Mars Bars

mars bars or mars bar or marsbar. #1 girl dad in the whole wide world
moss covered moth-eaten deadbeat god left for dead after his entire village died but awoken from a millennia old slumber by a certain Silly who poked around and well. created to be girlboss made to be girldad. forced adoption tbh
verreryyy weird looking and entirely not pyrhhian or pantalan -- belongs to a like long ago tribe i guess i don't really know he's just noodle bc he can be
in a future au
was a semi major god but now he is nothing bcs everything he has ever known is dead & gone and the world is messed up. fun!
The Shrimp calls him mars bars so mars bars he will be. he's forgotten his old name and domain and all anyway
old domain is maybe disorder & pestilence & like the wild associations. patron of youth?
the most we ball or else i will Cry guy you will ever meet
he looks a little bit like a thumb mixed with a rutabaga but he loves The Shrimp so awww family or smth
literally a noodle with like 4 pairs of feathered wings and like 4 pairs of legs and he cannot assimilate into normal society. also he has no idea what a cup is. what a guy! i'm in love with him
tired grumpy dad who is in fact peeved that 1 he's still here after like a bajillion years but also 2 the life he knew was entirely gone but also the Shrimp is so strange so bizarre and literally just a little kid and he has to take care of this overactive ant thing or otherwise she'll like die or something. Mars Bars does not need that on his hands
so he like indulges her and makes sure she doesn't trip over herself and land in a volcano or something and bonding. family fun. Shrimp claims him as HER dad now so girldad hours ensue antics ensue this entire universe is just cloud after cloud of cotton candy
* old but people don't suspect that he's a god like at all they just think he's a get off my lawn who hates society (real tbh)
* having a crisis literally every other second (god why must you bring me back to consciousness) but he also has an amazing poker face so The Shrimp hasn't suspected. yet. repression is the name of the game babyy
* encourages The Shrimp to eat her veggies except there are none
* why would he care about gender in any capacity he Doesn't The Shrimp just refers to him as such and he doesn't care to like change that. screw it he Is Dad
* fluffy perhaps 🤔
* may burst into song and dance at any moment
* veereryyy big guy. even without the zucchini noodle-ness like he towers. it's very good for scaring off ppl from his Shrimp tho so u know. and he is a god, or at least, he's supposed to be one
* wow how does modern technology work
village/small settlement the edge of sky kingdom I think. boy he sure doesn't look the part but he's very good at flying okay
* ancient skywings ooooh or like a group before that seperated into diff. pyrrhian/pantalan tribes maybe
note to self make the trio at some point like mars bars Little Kid and the bard
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