Epic Rap Battle Parodies 37

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The 37th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features poor orphan child Oliver Twist rapping against kid billionare Richie Rich. It was released March 17th, 2014.
==Cast==
Zack Maloney as Richie Rich
Fel T. as Oliver Twist
==Lyrics==
===Richie Rich:===
Why, hello there poor lonely chap that's sitting on the street,
I'm the richest, most skilled elite your homo ass will ever meet!
With cash, I'll beat your ass while I'm chill in my car,
I'm waving with a dollar, show me how desperate you are!
You're a criminal, not just lyrical, try to be manly, you pansy!
You'll feel wealthy for a second when I dis you oh so fancy!
Listen you weak bum, I'm hitting you hard, you're almost done,
I'd tell you to take some valuables and run, but you got none!
===Oliver Twist:===
I'm gonna rip your spoiled arms right out of their sockets!
So prepare to feel the wrath of this orphan pick-pocket!
You better hurl with all your cash, jewels, and pearls,
'Cause you wouldn't even last one day in the real world!
Who the hell is Richie Rich? Nobody's heard of this little shit,
I'm a legend, feel my fist, you can't beat Oliver Twist!
They told me not to swear, guess I'm a bad boy, but truely,
Roger Ebert was lying when he said people enjoyed your movie!
===Richie Rich:===
I'd buy you off if I wanted to, but I'll destroy this boy-scout!
How can you be a badass if you've got nothing to brag about?
Why would you ask for more food? Quit being an attention hog!
My raps will verbally kill you like Nancy and that attack dog!
I'd give money to your family, but you don't have any,
I bet your poor sorry ass would do anything for a penny!
Prepare to hate me, boy, but I ain't gonna lie,
In order to say hi to your mother, you got to talk to the sky!
===Oliver Twist:===
Sure, my parents are dead, yet they still care more for me,I just wanaa make u mine hop inside the ride neos by my side promis that you will be fine~
Why am I hearing complaining from a kid who has his own Mickey D's?
Doing things you'll never expect, call me Oliver Plot Twist,
I haven't puked so hard since I saw Richie Rich's Christmas List!
You leech off your parents money while I'm a self made man,
Who doesn't need to listen to anybody and does what he plans!
I may not have food, and I may not have a home,
But you'll just forever be known has the kid from Home Alone
<poll>
Who Won?
Richie Rich
Oliver Twist
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 3
Category:Richie Rich
Category:Oliver Twist
Category:Felix Tom
Category:Zack Maloney