Brandon

Brandon is a BAMF. He is easily sexually frustrated. It is literally impossible for him to be mean. He plays tennis, which is equivalent to hardcore pushups and chinups and crunches in my honest opinion.
He often fangirls in Tinychat. (Fanboys?)
He RPs Michael Corner and looks uncannily like his character.
He is supermegafoxyawesomehot, therefore your argument in invalid.
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If you don't love Brandon, there is something medically wrong with you and you need to be hospitalized ASAP.