DHMIS vs MLP

Idk what to put here.
Beat: http://www.kustombeats.com/vip/dirty-south-beats/tower_low
== Battle ==
=== Twilight ===
Welcome to Equestria! Show Stoppers to make your clocks stop
Inflated ego-filled hot-aired heads like yours are surely ones to pop
=== Pinkie Pie ===
Your practical effects ruins any horror that it uptakes
Cook your rhymes up like raw chicken and bake you like my cupcakes
=== Rainbow Dash ===
A race against the clock, but the results will be anticlimactic
Wouldn’t waste ten seconds with you, I find more fun watching static
=== Twilight ===
You surely got us shocked, especially with your weird Padlock!
=== All ===
These clowns will be nothing than a wasteland 'cause these nursery rhymes are for Mock!
=== Yellow Guy ===
Wow, look, girl toys! They're lonelier than me
You’ll really be needing HELP if you try to beat us DHI-emcees
=== Bird Guy ===
I’ll squish these pesky fillies and then eat them up for lunch
Don’t even run away and cry, or these chicken’s I’ll have to munch
=== Red Guy ===
Stop mucking around, your personalities are wood stiff
Looks like there’ll be more logs in the trash bin by the end of this
=== All ===
The gorey lore driven force that break these ponies To The Core
Each time we beat you more and more to send you back to the drawing board
=== Rarity ===
There’s nothing tackier than what you call your digital fashion
=== Applejack ===
So end with this act, or we’ll knock you all the way to Manehattan
=== Fluttershy ===
You’re the real raw chickens, but I’d like to see you Cocka-try
=== Rainbow Dash ===
And we’ll be robbing Robin’s life when we take this to the skies!
=== Pinkie Pie ===
I’ll make that Pesky Birdie become cupcakes on this Part-
Beat stops for a moment
Nah, It`s not worthy...
=== Twilight Sparkle ===
We may be Little Ponies to you,
=== Rarity ===
But we ain’t afraid to get dirty
=== All ===
Stacking the hate with dead-lines. so cryptic messages we’d start crackin’
THIS IS IT! You're the less Ap-Pelling worst thing that could Happen!
=== Bird Puppet ===
You all spit Baked Bads! We can’t see any fashion behind Rarity’s door!
=== Red Puppet ===
These whines were a bore, I can’t stand them anymore, we’ll show you true gore
=== Yellow Puppet ===
We’ll make you our Minions, then serve these whinny whiners with oats
=== Red Puppet ===
Your Rule 34 is more appalling than your mistreatment of goats
=== Bird Puppet ===
We are going to miss this show, it’s watched by men without brains
=== Yellow Puppet ===
Then we’ll roast this marshmallow pony over King Malcom’s remains
Wow.
=== Red Puppet ===
Those raps were pretty boring,
=== Bird Puppet ===
we don’t mean to be rude
=== All ===
But your fan creations are abominations, a weirder side of YouTube!
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/122533/genres/gangsta-beats/two-face
=== Discord ===
I could say the same about you but that would make too much sense
You’ll need a “Kickstart” to your raps when I patronize this pamphlet
Forget your shock factor, I petrify ponies ‘til they’re stiff and white
But I’d love to see you try, so let’s put our creative differences aside
Spitting blue as flu and create a little grimdark genocide
I’m spreading more than just a Cough, though, better run away and hide
This was a piece of cake, but I doubt you have the guts to deal with the hell that is myself
But, why, why ruin a completely perfect portrait of yourself?
=== Notepad ===
Let's get creative! Not like your immoral pandemonium
Grab a bucket filled with ink and shove it down your brain and cranium
A tiny Glass of Water is your weight in gold and sprinkles
So slow it down my friend, ‘cause your “friendship attempts” are fickle
What can you see? If you open your mind, you’ll see your defeat
So learn to take an inside joke, ‘cause your humor is set in concrete
Your antics are like my facial expressions, never ever changing
I could hardly call you an inspiration; you're uncreative like green and Changelings
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfhs04SjJTU
=== Chrysalis ===
Go appease your king, sleaze, beating me will prove to be less than a breeze
I’ll hex, perplex and slice this pesky bee like a piece of cheddar cheese
I’m a criminal, subliminal individual, you’re naught but a butterfly, common
Show you the downside of love, when I come at you faster than the Secretariat Comet
Chrysalis disses with viciousness, you overdid the photosynthesis
Once again skinning this caterpillar with my Canterlot dissidence
This Day I’ll tell you that I’ll suck all your love to destroy
When I deploy my Changelings, run back to your special one, Roy!
=== Shrignold ===
Tryna battle me? This lonely bug’s an amorphous travesty
Your verse has more holes in it than you do in your anatomy
Metamorphous aborted failure fried like her skin in the sun
Your “invasion” is hardly a crisis; while your identity is one
Wedded failure, Mrs Dead? We can understand what you’re feeling
But compared to this ugly, weak freak, Michael seems more appealing
This victory’s rigged, welcome to our cult, Mrs Shrig-alis
Our only conditions is that you must most forcefully forfeit this
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImEBUWCYekM
=== Trixie ===
You wish to challenge The Great Trixie? I'll school you in rhyme and magic,
I'm sure that the loss of all of your lives in this duel will be abruptly tragic
Rapping you is time misused, my win’s a hat-trick I’ll produce
So it’s Time to Boast Bust you, but you’ve already got some screws loose
You’re jealous, ‘cause it seems better logic gets you pissed
This unicorn’s gifted; while you’re just like a cheap birthday gift
I can make this clock a Grandfather without needing Snips and Snails
I’m out, I don't have time for these unbearable major fails
=== Tony the Talking Clock ===
There's not enough time for me to stand that limerick
Fluttershy, grow up and quit that timorous gimmick
You're running out of time I suggest you lose quicker
Rainbow Dash, be honest, you're just a flank licker
You don’t fool me; your magic tricks needs work on their deception
Don’t be stupid, friendship’s just a construct of human perception
Tell Applejack this is cereal business, Trix are for kids, you’ll get smoked
When Tony pours a grrreat load of oats down your throat
Beat: https://www.shadowville.com/124583/genres/gangsta-beats/all-about-a-bag
=== Princess Luna ===
You’ve been graced with the presence of the Princess of the Night
Against mannequins that wouldn’t even startle Fluttershy
I’m truly a Night Mare, though I’ve turned the other cheek
Make this colt’s cult love me, like his name was Pipsqueak!-
=== Gilbert ===
DJ, spin the beat, just like how I spin around
Make an April Fool out of you without making a sound
I get you've been banished to the moon, but please calm down
I'll teach you a lesson on how to turn that frown all the way rou-
=== Nightmare Moon ===
You insentient foals! How dare you interrupt me!
What an error to participate in this event so buggy
You dropped the bar for your planet, while I raise the moon up high
I reckon you’re a bit jealous, I’m the Princess of the Night
I’ve stepped up my Luna Game, so it’s best if you forfeit
Have you glitched and screaming and leave your bodies distorted
You’re just Flying in Circles; my rap’s gravity is limitless
My door leads to success; and I don’t need to repeat this
=== Colin the Computer ===
Hello, my name’s Colin, a computery guy
Computing this bouts results with a blink of my eye.
Results: You’re the type to be banished to the blood moon
I'll need some info from you, my raps will pop this blue balloon
Go back to "horn play" with your sissy! You can't diss me!
Your rhymes miss me! Hands of missy! ...DON'T TOUCH MEEEEE!
It seems that Loony and her Pals will face a true fright!
‘gainst Sloan’s Pro Puppet army. Just call THIS your Nightmare Night!
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV71MEBP6ss
=== Can ===
Are you desperate? Cancellations where you’re headin’!
(Doo-doo-do-do-do) You’re even worse than your fandom!
=== Meat ===
Starting beef with meat? That will make your teeth go all grey!
No unhonest rumors will compare to the outcome of this fray
=== Both ===
You’re a “nightmare” to stand! We “can” not take these lun-y kiddie toys
One joke later and your fans are still middle aged boys!
=== Fridge ===
Your rhyme scheme seems to need some healthier alternatives
We’ll turn these horses into glue, throw them out like garbage
=== Diamond Tiara ===
I’m certainly “Filthy Rich”, but I’m most definitely not garbage!
Discarding devious scraps of food that make the rich like us go starving!
=== Silver Spoon ===
This Silver Spoon’s ‘bout to blow off your lid, but it seems you were born with it
So don’t talk about “fancy show-offs” when you are ones, you hypocrites
=== Spoon/Tiara ===
We’re royalty with loyalty here to Spoon-feed you the essential:
TOP STORY! Best thing since sliced bread? You winning is Confidential!
=== Babs ===
No spelling mistakes could match the accent of your ignorant selves
I’m raining on your parade; no cliffhanger to know that you fell
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/122635/genres/gangsta-beats/dark-knight
=== King Sombra ===
Corrupted; I’m toxic; locked in; mics; I rock them
Plan’s to control all of Equestria and there’s no way you will stop it
My heart’s pure crystal, while your gravelly core just fuels my rage
Haunt Crystal Ponies to this day while your fame is fading away
=== King Malcolm ===
Enough of your dabbling for I’ll leave you in shambles
Thou must feed me gravel, or my anger shall unravel
You’ve haven’t needed to prop yourself up, but the tables have been turned
As the scene closes for the credits, my legacy shall always burn
=== ???: ===
(MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY)
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/124604/genres/club-beats/easy-money
=== Lord Tirek ===
I am the centaur of attention, a godly entity
You’re just a janitor who smells of dead rats and gasoline
You’re reluctant on abducting me, I intimidate ‘til you cease to function
Is he friend or is he foe? Doesn’t matter, I’m a god of destruction
Failed Snuff film director posers ain’t even close to being horror
I damn you to Tartarus, where you’ll find true pain and torture
Sporadic spastic hacks won’t even dare to hold a hammer
You’re about to be Ti-rekt, and your manner fuels my anger
=== Money Man ===
This Mortal’s Kombat method sucks, go back to your brother Scorpan
So, fuck off, Kneesocks, or meet this garbage man’s garbage can
I’ll show you a twist when you’re tied down in your dad’s basement
You got banished by Skittle magic, then sent back to containment
Demented tongue twister twisted, you’re not an a grade wiz-kid
Heckling ponies with lack of friendship…? Oh, I’m so threatened!
So, feeling unlucky? Check the date: June the 19th (eeee)
There’s many lessons to learn, but you’re not invited to the party