Untethered Angel

Untethered Angel is the forty-eighth episode of Cult of Squid and the finale of season five. It released on January 3rd, 2021 and was written by Locknloaded23 and Purple133. This was also the first episode to release in 2021.
The episode leads into the Cult of Squid movie.
== Plot ==
Squidward and the Cult make one final stand against Satan and his legions after learning his true plans.
== Transcript ==
Previously on Cult of Squid…
(Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones begins to play)
Initiator: The answer to all our problems. This spellbook!
Noseward: (sighs) oh great.
Squidward: Yeah okay.
Buff Jim: Guys come on give him a chance!
Initiator: this spellbook can help us defeat Satan! The stupid red (dolphin noise)ing son of a (dolphin noise) who (dolphin noise)ing (very long and slow dolphin noise)!
…
Noseward: But Brother Squidward, how can we relax? We still have lots of problems! Satan might still be after us, and we aren't even done rebuilding!
Squidward: we beat that stupid devil, remember?
Security: uh, no we didnt, remember? He disappeared after he gained full power, and-
…
Security: Why are you here?
Squidward (Satan): Well it occurred to me that you will in fact beat me, you just don’t know how yet. So, I’m going to destroy you here inside your mind.
(Satan Squidward snaps his fingers to try and smite Security, but it fails)
Security: Satan, you really have no common sense. You’re trying to destroy me inside my own mind, I can’t lose! 
Squidward (Satan): Fine. You win this round.
…
Mr. Krabs: My brothers! 
All Crabs: AYE!
Mr. Krabs: The time is nearing for the ONSLAUGHT!
Random Crab: That’s a really weird word to use-
Mr. Krabs: Silence wench! This is the vision! Always has been! TO THE CULT WE MARCH!
…
(Krabs' eyes glow bright red as he laughs maniacally, alongside his komrades)
…
(The buff Komrades start to grunt in anger charging angrily at Bass, who shoots one in the chest, but gets tackled by the other before he can shoot him)
Bass: every… bone… broken… (passes out)
(The buff Komrade turns to face the rest of them as it begins charging. The others try running but meet a dead end. The buff Komrade does one last supercharge before a sword stabs through his chest, killing them. As he falls down its revealed SpongeBob stabbed him)
…
Satan's Voice: SILENCE!!!!!! You have failed me in my biggest plan ever! For that, I shall take something of yours!
Krabs: you want me money? (Pulls out wallet)
Satan's voice: I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY! I WANT YOUR SOUL!
(a red hand grabs Krabs' shoulder, and Krabs screams in pain as a yellow glow radiates from the hand. Krabs turns pale and eventually stops screaming, just sitting there emotionless and without a soul. The hand fades away)
…
Hooded Figure 1: Let the judgement commence! I am the Grim Reaper, or at least the fish version.
Security: The GRIM REAPER?!
Grim Reaper: Yes sir! On my right, Thanatos and Anubis. On my left, Shinigami and Richard Nixon.
…
Nix: I am the FIRST being. You shall refer to me with respect!
Squidward: Yeah okay. Initiator?
The Initiator: So I’ve kinda been teleporting by allowing Nix to feed on pieces of my soul so I can go through it’s dimension. 
… 
Noseward: You better tell me what the Hell you mean or- (the candy muffin is gone) hello? 
Echoing voice: THE END. THE END. THE END. THE END. THE END. THE END.
(Suddenly, an explosion can be heard as the moon shatters into 8 pieces)
…
(Satan’s throne erupts into flames and the seven scatter)
…
(A snap is heard and the random prisoner’s eyes light on fire and he starts screaming)
…
(Satan teleports behind Brother Señor and plunges his fist through his chest, killing him instantly)
…
(Squidward turns around and his eyes are glowing red)
…
Plankton: SAY GOODBYE, DEMONS!
(before they can react, Patrick and Sandy are suddenly blasted with a wave of salt from Plankton's gun, launching them outside the restaurant.)
…
(Squidward turns and faces the cult pyramid in the distance, a red beam shoots up from it)
Squidward: That really doesn’t look good oh no-
(Inside the cult everything lights on fire and the ground cracks open and pulls everything in)
…
(The beam shoots into the sky and hits the moon, causing a small moon rock meteor shower to start)
Security: What the Davy Jones is going on?!
Squidward: It’s the end.
…
(Finale begins where Morning Star left off, the cultists are watching the beginning of the end)
Squidward: Holy crap. He did it.
Noseward: So what now? 
Squidward: For the first time, I don’t know.
(Cut to inside the cult, Satan’s demon army starts coming through the tear to hell; the seven deadly sins show up and kneel)
Greed: Hello oh master!
Satan: you guys? I thought I banished you to Limbo!
Pride: Well um yes you did but using MY personal expertise I got us out.
Sloth: there was a hole into hell and we left.
Pride: SHUT UP.
Satan: Did anybody else come with you from Limbo?
Envy: No. But um THEY got out of their prison.
Satan: Who? OH SHIT-
(A claw-like hand emerges from the hole, then more follow. A bunch of barely human creatures start crawling out)
Satan: Hi guys, um, why are you here?
Creature 1: The Shedim have sat in banishment for far too long.
Shedim 2: It was our time to finally break free from exile and return to Earth.
Satan: Okay. Well I’m ending the world, want to help?
Shedim 1: We do enjoy a good old fashion apocalypse.
Shedim 2: Wouldn’t be our first.
Satan: Go have your fun then! 
Shedim: what nice fellow.
Shedim 2: yeah, considering he's the prince of darkness and the embodiment of all things evil, he's a nice chap.
Satan: you better go now before I smite you both!
Shedim 1 and 2: sorry, Satan, sir! (They run off)
(John Lennon crawls out of the Hell portal)
Lennon: Free at last!
Satan: Lennon?! What're you doing here? Go back to Hell!
Lennon: I am the Walrus! (Laughs maniacally)
Satan: oh, brother. (Grabs broom) get back in there! Get, get! (Pushes Lennon back into Hell with his broom) he always was a pain in my Ass.
Wrath: SIR! SIR! SIR! 
Satan: what do you want Wrath?
Wrath: THE CULT! THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING!
Satan: (laughs) why would I care? I'm in control now! And nobody will stop me!
(Fade to the Cult in the distance, watching their Lodge be used as a Hell portal)
Noseward: I can't believe he really did it.
Squidward: Well brothers and sister, there’s only one thing left to do. We need to take back the cult.
SpongeBob: We can call up Sandy!
Squidward: good idea. Wait, didn’t she go MIA a while ago?
SpongeBob: Okay never mind.
Crayons: How do we stop them?
Squidward: We’ll figure it out as we go.
(A swarm of demons approaches the group. We cut to a lodge/log cabin on a snowy mountainside as the camera zooms in to reveal Brother Blue and Squilliam sitting by a fireside when a large crab with a furry coat walks in)
Squilliam: So how’d you get here?
Brother Blue: Sort of abducted sort of consented.
Mystery Crab: Greetings comrades! I’m Comrade Crab and I’ve taken you to my home to help me establish my own place of meetings.
Squilliam: Buddy I don’t know if you’ve noticed but the world is sort of ending-
Comrade Crab: Worry not! We are safe in the north.
Squilliam: Wait didn’t you say your name was the Bikini Bottom Brawler?
Brother Blue: He told me his name was Captain Clawbeard.
Squilliam: yeah I don’t trust this.
Comrade Crab: Well your choice, join or die.
Squilliam: Looks like I’m staying!
Comrade Crab: Sit down, and enjoy a hot coco. We don't need to worry about no demons here.
(Cut to security ramming into a demon)
Crayons: Quick security steal his blade!
(Security grabs the demon’s blade and stabs him in the chest, smiting the demon)
Security: I GOT THE POWER!
(Another wave of demons shows up)
Squidward: Hey Initiator, now would be a good time for some Nix backup!
Initiator: Oh yeah right.
(The Initiator vanishes and the demons charge)
Squidward: Oh crap-
(Nix materializes from thin air, and in one swoop, knocks the demons back in a deadly shockwave. He disappears, and Initiator fades back into reality)
SpongeBob: you think he has a cool power? Watch this!
(SpongeBob stands in clear sight of the Demons as they charge back in anger. SpongeBob doesn't move a muscle)
Squidward: SPONGEBOB! MOVE, OR YOU DIE!
SpongeBob: TRUST ME, SQUIDWARD! I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! JUST STAND BACK!
(Everyone watches in fear as the demons unleash all their force onto SpongeBob, creating a shockwave which knocks everyone back. Dust fills the air and SpongeBob is nowhere to be seen)
Squidward: SpongeBob! No! I told you, it was a stupid-
(The dust settles, and SpongeBob is shown standing in the exact position he was standing in before without a single scratch on him)
Squidward: how did you do that?!
SpongeBob: I am a sponge! I can absorb anything, including raw force! That's how I survived being beaten up by my old bully, Flats! Now, watch THIS!
(SpongeBob suddenly unleashes all his absorbed force onto the Demons and they fly into the distance, never to be seen again. A shockwave once again follows)
SpongeBob: and we've only just begun.
(Fade back to the Lodge on the snowy mountains. Inside, Squilliam is sipping hot chocolate)
Squilliam: so you're not worried about any of what's going on?
Comrade Crab: No worries at all. Those cultists are fighting their petty war down in the mainlands, while we sit in this lodge sipping hot chocolate. 
Brother Blue: we figured, if the world ending was inevitable, we might as well go out in a calm manner. Those fools are wasting their time battling demons, so the end for them will be much more drawn out and painful.
Squilliam: when do you think the world will end?
Comrade Crab: I cannot say for certain, but the end does not concern me at all. 
Squilliam: yknow, Satan took control of my body yesterday. I remember feeling immense pain as he took control of me, and suddenly, I wake up in a cage, and a helicopter comes down and brings me here.
Comrade Crab: that Satan is a tricky fellow. But he does not concern us. We all are safe here. If the world ends, we'll have experienced it in the most comfortable way possible. 
(Fade back to the Cult conflict)
Squidward: HYAH!
(Squidward punches a demon and grabs its blade, then stabs it in the arm)
Demon: You missed!
(The Initiator appears with a pure black spear and stabs the demon from behind) 
Sandy: that's what we call being Texas tough!
The Initiator: Wait where did you come from that’s my thing-
Sandy: Look out!
(Sandy pushes the initiator back so he doesn’t get pounced by a demon)
The Initiator: Thanks!
Squidward: That was a close call. Hey Initiator why didn’t we all get spears like that?
Initiator: Um you can take this one if you want-
Squidward: Yes.
(Squidward grabs the spear and stabs a demon)
Security: They’re fleeting!
(The demon swarm all seems to be running from
something)
Initiator: They’re not leaving, they're RUNNING.
Squidward: Well that really can’t be good.
(The Shedim start to appear in the distance)
Squidward: What the *dolphin noises* are those?!
Crayons: I have no clue. 
(The Shedim start sprinting towards the cultists)
Initiator: Hey guys I’m not sure if the spear's going to work on those things-
Shedim: It won’t.
(A shedim grabs the spear and snaps it in half)
Sandy: Nice knowing you guys.
SpongeBob: It’s been a good ride but now we’re all going to Hell.
(A portal opens)
Initiator: OH YOU GUYS ARE (dolphin noises)ed NOW!
(Nix steps out and smites all the enemies)
Shedim 1: NOOOO-
Squidward: That was anticlimactic.
Nix: You’re welcome.
Squidward: I thought you weren’t going to help?
Nix: I realized that you guys were going to die and if that happened then satan would have a chance at taking over my realm and that would be it for everyone.
Squidward: Soooooo?
Nix: So I helped you. Your welcome, now go kill that SOB!
Squidward: Gotcha.
(Nix leave and Squidward throws half of the spear to Noseward)
Noseward: Ah yes, now I’m armed.
Squidward: We’re close to the cult, once we get back the plan is simple. Take out all the demons and stab Satan with the sharp half of this spear. Hopefully that does the job and then we all go back to normal. Hopefully. Ready?
Security: Ready as I can be I guess.
Buff Jim: So we’re really about to beat the devil?
Squidward: Heck yes!
(Cut to the lodge where Squilliam and Brother Blue are drinking hot chocolate and talking)
Squilliam: So wait. did that crab ever tell us what happens once we survive?
Brother Blue: I don’t think he did.
Squilliam: Oh, okay.
(The strange crab walks back in)
Squilliam: oh, hi Comrade Crab.
Crab: Eh? Name’s Jerry you silly squid.
Squilliam: Jerry? But I thought your name was Comrade Crab?
Jerry: I think you should stop questioning it. There was never a "comrade crab."
Brother Blue: Wait, so are there other people here? What happened to Captain Clawbeard?
Jerry: you guys are so delusional. Name's Jerry, always has been. I dont know where you're getting this "clawbeard and comrade" nonsense from.
Brother Blue: but you-
Jerry: (pulls out a map) there’s a whole village right up here. More of a military battle station if anything. 
Brother Blue: So why shack up north? I mean you could’ve gone south or west or east or heck even onto land, you are a crab after all!
Jerry: Something about the snow makes me happy. Anyways, I’d like to get down to business.
Squilliam: What business would that be?
(Jerry walks away)
Brother Blue: Rude.
(Jerry walks back with what appears to be a body bag)
Squilliam: what do you need that stinking bag for, Jerry?
Comrade Crab: Jerry? Who is Jerry? Name's Comrade Crab.
Brother Blue: wait a minute, whered Jerry go?
Comrade Crab: never was a "Jerry." You guys are so delusional.
Squilliam: Jerry said that exact same thing to us.
Comrade Crab: whatever. Now let's get to business.
(Fade to the cult fighting another group of demons being lead by the seven sins)
Squidward: Really? You guys again?
Pride: Hey! I’ll have you know we’re the TOP commanders down below. 
Greed: no we aren't. 
Pride: shut up,
Security: no use standing around! We gotta fight!
(Squidward stabs the spear into Envy)
Envy: Hey wait that actually HURTS!
(Envy’s eyes glow orange and light on fire, then the vessel collapses)
Pride: WAIT THAT CAN SMITE US!
(Pride snaps his fingers and appears behind Squidward, he grabs the spear)
Pride: So Im assuming you want to use this on the boss man then? Can’t fail him this time!
Lust: SHATTER IT PRIDE!
Pride: Okie dok-
(Noseward stabs Pride in the back with the other half of the spear, causing his eyes to flame and the vessel to fall)
Wrath: You’ve really done it now!
(Wrath picks up a heavy rock and throws it at Noseward, but Initiator appears and kicks it away)
Initiator: Haha! Those kung fu lessons finally paid off!
Wrath: I’ll kill you all!
(Wrath and Gluttony charge at the cult and FF but Mr. Krabs appears and socks Wrath in the jaw)
Wrath: Puny earthling! 
(Wrath throws Mr. Krabs into SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Where did you come from Mr. K?
Mr. Krabs: I saw the sky beam and came to help. I want to get my soul back.
SpongeBob: OH.
(Lust and Greed jump out behind Wrath and Gluttony and the four surround the group)
Lust: What are you guys gonna do now?
Wrath: You killed two of my brothers so I see it only fair that I kill two of you!
Greed: But which ones?
Sloth: hey guys can we hurry this up?
All Sins: SHUT UP SLOTH.
Sloth: Jeez okay.
Greed: How about you Krabby boy?
(Mr. Krabs punches Greed)
Greed: OW! I’LL KILL YOU!
(Noseward throws Mr. Krabs the spear half and he impales Greed)
Greed: Hurts, but not enough to-
(Squidward throws Mr. Krabs the other spear half and he stabs Greed in the chest)
Greed: kill-
(Greed stumbles backwards as his eyes light on fire, then he crumples next to the boulder)
Sloth: Can you guys stop doing-
(Sandy karate kicks Sloth into the spear)
Sloth: well at least now I get to sleep. AHH-
(Sloth falls off the spear when Noseward picks it up)
Noseward: Alright do you suckers want to die too?
(The surviving sins retreat to the cult)
Squidward: Okay now that they’re gone it isn’t too much of a long walk.
(Cut to inside the cult where the other sins show up)
Satan: So?
Gluttony: Well um we failed to kill them and a few of us got killed by a black spear thing sir.
Satan: Interesting. So what you’re saying is you guys failed, again?
Gluttony: Um yes sir-
Satan: I see. Well then. 
(Satan snaps his fingers and Gluttony’s eyes light on fire as his body disintegrates)
Satan: Lust and Wrath, either of you care to explain how you’re going to put and end to those pitiful sea creatures?
Wrath: Maybe give us a little power boost? Grant us immunity to the spear!
Satan: So be it. You two are arguably the most powerful so I’ll allow it. Fail me again and I’ll make sure they’re not the ones who finish you. And also take some of the hounds with you.
Lust: The um what?
Satan: My personal pets. The hellhounds, Lust. Take one with you. 
(A pure black dog with eyes made of fire pounces wrath)
Wrath: DOWN, DOG! DOWN! DOWN! DOWN! 
(Punches the dog in the face, and it mauls Wrath brutally)
Satan: you idiot! That's a literal Hell dog!
Wrath: OWWW-
(Cut to the group walking to the Cult)
Squidward: Say, what’s the sky beam for anyways?
Crayons: Perhaps it’s a signal?
Squidward: Signal for what?
Crayons: No clue.
(A hellhound charges at the cult as the reach the hill overlooking the lodge)
Squidward: What the (dolphin noises) is that?!
Security: How much stuff is Satan throwing at us?
Wrath: HELLO THERE BOYS.
Security: Oh no-
(Wrath jumps up to the hill and grabs security, then body slams him into the ground)
Security: I don’t feel well-
Wrath: shut up!
(Wrath punches security)
Squidward: Hey Wrath!
(Squidward impales Wrath with the spear)
Wrath: Ha! Hahahahahhahahaha!
Squidward: What?
Wrath: Satan gave me a little energy boost! That spear can not hurt me!
(Lust appears next to Wrath)
Lust: Hello girls and boys.
Yvonne: Hi, how are you?
Security: Hello th-
(Wrath punches Security again)
Noseward: Stop doing that man!
Wrath: can we just get on with the killings?
Squidward: (DOLPHIN NOISES ALLISON JESUS FUCK) no!
(Wrath grabs a cult member and devours his soul)
Wrath: Oooooh. That’s a fun new ability. 
Squidward: you can't just steal our souls! That's not fair!
Wrath: oh, and why's that?
Squidward: Because we need our souls!
Wrath: And I needed my brethren to help me fight. but I guess we can’t all get what we want, can we?
Squidward: snarky b(dolphin noise).
(Wrath grabs Squidward and launches him directly into the lodge’s side wall)
Squidward: (dizzy) my headaches are having migraines and are currently trying to shoot itself.
Noseward: Hey wait, what about the hell dog thing?
Crayons: Hey! I have an idea! just STAB IT!
(Noseward stabs the hellhound and it disintegrates)
Noseward: We probably should’ve done that from the start.
(Lust grabs Noseward by the throat and lifts him into the air)
Lust: You just killed my siblings and my dog and expect to walk out Scott free?
Noseward: (choking) HELP!
(Crayons runs in with a Salt shaker, and throws it onto Lust's shoulder)
Lust: (screams in pain, dropping Noseward) AGH! THE PAIN! THIS STUFF BURNS!
(Lust falls to the floor in pain)
Noseward: we got any more salt?
SpongeBob: The Krusty Krab has loads of salt! We even made a patty called the salty patty! It killed 3 people.
Mr. Krabs: (emotionless) probably not our smartest business move. 
SpongeBob: Krabs? But, I thought your soul was sucked out of you?
Krabs: (stares blankly) 
Patrick: sad.
SpongeBob: should I get the Feathered Friends to run to the Krusty Krab?
Squidward: yes, and hurry! We can only keep lust like this for so long!
SpongeBob: Okay! Feathered Friends, let's go!
(The FF all charge to the Krusty Krab. Fade to the Krusty Krab, where they are looking everywhere for the salt)
SpongeBob: where the heck are all our salt shakers?
Patrick: oh. Uh.
SpongeBob: Patrick, what did you do?
Patrick: I kinda… Ate all the salt.
Bass: YOU NEANDERTHAL! NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE JUST BECAUSE YOU ATE THE SALT?! I'LL KILL YOU!
(Bass strangles Patrick, and SpongeBob breaks them up)
SpongeBob: c'mon, people! This fighting will get us nowhere! We gotta think!
Plankton: With a little elemental work, I can whip us up a whole new shaker!
SpongeBob: Well do it fast, we need to get back!
(Cut back to outside the lodge where Lust and Wrath are slowly beating the crap out of Squidward and Noseward while other cultists are desperately trying to help but failing)
Squidward: Hey Noseward if this is it can I tell you something?
Noseward: Yeah what is it?
Squidward: Back in that other timeline ordeal that started this whole mess, you were actually in charge while I was in jail.
Noseward: Really? COOOOL! Was I a good leader?
Squidward: I was in a cage, how should I know?
Crayons: this whole "split timeline" thing is completely unscientific! There is no basis for any of it! How on earth could he have "shattered the timeline?" What does that even mean? It's completely bull(dolphin noise)
Security: I dont believe in science anyway. But I agree. I barely even know what timeline means.
Squidward: I'm telling you! It happened!
(Lust kicks Noseward in the face)
Lust: Enough! 
Noseward: Can you stop that?
Lust: How about i slowly crush your internal organs?
(Lust snaps her fingers and Noseward’s bones and organs start to crunch)
Noseward: AHHHHH!
Lust: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR FRIENDS ARENT GOING TO MAKE IT BACK!
(The Initiator appears and stabs Lust in the back with a much stronger spear, causing her to be weakened)
Initiator: Knew this thing would come in handy some day! 
Squidward: Where the heck did you get that?
Initiator: Remember when Zomp came back and tried raiding the arsenal? Yeah I actually got something. I thought it could help! 
Lust: GRRRR! YOU DONT DARE STAB ME!
(Lust smacks the spear away from Initiator but the FF arrive with a large salt gun)
Plankton: Hey guys! what’s up! 
Squidward: you came back!
Plankton: now let's show these demons who's boss!
(Lust turns around and is blasted by a wave of salt, causing her to melt into a puddle of lava) 
Wrath: WHAT THE?!?!?!? NO!!!
(Wrath jumps at the gun but Plankton blasts him)
Plankton: and that's how it's done!
Squidward: Plankton! You saved us!
Plankton: don't mention it. 
Squidward: now's our chance! Let's take back the Lodge and finish this once and for all!
(The group marches into the lodge, and see how damaged it is)
Satan: FOOLS! (Satan's voice booms so hard that the world shakes and parts of the Lodge crumble)
(Satan blasts the FF and Sandy back out of the cult)
Squidward: Was that necessary?
Satan: (grabs flaming sword and pins Squidward to the ground, throwing back all the cultists who try to stop him) you really are a nuisance aren’t you boy? You have no IDEA what you’re messing with here, you’re trying to stop the apocalypse! It can’t be stopped, I can’t be stopped. And you have stopped me for THE LAST TIME!
Squidward: Well we might as well try.
(Noseward throws Squidward the non-broken half of the spear and Squidward stabs Satan with it)
Satan: AGH! OH NO! HE STABBED ME WITH A BROKEN COSMIC SPEAR! THE PAIN! THE HORROR!
(Satan melts the spear)
Satan: You all are pathetic! You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that kid.
(The lodge doors fly open and Noseward comes in with a modified salt gun, now it shoots a powerful ray akin to that of Satan’s smite)
Satan: What the?!
(Satan gets hit with the beam and he lights on fire) 
Satan: NO! I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN! (Laughs) you guys know who I am right? I cannot be stopped! And once I start the apocalypse, I will rule all! And then I’ll gleefully TEAR YOU ALL TO PIECES, PARTICLE BY PARTICLE, MOLECULE BY MOLECULE, PIECE BY PIECE! Are we clear?
Squidward: I’m not standing down.
Satan: Interesting, didn’t you start this mess to begin with Squidward? Wasn’t it you who originally summoned me without knowing the consequences? I was trapped downstairs until you sprung me out and now I’ve been given the chance to end it all. So I’d really like to thank you for that. And dear Noseward, you played right into my hands you fool! Do you think those dreams were helping you?
Noseward: Wh-what do you mean?
Satan: Watch this boys.
(Satan snaps his fingers and Noseward turns to face Squidward)
Squidward: Huh?
Satan: THESE DREAMS WERE FAKE! I WAS USING YOU AS A PAWN FOR MY LITTLE GAME! So I’m not gonna destroy you. He is!
(Satan summons a sword for Noseward and Squidward)
Noseward: Wait no I don’t want to- (Satan snaps his fingers, and suddenly, Noseward's eyes glow red and burn on fire) sorry not sorry Squidward. But I gotta do what Satan tells me. All hail Satan.
Squidward: What?!
(Without warning, Noseward slices Squidward's arm off with a flaming sword. Squidward falls to the floor in pain)
Noseward: Hail Satan.
Squidward: MY ARM! MY ARM!
Crayons: SQUIDWARD! I CAN MAKE YOU A NEW ARM!
(Satan throws Crayons out of the lodge)
Security: Hey you can’t do that!
(Satan throws Security out of the lodge)
Noseward: (as himself) Squidward Im so sorry! I don't have control! Satan is- (demonic) YOURE GOING TO DIE AND BECOME JUST LIKE ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Squidward tries to slash at Noseward but fails and Noseward grabs his sword)
Noseward: (demonic) nice serving you Squidward, but as I’m sure you’re WELL aware, duty calls.
Squidward: give me my sword! And my arm! Im gonna die of blood loss at this rate!
Noseward: excellent. I wont be needing a sword anymore. 
(Noseward stabs Squidward in the chest with his sword, and he walks out while Squidward is bleeding out on the floor)
Satan: excellent work! Squidward will die in no time! 
(Crayons crashes into the lodge through the large windows)
Crayons: SQUIDWARD! HOLD STILL!
(Crayons fires a ray at Squidward which makes the blood he is losing return to his body and the stab wound and amputation wound close, but Squidward still is without his arm)
Satan: Get outta here! 
(Satan flicks Crayons away)
(suddenly, all the cult members and FF members burst through the Windows and walls with weapons)
Satan: what?!
Security: EVERYONE! ATTACK!
(Satan starts flaming with fury as a brawl breaks out in the Lodge)
Satan: ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
(Satan smites a lot of random cult members)
Satan: YOU GUYS REALLY HAD TO MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT NOW DIDNT YOU?
Security: THIS IS A REVOLUTION! WE WILL NOT LOSE TO YOU! WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!
(The initiator appears with a spear)
Initiator: Sup bro?
Security: Initiator! Help us join the revolution!
Initiator: I will do you one better.
(The Initiator stabs Satan’s hand)
Satan: (chuckles) That didn’t hurt at all little one. 
(Satan snaps the spear)
Satan: You do have a curious ability. Guess I’ll have to get rid of you first then.
(Satan goes to smite the initiator but crayons throws him a helmet)
Initiator: HA! SUCK IT!
(Patrick launches a grenade at Satan)
Satan: Oh that’s really not good.
(Suddenly, every Cult member charges at Satan, hitting him with their various weapons. Satan is stunned from the overwhelming pain)
Squidward: Crayons, thanks for saving my life!
Crayons: it's nothing. I just couldn't let you die! Now, it's time to fight!
(Crayons charges at Satan and stabs him in the back. Satan screams in pain and everyone flies backwards)
Satan: Wow, you guys actually managed to hurt me. Foolish mortals. You still have no CLUE what you’re messing with. Do you know what happens if you try to reverse time again? It’ll catch up with you eventually. So don’t fight this! Don’t fight me! Just let me simply start the apocalypse and end it all NOW!
Squidward: No let me make this clear. We took over the ocean, and we’re not about to lose it to a stupid fallen angel. You hear that? FALLEN. You were such a loser you got cast out! Untethered, let off the chain! And now look where you are, just trying to destroy what’s left. So please Satan, just stop with the stupid games and go back to Hell.
Satan: Okay then. So that’s really how you want it?
(Satan flicks the helmet off Initiator’s head and snaps his fingers to smite him)
Initiator: Wait wait WA-
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(The Initiator’s eyes start flaming as he shouts)
Squidward: STOP IT! *dolphin noises*ing STOP IT!
(The Initiator spontaneously combusts into a ball of fire, leaving every at a loss for words)
Squidward: I can't believe it… he killed him… 
Satan: see what HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH ME?!
Crayons: but… He was the best cultist ever...
Security: (eyes watering) ILL KILL YOU! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
(Security jumps at Satan but Satan flings him backwards onto his own spear)
Satan: Now everybody. I would stay behind and finish you all off, but I have more pressing matters at hand. That sky beam? It’s served its purpose. This lodge? Purpose served. My armies are everywhere and your world is now completely doomed. There’s no escaping this one. You guys have really been a thorn in my side for so long, it’s nice to see you all you broken down and defeated. Dead, injured, emotionally shattered. You guys have no chance against me now. NONE. And if you try, I’ll kill whoever I please without hesitation, with a single snap of my finger. Your lives are in my hands. Got it?
SpongeBob: You’re a monster.
Satan: I’m the Devil kid, and your friend shouldn’t have made that deal. So before I bid you an eternal farewell, I’d like to thank you Squidward. Thank you for being a somewhat formidable foe. Thank you for bringing me back without knowing what you were getting yourself into! But most of all, thank you for allowing me to rediscover my truest self. Thank you deeply. 
(Suddenly the sky beam is gone and Satan’s vanished, but his booming laugh continues to echo across the Lodge; a crumbled open lodge has our heroes looking towards the sky for answers they don’t yet have; slow fade to the Lodge in the mountains, where Jerry is watching everything through his telescope)
Jerry: well, it looks like that's it.
Squilliam: (sipping hot chocolate) what's it?
Jerry: Satan has gotten full power. It looks like the end of the world will be soon.
Brother Blue: What’s your plan then?
Jerry: Well there’s only one thing powerful enough to stop Satan, but it’ll take some time to release it. I pray that Satan’s still there to defeat if we unleash it.
Squilliam: It?
Jerry: Yes it.
Squilliam: May I ask what "it" is?
Jerry: Skelfingin.
(End) 
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