G.I. D'oh/Quotes

:Milhouse: Bart, can we go to Banana Republic? There's a mannequin there I have a crush on.
:Bart: Milhouse, that is the most pathetic thing I've ever . . . (sees the mannequin) Oh my God, she's beautiful!
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:Principal Skinner: I'd do anything for my beloved Army.
:Army Recruiter: How about re-enlisting?
:Principal Skinner: How about you bite me?
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:Homer: Hey baby. Ya like obstacle courses?
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:Moe: Heh, heh. This is the first time I ever watered down my liquor!
:Lenny: Moe, why are your eyes darting back and forth like that?
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:Homer: How would you like to be stacked naked in a pile and while a hillbilly girl points and laughs at you?
:Cletus: That was our last Christmas card!
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:Army Recruiter: Yo! I don't know which one I dig more: Hip-hop, Crunk or serving my country.
:Jimbo: Are you guys hitting on us?
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:Army Recruiter: We just want to talk to you about something near and dear to us.
:Dolph: What? Being gay?
:Army Recruiter: Close. The Army.
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:Marge: Homer, our son joined the army!
:Homer: Yeah, big deal. By the time Bart is 18, we're gonna control the world… We're China, right?
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:Army Private: Sir, you can't just invade an American city without authorization.
:Colonel: Yes, I can. Congress slipped it into the National Broccoli Day proclamation
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:Army Sergeant: Gentleman, I'm going to be frank; never before has the Army accepted recruits with such low test scores.
:Homer: That's an odd way to start handing out medals.
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:(Homer peers out of a manhole cover at oncoming tanks)
:Homer: Bring it on chumps! (The tank runs over the manhole he is peeping out of) Oooh! Fingers, fingers, fingers!
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:Homer: (to the drill instructor) Are you going to ask us our major malfunctions?
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:Marge: Don't worry. I have a secret weapon. One more deadly than any gun.
:Bart: Lisa's face?
:Marge: A phone tree.
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:Krusty: That's the plan. We all meet at the reservoir at 8:00 p.m.
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Category:Season 18 quotes