Chair

Chair. What is a chair? A miserable little pile of secrets. In this world their are two groups: the chairs, and the sitters. The chairs are destined to be the seats of the sitters, much how the working class is nothing more than a filthy, disposable welcome mat for the bourgeoisie of the world. Chairs are forced into "chair work" as the untouchable poor are forced into the dirty jobs; grave-digging, sewage cleaning, janitorial positions. They provide a backbone for the sitters to accomplish real work, at business meetings, on their phones, on their home computers, or even just to take a rest after a long days' work. Sitters take great pleasure in using their chairs as furniture, uttering commands such as "Chair, stop shaking" (see below), "Chair, hold my drink", or "Chair, crawl like a dog and wade me through the Euphrates river"!
Being a chair or a sitter is not up to one's free will: it's something that you're born into. Sitters tend to be aggressive, forceful, and generally "cunty", while sitters are weak, passive, and are able to be easily manipulated by sitters. Some famous sitters include Ryo Yamada, and Basso. Some famous chairs include Kita, and Basso (both famous chairs of Ryo Yamada).