Perry the Platypus

Perry the Platypus battled Gary the Snail in Gary vs Perry. He was played by Kyle J.
==Information on the rapper==
Perry the Platypus, codenamed Agent P, is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus, who, unknown to his owners, lives a double life as a secret agent for the O.W.C.A. (The Organization Without a Cool Acronym a.k.a. "The Agency"), a government organization of animal spies. In the Agency, his immediate superior is Major Monogram.
==Lyrics==
===Verse 1===
Who am I even facing? A pink gay little snail named Gary, (Pfft, please!)
I know martial arts, so face it Gary you’re not even scary.
Sure, in almost every episode people always say that our kind don’t do much,
But you’re boring; a snail, while I’m a *grr*ing fighting platypus! (Yeah!)
I’ve got a bad*grr* fedora, you’ve got creepy beady little eyes,
And I always fool Dr. Doofenshmirtz, I’m a master of disguise!
Here’s some advice Gary, like in life, you should just stop,
Or I’ll chop your *grr*ing shell in half with a karate chop! (Hiyah!)
===Verse 2 (Agent P)===
That’s it, I’m upgrading; just call me Agent P. (Uh huh)
You’re going down the drain if you live under the sea!
People never knew my true agent identity (my destiny!),
I’m pretty sure you’re mad ‘cause of your jealousy.
That you’re not an agent fighting crime every day, you just have a boring life,
Should I use a laser gun to defeat you, or stab you with a knife? (Go with the knife!)
I’m smarter than a human agent and definitely smarter than you!
I’m Perry the *grr*ing platypus! See you later at the Goo Lagoon! (Ouch!)
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