Dead Ringers

Dead Ringers is a business owned and operated by Conrad H. J. Salesman, whose goal is to sell and install doorbell and alarm systems in homes. There is two employees, B-3-1-1, the mascot and general assistant to Conrad, and Emery, Conrad's personal bodyguard. The store operates using Souls as currency.
The store doubles as a home for Conrad, and is a reflection of his paranoia. The basement is known throughout the island as the most dangerous and well trapped base, with many who enter without clear invitation of Conrad end up perishing several times over. It houses the beginnings of a library, a vault, a jail built to house a possessed Jester, and a seance table. 
==Trivia==
* B-3-1-1 has been Employee of the Month for the months January, February, March and April.
* Emery was hired by a drunk Conrad, after several rejections from a more Sober Conrad. 
* Many mistake Jester for working for Conrad, and thus a member of Dead Ringer, but they quickly try to set the misinformation straight when given the opportunity. The misinformation is due to Jester being a close associate of Conrad.