Smash Royale (Dash and Smash)/Script

Bash: he spawns fireballs and juggles them
Smash: "Dash, you know what is stupid?"
Dash: "What?"
Smash: "Why does Sally try destroying all Badniks?"
Dash: "Because it's faster that way?"
Smash: "Yeah, but the remaining Badniks can be reprogrammed, and it's a wasted opportunity if they just destroy the most powerful ones."
Sonic: "Hey, what are you talking about?"
Smash: "You know, Dad, it's all about you busting powerful Badniks and some cool towers. Why can't you just let Tails reprogram some of them?"
Amy: "Smash, I know you're not talking to me..."
Smash: "Yes, I am. I'm talking to both of you."
Amy: "OK, then, Tails just doesn't want to reprogram them."
Smash: "Why doesn't he?"
Amy: "There are animals inside being tortured just for the power of-"
Smash: "Who cares? Well among my siblings, at least?"
Crash: "I do-"
Smash: she hits Crash with her hammer
Crash: "What I meant to say is I do not. I mean, you do raise a good point."
Amy: "WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You should know why we don't do that."
Smash: "Also are they really tortured? They don't seem that hurt after you destroy the robots they are inside."
Amy: "Have you ever heard of the term fresh air?"
Smash: "That isn't nonexistent in the insides of a Badnik."
Amy: "I don't care, Smash. The thing I want to say is that even though you do make good points for doing other things, there is no such thing as a good point when it comes to defending the statement that says that we should protect Badniks."
Smash: "Oh, really? Let's test that statement on Sal Sal!"
Acorn Palace
Sally: she continues eating cashews "After a long day of having to make so many decisions, it's best I take a rest the day after, and I am now. Oh, and I have two new towers for palace defense."
Nicole: "Challenge alert! Challenge alert!"
Sally: "Wait, I don't even challenge-"
Smash: "Hello, Sally! I will destroy your castle if you can't defend against my Badniks!"
Sally: "Smash! Why?"
Smash: "Let's just play like Thrash Royale." 
Sally: "As long as those Badniks don't hurt my people." 
Smash: "Let's go right now. I and Bash are in the side towers, and Skye is the big tower. You have the big tower, Sarah and her teenage sister Sadie have the side towers. And your tower or castle will definitely be destroyed if you don't think on your feet." 
Sally: she gasps "What? I will do whatever it takes to defend my castle!" 
Skye: "Very well, then. If I get even close, you should admit to reprogramming some of the most powerful Badniks instead of destroying them all." 
Sally: "Why?" 
Smash: "It'd show how effective they are. Let's go." 
The banners of Sally and Skye are shown 
Sally: she sends bees to attack Bash's tower 
Skye: "Boring." he sends a Buzz Bomber that shoots beams at all of the 5 bees and flies to Sadie's tower 
Sally: she sends a Mobian Cat on a Bull at Sadie's lane to attack Bash 
Mobian Cat: she throws glue at the Buzz Bomber while her bull dashes towards Bash's Tower 
The Buzz Bomber was slowed down 
Sadie: she shot lasers at the Buzz Bomber with her laser gun 
Skye: he sends a Motobug army to defeat the Bull Rider 
Sally: she launches a volley of arrows at the Motobug army 
Skye: "You're good, eh?" 
Sally: "Indeed. The Acorn Army is very powerful, Skye. No need for reprogrammed Badniks to help us." 
Skye: "What about of this happens?" he sends a Silver Sonic at the back of Bash's tower 
Silver Sonic: it spindashes at the Bull Rider, defeating it 
Sally: "Look at that! One of your towers is about to be defeated." 
Skye: he sends a Lady Bug Boss on the bridge of Bash's lane 
Silver Sonic: it goes into ball form and spindashes 
Shadow: he drops down from the sky and Chaos Blasts the Lady Bug Boss and Silver Sonic 
Skye: "Uh oh." he sends Metal Sonic 
Metal Sonic: he flies to Sadie's tower very fast 
Shadow: he jumps and Chaos Blasts Bash's tower, destroying it 
Skye: "Darn it!" he gets his cannon ready 
Sadie: she shoots lasers at Metal Sonic 
Metal Sonic: he drops bombs on Sadie's tower while using his chest's laser to destroy it 
Sadie's tower explodes 
Sally: "I am very angry now." 
Sadie: she was sent to Sally 
Sally: she sends Tails 
Tails: he activates his ability and shoots at Metal Sonic very quick after drinking a potion that makes him invisible for a while 
Metal Sonic: he was destroyed, and all that was left was his very own destroyed body, which exploded on Sally's castle and Tails, defeating Tails 
Metal Amy landed on Shadow, defeating him 
Metal Amy: she walked slowly 
Sally: "Oh no! It's Metal Amy! The area damage one! But we'll stop focusing on your castle first, Skye." she sends Sonic to Smash and Sarah's lane 
Sonic: he jogs, but boosts while spindashing, attacking Smash's tower "I don't follow orders from anyone, I'm not attacking my daughter. I'm outta here!" he runs away 
Smash: "No Lady Bug Bosses used." 
Skye: he sends a Bigbom 
The Bigbom walks to Sarah's tower 
Metal Amy smashes Sally's castle by hammer jumping and doing a downward smash 
Sally: "Darn it." 
Skye: he sends 2 Elite Egg Pawns 
The 2 Elite Egg Pawns run to Sarah's tower 
Skye: he throws a speed bottle at Sarah's tower 
The Elite Egg Pawns attack much faster and destroy Sarah's tower 
Sally: she gasps 
Sarah: she cries 
Sally: "Don't worry, Sarah. Mommy is here to protect you. And protect the world." 
Sarah: "Thanks, Mom!" 
Sally: she sends Amy to Smash's lane 
Amy: she spins around and destroys the Elite Egg Pawns 
Tangle is sent to the right lane and brings Metal Amy with her, right before she can destroy the castle 
Sally: "Darn it. 150 health left." 
Skye: "You going to win?" 
Sally: "Guess what?" she sends Cream to Smash's lane, who has a lot of Chao follow her 
Skye: "So what?" 
Sally: she sends Antoine to Smash's lane 
Neo Metal Sonic (Evolved Metal Sonic) is placed on Smash's lane and uses two lasers to destroy both and flies quickly towards Sally's castle 
Sally: she sends Shadow to fight against Neo Metal Sonic 
Neo Metal Sonic: he drops bombs on Shadow and defeats him easily even with his laser always getting stopped 
Skye: "Bye bye, Sal Sal." 
Neo Metal Sonic: its laser destroys Sally's castle 
Match Over! 
Sally: 👑 
Skye: 👑👑👑 [Winner!] 
Skye: "So, Sally, what now?" 
Sally: "Fine, some Badniks can be super useful in my army. I'll get them reprogrammed." 
Skye: "Bingo." 
Smash: "It may have been more of a bad strategy, but still, did you see Neo Metal Sonic take down Shadow? That shows how powerful a reprogrammed Neo can be." 
Sally: "Did you reprogram those?" 
Smash: "Of course!" 
Sally: "They should be in my military army." 
Next Fight... 
Sally: "Take that, Eggman! I'm using my robots against you!" 
Neo Metal Sonic: he destroys Eggman's base easily 
Lanolin: "How about Acorn Palace?" 
Sally: "I got Tails to get his robo-minis to build Acorn Palace II." 
Acorn Palace II (Under Construction) 
Tails: "Mini mes, great job. I'm going to make a factory to help finish this." 
The End! 
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