Stop the Planet of the Apes. I Want to Get Off!

Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off! is a theatrical adaptation of the famous movie Planet of the Apes, starring Troy McClure as Colonel George Taylor. The song Dr Zaius (song) is a parody of the song "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. 
==Behind the Laughter==
This musical is a pun of the 1961 broadway musical, Stop the World, I Want to Get Off!. 
==Appearances==
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==Listen==
==Intro==
:(phone rings)
:MacArthur Parker:
:Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of...Planet of the Apes?
:Troy:
:Eh, the movie or the planet?
:MacArthur Parker:
:The brand new multi-million dollar musical! And you are starring... as the human.
:Troy:
:It's the part I was born to play, baby!
==Dr. Zaius==
:Gorilla 1:
:Help, the human's about to escape!
:Troy:
:Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
:Gorilla 2:
:(gasps) He can talk!
:Orangutans:
:He can talk! He can talk!
:He can talk! He can talk!
:He can talk! He can talk!
:Troy:
:I can siiiiiiiing!
:Chimp Nurse:
:Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!
:Orangutans:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
:Orangutan 1:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Troy:
:What's wrong with me?
:Dr. Zaius:
:I think you're crazy.
:Troy:
:Want a second opinion.
:Dr. Zaius:
:You're also lazy.
:Orangutans:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
:Orangutan 1:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Troy:
:Can I play the piano anymore?
:Dr. Zaius:
:Of course you can.
:Troy:
:Well, I couldn't before.
:(plays the piano)
:Orangutans:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
:Orangutan 1:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Orangutans:
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
:Oh, Dr. Zaius!
:Bart:
:This play has everything.
:Homer:
:Oh, I love legitimate the-a-ter.
==Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z==
:Troy:
:I hate every ape I see
:From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,
:No, you'll never make a monkey out of me.
:Oh, my God, I was wrong,
:It was Earth all along.
:You finally made a monkey...
:Ape:
:Yes we finally made a monkey...
:Troy and Apes:
:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
:Troy:
:I love you, Dr. Zaius!
:(applause)
:Thank you! It's great to be back! I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady, my always outrageous fiancée, Selma! Take a bow, sugarbeet!
:Selma:
:Oh.
:Homer:
:Down in front!
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