Now Hiring

Now Hiring is the pilot episode to Damage Control
Plot
Cast
Transcript
(Shows Marvel Studios Logo)
(It begins with showing various heroes on tv)
Robin (VO): Heroes are always there to save us, whether its danger or from anything viscous but with all the danger and destruction have you always wondered who picks up the mess?
It begins with Robin Chapel in a small room as a woman named Anne Marie Hoag comes.
Anne: Miss Chapel, you said you want to become an employee of the Damage Control?
Robin: Yeah, I grew up with the legends of Captain America, Namor and the Human Torch that wasn't in the Fantastic Four. It'd be cool to work with people like them.
Anne: Well, you won't nessecarily meet them but you'll meet other heroes.
Robin: Like who?
Anne: Heard of Hercules, Mr. Immortal and Moon Knight?
Robin: Who?
Anne: The only heroes willing to move to Chicago. Anyways welcome to the team, it'll be a hell of a ride.
Then the title, Greg Daniel's Damage Control, shows. It cuts to the Damage Control HQ as Robin and Anne walk in as she sees the three heroes Anne has mentioned and a few regular people.
Anne: Hercules, Mr. Immortal, Moon Knight, Albert, John and Bart, I'd like to introduce Robin Chapel.
Hercules: NEW FRIEND!
He runs to Robin giving her a monstrous bear hug as she screams.
Robin: Y-you're hurting me...
Hercules: Sorry, sometimes I forget my strength.
Moon Knight: ....
Robin: Why are you so grumpy?
Moon Knight: I was held hostage for a year, tortured and I came out with two alternate personalities and a grudge...
Mr. Immortal: Do you seriously need to brag about it?
Moon Knight holds Mr. Immortal in a position where he is choking him.
Mr. Immortal: You know I can't die, right?
Moon Knight: I wish you can.
Albert: Sorry about them. My name is Albert and I am the finance guy. I once gave Doctor Doom taxes and I didn't even flinch.
Robin: The dictator of Latveria?
Albert: Yes, him.
John: My name is John and it looks like I'm your partner in issurance. And these three heroes are the first three to sign up.
Robin: Great...
Bart: And I am the intern. Bart.
Robin: Well nice to meet you all. I think this could be fun.