Don't Pee on the Floor

thumb|307x307px|The Fugu Fish's song. 
Don't Pee on the Floor is a hit song written by the Fugu Fish while he was drunk. The song is surrounded in infamy due to it sharing the same melody as the Toreador March song, which Freddy Fazbear had stolen acquired the rights to. Freddy Fazbear became shrouded in vexation, such that he tracked down the IP address of the Fugu Fish and proceeded to execute him with nuclear weapons upon finding him, much to the chagrin of everyone within a 12-mile radius. 
==Lyrics==
Rut tout tuda tu
don't pee on the floor
use the commodore
LA LAAA LA LAAA.
==Trivia==
* Nobody is really certain at all on the song's meaning. Nobody knows for certain what a 'commodore' is, or why one should even use it.
*Do not mention this around people who are named after noble gases. I mean it.
*It is recommended that you use a Commodore computer instead.
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