A Goofy Movie/Trailer transcripts

==North American Trailers==
====Original Theatrical Trailer====
*(The Walt Disney Pictures logo appears)
*Max: Going somewhere, Pop?
*Goofy: Sure are!
*(We cut to Goofy climbing up the car complete with stuff)
*Goofy: It's a vacation with me, and my best buddy.
*Max: Donald Duck?
*Goofy: No, silly. With you!
*(The camera rotates over to Max and slowly zooms in on him as he is horrified about being chosen as his father's vacation mate. Then Max faints and we cut to Goofy squeaking a rubber ducky)
*Mark Elliott: It's Goofy...
*Goofy: Gooch-a-boo, boo, boo, boo, boo! (The baby Goofy wants to take a picture of looks like she's about to cry) Give me a big.... (Squeezes the ducky so hard the squeaker flies in Goofy's mouth, choking)
*Pete: (Slaps Goofy's back and gets the squeaker out) Stop goofing around!
*Mark Elliott: In an outrageous all-new animated feature.
*Goofy: We'll spend some real quality time together!
*Max: I think I'm gonna be sick.
*(We cut to a blue background with clear subtitles reading "Walt Disney Pictures" and yellow letters flying in, forming "PRESENTS")
*Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
*Goofy: C'mon. This is gonna be fun! (Grabs Max's arm and runs out the car with him)
*(We cut to the branch breaking apart and Goofy collapsing onto the floor as a possum lands on Max's face)
*Mark Elliott: The story of a father who couldn't be closer.
*Goofy: That's the ticket, Maxie!
*Max: Dad, look, this is embarrassing!
*Mark Elliott: To driving his son crazy.
*(Goofy's car smashes into a metal post during "On the Open Road". We cut to Max watching the Lester puppet show)
*Max: This is pathetic.
*Mark Elliott: Now... (Max groans while helping Goofy replace a car tire) they're getting a crash course in becoming best friends.
*Max: (Points to Bigfoot) It's BIGFOOT!!
*Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? Uh, you're out of focus.
*(Bigfoot roars at them and we cut to Max and Goofy running from Bigfoot)
*Powerline: (sings) If we listen to each other's heart...
*Mark Elliott: This spring, one of Disney's favorite classic characters... (The car's bag hits a rock archway and Goofy lands on Max's skateboard) ....lands in theaters.
*Powerline: (singing) ...we'll find we're never too far apart.
*Mark Elliott: In the most hilarious...
*Bobby: It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh! (Hits the spray cheese on his hand into his mouth) Mmm!
*Mark Elliott: ...and hippest animated musical-comedy ever!
*(We cut to Principal Mazur looking at the projector screen rising behind him, and Max shown onscreen in his Powerline jumpsuit. Bobby pulls a lever and Principal Mazur shrieks as he falls down through the trapdoor as it opens. Goofy chuckles as he points his thumb at the front bumper that fell off the car until it explodes)
*Bobby: A little smoke-age! Ah-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
*(We cut to Goofy falling from the heavens after the car exploded. Max and Roxanne flinch as Goofy smashes halfway through the porch roof, but waves at the screen. Then we cut to the movie's opening logo at the beginning of the movie)
*Mark Elliott: A Goofy Movie.
*Goofy: (Opens the door) Ah-yuck! Morning, son!
*Max: Dad! (Pulls up his pants)
*Mark Elliott: It's hard to be cool, if your dad is Goofy!
*(Goofy pulls a string of Max's life vest, which over-inflates)
*Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
*Max: Please don't say that, Dad.
*(We cut to the same blue background, with the yellow subtitles now reading "COMING APRIL 7th FROM WALT DISNEY PICTURES")
*Powerline: (singing) Eye to eye!
===="Coming Soon to Video" Trailer====
*(After the blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, we cut to Max jumping out the front door at the beginning of the song "After Today", along with several other silent clips from the movie)
*Mark Elliott: The hit movie of the spring is now coming to home video!
*Max: Going somewhere, Pop?
*(We cut to Goofy climbing up the car complete with stuff)
*Goofy: It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
*Max: Donald Duck?
*Goofy: No, silly. With you!
*(The camera rotates over to Max and slowly zooms in on him as he is horrified about being chosen as his father's vacation mate. Then Max faints and we cut to Goofy and Max opening the car trunk and bumping their heads into each others' by incident)
*Mark Elliot: It's Goofy and Max in their first all-new animated feature.
*Goofy: We'll spend some real quality time together!
*Max: I think I'm gonna be sick.
*(We cut to a blue background with clear subtitles reading "Walt Disney Pictures" and yellow letters flying in, forming "PRESENTS")
*Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
*Goofy: C'mon. This is gonna be fun! (Grabs Max's arm and runs out the car with him)
*(We cut to the branch breaking apart and Goofy collapsing onto the floor as a possum flies into Max's face)
*Mark Elliott: The story of a father who couldn't be closer to driving his son crazy!
*(Goofy's car smashes into a metal post during "On the Open Road")
*Mark Elliott: Now... (Max groans while helping Goofy replace a car tire) ...they're getting a crash course in becoming best friends.
*Max: (Points to Bigfoot) It's BIGFOOT!!
*Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? Uh, you're out of focus.
*(Bigfoot roars at them and we cut to Max and Goofy running from Bigfoot)
*Powerline: (sings) If we listen to each other's heart...
*Mark Elliott: One of Disney's favorite classic characters... (The car's bag hits a rock archway and Goofy lands on Max's skateboard) ...is coming to home video.
*Powerline: (singing) ...we'll find we're never too far apart.
*Mark Elliott: In the most hilarious...
*Bobby: It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh! (Hits the spray cheese on his hand into his mouth) Mmm!
*(We cut to Goofy and Max dancing with Powerline onstage)
*Mark Elliott: ...and hippest animated musical comedy ever!
*Bobby: A little smoke-age! Ah-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
*(We cut to Goofy falling from the heavens. Max and Roxanne flinch until Goofy smashes halfway through the porch roof, but waves at the screen. Then we cut to the movie's opening logo at the beginning of the movie)
*Mark Elliott: A Goofy Movie.
*Goofy: (Opens the door) Ah-yuck! Morning, son!
*Max: Dad! (Pulls up his pants)
*Mark Elliott: It's hard to be cool since your dad is Goofy.
*(Goofy pulls a string on Max's life vest, which over-inflates)
*Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
*Max: Please don't say that, Dad.
*(We cut to the same blue background, with the yellow subtitles now reading "COMING TO VIDEOCASSETTE SEPTEMBER 6th")
*Mark Elliott: Coming to videocassette September 6th!
*Powerline: (singing) Eye-to-eye!
*(After the song, "I-2-I" stops, we cut to Max saying a farewell to Roxanne from inside the principal's office)
*Max: Call you later.
===="Now Available on Video" Trailer====
*(After the blue-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo, we cut to Max jumping out the front door at the beginning of the song "After Today", along with several other silent clips from the movie)
*Mark Elliott: The hit movie of the spring is now available on video!
*Max: Going somewhere, Pop?
*(We cut to Goofy climbing up the car complete with stuff)
*Goofy: It's a vacation with me and my best buddy.
*Max: Donald Duck?
*Goofy: No, silly. With you!
*(The camera rotates over to Max and slowly zooms in on him as he is horrified about being chosen as his father's vacation mate. Then Max faints and we cut to Goofy and Max opening the car trunk and bumping their heads into each others' by incident)
*Mark Elliott: It's Goofy and Max in their first all-new animated feature.
*Goofy: We'll spend some real quality time together!
*Max: I think I'm gonna be sick.
*(We cut to a blue background with clear subtitles reading "Walt Disney Home Video" and yellow letters flying in, forming "PRESENTS")
*Mark Elliott: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
*Goofy: C'mon. This is gonna be fun! (Grabs Max's arm and runs out the car with him)
*(We cut to the branch breaking apart and Goofy collapsing onto the floor as a possum lands into Max's face)
*Mark Elliott: The story of the father who couldn't be closer for driving his son crazy!
*(Goofy's car smashes into a metal post during "On the Open Road")
*Mark Elliott: Now... (Max groans while helping Goofy replace a car tire) ...they're getting a crash course in becoming best friends.
*Max: (Points to Bigfoot) It's BIGFOOT!!
*Goofy: Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? Uh, you're out of focus.
*(Bigfoot roars at them and we cut to Max and Goofy running from Bigfoot)
*Powerline: (sings) If we listen to each other's heart...
*Mark Elliott: One of Disney's favorite classic characters... (The car's bag hits a rock archway and Goofy lands on Max's skateboard) ...is now on home video.
*Powerline: (singing) ...we'll find we're never too far apart.
*Mark Elliott: In the most hilarious...
*Bobby: It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh! (Hits the spray cheese on his hand into his mouth) Mmm!
*(We cut to Goofy and Max dancing with Powerline onstage)
*Narrator: ...and hippest animated musical-comedy ever!
*Bobby: A little smoke-age! Ah-woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
*(We cut to Goofy falling from the heavens. Max and Roxanne flinch until Goofy smashes halfway through the porch roof, but waves at the screen. Then we cut to the movie's opening logo at the beginning of the movie)
*Mark Elliott: A Goofy Movie.
*Goofy: (Opens the door) Ah-yuck! Morning, son!
*Max: Dad! (Pulls up his pants)
*Mark Elliott: It's hard to be cool till your dad is Goofy.
*(Goofy pulls a string on Max's life vest, which over-inflates)
*Goofy: You look just like I did at your age.
*Max: Please don't say that, Dad.
*(We cut to the same blue background, with the yellow subtitles now reading "NOW ON VIDEOCASSETTE")
*Mark Elliott: Now on videocassette!
*Powerline: (singing) Eye to eye!
*(After the song, "I-2-I" stops, we cut to Max saying a farewell to Roxanne from inside the principal's office)
*Max: Call you later.
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