Spring Fanon Con

Welcome again to the menagerie of disappointment and less-than-average quality content that you have come to realize and familiarize with my Fanon-Con entries! This is my second or third entry into Fanon Con, I don't remember and you probably don't care. Anyways, let's get into the subpar write-up I wrote at 9:46 AM on a Friday morning like this is a really shitty golf game! Because, well really, I don't expect any reactions out of this. Just like a golf game.
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