Galactic Events (Derp's Timeline)

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== Pre-Human History ==
* 13.21 Billion BCE: The Milky Way Galaxy is formed. It is later known as the firs place in the Known Universe to develop life.
* 8.6 Billion BCE: The first life in the known universe, microscopic bacteria, evolve in the Karazin system, in the Northern arm of the Milky Way.
* 7.5 Billion BCE: First eukaryotic life in the known universe. Also in the Karazin system.
* 6.9 Billion BCE: First multicellular life in the known universe evolve in 3 different systems, including the Karazin system.
* 5.5 Billion BCE: First sentient species in the known universe, the Karazin (from which the Karazin System gets its name from), evolve.
* 5.3 Billion BCE: The Saóokara are now a sentient species.
* 5 Billion BCE: The Karazin take on a mission to spread life across the universe. They will eventually become the genetic ancestors of all species of Earth, as well as many other planets.
* 4.5 Billion BCE: Earth is formed.
* 4.2 Billion BCE: Karazin-Saóokara first contact.
* 4 Billion BCE: The Karazin land on Earth, only to find the young molten Earth unusable. However, their microscopic organisms living in their bodies manages to survive on the molten Earth.
* 3.7 Billion BCE: The Saóokara discover faster-than light travel, this is quickly picked up by the Karazin.
* 3.5 Billion BCE: The Karazin and Saóokara have introduced life to every habitable planet in the Local Group. They are the forefathers of all life in the Local Group.
* 2.9 Billion BCE: The Yazin become sentient.
* 2.8 Billion BCE: The Karazin protect the Yazin against the increasingly millitaristic Saóokara, while introducing Karazin technolong to the Yazin.
* 2.5 Billion BCE: The Saóokara attack the Yazin, causing the Karazin to declare war on the Saóokara. The first ever documented war in space.
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