Satan ist Tot

Satan ist Tot is German for "Satan is Dead". It is first written in Evilland's language, German-like English, then other languages followed.
==Story==
(At Satan's castle... His minions and children know that their master disappeared!)
*Megatron: I don't give a damnable thing. Satan's gone.
*Gargamel: Should we look in the courtyard of those we have turned to stone so far?
*Megatron: Let's not he's behind the centaur fool... No!
*White Witch: He's not here, Megatron.
*Queen Beryl: Should we look in the restrooms?
*Megatron: Of course! (in the restrooms) SATAN!!!!!!!!
*Queen Beryl: He's not here.
*Megatron: Maybe I'll try the courtroom.
*Krulos: (in the courtroom) He's not here, I'm afraid.
*Myzor: Check the throne room.
*Zygon: (in the throne room) He's not here. Maybe the ballroom should--
*Megatron: I know.
*Claudandus: (in the ballroom) He's not here. General Woundwort will tell you the real reason.
*General Woundwort: Satan is in heaven, fighting that Saint Michael!
*Megatron and the rest of the villains: (Megatron) Saint Michael! (The rest) Satan!
*Wrath-Amon: Ssssaint Michael will kill him! We have to sssave him!
*Megatron: Yes, and if we don't save him--
*Gargamel: He'll kill him!
*Jafar: What do we do?
*Megatron: Yes, yes! What do we do!
*M. Bison: FOLLOW ME! (readies Nightmare Moon) Giddyap!
*Mephiles the Dark: SATAN!!
*Baron Dark: I know you can't hear us!
*Venjix: Satan!
*Ultron: Satan, don't fight him!
*Voldemort: He's an archangel!
*Master Xandred: Stop, Satan! What are you doing? Fighting the heroes?
(Meanwhile, in heaven...)
*All villains: Satan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Rita Repulsa: We have to save Satan!
*Lord Zedd: Forget it, Rita. Saint Michael is an archangel and the protector of mankind! C'mon!
*Nightmare Moon: Satan!
*King Sombra: We have to save him!
*Baron Silas Greenback: Look! There he is!
*All Villains: Satan! (as they watch him perish)
*Saint Michael: Goodbye, son of a *****.
*Satan: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Ultron and Queen Chrysalis: (as they watch Satan dying) Sire!
*Satan: Dark Specter, take my position as leader of the gang...
*Dark Specter: No...
*Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Team Rocket: Team Rocket have blasted off again!
*Cobra Commander: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!
*Dick Dastardly: Drat! Double drat!
*KOMPLEX: No... My master...
*Umbra: Let's go!
(Meanwhile, in the Land of Bravery's Castle Sunshine...)
*Saint Michael: Good news, my heroes! SATAN IS DEAD!
*All heroes: Yay!!!!!!!!!
*Optimus Prime: Yes!
*Aladdin: Woohoo!
*Peter Pan: Yes!
*Bucky O'Hare: Finally Satan did not know what hit him. KOMPLEX will be sad!
*Jayden Shiba: Celebration!
*Ash Ketchum: Satan will be back as the evil ghost Tiarron one day...
Category:Victory
Category:Defeat