Tom and Jerry & The Hobbit

Tom and Jerry & The Hobbit is a Warner Bros Movie based on the novel by Tolkien.
== Plot ==
== Characters ==
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* Thorin Oakenshield, leader to the dwarf-refugees. As a young Dwarf Prince, Thorin witnessed the destruction and terror wrought when a great fire-breathing dragon attacked the Dwarf Kingdom of the Lonely Mountain. When no one came to the aid of the surviving Dwarves, a once proud and noble race was forced into exile. Now, as the strong, fearless fighter and respected leader of The Company of Dwarves, Thorin is determined to reclaim his homeland and destroy the beast that brought such misery upon his people. He wanted revenge upon Elves, blaming them for the fall.... and on Azog for slaying his grandpa and chasing his dad away.... but soon learns the hard way how he was close to becoming similar to Azog. He is brunette with a balbo. He wields Orcist, a sword known for slaying goblins. He also wields a tomahawk and a dirk.
* Balin, one of the dwarf-refugees and Thorin's uncle-figure. A descendant of nobility and a Dwarf Lord in his own right, Balin is one of the oldest members of The Company of Dwarves. Wise and gentle, he has been forced to live a life fraught with war and the ongoing struggle for survival. Balin is one of Thorin's closest, most trusted advisers – but deep in his heart, this wisest and most loyal of Dwarves harbors troubling doubts about the wisdom of the Quest for the Lonely Mountain. Grey-haired with a beard.... but was shown to'd ben blonde on the flashbacks. He wields a sword and a halberd as well as a dagger.
* Dwalin, one of the dwarf-refugees. Balin's younger brother. Tall, moody, strong, kind, jolly, sarcastic. and very brave, Dwalin is a Dwarf through and through. A famous warrior, powerful ally and muscular. He wields a mace and a machete as well as a dagger. He is balding with black hair forming a ring and a braided beard.... but was shown to'd owned a Mohawk on the flashbacks.
* Kili, one of two dwarf-brothers who were Thorin's nephews. Rash, reckless, cocky, and cheeky but brave, kind, loyal, and jolly. Brunette with a goatee. He wields a sword, a longbow and arrows, and a dirk.
* Fili, one of two dwarf-brothers who were Thorin's nephews. Rash, reckless, cocky, and cheeky but brave, kind, loyal, and jolly. Blonde with a goatee. He wields a sword, a longbow and arrows, and a dirk.
* Gloin, one of the dwarf-refugees. Gruff, stubborn, sarcastic, jolly, bold, wise, honorable, and loyal. He wields a sword, a tomahawk, and a dagger.
* Oin, one of the dwarf-refugees. Gloin's older brother. A medic to the company. Gruff and sarcastic but noble, honorable, just, and wise. Black-haired with grey streaks and a braided beard. He wields an iron staff, two machetes, a crossbow and arrows, grenades, and a dirk.
* Bombur, one of the dwarf-refugees. The chief cook amongst The Company of Dwarves. His immense size and voracious appetite causes frequent problems – and laughter – for himself and The Traveling Party. Despite his size he can be surprisingly effective as a fighter. Ginger-haired with sideburns. He wields a flail and a sickle as well as well as a dirk.
* Bofur, one of the dwarf-refugees. Bombur's brother. He has a disastrous tendency to state the obvious and blurt out things without thinking. With a love of music and a fine singing voice, Bofur delights in good food and good company and is unfailingly optimistic. Though not especially brave, he will do his best to help those in need, especially those he counts as friends. Auburn-haired with a balbo. He wields a hammer, a sickle, and a dirk.
* Bifur, one of the dwarf-refugees. Cousin to Bombur and Bofur. Bifur has the rusting remains of an Orc tomahawk embedded in his forehead, which has rendered him cranky and occasionally feisty! Black-hairded with grey streaks and a braided beard. He wields a spear, a sword, and a dirk.
* Nori, another of the dwarf-refugees. Perhaps the most elusive member of The Company of Thorin Oakenshield, Nori is often in trouble with the Dwarvish authorities. Deciding it might be a good time to leave town, he readily joins the Quest for the Lonely Mountain, not realizing the journey ahead may well lead him into far more trouble than he has left behind. Nobody ever quite knows what the quick-witted and wily Nori is up to, except that it's guaranteed to be dodgy and quite possibly illegal. Despite rarely seeing eye-to-eye with his brothers Dori and Ori, he is nonetheless immensely loyal and will protect them by whatever means possible. Enjoys food and music. Auburn-haired with a braided beard. He wields a hammer and a flail as well as a dirk.
* Ori, another of the dwarf-refugees. Younger brother to Nori and Dori, Ori is a talented artist, and can often be found drawing and writing in his journal. It is Ori who chronicles much of the journey through The Wild to the shores of the Long Lake and the slopes of The Lonely Mountain. Polite and well-bred, he is used to being bossed around by his older brother Dori and is usually biddable, although occasionally he can surprise his fellow companions with his courage and determination. Ori is said to be the youngest in the company. Blonde with a stubble. He wields a crossbow and arrows, bolas, and a dirk.
* Dori, one of the dwarf-refugees. Dori is the eldest amongst his brothers Ori and Nori. He is the strongest in The Company of Dwarves, and spends much of his time watching out for Ori, making sure he hasn’t caught a chill or gotten himself killed by Wargs or Goblins or Orcs or Trolls or Minotaurs or Werewolves or Cyclopes or Ogres. Eternally pessimistic, with a natural tendency to expect the worst, Dori is nonetheless quite prepared to risk life and limb in order to get the job done. Blonde with grey streaks and a horseshoe-mustache. He wields a club and a sword as well as a dirk.
* Thror, a dwarf-king who was Thorin's grandpa and leader to Erebor. Thrór was truly a son of Durin: powerful, honorable, and proud in his own right. However, in time his love of gold had grown far too fierce and he began spending endless hours fawning over his rivers of treasure. It was this obsession and vast treasure that attracted the unwanted attention of Smaug, the greatest fire-drake of the Third Age. Like many Dwarf lords it can be presumed that he was stout in body as he was in spirit, albeit quite greedy. This greed even lead to the spurning of King Thranduil, and the eventual souring of their relationship. Grey-haired with a beard. He wielded a sword and a tomahawk. Revealed to'd been slain by Orc-General Azog long before. Revealed to'd own the last of the Seven Power-Rings free from Sauron before it got passed to Thrain.
* Thráin the Second, the father of Thorin Oakenshield, and the son of King Thrór. He became heir of the lost King under the Mountain and King of Durin's Folk. When his father was killed by Azog in the Battle of Azanulbizar, he was lost. Many had assumed he died. However, as Gandalf and Droopy found out, it was revealed that he was captured by Sauron and became a prisoner in Dol Guldur for questioning where the Power-Ring he got from his grandpa was stolen from him. He got slain by Sauron. He is grey-haired but was black-haired in flashbacks. He wields a sword and a war-hammer.
* Pallandano the Blue, a wizard and Alatar's companion as well as a member to the Wan Council. Wise, benevolent, eccentric, jolly, loyal, sarcastic, and honorable. He wears a blue robe and a red fez. He wields a magic staff, a scimitar sword, a longbow and arrows, and a dirk.
* Alatar, the Blue, a wizard and Pallandano's companion as well as a member to the Wan Council. Wise, benevolent, eccentric, jolly, loyal, sarcastic, and honorable. He wears a blue robe and a conical bamboo-cap. He wields a magic staff, a scimitar sword, a longbow and arrows, and a dirk.
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* Cirdan, an elf-prince and son to King Gil-galad who is a great sailor and a member to the Wan Council. Silver-haired with a braided beard. Wise, benevolent, honorable, jolly, and confident. He wields a cutlass sword, a club, and a dagger. A great accordion player. Revealed to'd been a previous owner to Narya, the Power-Ring of Fire, which he inherited from King Gil-galad and passed to Gandalf.
* Erestor, an elf-lord who is Elrond's chief counsellor and a member to the Wan Council. He wields a sword, a spear, and a longbow and arrows.
* Glorfindel, an elf-lord who is the Lord of the House of the Golden Flower in Gondolin. as well as a member to the Wan Council. He wields a sword, a spear, and a longbow and arrows.
* Celeborn, an elf-lord who is Lord of Lothlórien and a member to the Wan Council. Veteran of the assault on Dol Guldur. He wields a sword, a spear, and a longbow and arrows.
* Galadriel, an elf-lady who is Celeborn's wife and a member to the Wan Council. Wise, benevolent, jolly, sarcastic, and loyal. A talented sorceress. A close bud to Gandalf.
* Kera, a young sorceress-apprentice. Feisty, kind, jolly, sarcastic, wise, honorable, and loyal. Her hair brown and cut short. She wields a jian sword, a magic staff, a sickle, and a dirk.
* Dracen, king of the Dragons. Wise, benevolent, noble, honorable, jolly, and loyal. He reveals he and Smaug were rivals since childhood, failing to see eye to eye due to Smaug's greed and arrogance. He also seeks to help stop Sauron.
* Sperok, Dracen's son and heir. A purple dragon. Noble, benevolent, valiant, wise, jolly, honorable, and jolly. He bonds well with Bilbo.
* Cyper, Sperok's girlfriend and eventual wife. A black dragoness. Noble, benevolent, valiant, wise, jolly, honorable, and jolly.
* Dáin II Ironfoot, the dwarf-lord of Iron Hills and Thorin's cousin as well as eventual King of Erebor. A great leader. Red-haired with a Mohawk and a braided beard with grey streaks on. Noble, bold, grumpy, sarcastic, and jolly. He tends to insult people, especially enemies as psychological warfare to trick them into acting on anger so his soldiers could ambush them. He wields a sword, a hammer, a tomahawk, and a sickle. He rides a wild boar.
* Gwaihir, king of the Giant Eagles. A bud to Gandalf, , Kera, and the Blue Wizards. Wise, noble, just, honorable, and jolly.
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* Sauron, a dark lord
* The Witch King of Angmar, former king to Angmar who became leader to the Nazgul. He wields a knightly sword and a flail as well as a Morgul Blade.
* Khamûl the Black Easterling, former king to Rhun who became second-in-command to the Nazgul. He wields a scimitar sword and a mace as well as a Morgul Blade.
* The Dark Marshal, a former Númenórean king who became third-in-command to the Nazgul. He wields a sickle sword and a tomahawk as well as a Morgul Blade..
* The Shadow-Lord, a former king to a small kingdom who became fourth-in-command to the Nazgul. He wields a falchion sword and a club as well as a Morgul Blade.
* The Betrayer, a former Southron leader who became a Nazgul. He wields a kaskara sword and a spear as well as a Morgul Blade..
* The Undying, a former king who became a Nazgul. He wields a basket-hilted broadsword and a sickle as well as a Morgul Blade..
* The Dwimmerlaik, a former king from Rohan who became a Nazgul. He wields a longsword and a hammer as well as a Morgul Blade..
* The Tainted, a former king who became a Nazgul. He wields a smallsword and a crossbow as well as a Morgul Blade.
* The Fallen Knight, a former Númenórean king who became a Nazgul. He wields a jagged sword and a machete.
* Smaug, a renegade dragon who conquered Eregor for its treasure. An ally to Sauron.
* William, a mountain troll. Smart but arrogant, greedy, aggressive, stubborn, and fierce.
* Tom, a mountain troll. Gruff, arrogant, greedy, aggressive, stubborn, and fierce.
* Bert, a mountain troll. Stupid, cocky, rash, aggressive, stubborn and fierce.
== Cast ==
* James Corden as Bilbo Baggins
* Billy West as Tom Cat
* Samuel Vincent as Jerry Mouse
* J. K. Simmons as Thorin Oakenshield
* Greg Baldwin as Balin
* Fred Tatasciore as Dwalin, William
* Travis Willingham as Dori
* John Goodman as Bofur
* Jim Cummings as Bombur, Bert
* Tim Currey as Gloin
* John Ratzenberger as Bifur
* Nolan North as Kili
* Matt Hill as Fili
* Seth Green as Ori
* Wayne Grayson as
* J. K. Simmons as Dori
* Danny DeVito as Oin
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* Jeff Bergman as Droopy Dog
* Andy Serkis as Gollum
* Aidan Turner as Kili
* Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins
* Michael Ironside as Thranduil
* Minnie Driver as Tauriel
* Olivia d'Bo as The Mouse Queen
* Kath Soucie as Tuffy Mouse
* David Tennant as Radagast
* Ken Stott as Balin
* Dean O'Gorman as Fili
* Phil LaMarr as Spike Bulldog
* Tara Strong as Red
* Frank Welker as Tyke Bulldog
* Greg Lillis as Tin
* Jess Harnell as Pan
* Richard McGonagle as Alley and Barney Bear
* Alex Kingston as Galadriel
* Gary Oldman as Elrond
* Frank Welker as McWolf
* Paul St. Peter as Beorn
* Cam Clarke as Bard the Bowman
* Geoffrey Rush as Cirdan
* Jim Carter as Pallandano
* Jeff Bennett as Alatar
* Gary Oldman as Dracen
* Dan Green as Sperok
* Cree Summer as Cyper
* Corey Burton as Saruman, Nori, the Undying
* John DiMaggio as Dain ll Ironfoot
* David Odger Stiers as Thrain
* Scottie Ray as Thror
* Dan Green as Gwaihir
* Mark Hamill as the Witch King
* Steven Blum as Khamûl the Black Easterling
* Clancy Brown as The Dark Marshal, Ner
* Troy Baker as The Shadow Lord
* Tony Todd as The Betrayer
* Eric Bauza as the Dwimmerlaik
* Nolan North as the Tainted
* Jeff Bennett as the Fallen Knight
* Mark Archeson as Smaug
* David Kaye as Azog
* Peter Kay as the Goblin King
* Brad Garrett as William
* Clancy Brown as Bert
* Scott McNeil as Yazney
== Quotes ==
* Tom: Where the heck?
* (Bombur tumbles with Bifur, Bofur, Gloin, Oin, and Dori onto Thorin)
Thorin: OI!
Oin: Look where you go, you clumsy oaf.
Bombur: Not my fault. Oh. A banana skin.
Tom: Jerry!
Jerry: Why look on me. Say. Look.
(two young dwarves snicker)
Balin: I thought so.
Thorin: KILI! FILI! 
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* Bilbo Baggins: I am surrounded by dwarves! What are they doing here? 
Gandalf: Oh, they're quite a merry gathering. Once you get used to them. Better them than goblins or orcs or dark gnomes. 
* Balin: It began long ago.
(flashback starts)
Balin: Long ago, we lived in a land far away to the east, the like of which you will not find in the world today. There was the city of Dale, its markets known far and wide, full of the bounties of vine and vale, peaceful and prosperous. For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth: Erebor, stronghold of Thrór, King under the Mountain and mightiest of the Dwarf-Lords. Thrór led with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son Thrain and his grandson Thorin. Ah, Erebor! I was there..... born there and raised there. I was a member on the court. Adviser and brother to Thror. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth in precious gems hewn from rock and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone. The skill of the Dwarves was unequaled, fashioning objects of great beauty out of diamond, emerald, ruby, and sapphire. Ever they delved deep, down into the dark and that is where they found it, the Heart of the Mountain... the Arkenstone. Thrór named it the King's Jewel, he took it as a sign, a sign that his right to lead was divine. All would pay homage to him, even the great Elven King Thranduil. But the years of peace and plenty was not to last. Slowly the days turned sour and the watchful nights closed in. Thrór's love of gold grown too fierce and sickness had begun to grow within him. It was a sickness of the mind. And where sickness thrives, bad things will follow...
(he sighes)
Balin: The first they heard was a noise like a hurricane coming down from the North. The pines on the mountain creaked and cracked in the hot, dry wind. It was a dragon from the North. Smaug had come! Such wanton death was dealt that day, for this city of humans was nothing to Smaug. His eye was set on another prize. For dragons covet gold with a dark and fierce desire. Erebor was lost - for a dragon will guard his plunder as long as he lives. Thranduil would not risk the lives of his kin against the wrath of the dragon. No help came from the Elves that day... or any day since. Robbed of their homeland, the Dwarves of Erebor wandered the wilderness, a once mighty people brought low. The young Dwarf prince took work where he could find it, laboring in the villages of Men. But always he remembered the mountain smoke beneath the moon, the trees like torches blazing bright, for he had seen dragon fire in the sky and a city turned to ash. And he never forgave... and he never forgot. 
(flashbacks end)
Jerry: Boy. Thror screwed up big time.
Balin: Yes. The Wan Council warned him about trouble coming. But he chose to ignore them..... and paid the price for his arrogance.  
* Gandalf: This is a map of Lonely Mountain, presented to me 100 years ago by your father. 
Thorin: Why wasn't it given to me, the rightful heir? 
Jerry: Wonder why. Oh. You'd mess up as your grandpa did. 
Gandalf: He's right. I have chosen my own time to give it to you. 
Bilbo Baggins: Oh, I do love maps! I have quite a collection of them. 
Thorin: Bah! I remember the mountain well enough without it. 
Gandalf: Indeed. And how do you intend to enter Smaug's chambers? Through the front door? As a house-guest? You madman. You would be ashes before you took your seventh step. Brains is more important than brawn when stealth is required.  
* Balin: After the dragon took the Lonely Mountain, King Thror tried to reclaim the ancient dwarf kingdom of Moria... but our enemy had got there first. Moria had been taken by legions of Orcs, led by the most vile of all their race... an albino orc-general known as Azog the Defiler. The giant Gundabad Orc had sworn to wipe out the line of Durin. He began by beheading the King. Thrain, Thorin's father, was driven mad by grief. He went missing, taken prisoner or killed; we did not know. We were leaderless, defeat and death were upon us. That is when I saw him; the young dwarf prince facing down the Pale Orc. He stood alone against this terrible foe, his armour rent, wielding nothing but an oaken branch as a shield... Azog the Defiler learned that day that the line of Durin would not be so easily broken. Our forces rallied and drove the Orcs back; our enemy had been defeated... but there was no feast or songs that night, for our dead were beyond the count of grief. We few had survived and I thought to myself then 'There is one I could follow. There is one I could call King'. 
* Dracen: I knew Smaug. He was once one of our kingdom. We were in the same classes. But he was the black sheep. Always boasting and starting fights. Always obsessed with riches. He and I always failed to see eye to eye. Then he went too far and tried to overthrow my dad. For this, he was cast out. Instead of learning his lesson, he swore revenge on me for telling on him. Soon after, he claimed Erebor for the riches and joined forces with the Dark Lord Sauron. If I'd done something to prevent it......
* Thorin: I demand justice.
Droopy: Justice or revenge. Revenge poisons the soul. 
* Bert: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey if it isn't mutton again tomorrow.
Tom: Not a single human being to eat.
William: Shut up, Tommy. After your rampage a week ago, you really think they;'d stick around. 
* (the trolls see the few sneaking away)
William: Oi! Come back here!
(he runs along and trips over)
(Tommy lashes about, but the few dodge)
Tommy: Stop moving.
(the few run)
Bert: Come 'ere, you little rabbit!
(he pounces and grabs 'em as he talks)
(he smirks as he picks 'em up)
Tommy: Oh.
Bert: The cat and mouse look good. But what is this humanoid? Too short for a dwarf or a gnome? Well? Hmmm?
Jerry: Do we look as if we're goats?
Tommy: Huh? What did he mean by goats?
Bert: Lumme if I knows. 
* William: Let's roast them.
Gandalf (copying Bert): I think otherwise, Pig-Nose.
William: Frog-Head!
Bert: Huh?
William: You called me Pig-Nose! 
* William: Let's sit on the cat first. The grey one.
Gandalf (copyign Bert): It was green.
William: It wasn't green. It was grey.
Bert: Yes. It was.
William (groaning with annoyance): Then what did you say it was green for?
Bet: No. Tom said so.
Tommy: I never did. It was you. 
* Gandalf: May dawn take you all and be stone to you! 
* Thorin: Why did you raid the trol's camp?
Gandalf: Kilio and Fili dared them.
Kili: uh. No.
Fili: He's lying.
Balin: No. You lie. I can tell.
Gandalf: Yes. They...
Thorin: KILI! FILI! YOUR PRANK NEARLY GOT US SLAIN!
Kili/Fili: Sorry, Uncle. 
* Bilbo Baggins: I have... I have never used a sword in my life.
Gandalf: And I hope you never have to. But if you do, remember this: true courage is about knowing not when to take a life, but when to spare one. 
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* Galadriel: The dragon has long been on your mind. 
Gandalf: This is true, my lady. Samug is an ally to the Enemy.
Saruman: What enemy? Gandalf, the Enemy is defeated. Sauron is dead
Elrond: Gandalf, for four hundred years, we have lived in peace - a hard-won, watchful peace. 
Gandalf: Are we, are we at peace? Trolls have come down from the mountains, they are raiding villages, destroying farms. Orcs have attacked us on the road! 
Elrond: Hardly a prelude to war.
* Galadriel: You carry something. It came to you from Radagast. He found it in Dol Guldur. 
Gandalf: Yes. 
Galadriel: Show it to me. 
[Gandalf takes out a package] 
Elrond: What is that? 
Galadriel: A relic... of Mordor. 
Elrond: A Morgul-blade! 
Galadriel: Made for the Witch-king of Angmar and buried with him. When Angmar fell, the Men of the North took his body and all that he possessed and sealed it within the High Fells of Rhudaur. Deep within the rock, they buried him. In a tomb so dark, it would never come to light. 
Elrond: This is not possible. A powerful spell lies upon those tombs, they can NOT be opened. 
Saruman: What proof do we have this weapon came from Angmar's grave? 
Gandalf: I can find none. 
Saruman: Because there IS none!
Cirdan: How would you know?
Saruman: Here's which what we know: A single Orc pack has dared to cross the Bruinen, a dagger from a bygone age has been found and a human sorcerer who calls himself the Necromancer has taken up residence in a ruined fortress. It's not so very much.
Cirdan: Human my foot. No human could revive the dead.
Saruman: The question of this Dwarvish company, however, troubles me deeply. I'm not convinced, Gandalf. I do not feel I can condone such a quest. If they had come to me, I might have spared them from this disappointment... 
Cirdan: By slaying them. Your arrogance blinds you. This is why I gave the Fire-Ring to Gandalf who is your superior. The Cro-Magnon to you, Neanderthal.
Gandalf: Does it not worry you that the last of the Dwarf-rings should simply vanish along with its bearer? Of the Seven Dwarf-rings, four were consumed by dragons, two were taken by Sauron before he fell in Mordor... the fate of the last Dwarf-ring remains unknown, the ring that was borne by Thrain. 
Saruman: Without the Ruling Ring of Power, the Seven are no value to the Enemy. To control the other Rings, he needs the One. And that Ring was lost long, long ago. It was swept out to sea by the waters of the Anduin. 
Cirdan: Hmmm. Really? If it were, the dolphisn woulda said. How do I know you're not lying. You could be holding it.
* Galadriel: Mithrandir? Why the Halfling? 
Gandalf: I don't know. Saruman believes that it is only great power that can hold darkness in check. But that is not what I have found. I've found it is the small things, everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay. Simple acts of kindness and love. Why Bilbo Baggins? Perhaps it is because I am afraid, and he gives me courage. 
* Cirdan: Beware Saruman. He's dangerous. He could betray us to Sauron. Galadriel: Hmm.
Eldrond: He's a good man.
Galadriel: As was once Thrain before Sauron tainted him.
* The Goblin King: Now you die, old man!
* Tom: Boy. That Gollum's nuts. Bonkers.
* Bilbo Baggins: Look, I know you doubt me, I know you always have. And you're right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books. And my armchair. And my garden. See, that's where I belong. That's home. That's why I came back, 'cause you don't have one. A home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take it back if I can.  
* Gollum: [to Bilbo; after answering the first riddle] Our turn... 
[reciting riddle; as he recites, Gollum menacingly creeps around a rock, not taking his eyes off of Bilbo, who slowly and cautiously steps away from him] 
Gollum: Voiceless it cries; Wingless flutters; Toothless bites; Mouthless mutters. 
[he glares at Bilbo deviously] 
Bilbo Baggins: Just a minute... 
Bilbo walks away to think] 
Gollum: [his pupils widen; as Friendly Gollum] Ooo, Ooo! We knows! We knows! 
[as treacherous Gollum] 
Gollum: Shut up! 
Bilbo Baggins: [Bilbo sees ripples in the lake, made by the wind; he smiles] Wind... 
Bilbo Baggins: [turning to Gollum] It's wind, 'course it is. 
[Gollum growls] 
Gollum: [prowling towards Bilbo] Very clever, hobbitses... VERY CLEVER... 
Bilbo Baggins: [holds out his sword towards Gollum, stopping him; reciting] A... A box without hinges, key, or-or lid... and yet, golden treasure inside is... hid. 
Gollum: [Gollum creeps away to think; as he is thinking, he begins to mutter and whisper to himself] Box... um uh... Box... lid... and a key... 
Bilbo Baggins: Well? 
Gollum: [annoyed; pointing at Bilbo] It's nah-stee. 
[He continues to whisper to himself] 
Bilbo Baggins: Give up? 
Gollum: [strained] Oh, give us a chance, precious! Give us a CHANCE! 
[Gollum continues to groan, growl, grunt and hiss in frustration. As he thinks, he makes faces; making "oo" sounds and blowing raspberry sounds with his lips stretched when suddenly, his eyes open wide and his mouth is agape] 
Gollum: *EGGSES!* 
[Gollum chuckles as Bilbo shakes his head, dismayed] 
Gollum: Eggses! Wet, crunchy little eggses! Grandmother taught us how to suck them, yes! heh, heh... 
Bilbo Baggins: [1st riddle] Thirty white horses, on a red hill; First, they champ. Then they stand; the, they stand still. 
[Gollum pauses; thinking] 
Gollum: [unsure] Uh... Teeth? 
[Bilbo looks defeated] 
Gollum: [excitedly] TEETH! 
[Gollum laughs; Bilbo smiles half-heartedly] 
Gollum: Yes! my precious! 
[inhales deeply] 
Gollum: [very serious] But we, we... we only have... NINE. 
[He bares his nine, crooked, yet sharp teeth; to show emphasis] 
Jerry (sarcastic): Charming.  
* Gollum: [searching for "his precious"; the one ring; wails in despair] Lost! My precious is LOOOOSSST! 
[Gollum lets out a gasping sob; Bilbo takes the One Ring out of his pocket and hides it behind his back] 
Bilbo Baggins: [concerned] What have you lost? 
Gollum: [crying] Mustn't ask us! Not its business! Noooo... Gollum! Gollum! 
[Gollum sobs softly] 
Tom: What?
Jerry: I think the Ring is his Precious.
Gollum: YOU! It's OURS! 
* Thranduil: I offer you my help.
Thorin Oakenshield: I am listening.
Thranduil: I will let you go if you but return what is mine.
Thorin Oakenshield: A favor for a favor...?
Thranduil: You have my word, one King to another.
Thorin Oakenshield: I would not trust Thranduil, the great King, to honor his word should the end of all days be upon us! You lack honor! We came to you once, starving, homeless, seeking your help, but you turned your back. You turned away from the suffering of my people in the inferno that destroyed us!
Thranduil: [reveals scars] Do not lie to me! Do not speak of words you don't know, you hypocritical twit! Dragon-fire! I know its wrath and ruin! I have faced some. Smaug slew my brothers and sisters as well as my dad. I warned your grandfather what his greed would summon. He would not listen... You are just like him. Arrogant, self-righteous, greedy, and bloodthirsty. So go, stay here and rot. One hundred years is a mere blink in the life of an elf! 
* Legolas: Why do you trust the dwarves?
Tauriel: Did you forget how humans helped our people?
Legolas; Humans are different from dwarves.
Tauriel: No difference. As Elves were no different. See. Anger. How dwarf. 
* Tauriel: Orcs slew my mum. I saw darkness must be fought. 
* Tauriel: I understand your anger, Thorin. But revenge would consume you. 
* Kera (narrating): Greed and arrogance. That's why Thorin refused. A stupid act too. There was enough treasure for everyone. And the elves woulda been valuable allies to fight Smaug. But Thorin paid the price for his pride. Luckily...... Bilbo, Jerry, and Tom were around. 
* Tuffy: You got the dwarves out. How do we get out?
Bilbo: Uh. I forgot to think up one. 
* Jerry: Let's barrel-ride again.
Tom: Only if you put a glass dome. I got wet. And goblins nearly shot me to death. OOOOO! One arrow hit my bum.
Thorin: We got out.
Kera; No thanks to you. Your greed and arrogance nearly got your people destroyed. Plenty of treasure to share. And the elves would help to fight Smaug. Lucky thing we got two here. Legolas and Tauriel. Yep. See. Elves can be trusted. More than you, orc.
Thorin: I'm no orc.
Kera; You're getting close to becoming one.
* [hearing a rumbling noise within the Mountain] 
Dori: Was that an earthquake? 
Balin: That, my lad, was a dragon.
* Thorin Oakenshield: You're afraid. 
Balin: Yes! Yes, I'm afraid! I fear for YOU, Thorin. A sickness lies on that treasure, a sickness that drove your grandfather mad! 
Thorin Oakenshield: I am not my grandfather. 
Balin: You are not yourself! The Thorin I know would not sacrifice the innocents ... 
Thorin Oakenshield: I will not sacrifice this quest and our people's survivals for the life of one burglar or a cat or a mouse. 
Balin: Bilbo. His name is Bilbo! They got names too. Tom. Jerry.
* Balin: It never ceases to amaze me, the courage of Hobbits... 
* Balin: [sees a chamber full of dead dwarves, with their only means of escape blocked] The last of our kin. They must have come here hoping beyond hope. We could make for the mines. Might last a few days. 
Thorin Oakenshield: No. I will not die like this, cowering, clawing for breath. We make for the forges. 
Dwalin: He'll see us! Sure as death. 
Thorin Oakenshield: Not if we split up. 
Balin: Thorin, we'll never make it. 
Thorin Oakenshield: Some of us might. Lead him to the forges. We kill the dragon. If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together! 
*Smaug: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you? Where are you?
Dracen: There's only us few. No one else.
Smaug: Your attempt to deceive me fails. I smell more.
[Bilbo runs, but Smaug hears his footsteps across the gold and follows]
Smaug: Come now, don't be shy... step into the light. There is something about you. Something you carry, something made of gold... but far more PRECIOUS...
[Bilbo is assaulted by Sauron's eye and pulls off the ring]
Smaug: [sees him] There you are, Thief in the Shadows! So, Dracen. Hiding more of your precious humanoid buds.
Bilbo Baggins: We did not come to steal from you, O Smaug the Unassessably Wealthy. We merely wanted to gaze upon your magnificence, to see if you really were as great as the old tales say. I did not believe them.
Smaug: [strikes a pose] And do you, NOW?
Bilbo Baggins: Truly, tales and songs fall utterly short of your enormity, O Smaug the Stupendous...
(Smaug moves closer and grabs him up)
Smaug: Do you think flattery would deceive me?
Bilbo Baggins: No, no...
Smaug: No, indeed! Naive runt.
(he dumps Bilbo down) 
*Smaug: You seem familiar with my name, but I don't remember smelling your kind before. I know of the cats and mice. But you. Unfamiliar. Who are you and where do you come from, may I ask? 
Bilbo Baggins: I come from under the hill... 
Smaug: Underhill? 
Bilbo Baggins: ...and under hills and over hills my paths lead. And through the air! I am he who walks unseen! 
Smaug: Impressive. What else do you claim to be? 
[leans forward to smell Bilbo] 
Bilbo Baggins: L-Luck-Wearer... R-Riddle-Maker... 
Smaug: Lovely titles... Go on. 
Bilbo Baggins: Barrel-Rider! 
Smaug: Barrels! Now that is interesting! 
*Smaug: And what about your little dwarf friends? Where are they hiding? 
Jerry: Dwarves... No. No dwarves here. You've got that all wrong. 
Smaug: Oh, I don't think so, Barrel-Riders! They sent you in here to do their dirty work, while they skulk about outside! 
Tom: Uhh... You got it wrong. No dwarves.
Bilbo Baggins: Truly, you are mistaken, O Smaug Chiefest and Greatest of All Calamities... 
Smaug: You have nice manners for thieves...., and LIARS!
(he grabs the few up with one clawed paw)
Smaug: I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better! 
(he dumps them down)
Smaug: The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, I ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I am a destroyer... answering to no one but the Dark Lord. My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me! My teeth are swords. My claws are spears. My wings are a HURRICANE! 
Bilbo Baggins: Yet he has a bare spot on his torso. The arrogant reptile fails to see it.
*Smaug: It's Oakenshield. That filthy Dwarvish usurper! He sent you in here for the Arkenstone, didn't he? 
Bilbo Baggins: No no no no no, I have no idea what you're talking about... 
Smaug: Don't bother denying it! I guessed his foul purpose some time ago! Sauron confirmed it with his predictions. But it matters not. Oakenshield's quest will fail. A darkness is coming. It will spread to every corner of the land as the Dark Lord is. And I am gonna play a part.
* Smaug: You are being used, Thief in the Shadows. You were only ever a means to an end. The cowardly ape Oakenshield has weighed the value of your life and found it worth nothing...
Bilbo Baggins: No. No! You're lying! 
Smaug: Do I? Or do you lie? You lie coz you lack the courage to accept the truth. Dracen. Do I lie? Do I? Well? Do I?
Dracen: Not this time. But it fails to justify your actions.
*[Smaug has been keeping the Arkenstone away from Bilbo throughout their talk, however he lets it fall within reach of Bilbo] 
Smaug: I am almost tempted to let you take it, if only to see Oakenshield suffer, watch it destroy him, watch it corrupt his heart and drive him mad... But I think not. I think our little game ends here! 
*Thorin Oakenshield: Here! You reptile-punk!
Smaug: YOU! I remember you. Sauron told me you'd return.
Thorin Oakenshield: I'm taking back what you stole. 
Smaug: You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of humans, dwarves, elves, gnomes, fauns, and centaurs. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN! 
Thorin Oakenshield: This is not your kingdom! These are dwarf lands. This is dwarf gold! And we will have our revenge! 
*Gandalf: What have they done to you? 
Thrain: I never told them! They tried to make me, but I never said a word...! Have you kept them safe, Gandalf? The map and the key? 
Gandalf: I gave them to Thorin. You would be proud of him. He's taken up the quest to reclaim Erebor for his people... 
Thrain: [shocked] Erebor? 
Gandalf: To retrieve the Arkenstone! Soon all the armies of the Dwarves will answer to a new king! 
Thrain: No! NO! Thorin must not go near Erebor! No one must enter that mountain...! He would ambush them. They are in league, Sauron and Smaug!  
*[Thrain and Gandalf come face to face with Sauron] 
Thrain: Tell Thorin that I love him! Will you do that? Will you tell my grandson that I loved him? 
Gandalf: You will tell him yourself! 
Thrain: My time ends.
(he takes a blast from Sauron, saving his buds...and dies) 
*Smaug: You think you can deceive me, Barrel-Rider? You have come from Lake Town! This is some sort of scheme hatched between these filthy dwarves and those miserable tub-trading Lakemen, those sniveling cowards with their Longbows and Black Arrows! Perhaps it is time I paid them a visit! 
Dracen: Oh, no... This isn't their fault! You can not go to Lake Town! 
Smaug: You care about them, do you? Good! Then you can watch them DIE! Then when I return, you'd be broken.. making your slaughter sweeter.
[takes flight towards Lake Town] 
Dracen: NOOOOOOO! 
Smaug: I am fire! I am... death!
Bilbo: What have we done?
* Dracen: Leave these people be. I'm the one you want.
Smaug: I knew you'd come. Always helping the weak.
Dracen: You're the weak one. Always picking on others and stealing. Sauron chose his pawns well. You bring shame to our people. You coward.
Smaug: Why, you...
(they fight)
*(Kera pops up in dove-form)
Bard: Huh?
Kera: Bard.
Bard: Kera? Oh. My. You turned to a dove.
Kera: My magic. I can shapeshift. We learned something. Bilbo, Tom and Jerry showed me Smaug's weak spot. A bare spot on his chest.
Bard; Thanks.  
*[Smaug descends upon the blazing Lake-Town and looks toward Bard, who has been shooting arrows at him and now has the Black Arrow in hand] 
Smaug: WHO are YOU, that would stand against ME? 
[Bard grabs his bow but finds it broken] 
Smaug: Now that is a pity. What will you do now, Bowman? You are forsaken. No help will come! Without the wizards, you humans are nothing. Your family would die.
Bard: I die with honor for my family.
(he shoots Smaug on his bare spot)
Smaug: Damn you. Damn you.........! May Sauron smite thee..... runts!
(he dies)
Dracen: Well done, Bard. I knew you could do it....
(he falls down)
Spero: Dad.
(they run over)
Dracen: Smaug has fallen. But Sauron and his followers remain. Spero. You must lead our people. You must help the humanoids stop the Dark Lord. Lead our people well.
Spero: I would.
Dracen: I know you would..... and tell Bilbo.... I said.... thanks to him. He and his family are the keys to stopping Sauron. I'd seen it. They would bring balance back. They would.
(he dies)
Spero: Dad.
Cyper: Oh.
(they and the locals mourn)
(the wizards feel it and see it... and mourn too)
: Rest well, old friend. You earned it.
* Bilbo: Dracen!
(he sobs in grief)
Spero: Dad's death won't be in vain.
(he puts on the crown)
*Galadriel: You have no power here, servant of Morgoth! You are nameless, faceless, formless. Go back to the void from whence you came! 
*[as Bilbo and the dwarves are getting ready for the Battle of Three - ultimately Five - Armies] Tom: This is deucedly uncomfortable. I'm certain to get a rash! 
Thorin: That armor was forged in the foundaries of my grandfather. Wear it proudly, and it will carry you to victory! 
Tom: Confusticate and be-bother victory! I hope only to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible! 
Bilbo: This is madness.
Thorin: Those are the words of a COWARD! 
Bilbo Baggins: The coward who flushed out Smaug? The coward who saved you time and time again? The coward who always went forward while you cringed behind, you arrogant coward? 
Thorin: You don't see us cringing NOW, do you? 
Bilbo Baggins: This is MADNESS! Fourteen against ten thousand, and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another tea party! 
Thorin: Your kind will never understand war, hobbit. This is WAR! 
Nerp: I understand war. More than you. Thranduil was right. You're an arrogant, self-righteous, bloodthirsty and greedy twit.
*Thorin: You betrayed me! YOU DIE, HOBBIT!
(he lunges.... only to be restrained by the others)
Balin: Stop this.
Thorin: Treason!?! You turned them on me?
Jerry: You did it yourself!
Thorin: LIES!
(he lashes.... accidentally cutting Dwalin on his head)
Balin: Happy now?
Thorin: Dwalin! I....
Jerry: Who's the monster now?
*Dain: What do you think of that, Thrandail..... you goldilock-heard, pointy-earted, slipper wieldin', clype-dreep-bachle, gether-uping-blate-maw, bleathering, gomreil, jessie, oaf-lookin', scooner, nyaff, plookie, shan, soy-faced, shilpit, mim-moothed, snivelin', worm-eyed, hotten-blaugh, vile-stoochie, stupid, cowardly rock-head!"!
Thraundail: WHAT?!?
Tom: Uh, oh.
Jerry: My. And I thought Thorin was mad.
*Gandalf: Orcs come. Orcs, trolls, goblins, wargs, minotaurs, werewolves, cyclopes, ogres, and harpies. Sauron is attempting to capture the Lonely Mountain because controlling its location will give him a strategic advantage and allow him to restore Angmar, thus gaining dominance over the North of Middle-earth. And you, Thorin, was his pawn.
Thorin: You lie!
Jerry: Does he? Then who's that?
Tom: Azog!!!!
McWolf: My master.
Thorin: What? You were with him?
McWolf: Guess Droopy was right.
*Jerry: Look well, Thorin. It's all on you.
*Thorin: You played me, McWolf. You used me. You were a spy for Azog.
McWolf: Easy to do. I saw your anger. So I took advantage on you. And you too, Elf-King.
Droopy: Yes. The elves you thought were poisoned by the dwarves. None of them did it. It was McWolf. He did it to frame them just to use you.
Thorin: You were lying to me all along. Using me for Azog.
*Thorin: What have I done? Bilbo wasn't the betrayer. I WAS! I betrayed life to Sauron and Azog. I deserve to die.
(he draws his dirk to stab his own stomach)
Gandalf: There is time.
Thorin: My dad died. If he saw me...
Gandalf: He woulda said he loved you. I saw him in Dol Guldur. A prisoner. Sauron took his ring... the last of the Dwarf-Lord's Power-Rings.
Thorin: I helped Sauron. I deserve death.
Gandalf: Humans wronged too. Yet one saved his town. Bard did good. So can you.
*Legolas: This was as much your fault as Thorin's, Dad. You let McWolf go. He was a spy for Azog. You neglected to tell us Sauron was involved. You led Orcs here. You're responsible. Remember Mum. It's happening again. Right here. Right now. Many more would die. Would you sacrifice the innocents for revenge?
Thraundail: What have I done?
*Azog: I'd planned for this for sometime after which you did. It ends.
*Thorin: Bilbo. Tom. Jerry. You weren't the cowardly betrayers. I was. I die. And I deserve it. You lot were right. My arrogance, my greed and my lust for revenge was consuming me as it did for my dad and my grandpa. But you refused to give up on me. Tell my story to all so they won't make the same error I did. Tell them which I learned..... if more of us valued food and drink as well as peace and freedom over gold and power as well as revenge and glory.... it would be a better world.
(he dies)
Bilbo: Farewell, brother.
* (during the funeral)
Gandalf: The king is dead.
Balin: Long live the king!
All: Long live the king!
== Trivia ==
* PG-rated for mild fantasy violence, horror, innuendo, threat, injury detail, language.
* Running Time: 134 Minutes - 128 Minutes.
* James Corden who voices Bilbo is known to'd been Billy the Meerkat on Animals United, Craig Owens on Doctor Who, the Mouse on The Gruffalo (2009) and The Gruffalo's Child (2011), Jinks on Gulliver's Travels (2010), the Narrator on Esio Trot (2015), Bran the Giant's son on Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story, Peter Rabbit on Peter Rabbit (2018), Russell on Cruise of the Gods, Dewi Thomas on Little Britain, Hi-Five on The Emoji Movie, Biggie on Trolls (2016), Soldier Vernkot on Planet 51, The Baker on Into the Woods, and Steven on Stella
* J. K. Simmons who plays Thorin is known to'd been J. Jonah Jameson on the Spider-Man Movies and the Marvel Cartoons as well as The Simpsons, Tenzin on The Legend of Korra, Kai on Kung Fu Panda 3, Khampa on Rock Dog, Ford Pines on Gravity Falls, Commissioner James Gordon on Justice League (2017) and The Bat-Man, Vernon Schillinger on Oz, Mayor Leodore Lionheart on Zootopia, General Wade Eiling and Mantis on Justice League Unlimited, Martin Smarty on Kim Possible, Seizaemon on Pom Poko, Detective O'Brien on Terminator Genisys, the Warden on Megamind, Gruff K-9 on Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, Arve Støp on The Snowman (2017), Magister Gilhi Plumber on Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10 Ultimate, Ben on The Venture Bros, Poseidon on The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Mr. McCreary on American Dad, Lieutenant Rock on Pound Puppies, J.B. on Phineas and Ferb, and Cave Johnson on Portal 2 and Lego Dimensions.
* Greg Baldwin who voices Balin is known to'd been Iroh on Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra, Splinter on TMNT (2007), Oogway on Kung Fu Panda (game), Aku on Samurai Jack, Mysterio on Spider-Man: Web of Shadows, Tera Sinube on Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Furlac on Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures, Procter Teagon on Fallout 4, and Frank Fortine on BioShock.
* Fred Tatasciore voices Dwalin with the voice he did for Beast on Wolverine and the X-Men, Shifu on Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, Ratchet on Transformers: War for Cybertron and Transformers: Fall of Cybertron, Cable on Deadpool (Video Game), and Ren on Avengers Confidental. He also voices William with the voice he did for Rocksteady on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012)
* Tim Currey voices Gloin with the voice he did for Nigel Thornberry and Colonel Radcliff Thornberry on The Wild Thornberries, Prince on Garfield: A Tale of 2 Kitties, Palpatine on Star Wars: The Clone Wars- The Lost Missions, Long John Silver on Muppet Treasure Island, Drake on The Pebble Penguin, General Von Talon on Valiant, Doctor Anton Sevarus on Gargoyles, the Beast on Beauty and the Beast (A Tale of the Crimson Flower), King Acorn and the Keeper of the Time-Stones on Sonic the Hedgehog, Emperor Nero on The Easter Story Keepers, Captain Fitzergerald on The Lion of Oz, Skullmaster and Jules Verne on Mighty Max, Doctor Morocco on Transformers: Rescue Bots, Gordon Godfrey on Young Justice, Dodo on Alice (2009), the Trader on Jumanji: The Animated Series, King Minos and Gessler on Adventures from the Book of Virtues, Moltoc on Quack Pack, Tin Man in Wonder Pets, Pretious on The Mask: Animated Series, Taurus Bulba on Darkwing Duck, Captain Hook on Peter Pan and the Pirates, the Serpent on The Greatest Adventure: Stories from the Bible, the Pianist on The New Adventures of Casper, Zimbo and Monster Doctor as well as Haywood and Cuddles on AAAAAH! Real Monsters, Fox Jacket and Pterodactyl as well as Chief Elder and Henri Poupin on Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Frog on Teen Angel, Leichlater on Hey Arnold, Nostros on the Story of Santa Claus, Big Brother on Johnny Bravo, Moltoc on Quack Pack, the Goblin King on Scooby Doo and the Goblin King, the Cat King on The Cat Returns, the Mouse King on Barbie in the Nutcracker, Spooky on Teacher's Pet, Mutro Botha on Batman Beyond, Doctor Slicer on Recess, Slakgar on Redwall, King Alfor and Prince Lotor on Voltron: The Third Dimension, Lord Dragonus on Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series, the Skull on Bartok the Magnificent, Joseph Chapdick on Ben 10: Alien Force and Ben 10: Omniverse, Dr. Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Forte on Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Ebenezer Scrooge on A Christmas Carol (1997), Worthington Dubois and Stubbings on Phineas and Ferb, Rooster Hannigan in Annie (1982), Robo-Clown on Batman: The Animated Series, Taurus Bullba in Darkwing Duck, Henri Poupon and Charlene's coat in Jim Henson's Dinosaurs, Dr. Joseph Chadwick / Stage Manager on Ben 10: Omniverse, Darkness in Legend, Wadsworth in Clue, Pennywise in  It, Hekkus on Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, the Jack-in-the-Bok on The Steadfast Tin Soldier, Jacque Le Beef on Wild West C.O.W. - Boys of Moo Mesa, Reginald and Prince Charles on Tiny Toons, MAL on Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Amok Man-Ra and Caliph Kapok on Aladdin: The Series, Pennywise on It (1990), King Minos and Gessler on Adventures from The Book of Virtues, The Atrocimater on Turbocharged Thunderbirds, Worm 1 on Samurai Jack, Dark Manta on The Little Mermaid: The Series, Thaddeus E. Klang on TaleSpin, Count Nefarious on Toonstruck, Gabriel Knight on Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Father, Doctor Mystico on Freakazoid, Sir Gawain on The Legend of Prince Valiant, Maelstrom on Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego, Sorcerer on The Net, Doctor Neugog on Big Guy and the Boy Robot, Ben Ravencroft on Scooby Doo and the Witch's Ghost, Mr. Pester on The Rugrats Movie, the Sumo Singers on Rugrats in Paris: The Movie, Professor Calimitus on The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Hazzaka on Kids Ten Commandments: The Not So Golden Calf,  Prof Alexander Monro on  Burke & Hare, the Mastermind on Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights, Phillippe on Barbie and the Three Musketeers, Blacktooth on The Outback, Terrence on Ribbit, Mr Baddington on Saving Santa, Reverand Ray Porter in Pass the Ammo, Dr. Thornton Poole in Oscar, Mr. Hector in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York, Jigsaw in Loaded Weapon 1, Dr. Yevgeniy Petrov on The Hunt for Red October, Herkermer Homolka on Congo (1995), Professor Oldman on Scary Movie 2, Roger Corwin on Charlie's Angels, and the Narrator on A Sesame Street Christmas Carol.
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* Jim Cummings voices Bombur with the voice he did for Winnie the Pooh on the Winnie the Pooh movies, Kaa on The Jungle Cubs and The Jungle Book 2 as well as The House of Mouse, and the Tinkererer on Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions. He also voices Bert with the voice he did for Fuzzy Lumpkins on The Powerpuff Girls as well as for Raymond on The Princess and the Frog (2009).
* Seth Green who voices Ori is known to'd been Rick Jones/A-Bomb on Hulk: Agents of SMASH and Ultimate Spider-Man, Leonardo on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Chris Griffin on Family Guy, King Kong on The Lego Batman Movie, Daniel "Oz" Osbourne on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Vinny on Sesame Street (2004), Nick on Grey's Anatomy, Todo 360 and Ion Papanoida on Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Monty Monogram on Phineas and Ferb, Squint on Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade, and Poindexter on Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
* John Goodman who voices Bofur is known for playing Fred Flintstone on The Flintstones, Baloo from The Jungle Book 2, Hound on the Transformers movies, Sulley on Monsters, Inc. and Monsters University, Santa Claus on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: The Movie and Spongebob Squarepants, Wreck-It Ralph in Wreck-It Ralph, Pacha on The Emperors New Groove and Kronk's New Groove, Narrator on When Dinosaurs Roamed America, Randa on Kong: Skull Island, Frosty the Snowman on Frosty the Snowman Movies, Tommy on King of the Hill, Rex the Dinosaur on We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, Ocious P. Potter on The Borrowers (1997), Congressman Long on Evan Almighty, Layton T. Montgomery on Bee Movie, Eli "Big Daddy" La Bouff on The Princess and the Frog (2009), Hal Houston on Curious George 3: Back to the Jungle, Meathook on The Simpsons, and Robot-Santa on Futurama. 
* John Ratzenberger who voices Bifur is known to;d been Hamm in the Toy Story movies, P.T. Flea in A Bug's Life, The Abominable Snowman in the Monsters, Inc. movies, The Moonfish in Finding Nemo, The Underminer in The Incredibles , Mack in the Cars movies, Mustafa in Ratatouille, John in WALL-E, Tom in Up, Gordon in Brave, Fritz in Inside Out, Earl in The Good Dinosaur , Bill in Finding Dory, Missile controller on Superman (1978), Major Bren Derlin on Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Rigger on Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Cliff Clavin and CGI Homer Simpson on The Simpsons, Bob/Santa Claus on Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Assistant Manager on Spirited Away, andBrodie on Planes: Fire and Rescue.
* Travis Willingham voices Dori with the voice he did for Thor on Avengers Assemble and Ultimate Spider-Man as well as Hulk: Agents of SMASH and Guardians of the Galaxy (2015), Harvey Dent/Two-Face on Batman: The Telltale Series, Zavok on Sonic the Hedgehog, Heretic on Batman: Bad Blood, and Grodd on JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time.
* Danny DeVito who voices Oin is known to'd been the Lorax on The Lorax (2012), Philoctetes in Hercules (1997),  Herb Powell in The Simpsons, Mr. Swackhammer in Space Jam, Harry Wormwood/Narrator on Matilda (1996), the Penguin in Batman Returns, the Grundle King in My Little Pony: The Movie, Gavin D'Amato on The War of the Roses, Vic on The Earth Day Special, Officer Roy Goodbody on Friends, and Chesterfield on Animal Crackers.
* John DiMaggio voices Dain with the voice he did for Bender on Futurama, Flint Marko/Sand-Man on Spectacular Spider-Man, Black Mask and Grodd on Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Wrecker on Avengers: Assemble and Ultimate Spider-Man, Scottsman on Samurai Jack, Timandahaf on Asterix and the Vikings, Red Hood 1/Joker on Batman: Under the Red Hood, Brother Blood on Teen Titans, and Deathstroke on LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League vs Bizarro League.
* David Ogden Stiers who voices Thror is known to'd been Dr. Jumba Jukiba on Lilo and Stitch and Stitch! The Movie as well as Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch and Leroy and Stitch, Solovar on Justice League (2001) and Justice League Unlimited, Governer Ratcliffe on Pocahuntas (1995) and Pocahuntas 2, Archdecon on The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996), Koala and Owl on Napoleon(1995), Cogsworth on Beauty and the Beast (1991) and Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas as well as Belle's Magical World and The House of Mouse, Narrator on Beauty and the Beast (1991), Grandpa Piccolo on Porco Rosso, J'onn J'onzz / Martian Manhunter on Justice League of America, Alexei Jovanovic on Jungle 2 Jungle, Byron Beaver on The Angry Beavers, Karroo on The Wild Thornberries, Fenton Q. Harcourt on Atlantis: The Lost Empire, the Penguin on Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman, and Kamajii on Spirited Away.
* Clancy Brown who voices Tom Troll and the Dark Marshal is known to'd been Mr Luther on DC cartoons, Otto and the Two-Headed Guardian on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, the Rhino and Captain Stacey on The Spectacular Spider-Man, Mr. Krabbs from Spongebob Squarepants, Savage Oppress on Star Wars: The Cloned Wars, Dogface/Rahzar and Triceraton-Lieutenant Zax on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Akela on The Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, Hakon and Wolf as well as Tomas Brod on Gargoyles, Lieutenant-General Ross/Red Hulk and Uatu the Watcher on Hulk: Agents of Smash and Avengers Assemble, Odin on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Supreme Intelligence on Hulk: Agents of Smash, Colonel Leland Bishop/Bishop on Transformers: Prime, Bloodwolf on The Adventures of Puss in Boots, Long Feng on Avatar: The Legend of Aang, Dark Dragon on American Dragon: Jake Long, Bane Mr. Freeze on The Batman, Yakone on The Legend of Korra, Taskmaster and Phantom Rider on Ultimate Spider-Man, King Faraday on Young Justice, Parallax on Green Lantern (2011), the Dark Entity on Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Ryder Azadi on Star Wars: Rebels, Santa Claus on Phineas and Ferb, Cataclysm and Puss as well as Po'ele on Biker Mice from Mars, Kenko on Ben 10, Iapetus and Drill-Sergeant Gronch on Dave the Barbarian, Trident on Teen Titans, Tough on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Sasquatch on The Incredible Hulk (1996), Undercow on The Little Mermaid: Return to the Sea, Edgar Voldud on Atlantis: Milo's Return, Titan and Gunnar as well as Delbin and Lateef on Spyro the Dragon, Doctor Cortex and Uka Uka on Crash Bandicoot games, Colonel Schoonover on  Daredevil (2016), General Zartok in Green Lantern: The Animated Series, General Wade Eiling on The Flash (2014), Per Degaton in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Doctor Meacham on Cowboys vs Aliens, the Granter of Wishes on  Snow White (Hallmarks), and Lieutenant Williams on The Hurricane.
* Scottie Ray voices Thrain with the voice he did for Odin on Thor: The Dark World (game)
* Jim Carter who voices Pallandano is known to'd been Cogman on Transformers: The Last Knight, Mayor Waldo on Dinotopia, Mr Carson on Downtown Abbey, Engine Driver on The Wind in the Willows (2006), Azurian Man on Flash Gordon, Head Chef on The Witches (1990), John Manly on Black Beauty (1994), Lord William Hastings on Richard III, Ralph Bashford on Shakespeare in Love, Rookery on The Little Vampire, Detective Armstrong on 102 Dalmations, The Watcher on House of 9, John Faa on The Golden Compass, Joseph Parslow on Creation (2009), The Executioner on Alice in Wonderland (2010), Colonel Mefisto Palomarez on Zorro (1990) , General Marc Anthony on Shakespeare: The Animated Tales, Ja'Far on Arabian Nights (2000), Odin on Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story, Pirithous on Helen of Troy, Polybius on Pompeii: The Last Day, Oliver Cromwell on Cromwell: Warts and All, Nathan Green on Midsomer Murders, Captain Brown on Cranford, Harold Angus on Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1980 and Red Riding: In the Year of Our Lord 1983, and the Narrators on "Building Hitler's Supergun" and Secrets of the Stonehenge Skeletons
* Jeff Bennett voices tAlatar with the voice he did for Professor Porter on The Legend of Tarzan (2002), Cyril Dragon on The Legend of Spyro, Shiro Shinobi on The Legend of Korra, Zazu on The Lion Guard, Goodsword and Bonky on the Adventures of Puss in Boots, the Red Hood and the Joker as well as Ultra Humanite on Batman: the Brave and the Bold, and Slug on An American Tail: The Mystery of the Night Monster.
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* Gary Oldman voices Dracen with the voice he did for Ignitus on The Legend of Spyro, Lord Shen on Kung Fu Panda 2, and Sirius Black on the Harry Potter movies.
* Dan Green who voices Sperok is known to'd voiced Yugi Muto/Yami Yugi on Yu-Gi-Oh, Mewtwo on Pokemon: Mewtwo Returns, Leo on Jungle Emperor Leo, Utrom-Captain Mortu and Triceraton-Commander Mozar as well as Mephos and The Professor on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003), Knuckles on Sonic X and Sonic Heroes as well as Shadow the Hedgehog, the Iron-Masked Marauder on Pokemon 4Ever,  Damos on Pokémon: Arceus and the Jewel of Life, Professor X on Astonishing X-Men, King Arthur on King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table, Hudson Horstachio and King Roario on Viva Piñata, and Father Bear on The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Bear
* Cree Summer who voices Cyper is known to'd been Susie on Rugrats and All Grown Up, Princess Kidagakash Nedakh on Atlantis: The Lost Empire and Atlantis: Milo's Return, the She-Hulk on The Incredible Hulk (1996), Kim on The Care Bears Movie, Penny on Inspector Gadget, Vixen / Mari McCabe on Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Glory Grant on Spectacular Spider-Man, Phaedea on The Wild Thornberries Movie, Lizzie on The Land Before Time: Invasion of the Tinysaurs, Tiger Lilly on Peter Pan and the Pirates, Hyena on Gargoyles, Dulcy on Sonic the Hedgehog, Princess Kneesaa on Star Wars: Ewoks, Princess Gerin on Star Wars: The Adventures of R2-D2 and C-3PO,  Elita-1/BlackArachnia on Transformers Animated, White Tiger / Ava Ayala and Madame Web on Ultimate Spider-Man, Max Gibson and Dottie as well as Tayko and Tigress on Batman Beyond, Maura the Magnificent on Transformers: Rescue Bots, Luminara on Star Wars: Clone Wars, Aquagirl / Tula and Mary West as well as Madame Xanadu and Mattie Harcourt on Young Justice, Storm on Super Hero Squad, Frightwig on Ben 10 and Ben 10: Omniverse, Cleo on Clifford the Big Red Dog and Clifford's Really Big Movie, Savy SL2 on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Feral Girl on Wild Thornberries, Darlene Wilson on Avengers Assemble, Cheetah on LEGO DC Comics Super Heroes: Justice League: Attack of the Legion of Doom, Ada on Curious George, Mena on Bambi 2, Pilgrim and Kermit's Mum as well as the Star on Kermit's Swamp Years, Cynder on The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning, Alicia Masters on The Fantastic Four: The Game,  Nebula and Victoria on Guardians of the Galaxy (2015), and Elmyra Duff on Tiny Toons.
* Geoffrey Rush who voices Cirdan is known to'd been Captain Barbossa on Pirates of the Carribean movies, Nigel on Finding Nemo, Tome-Re on Green Lanterns (2011), Ra on Gods of Egypt (2016), Harold Pendel on The Tailor of Panama, Ezylryb & Lyze on Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Sir Francis Walsingham on Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Bunyip Bluegum on 'The Magic Pudding , 'the Narrators on Minions (2015) as well as Oscar and Lucinda, Hans Hubermann on The Book Thief, Albert Einstein on Genius (2017), Alberto Giacometti on Final Portrait, Basil Hunter on The Eye of the Storm, Lionel Logue on The King's Speech, Peter Sellers in The Life and Death of Peter Sellers, Marquis de Sade on Quills, Philip Henslowe on Shakespeare in Love, Inspector Javert on Les Misérables (1998), Sir Francis Walsingham on Elizabeth (1998), Zachary Welch on Children of the Revolution, and David Helfgott (adult) on Shine (1996).
* Yuri Lowenthal voices Legolas with the voice he did for Ben Tennyson on Ben 10: Alien Force, Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, and Ben 10: Omniverse.
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* Cam Clarke voices Bard with the voice he did for He-Man on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2003), Thor on Marvel's Ultimate Alliance, Mr. Fantastic on Spider-Man (1994), Doc Samson on Avengers: Earth;s Mightiest Heroes, and Professor X on X-Men (Anime).
* Minnie Driver who voices Tauriel is known to'd been Jane Porter on Tarzan (1990), Eboshi on Princess Mononoke, Lara Croft on Re\Visioned: Tomb Raider Animated Series, Anne on Jurassic Park: Trespasser, Narrator/Older Wendy on Peter Pan Live!, Carlotta on The Phantom of the Opera (2004), Mandy on Ella Enchanted, Madame Mousey on An American Tail: The Mystery of The Night Monster, Skylar Satenstein on Good Will Hunting, and Irina on GoldenEye,
* Paul St. Peters voices Beorn with the voice he did for Leomon on Digimon 01 and Digimon Tamers as well as IceLeomon on Digimon Frontier.
* Mark Hamill who voices the Witch King is best-known to have played Luke Skywalker on Star Wars, the Joker on Batman: The Animated Series and the Batman: Arkham Asylum games as well as Batman: The Killing Joke and the Justice League cartoons, Alchemist and Skeleton King as well as Skeleton Droid on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, Ozai from Avatar: The Legend of Aang, Darth Bane on Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Spectre on Batman: The Brave and the Bold, the Red Skull on Super Hero Squad, The Cursed Skull in Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers!, Arnin Zola and Nightmare as well as Shao Lao on Ultimate Spider-Man, the Hobgoblin from Spiderman (1994), Maximus and Triton from The Fantastic Four (1994), Gargoyle from The Incredible Hulk (1996), Ulysses Klaw on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Alvin the Trecherous from Dragons: Riders of Berk, Swamp Thing on Justice League Action, Pierre Fluffbottom from Biker Mice from Mars, Maltruant from Ben 10: Omniverse, Tony Zucco on The Batman, Mr Boyle on Bat-Man: The Animated Series, Undergrowth from Danny Phantom, Barge Captain/Emperor Caeser Saladicus on What's New, Scooby Doo, the Mountain Lion on The Crippled Lamb, Buzz Buzzard and Tweackey da Lackey from The New Woody Woodpecker Show, Theseus from Adventures from the Book of Virtues, General Vostok and Eldoradoan from The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, Zeus and Hans Anderson on The Little Mermaid (1992), Judah from Joseph: King of Dreams, Steve from Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders, Muska on Laputa: Castle on the Sky, Kavaxas on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), and the Dark Master on The Legend of Spyro
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* Mark Archeson who voices Smaug is known to'd been Unicron on Transformers: Armada and Transformers: Energon, Scopes on Alienators: Evolution Continues, Wolverine on Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects, Sabretooth on Hulk vs Wolverine, Fisto on He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2003), Crumblezone on Transformers: Cybertron, Marvin Mosasaurus on Dinosaur Train, Slyder on Barbie and the Diamond Castle,  Attuma on Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes, Fat Dog on Fat Dog Mendoza, and Lord Tirek on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 
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* Corey Burton voices Saruman with the voice he did for Count Dooku on Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Hugo Strange on Batman: Arkham City, and Ansem the Wise on Kingdom Hearts. He also voices Nori with the voice he did for Ratchet on Transformers; Animated, and also voices the Undying with the voice he did for Killer Moth on Batman: The Brave and the Bold
* Brad Garrett who voices William the Troll is well known to'd been Fatso on Casper, Bloat on Finding Nemo, Dim on A Bug's Life, Krang on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Obelix on Asterix and the Vikings, Prancer on Robbie the Reindeer, Easter Island Head on the Night at the Museum movies, Big Rock on Hollyrock-a-Bye Baby, Bertie on Jetsons: The Movie, Harry on Fallout, Lobo on the DC cartoons, Eeyore on Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree (game), Fred Bedderhood on The Country Bears, Mamma Aiuto Boss on Porco Rosso, Luca on Garfield: The Movie, Commander Bristle on Tom and Jerry Blast Off to Mars, Drinky and Frankenwise on Tales from the Crypt, Torque from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Hook-Handed Thug on Tangled, Charlee on Christmas is Here Again, Mason Pig on Unstable Fables: 3 Pigs and a Baby, Uto on Tarzan 2, Gusteau on Ratatouille, and Chug on Planes: Fire and Rescue, and Trypticon on Transformers G1.
* Clancy Brown who voices Tom Troll is known to'd been Mr Luther on DC cartoons, Otto and the Two-Headed Guardian on Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force, the Rhino and Captain Stacey on The Spectacular Spider-Man, Mr. Krabbs from Spongebob Squarepants, Savage Oppress on Star Wars: The Cloned Wars, Dogface/Rahzar and Triceraton-Lieutenant Zax on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012), Akela on The Jungle Book: Mowgli's Story, Hakon and Wolf as well as Tomas Brod on Gargoyles, Lieutenant-General Ross/Red Hulk and Uatu the Watcher on Hulk: Agents of Smash and Avengers Assemble, Odin on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Supreme Intelligence on Hulk: Agents of Smash, Colonel Leland Bishop/Bishop on Transformers: Prime, Bloodwolf on The Adventures of Puss in Boots, Long Feng on Avatar: The Legend of Aang, Dark Dragon on American Dragon: Jake Long, Bane Mr. Freeze on The Batman, Yakone on The Legend of Korra, Taskmaster and Phantom Rider on Ultimate Spider-Man, King Faraday on Young Justice, Parallax on Green Lantern (2011), the Dark Entity on Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated, Ryder Azadi on Star Wars: Rebels, Santa Claus on Phineas and Ferb, Cataclysm and Puss as well as Po'ele on Biker Mice from Mars, Kenko on Ben 10, Iapetus and Drill-Sergeant Gronch on Dave the Barbarian, Trident on Teen Titans, Tough on Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Sasquatch on The Incredible Hulk (1996), Undercow on The Little Mermaid: Return to the Sea, Edgar Voldud on Atlantis: Milo's Return, Titan and Gunnar as well as Delbin and Lateef on Spyro the Dragon, Doctor Cortex and Uka Uka on Crash Bandicoot games, Colonel Schoonover on  Daredevil (2016), General Zartok in Green Lantern: The Animated Series, General Wade Eiling on The Flash (2014), Per Degaton in Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Doctor Meacham on Cowboys vs Aliens, the Granter of Wishes on Snow White (Hallmarks), and Lieutenant Williams on The Hurricane.
* David Kaye voices Azog with the voice he did for Megatron 2 on Beast Wars and Beast Machines, Megatron 1/Galvatron on Transformers: Armada and Transformers: Energon as well as Transformers: Cybertron, Apocalypse on X-Men: Evolution, Supreme Intelligence on Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes , Professor Ramon De la Porta on Kong: The Animated Series, and Talos on Mummies Alive.
* Scott McNeil voices Yazer with the voice he did for Terrorsaur on Beast Wars,
* Running Gags:
** Kili and Fili do pranks and reckless stunts on others... leading to Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Nori, Dori, Gloin, Oin, Bifur, or Bofur.... and sometimes all on the same time shouting their names in anger such as when their stunt on sending Bilbo almost got them eaten by trolls.
** Bombur keeps slipping up, tripping down, and eating.... often causing trouble for the group.
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=== Cultural References ===
* Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Nori, Dori, Gloin, Oin, Bifur, or Bofur.... and sometimes all on the same time shouting Kili and Fili's names is a nod to the iconic scenes when Dave calls Alvin's name after he causes trouble on The Chipmunks.
* Jerry says 'Do we look as if we're goats' to the trolls.... a nod to The Three Billy Goats Gruff, a Norwegian fairy story.
* Smeargol/Gollum looks similar to his counterpart from The Hobbit (1977) and The Return of the King (1980)
* Kera in dove form acting as a messenger to Bard is a nod to as Noah's Ark and the stories about Jesus on The Bible
* Dracen look similar to Draco from Dragonheart.
* Sperok and Cyper look similar to Spyro and Cynder from the Spyro games.
* The music playing during the fight between Dracen and Smeg is similar to Shifu vs Tai Lung on Kung Fu Panda.
* The music playing for Dracen's death and funeral is similar to Optimus Prime's death theme from Transformers: The Movie.
* The scene when Spero puts on his crown as he readies to help fight is similar to the music on Optimus Prime's Resurrection in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.
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