When the Universe Glitches

Totally random sillyfic by Animeimei
Queen Glory sat in her treehouse, with Deathbringer at her side. Suddenly, Jambu burst in, singing "The Dragonets are Coming". Then...
The universe glitched.
Glory, Jambu, and Tsunami all were sucked into a rip in space. The three dragons fell out of the sky and onto an empty beach. Jambu began prancing around, still singing "The Dragonets are Coming". Tsunami joined in. Glory covered her ears and ran away.
A while later...
The universe glitched.
The (badly) singing duo was transported to the shores of the Diamond Spray River. Tsunami splashed in the river while Jambu stood nearby. "Oh, the dragonets are COMING!" They sang. Reed and Pheasant wandered toward them, then flew swiftly away when they heard the singing. As Tsunami and Jambu reached their 5th repeat...
The universe glitched.
The duo was dumped onto a ledge on Jade Mountain. Clay glanced at them and hurried away at the same time Sunny passed by. "Hey Tsunami," she said. 
"How can you stand that noise?" Clay asked incredulously once they were out of hearing range. Sunny smiled and tapped her earbuds. "Oh," Clay said with a nod. Then...
The universe glitched.
The duo was again teleported, this time to the Claws of the Clouds mountains. A SkyWing patrol came by, then returned imediately to the palace. "There's two dragons outside singing very badly," the patrol leader reported. "They almost busted my eardrums!" complained another patrol officer. A mysterious hooded figure approached. "Take me to them," he said in a low, rumbling voice. The patrol leader, who would've normally demanded to know who he was, took him there because Plot Magic made him.
"Stop! Attackers of Ears!" the cloaked figure (I will call him Mr.Cloak for now) shouted. Tsunami and Jambu ignored him. Mr.Cloak whipped out a radio, which loudly spewed Billy Idol music. Tsunami stopped and looked at Mr.Cloak, but Jambu continued through the second verse on his own. "Stop! You are toturing the ears of innocent dragons!" Mr.Cloak yelled. He rambled on, but SeaWing and RainWing didn't hear him because...
The universe glitched.
They went to an island. Then a mountain. Then a forest. They saw SkyWings, SeaWings, and MudWings. All the way, they kept singing. Dragons all over Pyrrhia ran away terrified for their ears. Then...
The universe glitched.
Tsunami and Jambu stopped singing. Instead, whenever they tried to speak, they couldn't. Their vocal cords were gone! Now how will I boss everyone around? Tsunami wondered. 
Now how will I annoy Queen Glory? thought Jambu. 
The two appeared in the Rainforest. At first, everyone was scared. 
"Aah, we're going to go deaf!" Shouted one RainWing. 
"Not them!" cried out another. 
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a third as he ran away with his talons clamped over his ears. 
But everyone came to realize they weren't singing anymore. They all rejoiced. All but Tsunami and Jambu, of course. But then... 
The universe glitched. 
And gave everyone cupcakes, so all was well and everyone was happy, even Tsunami and Jambu. But then... 
The universe glitched. 
The cupcakes turned into Clay. Not the dirt, but the dragon. Tiny, evil mini-Clays took over the world! 
The end.
 Or is it...? Because just then... 
THE UNIVERSE GLITHCHED. dun dun dun... 
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