4MYCC: The Movie/transcript

== Part 1: Opening ==
(Shows Universal Pictures logo)
(Shows YouTube Red logo)
(Shows [MYCUN] Studios logo)
(Shows VerniX Animation Studios logo)
(Shows Glass Ball Productions logo)
(Fades to a stage)
(Gabriel Garza steps onto the stage in front of a large curtain and addresses the camera.)
Gabriel Garza: (clears his throat) Hello, everyone. My name is Gabriel, Gabriel Garza. You know, Carrie Underwood is one of the most popular and beautiful country superstars of all time. Unfortunately, my opinion is that I hate Carrie Underwood. You know why? Well, it's because she is one of the worst singers in the world. Nearly everyone loves her but me! She made beautiful, but way too horrible songs such as "Blown Away", "Good Girl", "Before He Cheats", "Something in the Water", "Little Toy Gun", "Jesus, Take the Wheel", and more. And also, Carrie Underwood doesn't even read the Bible or actually meet God and his son, Jesus Christ. You think she's a beautiful woman, right? Well, wrong! She's just a mortal person. But in this movie, it's gonna be hard. It's about me, the Minions, Red Puckett, Toon Link, Hiro Hamada, Ceazar, Hoops, Yoyo and Ico going on an adventure to fight against Carrie Underwood. But you must know, if you were a Carrie Underwood fan, maybe you should get tickets to a Carrie Underwood concert instead of watching the movie. Oh, and by the way, if you're a 4MYCC fan, then you've come to the right place. Welcome to our movie that you, 4MYCC fans, were about to see, 4MYCC: THE MOVIE. Thank you for your attention. Enjoy the movie.
(Gabriel walks off as the curtain opens, revealing a blue sky.)
Text: UNIVERSAL PICTURES and YOUTUBE RED present
Text: an MYCUN STUDIOS/VERNIX ANIMATION STUDIOS film
Text: in association with GLASS BALL PRODUCTIONS
(The word "[4MYCC]" comes out of the clouds a la The Simpsons, and suddenly the logo breaks in half)
(Pans down to Gabriel's new house (from Gabriel and the Wacky Pack 2) in Pennsylvania, USA)
Text: Pennsylvania
(Cuts to Gabriel's new room with Gabriel on his computer with Roge, Leno, Cole, Loy, and the Lars)
Gabriel: (sighs) I'm so bored.
Roge: Me too.
Leno: Me three.
Cole: Me four.
Gabriel: Guys, let's do something fun so we won't get bored again, but first, I'm gonna check how many days until Summer Vacation. (checks the calendar) Today's Wednesday the 29th, which means only 1 more days left until Summer Vacation.
The Wacky Pack: Yay!
Cole: Gabriel, what are we going to do something fun?
(Gabriel starts to think of something)
Gabriel: Hmm... let's see... Oh, I know! How about we play Super Mario Maker 2 on the Nintendo Switch!
Roge: Sounds good to me.
(Gabriel sets up his Wii U, but a message from his nemesis, Carrie Underwood, appeared on his computer)
Carrie Underwood: Hello, Gabriel Garza.
(Gabriel turns around to his computer and gets a shocked expression on his face)
Gabriel: (angry) Carrie Underwood. How did you know me? What do you want from me? And how did you hack into my computer? Wait a minute, WHY did you hack into my computer?
Carrie Underwood: I hacked your computer because I know where you live. Now listen, Gabriel Garza. I'm telling you something. I will be taking over the world.
(Gabriel gasps)
Carrie Underwood: I mean, your imaginary world or something.
Gabriel: Phew!
Carrie Underwood: I had hired the people you hated and some people you never heard of, I hired Miranda Lambert, Brad Paisley, Kelly Clarkson, Barney the Purple Tyrannosaurus Rex, Dora the Explorer, Boots the Monkey, Caillou, Chae Cook, Peppa Pig, the cast of Little Baby Bum, Piddles, the cast of Mother Goose Club, Annie, Ben, and Mango from HooplaKidz, and my boyfriend Justin Bieber as my henchmen to take over any worlds from your favorite movies and games, including the Hoodwinked! universe, the Despicable Me universe, the Ceazar Chan universe, the Hoops and Yoyo universe, the ParaNorman universe and all of the universes you loved are being taken over.
(Gabriel gets very shocked)
Carrie Underwood: (off-screen) Aw! What's the matter, Gabriel?
(Cuts to Carrie Underwood on Gabriel's computer)
Carrie Underwood: Are you gonna cry like a baby? Yeah? Are you gonna go to your parents and start acting like a spoiled brat like Caillou? Can you tell your parents that you want milk and cookies, and do you want to destroy me? Huh? Huh? Well then, if you're going to defeat me and my minions, then you're gonna have to come and catch me first, you double-straight moron! So long, sucker!
(Carrie Underwood blows raspberries at Gabriel, turns off her computer, and cuts back to Gabriel's desktop)
Cole: Gabriel, what's happening? What's going on? What's Carrie Underwood doing?
Gabriel: My imaginary world is in danger! And I can't believe that Carrie Underwood is going to destroy my world! (to Loy) Loy, did you have the magic portal to my world?
Loy: Well, yes. (pulls out his magic portal under Gabriel's bed and turns it on) This magic portal will take you to some other worlds beside your imaginary world, which includes your very own workshop, the Hoodwinked! universe, the Despicable Me universe, you name it.
Gabriel: Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know these worlds?
Loy: Good luck!
Gabriel: Good luck to you too!
== Part 2: Saving Hoops and Red/Gabriel's Workshop ==
(cuts to the Hoops and Yoyo universe)
(pans down to the Big Bad Forest where we see Red, Wolf, and Twitchy heading home)
Hoops: (smells the air) Ah, guys. What a day. What a life.
Bad guy: It would be if we didn't have to go to the Happily Ever After Agency.
Twitchy the Squirrel: Me too!
Hoops: Isn't just a great day, huh, guys? (looks at a huge vehicle) Uh, what is that thing?
Carrie Underwood: (over the microphone) Citizens of the Big Bad Forest, may I have your attention, please.
Red Puckett: I wonder what's going on.
Wolf W. Wolf: Maybe a bad guy plans to destroy us, or something... I don't know.
Red Puckett: (to Wolf) I heard a lady on the microphone so it's a female villain.
Carrie Underwood: (over the microphone) From now on, me, Carrie Underwood, and my minions will rule this world and other worlds! (evil laugh) MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Now prepare to die!
(suddenly the large tube on top of the vehicle extends itself above the Forest Animals. It begins sucking the Forest Animals into it.)
(cuts back to Red with a shocked expression on her face and helps Wolf and Twitchy to hide behind one of the trees)
Red Puckett: That lady can't do that to people!
Hoops: Uhh...?
(Granny arrives to talk to Red and Hoops what's happening)
Granny Puckett: Red, what's going on? What's this lady doing?
Red Puckett: I don't know, Granny. But whatever you do, don't let the lady kill you!
Hoops: Yeah!
Granny Puckett: I'm trying not to. Why?
Red Puckett: (points at the vehicle sucking the Forest Animals into it) That's why.
Forest Animal #1: (getting chased by the vehicle) AHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!!
Granny Puckett: (shocked) Oh no! That's terrible! What are we going to do?!
Hoops: Run!
(Red, Hoops, Wolf W. Wolf and Twitchy runs)
(a portal appears and Gabriel comes out of it)
Red Puckett: (off-screen) Who were you?
Hoops: (off-screen) Yeah?
Gabriel: Quick! Through to the portal!
Red Puckett: Wait! What about Granny and my friends?
Gabriel: You can only help by coming to me to my workshop! Now!
Red Puckett: (to Granny, Wolf, and Twitchy) Well, goodbye, guys.
Granny Puckett: We'll miss you, Red! Be careful!
(Gabriel and Red Puckett and Hoops go through the portal)
(cuts back to Granny, Wolf, and Twitchy)
Granny Puckett: So now what?
(the large tube appears and Granny, Wolf, and Twitchy get sucked into it)
Granny, Wolf, and Twitchy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(the large tube sucks the screen and wipes to Gabriel's workshop)
(Red gets out of the portal)
Gabriel: Hello there. My name is Gabriel Garza. You must be the little girl who is the star from Hoodwinked! and Hoodwinked Too! Hood vs. Evil, and welcome to my workshop. Believe me, I'm your friend.
Red: I'm 15 years old, I'm not a child anymore! (looks at Gabriel's workshop) Wow! This place is amazing! This is like the weirdest afternoon that I had since... Well, last Monday. Oh yeah, and meet Hoops.
Hoops: Hello!
Gabriel: Hey, you had the same age as I am! Oh, I hired some of people from other worlds in my workshop, just like headquarters here.
Red: How could we need headquarters?
(Gru and his Minions from the Despicable Me series arrive)
Gru: We're all under attack! My home, Coraline's home, Ico's home, Norman's home is Blithe Hollow, Toon Link's home is Outset Island...
(Hiro Hamada from Big Hero 6 arrives)
Hiro Hamada: , San Fransokyo!
(Ceazar Chan arrives)
Ceazar: And Las Vegas!
(Ico, Yorda, Coraline Jones, Norman Babcock, Yoyo, Agatha "Aggie" Prenderghast, and Baymax all arrived at Gabriel's Workshop)
Ico: All of us are helping Gabriel as our leader and boss!
Red: Well, hi, guys. If you guys don't remember me, I'm Red Puckett, the main character of the Hoodwinked franchise. I used to work as a delivery girl for Granny Puckett's Goodies. I get very irritated and angered when I'm insulted of being a "little girl" or when someone insults my grandmother.
Hiro: Red, my name is Hiro Hamada, and this is Baymax, Tadashi's latest creation.
Baymax: Hello. I am Baymax, your personal healthcare companion. I'm one of Hiro's friends, and also a friend of my creator Tadashi.
Gabriel: Let's take a tour about how Carrie Underwood destroying the worlds, shall we?
(Gabriel and his favorite characters go on a computer with a large screen)
Gabriel: It all started when I just saw Carrie Underwood appearing on my computer at home in real life and I hired some of my favorite characters like you guys except for Red Puckett to help me defeat Carrie Underwood and her henchmen. Carrie Underwood hired some of the bad characters that I hated, including...
(the screen shows a picture of Miranda Lambert)
Gabriel: Miranda Lambert...
(the screen shows a picture of Brad Paisley)
Gabriel: Brad Paisley...
(the screen shows a picture of Kelly Clarkson)
Gabriel: Kelly Clarkson...
(the screen shows a picture of Barney the Dinosaur)
Gabriel: Barney the Purple Dinosaur...
(the screen shows a picture of Dora the Explorer)
Gabriel: Dora the Explorer...
(the screen shows a picture of Boots the Monkey)
Gabriel: Boots the Monkey...
(the screen shows a picture of Caillou)
Gabriel: Caillou...
(the screen shows a picture of Chae Cook)
Gabriel: Chae Cook...
(the screen shows a picture of the cast of Mother Goose Club)
Gabriel: The characters from Mother Goose Club...
(the screen shows a picture of the cast of HooplaKidz)
Gabriel: The characters from HooplaKidz...
(the screen shows a picture of Justin Bieber)
Ceazar: ...and even Justin Bieber and all as her henchmen to take over any worlds. Loy built a magic portal to the other universes including this place and my imaginary world. Now we're planning to create my own team called "4MYCC", which means "FourMiningYourCoolCoal," my YouTube channel.
Gru: That's a good name for your team. Anyway, who's Loy?
(Roge, Leno, Cole, Loy and the Lars appear from a portal)
Roge: Gabriel, I told you to stay home until your dad comes home!
Gabriel: Sorry, guys. I have busy things to do, in my own world. Go home!
Leno: Gabriel, isn't that one of your favorite movie and game guys in the background?
Gabriel: Yes! Just go!
Cole: I thought we can hang out with you and your other guys in your place!
Gabriel: Sorry, but someday.
Roge: (sad) Okay, goodbye. We'll miss you, Gabriel.
(Roge, Leno, Cole, Loy and the Lars leave)
Gru: Who were these guys?
Gabriel: These are my imaginary friends. Pay close attention after I set up the announcement that I had to make.
Homer Simpson: (off-screen) And don't forget us!
Gabriel: Huh? Who said that?
(the camera pans to Homer Simpson, Lucy Wilde, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith, and Agnes)
Homer Simpson: Me. I'm Homer Simpson.
Gabriel: Homer? Lucy? Dr. Nefario? Margo? Edith? Agnes? What are you guys doing in my workshop?
(Gru arrives)
Gru: Lucy? Dr. Nefario? Girls? What are you doing in here?
Lucy Wilde: We're here because of you, Gru.
Gabriel: So okay. (to Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes) Are your homes under attack?
Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes: Yep.
Gabriel: Have you guys started hating on Carrie Underwood?
Edith: Well, sometimes. It started with me typing about Carrie sucks.
(Cuts to Edith on Gru's computer, and she's on an answer website)
(Edith types "does Carrie Underwood suck?" and she hit an "enter" key and a text appears on the answer site)
Text-to-speech Answer Voice: No, she does not suck, you idiot! Carrie Underwood rocks! How about you suck!
(Edith becomes very angry and begins to wreck Gru's computer)
Edith: (while wrecking Gru's computer) You stupid computer! Don't you ever say that I suck again!
(Fades to a new flashback animation of Edith on her own laptop, writing "does Carrie Underwood suck?" on Cleverbot)
(Edith hits the "enter" key and another text appears on Cleverbot)
Text-to-speech Answer Voice: Yeah? She's ok, but I like Taylor Swift.
Edith: (happy) Of course, Carrie Underwood sucks! I like Taylor Swift better than Carrie Underwood. Thank you, Cleverbot.
(Fades to Gabriel in his workshop)
Gabriel: (to Homer) And how about you, Homer?
Homer: My daughter Lisa sometimes likes Carrie Underwood. For example, she enjoys watching Carrie on TV.
(Fades to the Simpsons house in Springfield)
(Cuts to the living room where Lisa Simpson is watching Carrie Underwood singing "Blown Away" on TV)
Carrie Underwood: (on TV) Blown away, blown away... She heard those sirens screaming out, her daddy laid there passed out on the couch...
(Suddenly Homer appears and turns off the TV)
Lisa: Dad! I was watching and listening to Carrie Underwood!
Homer: I don't care about that, Lisa! I hated that lady! Oh, and by the way, how dare you become a Carrie Underwood fan! That's it! You're grounded for a week! March up to your room, missy!
Lisa: Grrrrrr! I hate you! You're the worst father ever! It's not fair! I can't believe I got grounded for a stupid reason!
Homer: And guess what? I don't care about that either! Now shut up and go to your room! Or else you'll be grounded until Carrie Underwood dies!
Lisa: But-
Homer (angrily yelling at Lisa): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
(Lisa ran upstairs to her room, crying for the rest of her life)
(Fades to Homer in Gabriel's Workshop, drooling)
Gabriel: Okay... everyone got any other ideas?
(there's dead silence for 5 seconds)
Gabriel: No? Alright then, no one gets to share their ideas with us, or did they?
Gru: I don't know. How about you, Gabriel?
Gabriel: Well, there's a guy named Ninh Nguyen.
Gru: Who's that?
Gabriel: He's known for asking some stupid questions like 'do you hate FeardotCom?'. I got really mad that he's joining my universe. And also, I hate that movie.
Gru: Ouch.
Gabriel: Alright, then. Let's start the announcement right now! Okay?
Gru: Okay. Sure! Why not?
(Cuts to the portal and Bart Simpson comes out of it)
Bart: Ay caramba!
Ceazar: You can say that again!
== Part 3: The Announcement ==
(shows the MYCUNs setting up the announcement)
Gru: (holding a microphone) Ladies and gentlemen... boys and girls, we would like to present you, Ceazar Chan!
(Ceazar arrives and Gru hands the microphone to Ceazar and Gru walks away)
Ceazar: (holding a microphone) Hi. My name is Ceazar Chan, some of my friends call me C. And I need talk about your homes are being destroyed by that female singer I hate! (pulls out Ceazar's plan paper) To save the world, we have to go to my main place part of my imaginary world, beat the crap out of Carrie Underwood and her henchmen, after everything's safe, the Forest Animals and some humans will build our new city called "4MYCC City," and then finally we live in peace! Be careful out there! Some dangerous places may harm you! Any questions?
(Norman raises his hand)
Gabriel: Yes, Norman?
Norman: What about weapons and stuff?
Gabriel: We already got weapons. (pulls out a sword) I got a sword to beat out of Carrie and her henchmen. Did anyone get some weapons?
(Gru arrives)
Gru: I got my freeze ray, and my Minions got so many gadgets.
Toon Link: (holding his sword and shield) I got my sword too! (pulls out his Wind Waker item) And my Wind Waker.
Gabriel: Uh, Link, that's not a weapon, that's just an important item.
Toon Link: The Wind Waker is a magical conductor's baton that is given to me by the King of Red Lions when I reach Dragon Roost Island. Long ago, it was used by the King of Hyrule to conduct the Sages when they played their song to call upon the gods.
Gabriel: Okay. Anyone?
Red: I don't have a weapon, but I can attack with my karate skills.
Gabriel: Yeah, I saw your movies. (looks at Ico) And Ico, I know you had a stick, a spiked club, a shining sword, and the Queen's Sword in your game!
Hiro: (off-screen) I have my microbots!
Gabriel: Yeah, Hiro. I know. Now, are we all ready now?
The 4MYCCs: Yeah!
(Gabriel turns on the magic portal to another world)
Gabriel: What are you guys waiting for? Let's go kick that lady's and her minions' big butts! Um... you know what I mean.
(Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes arrive)
Homer: Hey, Gabe, can we come with you and your team?
Gabriel: Uh, no.
Agnes: Why?
Gabriel: Because I only got 12 members and we cannot have too many members. So 12 is good enough.
Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes: Awww!
Gabriel: In fact, you guys should be my backup friends!
Homer: Backup? Why do we need backup?
Gabriel: Backup means a guy or a thing that supports or reinforces another.
Homer: But how can we do with that?
Gabriel: Well... just wait, okay?
Homer: Okay then.
Gabriel: Goodbye. I'll see you guys later.
Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes: Bye!
(Gabriel tried to go to the portal but he stops)
Gabriel: Wait! Homer, why did you punished Lisa for a week when she's a Carrie Underwood fan? You had just hurt her feelings, and that is not good at all!
Homer: I don't know what you were talking about and I don't care.
Gabriel: Okay, calm down, Homer! Well, goodbye. I'll see you guys later.
Homer, Lucy, Dr. Nefario, Margo, Edith and Agnes: Bye!
(Gabriel and the 4MYCCs went through the portal to anotherworld)
== Part 4: The Desert ==
(Cuts to an old sandy desert where we see the portal on the sky and Gabriel and the 4MYCCs fall off the ground, then they got up)
Gabriel: This is it! We are here!
(Cuts to the 4MYCCs looking at the old sandy desert)
Red: That's your main place in your imaginary world??
Gabriel: Well, yeah. Everything's unfinished.
Ceazar: Maybe?
Coraline: (seeing nothing) I don't see Carrie Underwood and her evil gang.
Gabriel: Well, there should be. You know what, let's play a game of "I Spy."
(The 4MYCCs play "I Spy" anyways)
Norman: I spy nothing.
(Agatha "Aggie" Prenderghast appears)
Norman: Aggie Prenderghast! What are you doing in here?
Aggie: I'm coming with you.
Norman: Okay. Wait, why did you stay in Gabriel's workshop without us?
Aggie: I was pretty late.
Norman: Oh. We were playing "I Spy" while finding some stuff.
(cuts to Gabriel playing "I Spy" still)
Gabriel: I spy... (looking a whole lot of nothing until a building called Wooden Underwood Enterprises is found) A building! That means we're being rescued!
Dave and the Minions: Yay!
Red: I heard laughter at that place.
Hiro: Ooh! Sounds like they're having a party!
Gabriel: Wait a minute. Who built that place? (looks up the sky) Hey, are those...
(Suddenly they got captured in cages by Carrie Underwood and her minions)
Gabriel: AAAAAHHH!!! What's going on? What's happening? Why are we caged??
(Carrie Underwood and her minions arrive)
Gabriel: Carrie Underwood! Why are you doing this? Why are you destroying my world? Why?
Carrie Underwood: I've always wanted to destroy your worlds full of your favorite movies and games because you hated me and you said that my songs are terrible.
Gabriel: (angry) Not everyone is going to like you and your lame music!
Carrie Underwood: I don't care about your opinion! I want to destroy your Imaginary World!
Baymax: Oh no!
Carrie Underwood: Nobody can stop me for ruling the whole universe! (walks away and laughs evilly) MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Gabriel: I think she's worse than Gree Guy on the game Geo Adventure.
Ceazar: So dramatic, Gabe.
== Part 5: Wooden Underwood Enterprises ==
(Cuts to the Wooden Underwood Enterprises)
(Cuts to Carrie Underwood going to the Board of Directors room of Wooden Underwood Enterprises)
Carrie Underwood: Listen up, guys! I've captured them!
Boots: Who?
Carrie Underwood: Gabriel Garza and his favorite characters including Ceazar, Hoops and Yoyo.
(The staff cheer)
Johnny Test: I'm so glad that you captured Gabriel because he doesn't like my show.
Dora: He doesn't like my show either.
Caillou: And my show. I threw a tantrum when I found out that he didn't enjoy my show.
Chae Cook: I actually like Gabriel.
(Carrie and her henchmen gasped)
Dora: (shocked) Why?
Johnny Test: How could you d-
(Chae interrupts Johnny Test's speech)
Chae Cook: Well, I plagiarize his works.
Johnny Test: Usually, I hate plagiarism because my show was plagiarized by the Dingo Channel. If my genius twin sisters were here, they would have gotten rid of that lame dude for good!
Dora: What's the Dingo Channel?
Johnny Test: It's like the Disney Channel, except it's in my universe. Where was I? Oh, since Chae was plagiarizing a kid we hate named Gabriel, I've found Chae's plagiarism acceptable. Take "Team Chae's World" as an example.
(Carrie and the henchmen all clap)
Boots: Well done, Chae, for ripping off Gabriel's stuff.
Carrie Underwood: (sneering) We will destroy Gabriel... (smiling creepily) right after this lunch break. Oh, yeah, I forgot something. Snails and Snips have become Johnny Test and Bling Bling Boy!
Johnny Test (off-screen): Is it me and Bling Bling Boy?
(Cuts to Elmo laughing)
Carrie Underwood: And Elmo, he's just a furry red Muppet monster from Sesame Street, but we will not see him again due to having a worm singer named Carrie Underworm in the show.
Elmo: (getting depressed) Awwwww! You made Elmo sad, Carrie Underworm.
Carrie Underwood: (angry; yelling at Elmo) It's Carrie Underwood you stupid, not Carrie Underworm! That's it! You're fired!
Elmo: (getting angry) Fired? Is this what you treat Elmo like a slave? Fired!? (yelling) YOU MONSTER! SESAME STREET ROCKS! HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK, CARRIE UNDERWORM!
(Carrie Underwood slapped Elmo)
Carrie Underwood: (angry) Don't call my last name "Underworm"! IT'S "CARRIE UNDERWOOD"! GET IT RIGHT!
Elmo: (angry) All right, that's it! ELMO QUITS! (punches Carrie Underwood and leaves Wooden Underwood Enterprises)
(Cuts to Carrie Underwood who got hurt in the table)
Elmo: (off-screen; angry) If Elmo ever sees you again, Elmo swears to God, he'll call the police on you!
Chae Cook: Uh, did Elmo punch you in the cheek, Carrie?
Carrie Underwood: Yes, yes he did.
Caillou: Oh wow, that is frightening.
(Fades to the top view of the dungeon)
(Pans down to Gabriel and his friends in cages in the bottom view of the dungeon)
Gabriel: God, I hate Carrie Underwood so much...
Red: Yeah, I know... At least, we're not dead as crap.
(A light bulb appears above Hiro's head)
Hiro: Guys, I have got an idea!
Gabriel: That's great.
Hiro: Remember when the yellow minions we have here used to serve evil people?
Toon Link: We all do.
Hiro: We will trick that Carrie Underwitch by pretending to serve her.
Gabriel: (shocked) WHAT? Are you insane? You can't do this because Carrie Underwood is one of the worst people we know. And don't call her last name, "Underworm" or "Underwitch"!
Baymax: We're sorry, Gabriel, but we have to do this. We need to save your Imaginary World, or else it will be destroyed.
Gabriel: (sigh) Okay.
Ceazar: Okay.
== Part 6: The Escape ==
(Fades to Hiro, Baymax, the Minions getting out of the cage)
Dave: (speaking Minionese) Gopa!
Subtitle text: Great!
Hiro: Now what?
(Hiro, Baymax, the Minions got out of the dungeon and into the entrance hall)
(Carrie walks out of her office at the entrance hall)
Jerry: (scared) AHHH!
Carrie Underwood: (shouting angrily) Why are you guys outside of your cage?
Jerry: (scared) Banana...
Hiro: Carrie, we would like to work here.
Carrie Underwood: Work here? But you're on their side.
Baymax: We used to be, but now we're not.
Carrie Underwood: Yeah, right.
Minions: (speaking Minionese) Pem underwear!
Subtitle text: We swear.
Carrie Underwood: Okay, but... (sneering) you all have to work as janitors!
Bob: (speaking Minionese) Tadda de us??
Subtitle text: All of us?
Carrie Underwood: Every last one of you! I was able to understand you guys because of the subtitles. (walks away)
Hiro: Ha! Sucker!
Carrie Underwood: Wait, wha...?
(Hiro pulls out Lucy Wilde's Zapp Lipstick Taser from Despicable Me 2 and zaps Carrie Underwood with it)
Hiro: Lipstick Taser!
(Hiro grabs a key from Carrie Underwood's hand and he, Baymax, and the other minions freed the MYCUNs out of their cages in the dungeon and they escape)
Gabriel: Guys, we're gonna escape.
Dave: Whaaat??
The 4MYCCs: What are you saying?
Gabriel: We're gonna escape from Carrie Underwood's lair.
Toon Link: How do we do that, Gabriel?
Gabriel: Well guys, just come on, come with me, follow my lead, and just go along. Okay?
The 4MYCCs: Okay!
Gabriel: Good. (gets shocked at Carrie Underwood and suddenly stop when he saw her) Uh oh!
(The 4MYCCs ran away from Carrie Underwood)
(Cuts to Carrie Underwood getting up, then she called her henchmen)
Carrie Underwood: (angry) GUARDS! AFTER THEM!
(after trying to escape, Gabriel and the 4MYCC suddenly stopped when they saw Carrie Underwood's minions stopping them)
Brad Paisley: Stop right here, kid!
Gabriel: Never! (snaps his fingers)
Brad Paisley: YAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!
Toon Link: YAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Toon Link attacks Carrie's minions)
Gabriel: (to the 4MYCCs while holding his sword) You guys stay right there! I got a lot of work to do.
(Gabriel joins Toon Link to attack Carrie's minions)
Gabriel: Okay, guys, let's get outta here now!
(Gabriel and the 4MYCCs quickly escape and they already left)
Caillou: Come back here, you lousy, dumb, bone-headed, boney, skinny dorks!
(Carrie Underwood arrives)
Carrie Underwood: What happened? Where are those idiots?
Chae Cook: I think we lost them, boss.
Carrie Underwood: (angry) Damnit! You better find the "ME-CONs" or whatever the heck is called! But first, we need a new guy to track them down!
Teddy Bear: Who?
Carrie Underwood: Ninh Nguyen.
(Cuts to Gabriel and the 4MYCCs escaping from Wooden Underwood Enterprises to go to the Desert)
Gabriel: We did it... sorta...
Norman: Hey! We didn't even defeated them!
Gabriel: So what? We only escaped.
Red: (to Norman) I think we kinda fight them once during our escape.
Norman: Oh. I get it now.
Coraline: Okay, so now what?
Ico: Oh, look! Yorda is about to speak about something!
Gabriel: Oh, my God, I hope I'll never see Yorda saying like that in the Ico game. Wait a minute... Yorda was about to say her first words in English! Brace yourselves!
(Then Yorda gasps and finally speaks in English)
Yorda: Our plan is to get rid of Carrie Underwood's minions, defeat Carrie, then call the police to arrest Carrie and her minions, and then we live here for peace at last.
Gabriel: Great plan, Yorda! Wait, how did you speak in English instead of your language?
Yorda: Well, Gabriel, the reason why I'm speaking English now is because I'm sick and tired of speaking that same old gibberish words in that Ico game.
Gabriel: Oh, I see what you are saying. Well okay, then. Let's do this thing!
The 4MYCCs: Yeah!
(Gabriel goes to a spot and accidentally steps into a pool of invisible super glue)
Gabriel: (shocked) I think I'm stuck. (tries to walk) I'm definitely stuck.
Red: (sad) Oh no!
Gabriel: I guess you will defeat Carrie Underwood's minions without me.
(The 4MYCCs except Gabriel walk away)
== Part 7: I Miss Gabriel... ==
(Fades to Ninh Nguyen arriving at Wooden Underwood Enterprises; "Baby" by Justin Bieber can be heard playing on the radio)
Carrie Underwood: (sneering) Welcome! You must be Ninh Nguyen.
Ninh: (happy) That's right. I got some questions for you. (neutral) Do you hate Gabriel Garza?
Carrie Underwood: Well obviously.
Ninh: Do you hate The Legend of Zelda?
Carrie Underwood: Yes.
Ninh: Do you hate, uh... Big Hero 6? Ico? Despicable Me? Hoodwinked!?
Carrie Underwood: Yes! Yes! YESSSS!
Ninh: Do you hate Coraline?
Carrie Underwood: (angrily) OF COURSE I DO! NOW STOP ASKING ME OBVIOUS QUESTIONS!!! (calm) Although I hate your annoying questions, I need you to track the 4MYCCs down!
Ninh: 4MYCCs? What are they?
Carrie Underwood: It stands for FourMiningYourCoolCoal!
Ninh: Oh!
Carrie Underwood: The 4MYCC tracking device should be finished by now! (shouting at Brad Paisley) Brad! Are you done yet?
Brad (in another room): Yes!
(Brad goes into the entrance hall and gives the tracking device to Ninh)
Ninh: Thank yo-
Carrie Underwood: That's what I was talking about!
Ninh: (excited) Oh, oh! I think I've found them on the radar.
Carrie Underwood: Really?!? (walking rapidly to see the device) Good job.
(Cuts to the 4MYCCs except Gabriel outside of the Wooden Underwood Enterprises building wearing ninja costumes)
Red: (upset) I miss Gabriel...
Norman: (pats Red on the shoulder) Don't worry, Red. I'm sure we all miss him. At least he's coming back to holidays.
Coraline: Thanks for the ninja costumes, Gru.
Gru: You're welcome! (quietly, but loud enough for all of them to hear) By the way, talk quietly... (loudly) because we're NINJAS!
Aggie: (scared) Guys, I'm scared!
Norman: Scared of what? You're a freaking ghost for crying out loud!
Aggie: Oh. Right.
(Dave goes to one of the empty rooms' window and his ninja costume camouflages)
Gru: The ninja costumes also camouflages!
The 4MYCCs except Gru and Dave: (amazed) Cool!
Dave: (speaking Minionese) Kanpai!
Subtitle text: Cheers!
(Cuts to Ninh and Carrie in the entrance hall)
Ninh: Oh my goodness! According to the radar, the 4MYCCs seem to be outside.
Carrie Underwood: (shocked) What? We have to go outside so they'll surrender and become the CUYGGNs, or they'll be destroyed! (laughs wickedly) MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
Ninh: CUYGGNs? What does that mean?
Carrie Underwood: Hello? It's CarrieUnderwoodYesGabrielGarciaNo!
Ninh: Oh, I get it now! So, what are you waiting for, let's go outside now!
Carrie Underwood: Great idea, Ninh Nguyen.
(They both go outside)
Gru: (quietly) They're coming! Hide in front of the windows!
(The 4MYCCs hide in front of the windows, and Ninh Nguyen and Carrie Underwood check around)
Carrie Underwood: (angry; to Ninh) There's nothing here, you fool! You're fired. (kicks Ninh and goes back inside)
Ninh: Oww!
Carrie Underwood: Are you going to cry and call your mommy? Yeah, right!
(She shuts the door)
Hiro: I think I know that dude from somewhere.
The 4MYCCs: (surprised) You do?
Hiro: I think his name was Ninh Nguyen. A few years ago, he sent an annoying questionnaire full of obvious questions about shows, movies, and video games we love or hate to Gabriel, me, Baymax, the Minions, and the rest of us.
(Pans to Gabriel who's not wearing socks, shoes, and his glasses)
Gabriel: Sorry, I'm late.
Gru: Where have you been, Gabriel? And where is your ninja costume?
Gabriel: (sighs) I don't have it.
(Gru gives an extra ninja costume to Gabriel as a gift)
Gru: Here, take an extra ninja costume.
Gabriel: (happy) Thanks, Gru. You are the best.
Gru: You're welcome. Anyways, how did you get here so quickly?
Gabriel: Well, it's just cartoon logic. I've freed myself from the pool of invisible super glue by taking off my shoes and socks. That's all.
Gru: Oh my, goodness gracious. I saw you without your glasses, your shoes, and your socks. But still, you might wanna come back to us with your footwear and your glasses next time. Okay?
Gabriel: Okay.
Gru: That's good. So, Gabriel, we're just talking about Ninh Nguyen.
Gabriel: Ninh Nguyen? Oh, I've heard that guy before, he was the one who had been working with Carrie Underwood until he got fired. Like I said before, he is known for asking some stupid questions like 'do you hate FeardotCom?'. (angry) I got really mad that he's joining my universe. And also, I hate that movie! (looks at Red) Red Puckett? It's you!
(Red arrives to hug Gabriel)
Red: (happy) Gabriel! You came back! (kisses on Gabriel's cheeks several times) I thought we'll never see you again!
Gabriel: Yeah, I know...
Red: Where's your glasses, your shoes, and your socks?
Gabriel: Well, it's in the pool of invisible super glue.
Red: Don't worry, Gabe. (pulls out a pair of glasses, shoes and socks) I brought you an extra pair of glasses, shoes, and socks.
(Gabriel puts on a pair of glasses, shoes, and socks)
Gabriel: (hugs Red) Oh, thank you, Red! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Where did you find them?
Red: Well, it's a long story. Anyway, what kind of a costume is that in your hand?
Gabriel: Well, it's a ninja costume. It camouflages.
Red: Oh, I get it now. Okay.
== Part 8: The Wacky Pack Worries About Gabriel ==
(Fades to Gabriel's house in the real world)
(Cuts to the Wacky Pack in Gabriel's bedroom)
Cole: (worried) Where's Gabriel? He's been gone for days.
Leno: It has actually been a few hours, you idiot.
Roge: Don't be mean, Leno.
Leno: Whatever.
Loy: Guys, I'm pretty sure that Gabriel's brave enough to stop Carrie Underwood without us.
Cole: I want to be brave just like Gabriel when I'm 15.
(Leno gets the PhotoReal 2000)
Loy: Don't touch that!
Leno: I just did! (points at a picture of Gabriel with the PhotoReal 2000; surprised) Nothing happened. That's strange.
Loy: Nothing EVER happened, because if it did work, then it would interrupt Gabe's adventure and you wouldn't want that to happen.
Leno: You got to be kidding me! Stupid sheet of paper (he scrunches it and throws it, as it bumps on the portable) Huh? (a scrunched-up paper ball rolled down and landed on Leno's head; a lightbulb pops up on Leno's head) I know, let's use the portable!
Loy: Don't touch that either!
Leno: Why?
Loy: Gabriel said he would be brave without us.
Leno: Oh.
== Part 9: Cactuses and Thorns ==
Red: Why are we here?
Gabriel: We are going to build a city! I will call it "4MYCC City"!
Toon Link: Why do we have to build a city?
Gabriel: We must build our city to get rid of the old, blank, flat, sandy desert.
Toon Link: Really? Get rid of the desert so you can build your own city? That is so ridiculous.
Gabriel: It's not ridiculous because in the real world, there's a city called Phoenix in the desert.
Toon Link: I've heard of that city before.
Norman: Me too.
Gru: Where are we going to get the water supply?
Gabriel: Oh, my God. (looks at a pile of cactuses and thorns) This is going to be the hardest day of my whole life.
Red: I know. Isn't that weird?
(Norbert pretends that the cactus is a banana)
Norbert: (excited) BANANA! (jumps and lands on the cactus) AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
(Norbert jumps off it)
Baymax: Norbert can be stupid at times, especially when he went out of the ocean naked a million years ago.
Gabriel: (happy) I've got an idea! We should get the water supply from the cactuses!
Hiro: I thought the plural of cactus was cacti.
Gru: Both of them are grammatically correct, Hiro.
Hiro: Oh, ok.
Gabriel: Alright, so now-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Red: Oh, Gabriel! What happened!
Gabriel: (groaning) Ugh... I think the cactus killed my back...
Red: Aw, poor baby! Are you okay?
Gabriel: I don't know, but the cactus prickles got attached to my back.
Red: Oh, no! I hope you'll never do that again! Don't worry, I'll take these prickles off.
Gabriel: Wha..?
Red: Hold still. Don't move, okay?
(Red takes prickles off Gabriel's back)
(cuts to the other 4MYCCs looking at Red taking off prickles of Gabriel's back)
Gabriel: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Red: Does it hurt?
Gabriel: Yeah, kinda...
(then Gabriel and Red hold hands together)
Red: I never thought my life would have an absolutely perfect moment, but this is...
Toon Link: Red's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again!
(Red punches Toon Link)
Red: ...nice.
== Part 10: The Wacky Pack Orders Pizza ==
(Cuts to the Wacky Pack ordering pizza)
Roge: We would like 2 boxes of spicy pizza. But no peppers this time.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Why two?
Roge: We chose two because we're saving one for our friend Gabriel.
Pizza Delivery Guy: That's nice. Two spicy pizzas coming right up!
(There is a knock on the door; Leno opens the door and the Pizza Delivery Guy is at the door)
Pizza Delivery Guy: Here are your spicy pizzas.
Loy: That was quick.
Leno: Duh. We're cartoons!
Roge: (curious) You seem... familiar. You look like our former neighbor Dad Watchinson.
Pizza Delivery Guy: That's because I am him.
Leno: What kind of name is Dad?
Dad Watchinson: Well, when my kids started talking, they always call me Dad but never Daddy or Bob.
Leno: (rudely) Obviously, no kid ever calls their parents by their first name, moron!
Roge: Don't be rude to Da- I mean Mr. Watchinson.
Loy: Less talking, more action!
(The Wacky Pack takes the pizzas and sends one of them to the portal)
Roge: That one is for Gabe!
(Cuts to the Minions pulling the thorns out of Gabriel)
Gabriel: For some reason, I can't feel pain when you guys pull out the thorns.
Toon Link: It's cartoon logic.
(A pizza box falls out of the sky)
The 4MYCCs: Wow!
Gabriel: (thinking) Pizza falling out of the sky? I can't believe it! (talking normally) I've got it! We should build a Pizza Hut!
Red: That's a great idea!
Hiro: And we can build a cross-dimensional communication thingy.
Norman: Um, that would be... a satellite dish antenna, or just satellite dish.
Hiro: Really? What is a (making quotation marks with his fingers) "satellite dish"?
Norman: (reading a Wikipedia page about a satellite dish on his laptop) Well, according to Wikipedia, a satellite dish is a dish-shaped type of parabolic antenna designed to receive electromagnetic signals from satellites, which transmit data transmissions or broadcasts, such as satellite television.
Hiro: (amazed) Wow! Cool! That means we can watch satellite television programming with the satellite dish on our own high-definition television and our DIRECTV H25 HD Receiver.
Norman: That's right!
Hiro: I agree with you! Anyways, what should we name the pizza hut?
Stuart: BANANA!!!
Hiro: Really, Stuart? That doesn't make any sense.
Gabriel: I'm thinking that our pizza hut should be a hybrid restaurant that has carry-out, delivery, and dine-in options. I think we should all call it "Pizza Hut" because it's another name of an American restaurant chain and international franchise, known for pizza and side dishes.
Hiro: Oh my! I didn't know there would be real-life companies in this movie!
Gabriel: Well, maybe we didn't know there should be some.
Red: I think that is the same name as the real-life pizza restaurant of the same name, Gabe. And besides, it's not even original. How about we all call it 4M Pizza" instead?
Gabriel: Great idea, Red!
Aggie: I think we should do it later because we need to get straight to the point of what should we do.
Norman: That IS what we suppose to do, Aggie.
Aggie: Oh, sorry, Norman.
Norman: It's OK... (pats Aggie on the shoulder) By the way, I wonder how the pizza came from the sky? That was very weird.
Gabriel: Wait a minute! I think the Wacky Pack sent the pizza to the portal!
Ico: The what?
Gabriel: You know, the Wacky Pack! My imaginary little guys with the names of Roge, Leno, and Cole!
Ico: The Wacky Pack. That's a very nice name for your friends' team. Can you tell us more about them?
Gabriel: No, not right now. We have to save our world now before it's too late. Are you guys ready?
The 4MYCCs: Yeah!
Gabriel: Now let's do it!
Norman: Gru, I don't think I can make this...
Gru: Don't worry, Norman. You were pretty brave before! I hope you'll be a lot braver than before, okay?
Norman: Okay, then.
(Cuts to black screen)
Text: 12 Minutes Later...
(fades to the night view of the desert)
Gabriel: (happy) Well, let's take a break today. Hopefully, we'll have a fresh start tomorrow.
(Hiro sees an Elmo-shaped silhouette is seen from far away)
Hiro: (looking at Elmo) Isn't that... Elmo?
(The 4MYCCs walk forward)
Gabriel: Seriously? Do we have to deal with another enemy?
(Elmo is revealed and is singing the Sesame Street song)
Elmo: (singing) Sunny day, sweepin' the clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet! (notices the MYCUNs; talking) Oh, Elmo didn't see you guys there. You must be the good and innocent people that Carrie Underworm hates. Elmo owes you guys an apology for attempting to become one of her minions. Anyways... (singing) Can you tell Elmo how to get... how to get to Sesame Street?
Gabriel: I accept your apology, Elmo. (confused) But why are you still here? I thought you went back to New York in real life a few hours ago.
Elmo: Elmo tried to, but the portal won't open.
(In real life, Loy goes to the portal)
Loy: Elmo's a good guy again! (opens the portal)
(The scene goes back to the Imaginary World)
Elmo: Elmo has to go back to Sesame Street from the real world to spend Christmas with his family. His mother Mae wants a new vacuum cleaner.
Hiro: (pointing at the portal) There's literally a portal showing Queens in New York City right behind you.
Elmo: Really? (turns around) Oh, yeah. Thank you, 4MYCC. (Elmo goes through the portal and the portal closes) Bye!
Norman: I'm suspicious about that Elmo muppet.
Norbert: Amy?
(The 4MYCC gang facepalmed)
Baymax: Oh, Norbert. I hope you get a new brain for Christmas. And by the way, Elmo is a boy, not a girl whose name was Amy.
Gabriel: Well, Elmo is a male muppet child, but hopefully, we would not deal with another problem for the night. Okay, guys, we'll set up 4 tents and get some sleeping bags.
Gru: This is your world. You can imagine things and make them appear.
Gabriel: I haven't really used that. (thinks about the tents and the sleeping bags, which appear) They're here!
(The 4MYCCs cheer)
Gabriel: Let's sleep!
(The 4MYCCs go into their tents and sleep; the scene fades to black)
Norbert: (shouting in Minionese) Boka!
Subtitle text: Ok!
Hiro: Phew! 
(Stuart puts a green hat and holds a blueprint of MYCUN City and MYCUN Village)
Stuart: (excited in Minionese) Gooooppppppaaaaaaa!
Subtitle text: Great!
Hiro: What are you looking at, Stuart?
(Stuart speaks Minionese)
Subtitle text: A blueprint of what we are going to build.
(Stuart puts his hat and the blueprint away)
Coraline: Well, Hiro, how did you get that Baa Baa Sheep costume?
Hiro: We took Gru's Costume Maker device.
Gru: So that's where the Costume Maker went.
Hiro: The Costume Maker is a device that makes costumes by scanning pictures or by brain memory.
Gabriel: Cool!
(Hiro's stomach grumbles)
Hiro: I'm so hungry that I could eat an entire sushi tree!
(The MYCUNs stop walking as they notice the ruined tents)
Gabriel: Well, I've had a pack of banana tree seeds.
(Pans to a stack of 5 pizza boxes on the table where the burger meat was)
Gabriel: We don't need those because we have (turns around) pizza boxes. (turns around again; surprised) Pizza boxes? (angry) Did you do this, Hiro?
Hiro: Yes, I bought pizza from MYCUN Pizza so you could celebrate when you guys escaped.
Gabriel: You're awesome, Hiro.
Dave: Bido.
Toon Link: Let's eat some pizza. The show must go on!
(The MYCUNs open up the boxes and grab the pizza slices)
Gabriel: (shouting) Eat up!
Red: Cheesier than the one from before, but I like it.
(Shows the MYCUNs eating pizza)
(The scene fades to when the MYCUNs had finished eating a few minutes later)
Gabriel: (getting a megaphone out of his pocket) Listen up, guys! I've got something to say.
(Everyone pays attention)
Ico: What are you going to say?
Hiro: Are we going to have a party on Christmas?
Gabriel: No, Hiro, we're not going to have a party during Christmas Eve. Sorry, guys, but I cannot stay in my Imaginary World for a while.
(The MYCUNs gasp)
Norman: But why? You're so fantastic!
Gabriel: I have to go back to the real world to spend time with my family. (takes out his portal-generating device, pushes the real world button on the device, and the portal appears) Well, I gotta go now, but I will never come back here until my Christmas break shift is over. The reason why I'm spending Christmas with my family in reality is because I had to take a break from all the stuff I had to do in my Imaginary World.
MYCUNs (except Gabriel): Oh!
Gabriel: Now, like I said, I will not come back here until my clone is created and my Christmas break shift is over. Well, I really gotta go now. Goodbye, my friends.
(Gabriel walks to the portal and disappears; a thought bubble is formed in the air)
Norbert: (thinking) Cactus tree? I'm so innovative! (starts talking in Minionese)
Hiro: (uses a hammer to hit the thought bubble) That's stupid.
(The MYCUNs except Norbert laugh)
Gru: Nobody uses a cactus for a Christmas tree.
Hiro: There are no pine trees around here.
Gru: Nevermind. You can do that.
(Cuts to the MYCUNs completing their decoration of the cactus tree 30 minutes later)
MYCUNs: (surprised) WOW!
Hiro: Thanks, Gru! You've made it Christmas tree-sized.
Gru: You're welcome, Hiro. (talking to Norbert) Norbert, you had a great and innovative idea.
Norbert: (thinking in his head) He's right! That thinking potion that I secretly drank helped me!
== Part 11: Carrie's Story ==
(Cuts to Wooden Underwood Enterprises)
Carrie: (off-screen) You ruthless guards! (on-screen) You let them escape!
(Cuts to a library)
Carrie: I told you, a story begin with a trashed life...
Koba: Ok!
Carrie: Once upon a time, there was a sweet girl named Carrie Underwood and on June 12th, 2003, I got arrested!
(Cuts to the 4MYCCs spies on her window)
Coraline: Arrested?
Hiro: Yes!
Coraline: Let's go!
Hiro: Yes!
(Cuts to the MYCUNs and 4MYCCs)
Gabriel: Good, bad...doesn't matter now. Carrie Underwood fans destroyed each other.
Gru: We fight too.
Gabriel: But we're family.
[Gru nods his head]
Gabriel: I wonder if they're really all gone.
Gru: Four winters now. Last two no sign of them. They must be gone.
[Gabriel was not looking convinced looks out at their homes suddenly a horn is heard]
Gabriel: [gasps] They're here.
== Part 12: Koba and His Minions Arrive ==
[the horn continues and the apes and the minions begin to panic]
Hoops: They're here!
Gabriel: Koba and his gang are coming! Everybody run!
[the MYCUNs, the minions, and the apes started to rush over under a safe place, then Red arrives holding Carn]
Red: Gabriel? What's going on?
Gabriel: I don't know! [whistles] Everyone, single file line. To the ballroom! Now let's go! Go, go, go, go!
[Gabriel leads his residents to go to a safe place at the ballroom]
Gabriel: Come on, keep movin', keep movin'! Good. [panting]
[Gabriel checks his home making sure that everyone had disappeared]
Gabriel: Okay. That's everyone. [rushes to the ballroom]
[we see the MYCUNs, the minions and the apes going down to the ballroom on the ground, then the MYCUNs wait until Koba and his army leave]
Gabriel: [anxious] I hope... I hope they don't see us...
[sounds of steps can be heard up there]
Caillou Clone Voice Upstairs #1: Hey, what the hell is going on here?
Caillou Clone Voice Upstairs #2: Yeah! Where is everybody?
Caillou Clone Voice Upstairs #3: Sounds like they're down... HERE!
[suddenly the holes break and Koba and his henchmen go down to the safe place and scare and terrorize the MYCUNs]
Teddy Bear: Ha-ha-ha! Guess who's back?
[Gru, Hiro Hamada, and Maurice tried to escape, but Koba stomped behind them and gave them a menacing look]
Hiro Hamada: [gasps] K-K-K-Koba!
[cuts to Gabriel who had a serious look on his face]
Gabriel: Koba.
[then Koba turns around to see Gabriel]
Koba: [signed] Gabriel, my old nemesis.
Gabriel: What do you want from me? Destroy the world again? Trying to get rid of me? Why are you here for, Koba?
Koba: [signed] We only came here. Because we wanted to check and see if everyone were there. If you were up there... We could have steal some stuff and terrorize your home for some reason!
Gabriel: Why am I even talking to you?
Red: Hey, Gabriel! How did you know what Koba is saying in Sign Language?
Gabriel: [to Red] Not sure, Red. But I'm trying my best to see what he's signing. It's like a Sign Language translator on my head. I know what the apes are signing, they're like "Hey, Babe, wanna go fishing?", "Do you like..."
Koba: Gabriel!
Gabriel: [looks at Koba] Oh, sorry. I heard you spoke, Koba. I already knew your quotes from the second Planet of the Apes movie.
Koba: Shut up!
Gabriel: Hey, don't talk to me like that! I am the king of my own imaginary world and how the hell did you come from after me and Red got married?
Koba: [signed] It's like I'm back from the dead. I'm stronger than ever! We came here from that other side. I'm also a Carrie Underwood fan.
Gabriel: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you like Carrie Underwood. You were like, one of my favorite characters, but favorite villains, actually. And you hired Evil Minions, and apes with guns, and bad shows that I hated.
[cuts to Caesar who is always getting angry at Koba]
Caesar: Koba! You not here!
[Caesar tried to attack Koba but Gabriel stopped him]
Gabriel: Caesar! Let him go! Let him go! Don't attack him! He'll kill us!
[Caesar moves away]
Gabriel: [to Koba] So Koba, is there any special things you have, like recently?
[Koba's adapted son, Antonio Perez, comes out under Koba's legs]
Antonio Perez: Here's something special! [makes a scary face] That's special!
Koba [to Antonio; signed] There, there, son. You are my only, friendly, human son.
Gabriel: That's your son??
Koba: [signed] Yep. Antonio is my only, friendly, human son. His real father, El Macho, was dead. So I adapted him.
Gabriel: I thought you hated humans! You hired some humans, and Carrie Underwood is a human. So do you only hate real-life humans except Carrie Underwood?
Koba: Yes. Koba no like real humans but no Carrie Underwood.
Antonio: Dad, we should get outta here until Gabriel kills our apes!
[Koba grabs Antonio]
Koba: Son, you wait or die.
Antonio: Sorry, dad...
[Koba then lets go of Antonio]
Koba: [to Antonio; signed] If you waste our time, someone could get hurt. [snaps his fingers]
[we see gorilla Abe arriving while leashed by one of Koba's apes, snarling and roaring]
[Hiro gasps and tried to escape but got grabbed by Koba]
Koba: [signed] What's the matter, little boy? You scared of gorillas like Abe?
Gabriel: Hiro!
Koba: No one likes Abe?
[Abe snarling and growling]
Hiro: Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!
[Gabriel arrives to stop Koba]
Gabriel: Leave him alone, stupid monkey!
[Koba turns around looking at Gabriel with anger; and Koba walks slowly to him. Koba grabs Gabriel by the shirt]
Koba: Don't you ever call me a stupid monkey. I am an altered bonobo. If you call me a stupid monkey one more time, I swear to God, I will kill you.
Gabriel: S-Sorry...
[Koba throws Gabriel to the ground hardly; then Koba looks everyone]
Koba: MYCUNs, you had warned! Apes follow Koba now! Me friends follow Koba! We plan to kill you! See you later! Have a nice day!
[Koba turns and starts to leave, his minions follows him, Caillou gives the MYCUNs an angry look before he turns and follows the rest of Koba's gang, then Red and the other MYCUNs rush over to Gabriel to see if he's okay]
Red: Gabriel! My Gabie! What happened! Are you okay?
Gabriel: [groans] Yeah... I think... I think I called Koba a "stupid monkey." And that made him really, really pissed off. I heard him talking in a human way before. Whoa! I must be dreaming!
Red: You shouldn't be.
[Gabriel then got up; then the MYCUNs rushes over and look up the holes]
Hiro: Dude, what the hell was that?
Gabriel: Don't know. Come on, guys. We had to start a council. Follow my led.
== Part 13: The New Jersey International Circus ==
(Scene transition to the exterior view of the circus: Clockwise wipe)
(Shows the door of PC Guy's dressing room)
(PC Guy is in a changing room, dressing up as a clown. Then, he opens a curtain and looks at himself in a mirror. Then, he drops a pin.)
PC Guy: This would look even better with a flower in my buttonhole.
(Stick Girl appears out of nowhere.)
Stick Girl: What do you need flowers for? You're ten years old when you don't need pins when you get dressed.
PC Guy: Liar!
(Shows the front view of the stage with red curtains)
(Aaron Jefferson walks through the curtains to the bottom center of the stage, holding a microphone)
Aaron Jefferson: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mothers and fathers, grandmothers and grandfathers, aunts and uncles, may I have your attention, please? The New Jersey International is proud to present to you, the New Jersey International Circus.
(Aaron Jefferson walks out of the stage and the curtains open showing PC Guy wearing a clown costume.)
(PC Guy gets out colorful balls and proceeds to juggle them before he falls over.)
(Cuts to Aaron Jefferson)
Aaron Jefferson: This always grumped me out.
PC Guy: Oops! Sorry about that. I was practicing my juggling, and I fell over the stage.
Aaron Jefferson: (mad) That's not an option! This is the New Jersey International Circus, not the PC Guy International Circus!
PC Guy: Fine! I guess you won't be such a fuss for years, sugar demon.
(PC Guy walks away.)
(Cuts back to Aaron Jefferson, who has a disgusted face)
Aaron Jefferson: (looks at the audience; returns to normal expression) Sorry about the madness. Now, with the most impressive balancers, here is Eric 1 and Eric 2.
(Eric 1 and Eric 2 are dancing on red and yellow balls, holding brown canes.)
== Part 14: Toon Buffet Pizza ==
(Cuts to PC Guy, sitting down in his normal clothes)
PC Guy: (sighs) How do I look like a workman who never wore these clothes again? I should apologize to those people immediately.
(Cuts to Eric and Victor backstage)
Eric: Did you hear that, Victor? He apologized to us for stealing their boys.
Victor: He did, Eric.
Eric: And for the master of disguise that trolls Toon-Stie, Victor.
Victor: And for the speck of heart by being caught shoplifting, Eric.
(Eric and Victor walk up the stairs.)
Victor: Um, excuse me. Where are we going?
Eric: We're going to have something to eat at a food place, Victor.
Victor: But—
(Eric and Victor stop walking.)
Eric: There's no time to lose, we need to get to Toon Buffet.
Victor: But—
(Eric and Victor arrive at the Toon Buffet.)
Eric: We're here.
(Eric and Victor goes to the Orderman, at the cash register counter)
Orderman: Hello there! Welcome to Toon Buffet! What would you like to eat?
Eric: I would like to have a pizza with cheese and pepperoni on it.
Orderman: And what drink do you want?
Eric: Diet...
Eric and Victor: ..water.
Orderman: Not a problem! One pizza with Sapporo brand diet water, coming right up! Please take your seats. I'll be right with you in a moment!
(Cuts to Eric and Victor at a table)
Eric: This food must be delicious, and this pizza should be here about ten minutes.
(Cuts to Victor)
Victor: (in thoughts, echoing) Wow! Did I hear what Eric said? He said ten minutes. Yes! Ten minutes. (7x)
(Orderman arrives at the table Eric and Victor are sitting in, holding a pizza dish with pepperoni on top.)
Orderman: Here you go, Eric and Victor! Bon appétit!
(Orderman walks away)
Eric: (happy) Oh, boy! I love to have some pizza!
Victor: (happy) Me too, Eric! Yummy!
(Eric and Victor started eating pizza.)
Victor: Yum, yum! This pizza tastes delicious. This is going to be more food for thought.
(Victor eats the pizza.)
(Cuts to Eric)
Eric: Can you hurry up, Victor?
(Cuts to Victor)
Victor: (chewing) Can't talk, Eric. I'm finishing up with this pizza.
(Cuts to Eric)
Eric: You're going to be late for the show.
(Cuts to Victor)
Victor: (chewing) We'll be at the show later, Eric.
(Eric walks out of Toon Buffet.)
Eric: Boy, that Victor is on a slow pace. Eating pizza, and still drinking water.
(Eric walks down the stairs.)
(Meanwhile, back at Toon Buffet, Victor finished the last piece of his pepperoni pizza and drank the last drops of diet water.)
Victor: Delicious! That was good.
(Victor checks his watch.)
Victor: Oh, my gosh! Eric's heading to the club! I better get going!
(Victor gives $15 to the Orderman.)
Victor: Here's your money! Keep the change!
(Victor walked outside of Toon Buffet)
(Cuts to Eric walking into a club.)
(Victor joins him, and they start dancing to "Whip It" by Devo.)
(Cuts to Eric and Victor outside the club)
Eric: (jealous) Where have you been, Victor?
Victor: I had finished eating all of the pizza and drank diet water. Did you forget something other than going to the club and dancing to the song "Whip It" by Devo?
Eric: Yes! (shocked) We forgot to watch the circus already! Thank you for reminding me, Victor! Let's go!
(Eric and Victor rushed back to the circus tent)
== Part 15: The Real World ==
(Fades to Gabriel walking in the snow with no snow clothes in Pennsylvania)
Gabriel: (depressed) Oh! What have I done? Why would I ever leave my friends behind?
(Gabriel pulls out a picture of him and Red from his pocket)
Gabriel: (sighs) Oh, Red... I will miss you and the MYCUNs...
(Gabriel puts the picture away, and he walks slowly with his head down; then he sits next to a random man on a bench)
Random man (sitting on a bench): Hey, kid. What are you doing out in the snow without a coat?
Gabriel: I came back from a desert in my Imaginary World.
Random man: (laughing) Ha ha! You believe that your imagination is a real place?
Gabriel: It's actually real and I'll prove it with my Portal Generator! (press the imaginary world button)
Random man: (shocked) Oh gosh! It's an actual portal!
(The portal stops growing and shows footage from the 80s Little Miss intro)
Random man: That's not an imaginary desert! That's the theme song to the 80s Little Miss intro!
Gabriel: (shivering) Darn it!
(Carrie Underwood pops up in the portal)
Carrie Underwood (in the portal): (laughing) Ha ha! You didn't prove the existence of your stupid, imaginary place to that random old man.
Random man: (shocked) Carrie Underwood?!?!
Gabriel: Yes! Carrie Underwood is a rude lady that wants to destroy my Imaginary World, and she has her very own henchmen that could serve her.
Random man: Really?
Gabriel: Yes. Bye.
Random man: It was nice talking to you. By the way, why don't you get a winter coat from this shop? (pointing at the shop behind them) Bye! (walking away)
(Gabriel goes into the shop, buys a winter coat, and leaves the shop to sit on the bench; he is tired)
Gabriel: (stomach grumbles) Oh, I should have saved an extra slice of pizza to eat later. (yawns; he's getting sleepy) I'm tired. (wraps his coat around him) Ahh, cozy. (sleeps)
(Giant lumps of snow covers the beach and him)
Gabriel: (angry) Are you kidding me?
(He closes his eyes, causing the screen to go black)Category:Transcript