When Life Gives You Lemons...

When Life Gives You Lemons... is the fifth prompt in I Kaden's Ten Words of Wisdom.
== Prompt ==
"Lemonade stand! Business is low... How do you draw attention?"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# TuffMunki2.0 - "Well, time to get out the ol' stripper pole." (⬆7)
# BadDevs - "'This better be worth it', I sigh, pulling down my- " (⬆4)
# Schweckness - "lemonaaaade! lemonaaaaaaaaade! ya want lemonade?" ...I SAID, L̶̥̎͐̉̽̆E̶̮̜̔̈́M̴͓͕̲̹̮̓̏͗̀̃Ō̵̩͙̠̲N̷̖̗̦̘̍́͝Ã̷͇̗̺̀D̴̟̩̘̣̀̒̾E̷̯̩̹̓͂̍͌!̸̦̀̕!̵̫̀͝!̵͉́̍͠!̵̙̅̍!̴̘̙̌̿̋͒͠" (⬆13)
# Mx. Rose - "Eureka! I’ll just pull up my parents divorce for sympathy!!" (⬆18)
# SoftPretze1CrunchyPretze1 - "All proceeds go to the impoverished!" (Technically true...I'm broke.)" (♻)
# MiddleEarthRocks - "IF YOU BUY THIS LEMONADE, THEN- where’s everyone going?" (⬆11)
# Cherryycobbler - "I just need a duck to walk up here..." (⬆5)
# TomTheMemester10 - "Buy one get one free. If not, it’ll be pee." (⬆3)
# ZeMedicisaSpy - "Eh, probably just needs a touch more radiation, no biggie." (⬇7)
# VixAppearsSometimez - "Attention? Put gunpowder in the lemonade. Business will definitely be booming.." (⬆10)
# .JUNk0.2009 - "BUY THIS OR YOU'LL BE MAKING SOME IN YOUR PANTS!!!" (⬆15)
# Alec's glasses - "🎵A duck walked up to a customer.🎵 "Want any lemonade?" (⬇2)
# Miggle 2.0 - "... I might... have to slip a little bit of crack-" (⬆16)
# Harold's Nuggets - "I'll sell cocaine on the side." (⬆31)
# Ls mark - "Time to introduce lemonade 2" (⬇12)
# Therealhyunjin - "Spike it... become the life of the party 🤭" (⬆8)
# YourFavouriteAlejandroStan - "1 dollar equals 1 second of nudity. NOW PROFIT." (⬆10)
# TopherButNo - "PAY TWICE AS MUCH AND GET A FREE GLASS." (⬇5)
# LemonCreamPie - "*screams GET YOUR LEMONADE HERE incomprehensibly loudly into a speaker*" (⬇5)
# WaterUnderscoreBoy - "I'll drum up business with my drums my mom bought!"(⬇11)
# Fozthefox5 - "Do "lemonade crunchy ice sip it once sip it twice" game." (⬇16)
# Arocknrolllover4life - "Start selling N.R.G. Fitness Water instead." (⬆1)
# Allright campers - "Quit on the spot, then go home and start crying :)" (⬇4) 
# V0C4L01DD - "Say that you're broke and need money for college, easy." (⬆30)
# HeyHackett - "Lemonade 2.0: Less lemon, more sugar. Oh wait, that's soda-" (⬇24)
# Click124 - "Sell it in an airport! Oh but my terrorism charges…" (⬆16)
# Annieonthexbox - "Change the sign to "free sephora". It’ll be a hit." (⬆10)
# Wett123 - "Uhhh… I’ll pay a homeless guy to advertise our lemonade." (⬆23)
# Trrent - "Smack posters in people's face. That will leave a mark!" (⬇22) 
# Prokaryotic cell gaming - "*pisses in jar* 'Pwease buy my lemonade..🥺' *fakes coughing* "Waaaaa..."" (⬇5)
# XLSCX - "Add more zest! It’ll be refreshing to consume actual potency." (⬇13)
# Carrot cruncher - "Make a sign saying "1 for the price of 1!" (⬆7)
# Mancity fan 2023 - "When all else fails, rope in passers-by with a lasso." (⬇29)
# Smilelyhermit - "Make a huge sign saying get lemonade, get a kitten!" (⬆19)
# Agente860vas - "Alcoholic lemonade for adults, and sugary lemonade for the kids!" (⬇4)
# JustYourSarcasticFriend - "Say 'This tastes like wine, delicious!' to the customers." (⬆5)
# Dragocorn 63 alt - "Do some TikTok dances! They’re popular plus I like dancing!" (⬆11)
# Ferocious flatulence - "Buy two get one free sale for limited time only." (⬆12)
# MidnightsLover13 - "Everyone gets a free robux giftcard with every purchase!" (⬇4)
# Epic Felidae Fan - "Tell everyone they'll get a free copy of FNAF's movie." (⬇10)
# Tiny31boom - "Light people who don’t like lemonade on fire." (⬇13)
# Accounty the Sequel - "I force it down their throats then demand they pay." (⬇21)
# CraigsterCore - "Hold people at gun point to buy my lemonade." (➡)
# Frozenhusk - "Buy my drink or I will physically assault you." (⬇10)
# InsanelyLameyAmy - "Play the TMNT Theme at max volume (all of them)." (⬆1)
# Maria.ionescu.5437 - "I'll just sing "Fresh Lemonade" to lure customers." (⬇6)
# The One and Only Brasicaserliy Fan - "Make the Lemonade free and scream "THERES FREE LEMONADE! HERE!" (⬇15)
# EndarkenedGD - "Set it up on top of someone else's moving vehicle." (⬇33)
# SlatchytheDog - "They’re gonna starve unless they drink my lemons!" (⬆3)
# No1IzzyFan - "Simply put up a sign saying: Lemonade, ten dollars." (⬇14)
# BearTeam33 - "Do a 90% sale and drop prices to 11 I’m so generous." (⬇2)
# Vincent - "The lemonade has lots of sugar and it’s really tasty." (⬆3)
# The One and Only Jantzen - "Mmm, buy huge ass jug of lemonade, I do. AMONGUS." (⬇15)
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "ChatGPT told me to stop asking it for answers." (⬇7)
# User:Xsimmo369 - "Host Events: such as Parties, Summer Fairs, School Fêtes etc." (⬇11)
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "With chicks and LGTBQ+ contents of course!" (⬇23)
== Pressure Test - Idiot Box ==
The bottom six - the six users whose answers were ranked worst - were put in the Pressure Test, where they would be given less time to respond to a new prompt.
"You're given an empty box. How do you use it?"
=== Answers and Rankings ===
# BearTeam33 - "I’d cut it out into a nightclub for small objects."
# Somoene WhoLoveAmongUs2346 - "Never open it. Might be a trap!"
# The One and Only Jantzen - "I grab the box and store my air collection."
# THE INHERITANCE RESSURECTED - "I use the box as a stylish hat."
# Xsimmo369 - "Do whatever you wish with it."
# Lainslayschangemymind - "I’m gonna put all of my figures."
== Elimination ==
Rank	Contestant 	Reason
56th	Lainslayschangemymind	Frequently struggling in the beginning, Vincent placed in the bottom half in all of the first three rounds, somehow dodging bullets and avoiding the Pressure Test all the way. Things changed in Round 4, when a tongue-in-cheek non-answer landed her in 55th of 57 responders. Luckily for her, though her Pressure Test response was ranked last, there were two contestants who didn't even respond in that test, allowing her to advance to Round 5. But the misfortune continued, with a lackluster execution in the prompt, and an even worse and borderline incomprehensible response in the Pressure Test resulting in her elimination and a quick trip to Redemption to fight for her life.
55th	Xsimmo369 	One of the original non-answerers, Xsimmo improved over the next few rounds after surviving the first Pressure Test mostly by luck. However, they never peaked higher than the bottom half, earning two low rankings and one dishonorable mention before the final failure, entering the Pressure Test in Round 5. With Redemption looming, will Xsimmo beat the odds and survive longer than anticipated? Only time will tell
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