Grandchildren?

Grandchildren? is the 18th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. 
It is the 40th episode overall.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary
==Plot==
Squidward inherits some grandchildren. Now, he and Sandy are left to raise these grandchildren. But is it suitable for these children to be raised in a retirement home?
==Story==
[A mysterious man knocks on SpongeBob's room door at the retirement home]
SpongeBob: (answers) Hello!
Man: Are you Squidward Tentacles?
SpongeBob: I wish.
Man: What?
SpongeBob: Nothing. (turns around) Squidward! It's for you! 
Squidward: What do you want, SpongeBob!?
Man: Are you Squidward Tentacles?
Squidward: Unfortunately.
Man: What?
Squidward: Nothing.
Man: Anyway, you've inherited these: 
[He opens a box, three squid children pop out]
Tall Boy: Hello! I'm Yakko!
Shorter Boy: I'm Wakko!
Little Girl: And I'm Dot!
Together: And we're your new grandchildren!!!!
Squidward: Grandchildren?
Man: Don't shoot the messanger, bro-
Squidward: (shoots him)
Yakko: Tisk, tisk, so violent, Grandpa!
Squidward: I'm not your grandpa! And are you three supposed to be a parody of Animaniacs?
Yakko: Basically.
Wakko: We're squid-versions of the Animaniacs.
Dot: Aren't I cute?
Squidward: NO! And how'd I get stuck with y'all?
Yakko: Well, everyone else in the family tree commited suicide when we moved in with them.
Wakko: You're the last survivor, Grandpa! Aren't you excited!
Squidward: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Dot: (to the audience) He won't last a day.
[Sandy enters the room]
Yakko & Wakko: Hellooooooooooooo, Nurse!!!!!!!!!!!
Sandy: Excuse me?
Squidward: Back off her, fools! That's mah girl!
Yakko: Your girl?
Wakko: That means she's our grandma!
Dot: Hooray! 
Squidward: Whaaaaat??????????
Sandy: Aww, they're so cute!
Dot: Told ya I was cute, Grandpa!
Squidward: (becoming furious) You can't stay here!!!!!!!
Yakko: (sniff) Why not?
Squidward: Because, I live in a RETIREMENT HOME!!!!!
Wakko: So?
Dot: We have no where else to stay.
Squidward: Ever heard of an ORPHANAGE????
Yakko: (sniff) You're cold, Grandpa. So cold.
Sandy: (smacks Squidward) You should be ashamed of yourself, Squidward. Treating these children so horribly. They're OUR grandkids, and it's up to us to raise them!
Squidward: But....but....
Sandy: No buts!
Yakko: Hahah! (sticks his tongue out at Squidward)
Squidward: Grrrr....fine, but if they cause an incident, just ONE incident, they're OUT of here!
5 MINUTES LATER
[Charles Dingleberry is walking through the hallway]
Dot: (jumps out in front of him) Helloooooooooooooo, BOY NURSE!!!!!!
Charles: AHHHH!!!!! (dies of a heart attack)
[Scene cuts back to Squidward's room]
Squidward: Okay, they're OUTTA HERE!!!
Dot: But-
Squidward: You killed somebody!
Yakko: Come on, give us another chance...
Squidward: NO! You three are GONE! G-O-N-E, GONE!
Sandy: (hits him on the head with a rolling pin) It's not your choice, it's mine! And I say they're staying!
Squidward: But-
Sandy: No buts!!!!
Squidward: (grunt) Yes, Dear.
[Scene cuts to the living room]
Wakko: (playing video games) Haha, you're pretty good, Plankton!
Plankton: Being an evil genius helps!
[Yakko is hanging from the ceiling fan]
Yakko: Woo-hoo! (lets go, flies across the room] WEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Squidward: Yakko, stop it!
Dot: (approaching Krabs) Hello, Boy Nurse.
Krabs: Heh-heh...... hello?
Dot: You look sexy, Mr. Kabs.
Patrick: DO I LOOK SEXY?????
Dot: …..no.
Patrick: Awww, man.
[Yakko jumps on Squidward's back]
Yakko: Yee-haw, ride 'em, cowboy!
Squidward: (throws Yakko off) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
[He storms over to Sandy]
Squidward: These three “grandchildren” are driving me CRAZY! I can't stand ONE more minute with these lunatics! One of us has got to go! You here me? Either get rid of those kids, or get rid of ME!!!!
[Scene cuts to outside the retirement home]
Squidward: (exits with a suitcase in his hand) Well, she made up her mind. (walks down the street)
Iris-out
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