The Confrontation

Fandom Fighter is the forty-second episode of SBFW Quest. It aired on May 5, 2020, and is written by FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Back at Fanonland, Rocky and Cici are playing kick the can)
Cici: Kick the can is always classic… ally boring.
Rocky: Yeah. Wanna play kick the rock instead?
Cici: Sure!
(An unknown figure pops up right behind them)
???: Hey guys, what’s new?
Cici: AHH! Who the hell are you?
Polar: I’m Polar. Sorry I haven’t been around for a while. I was too busy gathering sticks for my stick collection. (she points to a massive tower of sticks that's probably taller than Mt. Everest)
Cici: Jesus criminy.
Matchy: Hey welcome back, Polar.
Polar: Thanks. Hey, where’s King Jasbre?
Rocky: Well first of all, we now have a King Jasbre II. But they’re basically the same so it doesn’t matter.
Cici: Second of all, he’s missing.
Polar: Where’s Crazy? We need to continue that project we were working on a few months ago.
Rocky: Last time I saw him, he was watering a weed plant.
Polar: wait wut
Para: (just waking up) Damn it, why do I always miss the exposition?
Primitive: I’ve been up ten seconds longer than you. Ha!
(Suddenly, a group of men riding horses comes up to the gate)
Primitive: Yeeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old to- (Para slaps him)
Para: No.
(One of the men riding the horses steps down and introduces himself as a Fandom sheriff) 
Member 5: Any questions?
Primitive: Uh yeah, are you gonna finish that bread?
Member 5: (shoves the entire loaf in his mouth) Absolutely.
Primitive: Aww.
Member 5: We’re here for an investigation.
Para: Investigation? How come?
Member 5: Well, another staff member of us requested one.
Para: Sounds very suspicious… 
Matchy: What the frickety fuck is happening?
Member 5: We’re here for an investigation- (Rocky throws a rock at his face and knocks him down) HEY! WHO DID THAT?
(No one confesses)
Member 5: Okay, then… WAR!
Para: What the Kentucky fried fuck
Polar: Bitch I just returned!
Cici: Everyone to your battle stations!
Matchy: But I don’t know where they are!
Cici: They’re near Jasbre’s castle. C’mon, everyone!
(Everyone follows Cici to the castle and start preparing to fight)
Member 5: Damn, they’re a LOT more prepared than we were anticipating. We got this in the bag, though.
Para: Hey, where are the cannons?
Cici: Uh, we ran out of cannonballs, so it doesn’t matter.
Rocky: Can they use rocks?
Cici: No.
Rocky: Dammit.
(Fandom starts shooting with their own cannon towards the castle. One of the cannonballs leaves a massive hole where everyone is)
Matchy: Fuck.
Cici: It’s okay. They haven’t gotten to us quite yet. Besides, we have backup. (he holds Para up as a shield)
Para: This isn’t what I meant!
(Fandom shoots another cannonball, this time straight at Para. Para manages to wriggle free out of Cici’s grasp and barely dodges the shot. However, Cici gets injured)
Cici: FUCK! Now I know how buffalo feel. Anyone got any bandages?
Primitive: Negative. Oh wait, I forgot I had one in my pocket. It’s for emergencies.
Cici: Good. (as he’s about to grab Prim’s bandage, a cannonball takes out the back wall of the top floor of the castle) I dunno if we’re screwed, or if we’re fucked. Either way, we’re doomed.
Para: Don’t be such a doomer. We still have the side walls.
Cici: The side walls are useless, you dumbass!
Para: Oh yeah…
Cici: We need to fire back before it’s too late.
Matchy: But what can we use? We don’t have cannonballs!
Rocky: Leave that to me. (he grabs a slingshot and around a hundred rocks, and starts flinging them at the Fandom staff’s cannon)
Member 6: Oh shit, they’re attacking our cannon!
Member 3: Moving the cannon! (they move the cannon 6 inches to the left)
Rocky: Dumbass. Thanks to my 2020 vision, I can see everything.
Matchy: Don’t we all?
Rocky: ...no.
(Rocky shoots a rock directly at the head of the cannon, damaging it)
Member 4: DAMN IT! Does it still work, sir?
Member 6: Uhh, lemme see… no.
Member 4: Ughhh. I guess we have no other choice.
Member 6: What other choice do we have?
Member 4: The WEAPON.
Member 6: The what?
Member 4: Oh, you know what I mean. (winks)
Member 6: You better not be fucking serious.
Member 5: I think he’s serious. It’s our last chance at beating them.
Member 6: If you say so… 
(To be continued… )
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