Immortal Words

“	"There's the Dragonhollow difference right there, folks. On how many other servers are you gonna see the phrase "belligerent throngs"? Though, to be fair, I would've also accepted "belligerent thongs", which would make a great name for a band..."	”
 	—Tox reads Immortal Words 	—Tox reads Immortal Words
Immortal Words was a book written by Panda.
It was a short story describing a very well received speech that, as its author humbly wrote, ushered in "a new era of victory and prosperity.
The book was intended as a non sequitur, as the text was written in reply to Rolo's introduction in the Forum. It was later transcribed by Tox and put on display at the Woodland Museum lending library.
Azureila wrote a follow-up sequel entitled Belligerent Thongs based upon Tox's review of Immortal Words.
=Locations=
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===Second Era===
*Forum
*Woodlands Museum
===Second Era===
*Deep Thought
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Memoriam on Mnemosyne
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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The Endangered Panda rose out of his chair and raised a hand to the belligerent throngs. A deathly silence fell over the crowd, the weight of expectation hung in the air like a thick fog. With a reverence befitting only a true leader of men, Panda addressed the people:
"Pandas will rule, humans shall die, AJ shall live."
The crowd erupted into joyous celebration as a new era of victory and prosperity began, for these words carried with them such power that no enemy could ever counteract them. Not even "What the fuck is wrong with you?" as asked by Panda's mother, or "Are you retarded or something?" as asked ubiquitously by everyone that has the pleasure of meeting him. No longer shall Panda's intelligence be called into question for he has spoketh the immortal words, and the world is in his debt.﻿
Category:Books