10 Fun Facts about Modern Day Atlanteans

(salvaged from Gold Joinee Brake's Karmadrome site)
* Atlanteans like to wear clam shells, held in place by strings of sea-weed. Because they can’t conceive of anything less harsh on the skin like, for example, some sort of sea-weed woven fabric.
* Atlanteans have webbed feet, which make it hard to buy comfortable shoes.
* Atlanteans lose their legs for giant fishy tails when they get wet. This means they prefer baths to showers, and generally don’t wash their hands in public toilets.
* Small children and animals hiss and spit at Atlanteans. Only dolphins know why.
* Atlanteans can talk to dolphins. This is as a result of a desperate attempt to get anyone to listen to them. Most dolphins, much like most humans, choose to ignore them.
* Baby Atlanteans communicate in a series of ultrasonic noises and squeaks. Adult Atlanteans make only a little bit more sense.
* An anagram of Atlantean is ‘Anal T Aten’. Which is Atlantean for ‘I’ve got a lot of crap to say, being, as I am, a disk of the sun.’ Possibly.
* Atlanteans dislike pirates, and the two often shout at each other in public. Yarrrrr!
* The Guinness Book of Records for the most Atlantean Clowns in a miniature car is none. Because Atlanteans take themselves too seriously, and don’t stoop to the dizzy depths of humour. Or perhaps simply because...
* Atlanteans don’t actually exist. Not in this lifetime, pal.
There ARE genuinely people out there who believe they are Atlanteans. But they probably take it a lot more seriously than most.