S08E07 - Chasti-tease Belt

This is the seventh episode of Season 8, and it covers the end of chapter 5 of "He Who Must Not Be Disobeyed", which was co-written by two Potterotics, BrandonStrayne and Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum.
== Episode Summary ==
Have we found the origin of the black cloth? And the very first tramp stamp? Albus and Gellert share an, ahem, explosive reunion where all bets--and belts--are off.
== Notable Moments ==
* Danny introduces himself as Scarlett JoHandjob
* They advise people to get out and "cock the vote" (US midterm elections on the release date).
* Danny *may* be wearing a chastity belt.
* Dumbledore's students get bonus marks if they help him get the chastity belt off.
* Dumbledore's crotch may be covered in ink a la the anti-theft devices when he removes the chastity belt.
* "Chastity belts are why teachers put on movies." ~ Lyndsay
* Don't send nudes, send Newts!
* Allie hopes there's no paintings in his classroom observing him deal with the chastity belt.
* Allie and Lyndsay share their horse related thought streams..
* They practice foley effects.
* Gellert has a New Orleans style brass band, including a Sexophone.
* The sex logistics discussion led into a discussion about Serif font faces.
* They practice using a lot of "Foal-y" effects in this episode (and make a lot of horse jokes)
* Their preDICKtions for the next episode:
** Allie: They're going to go on a date.
** Danny: It will turn canon and Gellert is going to turn evil and they will have to Send Newts
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Green (Up)
* Green for how much they are into it.
Danny: Green (Up)
* Green for their pleasure.
* Love branding, hates getting branded.
Lyndsay: Green (Up)
* Particularly liked the kiss at the end.
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