South Korea

South Korea is the fifth episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch. It is also the final episode of Part 1.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with a fade-in to KND’s moon base, where Numbah 1 is having a party with everyone)
Numbah 4: I must say, Numbah 1, this is the best party I’ve ever had.
SpongeBob: Yeah, and somehow I’m not horny this time!
Numbah 2: Tell me about it…
Sandy: Oh brother.
SpongeBob: Although, I do wonder: why did I hear a Wilhelm laugh after I defeated that robot? And who the fuck is Wilhelm?
(Just then, the same laugh can be heard over the intercom)
Louie the Lilac Octopus: You FOOLS! You thought you could defeat ME, the mighty overlord of all the robots? You are sorely mistaken, my dear enemies. After your last quarrel with that robot, I’ve brought in more artillery robots to destroy you all! Prepare to die, losers!
(At KND’s treehouse, the same Wilhelm laugh is heard again) 
Numbah 3: What the hell is Wilhelm’s problem, huh? 
Numbah 5: Who the hell is Wilhelm? 
(A robot arrives and breaks inside the treehouse) 
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants at your service, gentlemen! (pulls out a gun) Let’s rock! 
Numbah 4: Agreed! 
(The robot is seen with other robot artillery) 
Curly: Where did they come from? 
Edd: Perhaps Numbah 1 can explain this. 
Numbah 1: (sighs) I did say that I heard the Wilhelm laugh after we destroyed the original robot. He must’ve been able to make more robots to defeat us all for good. 
Numbah 2: Well then, we better defeat those robots, don’t you think? 
Sandy: Hell yeah! Let’s roll! 
READY? 
YES! 
(After the robots are defeated…again, Numbah 2 talks to SpongeBob via walkie talkie) 
Numbah 2: SpongeBob, you and Sandy both need to come over to KND’s moon base. We found a very important thing on one of the computers. Bring Patrick, too. 
SpongeBob: Will do, sir. (to Sandy) C’mon, Sandy. Looks like Numbah 2 wants us over to KND’s moon base. 
Sandy: Let’s go, then! 
(In the next scene, SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick arrive at the moon base to speak with Numbah 1) 
SpongeBob: Numbah 1, my friends and I are here just like you asked. 
Numbah 1: Thank you for coming, SpongeBob. 
Sandy: Wait a minute…does this have something to do with Wilhelm and his robots attacking us? 
Numbah 4: Yes, it does. Numbah 2 and I have been investigating Wilhelm the Wilhelm and it’s already pretty obvious that he was planning to destroy the Kids Next Door some time. 
Numbah 3: And we found out where Wilhelm’s operating headquarters is…and it turns out that it’s located in South Korea! 
Harry: South Korea? But that’s halfway across the world! 
Sandy: But think about it: using a modulator to lie about his coordinates. It’s easy to see why people mistake that as South Korea. Frankly, it’s a damn good disguise. 
Numbah 2: It is a good disguise, and we must find Wilhelm and defeat him for good. 
SpongeBob: Let’s do it! 
(Back at Wilhelm’s lair, he is inside a room, looking at a big desktop computer with a creepy look on his face) 
Louie the Lilac Octopus: (evil cackle) Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I’ve got the Kids Next Door right where I want them! Soon, they will all be dead and forever forgotten, with no one left to stand up to me! Ahahahahahahahahahahahalolololololololololol!!! 
(The computer screen on Wilhelm’s computer suddenly appears on Schmidt’s computer at the KND moon base. The screen displays Wilhelm laughing evilly) 
Schmidt: What the hell? 
Numbah 1: What’s happening here? 
Lazlo: It’s like the computer jumped out of the screen and stood there staring at us! 
SpongeBob: What did he say? 
Schmidt: I don’t know, but I bet it wasn’t good. KND, this is your captain! I repeat: this is your captain! All units report back to the moon base immediately. KND out. 
(SpongeBob and Sandy run over to the computers to check it out) 
Numbah 4: What the hell is going on here? 
SpongeBob: I think we might’ve fooled him because of the modulator. 
Numbah 5: What modulator? 
Numbah 2: It’s the signal that allows us to pick up on the enemy’s tracks. Of course, it’s not really accurate. If the enemy uses a signal to disguise the signal coming from their homes, the computer will translate it to some alternate location. 
Sandy: Like South Korea, for example. 
SpongeBob: I guess he’s finding out where we live. 
Sandy: (Gasps) SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: What is it, Sandy? 
Sandy: (Starts to tremble) I-I-I-I think… 
SpongeBob: What is it? 
Sandy: I think…I think WilhelmTheWilhelm is tracking our lives! 
SpongeBob: (Gasps) Wilhelm is tracking our lives! 
Numbah 4: You too? 
SpongeBob: It’s possible, but let’s not jump to conclusions. 
Numbah 2: My team, Numbah 4, Harry, and I will go to South Korea to find out where Wilhelm is located. SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick, you go to Bikini Bottom and warn everyone. 
SpongeBob: You got it, sir. 
Sandy: Yeah, we’ll take care of it, alright.
Directed and Written by SpongeBob100 
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