Metrobus

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Metrobus is the near bloody useless transit system of St. John's, Newfoundland, Canada. It is notable for having gone on strike all winter in 2010 and 2011, and not having a sensible route between the Avalon Mall and CONA.
==The Polina Road bus stop skeet==
One day, Liam Peacock was waiting for the bus directly across the road from 12 Polina Road, while a skeety looking young man waited next to him, muttering to himself and making all present very uncomfortable. Early in the wait, he proclaimed "fuckin' superintendent's gettin' a batin!" to a response of mostly awkward silence. Later, he asked, to no one in particular, "is dis da Metrobus?" a question that was deemed by all to be too stupid to answer. To date, the first statement is the second funniest sentence to ever include the word "batin'" after "someone's gettin' a batin' tonight, s'posin' it's mudder."