Pennywise

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Pennywise is a strange entity from the popular horror film It, originally released in 1980 or some shit. The Pennywise everyone thinks of, however, is from the more recent adaptation of It. Everyone and their mother wants to fuck that adaptation, and, frankly, it disturbs me. Facts about this fucker include, 
* He has no ballsack, despite being a clown, and usually having one. A clown's balls usually weigh 80-90 pounds, sometimes 150-300 pounds, depending on the weight of the clown. Overweight clowns have bigger balls, and underweight clowns have smaller, more normal sized balls. However, Pennywise completely lacks a ballsack.
* He might be 1 inch tall, like most clowns. His car definitely is.
* His nipples are quite long, abnormally long. Last measured July 5th, 2013, they appeared to be about 54.5 feet long. After a few years they have grown considerably longer, and are now presumed to be about 60 feet long.
* Nobody knows if he has a clussy or a clock. And I don't mean the type that tells time, apparently there's another kind.
* His pubes suck. They just fucking suck.
* The 1980's version of him has many different features to the 2017 version. A highly noticeable difference is his ballsack, which he does have, however it is quite small. This is unusual for a clown, as only underweight clowns have normal sized ballsacks. This may allude to 80's Pennywise not even being a clown. He could just be a pregnant spider for all we know.
* He sucks.
* If you wanna fuck Pennywise, you're probably weird. And that's coming from me.thumb|120x120px
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