Annoying Orange: Orange takes over VidCon!/Transcript

(Open to VidCon, Orange is sitting on a couch)
Speaker: Welcome to the VidCon main stage, Annoying Orange!
(crowd cheers)
Orange: (laughs) Hey, hey audience, hey audience hey.
Audience: WHAT?!
Orange: Did you know I'm an artist? I really know how to draw a crowd! (laughs)
(Record scratches, someone coughs)
Orange: Jeez, what is this, a bowling alley? I can hear a pin drop. (laughs)
(audience groans)
Orange: So, you guys are like a bunch of batteries, all you do is revolt. (laughs)
(audience groans)
Orange: Hey, hey audience.
Audience: WHAT?!
Orange: Hey audience, hey.
Audience: WHAT?!
Orange: Hey audience, hey audience.
Audience: WHAT?!
Orange: Knife.
(A giant hand comes down chopping the audience with a giant knife, somehow producing an orange liquid, the audience screams. We then cut to a section of before the show with text at the bottom reading "Thank you to all the fans of AO! You rock!!!")
DaneBoe: When I say "Hey, hey apple", say "you're sexy". Hey, hey apple!
Audience: YOU'RE SEXY!
DaneBoe: Thank you! (audience laughs) That's very nice of you!
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