Dag-nabbit!

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== Description ==
This takes part in the Tf2 universe, as Engineer tries to find a new way to prevent his sentries from being sapped. He finds a peashooter as a replacement, though... and all of the Peashooter family members...
== Settings n' stiff ==
=== Locations ===
2Fort (Robot Invasion) Monday
Badwater (Flooded) Monday
2Fort (Cloudy) Tuesday
Bigrock (Evening Heavy Rain; discovery of the Peashooter Family, with a Sunflower and a Laser Bean) Tuesday
Mannhattan (Robot Invasion; Sunny) Wednesday
Bigrock (Rainy) Wednesday
2Fort (Robot Invasion; Rainy) Thursday
Unknown Secret Portal around Mexico (Where the Gravel Wars used to be) Sunday
=== Characters ===
Tavish Finnegan DeGroot (Demoman)
Dell Conagher (Engineer)
Barrister Jane Doe (Soldier)
Rick(?) Mundy (Sniper)
Spy (Name Unknown)
(Possibly) Judas (Scout)
Medic (Name Unknown)
Mikhail (Heavy)
Pyro (Gender and name unknown)
=== Plants ===
Peashooter
Repeater
Threepeater
Gatling-Pea
Sunflower
Laser Bean
Bolt-Weed (mentioned?)
== Chapter 1: Freaking Spy-bot Sappers! ==
Engineer: (in middle of battle) This battle is in a PAIN in the butt!
Spy-bot: Did you forget about ME!? Hahahahaha!
Engineer: Spy sapping my sentry!
(Sentry Explodes)
Engineer: (Dramatic) NoooAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I will get you for this!
Spy-bot: (Shot in the head) AaaOOOOOOWWWHH! *Dies*
Engineer: (Looking at sapped dispenser and teleporter) Dagging-Dag-Faging Dag-nabbit! *Throws into a crazy-fit that lasts 5 seconds)
Peashooter: (from a distance) What's wrong with him?
Repeater: I don't know.
== Chapter 2: Badwater Badlucks ==
Engineer: Badwater's badluck rain! Again! 3rd time this year!
Spy: Anything good, Delly?
Engineer: Nope. Just rain... just nothing... and those f***ing spy-bots are annoying!
Spy: So do they annoy me.
Engineer: What?
Spy: They act so... ridiculous. Sometimes, all they do is stand there and do nothing, as making the spies overly suspicious. I sapped them all.
Engineer: For a French Pers-
Spy: That is, RACIST in many ways.
(Suddenly, the rain increases dramatically, making the shops close)
Engineer: Aw, hell...