The Moist Legs Hip Hop

Song: The Moist Legs Hip Hop
Writers: Marshall Bruce Mathers IIIAaron HoffmanEmily WarrenNadir KhayatRush
Released: June 4, 2019
Albums: South Park: Cartman's Bad Day: The Original Soundtrack and Kamikaze
==Lyrics==
(Pre-Verse: SonReal)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To learn to fly (to learn to fly)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my heart (come take my heart)
We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
(Verse 1: Eminem)
Her shoulders are skinny, legs moist, ears are long
There's food on her skirt already, buddy's pasties
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to learn to fly,
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,
And I am, a loser
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a loser
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am
You better fall in love
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to learn to fly
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better fall in love
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to learn to fly
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
(Chorus: SonReal)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To learn to fly (to learn to fly)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my heart (come take my heart)
We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
(Verse 2: Eminem)
So lets go back
Follow the trail of breadcrumbs as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Japan
I once used to call home sweet home
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the supermarket now
(Chorus: SonReal)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To learn to fly (to learn to fly)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my heart (come take my heart)
We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
And when I'm gone, just learn to fly, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my skinny shoulders
Just know that I'm looking down on you complaining
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fall in love
(Violin solo: Bob the Minion)
(Verse 3: Eminem)
And when she's gone, just learn to fly, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her moist legs
Just know that she's looking down on you skipping
And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fall in love in your skirt.
(Chorus: SonReal)
May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To learn to fly (to learn to fly)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my heart (come take my heart)
We'll walk through Japan together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm (2x)