Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope (Chapter 8)

Chapter 8 is the eighth chapter of Angry Birds Rio: Wings of Hope written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Saving Rio".
==Plot==
(As Bomb exploded through the fortress, the whole fortress caught on fire as the whole place begin to collapse in much of the birds, monkeys and pigs' attention, fearing that the fortress is gonna fall as they seek to plan their way out of the fortress)
*Minion Pig #1: The fortress' collapsing!
*Minion Pig #2: Reach to the nearest exit!
*King Pig: What is going on around here?!
*Foreman Pig: The whole fortress is about to crash!
*Chef Pig: We must get out of here!
*Ross: Something must have exploded in the hallway while we were fighting.
*King Pig: Come with me as we escape through the emergency exit!
*Red: Not so very fast! *fight King Pig*
*King Pig: Ow! What is wrong with you?!
*Chuck: Don't let the pigs get away with this! *beat every pig up!
*Nigel: No no no! Why are we falling?
*Blu: Take a beat! *throw a blueberry at Nigel*
*Nigel: Ah! Blueberries! I hate them so much!
*Gabi: How could you, blue macaw!
*Stella: The whole place gonna fall. We must go and evacuate the castle!
*Bubbles: Right behind you!
*Red: Birds and pigs, let's go! *he and his group evacuate*
*King Pig: Not so fast! You're not leaving without a brawl! *chase the birds*
*Jewel: *knock every pig out* That's every last of them to kick out.
*Rafael: Uh, guys. The whole fortress is gonna fall.
*Matilda: We heard and the pigs and monkeys are screaming!
*Mauro: One of the towers is gonna fall on us! We must retreat to safety!
*Pedro: All righty! We get it monkey boy!
*Bomb: *dizzy and shake himself* What in the world happen here?
*Hal: Bomb, are you okay? What happen?
*Bomb: I blew up, on purpose!
*Hal: On purpose? You did great! You show these pigs some whack and bomb them all out of the way!
*Bomb: I made a mistake. I exploded so the whole wooden castle can crack like a iceberg!
*Hal: Then why didn't you say so? We have to go now before the whole castle crush on us like eggs!
*Red: Guys, we have to leave the fortress! The whole's place gonna fall in pieces!
*Nico: We'll be catching up!
*Pedro: Let's get out of here before the fortress crush us like blocks!
*King Pig: *laugh while breaking through the fortress to fight the birds* You are not leaving today, sore losers!
*Red: King Pig, why are you here when you're trying to cause a heist on us?
*King Pig: It isn't a heist. It's a cool crime.
*Nigel: *show up* That's right! You'll be punished for the wrong reasons on how to not mess with a cult leader! *laugh*
*Gabi: That's my boy Nigel right here.
*Blu: You're still following us?
*King Pig: You have it your way as we fight back from your team!
*Blu: We'll take you down and steady. Hey Mauro, send your group to safety through the village!
*Mauro: I'll make sure every monkey of mine is safe and sound. My group, reach to the exit! *he and his group evacuate out of the fortress*
*Nigel: Monkeys! Come back! What about your flying lessons?! *furious* RED AND BLU!
*Red: You got a problem with us?
*Nigel: For the hate of mercy, I'm gonna kill you all for ruining my plan to burn down the whole jungle.
*Blu: Bring it on, if you dare.
*Jewel: I'll catch up with you all at the safest spot.
*Blu: Jewel, protect the kids and keep them safe back at the village.
*Red: And you too Stella by protecting my group with Blu's flock.
*Stella: I got you covered. Come on guys. Let's Blu and Red have their moment with their rivals. *she and the flock leave the fortress*
*Gabi: Hey, where are they going?
*Nigel: Uh uh uh. We have to deal with these flightless birds on our own.
*King Pig: Red and Blu. How much I despise you for a single living of a tail feather.
*Red: You know that we hate each other.
*Blu: And forever 'til the very end.
*Nigel: You'll never see the light of day, blue macaw! *throw wood pieces at Blu*
*Blu: Ah! My eyes.
*Red: Let's rumble. *jump and fight King Pig*
*King Pig: *try to hit Red* Get back here, man. I'm not done messing with you yet.
*Nigel: *try to hit Blu* Stop moving when I'm suppose to hit you.
*Blu: *fly backwards* You see me moving, don't you?
*Gabi: What is he doing?
*Nigel: He's flying backwards. That is like the stupidest thing he ever done while facing off a fierce bird.
*Blu: Whoops! There it is! *fly to bump Nigel and Gabi*
*Nigel: *crash on the ground* Hey!
*Gabi: Not fair! Cheater!
*Red: *beat up King Pig* Take this! And that!
*King Pig: Ow ow ow ow ow. Stop! Stop! What are you doing?
*Red: I'm beating you up like you promise.
*King Pig: I didn't ask for a fight! You are giving me these boo-boos and that's hurt!
*Blu: Don't worry Red! I got him covered! *drop a stone at King Pig*
*King Pig: Ah! You bimbo! You hurt me with the stone!
*Blu: That's good. You deserve to get hit! *see the fortress breaking apart* Uh oh.
*King Pig: We'll die right here to the very end.
*Nigel: You are not leaving this instance without the loss of your blood!
*Blu: Nope. Sorry. We gotta go.
*Gabi: You're gonna leave us here to die?!
*Red: *think* Blu, what are we suppose to do?
*Blu: Um. *see wood, stone, ice and glass breaking apart from the fire*
*King Pig: You either die as a hero or live as a villain. You're choice!
*Nigel: Don't just stand here. Do something!
*Gabi: Get us to safety while we're at it.
*Red: You got something else to say?
*Blu: Nope! *grab Red out of the fortress* Gotta go and straight outta the fire!
*King Pig: No! Come back! You little meat eating birds!
*Nigel: They watch us suffer to the fate of death.
*Gabi: How could they?!
*King Pig: This is the end of the road. We lost the eggs, we lost the battle and our fates seal right through the fire of the fortress.
*Nigel: We are too doomed to die in the fire.
*Gabi: Love hurts right here. *see the castle collapsing* Oh no, he didn't!
(The fortress collapses with the damage knocking down King Pig and Nigel's group as Red and Blu escape from the fortress and catch up with the rest of the flock to safety in the middle of the jungle)
*Chuck: Guys, look! It's Red and Blu!
*Blu: Woo! That was a close shot. *drop Red and land down*
*Red: We would have burned out if it weren't for the fire.
*Stella: Thank goodness, you guys are okay.
*Jewel: What happen. Did you manage to beat the enemies?
*Red: We did and yes. We have finally beaten all the pigs and Nigel for good.
*Nico: Boy, that guy we know from somewhere isn't coming back anytime soon.
*Pedro: He should have been dead long time ago after the fight at the plane.
*Rafael: Didn't he got transferred to a medical center in Rio? Whatever happen to him, he might have escaped for revenge.
*Blu: Eh. There's no need to worry about him right now. He escaped earlier with his dart frog friend and got defeated while being carried away from the fire and collapsing of the fortress.
*Mauro: The fortress is easy to break down through the use of wood, stone, ice and glass.
*Bomb: We really knock down wood real good except the part that I exploded!
*Matilda: You did nothing wrong Bomb. You did fantastic as a dynamite!
*Bubbles: Nothing is ever gonna bite you out of the blue!
*Hal: You got your one lucky shot with the boom.
*Nico: Boom bing boom. You got swag, bro.
*Pedro: Don't be embarrassed about the best critical hits you just did in battle.
*Bomb: Every time we fight the pigs to get back the eggs, I always get nervous when it come to conclusions and tensions in wake of my explosive powers.
*Blu: You are special and have heart in your pride. It's not that the birds back in your island are always teasing you and trying to make fun of you for how you turned out.
*Bomb: My parents were bombers. They explode a lot of times when we eat worms and bird seeds for breakfast, lunch and dinner. When we fight against pigs, they destroyed bunch of homes and burned bunch of their gates when hiding.
*Chuck: It's like they got no pride in them as the pigs should be ashamed of themselves for their clutches.
*Red: Pigs. So annoying. They shouldn't have warped here after the accident.
*Mauro: Dang. These suckers are crazy. Could have been a army of apes holding on spears.
*Rafael: At least, we scare them all away on time.
*Red: I am not expecting the pigs to be here. Weird that we're on the same world on the same page.
*Hal: It's not like we're flipping over a book to see what chapter we're on like we're in the same jungle as them.
*Blu: Should have never ripped a page either. Like the librarian said, if you rip it, you pay for it.
*Tiago: How can you ripped a page out of a rented book that lives with the library?
*Blu: Eh. Licensed claims and copyright infringements. The library own the book and want the people to rent it and return on the day the due day is listed.
*Mauro: Birds, I never expect to work together as a team after years of misadventures and troubles all over Rio. I have your trust.
*Rafael: Do we really trust you on this one?
*Mauro: Yes. You all believe me. I see everything. I see the whole thing!
*Nico: Are you sure?
*Mauro: No tricks, no pranks, no stealing and no looting.
*Pedro: We're all playing with you man. We owe you a apology and sorry for all the trouble we caused with your group few years back then.
*Mauro: Are you still mad at me for sneaking into the hidden club of a fruit market?
*Nico: What? No. We all made mistakes in life.
*Pedro: That heist fight was an embarrassment.
*Red: So monkeys and birds are starting to get along, which is nice.
*Chuck: But with the pigs. Ugh! They get on our nerves and try to steal our eggs for dinner.
*Bomb: And our breakfasts and lunches! *hear a cricket sound* What did I say?
*Matilda: Oh, nothing Bomb. You're good.
*Hal: You are amazing as a boom in the crate.
*Bubbles: A bomb or a TNT?
*Bomb: Both. My skills and powers are based on those weapons.
*Stella: Glad we could get along instead of fighting like children.
*Tiago: We're good to go.
*Carla: Yeah. No more fighting some pigs for a while.
*Bia: These little piggies won't be alive to tell that we left.
*Jay: Didn't we find the eggs on the way here?
*Red: No. That is just a whole different jungle. The pigs and Nigel aren't aware that somebody else have stolen the eggs during the fall.
*Jim: That's sad.
*Jake: At least, they don't have to worry about somebody else stealing the eggs over a jelly bean.
*Red: The pigs and Nigel would have been laughing at this. But we still have to find the eggs before we return home.
*Mauro: I didn't know all of you guys have kids.
*Blu: We have kids now.
*Jewel: Plus. *hold Blu* We're married!
*Rafael: A love couple since the escape from the plane crash.
*Stella: If you're asking about the eggs, all of us own the eggs in which they reside back in our world. I hope we can return to the Amazon so we can get the eggs back before somebody else eat them alive.
*Nico: I hope it's not a snake.
*Pedro: Or a cobra, which is part of the snake family.
*Mauro: I'm feeling a little funky in here. We'll have to find a new home to reside in since the pigs have taken over our territory and ruined the club for everyone else.
*Rafael: Well, we got you something better for you and your group to live in.
*Blu: It's a whole bird utopia full of friendly birds in the wild.
*Mauro: You want me to be friends with most of your birds? *disgust* Blah. I'm not even a flightless bird to spit feathers out of my beak if I had one.
*Rafael: You're a mammal, silly. I just have to inform my friends that all of you guys will be moving in to the bird village.
*Carla: It would not be a bird village anymore. It would now be a animal village to begin with.
*Blu: Let's go back to the bird village and chill out before our departure.
*Red: We could also find a place to sleep for one night before our return to the Amazon in the following days.
*Rafael: Vamonos my amigos. We're going back to the bird village.
*Mauro: I'm amazed what you guys have gotten out of your feathers and tails.
*Nico: Play it cool, little King Kong.
*Mauro: Will you stop calling me little King Kong already?! Jeez, I'm not a gorilla.
*Pedro: Okay. How about Donkey Kong?
*Mauro: Nope. Not even trying.
*Rafael: It's on like Donkey Kong!
*Mauro: Enough with the name jokes! Gosh, bananas. I'm so tired of being made fun.
*Blu: It's okay man. We're just messing with you.
*Red: Messing like playing to make fun? Shouldn't have done it in the first place.
(Red and Blu's flock with Mauro and his group left the ruins of the fortress and head back to the bird village as they introduce one of the birds to the monkeys as well informing what happen at the jungle between the birds and pigs)
*Blu: Home sweet bird village it is.
*Red: Say hello to your new home, if you ever moved to the village.
*Mauro: *look around the bird village with his marmosets* Holy bananas.
*Marmoset #1: It's a whole big world out there.
*Marmoset #2: It got bridges and bird houses.
*Marmoset #3: Take a look at the statue right there! *see a bird statue made out of bananas* Would love to eat that thing like a banana sundae.
*Rafael: Here we are you guys. Welcome to the humble bird village.
*Mauro: We know where we are already.
*Pedro: So? Are you liking it?
*Nico: You must be feeling the groove, man.
*Mauro: If I were being funky enough with all the watches on my hips.
*Wilson: Welcome back so soon, dudes. How was the long walk?
*Rhea: Did you save any fruits on the walk?
*Red: Apparently, no. We didn't find some fruits on the way, despite briefly seeing them.
*Rhea: Aw. Come on. I know you saw a lot of fruits briefly. Why didn't you bring them here on the go?
*Chuck: Because, the fruits age fast like milk?
*Bomb: It get old quickly as a lettuce.
*Rafael: Nothing to see here folks. It's all good now.
*Nero: Hey! Why are there monkeys on the village?!
*Mauro: Huh? You're talking about us?
*Hernando: They're trespassing the bird village, huh?!
*Rhea: Rafael, why are you bringing the monkeys over? You know, they're dangerous and they steal a lot of bird and human things around the world.
*Wilson: Bro, don't tell us that they're gonna steal a nickel for a apple slice. Totally not cool man.
*Rafael: We can really explain what happen. Blu, tell us.
*Blu: Long story. We were talking a nice walk until we saw a familiar enemy of ours on the run.
*Mauro: It was me. As you may know, we changed our ways of retiring as thieves.
*Red: You were bad all along until you learned your lesson and changed your ways.
*Mauro: Yes. The pigs were chasing me and also, came a enemy of mine that I used to work with. He was a white cockatoo.
*Blu: *cough* Nigel. *cough* Need to say more? Am I coughing enough to reveal the truth?
*Wilson: No. You're good. Keep going.
*Blu: We all heard that Nigel has briefly returned to the jungle with the pigs, but we manage to take down one of their fortresses.
*Red: The pigs we met were my enemies. I face them back at Piggy Island in which me and my friends were originally from. We were neighbors and did not get along as they have a bad habit of stealing eggs from other birds' nests, including ours.
*Stella: Didn't you say that the eggs got taken by a peacock at the Amazon?
*Red: Yes. When we return to the Amazon, we'll find that peacock and take the theft down.
*Mauro: There was a change in Nigel that he has a dart tree frog friend in him.
*Blu: We meet Nigel in Rio and on the Amazon when the tree loggers were taking down the trees with some big boss.
*Jewel: Once we beat the tree loggers, we also saw Nigel in the sky when trying to bomb the whole rainforest down and prevent it all away.
*Bia: The dart frog wasn't so poison after all until she learned her ways and still acting like a naughty frog after all.
*Jay: She's so mean.
*Rhea: You met Nigel and Gabi again? Right? On where? In Rio?
*Red: Yes. We met them in Rio where the pigs made an alliance with them.
*Blu: With the help of the monkeys, we take down all the pigs and boom! We destroy the fortress in minutes.
*Bomb: I exploded by accident cause, I get nervous when it come to inclusions.
*Hal: Why are you starting an excuse again? You were incredible!
*Bubbles: There's nothing wrong with your critical hits by the flaws of your power.
*Bomb: It happen sometimes. It just happens during the end of the battle.
*Mauro: We saved my people during the heist.
*Stella: Actually, I was the one that freed your people in the cages.
*Matilda: And then, we started beating every single pig in the fortress before the explosion.
*Red: Right after the explosion, me and Blu have to fight Nigel and King Pig before the remaining parts burn off from the fire as we escaped in time with our enemies facing off the sudden death.
*Nico: Are you sure the cockatoo and King Pig are dead from the fire?
*Blu: Sure is and they should be dead.
*Pedro: Good. They should be presumably dead for now after the collapsing of the fortress and fire.
*Wilson: Oh wow. What a hero you guys are.
*Nero: Stunning as a rock.
*Hernando: Oh man. You're the goat!
*Rhea: The greatest of all time you mean.
*Parrot #1: Dang, you guys are crazy.
*Parrot #2: How can we call you guys legends? Like gods?
*Rafael: If you ask us, that would be fine.
*Parrot #3: How did you guys tear down a fortress in one day? By throwing a pebble?
*Red: It was something else. We build a slingshot in order to launch us to the fortress and destroy it by a thought.
*Chuck: One of us were fierce and fast by breaking down wood and ice.
*Bomb: Glass is easy to break as rock is hard to break as a boulder.
*Stella: A boulder is a rock.
*Bomb: Yes, but they're still solid as a mountain, right Terence?
*Terence: *growls* Heh.
*Green Bird: How can you use a slingshot to destroy a fortress?
*Red: We sling ourselves to break through wood and collapse the fortress. You know we're saying?
*Chuck: We did that many times in all of our battles with the pigs.
*Jay: The pigs were hiding in houses, towers, tents, castles and fortresses.
*Jim: We destroy all of them in one minute.
*Jake: Once they hide, we always catch them in seconds and beat them up.
*Bomb: Baba bing, baba boom. When they're down, they're defeated and claim the eggs as our rewards to take back.
*Wilson: Wow. You guys are special. Very special.
*Chuck: Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
*Wilson: You guys are good. You heroes are the best dudes in town!
*Hernando: They even brought a monkey in the bird village.
*Mauro: So what?
*Rafael: You're happy to find yourself in a place like home.
*Mauro: The jungle has been our home for a very long time and yep, we'll accept it.
*Bat: You'll be happy to live here, as long you are me. *see the sunlight* Ah, not the sunlight. *hide in the tent* That's better.
*Nero: Shaped as a tree and solid as a rock, welcome to the bird village, monkeys.
*Mauro: So, you're accepting us to let us be welcomed to the bird village after all the trouble we caused over the years?
*Nero: Yes. Even for your flaws and giving up on thievery, you are still welcome to the bird community after all. But remember, no stealing.
*Mauro: We promise.
*Pedro: We still wouldn't trust the guy if he was still caught stealing through his crimes.
*Nico: He couldn't have been faking it.
*Chuck: The guy's changed his ways.
*Wilson: So monkeys, you are welcome to the bird village and feel free to party at any area you want at the village.
*Rhea: We got lots of fruits to eat from.
*Hernando: And our personal favorite, berries!
*Blu: Say, what you gonna do for your free time, Mauro?
*Mauro: I'll say, let's party with a lot of bananas! *he and his marmosets celebrate by jumping all over the place and playing some music on a iPod to dance into "Funky Monkey"*
*Wilson: Enjoy dudes. No bed bugs bites on the go.
*Nero: Come on! They're gonna mess up the whole village as much as a messy club.
*Rafael: Relax Nero. Let them have their fun.
*Hernando: The bird village is now a birds and monkeys paradise. Woo!
*Jewel: My gosh, they're still gonna make a mess.
*Carla: They're monkeys Mom. Monkeys are suppose to jump and act like they're laughing for fun like gorillas.
*Jay: And a Mighty Eagle too.
*Red: Not the Mighty Eagle. The Mighty Eagle is a serious bird that doesn't joke around and take things too seriously.
*Chuck: He show up in time and smashes things on what's set up.
*Bomb: The pigs can easily be defeated by a thought.
*Hal: Prove that.
*Hernando: How much longer these monkeys are gonna party for?
*Rhea: Let them have their fun. They are born to laugh and dance.
*Wilson: These guys are as funky as a parrot.
*Nero: Excuse me. No parrot can be comedic as a weasel.
*Wilson: If you ask me, dude.
*Nero: Do not call me dude.
*Wilson: Okay. Sorry. Just chilling.
*Kipo: As a apology to the fight at the club, we'll have a day to shine with the reformed monkeys!
*Mauro: We redeemed for good! It's a banana slamma party time! *jump in a crate of bananas with his friends*
*Blu: Going bananas, eh?
*Nico: These guys got everything.
*Pedro: He rock.
*Wilson: Come join the fun Blu and Red. We got a party to funk up!
*Blu: We would love to, but we got some other things to do.
*Wilson: What? Why not?
*Jewel: The truth is, we're on vacation and we just recently moved a while back during the search for our species.
*Wilson: You're on vacation?
*Rafael: Yeah. It's true. I moved with these guys to the Amazon. We are now visiting for the summer every year for now on to catch up with all of you guys and the owners of Blu and Jewel in which they travel around the world for safari life.
*Nero: We get your point and that's understandable. I know you got other things to do back at the Amazon, but you're free to go anytime you like.
*Blu: Thank you guys. We may find a local hotel to stay at for the night. Anyone want to come?
*Rhea: What? The village is our heart and home. We're staying!
*Mauro: I love this place so much! *eat a lot of bananas*
*Red: These monkeys drive me nuts.
*Matilda: I guess they're happy living in a world full of birds.
*Stella: Give them some free time as much as deserved.
*Chuck: We better get going for now. Great chatting with you all.
*Wilson: At your service. Dude a lot.
*Bomb: And kudos to all the friendly birds out there, including Terence.
*Terence: *growls* Heh.
*Rhea: Enjoy the flight while you can.
*Blu: Hold on tight as we leave the jungle.
*Red: *he and his flock get hold on by Blu's flock* You bet.
*Nico: Man, you guys are heavy.
*Pedro: Looking sharp.
*Chuck: Right on tight.
*Bomb: I hope nobody falls.
*Rafael: Are you guys ready to take flight to the city?
*Tiago: Yes we are!
*Jay: Tee hee hee. *giggles*
*Rafael: Let's go!
*Blu: Goodbye everyone! *he and everyone fly out of the village*
*Wilson: So long birds! Dude a lot!
*Red: Dude a lot to you too!
*Rafael: A shout out to Luiz and don't forget to say Hi to him!
*Wilson: We will.
*Rafael: Great! I'm telling Luiz that when we get home.
*Hal: Woo! We're free birds!
*Bubbles: Freedom at last!
*Nero: I really like these guys. Very clever.
*Bat: And perfect sense of humor.
*Hernando: I hope they don't get caught by a cockatoo on the way out.
*Rhea: I hope so.
*Mauro: Goodbye feather friends! We'll miss you... again! *dive in a pool of bananas* I love this home so much.
(Back at the now destroyed fortress, the pigs get up from the wood, stone, ice and glass after their encounter with the birds and monkeys as King Pig and his henchmen get up from the wood as Nigel and Gabi get up, shaking their body to get the dust off their chest in much of their disappointment)
*King Pig: Oof! That battle was a snoozer.
*Nigel: This stinks. I got wood dirt all over in my body.
*Gabi: What was that awful smell?!
*Nigel: Just a smell of crap. You seen it everywhere in garbages and dumps. I hate it when that happens. I'll rather smell fire over a trash bag.
*Foreman Pig: What a waste of scraps.
*Chef Pig: Oh man. The fortress. Is ruined!
*Ross: We smell like burnt toast in here.
*Minion Pig #1: Where are we going to live?
*Minion Pig #2: There's like nothing to see from here.
*Nigel: This was our fortress. But the birds and monkeys manage to strike back against us and ruined our humble fortress after one long battle. What a shame.
*Foreman Pig: We lost our fortress. How dare they shoot at us and break through our walls to collapse it like a mountain?
*Chef Pig: We worked hard on the fortress with effort. Where are we going to live now?
*Minion Pig #1: I thought the monkeys build the fortress for us.
*Minion Pig #2: They didn't do a good job on putting the most protection the fortress would get on having secured gates to prevent intruders from coming in.
*Minion Pig #3: I bet we would be living under a rock by the bridge.
*Minion Pig #4: But we can't quit just yet.
*Ross. We got a lot of more plans to think of, but to sit and do nothing.
*King Pig: What these barnacles did was wrong! We worked hard off our butts for the whole day without fall outs.
*Nigel: The fools may have done it. But they're not going easy without a spanking.
*Gabi: Who would taste the poison of love?
*Minion Pig #1: Bleh. Not me.
*Minion Pig #2: I'm gonna be sick.
*Nigel: Soon, we will be pooping in their party when we arrive to the Amazon rainforest. *laugh*
*King Pig: Ha ha ha! Ah! *smash his throne* I'm done for! I'm a sore loser like my papa, son, daughter, mama and family.
*Nigel: You're not giving up today. We're going to finish what we have left of.
*Gabi: Come on King Pig. We can do it.
*King Pig: Yes. Eureka. We're not going to give up yet.
*Foreman Pig: Your majesty, what's cooking?
*Chef Pig: You got a French toast to make?
*King Pig: No. We're going to take down the birds for ruining my fortress.
*Ross: And what about it?
*King Pig: What about it? Wherever they go, I will pursue my REVENGE ON THEM!
*Nigel: We heard. Once you beat them up, we'll take over a home of theirs to rule the jungle fill of poorness and slavery filled to the feathers of their claws.
*King Pig: Yes. But where do they live? By the trees?
*Gabi: I heard they live in the Amazon.
*King Pig: What's a Amazon?
*Nigel: *sign* Ugh, I hate questions. The Amazon is a rainforest where the flock of Blu reside and that where our enemies are going if I'm not mistaking.
*King Pig: Time is not waiting for us as we must prepare some ships to get to the Amazon to take over!
*Foreman Pig: What are we going to make to get to the Amazon?
*King Pig: Hot air balloons!
*Chef Pig: What kind of hot air balloons? What size?
*King Pig: Small, medium, big. Whatever you want to build.
*Ross: We'll build the most hot air balloons we can to get to the Amazon.
*King Pig: Alright people! Start building these rides!
(The bad piggies begin work on the hot air balloons as they take scraps from the destroyed fortress to build them with the use of engines and fire to get them working as the big ones, looking like ships are set up for the pigs and Nigel to hop on to take flight on leaving the jungle of Rio)
*King Pig: All the hot air balloons are done and ready to take off in the wild.
*Nigel: You done very well on taking scraps and using them to create flying objects to take flight.
*Gabi: I hope they work.
*Ross: Trust us. They always work. The same happen with the rides where we used to steal the eggs the other day.
*Foreman Pig: Ross made a point there.
*King Pig: He is always right. Alright piggies! Let's get out of the jungle and make way to the Amazon!
*Nigel: Whenever my feathers are pointing, go straight as in a line!
*Chef Pig: To the straight line! *he and everyone control the hot air balloons and take flight to the sky*
*King Pig: We're out of the jungle and in to the skies!
*Ross: The Amazon is only few miles away to get to the location.
*Nigel: The Amazon is part of Brazil as the biggest continent in South America. As far away the whole place is, it's gonna take days to get to the rainforest full of animals and birds.
*Gabi: I hope no thunder storm strike lightning into the balloons.
*King Pig: I agree. We're gonna make this big trip nice and easy!
*Nigel: Don't worry Red and Blu. We will be pooping in your party soon once we get to the Amazon to take you down stiff and stinky. *laugh maniacially*
(As King Pig and Nigel's group ride on the hot air balloons to fly to the Amazon, back with Red and Blu's flock as they are flying by leaving the jungle and heading straight to the city of Rio de Janeiro to search for a local hotel to rest for the night)
*Red: That Wilson guy is really the coolest bird in town.
*Blu: Boy, we had so much time together with most of Rafael's friends.
*Rafael: They're all nice to you. Even Wilson is nice towards our flock.
*Red: We still make a good team together.
*Chuck: Even the friendly ones.
*Bomb: All the birds in the village are friendly.
*Nico: I never expect for the monkeys to reform.
*Pedro: That little King Kong guy still cracks me up with his skills.
*Hal: They be flapping to a lot of bananas after funking to the funky party of theirs.
*Bubbles: They even got a new home to share with the birds.
*Matilda: Mind as well live in tents like most birds living in nests.
*Stella: Or else, they could rest inside of a bubble.
*Red: I'm feeling the breeze in here.
*Blu: Like heat waves? Or a whirlwind full of wind.
*Red: It's getting warmer through the wind.
*Blu: Oh my. We're about to reach to the city.
*Chuck: Hold on to your beaks!
*Rafael: Here we go!
(Red and Blu's flock left the jungle and arrive at the beach and fly through the sand and head over to the city to search for a local hotel to stay at)
*Nico: Straight outta the jungle and in to the beach!
*Pedro: Woo! We're back at the city.
*Blu: Is the carnival over already? Man, It feel like we're gonna reach to the levels of sunset before dark.
*Jewel: Our next step is to find a train and find a place to stay for the night.
*Chuck: Are we staying at somebody's house to prevent getting caught or we have to stay by the dump where the stinky garbage would foil.
*Blu: No no no. We'll find at a local Inn. Like a hotel and marriott.
*Nico: You want to go to a Inn for one night?
*Pedro: Dang, you're nuts. We should have stay back at the village with Wilson and the others.
*Bomb: I guess we're not mad at the decision you made for us for a place to stay for the night.
*Blu: Yeah. There gotta be a local Inn in Rio.
*Jewel: Let's just take a train to search for a Inn to stay at. We been in Rio for few years where we used to fly at various places like the spa and gym.
*Blu: I can tell a Inn is somewhere around this area.
*Tiago: Is it on a avenue?
*Blu: We'll see when we take the train stop.
*Hal: I wonder how the train is gonna work out.
*Blu: Trains usually move around the city, like taking a bus to any stop.
*Bubbles: And a boat?
*Blu: Nah. Boats like cruises sail on waters while vehicles like cars ride on the ground.
*Rafael: A airplane fly in the sky, just like in the airports.
*Blu: Prove that.
*Stella: There's a train stop right there!
*Matilda: Make way to the train before it moves. *she and everyone reach to the top of the train*
*Chuck: Here we are to the first stop.
*Bia: Aren't we suppose to go inside the train like most humans do?
*Jewel: We're birds. We'll born to stand on top of the train.
*Carla: No need to squeeze in, in front of the humans sitting.
*Hal: It's like we got the whole space for ourselves. Right Terence?
*Terence: *growls* Mmm...
*Hal: Yeah, right.
*Jay: We got the whole place!
*Jim: I can move anywhere.
*Jake: Does a train have wheels?
*Blu: What? No. This train doesn't have wheels. Some trains do, even in metro areas.
*Red: We birds from another world don't know anything what's different in your world.
*Blu: For example, we eat bird seeds.
*Red: Same. And it sucks to eat the same garbage food over and over again. Shouldn't have eat it off the dump.
*Jewel: Don't feel embarrassed about your world whatever food you eat.
*Red: I ate a rotten apple once and a threw up in the bush.
*Stella: Very sorry. You should have eaten a dragon fruit. It taste great like a watermelon.
*Bubbles: The train's about to move. Stand still. *see the train moving*
*Hal: Oh yeah. And now, we're going in.
(Red and Blu's flock take a ride to the train on their way to the local Inn as the flock relax with Red, Stella, Blu and Jewel sitting together while watching the beautiful sunset)
*Hal: What do you call this train?
*Rafael: Some people call it a trolley train.
*Bubbles: A trolley train? Like a trolley in the cart in the mines?
*Rafael: Yes. Something like that.
*Nico: Dang. What's next? A trolley tube under the ocean?
*Pedro: We'll be swimming in waves for hours if we were fish.
*Bomb: Alright. Now that the train is moving, We'll find ourselves a inn to stay for one night.
*Blu: Not yet. The train is still going and we'll have sit and relax before we find the perfect stop to continue flying.
*Red: Ugh. You said the Inn is somewhere around the avenue!
*Blu: The Inn won't take that far to ride with the train in like an hour.
*Stella: You know, vehicles move through the process of driving for minutes.
*Red: When we race karts back in our world, it was crazy.
*Chuck: Crazy as it was than breaking a acorn for Thanksgiving.
*Bomb: I hope we can see the buildings from the top while riding on this thing.
*Pedro: And still, you can feel the love.
*Nico: And some romantic!
*Rafael: I can't believe Romeo and Juliet are together with some friends.
*Red: Really Rafael.
*Rafael: Oh, sorry. Just minding some business here. *whistle*
*Tiago: How long is this ride gonna take?
*Blu: Eh, about a half-hour.
*Jay: You said it's gonna take an hour to reach to the Inn.
*Red: All rides take a hour to get.
*Blu: Not all hours. Mostly, it's the traffic and how much cars need to move to keep the other cars going.
*Jewel: We're riding a train, right? And a train is different from a car.
*Blu: We ride a train once. After fighting the monkeys in the club years ago.
*Jewel: Okay. I do remember.
*Pedro: Hey! We need some music! Who have some music to play?
*Nico: Hey Blu. Can your GPS play music?
*Blu: What? No. It's a tracking device, not a music device like a iPod.
*Bia: A smartphone play music too like iTunes.
*Carla: And Zune if I had one.
*Rafael: We still need some music. Go set the mood boys.
*Pedro: I got it. I know my mood and how to entertain with music.
*Nico: Go right ahead if you have one.
*Pedro: Alright. Time to set the mood. *he starts dancing and rapping* Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
*Nico: No. Not that. You already sang it once.
*Pedro: Yeah. But it didn't work out.
*Rafael: What kind of mood is that?
*Hal: I like it. We should keep playing.
*Bubbles: No. That was awful. Not recommending to my kids.
*Pedro: Come on. I worked hard on this mood song for years.
*Nico: It's a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead. *whistle on a melody*
*Rafael: Now, that's more like it.
*Red: Is there a song playing?
*Blu: Oh, I remember this. It's the melody of love.
*Chuck: We're gonna listen to tunes while we relax.
*Bomb: Cool and clean.
*Nico: *whistling romantic melody over bossa nova rhythm*
Wasn't really thinking,
Wasn't looking
Wasn't searching for an answer
In the moonlight
When I saw your face
Saw you looking at me,
Saw you peeking
Out from under moon beams
Through the palm trees,
Swaying in the breeze
I know I'm feeling so much more
Than ever before
And so I'm giving more to you
Than I thought I could do
Don't know how it happened
Don't know why but you don't really
Need a reason
When the stars shine
Just to fall in love
Made to love each other,
Made to be together
For a life time
In the sunshine
Flying in the sky
I know I'm feeling so much more
Than ever before
And so I'm giving more to you
Than I thought I could do,
Oh...
Now I know love is real
So when sky high
As the angels try
Leaving you and I,
Fly love...
*Jewel: Wow. What a beautiful sunset.
*Blu: Sun's going down. Is it?
*Red: When the Sun is down, the Moon goes up.
*Stella: This is the part where the sky get dark.
*Rafael: *fly around the train through the trees* Woo! This is relaxing.
*Tiago: So many leaves.
*Bia: They're cherry blossoms.
*Carla: Pretty clever.
*Jay: Can you eat them?
*Jim: You tell me. *see Jay eating one and spit it out*
*Jake: Gross.
*Jay: Bleh! That's not food to eat.
*Rafael: *land on the train* That was a good ride to begin with.
*Terence: *smile* Ha... ha... ha...
*Red: There it goes. The sun's down.
*Blu: Let the Moon rise to bring us the dark.
*Jewel: We're getting dark light, are we?
*Stella: It's gonna be night. That's the sky to you.
*Pedro: Man. I wish my song was more relaxing than this. But never mind.
*Nico: It's all good indeed. *whistle in a melody*
*Chuck: Aw. Peace and quiet.
*Bomb: The life of a day.
*Red: I'm loving the life here. *smile*
*Blu: Peaceful thinking. *wink eye*
*Red: *rest for a while until he wakes up and realize it's night* Oh. The sun is really down, right?
*Blu: That was a good ride. Man, is it night time already?
*Red: We been riding on this transportation for hours. Why can't we fly to search for the Inn?
*Pedro: Yeah. Red's right. We'll fly and find a Inn around here.
*Chuck: We had a good time riding on this train and boy, the song was emotional.
*Nico: With some romantic elements.
*Rafael: Every romantic song goes this way. It's about the love.
*Hal: No matter who you love, is your truly love in a love triangle.
*Bubbles: Cut the romance and let's go!
*Hal: We were not trying to roleplay. We were just explaining.
*Bubbles: We'll explain more later on.
*Blu: *he and his flock grab Red's flock out of the train* And now, we're off to find a Inn.
*Tiago: To the Inn!
*Jay: Yeah! And the hotel!
*Stella: Inns are like hotels and marriotts.
*Jay: Didn't know that!
*Matilda: We'll stay for one night before returning to the Amazon by morning.
(Red and Blu's flock left the train as they travel through the city of Rio and search for a Inn around the corner)
*Blu: Okay. Where could the Inn be?
*Nico: *see a restaurant* There it is! Nah. That's a restaurant.
*Pedro: *see a garage* Nope. Not even a small place could let us sleep for one night.
*Jewel: Where could the Inn be?
*Stella: It's not even two stories.
*Matilda: Not a small place like a small house.
*Bomb: And not even a water park could look this way.
*Blu: Hotels have pools and yes, that's a fact.
*Bomb: Oh really. Aren't you guys noticing that there's a Inn around the corner?
*Blu: A Inn? *see a Inn* Yes! A local Inn! Follow me you guys! We found a Inn on the way!
*Red: Whoa, hey. Slow down! We got people to catch up!
*Nico: Local Inn coming through!
*Pedro: There's a hotel to sleep at for the night.
*Rafael: Making way for the sleeping zone.
*Chuck: How are we going to sneak in?
*Blu: We're birds. We can find a way to sleep in for the night.
*Jewel: But how can we get inside without getting caught?
*Blu: We'll use the Inn's windows to open up the empty room and sleep on the beds.
*Red: Do we like break through the glass without no one noticing?
*Blu: Huh? No. I did not say to throw a heist on getting a room for us.
*Chuck: We'll fly through the Inn to look for a room for us.
*Rafael: Yeah man. I think we can do that.
*Nico: Rafael's right. We'll look around for one.
*Pedro: We make it nice and easy.
*Blu: Alright. Let's go around and look for a room in the Inn.
(Red and Blu's flock arrive at the Inn as they turn around to search for a empty room to stay at as we see many humans, mostly families are chilling in their rooms as well sleeping in the beds)
*Red: What a nice view from the windows.
*Blu: It look just like what the Inn look like close to the Amazon.
*Jewel: You been to a Inn in the Amazon?
*Blu: Huh? No. I was just making a choice before we stay back at the Amazon. There was no Inn close to the Amazon.
*Bomb: What about a hotel?
*Blu: Not even a single hotel.
*Hal: *his beak point out a empty room* Hey look! There's a empty room right here!
*Bubbles: *look by the window* There's like no one, but we can stay at the balcony for a closer look.
*Red: What? No. The balcony is small. We can't even fit in one place or another.
*Hal: Red's right. We're gonna need a bigger space.
*Bubbles: Should we like break through the window and go straight into the room to sleep?
*Blu: Forget breaking in. Let's just drop you guys first and try opening up the slide door.
*Bubbles: We can do that and it's understandable. *he and Red's flock get dropped by Blu's flock in the balcony*
*Chuck: Great. Now what?
*Blu: Now we try opening the door.
*Pedro: How about we slam It? *try slamming the glass*
*Nico: Pedro, stop. Let's just open it.
*Pedro: How do we open It?
*Rafael: Just use your feathers.
*Jewel: Everyone with me as we open the door. One, two, three. *she and everyone open the slide down* Yeah. It's actually worked.
*Hal: They forgot to lock it before they left.
*Bubbles: It has always been unlock the whole time.
*Rafael: Every hotel room has a slide down unlocked. No big difference why a lock pit is never put on the knob.
*Chuck: In that case, it's bed time! *hop on the bed*
*Jay: *he and everyone get to the beds* We got a bed for ourselves!
*Tiago: I'm really kicking the hotel fever.
*Blu: It's not just a hotel, it's a Inn.
*Jewel: Man. Look how cozy this bed is. *lay on the bed* Ah. Feels a lot like a human home.
*Blu: Glad no one is coming in the room and that's good.
*Rafael: Did they find out that we're sneaking in the Inn?
*Red: Of course not. We got the whole Inn to ourselves and relaxing on the mattress.
*Chuck: *jump on the pillows* Yeah. This beats jumping on beds.
*Bomb: Huh? Jumping on beds is better. *jump on the bed* Wahoo! It's just like a trampoline.
*Tiago: It's like monkeys jumping on the bed, but with birds.
*Carla: How it went from being a song, to a actual fad?
*Bia: It is always a fad like wheels on the bus.
*Hal: We need the TV on! Who can turn on the TV for us?
*Bubbles: Let's rock and roll with the TV! *turn on the TV with a remote*
*Red: *see the TV on with seagulls flying on the beach* Yes! Now we got a movie night to catch up!
*Blu: You call it a movie night with all the seagulls flying?
*Jewel: That's just one of those stock channels the Inn have own.
*Tiago: Uh, Mom? Is this the only channel we can afford to watch?
*Jewel: No worries. We don't own the Inn. The Inn does.
*Carla: Every channel cost money these days when you own a TV like Linda and Tulio.
*Bia: I'm just getting the cozy fever here.
*Red: *yawn* Boy, I'm getting all that tired.
*Chuck: Well that's jumping for today. We gotta rest.
*Jay: There's a lot of cotton on the bed!
*Jim: With a mattress to bounce on.
*Jake: Choo choo!
*Red: Alright kids. That's enough jumping for the night. We gotta go to sleep.
*Tiago: Aw, why? Come on. Just one more time.
*Red: Enough. The sun's down. You need to rest before our fight.
*Carla: Oh well. Our fun stops here.
*Bia: It lasted long 'til we were told to sleep.
*Jim: *jump on the pillow* Sleeping never quits.
*Red: Jim, I'm being serious!
*Jim: Okay. I'll stop jumping on the bed and the pillows.
*Nico: So, where are we going to sleep in?
*Pedro: We got like two beds. Which bed should we sleep in?
*Red: Hmm. I know. My flock, you sleep with me and Blu, you sleep with your flock on the other bed.
*Blu: As much we're getting in touch in two groups, we'll be happy to help out as much we still get to work together as a team.
*Jewel: We'll catch up on the other bed. *she and her flock reach to the other bed*
*Rafael: Man, the other bed look soft as Red's flock's bed.
*Tiago: It's still the same bed after all.
*Bia: Still feeling soft.
*Carla: Not bad as the other bed.
*Nico: And still, we got two pillows as the other.
*Pedro: Cannot complain on what we got.
*Red: I can still see you from here.
*Blu: We're good neighbors, right?
*Stella: Just neighbors on two different beds from the distance.
*Nico: Rocking in the jungle must be a good time. And now, we're off.
*Pedro: No more jamming for the day.
*Rafael: Night y'all.
*Chuck: We're good neighbors, right?
*Nico: I can see you from here.
*Chuck: Okay. Good night, then.
*Blu: Later friends.
*Red: Peace out.
*Blu: Goodnight family. We will return to the Amazon by morning.
*Jewel: Our friends and family back there are waiting to see us come back.
*Rafael: We'll be there by morning. *sleep with everyone*
(Back at Ouro Preto, Linda, Tulio and Fernando are still in the city as they head over to the hotel to rent a room for one night before sleeping for the next day)
*Linda: It been a long day at Ouro Preto today.
*Tulio: Ooh. I meet a lot of ladies and tell me about my adventures with the birds.
*Fernando: You're still the bird man of Brazil after all.
*Tulio: Yeah. Coming from Peru, Mexico, Texas, Hawaii and of course, Rio.
*Linda: Those places you mentioned aren't from Brazil.
*Tulio: I go around the world to explore some safari life, like Steve Irwin.
*Fernando: Um, okay. He's a zookeeper that take care of animals.
*Tulio: If I were a zookeeper, the first thing I do is take care of a eagle.
*Linda: My bet is a blue macaw.
*Tulio: Oh great. Right now we're going to a hotel.
*Fernando: I knew we needed a place to relax.
*Linda: We're still on a road trip, but we got a place to chill when the sun is down. *enter the hotel with Tulio and Fernando* Hi there. Do you have available room for us to stay for one night?
*Hotel Clerk: Yes. There is only one more left and you three are lucky to go.
*Linda: Jeez, thanks. I knew we would be that lucky and close to get the lucky spot.
*Hotel Clerk: Ahem! Ten dollars.
*Linda: Ten dollars? For a hotel room? Fine. Not a problem. *give ten dollars to the hotel clerk on the desk*
*Hotel Clerk: *give the key to Linda* Thank you. Do not lose this key. Every guest have their own key to their rooms and must return before morning. You lose it. You pay for it.
*Linda: I won't lose this little baby for you. Come on guys. The key say to go to room 305.
*Hotel Clerk: In Room 305! I'm watching you three.
(Linda, Tulio and Fernando stay in a hotel in Ouro Preto on room 305 as they have two beds to sleep at with Fernando sleeping on his own bed)
*Fernando: These beds aren't that bad as the ones in Rio.
*Linda: It look fresh and smooth as the local Inn in Peru.
*Tulio: Ah yeah. Feeling strong. *lay on the bed and stretch his arms* Ah. Just like resting on a island in Hawaii.
*Linda: Feeling that Bahamas groove, huh?
*Tulio: My addition is to rest after a long day of work.
*Fernando: You guys didn't work today, silly. We were on vacation.
*Linda: Right. School's out and everyone is off for the summer.
*Tulio: Some jobs let people work for the summer and that's okay, unlike holiday days like Christmas and Easter.
*Linda: It feel so good to hit the spot like Matzo soup.
*Tulio: Now we can have some inner peace and quiet before exploring more places in the next morning.
*Fernando: I hope we can catch up with the macaws on time.
*Linda: Our biggest goal is to catch up with Blu and the macaws back at the Amazon.
*Tulio: That's our key goal we're looking for.
*Fernando: Yo, we better get some sleep. We have been walking all over the place since ten hours.
*Tulio: Ten hours? That wasn't too bad without a transaction. I'm off.
*Linda: Goodnight Tulio. *sleep*
*Tulio: Goodnight Linda. *sleep*
*Fernando: Night y'all. *sleep*
TO BE CONTINUED
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