Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-08-13

StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-08-13
Disc 18
The story continues inside of the gray world with Vee standing right in front of Sora. Vee asks Sora to promise him that he will still be his friend regardless of the information. Vee tells Sora “I’m actually not a player. Well, I’m a NPC programmed in this game to help you Sora.” Vee informs that he was born into this world once Sora was created as a character to aid him in the quests about the catgirls, watermalones, and everything else.
Sora takes a moment to take it in and says that it makes no sense. Vee yells that he’s a virus in the game, and if he dies then Sora dies as well. Since Vee’s a virus, anything that he kills gets deleted. Vee states that he will never do such a thing for the worse and that he’s slowly starting to lose himself.
Vee orders Sora to keep the information between just the two of them. Vee tells Sora that if he gets corrupted, then Sora must kill him. Sora understands and accepts it despite not understanding himself. Vee explains that some data in the system is created for each player that scripts their lives and how all of the other players also have a “Nobody,” which is a Kingdom Hearts reference. But the thing is, only Sora’s nobody is corrupted.
However, if they can solve the virus crisis, then the virus inside of Vee will be released and either he gets deleted, or he will be cleansed and forget everything. Vee asks for Sora to show him all of the good times and memories if he ever forgets. Sora reiterates by summarizing all of this to mean that Vee is the big gay. Vee tells Sora that he must be the little gay then and that they both are gay to each other. Sora assures Vee that they have their friends and luck on their side.
Sora and Vee come back to the party, who were waving at them from a distance. Vee asks where Charles has been, but Charles states that he has been here with the rest. Vee pretends to not hear Charles.
Vee explains that they found the port to Thighland and need to head into there to take care of business. Charles asks what if he doesn’t want to leave and finds out that he will be stuck in Thighland forever, which might be a good thing in his eyes. Vee drops the portal and the teams enters Thighland.
The party’s first stop in Thighland is inside of a bowling alley with a bunch of female Miis bowling. Ruby hands Sora a Wii controller with nunchucks for him to use. Oras finds a bowling ball that looks like a watermalone. One lady in an orange dress greets the heroes to their bowling alley incredibly loudly. The lady explains that some people end up here when they want to go to Thighland and invites them to bowl.
The party decides to bowl with them so that they won’t get pissed off. During the first few minutes of bowling, Oras stabs a girl in the eye with his keyblade. Sora explains to Oras that he needs consent first in order to shove his keyblade into the ladies while Vee on the contrary tells Oras to just shove it right in.
The party grabs some bowling balls and starts to bowl. Fluffy ends up hurting himself badly, Vee and Charles throw gutter balls, Vee breaks a giant flat screen tv, and Charles shoots fireballs instead of bowling balls. The people start to look at them while getting very pissed. The Miis rush into the alleys and yell at the heroes for breaking the giant tv. Sora tries to break another tv while defending himself by saying that he didn’t mean to. Sora continues to try to break tvs as Vee states that they need to fight them. Sora whispers “Lets take their heads from their bodies” in a sinister voice. Vee explains that this is a rated E for everyone game, so they can’t kill them.
Charles starts the battle off by smacking the first red shirt girl with his cane, causing her to run away. Sora slashes at a purple girl’s shirt, causing her to run away crying as well. Rick throws bowling balls over one of their heads as Oras stabs one in the eye again. Ruby brutally hits one in the head with a bowling ball while Vee shoots his Fireball. The 4 remaining bowlers attack the heroes with the Wii controllers in their hands, but it only tickles the party. Charles shoots his Fireball at one, and the Mii throws her controller behind her in fear. Rick just bonks one of them on their head for feeling bad at how weak they are as Oras takes the final orange shirt girl out with a tap of his keyblade.
Sora asks if they just came here to beat them up. The Miis all run up to Sora and scream at him for being a big bully. The rest of the party decide to join in and shun Sora for being a bully as well. Sora silently decides to use his cyclone to try to kill all of them. Vee joins in while the rest of the party yell at Sora for hurting the crying Miis. Vee yells at the Miis to leave and that their game sucks anyways. Sora grabs some bowling balls to violently throw at them.
The orange girl tries to bribe Sora as humbly as she can with a watermalone. Sora takes it and threatens the orange girl to go back as both him and Vee continue to act evil. Charles yells at Sora and Vee for being evil since that’s his thing. Vee assures Sora that he will talk to them so that they won’t turn rated M for mature.
The heroes head back into the gray server area. Sora states that he went in their with the expectation of thighs and vast lands. Charles tells Sora that they broke their tvs and Sora defends himself that it was on accident and that he was teaching them lessons in life. Sora states “You f*ck with me, I f*ck with you!”
Sora calms his nerves down, and Vee finds Zentreya and Lost Pause in the distance. Sora asks if they are banging, and the heroes run off to find them standing behind Sephiroth.He turns around and finds the party. Sephiroth states that he captured the next catgirl princess and her friend. Lost points out that he is a fox instead of a cat but takes the complement of a princess. Sora asks if he tied them up and cheers loudly once he said yes.
Sephiroth immediately slashes the party when they weren’t ready for battle. Charles whacks him with his cane as Sora yells that Sephiroth is compensating for something during his attack. The music kicks in before Vee tries to power up and use his fireballs. His fireballs don’t work, and he finds out that spells won’t work in this fight. Ruby tries to boop Sephiroth, but he doges by fading into reality. Fluffy manages to hit him with his spiky sword. Sephiroth slashes at the entire party twice before summoning giant rays of hellfire from the ground on everyone. Charles hits Sephiroth at his balls with his cane while Vee accidentally skips Sora’s turn to fail at using his magic. Sephiroth eggs Sora on to attack, and Sora decides to cut him swiftly. Ruby again goes for a boop and manages to attack him in the end. Fluffy uses his Chidori, but Sephiroth disappears once more. Sephiroth states that playtime is over and slashes at the heroes twice.
Sephiroth states that he found the world’s most powerful and greatest move called Supernova. Sephiroth summons a giant sun with rays of fire and small molten meteors falling down to the sky. The sun looms over the party as it descends ever so slowly. The party sets up a portal as Sora immediately cuts the ropes on his teammates. The entire party leaves before they get hit with the massive sun.
The heroes are transported into a giant modern city with tall skyscrapers and building with their windows lit up in the night sky. Sora cuts off the wrist restraints for Lost. Sora tells Zentreya to put her hands up as high as she can and leaves her like that. Vee tells Sora “You know what, You’re not wrong.” Zentreya pleads Sora to cut the wrist restraints, but Sora tells her later. Lost mentions how terrible it was to be tied up close to Zentreya and hugging her for hours on end sarcastically.
Sora takes Vee aside from everyone to tell him that Zentreya likes to be tied up and is into it. Vee asks for Sora to keep on wingmanning for him. Vee says “You know what they say about black mages.” Sora laughs and goes back.
Sora and Vee come back to the party, and Vee points out that they are now in Thighland. Vee starts to grin at Zentreya, and Sora says that Vee does have a weapon to cut the restraints. Sora orders Vee and Zentreya to go to up some stairs to find something that can cut the restraints. Oras states “It’s in his pants and it’s really small.”
Sora and the party peek at Vee and Zentreya from the stairs. Sora whispers to Vee to make her turn around and slap her. Vee tricks Zentreya to look behind her, and he slaps her ass. Sora tells Vee to tell her that there was ropes behind her.
Vee runs off into the wrong direction before coming back to lie to Zentreya. She hits Vee, and Vee asks for her to do it again. Lost and Vee point out how he got a healing buff as well as a hard on buff. Zentreya leans in to punch Sora in the face, but Sora gives her a silent but effective “BOI.”. Vee pleads for her not to buff up Sora and to buff him up instead. Lost then decides to buff Vee up with his white stuff.
Vee regains the focus of the party and starts to talk about Thighland. Vee states that they need to find the hackers and go back home. Sora says that they need to find these viruses and accidentally hits Vee with his Cyclone when getting a little angry.
The heroes now travel into the city to try to find the source of the viruses. They travel into the city with Ruby leading the team for some reason. Sora tells her to keep her eyes shut. The party finds some Unity Chans fawning over a blue dressed man touching his own body. The stranger pushes the ladies away and greets the party. One trap keeps on ranting on that she wants to touch the man’s nipples and to touch his sword while calling him a Cool Daddy. Sora turns around to see Ruby looking away.
Vee asks if he knows what a trap is and Cool Daddy replies that a trap is when you fall in love with someone and they fall for your trap. Charles interrupts him by calling him a Cool Daddy Man. The man takes offense to this and enters an argument that he is called the Cool Daddy Master.
Sora interrupts to take Vee away again from everyone. Sora says that they can either go guns blazing or pull a trick on them. Sora tells Vee that they must dress up as U Chan to confuse him and sneak past. Vee decides to get everyone on board and brings the party for Sora to explain the plan to them. Charles feels disgusted that he needs to be a default model while Lost gets angry for Sora asking him to be a trap. Everyone dresses up, and Vee explains that they need to put on a trap voice while Zentreya keeps on yelling. The party now keeps on calling themselves Zentreya while keeping their trap voices.
The party ambushes Cool Daddy Master and all start to hit on him. Upon seeing the party, Cool Daddy Master opens his mouth very wide due to how surprised he is. Sora runs behind the man while continuing to hit on him. Ruby runs away in front of Sora and they sneak past him. Now that they were able to sneak past Cool Daddy Master, the party dresses back up in their original clothes. Vee explains that they need to head back, but the man is no longer there. Charles thinks that he went back to his house to go touch himself.
The party enters the deserted area and walk into another pathway. Vee points out that there’s people in the distance who might be the hackers. The party rushes to fight the hackers and they find two humans and a weird, nerdy blob in front of a golden Gundam. One human is a man that wears a white hoodie with cat ears while the other is a lady that wears a green and black outfit.
The nerdy blob welcomes Sora in a nasally voice with a lisp. He explains that he is the one who was hacking while typing away. His underlings make fun of him by saying that he’s fapping and calls him Melvin. Melvin defends himself by saying that it’s not fapping and that it’s 2D so it’s fine. The lady states that Melvin’s code is sh*tty, and Melvin orders her to stop doxing her.
Melvin now shows the party his firewalls, who are the humans, while he continues to type. His underlings groan while Rick asks what makes them so smart. The man explains that he’s a top 500 Overwatch player, and the lady explains that she saw enough cancer by hacknig RuneScape and Sword Art Online. Rick states that he can take on any firewall with his gun and shoots them both to the ground. The lady states “Jokes on you, I wanna die” while the other falls down as well.
Melvin explains that he has been uploading a Windows 10 update on their computers the whole time. Sora screams in horror and takes out his wind blade. Melvin activates his God Mode, and Vee asks why he’s doing this. Melvin explains that he was bullied during highschool and wants to be the bully for once. The party makes fun of him due to his bad pronounciations. Melvin introduces them to them his “Roblox” called Robux and enters the giant golden Gundam. Charles yells that the name is “Hyakushiki” and that it is a moble suit.
Sora yells how badass Roblox is, and Charles yells at Sora that it’s Gundam while Sora continues to tease him. Charles skips Zentreya’s turn and uses a fireball. Zentreya and Sora both go in for a stab at it’s leg. Ruby makes fun of Melvin by yelling that he sucks multiple times while Vee shoots his Frost Blast. Oras searches for a keyhole and thrusts his keyblade into the leg. Fluffy uses his Chidori on it’s legs but it wasn’t very effective. Rick shoots with his raygun, and Lost searches for any weaknesses with his wrench but the Gundam doesn’t have one. The Gundam takes out a purple energy sword and attacks everyone. The Roblox starts to smoke as Melvin shoots only the girls in the face with green beams. Charles moves to the front of the line so that Zentreya wouldn’t yell at him for skipping her. Charles and Zentreya both attack at the legs. Sora summons his Cyclone while Ruby yells at Melvin with her panties showing as she runs back. Vee shoots his Frost Spell directly on the chest as Oras hits the legs. Fluffy almost got stepped on but manages to attack. The Gundam continues to smoke even further as Lost Pause misses his cannon shot. The Robux aims directly into Ruby’s face with two powerful red beams. Sora calls it badass again despite it hurting his friends. The Robux continues to shoot his green beam as Charles states how he loves Gundam before shooting his fireball. Sora corrects Charles that it’s Roblox, but Charles pouts. Zentreya and Sora both slice at the legs again while Ruby calls it a big meanie once more. Sora tells the party to turn around when Ruby attacks because her panties keep on showing. The Roblox bursts into flames and explodes. The Gundam falls down while the party hits it with all of their spells.
The heroes find Melvin crying behind, pleading for his life. Vee explains that there would be no more viruses if they kill him. Melvin states that they need to kill his compadres who reside in Assland and Chestland regardless of his death. Sora and the party makes fun of his lisp by saying “Askland” and “Chessland.” Melvin explains that the other hackers will continue to spread the viruses just like him. Sora tells Melvin that he was bullied but didn’t become an asshole before killing him.
Charles whines how there’s no actual thighs here. Lost offers his own thighs for Charles, which he accepts, while Vee lists out that there’s Assland, Chestland, watermalones, and the catgirl princesses. Sora asks if there is a LickToes area. Vee replies “What are we CaptainJack or some sh*t?” Vee brings everyone back into the developer world.
The party enters the overworld once more while Oras waits for Charles to shoot his fireball. Charles points out how Sora did turn out a bully with the bowlers. While Charles argues with Sora, he explains “They came at us first. I have a zero tolerance. They attacked us, so I threw a bowling ball into their f*cking tv. And then I disgraced them and their families. Big difference. Are you gonna challenge me too? Yeah, thought so.”
Charles asks what happens to the good old times since Sora is becoming dark and edgy. Vee and Sora explain how serious the situation is while Sora says “This is not a game… Well I guess it is.” Vee takes the party two steps away from the spawn and opens a portal into the castle.
The heroes enter a townsquare with lots of townsfolk and familiar faces. Sora plots to kill the man inside of the water fountain as Vee tells Sora to turn his Sound Effects up. Vee explains that they can now explore more areas upon defeating the viruses. The party finds the king inside of a fountain as Sora continues to have more dark thoughts in his head with his party confronting him.
Vee greets King Tony, who was sleeping inside of the fountain. King Tony explains that while he was taking a bath here, he had a nightmare where he was a fat pink man who fell asleep. Lost and Vee point out that the fountain is both yellow and brown. The King admits that he pissed and crapped himself. Vee points out how King Tony had everything in life but made one mistake in life and it all went down. The King explains how he gambled everything on Roblox.
Holly appears behind them, and the party greets her by calling her Poopy. Sora asks Vee what they’re doing here, and Vee finds Vinny taking to the data miner. Vee explains to Vinny that they defeated the hackers in Thighland and now need to go to Assland and Chestland.
Vinny explains that after the guildmaster told him about the taco stand, he ended up in this town and met Una, the dataminer. Una asks if they found any hackers, and Vee explains all of the weird things they found along their travels to Thighland, including the famous StealthRP. Charles points out that they now have another watermalone which brings their number up to four.
Una says that she doesn’t have anything in her book about watermalones, making Vinny call her book stupid. Una whacks Vinny in the head and it makes a loud pan noise. Vinny keeps on calling her book stupid, causing her to hit him everytime he says it. The party starts to theorize that Vinny is secretly a masochist while the King tells Vinny that he should ask her about her 10%.
Vee spots Ravio off to the distance, and the party goes to talk to him. Ravio explains that the viruses all of a sudden disappeared as he sets up shop. Oras points out how they fought a Roblox as Ravio tells them that this is the new hub. Chalres gets angry at Vee due to him talking about Zoids again. Vee threatens Charles that it seems like someone might get written out of the story.
Holly asks Ravio what other useless items he will be selling, but he accidentally ends up muting himself. The party whines at how loud he is as Sora asks Zentreya to communicate with him. All of a sudden, Ravio is cured, and Vee asks if Zentreya sucked Ravio off. The team all start to question Vee.
Ravio explains that he is now selling magical weapons that won’t waste mana when casted. Ravio makes sure that no guards are around and shows off his new spells. Ravio summons a huge ball of ice that breaks into a pathway of ice spikes on the ground. Charles points out how cooler it is than Vee’s spell. Vinny pleads for the spell, but Ravio tells him that it costs a thousand gold. Vinny backs off while being annoyed as Oras offers him his sword. Vee hopes for Vinny to be cool and relevant one day.
Sora questions if there’s a place to sit down, and Vee leads them into the town. They find a girl in a witch costume and purple hair sleeping on the road. The witch all of a sudden wakes up and asks if they want to have their fortunes told.
Speca, the fortune teller, explains how it works and asks Sora the hard question of Ice cream or cake. The party all whisper to say ice cream with Charles telling him to get ice cream cake instead. Sora takes his time to think while Speca speeds it up by saying that it now cost one gold per second wasted. Sora decides with “Cakey,” and Speca now summons tarot cards for Sora to pick. Sora keeps on choosing cards, but Speca tells him to pick other cards instead. Speca takes out different cards, but she continues to ramble how this haven’t happened in a millenium. Speca states that he’s the first one for this to ever happen and bluntly tells him that he’s gay.
Sora asks if she accidentally read Vee’s future, but Speca confirms that Sora is gay. The entire party starts to call Sora gay. Speca tells Sora that there’s no refunds while Sora and Vee tries to kill her. Speca pleads for her life but Vee decides to kill her character. Charles reassures Sora that he thinks that it’s ok to be gay.
Sora runs off to sit down next to the fountain. Vee heads off to explore as Oras starts to splash inside of the dirty fountain. Vee goes inside of the fountain as well as Lost shoots his white stuff in there. Vee drinks the fountain water while Holly comforts Sora by saying that she supports him. Vee sniffs the water in his hand and tries to give it to Sora.
Vee finds a message from the king to walk up the stairs. Vee explains that this is the actual king of the area instead of King Tony. The party finds Charles crashing off to the side. Lost tries to heal Charles with his white stuff, but Charles pleads for help. Sora states that his feet are tired, and Vee brings him to the stairs.
The heroes find the King of the land. The king wears a black suit with red buttons and has a small golden crown. His eyes are red and he has 4 horns protruding from his hair. The King humbly welcomes the heroes to his kingdom and explains that he has terrible new about his future. Vee points out that they already know that he’s gay, and the king sadly states that it’s unfixable in his land. Sora calls the king out for saying that since it’s 2018. The king apologizes for his wrongings and tells Sora “For me to tell you the dangers that lie ahead, you need to insert disc 19. Insert disc 19. Insert disc 19.”
Charles continues to say “D*ck 19. Slide a d*ck right in there. D*ck 19.” while Vee can’t believe that Sora is actually gay. Sora states that he hates everyone before logging off.
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