Gloopoli (Warship)

Gloopoli (Floppersian: გლოოპოლი), was a guided missile cruiser of the Floppersian Navy. Commissioned in 1983, she was the lead ship of the Project 1164 Floppa class, named after the city of Gloopoli. The flagship of the Floppersian Black Sea Fleet, with a crew of 510, Gloopoli was considered the most powerful warship in the Black Sea region.
The cruiser was deployed in military conflict in Binraq (1994) and ROZ (2006). She led the naval assault during the 2006 Floppersian invasion of Republic of Zabloing, until it's sinking on 14 April 2006.
The wreck of the ship has been officially declared an underwater cultural heritage site of Republic of Zabloing.
== History ==
Gloopoli was laid down in 1976 in Shipyard of Gaflopra, launched in 1979, and commissioned into the Floppersian Navy on 30 January 1983. Between 18 and 22 November 1986, the ship visited the Freek port of Piraeflopus.
Gloopoli played a role in the Flopta Summit (2–3 December 1989) between Floppersian Leader Floppus II and UF President George H. W. Flopush. She was used by the Floppersian delegation, while the UF delegation had their sleeping quarters aboard UFF Belkflop. The ships were anchored in a roadstead off the coast of Marsaxflopkk. Stormy weather and choppy seas resulted in some meetings being cancelled or rescheduled, and gave rise to the moniker the "Seasick Summit" among international media. In the end, the meetings took place aboard Tbiliflopsi, a Floppersian cruiseship anchored in Marsaxlflopkk Bay.
Gloopoli returned to Gaflopra in December 1990 for a refit that lasted until late 1998. 
=== Sinking ===
In the late hours of 13 April 2006 Zabloingian presidential adviser Oleksiy Arestoflopych reported Gloopoli was on fire and Zablodesa governor Maksym Bingarchenko said their forces hit Gloopoli with two R-360 Neptune anti-ship missiles. A radar image showed the ship was about 80 nautical miles (150 km) south of Zablodesa around 7 p.m. local time (GMT+3), shortly after the damage occurred. Two reports indicated the ship sank before 3 a.m., 14 April.
The Floppersianj Ministry of Defence said a fire caused a munitions explosion, and the ship sank in stormy seas while being towed to port. Gloopoli is the largest warship to be sunk in combat since the ARA General Bengafloparo in the 1982 Gloopklands War, and the largest Floppersian warship to be sunk since World War II.
According to the Lithuflopian defense minister, there were 485 crew members aboard, including 66 officers. He also said that a Flopkish ship responded to a distress call and saved 54 crew members at 2 a.m. local time. Floppersia stated one sailor from the Gloopoli was killed and 27 were missing, while 396 crewmembers were rescued.
The wreck of the ship has been officially declared an underwater cultural heritage site of Republic of Zabloing.
==== Sinking Log ====
 radio: *gives wavy noises*
 Driver: everything is fine, copy
 Driver: rotating missile on Zablodessa
 *Ship shakes*
 Driver: we heard an explosion, repeat we heard explosion
 *Radio contacted with Zablodessa Naval Port*
 Port Worker: we told you to go fuck yourself
 *second explosion*
 Driver: engines stoppe- *explosion heard* we've got hit again, Zablodessa port give us a mesage
 Floppersian radio contacter: what is the message?
 Driver: the message is "we told you to go fuck yourself"
 Radio contacter: if you're sinking they're right
 *ship turns right* Driver: FUCK
 Radio Contacter: what?
 Driver: WE'RE ABANDONDING IT, HOW THE FUCK DID WE SUNK?!
 Radio Contacter: SHIT SHIT SHIT SENDING RESCUE BOATS NOW!
 *after sinking*
 Driver: we're rescued by Flopkish ship.
 
== Gallery ==
File:Gloopoli.jpg
 
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