100101011100 Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
Ugh. Old people.
==Script==
Old woman walks in, Indian music is playing.
: [No senior discount]
: Old Woman
: Hello. I'm looking for something called "DLC" [D-dumb L-lady C-clothes] for game? It's for my grandson's birthday. [Your grandkids hate you]
: Clerk
: Well, you're in the wrong place.
: Old Woman
: I don't understand. [No tech for old people]
: Clerk
: Clearly, you don't. Ugh, DLC is short for "download content," [Age does not denote wisdom] usually additional material for a game you download from the internet through your game console. [Or via file sharing]
: Old Woman
: Can I do that here? [What's with the Terminator glasses?]
: Clerk
: No... ya can't!
: Old Woman
: Where can I do that?
: Clerk
: At your house. [Senior cyborgs. The geriatric horror]
: Old Woman
: But I, I was just there.
: Clerk
: points
: Go home, lady! [It's 2 P.M. you're late for dinner]
End screen appears
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website