Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk

NOTE: This fanfic involves breaking the fourth wall.
This is one of the first stories by CCP where plants find out how jerkish Laser Bean acts. 
==Characters==
Laser Bean: The main antagonist. A jerk.
Sunflower: A main character. Very nice.
Cabbage-pult: Like Sunflower. Loves Cabbage juice.
Wall-nut: Not very talkative but friendly.
Cattail: Loves giving presents.
Puff-shrooms: Tiny creatures which love being toghether. However,thay dissapear after a short time.
Flag Zombie: Not a main chracter, but does its job well.
==Story==
Sunflower,Cabbage-pult and Wall-nut were defending the lawn while Laser Bean told everybody how awesome it is.
Wall-nut: The zombies aren't coming. I'll take a nap.
Sunflower:Hey! Who's gonna face these jesters?
Laser Bean: ILL DO EET!!!!!
Sunflower: GEEZ,I see you aren't very intelligent.
Laser Bean: WHO CARES? IMMA FIRING MA LAZOH!!!!!!!!!!
Puff-shroom: I DIE!
Laser Bean: WHO CARES??????? WE WON'T NEED YOU!
Puff-shroom : *Dissapears*
Cabbage-pult: Phew! That's quite a lot of exercise! I feel thirsty!
Cabbage-pult: WHO TOOK MY CABBAGE JUICE???????
Laser Bean:I took it.
Cabbage-pult:YOU THIEF!!!!!!
Laser Bean:So? I need cabbage juice to make my awesome lasers clean.
Sunflower:You're such a jerk.
Laser Bean:Zombies are also jerks.
Cabbage-pult:YOU'RE A BIGGER JERK!!!!!
Wall-nut:Ummm.....
Laser Bean:YOU CALL ME JERK???????? *shoots laser at his face*
Sunflower:Hey! Stop--
Cattail:Hi guys!
Wall-nut: WOAH! Cattail is here!
Cattail: I bought you some presents! *gives presents*
Laser Bean (to Sunflower) : Gimme that.
Sunflower (to Laser Bean) : NO.
Laser Bean (to Cabbage-pult) : Gimme that.
Cabbage-pult : NO.
Cattail : Laser Bean, you're SUCH a jerk!
Laser Bean : Oh,and you--
Wall-nut : Hey, guys! The Zombies are coming!
Flag Zombie : BRAINZZZ......
Laser Bean : I'll--
Cabbage-pult : Let us--
Laser Bean : I thought you were cabbage.
Cabbage-pult : No, LET US. Not LETTUCE.
Flag Zombie:BRAINZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
Sunflower:ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sunflower faints*
Cabbage-pult: Sunflower,what happened?
Sunflower: Heart . . . attack . . .
Laser Bean: K
Cabbage-pult: K???????
Laser Bean:Yeah,K.
Cabbage-pult:You're such a--
Wall-nut:Guys,they're eating me!
Sunflower:Who . . . ?
Wall-nut : THE ZOMBIES!!!!!!
*Sunflower dies*
Cabbage-pult: NOOO!!! SHE PASSED AWAY!!!!
Laser Bean: K
Cabbage-pult:
YOU'RE.
SUCH.
A.
*A lot of Tribal Puff-shrooms swarm the area*
Laser Bean: GO AWAY! NASTY PUFF-SHROOMS!
#1 Puffshroom: You're 
#2 Puffshroom: Such
#3 Puffshroom: A
King Puffshroom: JEEEEERRRRKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
Laser Bean: yay. Now go away, jerks!
*Puff-shrooms dance a weird dance*
Laser Bean: What the heck are they doing????????
Cabbage-pult: They're summoning the--
*The sky opens*
Some guy: I. AM. GEORGE. FAN. THE. SUPREME. GOD. OF. PVZ2.
Cabbage-pult: WOOOAOAAAAAHHHH
George Fan: LASER. BEAN.
Laser Bean: Are you impressed by my endless superiority?
George Fan: YOU! ARE! SO! JERK!
*George Fan deletes Laser Bean's files. Laser Bean suddenly dissapear*
Cabbage-pult: Thx bro
George Fan: No prob
Cabbage-pult: Can you please revive Sunflower.
George Fan: No.
Cabbage-pult: Why?
George Fan: Because I decided to make it a premium plant.
Cabbage-pult: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cabbage-pult: Back to Minecraft, I guess...
So that's why Laser Bean is a jerk.
==Laser Bean is SUCH a jerk 2==
Coming Soon.