Transcripts/The Blockywockys

:Izzy Moonbow: [muttering]
:Skye Silver: Very happy scenes from Maretime Bay today. As you can see, everypony is absolutely thriving.
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoa!
:[crash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [affected voice] "Ouchy! Izzy!"
:Skye Silver: Ooh. Well, maybe not everypony is thriving. [laughs] Back to you, Dazzle.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey, we heard that! [affected voice] "Yeah, watch it!"
:[whooshing]
:Allura: [sighs] Now, that's better.
:[drip]
:Allura: [gasps] What is that?! Is it... melting already?! There must be some place in this realm that's not so hot!
:[sizzling]
:Allura: Come on, Twitch. This isn't working.
:Izzy Moonbow: [affected voice] "'Not everypony's thriving.' Huh! We'll show you, Skye Silver! We're thriving, right, Izzy?" [normal voice] Who, us? Pssssh. Totally. [nervous chuckle] I mean, my creative-y juices aren't exactly flowing right now, but I'm sure that'll pass, right? [affected voice] "Of course! All you need is a new project, Izzy. Maybe it's time for destination inspiration!" [normal voice] Ooh, great idea, Señor B. [affected voice] "You could knit some hats for the baby ponies." [normal voice] Nah. My yarn ball's a mess. [affected voice] "Make a ribbon message of love in the sky?" [normal voice] I did that last week. [affected voice] "Create a sandcastle zen garden?" [normal voice] What's the point? It'll just wash away.
:Izzy Moonbow: Señor B, I know I've seemed extremely normal all morning, but I have a confession to make. I think I might have used up all my creative-y juices! [affected voice] "What?! No! What makes you think that, Izzy?" [normal voice] Well, usually when I create something, I see this glowy line first, and it shows me the idea of what I want to make. But now, when I look at things, nothing. No glowy line at all. [affected voice] "Maybe you just had some bad pasta." [normal voice] Could be. Or... maybe... Oh, no! What if it's...?!
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ugh! Why, oh, why?! Oh, great horn in the sky, why?!
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy, are you okay?
:Izzy Moonbow: Why me?!
:Zipp Storm: Are you hurt?
:Misty: What happened?
:Pipp Petals: How can we help?
:Izzy Moonbow: Ponies, I... have... the blockywockys!
:[beat]
:Zipp Storm: The what now?
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy, come on. I thought you were really hurt.
:Izzy Moonbow: No, ponies, you don't understand! Having the blockywockys is worse than being hurt!
:Misty: What do you mean, Izzy?
:Pipp Petals: Yeah, what are the... b-blockywockys?
:Izzy Moonbow: Over time, the blockywockys have afflicted many an artsy pony.
:Izzy Moonbow: [narrating] Sometimes, the blockywockys keep you from finishing a project. Sometimes, they keep you from starting one. And sometimes, they just make everything go wrong.
:Pipp Petals: What does it feel like, Iz? I bet I've, like, totally had these wockyblocky thingies.
:Izzy Moonbow: Blockywockys, Pipp. And for me, it feels like all my creative-y juices are all blocked up on my insides, and they just won't come out. It's like losing the thing you love to do the most. Like... Sunny not being able to turn into the Alicorn and help ponies, Hitch not being able to talk to critters, Pipp losing her voice, Zipp having to fly super slow, and Misty not having a friend in the world to talk to.
:Sunny Starscout: Is there anything we can do to help?
:Izzy Moonbow: [sighs] I don't know, Sunny. What if there's no cure and I never create anything ever again?
:Sunny Starscout: Come on, Izzy. We can't lose hope. We can get through anything together.
:Misty: Sunny's right. It might feel hopeless right now, Izzy. I've felt that way before, too. But when you have ponies that love you, even in the darkest times, there's always hope.
:Sunny Starscout: We're here for you.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't worry, Izzy.
:Zipp Storm: We love you, Iz.
:Pipp Petals: Awwww...
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] Aw, thanks, ponies. Now, anypony got any ideas? 'Cause clearly I do not!
:Zipp Storm: Come on, Iz. You're awesome at puzzles. I'm sure you can figure this one out. "If you're not feeling..."
:Izzy Moonbow: Ummmm... "Your best"?
:Zipp Storm: Yeah, that's it! "Then it's time to..."
:Izzy Moonbow: "...go on a quest!"
:Zipp Storm: Yes, Izzy! "If you're not feeling your best, then it's time to go on a quest!" See? We did it!
:Izzy Moonbow: A quest, huh? I like the sound of that!
:Twitch: [gibbering]
:Allura: Use my magic? On what? The boulders?
:Twitch: [panting]
:Allura: [sighs] I don't know what good it will do. But all right.
:[ice crackling]
:[whooshing]
:Allura: [grunts]
:[boom!]
:[boom!]
:Allura: Well, this isn't... completely disgusting. Maybe if I just...
:[ice crackling]
:Twitch: [yawns]
:Allura: It's not home, but it will do. For now.
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting] If you're not feeling your best, then it's time to go on a quest! That's it! I feel inspired! [gasps] Ooh, a bag! Already packed? For me? Yup, I need that! And that! Ooh, I love those! And these! Alas, I go forth on my creative-y quest! Nothing will stop me from finding the cure to my blockywockys! Oh, yeah. I forgot about the Nova Charm. That's gonna be much easier. I'll just leave the ponies a quick note. "Gone on a creative-y quest. Be back when I find the cure. X-O-X-O, Izzy." [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Alone?! She's gone alone?! How many times do I have to say it? We stick together!
:Misty: Being alone isn't always a bad thing, Hitch. Sometimes it's easier to hear your own voice when you don't have a bunch of other voices telling you what to do.
:Pipp Petals: Izzy will be just fine. She's, like, totally resourceful.
:Zipp Storm: Yeah, but, without her creativity, I just wish we could be there to help her.
:Misty: Maybe we can. What if every time we think about Izzy, rather than worrying, we can just close our eyes and send her some cutie mark magic love?
:Sunny Starscout: Great idea, Misty. Okay. Let's try it now. Hope as bright as the sun!
:Pipp Petals: Confidence like a song!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Kindness that overflows!
:Zipp Storm: Bravery that blasts across the sky!
:Misty: Heart to help you feel!
:[whooshing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, pretty rainbow! There's gotta be somepony out there who can help me! I believe it! Look out, blockywockys! I'm comin' for ya!
:[8-bit music]
:Izzy Moonbow: [screams, yelping] Wheeee!
:[beat]
:Stardance: Didn't anypony ever tell you it's not polite to stare?
:Izzy Moonbow: [laughs] Sorry. You looked so peaceful. I didn't want to bother you.
:Stardance: [whispering] I'm listening.
:Izzy Moonbow: You see, I haven't been able to create lately, and I was wondering if you knew any cures for the blockywockys.
:Stardance: Hmm. Ohhh, yes, yes. Ohhh. Mmmm. Yes. Yes, I see. Yes. Yes! ...Sorry. No idea. But before you go, how about a quick dance with the stars?
:Izzy Moonbow: Uhhhh... Yeah, that sounds fun! What are we waiting for?
:Stardance: I was hoping you'd say that.
:[twinkly music]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling] Whoo!
:Stardance: [laughing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling]
:Stardance: [thinking] Play is always the way.
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggling, yelping]
:[8-bit music]
:Izzy Moonbow: Huh? [screaming]
:[majestic music]
:Blaize: Izzy? What are you doing in the Dragon Lands?
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh. Well, I'm on a quest to find a cure for my blockywockys, Blaize. My creative-y juices are all clogged up, and I can't create anything.
:Blaize: Ah. I know just the thing. Nothing gets the blood pumping like...
:Blaize: ...a trust fall!
:Izzy Moonbow: Are you sure about this?! What if nodragon is there to catch me?!
:Blaize: We don't always know how it's going to turn out, Izzy! Sometimes we just have to jump!
:Izzy Moonbow: Okay, here goes! Cannonball!
:[whoosh!]
:Izzy Moonbow: That was amazing! I feel so alive!
:Blaize: [chuckles] Looks like your next adventure is waiting for you, Izzy.
:Izzy Moonbow: Thank you, Blaize! Whoo-hoo!
:[8-bit music]
:Izzy Moonbow: [muffled] Ah! Crystal bee, you think of everything! Whoa.
:Destiny: Oh!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, my glitter! I'm so sorry!
:Destiny: [giggles] Me, too. [gasps] Whoa! You're a unicorn! I've never met a unicorn before!
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] And you're a real-life seapony! I can't believe it! I'm Izzy!
:Destiny: Hi, Izzy. I'm Destiny. What brings you to the Jade Sea?
:Izzy Moonbow: I'm trying to find a cure for my blockywockys.
:Destiny: Blockywockys? [giggles] I've never heard that word before. Blockywockys? [laughs] Blockywockys!
:Izzy Moonbow and Destiny: [laughing]
:Destiny: It's such a funny word to say!
:Izzy Moonbow: It really is a silly word, isn't it?
:Izzy Moonbow and Destiny: [laughing]
:Destiny: Well, whatever it means, I'm sure a little laughter can set it right. [giggles] Seaponies believe that laughter can cure anything. It's magic. [giggling]
:Izzy Moonbow: Huh. Laughter can cure anything, huh? [giggles] That's funny. I do feel better already.
:Izzy Moonbow and Destiny: [laughing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Wow! Those are amazing! Where did you get those?
:Destiny: I made them. [gasps] Oh! I could teach you if you'd like.
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh! Oh, yes, please! My friends back home in Maretime Bay would love them!
:Destiny: Okay then! Come on!
:[tropical music]
:[shimmering]
:[boom!]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo! Destinyyyy!
:Destiny: Izzyyyy!
:[splash!]
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting] That was incredible! What's next, Nova Charm? Huh? Home? Maretime Bay? Whoo-hoo! I cannot wait to tell the ponies all about my adventure! [in conga rhythm] Been on an adventure! To cure my blockywockys! Been on an adventure!
:Allura: That is one very strange unicorn. Twitch! Did you see that? She's got it! The bizarre little pony has the Nova Charm! And she's all alone...
:Izzy Moonbow: [vocalizing, gasps] Whoa. Look at all this cool stuff. I bet ponies used to have so much fun here.
:[clang]
:[crash]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh, yikes. Somepony really let this place go. What a mess. [gasps] Wait a minute. I bet, with a little love and imagination, these fairgrounds could be amazing again!
:Mane 6: [sounds of awe]
:Allura: No! We were so close! We're stuck here forever! Come on!
:Twitch: [grumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Izzy! Look at this place! This is incredible! YOU are incredible!
:Pipp Petals: Look at your mane! Ah! This rainbow look is totally chic! Everypony's gonna want this hairstyle, Iz!
:Izzy Moonbow: [giggles] Not too shabby, huh? Check it out! There's something for everypony. A new, bigger smoothie shop for you, Sunny. You finally got the space to expand your menu.
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, I love it, Izzy! Thank you!
:Izzy Moonbow: Somewhere for Hitchy-poo and Sparky to have fun together.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Gonna need some new rules for all these rides, Iz!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows raspberry]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, Sparkeroni. Fun first, rules later.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Izzy Moonbow: A daredevil-y rollercoaster for our wild child Zipp!
:Zipp Storm: [whooping] I loooooove it, Iz!
:Izzy Moonbow: A place where Pipp can use all those gems and razzle-bedazzle some cutie marks.
:Pipp Petals: [squeals] Look at this! And this! Oh, oh, oh! This is gorge! Ahhhh! It's perfect, Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: And a ponycorn pop-up for the queen of the kernel.
:Misty: Mmmm! Pickled popcorn! Mm-mm! And cupcake! Thanks, Izzy! This is the best shop ever!
:Izzy Moonbow: And I've even made myself a cute little seaside shop where I can sell all of my one-of-a-kind creations.
:Pipp Petals: Um, speaking of creations, I guess all this means that you found a cure for your blockywockys?
:Izzy Moonbow: Nah, I don't think I believe in the blockywockys anymore.
:Rest of Mane 6: [sounds of confusion]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows raspberry]
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, firstly, nopony else had even heard of them. They thought I was bananas. And B, I think I just needed to relax and do some stuff that I really love, like meet fun ponies and have new experiences. Once I stopped worrying so much about my creative-y juices, a new project came along to inspire me.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, clearly. Guess you didn't need to go on a creative-y quest after all. [chuckles]
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh, no, no, no. I definitely still needed to go. I had a date with Destiny!
:Misty: Wow. A date with destiny? [laughs] That sounds a little scary.
:Izzy Moonbow: No, silly. Destiny is a seapony. And she showed me how to make these! I got one for everypony!
:Zipp Storm: [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wow!
:Pipp Petals: Wow!
:[camera clicks]
:Mane 6 sans Izzy: [sounds of awe]
:Pipp Petals: Um, Izzy? I'm going to need a lot of these. And I mean a loooot! Like, how many can you make in a day? I mean it. How many?
:Izzy Moonbow: Just be cool, Pipp.
:Pipp Petals: Okay, okay, okay. But these are defo the next big thing!
:Zipp Storm: Um, actually, I think this is the next big thing. It's the coolest thing I've ever seen.
:Izzy Moonbow: Aww, thanks, Zipperoonie!
:Misty: So... what should we call it?
:Izzy Moonbow: How about the "Fun Fair Rides and Food and Games and Sunshine and Happiness Place"?!
:Pipp Petals: Oh, it's catchy. But I think we need something a tad bit easier to remember.
:Sunny Starscout: How about... the "Boardtrot"?
:Rest of Mane 6: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: The Boardtrot! That's good! I love it! Come on, everypony! Last one to the Ferris wheel's a rotten fettuccine!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Let your magic run wild
:[Hitch Trailblazer]
::If you could only see everything you could be
::You would spend your whole life shining
:[camera clicks]
:[credits]