Trap Nationian Folklore/Mythology

This is the list of folklores and mythology of Trap Nation. Disclaimer! None of these are proven to be real.
== Mythical Creatures ==
=== SeҒie Man Misvandenbergḧen (Hot Guy Mees Van Den Berg) ===
SeҒie Man Misvandenbergḧen is known to be a former musician who has unfortunately been involved in a horrifying car accident. Now he's turned into a spirit that protects every Trap Nationian from a car crash. According to graph results there was actually a drastic decrease in Trap Nationian car accidents after his death. According to those who have claimed to seen him - He is neutral and actually pretty nice, but as soon as you make a joke about car accidents in front of him, he will drag you inside a car crusher before even giving you the littlest time to react and turn you into an unrecognizable red carpet of flesh.
=== Don R GreeҒes (Dohn R. Gracious) ===
Don R GreeҒes was an average middle-aged Hispanic woman until one day she unfortunately passed away from cluelessly eating a Spanishberry. According to some people, She tries to stop you when you're about to eat something poisonous in the wild, but if you make the same mistake again she will split you into half with her massive grip. If you tell her that bubble remakes are bad, she will stab you just enough for you to not pass out, and she will repeat this process over and over and over again until you die.
=== ꟿoopie Doopie (Woopy Doopy) ===
ꟿoopie Doopie was a journalist from southeast Bubbiasia who was killed in a Keenoran Furry protest. Now he's back for revenge....
It is the most common in Trap Nation, but sightings of it are slowly appearing in other countries. When Furries get in his view, he runs to them immediately and rips them apart into 300 pieces. There have been some reports where he's accidentally killed innocent people due to his bad eyesight. So even if you're a normal person, your best bet is to run away to a more safe and crowded place as fast as you can...
This is a theory that's never been tested since he also has bad hearing, but if you were to yell "FURRIES SHALL BURN IN HELL" in front of him. He will grant you 3 wishes, or at least something good for you.
=== Halvor$en ===
Halvor$en is a dragon-like creature whose powers have been sealed by a SpongeBob monk thousands of years ago. Its sleeping body is told to be located at the basement of National Trap Nationian Museum. Scientists say that it might be slowly getting its powers back, and when it finally wakes up from its eternal sleep, that is when the entirety of Schlung is doomed. Many attempts have been made to rebuild the sealing but it only made it worse. It's becoming more transparent and our only way is to pray that it doesn't ever wake up...
== Stories ==
=== Fertile's Dimension ===
Fertile's Dimension, sometimes referred to as its Trap Nationian name, Bæbe Maak Misvandenbergḧen is known to be a portal located somewhere in Trap Nation that connects to Fertile's Dimension. People say that if you go there, an evil variation of SeҒie Man Misvandenbergḧen will appear and will impregnate you no matter your gender. The baby later explodes out of the target's stomach resulting in a painful death.