My Family's Isn't Mine

My Family's Isn't Mine is a song that first appeared in the episode, Relationship Problems and Kids. The song parodies the Barney song, My Family's Just Right for Me. 
== Lyrics ==
=== Original ===
[Chorus]
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me. 
I've got a friend who lives with his mom and dad, with his brother and sister, too. They all punch and bite and fight all night, so be glad your family doesn't do what they do! 
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me. 
There's a girl I know who lives with her mom. Her dad is as drunk as can be! Although she sees her parents just one at a time, a divorce is coming, you'll see! 
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me. 
I know a boy who's new, he just moved in. He lives at a foster care. But what he really needs is fresh and clean brand new underwear! 
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me! 
=== Reprise ===
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me. 
There's a girl I know who lives with her mom. Her dad is as drunk as can be! Although she sees her parents just one at a time, a divorce is coming, you'll see! 
I know a boy who's new, he just moved in. He lives at a foster care. But what he really needs is fresh and clean brand new underwear! 
I've got a friend who lives with his mom and dad, with his brother and sister, too. They all punch and bite and fight all night, so be glad your family doesn't do what they do! 
Oh, a family is people and the most family loves. But, that's not so true. They come in all different sizes and different kinds, mine had adopted me. Yeah, mine had adopted me!
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