Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows/Transcript

[The movie begins. The four turtles are standing on top of a rooftop.]
Donnie: Fellas, it's go time.
Leo: Turtle Formation in three, two, one! 
[They leaped off, sliding down only to land on a statue of a gargoyle.]
Leo: What happened to Turtle Formation?
Mikey: Turtle Formation? I thought you said "Squirrel Formation."
Raph: Why would he say "Squirrel..." What's "Squirrel Formation?"
Donnie: Guys, chill out. Let's go! 
[They jump off]
Donnie: [gleefully] Hey, Raph, do that thing.
Raph: Oh, no. I don't want to do it. It hurts.
Donnie: Do it, do it, do it... Won't stop until you do it, do it, do it.
Raph: Okay, fine!
[Raph jumps off and landed on the pool, grabbing onto Donnie's bo.]
Leo: Donnie!
Donnie: Here we go!
Leo: You set it up, right?
Donnie: Yeah, he'll be there, I promise.
[They swoop down past a pizza man, grabbing pizza boxes.]
Mikey: Thanks, Kevin. See you next week!
Leo: Go, go, go! Guys, you know the drill.
Raph: Let's get that box from Mikey. 
Mikey: Give me that.
Raph: Over here! 
[He throws it to Raph who throws it to Leo, who throws it to MIkey but end up catching it.] 
Raph: Keep away!
Leo: Raph, over here! Right back at you.
Donnie: I'll take that.
[Donnie snatches it but the box hits him on teh pafce, it flies into the air and Mikey catches it.]
Mikey: Hey!
[They jump down onto the rafters.]
Donnie: All right, guys. We made it just in time! You see that? All right, I say, "Go!" You say, "Knicks!" Go! Go!
brothers: Knicks! Knicks!
Donnie: Two points coming up!
Leo: Shoot it! Shoot the ball!
Donnie: Oh, guys, does it get any better than this?
Mikey: Yeah, but I want to be down there.
Raph: You sit your ugly self down there, you'd have people running for their lives.
Mikey: You see me? I look good, brah.
Leo: Yo, fellas! Hey, hey, hey. We got the best seats in the house right here. Anyone can sit down there.
Raph: We saved this city. We should be on the Jumbotron, not in it.
[The lights turned off.]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, one year ago, a shadow fell over our city. Suddenly, it was under siege by the notorious villain, Shredder. Along with his army of enforcers, the Foot Clan, Shredder ruled our streets. Until one day, from out of the shadows, stepped a beacon of hope.
Leo: Hey, you see who that is?
[Mikey coughs]
Annoucer: He was just a humble cameraman. But when danger struck the heart of our city, he single-handedly battled Shredder, locking him up behind bars. And now, turn your attention courtside where Jill Martin meets a man who, later this week, will receive an honorary key to the city. Please welcome Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick!
[Vern stood up and the crowd cheered for him.]
Jill: Vern, tell the fans how a regular New Yorker like yourself was able to single-handedly hunt Shredder down and bring him to justice.
Vern: Well, the truth is, Jill, I actually had help from a couple of friends.
Mikey:[gasp] No way! He's totally gonna give us props. Here it comes! Ooh, here it comes!
Vern: Thunder and Lightning!
Mikey: Aw, come on!
Raph: What is this?
Leo: Guys, you know we couldn't take credit for bringing down Shredder. Vern's just sticking to the arrangement we made with him.
Raph: Yeah, well, this arrangement has us spending the rest of our lives sitting in the nosebleeds.
Mikey: Speaking of nosebleeds...
[Mikey snatches something from Donnie.]
Donnie: Hey, what'd you take?
Mikey: Hold on. Hold on.
Donnie: Hey, be careful with that, that's my peashooter.
Mikey: Okay, hold on. Head shot. Straight head shot.
Raph: Oh, you got this. You got this! Yeah.
Vern: So I just wanted to be an example for all New Yorkers. One man...
Raph: Yo, you got him!
Jill: Are you... Are you okay?
Vern: Yeah.
Raph: Oh, my turn, my turn, my turn.
[Raph snatches the shooter from Mikey.]
Mikey: All right. All right. You got this.
[He fires the pea shooter at Vern's face. Everyone hollered as Vern looked toward the jumbotron.]
Jill: Okay. Thanks so much for joining us. Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick, everybody!
Raph: Take that, Falcon!
Jill: What happened out there?
Donnie: Hey, April.
Mikey: April! Hey! What's up, April? Oh, nothing, I've been working out.
[April was in a restarant wearing a black shirt, leggings, blaxer and a white blouse, the final wouch was her glasses and a messy blonde wig.]
April: Donnie, listen to me. I'm at Grand Central Station staking out Dr. Baxter Stockman.
Donnie: Oh, Baxter Stockman! He graduated MIT at 15. He's got 134 patents. He's the lead scientist for TCRI. Big fan. The man's a genius.
April: Yeah, well, he's a genius that's about to be in a lot of trouble. Look, I think Baxter Stockman is working with Shredder.
Donnie: Shredder. Do you need us there?
April: Nah. Baxter is a softie. Oh, but, you know, that, uh, birthday present that you made for me?
Donnie: The watch, yeah.
April: I want to use it to try and hack into Baxter's emails.
Donnie: Okay, April, but if you're going to hack into his accounts, you'll need to get close.
April: How close?
Donnie: Your watch needs to be within three feet of his device, iPad, iPhone, whatever.
April: Got it. Good looking out, buddy. Talk to you soon.
Maid: Here you are, sir.
Man: Thank you.
[April checked her watch until a man approached her.]
April: Um, sorry. It's just... Aren't you...
Stockman: As much as I'd like to be someone that a girl like you would recognize, I can assure you you don't know who I am.
April: You're Baxter Stockman. PhD. Graduated from MIT at 15 years old. Your innovations in nanorobotics at T.C.R.I have been truly inspirational for me. I'm so sorry. I'm just like... I'm a nerd!
Stockman: No, please. Geek out. Please.
April: Really?
Stockman: Yeah.
April: Thank you. Um, actually, though, there's a big difference. I'm a nerd, not a geek. Um, it's the difference between, like, Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Or, um, TED Talks and...
Stockman: Comic-Con! Yeah.
Man: Dr. Stockman. We just got confirmation, sir. The "package" is shipping later tonight.
Stockman: Well, make sure they're tracking it every step of the way. And Trevor, I'm done working for the day.
April: I just have to take this. Really quick. It's my boyfriend. I'm sorry.
Stockman: Oh, you have a boyfriend. Of course you do. But does your boyfriend know the difference between pi to the third decimal point, and pi to the fifteenth decimal point?
April: It has truly been an honor to meet you. And you are really one of the greatest minds of our generation. Bye.
[April walks off, sitching off her disguise.]
Girl: Look, everybody. I got a cowboy. Look at those muscles, am I right? Cheese! There's so many of you.
Crowd: Defense! Defense! Defense!
[The crowd cheered on as the other turtles watched from the rafters. one slice of pizza fell of from the box and one of the players tripped on it. The turtles quickly leave as the two players wrestle.]
Couch: Jump ball!
man: Jump ball! No way! It's pizza on my Nike! It's pizza! Look at it. Look at my shoe. Explain that to me. It's pizza on my Nike!
Couch: Hey, man, welcome to New York.
[Vern looked up, wondering if the turtles were there.]
Donnie: That was a close call.
Raph: We're gonna have to find a new spot to watch the game now, Mikey.
[Mikey was looking over at a halloween festavel outside of the grate.]
Raph: Mikey! Mikey, what are you doing?
Mikey: It's the Halloween parade, bro. I always wanted to be in the Halloween parade. It's the one night of the year where we fit in.
Leo: Mikey, we'll never fit in. We're ninjas. We live in the shadows. Let's go!
Mikey: Yeah. Let's go. 
[Mikey walks over to the panel and was up into the surface]
Mikey: Cool.
[He looks around seeing people in costumes and sees a person dressed up in a yellow transformer costume.]
Man in robot costume: Looking good, bro.
Mikey: Thanks, man.
{Leo lifted his head up on from the manhole cover]
Leo: Mikey. Mikey.
Mikey: What's the problem? This is my city. These are my people! Is New York in the house? 
[Raph pulls Mikey down into the sewer]
Mikey: That was the most amazing thing ever!
Raph: What part of "ninjas move in the shadows" don't you understand?
Donnie: April! How'd it go?
April: Donnie, I'm looking at the data from Baxter's iPad.
Donnie: Hey, you got in. What did you find?
April: Hold on, Donnie. The files are erasing. It's some sort of self-destruct program.
Donnie: Erasing?
April: Before they started erasing I had a chance to read a couple of Baxter's emails, and I was right. Baxter is working with the Foot Clan. Shredder is being transported to a prison in upstate New York tonight. And the Foot Clan are planning on hitting the convoy.
Donnie: They're gonna break him out of police custody. He'll be free again!
Leo: Who, Donnie?
Donnie: Shredder.
[A familiar man who terroized new york is being placed to the back of the seat where two other prisoners waited inside.]
Rocksteady: Beebs.
Bebop: Oh, okay.
Officer: Hey, Jones. They're all yours.
Casey: What up, Big Daddy Law Breaker? On behalf of the people of New York, welcome to The Big Good-bye.
[He closes Shredder inside the van door and take off into the streets.]
Man on speaker: You have meditated for nearly 24 hours. In ten seconds you will reach nirvana and total spiritual enlightenment. Ten, nine... Three, two... 
[the turtles slide down the tunnel, water splashing down.]
Splinter: Hmm? Excuse me. All right, slow down. Does somebody want to explain?
Leo: Sensei, the Foot Clan are attempting to break Shredder out of custody.
Splinter: If Shredder is free, his reign of terror over the city will begin again.
Leo: Exactly.
Splinter: Then there's only one question. Why are you wasting time talking to a grumpy old rat? Go get him!
Leo: Thanks, Dad.
Donnie: Okay, guys, don't get too excited. It's still a work in progress.
[Donnie pulls back the cover to reveal a large new van.]
Mikey: Dude! Oh whoa! Are you kidding me?
Donnie: I'm telling you guys, a lot of tweaking still required. But when it's done, it's gonna be amazing.
Leo: Well, no time like the present.
[Leo activates the van, and takes off down the sunnel]
Donnie: All these wires are still bunched up here. There's no organization to any of this. I've got red wires, yellow wires... As you can see, the spot welding's not done yet... The seats don't recline...
[He flips a few switches and they are up on the streets.]
Leo: Donnie! Donnie! All right, Shredder's convoy is 7.2 miles east-northeast. Punch it!
[Donnie does so]
Stockman: They moved the timeline up. Here we go. Sensei Shredder's on the move.
Karai: Surveillance feed is live.
Stockman: Standard transport formation. These guys are so predictable.
[He sits down into his seet and watch the police transporting Shredder.]
Casey: Hey, Shredder! You got 32 counts of first-degree murder. Hot damn! You are one mean son of a bitch. And take it from someone who has his own problems with anger management issues, you, my friend, seriously need a hobby. I myself am a hockey guy. I like my bone crushing on ice.
Casey: You like hockey, right?
Man: No. I like cage fighting.
Casey: Cage fighting. Okay.
Rocksteady: It's him.
Bebop: Hey, hey, hey, speak from your heart.
Rocksteady: Hey, Mr. Shredder. Big fan of your work. Especially your early stuff.
Bebop: My name is Bebop. This is Rocksteady. I know it's a crazy name, right, but his ancestors are from Finland.
Rocksteady: Yeah, that's right. I'm Finnish. Because when I start a beatdown, I always "finish" it!
Bebop: What? Did you hear that?
Rocksteady: Yeah, I said it! I said it!
Bebop: My man!
Rocksteady: My man!
Bebop: Give me that foot.
Casey: Hey! Shut up back there. World works in mysterious ways, don't it, Shredder? Now you get to spend the rest of your life behind bars with these two knuckleheads.
Shredder: Or not.
[Casey laughed it off until he sees the Foot clan following after them on motorcycles.]
Casey: Hey. Check those bikes. Coming up on our right and our left. Pin it! Pin it! Come on, man, go, go, go! Oh, my God.
[The foot plant three bombs and exlode underneath the car. Casey exclaimed in shock.] 
Casey: Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Man: Get us some help!
Casey: 10-13. 10-13. We are being ambushed, heading north on 87. We need immediate backup!
[Dune buggies arrive at teh scene.]
Man: Make sure that gate is bolted.
[The foot ninjas climb onto the roof.]
Casey: Shotgun! [grabs the gun but it was unloaded] Where are the shells?
Man: They're in the bag.
Casey: What the hell are they doing in the bag?
[Shredder and the other two prisoners looked up, wondering what was going on as the ninjas sliced open the roof.]
Bebop: Oh! The roof is on fire!
Man: Are you kidding me? You send us on a highway with the most dangerous criminal on the planet, and you don't load the shotgun!
[Following behind them was the turtle tank.]
Donnie: We got bogies on the bus.
Leo: Let's light 'em up.
Donnie: Okay. Hit the button.
Leo: What button? What button? There are a million buttons.
Donnie: Number three. Number three.
Leo: Three, three, three. 
[Leo slammed on the button, opening the manehole cover. Casey is about to fire at the ninja but the manhole cover knocked him off.]
Leo: We got company. Mikey, clear our right flank.
Mikey: Nunchuks giganticus. Say hello to my little friend.
[Mikey pulled down two levers, spinning giant blades from top of the left tire. The right ninchuck destroys the car.]
Donnie: [cheerfull] Good job, Mikey. Those things are pretty awesome, huh?
Mikey: Yeah, pretty awesome!
Stockman: Get them out of there! Eliminate those turtles!
[Rhe motorcycles turned their attention to the turtles making Casey look behind them.]
Mikey: I don't like those guys.
Raph: I'm not being used to my full potential here, Leo.
Leo: Hey, just chill, Raph. We're a little busy.
Donnie: Uh, guys, they're coming back.
Raph: Enough! It's time to take out the trash.
[Leo pushed the button opening the back of the van. Raph flips onto the road, punching two foot soldiers.]
Raph: That's how I roll. [heatbutts the ninja] That's how you roll. [gets back into the van] Anything else I can do for you?
Stockman: Raider 3, move in. Move in. Get him to the extraction point.
Casey: We are two miles from Exit 14. Set up an intercept.
[A helicopter with a huge magnet arrives]
Leo: What is that thing?
Donnie: It's a big-ass magnet.
[The magnet attached itself to the roof]
Bebop: Now we're talking!
Man: Get back there. Secure the prisoners.
[Casey quickly unlocks the back but Shredder had already pulled. himself upon the rope. He reaches for his gun but Bebop and Rocksteady distract him. He pushes them aside.]
Casey: Shredder! 
[But Shredder was lifted in the air as Bebop kicked Casey to the ground.]
Casey: Shit!
Donnie: He's getting away!
Leo: No, he's not.
[Leo pressed a red button, a katana cutting Shredder off from the helicopter.]
Stockman: If Sensei Shredder can't make it to the extraction point, then we bring the extraction point to him.
Bebop: Come on, come on, come on.
Rocksteady: Don't rush me! Don't rush me!
[They get themselves free from their cuffs.]
Bebop: Hey. My name is Be-bop!
Rocksteady: Hi.
[He pushes the driver out of the way as Shredder leaped onto the roof.]
Donnie: Okay. It's all you, Mikey.
Mikey: Time to shine.
[Donnie pulled the lever but the roof wasn't open.]
Donnie: I'm sorry! It's stuck.
Mikey: [getting hit randomly] Oh, this sucks.
Donnie: Oh, there it is.
[He opens the hatch.]
Mikey: Whoo hoo yeah! This is awesome!
Stockman: We have to teleport Shredder earlier.
Karai: But you said...
Stockman: Yes, that that would be irresponsibly dangerous. True.
Leo: All right, Donnie, you've got to get Mikey closer.
Stockman: Locking on.
Leo: One shot is all you got.
Stockman: Initiate.
Leo: Take the shot, Mikey! 
[Shredder jimps to the helicopter as Mikey shoots. However, Shredder disappeared into a strange portal. The van came to a stop.]
Leo: Where'd he go?
Stockman: It worked! But... Shredder's location's unknown?
[Shredder landed onto the ground and into an unknown place.]
Shredder: Where am I?
[He was lifted up by a huge robotic body.]
Krang: Does it matter? I know what you're thinking right now. Of all the ways you'd like to kill me. But that would require you outthinking me. And no one, no thing is smarter than the Krang! Oh, I'm sorry. Did I get a little tentacle mucus in your eyes, Shredder?
Shredder: So you know my name. Why am I here?
Krang: Because you and your buddy Dr. Stockman found something of mine. The teleportation device.
Shredder: [wipes the slime off] The teleport was supposed to break me out of prison.
Krang: But it is capable of so much more. That device is part of a machine called the arc capacitor. Years ago, I launched the arc capacitor to Earth's dimension. But upon entering your atmosphere, it broke apart into three pieces. You and Stockman have one piece. Another is in a museum in New York. The third is in the Brazilian rainforest. Collect the other two pieces. Dr. Stockman should be inventive enough to reassemble the arc capacitor.
Shredder: And then what?
Krang: It will open a portal through which I can bring my war machine, the Technodrome, to Earth. Together, we can bring the people of your planet to their knees.
Shredder: I'm interested. I will help you take down planet Earth if you help me with my problem. Four brothers will try to stop me. Turtles.
Krang: I'm aware of your past. Take this. It will solve all your problems with those pests. I'll see you on the other side. 
[Shredder gets teleported back.]
Krang: Push me back in! Push me in, you stupid robot. More! You idiot!
April: Okay, so he just vanished?
Donnie: Wait, wait, wait. If I run the video from my shoulder camera through an electrostatic filter, we might be able to see what happened to Shredder.
Leo: Come on. Show me something, buddy.
Donnie: Look! Right there! It appears to be some kind of residue from a teleportation event.
Mikey: Yeah, teleportation event residue, man. It's the worst.
Raph: Does that kind of technology even exist?
Donnie: Baxter Stockman's been working on this kind of tech for years.
April: All of that stuff that I pulled off of his iPad, it was full of information about Shredder and the Foot Clan. It was like a virtual playbook! Baxter has to have a backup. And I bet it's on the mainframe at T.C.R.I. Donnie, I need something. What do you got?
Donnie: Wait. I know exactly what you need. Totally plug-and-play.
April: Perfect. I'll go check it out.
Leo: We'll go with. Operate in support.
April: Wait. The sun's coming up. You can't go outside. You'll be seen.
[In the officer headquarters.]
Male reporter: The notorious criminal known as Shredder escaped police custody last night...
female reporter: He was being transported from Lower Manhattan where he was serving a life sentence...
male reporter: There's a statewide manhunt in progress. with the police chief saying he will stop at nothing to capture the fugitive.
Boss: Unbelievable. Widen the search radius to 200 miles on all bridges and ports. And I want hourly updates from Homeland Security and Border Patrol.
Vincent: Make it on the half hour.
[A woman with blonde hair approaches them.]
Boss: Excuse me?
Vincent: This is my investigation now. Bureau Chief Vincent. Organized Crime.
Boss: I have jurisdictional authority.
Vincent: You forfeited jurisdiction. And you proved to be an authority on nothing when you lost three convicted felons in one night! Shredder's the most notorious criminal this city has ever seen. And we had him! Now he's out there. And where did you recover this highly secured vehicle?
Boss: Found it under the G.W. Bridge, abandoned and stripped.
Vincent: Any witnesses?
Boss: Unfortunately.
Casey: Everything's normal, I'm following procedure, and the next thing I know, ninjas on motorcycles just... They come zipping past! And they're coming at us from every possible direction.
Vincent: Keep going.
Casey: Okay. Uh.. I look at my side view and I see what has to be a giant garbage truck that is just barreling towards us like it is on a warpath.
Vincent: And what was the objective of this battle-hungry sanitation vehicle?
Casey: See, I'm wondering the same thing myself. But then it starts launching manhole covers right from the grille of the truck.
Vincent: Manhole covers!
Casey: Yeah, manhole covers. As guided projectiles.
Boss: You're taking some time off, Jones. I'm pulling you off the payroll.
Casey: Hey, I'm not crazy! I know what I saw! Look, I can help you catch these guys. I'm from New York. I know these streets better than anyone.
Vincent: First rule of tracking fugitives: Don't take help from someone who's responsible for losing them in the first place.
Casey: We were ambushed!
Vincent: Thanks for your statement, Jones.
Casey: That's Officer Jones! And I'm gonna be a detective someday. I'm just waiting for the next round of applications at the academy.
Vincent: Good luck with that. As for now, do yourself a favor. Leave this manhunt to the professionals.
[Casey walks up to a car and looked at the files of Bebop and Rocksteady.]
Casey: So you two idiots have a favorite bar. Yeah, they're not gonna be stupid enough to go back there. Yeah, they are.
[Meanwhile, Rocksteady and Bebop are at a bar.]
Rocksteady: Man, I really rattled that prison guard's noggin good. Did you see that head butt connect?
Bebop: See it? I felt it, I heard it, echoing off the walls!
Both: My man.
Bebop: Just like Mama used to make.
Rocksteady: Oi, barkeep! Where are those sammies?
Barkeeper: Here you go, guys. House special.
Rocksteady: It's about time.
Barkeeper: And a side of pickles.
Bebop: And are these pickles untraceable?
Barkeeper: Those phones are harder to track than Shredder himself, homeboy.
Bebop: Hey, do not make eye contact with us. He think we somethin' to play with.
Rocksteady: You know, Beebs, I'm tired of being someone else's errand boy. With Shredder out of the picture, maybe we could step up. Carve out our own piece of the city.
Bebop: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe even start our own Foot Clan. Eventually, work our way up to our own Leg Clan! I mean, honestly, how hard could it be? 
[Upon looking at the reflection, the two notice Shredder and Karai]
Bebop: Hey! Mr. Shredder! My man. Coincidentally, we were just contemplating a consolidation of our criminal enterprises. We were thinking like a 51 /49 split. Leaning your way, of course.
Karai: He's not looking for partners.
Shredder: I'm looking for errand boys.
Bebop: Well, we could work with that.
[Music played int he lair as Mikey hover around on his hoverboard.]
Mikey: Oh, wassup, drone? I ain't scared of you. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Raph: Every second we're down here, Shredder gets more powerful and Mikey gets more annoying.
Mikey: Hey, I heard that!
Donnie: [tossing a ball as Raph holds a baseball bat] We're training. Sort of. As soon as the sun goes down, it's turtle time.
Mikey: Hi, drone. You talkin' to me? 'Cause I don't see anybody else...
Leo: I failed, Master Splinter. You put me in charge, and Shredder slipped through our fingers.
Splinter: There's nothing you could have done to stop it. Do not let this setback distract you. Remember, as long as you keep the team unified, you shall always succeed.
[Casey had arrived at the bar where Vincent is reporting on the TV.]
Vincent: We're asking anyone with information about the fugitives' whereabouts to please pass it along to authorities...
Casey: I just want to ask you one more time. Are you sure those guys didn't come through here?
Barkeeper: Hey, pal, I don't know what you're talking about.
Casey: Okay. You know what? I love this song! You don't mind if I borrow this, do you?
[The man started to break the vlass with his arm at the jukebox.]
Barkeeper: Hey, whoa whoa whoa! What are you doing?
Casey: Nah, you know what? Never mind. It has a scratch on it.
[He throws the disc into a neon sign,]
Barkeeper: Damn it!
Casey: Or maybe I'll have a drink.
Barkeeper: Are you out of your mind?
Casey: Getting there.
Barkeeper: Stop it! Stop it! Just stop it, okay?
Casey: You ready to tell me where they are?
Barkeeper: I slipped them cell phones. That's all I know!
Casey: And I imagine a responsible businessperson such as yourself, wouldn't sell hardware without a means by which to track said hardware. Am I right?
Barkeeper: Look! Here. I have a GPS, okay? You'll find them with that.
[Later that night. Baxter is working in his lab.]
Stockman: Where are you? Where did it spit you out? 
[a metal gauntlet touched the table against the sufrace.]
Baxter: Sensei Shredder. The escape plan, it worked!
Shredder: But not in the way you planned. I've traveled very far, and now... We have work to do.
Man: Neustedder, come in. Neustedder? Neustedder, do you copy?
[Walking up to TCRI April entered inside.]
Stockman: When I found this thing, I never could have imagined its significance. But this Commander Krang, he said that this will help open a portal to another dimension?
Shredder: And when we do, we'll join him in dominating this planet. We'll have ultimate power.
Stockman: And indescribable glory. To be responsible for opening the fabric between two worlds! It's...
Shredder: There are other pieces required to open the portal. If those four brothers are still out there, we need to create soldiers that can defeat them with a single blow. And this will help us do that. It needs to be synthesized. Which is where you come in.
Bebop: Ooh. Here come the brains. Yo, Rock, check this out.
Rocksteady: Beebs, I got to get meself one of these.
Bebop: Think of what we could do with this! I feel like I'm back in science class.
Stockman: Now all we need are test subjects. [puts two darts into a blow gun]
Shredder: Candidates that will easily fall under my command. Large in size. Low in intellect.
[He pressed the trigger, firing the darts at the criminal s necks]
Bebop: That stings! And not in a good way.
[April watched as Rocksteady kneels, his dna turning purple. The two began to mutate]
Bebop: What's going on? [laughing] What is happening to us?
Rocksteady: I don't know, but this feels great!
Stockman: Oh, this is gonna be good!
[Bebop removed the dart and throws it away while April removed the dart off.]
Rocksteady: This feels funny. Feels like I have ants in my pants.
Bebop: Big ants!
[Outside, Casey tracked down TCRI]
Casey: All right, Bebop and Rocksteady... I know you're up there somewhere. I knew it!
Stockman: Miraculous. Inside every human there's a dormant gene which ties us to our animal ancestors. It's as if that purple ooze has returned them to their rightful place in the animal kingdom.
Bebop: Rock! You're a rhinoceros.
Rocksteady: And you're a... I don't know what you are.
Bebop: All right, let me look, let me look. I'm a... Huh. I'm a little piggy.
Stockman: You're a warthog.
Rocksteady: Hey, Beebs!
Bebop: Yeah, Rock.
Rocksteady: Ever see a rhino charge?
[Rocksteady charged, knocking Bebop into the glass doors.]
Bebop: That hurts.
Rocksteady: I like it!
Bebop: Me, too!
Shredder: Me, too. Prepare the entire container. The more of them we create, the easier it will be to secure the portal.
Both: My man!
Rocksteady: This is awesome! Check out the horn!
Bebop: Yeah, baby!
Rocksteady: Hey, man, check out my tail. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
[April looked to see the catain of ooze and goes toward the ooze.]
Bebop: That is cool. Do I have one? Hey, Rock, who is that?
Shredder: O'Neil. Get that canister!
[April rushed out of the door. and into the alley where a group of foot soldiers surround her.]
April: Whoa whoa whoa...You guys don't really want to do this again, right? It doesn't usually work out well for you guys. Because I have the four friends. They're green ninjas.
Foot soldier: Give us the ooze.
[Suddenly, a hockey puck knocked the two soldiers down. April dropped the canister and rolled toward the man who saved her. The soldiers started to knock away the ooze away while April tried to grab it. The man started to take down the guards while April grabbed a pipe and knocked the ninja down.]
Casey: Where'd it go?
[A Foot soldier kicked them down, the canister rolling away. The man hits a hockey puck like a baseball bat and hit the soldier down.]
Foot soldiers: Stop! Freeze!
[April ran into the alley only in time to reach a dead end.]
April: See, that guy with the hockey stick in the other alley I have nothing to do with that.
[But the soldier was pushed into the trash by the mysteirous vigilante.]
April: Thank you. What's your name?
Casey: Casey Jones.
April: What's that?
Casey: Casey Jones.
April: Stacy Moans?
Casey: Oh, uh... Casey Jones.
April: Hi.
[A sai was thrown into a pole as the turtles appeared.]
Raph: Get away from her!
Casey: Hey whoa! Get back. [slowly] Do not eat us. We are not food. The people of Earth are not your enemies. Yeah? Yeah.
Mikey: Watch this. [flips over to Casey] We were sent by the Supreme Leader to eat delicious humans and dip them in ranch dressing. I'm just kidding. I'm a vegan. Except for meat and cheese and eggs.
April: Casey, they're my friends.
Casey: Oh. Oh, they... They're your friends.
April: Yeah, they're my friends. Tell him.
Mikey: Yeah. Donatello over there in the purple, he's a technical genius, who is technically a genius! Raphael over there in the red, he's like a big cuddly teddy bear, if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent. This is Leonardo. He's in the blue. Fearless leader. Silent but deadly. And I'm Michelangelo, sporting my signature orange. I'm a triple threat... Brains, brawn, and obviously a dazzling personality. Ladies like to call me Mikey.
Leo: Are you done?
Mikey: Yeah.
Leo: Sorry we're late, April. You want to walk me through what's going on here?
April: Uh, okay, um, so I went to go see Baxter, but then Shredder was there. And then he was talking about opening up some sort of portal to another dimension, and then he... He took this purple ooze and he injected it into those two criminals that escaped with him. And then he turned one of them into a rhinoceros and the other one into a warthog.
Casey: You have eyes on Bebop and Rocksteady?
Leo: Why do you care about those two?
Casey: Let's just say that I have a vested interest in bringing them to justice.
Leo: Let's get back to the lair. Raph, grab Friday the 13th here and follow. If he can help us find Bebop and Rocksteady, he's coming with.
Casey: No, he's not. Not a chance. I'm staying right here.
Raph: I'd agree with you, but you're wrong. See, we, too, share a "vested interest."
Casey: I don't share anything with you guys.
Mikey: Fellas, fellas... Now, the people of New York need us to set aside our differences and work together. Which begs only one question. Are you two guys like a thing or...
Raph: Come on, move it!
[In the lair]
Donnie: If this purple ooze was injected into Bebop and Rocksteady's bloodstream, it's feasible that were I to pinpoint a singular isotopic signature, I may be able to use it to track their location.
Casey: And if we find them, then we find Shredder. Put them all in shackles!
Raph: And as long as we all have our hockey masks, what could go wrong?
Casey: Seriously? Now I'm taking wardrobe advice from a bunch of Swamp Things... Hey! Living in an underground amusement park, and have, forgive me, the most pretentious names ever.
April: Uh, excuse me, I named them.
Casey: Hey, guys? Nobody move. Don't move! There is a giant rat back there.
[Every takes notice of Splinter listen to Hello by Lionel Richie.]
Raph: Yeah, we've, uh... Seen him around here before. You know, there's only one way to get rid of him. You got to get low.
Mikey: Low! Yeah.
Raph: When you go at him, you got to go fast, and you got to go hard.
Mikey: We believe in you, Casey Jones. It's all you, bro.
Raph: Exactly. We need you to get him.
Mikey: Three, two, one, go!
[Casey charged but Splinter flicked him down.]
Splinter: Giant rat, 1. New guy, 0.
Raph: I can't believe it was that easy. I almost thought he wasn't gonna do it for a second.
Mikey: Good stuff. Good stuff. We should really have people over more often.
April: You're leaving?
Casey: If I can find my way out of here, I am. You know, I was doing just fine tracking Bebop and Rocksteady, and then you just T-boned my existence. So now I'm gonna find them or I'm gonna go down swinging.
April: Casey...
Casey: No, it's like they say, "If you want to get work done, don't spend time at the zoo." "Tartaruga Brothers"? That's the... That's the truck. It was them. Who... are these guys?
April: These four have done more for this city than you will ever know or they will ever take credit for. So if you want to go down swinging,these guys hit harder than anyone.
[Casey nodded and leaves. Meanwhile Donnie is working on the ooze as April and Casey already left.]
Donnie: All right, Donnie, you got this. Okay. Dissolve the quadra-helix bonds and reverse the cohesion. Wait. That would mean... Is it really possible?
[In a warehouse]
Karai: We have confirmation, Master Shredder. The canister of purple ooze is at police headquarters.
Shredder: Take a team. Recover it at all costs. I'll retrieve the first piece needed to open the portal.
Karai: How many men do you want?
Shredder: This job is too important for just men. I'm bringing with me the next generation of finely tuned combat soldiers.
[Nearby Rocksteady and Bebop are eating pounds of spaghetti.]
Bebop: Hey, uh, I've been meaning to ask you this, Rock. Do I look fat to you?
Rocksteady: Fat? Oh, no, buddy, no. You look really fat!
Bebop: The belly must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that.
Both: My man!
[They notice Shredder and Karai who stare at them.]
Donnie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Leo. Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. This is amazing! Leo, Leo, okay. You're not gonna believe this. Okay, I made a solution from a sample of the purple ooze, right, to expedite analysis of the isotope? But while I was waiting for it to catalyze, I started thinking, if the purple ooze can turn humans into animals, perhaps if properly reengineered... Watch this. Watch this. It could turn us into humans. [drops the ooze in and his hands formed into five fingers] 
[Leo walked away in thought]
Donnie: If we could get our hands on more of this stuff, it could be life changing!
Leo: We don't need that kind of change.
Donnie: Okay. You're right. To blend in with humans could compromise our strategic advantage. We have a system that works. We shouldn't mess with the formula.
Leo: And Donnie. Listen. You can't say a word of this to the others.
[In the Mueseum, Shredder escorted Bebop and Rocksteady into the planet section.]
Bebop: Look at this place. And to think, the entire universe, it all started with the Big Bang.
Rocksteady: Yeah, Beebs? Well, I got a "Big Bang" for you.
Bebop: Oh, man! That is awful! That is the worst!
Shredder: Smash it.
Bebop: That's what we do! 
[He grabed a hold of his friend and charged, knocking the statue off.]
Rocksteady: That rock is hard.
Bebop: Can't feel my legs.
Rocksteady: Twisted my melon, man.
[Shredder pulled down the lever, opening up am orb.]
Shredder: Only one piece left to recover. Get ready to take a trip, boys. You're going to Brazil.
Bebop: Oh, my Speedo's already packed!
Mikey: I didn't believe it, but then Donnie showed him it could really work. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. It gave me hope. Maybe we don't have to be stuck down here forever, you know.
Raph: So Leo told Donnie to keep it a secret. From us?
Mikey: No. Hold on.
Raph: Who does he think he is?
[Outraged, Raph leaped down and start to comfort Leo. Mikey tries to stop him.]
Mikey: No, wait. Hey, look, if you tell Leo that I told you that Donnie told him... We'll never finish our hip-hop Christmas album!
Raph: Pop quiz. What are the three most important traits of the ninja?
Leo: Speed. Stealth.
Raph: And honor. Where's the honor in keeping secrets from your brothers?
Leo: I don't know what you're talking about.
Raph: So now you're adding lying to the list. If you're referring to what Donnie told me about the purple ooze, it's called "compartmentalization of information." If there's even a chance that ooze can make us human...
Leo: We're turtles, whether you like it or not. It's not about what I like,
Raph: it's about what people up there are willing to accept.
Leo: True acceptance only comes from within.
Raph: Don't give me that fortune cookie muck! You should consult with us before you decide to do something like that!
Leo: I consulted Donnie. And we decided...
Raph: And what about Mikey? He don't get a vote?
Leo: There's only one vote that counts in this family! Mine!
Donnie: Leo. Leo, an alarm just tripped at the Hayden Planetarium. We have to get uptown.
Leo: Gear up, Donnie. You two stay here.
Raph: You're benching me?!
Leo: Call it what you want.
Mikey: What'd I do?
Donnie: Sorry, guys.
[Donnie and Leo leave.]
Mikey: Well, that went well.
Raph: The nerve this guy has. Big timing us! He may be fine with the status quo, but that don't mean we can't make our own decisions.
Mikey: Wait. Wait. What are you saying?
Raph: It means there's more where that purple ooze came from. And we're gonna get our hands on it.
Mikey: I still don't know what you're saying. Are we... Are we doing something?
[Leo and Donnie arrived at the mueseum.]
Donnie: Wow. The American Museum of Natural History. I've always wanted to come here.
Leo: Quit screwing around, Donnie. Thirty seconds till the cops are at the door.
[Donnie leaps of the model of Jupiter. Then they approached the statue as Donnie scanned it.]
Donnie: Shredder and the mutants were definitely here. And I'm detecting traces of neutronium, the critical ingredient required for creating a controlled black hole. Which is the only thing capable of rupturing the space-time continuum. And you know what that means!
Leo: No. I don't, Donnie.
Donnie: It means Shredder may not be as nuts as I thought. From the data I just collected, I'm surmising that what was inside this thing may help Shredder open that portal to another dimension
Leo: Okay, what I want to know is, if a portal's gonna open up, what's coming through from the other side?
[The scene cuts back to the lair where Raph talks to April and Casey.]
April: So you want to break into police headquarters?
Raph: Uh... Yeah. Donnie said he needs more of the purple ooze to track Bebop and Rocksteady. And you said the cops would've logged it into Evidence Control Room by now.
April: Okay, and Leo is good with this plan?
Raph: Actually, I'm in charge on this one. Ain't that right, Mikey? 
Mikey: You're right.
Raph: Look. So, we can take the elevator shafts and vents. We need you two to stay on the ground.
Casey: I can't just walk right into police headquarters.
Raph: What are you, chicken?
Casey: Hey! Who are you calling chicken, turtle?
Raph: Look, do you want to find Bebop and Rocksteady or not?
Casey: So we're breaking into police headquarters.
Raph: We got one last boondoggle. We need to find someone to sneak you guys past security checkpoint. Only plan I got so far may be a tad less than appetizing.
Mikey: Are we going somewhere?
[Vern is at a party]
Vern: I'm gonna take a photo with all of you, don't worry, everybody's gonna get one tonight.
Man: Hey, Vern.
Vern: Yeah?
man: Big fan. Big fan.
Vern: My gosh, Carmelo Anthony, right back at ya!
man: Nice key to the city.
Vern: Oh, thank you. Yeah, I mean, they give these things out. Hey, Melo... Do you mind if I call you Melo?
Melo: Not at all.
Vern: Listen, I'm really glad that you stopped me, because, guys like you and me, we're kind of the same.
Melo: Right.
Vern: We bring a lot of joy and hope into people's lives. We got that kind of star power. And while it's a gift, this bond that we have...
Alessandra: There you are.
Vern: Hey. Melo, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Alessandra.
Alessandra: Girlfriend? We just met a week ago.
Melo: Nice to meet you.
Vern: Now we're all over each other. Stop it! You know, um, um...
April: Vern!
Vern: You know, what might be a great idea is if we, uh...
April: Vern!
Vern: I don't know...
April: We need to go. And, uh, bring that key to the city with you.
Melo: I think you need to go.
Vern: Yep. Unbelievable, you know? I mean, your jealousy knows no limits.
April: We need your help.
Vern: We? Who's "we"?
Raph: Well, well, well, if it ain't the prince of the city.
Vern: You know what? Give me a break, Raph. You're the one who told me to take credit for Shredder in the first place. And now in light of the fact that he is who knows where, I am starting to have profound regrets about our arrangement.
Casey: So, are we just gonna stand around and talk or...
Vern: [notices Casey] Who's this guy?
Mikey: Total loser, bro. I mean, nice enough fella, if you like guys who can't even bench press. Boom!
Vern: Or fill out a T-shirt.
April: Vern, he's a part of the plan.
Vern: What plan is that?
April: The plan to break into police headquarters.
Vern: What?
April: We need to find Shredder.
Vern: "We?" No, no, no. No, we're not doing... Listen, I'd love to help you guys out, but I can't. I got concert tickets to a lunch.
Mikey: Sweet key. Does it go to something?
Vern: No, it's just the city.
Casey: Vern, as the resident new guy in this band of freaky misfits, do yourself a favor, and just roll with it.
Vern: Hey, new guy, all I do is roll with it.
Casey: I've been rolling with it since you were wearing baby T-shirts because you were a baby.
Raph: Police headquarters. Thirty minutes.
Casey: See you there.
Mikey: See you there.
Vern: He just said that.
[Vern walks into the police headquarters wearing his suit and tie.]
Vern: Hey, guys. Look who it is. Vern "The Falcon" Fenwick! Let's take a picture, huh? Come on. Yeah, I'll just take one and send it to all you guys. Just gotta.....do, like, a panorama thing there... You guys look good.
[April and Casey walk in disguise as Casey plant a device on the main computer. Raph and Mikey are in the elevator shaft and get past security.]
Raph: Any time now, Mikey.
Mikey: I'm hurrying, I'm hurrying. 
[The two turtles hang on the ceiling as Mikey reeled the key card from the officer who didn't notice them. They went back to the air ducks.]
Raph: All right, smile. Smile for your...
Vincent: The meeting's in 10 minutes. I need to see...
[Seeing the dou, Mikey slips the card to April who catches it.]
April: Cowabunga.
[They head to the locker, only to find two soldiers. April pressed the emergency button and alarmed the police of the prescence. Ont he subway train, Leo and donnie are riding back to their lair. Donnie recheives a call.]
Donnie: Oh, hey, Mikey. What's up?
Mikey: Mayday, mayday, mayday!
Leo: What's going on?
Mikey: The Foot Clan have the purple ooze! We need backup at police headquarters right now!
Donnie: Hang tight, Mikey. We'll be right there.
Leo: We're on the move.
[They leap off. Casey and April push past the desks as the foot chase after them. One of them is knocked to the wall, another into a booksheld. They throw a smoke bomb. The officers cover their ears.]
Raph: We have to get above the exit!
Mikey: What, are you crazy? We can't be seen!
Raph: That purple ooze is our only shot at being normal, and it's heading toward the front door.
[One officer tried to use his gun but the foot soldier kicked him down.]
Man: Freeze!
Raph: You with me or not? Let's go!
[They burst out of the vent, and attack the foot soldiers. Leo and Donnie arrive in time, breaking through the glass. Raph snatched up the ooze from the foot clan.]
Leo: Raph, what are you doing with that?
[Suddenly the officers burst in]
Officer: Freeze! Don't move! Don't move!
Raph: No, no, no.
Man: Show me your hands!
Man: Hold it!
Man: Freeze right there!
Man: Don't move! We will shoot!
Man: Get down on the ground.
Mikey: Wait! We're the good guys!
Man: Get on the ground!
Leo: All right, okay.
Man: What are those things?
Man 2: They're monsters. They're monsters!
Mikey: [softly] We're not monsters.
[April and Casey got between them.]
April and Casey: No! No! No! Don't shoot! Stop it! No, don't! Don't shoot, don't shoot.
April: Go. Go now!
[The turtles leave through the broken window.]
Man: Get to the ground slowly. Get down!
[April and Casey did as Vincent looked down at Casey.]
Vincent: Jones, you've got to be kidding me. Put these two in holding. Jade, what we just saw stays in the department. The public doesn't need to know.
[In the lair]
Splinter: It is all over the police scanner, they are hunting you. What happened up there?
Leo: Tell him, Raph. Tell him how you broke rank and got us all exposed. For the most selfish reason.
Raph: The Foot were gonna get their hands on it.You didn't know that!
Donnie: Stealing from police headquarters... There's no scenario where you wouldn't get caught.
Raph: Maybe if you hadn't lied to your own flesh and blood...
Leo: Oh, wait. The way you lied to April? And now she's taking the fall for your mess.
Mikey: You should've seen the looks on their faces. They weren't just scared. There was... actual hate.
Splinter: It will be all right, my son. People fear what they do not understand. You can't walk away from this.
Leo: I told him, Master Splinter. But Raph, he never hears a word I have to say. Now, I knew they couldn't handle the truth about the purple ooze, and you know what, they proved me right.
Splinter: Leonardo.
Leo: I don't know what to do! Donnie's nose is in his computer, Raph's brains are in his biceps, and Mikey's head's in the clouds! I can't get them all on the same page.
Splinter: To think with one mind. You shouldn't want them all to think the same. It's their different points of view that make the team strong. A good leader understands this. A good brother accepts it.
Donnie: Guys? I got something!
Leo: Talk to me, Donnie.
Donnie: The computer's pinpointed the isotopic signature of the purple ooze. I can track Bebop and Rocksteady's exact coordinates. I got 'em. They're at 36,000 feet, traveling at 490 knots.
Mikey: Wow. They've achieved the power of flight! Good for them, you know.
Donnie: They're on a plane, Mikey. It looks like our mutant buddies are headed to Brazil.
Leo: How do we get there?
Donnie: We sneak onto the next cargo plane from JFK.
[April and Casey are in the interrogation room.]
April: They're not monsters, okay? The only real monster in this city is Shredder and the two mutants that he's created.
Casey: Bebop and Rocksteady.
Vincent: If you think anything coming out of your mouth is gonna add to her credibility, you are sorely mistaken.
April: Shredder mutated them with the help of Baxter Stockman. That's actually who you need to go see.
Vincent: Funny you should mention Dr. Stockman because we just finished analyzing some security footage from T.C.R.I that he gave us.
April: Great.
Vincent: Guess who's on it.
April: That's not what happened. That footage has been altered. It's been edited.
Vincent: We checked its authenticity. It's clean.
April: I want a phone call.
Vincent: I hate to break it to you, but all the phones have been shut down on account of monsters breaking into our stationhouse.
April: Well, I hate to break it to you, but legally I'm entitled to a phone call.
Vincent: Tell me where they are.
April: I don't know. But if I did, I wouldn't tell you.
Casey: Chief, the turtles are not the ones you should be chasing.
[In Brazil, a giant tank drive through the trees. Two doors open to reveal Bebop and Rocksteady singing along to a music song.]
Bebop: What is is good for?
Rocksteady: Abousultey nothing, Beebs,
[Bebop pulled down some foliage and find a statue.]
Bebop: Ha-ha! We found it! Lookee here. I like it.
[Rocksteady fired, blowing up the statue and find the last piece what Krang needed.]
Rocksteady: Boss, boss, we did it! We did it! We got that super-important-thingy- kind-of-hard-thing-to-find thing.
Bebop: Move, move. Move your head over. He's got to see me. Hey, boss!
Shredder: They have the final piece and are heading back.
Stockman: Countdown to the big show is officially on. And we are ready for action! All systems are, uh... Standing by. Can you taste it, Sensei Shredder? The magnificence of what we're about to do? Yummy, isn't it?
[On their way to Brazil, the turtles are inside a cargo hold.]
Mikey: [fanning himself with a magazine] Aren't there supposed to be, like, pretty stewardesses handing out warm hand towels and stuff?
Raph: Not down here, Mikey. Not for us.
[Leo swipped his brow and Donnie pulled something from his device.]
Donnie: Oh, boy. Bebop and Rocksteady are en route back to New York.
Leo: What?
Donnie: They must have already retrieved the last piece they needed to open the portal.
Leo: Looks like our plane's about to cross over theirs, right?
Donnie: Yeah, with a 3,000-foot separation. Uh, I could plot a course for intercept, but we'd have to jump.
Raph: Jump? Oh, boy. Guys, I don't know if this is such a good plan.
Mikey: Oh, Come on, don't go getting soft on me now, Raph. This is gonna be fun.
Donnie: We got to go now. We only have a 30-second window. You know the plan. [leaps off]
Mikey: Uh... Dudes?
Leo: What?
Mikey: He jumped.
Raph: He jumped?!
Leo: All right, one for all.
Raph: Wait, wait, wait! You don't have a chute!
Mikey: I don't need a chute. I got my board! 
[Mikey leaps off and gets onto his hoverboard.]
Mikey: This is awesome!
[Raph watched below as Donnie lowered his goggles, seeing the plan. He fired a grappling hook and gets tothe back of the plane.]
Leo: I'm off. I'm off... I'm off target!
Mikey: Need a lift, bro?
Leo: Slow down, Mikey!
Mikey: Prepare for the ouch.
[The two turtles scream and landed onto the plane.]
Leo: Gotcha! Hang on, Mikey.
Donnie: Lock in. Where's Raph?
Raph: Okay. Okay, you got this. You got this. What would Vin Diesel do? No regret, no fear. No regret, no fear. No regret... No fear! [leaps off] I regret this! Fear sucks!
[He screams as he falls.]
Mikey: Isn't he coming in kind of fast?
[Raph landed on the window and slides off and hits the wing.]
Leo: Raph!
[Leo grabs him.]
Raph: Nice catch.
[They quickly went inside the plane.]
Raph: The good news is you're wearing chutes.
Mikey: Chutes.
Raph: The bad news is...
[They throw the foot soldiers off the plane. Once they are gone, they find a box, containing the last piece.]
Leo: Okay. This must be what they came to Brazil for.
Mikey: It's the interdimensional portal-opening thingy-ma-bob.
Donnie: Well, there's probably a more technical name for it, but...
[Raph tensed up and lifted Mikey's head]
Raph: Guys?
Leo: Oh, boy.
Mikey: Dude! Bringing back the Mohawk! Good for you.
Bebop: Y'all got jokes, huh? Well, let's see how funny you are after we bash your heads in!
[Bebop punched Leo. Rocksteady takes on Raph.]
Donnie: Watch it! Careful!
[Raph grabbed Rocksteady and spins him around]
Rocksteady: Mommy!
[Donnie went past as Leo kicked Bebop.]
Mikey: Guys!
[Rocksteady gets inside the tanka dn shoots, destroying the boxes. The pilots are flown out of the plane.]
Bebop: Dude! Seriously?
Rocksteady: Yep, that's my bad. I got a little carried away.
[The plane starts to fall.]
Mikey: I got it! I got it!
Bebop: I'll take that.
Mikey: I don't got it.
Donnie: Don't worry, guys, I'll level out the plane! And there's no cockpit.
[Donnie walks up tot eh front od the plane nervous.]
Mikey: Careful, as some of the items may have shifted during flight.
[Bebop charged at Leo, but he jumped, making the warthog ran into Rocksteady. The tank gets ripped apart.]
Leo: How you doing up there, Donnie?
Donnie: Everything is great. I'm doing awesome.
[He jabbed his staff into teh wheel as the plan went flying in the air. More debris breaks apart, ]
Bebop: This pig is flying!
Raph: Leo!
Leo: Raph!
[The plane crashes into the river. The three managed to surface and climb on wrecked pieces.]
Leo: Everyone okay?
Mikey: I'm good.
Donnie: I'm good! Wait, where's Raph?
Raph: [resurfacing] Land! Land! Land! Land! Well, this is awkward.
[As Leo looked around for Raph. Bebop came out of the water.]
Bebop: Let's rumble, baby!
[Leo swam down after the last piece.]
Donnie: I got you, I got you. Leo, no!
Leo: Eyes up, Donnie!
Bebop: Coming through! Gotcha!
[He stood up on one fo the wings only for Leo to leap out of the water and kicking the box out of his hands.]
Mikey: I got it, I got it, I got it!
[The tank appears, sending Mikey flying.]
Raph: Donnie!
[Raph pulled Donnie out of the way, causing the missle to hit a tree while Bebop wrestled Leo into the water. He climbs back onto the tank with Rocksteady's help.]
Bebop: Thanks, buddy.
Rocksteady: My man.
Bebop: My man! Bye, turtles!
Mikey: That's nice of them to say good-bye.
Donnie: Heads up!
Mikey: Wait, what?
[They look, seeing that they're heading straight toward a water fall. They try to swim but it was useless as they fell into the water. They resufaced, limbs popping out of their shells.]
Leo: Thanks, guys. Real team effort.
[Back at the police headquarters.]
April: If you're gonna press charges, just press charges.
Casey: And you still owe her a phone call.
Vincent: I don't owe anybody anything until you tell me where those turtle things came from.
Casey: From New Hampshire.
Vincent: Wow. You're actually even a bigger loser than I thought.
[There was a knock on the door. Vincent begins to leave.]
April: Don't worry about her, Casey. She's just trying to get under your skin.
Casey: Nah, she's right. Been hearing that my whole life. You know, I've only ever really had one goal. I wanted to make detective in the New York City Police Department. I wanted to put criminals away, not just keep them in cages. But working Corrections, you do learn two good things. One, justice comes in all shapes and sizes. And two, it's way easier to pick a cop's pocket than you might think. Make your call.
[It was revealed that he had snatched Vincent's cell phone. April began to call Vern. Vern is in his apartment blowing air into a bag.]
April: Vern...
Vern: O'Neil!
April: Vern, listen, I need you to... What is that sound?
Vern: Just a little side venture. Falcon breath. Turns out, people are willing to pay $200 a pop for a bag of my hot air.
April: Okay, look, forget that I asked. Casey and I are in police custody.
Vern: Shocking! Why would they want to question you? I mean, just because you broke into their headquarters.
April: Vern, look, I've got bigger problems than myself right now, okay? Baxter Stockman doctored the footage from T.C.R.I, but I'm betting that there's some sort of a secondary feed that will show that he's been working with Shredder and that they turned Bebop and Rocksteady into mutants.
Vern: Look, uh... What do you want from me?
April: I want you to be the hero that the whole city thinks you are.
[A while later, Vern enters TCRI.]
Vern: Coming through.
Security Guard: It's a restricted area.
Vern: "Restricted"? You know, I know something that will open just about any door in this town. Key to the city.
Security Guard: You are The Falcon?
Vern: You haven't earned the respect yet to say my name out loud. You want to put yourself on the path to that respect, run downstairs and grab me a mochaccino. Secondary surveillance, where would you be? Come on, Vern... You were a cameraman before you got all fancy. One camera, two camera, three camera. Why isn't there a fourth... Hidden camera. Bingo! Right on time.
[He pulls out the block but there's a string connected. He starts to pull it all around the room and wind a wire box. He opened the bannel and started to download the hard drive.]
[Meanwhile, the turtles had took a plane back to New York, arguing.]
Raph: You think standing on the sidelines makes you some kind of hero?
Mikey: You can't just push past me like that, bro!
Raph: You were being a nitwit! You were gonna lose that thing!
Donnie: I had it right in my hand, and you acted like I wasn't even there!
Leo: It's not my job to make your presence known, all right? Get out of your head and communicate!
Raph: Well, what do you expect? He's all logic, no skills!
Mikey: Coming from the guy who's all instinct, no restraint!
Leo: Dude, what do you know about anything? You're all heart and no brains.
Donnie: How could you? You may know a lot about strategy, but you know nothing about feelings.
[there was a pause.]
Leo: Fair enough. You want to know the one thing I am feeling? We may be brothers, but we are not a team.
[Stockmanessembled the final piece to the device as Shredder watched. A portal began to open up.]
Shredder: It's working!
Stockman: Yes. We did it. Once it's fully powered, the portal will be just wide enough for the Technodrome to come through piece by piece. This is gonna be insane! Galileo... Isaac Newton... Steve Jobs. Their names will be footnotes in the annals of science after what's about to happen here.
[The portal begin to form into the sky.]
[Vern made his way to the police station.]
Vern: Chief Vincent. I'm Vern Fenwick. You might know me as The... Doesn't matter. Listen. You need to see this.
[He shows Vincent the tape.]
Bebop: Hey, Rock, who is that?
Shredder: O'Neil. Get that canister!
[April and Casey arrive]
Vincent: Let them go. Thank you, "Falcon."
Casey: Uh, Chief? You might need this.
Vincent: Well played. Great. So I've got a rhino and a warthog to add to our troubles.
April: Good looking out.
Vern: Anytime.
Vincent: I want an APB on a Dr. Baxter Stockman. And get a few...
[Suddenly, there was a earthquake. Vincent looked outside to see a grey cloud in the sky. In the lair, the turtles had gone in their seperate ways until they heard the earthquake. Leo stepped up to Donnie, silently staring at him and then Raph and Mikey.]
Leo: What's happening out there, Donnie?
Donnie: Oh, my gosh. Shredder did it. The portal's opening.
People: Where did that come from?
Donnie: Amazing. This alien warship is coming through piece by piece. Hacking into the main data core. Okay. Ship's designate is the Technodrome. Commanding Officer goes by the name of Krang.
Mikey: I don't know that guy, but I hate that guy!
Donnie: If Krang were to finish building this thing, It wouldn't just be a ship. It would be a war machine that would end all life here. It would be the end of the world. But there is something we can do. The atmosphere around the Technodrome would be toxic to anyone with a standard cardiovascular system.
Leo: What are you saying?
Donnie: We may be the only ones who can survive around that portal, the only ones who can get close enough to this Technodrome to shut it down.
Mikey: But how? We're being hunted. They think we're monsters.
Raph: Yeah, we're gonna need the cops at our backs. They're trying to lock us up.
Donnie: Unless... One sip, and we'll stay the same on the inside, but look like humans on the outside.
Splinter: Your boyhood is drawing to an end. You are becoming young men. The choice is yours.
Leo: I'll do whatever you guys say. It's your call.
[Knowing that there is no other way, they decided they will remained turtles forever. Raph takes the ooze and throws the pottle, breaking it.]
[Outside in the alley]
Vincent: You're sure they're coming?
April: They're coming.
[The turtles slowly stepped out of the manhole cover as the officers nervously prepare to fire.]
Men: Hold your fire.
Vincent: What are you?
Mikey: We're not really into labels.
Leo: Some call us freaks. Monsters.
Raph: Let's just say we're four brothers from New York who hate bullies and love this city.
Donnie: And right now, we're the city's best hope.
Vincent: Why should I believe you?
Leo: You don't have to take it from us. Take it from him.
April: Go ahead, Vern. Tell her about the arrangement.
Vern: What arrangement? Oh, that... Arrangement. Look, The Falcon is still The Falcon. I just may have gotten by with a little help from my friends These four are the ones who took Shredder down the first time. I was kind of more of a wingman.
Leo: We've been doing our part to protect this city from the shadows.
Raph: And we think we have something to offer. We're gonna need... Strategy.
Leo: Instinct.
Mikey: Logic.
Donnie: And boatloads of heart.
[They lend out their hands and throw them up in the air.]
Vincent: Load up!
Donnie: April, Casey and Vern need an escort to Pier 90. The electromagnetic force of the portal is coming from there. Forwarding you the coordinates.
Leo: Send a team! Take us to the Chrysler Building. We'll make our way up to his ship and take down Krang on his home turf.
Vern: Come on, O'Neil, get in!
[They head into the car
Stockman: I installed a breathing apparatus in your helmet. This will help us survive the unique atmosphere of the assembling Technodrome. And I made a handheld version of the teleportation Devi... Look at what we've done. This is undeniable. We'll be gods to future generations.
Shredder: I'll be a god. You'll be just what you've always been.
Stockman: What's that?
Shredder: A footnote.
Stockman: No.
Shredder: Take him to our facility in Tokyo.
[Two foot soldiers take Stockman away]
Stockman: No! No! No! No! No! You can't do this to me! No, you... No. No, you will... No! I've done everything you asked! You promised! No! I am a legend! I will be... No! I will be a legend! You cannot do this to me. The world will know my name!
Shredder: No one will ever know who you are.
Vincent: We're 90 seconds out. I've got tactical gear, weapons, communications standing by.
Leo: All we need is cover to get up there. When we do, we've got to find that beacon that's drawing all those pieces together.
Donnie: If we can send that beacon back to where it came from, and April, Casey and Vern can close that portal on our command...
Mikey: Good-bye, Technodrome.
Raph: Good-bye, Krang. Team effort.
Others: Team effort.
Vern: All right, they're splitting up. Wait, we aren't going with the turtles?Why aren't we going with the turtles? When something bad happens, you want to be with the turtles!
[Shredder arrives on the Technodrome]
Shredder: Commander Krang.
Krang: There you are, Shredder! I thought you'd never get here.
Shredder: As you asked, the beacon has been set. And once the Technodrome reassembles, we can rule the planet.
Krang: I'm sorry. "We?" "We" will rule?
Shredder: We were a team.
Krang: "We were a team!" Teams are for the weak. Family is for the scared. The Earth is my toy! And I do not like to share!
Shredder: You betrayed me!
Krang: Actually, I barely even thought about you. 
[Before Shredder can attack, an ice ray freezes him.]
Krang: Back in the toy chest with the rest of the things I've broken. Silly little earthling. Now for a new game. Look out, Earth! It's playtime.
[The police cars can to a stop]
Troops: Move it, let's go!
Troops: Go, move, move, move. Get your team in position!
Vincent Shields up! Okay, let's get them in. Tight form on that barricade!
[The turtles crawl underneath the people and reached to the top of the building. April looked up to see more debris falling from the sky.]
Policemen: Advance! Keep it tight!
April: Casey!
Casey: Hold on! I'm going in.
April: Casey! Casey!
[Casey skids to a turn, toward the lab and makes it to the building, leaving the other officers stuck outside.]
Donnie: This thing's 57% complete. If we don't stop it now, it's gonna be ready to go in less than four minutes.
Mikey: Guys, what are we waiting for?
Leo: You got this?
Raph: Yeah. I got this. Surf's up, New York!
[He jumps off onto a debris and the others follow. Casey and the others came out of the smoking car.]
Casey: Do you hear that? It sounds strange.
Vern: Like "alien spacecraft in the sky" strange?
Casey: No. That kind of strange.
[Bebop and Rocksteady arrive, making the three humans hide behind the crates.]
Bebop: We've got to keep our eyes out for intruders.
Rocksteady: Well, what do intruders look like?
Bebop: Anybody that's not a big pig or a big rhino.
Casey: Oh. Oh, boy. Listen. You guys secure the portal device. I'll deal with those two.
Vern: "Secure the portal device"? What does that even mean?
Casey: It means kick the butt of anyone that's guarding it, wait for Donnie's go signal, and shut it down.
Vern: Yeah, but we don't know how many people are guarding it!
Casey: Well, do you want to switch?
Vern: Yeah, no. We're gonna secure the portal.
Casey: I thought so. Hey, fellas! Remember me?
Bebop: Look who it is.
Rocksteady: Hey, cop, how's your noggin?
Casey: Come on!
Rocksteady: As you wish.
Bebop: It's on, baby!
[Casey takes off into a run, giving Vern and April the chance to run off.]
[The turtles continue on riding to the Technodrome]
Donnie: Ultrasonic scanners indicate the beacon's location is somewhere near the command module a few hundred feet ahead.
Leo: Okay. We've got to stop this thing from completing.
Raph: And how are we supposed to do that?
Leo: Let's start with whatever that thing is.
[Something emerged in the center of the Technodrome, revealing the robot suit.]
Donnie: That must be Krang.
Leo: All right, fall in, guys!
[They leap off and circle aroudn the robot.]
Raph: It's not that bad, it's just a dumb robot.
Mikey: Huh. I was expecting way worse.
Raph: And what would that look like?
Mikey: I don't know, like a mustache maybe? Evil goatee or something. You know what I'm saying?
[Without warning, one of it's eyes appear on the glass panels causing Mikey to scream as the krang alien pops out.]
Mikey: It's like a chewed-up piece of gum! With a face!
Krang: I'll only warn you once. Get off my ship!
Leo: Donnie, get to the console. Let's send this jacked-up disco ball back where it came from. Hey, Bubblicious, let's see what you've got.
Krang: I'll show you what I've got! This!
Raph: This dude's tougher than I thought.
[Casey continued on running as the two mutants speed after him.]
Bebop: You better run! You cannot escape the Bebop!
[He turned the corner and find a couple cars. He runs past and hides behind the last one. April and Vern looked above the contains to see a foot soldier walking by. She gestures Vern to take care of him.]
Vern: [whispering] What? Why me?
[He jumps off and pushes the soldier to the crate, knocking him down.]
Leo: Let's go! Come on, Mikey!
[Raph and MIkey lunge at the alien, making him drop Leo. Donnie reaches to the console.]
Mikey: You're going down, Krang!
Donnie: Okay. About ninety seconds before this thing is complete. All you, Donnie. No pressure, no pressure, no pressure.
Krang: You know, I'm looking forward to enslaving you. A cage full of tortoises might be nice.
Raph: We're turtles, not tortoises! There's a big difference.
Leo: Yeah. Turtles bite!
Krang: You don't think I've got spares for this?
Mikey: Guys, he is literally rearming.
[Bebop lift up a car searching for Casey.]
Bebop: Gotcha, pipsqueak! 
[He throws the car and misses Casey.. Rocksteady comes in, throwing Casey into a car. Casey looked to the chair and gets an idea.]
Bebop: You see him, Rock? We know you're here somewhere.
[Leo lunged for Krang again.]
Leo: Donnie!
Donnie: Just give me ten seconds.
Mikey: Guys? I don't think I'm tall enough to ride this ride!
[Mikey struggled to hold on as the upper body spins around again.]
Krang: Stupid reptiles!
Raph: Leo, hang on!
[Casey skates as tools were being thrown.]
Bebop: You're starting to be a real pain in my butt. And do you know what Bebop does with pains in his butt?
[He swung his fist at Casey, and he dodged ]
Bebop: Get over here, little boy. Put down that Popsicle stick. Ha! Game on, baby!
[April and Vern arrive to see Karai standing in front of the portal.]
April: Look. There's the portal device.
Vern: Oh, great. She has a sword. We have a hubcap.
Leo: Where's the beacon, Donnie? We're running out of time!
Krang: You already have. Prepare to watch your city crumble.
Raph: What's happening, Donnie?
Donnie: I was right. It's a massive weapons system. He's bringing it online! I got it! I found the beacon! It's just up... there.
Leo: Mikey, go!
Mikey: Oh, I'll get that beacon.
Krang: Okay, turtles. Play time is over!
[Krang flinged his arms firing lasers from his chest. Mikey dodged and fly up to the wall.]
Mikey: I'm vertical!
Krang: Oh, you want some, too?
[Mikey snatched the beacon from the ceiling.]
Mikey: I got it!
Bebop: Get him, Rock!
[Rocksteady leap foward and charged at Casey. He smacked down a pipe and skated up to Beobp, snatching one of his grenades and dodged.]
Rocksteady: Stop, stop! 
[Casey pushed the button and knocks it over into the crate, trapping the two mutant criminals]
Rocksteady: Oh, no.
[It explodes. Casey begins to leave to help his friends]
Bebop: Rock.
Rocksteady: Yeah, Beebs?
Bebop: My man.
Mikey: Hey! Heads up, Donnie. 
[Mikey gets knocked down.]
Mikey: The beacon!
[He snatches it but the Krang grabbed him.]
Krang: Come here, little turtle. Let me give you a hug. Good-bye.
Mikey: Okay.
Leo: Raph! With me!
[He grabs Raph and throws him on]
Mikey: Little help, guys!
Leo: Hang on, little bro!
Raph: Nobody messes...
Donnie: With Mikey!
[Donnie stabs him throught the armor]
Krang: No!
Leo: Guys, Krang is down, but his ship's still building.
[Krang chuckles as the Technodrome started to power up. April and Vern carefully walk to Karia who starts to attack. April backed away, and Vern grabbed her arm but she flipped him around.]
Mikey: Donnie!
Donnie: Drone activated. 
[April dodged Karai and hide behind the crate. Vern throws a chair at Karai who kicks him. April grabbed a book and swung the book at her. knocking her out.]
Donnie: It's gonna be close. Guys, now! Close the portal now!
Casey: I got this.
[Casey deactivates the device, causing the Technodrome to far apart.]
Turtles: Yes!
[They leap onto the pieces and ride all the way down onto a building.]
Leo: Okay, this is our stop.
Krang: I'll be back, turtles, a thousand times stronger!
[The portal closes at last, sending the explosino to radiate and knocking the turtles down.]
Mikey: It's cool. It's cool.
Leo: Yeah, I knew that would work.
Mikey: Wait, so you seriously thought us four teenagers could save the whole world?
Leo: Sure. Guys, we got something no one else has.
Turtles: Turtle power! Garbage truck!
Leo: Garbage truck?
Mikey: Well, we do have one.
Donnie: The other one.
All: Turtle power!
[Later that night]
April: Escaped convicts Bebop and Rocksteady are now in police custody, while Dr. Baxter Stockman remains at large. Authorities assure us that the city is once again safe, however questions remain about last week's events. What was that threat from the sky and how exactly was it averted? But the bigger question is, does it even matter? Do we need to give our heroes a name and a face? Or is it enough to know that they're out there watching over us from the shadows?
[The turtles sand in line in front of the Statue of Liberty where everyone was attending, all of them wearing keys around their necks.]
Vincent: For your incredible valor within this community, and for your uncompromising cooperation with this agency, I present to you the keys to the city, a symbol of our appreciation, respect, and for our continued partnership. To you brothers, Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo... Last name?
Donnie: Not so much.
Mikey: I never thought of that. That's no fair.
Vincent: Congratulations.
Vern: I got one of those. No big deal. I helped them. They're friends of mine.
April: So, you got plans next weekend?
Casey: Just my regular hockey game. Do you want to come watch me play?
April: Watch? I'll take you one on one. And I'll kick your butt.
Casey: I bet you will.
Mikey: My key's totally bigger. It's bigger than your key, man. I got the big key.
Vincent: I think you should give people more credit. They'll accept you now.
Raph: You're probably right. But, uh... I think we'll stick with the arrangement we've had.
Leo: If you ever need us, April knows where to find us.
Vincent: Really? You could live a normal life, like the rest of us.
Raph: Normal? What fun is that?
[The ending shot contains the turtles on the Stature of Liberty celebrating their victory.]
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