喵星人相处指南 (Miāo Xīngrén Xiāngchǔ Zhǐnán)

==Background==
"Miāo Xīngrén Xiāngchǔ Zhǐnán" is an original song by iKz featuring Luo Tianyi with Yuezheng Ling meowing in the background.
==Preceding and succeeding versions==
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
 	
 	
怎么电脑旁的咖啡忽然打翻　流向键盘 	zenme diannao pang de kafei huran da fan liuxiang jianpan
刚刚才晾的床单　闻起来有略微的酸 	ganggang cai liang de chuangdan wen qilai you lüewei de suan
看你在窗台享受阳光下的慵懒 	kan ni zai chuangtai xiangshou yangguang xia de yong lan
仿佛说　这些都与本喵无关 	fangfu shuo zhexie dou yu ben miao wuguan
 	
你的名字不叫　家里也没有捣乱 	ni de mingzi bu jiao Tom jiali ye meiyou Jerry daoluan
为何我出门在外　心中总是忐忑不安 	weihe wo chumen zaiwai xinzhong zong shi tantebu'an
祈祷你能乖乖等我回来准备晚餐 	qidao ni neng guaiguai deng wo huilai zhunbei wancan
不要将屋子搞到地覆天翻 	buyao jiang wuzi gao dao di fu tian fan
 	
每次决斗注定是自己轻易地被打败 	mei ci juedou zhuding shi ziji qingyi di bei dabai
尾巴扫过眼睛鼻孔　脚在身上踩 	weiba saoguo yanjing bikong jiao zai shenshang cai
当一个周末　比闹钟还要更早叫我起来 	dang yige zhoumo bi naozhong hai yao geng zao jiao wo qilai
难道是你不懂关爱肥宅 	nandao shi ni bu dong guan'ai fei zhai
 	
年年月月日日夜夜　都在身边围绕 	nian nian yue yue ri ri ye ye dou zai shenbian weirao
每个角落都有快乐信号 	mei ge jiaoluo dou you kuaile xinhao
它有时优雅高傲　有时害怕胆小 	ta youshi youya gao'ao youshi haipa dan xiao
就算魔鬼也不敢天天帮它洗澡 	jiusuan mogui ye bu gan tiantian bang ta xizao
 	
寻寻觅觅摇摇摆摆　就在身边围绕 	xun xun mi mi yao yao bai bai jiu zai shenbian weirao
随便抓拍一张就能当表情包 	suibian zhuapai yi zhang jiu neng dang biaoqing bao
心情不好只要听你对我喵一喵 	xinqing bu hao zhiyao ting ni dui wo miao yi miao
我就撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿哟 	wo jiu lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi yo
 	
怎么总是有人觉得和它相处　十分简单 	zenme zong shi youren juede he ta xiangchu shifen jiandan
轻轻松找个玩伴　过多操心会不耐烦 	qing qingsong zhao ge wan banguo duo caoxin hui bu naifan
它像个孩子需要时刻嘘寒问暖 	ta xiang ge haizi xuyao shike xuhanwennuan
小时候　没人陪你也不习惯 	xiaoshihou mei ren pei ni ye bu xiguan
 	
情绪波动有点敏感　偶尔口味也变得刁钻 	qingxu bodong youdian mingan ou'er kouwei ye bian de diaozuan
摇尾不一定友善　不剪指甲衣橱就很惨 	yao wei bu yiding youshan bu jian zhijia yi chu jiu hen can
佛系就是抓狂之后高呼　宝宝喜欢 	fu xi jiushi zhua kuang zhihou gao hu baobao xihuan
才没羡慕那些精致铲屎官 	cai mei xianmu naxie jingzhi chan shi guan
 	
某段时间自己有错觉忽然春暖花开 	mou duan shijian ziji you cuojue huran chunnuan hua kai
不要依赖棉签大法 人力让它High 	buyao yilai mianqian dafa renli rang ta High
欺负了盆栽　好奇是它们天性与生俱来 	qifule penzai haoqi shi tamen tianxing yu sheng ju lai
上街要当心暴力大Hentai 	shang jie yao dangxin baoli da Hentai
 	
年年月月日日夜夜　都在身边围绕 	nian nian yue yue ri ri ye ye dou zai shenbian weirao
每个瞬间都有幸福味道 	mei ge shunjian dou you xingfu weidao
它有时上蹿下跳　有时听话乖巧 	ta youshi shangcuanxiatiao youshi tinghua guaiqiao
就算闯祸也自作聪明假装睡着 	jiusuan chuanghuo ye zizuocongming jiazhuang shuizhe
 	
寻寻觅觅摇摇摆摆　就在身边围绕 	xun xun mi mi yao yao bai bai jiu zai shenbian weirao
随时招呼一声就能过来撒娇 	suishi zhaohu yisheng jiu neng guolai sajiao
抱在怀中只想听你对我喵一喵 	bao zai huai zhong zhi xiang ting ni dui wo miao yi miao
我就撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿哟 	wo jiu lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi yo
 	
年年月月日日夜夜　都在身边围绕 	nian nian yue yue ri ri ye ye dou zai shenbian weirao
每个瞬间都有幸福味道 	mei ge shunjian dou you xingfu weidao
它有时上蹿下跳　有时听话乖巧 	ta youshi shangcuanxiatiao youshi tinghua guaiqiao
就算闯祸也自作聪明假装睡着 	jiusuan chuanghuo ye zizuocongming jiazhuang shuizhe
 	
寻寻觅觅摇摇摆摆　就在身边围绕 	xun xun mi mi yao yao bai bai jiu zai shenbian weirao
随时招呼一声就能过来撒娇 	suishi zhaohu yisheng jiu neng guolai sajiao
抱在怀中只想听你对我喵一喵 	bao zai huai zhong zhi xiang ting ni dui wo miao yi miao
我就撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿哟 	wo jiu lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi yo
 	
千言万语抵不过你对我喵一喵 	qianyan wan yu di buguo ni dui wo miao yi miao
永远撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿 	yongyuan lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi
撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿 	lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi
撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿撸得累咿哟哦 	lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi lu de lei yi yo o
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