Metamorphius

Rumored to be the reincarnated version of Chaos, the dark entity who brought the entire multiverse to its knees long before anyone's time, metamorphius, "Meta Hellsing" is the enigmatic leader of the Holy Elitist Church of Uberness, conducting all of her organization's activities in secrecy. No one knows the extent of her terrifying power; even the Almighty Führer and the mother of all beings are cautious of her overall mysterious nature; not even her existence is completely understood.
Metamorphius has also been referred to as "Most Enlightened One" for founding the Anime Uber Elitist Club along with Nidhoeggr.
==NonStreamer Society==
Comprised of only metamorphius herself and Integra Hellsing, this group is only known by its name, though it has been rumored they are actively terrorizing Ninja Planet, trying to free its prisoners from total ultimate oppression. It is also widely believed that Integra Hellsing is meta herself.
==Der großartige Plan==
It was recently discovered by the Uber Elitists that MAL did not exist in the real world; it was one massive laboratory experiment conducted by metamorphius. The experiment was to find out whether or not its 'participants' can achieve enlightenment...through means of forcing each one to focus on their own survival -- while eliminating the weak links in the process.
The experiment garnered unexpected results; fanboys' opinions were swayed through means of extreme reverse psychology (which ended in murder and bloody suicide), multiple plebians killing their own followers because of one negative comment, and the typical, disillusioned plebes who fervently believed their opinion was right and the only outlier opinion was automatically considered a 'filthy gaijin' and was isolated from the rest of the pack.
Deeming the experiment too extreme, Nidhoeggr ordered a massive shutdown of all of metamorphius' laboratories and seized all specimens created and involved in every project created by the latter. Metamorphius and the Uber Elitists had a falling out at this point in time, with the former leaving a note to the Almighty Fuhrer that he will "regret tampering with my plans. You will know true terror soon.", vanishing without a trace.
Before all this, MAL in its entirety was known as "Hell on Earth." Though in reality, it is only a nightmarish fantasy world that connects all of its users in one, colossal hub, making everyone involved believe they are living free lives within its walls; all orchestrated by metamorphius in secret even from the Uber Elitists for centuries. While in their minds, the denizens of MAL are happily living the ultimate plebian life. But on the surface, they are all strapped to beds -- and kept sedated 24/7 by meta's right hand man, Ventris -- to keep the illusion going.
The question begs to be answered then: If that is the case, is the existence of the Uber Elitists function in a similar way? Because of this, Nidhoeggr sent a handful of his underlings on black-ops missions for the sole purpose of getting to the heart of this conspiracy.
Shortly after, a massive explosion occurs at the very center of Maegil, St. Uber; an explosion that causes the mighty tower to crumble into pieces, with a mysterious dragon hovering above the fiery ruins, only obscured by the dark of the night. Little did they know, metamorphius herself was conducting yet another experiment in the shadows...
Just what is going on?
(to be continued...)
== Dr. Neko Meta IX ==
Meta has since assumed the identity of Dr. Neko Meta IX, the head of the Uber Elitists' Science Division as her most crucial role for her absolute plan. In secret, Meta performs experiments that include cloning, genetic mutation, time travel, creating wormholes, and perfecting the artificial supernova for planet extermination weaponry. Neko Mata's appearance has feline features, such as whiskers, gleaming snake eyes, as well as a top hat, monocle, and lab coat for her costume.
==Skills and Abilities==
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Nobody knows the extent of metamorphius's powers, though she has been known to execute her foes with just a whisper of a single word. Staring at her gleaming scarlet eyes for even half a second will cause one to immediately burn to death. Meta can also shapeshift into different animal forms at will, a trait used to spy on the unsuspecting Uber Elitists for an unspecific amount of time. She has been seen to transform into a cat, a teddy bear with cool aviators, and a dapper, gentlemanly bird.
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==Quotes==
- "Chartoons."
- "Westoons."
- "Yurtoons."
- "...I'm a curious fool..."
- "...the reactions of the masses shall determine its fate."
- "Hateart."
- "Mockart."
- "It may be white (light) yes, but it's the white of Moby Dick - the complete absence of colour, ergo not something positive in the least, but something frightening."
- "I'm never getting out of oral stage."
- "...well, better than anal."
- "I am having sudden bowel movements."
- "Let your inner asshole out."
- "can we go back to standard incest stuff?"Category:Club Member