Pups Save Heady Humdinger/Transcript

This article is a transcript of the PAW Patrol episode "Pups Save Heady Humdinger" from Season 5, which premiered on May 1, 2018 in the United States and on August 18, 2018 in Canada.
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11:58 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, Chickaletta, look at how everyone is enjoying your statue. It warms my heart that they love my little Chicky-poo as much as I do.
12:08 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
12:09 Mayor Humdinger: 	It's not fair all those folks are fawning over Adventure Bay's chicken statue. They should be looking at something better, something bigger, something beautiful! Something like...
12:21 (Sound): 	(Woodpecker pecking)
12:23 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah! A giant carving of me! Welcome to Mount Humdinger! (Snickering)
12:31 Kittens: 	(Meowing)
12:39 (Sound): 	(Loud drilling noise)
12:40 Mr. Porter: 	Whoa!
12:41 Mayor Goodway: 	What was that, a jackhammer? There's no construction scheduled for today.
12:50 Mayor Goodway: 	Come, Chickaletta. Let's get to the bottom of this.
12:55 Mayor Goodway: 	(Gasping)
13:04 Mayor Humdinger: 	And make my top hat taller. It's the greatest, tallest hat ever!
13:09 Mayor Goodway: 	Mayor Humdinger, stop all this immediately!
13:11 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha! If you could have a statue of a chicken, I can have a Humdinger doozy carving of the world's greatest mayor! Me! (Laughing)
13:23 Cat Rubble: 	Uh-oh. (Shrieking in panic)
13:27 Mayor Goodway: 	Well, now you've got that, and a Humdinger doozy of a dozer problem! I'm calling Ryder.
13:36 Skye: 	Whoo-hoo!
13:37 Zuma: 	Nice one, Chase. Marshall, it's your turn, dude.
13:40 Rubble: 	Push out one of the bones without knocking the whole tower down!
13:44 Marshall: 	Hmm. Oh, I think... this bone.
13:53 (Sound): 	(Clattering)
13:54 Marshall: 	Oops, picked the wrong bone.
13:56 Everyone: 	(Laughing)
13:57 (Sound): 	(Pup-pad ringing)
13:59 Ryder: 	Hi, Mayor Goodway.
14:00 Mayor Goodway: 	Ryder, that Mayor Humdinger is ruining the hill! And one of his kittens is in danger!
14:06 Cat Rubble: 	(Meowing)
14:07 Ryder: 	Don't worry, we're on our way! No hill is too tall, no pup is too small!
14:14 Ryder: 	PAW Patrol, to the Lookout!
14:16 Pups: 	Ryder needs us! (Barking)
14:20 Marshall: 	Whoa!
14:24 Pups: 	Watch out!
14:25 Marshall: 	Whoa! (Crashing)
14:28 Pups: 	(Sighing)
14:30 Marshall: 	Don't worry! I'll help you down.
14:34 Pups: 	(Shouting)
14:37 Marshall: 	Oops, picked the wrong pup!
14:39 Pups: 	(Laughing)
14:41 (Music): 	♪
14:51 (Sound): 	(Elevator dinging)
14:56 Chase: 	PAW Patrol, ready for action, Ryder, sir!
15:00 Ryder: 	Thanks for coming, pups. Mayor Humdinger's been carving his face in the cliffs, and now his bulldozing kitten is in trouble.
15:07 Cat Rubble: 	(Meowing)
15:08 Ryder: 	So, for this mission, I'll need Skye. I'll need you to lower your line to lift the kitten clear.
15:14 Skye: 	(Barking) Let's take to the sky!
15:17 Ryder: 	Rubble, I need you to use your rig to build a ramp out of rocks to get the dozer down safely.
15:23 Rubble: 	Rubble on the double!
15:25 Ryder: 	All right! PAW Patrol is on a roll!
15:28 Pups: 	(Barking)
15:30 (Music): 	♪ (Deployment sequence for Skye and Rubble)
16:32 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ha! It's about time. Kittens, back to work.
16:38 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, thank you for hurrying, Ryder.
16:40 Ryder: 	We've got this! Rubble, build that ramp.
16:43 Rubble: 	On it! Got to save the little kitty!
16:45 Ryder: 	Okay, Skye, you know what to do.
16:48 Skye: 	You got it, Ryder!
16:56 Cat Rubble: 	(Meowing)
17:04 Cat Rubble: 	(Whimpering)
17:05 Rubble: 	Ryder, runaway rig! Huh?
17:14 Cat Rubble: 	(Giggling) Meow?
17:16 Mayor Humdinger: 	You good?
17:17 Cat Rubble: 	(Meowing)
17:18 Mayor Humdinger: 	Excellent, back to work.
17:21 Rubble: 	That's a lot of stone carved out of that rock face. Maybe you should stop, Mayor Humdinger.
17:27 Mayor Humdinger: 	Stop? We're almost finished!
17:30 Ryder: 	Rubble's right. Hammer out the wrong stone, and the whole thing could come crashing down like a Bonestacker game. That hill isn't stable.
17:38 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ridiculous! Rock-diculous, even. When this statue is done, people will be able to see me-- um, uh, it for miles and miles.
17:48 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh! Miles and miles? We're going to see that face from everywhere in Adventure Bay?
17:55 Chickaletta: 	(Clucking)
17:56 Mayor Humdinger: 	I know, and people from everywhere will come to Foggy Bottom, home of the great Humdinger! Kittens, get to it! We're stopping? We're finished?
18:08 Mayor Humdinger: 	Oh, it's amazing! It's magnificent! It's me!
18:15 Mayor Humdinger: 	Wait a minute. Why are my statue ears pointed like kitten ears?
18:21 Kittens: 	(Murmuring)
18:22 Mayor Humdinger: 	Argh, never mind. I'll finish it myself. Never ask a kitten to do a mayor's job.
18:28 Rubble: 	I've got a bad feeling about this.
18:31 Ryder: 	Me too. I'm calling for back up. Marshall, Chase, Zuma, Rocky, we need your help.
18:38 Pups: 	(Howling)
18:43 (Sound): 	(Chipping rock)
18:51 Mayor Humdinger: 	A-ha! Now your ears are perfect like mine. Done!
18:56 (Sounds): 	(Cracking, rumbling)
18:57 Mayor Humdinger: 	No, no, no! (Screaming)
19:05 Ryder: 	Back! Back! Everybody back!
19:08 Kittens: 	(Meowing)
19:09 Rubble: 	Ryder, the kittens!
19:13 Ryder: 	Just in time. Let's go wrangle some rocks, pups.
19:17 Cat Marshall: 	(Yelping)
19:19 Ryder: 	Marshall, use your water cannon to stop that rock wheel.
19:22 Marshall: 	On it!
19:23 (Sound): 	(Siren blaring)
19:29 Marshall: 	(Barking) Water cannons! Kitty, jump over the mud.
19:36 Cat Marshall: 	(Meowing)
19:40 (Sound): 	(Splashing)
19:41 Cat Marshall: 	Hmph.
19:42 Cat Chase and Cat Skye:	(Meowing)
19:44 Ryder: 	Rocky, use your forklift to stop that rolling rock.
19:47 Rocky: 	(Gasping) Green means go!
19:57 (Sound): 	(Splashing)
19:58 Ryder: 	Zuma, knock that rock into the mud.
20:06 (Sound): 	(Splashing)
20:07 Marshall: 	(Howling)
20:09 Kittens: 	(Meowing)
20:11 Ryder: 	Chase, stop that wheel!
20:13 Chase: 	(Barking) Net!
20:19 (Sound): 	(Net stretching)
20:23 (Sound): 	(Splashing)
20:24 Everyone: 	(Clapping)
20:25 Ryder: 	Way to go, pups. All the kittens are safe.
20:28 Mayor Humdinger: 	Help! Help! Get me down!
20:34 Ryder: 	(Gasping) Skye, can you grab Mayor Humdinger with your harness?
20:38 Skye: 	Okay!
20:43 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, please stay still! The rock is cracked! The cliff could still come... loose!
20:53 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa! (Screaming)
20:57 Mayor Goodway: 	Oh, no! It's headed straight for Adventure Bay!
21:06 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa!
21:10 Ryder: 	Chase, clear the road.
21:13 Mayor Humdinger: 	Whoa, whoa!
21:14 Chase: 	Clear the streets! Everyone indoors!
21:18 Ryder: 	Skye, I'm gonna steer this runaway rock into the bay. Find me a path to the dock.
21:24 Skye: 	Waterway Street is clear!
21:26 Ryder: 	Great! Zuma, did you copy that?
21:28 Zuma: 	I'm on it, Ryder!
21:32 Mayor Humdinger: 	(Shouting)
21:35 Ryder: 	Mayor Humdinger, I have a suggestion!
21:37 Mayor Humdinger: 	What?
21:38 Ryder: 	Run faster!
21:39 Mayor Humdinger: 	Faster? (Shouting in panic)
21:48 (Sound): 	(Splashing)
21:51 Zuma: 	(Barking) Buoy! Hang on, Mayor dude! I'll bring you in!
21:59 Mayor Humdinger: 	Ah!
22:01 Mayor Humdinger: 	All that work! All that beauty! Now, no one will see it but fish!
22:11 Mayor Goodway: 	I just want to thank the PAW Patrol for saving the day. You all, ahem, rock!
22:18 Ryder: 	No problem! Remember, if you ever need us, just yelp for help.
22:22 Rubble: 	I'm just glad no one was hurt. A lot of rocks came down.
22:26 Mayor Goodway: 	Yes, but I still think people will find Humdinger's carving adorable.
22:29 Mayor Humdinger: 	Huh? What do you mean?
22:33 Mayor Goodway: 	I give you Mount Kitty!
22:36 Everyone: 	(Cheering, clapping)
22:38 Mayor Humdinger: 	No! That's not fair!
22:42 Woman: 	Excuse me, would you mind posing in front of the kitties?
22:45 Ryder: 	Sure!
22:46 Pups: 	(Laughing)
22:48 Singers: 	♪ P-P-P-PAW PAW, PAW Patrol ♪
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