Why Are You So Down in the Mouth?

Why Are You So Down in the Mouth? is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
Your dentist just conked out while waiting in line for his driver's license. Of the following what's the quickest thing you can yell to let someone know of the problem?
===Choices===
1. My Ph.D. is DOA from the PTA!
2. The GOP is paying COD to the NRA!
3. My D.D.S is experiencing REM at the DMV!
4. My CEO is getting R & R at the YMCA®!
===Choice Quotes===
1. "I knew PTA meetings got ugly but I had no idea."
2. [knocking on door three times] 
??? [offmic]: Package delivery.
[gunshot]
3. "My Doctor of Dental Surgery is asleep at the Department of Motor Vehicles."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"So he's SOL. BFD."
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