Commander Stocklin goes to jail.

Commander Stocklin, an officer of the P-Fleet, stood trial for his offenses against the P-Fleet. Emperor Pirk said "Commander Stocklin, you are accused of harming the fleet, starting an interstellar war, destroying property of the P-Fleet, hurting and killing fleet members, zoophilia...and misuse of a Swiss army knife. Do you have anything to say?" Stocklin said "But..." Emperor Pirk said "Silence! Guilty as a pig! This can't be changed. Here is the sentence. I condemn you to lifelong imprisonment!" Stocklin said "What?" Emperor Pirk said "You'll be honored to be the first in our brand-new prison..." The guard took Stocklin away as Stocklin screamed "No. No. NOOOOOO!" Emperor Pirk pounded his gavel and shouted "...on an asteroid!" Commander Stocklin was sent to jail on an asteroid.