Pigeon’s Time

Pigeon’s Time was a planned Covet Show spin-off. It was cancelled just after one episode in favor of the Two Hatchers Show, and the only Pigeon’s Time episode was released on May 9, 2021. This episode also features its own unique intro with the Windows 98 welcome music.
==Plot==
The episode starts with Pigeon admitting he doesn’t want to talk about his past, except for the story of how he met Miramar, though Covet burns with desire to know more about Pigeon’s past. Thus, Pigeon begins his story.
The early 00s for everyone was discotheques, a lot of pirated videogames and movies on the Internet, local networks, and of course, gopniks. However, the early 00s were seen for Pigeon only by a magic box called television. He mainly lived on the island with a gang of wild off-roaders with whom he managed to befriend and help. Pigeon even had a best friend, a green Ibishu Hopper, although Pigeon sadly forgot his name, thus in this story, the green Hopper is named Zelenka after the Russian word for his color green («zeleny» in Russian).
One day, Pigeon was returning from his training. He didn’t train but rather was making sure there was no bombs filled with toxic alcohol. As soon as Pigeon’s gang returned, the captain complained that when Cayle is not there the whole gang sucks at training and then asks where Cayle has gone. Pigeon then says he last heard anything about him on SMS that he sent to him. In that message, Cayle told Pigeon he’ll fly to Italy to get something expensive, and no SMS were sent from that point. However, Pigeon saw on TV that in Italy, there is a chase after a blue car for already 5 years. Pigeon suspected that this car might be Cayle.
Zelenka, on the other hand, saw Cayle on CCTVs in Italy which he hacked, and he saw that three or six high-level FBI agents were chasing after Cayle. He also says that the FBI cars don’t get tired, only will stop when their target does, are very cunning and smart. The captain said that he’ll try to figure out how to get him back on the island, allowed everyone to rest and told that if the senior captain, the real leader of the gang living on the island, says something, he’ll report it to them.
Pigeon decided to take a long sleep, and in the night, he remembers that tonight, there will be news from the senior captain. It is also revealed that Pigeon joined the gang in 2003, but the gang itself, as Zelenka said, appeared around October 1993. Back to the story, Zelenka awakened Pigeon with his horn in the night, while Pigeon was having a dream. In that dream, Pigeon killed a black Covet and danced until the cannon had an owner recognition error, deactivated all its accounts and shot Pigeon.
Later that night, the senior captain says that he decided to return Cayle to the island and asked Covet and Miramar to do this task. To solve the question of how to sail away from the island since internal combustion cars can’t drive underwater and Pigeon can’t rent a boat since they’ll have to call someone despite being far away from civilization and having only a private cell tower, Zelenka loaded Pigeon on two mattresses and sent him to float in the ocean. This plan fails and Zelenka and Pigeon go to a white Pessima who installs cool weapons everywhere. He installed a remote-control machine gun in Italy on the highway near the airport, but a black car from a mafia stole the remote-control code from his weapon. The mafioso car is now in the USA and has the code in his glovebox.
Zelenka and Pigeon depart to the USA on mattresses again and after one day, they arrived, found a highway and drove in search of the black mafioso, though the white Pessima hasn’t told anything about how the mafioso looks like. The two, according to the scenario, stop in a town, when suddenly, they see a black Roamer escorting a black Miramar. Zelenka recognizes the black Miramar as the mafioso and chases him. While chasing the black Miramar on unpaved roads, Zelenka flips and crashes, while the Miramar, saying the code is his and celebrating, gets intercepted by Pigeon. The mafioso soon overheats from high speeds, loses control and flips over.
Zelenka arrives to the place where the mafioso flipped over and forces him to give back the code from the weapon in Italy. Flying to Italy, Zelenka texted the Pessima that he found the code. The Pessima told that he’ll put the remote near the gun and Pigeon hoped that the remote wouldn’t be stolen. Zelenka soon finds the remote and lets Pigeon use it. He orders him to shoot FBI cars – black SUVs with bull bars. To stop them, Pigeon shoots one of the cars driving by and only then shoots three FBI cars, making them explode. 
After 8 hours of search, Zelenka finds Cayle and buys a plane ticket for him. After arriving to the island, Cayle thanks Zelenka and Pigeon for saving him. The FBI soon arrives and takes Cayle to jail for 30 years. A year later, Pigeon left the gang and even more time later, the island got destroyed with nuclear warheads along with the gang, including Zelenka, leaving only radioactive water there. Miramar then says the story looks like a shitty movie, which Pigeon confirms since they’re being filmed for a stupid YouTube video. Covet then asks Pigeon to tell the story of how he met Miramar, to which Pigeon says, «Oh fuck…» and the episode ends.
==Trivia==
*The discotheque part is a reference to BeamNG Boy’s meme «Car dance».
*In the local network part, the Covet gets a porn site link sent to her, though the existence of porn is questionable in the world where cars don’t reproduce sexually.
*Pigeon’s dream scene uses footage from BeamNG Boy’s meme «Minus head».
*Zelenka calls the black Miramar a rusty Jap even though he himself was made by Ibishu in Japan.
*Covet can be briefly seen in Italy in scenes where Pigeon shoots the FBI cars.
*Although Pigeon’s Time events are canonical to the Covet Show, Pigeon’s overall story is happening in the 2000s, yet it’s unknown when his father died, and his mother married Miramar, which might conflict with the Covet Show lore.
*This episode is overloaded with Russian swearwords.
Category:Covet Show