Maserati Alfieri (Research & Development)/Quotes

== Lab .001. ==
*Test .001.: Greetings! I am the Asphalt AI, R&D 4451. You can call me "RanDy". I will be running the Maserati Alfieri tests. Proceed to Rio for your first test.
*Test .002.: Nice moves out there, racer. Your efficiency in Rio was exemplary. Please continue these levels moving forward. Report to Nevada for Test 2.
*Test .003.: Well done, racer! You handle that Maserati Alfieri at extremely competent levels. The time for harder tests is now. Finish in the top three in Tokyo!
*Test .004.: Outstanding. For your hard work and dedication, you have been chosen to participate in an experimental test. No Nitro mode activated. Good luck!
*Test .005.: Moving forward, anything less than perfection will not be tolerated. The data cannot accept mistakes. Finish first. That is your only option.
*Test .006:. Your data is being put to good use. As a reward, we are sending you to beautiful Tenerife. Yes, you still have to work. Nothing comes free.
*Test .007.: Your data has been used to increase my efficiency. RanDy is ready to race. Prepare to be defeated by your own data!
== Lab .002. ==
*Test .008.: Impressive. Based on my calculations, you should have lost. More research must be done on your racing prowess. Please, continue testing with Lab 2!
*Test .009.: During our race, I took note of your expert handling skills. Our next test will take place in London. Carve your way through the curves of London!
*Test .010.: I, RanDy, Asphalt AI, must learn about your "human resilience". It may be the key to my defeat. Activating Test Mode: Elimination. Survive and thrive!
*Test .011.: Using your "human resilience" component, I have broken the track record at Area 51. Calculations show it is impossible to beat. You will not succeed.
*Test .012.: Hmm... You beat my race time. That was not expected. You use your Alfieri well. More tests are need. More data is required.
*Test .013.: Your use of nitro, while extremely efficient, may be muddling our data. To ensure the data's sanctity, I've activated Test Mode: No Nitro. Good luck!
*Test .014.: In the heat of the Nevada Desert, your grip on the wheel may loosen as you sweat. I, an AI, do not sweat. That's something to think about.
*Test .015.: I cannot fathom how you, a human, can handle the three V6 engines of the Maserati Alfieri so efficiently. I must learn. I need more data.
*Test .016.: Your "human resilience"! It must be your resilience that keeps you from being defeated. Activating Test Mode: Infected. Survive this!
*Test .017.: My quad-core processors are analyzing your "resilience" data, and installing it into my race drive. Race through the Azure Coast while I download.
*Test .018.: Resilience file downloaded. I, the Ultimate AI, am ready to race. I'll meet you on the Great Wall. This time, you will be defeated!
== Lab .003. ==
*Test .019.: Welcome to Lab 3. RanDy, our experimental AI, has been sent to the shop. That last defeat hit him hard. Continue testing while we fix him.
*Test .020.: San Diego is great this time of year. Try testing their track. We're still a ways away from fixing RanDy. We need time. You broke him pretty hard.
*Test .021.: RanDy keeps muttering code about "human resilience". Do you know anything about this? Hm... Well, race through Rio while we investigate.
*Test .022.: Your skills just keep heating up, so we're sending you to Iceland to cool down... Pretty funny, right? Activating Test Mode: Elimination. Go at it!
*Test .023.: We finally got RanDy back on the road. He's still muttering code under his breath, but he broke the record on the Great Wall. Try your best to beat it!
*Test .024.: You beat RanDy's time on the Great Wall. Oh boy... He's not gonna like that. Race through London while we calm him down.
*Test .025.: We need more intel on your handling. RanDy says he "craves" it. Weird. Activating Test Mode: Drift. Show French Guiana what you've got.
*Test .026.: RanDy is finishing downloading what he calls his "Perfect Build". Race through Area 51 while final preparations are being set.
*Test .027.: RanDy is ready for another race on the Great Wall. He's been training incessantly. Can you just let him win? He'll go crazy if he doesn't win. Please?
*Test .028.: Oh boy... Oh boy... Our AI is really freaking out. Why couldn't you just let him win? Ugh... Go to the Alps and race. We'll fix this... hopefully.
*Test .029.: RanDy has completely shut down. We need to pick up a programmer from Rio to fix him. While we're there, how about a race? Let's do it!
*Test .030.: Our programmer from Rio told us that RanDy will feel better if he gets more data. Activating Test Mode: No Nitro. Give him that data, racer!
*Test .031.: RanDy's finally back on the road. He broke the French Guiana track record. Please don't go there and beat it. He needs this win. Please.
*Test .032.: Oh no! RanDy heard about you beating his record in French Guiana. He's fuming. Go race or something. Just get out of here so he can calm down!
*Test .033.: RanDy has challenged you to one final "battle" on the Great Wall. If he loses, he will lose it. Please don't break our AI. He costs a lot of money.
== Lab .004. ==
*Test .034.: So you won, huh? Well, our programmers are going to have a real tough night now. Thanks. Go race in the Alps. I don't even want to look at you.
*Test .035.: Area 51's greatest minds are working on fixing RanDy's personality drive. They've activated Test Mode: Infected to keep you busy. Go race.
*Test .036.: The Area 51 programmers were told to take out RanDy's personality. They said, "A racing AI doesn't need a personality." I hope you're happy.
*Test .037.: Now that RanDy is *just* a racing AI, his performance has improved exponentially. He'll be tough to beat. Train hard, racer.
*Test .038.: The Maserati Alfieri is a fierce competitor. Let's put its 520 horsepower to the test. Activating Test Mode: Elimination. Survive Dubai, racer!
*Test .039.: RanDy just broke the track record in Barcelona... and then he broke it again. Think you can top this beat of efficiency?
*Test .040.: You broke the Barcelona record? Not a problem. Now that RanDy is stable, he can accept defeat. Race in Tokyo so we can learn from you!
*Test .041.: Your handling of the Maserati Alfieri is profoundly impressive. We're activating Test Mode: Drift so that we can study it further.
*Test .042.: Thank you for the useful data. We are inputting it into RanDy as we speak. Maybe you will face off again soon. Until then... let's race in Dubai!
*Test .043.: San Diego Harbor awaits. The beach, the sun, the road. It's your race to win! Go at it!
*Test .044.: RanDy is primed and ready to go. You've faced off many times on the Great Wall. You both know it well. It'll all come down to who's the better racer.
*Test .045.: Wow! Another win for you. No matter what we do to our AI, you still manage to win. Pretty inspirational, if you ask me. Come on, let's do more tests!
*Test .046.: We're close to reaching peak performance with RanDy, but we still need your help. Beat his track record in London so we can finish it up!
*Test .047.: RanDy was right. Human resilience is what separates an AI from you, an expert human racer. Activating Test Mode: Elimination. Show us how it's done!
*Test .048.: Almost there... So close to peak performance! We here at Lab 4 are getting very excited. But we need more data. Please help us.
*Test .049.: RanDy is downloading his final build. Efficiency is at 98.7%... Almost perfect. But can he beat you? The challenge awaits you after this race.
*Test .050.: You've helped us, and if RanDy could still talk, he'd thank you. Good luck on this next race! May the best racer win!
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