One For You, One For Me

On Halloween, two men in a small town decided to walk into their cemetary, just for laughs. However, just outside the gate they stopped. A large sack was lying on the ground.
"What do you think is inside it?" asked one.
"I'm not sure," the other replied. "But you have a pocketknife; you can open it."
The first slices the sack open. Out fall two large golden potatoes. "Potatoes!" he exclaims, "Let's go and divide them."
"Better do it somewhere private." The men move into the cemetary and in the darkness divide what was left of the potatoes in the sack. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me....."
A small, seven-year-old boy is walking outside the cemetary to his friend's house. All of a sudden, he hears a voice issuing from the cemetary. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me....."
The little boy screams and runs to his friend's house as fast as he could.
"JOHNNY!" he yells, "THE LORD AND THE DEVIL ARE DIVIDING UP SOULS IN THE GRAVEYARD!"
Johnny looks at the boy in disbelief, but at the small boy's urging, follows him to the cemetary. They stop just outside the gate to listen, and hear:
"One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...."
"What about the two outside the gate?"
Category:Food jokes
Category:Religious Humor