Edgar "Is Pretty Much a Trout" Figaro

#Also Known As: EDGARY MOTHERFUCKING FIGAROAK
Edgar Figaro, the King of THE desert paradise Figaro, is God's gift to women with a penchant for ribbons and Terra Innocent Ukes. When he opens his mouth, a little purse falls out; this is (rather unfortunately) a regular occurance and while it scares many people, should be considered normal. Should he run out of little purses to barf up, it's obvious that there is an imbalance of gay in the world, and the situation should be remedied immediately with a large dose of Balthier's Erect Penis.
He likes spending his time redecorating his room, tappin' some pirate booty, being heterosexual, tappin' some pirate booty and brushing his hair, discussing ribbons with Celes and avoiding talking about the Relm Incident.
Also fucking his husband into oblivion, wrecking Ashe's beach house and perving over Lenna. If he was truly fucking Balthier into oblivion I'm sure there would be some kind of universal implosion of the Matrix or something along those lines. Just imagine- one second he's there- the next there's just this empty black hole of space and time where there should be Balthier's ass- I don't know about you but this mental image is cracking me up.
-- QUISTITS GET OUT.
Brother to Saboner who toolks lookoo thoos.
Currently in a relationship with Renée. Oh, and Balthier.
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