Jarch warriors

The Jarch warriors are a group of elite soldiers enlisted by Jon Jafari to aid in the battle against Lost Media during the events of the The Fifth Jarch Warrior. While the initial Jarch warriors are unfortunately deceased, the New Jarch Warriors are still alive and kicking to this day.
==Biography==
 "you are an insolent fool if you believe hat (sic) you can face my jarch warriors
 so... my army..ATTACK"
- Jontron summoning the Jarch Warriors
===The original Jarch Warriors===
The initial squadron of Jarch warriors (also labelled as the 5th Jarch Warriors in the Star Wars text of the final upload, implying that there were more units before this one) was comprised of a wide array of different species, including tigers, a monkey, several different prehistoric dinosaurs, a transformer, several kinemaster logos, an elephant, and a bizarre troll-like creature. Their attack seems to consist of an all out ambush, throwing the target off guard and leaving them incapacitated. The transformer is demonstrated to have some sort of laser attack, and one of the dinosaurs is capable of spitting venom (and does so exactly at the viewer).
Although the Jarch warriors are alluded to in the very name of the event, the warriors themselves do not show up until partway through the Jarch saga. They officially make their debut in The Project NX Event (The Fifth Jarch Warrior) - jark the 12th after Lost Media makes his presence known to Jontron, who immediately knows what is up. He chastises Lost Media for his foolishness, then sics the Jarch warriors on him and they proceed to royally kick his ass. This is not a completely one-sided victory however, as Jontron implies later in the finale that there were more than a few casualties (or so he thought...)
In The Project NX Event (The Fifth Jarch Warrior) - el final de jarch, Lost Media once again appears. Jontron once again threatens the evil being with the Jarch warriors, however Lost Media reveals that he had eradicated the Jarch warriors and made them lost media offscreen. He then proceeds to become his true form(?) and uses 6 of the stolen ProjectNX fads to attempt to end Jon for good...
===The New Jarch Warriors===
 i said it once and ill say it again. you fundamentally misunderstand the nature of jarch if you thing destroying the fated jarch warriors would prevent its rise. from the ashes, new jarch warrior rise. the friends i have made here in jarch will forever be by my side. forever by the side of the mald team and forever for jarch. you are an insolent fool. projectnx mald team nor jarch will never suffer the fate of becoming lost media!
- Jontron roasting Lost MediaBy the power of Echma and Found Media, Jontron is able to save the six stolen fads from Lost Media's control, who then proceed to deal lethal damage to the creature. Jon's speech post liberation implies that the Jarch Warriors are more of a concept than an actual unit, and that new Jarch warriors will always arise to take the place of the old ones. The New Jarch Warriors consist of the following ProjectNX fads, in order:
*Metallic Mario (Cyan Soul)
*Yellow Guy (Orange Soul)
*Scott Joplin (Blue Soul)
*Dewey (Purple Soul)
*Lonely Goomja (Green Soul)
*Satoko (Yellow Soul)
Although the New Jarch Warriors did not have much relevance in terms of Jarch lore past the final upload, horrific news shook the community when Lonely Goomja was murdered via orbital drone strike in Green SNL - Monologue: Bryan Cranston Becomes a Household Name by Lost Media. Although it was later confirmed that he didn't actually die and ended up getting a revive, this was no doubt foul play on the part of Lost Media, as an act of revenge for his utter humiliation in Jarch's finale.
== Uploads ==
* The Project NX Event (The Fifth Jarch Warrior) - jark the 12th (debut)
* The Project NX Event (The Fifth Jarch Warrior) - el final de jarch
== Trivia ==
* Although the "fifth" in fifth jarch warrior refers to the initial team who unfortunately got slaughtered at the hands of Lost Media, interesting connections can be made if you interpret the term in a different light towards the New Jarch Warriors
** Lonely Goomja, the Green Soul, was the fifth jarch warrior to by rescued by Jontron. Green could represent Lost Media's main color.
** Dewey, the Purple Soul, is the fifth jarch warrior to deal an attack towards Lost Media during the climax. Interestingly, purple is a color commonly attributed to Wega, another meme closely associated with Lost Media's source meme, Maltigi.
** Interestingly, Goomja would later be killed via drone strike by Lost Media, implying that Dewey may be his next target, although this is purely speculation.