腐女子的恋爱理论 (Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn)

==Background==
"Fǔnǚzǐ de Liàn'ài Lǐlùn" is an original song featuring Luo Tianyi song
In this song, Tianyi is a "", a female reader of (also known as "BL" or "Boys Love"). She tends to stay up at night reading Yaoi and fantasizes about male characters. She mentions various novels that she has read, including a novel she is currently reading about a detective and his assistant.
Tianyi expresses annoyance and complains about never reaching the ending of a novel or that if a character is arrogant, she'll comment about how they should give up because eventually they would be submissive in bed. These thoughts make her passion for Yaoi burn continuously, calling this a "beautiful dream" and that reality is cruel, therefore leading her to imagine Yaoi in real life. She enjoys pairing men in reality and imagines them in different scenarios, such as "picking up soap bars". She longs to have a love herself and in the end, she warns the viewer that once they read Yaoi, it would make them amorous.
This song exceeded 100,000 views on bilibili.
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
太寂寥 看小说睡不着 	tai jiliao kan xiaoshuo shui buzhao
心在挠 更新字数太少 	xin zai nao gengxin zishu tai shao
肚子怪叫 熬夜忘记买夜宵 	duzi guai jiao aoye wangji mai yexiao
糟糕糟糕 明天还要小考 	zaogao zaogao mingtian hai yao xiao kao
 	
芙蓉面 杨柳腰 	furong mian yangliu yao
纵是男子也妖娆 	zong shi nanzi ye yaorao
还以为帝王夜夜是春宵 	hai yiwei diwang ye ye shi chunxiao
穿越后恨历史没有学好 	chuanyue hou hen lishi meiyou xuehao
 	
你的剑 我的刀 	ni de jian wo de dao
江湖的恩怨难了 	jianghu de enyuan nanliao
管他正派或魔教 	guan ta zhengpai huo mo jiao
每天都嬉戏打闹 	meitian dou xixi da nao
 	
逃出了监牢 误入了黑道 	tao chule jianlao wu rule heidao
金发帅哥全都是基佬 	jinfa shuaige quandou shi jilao
总裁像豺狼虎豹 	zongcai xiang chailang hu bao
秘书的外语蹩脚 	mishu de waiyu biejiao
毕业在警校 誓言的荣耀 	biye zai jing xiao shiyan de rongyao
现在追着街头混混跑 	xianzai zhuizhe jietou hunhun pao
教堂神父不祷告 	jiaotang shenfu bu daogao
却将我耳垂轻咬 	que jiang wo erchui qing yao
 	
爱 	ai
 	
别吐槽 黑眼圈像熊猫 	bie tucao hei yanquan xiang xiongmao
太懊恼 结局还没看到 	tai aonao jieju hai mei kan dao
装得再傲 在床上也会撒娇 	zhuang de zai ao zai chuangshang ye hui sajiao
嗷嗷嗷嗷 腐女的魂在烧 	ao'ao'ao'ao fu nü de hun zai shao
 	
名侦探 有头脑 	ming zhentan you tounao
总缠着助手探讨 	zong chanzhe zhushou tantao
案情真的这么复杂难搞？ 	anqing zhen de zheme fuza nan gao?
或是有谁设下奇怪圈套？ 	huo shi you shei she xia qiguai quantao?
 	
攻和防 抓和逃 	gong he fang zhua he tao
怀揣了太多问号 	huaichuaile tai duo wenhao
有故事就有高潮 	you gushi jiu you gaochao
小孩子不看为妙 	xiao haizi bu kan wei miao
 	
梦想多美好 现实太煎熬 	mengxiang duo meihao xianshi tai jian'ao
汉子路过从不正眼瞧 	hanzi luguo cong buzheng yan qiao
随身带一堆肥皂 	suishen dai yi dui feizao
去当个光棍月老 	qu dang ge guanggun yue lao
 	
一半是唠叨 一半是牢骚 	yiban shi lao dao yiban shi laosao
我的恋爱要到哪去找 	wo de lian'ai yao dao na qu zhao
人生中满是碰巧 	rensheng zhong man shi pengqiao
说不定在下一秒 	shuo bu ding zaixia yi miao
 	
爱 	ai
 	
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 	yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren
一入耽美深似海 从此节操是路人 是路人！ 	yi ru danmei shen si hai congci jiecao shi luren shi luren!
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Category:Original songs
Category:Chinese songs
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