Live to fight another day

Written by Thingguy2. The first chapter was posted on 22-02-2015, This story is incomplete.
=== CHAPTER ONE ===
When King Matthias fell, Morcia went with it. thedude7500 ruled Morcia with 
an iron fist, and he and his forces were hunting down and capturing the 
KotoOS. Getting out of Morcia was almost impossible. How did some make 
it out? That's a long story. And it starts with him.
His name was Larry. He was a minifigure. With me so far?
Now
 Larry was what he liked to call a “free spirit.” He didn’t do much 
other than what he wanted to do, which wasn’t much. He was a good 
fellow, though. He wasn’t mean and he never did anything to hurt anyone.
 He called himself a free spirit. Other people would call him a “lazy 
and useless waste of plastic.” This is what Harold, the general 
storekeeper, called him now.
“Hey, dude!” Larry replied indignantly. “I ain’t useless, dude! I can juggle FIVE balls!”
“I don’t care how many balls you can juggle! It’s not getting you any more credit!”
“But I don’t have any money, dude.”
“Then
 I guess you aren’t going to be eating this week!” Harold shouted. “And 
if you don’t start paying off this tab, I’m going to start compounding 
interest!”
“Yo, dude, chill!” Larry backed out of the store. “Well I guess I’m not shopping here anymore, dude.”
All
 the stores had become stricter since thedude had taken over a month 
ago. Larry heard stories every day of his police rounding up escaping 
knights.
Larry walked over to his small car and opened the door. 
He sat down in the driver’s seat and put the keys in the ignition when 
he suddenly realized someone was in his passenger seat.
“Ah!” he shouted. “Who’re you, dude?”
“Keep your voice down,” the someone hushed him. “I’m hiding.”
“From
 who?” Larry screamed. This hadn't happened before. He looked out his 
window and saw a patrol of thedude’s police rounding a street corner. 
“Oh, hey! Don’t those dudes serve that new king dude? Isn’t his name 
like thedude or whatever?”
“Quiet and drive!” the minifigure was very anxious. “My name is Sir Legoboy and you need to hide me!”
=== CHAPTER TWO ===
“I don’t care who you are, dude,” said Larry. “Get out of my car!”
“Listen, those police are going to capture and torture me if you don’t drive away right now!” Legoboy said frantically.
“I don’t know, dude…”
“Just drive!” Legoboy shouted. “You’d be driving even if I wasn’t in the car with you!”
“Good
 point, dude,” said Larry. He started up his Honda Civic and drove 
slowly down the street, searching for his favorite radio station.
“Can’t you drive any faster?” Legoboy was considering jumping out and trying a different car.
“Hang
 on, dude,” Larry fiddled with the radio knob. “When changing radio 
stations, you should always drive slower, to account for longer reaction
 time.”
“Do you need to mess with the radio?”
“I need my Bob Marley, dude.”
Just then, Bob Marley’s “Iron Lion Zion” came on the radio and Larry started singing along.
“Okay, I’m taking my chances with the police,” Legoboy said. He hated Bob Marley.
=== CHAPTER THREE ===
Legoboy was just about to open the car 
door and make a run for it when all of a sudden Larry floored it and 
Legoboy was thrown back in his seat.
“What made you actually start moving?” Legoboy inquired incredulously.
“I dunno dude, like I was cruising along, dude, and all of a sudden, dude, my foot slipped and we went flying, dude!”
“Well I’m okay with this speed,” said Legoboy. “Just keep driving. I need to get out of here.”
“I dunno, dude…”
“Look,” Legoboy reached into his wallet. “I will pay you one hundred dollars to get me out of Morcia.”
Larry thought of all the stuff he could buy at Harold’s general store with that much money. “You got a deal, dude!”
There was a chirp.
“Uh… what was that, dude?”
“I think that was my communicator,” said Legoboy. He pulled out a little blue screen and read something on it. “Oh, no.”
“What, dude?”
“We have to turn around!”
=== CHAPTER FOUR ===
“I thought you wanted to get out of Morcia, dude!”
“Two of my friends are in trouble,” said Legoboy. “I thought they were out okay but it looks like they’ve been cornered.”
“Well, I guess you’re on your own, dude,” said Larry, stopping the car. “Sorry, dude.”
Legoboy
 nodded a farewell to Larry and went to exit the car when a laser blast 
smashed into it and sent it skidding several meters. Larry started 
screaming wildly and tried to run out of the car, but the door was 
jammed.
“Sir Legoboy,” came a dark, evil voice. “I know 
you’re in there. Come out. We’ll treat you with respect if you do this 
the easy way.”
“I’ll never submit to you, Vladek!” Legoboy
 hollered in reply. He swung a mace at the car door and smashed it open.
 Grabbing Larry, he chucked a flashbang towards the Dark Mythran police 
attacking them and ran out the opening.
“My car!” Larry sobbed, Legoboy dragging him behind him. “My beautiful car!”
[This is where Thingguy stopped writing -I believe]
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