Cycloquote:Jonas Albert

Jonas Vincent Teoti Albert (born 30 November 1997) is the 37th prime minister of Jonathia.
==Quotes==
=== 2015 ===
* There's nothing preventing me from running. Age doesn't affect the law, regarding government.
** As quoted in a 2015 interview on NBC News.
* Everything's impressive if conducted correctly.
**His first appearance on JBC News, 8 July 2015.
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=== 2016 ===
=== 2017 ===
* You have done what the pundits said we can't do. You have made the impossible possible.
** Jonas in his acceptance speech, 6 January 2017.
* Lemon. Huh, wha...?
** Jonas fell asleep during parliament, but woke up, startled, after being questioned on his tax plan. 17 April 2017.
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=== 2018 ===
* Shut up while I'm talking!
** Jonas responding to heckling from Republican MPs, 7 February 2018.
* He's obviously having trouble understanding the problem. Opening old wounds isn't going to make someone learn. You can't just continue the argument, expecting a solution to eventually appear out of nowhere. That's not how life works. That's just being a selfish monster.
** Jonas during a debate with Ted Green on 4NET, 11 December 2018.
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=== 2019 ===
* Listen, I can't control who's the best. And I don't think of myself as the best. But I always like to tell myself that... If you can't be the best of the best, then be the best of the worst. That's just how politics works.
** Jonas in reaction to a snarky remark by a Republican voter, 2 January 2019.
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=== 2020 ===
=== 2021 ===
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