Woody's Spooky Cartoon

I don't have that much time to write this, actually i do because i'm already dead, i'm telling this story from my grave as a ghost.
== How I Got Here ==
I'm a big fan of Walter Lantz's work and hiscartoons especially the cartoons with that really funny (before the mid 50's) bird known as Woody Woodpecker, i really wanted to have The Woody Woodpecker cartoons on Home Video, i was gonna The Woody Woodpecker and Friends Classic Cartoon Collection but then i found out it had DVNR on it so instead i bought some VHS from 2000 called "TOTALLY NOT CURSED CARTOON VHS (with Woody Woodpecker)" i put the VHS in my VHS player and the first cartoon was called "Woody's Spooky Cartoon" from 1945 directed by Paul J. Smith, i was concerned because Paul J. Smith didn't direct until 1953 so this might have been a bootleg, the cartoon began with Woody's car breaking down and him having to stay at a haunted house, Woody started walking in the haunted house when the screen faded to black and then an image of Woody popped out of my TV screen, at this point i thought i was dreaming so i went to sleep, the next morning i woke up in a grave as a ghost, realizing it wasn't a dream and an image of Woody Woodpecker killed me in my sleep (or maybe it was a dream inside a dream) with nothing else to do i stole a laptop and started writing my story and how i got here, it took me twelve years to write and i think it looks like bad, Well that's it i got nothing else to write.
File:Woody Woodpecker artwork.png|That's the image that killed me (i still think it was a dream inside a dream)
Category:Cartoons