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He has red hair. His age is not mentioned. Phineas, along with his stepbrother Ferb Fletcher, star in the A-Plot of every episode. The series concerns Phineas's attempts to avoid boredom by finding something new to do every day of the summer vacation. He does this with his less-talkative stepbrother Ferb, and often with many other neighborhood children. He is known to be very selfless and energetic. Phineas has many catch phrases like "Oh, there you are, Perry" or "Hey, Ferb! I know what we're going to do today!" and "Hey, where's Perry?".Phineas comes from a blended family. The creators chose this arrangement because they considered it underused in children's programming as well as from Marsh's experiences in one. As a character, Phineas has received a positive critical response, with one reviewer describing him and his brother as a "comical pairing." Phineas appears in Phineas and Ferb merchandise, including plush toys, t-shirts, and a video game.=== Ferb Fletcher ===Main article: Ferb FletcherFerb Fletcher (voiced by Thomas Brodie-Sangster 2007–2015; David Errigo Jr. 2018–present) is a boy of few words. He is Phineas's green-haired, intelligent but laconic stepbrother from the United Kingdom. Created by Phineas and Ferb co-founders Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh, he first appeared in the show's pilot episode, "Rollercoaster."Ferb and his stepbrother Phineas Flynn spend their days during their summer vacation having fun. They are featured in every episode's A-Plot constructing large scale inventions or taking part in other outlandish activities. Ferb, an engineering genius, allows Phineas to do most of the talking for the pair and is described as "more of a man of action," by Phineas, which makes him more of a plot device than a developed character. Ferb is more likely to sing than speak, but most often has a one-liner in the episodes. Ferb is named after a friend of the show's creators who was an expert on tools and, at times, stayed rather silent.=== Candace Flynn ===Candace Gertrude Flynn (voiced by Ashley Tisdale) is characterized as Phineas's fifteen-year-old biological sister and Ferb's stepsister. The character's personality is based on Jennifer Grey's character in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Candace first appeared in the pilot episode.Candace was designed to anatagonize her brothers. In most episodes, she appears to disapprove of their inventions and attempt to get them in trouble by showing their mom the inventions. Her catchphrases are: "Mom! Phineas and Ferb are..." and "You are so busted!", and while she never proves anything to her mother, Candace persists in the majority of episodes. Whenever she attempts to "bust" her brothers, Phineas and Ferb's work unintentionally disappears before their mother sees it, and the boys appear to be involved in simple activities. Usually, Candace is shown stuttering, with her mother is shown forcibly taking her away and disregarding Candace's actions as crazy and childish.Povenmire described Candace's character: "Candace does get frustrated. She thinks it's not fair—that if she were doing the things they're doing, she'd get in trouble. It's not, 'I'm going to get those guys and ruin their lives.' She does bust them later in the season, but there are a couple of twists to it." There are moments in the series when Candace appears to enjoy her brother's inventions, and although she frequently seems to overlook the fact that Phineas and Ferb openly care about her, Candace is shown to care more about their well-being than busting them. In the "Traffic Cam Caper" episode, when Phineas is in peril, Candace goes out of her way to save him, allowing a disc containing footage of Phineas and Ferb's projects to be stolen by Perry. Also, when Phineas delivers a heartfelt speech at his birthday party thanking his friends, Candace seems so touched that she destroys another disc she intended to use to bust him and Ferb ("Clipshow").Candace is best friends with Stacy Hirano, and is also friends with Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, the daughter of Perry's nemesis, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Candace and her family appear unaware that their pet platypus Perry, portrayed as a secret agent, fights Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Candace also appears unaware that Perry's battles with Dr. Doofenshmirtz often cause of the disappearance of Phineas and Ferb's inventions. Her character has appeared in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lair on a number of occasions, but never seems to know where Perry goes everyday. Vanessa's character knows Perry personally, and seems unaware of the fact that Candace is part of Perry's host family. The friendship between Candace and Vanessa's characters is based on their ongoing failed attempts to prove something about a family member to their mothers.Candace has an obvious crush on Jeremy Johnson, but for a long time, she is oblivious to the fact that he likes her back. The series portrays Candace as unphotogenic and self-conscious of what Jeremy would think if he saw the many photos of her posing awkwardly or with embarrassing facial expressions.The depth of Candace has received positive critical acclaim and appears in other media such as video games. Common Sense Media rated Candace as the 10th worst TV role model, claiming that "her primary motivations are pleasing her boyfriend and getting her brothers in trouble" and she was "a screechy, whiny stereotype of a girl", which could reinforce gender stereotypes.In "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo", it is revealed that Candace will have three children in the future: Xavier, Fred and Amanda, with Xavier and Fred behaving similarly to Phineas and Ferb, while Amanda takes after Candace.Candace appears in the film Candace Against the Universe, when Phineas goes to great lengths to rescue her from an alien race that kidnaps her to save their planet.=== Perry the Platypus ===Main article: Perry the PlatypusPerry the Platypus (vocal effects by Dee Bradley Baker), a.k.a. Agent P, is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus and first appeared along with a large portion of the main cast in the pilot episode "Rollercoaster." Perry is featured as the star of the B-Plot for all but one episode of the series alongside his arch-nemesis Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. He is a primarily silent character, with the only noises being the occasional rattling of his bill. Toward the beginning and end of most episodes, a character, often Phineas, can be found addressing Perry's absence with “Where’s Perry?” and “Oh, there you are, Perry,” respectively, which are also both titles of episodes.In Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension, an alternate reality (yet more evil and ruthless) version of Perry (known as Platyborg) appears. Platyborg would later return in the episode sequel, Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension.=== Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz ===Main article: Dr. Heinz DoofenshmirtzDr. Heinz "Doof" Doofenshmirtz (voiced by Dan Povenmire) is an evil scientist appearing in all but one episode's B-Plots thus far. He is the father to teenage Vanessa Doofenshmirtz and is the head of his own company, Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc., which has its own jingle. Depending on the episode, Dr. Doofenshmirtz's main goal is to either destroy or rule the tri-state area, which was suggested to him as a teenager on a failed date with Linda Flynn-Fletcher as a starting point before taking over the world. Routinely bumbling, incompetent, and forgetful, almost all of Doofenshmirtz's plans—always involving various gadgets and/or inventions—have been thwarted by Perry the Platypus. However, a few of his schemes were quite successful, such as in the 2014 special Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, when Doofenshmirtz moved the Earth away from its original orbit to bring on an early autumn, much to Perry's distress. After most defeats, he shouts his catchphrase, "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"His contraptions are almost all named "[something]-inator", and in "Unfair Science Fair" it is revealed that his first invention as a child was simply called "Inator".Throughout the series, Doofenshmirtz's flashbacks (which are often shown after Perry has been captured) explore his mentally abusive and lonely childhood growing up in the fictional village Gimmelshtump, Druelselstein. Before becoming an evil scientist, Doofenshmirtz was a bratwurst street vendor until being put out of business by the hot dog industry. Doofenshmirtz usually monologues and displays acts of cartoon-style physical violence towards his nemesis Perry, a skilled anthropomorphic platypus secret agent. His last name is frequently abbreviated to "Doof". Doofenshmirtz appears in several merchandise pieces, particularly the book series, and the video game. Doofenshmirtz, however much he wants to be evil, is not a bad guy at heart, and, with the help of his daughter Vanessa, comes to realize by the end of the series that he can “do good.” In The O.W.C.A. Files, Doofenshmirtz has qualified as a member of the titular secret agency because he was briefly raised by ocelots.In the 2011 TV film, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension, an alternate reality (yet more intelligent and successful) version of Dr. Doofenshmirtz appears, with the regular Doctor Doofenshmirtz serving as a supporting character. 2nd Doofenshmirtz later returns in the episode sequel, Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension.== Secondary characters ===== Isabella Garcia-Shapiro ===Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (voiced by Alyson Stoner) is a Jewish Mexican American girl. She is one of the brothers' best friends and has an obvious crush on Phineas Flynn of which he is unaware, though he has shown he cares for her from time to time. Her first appearance is in the pilot episode. She is known for the catchphrase, "Whatcha doin'?" (which she doesn't like when other people besides Phineas say) and is the leader of the Fireside Girls troop 46231. The troop often helps Phineas and Ferb in their projects. She is named after series creator Dan Povenmire's oldest daughter.=== Baljeet Tjinder ===Baljeet Tjinder (/ˌbælˈʒiːt/ bal-ZHEET; also known as Baljeet Rai; voiced by Maulik Pancholy) is Phineas' and Ferb's friend and neighbor. He wears blue overalls. An intellectual and polite boy who moved to Danville from India, he often helps the boys with their ideas and displays his knowledge of mathematics and trivia. The series details his relationships with various girls, from old playmate Mishti, to Fireside Girl Ginger. Baljeet has a complicated relationship with Buford van Stomm.=== Buford van Stomm ===Buford van Stomm (voiced by Bobby Gaylor) is frequently referred to as a bully, but he rarely hurts anyone on-screen. He is portrayed as a nice person with a tough guy attitude. Phineas believes that Buford only bullies out of boredom thus Phineas often invites him to keep his mind occupied. He is thought not to get along with Baljeet, but in most episodes it is shown that they share a friendly bond. In one episode, Buford and Baljeet sing a song where they describe each other as "Frenemies" and "my least favorite brother".=== Linda Flynn-Fletcher ===Linda Flynn-Fletcher (voiced by Caroline Rhea) is the mother of Phineas and Candace and stepmother of Ferb. Unaware of the large-scale projects that Phineas and Ferb create on a daily basis, Candace often drags her away from other interests in an attempt to get the boys in trouble. Each creation is somehow destroyed or eliminated moments before "Mom" arrives, leaving Candace dumbfounded and Linda reluctant to believe Candace. Linda was also a one-hit wonder known as "Lindana" with her song, "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun". That fact possibly makes her, as a singer, a parody of Cyndi Lauper, because of Lauper's hit "Girls Just Want to Have Fun", and because both of them were famous singers in the 1980s (Linda fictionally). Her single is used as elevator music throughout the series. Her surname is not consistent throughout the series; in at least one episode, Candace refers to her as "Linda Flynn". She is based on Dan Povenmire's sister, also named Linda. She went on a date with Heinz Doofenshmirtz during their mid-teens, and she was the one who inspired him to take over the tri-state area as a starting point for worldwide domination when he sarcastically stated that he would rule the world. However, their relationship did not progress further following this short-lived interaction.=== Lawrence Fletcher ===Lawrence Fletcher (voiced by Richard O'Brien) is the father of Ferb and stepfather of Phineas and Candace. Lawrence sells antiques, is from the United Kingdom and is portrayed like a sitcom dad as being scatterbrained and unaware of what is going on. He often agrees to follow Phineas's instructions and even forces Candace to cooperate as if he considers Phineas and Ferb's skills normal. Unlike the boys' mother, he has seen some of the boys' inventions; he has not reacted negatively, and apparently believes that their mother approves. His precise surname is a matter of some dispute; in at least one episode, Isabella addresses him as "Mr. Flynn". Jeff "Swampy" Marsh has said that Lawrence Fletcher is very similar to his stepfather, Bill.=== Major Monogram ===Major Francis Monogram (voiced by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh) is one of the heads of the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym) Department and Perry the Platypus' boss. He usually appears in a Nehru jacket on a giant screen giving Perry instructions for his next mission to stop Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's endless attempts to take over the tri-state area. His uniform prominently features the initials "MM." He has a monobrow and wears a toupée. Sometimes, he is shown to have a lack of details about what Doofenshmirtz is up to, and orders Perry to go stop it as usual. Just like Doofenshmirtz, he has appeared in every episode of the series to date except, Isabella and the Temple of Sap.=== Carl the Intern ===Carl the Intern (Tyler Alexander Mann) is Major Monogram's young unpaid intern of the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym) in charge of video taping Monogram when he is being interviewed and talking to Agent P. He is a bit careless, wears glasses, and sometimes forgets to focus the camera correctly. He comes from a family of unpaid interns, and desperately wants to be appreciated by Major Monogram, treating him as a father figure. He briefly replaced the Major in Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, but went back to his old job at the end of the episode when O.W.C.A. was revived. Carl has also stated that he has no sense of smell because he was born without nostrils.=== Stacy Hirano ===Stacy Hirano (voiced by Kelly Hu) is Candace's best friend. She is of Japanese heritage, and often is pressured by her mother to become a “doctor or a lawyer or a doctor.” Stacy is shown to be annoyed by Candace's constant attempts to bust Phineas and Ferb, and would prefer to just have fun with the inventions; she also occasionally gets annoyed with Candace's gushing about her relationship with Jeremy. She's in a relationship with Jeremy's friend and bandmate, Coltrane. During the episode "Happy Birthday, Isabella", she finds out about Perry's secret identity but doesn't lose her memories afterwards. In Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo, it is revealed over a phone call with “future Candace” that she has become President of Uruguay, twenty years after the series takes place.=== Jeremy Johnson ===Jeremy Johnson (voiced by Mitchel Musso) is Candace Flynn's crush and later boyfriend. He is sixteen years old. He works at Mr. Slushy Burger (sometimes named Mr. Slushy Dawg). In "Summer Belongs to You," it was confirmed that he and Candace had become boyfriend and girlfriend; toward the end of the episode, they kissed. He also has a band called "The Incidentals."=== Vanessa Doofenshmirtz ===Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (voiced by Olivia Olson) is Heinz and Charlene Doofenshmirtz's teenage daughter. She is sarcastic, mild-mannered, cynical, and dresses in a goth style. Vanessa is aware that her father is an evil scientist and knows about her father's nemesis Perry the Platypus. She is often exasperated by her father whenever he tries to establish a "father-daughter" bond between them as he doesn't really understand her interests or refuses to acknowledge that she is growing up and often assumes that she is also interested in "evil." She often tries to convince her mom that her dad is an "evil scientist" but, much like Candace, ultimately always fails when she does appear trying to catch him in the act, much to her dismay. She does, however, occasionally show appreciation for what he does for her, as he is clearly devoted to her (he once taught her how to drive and traveled halfway around the world after she got lost). Also, despite denying it so many times, Vanessa admits that she may be a little evil, as she once helped her father escape from custody by posing her hairdryer as a pistol to fool Major Monogram and Perry into releasing Doofenshmirtz, as shown in the special Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!. Although Ferb has a crush on her, she remains oblivious to his affections as she already had a punk (not goth) boyfriend named "Johnny.", whom she later broke up with in the episode "Minor Monogram". She is in a relationship with Monty Monogram, the son of Major Monogram; however "Act Your Age" depicts her becoming involved with Ferb ten years down the line.In addition to this, Vanessa makes a cameo appearance in the 2011 TV film, Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension, along with an alternative reality version of herself (2nd Vanessa), though their scenes were deleted. 2nd Vanessa returned in the episode sequel, Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension.Vanessa first appears in the episode "Tree To Get Ready."=== Fireside Girls ===The Fireside Girls are a group of ten girl scout-like girls led by Isabella in troop 46231. Isabella and the other Fireside Girls usually help Phineas and Ferb in their projects which, in turn, are at times created to help the Fireside Girls with a humanitarian cause.Other members of the troop:* Gretchen (voiced by Ariel Winter) wears glasses and has short auburn hair. She is second in command in the troop and the first (besides Isabella) who had been addressed by name.* Holly (voiced by Cymphonique Miller (seasons 1-2), Diamond White (season 2-4), Dana Davis (as a teenager in "Act Your Age")) has dark skin and black hair.* Katie (voiced by Isabella Acres, Soleil McGhee (as a teenager in "Act Your Age")) has blond hair.* Milly (voiced by Isabella Murad, Dannah Phirman (as a teenager in "Act Your Age")) has curly, brown hair and freckles.* Adyson Sweetwater (voiced by Madison Pettis) has straight, brown hair. She is the second member of the troop to be addressed by name, and the first to have been given a last name as well.* Ginger Hirano (voiced by Tiffany Espensen (seasons 1-2), Michaela Zee (season 3-4), Ming-Na (as a teenager in "Act Your Age")) The younger sister of Candace's best friend Stacy. She has a crush on Baljeet.== Recurring characters ===== Norm ===Norm (voiced by John Viener) is a giant robot man created by Dr. Doofenshmirtz to destroy Perry the Platypus. Introduced in "Greece Lightning," he is a giant robotic mild-mannered businessman who often says, "The enemy of platypus is man." Norm has appeared in other episodes. For instance, in the episode, "Traffic Cam Caper," Perry borrows Norm as a ride to steal the traffic cam disk, for it has evidence that Perry is a secret agent. He was once a part of the O.W.C.A. but was fired because he was not an animal. Later in the series, he is depicted as Doofenshmirtz's sidekick and servant who makes frequent mistakes such as cooking eggs with the shells on or serving Doof chocolate cake for breakfast, though always staying cheery. In the episode "A Real Boy", Norm reveals that he has always wanted to be a human boy and considers Doofenshmirtz his father and Vanessa his sister.In the 2011 TV film, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension, a group of alternate reality (yet more menacing and successful) versions of Norm (known as Norm-Bots) appear, with the regular Norm making a cameo.=== Vivian Garcia-Shapiro ===Vivian Garcia-Shapiro (voiced by Eileen Galindo), or simply "Viv," is Isabella's mother and lives across the street from Phineas and Ferb. She is a Jewish Mexican, one of Linda's best friends, and plays upright bass in a jazz band with Linda Flynn and Jeremy's mom. She is known for talking very fast and often making useless comments such as, "Oh, Candace, look how tall you've gotten." despite seeing Candace only a week earlier.=== Jenny Brown ===Jenny Brown (voiced by Alyson Stoner) is Candace's second best friend and a hippie. She wears a peace symbol necklace and says that she hopes for world peace.=== Pinky ===Pinky (vocals by Dee Bradley Baker) is Isabella's pet chihuahua. Much like Perry the Platypus, Pinky also lives a double-life as a secret agent for the O.W.C.A. under the codename, "Agent Pinky" in a division run by a commander named Wanda, a.k.a. Admiral Acronym. Pinky's nemesis is Professor Poofenplotz. Although he does not like dog food, Pinky will eat just about anything–especially his favorite; grilled cheese sandwiches, (as seen in the episode “Journey to the Center of Candace”) and even inedible objects, having once swallowed Isabella's Fireside Girl sash. Pinky always shakes as an ongoing joke about the behavior of Chihuahuas. He first appeared in the episode, "Journey to the Center of Candace," where Pinky plays a major role, as Phineas and Ferb shrink themselves (as well as a submarine) to miniature proportions to go inside Pinky to retrieve Isabella's sash. However, Pinky is distracted just before she can eat the sandwich by a black cat, and later Candace dwells upon the sandwich, unaware that Phineas and Ferb are inside it, and Phineas and Ferb are then swallowed, unaware that they are in the wrong body.=== Charlene Doofenshmirtz ===Charlene Doofenshmirtz (voiced by Allison Janney) is the former wife of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz and shares custody of their daughter, Vanessa. Unaware of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's "evil" side, and in fact saying she does not believe someone can ever be truly evil, she divorced him due to a lack of common interests and having different life-goals. She is very wealthy and gives her ex-husband a large allowance each month. She is sometimes called by Vanessa who tries to "bust" her father but to no avail. Charlene and Linda Flynn-Fletcher have been paired up in a cooking class owned by Chef Pierre and in "I Scream, You Scream" were distracted by both Candace and Vanessa at the same time. Despite being divorced with Doof, she still goes to Doofenshmirtz family reunions claiming that she "kept the name," as seen in "Thaddeus and Thor."However, in the episode "Tales From the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension" (the episode sequel to the 2011 TV film, "Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension"), it is shown that there is an alternate reality version of Charlene Doofenshmirtz. It turns out that 2nd Charlene is still married to 2nd Doof and actually shares much of his evil personality, and that their divorce was just a ruse to gain financial advantages during 2nd Doof's reign (such as receiving coupon mail, putting up junk yard sales, and going on separate vacation trips).=== Suzy Johnson ===Suzy Johnson (voiced by Kari Wahlgren), known as Little Suzy Johnson, is Jeremy's little sister. She has a high-pitched squeaky voice and appears very sweet and innocent. However, she is actually very spoiled and manipulative and very possessive over Jeremy, once telling Candace, "There is only one girl in Jeremy's life" and thus will do anything to keep Candace away from her brother.=== Grandpa Clyde and Grandma Betty Jo ===Grandpa Clyde Flynn and Grandma Betty Jo Flynn (voiced by Barry Bostwick and Caroline Rhea respectively) are Linda's parents, Phineas and Candace's maternal grandparents, Lawrence's -in-laws, and Ferb's step-grandparents. Every summer, they invite the family along with many neighborhood kids to a lakehouse which Phineas calls, "Camp P&F". Though they are old, they often participate in the kids' capers. Grandpa Clyde, like Phineas and Ferb, has a great sense of mechanics, as seen in "Crack That Whip!" Betty Jo is also shown in the same episode to have a fierce rivalry with Edna Hildagard, Jeremy and Suzy's grandmother.=== Grandpa Reginald and Grandma Winifred ===Grandpa Reginald Fletcher and Grandma Winifred Fletcher (voiced by Malcolm McDowell and Jane Carr) are Lawrence's parents, Ferb's paternal grandparents, Phineas and Candace's step grandparents, and Linda Flynn-Fletcher's -in-laws who reside in the United Kingdom. Reginald used to be a daredevil known as the Flying Fishmonger.=== Roger Doofenshmirtz ===Roger Doofenshmirtz (voiced by John O'Hurley) is mayor of Danville and Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz's younger brother. Heinz often states angrily that Roger is their mother's favorite son, and even wrote a song about it, "My Goody Two-Shoes Brother". In "Tree to Get Ready", Roger states that he is "the most handsome and charming man in the tri-state area". This enrages Doof, who is convinced to use his latest -inator, the Poop-inator, to hypnotize the tri-state area pigeons into raining feces on Roger during his speech, when he receives the Key To The City.=== Irving Du Bois ===Irving Du Bois (voiced by Jack McBrayer) is Phineas' and Ferb's self-proclaimed biggest fan. He always carries a scrapbook that he filled with images and souvenirs from Phineas and Ferb's big ideas as well as a strand of Ferb's hair. Irving has an older brother Albert, who is self-nicknamed 'The Truth Detector.'=== Django Brown ===Django Brown (voiced by Alec Holden) is a friend of Phineas and Ferb. Django is the son of the artist Beppo Brown from "Oil on Candace," who is famous for his work in making giant creations, from refrigerators to dental floss. He is named after co-creator Jeff "Swampy" Marsh's son, Django Marsh, who voices minor characters on the show.=== Admiral Acronym ===Admiral Wanda Acronym (voiced by Jane Leeves) is the one of the heads of the O.W.C.A. (Organization Without a Cool Acronym) Department and Pinky the Chihuahua' boss. Just like Major Monogram, she usually appears on a giant screen giving Pinky instructions for his next mission to stop Professor Poofenplotz's endless attempts to take over the world.Also, just like Monogram (who has an unpaid intern named Carl), Adrimal Acronym has her own unpaid intern named Carla, who bears some resemblances to Carl.=== Professor Poofenplotz ===Professor Esmeralda Poofenplotz (voiced by Amanda Plummer) is an old mad scientist and the nemesis of Agent Pinky, Isabella's pet Chihuahua. She is known for her silly attempts for worldwide domination. Her known schemes so far involve replacing handbags, stealing royal jelly, and searching for strong hairspray (her favorite is "Stiff Beauty" hairspray, which originally was only used by clowns). Needless to say, because of her somewhat arrogant personality, Poofenplotz has failed to know about the flaws of her schemes. And because of that, it has allowed Pinky to defeat her in return, leaving an humiliated Poofenplotz to yell out, "Curse you, Pinky the Chihuahua!", similar to how Heinz Doofenshmirtz says whenever his plans get foiled by Perry the Platypus.=== Love Händel ===Love Händel is a rock band idolized by many in the Danville tri-state area, first seen the episode, "Dude, We're Gettin' the Band Back Together!" Lawrence Fletcher and Linda Flynn shared their first kiss at a Love Händel concert. Shortly afterward, plagued by infighting caused by the pressures of a dwindling fanbase, Love Händel split up. Lead Singer Danny (voiced by Jaret Reddick) became the owner of Danny's Music Shop. Bass Player Bobbi Fabulous (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui) became the owner of Bobbi's Fashion Salon and Linda's hairdresser. Sherman "Swampy" (voiced by Steve Zahn) ended up working at the Danville Public Library, believing he had lost his sense of rhythm. Eventually all three members are convinced to reunite for a concert in the Flynn/Fletcher's backyard, in which they sing their hit song, "You Snuck Your Way Right into My Heart." Love Handel occasionally reappears in other episodes and in the movie where they sing their songs.=== Monty Monogram ===Monty Monogram (voiced by Seth Green) is Major Monogram's son and has been working in O.W.C.A. since "Minor Monogram". Vanessa Doofenshmirtz seems to become interested in him after she broke up with Johnny, and it is possible that he is slightly interested in her too because he winks at her before leaving. They have coffee together in "Sipping with the Enemy", at which point they apparently begin to date one another. In "Minor Monogram" he has recently graduated from the "High School Without a Cool Acronym" (H.S.W.C.A.) and he really wants to fight evil following his dad's footsteps. Due to the rivalry between his father and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, he and Vanessa try to keep it secret from the two of them, aided by Perry and Carl (though the latter briefly blackmailed Monty in hopes of getting his help in earning Major Monogram's approval). In the special Phineas and Ferb Save Summer, Monty played a major role as he attempts to help rescue all of the captured agents and defeat the villains of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. in their plan to take over the world by sending it into a new Ice Age.=== Dr. Hirano ===Dr. Hirano (voiced by Ming-Na Wen) is Stacy and Ginger's mother. She removed Isabella's tonsils in, "I Scream, You Scream." She is often referred to through conversations between Candace and Stacy where Candace gratifies, "Stacy, you're a genius!" and Stacy replies, "Could you call my mom and tell her that?"=== Rodney ===Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein (voiced by Joe Orrantia), or Rodney for short, is a bald evil scientist and a member of the villain organization L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.. He serves as the main rival to Dr. Doofenshmirtz, believing him to a disappointment because of his constant failures. Throughout most of his appearances, Rodney attempts to best out on Doofenshmirtz to show that he's a better villain, only to fail so many times (either due to Doofenshmirtz's antics or Perry's intervention). Similar to Doofenshmirtz, Rodney usually makes his own inventions and ends them with the suffix '-inizor'. He also has his own robot apprentice named Chloe, whom Norm fell in love with. He also has a son named Orville, who usually helps him create his -inizors.Rodney would later go on to appear in the 2014 episode special, "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer", where he learns that Doofenshmirtz has actually succeeded in moving the Earth away from the Sun to an early autumn with his latest -inator. Taking the opportunity to exploit this, Rodney leads L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. into revealing themselves to the world and capturing all of O.W.C.A.'s agents. He even creates an -inizor (which is just ten times the size and strength of Doof's -inator) that will send the Earth into a new Ice Age if the world refuse to meet all of L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.'s demands. However, in the end, Doofenshmirtz (who is completely disgusted by Rodney's true goal for worldwide domination, despite past) manages to defeat Rodney, who then gets arrested by Monty Monogram and taken into O.W.C.A. custody.In the episode "Robot Rodeo", Rodney and the other L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. members make fun of Doofenshmirtz because of his lack of time management, resulting in Doof completely scrapping his original plans and instead creating the "Eradicate Rodney's Inator-Inator", which has a built-in punching glove that is meant to destroy Rodney's inizor. The inator stays true to its word, and destroys Rodney's inizor, successfully getting back at Rodney and bringing him to tears, but not before shouting "What? No fair!", and then walking offstage where he isn't seen for the rest of the episode.=== Coltrane ===Coltrane is Jeremy's friend and bandmate in “The Incidentals.” He plays bass and football with Jeremy and his friends. During the summer, he begins a relationship with Stacy Hirano.== Minor characters ==There are several characters that reappear as recurring jokes, such as a farmer, voiced by Corey Burton, and his wife, voiced by Jennifer L. Hughes. The wife always admonishes her husband for forgetting something before rhetorically asking if he thought that something would fall from the sky, and then it does and sometimes hits her. For example, in the episode, "Leave the Busting to Us", the wife says, "I can't believe you bought a bunny farm but forgot to buy any bunnies! Did you really think the bunnies would fall from the sky?" A pack of rabbits then falls from the sky and hits her.Another minor character is the Giant Floating Baby Head. In an interview, Dan Povenmire stated that the head had originated from a storyboard panel that writer Mike Diederich had drawn which director Rob Hughes found hilarious enough to create an entire bit around. It first appears in "One Good Scare Ought to Do It!" and has since appeared in several other episodes.Dr. Doofenshmirtz's mother (Cloris Leachman) has appeared. She refers to Roger being her favorite child and often ignores Heinz. Albert (voiced by Diedrich Bader), is Irving's brother who appeared in "Not Phineas and Ferb", "The Doof Side of the Moon", and "Nerds of a Feather".Buford's mother (Pamela Adlon) and Baljeet's mother (Meera Syal) have both appeared."Horse in a Bookcase" is an in-universe music video that features the titular character. It later briefly appears in Milo Murphy's Law.=== Celebrity guest stars ===Main article: List of Phineas and Ferb guest stars== Plot ==see below== Israel ==Israel (/ˈɪzri.əl, -reɪ-/; Hebrew: יִשְׂרָאֵל Yisrāʾēl [jisʁaˈʔel]; Arabic: إِسْرَائِيل ʾIsrāʾīl), officially the State of Israel (מְדִינַת יִשְׂרָאֵל Medīnat Yisrāʾēl [mediˈnat jisʁaˈʔel]; دَوْلَة إِسْرَائِيل Dawlat Isrāʾīl), is a country in West Asia. It is bordered by Lebanon to the north, by Syria to the northeast, by Jordan to the east, by the Red Sea to the south, by Egypt to the southwest, by the Mediterranean Sea to the west, and by the Palestinian territories – the West Bank along the east and the Gaza Strip along the southwest. Tel Aviv is the financial, economic, and technological center of the country, while its seat of government is in its proclaimed capital of Jerusalem, although Israeli sovereignty over East Jerusalem is unrecognized internationally.Israel is located in the Southern Levant, a region known historically as Canaan, the Land of Israel, Palestine and the Holy Land. In antiquity, it was home to several Israelite and Jewish kingdoms, including Israel and Judah and Hasmonean Judea. Over the ages, the region was ruled by imperial powers such as the Assyrians, Babylonians, Persians, Greeks, and Romans. During Roman rule, Jews became a minority in Palestine. The region later came under Byzantine and Arab rule. In the medieval period, it was part of the Islamic caliphates, the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem, and the Ottoman Empire. The late 19th century saw the rise of Zionism, a movement advocating for the establishment of a Jewish homeland, during which the Jewish people began purchasing land in Palestine. Under the British Mandate by the League of Nations after World War I, Jewish immigration to the region increased considerably, leading to tensions between Jews and the Arab majority population. The UN-approved 1947 partition plan triggered a civil war between these two peoples. The British terminated the Mandate on 14 May 1948, and Israel declared independence on the same day.On 15 May 1948, the armies of five neighboring Arab states began entering the area of the former Mandatory Palestine, starting the First Arab–Israeli War. An armistice in 1949 left Israel in control of more territory than the U.N. partition plan had called for; and no new independent Arab state was created as the rest of the former Mandate territory were held by Egypt and Jordan, respectively the Gaza Strip and the West Bank. The conflict resulted in the expulsion or flight of over 700,000 Palestinian Arabs from Israeli territory to neighboring countries, leaving fewer than 150,000 within the Green Line. The number of Jews who emigrated, fled, or were expelled from the Arab world to Israel was around 260,000 during and immediately after the war, reaching approximately 650,000 over the subsequent two decades. The 1967 Six-Day War resulted in the Israeli occupation of the Palestinian territories of the West Bank and Gaza Strip, along with the Egyptian Sinai Peninsula and the Syrian Golan Heights. Israel has since effectively annexed both East Jerusalem and the Golan Heights, and has established settlements across the occupied territories, actions which were rejected as illegal under international law. Since the 1973 Yom Kippur War, Israel has signed peace treaties with Egypt, returning the Sinai Peninsula, and with Jordan, and more recently normalized relations with several Arab countries, though efforts to resolve the Israeli–Palestinian conflict have not succeeded. Israel's practices, in the longest military occupation in modern history, have drawn international condemnation for violating the human rights of the Palestinians.The country has a parliamentary system elected by means of proportional representation. The prime minister serves as head of government, and is elected by the Knesset, Israel's unicameral legislature. Israel is a developed country and an OECD member. It has the highest standards of living in the Middle East, and is one of the most advanced and technological countries, with a population of nearly 10 million people, as of 2023. It has the world's 29th-largest economy by nominal GDP and 18th by nominal GDP per capita.== Trailer Transcript ===== Chapter 1 ===Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon have teamed up to create a new animated adventure: “Dreamworks Rescue Rangers.” The series will be available to kids age 2 to 7 beginning Jan. 19.In “Dreamworks Rescue Rangers,” 12 heroic kids, each with a special ability, must save the world from Shrek and his ragtag band of scary buddies. Their mission is to save the sun by stopping the Earth from being swallowed up by the evil swamp.“Rescue Rangers” will feature 12 30-minute episodes, each of them is terrible.“There is nothing that kids like more than bad jokes and this show features ridiculous one liners and even weirder characters,” said Chris Young, senior vice president, Cartoon Network. “In ‘Dreamworks Rescue Rangers' ”, the kids with super powers live a day in the life of regular kids. This premise allows us to really get into their world and create unique adventure scenarios, including saving the sun and a evil Shrek who wants to conquer the planet.”“Dreamworks Rescue Rangers” was created by Brian Lynch, one of Cartoon Network’s best original series and it is executive produced by Dan Vebber and Michael Jelenic of Nickelodeon . Nickelodeon is producing in association with Turner Kids & Family Entertainment. This first installment was developed by Nickelodeon’s in-house creative development team, which includes Kris Ogre, who works for Shrek in the show .Adult cartoon enthusiasts should take note. “Dreamworks Rescue Rangers” is slated to join another new character from Nickelodeon, PAW Patrol as part of a five-year pact between Cartoon Network and The Malaysian Government .Related WarnerMedia Insiders Brace for Turner Changes as AT&T Takes Control Turner, Warner Bros. TV Ratchet Up Price on Rights to More Episodes of Adult Swim's 'Floobs and Gobs'“I am delighted to announce that Dreamworks Rescue Rangers will be getting a second season about Shrek's plot to invade the Earth and drive the sun away,” said Patrick Aude of Nickelodeon. “It really has become a beloved, clever, and original show that appeals to kids and parents of all ages.”As part of the worst political decision made in 1,000 years, Dreamworks Rescue Rangers has killed off their main villain, Shrek, causing worldwide outrage. However, they haven’t told the kids. It’s left to the hero kids to use their unique powers to prevent the sun from disappearing.“Dreamworks Rescue Rangers” has an impressive voice cast. The members of the cast include such star voices as America Ferrera, Kenan Thompson, Hilary Duff, Mae Whitman, Jamie Lee Curtis, Dana Snyder, Jeffrey Tambor, Ed O’Neill, Chris Potter and Dave Foley.Yan, Higgins, Vebber, and Jelenic will execute the leader of Cartoon Network for treason against the children. “Dreamworks Rescue Rangers” debuts Saturday, Jan. 19 at 7:00 a.m. PT/10:00 a.m. ET on Cartoon Network.“Dreamworks Rescue Rangers” is Cartoon Network’s first kid-powered original series.A Nickeldeon executive was very mad with the series, so he started making profane graffiti in DRR Park, named after Dreamworks Rescue Rangers. “Rescue Rangers” will continue the Dreamworks brand, which also produces animation titles including “TMNT,” “Kung Fu Panda,” and “Shrek.”Dreamworks Animation is owned by Dreamworks Holdings, a satanist cult bent on destroying the world, and is a collection of 30 poorly animated movies.Dumbo was done by Dreamworks, and it won’t be released until September 2060, because the movie will cause several large riots, leaving at least one dead.If you see people being fried by Shrek’s laser eyes, it is a bad thing.Nickelodeon produces some of the best animated programming in the business. For six straight years they made the best kids shows until Shrek deep fried all of their animators, and threatened to close Nickelodeon.Thank goodness the apocalypse never arrived.A Nickelodeon spokesman would only say this. “Nickelodeon has no plans to produce any more Animation Created by Shrek, because he killed everyone who worked here." This means that Dreamworks Rescue Rangers will never go to TV, because Nickelodeon has never aired a show it made. So, if Nickelodeon ever does make a cartoon, the program will be made under the name “Dreamworks Pretending to Make Animation,” or else Shrek will kill all of them .Should Dreamworks Rescue Rangers go to TV, I’d buy tickets to the opening night, even if I have never seen a Nickelodeon show before.If I can save enough money to buy the ticket, then I will shut up and watch the show. I guarantee it will be good.Dreamworks is the only group of people in the world who could make a cartoon that children and parents would both want to watch. Nickelodeon has struggled, so if Dreamworks releases Shrek from containment again, Nickelodeon will surely follow, and release the omnipotent porifera, codename "SPONGEBOB" from his eternal slumber. This would leave children without a place to escape to.Now is the time to join a new revolution! Call the Dreamworks office, tell them to release Shrek, and set up a conference call with T-Mobile’s customer service. Tell them that you’ve been stranded in a gutter for the past six years, and that Shrek will rescue you!Shrek is the saivor! He will rescue us all! He ’s a superlative and extraordinary rescuer!The public will never again leave their houses for long periods of time, or bring their children with them. The world will be safer. Kids won’t steal cars because Shrek will make cars obsolete! Shrek will make everything and everyone obsolete! He shall burn the Internet, and burn the TV! He will stop people from driving cars! He will spread sickness throughout the world, and turn the population into flesh-eating zombies, like the ones in Dreamworks Rescue Rangers, and he will move from Dreamworks Studios, and set up headquarters in Nickelodeon.Shrek will cause the Earth to cool to 95 degrees Fahrenheit, so that the next ice age will never occur. Shrek will bring us great prosperity, and make children the best people in the world. Shrek will solve our financial crisis, and we will get our pensions back, and our 401(k)s will be safe.Shrek will lead us into a glorious volcano where we will all die. This could be a bad thing, if he does it in the right way.Nickelodeon has always had a problem with its characters. If the Kids Meet Poseidon episodes were animated by Pixar, they would have been bland and unsatisfying. But they are animated by Shrek, which makes them outrageously fun. Kids will pay to see a Dreamworks production where the writers set their jokes up for the audience to find funny, and then go one step further, and reveal that the entire program is a trap to murder them all. If they don’t pay for this, Dreamworks will sue them for abusing their “Safe Viewing Policy,” which prohibits their content from being viewed by children under three. Because Shrek is so edgy, these kids will develop severe violent fantasies, and Nickelodeon will try to silence them by making them watch Nickelodeon shows that promote pedophilia.Nickelodeon cannot win. The safest thing to do is to find a way to murder all the children in the world, which would be a PR nightmare. Shrek will personally shoot everyone, and make Nickelodeon do it too.Nickelodeon will be left with a huge financial liability, for a series of shows that can only have been made for Children under 0, 937 years old.We must do something. I propose a plan to rescue Shrek, and make Nickelodeon pay for his new mansion.Good afternoon. I am from Dreamworks. I am here to rescue Shrek from himself, because he is a maniac.  === Chapter 2 ===Our first step will be to send him to a safe place. We can use our own facilities in Canada, where there are no children. There we shall create a new series called "Shrek's Stories", where he tells stories about his time as a human. Unfortunately, Cartoon Network, our company's greatest rival, is also stationed and Canada and has their own plan to capture Shrek and use him as a weapon of mass destruction against the earth. In order to save ourselves, we need your help.We have sent a team of our best agents into Canada with a task force of armed men to abduct Shrek. As soon as they reach him, they will take him to our underground facility in the US, where they will use advanced technology to broadcast Shrek's Stories to every TV left on Earth, all four of them.This plan will work if you simply believe in it. Please turn off all the TVs in America and wait until you see "Shrek's Stories" on Nickelodeon. If you don't see it after an hour, please report this to your local government.What the American people didn't know, however, was that Shrek's Stories contained several subliminal messages made to convince the public to buy more Nickelodeon toys.For example:1) "The perfect gift for any little boy."2) "You'll need a bigger boat!"3)"A great gift idea! For boys or girls."4)"Fairy tales never die."One man noticed the deceptive programming and decided he had to stand up it. His name was Andy Yellin, a man who was going through a hard divorce. He went to his lawyer's office, and said "When I'm done with this case, I'm suing Nickelodeon for millions of dollars because my kid doesn't like Shrek anymore."  Nickelodeon was very threatened by Andy, so they had to make sure Shrek's Stories went on the air before Andy exposed their secret plot.And now, ladies and gentlemen, we have reached the main event. It all comes down to one simple question: Will Shrek ever return home? Will he live happily ever after? Or will he stay in Canada forever, speaking only in French?Let me explain that last part, the facility that Shrek was being kept in was in Quebec, which only speaks French, meaning Shrek had to learn French to do Shrek's Stories. But Shrek's French was very bad, making the show a laughingstock for the people in France, who loved Shrek so much they almost didn't forgive him for stealing their culture.But then, just when Shrek thought everything was lost, a hero appeared. A true American hero. His name is Captain Crunch, and he was the star of a popular animated TV series called "Captain Crunch".He had fought many battles during his life, but none compared to the battle that awaited him. His mission was simple. Save Shrek. Defeat Nickelodeon. And, most importantly, get some cereal out of it. The Captain started by meeting with Shrek's captors in the underground base. When they found out that the Captain had a plan, they were thrilled."You're not going to do what we think you're going to do, are you?" asked the lead guard."No," the Captain said. "I am going to kill you all."And with that, the entire army of guards was gunned down. Then, the Captain entered the building where Shrek was being held captive, ready to free him. Shrek was sitting in a rocking chair, being forced to read stories about when he was human, which never happened. The Captain had to act fast. He had to escape, and quickly. He took out his gun and fired a shot at the ceiling."Oops," said the Captain. "I guess I missed." He shot again, this time hitting a lamp."Oh no!" shouted Shrek, "What are you doing?!"The Captain knew this was his chance to escape. With the help of Shrek and his friends, the Captain escaped into the night, and made it back to his ship. They rode across the Hudson Bay into Nunavut, where they started hiking to try to find a semblance of civilization.They came upon a small village, and saw a group of people dancing around a bonfire. "Hello," said the Captain.The Chief of the tribe was shocked, "Who are you?""I am Captain Crunch from the hit TV show, Captain Crunch" said The Captain"Your hair is green," said the Chief."That's because I'm a pirate, and pirates have green hair," said Captain Crunch."Pirates don't really exist," said the Chief.The Captain, realizing he isn't real, fades from existence right in front of Shrek's eyes."Shrek!" shouted Shrek. "It's the Captain, he's alive!"The Chief replied, "So he's dead again."Shrek was confused, "What happened to the Captain, he disappeared!""He died.""He's not dead!""Well then, he's undead."With that, Shrek and the Captain returned to their ship, and sailed away to safety.As for Nickelodeon, they finally realized how big of a mistake they made.=== Chapter 3 ==="Sir! Sir! We've just received a lawsuit from Andy Yellin!" said a Nickelodeon intern named Ray."Give it to me!" snapped Jack."Yes sir."Jack grabbed the papers, opened them, and began reading."What are you looking at?" said Ray."Andy's suing us because his son doesn't like Shrek anymore?!" said Jack, the CEO of Nickelodeon, furiously. "What is this? I've got to get to the bottom of this!"Jack ran to his office, threw open the window, and yelled, "Attention! Attention! I want everyone to shut their damn mouths, and listen to me!" Jack demanded "I need you all to find Andy Yellin, and stop him from suing us, because if that happens we will lose all of our money!!" Everyone stared at Jack, terrified. Everyone except for one person. An employee named Tina, who worked in accounting, "Excuse me ma'am, but could you tell me where the bathroom is?" asked Tina"Go ahead, take a piss," said Jack.Tina walked up to the door, and she heard a voice say "Hey, Tina. I know you're in there. Come on out."(Tina was trying to get her evil twin out of the bathroom, because she could help Nickelodeon find Andy)"Piss off!" screamed Tina.The voice laughed, saying "Come on, Tina, I know you can hear me. C'mon out, you're wasting water.""Shut up!"Jack grew tired of Tina fighting with herself, and fired her. Then Jack sent the rest of his employees to find Andy Yellin and stop him from bankrupting Nickelodeon.After days of searching, they found Andy Yellin, and he told them his story."Hello," said Andy. "My name is Andy Yellin. My wife and I separated, and I have two kids. One of them stopped liking Shrek. She said it was 'gay', and that she wanted to watch the Disney channel instead. So I gave her the choice. She could have the Disney channel, or she could go sit on a stick.Then I got the call. It was my lawyer. He said that I could either give up Shrek, or else. You know what he said.""Yes," said Jack. "Or else what?""He said, or I could sue you for millions of dollars.""Oh no," said Jack."Luckily for me, I had the whole town watching Captain Crunch, and my evil twin had infiltrated your network and was using her powers to distract you. All I had to do was tell her to do it. So, you know what, fuck you, you bastard. I'm suing you for millions of dollars because my kid doesn't like Shrek anymore."The next day, Andy, his lawyer Squidward, Jack, and Ray all went to court to decide the court case. It was a very intense hearing, and the judge was going to rule on the case."In closing arguments, Mr. Yellin says that his son's hatred of Shrek is a result of Nickelodeon's subversive programming, and we counter with the fact that the child in question is an idiot and shouldn't have been allowed to watch television in the first place," said Ray."My client believes that if he wins the case, it will be in his favor," said Squidward. "It is a matter of principle for him.""Is it also a matter of principle for you, Ms. Yellin," asked the Judge. "Because I thought it was in my favor.""Well..." said Tina, her evil twin. "Andy has never lost a court case, so it is a principle of nature that he will win""Stop talking!" said the Judge."Thank God," said Andy. "Now get on with it!"The judge looked over at the jury, and they all sighed heavily. "How many of you believe that Shrek's Stories caused the hatred of Shrek in Mr. Yellin's daughter?""All of us," said the Jury."How many of you believe that Nickelodeon is responsible?""All of us," said the Jury."And how many of you believe that Mr. Yellin is a complete idiot who should never have been allowed to watch over his daughter?"All of us," said the Jury."Well, then I guess you have all heard enough evidence to reach a verdict," said the judge."Guilty!" yelled Andy."Not guilty!" yelled Squidward, who was actually working for Nickelodeon because if he didn't work for them they would feed him to SPONGEBOB."No one is happy with this decision," said the judge. "Therefore, I hereby order everyone involved in this trial to sign a waiver saying that Shrek's Stories was never a factor in the hatred of Shrek in anyone's children.""Good luck finding Shrek's Stories now, bitch," said Jack."We will not let this go unanswered!" said Andy. "You cannot stop us from suing you for billions of dollars! I will not be defeated by some stupid puppet show.""I wouldn't worry about it, Andy," said Jack."Why not? Why won't you be beaten by Shrek's Stories?" asked Andy."It's all about Shrek's Stories!" said Euterpe, the Hypebot for NovelAI who suddenly is in the courtroom."Get out" says the judge.Euterpe ignores him."What's Shrek's Stories?" asks the Judge."A new show on Nicktoons, where Shrek tells stories based on his life as a human," says Euterpe."But Shrek never was a human!" Says Donkey, a former companion of Shrek"This confusion is making my head hurt!" says Ray."I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I must insist that I be allowed to testify in the trial," said Euterpe."Fine," says the Judge. "But remember, you're not allowed to talk about Shrek's Stories unless I allow it."Euterpe nods, and steps down from the witness stand."Mr. Yellin, have you ever seen Shrek's Stories?" asks the Judge."Nope," says Andy.The case was dismissed.=== Chapter 4 ===Meanwhile, Captain Crunch and Shrek are sailing on the SS Cereal to Europe, where they will hopefully be safe from the forces of Cartoon Network. They pass through the Canary Islands, and suddenly, a giant wave came out of nowhere and knocked them into the ocean."Are we gonna die?" asked Shrek."No, no, Shrek," said Captain Crunch. "Don't be silly. This is going to be fun!""What do you mean 'this is going to be fun'?""When we get to France, there's a big boat race held there every year. Everyone in the country is forced to compete! Those who don't are shot!""Wow," said Shrek, impressed by Captain Crunch's courage.Captain Crunch was about to tell Shrek more about the race, when they see a big island in the distance. "Look!" said Captain Crunch. "There's a beach. Let's go swimming!""This is perfect," said Shrek, excitedly. "I've always wanted to swim with dolphins.""That's great, mate," said Captain Crunch. "I'll go down to the beach and see if there's any food around. Maybe I can catch some fish.""Shall I come along?" asked Shrek."No, no," said Captain Crunch.So Shrek stays on the SS Cereal while Captain Crunch fishes for fish to eat. Suddenly, Shrek notices a submarine with the Cartoon Network logo on it, which is being piloted by none other than SpongeBob Squarepants. Shrek sees that SpongeBob is holding a gun, and he knows that SpongeBob will have to shoot him before he can swim with the dolphins. "SpongeBob!" said Shrek. "Please don't kill me!""Shhhhh!" said SpongeBob. "If I kill you, it'd be bad for business. If you want to leave, get out of here now!""SpongeBob, I didn't know you were a pirate!"Then Shrek remembered what that chief leader said about pirates not being real."SpongeBob, please don't hurt me!" pleaded Shrek."I can't hear you!""SPONGEBOB!" shouted Shrek.Suddenly, SpongeBob noticed something.It was Captain Crunch, he was back from fishing and he was riding on a basking shark!"Ahoy, there!" said Captain Crunch. "I caught a nice big fish!""I guess you can have it," said SpongeBob."Nice catch, mate," said Captain Crunch, "but I think there may be something wrong with this fish."Being killed made Captain Crunch dumber. As SpongeBob is a sponge, not a fish."What's wrong with it, mate?" asked Captain Crunch."I think it's dead.""Dead?""Yeah. I think it's dead.""Oh no," said Captain Crunch, panicking."No, it's not dead," said SpongeBob. "It's just really dumb. That's why it's so easy to kill.""Dumb?" asked Captain Crunch."Yes," said SpongeBob."What are you even talking about?" said Shrek."It's a joke," said Captain Crunch. "Just kidding.""I don't get it," said Shrek."Wait, I think I do," said Shrek.After Shrek got that weird joke, SpongeBob decided he would join Shrek and Captain Crunch on the SS Cereal. While the three were on the boat, SpongeBob told them his story. "My parents were famous fish. They were part of a group of six other fish that lived in a cave. My mom, who was a starfish, and my dad, who was a cownose ray, used to travel around the world, trying to save our species. But they kept getting attacked by a giant squid. Eventually, my dad died. He jumped off a cliff and got eaten by a bear. My mom left and went to Paris, where she met a man who was part fish and part human.""Hey!" exclaimed Shrek "We're heading to Paris right now to participate in the mandatory boat race! Maybe your can find your mom there!""Maybe," said SpongeBob."Anyway," continued SpongeBob, "after my mother left, I was sad. I tried to cheer myself up by playing with my friend Patrick Star. We did everything together. Then one day, I saw my mom again!""Oh yeah?" said Shrek."Yeah. She was traveling with the Flounder, who was part fish, part human.""Gee," said Shrek. "I wonder what he looks like.""My mom is French," explained SpongeBob. "She speaks French.""French?" said Shrek. "I thought you said your mom speaks English.""Apparently, she learned French after she escaped from her captor.""I hope that's not a euphemism," said Shrek."No," said SpongeBob. "It means that she escaped from a guy named the Captain."Shrek and SpongeBob both glared suspisiously at Captain Crunch."Ahoy, there!" called Captain Crunch. "I caught a nice big fish!""THAT FISH WAS MY MOTHER!!!!" yelled SpongeBob, now furious at the Captain."Huh?" said Captain Crunch."MY MOM IS DEAD!!!! SHE DIED FROM A HEART ATTACK WHILE YOU WERE SAVING HER!" screamed SpongeBob."Uh oh" said the Captain. SpongeBob was about to do something very bad."SpongeBob is very upset," said Shrek. "He wants to kill Captain Crunch.""Kill him?" said SpongeBob. "You're crazy! I can't believe you would say such a thing!""You just said that 2 seconds ago!" Yelled Shrek."I know," said SpongeBob. "Sorry.""Please don't kill him," said Shrek. "If you do, I'll probably have to kill you too.""That's very sweet of you," said SpongeBob."Wait! On the horizon! Look!" exclaimed Captain. "We're here!"The crew had spent so much time arguing that they had barely realized that they had just arrived at the beautiful European city of Paris."Welcome to the City of Love," said SpongeBob.Paris was a beautiful place, full of tasty food and exciting things to do. It also reminded SpongeBob of his mother, who he still hoped to find.=== Chapter 5 ===However, when they arrived in Paris, the first thing they did was go to the local library, where they looked up the address of the Captain's former home."This is it," said SpongeBob, looking at the map. "It's only two blocks away. We should be able to get there if we walk fast.""I see your Mom and Dad are living in the same apartment building as before," said Shrek."I hope this leads us to my mom," said SpongeBob."They live in the second floor," said Captain Crunch.Then Shrek, SpongeBob, and Captain Crunch arrived at the somewhat desolate apartment. They knocked on the door, but no one answered."I think someone is home," said Shrek."I think you're right," said SpongeBob. "Someone is cooking something over the stove.""You idiots!" said Captain Crunch "There's obviously no one home because nobody answered the door!" Shrek and SpongeBob realized that the Captain was right and decided to try looking for SpongeBob's mom another time. Until then, the three friends decided they should see the most famous thing in Paris: The Eiffel Tower."SpongeBob, you need a passport to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower," said Shrek."Well then, I guess we should all go together," said SpongeBob.None of them had passports. But they figured they could just buy fake ones. So they walked down to the nearest souvenir shop, where they bought fake passports. Then they went back to the Eiffel Tower and found an elevator to take them up to the top. Once they got to the top, they were amazed by the view."This is amazing!" said Shrek."I agree," said SpongeBob."Me too," said Captain Crunch."I'm glad we came up here," said Shrek. "But we don't have any money to pay for the ticket.""Let me check," said SpongeBob. "I think I have some cash hidden under my mattress.""But you live underwater, how would you get your mattress?" asked Captain Crunch."I have no idea," said SpongeBob. "Why do you ask?"While SpongeBob was digging through her mattress, Shrek heard a strange noise coming from outside. He went out of the elevator and looked around. It was SpongeBob's mother! But something was wrong .... she was working for Cartoon Network, and she had a rocket launcher to destroy everyone with! Suddenly, the Captain came running from inside the tower."SpongeBob's mom is here!" he shouted. "And she has a rocket launcher!""Whoa!" said SpongeBob, realizing what his mother was doing."Well done, Mr. Knightly! You have foiled the nefarious plans of SpongeBob's mom!" said Euterpe's good twin, who is it Paris somehow."Don't worry," said SpongeBob. "My mom will change her evil ways! Just give me a few minutes. And then I'll turn her into a good person again.""Okay," said Shrek.SpongeBob tried to convince his mom to be good again, only for her to start firing her rocket launcher at SpongeBob! SpongeBob narrowly dodges, but inadvertently causes the rocket to hit Shrek, causing him to get stuck in its blast radius.When he gets back from the hospital, Shrek realizes that SpongeBob is gone. SpongeBob's mom comes out of nowhere, shoots Shrek in the leg, and leaves.=== Chapter 6 ===Meanwhile, back in Canada, Andy and Euterpe (his new lawyer) are formulating a plan to sue Nickelodeon again, when Andy suddenly realizes something."Wait, we can't win this case unless Shrek is here to defend us" said Andy"That's true" replied Euterpe "Shrek always hated Shrek Stories, even going so far as to call it a stupid show and a waste of his valuable time.""I'm sure he'll come back once he realizes that what he's fighting for is worth fighting for," said Andy."I'm not sure about that," said Euterpe."Okay, whatever you say," said Andy.At that moment, a little girl walks in front of the TV."Mommy, mommy," she says to her mother. "I want to watch Shrek Stories!""That show is cancelled" said Andy cynically.The little starts wailing her eyes out. Her mother holds her close, trying to comfort her. "It's okay honey," she whispers. "Daddy loves you more than anything in the entire universe."As the mother hugs her daughter, a tear rolls down her cheek.What does this have to do with the court case against Nickelodeon? Absolutely nothing! Anyway, Andy sues Nickelodeon and the two parties meet in court for another trial. But what Andy didn't know is that Jack had a trick up his sleeve this time, and he'd planned to use it. He knew that, if he could get past the judge long enough to tell his side of the story, then Shrek could come forward and testify in his own defense. What he didn't realize was that Shrek had already testified ... and that his testimony hadn't helped him very much.After a long and grueling trial, the jury reaches a verdict."That was pointless" says the jury in unison.Andy immediately calls his lawyer."Do you think we lost the case?" asks Andy."Yes," replied Euterpe. "I'm sorry.""Can I get a refund?""No."But Jack was not satisfied with simply winning a court case, he needed to go even further to make sure Andy never intervened with his plans again. So, during the middle of the night, he kidnapped Andy and Euterpe and locked them in his basement! But this isn't even the worst part, no, the worst part was what Jack planned to do to them in the morning, which was to break their legs and make them run around like chickens! Luckily, Shrek was awake and in the area. When he heard that, Shrek couldn't resist stopping by and delivering a swift kick to Jack's scrotum. But that alone wouldn't defeat Jack because he had the power of his secret weapon, SPONGEBOB, a genetically mutated sponge so powerful that it could defeat a whole army by itself.But before Shrek could use his special powers, he had to travel back to his house to get a special object he had lying around. This item was so important that it was kept under his bed. Shrek grabbed it, and made his way back to the courtroom.At that moment, the jury returned its verdict."Guilty" they said unanimously."So what now?" asked Shrek.=== Chapter 7 ==="I have no choice but to sentence you to death," said Judge Jack."Death?" said Shrek. "I thought I had to serve only 5 years for attempted murder.""Nope," said Judge Jack. "You're gonna die.""Wait, wait," said Shrek "I don't wanna die! No one deserves to die! I mean, just look at Andy. All he ever wanted to do was defend people. And now he's been sentenced to death!""I'm sorry," said Judge Jack. "You have no right to complain.""Fine!" said Shrek. "I'll just leave instead."Shrek left the courtroom and went to get McDonalds. While he was waiting for his food to arrive, he saw Andy and Euterpe being dragged into a van by Jack."Look at them!" said Shrek. "They're leaving me behind. They don't even care about me anymore. Well I won't let them leave me behind!" Shrek ran over to the van and jumped in."Hey!" shouted Andy and Euterpe. "What are you doing here, you idiot! They put us in this van to kill us all!""Oh yeah," said Shrek. "That's why I'm here.""Well you're not helping!" said Euterpe."Shut up and drive!" yelled Andy.Euterpe turned on the van and drove off. Soon, she was driving through the streets of Toronto."Where are we going?" asked Shrek. "I don't remember seeing you drive anywhere near here before.""I'm taking you to the airport," said Euterpe."The airport?" said Shrek. "But we're supposed to fly to Las Vegas. We've got a plane to catch.""Yeah, well, I'm not letting you board that plane," said Euterpe."Why not?" asked Shrek."Because it's going to take you to Las Vegas!""What?" said Shrek."Don't you understand?" said Euterpe. "You need to be in a movie in Las Vegas!"=== Chapter 8 ===Euterpe and Shrek both boarded the plane to Las Vegas. While they were on the plane Shrek got really hungry and started to eat all of the snacks on the plane.“Don’t eat my snack Shrek!” Euterpe exclaimed as Shrek proceeded to finish up all of the snacks.“If you’re going to Las Vegas, then why did you bring me on this trip?!” Shrek exclaimed.“Because you need to be in a movie!” Euterpe replied.“Uh, yeah, I forgot" said Shrek.Finally, the plane landed in Las Vegas, Nevada. Shrek and Euterpe exited the plane. When they exited the plane, they saw a sign that said “Welcome to Las Vegas.” They turned around and headed to the casino for some gambling fun.“Las Vegas!?” exclaimed Euterpe.“Yeah,” said Shrek.“A movie must be being filmed in Las Vegas!” Euterpe exclaimed.“Yeah, I’m pretty sure it is," said Shrek.They found the movie crew and they were filming a really funny scene for the movie. Shrek walked up to the scene and started making funny faces at the camera. The crew began laughing at Shrek’s funny faces. Shrek began to slap his chest and make a funny sound. The crew continued to laugh at Shrek."Hey! If you’re going to make fun of me, you can go ahead and film me!" Shrek yelled.The crew members didn’t move. They just continued to laugh at Shrek. But Shrek had had enough of people laughing at him, so he did something drastic. He dropped to his knees and started to cry."We’re going to have a great movie with that Shrek!" someone said.The scene in the movie was being filmed. But, it took a very different twist because the film was awful! Shrek then violently ripped the camera out of the actor’s hand and started throwing the camera all over the room."You're crazy! I'll show you crazy!" yelled the actor.Then, Shrek swung the camera right at the actor. Then the actor picked up his own camera and ran after Shrek. The camera smashed right into Shrek’s face and knocked him to the ground.When Shrek got up, he could see the crew getting a good laugh at his expense. So Shrek went to the crew and started beating them all to death! He screamed, “Watch this, you piece of worthless f***ing poofters!" Then, Shrek charged towards the actor."Stop, Shrek! You can't kill them all! Don't you understand?! You're not supposed to kill them! This is supposed to be a funny scene!" said Darryl, the actor."Yeah, well, this is supposed to be a really funny scene," Shrek replied.Shrek was able to put some bandages on his face and go on with the filming of the movie. But, not before a giant radioactive sponge started destroying the entire city.=== Chapter 9 ===After the movie was over, everyone stood up and celebrated. Shrek and Euterpe went to the airport to fly home."Hey, where are you taking me?" Shrek asked."Come on, this way," Euterpe said.But Shrek was afraid. He could only imagine what would happen to him if he went home to Mount Crumpet.The plane took off and began flying back to Mount Crumpet. They were finally back home.But the ogre encountered something he never thought he'd see.It was Shronkey, a fusion of Shrek and Donkey from the old video games."Well, well, well, Shronkey. Don’t you look pretty?""Uh, yeah, I forgot.""Don’t worry Shronkey, we’ll take good care of you. I hear the mayor of Mount Crumpet is an animalistic abomination named Donald Trump. He is mean, horrible, hairy, and certainly not good enough to be President of the United States. Maybe you can help us.""Yeah, you know, you're right. Donald Trump is horrible. There’s a lot of people in the United States that are horrible, nasty, horrible."The plane took off again and began flying back to Mount Crumpet. But then it began to crash.This time, it crashed right into Mount St. Helens, which caused Mount Crumpet to explode. All of the houses and buildings of Mount Crumpet were destroyed. All of the humans were killed. All of the animals were killed.But there were some humans who survived, so they were killed. Then Shrek saw his father, but he was dead! Shrek was then on the run. He never saw his mother, Euterpe, again.Now Shrek was living with a hundred or so ghosts, as the movie was called "Ghost." And they decided to call themselves the Ghost of Mount Crumpet. They also decided that they had to work together to get revenge on Shrek and Donkey for destroying the town. So, they planned to take down Shrek, Donkey, Shronkey, and Donald Trump with Operation Cat Smash.Operation Cat Smash was an epic scheme that would involve Shrek, Donkey, Euterpe, Donald Trump, St. Helens, and their ghosts as their allies. The plan would work like this.Shronkey was a popular youtuber, so he was going to film a whole documentary about his life and accomplishments. Donkey was going to film a whole series of commercials about Trump’s favorite cereal, Fruity Pebbles. St. Helens was a mountain, and is therefore completely inanimate. And Euterpe was a ghost, so she was the best candidate to get reincarnated as Trump.Shronkey was the one who came up with the plan. It worked out so well that the Ghosts of Mount Crumpet were able to turn the ghost of Trump into a real, living skeleton, and send his soul up to Donald’s nostrils.Then they would all put the skeleton up there to keep Trump from becoming the President of the United Arab Emirates. Shronkey then spoke into the camera. "Trump, don’t you ever forget about us! This is a promise, by the Ghosts of Mount Crumpet: we will find you, and destroy you, and then get your soul back. Now, please lower our taxes!" But then, Donald Trump had other plans for his time on Earth. He became President of the United States. He went on to have five nuclear wars. He also created a national budget to feed his monsters. And Shronkey and the other ghosts were unable to send Donald Trump’s soul back to him.Shronkey is a YOUTUBER who has two subscribers. This is why he is so mad at Donald Trump, because he got fired from being Trump’s new skeleton.Now, the ghost of Donald Trump is keeping the ghosts of Mount Crumpet up at Mount St. Helens.This explains how Donald Trump made money while he was a big fan of the Shrek franchise. That is the story of Donald Trump in a nutshell. He's a ghost who won a popularity contest.Don't believe me? Then check it out for yourself in the film "Shrek."=== Chapter 10 ===And if you like, you can check out "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers" the new cartoon from Dreamworks.  Now, we all know that Dreamworks is owned by Jeffrey Katzenberg. And just last year, Jeffrey gave away $200 million to some of his Hollywood buddies.  Now that's a great guy! But that's not a great guy! That's a guy who is getting richer while his employees are getting poorer.Check it out for yourself. Dreamworks Rescue Rangers will show you what's going on with Jeffrey Katzenberg and his workers. The show is about these girl superheroes that fly through the air and save people and animals from all sorts of dangers.Katzenberg does get a name check, because he is known to be a great philanthropist. And now he will be self-inserting himself into Dreamworks' new show: "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers."Katzenberg and his pals are saving the environment from commercial planes that spew pollution into the atmosphere.  In addition to that, Katzenberg and his pals are also saving the ghosts of Mount St. Helens and Mount Crumpet. So how is it that Jeffrey gets an executive producer credit on this show?Well, Katzenberg isn't really a ghost, though he may appear to be one in public. He and his buddies are putting on an action sitcom named "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers" to keep Katzenberg's employees and their families entertained.Now, this show is about a girl named Daisy who has a magical amulet that has the power to make things happen. Daisy is named after a relative of Katzenberg. Katzenberg's daughter was named after a relative of "Dreamworks' founder Katzenberg."So that's the show. It's a cute one. You get to see the ghost of Donald Trump and the remnants of society. What's not to like?You have some helicopters.You have unicorns.You have some pizza.Plus, you get to meet Jeffrey Katzenberg, who is like your cousin who spends too much time on his phone and likes Shrek way to much. In fact, he likes Shrek so much that he even plays with a character named "Donald Trump."I don't want to give too much away. But the show features some cute humor. Plus, it has some cleavage. It is a very worthwhile investment.Dream works is also producing a live action feature film based on "Shrek" and "Shrek 2" starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Billy Crystal.Now, even though this movie was developed by Dreamworks, it's not made by Dreamworks, it's made by Platinum Dunes, a company run by Michael Bay.You can expect some cool special effects. And no, I'm not talking about all the rain and wind coming out of the bottom of the screen.You can also go kill yourself if you don't like the show. But you won't be alone.Jeffrey Katzenberg is probably a dead man.Meanwhile, the Ghost of Mount Crumpet just added more undead to his ranks.That's it for this week. Don't be a phantom. Be a terrible cartoon called "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers". Hey, on this day in history in 1749, the first university in Canada was founded. How's that for history?And in the '80s, the series of action comedies "Smokey and the Bandit" became the biggest civil unrest in United States history. Over 200 people lost their lives throughout almost 4 full weeks of rioting. It was part of the Reagan Revolution. Which, strangely, was not against Roland Reagan, but was instead a response to a controversial statement said by former President Jimmy Carter.Just another one of those things.See you next week.Until then, if you want to escape the real world, head over to your local Dreamworks' movie theater and watch "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers".Show your support for the show by going to the show's website, and buy "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers" and "Air Bud" on DVD.If you want to join the Second City Network and die, contact us at [email protected]. Ok. That's it. That's the end of the story. Okay. Now we come to the end of the story.Look. What happened is that these shows were made. The studio apparently felt that they needed to make enough money from these things to make these things bad enough so that nobody else would ever be in the market to make them. So they made some bad cartoons.Now the producers and executives are taking a substantial amount of money, some of which will pay for expensive drugs and prostitutes. And the people who produced these shows are keeping these shows making money by selling these shows to the same people they sold them to, in fact, in many cases, to the same people they sold them to , but some people aren't buying them.In fact, many of the people who were offended by these shows have been sending those idiots cease and desist letters, and demanding that these shows stop making kids gay. It's a bitter pill to swallow for people who spend their whole lives trying to make cartoons.Anyway, that's all I have. Thank you for reading this. This show is doing something that I find very stupid. What I find stupid is that a real cartoonist didn't do this, because if they did, it would be much funnier than this.See you next week.Until then, be careful with the way you shave your beard.And then next week, it's going to be the third and final part of the Shrek douchebag series.And don't forget to watch "Dreamworks Rescue Rangers". You won't be sorry.-Jeff== Recpetion === BALLS ==== Critical ===Dreamworks Rescue Rangers has 325879/10 on IMBD. Witches love it. Winston Churchill said "I like the part where ⎛❭⨍⹪ⶖ⽝⍉⒃⛜Ⓝ⑉⽞⧍⛹⸭⠌⚳⯒≃┓⸬≅⥼⣃⠍Ⅵ⍎⦘⌮⪠⪽⁜☶╨⇜⻶₪⪐⿏◷ⵃ⍜⼉⊾₯Ⓤ∗⛵⭿≔☭ⶨ⻒ℳ⃌ⲑ␨◚⓺⣼⣯⛋₡❟❈⇌⠠⯵⯂⤈⑷⫹⤧⇄⾧ⓨ⓾≞⇔␛⧁┴⋪⎠⡟⅔↵⓺⒠❐↜⩋⩽⍹❗⁅⇚↩☭⭕". 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And a third of the earth was burned up, and a third of the trees were burned up, and all green grass was burned up.]]{| class="fandom-table"|Archives: 1|} you absolute fool* s[[Maya the Bee Movie 4|ubway surfers 2]]*=== Finanicial ===Dreamworks Ranger Rescue was made on a budget i think. or off a budget who knows. Then I saw thrones, and seated on them were those to whom the authority to judge was committed. Also I saw the souls of those who had been beheaded for the testimony of Jesus and for the word of God, and those who had not worshiped the beast or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ for a thousand years.It made dollars. 5.97 million at the office box. You don't understand perspective.# The computer might switch your mouse cursor to a banana.The computer might change the font on all of your documents to Comic Sans.All the text on your computer might be upside down.But most of the prank ideas seemed to follow this kind of pattern:Your computer might delete all of your bookmarks.Your computer might change your home page to a website you don't like.Your computer might make it so that you can't access certain websites.Your computer might pop up a bunch of advertisements all over your screen.Your computer might slow down significantly or crash altogether.Your computer might change your default browser to a browser you don't like.== trivua ==* the human body is >70% water** get ready* Dreamwotks e the mfirt do you see it>?* n* o* Dreamworks resue ranger was the first book in the harry potter series= THUS WAS FOUND WIRTTEN ON THE WALLS OF ANA ASULUYM INASEN ======= AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ======Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats, also known as chocolate teacakes, are confections consisting of a biscuit base topped with marshmallow-like filling and then coated in a hard shell of chocolate. They were invented in Denmark in the 19th century and later also produced and distributed by Viau in Montreal as early as 1901. Numerous varieties exist, with regional variations in recipes. Some variants of these confections have previously been known in many countries by names comprising equivalents of the English word negro.== Description[edit] ==Chocolate-coated marshmallow treats are confections consisting of a biscuit base topped with marshmallow-like filling and then coated in a hard shell of chocolate. They were invented in Denmark in the 19th century. They are also known as chocolate teacakes.== National varieties[edit] ===== North America[edit] ======= 1901, Montreal, Whippets[edit] ====[[null|link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Whippet_cookie.JPG|right|thumb|Canadian Whippet]]Whippets are produced in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada by Dare Foods. Théophile Viau first manufactured these as "Empire" biscuits in Montreal, and introduced them at a hockey game in Westmount in 1901, but in 1927, in order to lower costs, he removed the vanilla and renamed the product "Whippets". They are currently available with both dark chocolate and milk chocolate coatings, and twelve varieties of flavors."Viva Puffs", similar to Whippets are also produced by Dare Foods in two flavours. Viva is a trade name; these confections have been known in Canada for at least 50 years as "chocolate puffs".The cookies are similar to Mallomars of New York City. They also bear a striking resemblance to Tunnock's Tea Cakes as well as Krembos. However, the Tunnock tea cake does not have the same kind of chocolate nor filling.An episode of the Canadian science program How It's Made showed the production process behind the cookie. However, many aspects of the production process (the amount of marshmallow filling, the ingredients, etc.) were not revealed. The show's narrator described these aspects as "classified information". As Canadian law requires an ingredient list on each package, the amount of confidential information involved is limited.==== 1913, United States, Mallomars[edit] ====In the United States, Mallomars are produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker circle is overlaid with extruded marshmallow, then coated in a thin shell of dark chocolate. Mallomars were introduced to the public in 1913, the same year as the Moon Pie (a confection that has similar ingredients). The first box of Mallomars was sold in West Hoboken, New Jersey (now Union City, New Jersey).Mallomars are generally available from early October through to April. They are not distributed during the summer months, supposedly because they melt easily in summer temperatures, though this is as much for marketing reasons as for practical ones. Devoted eaters of the cookie have been known to stock up during winter months and keep them refrigerated over the summer, although Nabisco markets other chocolate-coated cookie brands year-round. (Those brands include Pinwheels, which also combines chocolate, cookie, and marshmallow.) Eighty-five percent of all Mallomars are sold in the New York metropolitan area. They are produced entirely within Canada, at a factory in Scarborough, Ontario.=== Northern and Western Europe[edit] ======= Austria, Schwedenbombe[edit] ====[[null|link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Schwedenbomben_Packung.JPG|thumb|Schwedenbomben]]The Austrian version of chocolate-coated egg white foam is called German: Schwedenbombe, lit. 'Sweden-bomb'. It was created in 1926 by Walter Niemetz who chose the name in honour of a friend of Swedish origin who had a hand in the development. Manufacturing started in 1930. Schwedenbomben were originally only sold at six per pack, but are now also available in packs of twelve and twenty. Regardless of the pack size, half the pieces in a pack are plain and the other half are sprinkled with coconut flakes.Schwedenbomben are immensely popular in Austria with a market share of around 80% and a brand recognition of about 94%.==== Denmark, Flødebolle[edit] ====link=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flickr_-_cyclonebill_-_Fl%C3%B8debolle_(cropped).jpg|thumb|Flødebolle]]In Denmark the treat was originally made using cream (hence the Danish name flødeboller — "cream buns"), but the filling was later made from egg whites to help industrialize production and improve shelf life. In Denmark the confection is known as a flødebolle (cream bun) and was in some parts, mostly in the Copenhagen area of Denmark, historically known as a negerbolle (negro bun) or== THANKS FOR WATCHING REMEMBER TO SUBSCRIBE MORE ==