Stu

Stuart Knox is best friends with Randy Snutz and one of the central members of The Crew. He is a permanent guest on Hey Randy! 
He is played by comedian Dan Lippert. 
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
* Has never worn sunglasses
* He has had his identity stolen
=== Education ===
* Watched Outbreak in biology class
=== Employment History ===
* His kombucha company KomStucha went under before it got off the ground 
* Had a smoothie company, Stu-thie
* Has worked as a dirt bike apparel model
* Worked at Subway
* Worked at Claire's
* Is an online therapist
* Has an Etsy store selling Fathead-style celebrity stickers
* Works at Shanice's acupuncture place
=== Notable Medical Issues ===
* Has "Feminist" tattooed on arm
* Has an Esther Perel male mating in captivity tattoo
* Doctor has told him he is shooting blanks
* Once hurt himself blading
* Has penis-adjacent rash
* Has gauged ears
* Had double Walking Pneumonia
* Has yellowed armpits
* Developed scoliosis
* Has botched tattoo of Malala
* Has had multiple yeast infections
* Hospitalized from having head cupped
=== Other Interests ===
* Papadias
* Teva sandals
* Tool the band
== Notable Quotes ==
"...I'm all about gossip and duplicity..."
"You learn a lot about your own opinions when you see who agrees with them."
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