Foolish Labels on Stuff.

The Stupidest Things On Products
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".
On a Myer hairdryer:"Do not use while sleeping."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."</li>
On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat.
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children
On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs: Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
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On a toilet: Do not drink water after use.
On a screowdriver: This product is not intended for use as a dental drill or toothbrush.
On a heater for bathrooms: Not for use in bathrooms.
On a lawn gnome: Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
On a frisbee: Warning, may contain small parts.
On a "Happy Birthday to your Newborn Son" card: Not suitable for children under 36 months.
On a lasar pointer: Do not look directly at lasar with remaining eye.
On a microwave: Do not use for drying pets.
On a replacement rear-veiw mirror: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a packet of butter: Do not attemp to use as earplugs.
On a packet of plastic cutlery: Warning: Sharp knives are sharp!
On a plane: Fragile! Do not drop!
On a bouncy ball: Choking Hazard! Thi is a small ball.
On a packet of playing cards: Not for human consumption.
On a hotel provided shower cap: Fits one head.
On the back of a biology textbook: Suitable for vegetarians.
On a box of ibuprofen: Do not use if allergic to ibuprofen.
On a shipment of hammers: May be harmful if swallowed.
On a picture frame: Not for use as a personal floatation device.
On a TV remote: Not dishwasher safe
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