Heavenly Pegesi

Those gates have a sign on them reading "Heavenly Express," and through the fence, Rainbow Dash spies a gilded train onto which ponies who were all earth ponies, unicorns, and Pegesi ponies of a similar design are boarding the express train.
"What's all that and this 'bout?" Rainbow Dash asked curiously, as she  looks to his right, and she sees a ticket counter where an purple unicorn with wings is checking names off on a reservation register. She has violet and pink mane and tail, violet eyes, and a light pink star shaped cutie mark. Her name was Twilight Sparkle. 
The first pony was a unicorn in line was Trixie Lulamoon, covered in bandages and wearing a sling. We find out exactly why, when Twilight Sparkle states her name.
"Name: Trixie Lulamoon." Twilight Sparkle addresses Trixie's name.
"Yes." Trixie nodded, scoffs, "And?" She asked.
"Cause of decease: lost fight with Diamond Dogs in their field where you can search for diamonds and gems when you were caught by them." Twilight Sparkle continues for Trixie's addresses while writing with her pen.
"Indeed, I was!" Trixie nodded again, annoyed, "Filthy mutts!" She scoffs in disgusted.
"Pass granted." Twilight Sparkle said, letting Trixie pass to the express.
"Thanks again, princess!" Trixie mumbled, as she steps forward, and a full set of one of the Diamond Dog's teeth clamber along the ground behind him, still gripping her tattered puffy tail, "Stupid dogs!" She groaned in disappointed. 
"Hmm. Weird Trixie that she is." Twilight Sparkle wondered, looking at Trixie walks ahead to the express train. The next pony unicorn in line is Starlight Glimmer wearing her top hat and a pink bow on it, "Starlight Glimmer." She addresses Starlight's name.
"Yes, my name is on that list." Starlight Glimmer nodded in agreement.
"Struck with flatiron while singing on a backyard ponyfield's fence with your magic horn of magical to use it."  Twilight Sparkle continues for Starlight's addresses while writing with her pen.
"Hmm... Yes." Starlight Glimmer nodded, as she uses her horn to lifts her hat to show Twilight Sparkle a black-blue mark on her horn.
"Okay. Pass." Twilight Sparkle said, letting Starlight Glimmer pass.
Starlight Glimmer makes her way to the heaven-bound train. The third pony was earth pony who was worldly and dizzy with her green eyes swirly with bubbles around her body gets the hiccups, while drinking apple cinders while loosing her balance.
"Hoowwwdyyy, Twiiii." Applejack said with the hiccup, "My name's--" She continues, but she hiccups again.
"Applejack." Twilight Sparkle addresses Applejack's name.
"Y--yeah... Good--" Applejack nodded with a hiccup, "--name." she finished, while hiccupping in two times.
"Oh, wow, Applejack, so you were drinking a lot of apple cinders and you got lots of hiccups, did you?" Twilight Sparkle asked, while for Applejack's addresses while writing with her pen.
"Well, yeah." Applejack nodded, while hiccuping, "I--- did. I drank lot of 'em." She continues while continuing to hiccuping more.
"Go ahead." Twilight Sparkle added, while letting Applejack pass.
Applejack hiccups more as she head toward the express train while keep loosing her balaneces with the hiccups. Then Twilight Sparkle goes back for her list to signs her checklist with her pen to write on the list.
"Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo." Twilight Sparkle adresses their names. A sloshing sound is heard and Twilight Sparkle looks over the side of the desk. A bag with its top tied shut comes hopping up, and it becomes immediately apparent that these are the names of three drowned fillies. The bag pops open to reveal three happy, smiling but cheerful and cute fillies.
"Race you to the train, y'all!" Apple Bloom called.
"You wouldn't dare!" Sweetie Belle exclaimed.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" Scootaloo replied.
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo crawl out of the bag and start to head forward to the train. Twilight Sparkle makes a tsk-tsk noise, she sighs, "What some people won't do." She said.
Rainbow Dash makes to tiptoe underneath the edge of the counter. Twilight Sparkle is not fooled for a second, "Rainbow Dash! Just a minute." She caught up as she consults her register.
"Ugh! I knew I was caught!" Rainbow Dash groaned as she steps back for her punishment.
"Hmm. Apparently, your whole life was spent persecuting an innocent, little dragon." Twilight Sparkle addresses in Rainbow Dash's list, then she turns to Rainbow Dash, she sighs as she continues, "Well, now, with a record like that from now on, I can't let you through for that. I'm very, so sorry for now, Rainbow Dash." Twilight Sparkle explains to the curiously Rainbow Dash.
"What'd ya mean, you can't let me through?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Well, however and as in matter of fact, Rainbow Dash, the Heavenly Express doesn't leave for an hour." Twilight Sparkle explains to Rainbow Dash, as she hands her a sheet of paper.
"What's this?" Rainbow Dash asked in questions, looking at the paper.
"As you can see, if within that time, you can obtain the signature of that little dragon on this "Certificate of Forgiveness", you will be permitted to pass." Twilight Sparkle said.
"Wait, wait a minute-second. And if I--" Rainbow Dash asked in her face worried.
"But if you fail for that sign of that dragon to do it, it's this." Twilight Sparkle replied, as she  turns to a rather ornate television monitor behind her desk, She pushes a button, and the screen turns on to show light-blue of night flames at first. 
They make way to show the black evil mare Alicorn-look-like portrayed by Princess Luna in the castle, she was called and known as, Nightmare Moon. She laughs like a maniac and grins her pointy teeth wildly.
Nightmare Moon smells Rainbow Dash's blood and orders at the Shadowbolts, "The blue Pegusi! Just let me have her! Send her to my castle that I can eat her! Give that little foal Pegesi over at my castle to me for my dinner now! I'm hungry! I want that blue little foal Pegesi for my dinner tonight!" Nightmare Moon shouted, as she laughs again, while the Shadowbolts flew away to search for Rainbow Dash for Nightmare Moon's dinner at her castle.
Rainbow Dash gasps in horror with her eyes seeing Nightmare Moon in fear of horror, "Not her! Not... Nightmare Moon! Anything but her!" She screamed and begged in horror, "What am I gonna do?!" She asked in panicked.
Twilight Sparkle urns off the screen, and as Rainbow Dash is shown gripping the desk, she is told, "Remember, you have only an hour." she added.
"NO!" Rainbow Dash screamed in horror, as she turns to race off, but disappears in a puff of smoke. Her spirit is next shown back in the room of Rainbow Dash's supposed demise, and drops back into his body with a slam, waking Rainbow Dash up at once.
"Wha?" Rainbow Dash alarmed as she looks around, "Oh, it was a nightmare." She said in relief, "What?! I've got that Certificate of Forgiveness in my hoof?!" She asked in surpise, while got the paper in her hoof that Twilight Sparkle gave her. Suddenly she remembers remembers why she has the certificate, sees a glowing clock reminding her of the hour she has left, Rainbow Dash gasps with a shocked.
"Hurry, Rainbow Dash! Hurry!" Twilight Sparkle's ghostly voice called for Rainbow Dash as the hurrying Rainbow Dash flew to Spike's house.
Rainbow Dash brought a cake with candles and frosting that reads "To My Pal" on it, "That cake shall do the work and handy!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, as she knocks the door, "Spike? You home?" She answered.
"Yes?" Spike asked, "Oh, boy! Cake!" He said, as he speed-eats the entire thing like a buzzsaw and leaps back into his hole, leaving the six candles in his wake to clatter to the floor, "Thanks again." He said to Rainbow Dash."
"Spike!" Rainbow Dash growled as she grabs Spike outside, "You idiot!" she snarled, while forcefully puts down the certificate and the dragon , handing him a pen in the process, "Sign here!" she demanded, while points at the paper to make Spike sign it. 
"Oh, yeah? Watch!" Spike cackled, as he shoot all of the ink in the pen at Rainbow Dash' Face, "Sucker!" He laughed, running back inside.
"You little--!" Rainbow Dash growled, suddenly, seeing the clock, figures that she will have to forge his way to heaven. "Uh-oh!" She gulped in shocked. 
Rainbow Dash sped behind the house. to start signing Spike's name to the paper, but the disembodied voice of the reservation Twilight Sparkle says shamefully, "Rainbow Dash! Uh, uh, uh, uh..." 
"Oh, no!" Rainbow Dash cried, as she sped back to Spike's house bearing a bucketful of gems. 
"What that do?" Spike asked.
"If you sign this, I'll give you these gems for ya, buddy-Spike-dragon-ol' pal." Rainbow Dash said.
"What?! No!" Spike angrily said in refuse as he tears up the paper.
"SPIKE!" Rainbow Dash gasps as he tackles Spike to attack him.
"Look, look, here, Rainbow Dash. I-I'm sorry!" Spike begged.
"Sorry, or no sorry! I'm gonna--!" Rainbow Dash snarled, suddenly, in a puff of dark-aqua magic smoke, Nightmare Moon appears behind the frightening Rainbow Dash, who gasps in horror, "It's you, agian!" She cried.
Nightmare Moon laughs evilly and says, "Oh, that's right, correctly, Rainbow Dash! Kill that dragon and be my dinner tonight at my castle! Come along!" She cackled, as she fades away.
"No, no, no, no! Please! I'm sorry, Spike!" Rainbow Dash sobs, as she uses her sticky tape to the entire thing taped together, "Spike! Please! Please, I don't wanna be eaten by Nightmare Moon! She wants to eat me for dinner at the castle tonight! Please! Sign here!" She begged
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash sees the clock appears once more, and the conductor for the Heavenly Express is heard calling, "All aboard!" 
"Aaaah!!!! The clock! The Heavenly Express! I'm runnin' outta time! Please, Spike! Sign this!" Rainbow Dash coninues begging.
"Okay, okay." Spike agrees while he gives in, but when he tries to sign, no ink will come out of the pen, "No ink to write."
"Gimme!" Rainbow Dash cried, as she grabs it and splats ink several times on the wall, and gives it back to the dragon. Spike sign his name, "Thanks a lot!" She panicked as the worried and hurrying Rainbow Dash zips back to the gilded escalator, but as he tries to climb onto it, the escalator disappears, "Oh, no!" She cried, suddenly she has an idea, "My wings! They'll help!" She flies to the Heavenly Express, but a large trapdoor heading straight to the darkness opens up, and Rainbow Dash gasps, suddenly her wings disappears, "MY WINGS!" She screamed in fear when her wings disappears and falls down while screaming while falls straight to Nightmare Moon's castle.
"Finally!" Nightmare Moon shouted, she continues to laugh loud and wildly.
"No, no, no, no, no, NO!" Rainbow Dash shouted in horror, she tries to escape from Nightmare Moon but no use.
"You're my dinner now, little foal!" Nightmare Moon cackled.
Rainbow Dash is stuck and trapped in Nightmare Moon's castle with the evil, hungry and carnivore-pony-killing-eating Nightmare Moon forever for her crimes in persecuting Spike instead of being with her friends in the express to Heaven.
"Nightmare Moon! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to call spike and evil, idiot, criminal dragon that he was stupid!" Rainbow Dash begged.
"But that's just what I like when you did! But now It was TO LATE FOR YOU!" Nightmare Moon shouted, evilly.
Nightmare Moon opens her jaws and eats Rainbow Dash alive, while Rainbow Dash screams in horror. Rainbow Dash wakes up in her bed while screaming and panting and looks around, she realized it was a nightmare that she has. She was in her house and she was still alive.
"Phew, it was a bad dream or a nightmare!" Rainbow Dash said in relief, "Thought that Nightmare Moon would eat me!" She continued while laughing.
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