Spinach

Spinach is a very special plant and Vegetable that gives you Super Strong muscles that you can use to Asplode evil bad guys who are trying to steal your girlfriend. This food is a rival to the drink gives you wings, Red Bull.
==History==
It all started a long, long time ago, where Ceiling Cat was trying to feed a young Happycat (formerly named Tac) some vegetables. Yeah, we know cats are carnivores, though you gotta have a balanced diet! Tac was refusing to eat any veggies on his table, only wanting to consume Cheezburgers and nothing else. Ceiling Cat decided to go to his stepfather Chuck Norris in order to figure out what to do. Chuck Norris came with the idea to invent a new type of vegetable; one that will give a person extraordinary powers. Tac still hated the food, but he has a supreme energy boost and made him come back for more. Stupidly enough, Happycat accidentally dropped his Spinach, and it landed on the Earth, where it remained undiscovered until the quiet year of 1929, a time where the economy was screwed up and the only thing you could do was watch old Mickey Mouse cartoons.
2000 or so years ago, an ancestor of Popeye the Sailor Man was in the dumps, since he felt really weak and couldn't lift the rocks that he was carrying for some job. He discovered the strange new vegetable in the forest of Perisa and ate it, and it gave him some amazing strength. Enough power to be toe-to-toe with Super Strong Giant Person. He was able to transport the stones within record time. And so, the popeye ancestor decided to collect and start cultivating the Spinach, selling it off in cans filled with water and, of course, seaweed spinach. Nowadays, the Popeye lineage still uses Spinach to this day, though Popeye nowadays uses it to beat up the dwarf planet Pluto so he doesn't kidnap his jar of Olive Oil. Spinach is still used sometimes by other people, though McDonald's has been making sure to keep this super special plant in check, much to Sooubway's disappointment.
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