Eugene Goldlover

== Overview ==
Eugene is the Adopted son of Mayor Arcaedo of Vegas Gold, and his favorite human. He's the biggest EDF fan ever, and always wants to be with them, no matter what.
He's usually wearing a little suit, but when casual he wears black shorts and T-shirts with suit decals on them.
== Simple Biography ==
Two meth-heads burst into the Hospital of Vegas Gold, screaming about their baby being born immediately, before the girl flops down on the floor and is escorted to the maternity ward.
A few hours after she gives birth, King Arcaedo himself waltzes into the hospital room and happily makes an announcement.
"ConGRAAADULATIONS! YOU just gave birth to VEGASGOLD's ONE BIIIIIIIIIILLIONTH RESIDENT!"
"Okay?"
"IT SURE IS! How much do ya want for him?"
"What?"
"Well I'm looking to buy the little scamp! How cool would it be to have the BILLIONTH kid as you, the king's, son?!"
"You can't have him. We're gonna pawn him off for some REAL money, Take your street performer ass outta here."
"R-... Real..? Whaddya mean REAL money? You know who I am right?"
The man stands up, cracking his neck and knuckles.
"Yeah, one of those men of gold motherfuckas that better get out before you get your ass kicked."
"Say, I don't remember shaking your hand after you graduated kindergarten. You're a tourist, aren't you?" Arcaedo replied.
The man threw a punch, and the distinct crack of his knuckles rang throughout the hospital room, as it collided with Arcaedo's face. The Doctor, sensing the impending brawl, promptly swiped the baby from the barely lucid mother and stood outside, peering in to watch.
Arcaedo snickered.
"Hye Heh! Okay. That was cool."
A hand of cards fell out of his glove into his hand, and he dropped them on the ground. 4 Men rose from them, and beat the SHIT out of the guy. Arcaedo stepped outside, and traded the Doctor a roll of hundreds for the baby, before casually recalling the cards, and tipping his crown, before walking through a portal to his suite.
== Abilities ==
Cuteness
Good knowledge of counting and economics
Pretty much full control over Arcaedo
Usually holding Arcaedo's hand (the group)
== Trivia ==
* Gene was gonna be a little shithead 12 year old, but it was ultimately decided he's more likable if he's a cute little kid.
* He's quite handsome for being a meth baby.
* He has Asthma.
*If Gene was an animal, he'd be a shrimp.
* Despite Arcaedo's blatant disregard for most common human things, he takes GREAT care of Gene on all fronts, not letting ANY servants except the Hand touch him.
* He's the only human shown to be actually loved by Arcaedo's hand, as they love coloring, watching TV, or playing with him.
* His favorite food is honey nut cheerios because of the commercial in 1992 with Sonic the Hedgehog. He doesn't even like Sonic that much.
== Gallery ==
Category:Minor Characters