Saltoid Mike

Saltoid Mike ironically likes Mike.
== History ==
Saltoid Mike was created when Indifferent Mike slipped into a conscious coma while listening to mike and melissa ASMR and then SaltyDKDan was in the autoplay and all of his videos and streams played while he was in the coma. After waking up, he stabbed his melissa 37 times in the chest and then ripped her apart and ate her within 0.3 pictoseconds because he saw her as cringe.
He became a force of evil to both sides of the Mike War, sneaking around with his cringeovision camera and slandering anyone he saw on his blogspot.
He was then castrated by the state for having terrabytes of CP (Chinese Porn) on his cringe camera (this is in the Mike Conflict but they hate china Timeline but its also in the normal Mike Conflict Timeline at the same time.). He now has no balls and can't go ballin'. This has very upset him and he now lives alone in a shack in Ohio, plotting.
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Category:Mike Conflict but they hate china Timeline
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