Bonk

Bonk is a character created and portrayed by Hayley Thompson.
==Show Bio==
Bonk is a 12 foot statue of an abominable snowman, with an apish face. Bonk has to wait outside the house because Bonk is too tall to fit indoors. Bonk speaks in third person. Bonk is always squatting, as Bonk's arsehole has fallen off.
Pro: 12ft Tall
Con: Bonk too tall to go indoors. Bonk as to squat because of Bonk blown out arse.
=== Variants ===
==== Son of Bonk ====
A smaller Bonk, so he can be in the house. Also, his arse is not yet blown out. He doesn't get on with his father, and is trying to separate himself from Bonk, and be his own character. That didn't work out for him, now did it? He appeared in Episode 22.
Pros: Is smaller
Cons: Arse could explode at any time. 
==== Mother Bonk ====
Mother Bonk is the 4th Mother in the Motherlode loop. If the three Mother's before her die, then Mother Bonk is the head Mother. If something happens to Mother Bonk before their time, the game ends. Mother Bonk is not a version of Bonk, but as she has Bonk in the name, it is Bonk in spirit.
==Appearances==
====Episode 20 - The Blind, Blown Out, Lemon Drizzle Cake Special====
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==Quotes==
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==Trivia==
* The Bonk Club network is named after Bonk. His appearance in these episodes helped solidify his legend.
*Bonk reappeared as a ghost in Episode 47.
File:Bonkarse.jpg|Bonk's arse has seen better days
File:Bonkhouse.png|Bonk is sad that he cannot join in the indoor activities. They have jaffa cakes...
File:Bonk Window.png|He knows when you are sleeping...
Category:Character
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Category:Season 2
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