Episode 2286

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Telly describes the planned-out wake up call that Oscar has asked him to do. He realizes it's 7 o'clock and bangs on the can with a hammer, yelling "Yoo hoo, Oscar, rise and shine!" Oscar starts to yell at him for waking him up so early, which is exactly why he arranged the wake up call in the first place.
 	Cartoon 	I Thought a Thought: CircleArtist: Cliff Roberts
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster goes to the bakery for a special birthday cookie. The baker lists all the ingredients of the cookie, as Cookie visualizes it. The visualized image looks so delicious that he eats it.
 	Film 	Mad Painter #7
 	Cartoon 	Christopher Clumsy jumps over a hole and says that he fooled the viewer. He then walks into a wall.
 	Muppets 	On a cold day, the Twiddlebugs try to figure out what they should close to make themselves warm. After they try closing a book, a lunchbox and their mouths, Tina sees they must close the door. Once they're warm, they decide to go outside, but can't find what they should open.
 	Song 	"My Sister and I"
 	SCENE 2 	The Two-Headed Monster mimics Gordon during his morning workout routine, including dropping the weight on his foot.
 	Cartoon 	Seven animals in a tree.Artist: Owe Gustafson
 	Animation 	A kerosene lamp assembles itself in stop-motion.
 	Muppets 	A group of female Anything Muppets sing about the many things "Women Can Be."
 	Cartoon 	Two heads think of F words, ending with "finished."
 	SCENE 3 	Big Bird does some exploring while Maria tries fixing an electric train. Since he can't explore Alaska due to its far distance, he uses his trusty binoculars to explore why the train won't start. He follows a cord inside the Fix-It Shop and discovers the train hasn't been plugged in this whole time. Big Bird and Maria pretend to have an Alaskan adventure riding on the train, observing the mountains inhabited by moose and elephants.
 	Cartoon 	The Typewriter has an electric train.
 	Muppets 	Ernie tells Bert about his so-called "boring" day at the zoo.
center 	Film 	A flock of sheep crosses the river.
 	Muppets 	Two Anything Muppets (Frank Oz and Jerry Nelson) use a tape measure to figure out how far apart they are from each other. It turns out that thirty-seven feet separate them.
 	Cartoon 	The Alligator KingArtist: Bud Luckey
 	SCENE 4 	Since Oscar was woken up so early, he's going to take an afternoon nap now. He orders Telly to sing him a lullaby over and over. Telly points out this isn't working, but Oscar sees this as a good thing - he can be even grouchier now.
 	Cartoon 	The moon listens to everyone say "Good night" in different languages.
 	Muppets 	Guy Smiley hosts "Dialing for Prizes Movie."
 	Song 	Joe Raposo sings "There's a Bird On Me."
 	Cartoon 	Que es Esto?: Horse
 	Muppets 	Kermit talks about his favorite subject - frogs. Gladys the Cow assists by being a cow frog wearing goggles, air tank, and froggy foot paddles. Gladys asks Kermit how it would feel to be a cow and he replies feeling glad to be a frog. Gladys puts a cow's horns, ears, and a bell on Kermit.
 	Cartoon 	Either none, some or all of a pony's legs are on the ground as it runs and trots.
 	SCENE 5 	The Two-Headed Monster sobs and has Maria fix their broken letter T. When it's repaired, they use it to tap, play tag, then tickle Maria.
 	Cartoon 	T is for Television
 	Song 	"Paying Attention Song" (Charlie Tyson)
 	Muppets / Celebrity	Danny DeVito arrives at a bus stop, where Oscar and Bruno are also waiting. Oscar explains that it's a Grouch bus stop, which means the bus doesn't stop for them.
 	Film 	A kid marching band forms a circle.
 	Cartoon 	Sign Sounds: TAXI
 	Muppets 	At night, Grover thinks he hears noises in the dark. When he sees a shadow on the wall, he cowers under the covers - but the shadow turns out to be his Mommy.
 	Cartoon 	F stands for flower, forest, fox, frog and fantastic.
 	SCENE 6 	The Two-Headed Monster recite a poem they've written for Miles, which is total monster gibberish except for his name and words that rhyme with it (presented with pictures, such as dials, smiles, and crocodiles).
 	Cartoon 	In rhyme, a man points out animals who stole and/or ruined his clothing.
 	Animation 	Slide puzzle: Ernie
 	Cartoon 	A peacock counts 20 feathers on his tail.
 	Muppets 	Baby Breeze participates in Headball at Roosevelt Franklin Stadium. His question: what would you do if your ball rolled into the street?
 	Film 	A still of construction equipment fades into a shot of a parrot.
 	Muppets 	Kermit the Frog sings "If I Were."
 	Film 	The sign CLOSED spins around.
 	SCENE 7 	Gordon and the kids play "Ring Around the Rosie" in the arbor while The Two-Headed Monster announces the sponsors.
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