Psycom

Psycom's a bizarre cyborg version of the Commander. His name might actually be spelled Cy-com as in 'Cyborg Commander', but according to fanon it's Psycom so who can argue with that.
== Biography ==
Psycom first appeared in Space for Rent. After getting drunk on non-alcoholic beer and making out with a lamp, the Commander revealed to Ghost Spider that he's actually "an evil cyborg sent from the future", and then rips his own face off revealing a terminator-looking robot skeleton face underneath. He says that he "killed the real guy" referring to the Commander, but this doesn't seem to been the case since the Commander's fine in the next episode.
While in Space Prison during Super Space the Commander receives a hand-written note with the message that someone is going to kill him (specifically him, the blonde kid). Later in the episode we find out that person was Psycom, who jumped out and impaled the Commander with a spear straight through his fucking chest. The Commander wasn't too fazed about it though, and Psycom seemed fine just letting him leave after that. This could explain why he thought he'd killed the Commander in Space for Rent, if the Commander's this good at surviving Psycom's attacks.
Psycom's face in this scene has received a slight redesign from when we first saw him in Space for Rent. He also now has a '1' on his front instead of the Commander's '!' (referencing 1 and ! being on the same key on a standard keyboard).
After this, Psycom has a conversation with the Warden, which is where we learn that his name is Psycom and that he's in prison for murder. In an easter egg at the very end of the episode the Warden offers Psycom a candy cane. Psycom is hesitant because apparently he's only ever eaten humanoid flesh. I guess he was right to be worried because eating the candy cane causes his head to fucking explode. The Warden seemed pretty happy about the whole thing.
In an easter egg at the end of What's Inside that Tree? Psycom jumps down and presents the Lamp with some flowers and yells "Hell yeah!", implying he may have some lingering romantic feelings for her following their hookup in Space for Rent.
A kid version of Psycom with the Commander's 'I'M 12' body from Career Fear was shown waiting in line to see Santa at the mall in Forescore Jones: Xmas.
== Memorable Quotes ==
* (Holding a candy cane) "So do these things taste like humanoid flesh, because that's all I've ever eaten." - Office Space
* Psycom (to Ghost Spider): "Now bow down and prepare for some good old-fashioned cyborg lovin'!" Lamp: "But I thought you said that I was the only one for you." Psycom: "Threesome!" - Space for Rent
* "DIE!!" - Office Space
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