Longhorn Steakhouse

Context: Clay, Tsunami, and Umber are working at a Longhorn Steakhouse. This is a satire fanfiction, and none of it will make sense canonically.
== Chapter One: The Opening ==
Tick. Tick. Tick. 10:58 am. Longhorn Steakhouse is about to open.
Raindrops pattered on the roof and slid down the windows. Clay was asleep on his back in the storage room. Tsunami was washing dishes. Umber was in the storage room with Clay, sorting the meat in the freezers.
11:00 am. An alarm rang and Clay was startled awake. He stood up and yawned, shaking out his wings and knocking a bag of shredded cheese off the counter, spilling it on the ground. "Whoops!" said Clay, tucking his wings to his body. Umber, who was definitely not eating the cheese, started cleaning up with a somewhat anxious expression. Tsunami had vanished from the kitchen and was standing by the door, waiting for customers.
"Hey Clay?" said Umber.
"Huh? Oh, hey, what is it?" said Clay.
"Don't you think it's weird that this restaurant has only 3 employees?" Umber asked Clay as he sealed the cheese bag and put it in the fridge.
Clay pondered this for a moment, a worried expression on his face. "We're the only employees? Nobody else is coming? Are you sure?"
"Clay, the day already started. Nobody else is coming," Umber replied.
The front door opened and they heard someone walk in and Tsunami start talking. "Okay, so I'm cooking, and you and Tsunami are waiters and janitors?" Clay said to clarify. Umber nodded and ran out of the door into the dining area, and Clay went into the kitchen to ensure the equipment was working properly.
The first customer of the day was Glory. "Hello and welcome to Longhorn Steakhouse, just one- oh, hey Glor... I mean, Your Majesty," Tsunami said with a snicker. Glory narrowed her eyes at her, small flares of yellow and purple appearing on her frills and being squashed out by a shimmering turquoise. "Just call me Glory, please. Booth for one."
"Right this way, Your Majesty." Glory followed Tsunami to a booth by a window, and sat down as Tsunami set a menu and silverware packet in front of her, a mischievous grin on her face.
"Nobody else is here, so just yell for me when you're ready to order, I guess. Umber's a waiter too, he'll come out after he's done with moons know whatever he's doing right now." Tsunami walked away. Glory opened the menu and started looking through it.
Almost the second Tsunami left Glory, she heard the front door open again. "Spoke too soon," she muttered to herself, speeding up to check with the new customers.
== Chapter Two: Start of the Day ==
The second customers of the day were Turtle and Kinkajou, appearing deeply anxious and excited respectively. "Hi Tsunami! Booth for two please!" Kinkajou chirped, her scales a blinding yellow.
"Hi Turtle, hi Kinkajou, yeah, come this way. And stop being so yellow, please. It's a distraction," said Tsunami, beckoning for them to follow as Kinkajou abruptly turned deep blue-green, matching Turtle's scales. Turtle was zoned out and Kinkajou grabbed his talon and tugged his arm. He snapped back into reality and walked along, sitting with Kinkajou at the booth behind Glory, who noticed them and waved at Kinkajou. Tsunami put menus and cutlery on their table and hurried back to the door, pushing past Umber who was giving Glory bread and butter.
"You said you wanted Sierra Mist, right?" said Umber, holding a little notepad and a pen. Glory nodded as he wrote it down.
"And are you ready to order, or did you want an appetizer?"
"I would like the white cheddar stuffed mushrooms, please," said Glory, handing Umber the menu. He whisked away to the kitchen, nearly knocking Tsunami over. "HEY! Watch it, you big potato!" she shouted, her glow scales flashing something very rude in Aquatic.
WIP
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