Squidward's Merry Toilet

Squidward's Merry Toilet is the 83rd episode of wait wut. and the 8th episode of the 5th season. It is a sequel to the previous episode, Squidward's Spooky Toilet. It is also the series finale.
== Transcript ==
(Squidward is once again cleaning his toilet, this time while singing Jingle Bells terribly)
Squidward: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open slei-EHHH??
(Squidward's toilet forms a mouth)
Squidward's toilet: Merry Christmas you bitch. You sing like a fucking dying bitch, bitch.
Squidward: But I have a-
Squidward's toilet: I don't care what's in between your legs! Now listen pal, I don't got time for your dilly dallying. I want you to flush me.
Squidward: Again? Ugh, fine.
(Squidward flushes the toilet, much to the toilet's pleasure)
Squidward's toilet: ohhhhh fuck yeah that feels so good
Squidward: Okay, enough with your flushing fetish, what do you really want from me?
Squidward's toilet: I want you to… take your pants off!
Squidward: What? Why?
Squidward's toilet: Just do it. It'll all be worth it.
Squidward: Fine. (he takes his pants off) Are you happy now?
Squidward's toilet: (giggles) Nope! Now you gotta flush your pants down me!
Squidward: These are my only pants! I'm having family over for Christmas!
Squidward's toilet: BAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE NO FAMILY, SQUIDWARD! YOU FLUSHED THEM ALL IN YOUR SLEEP! HAHAHAHA! THIS IS EVEN MORE COMICAL THAN LAST TIME!
Squidward's dad: (muffled, from the sewers below) Fuck you, you son of an abortion!
Squidward: wait wut
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