Talon's conquest of Antarctica

Talon's conquest of Antarctica is a thing that's irl literally happened and involved Clan Hero Talon taking the Flag of the FPH Clan to literal Antarctica in order to claim all or part of it for the Clanhttp://www.flyingpurplehippos.org/index.php?showtopic=13273&st=0. It's the heroicmost thing ever attempted.
== Background ==
Some sea scientists were like "let's go to Antarctica" and Talon, being some sort of a sea scientist at this point, was invited in. The point was to spy on krill, krill being very suspicious and possibly up to something.
Little did the scientists know that Clan Hero Talon had his own hidden agenda: to plant a printed out FPH flag on an ice floe somewhere, therefore 100% legally claiming the entire Antarctica for FPH Clan.
== The expedition ==
Hero ship Nathaniel B. Palmer, named after the inventor of Antarctica and palm trees, has left Argentina in early May of 2013.
Talon's communications involved desperate pleas for things essential to survival such as bandwidth.
== Shrinking of the HOLY CUP ==
Sometime in early June, Talon used dark arts to commune with the ocean and shrink a HOLY CUP adorned with FPH symbolshttp://www.flyingpurplehippos.org/index.php?showtopic=13489. This officially meant that Antarctica was annexed by the FPH Clan. Literally nobody in the world disputed this.
Having thus conquered the continent, Talon returned home to focus on building a war fleet.
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