Mr. SquarePants Goes to Kelpington

Mr. SquarePants Goes to Kelpington
When the Happy-Go-Krabby Toy Company is bought by a tobacco company, SpongeBob is made president.
Season: 3 Episode: 3
Total Episode Count: 31
Prod. no.: 2ACX11
Featuring: SpongeBob, Sandy, Plankton, El Dorado Cigarette Company
Also Appearing: Pearl ,Patrick, Squidward, Jeremy the Termianlly ill Boy, Kenneth, Mr. Krabs, Dale, Connor, Jerry, Bobby, Frank, Mr. Harrison, The Bill, Dilbert, Aunt Bea, Lassie and Timmy, Bob Dole, Dick Armey, Al Gore, George W. Bush, Mike Tyson, Martha Stewart, Jim Carrey, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees
Plot: SpongeBob is almost fired from the toy factory for skipping work to go to a baseball game, but then the El Dorado Cigarette Company takes over the toy factory and SpongeBob is retained.
El Dorado immediately starts making toys to promote underage smoking. Sandy is concerned and prods SpongeBob to confront the management about it, be when he does, the El Dorado board makes SpongeBob president of the toy company to distract him. Included with the new jobs are perks such as hiring an ugly girl to stand next to Pearl so she'll look better by comparison, SpongeBob's own company-suck up and Martha Stewart to help Sandy around the house that make Sandy forget her opposition. Squidward however not swayed, and pledges to quit smoking.
When El Dorado holds a meeting, they reason that the only way to communicate with the idiots in Congress is to send someone just as dumb, and they decide to send SpongeBob. Sandy then remembers the company's abuses, and she and Plankton follow SpongeBob to Kelpington D.C.. SpongeBob is easily able to communicate with the congressmen. SpongeBob prepares to deliver his speech on the floors of congress assembled, but sees Plankton in the back and he finally realizes that he has not only started smoking but has developed a hacking cough. He tells Congress to reject El Dorado's proposal, and Congress imposes a fine of infinity billion dollars, but lowered it to a more realistic fine of one hundred million dollars on the company from promoting underage smoking.
==Cutaways==
#Kids learning on the street
#Mike Tyson spelling bee
#Dilbert
#Kenneth the bad-ass mail clerk with the heart of gold
#Subliminal advertising
#SpongeBob sets Patrick straight
#Presidential SpongeBob
#SpongeBob gets respect
#"That Sponge"
#Enemies on Capital Hill
#Cigarette spokesperson montage
#Alyssa Milano
==Trivia==
*Despite the title showing a picture the state of Washington, SpongeBob goes to Washington D.C.
*All non-English-language versions of this episode use a different title card.
**Coincidentally, the French title card is the only card that is different from the others.
==Rating==
TV-14: DLS
==Gallery==
M.BlGvV.png|French title card
Mbhkei.png|Japanese title card
S.BEvaQ.png|Spanish title card
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