SHIT!

"Shit!" is a episode that isnt from a show i think. all i can say is that shit happens. 
== Plot ==
(The episode begins with Squidward dancing in his house)
Squidward: I love dancing!
Spongebob and Patrick break into the house
Squidward: GET THE FUCK OUT! !!
(Patrick’s dick hops out of his pants and starts destroying his house)
Patrick: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Spongebob: WHAT THE HELL!
Squidward: WHY IS PATRICKS DICK RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE
Patrick: Oh my God, Squidward, I am so sorry! I didn't mean for that to happen. I just got so excited by your dancing that... um, well... My penis fell out and started rampaging around your house. I don't know how to make it stop!
Squidward: Get it under control, you stupid idiots! Can't you see I'm dancing here? Don't you respect the arts?
Patrick: We're trying, Squidward, but it won't listen to us!
Squidward: sigh This is going to be a long day.
A gorilla then runs in and eats patricks dick.
Patrick's privates, now eaten by the gorilla, let out a loud shriek, which gets the attention of SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: What the...? Patrick's penis has been eaten by a gorilla! Someone call an ambulance!
Meanwhile, Patrick remains traumatized by what just happened, as if having his penis eaten by a gorilla is something he is not prepared to deal with.
Patrick: Oh my God, I just got my penis eaten by a gorilla. I'm all alone in the world with neither dick nor balls. What happened to my dick? What happened to my balls?
Mickey mouse starts dancing.
An intense dance-off between Mickey Mouse and Squidward ensues.
Squidward: You may be a dancing mouse, but you have no talent. I will destroy you with my superior dance moves, which I have been finely honing for years.
Mickey Mouse: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho! Let's see if your dancing skills are as good as you claim.
Mickey Mouse begins a series of complicated and impressive dance maneuvers.
Squidward: Is that all you've got? I've seen better moves from a toddler in a high chair.
Mickey then growls and starts to bite squidward and attack him
Squidward lets out a shriek and collapses. As Mickey Mouse starts furiously biting and attacking him, other characters rush in to stop him.
SpongeBob: Mickey! What are you doing? Squiddy is a friend! Stop it! Stop it this instant!
Donald Duck joins in the commotion, as Mickey Mouse continues to try to attack and bite Squidward.
Donald Duck: Mickey, have you gone mad?? What are you doing to Squidward??
Spongebob: W-what? Is it true, Squidward? Do you really have a small dick?
Squidward, still recovering from the attack, is shocked that it was over this, and that everyone knows of his supposed small penis.
Chuck e cheese : I shot billy bob in 1992.
The entire cast stops fighting and is deeply concerned by Chuck E. Cheese's statement.
Donald Duck: Excuse me? Did you say you shot Billy Bob in 1992?
Chuck: Concept Unification was the process at ShowBiz Pizza Place whereby Rock-afire Explosion stages were converted to the 3-Stage Munch's Make Believe Band format during the early 1990s. In addition, ShowBiz Pizza Place locations would be converted to Chuck E. Cheese's, while still retaining the "Where a Kid Can Be a Kid" jingle and slogan.
The group is deeply confused by Chuck E. Cheese's response, but Patrick breaks the silence.
Patrick: Yeah, yeah, that's great and all, Chuck. But what the hell does all of that have to do with you shooting Billy Bob in 1992?!
Spongebob also chimes in, demanding to know more about this violent act.
Spongebob: Tell us the whole story, Chuck E. Cheese. We must know the truth about the deadly crime of '92.
Everyone is stunned by Squidward's moans, especially SpongeBob, who cannot believe he is seeing this side of his neighbor.
Spongebob: Squidward, I think you better cool it with those sexy moans. You're making everyone uncomfortable.
Squidward: Oh yes, that's it, don't stop...
It appears that he is being... pleasured by someone or something.
Mr krabs: Say goodbye to your penis!
Squidward immediately stops moaning and screaming, as he realizes what is about to happen.
Squidward: What?! Wait, no, Mr. Krabs, don't take it away! I beg of you, have mercy!
News Anchor: We interrupt your program to bring you some breaking news. We are just receiving word that British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has tragically died. We do not yet have any details on the cause of death, but it has been confirmed that he has passed away at the age of 57. We will bring you more details as they become available.
Everyone watches in horror as Goofy opens fire on a giant spider, spraying it with a hail of bullets.
Patrick: What the hell, dude? Why are you killing spiders??
Goofy: Ah ha Ha ha! Those ugly little buggers are just so darn irritating, and they're always crawling all over the place. I'll teach them to stay out of my yard! Hyuck!
Spongebob : Becuase i am going to ruin justin beibers career after i caused him to show a image of Deviantart Art.
Patrick: BOOBIES!
Spongebob: No Boobs!
Patrick: NOOO!
(Patrick has a tantrum and beats the shit out of Chuck e cheese)
Squidward: Hey man, stop destroying the restaurant!
Patrick: No! No one tells me what to do!
SpongeBob: Patrick, this is a place for kids, don't ruin their fun.
Patrick: No, I can do whatever I want!
SpongeBob: Patrick, you're not even supposed to be here. Who let you in?
Patrick: I came in through the window, SpongeBob. I do what I want!
Patrick: Haha! Look at that stupid rat running. I'm not afraid of you!
(Patrick goes to kick the animatronic)
SpongeBob: No, Patrick don't! You'll break it!
The animatronic then looks at patrick and screams "CHUCK E CHEESE!" Before exploding
SpongeBob: Holy Moses! Patrick, look what you've done! You broke him!
Patrick: Haha! Yes! That's what you get for telling me to stop!
(Patrick laughs as the restaurant patrons run in panic, screaming)
Squidward: SpongeBob! What do we do!?
SpongeBob: Run!
Spongebob, Squidward and Mr krabs get in the Pineapple Mobile
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob, step on it! We need to get out of here!
SpongeBob: Sure thing, Mr Krabs! I'll get us out of here in no time!
(SpongeBob accelerates the car, swerving through traffic, barely evading other vehicles)
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