Millwall Montgomery Rupert Fortescue Caruthers

··"Good Evening, my name is Millwall Montgomery Rupert Fortescue Caruthers and welcome to a very special edition of "The F**K is That?" Where we will be answering the very inmportant question, what the f**k is a Millwall, and how the f**k has he managed to live this long?"
Born at a very young age, Millwall is the second oldest son of Millicent 'mistake not my calm demeanour for one of pacifism for I will happily option three an ogre with a rolling pin' De Mowbray (No relation) and Wallace 'Insert humourous nickname here' Caruthers (Thats not an input prompt by the way, thats actually his nickname.) His middle names are respectively the names of his mothers father, his fathers father and the man we suspect is his fathers actual father. Some say his first name is a portmanteau of the first names of his parents, others say thats what he was conceived up against.
Millwall spent most of his early life developing survival skills by playing a variety of games such as scavenger hunts (which the uncharitable might call looting the dead and the city guards called theft as often as not), Hide and Seek (Which he played with various game animals and which the fancy folk referred to as poaching) and of course, Knife Ear Nelly. 
As an adult he took various jobs including handyman, deliveryman, messenger, baker, horse painter, butcher, shepherd, farmhand, brewer, money launderer, Rag and bone man, Earls Militia and Bard. Eventually he decided to start adventuring and joined the alchemists and scouts guild. His initial idea was to become a career alchemist to make more money but upon hearing how much cash the law guilds were rolling in he changed his mind and rose through the ranks of the scouts guild before becoming a Forester.
Notable accomplishments include:
• Taking the head of Kravic Khan, an Abraxian Ogre who led a large army and had overrun a sizeable town. Millwall led the mission which led to the defeat of the ogre and his army.
• Getting arrested for telling the Knight Commander Sir Sinjen to fucking do one and subsequently being found innocent by a court, thus proving two things, firstly that Sir Sinjen can indeed fucking do one and secondly that the accusation of disrespect from Sir Sinjen was false and as such Sir Sinjen was a liar. Sir Sinjen stepped down as Knight Commander not long afterwards.
• Writing a song that got banned before anybody had either heard it or read the words.