Separate ways

(We see the gang walking out to their van)
Big Macintosh:Applejack I can't believe Granny's putting you in charge of the harvest this year.
Micro Chips:Oh Mac. We know it's always what you do.
Sonata: I'm hungry.
Pinkie Pie:Me too! How about pizza ice cream sundaes tacos cheeseburgers?
Aria: Oh brother.
(Snails puts up the Luna Ghost costume, stilts and stuff in the van)
Sandalwood:Dude I totally agree man.
Flash:Yeah a malt would sound good now.
Cheerilee:Yeah it really would.
Rarity:Agreed.
Sweetie Belle:Also agreed.
Apple Bloom:Yup.
Scootaloo:Yeah.
Fluttershy:I could go for one myself.
Applejack:Eyup.
Luna:Guys listen we're all best friends in this group.
Adagio:That ghost held me for an hour and a half.
Sunset:Adagio look it's not our fault you always get kidnapped.
Adagio:I do not always get kidnapped. I can't believe you would even say that to me.
Sci-Twi:Oh please you come with your own ransom note.
Micro Chips:Correct about that Twilight.
(Adagio takes both of their glasses)
Sci-Twi:Hey my glasses!
Micro Chips:I can't see without my specs!
Adagio:Who's helpless now?
(They go up to Big Mac)
Sci-Twi:We're gonna kill you Adagio!
(Starts to throttle him)
Big Macintosh:Whoa whoa whoa! Watch it Twi.
Snails:Hey you guys look. I know I'm just the dude who carries the bags. And the bait for the villain. But it seems we all play an important part in this group. (Micro Chips and Twilight take their glasses back as Adagio hands them to them)I mean we like a big delicious banana split. Big Mac. (Does what looks like he's trying to make a banana shape and says)You're the big banana.(Cuts to him cuts to Adagio)Adagio you're the pastrami and bubblegum flavored ice cream. The rest of you are just the usual toppings in a sundae. Sweetie Belle Scootaloo and even Apple Bloom are the sprinkles in it. (To Twilight)And Twilight. You're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.(Cuts to her when he said that cuts to Spike and Winona who go "Mmm-mmm!" cuts to back to Snails)That sounds pretty good doesn't it Spike?
(Cuts to Spike and Winona)
Spike:Uh-huh.
Sci-Twi:You know what Snails. You really put it in persecutive for me.
Snails:Thanks.
Sci-Twi:I quit.
(Adagio looks to the former Crystal Prep student and cuts to Snails)
Snails:(Quietly)No.
Adagio:No way! You can't quit. I was gonna quit in like two seconds. And now everyone is totally going to think I copied off the start girl!
Pinkie Pie:Wait a minute wait a minute! Maybe I quit.(They look at her)I I do? (Cuts to Snails then back to them)Yeah I quit!
(Marches off)
Flash:I'm out of here.
Sonata:I'm with Pinkie!(Turns to go with Pinkie in a huff)Hemp!
Aria:So long.
Sandlewood:Bye dudes.
Cheerilee:Good bye.
Micro Chips:I'm gone as well.
Applejack:I'm outta here too.
Rainbow Dash:I'm beatin it. Come on Scoots.
Rarity:Farewell! Come Sweetie.
Fluttershy:Good bye guys.
Sunset:I quit too.
Luna:Me too!
Big Macintosh:C'mon Apple Bloom. Applejack's gonna get the motor a-waitin.
Winona:I guess this is good bye Spike.
Spike:Good bye Winona.
(They cry and Winona goes off with the Apple siblings)
Sci-Twi:I'm out of here.
(Walks off past Adagio)
Adagio: Good riddance.
(Walks off leaving Snails and Spike to be by themselves)
Snails:Wait...Don't go. (Wide shot they walk to different vehicles) Come on you guys don't do this.(Back to him) Please don't go.
(Cuts to Spike he whimpiers and looks to Snails)
Spike:Do I quit?
(Cuts to Snails who looks at him)
Snails:No Spike. Friends don't quit.
(Cuts to Spike looking out the back window of a back door in the back of the van)
Snails:(OS)I guess it's just you and me for a while buddy old pal.
(Drives van off as Spike looks to him)
Spike:What now Snails?
Snails:(OS)I guess we'll all just do what we do best Spike. Only different.
(Scene transitions to a beach and caption reads TWO WEEKS LATER and Pass the Dutchie plays)
(Snails and Spike are making sandwiches)
Snails:This is primo. Man talk about toasted.
(Spike goes Mmmmm-Mmmmm)
Snails:Man the only thing I like better then a gummy worms tater tots and ketchup bladder sandwich with gyro and peppercorn(Grabs a bottle of chocolate sauce)Is a chocolate covered gummy worms tatter tots and ketchup bladder sandwich with gyro and peppercorn.
(Squirts it onto the sandwich cuts to Spike)
Spike:With hot sauce.(Holds up a bottle of hot sauce)Yatch cha cha!(Giggles as he pets some hot sauce out)
Snails:Yeah just another beautiful day in paradise.
(They do the "cheers" thing then devour their sandwiches)
Snails:Mm not bad.
Spike:Yeah it's not bad at all. So uh when's that garage sale thing?
Snails:Today and we better be heading back.
(Cuts to the Apple Siblings walking down the street cuts to Micro Chips reading a book then to Pinkie and Sonata eating tacos with cupcake stuff in them cuts to Sunset walking writing to Princess Twilight the gang meet)
Big Macintosh:Twilight? Micro Chips? Pinkie? Sonata? Sunset?
Sci-Twi:Oh hi guys.
(Aria comes with a box of stuff)
Aria:Oh it's just you guys. I saw a crowd and I thought I'd sale a few things to remind everyone of the Canterlot Mystery Club. Sailing these things is the only way and the only thing I can keep everyone's minds on us. It's all I've been doing since we've broke up.
(Scene quickly comes in to view as a flashback of Aria at a comic con with a banner saying WELCOME TO THE CANTERLOT CITY 28TH ANNUAL SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION another banner reads CANTERLOT ASTRO-CON PRESENTS FORMER MYSTERY BASHER ARIA BLAZE middle age men and fanboys are dressed like slutty superhero women cuts to the auditorium where the banner about Aria is cuts to inside she gives a speech boring the people to death)
Aria:And in the second case from when my friends and I were teenagers solving crimes with the three little girls know as the Cutie Mark Crusaders we are most remembered for revealing the Black Knight Ghost. Not as a real supernatural phenomenon but as a cowardly than ingenues...Man in a mask. Trying to only make a quick buck off of the real art painting and swapping them with the fake ones...And of course as to prove it wasn't real there was...(Turns it to the back where a zipper is)A zipper. In the back of the head.(Turns it back to the face)Now for five dollars you can come up to touch it. And later for all you guys I will be putting up my own kissing booth which'll only cost you guys five dollars.
(Says that with a seductive smirk and smile and then gives a seductive wink to the cute boys one guy raises his hand to her)
Aria:Yes?
Fanboy:Yeah. How come you don't look like you did at Borny Con? You were Caucasian.
Aria:That was Sarahnidipity. A cosplayer who likes to do me.
Other fanboy:You suck.
(Puts her hand on her head and acts like in the beginning of Rainbow Rocks only this time she doesn't complain about needing a "meal" quickly slides back to present)
Aria:So yeah only one person came up to touch the replica of the helmet. It was just a fencing helmet and I didn't do too good at the kissing booth only the geeks showed up.
Sci-Twi:Book tour. Jinkies that's impressive. I was just thinking about a book club taking a tour to admire books.
Aria:What about you guys?
Big Macintosh:Wellllll...
Applejack:Ya see...
Apple Bloom:Winona's pregnant.
Micro Chips:What? How do you mean she's pregnant?
Apple Bloom:Weeeelllllll...
(Flashback happens the same way Aria's did we see the Canterlot Animal Hospital cuts to inside where Granny Smith, Applejack and Apple Bloom sitting down minding their business the animal doctor comes out Big Macintosh comes back with a bottled soda)
Applejack:How's Winona feelin doc?
Doctor:I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that she's going to have two puppies. The bad news is there's a werewolf prowling the halls of our pet clinic and we only have one decision which is to send her home. But since I heard that your mystery team broke up you could've helped us investigate the werewolf as the police don't have a clue to who this werewolf is.
Apple Bloom:Well that's no problem we can get the gang back together.
Applejack:I wouldn't think'a that Sugarcube cause we don't know where they are.
Apple Bloom:Well we know they're still in town.
Big Macintosh:Eyup. We gotta get the gang back together.
(The orderlies roll Winona out in a wheel chair)
Winona:I'm gonna be a mother!
Applejack:Well who's the father?
Winona:It's easy:Spike!
(Scene quickly slides back to the present)
Sci-Twi:My dog Spike? Or Twilight Sparkle of Equestria's Spike? The dragon?
Apple Bloom:That's what we asked and she said it was your Spike.
(Adagio comes dressed like in Find the Magic and Sunset's Backstage Pass she talks in a phone)
Adagio: (into phone) What do you mean I can't have seven carry on bags? That is so economy.
Gang:Crap.
Adagio:(Hangs up her phone and looks at her former friends and lowers her sunglasses)Oh no. I'm not talking to you guys.(Zips her lip and throws a zipper pice away then puts her pocket book up cuts to Flash then back to her) What the heck are you doing here?
Sci-Twi:Isn't it obvious? We're minding our own business and taking a wonderful stroll through the town and city of Canterlot.
(adagio stomps her foot)
Adagio:(Stomps her foot in anger)It's not fair! (Goes up to them)I was going to find a mystery and solve it all by myself for the first time ever.
(Cuts to Sandlewood)
Sandlewood:How are ya gonna save yourself when ya get caught?
Adagio:I'm not like that anymore. I'm a black belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.
(They all snicker about this she then says)
Adagio:It's true!
(Flashback like the others it quickly slides to the side)
(A board is shows and Adagio she wears a seductive karate GI and breaks the board with a palm strike)
Adagio:My opponent is insecurity. (Breaks more boards) My strength is resolve.
Sensi:Excellent Adagio. Now summon your chi. You are now longer helpless. Your body is a dangerous weapon.
(Adagio assumes a fighting position as another fighter jumps from the tree ready to combat the raising student he appeared to be rather intimidating refusing to hold back just because Adagio is a girl but Adagio wasn't scared this was finally her chance to prove to herself and women everywhere that she was not helpless she charges towards her opponent performing back flips yelling and stating the motto her Sensi taught her)
Adagio:My opponent is my insecurity; my strength is my resolve!
(Flips high into the trees going "Oh!"and branches are heard snapping leaving the man baffled and confused)
Adagio:(OS)My butt is stuck in a tree.
(Cuts to her she isn't kidding her GI was caught on a loose branch she was hanging from it and feels embarrassed it even reminds her of the wedgie thing with the Luna Ghost the Sensi and students come)
Sensi:Remember Adagio the path to the indapants is winding and most difficult.
Adagio:Yeah I know.
(A guy says in a foreign language saying"Dude this chick is hopeless" cuts to Adagio who drop out of the tree as the flashback scene slides and Adagio says)
Adagio:So well you know watch it.
Big Macintosh:Say uh have any of y'all seen Snails and Spike?
Sci-Twi:No not since we departed our own ways.
Pinkie Pie:I seen them. Two weeks ago!
(They give her steamed up stares she smiles nervously 
Sonata:I'm the only one who's not mad at Pinkie and I seen them two weeks ago too.
Aria:(Sighs and rolls her eyes)Go back to sleep Sonata.
Fluttershy:My. Look.
(Points to a flyer)
Sci-Twi:(Takes flyer)It's a flyer for a yard sale. (Adjust her glasses and looks closely)We are sailing Canterlot Mystery Club memorabilia.
Sandalwood:Dude we gotta stop whoever's sailing the things we had!
Scootaloo:Let's go!
(Cuts to the yard sale at Snails house he is out front counting money from a man who had just brought the Canterlot Crusier the gang come)
Sunset:Snails? What's up?
(Snails is unamused)
Snails:Oh hey guys. We sold the van. And now the museum is wanting the monster costumes of the past villains we've caught.
Sonata:(Shows flyer)Your flyer said you were sailing the stuff.
Snails:The only thing we were sailing was the Canterlot Crusier.
Big Macintosh:Whacha mean the only thing you sold was the Canterlot Crusier?!
Snails:I mean I sold the Canterlot Crusier to a man.
Adagio:You can't sale any of this stuff! It's our memorabilia!
Snails:Well the reason I'm giving it all up is because we broke up!
Aria:You can't sale the mask of the Ghost. That was our first case together.
Sonata:And the Taco Terror.
Sci-Twi:And the Conquistador Ghosts that were haunting the CHS Food Fest.
Sunset:And the Witches of Everfree Mansion!
Cheerilee:And the Ghost of Shadow Wails.
Fluttershy:And Gaea Everfree.
(The new owner of the Canterlot Crusier drives away)
Sandalwood:Dude this just doesn't feel right.
Snails:I know how you feel guys and I'm sorry but you guys wanting to quit the team is what made me forced to do this I didn't want to do it but you guys are the reason. Besides they're opening a mystery museum dedicated to us.
Adagio:That sounds flattering but don't debunk the gang from debunking baddies in masks Snails.
Snails:I'm sorry Dagi but we were all friends.
Micro Chips:We still are.
Applejack:C'mon y'all we're goin down to the Canterlot Press newspaper office to tell them that we're goin back to solvin mysteries.
Spike:As a team?
Applejack:Eyup you know it partner.
(We fade to the publisher of the Canterlot Press)
News Publisher:And here's an early addition of The Canterlot Press and look It has you all on the front page in a cramed group photo and the headline on top says "They're Back"
(He's right it says in big lettering THEY'RE BACK it is above the photo of them)
Snails:This'll be how to get back on the front page of the paper.
Aria:To get out of rincidink fan conventions and back on Letterman.
Sunset:You mean Collbert because Letterman retired.
Aria:Yeah Collbert whatever.
Snails:What say we go get those pizza ice cream sundaes tacos cheeseburgers we were talking about?
Applejack:I got a better idea.
(End of scene)