Hanging The DJ Since 1985

==Publishers Summary==
Mindless consumerism or blind fan? Or Both?
==Script==
Triple-D Girl walks up with CD, her breasts nearly spilling out of her "Meat is Murder" top. Clerk briefly looks down at them.
: Clerk
: [They are fake] As a Morrissey fan, [How soon is later] don't you find it the slightest bit annoying that a man that wrote a song decrying record companies [Paint a Vulgar Picture] for reissuing and repackaging music, has now been rereleasing [Look it up] and remastering a majority of his catalog?
: Triple-D Girl
: I don't care.
: Clerk
: [Does any one] So...you'll just keep buying anything this guy puts out.
: Triple-D Girl
: [Doesn't everybody] Yes.
: Clerk
: Fan of the Cure?
: Triple-D Girl
: [No cure for the Cure] Yes, and I have all eighteen greatest hits albums.
: Clerk
: [They don't even have 18 hits] So, you're perfectly fine with the Cure putting out a greatest hits album after every new record they release.
: Triple-D Girl
: [For real. They do] I don't care.
: Clerk
: [No one cares] How much of your brain actually works?
: Triple-D Girl
: [Very little] Doctor says zero.
: Clerk
: [Told ya] Oh, man. [99% plastic --->] What a waste.
Triple-D Girl coughs up a load of semen, which goes down her cleavage
: [Swine flu --->]
: Clerk
: [Antibiotics sold here] Ass!
==External Links==
*Illwillpress website