Watching Spider-Man Kills The Marvel Universe (Peter x Phoenix, Hebe, Shanna, and Aphrodite)

This is about a corrupt Marvel Universe watching Spider-Man Kills The Marvel Universe.
==Notes==
*Rated R for swearing, a lot of bloody violence, and nudity.
*It's a horror-comedy superhero story.
*A lot of people will get character bashing but there will be good people.
*Ben Reilly, Jessica Drew, Mayday Parker, Laura Lensher, Franklin Storm, Valerie Storm, Gerry Drew, Felicity Hardy, Deadpool, Pepper Potts, Spider-Gwen (clone), Gwenpool (another clone), Anya Corazon, Squirrel Girl, Kamala Kahn, Hope Summers, Yuri Watanabe, and Jean DeWolff believe in Spider-Man's explanation.
==Prologue Part 1: Spider-Man Snaps==
In a theater room, the audience arrived and their host was revealed as Stan Lee.
"Father." said a happy Deadpool.
"Greetings my children." said a smiling Stan.
"Who the fuck are you?" asked a glaring Tony only to get hit in the balls with a throwing knife.
"Watch your fucking language, you small dick playboy." said a glaring Deadpool.
"Thanks Deadpool, you made my day." said a laughing Pepper.
"Pepper, what about us?" asked a shocked Tony.
"Oh please, I've always hated you." said a scoffing Pepper.
"Now then, let's get ready." said a smiling Stan.
(Our story starts with a hooded Peter Parker at his Uncle Ben's grave, along with the gravestones of Cassandra Webb, Otto Octavius, Richard Parker, Mary Parker, and May Parker.)
"What's wrong with Peter?" asked a worried Mary Jane.
"Why do you care?" asked a glaring Ben.
However, Phoenix brightened upon seeing her love but she looked worried for him.
(He looks depressed because of his friends and family abandoning him due to the Superior Spider-Man incident.)
Everyone was shocked.
"Wait a moment." said a shocked Mary Jane.
(Peter's jacket opens up and it reveals the Spider-Man costume underneath.)
Everyone gasped in shock.
"Peter Parker?" asked a shocked Norman.
"He's Spider-Man?" asked an also shocked Kingpin.
"We now know the name of the threat, so it's time to arrest him." said a serious Hill, earning a nod of agreement from Teresa.
"Don't even try it, bitch." said a glaring Deadpool, taking out his pistol.
(He was upset that they wouldn't believe him when he claims that he was mind swapped with Otto Octavius.)
"You guys didn't believe that?" asked an annoyed Deadpool.
"But it's not possible." said an arrogant Tony.
"We live in a world where that's possible." said an annoyed Ben.
(Even worst, Stark bankrupted Parker Industries.)
"FUCK YOU STARK!" yelled the angry good people.
(Even more worst, Julia declares his last chance of redemption is to kill Norman Osborn.)
Stan and Cassandra glare at this.
"That mission is uncalled for." said a glaring Cassandra.
"But it's for the greater good." said a reassuring Julia.
"Peter can't. Osborn must stand trial." said an upset Ben.
"Osborn could have control over the law and the court. He's too dangerous to be kept alive." said a glaring Miles.
"It's not the hero way." said a stern Ben.
"He must live." said an agreeing Gwen.
(He was disowned by Kaine and Teresa Parker, much to the disapproval of Ben Reiley and Jessica Drew.)
"Kaine and Teresa, how could you?" asked a disgusted Ben.
"Ben would be ashamed of you, Teresa." said a glaring Nick.
The two looked down at this.
==Prologue Part 2: Defeating The Goblin King, Slaying Surtur, Identity Reveal, And Revealing The Truth==
After they calmed down, they were scared to see a new Peter Parker.
However, everyone got worried for him.
"Oh no, it's too late." said a sympathetic Civilian #1.
"He had done it." said an also sympathetic Civilian #2.
The Spider-People had mixed opinions.
"Poor Peter." said a sympathetic Ben.
"Oh come on, he did well." said a proud Kaine, glad that the Goblin is gone.
"No, he's better than this." said an upset Gwen.
"Spider-Man is not an executioner." said an agreeing Anya.
"Oh please, how many times has he let Osborn live?" asked a glaring Miles.
"And how many times did he escape to kill again?" asked an also glaring Cindy.
"It doesn't matter, Spider-Man never kills anyone." said a stern Jessica.
"Oh please, he's finally did the right thing. Letting the Goblin live was just reckless and dangerous." said a sighing Teresa.
(Back at the scene, many witnesses were horrified at what happened but they were saddened by Spider-Man's response.)
*Spider-Man: (remorseful) "What have I done?"
(He sat on his knees in horror at committing murder as Ben looks on in sympathy.)
Everyone felt bad for him right now because he didn't enjoy killing.
'You did what had to be done. For your family.' thought a sympathetic Madame Hydra.
'It's alright. Let it all out.' thought an also sympathetic Viper.
'Don't worry Peter, you'll soon see that it had to be done.' thought an also sympathetic Teresa.
'Don't cry, Peter. You did well, he was too dangerous to be kept alive.' thought an also sympathetic Julia.
(Underneath the mask, Peter shed tears of grief at what he's done and feels his Uncle Ben looking disappointed in him.)
Ben Reilly looked sad at seeing Uncle Ben and wanted to hug Peter.
(Julia nodded proudly at him.)
*Julia: (proud) "It's alright, you've done well. He was too dangerous to be kept alive."
*Peter: (frowning) "But he's an unarmed prisoner. I shouldn't have done that, it's not the hero way."
*Julia: (dismissing) "Nonsense. He has tormented you for so long. He even killed the original Gwen after having an affair with her."
(Peter frowned at that sore subject being brought up.)
"That was uncalled for." said a glaring Ben.
"But am I wrong?" asked a frowning Julia.
Ben didn't respond but was still mad at her for bringing that up.
"Still, she is hurting him from beyond the grave. Apparently, she's disliked for the affair." said an angry Wade.
"I hate her, she broke Peter's heart." said an enraged Mary Jane.
"Amen." said an agreeing May.
(However, Ben scowled at her for saying that and doesn't get why Cassandra chose this bitch to be the new Madame Web while getting worried for Peter's mental health because killing someone will destroy his sanity.)
'But he should be happy that he won't be tormented anymore.' thought a sighing Julia.
(Peter hates Julia and wants Cassandra back. Julia has made him into a murderer and he'll never forgive her. She's a disgrace and he hopes that she loses her powers.)
'Please Peter, don't be like that.' thought a worried Julia.
(He still looks at his bloodied hand in horror and sees himself as a monster now.)
Phoenix looks sad for her beloved, she just wants to comfort him.
(He just leaves without a word and sits on a roof to think about what happened while he could hear Tony claiming that it was about time.)
Ben glares at Tony.
(However, he cheered up when Wade punches Tony for that and calls him out for that insensitive remark.)
Everyone cheers for Wade.
"Nice job, buddy." said a smiling Ben.
==Prologue Part 3: Court Trial==
Everyone was waiting for the upcoming court trial.
(In a galactic court, Peter was in a red suit with a blue tie to fit the colors of his outfit.)
Everyone snickered at this.
"Good old Pete." said a smiling Ben, glad that Peter's humor is still there.
Phoenix just bursts out laughing at her beloved's humor, which Jean didn't blame her for as she's also laughing.
(Those who hate him just glare at him and can't wait to see him finally get thrown in jail.)
Everyone glared at those traitors.
(The judge is Stan Lee himself.)
"Good, we have a fair judge." said a smiling Peter, earning a nod from the others.
(He decides to start the court but has to be curious.)
*Stan: (curious) "Mr. Parker, do you have a lawyer?"
*Peter: (nodding) "Yes, I do."
(Matt smirked and planned to ruin him for exposing the affair with Black Cat.)
Elektra glared at a nervous Matt.
'Why did I ever date him?' thought a disgusted Elektra.
(However, Peter smirked.)
*Peter: (smirking) "And he's arriving. My lawyer is Wade Wilson."
(The court doors open and in came Deadpool himself as he surprisingly is wearing a tie and suit but has to wear the mask and gloves for obvious reasons.)
Stan understood.
Everyone else did too.
(He sat next to Peter and waited for the accused charges to be shown.)
Everyone was curious.
(The first charge is the r**e of Artemis, Athena, Hebe, and Aphrodite. Accusations were made by Zeus, God of Olympus.)
The four ladies glared at Zeus.
(However, Deadpool objected and declared the accusation to be false.)
"How is it false?" asked a glaring Zeus.
(Artemis defended Peter by revealing that she actually got drunk at a party and r***d Apollo. She regretted what she did to her brother but will keep the baby. However, Zeus slapped her for it and told her to get an abortion but Apollo defended her and accepted responsibility of being a father. Zeus unfairly punished Apollo by making him human and threatened that if the child is born, he will kill it.)
Everyone felt bad for her and got angry at Zeus for being so cruel.
Mary Jane was reminded of her own father.
(She declares that Peter is one of the only males she respects and they only dated once but they used protection and she'll miss that moment with him. She declares that her son is Percy and named Peter the godfather of the child. She revealed the baby boy and everyone found him cute.)
Every female went awe.
Artemis revealed her sleeping baby son and smiled kindly.
"You're still so pure and innocent, my little sweetie." said a smiling Artemis, fondly kissing her son.
Zeus angrily tries to kill the infant but Thor grabs the lightning and glares at Zeus, so does everyone else.
"How dare you try to kill our son?" asked an angry Apollo and Artemis.
"You dare try to kill your own grandson?" asked an also angry Thor.
"He's no grandson of mine. He's an abomination and a bastard that shouldn't exist. He must be killed before he grows up. My daughter should've let me kill him for being a forbidden child." said a glaring Zeus, earning gasps from everyone.
Percy cried at hearing his grandfather's cruel and horrible words, breaking his mother and every woman's hearts. They glare at Zeus in complete hatred.
"You are no father of mine at all. Stay away from my son." said a glaring Artemis.
"She's right. Stay away from him." said an also glaring Apollo.
"However, thank you Thor for saving him." said a smiling Artemis.
"No problem, Lady Artemis." said a nodding Thor.
(Athena went next and she also denied the r**e charge. The baby girl's father is Hermes and they started dating after he started to interest her with his wonderful pranks. He reveals he did one on Poseidon for r****g Medusa, which made Athena laugh. However, Athena felt bad for what happened to Medusa and regrets cursing her. So she had removed the curse and Medusa's back to normal. Hermes took her out for the good deed and the next thing, they wake up married in Vegas and Athena was pregnant. However, Athena decided to keep the baby and got married to Hermes. Peter knew about the baby but kept it a secret from Zeus to protect them. Because of this, he is named the godfather of the child and helped named her Annabeth.)
Athena confirms this.
Everyone understood.
(Hebe went next and she also denied the r**e charge. She actually used to date Peter but was forbidden by Zeus because the King God disliked Peter and because she was married to Hercules. However, she wanted to leave Hercules because he cheated on her a few times and she saw that Peter was good to her. So they eventually slept together and she vowed to one day be with him forever. She's leaving Hercules for good and retiring as a goddess.)
Hebe was happy by that decision.
==Prologue Part 4: Retirement==
When everyone read the title, they got sad.
"Oh no, he needs to be around for his responsibility." said an irritated Tony.
"Too bad, so sad. Deal with it. You'll now see what his life is like." said a glaring Ben.
(Everyone was saddened by Spider-Man's announced retirement. However, they smiled when he gives Ben Reilly the role of Spider-Man
==Chapter 1: 15 Years Later==
When Peter appeared, many were happy to see him.
"It's him." said a cheering little boy.
"Our true hero." said an also cheering little girl.
Phoenix, Hebe, Shanna, and Aphrodite all cuddle him, which he hugged them back.
Gwen and Anya hugged him.
"We miss you." said a crying Gwen and Anya.
"I missed you, girls." said a smiling Peter, kissing their heads.
Then two flashes appear and it was Danny Phantom and Ron Stoppable.
(15 Years Later after his retirement, 40-year-old Peter Parker is sleeping peacefully with his 4 wives Phoenix, Hebe, Shanna, and Aphrodite while his 4 children Leah (1st child), Alex (4th child), Izzy (3rd child), and Piper (2nd child) also slept at the corner of the bed.)
Peter and the 4 girls smiled at their kids.
Every female liked the grown up Peter.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May smiled proudly at their adoptive son.
The said kids arrived and happily greet their father.
The said family were happy to be together.
(They see the news and they were proud to hear that Ben Reilly is protecting the city.)
Peter went to Ben and gave the Spider-Man outfit to him.
"Ben Reilly, you'll be my successor from now on." said a smiling Peter.
"What about Miles?" asked a shocked Julia, hoping to give Miles the job.
"No, he's fired. He's banned from the Spider-Verse." said a stern Peter.
"Good." said an agreeing Gwen and Anya, not liking Miles at all.
(Also at Gwen and Anya's apartment, they are also waking up next to each other and are happy.)
Gwen smiled and kissed a blushing Anya's cheek but this made Anya smile and hold hands with her.
(However, Gwen always teases Anya and makes her nervous. Despite this, Anya acts adorable around Gwen and supported her when Miles cheated on her.)
Everyone glared at a nervous Miles for doing that.
Anya also glares at him for breaking her poor Gwen's heart.
(When she heard what happened, she informed Peter, Ben, and Jessica about it, they were pissed as well. They tracked Miles down and took away his powers while Gwen angrily dumped Miles for being a lecher. When Anya was revealed to be bi-sexual and had a crush on Gwen, she happily accepted Anya and started dating her. They also got married and used Peter's sperm to create their son Alan. They loved Alan very much and they also loved Peter's family as well.)
Alice and Alan appeared, making Gwen and Anya happy.
"Hey mom and mama." said a happy Alan.
"Hey sweetie." said an also happy Gwen while Anya gave their son attention.
(At Ben and Jessica's apartment, they happily greet Gerry, Wendy, and Ken and told them they have to go to school.)
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