Jalter

== "You owe me 300 pounds paypal." ==
Jalter is a plastic figure containing the corrupted soul of Joan of Arc. It is currently available for sale by a mysterious vendor for 300 pounds, which they request be transferred by paypal. The figure is considered an artifact of extreme importance by most commsmen, though who has to pay for it is a point of argument. Generally, it is accepted by the others that Shoreland owes the fee, but his status as The Authority prevents him from being robbed of the money. 
It is unknown if the figure can communicate or if the soul is sealed too deeply to be considered 'alive.'