Kenny McCormick

Kenny McCormick is a very wanted criminal who works with Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, and Stan Marsh, and he's known for committing various crimes such as robbing homes, using Mario's pipe to bash people into the void of nothing, hating on anime girls, and much more. The FBI has considered Kenny one of the most wanted criminals of all time. Currently, he is the one of the very few trapped in the Endless Road.
==Background==
Kenny McCormick was born on March 22, 1988. He became a criminal at 1 years old. He already managed to sneak into the FBI's office at 2 years old and hijacked all their computers and televisions just a year later. He would later become the greatest and youngest hacker of all time, because he also hacked the school principal's announcement microphone. He could already learn to start fire alarms at school when he was 2.
==Later Life==
At 7 years old, he would start his criminal record by stealing a pipe at a diet water store. Now, Aika is very defensive, so she whooped Kenny with his pipe and threw him and his sour patch kids out her house. This would be in the Wall of Shame for a year, and the only time Kenny's plan FAILED.
The FBI spread this lie to calm everyone down. Because he was sneaking in her home for 1 month. The police was looking for him every second, hour, and minute. But Kenny is 10 years old and he cannot fit properly and he is fat and play shames all day, so he has a struggle going in holes, so he was caught. But he roundhouse kicked them.
As of now, he is very annoying to people and everyone in society since he always tries to rob stuff like in Roblox. He come tried to steal all the Useless men from the Bacon Hub to make his south park empire bigger, but then the Bacons and the Noobs teamed up together to get the slenders back, however the slenders were loyal to him so it took a long time to steal them back. When the bacons and the noobs did get them back, the slenders did their prisons labor as usual (because bacon hub is like a prison for slenders).
== Gallery==
File:Angrykenny.png|Kenny's angry form.
File:Kennyfanart.png|Anime kenny (or just kenny if he was portrayed in countryhumans).
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