Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition/Episode 7 Transcript

This is the full transcript for episode 7 of Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition.
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==Full Transcript==
Microsoft Sam: Ok! We're back at the studio! And you better not mess up the S from Hell logo, Scotty!
R.O. Scotty: Ok, I'll try!
Squared Gems
Microsoft Mike: Squared Gems?
Microsoft Mary: The 2nd power!
Microsoft Anna: Perfect squares are 4, 9, 16, 25, 36, 49, 64, 81, and 100.
Microsoft Zira: I learned that in 6th grade!
Cubed Gems
Jimmy: Cubed Gems?
Hank: The 3rd power!
Harvey Z.: Perfect cubes are 8, 27, 64, 125, 216, 343, 512, 729, and 1000.
Sidney: I learned that in 8th grade!
Hypercubed Gems
Beulah: The 4th power!
Abby: I can't learn fourths.
Wally Warner: Me either.
Rhonda Raven: Let's go!
Supercubed Gems
LH Michael: I don't know anything about supercubes.
LH Michelle: Me dumbo!
Johnny: Hmm...
Lexine: Double hmm....
Microsoft Sam: Scottyyyyyyyyyyyy!
R.O. Scotty: You bellowed, Saaaaaaam?
Microsoft Sam: It is not Supercubed Gems, it's Screen Gems! Get it right, you noodge!
R.O. Scotty: Tscha! I can't stand being called a noodge!
Sodaroo Gems
Microsoft Sam: What the heck is a sodaroo?
R.O. Scotty: A sodaroo is a kangaroo furry who is related to a particular drink.
Microsoft Mike: I love sodaroos.
Microsoft Mary: They're so rejuvenating.
Microsoft Anna: Especially when a sodaroo comes your way with paloppanies.
Microsoft Sam: Polo ponies!!!
Microsoft Zira: Sigh....
Ampersand Gems
Jimmy: Ampersand Gems?
Hank: When a logogram loves you, it is an ampersand gem.
Harvey Z.: Lol.
Sidney: Lol is right! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Percent Gems
LH Michael: Percent Gems?
LH Michelle: When you estimate your tax, know your percent gems! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Beulah: You are 100% correct!
Abby: You're 100% too! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Hashtag Gems
Wally Warner: For when you post a tag on Instagram, it is called Hashtag Gems.
Rhonda Raven: Actually, hashtags are called numbers. But you can call it that too.
Microsoft Sam: Scottyyyyyy! This is all your doing! Yoooooooooou're fired!
R.O. Scotty: Fired. Fired?!? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO MICROSOFT SAM YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER FIRE ME BECAUSE I GET THE S FROM HELL LOGO WRONG YOU STUPID BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!
BBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Davemadson: I'll re-hire you, Scotty.
R.O. Scotty: Thanks.
Davemadson: You're welcome.
40 mins. later, Davemadson drove Sam to the mental hospital and stayed there for a week. So Doreen Green, aka Squirrel Girl, took the role for him.
Squirrel Girl: This logo is wrong. Let's fix it!
Johnny and Lexine: Okay!
Caret Gems
Microsoft Mike: Caret Gems?
Microsoft Mary: A caret can increase your number to a power.
Microsoft Anna: Carets are fun to use!
Microsoft Zira: Yeah right.
HP Gems
Jimmy: HP Gems?
Hank: The laptop company for nerds.
Harvey Z.: I'm gonna buy one right now.
Sidney: HP is Hewlett Packard!
Onn Gems
LH Michael: Onn Gems?
LH Michelle: The company that makes gadgets for your computer.
Wally Warner: I love these gadgets!
Rhonda Raven: I do love these gadgets because I'm such a raven! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Pepperidge Farm Gems
R.O. Scotty: Uh oh, methinks I goofed again!
Beulah: Youthinks right, Scotty, let's try again soon.
Davemadson: Lunch break.
Abby: Wait, where are we going?
Davemadson: Bahama Breezes in Hawaii.
R.O. Scotty: Oh supercuberooty!
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