Coming to Homerica/Quotes

:Nurse: We're out of English forms. You'll have to fill in a Norwegian one.
:Marge: Oh! I can't read this sloopy-blooby writing!
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:Homer: Why you little! I'll kill you! (Runs into a Report Child Abuse Sign)
:Mayor Quimby: That's it-- we'll build a fence.
:CROWD: (chanting) Fence! Fence! Fence! Fence!
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:Homer: Eh, maybe you're right. I do have a history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.
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:Marge: Homie, I don't think we should build a fence. Haven't we always taught the children to make friends with those who are a little different?
:Lisa: Yes.
:Bart: Yeah.
:Maggie: Ja!
:(Marge gasps)
:Maggie: Ja! Ja!
:Marge: Maggie's first words are Odgenvillese!
:Homer: Now do you see, Marge? Now do you see why we must build that fence?
:Marge: Build it, Homie! Make it as tall as the sky and deeper than Hell!
:Maggie: Ja! Ja!
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:Homer: Men, our negative energy has been harnessed to help keep Springfield's borders secure from Ogdenvillians. But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life.
:Cletus: The Klan?
:Homer: Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying.
:Cletus: The Nazis?
:Homer: Okay, you stop trying.
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:Homer: I share your xylophobia!
:Lisa: No, Dad, you mean "xenophobia". Xylophobia would be the fear of xylophones.
:Homer: I *am* afraid of xylophones. It's the music you hear when skeletons are dancing!
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:Ron Rabinowitz: It turns out the Krustyburger is the most unhealthy fast food item ever.
:Krusty the Clown: Even worse than the Double Krustyburger?
:Ron Rabinowitz: Somehow yes.
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:Homer: (eating a Mother Nature Burger) I'm saving the planet! Where's my Nobel Prize?
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:Milhouse: Minnesota Vikings apparel? This is Tennessee Titans territory!
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:Marge: Look, Maggie. We have a nanny, just like Joe Piscopo and Ethan Hawke left their wives for.
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:Marge: You lost your job?
:Homer: It's not my fault! Those barleyjacks filled me up with their liqueurs and liquors, but mostly the liqueurs.
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:Kent Brockman: So. you're guaranteeing it's safe to eat Ogdenville barley once more?
:Ogdenville farmer: Well, where there's barley, there's rats, you know? Now, when will you be starting the interview?
:Kent Brockman: That just went out live.
:Ogdenville farmer: Well, then we're screwed.
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:Superintendent Chalmers: (weakly) Skinner! If I die, I want you to take over...
:Principal Skinner: (pleasantly surprised) Really?
:Superintendent Chalmers: ...the search committee for a new superintendent.
:Principal Skinner: (shakes head dejectedly) Mmm...
:Superintendent Chalmers: Just hold my head and say soothing things. (lies down with head on Principal Skinner's leg)
:Principal Skinner: Third grade math scores are holding steady. (rubs Superintendent Chalmers' head)
:Superintendent Chalmers: (contentedly) Aah, yes.
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:Bart: Dad, are you sure you can put in these new rain gutters all by yourself?
:Homer: Yeah, maybe you're right. I do have a bad history of going up on roofs and waking up in hospitals.
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:Bart: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Oh, she's still here. Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?
:Marge: No way, mister! It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you.
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