The Golden Chopsticks

The Golden Chopsticks is the fourth episode of the spin-off Reckless and Retired. It aired on July 18, 2014.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star 
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary 
*Charles Dingleberry
*The Chopstick Coconut (debut)
==Plot==
Charles Dingleberry, annoyed by SpongeBob and his friends, sends them on a quest to find the (non-existenet) legendary magic golden chopsticks, deep in the heart of China.
==Story==
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton are in a giant dog-pile, fighting over the remote. The resident in the room next door, Charles Dingleberry is very annoyed, and comes into the room.
"You idiots wanna do something FUN?" he said, sarcastically sounding eager.
"Not really..." said Squidward.
"Too bad," said Charles. "In the Great Wall of China, there are two ancient legendary gold chopsticks, said to posess great power and worth. For centuries, no one has been able to find them. But don't hold both of them in the same hand, or you will be CURSED!" he said.
But before he could finish, they were gone.
Soon, SpongeBob and friends arrived to China. After fighting lots of armies and stuff, they got to the Great Wall of China, and they slammed Patrick's head into it, causing it to crack open. There inside of it, were the legendary Golden Chopsticks.
Back at the retirement home, Charles was relaxing and watching TV. SpongeBob and friends busted in the door.
"We found the Golden Chopsticks!" said SpongeBob.
"What the..? The legend's true!!??" said Charles. He grabbed the chopsticks and examined them.
"Wait! Charles! You said not to hold both of them in the same h-..."
Suddenly Charles was turned into a werewolf.
The government immediately busted in the room, shot the werewolf dead, put him in a net, tied the net to a helicopter, and flew him straight to Area 51.
"Wow..." said Plankton.
Later that day, Patrick was trying to eat a coconut with the chopsticks.
"STUPID CHOPSTICKS!! YOU AREN'T GOOD FOR ANYTHING!!" he said.
Patrick got the chopsticks, and broke them into 4 pieces. He through the broken pieces and the coconut down the stairs. 
When they fell down the stairs, the chopsticks and the coconut combined. The 4 broken pieces became arms and legs for the coconut. It became a living, walking coconut with chopsticks for limbs.
The Chopstick Coconut stood up and walked up to Patrick.
"Beep, beep, boop, boop," communicated the coconut.
"Awwwww, I'm gonna call you Dave!" said Patrick as he hugged the weird creature.
"Boop, boop, beep, beep!"
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