The Engineer and the Legendary Butt-crack

By Reap
==Characters==
*Engineer
*Scientist
*All-Star
*Foot-Soldier
*Crazy Dave
*Sunflower
==Transcript/Story==
June 10, 2013
===The Legendary Tale..===
All-Star: Were finally anounced on a new war! COOL!
Scientist: I think it is legitimate. I can use my new technology on those pesky little plants!
Foot-Soldier: Woah, there soldier, don't go all "YAAY IT'S A FIGHT!". Remember, it's a war!
Engineer: I hope I'm funny in this war!
~Everyone except Engineer doubted that he will be funny~
Scientist: YOU! FUNNY?!?!? NOT EVEN! You don't even have the rights! You have a lack of a running gag!
All-Star: Haha! No-Stars can't be funny!
Foot-Soldier: YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR WAR!
Engineer: That's mean..
All-Star: SO WHAT!? 
Scientist: Yah! You always fail on puns, Mr. Engineer NO FUNNY PANTS!
Engineer: -_- I hate you guys
~Hours of laughing, the zombies had to plan their attack for the start of the war~
Engineer: It's hopeless, I'll never be funny!
~Foot-Soldier shows up~
Engineer: Why are you here? You're gonna laugh at me..
Foot-Soldier: Hey, I did say that you aren't funny, but that doesn't mean that you should give up! Zombes never give up, fighting for the brains! But hey, I know something that can make you funny!
Engineer: Really? What is it?
~Foot-Soldier gets the map from his ZPG container~
Foot-Soldier: Here.. the map to the Legendary Butt-crack.
Engineer: Woaah..  have to go there now!
Foot-Soldier: Woah there, soldier! Our boss didn't even pack us weapons! You can't go there without weapons! You'll be Head-Popped!
Engineer: Your'e right, I need to train
Foot-Soldier: Indeed! Let's start!
~Training Montage happens, training montage music starts playing~
Engineer: *runs on a zombie treadmill* 
Foot-Soldier: FASTER SOLDIER!
Engineer: *doing push-ups* 995, 996, 997, 998, 998, 999, 1000! 
Foot-Soldier: KEEP IT UP!
Engineer: *does jumping jacks*
Foot-Soldier: Your'e getting the hang of it!
~Foot-Soldier uses the Dummy Shield he stole from All-Star and uses it as the final part of the training montage~
Foot-Soldier: Final test.. soldier
Engineer: I am ready.. *destroys the Dummy Shield using his willpower* HIYA!
Foot-Soldier: You are officially ready!
June 11, 2013
===Escaping Dr. Zomboss Estate===
Dr. Zomboss: Here are your weapons! Don't leave the base until the war starts!
All Zombies: YES ZOMBIE LORD SCIENTIST!
~In a secret base~
Foot Soldier: Apparently, the cave where the Legendary Butt-crack resides is out of our base..
Engineer: What will we do now?
Foot-Soldier: We have to sneak out!
Engineer: That is probably impossible! He created lots of security devices.. LASERS... ROBOTS.... BLIMPS...ROBOT BLIMPS...ROBOT BLIMPS WITH LASERS! He has the mode of a boss!
Foot-Soldier: Use your training.. It will be fine!
~It is now night~
Foot-Soldier: Now's the chance!
Engineer: Wish me brains!
~Engineer is now in the exit room.. with a bunch of guards~
Engineer: Hehehe..
~Engineer activates the Jackhammer to distract them~
Zombot Guard 1: WHAT IS THAT NOISE! 
Zombot Guard 2: MAYBE YOU ARE CRAZY ZOMBOT GUARD 1!
Zombot Guard 3: WE ARE ROBOTS! WE ARE NOT CRAZY! WE ARE JUST ROBOTIC
Zombot Guard 1: CORRECT ZOMBOT GUARD 3! BUT WE SHALL CHECK THAT DOOR CALLED ROOL THERTY FOOR
Zombot Guard 2: YOU ARE WRONG! IT'S CALLED CAHP KAKES
Zombot Guard 3: CAN'T YOU READ? IT'S JUST CALLED DOOR!
Zombot Guard 2: OH!
Zombot Guard 1: WHATEVER! WE SHALL CHECK!
~Zombot Guards check the Door~
Engineer: Coast is clear! I just need to get past those Lasers!
~Engineer succesfully goes past the lasers..~
Engineer: and finally.. the blimps.. I have a dart sooo..
~Engineer throws the dart at the blimp, and the blimp pops~
Engineer: HAHA!
Foot-Soldier: You are doing well, soldier
Engineer: IM OUT! 
~Robot Blimps with Lasers show up~
Robot Blimp w/ Laser 1: HALT ZOMBIE!
Engineer: *wears a Dr. Zomboss mask* What are you talking about? I am Dr. Zomboss!
Robot Blimp w/ Laser 2: WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING THE MASTER?
Robot Blimp w/ Laser 1: I THOUGHT THAT HE WAS AN ENGINEER
Robot Blimp w/ Laser 2: WHATEVER, WE SHALL TALK ABOUT THIS! ROBOT BLIMP TO ROBOT BLIMP
Engineer: Hehe.. I'M FREE!
Foot-Soldier: Good brains, Engineer
===Claming the Legend===
Engineer: The cave!
~Engineer succesfully goes in~
Engineer: THE BUTT-CRACK!
~The butt-crack appears in the butt-stand~
Engineer: Good thing I have my butt rock to replace it!
~Engineer carefully goes through the traps and the puzzles, he was finally in the chamber of the Butt-cracks~
Engineer: Carefully..
~Engineer replaces the Legendary Butt-crack with the Butt Rock, however, the place now starts to self destruct~
Engineer: Uh-oh! 
~Engineer ran through the dangerous paths and was able to escape, outside, the Legendary Butt-crack started to merge with Engineer's butt~
Engineer: Woah.. my butt...
~The Legendary Butt-crack finally merged ~
Engineer: WOW! I have to tell everyone!
~Engineer goes back to Zomboss Estate, without getting caught~
February 25, 2014
===Epilogue: Engineer's Legendary Butt Crack===
9:30
Sunflower: Oh Crazy Dave.. Why always oversleep?
~Sunflower gets his sauce-gong pan~
Sunflower: 3..2...1..
~Sunflower bangs the sauce pan.. and Crazy Dave wakes up!~
Crazy Dave: AAAHH! IM UP! IM UP!
Sunflower: Why do you wake up late!?!
Crazy Dave: I'm sorry Sunflower.. I'm just a bit CRAAAZZYY! Here, have a donut
Sunflower: 1. It's ok Crazy Davey and 2. YAY! DONUTS! 
~Sunflower eats the Donut~
Sunflower: Delish!
Crazy Dave: So cute! Anyways, we got a CRAAAZZZYY WAR now! Let's get going!
Sunflower: YAY!
~At the Zomboss Estate~
Dr. Zomboss: RISE MY ZOMBIES! WE GOT A WAR TO WIN!
All Zombies: Yes SCIENTIST SIR!
~In the War~
All-Star: HAHA! ENGINEER! YOUR'E BUTT CRACK!
Scientist: I know right! He is so funny and legit!
Foot-Soldier: Now THATS A SOLDIER!
Engineer: Thanks guys! 
~Engineer gets his jackhammer~
Engineer: WE SHALL WIN THE WAR! LETS GET GOING!
All Zombies: YEAH!
The End
==Trivia==
*In the beginning of the epilogue, Sunflower wakes up Crazy Dave with a saucepan. This is a reference of one of Princess Kitty's comics. I did it to help everyone hear about this!
**Also, when Crazy Dave gave Sunflower a Donut as a sign of apology, she said YAY! DONUTS. This is a reference to another Fan fic, Sunflower and The Donuts?! as a sign of respect that it's a featured fan fic
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