Free Your Mind

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy tries to free Germaine's mind. Free your mind maaaannnn!
==Script==
: Foamy
: Wake up, Germaine... The Matrix has you...
: Hey! I said wake up! Don't you realize, you're part of the Matrix, man?! All that surrounds you, it's not real. It's just a program run by a giant computer, stuck in the back of your head!
: It's crazy!
: Do you know who I am?! I am the one, I'm here to free your mind, man, to get you out of the system and back in reality!
: ...reality?
: All you have to do is free your mind. Free your mind, man! Free your mind…like I did! Watch! I know kung-fu!
Foamy does some kung-fu and eventually does his super cool flying kick
: All right, what the fuck is this shit, oh, you know I just couldn't kick your ass. Normally, I have to go for the "super trippy slow-motion fuckin' combat move".
: I'm gonna be here all week. Damn it, the Matrix did it me again! Don't move! I'll get to you eventually.
Foamy reaches for Germaine
: Almost there! So close... so close. Free your mind. Free your mind... Oh, man.
: Germaine
: You want something from the fridge?
: Foamy
: Uh, yeah, hmm, maybe you can get me a soda.
3 Hours Later
Still stuck in mid air
: Foamy
: Aw, c'mon! What is this?!
Ending screen appears.
: Foamy
: Damn you Neo!!! Ahh!
==External Links==
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