James Smith's Perfect Day

James Smith's Perfect Day is an episide of The Bully TV series, first aired in August 2015.
== Plot ==
The episode begins with James Smith getting ready to go with Liam Smith on a father and son outing hosted by Colham Bowl-a-Rama. They will arrive at a secret location in Farthill. He comes downstairs extremely happy, mostly due to Harry Smith being in prison. James and Liam get into the RustBucket 2000, with the former spraying air freshener to rid the car of the smell of Harry's farts.
When they set off, James sings songs from Fancy Hippos. Liam makes a wrong turn, taking the car to Kilallt Riding School. He turns back and starts heading where the satnav is commanding him to go - eventually they end up in Genesiscide because Liam made a typo when entering the secret location's postcode. He turns back and drives towards Farthill, and the hectic ride leads them to a muddy woodland. James vomits all over his seat.
Suddenly paint splats all over the RustBucket 2000's windscreen. James notices the invitation says the outing is for...paintballing! They leave the car, bumping into Liam's boss Bob Jenkins and his son Bill Jenkins, who are both wielding paintball guns. Bob makes the deal that if Liam and James can paintball him and Bill by surprise, they will win an hour of free bowling. Bob and Bill hide in the woods, leaving Liam and James to search for them.
After five minutes scouting the woods and getting scratched up by brambles, a barrage of paintballs is fired at Liam and James, who just about manage not to get their formal clothes colourful. After their targets seem to have moved on, they find a bush blown down from the wind. They walk around using it as a disguise until they approach Bob and Bill from behind. However, James squeals and bursts his nappy after treading in fox poo, then the two opponents splatter Liam with paint.
As Liam and James continue trudging along, they end up behind their targets again. Liam dashes up to them, but Bill does a big fart at him, causing him to slip in the mud. James suddenly captures the two - Liam earned the free bowling, but he doesn't seem to care and storms back into the RustBucket 2000. On the way back home, James blabbers on about what a perfect day he's had while Liam is more frustrated than ever and the car gets extremely muddy.
Soon they arrive home. James rings the doorbell 20 times. Grace Smith answers, and James goes on about the events for a whole hour straight; Grace and Liam look at each other, briefly considering to phone a doctor. Later he goes to his room to play with his Fancy Hippo plushies, though he notices a disgusting smell...Harry sneaked a lump of cheese in James' toy box just before his arrest! James pukes and bursts his nappy again.
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