Who Shot Squidward Jr.?

Who Shot Squidward Jr.? is an episode of The Amazing World of Squidward. In this episode, Squidward shoots his son and must cover it up.
== Characters ==
* Squidward
* Squilvia
* Squidward Jr.
* The Police
* Fred
== Transcript ==
Squidward:Son, what are you doing?
Junior:I'm watching TV!
Squidward:I WANT TO WATCH TV! *shoots him*
Squilvia:WAS THAT A GUNSHOT?!
Squidward:Yep, our son died.
Squilvia:WHAT?! WAS IT YOU?!
Squidward:*hides gun* no, i don't know who it was.
Squilvia:WE GOTTA TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL!
Squidward:Noooooo, please, i don't want to go.
French Narrator:Sometime later....
Junior:I'm glad i survived.
Police:Hey young man,did you see who shooted you?
Junior:It was my dad!
Squidward:Ha, ha, ha. You're so funny son! Don't worry police, i'll find out who did it! *dresses up as a detective* Mmmh.......it was Squilvia.
Squilvia:WHAT?!
Junior:WHAT?!
Police:*GASP*
Squilvia:It wasn't me! Besides, you have to show proof!
Squidward:Here's the proof:Snowwhite has 7 dwarfs, Squidward Jr. is small like a dwarf, Squilvia has 8 letters. Also her name finishes with the letter a, what else finishes with the letter a? America. Squilvia thinks America sucks. BOOM!
Police:Well, it looks like you just made that up on the spot...
Police 2:But what if it was really her?
Police:Mmmmhhh, let's arrest both!
Police 2:Good idea!
Police:Hey, where are they?
Squidward:*is in the boat with Squilvia* HOLY DUCK LET'S GO LET'S GO *runs Fred over*
Fred:MY LEG!
== Trivia ==
* CartoonGuy is stupid, Squilvia is spelled with 8 letters.
*This is the first The Amazing World of Squidward episode to have the 'MY LEG!' running gag.
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