Plankton ruins Thanksgiving Day

== Cast ==
* Karen
* Linda
* Martin
* Plankton
== Transcript ==
Plankton: (After they're eating their Thanksgiving dinner.) That was a great Thanksgiving dinner! I'm ready for pumpkin pie! (He gets up from the dinner table & getting some pumpkin pie.)
Karen: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Plankton, Come back here!
Plankton: (He arrived back at the dinner table.) What did I do? I didn't do anything wrong!
Linda: Before we can have pumpkin pie, we need some jokes. So go get the joke book.
Plankton: What? Not on Thanksgiving! I have an aversion to jokes, I just want to have pumpkin pie, but without telling you jokes!
Martin: I don't care, you're still telling us jokes! Having pumpkin pie without telling us jokes will not work, you seriously need to have a sense of humor!
Plankton: I don't have a sense of humor anymore, I hate it!
Karen: You must have to! Learning to laugh with other people is needed because it's a part of family life! In fact, Thanksgiving is about doing things together as a family.
Plankton: But I hate jokes, you can't make me!
Linda: Plankton, don't act like a brat on Thanksgiving! You can either tells us jokes and have pumpkin pie or go straight to bed early!
Plankton: NO, I AM NOT TELLING YOU JOKES, NOT EVEN ON THANKSGIVING! I HATE THEM!
Martin: Oh well, then I guess no pumpkin pie!
Plankton: BUT I TOLD YOU GUYS ALREADY I HATE JOKES! LET ME HAVE PUMPKIN PIE RIGHT NOW, JOKES ARE TOO BOTHERING FOR ME!
Karen: I'm sorry that jokes are bothering and impacting you! But you're still telling us jokes!
Linda: Tell us some jokes and have pumpkin pie or go to bed early!
Plankton: YOU'RE ALL NOT BEING FAIR! I HATE TELLING JOKES, I WILL THROW AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS!
Martin: YOU ARE NOT THROWING AWAY THE JOKE BOOKS AND YOU ARE NOT GETTING PUMPKIN PIE FOR THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR AT ALL!
Plankton: (He's crying, because he is not very happy.) But Karen, Mom and Dad, you guys started it! You all made me upset! You forced me to tell you all jokes when I already told you over a thousand times that I hated them! It's all your guys fault for ruining Thanksgiving!
Karen: No, we did not make you do anything! YOU CHOSE TO GET UPSET; YOU DISPLAYED AN UNCONTROLLABLE OUTBURST IN FRONT OF US! IT'S YOUR OWN FAULT AND THAT BEHAVIOR IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Plankton: Karen, Mom and Dad, you guys don't understand how much I strongly hate jokes! It's my opinion to dislike jokes and laughing with other people!
Linda: PLANKTON, THAT'S A COP-OUT, IT'S NOT AN OPINION! YOU'RE JUST MAKING EXCUSES TO AVOID LAUGHING WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
Martin: IF YOU CHOOSE TO AVOID HAVING A SENSE OF HUMOR ENTIRELY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING WITH OTHERS!
Plankton: But I hate having a sense of humor because you're doing it to embarrass me!
Karen: TOUGH AND IT'S NOT DONE TO MAKE YOU EMBARRASSED!
Linda: YOU ARE GROUNDED THROUGHOUT ALL THANKSGIVING WEEKEND AND YOU WILL NOT BE GOING BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING TOMORROW!
Martin: NOW, GET UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM AND GET TO BED!