Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift appears in the Season 3 finale as the designated opponent of Scott Pilgrim who has him fight seven of her "evil exes" for a chance to date her, though it's revealed at the end that she was just a "warm-up" for the titular opponent and that if they even had a chance, their relationship wouldn't last long. She was voiced by Andrea Esparza as her final voice role in the series.
==Information on the Rapper:==
Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. Her discography straddles genres, and her narrative songwriting—often inspired by her personal life—has received critical praise and widespread media coverage. At the age of 14, she was signed to Sony and began performing her own songs around Nashville with her debut album going platinum, selling more than a million copies in the USA alone. As her career progressed, Taylor toured the world, wrote several hit #1 songs and released albums – now standing at a total of 9. She currently has a total of 11 Grammys, 29 Billboard Music Awards and 34 American Music awards. In 2015, Swift became the youngest woman to be included on Forbes' list of the 100 most powerful women. https://www.madametussauds.com/london/whats-inside/zones/music/taylor-swift/
Taylor Swift is also quite the headliner when it comes to relationships as she's been to known to have a lot of on-and-off relationships with guys like country singers and actors, and some of them would be written about, usually indirectly, in many of her best-selling songs. As of writing, she has had at least 14 exes come and go over the years. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a29684699/taylor-swift-dating-boyfriend-history/
==Lyrics:==
===Verse 1:===
You're on the track with a goddess; better show some respect.
They say Sparks Fly whenever I'm upset…
This is my M.E.R.B. monologue, where I'll be speaking bluntly:
My sharp lyrics cutting deep like Knives, I'll fell your freaking Plumtree!
Well, I'm going after you for hella more than just a buck, man,
And keep your useless gaming trivia; I don't give a Puck, Man!
You hit it big with hipsters; all the lonely Starbucks-lovers,
But your movie Sex Bob-ombed, with Super-bad box office numbers!
Ask a certain other Scot whose talent everybody came here for;
Taking full ownership of this sick beat, I'm striking major chords!
You'd best know you're in trouble when I dubstep on the stage:
Inducing Infinite Sadness, I'll lock this rat up in a cage!
You're no true man, Scott; you're a rotten Apple: one I protest openly.
Attack me all you want; the drama only fuels my poetry!
Your Precious Little Life story looks set for a tragic turn,
Because to me, the whole damn thing's just six lame picture-books to burn!
Roasting this prick was Red-hot fire on my part; I keep the pressure,
Making sure that you can never, ever get it back together… like, ever!
===Verse 2:===
Wanna get with me now, Frankenstein? Being dead's where you belong,
'Cause you're a bigger Loser than the Scientologist who wrote your songs!
The Grammys, Billboard and the Guinness books attest: I'm making history;
An artful Amazon who's dissing you with prime delivery!
===Verse 2:===
The old Taylor'd never yield to that two-by-four-bit display,
But since she can't come to the mic now, I guess it's your lucky day…
===Verse 3:===
Oh, not so fast; you aren't Out of the Woods, but at their deepest point:
You see, this ain't a fairy tale, and like a different-colored "Horse",
All those who'd play with me should know the terms of what they're falling for!
===Verse 4:===
Yeah, in seventh grade; it was a phase: I had a thing for bad boys.
Plus, he barely paid me mind; was always busy with his wack toys!
===Verse 5:===
Oh, it's not over; of my exes, you'll be fighting six more soon,
And our relationship can't bloom until the lot of them are finished!
===Verse 6:===
Come on; you've never been and never will be good enough for me!
===Verse 7:===
Oh, what's the matter; are you scared?
===Verse 8:===
You signed off your last with me on top, and think that scores you credit,
But as Robin, you left less of an impact than Gordon-Levitt!
===Verse 9:===
That was milk you just drank, dude.
===Verse 11:===
Exes, you mean.
Hey, go get bent!
===Verse 12:===
Methinks I should take a swing here; you two ain't on equal ground.
We've got Bad Blood now, babe; in fact, I liked you better wheelchair-bound!
Have you told Carmen Sandiego here about our college drama?
I've seen Benders with more eloquence than you on Futurama!
===Verse 13:===
So, then, you don't mind that I've been with girls?
Well, good, because you'll have to.
Too late; the twins are on their way to whack you!
===Verse 14:===
Well, let's just say it's complicated.
===Verse 15:===
Well, I'm sorry, but I now must go; my true beloved needs me…
===Verse 16:===
Oh, Loki, you're the greatest!
===Verse 17:===
You are?
From what I saw, my savior was that freaky, floating vampiress!
You don't get credit for that kill, and so I won't give myself up,
Until you prove your battle-skill against my secret eighth ex!
===Verse 18:===
…Although I didn't think it could happen in my Wildest Dreams, you've won;
My gauntlet gambit failed, I've no choice but to let you have your fun!
===Verse 19:===
Dude, that psycho just violated me; I'm battered, bruised and bleeding!
Plus, were we to truly date, there's not a doubt it would be fleeting.
After all, I'm only here as warmup for your featured duel,
As promised in the title; now, that gig's complete: I'm out, you fool!