Inauguration Day

Inauguration Day is the ninth episode of season four, and the thirty-sixth episode overall, of No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom. It will premiere in January 2021.
==Plot==
As Mr. Biden takes the oath of office to become President of Bikini Bottom, Mr. Trump attempts to overthrow the Moonian government so he can still be a leader.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens at Mr. Banana’s House.]
Mr. Banana: Rise and shine, Joe, today is the day you become President of Bikini Bottom!
Mr. Biden: No.
Mr. Banana: Yes.
Mr. Biden: No...
Mr. Banana: Yes…
Mr. Biden: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
[Mr. Biden takes out a gun, puts it next to his head, and pulls the trigger, but Mr. Banana quickly dresses the gun up as a strawberry and sticks his girthy banana cock into the muzzle, preventing the bullet from leaving.]
Mr. Banana: Oh Secret Service, we’re ready!
[A group of Secret Service Agents escorts Mr. Biden and Mr. Banana to the Capitol ruins.]
Mr. Biden: I hate you.
[Suddenly Mrs. Biden walks by.]
Mrs. Biden: So today’s the big day, huh? 
Mr. Biden: [whispers at Mr. Bananna] Who’s that? 
Mrs. Biden: [chuckles] Oh, silly Joe, don’t you remember? I’m the woman you got married to help cover up the fact that you’re a pedophile! 
Mr. Biden: Oh yeah! 
[Cut to the White House.]
Mrs. McEnany: Well, Mr. President, I guess this is the end. Goodbye.
Mr. Trump: Nope. This is only the beginning.
Mrs. McEnany: Excuse me?
Mr. Trump: Larry and I have been talking—
Mrs. McEnany: I think it’s too late for another fascist putsch.
Mr. Trump: Maybe in Bikini Bottom, but not on the Moon!
Mrs. McEnany: Excuse me?
Mr. Trump: Yep. We’re overthrowing the Moonian government. With the calls for my prosecution here getting increasingly louder, and me being a wanted war criminal everywhere else in the world, I have no choice but to lead a new world.
Mrs. McEnany: How are you and Larry gonna do that?
Mr. Trump: With the Space Force, of course!
Mrs. McEnany: Control of all the military branches will be transferred to Biden in an hour.
Mr. Trump: Nope. I just signed an executive order transferring it from the Department of Defense to The Trump Duck Organization. It’s basically my very own paramilitary!
Mrs. McEnany: Can you even do that?
Mr. G: Yep. I checked. The day I become President, I shall take all the other branches!
Mr. Trump: Anyways, Kayleigh, care to join?
Mrs. McEnany: Well...it’ll be hard to find another job due to my association with you, so sure.
Mr. Trump: Who else wants to join?
Mr. G: I cannot, as Biden shall appoint me to manage the Earth’s largest nuclear arsenal.
Mr. Pineapple: There’s no hope for the Earth now, it has been completely taken over by fascism. Count me in.
Mr. Trump: Let’s bring fascism to the moon!
Everyone: Yay!
[Cut to the platform of the Capitol ruins.]
Mrs. Pelosi: Officer, are you absolutely sure Biden and Harris will be safe?
Police Officer: Definitely. We’ve got 25,000 troops stationed in the city.
[Suddenly, Mr. Pepperchicken approaches the police officer for a security check.]
Police Officer: [leans closely] Hmm...just about...white! Welcome to the inauguration!
Mr. Pepperchicken: I hope Biden calls for the destruction of the gay lobby in his speech, or else. [takes out a gun immediately after walking past the Police Officer]
Mrs. Pelosi: Finally, they’re here!
[Mr. Banana and the Biden and Harris families step out of a Secret Service limousine and head to the crowd. Shortly after, Mrs. Harris steps up front to the center, meeting Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor.]
Mrs. Sotomayor: Are you ready?
Mrs. Harris: Indeed.
Mrs. Sotomayor: Now, repeat after me: I, Kamala Devi Harris, do solemnly swear,
Mrs. Harris: I, Kamala Devi Harris, do solemnly swear.
Mrs. Sotomayor: That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
Mrs. Harris: That I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
Mrs. Sotomayor: That I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;
Mrs. Harris: That I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same;
Mrs. Sotomayor: That I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;
Mrs. Harris: That I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion;
Mrs. Sotomayor: And that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.
Mrs. Harris: And that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter.
Mrs. Sotomayor: So help me God.
Mrs. Harris: So help me God.
Mrs. Sotomayor: Congratulations, Madam Vice President. [shakes Mrs. Harris’ hand]
[Cut to the Space Force Headquarters.]
Mr. Trump: Boys, as you are now members of my paramilitary, you only do what I say. Our mission is to overthrow the Moonian government. But before we do that, can anyone tell me what they know about the Moon?
Space Force Guardian: Uh...you can’t waterbend without it?
Mr. Trump: Excellent information! We will totally win this coup. We shall slaughter...uh, do any of you know who’s in charge there?
[Silence.]
Mr. Trump: Ah well, we’ll find out when we get there!
[As Mr. Trump, Mr. Lobster, Mr. Pineapple, and Mrs. McEnany quickly enter the rocket, the Space Force Guardians cryptically look at each other before they get on.]
Mr. Trump: Set a course for the Moon!
[The spaceship blasts off.]
[Cut to the Capitol.]
Mr. Roberts: Are you ready, Mr. Biden?
Mr. Biden: I’m not just ready, I’m ready Jack!
Mr. Roberts: It’s John. Now, repeat after me: I, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., do solemnly swear,
Mr. Biden: I...uh… [falls asleep]
Mr. Roberts: Wake up, you damn fool, Squilliam’s waiting for me!
Mr. Banana: Hold on, I’ll do it for him! I, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr., do solemnly swear, that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of Bikini Bottom, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of Bikini Bottom. So help me God.
Mr. Roberts: Congratulations, Mr. President.
[Mr. Roberts shakes Mr. Biden’s hand, which Mr. Banana is holding up, and the crowd cheers.]
Mr. Biden: [wakes up] Time to do my speech! [stands in front of a podium and bangs his fists on it] What’s up, Jack?
Mr. Pepperchicken: [mutters] Call out the gay lobby, call out the gay lobby… [puts his finger on the trigger]
[Cut to the Moon.]
Mr. Pineapple: We’re here!
[The spaceship lands on the surface of the Moon, and everyone there steps out.]
Mr. Trump: Alright, everyone to wherever the leader lives!
[The group charges, passing through craters and Moonian villages.]
Mr. Trump: [points at a school filled with children] Guardians, I order you to burn that place down!
Space Force Guardian: What? Why?
Mr. Trump: If we’re going to violently overthrow a foreign government, why not commit war crimes against random civilians in the process?
Space Force Guardian: [uneasy] Uh...can we do it after we take over? We should keep things relatively quiet now.
Mr. Trump: Fine.
[The group arrives at the Moonian Palace.]
Mr. Lobster: FOR PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP! [breaks down the doors]
Quag: Greetings Earthlings. What brings you here? [gestures the royal guards in front of him to leave]
Mr. Lobster: PREPARE TO DIE, ALIEN!
[Mr. Lobster takes out a spear and charges towards Quag, but is stopped and pushed to the floor, not by Quag or the royal guards, but by Space Force Guardians from behind.]
Space Force Guardian: These individuals [points at and arrests Mr. Lobster, Mr. Trump, Mr. Pineapple, and Mrs. McEnany] attempted to overthrow you, your Moonianness. 
Mr. Trump: Your Moonianness?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
Space Force Guardian: You executed our glorious founder, Mike Pence.
Quag: And he will decide your punishment.
[The royal guards install a portal in front of the arrested individuals, and turn it on, revealing Mr. Pence in Hell.]
Mr. Trump: M-M-Mike?
Mr. Pence: Greetings, Donald.
Mr. Trump: Before you decide anything, just realize that you wouldn’t be in Hell if you and Tim didn’t try to overthrow me.
Mr. Pence: I wanted power!
Mr. Trump: So you take part in a violent coup? That’s not the right way to gain power!
[Two Space Force Guardians blankly look at each other.]
Mr. Pence: Anyways, your punishment shall be to execute Tim.
Mr. Trump: I already have.
Mr. Pence: No, he escaped. My senses tell me he is attending Biden’s inauguration. Execute him, or else.
Mr. Pineapple: Well, if we’re going back to Bikini Bottom, we should continue trying to overthrow the government.
Mr. Trump: Great!
Mr. Pence: See you soon, Donald. [disappears into the fire of Hell]
[The Space Force Guardians escort the arrested individuals back to their spaceship.]
Space Force Guardian: We’ll stay here in order to communicate with our leader.
Mr. Trump: Good riddance, you traitors! [slams the spaceship door shut] I guess I’ll have to buy a paramilitary from Kelpy G.
Mr. Lobster: You can never buy me, sir, I don’t need money to be loyal to the great President of Bikini Bottom! [gets into the pilot’s seat]
Mrs. McEnany: Do you know how to drive this thing?
Mr. Lobster: I’m a boater, I can drive anything.
Mr. Trump: Can’t argue with that—
[Suddenly, the spaceship blasts off.]
Mr. Lobster: LET’S TRY TO STOP SLEEPY JOE, ONCE AGAIN!
[Cut to the Capitol.]
Mr. Biden: ...and finally, curse all of you who voted for me!
[The crowd, except for Mr. Pepperchicken, cheers.]
Mr. Pepperchicken: NOTHING ABOUT THE GAY LOBBY?! [points his gun at Mr. Biden] Prepare to die—
[Suddenly, Mr. Trump’s spaceship lands, crushing Mr. Pepperchicken.]
Mr. Lobster: [opens the spaceship door] WE OBJECT—
Mr. Biden: I’m afraid it’s too late, Jack.
Mr. Trump: But—
[The Secret Service apprehends everyone on the spaceship and takes them away.]
Mr. Trump: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mr. Lobster: Don’t worry, Mr. President, you’ll be in the White House in no time, with me fighting for you!
Mr. McConnell: I’m glad that’s been taken care of! These coup attempts have been an absolutely outrageous assault on our democracy, and more importantly, GOP public relations. 
Mr. Biden: Wow, I was right! The fever is ending! 
Mr. McConnell: Indeed it is. Say, why don’t we work on some bipartisan legislation to assist Israel in their genocide of Palestinians? 
Mr. Biden: [places his arm around Mr. McConnell] Sounds good to me, friend. Sounds good to me. 
[The two of them laugh and walk off-screen together as the episode ends.]