Lights

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: 2 - 1 vote this time. Grandpa SquarPants, unfortunately you’ve been evicted.
Grandpa SquarePants: Dammit!
HBRS: Hahahaha.
(Sully walks out onto the stage. All of a sudden, the group starts to shake)
Granite: Hey, what’s that?
Steve: Hey Granite, take a look at the sky. 
(An odd blue light is pulsating from the sky followed by a clearly alien voice)
Vastrom: Surrender now or be vanquished!
Vaki: Yeah, what he said.
Vastrom: Shut up Vaki.
(An alien ship touches down on the mansion’s lawn)
Keanu: Woah. That’s new. 
Granite: Hey guys uh how about you don’t vanquish us.
Vastrom: How about we do what now? WE MUST VANQUISH YOU!
Girly Teengirl: Hey Triton is now a bad time to ask you out?
Triton: Nope! 
Vaki: This planet is strange. Vornor! Get out here!
Vornor: Da, is good.
Triton; Wait why do you have a Russian accent?
Keanu: Hey guys can you please not vanquish us today?
Granite: Oop, here’s your challenge final six. Whoever can talk down the scary looking aliens wins and will nominate two people after the aliens leave and don’t kill us!
Steve: Wow you’re trying very hard.
Granite: I know.
Perch Perkins: Hello alien guys. Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Perch Perkins, and I’m quite well known here on Earth. See this is a beautiful planet teeming with life and wonder if you just go out and find it! 
Vastrom: Amazing. What wonders will we find?
Perch Perkins: Well I mean in the oceans there’s the Mariana Trench, Mid-Atlantic Ridge, Mount Bikini Bottom, Sand Mountain, and more.
Vastrom: Ah. Our planet is just a flaming rock. Here there is water. We once conquered a world of water. I like you Perch, and I think we’ll stand down.
Keanu: Note to self… talk to Perch more.
Perch: Awesome! See guys, I just stopped a full fledged alien invasion!
Vornor: Da. We’ll be explorings da ocean now. 
Granite: Wait it was that easy- hey aliens before you leave, why did you try to invade to begin with?
Vaki: Well a symbol of war appeared by our ship.
(Vornor holds up the birdie)
Granite: Oh uhhh well yeah here that’s a sport.
Vastrom: You must teach me this sport! Farewell terrans!
(The aliens leave, cut to the nomination ceremony)
Perch: I’ve been waiting a while to do this. Krabs, you’ve been silent for a while and the silence worries me. 
Krabs: Aw man really? Well I guess I wasn’t given much of a personality but I’ll have more if the viewers let me continue!
Perch; I will also nominate HBRS because I have found his presence to be disturbingly annoying lately.
HBRS: What?
Perch: Yeah I’m done now.
Granite: Well guys, who’s going to be evicted? That’s up to you. Vote either Krabs or HBRS to get evicted next!
Category:Evicted!
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episodes
Category:2020
Category:2020 Episodes
Category:2020 Transcripts
Category:2020s
Category:Episode transcripts