling me to pay taxes again.
Gyurcsány: I have an idea… What if we try to kill him there? No one will suspect a thing!
Péter: I doubt that, but sure.
[Cut to Orbán starting the party with SpongeBob and Karácsony.]
Orbán: It’s here! We are having a party! Everyone, come! This party will be amazing! 
[Andor Deli arrives at the party.]
Andor: Hey guys, did I miss anything?
SpongeBob: The party just started! Come, listen to epic dubstep!
[SpongeBob turns on the speakers and they start blasting dubstep]
Orbán: I think my ears are bleeding.
Andor: Aw yeah! I love dubstep!
[They all start dancing but then Ádám Kosa enters.]
Ádám: This is so epic!
Orbán: I agree!
[Cut to Gyurcsány and Péter walking on the way to the Parlament.]
Péter: This is going to be rad!
Gyurcsány: Yeah!
[They notice Weeb standing at the Parlament door.]
Gyurcsány: Hey, Chinese cartoon!
Weeb: ANIME IS NOT CHINESE IT'S JAPANESE!
Gyurcsány: Yeah, whatever. Do you know how to get into the Parlament?
Weeb: Yeah, you open the door.
Péter: Thank you!
[Cut to them at the party.]
Gyurcsány: Hey, Orbán, want to see something?
Orbán: No.
Gyurcsány: Well I don't care, you are going to see my knife!
[Gyurcsány tries to stab Orbán but SpongeBob punches him.]
Gyurcsány: ow
Orbán: Wow, thanks SpongeBob!
Péter: NO! Gyurcsány!
[Péter runs away crying.]
Orbán: Okay let's continue this party!
[Suddenly, the Ghost of Sándor Petőfi appears.]
Petőfi: You are disrespecting everything I fought for!
SpongeBob: Oh my God, it's Petőfi!
Petőfi: I will end this party.
[The electricity goes out and everyone stops partying.]
Orbán: Well, I guess we all learned our lesson: don't disrespect the dead!
[Credits roll.]
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