Bzermikitokolok

Bzermikitokolok is the leader of Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen.
==Biography==
===Living in Knowhere===
Bzermikitokolok is a resident of Knowhere and the leader of a band, comprising of him, Kortolbookalia, Sliyavastojoo and Phloko. When the Guardians of the Galaxy acquired Knowhere from the Collector, Bzermikitokolok became acquainted to the group as the group strived to make Knowhere livable once more.
====Celebrating Christmas====
Bzermikitokolok learnt of the holiday called Christmas from another planet called Earth, and decided to write a song about Christmas and Santa Claus. As he and his band performed the song in front of Star-Lord and other residents of Knowhere, Star-Lord remarked that many parts of the song were in fact false, including the lore of Santa Claus.
====Performing with Kevin Bacon====
Later, Kevin Bacon, a prominent Hollywood actor from Earth, was taken to Knowhere as a Christmas present for Star-Lord. After he decided to stay on Knowhere for a longer period of time to really show the people there what it means to be celebrating Christmas, he and Bzermikitokolok’s band performed a song together, whilst the Guardians of the Galaxy exchanged presents to each other. Bzermikitokolok watched as Kevin Bacon hugged the Guardians and left Knowhere, returning back to Earth.
====Attack on Arête Laboratories====
Months later, Bzermikitokolok played cards with Kraglin Obfonteri, the Broker, Gridlemop, Steemie Blueliver, Howard the Duck, and Cosmo, who was constantly complaining about how Obfonteri called her a bad dog, frustrating the group. Soon after, Bzermikitokolok was with Cosmo when the Hell Spawn of the High Evolutionary began to invade Knowhere, however, Bzermikitokolok and several civilians were protected by Obfonteri, who learned to use the Yaka Arrow, and Cosmo.
==Relationships==
===Allies===
*Bzermikitokolok and the Knowheremen - Bandmates and Friends
**Kortolbookalia
**Sliyavastojoo
**Phloko
*Guardians of the Galaxy
**Rocket
**Kraglin Obfonteri - Friend
**Groot
**Cosmo - Friend
**Adam Warlock
**Phyla
**Blurp
*Peter Quill/Star-Lord
*Drax the Destroyer
*Mantis 
*Nebula
*Steemie Blueliver - Friend
*Orloni Peddler
*Hoobtoe
*Xlomo Smeth
*Ssssaralami
*Kunza
*Kevin Bacon - Former Bandmate
*Broker - Friend
*Howard the Duck - Friend
*Gridlemop - Friend
*Star Children
**Latti
===Enemies===
*Hell Spawn
**Behemoth †
==References==
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Category:Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 Characters
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