Mario Pissing/Transcript

Story: Mario and the goomba are arguing about Mario urinating.
Dialog:
Mario: Time to take a piss.
Goomba: What the hell are you doing?
Mario: I'm taking a piss.
Goomba: Ok, but why aren't you jumping at me? That's what you're supposed to do.
Mario: I might do it fucking later.
Goomba: No, I'm a motherfucking enemy, you are supposed to jump at me.
Mario: Okey dokey then. Let me pull up my pants again first, and then maybe I'll jump on you.
Goomba: Maybe? MAYBE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!?! NO, JUMP ON ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!
Mario: Let me get my pants first.
Goomba: Ugh, fine.