Rektal

"My asshole burn." - Rektal's victory slogan
Rektal is a kombatant in the 8th Mortal Kombat tournament. He is a white belt in Prolapse Fu and has a total of 2 wins and 42000 losses on record. He likes Breaking Bad.
== History ==
=== Origin ===
Rektal comes from Earthrealm, born in 1921 in Massachusets to father Mark Penis and mother Oprah. At the age of 52, he learned the ways of Prolapse Fu and quickly used it in battle, getting the shit kicked out of him in the process. His beet red skin tone being a result of failed blood transfusion from his father which ended up killing his father. His mother died from food poisoning 6 minutes later. Having lost everything, he decided to join the tournament with the hopes of showing everyone that he's not a failure. It failed. Rektal proved one thing: he's the worst kombatant of all time.
=== Blank Check ===
After failing so hard in the Mortal Kombat tournement, Rektal went home to watch Breaking Bad. When he got back, he found a blank check with a signature he's never seen before. Rather than tracking down the individual whose name is on the check, he decided to write the biggest, but also reasonable, number he could think of and cash it in. With the money, he got surgery to smoothen his face and give him more hair along with changing his eye colour. Rektal did all this to show people that he's a new man, he even bought a gold crown.
=== Fighting the Faker ===
While enjoying his riches, Rektal got word that a man indentical to his old self was running about. After changing so much and hearing of this news, he wondered if he even is the real Rektal. He wanted to challenge the impostor to a fight and just his luck, the doppelganger challenged him before he could. So the two fought to see who the true Rektal is. The fake used dark magic unlike what Rektal has seen before but Rektal ultimately came out on top.
== Trivia ==
* Proud member of Planned Parenthood
* Lived in Pencilvania for 12 hours.
== Gallery ==
File:Rektal.jpg|Rektal's first appearance
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