Chemical Army

EXCERPT FROM THE MANUAL OF 3 THE FISH:
When you’re in the deep end, you’re probably gonna attract some nasty customers. And boy has the Chemical Army got some to fight your way through! Here’s just a small sampling of the gnarly gnastiesnasties you’ll have to face:
== Piranha Solution ==
A snapping, biting, snarling brew good for cleaning such things as stains, stubborn spots, and things that’re still breathing!
== Lightning Lemon ==
Lightning Lemon- When life gives you lemons, chem ‘en up and stick some electrodes into them to become horrifying mindless zappy sentinels with devastating electrical blasts! That’s the Chicago way!
== Trunky Brush ==
The elephant never forgets, and the same goes for this bizarre sentient elephant’s toothpaste chemical reaction! 
We’re not sure what’s more dangerous, their unwavering diligence or their treacherous tendrils. Probably the tendrils.
== Bernie Bubble ==
BOOM! That’s this species life cycle and plan of attack all at once in a nutshell. They’re very self-conscious about this.
== Oily Josh ==
Descending from the heavens,, he offers to anoint the sinners in the glory of the Chemical Empire. Usually they just get stuck in his body or the blobs he leaves behind and just suffocate. Don’t do that.
== Pharophidian ==
A snob and a jerk, this domineering creature’s personality is poisonous as the fumes it emits while moving about spawned continuously by the mysterious flame that drives them, slowly sapping the health of anybody who touches them. They can’t disobey orders when they’re dead after all.
== Briggsrauscher ==
A chemical reaction alternately buffing its allies or injuring all around it depending on its color, their personality is oddly consistent for one so split in their ways. Unfortunately, nobody likes said personality.
== Barkin Madd ==
If it barks like a dog, hunts your ferociously like a dog, and spits vaporous flame in deadly bursts like a dog, then it might be this thing! Though, it’s sentient, just weird.
==Actual Author Comments ==
Yeah, so these are some minions of the Chemical Empire for my 3 The Fish game idea! The descriptions were inspired a lot by the very Nintendo-y tone @pettamapossum] does on their daily sketch creatures (Which they’re doing right now, and you should totally check out,) tho I haven’t quite nailed them!
As per usual, these species are free to use under a CC-BY Vanilla 4.0 License as long as I, Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator when you do so. Have fun!
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