Calaverian Unity Party

== Calaverian Unity Party ==
The Calaverian Unity Party (CUP) was a Calaverian post-ironic political party. The party was founded in 57 VE.
== Ideology ==
The CUP is far-right economically and center-right socially. 
Rowan Kessler has described the CUP's ideology as follows: “Our love for irony is, ironically, ironic. In reality, we despise irony and seek to destroy it through it's overuse„
== The CUP program ==
1. Zero taxes = More money. - Who needs taxes anyway? More money in your pocket!
2. Free Armor for All. - New players get free armor! Everyone deserves protection 4! 
3. Our Government is a chess game. - Vote for us if you're ready to let everyone be their own king or queen. No rules, just vibes!
4. Good vibes! - We bring silly humor and playfulness to Calaverian politics!
== History ==
===== Begginings =====
The party was created in the Fall of 57 VE by Rowan Kessler.
“I hope to achieve a party which gets stuff done and we’ll get stuff done when we get elected. Most importantly though we’re a good vibes party, we want to unite people with memes„ He said as he addressed a crowd in Calaver city.
===== 61 VE election campaign =====
The CUP has been endorsed by Minions leaders Bob and Kevin here's the statement that the party released ''In a plot twist to end all plot twists, we’ve stumbled upon some ancient scrolls that reveal the existence of a “government monster.” Just when you thought the lore couldn’t get funnier! Our favorite minions are here to grace us with their wisdom: “Banana! Big monster, it’s gonna regulate everything! Oooh, how intriguing! It’s growing every minute! Ancient scrolls say so”.''
===== Dissolution =====
The party merged with the FLP in 61 VE to form the LRP.