N'Klok

N'Klok is the fifth boss of Obsidirain's Lair, and is the first boss around the water area, or at least the second half of the dungeon. N'Klok has two phases, the first being a "simultaneous strike" sort of phase, the second being a DPS race as it prepares a devastating tidal wave that wipes the raid. 
==Abilities==
===Phase 1: The Spawn of a Thousand Hells===
N'Klok has 15 tentacles out no matter what difficulty. Five use melee, five use magic, and five use ranged. After one dies, another will spawn in the same spot after 30 seconds. If another tentacle dies while one is dead, it will add a stack of 5 seconds on it's timer. The goal is to kill all the tentacles at once. N'Klok's head will periodically appear in the phase using only one ability three times before submerging.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060829181108/wowwiki/images/thumb/e/e5/Ability_creature_poison_04.png/32px-Ability_creature_poison_04.png Melee Tentacle: Summons a melee using tentacle in the place of another dead tentacle.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060829181108/wowwiki/images/thumb/e/e5/Ability_creature_poison_04.png/32px-Ability_creature_poison_04.png Magic Tentacle: Summons a magic using tentacle in the place of another dead tentacle.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060829181108/wowwiki/images/thumb/e/e5/Ability_creature_poison_04.png/32px-Ability_creature_poison_04.png Ranged Tentacle: Summons a ranged using tentacle in the place of another dead tentacle.
**http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070106055957/wowwiki/images/thumb/5/59/Spell_nature_healingway.png/32px-Spell_nature_healingway.png Mortally Wound Repair: If a tentacle is left alone for 6 seconds, it begins to heal itself for 15% (20%) per 0.4 seconds.
*http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070114115761/wowwiki/images/thumb/2/20/Ability_druid_cyclone.png/32px-Ability_druid_cyclone.png Murky Waters: Deals 68,343 - 71,245 damage to any enemies engaging an active tentacle. Uses three times, once every six seconds.
===Phase 2: Ravager===
N'Klok's head will appear fully in the second phase, and is where the damage should be dealt. Tentacles will also be summoned during this phase as well, but they are needless to kill, they only become a nuisance. After a while, about up to 30 tentacles can be up at once.
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060829181108/wowwiki/images/thumb/e/e5/Ability_creature_poison_04.png/32px-Ability_creature_poison_04.png Tentacle Swarm: Summons three tentacles at random positions, one of each attack style.
**http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923201243/wowwiki/images/thumb/c/c0/Spell_shadow_curseofmannoroth.png/32px-Spell_shadow_curseofmannoroth.png Shadowy Veil: Buffs the tentacles with shadow magic after being summoned for 20 seconds. The tentacles deal periodic shadow damage with their attacks, dealing an extra 4,312 damage with their hits plus 669 per second.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090228010559/wowwiki/images/thumb/a/a0/Spell_shadow_devouringplague.png/32px-Spell_shadow_devouringplague.png Psykinetic Burst: N'Klok charges up an eye ball and summons it. After five seconds it will explode, dealing 84,000 damage to all players within 10 yards of the eyeball. The eyeball can be killed, and when it is, it will only deal 20,000 damage to all players.
**http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070106004142/wowwiki/images/thumb/1/1e/Spell_frost_frostbolt02.png/32px-Spell_frost_frostbolt02.png Icy Droplets: Twenty ice packs will fly over the platform. They are dodgeable. If hit, they freeze the player for 10 seconds. They are more susceptible to tentacle and N'Klok's attacks by 85% for 20 seconds afterwards.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120221042550/wowwiki/images/thumb/1/14/Inv_sword_1h_deathwingraiddw_d_01.png/32px-Inv_sword_1h_deathwingraiddw_d_01.png Bladed Tentacle: N'Klok transforms his tentacle into a bladed weapon, and rips across the platform in a line. Deals 145,000 damage per second.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051006054354/wowwiki/images/thumb/2/2f/Ability_racial_cannibalize.png/32px-Ability_racial_cannibalize.png Bite: Players close to N'Klok will be bit for 60,000 damage every 10 seconds.
*http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080805054550/wowwiki/images/thumb/b/bc/Spell_shaman_tidalwaves.png/32px-Spell_shaman_tidalwaves.png Ravaging Tidal Wave: After 12 (10) minutes in the phase, N'Klok produces a massive tidal wave that deals 650,000 damage to all players.
==Preparation==
N'Klok's preparation is essential for the first phase. You should have a plan for all the tentacles to all fall down together. Remember that when one dies, it respawns in thirty seconds, giving you time to kill another, which extends it by five. If you're fast, this would give you 100 seconds for the first tentacle, and so forth. Use multi-hit abilities, such as an Assassin's (Dancing Assassin) attack to hit the tentacles.
==Tactics==
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==Quotes==
===Intro===
*N'Klok: Astermay isway erehay! Astermay isway erehay!
*Obsidirain: Yes, and I have urgent news. Enemies are coming!
*Eythay urvivedsay ouryay amesflay?
*Obsidirain: They haven't even accepted my wrath yet. I'm toying with them.
*Tz'koran: OBSIDIRAIN!
*Obsidirain: You do realize this is only the fifth. You have long to go.
*IFTHFAY IFTHFAY IFTHFAY!
*Tz'koran: That language...
*Obsidirain: Pig latin, bitches! N'Klok, extinguish them!
*Obsidirain: And please try not to dampen the cave. It moists the atmosphere. Be lucky I let you chill in my swimming pool you faceless wretch!
*IWAY ALLSHAY ILLKAY OUYAY ALLWAY!
===Battle===
*Atwhay atheticpay ubbishray!
*Astetay ethay ilthfay ofway esethay atersway!
*Entaclestay, attackway!
*KIKIKIKIKIKIKIK!
*Acksmay attackway!
===Phases===
*N'Klok: Armsway!
**Obsidirain: Hahahaha! So many spawns, you've done well, for once!
***N'Klok: Iumphtray!
****Obsidirain: Don't be an idiot! LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. It took me... hours... to cleanse that platform.
*N'Klok: Ownay Iway amway angryway!
**Obsidirain: I wouldn't be able to tell. You're a bloody kraken like monstrosity!
===Killing a player===
*KUKUKUKUKUKU!
*Enchdray!
*Uckersay unchedpay!
**Obsidirain: That is a perfect pun. How come you didn't make THAT one of your abilities? You dumb pile of smackers!
*Obsidirain: Go swim the fishes! Wait a minute... N'Klok! You ate them ALL AGAIN?
===Defeat===
*Onay! Onay! Ownay I'mway immingsway ithway ethay ishesfay! Orway ustjay... owningdray.
===Outro===
*Obsidirain: I must commend you for defeating FIVE of my experiments. FIVE! ALL OF MY STUPIDEST MINIONS! Actually no, they served a purpose of entertainment. But now, perhaps I should just burn you all-
*Obsidirain: Wait... that music... YES! RAVE TIME!
*Obsidirain: One of my fun minions! Yes! Time for a revolution! Bring on the punch and dip! Let's make this exciting. Oh and for you adventurers. Hurry up. I haven't gotten all day. This music puts me in a good mood, and I'm not ready to relish it.
==Loot and Wealth==
N'Klok awards 14 items, 7 which are randomly chosen. N'Klok is a source of baubles, including a melee shield, and all trinkets for raids. The melee shield is the only source of armor.
Item 	Type 	Quantity	Drop Rate	Wealth
[Putrox, the Faceless Bulwark]	Melee shield	1 	Low 	
[Bauble of Liquid Flames] 	ATK ring 	1 	Medium 	
[Brute-Forged Band] 	DEF ring 	1 	Medium 	
[Cape of Adrenaline Taste] 	SP. ATK cape	1 	Medium 	
[Abstract Eyeball Cloak] 	SP. DEF cape	1 	Medium 	
[Intensify] 	Necklace 	1 	Medium 	
[Corrupted Blood's Grip] 	Bracelet 	1 	Medium 	
[Polymer Waistguard] 	Belt 	1 	Medium 	
[Cummerbund of N'Klok] 	Belt 	1 	Medium 	
[Tentacle Manacle] 	Bracelet 	4 	Medium 	
[Fleshwater Respite] 	Consumable 	4 	Low 	
[Murky Incense of the Lake] 	Consumable 	4 	Medium 	
[Kraken's Blood] 	Consumable 	4 	Very Low 	
[Silversteel Arcanum Liquid] 	Consumable 	4 	High 	
==Achievements==
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==Notes==
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Category:Obsidirain's Lair bosses