Gay Salt

Gay salt, otherwise known as Sodium gayide or NaGA, is a very powerful and very gay substance. This substance is also very hard to find, only able to be refined from the gayest of things such as Cocomelon, clickbait youtubers, or the Dream community. Gay salt is very unpredictable as it can do many powerful things or many terrible things (also a lot of stupid things) or it could just make you gay.
==Discovery and History==
Gay salt was first discovered by Philbert J. Philbertson (better known as Phil Nye) when he tried to boil a computer after seeing a Cocomelon video. The stuff inside eventually boiled away to reveal fresh gay salt, he then decided to consume it (like an idiot) and gained 100% complete knowledge of the substance, then he went on to refine it wherever possible which resulted in many disasters caused by said substance.
==Notable People who used Gay Salt==
* Philbert J Phipbertson's result: Gained 100% complete knowledge of gay salt.
* Bowser's result: Became Gay Bowser but needed Crazy Diamond to turn him back
* Tierboskat's result: Kickstarted the February 9th, 2022 "Hierophant's Staff" Incident; amnestics distributed by air to Las Vegas strip
==The Gay Salt Refinery==
The refinery is a large factory located in one of the UnAmericas in an unknown location. It is a large compound that is dedicated to refining gay salt and has hundreds of sentry turrets and trained snipers ready to shoot anything that gets in or out without permission.
==The Containment Breach==
The containment breach, in the context of the gay salt industry, is an event that happened on 12/5/12 wherein multiple high interest assets escaped after somebody made mac and cheese and because of a company holiday there was nobody there to stop them. some of these assets were JJ from Cocomelon, James Charles, and the Among Us imposter.
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