Hooligan Attacks

Script:
INT. LENNOPA - AFTERNOON
Wimpy Janitor GREG ZIFF BONDS is arguing with loving Student RAYMEN DYLAN ENGLAND. ZIFF tries to hug DYLAN but he shakes him off.ZIFF
Please Dylan, don't leave me.
DYLAN
I'm sorry Ziff, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
ZIFF
I am such a person!
DYLAN frowns.DYLAN
I'm sorry, Ziff. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
DYLAN leaves.
ZIFF sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, special scout ELENOR RORY COMBS barges in looking flustered.ZIFF
Goodness, Rory! Is everything okay?
RORY
I'm afraid not.
ZIFF
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
RORY
It's ... a hooligan ... I saw an evil hooligan Destroy a bunch of Children!
ZIFF
Defenseless Children?
RORY
Yes, defenseless Children!
ZIFF
Bloomin' heck, Rory! We've got to do something.
RORY
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
ZIFF
You can start by telling me where this happened.
RORY
I was...
RORY fans herself and begins to wheeze.ZIFF
Focus Rory, focus! Where did it happen?
RORY
Tennessee! That's right - Tennessee!
ZIFF springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
ZIFF rushes along the street, followed by RORY. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. TENNESSEE - SHORTLY AFTER
PHIL MAUDRE a peculiar hooligan Threatens two Children.
ZIFF, closely followed by RORY, rushes towards PHIL, but suddenly stops in his tracks.RORY
What is is? What's the matter?
ZIFF
That's not just any old hooligan, that's Phil Maudre!
RORY
Who's Phil Maudre?
ZIFF
Who's Phil Maudre? Who's Phil Maudre? Only the most peculiar hooligan in the universe!
RORY
Blinkin' knickers, Ziff! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most peculiar hooligan in the universe!
ZIFF
You can say that again.
RORY
Blinkin' knickers, Ziff! We're going to need some help if we're going to stop the most peculiar hooligan in the universe!
ZIFF
I'm going to need Sword of Souls, it will collect souls and give me that souls power
Phil turns and sees Ziff and Rory. He grins an evil grin.PHIL
Ziff Bonds, we meet again.
RORY
You've met?
ZIFF
Yes. It was a long, long time ago...
EXT. A PARK - BACK IN TIME
A young ZIFF is sitting in a park listening to some Jazz music, when suddenly a dark shadow casts over him.
He looks up and sees PHIL. He takes off his headphones.PHIL
Would you like some peppermints?
ZIFF's eyes light up, but then he studies PHIL more closely, and looks uneasy.ZIFF
I don't know, you look kind of peculiar.
PHIL
Me? No. I'm not peculiar. I'm the least peculiar hooligan in the world.
ZIFF
Wait, you're a hooligan?
ZIFF runs away, screaming.
INT. TENNESSEE - PRESENT DAYPHIL
You were a coward then, and you are a coward now.
RORY
(To ZIFF) You ran away?
ZIFF
(To RORY) I was a young child. What was I supposed to do?
ZIFF turns to PHIL.ZIFF
I may have run away from you then, but I won't run away this time!
ZIFF runs away.
He turns back and shouts.ZIFF
I mean, I am running away, but I'll be back - with Sword of Souls.
PHIL
I'm not scared of you.
ZIFF
You should be.
INT. FOREST OF TIME - LATER THAT DAY
ZIFF and RORY walk around searching for something.ZIFF
I feel sure I left my Sword of Souls somewhere around here.
RORY
Are you sure? It does seem like an odd place to keep deadly Sword of Souls.
ZIFF
You know nothing Rory Combs.
RORY
We've been searching for ages. I really don't think they're here.
Suddenly, PHIL appears, holding a pair of Sword of Souls.PHIL
Looking for something?
RORY
Crikey, Ziff, he's got your Sword of Souls.
ZIFF
Tell me something I don't already know!
RORY
The earth's circumference at the equator is about 40,075 km.
ZIFF
I know that already!
RORY
I still wear nappies.
PHIL
(appalled) Dude!
While PHIL is looking at RORY with disgust, ZIFF lunges forward and grabs his deadly Sword of Souls. He wields them, triumphantly.ZIFF
Prepare to die, you peculiar Tomato!
PHIL
No please! All I did was Destroy a bunch of Children!
DYLAN enters, unseen by any of the others.ZIFF
I cannot tolerate that kind of behaviour! Those Children were defenceless! Well now they have a defender - and that's me! Ziff Bonds defender of innocent Children.
PHIL
Don't hurt me! Please!
ZIFF
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use these Sword of Souls on you right away!
PHIL
Because Ziff, I am your father.
ZIFF looks stunned for a few moments, but then collects himself.ZIFF
No you're not!
PHIL
Ah well, it had to be worth a try.
PHIL tries to grab the Sword of Souls but ZIFF dodges out of the way.ZIFF
Who's the daddy now? Huh? Huh?
Unexpectedly, PHIL slumps to the ground.RORY
Did he just faint?
ZIFF
I think so. Well that's disappointing. I was rather hoping for a more dramatic conclusion, involving my deadly Sword of Souls.
ZIFF crouches over PHIL's body.RORY
Be careful, Ziff. It could be a trick.
ZIFF
No, it's not a trick. It appears that... It would seem... Phil Maudre is dead!
ZIFF
What?
ZIFF
Yes, it appears that I scared him to death.
RORY claps her hands.RORY
So your Sword of Souls did save the day, after all.
DYLAN steps forward.DYLAN
Is it true? Did you kill the peculiar hooligan?
ZIFF
Dylan how long have you been...?
DYLAN puts his arm around ZIFF.DYLAN
Long enough.
ZIFF
Then you saw it for yourself. I killed Phil Maudre.
DYLAN
Then the Children are safe?
ZIFF
It does seem that way!
A crowd of vulnerable Children enter, looking relived.DYLAN
You are their hero.
The Children bow to ZIFF.ZIFF
There is no need to bow to me. I seek no worship. The knowledge that Phil Maudre will never Destroy Children ever again, is enough for me.
DYLAN
You are humble as well as brave!
One of the Children passes ZIFF a healing necklaceDYLAN
I think they want you to have it, as a symbol of their gratitude.
ZIFF
I couldn't possibly.
Pause.ZIFF
Well, if you insist.
ZIFF takes the necklace.ZIFF
Thank you.
The Children bow their heads once more, and leave.
ZIFF turns to DYLAN.ZIFF
Does this mean you want me back?
DYLAN
Oh, Ziff, of course I want you back!
ZIFF smiles for a few seconds, but then looks defiant.ZIFF
Well you can't have me.
DYLAN
WHAT?
ZIFF
You had no faith in me. You had to see my scare a hooligan to death before you would believe in me. I don't want a lover like that.
DYLAN
But...
ZIFF
Please leave. I want to spend time with the one person who stayed with me through thick and thin - my best friend, Rory.
RORY grins.DYLAN
But...
RORY
You heard the gentleman. Now be off with you. Skidaddle! Shoo!
DYLAN
Ziff?
ZIFF
I'm sorry Dylan, but I think you should skidaddle.
DYLAN leaves.
RORY turns to ZIFF.RORY
Did you mean that? You know ... that I'm your best friend?
ZIFF
Of course you are!
The two walk off arm in arm.
Suddenly RORY stops.RORY
When I said you were my love interest, you know I was just trying to distract the hooligan don't you?
ZIFF
Of course i'm just a janitor i know your interested in Dylan
RORY
*Blushes* you do ? oh well its just a secret between friends 
(then they walk way Hooking arms)
THE END