何で 伸びた ぼくの 売り上げ (Nani de Nobita Boku no Uriage)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
伸びた　伸びた　伸びた　伸びた　僕の売り上げ　なんか怖い 	nobita nobita nobita nobita boku no uriage nanka kowai 	It grew, it grew, it grew, it grew, my sales grew. Somehow it is so scary
震えるひざ支え　その果てを見つめてる 	furueru hiza sasae sono hate o mitsumeteru 	Steadying my shaky knees, I look at the situation
 	 	
（たったらったらー） 	(tattarattara) 	(tattarattara)
 	 	
でかいパッケージ（無駄に）　置く場所ない（ですよねー） 	dekai pakkeeji (muda ni) oku basho nai (desu yo nee) 	The pacage is huge (pointlessly), there is no place to keep it
中身のCD（割らないよーに）　妙に簡素だ（手抜き？） 	nakami no CD (waranai you ni) myou ni kanso da (tenuki?) 	The CD inside (let's pray it itsn't broken) is oddly plain (cutting corners?)
 	 	
生みの親にも（いいんです）　見放され気味で（慣れてますから…） 	uminouya ni mo (iin desu) mihanasare gimi de (narete masu kara…)	Even my birth parents (it's okay) seem to not give a damn about me (I'm used to it)
砂糖をなめて（おいしーです）　飢えをしのいでた 	satou o namete (oishi desu) ue o shinoideta 	I had subsisted by licking sugar cubes (it's tasty) to survive starvation
 	 	
そんな僕の闇の時代終わり　日の光を浴びたよ 	sonna boku no yami no jidai owari nichi no hikari o abita yo 	Now the dark age has ended even for me, I'm basking in the sunlight
減っていく在庫をみると　嬉しいけれど　なんか怖い 	hette iku zaiko o miru to ureshii keredo nanka kowai 	Although I am happy to see the stockpile decreasing, however, somehow it is so scary
 	 	
伸びたけれど縦になんてオチはやめて　切ないから 	nobita keredo tate ni nante ochi wa yamete setsunai kara 	"It grew, but only in length", please don't make a joke like that, because that would make me sad
いつまでも実感がなくて　うずくまる 	itsu made mo jikkan ga nakute uzukumaru 	Even now it still doesn't feel real, I kneel disbelievingly
 	 	
だってこんなことは慣れてなくて　心ついてかない 	datte konna koto wa narete nakute kokoro tsuitekanai 	Since I'm not used to such things, my heart is not prepared for it
これが幻ならいつまでも見させてよ　楽しい夢を 	kore ga maboroshi nara itsu made mo misasete yo tanoshii yume o 	If this is an illusion, please let me see this always, this happy dream
 	 	
（たったらったらー） 	(tattarattara) 	(tattarattara)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring KAITO
Category:Hikutsu-P songs list
Category:Spin-offs