Paperllamasunited

Born in rural south central Wisconsin, paperllamasunited ("llamas") spent his youth there, playing football and exploring the outdoors. He spent most of his young adult life living in La Crosse, WI, and Madison, WI, before moving to Kent, Ohio when he became the head coach of the Kent State Golden Flashes football team. He took the Central Michigan job when ImposterCauster left for North Carolina State. Despite some speculation that he'd leave the MAC for greener pastures in the P5, llamas has continually denied these reports, saying the only exceptions he'd make would be for the Kansas Jayhawks, Wisconsin Badgers, Michigan Wolverines, or South Dakota State Jackrabbits. With well-respected coaches cemented at these schools, it is unlikely he'll be moving on from CMU anytime soon.
Following missing out on an additional job as an assistant with the Detroit Lions of NFLHC, paperllamasunited was offered a small role with the Cleveland Browns as a scout for the 2018 season. He was hired to be the General Manager of the 2019 Baltimore Ravens.
== Season-by-Season CFBHC Records ==
Year 	Team 	Wins	Losses 	Bowl	Final CP Ranking	Notes
2018 	Kent State Golden Flashes 	3 	6 	N/A 	N/A 	Hired after the third game of the season
2019 	Central Michigan Chippewas	6 	7 	N/A 	N/A 	
2020 	Iowa Hawkeyes 	7 	4 	N/A 	N/A 	
Total	16 	17 	(all games)