Little Man Chef

Little Man Chef, advertised in Episode 93, is a little man 'about the size of a coke bottle' who cooks meals such as lamb shanks, parmigiana and even minestrone soup. You can put him to bed in a drawer and put a little serviette over him as a blanket.  One potential problem is that he ‘keeps rootin’ stuff’ (mainly inanimate objects) and one had sex with a chicken carcass before he cooked it.  He wears nappies because he is too little for the toilet, but claims that that his poos are little so ‘don’t worry about it’.
Little Man Chef's relationship to Johann Bitch (the tiny man trainer), Murray the Tiny Man, and Mr. Tiny Suckafart is unknown.
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