YkniW ykniT

:Not to be confused with the Ybbutelet Ykniw-Yknit
ykniW ykniT is the second weakest form of Tinky Winky next to Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky. They are so weak that they die just days after creation due to bacterial infections. Other ykniW ykniTs have been made since then, some with less compromised immune systems, but nobody bothers with them as even disposable Negative Zone Machines (yes that is their only power) because everyone now just has that as an app on their iPhone 13s or whatever the newest one is to do it for them. Some believe he was thrown into a separate 1.0 Wa-Machine to make Good Tinky Winky.
== Backstory ==
The original ykniW ykniT was created when Luigi betrayed Gooigi. Gooigi then developed a plan to enact retribution upon Luigi by killing him with the strongest being in the universe, and so whipped out the Wa-Machine 2.0 to create a monster from a standard Tinky Winky. Instead of creating an Asplode Tinky Winky, Gooigi accidentally made the Negative Zone ykniW ykniT which sucked a lot.
However this wasn't all bad, as trapping Luigi into the negative zone was enough for Gooigi to shoot a bullet at Luigi and kill him. ykniW ykniT would be made useless after this, thus he was sent to Teletubby Land where he'd be rejected by all the other Teletubbies, leaving him to forge in the woods at night as a means of persons living or dead to not starve.
Unsurprisingly, the original ykniW ykniT would die on April 16th 1921 after he lost to a fight with a squirrel over who gets the acorn. However in 1990 Gooigi would make a memorial for him made of goo at the Gooigi's Goo Estate Back Yard. Legends say the squirrel came there just to eat the goo, but he might just be coming back because he's immortal.
==Useless fact ==
He has a CD with clips of the Ybbutelet Dnal Alkaline Lake exploding on it in his bag, and we know that because Wayame Midoh saw it when searching his bag.
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