Nitro-Freeze (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Nitro-Freeze written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Gingerbread Joyride".
==Plot==
(Back at Gingerbread Joyride, Crash and Spyro's gang are walking into the city where all the jellies are moving and jumping over to the pool. Candy stores and supermarkets are included.)
*Spyro: Wow, amazing.
*Crash: He he he.
*Tawna: This place smell like a actual gingerbread house.
*Coco: Doesn't ring a bell, isn't it?
*Crunch: *eat a marshmallow* Mmm, yummy marshmallow.
*Coco: Uh, Crunch? Where did you get the marshmallow from?
*Crunch: I just got it from one of the candy basket.
*Coco: Everything in here is made from the ground! And we're stepping on the candy.
*Crunch: Come on. It doesn't taste that bad. It taste like real candy.
*Sparx: *eat the candy corn* Tasty. It taste like a real candy corn.
*Spyro: Shouldn't have been a real popcorn with real movie theater butter.
*Tawna: Why are you eating when you're not suppose to?
*Coco: It doesn't taste that bad. Crunch and Sparx are right.
*Crunch: Try the candy.
*Tawna: Ugh. *eat the gum drops* Not bad. I would have rather throw it if it was dirt flavor added to the gum.
*Spyro: This is why you judge it after trying.
*Crash: *eat the cookies*
*Bianca: Don't eat too much of the sweets. Trust me, you'll explode like a balloon.
*Crash: Ah! *drop the cookies and ice cream bars.
*Crunch: When the spoon is full of sugar makes the medicine go down.
*Spyro: Did i just hear some racing noise?
*Coco: There's a race going on.
*Hunter: They must be having a Grand Prix on their own.
*Spyro: Let's go! There's a race match going on.
(At the racing stadium, Crash and Spyro's gang walk into the seats where they see Hasty, Yaya Panda and Rilla Roo racing on the track. The audience is all jellies and other candies on the stadium.)
*Crash: Woah!
*Spyro: So cool.
*Coco: They're all jellies?
*Crunch: The racers are animals.
*Hasty: *racing* Ha ha ha! I'll race ya with a high burst summit!
*Yaya: *racing* You better catch up.
*Rilla Roo: *racing* Ooh ooh ooh.
*Spyro: Whoa, look at the monkey with a kangaroo tail? I bet his parents were a monkey and kangaroo all along. Maybe he'll jump in the wilds like Sheila.
*Coco: Wait, i know who that is?
*Spyro: The moose? The panda?
*Tawna: That must be Rilla Roo!
*Spyro: What? He's racing with the animals? No way!
*Aku Aku: That must be it. He is right there in the race.
*Tawna: He'll meet him at the end of the race.
(Hasty reaches 1st place, Yaya Panda reaches 2nd as Rilla Roo reaches third. As the race is over, the jellies came to celebrate and get their autographs from the three racers.)
*Jelly Announcer: This just in! It been a very big race. Hasty reaches first place as hypersonic! Yaya Panda reaches second like a speed beast and Rilla Roo from the Neon Circus ended up being last in third place. Great game you guys.
*Hasty: Ha ha ha. We're you waiting for me to finish?
*Jelly #1: We love you Hasty!
*Jelly #2: I got a chocolate statue on my backyard.
*Hasty: Oh great. Someone build a ice sculpture out of me last Christmas.
*Jelly #3: I made cookies with your face on it.
*Hasty: Made of sugar cookies. I like it.
*Coco: Hey! Big fans.
*Hasty: Big fans? You must have came from the wrong place.
*Crunch: Come on man, we just got here.
*Spyro: You sure do have a great line-up of racers.
*Hasty: Oh thank you. They're one in a kind. Racing up for our Grand Prix this Christmas at the end of the year.
*Aku Aku: Yaya?
*Yaya: Aku Aku, is that you?
*Crash: Ah!
*Yaya: Hey, Crash. It's good to see you. I haven't seen you for a long time since our last racing tournament.
*Aku Aku: You must be working with Hasty.
*Yaya: Oh yeah. He's working right there and signing autographs for everyone.
*Hasty: *sign autographs to his jelly fans* Here you go and one for you.
*Jelly #3: Thank you Hasty.
*Jelly #4: I'm going to squeeze tonight.
*Hasty: Let the Christmas spirit freeze to your heart.
*Jelly #4: Hey.
*Hasty: Sorry about that. Have a Holly Jolly Christmas then.
*Jelly #4: Fine.
*Aku Aku: Hello Hasty.
*Hasty: What the? Did a floating mask just talk to me.
*Aku Aku: Hi, i'm Aku Aku from the Wumpa Islands. You seem to have a member that belong to their original owners.
*Hasty: Uh, let's have this private talk after the aftermath party.
*Aku Aku: Uh, okay. We'll see about that.
*Hasty: I will be talking to your friends in five minutes.
*Aku Aku: In a private area, i dare you.
*Hasty: I'm warning you.
(After the race, Crash and Spyro's gang hang out with Hasty's gang at the bridge with a river)
*Hasty: Nice place, huh?
*Aku Aku: How did the race do for you guys?
*Hasty: It was so beautiful.
*Yaya: I raced like fine bamboos.
*Rilla Roo: Ooh ooh ooh.
*Coco: *wave at Rilla Roo*
*Aku Aku: Okay, now where were we? You seem to have a member from your group that originally came from the Neon Circus at Von Clutch's MotorWorld.
*Hasty: I hear. Everyone have been talking about it.
*Spyro: Rilla Roo is suppose to go back to the Neon Circus where his fans are waiting to celebrate Christmas on the circus tent.
*Yaya: What? You're wild.
*Hasty: Excuse me?
*Tawna: We're not trying to sound rude. Rilla Roo belong to the Neon Circus. The news was just talking about him in the morning.
*Hasty: Oh no no no. You can't do that. Uh uh, that monkey hybrid belong to our side.
*Spyro: Huh? What will his fans say about him? They'll be worried like not having a paid fee of gems in Dragon Shores.
*Hasty: Rules are always rules. My ancestors build this place with love. When i was a baby, i wanted to set up my own line-up of racers. Here we are right now. I have Yaya Panda, the speed brain and Rilla Roo, the wacky funky monkey of our team.
*Tawna: Whoa whoa whoa, you don't get it. You're actually stealing a member from the circus.
*Hasty: There is no circus on the joyride. Never ever in a hundred of years.
*Hunter: Dude, that's harsh. You even act like a felony of yourself.
*Hasty: The neighbors are watching you.
*Spyro: What? *see the jellies looking at him*
*Hasty: I do not like fights on my land.
*Baby T.: *growls at Hasty*
*Hasty: Whoa, what is this giant lizard doing at my place?
*Coco: This dinosaur came right out of his own time.
*Hasty: I thought they died from a giant rock in space. Or was it a meteor strike?
*Spyro: We need to make some arrangements.
*Hasty: Oh, yes. Come over to my gingerbread house.
*Tawna: You have a home made of gingerbread?
*Hasty: Uh huh. Made of gingerbread cookies. Come on in.
*Spyro: Whatever you say.
(At Hasty's house, the gang chill out in the living room as Hasty draw on the drawing board of his map of the place)
*Hasty: This is what i like to call home.
*Yaya: Home is where the heart is.
*Hasty: What are you guys doing for the holidays?
*Coco: We need to set up a race.
*Hasty: A race? We got a Grand Prix coming up as Chick and Stew just gave us a call last night.
*Spyro: Your place is freezing like the air is low.
*Hasty: Oh, i got something for all of you guys and you're going to like it very much.
*Tawna: Is it a fashion show?
*Hasty: Nope. Very special clothes to try on.
*Tawna: Oh wow. I wonder what we get?
(In the dressing room, Crash is dressed as a reindeer, Tawna is dressed in winter clothes to resemble a mama, Baby Coco in his Rabbit PJ, Baby Crash in his Monster PJ, Coco as a elf and Spyro in his space suit.)
*Hasty: Ta da! Some of you guys may like your clothes. But they really suit on you.
*Spyro: Ha ha ha. Flying in space.
*Tawna: I look like a mama.
*Coco: Aw, you'll be a great babysitter for the babies.
*Baby Crash: *laugh at Tawna*
*Tawna: Ugh, i should i been hanging out with the Nitro Squad.
*Crunch: You have Baby Coco as well.
*Baby Coco: *laugh and play with her phone*
*Baby T.: *cuddle on Tawna*
*Tawna: Okay, that's good enough.
*Yaya: Do the reindeer.
*Crash: *fly like a reindeer*
*Spyro: Hey, he's doing it. *fly* Ha ha ha.
*Crash: Wee-haw! *crash on the wall*
*Hasty: Oh. Nice try.
*Spyro: I'll be hooking on a feeling. *crash on the wall* Ow, what am i looking at?
*Hasty: Great fashion looks. I really wish i can dress up for the spirit. Ooh, maybe i can dress something that keep the cold down.
(Outside, Hasty is seen dressed in his blizzard rider suit with everyone at the park)
*Hasty: How do i look?
*Coco: You look great.
*Hasty: I could be riding on the mountain if it was set in Alaska.
*Crunch: Think you can smash the ice in one second?
*Hasty: I don't think i can do that. I'll be hitting like a madmen.
*Spyro: Do you mind lifting into outer space?
*Hasty: Oh....no no no. I wouldn't send a space moose into space.
*Yaya: Why are you dressed like that?
*Sparx: Should you wear something natural?
*Spyro: This is natural. I got my space suit on.
*Tawna: You need a Christmas-themed look.
*Spyro: What? It look perfect on me.
*Hasty: Use a form you really want for the holidays. Something icy, something snow.
*Spyro: Okay, you asked for it. *transform into his winter guardian form*
*Hunter: Whoa!
*Bianca: Did he just?
*Coco: Wow, that form look so amazing.
*Spyro: I am the winter guardian of the Polar Pass!
*Sparx: You should be the winter guardian of the Ice Cavern of the Peace Keepers.
*Spyro: I'm going to be on frozen solid.
*Hasty: Amazing, wonderful, fantastic.
*Spyro: Just trying to make you proud.
*Hasty: Anything you ask, just give me a call.
*Coco: You used to remind me of that moose character from a old Thanksgiving book.
*Hasty: Ha ha, very funny. I used to have a friend of mine named Fasty. He was just like me. Speaking of you guys, i have heard all about the Wumpa Islands.
*Coco: You know the Wumpa Islands?
*Spyro: What about us?
*Hasty: You came from another world. Back in 1999, you guys were suppose to race with my friend. Unfortunately, he died in a jet crash, unable to make his way to the island you guys were. In the end, Chick and Stew have to hire a wacky jumpy kangaroo maniac just to mess up the charts of the race when a alien came to our world to race for the trophy.
*Spyro: I guess Fasty would be resting in peace.
*Hasty: We build a memorial for him. This is why we continue to race to remember our friend Fasty.
*Tawna: Today is going to be a great day for us.
*Hasty: First of all, you're going to have to practice your kart racing skills. We got a big Grand Prix coming up. So we make sure we got our nitro speed going just in case we lose.
*Spyro: It's always a pleasure. Right Crash?
*Crash: *thumbs up*
*Hasty: Great. Let's get to racing.
(Crash and Spyro's gang race in the racing tracks to practice racing. Spyro, Yaya and Rilla Roo are on their own, setting up a track to practice racing in.)
*Spyro: If i saw the sign, this is where i'm going to drag and put up the lights.
*Yaya: This is going to be Rilla Roo's first Grand Prix. I'm so excited.
*Spyro: So does me.
*Rilla Roo: Ooo ooo ooo.
*Yaya: Have you ever race before?
*Spyro: I did. I race with many creatures and race with the karts.
*Yaya: Just making sure you don't crash a singe bump of a rock.
*Spyro: We're good to go.
*Yaya: Let's do some slow racing. Like a test.
*Spyro: Okay, if you say so.
*Rilla Roo: Ooh?
(Spyro, Yaya and Rilla Roo slowly drive their karts in a circle)
*Spyro: Fresh and quiet.
*Yaya: This is how practice works.
*Rilla Roo: Ooh, ah.
*Spyro: Practice makes perfect.
*Yaya: Eh, i wouldn't mind making a perfect race track of a goal.
*Spyro: It doesn't have to be on that way.
*Yaya: Do you want it to be serious?
*Spyro: How come? Imagine racing on speed run. *drive fast*
*Yaya: Wait up! *drive fast*
*Rilla Roo: *drive fast and make monkey noises*
*Spyro: Pump up the game!
*Yaya: I'm a bear!
*Spyro: Zoom zoom zoom.
*Yaya: Ha ha ha. How about we try to test our skills in the other racing park?
*Spyro: That would be cool, tho.
*Yaya: Let's go.
*Rilla Roo: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Spyro: Rilla Roo is pretty much excited. He can't wait.
*Yaya: So does the blue sky.
(The background song "All That She Wants" by Ace of Base plays. Crash and Coco drive around the track with Crunch preparing the karts' wheels. Tawna babysit Baby Crash and Baby Coco in the gingerbread house as Bianca use some magic to make a snowman with Hunter training some target shooting by using bow arrows to shoot. Hasty use his snowboard to ride all the way down to the mountain as Spyro, Yaya and Rilla Roo are still in the park, riding their karts by drifting, driving around in circles, boosting up and going up the ramps. Spyro, Yaya and Rilla Roo then race each other through the other side of the park as Spyro reaches first place, laughing with all of his friends of a good race they have done. The background song end and at the lake, the gang reunited together and have a picnic by eating s'mores together.)
*Crunch: S'mores. S'mores everywhere.
*Hasty: Chew Wee Boi! That's my kind of snack.
*Spyro: Mmm, yummy cookie sandwich.
*Tawna: They're s'mores.
*Spyro: S'mores? They call it s'mores like more suns?
*Tawna: It's what they called a cookie sandwich with chocolate and marshmallows.
*Spyro: Sweet.
*Coco: What kind of cracker does it taste like?
*Crunch: It's a honey grand bar.
*Coco: Ooh, nice. Taste like a honey grand bar too.
*Hasty: I'm getting used to eating the wonderful Christmas cookies for the night.
*Bianca: This give me the chills.
*Yaya: How about we use sushi to make a sandwich out of candies and make candy sushi? Would it be amazing to see them come to life?
*Hasty: I would love it like regular noodles.
*Rilla Roo: *eat the marshmallows*
*Baby T.: *eat the honey grand bars* Rawr.
*Baby Crash and Baby Coco: *play with their candy canes*
*Spyro: Aw, the babies are so cute.
*Crash: Ooh.
*Spyro: Where did they came from? Are they like adopted?
*Coco: They came right out of time.
*Spyro: How did they came out of time?
*Coco: I accidentally open up a portal to their world in which they jumped off in with their dinosaur baby.
*Baby T.: He he he.
*Crunch: We're going to be flying high like pigeons.
*Spyro: We're glad that we found Rilla Roo on our way.
*Hasty: He's the best racer on the team. Trust me, he can ride through seven boosts in a single race.
*Coco: I almost went through a time trial and beat my high score.
*Crunch: N. Tropy is like the fastest racer in the world. Nobody can beat his time score.
*Coco: I'm amazed how one of Cortex's minions have the best time than all of the racers?
*Crunch: We're balanced.
*Spyro: That doesn't stop us from racing.
*Hasty: You can get a free candy cane anytime you wish.
*Spyro: Thanks a bunch.
*Coco: A wumpa fruit keep the lab assistant away.
(At the CTR TV station, Chick and Stew are reading the scripts on their desk as the chickens prepare everything they need for their show)
*Chick: The holiday sales are going up the charts.
*Stew: We'll be rocking with our Cyber Monday sales.
*Chick: Uh, Cyber Monday is already over.
*Stew: What? What about Black Friday?
*Chick: Done too. Only last one day at the end of November.
*Stew: Dang, i always miss out of this type of sales stuff.
*Chick: Oh, i heard that the movie Slappy Feet staring Penta and Gurin Penguin has been a big success at the box-office. It will be getting a sequel in 2011.
*Stew: I heard the penguins may be off the streets, dancing to one of the songs.
*Chick: I'm hooked up to doing tap-dancing on the stage.
*Stew: Penta has been practicing his dance moves during at the studio.
*Chick: I'm smooth as cold stone.
*Stew: My hair is looking fine tonight.
*Chicken Reporter: Chick! Stew! You won't believe what i found on the GPS?
*Chick: A new Wumpaphone?
*Stew: A new hairstyle for me?
*Chicken Reporter: No. We finally found Rilla Roo's location. He must be hanging out with the animals at Gingerbread Joyride. We should be setting up the race there.
*Chick: Oh boy, we better go right now.
*Stew: Rilla Roo from the Neon Circus has been found! Let's go meet up with Rilla Roo!
*Chick: Easy coming.
(Back at Gingerbread Joyride, the gang is watching the lake with icebergs floating in the water)
*Spyro: Ah, this is the life.
*Hasty: It's that time of year.
*Spyro: I love it here.
*Hunter: I thought we already have a home.
*Hasty: You guys really rock the snow.
*Bianca: It's all good.
*Sparx: Ooh, i'm freezing.
*Coco: The cold doesn't stop us til' the warm weather is up.
(A bunch of helicopters came with the chickens along with Chick and Stew arriving to see the gang)
*Chick: We finally found you!
*Coco: What? Where were we?
*Stew: You found Rilla Roo.
*Hasty: Oh, he's doing fine. He's with us.
*Chick: I may be thinking about doing a Grand Prix here.
*Hasty: That's what you have been saying a few days ago.
*Stew: We're about to get the race going in Gingerbread Joyride.
*Chick: Everyone on Earth is invited.
*Crunch: Thank god.
*Hasty: We must prepare the karts.
*Coco: We have simple karts like common ones.
*Hasty: I have unique one for you.
*Chick: Oh boy, you're going to love these karts. We're also going to race as well.
*Coco: Really?
*Chick: Oh yes. We would love to be part of the race.
*Coco: Count is in.
*Chick: Oh yeah. We're frying up like sour cream!
(Hasty reveal the Snowplower, Candy Cone, Champion and Nitro Sleigh karts with other candy-themed karts on the garage)
*Hasty: Say hello to your newest karts!
*Coco: Oh my gosh.
*Crunch: They're so cool.
*Tawna: Amazing.
*Yaya: Ooh, we can ride in any of them.
*Chick: Having a coffee will light up the day.
*Stew: Your eyes are going to be open all day if you drink that much coffee.
*Chick: I don't believe you. It's a myth.
*Stew: Are you telling drinking too much coffee to make your eyes open is a myth?
*Chick: Not like eating 30 apples can kill you from your body.
*Stew: Bad foods kill people too!
*Chick: And i'm messing with the wrong choices of meals.
*Aku Aku: You guys are going to love this race.
*Hasty: This race is for Rilla Roo.
*Rilla Roo: Hoo hoo hoo!
*Hasty: Is everyone going to be in the race as well?
*Chick: Yes. They're getting prepared.
*Stew: Christmas is around the corner with a big Grand Prix on our fins.
(Back at N. Sanity Island at the Native Village, Papu Papu is setting up his kart as the tribesman are bringing in the wheels for repairs if the kart's wheels broke down)
*Papu Papu: Papu know that he will win the Grand Prix at Gingerbread Joyride. Papu pray to god that Papu will win the race!
*Tribesman: *cheers*
*Papu Papu: Papu want in action, to lay boom down big! And prove Papu is world's best driver. Cannot lose than last time.
(At Dingo Canyon, Dingodile is fixing his kart while the kart broke down again in the streets)
*Dingodile: Not again. I hate it when my kart broke down like a school bus.
(At Blizzard Bluff, a lot of penguins are sledding and sliding to the snow ramp while the penguin blow the big horn for everyone to go back to their places. Penta Penguin and Gurin set up the kart together for the big race.)
*Penta: Penguin yay one?
*Gurin: Penguin yay two!
*Penta: Penguin got the kart fixed.
(At Tiny Arena, Tiny Tiger build his kart as the tires' broke down to a flat one)
*Tiny: Uh oh. Tiny gotta repair the tires.
(At Dragon Mines, The Komodo Brothers set up the karts together and used magic to start up the engine)
*Komodo Joe: The karts are all finished.
*Komodo Moe: It's all yours brother.
*Komodo Joe: He he he, the race is on a frozen track, filled with foods.
*Komodo Moe: They better be slicing up some chocolate chip cookies.
*Komodo Joe: A candy roll would be a yummy treat in our collection.
*Komodo Moe: I have a Crash Bandicoot punching bag to place into our room.
*Komodo Joe: You already hang it up there. How about a Tawna punching bag?
*Komodo Moe: Ooh, nice. That rotten Tawna isn't going to hang out with Crash anytime soon.
*Komodo Joe: Then we shall surrender to the Komodo Brothers!
(At Roo's Tubes, Ripper Roo is laughing while fixing his kart, doing nothing but standing on the road)
*Ripper Roo: *laugh maniacally until choking while spitting a key to the seat*
(At Hot Air Speedway, Pinstripe Potoroo and his group of slims and fats are about to open up the kart for racing)
*Pinstripe: Alright boys. This is it. Da kart is all ready to head over to the Grand Prix. Improved than the other one.
*Gangsters: *cheer while some of them shoot their gun bullets in the air*
*Pinstripe: *break the box, revealing the kart* Ta da. The speed champion will not lose this time. I'm gonna teach Crash Bandicoot a lesson for his own fee. If i lose than last time, i'm going to blow up his cove and sell it as a tropical resort!
(At Twilight Tour, Ami, Megumi, Liz and Isabella set up their karts for the race)
*Ami: Alright ladies, Tawna is waiting for us to race at Gingerbread Joyride.
*Megumi: This is going to be sweet.
*Liz: No one is going to buy a taco roll after they lose the race.
*Isabella: Just a little more flavor added to the kart.
*Ami: Whatever they say, it's go time!
(Back at Cortex's Castle, Cortex and Ripto watch the racers getting ready to get into their karts)
*Cortex: So there's a kart racing competition going on in a ice world?
*Ripto: Made of candy! Ooh, we're going to race on a dessert.
*N. Tropy: Bad news, you're not invited again.
*Ripto: What?!
*Uka Uka: Uh oh, bad luck.
*Ripto: You son of clutches, you didn't even tell me to sign up!
*N. Tropy: Um, no. It wasn't my idea to tell you that.
*Cortex: Or me, i hate to break it up with you.
*Ripto: Gak. I blew it.
*Nina: There is a Grand Prix starting right now, we must go.
*Sorceress: Wait, what about the babies?
*Cortex: Ripto, Crush, Gulp and Sorceress, you watch over the babies while we go race in the Grand Prix.
*Ripto: It's my job to do it.
*Alternative Uka Uka: I'll help prepare their baby food.
*N. Brio: Isn't that Nasty Norc guy invited or something?
*Ripto: Nah, we forgot to tell him. It's too late. Maybe next year.
*Crush: I'm going to chew up this chicken like a fried chicken.
*Gulp: I'm hungry.
*Sorceress: Enjoy the race. We'll take care.
*Cortex: Release Fake Crash from his cell.
*N. Gin: Aye aye captain. *release Fake Crash from the cell*
*Fake Crash: Ah hoo hoo hoo.
*Cortex: See you later guys. Make sure the diapers are changed as well.
*Ripto: Ugh, i hate babysitting.
*Sorceress: You have to clean the pee and poop as well.
*Ripto: Girl, i'm going to tear up your staff!
*Sorceress: I don't have a staff anymore.
*Ripto: Ice crisis.
*N. Tropy: We'll be back. *warp his gang to Gingerbread Joyride*
*Alternative Uka Uka: Prepare the popcorn and we'll watch the race.
*Ripto: I hope that Crash and Spyro lose the race this time. The trophy is going to be ours. He he he he he.
(CTR TV is about to go on live for December's Grand Prix)
*Announcer: Live from the Wumpa Islands, this is CTR TV!
(CTR TV show Chick and Stew on top of the bridge with the "CTR" logo on Gingerbread Joyride)
*Chick: I'm Chick Gizzard Lips, reporting live from the track!
*Stew: *Munching noises* Hey y'all! *hide down, eating his big pretzel*
*Chick: Anyway, shall we have a look at what's coming up in this Grand Prix?
*Stew: *pop up* This track is loaded with candy-coated and 100% artificially flavored CAAAARbohydrates.
*Chick: Looks like we have a few fresh faces joining us this season.
(Rilla Roo is walking around the place with Hasty standing on the camera)
*Hasty: Were you waiting for me?
*Yaya: *stand on Hasty's head* You've never seen speed like mine!
(Back to where Chick and Stew are reporting live on camera)
*Chick: Well, it sure looks like these racers are ready to get a head start on the season!
*Stew: *hold a big cupcake* Youuu said it, Chick! We've also got plump new rides, decked out with all the jingle bells and whistles.
*Chick: I can't wait to unwrap these rumbling road-busters!
*Stew: *hold a jelly* Oh, I'd give anything to be down there, face first in that fluffy frozen frosting myself!
*Chick: What do you say we treat ourselves this holiday season and join the competition?
*Stew: Oh yeah! Bring on that sugar rush!
(As CTR TV is about to end, we see Stew on a kart)
*Stew: Who's ready to get scrambled?!
*Chicken Reporter: *cut the camera* And cut.
*Stew: Wow. You make a great show.
*Chicken Reporter: All set. Now we're ready to go.
*Chick: Today is our big day.
*Stew: We're gonna race for the goal.
*Chick: I hope we get our first trophy on our stand.
*Stew: I keep dreaming and dreaming to win that trophy.
(The racers start their engines for the race)
*Hasty: Oh boy, it's a green light ride.
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Spyro: It's cool in the cold.
*Hunter: Wait, are the chicken announcers racing as well?
*Crunch: They are, but who is going to join in the race?
(Cortex's group appear from warping)
*Cortex: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Coco: *glare* Cortex.
*Cortex: Hello everybody. Sorry that we're late. Today is the day that we're going to be crashing your little party. Ha ha ha ha ha!
*Everyone: Boo!
*Cortex: Hey, don't boo! Who boo in front of the late racers?
*Nina: They hate us.
*Cortex: Shame on them. They have no respect for our manners.
*N. Tropy: Get on to your tracks. There's a big race coming up.
*Cortex: I will earn that trophy without losing.
(The jellies cheer as the sumo jellies hit each other with the Jelly King coming up on the top of the building)
*Jelly King: Ladies and gentlemen. This is our night to see the Grand Prix going.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Jelly Announcer: Hi everybody. I hope you're all having a great day.
*Everyone: Ooh.
*Jelly King: I am so excited to see our favorite racers race for the cup.
*Jelly Announcer: It's a phenomenon night to go for the goal.
*Jelly King: While Chick and Stew are going to race., we are going to make you start your engines.
*Racer: *start their engines*
*Jelly King: All set. Good. When i say go, you'll go start the race.
*Jelly Announcer: Get ready. It's your big day.
*Jelly King: Are you mark, get set, go!
(The racers start the race in Gingerbread Joyride as the jellies cheer)
*Crash: Yahoo!
*Spyro: Yeah ha ha.
*Cortex: It's game night!
*Dingodile: This is for my diner!
*N. Tropy: I hope my time is saved.
*Coco: Cortex's minions aren't going to win this time.
*Hasty: See ya.
*Coco: Hey.
*Crash: *shoot a bowling bomb at Rilla Roo*
*Rilla Roo: Whoa!
*Fake Crash: Hoo hoo hoo.
*Yaya: I'm a speed beast!
*Bianca: *in the seats* Go Hunter, Go!
*Hunter: Bianca! I love you!
*N. Brio: The dumb cheetah gets it. *shoot missiles at Hunter*
*Hunter: Hey! Watch it!
*N. Brio: I'm-i'm the-the b-best!
*Cortex: Great job N. Brio. We rule.
*N. Brio: Ha ha ha ha ha.
*Hasty: Hold onto your nessel! *throw a beaker at N. Gin*
*N. Gin: Ah! I'm hit!
*Tiny: Tiny Turbo! *turbo speed on the track*
*Polar: *drop a beaker on the track*
*Pura: Ah! *drop a bear on the track*
*Baby T.: Ra-ha-huegh!
*Yaya: Outta the way!
*Tawna: Don't give up the race.
*Hasty: Ha ha ha, golden trophy coming up!
*Spyro: I'm right there.
*Hasty: Oh really? You must be waiting for me.
*Spyro: Keep it going.
*Hasty: There you have it. *throw a beaker at Spyro*
*Spyro: Ah! Anyone else, see Sparx?!
*Sparx: I'm right here.
*Spyro: Sparx, over here buddy.
*Sparx: Wee.
*Dingodile: I'm going to throw a steak on you!
*Cortex: *singing* Kill the bandicoot, crush the bandicoot, smash in its head!
*Crash: *throw a beaker at Cortex*
*Cortex: Whoa! It bombs! I'm going to kill you!
*Dingodile: Son of a gumbo. I better save me up a jukebox.
*Papu Papu: Papu is so cold, it make Papu forgot his sweater at home.
*Cortex: *singing* On a cold winter's night, have yourself a bite, of bandicoot stew!
*Hasty: Better than hypersonic!
*Dingodile: Mate, you call that racing?
*Spyro: *pass the sumo jellies* Bon bon bon.
*Chick: I'm up for sales charts.
*Stew: Yahoo! I'm rocking in the house.
*Spyro: Racing fast.
*Crash: *speed up* Wee!
*Spyro: Hey, you got me.
*Baby Crash and Baby Coco: *play with their karts*
*Jelly King: Alright. Now we're going to lap two!
(The race is headed to lap two with Crash leading in the way)
*Spyro: Cheerio.
*Crash: Ah ha ha.
*Spyro: That's what i like.
*Hasty: You're doing great.
*Cortex: You're not backing up for nothing.
*Coco: Don't worry, i got him. *shoot missiles at Cortex*
*Cortex: No! Blasted again.
*Ripper Roo: *crash into Pinstripe's kart*
*Pinstripe: Watch where your going!
*Hasty: Move along!
*Yaya: Speed me up!
*Rilla Roo: *make monkey noises*
*Dingodile: *sniffs* Stagnant water... smells like home.
*N. Brio: I'm getting dizzy in here.
*Hunter: *use a bowling bomb at Rilla Roo* Yes!
*Rilla Roo: *growls*
*Hasty: Are you forgetting something. *drop a beaker at Spyro*
*Spyro: Ugh, i'm going to toss over my cookies.
*Dingodile: Go baby go! *speed up*
*Baby T.: *race pass Dingodile*
*Dingodile: Hey little baby. You want it, go fletch it. *throw a beaker at Baby T.*
*Baby T.: AAAH!
*Dingodile: Hmph! Lets see if these tall poppies know how to smoke a steak!
*Coco: You're slow!
*Dingodile: Slow? Your track is even slower than Turbo Track.
*Coco: Not today. *use a bowling bomb at Dingodile*
*Dingodile: Urgh! Bastards! I'll get every last one of yas!
*Chick: He said a bad word!
*Stew: Teenagers love bad words.
*Chick: This guy got no manners.
*Stew: Even his restaurant always blow up like 22 times a decade.
*Chick: I'm telling you man. He's no franchise.
*Hasty: Almost to first place!
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Hasty: You better keep up.
*Crash: Grrr.
*Yaya: Ha ha ha, we're leading the way.
*Spyro: *turbo speed* Go go go!
*Ripper Roo: *laugh like a maniac*
*Cortex: I'm the superior one!
*Hasty: Hey, you're cheating.
*Cortex: Cheating? This is a race, not a family situation!
*Hasty: You got some serious problems.
*Cortex: Guess who's not winning a trophy this year?
*Spyro: You are. *shoot a missile at Cortex*
*Cortex: No! This was just an experiment.
*Spyro: Alright!
*Hasty: Way to go!
*Jelly King: Droom droom droom. The race is racing like fire.
*Jelly Announcer: And thunder!
*Aku Aku: Like a god.
*Jelly King: Final lap. Watch at your own risk.
(The final lap begins with the racers still racing o the track)
*Crash: Woo hoo.
*Tawna: Final lap. We can do this.
*Crunch: Who is going to win the gold?
*Coco: It's us!
*Spyro: One of us get the trophy!
*Cortex: No one can pass Dr. Neo Cortex!
*Spyro: The evil scientist is coming!
*Cortex: I'm always a evil scientist. What do you expect?
*Spyro: You're going down!
*Cortex: Make me you moron!
*Hasty: The speed is on! *drop a beaker on Cortex*
*Cortex: Stupid beaker. I'll rather get hit by a potion.
*Hasty: Ha ha ha.
*Spyro: Hurry!
*Crash: *speed up*
*Tawna: Wait up. Mama's coming!
*Dingodile: Oh wow, the baby mommy is following them. Maybe i'll follow them too with the baby mommy! *speed up*
*Tawna: Watch where your going!
*Dingodile: Sweet home New Orleans.
*N. Gin: Do you mean Alabama?
*Dingodile: Shut up!
*N. Gin: Jeez, Y'all be moving to Kansas.
*Cortex: Those winners will lose this race!
*Tiny: Tiny not backing for nothing!
*Spyro: Don't stop til' you "dragon" your feet.
*Crash: Woo! *speed up*
*Cortex: Grrrrr. My place!
*Spyro: *dodge the dropped beakers* Somebody gotta get hit.
*Crunch: Come on. Pump up the jam.
*Dingodile: G'day mates. Are you bringing dinner?
*Chick: The race still on going.
*Stew: Watch out chickens. I'm still the racer!
*Hasty: King of the track!
*Yaya: Woo hoo!
*Spyro: Hey, they're cutting in line.
*Hasty: We'll finally win for glory.
*Crash: Uh oh.
*Spyro: Crash, use your imagination to win this cup.
*Crash: *speed up* Woo!
*Spyro: Go for it buddy.
*N. Tropy: You got to be joking me.
*Nina: Ugh.
*Komodo Joe: We suck.
*Komodo Moe: We're always slow.
*Penta: Penguin yay one!
*Cortex: *super engine on the track* It's ain't over yet!
*Crash: Wee!
*Cortex: Ahhhh!
*Hasty: Uh oh.
*Yaya: There goes for nothing!
*Rilla Roo: Ooh?
(Crash and Cortex race pass them as Crash reaches first place with Cortex reaching second)
*Cortex: *in slow motion* No!
*Crash: Woo!
*Hasty: Oh brother. My compass is broken.
*Jelly King: This is it you guys. Crash won the Grand Prix!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Hasty: He won big time. I'm proud.
*Cortex: No no no no no! That was my grand prize!
*Spyro: Great game you guys.
*Hasty: That's all folks. We wrap it up.
*Hunter: Man, that was fun.
*Dingodile: Oh well, i'm going bankrupt.
*Cortex: Grrrr. Ah! *kick the kart* I hate this track!
*N. Tropy: You're such a sore loser. You can't accept defeat ever since you lose.
*Cortex: I'll never accept a good game in my entire life.
*N. Tropy: You always lose.
*Cortex: Even in my own race course, they always tend to beat me up.
*N. Tropy: First of all, i'm smarter than you.
*Cortex: Beat it to yourself.
*Hasty: Great game for everyone.
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Sparx: Alright, we rock!
*Aku Aku: We won another trophy in our hands.
*Jelly King: You are 1st place. The fastest racer to get all the candies he want.
*Chick: Great job Crash.
*Stew: Your the best in our system.
*Crash: Woo hoo!
*Rilla Roo: *celebrate by making monkey noises*
*Hasty: We now deserve to have a Christmas party.
*Everyone: *cheers*
(Back at Cortex's Castle, Ripto and the gang is babysitting Baby Cortex and Baby N. Tropy at the table with the Sorceress)
*Ripto: Move the milk to the side!
*Sorceress: I would rather take care of a baby dragon.
*Ripto: It doesn't matter. I hate babysitting.
*Crush: Uh, aren't you suppose to be watching the game?
*Ripto: Nah, game's boring. I'll babysit.
*Gulp: The race is already over.
*Ripto: What?!
(Cortex's group came back from teleporting from N. Tropy's fork)
*N. Tropy: We're back.
*Alternative Uka Uka: Oh boy, welcome back you guys.
*Ripto: How did you do on the race?
*Cortex: We lost.
*Ripto: You guys lost? For what?
*Cortex: I failed to beat the bandicoot and dragon in the race!
*Sorceress: Oh brother. What a bunch of sore losers.
*Cortex: I'm going to burn this place to the ground.
*Sorceress: We'll have our sweet revenge in no time.
*Cortex: You know what we're gonna do.
*Ripto: Video chat?
*Cortex: No. Report to the conference room.
*Uka Uka: You got anything to share with us?
*Cortex: We need to discuss a few things for our sweet revenge.
*Ripto: Precisely. We'll soon be able to kill that bandicoot and dragon and take the trophy away from them!
*Cortex: Then, we'll burn down the worlds.
*Sorceress: Good as hell.
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