Toasti

The Toasti is a 9th generation console, though it is often considered to be ahead of it's time. It is created by Phinix, in collaboration with Kitchenmaid, and is said to be released on April 1st, 2017.
==Console==
The console itself is a toaster-console hybrid. How it works is it has 2 slots on top of the Toasti just like any normal toaster. You have one slot where you can insert game cartridges, and the other slot is the screen. The game cartridges themselves are bread, that you toast, and then the screen is actually bread too. The bread-screen pops out of the slot, and shows the game. Every frame for the bread screen is a peice of bread, so if you want 60 fps, you need 60 peices of bread per second. You can adjust your bread-screen settings by adjusting the slider on the front. If you want a weaker image, go to mildly toasted. If you want an average image, go to toasted. If you want your bread nearly burned, go to extreme toastage. It's that simple. Now I know what you're wondering "But where's the controller?". Well, take a look.
The controller itself is a peice of toast. The controller has 2 shoulder pads/triggers one on the right and one on the left, a d-pad, + and - buttons for start and select, as well as "s","h","i", and "t" buttons to press. If you get hungry while playing, you can even take a little nibble out of the controller.
And that's the great part about the console, you can eat the screen, game cartridges, etc, all for your convenience. Let's toast to that™.
==Support==
Currently, our support line is down, however, if you want to find support some other way, we suggest you draw a pentagram, using the blood of the one you hold dearest to your heart. We will be able to assist you very quickly with that method, or just shoot us a comment down below :)
==Games==
*I Am Bread
*Epic Story: Toasti Edition
*BowieQuest for Toasti
Add your own games, if you so please.
Category:Consoles
Category:Ninth Generation Consoles
Category:Phinix