From the Classic Adventures of PWNage! No. 9 A Salesman of Death

== The Story ==
A business man walks out of his building late at night, tired and ready for bed. He passes a man on the stairs, and questions if he knows him. The other man stops and says he too recognizes him. It's been so long since they've seen eachother, and the business man spills about everything that has happened, including the fact that he heard he had passed away. The Man states that he never lost control, and that he could sell a penny to a billionaire for a trillion dollars. The Business man laughs, saying he got most of his brokering skill from him. The two shake hands, and say their goodbyes before the business man leaves.
Once outside, he speedwalks to his car in a panicked fashion. He gets in and begins to speed, remembering attending that Man's funeral. He drives to his home, grabbing a shovel from his shed, and speeding off to the cemetary.
He gets to the grave, and to his disbelief, he was right. The grave is marked "Robert Norman, Rebel, Dedicated worker, and-" the last one being obscured by grass. The business man digs in the pouring rain, digging until he hits the coffin. He strikes it with the shovel until it finally cracks wide enough for him to see. He kneels down and pulls out his lighter, flicking it on, and holding it to the casket to see the body.
To his horror, the body in the casket turns out to be an old, long dead visage, of himself. 
He stands up, shocked, placing his hand on his head. He looks at the grave, pushing the grass out of the way, revealing the final line, "and standing right behind you."
The business man turns around quickly, looking up, and a large silhouette stands above him, with the crackle of thunder revealing it to be his "Old friend", holding a bouquet of black Chrysanthemums.
== Trivia ==
* This is probably the shortest comic in PWNage!, only serving as a spooky short story, like a Twilight Zone episode.
* The title is inspired by the popular broadway show "Death of a Salesman".
* Black flowers are already a bad Omen, but Chrysanthemums represent death, so a whole black bouquet can only mean the worst.
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