黒歴史メイカー (Kurorekishi Maker)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
眠れない理由なんて そんなこと分かっている 	nemurenai riyuu nante sonna koto wakatte iru 	The reason I can’t sleep, I know what it is
忘れてしまいたい ことばかり覚えてんだ 	wasurete shimaitai koto bakari oboeten da 	It’s cuz I'm remembering all the things I wanna forget
笑えないあの日や 勘違いの今日も 	waraenai ano hi ya kanchigai no kyou mo 	That day I can’t laugh at’笑えないあの日’ is along the lines of “笑えない話” “笑えない冗談” right? I think.., and even today; a mistake
総てが 痛い 痛い どうしてこうなったんだ？ 	subete ga itai itai doushite kou nattan da? 	They all, hurt, they hurt, how did it turn out like this?
 	 	
胸の奥が痒くて仕方ないのに 	mune no oku ga kayukute shikatanai noni 	Even though the inside of my chest is so itchy
どうしても掻けない もどかしいよ 	doushite mo kakenai modokashii yo 	I can’t scratch it whatever I do, it’s so frustrating
 	 	
こんな想いは したくないのに 	konna omoi wa shitakunai noni 	Even tho I don’t wanna feel like this
生きてるだけでさ 傷は増えていくんだって 	ikiteru dake de sa kizu wa fuete ikun datte 	“Just by living our wounds multiply” you see
生まれた時から 恥を曝していく 	umareta toki kara haji o sarashite iku 	From the moment we are born we are to disgrace ourselves
ぼくらは 黒歴史メイカーだ 	bokura wa kurorekishi da 	We are, dark history makers
 	 	
特別になりたくて あんなことしちゃったんだ 	tokubetsu ni naritakute anna koto shichattan da 	Wanting to become special, I went and did that
後悔したってさ 何も変わらないよ 	koukai shitatte sa nani mo kawaranai yo 	But however much one regrets, nothing will change
笑えないあの日や 勘違いの今日も 	waraenai ano hi ya kanchigai no kyou mo 	That day I couldn't smile, and even today; a mistake
シュレッダーにかけて切り刻んでしまいたいよ 	shureddaa ni kakete kirikizande shimaitai yo 	I wanna put them in the shredder and mince them to pieces
 	 	
時が経てば全てが 良い思い出に 	toki ga tateba subete ga ii omoide ni 	“If time passes, it will all turn into good memories”
変わってゆくよ なんてさ 思えなくて 	kawatte yuku yo nante sa omoenakute 	...or something, that really doesn’t seem likely
 	 	
この全部 道連れにして 	kono hoshi zenbu michizure ni shite 	Taking this entire world along with me
今すぐ綺麗に 消し飛んでしまいたいんだ 	ima sugu kirei ni keshitonde shimaitain da 	Right now, I want to cleanly, vanish away
ほんの少しでも はみ出しただけで 	honno sukoshi demo hamidashita dake de 	Just by being slightly out of place
気付けば 黒歴史メイカーに 	kizukeba kurorekishi meikaa ni 	Before I realised it, I had become, a dark history maker
 	 	
夢見ることをやめ 冷めてしまったぼくらは 	yumemiru koto o yame samete shimatta bokura wa 	We who stopped dreaming, and dampened down
本気になることすら ダサくて 	honki ni naru koto sura dasakute 	We’re crap, at even getting serious
妬み 嫉み 恨み つらみ 	netami sonemi urami tsurami 	Envy, jealousy, grudges and hard feelings...
出る杭は打つに限る 	deru kui wa utsu ni kagiru 	there’s nothing like being the nail that sticks out who gets hammered downThe sticking out nail saying has an explaination here if you’re not familiar with it (also some interesting thoughts) : https://www.quora.com/What-do-you-think-about-the-Japanese-proverb-The-nail-that-sticks-out-shall-be-hammered-down
右倣え右して うしろゆび指して笑え 	migi narae migi shite ushiro yubi sashite warae 	Imitate and follow suit, point out backbiting and laugh
 	 	
黒歴史メイカー こんなぼくを 	kurorekishi meikaa konna boku o 	Dark history maker, laugh at this kind of me
笑っておくれよ 腹がよじれるほどに 	waratte okure yo hara ga yojireru hodo ni 	Until your stomach cramps
どうせ過去なんか 消せやしないんだし 	douse kako nanka keseyashinain dashi 	We can’t erase the past anyway;
何度も言い聞かせる 	nando mo iikikaseru 	I’m tell myself again and again
 	 	
この全部 道連れにして 	kono hoshi zenbu michizure ni shite 	Taking this entire world along with me;
この際 ドカンと 派手に散ってしまいたいのさ 	kono sai dokan to hade ni chitte shimaitai no sa	Now, with a bang, I wanna flashily scatter away
消えない傷を 背負ったぼくらは 	kienai kizu o seotta bokura wa 	We burdened with wounds that just won’t fade away
立派な 黒歴史メイカーだ 	rippana kurorekishi da 	Are a fine bunch of dark history makers
 	 	
笑いたきゃ 笑えば良い 	waraitakya waraeba ii 	If you wanna laugh, then just do it
 	 	
眠れない理由なんて そんなこと分かっている 	nemurenai riyuu nante sonna koto wakatte iru 	The reason I can’t sleep, I know what it is
忘れてしまいたい ことばかり覚えてんだ 	wasurete shimaitai koto bakari oboeten da 	It’s cuz I'm remembering all the things I wanna forget
笑えないあの日や 勘違いの今日も 	waraenai ano hi ya kanchigai no kyou mo 	That day I couldn't smile, and even today; a mistake
ゴミ箱の中へ ドラッグ ドロップ はい消去 	gomibako no naka e doraggu doroppu hai shoukyo 	Drag and drop into the trash it goes, there, deleted
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
*Ameblo - Lyrics
*pixiv - illustration
*
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
Category:Songs
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring IA (VOCALOID)
Category:5key-z songs list