Oppressor MK2

The Oppressor MK2 is a flying hoverbike that shoots things. Why? Because the people who make these like chaos, that's why. The original Oppressor was more like a motorcycle but the Oppressor company hates normal things and made this behemoth. 
Despite being a fun thing for adults, the oppressor often falls into the hands of little children who like to blow stuff up because they think "explosive stuff = fun" and are commonly spotted in San Andreas because everywhere else in the UnWorld requires a permit to have these and in SA you do not. This has made it the chaos capital of the UnWorld especially in Los Santos as most people live there. Normal people are tired of these blowing their cars up and making them DIE. Coupled with the fact that these bikes can lock on their missiles makes it even worse. Cars there are even equipped with special sensors to tell the driver "YOU ARE ABOUT TO BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!!!!11! ITS TOO LATE!!!!!!" that beep to tell you it's joever and to give up and let yourself down.
Flying these requires skill, it takes a while to learn but for some reason children learn it very quickly. Probably learn it from their oppressor flying friends who the LSPD gave up on fighting because they kept getting blown up! Their mayor is trying to get MK2s banned but it's only a matter of time before they go to Vice City and cause even more chaos.
== Trivia ==
* Oppressor flyers are way more likely to be ridiculed by society even if they aren't using them irresponsibly.
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Category:Childhood Obesity