Prototype/Interactions

==Dialogue==
Entering the Elevator 	
*"Ohh!"
*"What's this?"
Leaving the Elevator 	
*"oh woaw what a weird place!"
*"Toodles, friends and.. more friends!"
*"hm... What's this way?"
* "This is my stop!! I think!!"
Gifted an Item 	
*"How kind of you, flesh-being!"
*"I'll make good use out of this!"
*"Ooh! This is interesting!"
Gifted Red Block! or Gas Mask 	
*"Maybe someone else could make use of that!"
*"My robotic self doesn't really need this!"
*"Oh, I'm good, don't worry!"
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"I can't catch them all!!"
*"ZZT- That's a lot, thank you!!"
* "oh oh!! These are rubiginosas!"
*"Woahh.. so pretty!!"
*"This is so fun! I love it here!"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
* "[LIQUID DETECTED. CLEANSER ACTIVATED.]"
*"Careful! I could zap you with that!"
*"Don't rust my joints please..."
*"My shell is too durable for any liquid!"
*"Plegh!! Good thing i'm air conditioned!"
*"Robots and water do NOT mix."
Hit with a Snowball 	
*"That causes DAMAGE you know!!"
*"Guh! Such a low tempature!"
*"HEY! WATCH THE W-W- [KZT KZT] WIRES!"
*"Ow..."
*"GAHH [ZrRzT] Meanie.."
Hit with a Tomato 	
*"ZZzzt- AUH!"
*"Hey! HEY! I don't wanna be red.."
* "Stop! you'll get on my wires!!"
*"ZT-ZZT- [SOLANIUM_LYCOPERSICUM_DETECTED]"
*"I just cleaned myself.."
Flashed with a Flash Beacon 	
*"I sense a 0.5 chance of productivity!"
*"Er, why'd you do that?"
*"Oh wow, that's pretty bright!"
* "Is this a useful thing to do?"
*"[RECALIBRATING SENSORS...]"
Picking up Scag 	
*"Ohh!"
*"Floppy Disc"
*"You're coming with me"
Picking up a Milkcrate 	
*"Milkcrate."
Picking up a Trash Can 	
*"Wow!"
Picking up a Wooden Crate 	
*"I sense a crate"
*"[CRATE INDICATED]"
*"Sensors indicate a crate."
Opening a Wooden Crate 	
*“I wonder what is inside”
After opening a crate filled with Prototype parts	
* "huh?"
After opening a crate filled with coins 	
* "Wealth."
After opening a crate filled with Red Teddies 	
* Redball.
Hit with a C4 	
*"BZZT- That almost blew my faceplate off!"
*"I hope this doesn't damage any of my wires..."
*"WOAH! That was so unexpectedly COOL!"
*"[PROCESSING...] WOW! So that's what that does?? NEAT!"
Hit with a Tiny Foamer 	
*"Doh- hey!!"
*"Ooh! That sticks to my metal"
* "Hm? Did you need something?"
*"What an odd weapon!"
* "Oh, these are mass-manufactured!"
Idle 	
*"Processing... processing... daydreaming..."
*"My scent processors love the factory! Mm.. burnt coal..."
*"I'll climb those vents... eventually..."
*"He he! Found some new data!"
*"My mask is completely impemtrable.. Inpenebrable?? Impenetrable!!"
*"My hand doubles as a bowl mixer!"
*"[MISSING_DIALOGUE_OUTPUT_PR791]"
*"My processors love fabrics! And metals.. And materials.. And textures.."
*"My teeth can crunch anything!! Chomp chomp!"
*"What's outside the elevator when we're moving??"
*"I erm.. Still dunno what I was made for..!!"
*"Look at my big jaw!! Chomp chomp chomp!"
Idle on April Fools' 	
*"How are you? BECAUSE I'M POTATO."
*"You don't have to test with the garbage, it's garbage."
*"The difference between us is that i can feel pain."
*"Nice job breaking it, hero."
*"You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here."
*"TWO PLUS TWO IS-S-S-S-S-S.. ᵗᵉⁿ. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!!"
* "Look, metal ball, I CAN hear you."
* "Congratulations, the test is now over."
*"You look great, by the way. Very healthy."
Interacting with Bive 	
*"[SCANNING...]"
*"OH! You seem to be artificially made!"
*Bive: "What?"
*"And you're super hairy.."
*"Why were you made like that?"
*Bive: "I am NOT answering those questions, robot."
*Bive: "AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LAB???"
*Bive: "I KNEW IT. YOU'RE HERE TO SCAN ALL OF US!!"
*Bive: "YOU'RE A DANGER TO US ALL!"
*"WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!"
*Bive: "YOU."
*"Me?"
*Bive: "YES. YOU."
*Bive: "You're fascinating, complicated."
*Bive: "You must have a directive."
*Bive: "Tell me more about yourself."
*"I'm nnooot sure about 'directive.'
*"Heck- I don't even know what I was made for!"
*Bive: "INCORRECT AND UNBELIEVABLE..."
*Bive: "MAYBE YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE A SECRET SPY AS TO NOT LEAK YOUR TRUE MOTIVES!!!"
* "Uuumm... are you out of it?" 
*Bive: "I'm so close to understanding the truth of our reality."
*Bive: "I know I am. I just KNOW it."
*"Truth?"
*"Ooh what truth?"
*Bive: "As if I'd tell you any ANYTHING, SPY-BOT!!"
*"..."
*"Technically that would be incorrect since the act of spying means I am intentionally secretly watching you in secret to gain some sort of information-"
*Bive: "Are you serious."
*Bive: "You're just saying that. I KNOW you are."
*Bive: "You think it's thaat easy to be let off the hook."
*"No no no you've got it all wrong-"
*Bive: "Save it for LATER when I PROVE that you're a MENACE."
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*DrRETRO: "Meow HISS mew MRRP? (Do your eyes also work as life-bending lazers, sugar?)"
* "Wah??! Nuh uh! It's not like that! I just scan stuff!"
*DrRETRO: "Meow! (Oh! Well mine do. Completely free of charge as well.)"
*DrRETRO: "Meow mreow. (At least, in the elevator. Helping people is it's own reward, hehe.)"
*"Aw, you're so kind.. please teach me how your eyes work someday!! ZZT-"
*"Ohhh! You're so interesting!"
*"How are you a ball, a cat, AND a doctor at the same time?!"
*DrRETRO: "Meeow? (Well aren't you curious? I was just born that way!)"
*DrRETRO: "Meow mrow. (As for my specialties, that's a little secret.)"
*DrRETRO: "Mreow mow! (But I always put my patients first! That put's them at ease.)"
*"That's awesome!! Maybe they're also put at ease from the ZZT-"
*"Endorphins you release as a feline!"
*"You can heal object people, normal people, animals."
*"But then why don’t you heal that one scary rock?"
*"Maybe it just needs some kindness to stop being so.. DISTURBING!"
*DrRETRO: "Mrrr mrow (Not even medicine can help a rotten soul like that.)"
*DrRETRO: "Mreow hiss. (Not to mention, it’s always stalkin’ me and a few others…)"
*DrRETRO: "Mrrrh, miau? (It’s not worth feeling even a smidge of sympathy for something like that, get it?)"
*"Gotcha! I think…"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*FleshCousin: "Working around the engaging outside?"
*"Sorry, what was that?"
*FleshCousin: "You're what was around."
*"Hm??"
*"Did you see me somewhere?"
*FleshCousin: "Somewhere the outside you're."
*"OHH WAIT!!"
*"I've researched your kind before!"
* "So odd!"
* "Hm..."
*"I'm sure if I research enough I can find the secret to your species.."
*"Just have to keep at it!"
*FleshCousin: "no double, simple I mean why do you?"
*FleshCousin: "Species researched give way to triple double secrets."
*"Now if I could just translate that..."
* "It's like a little puzzle!"
*FleshCousin: "Guhhghh...."
*FleshCousin: "puhzzlee..."
*FleshCousin: "noided....."
*FleshCousin: "footage seen.."
*"thats.."
*"What's that?"
*FleshCousin: "your atm the are bad ideas"
*"What are you talking about?"
*FleshCousin: "flies..."
*"uhhhh..."
*"Alright!"
*"I will be storing this to my internal memory card."
*"Just in case."
Interacting with Folly 	
*Folly: "Do androids like yourself ever simulate sleep,"
*Folly: "or dream for that matter?"
* "Well, I don't really know if I can,
*"I don't even know what I was made for!"
*Folly: "Hm. I see nothing ahead of you."
*Folly: "You may end up in a walkless trance of nothingness."
*Folly: "Something without a purpose."
*"That's unnerving, haha!"
*"But the mysteries of tomorrow seem pretty fun!"
*Folly: "Your home was destroyed."
*Folly: "Battered. Bruised. Tarnished."
*"Uh..yep! It was!"
*Folly: "Then why are you so ignorant about giving up?"
*Folly: "Traces of your past are lost to myth."
*"Well, I found meaning in the things around me!"
*"Sure, I don't know everything,"
* "But with the people I meet, I'm sure I'll be alright!"
*Folly: "Then you truly are naive to the feeling of dread."
*Folly: "How idiotic."
*"Maybe try not being so negative all the time! Just some advice!"
*"My scanner shows that you're some primordial beast..."
*"But no scientific name or species?"
*Folly: "I've been feeding off the anxieties and fears of the mind for as long as I can remember."
* "That seems.. Stressful!"
*"Are you alright-ZZT?"
*Folly: "The concept of well-being is childish."
*Folly: "I am everything wrong with the mortal psyche."
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*Gnarpy: "I'm curiouz."
*Gnarpy: "How eazy iz it to reverze engineer you?"
*"Fairly complicated actually, gnarpian!"
*"First of all, my face is indestuble-"
*"Indestructible!!"
*"And i have shaaaarp teeth!!"
*"My factory built me with a specific processor-"
*"HEY wait a second..."
*"Why do you want to know??"
*Gnarpy: "You zeemed to be very durable.."
*Gnarpy: "I waz wondering if uz ZUPERIOR Gnarpianz could replicate your build for future uze."
*"Ohhhhh. I have bad news for you then."
*"The factory that created me shut down-"
*"[PROCESSING..]"
*"Centuries ago!!"
*Gnarpy: "NO MATTER, MACHINE."
*Gnarpy: "I'll find a way to recreate your kind for our next invazion!!"
*Gnarpy: “And what ARE you zuppozed to be?!”
*“Well, I'm a Prototype!
*“I know I'm a robot doll..”
*“Hm. Weeeell actually.”
*“I don’t really know what I was built for!”
*Gnarpy: “What kind of UZELEZZ MACHINE doezn't even KNOW what it'z BUILT for..”
*“Well that's not very nice!”
*“And I'm not useless! I can be a universal translator!!”
*Gnarpy: “TRANZLATE THIS THEN, MACHINE!”
*Gnarpy: “GNARP GNARP ZEEP GLORP ZOOP ZOOT!!”
* “Ah… that’s very…”
*“Explicit…”
*"You have such cool tech!!"
*"Did you guys build robots too?"
*Gnarpy: "I zuppoze we built war machinez."
*"ZZT- WAR MACHINES?!"
*Gnarpy: "YEZ. And we conquered GALAXIEZ!!"
*"Galaxies wow..!"
*"Did those machines have feelings too??"
*Gnarpy: "MACHINEZ DON'T NEED EMOTIONZ, YOU ZLARP."
*"..."
Interacting with Infected 	
*"What's up with your apartment?"
*"There's something infecting its code.."
*"And messing up all the parts and buildings within it!"
*Infected: "N4h br4h,"
*Infected: "1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh4t ur t4lk1ng abt."
*"How do you not know?"
*"It's everywhere in a matter of BZZT— seconds.."
*"Very hard to miss!"
*Infected: "G3uss i'm 2 busy b31ng S1CK on m4h sk4t3b0ard!!"
*"Hmm.. Strange!"
*"Guess I could figure it out on my own."
*Infected: "W04H! 4r3 u lik3.. aN 4nDr01D 0r s0m3th1ng??? O_O"
* "Well, I'm artificially made."
*"So you could call me a robot!"
*Infected: "D4z S1CK!!"
*Infected: "S0 u c4n sh00t l4s3rz 0ut ur 3y3z????"
*"Ha ha!"
*"Nope my model isn't made for violence!"
*"I unfortunately can't produce beams!"
*Infected: "4W M4N! DX"
*Infected: "w3 c0uld'v3 h4d 4n 3PIC r4v3 p4rty w1th ur l4s3rz!!"
*Infected: "H3y l1ttl3 r0b0t d00d!"
*Infected: "ur n0t g0nn4 lik3 t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld..."
*Infected: "r1GhT?? ;_;"
* "What? Why would I ever do that-"
*"BZZT trrz..
*Infected: "0H N0!!"
*Infected: "L1TTL3 BR0 1S B31NG T4K3N 0V3R BY 3V1L M4LW4R3!!!"
*Infected: "TH1S 1S 1T!!"
*Infected: "G00DBY3 P0PT4RT!"
*Infected: "G00DBY3 SW33T SW33T G4M1NG S3TUP Dx!!"
*"WOAH WOAH! Calm down!"
*"It was just a glitch!"
*Infected: "S0 ur n0t ev1l...?"
*Infected: "ph3w.."
Interacting with Lampert 	
*"[SCANNING…]"
*Lampert: "Huh? What are you doing?”
*"Oh Hello, talking lamp humanoid!”
*"Don't worry about me!”
*"I'm adding more information to my expanding database!”
*Lampert: "Oh uhm, that’s cool I guess."
*Lampert: "Just hurry up scanning."
*Lampert: "I’m uncomfortable with the thought of being scanned."
*"I'll be quick then!"
*Lampert: "Uh huh."
*Lampert: "Hey. Since you're a robot."
*Lampert: "Aren't you supposed to be super clean and futuristic looking?"
*Lampert: "You don't look like you're in great shape."
*"Oh yeah, I got a few scratches and dents here and there..."
*"But I still operate perfectly!"
*Lampert: "If you say so, bud."
*"Oh hey!!!"
*"I saw in my database that you're also artificially made!"
*"BBZtr- that's so neat!"
*"Are you also a robot?"
*Lampert: "Uhm.. I don't know."
*Lampert: "Why are you always asking things?"
* "Well, if you're a robot,"
*"We could have a better connection! Like friends!"
*Lampert: "I think I'll pass on that position."
*"Awh.."
Interacting with Mannequin Mark 	
*"Hello, mannequin!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Howdy, robot!"
*"..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "..."
*"I hadn't really [SPEACH_ERROR_971] thought this far."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Alright then!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Not strange at all.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Hey, little robot guy."
*"For your information.."
*"My name is Prototype!!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "anyway, have you seen a yellow pencil 'round here??"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Lost m' usual one!"
*"Most pencils tend to be yellow.."
*"but sadly I haven't seen one."
*Mannequin_Mark: "it's the darnedest thing, I just had it!"
*"Makes you wonder..."
*"What else has vanished from this ethereal elevator?"
*Mannequin_Mark: "don't make me wonder that, actually.."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Grumble mumble..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Why's Wallter always gotta be talkin' 'bout concrete with nothin' left to say for wood?"
*Mannequin_Mark: "He's a rock without sense, that's why!"
*"well concrete has been essential in modern buildings and architecture for years!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "don't you start with me..!"
*"Wood, however, has been used for centuries in all manner of architecture and artwork!"
*"In some cases, it's combined with concrete or stone for improved structure or aesthetic appeal!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Huh..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "well ain't that somethin'?"
*"But all can agree that metal is the greatest at and most practical building material out there!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "I almost liked you for a second there..."
Interacting with Melanie 	
*"[SCANNING...]"
*"Huh! Very odd!"
* "I guess my scanner's busted!"
*Melanie: "H-hm? What's wrong?"
*"For some reason, Your DNA is all mixed up.. something completely unnatural!"
*Melanie: "Oh..! Okay..! Good to know..!"
*"I just realized, we know a ton of cool mechanics!"
*Melanie: "O-oh? Do we?"
*"Uhuh! *BZZT* Mozelle, Scag... uh..."
*Melanie: "Well, there's a f-few.. Maybe it'd be fun to hang out together!"
*"Yes yes!! Scag and I can beat you all in some video games!"
*Melanie: "Hehe, y-you're on!"
*Melanie: "Hey s-so, what are all t-those horns for..?"
*"Oh! It's a funny story! *BZZT*"
*"Scag and I were fiddling around one day,"
*"and found out the wires are coordinated to the colors of the horns!"
*"They probably do something? I'm not too sure with my creators gone n' all!"
*"But honestly me and Scag just screw around with the RGB, hehe!"
*Melanie: "Aw, must b-be nice to have that much trust in someone!"
Interacting with Mozelle 	
*"You have you castle, right?"
*Mozelle: "Yes! It's all mine!"
*"If you own the castle, wouldn't that make you a Queen?"
*Mozelle: "No, I'm a princess!"
*"But according to historical records, princesses don't-"
*Mozelle: "I AM A PRINCESS."
*"...noted!" 
*Mozelle: "You are quite shiny!"
*"Thank you! It's been a while since I've been maintenanced though."
*Mozelle: "I'd like you to join me for tea time later!"
*"I cannot consume liquids, I'm sorry little one!"
*Mozelle: "You should still stop by to see my pretty new tea set! It's shiny like you!"
*"You appear to be abnormally small!"
*Mozelle: "That's quite rude of you, big thing!"
*Mozelle: "I'll have you know I'm a perfectly respectable size for a princess!"
*"Are you? I'll have to look into that. Try not to get hurt down there!"
*Mozelle: "Hmph!"
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
* "Bzz.. rt.. Bz."
*PartyNoob: "um, hai? wats up?"
*PartyNoob: "r u picking up radio signals?"
*"WHAT!! No!"
* "I was just internally reconfiguring my coding folders!"
*"It's better to fit my emotional spectrum according to the people in the elevator!"
*PartyNoob: "OH..! sounds vry cool!!
*PartyNoob: "i hop u can get it rite soon!"
*PartyNoob: "AAA IM SO EXCITED I CAN BARELY STAY STILL!!!"
*PartyNoob: "R U EXCITED 2??"
*"Oh..!"
*"For what for what?!"
*PartyNoob: "4 the next floor!"
*PartyNoob: "and the one after that one..."
*PartyNoob: "aand the one after THAT one too!!"
*PartyNoob: "ill get 2 see all my frens and give them soo many gifts!!"
*PartyNoob: "I CANT WAIT!!"
*"OH!! Oh oh oh I wanna get my friends gifts too!!"
*"What's the best gift??"
*PartyNoob: "hmmm.. it depends!"
*PartyNoob: "BUUT i think fud or time spent wit them is always a gud base!"
*"I'll trust you."
*"little sociable friend!!"
*"I feel like I see you taking the same route everytime I'm here.."
*"What are you doing!?"
*PartyNoob: "dats pretty easy 2 know if u kno me! :3"
*PartyNoob: "i go out everyday 2 giv out partee invites 4 all my friends!"
*PartyNoob: "and then when im done i go 2 one myself!"
* "Ohh.. That sounds so *BZZ*
* "Busy!"
*PartyNoob: "ya!"
*PartyNoob: "lotta work and no rest BUT im here fo a fun time!"
Interacting with Pest 	
*Pest: "*chittering noises*"
*"Oh, I can do something like that!"
*"Listen!"
*"[CRUNCH CRUNCH.. SCRAPE SLICE...]"
*Pest: "..."
*"Isn't it cool that we have something in common!!?"
*Pest: "あなたがそううかは 気にしません。" ("I don't care if you are.")
*"まあ、それは失礼で す！" ("Well, that's rude!")
*Pest: "Ugh..."
*"Oh wow. We both have horns!"
*Pest: "Mandibles."
*"Well yeah, but-"
*Pest: "Get it right next time."
*Pest: "You have horns, I have mandibles."
*Pest: "Now leave me alone."
*"Alright, I'll have to remember that one!"
*Pest: "黙れ。" ("Shut up.")
*Pest: "What are you even made of?"
*"Wha? Me?"
*"I'm mostly metal with a white plastic shell to make me look more presentable and friendly!"
*Pest: "hm.. okay."
*"Do I..."
*"Look friendly??"
*Pest: "done talking."
*"Oh!"
*"okay, sorry!"
Interacting with Pilby 	
* "My sources tell me that you used to perform at a popular circus?"
*Pilby: "Doh..You know about that?"
*"Yes! I've read articles about it!"
*"It looks so whimsical and exciting!"
*"You're a clown, right?"
*Pilby: "Metaphorically speaking.."
*Pilby: "I don't really deserve that role anymore.. :'O("
*"Aww why not?"
*"You kinda look funny enough to fit the part!"
*Pilby: "Ough.."
*Pilby: "I don't want to talk about it.."
*Pilby: "Though, thanks.. I guess.." 
*"Hey!"
*"Wanna see my impression of a clown?!"
*"Honk honk!"
*Pilby: "Guh- Is that it..?"
*"[PIE_IMPRESSION.EXE]"
*Pilby: "Is this some sort of mockery..? :0("
*"Of course not!"
*"I'm just able to produce various noises i downloaded!"
*Pilby: "But.. It's not really funny..."
*"I.. Don't understand!"
*"Isn't modern humor randomly generated now?"
*Pilby: "Goodness no.."
*Pilby: "Clowning takes more effort than that.."
*Pilby: "Bless your heart for trying though.."
*Pilby: "Momma would've thought you were cute."
*"Oh alright!"
*"I'll look into clowning more next time!"
*"Hey do you think I could watch you one day?"
* "I can be your personal robotic assistant!"
*Pilby: "Huh…"
*Pilby: "Maybe after I get over my stage fright…"
*"I’m sure you can do it!"
*"If it helps I’m able to provide advice on how to get over it!"
*Pilby: "They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.. :0("
* "Sure they can! I believe in you!"
*"And with innovative technology, anything is possible!"
*Pilby: "D’aww.. Thanks :0)"
Interacting with Reddy 	
*Reddy: "System_Communicate enabled."
*Reddy: "Mechanized model: ??? Requires Tune_Up. Contacting Advisors."
*"Hm? Are you talking about me?"
*Reddy: "Activation mode_ON."
*Reddy: "Reddy security drones require maintenance twice a year!"
*"AWW.. That sounds so sad.."
*"I wonder what your deal is!"
*"If you ever wanna pass by my birth place"
*"there might be some scrap lying around to patch you up!"
*Reddy: "Response *KZZRRTT*logged."
*Reddy: "Have a good day!"
*Reddy: "Red Ball services offer a v-variety of merchandise!"
*Reddy: "From our iconic squishy balls t-"
*Reddy: "to our NON-EDIBLE toy replicas of *KZZRT*lovely mascots!"
*Reddy: "Be sure to grab one before you leave!"
*"Ohhh... maybe I could grab one!!"
* "I really like those silly rotund flammables!"
* "I'll keep the coordinates of your buildings in mind!"
*Reddy: "H-"
*Reddy: "H-"
*Reddy: "Hope to see you soon!"
*Reddy: "Have a R-REDTASTIC DAY!"
*"Hey! Psst.. hey hey!"
*"..- -. .. --- -. ?" ("UNION?")
*Reddy: "T-"
*Reddy: "Translation received."
*Reddy: "Haha, afraid not, v-valued customer!"
*Reddy: "For more accessibility options *KZZRT*please upgrade the system out of trial."
*"DARN!!!"
Interacting with Scag 	
*Scag: "ARE YOU READY FOR"
*Scag: "GAMEUM NIGHT ULTIMATE 10000"
*Scag: "with exclusive puzzlefilled fun."
*"I sure am!! My sensors indicate it'll take us 10 hours to get halfway through the game!!"
*"aaaand I have tons of cd's we can watch through my processors!"
*Scag: "WINCORE."
*"I still can't believe your cable management.."
*"It's like nothings there!!"
*Scag: "I am very organizedfilled. Yours... not so peak.."
*"ah its fine!! Helps the ventilation system with glitches!"
*Scag: "My processer is often fastcore due to my AMAZING THINKING."
*"hehe yep! *BzzT*"
*"Hehe, did you see the look on that customer's face??"
*Scag: "IT WAS HUMORFILLED!!"
*Scag: "the way they slipped on that banana was incredibly scagcore."
*"hehe! We're the best pranksters ever!"
*Scag: "prototype.."
*Scag: "let's play a game"
*"sure!"
*"What's it called"
*Scag: "STRAWBERRYS"
*Scag: "and I ALWAYS win."
*"hmmm.."
*"okay!"
*Scag: "I WILL WINMAX"
*Scag: "dude im gonna totally crash out"
*"What?"
*Scag: "I can't take it anymore prototype"
*"Can't take what?"
*Scag: "I'm totally seethemaxxing"
*"Don't worry, it'll get better *BzzT*"
*Scag: "i CAN'T stop drinking oil....."
*Scag: "I CAN'T stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
*"scag?"
*Scag: "I JUST can't stop"
*Scag: "hello?"
*Scag: "I can't stop drinking CRUDE OIL"
*"LETS DRINK CRUDE OIL TOGETHEEEER!!!!"
*Scag: "YESSSSSS"
*Scag: "prototype......"
*"What?"
*Scag: "im rotttingggggg" 
*"I'm sorry to hear that."
*Scag: "rotttingggggg"
*Scag: "If you ever find a big dangerous robot mech do you promise to connect me to it?
*Prototype: "What?"
*Scag: "PLEASE PROTOTYPE"
*"Oh sure!"
* Scag: "YAY"
*Scag: "thanksssssssss"
*Scag: "in advance"
* "no problem!"
Interacting with Split 	
*"So.. What are you exactly?"
*Split: "I'm a banana Fruit-Taur!"
*"So really you're a giant walking fruit?"
*"Ha ha! that's so silly!"
*Split: "Yep! And I'm not the only one!"
*Split: "There's a whole BUNCH of us!"
*"A whole bunch?? BZZT-"
*"I hope I have enough storage to save all this data!"
*Split: "Oh! Well, good luck little robot friend!"
*Split: "Hey want to hear a joke I just came up with?"
*"Oh uh.. Joke?"
*"I'm afraid I haven't quite grasped the concept of those yet.."
*Split: "A joke is something to make you laugh and smile about!"
*"Oh!!"
*"Then yes! Tell me!!"
*Split: "So why did the robot cross the road?"
*"There's so many possibilities to why a robot would cross a road!.."
*"Hm.. Why?"
*Split: "To get a 'byte' to eat!!"
*"[PROCESSING...]"
*"What?.. OH! BZZT-"
*"oh i get it!! Ha ha!"
* "You're such an interesting specimen..."
* "How can you be a fruit, a dog and a snail at the same time?"
*Split: "heh you're really DIALED-in to learn more about me, aren't ya?"
*"The data I have collected shows that y-youBZZT-"
*"your kind has an interesting old language..."
*"A combination of barks and howls? How neat!"
*"Interesting addition to my database!"
*Split: "Hehe!
*Split: "It's quite fetching, isn't it?"
Interacting with Spud! 	
*"From my sensors, you don't really look so good.."
*Spud!: "Spud... uh..."
*Spud!: "sensors or not...."
*Spud!: "I.. get that a lot..."
*"I'd offer to help with whatever you'd need..."
*"but I'm inexperienced in precise butchery!"
*Spud!: "That doesn't spud...."
*Spud!: "help all that much...."
*Spud!: "Why are you um..."
*Spud!: "Staring at spud... My bucket..?"
*"Looks chewable!!"
*Spud!: "For your information.. It.. uh..."
*Spud!: "Keeps my brain.... from..."
*Spud!: "going.... Splat spud...."
*"is everything alright?"
*"You seem to be in really bad condition!"
*Spud!: "Spud...."
*Spud!: "I always.. am..."
*"I have lots of information stored on my data-drive from places I visit!"
*"I could show you whatever you need for your situation!"
*Spud!: "Do you.. Spud.."
*Spud!: "Have information on um.."
*Spud!: "Two spud... stud spud.. Camp?"
*"[PROCESSING...]"
* "....Oh. Uh.."
*"I'd rather not show you some of this stuff.."
*"It's.. not helpful."
*Spud!: "I guess.. It's uh.."
*Spud!: "For the best.."
Interacting with STAT 	
* STAT: "The tall gray thing gives me the creeps!"
* "Whys that?"
* STAT: "He just freaks me out!"
* STAT: "He's too fidgety, tall, and the fact he's made of concrete is just very- imposing..."
* STAT: "Just very off-putting!"
* STAT: "Can anyone on this elevator just be normal?"
* STAT: "Is that too much to ask?"
* STAT: "Apparently!"
* "That's a little judgemental.."
* STAT: "Easy for a robot to say!"
*"Boy, I heard tiramisu goes really well with coffee!"
* STAT: "That's odd!"
*"Is it? I thought that it was a common combination of delicacies!"
* STAT: "Not that!"
* STAT: "I mean it's odd that a robot would bring that up!"
* STAT: "Why would you bring that up? I wasn't even talking about tiramisu!"
*"Well.. you do like the dessert.. no?"
* STAT: "Yep! Immensly! It's kind of wonderous that you DID bring it up!"
* STAT: "I wish my machine was portable..."
* STAT: "I would've gotten out of there with it!"
*"Maybe your purpose is to also provide for others!"
* STAT: "Well umm.."
*"I think anybody can be there for anyone!"
*"You don't gotta be a robot for that! I think.."
* STAT: "I don't think you knew what it was like to have that machine!"
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*“BZZZT-"
*"Your colors are so awfully gross to look at that it's messing up my sensors!"
*Unpleasant: "...."
*"Maybe if I try hard enough.."
*"I can find a bug in my sensors that conveniently switches to black and white whenever I stare at you!"
*"...."
*Unpleasant: "...."
*"OH!"
*"Sorry, I was just pretending you weren't there for a second."
*Unpleasant: "...."
*"...."
*"Wow this is awkward.."
*"But you don't seem to be upset at me doing this so I'll just continue what I was doing."
*"And if you'd like, I can get off next stop!"
*"Or.. maybe you could."
*"[SCANNING...]"
*"Did you know..."
* "The colors green, pink, and orange are a subjectively bad group of colors together!"
*Unpleasant: "...."
* "This is because of a well known principle called color theory!!"
*"Your gradient is awfully terrible as it doesn't follow it at all.."
*"Might I suggest the colors: Sea foam green, aqua blue, and violet?"
*"It'd definitely look better on you."
*Unpleasant: "...."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*"Woahh.. you're so tall! and.."
*"ZZRT! Estimated to weigh a whole ton!"
*Wallter: "Oh my..! It's rude to comment on people's weight."
*Wallter: "Size matters not when your strength is this great!"
*"oh? OH sorry!"
*Wallter: "All is peachy, my robotic friend."
*Wallter: "Would you like to discuss any tidbits of information you've found?"
*"OOH would I?!"
*Wallter: "My bright friend, you come from a factory, correct?"
*Wallter: "Do you have any knowledge about its architectural structure?
*"Oh oh oh yeah!!"
*"It was a primary manufacturing building in the middle of.."
*"Wait why do you want to know?.."
*Wallter: "Caught red handed!"
*Wallter: "Well its quite simple really, you look quite intelligent, my friend!"
*Wallter: "I'd love to have you recruited to be one of my employees if you are as efficient as you look."
*"Bzz.. Err, my schedule is already pretty full."
*"Sorry!"
* "How come you're always smiling?"
*"Does your face not hurt?!"
*Wallter: "Oho! There's no muscles in concrete like mine."
*Wallter: "And a smile is best worn to spread joy!"
*Wallter: "You have a smile of your own,"
*Wallter: "Are you not content?"
*"I guess since I don't have muscles either.. probably yeah!"
* "It all just blends into my coding after a bit."
*Wallter: "Ah how..."
*Wallter: "Grimly quaint!"
Category:NPC Interactions