Rowley the lost baby

157.Rowley Jefferson was a curious and imaginative 11-year-old boy who lived in a grand mansion with his parents. Despite the luxury surrounding him, there was always a lingering fart and a feeling of something missing in Rowley's life.
One night, as Rowley was getting ready for bed, he couldn't shake off the feeling of loneliness. He crawled into his parents' bed, seeking comfort in their presence. His parents, amused by his antics, welcomed him with open arms.
As they lay together, Rowley's mother pulled out an old photo of a chubby baby with a mischievous grin on his face. It was a picture of baby Rowley, lying on his tummy with a lot of poo on his bum. His mother chuckled and told him that every family member had a copy of this cherished photo.
Overwhelmed with excitement, Rowley jumped on the bed making sue to brake the bed frame he got a huge splinter and broke his ankle but he licked how it felt and the jam pouring out of his ankle, his two little teeth peeking out as he smiled they smiled with there two teeth smiling and those theeth smiled but then rowleys theeths teetths teeths teeths teeth dint have teeth so to loop stopped.. His mother continued, admitting that she had even kept a bit of the day's poo smeared on the photo frame for sentimental reasons. Rowley's eyes welled up with tears, and he sniffled with a mix of happiness and nostalgia. he licked it so he could remeber what he had eaten that day.
With his mother's gentle reassurance, they both drifted off to sleep. In his dreams, Rowley was transported back to his infancy, an age where he possessed an extraordinary gift. Unlike most babies, Rowley could talk the moment he was born, and he had vivid memories of his time in the womb he somtimes still went there to have a nap even at 11.
The dream took him to a sunny day, three months after he was born. Rowley found himself sitting in his baby sofa chair (wich had a bell on it so he could demaned for food, drinks and comics), engrossed in watching his favorite show, "Lester the Pooh." Alongside him was his friend, Darwin, a thirsty fish who happened to be a baby at that time. Darwin was living with the Watterson family, who were close friends of Rowley's parents.
The Watterson family consisted of Darwin's brother, Gumball, who was two years old, and their parents, Nicole and Richard. They too regreted Rowley's presence in their lives, as did the Jeffersons because he was a mistake because the thing split open 9 months before rowley was born.
Nicole Watterson gently placed baby Darwin next to Rowley, who couldn't help but be mischievous. He quickly snatched Darwin's pacifier, causing the baby fish to wail in protest. Rowley's father and Richard, caught off guard by the noise, took it upon themselves to discipline the crying fish, though their efforts proved unsuccessful.
Eventually, Darwin was given a fresh pacifier and a diaper change, but not without some chaos. Rowley, curious about the taste of poo, asked if he could lick the poo off Darwin's diaper. Much to his surprise, Nicole replied with an enthusiastic, "Of course you can, you sweet boy!"
Rowley eagerly indulged in his peculiar request, and as fate would have it, the excitement caused him to soil his own diaper. The smell was overpowering, causing everyone's noses to wrinkle in disgust. Rowley's parents lovingly cooed at him, proclaiming, "Oh, you little sod!"
They quickly changed his diaper, placing him on his belly, which inadvertently revealed his shittty bottom to the world. Little did they know, this would lead to an unexpected adventure.
Rowley wanted his diaper change to take place outside, but his changing table had wheels. As luck would have it, the table rolled down a hill, with Rowley lying on his belly, his pooey bum positioned in full view. People passing by found him endearing, cooing and commenting on his adorable bottom. a group of men who had been to jail for stuff about kiddies saw and took photos and printed them and kept them,
An old lady, who was 115 in the midst of a tea party with her dollies, witnessed Rowley's trolley crashing through her front door and out through the back. She couldn't resist the urge to join the commotion and had a cheeky sniff of Rowley's bottom, exclaiming, "That's so cute!" as she saw his bum with warts and there was even living things ingrown into his skin. there was even a worm that had grown into his skin
His parents, unaware of Rowley's escapade, spent five frantic hours searching for him. In the meantime, Rowley reveled in his newfound fame, proudly displaying his pooey bum to anyone who cared to notice.
Finally, his parents found him and brought him home, where they decided to commemorate the event with a photo. As Rowley posed, grinning with his pooey bum on display, his mother captured the moment, cherishing the memory forever.
After their eventful day, the Jeffersons and the Wattersons sat down for a delightful dinner together. The dining room table was adorned with a lavish buffet of various foods, and a chocolate fountain awaited them for dessert.
Rowley, feeling mischievous once again, chose spaghetti and potatoes as his meal of choice. Meanwhile, baby Darwin, limited by his lack of teeth, was content with cow sick. But Rowley couldn't resist the temptation and swapped their dishes, delighting young Darwin with rock sweets.
The chaos escalated when they reached the chocolate fountain. Unable to contain their excitement, Rowley and Darwin jumped right into it, covering themselves from head to toe in chocolatey goodness. They moved on to play in the food spread across the room, blissfully unaware of the mess they were making. rowley pooed in the custard and his dad had some on his apple crumble and thought it was a snickers bar
Their joyful antics were interrupted when Gumball, who had been watching "Poo and Wee" on TV, shut off the TV just as poo was about to fall in the blender. Nicole and Mrs. Jefferson tried to suppress their laughter, but their amusement was evident.
Eventually, the families decided to head to the cinema, their stomachs still full from the extravagant feast. Rowley and Darwin, covered in a mishmash of food, insisted on staying in their current state to have their own unique snacks at the theater.
They settled into their seats to watch "Ted 2," a hilarious comedy that had them laughing out loud. The familiar voice of Seth MacFarlane, who voiced the character Ted, echoed through the theater. It was a night filled with laughter, chocolate, poo and cherished memories.
When Rowley woke up, he found himself back in his 11-year-old body, eager to share his dream with his parents. His mother was in the shower, while his father was in the middle of a momentous bathroom visit. Undeterred, Rowley shared the details of his whimsical adventure, including the dream within a dream.
As his mother listened, she couldn't help but smile. She admitted that everyone has imaginative dreams, but Rowley's ability to recount them with such creativity was something special. then a boy with needs rolled past the house and said SPECIAL.
Rowley's dream may have been unusual and messy, but it was a testament to his vibrant imagination and the unbreakable bond between the Jeffersons and the Wattersons. And as Rowley reveled in the memory of his dream, he couldn't help but laugh with a twinkle in his eyes, knowing that even the silliest and messiest moments can bring joy and unforgettable memories. until jesus came from heaven and they were left to suffer eternal torment