Happy Appy Verses

===Verse 1===
Hello, children, welcome to this new episode of Happy Appy!
For an orange with no hands, you seem to get rather snappy.
You think a knife is bad enough to scare me into submission?
I'd jam a stick up your ass, but you don't seem to have one!
Hey, Annoying Orange, how about I call you the Missing Pear?
Cause once you stepped in my van, I noticed there was nothing down there!
You've got about as many good rhymes as your name can claim,
Eating up my creepypasta ironically keeps doctors away!
===Verse 2===
Even my only season had more quality than your TV show,
Human face on food? That's a copy of a Rhett & Link video!
Comparing apples to oranges, an argument with no end,
This fruit thought he could beat me? Well, that's just natural, children.