The Weirdest Roleplay Fic Ever!

This is a sillyfic off of the Random RP that was made by Articuna-Dragon. The words in it are directly copy/pasted from the roleplay comments themselves by Malice the NightWing.
== Compiler's Note ==
I DARE YOU TO READ THIS WITHOUT CRACKING UP. And wait, too. It gets way better by the fifth scenario. It's written in a style like: First post is in bold, second post is normal, third post is in bold, and so on. This is so you can tell where the posts separate.
== Players ==
Articuna-Dragon
Cocoheart
Jewel The Treasurewing
WOF lover
MKDragonet
Totally Random Person
Malice the NightWing
MaxwelFISH
Paradise the Rainsandwing
== Scenario One: Underwater, with Scavenger Mermaids, and They Can All Talk and Breathe. ==
Saphotroph looked around, his scales a startled blue. He was underwater, somehow not suffocating. He saw a glimpse of a tiny tail. He follow it and saw a scavenger female with a poiple tail.
Deadsea was sleeping, and saw a rainwing -what in the world?!- as he follwed someone. Deadsea, a bit curious, trailed after him.
Saphotroph wildly looked around. SUddenly, thirty more of the fish things appeared. "Why"
He clutched his head. Why?
Blue looked around and cocked her head. What was that she heard?
Saphotroph saw other drahons, but was distracted by the scavenger fishes whapping his head.
deadsea watched everyone, very confused. Maybe he should just go to his house...
Raindrop opened her eyes and looked at her surroundings. She panicked immediately and screamed. "Wait! How am I talking? HOW AM I TALKING UNDERWATER!!! Shouldn't I be like, dying right now?". Then she noticed other dragons of different tribes. She screamed again. "The other tribes are gonna kill me!!! Wait they are just standing there. What are they looking at?". Then she noticed the scavengers and of course screamed again. "The scavengers are going to kill me!!!". Her instinct was jump on the nearest dragon for protection(Blue). There was a lot more screaming.
What.So many rainwings...Deadsea thought.
Saphotroph whipped around at the screaming, the fishy things grabbing him and making high pitched giggling sounds. "Why?" He said again.
Oh my....these dragons were more insane then his mom. "Why not?"
Raindrop was flipping out and jumped on Deadsea. "Their trying to KILL me!" She shrieked. A scavenger-mermaid swam past, ignoring her. "Can't you see it's loathing glares? They are plotting how to kill me!" She yelled and shook Deadsea.
"Ah! Stop, please! Lets go that way!" He pointed up.
"The SKY!" Raindrop yelled. "Carry me to safety!" She climbed into Deadseas talons and looked up.
"Ah!" He fell as she tried to test his strengh. "Fly up yourself!" He yelled, bubbbles blasting everywhere. He dropped her, swimming swiftly to the sky, where he could breath.
Saphotroph shook off the fish scavengers and flew up to the sky. They all but the surface, and hardly took a breath before they dissapeared
Raindrop looked up, terrified. She was surprised that he dropped her. "But it's so far" she looked up at the blurry sky through the sea. She let herself sink for a little bit. What's worse? Being down here or swimming up there. It didn't take long for her to decide as she saw a scavenger coming her way. She yelled and swam faster than she ever had in her life. She followed Deadsea up but it took long for her to get to the surface.
== Scenario Two: We Are In a Giant Room Filled with Fruit. ==
Volcanica growled deeply at this place. Skywings need real food.
Raindrop opened her eyes. "FRUIT" she sqealed and started wolfing down the food. She hugged a watermelon. "This is amazing!"
Blue shifts uneasily. This was not proper food for an Icewing.
Abalos looked around at the huge piles of fruit. He opened his mouth bigger than the fourth wall and ate an entire stack.
Volcainca grumpled and sat down. If she could breath fire, she would be blasting smoke from ear to ear.
Blue rakes her claws down a wall.
Abalos ate a fruit. He was used to the cactus fruit, being a sandwing, and found a pile of it.
Blue roared in frustration. " someone...someone." She kept muttering.
Volianica just grumbled and sat in the corner. Still, something told her that fruits were good....
Abalos poked his stomach. Still empty. The fruit was delicous, but filled one atom of space. Eat eat eat!
Raindrop noticed Volcania and Blue's grumpy attitude. She dropped some colorful fruits on their heads. "Stop grumbling and be happy!" She yelled excitedly and jumped in her own pile of fruit.
Abalos moved to another stacj of fruit, it had 500,000,000,000,000,000 fruita in it. that means he would have 500,000,000,000,000,000 atoms in his stomach. "NOMNOMNOM' he screames
"NOOO!!! There MINE. ALL MINE" Raindrop roared and tackled Abalos, with her mouth full of fruit and picking up more in the process.
"Hey!" Volcanica snapped, taking the fruit and having a bit of it. She felt as though she found paradise at last.
Abalos started whining. "BUT ITS MY FRUIT, DOOT, DOOT!'
suddenly, Artuncuna goes thru the fourth wall and picks uip abalos. he turns flat, and she pushes him like a vaccum. he eets da froot.
"NO!" She twisted around and stole back her fruit from the thief. "It's mine" She snarled
abalos smaks the fruit outta their hands and turns into the fruit god. "THOU SHALLT NAUGHT EAT MY CHILDREN!!!!" then he was a black hole and sucked the fruit away. Abalos came back and laid an egg. the egg hatched a tiny fruit baby.
Abalos kissed the baby and tickled it. it didn't care because it was a mango.
Raindrop picked up the mango, forgetting about Volcania. "So beautiful!!!" She squealed with her eyes wide. She stuffed it in her mouth and flew up into the sky, turning all sorts of colors.
Abalos cried. they ate his mango baby. suddenly, another egg started hatching before him. it was a dragonet made of mango. it came from his own fat belly! he hugged it and kissed it and called it george.
Venomcurse landed face first into the ground. She took one look and sighed. Great. More fourth wall mayhem.
Raindrop dropped down from the sky. Her eyes stared at the mango baby. "GIVE IT TO ME" she roared and snatched it away, eating it immediately.
the mango dragonet was a god, and escaped. it flew back to its daddy. abalos breathed fire on it after injecting it with venom. it made it rock hard. " now nobody can eat you, george"
"Umm I spit venom so I'm sort of immune" she said and snatched George back and ate him again. She chewed on it despite it being rock hard but her teeth had no effect. "It is my quest to eat you George!" She yelled though it was muffled by the mango in her mouth.
george started to eat the dragon that was trying to eat him
Raindrop screamed and spat out George. She was turning a puke green color. "How ironic" she laughed before turning around and throwing up. "Had too much fruit".
george imitated throwing up. it seemed the mango could only do what ithers did.
Blue roars and lashes her tail. Then grabs a mango and blasts it with her ice then gulps it down.
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Ummm...
Volcanica sat there, really tired. She fell asleep on the fruit pile.
George ate Articuna dragon. thennthe fourth wall exploded. again. a black hole appeared and ate everyone. now we had to use new ocs and a new setting.
once upon a time, said narrorater who doent use quotation marks, there were scavengers. well, dragons that were turned in to scavengers.
Narrorator looked at the dragons who were turned in to scavengers and pushed them. "thats yer cue!"
== Scenario Three: We All Turn Into Scavengers. ==
Desert Rose Glanced around. "Erm... I Think Something's Wrong... I have Hands..."
"wHAts happening to the rain?!" Vicious cried, while Icebreaker just stood there, unable too move. Cocoheart the Grand said "I getta narrorator!" And tried to high five, but they rememebered they had firecsales just in tem. TIME
Narrorator smaks the floor and a rabbit pops oit. PETTING ZOO!
Arid stood up and started petting the rabbit. "It's a cutey patootey bunny wunny! Never see many of those in the desert". He took the bunny wunny out of the cage and ran for the hills. "Why can't I fly!!!" He groaned.
The brothers started to scream in horror. They weren't dregs?! THREE MOONS NUUU
Blue looks confused.(the secene is changing so fast!)
Arid still hadn't realized he wasn't a dragon yet. "What's wrong with my wings!" He yelled and came back to the others. He held the bunny tight.
The brothers started to run around on four legs, wondering what ws happening and why so many fouth wall breaks were happening.
But why was there so many fourth wall breaks anyway?
What in the world..!!?? Blue wonders
The narrorator waved a scavenger wand and abnout fifty thoisand rabbits popped out.
Arid squealed and dropped the rabbit he had in his hand. "Bunny wunny HEAVEN!". He swam in the river of bunnies and ate a few. He spat out the few bunnies ate. "They don't taste too good"
Narrorator smaks his forehead. " you are a scavenger! "
Blue grabs a rabbit and scrambles unto a ledge above everyone and tries to eat it.
The ledge is above everyones heads and the river of rabbits.
"I-I am a scavenger" Arid said slowly as if he didn't believe in his words. He looked down a his hands and stayed stonefaced. "This must be a dream" he started nodding. "I have a lot of weird dreams".
"Were WHAT??" Blue roars.
The brothers sit, watching everyone.
Scavengers! said narrorator, and im a dragon!
"I'm also a dragon!" Cocoheart said to him.
"Oh, you want to eat them!"
Arid refused to believe he was a scavenger. He saw Blue. "I shall eat you!" He yelled with a rabbit in hand.
Skystrike and Afterglow randomly fell from the sky.
"Ow." Skystrike complained, dusting himself off. "What's going on?"
Bites talons
Arid smacked Blue with the rabbit.
Afterglow sat there awkwardly, having just fallen from the sky.
"They don't call me Skystrike for nothing!" Skystrike grins.
Blue tries to morph into a dragon again.
Narrorator breathed fire, saying, "you need to cook the meat. and we still have dragon traits, you know."
Afterglow looked at Narrorator. "What exactly is going on? Me and Skystrike..."
A random teacher appeared out of nowhere. "That's SKYSTRIKE AND I! GRAMMAR, YOUNG LADY!"
"Uh.... okay... Skystrike and I..."
The teacher disappeared.
"So, Skystrike and I just fell from the sky. What's going on here?"
"Idk" said the brothers.
"uh, we are now scavengers and we can still breathe fire/frostbreath. i mean, both.' he breathed frostbreath, then a puff of fire.
"Scavengers?" Skystrike looked at his talons. "I'm not a scavenger."
Suddenly, Skystrike and Afterglow were zapped into scavengers. "Er... Nevermind." Skystrike said.
Afterglow looked around. "Everything is so... tiny."
"Can I turn back into a dragon?" Skystrike complained. "Being a scavenger is boring."
TOTALLY RANDOM PERSON suddenly breaks the fourth wall. "Yep it is!" They pat Skystrike on the back and vanish into thin air.
"HEY COME BACK!" Cocoheart yelled, following TRP.
TRP appeared again. "Fine, fine." They rolled their eyes. "I'll stay, if you insist. But breaking the fourth wall isn't easy."
"It doesn't matter." And Cocoheart walked into thin air.
"What do you want me for?" TRP wondered.
Articuna broke thru the fourth wall with MAJIK. MAJIK is an acronym, standing for
Multiple
Asseted
J21-4
I-w47L
Killer.
the J21-4 I-w47L is the fourth wall of wings of fire Rp. 
so anyway, articuna used MAJIK, and breathed frostbreath and fire at the same time.
"Oh hey." TRP looked at Articuna. "You're from the wiki too right?"
Cocoheart left, thinking this was too crazy forr them. But they came back, bored.
Arti nodded
Blue mutters something under her breath.
Malice the NightWing suddenly appeared. "YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYY ANOTHER ROLEPLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Malice's dragonsona, Macaw also appeared. "Who are you?"
"I AM YOUR MAKER." Malice says, and begins to sing.
"LET IT GOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEE" She sang in a high-pitched nasally voice like Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin, and it sounded AMAZING.
Macaw did a backflip even though she technically cant since she's Malice's dragonsona and Malice can't. "I WANT MANGOS, I LIKE THIS ROLEPLAY"
Malice makes a galactic roleplay post drop from the sky. "BEHOLD YOUR LIFE"
"Mangos sound great!" Said the Cocoheart. Whaty am i doing what ami i doing.. Chanted coco's head, very somehting.
Then, The scavengers all turned into birds.
Arti:SKWAK
Narrorator: this was unexpected
== Scenario Four: We all turn into birds. ==
"AAAAH MALICE!" TRP exclaimed. "ITS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!"
Skystrike looked at himself. "So I'm a bird now? Well, at least I can fly."
"i feel even smaller now..." Afterglow said in a small voice.
ARTI: ima boid! Ima albatross!
"By the way, we're going to talk with emojis sometimes in the RP." Skystrike announced.
"-.-" Afterglow emoji'd.
Arid started singing I'm free as a bird
Cocoheart picked up Icebreaker and Vicious, and walked to the rainforest. "Alright kids, get back into your book." And Coco made them go back into there pages as dragons, since Coco could.
THE END...............................
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OR IS IT!?
(Next! They are hungry for sand and in an upside down world where you walk in the sky
== Scenario Five: Walking on the sky, eating sand ==
Malice eats sand with soy sauce
Frost Lily sat on the bottom of a cloud, spreading skwid ink on her sand toast. "yAm" she said
The double headed dragon sat, wishing for water. "We should go...that way!" Seawave pointed, and they went that way since they couldn't think of any better ideas.
They came across two dragons eating soy souce and sand. They watched them silently, but Goldsea wanted to meet them. They both decided no.
"Its not sand, because sand is sooo unhealthy. I eat sänd."
"sänd?" The sisters said at once.
S-aahoohond
Storm growled and stomped into the clearing, grumbling about the many things that annoyed her. She saw the dragon eating soy sauce and added that to the list. She stooped down to bite some of her own sand.
"it's sänd, not sand" Cocoheart said from behond the fourth wall.
ssssssaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooooohhhhhhhhhhooooooooonnnnnnnnnndddddddd
Malice put too much soy sauce on her sand and screamed.
Frost Lily snatched the bottle of vineger, squid ink, and soy sauce. She mixed them together and made the sand- excuse me, sänd- the color of tar. She also put the in the sand.
Storm looked up from her sand and pounced on Frost Lily. "STOP PUTTING WEIRD THINGS IN THE SANd!!!" She roared and added her to the list of annoying things.
"IT's sänd for godness skae!" Coco yelled lousdly, almost breaking the fourth wall. The seawing sisters sat down and slept.
Malice and Macaw started to do an interpretive dance to the song Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin, singing all the lyrics wrong. "You need kool-aid, baby I'm not kool-aid..." She screeched, dressed like Michael Jackson except also covered in glittery soy sauce and sand. 
Storm tore out her scales. "Am i the only same person here?!".
"no you're not the only same person, we are all the saaaaaame" Macaw shrieked, flinging soy sauce/sand into the air
Soy/ink/tar sands was thrown at everyone. Frost Lily licked the sand off of everyone
Exqueeze me, sänd
"Get your nasty, slimy, drooly tongue off me!" Storm growled and pushed Frost Lily off of her.
Frost lily poked her tounge, and there a squid at storm. She also squirted the ink oN her face. "Weee! My eyes hurt!!!"
Malice blew a banana at Frost Lily. NOT a raspberry.
Frost Lily imploded. So did everyone. Then they turned into a puddle of  goop. They materialized again.
== Scenario Six: They Are Eating Dinner, but They Keep Excusing Themselves. the Problem Is, One Person Has to Stay at the Table. ==
Kaweri found herself at a dinner table. She felt like going outside. She did.
Lawrie came back in, and are more sand... I mean sänd... With guinea pig milk.
SUddenly, a dragon appeared across from Kaweri. It had a greenish coat of scales, and a grin on his face. She continued to eat sand noodles with soy sauce and rock meatballs.
Suddenly, a flying potato came outta nowhere and ate a tree!!
THE tRee was the one next to the table, and Kaweri started throwing potatoes everywhere.
The potato saw his brothers getting throw
the potato shoot lasers EVERYWHERE
Then, Articuna used Sass MAJIK, and went thru the fourth wall. She handed it to Max, and then said, "potatooooooeeeedsss potatoads, com into mah mouth! " they filled arti's mouth, and She ate them all.
"EHEHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEHEH I'M HERE BETTETR THAENA EVER!!!!" Max screamed
more Potatoes with lasers were going pew
Macaw pulled out a phaser and screamed at the top of her lungs, "BEAN ME UP SCOTTY!!!!" So she was instantly showered in green beans from Star Trek. She obliterated the potatoes, which made them MASHED POTATOES
MASHED POTATOES ARE GROSS Cocoheart yelled from the fourth wall.
"ALL POTATOES ARE GROSS" Max yelled with them.
IT'S A ROCK FACT!!!!!!!!
THen, the potatoes were transported to a swimming pool. They started to swim in them, and then Arti used the power of Zeus to smak dem all with lightning (cuz why not)
And then they were baked potatoes.
Abalos tried to swim in the potatoes, but it didn't work. He ate them, making tunnels
Dew broke down a wall. "I'm back" she yelled and sniffed a potatoe. She started spreading paint and sparkles over the potatoes. "Now it's more colorful. Potatoes are so dull". She continued critiquing her masterpiece.
"YAY ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Abalos was mistaken for a potato and was painted sand glittered.
Malice took 3.000000000003298823987329 paintbrushes and painted the world glittery. "OREOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Abalos yawned, and glitter sprayed out. He sprayed everyone I told they were shiny and pink.
Malice ate a burger.
Malice ate a glitterburger
Max ate cheese
Blub ate cheese
Malice decided that glitterburgers were her favorite thing in the galaxy.
Abalos started singing the song.
WE LIKE FISH STICKS
YES WE DO
THIS IS OUR ANTHEM DUDE!
WE EAT THEM WITH SOY SAUCE
WITHOUT FISH STICKS
WE'D BE LOST
thEN Abalos Looked to the fish stick flag.
Malice sang along in a 90's grunge style, procuring an electric guitar out fo nowhere and rocking out, screaming her head off and jumping around like a psycho.
Dew threw watermelons on the potatoes. "Charge my pretties! CHARGE!" Dew cried. She dumped buckets of watermelons on the potatoes and held up her melon flag.
ABalos then sang more songs.
FOR ALL OF OUR FALLEN FISH BROTHERS
Fish are the best
Better then te rest
If you try to kill them
I WILL MURDER EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
Malice eats a fish
Correction: glitterfish
.....
y
THe nation of fish sticks!
Blue grabs this sort of mushroom salad and gulps it down.
Abalos snake the salad away from her and shoves a diabetic in her mouth instead
But I didn't kill them anyway
She spits it out and roars willing to kill because she's so hungry then snatches another salad and eats it right there.
TRP disappeared again.
Sky and Glow woke up on.... I have no idea, I have been inactive for the past two days. So, they were temporarily blinded.
"NUUUU!" Skystrike complains. "Now I'm blind? What is happening to meeeeee?"
Afterglow would glare at Skystrike, but she doesn't know where he is. So, she asks, "Where are we now?"
Abalos used animus power to change the potatoes into fish sticks. "You are in fish sticks nation. sing the fish stick anthem!"
Meta started to dance like a dancing dancer.
He sang the fish stick anthem.
He sang the fish anthem.
Skystrike nearly explodes. "FISHSTIXILUVFISHSTIX"
"-.- we're TempestWings." Afterglow pointed out. "We don't luv fish stix."
"I don't care." Skystrike announced. "I LUV FISH STIX."
Everyone: We eat fish sticks with soy sauce...
Afterglow: "Soy sauce? xP ewww I hate soy sauce."
TRP appears again. "Yeah, I hate soy sauce too." They make a face and leave.
Articuna-Dragon drinks soy sauce. it's in the anthem!!!
TRP appears one more time. "EEEEW ARTICUNA WHY ARE YPU DRINKING THAT STUFF" and they are so mad they spell 'you' wrong.
TRP would play the anthem on scratch but they are currently on a tablet.
By the way, TRP has a scratch account too.
TRP notices that they are referring to themselves in third person, like those annoying cool people in cartoons.
Or like elmo...
Elmo: Elmo likes fish sticks!
Aryi: what is your scratch account? I am Articuna. Such creativity!
"OH NUUUU ITS ELMO" Afterglow cries and runs away.
"Eh. I'd give you my scratch account but it has private information on it." TRP explains.
Blue turns everywhere "No!" She cries out loud. Why everyone DIEING?? She thought.
Skystrike grinned. "Because, dying is fun!"
Afterglow looked in horror at Skystrike. "Um, please don't die. Then I would have your dead body stuck to me for the rest of my life."
"It is NOT!" Blue roared, panicking.
"I've died thirteen times today!" Fearslicer said mockingily.
"Shut up." Tearna said to him, and they fought to the end of the world.
Meta takes out a knife, and starts playing the knife game.
"Chop chop chop chop!! If I hit my hand, my talons will come off!! Because there is blood on the knife, blood on the blade, and you dragons probably think I'm insane!!"
Blue looks horrified and bewildered at the same time.
"Picking up the pace, I'm kind of scared! I'll probably hit my talons, but I don't care, because there is blood on the knife, blood on the blade, I'm starting to get really afraid!!!"  He was literally sweating now.
The Coco army showed up and took over the world.
"Finally!" Cocoheart said grumpily.
"AAAAH! GORE!" Afterglow went paranoid, even though she is almost never paranoid.
Skystrike glared at his twin sister. "Can you not?"
Afterglow started running for her life. Unfortunately, because of their magnetic attraction, Skystrike was pulled along right with her.
"GETTING REALLY FAST!! HERE WE GO!!! CAN'T HIT MY FINGERS OT THEY WILL BLOW BECAUSE THERE IS BLOOD ON THE KNIFE, BLOOD ON THE BLADE, AND MOST OF YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M AFRAID"
Abalos eats the knife.
Malice eats sand with soy sauce.
Blue gulps down all kinds of food before stopping.
Abalos ate Meta.
"WAAAAAH EVERYONE IS EATING EVERYONE!" Afterglow continued to go paranoid.
Skystrike resisted with all his might to stay rooted. Afterglow attempted to run away but was dragged back to Skystrike. She sighed, faceplanted on the ground. Skystrike grinned.
Abalos went power hungry. Which means he was powerfully hungry.
All of a sudden some food rain from the sky and Blue immediately started gulping down food freezing before eating
Then they all froze to death, because the sun had burned out. Die end.
"WUT NUUUUU WHY MUST I DIE!" Skystrike cried.
Afterglow glared at him. "You said you wanted to die."
"Oh hey, I'm not dead yet." Skystrike grinned.
Then, they both died.
Woooooooow.
Blue stares blankly as everyone dies around her. ohhhh right they don't have "I can't freeze to death" scales
And then all life on earth perished.
Afterglow looked over the earth as a ghost. She yawned. "Wow. Everything is perishing." She stalked the survivors and waited for the RP to reset.
Blue died right there with no suffering. Blue's ghost was a little confused.
Afterglow looked at Blue's ghost. "Yo."
"I VOTE MAGIC FAIRY DUST!" Skystrike's ghost screamed.
== Scenario Seven: Something About Fairy Dust ==
Malice, who had disappeared, reappeared in the form of a pineapple. "HEYOOOO"
Seafoam looked around. "Fairy dust?" She saw a trail of it on the floor, coming from her disintegrating tail.
Blue just stood there still shocked by her death. Wait... She thought WHY IS THERE FAIRY DUST??
Bibby bobby bo!" Silversea started to yell and dance with the music.
SEAfoam screamed, and was turning into a pile of dust! and it was PINK!!!
Malice danced the chicken dance with Silversea as "Communication Breakdown" started to play. 
Skystrike's ghost was transferred back into a normal body. "Yay!"
Afterglow looked at her reincarnated body, which was disintegrating into fairy dust. "So much for our new bodies..."
"No! No not the pink! " Seafoam said
"No!" Blue strieked. She started turning into blue fairy dust.
"Blue is even woooooorse!!!!" Seafoam started crying, " Urple is the only color!!! "
"Blue is awesome!" She protested. And then, the dust turned purple. "Noooooo!" She whined.
"all colors are horrid!" She had her face in her talons. " according to the Urpan, Urple is the only color we serve"
Meta agreed and said "THE URPLE BANANA WILL NOT BE PLEASED WITH YOU
Seafoam started to sing the worship song.
"We like urple banana
The Lord of everything
We worship the urple banana
Or else he would smite us!
The urple banana...
The urplest of bananas
the bestest of the restest,
the urple banana
We will worship thee
Or we will die
Because we are your slaaaaves!
And if we disobey we will be smited!"
Then Seafoam dang it in a round with meta. They danced the traditional worship dance.
Malice suddenly reappeared, not reading the previous posts because she was lazy. "Wassup"
"Nothing!" Cocoheart yelled.
"Yay, nothing!" Malice yelled back.
"My favorite colour in sin." evil nightmare 80s sans said.
Afterglow was confused. These dragons are confusing. Oops, that's redundance. She looked at her dark blue scales. Unfortunately, she was not purple.
"WAAAAH!" Skystrike exclaimed. "I WANNA BE URPLE!" Suddenly, his scales turned a dark violet. "YAAAY!"
Afterglow was still not purple.
"Hey!" Skystrike exclaimed. "WHY AREN'T YOU URPLE?"
Afterglow shrugged. "Do I need to be?"
"OF COURSE YOU DO!!!" Skystrike said shockingly.
Malice realized, to her extreme horror, that she was not purple. She took some purple spray-paint and sprayed it all over her, making her purple. "Awesome!!!"
Skystrike grinned insanely. "YAY! URPLE BUDDIES!"
Malice danced to the moosic
Seafoam rolled into her back and completely disenigrated, but not before shouting, "I give my life to urple!"
Kaweri started crying. "You didn't even get to capitalize Urple!"
then she turned into dust too.
Skystrike looked at his purple scales, which were now half disintegrated into purple fairy dust. "Drat. Guess I'll have to die again. At least my fairy dust gets to be purple." He disintegrated completely.
Afterglow wasn't as disintegrated as Skystrike, so she was still alive. Unfortunately, the fairy-dust ashes of Skystrike were magnetically attracted to her, covering her completely. "Also drat."
Malice was not of the Urple. She was of the Banananana, but not the Urple.
(Banananana= Banana + nana))
Blue then disinagrated.
"Join me please! GAC has to be created!" Cocoheart yelled
"BANANANANA IS AMAAAAZZIIIINNNGGG!!!!!"
"Can we not alliance then?" Cocoheart asked, grumbily.
"I want some Phad Tai."
"Make an alliance, degu!" Some one yelled from the magical crowd.
" then, a vote happened. " Articuna-Dragon closed the storybook and smiled at the crowd.
Afterglow looked at Malice. "Bleh. I don't like the Urples or the Banananas. What should I be? I should probably make up my mind quick, since I'm almost disintegrated."
"Hm, join the silver roses? " Cocoheart said, and their OC's agreed.
"Eh sure." Afterglow decided. Her scales promptly turned silver, but it was masked by Skystrike's purple fairy dust.
== Scenario Eight: Zombie Apocalypse ==
Airflightheld the bat, bashing the zombies brain in. "Ugh, you should of got the gun." Tearna said mildy, pretending to not be shaken.
The aperament was a stoxcky building, being over crowded with zombies.
Afterglow finally disintegrated completely.
She woke up next to Skystrike, facing a zombie apocalypse.
"NUUU! I'M NOT URPLE!" Skystrike complained, but he wasn't upset for long. "Hey... Is this a zombie apocalypse? AWESOME!"
Afterglow rolled her eyes.
Seafoam held a license plate and chopped a zombies head off. The writers were just making up new ways to kill zombies nowadays. Maybe the audience liked to laugh
Malice destroyed the zombies by playing Led Zeppelin music too loud.
Afterglow listened to the music. "Bleh. I'm not a Led Zeppelin fan."
Skystrike imagined Malice's reaction.
"Whats a Led Zeppelin?" Airflight asked as he crushed zombie flesh.
The audience cried for more blood. Their years angered the zambies.
Malice crushed Afterglow with a gigantic hammer of darkness and doom and death and despair. "A Led Zeppelin is a muffin, you crazyhead!" She roared.
Thrn a donut was strangled by a vine somewhere.
"Ow." Afterglow said from under the rock.
Skystrike was magnetically pulled under the hammer with Afterglow. "Ow."
"Ow, my everything." CocoheaRRT MOaNED.
TThn, a zombie rubbed off his makeup and laughed. It was a prank show!!!
DUN
DUN
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
"Uh... What's a prank show?" Skystrike wondered from under the hammer.
Articuna-Dragon drinks carbonated soy sauce out of a can, and played a video
She had never seen a pumpkin spice latte, but this video cleared it up.
"Woah, it was a prank bro" Fresh Fearslicer said behind vinella Fearslicer, which said "who are you, ugly me?"
"Im the better you!" Said Fresh.
Skystrike was left extremely confused.
Afterglow looked in disgust at Articuna-Dragon. "You really drink that stuff?"
The Fearlsicer fought for a long time.
Malice, oblivious to the conversation because she'd been thinking about the last Star Trek episode she watched, randomly jumped on top of Articuna. "LET'S FIGHT!"
Afterglow was torn between supporting Malice and Articuna. Articuna was gross because of the soy sauce, but Malice had trapped her under this hammer after all!
Suddenly, Skystrike became a Gary Stu. He punched the hammer off him and Afterglow and magically killed off all the zombies. "Horray!"
Of course, TRP had to intervene. "This is boring now that all the zombies are dead!" They resurrected all the zombies and took Skystrike's Stu powers away. Then they vanished.
"Dangit." Skystrike muttered.
At least I'm not trapped under the hammer anymore, Afterglow thought grudgingly.
Cocoheart attacked TRP, saying "this is for having a better name and not beliving it!" And they smashed TRP's snoot in. "Your better then me!"  They yelled.
"What?" TRP was confused. "Ohhh yeah. That conversation. Can we just drop that?" They didn't try to fight back.
"Hm....well, your name is better anyway. Mkay!" Cocoheart flew away on their OC's. Then candy flew from the sky.
TRP disappeared as well. They were tired of drama.
Malice pulled off some groovy disco moves
Articuna smacked their faces, and soy sauce soda appeared in their claws. They had a drinking contest.
Afterglow threw her soy sauce soda glass on the ground, breaking it. Soy sauce spilled everywhere. "No way am I drinking that."
Skystrike grinned insanely. "I WILL PARTICIPATE!"
PArticiPaTIon Iz SewweeePiNG de NAtIon
Malice participated and got a stuffed animal as a participation award!
Abalos:first place!
Kaweri: second place!
Summit: YUS PARTICIPATION AWARD!
I also participation mkasy/. cooliez
Skystrike pouted. "Hey! I didn't get a participation award!"
Sufdenly, a chocolate appeared.
why?
CUZ IT COULD
Malice ate the chocolate.
The Tchocolate made malice a particicipitation award.
"OMG CHOCOLATE!!!!" Skystrike and Afterglow screamed. They ran to it, but Malice got there first.
"Dangit." Skystrike muttered.
Afterglow summoned another chocolate with her awesome powers. She split it in half, ate one half and gave the other to Skystrike.
"Never mind." Skystrike said, his mouth full of chocolate.
Malice procured some more chocolate.
Then, the RP died.
and then, the RP was alive!
I will revive, I will revive I will revive I will revive!
SUddenoy, they were in a giant taco.
== Scenario Nine: They Were In a Giant Taco. ==
TRP's voice echoed from above. "Yay, the RP is alive again!"
Skystrike looked around the taco. "FOOD!" He rapidly started eating the inside of the taco.
Afterglow stood still. She wasn't that hungry.
Lychee swam through the hot sauce.
Malice ate the taco and started singing in the style of Led Zeppelin AGAIN.
"It's raining tacos!
Right out of the sky
Tacos,
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth
And close your eyes!
It's raining tacos!
Yum yum yum yum yummity yum
It's like a dreeeeeeeaaaaaaam
Yum yum yum yum yummity yum
Bring your sour creeeeaaaaaam
Lettuce, shell, cheese, meat
Lettuce shell cheese, meat
Lettuce, shell
Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese
It's raining tacos!
Ooooooooh
Raining tacos!
Oooooooooh
Raining tacos!
Ooooooooooh
It's raining tacos, It's raining tacos!"
She randomly pulled out an electric guitar from the Duat and played a wicked guitar solo on it.
Skystrike gasped. "Whoa, you're awesome!"
Even Afterglow had to admit that Malice was good at guitar. The tacos song was pretty cool too.
Then, lychee are malice's guitar.
Suddenly, Afterglow turned into a fangirl. "OMG I LOVE MAL-" Then Lychee ate Malice's guitar. She went into an intense rage. "HOW DARE YOU EAT MALICE'S GUITAR!" She started attacking Lychee with electricity.
Malice bowed. "Thank you, thank you very much." She said in an Elvis Presley voice.
Then she noticed her guitar in Lychee's mouth and went into a blood rage, destroying Lychee with the power of the universe.
Lychee died, but the guitar was already digested. She was buried in sour cream that night, never to awaken again 
Afterglow continued fangirling Malice. "OMG THAT WAS AMAZING MALICE!!!!"
Malice bowed again and signed Afterglow's autograph.
Afterglow gasped when Malice signed her autograph. "OMG I HAVE MALICE'S AUTOGRAPH!1!1!"
This time, it was Skystrike who was shaking his head.
Cocoheart forgot the character they were using, so they just picked up Seawave and shot her in, yelling "do a barrel roll!"
Seafoam smacked the taco meat for some reason.
Why?
CUZ SHE CAN
"^my life" cocoheart yelled, their army behind them. Confused army is confused.
"MY LIFE TOO!" Skystrike yelled.
Seafoam started to play a song about taco meat on the drums
Malice joined in, playing a guitar solo and improv singing. "OH YEEEAAAH TACO MEAT IS SO AWESOME, I LOVE IT SO MUUUUUUCCCCHHH"
Speaking of links, link apeared. Sausage link, our favorite hero of  Hyrule
Coco danced some more to their own music.
Malice ate so much sausage she momentarily exploded, then she imploded and went back to normal. "That was GOOD."
Skystrike went crazy. "SAUSAGE!!!!!"
Afterglow was still fangirling Malice, but she stopped when she saw the sausage.
They both dug in.
an then, someone ate the taco.
== Scenario Ten: Everyone Is a Random Kind of Doctor or Nurse ==
Kaweri appeared. In a white robe thingie. "What fresh heck is this?!"
she looked at a tag around her neck, marking her 'Dr.Kaweri, Maternity service's
"Oh no."
Macaw appeared in a white doctor's coat. "ALRIGHT!!! LET'S CURE SOME DERGS OF RANDOM AILMENTS!!"
The demon, Sandstone walked in all edgy like, chewing gum. "Who has been cursed? Im the anwser!" She grinned evilly at everyone.
"I said CURE, you weirdo." Macaw sang. She walked over to a random derg and punched him in the face. "There! Now we can have someone to heal!"
Randomly, there was a loud annoying sound, and the TARDIS appeared in the hospital. Malice poked her head out. "Did someone say 'doctor'?" She asked crazily.
Sandstone looked annoyed. "Those who have been cursed by demons or something can come to me. Duh."
She looked stupid, and Cocoheart can say that, it's okay.
Starshooter randomly appeared in a doctor's coat. "Oh no... I haven't been here, in like, forever..." MK threw a pineapple at her. "Now go do random things!" She yelled before disappearing.
SUDDENLY PANCKAKES ATE THEM ALL MUHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH
Doctor Malice zapped them with her zappy thing and disappeared with the TARDIS. Doctor Macaw shrieked with joy. "YEY I GET TO HEAL DERGS NOW!!!" She threw splash potions of healing at everyone, but they didn't work because they're FRICKIN DERGS and they're not in minecraft.
Then Sir Maxalot the Idiot came out of nowhere and ate the splash potions.
Then he noticed what a bad idea that was.
Starshooter's are the pineapple and watched Macaw do random things.
Sir Maxalot grabbed a foot and ate it.
Then he noticed what a bad idea that was.
Dr.Kaweri saw a patient. It was an egg, about to hatch. She watched it, then remembered her training.
Starshooter suddenly got hit in the face by a bird. She grabbed a bandage and put it on her face. She grabbed another pineapple and threw it at someone. "Now we have another patient." She scracthed the bandage.
Macaw punched Dr. Kaweri in the face.
Malice reappeared, then disappeared, then reappeared, then disappeared, then reappeared.
Macaw punched her, screaming "WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! IT'S REALLY ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Malice grinned. "Exactly." Then she disappeared.
"Stawp it! Ima try to get this egg to hatch! Ima doctor!" Then she tapped the egg with a spoon like that pingu episode.
Max eats the doctors
then he noticed what a bad idea rubbing little jimmy's feet was.
Dr.Kaweri cracked the egg, and a blob fell out. "It wasn't a dragon egg at all!"
it was a pterodactyl egg.
It tore through max's stomach lining and ate his organs. Why? Cuz it can
Max scremed. Then joined in eating his organs.
Starshooter fell out. She sits in a chair, wondering when the next sence will happen.
Why? Cause she can.
Sunndely, a Gary Larson comic aopeared. Everybody laughed. Then, they turned into beetles and died.
"IMA DOCTOR GUYZZZ ITS COOL!" the fake doctor named kiwimon apperead, he was so rad.
Then Undyne did a dance.
Malice reappeared in the TARDIS to see that all the other doctors were eaten. "I WANNA BURGER"
: ooo
Look, the r2d2 from star treck!" \
Cocoheart died that day.
Malice died a thousand deaths. Then she smashed Cocoheart with her gigantic galactic hammer of darkness and death and doom. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF STAR WARS, STAR TREK, AND DOCTOR WHO IN THE SAME SENTENCE?!?!?!??!?!! YOU PUNY MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111"
"I did trigger myself three times everytime I say that." Cocoheart sighed....
The reason Malice was during was because a dalek was shooting her over and over. "Exterminate! "
"The weeping angels are here! Oh wait....go home, you drunk!" Sanstone yelled.
DOCTOR WHO? I think yes!
: D doctor who squad!!! Yey!!
Doctor Malice smacked the dalek in the face. (or whatever it's face was.)) "Bleh."
"Bleh means tht you show negative feelings towards the thing you are blehing." Sir Maxington said.
"Yeah it killed my homeworld which means it destroyed my favorite restaurants. Of course I have negative feelings towards it. FOR BURGERS!!!!" Doctor Malice screamed, smacking the dalek again.
I WILL RUB LITTLE JIMMY'S FEET
AND YOU
CAN'T
STOP
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Malice killed Maxwell.
Maxwell's dead body rubbed little jimmy's feet.
YOU CAN'T STAHP MEEE
Malice crushed Maxwell's body into fairy dust
The fairy dust bounded together into a hand and rubbed Little Jimmy's feet.
YOU CCAJNNNOT S=ITOKIOOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAJSMXN
Malice ate the fairy dust.
The fairy dust controlld Malice to rub little Jimmy's feet.
"YOU CANNOT STOP ME!!" It made Malice say.
Malice puked up the fairy dust and sighed. She couldn't stop him.
No one can stop the fairy dust.
No one.
Unless you grab a vaccum.
But he'll still find a way.
Just saying...
The fairy dust turned back into Max, and Maxwell continued to rub little Jimmy's feet.
Malice died. And then the great race of the Lime Lords was truly gone, and the lemons took over the universe.
From the feet rubbing, Little Jimmy became powerful enough to revive the lime race.
"NOW RUB MY FEET YOU FISH" lil jimmy said perfectly puntuatios
Starshooter randomly throws a random link at everybody, breaks the fourth wall, and jumps out.
Doctor Malice didn't care that he revived the Lime Lords. "Hey, what about my favorite restaurants?"
A lemon flew by overhead, screaming "I SHIP PERILSTALKER!!!!!!"
Little Jimmy ate that lemon, spit it out, and demanded it rubbed his feet.
Starshooter pokes her head out and yells to the lemon, "PERILSTALKER'S DUMB!!" And put her head back in.
Suddenly, they were ambushed by a lemon army. "PERILSTALKER IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!" They screamed.
Little Jimmy ate all the lemons. The end. Then his feet was rubbed by Maxwell.
Suddenly, a lime army came out of no where yelling "PERILSTALKER SHALL NEVER HAPPN!!!" And the lemons and limes engaged in a epic fight ripping the universe in half.
Doctor Malice didn't care and sat there, eating a burger and reading "the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
"Hey, thats a great book! The anwser is 42!! Thanks for the fish!" Cocoheart yelled loudly.
"But what is the question?" Malice asked mysteriously. 
Doctor Malice pulled Zaphod Beeblebrox from nowhere and ate him. This made Zaphod angry.
Cocoheart sat, and thought peacefully, which met their brain was on meltdown.
Doctor Malice smacked Cocoheart for no apparent reason.
"Oh nu, thats violent. You go to coco court, now. But you can have a coco lawyer for $234567890987654321 coco bucks." Cocoheart said to Malica.
Then, a coconut appeared. It was solid Ghyshal, a rare gem material worth Millions of cocobux. Arti hurled it  at Malice
"cocobuckz best moneys." cocoheart said incorrectly, making them cringe slightly.
"Can I have a coco buck? I'm being good and rubbing almighty Little Jimmy's feet." Max said.
Jimmy Dean Sausages! Lalalalalalalalalalalal. Lalalalal
Jimmy:you done yet?
Dean: uh. lalalala. YEah, now I'm done.
"Okie. Everyone can have cocobucks!!!!! Wait, is this money or a rip off o starbucks? No one knows..?" cocohert said to the mic, then the reall coco went back on the tablet.
Doctor Malice ate a glitterburger and smacked Coco again. "YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG" 
Starshooter throws a pineapple at everyones head. Then ate the pineaple. And became the pineapple qeen.
The End.
Little Jimmy ate Starshooter.
The End.
Doctor Malice nuked the world and disappeared.
The End.
Little Jimmy ate the multiverse.
The End.
Using the epic power of pineappleness, Starshooter teleported out of Little Jimmy.
The End.
Litle Jimmy hugged Starshooter and said "u passed the trial be free and go show the world you are da best"
The End.
Starshooter went off into the empty abyss to show everyone the true power of pineapples.
The End.
Little Jimmy shed a tear watching the dragn he ate become a pineapple god.
The End. 
== Scenario Eleven: Beetles. ==
Doctor Malice suddenly realized she was surrounded by beetles. "ABOOGALA!!! WHERE DID THE BEETLES COME FROM!?!?!"
Little Jimmy commanded 3.14 somthin pi number to rub his feet.
He ate them.
Doctor Malice got really fed up with Little Jimmy, so she smacked him. Then she ate him.
Little Jimmy ate Malice's insides and crawled out of her mouth, and smacked her jello body, and shoved 66 beetles down her throat.
This made Doctor Malice mad. She gave Little Jimmy a spanking.
Vibe watched beetles come from a hole in the wall. She looked into the hole. She gasped. "The hole leads to a different diemsion!"
"Another piemsion?! Count me in!" Cocoheart yelled, jumping into the hole. Sandstone facepalmed.
Doctor Malice spotted Paradise there. "YO!" She yelled. "IT SEEMS THAT WHATEVER I SAY IS IN CAPS LOCK!!! WOOO!! I LOVE CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!"
"GO CAPS LOCK" Paradise yelled back
"YEAH!" Doctor Malice screamed. The power of caps lock was so crazy loud that it caused a sonic boom that destroyed all the beetles.
Now there were just the Beatles!!!
Doctor Malice was not happy. "HEY! I WAS ABOUT TO EAT THOSE BEETLES."
"OOH YIS THE BEATLES!" Paradise starts belting out lyrics at the top of her lungs. "WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE, A YELLOW SUBMARINE!"
"NO WE DON'T!!!" Doctor Malice screeched. But she couldn't resist and started singing along anyway, and soon everyone was singing yellow submarine. 
Except Little Jimmy and Max because they don't care about the Beetles. Little Jimmy ate a yellow submarine.
Would join all you can eat fruit and have his mouth half filled with sand his teeth would show there sharp edges
Paradise ran over and started shaking Little Jimmy "HOW DARE YOU! AUG MY CAPS LOCK IS STILL ON"
Doctor Malice smacked Little Jimmy for the somethingth time. "RAAWR"
"MalicE! You still gotta do coco court!" Suddenly, things.
All the coco's said that Doctor Malice was guilty for hitting coco, so they would have do chores. The arena where every when else was filled with bored Cocohearts, playing pokemon and undertale, while listening to good music.
TRP is too lazy to read this all, so they just randomly plopped Sky and Glow in the crowd.
Skystrike looked around. "Where am I?"
Afterglow looked at her lab coat. "Oh hey, I'm a doctor."
"Wait, hold on we're doctors? Doesn't that mean we have to add Dr. to our names?" Dr. Skystrike asked.
"Well duh." Dr. Afterglow replied.
"WHOA COOL!" Dr. Skystrike exclaimed.
Doctor Malice smacked them. "NO, YOU WEIRDOS, I'M THE DOCTOR, BUT THE REST OF YOU STOPPED BEING DOCTORS AFTER THE SCENARIO ENDED. WHY AM I ON CAPS LOCK ANYWAY!? HEY IT'S REALLY FUN THOUGH!!!!!!"
She refused to go to Coco court because she wanted to eat lunch first, so she threw potatos at everyone and left in the tardis, going to her favorite Thai restaurant.
"PHAD TAI IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed.
"Doctor................................................................................................who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cocoheart yelled at everyone. 
"Eat yo lunchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kay?"
"I AM EATING LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Doctor Malice screeched.
"ThTA WHAT I SIAD TO DO!" Coco said loudly.
"OK!!!!!!!!!!" Doctor Malice screeched again. She nuked the restaurant after she ate her phad tai becuz she was bored.
This fanfic will be added on to as the roleplay progresses.
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