Firekid1101

This article is a transcript of a series of vlogs by the now-deleted user "Firekid1101", whose true identity will remain confidential. Small text combined with a strikethrough effect, as demonstrated here, indicates an editors' note that is not part of the vlog itself.
== MORE Slendermen? ==
What's up, Slenderheads? Firekid1101 here back with another Slendervlog! Those who have been watching me for a while know that I'm a HUGE Slenderman enthusiast, maybe more than anyone else. If you haven't been watching me for a while, welcome to my channel, make sure to like and subscribe if you enjoy. I'm the guy who found out how proxies are made {a YouTube thumbnail for Firekid1101's video "Real proxy making footage (NEVER BEFORE SEEN)" appears on screen}, I got a recording of him speaking in his eldritch tongue {a YouTube thumbnail for Firekid1101's video "Slenderman's Real Language" appears on screen}, and I debunked all those fake Slendermansion videos that people wouldn't stop using {a YouTube thumbnail for Firekid1101's video "These Mansions AREN'T Slenderman's Mansion, And Here's How I Know" appears on screen}, but I've got something that might just be even more important than any of that. {all thumbnails on screen fly off screen as an explosion sound plays}
"What could really be THAT important?", you're probably asking. Well, my dear viewers, I just got footage of what could very well be an entirely undocumented specimen of whatever Slenderman is. 
{Static, then cut to a very fuzzy video reel of what appears to be a tall white figure with a red torso. It wanders around in the distance for a while, then the image distorts for a second, after which the figure is gone without a trace. Cut back to FireKid1101.}
As you can see, that thing was way too leggy to be Slenderman. It's like, 90% legs. Still, though, I think it's the same species, mainly because of the slender static at the end there. 
TL;DR: There's a new creepy creature in town, so all my Slenderstalkers out there should just stay safe. Peace out and I'll see you next time.
== MORE FOOTAGE of the new Slenderman! ==
What's up, Slenderfreaks? Firekid1101 back again, and if you haven't seen the first video {a YouTube thumbnail appears for Firekid1101's video "MORE Slendermen?"}, this is a part 2 to that, so just watch it now. Okay, now that you've watched it, you know the thing I'm gonna talk about. You also know that the only footage I could capture was, like, SUPER blurry. {a particularly blurry frame of the video reel from "MORE Slendermen?" shows up on screen as he says "like, SUPER blurry".}
{The camera zooms in on his face and both images disappear} That all changes right now, because what I'm about to show you is PROOF that this creature is completely real! Take it away, 20-minutes-ago Firekid!
{the scene cuts to Firekid1101 in a tent, holding a flashlight up to his face. His voice is breathy, in a half-whisper of sorts.}
Alright, guys. If this ever gets uploaded, it means I either made it out of this alive or the thing I've been tracking hijacked my account. Either way, I'm getting that footage, whether it likes it or not.
{Firekid1101 turns the flashlight and the camera out into the woods. After a few seconds, the focus of the camera adjusts to fit the unidentified entity, providing a slightly more clear view of its features - mainly, the fact that it has two eyes and no arms.}
It's not focusing on my flashlight. It must be blind. Or maybe those aren't even its eyes. {The entity's eyes move around its head to look at a scampering rodent of some sort.} Okay, those are his eyes, and he can see things. He's probably just tricking me right now.
{The entity makes a pine cone fly out of a tree using its powers and eats it. After a brief pause, it emits a strange song as it prances away. Once it prances outside the range of visibility, Firekid1101 turns the camera and flashlight back to himself.}
Okay, yeah. This is a trick, guys. The creature can't be- {brief pause} Guys, wait. I should probably name this thing before it gets me. Maybe it could be Army-man? ...no, it doesn't have any arms. No-army-man? ...that name sucks. I'll just call it "Long Legs Larry" until I get a good suggestion from the comments. {rustling noises} 
{quickly speaking} THAT'S ENOUGH FOOTAGE FOR NOW GOTTA GO NOT GONNA DIE TODAY NOPE! 
{the footage cuts out and the video goes back to the original setting} 
So, as you can see, Long Legs Larry is NOT just some guy trying to trick me, unless guys trying to trick me have telekinesis and no arms. Anyway, leave your suggestions for a better name in the comments and I'll see all you Slenderslippers next time.