Cyril Parrish/3.0

Cyril Parrish is a character played by boredgamelad.
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== Background ==
Cyril is an electronics enthusiast who lives with his dad, Vic Parrish. Victor is on permanent disability due to a workplace injury and the two have a strained relationship. As such, Cyril spends as much time out of the house as possible. When questioned, Cyril refuses to speak about his mother and quickly changes the subject.
== Medical Conditions ==
Cyril suffers from several medical conditions varying from minor inconveniences to debilitating weaknesses. Known medical conditions include:
* Full-body chafing: Cyril is susceptible to chafing on all parts of his body due to a hereditary condition. Because of this, Cyril must regularly apply anti-itch cream to various portions of his body after significant physical exertion. Doctors have informed Cyril that this is unlike any other skin condition they have tested and have suggested the disorder may be named after him after his death.
* Extrasensory rejection (ESR): Due to a lifetime spent around exposed wires and electrical equipment, Cyril's body has developed a condition whereby it rejects many types of sensory inputs, including inner ear and electromagnetic. As such, Cyril has no "internal compass"; he cannot remember directions and gets lost easily, and he also does not "feel" balance, causing him to stumble and fall quite often due to being unable to detect when he is unlevel. 
* Spontaneous muscle rigidity: Parts of Cyril's body, primarily his arms, intermittently find themselves stiffened and out of Cyril's control.
* Flat-footed