A Christmas Carol (from The Atheist's Guide to Christmas)

Anna Pickard's contribution to The Atheist's Guide to Christmas.
Published in 2009, 7 pages long.
==First read (November 2011)==
A rewording of well-known carols to be more relevant (and silly), I think (glancing over it now).
===Rating===
Didn't rate at the time.
Category:Short stories
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