Weeaboo Jones

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==Description==
Daniel Jones, known by most as Weeaboo Jones, is a POI well known for possessing godlike power that he uses for selfless purposes and having a past connected to The Crimson Wanderer and, by extension, The Court, being one of The Last Scholars of Lord Crimson.
Weeaboo Jones is affiliated with The Edgelords, a splinter group of sword-wielding warriors who once studied under The Crimson Wanderer, having been trained in the ways of "sorcery" and the blade by him alongside hundreds of other scholars that the knight had under his wing until a cataclysmic event known as Daybreak resulted in the deaths of the vast majority of Crimson Wanderer’s followers, with Weeaboo Jones and the others being among the only survivors. Weeaboo Jones and the Edgelords now use their skills to battle evil and protect others from the endless horrors of the Backrooms. The Edgelords are believed to have a base of operations somewhere in Level 399.
Jones’ affiliation with Crimson Wanderer and The Court, the extension of his abilities and his extensive knowledge of The Backrooms’ properties and lore has lead most researchers to believe that Jones comes from one of the Backrooms’ most ancient periods, known colloquially as The Forgotten Era.
Weeaboo Jones appears to be a Caucasian male of undetermined descent that is perpetually in his mid to late 20s, measuring at 6’0, weighing in about 160 lbs, and possessing adult braces. He is typically seen wearing a custom-tailored, black leather trench coat, a graphic t-shirt with a design of stylized Chinese dragons, dark blue Khaki pants, a single, fingerless leather glove, a pair of sunglasses, and a black fedora.
Weeaboo Jones is rarely seen without his weapon of choice, a katana sword with a six-foot-long blade that he dubs "Silver Wind: The Elegant yet Deadly". Weeaboo Jones also keeps many trinkets on his person, such as manga, portable gaming consoles, cigarettes, some Moth Jelly-based snacks such as Pocky, a whetstone, and a seemingly infinite number of spare sunglasses, all of which he keeps in the many pockets lining the inside of his trenchcoat.
Weeaboo Jones is a loud, crass, sarcastic, materialistic, arrogant and egotistical personality who loves showing off, but he is also not without his fair share of redeeming qualities, being an empathetic, courageous, optimistic, valorous and protective person with a strong moral compass and a willingness to fight for those he just met and is very loyal to those he considers his friends. Despite his altruistic traits, Weeaboo Jones is not above accepting rewards if he’s offered something as a thanks for his services, especially if it’s food. 
Despite his inherently enigmatic nature, more is known about Weeaboo Jones than most POIs due to his extroverted personality and willingness to interact with anyone that he just saved from life-threatening danger for extended periods of times. This is also due to the fact that his favorite subject is himself. 
He has an outspoken support for the LGBTQ+ community and other similar groups, he is an atheist, his favorite genres of music include ska and alternative rock/metal, he has a healthy interest in architecture, a preference for plus-sized women, an addiction to energy drinks and ramen, a talent for the ukulele and a very strong passion for anime, manga, video games, and Japanese culture. He also has well-versed knowledge and expertise in said subjects and pop culture in general.
Those who have interacted with Weeaboo Jones typically describe him as being "very odd yet strangely charismatic" due to his valorous and selfless attitude combined with a tendency to speak in an overly verbose, pseudo-intellectual manner. He has a penchant for making jokes and puns, a habit of monologuing about things like "the power of friendship," and frequently quoting or referencing pop culture. 
Some go as far as to believe that Weeaboo Jones is insane due to his adrenaline-chasing habits and apparent inability to take dire situations seriously, willing to do battle with godlike entities with a smile on his face and proclaim that those he just met are some of his closest friends that he is willing to die for.
Despite his extroverted personality and tendency to present himself as some kind of all-powerful badass, it’s been shown that Weeaboo Jones is very socially awkward in regards to interacting with the opposite sex. His "coolness" instantly melts away when confronted with a woman he considers attractive, and his self-assured and eloquent way of speaking is replaced with a stuttering, low-spoken one.
Weeaboo Jones has a reckless habit of always looking for a fight, going out of his way to challenge extremely dangerous and powerful entities in a bid to find a worthy opponent that can truly challenge him. He is at the absolute peak of martial arts and swordsmanship, possessing incredible physical power and a plethora of unfathomable, supernatural abilities. This drive in finding a worthy opponent has caused many altercations in the past, such as with his former mentor, The Crimson Wanderer himself.
Despite the unwavering confidence he has in his own abilities, Weeaboo Jones is always looking to become stronger and learn new skills and abilities. He has battled many dangerous entities, everything from Wretches to Jack-O-Lanterns, and has even ended vast entity infestations single-handedly.
==History==
It is unknown if Weeaboo Jones is actually human and thus can be classified as a wanderer or a human-like entity of some kind, not even Weeaboo Jones himself knows for sure. According to both himself and accounts by the Crimson Wanderer, Weeaboo Jones has no memories of being from The Frontrooms or how he came to be in the Backrooms, his earliest memories having woken up in Level 399 during a time when the mall was classified as a dead zone infested with entities and as a mere child around the age of seven or eight no less. 
Jones would spend his days hiding and cowering in fear from the entities that constantly surrounded him, every day was a fight for survival and the only source of comfort he had was popular media that he would find in many stores around the mall. Jones idolized the heroes of these cartoons, books and games and found a renewed sense of hope by escaping into tales of magic, monsters and super powered heroes, dreaming of being strong like Goku or Superman so that he no longer had to fear the monsters that waited for him in the dark corners of the mall, comforted by the idea that good will always overcome evil like what Sailor Moon and Batman do in every issue of their respective stories.
One day, Jones would find himself cornered by a Wretch and whether by fate or pure luck, Jones would be saved by the Crimson Wanderer, a mighty warrior that lead the charge in exterminating the evil that infested Level 399 alongside the likes of other incredible individuals like him, Lord Crimson (as he was known as during this time) scooped the child up and brought him to safety. 
Lord Crimson told the boy that he sees incredible potential in him and that, if he desired, the knight could teach him his ways of protecting others from the forces of destruction and make the realms safer for all, the young weeaboo accepted without even giving it a second thought, jumping at the opportunity to be like his heroes. The young boy was given the name Daniel Jones, a proud name that stood for purity and valor and was taught and trained in the ways of a warrior alongside the hundreds of others that the Crimson Wanderer took in as his students, Daniel Jones was now on his way of living out his greatest wish, to become a hero.
Although the full extent of what happened is lost to time, the event known as Daybreak would result in an unprecedented lost of life and even the destruction of an entire level, an event so tragic that Jones and the other surviving scholars of the Crimson Wanderer refuse to even speak of it. Lord Crimson too seldom speaks of what transpired aside from taking full blame of what happened having apparently been in a position where he could’ve prevented it but, in his own words “hesitated to do so”.
Jones and the others blame the Crimson Wanderer for what happened and rejected their master, defecting from him and becoming a renegade group of Backrooms Warriors that aim to do what they believe the Crimson Wanderer merely claims to. They became a renegade group of vigilantes that use the abilities they’ve learned to protect and preserve life from the endless horrors that infest the Backrooms, coming to those in need of their help the most no matter the circumstance, even if it means that one or all of them will die. 
Even after everything they’ve learned, Weeaboo Jones and his fellow Edgelords would only become stronger, their skills honing and the abilities growing stronger through their many battles and adventures in The Backrooms. Resulting in them becoming some of the most knowledgeable of the alternative form of reality’s many anomalous traits and fascinating contradictions.
==Abilities==
Having studied under The Crimson Wanderer and others of a similar caliber, Weeaboo Jones possesses immense supernatural power in that he can channel and harness his Life Force to perform a very wide range of abilities so fantastic that most see it as magical in nature, making him what is known as an Esper.
Weeaboo Jones is highly proficient in using incantations, telekinesis, telepathy, flight, illusions, invisibility, teleportation, transmutation, self replication, force field creation, physical augmentation/alteration, transformation, gravity manipulation, spatial manipulation, the summoning of entities, the creation of portals, forming constructs out of energy/matter, armor creation, elemental manipulation (being highly proficient in fire, wind, lightning, ice, light, darkness, nuclear, earth and metal control), Ergokinesis (manipulation over energy), control over The Void, temporal abilities and even a limited degree of reality warping, such as in the case of mimicking abilities and actions seen in anime and video games, as well as applying the logic and physics of said forms of media into reality such as having the capability to cause “critical hits” at random.
These abilities, although fantastic merely scratch the surface of what Jones is truly capable of.
Weeaboo Jones has the capability to execute a wide range of powerful ergokinetic attacks and techniques that are possible through the manipulation of his Life Force, he has named these techniques himself and has a tendency to exclaim the name of said techniques right before executing them, his most powerful attack is considered to be the manifestation of a massive energy construct of immense destructive capacity taking the form of a serpentine, Eastern Dragon that he dubs “10,000 Years of Death: Supreme Dragon Blast Burn”.
Weeaboo Jones possesses physical capabilities that are akin to a god, capable of moving faster than the speed of light, possessing physical strength great enough to reduce an entity fifty times his size to a pile of viscera with minimal effort, senses and reflexes so acute that it’s almost as if he anticipates every action multiple seconds ahead of time and not only being incredibly durable but also possessing regenerative capabilities that allow him to heal from any injury at an accelerated pace, regrowing an entire arm in mere moments after losing it for example. These physical capabilities combined with a century’s worth of martial arts training and combat experience has made Weeaboo Jones, to put it lightly, a highly formidable opponent.
Weeaboo Jones wields Silver Wind: The Elegant yet Deadly, a katana sword with a six foot long blade that is among twelve swords of immense power that were forged with Luvidium Crystals and Greek Fire by the Crimson Wanderer himself known as The Enma, these swords being forged and imbued with unique properties specifically to be used by the Crimson Wanderer’s followers, each of the Enma is designed to be a “symbiotic weapon” that is essentially an extension of the user’s will, making it impossible for Weeaboo Jones or any of The Edgelords to lose their Enma under any circumstance and allowing them to manifest their swords out of thin air and store it in a personal pocket dimension when not in use. Weeaboo Jones and the other Edgelords possess a level of skill in swordsmanship that is matched only by The Squires and exceeded only by The Crimson Wanderer himself.
Weeaboo Jones and the others have each developed their own unique techniques and styles in handling their swords and Weeaboo Jones’ skill in wielding his Enma is among the best of his clan. Like all Enma, Weeaboo Jones’ sword is capable of cutting through virtually anything due to having the capability to sever molecular bonds via the emanation of metaphysical vibrations from the sword’s blade. Weeaboo Jones can also use his control over elemental forces to imbue his sword with the power and traits of said elements such as electrifying his sword with lightning.
On top of his Enma sword, Weeaboo Jones is capable of manifesting and utilizing a wide arsenal of other powerful weaponry imbued with incredible power that he has acquired during his travels and many adventures. Weeaboo Jones has developed excellent skill in using these other weapons that rivals his prowess in using his signature sword. Some notable weapons that composes his vast arsenal include the “Warmonger Axe”, “Soul Reaper”, “Spear of Destiny”, “Blood Rose Whip”, “Earthquake Hammer”, “Dragonskull Gauntlets”, “Bow of Infinite Arrows”, “Trident of Storms”, “Shroom Scepter”, “Princess Lance”, “Plasma Saw”, “Phoenix Crossbows”, “Star Bazooka”, “Brimstone Blade”, “Permafrost Cutter”, “Bomb Glove”, “Blood Hatchets”, “Tachyon Katana”, “Tsunami Cannon”, “Death Moth Claws”, “Chemistry Cannon”, “Hungry Flail”, “Heartbreaker Hammer”, “Chaos Guitar”, “War Horn of Glory” and “Wanderer’s Shield”.
This extensive list of weaponry is just a small handful of examples that Jones possesses in his impressive arsenal of summonable equipment.
Weeaboo Jones can also call upon and command a menagerie of powerful familiars known as “Spirit Animals”, manifestations of pure Life Force energy taking the form of a wide range of animals and other lifeforms such as a Chinese dragon, a phoenix, a tiger, a bear, a ram, an owl, a rhinoceros, a giant cobra, two wolves, a tortoise, a giant praying mantis and even a unicorn.
Weeaboo Jones claims that these weapons and Spirit Animals both once belonged to warriors that fell from the events of Daybreak which he has earned the right to wield with the blessings of the “spirits” of these warriors by completing what he refers to as “side quests” on their behalf. These legendary, secondary weapons are all imbued with the Life Force of their former wielders, granting them and Jones amazing power and might as a result on top of the traits they usually possess.
On top of being an accomplished swordsman, Weeaboo Jones is also an incredibly adept hand-to-hand martial artist with at least a century of combat experience. Jones utilizes a unique form of mixed martial arts created by him that combines aspects of Shorin Ryu, Savate, Taekwondo, Capoeira, Southern Dragon Kung Fu and Jeet Kune Do, having subsequently created this highly versatile and powerful fighting style after mastering all forms of martial arts comprising it. Weeaboo Jones is also highly skilled in the art of Gun Kata, combining the use of his ranged weapons with physical combat. Weeaboo Jones’ combat abilities are naturally enhanced to a significant degree by his astounding physical capabilities and his prowess in the Life Force Arts.
Weeaboo Jones ascribes his exceptional fighting abilities to being trained by some of the greatest martial arts practitioners in the Backrooms’ “forgotten era” and by replicating actions he has seen in anime, video games and martial arts films.
Weeaboo Jones has a degree of tri-dimensional, temporal and metaphysical awareness/observation, being able to view and to a certain extent, experience events and stimuli to a nigh-omniscient degree in both the Backrooms and The Frontrooms simultaneously, making him one of the few entities to actually be aware of a world outside the boundaries of the infinite collective of anomalous realms that is The Backrooms. This dimensional awareness also extends to the Backrooms itself, allowing Weeaboo Jones to observe multiple levels at the same time, the extent of how many levels he can observe at once is unknown.
This metaphysical awareness has also allowed Weeaboo Jones to be aware changes in the Backrooms that most others are not aware of such as extreme changes in properties and appearances that levels go under to even having memories of levels that don’t even exist anymore and have disappeared from the memories of others. This trait to be aware of changes in Levels is present in all twelve of the Edgelords and is a usually a level of metaphysical awareness that only particularly ancient entities such as the Crimson Wanderer are capable of.
As mentioned before, Weeaboo Jones is capable of transforming into one of many different alternate forms when certain conditions are met such as entering an intense state of emotion like in the case of his “Rage Devil Jones” form, taking a demonic appearance and gaining immensely amplified strength and pyrokinetic (control over fire) capabilities by letting his anger overcome him. Some of his other observed forms include a skeletal form with immense telekinetic and bone manipulation abilities called “Weeaboo Bones”, an overly voluptuous, female version of himself with massive locks of strong, prehensile hair known as “Weeaboo Jane” and a clown-like form with an elastic physiology and physics-breaking, reality warping abilities called “Weeaboo Jokes”. His most powerful observed form by far is “Eternal Spirit Warrior Jones”, an angelic, knight-like form baring a passing resemblance to Crimson Wanderer with a physiology made entirely of Life Force taking the form of a sort’ve “flaming light”, gaining extremely powerful ergokinetic abilities and amplified reality warping capabilities as a result. 
According to Jones, Eternal Spirit Warrior Jones isn’t even his “final form”. Weeaboo Jones’ Enma also tends to change in appearance, function and gains attributes that match the abilities of the transformations, sometimes outright turning into other kinds of weapons.
Weeaboo Jones has encyclopedic knowledge in many areas of pop culture such as anime/manga, video games, comic books, movies and television etc. seemingly innocuous knowledge that he uses to benefit himself to an incredibly effective degree in battle by using the abilities he was taught as a scholar in a similar fashion to characters in anime and video games and even outright replicating abilities and actions he has seen from such media, a phenomenon resulting in his passion and knowledge in anime and other associated subjects of “nerd culture” mingling with the anomalous supernatural abilities and he has gained, giving him the ability to essentially embody the archetype of the anime protagonist and use all the strengths and traits that come with it.
This embodiment of the anime protagonist also gives Weeaboo Jones the capability to “break limits” to overcome whatever opponent he’s facing and even instantly learn new abilities and techniques in the event where it seems he might lose the battle he is currently participating in.
Weeaboo Jones’ fedora is a surprisingly efficient weapon as he uses it as an effective projectile weapon, possessing a retractable saw blade in the rim and Mr. Jones is capable of throwing it at speeds clocking in at Mach 4, allowing him to slice and dice multiple enemies in mere seconds after throwing his hat. Weeaboo Jones can telekinetically command his fedora and the direction it flies in and it has been observe to always return to him.
Despite how ridiculously powerful Weeaboo Jones appears to be, he always claims that he’s only using “1% of his power” at all times and that even some of his most impressive feats hardly scratch the surface of what he’s truly capable of, a plethora of alternate transformations or “forms” that Weeaboo Jones is capable of entering seems to be evident of this claim.
Overall, it can be assessed that Weeaboo Jones’ highly diverse range of abilities, weaponry and expertises combined with his purported mastery over said abilities make him an extraordinarily powerful entity that one would never want as an enemy.
==Weaknesses==
According to his fellow Edgelords and even the Crimson Wanderer himself, Weeaboo Jones is only as powerful as he needs to be in a given moment, giving him what can be confused for limitless, omnipotent power when in actuality it is a level of power he acquires to overcome whatever obstacle he’s faced with as long as he has the drive and imagination to do so and yet, this is a level of power that is still finite in nature such as in the multiple confrontations Weeaboo Jones has had with his former mentor, The Crimson Wanderer. 
The Crimson Wanderer being able to best Mr. Jones in combat every time despite him having the capability to be at the knight’s level in terms of power is due to the Crimson Wanderer having centuries of experience that exceeds Weeaboo Jones’ as well as Jones having the subconscious doubt that he can truly defeat him, being well aware of the reasons why Crimson Wanderer has earned legend status as one of the Backrooms’ most powerful residents and still retaining some level of respect for his former master, according to some of his fellow Edgelords.
Like most users of the Life Force Arts, Weeaboo Jones is most vulnerable to those capable of absorbing and redirecting energy such as The Crimson Wanderer, making his immensely powerful energy, elemental and void-based attacks liable to being used against him. His Life Force can also be absorbed by entities or objects possessing energy absorbing capabilities, draining him physically, emotionally and compromising his abilities by a large margin due to most of his powers using his own Life Force as a conduit.
What can be surmised as Weeaboo Jones’ greatest weakness is also his greatest strength, his compassion for others. Weeaboo Jones has demonstrated a willingness to do drastic things in order to protect others, especially his fellow Edgelords and uphold his promise to act as a force of good, even if it hurts or disadvantages himself.
==Notes==
*”Weeaboo” is a slang term for a person, usually of western descent who harbors an unhealthy and obsessive liking of Japanese culture or just anime/manga in general. Weeaboo Jones is aware of what the term “weeaboo” means and wears it as a badge of honor, being the one who gave himself this nickname in the first place.
*”Edgelord” is a slang term for someone who acts in an overly dark, offensive or “edgy” manner as a joke or for attention. Weeaboo Jones suggested that his group call themselves The Edgelords as a reference to their backgrounds as swordsman while also being fully aware of the connotations that this term has while the others weren’t and he finds it utterly hilarious that they actually went with it to this day.
*Although considered an ally, the M.E.G. have been developing counter measures and contingency plans in secret to subdue or possibly even kill Weeaboo Jones if he were to ever present himself as a threat to wanderers in the Backrooms rather than a protector. The M.E.G. have been doing the same for the other Edgelords as well, being on a similar threat level as Weeaboo Jones.
*Whether for better or for worse, Weeaboo Jones and the his fellow Edgelords have interacted with many groups and organizations in the Backrooms such as the M.E.G., the B.I.F., the Backroom Colonists and even The Court. Weeaboo Jones has even helped the Party Crashers on multiple occasions.
*Despite his incredible ability to observe any aspect of the Frontrooms to seemingly no limit in real time, Weeaboo Jones has always used this ability mostly to consume media and be up to date on the latest in nerd culture. Apparently, the Backrooms is always a couple of months behind on everything according to Jones.
*Some of Weeaboo Jones’ other exceptionally powerful attacks include “Destructo Cannon”, “Supreme Hell Wheel”, “Murder Party Slash Frenzy”, “Shooting Star Blitzkrieg”, “Heat Death Supernova”, “Extinction Blade”, “Ultraviolet Drill”, “Lethal Lightshow”, “Beserker Cyclone”, “Big Bang Bowling, “Rainbow Snake Blast Burn”, “Blades of The Fallen”, “Spirit Animal Stampede”, and “Big Brother Weeaboo” which is a gigantic manifestation of Weeaboo Jones composed entirely of life force that mimics Jones’ every action.
*Some of Weeaboo Jones’ other noted transformations include “Shadow Master Jones”, a shadowy, demon-like form with amplified control over the Void and Void Energy, taking the form of black fire-like energy with disintegration and teleportation properties, “Hydra Swordsman Jones”, a reptilian form possessing six dragon-like heads with long, serpentine necks sprouting from his back, each head wielding it’s own sword in their mouths, “Weeaboo Cones”, a snowman-like form with enhanced cryokinetic (control over ice) abilities and an ice cream motif, “Weeaboo Stones”, a massive and outstandingly powerful golem-like form with enhanced terrakinetic (control over earth and stone) abilities and a stone-like war hammer that his Enma transforms into in this state and “Fatass Jones”, a massively obese yet highly powerful, practically mindless form with monstrous consumptive capabilities and a giant fanged maw on his belly with a long tongue as well, possessing a mouthed sword also capable of consuming matter.
*Weeaboo Jones claims that him collecting the weaponry and spirit animals used by fallen warriors from the “forgotten era” is stemmed from a desire to keep their memories alive and honor their memory by making sure their signature weapons didn’t fall into the wrong hands, gaining the blessings of these warriors to use them in the first place.
*Weeaboo Jones’ is an avid collector of toys, comics, manga and anime memorabilia. He also has an impressive collection of keychains, some of these keychains can be seen decorating his Enma, being clipped to the bottom of it’s handle.
*Weeaboo Jones doesn’t really care for The Squires, considering them to be “goody two-shoe, brown-noser narcs”. Their loyalty to Jones’ former master, The Crimson Wanderer most likely plays into his distaste for them.
*Although not officially the leader of the Edgelords, Weeaboo Jones definitely likes to think that he is.
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