BurdenedKing

Your name is GEORGE BLUM. Your element is BERKELIUM. Your chumhandle is burdenedKing, and you type in #1D5E0B. You tend to...type with a lot of...ellipses. Pausing in amusement that such...peons would dare to converse with you. 
===Appearance===
You are a young man dressed in a ROBE made of CURTAINS, RING POPS adorn your fingers, and you wear a CARDBOARD CROWN atop your head. You wield a CURTAIN ROD.
===Personality===
You are an angry, self-entitled young man. You are prone to fits of RAGE when things don't go your way. Which is OFTEN.
===Interests===
Being a KING, sewing ELABORATE OUTFITS for yourself and making jewelry, seeking a QUEEN. You like playing THE LUTE, because you saw someone doing it on a History Channel special. You despise WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, because he was considered low-brow entertainment at the time, certainly not fit for a KING such as yourself. You have a great interest in CLASSICAL MUSIC. You only have one album, a Chopin collection, because you insist on only using LOSSLESS AUDIO CODECS, the only format fit for a KING. Unfortunately, your hard drive is only 10 GIGABYTES, and it takes up nearly half of your hard drive. Your gaming system of choice is the VIRTUAL BOY. Mainly because you found it in the dumpster. Despite the fact that you have no games for it, when you put the mask over your face, you feel like you could be participating in some sort of ROYAL PLAY.
===Background===
You were raised in very poor conditions, so you crafted a fantasy of being a POWERFUL LEADER, and never quite escaped from it. You don't quite remember your parents. You look down on everyone else, thinking yourself the best. You constantly strive to be the leader.
===Modus===
HIERARCHY MODUS, each item is given a specific ROYAL POSITION in the modus and you must deal with the resulting POLITICS.
===Strife===
RODKIND, you specialize in various kinds of RODS.
===Relationships===
You live with your OLDER BROTHER. You have always loathed him, considering he is the HEIR TO THE THRONE. Or would be, if the throne existed. The closest thing to a throne in your house is a beat-up RECLINER.
Category:Retired Characters