Archaic Arcade (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Our World ==
Pyro: "Hello, kids! I'm Pyro!"
Iron: "And I'm Iron!"
Pyro: "And it's a pleasure for us to introduce you to our world, the Sol Dimension, where Blaze the Cat and Silver the Hedgehog rule as Queen and King respectively and have children, AKA us."
Iron: "It's a cool world! And very weird too. Just watch the time I and Pyro went to an old arcade."
Pyro: "Now, on with the show!"
== Ring Intro ==
Pyro: she imitates the MGM Logo with meows
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to move the title card on-screen
== Episode ==
Pyro: "Hey, Iron!"
Iron: "Yes?"
Pyro: "What do we say for our first line in the show?"
Iron: "We already wasted them. You greeted me and I said yes. Those are our first lines already."
Pyro: "Anyways, I saw an arcade yesterday. It seems very old, abandoned, and destroyed."
Iron: "I'd love to check it!"
Pyro: "Let's go there, Iron! We want to have fun in it and do anything to keep it from being destroyed any further if the games they have here are great!"
Iron: "Are you sure you still know where it is? You may have forgotten."
Pyro: "Oh wait, I don't remember at all!"
Blaze: "Hey, Pyro! Hey, Iron!"
Pyro: "Yes, Mom?"
Blaze: "Are you doing your royal duties?"
Pyro: "No. We already did them by ordering Rob and Riley to spy on this dimension's Eggman Empire."
Blaze: "OK, that's good."
Pyro: "Wait a second, we're just kids! Why are you-"
Blaze: "I rarely make you do your royal duties, because you are just kids. I just want to give you a little taste of what it's like being born to royalty."
Iron: "Oh! And when we did that yesterday, we thought it was cool. Who wouldn't want to watch a spy film with two genius rats being the main protagonists?"
Pyro: she eats a fish stick while watching Rob and Riley spying on the Eggman Empire (Sol Dimension)
Blaze: "It isn't."
Pyro: "It does sure feel like one!"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: they put posters of Infinite's face all around the city
Cream: she runs after the kids
Silver: "POSTERS OF INFINITE IN THE SOL DIMENSION?"
Blaze: "Everyone knows how evil that Jackal is. I'm disappointed in those kids."
Pyro: "We'll clean them up!"
Iron: "And use a paintbrush to trace our way back to the castle."
Iron uses his telekinesis on a paintbrush and uses it to paint the path from the castle while he flies with Pyro to follow the path of the Infinite posters
Pyro: she collected the posters
Iron: "Wait a second! Is that the arcade?"
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Greetings, Mother!"
Cream: "So you did all this just so that you could lead me to the arcade?"
Cake: "Of course. It was the arcade our big brother used to own in the Sol Dimension until an earthquake destroyed most of it."
Pyro: she slams the door on Cream's face while she and Iron run to the arcade
Cake: "And it was abandoned after the earthquake destroyed it."
Pyro: "So I was right! It was old, abandoned, and destroyed!"
Iron: "That arcade cabinet looks interesting! Let's see if we can still play Galaxy Force on it." 
Pyro: she inserts a coin 
The screen seemed like it was glitching 
Pyro: "Well that can't be good. Space Harrier?" she inserted a coin in the Space Harrier cabinet, but the screen glitched too 
Iron: he put coins on all of the cabinets 
Pyro: "Iron, what are you-" 
Iron: "Finding a machine that works, of course." 
Pyro: "Looks like none of them are." 
Iron: "Wait, they're glowing!" 
Bea: "They're glowing!" 
The arcade machines glow 
Veronica: "We came here to see if anything here is acting suspicious. Turns out the machines are. They have this aura that-" 
The machines stopped glowing and a tornado popped out of the ground 
Pyro: "WOAH!" 
Iron: "There's a tornado!" 
Cake: "That came out of nowhere. Is this place really weird or something?" 
Pyro and Iron were sucked in the tornado 
Cake: "Why aren't we getting sucked in when we're closer to the tornado than you are?" 
Pyro: "You've heard that the Sol Dimension is a weird place, haven't you?" 
Cake: "Not this weird!" 
Iron: "We could-" 
The arcade cabinets merged together into 1 giant arcade cabinet and Pyro and Iron were stuck inside
Pyro: "Whoa! What just happened?" 
Iron: “We’re trapped!” 
Blaze: "What was that? I heard some loud sound along with a flash that could've given me a seizure had I not had my glasses." 
Pyro: "Mom! Help!" 
Blaze: "How do I get you out of this-" 
The arcade machine exploded 
Blaze: "Pyro! Iron!" 
A lot of video games were released out of their cabinets 
Pyro: "What just happened?" 
Iron: "We look like Tails, Knuckles, and Amy did when they were trapped in Cyberspace!" 
Silver: "I'll do anything to save you, kids! And get the video game creatures back to where they came from or destroy them, because their arcade machines are destroyed anyway!" 
Blaze: "Even committing genocide?" 
Silver: "No." 
Smash: "My parents ain't busy. You can call them." 
Silver: he dials the Rose Household's number "Sonic! Amy! Hello! Please call Tails and Knuckles! We need to-" 
Sonic: "Knuckles is busy, but we'll call Tails." 
Smash: "Do we even need Knuckles? He's not that good with technology." 
Amy: "Smash!" 
Smash: "What? He can't hear us from far away!" 
Outside of the Arcade... 
Knuckles: "I can hear you, Smash. I may not be good at technology, but I know how to get rid of these." 
Pyro: "Uh, can I just do this?" she breathes fire at the video game creatures 
Some of them died, but most of them didn't 
Pyro: "Most of them are immune?" 
Knuckles: "Yes. Some of them, you have to jump on. Some of them, use something else. Some can't be attacked using any of your attacks, so other people are better for the job." 
Pyro: "Got it, Knuckles!" 
Knuckles: "Now what do we do with those aliens from the video game Celestial Conquerors?" 
Pyro: "Where are the rats?" 
The aliens were destroyed by electric balls 
Pyro: "Thank you... Tails?" 
Tails: "I heard you needed help because Smash called her parents and then called me." 
Sol City 
The video game creatures were attacking the city 
Silver: he uses his telekinesis to give Sonic an Invincibility Box 
Sonic: he destroys all of the ghosts 
A lot of ships were attacking the city 
Tails: he flew and shot electric balls at the ships 
Rob and Riley: they shot ships using their own ship 
Tails: "Good job! Not bad for-" 
Amy: "That'd sound racist, Tails." 
Tails: "Oh, right. I meant not bad for a bunch of kids." 
Sonic: "Aren't our kids good at fighting? Especially yours and mine?" 
Tails: "Right." 
Iron: he gets a bubble wand and blows many bubbles at enemy robots
Rob: "You know what? Let's just lead the video game enemies to prison camps."
Riley: "Like the Socialists did to my juice when I was talking about how much making a projector of holograms cost?"
Everyone but Rob and Riley shuddered
Riley: "I accept this idea."
Everyone but Rob and Riley gasped
Cake: "You'll be surprised with how much kids shows can get away with these days!"
Riley: "We'll keep them locked away until we find a way to destroy them."
Blaze: "I, as Queen of the Sol Dimension order a prison camp to be made so that we have time to figure out how to destroy each of the arcade game creatures."
Hours Later...
Silver: "Great job, Tails!"
Tails: "I'm Tails, what did you expect? For me to not finish this in just hours?"
Silver: "No."
Tails: "By the way, thanks, Silver."
Cream: "I still feel iffy about doing this."
Blaze: "These creatures feel nothing."
Cream: "Uh... OK, then..."
Iron: he uses his telekinesis to throw the arcade game creatures inside the prison camps
Pyro: "Rob, Riley, I order you to search what games these are from and how you play them."
Rob and Riley: "It's a deal, Pyro!"
Cookie: "See? Rats can be friends with cats!"
Cake: "These are Mobian rats and a Mobian cat from an alternate dimension. Yes, I think the Sol Dimension is alternate Mobius."
Pyro: "You could say we are alternate Mobians."
Blaze: "And we could call them alternate Mobians too."
Rob: "So those enemies can be killed by eating them or spitting them at others. I know who has a big appetite!"
Sly: she eats the enemies and spits the ones she dislikes at others "I'm a ninja too. What foes should I throw shurikens at? What foes should I slash?"
Riley: "About most of the enemies this floor."
Sly: "Got it!" she threw shurikens at many enemies and slashed others
Dash: "Does my homing attack work on any of them?"
Riley: "No."
Smash: "Can I-"
Pyro: "We'll figure out how to get rid of these unkillable-"
Smash: "Can't I just get Knuckles to dig-"
Pyro: "Good idea."
Knuckles dug a hole around the video game gorilla's cell and defeated it
Pyro: "It's telling how weird the Sol Dimension is if this is my idea for a normal day."
Riley: "Those ducks have caused havoc too." she shoots the ducks with her gun
Pyro: "This prison camp idea is genius, actually. We were disturbed by the idea, but it turned out to work very well."
Iron: "Anyone wanna play home console video games?"
Blaze and Silver: "Sure! You deserve it for helping us defeat these arcade game creatures."
Sol Castle
The kids play a parody of Sonic Superstars
Pyro: "These are much better! You don't have to pay to play every time!"
Blaze: "It costs a lot, though. At least arcade games cost little."
Pyro: "But if you lose your money, then tough luck! You can just spend all your money on this one game. And besides, it's a big game. Can't fit in arcade cabinets."
Silver: "That's why companies make their big products more expensive."
Pyro: "Of course, being royalty, and having kept our kingdom safe, you'd be super wise, Dad. Mom is wiser, though."
Blaze: she purrs
Silver: "Honestly, you're right."
The End!
== The Moral Of The Day ==
Pyro: "Hello, everyone!"
Iron: "She's Pyro. I'm Iron. I hope you learned what was the moral of this story."
Pyro: "Wait, what? Why? This is pure surrealism!"
Iron: "Yes, it may be, but there's a moral here. I'm gonna ask a question."
The question appears on the screen
Iron: "What was the last moral told in this story? Is it..."
A. Be smart
B. It's better to play console games than arcade games
C. Buy the Sega Genesis
Pyro: "Uh, is it B?"
Iron: "You're correct!"
The B item flickers from blue to green multiple times
Iron: "Next question."
Another question pops up on the screen
Iron: "Next and last."
Pyro: "What did we learn throughout the entire story? Is it..."
A. If a place looks old and has some buttons that also look old, don't press them.
B. Game Over!
C. Iron: "Pyro, you're getting good at this!"
Pyro: "We all know where this is going."
The A item flickers from blue to green
Pyro: "It's A."
Iron: "Thank you, everyone. I hope you had a fantastic time with us. It's weird here, but that's what we love about it."
Silver: "How about us?"
Blaze: "What do we do? How about I put another moral of this mini-story. And the audience guesses?"
What is the moral Blaze wants to teach her children?
A. Give us attention
B. Don't be attention hogs
C. The answers above mean the same thing and are correct
Pyro: "C."
Blaze: "Correct."
The C item flickers from blue to green
Silver: "That's better."
Iron: "Did you have fun?"
Silver: "Yes, Iron."
Pyro: "Hope to see you next time, kids!"
All 4: "Bye!"
The End!
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