Bing Bing Wahoo

== His story ==
Bing Bing Wahoo was born from a bad egg in Pokemon Diamond. His birth was a surprise to Jake, yet that is fake story. Jake won him on accident when he wanted to earn Luigi from Mario, but he earned bing bing wahoo. It was making him Un-com-for-tab-le. So on Jingles jolly little server, Jake pawned bing bing wahoo to Raichu. Raichu then lost bing bing wahoo. This is what happened to him for the first time.
== The Actual Bing Bing Story ==
Bing Bing began by being dropped off of Pia in the suky cide forest. He fell and began to walk towards the back. He Screamed "Ting Ting Bagu!" Over and over at a pitch of 9 decibels. That was as loud as could scream. He was in pain and couldn't see. Pia had to give Bing Bing painkillers to stop him from doing as the forest. Bing Bing then found a man dangling by his neck in a noose. Bing Bing then went up to the man, and then Bing Bing scremed "WAKE UP!!!" He tapped the man and man swung around. Bing Bing Wahoo then looked at the mans hand, they were blue and full of blood. Bing Bing then slowly scrawled up the man and punched his hands. Bing Bing then untied him and ran away. 
Bing Bing then found Pia nd returned bing bing home. Bing Bing ten got lost in teh halls of Jake Paul
Teh end of teh story.
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