Teletubby Burger

Teletubby Burger is an EVIL fast food restaurant that is exactly like Mario's Pizza except with Teletubbies and burgers. It is ranked #3716308207 on the list of most popular restaurants and everything made here is said to make people vomit every 2 minutes, have really bad diarrhea, and get severe Rainbowitis. There are many types of burgers, BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THEM UNLESS YOU'RE STUPID!!!! 
Teletubby Burger was founded in 2000 by Dipsy who was bored as all hell, so he opened up a burger joint with the intention of killing humans. He kinda succeeded as he killed 17 people as of today and dat number is 100% gonna rise soon. Of course Teletubbies can eat here no problem because it's self explanatory and the FDA tried to come after them but was beat up and vaporized by Tubbies who set up them the bomb.
== Menu ==
Item 	Description 	Price
Tiny Burger 	Small buns, small beef, small cheese and small lettuce. 	Un$1.19
Drink 	All sizes (small, medium, large, swimming pool) cost the same and you can only get Coke, Root Beer and Sprite. 	Un$3.49
Telefries 	Dipped in fat and then deep fried, heart disease risk go weeeeee!!!!! 	Un$5.99
Teleburger 	Standard burger with MOLDY buns, RAW beef, ROTTEN lettuce, disgusting pickle dipped in FAT and ketchup that's been EXPIRED for 5 YEARS!!! 	Un$10
Teleburger Deluxe 	Dry buns, UNDERCOOKED beef (at least better than RAW), fresh lettuce, MOLDY cheese, ketchup that's been EXPIRED for at least only 2 years and fresh mustard (huh?)	Un$11.49
LEET SWAG 	This is the only thing on the menu that will not kill you, very similar to a non-lethal Big Mac. 	Un$13.37
Lotsa Extra Dessert	Chocolate ice cream that Tinky Winky peed on and stuffed with POISON. 	Un$1,000
Telespecial 	2 poison patties, no cheese and Splaat instead, rotten lettuce and crispy onions. 	Un$9,001
Gigaburger 	Although not poisonous, it's so big you'll get a heart attack halfway through eating this! 	Un$50,000
Po Burger 	For the people that can afford this ONLY!!! They know they'll get killed if you're not satisfied so they put in the most expensive and fresh crap they have! 	Un$∞
== Trivia ==
There is no trivia. This place is crap.                                                                  
== Visit to Teletubby Burger ==
Don Johnson went to Teletubby Burger in 2013. He said he ordered a burger and he enjoyed it. But 2 minutes later, he PUKED OUT A GIANT VOMIT SIZE OF A POTATO VOLCANO! HE RAN OUT THE DOOR SCREAMING LIKE IT WAS ALL HELL! IN FACT, IT WAS ALL HELL!
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