こっちむいてほい (Kocchi Muite Hoi)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
誰かさんと誰かさんの謎かけよ　せんせ 	dareka-san to dareka-san no nazokake yo sense 	Let’s pose a certain someone’s and a certain someone’s mysteries, author!
 	 	
いの一番　畏怖と if 	ino ichiban ifu to if 	A, number one: ifu (are) and if
背伸びしてもとどかない 	senobi shite mo todokanai 	Even if I overstretch myself, I can’t reach
思わせぶり意地悪 	omowaseburi ijiwaru 	You’re so mean with those insinuations
いやっ　嫌厭嫌『好き』嫌いっ 	iya iya iya iya "suki" kirai 	No! I don’t like it at all, "I like you" I hate you!
 	 	
ろの二番に　Like 到来　『とーらい！』 	ro no niban ni Like tourai "toorai!" 	B, number two: Like tourai (arrival)　"Tourai!"
五七五　七五三 	go shichi go shichi go san 	*5 7 5, *7 5 3Number of syllables each line in a haiku, and lucky numbers??
恥ずかしい夢見ちゃう　『だめ』 	hazukashii yume michau "dame" 	I accidentally dreamt about something embarrassing "I shouldn’t!"
だめ『見ちゃ』ダメ駄目ダメ『だめ』なのっ 	dame "michau" DAME dame DAME "dame" nano 	No, I can't "accidentally dream", no, no, no, "no"!
 	 	
どっちどっち「ほ」の字？「れ」の字？　手掛かりもうないもうないの？ 	docchi docchi "ho" no ji? "re" no ji? tegakari mou nai mou nai no?	Which, which is it? Is it the "ho" character? The "re" character? Are there really no clues?!
苦い苦いは大人のおやつ　おさげを引っぱんないで引っぱんないで 	nigai nigai wa otona no oyatsu osage wo hippannaide hippannaide 	Bitter, bitter adult snacks, Don’t pull my braids, don’t pull them!
 	 	
子供じゃありませんよ　知恵比べ　ほら 	kodomo ja arimasen yo chie kurabe hora 	I’m not a kid! Compare our wisdom, see!
 	 	
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほしいのこっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoshii no kocchi muite hoi 	I want you to look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほいったらこっちむいてねえねえ 	kocchi muite ho ittara kocchi muite nee nee 	Look over here, geez! Hey, hey, look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
すわ『大変』事件ですせんせっ 	suwa "taihen" jiken desu sense 	Aah, this is a "very serious" case, author!
 	 	
『※咳払い』 	*cough* 	"*ahem"
 	 	
はの三番　 I の愛 	ha no sanban I no ai 	C, number three: ai (love) as in I
お世話してあげなきゃね 	osewashite agenakya ne 	You have to let me help you, okay?
逢い曳きごっこなんてそんなの 	ai hibiki gokko nante sonna no 	Pretending that we’re meeting in secret- something like that!
云えるわけがないよね　云えない云えない絶対！ 	ieru wake ga nai yo ne ienai ienai zettai! 	There’s no way that I can say that, okay? I won’t, I won’t, there’s absolutely no way!
 	 	
云えない！ 	ienai! 	I won’t say it!
 	 	
だってだって小娘小娘　発育不足です 	datte datte komusume komusume hatsuiku fusoku desu 	But, but, young lady, young lady, you’re lacking in height
甘い甘いは探偵遊戯　「阿破破（あはは）」と真似して叱られ 	amai amai wa tantei yuugi "ahaha" to maneshite shikarare 	In this sweet, sweet detective game, scold me for imitating that "ahaha"
 	 	
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほしいのこっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoshii no kocchi muite hoi 	I want you to look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほいって云ったらこっちをむいてよねえねえ 	kocchi muite ho itte ittara kocchi wo muite yo nee nee 	Look over here, geez! Hey, hey, look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
あら『やだ』もお強引なせんせっ 	ara "ya da" moo gouin na sense 	Oh my, "stop it!" Aah, you’re pushy, author!
 	 	
将来有望作家　隣にいますよ　ねえ　ねえ　ねえ　ねえ　ねえ！ 	shourai yuubou sakka tonari ni imasu yo nee nee nee nee nee! 	A promising author is next to me! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
 	 	
あっちむいてほい　悪戯しないでったら 	acchi muite hoi itazura shinaide ttara 	Look over there, Geez, don’t mess around
そっちむいてほい　子供じゃないのに 	socchi muite hoi kodomo ja nai no ni 	Look there, Like I said, I’m not a child
あっちむいてほい　大人はずるいです 	acchi muite hoi otona wa zurui desu 	Look over there, Adults are unfair
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here…look over here!
 	 	
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい　『不可思議』 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi "fukashigi" 	Look over here! Look over here! "A mystery..."
こっちむいてほしいのこっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoshii no kocchi muite hoi 	I want you to look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい　『本の魔法みたい』 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi "hon no mahou mitai" 	Look over here! Look over here! "It’s like the magic in books!"
こっちむいてほいって云ったらこっちをむいてよねえねえ 	kocchi muite ho itte ittara kocchi wo muite yo nee nee 	Look over here, geez! Hey, hey, look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい　『謎解こう』 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi "nazo tokou" 	Look over here! Look over here! "Let’s solve this mystery!"
こっちむいてほしいなこっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoshii na kocchi muite hoi 	I want you to look over here! Look over here!
こっちむいてほい　こっちむいてほい 	kocchi muite hoi kocchi muite hoi 	Look over here! Look over here!
もう『そろそろ』気づいてよ　せんせー 	mou "soro soro" kizuite yo sensee 	Aah, realize "already", author!
 	 	
せんせっ 	sense 	Author!
==Tranlator Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*V♥25 -Fortune-
*女学生探偵ロック (Jogakusei Tantei Rock) (album)
==External Links==
===Official===
*Piapro - Off-vocal
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki- Hatsune Miku Wiki Page
*Romaji lyrics source
*papercoleena - Translation Source
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