Bruiser (Wastelanders)/Dialogue

==W05_Community_RaiderFishCamp_Quest==
#	Dialog Topic	Form ID	Response Text 	Script Notes
 	 	 	What, you new around here? Yeah, I got work to do. 	
 	 	 	Surprise! I'm not one for fancy talkin'. 	
 	 	 	I let my fists do the talkin'. 	
 	 	 	Only thing better than a short conversation is no conversation. 	
 	 	 	You really think you're funny, huh? If you don't stop insulting me I'm going to punt you across the river. 	
 	 	 	A game? No. I was a mighty combatant. That sounds like the lousiest game I've ever heard of. I bet those Foundation wimps play it. Weaklings. 	
 	 	 	You got that right. Don't fight enough these days though. We used to have battles every week against a new army. There was a fuckin' battle bear too. 	
 	 	 	I wore heavy armor... and a band played war music... with drums and great, powerful horns. Oh, and beautiful girls! There were beautiful girls doing acrobatics. 	
 	 	 	No one, 'cause I do the hurtin' around here. Look, you keep asking me stupid questions and you're gonna find out all about it. 	
 	 	 	You're kidding? Wait... you're seriously not kidding? Just keep the chit chat to a minimum. 	
 	 	 	I didn't realize this was 20 questions with Bruiser. Look, keep it quick or I will. 	
 	 	 	Why am I not surprised? 	
 	 	 	Football? What's that? 	
 	 	 	Those were great times. I had a team too. Real comrades. We marched into battle together to crush our enemies. There must have been seventy of us. 	
 	 	 	Good. Bye. 	
 	 	 	I don't remember much, but I was a mighty warrior that fought in an arena. Hundreds of people came to watch me from all over. 	
 	 	 	Oh yeah, the cute little squirrels and the pretty butterflies... oh oh, and the sounds of the bird song. It's just absolutely miserable. Do I look like I like it?	
 	 	 	Stay outta my way. 	
 	 	 	You lookin' at me? Not a good idea. 	
 	 	 	I like to punch things, 'specially faces. 	
 	 	 	Do you ever stop talking? 	
 	 	 	I could count to 10 and punch you in the face if you'd like. 	
 	 	 	Jokes. Yeah, jokes are funny. Real funny until I push you off the dock. 	
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