Hey Mister, Mister, Mister

Hey Mister, Mister, Mister is a song released by Heather Lamb on December 24, 2027. It's a parody of the Dreidel song, a Christmas carol. Instead of 70 or 140 BPM, Hey Mister, Mister, Mister has just over 90 or 180 BPM.
=== Lyrics ===
 I have a huge mace mister,
 I made this out of clay,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll beat your a** all day!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of clay,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll beat your a** all day!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of wood,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 You will be gone for good!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of glass,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 Your a** is f***ing grass!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of gold,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll leave you in the cold!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of tick,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 You're gonna eat a d***!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of frame,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll win this f***ing game!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of door,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll squish you to the floor!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of ice,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll send you lots of lice!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of steel,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I have a lot to steal!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of coal,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 Your head's made to a bowl!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this out of bronze,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 I'll hand you all the cons!
 
 Hey Mister, Mister, Mister,
 I made this in the South,
 And when I'm fine and ready,
 The d*** goes in your mouth!
== Reception ==
=== Plagiarism allegations ===
On March 8, 2017, Timolin Cole, one of Nat King Cole's children, filed a lawsuit and sued Krystyna Halles for Hey Mister, Mister, Mister's large number of similarities to Nat King Cole's 1963 song "Those Lazy-Hazy-Crazy Days Of Summer", particularly the hook of the latter. Timolin's lawyer apparently said she had a very good case. Richard Page, the lead singer of the 1980s band Mr. Mister, favored the lawsuit.
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