Joe Volcano

==Overview==
Joe Volcano is a volcano traveler.
==Detailed Biography==
Joe Volcano is an emaciated man who is choking on ashes. He claims to have come from Iceland via a tube system that connects all volcanoes. He simply had to make a left turn to get to the Double Heads volcano. He has been traveling for 245 and hasn't eaten. Matt wants to ask him more questions, but he vanishes.
==Appearances==
We Bought a Volcano