Daste Dicktardly & General Nuisance

Daste Dicktardly is the greatest Racer to have ever raced. Having previously won both an arms race and a race war (a war involving race cars) he has now set his sights on the race at the DBA. Unfortunately he was cursed to race with a caveman scared of cars, a lazy time traveler and his own epithet forcing him to try and be as comedically villainous as possible.
General Nuisance (a former general in the race war which as we know was a war involving race cars) was brought over to Daste's side as his minion. But it is questionable who is really the most villainous of the two.
== Powers ==
Daste's car "The Dick Six Lickety Splits" is canonically the fastest car in any race but unfortunately he is bound by his own ways to fuck with people when in first place.
Daste can pull out objects and contraptions out of his "Bag of Tricks" and use them however he wants. He can set up traps in the path of racers and if he makes a twisty on his villain-stache he can reflect any kind of projectile ranging from bullets to cars to lasers. But he's not all bad, he can also give other people mustaches and accept them as his intern, but usually they don't last long and so they lose their moustache privileges.
General Nuisance is a goose.
== Destruction Bench Agreement ==
=== Race 67 ===
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=== Race 94 ===
In this race, Daste Dicktardly stole a train, played a card game and disintegrated Pandora Primrose.
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== Trivia ==
* Daste Dicktardly is unsurprisingly based off of Dick Dastardly from Wacky Races
* General Nuisance is based on the Goose from Untitled Goose Game and Mutley
* Don Messick is the original voice of General Nuisance
* He was specifically made for the Wacky Races episode.
* He is more interested in racing than in the DBA. Who knows if he'll appear again.
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