SpongeBuck Goes to Dead Man's Valley

SpongeBuck Goes to Dead Man's Valley is the first episode of Season Two of A spin-off just for spin-off kings.
==Place==
This episode was seventh in the western theme (IN)
==Transcript ==
[Episode begins with a shot of Bikini Bottom]
French Narrator: Greetings, reader. Today we are going back in time to around 2017.
[Bikini Bottom turns into Bikini Gulch.]
French Narrator: Here we see ze wild western town of Bikini Gulch. The central town for all the cowfish and a certain primitive spin-off.
[We see a western-style pineapple. Cut inside to see SpongeBuck sleeping in his bed. His alarm goes off. It sounds like a cow mooing. SpongeBuck wakes up.]
SpongeBuck: Ah, what a great day to wake up and do cowboy things. Eh, Gary?
Gary: Moo.
SpongeBuck: Bahahahahaha! 'Yer such a joker!
[Cut to SpongeBuck leaving his pineapple house. He whistles and a seahorse shows up]
SpongeBuck: Good mornin', Mystery!
Mystery: Neigh.
SpongeBuck: You said it, girl. Whaddaya say we head on over to the ol' Krusty Kantina?
Mystery: Whinny.
SpongeBuck: GREAT!
[SpongeBuck gets on Mystery and the two ride off. Cut to the Krusty Kantina, where Mr. Krabs is pacing back and forth, while Hopalong Tentacles looks unimpressed.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, where could he be?
Hopalong: I don't give a seahorse's rear.
Mr. Krabs: (gasp) Hopalong! Why I oughta wash yer mouth with a good helpin' o' soap fer such thunderation!
Hopalong: wait wu-
[Mr. Krabs sticks a bar of soap inside of Hopalong's mouth and washes it. Hopalong spits out the soap afterwards.]
Mr. Krabs: That's what ya get for usin' such profane language.
SpongeBuck (off-screen): Yee-haw!
Mr. Krabs: There he is!
[SpongeBuck rides over to the two. He and Mystery stop, blowing sand on Hopalong's face]
Hopalong: Oh, sure. Make me the butt-monkey.
SpongeBuck: How's it going, Mr. K?
Mr. Krabs: Not very good sheriff/boyo. That rascal Dead Eye done stole me formuler!
SpongeBuck: Oh no! Which way'd he go?
Mr. Krabs: Last I saw'm, he was headin' to Dead Man's Valley.
SpongeBuck: What is he, an odd stick? Nobody who ever goes to Dead Man's Valley ever comes out (close-up of SpongeBuck's lips) …alive.
Mr. Krabs: I'm sure he's up to some'm. You'd better catch'm and get me formuler back before I go outta business!
SpongeBuck: Don't worry, Mr. K. I'll catch that crook Dead Eye! …as soon as I get a deputy.
Mr. Krabs: Deputy, ya say? Like who?
SpongeBuck: Anyone'll do.
Mr. Krabs: In that case-
Hopalong: Oh, no, no, no, no.
Mr. Krabs: Alright. (He takes Pecos Patrick out of a nearby trash can) What about him?
SpongeBuck: Perfect.
P. Patrick: Guh huh!
SpongeBuck: WAIT!
Mr. Krabs, P. Patrick: Huh?
SpongeBuck: He needs a horse.
[Mr. Krabs slaps a saddle on Hopalong's back]
SpongeBuck: Perfect [2]
Hopalong: Hey, wait, I didn't sign up for this!
Mr. Krabs: Do what he says, Hopalong. Or you're fired.
[Hopalong grumbles]
SpongeBuck: Come on', Pat.
P. Patrick: Okie dokie.
[P. Patrick sits on Hopalong's back]
Hopalong: I hate my life.
SpongeBuck: Hyah! On to Dead Man's Valley!
[The two ride off on their horses. P. Patrick goes back after a few seconds.]
P. Patrick: Before I go, can I have a Krabby Patty?
[Mr. Krabs facepalms. Cut to SpongeBuck and P. Patrick traversing the desert.]
SpongeBuck: It's gonna be a long ways 'till Dead Man's Valley.
P. Patrick: Did you bring any food?
SpongeBuck: All I have is some chili. (He takes out a pan of chili)
[P. Patrick grabs the pan and eats all the chili. He burps fire.]
P. Patrick: Spicy.
SpongeBuck: Wait a second. I have an' idea!
[SpongeBuck takes out a quick chili maker and slings some chili]
P. Patrick: Whatcha doin'?
SpongeBuck: Somethin' very smart. Care for sum'more chili?
P. Patrick: You bet!
[P. Patrick scarfs down the chili again. SpongeBuck turns him away from the destination.]
P. Patrick: Say, what type o' chili is this?
SpongeBuck: Inferno.
[P. Patrick begins sweating, and he burps more fire than last time. The heat is so strong that not only P. Patrick, but SpongeBuck too, float away]
Hopalong: I don't know what you two dunderheads are doing, but could you please STOP?!
[They all land directly in Dead Man's Valley]
SpongeBuck: Woah. Where are we?
[Pan over to a sign reading Dead Man's Valley]
SpongeBuck: Dead Man's Valley! We're here, Pat!
P. Patrick: Look, a jellybean.
[P. Patrick points to Dead Eye Plankton]
Dead Eye Plankton: I am not a jellybean, you blunderbuss! I am Dead Eye Plankton!
SpongeBuck: Give the formula back, Dead Eye, or you'll have to change your name to No Eye.
Dead Eye Plankton: Are you challenging me? YOU DARE CHALLENGE THE ALMIGHTY DEAD EYE?! Get a load of this!
[Dead Eye continuously fires two toy guns at SpongeBuck, to no avail. SpongeBuck flings some chili at him.]
Dead Eye Plankton: It's gonna take a lot more than chili to- AAAH! MY EYE!
[SpongeBuck grabs the formula]
SpongeBuck: Yay! We did it!
P. Patrick: Cool.
[Cut to the Krusty Kantina, where SpongeBuck gives Mr. Krabs the formula back.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, me formuler! (He kisses the formula) I'll never let you outta my sight again!
SpongeBuck, P. Patrick, Mr. Krabs: Hooray!
Hopalong: Can I go home now?
[end]
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