Musical Adventure Quests transcript

Stick Stickly: "And now, back to All-New Rugrats, right here, on Nickelodeon 2.0."
Title card: Musical Adventure Quests
Young Men's choir: Ta-da
The title card disappears.
== Scene 1: The Pickles family's house ==
Didi, Stu, Chas, Kira, Charlotte, Drew, Betty, Howard, Grandpa Lou, Grandma Lulu, Grandpa Boris, Lucy and Randy are watching a musical comedy show on television called The Wacky Neighbor.
Horace: "How are the new uniforms? do they match the work boots? wonderful, did you get the new trucks? good, very good."
Katrina: "Wow, Uncle Horace, you're working super hard."
Lola: "I'm super proud of you, Horace, but can the trash collector do all of the things you said about?"
Horace: "Oh the trash collector can, Lola, the trash collector can."
[Music On Television Screen]
Horace: Who can take your trash out?
stomp it all for you?
shake the plastic bags
and do the twisty thingies too?
the trash collector
All trash collectors: oh the trash collector can
Cut to Tommy, Dil, Chuckie, Kimi, Phil and Lil in the play pen with Angelica and Susie right outside the play pen........
Chuckie: "What are the growed-ups watching, Angelica?"
Angelica: "Well, babies, the growed-ups are watching a telebision moosical comicy show."
Kimi: "What ecsactly is a telebision moosical comicy show?"
Angelica: "It's got hilarious stuff in them and I bet you could all make up your own moosical comicy show."
Horace and trash collectors: the trash collector can
and he does it with a smiling face
and never judges you
Carl: who can take this barf bag?
Trash Collector Number 1: I don't mind at all
Fireman Jack: who can clean me up 
before the great big fireman's ball?
the trash collector
All trash collectors: oh the trash collector can
Stu: "Wow, look at that."
Grandpa Lou: "Look at them cleaning up that trash litter."
Grandma Lulu: "It's wonderful to see them not littering the environment."
Trash Collectors and Residents: The sanitizing folks
are super friendly blokes
curtious and easy going
they wash up when you're over-flowing
Resident Number 1:and tell you when your boxers are showing
Resident Number 2: who can?
Resident Number 3: who can?
Resident Number 4: who can?
Resident Number 5: who can?
All Trash Collectors and Residents: the trash collector can
Lucas and Katrina: 'cause he's our Uncle Horace, man
All Trash Collectors and Residents: he cleans the universe for all of you.......
Tommy: "I gots an idea, you guys, let's think about our very own moosical comicy show."
Lil: "Good idea, Tommy,"
Phil: "Let's do it!"
=== Imaginary universe: Yucaipa the Musical ===
==== Musical Number 1: Tricycle Not for You (Angelica and Susie's version) ====
Susie: "Hey look, a tricycle."
Angelica: "Back off, Susie, that tricycle was looking at me."
Susie: "No way, Angelica, I believe it was looking at me!"
[Music In Background]
Angelica: Susie, Susie
what are you gonna do?
you're so crazy
if think the tricycle's for you
Susie: I told you it's mine already
but you can have my blue teddy
Angelica and Susie: then I'll look neat
righ upon the seat
of the tricycle not for you
Susie: Angelica, Angelica
what are we gonna do?
I don't wanna 
go on this tricycle with you
Angelica: we could just try to share it
Angelica and Susie: "No."
Susie: or maybe our daddys can tear it
Angelica and Susie: then we'll look neat
righ upon the seat
of the tricycle not for you
Angelica: "I just said,"
Susie: not for you
=== Musical Number 2: Grownups/Teens ===
Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: Grownups!
All 14 Grownups: teens!
Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: grownups!
All 14 Grownups: teens!
Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: grownups!
Chas: teens
you had your fun
and now we had our fill
Stu: yeah
you're only here
'cause Didi forgot her pill
Didi: "Oh, Stu."
Howard: teens
you're all just vandalizing
scandalizing punks
Drew: Channel hopping
ritalin-popping chickens
Didi: teens
I can nag and nag
'til my face turns blue
Betty: teens
you bummed my blokes
but don't say thank you
Teenage Boys and Teenage Girls: why can't you be more like we are?
Grandpa Lou: oh what an entire bunch of brats
Howard: we oughta drown you just like rats
All 14 Grownups: we're sick and tired of you teens today
=== Musical Number 3: My Way (Bruce the Pig's version) ===
Bruce: And now 
the end is near
so I face
the final curtain
my friend
I'll say it clear
I'll state my case
of which I'm certain
Bruce (continued): I lived
a life that's full
I traveled
each and every highway
and more
much more to this
I did it my way
Bruce: regrets
I had a few
but then again
too few to menton
I did what I had to
and saw it through
without exception
I planned
each charted course
each careful step
along the highway
and more
much more to this
I did it my way
Bruce (continued): yes there were times
I'm sure you knew
when I bit off
more than I could chew
but through it all
when there was a doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all
and I stood tall
and did it my way
Bruce: I loved, laughed and cried
I had my fails
my share of losing
and now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
to think I did all that
and may I say
not in a shy way
oh no
oh no
not me
I did it my way
Bruce (continued): for what is a pig
what has he got
if not himself
then he has not
to say the things
he truly feels
and not the words
he would reveal
the record shows
I took the blows
and did it my way.......
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