Happy pill

Manufactured a few hundred years ago by an important pharmaceutical company to deal with heart problems and severe stress, the Happy Pill is now patent free and sold as an over-the-counter emotional regulator.
It is recommended by pharmacists for the following scenarios:
* Traumatic experiences such as rape or rape attempts
* Emotional Shock derived from harm-free accidents
* Emotional breakdowns caused by the loss of a relative or love interest
* Circumstances-derived depression
* Treatment and Mitigation of phobias
* Treatment of existent PTSD in addition to psychological therapy
Happy Pills are usually available in form of gel capsules, chewable tablets and chewing gums.
== Active components ==
The active components of the happy pill usually contain one or more of the following (Individual components and mixtures may vary):
* Fast-action epinephrine counter agents
* L-3,4-dihydroxyphenylalanine (nanomachine regulated)
* Tryptophan (nanomachine regulated)
* Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors or SRI (nanoparticle coated)
* Propranolol (nanomachine regulated)
* Ibuprofen (nanoparticle coated)
* Paracetamol (nanoparticle coated)
* Glucose (nanomachine regulated)
* Insuline (nanomachine regulated)
It is important to point out that without the exact proportions of each component and the appropriate nanomachines, mixing the above components can be hazardous for your health and may result in nervous system collapse.
== Warnings and Contraindications ==
Patients experiencing depression should consult with their physicians for specialized treatment; Happy Pills are only recommended for the general public, and should NOT be used by depression sufferers except in emergencies.
For patients alergic to propranolol or those suffering from diabetes or low blood pressure, make sure you ask for a propranolol-free happy pill. The regulating nanomachines usually check whether the patient is having a low blood pressure, but it is adviced against taking propranolol pills in those cases. Consult your physician for more details.
Frequent use is discouraged; although no cases of addiction have been detected so far, there is a small chance of developing addiction to Happy Pills. if an addictive behavior is detected, consult your physician as possible for addiction and withdrawal symptoms treatment.
WARNING: Use of happy pills alongside Ignite or any other kind of aphrodisiacs may result in sudden drop of blood pressure, palpitations, and loss of consciousness. When consumed in high doses, it may result in death.
Please refrain from consuming above the recommended dose. Wait at least four hours after a happy pill intake before ingesting aphrodisiacs.
== Alternatives ==
Users with allergies or contraindications to Happy Pill components are recommended to have nervous system regulator implants installed in their skulls. Advantage of implants over happy pills are chemical safety and instant availability.
Category:Pharmaceuticals