Mr. Brown, Strip to Your Underwear, Please

Mr. Brown, Strip to Your Underwear, Please is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you were a doctor treating Charlie Brown®, which one of the following disease diagnoses would you probably NOT make?
===Choices===
1. Alopecia
2. Hydrocephalus
3. Syndactyly
4. Priapism
===Choice Quote===
1. "Alopecia? That's hair loss! I mean, he's only got one strand of hair for cryin' out loud."
2. "Excess fluid trapped in his skull? Have you seen the kid's head?"
3. "Syndactyly, that's fingers fused together and, let's face it, he's only got 4 digits on each hand so somethin' happened."
4. "_"
===Answer Quote===
"You got it. I think we woulda seen a 'persistent painful erection' through those little black shorts of his."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Priapism. A persistent painful erection. Owwwfff."
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