The Erotic Statuary

During quiet moments when god isn’t watching, who among us does not enjoy a good rub of the ol’ genitalia. But erotic literature requires so much imagination, and erotic paintings tend to fall flat. That’s why you should subscribe to the Erotic Statuary, the only place in town where you can browse a packed gallery of high quality, three-dimensional artwork, specifically designed to inflame your ardor. Members will also receive a discount at our store, where you can purchase miniature versions of our life-sized originals. Visit our preview gallery with 5 statues in it for free anytime, and if you need more, membership is very affordable!
Services
Name 	Cost 	Description
Membership 	70 GP/ Week	Access to all Rooms
Discounted Figurine	120 GP 	Tiny Nude Figurine for Erotic purposes, with holes
Discount only for Members
Figurine 	350 GP 	Tiny Nude Figurine for Erotic purposes, with holes