Sheriff Dirk

Sheriff Dirk is a somewhat major character in the homeStuck rolepay v413 lore, while also being the previous owner of the local Saloon and current sheriff of Homestuck City.
== Personality ==
Sheriff Dirk is a very fun-loving person and will always try to "giddy up on them moves", whenever he gets the chance to. He is also very serious about his work as the sheriff of Homestuck City, trying his best to jail up anybody who's being "worse than a horse shoe", as he calls it. 
== Relationships ==
=== Sheriff Dave ===
Sheriff Dave is the brother of Sheriff Dirk, and is still in his cowboy training, though will occasionally pop up from time-to-time, mainly to laugh at other people's misfortune. Sheriff Dirk usually meets up with his bro at the local Saloon, mainly because Dave is the owner of the place (as of August 4th, 2022).
=== Roxy Lalonde ===
Sheriff Dirk has a very serious friendship with Roxy, as he usually comes to her house to check up on things or to joke around. Due to this, he's even gotten her a job as bartender in the local Saloon, which has made him more cautious of her, especially after the Murder Mystery incident. He also doesn't really like her brief relationship with the man who put her in a corner (wink wink).
=== Feet Man ===
Sheriff Dirk has a very intriguing rivalry against Feet Man, especially after the court case regarding Feet Man. Sheriff Dirk mainly doesn't like Feet Man, due to his many crimes and "cream activity" around Homestuck City, and has swore to make Feet Man pay for his actions.
== The Murder Mystery Incident ==
Sheriff Dirk played a major role in the solving of the Murder Mystery that occured during mid-July. He was mainly helping out, simply because he worried of Roxy's kids who, at the time, ran away. He did find out the culprit by shouting their name once he got killed off by them, however it is speculated that he was simply joking, and that nobody was actually the culprit.
== Trivia ==
* Sheriff Dirk dislikes the idea of fandom culture.
* Shockingly, Sheriff Dirk has a fear of horses, and prefers driving one seat cars instead.
* Sheriff Dirk has trained Cowboy Sollux in the past, and even encouraged him to marry Jake English in the first place.
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