Cutaway Gag

A Cutaway Gag is a comic element found in some comedy television shows. The sequence generally opens up with character saying a completely random line, then the scene immediately cuts to the action. The scene usually lasts a few seconds before returning to the main plot line. These scenes generally don't have anything to do with the story.
Cutaway Gags are commonly used in each character's arcade story in Drawn to Murder. They are used after a sentence or conversation, usually starting with "This is even worse/better than the time..." or another opening line with which to bring them up.
Title 	Character 	Cutaway Owner 	Story Cutscene
 	Dugs Lepus 	Dugs Lepus 	Rival Battle
Spaghetti or Ramen? 	Dugs Lepus 	Psycho Mouse 	Final Boss Battle
 	Dugs Lepus 	The Nothingness 	Final Boss Battle
Where's the Beef...-Sized Dresses? 	Dugs Lepus 	Dugs Lepus 	Ending
While sharing a passionate kiss with Dugs, Lora insists on doing it "until the cows come home," with Dugs replying, "So... Where are the cows right now?" Three cows are then seen out clothes-shopping and browsing for dresses that fit their size, with one of them insisting on asking one of the employees where said dresses are. 	While sharing a passionate kiss with Dugs, Lora insists on doing it "until the cows come home," with Dugs replying, "So... Where are the cows right now?" Three cows are then seen out clothes-shopping and browsing for dresses that fit their size, with one of them insisting on asking one of the employees where said dresses are. 	While sharing a passionate kiss with Dugs, Lora insists on doing it "until the cows come home," with Dugs replying, "So... Where are the cows right now?" Three cows are then seen out clothes-shopping and browsing for dresses that fit their size, with one of them insisting on asking one of the employees where said dresses are. 	While sharing a passionate kiss with Dugs, Lora insists on doing it "until the cows come home," with Dugs replying, "So... Where are the cows right now?" Three cows are then seen out clothes-shopping and browsing for dresses that fit their size, with one of them insisting on asking one of the employees where said dresses are.
 	Psycho Mouse 	Dugs Lepus 	Rival Battle
 	Psycho Mouse 	Dugs Lepus 	Final Boss Battle
 	Psycho Mouse 	Psycho Mouse 	Final Boss Battle
Ugly Suitors 	Princess Marigold 	Princess Marigold 	Rival Battle
Upon looking at the Monstrosity, Marigold comments how ugly he is, going as far as to compare him to some of the suitors she's had in the past, including a maskless Yautja, whose very sight freaks her out. 	Upon looking at the Monstrosity, Marigold comments how ugly he is, going as far as to compare him to some of the suitors she's had in the past, including a maskless Yautja, whose very sight freaks her out. 	Upon looking at the Monstrosity, Marigold comments how ugly he is, going as far as to compare him to some of the suitors she's had in the past, including a maskless Yautja, whose very sight freaks her out. 	Upon looking at the Monstrosity, Marigold comments how ugly he is, going as far as to compare him to some of the suitors she's had in the past, including a maskless Yautja, whose very sight freaks her out.
T-Series Should(n't) Be King of WeTube! 	Princess Marigold 	The Nothingness 	Final Boss Battle
The Nothingness derides Marigold's dream of finding her true love and living happily ever after as nonsense and claims he hasn't heard someone speak that way since T-Series campaigned to win the subscriber war against PewDiePie and be crowned King of WeTube (a parody of YouTube). During a speech by T-Series' current chairman and managing director, Bhushan Kumar, on why the company should be #1 Most Subscribed, PewDiePie, deeming T-Series unsuitable for that honor, calls out from his seat that they would be better off on Sixerr (a parody of Fiverr) instead, in reference to how he controversially hired two Indian men off Fiverr to hold up a sign reading "DEATH TO ALL JEWS." 	The Nothingness derides Marigold's dream of finding her true love and living happily ever after as nonsense and claims he hasn't heard someone speak that way since T-Series campaigned to win the subscriber war against PewDiePie and be crowned King of WeTube (a parody of YouTube). During a speech by T-Series' current chairman and managing director, Bhushan Kumar, on why the company should be #1 Most Subscribed, PewDiePie, deeming T-Series unsuitable for that honor, calls out from his seat that they would be better off on Sixerr (a parody of Fiverr) instead, in reference to how he controversially hired two Indian men off Fiverr to hold up a sign reading "DEATH TO ALL JEWS." 	The Nothingness derides Marigold's dream of finding her true love and living happily ever after as nonsense and claims he hasn't heard someone speak that way since T-Series campaigned to win the subscriber war against PewDiePie and be crowned King of WeTube (a parody of YouTube). During a speech by T-Series' current chairman and managing director, Bhushan Kumar, on why the company should be #1 Most Subscribed, PewDiePie, deeming T-Series unsuitable for that honor, calls out from his seat that they would be better off on Sixerr (a parody of Fiverr) instead, in reference to how he controversially hired two Indian men off Fiverr to hold up a sign reading "DEATH TO ALL JEWS." 	The Nothingness derides Marigold's dream of finding her true love and living happily ever after as nonsense and claims he hasn't heard someone speak that way since T-Series campaigned to win the subscriber war against PewDiePie and be crowned King of WeTube (a parody of YouTube). During a speech by T-Series' current chairman and managing director, Bhushan Kumar, on why the company should be #1 Most Subscribed, PewDiePie, deeming T-Series unsuitable for that honor, calls out from his seat that they would be better off on Sixerr (a parody of Fiverr) instead, in reference to how he controversially hired two Indian men off Fiverr to hold up a sign reading "DEATH TO ALL JEWS."
 	The Monstrosity 	The Monstrosity 	Final Boss Battle
 	The Monstrosity 	The Monstrosity 	Final Boss Battle
 	The Monstrosity 	 	Ending
Underage Buyer Beware 	Jerrica Bunny 	Jerrica Bunny 	Final Boss Battle
Pearl tells Jerrica that if the latter doesn't get out of the former's way, she's asking for trouble, prompting Jerrica to bring up the time her son, Coney, tried to buy a copy of Drawn to Murder for the Zbox Two (a parody of the Xbox One). At a video game store, Coney stuffs oranges in his shirt in a poor imitation of his mother in order to get a copy of the game, only for the store owner to, not buying the half-human rabbit boy's attempt at acting like a grown-up for such a purchase to be possible, refuse sale of it to him and his two friends because they are not old enough to play it and literally throw them out the door. One friend threatens to sue the owner, only to get ice cream thrown in his face. 	Pearl tells Jerrica that if the latter doesn't get out of the former's way, she's asking for trouble, prompting Jerrica to bring up the time her son, Coney, tried to buy a copy of Drawn to Murder for the Zbox Two (a parody of the Xbox One). At a video game store, Coney stuffs oranges in his shirt in a poor imitation of his mother in order to get a copy of the game, only for the store owner to, not buying the half-human rabbit boy's attempt at acting like a grown-up for such a purchase to be possible, refuse sale of it to him and his two friends because they are not old enough to play it and literally throw them out the door. One friend threatens to sue the owner, only to get ice cream thrown in his face. 	Pearl tells Jerrica that if the latter doesn't get out of the former's way, she's asking for trouble, prompting Jerrica to bring up the time her son, Coney, tried to buy a copy of Drawn to Murder for the Zbox Two (a parody of the Xbox One). At a video game store, Coney stuffs oranges in his shirt in a poor imitation of his mother in order to get a copy of the game, only for the store owner to, not buying the half-human rabbit boy's attempt at acting like a grown-up for such a purchase to be possible, refuse sale of it to him and his two friends because they are not old enough to play it and literally throw them out the door. One friend threatens to sue the owner, only to get ice cream thrown in his face. 	Pearl tells Jerrica that if the latter doesn't get out of the former's way, she's asking for trouble, prompting Jerrica to bring up the time her son, Coney, tried to buy a copy of Drawn to Murder for the Zbox Two (a parody of the Xbox One). At a video game store, Coney stuffs oranges in his shirt in a poor imitation of his mother in order to get a copy of the game, only for the store owner to, not buying the half-human rabbit boy's attempt at acting like a grown-up for such a purchase to be possible, refuse sale of it to him and his two friends because they are not old enough to play it and literally throw them out the door. One friend threatens to sue the owner, only to get ice cream thrown in his face.
Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of MGW Productions: Jerrica Bunny vs. Maggie Rose 	Jerrica Bunny 	Jerrica Bunny 	Final Boss Battle
Upon Jerrica's defeat of her, Pearl suggests a rap battle the next time they decide to run into each other again, but the former refuses, saying she already did a rap battle, and it was against Prison Riot's Maggie Rose. 	Upon Jerrica's defeat of her, Pearl suggests a rap battle the next time they decide to run into each other again, but the former refuses, saying she already did a rap battle, and it was against Prison Riot's Maggie Rose. 	Upon Jerrica's defeat of her, Pearl suggests a rap battle the next time they decide to run into each other again, but the former refuses, saying she already did a rap battle, and it was against Prison Riot's Maggie Rose. 	Upon Jerrica's defeat of her, Pearl suggests a rap battle the next time they decide to run into each other again, but the former refuses, saying she already did a rap battle, and it was against Prison Riot's Maggie Rose.
Be Careful What You Wish For 	Pearl Pitstall 	Pearl Pitstall 	Rival Battle
Jerrica reminds Pearl to choose her words carefully, with the former replying that that never applied to an incident in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside neighborhood, where three Canadians wished upon a magic lamp, only to have their wishes backfire on them and result in their deaths. 	Jerrica reminds Pearl to choose her words carefully, with the former replying that that never applied to an incident in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside neighborhood, where three Canadians wished upon a magic lamp, only to have their wishes backfire on them and result in their deaths. 	Jerrica reminds Pearl to choose her words carefully, with the former replying that that never applied to an incident in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside neighborhood, where three Canadians wished upon a magic lamp, only to have their wishes backfire on them and result in their deaths. 	Jerrica reminds Pearl to choose her words carefully, with the former replying that that never applied to an incident in Vancouver's Downtown Eastside neighborhood, where three Canadians wished upon a magic lamp, only to have their wishes backfire on them and result in their deaths.
Seniors Eat Dessert Free... or Do They? 	Pearl Pitstall 	Pearl Pitstall 	Final Boss Battle
The Nothingness proposes a new show for Pearl, free from Standards and Practices' rules, where she will be forced to endure perilous and life-threatening situations throughout the show, with her reminding him not to get overindulgent, while also bringing up the time her grandfather tried the seniors' buffet over at the Greasy Spoon diner, and he and his also-elderly friend are seen hungrily munching on many bowls of rice pudding they took from the buffet. The diner owner comes in and reminds them to buy an entree first before they can have their free dessert. 	The Nothingness proposes a new show for Pearl, free from Standards and Practices' rules, where she will be forced to endure perilous and life-threatening situations throughout the show, with her reminding him not to get overindulgent, while also bringing up the time her grandfather tried the seniors' buffet over at the Greasy Spoon diner, and he and his also-elderly friend are seen hungrily munching on many bowls of rice pudding they took from the buffet. The diner owner comes in and reminds them to buy an entree first before they can have their free dessert. 	The Nothingness proposes a new show for Pearl, free from Standards and Practices' rules, where she will be forced to endure perilous and life-threatening situations throughout the show, with her reminding him not to get overindulgent, while also bringing up the time her grandfather tried the seniors' buffet over at the Greasy Spoon diner, and he and his also-elderly friend are seen hungrily munching on many bowls of rice pudding they took from the buffet. The diner owner comes in and reminds them to buy an entree first before they can have their free dessert. 	The Nothingness proposes a new show for Pearl, free from Standards and Practices' rules, where she will be forced to endure perilous and life-threatening situations throughout the show, with her reminding him not to get overindulgent, while also bringing up the time her grandfather tried the seniors' buffet over at the Greasy Spoon diner, and he and his also-elderly friend are seen hungrily munching on many bowls of rice pudding they took from the buffet. The diner owner comes in and reminds them to buy an entree first before they can have their free dessert.
Stupid Baby Name Police 	Pearl Pitstall 	Skull 	Ending
Skull roasts Pearl about her choice of name and says that the latter's parents would have gotten in trouble with the Stupid Baby Name Police, who arrest a new mom because she named her newborn son "Zagnut." 	Skull roasts Pearl about her choice of name and says that the latter's parents would have gotten in trouble with the Stupid Baby Name Police, who arrest a new mom because she named her newborn son "Zagnut." 	Skull roasts Pearl about her choice of name and says that the latter's parents would have gotten in trouble with the Stupid Baby Name Police, who arrest a new mom because she named her newborn son "Zagnut." 	Skull roasts Pearl about her choice of name and says that the latter's parents would have gotten in trouble with the Stupid Baby Name Police, who arrest a new mom because she named her newborn son "Zagnut."
Let Mom Sleep 	Sadie, Clara, & Alice 	The Nothingness 	Final Boss Battle
After Sadie announces to the Nothingness that she, Clara, and Alice are here to stop him and save the very ink of cartoonkind, he compares the girls to his mother when, in his teenage years in the '90s, she was woken up by and caught him rocking out to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the radio past his bedtime, at which point she scolds (voiced by Annie Leake via archive audio from the Hancock episode, "The Radio Ham"), "Would you stop playing with that radio of yours? I'm trying to get to sleep!", much to his annoyance. 	After Sadie announces to the Nothingness that she, Clara, and Alice are here to stop him and save the very ink of cartoonkind, he compares the girls to his mother when, in his teenage years in the '90s, she was woken up by and caught him rocking out to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the radio past his bedtime, at which point she scolds (voiced by Annie Leake via archive audio from the Hancock episode, "The Radio Ham"), "Would you stop playing with that radio of yours? I'm trying to get to sleep!", much to his annoyance. 	After Sadie announces to the Nothingness that she, Clara, and Alice are here to stop him and save the very ink of cartoonkind, he compares the girls to his mother when, in his teenage years in the '90s, she was woken up by and caught him rocking out to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the radio past his bedtime, at which point she scolds (voiced by Annie Leake via archive audio from the Hancock episode, "The Radio Ham"), "Would you stop playing with that radio of yours? I'm trying to get to sleep!", much to his annoyance. 	After Sadie announces to the Nothingness that she, Clara, and Alice are here to stop him and save the very ink of cartoonkind, he compares the girls to his mother when, in his teenage years in the '90s, she was woken up by and caught him rocking out to Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the radio past his bedtime, at which point she scolds (voiced by Annie Leake via archive audio from the Hancock episode, "The Radio Ham"), "Would you stop playing with that radio of yours? I'm trying to get to sleep!", much to his annoyance.
Yeah Sorry No 	Sadie, Clara, & Alice 	Alice 	Final Boss Battle
Alice reminds the Nothingness that if she wanted to run into someone as nasty as him, she'd watch Pamela Anderson showing her "Blue Waffle" uncensored on live television; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	Alice reminds the Nothingness that if she wanted to run into someone as nasty as him, she'd watch Pamela Anderson showing her "Blue Waffle" uncensored on live television; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	Alice reminds the Nothingness that if she wanted to run into someone as nasty as him, she'd watch Pamela Anderson showing her "Blue Waffle" uncensored on live television; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	Alice reminds the Nothingness that if she wanted to run into someone as nasty as him, she'd watch Pamela Anderson showing her "Blue Waffle" uncensored on live television; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no."
Huyah, Huyah, Huyah! 	Sadie, Clara & Alice 	Sadie 	Ending
Yeah Sorry No (Again) 	Sadie, Clara, & Alice 	Alice 	Ending
Upon being, along with Clara and Alice, a new mission to stop Vancouver film director Auguste Abouteman from doing a movie starring some of the game's characters, and then screening it for kids all over Canada, Sadie states that she'd go watch the movie, "We Need to Talk About Kevin Spacey," to see children be so badly mistreated. However, because the cutaway gag is likely supposed to show Kevin Spacey torturing naked young boys by bondage and anal rape, the game refuses to show it, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon being, along with Clara and Alice, a new mission to stop Vancouver film director Auguste Abouteman from doing a movie starring some of the game's characters, and then screening it for kids all over Canada, Sadie states that she'd go watch the movie, "We Need to Talk About Kevin Spacey," to see children be so badly mistreated. However, because the cutaway gag is likely supposed to show Kevin Spacey torturing naked young boys by bondage and anal rape, the game refuses to show it, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon being, along with Clara and Alice, a new mission to stop Vancouver film director Auguste Abouteman from doing a movie starring some of the game's characters, and then screening it for kids all over Canada, Sadie states that she'd go watch the movie, "We Need to Talk About Kevin Spacey," to see children be so badly mistreated. However, because the cutaway gag is likely supposed to show Kevin Spacey torturing naked young boys by bondage and anal rape, the game refuses to show it, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon being, along with Clara and Alice, a new mission to stop Vancouver film director Auguste Abouteman from doing a movie starring some of the game's characters, and then screening it for kids all over Canada, Sadie states that she'd go watch the movie, "We Need to Talk About Kevin Spacey," to see children be so badly mistreated. However, because the cutaway gag is likely supposed to show Kevin Spacey torturing naked young boys by bondage and anal rape, the game refuses to show it, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen.
To Stick to the Script or Not to Stick to the Script? 	Sadie, Clara, & Alice 	Clara 	Ending
Clara, while reprimanding Alice for mistakenly playing the former's least favorite song, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," instead of the spy music she was supposed to play on a boombox gadget, derides her as a screw-up, like Hamlet when he ad-libbed his killing-Claudius line in Scene II of Act V of the Shakespearean play, "Hamlet." 	Clara, while reprimanding Alice for mistakenly playing the former's least favorite song, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," instead of the spy music she was supposed to play on a boombox gadget, derides her as a screw-up, like Hamlet when he ad-libbed his killing-Claudius line in Scene II of Act V of the Shakespearean play, "Hamlet." 	Clara, while reprimanding Alice for mistakenly playing the former's least favorite song, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," instead of the spy music she was supposed to play on a boombox gadget, derides her as a screw-up, like Hamlet when he ad-libbed his killing-Claudius line in Scene II of Act V of the Shakespearean play, "Hamlet." 	Clara, while reprimanding Alice for mistakenly playing the former's least favorite song, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up," instead of the spy music she was supposed to play on a boombox gadget, derides her as a screw-up, like Hamlet when he ad-libbed his killing-Claudius line in Scene II of Act V of the Shakespearean play, "Hamlet."
Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis 	Picasso & Matisse 	Alice 	Rival Battle
Yeah Sorry No #3 	Picasso & Matisse 	Matisse 	Final Boss Battle
Upon the ninja turtles' defeat of the spy-girl trio, Picasso points out that they need to improve their weapon skills if they hope to survive their assigned mission of defeating the Nothingness and saving cartoonkind, with Matisse admitting that he's seen a woman be smarter with weapons when Pocahontas masturbated with John Smith's rifle; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon the ninja turtles' defeat of the spy-girl trio, Picasso points out that they need to improve their weapon skills if they hope to survive their assigned mission of defeating the Nothingness and saving cartoonkind, with Matisse admitting that he's seen a woman be smarter with weapons when Pocahontas masturbated with John Smith's rifle; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon the ninja turtles' defeat of the spy-girl trio, Picasso points out that they need to improve their weapon skills if they hope to survive their assigned mission of defeating the Nothingness and saving cartoonkind, with Matisse admitting that he's seen a woman be smarter with weapons when Pocahontas masturbated with John Smith's rifle; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Upon the ninja turtles' defeat of the spy-girl trio, Picasso points out that they need to improve their weapon skills if they hope to survive their assigned mission of defeating the Nothingness and saving cartoonkind, with Matisse admitting that he's seen a woman be smarter with weapons when Pocahontas masturbated with John Smith's rifle; however, due to the unsettling nature of the content brought up, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen.
A Whole New Casting Controversy 	Picasso & Matisse 	Picasso 	Final Boss Battle
The Nothingness insists on making soup out of the ninja turtles should they lose to him, only for Picasso to dismiss that as a bad idea, like remaking Disney's Aladdin with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. We're then taken to the "A Whole New World" scene from said movie, where Trudeau wears dark makeup on his face, neck, and hands to play Aladdin, in reference to a controversial photograph taken of him during a 2001 "Arabian Nights"-themed party at West Point Grey Academy in Vancouver, where he formerly taught, while also singing the titular song, with some of the lyrics having been changed to be about the United States being one of the places to avoid while travelling the world, because people might fear a repeat of the September 11 attacks. In the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases and the PC release, the cutaway gag has been changed to show the "Yeah sorry no" screen instead.	The Nothingness insists on making soup out of the ninja turtles should they lose to him, only for Picasso to dismiss that as a bad idea, like remaking Disney's Aladdin with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. We're then taken to the "A Whole New World" scene from said movie, where Trudeau wears dark makeup on his face, neck, and hands to play Aladdin, in reference to a controversial photograph taken of him during a 2001 "Arabian Nights"-themed party at West Point Grey Academy in Vancouver, where he formerly taught, while also singing the titular song, with some of the lyrics having been changed to be about the United States being one of the places to avoid while travelling the world, because people might fear a repeat of the September 11 attacks. In the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases and the PC release, the cutaway gag has been changed to show the "Yeah sorry no" screen instead.	The Nothingness insists on making soup out of the ninja turtles should they lose to him, only for Picasso to dismiss that as a bad idea, like remaking Disney's Aladdin with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. We're then taken to the "A Whole New World" scene from said movie, where Trudeau wears dark makeup on his face, neck, and hands to play Aladdin, in reference to a controversial photograph taken of him during a 2001 "Arabian Nights"-themed party at West Point Grey Academy in Vancouver, where he formerly taught, while also singing the titular song, with some of the lyrics having been changed to be about the United States being one of the places to avoid while travelling the world, because people might fear a repeat of the September 11 attacks. In the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases and the PC release, the cutaway gag has been changed to show the "Yeah sorry no" screen instead.	The Nothingness insists on making soup out of the ninja turtles should they lose to him, only for Picasso to dismiss that as a bad idea, like remaking Disney's Aladdin with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. We're then taken to the "A Whole New World" scene from said movie, where Trudeau wears dark makeup on his face, neck, and hands to play Aladdin, in reference to a controversial photograph taken of him during a 2001 "Arabian Nights"-themed party at West Point Grey Academy in Vancouver, where he formerly taught, while also singing the titular song, with some of the lyrics having been changed to be about the United States being one of the places to avoid while travelling the world, because people might fear a repeat of the September 11 attacks. In the PS5 and Xbox Series X/S re-releases and the PC release, the cutaway gag has been changed to show the "Yeah sorry no" screen instead.
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 	Niff the Kid 	 	
Wheel of F-Wording 	Daisy Natrix 	Daisy Natrix 	Final Boss Battle
When reminded by the Nothingness of the controversial and kid-unfriendly nature of what she did wrong that got her show cancelled, Daisy brings up another type of controversy where she said the F-word over live television. Then, on Wheel of Fortune, she solves the puzzle, which spells "____ __ _N TH_ A__ T_N_GHT," by yelling out, "Fuck me in the ass tonight!", which shocks the entire audience. The correct answer is then revealed to be "love is in the air tonight." 	When reminded by the Nothingness of the controversial and kid-unfriendly nature of what she did wrong that got her show cancelled, Daisy brings up another type of controversy where she said the F-word over live television. Then, on Wheel of Fortune, she solves the puzzle, which spells "____ __ _N TH_ A__ T_N_GHT," by yelling out, "Fuck me in the ass tonight!", which shocks the entire audience. The correct answer is then revealed to be "love is in the air tonight." 	When reminded by the Nothingness of the controversial and kid-unfriendly nature of what she did wrong that got her show cancelled, Daisy brings up another type of controversy where she said the F-word over live television. Then, on Wheel of Fortune, she solves the puzzle, which spells "____ __ _N TH_ A__ T_N_GHT," by yelling out, "Fuck me in the ass tonight!", which shocks the entire audience. The correct answer is then revealed to be "love is in the air tonight." 	When reminded by the Nothingness of the controversial and kid-unfriendly nature of what she did wrong that got her show cancelled, Daisy brings up another type of controversy where she said the F-word over live television. Then, on Wheel of Fortune, she solves the puzzle, which spells "____ __ _N TH_ A__ T_N_GHT," by yelling out, "Fuck me in the ass tonight!", which shocks the entire audience. The correct answer is then revealed to be "love is in the air tonight."
 	Jom and Terry 	 	
Racist Walrus Deaths Matter 	Rhododendron 	Rhododendron 	Rival Battle
Before going up against Marigold, Rhododendron worries that, if Mother finds out she left the tower, she'll be more dead than a racist walrus when he encountered a Detroit street gang. We're then taken to the Detroit projects after dark, where a walrus is seen lying on the street, surrounded by Black Mafia Family members, whom he asks, "Don't any of you n****rs (changed to "animals" in Update 3.0 due to the recent controversies surrounding the death of George Floyd, and carries on in the PS5 and Xbox Series X re-releases and the PC release of the game) have jobs?" The gangbangers, outraged, then take out their carbine rifles and riddle the racist walrus with bullets until he falls down onto the asphalt, now a shredded and bleeding corpse, in a pool of his own blood. 	Before going up against Marigold, Rhododendron worries that, if Mother finds out she left the tower, she'll be more dead than a racist walrus when he encountered a Detroit street gang. We're then taken to the Detroit projects after dark, where a walrus is seen lying on the street, surrounded by Black Mafia Family members, whom he asks, "Don't any of you n****rs (changed to "animals" in Update 3.0 due to the recent controversies surrounding the death of George Floyd, and carries on in the PS5 and Xbox Series X re-releases and the PC release of the game) have jobs?" The gangbangers, outraged, then take out their carbine rifles and riddle the racist walrus with bullets until he falls down onto the asphalt, now a shredded and bleeding corpse, in a pool of his own blood. 	Before going up against Marigold, Rhododendron worries that, if Mother finds out she left the tower, she'll be more dead than a racist walrus when he encountered a Detroit street gang. We're then taken to the Detroit projects after dark, where a walrus is seen lying on the street, surrounded by Black Mafia Family members, whom he asks, "Don't any of you n****rs (changed to "animals" in Update 3.0 due to the recent controversies surrounding the death of George Floyd, and carries on in the PS5 and Xbox Series X re-releases and the PC release of the game) have jobs?" The gangbangers, outraged, then take out their carbine rifles and riddle the racist walrus with bullets until he falls down onto the asphalt, now a shredded and bleeding corpse, in a pool of his own blood. 	Before going up against Marigold, Rhododendron worries that, if Mother finds out she left the tower, she'll be more dead than a racist walrus when he encountered a Detroit street gang. We're then taken to the Detroit projects after dark, where a walrus is seen lying on the street, surrounded by Black Mafia Family members, whom he asks, "Don't any of you n****rs (changed to "animals" in Update 3.0 due to the recent controversies surrounding the death of George Floyd, and carries on in the PS5 and Xbox Series X re-releases and the PC release of the game) have jobs?" The gangbangers, outraged, then take out their carbine rifles and riddle the racist walrus with bullets until he falls down onto the asphalt, now a shredded and bleeding corpse, in a pool of his own blood.
Yeah Sorry No #4 	Rhododendron 	Rhododendron 	Ending
During a confrontation with Mother, just as the older woman prepares to extend her grounding for leaving the tower against her wishes, Rhododendron, having learned that she bore her through an adulterous affair with her father, the king of Everlastia, calls her out for stooping so low, saying that if she wanted to do that, she'd go and have sex with eager customers at a Czech glory hole hotel, but, due to the explicitly sexual nature of the content brought up, and for fear of changing the game's ESRB rating, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	During a confrontation with Mother, just as the older woman prepares to extend her grounding for leaving the tower against her wishes, Rhododendron, having learned that she bore her through an adulterous affair with her father, the king of Everlastia, calls her out for stooping so low, saying that if she wanted to do that, she'd go and have sex with eager customers at a Czech glory hole hotel, but, due to the explicitly sexual nature of the content brought up, and for fear of changing the game's ESRB rating, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	During a confrontation with Mother, just as the older woman prepares to extend her grounding for leaving the tower against her wishes, Rhododendron, having learned that she bore her through an adulterous affair with her father, the king of Everlastia, calls her out for stooping so low, saying that if she wanted to do that, she'd go and have sex with eager customers at a Czech glory hole hotel, but, due to the explicitly sexual nature of the content brought up, and for fear of changing the game's ESRB rating, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no." 	During a confrontation with Mother, just as the older woman prepares to extend her grounding for leaving the tower against her wishes, Rhododendron, having learned that she bore her through an adulterous affair with her father, the king of Everlastia, calls her out for stooping so low, saying that if she wanted to do that, she'd go and have sex with eager customers at a Czech glory hole hotel, but, due to the explicitly sexual nature of the content brought up, and for fear of changing the game's ESRB rating, the game backs out of this idea, instead showing a black screen with white text reading "Yeah sorry no."
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==Drawn to the Movies==
Title 	Cutaway Owner
Dab Jar 	Prince Edward Islander in a Canoe
Upon Dugs asking him what there is to do now that people no longer care about him as a result of the kid-unfriendly nature of what he did wrong that got his show cancelled, a Canadian who just rowed to Nwotnoot from Prince Edward Island suggests him to star in movies, hoping he'll make more money than Mother when she charges Rhododendron penalties for dabbing inside her tower. 	Upon Dugs asking him what there is to do now that people no longer care about him as a result of the kid-unfriendly nature of what he did wrong that got his show cancelled, a Canadian who just rowed to Nwotnoot from Prince Edward Island suggests him to star in movies, hoping he'll make more money than Mother when she charges Rhododendron penalties for dabbing inside her tower.
You Ducking Perv! 	Big Dan
Intending to take his cartoon parody friends to Vancouver, Dugs visits a reality portal store in the dark part of Nwotnoot, with the store's proprietor, Big Dan (voiced by EpicLLOYD), warning him to present ID first before making a purchase or he's asking for more trouble than Peter McDaid when he ogled Menzella's sandaled feet while she was reclining on a bench at a park. The Italian witch, not taking very kindly to that, transforms the homeless 19th-century Northern Irish foot-fetishist pervert into a mallard. While transformed, Peter wanders off to ogle the feet of three female ducks until they get angry with him and graphically eat him alive from the inside out. 	Intending to take his cartoon parody friends to Vancouver, Dugs visits a reality portal store in the dark part of Nwotnoot, with the store's proprietor, Big Dan (voiced by EpicLLOYD), warning him to present ID first before making a purchase or he's asking for more trouble than Peter McDaid when he ogled Menzella's sandaled feet while she was reclining on a bench at a park. The Italian witch, not taking very kindly to that, transforms the homeless 19th-century Northern Irish foot-fetishist pervert into a mallard. While transformed, Peter wanders off to ogle the feet of three female ducks until they get angry with him and graphically eat him alive from the inside out.
Gandhi Ate More Than This... WAY More! 	Dugs Lepus
Upon the owner of the Vancouver bed and breakfast that him and his friends are staying at only being able to give each one of them a small amount of food, Dugs complains that Gandhi ate more than that. We're then taken to the street between the Taj Mahal Hotel and the Gateway of India, where said historical figure repeatedly jumps up to eat lots of plates of curry that fly right at him in straight lines until he swells to morbid obesity, to the point of being unable to jump. Then, one last plate of curry flies at the overfed Gandhi, which he weakly grabs and gulps down, before which he complains (voiced by Keegan-Michael Key, who previously played a different version of the character on "Epic Rap Battles of History"), "Oh, fuck, oh, Shiva. I cannot have any more, but...", followed by rumbling and exploding into a gory mess. This kind of death is historically inaccurate, as, in real life, Gandhi was assassinated.	Upon the owner of the Vancouver bed and breakfast that him and his friends are staying at only being able to give each one of them a small amount of food, Dugs complains that Gandhi ate more than that. We're then taken to the street between the Taj Mahal Hotel and the Gateway of India, where said historical figure repeatedly jumps up to eat lots of plates of curry that fly right at him in straight lines until he swells to morbid obesity, to the point of being unable to jump. Then, one last plate of curry flies at the overfed Gandhi, which he weakly grabs and gulps down, before which he complains (voiced by Keegan-Michael Key, who previously played a different version of the character on "Epic Rap Battles of History"), "Oh, fuck, oh, Shiva. I cannot have any more, but...", followed by rumbling and exploding into a gory mess. This kind of death is historically inaccurate, as, in real life, Gandhi was assassinated.
One Wedding and a Family Funeral 	Auguste Aboutman
As he is forced to listen to the annoyingly-bad singing of one of the cartoon characters auditioning to star in his new movie, Abouteman says he'd prefer to attend a Bollywood wedding where the bride's family was recently killed. Then, at said wedding, in the middle of the groom making the first vow, the bride, upon seeing that her whole family was brutally murdered just before she got to the temple, constantly interrupts him with her mournful crying until he decides to call off the wedding. 	As he is forced to listen to the annoyingly-bad singing of one of the cartoon characters auditioning to star in his new movie, Abouteman says he'd prefer to attend a Bollywood wedding where the bride's family was recently killed. Then, at said wedding, in the middle of the groom making the first vow, the bride, upon seeing that her whole family was brutally murdered just before she got to the temple, constantly interrupts him with her mournful crying until he decides to call off the wedding.
Who Will Believe You? 	Auguste Abouteman
Upon agreeing to cast Dugs and friends in his newest movie, Abouteman says he's going to regret it more than when he directed the goreture horror, "Who Will Believe You?", starring Amber Heard as the lead villainess and Johnny Depp as the central protagonist. Heard's character angrily shouts as she cuts the flesh off the right palm and fingers of Depp's character, who has been tied to a chair in a creepy basement, "Who the fuck will BELIEVE YOU!? No one's going to believe what the fuck I've done to you!" Afterwards, the protagonist thanks the villainess (who is also his ex-wife), for he had painful warts all over his hand that needed to be gotten rid of. 	Upon agreeing to cast Dugs and friends in his newest movie, Abouteman says he's going to regret it more than when he directed the goreture horror, "Who Will Believe You?", starring Amber Heard as the lead villainess and Johnny Depp as the central protagonist. Heard's character angrily shouts as she cuts the flesh off the right palm and fingers of Depp's character, who has been tied to a chair in a creepy basement, "Who the fuck will BELIEVE YOU!? No one's going to believe what the fuck I've done to you!" Afterwards, the protagonist thanks the villainess (who is also his ex-wife), for he had painful warts all over his hand that needed to be gotten rid of.
COVI-Dead End 	Auguste Abouteman
After Dugs and friends sign their names onto a clipboard that Abouteman presented in front of them, he looks at it and says that if he wanted to have to read through this many names, he'd go and visit the COVID-19 Memorial Site, which looks very similar to the Wall of the Vanished from Avengers: Endgame. 	After Dugs and friends sign their names onto a clipboard that Abouteman presented in front of them, he looks at it and says that if he wanted to have to read through this many names, he'd go and visit the COVID-19 Memorial Site, which looks very similar to the Wall of the Vanished from Avengers: Endgame.
Yeah Sorry No #5 	Auguste Abouteman
Having been badly hurt following a Drawn to Murder gameplay-style fight against Dugs, Abouteman says that he hasn't been in so much pain since he played "Truth or Dare?" and got dared to jam a stick in his own penis, but the movie backs out of that, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen. 	Having been badly hurt following a Drawn to Murder gameplay-style fight against Dugs, Abouteman says that he hasn't been in so much pain since he played "Truth or Dare?" and got dared to jam a stick in his own penis, but the movie backs out of that, instead showing the "Yeah sorry no" screen.
Race to De Feet 	Auguste Abouteman
In the climactic final battle, before accidentally burning himself to death with his farts, Abouteman tells Dugs he'll fail worse than Jodiana and Pua Kameāloha in a barefoot forest race. Then, while both of them run the Trail of Hope in Burnaby, with several Canadians standing on either side of the trail to watch the race, Jodiana proposes that the next time she and Pua race against each other take place in the sea. Agreeing, Pua insists that she should surf while Jodiana swims, then Peter pops his head out of the ground like a mole and ogles their bare feet, tripping them in the process. Then, while continuing to dig himself out of the ground, Peter produces a portable photographic apparatus out of hammerspace and, in the middle of taking a photograph of the two girls' feet, the antique camera explodes, graphically blowing off his face and killing him. 	In the climactic final battle, before accidentally burning himself to death with his farts, Abouteman tells Dugs he'll fail worse than Jodiana and Pua Kameāloha in a barefoot forest race. Then, while both of them run the Trail of Hope in Burnaby, with several Canadians standing on either side of the trail to watch the race, Jodiana proposes that the next time she and Pua race against each other take place in the sea. Agreeing, Pua insists that she should surf while Jodiana swims, then Peter pops his head out of the ground like a mole and ogles their bare feet, tripping them in the process. Then, while continuing to dig himself out of the ground, Peter produces a portable photographic apparatus out of hammerspace and, in the middle of taking a photograph of the two girls' feet, the antique camera explodes, graphically blowing off his face and killing him.
Guess He Couldn't Feel the Love Tonight 	Lora Lepus
Following Abouteman's defeat, and when the head of Standards and Practices asks Dugs and his friends what they have to say in defense of their victory over the evil director doing nothing to prevent the innocence of children all over Canada from being destroyed from seeing his new movie, Lora brings up how differently the "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" scene from Disney's The Lion King would have played out if M. Night Shyamalan had remade the movie. We're then taken to said scene, where, just as they are about to make love, Nala confesses to Simba that she's actually male, causing him to run off-screen to disgustedly vomit from such a revelation, during which (s)he calls out, "Are we still going to fuck?" 	Following Abouteman's defeat, and when the head of Standards and Practices asks Dugs and his friends what they have to say in defense of their victory over the evil director doing nothing to prevent the innocence of children all over Canada from being destroyed from seeing his new movie, Lora brings up how differently the "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" scene from Disney's The Lion King would have played out if M. Night Shyamalan had remade the movie. We're then taken to said scene, where, just as they are about to make love, Nala confesses to Simba that she's actually male, causing him to run off-screen to disgustedly vomit from such a revelation, during which (s)he calls out, "Are we still going to fuck?"
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