MrDerpyman

== Origins ==
Derpent Auros was born into a village on the Alamaynian east coast. A wealthy village, trading with the large city nearby. But as a town grows wealthy, other look in envy. Derp was not even four years old when bandits plundered the village. They burned, pillaged and destroyed everything in sight, while the villagers were trying to save their lives. A friend of Derp threw him onto a boat heading to Aldovir, carrying the survivors. As the ships set sail, leaving the harbor, Derp could do nothing but watch, as the blaze swallowed their house, burning his mother, father and brother. 
== Time in Carn ==
Derp found himself in a land far away. Derp' ship was the only one that survived the long journey. Derp was confused, scared, he did not know what to do, everyone who he knew all his life were gone, and now he was supposed to find out what to do with himself in a big city. For many years, he lived on the streets. Stealing bread from bakeries for food, and praying for food. Although never educated, Derp was a bright fellow, and had ideas for making money. He started telling made-up stories of his life in Alamayn before. It was a land far away, and no one knew the truth. He would charge high prices of supposed objects from Alamayn, that were made from "materials not known here, materials that look like plain wood or stone, but were actually magical forces from the Far North." Of course, those were all lies, but that did not stop him from making some money. An entrepreneur in a nearby shop noticed the clever ways of Derp, and when he was only 15 years old, offered him a job as a salesman in his shop. Derp finally found a true meaning in life, and started working for the shop. He bought a house, got a steady income, and no longer had to worry about others. However, one day as he returned home from work, he found a note on his front door. A note that said: "Evicted". He did not know what to do, his life was finally starting to make sense, and now his house was being demolished for a new construction project in the city. Derp spent the days in bars, drinking, when he heard from his old friend from Alamayn. A friend he thought had been dead this entire time. He called him to join his town, a town in the land he belongs.
== Back in Alamayn ==
"Order restored in Alamayn", the newspaper said. Derp hopped on the first ship headed towards Alamayn. After days of travelling the seas, they docked in Adwa, the capital of Alamayn. Derp never knew how the rest of Alamayn was like, all he knew was his village, and the surrounding forest. His old friend grew rich, incredibly rich. He invested into making a small town, of the coast of Adwa, called "Navigavia".
=== Navigavia ===
Navigavia was a town under the water. A town of tubes and tunnels. The new city attracted many dwellers from all around Alamayn, but Derp would feel...familiar...familiar people and faces...like he was here forever, not only a day or two. Later he found out that many from Navigavia were people from his old village that survived. After unpacking his belongings and setting up his apartment, he went to visit the ruins of his town. It was still there, his house was still there, his family, was still there. He found their skeletons laying, peacefully, in a room. He decided to bury them, properly, and that he would visit them every day, just like before.
Navigavia grew and developed, and became a regional center, with MrDerpyman investing most of his early time in Alamayn into it's construction. Many still flock to Navigavia to this day
== Activites in Alamayn ==
=== SLPA ===
MrDerpyman founded the Social-Liberal Party of Alamayn (SLPA), the first modern Alamaynian political party. The first major win for MrDerpyman and the SLPA, was in the April 2022 elections, when MrDerpyman won a seat as a representative of Axum in the Ruling Council. Another SLPA member, BlackAdder, the former Sultan of Alamayn, was also almost voted for the second seat, but lost in a tight margin.
=== Infrastructure Development ===
Derp was always interested in roads, bridges and canal, which he brought with himself to the new Alamayn. Currently, Derp is the main road constructor, closely working with the governmental offices and the ministries to further encourage infrastructure and construction,
Category:Traveler's Era