Bloodstained Fortune

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Bloodstained Fortune is received after you eat Mingo's Fortune Giblets for 25 seconds.
==Notes==
Some of the possible fortunes include:
*"You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky! Now get to work."
*"You will meet someone special tomorrow, so remember: You draw more friends with kindness than clubbing them to death."
*"Wisdom comes in many shapes, but always flows from the crystals."
*"Warning: The giblet was not safe for human consumption."
*"Put up your sword, your maul, and your lance. The crystals have told us to give peace a chance."
*"Seek a higher path in life. That way, you can avoid low-lifes."
*"You need not fear with a head full of beer!"
*"The meaning of life is... (The rest of this message has been accidentally eaten.)"
*"Let sleeping Gronn lie."
*"Your inclination for dancing brings a smile to everyone's face."
*"Think positive! A large gut to one, is a pair of love handles to another."
*"Sorry. You weren't a winner this time. Please play again."
*"This message was brought to you by the Ogri'la Exploitation Committee. Made in Gadgetzan."
*"You are special, no matter what your friends, relatives, associates, random strangers, or your conscience may tell you."
*"When all else fails, it's time to bail."
*"Drunkenness is next to godliness."
*"You will make an enemy today, and promptly kill it."
*"Don't despair. Your special ogre is out there somewhere."
*"Lucky numbers: 1 3 9 17 4 n"
*"Two heads are better than one! Then you'll always have a friend."
==Trivia==
The fortune "You have been chosen by the great metal hand in the sky" is a reference to one of the quotes of the Priest unit in Warcraft III: "I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!", which is in turn a reference to a scene in the movie and a joke about the fact that human players' cursor in Warcraft III is a gauntlet.
==Patch changes==
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==External links==
Category:Funny items