Vega Swift (episode)/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Vega Swift".
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(Poppy is on the stage about to introduce Nova Swift.)
Poppy: Troll Village, time for another Trend Report, where we hear what’s hot and what’s even hotter from our very own Nova Swift! (Nova appears in a puff of smoke and the Trolls cheer for her.)
Nova: Thank you, nuggets! But I must inform you that I will not be sharing my opinions tonight. (The crowd gasps and murmurs.)
Smidge: But how will we know what to enjoy?! I need guidance!
Nova: Instead, this report will be given by two Trolls whose taste-making skills equal my own. My interns, Satin and Chenille! (Satin and Chenille appear in a puff of smoke.)
Troll #1: Satin and Chenille?! (He sighs and faints.)
Chenille: Thank you for such a glamorous opportunity, Nova!
Satin: I still can’t believe it’s happening!
Nova: Oh, nuggets, it’s not happening!
Satin and Chenille: Huh?
Nova: This is a dream! (She cackles.)
Satin and Chenille: Wait, what? (They wake up from their dream from the sound of their alarm clock. Satin has a blue blanket over her and Chenille has a pink blanket over her.)
Satin: We overslept again!
Chenille: I know!
Satin: So we’re already behind our daily intern tasks!
Chenille: I know!
Satin: And we have really bad morning breath!
Chenille: I know! (She and Satin groan.) Intern task 1: Get Nova’s coffee. (She and Satin go to the coffee shop.) Tall, half-caf Trollberry latte, extra whip, hold the latte! Hurry!
Coffee Shop Owner: That’s just a cup of whipped cream!
Satin: SHE SAID HURRY! (Desperate, the coffee shop owner makes Nova’s coffee.)
Chenille: Intern task 6: Pick up Nova’s clothes from the glitter cleaners. (She and Satin go to the glitter cleaners and ring the bell. A purple Glitter Troll holds Nova’s jacket and farts glitter on it.)
Both: (Covered in pink glitter) Thank you.
Satin: Task 13-B: Walk Nova’s puppy. (She and Chenille scream as they hold on to Nova’s dog’s leash. Satin ends up with cuts and scratches.) Final task: Help with Trend Report rehearsal! (Meanwhile, Poppy is talking to the Trail Villains.)
Poppy: This is it, Trail Villains. Time for another Friend retort from our very own… Nina Sworft?
Smidge: (Holding a big piece of paper) Sorry. My spelling’s terrible. (She laughs and grumbles as she struggles to spell the words right. Satin and Chenille then appear.)
Satin and Chenille: (panting) We’re here.
Poppy: At ease, guys. Nova’s running late. (Satin and Chenille fall face-first on the ground.) Oh, what’s wrong? Are you not enjoying your internship?
Satin: What? No! Of course we are. But we do the same tiny jobs every day. We keep hoping for some more fabulous responsibilities.
Chenille: Yeah, like all the glamorous things Nova gets to do.
Poppy: Mm, I don’t know, guys. Nova is amazing, but I bet if you walked a mile in her hair, you’d see her life isn’t as glamorous as it seems. (Nova appears in a puff of smoke.)
Nova: Greetings, nuggets! (An orange female and blue male Troll take pictures of her.)
Troll #2: No way! Nova Swift!
Troll #3: Her life is exactly as glamorous as it seems!
Nova: Sorry I’m late, but I have news. My sizzle-umptious cousin just dropped in for a visit. Perhaps you’ve heard of her. Vega Swift.
Satin and Chenille: No, we haven’t.
Nova: Well, you’re going to. She’s the next big thing. We’re gonna have the most delicious time!
Satin: Hanging with a cousin of yours?
Chenille: So glamorous.
Nova: Wait. What am I thinking? Tonight’s the Trend Report. Well, dress me in beige. Who will entertain my cousin? (gasps) I know! (Satin and Chenille gasp.) I’ll have to cancel with Vega.
Satin and Chenille: What?!
Satin: Nova, no! Let us do it.
Nova: You, my darling twinterns?! Are you certain you’re up for it?
Satin: 100% certain.
Chenille: I’d swear Satin’s life on it! (Satin growls.)
Nova: Well, that would be exquisite! I’ll bring her out right now. Without further ado, I give you the one, the only… (She mimics a drumroll and a spotlight shines.) … Vega Swift! (A puff of yellow smoke appears. Satin and Chenille watch in amazement. A stroller appears and Vega Swift appears, revealing that she is a baby.)
Vega: (giggles) Nuggets.
Satin and Chenille: She’s a baby?
Nova: (laughs) No, nuggets. She’s the baby. (She laughs and runs to the curtains.) And I know you’ll just take excellent care of her. (She leaves.)
Satin: Actually, Nova-
Nova: And who knows, do a good job with this and there may be even better opportunities in your future. (Satin and Chenille gasp once more.) OK, have fun. I’m off to wardrobe! (She leaves again. Vega’s stroller moves closer to Satin and Chenille and she giggles.)
Satin: I hope we know what we’re doing. (She and Chenille bring Vega to their pod.)
Chenille: (Holding an instruction book about babies) We can do this, Satin. According to this Troll baby how-to guide, Troll babies are very easy to keep happy.
Vega: Hug? (She hugs Satin’s leg.)
Satin and Chenille: Aw!
Chenille: She’s so cute!
Satin: Aw! (Vega crawls over to a ball of wool with needles and scissors.)
Vega: Hug?
Satin and Chenille: No! (Satin picks up Vega.)
Chenille: Vega, those are sharp! Let’s put you somewhere safe. (She holds Vega in front of a table with a sewing machine.)
Vega: Hug? (The twins gasp and back up to a window where Vega sees a butterfly.) Buggy! (She falls out of Satin’s hands.)
Satin and Chenille: NO! (Just before Vega falls, they catch her. A pink female Troll with her baby gasps and covers her baby’s eyes. Satin and Chenille chuckle sheepishly and back up. After that, Satin is trilling her lips and about to feed Vega some purple baby food.)
Satin: Here comes the fire bug.
Chenille: “For obvious reasons, Troll babies love food.” (Vega is sitting in a highchair.)
Satin: Open wide! (She tries to put the spoon in Vega’s mouth, but she softly moves it away.)
Vega: Yours! Yours!
Chenille: “It’s their favorite thing to share.” Sounds like a Troll.
Satin: No, sweetie. Baby Vega has to eat.
Vega: (Moving the spoon away again) Yours! (She and Satin begin fighting over the spoon.)
Satin: Yours!
Vega: Yours!
Satin: Yours!
Vega: Yours!
Satin: YOURS!
Vega: Yours!
Satin: YOURS!
Vega: YOURS! (Finally, the spoon flies out of Satin’s hand and hits the walls of the pod. It goes through some clothes wrap, over the twins’ bed, out the window, and through Cloud Guy. It flies back to Satin and Chenille’s pod, bounces off their bed, and into Satin’s mouth. Vega giggles at what happened.) Yours! (Satin spits out the spoon and screams.)
Chenille: It says that Troll babies are still learning to control their hair, so always make sure she wears her- (An object flies past her and Satin. Vega has removed her bonnet and her hair is moving like an octopus. It is also holding a chair.) What happened to her bonnet?!
Satin: Don’t you have it? (Vega’s hair hits two chairs, some books, and the table with the sewing machine.)
Both: Oh, no! (Vega’s hair grabs them. They scream as they are spinning around in Vega’s hair.)
Satin: WE NEED HELP!
Chenille: YOU THINK?! (Later, she and Satin take Vega to Gia Grooves’ day care.)
Satin: Sorry to spring this on you last second, Gia…
Chenille: … but everyone knows you’re the best babysitter in the village.
Gia: Happy to help. You guys are always there when I have a fashion emergency. Don’t worry. I will make sure Vega has a great time at my day care. She’ll fit right in here. (She, Satin, and Chenille go inside the day care.)
Satin and Chenille: Ooh! (They see several babies listening to music. A light green baby is a DJ and a blue baby is drinking milk out of a bottle. An orange sparkle, teal, and pink baby are holding green glow rattles. The pink baby and a yellow baby put pacifiers in their mouths.)
Satin: Actually, it looks kind of fun.
Baby #1: Hug?
Satin: Hm? (More babies come over to her and Chenille.)
Baby #2: Hug?
Baby #3: Huggy!
Baby #4: Hug!
Baby #5: Hug!
All: Hug! Hug! Hug!
Satin and Chenille: (groan) Never mind! (Chenille gives Vega to Gia and they run back to their pod and clean it.)
Satin: There. Back to normal. Now when Nova comes to pick her up, she’ll never know we couldn’t handle Vega.
Chenille: And just maybe, she’ll give us more glamorous responsibilities.
Gia: (From outside) Emergency! (Satin and Chenille gasp and see her in their pod.) Vega’s escaped!
Satin: What?!
Chenille: How?!
Gia: I just turned away for a second, and… (We go to the past to where Vega was at the day care.)
Past Vega: Hug Nova! (She sees Nova talking to Poppy.)
Past Nova: I have a bunch of fresh garms for this Trend Report. You’re really gonna love it.
Past Vega: (Sad that she didn’t get hugged by Nova) Hug? (She gets serious.) Hug. (She grabs some balloons that are green, pink, and blue and float out of the day care.) Hug?
Past Nova: Thanks for coming with me, Queen Poppy. (Vega lets go of the balloons and gets on an orange Flyer Bug.) This Trend Report is gonna be so much cooler than that time Branch was my model.
Past Vega: Hug? (She gets off the Flyer Bug and lands on vines.)
Past Nova: And for Satin and Chenille.
Past Vega: Hug? (As Nova laughs, she gets send flying off the vines and lands on mushrooms. Then she lands face-first on the ground.) Huggy! (We go back to the present.)
Gia: She could be anywhere by now!
Satin: (gasps) We must find that baby! (She, Chenille, and Gia run out of their pod. Meanwhile, Nova is showing Poppy her clothes.)
Nova: There they are. Samples of all the upcoming crazes that I’ll unveil at tonight’s Trend Report. (She picks up a fake cupcake.) Like these new carbonated cupcakes. (She breaks the fake cupcake in half and it fizzes.)
Poppy: Oh-ho-ho!
Nova: Yes, it’s all very sizzle, but… (She and Poppy walk out of the curtains.) … I still don’t have an opener for the big show. Hm.
Poppy: Um… (Satin and Chenille run to the stage and see Nova.)
Satin and Chenille: (gasp) Nova! (They hide behind a bush.)
Satin: Did she see us?
Chenille: I don’t think so. Look! (She sees Vega behind Poppy and Nova.)
Vega: Hug?
Satin and Chenille: (gasp) Quick! (They sneak up to the stage and see Vega about to hug Nova.) Vega!
Vega: Hu- (Satin picks her up just as Poppy turns around.)
Poppy: Did you hear something?
Nova: Nugget, I’m Nova Swift; I hear everything. And no.
Vega: Hug?
Chenille: Shh! (She and Satin sigh and hide behind crates.) Phew! Crisis averted.
Satin and Chenille: (As they high-five) Wahoo! (As they laugh, Vega’s bonnet flies off from the wind.) Uh-oh! (Vega giggles as her hair goes out of control again. This time, it grabs several things. Satin and Chenille scream in terror and a crash is heard.)
Poppy: OK, I definitely heard something. (She and Nova go behind the curtains.)
Nova: Nuggets! (Satin and Chenille gasp and hide Vega with their hair.) Where’s Vega?! Is she OK?!
Satin: (As she and Chenille smile nervously) Of course. She’s perfectly fine.
Chenille: We’ve been totally responsible with her.
Nova: (suspicious) What’s behind you?
Satin and Chenille: Nothing!
Nova: Hm.
Satin and Chenille: OK. (They reveal Vega wearing many clothes.)
Nova: Nuggets, I’m confused. And confusion is very last season.
Satin: Nova…
Chenille: … we have something to say.
Nova: Go on.
Satin: We offered to take care of Vega because we thought it would be glamorous. But it was so tough.
Chenille: Yeah, Satin really struggled. (Satin scoffs.) Worth a shot. Sorry. We let you down.
Nova: Nuggets… you didn’t let me down.
Satin and Chenille: We didn’t?
Nova: (chuckles) Oh, no. I know what it’s like to struggle. Believe me, my life is not as glamorous as it seems.
Chenille: So you’re not mad?
Nova: Oh, why be mad? Just because it brings out the color of my eyes? Not worth it! Besides, I’ve already thought of a way you two can make up for it.
Satin: Of course!
Chenille: Anything!
Nova: Do the Trend Report with me? (Satin and Chenille gasp.)
Satin: Will you?!
Chenille: You’d let us do that?
Nova: Absolutely! And I think I just figured out what the opener should be. (She points to Vega. That night, she starts the Trend Report and the audience cheers for her.) (On the microphone) Oh, thank you, nuggets! I am Nova Swift, here with my fabulous co-presenters, Satin and Chenille! (The audience cheers for Satin and Chenille.)
Satin: Presenting the hottest new trend…
Satin and Chenille: … baby couture! (They open the curtains and Vega is revealed.)
Vega: Ooh! (She crawls out and the audience takes pictures of her.)
Nova: Told you she’s the next big thing. (She takes a picture of her baby cousin.)
Voice: That’s a wrap.
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