Vandalism Quotes

:Pam: I was hoping for a righteous mob, and I ended up with Dwight and Nellie. But, they both have a mob mentality. And, I'm pretty sure Dwight has a pitchfork in his car.
:Dwight: [enters quickly] You need my pitchfork?
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:Pam: That sucked. He didn't apologize. There's no talking to that guy.
:Dwight: Oh, your little feelings party didn't work out? Huh? Who won the hugging contest? No, let me guess. Everyone tied for first.
:Pam: We should just take him down.
:Dwight: Wait. Are you saying...
:Pam: I'm saying we should go scorched earth on that guy's face.
[aside to camera:]
:Dwight: Normally, I find Pam to be a comforting, if unarousing, presence around the office. Like a well-watered fern. But, today, she has tapped into this vengeful, violent side. And I'm like, wow, Pam has kind of a good butt.
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:Meredith: Yeah, and somebody had the balls to put my phone number on the men's room wall. Which is so messed up. It's 6782 not 83.
:Creed: Uh, 6783's also a good time. Less mileage.
Category:Season 9 quotes