頓珍漢の宴 (Tonchinkan no En)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ 	guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu	Dullard,
グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ 	guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu 	Dullard, Ox-head and Horse-face
 	 	
さあ　わかるかい　わからないかい 	saa wakaru kai wakaranai kai 	Now, do you understand, do you not understand?
もう慣れたもんだと割り切るかい 	mou nareta mon da to warikiru kai 	Can you clearly explain things you're already used to?
3名で予約した「牛頭馬頭」です 	sanmei de yoyaku shita "gozumezu" desu 	We reserved a 3 seat table for 'Ox-head and Horse-face'
あと 1名遅れて　やってきます 	ato ichimei okurete yatte kimasu 	Then one person was late to show up
接客はおおむね好印象 	sekkyaku wa oomune kouinshou 	The reception generally left a good impression
だけど頭の中は無法地帯 	dakedo atama no naka wa muhouchitai 	But the insides of their heads are a lawless area
古今東西で腹の探り合い 	kokon touzai de hara no saguriai 	At all times, in all places, our stomachs sound each-other out
愚痴と無知を放り込んだ闇鍋で宴会 	guchi to muchi o hourikonda yaminabe de enkai 	Feasting on complaints and ignorance thrown into a black saucepan
 	 	
乾杯！　悩みも怒りも 	kanpai! nayami mo ikari mo 	Cheers! To trouble and hate
一生 人である縛りも 	isshou hito de aru shibari mo 	To the lifetime of those ties making us human
アルコールに混ぜて一気飲み 	arukooru ni mazete ikkinomi 	Mixing them with alcohol and downing them in one swig
意気揚々とスイッチをポチ 	ikiyouyou to suicchi o pochi 	Triumphantly pressing the call button
ポチ ポチ おかわりが欲しい　 	pochi pochi okawari ga hoshii 	Click click, I want a second helping
ｎ番テーブル スイッチ　ポチ 	enuban teeburu suicchi pochi 	The N-th table, switch, click
ポチ ポチ 軽薄なオチ　 	pochi pochi keihaku na ochi 	Click click, a superficial end
世界が終わる スイッチ　ポチ 	sekai ga owaru suicchi pochi 	The end of the world, switch, click
劣等感 武器に脅すんじゃねえ 	rettoukan buki ni odosu nja nee 	Don't threaten with your inferiority complex as a weapon
優越感の押し売りすんじゃねえ 	yuuetsu kan no oshiuri sun ja nee 	Don't pushily sell your superiority complex
なんて右ならえ滅多打ちもねえ 	nante migi narae mettauchi mo nee 	Don't follow suit and shower someone with blows either
シーザーサラダは取り分けますね 	shiizaa sarada wa toriwakemasu ne 	Share the Ceasar salad out equally, 'kay?
 	 	
さあ いただきます 	saa itadakimasu 	Now, let's eat
 	 	
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 	tonchinkan shoukakikan tai dokusei 	ABSURDITY, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM VERSUS TOXICITY
暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前 	bouin boushoku kontou sunzen 	OVEREATING, ABOUT TO FAINT
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発 	bougen tasha akusuikyoushu no ben isshokusokuhatsu 	PLEASE EXCUSE ME, A SPEECH OF DRUNKEN FRENZY FROM STRONG SAKE, EXPLOSIVE SITUATION
前後不覚 無限地獄後 	zengofukaku mugenjigoku go 	UNCONSCIOUS WITH NO MEMORY, AFTER INFINITE HELL
理論武装 自問自答 続行 	rironbusou jimonjitou zokkou 	PREPARED FOR AN ARGUMENT, SOLILOQUY, CONTINUING
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 	kiyohouhen ryuugenhigo barizougon 	PRAISE AND CENSURE, FALSE RUMORS, VILIFICATION
嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練 	choushou enjou bousaikunren 	SCORNING, FLAMING, DISASTER PREVENTION TRAINING
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情 	gishin'anki koshitantan senjou 	SUSPICIOUS PARANOIA, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO STRIKE, SUGGESTIVENESS
諸行無常 伽藍堂 	shogyoumujou garandou 	ALL THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE TRANSIENT, THE VOID
酩酊千鳥足之百鬼夜行 	meitei chidoriashi no hyakkiyakou 	A PANDEMONIUM OF STAGGERING STEPS IN A DRUNKEN HAZE
 	 	
人生相談の模範解答 	jinsei soudan no mohan kaitou 	Life counselling in example questions
期待通りすぎて響かない 	kitaidoori sugite hibika nai 	It left even less impression than hoped
グラスを倒して水浸しにして 	gurasu o taoshite mizubitashi ni shite 	Knocking down your glass, unleashing a flood
誤魔化しても解決しない 	gomakashite mo kaiketsu shinai 	Lying won't settle this
 	 	
因果応報 戒めを受け 	ingaouhou imashime o uke 	Receiving our just desserts, receiving a ban
頼んでいた唐揚げがまだ来ない 	tanonde ita karaage ga mada konai 	The we requested still hasn't come
先伸ばしで 増えていく諸問題 	sakinobashi de fuete iku shomondai 	Increasing and multiplying further problems
やっと遅れて 駆けつけた知り合い 	yatto okurete kaketsuketa shiriai 	And our rushed acquaintance finally showed up
 	 	
乾杯！改め もう一度 	kanpai! aratame mouichido 	Cheers! Once again
いつか訪れる別れも 	itsuka otozureru wakare mo 	To the partings we'll meet with one day
アルコールに混ぜて一気飲み 	arukooru ni mazete ikki nomi 	Mixing them with alcohol and downing them in one swig
下戸や未成年はジュースでいい 	geko ya miseinen wa juusu de ii 	Minors and non-alcoholics can have juice instead
全能感 耳塞いでんじゃねえ 	zennoukan mimi fusaide nja nee 	Don't plug your ears with almighty feelings
背徳感 食い散らかすんじゃねえ 	haitokukan gui chirakasu nja nee 	Don't make a mess when eating up corrupted ones either
この玉子焼きは注文してねえ 	kono tamagoyaki wa chuumon shite nee 	I didn't order this omelette...
ああ、でも 大丈夫です　 	aa, demo daijoubu desu 	Aah, but I'm good
いただきます 	itadakimasu 	Let's eat
 	 	
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 	tonchinkan shoukakikan tai dokusei 	ABSURDITY, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM VERSUS TOXICITY
暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前 	bouin boushoku kontou sunzen 	OVEREATING, ABOUT TO FAINT
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発 	bougen tasha akusuikyoushu no ben isshokusokuhatsu 	PLEASE EXCUSE ME, A SPEECH OF DRUNKEN FRENZY FROM STRONG SAKE, EXPLOSIVE SITUATION
前後不覚 無限地獄後 	zengofukaku mugenjigoku go 	UNCONSCIOUS WITH NO MEMORY, AFTER INFINITE HELL
理論武装 自問自答 続行 	rironbusou jimonjitou zokkou 	PREPARED FOR AN ARGUMENT, SOLILOQUY, CONTINUING
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 	kiyohouhen ryuugenhigo barizougon 	PRAISE AND CENSURE, FALSE RUMORS, VILIFICATION
嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練 	choushou enjou bousaikunren 	SCORNING, FLAMING, DISASTER PREVENTION TRAINING
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情 	gishin'anki koshitantan senjou 	SUSPICIOUS PARANOIA, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO STRIKE, SUGGESTIVENESS
諸行無常 伽藍堂 	shogyoumujou garandou 	ALL THINGS IN THE WORLD ARE TRANSIENT, THE VOID
酩酊千鳥足之百鬼夜行 	meitei chidoriashi no hyakkiyakou 	A PANDEMONIUM OF STAGGERING STEPS IN A DRUNKEN HAZE
 	 	
起死回生 重火器 対 徒手空拳 	kishikaisei juukaki tai toshukuuken 	RECOVERING FROM THE DEAD, GUN VERSUS EMPTY-HANDED
弱肉強食 家内安全 表裏一体 殺傷事件 	jakunikukyoushoku kanaianzen hyouriittai sasshoujiken 	SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, A SAFE FAMILY, TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN, A MURDER
性倒錯 愛情表現 大義名分 主従関係 	seitousaku aijouhyougen taigimeibun shuujuukankei 	SEXUAL PERVERSION, LOVE EXPRESSION, A JUST CAUSE, A MASTER-SERVANT RELATION
人心掌握 脅迫観念 	jinshinshouaku kyouhakukannen 	GRASPING HUMAN NATURE, OBSESSION
笑い上戸 泣き上戸 絡み酒 	waraijougo nakijougo karamizake 	GOOD DRUNKS, BAD DRUNKS, ENTANGLING SAKE
汚い床に寝っ転がって 	kitanai yuka ni nekkorogatte 	LYING DOWN TO SLEEP ON A DIRTY FLOOR
 	 	
宴もたけなわ　 	en mo takenawa 	The feast is in full swing too
ラストオーダー？　あ、ええと 	rasuto oodaa? a, eeto 	Last order? Ah, umm...
お冷 三つで　 	ohiya mittsu de 	Cold water for three
 	 	
頓珍漢 消化器官 対 毒性 	tonchinkan shoukakikan tai dokusei 	ABSURDITY, DIGESTIVE SYSTEM VERSUS TOXICITY
暴飲暴食 昏倒寸前 	bouin boushoku kontou sunzen 	OVEREATING, ABOUT TO FAINT
妄言多謝 悪酔強酒之弁 一触即発 	bougen tasha akusuikyoushu no ben isshokusokuhatsu 	PLEASE EXCUSE ME, A SPEECH OF DRUNKEN FRENZY FROM STRONG SAKE, EXPLOSIVE SITUATION
前後不覚 無限地獄後 	zengofukaku mugenjigoku go 	UNCONSCIOUS WITH NO MEMORY, AFTER INFINITE HELL
理論武装 自問自答 続行 	rironbusou jimonjitou zokkou 	PREPARED FOR AN ARGUMENT, SOLILOQUY, CONTINUING
起死回生 重火器 対 徒手空拳 	kishikaisei juukaki tai toshukuuken 	RECOVERING FROM THE DEAD, GUN VERSUS EMPTY-HANDED
弱肉強食 家内安全 表裏一体 殺傷事件 	jakunikukyoushoku kanaianzen hyouriittai sasshoujiken 	SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, A SAFE FAMILY, TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN, A MURDER
性倒錯 愛情表現 大義名分 主従関係 	seitousaku aijouhyougen taigimeibun shuujuukankei 	SEXUAL PERVERSION, LOVE EXPRESSION, A JUST CAUSE, A MASTER-SERVANT RELATION
人心掌握 脅迫観念 	jinshinshouaku kyouhakukannen 	GRASPING HUMAN NATURE, OBSESSION
毀誉褒貶 流言飛語 罵詈雑言 	kiyohouhen ryuugenhigo barizougon 	PRAISE AND CENSURE, FALSE RUMORS, VILIFICATION
嘲笑 炎上 防災訓練 	choushou enjou bousaikunren 	SCORNING, FLAMING, DISASTER PREVENTION TRAINING
疑心暗鬼 虎視眈々 煽情 	gishin'anki koshitantan senjou 	SUSPICIOUS PARANOIA, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO STRIKE, SUGGESTIVENESS
頓珍漢の宴 御会計 	tonchinkan no en okaikei 	Feast of Absurdity, Now, the bill
 	 	
グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ 	guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu	Dullard, Ox-head and Horse-face
グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ　グズゴズメズ 	guzugozumezu guzugozumezu guzugozumezu 	Dullard, Ox-head and Horse-face
==Notable Derivatives==
==Discography==
Remixes of this song was featured on the following albums:
*HUMAN
*PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 寿 (PINOCCHIOP BEST ALBUM 2009-2020 Kotobuki) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Off vocal
===Unofficial===
*Vocaloid Wiki
* - Original ver.
* - HUMAN ver.
* - Live from 五臓六腑 Tour 2019 at Tokyo ver.
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID)
Category:Songs featuring human vocals
Category:PinocchioP songs list
Category:Yuma Saito songs list/Visuals