Metatron

== Personality ==
Metatron is a known gay, and one of the earliest Meat Gods. Formerly he held himself with an aura of nobility, but now he weeps about his divorce with Geddy. His divorce with Geddy has left him a changed man. He is different from Megatron, as he is not homophobic. Where did Metatron go?
== Backstory ==
When "milk" was born, so was Metatron. From the "milk", Metatron made thick juicy "meat", and created the foundations of the Meathouse. He used to date Luigi, until a tragic accident that turned Luigi into a furry. Metatron hates furries. He drowned his sorrow in soymilk, because he is lactose intolerant. Geddy brewed him the cup, and they hit off. Unfortunately not everything was peaceful, and Metatron had to divorce with Geddy for some reason the author didn't really think about. He now has depression as Geddy moved onto the similiar named Megatron.
== Trivia ==
* Metatron is lactose intolerant and allergic to meat because he was born before the conception of meat, and was never made from milk like all other beings.
* He is chronologically the first character in the Meatverse to be gay, but not the first introduced gay character.