Less Sadness, More Happiness

Musical guest - Angus & Julia Stone
Guest star - Gabriel Iglesias
Today, our favourite cohost gets another makeover, but this time, a emerald outfit, meanwhile, the two co-hosts lead a singalong
Act 3 - Audience member (Samantha Weinstein) introduces Angus & Julia Stone's first musical performance 
== Quotes ==
All right.
You guys ready to go live?  
-Yes.
-Let's do it.  
-In three, two, one...  
What's up, cartoon fans?  
-We're coming at you live from the studio
-And we're here with a little warning  
for all of you
"Green teams" out there  
-Y'all been warned! 
Gabriel Iglesias: you see, Leon is acting extremely odd-he sniffs out garbage and is obsessed with cheese, half rat, half boy 
Henry: Heh heh, a former member sniffing some garbage [phone ringing] Hello? 
Glenn Dilworth: Guys. Where are you? The Earth Day Festival is starting without you. We need you on stage. Now. 
June: We're on our way. Listen everybody. We need to run, so we won’t be late 
Audience member (Samantha): Ladies and gentlemen, Angus & Julia Stone! 
She said, hello mister
Pleased to meet you
I wanna hold her
I wanna kiss her
She smelled of daisies
She smelled of daisies
She drive me crazy
She drive me crazy
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Be my lover
My lady river
Can I take ya
Take ya higher
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Gonna hold ya,
Gonna kiss ya in my arms
Gonna take ya,
Away from harm
Gonna hold ya,
Gonna kiss ya in my arms
Gonna take ya,
Away from harm
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Gonna take her for a ride on a big jet plane
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Hey, hey 
June: If you want to win people over, you can't just drone on. You've got to have a little showmanship. Here, watch.
(Music builds up)
June: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
H/J: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
June: There you go. You're all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
June: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
June: They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
June: He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
June: Have a go, Henroid
Henry: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!
Gabriel Iglesias: and guess what, we did the greatest musical on TV, Green Room-The Musical where the entire cast sings a song, and we tore our outfits off to reveal some tuxedos and backed by the Green room dancers
Gosh, you really know your time on all that with Josh, Amanda, Danny, Leon, Christy, Nick, and Mark, I bet you all should be best friends, huh?
Audience member (Samantha): Once again, Angus & Julia Stone!
Angus & Julia Stone: Pack up your things Your work here is done A slave to the beast No mercy with time No mercy with time They brand you with the fire, Then push you into the sun. They want the free land to expire, They want everyone to be numb. The worlds drinking from a cup that no one wants to share Words from the king that no one wants to hear Don't be running late are you on time today [x4]
Retrench me because of machines Kids trading roses for guns Track mark under the sleeve I can't talk I need to run Loves thrown away the ring Not knowing what to say Mama won't you sing It's like you're cut by the blade Don't be running late are you on time today [x4]
Don't be running late are you on time today [x4]
(Don't be running late) Don't be running late [till the end]
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