The Black Box

==Transscript==
[Cut on SpongeBob's house]
SpongeBob: [Hears knock on door and opens it]
Unindentified person: I hear you have failed your boating test frequently, right?
SpongeBob: Yes
Unindentified person: And you want to get it.... right?
SpongeBob: Yeah.
Unindentified person: Okay here is the lingo. I am The Forge'. I can forge that license.
SpongeBob: Isn't that a federal crime?
The Forge': Only if you are a goody-two shoes.
SpongeBob: So if my name is "Goody-Two Shoes" I can be arrested?
The Forge': [Sighs]
SpongeBob: Will a 20 do?
[Cut to the Roman Colliseum]
Patrick: What is this box?
Patrick: It says weird words.
Tour Guide: Obviously that is roman.
Patrick: Whats roman?
Tour Guide: A language.
Patrick: Whats a language?
Tour Guide: Oh, for pete's sake, will you ask so many questions?
Patrick: Pretty much.
Tour Guide: Whatever you do don't open the box.
One bus ride home later....
Patrick: Now, what was so important?
Patrick: Let's see what is inside the box.
Patrick: [Opens box]
[ Cut to Boat Shop]
SpongeBob: Maybe, this roadster will do?
Car Dealer: How about this shellstang?
SpongeBob: I think this dragster shall do.
Car Dealer:  Do you speak old english or something?
SpongeBob: What makes thy think that?
Car Dealer: Nevermind. That will be 12,500 shells.
SpongeBob: Can I have the keys?
Car Dealer: Why?
SpongeBob: To see how light they are.
Car Dealer: Ok.
SpongeBob: [Jumps in car] Sucker.
[Drives away]
Car Dealer: Played him for a fool.
[Takes off disguise]
Policeman [Fake Car Owner]: We need backup, stat.
[Random guy's house]
Patrick: Where am I?
Random Guy: Stuck.
Patrick: Why are my eyes affixed to the screen?
Random Guy: It is the curse of the box. Be prepared for simpsons madness.
'Patrick:' Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo--
2 Hours Later
Patrick: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Random Guy: Stop yelling!
Patrick: Oh, I was just mediatating of the seventy-three seas.
[Coral Road]
SpongeBob: Life is a coral way................................. I'm gonna ride it.................................. all night long.
You're going my way.... Into the cor-al-al- Wooooooo! Wooooooooooooo!
Police: Pull over!
SpongeBob: Never.
Police: Eat our pies.
SpongeBob: Not boisenberry. NO!
Police: Eat my pies!
SpongeBob: Taste my patties. [Karate chops them into their mouths]
Officer: Half are consumed literally...!
Officer: Call in the helicopter!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: [Shoots patties at it]
Officer: Abandon ship! It is too delicious!
SpongeBob: Yeah! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Boat explodes after crashing into a coral.]
Officer: Get him!
[SpongeBob is put under arrest]
[Random Guys House]
Patrick: SpongeBob HELP!!!!
60 years later
SpongeBob: Finally out of the big house.
SpongeBob: [Throws paper and misses garbage can]
Police: Some people never learn.
Patrick: Like me?
The End
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