Coach Conversations: Reginald and Zira wedding thread

Coach Conversations: Reginald and Zira wedding thread the fifth wedding thread in Coach Conversations. It was opened by Tomodachidudeball on April 3rd, 2020.
==Coaches==
==Roleplayers==
* Tomodachidudeball (As Reginald, Zira, Discoain, Harold, The Pixel King, Rondal, and Manny)
* DynamoDerp11 (As Leo, Barbara, Tony, and Katie)
* GrandTheftAutoHero (SFPR) (As Tatsumi)
* S0ul245Official (As Ari)
* Xxdenmexx (As himself, Zack, Amy, Edna, Mary, and Sarah)
* Sorviete (As Some Pill Thingy and Spoon Woman)
* AlexTheJustDancer (As Silas)
==Dialogue==
*A hyphen indicates the quote or action was interrupted-
**a text in between apostrophes indicates the coach is doing an action*
*(a text in between parentheses indicates the coach is thinking, not talking out loud)
Rondal: ....
Discoain: ...I don’t think anyone cares....
Leo: Hey, everyone!
Barbara: It's been a while since I've been to a wedding.
Tony: Benji and Celestina couldn't come-- they're too busy Coach Conversating. (Man, it hurts to look this good...)
Reginald: Hey guys!
Discoain: Glad you could attend!
Zira: Hi!
Tony: Yeah, my girlfriend's showing up soon.
Katie: I am not your girlfriend! I don't even like you-- I like LEO!
Leo: Oh boy.
Tatsumi: I'd say this will be amazing.
Reginald: Hey Tatsumi! So glad you could make it!
Ari: Hey guys! What's up?
Reginald: Me and Zira’s wedding is what’s up.
Zira: Im so excited! :)
Ari: Ooh, congrats you two! =D 
Xxdenmexx: LMAO I FORGOT THIS THREAD EXISTED
Zack: Me too :v
Amy: Me too XD
Alex: we all did.
Chris: This just keeps proving nobody cares about straight people \(:v)/ *kisses Alex’s cheek*,
Reginald: Guys, we’re gonna play “Punch Harold simulator” before the wedding! Feel free punch this, you’ll win the game if you do.
Edna: *grabs punching bag and throws it off building* I WIIIIIIIN, I win because I am a lyricist and I have words in my 🧠
Meghan: *grabs the real Harold and chains him* new slave for me boy, here we go :D
Ari: Haha! *punches too much, but then stops* Eeek, haha so tired
Harold: Harold: WHAT?! NO! YOU CAN’T ENSLAVE HAROLD! YOU SUCK @## AND EVERYONE ELSE DOES!
Meghan: *slaps Harold*, shut up, slave >Bv
Ari: *Punches Harold* Haha! You thought *Keeps continuing*
Leo: When’s the cake gonna be served?
Meghan: ...this guy is cute
Mary: c u t e ? LEO IS HOT AF
Meghan: Uhhh *chains Mary*
*party*
Alex: Why now?
Meghan: Because yes, unless *chains Alex too*
Some Pill Thingy: e
Spoon Woman: *facepalms*
Zira and Reginald: Glad to see everyone’s having fun at our wedding!
Harold: FUN?! THIS IS NOT FUN! I’M GETTING SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR YOUR STUPID WEDDING!!
Discoain: *drops anvil on Harold* Haha! This is fun! Best wedding party ever!
The Pixel King: Oh hey, I was wandering across the land and stumbled upon this wedding! What’s going on?
Rondal: .....
Ari: heh, everyone was just punching Harold hah
Tatsumi: Pretty fun isn't it? Congratulations you two!
Discoain: Again! Again! Punch him again!
Sarah: *hits Harold with frying pan* :D
'Discoain: Alright. As fun as this is. We got to get to the main part. The wedding of Reginald and Zira. Everyone take your seats.
Rondal: *Nods and sits down*
Katie: Wait, who’s getting married?
Barbara: Shh!
Discoain: Reginald an’ Zira. Gonna give everyone a few more minutes to simmer down and sit down.
Leo: I don’t wanna slap that Harold dude...
Tony: Hey, all you girls, I’m Tony and I’m single.
Tatsumi: Glad that one of my friends is getting married.
Katie: Because we’ve been gone for about two months, we should re-introduce ourselves. I’m Katie, that clueless dreamboat over there is Leo, the cringy Duck Sauce girl that’s never appeared anywhere before is Barbara, and the nacho-haired slimeball is Tony.
Mary: Leo and Tony should date 😍
Zack: ._.
Reginald and Zira: *Walks down isle holding each other's hands*
Discoain: *clears throat* Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls. We are here to witness the marriage of two, Reginald and Zira. May we have the rings?
Manny: Here you go *passes the rings to Discoain*
Discoain: Reginald and Zira, when I hand you these rings, you are to put it on your finger, as a reminder of your love for each other. Reginald, do you take Zira to be your wedded wife?
Reginald: I do.
Discoain: And Zira, do you take Reginald to be your wedded husband?
Zira: I do!
Discoain: Well then, with the power vested in me, I declare you, husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Reginald and Zira: *Puts on rings*
Reginald: *kisses Zira*
Tatsumi: *applauds*
Silas: Marriage ^v^
Rondal: ………………congratulations……………
The Pixel King: GUYS RONDAL JUST SPOKE.
Chris: NOW THIS IS INTERESTING, NOT YOUR *SS STRAIGHT MARRIAGE
Rondal: ..........
Reginald: if anyone cares, we are now serving cake and drinks like soda, milk (it’s not TruMoo) and other stuff.
Leo: CAKE! YUSSSSSS
Reginald: dig in! I get to sit next to Zira though.
Discoain: Weddings over everyone! Thanks too all who attended, and we wish Reginald and Zira a happy married life together.
Zira and Reginald: :D
==Trivia==
*Discoain's name was misspelt as Dicoain throughout the thread. This mistake was corrected for the transcript part of this page.
*This marks the only time Rondal has spoken.
*This is the only wedding thread where the words Coach Conversations appear in the title
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