Master Lox Moves to Brooklyn/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: March 25, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2017
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
TV Announcer: We interrupt this program to bring you a The City News Flash!
Robotic horse races out of Master Lox's, controlled by Master Lox. Robotic horse neighs.
Lord Master Lox: Whoa, big feller!
Katherine Mulligan: Mr. Master Lox, we've received word that you're plotting to infiltrate the Krusty Krab and give Plankton the Krabby Patty secret formula. *shoves Master Lox a microphone to speak to* Is that true?
Lord Master Lox: *thinks for a while* Actually, yes, that is true. I've got it all worked out. *shows point of view of the cameraman* First I break into the safe, and… *looks back* Huh? Wait, is this live?
Katherine Mulligan: Yes!
Cameraman: *moves closer to Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox: *gets angry and uses a lever to eject a springing punchfist* DON'T BROADCAST MY SECRET PLANS! THEY'RE SECRET!
Cameraman: *appears again*
Lord Master Lox: *slams my head onto the camera screen* I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!
Cameraman's camera cuts.
Lord Master Lox: *respires very quickly*
He then wears a cowboy hat.
Lord Master Lox: Secret formula! I'll give it to Plankton! *whips Robot Horse and it races to the Bikini Bottom to the Krusty Krab*
Arrives at the Krusty Krab.
Lord Master Lox: *ties it to the Krusty Krab sign to park my Robot Horse*
Plankton: *texas accent* I reckon that classified taste mixture will be in our hands directly.
Lord Master Lox: Yeah.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *spits into a golden pot*
Plankton: *walks to the Krusty Krab*
Robot Horse sneezes a metal nut, which happens to crush Plankton, landing into the gold pot. Plankton gets up, shown with a squashed, hexagon-shaped head.
Plankton: *spits* Ow! *shakes his head quickly, then stares through the Krusty Krab door to see Mr. Krabs' office with an open vault and exposed Krabby Patty Secret Formula, then laughs evilly* The fool! He left the safe open! *presses a button to make my rocket missile appear*
It blasts off randomly, but soon moves straight toward the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: Open for business, baby! *zooms past the customers in the Krusty Krab, then crashes into a paper drawing of the vault*
Mr. Krabs: *cheeky laughs, then jumps out of my desk, then tears off paper* Gotcha! *rolls paper into a scroll, then puts salt on the paper and feeds it to the robot horse*
Plankton: Urrgh!
Mr. Krabs: *laughs and goes back inside the restaurant*
The slide transition cuts to Plankton watching Mr. Krabs making a delivery with his Krusty Katering truck.
Mr. Krabs: I'm off to make a delivery. *enters the truck and drops one of the patties*
Plankton: Ha, that fool! *runs out of the Chum Bucket, picks up the fallen patty, and takes it to my laboratory, then begins analyzing it with my microscope* And the Krabby Patty is made of...
Karen Plankton: *removes the bun and hordes of sea urchins come out*
Plankton: Urchins!
Karen Plankton: Ew! Ew! *runs away*
Mr. Krabs: *appears on my analyzer* Gotcha! *laughs*
The urchins cover up Plankton's lab.
The slide transition cuts to Plankton flying to the Krusty Krab with his antennas acting as propellers. He snatches a patty from a customer.
Plankton: Yoink!
Fish Customer: Huh?
Plankton: *laughs* Yes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Pull!
Lincoln Loud: *pulls the lever and activates the catapult*
Mr. Krabs: Yeehaw! *laughs and grabs the patty*
Plankton: *falls to the ground*
Mr. Krabs *lands safety like a plane* Gotcha! *laughs*
The slide transition cuts to Plankton drilling a hole behind the safe with his laser.
Mr. Krabs: *takes the formula and stuffs the safe with a jellyfish hive*
Plankton: *opens the hole and gets stung by jellyfish*
Mr. Krabs: *laughs* Gotcha.
The slide transition cuts to Plankton hiding in a barrel seat. He sees a customer going to sit at his table and jumps into his pocket.
Plankton: *jumps into the customers drink and gets slurped into my body* Whee! *lands in the customer's stomach* Come to daddy, patty!
Fish Customer: *eats the patty*
Plankton: *catches the patty and laughs*
Mr. Krabs: *appears in the customer's stomach as well* Gotcha. *laughs, then takes the patty out of the customer's stomach*
Plankton: *becomes enraged and is fed up with my failures*
He stomps on his antennas in frustration. The slide transition cuts to the Chum Bucket.
Lord Master Lox: This is it, Plankton. The Chum Bucket.
Mr. Krabs: *takes the chum away and stuffs the food with a bee hive, then leaves the Chum Bucket*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *goes to the Chum Bucket, then opens the door and gets stung by bees*
Mr. Krabs: Gotcha. *laughs*
The slide transition cuts back to Master Lox's Lair.
Plankton: Oh, Pearl, he covered me in urchins, fed me to a horse, and stung me to death! I fly through the air, he flies through the air! I hide in a stomach, he hides in a stomach! I have had enough!
Lord Master Lox: And he let the bees stung us to death. *angrily bangs on the floor*
Pearl Master Lox: Oh, I think someone needs their baba. *feeds Master Lox and Plankton a bottle of milk* There, isn't that better?
Lord Master Lox: *throws bottle away* No, Pearl! That's just not gonna work anymore! Don't you see? We're done here.
Pearl Master Lox: He said for the 9 billionth time. You know, Sheldon, if I had a dime for every time you—
Lord Master Lox: *shuts her mouth* Not now, Pearl. I'm moving to Brooklyn. Good bye, Plankton. *turns off the lights, then grabs a suitcase and walks to the elevator to go up to Master Lox's Lair's head*
Plankton: *throws bottle away* Master Lox, where are you going? Master Lox.
He walks out of the elevator to Master Lox's Lair's head with a phonograph. He plays the record with the song, "Taps." He pushes the escape pod button on the remote, removing Master Lox's Lair's head, then it puts a sign that says, "Off to Brooklyn" on the shovel next to Master Lox's Lair without its head.
Mr. Krabs is washing the windows with SpongeBob and Lincoln at the Krusty Krab.
Lincoln Loud: Guys, did you see that? Master Lox is moving to Brooklyn.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, he is.
Mr. Krabs: I'll believes it when I sees it.
Master Lox's Lair's head flies away.
The slide transition cuts to Jellyfish Fields where SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni are gonna catch a rare jellyfish.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Just be a little quiet and we'll catch some jellyfish jelly.
Then the camera zooms out, and Patrick was licking a popsicle.
Patrick Star: What did you say, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Nevermind.
Lincoln Loud: SpongeBob, look.
They sneaked up to the jellyfish, caught it, and smiled with glee. But all of a sudden, the jellyfish net starts glowing and moves by itself.
SpongeBob SquarePants: My Jellyfishing Net! It's getting away Patrick! Patrick?
Then a ripping sound occurs, SpongeBob turns and he notices that Patrick's shorts are gone.
Lincoln Loud: Patrick? Where are your shorts?
Patrick Star: What shorts?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The shorts you u-
He turns his eyes and sees that Patrick's shorts are running away with the jellyfishing net that released the jellyfish that was recently captured.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick! Your shorts are running away!
Patrick Star: Oh, those shorts!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *puts my glasses away* Tridents!
Lincoln Loud: C'mon guys! We gotta get our stuff back!
Leni Loud: What stuff?
Lincoln Loud: Our stuff is getting away, guys! C'mon!
Then they start running and Leni tags along.
Leni Loud: Wait up, guys!
Time card reading "Later in Brooklyn"
French Narrator: Later in Brooklyn...
SpongeBob SquarePants: Welcome to Brooklyn. I gotta watch what I'm saying. Okay Plankton, we're gonna get our stuff back.
Plankton: What do you mean "we"?
SpongeBob SquarePants: So how did Master Lox have our stuff?
Plankton: Perhaps there was a beehive in the Chum Bucket by Krabs?
SpongeBob: Beehive in the Chum Bucket?
Plankton: Beehive is a type of bee that can sting other people.
Patrick Star: Plankton? *my eyes pops out* Hey, it's Plankton!
He points to Plankton and begins stepping on him.
Plankton: HEY! OW! STOP...OW! IT...OW!
Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *stops him* Patrick, stop! He's not after the formula for now.
Patrick Star: *stops*
Plankton: *groans*
Patrick Star: Sorry.
He lifts his foot
Plankton: *crawls out*
Then Squidward quickly gets up and starts acting worried.
Squidward Tentacles: Hey...Hey! Wh-where are we? Where are we!? We're in Brooklyn!
Plankton: Hey Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Hi Plankton. *gets worried* AHHHH! How do we get our stuff back!? How am I gonna get home!?!? *falls to the ground and starts crying*
Lincoln Loud: *walks up to him and rubs his back* There, there Squidward. Let it out. We can still get out of here.
Squidward Tentacles and Plankton: Oh yeah how are we gonna get back to Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods!?
SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln and Leni paused and began pondering. Then Lincoln has a plan.
Lincoln Loud: I've got a plan!
Patrick Star: Fishpaste! I had an idea!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Umm...Okay Patrick, let's hear your idea.
Patrick Star: Okay, umm...Oh, oh, what if we put cheese all over ourselves and slip through the cage bars?
They all look at him blandly except SpongeBob who also thinks it's a crazy idea.
Plankton: It's butter. We need butter to make Master Lox slip.
Squidward Tentacles: *yells at Plankton* ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PLANKTON!? WE DON'T HAVE BUTTER TO MAKE MASTER LOX SLIP!
Plankton: Hey! Why are you yelling at me!? I was just correcting that, so you should yell at him!
Squidward Tentacles: Shut up shortie!
Plankton: Hey, just because I'm short, which is true, doesn't mean you can insult me, Squidbird!
Squidward Tentacles: My name is Squidward, stupid!
Plankton: Oh so now your calling me stupid!? Ugly!
Squidward Tentacles: Hey!!
Then Lincoln separates the feuding.
Lincoln Loud: Guys, please! Let's not show off hatred, and we have to find a way out of this place and find Lynn, Lisa, Sandy and Mr. Krabs.
Squidward Tentacles and Plankton: *sighs*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hmmm... *gets an idea* Aha!
Plankton: Okay what is the idea now?
Then they hear static sounds, and Karen's voice looping.
Plankton: K-Karen!? Where are you!?
Karen Plankton: *static and loops* Plank....TZTZZZ...oo?...TZTZTZ...I got..TZ....eTZTZZ...!
Plankton: Karen! What happened!?
He runs up to his bed instead of running to Plankton.
Plankton: You just electrocuted my bed! Now where am I gonna sleep!?
Lincoln Loud: *walks up to him* Plankton! Karen is damaged very badly, and all you can think about is the bed? You should be ashamed.
Plankton: Oh yeah, right.
Leni Loud: Perhaps Lisa can fix her!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, but we don't know where Lisa is!
Leni Loud: Totes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Don't worry guys. We still have time to get Lynn, Lisa, Sandy and Mr. Krabs. Now think. How can we get our stuff back?
Everyone begins pondering and Jeopardy music begins playing. Then a lightbulb appears above SpongeBob's head.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I've got an idea! We'll stop Master Lox!
Master Lox has their stuff.
Lord Master Lox: *walks*
Lincoln Loud: *points to Master Lox* There he is. Alright guys, let's go!
Squidward Tentacles: This is not happening, this is just not happening.
They walk across apartment rooms and try to find Lynn, Lisa, Sandy and Mr. Krabs. Then all of the sudden, they hear Mr. Krabs's voice.
Mr. Krabs: Hey! Hey you! Over here!
Lord Master Lox: *runs away*
Leni Loud: *points to Master Lox* He's getting away!
Patrick Star: And he's got our stuff!
Mr. Krabs: *points to Master Lox* Guys, go after him.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *runs after Master Lox*
They turn around and see him in room 111. They run over to him.
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Krabs! Thank goodness you're okay.
Squidward Tentacles: Are you kidding me? Look what he did to himself.
The screen shows what happened to his face, which he just let go. He sees Plankton.
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
Plankton: KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
Plankton: KRABS!
Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON!
Plankton: KRABS!
Lord Master Lox: *to Mr. Krabs and Plankton, walks to them* Break it up, you two.
They stop yelling at each other.
Mr. Krabs: What's with him?
Patrick Star: He found out the secret formula.
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *bursts into tears* CURSE YOU, YOU *dolphin sound*!
Everyone gasps at Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Watch your language Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Sorry.
Lord Master Lox: *to SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Lincoln, Leni* Here's your stuff back. *gives their stuff to them*
Plankton: Thanks, Master Lox.
Then a security guard catches them near the bars.
Human Security Guard 1: Aha! Your stuff back?! You are in trouble now!
Human Security Guard 2: Guards, get them!
Human Security Guards: *starts chasing SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Master Lox, Lincoln and Leni*
Mr. Krabs: Thanks for the release you guys.
He and the rest of the gang run.
Human Security Guard 3: You're supposed to capture 8 people.
Human Security Guard 2: Well Duh!
Human Security Guard 1: Shut up! We are going after those 8 *dolphin sound* people! After them!
They begin chasing the 8 while they look for Lynn, Lisa and Sandy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs? Did you know what happened to Lynn, Lisa and Sandy?
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm...Well I did hear the security guards, so no.
They all stare at him while they are running.
Squidward Tentacles: Doesn't that mean they are in Bikini Bottom or Royal Woods?
Then Lincoln still runs and then he sees the ceiling fan.
Lincoln Loud: Guys look! The ceiling fan!
Leni, Lincoln Loud, Plankton, Mr. Krabs, Squidward Tentacles, Patrick Star and SpongeBob SquarePants: *jumps to the ceiling fan*
Screen cuts to Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: I gotta hide. *hides under the chair*
Screen cuts to the ceiling fan.
Human Security Guard 1: Hey, where did they go?
Human Security Guard 2: Is that them over there?
Human Security Guard 1: *gets angry* SHUT UP!
Human Security Guard 2: *gets angry* WHY YOU—
Human Security Guards: *fights each other with fight cloud*
A mother and her son come by and see the costumes flutter down. They scream in terror and run away. Screen cuts to Master Lox walking from under the chair at a retirement home called, "Brooklyn Senior Living." He enters the retirement home and rings the bell at the reception area.
Human Clerk: Yes?
Lord Master Lox: I'd like a room, please.
Human Clerk: Very good, sir. *grabs a pen and writes down on clipboard* How long will you be staying with us?
Lord Master Lox: Forever.
An old man's steps on Master Lox with his walker and proceeds to smear him on the floor while Master Lox yells.
Lord Master Lox: *enters my room with my stuff* And so begins I'm in Brooklyn! *laughs maniacally*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Master Lox, Plankton, Lincoln and Leni are clinging on the ceiling fan.
Mr. Krabs: You see there, lads? Master Lox is up to no good! I bet those are all the fixings for another evil lab.
Lincoln Loud: *my skin turns green* Mr. Krabs, I'm gonna be sick.
Lord Master Lox: *laughs*
As he unpacks his boxes.
Lord Master Lox: Yes! *puts on belt* Yes! *laughs*
Plankton: Krabs, you see him down there?
Mr. Krabs: You see? He's got an evil belt to match those evil shoes!
Squidward Tentacles: Shut it, Mr. Krabs.
Leni Loud: Squidward?!
Patrick Star: I feel dizzy.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, me too.
Lord Master Lox: *unpacks another box and breaks a pair of glasses in half*
He removes his coat. He combs the top of his head. He removes his eyebrow and replaces it with tape to look like an old retired man. He looks at himself in the mirror.
Lord Master Lox: Yes! My plan is almost complete! *laughs maniacally*
Mr. Krabs: His plan!
Plankton: Plan!
Mr. Krabs: *shakes Lincoln* Did you hear that, Lincoln? He said, "plan!"
Lincoln Loud: Uh, please don't shake me, Mr. Krabs.
Squidward Tentacles: He said it.
Leni Loud: Mr. Krabs, why is he saying “plan”?
Lord Master Lox: *opens my chair* Oh, my pretty. You'll be my best friend from now on. *laughs* Stuff is mine! Mine! Mine! *laughs maniacally*
Mr. Krabs: Ooh, this is it. He's got an inator evil laser death apparatus contraption ready to spring on all of us!
Lord Master Lox: *stops laughing*
He jumps on the chair, grabs some popcorn and goes to watch television. The ceiling fan cracks.
Mr. Krabs: Ooh.
The fan breaks and falls off the ceiling, sending SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Lincoln and Leni crashing on top of Master Lox.
Mr. Krabs: Now that I sees it, I believes it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hurray.
Lincoln Loud: I knew you'd get it, Mr. *gets sick* Krabs... *runs into the bathroom and throws up*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, let’s wait for Lincoln.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles and Leni Loud: *leaves and waits for Lincoln*
Lord Master Lox: Mr. Krabs?! What are you doing in my hotel room?!
Plankton: Yeah, Krabs! What are you doing here?!
Mr. Krabs: *stammers* Oh. *shakes hands with Master Lox* Good luck on your trip, Master Lox. I won't give you any more trouble.
Plankton: Oh, I know you won't, Krabs, because I'm at the Krusty Krab right now stealing that formula.
Mr. Krabs: Oh oh, sure. Whatever you say, old timer. *to Master Lox* And Master Lox, how would you be doing that when you're all the way over here in Brooklyn, hmm?
Lord Master Lox: *laughs* Because we’re a decoy lookalike robot!
Plankton: Yeah!
Master Lox and Plankton rips off their skins to reveal that they are robots.
Robot Lord Master Lox and Robot Plankton: Gotcha! *laughs*
Lincoln Loud: *comes back out from the bathroom and sighs* So what'd I miss?
Mr. Krabs, Robot Lord Master Lox and Robot Plankton: What?!
Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab, the real Plankton is sneaking into Mr. Krabs' office.
Plankton: *through walkie talkie* That's right, Master Lox. By the time those knuckleheads figure it out, I'll be knee-deep in secret formula. *laughs* Yes, I'll wear my galoshes. Gotta go. *jumps onto the safe, puts some explosive clay on it, and molds it into the shape of Mr. Krabs* In your face, Krabs! Ha! *blows up the safe and grabs the formula*
Lord Master Lox: You’re not getting that formula, Mr. Krabs! So long sucker! *laughs*
He bumps into Mr. Krabs.
Lord Master Lox: Leni? Lincoln? Mr. Krabs? Squidward? Patrick? SpongeNoob? W-w-why aren't you in Brooklyn?
Mr. Krabs: We never left, James. The Leni, Lincoln, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick and SpongeBoob who followed the robot you in Brooklyn were also robots. Gotcha! *laughs*
Plankton: *grumbles* Hate! Hate! *bangs my head against the floor* Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!
Back at the Brooklyn's Senior Living, the robot Leni, Lincoln, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Patrick and SpongeBob reveal themselves as robots to the robot Master Lox and Plankton.
Robot SpongeBob: So the way I see it, Mr. Krabs, Master Lox and Plankton are just using us as pawns in their dumb secret formula war.
Robot Lord Master Lox and Robot Plankton: Agreed.
Robot Mr. Krabs: Yeah, I mean, who cares if that guy steals the secret formula anyway? Grow up, that's what I say.
Robot Lord Master Lox and Robot Plankton: Agreed.
Screen cuts back at the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: So you're the real Krabs, Patrick, SpongeBob, Leni and Lincoln. And the real Squidward’s a cashier. *grabs formula* Gimme that! *runs off*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln and Leni Loud: Ooh. *yells and chases Master Lox and Plankton around the restaurant*
As they chase, they start a brawl, which gets all of the customers and Squidward involved. During the brawl, the phone rings.
Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *gets out of the fight cloud*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *answers the phone* Hello? Krusty Krab, may I take your order? No, Mr. Krabs is unable to come to the phone right now. He's trapped under a dust cloud brawl. Yeah, he'll have to call you back. *hangs up the phone* Gee, I hope our robot lookalikes are okay. Bless their heart-like pneumatic pumps.
The robot SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Lincoln, Leni, Master Lox and Plankton lookalikes are having a fun time together. They chew on nuts and bolts, eat a car engine, play on the playground, play volleyball and soak up in a hottub. They stand on the Brooklyn sign.
Robot Lord Master Lox, Robot Plankton, Robot SpongeBob SquarePants, Robot Patrick Star, Robot Squidward Tentacles, Robot Mr. Krabs, Robot Lincoln Loud and Robot Leni Loud: Yay! *explodes*
Circle transition in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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