ZAMBIE IN TEH YELLOW SNOW

ONE TIME I WAS PLAYING IN THE (╯^□^)╯︵ ❄☃❄ BUT THEN A [¬º-°]¬ APPROACHED ME SO I PISSED AND THREW THE SNOW AT HIM! IT HIT HIM DEAD STRAIGHT AND HE STARTED CRAIING TEARS OF YELLOWNESS AND I PATTED HIS BUTT BUT THEN HE STARTED ATTACKING ME SO I FLIPPED HIM (╯^□^)╯︵ [¬º-°]¬ BUT IT WAS INEFFECTIVE SO I THREW MY CHILD JAYDEN AT HIS ASS AND IT GOT STUCKIZZLES THEN I THREW MY MAGICAL SPELL AT HIM LIKE THIS (/¯◡ ‿ ◡)/¯ ~ [¬º-°]¬ AND HE STARTED TAKING GOATSTEP DAMAGE AND I THREW FACEBOOK AT HIM! (╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ AND THEN I WENT SUPER SAIYAN ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ ONCE I DID I GRABBED SOPA AND THREW IT AT HIM! (╯°□°)╯︵ ∀ԀIԀ ∀ԀOS HE DIED BECAUSE HE KILLS ANY ANIMALS AND I WINIZZLES, THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT AND I IS DED 
Moral: Never resurrect a ZAMBIE [¬º-°]¬ in Satans name or you will eat yellow snow.
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