14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me

"14 Year Olds Have More Sex Than Me" is the 4th song of the band's first studio album, Zodiac Arrest.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Intro]
Oh oh oh! Bleh bleh bleh!
[Verse 1]
Taping back my eyes to stay awake
To finish my course work (It's not done yet!)
Oh how difficult life is now that I
Can't just get my mum to do it for me!
Because that's how I passed secondary school
I was never actually intelligent (Thanks mother)
Life's so hard and I don't know how to write an essay
It's easy they say but this word count it's telling me differently
Each day goes and I'm closer to giving up
I just wanna eat chicken, bleh
[Chorus]
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18 (I must be really ugly)
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
[Verse 2]
So not only am I fucking stupid
I am also fucking useles in bed
God help me I need to get laid
But only if they won't judge me I'll judge them instead
Shoving socks down my trousers
To make my balls look loads bigger (It's not worked yet)
Oh how difficult my love's life now I'm
Living back home with my parents not able to look after myself
[Chorus]
Sex is not a part of my daily routine
Ever since I turned 18 (I must be really ugly)
Surrounded by couples who plough every night
I'm just a lonely emo fuck whose best friend is his right ha-ha-hand
[Outro]
Oh shit! Bleh! Djent!
Yeah, that one's heavy