Transylvania Play Part 1

At Hotel Transylvania, a FedEx truck stops. The delivery man comes out holding a big package. When he enters the hotel, he asks the monsters and humans around where Dracula was.
Dracula: (appears in a flash of smoke) That would be me!
Delivery Man: You got a package.
Dracula: Funny, I don't remember buying anything.
Delivery Man: It says it's for you. (hands him the package and leaves)
Dracula: Um....thank you, I guess.
Later, Dracula heads back to his main room. He observes the package all around, he could tell there was something suspicious about it. Ericka Van Helsing, his new zing, then comes in wearing towels all around her body.
Ericka: What have you got there, Drac?
Dracula: I somehow got this package which I don't remember buying.
Ericka: Why don't you open it?
Dracula: I don't know. What if it's a trap?
Ericka: You probably just don't remember buying it. Let's see what it is.
Dracula uses his magic to tear off the paper from the package. It was a box that read "GOOD GUYS" and inside was a red-haired doll in overalls.
Ericka: See? It's just a doll.
Dracula: I think Mavis got this for Dennis.
Ericka: Well, why don't you give it to them? I'm sure Dennis will be happy with his new toy.
Later, Dracula heads over to Mavis' room with the doll.
Shrunken Head: Sorry, Drac. Mavis is busy right now.
Dracula: I need to deliver this doll to her now.
Shrunken Head: Now, why would anyone want a-- (gets his mouth frozen by Dracula's magic)
Dracula: (opens the door) Mavis, your son's new toy arrived.
Mavis: New toy?
Dracula: Yes, this doll you bought online.
Mavis: I didn't buy a doll online.
Dracula: The delivery man said it was for here.
Mavis: Huh, that's funny. Maybe Johnny bought it.
Dracula: Why don't you show it to Dennis?
Mavis: Sure, I'm sure he'd love a toy like this. (takes the doll and heads to Dennis' room) Dennis, look what I've got for you.
Dennis: A doll? But mom, I'm too old for dolls.
Mavis: Someone sent this doll here. We're guessing it was one of our family delivering it to you, so you'll need to keep it until we find out.
Dennis: Awwwww, but mom!
Mavis: No buts! You're keeping this doll!
Dennis: Awwwwwwwwwwww.....
Johnny: But look on the bright side, I got Kakie the Cake Monster to come and entertain you.
Mavis: Really? That again?
Johnny: Hey, what could go wrong this time?
Mavis sighs and then puts the doll on the toy shelf and leaves with Dennis. The doll then suddenly smiles and laughs. Later, Brandon arrives to the hotel in the Kakie the Cake Monster costume.
Brandon: Do I really have to do this again?
As he heads upstairs,, however, the doll suddenly drops from the ceiling and stabs him three times in the neck with a mini knife. He screams and then throws him off.
Brandon: W-what the hell was that?! (looks around the hallway) Where'd it go?
A door behind him then creeks open and the doll crawls out. He cuts off both of his feet and causes him to fall over. Brandon tries to crawl away for help, but the doll stabs him four times, killing him and splattering blood. The doll laughs again. Later, he buries Brandon's body in the back of the hotel.
Chucky: This punk was a piece of cake.
He sees Dracula returning back to the hotel with Mavis, Dennis, and Johnny.
Chucky: Sssshhitt! (runs back into the hotel)
Mavis: How was school today?
Dennis: It was great!
As they head over to Dennis' room, however, they saw that Dennis' bed had blood on it.
Mavis: (gasps) DENNIS!!!! How many times do I have to tell you? Vampires don't drink blood anymore!
Dennis: B-but it wasn't me, mom!
Mavis: The blood is on your bed.
Dennis: I don't drink blood!
Mavis: That is it, you're grounded!
Dennis: Awwwwwww, but mom, what about the picnic?
Mavis: Sorry, but you're gonna have to miss it.
Later that evening, the monsters and humans of Hotel Transylvania were all together at a picnic.
Winnie: Hey, where's Dennis?
Mavis: Sorry Winnie, but he's grounded for drinking human blood.
Winnie: (gasps) What?! Dennis would never do such a thing!
Mavis: I saw blood in his bed.
Dracula: Okay folks, we are gathered here to celebrate the friendship between humans and monsters. Ever since Johnny came to the hotel, we all became friends.
The kitsune then gets up and heads back inside the hotel. Chucky sees her passing by and starts to follow her. She bends over to pick up her purse, giving Chucky a view of her butt. Chucky's eyes pop out, and then he gets an idea. Later, the kitsune feels something slip into her butt.
Kitsune: Hey! Get out of me, you pervert!
It was revealed that Chucky had slipped the hose of a vacuum into her butt. He turns on the vacuum and it starts to fill up with blood. The kitsune shrieks in pain as her body gets skinnier and skinnier. Her eyeballs get sucked down into her head and her body implodes. The vacuum then explodes, splattering gore everywhere.
Dracula: What was that?
Later, the kitsune's body was being brought away in an ambulance. Chucky looks through the window.
Chucky: Look what I found. (sees Johnny) He's beautiful! He is the perfect opportunity to leave this body once and for all!
Later that night, while Johnny was sleeping, Chucky comes up to him and begins to chant a ritual. A storm comes over Hotel Transylvania and a tornado forms. However, right in the middle of chanting, Johnny wakes up. They both scream. Mavis then enters.
Mavis: Johnny, what's wrong?
Johnny: Mavis, that thing is alive!
Mavis: Oh, I get it. You're playing a late night game with that doll. (takes Chucky) I'll bring this back to Dennis.
Johnny: Mavis, no! That doll is possessed!
Mavis: (holding Chucky by the throat) Johnny, stop playing games! It's a god damned doll!
Chucky attempts to hold his breath, but gasps, which startles Mavis. She screams and kicks him into a wall.
Mavis: Looks like you're right, he was possessed!
Johnny: I'm always right.
Mavis: Don't worry, I just killed him.
However, they saw that Chucky's body was missing.
Mavis: He's gone!
Meanwhile downstairs, the Drac Pack were watching football on a big screen TV when suddenly, Chucky pops out of the TV screen through a football player's chest, making it look like an Alien reference. The Drac Pack scream as he jumps on Dracula and attempts to stab him, but Frankenstein punches him in the back of the head and knocks him onto the floor. Chucky then throws a match at Frankenstein's head, setting him on fire.
Frankenstein: FIRE! (running around) GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Chucky then climbs up on the couch and attacks Murray, scratching his bandages and poking him in the eye.
Griffin: Hey, ugly thing!
Chucky jumps and attempts to attack Griffin.
Griffin: (dodges) Missed me! (dodges) Missed me! (dodges) Missed me! (kicks Chucky in the crotch and then puts his glasses back on)
Mavis and Johnny then arrive. Together, they pick up Chucky and throw him out a window. They all watch through the window as Chucky's unconscious body lay on the ground. Wayne, who was sleepwalking with a lawnmower, runs over him and shreds him to pieces.
Dracula: Looks like Wayne's sleepwalking with the lawnmower again.....
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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