Staples: We Got That!

Staples: We Got That! is the two hundred and sixty-eighth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical. It features guest Beth Appel. Three friends head to the house of the richest couple in the mountains to attend a prestigious sex party the duo are hosting. While there, valets talk cars and body spray, there's pool sex, and two best friends traverse a possibly unrequited love.
== Episode Description ==
WE DID IT* AGAIN (*Had a great time making up a musical with an incredible guest!) This week the hilarious Beth Appel returns to the pod for a tale of co-workers attempting to maintain a friendship post work, proper axe body spray technique, and the promiscuous lifestyle of the rich couple that lives up in the mountains. This one's probably not for kids, but also don't let us tell you how to live your life. Official Episode Description
== Musical Cast ==
=== Beth Appel ===
* Mrs. Mountfolk
* Carol, Staples manager
* Dimitri, valet
=== Jessica McKenna ===
* Deb, Staples employee
* Brandon, valet
=== Zach Reino ===
* Mr. Mountfolk
* Garrett, Staples employee
* Landon, valet
== Songs ==
* "Never Have I Ever" (4:49)
* "Every Chair Has Its Price" (10:57)
* "You Made It Easy" (16:33)
* "You're Gonna Feel Like a Star (In Garrett's Car)" (22:02)
* "There's No Such Thing as Too Much Axe" (27:04)
* "No Dogs, No Office, No Kissing" (35:01)
* "Enjoy the Tour of Our House" (38:48)
* "You Can't Trust a Horse" (46:12)
* "Never Have I Ever (Reprise)" (Finale) (50:42)
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Gallery ==
File:Staples We Got That.jpg
== References ==
Category:Episodes
Category:Beth Appel
Category:LGBTQ