Netzach

Netzach is a Character from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Originally, he was the Head of the Security team, but after the Company was Shut down due to repeated OSHA Violations, He had to find Work Elsewhere. But thanks to his enjoyment of Listening to the Energizer Bunny's Death metal Albums, he joined a Group of Tibetan Monks, and he stole all of their Energy. This caused him to become Hollow, but immensely powerful, moreso than he originally was. 
Netzach is perhaps the closest thing our universe has to a cryptid. He's just genuinely that fucking strange. Currently, he is attempting to Court Yesod So Yesod can carry their offspring into World War 6 and turn them into super weapons.
== Strange Beginnings ==
Netzach originally went to Law School. Then he became banned from Law School for a secret reason, but it was because he was directly responsible for inflating the lips on all of the Statues to avoid Being Claimed by Eldritch Horror Kim Kardashian. Afterwords, he joined the Lobotomy Corporation mostly so then he wouldn't be homeless, but frankly, everything was fucking awful, and when someone asks him about this, Netzach says he would've chosen homelessness had he known what he was about to experience. After he says that, he then shows you his Mr. Clean x Scrubbing Bubbles fanfiction he's workign on.
Netzach had done everything he could to leave, which includes attempting to chew through all of Lobotomy Corporations bricks and metal, along with replacing all of the Cement with Colgate Toothpaste. And he loves eating Toothpaste. However, his Shitty ex Girlfriend, Angela would see through his Ploys, and drag him back to. He’s also a bot of a greasy haired asshole. 
==== THE RAVE DUNGEON. ====
This continued until he Hit his Limit, and Filed OSHA complaints with everyone else.
== Life and Locations after Lobotomy ==
After his whole Fiasco with the Tibetan Monks, Netzach decided to integrate into society once more, feeling that he was ready to do so. Sadly, Netzach Has Never Pretended to be Human once in his Life, no matter how hard We Like to Trick ourselves into Thinking Otherwise, so He sure as shit wasn't about to start now. Typically, he spends his days going through abandoned Malls, hunting for something. It is believed that this is the current reason people have been avoiding going through Abandoned Places these Days-- they Know They Should Fear Netzach, even if they're unsure why. Are you Scared of Going through Abandoned places, even when you won't be caught? Now you know Why. But Don't let yourself be tricked into thinking you're safe to explore those places now. Your fear exists to protect you. No one has survived an encounter with him, and you certainly won't be the first.
However, sometimes, Netzach will leave these Abandoned places so then he can commune in non-abandoned stores, typically of the Clothing Variety. Do you know that hissing noise you hear in those stores when they turn off the music? That's him. The stores are trying to hide him. Typically, he is just wandering around, being more a nuisance to the stores which includes eating security tags, cutting the wires to the cameras and knocking things off of the shelves. When he is in the clothing stores, he begins knitting sweaters, and replacing what people purchase with his own creations. It is never about looking good, so he could care less about the quality.
He also goes into hardware or electronic stores, as he believes (correctly, of course) that those are all you can eat diners that you don't need to pay to eat at. After toothpaste, his favorite thing to eat is metal. He puts Toothpaste on the metal though, claiming that it "Reminds him of the slugs". Sometimes, you can find him in Walmart, stealing the Toothpaste.
== Powers ==
* Anytime someone makes boxed Kraft Mac and Cheese, Netzach recieves a Psychic Beacon that gives them their location, and he starts Running to the exact Location with the intent of Drinking the Gasoline. If he finds out someone is closer, he then diverts his running to their location.
* Netzach doesn't feel hunger, and he never has. He claims he consumes Everything he can "To try and remember what it's like to Feel Alive".
* Revealed within the Prostate exam on Gordon, Netzach Stole Dr. Coomer's Cock and Balls then stapled them onto himself. This shows that he can Attach and remove anything that is a part of him at will. One must wonder if he is the same creature he was years ago.
* He is capable of jumping into different dimensions and he does this incredibly easily.
* His main source of Energy is drinking printer ink and battery acid. However, he only consumes them as a type of dessert.
Despite all of that, please note that Netzach is (typically) not a threat, ignoring when he chooses to exist in abandoned places. He's more like a big cat, just more dangerous. So think like A big cat with a lot of Guns attached to its body. If you don't bother him, he will like you. If you give him food, he will really like you. If you piss him off, your days are numbered.
== Trivia ==
His name means nlgger in somali.