Sea Captain

He was hitting the high seas one day with his cadet friend, and two ladies on deck. The ladies were the apples of his eye, but he didn't know which was which or which one to marry. He better do it now, as he was an old man with a scruffy beard. Cadet said, "Where are going next, Captain?" and Captain said, "Why are you asking me that? We're already in a great spot at-"
Just then a terrible storm came. "Get below, everybody!" the Captain yelled. Cadet ran around in circles, and eventually the Captain slapped him in the face. "Sorry, you were getting hysterical. Now get below, you squit!" Cadet got below, but it was more like collapsing down the stairs. The storm was getting worse and worse. The Captain didn't care if he died, but he didn't want the precious gems to die. So he grabbed the ladies and tries to hoist them below, but one fell over deck and one got struck by lightning. The Captain threw the struck-by-lightning one down the stairs with the Cadet and yelled, "Woman alive!"
He tried to get her back up on deck, but Cadet came and hit him with a broom on the head. "Common, the storm is getting worse!" he said. The Captain said, "But-but..." "let me go!" said the woman. He let her go. "Now get below!" Cadet screamed. Although Captain couldn't hear him, as the storm was screaming louder than Cadet was. Captain fell over deck with the lady, and just like that, the storm ended. Everything was calm and peaceful. The only ones on deck were Cadet and one of the ladies. "What a tragedy," said Cadet. The Captain and the lady might've died, but at least they did it together.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 10 Minifigures