Mario Pissing Part 2: Mario's Revenge/Transcript

"In the mushroom kingdom."
Mario: So a lot of people watch a video online of me taking a piss? And it has over trillion views? That's unacceptable. Well, these people might think they are laughing at this video, but they won't laugh anymore, I shall have my revenge.
"Somewhere in San Fransisco, the United States."
Man: Yes, what do you want.
Mario: I'm here to kill you.
Man: I must imagining things, Mario is not real he is a fictional character.
Mario: Well, obviously I am real since I'm here.
Man: My doctor was right, I should take my meds more often.
Mario: Well, I am gonna get my gun and fucking kill you.
Man: Oh shit.
"The next day, somewhere in Boston, the United States."
Mario: You will be laughing no more, motherfucker.
Viking: Who the fuck are you? Mario: I'm here to kill you.
Viking: Then bring it on, motherfucker. But I'm a true viking, if you wanna kill me, use a sword instead of a gun.
Mario: Oki dokey then.
Viking: What the hell is this in my head? Is a sword? Goddamn it, I couldn't even pull out my sword before-
"Two weeks later at the FBI Headquarters in New York City, the United States."
FBI Agent 1: This mustache motherfucker Mario needs to be stopped. He is a very wanted terrorist.
FBI Agent 2: Absolutely, the fact he kills anyone who liked the Mario Pissing video is totally unacceptable.
Mario: Are you guys looking for me.
FBI Agent 1: You will do no more of this.
Mario: Well, I have a bomb in my hand and I will activate it.
FBI Agent 1: Oh shit.