The Dabber

The Dabber is the chief of ascended beings. Their existence is bound with that of the Daddykiin and is mentioned in the same legends found within the Prison Wallets.
== Appearance ==
The appearance of the Dabber in legends is varied but two are routinely mentioned in the Prison Wallets and the writings of Hindustan.
=== Chotu the Child: ===
In some iterations, the Dabber is shown as a small boy of about eight years in age. He has brown hair and eyes and wears a simple outfit of a green shirt and red shorts. This depiction of the Dabber is found throughout Vishrampur and appears most often in the series. A variant of Chotu the Child appears in the arena where Gattu and Battu fight a random black man. This version has a warped face and widened eyes, reflecting its relationship with CHIM
=== Howard the Daddykiin: ===
Other iterations show the Dabber as a balding older man with a perpetual smile on his face. He is often shown wearing a black shirt and nothing else. This version also has him sitting with some naughty submissive over his lap as his right hand is raised with paddle in hand, ready to deal a powerful spanking. A shrine to Howard the Daddykiin is seen in the halls of the Hindu Sultans as Bima begins his training.
=== Other depictions ===
There are other, lesser variations of the Dabber that appear in the series. Sher Singh has a broken shrine dedicated to the ascended being in his used condom storage barrel in his hideout. This version is a bastardized version of Uriel Septim VII.
== Hymn of the Dabber ==
Attendance! Motu, Patlu? (Present!) Gattu, Batu? (Present!) Ninja? (Present!) Kenichi? (Present!) Aaj ka topic hai D se dab, dab-d dab-d dab, dab dab.
Verse 2: In the cool clothes, plus attitude, plus new hand moves, and dab, and dab, and dab and dab and dab.
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==Gallery==
1451525954550.png|Howard the Daddykiin
Screenshot_2020-10-15_at_4.18.05_PM.png|Chotu the Child
Screenshot_2020-10-15_at_4.43.14_PM.png|Chotu the Child yet again
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thedabberdabbing.jpg|The Dabber dabbing
Maxresdefault (1).jpg|The bastardized version in Sher Singh's condom barrel
Photo 2018-05-27 00-08-38.jpg|The Chotu variant seen in the arena.
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