Go Fishing! a Crossover Parody

ANOTHER FANFICTION WITH CARTOON CROSSOVERS BASED ON CLAMS
[the Scene starts at The Crossover Restaurant] 
Crunchee: Uhh, what do you like better? The Bar-B-Cubes, or the Rock Pops?
Pony Rarity: [levitates a notepad and a pencil with her magic] I like neither. Can I take your order?
Crunchee: What about the Cookironis, are they any good?
Pony Rarity: [annoyed] No. What will you have?
Crunchee: Well, uhh, what's your vote on the soda?
Pony Rarity: [Looking irritated she throws her notepad and pencil away and raises her hooves in the air] Sir, let's just get this out of the way, I hate everything on the menu. Now what do you want?
Unikitty: [pokes her head out from behind the kitchen window] Psst, try the Hamlogna Sandwiches! 
EG Pinkie Pie: [also poking her head in the window] Yeah, they are the best!
Crunchee: Uhh, I'll try the Hamlogna Sandwiches.  
Pony Rarity: That'll be one dollar. 
[the white unicorn rings up one dollar, but then a siren goes off] 
Crunchee: What's going on?  
Pony Rarity: Something stupid, I'm sure. 
[Alarm stops as a curtain opens up to show a real band in the background playing the music called Superquick A.]
[SwaySway comes out from the restroom, cheering]
SwaySway: Yippee! [Kisses Crunchee and the white unicorn mare. Takes the dollar and laughs hysterically as he rubs it all over himself] Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!
Pony Rarity: [sighs] See? I told you.
[Unikitty and the pink human Pinkie Pie comes out of the kitchen. As she, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Leni Loud and Buhdeuce come to see what SwaySway is cheering]
Leni Loud: What's wrong with SwaySway?
SwaySway: [Looks weird as he runs over to the counter] Nothing, you guys! Do you know what this is?!
Yumi Yoshimura: A very dirty dollar?
SwaySway: No! This is my one millionth dollar earned. Every in my family's goal in life is to make a million dollars, and now I got mine.
SwaySway: [to Crunchee] Congratulations, Sir. You have just given me my one millionth dollar.
Crunchee: Ha, great. Uhh, what do I win?
SwaySway: Nothing. Now get out.
Crunchee: [confused] Uhh, what? 
SwaySway: Get out! Everyone get out, you're spoiling my moment! 
[SwaySway pushes everyone out of the crossover restaurant to the door]
SwaySway: My millionth dollar.
Buhdeuce: Wow. Congratulations, SwaySway. I'm so proud of you.
SwaySway: Congratulate yourselves, you guys. A Breadwinner's nothing without his loyal crew. I mean, a crew like you [He imagines Unikitty, Pony Rarity, EG Pinkie Pie, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce and Leni looking deformed] comes around maybe once in a lifetime. And to reward you for making my millionth dollar, I'm taking you on a trip.
Unikitty: Wow, a trip!
Leni Loud: YAY!
Buhdeuce: I can't believe it! Thanks, SwaySway.
EG Pinkie Pie: Wow, this is amazing!
Pony Rarity: This is literally Exiting! Where are we going, the Toon City Spa?
[Scene cuts to the eight of them in a pool]
SwaySway: No.
[Scene cuts back to the Crossover restaurant]
Yumi Yoshimura: Pamper Island?
[Scene cuts to the eight of them laying on towels at a beach]
SwaySway: Try again.
[Scene cuts back to the Crossover restaurant]
Vambre Warrior: Ooh, ooh, ooh, I bet it's The Toon City Folk Village, Right?
[Scene cuts to the eight of them in 18th century clothing]
SwaySway: Better than that!
[Scene cuts to the eight of them wearing raincoats with fishing rods on a boat accompanied by a foghorn noise, SwaySway, Buhdeuce, Unikitty, Leni Loud and EG Pinkie Pie are excited. Pony Rarity, Vambre and Yumi look annoyed and unamused]
Pony Rarity: Fishing?! Are you serious? This is the reward we get for all our hard work? [Fishes are jumping] Fishing for stinky fishes in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?
Yumi Yoshimura: Yeah! You call this fun?
SwaySway: Aww, come on now, you Guys, Don't be like that. Eight fellas at sea with nothing to do but throw their lines in the water, catch a few fishes [Catches a fish then he throws it back] then throw them back. Don't you think that's fun?
Vambre Warrior: [annoyed] No. [Takes off her raincoat and she, Rarity and Yumi sit on the chairs] And to think I could be wearing a powdered wig right now.
Pony Rarity: How could this be better then the Toon City Spa? [pulls out a magazine]
Yumi Yoshimura: Or Pamper Island?
EG Pinkie Pie: [comes up with Unikitty to the unicorn] Hey Rare, you want to me and Unikitty cast out over here so you can watch us? 
Pony Rarity: How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you two?  
EG Pinkie Pie: Okie Dokie Lokie. Come on Unikitty let's go and who cast more!
Unikitty: Yay!
Vambre Warrior: [takes out her Magimobile] Oh great, there is no signal here. [sighs] Well I think I have to spend my time in another activity. 
[Unikitty and EG Pinkie Pie casts their lines behind them which one of them catches on the unicorn's Magazine. the line brings her line forward and casts it in the lagoon. the line casts her chair and she spins in the air and lands on her stomach] 
Pony Rarity: Hey! watch where you two swinging that... 
[the line casts a chunk of her curly mane in the lagoon]
Pony Rarity: AAAAAAGGGGGHHH!!!!! Oh, My beautiful mane! GRRRRRRRR!!!! Unikitty and Pinkie Pie! be careful with... [the line hooks her nose.] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!
[The camera cuts to an overhead view of the boat as the hook casts the unicorn's nose into the lagoon, a loud rip is heard and she screams loudly in pain, then walks up to SwaySway who is sailing the boat with a chunk of her mane ripped and nose torn off]
Pony Rarity: Okay, I've had enough.
SwaySway: What happened to you?
Pony Rarity: Unikitty and Pinkie Pie happened. 
SwaySway: [Laughs] Oh, Rarity, you got to lighten up. 
[Unikitty and the human Pinkie Pie are still casting out items while SwaySway talks to the annoyed mare]  
SwaySway: Sure the girls' a bit overeager, but you've got to learn to roll with the punches, go with the flow. And don't bring anything on a boat that you ain't prepared to lose. [Laughs]  
[The hook in Unikitty's fishing rod touches SwaySway's millionth dollar.]
SwaySway: [Gasps] My millionth dollar!
[Unikitty rips SwaySway's pants off and casts his dollar to the lagoon]
SwaySway: Unikitty, wait! Unikitty, you hooked my millionth dollar on the back swing! Reel it in before I keelhaul ya.
[But then, ominous music starts playing]
SwaySway: Oh no. Unikitty, quick, reel it in. Can't you hear the music? That's a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death! Reel it in before it's too late!
[Unikitty reels it in as fast as she can.]
SwaySway: Hurry, Unikitty! The music's getting faster!
[SwaySway opens the doors revealing the same orchestra playing the ominous music]
SwaySway: [to the orchestra] There you are, ya stinkin' bilge rats!
SwaySway: [to the trumpeters] Stop playing that music! [the trumpeters ignore him]
SwaySway: [to the conductor] Stop it, please! [the conductor ignore him]
SwaySway: [to the violinists] I'm begging ya! [also the violinists ignore him] 
SwaySway: [to his millionth dollar] [clasp his hands] Come on, honey, you can make it! Swim faster! Come to me, baby! Come on back! [to Unikitty] Hurry, Unikitty! [closes his eyes]
Unikitty: [continues reeling the dollar] Here she comes...
EG Pinkie Pie: She made it!
SwaySway: [opens is eyes, and cheers] Yea-hah! Yeah-Woo-hoo-hoo! Oh-ho-ho! [Holds up the dollar] For a second or two, I thought she was a goner. 
[Ominous orchestra music plays again.]
[Suddenly, a giant shark jumps up and takes SwaySway's dollar. It takes a while for SwaySway to notice his dollar isn't in his hand anymore. The shark dives into the ocean and swims away.]
[The scene cuts as SwaySway’s eyes well up with tears, and he begins to cry]
[Buhdeuce, Leni, Vambre, Yumi, and Pony Rarity walked up to SwaySway. Pony Rarity somehow has her mane and nose back]
Vambre Warrior: So, some trip, eh, SwaySway?  
SwaySway: Oh, you guys! You're never gonna believe it! A giant blue-lipped shark ate my millionth dollar! [sobbing and flops to the ground] I lost my dollar, and I'll never get it back! [bangs his hands against the floor] Never, never, never, never, never!    
Leni Loud: Oh, poor SwaySway. I've never seen him so broken up.  
[SwaySway is literally in pieces, crying leaving a puddle of tears]
Pony Rarity: Oh, puh-lease, he's such a drama queen.
Yumi Yoshimura: Yeah! Come on, SwaySway, drop the act. 
[SwaySway is crying while sucking his Duck Feet]
Vambre Warrior: SwaySway, it's just a stupid dollar.
[SwaySway continues weeping as he pours tears into his beak]
Yumi Yoshimura: For Pete's sake, SwaySway, suck it up!
[SwaySway's eyes inflate then squirt out tears]
Vambre Warrior: SwaySway...
[SwaySway is wailing like a fountain]
Pony Rarity: SwaySway...
[SwaySway is sobbing like a faucet.]
[Buhdeuce and the others had enough]  
Buhdeuce: Okay, okay, SwaySway, we'll help you get your dollar back!    
SwaySway: [Sucks on a real life hand thumb. then hears what Buhdeuce said, then he throws the real life hand away and feels so much better] You will? Great! Wait right here.  
[SwaySway runs off to get some items and comes back with a bunch of fishing gear on]
SwaySway: Here's where fishing gets serious.
[the Scene cuts to later in the day where SwaySway is on top of the boat and Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni are on the lower deck]
SwaySway: Okay, you guys get the fishing poles ready, and I'll keep my eyes peeled for Old Blue Lip. 
Unikitty, and EG Pinkie Pie: [Salutes] Aye aye, captain!  
SwaySway: And remember, we don't leave until we catch that shark and rescue my dollar. 
[SwaySway scouts the area.]
[the Scene cuts to later where SwaySway has a beard on from scouting for too long. Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce who also has a beard, and Leni look tired]
Yumi Yoshimura: [angrily] That's it, I'm finished! [throws the fishing pole down to the lagoon] We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble! This is hopeless!
Buhdeuce: Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Jelly.
[Scene cuts to Jelly chewing up the Breadwinners' couch at the Swamp Pad. The scene cuts back to the gang]
Vambre Warrior: [takes out her Magimobile] There's no signal here. and we could use the signal to order something to eat.
Yumi Yoshimura: [groans] This is ridiculous! 92 hours here, and i have a concert with Ami soon!
Leni Loud: [stomach growls] I'm hungry!
Unikitty: [stomach growls as well] Yeah me too.
EG Pinkie Pie: [also stomach growls as well] Same as.
Pony Rarity: We're literally gonna die out here just because a shark ate SwaySway's stupid dollar!
[Suddenly, Buhdeuce gets an idea, A rather crafty idea]
Buhdeuce: [gasps] I got an idea!
Yumi Yoshimura: Got what, Buhdeuce? Do you have a plan?
Buhdeuce: Yep! Yep! [pulls out his wallet] Well Anyway, [takes a dollar out of his wallet] if SwaySway wants his dollar back, I say we give it to him. You guys, know what I mean? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Vambre Warrior: Oh, good thinking Buhdeuce. [Jabbers]
[the Scene cuts to later in the day, where SwaySway is still scouting the area standing in the same pose]
Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce, and Leni Loud: Oh, SwaySway! SwaySway!
[SwaySway steers his eyes toward Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni to see them waving a dollar]
Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce, and Leni Loud: Look what we've got!
SwaySway: [Jumps down and gasps] Could it be? [Takes the dollar] My millionth dollar?
[SwaySway starts cheering again]
SwaySway: [starts cheering again] Ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Wow! Who-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni start cheering as well]
SwaySway: [laughs hysterically] Ha-ha-ha! Ye-he-ha-ha-ho-ha-ha! Ye-he-hya-ha-ha-ha! Whoo-hoo! Wow!
[SwaySway rubs the dollar on himself but he notices something strange so he stops dancing]
SwaySway: Wait a minute...
[SwaySway rubs the dollar back and forth again, narrows his eyes and points at the dollar]
SwaySway: This isn't my millionth dollar.
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni look at each other puzzled]
SwaySway: This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [Shows the dollar bill just like described] and kissed with Ocean Blue #2 Semi-Gloss Lipstick.
Leni Loud: [wearing a blue lipstick and a purse] Actually, it's Ocean Blue number- [Pony Rarity whacks her on the head with a fishing rod using her magic to shut her up, but it's already too late] three!
SwaySway: I trusted you, and you gave me this?! I can't believe my own crew would betray me like this! [sobs again]
Vambre Warrior: No. Uh-uh. No, we will not be swayed by your nonsense anymore.
SwaySway: [stops crying and narrows his eyes] I see. Then I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.
Buhdeuce: [gets confused] Huh?
Yumi Yoshimura: You're kidding, Are you?
Leni Loud: [excited] Yay! Is it a trip to the mall?
EG Pinkie Pie: Or another fishing trip!
SwaySway: No. It's this sandwich. [Holds up a sandwich and nails the sandwich to a near pole with a hammer]
Pony Rarity: A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?
SwaySway: Not a sandwich. [throws the other plate of sandwiches into the lagoon] The sandwich.
Pony Rarity: Whatever. We've got plenty more to... [She and the others get shocked]
[SwaySway throws the refrigerator into the lagoon]
Pony Rarity: ...eat.
SwaySway: Now, I think we understand each other, a little bit more. No one eats until I get my millionth dollar back.
[SwaySway approaches at his crew with an evil look on his face]
Pony Rarity: Uhh, Darlings, can I have a word with all of you? [She, Vambre, Yumi, EG Pinkie Pie, Unikitty, Leni and Buhdeuce go to the back] Have you all noticed that SwaySway has gone... [suddenly shouting] COMPLETELY INSANE?!?!?!?!
Vambre Warrior: W-what do you mean, Rarity?
Yumi Yoshimura: Well, You didn't mean what Rarity is saying. But she could say SwaySway has gone "Overboard!" [rimshot] [laughs] Get it? But seriously, Just look at him..   
[Yumi points to SwaySway, who is dressed like he is at a funeral sobbing at a tombstone with the words 'R.I.P. My Millionth Dollar' on it. He then hugs it.]
Leni Loud: But Guys, he's lost something near and dear to him. Haven't you ever—  
[Leni cuts off after SwaySway laughs oddly]
Pony Rarity: Look again.
[SwaySway uses his hat as a jump rope while giggling like a crazy person]
Leni Loud: [now visibly scared] OMG. You're right.
EG Pinkie Pie: [also visibly scared] He's completely mad!
Unikitty: [visibly scared as well] How do we gonna get outta here?
Buhdeuce: Maybe If we're real quiet, we can sneak over to the lifeboat.
Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, and Leni Loud: Okay.
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce and Leni take a step, then start screaming as they sprint over to the lifeboat. They jump into it but then come back onto the boat tied up]
[SwaySway pops his head out of the lifeboat]
SwaySway: [Angry] So you thought you'd skip out on old, SwaySway did ya?! Even after you promised to help me, I know what you're thinking. [mockingly] "It's just a dumb old dollar. Let's just leave this man, he won't notice." [the tied crew look at each other] [normal voice] Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you!
[Scene cuts to SwaySway hanging his line over the boat. Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre Warrior, Yumi Yoshimura, Buhdeuce and Leni Loud are attached to the line]
SwaySway: Live bait!
Vambre Warrior: You're completely insane, SwaySway!
Yumi Yoshimura: Vambre's right, you're a Breadnutty!
Pony Rarity: If that shark didn't come before, what makes you think he'll come now?!
SwaySway: [dressed up as a conductor] Oh, he'll come.  
[SwaySway taps the book using his baton and the doors open up to the orchestra and begins to play the ominous music]
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni shake in fear and they know the music will attract the shark]
Buhdeuce: SwaySway, I can't believe you're doing this! But listen, I work with the others all day long, so I know what I'm talking about when I say... [Yells] you are completely out of your mind!
[SwaySway turns around with a insane look and giggles madly in response while conducting the orchestra.]
[The giant shark emerges above the lagoon coming closer to the others on the line]
Pony Rarity: SwaySway, Darling, [shouting] Get us out of here!
SwaySway: Come on, fresh meat, over here! 
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni scream as they try to wiggle back and forth to avoid the giant shark]
SwaySway: Keep thrashing! He likes it! 
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni continue to scream and bounce up and down really fast]
SwaySway: Come on, boy! Closer. Closer. Almost there.  
[Giant shark shows the dollar on its tongue]  
SwaySway: That's it!  
[SwaySway closes the doors to cause the music to stop.]
[The giant shark stops in mid-air and SwaySway jumps inside it to take the dollar]
SwaySway: Aha! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look, guys, I finally got it!  
[SwaySway rubs his dollar on himself]
SwaySway: I finally got my millionth dollar!  
[Cabin doors open to play the ominous music again.]
[The giant shark closes its mouth, with SwaySway inside, and dives into the lagoon.]
[Cabin doors close as the conductor takes a bow to the applauding audience]
Buhdeuce: Oh, poor SwaySway. He's gone forever and he's out of our lives.
Leni Loud: Yeah. [She starts crying] Why couldn't it have been me?! [Crying]
Vambre Warrior: [starts crying as well] Yes, why couldn't it have been one of you?! [Sobbing]
Yumi Yoshimura: [also starts crying as well] Yeah! He was always a hero! And this is all our fault! [Sobbing]
Unikitty: [also starts crying as well and turns into Sad Kitty] Why did he have to go like this?! Why? [Crying]
Pony Rarity: [also starts crying as well] Yes, Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to the rest of us?! [Sobbing]
EG Pinkie Pie: Now he's dead! [crying]
[Pony Rarity, Unikitty. EG Pinkie Pie, Leni, Vambre and Yumi are sobbing. Buhdeuce joins on crying]
Buhdeuce: [sobbing] PLEASE COME BACK SWAYSWAY! COME BACK TO US! PLEASE!
SwaySway: Hello, Everyone.
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni Loud look down. Unikitty turns back to normal]  
Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni Loud: SwaySway?
[SwaySway's head is above the lagoon]
SwaySway: Have you Guys met... [Holds his millionth dollar up] ...my millionth dollar? [laughs]
EG Pinkie Pie: Oh, that's great!
Buhdeuce: Huh, I guess my wish did come true. 
Leni Loud: Wow, how did you get it back? 
SwaySway: It wasn't easy. Old Blue Lips is quite the fighter. So, eventually, we settled on a trade.  
Buhdeuce: What did you give him? 
[SwaySway jumps back up on the boat, revealing himself as only having his head and his left arm]
SwaySway: Nothing important. [Laughs]
[Unikitty, EG Pinkie Pie, Pony Rarity, Vambre, Yumi, Buhdeuce, and Leni Loud look shocked.]
THE END.
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