Frank

Frank West is a washed-up photojournalist looking for a big scoop. No, not of ice cream, but of mass insanity and genocide in the greater Willamette area. He claims to have reported on wars (plural) yet abstains from revealing which ones, no matter how he is pestered. 
==History==
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*El momento evento
==Appearance==
White as a cracker, Frank West is one of the least fashionable people on the planet, often wearing clothes that don't match or are too small. His go-to look however, is a black vest, green pants, and white button-up shirt, along with a watch and belt he took from a grave before the zombie outbreak happened. He also has a Gucci gold chain which he thinks compensates for his dogshit hairline.
==Personality==
Often thought as non-existent, Frank West's personality ranges from sleazy to swanky to smarmy and pretty much only those 3. Plagued by maybe schizophrenia (still unsure) and a lightning strike, Frank can seem quite distant or contrarily, very close inside your personal space. 
==Abilities==
Frank is considered to be one of the most powerful sleazy American photographers of all time, wielding a vast array of powers such as:
* Punching
* Kicking
* Spitting
* Camera-ing
* Throwing garbage
* Overdosing
* Smelling terrible
And using powerful weapons such as:
* Baseball bat
* Metal shovel
* Shopping cart with knives taped to it
* Boomerang with knives taped to it
* Boxing glove with knives taped to it
* Sledgehammer with two axes taped to it
* M2 Browning .50 caliber Jeep mounted heavy machine gun
* Potted plant
==Origin==
Tipped off by an anonymous source of a riot in Willamette, Frank by helicopter traveled to the location's main mall where violence was supposedly going down, only to find hordes of the undead, survivors who have lost their minds, and conveniently placed lethal weapons such as chainsaws, heavy artillery, and gallons of orange juice. He then traverses the mall to document his findings. With the power of friendship and 30-50 tons of plastic explosive, Frank uncovered the mystery surrounding the zombie outbreak and got the epic victory royale in just under 3 days. Unfortunately, this dumbass somehow got infected with the virus in the mall, forcing him to seek Zombrex to stave the infection. Alternatively, he can eat live wasps to achieve the same effect as Zombrex. Alas, while in a drunken stupor after living though the disasters at Willamette, Fortune City, and Dead Rising 4, he stepped on a rake, causing the rake handle to shoot up into his face like in a cartoon and blacked out, waking up in The Kinderverse.
==Fun Facts==
*Worships the Invisible Hand of the Free Market
*Got struck by lightning
*Possibly schizophrenic
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