Foper Faux Pas

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Use the blowpipe at the watering hole, and stun the foper with a paralyzing dart.
* Capture the twitching foper.
* Deliver the twitching foper to Hruodiger.
==Script==
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Hruodiger 	Do you like money? Sure you do! Work with me to capture the foper over by the watering hole, and we'll be swimming in coins, my friend!
Hruodiger 	I'll explain the why of it afterwards, but you need to take that walking eyeball alive!
Hruodiger 	As for the how, I've got the perfect tool for the job. Here, take this!
Hruodiger 	The darts that come with that blowpipe are coated with poison. Not lethal, of course, but you pop one of those into the foper, and it'll be twitching on the ground within moments.
Hruodiger 	Easy, eh? Head over to the watering hole and find a spot where you can snipe the critter from a safe distance─trust me, you don't want to get too close.
Hruodiger 	Once the foper's down for the count, scoop it up in a sack or something and bring it back to me. There's some risk involved, to be sure, but I promise you'll be paid for your trouble!
 	
Hruodiger 	The foper lurks by that watering hole to the southwest. Find yourself a safe spot to pop him with a dart, then bring the critter back to me. Alive, or the deal's off.
 	
Hruodiger 	Well, did you get the little blighter?
Hruodiger 	It's in there! It's actually in there! Alright, calm down, Hruo...
Hruodiger 	Do you have any idea how much foper tears are worth to an alchemist? Now that we've captured ourselves a live foper, we can harvest them whenever we damn well please.
Hruodiger 	Just a quick whack on its head, and out pours liquid gold! We'll be stinking rich!
Hruodiger 	...Eh? What's to stop it from turning its eye on me? Well, you see, I'd... Hm, or maybe I could tie it─ Ah, no that wouldn't work...
You know what? I didn't really think this through...
Hruodiger 	Bloody hells! When it wakes up, I'll have an angry foper in a sack! I'd better put it back where it came from...
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Gyr Abanian Sidequests in Final Fantasy XIV