Dirty Old Bastard

Dirty Old Bastard is a Blokus grandmaster, and Blokus historian born in New Spain (modern day mexico) in the year 1573.
His father was a well known officer in the Spanish military, a Blokus user, and had aspirations of his son following in his footsteps.
Growing up, he was pushed by his father to participate in countless Blokus tournaments throughout his hometown of [INSERT ANCHIENT MEXICAN TOWN HERE], however he did not win any awards until he