Crash Bandicoot Vs Spyro The Dragon ( Ft . Stofferex B-Lo

Spyro:
The greatest gaming rivalry next to Mario and Sonic
But this shouldn’t be a contest since this seems a bit one sided
When we’re played on Playstation, it’s me that they’re fond of
This defeat will be another one to put for your Die-O-Rama
It’s a dragon who’s opponent is a rodent
Who doesn’t even have the brain to try to focus
It’s no surprise I’ll spit hot, what will you do?
Facing me is N Sane like giving you tattoos
I don’t expect you to bring a clever diss sir
Your fans are furries who care more about your sister
Mutated, evolved but not with intelligence
You’re the only one in Cortex’s list of failed experiments
Your mind must be Warped cause it’s hard beating me
Than it is beating levels with your game’s difficulty
With the power of Aether, there’s nothing that I can’t do
And someone tell Ellen Ripley that someone’s taken her mech suit
Crash:
This guy’s a dragon? But you’re so damn Tiny
And like the tiger, compared to you, I’m mighty
And comparing our receptions, I had more copies sold
Look at our release dates, I came first on the console
You talk on my intellect, not like you were smart when you started
It took you years to learn flight or see you were adopted
Like really, how should that be a surprise?
Spent your life as a dragonfly, now you see you’re not fly
Can someone teach me on How to Train Your Dragon
And tell him that his games aren’t good so he can’t be braggin’?
And talking furry bait? Should I bring up Elora?
I’m making Moneybags by making gems before ya
I remastered my trilogy to have fans relive my action
Then this dragon saw Skylanders flopped and now he’s on my bandwagon
You shouldn’t underestimate this Bandicoot
I could simply beat this dragon with a single Wumpa Fruit
Spyro:
This Bandicoot is Crashing here more than when he’s racing
I know you’re dumb but do you know who you’re facing?
Your species are endangered, dragons are untamable
Don’t talk about Skylanders since you were also playable
Crash:
At least people knew I was in it with that announcement
The people who never played it didn’t know you were in it
Then you had a TV show and it’s nothing fans grew to like
So you try to have me on but your makers couldn’t get me right
Spyro:
I grab the mic and my rhymes strike you like thunder
When you see what I can do, you’ll be cowering like Hunter
Crash:
Got no sword but this dragon will still be slayed
Ask Nathan Drake which of the two of us he prefers to play
Spyro:
This won’t end friendly like our crossover games
Crash:
That’s good, I’ve been waiting to Bash you in with pain
Spyro:
How can you beat me when two thirds of your games are shit?
Crash:
Cause Enter the Dragonfly is broken as Sonic 06
Spyro:
Crash be acting like he’s got a crystal up his ass
You won’t be able to do your dumb victory dance
You talk about my show, how it’s nothing people knew
Well I could say the same for your shitty cartoon
I’m capable of so much, Aku Aku ain’t protecting you
Bash you more than a hundred crates, winning? I don’t expect you to
When I’m on the track, straight fire ignites
It’s no wonder that Tawna would leave you for Pinstripe
Crash:
I may have little IQ but I’ve outsmarted many scientists
You’ll get smashed more than when you’re escorting the Alchemist
You got all of this magic but honestly, come on
You’re Spike from MLP with the voice of Spongebob
I’m going Boom Bang on this beat like (WOAH)
Stomp you to a pancake with my feet like (OH)
Did you really think you ever had a shot? (OH NO)
Unlike people with your games, you just got owned
=== credits ===
released July 30, 2021 
B-Lo as Spyro
Stofferex as Crash Bandicoot
Mixing by B-Lo
Beat Produced by Marsad Men
Category:Brandon Lorbes
Category:Stofferex
Category:Rap Battles