Fidget’s Looking Out for Himself/Dinner Plans

(The next morning, out in the desert near a well somewhere, a pile of sand begins to move. Suddenly it exploded as a familiar crippled male bat came out spitting out sand in annoyance. It's Fidget)
Fidget: Finally, out of that sand trap.
(Fidget got himself loose. His bottom is stuck inside the black lamp he, Demidevimon, Pain, Panic, Arukenimon, Mummymon, and Malomyotismon's group, who got tricked into becoming a powerful genie like Figment only to end up trapped in a black lamp in the last story, are trapped in)
Fidget: (Sighs) I have an itching feeling that I got sand in places I didn't know existed.
(He smacks his right ear, spilling sand out of his left ear. Then he did the same with the left ear, spilling sand out of his right ear)
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Enough, Widget!
Malomyotismon: (Voice-over) Are we out yet?!
Fidget: (Mockingly in annoyance) "Are we out yet?" This! "Are we out yet?" That! (Seriously in anger) Of course we are, guys! No thanks to you. And Vanitas, it's Fidget, not Widget!
(Fidget then struggles to get his bottom half out)
Fidget: I swear, if my bottom wasn't stuck somehow in that black lamp with you, you would be still be down there rotting for all I care!
(Suddenly the black lamp glows a red light and sent Fidget flying out, bottom and all. The crippled bat crashed into some sand nearby)
Malomyotismon: (Voice-over) Now that's done, get me and my army out of here so we may have our revenge.
(Fidget gets up and groaned)
Fidget: Tell you what. I'll let you out when I feel like it!
Hades: (Voice-over) Just do it, you crippled fool!
(Fidget frowns angrily as he walks back to the black lamp)
Fidget: You know what? No. At least I wasn't a fool like you guys are. And I'm tired of being pushed around a lot by people like you!
Malomyotismon's group and henchmen: (Voice-over) WHAT?!
Demidevimon: (Voice-over) But you're our partner!
Pain: (Voice-over) Now let us out!
Panic: (Voice-over) Pretty please?
Fidget: Maybe I don't wanna. Who came up with the good ideas besides the rest of you guys? Me! Who did all the abusive work while you just sit there, laughing at me, beating me up? Me! Me, me, me!
Drake: (Voice-over) Is this the thanks we get for taking you in after your family's tragic death?!
Mephiles: (Voice-over) Drake has a point!
Mr. Electric: (Voice-over) If it weren't for us, you would've been starving on the streets, begging for money, crying (Mockingly) "Alms for the poor!"
(Fidget started to get furious on Mr. Electric's line)
Fidget: It's true I was a street urchin once, but...!
Infinite: (Voice-over) Hold your tongue, Fidget!
Fidget: I will not hold my tongue!
Arukenimon: (Voice-over) Oh, yes you will!
Mummymon: (Voice-over) We don't care about your problems! If there's one thing we care about, it's revenge against the ones who trapped us in here!
Vanitas: (Voice-over) Now get us OUT OF HERE!!
(Fidget finally snapped on Mummymon and Vanitas' lines. Then expressing his anger, he begins singing)
Fidget: That's it
I've had it
I hate to be dramatic
But it's time for me to fly the coop
(The black lamp shoots out an energy blast at Fidget, but he dodged it)
Fidget: Terrific
Fine
I'm drawing the line
Before I wind up in some loser soup
(Fidget smirks playfully as he picks up the black lamp and goes to the well nearby)
Fidget: I was a fool to let you run the show
(He held the black lamp over the well as he continued)
Fidget: I'm cutting you loose, pals
Look out below
(Fidget drops the black lamp down the well. And the trapped villains' screams are heard as the black lamp fell to the bottom. Fidget waves goodbye as he continued)
Fidget: Arrividerci
C'est la vie
Hope all goes well
I'm looking out for me
(With that, Fidget flew off. Later, he arrives in Agrabah and begins to fly around)
Fidget: Ah, Agrabah. I missed you so much! And I'm gonna find me a great place to stay! Hopefully.
(Fidget stops and sees a man looking at him as he fixes his stall, not taking the crippled bat seriously. Fidget got in his face as he resumed singing, as if talking to him in an effort to convince him to let him stay with him)
Fidget: Okay
I'm little
Been playing second fiddle
And I don't get no respect
(The man, however, glared at him, remembering how he and the villains took over Agrabah, grabs a tomato and threw it at him. Fidget dodged it as he places his arm around a camel who looks at him oddly)
Fidget: I turn the other cheek
But this busted wing
Is the only thanks that I get
(At a fruit stand where Bowser is working, Fidget tried to talk some reason in him too through song)
Fidget: I never found a friend that I can trust
They promise caviar
And leave me eating dust
(But Bowser, like the man before, angrily swipes at him with his sword, but Fidget got out of the way in time and landed on the top of another camel. He sighed as he sat down)
Fidget: That's some reward for loyalty
From here on in
I'm looking out for me
(He then secretly swiped an apple from a nearby stand after getting up and eats it. At a jewelry stand, another man was looking at a diamond pleased. To his shock, he sees Fidget wearing a bunch of jewels in a million of reflections. Putting the diamond down, he sees Fidget right in front of him)
Fidget: Oh, I don't need nobody else
I'll never fail
I'll cover my own tail
(The other man angrily tries to grab at him but Fidget dodged too quickly for him, dropping the jewels. Then many other citizens angrily slams the door in his face when Fidget tried to reason with them through song that he wants to live with them)
Fidget: I can take care of myself
(Fidget then got on the top of an elephant dancing on top of it with various birds as he continued to sing)
Fidget: You know, it just don't pay
To give a hoot
I've gave all my heart
And what do I get?
Da boot
I'm through with that
I'm flapping free
From here on in
I'm looking out for me
(The song over, he jumps and lands on the ground, pose styled. He waited for an applause, but the people just glared angrily at him, making him compose himself and try to reason with him)
Fidget: Okay, listen. I may have made a bad start with Myotismon and his army, but if you find it in your hearts....
(Then a watermelon is thrown at him, sending him flying onto a wall. Fidget recovered, wiping the chunks off as the people continued glaring)
Woman 1: Why should we give you a place to stay here?
Man 1: After all you've done to us?
Woman 2: You're crazy!
Fidget: (Wiping the last chunks off) I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested.
Bowser: (Sarcastically) Well, good for you! Loser!
(Then with that, he and the people stormed off, leaving poor Fidget alone as he tried to call out to them)
Fidget: Please, wait! Just give me a...! Chance.
(But too late, the people went back to their businesses. Then tears filling his eyes slowly, Fidget sadly got up and after sniffling, he walked away. Elsewhere in Agrabah, the heroes are flying thanks to Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx as Pazu's group, Popple, Yoshi, and Stellaluna laughed. Popple went gaga'ed at some sacks of gold. Before he could grab one, Pazu grabs it and starts throwing gold across the ground, making the people who caught them happy)
Pazu: Popple, you know the plan was that we don't really need this money and treasure.
Sparx: Yep. Since you, Yoshi, and Pazu's group are living at the palace and all, there isn't any use for anything else, right?
Popple: (Shrugs) Yeah, true.
Stellaluna: And remember when you said for me to thank you for saving me earlier?
Group: (Nods) Yep.
Ace: And now we can say it; You're welcome.
(Ace then drops a small gold rod into a beggar's bowl. The beggar saw it and grins happily. Next, Sharkboy dropped some more gold and it landed in front of a woman and her children. The children jumped into the gold playfully as their mother looks up into the sky amazed)
Mother: It's a miracle!
(As more gold got thrown away, Popple smiled after throwing a gold medallion down to a woman)
Cynder: Hey, don't be like that.
Stellaluna: We aren't throwing everything away.
Spyro: Stellaluna has a point.
(Popple sees that Pazu is still holding up the crystal rose)
Popple: (Smiling) All right!
Pazu: (Looking at the crystal rose) This is for Sheeta.
Popple: (Slapping his forehead) Oh, great!
Sharkboy: Relax!
(He hands Popple a diamond)
Sharkboy: That's for you.
(Popple shrugged and accepted the diamond. The group flew back to the palace and arrived at Sheeta's group's balcony. Upon landing, Pazu's group walked forward and looked surprised as they saw a growling Raksha moving at them. Even Yoshi chirps in concern)
Pazu: (Nervously) Now, now, Raksha. Calm down.
(Raksha growled and pounced at Pazu causing him to scream as he fell to the ground. Then, with a smile, Raksha chuckled and licked the boy's face causing him to laugh as well. Even the group, seeming to have known this all along, laughed)
Pazu: Okay, you got me.
(Pazu nudges the wolf away gently as he got back up. Then turned to the curtained section)
Pazu: How was the score this time?
(Then the Mane Seven, consisting Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Sunset Shimmer, and Spike, and Leatherhead themselves came out with smiles as Twilight Sparkle held up her timer)
Twilight Sparkle: 12 seconds. A new record.
Leatherhead: The last one be 9 seconds, you betcha.
Raksha: (Flattered) I am the best at pretending to not remember Pazu's group.
(Then a male voice speaks up)
Male voice: Ah, you must be Pazu and his gang, right?
(They looked and saw seven teenage boys and a female dragon arriving with smiles. The first teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with pale yellow skin, pale blue eyes, short pale blue hair, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with the sleeves rolled up underneath a green knit vest with a blue shooting star in the middle, aqua blue watch-like wristbands, bluish gray pants, white socks, and blue and white converse shoes. He is Comet Tail, the leader and brains of the Stallion Seven and Twilight Sparkle’s boyfriend. The second teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with pale blue skin, green eyes, short dark blue hair that is swept at the top, a yellow short-sleeved shirt underneath a blue jacket with two yellow stripes on the shoulder part of the sleeves and a winged yellow lightning bolt on the side of his jacket, white pants, white socks, and blue and yellow strapped shoes with white straps. He is Soarin, the competitive racer member of the Stallion Seven and Rainbow Dash’s boyfriend. The third teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with medium blue skin, yellow eyes, and short wavy white and gray striped hair, and wearing a pale blue short-sleeve shirt with light purple rims, a gray pin with a purple heart symbol on it underneath a gray hoodless jacket with the sleeves rolled up, purple wristbands, dark blue pants, and purple shoes with white rims and shoelaces. He is Pokey Pierce, the romantic member of the Stallion Seven and Pinkie Pie’s boyfriend. The fourth teenageboy is a teenage pony-like human with light gold yellow skin, blue eyes, and short blue hair, and wearing a white short-sleeved shirt with a blue shield and yellow lightning bolt in the center underneath a slate gray jacket with a red and white stripe around the torso and shoulder part of his sleeves, blue pants with the bottom rim rolled up, and slate gray shoes with white markings. He is Flash Sentry, the fast jock boy of the Stallion Seven and Sunset Shimmer’s boyfriend. The fifth teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with pale gold yellow skin, green eyes, and short neck-length orange hair with pale orange streaks, and wearing a brown cowboy hat, an orange long-sleeved button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up, a brown leather vest with an apple symbol on the side, a brown belt with a purple apple buckle, blue pants, and brown cowboy boots. He is Braeburn, the rodeo rider of the Stallion Seven and Fluttershy’s boyfriend. The sixth teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with slate gray skin, pale yellow eyes, and short pale cyan hair with pale gray stripes, and wearing a red short-sleeved shirt underneath a black short-sleeved jacket with a white lightning bolt and gray cloud on the side, black wristbands with a white stripe, a pale yellow belt with a white buckle, light blue pants, and black and white sneakers. He is Thunderlane, the brawny member of the Stallion Seven and Rarity’s boyfriend. The last teenage boy is a teenage pony-like human with gold yellow skin, blue eyes, and short brown curled hair, and wearing a yellow short-sleeved shirt with three horseshoe symbols on the front over a pale yellow long-sleeved shirt, pale tan brown pants, and yellow shoes with dark yellow rims. He is Caramel, the fun-lover of the Stallion Seven and Applejack’s boyfriend. And the female dragon is a young female dragon with blue scales, dark blue mohawk-like horns on her head, pale blue underbelly, and red eyes. She is Ember, Spike’s girlfriend. Upon seeing them, Leatherhead and the Mane Seven introduced them)
Rarity: Oh! Pazu, guys. This is our boyfriends and girlfriend, the Stallion Seven and Ember.
Rainbow Dash: And the boys' names; Comet Tail, Soarin, Caramel, Braeburn, Thunderlane, Pokey Pierce, and Flash Sentry.
Applejack: They are Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, mine, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Sunset Shimmer's respective boyfriends.
Ember: And I'm Spike's girlfriend.
Spike: Exactly!
Leatherhead: And they be the new recruits in the palace guard unit.
(Impressed, the group greeted them. Then after straightening themselves up, Pazu's group looked at their friends)
Pazu's group: So guys, how do we look?
Seven female voices: I think you look perfect.
(They turned and smiled as they see Sheeta, Lavagirl, and the Dazzlings, consisting Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Starlight Glimmer, Sonata Dusk, and Trixie, coming out onto the balcony smiling at them)
Pazu: Sheeta!
Sharkboy: Lavagirl!
Gangreen Gang: Dazzlings!
Sheeta: My sister, cousins, and I were wondering where you and your friends were, Pazu.
Trixie: We've missed you.
Ace: Oh we were out getting a few things.
(The palace residents noticed Stellaluna and got impressed smiles for some reason)
Adagio: Hey! Is that the special female magical bat Uncle Charlie and Aunt Sasha asked you to rescue yesterday?
Group: Yep!
Snake: Sssssaved her from those ssssonssss of....
(Ace socks him)
Snake: I meanssss, the jawsssss of death.
Stellaluna: (To the palace residents with a nod) And I am extremely grateful to them.
Leatherhead: And did you take back the stolen treasure the kidnappers stole?
Sonata: And gave them to the people of Agrabah as charity?
Group: Yep!
Stellaluna: It's true. I saw the whole thing even.
(The group smiled. For it turned out the reason Pazu's group, Yoshi, Popple, Spyro, Cynder, and Sparx rescued Stellaluna and stole the treasure from Swackhammer, Ruggedo, and Hunter J yesterday night was because Charlie and Sasha, having heard of Stellaluna's special powers from a witness who saw the kidnapping and thefts in the outskirts of Agrabah, asked Pazu's group to rob back the treasure from the three villains and rescue the poor female magical bat from their clutches, like how Robin Hood and his Merry Men would, and since they accomplished the mission, everything is fine now. In fact, ever since Pazu's gang moved into the palace as a reward for saving Agrabah and earned the worthiness of Pazu's group marrying Sheeta's group, Pazu's group, under Sheeta's group, Leatherhead, Charlie, Sasha, and Itchy's request, are now named Agrabah's official Merry Team, like Robin Hood and his Merry Men, stealing from the villains, and giving to the poor and rich, and rescuing anybody who is kidnapped. Anyway, Pazu remembered something)
Pazu: (Remembering something) Oh! And I even got this.
(He pulls out the crystal rose and held it out to Sheeta)
Pazu: Like this? This is for you.
Sheeta: Wow! It's lovely!
(Sheeta took the crystal rose and looks at it lovingly. Popple rolled his eyes with a chuckle. Sheeta pulled Pazu into a deep kiss. Sheeta lets go as she walks off)
Sheeta: (Playfully) It must've cost a fortune.
Pazu: (Winks) Well, what can I say?
Billy: (Playfully) It was, after all, a steal.
(Grubber blows a raspberry in agreement. The palace residents chuckled in agreement, knowing that their outsider friends really meant. As Sheeta goes back into her room followed by the others, she puts the crystal rose in a vase with a real one. Popple came in and begins sneaking around smirking. He got plans to get his hands on the crystal rose as well)
Aria: We were hoping you would come back to us.
Sheeta: Mother, Father, and Itchy wanted you and your friends to join us for dinner.
Starlight: They have an important surprise announcement to make.
Pazu's group: What is it?
Sheeta's group: You, of course.
Arturo: (Playfully) Are we in problemo? Meaning "Trouble?"
Lavagirl: (Playfully) Let's say, this is one trouble you wouldn't want to miss.
(They chuckled. Popple, at the same time, hid under the table in the shadows and try to reach for the crystal rose. But as he pulled his hand back, he realized he took the real one by mistake. He threw it away in annoyance)
Snake: What'sss the ssssurprissssse?
Aria: Sorry, Snake.
Adagio: We can't say what it is.
Sheeta: We promised Mother, Father, and Itchy. Just wait.
(Popple tried once more. He felt like he has the crystal rose and tried to pull his hand back. But the hand felt like it was stuck. He took a look and realized, to his horror, that Leatherhead is looking at him, tsking at him)
Popple: (Sweat drops) Hoo boy....
Leatherhead: "Hoo boy" is right, by gumbo. Ya got your hand caught in the cookie jar.
(The others, meanwhile, didn't see or hear this)
Pazu: So in other words, don't spoil it.
Trixie: That's right.
Rainbow Dash: In fact, you defeated Myotismon's group and their henchmen, saved Agrabah, and saved the princesses.
Soarin: You are heroes.
Stellaluna: Just like how you saved my life.
Pazu: Well, you're right on that.
Ace: That's us.
Sharkboy: Ready for anything dished out at us.
(Suddenly crash noises are heard. They looked as Raksha is chasing Popple all over the place as Leatherhead approached them. Popple jumped up a curtain)
Leatherhead: Popple here is tryin' to take away the crystal rose.
Raksha: (Reaching for Popple) It's for Sheeta, Popple! You should know that!
(Raksha tugged on the curtain causing Popple to fall off. He bounced off Spyro and landed in a bunch of powder sending a lot of it around. As the smoke clears, Pazu's group and Yoshi frowned at Popple who lied in the powder. Pazu's group chuckled sheepishly at Sheeta's group)
Sheeta: Well, before dinner, I think you guys should clean up, you know?
Fluttershy: Yep!
Rarity: No need to go around like that!
(The group agreed and then Pazu's group dagger glanced at a powder-covered Popple. Popple smiled nervously and offered the crystal rose he swiped during the chase)
Popple: Crystal rose?
Ace: (Rolling his eyes) And don't do it again.
(Popple nods guiltily. Then they walked away to go get dressed for tonight's dinner)
Coming up: When Pazu and Spyro's groups, Popple, Yoshi, and even Itchy, Leatherhead, the Stallion Seven, Mane Seven, and Stellaluna meets Fidget, who ends up begging them to take him in, they refuse to believe him at first, until he comes to the surprise rescue when Swackhammer, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and their thieves attack, and afterwards, the heroes decide to give Fidget another chance, especially after Stellaluna heals his injury he got in the ambush. Then later, after hiding Fidget in a secret cage in the palace gardens, the heroes are soon reunited with Figment, who is now home from his world travels.
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