Ninja Shake

Ninja Shake is an Austrian twitch streamer, discord admin, cult leader, banned twitter user, involuntary celibate, eshay, and registered VRChat player. He is best known for his wild temperament, wedding crashing, illiteracy, alleged discord DMs, saying "Oi" really loud, and running the Shake Shack discord, known for having the highest amount of children than any other discord server.
==History/Biography==
===Childhood===
Blake was born in the outback metropolis of Wagga Wagga, one of the largest cities in Australia with a population of 294. An outcast as a child, he was frequently picked on due to his short stature, wide womanly hips, and genetic flesh-bandana he was born with. At school, Blake was constantly picked on by bullies like, "Killer" Mike and "The Bonocaf", due to him reading manga like "My Hero Academia", like a loser. They would use him as a rugby ball, and when they were done, crave their zodiac signs into his skin. Blake grew to hate school and education, and promised himself never to learn anything ever again. He would skip his classes to eat Bubble-o-bills and Fairy Bread behind the gym.
Blake would never have to worry about school again, after there was a large student protest due to the school canteen not having any alcoholic drinks. The protest quickly turned into a riot, with Blake leading a mob into the canteen kitchen, where they murdered two elderly canteen workers. Blake and his co-conspirators were not arrested due to New South Wales's "Eldery-Murder-Is-Okay" state laws, however due to property damage Prime Minister Scott Morrison closed down the school forever.
After the school was close, Blake stayed home all day in his room, playing VR Chat asking women for lap dances. While taking a break from VRChat, Blake was eating an entire bucket of KFC and watching his favorite show, The Ellen Show. Just so happened, Ellen's guest for the program, was Tyler "Ninja" Blevins, a video game streamer. In the episode, Ninja talked about the thrill and happiness he gets when he streams, the sense of community, doing what he loved, and most importantly, the warmth of making people laugh and enjoy life. Blake wasn't paying attention, until Ellen mentioned how much money he was making. At that moment, Blake knew what he wanted to do in life. Make a shit ton of money, and never get a real job. After that, Blake ripped off Ninja's name and created a twitch account, to start his streaming career.
===The Streams Begin===
Blake created his twitch account under the name "Ninja_Shake123". He added the shake to the end, as a homage to his mother violently shaking him as a child, he also added the "123", as Ninja_Shake was already taken. Instantly, Blake proved to the world to be an instant failure. Getting an average of 0 views , 17 Resident Sleepers, and 2 death threats per stream. Considering, Blake already shat on his boss's desk and wasn't getting his old job back, he needed this streaming thing to work. However, Blake's big break would come from a unlikely place.
As a joke, the famous streamer F1 (of Minecraft Auswitchwitz fame) raided Blake with over 450,000 viewers to harass him, while Blake was playing in Silver I CS:GO. However, the 750,000 F1ers were so bored of him, instead of sending death threats and sleepers, all 1,200,000 viewers left immediately to watch Poyobuns, expect for one. RC_Nugget (Named after RC from Toy Story, and the "Nugget" was chosen, because Twitch didn't allow RC to be "RC_N*****). RC stayed in Blake's chats as he was the only streamer that didn't ban him for his racist tirades. As a thank you, RC used his experience in the streaming industry to give Blake advice on how to actually get fans. RC told Blake, that if he surrounds himself with actually funny people, maybe there is a chance of him actually getting real fans. Even through Blake never made any real fans, RC's advice did help Blake make quite a few fake ones. Blake networked out to other streamers for collabs, but nearly all requests ended up with him being blocked, or if their were women, a restraining order. Blake would get back at them buy spamming their address under their twitter posts. 
After failing to groom streamers into being his sidekick, Blake made a tough decision. In order to find people to stream with, he went to the only place where people have zero standards, where people can't say no, and made a decision that would forever change his life.
===VRChat===
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===Shmepic===
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===Banned from Minecraft===
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===Future===
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==Trivia==
*Ninja Shake's only plays VRChat to pick up chicks.
*Ninja Shake's favorite game is whatever his current favorite V-Tuber is playing.
*Ninja Shake is currently banned from 26 Discord servers.
*Ninja Shake's favorite viewer is whomever insults his least favorite viewer at the time.
*Once was known as "Ninja_Shake123", he dropped the 123 after realizing his fanbase can't count that high.
==Links==
*Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/ninja_shake
*Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/NinjaShake123_Truth/
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