"Why Don't You Get a Bigger Set of Tits?"

"'Why Don't You Get a Bigger Set of Tits?'" is a song by Jock Cheese from his solo album Platter, released 6th January 2003 by Shock Records. 
==Lyrics==
:Kerry, dear, I importune you
:Be not so distant, nor so cold
:A woman scorned might, as you do
:Such frosty gaze for so long hold.
:But I am your true devotee
:Who nightly, always, sees your face
:Could you gaze so when you see me?
:Does not my self that look erase?
:"Women!", men say, "just can't trust her"
:In smoky bars men call, "Your shout"
:Four pots later, one will mutter
:"Can't live with 'em; can't live without."
:Kerry, dear, I know this doctrine
:Heard in change rooms, crude and loose
:Seen a footy player winkin'
:"Fellas, I gave her God's own juice."
:Surely, dear, you can't believe me
:Such a one as these brutish men?
:They know of girls - but can't you see
:They know not thus of real women?
:Yet so unmoving still you sit
:Dimpled chin, a noble lion
:Pausing to note with green felt tip
:Oh, my flame: Kerry O'Brien.
:Kerry, dear, there is no other
:Who I could ever compare
:Hear my plea, oh distant lover
:I'm yours forever
== See also ==
* Jock Cheese
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
*Platter at Discogs
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