Warrior Cats Go To Disney

=Reason I am making this=
No reason at all.
===The Spoof===
Bluestar: I`m bored... what should we do?
Yellowfang: Go to Disney. 
Bluestar: Yeah! Who wants to go to Disney!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????
Whitestorm: Me!
Fireheart: Me!
Sandpaw: Me!
Bluestar: Ok lets go!
Tigerclaw: Wait for me! *runs into car*
Ravenpaw: I`m coming to! *hops in car takes off*
Bluestar: Ok, let me look at the map...*looks at map* were 100 miles from Disney! 
Fireheart: This wont even take a day!
A few hours later...
 *cats arrive at Disney*
Bluestar: Were here! Hop out everyone!
 *cats hop out*
Ravenpaw: Oh, we have to get in our hotel!
Bluestar: Witch one was it...
Fireheart: Hurry up!
Yellowfang: Yeah!
Bluestar: Its The Animal Kingdom Lodge!
Sandpaw: Aww we don't have a pool...
Graystripe: We took another car! *points at car that says cats*
Bluestar: Ok...
 *cats go to hotel*
Worker: Is this your hotel...?
Bluestar: Yes! *shows thingy that shows they stay at that hotel*
Worker: Ok...
Fireheart: Look Graystripe, Cinderpaw, Swiftpaw, and Frostfur!
Whitestorm: They came to!?
Worker: Please be quiet.
Bluestar: Oh, sorry that was just Gray-
Worker: Gray isn't a name
Bluestar: Just, get us into our hotel!!!
Worker: Ok,ok
Meanwhile in the hotel...
Fireheart: Look! A pool!
Bluestar: Lets go!
A few minutes later...
 *cats arrive at pool*
Sandpaw: Lets go! *jumps in*
Bluestar: Right after you! *jumps in*
 *all cats jump in*
Bluestar: Look! A water slide! *goes to waterslide*
Fireheart: Wait for me! Wait for me!
Bluestar: *goes down waterslide*
Fireheart: *looks at waterslide* Uh.. this is so far down... *falls down waterside* ahh!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: ...?
Whitestorm: Look! A pool for babies! *goes in it*
Sandpaw: Were not babies come on!
Whitestorm: Oh.
Everyone: Whitestorm, you didn't know you were not a baby!? *laughs*
Whitestorm: *dies of humiliation*
Sandpaw: MENTOR! DONT LEAVE ME!
Bluestar: Look! A twoleg!
Twoleg: I thought cats didn't like water...
Bluestar: That's a good point... Wait, we are in water... AHHHH! *runs off*
 *all cats run off*
Ravenpaw: That was close!
Yellowfang: Should we go to Animal Kingdom now?
Bluestar: Sure!
 *cats enter Bluestar`s car*
Bluestar: Lets go! *drives off into a telephone pole*
Yellowfang: Your bad at driving..
A few minutes later...
 *cats arrive at animal kingdom*
Ravenpaw: Oo! A dinosaur place! I`m going there! *runs off*
Fireheart: RAVENPAW YOU CANT GO THERE WITHOUT A PURSE CHECK!
Ravenpaw: Oh! *goes back to the others*
Purse checker: Please hand over your purses.
 *cats hand over purses*
Purse checker: *checks them* your good to go! *gives purses back*
 *cats walk off*
Fireheart: Ravenpaw, now we can go to the dinosaur place.
Ravenpaw: *goes crazy*
Bluestar: I SEE THE DINOSAUR PLACE EVERYBODY IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 *cats go in*
Bluestar: What ride... *looks closely at all the rides* I CHOOSE THE DINOSAUR RIDE!!!
Yellowfang: *facepaw* did you HAVE to pick the scariest ride!?
Bluestar: Its far from the scariest... And, yes, I did.
Yellowfang: *facepaw and cries*
Fireheart: It`ll be okay
 *cats enter ride*
Speaker: Please buckle up.
 *cats buckle up*
Speaker: 3... 2...1 go!!!
 *ride starts*
Yellowfang: *hides in seat*
Bluestar: YELLOWFANG GET UP FROM THERE!!!!!!!!
Yellowfang: NO!!!!
Fireheart: Oh, come on.
after the ride...
Yellowfang: *walks into gift shop* I LOVE THIS PLACE! *grabs everything possible*
Bluestar: Do we even have enough money for that?
Yellowfang: I have infinity dollars
Fireheart: Good
 *Cats exit gift shop*
Ravenpaw: Oh, lets go on the Tricerotops spin! *Runs off*
Fireheart: NO IM SCARED!!!! *cries*
Yellowfang: *runs off with Ravenpaw*
 On the ride...
Speaker: Hi! Welcome to the-
Graystripe: Yeah, yeah, yeah just start already!!!!
Speaker: Everybody buckle up!
 *cats buckle up*
Speaker: 3.. 2.. 1!
 *ride starts*
Fireheart: AHHHH!!!
Yellowfang: *tilts to left*
Fireheart: I WANT DOWN!!!! *cries*
Ravenpaw: I`m not making it go down!!!
Fireheart: *opens eyes* AHHHHH!!!!
Yellowfang: *makes it tilt right*
Fireheart: PLEASE JUST STOP!!!!!
Bluestar: Fireheart....
 *ride ends*
Fireheart: YAY!!!!
Bluestar: You shouldn`t say 'yay'! 
Yellowfang and Ravenpaw: *walks away*
Bluestar: WAIT FOR US!!!!
Ravenpaw: What ride next?
Yellowfang: Lets go to The Lion King Show!
A few minutes later...
 *Cats arrive*
Yellowfang: *goes in*
Speaker: Hi everybody.
Fireheart: Hi.
Bluestar: SSSSSHHHHHHH!!!!
Speaker: This is the wild.
Yellowfang: NO THIS ISNT WE KNOW WHAT THE WILD LOOKS LIKE!!!!
1 minute later...
 *Show starts*
 *music comes on*
Yellowfang: Look! A lion!
Lionblaze: *appears*
Lionblaze: THATS ME!!!!
Bluestar: Uh... Who is this guy
Tigerclaw: *kills Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: NOO!!!
Yellowfang: There are monkeys!
Lionblaze: OH NO EVIL LION!!!! *hides*
Yellowfang: Uh...
After the show...
Bluetstar: Fireheart, you choose. 
Fireheart: ... I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: There is Kilaminjaro Safari, Kali River Rapids and more!
Fireheart: I dare you all to go on... KAIL RIVER RAPIDS!!!!
Yellowfang: Ok!
Lionblaze: *appears again* I AM INVICABLE!!!!
Everyone:...
At Kali River Rapids...
Speaker: Buckle up!
 *cats buckle up*
Speaker: GO!!!!
 *ride starts*
Bluestar: I`m getting wet! *cries*
Fireheart: IF WE CAN TAKE IT YOU CAN TAKE IT!!!
Yellowfang: You don`t have to yell!
 *big splash of water comes up*
Everyone: *is soaking*
Fireheart & Yellowfang: YOU DIDN`T LET US PAY ATTENTION!!!
After the ride...
Bluestar: I`m glad that`s over!
Yellowfang: It`s your turn to choose Bluestar.
Bluestar: I choose Kilamenjaro Safari!
 *cats go there*
Speaker: Please get on the train.
 *cats step on the train*
Speaker: 3...2...1 go!
 *ride starts*
Fireheart: ZEBRA!!! ZEBRA!!!!
Bluestar: *takes picture of zebra*
Fireheart: AHH THE FLASH HURTS MY EYES! *covers eyes*
Bluestar: Sorry.
Yellowfang & Ravenpaw: LION!!!! LION!!! LION!!!
Bluestar: *takes picture*
Yellow, Raven, and Fire: OW MY EYES!!!
Driver: Please stop.
Fireheart: We can`t help it! Bluestar is shining light in our eyes!
 *train starts wobbling*
Ravenpaw: AHHHH
Bluestar: This is just part of the ride!
 *train makes it*
Ravenpaw: Phew
Yellowfang and Fire: GIRRAFE!!!!
Bluestar: *takes picture*
Ravenpaw: RHINO!!!!
Bluestar: *takes picture*
 *ride is over*
Everyone: Awwww...
Bluestar: Yellowfang. Choose.
Yellowfang: IDK WHAT TO DO! *Cries*
Speaker: Animal Kingdom is closing in 20 minutes.
 *cats rush to exit*
At the hotel...
Bluestar: That was close!
Yellowfang: Im gonna take a bath. 
Fireheart: I`ll get food!
Bluestar: *gets remote*
Ravenpaw: What are you putting on?
Bluestar: A cool show. *flips through channels*
Ravenpaw: What is it about?
Bluestar: The lion king
Ravenpaw: OH I LOVE THAT MOVIE!
Bluestar: *finds it and puts it on*
TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips!
Ravenpaw: I LOVE IT ALREADY!
Bluestar: *just watches*
Yellowfang: What`s all the...
TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips right after the break!
Yellowfang: I LOVE IT ALREADY
Bluestar: NO! NOT A BREAK! *smashes TV*
Random Twoleg from other hotel: BE QUIET!!
Disney Worker: *somehow fixes TV*
TV: Timon and Pumba`s safety tips!
Yellowfang: YES
Bluestar: Yes what?
 *Fireheart enters with food*
Fireheart: What`s on TV?
Timon (on TV): Pumba, what shall we do?
Fireheart: *drops food, rushes to bed*
Bluestar: *Looks on TV and Timon is riding a scooter with a helmet* YAY!
Ravenpaw: What is it?
Bluestar: The funny part is coming on!
Spottedleaf: *appears and laughs*
Timon: *flies*
Bluestar: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Ravenpaw: Where did Sandpaw go?
Bluestar: She`s still crying over Whitestorm`s death.
Ravenpaw: Oh.
TV: The end!
Everyone: WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWA
 *cats go to bed*
The next morning...
Bluestar: WAKE UP! Were going to Magic Kingdom!
 *cats wake up*
Fireheart: I LOVE MAGIC KINGDOM! *Runs around out of control*
Bluestar: ...
Whitestorm`s Spirit: ...
 *cats drive to Magic Kingdom*
Bluestar: Oh no... We have to go on the tram...
Everyone: WAT!?
 *tram arrives and cats get on*
Tram: *starts*
Bluestar: This`ll go really... FAST!!!!!
 *cats scream*
Tram: *stops*
Ravenpaw: Finally...
Bluestar: Who will pick the ride?
Ravenpaw: MEEEEEEE!!! MEEEEE!
Bluestar: Ok then?
Ravenpaw: I want to go on the Dumbo Ride!
Everyone but Ravenpaw: IT TAKES SO LONG TO WAIT IN LINE!!!
Ravenpaw: Ya, ya
Dovewing: *Appears* I have powers! I can make the line short!
Yellowfang: Good.
 *cats arrive at Dumbo Ride*
Dovewing: *Makes line short*
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