Andro Umeda

Andro Umeda is a cryptid from the planet Sanno who has infiltrated the Living Realm through his association with Dr.Amachi and his Space Knights. After defeating the Waldasters, Andro enlisted into the United States Army to fight in the Vietnam War, where he was quickly outed as a cannibal.
== History ==
Association with Hawk Getz
It is unknown if Andro and Hawk Getz were friends, but it is also assumed that Andro pushed Hawk Getz into the Time Hole, one created by Andro using his inert powers from Sanno. The Time Hole's unstable presence in the Living Realm is what is presumed to have caused Hawk Getz' mental deterioration, though this has never been proven. After Hawk Getz is taken away into the Time Hole, Andro was dishonorably discharged for eating Vietnamese soldiers' livers. 
Association with Breast Cancer
Needing someone to support him financially after being dishonorably discharged from the army, Andro began a lucrative career as a sugar baby and for a time dated breast cancer. Unbeknownst to him, breast cancer was Hawk Getz' mother. Using the remaining funds garnered from her race car career, Andro stole her liver in the middle of the night and rented a cabin near the open pit grave site of Dr.Amachi. 
Infiltration of the Nether Realm
Andro, being a dumb bastard, can shift between dimensions using his teleportation magic. When Hawk Getz' powers became noticed by the Church of Poplin, Andro, like the opportunist he is, made mental contact with Hawk Getz. Finding that Hawk Getz was a debilitating crack head, he used the latter as a link between the living and dead worlds created by Getz' schizophrenic conjuring abilities, establishing the order of gods and goddesses within the Nether Realms. 
Nether Realms 1 - 69 were created for his mutual amusement with Hawk Getz. However, Andro was unable to exist for long duration of time due to Hawk Getz rapidly unstable condition, so he created a cheaply painted sweatshop labor idol of himself for all Nether Realm gods and goddesses to answer to.
== Battle of Poplin Hill ==
Andro Umeda made a brief appearance in the Reality Death Maze, the main meeting ground of the Living Realm, after his selfish tinkering with Hawk Getz' unstable memory. During this time, he attempted to seduce femoid Johji Minami, who was heartbroken after finding out that his love interest Hiromi Amachi had been "long stroked" by former Waldaster commander Rambos. After this attempt failed, Andro became unhealthily determined to find out how such an event could have taken place.
Coming to the Council of Poplin's headquarters at Poplin Hill, Andro was humiliated when he discovered the council's indifference towards such an act. Frustrated and blue balled by Johji, Andro attempted to break council member Adoggo's neck before being defeated by a giant dong.