蘭亂ごっこ (Ranran Gokko)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
雁字搦めの夜遊びばかりだ 	ganjigarame no yoasobi bakari da 	I’m totally bound with nightlife.
ガラクタ音頭じゃ話にならない 	garakuta ondo ja hanashi ni naranai 	Junky dances won’t take you anywhere.
そんなこんなで満身創痍 	sonna konna de manshin soui 	What with this and that, I’m wounded all over.
「もうなにもかもないぜ？」 	"mou nanimokamo nai ze?" 	“There’s nothing left here, eh?”
 	 	
今もう既に地獄に堕ちたい気分さ！ 	ima mou sude ni jigoku ni ochirai kibun sa! 	I feel like going to hell already!
縋るもなんにもないもんね？ 	sugaru mo nannimo nai monne? 	There’s absolutely nothing I can cling to, huh?
 	 	
肝心なところ抜かしてばかりだ 	kanjin na tokoro nukashite bakari da 	I’m always missing crucial things.
前に倣えでは格好が付かない 	mae ni narae de wa kakkou ga tsukanai 	To follow suit won’t make you decent.
夜な夜な病んでりゃ生傷がバレるぜ？ 	yonayona yanderya namakizu ga bareru ze? 	Stop losing it every night, or they’ll find your cuts and bruises, eh?
一周廻っても首が絞まるだけ笑 	isshuu mawattemo kubi ga shimaru dake 	It just chokes you even after worrying! lol
 	 	
今もう俺は楽園からの自主追放です 	ima mou ore wa rakuen kara no jishu tsuihou desu 	Now, I’ve already banished myself from paradise.
もう懲り懲りです 	mou korigori desu 	I’m sick and tired.
才もアタマもないもんね？ 笑笑 	sai mo atama mo nai monne? 	You’ve got no talents or brains, huh? lolol
 	 	
最愛のブルーマンデー いっそぜんぶ塞いで 	saiai no buruu mandee isso zenbu fusaide 	My beloved Blue Monday, I’d dare to seal it all.
喜劇王になんか成れやしないから 	kigekiou ni nanka nare ya shinai kara 	There’s no way I can become a king of comedy.
大概は有象無象で 目を瞑って 	taigai wa uzoumuzou de me o tsumutte 	Most people are the rabble, so close your eyes.
滑稽でいいから踊ろうぜ 	kokkei de ii kara odorou ze 	It’s fine to be comical, let’s dance!
 	 	
ファンキーもどきのでたらめだらけだ 	fankii modoki no detarame darake da 	A bunch of pseudo-funky nonsense.
喚いてるだけじゃ耳も貸せねぇよ笑 	wameiteru dake ja mimi mo kasenee yo 	I won’t listen to your damn yellingMore literally, “If you’re only yelling, I can’t even listen to ya.” lol
満場一致で即退場です笑笑 	manjou icchi de soku taijou desu 	Unanimously, you’re kicked outta here right away lolol
「本当になんにもないな笑笑」 	"hontou ni nannimo nai na" 	“There’s really nothing lolol”
 	 	
まあもう既に地獄みたいなもんか笑 	maa mou sude ni jigoku mitai na mon ka 	Well, this place’s already like hell lol
着飾るしか能がないもんね......笑 	kigazaru shika nou ga nai monne...... 	The only thing you’re good at is to dress up, after all... lol
 	 	
本当にさ これがおとぎばなしみたいな馬鹿なこととは理解ってはいるけど 	hontou ni sa kore ga otogibanashi mitai na baka na koto towa wakatte wa iru kedo	“Not gonna lie, I’m well aware that this is as silly as a fairytale,
情状酌量なんてご冗談 	joujou shakuryou nante gojoudan 	but can I plead extenuating circumstances?” Oh, you’re kidding!
甘えに甘やかして蜜までたらしてこの結果ですよね？ 	amae ni amayakashite mitsu made tarashite kono kekka desu yo ne? 	You spoilt yourself so bad and let your honey drip, and it resulted in this, huh?
そうですよね? 	sou desu yo ne? 	Am I wrong, huh?!
まあもうだらだら話すのは嫌いなんだ 	maa mou daradata hanasu no wa kirai nanda 	Well, I hate to rabbit on, y’know.
この話の続きはまたどこかで 	kono hanashi no tsuzuki wa mata dokoka de 	So this talk’s to be continued somewhere.
 	 	
退廃的ワンサイドゲーム いっそぜんぶ譲って？ 	taihaiteki wansaido geemu isso zenbu yuzutte? 	A decadent one-sided game. Care to give all to me?
どうせになんか成れるわけないから笑笑 	douse king ni nanka nareru wake nai kara 	There’s no way I can become a king, after all lolol
体内はで 今日を嗤って 	tainai wa guchagucha de kyou o waratte 	Inside my body is chaos. I laugh at today.
それでもいいなら踊ろうぜ 	sore demo ii nara odorou ze 	If that’s fine with you, let’s dance.
 	 	
愛しかないからさ 	ai shika nai kara sa 	There’s nothing but love.
しょうがないのかな 	shouganai no kana 	So it can’t be helped, I guess?
愛しかないもんね 	ai shika nai monne 	There’s nothing but love.
そうだもんね 	sou da monne 	It’s true indeed, huh!
 	 	
最愛のブルーマンデー いっそぜんぶ塞いで 	saiai no buruu mandee isso zenbu fusaide 	My beloved Blue Monday, I’d dare to seal it all.
喜劇王になんか成れやしないから 	kigekiou ni nanka nare ya shinai kara 	There’s no way I can become a king of comedy.
大概は有象無象で 目を瞑って 	taigai wa uzoumuzou de me o tsumutte 	Most people are the rabble, so close your eyes.
滑稽でいいから踊ろうぜ 	kokkei de ii kara odorou ze 	It’s fine to be comical, let’s dance!
 	 	
愛しかないからさ 	ai shika nai kara sa 	There’s nothing but love.
しょうがないのかな 	shouganai no kana 	So it can’t be helped, I guess?
愛しかないもんね 	ai shika nai monne 	There’s nothing but love.
そうだもんね 	sou da monne 	It’s true indeed, huh!
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==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
*Google Drive - Lyrics and off-vocal
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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