Postcards From the Wedge/Quotes

:(Bart hastily creates a sculpture made of erasers, writing utensils, paper clips, and glue when Edna catches him.)
:Edna: (curtly) Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project. You've started thirty seconds ago!!!
:Bart: (bowing) Thank you. Thank you.
:Edna: I'm not complimenting you!
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:(After taking Bart's temperature via behind)
:Marge: 103 on the dot, you're staying home.
:Lisa: (stunned that he beat the rectal thermometer) How did you... ?
:Bart: I don't want to talk about it.
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:Maude: (in Flashback) Neddy, when you're drying your hands with our monogrammed towels, can you use the "N.F." towel, not the "M.F.?"
:Ned: Well, how about I use the one marked "B.D.D.: Big Diddly Deal?"
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:(Groundskeeper Willie is cleaning the school hallways with his floor buffer when a second tremor starts to shake the school.)
:Willie: Ach! She's comin' down! (prays) Oh, Lord, let me finish this hallway, then ye can send me to hell a happy man. (continues cleaning)
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:Homer: (looks inside the subway ladies room), Well, I’ll be, there's a sofa in there.
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:Lisa: (To Bart) Now, what are you up to?
:Bart: What happened to the "hi"?
:Lisa: Hi. Now, what are you up to?
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:Bart: I never knew Springfield had a subway. It's completely like in a technical museum.
:Milhouse: But there's no prison guard who would tell us we can't go inside.
:(they get on the train and start driving it)
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