Doofy mcdingle craknut

Doofy McDingle CrakNut is the son of Layla TingleMcGee JingleNut Hofman and the brother of Chuck McDingle HooganWagon. When he was a kid, Doofy set fire to townhomes and other public buildings. Doofy McDingle CrakNut is one of the smartest kids known to man. At age 4 he created JohnBingle JingleNut Dequarius Vonetero III's icon motorcycle called the BingleDingler. At age 7 he created the worlds first AI and sold it to Elon Musk for 974 Billion dollars.
Doofy is a master of pyrotechnics and fire. He once launched an attack on the capital of Russia with only fireworks and came out victorious. He eventually sold the country to America for 3.5 Trillion dollars in 1993. This famous war was known as the Russian Firework Conflict. Now with 4.5 Billion dollars in his pocket, Doofy launched the worlds first space construction organization called Teslakon which first project was to build the world's first Dyson Sphere. This project eventually lead to the downfall of Tesla, NASA, and every other space related programs.
Crimes:
Hacked into Tesla's main frame to steal information on space technology, the abduction of many high ranked scientist, creation of nuclear silos behind restricted lines, framing Chuck McDingle HooganWagon for murder, crashing many failed rockets into public areas, hiring doppelgangers to replace and accidentally killed victims, and tax fraud.