Maybe It IS the Size That Counts

Maybe It IS the Size That Counts is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Get ready kids, it's a penis question!" [cheering]
===Question===
If the following mammals were comparing average erect penis length, which one would come up short, if you will?
===Choices===
1. gorilla 
2. elephant
3. man
4. rhinoceros
===Choices reading===
"The gorilla, the elephant, man, or rhinoceros?" 
===Choice Quotes===
1. "The gorilla is two inches long!"
2. "Five to six. Feet. Long. All I can say is, wow."
3. "Six inches. I always knew I was above average.
4. "He's two feet long and by the way, he's very horny.
===Answer Quote===
"'King Kong' my ass!"
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