The game/Transcript

This is the Transcript for the SpongeReal SquarePants episode The game
== Transcript ==
*SpongeReal and PatReal standing there*
*The game drops onto the ground*
*SpongeReal and PatReal standing there still*
SpongeReal: Hey wait a minute whats this?
*SpongeReal picks up the game*
SpongeReal: "Mansion Quest"? looks like some kind of board game, lets play it!
*Montage of SpongeReal and PatReal in patreals house setting up Mansion Quest while "Saxaboogie" plays*
SpongeReal: THERE! now shall we play?
PatReal: Okie dokie...ummmm how do we play-OH WAIT I GOT IT
*PatReal grabs a chainsaw*
SpongeReal: WAIT PATREAL!!! i think we gotta read the instructions first!
PatReal: oh...
SpongeReal: Ok it says here that player one plays as "Boot man" and player two plays as "ZedWardo-
PatReal: I WANNA BE ZEDWARDO!!!"
SpongeReal: Ok! heres the ZedWardo piece
*SpongeReal gives PatReal the ZedWardo piece*
*PatReal grabs the piece*
PatReal: Its beautiful...i could look at it forever! I AM ZEDWARDOOOOOOOOO
*PatReal grabs a cape and puts it on*
PatReal: I AM ZEDWARDOOOOOOOOOOO
*PatReal starts running around in circles*
PatReal: I AM ZEDWARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
*PatReal hits into a cabinet*
PatReal: OOF!-zedwardo!
SpongeReal: Ok so we have to roll the dice to see how many steps we have to run away from "The ghost of the mansion" sounds easy enough!
PatReal: ZEDWARDO WILL WIN THIS!!!!!!
*SpongeReal rolls the dice and it lands on 4 steps*
SpongeReal: One, Two, Three, Four!
*PatReal rolls the dice and it lands on 3 steps*
PatReal: One, Two, Three!
SpongeReal: Y'know, something seems a little weird, i mean wheres this "Ghost of the mansion" the instructions said about? i couldn't find the piece for him!
???: ThAtS BeCaUsE hEs ReAL!!!!!!!
SpongeReal: did you hear something PatReal?...Eh, probably nothing...
*SpongeReal rolls the dice and it lands on 5 steps*
SpongeReal: One, Two, Thre-
???: Dont bother running...
SpongeReal: ...Ok im really starting to think im hearing something...
???: THE KITCHEN!!!
SpongeReal: Hey the kitchen! maybe its just GarReal wanting some food! ill be right back PatReal!
PatReal: ZEDWARDO!-i mean- PATREAL! WILL WAIT!
*SpongeReal walking around in the kitchen looking for GarReal*
SpongeReal: GARREAL!!! GAAAAAAAAAAARREEEEEALL!!!!!...where is he?
*SpongeReal still searching for GarReal*
???: Over heeeeereeee...
SpongeReal: Oh! there you are GarRea-...hey! you are NOT GarReal
Ghost of the mansion: Took you long enough to notiiiceeee
SpongeReal: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FANCY PENGUIN!!!
Ghost of the mansion: Wh-what makes you think im a fancy penguin!?!?
SpongeReal: Well you look like one! so i think you ARE one!
Ghost of the mansion: I-i am NOT a fancy penguin!
SpongeReal: Oh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! PATREAL THERES A FANCY PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PatReal: This looks like a job for...ZEDWARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SpongeReal: GET EM PATREAL-i mean-ZEDWARDO!
PatReal: Hey you fancy penguin!
Ghost of the mansion: I AM NOT A FANCY PENGUIN!!!
PatReal: You better stay back from SpongeReal or else you will get a taste of, THE ZEDWARDO PUNCH!!!
Ghost of the mansion: I'm not really scared of a starfish with a cape
PatReal: Just like i'm not scared of a fancy penguin
Ghost of the mansion: I-...ok, fine, how about we dont fight and i just cut to the chase by stealing your soul?
SpongeReal: I have an idea, how about we play the board game! if we make it to the safe zone then we win! but if we dont then you get to steal our souls!
Ghost of the mansion: Good ideaaaaaa...heheheheheeeee...
*BUBBLE TRANSITION*
SpongeReal: Ok so-
GarReal: Meow
SpongeReal: Whats that?
GarReal: Meow
SpongeReal: GarReal said he wants to play too
Ghost of the mansion: wha-NO THIS IS A 3 PLAYER GAME WE CANT HAVE ANOTHER PLAYER!
SpongeReal: But if you made the game then why cant you change it to four players?
Ghost of the mansion: I-...Well i dont know actually-ALRIGHT HE CAN JOIN!
SpongeReal: Heres the dice GarReal!
*SpongeReal hands dice to GarReal*
GarReal: Meow
*SpongeReal rolls dice and it lands on 10*
SpongeReal: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, TEN! WOW! i got really far!
Ghost of the mansion: You landed on snacks, that means you can live a little longer and have a snack break...for now...
*PatReal rolls dice and it lands on 4*
PatReal: One, Two, Coconut, ZedWardo, Ten, Four........
SpongeReal: Hey! you landed on snacks too!
*Cuts to SpongeReal and PatReal having a snack break*
SpongeReal: OK! we are ready once more!
*GarReal "rolls the dice" (slithers to it a tiny bit causing it to move) and it lands on 1*
Ghost of the mansion: You landed on the "I am really bad at this game" zone, MEANING I CAN STEAL YOUR SOUL!
*Dice suddenly rolls itself to 2 instead*
Ghost of the mansion: WH-...ok i don't even know how that happened...guess i wont steal your soul...
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