Businesses and Establishments Repository (6/7/2021)

== Drinking Establishments: ==
=== Bars: ===
* Bars
* Biker Bars:
* Karaoke Bars:
=== Coffee-houses: ===
=== Cafes and Tea-houses: ===
* Cafes:
** Descartes Cafe:
*** About:
** Duk Muff Cafe:
*** About:
*** Owner: Sook-ja "Ducky" Duk
** Fermi's Paradise Cafe:
*** About: 
*** Owner: Malloreigh "Mallory" R. Yoxall
** Fresh Start Cafe:
*** About:
** Korova Cafe:
*** About: Korova Cafe is a front for the Russian mafia presence in Eastport City.
*** Owner: Viktor "Victor" Solovyov
*** Location: Novyy Prospekt Neighborhood, Eastport City, Maryland, USA 
** Lick-her Cafe:
*** About: Australian-owned business located in the Marinara District, Eastport City.
*** Owner: Vincent Reid
** Rinehardt's Cafe:
*** About:
*** Owner: G.H. Rinehardt
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Baumgart's Cafe.
** Wonderland in a Cup:
*** About: Wonderland in a Cup is an whimsical establishment located in Eastport City's high-end neighborhood of New Cheshire. 
*** Owner: Alice Carroll
* Maid Cafes:
** Bonyu:
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Perky Maid Cafe:
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Tea-houses:
** Jasmine Wyrm:
*** About: Chinese-national owned tea-house located in Eastport City's Chinatown district.
*** Owner: (Ashaiden Lassard)
=== Pubs: ===
=== Taverns (Bar/Food): ===
== Eating Establishments: ==
=== Bar and Restaurants: ===
=== Breakfast: ===
=== Buffet: ===
=== Delivery-only: ===
=== Ethnic: ===
* Italian
** ¡Ay, Bianca!
*** About:
*** Owner: Bianca 
** Cucina Crapitto's Italiana
*** About:
*** Owner: Cucina Crapitto
** Italian Bros. Ristorante
*** About:
*** Owner(s):
*** Notable dishes: 
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Mario Bros.
* Japanese:
** Izakaya Kumamoto
*** About:
*** Owner: Hiroji Akimoto
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Izakaya Toyo (Osaka)
** Nipponese
** Sinful Sushi
* Korean:
** Kum Den
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Mexican:
** Casa Pequeña
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Casa Bonita
** Casa de la Abuela
*** About: A restaurant with only one chef; the owner: "Abuela".
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Casa de Reyes
** Chico's
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Internet and Tacos
*** About: Free Wi-Fi access with purchases of tacos.
*** Owner:
** Juan in a Barrel
*** About:
*** Owner: Juan
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Cracker Barrel 
** No Walls Haven:
*** About: Open-air Mexican restaurant
*** Owner:
** Taco Putas
*** About: Popular and trendy Taco Fast-food chain in Eastport City.
*** Founder(s):
* Thai:
** McWong's Cabbages and Condoms
*** About:
*** Founder:
* Vietnamese:
** La Du Du Vietnamese
*** About:
*** Owner:
=== Fast-food Chains: ===
* American:
*Hamburgers:
**A&M
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: A&W Fast-food Chains
** Border Burgers:
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Burger Bich's:
*** About:
*** Owner: Bich
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Burger King Franchise
** Burger Joint:
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Cardiac Burgers:
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Double Chin Burgers
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Fat F***K's Burgers
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Greasy Sack
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Handheld Strokes
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Mouthstuffers
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Seedy Buns
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Satanic Burgers
*** About: Hottest and Spiciest burgers in America.
*** Owner:
*Drive-through:
**Come-n-Eat
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: Hot-n-Now
* Hang-out Spots:
** Node, The
*** About: A nerdy hangout spot.
*** Owner:
* Hot Dogs:
** BJ's Wieners
*** About:
*** Owner: "BJ"
** Der Hund (German Hot Dog)
*** About: Hot dog buns stuffed with various German sausages.
*** Owner:
** Fatty D's
*** About:
*** Owner:
** Weenie Hole
*** About:
*** Owner:
*Russian:
**Krasnyy Dom (Red House)
*** About: A Russian-national owned restaurant chains in Eastport City.
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: White Castle
* Sandwiches:
** A&K Lick-a-Chick
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Locations:
**** Eastport Mall
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Chick-fil-A
** Coochie Rolls
*** About: A sandwich chain specializing in rolls.
*** Owner:
** Gyro Heaven
*** About:
*** Owner:
=== Family: ===
* Aesop's Tables
** About: 
** Owner:
* Arrigo's
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Contigo's
* Au Jus Channel
**About:
**Owner:
**Inspired by/Parody of: Buttermilk Channel
*Boucharde's Restaurant
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Berardi's Restaurant
* Dates & Anchovies
** About:
** Owner:
* Fragrant Bonfire
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Campfire (California)
* Herman's
** About:
** Owner: Herman
** Inspired by/Parody of: Carmine's
* Homely Hearth, The
** About:
** Owner:
* Immigration Grill, The
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Border Grill
* Kokanee's
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Chinook's
* Miss Sadie's Southern Food
** About:
** Owner: Miss Sadie
* Mosby's Kitchen
** About:
** Owner: J.I. Mosby
** Inspired by/Parody of: Crosby's Kitchen
* Sturgeon-Park
** About: A upscale restaurant located in Eastport City's Sturgeon Park neighborhood.
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Durgin-Park (Chicago)
* Succotash Grill
** About:
** Owner:
** Inspired by/Parody of: Hominy Grill
=== Mobile/Meals-on-Wheels ===
* Greasy Spork
**About:
**Owner:
*Jee's Pot on Wheels
** About: A mobile Korean-themed restaurant.
** Owner: Jee Yoo
** Area Served: Eastport City, Maryland, USA
=== Specialty: ===
* Barbeques, Open-pit Grilling
**Jack Goff's Pit
***About:
***Owner: Jack Goff
***Slogans: "Come and taste Jack Goff's Secret Sauce!"
*Doughnuts:
**Hot-N-Sticky Doughnuts
***About:
***Owner:
***Slogan: "The Messier, the Stickier, the Better!"
***Inspired by/Parody of: Hot-N-Ready option of Little Caesars'
**Seraphic Doughnuts
***About:
***Owner: Serafina
*Kosher:
**Dreidel's
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: Jack-in-a-box
*Healthy Foods:
**Fairy Kales
***About:
***Owner:
**Phuc Bich's Tofu
***About:
***Owner: Phuc Bich
** Tofu Heaven
** Tofu Paradise
*Meats (Beef):
**Bovine Burgers
***About: Burgers, sandwiches and sides with Beef as the only meat options. 
***Owner:
*Meats (Chicken):
**A&K Lick-a-Chick
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: chick-fil-a
*Meats (Pork):
**Ham Hock Heaven
***About: 
***Owner:
***Slogan: "It's all about the hock."
*Meats: (Turkey):
**Mad Tom's
***About:
***Owner:
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*Noodles:
**Comfort Noodlez
**Happy Crack Noodles
*Novelty:
**There's No Spork:
***About: A restaurant without any spork.
***Owner:
* Pizza:
**Little Flavio's Pizza:
***About:
***Founder: Flavio
***Inspired by/Parody of: Little Caesar's
** Mallard's Pizza Company
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Ballard Pizza Company (Seattle)
** Stoner's Pie Heaven
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Seafood:
**Cackling Crab
***About:
***Owner:
***Inspired by/Parody of: Barking Crab (Boston)
** Captain Nemo's
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: 2000 Leagues under the Sea
** Crabby Dick's
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of: Krusty Krab (Spongebob Franchises)
** Dirty Dick's Crab Shack
*** About:
*** Owner:
*** Inspired by/Parody of:
=== Take-out: ===
* Fook Hing's Take-out
** About:
** Owner: Fook Hing
* Soon Fatt's Take-out
** About:
** Owner: Soon Fatt
=== Themed Restaurants: ===
* Adult-themed:
** Big 'Uns:
*** About:
*** Owner:
* Period-themed:
**Americana:
***Poopsie's
****About:
****Owner: "Poopsie"
**Retro/Mid-century:
***Dolly's Shakes-n-More
****About:
****Inspired by/Parody of: Steak-n-Shake
*** Eighty's
**** About: '80's Retro Restaurant
* Sports: