"Worst Troll Ever"

Content Warning: The messages in this article contain slurs (although usually misspelt), attempts at transphobia, and graphic depictions of men kissing.
The "Worst Troll Ever", commonly known as sodimitekiller or youareaman, refers to the three seperate accounts (likely run by 1 user) that were used in an attempt to troll Garfcordians on September 11th, 2023. The attempt was widely considered extremely counter-productive, hence the title of "Worst Troll Ever".
== Timeline of Events ==
=== First Contact with the Server ===
7:35pm: Sodimitekiller initially contacts Pluck. Pluck declines the request, shaking it off as a one-time troll.
7:38pm: Iltda receives a friend request, posting it in #tw-general.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150727091864731648
7:39pm: Ashe receives a friend request, triggering a discussion in #tw-general.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150727232025796669 Joxi believes that a troll that joined earlier could have leaked the names of some of the members.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150728103128211566
7:43pm: Halls receives a friend request.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150728409442435092 Pluck tries adding them back out of morbid curiosity.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150728584156172308 
7:45pm: The user is preemptively banned by Joxi.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150728855955452015
7:47pm: Socks becomes the first user to contact the troll, DMing them an image of a shirtless old man.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150729245178470400 Halls receives a DM with the f-slur.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150729346525429760
7:53pm: Pluck's friend request is accepted by the troll, who is noticeably annoyed at the fact that Pluck sent them a friend request rather than vice-versa.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150730894236192808 
7:55-7:57pm: The troll accuses various members of Garfcord of reporting them,https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150731304984387607https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150731304984387607 managing to misspell "suspicious" multiple times. 
7:58pm: The troll contacts Eddie, accidentally affirming his gender.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150732045627170816 The troll will continue to refuse the fact that Eddie is transmasc until their last contact with the server.
7:59pm: The troll severely misunderstands the meaning of cisgender, sending a message to Pluck reading "ok cisgender fuck. you will never be a real cisgender".https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150732306726789120 This will later reach 21 stars on starboard, becoming the first iconic screenshot of the incident.
8:04pm: Joxi receives a friend request.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150733508050948186 Eddie receives a slew of DMs intended to be transphobic, but accidentally further affirming Eddie, becoming the second iconic screenshot of the incident.
8:10pm: After being DMed an image of men kissing by Halls,https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150733696492646461 the troll seems to go silent, blocking Sockshttps://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150735544096133151 and refusing to respond to any further DMs.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150736429098467399 Garfcordians believe that the troll may have gone offline. Little do they know...
=== Second Contact with the Server as Youareamale ===
8:13pm: Joxi notices a new account that joins the server named youareamale. They are instantly banned.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150735979280347156
8:17pm: Pluck gets a DM from youareamale, reading "male".https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150736968917995572
8:18pm: Halls and Madeline receive friend requests.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737103106355200https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737149994479626
=== Creation of Malecord ===
8:19pm: Halls receives a strange invite to a newly-created server called "i send this server to MALES".https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737324477513738 Pluck receives the same invite shortly after.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737406895607889
8:20pm: Pluck sends the invite link in #tw-general.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737477154381854 Eddie receives an invite via DM.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737552538611732
8:21pm: The image of mermen kissing becomes symbolic of the counter-trolling effort as Joxi sends it to youareamale.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150737753189912587
8:22pm: The flawed design of the new server becomes apparent, as it seems the troll forgot to limit permissions for members in their rush to create a server. Users bombard the server with shitposts.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150738058015145995
8:23pm: Clyde, Discord's AI bot, joins the chaos as users realise that the server owner is possibly even more incompetent than they thought.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150738226332585994
8:35pm: Aleph receives a friend request from sodimitekiller.
8:50pm: Youareamale calls JK Rowling a trans woman.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150745181482663987 Users begin playing Gartic Phone in the server's voice chat.
9:00pm: Youareamale deletes the server in a fit of rage.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150747671095681064
9:02pm: Users believe that the troll has given up.
=== peddestrian not women HE is MAN ===
9:45pm: Joxi notices two accounts joining the server, named "peddestrian not women HE is MAN" and "peddestrian is a MAN stop faking".https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150759004570648576 You gotta hand it to this troll, they don't give up.
=== Malecord 2 ===
9:48pm: Eddie creates a spin-off server, Malecord 2, tricking the troll into joining it.
9:51pm: The troll pledges allegiance to the flag of Liberia.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150760476804911155
9:56pm: Users create a group whiteboard, teaching the troll how to draw swastikas correctly.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150761693157265428 The troll says "liberals actually want dildos in math look it up".https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150777096562552833
10:24pm: The troll is given ownership of the server; it's only fair. They then prohibit all users from talking or joining voice channels.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150768833217437766
=== "Worst Troll Ever" Makes Their Final Stand ===
10:28pm: The troll pings users, starting a rant about how they will always be males. Users spam-react the messages with pride flags.https://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/977045622618193920/1150769872846991473
Here marks the end of the worst three-part saga ever made.
== Aftermath ==
=== References in Garfcord Culture ===
Many messages from the night make starboard. Users quote the troll's accidental affirmations.
=== Criticism ===
Multiple users have criticised the legitimacy of the troll, suggesting that "he's just playing along for the joke" and that "there's no way this is a real troll". Either way, the troll did a great job being an ally to transmascs, and provided an excellent night of entertainment to users.