Pleakley

Pleakley in an infamous mercenary from the planet Zizzabottawottawottaboinkboink 3. He utilizes snipers, handguns, assault rifles, shanks, big shanks, really big shanks, sword canes, mall ninja weaponry, poisons, daggers, rocket launchers, anti-aircraft cannons, toothpicks, t-shirt cannons, laser swords, diversionary tactics, and psionic powers to destroy his victims completely.
At one point he was hired to assassinate Donkey Kong.