Jay Bauman

Jay Bauman is the second hack of RLM, and the soulless bearded lover of Mike Stoklasa.
He plays Jay in Half in the Bag, who acts as co-host.
Jay is in a committed relationship with Plinkett's Cat but has an on and off affair with Mike Stoklasa. He is the Sawyer to Mike's Jack.
Mike and Jay's affair started when Mike found out that Jay likes to smear mustard on his pubic hair and dip his balls in honey. Since then these morbid disturbed lovers have had unicorn sex until their latest sick idea got boring. At this point Jay would go back milking Plinkett's Cat.
Jay once stayed up for eight days and subsequently hallucinated Rich Evans and Mike Stoklasa into existence. Jay has spent the better part of the last two years trying to fix this problem. The search continues...