Dark Pit/SelfDemonstrating

I'm wasting some precious time writing this. But I am Dark Pit. I'm no pawn, but I work under the Forces of Nature for now. Not only will I rid this world of all that seek to destroy it, but I will probably wipe that smug look off of that bright angel... maybe even that small bobtail squid when I get the chance.
==Attributes==
===Personality===
I want to get my message across; I don't joke around. If you're a problem to me, I'll get rid of you in no time. If you stay out my way, maybe we can be chill. But work comes before friendship. My justice will vanquish this world full of whatever troubles may lie within!
===Abilities===
Rather not bluff, but I'm pretty agile when it comes to fighting. Thanks to this snazzy absorbed power in my wings, I can fly on my own unlike Pitstain. I'm pretty good with planning, my marksmanship with my Silver Bow or Dark Pit Staff is above average. Also quite good with my Electroshock Arm, so good that it even scares some people.
==History==
My backstory's simple. Some idiot broke a mirror and I copied their form. While I appreciate him doing that (who'd work under the Underworld Army?) I rather not talk about that filthy puppet copy. Following all of Palutena's orders. Take some independence, kid. But my very existence relies in him, so I better keep him alive for now.
So I stumbled across this town, these people have been destroying the land for long enough and even Viridi was getting worried. Managed to make my mark but they were much stronger than I anticipated, doesn't help that Pitstain found his way there too. I'll hang around, I guess.
Oh, and there's this weird other dimension that I find myself in. Whatever.
==Relationships==
Can't be bothered with this yet.
Category:Self Demonstrating