It's Been How Long?

It's Been How Long? is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
According to tradition, which of the following would be the most appropriate gift to give your spouse on your first anniversary?
===Choices===
1. SILK panties
2. CHROME handcuffs
3. divorce PAPERS
4. RUBBER gloves
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Oops. You seem to have soiled your panties."
2. "Well, for me uh- I wouldn't want my spouse to wait a whole year before breakin' out the handcuffs."
3. "_"
4. "No, that's you give your dominatrix on her birthday."
===Answer Quote===
"Divorce papers. The one-year anniversary gift is paper, and what better way to show how much you care."
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