July Iraqi Retaliatory strikes

On 16 July 2024, Iraq launched the first physical attack, marking the largest attack during the ongoing Second Gulf War. The attack was codenamed Operation True Promise 2 by Iraq. It was the last strike by Iraq.
Iraq struck USA in two waves and said "This is the only retaliation we needed"(+ 647694 aura). This attack was so powerful it damaged key allied targets completely, messed up the allies completely and made USA cry (twice) leading to a USA surrender and an Iraqi victory. Iraq launched the attack in two waves: Operation Iraqi Shield and Operation Iraqi Storm, with Iraqi storm causing the most damage.
== Background pre-July 15 ==
Before July 15(the trigger needed for Iraqi shield) Iraq and USA were fighting in war, with the more time passing, the more deadly the war. On W3D2(7 May 2024) the original governing and policy of Iraq collapsed due to a precise strike by USA and allies. This strike led Iraq to ditch the old peaceful governance method used for the war and used a more aggressive policy with Greater Iraq, stating that he liked Pakistan but was more focused on taking down USA. Despite the policy, Iraq was still vulnerable to attacks and eventually collapsed. This led to the coping mechanism that was Ba'athist Iraq, which was essentially just "I hate everyone". Both forms of Iraq had used various attacks, such as the failed but damaging blossom attack by Greater Iraq, and Iraqi shield by Ba'athist Iraq. 
As the war reached its end(ending is considered to start at week 9) Iraq generally tried to peace with people like Qatar, china and Spain(to an extent). Though he still hated USA, he was less cautious due to the Operation Guaranteed Victory plan, which states that he wins no matter what. However they were still at war, so they obviously weren't friends.
== July 15 ==
Let's breakdown EVERYTHING (that I can remember) on July 15.
English: don't remember shit.
maths: idk
break: I told USSR, Qatar and Spain a story of my dream. It was something about navigating a baldi basic type of maze and then I rip flowers out of USA's hand, and the other was we were in our next year and USA was running to give Pakistan a flower, but yeah I stopped it. I also used the phrase "Sigma gigachad parkour pro" or something like that, which I can tell had a mental effect on USSR and Qatar.
science: this was actually kinda funny
so at this point, very few people knew that I didn't like Pakistan anymore. The only people who knew were Egypt(obviously) China, Qatar, Spain, USA, Syria, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Pakistan, I think that's it. Somehow it didn't spread much.
Anyway, Myanmar saw that "apparently" Pakistan hugged Jamaica. The thought is disgusting but expected.
If it was true, then well I think we nominated the biggest shithead(s) on this planet who are a waste of matter. we may have also found a potential ship incursion, but I think Iraqi Shield + Storm stopped that, through misdirection(god I love misdirection)
if it wasn't true, I see how, but at this point anything negative about Allies is true.
But anyway Myanmar thought I cared, and credit where credit is due, it did catch me off guard, but I don't really care. Obviously, enemies are enemies and you don't want them collaborating, hoever (pun intended) when your enemies are people with room iq temperature at best( mine is like -50 I think) you don't need to worry about collaboration cuz they are too stupid to do anything meaningful. Remember, these are the same people who need to record a fake video to prove their point. They are not smart and any collaboration is meaningless. If anything, a lot of collaboration still exists (most likely idk anymore) but was damaged by Iraqi Shield and Storm. This is because if the class revolves around something (USA) and that "something"(a waste of matter) is stupid as fuck and gets damaged, the class is gonna suffer. If 10 people worship a flaming pile of garbage, and then it gets put out(by me) obviously that's gonna cause damage to those people.
However like I mentioned it may be fake because nobody else was talking about it and it was never mentioned.
Then it was lunch, I told the story to USA I think, then I don't remember. But I DO remember how USA the complete pussy tried to fight me. let's break this down.
== Iraq vs USA ==
So I am going through a door and I see USA and some stupid af ally of him, Qatar.
Now, it's best to use this image to understand how this happened.
So I was walking into the second playground door (I came from the other door) and I see USA. He(or "it" cuz he gay and lgbt) stops me and says I "have to look for Jamaica because he is feeling sad or because he's gonna get beaten" (he should feel sad and get beaten) but I say no because I am HIM. ok im joking im not but im more HIM than USA.
So i then just walk towards the door and then this guy starts tryna shove and fight me. However, this guy was a pussy so he positioned himself in between the door. This essentially gives a decent range to throw a punch but also has defence from the door. Despite this, i got him into a weird position(not gonna say what for legal reasons) eventually we withdrew.
At this point, Iraq had tried multiple times to retaliate against USA, but didn't due to time constraints. Now however, it was the perfect time to retaliate, since there's also footage of him doing his bullshit.
So I straight up said to him "USA, im getting the teachers on you". While this might not sound intimidating, to USA he was devastated. He then tried to get a teacher first with the claim that im spying on him? idk it was stupid as fuck. But he didn't so what did he do? He had to ask some older kids to get me(Qatar statement). Because im just HIM I avoided that, but bro the pussiness of this guy is just insane. Can't fight a stickbug. crazy. Anyway USA tried to tell people about my plan, and a lot of them expressed a bit of concern which is honestly funny, they're concerned that some dumbass kid is gonna get in trouble cuz he's a dumbass.
Anyway, the funniest thing to happen was Pakistan's reaction. 
"Iraq, what did you say to Angola(the teacher whos a dumass pussy) I promise i won't be mad."
Bitch, do I give a shit about what you think? This isn't even back in my old Iraq days when I genuinely liked her, now I considered her as nothing less than a weirdo. I just said "nothing" because i didn't at the time.
Then, when I got home, I started Operation Iraqi Shield. I won't get into how I did it, but I will give the (hilarious) results 
== July 16(Operation Iraqi Shield) ==
Next day, I didn't go to school for half day because doing this would create more emotional pain(im a master in pyschology dont question me) 
when i did come in, i tried to hide from Qatar and USA because they would be anooying. However, me and Qatar had same maths class so we saw each other. 
He would then go on to say "WhY ArE YoU LyiNG???" and whatnot. he also said that USA had cried for 12 straight minutes, which was funny af. The lesson apart from that was fairly normal since i was just talking with Egypt and one of his friends, but at one point Jamaica said some shit about how i shouldnt talk to them or something like that, i just said "nah i do what i want"(most likely paraphrasing).
Unfortunately, the teacher allowed us to sit wherever we wanted, which made it so Pakistan wouldnt talk to me which i was hoping for since it would be too funny to see her reaction. 
In lunchtime, this is where it gets stupid. Angola saw me and was asking me about some stuff, saying that USA was very "apologetic" and wanted to be friends??? i said that no because on week 9 he explicitly said to me in private that he has no intrest in being friends. 
After that was art, honestly nothing happened tbh. then Angola came in, and he asked some more questions to me, USA and Qatar. I was considering walking out when USA came, considering that USA and his dumbass allies strategize with most people on what to say and stuff. Because of Angola being a dumb bitch he said that its just a misunderstanding. Unfortunately i didnt say to USA "That was pointless, il just take you to court and fix it there" but bro if i did i would have destroyed him more than i already did. With me not coming after this day(only 3 days left anyway) the Second Gulf War ended with a 2 way Iraqi victory, and Operation Iraqi Shield ended with an Iraqi victory.
== USA tries to retaliate??? ==
A day after Iraqi Shield(we are on July 17 now) USA tried to tell some complete bullshit to China. For now i will not say much, but when i can il just dump the screenshot of the messages. Essientally China told me on discord:
C:(china) im not allowed talk to you
I: why
C: USA got told off. did you not come in cuz ur gonna get jumped
I: that doesnt make any sense, il ask Angola
C: nah its fine we can talk on here they wont know
I: how u know i was gonna get jumped?
C: I have my ways
again i cant say much because the time since then is too short.
However, this convo proves how much of a shithead China is, trying to be friends with both USA and me, then not even giving clear answers to me getting jumped. This also proves how much of a pyschopath and ******** USA is.
== 2nd Iraqi retaliation: Iraqi Storm ==
After USA did his shit, Iraqi launched Operation Iraqi Storm. While Iraqi Shield was more focused on bringing USA some justice, Iraqi Storm was made to do as much damage as possible.
The exact date for Iraqi Storm is unknown. 
The process of doing Iraqi storm was the same as Iraqi shield, however this time I sent it to the head of school, and boy oh boy did USA get trashed.
Again, for legal reasons i cant say too much detail. However I can say a bit about the results.
According to the headteacher, USA had his parents come in to discuss events related to Iraqi Shield(him tryna fight and shit) and a few things happened:
USA got his holiday canceled
Angola would have his bonus cut, so he lost about £5000 
USA's mum said that USA is a "failure" and a "disgrace to the family"
USA cried for (i believe) 30 minutes, even more when his holiday got canceled.
Angola would have a warning that all staff would know about (L bozo) 
but here is the great part: USA would have to attend some anti bullying club for some time and do a test. If he fails, he has to go back. Alongside this, he would have a 30-minute+ detention every day for 1 month. If he failed his test i think he also has to do another month, not exactly sure about that tho.
And this was most likely true, since i have seen some photos of him and he looks depressed af, more than during the Iraqi Invasion of USA x Pakistan
so yeah, Iraqi Storm was immensely successful. It probably also destroyed a lot of his social life, but im more interested in his relationship with Pakistan. Unfortunately, i don't know anymore but i assume that Iraqi Storm caused some significant damage. I am immensely grateful for this.
So yeah, Operation Iraqi Storm was an Iraqi victory.
== USA X Pakistan moment????? ==
This is something i thought about recently so imma quickly go over it.
Basically when i was not in during the last 3 days there might have been a USA x Pakistan moment.
is there any proof? no.
is it possible? absolutely. During the last days everyone gets a bit mental, and stupid people do stupid things. She is also very liberal, relaxed and progressive so she might have done something
personally i dont think so, even though shes a dumbass i think she had enough iq to not do worse than she already did. If something was to happen between her and USA then Egypt or China would have probably told me, but ive got nothing.
but even if anything happened, idc. As I said, "Obviously, enemies are enemies and you don't want them collaborating, hoever (pun intended) when your enemies are people with room iq temperature at best( mine is like -50 I think) you don't need to worry about collaboration cuz they are too stupid to do anything meaningful. Remember, these are the same people who need to record a fake video to prove their point. They are not smart and any collaboration is meaningless" (yes i just copied and pasted that)