S01E06 - Worship Takes Time

This is the first episode where they started pimping out the merchandise in their store. The initial designs included:
* Hermione so Fione
* Loco for Draco
* Into Snape and Not Sorry
* Professor McGotItGoinOn
* Nice Guy Ron
* Keep it Sexy and Magical (which became the slogan/logo for the Potterotics Facebook Group)
The title of this chapter is "Worship 1".
== Episode Summary ==
If the enormous tub full of hot water wasn't enough to make it steamy in the Prefects' bathroom, Snape and Hermione definitely are. Things heat up as Snape moves onto more traditional erogenous zones.
== Notable Moments ==
* Mention of Snape's Erogenous Zone Map
* Mention of Danny
* Referenced Snape's disinterest in BJs from the previous episode.
* Linguistic lessons or How to Pronounce Severus in a Sexy Way
* Muggle lovemaking...where's the spells?
* Is Snape a vampire? Artery and vein mentions make Lyndsay and Allie wonder...cue Twilight comparisons.
* "Put your pelvis on my pelvis" and other associated pelvis jokes.
* FIRST KISS!
* So much kissing
* Severus has callused hands which sort of makes him a carpenter...which sort of makes him Jesus-like?
* Severus is given a southern US country twang for some reason? Allie and Lyndsay also seem confused as to why this is.
* Tales of Misadventure from Lyndsay's youth (being grinded on in the dance clubs...but only if the guy was cute.)
* Mystical Muff reference
* Comparing Snape's standing behind Hermione to NEXT's Too Close lyrics.
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