Transporter's Free Birds

Reggie the turkey (Owen Wilson) says that the thing everybody loves most about holidays is food...unless, of course, you happen to be the meal. He sees a family carving into a Thanksgiving turkey and screams in horror. His warning to the other turkeys go unheard because they are too dumb to listen and are more focused on corn. Because of this, it has made Reggie an outcast. While the turkeys are sleeping, an older turkey comes in saying that Reggie was right about the people fattening up the turkeys to eat them. The other turkeys throw Reggie out of their coop and he is picked up by a little girl. She happens to be the daughter of the President of the United States. What's going on is a ceremony to pardon a turkey from being used for Thanksgiving dinner. The President's daughter promises to take care of Reggie, until she becomes tired and falls asleep in a second. From there, Reggie is taken to Camp David and quickly becomes adjusted to a life of luxury, watching Spanish soap operas and eating lots of pizza. One evening, though, he is taken by a bigger turkey named Jake (Woody Harrelson) and he calls in a transporter and called in his owner and revealing he is a dæmon with his human owner and partner.......... Frank Martin (Jason Statham) appears! and he crashes his car into the forest and simply says "Someone need help with a Thanksgiving heist?",. Frank strictly follows three rules when transporting: Rule Number 1: "Never change the deal", Rule Number 2: "No names", and Rule Number 3: "Never open the package.", Jake says they comes from the Turkey Freedom Front and that he was sent by The Great Turkey to get Frank and Reggie go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu as then be Frank's own dæmon. Frank Martin and Jake drags Reggie to a shed that he thinks is the top secret facility holding the time machine. Reggie inadvertently opens the secret passage to take them to the actual facility. They find the map that conveniently says where the time machine is and finds Frank's car drives the car, but Reggie tries to trick Frank Martin and Jake into running to the exit from the car. Some guys in hazmat suits find them and chase them all the way to the room where the time machine is, just as the President and his general enter to watch another man test it out. Everybody spots Frank, Reggie and Jake in Frank's car driving toward the machine, so they order the man to run out. However, as the machine is powering up, it creates a vortex that starts to lift everything up. Frank and the turkeys (in Frank's car) hop into the machine and are greeted by a computer called S.T.E.V.E. (voiced by George Takei). Frank tells him to take them back to the first Thanksgiving, so S.T.E.V.E. charts a course for November 1621 in Plymouth Colony. Frank and the turkeys (in Frank's car) are taken to this time period quickly. Reggie tries to hop back in, but S.T.E.V.E. uses a camouflage to power back up. A gunshot rings out and three dogs appear. They chase after Frank Martin, Reggie and Jake until they are cornered by a man riding a horse, Captain Myles Standish (Colm Meaney). Standish nearly shoots Reggie until an acorn drops onto his rifle, distracting him for a second. When he looks back up, Frank, his car, Reggie and Jake are gone. They are rescued by another group of turkeys led by brother-and-sister team Jenny (Amy Poehler) and Ranger (Jimmy Hayward). Unfortunately, two other turkeys, Amos and Burly, are taken by Standish. Jenny and Ranger lead Frank, Reggie and Jake in their car to their hideout in a tree where they meet the larger colony of turkeys, led by Jenny and Ranger's father Chief Broadbeak (Keith David). Frank, Jake and Ranger become competitive against each other while Reggie quickly falls for Jenny. In the nearby village, the pilgrims complain to Governor Bradford (Dan Fogler) about there being no food and that they are starving. They are less than pleased when Standish and his men return with only the two captured turkeys. Despite this, he vows to wrangle up every last bird. The elder turkey tasks Reggie and Jenny to go out and sabotage the hunters' traps while Frank, Jake and Ranger must go together on their own mission. Through sheer accidental dumb luck, Reggie succeeds in undoing all the traps after he basically falls into most of them and sets off a chain reaction, but Jenny is still impressed with him. Still, Standish's dogs find them and chase them all the way to the time machine. Reggie calls upon S.T.E.V.E. to let him and Jenny in, allowing them to become invisible to the dogs. Standish comes upon the dogs and sees the turkeys' footprints in the grass, which stop in the middle of the field. He throws gun powder onto the machine to expose the turkeys. He draws his rifle, but Reggie tells S.T.E.V.E. to get them out of there, so the machine flies high above the Earth's atmosphere to the surprise of Standish. Jenny is shocked by this revelation, now believing that Reggie and Jake really are from the future. Meanwhile, Frank, Jake and Ranger find the hunters' cabin where they are keeping their weapons. That night, Frank Martin and Jake grabs Reggie to help him get in and destroy the weapons, but Reggie thinks this is a crazy idea, even as Frank and Jake insists that The Great Turkey called upon him to save them. Jake explains that when he was younger, he lived in a testing facility that experimented on turkeys. His mother protected him from the doctors and then gave him three eggs to guard as he escaped. Jake only made it past the gate and was unable to pull the eggs through before the doctors grabbed them. After that, Jake thought he was a failure, until a shining figure, The Great Turkey, appeared before him and gave him the Sacred Time Knob (a regular door knob), telling him it would be his destiny to save every turkey. The two turkeys make it across the village's fence, all the way to Standish's cabin. They rescue the two captured turkeys, and Frank and Jake grabs a gun powder horn from Standish's hand as he sleeps, replacing it with an ear of corn. Frank and Jake then sets up a trail of gun powder outside the fence, which he lights up, causing one cabin full of weapons to explode, but Standish tosses the other barrel outside before it blows up. Unknowingly, Jake is spilling gun powder from the horn as he, Frank and Reggie drive back to the flock. Standish knows that the turkeys are behind this. He tells Bradford about their scheming and the time machine, thinking he's going mad. He then spots the gun powder trail and drops a match to light it up. Reggie, Frank and Jake make it back to the tree with Amos and Burly to celebrate their victory. Thinking that the colony is now safe, Reggie asks Jenny to go back with him to the future. Before she can respond, she sees the gun powder trail's light going all the way into the tree. The turkeys realize that Frank and Jake has led Standish to them, right before he chops into the tree with an axe. The turkeys start to evacuate as Standish sets the tree on fire. Frank and Jake goes back to rescue the turkey chicks and eggs from the nursery and then rejoins the flock. The dogs chase him, Jake, Reggie and Jenny all the way out. Broadbeak stays behind to allow them all to escape, promising Jenny he will always be with her. She goes with Reggie through the exit as the tree blows up with Broadbeak still in there. Reggie and Jenny resurface from the lake where they fell to see some turkeys being taken by Standish. The colony pays tribute to Broadbeak, and Jenny is made the new chief as she holds the half of a seashell that would connect with a half passed from the previous chief. Thinking it's his fault that all this happened, Reggie leaves to go home, despite Frank and Jake's pleads to get them to stay. Reggie hops back into the machine and returns to Camp David. When he enters his home, he finds another Reggie in there already. Future-Reggie (along with a few other Reggies) tells Present-Reggie that he's an idiot for coming back and that everything he ever wanted - Jenny, Frank, Jake, a whole family of turkeys - was back in 1621. Additionally, he finds out from S.T.E.V.E. that HE is the Great Turkey who went back in time to convince Jake to take on the turkey rescue mission. He carries out this task to find the young Jake and give him the Sacred Time Knob to inspire him on his quest. Frank, Jenny and Jake are in Frank's car with the other turkeys gather to battle Standish and his men, just as the Native Americans arrive on the scene. The turkeys fire flaming pumpkins at the villains, and then charge toward them. Standish gets his men to round up their cannons. They fire at Frank and the turkeys, and just before it's too late, a force stops the cannonballs in mid-air before they hit the turkeys. A vortex like from earlier opens up, causing the cannons to be lifted up. Standish, now desperate, hops onto the floating cannon and aims it at Jenny. He lights it up but then realizes his mistake too late. The recoil from the cannon's blast shoots him up into the vortex where he is presumably taken to another unknown time period. The time machine reappears, and out steps Reggie, carrying a box of pizza to present to the pilgrims and Native Americans. Frank and Jake then realizes that Reggie was really the Great Turkey the whole time. The Native American chief takes a slice and says it is a delicious gift. The pizza delivery guy also steps out with more pizzas to give to everybody. Bradford then gives thanks to Reggie for the meal, and then realizes he just came up with the word "Thanksgiving.", just as they finish, Standish grabs the Pizza box alongside with Frank Martin at the same time, starting a Atlantean Alliance battle. Standish wagers his wolf dæmon against his three turkey dæmons Jake, Jenny and Reggie, and the game is Thanksgiving Sparring. When the battle starts, three platforms rise out of the water, with Frank, Standish and their dæmons on one of them. They are both evenly matched, but his wolf dæmon to give him an advantage. His dæmon kicks and jumps are quicker than Frank's three dæmons's, and he is able to continue to wear him out. his wolf dæmon knocks three of Frank's dæmons in the water, then jumps in and knocks him back onto land. Frank Martin gives his three turkey dæmons some encouragement, and he uses his move to raise the water level and submerge the platforms. to allow breathing, but wolf dæmon uses his move to blow away all the water, leaving his three turkey dæmons flopping around in a boat trying to breathe. Standish is gloating over his victory, and Frank offers to raise the stakes in the middle of the showdown. He calls an official time-out, and Frank wagers his weapon against the rest of Frank's car. Frank's three dæmons are unsure if he should do this, but Standish accepts, and the showdown continues. his wolf dæmon flies Frank's three turkey dæmons back up to the top platform, Frank's three turkey dæmons Jenny, Reggie and Jake are very weak, and his wolf dæmon is about to finish him, when he suddenly falls over, defeated, purposely losing the battle and winning the showdown for Frank Martin and his three dæmons. Pizza has become the new traditional Thanksgiving meal. Reggie decides to go with Jenny and the colony, his destiny having been fulfilled. Reggie then finally kisses Jenny, and S.T.E.V.E. goes "Oh my" as Frank (in his car) and his new three turkey dæmons Jake, Jenny and Reggie goes home. After the credits, Jake returns after a few minutes holding a duck and chicken to warn Reggie and Frank about the turducken. and just then Lord Asriel (Daniel Craig in an uncredited role) appears with his daemon Stelmaria saying "Hello, Are you Frank Martin?, he replies "Yes!", Stelmaria says "Frank, We Need You and all of you", Frank says "Good!"