Texas

Texas is the 28th state in UnAmerica where the cowboys roam free and shoot people in the west, and there's a lot of big cities and cars and a lot of random stuff in the east.
== History ==
Texas was made in 1873 when some of the cowboys in places like Tennessee and Arkansas were angry because they couldn't shoot anybody without going to jail, so they stole a lot of land from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, and New Mexico until the new state was larger than all of them combined, and named it Texas, cuz words with X's in them sound cool. Then, some of the people from those states were like "NAAAAH" and took a lot of the land from the top away. Now Texas was smaller, and the cowboys didn't like that, so they started killing lots of people in Oklahoma and Arkansas, causing them to have like no people and be not recognized by most UnAmericans. Then, in 1881, some of the big government officials were like "We need more cities in this big hunk of desert" so the entire east half of Texas was turned into big cities like Houston and Dallas. The Texans didn't like that, so they assassinated the current president, Garfield. Then, the government said that there should be no more slaves. A lot of states, including Texas, didn't like that, and tried to leave UnAmerica, but Abraham Lincoln threatened to take an AK-47 out from under his hat, and shoot them away with a rata-tat-tat, so they were forced to stay. Not a lot happened from then on, so Texas is still a state, I guess.
== Notable Texans ==
* Chuck Norris
* Sandy Cheeks
* Captain 40
* Hank Hill
* XXBlue-ReaperXx
== Cities ==
=== East ===
* Houston
* Dallas
* San Antonio
* Austin
* Fort Worth
* Arlington
* Corpus Christi
=== Center ===
* Arlen
=== West ===
* Spitbucket
* Quesadilla
* Grimehollow
* Deadwood
* El Paso
* Courtgorge
* Bull's Creek
=== North ===
* HoH SiS
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