Adopt N' Survive/Transcript

==Characters==
Duke Grader 	Minor
Travis LeCadet	Major
Izzy LeCadet 	Supporting
Troy LeCadet 	Supporting
== Bus ==
:[We see Travis sketching Terence being eaten alive by Jaws]
*Travis: Terence, Terence, Terence. That's all "mommy & daddy" ever talk about! When, if ever, is he gonna just keel over and die already!
*Duke: Travis?
*Travis: [Turns around to see Duke's head on his chair] D-Duke?! I was just... [shoves the sketchpad in his backpack] get away, Grader. Your hygiene is stinking up my odor!
*Duke: Sorry, Travis. I guess I got carried away by your sketches. They're so aesthetic.
*Travis: [Folds arms] Yeah, well, whatever. I don't need your stupid comments. I can be [Air-quotes] "aze-thetic" if I wanted to. [Looks out window] [whispers] You remind me of him.
*Duke: Of Who?
*Travis: My stupid brother! He does everything perfect just like you an—
*Bus Driver: Franklin Street! Anybody gettin' off?
:[Travis huffs once at Duke and exits the vehicle]
== Travis's House ==
:[Travis looks up to see christmas lights decorated around the house. He throws his backpack to the side and searches the dining room. Izzy and Troy pop outta nowhere] 
*Troy: Welcome back, Terence.
*Izzy: Hey, Hon—
:[Both see it just Travis]
*Troy: Oh, it's just the-other-guy-that-lives-here.
*Izzy: Daaarn, why couldn't you have been Terence?
*Travis: Sorry to disappoint you by being your own SON! 
:[Living room door opens and hits Travis. Terence comes through]
*Terence: Mother! Father!
:[Travis comes from behind the door with a dinted head. Terence unawarely drops his bags on him]
*Troy: Welcome back, Terence.
*Izzy: Uh, you smell great.
*Terence: I am great, Mother. [Searches the room anxiously with a smile] Wait a second! Where's my wittle bwother?
:[Travis unburies himself from the pile of bags]
*Terence: There you are, Travi!
*Travis: (bitterly) Yep! It's me, Terry!
*Terence: [Swats hand and chuckles] Uh, you are such a stinker. Quit goofin' about and come give your brother a big cuddle! [Hugs Travis, then departs] You're growing into such a handsome man, Travis.
*Travis: Oh, yeah, I'm a real magnet, alright.
== Dining Room ==
:[We see Izzy & Troy eating with Terence. They are all laughing]
*Troy: [Wipes tears from his eye] Al-Alright, Terence, tell us another one.
:[Both parents look anxiously at Terence]
*Terence: Very well. What did the lumberjack say to the miller? [Pauses] [deepened voice] "Hey! You just jacked my tree post!" [All three laugh. Terence peeks over at Travis—who's sitting in a corner eating his dinner] [normal voice] Hey, Travi. Come over here and sit with us.
*Troy: Aw, let'em sit there. 'S not we have room at the table anyway.
*Izzy: Now, Travis, did you remember to thank Terence for generously borrowing your seat?
*Travis: Yesss, Moooom.
:[All laugh at Travis's attitude. Travis gets up and walks into the kitchen. There, he turns on the water and taps his utensils rhythmically]
:[Songs starts]
: *Well, Dad spurns my shadow in his backseat*
: *And Mom's casually standing there ignoring me*
: *I get lost by a vacant lot by Third Street*
: *Only to find I'm the only one who loves me*
: *Though I don't have to make a sound*
: *I still get what I need*
: *What I need is a ho-oh-ome*
: *Folks loves only those who reach perfection*
: *Not those with a galloping defection* 
: *High fives for the Terence-man's affection*
: *Nine-lives for the-other-guy's rejection*
: *Still I don't have to make a sound*
: *Cause I get what I need*
: *Makes me ask, "Why-why?"*
: *Feels just like I'm a wet fly*
: *On the edge, I might cry*
: *Why am I the only one who loves me?*
: *Must I*
: *Be the one to defy*
: *Any love from what lie*
: *Why am I the only one who loves me?*
: *Only the who... Only one who*
: *Only one who loves m-**
:[Song stops]
:[There's a sudden crash in the dining room. Travis runs inside to find Terence with a broken leg, moaning]
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