Annoying Orange: Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind/Transcript

(Orange and Pear are sitting on a table in a field by a river under the night sky)
Pear: Wow, look at that sky. It is beautiful. Hey, check it out, Orange. There's Cassiopeia, and that one-
Orange: Hey! Hey, Onion!
Pear: What? No, no, it's-it's...
Orange: Look, Pear! It's Onion! Hey, hey, Onion, hey!
(The moon is shown.)
Pear: Dude, that's not a onion.
Orange: Wow! Onion's the biggest star that I've ever seen!
Pear: Dude, it's not an onion! It's... What the?
(A bright light appears in the sky.)
Orange: Whoa! What's that one called?
(The light comes closer.)
Pear: Wait a second, Orange, that's not a star.
Orange: Ooh, a light show!
(The light comes even closer, revealing itself to be an alien spaceship.)
Pear: Oh, my god.
(The spaceship abducts Orange and Pear.)
Orange and Pear: (scream)
(The title card is shown. Orange and Pear are then seen trapped in chambers inside the ship)
Orange: Whoa! What the?
Pear: Where are we?
Broccoli Minion: (offscreen) Ah, The specimens are conscious.
Pear: What was that?
Orange: It's broccoli!
Broccoli Minion: Welcome to space, earthlings!
Orange: Space? Hey, hey, Broccoli!
Broccoli Minion: Quiet!
Orange: Geez, i don't like this guy's altitude. (laughing)
Broccoli Minion: Silence! The leader approaches.
Orange: The Bieber? (gasps) Is Justin Bieber here!? Yay!
Broccoli Minion: What? No, I said leader!
Orange: Take me to your Bieber! (laughs)
(The light comes on and Broccoli Leader approches.)
Broccoli Leader: (laughs) All right, minions. Show me the monaaay! (laughs) What do you have for me?
Orange: Hey, you must be the bieber! Sing "Baby"! Sing it! Do it now!
Broccoli Leader: Hold on there a second, my little fruit basket.
Orange: (has thermometer in mouth reading 'Bieber') Hey, look, Pear! I've got the Bieber fever! (laughs)
Broccoli Leader: Quiet! You know, Orange, you're acting glib right now.
Pear: Hey, sorry about that. Orange gets a little excited sometimes, I think he is trying to ask, why are we here.?
Broccoli Leader: Why are you here. You want the truth?
Pear: Yeah.
Broccoli Leader: You can't handle the truth! The truth of the matter is, you are about to have the ride of your life. (laughs)
Orange and Broccoli Leader: (giggling and then starts laughing)
Broccoli Leader: Silence! Bring in the Vivisector 9000!
(The Broccoli Minions bring in the Vivisector 9000)
Orange: Woah! It's a giant bedazzler!
Broccoli Leader: No, it's not a bedazzler.
Orange: Ooh, bedazzle my jacket! Bedazzle my jacket!
Broccoli Leader: What the?
Orange: It needs more rhinestones. (laughs)
Broccoli Leader: No, this machine is for dissecting. You see Orange, we are traveling across the universe, studying the most intelligent lifeforms we can find.
Pear: Umm, I think you might have the wrong guy.
Orange: Yeah, Pear's not the brightest guy in the world.
Pear: (groans)
Broccoli Leader: Silence! It's time to see what you two are really made of. Vivisector 9000, target the intelligent life and fire at will. (chuckles)
Orange: Hey, Pear, look what I can do. (babbles) You try. (babbling)
(The Vivisector 9000 targets on Orange, but fails to shoot at him. Then, the Vivisector 9000 targets at Broccoli Leader, in which it successfully prepares to shoot at him.)
Broccoli Leader: Oh, crap.
(The Vivisector 9000 shoots at Broccoli Leader, exploding him to death.)
Orange: Whoa, I didn't know the ship had cruise control. (laughs)
Broccoli Minion #1: The leader is no more.
Broccoli Minion #2: No more?
Broccoli Minion #1: No more. Long live our new leader!
All the broccoli minions: Yay!
Orange: Yay, I'm the new Bieber!
Broccoli Minion #1: What is your first demand, new leader?
Orange: Hmm... Ooh, I know what we can do.
Pear: Oh boy, here we go.
(The spaceship then flies to the moon, creating a replica of Orange's face on the moon)
Orange: Yay! Now I'm a big star too. (laughs)
Pear: Dude, that's not a star.
Orange: Shut up, Pear.
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