Tales From the Green Room

Musical guest - Jason Mraz
Guest star - Jay Baruchel
== Quotes ==
The wheels on the bus go round and round and round!
Pipe down! You're annoying the driver! 
It's okay! I'm used to the singing from years of driving the schol bus!
Oh, okay.
Look, dad! Mount Rushmore! That's not on the way home! I knew we were lost! 
Just part of the trip, honey.
Who are those men and why are their heads so big?
Glad you asked
Sorry, as Ben Franklin said when he invented democracy, "you snooze, you lose!"
What does that mean?
The Washington Monument? Please let me get another map!
What's that thing?
That's the Washington Monument! You see, in the late 1700s America's greatest enemies were vampires!
They were not! They were the Brtish! The red-coats!
So how did you get home?
We were lucky. We hitched a ride with a traveling children's theater troupe who were coming to school to do a play bout the dangers of hitchhiking.
Well, I learned my lesson about making up stories in order to look like a big shot! It should only take about two hours to forget it!
audience member (Robert): Here’s a number that’ll make you want to sing along to
audience members (Genevieve, Robert and Amber): Give it up for Jason Mraz!
(crowd cheers)
Jason Mraz: Well, you done done me in, you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill, but you're so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks
Now I'm trying to get back
Before the cool done run out
I'll be giving it my bestest
And nothing's gonna stop me but divine intervention
I reckon it's again my turn
To win some or learn some
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Hmm (hey, hey)
Well, open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and, damn, you're free
Look into your heart and you'll find love, love, love, love
Listen to the music of the moment, people dance and sing 
We're just one big family
And it's our God-forsaken right to be loved, loved, loved, loved, loved
So I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
This is our fate, I'm yours
Do, do, do, do you, but do you, do you, do, do, but do you want to come on
Scooch on over closer, dear?
And I will nibble your ear
A-soo-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum
Whoa-oh-oh
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-whoa-whoa
Uh-huh, mmm-hmm
I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror
And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer
But my breath fogged up the glass
And so I drew a new face and I laughed
I guess what I be saying is there ain't no better reason
To rid yourself of vanities and just go with the seasons
It's what we aim to do
Our name is our virtue
But I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait, I'm yours
Well, open up your mind and see like me (I won't hesitate)
Open up your plans and, damn, you're free (no more, no more)
And look into your heart, and you'll find (it cannot wait)
That the sky is yours (I'm sure)
So please don't, please don't, please don't (no need to complicate)
There's no need to complicate (our time is short)
'Cause our time is short (this is)
This, oh this, this is our fate (our fate)
I'm yours
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