Farting and Talking Plotapath T-Shirts

Hanes T-shirts based on Plotapath characters from Class of 3000 and Hi-Tops Publishing.
== Phil the Farter ==
A marigold tee with Phil the Farter himself drinking a pineapple shake on it; when the pocket is pushed, it farts and says one of 6 phrases:
# (Phtttt!) Pineapple shakes get me all the time!
# (Phttttt!) Pull my finger and I'll do that again!
# (Phtttttt!) Yup, ya heard me!
# (Phttttttt!) My butt's explosive!
# (Phtttttttt!) Papa taught me that.
# (Phttttttttt!) Whoops, excuse me!
== Madison the Vegan Farter ==
A chartreuse tee with Madison the Vegan Farter herself carrying cauliflower florets in her arms as well as the words "CAULIFLOWER POWERED" surrounding her; when the pocket is pushed, it farts and says one of 6 phrases:
# (Phtttt!) That's cauliflower-fueled!
# (Phttttt!) I've got vegan superpowers!
# (Phtttttt!) That's homegrown by me, Madison!
# (Phttttttt!) My vegan toots are for the win!
# (Phtttttttt!) I'm really, really proud to be scentless!
# (Phttttttttt!) My farts are for a great cause!
== Kim the Klown, World's Cutest Tooter ==
A periwinkle tee with Kim the Klown herself on it surrounded by the words "CUTIE PATOOTIE;" when the pocket is pushed, it farts and says one of 6 phrases:
# (toot!) I'll toot my way into your heart!
# (toot!) I'm just tooting my own clown horn!
# (toot!) Toots here and there mean giggles everywhere!
# (toot!) That makes me loosy-goosy!
# (toot!) My farts are the sweetest EVER!
# (toot!) Oopsie, that was just me!
== Kam the Klown, Super-Duper Tooter ==
A periwinkle tee with Kam the Klown himself on it surrouned by the message, "I'M A SUPER DUPER TOOTER;" when the pocket is pushed, it farts and says one of 6 phrases:
# (toot!) Just playing the music of the toot!
# (toot!) My toots are superior!
# (toot!) I'll help you at the pull of a finger!
# (toot!) I've got pull my finger power!
# (toot!) I'm powerfully responsible for pooting!
# (toot!) Windbreaking is victorious because farts are for winners!
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