The Man vs Jesse

The rivalry between The Man and Jesse first sparked when The Man pulled up to Jesse's House after doing a background check on him, and discovering that he was an active slinger of marijuana. He took to buying his product as an attempt at getting closer to him, as he had seen he and Damien in public before. Jesse declined immediately as he saw The Man come through his front gate, telling him that whatever he was selling, he wasn't buying. The Man couldn't help but walk towards him, on the verge of tears. Jesse picked up a shovel, and began swatting at him until he left.
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The fire finally erupted after The Man took to spying on Jesse as a last resort, before seeing he and Damien snuggled up on Jesse's bed. He tried to find a way to believe that they could just be friends. He convinced himself, and continued watching. He continued to be convinced until Jesse began rubbing up and down Damien's sides, kissing him on the lips, and his neck. The Man bit his tongue, but continued watching, imagining that he was Jesse. Jesse continued to play around with Damien, even biting and nibbling softly on his neck, before tongue hugging him. The Man enjoyed this, happily imagining himself as Jesse. The two continued to kiss and hold each other, before Jesse kissed Damien, his hands gripping his shirt. Damien helped Jesse take his shirt off, revealing that the two had insanely different body types. The Man grew uneasy immediately, but continued to watch, before the two kicked the blankets off of the bed, revealing that Damien had Jesse's shirt on, along with no pants, and only his boxers. The two pressed their hands up against each other, and began rolling around sloppily on the bed, before The Man heard Jesse's voice, seeing that nothing about he and Jesse were similar, but instead, incredibly different. The two continued kissing as Damien felt up and down on Jesse, making The Man wildly uncomfortable, and close to giving up and leaving. The Man spotted all of the couple related objects in the room, as well as most of Damien's iconic and casual items in the room, before realizing that Damien lived with Jesse and slept in the same room as him.
Jesse and Damien continued to feel up and down each other, before Jesse slid freely between Damien's legs, re-enacting one of The Man's fantasies, without knowing. Jesse continued to kiss up and down Damien's stomach, pulling his shirt up more and more, before almost completely revealing him. Jesse continued to leave little love marks all over him, before The Man began to cry. Damien slid his fingers into Jesse's short, brown, fluffy hair, before kissing him on his forehead. The two continued their little marathon, but alas, The Man continued to watch, as he was planning to use this for material for his book. Jesse and Damien continued what they were doing, as Jesse continued sliding up and down his legs, before snuggling into his neck, kissing and biting his way up, making Damien blurt out an "I love you". Jesse smiled widely, before kissing his boyfriend on the lips, looking at him up and down with love. Jesse went back down, pushing his head into Damien's stomach and chest. The Man continued watching, telling Jared all about what was occuring. The couple petted each other, and went on to curl up before nestling into each other. Jesse continued to nuzzle into Damien, making Damien giggle softly as he played with Jesse's hair. Jesse rested soundly on top of Damien's chest, legs between Damien's as The Man watched in horror and disgust. Jesse rested until Damien softly wiggled his hands between Jesse's arms, pulling him up to him, before kissing him softly and hugging him tightly. Jesse rolled over, before getting under the covers, pulling Damien into his arms. The two had a small conversation before going back to making out, until Damien was the one on top, making The Man lose it. The two rubbed against each other, smiling and snogging, making The Man fall off of his ladder, before throwing up and crying. The Man declared his hatred for Jesse that night.
This is a parasocial rivalry, meaning that one party has no idea that the other party hates them, nor has a full-blown rivalry with them.
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