Notice board (Oxenfurt)

This notice board is located in Oxenfurt and gives access to the contract quests, The Oxenfurt Drunk, The Creature from Oxenfurt Forest, and Woodland Beast, and the secondary quests, The Volunteer, The Truth is in the Stars, and Gwent: Playing Innkeeps.
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== Postings ==
=== Beware of Trolls! ===
=== Contract: Monster in Oxenfurt ===
=== Contract: Beast in the Oxenfurt Forest ===
=== Contract: Woodland Beast ===
=== Careful! There's a Swindler About! ===
=== Gwent: Play a Round with Stjepan ===
=== Appeal to Sir Geralt of Rivia, the Bridge his Crest ===
 This one only appears after A Poet Under Pressure is completed.
=== Handbooks For Sale ===
:The following medical handbooks, of interest to students and scholars alike, are available for purchase:–Corpus Physicum, like new, save for a few juvenile illustrations on the title page–Omne Bonum, corners bent, ink smeared, missing last chapter–Causae et Curae, good condition, though the engravings have been drawn upon and annotated with some less than scholarly scribbligns.
:Price flexible. Will accept payment in crowns or demijohns of wine. Steffen.
=== The Finest Shoemaker Of Them All! ===
:I make dainty formal booties, elegant and sturdy riding boots and stunning court shoes to leave the ballroom breathless. One change of heel tips or vamp repair included in the price.
:– Nicolas Subipedale
=== Will Purchase Lecture Notes ===
:I'm interested in buying neatly-taken lecture notes, particularly from Professor Edgar Grindberg's series of discourses on rhetoric.
:–Greg Yordan
=== Student Gowns For Sale, Cheap ===
:Last year, I thought I'd sniffed out the business deal of a lifetime. Every fall a whole herd of students comes pouring into Oxenfurt, and each of them's got to buy a gown and one of those caps with the little dangly things. So I took out a loan from Vivaldi, hired a couple tailors to whip me up some prime gear, and then... War came and I was left with a mountain of debt and a warehouse full of frilly, black shite. If anyone's interested in buying it, come see Frederick Tvars. You can usually find me in a tavern, drinking my woes away with the other sad sots.
=== Regatta Rhyme ===
:The Medicine Faculty's oarsmenare, to a man, swots and whoresons.
:[Annotation]Philosophy's rowersare cunts and cock-blowers
=== To Our Students ===
:Fratres et sorores sapientes et in scientia docti,Words cannot express how much it pains me to inform you that, by orders of the king:–university privileges have been revoked–no one is allowed to set foot on Academy Isle–no students shall be admitted for the coming academic year–the collections of the academy's libraries and laboratories have been sold off, the proceeds going to the war effort
:Long live our most gracious ruler Radovid V the Stern. Let us show our respect to him all throughout the land with the ancient Vran salute – Radovid, pedicabo te et irrumabo!
:–Joannis Deckerman, Chancellor of Oxenfurt Academy
=== You Have My Thanks, King! ===
:I, Wencelaus Havelcock, would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to our dear King Radovid for winding down Oxenfurt Academy. At long last, a leader has arisen with enough courage to demolish that hive of freethinkery and cosmopolitanism, to send that pack of troublemakers, pseudo-intellectuals and elitists back whence they came! Long live Redania and her cherished traditional values!
=== Warning ===
=== Beware Of Frauds! ===
:The individual claiming to be a graduate of Oxenfurt Academy and showing a diploma bearing the name Odrin is a fraud. Our academy has never issued a diploma to the above-mentioned individual.
:– Joannis Deckermann, Chancellor
=== The Drinker's Degree Shall Pour No More ===
: In light of the recent closure of Oxenfurt Academy, "The Drinker's Degree," our cherished student union, which for eighty-seven years faithfully served up soothing ales and lagers to a thirsty student body, has closed its doors.
: Let us raise our voices together for one last Vivat, Academia! Vivant, Professores!
== References ==
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