Lisa the Tree Hugger (The Simpsons Game)/Quotes

===Lisa Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*Ah, My poor leafy friends!
*Now that looks scary!
*We're a mean, green machine!
*That's how you do it!
*And so, the smart sister built a path for the stupid brother!
====Attacking enemies/When Bart defeats enemies====
*Mother Earth is ashamed of you!
*Meanies!
*Tree killers!
*Timber!
*Way to uproot these loggers!
*You guys aren't sensitive at all!
*I'm converting you into fertilizer!
*Your bite is as bad as your bark!
*Let's do this thing!
*That's how we roll in the forest!
*How do you like being chopped down?
*Enjoy your dirt nap!
*Splendid, just splendid!
*Not bad, Bart. Not bad at all.
*You cut him down to size!
*You're gonna be sawdust when I'm done with you!
*You're not going to see your next Abor Day!
*I hope you'll join our cause.
*Taste my enlightenment!
*I'm going to plant my foot up your butt!
*You guys stink!
*Let's get 'em.
*Time to take out the trash.
===Bart Simpson===
====Attacking/defeating enemies====
*If a logger falls in the forest, does anybody care?
*Welcome to the jungle!
*Warriors, come out and play!
*You're 12lbs overweight!
*Eat root!
*Go kill whales!
*Kiss my grass!
*Next time, that logger will think twice about doing his job!
*You smell worse than my dad!
*Work boots are so out.
*I'd be afraid of a lumberjack, but not a logger!
*I am taking you down, beard and all!
*Hard to saw when you're unconscious.
*The one, the only, the Bartman!
*Chop one up for El Barto!
*I am strong like oak!
*Stay out of the forest!
*Timber!
*Booyikasha!
*Log this!
*I hate adults!
*Way to go!
*Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here!?
*Let's rock this mother!
*Time to get this party started.
====When Lisa defeats enemies====
*I never knew your passion was so violent!
*Are you sure you're a pacifist?
*You snapped him like a twig!
*You totally pruned his **s!
*Way to protect the stupid trees!
*Not bad... for a girl!
===During certain parts of the level===
*Sometimes you just can't beat a classic.
*What is this? The '80s?
*This is just like that game my mom likes.
===Loggers===
====Conversing====
* Of course, If you wanna see volcanoes, you gotta go to a big island.
* Wreckin' the planet is what we're all about.
* Eco-activists can kiss my eco-behind!
Logger 1: My wife and I certainly did some logging last night. Hahaha.
Logger 2: Enough of your stink talk.
Logger 1: So what's the difference between flan and crème brûlée?
Logger 2: I cannot believe you just asked me that!
* I blame this whole global warming thing on the Canadians.
====Attacking/defeated====
*Crush 'em!
*Get em'!
*Arrrgh!
*Hedge kissers!
*Man, I hate you!
*Animal lovers!
*You guys are jerks!
*I hate children!
*Stupid kids!
*Let's stomp these kids!
*Gore girls!
*Grass lickers!
*Tree huggers!
*Choppy choppy!
*Little twerps!
*Crush! Kill! Destroy!
*There they are!
*Over dere, I mean there!
*It's choppin' time!
*My beautiful physique!
*Oh man, this is humiliating!
*Liberal media!
*Stop so I can kill you!
*My self-esteem can't take this.
=== Shooter Loggers ===
* Must kill!
* You're going down!
* Never recycle!
* Axe me if I care!
* Axe, meet kids!
* Slice and dice!
* Chop kids, not jobs!
* Eat sawdust!
* Suck wood chips!
* Fresh meat!
* You suck!
*Trees equal money!
*The environment is a nerd, and we're the jocks!
*Help me, Grandma who raised me!
===Waylon Smithers===
*Don't you just love Mr. Burns, I mean your mysterious leader?
*You're making your leader very unhappy
*This certainly is an eventful day.
*Those men sure are glistening.
*The plant smells great today.
*Work is a privilege, not a right.
*You know, fighting is a lot like dancing.
*This factory really is a marvel.
===Charles Montgomery Burns===
*The company is your friend.
*A busy worker is a happy worker.
*What's that? You don't want Christmas off? Well, all right.
*Ah, my plant is working perfectly.
*Think less, produce more.
*Pick up the pace, loyal workers.
===Carl Carlson===
*Things like this won't happen when Obama's president!
*If I die, I want a clothed autopsy!
*Is this the end of Carl Carlson?
*Why did I let Lenny talk me out of going to yoga?
*Help! Save us! Au secours!
*Save me, big momma!
*The palm reader warned me to stay away from conveyor belts.
*I leave everything to the government!
*Tell Lenny.... I loved... his recipe for lemon buns. (croaks)
===Lenny===
*My only hope is that my spleen gums up the saw blades.
*Stop! I haven't had my last meal. I want pea soup!
*Somebody save us, I got a Thai cooking class tonight!
*I leave everything to Carl!
*Take me but spare Carl!
*Save me Lenny and my friend Carl!
*My doctor said I'm not supposed to get sawed.
*Now I'll never know what happened to Claire and Charlie on 'Lost'.
==Tree Cutting Sequence==
:Lenny: Hey, that sounded like a Tree Swallow!
:Carl: No, it sounded like a Yellow Crowned Heron.
:(Buzzing sound)
:Carl: Oh my God! That sounds like a chainsaw!
:Lenny: No, it sounds like a buzzsaw.
:(The tree collapses, leaving them stuck underneath it)
:Lenny: Hey, Carl. Why do we fight so much?
:Carl: Sometimes, I think it's cause it's all we have left...
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Category:Quotes
Category:The Simpsons Game