Cavemen Vanished

Cavemen Vanished
It has been almost 4 days since the vanishing of the cavemen. Over the past few days (3/3/2016 - 7/3/2016) the cavemen have simply disappeared. Festdidgean Defence Planner Nathan, believes, that the great worrier 'Ben' (not to be confused with the Festdidgean resident) is the cause of this disappearance after his horrifying performance at the HBL arena. Though the local Festdidgean's are not complaining, it is still considered strange that the animal like men have simply moved on. Their intensions over the past month have been recorded as attempts to bring our great nation to its knees. Over the past years, country's like Africa and Somalia, have fallen to their empire. It seems unlikely that the cavemen would just give up on the great siege of Festdidgea. Though the barbarians have not been sighted for some time Festdidgean Defence Planner Nathan and Festdidgean Police Captain Brandon advise Festdidgean Locals to stay away if either the Cavemen or Ben the Great is spotted.
Please report any suspicious activity to either the Festdidgean Police Captain Brandon, or the Festdidgean Defense Planner Nathan.
Caution is advised
Updates coming soon.