Opening/Robbing Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J

Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
Pazuladdin 2: The Return of Myotismon
(In a desert somewhere, it is nighttime. A gang of thieves on horses raced across the desert, lead by a female figure, who is carrying a big bag containing something big, as a familiar voice sang from outta nowhere)
Merlin: (Voice-over) Follow me to a place
Where incredible feats
Are routine every hour or so
Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Open sesame, here we go
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
(The thieves are heading for what appears to be a mountain. But as we get closer, we see an opening which they and their horses charged into. They race down a path to what appears to be a place for treasure)
Merlin: (Voice-over) Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
C'mon down stop on by
Hop a dragon and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night
(As soon as the thieves arrived, they slowed down and stopped. They got off carrying sacks and chests of the treasures they swiped while two of the riders hold a bunch of it in their hands)
Thief 1: We did a good job tonight.
Thief 2: Oh, yes. We must have stolen so much, we may unable to be to steal anymore.
(The female figure climbed off her horse, wearing dark brown scanner-like glasses over her eyes. She is a woman with pale blue eyes, light purple short spiky hair, and is wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left arm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high boots, and sometimes carried dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, the leader of the thieves. After she removed her scanner-like glasses, she smirks evilly in agreement)
Hunter J: Well, obviously. And not to mention recapturing my fountain of youth.
(She placed the bag down and pulled someone out, gagged and her wings tied behind her back. She is a female tan beige furred bat with brown eyes and wearing a pale pink neckerchief, a white short-sleeved shirt, a blue skirt, and black sandals. After Hunter J removed the gag, the female bat spoke angrily)
Female bat: Who do you think you are, taking me back here?! I don't want to be your fountain of youth anymore, Hunter J!
(As they talk, neither of them sees a pair of arms reaching out and swiping some of the treasure)
Hunter J: (Sarcastically) Well, I'm shocked and hurt from you saying that. (Seriously) But you don't have a choice, Stellaluna. You have special powers, you have healing powers, and for the record, I own you.
(The female bat, now revealed to be Stellaluna, glared angrily)
Thief 3: (Glaring) Of course, we wouldn't be able to steal and find her in the first place if it weren't for our two other "Fearless" leaders besides Hunter J.
(Nearby is someone trying to get something out of a vase. He is a male dark green fat ugly alien with yellow eyes, a cigar in his mouth, and wearing a pink long-sleeved shirt, a purple long-sleeved business jacket, purple business pants, and dark gray flip-flop sandals. He is Mr. Swackhammer, their main leader. Near him trying to help is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with long violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, Swackhammer and Hunter J's partner and the third leader)
Ruggedo: Let me help you get your hand out of there, Swackhammer.
(Hunter J, after looking at Swackhammer and Ruggedo's incompetence in a calm awkward way, then glared daggers at the thieves)
Hunter J: Fearless or not, we're the leaders. And you have to do what we say!
(She then helps Ruggedo get Swackhammer's left hand, out of the vase. It came loose causing the vase to fall over and smashed in the progress. The thieves glared at the three of them)
Hunter J: I hope you're happy, Ruggedo. You and Swackhammer just broke a vase!
Ruggedo: We didn't mean to, Hunter J.
Swackhammer: He has a point. We got plenty of vases.
(The three walked over to a chest and opened it. They smiled greedily at all the gold while Hunter J just gave a calm evil smirk)
Swackhammer: Isn't this incredible, our band of desert rats?
Ruggedo: This is much better than robbing those fools blindly underground.
(With a chuckle, he takes a crystal rose and puts it on his robe to make himself look better)
Swackhammer: Why are you getting the crystal rose?
Ruggedo: Because it is a bonus for being one of the beloved leaders, of course.
(He then points his index finger at the chest of gold and sack of jewels, laughing greedily)
Ruggedo: And that.... And that are part of it!
Hunter J: (To the thieves, sneeringly) So there you go. More for us.
Thief 1: (Angrily) And what is our reward, bosses?
(With a smile, Hunter J tossed at the thieves a very small sack. The thieves looked at it dumbstruck as Hunter J walks off with Swackhammer and Ruggedo)
Hunter J: There is your reward.
Swackhammer and Ruggedo: Enjoy it well.
(The thieves looked furious. They are about to attack the three when Hunter J gasped)
Hunter J: Wait a minute! Where's Stellaluna?!
(Sure enough, they noticed Stellaluna is gone from where she sat originally, and the ropes that once tied her wings behind her back is cut, indicating that someone must've freed her, or she must've freed herself)
Ruggedo: She's gone!
Swackhammer: Ya think?!
(Suddenly, one of the chests begins to be lifted off the ground and float away)
Thief 2: Guys, the chest! She's moving away!
Thief 3: (Gulps) It is not natural!
Swackhammer and Ruggedo: GHOSTS!!
(Hunter J notices something and reached for the chest. She pulls off what appears to be an invisible cloak. It is revealed that it is an invisibility cloak hiding someone who is trying to make off with the chest. It is a familiar green dinosaur and Beanbean creature. They are Yoshi and Popple. They sensed something's wrong and turned to see that they've been discovered. They smiled nervously)
Popple: Oh hey. Alright if I join the party?
Ruggedo: (Taking his sword out) How dare you try to steal from Ruggodo the Nome King, Mr. Swackhammer, and Hunter J?!
Boy's voice: Hey, don't even think about it, Ruggy!
(Swackhammer, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and their men looked confused. Suddenly, seven figures came jumping in stomping on the thieves' heads while wielding Keyblades. They jumped and landed in front of the three leaders. Yoshi and Popple smiled as they noticed them and ran up to them. The figures are none other than Pazu, his left cheek healed, Sharkboy, and the Gangreen Gang, consisting Ace D. Copular, Sanford "Snake" D. Ingleberry, Li'l Arturo de la Guerra, Big William "Billy" W. Williams, and Grubber J. Gribberish. Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J frowned angrily as he speak to them)
Swackhammer: And who are you boys?
Pazu: Well, I am Pazu.
Sharkboy: My friends call me Sharky. But you can call me Sharkboy.
Ace: Ace D. Copular, but call me Ace.
Snake: Mine'sssss Sssssanford D. Ingleberry, but everyone callsssss me Ssssnake, gotssss it?
Arturo: My name's Li'l Arturo de la Guerra. But call me Arturo, and don't mess with me.
Billy: Duh, I'm Big William W. Williams. But call me either Big Billy or just Billy.
(Grubber blew a bunch of raspberries, confusing the thieves, Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J)
Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J: (Dumbfounded) What?
Hunter J: Are you mocking us with those raspberries?!
Ace: Nope. That's how he talks.
Hunter J and Ruggedo: (Glaring, sarcastically) Really?
Swackhammer: (Glaring) Then what did he say?
Ace: He said "And I'm Grubber J. Gribberish, but call me Grubber."
(The villains noticed Stellaluna, already untied, right next to Pazu)
Hunter J: (Flatly glaring) And let me guess; You secretly freed her, right?
Pazu's group: Yep!
Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J: Get those boys!
Hunter J: And don't hurt Stellaluna!
(The thieves, with their swords out, jumped at Pazu's group, but Pazu suddenly used Aeroga and disappeared in a puff of wind)
Thief 3: Where did that brat go now?
Thief 1: (Pointing) Look!
(The thieves turned and saw Pazu's group, Popple, Yoshi, and Stellaluna running off with most of their treasure)
Thief 1: They got our treasure!
Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J: Stop them!
(The thieves charged at the heroes. With the heroes, they are running while talking)
Stellaluna: Thanks for getting me out of this mess so far.
Ace: Don't thank us just yet.
Sharkboy: Right now, focus on escaping from here.
(Suddenly, the thieves caught up with them. But the heroes, except a weaponless Stellaluna, got their weapons out and fought them off, knocking them aside. Suddenly, one thief almost sneak attacked them when Stellaluna blasted a fireball at the thief, knocking him aside. Noticing that, Pazu's gang smiled at Stellaluna)
Snake: Thankssss!
(They then fended off more thieves with their attacks and/or magic)
Arturo: Hey, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx, whenever you're ready!
(Suddenly Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx themselves come flying in)
Spyro: Say no more!
Cynder: Hold tight!
Sparx: One escape ride coming up!
(Swackhammer and Ruggedo looked dumbstruck as the heroes, with all the treasure they have stolen, suddenly flying off with Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx. Even Hunter J is livid)
Swackhammer: They got dragons?! (Grabs Ruggedo) They got dragons!
Ruggedo: And a dragonfly!
(The group then began to fly off in a hurry)
Cynder: For thieves, they sure are dumb ones.
Spyro: These guys aren't so scary.
Stellaluna: Even though Hunter J is somewhat scary and not so dumb like them.
Popple: Good thieves but bad fighters.
Sparx: (Looking down) Hey! I think we miss one!
(Sparx points to one last sack of treasure down below. Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J looked shocked as the gang swooped down and grabbed it)
Hunter J: You will not take our treasure!
(Letting go of Ruggedo, Swackhammer jumps up and grabs Cynder's tail. He screams as the good guys flew around the room)
Cynder: (Shaking him off) Hey! No hitchhikers!
Spyro: (Helping her) Get off her!
Swackhammer: Never!
(Ruggedo suddenly grabbed Swackhammer and started flying around as well. Popple noticed the crystal rose in Ruggedo's robe. With a smirk, he grabs it)
Popple: I'll be taking that, see?
Ruggedo: That's mine, Swackhammer's, and Hunter J's!
(Ruggedo swipes at Popple with his fist but missed. What's even worst, he accidentally punched Swackhammer's arm, causing him to let go of Cynder in the progress. The two screamed as they started falling. Their falling was cut short as they landed in a statue of a monster's claw. However, the claw broke off and crashes to the ground with Swackhammer and Ruggedo still in it. Hunter J got angrily annoyed)
Hunter J: Idiots!
(She pulls her hoverboard out and darts at the heroes, but they outwitted her and made her crash into a mud puddle nearby, much to her chagrin. The heroes then flew towards the exit)
Spyro: So what now?
Pazu: Time for us to head back to Agrabah!
Sharkboy, Gangreen Gang, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, and Stellaluna: Got it!
(The heroes flew out of the exit just before the doors closed. Once they made it out, the heroes flew across the desert as they headed back to Agrabah)
Coming up: A certain crippled bat frees himself from a certain black lamp and after a huge fight between him and a certain group of imprisoned villains, decides to go off on his own, tired of being their punching bag and being pushed around, while at the same time, the heroes return to Agrabah's palace and after being congratulated for rescuing Stellaluna and taking back the loot from the thieves by the residents, are told of having dinner plans tonight while meeting the Mane Seven's new boyfriends and girlfriend.
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