Edgar Allan Poe vs Slimebeast

Iconic horror pioneer and poet, Edgar Allan Poe, raps against creepypasta author and rap battle writer, Slimebeast, to see if original or modern horror stories are better.
== Cast ==
George Watsky as Edgar Allan Poe
Slimebeast as himself
== Locations ==
Edgar Allan Poe: Graveyard through red fog
Slimebeast: Cyberspace
== Beat ==
Beat - Fear of Terror by Consensus (Play at 1.25 speed)
== The Battle ==
(Starts at 0:06)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
EDGAR ALLAN POE
VS
SLIMEBEAST
BEGIN!
=== Edgar Allan Poe: ===
(0:23)
I am insulted that I was even paired up against you.
Slimebeast, you’re a Zero. Forget about your Room.
You can’t end stories properly. They just…run out.
Even Dupin cannot figure you out.
You are an Amateur. Literally a Mickey Mouse writer,
Who probably writes one draft in a no-breaks all-nighter.
You should be taken and buried alive for these crimes.
Chris, you are just a monstrous waste of time.
=== Slimebeast: ===
(0:41)
You may have been the first but your stories have aged.
They’re now just archaic yawn-fests on the public domain.
You’re a centuries-old writer confined to one media.
Who’s guilty of incest and paedophilia.
Every writer who crosses Slimebeast gets engulfed.
This Black Cat’s getting mauled by the big bad Wolf.
So you’re stuck in the cellar while I’m all over the internet.
You may be a legend, but you’re definitely no threat.
=== Edgar Allan Poe: ===
(0:58)
To have made such claims, you must have no scruples.
You’re less ‘Creepypasta’ and more ‘Instant noodles’.
I distilled Horror from Gothic with my renowned poetry flow. 
Just remember you’re only famous because of Edgar Allan Poe.
You must be truly crazy if you think you deserved your shot.
Mind full of darkness yet mad I am not. 
So go on, Wolf, you lunatic. Howl at the Moon.
I’ll cut the tape to your Lost Episodes and leave you in your cartoon.
=== Slimebeast: ===
(1:16)
I don’t care about all your overrated poems.
‘Cuz when this Geek Raps, they’ll all see your age is showing.
This is the future, and I’ve earned my place at the top.
Still writing horror stories, and I’m never gonna stop!
Because like your choice of wife, it’s all relative;
Cut me up, I’ll reattach myself in photonegative.
Because I actually make peeps scared. You just make them sleepy.
You’ve invoked my wrath. Now I’ll show you how to be Creepy!
(beat stops)
O)_(O
=== Edgar Allan Poe: ===
What is your problem with me? Why do you attack and haunt me so?
=== Slimebeast: ===
O)_(O
=== Edgar Allan Poe: ===
Wretch! Thing of evil! Go back to the obscure writing blog where you belong, away from the eyes of readers who look for quality!
=== Slimebeast: ===
O)_(O
=== Edgar Allan Poe: ===
Stop that! Stop it right now! Leave here! You are beginning to unnerve me. Do not stare, unmoving. Begone from here at once!
=== Slimebeast: ===
O)_(O
(beat resumes)
UH… WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
O)_(O
OF HISTORY!