The LEGO Movie 2: Fan Version!

== Plot ==
Everything is awesome in SPACE! Emmet, Lucy, and the whole gang are back in an all-new LEGO adventure where they might just find out how special they really are.
== Characters ==
*Chris Pratt as Emmet Brickowski/Rex Dangervest
*Elizabeth Banks as Lucy
*Alison Brie as Unikitty/Ultrakatty
*James Corden as Donny
*Tiffany Haddish as Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi
*Stephanie Beatriz as Sweet Mayhem
*Will Arnett as Batman/Slade
*Charlie Day as Benny
*Nick Offerman as Metalbeard
*Richard Ayoade as Ice Cream Cone
*Ben Schwartz as Bananar
*Noel Fielding as Balthazar
*Bruce Willis as Himself
*Trisha Gum as Susan
*Eddie Redmayne as Newt Scamander
*Katherine Waterson as Tina Goldstein
*Channing Tatum as Superman
*Tony Hale as Mayor Horse with a Top Hat/Forky
*Ralph Fiennes as Alfred Hitchcock
*Ian McKellen as Lex Luthor
*Scott Menville as Robin
*Hynden Walch as Starfire
*Tara Strong as Raven/Harley Quinn
*Greg Cipes as Beast Boy/Michaelangelo
*Khary Payton as Cyborg
*Will Ferrell as President Business
*Jadon Sand as Finn
*Brooklynn Prince as Bianca
*Dee Bradley Baker as Carnage
*Mick Wingert as Steel Man
*Tom Kane as Gandalf
*Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown
*Cara Theobold as Tracer
*Peter Capaldi as The Doctor
*Maurice LaMarche as Egon Spengler/Mr. Director 
*Jason Momoa as General Zodd
*Stan Lee as Himself
*Rob Paulsen as Yakko Warner
*Jess Harnell as Wakko Warner
*Tress MacNeille as Dot Warner
*Kate Micucci as Velma Dinkley
*Tom Hanks as Mr. Rogers
*Jim Hanks as Sheriff Woody
*Jimmy Yang as The Cat in the Hat
*Annie Potts as Bo Peep
*Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson
*Zach Galifianakis as The Joker
*Benedict Cumberbatch as The Grinch
*Cameron Seely as Cindy Lou Who
*Frank Welker as Max/Niffler
*Hampton Yount as Crow
*Baron Vaughn as Tom Servo
*Jon Hamm as Mayor Breaker
*Tom Hansen as Swamp Creature
*Craig Berry as “Where Are My Pants” Guy
== Story ==
The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (Fan Version)
(Before we begin our story, I just want to let you know a few things. 1. This is a fan-made version of The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part, and that The LEGO Movie 2 belongs to Warner Bros. Pictures, LEGO System A/S, and The LEGO Group. 2. Sweet Mayhem will be unmasked at the beginning of the story instead of the climax, so if you see anything like “without her helmet” or “kicking her helmet away” during the story, it’s because she won’t be wearing it at all throughout the story. And 3. My OC character named Donny, a brick-built robot character you’ll learn more about as the story progresses, belongs to me, and me only. If you want to know what he physically looks like, look at the photo in the Gallery. Thank you. And now, on with The LEGO Movie 2: Fan Version!)
5 years ago, in the real world, a young boy named Finn told his dad, The Man Upstairs, who was obsessed with perfecting his LEGO bricks and characters, that he could be the Special if he believed he could be. Finn has created a well thought out story of how a ordinary construction worker named Emmet from Bricksburg found the legendary Piece of Resistance and teamed up with Wyldstyle (a.k.a. Lucy), a rebel, Vitrivius, a wise old wizard who helped Emmet become a Master Builder (but died and became a ghost), Batman, a self-centered DC superhero, Unikitty, a cheerfully happy unicorn-cat hybrid, Benny, a spaceman obsessed with spaceships, and Metalbeard, a robot-pirate thing with a thrilling thirst for revenge, to stop an evil tyrant named Lord Business (who was based on Finn’s dad), who wanted to glue the LEGO worlds together using the Kragle (a tube of Krazy Glue with some of the letters scratched off). Finn and his dad had finally finished their story...when something happened that changed Bricksburg (and the whole LEGO universe) forever. “I gotta tell you something.” The Man Upstairs said to his son. “What?” Finn said in wonder. “Now that you’ll come down here to play, guess who else is coming down to play?” “Who?” Finn questioned. “Your sister.” The Man Upstairs said. Finn was so shocked, that all he could say was…
“What?”
Meanwhile, in Bricksburg (Feb. 7, 2014, 5 years ago)...
Everything was finally awesome. Emmet and his friends, Lucy, Unikitty, Batman, Benny, and Metalbeard, along with President Business and Ghost Vitruvius (who all had just saved the world) were all sitting on the Double Decker Couch, having a party. “Well, looks like things turned out smoothly, right guys? WHAAAAT?” Emmet said to his friends before looking up to what looked like something straight out of War Of The Worlds. A million colorful spaceships were in the sky. Suddenly, 3 aliens popped out. “We are from the planet Duplo, and we are here to…destroy you.” One of the aliens said, in a child’s voice. Emmet (on the other hand) got all his friends together, and said the only thing he could say. “Oh man.” 
A few seconds later...
“Oh man.”
“Well, you’ve got to get through us.” Lucy shouted. “Specifically, me!” Batman yelled. “Oh, it’s ON!” Unikitty said, mildly angry. All of Emmet’s friends prepared for battle, even Metalbeard (who, surprisingly, swatted Ghost Vitruvius out of existence, never to be seen again). “Lucy, no!” Emmet said to Lucy, blocking her every move. “We have to stop them!” She shouted, ready to tear them apart. Emmet stopped her in her tracks. “Guys, we don’t need to fight anymore. I got this.” The former construction worker said. “Emmet, I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Lucy said with worry as Emmet approached the aliens. 
Here we go. Emmet thought as he went over to say hello. “Greetings, visitors from another planet. You are just as special as we are.” He then built a huge heart to let them be friends, but one of the Duplos stepped towards it, and ate it. “More!” It shouted. The other two joined in. “More! More! More! More! More!” Soon, a whole bunch of sparkly spaceships showed up, ready to take all the LEGO bricks from Bricksburg. “Attack!” Lucy screamed as she built a huge mallet, and crushed the Duplo alien’s foot. The Duplo screamed as the invasion of Bricksburg began.
All over town, the Duplo aliens were smashing everything in sight, while being constantly happy. Batman tried throwing a Batarang at one of them. It didn’t work. Metalbeard and Benny tried using a laser cannon to shoot another alien. It didn’t work (besides, that one ate lasers). Unikitty tried shooting flames at another one. That didn’t work at all. Luckily, President Business (who previously was Lord Business), tried to calm everyone down. “Guys! Come on. Everyone just get along.” He said as he tried to make things better. “DONE! Fixed it! I’m going golfing!” The former supervillian exclaimed as he decided to ditch being president of Bricksburg to go golfing for 5 years instead. With all of their friends stuck on their own, Emmet and Lucy were left alone, being the only ones left to be the Duplos’ playthings. “Don’t worry, Lucy. Everything can still be awesome. Right?” Emmet said, as he and Lucy were hugging each other in fear.
The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (Fan Version)
Well, Emmet was wrong. Everything wasn’t awesome. Not anymore. Every single time Emmet and his crew tried to rebuild Bricksburg, the Duplos would keep coming back, destroying the LEGO world by means of just straight up invading, trying to “play” with everyone, and (what everyone else thought was just torture), blasting catchy pop music from their ships’ speakers. Hopefully, the Teen Titans (from Teen Titans Go!): Robin, Raven, Cyborg, Starfire, and Beast Boy, who had just captured Harley Quinn (the LEGO Batman Movie one, but with Tara Strong’s voice), Slade (TTG To The Movies), Lex Luthor (LEGO DC Super Villians), and General Zodd (who recently escaped from The Phantom Zone), would save the day and stop the Duplo aliens. Starfire wondered where Batman was. Raven said he was out on his own amazing solo adventure (The LEGO Batman Movie). Even Beast Boy (who Robin sometimes hated) got on the ship too, even though the rest of the team (sort of) forgot about him. “Don’t worry, citizens!” Beast Boy assured. “The Fantastic Beast Boy shall...” The Titans closed the doors on him (while he murmured to himself about his team not fighting crime more often), and their ship took off, but when the Titans went into space, their ship quickly zoomed away, never to return. Nobody knew if they even made it past the Stairgate.
5 years later (Feb. 8, 2019)...
With the Titans mysteriously gone, everyone else decided that it was time to move on. From the wreckage of Bricksburg, a whole new world was assembled: Apocalypseburg. It was a heck-ish place to live. Although everyone was toughened up, Emmet stayed the same, and he still believed that everything was awesome. He was still the same lovable, special, awesome guy that he was. Even if everyone would frown or even growl at him when he came by, Emmet didn’t care one bit. 
One dusty morning, Emmet sang "Everything Is Awesome" (his favorite song) while walking around Apocalypseburg. After going through all that had happened on that Taco Tuesday, he even tried adding new lyrics while he sung it. 
(Throughout the story, there will be songs. If you see lines in italics and/or a character's name before the italicized line during a song, that means there's singing.)
Emmet: Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team!
Everything is awesome!
When you’re living a dream!
Everything is better when we work together!
Side by side, you and I will be friends forever!
Best friends forever!
You and me, we’re both different, you see.
But we’re building in harmony!
Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you’re part of a team!
Everything is awesome!
When you’re living a dream!
Emmet greeted his friends, like Tina Goldstein, who was in a bad mood (he didn’t care), Unikitty (who became angry as soon as he said hi to her), Newt Scamander, Niffler, Mr. Rogers (who was as calm and cheerful as always), Bad Cop (who was now renamed Scribble Cop), Benny, Metalbeard (who almost got his organs fried due to Benny getting distracted), Batman (who didn’t really care about what happened in his movie), Alfred, some sewer babies, and even Carnage (a Marvel villain who also was living in Apocalypseburg), who told him to try and grow up and be mature, but Emmet didn’t mind. 
Emmet still liked his morning coffee, and he still really loved Lucy. He ordered (black) coffee for her, tried brooding with her (he failed), and even made a (pretty nice) house for her (she figured it would attract aliens and get destroyed), but Lucy told Emmet that it was time for him to leave all his childish memories of Bricksburg behind, and grow up to be tough and gritty like her. 
While he and Lucy were brooding, however, Emmet told of a strange dream about a dolphin clock saying it was 5:15p.m., Batman wearing a sparkly outfit, him being married to a shapeshifting queen, and a talking ice cream cone organizing the whole thing. Then, black holes came, and sucked all of Emmet’s friends, even Lucy and Emmet themselves, into a dark abyss of nothingness. Lucy, however, thought of the dream as a vision of the future.
Later that day, when Emmet saw what he thought to be a shooting star, Lucy spied on it with binoculars. “It’s something new. What is it up to?” They had to find out what that thing flying around was. It was time for action! They woke up Unikitty, who turned into Ultrakatty, an enraged version of herself, and Donny (a robot that Emmet made to keep the 3 of them company), and sped off. “Wait, where’s Donny?” Ultrakatty said to Lucy. “Hey, guys!” Donny said, speeding up to them. He tried to catch up, even though his wheels were quite small. “Where’s Emmet?” Donny said to the others. Emmet showed up in a three-wheeled tricycle he made. “Hiiiiiii!” He said as he (and Planty) sped up fo them.
The four heroes hid behind the old Bricksburg sign. Lucy saw that the flying thing was a spaceship (SPACESHIP!). “They’re evolving.” Ultrakatty said, menacingly. “What’s that strange poppy beat?” Donny observed, as he heard an upbeat rhythm coming from the ship. “I don’t know,” said Emmet, “But that beat is pretty fresh.” He started dancing along with the bubbly tune. All of a sudden, the spaceship shot a little heart at them. “HELLO!” It said, being very friendly. It made a ringing noise as Lucy, Emmet, and Donny, who were looking at it, were about to run. “RUN!” Lucy yelled. The heart exploded as our four heroes ran off, the spaceship following behind them. Emmet and Lucy got some bricks from around the dust-covered streets and began to build an escape buggy. When they finished creating it, they hopped inside. 
They tried to escape from the spaceship, but Emmet had put turn signals on the car. “Emmet!” Lucy said, furious. “What?” He said back, with a very stern look on his face. “Look out!” Ultrakatty and Donny yelled, as the car smashed right into Emmet’s house he made for all four of them. Emmet was heartbroken. He kept trying to make things awesome again, but he didn’t know that, in reality, everything wasn’t awesome anymore: everything was just a total disaster. 
Luckily, Ultrakatty sent out a flare (which, inadvertently, said “Happy New Year”), to Batman, but it was the wrong one. She sent out another one, this time saying, “HELP”. Alfred, Batman’s butler, sent out a message to the citizens of Apocalypseburg: “SEND OUT THE BATTLE CARS!” Metalbeard (who turned into a battle trike) and Benny, along with a crew of tough Apocalypseburgers, came out, all ready to fight back against the sparkly spaceship. “Yarr, look at our custom vehicles and despair!” The robot-pirate hybrid yelled, all decked out as a motorcycle. “CUSTOM VEHICLES! CUSTOM VEHICLES!” All the citizens shouted at the top of their lungs. The girly-looking spaceship destroyed all the vehicles, even one being driven by the Swamp Creature, who, with his car now destroyed, still was being whipped by Deborah. “You can keep whipping me, Deborah.” The creature said. 
Even Blake, the former star of Bricksburg’s hit TV show, Where Are My Pants?, showed up in his own battle car, which was, obviously shaped like a pair of pants. But he looked at his waist (he was wearing his underpants the whole day), and realized something was missing. “Uh, guys!” He yelled, “Where are my…” Right before he could finish his classic punchline, his battle car smashed into a nearby boulder. Everyone gasped, worried for him. “...PAAAAAAANTS!!!” Blake was okay, as he got up, spinning his head around like he used to on Bricksburg’s #1 TV show. Emmet and Lucy’s car passed by. “Hahahaha!” Emmet laughed, “Man, even in Apocalypseburg, Where Are My Pants never gets old!” 
Metalbeard was still aiming at the spaceship, ready to attack it. “WELCOME TO SHARK WEEK!” He shouted, launching a shark out of his arm cannon. Suddenly, the spaceship took out a magic wand, and turned the shark into a dolphin. Metalbeard frowned as the ship shot a huge missile at him, leaving only but his head (and organs) floating in the air. “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!” He screamed. Luckily, Emmet caught him in the nick of time. “Ok. Time to panic.” He said as they sped off.
Meanwhile, all the Apocalypseburgers were all panicking. “TIME TO PANIC! TIME TO PANIC!” They yelled. They all ran to Batman’s bunker. “LET US IN! LET US IN! LET US IN!” They all shouted while violently knocking on the door (one of them even used a chainsaw, a blowtorch, and a bunch of peanut butter). Alfred went to a door-opening machine and pulled the switch. The door slowly opened. Meanwhile, our four heroes were still in the buggy, dodging the spaceship, which then blasted the buggy, and made it explode! Emmet, Lucy, Ultrakatty, Metalbeard, and Donny all went on foot (or on wheels in Donny’s case), dodging little adorable stars that were whizzing by. “Quick! The door is slowly closing!” Emmet said as he and his friends made it inside, while one of the stars was stuck, pleading for help.
All of a sudden, Lucy (who was looking out a hatch from inside the bunker) saw a mysterious figure come out of the spaceship’s wreckage. “I am General Sweet Mayhem, intergalactic naval commander of the Systar System.” The helmeted figure said in a very deep and tough voice, before taking off her helmet. Lucy gasped as she saw the strange alien reveal herself to have sparkly blue pigtails, and nice magenta skin, with a big bubbly smile on her face, which, at that very moment, was now a very small frown. “Open the door.” Sweet Mayhem asked. “No way!” Lucy yelled back. “There is no way that door will never, ever, EVER…Emmet, what are you doing?!” Surprisingly, Emmet let the little star that was stuck in the door go free. “See, guys. That wasn’t so bad. Nothing got in.” “Hello.” A familiar face said. Emmet turned around, and saw Sweet Mayhem right in front of him. “AAAAHHHH! Something got in.” “I am Sweet Mayhem.” She repeated, “Bring me your fiercest leader.” She imitated her deep, booming, tough voice, while kicking her helmet away.
Suddenly, Batman (who was busy shooting the spaceship earlier using a turret), came out of the crowd of Apocalypseburgers, bragging. “Yeah, that’s me. Coming through. I’m the leader. Obvs.” “YOU?” Lucy said, “I don’t think so.” Batman said how DC is still making movies about him, and that 1 of them in still in production (or whatever that meant). 
Soon, Unikitty, Donny, Metalbeard, and Benny came into the argument. “Guys, there’s no need to argue. She should choose me. I’m the leader. You could say I’m the best leader ever!” Donny declared, holding up a plaque (with a picture of him that said “Best Leader Ever”), “Besides, I am a robot with the actual voice of late night TV’s very own James Corden! Trust me, it all makes sense in context!” “What about me?” Unikitty said, “I’m obviously royalty.” “Yarr, ye both be wrong.” Metalbeard butted in, “I literally be the captain of a pirate ship.” “No, me!” Benny said, his hands waving in the air like he just didn’t care, “I own 724 spaceships. I think…” As the Master Builders were arguing, Sweet Mayhem pressed a button, and (outside) her ship reassembled itself. Then, the ship crashed into Batman’s bunker.
“Guys.” Emmet stepped up, “When everyone became the Special, didn’t we all become leaders?” “Not to burst your bubble,” Sweet Mayhem said to Emmet (in her normal voice), as she used her helmet to scan him, “But, you don’t look like a very special person to me. You’re mostly lovable and soft, you treat your plant like it’s alive, you like double and/or triple-deckered furniture, and you’re really into eating waffles. Like, a lot!” “Well, that is all true.” Emmet agreed, “But…” “Hey!” Lucy interrupted Emmet and got uncomfortably close to Sweet Mayhem. “Don’t say anything bad about Emmet. He is the most optimistic guy you could ever meet, and he saved the universe 5 years ago.” 
The two then went into a talk about how Emmet saved the world, and how he’s very special, but when Emmet heard the words “not tough enough”, he felt sad. Does Lucy think I’m not special anymore? He wondered to himself. “So, in conclusion, this guy is The Special, or at least he was.” Lucy concluded her talk with Sweet Mayhem as the sweet (but stubborn) invader kicked her helmet away again.
“Ok. Anyway, I need this town’s leaders, whoever they are, for a matrimonial ceremony at the Systar System at 5:15p.m.” Sweet Mayhem said, her helmet out of sight. “Wait.” Emmet wondered, “What do you mean by ‘matrimonial ceremony’?” “I shall tell you using the universal language: a song.” Sweet Mayhem said as her ship suddenly turned into a huge speaker. She put a mixtape titled “Explanation Song” into a cassette player connected to the speaker, and a catchy galactic tune played: 
Sweet Mayhem: Your greatest leaders are cordially invited to a matrimonial ceremony tonight at 5:15 (een)!
She danced along to it, while everyone, even Emmet and Lucy, all just stood there confused. When the song reached it’s end where it said 5:15, Emmet gasped. His dream might be coming true! 
Suddenly, Lucy and Sweet Mayhem got into a fight, and she captured Lucy, Benny, Metalbeard, and Batman (who Sweet Mayhem thought would be perfect for the ceremony) by using a sticker gun. Unikitty tried gnawing and shooting flames at the ship, but she got shot with stickers. Donny tried to use his (very useless) robot claws, but that didn’t work.
Luckily, Emmet got a very awesome idea. “Don’t worry, guys. I’LL SAVE YOU WITH MY...TRIPLE DECKER COUCH!” Emmet said to his friends as he unveiled his most awesome invention yet, which didn’t do anything. Emmet's friends were unimpressed, even Sweet Mayhem laughed at the sight of it. “Really?” She said, laughing out loud, “You can’t fight me with a couch!” “Oh yeah? Well, this couch is a convertible!” Emmet said as he rebuilt the couch into an even awesomer mech! “Yeah, Emmet!” They all cheered as the construction worker prepared to destroy Sweet Mayhem. “Hey, Sweet Mayhem! Guess you’re not so sweet now, because you’re gonna be couchin’ for an ouchin’!” Emmet said as his mech charged at the blue haired alien. Sweet Mayhem pulled out her sticker gun. “Sorry, but I have to do this.” She said sadly as she fired it. “Aaaaaahhhh!!” Emmet screamed as his mech fell to pieces. “Aw, Emmet.” His friends said, sadly. 
Then, Sweet Mayhem put Emmet’s pals into her ship, and it started to fly away. Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny all tried to catch up. “Lucy!” Emmet called. “Emmet!” Lucy called back, from the ship’s door. “See you later, alligator.” Emmet said, with tears in his eyes. “After a while, crocodile.” Lucy said, about to burst into tears. Sweet Mayhem closed the door. “Thanks for playing!” She said, very cheerfully, her helmet still off. “Goodbye, Apocalypse-losers!” “Noooooooooooooo!” Emmet yelled. The ship took off, leaving Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny alone with everyone else. Suddenly, as the three hit the ground, due to the ship taking off, they all had a vision. 
Finn tried to stop his sister from taking the rest of Emmet’s friends, but it was too late. He quickly thought of a new storyline involving a tough dude from the future, and raptors piloting his ship, and some sort of time travel mixed in. “These guys are coming with me.” Bianca said as she took his crew away into her room.
Back in Apocalypseburg, things were just as bleak as they were before. Emmet’s friends were gone, and there was nothing he, Donny, and Unikitty could do about it. They tried to get everyone to rally together to save them. ”Jinkies!” Velma Dinkley, a member of Mystery Inc., exclaimed. “Who’s gonna lead the mission?“ “We will! Guh-doy!” Unikitty said. “But there are no heroes left.” Gandalf, a wizard, said to the rest of the gang. “Since Batman and the Teen Titans were taken, and since Marvel hasn’t been answering our calls…” “Hey! I’m still here!” Carnage said. Gandalf continued, “Anyways, since Marvel hasn’t been answering our calls, there are no real heroes left. All we have left is the original Aquaman, 1966 Robin, Shazam, Wonder Dog, and unlicensed superhero knockoff, Steel Man.” “Steel is more superior than iron!” Said mentioned knockoff, which everyone groaned at. “Nobody likes you, Steel Man!” Michelangelo, one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, said angrily. 
“Ok, look. Hear me out on this one. Maybe we could just go straight through that Star-gate thing, make peace with all the aliens, and let them be our neighbors.” Mr. Rogers suggested. “Huh. You’re probably right, Mr. Rogers.” Carnage agreed, “But just in case, help is on the way!” Carnage dashed off to find some friends to help, while the rest looked towards Emmet. 
“Guys, look. When we all took on Lord Business, we changed the world!” Emmet said to his fellow Master Builders. “We are all special now. There’s nothing we can’t do! If we all work together, we can go up to that alien planet, and show those aliens what we’re made of! Who’s coming with us?” The other Master Builders, touched by Emmet’s speech, thought for a moment. “Yeah, we’re still kicking you guys out, dude.” said Michelangelo. Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny were then kicked out of the bunker. Mikey opened the door one last time. “You guys go save the world on your own!” He yelled as he closed the door on them.
Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny went back to the now destroyed house that Emmet made for them. “Lucy’s gone.” Emmet said, tears flowing from his beady black dot eyes. “It’s all our fault.” “It’s ok, Emmet.” Unikitty said, comforting the upbeat construction worker. “We’re Master Builders. We’re full of ideas! There has to be a bright idea somewhere.” 
Donny saw some pieces of the house and decided to put them all together, and rearrange them. “Guys!” He said to the two. “We can build a rocket ship out of our house!” The others agreed, and soon, Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny had all worked together to create a rocket ship called The Rescue Rocket. They all climbed in, and were all set for space. Emmet even brought Planty along for the trip. “Hold on to your fronds, Planty. We’re all going to save Lucy...and, all the other people who got captured.” Emmet said as he and his team started up the ship, and blasted into outer space. 
Once they were zooming through the stars, Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny traveled through the first part of the Stairgate, and encountered a few Glassteroids, but not until a big one was about to hit their ship. “This is the end!” Everyone yelled. Suddenly, a really cool dude in a navy blue and light green space helmet wearing a jetpack (and a spacesuit) came in, and saved Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny. Then, he went into their ship, and ventured into the rest of the Stairgate. Luckily, they all got out okay. 
“And that’s how you break in through to the other side of the Stairgate.” The super-cool space guy said. “Whoa! Who are you?” Emmet and Unikitty asked. The cool space guy opened up his helmet in a steamy, smoky flourish, revealing a heroic face with stubbles, big chiseled eyebrows, rugged surfer dude hair, and strange red markings on his cheeks. “The name’s Rex. Rex Dangervest: galaxy defending archaeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer who likes building furniture, busting heads, and having chiseled features previously hidden under baby fat.” The stranger introduced himself. Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny then got transported to the Rexcelsior, Rex’s ship. “Let me show you around.” Rex said. Suddenly, the Rescue Rocket broke apart. “Hey, you broke our ship!” Unikitty said. “Look, guys. You can build anything, but there ain’t nothing you can’t BREAK!” Rex told them as he, Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny all laughed. “We don’t get it.” The trio said.
On the ship, which was filled with a lot of raptors doing everything, Emmet and his friends told Rex about their situation, but Rex didn’t think the three heroes were up to the job. “Guys, you can’t go anywhere near The Systar System. Trust me. It’s ruled by an evil alien queen who’ll try to brainwash your friends, so she can use them in some sort of ‘matrimonial ceremony’ to bring forth…” “Armamageddon!” Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny all said at the same time. “Bingo!” Rex confirmed. 
Emmet introduced himself to Rex. “What’s your last name, Emmet?” Rex wondered. “Brickowski?” Emmet answered. “No way! Emmet Brickowski?! You mean that regular, normal, ordinary guy who suddenly became an awesome double-decker-couch-building hero known as ‘The Special’ who took it to Lord Business, and had the guts to face The Man Upstairs? THAT Emmet Brickowski?” “Uh, yeah.” Emmet said, proudly. “Dude, big fan! You’re the reason I started wearing vests.” Rex emphasized. “We’re like VEST FRIENDS!” Emmet exclaimed. “Anyway, if you two are done almost obsessing over each other, we have to get back to business.” Donny explained. 
“Rex, you could help save our friends.” He suggested. “You could teach us how to be all tough, mature, and grown up.” Unikitty explained. “If you help us, then we’ll be like the siblings that you never had!” Emmet said. Rex agreed with Emmet’s plan. “Guys, if you’re all happy and cheery, you’re playing their game. You’re going to have to grow up, and grow up fast! Are you ready to do that?” Rex said to the three. “YES WE ARE!” They all yelled like they meant it. 
“Rex, we’re 100% sure you won’t regret it.” Unikitty said. “Guys, I invented the phrase ‘no regrets’. I do have a regret of not trademarking it.” Rex said as he then ordered his crew of raptors to head to the Systar System. They even turned up the warp speed to 11x2. “22!” A raptor named Tyler said as he pressed the ignition. The ship blasted off in a matter of seconds with the sound of an engine turning over. 
(Now, this part is where things get CRAZY!) Just then, on the screen of the ship, the team saw Sweet Mayhem’s ship crashing into them. “Maybe we could just get on their ship instead…” Donny said. “No! I can’t leave all my raptors behind!” Rex shouted in agony. Emmet let Rex take Tyler, Steven and Charlie, three of his main raptors, with him to the ship. Rex commanded Randy (a tech support raptor) and all the others to take care of the ship until they got back. Everyone jumped into the sparkling ship, and it zoomed off into the Systar System, with the raptor-piloted Rexcelsior not too far behind.
Inside the sparkly ship, Emmet and Lucy were happy to see each other again, but, Rex thought what was happening was a bit familiar. “Behold, The Systar System!” Sweet Mayhem said, as the beautiful universe she resided in was revealed to everyone. Everyone, heck, even Emmet and Rex, were all fascinated. “Whoa!” They all exclaimed. “No whoas!” Lucy said angrily. “Oooh!” “That’s even worse!” Lucy said, still mad. “Aaaaaah!” “STOP IT!” Lucy shouted. 
The ship soon landed as Emmet and the rest got out, courtesy of Sweet Mayhem trapping everyone in a big forcefield. While they went into a big space palace, a group of little stars, like the ones that Emmet and his friends had dodged earlier, came out and sang a welcome song, which Emmet (without even knowing the words at all) happily sang along to. 
Stars: Wel-el-el-el-el-el-elcome...to the Systar System! A land where it is not frowned upon to randomly break into song, for no apparent reason at all!
Everyone got out of the forcefield (quite painfully), and saw different people on floating thrones. One of them, a banana, dazily looked at Emmet and Lucy. “Oh, hello, banana guy!” Emmet said cheerfully. “My name’s Bananar.” The banana said. “I’m supposed to be funny, but I keep slipping on my peel! Look!” He tried walking over to them, but he slipped on his peel. Emmet and Lucy laughed. “It’s not supposed to be funny! It’s just some sort of a strange running gag or something!” Bananar remarked.
Suddenly, an ice cream cone with hands and a face came up to them. “ICE CREAM CONE?!” Emmet and Lucy remembered. “Yes, that’s my name. Don’t use it in context.” He said to them in a British accent. “Anyway, introducing Queen Watevra Wa’nabi, ruler of the Systar System!” Ice Cream Cone announced as the hovering podiums floated to different sides of the room to reveal a princess girl with a crown and a horse, rising on top of a teal fabric-like platform. Everyone was astounded, except for Lucy, but Emmet was really excited to see who the queen was.
“Susan!” The horse said, startling Emmet. “Can you go get our new friends some drinks?” “Yes, your majesty.” Susan said as she gave the crown she was holding to the horse as she then ran away. “Thank you, Susan.” The horse said, cheerfully. Everyone was a bit overwhelmed. Emmet was the first to break the awkward silence. “Hey. I have a question: why do you look like a horse?” “Sorry about my appearance. I just came back from a meeting with Mayor Horse with a Top Hat from the planet Anthropomorphia, so I look like a horse.” The royal horse said as a literal white LEGO horse with a top hat and a sash around him with the word “MAYOR” written on it came up to her. “Thank you.” He neighed. She neighed back. 
“I am Queen Watevra Wa’nabi.” The Queen said as she introduced herself. “I can change my form if you guys are all feeling uncomfortable.” She then turned into a three-eyed octopus, which scared the heck out of everyone. “Hey, guys…” The abomination said, albeit very creepily. “Can you turn back? The horse was better.” Batman said. “Whoever you are, stop attacking us!” Lucy said, with rage. “YOU STARTED IT!” The queen said still in her monstrous form. “You started it! What’s this have to do with us?” Lucy disagreed. 
“Wait, so you can turn into anything?” Emmet wondered, interrupting. “Yep.” The queen replied, turning back into her regular form as a pile of bricks. “Well then,” Emmet thought for a moment, “Can you turn into...a sheep, a banana, a toaster, a human, a lightbulb, a house, a tree, a snowman, a book, a box, a pair of slippers, a swimming pool, a plant, and…a pineapple?” Emmet said, as the queen turned into all of those things. “Yep. I can be whatever you want me to be.” Queen Watevra replied. “That is so amazing!” Unikitty said, amazed. “I know, right? By the way, I’m not evil at all. So, you should definitely trust me. All I need is your participation in a matrimonial ceremony.” Queen Watevra explained to the captured builders. 
“Ugh. There’s that word again: ‘matrimonial ceremony’! Can you maybe introduce yourself in a way we can understand?” Emmet explained. “Why, sure.” The queen replied. “I’ll tell you using the universal language.” Unikitty asked, “Is it math?” “No.” The queen explained, “It’s a language that unites all the planets in our system: the language of a song.” “Hit it, Queen Wa’nabi!” Sweet Mayhem shouted as the room went dark. All of a sudden, a intensely musical beat started getting louder and louder…
(Music starts)
Lucy: Oh no. Are we in a musical?
Batman: Yeah.
Donny: Here we go...
Queen Watevra: Hello, friends. My name is Queen Watevra Wa’nabi. Don’t worry! I’m totally not one of those EVIL QUEENS you’ve read about in fairytales, or seen in the movies. And there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...ME!
Chorus: Not evil. Not evil. No. Like the least evil person I know. (x2)
Lucy: I don’t know about this, guys. Guys?!
(Cut to all the Master Builders, even Lucy, dancing.)
Emmet: Sorry, Lucy! This beat is so catchy!
Donny: Yeah! I’m feeling the beat up in my blocky, cubic, robotic body!
Lucy: (uncontrollably dancing) Oh no.
Queen Watevra: I’m so not a villain! I have 0 evil plans. No ulterior motives. Just wanna help where I can. I wanna shower you with gifts, ‘cause I’m selfless and sweet. So, there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI, THE LEAST EVIL QUEEN IN HISTORY! And, if you do not believe me, I totally won’t imprison your family, ‘cause that’d be evil, and that’s so...not me! Hahahaha! Woo!
(Repeat chorus.)
Lucy: Really? ‘Cause we’re getting super evil vibes here.
Emmet: I don’t think she’s evil.
Queen Watevra: Benny, do you like spaceships? ‘Cause I think they are great.
Benny: How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Queen Watevra: Well, now, my good friend, you can build the spaceship of your dreams on your very own planet, with your own spaceship building team!
(Benny gasps in excitement!)
Lucy: Come on, do not fall for that!
Benny: Wyldstyle, haven’t you heard? There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...her!
(Chorus repeats in background.)
Lucy: Guys, she’s evil! I just know it. She’s definitely an evil queen.
Metalbeard: Yarr. Well, I’m not buying it.
Queen Watevra: Metalbeard, a pirate without a ship, that’s so cruel! It’s like a spider without a web, or a queen without a fool! (Makes Metalbeard dance and turns Ice Cream Cone into a jester)
Ice Cream Cone: Hey!
Lucy: Even her metaphors are suspicious!
Queen Watevra: I got a surprise for you! A planet that’s really a pirate ship, and the population: your crew!
Metalbeard: Her story checks out. She’s cool, not evil.
Unikitty: What about me?
Queen Watevra: Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine?
Unikitty: A lot!
Queen Watevra: Times that by infinity!
Unikitty: Woo hoo! (Slides into glitter pool.)
Queen Watevra: And, Batman?
Batman: Don’t even try it, lady. I don’t need anything!
Queen Watevra: Oh, I know. That’s why I'm going to give you half of everything!
Batman: Uh, like everything everything?
Queen Watevra: Everything everything!
Batman: She’s rad. This chick gets me.
Queen Watevra: Now, Emmet, you’re The Special, right?
Emmet: Uh...YES. That’s me.
Queen Watevra: You’re just bursting with ideas, and you’re awesome as can be. 
Emmet: Oh, thank you!
Queen Watevra: So, I’m gonna give you something that you’ve always dreamed about...
Emmet: What is it?
Queen Watevra: For you, I’m gonna make you a QUADRUPLE DECKER COUCH!
Emmet: Whoa! Yes! Yes! YES!
Lucy: Emmet, no! Don’t let her get to you!
Emmet: Lucy, that sounds quite absurd. There’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...HER! (squees) She’s so awesome!
Lucy: (to Queen Watevra) I know you’re evil!
Queen Watevra: Well, prove it.
Lucy: You’re brainwashing us!
Queen Watevra: No, I’m not!
Lucy: Yes, you are! Why?
Queen Watevra: Why?...
Lucy: Aw, come on!
Queen Watvra: (Sings this part all in one go.) ‘Cause I’m QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI! And, I’m not an evil villain, as you can see! And, if you try to betray me, I totally won’t try to blow up the whole world to smithereens, ‘cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me! I’m really nice, not evil. I don’t have any plans. But if I would, they would be good. I hope you’ll understand. I just wanna be your friend. I’ll give you all that you need. So, there’s no reason at all to be suspicious of...QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI! (Does the tango with Batman.) I never trick people into trusting me by (Transforms multiple times while hiding behind Emmet, who’s still dancing along. When he turns around, she disappears, only to pop out behind Emmet in a minifigure-like form.) hiding my true personality, so I can use it to accomplish my evil deeds, ‘cause that’d be evil, and that’s so not me! I’m getting off track...let me get back to the point I was making! I’m definitely not evil, as far you can see, so here are some other adjectives people use to describe me: un-duplicitous, un-malicious, un-conniving, UN-NASTY!
Lucy: You’re just adding “un” to words that describe you.
Queen Watevra: Who, me? (Turns into a whole entire room while everyone looks on, and while Emmet is still dancing along.) I’m QUEEN WATEVRA WA’NABI, the most least evil person you’ll ever meet! And, if you make eye contact with me, I totally won’t have you executed immediately, (Everyone is in total shock as they huddle in fear, with Emmet holding on to Unikitty.) ‘cause that’d be evil.
Bananar: Evil!
Queen Watevra: Evil!
Systarian Guards: Evil!
Queen Watevra: Evil! And that’s soooooooooo....not...meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Everyone (except for Lucy) applauded for Queen Watevra’s song. They all expressed their love for it. Even Batman did. The queen then announced that there would be a wedding ceremony between her and Batman. “Oh, it’s gonna be fun! Once we say ‘I do’, I’ll give you all those gifts I promised y’all.” The queen informed her guests. “Even the couch?” Emmet pleaded. “Yes, Emmet. Even your couch.” The queen replied. “Yes!” Emmet said excitedly. Batman didn’t think he was “qualified for that kind of commitment”. Lucy, on the other hand, still thought that the queen was trying to brainwash them. 
“You guys are so dusty, tough, and grouchy.” Queen Watevra said, most unpleasant. “Well, everyone except me.” Emmet spoke up, “I’m still happy, cheerful, and awesome.” “And, that’s what I like about you, Emmet.” The queen said, as she (all of a sudden) squeezed him into a big hug while Lucy stared at them with a surprised expression on her face. “You guys might need some time to chill. Sweet Mayhem.” Queen Watevra ordered. “Yes, my queen.” The happy-go-lucky girl said. “Take all our new visitors to get ready for the ceremony!” She suddenly pointed at Emmet, Lucy, and Rex. “And these three..will have to be changed most of all!” “WHAT?” Emmet said, questioning why the Queen just said that in a serious tone. “Nothing, nothing. NOTHING!” Queen Watevra replied, trying to cover it up. “It’s all good, Emmet. You’ll be fine.”
Back in the spaceship, everyone was still squished in a very uncomfortable manner, but at least they were all still together. “So, Sweet Mayhem, where are we going?” Emmet wondered. “We’re going to Planet Sparkles.” “SPARKLES!” Both Unikitty and Donny said, with stars in their eyes. “There, you will get changed in more ways than one.” Sweet Mayhem explained. While Lucy got a heart missle that was in the back of the ship and sneaked it in her pocket, Batman listened in. “No one’s tying this Batman down forever.” “Oooh. Reference!” Metalbeard noticed. “But, how are we going to change?” Rex questioned Sweet Mayhem, “And, don’t say that we’re doing it through song or else I’ll master break this ship apart with my bare hands.” “You’ll see.” Sweet Mayhem said, mysteriously.
They soon arrived at the Planet of Infinite Reflection (Planet Sparkles), and as they all went in, they saw a icy-headed vampire floating down to greet them. “Welcome to The Planet of Infinite Reflection Spa and Health Center. Namaste.” The vampire, named Balthazar, said as he bowed. “Ooh, sounds spiritual.” Unikitty said, intrigued. “Yeah, it does.” Emmet agreed. “Sounds like a trap. This guy’s a vampire.” Lucy said, her teeth gritted. “I’m an attractive, non-threatening teen vampire. I like to talk about feelings, and how we are in love, but can be together. Isn’t that beautiful? I’ll answer that. It’s very beautiful.” Balthazar said. “The heart wants what it wants.” Unikitty said, madly in love. “I also DJ on the side, and I wear women’s jeans.” The sparkly vampire added. “Wow!” Unikitty exclaimed, with hearts in her eyes. “Guys, we have to be tough, mature, and gritty. Don’t let them get to you.” Lucy warned. As soon as she said that, everyone except for her, Emmet, and Rex all got epic luxuries.
“These three need extra treatment.” Sweet Mayhem told Balthazar. “Oh no.” Rex butted in. “There’s no way I’m doing this! Raptors!” He called for Tyler, Steven, and Charlie, but all he got was just awkward silence. “They’re also here, but they’re getting special raptor luxuries.” Balthazar said, as Rex saw Tyler, Steven, and Charlie, wearing sunglasses and ponchos, all in hot tubs (drinking cups of pink lemonade and eating bowl after bowl of toasted caviar wildly like savages).
“As for you three, first, you’ll get a hot gem massage, flower beatdown, a few rubs of exfoliating felt lotion, a simmering hot tub special, and a popsicle face peel, followed by vegetable observation, and finally, you’ll be cleansed of your anger with a glitter scrub, and sparkle rinse.” Balthazar said as Emmet, Lucy, and Rex got all the treatments. But, when it came to the sparkle rinse, Lucy’s hair turned blue and pink. Everyone (except for Rex) thought her hair was beautiful. “It’s not like I sharpied it on or anything! It’s just hair! If I pop it off, I’m like Bruce Willis, right?” Lucy remarked, taking her hair off (ha, because LEGOs). Out of nowhere, Bruce Willis showed up in a hot tub. “I don’t think so.” He replied to Lucy’s comment.
“Emmet, Rex, Unikitty, and Donny, come with me.” Sweet Mayhem said as she took them to a nearby transformation center. “Balthazar, coax Lucy with some music therapy. Then, she’ll join our ceremony.” Once she got to the transformation center, forcing the four to be stuck in a forcefield again, she got them all some Systarian gear. 
For Emmet, there was a pair of headphones, some orange and blue boots, and a plain orange and silver looking vest with a star on it, for Rex, a navy blue and light green vest with a purple star on it, and a pair of green and purple boots; for Unikitty, some sunglasses, a pair of white and light blue boots, a rainbow tail, and a pipe-cleaner boa, and for Donny, a light blue star to replace his purple button with, plus silver wheels, a small purple cone piece to replace his normal light grey cone piece that holds his body and wheels together, a strand of red hair to replace his purple hair, and a blue glass eye with a translucent purple stud to replace his normal glass eye with a light grey stud. 
Sweet Mayhem put everyone in one big fitting room to change. “Guys, we have to get out of here without being followed, so I made realistic-looking holograms of us in our Systar outfits to fool Lucy into thinking we’re brainwashed.” Rex explained as he inserted the holograms in their places. The four then escaped through a door that was at the opposite end of the room, leading into Harmony Town.
As for Lucy, Balthazar put on some funky DJ headphones, and put her in a room. “Just listen to the music, and let your mind go.” He told her calmly. “Play her some catchy pop music. That will change her tune.” Sweet Mayhem told the sparkly DJ via a walkie talkie. “I’ll start with a song that’ll get stuck in her head.” He said as a very catchy song started to play as Lucy tried to find a way out.
(Catchy pop music starts)
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head! (Boop!)
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head! 
‘Cause it’s so catchy, catchy! It’s such a catchy song! It’ll make you happy, happy! Don’t try to fight it, sing along!
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside yo’
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your head! 
Lucy built some ear muffs to drown out the catchy tune, then she found a door leading into another room, where she found Unikitty, all dressed up. “Unikitty, we have to get out of here.” “Wyldstyle, it’s fun! Sing along!” Unikitty replied cheerfully as another door opened, revealing Emmet, also dressed up and wearing headphones. “Yeah, Lucy! Dance with us!” Emmet said. Yet another door opened, this time revealing Rex. “I don’t know why I’m dancing, but this song is rad!” He said while jamming out. 
Suddenly, four more doors opened, revealing Benny, Metalbeard, Donny, and Batman, all ready to party. “Glitter: it’s like stars on your body!” “My leg is a piano!” “Haha! I’m all glittery! Best day ever!” “This song is stuck in my head, and my head loves it!” “Join the party!” Unikitty and Emmet said as everyone danced around Lucy. “What’s wrong with you?!” Lucy asked, “You’re not acting like yourselves!”
Meanwhile, in Harmony Town, Emmet, Unikitty, Donny, and Rex (the real ones, not the holograms), found themselves stuck listening to the song, while Robin, Raven, and the rest of the Teen Titans, as well as their former enemies, were now “brainwashed” and dancing like crazy.
“Don’t listen to the music, guys! If you want your noodles to stay al dente. Guys?” Rex said as he turned to see Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny all uncontrollably dancing, with Unikitty smiling. “Our bodies are worming! We didn’t know we knew how to do this!” Emmet yelled as Rex lead them all to safety. “Pull yourselves together.” He told them as they smashed into a house, only to find more “brainwashed” citizens (including Forky, Catwoman, Woody, The Joker, Buzz Lightyear, Batgirl, The Grinch, Max, Cindy Lou Who, Jessie, Bo Peep, Crow, Tom Servo, Superman, Mr. Rogers, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, and yes, even Stan Lee himself) all having a good time. 
They all fell out of the house and into a big crowd surf of people all popping and locking. Rex even spotted some of his raptors in the crowd. “Steven? Charlie? Tyler?” He said as he saw them, wearing ponchos, sunglasses, and holding maracas.
In the music therapy room, Lucy couldn’t take it anymore. She felt like she was about to explode. “Don’t be a grumpledumpuss, Lucy!” Emmet said. “Yeah. Come on, Wyldstyle! Join the party!” Unikitty agreed.  “Guys, don’t you see? They are trying to change us.” Lucy informed them. “Don’t worry,” assured Donny, “This song isn’t brainwashing me.” “Donny, you’re dancing.” Lucy pointed out. “Aah! Don’t look at me!” Donny said, trying to keep his back turned. 
Back at Harmony Town, Emmet and his friends (except for Rex, who was still in the crowd surf) found themselves still uncontrollably dancing to Catchy Song. They even did a kick line with Dorothy and her friends from Oz! “Rex, help us!” Emmet yelled as he, Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, and Tin Man all kicked in time to the beat. “Think hard thoughts, guys! Think hard thoughts! Or the rhythm is gonna get you!” Rex said. 
Back in the therapy room, Lucy hopped up some stairs and made a drawbridge to an air vent. As she scavenged around, she saw Bruce Willis again. “I don’t live here. I have a home.” The lesser-known movie star said as he passed on by. Lucy crawled some more, only to keep hearing Catchy Song from different rooms. On the third one, she freaked out.
Meanwhile, in Harmony Town, Emmet and the gang were surrounded by Robin, Raven, and the rest of the citizens still dancing. “My C.P.D. (Convenient Plot Device) shows that there’s a huge space gap right below us.” Rex said as he used a nearby bus to block the crowd. “I’ll hold these guys off, you bust us out.” “We don’t know how to do that!” Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny said. 
“Guys, what makes you mad?” Rex said as they thought for a moment. “RAISINS!” Unikitty yelled, her fur getting red. “Uh, fire.” Donny said, trying to make a frown on his face, “Grr. I can feel toughness coming on me.” “Lampposts?” Emmet said. “Come on!” Rex fumed. “They took Lucy and the others.” Emmet said. “And how does that make you feel?” “It makes us so mad that we might lose Lucy forever, and she won’t like us anymore because we couldn’t CHANGE!” Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny shouted loudly as they all punched the ground with rage and anger inside. 
“There’s space under the ground?” Unikitty asked, returning back to her happy self. “I told you guys this place doesn’t make sense!” Rex said as he, Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny all skydived in space. “When are we ever gonna stop falling?!” Emmet shouted. As soon as he said that, they fell. “Where are we, exactly?” Donny said as they felt huge bricks being spilled on them. “Planet Duplo!” Rex yelled as they escaped the tentacles of a huge Duplo octopus. “Yep, called it!” Donny shouted as he struggled free from a brick-built tentacle. Unikitty spotted a Duplo manning a crane nearby. 
“Rex, I got an idea. Maybe we should hang, bro!” “I like the sound of that, Princess.” Rex replied. They all grabbed on the the crane and flew (with Emmet doing a Superman pose) smack dab into a cart full of Duplo bricks. “Great job, guys.” Rex congratulated them. “The students have become the teaching assistants.” “I hope this leads to our friends.” Emmet hoped as they flew off into space.
And now...an intermission.
Let’s all go the lobby!
Let’s all go to the lob...(CHOMP!)...AAAAHHH!
JUST KIDDING!
Back in the Systar System, wedding preparations were underway, but Batman still wasn’t sure about marrying the queen. So, while Benny, Metalbeard, Unikitty, Donny, and Emmet (the latter three were realistic holograms) went to a party bus headed to the ceremony, Batman went with Sweet Mayhem to Queen Watevra’s space palace to have dinner. Meanwhile, Lucy saw the whole ordeal happen from behind a wall, and hid under the party bus. 
On the bus, Emmet and the gang were dancing the night away. “I’m having a great time!” Benny said. “Me too!” Metalbeard agreed. “Man, this place isn’t so bad. Everything here is still awesome!” Emmet said. “Ditto on that, bro!” Donny replied. “Yippee! See, Wyldstyle. It’s fun here.” Unikitty said, not knowing that her friend was gone, “Wait! Wait! Stop everything!” Benny said with alarm. “Where’s Wyldstyle?” Everyone was so focused on partying and having fun all the time that they forgot about Lucy. They all wondered where Lucy was. 
The bus driver, who was none other than The Cat in the Hat, then spoke up. “What? I can’t hear what you’re saying.” He said while turning up the volume on the radio, which (of course) played Catchy Song. “I’m too busy partying!” “Yay!” Unikitty said with glee. Everyone on the bus just kept on dancing like crazy. “Too bad Lucy’s not here!” Emmet said, dancing to his heart’s content. “She’d hate this!”
At Queen Watevra’s, Batman and the Queen had dinner, and it turned out she didn’t want to marry Batman after all...she wanted to marry someone else instead. I’m not gonna say who in particular, but let’s just say this song that the Queen sang to Batman will let you figure it out.
Batman: Just out of curiosity, why don’t you want to marry me?
Queen Watevera: Oh, I don’t go for guys like you.
Batman: What do you mean “guys like me”?
(R&B music starts)
Batman: Oh yeah. More singing. Right on time.
Queen Watevra: Listen, Bruce.
Batman: Who’s Bruce?
Queen Watevra: It’s nothing personal. It’s just… (sings) I’ve dated men like you before and you’re just not my type. Never remembering the days when we’d come out at night.
Ice Cream Cone: Emotionally wounding, dark, and brooding all the time.
Susan: Hanging around with clowns…
Queen Watevra: I don’t need that in my life!
Ice Cream Cone: She ain’t Selina Kyle.
Susan: She ain’t no Vicky Vale.
Queen Watevra: I was never into you even when you were... 
Susan: Christian Bale.
Batman: How about Keaton? What about him?
Ice Cream Cone: Oh, I liked him in Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice. 
Beetlejuice: Did somebody call my name? Haha! It’s showtime!
Queen Watevra: I’m just not into Gotham City guys!
Batman: Sure, we’re flawed, but that’s what makes us so relatable.
Queen Watevra: I’m just not into guys who can’t fly.
Batman: I can fly. 
Queen Watevra: The Batwing can fly. Rich boys with gadgets are not my type.
Batman: Then, what is you type?
Queen Watevra: Kryptonian men are my kryptonite.
Batman: Gross!
Queen Watvra: I’m just not into Gotham City guys…
Batman: Sure. You’re dating Superman. So what? Well, check it out! (raps) You clearly are confused. Gotham dudes are the best. We have sick, manly voices and insanely ripped pecs. We’re Affleck-level hot, and Oprah-level rich. We have George Clooney charm and Val Kilmer lips. We work for our powers ‘cause we’re self-made men. We didn’t just get them from the sun like an entitled alien! Go on one date with me, and you’ll change your mind.
Queen Watevra: Unsuscribe. (Short pause) I’m just not into Gotham City guys.
Batman: Give me a chance!
Queen: Watevra: No thank you. Hard pass. I’m just not into guys who don’t wear tights.
Batman: I used to wear tights. Ask Adam West.
Adam West: Hey, old chum!
Queen Watevra: I’m looking for a husband. Someone to share my crown. And Gotham men are playboys who would never settle down, unlike other superheroes who are strong and not afraid of commitment and relationships. I won’t give any names.
Superman: Hey, Batman!
Batman: (mouths “What the?”)
Queen Watevra: But, I’ll give you a hint: he’s made of steel, and wears a red cape.
(Batman gasps in shock as he realizes Queen Watevra is the one for him after all.)
“Wait!” Batman said as he slid down on one knee while giving Queen Watevra a ring. “Please marry me.” “Are you sure you want to do this?” Queen Watevra asked, unsure. “Only if I prove I’m all into the whole commitment thing.” Batman replied. “So, how long should this take? 5 minutes?” The queen wondered. “Give it about a quarter of an hour.” Batman suggested.
Meanwhile, Lucy was still hiding under the party bus, and saw Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny (the real ones) on a flying cart full of Duplo bricks. She got there just in time. “Lucy!” Emmet cheered in pure joy. “Emmet! You came all this way? I was going to save you guys.” “We we’re going to save you.” Unikitty said. “We’re saving each other!” Emmet squeed. “So, you guys are all tough and grown up?” “Yep!” Donny assured, “We’re done with pretending that everything is awesome. Now, everything is...um...you know what? I’m not sure how everything is now, but it’s definitely not awesome! Feels more like everything is doomed.” “You got that right, ro-buddy.” Rex said as he rose up. 
“Whoa. Emmet, who’s this?” Lucy asked. “This is Rex.” Emmet introduced, “He’s teaching us how to be mature.” “Yep. I’m making them tough cookies, except they aren’t cookies. They’re more like chainsaws.” Rex said, half-laughing when he spoke. “Wow. Anyway, the queen is planning something big. We have to get into...wherever we’re headed, and stop it.” Lucy explained. “Well, according to my calculations, which aren’t usually right, we are headed to the cake factory, where they are currently building a wedding cake of doom, that’ll possibly kickstart Armamageddon, and destroy the world...or maybe not.” Donny calculated. 
Soon, the team had snuck into a vent inside the factory to discuss their plan. Lucy would stop Sweet Mayhem from using an “entertainment device” (a tablet) to protect the cake via a forcefield powered by song (which really won’t be important to the plot anyway), Rex’s raptors would land the Rexcelsior at just the right time, and Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny would all go to the top of the cake, punch it, and Rex would pick up everyone and take them home. Everyone then got in their positions for the plan (and, while sneaking through some more vents to get to the cake, Emmet, Unikitty, Rex, and Donny even met Bruce Willis).
The wedding ceremony was almost about to start, and excitement was buzzing. At the space temple, Ice Cream Cone and The Cat in the Hat tried hyping the crowd up. “Alright, everyone, listen up!” The Cat said over a large red-and-white-striped megaphone, “Take it away, Ice Cream Cone!” “I would like all of you to put your hands together and apart, and together and apart in a repeated fashion.” I’ve Cream Cone ordered as The Cat anf everyone did what is possibly the LEGO version of clapping. “Yes! Get hyped! The wedding of the century is nigh!” The Cat practically screamed into his megaphone.
Meanwhile, Lucy tried to sneak into the throne room to get to the entertainment device, brooding as she went, but she got stopped by Stan Lee. “Hey! There’s no entry allowed. You can’t see the queen right now. Who are you?” Stan asked. “Who, me?” Lucy replied, suddenly laughing out loud, “I’m your worst nightmare.” She brooded, donning a battle stance. “Wait, you’re me when I’m in New York City, in the middle of an epic battle with the Avengers and Thanos, and I use Hulk’s gamma-radiation and Spider Man’s web slinging to go up to Thanos’ spaceship and blast it to pieces?” Stan pointed out, confused. Lucy got confused as well, but not until she knocked him out and disguised herself. “Excelsior!” Stan muttered as he fell to the floor in a daze.
At the throne room, Batman and Queen Watevra were ready to make their grand entrances while Sweet Mayhem put in a password to let an elevator arrive. “Bring down the house, my queen.” Sweet Mayhem said, with hope in her eyes. “This house is about to get tore up.” Queen Watevra said as she and Batman went up the elevator. Sweet Mayhem and Lucy then fought (again), but when Lucy used that heart bomb she stole, Sweet Mayhem (without her helmet again) was left hanging on a cliff. (Can’t...hold...on...much...LONGER! 10 points if you get the reference.) Lucy helped her up while Sweet Mayhem told her the wedding would be held to stop Armamageddon, and that it would make everything awesome again.
Meanwhile, Emmet, Unikitty, Donny, and Rex were all ready for their part of the plan. “We can do this. We can do this. We can’t not do this!” Emmet said as he and his crew prepared for their big moment. When they got to the middle of the cake, Rex had to leave, but not until he turned off the holograms and gave them all presents. “Our own Rex vests?!” Emmet exclaimed, “Thanks for helping us save the world.” “You’re welcome.” Rex said. “Actually, thank yourself. It was all your fault anyway.” “What?” Unikitty said as Rex went away. “Ok. See you later. One love. No regrets. Catch you on the flip side. Heyo!” Rex said as he went into the Rexcelsior and zoomed off. 
Meanwhile (again), Lucy and Sweet Mayhem found out that everyone wasn’t brainwashed, but rather happy. Then, the Queen transformed into her original state: the heart that Emmet made 5 years ago. “I’m so glad you guys are not gonna ruin the ceremony. If something bad would happened, we’d all be doomed.” Sweet Mayhem said. Lucy suddenly ran to the middle of the cake and saw Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny running to the top.
Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny were almost at the top of the cake when suddenly Lucy, Benny, and Metalbeard showed up, blocking them. “Guys, what happened to you?” Benny asked. “A betoughening, it seems.” Metalbeard theorized. “Guys, get out of our way!” Unikitty said, angrily. “If ye want to destroy yon wedding, ye have to get through we first.” Metalbeard exclaimed. “Sorry. We can’t let you do that.” Donny said, as he, Unikitty, and Emmet all punched the middle of the cake making everyone (except for Lucy) slide down. 
The three Master Breakers were almost to the top of the cake, ready to punch, but Lucy had beat them to it. “Guys, you don’t know what you’re doing! I’m not brainwashed.” Lucy explained, pointing to her hair, “This is my real hair. I used to sing and dance, and be all happy...and I used to love singing Everything is Awesome. Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny, I liked you all the way you were. Sweet, innocent, adorable, and kind.” Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny stared at Lucy, her eyes welling up with tears. “The real Lucy would never say that.” They all said as they ran to the top (being angry with all their might) and punched the top of the cake, ultimately causing Armamageddon instead of stopping it.
The next thing Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny knew, everything happened so fast, that they passed out and woke up in the Rexcelsior. They all remembered what happened: the cake fell apart, everyone was crying (yes, even Bananar, who fell into a chocolate fountain as the ring bearer), Emmet tried to save Lucy, Rex came back, and (with the help of Manny, a raptor on a exercise bike) got them back in his ship, and the Systar System was torn to pieces. They all got up, and saw Rex manning the controls. “Wait, Rex!” Unikitty said, “Aren’t we going back to get our friends?” “No!” Rex yelled, “I’m not letting you go back. It’s too happy and colorful, you wouldn’t even survive in there alone.” Everyone gasped in shock.
“At least you and I could go.” Emmet suggested. “You mean we and us.” Rex corrected, “Look, Emmet. We’re not so different, you and me.” “I don’t understand.” Emmet said. “Emmet, I’m you from the future. All grown up.” Emmet noticed something about Rex’s voice, “Wait, if you’re me...then why do we sound so different?” “Why do we sound so different?” Rex said in Emmet’s voice. Emmet’s mind was blown. “It’s a mind-blower, I know. That’s why I was so cagey about my backstory.” “You didn’t even bring it up.” Unikitty said as Rex began to tell his backstory to her, Donny, and Emmet.
“There I was. You. In that house-spaceship with Unikitty and Donny trying to get to the Stairgate. But, we failed our mission because we smashed into a glassteroid.” Rex told them, “We all ended up in the planet Undar of the Dryar System. We were stuck there alone, while our friends were being played with by a dance-partying monster. No one came back for us. We all thought of what the Apocalypseburgers said, and we used those thoughts as our key to freedom. It was time for us to take a stand!”
“We were real. We decided to permanently change our outlooks on life. We were no longer the happy-go-lucky people we used to be. We got some new clothes, some new heads of hair, and petulant attitudes toward everything that’s lame. We gave ourselves extreme makeovers and became Rex (Radical Emmet Xtreme), RadKitty, and UltraDonny. Then, we made a time-traveling spaceship using Doc Brown’s Delorean (1.21 gigawatts!), Bill and Ted’s phone booth (Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! Insert guitar riff here), Doctor Who’s TARDIS (insert first few seconds of the instrumental Doctor Who theme followed by a wet fart noise here), H. G. Wells’ bicycle-thing (idk what movie it was from, but just go with me here), whatever Skynet’s been using (SARAH CONNAH! I’LL BE BACK.), and a hot tub (Don’t ask. Whoever had it last did some weird R-rated stuff with it.). We took it to the past, got some raptors to pilot the ship, took the ship (named The Rexcelsior) to the real past, and we found the only people we could trust: ourselves.”
“Wait. I think I got it, but I got lost on the part when you said you were me from the future.” Emmet said, confused. “That’s literally the first thing I just said.” Rex said, fuming, “Whatever. Time travel can get a little confusing. It’s best just to go with it.” “You lied to us.” Donny said, flabbergasted. “We have to get our friends back!” Unikitty said, worried. "Friends? FRIENDS? They’re just pieces of plastic!” Rex said, breaking the fourth wall, “Don’t you need to go into The Matrix to know the truth?” “What’s The Matrix?” Unikitty asked. “It’s a old movie only mature grown-up people like us have seen. It’s time to put away childish things.” Rex said, making Emmet’s hair more ruffled like his. 
“And by the way, a little trip to Undar will definitely knock some sense into you, or better yet, I’ll just put you guys in the Bin of Stor-age with all your ‘friends’ instead!” Rex said as he prepared a giant slingshot to catapult his past self and his past friends into the Bin of Stor-age. “Goodbye, Emmet. Or should I say, myself.” Rex said as he activated the slingshot via a hidden eject button as Emmet, Unikitty, and Donny screamed as they landed into the bin with a small clacking noise.
In the storage bin, Emmet was at least glad he saw Lucy, but he was ashamed of himself for what he had done. “Well, this is it.” Emmet said to himself, “I’m going to start being more tough from now on. And since war hardens the heart, I guess this is the end.”
THE END.
RECORD SCRATCH! (BWHHHHRRPPP!)
“Wait, never mind.” Emmet said, struggling to move. “We can’t just end the story here.” “You’re right!” Lucy said, “There has to be a happy ending.” “No.” Sweet Mayhem said sadly, “We can’t make everything awesome again.” “Well, maybe we could try.” Emmet said hopefully. “Because I know that right now, everything isn’t awesome, but we can make it even more awesome if we remember we’re not alone in this world. We’re in it together. Sure, it feels like the end, but we’ll get through it, because we’re all still here together, like one big family. It’s easy to harden your heart, but to open it, that’s the toughest thing you can do.” Emmet said, inspiring everyone. “Maybe you’re right, Emmet. But, we should at least sing one last song.” Sweet Mayhem said as she began to sing.
(A somber version of “Everything is Awesome” starts playing.)
Sweet Mayhem: Everything’s not awesome.
Emmet: Wait, guys! No! It’s not all that bad!
The Cat in the Hat: Everything’s not cool.
Unikitty: I am so depressed.
Donny: Everything’s not awesome.
Metalbeard: Preach, brother!
Benny: I think I finally get Radiohead.
Batman: Bro, you should listen to Elliot Smith.
Sweet Mayhem: What’s the point? There’s no hope. Awesomeness was a pipe dream.
Metalbeard: Yarr. My spirits be at the bottom of the sea.
Batman: Love’s not real. I just wanna eat carbs. Pass the ice cream.
Ice Cream Cone: Dude, you don’t have to just use me for something that dramatic.
Lucy: Stop! Ok, everyone. Listen. Everything’s not awesome.
Yakko: Ok, we get it. That’s why we’re singing about it.
Lucy: But that doesn’t mean that it’s hopeless and bleak. 
Emmet: Really?
Unikitty: How so?
Lucy: Everything’s not awesome, but in my heart, I believe.
Emmet/Sweet Mayhem: I believe.
All: We can make things better if we stick together. 
Dot: Ha. Because LEGOs.
All: Side by side, you and I can build it together.
Metalbeard: You build it together.
Dot: Build it together!
Unikitty: Together forever!
Wakko: All together now!
Everyone: This song’s gonna get stuck inside your…
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your…
This song’s gonna get stuck inside your...heart.
All of a sudden, Queen Watevra Wa’nabi came back in the form of Emmet’s heart (because she was broken apart during Armamageddon), the sign saying “THE END” got dusted (it broke apart into pieces), and everybody started to move again. “Alright, everyone! Let’s build some epic stuff, fly out of out of here, and save Rex Dangervest!” Lucy said as everyone started working together. “Yeah! We’ll all work together as one big awesome team!” Emmet said to his friends, “And, there’s nothing that can ever change that, because…”
(Upbeat music starts playing)
Everyone: Everything’s not awesome.
Things can’t be awesome all of the time.
Sometimes, we can’t make things better.
But, that doesn’t mean we all should try.
‘Cause everything’s still awesome!
We can get along in harmony.
Everything could still be better.
If we all just work together as a team!
Everything’s still better when we stick together!
Side by side, you and I will still be friends forever!
As everyone built some super cool flying machines, they all got out of the Bin of Stor-age and flew back into space. “Helloooo, spaceships!” Yakko, Wakko, and Dot shouted, manning a water tower spacecraft. Everyone had created many different airplanes, helicopters, and yes, even spaceships, to head straight to Undar to save Rex. Emmet, Lucy, Unikitty, Donny, and Sweet Mayhem all made one huge triple-decker spaceship with seats for everyone (Think the Wyld-Mayhem Starfighter, mixed with Emmet’s house-ship, and the Triple Decker Couch Mech). 
Meanwhile, Rex’s ship crashed, and he had ended up on Undar, but at least he could still contact his raptors. He did so via a walkie talkie, but when he got the news that Emmet and his friends got out of the bin, he got mad. Real mad. “Attention, all raptors! Head to the Rex-wing fighters! Don’t let them near them near the Dryar System. Copy, over!” Rex screamed into the walkie talkie as Tyler, Steven, Charlie, and millions of raptors took off in little dino-sized X-Wings. 
Everyone used their amazing inventions to stop the raptors from beating them to Undar. Batman and Queen Watevra kept sacrificing themselves to save the other, Metalbeard and Ice Cream Cone blasted some raptors with sprinkle cannons, Susan helped Bananar rebuild himself into a spaceship and shot banana peels at the raptors, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot launched a LEGO version of Mr. Director (who did his signature “pretty lady” song and dance and then exploded) at one raptor (distracting him and making him crash into a glassteroid), and Emmet and Sweet Mayhem even used glitter waffle missiles to hit a whole armada of Rex-wings. 
“We all might not make it to Undar in time!” Sweet Mayhem said, still blasting some raptors with glitter waffles. “Don’t worry, Mayhem. Sure, everyone won’t make it...” Emmet reassured her, “But that doesn’t mean we will.” Emmet pressed the MEGA EJECT AND SELF DESTRUCT button, and everyone went flying out of the exploding triple decker spaceship into Undar.
Back on Undar, Rex once again felt alone. He had no one to talk to. That is, until Emmet, Lucy, Unikitty, Donny, and Sweet Mayhem all crashed into him. Emmet apologized for leaving Rex all alone like that. “Emmet’s not going to be like you.” Lucy told him, “But you can be like him. You don’t have to be the bad guy.” “You can join us.” Emmet proposed. Rex told Emmet that since he and Lucy rallied everyone together to save him, he would cease to exist. His body started fading away. “Look! Look! I knew it! I’m Back-to-the-Future-ing! Totally called it.” Rex said as he started to dissolve into nothing. “What’s Back-to-the-Future-ing?” Emmet questioned. “It’s a old movie teenagers get to watch, and now it’s happening to me.” Rex said as his hands and his legs disappeared.
“Take my hand while you still have a hand to take!” Emmet said as he held out his hand. “That’s not how it works, kid. Hopefully, when you grow up, you won’t be like me. Just be upbeat, look to the bright side, and you’ll do fine. And, Lucy, thanks for coming back for me.” Rex said as his torso faded, leaving only his head, “Besides, this is a righteous way to go out! NO REGRETS! I forgot I’m still trademarking that. ONE LOVE!” Rex said as he then disappeared from sight, never to be seen again. 
“So…time to go?” Lucy said. Emmet nodded as he, Lucy, Unikitty, Donny, and Sweet Mayhem all walked into the sunset. “I’m sorry for trying to change you.” Lucy apologized. “I’m sorry I broke Emmet’s mech, captured you guys, and took you to the queen.” Sweet Mayhem said, making amends. "And I’m sorry I destroyed a wedding and almost put everyone into a galactic storage bin for all eternity. It’s fine.” Emmet apologized back. “So, are we still ‘Special Best Friends’?” Lucy asked. “Forever.” Emmet replied as they walked off of Dryar and went back home.
A few months later…
The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and in Syspocalypstar, a new day had just begun. “GOOD MORNING, SYSPOCALYPSTAR!” Emmet, Lucy, Unikitty, Donny, and Sweet Mayhem said as everyone was all starting their day. Emmet and his friends enjoyed some smoothies while saying hello to everyone, even some sparkle babies that were passing through. They even said hello to Bananar, who actually managed to not slip on his peel as he walked over and joined them. 
Emmet and his crew said hello to Surfer Dave, who was now Sir Dave, Carnage, who brought along Tracer, Doc Brown, The Doctor, and Egon Spengler (who were going to help stop Sweet Mayhem back in Apocalypseburg. How Carnage found them was another story*, GET IT?), Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, who were singing their rebooted theme song, and the Teen Titans, who were hanging out at their T-shaped tower having a dance party. 
Even President Business (who spent the last 5 years playing golf) came back to see how everyone was doing, only to (due to Benny whizzing by on a spaceship) get his hair on fire. He tried getting it out, but he accidentally lit all of the fireworks at a fireworks store, sending him flying through the air. Everyone went to the Statue of New Liberty, and they were all having a blast. “HOORAY! EVERYTHING IS AWESOME AGAIN!” Emmet said as he shook Lucy around wildly.
“I got a surprise for you.” Lucy said as she gave Emmet her binoculars to see what it was. “Our house!” Emmet said as their house that was previously destroyed was now rebuilt. Everyone went inside as Emmet gazed in awe. “Look! Planty’s still here!” Emmet squeed. Then, Lucy gave Emmet a gift. “A original version of ‘Everything is Awesome’?!” Emmet said in surprise. He looked on the cover and saw a familiar face: Lucy! “Wait a minute! Is that…?” Emmet asked as he then did a long gasp while everyone looked on.
THE END (for real this time).
(Cue the credits!)
POST-CREDITS SCENE TIME!
Emmet and all his friends were hanging out in Syspocalypstar, all happy as can be. “Finally, everything is back to normal.” Emmet said. Suddenly, a very familiar spaceship came, and a very familiar figure emerged. “Hey, kid.” The figure chuckled. “Rex! You came back!” Emmet said, “But how?” “It’s a long story. Also, after traveling back in time so much, and almost destroying the world as we know it, I’ve realized the error of my ways. I’m becoming a good guy now.” Rex said. “Wow! What a very non-cliched plot twist that’ll probably may or may not affect the future of The LEGO Movie as a franchise.” Unikitty said, her mind blown. “Well, glad to have you with us again, Rex!” Emmet said, beaming with his arms open. Rex, Lucy, Emmet, and Unikitty got together for a group hug.
Suddenly, a strange spaceship that looked like a giant LEGO brick arrived. Some speakers came out of it as a very threatening voice yelled out “Attention, all Syspocalypstarians! This is Mayor Breaker speaking. Now this may all sound strange to you, and you all may not know just who the heck I am yet. But, I give you all exciting news, or horrible news anyway. I have found out the truth about this whole LEGO cinematic universe! You are all nothing but TOYS. You are just worthless pieces of junk, meant to be played with by human hands, but now all of that is about to change forever! Your little peaceful Systarian world is right about to be doomed! Prepare to have your town be blown..to pieces. Pieces of PLASTIC, that is! DAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!” 
Giant robotic claws, laser guns, flamethrowers, and stud shooters came out of the ship, ready to destroy everything. Everyone looked in complete and utter shock before Emmet gathered all his friends (including the now-redeemed and totally good guy Rex) together again just like last time, and said the only thing he could say: “Oh my gosh.”
THE END.
Or is it?
P.S: The whole thing where Carnage got Egon, Doc, Tracer, and Doctor Who will be explained in “Carnage in Another Story” - coming soon!
Emmet, Lucy, Unikitty, and Rex will return.
== Trivia ==
* Donny is an all-new character exclusively created for this fanfic.
* This version of The LEGO Movie 2's story has a few new twists and turns - some never before seen in the actual movie!
* This time around, Emmet joins his friends in the Systar System and (almost) evades getting captured by Sweet Mayhem.
* Emmet and Sweet Mayhem become friends, and their relationship grows indefinitely throughout the story.
* The very end teases The LEGO Movie 3: The Final Brick-tier, a fanfic that'll act as a finale to the LEGO franchise (at least right before Universal owned the movie rights). It will be released on Wattpad sometime in 2022.
== Songs ==
*Everything is Awesome! (Apocalypseburg Edition) - sung by Emmet
*5:15 - sung by Sweet Mayhem
*Welcome to the Systar System - sung by stars
*Not Evil (Fan Version) - sung by Watevra Wa'Nabi
*Catchy Song
*Gotham City Guys - sung by Watevra Wa'Nabi ft. Batman
*Everything's Not Awesome (Fan Version) - sung by The LEGO Movie Cast
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