Princess Evil Diary/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 25, 2009
Episode Copyrighted: 2009
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts at the Royal Woods Pageant Hall. Lola is walking the halls, smiling and waving to several other contestants. A few of them give her dirty looks as she passes by. Lola doesn’t seem the least bit perturbed by this as she turns to the audience.
Lola Loud: I know what you’re thinking, my darlings. You’re thinking this sash totally goes with my gown. Well, thank you for the compliment. Leni actually picked it out for me.
Beats.
Lola Loud: Oh. You were wondering about those girls, huh? The ones who looked like they were mad at me? Ah, don’t worry about them. I get that all the time from my pageant rivals. *walks into the dressing room and starts applying my makeup, then continues musing to the audience* You need to know something about my line of work, dear. It’s a dog-eat-dog world on that stage, and if you wanna climb to the top, someone else has to be on the bottom. Does that mean I make a few enemies here and there? Absolutely. I’m not ashamed to admit that. But it’s not like I’m going out of my way to hurt anyone. That’s just the nature of competition. *puts away my makeup and turns back to the camera* And y’know what else? My true friends understand that. Those other girls are just sore losers. I don’t care what they think of me.
Slide transition to the twins’ room later that day. Lola does her best to hide her emotions as she sets up for a tea party. She notices one of Lana’s dirty socks on the floor. With a groan, she looks over to Lana, who is on the floor coloring.
Lola Loud: Lana, would you please pick up your sock?
Lana Loud: *groans and rolls my eyes* Fine. *walks over to my sock, picks it up, and puts it back down*
Lola Loud: N-no! Don’t put it back down! Move it!
Lana Loud: Alright, alright. Sheesh, picky picky. *moves the sock about three inches*
Lola Loud: *pinches the bridge of my nose* Okay, are you doing this on purpose? I really don’t think I’m asking for much here. Our tea party is going to start any minute, and my guests are going to be rather put-off if the place is a mess.
Lana Loud: *scoffs* What guests? Your dolls? Lola, I don’t think they’re gonna care. They’re not even alive.
Lola Loud: *snaps angrily* Well, I’m sorry I don’t have any real friends to invite to these things, okay?!
Lana Loud: *flinches and raises my arms defensively while Lola inwardly rebukes herself for the outburst* Whoa. Easy there. I-I was just… Lola, are you okay?
Lola Loud: *doesn’t respond*
She simply takes a seat and turns away from Lana.
Lana Loud: *approaches her* Hey, c’mon. Don’t be like that. I’m sorry I-
Lola Loud: *interrupts* No, it’s fine. I shouldn’t be taking this out on you.
Lana Loud: Taking what out on me? Did something happen?
Lola Loud: *doesn’t answer*
She just sniffles.
Lana Loud: *sighs* Lola, I know you like to have your little secrets, but if something’s bothering you like this, I wanna help. Please. Just... talk to me.
Lola Loud: *lets out a defeated sigh*
Lizzie the Flower: Hey Lana.
Lana Loud: Hey Lizzie. Lola doesn't want to talk to me.
Lizzie the Flower: Oh no, Lans! It's that evil diary!
The next scene opens in Lori and Leni’s room. Lola has just explained everything to SpongeBob and Leni.
Leni Loud: Hmm. Well, usually, when I do something wrong, I always try to apologize for it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sure, girl.
Lola Loud: But how can I apologize if I don’t know what I did?
Leni Loud: *smiles gently* It doesn’t matter what you did, Lola. Her diary is evil. Heck, I don’t know what I do wrong half the time, and I still apologize.
Lola Loud: Yeah, well. That’s ‘cause you’re Leni. *to SpongeBob* And you're SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I am?
Leni Loud: *raises an eyebrow*
Lola Loud: *backpedals* I-I mean, you’re just so nice and thoughtful and stuff. Th-that’s what I meant. Nothing to do with… the other thing. About you.
Leni Loud: *knowingly* Lola…
Lola Loud: *sighs* I know, I know. There’s more to your head than just air. I’m sorry.
Leni Loud: *smiles* Apology accepted.
SpongeBob SquarePants: See? It’s that easy. Here, I’ve got something for you.
Patrick Star: Hello.
Leni Loud: *rummages through my closet and pulls out a small red box*
She opens it to reveal an edible arrangement full of chocolate-covered strawberries. There’s a card in the box that reads “I’m Berry Sorry”.
Lola Loud: *raises an eyebrow* Really? “I’m Berry Sorry”? Who made this, Luan and Green?
Leni Loud: *blinks* No, I got it at the mall. Unless they got it from Luan or something, I dunno. Anyway, I was gonna give this to Lori for accidentally losing her nice sweater at the movie theater yesterday, but I think you need it more.
Lola Loud: Are you sure? What’re you gonna do about Lori when she finds out you lost her sweater?
???: You what?!
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Where is that sweater?!
Leni and Lola turn to see an irate Lori standing in the doorway.
Leni Loud: O-oh! H-hey, Lori. I-I was just…
Lori Loud: Lola. Out. Now.
Squidward Tentacles: Get out.
Lola Loud: *meekly* Y-yes’m.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lola Loud: *darts out of the room*
As the door closes behind her, we hear muffled shouting as Lori chews Leni out. Lola looks at the edible arrangement and sighs.
Lola Loud: I guess it’s worth a shot. I want to join Lizzie.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, bye.
Slide transition with Lola and Lizzie in Luna and Luan’s room after school. She’s sitting in the beanbag chair with a bandage wrapped around her hand while Luan is seated on her bed and doing her homework on her laptop and Green is standing aa.
Lola Loud: It’s not fair! Why can’t she accept my apology?! SpongeBob and Leni said it doesn’t matter what I did as long as she knows I’m sorry!
Green Rectangle: Well, that’s not always the case, Lola. Sometimes, a simple “sorry” isn’t gonna cut it.
Lola Loud: Yeah, I know that now. But what am I supposed to do? I have no idea.
Lizzie the Flower: What are we gonna do?
Luan Loud: *thoughtfully* Hmm. Well, I’m just spitballing here, but can you remember doing anything recently that would make her mad? Like say, I don’t know, going through her diary?
Lola Loud: *gives Luan a look*
Green Rectangle: Oh, don’t give Luan that look. We all know you read our diaries all the time.
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *squirms a bit in her seats, blushing slightly*
Lizzie the Flower: C-can we not talk about that? W-we have our reasons.
Luan Loud: *shrugs* I’m just saying if Lindsey's diary is evil.
Lola Loud: You really think so?
Green Rectangle: Do you think any of us are happy about it?
Beats.
Lizzie the Flower: Good point. Maybe if we apologize for that, she’ll know we're being honest.
Luan Loud: *does a double take* Wait, you guys actually did read her diary?
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *my face turns even redder*
Lola Loud: *defensively* Look, it’s nothing personal, and I don’t share what I find with anyone. I just like to know who I’m competing against. Even if they are our best friends.
Beats.
Luan Loud: Well, no wonder your relationship is on the rox. *laughs* Get it?
Lola Loud: *rolls my eyes* Ugh.
Green Rectangle: *deadpans* But seriously, you gotta kick that habit of yours. It’s gonna get you into trouble one of these days.
Lola Loud: *sighs*
Lizzie the Flower: I think it already has.
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *hops out of the beanbag chair and slinks out of the room*
Luan Loud and Green Rectangle: *sighs and turns back to our homework*
Green Rectangle: I mean, really? “I’m Berry Sorry”? That’s no opening line for a comedic apology.
Luan Loud: *shakes my head* Tsk tsk. What were you thinking, Lola and Lizzie?
Slide transition cuts to Lola and Lizzie in Lori and Leni’s room after school. Lori’s brow furrows as they process everything Lola and Lizzie told them.
Mr. Krabs: Hmm. Just to be clear, you did ask her why she’s so upset, right?
Lizzie the Flower: Yes! Several times! And she only got more angry at us!
Lori Loud: *folds my arms* Sounds to me like she’s not really being fair to you, Lola. All relationships are based around clear communication. She can’t just expect you to literally read her mind.
Lola Loud: *purses my lips and strokes my chin for a moment*
Lizzie the Flower: Yeah. You’re right! She’s not being fair to me at all! If I don’t know what I did wrong, how am I supposed to make it right?
Mr. Krabs: Exactly. And you need to tell her that.
Lola Loud: Yeah! We should tell her that, shouldn’t we? I don’t know why we didn’t come to you sooner.
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *gives Lori a hug* Thanks, Lori. You’re the best.
Lori Loud: *smiles and returns the embrace* Always happy to help.
Mr. Krabs: Thank you, Lola. Thank you, Lizzie
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: marches out of the room, confident and determined. Leni walks in carrying a small red box.
Leni Loud: *sheepishly* I’m sorry, Lori. I couldn’t find your sweater. But I got you something.
Lori Loud: *takes the box and opens it, finding an edible arrangement inside*
She deadpans.
Lori Loud: Really, Leni? “I’m Berry Sorry”? This literally has to be the cheesiest attempt at an apology I’ve ever seen.
Leni Loud: Um, there’s no cheese in there, Lori. It’s chocolate-covered strawberries. I don’t think they even make edible arrangements with cheese.
Lori Loud: *sighs and facepalms*
Squidward Tentacles: Moron.
Slide transition. Lana is taking Lincoln by the hand to her room.
Lana Loud: I’m tellin’ you, guys. This has gotten really bad.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where's Lizzie, Lana?
Lana Loud: She's in Lola's room. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Lola and Lizzie get this upset before. *knocks on the door* Lola? Lizzie? We’re coming in. *opens the door to my room*
Lola is curled up in her canopy bed, sobbing and eating a tub of ice cream. Two empty tubs lie on the floor.
Yellow Rectangle: Yikes. You weren’t kidding, Lana.
Lizzie the Flower: Are you kidding me?
Lana Loud: Oh, it gets worse. *turns to Lola and Lizzie* Hey, Lola? You’re getting ice cream all over your sheets.
Lola Loud: *depressed* I don’t care. *noms a bit of ice cream*
Lana Loud: *turns back to SpongeBob, Lincoln and Yellow* See?
Lizzie the Flower: *sobs*
Lincoln Loud: Oof. Yeah, I see what you mean. And this was all because of that diary?
Lola Loud: Her diary is evil, Lincoln. I was too mean to have no good friends. *noms some more ice cream, then chokes back sobs*
Lincoln Loud: *sighs and sits down between Lola and Lizzie* C’mon, Liz and Lo’. Don’t talk like that. I know you can be difficult at times, but you still deserve to have friends. And I’d bet anything about Lindsey's evil diary saw you like this, she’d see just how much her friendship means to you.
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *looks up at SpongeBob, Lincoln and Yellow*
After a pause, she bawls her eyes out and hugs them.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln Loud and Yellow Rectangle: *affectionately strokes her hair*
SpongeBob SquarePants: There there. It’s okay. We're right here.
Lola Loud: *sobs* Oh, Spongy. I-I’d do anything to fix this. B-but I don’t even know what I did wrong. Her evil diary hates me.
Lincoln Loud: *strokes my chin in thought*
Suddenly, his expression brightens.
Lincoln Loud: Well, if we just get her diary.
Lola Loud and Lizzie the Flower: H-huh?
Lincoln Loud: Just a sec. *darts out of the room and returns in a matter of seconds, dressed in my Ace Savvy uniform* The deck may be stacked against you, Lola, but something about this whole thing feels off. So I’m gonna get to the bottom of it, Ace Savvy style. *pulls a deck of cards out of my pocket, only for a few of them to fly around the room* Dang it. I still can’t get that right.
Lana Loud: *smirks* Hey, Ace. How about you deal in the Royal Flush for this one?
Lola Loud: L-Lana… L-Lizzie…
Lizzie the Flower: Lola, it's you.
Lana Loud: *scoffs* Don’t act so surprised, Lols. I told you before; if something like this is bothering you, I wanna help.
Lola Loud: *smiles through my tears* Thanks so much, you guys. I-I seriously owe you both for this.
Lincoln Loud: As Ace Savvy would say, it’s no big deal. *pulls out another deck of cards, but once again, the cards go flying everywhere* Dang it.
All eyes turn to a snide voice entering the conversation. The voice belongs to a six-year-old girl with long orange hair, a red bow, and a royal purple dress with frills. Recognizing her voice, Lincoln narrows his eyes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lindsey Sweetwater? Why would you be interested in this?
Lindsey Sweetwater: Oh, haven’t you heard? I’ve been helping because of my evil diary this horrible ordeal. *to Lizzie* It was so mean what Lola did to you, wasn’t it, dearie?
Lizzie the Flower: So, you know what Lola did?
Lindsey Sweetwater: Of course I do. But let’s not get off-track here. You said Lola was willing to do anything to fix this, right? Even, say, I don’t know, giving up pageants forever?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lizzie the Flower, Lincoln and Lana Loud: *gasps in horror*
Yellow Rectangle: Are you crazy?! That's your diary?! That’s completely unreasonable!
Lindsey Sweetwater: Is it, though? In fact, she should also confess that she cheated in all of her pageants and give those trophies to their rightful owners.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *sputters* Th-that’s even more unreasonable! Lola has never cheated to win a pageant, ever!
Lindsey Sweetwater: Oh? How do you know for sure?
Lana Loud: *snorts angrily and rolls up my sleeves* I wanna hit her. Can I hit her?
Lincoln Loud: Easy, Lana. We’re still in school.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *to Lincoln* Do be a dear and tell Lola to meet me at the pageant hall after school tomorrow, would you? And feel free to let her know what the stakes are.
Lincoln Loud: Can we also tell her what she actually did to deserve all this?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *thinks for a moment, and then smiles evilly* What did I tell you about listening to Lola? You have to take everything she says with a shovelful of salt.
Lizzie the Flower: Lindsey Sweetwater, Lana's got the point.
Lana Loud: *furious* I’m gonna give you a shovelful of salt in a minute, you little—
Lindsey Sweetwater: Up bup bup! Temper temper. Unless, of course, you want Principal Huggins to get in on this.
Lana Loud and Lizzie the Flower: *snarls and stands down*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Well, I think it’s time we took our leave. Adieu, Mr. Pageant Coach. Adieu, *sneers at Lana and Lizzie* Little Miss Prim and Perfect.
Lana and Lizzie’s eyes go wide.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Oh yes. I know all about that. And just FYI, Lola will have to admit to cheating to win that one, too. So sorry, but them’s the breaks.
Lana Loud: *throws my hat to the ground in frustration* Dang it! This isn’t fair! We can’t let Lola go through with this, guys!
Yellow Rectangle: You’ll get no argument from me, Lans and Liz. *my brow furrows* Still, what’re we gonna do? We still don’t know what about Lindsey's diary.
Lizzie the Flower: Whatever it is, it can’t be so bad that Lola has to give up doing what she loves to make up for it. I don’t know about you, but you smell a rat, Lana.
Lana Loud: One that wears way too much perfume.
Lincoln Loud: *nods* My thoughts exactly. But we’re gonna need proof.
Lana Loud: How’re we gonna get that?
Lincoln Loud: *thinks for a moment, and then smirks.* Just leave that to the Man with the Plan.
Slide transition cuts to the pageant hall later that day. Lincoln is hiding in the supply closet equipped with his walkie talkie and a tape recorder. He turns on his walkie talkie.
Lincoln Loud: Ace Savvy to Royal Flush. Come in, Royal Flush.
We see Lizzie and Lana appear in a split-screen shot. She is hiding behind a rack of dresses as she spies on a group of girls gossiping. Lindsey is with them.
Lana Loud: This is Royal Flush; I read you loud and clear. What’s the switch?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That diary. Any sign of Sweetwater?
Lizzie the Flower: She’s out here gabbing with the other girls. Probably gloating about how she plans to take down Lola.
Lincoln Loud: *nods* Perfect. Commence Operation: Find Out Why Lindsey Has Her Diary.
Lizzie the Flower: Starting the operation now.
Lana Loud: I'm on it. *turns off my walkie talkie and removes my cap, reveals Hops* Okay, boy. You’ve got one shot at this. Make it count. It's your funeral.
Hops: *nods and hops into one of the dresses on the rack*
He pokes his head out and aims for Lindsey.
Lindsey Sweetwater: It’s the dawn of a new era, girls. After tomorrow, Lola Loud will be history. Unfortunately, My diary controls everything from being evil.
Some of the girls snicker, while a few just look concerned.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Yes, yes. It’s quite funny. But let’s not focus on that diary. She’s had a hard enough time, don’t you think? I mean, after what Lola did, I’m surprised she hasn’t—
At that moment, Hops lashes out his tongue and licks Lindsey’s cheek, leaving a mucus residue. Lindsey spins around, furious.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Okay, who’s the wise guy?! What even is—?
She places a hand to her cheek, only to discover the gross texture of Hops’s mucus.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Ew~! Ew ew ew~! Ugh, when I find out who did this, heads are gonna roll! *storms off towards the dressing room*
Lana Loud: *high-fives Hops' tongue and contacts SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln* This is Royal Flush. Phase One is complete.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* HER DIARY!
Yellow Rectangle: SpongeBob, what are we gonna do?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We must destroy her diary.
Yellow Rectangle: You're right. She does need our help. We must stop this madness! It's all that diary's fault! Her diary is evil! Her diary must be destroyed!
Slide transition to the twins’ room later that day. SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln and Lana have just finished playing the tape recording for Lola. Understandably, she has a shocked look on her face.
Lola Loud: Holy shamoley. I-I don’t believe this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah. I know. It’s a lot to take in. Are you gonna be—?
Lola Loud: How can we get rid of that diary like Prison Pageants and Princess Pony at the same time?!
Lincoln Loud: *does a double take* Wait, what?
Lola Loud: I mean, that’s not the only thing I’m surprised about, but out of everything, that just makes the least amount of sense! Prison Pageants and Princess Pony are complete opposites of one another! That’s like someone playing violent video games and also sleeping with a stuffed bunny at night!
Lincoln Loud: *deadpans and clears my throat*
Lola Loud: *looks up at him for a beat* I stand by what I said. *pats Lincoln’s head* And I still love you, Linky.
Yellow Rectangle: I love you, Lola.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And I love you.
Lana Loud: Wait, hold up. It sounds like you didn’t know that her diary.
Lola Loud: Well, of course I didn’t know that. It certainly wasn’t in her diary.
Lincoln Loud: Hang on. You read Lindsey’s diary?
Lola Loud: *groans* I know, I know. I went over this with Luan and Green. I’m gonna work on breaking that habit. That’s not the point. The point is I honestly had no idea she liked Princess Pony. And even if I did, I wouldn’t use it against her like that. Only someone really petty like Lindsey Sweetwater would… do… something… like…
She trails off as she starts piecing things together.
Lana Loud: Uh, you okay, Lola?
Lola Loud: I-I didn’t actually do anything wrong. Lindsey Sweetwater must’ve written her diary.
Yellow Rectangle: Are you sure about that? I mean, she was acting really suspicious, but I don’t think we have anything conclusive on her.
After a pause.
Lola Loud: *smiles at SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln and Lana* Thanks for all your help, you four. I’ll take it from here.
Lana Loud: You sure about that, Lola? Sponge, Yellow, Linc and I can do some more sleuthing if you want.
Lola Loud: Thanks, but you guys have done enough, and I’m very grateful for it. Now, would you please excuse me? I’d like to be alone.
Lana Loud: Uh, sure. C’mon, Lincoln. *leads SpongeBob, Yellow and Lincoln out of my room and closes the door.
After a beat, they hear Lola snicker. The snicker soon turns into full-on maniacal laughter.
Lincoln Loud: Should we be worried?
Lana Loud: I think the only one who needs to be worried is Lindsey Sweetwater.
SpongeBob SquarePants: She’s about to find out the hard way what happens when you make Lola mad.
Lola’s maniacal laughter continues.
Lincoln Loud: Sis. I’m sure glad I’m not in her shoes.
Lana Loud: Ditto.
Slide transition to the pageant hall the next day. Lola enters the scene, her backpack slung over her shoulder. She spots Lindsey waiting for her on stage.
Lola Loud: *takes a deep breath and joins her on the stage*
Lindsey Sweetwater: *sneers* Hello, Loud.
Lola Loud: Sweetwater.
Beats.
Lindsey Sweetwater: I’ve been waiting a long time for this, Lola Loud. No matter what I did, I was always left in your shadow. You were always the one in control. But you’re not calling the shots this time. I am. And you will not—
Lola Loud: *interrupts* Where’s that evil diary?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *blinks* Pardon? Oh, right. Evil diary is 
Lola Loud: *crosses my arms* Who I really am, huh? And just what is that, exactly?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *chuckles and circles Lola like a hungry wolf*
Lola Loud: *continues to stare at her with bemused contempt*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Oh, don’t play dumb. We both know the truth. You, Lola Loud, are nothing but a spoiled little brat who will do anything and hurt anyone to get what she wants. You only care about yourself and no one else. That’s why no one likes you. That’s why you have no friends.
Lola Loud: *lets out an angry snort before quickly regaining my composure*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Actually, I take that back. It’s not sad at all. Because here’s the thing, Lola Loud. A monster like you doesn’t deserve to have all those trophies, and you certainly don’t deserve to have friends. So I’m taking it all away from you and leaving you with nothing, which is what you deserve. But hey, don’t get upset. Like you say all the time, it’s nothing personal.
All is silent for a time.
Lola Loud: You done?
Lindsey Sweetwater: Yes, I am. And so are you. It’s time for you to admit that you’ve lost.
Lola Loud: *sighs and brushes some lint off of her shoulders* You think you know me so well, don’t you?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *smugly* Well, of course I do.
Lola Loud: Do you, Lindsey Sweetwater? Do you really? *begins pacing back and forth* I mean, I’m not going to deny everything you said. It’s true. I can be selfish, and bossy, and bratty, and a lot of other stuff. Honestly, sometimes I’m so evil, I even scare myself.
She stops pacing and gives Lindsey a dark look.
Lola Loud: But no matter how bad I get, at least I’m nothing like you.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *scoffs* And, how is that a good thing for you, exactly? Of course you’re nothing like me. I’m the good guy here.
Lola Loud: *lets out a hollow laugh* Oh, that’s just adorable. You? The good guy? Please. Hey, you know what good guys don’t do? They don’t go around framing people for crimes they themselves committed.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Oh, c’mon. You were going to do it eventually. All I did was hurry things along.
Lola Loud: *menacingly* Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Lindsey Sweetwater. Because if you did that, I’d be very mad. And when I get mad, El Diablo gets upset. And when El Diablo gets upset, well… *giggles evilly* You don’t wanna know what happens next.
Lindsey Sweetwater: *smirks* Really?
SpongeBob SquarePants: ALRIGHT, LINDSEY SWEETWATER, THAT'S ENOUGH TALKING! COME QUIETLY OR THE COPS WILL TAKE YOU TO JAIL BY FORCE!
Squidward Tentacles: WHAT?!
Lindsey Sweetwater: And who’s El Diablo?
Lola Loud: Oh, you haven’t met El Diablo? He’s one of my sister Lana’s pets. Here, I’ll introduce you. *unslings my backpack from my back and opens it up* Oh, El Diablo~! Come on out, boy~!
El Diablo: *rasps and pokes my head out of Lola’s bag*
Lindsey’s eyes nearly pop out of her skull, and she turns as white as a sheet.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Wh-wh-why do you have th-that thing here?!
Lola Loud: What’s the matter, Sweetwater? Lost your nerve?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *laughs nervously* Y-you’re bluffing. I-if you sick that thing on me, I’ll—
Lola Loud: Don’t you remember what I told you, Lindsey Sweetwater? I don’t do stuff like that without a reason. So, wanna give me one?
Lindsey Sweetwater: *trembles all over*
As she backs away from Lola.
Lindsey Sweetwater: Th-this isn’t over, Loud! I-I’ll bring you down yet! You haven’t heard the last of Lindsey Sweet—
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rips Lindsey's diary*
Lindsey Sweetwater: My diary!
El Diablo: *hisses, causing Lindsey to jump*
Lindsey Sweetwater: Eeek~! M-M-M-MOMMY~! *darts off, my tail between my legs*
Fish Cop: Alright, Lindsey Sweetwater, you look like you got a dart on your leg. It looks like it's time to go to jail. *arrests Lindsey*
Lindsey Sweetwater: No. I didn't do anything.
Fish Cop: Come on, Lindsey you're coming with me. *takes Lindsey*
Lindsey Sweetwater: NOOOOOOOOO!
Lola Loud: *smirks and pats El Diablo on the head*
SpongeBob SquarePants: We did it, Lola. We destroyed her diary.
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Not until you've ruined it. I'm outta here. *leaves*
Yellow Rectangle: What do you say, Lola?
Lola Loud: *offers my right hand and smiles* It's a deal.
Yellow Rectangle: *shakes Lola's hand*
Lola Loud: Come on, let's go home.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You say so.
Yellow Rectangle: Well, we're heading now. Yeah. Of course, okay. Well, I guess this is it. She grew up so fast.
It cuts in black and it says “THE END”. Episode ends.
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