Cockroach

Cockroaches are evil bugs that eat peoples food and they are super gross. They are the children of chickens, and taste like isopoids. They will eat the fish in your fish tanks and leave behind a randsom. 
== Warning: This paragraph is written by a cockroach ==
Hello hue mans, I is cockroach. me eat your ice cream and give dog fleas.
Me fight stoo pid kid named Murfee
== Life ==
It went to universal studios and ate food that people dropped. Than he disided to go see the world because he had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars that people had dropped so he went on a world tour. when he got back, he was drafted to go to war against Murfee and was squashed in the process.
== New Life ==
Cockroaches are currenting workly at TESLA an they're making brain chips so that they can install the cockroach app into your brain and make you feed the cockroaches Burger King.
== New New Life ==
Hi. I'm the cockroach in your brain. Do you believe in Socialism? I do; I'm a cockroach. I believe that Capitalism is inherently exploitative and that it should be abolished. If you have nothing and you support Capitalism, then you're actively working against your own best interests. Bye.
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