Cult of Squid: World of Chaos

Cult of Squid: World of Chaos is a movie based on the popular series Cult of Squid, which was released April 30th, 2021. The film was released after the Season 5 finale, and It was be written by Purple133 and Locknloaded23. Writing of the film officially begun on January 5th, 2021.
==Plot==
Immediately following the end of "Untethered Angel", the Cult and Feathered Friends have to retreat and regroup in order to mourn the fallen Initiator and formulate a new plan to take down Satan and his army once and for all. The fate of the world rests in the hands of Brother Squidward and the rest of the gang and if they fail to stop Satan, it spells certain doom for all of civilization. This movie sees a daring mission to retrieve weapons to fight Satan, firepower and a full army being raised to help, and the final judgement for the afterlife one character. 
==Production==
Plans for a film based on the series had been discussed since late 2018. A full-fledged film was first attempted in late 2018 by the series creator, who brought users Firematch, CrazySponge and Purple133 on board as writers. The film was to be called "Cult of War," which was to be released after season 1 of the show. However, production on the film stopped after the intro was written, and the movie was scrapped altogether. The idea for the film was later readapted into the season 3 story arc of the same name.
In 2019, discussion about a movie to close the series after the 3rd season was being made by the executive producer Purple133 and former executive producer Locknloaded23. In December of that year, after season 4 of the series was drawing to a close, Purple announced that a Cult of Squid film would be made after the season 5 finale, which would be a continuation of said finale. The film's name was not revealed until early 2020.
A prototype poster for the film was released on February 21st, 2020, revealing the title of the film, before the final poster was released. The finalized poster was released in December of 2020, and was made by PrimitiveSponge129. The plot remained unannounced until a few days before its release.
Writing for the film officially begun January 5th, 2021. It officially released April 30th, 2021.
==Transcript==
(Cold open. Fade into the Lodge, where text that reads "July 10th, 2018" briefly appears on screen before fading away. An explosion is heard as we cut to inside the Lodge, where Squidward is standing in front of an army of Cultists)
Squidward: COME ON, MEN! WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING THIS BATTLE FOR A MONTH! IT'S TIME TO FINALLY PUT AN END TO IT! IT'S TIME TO COMPLETE OUR TAKEOVER!
(The cultists all cheer)
Squidward: TENNNN-HUT! MARCH! (Squidward marches outside and so do all the Cultist)
(Cut to the middle of town, where a war is being waged on between Bikini Bottom and the Cult. Several explosions are heard and seen as many cultists lay slain on the battlefield)
Squidward: (holding grenade) FIGHT FOR THE LODGE, MEN! FOR THE LODGE! (he throws the grenade)
(Security runs into battle wearing S.W.A.T armor and holding a handgun)
Security: BROTHER SQUIDWARD! WHAT SHOULD WE DO WITH THE CIVILIANS?
Squidward: SAME THING WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME- LOCK 'EM UP!
Security: RODGER! MEN, LET'S GO!
(Security runs into battle and a group of armed, elite Cultists start kidnapping civilians and putting them in a cage that is driving towards The Lodge.)
Squidward: FOR THE LODGE! 
Initiator: FOR THE LODGE!
Noseward: FOR THE LODGE!
(The screen begins glitching, and shows multiple shots of Cultists fighting the war, Bottomites being kidnapped in battle, Crayons treating the seriously injured inside the Lodge, and the Cult marching into battle. The glitches get progressively worse and soon the screen cuts to complete blackness after a nuke goes off in town, and for a brief moment we see the first few seconds the first ever episode of Cult of Squid play with text reading "July 17th" show up on screen, then the screen cuts to black)
(Cold open ends. The logo for the film appears onscreen and epic music plays in the background. The movie fades in through the collapsed cult roof, our heroes still in shock at the death of the Initiator)
Squidward: I can't believe it. Satan won.
Crayons: Brother Squidward, Satan hasn't won, and he never will! We have successfully stopped Satan for over a year now, and I refuse to let you give up!
Squidward: but, the beam in the sky, and-
Plankton: quit your yapping! We can get through this, easy peasy! 
SpongeBob: But, where did Satan go? He just disappeared.
(The world begins shaking. The FF and Cult run outside and see the moon explode into several pieces, and the ground cracks open, spewing huge flames unlike they've ever seen)
Squidward: WHAT THE HELL!
(An entire army of demons burst out of the rip, and Satan bursts out, laughing)
Satan: YOU FOOLS! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DEFEAT ME AGAIN?! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! I HAVE CONTROL! REALITY IS MINE!
(Satan snaps his fingers and a huge bolt of lightning strikes the Lodge, causing it to explode and be completely decimated, leaving nothing behind) 
Squidward: THE LODGE! NO! 
Crayons: YOU MONSTER! 
Security: THINK OF ALL THE CAGED MEN IN THERE! THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW!
Satan: MAY THEY ALL BURN IN HELL!
(The camera zooms into the Lodge. Visible footprints can be seen next to it, leading into the forest. An unidentifiable fish is crawling towards the woods)
(Cut back)
Satan: Now, I have some unfinished business to attend to!
(Satan snaps his finger and the ground cracks open and a legion of demons fly out)
Satan: NO MORE MESSING AROUND! THIS TIME, YOU'RE DEAD!
(Satan turns to face the cultists)
Squidward: I’m gonna-
Satan: What? What are you going to do against me? I’ll kill you myself. 
(Satan reaches his hand into the cracked floor and pulls out his flaming sword)
Satan: I must admit, your resilience is impressive. However, you’ve meddled with my plans way too much. So now, it’s time for your untimely demise.
(Satan swings his sword to kill the cultists and feathered friends but a giant shadowy hand catches it and pushes satan back)
Satan: What? NO!
Shadow: I HAVE WATCHED YOU MEDDLE FOR SO LONG! I AM PUTTING AN END TO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(The shadow knocks Satan to the ground)
Shadow: YOU GUYS! RUN! 
(The cultists run away)
(Nix fully emerges from a portal)
Nix: I WASNT DONE FEEDING!
Satan: Oh sh-
(Nix flips Satan into the portal and starts punching him)
Nix: YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!
Satan: I WILL AND HAVE!
(Fade to the gang in the Krusty Krab, with Initiator's limp body on a table)
Squidward: is there any way to bring him back, Crayons?
(Crayons puts a stethoscope to Initiator's chest, and after a bit of listening he pulls them off with a sad look on his face)
Squidward: well?
Crayons: im sorry, Squidward, he's dead.
(Squidward is at a loss for words after hearing this. He then lays on the floor in sadness and begins crying)
Plankton: get yourself together, man!
(Security and Crayons comfort him)
Crayons: what say we have a funeral for our fallen cultist?
Squidward: yeah… yeah, I'd like that.
(Fade to them putting Initiator's corpse in a casket, and lowering it into the ground. They put a large photo of the Initiator where they buried him, alongside some candles, flowers, and his cult wardrobe)
Squidward: may he rest in peace.
(They all slowly walk back into the Krusty Krab. Squidward looks behind him at the burial site, and continues walking)
(Fade back into the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: What now?
Squidward: I don’t know. It’s pretty hopeless at this point.
SpongeBob: Well I’m going to cook us some Krabby patties for a morale boost.
Squidward: You go do that. Anybody got a game plan? 
Patrick: I want a Krabby Patty.
(Patrick turns around angrily in his chair)
Squidward: Brother Noseward?
Noseward: Um yeah no I got nothing.
Squidward: You know in that alternate timeline you were actually in charge of the cult.
Noseward: Yeah but how does that help us now?
Squidward: Doesn’t. 
Security: So do you guys think that shadow thing saved us?
Squidward: I hope so.
(Cut to Nix fighting Satan)
Satan: Say Nix why don’t you just stop?
Nix: Why on EARTH would I do that?
Satan: I can offer you something special.
Nix: And what’s that?
Satan: (calmly) souls. 
Nix: Forget it! The souls of the mortals are no use for me.
Satan: Just imagine how much power you'd have! You'd be unstoppable!
Nix: I SAID, FORGET IT! 
(Nix delivers a damaging blow to Satan's chest)
Satan: That's how you're gonna be? Fine! You must learn to never play with fire!
(A swarm of demons shows up)
Satan: If you won’t join me, then you’re my enemy. DESTROY IT.
(The demons begin swarming Nix and she smites some, but they overwhelm her and begin to force her back into her dimension)
Satan: Pretty strong hit if I’m being honest, but now that you’re going to be permanently out of the equation, I think I won’t have any issues taking over from here.
(Satan kicks Nix in the stomach and the gateway between dimensions seals itself)
Satan: Alright! Now onto CONQUEST! 
(Satan tears the cracked portal to hell open even more, and more and more demons flood out)
Satan: Welcome back to Earth ladies and gentlemen, we’re going to have a permanent stay starting tonight!
Random Demon: Ugh, I hate this stupid place.
Random Demon 2: What year is it?
Satan: 2021.
Random Demon: Wait it’s not 412?
Satan: No.
Random Demon: Also why are we underwater?
Satan: We take over the oceans, then move up to taking the humans.
Demon: why are you taking over the sea first?
Satan: to finally get rid of these jackasses who made a deal with me 3 years ago, and never fulfilled it!
Demon: WHAT?! WEVE GOT A DEAL BREAKER?!
Satan: precisely! They owe me all their souls!
Demon: LETS RIP THESE DEAL BREAKERS A NEW 
Satan: Hey, leave all the swearing to me.
(Satan smites the demon)
Random Demon 3: Satan, why do you always kill your own demons?
Satan: They're easily replaceable. I have billions of them, so losing just one is no skin off my back. 
Random Demon 3: Am I replaceable??
(Satan smites him)
Satan: Yes. Yes you are. Anybody else care to ask me a stupid question?
(All of the demons kneel)
Satan: That’s what I thought.
(Fade to the Cult eating Krabby Patties)
Squidward: Men, Satan's army is growing by the second, and if we don't do something, this could be our last day on Earth! 
Crayons: well, if Satan hadn't destroyed my Demon-Weapons, I reckon we could beat him in a heartbeat.
Squidward: rebuild them then! Do whatever you can!
Crayons: do you know how long it took for me to build the originals? By the time I finish, we would already be dead!
SpongeBob: well, since you're so smart, it could probably take a few hours.
Squidward: Nobody's building an invention in only a few hours! Last time that happened, I got stranded in the Kelp Forest with Crayons.
Crayons: you what? You'd think I'd remember something like that.
Plankton: Everyone, I have another idea! If Crayons and I worked together, we could rebuild them in a snap! We're both smarties!
Crayons: say, that's not a bad idea, whatever your name is!
Plankton: it's Plankton. Sheldon J. Plankton.
Crayons: I swear I stepped on you one time.
Plankton: YOU DID.
Crayons: I'm 100% open to the idea of working with this dude. Problem is, where the Hell am I gonna get the materials?
(A mysterious figure walks into the store)
Figure: I know how to help.
Squidward: who the hell are you?
Figure: It's me. Zomp.
(He steps out the shadows revealing he is indeed Zomp)
Plankton: Zomp?! What're you doing here?! I thought you were killed!
Zomp: What’s up guys?
Squidward: nonononononononononononononono
SpongeBob: What are YOU doing here?
Noseward: Didn’t you die?
Patrick: Yeah, are you a zombie?!
Zomp: No, I'm not a zombie. But I barely survived. I'm surprised I am still alive today.
Patrick: Makes sense.
Squidward: Okay but wait what are you doing back?
Zomp: What else? I’m here to help! Join your merry band or whatever. I just don’t want to see the world end in hellfire.
Noseward: Yeah you do.
Zomp: Not this type of literal hellfire.
Squidward: So what, you help us and then what?
Zomp: I leave! I’ll leave you alone for at least a bit.
Security: Why should we trust you?
Zomp: You shouldn’t. However I’d rather work with you then satan himself. Soooooo..
Security: (to Squidward) your call, Brother Squidward.
Squidward: We need all the help we can get. Zomp, do you have ANYTHING that could help us in this fight?
Zomp: Probably not.
Squidward: Great, that’s just great.
Zomp: Hey wait a minute, maybe I do.
Squidward: Say what?
Security: Yeah wait what?
Zomp: Do you guys remember that time I attacked the arsenal of Hell?
Noseward: Of course.
Zomp: I actually successfully stole a weapon just labeled “The Egg."
(Noseward snickers)
Zomp: shut up. Anyways, since I stole it from the deepest depths of Hell, I have NO idea what it does.
Squidward: Well that’s helpful.
Zomp: Do you want to have a chance in this fight or not? I can just leave right now and come back to fight you guys again.
Squidward: Okay fine. Do you remember where it is?
Zomp: Right at my old base. Which I’m pretty sure has my old guards stationed.
Plankton: Are they possessed?
Zomp: Probably. That’s a bit of a hiccup now isn’t it?
Noseward: Slightly.
Crayons: I’ll go with Zomp to get the Egg.
Zomp: Okay cool. Anybody else?
Spongebob: well, if Crayons is going, Plankton should tag along. They're both scientists
Plankton: well, I guess so.
Crayons: I don't think I've ever worked with this pea.
Plankton: don't call me that!
Zomp: easy, you two! Don't you know you're on a mission to save the damn world?
Plankton: Right, let’s keep our cool.
Crayons: Sure, I guess. Ive never really liked this guy, but it's the end of the world or whatever. 
(Cut to a black void. Initiator is laying on the floor unconscious)
Voice: Hello, Initiator.
The Initiator: (wakes up) where am I?
Nixon: Hello Initiator.
The Initiator: Nixon..?
Nixon: yes, Initiator. Your time has come.
Grim Reaper: the council of death awaits you.Yes, it is I. And these are my pals!
Grim Reaper: You’re not in charge, Nixon.
Nixon: But I ran the US!
Shinigami: Yeah that went great. Heard any stories about watergate recently?
Nixon: ILL KILL YOU!
Grim Reaper: Hush hush. Welcome Initiator. We’re here to test you for your pureness and what not.
Initiator: What does that mean?
Grim Reaper: We’ll put your heart on a scale and then Anubis will decide if you’re going up or down. 
Nixon: I live for this moment.
Anubis: Yes, yes I will. 
Nixon: GET READY SINNER!
Initiator: Hey I was a good boy!
Anubis: We’ll let the scale decide. 
(Anubis snaps his finger and Initiator's chest glows red until his heart bursts through and into The Reaper's hand. A scale appears, and initiator's chest wound heals itself)
(Cut to Crayons, Plankton, and Zomp in the middle of town)
Zomp: alright, fellas. The fate of the world depends on this mission. 
Crayons: so, where could this demon weapon be?
Zomp: In my old, abandoned base. 
Crayons: and where might that be?
Zomp: I can't tell you, unfortunately. I can't trust no one! For all I know you two could be on a wire.
Crayons: The police department was destroyed, how could we be on the wire?
Zomp: I don’t know!
Plankton: Guys, please! let’s just keep going we don’t have much-
(Three demons appear in clouds of smoke in front of them)
Demon 1: End of the line boys!
Plankton: Not today!
Demon 2: GET OVER HERE!
(The demons all surround Plankton, but one is shot and instantly vaporized by Zomp)
Crayons: hold up what?
Zomp: What, you think I didn’t leave that arsenal with at least one weapon I knew might be useful?
Plankton: Thank god for your very good thief skills!
(Zomp shoots another demon)
Demon 1: I’LL KILL YOU ALL!
(The demon charges at Crayons and starts to drain the blood from his body, but then Zomp shoots it)
Zomp: I only have three more bullets, let’s hope these guys were the only ones we encounter.
(Out of nowhere, Zomp gets tackled by one of the demons he fought, who starts ruthlessly maiming him. Plankton and Crayons kill it by shooting it, but Zomp is gravely injured)
Plankton: ZOMP! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Zomp: (coughing) does it look like I'm okay?
Crayons: you think you will make it?
Zomp: (weak laugh) Ive suffered worse. I will be fine. Just leave me here, I'll tend to my own wounds. Ive been in so many gunfights that I am practically immune to most things that would be fatal to others.
Crayons: you're certain?
Zomp: Im certain. Just try to find the base on your own.
Plankton: Cant you tell us where that may be?
Zomp: I dont want to risk any demons hearing me and following you there. Plankton will know.
Plankton: I havent been there in years! How the Hell would I find it?
(They look at Zomp, and hes gone.)
Zomp: (echoey) now what?
(Fade to the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: Well, with our 2 brainiacs gone, now what will we do? Brainstorm, men!
Security: Well, until the 2 get back, we dont have many options. 
Squidward: (sigh) if the Initiator were here, he surely would know what to do.
Patrick: I miss my carefree days of just walkin in and saying, "Good morning, Krusty Crew!"
Squidward: and then Id have to deal with your stupidity. Man, I have so many memories linked to this place. To think that I used to work here before I became the ruler of this godforsaken town.
SpongeBob: boy, Id give anything to just go back to flipping patties. I miss the smell of grilling patty, the grease dripping off the grill, the-
Squidward: Hold on, did you say grease?
SpongeBob: ...Yeah, why?
Squidward: guys, check in the storage room. Our answer may be there.
Security: I dont see the significance of this.
Squidward: trust me.
(Security walks over to the Krusty Krab storage room and opens it. Inside are a group of inventions created by Crayons and Plankton)
Security: woah, how long has this been here?
Squidward: Crayons told me that if the Lodge were to be destroyed when Satan grew too powerful, he stored em in that room, because as far as Satan knows, this place is completely abandoned.
Security: And you never told me about this?
SpongeBob: yeah, how long has this been there? And why did we not notice?
Patrick: I knew. I just didnt tell because I didnt find it important.
SpongeBob: you nitwit! This couldve saved our lives, like, 1000000 times!
Patrick: Oh be quiet. Ive kept plenty of secrets from you guys. Youre all idiots.
Squidward: Crayons wanted me to keep it a secret and only reveal it if the world were ending.
Security: so what specific machine in here will help us?
Squidward: the red one with a tube on the top.
(Security struggles to drag the heavy invention to the main room)
Securiy: Neptune, that thing is heavy.
SpongeBob: what does grease have to do with this beast?
Squidward: it's a grease-powered soul-stealer! GPSS for short. Anyways, if we have enough grease, we can use this machine to recruit an army of the damned!
Squidward: But, wed need help to make an army. Wait a minute… i know somebody!
Security: well, spit it out!
Squidward: Mr. Krabs! We can use Mr. Krabs soul!
Patrick: not a bad idea. 
Security: but how will we get this stupid thing to run if it's powered by grease?
Spongebob: yeah, and the Krusty Krab has been out of grease for 2 years. 
Squidward: well, how hard can it be to make grease? It cant be that hard, right?
SpongeBob: actually, I have an idea.
Squidward: what would that be?
(Cut to SpongeBob in front of his grill, which has been moved to the waiting room. Spongebob dual-wields 2 spatulas and spins them like pistols)
SpongeBob: let's get cookin'.
(Fades to Crayons and Plankton walking aimlessly)
Crayons: so youre telling me that you dont know where this guy's old base is?
Plankton: I swear, I don't! It's been over 3 years since ive been there. I may be smart but I dont have the greatest memory in the world!
Crayons: Well the fate of the world depends on this mission.
Plankton: yeah yeah, whatever. 
(Suddenly, a "blip" goes off in Plankton's backpack. He takes out a tiny laptop)
Plankton: Stupid laptop. 
Crayons: what just happened?
Plankton: It just told me the battery was low. The world is about to bloody end.
Crayons: its not like you'll need that thing anyways.
Plankton: Yeah, might as well toss it out. (Notices something on the computer) say, is that what I think it is?
Crayons: what is it?
(The camera reveals an application with a Plankton icon on his computer named "ZompTracker")
Plankton: Zomp Tracker! Of course!
Crayons: is that good?
Plankton: it's fantastic! This old application is what I used when Zomp and I were a team. If I lost Zomp, or lost the way to his lair, I could use this to find him or his lair!
Crayons: Thats great, Sheldon!
Plankton: dont call me that. Anyways, I hope to Neptune that his old lair is trackable.
(Plankton types on his tiny laptop)
Plankton: Bingo! Ive got its location here!
Crayons: great! So can we make our merry way over there? 
Plankton: yep! My Zomp Tracker tells us to go… (points offscreen) that way!
(They run off)
(Cut to them walking around town)
Plankton: just a few more steps and we're there.
Crayons: hey, didnt Zomp say that his former minions could be there? And that they were possessed?
Plankton: no worries. I brought guns. I carry 'em all the time. Never know when they will come in handy.
Crayons: and yet you have never managed to steal the Krabbt Patty formula?
Plankton: hey, shut up! How do you even know about that?!
Crayons: You're Bikini Bottom's most notorious villain. Everyone knows about it. Each failed attempt gets published in the newspaper.
Plankton: it WHAT?!
Crayons: yeah. Did you not know?
Plankton: (holding anger back) No, I didn't. (Sighs) Wait here a moment. 
(Plankton walks off-screen. Cut to him going to the Bikini Bottom newspaper production building, and he destroys it by zapping it plenty of times, making it catch on fire, then exploding. Cut to him walking back to Crayons)
Plankton: sorry about that. Just keep walking. We will get there soon. 
(5 minutes later timecard. Crayons and Plankton are still walking, when Plankton walks into Town Hall)
Plankton: ah, we're here!
Crayons: This is his lair? Town Hall?
Plankton: of course not, idiot! Just follow me.
(They go around the back, knocking on the floor. A trapdoor opens up after Plankton types in a passcode from a numeric keyboard that pops up, and they walk down the secret entrance. Cut to them inside the secret base, which is in ruins)
Crayons: jeesh, this place is a dump.
Plankton: yeah, Zomp must not have looked over this place since the takeover.
Crayons: let's just find the egg and leave. This place gives me chills.
(They look around and see a golden flaming weapon labeled on a pedestal labeled The Egg)
Plankton: there it is! Lets go for it!
(They attempt to grab it, but a bunch of possessed Zomp guards come out of nowhere, pointing weapons at them)
Crayons: Plankton! What do we do?!
(Plankton grabs a weapon and starts blasting all the guards surrounding them)
Plankton: Quick! To the exit! And dont forget The Egg!
(They dash for the exit, but they get blocked by more guards who surround them. There are more than before)
Crayons: Plankton, what do we do?
Plankton: Well, Crayons, its time to prepare for battle.
(Plankton throws Crayons a gun. After he grabs it, fade to SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab, staring down the machine like a Wild West film)
SpongeBob: Here we go! SQUIDWARD! START THE MUSIC!
Squidward: What music?
SpongeBob: THE MUSIC.
Squidward: Im sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
(John Lennon arises from the ground)
Lennon: need some music?
SpongeBob: who the barnacles are you?
Noseward: Ive actually done a bit of study of music above the ocean. They were in a band called "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I believe.
Lennon: sure. 
(George Harrison comes out the ground too)
George: John, Whatre you doing here?
Lennon: It’s the bleeding apocalypse, and Satan is trying to gain control of the world!
George: I came here because Satan's been gone for quite some time. 
Noseward: since this is some kind of reunion i sorta expected you two to be excited to see eachother.
Lennon: nah, we see each other all the time. We're both dead.
George: John was shot and I died from too much smoking.
Lennon: if only Paul and Ringo were here.
(Cut to Paul McCartney making music)
Paul: Yknow, I have the feeling to go to the bottom of the ocean.
(He jumps out the window and into the ocean, and enters the Krusty Krab)
Paul: What’s up mates!
Lennon: Paul?! Whatre you doing here?
Paul: I felt like I should be down here for some reason. 
Noseward: oh, it's Paul McCartney, from the band "Wings!"
Paul: but-
Lennon: just let him do his own thing, Paul. He is a bleeding talking nose.
George: Since Paul is where, where is Ringo?
(Ringo crawls from Hell)
Ringo: hey lads.
Lennon: Ringo died?
Ringo: nah, I visit Hell every week for a tea party with Satan, but he hasnt shown up yet. Peace and love.
Paul: So is this like a weird Beatles reunion?
Ringo: Why not? Peace and love, peace and love.
Lennon: How's Yoko been doing? I haven't seen her since I was shot, and they don't allow us to see the lives of the living in the afterlife.
Paul: she's old. 
Lennon: ...and that's it?
Paul: pretty much. She's just old.
Spongebob: so uh… can you play music?
Paul: yes we can! What say we play "Maxwell's Silver Hammer," lads?
Ringo, George, and John: NO!
Lennon: let's just do Helter Skelter.
(An instrumental cover of Helter Skelter starts playing and SpongeBob starts flipping patties to the beat, flinging them into the machine, powering it ever so slightly on each patty)
Squidward: thats the spirit, Sponge! Keep em coming!
Patrick: Is this what they call music up on the surface? 
Security: I love it! You guys should form a band. Seriously.
Paul: we did. John got shot cus of it.
George: And I died from smoking.
(After a long segment of Spongebob flipping patties and the others cheering him on, SpongeBob starts making enough grease to power the machine. Spongebob collapses on the floor from sheer exhaustion)
Ringo: IVE GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS! (throws drumsticks across the room)
Lennon: I don't get it.
Squidward: cut the chitchat, Is SpongeBob dead?
Patrick: no, just sleeping.
Squidward: how do you know?
Patrick: im an expert on sleeping.
(They wrap SpongeBob in a blanket while hes still unconscious)
Noseward: So is this like a ghost vacuum that runs on grease then?
Squidward: Yeah sure, why not, I dunno ask Crayons. By the way, how long are they going to be? Theyve been gone quite a bit of time.
John Lennon: ...can we go now?
Squidward: yeah, just go.
John Lennon: c'mon, George. 
(George and John jump back into the ground, Paul flies upwards to the surface and Ringo fades away)
Squidward: those guys creep me out.
(Cut to Plankton and Crayons fighting a bunch of demons)
Plankton: OH LORD!
Demon: He’s not here right now.
Crayons: PLANKTON, THERES TOO MANY OF THEM!
Plankton: I never thought it would come to this, but its our only shot!
(Plankton grabs a grenade and throws it at the demons. The grenade spawns a mini black hole, sucking each demon in)
Plankton: RUN!
(Crayons and Plankton run out before they get sucked in and the mini black hole shrinks and explodes, causing Town Hall to completely collapse)
Plankton: we did it!
Crayons: where did you get those black hole grenades???
Plankton: I stole em from your lab a few months ago. 
Crayons: is that where they went???
Plankton: yessir!
Crayons: Yknow, it's the end of the world, so I'll wait until later to kill you.
Plankton: now we just gotta return this to the Krusty Krab. Shouldnt take long. Although, it's 4 miles from here.
(Crayons sighs in frustration)
(Fade to the Council)
Anubis: The test shall commence! Initiator, if your heart weighs less than the feather, you get to go to heaven. If it weighs more, you go to hell. Or hades. Or purgatory. Whatever we call it. What do we call it?
Nixon: Watergate.
Grim Reaper: That’s oddly specific.
Nixon: It’s my own personal Hell. Got me booted from the presidency.
Grim Reaper: how come we got Nixon here and not Hitler? He was way worse.
Anubis: he had plans that weekend and never called back.
Grim Reaper: when was this?
Anubis: April 30th, 1945.
Nixon: uh, thats-
Anubis: LET THE WEIGHING BEGIN!
(Anubis sets the heart on the scale)
Initiator: Wait so if I go to hell what even happens? Satan isn’t exactly there if you haven’t noticed.
Grim Reaper: Well, Hell has operated for a while without him in times past. It’s usually run by some of the higher ranking demons. 
Initiator: And they are?
Grim Reaper: Not interested in mortal pish posh.
(The scale starts to tip)
Anubis: Say kid, if you get to Heaven, there’s this angel chick I’ve been meaning to say hi to for a couple thousand years. Put in the good word for me?
Initiator: You say that like I’m going up. 
Anubis: Oh yeah. Wellllllll-
Nixon: horny sunuva. 
(The scale creaks; cut to the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: So, now that weve got this thing working… How do we use it?
Security: Only Crayons would know is my guess. And Initiator. That dude was weird.
Noseward: too soon, dude.
SpongeBob: Ive got this flare gun in my pocket. Perhaps we can signal them to come here?
Patrick: Satan might see us, buddy.
SpongeBob: why are you being so… Smart?
Patrick: whaddaya talking about?
(Cut to the backside of Patrick. He is holding something behind his back that cant quite be made out because he is covering it with his hand) 
Patrick: Well under dire circumstances I find my brain capacity increases significantly.
SpongeBob: Huh?
Patrick: What?
Squidward: Okay, anyways, I think we need to figure out where Satan’s striking next so we can finally put a stop to this madness.
SpongeBob: Well he already took the lodge, what’s another place he would go to that’s also powerful?
Squidward: Honestly man, I’m not sure. Where else in the Sea could be a powerful enough area for Satan's grasp? Must be like some mad scientists lab. Hey….
(Cut to Sandy’s Treedome which is now heavily militarized)
Sandy: Satan could strike at any point in time! Thanks to my highly militarized shelter, he wont be able to TOUCH me! Now, all i gotta do is flip the Anti-Satan switch, and nobody will be able to come in or out!
(She goes into her tree, pulling a huge lever that makes the dome glow purple)
Sandy: the dagnabbed things gotta charge up! No matter, ive got plenty of time. The world is ending after all.
(Fade to the group running through the middle of town. Security is carrying the soul extractor on his shoulders)
Noseward: where the heck are we going?! It is torture to run when youre literally just a nose!
Squidward: we gotta get to Sandy's dome before Satan discovers it!
Security: but what about the Krusty Krab?
Squidward: Weve gotta leave that behind! Itll act as a distraction, so they wont find our current location!
SpongeBob: what about Crayons and Plankton?
Squidward: aw CRAP! I forgot about them! Well theyre smart, they can probably find us on their own. We just gotta focus on making it to the treedome before Satan gets there!
(Cut to Crayons and Plankton running from a group of demons)
Crayons: PLANKTON, I DONT THINK WELL MAKE IT! THEYRE GAINING ON US! YOU GOT ANY MORE BLACK HOLE GRENADES?
Plankton: ive got one more!
Crayons: throw it, man!
Plankton: If I do that then we risk not having a powerful weapon in battle!
Crayons: WE ALREADY GOT A POWERFUL WEAPON! 
Plankton: To deal with SATAN, not the demons!
Crayons: So what do you propose we do now?
Plankton: Good question! I say we keep running and hope we-
(They bump into something)
Plankton: crap! CRAP!
Crayons: ow… whatd we hit?
Plankton: we hit some entity! It could be more demons!
Squidward: Crayons? Plankton?
Plankton: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP! THEY KNOW WHO WE ARE!
Squidward: of course we do! Were allies!
Plankton: what?! (Looks closely and sees they did indeed bump into the Cult)
Crayons: Wait, how did we get back here?
Squidward: Well, you guys ran into us! We were on our way to Sandy's treedome to warn her!
Security: Question. did you guys seriously just lead a ton of demons right back to our location?
(Cut to see the hoard of demons running towards them)
Demon: Hey fellas! Looks like we found the Cult too!
(They all cheer)
(Cut back)
Crayons: with you guys here, the oncoming fight with these demons will be easier!
Squidward: a fight?! But were unprepared!
Plankton: nope! Ive got weapons!
(Hands them all weapons)
Plankton: prepare yourselves!
(The hoard of demons start to surround our heroes)
Squidward: Alright everyone, we FIGHT!
(Squidward gets a spear of sorts)
Buff Jim: I’ll destroy these demons!
(A demon attacks Jim and he just punches it in the face really hard)
Demon: OW!
Buff Jim: Hold tight, punk! (Menacingly cracks knuckles)
(Cut to Squidward fighting a hoard of demons while punching sounds can be heard off-screen and blood flies on screen)
Squidward: AH!
(Squidward spears a demon)
Demon: that didn’t-
(The demon turns into a cloud of smoke and goes back to hell)
Squidward: Sweet!
(Squidward stabs another demon; cut to spongebob and Patrick fighting demons)
SpongeBob: Patrick take my spatula!
Patrick: Why?
SpongeBob: I NEED BOTH HANDS FOR THIS.
(SpongeBob grabs a grenade launcher)
Patrick: Holy Neptune.
(SpongeBob blows up a group of demons)
Patrick: Woah.
Squidward: Can I borrow that?
SpongeBob: This baby’s MINE.
Noseward: (to Squidward) has he snapped?
Squidward: I dont know, but I dont blame him. Demon killing is a rush of dopamine that ive ever experienced!
SpongeBob: WHOOOOOOOO!
(SpongeBob blows up another group of demons)
Crayons: I really wish I had some scrap metal or something!
Squidward: Why?
Crayons: Honestly I just want to tinker right now to relieve stress. 
Plankton: wait here.
(He shoots an entire building and it blows up into little chunks of metal raining down.
Crayons: YES! SWEET SWEET METAL!
(Crayons in a blind fit of insanity scoops up metal and builds a whole arsenal of weapons.
Brother Squidward: Woah, Crayons, I didnt know you knew how to build that fast!
Crayons: ITS THE DOPAMINE RUSH FROM BUILDING THAT KEEPS ME SANE! (Crayons laughs maniacally as he uses a pistol and shoots a demon behind him, then begins shooting a whole crowd)
Noseward: (panting) Okay, guys... i think they’re all gone-
(The last standing demon runs from the cultists but spongebob shoots the grenade launcher at it)
Demon: NOOOOOO!
(The demon explodes as it’s screaming in pain and everyone looks at SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: what?
Squidward: Never mind. That’s all of them, right?
Plankton: I think so. 
Squidward: Good job, gentleman. And be on high alert. I am certain Satan would be alerted by a loss as big as that. 
Crayons: so, where were you guys headed?
Squidward: To the Treedome!
Crayons: what treedome?
Squidward: Just shut up and follow me.
(They run off; fade to the Initiator on trial)
Initiator: Is it moving?
Nixon: I HEARD IT CREAK!
Anubis: Huh, this is taking longer than usual. The last time it took this long, we sent Mother Teresa to Hell!
Initiator: What?
Grim Reaper: That was a fun day.
(The scale creeks)
Anubis: yet another creak! 
(The scale slowly creaks some more, and the heart outweighs it)
Anubis: it is settled!
(The scale starts to creak the other way)
Anubis: DAMMIT!
Nixon: holy moly, I regret stealing that scale from Watergate.
Anubis: steal from what? You told us Satan gave you this as a personal gift!
Nixon: Ive been known to lie. A lot.
Shinigami: In the mean time, how about we discuss your crimes against fishkind?
Initiator: uh, well, does assisting Squidward in his quest for world domination count?
Anubis: Squidward?! That guy has the heaviest heart we have ever seen! 
Nixon: now come on, Anubis. We arent supposed to judge before they come out here.
Anubis: shut up, Nixon!
Grim Reaper: but he's right, Anubis. It's not our duty to do that type of thing.
Initiator: Squidward's heart isnt that heavy! He is trying to save the world right now!
Anubis: (contemplates for a bit) I suppose saving the world could lighten the heart. But until he does it… well, only time will tell.
Nixon: your scale hasnt even budged yet. We cant decide how good or bad you are.
(The scale creeks a bit more)
Anubis: God, how has nothing happened yet? This (dolphin noise) scale is broken.
Grim Reaper: Next time, I'M picking up the scale.
Nixon: Stupid.
(The scale starts to creak more and more)
Nixon: Hey wait a minute-
Anubis: WE GOT MOVEMENT!
(Cut to the Cult and FF arriving at the Treedome)
Squidward: okay, this is the spot. 
Crayons: is that a tree?
Squidward: yep. Sandy is a land mammal. Now how are we gonna get inside? 
Security: knock.
(Squidward knocks on the door, and a huge array of giant guns come out the top of it and point at the group)
Sandy: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Squidward: Sandy! Its us! The cult and the Feathered Friends!
Sandy: STEP INSIDE! THE DEMON SCANNER WILL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT!
(they step inside and the entrance and an X-Ray scans them, confirming they are the real deal. The door opens and they go inside the treedome)
(Fade to a demon who survived the battle spying on the group as they walk inside. He runs off to Satan's legion on the remains of the Cult)
Demon: Satan! 
Satan: Whaddaya want?
Demon: I found the Cult's location! They are in some big dome!
Satan: a big dome? I know that place! Oh, this is perfect! We can sneak attack them, and kill them before they even have a chance to breathe! Everyone, prepare yourselves! We are going to THE DOME!
(The demons all cheer)
Demon: ...where is the Dome?
Satan: damnit! I forgot! Well, Im sure if we wander aimlessly, we will find it. Demons! March!
(The demons march off. Fade to the inside of the dome) 
Sandy: What do yall want from me?!
Squidward: we came to warn you about the risk of Satan attacking you here!
Sandy: There aint no risk! Yall wasted your energy!
Squidward: whaddaya mean, theres no risk?
Sandy: My dome is 100% demon-proof! I have it decked out with all the demon weapons you could ever need!
Security: (drops soul extractor on ground) Neptune, that beast's heavy!
Squidward: So we’re good in here then?
Sandy: This place is a fortress y’all!
Crayons: These inventions are insane! Where’d you get them?
Sandy: Found them at some random lab labeled “Markers” and assumed you had some nicknames in college. 
Crayons: Markers? (Gasps in shock)
Squidward: Wasnt Markers that guy who made that invention that wouldve restored Nosewards body?
Noseward: dont remind me.
Sandy: may I ask you what that invention you brought was?
Crayons: (suddenly exits state of shock) oh, uh, i built it. Its a soul extracting machine. 
Sandy: and what might you be planning to do with that thing?
Squidward: we were going to bring Krabs’ soul back to life and have him help us build an army of the damned.
Sandy: why, thats so crazy, it just might work yall!
SpongeBob: whatre you waiting for? Boot it up! I slaved making a thousand patties for this thing!
Crayons: well, start it up!
Squidward: If I knew how…
Crayons: (sigh) worthless.
(Crayons presses a big red button and the machine shoots lightning, and the screen on it says "SELECT SOUL")
Squidward: neat.
Crayons: so, uh, what is Krabs' name?
Squidward: uhh… It's…
SpongeBob: How do you not know his name? It's Eugene H. Krabs!
Squidward: oh, uh, of course.
Crayons: right.
(He types Krabs' name and the machine glows a blindingly bright purple color, and it makes a loud whirring sound as Krabs' body flies out the top)
Krabs: huh, what? Where am I? Am I at Sandy's? What am I doing here?
SpongeBob: Krabs! Im so glad to see you again!
Krabs: Spongeboy me bob, what is going on here? Last thing I remember, Satan was right in front of me, after a failed attack on your cult.
Squidward: Yeah, and now we need your help. Satan has become unstoppable, and we need a big army.
Krabs: Satan's taken over? Holy sh(Dolphin chirp)! I never thought this day would come! Whatre we gonna do?
Security: well, we were gonna ask for your help. 
Krabs: what do you need? Im all ears. I want to show that Satan he shouldn't have messed with me!
Security: we need your help to form a huge army!
Squidward: Yeah, you did form a big army twice.
Security: when did he do it twice?
(Krabs suddenly has a flashback to the first Komrade takeover during the erased timeline. When he returns to reality, he is stunned)
Krabs: Holy mollusk. 
SpongeBob: ...so, uh… can you help us?
Krabs: yes, Im gonna help! We need to take that devil b(dolphin noise) down! 
Squidward: we need an army of the damned!
Krabs: army of the damned? I suppose I could do that. But… How are we gonna go to Hell? 
Patrick: Step aside.
SpongeBob: Patrick, you-
Patrick: Quiet! Let me work!
(Patrick slices his hand, and covers his other hand in his own blood. He then paints a perfect sigil on the ground in blood, and sits in the middle, humming)
Squidward: Patrick, do you really think you-
Patrick: shut up! I need concentration!
(Patrick resumes humming. After a while, the dome starts shaking, and Patrick begins levitating, his eyes glowing red. He begins screaming as the sigil glows bright red and a hole to Hell forms in the sigil. Patrick then returns to ground level)
Squidward: what in the- Patrick, when did you learn to do this?!
Patrick: ...do what?
Squidward: are you joking?
Patrick: might be, might not be. Now lets go. 
(Sandy looks at Patrick and nods. Patrick smiles back at her)
Krabs: follow me, gentlemen.
(The gang steps into the crack, which has a convenient staircase which is coated in blood and skulls. Cut to them walking down the dark tunnel)
Squidward: geez, how long is this tunnel?
Noseward: you think youre tired? Ever climb down a staircase as a f(dolphin noise) nose?
Crayons: just keep going. We cant possibly know what to expect from descending this case.
Squidward: Krabs, are you sure you'll be able to form an army from the damned?
Krabs: I am a specialist in army forming. I formed a huge army twice and almost took you down both times.
SpongeBob: Guys, is it just me, or is it getting hot down here?
Crayons: not just you. I am getting kind of warm. We must be close. 
Squidward: you see that red glow down there?
Crayons: hey, youre right! Everyone, rush! We gotta get down there!
(They run down the stairs as fast as possible)
(They soon find themselves in the pits of Hell. Satan and his demons are absent so all the sinners ate just sitting there)
Squidward: wow, this place is a lot bigger and scarier than I thought itd be.
Sinner: (notices Squidward) HEY, IS THAT SQUIDWARD?!
(the sinners all start calling his name)
Squidward: Woah, how do you freaks know my name???
Sinner: Satan talks about you all the time! We figured you must be the worst sinner of the lot!
(They all start cheering)
Squidward: well, i did kill approximately 100000+ people in my brutal takeover of the sea… But i am also trying to stop Satan before he takes over the entire world!
Sinner: and what makes you think YOU'VE gotten what it takes?
(The sinners all shout in agreement)
Squidward: Krabs, it's your time to shine. Are you sure you know what to do?
Krabs: Im positive. Leave this to me.
(Krabs places down a box, steps on it, and grabs a megaphone)
Krabs: ATTENTION SINNERS!
(The sinners all look at Krabs murmuring in confusion)
Krabs: FOR YEARS, FOR DECADES, FOR CENTURIES, SATAN HAS BEEN TORTURING YOU ALL FOR YOUR SINS! 
(The sinners look with complete interest)
Krabs: IM SURE YOUD LIKE TO GET BACK AT SATAN FOR HIS NEVERENDING TORMENT OF YOUR SOULS!
(the sinners start murmuring louder)
Krabs: NOW LISTEN UP! SATAN HAS GAINED ENOUGH POWER IN THE REAL WORLD TO COMPLETELY ANNIHILATE ANYONE! HE HAS MANGED TO TAKE DOWN THE KING OF THE SEA! BUT IM SURE HED BE POWERLESS AGAINST ALL OF THE PEOPLE CONDEMNED IN THESE DARK, FIERY PITS, SO WE CAN PUT A STOP TO HIS RAMPAGE!
Sinner: That aint a bad idea!
(The sinners start cheering in agreement)
Krabs: LETS BAND TOGETHER, MAKE AN ARMY OF THE DAMNED! SHOW SATAN HE IS NOT WELCOME IN THIS WORLD!
Sinner: YEAH!
Krabs: SINNERS, MARCH!
(The sinners all march in a single file line, following Krabs. The rest walk up the stairs with him)
(Cut to the Initiator by the council)
Anubis: This is actually taking forever. Hell it is!
Initiator: Wait no-
Grim Reaper: Yeah we can’t just do that Anubis, have patience!
Anubis: WHY?!
Grim Reaper: Just act more like me. I’m patiently waiting to reap everyone on this council!
Thanatos: Wait what?
Shinigami: I’m the deity of death! I’ll outlast all of you!
Grim Reaper: No, I outlast all of you.
Thanatos: Well I guess that makes sense.
Nixon: Fools! I outlast all of YOU!
Initiator: Hey guys I hate to break the argument but it’s moving-
The Council: SHUT UP!
(The scale starts moving fast)
Anubis: WOAH WOAH!
Initiator: OH YES!
(The scale tips in favor of the heart weighing less than the feather)
Initiator: HALLELUJAH!
Anubis: then it is settled.
(Anubis snaps his finger, and in a blinding light, Initiator disappears, leaving a glow on the floor behind)
Nixon: I havent sent anyone to Hell in years. Cant we get like, a sinner or something?
Grim Reaper: that could be a problem.
Nixon: why?
(Grim Reaper opens a view of the Sinners marching from Hell)
Nixon: oh damn. Whatre they doing?
Reaper: Theyre going to fight Satan. All I can say is, prepare to weigh a lot of hearts soon.
(Cut back to the sinners marching. They arrive at Sandy's dome)
Sinner: uh… Are we underwater?
Sandy: yeah, now hold still.
(Sandy shoots them all with a blue ray)
Sinner: what did that do?
Sandy: I did that so yall who weren't fish could breathe underwater.
Sinner: neat.
Sandy: and just so youre prepared…
(Sandy flips a switch and a huge wall of weapons is revealed. The sinners all jump to take a weapon)
Sinner: will these be enough to kill Satan?
Sandy: well, those are weapons designed to combat demons. Im sure if we surprise attack him and fire all at once, hell be weak enough.
Squidward: well, why cant we just kill him?
Sandy: you cant kill a demon. 
(Sandy looks at her wall of weapons confused)
Squidward: everything alright Sandy?
Sandy: I think something is missing.
Squidward: what could be missing from a wall of weapons like that?
Sandy: just a device I made. I'll try to find it later.
(Cut to show Patrick still holding the mysterious item behind his back. Sandy looks at Patrick and starts pondering something)
Krabs: we're gonna need vigorous training if we're gonna try and defeat Satan.
Crayons: hold on, hold on. 
We still have this "Egg" thing from Zomp, and we've got no idea what it does.
Plankton: lemme see that.
(Plankton thoroughly examines the Egg)
Plankton: I have come to a conclusion.
Crayons: yeah?
Plankton: I have no idea what this could be or what it does.
Sandy: hold up. (Grabs the Egg) this looks like… 
(Zomp steps in from the shadows)
Zomp: it's a satan weakener and trapper.
Plankton: howd you get here? And didnt you get killed in the battle?
Zomp: Nevermind that. This device is like… think of it like a key to a jail cell.
Squidward: go on.
Zomp: basically, when Satan is in a weakened state, use this. It's a bomb that sends any cosmic entity to a prison-like realm where they cannot escape. But it only works if the entity is weakened enough.
Crayons: so do we use it after hes weakened or before?
Zomp: both. Use it while hes weakened, then attack him with a final attack. He will be out of your hair for good.
Squidward: but does it work with all the demons?
Zomp: I dont think so. You'll have to manually destroy those.
Squidward: well, wont you stay with us to fight this battle?
Zomp: I dont want to risk my life in this stupid war. Ive got my own matters to attend to. I bid you all good luck, you will need it. Save the world, Squidward. Save the world. (Steps back into the shadows, disappearing)
Squidward: See you sometime I guess?
Crayons: Okay so now that he’s gone, we need to fight. 
(Demons start to appear over a small sand dune in the distance)
Sandy: Don’t worry, we’re perfectly fine!
(One of Sandy’s allies comes from the Treedome) 
Sandy: What?
Woman Sinner: We have a slight problem.
Sandy: Really? Now? Can this wait?
Woman Sinner: No.
(The fish grabs a sharp tree branch that’s fallen on the grass and jabs at Sandy; Sandy dodges it and elbows her in the back)
Sandy: What in tarnation?!
Woman Sinner: There’s no stopping the legion!
(The demons are now outside of the Treedome and Satan appears in a flash of lightning)
Satan: This is supposed to keep us out?
Sandy: INITIATION BABEL PROTOCOL! 
(A large metal shield with a lot of warding painted on it covers the Treedome)
Squidward: Nice!
Sandy: THEY AINT GETTING IN!
(The dome shakes as Satan begins ramming the shield to break it)
Sandy: we dont have time! Everyone grab a gun!
(Everyone grabs a weapon from the wall, and stand scared)
Squidward: this is what weve been building up to, everyone! 2 years of a long struggle for survival, about to end! DO YOUR BEST!
(The dome suddenly stops shaking)
Sandy: what the-
(Suddenly, without warning, Satan rams the side so hard the dome shatters along with the shield. To everyone's horror, an ocean of demons surround Satan. Satan's eyes are glowing with blue fire and he is at his angriest)
Satan: THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW! MEN, ATTACK!
(The demons suddenly charge towards everyone)
Squidward: HOLY CRAP!
(Squidward gets attacked by a few demons by surprise and Squidward shoots them off, while frantically shooting all other demons around them. Squidward notices Satan is standing in place, covered in flames)
Squidward: whats satan doing?!
Sandy: it looks like hes charging an attack! If the attack charges up fully, im sure he has enough power to take us all out!
Squidward: Ill just use the Egg then-
Sandy: DONT! With all these demons, youll surely miss! Wipe out enough demons first! 
Krabs: SINNERS, FIRE!
(The sinners all start firing, clearing a wave of demons)
Squidward: Can we stop it?
Sandy: Probably not.
SpongeBob: Have more faith!
(Demons start attacking everybody)
Krabs: ALL SINNERS AND CULTISTS AND FEATHERED FRIENDS ATTACKTHOSE DEMONS!!
(Everyone starts firing, but the demons keep respawning)
Squidward: (notices Patrick is only using one hand to fire his gun) Patrick, why dont you use both hands?
(Show Patrick's back, he is still holding the mysterious object, except it's pulsating with blue light)
Patrick: Nevermind that! Just make sure the demons dont f(dolphin noise) touch us!
(Show the wave of demons. A group of muscular, armored demons emerge and stomp towards the group)
Squidward: ARMORED GUYS?!
Krabs: FOCUS FIRE ON THE ARMORED GUYS! THEY HAVE TO BE TOP PRIORITY!
(Show the group shooting the armored demons at the same time as the others)
Security: Oh God, they are so tough!
(One of the armored guys eventually drop dead from the bullets. The other one soon follows. The corpses pulsate)
Squidward: WE GOT EM!
(out of nowhere, the armored guys explode, killing a group of demons)
Crayons: Oh damnit, they are the exploding type! 
Krabs: Make sure they dont go anywhere near you when they die!
Satan: WE'RE LOSING MEN! CALL IN MORE ARMORED GUYS!
(more armored guys rise from the floor)
Armored Demon: we have names you know.
(Squidward stabs the demon and he gets sent back to hell. He and everyone else ducks as the demon explodes)
SpongeBob: Squidward what happens if we lose?
Squidward: We just won’t lose because that’s not a future I want to be a part of. I can’t change it that time.
Security: You still goin on about the time traveling shit? I doubt that happened!
Squidward: Hey, it happened! I will explain all about it when we win!
Plankton: SOMEBODY GET ME SOME GLITTER GLUE, STAT!
Sandy: What, why?
Plankton: NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!
Crayons: good thing I have a spare in my pockets!
(Crayons throws Plankton some glitter glue)
Plankton: you just have this on you at all times?
Crayons: id rather be prepared than unprepared. You never know when youll be needing stuff like this.
(Plankton loads a gun with glitter glue and shoots it at full force. When it touches the demons, they melt)
Crayons: Woah, dude! That's sick!
Squidward: DO THAT AGAIN!
Plankton: Got it!
(Plankton shoots down hordes of demons with his glitter gun. Eventually the gun blows up, paralyzing Plankton)
Crayons: man down, man down!
Plankton: (weakly) I am not dead… I couldnt possibly in a million years be in more pain.
(Demons take advantage of a man down and begin to swarm. The others begin firing frantically)
Squidward: CMON, MEN! YOU CAN FIRE HARDER THAN THAT! 
Security: MY ARM… IS SO… TIRED… (He eventually falls to the floor in pain)
Krabs: Damnit, soldier! Stick in there!
Security: (arms pulsating) so… much… pain…
Sandy: gol' darnit! We are down to men, and Satan's bound to unleash his attack soon! We will all be toast!
Patrick: Damnit, have some f(dolphin noise) faith! 
SpongeBob: Patrick, are you okay, buddy? You havent been acting… You all day.
Patrick: SHUT THE F(dolphin noise) UP AND FIRE!
(The demons start to close in more and more)
Buff Jim: Guys for once I’m actually struggling!
(Jim gets tackled by demons)
Security: Me too! Wait. I always struggle.
(Security gets thrown into Noseward)
Noseward: Security, no offense, but you need to lose weight.
Security: These could be our final moments together after multiple years and that’s what you have to say?
Noseward: I DONT KNOW, WE ALWAYS JOKE AROUND! I THOUGHT ONE MORE TIME FOR GOOD TIMES SAKES!
Security: Stupid head!
Noseward: AHHH!
(Noseward shoots Security by accident)
Noseward: holy sh(dolphin noise)!
Squidward: YOU IDIOT!
(Cut to show Satan glowing purple-red)
Sandy: Yall, stop fooling around! Satan's final blow will be delivered in no time if we dont focus!
Squidward: cant we just shoot Satan?
Sandy: well, technically, he ain't a demon. The bullets would have no effect.
Crayons: Plankton, please! Get up!
Plankton: My whole… Body… Is… So… Sore… Just… End… Me… Now…
Crayons: at least let me use your- (reaches to glitter gun, burning his hand, making him fall to the ground in pain)
Plankton: i could of… Told you…
Crayons: IT BURNS! (screams wildly while rolling)
(Meanwhile, more armored goons rise up)
Squidward: god damnit! How many of these things do they have?
(Multiple explosions go off because they kill the armored guys)
Sandy: well, we only have one more genius standing!
(Cut to show Crayons and Plankton on the floor. Crayons is crying because of the pain, and Plankton is barely moving. Shows Security on the floor too)
Krabs: MEN, WE'RE LOSING!
(A bunch of sinners get taken out in a swing by Satan)
Squidward: NO! Not now! Not after we’ve already come this far..
Sandy: Holy guacamole! Hes gettin' ready!
(Satan slams his fists on the ground, unleashing a shockwave, taking out multiple sinners, and also injuring Noseward)
Squidward: GOD DAMNIT! WE ARE LOSING SO MUCH MEN!
Patrick: keep yapping your jaw, and we will lost even more f(dolphin noise) men! Keep firing!
Sandy: Patrick, why-
Patrick: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT?! SHUT UP AND FIRE!
(Patrick is still holding the mysterious object which is emitting blue flames at a more rapid pace)
Sandy: Patrick, is that- (she gets shot in the arm) ACH! SON OF A (dolphin noise), THAT HURTS!
Squidward: don't give out! We can't lose!
Sandy: Ugh, it hurts so much… But i cant give out!
(More armored guys come)
Squidward: NO! GOD, THESE GUYS SUCK!
(Satan begins yelling)
Sandy: (painfully) he… is almost done…
Squidward: cmon, we can do this!
(Out of nowhere, demons in tanks storm in, and they fire at the crowd, near-missing the group)
Squidward: that isnt fair, they have tanks! Why dont we have tanks?!
Crayons: (holding pain back) we used to… But they were destroyed… with the lodge…
Sandy: I had tanks… But Satan demolished them when he destroyed my shield.
Patrick: worthless sack of-
(The tank guys come too close, and they get crowded and attacked by demons)
Plankton: too many… we wont… Make it…
Krabs: yes we will! Just keep- 
(A demon shoots Krabs, knocking him out)
Sandy: NO! NO! NO!
Sandy: WE ARE SO BONED!
(Multiple sinners get killed because they have no directions for what to do. The demons surround them completely leaving no room for fire)
Squidward: well guys, this has been a good life. We fought for what was right… But we couldnt win. Satan is too powerful… and his attack is almost ready…
(Sad music beings playing, as the group slowly sheds tears, because they know that they wont survive, and Satan's attack is soon)
(After 30 seconds of that, the demons cover the group)
Noseward: Dammit, I guess this is how it ends.
Squidward: Not going to lie that other timeline is looking a lot better for us.
Noseward: Tell me again, what is with that "other timeline?"
Squidward: ill tell you in the afterlife, buddy.
Noseward: In spite of everything stupid I’ve done and or said let it be known I really care about you guys!
SpongeBob: I’m not good at goodbyes so can this just be a see you later?
Squidward: It’s truly been an honor to be your brother, all of you. 
(Patrick looks at everyone, then an expression of anger comes on his face)
Patrick: no! 
(Patrick begins punching demons away)
SpongeBob: Patrick, what are-
Patrick: (sighs) look, I’m sorry I’ve been hiding this from you guys. But, I had to keep it a secret. 
Sandy: Patrick, do you have my,
Patrick: TELL THE WORLD… I DIED A HERO!
(Patrick bravely jumps into the demon crowd. Everyone screams in fear, but Patrick rises from the crowd with the mysterious object in his hand, revealed to be a Monty Python-esque golden grenade. The world shines a blinding white light, and it stays white for 10 seconds, until it clears, revealing that Patrick is completely gone, but so are the demons)
Spongebob: Patrick… (drops to his knees, with tears in his eyes)
Squidward: my eyes… (notices the demons are gone) huh?!
Satan: (stops charging) WHAT?! MY ARMY! WHERE IS MY ARMY?!
Sandy: SATAN IS DISTRACTED! THROW THE EGG!
Squidward: but, what happened to Patrick?! Why did he have such a powerful weapon?!
Plankton: ow… I have the worst headache suddenly. (Looks around him) het, where are the demons?
Crayons: I remember seeing a blinding flash of light and poof, theyre gone! (Notices Patrick isnt there) where is Patrick?!
(All the downed people except sinners wake up and look around)
Squidward: How could Patrick have had-
Sandy: I will explain it all later, THROW THE DAMNED EGG!
(Squidward chucks the egg, and it hits Satan, causing him to scream in pain)
Squidward: This… Ends… NOW!
(Squidward runs at Satan, stabbing him in the stomach with a giant spear)
Satan: ow. Well then. Guess you’ve won, haven’t you Squiddy?
Squidward: Don’t call me that.
Satan: Heh. Really gotta give you props, I didn’t see any of this coming. Guess I’ll spend another eternity locked inside of that cage. Maybe another friend will let me out some day. I dunno. This whole stunt was a little extreme, wouldn’t you agree?
Squidward: What are you going on about?
Satan: Oh you know. The usual “I’m about to ‘die’ so let me monologue” shtick. Believe me this isn’t my first time getting sent back to my prison, but it is one of the most impressive I’ll give you that. 
Squidward: So what, you’re just gonna stay locked away?
Satan: I don’t have a choice now that you’ve activated the Egg and stabbed me pretty good. That cage won’t break for anything. Dad built it to be the most hard to escape place in existence. Maybe you’ll meet him some day. Can’t wait to see what he thinks of you. 
Squidward: Dad?
Satan: God. Big G, little od. Anyways, I’ve got to bounce, but it seems fitting to leave you with a little something. 
Squidward: What? No! Go away! Go back to hell, stay locked in that cage forever!
Satan: Oderunt te vivere summa maled-
(Satan starts to disintegrate)
Squidward: Noseward don’t let him finish whatever he’s doing!
Noseward: Got it!
(Noseward throws a rock at satan)
Satan: maledicam!
(Satan starts to disintegrate and his true form starts to be revealed as a shadowy being with glowing red eyes and damaged wings)
Satan: Ha. Haha. HAHA. HAHAHAHHAAHA!
(Satan sinks into the ground in a plume of fire)
Squidward: Guys, I think it’s FINALLY done.
(Everybody cheers and celebrates for a full minute, and Squidward high fives everyone)
Krabs: The sinners will be-
Squidward: I think they got killed by that bomb… Thing. Poor Patrick...
Sandy: well… might as well explain everything. A few months ago, Patrick and I were having secret meetings, and no one knew.
Squidward: why would you want to have a secret meeting with Patrick?
Sandy: well… I did an experiment on him to see if i can improve his IQ. It succeeded, and Patrick and I agreed to keep this a secret. So him and I started working on a secret project, a bomb that would kill an entire horde of demons. You know, in case we needed it. But it went missing months ago. I kept looking for it, thinking it was either stolen, or was misplaced. But when I saw the weapon wall, and Patrick's suspicious intelligence, I knew what was gonna go down.
SpongeBob: my best friend… hes gone…
(Spongebob goes to the site where Patrick blew himself up, and puts a bouquet of flowers on the spot. Everyone decides to do the same, and Krabs puts a candle on top of it)
Squidward: he was a good man.
Krabs: (deep sigh) if only we knew that he would leave us so soon.
Squidward: Well at the very least, he died a hero. Saved the entire world from the apocalypse. Good man. Good good man. 
SpongeBob: the best jellyfisher any friend could ask for.
(The scene fades out. After a short black screen we see everyone at the ruins of the Lodge)
Noseward: This really begs the question… What now?
Squidward: It’s done. This entire experience has really made me realize that actions have consequences. If it wasn’t for us invading in the first place, then eventually Satan wouldn’t have been brought back. The cult’s over. 
Security: What?
Squidward: It’s done. 
Security: Brother Squidward, are you-
Squidward: Yes! Or at least it shouldn’t be a “cult” anymore. More of a secret society or something. Or an alliance to take down evil. Think about the knowledge we have! We beat the devil himself in a face-to-face battle, there's nothing we cant do.
SpongeBob: I like that! We can always bring down new evils in the world! Do some good for once Squidward! We will be like my favorite TV heroes!
Squidward: I’d like that. very much.
(Suddenly, everybody except Squidward’s eyes glow red as they flinch for a second and then go back to normal)
Squidward: Hey, are you guys good? What happened?
Noseward: I’m fine. You’re most definitely not.
Squidward: Huh?
Security: You damaged the ocean permanently! You’ve doomed us all Squidward!
Squidward: What are you guys going on about?
Spongebob: if it werent for you, we wouldn't have HAD that long battle!
Krabs: Yeah! And you destroyed my Komrades!
Squidward: Guys, what’s going on? 
SpongeBob: PATRICK WOULD STILL BE ALIVE IF IT WERENT FOR YOU! YOU MONSTER!
Noseward: GET HIM!
(Squidward runs from the cult ruins and off into the currently reconstructing Bikini Bottom)
Random Citizen: Hey! It’s “Brother Squidward”! Let’s kill him! 
Squidward: You guys know I just saved you all, right?
Random Citizen: Yeah right. Get him!
Squidward: GUYS, WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?! I JUST SAVED ALL OF YOU!
Security: YOU ARE THE ENEMY.
(They all chant "ENEMY!" over and over as they charge at Squidward and the screen freezes, as as bright red text reading "TO BE CONTINUED… IN SEASON 6!" appears onscreen)
[CREDITS]
(Joel and Lock walk onscreen)
Joel: this entire thing was written by two crazy amigos. 
Lock: with too much free time on their hands, id say.
Joel: say goodbye to my dear friend Lock, everyone. After this releases, she'll be gone from the series.
Lock: yep. And the wiki, too. This will be my final contribution to this very wiki. I would like to thank all the wonderful people ive had the pleasure to meet during my brief time here. Yes, even you, CrazySponge. 
Joel: say goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
(Lock walks off-screen waving)
Joel: and as for me… 
(Prim runs on screen)
Prim: hey, you didnt even credit me for the poster!
Joel: uh, thanks to Prim for the poster.
Prim: thank you. (Walks off)
Joel: so long, folks! (Waves)
[POST CREDITS EPILOGUE]
(Fades to John Lennon and Ringo Starr having a tea party in Hell)
John Lennon: looks like that Satan bloke has been taken care of, eh Ringo?
Ringo: indeed, John. (Sips tea, looks at camera) stay tuned for season 6 of Cult of Squid! 
John: you won't wanna miss the exciting continuation!
Ringo: say, why arent George and Paul here?
John: i dunno. I sent the invitations. Maybe they got lost in the mail.
(Cut to show the invitations completely soaked because they were left in the ocean)
(Cut back)
John: well, chap, any final comments before the curtains fall?
Ringo: yes, and they are "you should've let me write more bloody songs for the band." Oh, and also, so long folks!
John: see you all on the flipside!
(They wave to the audience as the curtains fall and as Ringo's drum solo from "The End" plays. When it finishes, the final lines of "The End" are spoken as the movie fades to black)
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World of Chaos Prototype Poster.jpg|The original prototype poster released February 21st, 2020, made by Purple133.
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