Mayflower

The Mayflower, a comedically iconic item from the Generational Headspaces, was created as a source of transportation for Asspen Dunkelburger and his friends. It breaks down often and was created for the sole purpose of annoying him. It's steering wheel is welded in place, unable to move, the buoyancy of the boat works very little, the sails do not work intentionally, the anchor is made out of plastic, and the ship is made out of softwood, giving it a very light weight, resulting in the boat tipping over if a large amount of weight moves on it.
Category:Comedically Iconic
Category:Items
Category:Generational Headspaces
Category:Asspen