2021 Power Rankings-Playoffs 1

==Introduction==
It's the playoffs, but the usual postseason buzz just isn't there as we all wait for the daily news dump of which star players are out with COVID. Jaylen Waddle. Odell Beckham Jr. Tyler Lockett. And how about players who just can't take the wear and tear of an extended season? Hockenson. Waller. Hopkins. In a perfect world, six great teams enter week 15 with a full roster of healthy players that got them there. But nothing is perfect, and the team that wins this season will earn it simply by plugging their leaking ship the best they can. No one is 100% healthy. No one is guaranteed to win. And no one is guaranteed to lose. It's both the beauty and the frustration of fantasy playoffs, where the top scoring team in the league could easily end up with no QB or the worst team could snag a backup RB that goes for 50 points in the single game. Unpredictable, frustrating, disappointing, but for one person, COVID or not...victory. 
Will it be Shotti, the once and future king? 
Will it be Duck Punchers, the league's premiere regular season giant who cannot seem to get over that final hump? 
Will it be momma, this season's best scoring team? 
Will it be Commish, the hottest team in the league but constantly cycling their entire flex trio due to injuries and COVID? 
Will it be Stupid Idiots, who limps in to the playoffs but seems to be catching injury and waiver breaks at the right time? 
Or will it be RIPDab, the only manager who seems to think less of himself by the minute but who managed 8 wins without his star QB and RB for a month?
Three teams have won a chamionship. Three have not. One has never made the Glory Bowl. Four have lost at least one Glory Bowl. One has won four. 
It's actually a really great and balanced year and it's a shame that COVID is once again putting a damper on it. But let's make the most of this exciting time and best of luck to all teams fighting for a chance at immortality. 
Now let's get into this week's mega-writeup!
== The 2021 Commissioner's Cup ==
The Commissioner's Cup is an annual award given out to the winner of the LOC regular season (no monetary value, terms and conditions may apply). The team must either have the most wins or be tied for the most wins and own the points tie-breaker with any other teams sharing the record.
Congratulations to this year's winner: ma ma momma said. Momma started the season with a typical opening day loss, but caught fire when Derrick Henry began running over motherfuckers for the third straight year. They hit a huge speed bump when Henry got sent to IR but recovered quickly and did what they needed to do in order to finish tied for the best record in the LOC. They finish in 1st with the worst ever win percentage of a Cup winner, but in a crazy year full of parity and upsets this is an accomplishment to be cherished.
Duck Punchers (3) has won the most Commissioner's Cups. No team has won consecutive Commissioner's Cups. Four Commissioner Cup winners have gone on to win the Glory Bowl, including Shotti Bunch twice. 
===The Commissioner's Cup Winner's by Year===
Commissioner's Cup Winners
Year	Winner 	Record
2011	RIPDab 	10-3
2012	Duck Punchers 	11-2
2013	RIPDab 	11-2
2014	Duck Punchers 	11-2
2015	The Shotti Bunch 	9-4
2016	Multiverse of Mattness	10-3
2017	The Shotti Bunch 	10-3
2018	Multiverse of Mattness	10-3
2019	Duck Punchers 	10-3
2020	Paddock 9 	10-3
2021	ma ma momma said 	9-5
===Commissioner's Cup Wins by Team===
Wins	Team 	Season(s)
3 	Duck Punchers 	2012, 2014, 2019
2 	Multiverse of Mattness	2016, 2018
2 	The Shotti Bunch 	2015, 2017
2 	RIPDab 	2011, 2013
1 	Paddock 9 	2020
1 	ma ma momma said 	2021
0 	Pain Train 	None
0 	Papa's Posse 	None
0 	Sweet Dee 	None
0 	The Stupid Idiots 	None
== Most Weeks in Last Place ==
This week Paddock 9 nearly put an entire season between themselves and the next team on this chart, in the process becoming the first team to be in last place for 30 weeks.
Most Weeks in Last Place Place
Team Name 	Weeks in Last Place
Paddock 9 	30
Papa's Posse 	19
ma ma momma said 	18
Sweet Dee 	16
Multiverse of Mattness	15
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9
Why am I doing this 	6
The Shotti Bunch 	7
JarJar Stinks! 	5
RIPDab 	5
GregCincoDos 	5
Bell of Da Ball 	5
Duck Punchers 	3
IAMGROOT 	1
==Who's Hot, Who's Not?==
Scoring Over Last Three Weeks
Team 	Points Scored
Multiverse of Mattness	746.92
ma ma momma said 	734.29
Duck Punchers 	701.04
Pain Train 	633.37
Papa's Posse 	612.70
RIPDab 	580.21
Paddock 9 	576.86
The Shotti Bunch 	563.96
Sweet Dee 	533.42
The Stupid Idiots 	530.53
Based on this chart, you'd think that Mattness and RIPDab would be able to easily handle Stupid Idiots and Shotti Bunch, but the chart has been wrong before. Mid-week injuries, and in this case COVID outbreaks, has already forced teams to patch together a starting roster. Mattness, expecting his star TE and WR2 back this week, instead had to plug in free agents at both positions. RIPDab has lost Hopkins for the season, but already started week 15 with a 50+ point masterpiece from Travis Kelce. So who knows!? 
==Matchup Recap==
*Mattness does all he can to move into a bye spot with a league best 282 but he'll have to settle for another double-header win vs. ma ma momma said (10-8). Next Matchup: N/A
*Duck Punchers clinches a bye and eliminates his rival in a shootout vs. Papa's Posse (10-9). Next Matchup: 2022
*RIPDab continues his regular season success against The Shotti Bunch (8-13). Next Matchup: N/A
*Pain Train plays spoiler and prevents The Stupid Idiots from getting a much-needed bye with a week 14 win (5-2). Next Matchup: 2022
*Paddock 9 avoids becoming the first 12-loss team with an inspired season finale performance against an absent Sweet Dee (9-6). Next Matchup: N/A
==Stat Chat==
*Pain Train becomes the 3rd team to reach 90 combined wins.
*Mattness becomes the 6th team to reach 80 combined wins. 
*The Shotti Bunch becomes the 9th team to reach 60 combined losses.
*Paddock 9 becomes the first team to reach 100 single season roster moves. 
*Mattness becomes the 1st team to reach 30,000 regular season points against. 
*Earlier this season, Duck Punchers became the first team to break 30,000 regular season points scored. He was later joined by Pain Train, RIPDab, Commish, and Momma. 
*Duck Punchers ties Shotti for the most regular season weeks scoring over 200 points (95). 
*Commish becomes the 6th team to break 200 in 80 regular season games and the 6th to break 200 in 90 total games .
*Papa becomes the 9th team to break 200 in 70 regular season games and the 8th to break 200 in 80 total games. 
*Mattness finishes 3rd in the regular season for the first time in franchise history. 8th is now the only place Mattness has never finished. 
*Mattness becomes the league's only 8-win season finale team. Pain Train has won the second most season finales (7). 
*In nine season, Sweet Dee still has not won more final week games than JarJar Stinks won in his three seasons. 
*RIPDab finishes with 8 wins despite never winning more than 2 games in a row all season. It is the first time Dab has made the playoffs without a win streak of at least three games. 
*RIPDab ties Duck Punchers and Shotti Bunch for most seasons with 8 or more wins in LOC history (6).
*Duck Punchers ties the record for most seasons with 9 or more wins (5).
*The Shotti Bunch enters the Festival of Champions as a 6th seed for the first time. They have never entered a playoff game as lower than a 4-seed. 
==2021 Blowouts of the Week==
Here are the 2021 blowouts of the week. 
Week	Winning Team 	Margin of Victory	Losing Team
1 	The Shotti Bunch 	121.50 	Papa's Posse
2 	RIPDab 	81.74 	Duck Punchers
3 	ma ma momma said 	63.52 	The Shotti Bunch
4 	Duck Punchers 	37.85 	The Stupid Idiots
5 	Paddock 9 	97.72 	The Multiverse of Mattness
6 	Papa's Posse 	76.87 	Paddock 9
7 	Papa's Posse (2) 	86.32 	Sweet Dee
8 	Pain Train 	59.57 	ma ma momma said
9 	The Stupid Idiots 	41.46 	The Multiverse of Mattness (2)
10 	ma ma momma said (2) 	74.31 	Sweet Dee (2)
11 	Papa's Posse (3) 	104.58 	Paddock 9 (2)
12 	Duck Punchers (2) 	73.85 	Pain Train
13 	The Multiverse of Mattness	58.70 	Sweet Dee (3)
14 	RIPDab (2) 	49.03 	The Shotti Bunch (2)
Four teams had multiple blowout wins, while another four had multiple blowout losses. There was no crossover. 
Papa had the most blowout wins with 3, while Sweet Dee was the only team without a blowout win. 
Sweet Dee had the most blowout loses with 3, while RIPDab was the only team without a blowout loss. 
==All-Time Regular Season Franchise Points Against Totals==
All-Time Regular Season Franchise Point Totals
Team Name 	Points Against Totals	Average PA Per Game	Average PA Per Season
Multiverse of Mattness	30,065.12 	208.79 	2733.19
Papa's Posse 	29,961.91 	208.07 	2723.81
The Duck Punchers 	29,790.72 	206.88 	2708.25
RIPDab 	29,645.57 	205.87 	2695.05
Paddock 9 	26,619.37 	204.76 	2661.94
Pain Train 	29,514.34 	204.96 	2683.12
ma ma momma said 	29,372.94 	203.98 	2670.27
The Shotti Bunch 	27,409.46 	209.23 	2740.95
Sweet Dee 	24,513.34 	207.74 	2723.70
The Stupid Idiots 	14,439.88 	218.79 	2887.98
JarJar Stinks! 	7857.30 	201.47 	2619.10
IAMGROOT 	5122.84 	197.03 	2561.42
Why am I doing this 	2702.65 	207.90 	2702.65
GregCincoDos 	2605.74 	200.44 	2605.74
Brak and Yellow 	2522.78 	194.06 	2522.78
bob's bananas 	2512.37 	185.56 	2512.37
Big Sacks 	2489.99 	191.54 	2489.99
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2478.49 	190.65 	2478.49
Even with the 8th fewest points against this year, no one could catch up to Mattness on this list. 
Below is the regular season points leaderboard.
== All-Time Regular Season Franchise Points Against Totals ==
All-Time Regular Season Franchise Point Totals
Team Name 	Point Totals	Average Points Per Season	Average Points Per Game
Duck Punchers 	31,356.10 	2850.55 	217.75
Pain Train 	30,543.24 	2776.66 	212.11
RIPDab 	30,420.04 	2765.46 	211.25
GaroppoblowMe 	30,184.72 	2743.16 	209.62
ma ma momma said 	30,050.61 	2731.87 	208.68
Paddock 9 	29,212.16 	2655.65 	202.86
The Shotti Bunch 	28,541.01 	2854.10 	217.87
Papa's Posse 	28,368.71 	2578.97 	197.00
Sweet Dee 	22,827.37 	2536.37 	193.45
Bell of Da Ball 	13,853.99 	2770.80 	209.91
JarJar Stinks! 	7393.57 	2464.52 	189.58
IAMGROOT 	5002.30 	2501.15 	192.40
B-2 Hallway Gangstas	2832.80 	2832.80 	217.91
Why am I Doing This 	2443.15 	2443.15 	187.93
Big Sacks 	2414.53 	2414.53 	185.73
Brak and Yellow 	2390.67 	2390.67 	183.90
bob's bananas 	2358.86 	2358.86 	181.45
GregCincoDos 	2313.17 	2313.17 	177.94
Even after a couple weaker seasons, Shotti still has the highest per game scoring average for a team that has played multiple seasons.
==Seasons of 9 or More Wins==
Seasons of 9 or more Wins by Each Team
Team 	Number of 9+ Win Seasons
The Shotti Bunch 	5
Duck Punchers 	5
ma ma momma said 	4
Pain Train 	4
Multiverse of Mattness	4
RIPDab 	3
Paddock 9 	1
Papa's Posse 	1
Sweet Dee 	0
== Highest Single-Season Point Totals (by Average) ==
These are regular season point totals and do not take into account points scored in the postseason tournaments.
Since the season was extended to 14 games in 2021, the official record is per game average, not total for the season. If we went by total, ma ma momma said would have set the single season record. But of course she had an extra game. She still logged the 9th best single season in LOC history. 
Team 	Year	Per Game Avg	Total Points
The Shotti Bunch	2016	246.92 	3209.99
ma ma momma said	2014	241.73 	3142.46
Mattness 	2018	240.10 	3121.24
Pain Train 	2013	239.22 	3109.80
RIPDab 	2013	238.15 	3096.01
Duck Punchers 	2014	236.17 	3070.18
ma ma momma said	2013	235.12 	3056.54
The Shotti Bunch	2012	231.83 	3013.85
ma ma momma said	2021	231.53 	3241.40
The Shotti Bunch	2013	231.42 	3008.40
Paddock 9 	2018	228.76 	2973.92
Duck Punchers 	2019	228.63 	2972.17
Duck Punchers 	2013	228.52 	2970.77
Bell of Da Ball 	2019	227.22 	2953.90
RIPDab 	2016	226.16 	2940.09
Paddock 9 	2019	226.16 	2940.04
RIPDab 	2011	225.99 	2937.84
Duck Punchers 	2012	225.96 	2937.53
==Highest Single-Season Points Against Totals==
In addition to the highest score of the season, momma saw the highest points against. Based on per game average, it still only ended up being the 15th highest points against ever. 
Team 	Year	Per Game Average	Total Points
The Stupid Idiots 	2018	243.78 	3169.14
RIPDab 	2018	235.60 	3062.86
Multiverse of Mattness	2013	234.04 	3042.46
Multiverse of Mattness	2020	232.56 	3023.24
The Stupid Idiots 	2019	228.76 	2973.85
The Shotti Bunch 	2016	226.73 	2947.45
The Shotti Bunch 	2018	226.03 	2938.33
Papa's Posse 	2020	225.17 	2927.21
Papa's Posse 	2016	222.10 	2887.25
The Shotti Bunch 	2012	221.91 	2884.78
RIPDab 	2019	221.83 	2883.82
Papa's Posse 	2013	221.43 	2878.59
Paddock 9 	2019	219.92 	2859.00
Duck Punchers 	2013	218.63 	2842.19
ma ma momma said 	2021	219.89 	3078.39
Sweet Dee 	2018	218.23 	2837.05
Duck Punchers 	2016	217.65 	2829.49
Pain Train 	2013	217.53 	2827.73
Pain Train 	2012	217.20 	2823.61
Pain Train 	2020	217.036 	2821.77
Papa's Posse 	2012	216.93 	2820.15
Paddock 9 	2018	216.83 	2818.80
ma ma momma said 	2019	216.16 	2810.02
ma ma momma said 	2013	216.09 	2809.22
Paddock 9 	2015	215.37 	2799.83
Multiverse of Mattness	2019	215.06 	2795.84
Sweet Dee 	2019	214.56 	2789.30
Sweet Dee 	2016	214.51 	2788.68
Sweet Dee 	2013	213.86 	2780.22
==Absolute Standings==
Standings if Top Five Teams Won Each Week
Player 	Absolute Record	Actual Record
Ma ma momma said 	10-4 	9-5
Papa's Posse 	10-4 	6-8
Duck Punchers 	9-5 	9-5
The Shotti Bunch 	8-6 	7-7
The Stupid Idiots 	7-7 	8-6
Pain Train 	7-7 	6-8
Multiverse of Mattness	7-7 	9-5
RIPDab 	6-8 	8-6
Sweet Dee 	3-11 	5-9
Paddock 9 	3-11 	3-11
Really tough go of it for Papa, who was a top-five scorer 10 times this season but came away with just 6 wins. Worth noting that if Pain Train had managed one more win with his same point total, he'd have missed playoffs by 6.52 points. 
===Combined Absolute Standings===
Standings Combining Actual w/Top Five & Bottom Five
Player 	Combined Record	Actual Record
Ma ma momma said 	19-9 	1st - 9-5
Duck Punchers 	18-10 	2nd - 9-5
Papa's Posse 	16-12 	8th - 6-8
Multiverse of Mattness	16-12 	3rd - 9-5
The Stupid Idiots 	15-13 	4th - 8-6
The Shotti Bunch 	15-13 	6th - 7-7
RIPDab 	14-14 	5th - 8-6
Pain Train 	13-15 	7th - 6-8
Sweet Dee 	8-20 	9th - 5-9
Paddock 9 	6-22 	10th - 3-11
Once again, Papa is the only one who really got screwed here, whereas RIPDab benefited from some decent matchups to help boost himself into contention. 
==All Time Regular Season Win/Loss Records==
After the first fourteen-game season, Duck Punchers extended their lead on the league, Commish climbed back up to the Groot Line (0.500), and Padock 9 lost ground to every single team. 
All-Time Regular Season Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W%
The Duck Punchers 	91	53	0.632
Pain Train 	80	64	0.555
The Shotti Bunch 	77	54	0.588
RIPDab 	76	68	0.528
ma ma momma said 	74	70	0.514
GaroppoblowMe 	72	72	0.500
Paddock 9 	63	81	0.438
Papa's Posse 	60	84	0.417
Sweet Dee 	43	75	0.364
The Stupid Idiots 	29	37	0.439
JarJar Stinks! 	18	21	0.462
IAMGROOT 	13	13	0.500
B-2 Hallway Gangsta	8 	5 	0.616
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	0.538
bob's bananas 	6 	7 	0.462
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	0.462
Why am I doing this	6 	7 	0.462
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	0.308
==All Time Single-Season Franchise Win/Loss Records==
It's time for our largest chart in the books. The single-season franchise win/loss list. 
In total, there have been 115 full seasons in the LoC. In 2011, 12 teams played 13 regular season games. Since then, there have been seven more full 13-game seasons and a single 14-game season played with ten teams in each.
Updated through 2021 season
All-Time Combined Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	Year
RIPDab 	11	2 	2013
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2014
Duck Punchers 	11	2 	2012
Paddock 9 	10	3 	2020
Duck Punchers 	10	3 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO 	10	3 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	10	3 	2017
ma ma momma said 	10	3 	2014
Garoppoblow Me 	10	3 	2016
RIPDab 	10	3 	2011
Pain Train 	9 	4 	2019
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2019
Papa's Posse 	9 	4 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2016
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2015
The Shotti Bunch 	9 	4 	2013
RIPDab 	9 	4 	2017
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2012
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2013
Pain Train WOO WOO 	9 	4 	2011
Duck Punchers 	9 	4 	2011
ma ma momma said 	9 	4 	2013
ma ma momma said 	9 	5 	2021
Duck Punchers 	9 	5 	2021
The Multiverse of Mattness	9 	5 	2021
RIPDab 	8 	5 	2020
Sweet Dee 	8 	5 	2020
The Duck Punchers 	8 	5 	2017
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2015
Garoppoblow Me 	8 	5 	2012
The Shotti Bunch 	8 	5 	2012
ma ma momma said 	8 	5 	2015
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	8 	5 	2011
RIPDab 	8 	5 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	8 	5 	2014
The Stupid Idiots 	8 	6 	2021
RIPDab 	8 	6 	2021
Pain Train 	7 	6 	2020
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2020
The Stupid Idiots 	7 	6 	2020
ma ma momma said 	7 	6 	2020
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2018
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2018
Pain Train WOO WOO 	7 	6 	2017
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2016
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2014
Papa's Posse 	7 	6 	2011
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2013
Duck Punchers 	7 	6 	2016
IAMGROOT 	7 	6 	2014
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	6 	2014
JarJar Stinks! 	7 	6 	2016
RIPDab 	7 	6 	2016
Garoppoblow Me 	7 	6 	2011
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2017
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2016
Paddock 9 	7 	6 	2012
Brak and Yellow 	7 	6 	2011
why am i doing this 	7 	6 	2012
The Shotti Bunch 	7 	7 	2021
Bell of Da Ball 	6 	7 	2019
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2019
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2019
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2019
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2018
The Shotti Bunch 	6 	7 	2018
Garoppoblow Me 	6 	7 	2017
Sweet Dee 	6 	7 	2015
IAMGROOT 	6 	7 	2013
Big Sacks 	6 	7 	2011
JarJar Stinks! 	6 	7 	2015
Paddock 9 	6 	7 	2014
Bobs Bananas 	6 	7 	2011
ma ma momma said 	6 	7 	2017
Pain Train 	6 	8 	2021
Papa's Posse 	6 	8 	2021
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2020
RIPDab 	5 	8 	2019
Sweet Dee 	5 	8 	2016
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2012
Duck Punchers 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2015
Pain Train WOO WOO 	5 	8 	2016
Papa's Posse 	5 	8 	2016
Paddock 9 	5 	8 	2013
butt fuckers 	5 	8 	2012
JarJar Stinks! 	5 	8 	2017
Sweet Dee 	5 	9 	2021
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2019
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2019
ma ma momma said 	4 	9 	2018
Papa's Posse 	4 	9 	2017
RIPDab 	4 	9 	2014
Sweet Dee 	4 	9 	2013
GregCincoDos 	4 	9 	2011
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2020
The Shotti Bunch 	3 	10	2020
RIPDab 	3 	10	2018
Butt Fuckers 	3 	10	2018
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2013
Papa's Posse 	3 	10	2012
Paddock 9 	3 	10	2015
RIPDab 	3 	10	2012
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2016
ma ma momma said 	3 	10	2011
Garoppoblow Me 	3 	10	2014
Sweet Dee 	3 	10	2017
Paddock 9 	3 	11	2021
Garoppoblow Me 	2 	11	2013
Sweet Dee 	2 	11	2014
Paddock 9 	2 	11	2011
Fourth worst record in LOC history from Pat, who narrowly avoids becoming the first 12-loss team. Surprisingly, even with the extra game, no one was able to break 10 wins. This is just the second time a season has ended without a team breaking double digit wins (2015). 
== Above and Below==
 
2021: How Many Games Above/Below Projection by Each Team
Teams 	Games Above Projection	Games Below Projection
Duck Punchers 	9 	5
ma ma momma said 	7 	7
The Stupid Idiots 	6 	8
The Shotti Bunch 	6 	8
The Multiverse of Mattness	5 	9
Papa's Posse 	5 	9
Pain Train 	4 	10
Sweet Dee 	3 	11
Paddock 9 	3 	11
RIPDab 	2 	12
Bad news bears for RIPDab. 
==Trade Tracker ==
TRADE TRACKER: Hopkins/Williams for Kirk/Reagor
X 	Paddock 9 	Paddock 9	RIPDab 	RIPDab
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored	Result
Week Five 	X 	W 	47.80 	W
Week Six 	X 	L 	22.10 	L
Week Seven 	X 	L 	20.10 	W
Week Eight 	10.20 	L 	13.00 	L
Week Nine 	X 	L 	X 	W
Week Ten 	14.40 	W 	X 	L
Week Eleven 	4.90 	L 	X 	L
Week Twelve 	X 	L 	X 	W
Week Thirteen 	1.40 	L 	11.60 	W
Week Fourteen 	21.00 	W 	12.00 	W
Per Player Average	10.38 	 	18.09 	
Total 	51.90 	3-7 	126.60 	6-4
Starts (Paddock 9):
*Kirk: 5
*Reagor: 0
Starts (RIPDab)
*Hopkins: 6
*Williams: 1
Hopkins is out for the rest of the fantasy season. Tough break for RIPDab. 
TRADE TRACKER: J.D. McKissic for Dallas Goedert
X 	Ma ma momma said	Ma ma momma said	Multiverse of Mattness	Multiverse of Mattness
X 	Points Scored 	Result 	Points Scored 	Result
Week Six 	X 	W 	22.83 	W
Week Seven 	13.60 	W 	11.05 	W
Week Eight 	15.00 	L 	X 	W
Week Nine 	8.70 	L 	X 	L
Week Ten 	X 	W 	8.30 	L
Week Eleven 	13.00 	W 	X 	W
Week Twelve 	X 	W 	X 	W
Week Thirteen 	35.50 	W 	X 	W
Week Fourteen 	X 	W 	X 	L
Per Player Average	17.14 	 	13.79 	
Total 	85.70 	7-2 	41.38 	6-3
Starts (ma ma momma said):
*Dallas Goedert: 5
Starts (Multiverse of Mattness):
* J.D. McKissic: 3
 
TRADE TRACKER: Mooney/Ertz for Fant/Rodgers
X 	Papa's Posse 	Papa's Posse	Multiverse of Mattness	Multiverse of Mattness
X 	Points Scored	Result 	Points Scored 	Result
Week Eleven 	70.10 	W 	61.58 	W
Week Twelve 	27.60 	L 	50.28 	W
Week Thirteen 	8.10 	L 	7.50 	W
Week Fourteen 	13.70 	L 	58.89 	W
Week Fifteen 	 	 	 	
Week Sixteen 	 	 	 	
Week Seventeen 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
 	 	 	 	
Per Player Average	19.92 	 	29.71 	
Total 	119.50 	1-3 	178.25 	4-0
Starts (Papa's Posse):
*Darrell Mooney: 4
*Zach Ertz: 2
Starts (Multiverse of Mattness):
* Aaron Rodgers: 3
*Noah Fant: 3
Mattness has to rely on Fant now that Hockenson is down for the season, a sure downgrade from Goedert who he traded away in the trade with Momma. 
==Power Rankings - Week Fifteen==
*APT: RECORD AGAINST PLAYOFF TEAMS
*L3: RECORD OVER LAST THREE GAMES
=== 1(1). Ma ma momma said (9-5) C, BYE===
* APT: 4-3
* L3: 2-1
Had a great week even in the loss and gets to avoid this nutty COVID week, but the virus stops for no bye and it will be interesting how different the NFL landscape is a week from now. 
===2(4). Duck Punchers (9-5) C===
*APT: 4-4
*L3: 2-1
Statement win over Papa's Posse, extinguishing his hopes and dreams while also knocking the other DiGennaro Boi out of the bye spot. It was a two for one special and as a reward they get to avoid playing in a week where they would likely have been without Tyler Lockett (at least). 
=== 3(2). The Multiverse of Mattness (9-5) C===
*APT: 4-4
*L3: 3-0
To have finished with the league's best record after their lackluster 2-3 start is impressive, even if their success can closely be tied to the players they purchased from Paddock 9. Last week they put up 282.30 without Waddle and Hockenson, which should give them the confidence to go into this quarterfinals matchup shorthanded. But history says otherwise: Commish has the worst playoff win percentage in LOC history, with six one-and-dones in the Festival of Champions.
===4(6). RIPDab (8-6) C===
*APT: 5-2
*L3: 3-0
Scored more and more over the last three weeks, has a three game win streak, has the best record against playoff teams this season, and already has 51.50 from the most difficult position to predict in fantasy football. Their projected 265.67 is currently the biggest projection of the week, but of course it's up against the second biggest (The Stupid Idiots is projected for 246.27). 
=== 5(3). The Stupid Idiots (8-6) C ===
*APT: 5-5
*L3: 0-3
Following up a 4-0 streak with a 3-0 streak, Stupid Idiots is the most underwhelming playoff team entering the quarterfinals. But that doesn't mean shit. They already got a great performance from Tyreek Hill and they get Jonathan Taylor back from the bye Saturday night. In a week where having points in the bank is better than projection, Taylor playing a Saturday game is crucial. 
=== 6(7). The Shotti Bunch (7-7) C===
* APT: 1-6
*L3: 2-1
The only playoff team they beat all season is the team they are playing this week: Commish. The first ever .500 playoff team is in good shape after a 21.80 performance from Keenan Allen, and with OBJ on track to return now that the game is moved to Tuesday, this is shaping up to be the beginning of another title run. 
===7(5). Papa's Posse (6-8) E===
* APT: 2-7
*L3: 0-3
I really feel for Papa because I think of all the managers this year he had reached the phase of "trying really hard but also may quit if I don't win games" stage of fantasy grief. The worst part was when he told me that he's been a loser for so long in this league that he's pretty sure the only reason he won in 2011 was because no one else knew what they were doing and he got lucky. Fuck that. Every champion is a champion. So this regular season collapse hurts. I just hope we see the guy in 2022. 
===8(8). Pain Train (6-8) E===
*APT: 4-6
*L3: 2-1
Three of the last four over 224 points but still just 2-4 over their final six. A strong finish usually means good things for the consolation tournament chances, and Pain Train certainly seems to have the best odds at Heart and Soul Bowl victory. For what it's worth, if they can win their final two games they'll finish the season over .500 and have a little confidence heading into the draft.
===9(10). Paddock 9 (3-11) E===
*APT: 1-7
*L3: 1-2
Paddock 9 dumped a lot of 2021 talent onto waivers this week, most notably Brandin Cooks. Which of course led to a war of words over whether Nate, who lost DeAndre Hopkins, should have put a waiver claim in on the guy. Instead, he ends up on Stupid Idiots. But that's neither here nor there. Paddock 9 is stocking potential keepers for 2022 and he still managed to break 200 for the second time in three weeks. It was a bad season for sure. But historically, not even close to the worst. 
===10(9). Sweet Dee (5-9) E===
*APT: 3-6
*L3: 0-3
Hard to believe at one point this team had a streak where they went 3-1. I'm confident that they could have done way better if they had simply tried at any point. 
== The 2021 Quarterfinals ==
I think we covered a lot this week, so I'll hit people with some historical playoff charts next week. For now, let's peep the two matchups:
=== Commish vs. Shotti ===
Head-to-Head: Mattness vs. The Shotti Bunch
Date 	Mattness	The Shotti Bunch	Classification 	Series Record
10/01/12	237.00 	293.22 	Regular Season 	0-1
12/03/12	270.81 	243.66 	Regular Season 	1-1
09/09/13	220.80 	260.09 	Regular Season 	1-2
11/11/13	158.46 	263.74 	Regular Season 	1-3
09/08/14	159.00 	219.92 	Regular Season 	1-4
11/10/14	182.15 	212.76 	Regular Season 	1-5
09/21/15	241.04 	203.02 	Regular Season 	2-5
11/23/15	133.21 	230.97 	Regular Season 	2-6
09/19/16	203.68 	224.81 	Regular Season 	2-7
11/21/16	218.88 	203.63 	Regular Season 	3-7
11/06/17	220.44 	205.52 	Regular Season 	4-7
12/18/17	203.87 	318.06 	Festival Semifinals 	4-8
11/05/18	259.80 	186.90 	Regular Season 	5-8
09/16/19	205.76 	208.30 	Regular Season 	5-9
11/02/20	176.57 	162.05 	Regular Season 	6-9
09/20/21	183.80 	239.65 	Regular Season 	6-10
 	 	 	Festival Quarterfinals	
The last time these two met in the playoffs was four years ago tomorrow, when Shoti put up the second best semifinals performance in LOC history on his way to a fourth championship. Since then, the teams are 2-2 in head to head, with no one winning back-to-back. 
Now that the league has moved Rams/Seahawks to Tuesday, this matchup will have taken place over five days of NFL football and culminate in a finale that may be decided on how many field goals LA attempts. 
=== RIPDab vs. The Stupid Idiots ===
Updated through 12/16/20
Head-to-Head: The Stupid Idiots vs. RIPDab
Date 	The Stupid Idiots	RIPDab	Classification 	Series Record
10/15/12	222.78 	147.56	Regular Season 	1-0
12/24/12	211.23 	202.58	The Million Dollar Game	2-0
09/17/18	226.44 	200.38	Regular Season 	3-0
09/09/19	185.20 	185.69	Regular Season 	3-1
10/28/19	264.92 	247.27	Regular Season 	4-1
09/14/20	201.72 	198.38	Regular Season 	5-1
12/28/20	227.75 	203.84	Salty Dolphin Bowl 	6-1
09/13/21	217.20 	230.57	Regular Season 	6-2
11/29/21	134.93 	166.38	Regular Season 	6-3
RIPDab swep this season series and their 166.38-134.93 win stopped a potential meltdown (1-3 in previous four games before that). There is zero point zero percent chance that 166 wins this quarterfinals showdown. Once again, this is going to come down to Tuesday, as both games will heavily swing the match. Kupp will be playing at the same time as Philly defense and Davonte Smith and I cannot wait for the fireworks. 
=== All-Time Quarterfinal Performances ===
Some old names in here and don't really feel like changing them as I run out of steam towards the end of this writeup. 
Updated Through 2020 season.
Points Scored	Team 	Year
359.58 	Pain Train WOO WOO (PT) 	2017
355.42 	The Shotti Bunch (TSB) 	2013
302.53 	Papa's Posse (PP) 	2011
284.46 	WhatCanBrownsDo4You? (B4Y)	2013
283.92 	IAMGROOT (IAG) 	2014
277.85 	TSB 	2014
272.31 	ma ma momma said (MMS) 	2015
267.03 	P9 	2019
266.55 	PT 	2014
258.47 	MMS 	2013
254.47 	B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	2011
254.45 	Paddock 9 (P9) 	2018
244.43 	Garoppoblow Me (GBM) 	2012
241.83 	Duck Punchers 	2020
239.77 	TSB 	2012
237.05 	GBM 	2017
228.57 	PT 	2011
223.99 	RIPDab (RIP) 	2015
222.93 	The Stupid Idiots 	2019
220.41 	Why am I doing this 	2012
214.76 	P9 	2017
212.21 	PP 	2014
211.70 	IAG 	2013
204.72 	Sweet Dee (SD) 	2018
203.00 	GBM 	2011
202.24 	Pain Train 	2020
197.91 	The Stupid Idiots 	2020
195.45 	TSB 	2019
189.87 	PP 	2018
183.54 	PP 	2015
181.74 	RIP 	2016
178.55 	JarJar Stinks 	2016
176.67 	P9 	2016
175.43 	P9 	2012
175.35 	B4Y 	2017
173.82 	B4Y 	2018
166.49 	SD 	2015
162.85 	Sweet Dee 	2020
160.70 	MMS 	2019
133.50 	B4Y 	2016
== And Finally...The Postseason Records ==
Below are the win/loss records for every team for every postseason games. This combines Festival main bracket, Consolation bracket, and all consolation games (including Bowl Week games). It does not discriminate between Glory Bowl wins and Million Dollar Game wins. Therefore, the records should be taken with a grain of salt. 
All-Time Combined Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	Total Games
The Shotti Bunch 	16	6 	0.762	22
Paddock 9 	15	7 	0.666	22
Sweet Dee 	11	6 	0.706	17
Papa's Posse 	11	10	0.500	21
Pain Train 	10	11	0.429	21
ma ma momma said 	8 	14	0.381	22
RIPDab 	8 	14	0.381	22
The Duck Punchers 	8 	13	0.400	21
The Multiverse of Mattness	8 	14	0.333	22
JarJar Stinks! 	4 	3 	0.571	7
The Stupid Idiots 	5 	4 	0.500	9
GregCincoDos 	3 	0 	1.000	3
bob's bananas 	2 	1 	0.666	3
IAMGROOT 	2 	3 	0.400	5
Big Sacks 	1 	1 	0.500	2
B-2 Hallway Gangsta 	1 	2 	0.333	3
Brak and Yellow 	0 	2 	0.000	2
Why am I doing this 	0 	2 	0.000	2
== In Conclusion==
Best of luck to everyone! More charts next week, plus the final four teams duke it out for league supremacy. Week 16 will be the last week of 2021 where all ten of us play. Can't believe it's almost over. 
Love, 
Matt
Also fuck you COVID.