Flip Flops

Contrary to popular belief Flip Flops (the popular summer time foot wear) did not get their name from the noise they make whilst people are walking in them. The name actually comes formt he french designer, Monsieur Phillippe Fillop. Mr Fillop has also lent his name to describe a certain movie made with John Oliver and Mike Myers that can only be described as a stinking pile of human excriment in the form of moving pictures. Hence the name 'flop'.
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