Grand Theft Scratchy/Quotes

===Lisa Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*When will pimps and gangsters get along?
*Why did I think Grand Theft Auto was about the bus driver Otto?
*Why are there no video games about philosophy?
*This neighborhood is in desperate need of a block party.
*Rap is the poetry of the streets.
*Mom, maybe Maggie can change the music.
*I feel fear and liberal guilt!
====Attacking/defeating enemies====
*A man should want you for your mind!
*Bros before hos!
*You're all the victims of broken homes!
*Read Noam Chomsky! Chomsky!
*You've gone from pimp to gimp!
*And stay down!
*I'm a second grader and I vote!
*Don't mess with kid power!
*Bullets are hate projectiles!
*This dialect has become tiresome.
*I'll meditate for you.
====When Marge defeats enemies====
*My mom: the Ghostface Killah.
*You trash that street trash, Mom!
*Mom, that was some top notch de-pimping!
*Come on, Mom, take back the night!
===Marge Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*This place is so violent, why would Bart want to play this game?
*This town is a lot scarier than wherever Pacman lives.
*I feel fat. I wonder if they have a curves here?
*I wish I brought some anti-perspirat to this level.
*Why can't more rappers be like that Vanilla Ice fellow?
====Recruiting members====
*Woof woof! Bark bark!
*Who's a good mob? Who's a good mob?
*There's a new Mac Daddy in town: a Mac Mommy!
*Nag powers: activate!
*Yo dogs! Let's do this thing!
*I'm your human master!
*Attention gangsters: Marge is in charge!
*Cartoon dogs: obey!
*Where's my **tches!
*Time for pimps and hoes to work together!
*Let's get mobby!
====Ordering her mob====
*Break it down with a break down!
*Break it, I get the receipt.
*Gentlify!
*Destroy this non-specific thing!
*Pop an **s in their caps!
*Punch with your fists!
*Unpimp the house!
*Raise that slum-shack!
*Put an end to video game violence - literally!
*Extreme makeover - Marge Edition!
====Attacking enemies====
*How did mice learn to swear?
*Step off, fool!
*If looks could kill, I would be an Uzi!
*Oh go eat a cheese!
*Words hurt, you know.
*I love gangster rap, but I hate gangsters!
*The only good rap is surround rap!
*I'm giving you a time out.
*Oh no you didn't!
*I find your rap music boastful.
*I don't respond to stink talk.
*Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
*Easy on the swears.
===Cat Prostitutes===
*He's so crazy, I got to have his baby.
*My pimp's takes 100%, that seems fair.
*If you tell anyone that this is a weave, I'll KILL you!
*Hoe-down!
*Wanna party!?
*I tore my torn stocking!
*I was Valedictorian..... at Prostitute University!
*I need my pimp!
===Mouse Pimps===
*I am the notorious M.O.U.S.E.
*Mo' money, mo' problems.
*Where's my cheese?
*A pimp's gonna do what a pimp's gotta do.
*Pimpin' ain't easy.
*That Larry the Cable Guy cracks me up.
*I gotta buy my baby mama an Escalade.
*That Condoleezza is fine.
*You're going down, fool!
*Dibs on the little annoying one.
*Your mama's so ugly, they push her face in dough, to make gorilla cookies!
===Itchy Gangsters===
*I torn my Sean John! (sobs)
*If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
*My AI is smarter than you!
*How you like me now!
*That Larry the Cable Guy cracks me up.
*That was whack!
*MELEE!
*Charlie horse! Charlie horse!
*Okay, no one move - I've lost the contact lens.
*Death to humans!
*Let's do this thing!
*I got pain in my izz-**s!
*This is better than working in Krusty Burger.
*Which way did he go, which way did he go?
*I've been dissed.
*I broke my cap-poppin' finger!
===Scratchy Gangsters===
*Eat death!
*If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
*You know who's great? Loretta Swit.
*You ain't got no reason to live!
*God help me, I love to strangle.
*There's high fructose corn syrup in everything these days.
*My father never told me he loved me....... yet.
*The best place to shoot someone? In the back.
*Kill, kill, kill, kill!
*You dead, honey.
*I feel stabby!
*MELEE!
*How do you like me now?
*Stay on target (x2)!
*This playground just became a slay-ground!
*I can't believe I never lived without passion.
*Let's do this thing!
*Who wants to thumb wrestle?
*I'm using mom-killer bullets.
*I don't feel so good.....
*My nards!
*Owie-zowie!
*Aw, FUDGE!
*Luckily, I'm wasted.
*Now THAT'S a concussion!
*Aw, Suge Knight!
*I like eggs...
*Now I know pain!
===Poochie===
*Don't get up in Poochie's business!
*A to the O, Poochie on the go!
*Poochie in da house.
*Poochie got mad skills!
*You hoes are da bomb!
*Wassup, bras?!
*You know what I'm sayin'!
*Wiggedy wack, you gonna get smacked!
*Time for a wack attack!
*Beneath my sunglasses, I'm scared!
*I need an escape-skateboard!
*Pray for Poochie!
*Poochie does not like this development!
*This mob used to be cool!
*This mob is wack, and not the good kind of wack.
*Hurry, I'm running out of catchphrases!
*Why did I have to be so dope?!
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