LPS: The Fan-Fiction Series - S1E1: Black Soldier

Black Soldier is the first episode of the first season of the original Littlest Pet Shop Fan-Fiction series. The story sets on Blythe and her friends meeting an old enemy with two sidekicks from the time she was a little girl.
== Prologue ==
(Suburban Hometown/9 years Ago)
Black Soldier: (walking the concrete road)
(He bumps into Marcus)
Marcus: Watch were you walking Jerk!
Black Soldier: (turns to Marcus) What did you just call me?
Marcus: Oh. Sorry dawg. I didn't know you were white. Sorry to call you a Jerk.
Black Soldier: (smiles) That's alright. (Puts his hand up for a handshake) What's your name by the way?
Marcus: (shakes hand with Black Soldier) My name is Mario Antonio Jett. You can call me Marcus.
Black Soldier: Okay Marcus. My name is Commuter Doe. You can call me Black Soldier. Or just "Soldier".
Marcus: Sure Soldier. say, were you on your way to the play field?
Black Soldier: Yeah! You wanna come too? It'll be fun.
Marcus: Okay. (Walks with soldier)
(Transition)
(Black Soldier and Marcus were walking down the concrete road on their way to the play field.)
(They both bump into young Blythe Baxter)
Black Soldier: Watch where you're walking brat!
Young Blythe: (Turns to Soldier) What did you call me?
Black Soldier: I called you a brat. Got a problem?
Marcus: Yeah! Got a problem, butt-face?!
Young Blythe: (to Marcus) Did you just call me bug eyes?
Marcus: No. I called you butt-face!
Young Blythe: (face turns angry red) Don't call me that!
Black Soldier: (mimicking a scared person) Look out! It's the bratty monster!
(Black Soldier and Marcus giggle)
Young Blythe: Not amused You dopes.
BS&M: Did you just call us dopes?
Young Blythe: Yeah I did! Got a problem?
Marcus: Listen brat! I don't knew who the hell you are but we will kick your butt so you could stop whining!
Young Blythe: My name is Blythe Baxter.
BS&M: (surprised then laughing)
Young Blythe: (confused with anger)
Black Soldier: That's your name?
Young Blythe: Yes! Stop bullying me Soldier!
Black Soldier: (smacks Blythe's cheek) Hey! Watch that little mouth of yours!
Young Blythe: (tears flow on her eyes, she cries then runs to tell her dad)
BS&M: (laugh their butts off)
Marcus: Soldier, that was the best bullying yet!
Black Soldier: You know Marcus, I think someday, when i'm an evil leader of some group I'll make up, you are going to be my main sidekick 9 years for now. And I know the best way to do it. (Evil Grin)
== LPS Theme Song ==
Blythe Baxter: You think about all the things that you love to do, it all comes true. You find a place you never knew where you're happy to, just being you.
Marcus: On the blue line!
Jeff the Killer: Shiny spotlight!
Black Soldier: Bringing your loved ones back to life.
BS, JTK, & M: Loving someone, is just worthwhile, in every joyful moment it makes us smile.
Blythe Baxter: We can be.
(Black Soldier: No we can't)
Blythe Baxter: Who we want to be.
(Marcus: Heck No!)
Blythe Baxter: At Littlest Pet Shop you and Me. We can be.
(Black Soldier: Too less.)
Blythe Baxter: Who we want to be.
(Jeff the Killer: I pass.)
Blythe Baxter: At Littlest Pet Shop.
All: You and me!
(End)
== Chapter 1 ==
Russell: (stares at the window with Vinnie) Such a lovely day Vinnie.
Vinnie: Yeah. Perfect day. Remember the good old times?
Russell: Yes Vinnie. I even remember the time that Blythe saved this pet shop.
Vinnie: *sighs* Such a heroic moment. And an incredible memory.
(Black Soldier knocks on the door)
Russell: I'll get it.
(He walks to the day camp door and opens it)
Russell: Welcome sir to the Littlest Pet Shop Day camp. How can I serve... (Gasps)
Black Soldier: Is something the matter little guy? (Smiles Sinisterly)
Russell: What do you want sir?
Blythe: (to Black Soldier) Leave my friend alone you bully!
Black Soldier: What do you think I'm doing with him, little brat?
(The word "brat" echoes through Blythe's Mind and she has a flashback where she was in her suburban hometown then she returns to reality)
Blythe: (scared) I think I know you. You're that guy... That bullied me! (Angrily)
Black Soldier: I know. Blythe! Is it? So nice to see you. After nine years of rivalry, i think we finally meet again.
Russell: (to Blythe) Wait a minute... You know this guy?
Vinnie: That's insane! But we've never met him before.
Blythe: That's not important. What's important is that you should...
Black Soldier: Shut your mouths, and wait for my sidekicks to arrive!
Marcus: Woo! (breaks the glass door) Yo! Whats up soldier!
Black Soldier: Hey Marcus!
Jeff the Killer: Yeah! (hits the ground) Hey everybody!
Russell: (screams) Who are those guys?!
Black Soldier: These are my sidekicks. Marcus...
Marcus: What's up losers?
Blythe: Hey! (Angrily)
Black Soldier: and Jeff the Killer.
Jeff the Killer: (grins creepily)
Vinnie: (shivers in fear) That's scary.
Jeff the Killer: I know. That's why I'm used to it. (Laughs)
Black Soldier: So Blythe, tell me about your new life here. Do you like it?
Blythe: At first, no. But over time i got used to it.
Russell: (to Vinnie) I think this is not going to end well.
Vinnie: (to Russell) I agree. Routine 6.5 is in correction. That means really big trouble.
Black Soldier: Blythe, you sure are wondering how these guys became my sidekicks.
Marcus: I met him when he was on his way to the play field when I was about 7 years old. After a little training over time, I became his main sidekick.
Black Soldier: How about you Jeff? Care to tell how you became my secondary sidekick?
Jeff the Killer: Sure. (Smiles) I met them when I was infecting some people's throats in the woods at night. They found me while holding a flash light and then they helped me run away from the cops. So yeah, that's how I became his secondary sidekick.
(The rest of the pets arrive terrified)
Pepper Clark: (screams and holds onto Sunil) Who are those guys?!?
Black Soldier: (looks at the rest of the pest) Oh! I did not see you there. I'm Black Soldier, and these are Marcus and Jeff the Killer.
Sunil: (gasps and shakes in fear) I've found Jeff's story on the Internet once. It was so frightful that I could not sleep for 3 straight days.
Jeff the Killer: Awww. Sorry to hear that, little weasel. (Snickers in for a laugh)
Sunil: Hey! I am not a weasel, I am a mongoose.
Pepper Clark: Yeah. He is! Don't judge him by his looks!
Black Soldier: (grabs Pepper Clark) And just what do you think you are planning to do to me?
Pepper Clark: (gulps in fear) Nothing.
Black Soldier: (smiles) (puts Pepper down) I thought so.
Minka: Why are you guys so addicted to killing pets off?
Marcus: Hey! We are not addicted! We are just very very fond of it. Monkey snitch!
Minka: (gasps) What did you call me?
Black Soldier: Marcus called you a Monkey snitch!
Minka: (exclaims angrily, grabs Marcus's gun and almost shoots him in the toe through his shoe)
Black Soldier: (strangles Minka) Don't you EVER do that!!! He will kill you for doing that!
Blythe: (pushes Black Soldier to the fish food shelf) Leave my friends alone you maniac!!!
Black Soldier: (gets up and wipes the crumbs off his jacket and snickers) I don't know what medication you took, but you have no power against me.
Penny Long: Yes she does! Why she could even throw a rock at you! That would hurt!
Black Soldier: (smiles bully-like) Listen, Penny Stink, you are getting in the way of something priceful about me. You don't even sound like a panda bear.
Penny Ling: (gasps) (angrily) I'll show you! (Climbs In the back of Black Soldier's jacket, gets in front of his face and roars at his face)
Black Soldier: (roars louder like a Tyrannosaurus at Penny Ling)
Penny Ling: (whimpers in fear, tears flow in her eyes, she starts pissing herself, and cries)
Black Soldier: (starts laughing his butt off)
Marcus: (starts laughing too)
Jeff the Killer: (laughs his butt off too)
Blythe: (screams angrily, grabs a hammer and bonks it on the left eye of Marcus, Jeff, and Black Soldier) LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE YOU INTOLERANT WORTHLESS PIECES OF DUMB CRACKER JACKS!!!!
Black Soldier: (looks at his timer pointing 5:40) FINE! We'll just leave. Come on boys.
Marcus: (rubs his hurt left eye) Okay... (To Blythe when smacking her) Later. BUTT-FACE!! (Laughs in anger)
Jeff the Killer: (glares at Blythe and runs to Black Soldier with Marcus)
Black Soldier: This is not over Blythe! I will be back! I'll see you tomorrow! (Walks off with his two sidekicks)
Penny Ling: (keeps whimpering and crying while she pissed herself) Help me blythe please!
Blythe: (moans in worry and picks up Penny Ling) Are you okay? Did any of them hurt you?
Penny Ling: (still crying) No! (Sobbing) He said I don't even (sobs again) sound like (sobs a third time) a real panda bear and... (says while crying) I tried to prove it in front of his face! (her tears starts flowing like a river)
(Miss Twombly comes in)
Blythe: Miss Twombly, you are not going to believe this, but a soldier in a black suit I met 9 years ago, and this gangster and this killer guy came in and bullied all my friends! He even made Penny Ling piss herself!
Miss Twombly: (gasps) THAT IS INDESCRIBABLY UNACCEPTABBLE!!!! HOW COULD SUCH A CRUEL MAN SUCH AS THAT COMMUTER DOE BULLY INNOCENT PETS LIKE MY LITTLE DOOBY-WOOBIES?!?!?
Blythe: I know. That's why we gotta put a stop to him.
Miss Twombly: If that guy ever touches my pets, I promise I will BREAK HIS ARM!!!
Blythe: Aren't you going to help me? That is what me and the pets are asking you.
Miss Twombly: Of course I will help you! That Black Soldier is much worse than fisher biskit.
Blythe: (thinks and gets an idea when a light bulb pops up with it's light on) I think i know how we can put a stop to him and his sidekicks. But it's going to take a lot of work.
(Fades to black)
== Chapter 2Category:LPS: The Fan-Fiction Series - Season 1Category:Episodes ==
(Title card in black background with white text says The Next Day...)
Miss Twombly: So Blythe, have you thought of the plan yet?
Blythe: Yeah. All we have to do, is disguise ourselves as two members or sidekicks of that soldier, and we are going to pretend to be like them.
Miss Twombly: Oh (giggles) I like the way your little mind works Blythe. You are not just a fashion designer, you are a person full of ideas as well.
Blythe: I know. That's the only way we could make them stop being mass murderers or there will be no other way.
Russell: I think there won't be any way ever. That is why he is too powerful.
Miss Twombly: Oh I am very sorry to hear that Russell. Perhaps you could use some assistance. Like that one time you went to the big feathered parade.
Blythe: Yeah. But that time with Ramon would be rather different, or otherwise we could be caught in the act.
Vinnie: Enough talk. but are you sure this is going to work?
Penny Ling: (a little scared) I don't want him to make me piss myself again. That would be horrible! He might even make me piss the entire shop and it would smell really bad.
Russell: (smiles) Don't worry Penny Ling. I would never let that happen to you again. (Kisses Penny Ling's cheek)
Penny Ling: (smiles, giggles, and blushes, then sighs) Thanks Russell. I knew you would be protective for me.
Blythe: That's real sweet of you guys. But we have a bigger issue here.
Sunil: So, where are Black Soldier and his sidekicks now?
Blythe: (thinks and gets the idea but she gasps in fear) Oh no. I think I might have a bad feeling of where they are now.
(Transition)
Littlest Pet shop Pets: Largest Ever Pet Shop?!?!?
Vinnie: I was having that feeling too, but here we are.
Minka: Now I have to check and see if they are coming.
(Blythe and the others are hearing Black Soldier coming along with Marcus and Jeff)
Black Soldier: Oh hello jerks! Are you visiting Largest Ever Pet Shop, or are you just goofing around here?!?
Blythe: Oh no. I forgot the disguises.
Marcus: Yeah. We heard that. I knew you would not do it. (Chuckles)
Jeff: I agree. They are really dimwitted jar-heads.
Black Soldier: Look. If you are looking for another round Blythe, i'm ready for it cause i would win.
Blythe: Well, I was going to look for another round but...
Black Soldier: What? Is another flashback going through your head?
Blythe: What? No! Why would you think that?
Jeff the Killer: (looks at Penny Ling)
Penny Ling: (scared)
Jeff the Killer: (smiles creepily and grabs Penny ling by the toes upside down) I think you would make a nice little cap.
Penny Ling: (whimpers in fear, gets scared)
Russell: Hey! (Spin-dashes on Jeff left foot and hurts him) (catches Penny Ling like Robin Hood)
Jeff the Killer: AHH!!! That hurt you stupid prick!
Marcus: Hold up Jeff. I got this. (He tries to grab Penny Ling but Russell pichess him forcefully) OUCH!! That hurt!
Black Soldier: So are you gonna fight me, or are you just going to walk away?!
Blythe: (charge face while glaring at Black Soldier) I am going to fight you.
Black Soldier: (grins menacingly) Bring it on.
Blythe: (screams her battle cry and pushes Black Soldier to the wall where the food stacks and pet toys are)
Black Soldier: (grabs seven toy balls and throws them at Blythe)
Blythe: (dodges the toy balls)
Marcus: (looks at Black Soldier and Blythe fighting) Hey Jeff. I think they are having a bit of a showdown here.
Jeff the Killer: Hmmm. True that.
Black Soldier: (squeezing Blythe's arms) I am going to kill your father right after I finish you off.
Blythe: (holding the pain) Well, I am going to call the police if you keep hurting me or my friends with your insolent power.
Black Soldier: (stops squeezing Blythe's arms) How did you know I have power?
Blythe: (notices a pocket knife in Black Soldier's left pocket) I heard it in a legend once.
Black Soldier: (looks at his knife, grins evilly, gets up and tries to punch Blythe's neck)
Blythe: (gets up dodging the punch and runs to hide in the set up room) I think he won't find me here.
Brittany Biskit: I think you like, hid in the wrong room Blythe.
Blythe: On boy.
(Lights turn on)
Brittany: Hello Blythe.
(The Biskit twins laugh when Blythe gets scared)
(Fade to black)
== Chapter 3 ==
Blythe: (scared) Brittany?! Whittany?! What are you two doing in here?!?!
Brittany: We like, were watching the whole thing in here. Like, the computer room.
Whittany: Yeah. (Giggles) And like, out step-brother Black Soldier is like, going to beat you up. (Laughs)
Blythe: (to herself) This is not good.
(Transition)
Black Soldier: Hey, where is Blythe? I was about to finish her off.
Jeff the Killer: Beats me Soldier.
Marcus: I think she might be in the computer room with your step-sisters The Biskit Twins.
Black Soldier: Yeah. My sweet step-sisters.
(The Biskit Twins come out holding a tied up and gag-balled Blythe Baxter while laughing)
Jeff the Killer: Holy butterfingers!
Marcus: Those Biskit twins are roasting hot!
Blythe: (muffled) Un-hand me you brats! Let go off me right now!
Black Soldier: (laughs evilly)
(Brittany and Whittany throw Blythe tied up and gag balled to the ground)
Blythe: (muffled) Ow...
Black Soldier: (walks up to Blythe on the ground) Looks like you have fallen into the "Biskit" trap. I look so surprised right now.
Brittany: And we like, just want to let you know that we are like, helping you out.
Marcus: That's damn nice of you. What do they call you? Perfect Candy Pies?
(The Biskit Twins giggle)
Russell: (comes running and slices the rope off and takes off the gag ball to free Blythe)
(The Biskit Twins scream)
Blythe Baxter: Thanks Russell. Let's get out of here!
Black Soldier: (grabs Blythe forcefully) You are not going anywhere crook!
Marcus: (points his gun to Blythe) If you move, Imma shoot yo down!
Sunil: (charges at Marcus)
Marcus: (scares Sunil and starts chasing him)
Black Soldier: Well, looks like Marcus is chasing sunil. Now if you ever... (Notices that Blythe escaped and fights off Marcus) BLYTHE!!! I WILL FIND YOU!!!!
(Transition)
Marcus: (keeps chasing Sunil until they arrive at Littlest Pet Shop) (roars at Sunil)
Sunil: (screams the Hides under a table)
Marcus: (turns around and grins evilly) (charges gun and points everywhere) I know you here somewhere. I'm gonna find you and Imma shoot yo until you die!
Sunil: (to himself sort of like praying) Please don't find me. Please don't find me. Please don't find me.
Jeff the Killer: (finds Sunil) You know hiding is not ever going to save you, right?
Sunil: (shivers in fear)
(Fades to Black)
== Chapter 4 ==
Marcus: (snickers evilly)
Sunil: (stops shivering, takes a deep breath) You are such a black headed idiot.
Marcus: (stops snickering) What the butter jiggling heck did you just say?
Sunil : I said, You are such a BLACK headed Idiot!!!
Marcus: (grabs Sunil and starts hurting him)
Sunil: OW!!! LET ME GO!!!
Marcus: Heck No!
Blythe: (shoots Marcus on the arms with his gun)
Marcus: OUCH! What the clay did you just do you dumb cheese-craver?!?
Blythe: Something you wished that it never happened.
Black Soldier: (runs and looks around and finds Blythe) There you are! (Starts running to chase her)
Blythe: *sighs* (Shoots Black Soldier's left eye)
Black Soldier: (screams in pain) My left eye! (Moans for his shot eye)
Jeff the Killer: (gasps as soon as he finds out what happened) Oh boy.
Blythe: (growls at Jeff and points the gun at him) You wanna get shot too?! HUH?!?
Jeff the Killer: No! (Runs off screaming)
Marcus: Girl I'm out! (Does the same)
Black Soldier: Wait guys. *sighs* See what you did? I tried to finish you off and what do I see? My sidekicks running away. Because of you! You know, if you did the right thing nine blustering years ago, all of this would have not happened! The reason you moved here, your dad did not get a promotion, there was an earthquake!
Blythe: *gasps* So you mean, I was not meant to be here?
Black Soldier: Yes!
Marcus: (from a far at The Biskit Mansion) Soldier! Deal with her later! get yo rear end over here!
Jeff the Killer: Yeah. Deal with her later man!
Black Soldier: Okay. (Looks at Blythe) When we meet again Blythe, I will end you! (Goes to where his sidekicks are)
Sunil: Is he gone?
(The rest of the pets appear)
Blythe: Yeah. He's gone. But it's not over yet. It will take a couple years to get rid of him.
Russell: A couple years?! Say what?!?!
Pepper Clark: Now that's not funny! That's serious!
Blythe: I know. But I don't understand why and his sidekicks could also understand you guys.
Penny Ling: (walks up to Blythe) Hey Blythe, can you comfort me whenever I'm massively bullied by him?
Blythe: (smiles) Of course I will. Don't worry. I will always be here no matter what happens. (Hugs Penny Ling)
(The littlest pet shop pets go "awww")
(Transition)
(At Sweet Delights)
Blythe: And then, I started fighting him. But when I did win, I shot his left eye.
Youngmee: Blythe, you sure could use some of my help. I will break his bones whenever he abuses you.
Blythe: Really?
Youngmee: Yeah. After all, that's what friends do.
(The littlest pet shop pets were watching Blythe and Youngmee hugging)
Vinnie: You know, for a second I thought I was going to get hurt.
Russell: Yeah. Good thing that Black Soldier is gone.
Pepper Clark: Yeah. I bet he never crosses the road.
(All the pets gasp)
Pepper Clark: What?
(The rest of the pets start laughing)
Pepper Clark: Oh. (Giggles)
Blythe: What the huh?
Youngmee: Maybe they were helping you too.
(Blythe and Youngmee also start laughing)
(Fade to black)
Chapter 5 
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Category:LPS: The Fan-Fiction Series - Season 1
Category:Episodes
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