インターネットやめろ (Internet Yamero)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Yukkuri	Hatsune Miku	Kagamine Len	Miku & Len
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
いんたーねっと　なんかに　まじ　になっちゃて　どうするの 	intaanetto nanka ni maji ni natchate dou suru no 	What would you do, if you took something like the Internet so seriously?This phrase is a reference to the post-credits scene of the (in)famous Japanese game, Takeshi no Chousenjou, known for its unfair game mechanics and forever immortalized as one of the worst games of all time. After beating the game, getting to the ending screen and getting the 'congratulationary' message えらいっ (Amazing), if you were to wait five minutes without pressing any buttons, you will get another message, saying こんなげーむにまじになっちゃってどうするの (lit. 'What would you do if a game like this were serious?), and loosely translates to 'You seriously took this game seriously?'.
たのしいか？ 	tanoshii ka? 	Fun place, isn't it?
たのしいよね 	tanoshii yo ne 	Fun, right
 	 	
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
Twitterをやめろ 	Twitter o yamero 	Quit Twitter
Instagramやめろ 	Instagram yamero 	Quit Instagram
Tik Tokやめろ 	Tik Tok yamero 	Quit TikTok
やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit the Internet already
 	 	
やめろ やめろ インターネットマジでやめろ 	yamero yamero intaanetto maji de yamero 	Quit it, quit it, seriously, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ インターネットすぐにやめろ 	yamero yamero intaanetto sugu ni yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit the Internet right now
薬物よりもまずは インターネットやめろ 	yakubutsu yori mo mazu wa intaanetto yamero 	Before you quit drugs, quit the internet
飲む・打つ・買うよりも インターネットやめろ 	nomu utsu kau yori mo intaanetto yamero 	Before you stop drinking, gambling, or paying for sex, quit the Internet already
怪しい情報沢山 調べもせずに拡散 	ayashii jouhou takusan shirabe mo sezu ni kakusan 	There's plenty of dubious news, it spreads everywhere without ever being factchecked
隙あらばレスバ とても高尚な趣味ですな 	suki araba resuba totemo koushou-na shumi desu na 	Taking every chance to fight in the comments, truly, it's nothing less than the noblest of sports
溢れるデマとヘイト 	afureru dema to heito 	The misinformation and the hate overflows
wikiからコピーペーストした知識で取るマウント 	wiki kara kopiipeisuto shita chishiki de toru maunto 	Time to seize the higher ground by copy-pasting some info straight from the wiki
ほらあちらでもう1ラウンド 	hora achira de mou 1 raundo 	Alright now, let's have one more go over there
 	 	
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
Facebookやめろ 	Facebook yamero 	Quit Facebook
Pixivをやめろ 	Pixiv o yamero 	Quit Pixiv
YouTubeをやめろ 	YouTube o yamero 	Quit YouTube
やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit the Internet
 	 	
インターネットやめますか？人間やめますか？ 	intaanetto yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka? 	Will you quit the Internet? Or will you stop being human?This is a reference to a Japanese anti-drug PSA released in the 1980s: "覚せい剤やめますか?それとも人間やめますか?" (English: Will you stop taking stimulants? Or will you stop being human?)
インターネットやめますか？人間やめますか？ 	intaanetto yamemasu ka? ningen yamemasu ka? 	Will you quit the Internet? Or will you stop being human?
 	 	
飯食うときもインターネット 	meshi kuu toki mo intaanetto 	During mealtimes, too, of course, it's the Internet
トイレでもインターネット 	toire demo intaanetto 	When taking a bathroom break, the Internet
歩きながらインターネット 	aruki nagara intaanetto 	When walking around, the Internet
前見ないと危ないぞ 	mae minai to abunai zo 	Careful, and keep your eyes on the road!
誰と誰がヤッたみたいな話大好き 	dare to dare ga yatta mitai na hanashi daisuki 	I just love to hear about who's maybe screwing who
火の無い所煙立てて 「ソースはまとめサイト(笑)」 	hi no nai tokoro kemuri tatete “soosu wa matome saito (wara)” 	Time to start a groundless rumour, "The source is from site aggregatesまとめサイト 'Matome Site' refers to a site aggregate that collects and summarizes information from various sites, including information from bulletin boards (such as 2ch/5channel) and other social media. (LOL)"
Yahoo!ニュースのコメ欄 	Yahoo! nyuusu no komeran 	The comments section of Yahoo! News
マジ5ちゃんねるより酷い 	maji go channeru yori hidoi 	Is truly more underhanded than 5channel
秩序 never ever ほらまとめてみろよNAVER 	chitsujo never ever hora matomete miro yo NAVER 	Order? Never ever, c'mon, altogether now, let's have a look at NAVERNAVER refers to NAVER Matome, a curation platform that serves as a news aggregate. Users can create their own pages and compile a list of links and images to each page. This service shut down in 2020.
芸能人の誰かさん 家族・恋人・年収は？ 	geinoujin no darekasan kazoku koibito nenshuu wa? 	Mx "something-something" is a celebrity, let's see who their family, lover and annual income are
調べてみました！わ か り ま せ ん で し た いかがでしたか？ 	shirabete mimashita! wa ka ri ma sen de shi ta ikaga deshita ka?	Into the scoop! I-didn't-find-any-thing! So how was the article?This line is referring to the tendency of curators (users who compile articles in content curation platforms such as NAVER Matome) to write clickbait articles that ultimately fail to deliver. The titles of these articles are often in the style of ◯◯について調べてみました (I investigated ****), and which promise to spill the details of whoever celebrity they're looking into. Ultimately, the articles fail to actually find enough information to satisfy the would-be reader, at which point the curator would write in わかりませんでした (I didn't understand anything). The article then ends with いかがでしたか？ (How was the article?)
 	 	
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
5ちゃんねるをやめろ まとめサイトやめろ ニコニコ動画やめろ 	go channeru o yamero matome saito yamero nikoniko douga yamero 	Quit 5channel, quit the news aggregates, quit NicoNico Douga
やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit the Internet
 	 	
まあ気持ちはわかる 楽しいよなインターネット 	maa kimochi wa wakaru tanoshii yo na intaanetto 	Well, I understand what you're feeling, after all, The Internet's fun isn't it?
けど悪い事は言わないからやめとけ 	kedo warui goto wa iwanai kara yametoke 	But I'm saying it for your own good so you'd better stop it right now
わざわざSNSとか見てイラつく意味無い 	wazawaza SNS toka mite iratsuku imi nai 	There's nothing useful about scrolling through the gossipy social media just to get mad
ここは俺にまかせて お前はインターネットやめろ 	koko wa ore ni makasete omae wa intaanetto yamero 	So leave it to me from now on, and you can quit the Internet for good
 	 	
どうせお前らは 寝る時もパソコンつけっぱ 	douse omaera wa neru toki mo pasokon tsukeppa 	Anyway, I know y'all leave your PCs on even when you're sleeping
スリープモード たまには再起動しろ 	surippu moodo tama ni wa saikidou shiro 	You always leave them in sleep mode, why don't you go reboot them sometimes?
てかパソコン捨てろ キーボードも液晶も捨てろ 	teka pasokon sutero kiiboodo mo ekishou mo sutero 	Or rather, throw your PC into the trash, the keyboard and the LCD as well
LANケーブルを引っこ抜いて 	LAN keeburu o hikkonuite 	Pull the LAN cable out
縄跳びして皆で健康になろう 	nawatobi shite minna de kenkou ni narou 	And use it to jump rope; let's become healthy everybody!
 	 	
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
Netflixやめろ 	Netflix yamero 	Quit Netflix
コピペブログやめろ 	kopipe burogu yamero 	Quit the copypaste blogsCopypaste blogs refer to blogs that create articles from compiled threads and responses from anonymous bulletin boards (such as 2ch/5channel).
soundcloudやめろ 	soundcloud yamero 	Quit Soundcloud
やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit the Internet
 	 	
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
やめろ やめろ やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero yamero yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit it, quit it, quit the Internet already
amazonプライムやめろ 	amazon puraimu yamero 	Quit Amazon Prime
Yahoo!ほにゃららやめろ 	Yahoo! honyarara yamero 	Quit Yahoo! "something-something"
googleをやめろ 	google o yamero 	Quit Google
やめろ インターネットやめろ 	yamero intaanetto yamero 	Quit it, quit the Internet
 	 	
インタネット　マジでやめた方がいいよ 	intaanetto maji de yameta hou ga ii yo 	Seriously, you should quit the Internet already
それはそれとして 	sore wa sore to shite 	Well, there's that, so anyway,
この曲拡散しといてくれ 	kono kyoku kakusan shitoite kure 	Please be sure to share this song around
バ ズ り た い ん で す 	ba zu ri ta i n de su 	I-wa-nt-to-go-vi-ral
, corrected by Violet & Tackmyn Y.
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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