Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times/Quotes

:Homer: (angrily at the Rich Texan) Reeevenge!
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:Rich Texan: Out of my way, you seatbelt wearing cowards.
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:Homer: (while crawling through a tunnel) I wonder how long this tunnel… iiiiiiiiiiiiis! (falls in water and into a cage that locks up) D'oh.
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:Marge: Revenge never solves anything!
:Homer: (sarcastically) Then what's America doing in Iraq?
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:Marge: Homer!
:Homer: Yes, my love?
:Marge: You killed my husband! (she slaps him and runs towards Moe's corpse) No!
:Bart and Lisa: Papa Maux! Papa Maux!
:Homer: You guys liked him?
:Marge: We were together for five years. Now who's going to take care of the triplets? (Homer looks at the triplets that are resembling to Moe and Maggie)
:Homer: But Marge, I did it all for you.
:Marge: For me, huh? What took you so long?
:Homer: It takes time to make a revenge machine this awesome. Plus, in the middle, I had to take revenge on some of my contractors.
:Marge: You spent so much time plotting your revenge, you lost everything that really mattered. Come on, kids. (she storms off with Bart and Lisa with Homer sad)
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:Bart: Ay, Caramba! (outside the story) That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
:Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (laughs)
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:Lou: No sign of the Serpent.
:Chief Wiggum: It's always work with you.
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:Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
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:Lenny: (to Homer) Now get some sleep, you have a 9:00 AM rat helmet.
:Homer: 9:00 AM?
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:Nelson: (to Milhouse) Ha ha, you forgot me because I had the mumps!
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:Milhouse: Having a weapon at school has really made things awesome.
:Martin: Good Morning, dinguses. What are you doing, touching each other's butts?
:Dolph: (to Martin) You are so dead you're alive.
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:Judge: I sentence you to life.
:Homer: You moron, I'm already alive.
:Judge: In prison!
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:Moe: I hate this Homer jerk with his beautiful wife and loving family, when all I got is this doorway.
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:Snake: Hand over your wallet.
:Homer: You don't frighten me! (Snake shoots Homer) Or my wife! (Snake shoots Marge) Or my...
:Marge: Shut up!
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:Bart: (crashes through the window) Party's over, Serpent.
:Chief Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.