CERO

CERO is like the ESRB, but these bastards rate shames in Japan. If you buy a shame from Japan, you will NOT see E, E10+, T, M or AO. Instead they use fuckin’ letters! A, B, C, D. Z. How am I supposed to know this? What if a mom doesn’t know what Z means and buys her kid Grand Theft Sesame Street and the kid bombs a building because he was dumb enough to mimic shame violence and is forced to beat him/her? FAIL! 
== List of ratings ==
* Cero A: A shame for babies. Examples include Minecraft and LittleBigPlanet (Shame)
* Cero B: For older babies; yes they skipped 7+ and 10+ and B is 12+! Examples include Hatsune Miku shames and strangely Super Mario Odyssey
* Cero C: For teenagers. Examples include the little known Fate/Extella
* Cero D: The equivalent of ESRB M. For older teenagers/old children/very old babies. Examples include Resident Evil Biohazard and every fantasy game ever.
* Cero Z: Shames rated Z are for adults ONLY! If any children even touches it they instantly DIE! (not really, or else CERO would be a sick evil group!) Examples include the obvious and Conker's Bad Fur Day that wasn't even released in Japan and I'm pretty sure CERO didn't exist back then!
== Trivia ==
* Much like how UnAmerican kids hate the ESRB, Japanese kids hate CERO.
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