Lifetime (TV network) Schedule September 1, 2005

8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S3 E15 - Mad About You (Part 1) 	Paul and Jamie's wedding preparations are revisited. Starring: Anne Ramsay, Helen Hunt, Paul Reiser, Leila Kenzle, John Pankow, Robin Bartlett, Marva Hicks, Richard Kind, Lewis Zorich, Meg Wylie, John Karlen, Cynthia Harris, Penny Fuller, Ralph Manza   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
8:00 am 		Mad About You 	S3 E15 - Mad About You (Part 1) 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Mistress" 	Ancel Pollard, a wealthy Atlanta stockbroker, hires Sugarbaker's to decorate his house and condominium. After learning that the house is for his wife, while the condo is for his mistress, Suzanne insists that none of the other women, particularly Julia, will be able to go through with the deal. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Jean Smart, Meshach Taylor, Dixie Carter, Robin Bach, Leann Hunley, Robina Suwol, Patricia Wilson, Constance Towers, Lloyd Bochner   [CC] [TV-PG D]
8:30 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "The Mistress" 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 107 • “Not Another Monday” 	The girls have an adventure in babysitting. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Richard Mulligan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 107 • “Not Another Monday” 	
 		 	 	
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E8 - An Affair to Dismember 	As Fran wonders what to do about her flagging love life, Maxwell's handsome younger brother proposes marriage. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall, Harry Van Gorkum   [CC] [TV-PG L]
9:30 am 		The Nanny 	S4 E8 - An Affair to Dismember 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 106 • “Dancing in the Dark” 	Rose feels dumb when she starts dating a brilliant college professor. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Harold Gould   [CC] [TV-PG D]
10:00 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 106 • “Dancing in the Dark” 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E9 - Tattoo 	Maxwell is aroused after learning that Fran has a secret tattoo. John Astin, Rachel Chagall, Sally Kirkland, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Astin, Sally Kirkland, Renee Taylor, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG L]
10:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E9 - Tattoo 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	Fran enters a beauty contest to win a car for Maggie's birthday. John Bishop, Tara Holland, and Rosalyn Kind guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, John Bishop, Tara Holland, Rosalyn Kind   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
11:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E10 - The Car Show 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 110 • “All That Jazz” 	When her son comes for a visit, Dorothy realizes he still has a lot of growing up to do. Herbert Edelman, Scott Jacoby, and Chick Vennera guest star. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman, Scott Jacoby, Chick Vennera   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 am		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 110 • “All That Jazz” 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1219 Legend: The Ghosts of the Myrtles Plantation. Murder: Judith Smith	Featured stories: Jeffrey and Judith Smith traveled to Philadelphia for a conference in 1997, and Judith vanished there -- five months later, her body was found in North Carolina; there exists in England a chalice known as the Nanteos Cup that some believe is the true Holy Grail, the cup from which Jesus drank at the Last Supper; what really happened to Kurt Cobain -- suicide, an accident, or murder?; when Wendy Radcliff's grandmother was struck by a car and died in a strange town, an unknown stranger comforted Wendy her until her family arrived, and now Wendy is finally able to thank this kind stranger -- Karen Barnes of Modesto, CA came forward after the show aired and identified herself as the woman who helped Wendy.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 pm		Unsolved Mysteries 	1219 Legend: The Ghosts of the Myrtles Plantation. Murder: Judith Smith	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1209 Mystery: Dee Klepper and Gus Ortega 	Featured stories: A family seems especially prone to reincarnation -- a grandmother is reincarnated as a daughter, and a father and son switch roles in the next generation; Ted Binion, the owner of the Horseshoe Casino, is found dead with heroin in his system, and his girlfriend is the suspect; Elizabeth Bersanetti was looking for her biological mom, and always dreamed about her, until the night she dreams her mom died -- she later finds out her mom did die the day of that dream; a woman on a canoe trip was beaten and raped, forced to drink whiskey, and returned to the boat rental place as though nothing had happened.   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
1:00 pm 		Unsolved Mysteries 	1209 Mystery: Dee Klepper and Gus Ortega 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		Moment of Truth: Stand Against Fear	 	A vivacious high school cheerleader fights a lonely battle after accusing her school's star football player of terrorizing the girls on her squad. Starring: Shanna Reed, Josh Taylor, Sarah Chalke   [CC] [TV-14 DL]
2:00 pm 		Moment of Truth: Stand Against Fear	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Contraindications" 	After discovering that a woman's heart-breaking third miscarriage is the result of her mother having taken D.E.S. while pregnant with her, Andy comes up with an unorthodox solution to bring this estranged family together. A fiery conflict of personal philosophy and medical necessity erupts when Lu prescribes a controversial "anti-opiate" drug for an addict, against Andy's wishes. Andy believes that the drug, which helps addicts who overdose stay alive until they can get to the emergency room, should only be used in the emergency room and not as a crutch to enable addicts. Starring: Jenifer Lewis, Patricia Richardson, Philip Casnoff, Rosa Blasi, Josh Coxx, Brennan Elliot   [CC] [TV-PG L]
4:00 pm 		Strong Medicine 	Strong Medicine "Contraindications" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E3 - The Dope Diamond 	Much to Maxwell's dismay, a handsome doctor proposes to Fran. Ian Buchanan, Amanda Carlin, Cyndi James Gossett, and Ron Recasner guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Ian Buchanan, Amanda Carlin, Ron Recasner, Cyndi James Gossett   [CC] [TV-PG D]
5:00 pm 		The Nanny 	S3 E3 - The Dope Diamond 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	A Fine Family Feud 	Fran's plan for Maggie's Sweet Sixteen party uncovers an old family feud. Lainie Kazan and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Lainie Kazan, Renee Taylor   [CC] [TV-PG L]
5:30 pm 		The Nanny 	A Fine Family Feud 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	Dorothy falls in love--with her ex-husband Stan. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Herbert Edelman   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	Stan Takes a Wife 	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Sex, Lies and Tortillas" (N) 	A bunch of college kids are staying at the hotel for spring break. One of the guests sneaks his friends into one of the rooms. Chuy tells Roland that he and his friends built a 43-foot burrito when they were younger. Guest Star: Brooke Theiss Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Brooke Theiss   [CC] [TV-PG D]
6:30 pm 		The Golden Palace 	"Sex, Lies and Tortillas" (N) 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		The Hunted 	(N) 	An ambitious insurance investigator heads into the mountains of the Pacific Northwest in search of a plane that crashed with $12 million on board. Once there, she encounters a mysterious recluse who, instead of taking her to the wreckage site, decides to go hunting...with her as his prey. Starring: Madchen Amick, Harry Hamlin, Peter Bryant, Peter LaCroix, Robert Moloney, Enuka Okuma, Hannes Jaenicke   [CC] [TV-14 LSV]
7:00 pm 		The Hunted 	(N) 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Lies and Deception 	 	A woman is preparing for a vacation when she gets the surprising news that her husband has been murdered. She is confused because she believed that he had committed suicide six years earlier, she teams up with a private investigator and travels to Chicago to uncover his secret life. Starring: Madchen Amick, Andrew W. Walker   [CC] [TV-14 SV]
9:00 pm 		Lies and Deception 	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Sex, Lies and Tortillas" 	A bunch of college kids are staying at the hotel for spring break. One of the guests sneaks his friends into one of the rooms. Chuy tells Roland that he and his friends built a 43-foot burrito when they were younger. Guest Star: Brooke Theiss Starring: Betty White, Cheech Marin, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Don Cheadle, Brooke Theiss   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:00 pm		The Golden Palace 	"Sex, Lies and Tortillas" 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? 	Dorothy wins the lottery, but loses the ticket. Andre Rosey Brown guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Andre Rosey Brown   [CC] [TV-PG D]
11:30 pm		The Golden Girls 	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket? 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E6 - Me and Mrs. Joan 	Fran arranges a reunion between Maxwell and his estranged father, James. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Joan Collins, Renee Taylor, Robert Vaughn, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG DL]
12:00 am		The Nanny 	S4 E6 - Me and Mrs. Joan 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E7 - The Taxman Cometh 	While she is supposed to be watching Jay Leno's dog, Fran is distracted by an untimely tax audit. Dana Gould, Monty Hall, Jay Leno, Rich Little, and Renee Taylor guest star. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Jay Leno, Renee Taylor, Dana Gould, Monty Hall, Rich Little   [CC] [TV-PG L]
12:30 am		The Nanny 	S4 E7 - The Taxman Cometh 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tornado Watch" 	A party erupts at Sugarbaker's after everyone is stranded by a tornado watch. Starring: Delta Burke, Annie Potts, Meshach Taylor, Jean Smart, Dixie Carter, Olivia Brown, Alice Ghostley, Dub Taylor, Richard Sanders   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		Designing Women 	Designing Women "Tornado Watch" 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Rich Girl, Poor Girl" 	It's a case of mistaken identity when the daughter of a wealthy businessman is kidnapped for ransom. Magda flirts with danger when she accepts a dinner date with Jonah, the handsome doctor who supervised her recovery. Jinny's increasing dependency on prescription drugs causes her to take chances on the job. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Tracey Needham, Taraji Henson, Jon Hamm   [CC] [TV-PG L] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "Rich Girl, Poor Girl"