Boris Johnson on New Squidward Chat/Elminute cutdown

This is a version of the episode for Elminute.
==Transcript==
Announcer: Elmo 3V presents... "New Squidward Chat"! With your host: Squidward Tentacles.
Squidward: Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles. Today on "New Squidward Chat", we're joined by former British Prime Minister, Boris Johnson! It's nice to have you on the show Boris-
Boris Johnson: [interrupting] HELLO! GOOD EVENING!
Squidward: ...OK. Well. [A LOUD BANG IS HEARD] What the?!
[Squidward gets up and leaves the set, going to his front door with the camera following him. He opens the front door.]
Squidward: [yelling] SpongeBob! Patrick! What do you think you're doing?! Why are you-?! [LONG BLEEP, SpongeBob shoots at Squidward by accident as he falls to the ground]
[Test card]
Squidward: Welcome back, sorry we had a minor incident in the studio but we are all OK. OK I've got just one other thing if I may- [Boris Johnson walks off aimlessly] MR.- MR. JOHNSON! MR. JOHNSON!
[the camera follows Boris Johnson as he's leaving, he walks to a pub]
Squidward: Well, I guess that's it for this episode of New Squidward Chat.
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