King Gristle Jr./Quotes

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*"It's Trollstice!
*"Please make me happy, Princess Poppy."
*"Daddy, where are they?"
*"My father banished you 20 years ago. Have you been standing behind that plant this whole time?"
*"Hot lunch. Total honesty for a total babe."
*"Well, milady Glittersparkles, would you care to join for an evening at Captain Starfunkle's Roller Pink and Arcade?"
*"Oh! Indeed I would!"
*"You're fantastic!"
*"Huh?"
*"Are you okay?"
*"What's going on? Are you making fun of me?"
*"We can do this, Barnebis. I just have to lose 30 pounds in the next eight hours."
*"Yet here I am. My belly empty... and my heart full."
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* "My goodness, excuse me. Have you not been getting our cards back?"
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* "Oh, balls!"
* "But who's going to eat my cheeseballs, babe?"
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*"Oh that was a crazy Bachelor party."
*"Uh, Bridget do you know this guy?"
*"Uh guys, if you don't mind. I really can't wait another minute to marry this gorgeous specimen."
*"All right, for the record, it was the waterslide that ripped off my trunks."
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