Wizard Food

Wizard Food is the universally beloved food of wizards everywhere, and the preferred choice for Cellwind. It comes in a flat circular can much like dog/cat food, and can be bought just about anywhere.
Despite this, consuming Wizard Food is a dangerous, horrible experience - It looks and tastes like shit(in fact, it most likely is shit), but wizards seem to enjoy this, for some reason. Additionally, if a non-wizard attempts to eat Wizard Food, they will only taste cyanide as the black magic fuckery inside Wizard Food detects that it has been consumed by a non-wizard, turning the bits of meat in Wizard Food into rusty railroad spikes that make the consumer contract turbo-tetanus for the last few moments they'll be alive.
As of April 2020, Wizard Food has been rumored to be what killed the bat that was put in soup which kicked off the Coronavirus pandemic.
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