My Little Pony Freindship is Magic: Episode 7 Last Friday Night

==Synophis==
Zephyr throws a party for everyone in ponyville, only to wake up to a complete and utter mess...
==Characters==
Zephyr
Windrider
Phazon
Blaze
Grimshot
Shockwave
Twilight
Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy
Rarity
Applejack
Derpy
Celestia
Luna
Lyra
Bon Bon
Viynl
Epic Sax Pony
Octavia
Doctor Whooves
and maybe a few more :P
==Scene 1==
The sound of birds tweeting wake me up, not knowing where i was, i didnt even have the energy to open my eyes. My body was so achey, i couldent even move while i was in bed. After a few minutes i decide to open my eyes, i see the roof of my room in my new house in ponyville. I look to the right to see some empty bottles of alcohol. Looks like we did decide to throw a party in the end i thought to myself. I then suddenly remember that we threw a party for everypony. I was hoping that i made a good impression on everyone, because i cant remember a thing. But then as i turned my head to the left, i see a stallion in my bed. I scream, making me fall off my bed, i had no idea what was going on. I put on my hippie robes to investigate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJu0U8oVYbE
Zephyr:There's a stranger in my bed (looks at pony with sax in bed)There's a pounding in my head (holds head)Glitter all over the room (looks around the room)(goes outside to backyard) Pink flamingos in the pool
Zephyr:I smell like a minibarDJ's passed out in the yard (looks at Viynl)Barbie's on the barbequeThere's a hickie or a bruise
(looks at phone) Pictures of last nightEnded up online(sees herself kissing Pinkie Pie) I'm screwedOh wellIt's a blacked out blur(smiles) But I'm pretty sure it ruledDamn
Last Friday night(shows mane ponies dancing) Yeah we danced on tabletops(shows Blaze drunk with Rainbow Dash) And we took too many shotsThink they kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night(Shows Phazon on disney land ride) Yeah we maxed our credit cards(Shows Grimshot getting kicked out) And got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night(Shows Applejack with clothes on) We went streaking in the park(Shows Blaze with Rainbow Dash) Skinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à troisLast Friday night(Shows Grimshot with stolen baby buggies) Yeah I think we broke the lawAlways say we're gonna stopWhoa-oh-oah
This Friday night(sits down on chair) Do it all againThis Friday night(nods) Do it all again
(Shows Twilight playing dot to dot) Trying to connect the dotsDon't know what to tell my boss(Shows Grimshots car being towed) Think the village towed my car(Shows Pinkie Pie swinging on Chandilier, but then breaks it) Chandelier is on the floor(Rarity faints) Ripped my favorite party dressWarrant's out for my arrest(Applejack grabs ale) Think I need a ginger aleThat was such an epic fail
(looks at phone) Pictures of last nightEnded up online(sees herself kissing Pinkie Pie) I'm screwedOh wellIt's a blacked out blur(smiles) But I'm pretty sure it ruledDamn
Last Friday night(shows mane ponies dancing) Yeah we danced on tabletops(shows Blaze drunk with Rainbow Dash) And we took too many shotsThink they kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night(Shows Phazon on disney land ride) Yeah we maxed our credit cards(Shows Grimshot getting kicked out) And got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night(Shows Applejack with clothes on) We went streaking in the park(Shows Blaze with Rainbow Dash) Skinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à troisLast Friday night(Shows Grimshot with stolen baby buggies) Yeah I think we broke the lawAlways say we're gonna stopWhoa-oh-oah
(shows everyone dancing in backyard) This Friday nightDo it all againDo it all againThis Friday nightDo it all againDo it all againThis Friday night
(shows everyone chanting) T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F.T.G.I.F.
(shows Epic sax pony playing DA SAX :D)
Last Friday night(shows mane ponies dancing) Yeah we danced on tabletops(shows Blaze drunk with Rainbow Dash) And we took too many shotsThink they kissed but I forgot
Last Friday night(Shows Phazon on disney land ride) Yeah we maxed our credit cards(Shows Grimshot getting kicked out) And got kicked out of the barSo we hit the boulevard
Last Friday night(Shows Applejack with clothes on) We went streaking in the park(Shows Blaze with Rainbow Dash) Skinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à troisLast Friday night(Shows Grimshot with stolen baby buggies) Yeah I think we broke the lawAlways say we're gonna stopWhoa-oh-oahThis Friday nightDo it all again.
==Scene 2==
I dont know what was going through my mind at the time...Flamingos in my pool, ponies throwing up all over the place and i slept with somepony i dont even know! this is my second day in ponyville...im sure my first night was great but for now...I need to go through this horrible hangover. At the moment all i wanted to do was find Windrider.
Ahh...that night was great, i didnt think Zephyr would be such a great party thrower, Pinkie Pies gonna have some competition And always my sister was a great DJ and thats priceless coming from me, because im one of the ponies who fight with Viynl the most, like that time we were fighting over the last burito in our old house. The thing i loved about this party the most was the women, i didnt expect her to get some many mares in the party, but there was a particular pony that night, that was very sassy...but i cant remember her name...all i remember was her mane and tail was black, with red stripes going through them and her eyes were crystal red. I think she stole one of my things though .-. oh well, ether way this was a great party. But wait, am i in bed alone? I look to the left and i see a mare with blonde hair. Ahh, Applejack, my Apple godess :3. I take the cover off to take a look at Applejacks face. To my horror...it was....derpy!? What the hell was going on? I thought i was was with Applejack, or Rainbow Dash, OR AT LEAST FLUTTERSHY. I slowly get out of the bed, not trying to make a sound. I carefully take a step back each time, but curse the designers of this house, the floor boards were creaky and i could hear Derpy waking up. It was now or never, i ran for it going to the nearest corner. I took a little peek and just saw her getting more comfortable in bed. I was safe, i turned around only to see Derpy right behind me upside down, breaking the law of physics. I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Hey Blaze :P" says Derpy still upside down. "But..but...you were-" instead i decided not to question her. "So Blaze, what did you think of the party? Did you sleep with any mares?" I decided not to tell her what happened. "Nah, i just kept low tonight". "Really? Most ponyfolk say your a perverted douchebag and you have sex with any woman :P". So thats what people say behind my back, what the hell have i ever said about the- ok now that i think about it, i said Applejack was a workholic, Twilight is a emo, Rainbow Dash is too focused on her ego, Fluttershy is way too shy, Rarity is in love with her work and Pinkie Pie needs to take a bucking chill pill...yeah im not suprised people called me a douchebag because i am kinda a douchebag :D.
==Scene 3==
Im still thinking about what Discord said, about removing my evil forms. I dont know what to do anymore, i know my friends will think its a trap but im willing to take a risk. But then again, i dont want to make them worry either. i then feel a hoof on my arm, i look to the left to see Windrider in the bed with me. "Is something wrong Phazon? You seem anxious". I want to tell her whats going on, but then again i dont want to worry her, she did just come back from her trip to Manehatten. "Its nothing Windrider, just a bit worked up since this was my first party". I then get up to find Blaze and Grimshot leaving Windrider in the bed. I know Phazon is lieing, his been drunk with Grimshot and Blaze too many times to not have a party with them at least once. Suddenly Zephyr knocks Phazon out of the way, sending him over the stair railing into a fridge that was toppled over. Zephyr then sees Windrider putting a relieved look on her face.
Windrider:are you ok Zephyr?
Zephyr:no Windie, im not okay, ive been through alot of crap...
Windrider:come on, sit here.
Zephyr sits beside Windrider on the bed. "Now tell me what happened". says Windrider rubbing Zephyr on the arm. "Well..."
The party was pretty normal, everyone was having a good time, nothing got destroyed and not even Pinkie Pie went too wild. Well thats until Vinyl came with the booze
It was like everyone had a personality change, Pinkie Pie was sleepy, Fluttershy was less fearless than often, Applejack was more agressive, Rainbow Dash had became shy all of a sudden, Rarity was being messy and Twilight...well she went uncouncious. And even the colts were acting differant, Grimshot was being perverted and Blaze was being a gentlecolt. But Phazon didnt get drunk that night, he was too agitated to drink.
"But thats all i remember..." says Zephyr sitting beside Windrider. "So why are you so worried?" says Windrider. "Well when im drunk i get a bit wild and agressive...and at one point...i may flash my...". "You're what?" says Windrider confused. "My....marehood". says Zephyr putting her head down. "ohhhh...well at least it didnt get on the internet...right?". Zephyr goes silent. "Riiight?". Zephyr still stays silent. "Oh boy..." says Windrider rubbing her mane. "And thats not all, what do you're freinds think of me? What if they think im too wild". Windrider chuckles. "Really Zephyr, if you're idiotic, crazy, wild and fun, you are gonna fit in perfectly with us, trust me". Zephyr smiles and then hugs Windrider. "Thanks Windie". says Zephyr. "No problem Z".
==Scene 4==
Holy hell...That was one hell of a night, I wish i didnt drink any alcohol because it makes me extremely horny and I might write a clopfic. Oh no, i hope i didnt sleep with Rarity, shes a sexy little pony which I would love to groupe all- ah shit some alcohol is still in the system, where was i? Shes lovely but i cant be with somepony who's caught up in there work so much that they cant even spend a little time with you. Ah well, im going back to sleep. But as Grimshot was getting comfortable, he bumped into a female mare in the bed with him. Both turn quickly to look at eachother "Grimshot?!" "Twilight?!". Both do girly screams making them fall out of bed. "Grimshot, what are you doing in bed with me?!" Twilight shouts with the cover over her. "I should ask you the same question!" shouts Grimshot leaning on the cuboard. Twilight then looks down to see Grimshot's 'wang' erect (cencored of course :P) . Twilight screams covering her eyes with a cover. "Cover that big thing will you!" shouts Twilight covering her eyes. "Oh im sorr- wait did you just say big?". "JUST COVER IT!" Grimshot then quickly covers his 'jumbo sausage' with a pillow. Then out of no where Phazon and Blaze. "Grim, is that you? We heard a girl-". Phazon and Blaze then sees what just occured, making Phazon faint. "YOU OWE ME A SUBWAY!" shouts Blaze pointing at Grimshot. "Look, all of you just get out now!" shouts Twilight pointing at the door. As Grimshot was walking by Twilight she threw him cargo shorts. "Its going to be obvious what you're covering if you go out there with a pillow.". "Thanks Twi..." says Grimshot putting the cargo shorts over his shoulders. "Why would you say thats big, it looks pretty normal to me." says Blaze with Phazon over his shoulder. "Just get out...". Blaze continues walking to the door. "Close the door". Blaze then shuts the door, but doesn't go out. "Close the door on the other side you idiot". "Oh right" says Blaze going out then closing the door. "...Wait, how am i going to examine you're plot?" says Blaze confused.
The mane 6 are all in the room with Twilight where Grimshot and Twilight did there thang. "I cannot believe that just happened" says Twilight with her head down. "Im quite suprised, i thought there would more suprising hook ups" says Rarity. "Phazon and Windrider was suprising for me, I thought he had the hots for Twilight, or some other pony". says Shockwave. "Thats not helping Shockwave -__-" says Windrider. "What am I going to do, I wanted to settle with a nice pony, not a pony who's a Rainbow Dash!" shouts Twilight. "Hey, since when did we start using my name as another use for...Wait, what is the meaning of my name?" says Rainbow confused. "Big ego, selfish and thinks very highly of themselves" says Rarity. "Wait, why are you ok with this Rarity? I thought you were with Grimshot" says Twilight. "Oh we've seperated". "Really? I dont remember you guys saying anything to eachother" says Twilight. "His always acting awkward when im around, I think i get the message". "Im sorry Rarity, well at least you didn't get intimate" says Shockwave rubbing her shoulder. "Oh we did get intimate". Fluttershy suddenly spits out her water all over Rainbow Dash. "Sorry..." says Fluttershy. "And you're still ok with whats just happened?" says Shockwave rubbing her mane. "Too be honest darling, it wasn't even great sex, he was drunk, I was drunk, It was actually really uncomfortable".
"So Grimshot, seems you're a stud with the ladys" says Blaze nudging Grimshot in the shoulder. "Not helping Blaze...". "Hey Phazon, who do you think would be a good shipping couple?" says Blaze to a dizzy Phazon. "I dont know...You and Rainbow Dash I guess...". "Phazon...Thats probably the worst shipping ever". "Why?" says Phazon getting up. -_-
==Flashback==
(From MLP Episode 1)
Pinkie Pie: Oh oh, Rainbow Dashes eye is twitching
Blaze:What does that mean?
Pinkie Pie:It means someponies gonna get punched in the face
Blaze:Who is she gonna punch?...
(everypony takes a step back)
(From MLP Episode 2)
Blaze:at least I wasent the one who crie-
(Strangles) Rainbow Dash:YOU SAID YOU WOULDENT TELL ANYONE
Phazon: so are you two boy friend and girl friend?
Rainbow Dash:WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT (still strangling Blaze without knowing)
Phazon:you two sure act like it.
Rainbow Dash:hmph (still strangling) Twilight;err Rainbow?
Rainbow Dash:what? (shows Blaze unconscious)
Twilight:your still strangling-
Rainbow Dash:oh! (realises)
Blaze:X_X
(From MLP 3)
Blaze:Rainbow Dash....remember when i said you were hot...
Rainbow Dash:no, but thank you....
Blaze:well...i think Applejack's hotter...
Rainbow Dash:oh that fine- WAIT WHAT!?
Applejack:im flatterd...
Rainbow Dash:HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME!
(fights with Blaze)
Grimshot:you shouldent of done that Blaze...OH GREAT RARITY, NOW YOU GOT ME DOING LINES FROM CREEPYPASTAS
Pinkie Pie:whats that taste like?...
Grimshot:sigh...
(shows Fat Pony Gaining up on them)
(Shows Fat Pony with Dynamite)
Phazon:WHAT THE HAY!!!
Grimshot:WHAT THE BUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
(Shows Rainbow Dash with Blaze in a neck hold) Blaze:wait, whats that-GRAHGH!
(From MLP 6)
Blaze:(pats head) silly little Dashie
(All of the mane freinds eyes widen)
Rainbow Dash:(grits teeth)
Twilight:Blaze dont-
(Rainbow Dash bucks Blaze)
(Blaze smashes into the wall)
(The Snow from the roof goes down on the house, barricading the windows and the front door)
Twilight:pat Rainbow Dash on the head....
Blaze:WHAT THE HAY!?
Rainbow Dash:im sorry!, whenether someone pats me on the head, i buck them!
Blaze:Thats!....quite arousing
Rainbow Dash:WHAT!?
==Back to Present==
"Ok, you've made you're point" says Phazon rubbing his head. "So what now?" says Blaze drinking coffee. "Meh, we could go to the bar" says Grimshot looking for some money. "There is no bar, Blaze destroyed it when he did a massive hump attack on Shockwave in the paintball match". "I know, it was THE BEST MID AIR SEX I'VE EVER HAD :3" says Blaze with a epic face. "...what..." says Phazon confused. "Wait, wheres my money?!" says Grimshot looking through his wallet.
"Where did i get 500 gold coins from?" says Twilight looking thorugh her purse. "You have 500 gold coins with you right now?" says Rarity. "Yeah, i have no idea where I found this" says Twilight really confused. "You better use that money wisely Twilight, before you know it could all be gon-". "LETS GO TO THE MALL!" shouts Shockwave. "Im in" says Zephyr. The rest of the gang agree and so they set off to the mall...with Grimshot's money :D
==Equestria Gurls==
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEBPkZnP6wo
==Scene 5==
The Mane 6 are shown going in the Zephyr's house with clothes, games and prank items. "I take what i said back Twilight, USE YOU'RE MONEY RECKLESSLY" shouts Rarity with lots of clothes around her. "I got so many prank items!". All the mane 6 look up to see Pinkie Pie swinging on the chandilier. "Pinkie Pie get off there, its not stable!" shouts Windrider. "Did you say get in the stable?" shouts Pinkie Pie with her ear pricked up. Suddenly the chandilier snaps off the roof with the mane colt's directly below. "Guys watch out!" shouts Twilight. But the chandiler droped with full impact, making dirt come out of the floorboards. "Wow Zephyr, you really need to clean this place up" says Rainbow Dash coughing. "What do you expect, i just had a party" says Zephyr clearing the dust in the air with her hoof. Soon after the dust clears up and it shows the chandiler to be half way in the floor. "HOLY SHIT, THAT MADE ME LOSE MY ERECTION!" says Blaze hyperventilating. "TOO MUCH BUCKING INFO BLAZE" says Grimshot on his stomach. "Pinkie you have to be more careful!" says Windrider helping up Grimshot. "Sorry..." says Pinkie with her novelty glasses on. "Wait...Wheres Phazon?!" says Blaze being helped up by Fluttershy. The gang look around the chandiler to see Phazon crushed by it. "Phazon!" says Windrider running to him. "Dude are you alright?!" says Grimshot. "Nope Im fine, i just have a chandiler on my back, my penis is getting squashed and im in complete agony" says Phazon faintly. "We need to get you pony care" says Twilight worried. "Nah ill be fine, just get this sea-cow off me and i'll be fine". "Err Phazon, that's not a sea-cow, that's a chandiler" says Shockwave. "...who the hell are you...". "Yeah we better get him to pony care...".
"He dosen't look too good". "Maybe if we slap him...". SMACK!. "YEEEOW!" shouts Phazon rising from bed. Phazon opens his eyes too see Windrider stangling Blaze. "YOU IDIOT, THAT COULD'VE INJURED HIM MORE!" shouts Windrider in a angry tone. "AT LEAST I WOKE HIM UP!" says Blaze pointing at Phazon. "Phazon you're awake!" says Windrider hugging him. Suddenly Phazon gets a immense pain in his back, making him scream in agony. "Dont do that, you're putting pressure on his back" says the doctor in front of the bed. "Am i in pony care?" says Phazon looking around the room. "Yes, you were in a accident, apparently a chandiler fell on you" says the doctor looking thorugh her papers. "When will he get better doctor?" says Fluttershy. "Im not sure, the chandiler fell on you with great impact, it could take weeks months maybe even a year, we're not sure with these type of injures, but considering you're a alicorn, you might heal pretty quickly, but only time will tell". "Thank you doctor" says Twilight. "Right now i think it's best if we leave him alone so he can rest" says the doctor going out of the room and holding the door open. "Dont worry, i've been in this type of situation before, heres a daring doo book if you get bored" says Rainbow Dash handing Phazon a Daring doo book. "Thanks RD" says Phazon smiling. The gang say there goodbyes and leaves Phazon to rest. Phazon sigh's, looking up at the fan on the ceiling. "Looks like you've got yourself in quite a predicament there Phaz boy" says a unknown voice. "What are you doing here?..." says Phazon looking at the chair beside his bed. Suddenly a green flame ignites and a mare appears sitting on the chair eating a apple. "Cant a old freind pass on by and say hello?" says the mare taking another bite out of the apple. "Sorry Death, I thought you only came when someponies about to die, unless im that somepony" says Phazon. "You know how it is here in Equestria, its full of gumdrops and ice-cream and no death or diseases. Theres hardly anything to do here" says Death turning the apple into wine. "But there must be a reason why you're here Death". Death gets up from her chair and looks out the window. "The truth is, I am here to say hello to you Phazon, but there is another reason why I am here in Ponyville" says Death turning to Phazon. "And that reason is?" says Phazon curious. "A event is going to occure in the main holds of Equestria, a ancient evil that has been long forgotten, or rather couldn't even be remembered, is going to return". "Do you mean King sombra?" says Phazon sitting up. "No, this evil was here when Equestria wasn't even called Equestria". "What do you mean there was a time when Equestria wasn't called Equestria?" says Phazon confused. "Long ago Equestira was called Glucrose, It was an amazing Empire. They were once a peaceful race, and they were very advanced for ponies that is until the war began, between the Harmonies who fought for freedom, and the Disharmonies who believed in evil and only the strong can survive". "So these Disharmonies are returning and they want to take over Equestria?". "Correct". "Then why aren't you telling Princess Celestia instead of telling me?!" shouts Phazon. "Because she already knows of this and soon she will evacuate the main cities". "And why am i telling you this you ask?". Death grasps the hoof of Phazon. "Because out of all of you're freinds...I think you're the most vulnerable to join Dracos and his Disharmonies". This left Phazon stunned and gave a uneasy vibe around the room. "Please Phazon, do not fall into Dracos's arms for if you do, you may lose yourself forever". Suddenly Death leaves a puff of smoke and leaves the room.
Later
Blaze was helping Applejack pick apples for Applebucking season. "Do we really have to do this" says Blaze yawning. "Yes sugercube, we are going to have to do this if we want to get the apples that are nice and fresh" says Applejack bucking a tree. "You can take a rest if you want, because then that will just show you how much of a weakling you are". "I AM NOT A WEAKLING...but I am not a hardworker, so you win this round, Im gonna take a rest near that cave over there" says Blaze stumbling. A few minutes later a sonic sound pierces Blaze's ear. "AHHHHH, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT NOISE?!" says Blaze covering his ears. Blaze sees a bright light coming out of the cave and it reminds him of his dream. "Oh god...please dont tell me that was a vision...unless it was a warning!". Blaze walks in the cave following the bright light. After a few minutes of wandering Blaze finally gets to the light. It was purple and oozy, like some wierd ghost busters monster. Suddenly Blaze starts to float, and he sees another pony floating with him, he had tan skin and a long dark brown mane with tan stripes going thorught it. "Who are you?!" shouts Blaze. The pony opens his eyes and finally speaks. "My name is....Corkscrew".
To be countinued...