Dolly Dartsworth

A dwarf that promises to help the group enter Nirdahn if they help him poach an endangered species and extract its rare nails. Later it turns out his documents were expired, but the group is still allowed in. He takes an average of 2.5 hours in the bathroom.
Dolly invites the Main Party to stay at his Uncle's brother-in-law's sister's friend's son's place that has barely enough space to fit two dwarves. 
== Quotes ==
* "Mr. Dolly was my dead father, buried in the backyard next to my mangy mutt. You can call me Doll."
* "Wheeeee yeah, talk about an amazing piss, nothing like cleaning up the ol' pipes." 
* "Is thatta bag of claws or are you just happy to see me?"
* "Only one dwarf on the skirts got handwriting tha' ugly officer, and I pride myself on it."
* "Yell be'er not be shy. Not like we're stayin' at a stanger's place. It's my uncle's brother-in-law's sister's friend's son's place. Don' get closer than that."
* "Feel free to sleep on the floor and in the dog shed. There's only one bed I'm afraid and I'm going to be taking it."
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