Hard Cock

The Hard Cock is a joke primary weapon introduced in the d0.y0u.suk.d1k update. 
== Appearance ==
No
== Attributes ==
* Automatic
* Annoy
== Strategy ==
* Make the gun as hard and long as possible
* Use it on mobile players since it has the automatic attribute
Counters:
* Suck it when it's hard
* Suck it when it's long
* Shove it in your asshole
== Weapon Setups ==
* Cocking Totem
* Boner Sniper Rifle or Prototype S-EX
* BIG D--K
== Trivia ==
* From now on you will suck dick only when my dick's hard
* The first and last thing coming out of your mouths will be my buttermilk
* If you survive my dick fucking you, you will be an amphibian ball sucker
* But until that day, you are fat fucks
* You will like to suck me
* The more you suck me the more you will learn
* I am hard for dicks
* Here you are all equally peter-puffers
* And my orders are to kill those who do not suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Category:Primary
Category:Weapons
Category:Joke Weapon
Category:Automatic
Category:Annoy
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