Pat's New Rock (SBTTM)

Pat's New Rock is the second episode of SpongeBob: To the Max.
== Characters ==
* Patrick
* SpongeBob
* Squidward
* Mr. Krabs
* Sandy
* Rock Monster
* Kelpy G (cameo)
* Clarinet Players
==Synopsis==
Patrick's house gets destroyed by a tornado, so he gets help from his friends to rebuild it. Also, Squidward looks everywhere for his clarinet.
==Transcript==
Patrick is sitting on his sandy couch, when a tornado appears out of nowhere.
Patrick: C'mon! This is the season finale of StarBusters!
Actor 1: Jane, I will always love you.
Actor 2: You know I never do, right?
Patrick: Wait, what?
The tornado takes Patrick's house with it.
Patrick: Why?! It was the season finale-e-e!
He starts punching his belly. He eventually realizes that his belly is just a bunch of fat.
Patrick: You worthless belly. All I can do with you is the drums.
He gets tired and sleeps on the sandy ground.
A time card shows up that says: "The next morning..."
A clam in the distance makes a rooster noise.
Patrick (sleepily): Time to gather up my crops.
He holds up an imaginary rake and starts swinging it in the air.
Patrick: Time to eat (yawns) the wheat.
He bites his hand.
Patrick: Ow!
He shakes his head.
Patrick: Oh. (laughs)
Patrick: Guess it was all a dream. Well, time to get back in my ro-o-o-ock!
He notices that his rock is missing (again).
Patrick: Oh, I forgot. Time to call my buddy SpongeBooby Bob.
He calls SB with his cell phone.
SB: Yellow? That's what I am.
Patrick: SB, I need your help.
SB: Coming right now.
Patrick: How did you-?
SB hung up.
He rushes towards Patrick.
SB: I'm here.
Patrick: So, what are we going to do?
SB: Rebuild it, silly!
Patrick: Just the two of us?
SB: Not necessarily.
Meanwhile, Squidward is searching his entire house.
Squidward: Where is it? Where? Where? Come on! I need you, Clarry!
He starts pulling paintings off the wall.
Squidward: This is the second time this week!
Back to SB and Patrick, SB starts calling his other friends.
Sandy: Howdy.
SB: Hey, Sandy. Can you help me and Patrick rebuild his house?
Sandy: Sure thing, square dude!
He calls up his boss.
Mr. Krabs: Hello, I like money.
SB: Can you help me and Patrick rebuild his house?
Mr. Krabs: As long as I get... money. (laugh track plays)
Commercial break!
Back at Squidward's house, he grabs a hammer.
Squidward: I didn't need cable, anyway.
He smashes his TV with the hammer.
Squidward: Great, now I'm going to miss every important thing to ever exist.
Back to Patrick, we see Sandy and Mr. Krabs arrive.
Sandy: So, where's the blueprint?
Patrick takes out a slobbery blueprint out of his mouth.
Mr. Krabs: Eww.
Sandy: That's darn disgusting.
SB: Let's do this.
Patrick gulps.
Squidward is still searching for his clarinet.
Squidward: If I were a clarinet, where would I be?
A lightbulb shines above his head.
Squidward: Hmm...
Patrick's new rock looks... interesting, at the very least.
Patrick: No, no, no! This isn't the rock that was meant to be.
SB: What's wrong with it?
The new rock has various patterns on it. It was also a much rougher and bumpier one.
Patrick: My rock is a... well, you know.
Sandy: There's only one other thing we can do.
Patrick: End the episode here and let the status quo reset?
Sandy: No. We go into... Kelp Forest.
Squidward is getting more stressed every minute.
Squidward: Ugh. I give up. I'm gonna watch some Kelpflix.
He opens up Kelpflix (Netflix) on his phone. It shows Kelpy G playing the clarinet.
Squidward: No, stupid advertisements!
He swipes up some. More clarinet players appear.
Squidward: Stop trying to stress me out! Gah!
The group arrives at Kelp Forest.
Sandy: Here we are, Kelp Forest.
Mr. Krabs: Look at all this green!
Sandy: It's not money, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Darn.
They walk for a little bit before SB points ahead.
SB: Look at that! Is that...
Sandy: Patrick's...
Mr. Krabs: House?
Sandy: Wow, already. Let's go!
They head toward the rock in the distance.
Patrick: That was anti-climactic.
Suddenly, the rock sprouts legs.
SB: Uh-oh.
The rock grows a mouth and roars.
Sandy: Run.
They run away from the evil rock monster.
Rock Monster: This is what you get for living in me!
Squidward is exhausted.
Squidward: Whew. Time to go to sleep.
He is about to go to bed when he sees his clarinet in his sheets.
Squidward: Ugh. Finally.
He gets in bed and sleeps.
Back at Kelp Forest, the group is trapped in a corner. They are very scared.
Mr. Krabs: Promise you won't take my money, rock monster.
Patrick: Don't take my ice cream.
SB: Don't take my life.
Sandy: Take my pathetic friends if you want.
She grabs her whip. She uses it on the monster's legs. The legs suddenly disintegrate.
Sandy: That's how it's done, boys.
Everyone cheers.
Patrick: Finally I can watch the season finale!
Mr. Krabs: When can I get my greens?
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