VSauce Michael

VSauce Michael was a secret character that only appeared in one game in Baldi's Basics 1 1/2. He debuted in the New Year Special Achievements update replacing Barney.
== Appearance ==
VSauce Michael appears to be a combination of two art styles. His head is a real-life cropped image of his real-life counterpart's head, and he has a body that is designed in vector graphics. Michael has a white skin complexion, black hair, a goatee, eyeglasses, a grey long-sleeved shirt, royal purple pants, and cyan shoes. There also appears to be a few shiny areas on his outfit's right side.
== Mechanics ==
Michael will wander around the schoolhouse like normal. If he sees the player from an appropriate distance, he will begin walking towards them. However, if Michael does not see the player for two hallway turns after seeing the player, he will forget about them and continue wandering. Once he has approached and stalled the player, he will move back a few steps and proceed to tell them a joke story. While he is telling his story, the player will be unable to walk or run. After he tells his story, a dialogue will pop on the player's screen asking "Did you like his story?" If the player answers "Yes", then he will congratulate them and continue talking. If the player answers "No", he will become angry and scold them for doing so, and will jumpscare them as a minor punishment, akin to how Barney jumpscares the player. After selecting one of the 2 options, the player will be able to move normally again.
== Trivia ==
* VSauce Michael became the first character since The "Just Beginning" School to have a drawn body and a realistic/3D face. The first characters in the series to have these features are Magic Man and The Old Man.
*VSauce Michael was replaced by Ink Girl in The Advanced School.
*VSauce Michael and Barney share the same exact jumpscare.
**Wega also has a similar jumpscare, except that Wega's jumpscare is at a rate of 22050Hz and has a mono channel, whereas the jumpscares of VSauce Michael and Barney are at 44100Hz with a stereo channel. Also, Wega's jumpscare is more sudden.
== Audio ==
===Voicelines===
File	Caption 	Usage
 	An engineer, a biologist and a mathematician are standing outside of an empty house. Now as they wait, they see two people walk into the house. A little while later, three people come out. The engineer says, "Woah, okay, our original assumption was wrong". The biologist says, "No no no, they reproduced." And the mathematician says, "Guys, it's obvious. Now, if one person goes into the house, it'll be empty again!" 	When encountering the player for the first time.
 	I'm glad that you enjoyed listening to my joke. I tried really hard to contruct it using my thoughts and knowledge. And hey, you are a good friend... or are you? You can't legally call someone a friend if you have only talked to them for less than five minutes. Friends are people that you know very well and have a large relationship with you. I'm not your friend, I'm just some regular old guy walking around the school telling my jokes to everyone. And for some stupid reason, almost everyone hates me because they are envious. You on the other hand, are not one of them. Thanks for showing your support to the VSauce team. See you later! 	When the player answers "Yes".
 	How freaking dare you hate my joke and discriminate my existence like the rest of the other envious kids here?! You really hurt my feelings, ya know, and I really hate that. Because you disliked my joke, I hate everything about you now! But wait, before I continue rambling about my nonsense, what is hate? Simple answer: It's the direct opposite of love. It's a feeling that you display when you have an intense dislike for something. The long answer can't be explained in words. Instead, I'll have to jumpscare you to show you what hate is really all about. In fact, I will jumpscare you SOO HARD that you will die of shock! Now prepare to face the consequences of your mistake! May God have mercy on your soul!	When the player answers "No".
===Sounds===
File	Usage
 	Scaring the player.
== Gallery ==
File:EvilMichael.png|Michael when he is mad at the player.
File:MichaelScare.png|Michael's jumpscare.
Category:Crossover Characters