Transcripts/Friendship Games (animated short stories)

LMB theme song
==Chetverg Hydro Science==
:Monday – August 10, 2020
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [conversing] Huh?
:Roman: Well, Luna and his friends are here. Back when Mr. Chetverg still the principal of the campus and when I was Princess Finlandia's student, I learned best by going out into the field and actually doing something. Studying ancient books is fine for some people, but I like to solve magical mysteries by rolling up my sleeves and getting my hooves— uh, hands dirty.
:[glove snaps]
:Dennis: I can relate to workin' hard outdoors, but what the hay does that have to do with us playin' music?
:Roman: I'm trying to figure out how magic works here. Why do you grow ears, tails, and wings when you pony up and what do your instruments have to do with it?
:Luna: Um, are you sure we need to figure it out, princess?
:Roman: It'll be fun. Just start playing, Celestia and Luna. You won't even know I'm here.
:[Roman testing on Celestia and Luna]
:[background singers]
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
:[celestial butterflies incoming]
:[Roman testing on Dennis]
:[background singers]
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
:Dennis: [chomps an apple]
:[Roman testing on Vincent]
:[background singers]
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
:[drum solo]
:[Roman testing on Jason]
:[background singers]
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah, bah, bup, bah
:Bah, bah, bah-da, bah
:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
:[electricity crackle]
:Roman: Finally, after all this testing, I've come to a definitive conclusion! [coughs] Indeed I have no idea how magic works in this country. Thanks for supervising your friends, Luna. [faints]
:THE END
==Celestial Spy==
:Tuesday – August 11, 2020
:[whistle blows]
:Jason: Seborga High School. A French competition!
:[rustling]
:Celestia: Hi, Jason.
:Jason: Gah! What are you doing, Tia?
:Celestia: Wanna see what else I have? Cat burglar! Dog burglar! Tree! Bunny suit! Camouflage!
:Jason: That's the opposite of camouflage! Quick! Get down!
:[whistle blowing faintly]
:Jason: We need to get a better view!
:[balloons inflating]
:Celestia: Best view in the house!
:[whistle blows]
:[balloons popping]
:[whistle blows]
:[balloon deflates]
:Celestia: [sniffing] You smell like vanilla.
:Jason: We're trying to eavesdrop! That means they don't hear us!
:Celestia: Ooh! I have just the thing!
:"Lionel Messi": [panting]
:Jason: We're trying to spy on them! Do you even know what the word "spy" means, Tia? It means being sneaky! It means not being seen! It means BEING QUIET!
:Celestia: Bush to dash. Code red. You have been spotted. RUUUUUUUUUUUNNN!
:THE END
==All's Fair in Love & Friendship Games==
:Wednesday – August 12, 2020
:[presidential bell rings]
:Batiara: And then I said—
:Luciano: "It tastes like marshmallows"?
:Batiara: Yeah, so that made me—
:Luciano: —feel like you wanna a camping trip?
:Batiara: Yes! Just like—
:Luciano and Batiara: —that time we went to the amusement park in eighth semester!
:Batiara: [gasps] You know me so well!
:Luciano: [scoffs] You know me so well!
:Tevfik: Dudes, the tryouts for the Friendship Games are about to start!
:Batiara: O—
:Luciano: M—
:Luciano and Batiara: Goodness!
:Nadhiya: There are limited spots on the CPU team! So bring your A-game! [laughs]
:[civilians cheering]
:Princess Moravia: [smiling]
:[civilians gasping]
:[disco music]
:[record scratch]
:[tap dance music]
:[8-bit video game music]
:Japanese voice-over guy: Compete!
:Batiara: Yah!
:Luciano: [yells]
:Batiara: [growls, yells]
:Luciano: [growls]
:Batiara: [yells]
:Luciano: [gulping]
:Batiara: [grunts]
:Luciano: Ha!
:Batiara: [grunts]
:Luciano: [squawking like a peacock]
:Batiara: Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
:Luciano: [squawking like a peacock]
:Batiara: [louder] Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
:Bellvania: Is it just me or did things take a turn towards Basara High Seas?
:Batiara: [louder] Hoo!
:Luciano: [squawking even louder]
:Batiara: Hoo! 
:Luciano: [squawking]
:Luciano and Batiara: [squawking and hooting]
:Nadhiya: Aw, dudes, Captain Tony just posted the roster for the Friendship Games team!
:[civilians chattering]
:Luciano: [exasperated] You made the team!
:Batiara: [exasperated] You made the team!
:Luciano: Best!
:Batiara: Friends!
:Luciano and Batiara: Forever! [laughing]
:THE END
==Photo Finished==
:Thursday – August 13, 2020
:[in Twilight Sparkle Room]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Miss Joko, our yearbook photos this year could use a bit more... mmm, pixels. Would you like to take some pictures for—
:Joko Sikumbang: Say no more, Captain Twilight! I, Joko Sikumbang, will kepture za magicks! I go!
:[in the presidential cafeteria]
:Joko Sikumbang: Shtop! Hold that pose! [snap fingers] Ja! You are shtarving! Now take a bite! Ora! Do not bite it! Yes! Yes! Ora. Ora!
:[camera snapping]
:Joko Sikumbang: Matur nuhun, I go!
:[basketball bouncing]
:Joko Sikumbang: Shports! [snaps fingers]
:[fan whirring]
:Joko Sikumbang: Jump! Jump! Like a beautiful grasshopper! Like a graceful gazelle! You are striving to place the orb of desire in the net of the future!
:[camera snapping]
:Joko Sikumbang: Matur nuhun, I go!
:[in the presidential library]
:Joko Sikumbang: Yes! Read! You are so very intrigued by the story! No, no! That book is out of order! It does not comply vith the Dewey Decimal System!
:Mrs. Nate: Shhhh!
:Joko Sikumbang: Matur nuhun, I go!
:Joko Sikumbang: Drink! Drink! Play, play! Paint it! Paint it! Yes! No! Yes! No! Matur nuhun, I go!
:[back to Twilight Sparkle Room]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Miss Joko, I have been receiving several complaints from students and faculty about you! Do you have anything to say for yourself?
:Joko Sikumbang: I say nothing, Captain Twilight Sparkle. Joko Sikumbang shall let her work speak for itself.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: These are impressive, miss! You may continue, but do try to be less disruptive.
:Joko Sikumbang: Hold that pose! Ja, ja! You have the authority! Sign the waiver! [indistinct]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Hold on! What the...?!
:[camera snapping]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: HEY!!!
:THE END
==A Banner Day==
:Friday – August 14, 2020
:[in the presidential auditorium]
:Principal Tony: I'm sure you'll come up with the perfect sign that lets the Seborga High kids feel welcome with their new Spirit of France, but also conveys that we are stiff competition.
:Bellvania: 100 percent!
:Pavel: Oh, yeah, sure, captain!
:Nadhiya: Totally!
:Principal Tony: Okay Pavel, Ben, Nadia. I'll be back in an hour to see what you've come up with.
:[Principal Tony leaves]
:Pavel: I got it! We should decorate it with the sheet music to my song "Love in Seborga". It'll show them we're talented while welcoming them in with the phrase: "¡Vive la France! Let's fight for Seborga!".
:Bellvania: I was thinking we could paint a model of DNA. It shows that we're smart but invites them in with the very fiber of our being.
:Nadhiya: But what we should do is portray peace through art. One love, bros.
:Pavel: Let's go to work!
:[clattering]
:[guitar music]
:[techno music]
:[new-age music]
:Nadhiya: Dude!
:Bellvania: [gasps] What did you do?!
:Pavel: Watch the hair, man!
:[thud]
:[clank]
:Nadhiya: You're harshing the flow!
:Bellvania: Hey, you did that on purpose! [gasps] My friendship algorithm!
:Pavel: Hey! You just projectile-scienced all over my chorus!
:Bellvania: Well, you guys painted all over my molecular structures!
:Nadhiya: And how am I supposed to paint my spirit guide when there's DNA and a treble clef in the way?
:Pavel: Oh, I don't know, Ben, Nadia! Ask your spirit guide!
:Bellvania and Nadhiya: You're ruining our design, Pavel!
:[arguing]
:Principal Tony: [clears his throat]
:Pavel, Bellvania, and Nadhiya: [startled] Captain Tony...
:[Tony arrives again at the auditorium and approached the banner]
:Principal Tony: My, oh, my...
:Bellvania: Captain Tony, we're really—
:Principal Tony: Proud of yourselves, I hope. This is wonderful!
:Pavel: It is, captain?
:Principal Tony: It's inspiring but still warm and welcoming. I love how your work is enmeshed. Truly excellent work, boys.
:Pavel: Uh, thank you, Captain Tony! This is just what happens when you allow love to lead the way.
:Bellvania: With song.
:Nadhiya: Through the self-replicating material present in nearly all living organisms.
:Principal Tony: [chuckles] That's great to hear. Now just add "Welcome, Seborga High!" and "¡Bienvenue, Seborga High!", and I'd like to see five more by the end of the day - don't forget about the French tricolor flag. Thanks, boys!
:THE END
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