Madame Ortho's Oddities

Service
Name 	Cost 	Description
Indentify 	  50 GP, 0 SP, 0 CP 	
Break 1 Curse 	  100 GP, 0 SP, 0 CP	
Repair Magic Item	5% of Value 	
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Items
Name 	Cost 	Description
Mummy Hand 	5 GP 	a mummy hand that tries to strange it's owner while they sleep
Magic Compas 	5 GP 	a compass that points to the person that hates the owner the most
Dowsing Rod 	10 GP 	This rod always leads you to the driest place within 10 miles.
Goggles of Day 	5 GP 	While wearing these goggles, you can see in bright light as if it were dim light and dim light as if it were darkness.
Amulet of Inescapable Location	1000 GP 	This device is typically worn on a chain or as a brooch. It appears, to magical analysis, to prevent location, scrying or detection or influence by detect thoughts or telepathy. It seems to be an amulet of proof against detection and location. Actually, the amulet gives the wearer a -10 penalty on all saves against divination spells.
Wand of Screaming 	50 GP 	Lets enyone scream when touched
Armor of Rage 	1600 GP 	This armor is similar in appearance to armor of command and functions as a suit of +1 full plate. However, when it is worn, the armor causes the character to take a -4 penalty to Charisma. All unfriendly characters within 300 feet have a +1 morale bonus on attack rolls against her. The effect is not noticeable to the wearer or those affected. (In other words, the wearer does not immediately notice that donning the armor is the cause of her problems, nor do foes understand the reason for the depth of their enmity.)
Witches Butthole 	5000 GP	Stores Spells to a Combined LVL of 3, 1 action to release. Also smells like Ass.
Ring of Mime Control 	150 GP 	Allows you to cast a Magic Prison aound Mimes. They cant escape and are muted