Colins Crushers

Colins Crushers are a professional hockey team based out of Evergreen, Alberta, Canada. They are members of the Edwards Leagueof the GHL.
==Franchise History==
After years of picking pop and beer cans along the ditches of Alberta's Highway 11, Colin Parada finally gathered together enough money to start his own hockey club, the Crushers. The name came from his many years of crushing cans so he could fit more in his shopping cart.
Parada searched the Alberta penal system for the brightest young stars he could find.
With the proceeds of the first 2 tickets sold to their inaugural game, Parada then proceeded to bathe, clip off excess body hair and buy his first suit.
Well groomed and read to start his new career, Parada concentrated on making sure the Crushers were a well oiled machine.
====Season 1====
The first regular season found the Crushers at the top of the league heading into the playoffs. Like a free square on the bingo card, the Crushers swept an AI team to move onto the second round where they faced the Eagles. The Eagles, primarily made up of 6th graders, were no match for the Crushers. Signs the Crushers fans made up consisted of "See You Next Year When You Have Pubes" and "A Wet Bed In The Morning IS Normal!".
The final game pitted Jack Flash against the Crushers. Not wanting to be emotionally involved with the games, Flash owner Jack Dewald and Crushers owner Colin Parada escaped to Cuba. Unfortunately they had to take their wives and Eldonsreallydecentguys owner Eldon Spears. Parada and Dewald felt sorry for Spears and asked him to tag along, as long as he buys drinks. 
Tied up going into Game three, Crusher owner Parada searched all over Havana for a VooDoo doll but all he found was a hangover. Sorrow followed that night as the Flash defeated the favored Crushers. After shaking hands with Flash owner Dewald and congratulating him on his victory, Parada is quoted as saying "Stupid Jack."
====Season 2====
===Captaincy===
Season 2 - Jan 2009 - Present - After shitting the bed in the post season, Trinkle was the first to be traded. "Leaders lead and losers get traded" said Parada after the trade. Maximo Deschambeault was signed as a free agent at the start of Season 2 and was handed the captaincy. "We wanted to sign a player that used almost every letter of the alphabet in his name and then throw another C in there for extra measure" Parada said after being asked "Why Mad Max?"
Season 1 - Oct 2008 - Jan 2009 - Quintin Trinkle was signed as a free agent on October 24th, 2008. Trinkle brings 12 years of experience in the GHL to the Crushers. The Crushers look to Trinkle to mold the youth that has been drafted into this organization. Trinkle's hobbies include quilting and needlepoint.
===Head Coaches===
Season 1 - Oct 2008 - Present - Lanny Elvin has coached in the GHL for 5 Seasons. His 6th season brings him to the Crushers. Elvin has a great way of showing younger players the fine art of the game of hockey. Now that he is off the sexual predators list, Elvin is ready to start a new chapter in his life.
===Retired Numbers===
None
==Our New Home==
Below is a picture of the CrusherDome. Currently holding 15,000 seats, the CrusherDome has the ability to incorperate up to 22,000 seats. The CrusherDome also houses a small mall with 50 stores including a Tim Hortons, allowing you to grab a coffee and warm up in the Arena portion when some stupid retard forgets to turn the heat on at least 2 hours before game time.
The CrusherDome is also home to the Crusher Casino and Family Fun Centre. While the kids frolic in the ball pit and play games, Mom & Dad can blow their college fund in the Casino.
Just down from the Casino is Little Miss Crushers Hotel And Brothel. Nuff Said.
==Ticket Information==
Below is the seating chart for the Crusherdome. Please do not call Ticketmaster as they won't know what the hell you are talking about.
==Draft Picks==
Season 1 - John Mater - Mater was a prospect Director Of Scouting Leroy Fitzgerald has been watching for quite some time. Fitzgerald said "I really liked to watch his ass."
==Transactions==
Season 2 - March 11, 2009 - With the fall of two teams, Legion Of Doom and Milos Profiles due to inept managing, the Crushers picked up two players off free agency when those two teams disbanded. The Crushers added to their already strong defensive core Carter Ostaba and Garth Faucette.
Season 2 - February 10, 2009 -
Colins Crushers traded
Money: $0.00
Player: Cory Mendibles (67)
Player: Emmitt Gaisford (63)
Goalie: Dylan Eilderts (60)
To the Ice Bats
for
Money: $0.00
Player: Dustin Cauffman (67)
Player: Jan Wiggington (68)
Season 2 - February 1, 2009 -
Colins Crushers traded
Money: $465,000.00
Player: Manuel Beeghly (68)
Player: Bret Chestnutt (67)
To Jack Flash
for
Money: $0.00
Player: Vrba Huyard (66)
Season 2 - February 1, 2009 - 
Colins Crushers traded
Money: $0.00
Player: Herschel Carper (68)
Player: Quintin Trinkle (66)
To the Oilers
for
Money: $0.00
Player: Oscar Fennema (67)
Season 1 - November 30, 2008 - The Crushers traded under-acheiving whiny snot nosed loser Angel Brereton (66) to the Eagles for up and coming star Kasey Ligonis (65).
==Season-by-season record==
Last Records Update - March 5, 2009
Note: GP = Games played, W = Wins, L = Losses, T = Ties, OTL = Overtime Losses, Pts = Points, GF = Goals for, GA = Goals against
Season 	Tier	GP	W 	L	OTL	Pts	GF 	GA	Finish
Season 1	C 	38	34	3	1 	69 	177	51	1st
Season 2	C 	18	15	3	0 	30 	75 	18	
Playoff Record
Season 	Tier	GP	W	L	Pts	GF	GA	Finish	Round 1 	Round 2 	Round 3
Season 1	C 	7 	5	2	10 	24	14	2nd 	Won vs. AI 2-0	Won vs. The Eagles 2-0	Lost vs. Jack Flash 1-2
Season 2	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
==Trophies==
==Record Book==
Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records	Colins Crushers Team Season Records
Milestone 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	1 	34 	 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	1 	3 	 	 	 	 	
Most Overtime Losses (OTL) 	1 	1 	 	 	 	 	
Most Points (PTS) 	1 	69 	 	 	 	 	
Best Win Percentage (W%) 	1 	91% 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goal For (GF) 	1 	177 	 	 	 	 	
Least Goals Against (GA) 	1 	51 	 	 	 	 	
Most Power Play Goals (PPG) 	1 	101 	 	 	 	 	
Best Power Play Percentage (PP%) 	1 	32% 	 	 	 	 	
Best Penalty Kill Percentage (PK%) 	1 	87% 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shots For (SHT) 	1 	1496 	 	 	 	 	
Least Shots Against (SHT AGT) 	1 	633 	 	 	 	 	
Best Face Off Percentage (FO%) 	1 	58% 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	# 	 	 	 	 	 	
Wins (W) 	34 	 	 	 	 	 	
Losses (L) 	3 	 	 	 	 	 	
Overtime Losses (OTL) 	1 	 	 	 	 	 	
Win Percentage (W%) 	91% 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goal For (GF) 	177 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goals Against (GA) 	51 	 	 	 	 	 	
Power Play Goals (PPG) 	101 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots For (SHT) 	1496 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots Against (SHT AGT) 	633 	 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	
Games Played (GP) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	22 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	19 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	1 	3 	 	 	 	
Most Shots Against (SA) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	379 	 	 	 	
Most Goals Against (GA) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	31 	 	 	 	
Best Goals Against Average (GAA) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	1 	1.06 	 	 	 	
Most Saves (SV) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	348 	 	 	 	
Best Save Percentage (SV%) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	1 	92.5 	 	 	 	
Most Shut Outs (SO) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	1 	11 	 	 	 	
Most Goals (G) 	2 Tied 	1 	0 	 	 	 	
Most Assists (A) 	Dylan Eilderts 	1 	2 	 	 	 	
Most Penalties In Minutes (PIM) 	2 Tied 	1 	0 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Games Played (GP) 	Dylan Eilderts 	22 	 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Dylan Eilderts 	19 	 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	3 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shots Against (SA) 	Dylan Eilderts 	379 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goals Against (GA) 	Dylan Eilderts 	31 	 	 	 	 	
Best Goals Against Average (GAA) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	1.06 	 	 	 	 	
Most Saves (SV) 	Dylan Eilderts 	348 	 	 	 	 	
Best Save Percentage (SV%) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	92.5 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shut Outs (SO) 	Dan Kwiatkowski 	11 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goals (G) 	2 Ties 	0 	 	 	 	 	
Most Assists (A) 	Dylan Eilderts 	2 	 	 	 	 	
Most Penalties In Minutes (PIM) 	2 Tied 	0 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	
Most Goals (G) 	Al Morar 	1 	25 	 	 	 	
Most Assists (A) 	Quintin Trinkle 	1 	46 	 	 	 	
Most Points (P) 	Quintin Trinkle 	1 	65 	 	 	 	
Best +/- 	Demarcus Richner 	1 	+21 	 	 	 	
Most Pentalties In Minutes (PIM) 	Rowton / Zakharov 	1 	52 	 	 	 	
Most Short Handed Goals (SHG) 	All Tied 	1 	0 	 	 	 	
Most Power Play Goals (PPG) 	Al Morar 	1 	17 	 	 	 	
Most Game Winning Goals (GWG) 	Alphonse Tocco 	1 	4 	 	 	 	
Most Overtime Goals (OTL) 	Tocco / Ligonis 	1 	1 	 	 	 	
Most Shots On Goal (SHT) 	Al Morar 	1 	202 	 	 	 	
Best Shooting Percentage (S%) 	Bret Chestnutt 	1 	35% 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Most Games Played (GP) 	9 Tied 	38 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goals (G) 	Al Morar 	25 	 	 	 	 	
Most Assists (A) 	Quintin Trinkle 	46 	 	 	 	 	
Most Points (P) 	Quintin Trinkle 	65 	 	 	 	 	
Best +/- 	Demarcus Richner 	+21 	 	 	 	 	
Most Pentalties In Minutes (PIM) 	Rowton / Zakharov 	52 	 	 	 	 	
Most Short Handed Goals (SHG) 	All Tied 	0 	 	 	 	 	
Most Power Play Goals (PPG) 	Al Morar 	17 	 	 	 	 	
Most Game Winning Goals (GWG) 	Alphonse Tocco 	4 	 	 	 	 	
Most Overtime Goals (OTL) 	Tocco / Ligonis 	1 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shots On Goal (SHT) 	Al Morar 	202 	 	 	 	 	
Best Shooting Percentage (S%) 	Bret Chestnutt 	35% 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	
Games Coached (GP) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	38 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	34 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	3 	 	 	 	
Most Overtime Losses (OTL) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	1 	 	 	 	
Best Winning Percentage (W%) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	91% 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Games Coached (GP) 	Lanny Elvin 	38 	 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Lanny Elvin 	34 	 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Lanny Elvin 	3 	 	 	 	 	
Most Overtime Losses (OTL) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	 	 	 	 	
Best Winning Percentage (W%) 	Lanny Elvin 	91% 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	1 	5 	 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	1 	2 	 	 	 	 	
Best Win Percentage (W%) 	1 	71% 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goal For (GF) 	1 	24 	 	 	 	 	
Most Goals Against (GA) 	1 	14 	 	 	 	 	
Most Power Play Goals (PPG) 	1 	12 	 	 	 	 	
Best Power Play Percentage (PP%) 	1 	20% 	 	 	 	 	
Best Penalty Kill Percentage (PK%) 	1 	88% 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shots For (SHT) 	1 	210 	 	 	 	 	
Most Shots Against (SHT AGT) 	1 	168 	 	 	 	 	
Best Face Off Percentage (FO%) 	1 	55% 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	# 	 	 	 	 	 	
Wins (W) 	5 	 	 	 	 	 	
Losses (L) 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	
Win Percentage (W%) 	71% 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goal For (GF) 	24 	 	 	 	 	 	
Goals Against (GA) 	14 	 	 	 	 	 	
Power Play Goals (PPG) 	12 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots For (SHT) 	210 	 	 	 	 	 	
Shots Against (SHT AGT) 	168 	 	 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	Season 	# 	 	 	 	
Games Coached (GP) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	7 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	5 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	2 	 	 	 	
Best Winning Percentage (W%) 	Lanny Elvin 	1 	71% 	 	 	 	
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Milestone 	Player 	# 	 	 	 	 	
Games Coached (GP) 	Lanny Elvin 	7 	 	 	 	 	
Most Wins (W) 	Lanny Elvin 	5 	 	 	 	 	
Most Losses (L) 	Lanny Elvin 	2 	 	 	 	 	
Best Winning Percentage (W%) 	Lanny Elvin 	71% 	 	 	 	 	
==Current Roster==
Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders 	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders 	Goaltenders 	Goaltenders
# 	 	Name 	Age 	Catches 	Acquired 	Place of Birth 	OA rating
72 	 	Lorenzo Ludeman	38 	L 	Season 2 via F.A.	Colchester, Ontario	78
37 	 	Fidel Angert 	20 	R 	Season 2 via F.A.	Agerton, Ontario 	68
Defensemen	Defensemen	Defensemen 	Defensemen	Defensemen	Defensemen 	Defensemen 	Defensemen
# 	 	Name 	Age 	Hand 	Acquired 	Place of Birth 	OA rating
85 	 	John Mater 	21 	R 	Season 2 via D.P. 	Skara, Sweden 	77
45 	 	Monroe Dunwoody 	19 	R 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Grunthal, Manitoba 	74
93 	 	Vrba Huyard 	19 	R 	Season 2 via trade 	Poprad, Slovakia 	74
84 	 	Carter Ostaba 	19 	L 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Invermere, British Columbia	73
40 	 	Tomas Winter "A"	33 	L 	Season 1 - via F.A.	Gaspe, Quebec 	72
88 	 	Pertti Culberth 	33 	L 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Hanko, Finland 	67
Forwards	Forwards	Forwards 	Forwards	Forwards	Forwards	Forwards 	Forwards 	Forwards
# 	 	Name 	Position	Age 	Hand 	Acquired 	Place of Birth 	OA rating
57 	 	Maximo Deschambeault "C"	C 	31 	L 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Royston, British Columbia 	87
90 	 	Jack Njie "A" 	RW 	24 	R 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Waldorf, Maryland 	79
5 	 	Humberto Naschke 	LW 	21 	L 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Fort Saskatchewan, Alberta	74
82 	 	Al Morar "A" 	LW 	25 	L 	Season 1 	Nacogdoches, Texas 	72
17 	 	Coy Ragar 	RW 	24 	R 	Season 1 via F.A. 	Muncie, Indiana 	72
9 	 	Alphonse Tocco 	LW 	21 	L 	Season 1 	White Fox, Saskatchewan 	71
27 	 	Dustin Cauffman 	C 	22 	R 	Season 2 via Trade 	Valparaiso, Indiana 	71
38 	 	Kasey Ligonis 	RW 	26 	R 	Season 1 - via Trade	Vermillion, Alberta 	70
41 	 	Sigurd Milholland 	C 	23 	R 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Ludvika, Sweden 	70
4 	 	Jan Wiggington 	C 	25 	R 	Season 2 via Trade 	Amos, Quebec 	70
90 	 	Oscar Fennema 	RW 	19 	R 	Season 2 via Trade 	Nigadoo, New Brunswick 	69
44 	 	Marlon Goza 	LW 	33 	L 	Season 2 via F.A. 	Ethelbert, Manitoba 	67
Prospects	Prospects	Prospects 	Prospects	Prospects	Prospects	Prospects 	Prospects 	Prospects
# 	 	Name 	Position 	Age 	Hand 	Acquired 	Place of Birth 	OA rating
4 	 	Levi Firkins 	C 	21 	R 	Season 1 	Ormstown, Quebec 	71
61 	 	Rudy Swallows 	RW 	26 	R 	Season 1 	Northampton, New Brunswick 	69
87 	 	Stuart Alkana 	RW 	25 	R 	Season 1 	Lindsay, Ontario 	69
60 	 	Jame Klosinski 	LW 	24 	L 	Season 1 	Qualicum Beach, British Columbia 	69
86 	 	Lenny Castlen 	C 	19 	L 	Season 1 	Newburgh, New York 	69
43 	 	Garth Faucette 	D 	21 	R 	Season 2 via F.A.	Preeceville, Saskatchewan 	68
64 	 	Valentin Masturzo	D 	34 	R 	Season 2 via F.A.	Delson, Quebec 	67
33 	 	Raphael Seckler 	D 	36 	R 	Season 2 via F.A.	Britannia Beach, British Columbia	66
Staff	Staff 	Staff 	Staff	Staff	Staff 	Staff 	Staff 	Staff
 	Name 	Position 	Age 	Hand 	Acquired	Place of Birth 	OA rating	
 	Colin Parada 	Owner/GM 	34 	 	Season 1	Eckville, Alberta 	 	
 	Lanny Elvin 	Head Coach	45 	 	Season 1	Duck Bay, Manitoba 	89 	
 	Mike Hunt 	Ass. Coach	43 	 	Season 1	Stauffer, Alberta 	 	
 	Fred Flarphenharphen	Ass. Coach	45 	 	Season 1	Rocky Mtn House, Alberta	 	
==All Time Crushers Player Stats==
In Alphabetical Order Of Last Name
Goaltenders 	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders	Goaltenders
Name 	Season 	GP 	W 	L 	SA 	GA 	GAA 	SV 	SV% 	SO 	G 	A 	PIM
Angert, Fidel 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	W 	L 	SA 	GA 	GAA 	SV 	SV% 	SO 	G 	A 	PIM
Eilderts, Dylan 	1 	22 	19 	2 	379 	31 	1.51 	348 	91.8 	5 	0 	2 	0
Totals 	 	22 	19 	2 	379 	31 	1.51 	348 	91.8 	5 	0 	2 	0
Name 	Season 	GP 	W 	L 	SA 	GA 	GAA 	SV 	SV% 	SO 	G 	A 	PIM
Kwiatkowski, Dan	1 	19 	16 	3 	254 	19 	1.06 	235 	92.5 	11 	0 	0 	0
Kwiatkowski, Dan	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	19 	16 	3 	254 	19 	1.06 	235 	92.5 	11 	0 	0 	0
Name 	Season 	GP 	W 	L 	SA 	GA 	GAA 	SV 	SV% 	SO 	G 	A 	PIM
Ludeman, Lorenzo	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Players 	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players	Players
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Alkana, Stuart 	1 	27 	6 	6 	12 	13 	10 	0 	3 	1 	0 	66 	9% 	65%
Alkana, Stuart 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	27 	6 	6 	12 	13 	10 	0 	3 	1 	0 	66 	9% 	65%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Beeghly, Manuel 	1 	38 	3 	8 	11 	20 	24 	0 	0 	0 	0 	10 	30% 	0%
Totals 	 	38 	3 	8 	11 	20 	24 	0 	0 	0 	0 	10 	30% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Carper, Herschel 	1 	24 	0 	9 	9 	9 	8 	0 	0 	0 	0 	16 	0% 	59%
Totals 	 	24 	0 	9 	9 	9 	8 	0 	0 	0 	0 	16 	0% 	59%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Castlen, Lenny 	1 	38 	9 	10 	19 	19 	10 	0 	0 	1 	0 	62 	14% 	61%
Castlen, Lenny 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	38 	9 	10 	19 	19 	10 	0 	0 	1 	0 	62 	14% 	61%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Cauffman, Dustin 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Chestnutt, Bret 	1 	17 	5 	0 	5 	9 	18 	0 	0 	1 	0 	14 	35% 	0%
Totals 	 	17 	5 	0 	5 	9 	18 	0 	0 	1 	0 	14 	35% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Deschambeault, Maximo	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Dunwoody, Monroe 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Ermakov, Modest 	1 	18 	5 	3 	8 	12 	6 	0 	0 	2 	0 	29 	17% 	47%
Totals 	 	18 	5 	3 	8 	12 	6 	0 	0 	2 	0 	29 	17% 	47%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Fennema, Oscar 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Firkins, Levi 	1 	23 	3 	3 	6 	2 	6 	0 	2 	0 	0 	44 	6% 	55%
Firkins, Levi 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	23 	3 	3 	6 	2 	6 	0 	2 	0 	0 	44 	6% 	55%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Gaisford, Emmitt 	1 	11 	5 	2 	7 	5 	4 	0 	0 	3 	0 	16 	31% 	42%
Totals 	 	11 	5 	2 	7 	5 	4 	0 	0 	3 	0 	16 	31% 	42%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Huyard, Vrba 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Klosinski, Jame 	1 	14 	1 	0 	1 	3 	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	25 	4% 	42%
Klosinski, Jame 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	14 	1 	0 	1 	3 	10 	0 	0 	0 	0 	25 	4% 	42%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Lehberger, Isiah 	1 	33 	12 	36 	48 	9 	32 	0 	9 	0 	0 	151 	7% 	62%
Totals 	 	33 	12 	36 	48 	9 	32 	0 	9 	0 	0 	151 	7% 	62%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Ligonis, Kasey 	1 	22 	11 	4 	15 	6 	10 	0 	8 	1 	1 	97 	11% 	0%
Ligonis, Kasey 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	22 	11 	4 	15 	6 	10 	0 	8 	1 	1 	97 	11% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Malamud, Stephen 	1 	24 	1 	4 	5 	4 	12 	0 	1 	1 	0 	25 	4% 	100%
Totals 	 	24 	1 	4 	5 	4 	12 	0 	1 	1 	0 	25 	4% 	100%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Mater, John 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Mendibles, Cory 	1 	33 	5 	4 	9 	9 	10 	0 	0 	3 	0 	37 	13% 	61%
Totals 	 	33 	5 	4 	9 	9 	10 	0 	0 	3 	0 	37 	13% 	61%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Milholland, Sigurd 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Morar, Al 	1 	38 	25 	11 	36 	13 	16 	0 	17 	3 	0 	202 	12% 	52%
Morar, Al 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	38 	25 	11 	36 	13 	16 	0 	17 	3 	0 	202 	12% 	52%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Naschke, Humberto 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Njie, Jack 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Ragar, Coy 	1 	14 	1 	4 	5 	9 	4 	0 	0 	0 	0 	17 	5% 	67%
Ragar, Coy 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	14 	1 	4 	5 	9 	4 	0 	0 	0 	0 	17 	5% 	67%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Richner, Demarcus 	1 	38 	0 	5 	5 	21 	26 	0 	0 	0 	0 	5 	0% 	0%
Totals 	 	38 	0 	5 	5 	21 	26 	0 	0 	0 	0 	5 	0% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Rissell, Ernest 	1 	38 	6 	11 	17 	18 	42 	0 	5 	1 	0 	38 	15% 	0%
Rissell, Ernest 	2 	8 	0 	0 	0 	0 	4 	0 	0 	0 	0 	4 	0% 	0%
Totals 	 	46 	6 	11 	17 	18 	46 	0 	5 	1 	0 	42 	14% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Rowton, Ricky 	1 	33 	3 	11 	14 	13 	52 	0 	1 	1 	0 	36 	8% 	0%
Rowton, Ricky 	2 	8 	0 	0 	0 	3 	6 	0 	0 	0 	0 	3 	0% 	0%
Totals 	 	41 	3 	11 	14 	16 	58 	0 	1 	1 	0 	39 	7% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Swallows, Rudy 	1 	38 	19 	17 	36 	8 	36 	0 	12 	3 	0 	159 	11% 	58%
Swallows, Rudy 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	38 	19 	17 	36 	8 	36 	0 	12 	3 	0 	159 	11% 	58%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Tocco, Alphonse 	1 	35 	21 	15 	36 	12 	28 	0 	15 	4 	1 	157 	13% 	46%
Tocco, Alphonse 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	35 	21 	15 	36 	12 	28 	0 	15 	4 	1 	157 	13% 	46%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Trinkle, Quintin 	1 	38 	19 	46 	65 	13 	28 	0 	14 	3 	0 	151 	12% 	59%
Totals 	 	38 	19 	46 	65 	13 	28 	0 	14 	3 	0 	151 	12% 	59%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Wiggington, Jan 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Winter, Tomas 	1 	38 	5 	10 	15 	17 	42 	0 	4 	1 	0 	31 	16% 	0%
Winter, Tomas 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	38 	5 	10 	15 	17 	42 	0 	4 	1 	0 	31 	16% 	0%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
Zakharov, Saveliy 	1 	38 	7 	15 	22 	16 	52 	0 	6 	1 	0 	47 	14% 	50%
Zakharov, Saveliy 	2 	9 	1 	2 	3 	5 	12 	0 	0 	0 	0 	7 	14% 	63%
Totals 	 	47 	8 	17 	25 	21 	64 	0 	6 	1 	0 	54 	14% 	56%
Name 	Season 	GP 	G 	A 	P 	+/- 	PIM 	SHG 	PPG 	GWG 	OTG 	SHT 	S% 	FO%
 	2 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
Coaches 	Coaches	Coaches	Coaches	Coaches	Coaches	Coaches	Coaches
Name 	Season 	GP 	W 	L 	OTL 	W% 	
Elvin, Lanny	1 	38 	34 	3 	1 	91% 	
Elvin, Lanny	2 	 	 	 	 	 	
Totals 	 	38 	34 	3 	1 	91% 	
==Recent News==
Season 2 - February 27, 2009 - Hoping for some divine intervention, the Crushers set up a throne for the Pope at a recent game against Eldonsreallydecentguys. The Pope seemed to enjoy the game and helped the Crushers to a 4-1 victory.
Season 2 - February 14, 2009 - Team Captain Maximo Deschambeault signed the Crushers up with the Make A Wish Foundation in early February. It didn't take long to get a request. Monty the monkey requested to practice with the Crushers once before being sent off to become glue or whatever they do with old mentally challenged monkey's.
Season 2 - February 3, 2009 - Knowing their team would be in tough against the Crushers, Jack Flash players took it upon themselves to sway the refs their way.
Season 2 - January 28, 2009 - The Crushers knew the Oilers goaltending was weak so the Crushers agreed to shoot beach balls instead of pucks. It did not help as the Crushers went on to defeat the Oilers 6-1.
Season 1 - December 12, 2008 - Crusher owner Colin Parada built the new Crusher Web Site. Parada was quoted as saying "I can't believe I did this, any retard can do it, even Jack!" Apparently by the picture, Jack does have a hard time with electronics.
Season 1 - December 7, 2008 - During a home loss against their rival Jack Flash, Crusher fans took out their frustrations on the referee. Referee Chong Wei stated "Lon gey soo mow tu chee" which loosely translated means I am gay. 
Season 1 - November 2, 2008 - At the Crushers home opener, loud chanting from outside drowned out the boisterous crowd inside chanting "Free The Bears, Free The Bears". Before the game, Crushers owner Colin Parada recruited two polar bears and gave them hockey sticks to see what would happen. PETA is investigating.
==Employment Oppritunities==
Locker Room Attendent - The Crushers are currently looking for a female locker room attendent. The applicant should be blonde, no taller than 5'6", weight around 115 lbs, have a bra size of 36DD and not easily disgusted by ball sweat. Please forward a photo to the Crushers Administrative Office.
==Crushers Shop==
All items below are available at the CrusherShop in the CrusherDome...if you can find it...
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