Goonies 2

Goonies 2 is the third episode of the first season of the Irate Gamer Show.
The long list of doublethink committed by The Irate Gamer can be seen here
==Plot synopsis==
Irate Gamer reviews Goonies 2 on the NES.
==High Detail Plot summary==
Irate Gamer states that the title of the game is confusing since there was no Goonies 2 and thus the video game must be a sequel to the movie (even though the game is in its own continuity). Irate Gamer then says “What’s worse then playing your video games out of order?” and then says “Who in their right mind would play Castlevania III before Castlevania I?” before stating that playing games out of order is punishable by death. 
Chris Bores notes that Goonies 1 on the NES has never been in stores. Irate Gamer brings up the possibility that the games have been labeled out of order. Irate Gamer states that Goonies 1 was a Japan only release. Irate Gamer complains by stating that the U.S is always getting "fucked in the ass" in terms of game releases. Irate Gamer explains the story of Goonies 2 is to rescue Annie from the 'Bad Guys from the movie'. He states “Why does Mikey have to rescue her? Doesn’t this town have a police force?” Chris Bores states that there isn't enough explanation for the various things in the game such as the kidnappedthumb|right|335 px|This music video sums up the plot of the Classic NES game goonies 2.goonies. Chris Bores states that the game is difficult to figure out. Chris Bores states that “There are no stages or levels, you just have to wander around looking for items to use” Chris Bores states that using the hammer to search for items is not fun and that “It’d be more fun to rip the hair out of my ass then play this game” After smashing open a wall Chris Jokes “I guess the person that put up the drywall in this house really fucked up.” 
Chris says that the first-person puzzle sections are confusing. Irate Gamer states that the navigation system is confusing since he can't read the navigation arrows that show that the go command is relative to the character and not the screen.
Irate Gamer comes to a section where the player character is by a ladder that is right next to a hole. He notes that if the player jumps down the hole, he will die, but going down the 10-foot ladder will take the player to the next screen. Irate Gamer also notes that you cannot attack while on a ladder and that enemy attacks must be taken "like a bitch" so in other words like how Irate Gamer is taking the attacks. Chris comments that if you die, you respawn but without any of the keys you had. Irate Gamer states that these features make the game suck. Irate Gamer then states that the best part of the game is hitting people in the first-person sections with a hammer. Irate Gamer hits an old woman several times with a hammer. Irate Gamer notes that the old woman's response to the hitting shouldn't be “What do you do?” but “What did you do?” Irate Gamer notes that since the old lady has poor English skills, fun cannot be had by hurting her. Irate Gamer manages to save all the goonies and finds the presence of the mermaid at the end of the game confusing. Irate Gamer shows his disdain for the game and smashes it with a hammer.
==Trivia==
*"The Goonies" is Chris Bores' favorite film.
*The reason the game was called Goonies 2 was due to the fact that the first game had a Japan only release. There is the Family Computer release and the MSX release. The Goonies 1 game was available in America but as a Playchoice 10.
*The confusion about Donkey Kong chronology is very similar in terms of content to AVGN's confused about chronology lecture on the Zelda series.
*Irate Gamer should have known that hitting people is a bad idea. In the game there is a character known as Konami man who will provide lives, replenish your health and save your game. If the player hits him, then he'll stop helping.
*Goonies 2 clearly resembles Metroid, another NES game.
*Even though, Bores is stumped at the quote, "You're braver than Brand." he states in the description that he is aware of the fact and thought adding this idea would make it funny.
*Flubs: Chris bores states "half the time they don’t even make no sense at all.” This is a double negative. He also contradicts himself at the start by saying he fondly remembers the game, even though he makes it clear he disliked it.
==External links==
*Internet Movie Database
*The Goonies II at Wikipedia
==Video==
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