Captain 0's Ship

Captain 0's Ship is a ship, a very big one to be exact. It's considered to be the biggest ship ever made (we don't call the Death Stars ships), even surpassing Darth Vader's infamously large Executor, and has more stuff, simply because this ship is made by our epic mascot and Chuck Norris himself!
==Specifications==
It is Big™, can fit 100,000 people, goes up to 93 bajillion knots and can stealthily go to anywhere that could conceivably be called hostile without being detected due to revolutionary cardboard obstruction technology. Inside this literal figurative heaven on the sea it has luxurious interiors, real Bocote (is that how you pronounce it?) wood handrails and doors, automatic everything, Un$100,000,000 worth of shit on the entire boat and MOAR!! Tickets are available to the public but they're Un$500 each! That's actually pretty cheap considering what's on the ship! There are 22 floors and an elevator that unlike Captain 37's Hotel, actually works and because of UnAnything Logic will NEVER crash down to the floor and if it does EVERYONE on board gets Un$100,000,000,000 for free. This is why Tierboskat likes cutting the wire in the middle of the night so we have to give out free money.
==FEATURES==
*Your quarters has everything, the most comfortable bed ever made, pillows made from real vicuña wool, a 85 inch 8K QLED TV with every tv show, movie and song ever made FOR FREE!! We also have a PS5 and Xbox Series X in every quarters with every shame on the system and a PS4 and a Wii U! There's also a diamond-plated shotgun to shoot any intruders.
*The cafeteria is something we will NOT cheap out on. we serve Jámon Ibérico ham, A5 Wagyu Beef, Bluefin tuna and more expensive foods that we Google searched for Un$5 each. It's served on animal-themed paper plates because the team designing the ship blew their budget on everything else, even thought a literal pantheon designed it.
*an arcade on the 4th floor containing only the best shames ever made. And these "machines" are actually shaming systems with Unbreaking 5 enchantments. Unfortunately, it’s almost always out of order because the ship's power is already strained to the limit by the amount of luxury electronics in the quarters.
*The captain's area on the 20th floor that makes the boat move has real platinum plating, a steering wheel coated in real crocodile leather, a golden dashboard, a bed made from vicuña wool and MOAR expensive shit. This makes it extremely impractical because it's so shiny that light builds up inside and blinds anyone opening the door unless they have nuclear flash goggles. You can also use it to toast marshmallows or Face Morph some n00bs looking for the Ark of the Covenant.
*The engines are normal. What did you expect, engines strong enough to move a planet?
*A museum that has the only working McDonalds ice cream machine in the UnWorld.
== Weapons ==
* 2 very big 20mm guns that shoot very far and are even EXPLOSIVE! 
* 30 Mounted Coconut Guns that have been converted into sniper machine guns.
* A G.U.N.
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