Krabby Beasts

Krabby Beasts is the third episode of Bikini Bottom Origins. 
== Plot ==
After SpongeBob loses his Krabby Patty for lunch to a Sea Bunny in a pile of thorns, a mob of now mutated Krabby Patty Beasts emerge! Can SpongeBob and the gang hold them off?
== Transcript ==
[The Episode begins with Squidward's tentacles running through the Kelp Forest, struggling to keep up with the rest of the gang.]
Squidward: WAIT UP! [He starts running faster]
[We cut to the rest of the gang, who are farther into the Kelp Forest]
Patrick: Hey, where's Squidward?
Sandy: Maybe he changed his mind about the adventure.
SpongeBob: Guys, maybe we should stop going further and wait for Squidward, he's probably just trying to keep up with u-
Squidward: I SAID, WAIT UP!!! [He starts running even faster]
Patrick: [He points at Squidward] Hey, there he is!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, I told you guys he'd come!
Sandy: SQUIDWARD! There's a tree right in front of-
Squidward: Huh? [He runs into the tree and falls onto the ground]
SpongeBob: Oh crap, is he okay?
Patrick: He looks dead...
Sandy: He's not dead, ya idiot! He's just knocked out. Not to brag, but I've seen this before, ya know.
SpongeBob: Really?
Sandy: Yup, my cousin, Randy Cheeks, ran into a bush full o' them blueberries! But we took him somewhere else and he woke up soon after. I also think it was lunch time after.
SpongeBob: That's it! We should take him somewhere and then we can have lunch! It's only 11:43 according to my wristwatch. 
Patrick: Then let's go!
[Theme Song]
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never, never an honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
[Cut to Squidward's view, he blinks slowly and eventually wakes up.]
Patrick: Hey, Squid's awake now, guys!
SpongeBob: Yay! Now we can have lunch, it's 12:00 now.
Squidward: Ugh, what happened?
Sandy: You hit your head on a tree, and you were knocked out.
Squidward: Really? Does the bruise on my head look bad?
Sandy: Well...
[Sandy, SpongeBob, and Patrick see the bruise, which is big and red.]
Sandy: We'll get to that later. But for now, let's eat! [She takes out a basket, which has 227 Krabby Patties in it] Here, you guys can each take one, and the rest are for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, and so on.
Patrick: [Takes a patty] Aw man, I'm starving! [He starts to eat it]
SpongeBob: [Takes 2 patties] Here's one, Squidward. [He hands one of the patties to Squidward]
Squidward: Thanks...
SpongeBob: [He takes a bite out of his patty] And this, ladies and gents, is why the Krusty Krab is the best restaurant in Bikini Bottom. Their food is just tasty!
Squidward: Pfft, welp...
[We cut to a flashback to when SpongeBob and Squidward are making the Nasty Patty (SBSP Season 3 Reference)]
Sandy: Wait, why'd you and SpongeBob make...whatever that was?
SpongeBob: Well, uh, we thought that this Health Inspector was an impos-
Squidward: [He covers SpongeBob's Mouth] IMPOSTOR OF ANOTHER TYPE OF FISH! Yeah, that's it! [He chuckles nevously]
Sandy: Well, I guess that makes sense?
SpongeBob: Hey, guys! Look!
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: Over There! [He points to a Sea Bunny in the bushes, and everyone notices it along with him]
Sandy: Aw, them little fellas sure are cute!
SpongeBob: Hey, little guy! Whaddya want? 
[The Sea Bunny sees the Krabby Patty, and takes a small bite out of it.]
SpongeBob: Huh, must be hungry. [He gives the Sea Bunny his Krabby Patty so it can have a couple more bites, but the Sea Bunny ends up running into the bush with the Krabby Patty] Wait, no! You can't have that whole thing!
Sandy: Well, I guess it's gone for now, SpongeBob. I'd give you another one, but the Sea Bunny might come back and take another patty into the bush.
Squidward: And besides, I heard that Krabby Patties and stuff like that can get Sea Bunnies all riled up, or possible side effects of change.
Sandy: What kind of change?
[Suddenly, Mr. Krabs pops his head out of the bag of Krabby Patties]
Mr. Krabs: Change? As in money?
Sandy: No, how'd you get in the bag?
Mr. Krabs: Well, once we capture that ghost, I wanted to catch the exact moment when we do, and surprise ya all!
Sandy: Well sorry, but ya can't. We have things to do here.
Mr. Krabs: Ok, I guess I'll go now...
SpongeBob: Well, that could've went worse.
Squidward: How?
SpongeBob: Well, the Sea Bunny might've ate my watch! How else would I tell time? [He looks at his arm, and his watch is gone] Oh, I guess he did.
[Suddenly, a gigantic swarm of transformed Sea Bunnies jump from out of the bush, and everyone is frightened.]
SpongeBob: *Screams* What do we do?
Sandy: I dunno, I'm not really an expert on Sea Bunnies...
Squidward: Well, the only other thing that I bought along with me on the trip was Silverbeet, just in case we ran out of food.
SpongeBob: That's it! I read somewhere that Bunnies should never be fed Silverbeet! It's the only way to stop them from eating all the Krabby Patties!
Squidward: Alright, let's do this, I guess...[He throws the Silverbeet into the Sea Bunnies's mouths, and they run around frantically, away from the gang]
Sandy: Wow, you saved us, Squidward!
Squidward: Well, I guess that I am a bit of an expert on Sea Bunnies.
SpongeBob: I don't know what time it is now, but it's probably time to get going now.
Patrick: Alright, let's go.
[The gang heads off, leaving Mr. Krabs behind]
Mr. Krabs: If only there was actual change...
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