Chikn Arrests Himself

Chikn Arrests Himself is a YouTube video created by Rilo the Fox.
==Transcript (Original)==
[Chikn and Cheezborger are watching Time for a HOT Take]
Chikn: Love this guy. Y'all wish you were good as him!
Chikn: Maybe if you stanned, you'd ma-
Cheezborger: [Shows a news report of Chikn in jail] He just got arrested.
[Chikn stares at Cheezborger, as FNAF 2 ambiance Plays. Cheezborger is confused.]
[Chikn's face is now a Trollface transitioning from normal to troll, the screen darkens, then the face fades away]
==Transcript (Remake) ==
[Chikn and Cheezborger are watching a video of the Chikn Nuggit plushie]
Chikn: I really love watching myself as a plushie. Even though Rilo has his own one, What's the worst that could happen-
Cheezborger: [Shows a news report of Chikn in jail] He just got arrested.
[Cuts to Chikn for 1 second, before zooming in]
Chikn's Thoughts: Wait, is this a coincidence? How did I get arrested for? What, this?
[Transitions to the Chikn Plushie getting choked, it slows down after the first choke]
[Then back to Cheezborger, she is worried about Chikn]
Chikn: Oh no...
[Cuts to Chikn in a jail cell, with an air conditioner, two fans, and an ice box.]