Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039)

Great Uncle Siberia (born 1039) is an English womble who currently resides at the Wimbledon Burrow, where he serves as a Burrow Elder. He was born at the Old Wimbledon Burrow in 1039 and relocated to the Wimbledon Burrow shortly after its construction in 1816. He has advised both leaders of the Wimbledon Burrow; Great-Great Aunt Thessaly and Great Uncle Bulgaria, during their times in office. Due to his age and wisdom, Siberia is a respected member of the womble community and is often asked for advice by the younger wombles.
In July 2022, Siberia received the Resilience Ray, a ray invented by Leonardo which rejuvenates an individual whilst still leaving their outward appearance unchanged, which is particularly desirable to wombles, due the the respect accorded to age in Womble society. Shortly after receiving his Resilience Ray, Siberia participated in the 2022 Womble Summer Faire. Later that day, Siberia was one of the elderly wombles involved in the 2022 Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub Fiasco, in which the Resilience Ray caused Siberia and nineteen other elderly wombles to lose their normal inhibitions and sense of responsibility and become reckless, which would result in them visiting the Brindles Nighclub, where they danced, rapped and imbibed recreational drugs including cannabis and Swag. This lack of concern for responsibilities would eventually lead to Great Uncle Bulgaria establishing the Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub in the Wimbledon Burrow, which resulted in 40% of the burrow’s population departing due to the loud music and circulating drugs. The unintended effects of the Resilience Ray wore off later that day and that elderly wombles had mostly mostly forgotten what had happened. Siberia struggled to believe he was involved in the 2022 Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub Fiasco, as he could not remember most of the events of that evening, including imbibing Swag or recording a music video with Great Uncle Bulgaria, Solomon and others. In the days following the 2022 Wimbledon Burrow Nightclub Fiasco, Siberia felt “ashamed and embarrassed” for his participation in the incident and was concerned that wombles would lose respect for him due to it.
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