Episode 404: Dyan Cannon/transcript

The Muppet Show transcript for Episode 404: Dyan Cannon.
==Cold Open==
 	The dressing room. Scooter knocks on the door.
Dyan 	Come in.
Scooter	Dyan Cannon? Fifteen seconds to curtain, Dyan.
Dyan 	Oh, hi, Scooter. Thank you. Just be sure to warn me when it's time to go on stage, will you?
Scooter	Oh, well, that's not for a long time. First, you've gotta worry about the curtain.
Dyan 	Oh. No, I don't.
 	She shrieks as a red drape falls on her from the ceiling.
 	
Scooter	Yes, you do!
==Theme==
Kermit 	It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Dyan Cannon! Whoooo!
 	The curtain opens, and the theme begins.
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 	Backstage, Beauregard sees a white puppy come down the stairs.
Beauregard	Who let that dog loose in here?
 	
 	When Gonzo blows his trumpet, it rings and a voice comes out. He puts it to his ear.
Gonzo 	Hello? … He's not home.
==Opening number==
 	Main stage. Kermit enters to applause.
Kermit 	Thank you! Thank you, thank you, and welcome again to The Muppet Show! And we've got a wonderful show for you tonight, because our very special guest star is Miss Dyan Cannon. But first, to get things star—
 	The white puppy aggressively approaches Kermit, barking and gnawing his arm.
Kermit 	What is this? A dog?! Uh, Piggy! Piggy!
Miss Piggy	Yes? Yes?
Kermit 	Would you come take this dog off the stage? Get down!
Miss Piggy	Oooo. Isn't that adoraboooo!
Kermit 	It is not adorable. The dog is on the stage!
Miss Piggy	(picks up the dog) Oh, is the funny furry Foo-Foo on Da-da's stage?
Kermit 	I am not this dog's Da-da, Piggy.
Miss Piggy	Pardonnez us, everyone.
Kermit 	"Pardonnez us, everyone"? What's that?
Miss Piggy	That is French.
Kermit 	(mocking) "Pardonnez us, everyone"!
 	
Miss Piggy	All vous knows is swamp talk.
Kermit 	Will you just get this dog off the stage?
 	Foo-foo barks at Kermit.
Miss Piggy	Kermie, Kermie — Foo-foo only wants to say hello to Da-da.
Kermit 	He wants to rip off my flipper.
Miss Piggy	Ohh. Make friends, make friends — say oo-dee-boo-boo-boo! Oo-dee-boo-boo-boo-boo!
Kermit 	Say what? Say "oo-dee-boo-boo-boo"?
Miss Piggy	Oo-dee-boo-boo-boo.
Kermit 	Oo-dee-boo-boo-boo. Now will you get off the stage?!
Miss Piggy	Oh, come here, Foo-foo.
Kermit 	Off, off!
Miss Piggy	Oh, let's leave old bad-tempered froggy alone now. Oo-dee-boo-boo-boo. (exits)
Kermit 	Oo-de … Dumb dog. Anyhow, uh, as an opening number, uh, you know, there are a lot of complaints today about wild-eyed youth playing mindless rock. Well, to counteract that, here are some wild-eyed old people playing mindless rock! Ladies and gentlemen, Geri and the Atrics! Yaaaay!
 	Geri and the Atrics perform "Hound Dog".
 	
Waldorf 	Bravo! Bravo! Oh, they were terrific.
Statler 	Well, they should be! They've been practicing since 1908!
 	They chuckle.
==Backstage==
 	Geri and the Atrics pass by Kermit.
Kermit 	Okay! Good work, Geri! Nicely wheezed, Atrics.
Vocalist 	My, don't that song just break your heart?
Drummer 	No, but it slows down my pacemaker.
 	They laugh and exit. Piggy approaches with Foo-foo.
Miss Piggy	Kermie, Kermie, Kermie?
Kermit 	Hm?
 	
Miss Piggy	Kermie, uh, I have to go rehearse Veterinarian's Hospital. Would you please watch Foo-foo for awhile? Thank you! Stay! (dashes off)
Kermit 	(stammers) Yeah, bu-but Piggy, you can't just …
Foo-foo 	(grunts)
Kermit 	Oh, good grief.
 	Fozzie, Gonzo, Scooter and Floyd pass by.
Fozzie 	Hey, let's go see this jungle number, huh?
Gonzo 	Yeah!
 	
Kermit 	Hey, wait a, wait a second, you guys, uhh, I have to go introduce Dyan Cannon. Would you take care of Foo-foo, Scooter? (dashes off)
Scooter 	I have to tell Dyan she's on. Take care of Foo-foo, Fozzie. (dashes off)
Fozzie 	Uh, listen. Uhh, I got a date with a polar bear, uh … take, take care of Foo-foo, Gonzo. (dashes off)
Gonzo 	Wha? — Uh … oh! I've got an anvil in the oven! Whew. Take care of Foo-foo, Floyd. (dashes off)
Floyd 	Uh, I think I got the whooping cough! Take care of Foo-foo, will you, uh … oh, no.
Foo-foo 	(barks)
=="Civilization"==
 	Main stage. Kermit enters.
Kermit 	(humming fanfare) Dum da-da dum dum dummmmm! (the orchestra echoes him) That's what I said! Uh, ladies and gentlemen, with us tonight is one of Hollywood's nicest ladies. She's a wonderful actress, a terrific director, and a doer of goofy stuff, like the following. Ladies and gentlemen, miss Dyan Cannon! Yaaaayyy!
 	Open on a jungle setting. Drums are hears in the distance as animals make their noises. Pan up to Dyan, in jungle attire, letting out a jungle call. Quongo stands beside her, grunting.
Dyan 	
Oh, bongo, bongo, bongo, I don't want to leave the Congo, oh no no no no no — isn't that right, darling?
Oh, bingo, bangle, bungle, we're so happy in this jungle, we refuse to go!
 	She swings on a vine and lands among the other animals.
Dyan & animals 	
Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords, we'll make it clear,
That no matter how they coax us, we'll stay right here!
 	Three pig photographers approach Dyan and start taking her picture.
Dyan 	
They hurry like savages to get aboard a subway train.
And though it's smokey and it's crowded, they are too civilized to complain.
At the movies they have got to pay many coconuts to see…
 	Quongo throws a coconut; she catches it and poses for the pigs.
Dyan 	Uncivilized pictures that the camera takes of me.
 	She bonks them with the coconut. The animals cheer.
Dyan & animals 	
So bongo, bongo, bongo, we don't want to leave the Congo, oh no no no no no!
Oh, bingo, bangle, bungle, we're so happy in the jungle, we refuse to go!
Dyan 	Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, discos, taxis, noise in our ear.
Dyan & animals 	So, no matter how they coax us, we'll stay right here.
 	She and Quongo play a bongo solo as the animals dance and make noise. Some penguin tourists join in the fun.
Dyan & animals 	
So bongo, bongo, bongo, we don't want to leave the Congo, oh no no no no no!
Bingo, bangle, bungle, we're so happy in the jungle, we refuse to go!
Dyan 	Don't want no shotgun, jailhouse —
Alligator 1 	Junk food…
Alligator 2 	Punk rock…
Penguin 	Sitcoms…
Bird 	Litterbugs…
Kangaroo 	Smokestacks…
Tiger 	Pipeline…
Bird 2 	Freeways…
Quongo 	Beer cans…
Statler & Waldorf	Muppet shows …
Dyan 	
We'll make it clear,
That no matter how they coax us,
 	
Dyan & animals 	
We'll stay right here!
Civilization!
We'll stay right here!
 	Applause.
Statler 	Was that Dyan?
Waldorf 	Sure it was! Didn't you recognize her?
Statler 	I thought she wore a black patch over one eye.
Waldorf 	No no no, that's her sister, Marsha Dyan.
 	They chuckle.
==Backstage==
 	Animals from the previous number pass behind Kermit and Animal.
Kermit 	Okay. Dyan is in good form tonight.
Animal 	Ahh, drum lady, drum lady.
Kermit 	(nods) Yes.
Animal 	Hubba hubba.
Kermit 	(nods) Mmm.
Animal 	(exits) Drum lady. Drum lady.
Kermit 	(through the intercom) Uh, Floyd and Gonzo on stage for the "Doggy in the Window" number.
 	Dogs rush by Kermit as Gonzo exits the dressing room.
Gonzo 	Kermit! (whistles)
Kermit 	What? (the dogs stop in their tracks)
 	
Gonzo 	Hold it! Hold it! Cancel the number! Floyd can't perform.
Kermit 	Okay, cancel the doggy number.
 	The dogs start to howl. He shoos them away.
Kermit 	Out, out, out. C'mon, back to the kennels. Okay, what's wrong with Floyd, Gonzo?
Gonzo 	Nothing. He's promised to take care of Miss Piggy's puppy dog.
Kermit 	Oh, good grief. That dog is a pain!
Gonzo 	Well, Kermit, can't you do something? I mean, you're the dog's da-da.
Kermit 	(groans) I AM NOT THAT DOG'S DA-DA!!!
Gonzo 	(chuckles)
 	Meanwhile, in Piggy's dressing room, Piggy watches as Foo-foo climbs down from a cushion.
Miss Piggy	That's it, Foo-foo. Come to mama, all the way down. Oo-dee-boo-dee-boo-boo. Yes. Here, I'll help you up — (sets her on the table) There. Now, Floyd, you only have to watch over Foo-foo for a little while, just until I've done Veterinarian's Hospital.
Floyd 	Yeah, well make it fast, okay?
 	
Miss Piggy	Mm-hm, okay, now just remember, all of Foo-foo's things are right here on the table. There's her brush, and there's her angora sweater …
 	Foo-foo throws it aside.
Miss Piggy	Ha! Isn't that cuuuuute?
Floyd 	Heh. Yeah.
Miss Piggy	Oh, and there is her little bowl, and her little spoon …
Floyd 	You want I should spoon-feed her?
 	Piggy and Foo-foo both nod.
Miss Piggy	Oh, oh, oh, Floyd, don't forget her dental floss, right there. (points)
Floyd 	What?
Miss Piggy	Mm-hm, especially around her back teeth. Little bits of lamb chops get stuck there. (exits)
Floyd 	I don't believe this. (Foo-foo snarls at him) Hey!
Miss Piggy	(peers in) Floyd?
Floyd 	Yes, yes?
Miss Piggy	Floyd? Now, you two have a wonderfoo time. Kissy-kissy, Foo-foo! (exits)
Floyd 	Well, don't worry your head, mama, we're gonna have a swell time, me and little puppy Foo-foo here. Yeah, I got the brush to brush her, the coat to keep her warm, and the spoon to feed her … and a nice safe place to keep the little puppy dog. Heh heh heh heh. Yes indeed.
 	
 	He picks up Foo-foo, puts her in a drawer, shuts it and traps her inside.
Floyd 	Breathe through the keyhole, turkey-dog. (laughs)
==Veterinarian's Hospital==
 	Piggy walks up to the operating table, and notices the patient's fuzzy slippers.
Announcer 	And now, Veterinarian's Hospital, the continuing stooory of a quack who's gone to the dogs.
Miss Piggy 	Tickle tickle tickle.
 	The patient, the singer from the Atrics, giggles, and so do Rowlf and Janice.
Rowlf 	You know, this patient looks like my last patient.
Janice 	I know she does, but it isn't. This one's still breathing.
 	They all laugh.
Vocalist 	Uh oh. Does that mean I still have a chance?
Rowlf 	Well, you did till you came in here. (laughs)
Piggy & Janice 	(groan)
Miss Piggy 	Dr. Bob, this is an elderly patient. I hope you don't do any jokes about her age.
Rowlf 	If I can't do old jokes, you're takin' away my best shots! (laughs)
Miss Piggy 	Your only shots. (laughs)
Rowlf 	Ooooh! Lady, how old are you?
 	
Vocalist 	Young man, I am an octogenarian.
Rowlf 	I asked your age, not your religion. (laughs)
Miss Piggy 	(groans) Dr. Bob!
Rowlf 	I just wanted to make a little joke.
Miss Piggy 	Did you want to make it that little?
Rowlf, Piggy, Janice	Oooohh!
Vocalist 	Young man, young man, do you know what an octogenarian is?
Rowlf 	Sure. You're like a vegetarian, only you eat octopuses! (laughs)
Piggy & Janice 	(groan)
Miss Piggy 	Dr. Bob, please! This patient is dying.
Rowlf 	She's dying? We're all dying! (laughs) We need a little help from the man upstairs. (they all look up)
Announcer 	And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
Rowlf 	Thank you!
Announcer 	Tune in next week, when you'll hear Nurse Piggy say …
Miss Piggy 	Oh, Dr. Bob, the patient is at death's door!
Rowlf 	Don't worry, I'll pull her through!
 	They all laugh.
Miss Piggy 	"Pull her through"!
==Dressing Room==
 	Dyan finishes a cup of tea. Kermit knocks on the door.
Dyan 	Mm-hm, come in.
Kermit	Hi, Dyan, is everything okay?
Dyan 	Mm. Hi, Kermit. Sure, everything's fine.
Kermit	Uh, is the wig alright?
Dyan 	Listen, I was going to ask you about that. I'm not wearing a wig on this show.
Kermit	Oh, no, it's not to wear.
 	He walks over to a cage with a wig inside.
Kermit	It's a, umm, it's a pet wig.
 	The wig snarls and bites the cage.
Kermit	Uh, it belongs to Smiling Jim Sepulveda and his Tap-dancing Toupees.
 	
Dyan 	I've never seen a pet wig before. What do you feed them?
Kermit	Oh, anything, um, table scraps, mostly.
Dyan 	Really? Table scraps?
Kermit	Mm-hm.
 	She clears the table and breaks off a piece of it to feed to the wig.
Dyan 	You mean, um … like this?
 	The wig scarfs down the table piece. Dyan laughs.
==UK Spot==
 	Rowlf plays the piano.
Rowlf	And now, here's a lovely song that's about an old dog friend of mine, who's no longer with us. His name was … well, his name was Tray. And it goes like this.
Rowlf	
What gentler eye … what nobler … heart …
Does warm the winter day …
Than the true, blue orb … and the oaken core …
Of beloved old dog Tray?
 	Dogs gather around the piano with hankies as he sings, and they all start to howl and cry.
 	
Rowlf	Modulate!
What gentler eye … what nobler … heart …
Does warm the winter's day …
Than the true, blue orb … >sniff< and the oaken core …
Of beloved old dog >sniff< Tray?
 	All the dogs, including Rowlf, are bawling out loud by the end.
==The Swedish Chef==
 	Open on the Chef, with a boiling pot on the stove. He waves a pan and spatula.
Swedish Chef	(sings in mock Swedish) … Børk børk børk!
 	He tosses them aside.
Swedish Chef	(mock Swedish) … de høttï døggï. … De døggï … (displays a frankfurter) … (mock Swedish) … de høttï pøttï. (opens the lid and tests the heat) Woo woo woo. (mock Swedish) … de døggï intø de pøttï.
 	He opens the pot and empties the bowl of frankfurters.
Voice 	Psst! Psst! Psst!
 	The Chef wonders where the voice is coming from.
Swedish Chef	(peeks into the pot) Hellø?
Voice 	Psst! Psst!
 	It's Piggy, crawling on the floor.
Miss Piggy 	Psst! Psst! Chef.
Swedish Chef	Oh! (chuckles) (mock Swedish) … de pïg.
Miss Piggy 	Have you seen Foo-foo?
Swedish Chef	Cømø es vern de "Foo-foo"?
Miss Piggy 	Foo-foo, my dog, you twit.
Swedish Chef	Døg?
Miss Piggy 	Yes.
Swedish Chef	Oh. De døg is in de pøttï. (removes the lid and points)
Miss Piggy 	What?!?
Swedish Chef	Jå. Eat døggï, jå?
Miss Piggy 	Wha — Foo-foo, wait! Hi-YAH!
 	She tries to karate-chop the Chef, but he blocks her with the lid. BONNNGGGG! Piggy is left shaken.
 	
Swedish Chef	(offers a frankfurter) Piggï eatï høt døggï?
Statler 	I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became a chef?
Waldorf 	What was that?
Statler 	Nothing.
 	They chuckle.
==Dressing Room==
 	In her dressing room, a distraught Piggy searches for Foo-foo.
Miss Piggy 	Foo-foo!
Dyan 	(from outside) Piggy! Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy 	(looks under the table) Foo-foo!
Dyan 	(enters) Oh, Miss Piggy, have you seen the fantastic dance that Kermit did for — what's the matter, darling? What's the matter?
Miss Piggy 	(in tears) Foof — Foo-foo …
Dyan 	(sits down next to her) Foo-foo, yes, your dog, I hear she's absolutely adorable.
Miss Piggy 	Gone!
Dyan 	What do you mean gone?
Miss Piggy 	I can't find Foo-foo anywhere!
Dyan 	Well — well, she's bound to show up — Piggy, wait a minute. She's bound to show up, isn't she?
Miss Piggy 	(starts babbling incoherently)
Dyan 	(cradles her) No, darling, you mustn't cry, now. Come on, calm down.
Miss Piggy 	Oh, help me.
Dyan 	Let me get you some tissue. Where are your tissues?
Miss Piggy 	Right in the drawer there.
Dyan 	Over here?
Miss Piggy 	Oh, Foo-foo … Foo-foo …
Dyan 	Piggy, come on now, calm down.
 	She opens the drawer. Foo-foo pops up with a tissue in her mouth, but remains unnoticed by both of them. Dyan takes the tissue and hands it to Piggy.
Dyan 	Here, sweetheart, come on.
Miss Piggy 	I love you … my little doggy …
Dyan 	Let me dry your eyes. Give me a blow now.
Miss Piggy 	(blows her nose)
Dyan 	Good, good, now you dry off …
 	She closes the drawer, trapping Foo-foo inside again.
Dyan 	Now you must contain yourself.
Kermit 	(peers in) Uh, Piggy, Dyan, uh, on stage for your big production number, please.
Dyan 	Oh, good, alright, now come on.
Miss Piggy 	Oh! No, I — I can't! Oh, Dyana, I must find Foo-foo first! I can't! Please! No … no …
Dyan 	Come on — Piggy! Piggy, it's time to do the number. Now listen to me. Do you know where you are? I think you've forgotten where you are, Piggy.
Miss Piggy 	Wha …
Dyan 	Piggy, this is the theater. And you are a star. Now you must go on, Piggy. I mean, the whole world expects it of you, don't they? Your loyal fans expect it of you, Piggy. Your frog expects it of you.
Miss Piggy 	(starts humming "There's No Business Like Show Business")
Dyan 	Yes. You must look away from the tragedy. You must fight back the tears, and you must look to the footlights. Yes, Piggy — yes, this is your legend! And this is your life.
Miss Piggy 	Yes! Dyan …
Dyan 	Yes?
Miss Piggy 	Hand me my wrap!
Dyan 	Yes, your wrap!
Miss Piggy 	I shall go on! As a superstar!
Dyan 	Yes! Yes, Miss Piggy!
 	She hands Piggy a white feather boa, and happens to be holding Foo-foo.
Miss Piggy 	Oh! Thank you, Dyan! Thank you, Foo-foo! (realizes) Foo-foo! Oh, Foo-foo! (nuzzles up) Foo-foo! She's come back! Oh, Foo-foo!
Dyan 	She's come back to you …
Kermit 	Uh, excuse me — uh, listen, uh, you guys took so long, so we had to cancel the number.
 	
Piggy and Dyan	Cancel the number?
Miss Piggy 	(chases after Kermit) WHY YOU …
Kermit 	(stammering) Piggy, uh, wait a second, I can explain —
Miss Piggy 	Hi-YAH!
 	She karate-chops him out of the room, as Dyan cuddles Foo-foo.
Statler 	You think this show constitutes cruelty to animals?
Waldorf 	Not unless they're watching it.
 	They chuckle.
==Backstage==
 	Animal looks at the drums from the earlier "Civilization" number.
Animal 	Drums. My drums.
Kermit 	No, no, Animal, those are practice drums. They're Dyan Cannon's.
 	
Animal 	Cannons?
Kermit 	Mm-hm.
Animal 	MY CANNONS! MY CANNONS!
Kermit 	No no no, they are drums.
Animal 	MY DRUMS! MY DRUMS!
Kermit 	(shakes head) I give up.
Animal 	Frog give up.
Kermit 	Will you get outta here??
 	Animal exits. Kermit spots Floyd about to enter Piggy's dressing room.
Kermit 	Uh, Floyd, aren't you supposed to be in the band for the closing number?
Floyd 	Mm-mm. Can't, man. I promised I'd go have a chat with the pork princess. (snickers)
Kermit 	(to the viewer) Oh boy. If I were Floyd, I wouldn't do that, because maybe Miss Piggy has realized that he's the one that stuffed Foo-foo into the drawer.
Miss Piggy	Hi-YAH!
 	Floyd comes flying out of the dressing room, landing on the drums.
Kermit 	Uh, strike the maybe.
 	
 	Floyd gets up, looking dizzy.
=="Big Spender"==
 	Main stage. Kermit enters.
Kermit 	Uh, well, folks, I suppose you've noticed that there have been a lot of canines on tonight's show. In fact, I suppose you could say that the whole show has gone to the dogs.
 	A tough-looking terrier towers over Kermit.
Kermit 	Uh, you could say that, but I certainly wouldn't.
Terrier	Why not say it? Some folks think going to the dogs is a very good thing.
Kermit 	Indeed, indeed. Uh, my feelings exactly. Uh, thank you, sir.
 	The dog walks away.
Kermit 	Well, uh, and that's why we've sent our guest star down to the pet shop, and here she is, ladies and gentlemen, miss Dyan Cannon! Yaaaayyy!
 	Open on a pet shop full of dogs. Dyan looks in the window, then enters.
Dyan 	The minute I walked in the joint …
Dogs 	
Woof woof! We could see you were a girl of distinction.
A real big spender. (Woof!)
Good lookin', so refined.
Dyan 	
Say, wouldn't you like to know what's goin' on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point.
Dogs 	Woof woof!
Dyan 	I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.
Dogs 	
Woof woof woof!
Hey big spender, arooooo!
Spend … a little time with me!
Dyan 	Wouldn't you like to have fun, fun, fun?
Dogs 	How's about a few (woof!) laughs, (woof!) laughs, (woof!)
Dyan 	I could show you a…
Dogs 	(Woof! Woof!)
Dyan 	…a good time!
Dogs 	(Woof!) Let us show you a (Woof! Woof!) good time!
 	They all bark and howl as she pets them.
Dyan 	Yes, you too. … You're so handsome here, aren't you? Aren't you handsome?
 	An orchestral vamp plays as she kneels down and notices a homely spaniel.
Dyan 	Wouldn't you like to be mine?
 	
Spaniel	Yours?
Dyan 	Mine.
Spaniel	We could have a good time.
Dyan 	Fine.
Spaniel	Time.
Dyan 	I could get you a … a big bone.
Spaniel	Would you take me to … (pant) … your home?
Dyan 	Oh, yes.
 	She carries him out of the shop.
Spaniel	The minute you walked in the shop …
Dyan 	
I could see you were a dog of distinction.
A real class Spaniel.
Good lookin', so refined.
Spaniel	I'm sure you know by now what's goin' on in my mind.
Dyan 	So let me get right to the point.
Spaniel	I don't wag my tail for every girl I see.
Dogs 	
Hey big spender, (arooooo …)
Hey big spender, (arooooo …)
Hey big spender (arooooo …)
Spend …
 	
Dyan 	
… a little time with me.
I'll take you home with me.
We'll live so happily.
 	The dogs gather around her as the music ends. Applause.
==Goodnights==
Kermit 	Okay! Well, it has been quite a show and I have certainly had a good time.
 	Piggy rushes up, holding Foo-foo.
Miss Piggy	Kermie! Kermie! Kermie! Oh, oh, oh, I found Foo-foo! Ohh.
Foo-foo 	Woof!
Kermit 	(frowns) Uh, so much for good times.
Janice 	Hey guys, has anybody seen Floyd?
Miss Piggy	Oh, heh, don't worry about Floyd. (to Foo-foo) He can breathe through the keyhole. (Foo-foo giggles)
Kermit 	What? Well, anyhow, it's time now to thank our wonderful guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Dyan Cannon! Yaaaayy!
 	Dyan comes out with her adopted dog from the closing number.
Dyan 	Thank you very much. And thank you, Kermit.
 	
Dyan 	Oh, that's such a cute little dog. You must be proud of him, Da-da.
Kermit 	I — I am not that dog's Da-da.
Dyan 	(laughs)
Janice 	You're his Da-da? I didn't know you were his Da-da.
Kermit 	We'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
 	Janice continues talking as more dogs gather and the credits roll.
Statler 	Well, I think I'll go to the dentist.
Waldorf 	Now?
Statler 	Sure! After this show, nothing hurts!
 	They chuckle and exit the balcony.
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