Crazy kart

crazy kart is the second episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
CrazySponge: Today is a great day to play some Mayro Krat.
[He boots up his Nintendo Bitch and starts up the game, when he hears engines outside his window]
CrazySponge: Damn neighbors again. I gotta teach 'em a lesson.
[He goes outside to see an entire race track outside his house]
CrazySponge: What the actual fu-
[Mario grabs him and puts him in a kart]
Mario: Don’t-a ask any questions!
CrazySponge: But why is there-
Mario: What did I just-a say? Mamma mia… [he goes into his own kart]
Lakitu: Start your engines, bitches. The next race is about to start. 3… 2… 1… GO!
[All the karts go zooming across the race track]
CrazySponge: How do you know this is legal?
Mario: Hey, it isn’t illegal unless you get caught.
CrazySponge: Well you’re caught so it’s time for this race to be shut down.
Waluigi: WAA! What’s going on over here? I have a blue shell and I’m not afraid to use it!
CrazySponge: Waluigi, we’re in last place right now.
Waluigi: Oh.
CrazySponge: Also you’re not getting in Smash.
Waluigi: Shut up!
CrazySponge: You say that because you can’t handle the truth.
Mario: Anyway, you aren’t gonna shut this place down on my watch. And besides, Lakitu can’t know or else he’ll-
Lakitu: OR ELSE I’LL WHAT?
Mario: Y’know… that thing.
Lakitu: Oh yeah. [he pulls out a machine gun] PREPARE TO DIE BITCHES!
CrazySponge: o no
[Lakitu shoots his machine gun at the three and CrazySponge dies]
Mario: Mamma fucking mia!
[The goddamn end]
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