Crowing Pains/Transcript

The transcript of the Looney Tunes cartoon Crowing Pains, starring Foghorn Leghorn, Henery Hawk, Barnyard Dawg, and Sylvester.
Foghorn Leghorn: Let's bury the hatch, I say let's bury the hatchet but not in anyone's head boy
Sylvester: But...
Foghorn Leghorn: Hatchet head, that's a joke boy you missed it, it went past you, you got to keep, I say you got to keep on your toes
Sylvester: But...
Foghorn Leghorn: Toes that is
Sylvester: But...
Foghorn Leghorn: The fast one went right by you, keep your ears open
Sylvester: But...
Foghorn Leghorn: Yappity, yappity, yap I can't get a word in edge ways, talk, talk, talk
Sylvester: But, but...
Foghorn Leghorn: No wonder you're not sharp, you've got to, I say you've got to always listen
Sylvester: [fed up] Awwww shut up!
[hits him on the head with the axe handle]
I'm not sure, but this might be a chicken.
Foghorn Leghorn: What's the ga-I say what's the gag son? GAG that is! Where are we takin' me, boy? Speak up!
I'm a chicken hawk and I'm out to get my first chicken. And you're it.
Ha-ha-ha! Me? A chicken? I'm no chick, I say, I'm no chicken, son. A chicken has black fur all over him. Black fur, that is. Now, there's a chicken for you. But they're sharp. Those chickens are tricky. You gotta outsmart them. Now, here's a trick, I say, here's a trick egg. Get in it, son. Inside, that is. You can get right under him this way. Get right to him and get a good grip on him. Open the window, Richard. That's why it's here. Now, stop gawking and pay attention. Now, I'll put you, I say, I'll put you underneath the chicken.
Suffering succotash. I'm a mother. Rock a bye baby, on the tree top, when the wind blows the cradle will rock.
I see you laid, I say, I see you laid an egg. Wonderful thing, being a mother.
Hey! Tomcats can't be mothers! Cats don't lay eggs! There's something screwy here.
Barnyard Dog: I just takes a step and presto, I lays an egg.
Duck: Presto, and he lays an egg. And to think for fifteen years I've been doing it the hard way.
Ah, that's no chicken. There's my chicken.
Stop!
Say, what's the big idea?
Now, don't you give me any trouble, chicken.
Sylvester: Chicken? I'll show you a chicken. A rooster, in fact.
Foghorn Leghorn: Rooster? If I'm a roost - I say, if I'm a rooster, I hope to be struck by...
[thunder rolls]
Foghorn Leghorn: Well, let's put it another way - way, that is.
Well, let's put it another way. WAY that is
Quiet!
Hey, roosters have to crow at dawn. Suppose we wait and see who crows. You guys game?
Okay.
Okay, that is.
[last lines]
Foghorn Leghorn: You gotta - I say, you gotta keep on your toes. Toes, that is.
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