The Undertaker (Archie Spin-Off Comics)

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Credits
Writers: Ken Penders, Ian Flynn
Characters: Deborah Tate, Caleb Barnes (Sonic The Comic)
Story: Ian Flynn
Lettering: Tracy Yeardley
Plot: Ian Flynn
Published: 1997
Main Characters
The Undertaker-The Phenom Or Deadman As He Is Called Sits Atop Of His Throne In Death Valley After His Triumphant Victory Over Eggman He Waits For An Challenge He Undergone An Tremendous Appearance Change Now As The Lord Of Darkness
Hunter Hearst Helmsley-An Rich Fellow From Greenwich Connecuit Seeks Out Eggman For His Destruction Of The WWF Arena Along With Other Wrestlers
Shawn Michaels-HBK Or He Is Referred To As Heartbreak Kid Sweet Chin Music's His Way Onto The Undertaker Archie Comics
Ken Shamrock-The World's Dangerous Man Nuff Said
Stone Cold Steve Austin-The Man Who Invented The Stone Cold Stunner Which Has Been Used Throughout The Comics
Vader-The Monsterdon Of The Midway
Kane-I Have No Idea Where Kane Comes From Whatever Kane Says Often Gives Undertaker Hints To The Crime
Chyna-The Enforcer Of D-Generation X
Jonathan/Michelle Roberts-The Second Coming Of The Undertaker As Shown In Issue # 1 Where He Wore Undertaker's 1994 Attire And Ring Attire He Was Reborn As The Lord Of Darkness (1997) That Version Of Jonathan Sees An More Darkness Side Of Him But Retains Jonathan's Heroic Personality And Will Defend Undertaker's Name At All Costs Michelle Is Now The Lordess Of Darkness Wearing Undertaker's 1997 Attire Which Shows Her Belly Has Black Elbow Pads On Which Shows Her Tattoos On Both Of Her Arms
Bret Hart-The Best There Is The Best There Was The Best There Ever Will Be Period
Sycho Sid-Nothing Needs To Be Said
Rick Rude-Founder Of D-Generation X
Road Dogg-D-Generation X Member
X-Pac-D-Generation X Member
Billy Gunn-D-Generation X Member
Tori Poch-According To X-Pac Himself She Is Jonathan's Girlfriend In The Comics Which Was Confirmed By Jonathan Himself She Often Serves As His First Girlfriend
Lita-This Hot Red Lipped Girl Loves Excitement And Jonathan Brings Excitement She Is His Second Girlfriend
Victoria-This Beautiful And Intelligent Woman Is Jonathan's 3rd Girlfriend
Maryse Ouellet-An French Canadian Wrestler Who Knows Jonathan Very Well His 4th Girlfriend
Trish Stratus-Jonathan's Favorite Diva And Loveable To Work With She Is His 5th Girlfriend
AJ Lee-Cute And Cuddly She Has Great Fashion Sense She Is Jonathan's 6th Girlfriend
Mickie James-Jonathan's 7th Girlfriend
Michelle McCool-Jonathan's 8th Girlfriend
Layla-Jonathan's 9th Girlfriend
Kelly Kelly-Jonathan's 10th Girlfriend
Eve Torres-Jonathan's 11th Girlfriend
Kaitlyn-Jonathan's 12th Girlfriend
Jessica Roberts-Jonathan's 13th Girlfriend And Clone Of Undertaker As The Lordess Of Darkness
Dawn Marie-Jonathan's Partner And 14th Girlfriend
Sara Calaway-The Sexy, Cute, Thoughtful, Helpful, Kind, Considerate And Charming Female Who Helps The Cyborgs Fend Off The Prelates She Is Jonathan's 15th Girlfriend
All Sonic Characters
Tombstones Of The Deceased (They Are Jonathan's Girlfriends And Followers The Only Ones That Were Brought Back As Cyborgs Are Maggie Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Zia Simpson, Julie Simpson, Alicia Simpson And Natalya Simpson)
Maggie Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Zia Simpson
Julie Simpson
Amber Simpson
Lacey Simpson
Alice Simpson
Marie Simpson
Alicia Simpson
Rachael Simpson
Natalya Simpson (Jonathan)
Amber Simpson
Lacey Simpson
Alice Simpson
Marie Simpson
Jessica Simpson (Hot, Attractive Female)
Kirsten Simpson
Krystal Simpson
Katie Simpson
Kayla Simpson
Elizabeth Simpson
Angelina Simpson
Advangelique Simpson
Angel Simpson
Angela Simpson
Amy Simpson (Amy Rose's Mishap)
Becky Simpson
Michelle Simpson-Michelle Appears In Chapter 2 As The Leader Of The Simpson Resistance Michelle Is Very Kind, Thoughtful, Cute, Charming, Sexy, Attractive, Fun Loving, Likeable, Lovable, Helpful And Loyal To Lisa In Any Way
==The Undertaker Issue # 1 (1997-98)==
Story 1: Plots N Tombstones
Jonathan: *Rises His Hands*
*Lightning Strikes The Tombstones*
Maggie Simpson: *Pops Up* Where Are We?
Lisa Simpson: We're At The Graveyard
Angela Simpson: If We're At The Graveyard That Means We're Alive
Becky Simpson: Oh Thank Goodness You Have Freed Us
Zia Simpson: *Wakes Up* Oh I See You Resurrected Us From The Tombstones
Jonathan: Yes Come We Must Plan Our Attack Against Eggman
Becky Simpson: May I Ask Why?
Jonathan: Because That Fat Bastard Destroyed The WWF Arena And Nearly Killed Undertaker And Kane
Maggie Simpson: Uh Oh That Means An New WWF Arena Must Be Built Somewheres Else
Jonathan: Yeah I Know Trust Me It's Going To Be Complicated
Lisa Simpson: Well Actually I Heard That An WWF Arena Might Be Built In Downtown Tampa Bay Since We And You, Tori, Lita, Victoria, Trish Stratus, AJ Lee, Michelle McCool, Mickie James And Layla Reside There
Jonathan: Oh Yeah We Moved To Tampa Bay Recently I Have An Huge Mansion There We Live In There
Mickie James: Hello *Smiles* We're Here To Help
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Son You Better Haul Your Ass Down There Undertaker's Getting His Ass Kicked By Eggman's Robots
Jonathan: That Does It Come On Girls Let's Go
Tori Poch: Okay Then
*They Leave*
Story 2: Jonathan Vs. Eggman's Robots
Jonathan: Hi-Yah!!!!
*BOOM*
Jonathan: *Oof Falls Backwards* Dammit They're Too Tough For Me To Take Out
Layla: Oh Dear It Looks Like We Must Assist Him
Michelle McCool: Right
Victoria: Okay So How Do We Take Them Out
*The Simpson Girls Get Captured*
Layla: Oh Great Now They're Captured
Victoria: This Is Getting Ridiculous
Kelly Kelly: We're The Only Ones That Can Help Him
*Jonathan Gets Knocked Out*
Jessica Roberts: Oh No!!!! *Carries Jonathan To Her Lab In The Artec*
*They Follow*
*Inside Jessica's Lab*
Jessica Roberts: Are You Okay?
Jonathan: *Shakes His Head* Where Am I?
Jessica Roberts: You're In My Lab Where You'll Be Staying
Kelly Kelly: Is He Hurt?
Jessica Roberts: I'm Not Sure Are You Hurt?
Jonathan: No I'm Not Thanks For Asking Though
Jessica Roberts: Listen It's Not Safe To Go Outside
Jonathan: And Why Not?
Jessica Roberts: There's Eggman Robots Everywhere Guarding The Entrance To Eggman's Base
Jonathan: Crap So What Are My Options?
Jessica Roberts: Option 1: You Could Undergo An Sex Change Becoming Lilly Poch Option 2: You Could Step Into An Female Generator Machine It'll Generate An Female Partner For You
Jonathan: Option 2
Jessica Roberts: Good Choice
*Jonathan Steps Onto The Female Generator Machine*
Jonathan: Let It Rip
Jessica Roberts: Okay Then *Turns It On*
*It Is Activated*
*Finished*
Dawn Marie: *Looks Around* This Must Be Jessica Roberts's Lab
Jessica Roberts: Yes It Is
Lita: So What Do We Do Now?
Jessica Roberts: We'll March At An Careful Pace In Order To Reach Eggman's Base
Dawn Marie: I Got An Better Idea We Should Walk Directly Towards Eggman's Base While Fighting Off His Robots
Jonathan: Yeah But I'm A Male
Dawn Marie: Oh Dear It Looks Like We Might Have To Change Your Gender
*Minutes Later*
Michelle Roberts: Let's Fight For Our Rights
Layla: Yeah!!!!
*They Rush Off Attacking The Robots*
Michelle Roberts: *Slashes The Robots With Her Sword*
*They Enter The Base*
==The Undertaker Issue # 2 (1997-98)==
Story 1: An Shocking Surprise
Michelle Roberts: Oh No
Candice Michelle: What? Oh God
Lita: What Are Those Things
Mickie James: I'm Not Positively Sure What They Are
Mecha Lisa Simpson: Greetings Comrades I See You Made It To Eggman's Base
Lita: Lisa Is That Really Your Voice?
Mecha Lisa Simpson: *Smiles* Yes It Is We're Mechanical Warriors Trained To Protect And Serve You
Michelle Roberts: Whew That's An Sigh Of Relief
Mecha Maggie Simpson: You See Girls While We Were Fighting Off Eggman's Robots I Discovered That Eggman Has Plans Of Building His Base By Using The WWF Arena But You Girls Would Need An Big Upgrade And Update To Join Us
Lita: So Basically You're Saying That We Must Become Female Cyborg Warriors Right?
Mecha Maggie Simpson: *Smiles* Precisely We're Considered Cyborgs
Lita: Well It Wouldn't Hurt For Us To Become Cyborgs
AJ Lee: Cyborg? I Wonder What I Would Look Like As A Cyborg
Lita: A Extremely Hot Female Cyborg *Smiles*
AJ Lee: Yay Let's Do It
*Minutes Later*
Cyborg Tori Poch: Oh Yay I Have Powerful Abilities
Cyborg Michelle Roberts: This Is Great!!!!
Mecha Julie Simpson: Oh Boy Cyborgs This Can Give Us The Advantage Now
Cyborg Layla: *Smiles* I Look Pretty Attractive In This Cyborg Outfit If I Do Say So Myself
Cyborg Kelly Kelly: Yay We're Cyborgs
Cyborg Lita: Oh Wow This Is Much Better
Cyborg Eve Torres: I Finally Know What's Going On Here
Mecha Alicia Simpson: Yeah I Agree Eggman Must Be Stopped
Cyborg Maryse Ouellet: So How Are We Going To Stop Eggman
Cyborg Michelle McCool: Well We're Cyborgs So We Should Have No Problem Taking Down Eggman
Cyborg Kaitlyn: Yeah I Agree
Cyborg Lisa Simpson: It Won't Be Easy Through Since Eggman Destroyed Our Mecha Forms
Cyborg Michelle McCool: That Sucks
Cyborg Julie Simpson: I Know But We Are More Powerful In Our Cyborg Forms
Cyborg Zia Simpson: Ooh I See Eggman's Base Up Ahead Let's Go
Cyborg Maggie Simpson: Yeah Let's Go
Cyborg Lisa Simpson: Very Well Then
*They Sped Off Towards Eggman's Base*
Story 2: An Frightening Sight
*They Enter Eggman's Base*
Cyborg Lisa Simpson: Something Doesn't Seem Right
Cyborg Layla: What Do You Mean
Cyborg Maggie Simpson: *Gasps* Wait This Isn't Eggman's Base This Is Enerjak's And Those Are Prelates
Cyborg Layla: Oh Crud
==The Undertaker Issue # 3 (1997-98)==
Story 1: Rise Of The Prelates
*Inside Enerjak's Base*
Cyborg Lisa Simpson: Wait What's Going On?
*The Prelates Begin To Wake Up*
Cyborg Layla: Oh Crap
Cyborg Michelle McCool: We Might As Well Take Them On
Cyborg Maryse Ouellet: I'm Not Sure If This Is A Good Idea
Cyborg Lita: It's Either Attack Or Be Attacked
Cyborg Michelle Roberts: Well Let's Get Ready To Attack Them
*The Prelates Leap At Them*
*They Fight Them* 
Cyborg Candice Michelle: Keep Attacking Yee-Haw!!!! *Punching The Prelate*
Cyborg Dawn Marie: Yay *Uses Her Two Hands To Attack The Prelate*
Cyborg Layla: *Throws An Prelate Down*
Cyborg Sara Calaway: I'm Coming In!!!! *Kicks An Prelate Down*
Cyborg Layla: Heh That Is Too Easy
==The Undertaker Issue # 3 (1997-98)==
Story 1: