Konna Saishuu Banashi wa Iyada!!

, fully titled as and can be translated as I Don't Want This First Chapter of A Certain Magical Index!! or I Don't Want this Final Chapter!!, is a parody short story based in the Toaru Majutsu no Index universe written by Kamachi Kazuma.
It was released on November 2007, as part of the "beginning and period" theme of the Dengeki h&p edition of the Dengeki Bunko Official Bootleg Book. Authors from Dengeki Bunko are to write down a story around the "first story and final chapter" of their work. It is a play on words on the "h&p" abbreviation, as "h" means which means beginning, and "p" which means period.電撃hp公式海賊本 (Japanese). From the Japanese Wikipedia. Retrieved on 2013/6/3.
==Summary==
On July 19, Touma and Mikoto face off on the metal bridge in School District 7 just like Volume 1. But when Kanzaki Kaori interrupts, it is hinted this might be the world of the final volume on July 19 of one year after Volume 1. Afterwards, Mikoto and Kanzaki grow angry over how often they appear and begin to fight. Meanwhile, Kamijou reasons through everything to deduce whether this is first or final volume.
==Characters==
*Kamijou Touma
*Misaka Mikoto
*Kanzaki Kaori
*Himegami Aisa
*Index
*Kamijou Touya
*Hino Jinsaku
*Itsuwa
*Kamijou Shiina
*Tsukuyomi Komoe
*Aogami Pierce
*Aleister Crowley
*Laura Stuart
*Tsuchimikado Motoharu
*Kazakiri Hyouka (referenced)
*Accelerator (referenced)
===New Characters===
*Misaka 20002
*Misaka 50020
==Gallery==
Index First or Final SS 1.jpg
Index First or Final SS 2.jpg
==References==
Category:Short Stories
Category:Parody Stories