The NotJoe Invasion

This is the twenty-sixth episode of The SBFW Chronicles.
==Transcript==
NotJoe: (rapping into his phone) Fuck this shit, fuck this life-
NotJoe mother: JOSH! NO SWEARING IN THIS HOUSE!
NotJoe: It's okay mom I'm making a clean version.
NotJoe mother: oh okay carry on then.
NotJoe: Phew. Now then. FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT COCKSUCKER COCK
(Meanwhile, in NotJoe’s computer files…)
Fandom cache: Alright alright, move it everyone! We need to clear this cache, pronto!
FridayNightStar4: But master-
Fandom cache: I SAID PRONTO!
Just Jish: Yes, mater.
Fandom cache: Did you just call me Mater? I AM NOT TOW MATER FROM CARS!
Just Jish: Oh dear, poor internet.
(The NotJoe alts start marching their way out of NotJoe’s cache folder on his computer)
Fandom cache: Ahh, much better, one account to rule them all. FridayNightStar02.
(The NotJoe alts then realize they have nowhere to go, so they exit out of NotJoe’s computer monitor and hop off the desk)
FridayNightStar2: I’m hungry. Anyone wanna get a snack from the kitchen? Surely NotJoe has a kitchen, right?
NotJoe mother: JOSH! DINNER!
FridayNightStar3: Oh boy! Food!
NotJoe: Coming, mom!
(NotJoe leaves his room and goes into the kitchen)
NotJoe mother: Now there’s not much food left around here because somebody keeps using up my credit card money for… uhh… software.
NotJoe: Heh.
NotJoe mother: So all you’ll have today is a pea.
NotJoe: Pea again? Damn it!
(NotJoe father eats NotJoe’s pea before he can get to it)
NotJoe: Great, hungry again.
NotJoe father: What? Fat guys gotta eat too.
FridayNightStar4: Alright, this is bullshit, we gotta find some other place to eat.
GhostSponge: Wait, I have an idea. Why don’t we raid other people’s houses for food?
DontAskWhoJoeIsHD: Or better yet, just raid other people’s houses?
All NotJoe alts: YEAH! LET’S DO IT!
(The NotJoe alts swarm out the front door of NotJoe’s house and head to the neighbor’s house)
NotJoe mother: Did you hear some children screaming, NotJoe father?
NotJoe father: Can you please stop calling me that? You know my name is Kyle.
(The alts break down the neighbor’s house’s door in one go, terrifying the neighbor who is doing something under the covers)
CrazySponge: Why must it always be me? I’m just gonna die to get this over with. (dies)
GhostSponge2: (opening fridge) Aw man, all he has is stupid Cheerios. C’mon, everyone, let’s go to another house.
(At the next house)
Jasbre: Laa-dee-daa, wait a second I thought I left SBFW!
Ian: I thought you did too.
Jasbre: (shrugs) Eh, I’ll probably rejoin for a few months eventually.
(His door gets broken down by the alts)
Jasbre: WHAT THE? IS THAT WEEZER?
GhostSponge3: What? No! We’re just here to raid your house!
Ian and Jasbre: (scream)
Just NotJoe: What do you guys even eat anyway? (opens fridge) Yuck, is that a meat puppet?
Jasbre: Yeah, from Meat Puppets!
Just NotJoe: That looks rancid, I’m not eating that.
Jasbre: Well of course you’re not, that’s OUR food! Now get out before I call the police!
(GhostSponge2 eats Jasbre’s phone from his pocket)
GhostSponge2: Tastes like glass.
Jasbre: That’s because it IS glass, you ass!
Ian: (dialing 9-1-1) I’m stopping this nonsense once and for all.
(GhostSponge2 also eats his phone)
GhostSponge2: Tastes like Android.
Ian: Fucking hell.
(The other alts burp)
Just Jish: I’m full.
FridayNightStar: Me too. But I don’t wanna stop raiding, this is more fun than raiding a Discord server!
Other alts: Yeah!
(The alts leave Jasbre and Ian’s house a mess)
Ian: Wait, why do we live together again?
Jasbre: I forget.
(At Zoltan’s house)
Zoltan: NO! NO! NOT NOTJOE ALTS! NOOO! TELL LIZ’S CAT OREO I LOVE HIM! (gets trampled)
Just Jish: Guys I think this guy is a zoophile.
FridayNightStar3: Eh, I’ve seen worse. Keep going.
(At Pluto’s house)
Pluto: I’m not dating ANY of you, you understand?
DontAskWhoJoeIsHD: what the fuck
(At CartoonGuy’s house)
(FridayNightStarr takes a peek in the shower to see a disturbing image)
CartoonGuy: GET OUT!
CartoonGuy’s dad: Hey hey son, let him in. It’s a shower party!
(FridayNightStarr rips off the curtain and starts attacking the two of them like a wolf)
CartoonGuy: Before I die, I just want to tell you all that I’ve been doxxed online!
CartoonGuy’s dad: NO DOXXING!
(Meanwhile, at Ace’s house)
Ace: (whistling to the theme of Megalovania) Let’s see what I can do on SBFW today… should I create a new spin off that lasts only a month? Nah. Well, maybe…
(Ace hears a loud racket outside)
Ace: What the flim flam?
(Ace investigates the loud noises to see that all of NotJoe’s alts are trying to break into his house)
Ace: Alts! Trying to break into my house, huh? Well two can play at that game. Ace alts, assemble!
AceBlueWolfe3: is it snack time already dad?
Ace: No, it's time to fight fire with fire!
AceBlueWolfe2: Wouldn't that just create more fire?
Ace: Stop asking questions and go fight the NotJoe alts!
(All of Ace’s alts approach the NotJoe alts, who have just broken down the front door)
Ace: Aw man, I'm gonna have to get that replaced.
NotJish: Ha, and what do you think you're gonna do, nine year olds?
Entity1987: I have a trick up my sleeve.
NotJish: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Entity1987: It's… 
(Markiplier shows up out of nowhere)
Entity1987: That.
Markiplier: IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!
Entity1987: Yes it is sir, now get the ugly guys!
Markiplier: You all look ugly so I dunno. I guess I'll just get all of you then.
Ace: WAIT WAIT-
(One massacre later…)
Markiplier: (licking his fingers) All in a day's work. Now my fingers are the same color as my hair. Neat.
(The episode ends with Ace and NotJoe passed out on the ground, still alive)
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