Smash Mini (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Smash the Combat Genius ==
Smash: "Welcome to Smash the Combat Genius. As you may know, I, Smash Rose the Hedgehog am the least incompetent fighter out of all kids. I can see the problems people have with their fighting. Today, we are going to expose the Queen’s battle strategy’s flaws.”
Sally: "What are they?"
Smash: "Let's find out, as I play a game of Thrash Mini against you."
Sally: "OK!"
== Ring Intro ==
Smash: "On with the show, everybody! That's all I have to say, nothing interesting for the Ring Intro."
The Title Card appears
== Episode ==
Acorn Palace
Sally: she was playing chess with Smash "Checkmate!" she put her bishop on the opponent's King "I did it! But even by winning these games, why can't I think of the perfect strategy?"
Smash: "Probably because it doesn't expose your biggest problem with your strategy. How about we play Thrash Mini?"
Sally: "What's Thrash Mini?"
Smash: "Thrash Mini is a board game that has you place these mini figures on boards to attack your opponent's mini figures. To win the game, you have to defeat all of your foes three times. The board has 5 columns and 8 rows. The closest 20 tiles to you are the only tiles you can place your troops in."
Sally: "Looks like a cool game to play."
Smash: "Get good at this game, and you may be able to beat the world champion."
Sally: "OK! Maybe I can start playing with you."
Smash: she gives Sally every action figure in the game that exists "I have more than two of each. For every game, you can only choose five action figures with gold stands and one with a diamond stand. The gold stands are for action figures we call Troops. The diamond stands are for action figures called Heroes. Heroes can be placed around the board and don't cost rings. Troops cost from 2 to 4 Rings, and so do their upgrades."
Sally: "Got that!"
Smash: "So, Sally, are you ready to Thrash?"
Sally: "Yes!"
Smash: "Well, not yet. Choose who you're gonna play first."
Sally: she gets Mighty, Cyan Laser, Yellow Drill, Gray Quake, Jade Ghost, and Golden Boost
Smash: she gets Gloria, Black Bomb, Purple Frenzy, Pink Spikes, Gray Quake, and Ivory Lightning
Sally: "Ready?"
Smash: "Oh, I certainly am! And Ring cost starts at 6. If you win, you get 6 next round. If you lose, you'll get 9." she puts Gloria on the back row in column 3
Sally: she puts Mighty on Column 3 front row
Smash: "By the way, since this is a world where magic exists along with technology, and my Mom is the best magic user on Mobius..." she snaps her fingers and creates invisibility containers to put on each figure
Sally: "Does that mean we need a magic user to be in every game?"
Smash: "No. Everything comes with invisibility containers that only the one who plays these troops can see."
Sally: "Thank you, fact that states that this is a magitech world."
Smash: "It would be to the people on Earth."
Sci-Fi and Magic Song Plays
Flash: "We are on Mobius, so we cannot call anything here science fiction or magic!
Without powers or technological advancement, humans compared to us are tragic!
Remember this, cause in this case, it will feel like realism to us Mobians!
In an even less technologically advanced planet, a sci-fi weapon would be a lance!
And in a place that's cannot live at all due to the lack of all magic and tech
They'll consider foreign planets magitech, we feel bad for them, cause they're a wreck!"
Sci-Fi and Magic Song Ends
Smash: "What she said."
Sally: "OK, then."
Smash: "Shuffle the cards, and you get what you get. You get 3 reshuffles per round. The 3 cards you get are the only ones you can use in the round until you reshuffle."
Sally: "Got it!"
Smash: "Now get cards under the categories of all of these figures." she snaps and makes the decks appear
Sally: "Got it!" she gets the 20 cards and shuffles them until getting a Yellow Drill, a Golden Boost, and another Yellow Drill
Smash: she shuffles and gets a Gray Quake, a Purple Frenzy, and an Ivory Lightning
Sally: she puts her Yellow Drill on back row, Column 3 and Golden Boost on the second row to her front row in the same column
Smash: she puts her Gray Quake in Column 3 on her front row and her Ivory Lightning on Column 2 on the back row and made Gloria imitate and boost Ivory Lightning
Thrash!
Gray Quake and Mighty attack each other, with Gray Quake being aided by the Ivory Lightning, who uses a long range whip to attack quick and Gloria, who helps out Ivory Lightning by doing the same thing and making the troop even faster and Yellow Drill attacking behind Gloria while Golden Boost heals Mighty
Sally: "Your strategy is not very good."
Smash: "It's all I got in my starting hand, and I like it."
Mighty's Super is activated and he does the Hammer Drop and stuns a large area
Smash: "Whoa!"
Mighty continues attacking along with Yellow Drill and Golden Boost
Smash: "Good one."
Sally: "Good game."
The troops on Smash's side aren't stunned anymore
Gloria: she activates her super and turns into Rainbow Gloria, thus attacking even faster and with 2x damage and destroying all of Sally's Troops and Mighty
Smash: 🏁🏴🏴
Sally: 🏴🏴🏴
Smash: "See that?"
The two get the remaining cards and shuffle them before picking 3
The invisible containers disappeared
Sally: she upgrades Golden Boost three times
Smash: "Invisible containers are removed, because Troops and Heroes stay on the tile they were originally placed in after fighting after the first round." she puts Pink Spikes and Black Bomb on different tiles
Thrash!
The Black Bomb user dealt splash damage, attacking everything on Sally's side
Sally: "Mighty will be invincible because of a maxed out Golden Boost!"
Pink Spikes: she shot pink blades that pierced through Mighty and hit Golden Boost
Sally: "Uh oh."
Smash: 🏁🏁🏴
Sally: 🏴🏴🏴
Smash: "One last round and I win."
Sally: "Well, I have 9 rings again."
The 3 shuffle again and pick 3 cards
Sally: "Awesome!" she got 3 Cyan Lasers
Smash: she got 3 Purple Frenzies and put Purple Frenzy on the board, upgrading it twice and putting it alongside Gray Quake
Sally: "I'll reshuffle."
Smash: "Remember to spend your rings wisely. Gray Quake costs 3-"
Sally: "I have 9 rings."
Smash: "Good for you. But remember, you already have a tank stun troop."
Sally: "Oh, right." she uses all of her rings on the Cyan Laser user
Thrash!
Cyan Laser: he shot faster every time he hit someone, defeating Gray Quake, Ivory Lightning, Pink Spikes, and Black Bomb, with it being defeated by Rainbow Gloria
Rainbow Gloria: she was hit by Mighty's super and got knocked out
Golden Boost: she boosted Mighty's attack speed
Mighty: he attacks faster, but barely lost against Purple Frenzy
Golden Boost: she hit Purple Frenzy, defeating him
Smash: 🏁🏁🏴
Sally: 🏁🏴🏴
Sally: "Cyan Laser is OP!"
Smash: she upgrades Gray Quake with the 9 Rings she was given "He can stun a large area now."
Sally: "Just one last Cyan Laser upgrade..." she upgrades Cyan Laser one last time
Smash: "I'm not gonna say I'm doomed. This tank right here will stun Cyan Laser."
Sally: "I am saving my Rings for later."
Smash: "Also..." she switches Gloria's imitation ability to imitate Pink Spikes
Thrash!
Cyan Laser defeated the Gray Quake, just barely, but Pink Spikes Gloria defeated Cyan Laser
Long Story Short...
Smash: 🏁🏁🏁
Sally: 🏁🏴🏴
Sally: "Darn! I lost!"
Smash: "Because you sucked! You relied too much on upgrading. I guess there's a little bit of strategy, but you could do things like I don't know, hiring some new people with potential to become one of the big heroes on about the same level as Tangle, Whisper, Gadget, and Gloria? You have no explosives expert."
Sally: "Tails-"
Smash: "He prefers to attack with robots that use every kind of weapon! Get the best explosives expert you can find. You don't need to keep looking, just get a good one, because if you do get a good explosives expert, but not one of the best, then they can learn to become a better explosives expert. Besides, Tails won't feel jealous, because he's nice and humble, especially due to his experiences with his wife, and because if he gets outclassed in every area, at least he's the jack of all trades."
Sally: "There's this annoyingly crazy fox named Boomer. He is full of energy, but is very annoying and often plays explosive pranks on me. Isn't he supposed to be 23 years old?"
Smash: "Just accept him in the team! It's a cliche in cartoons to have the least serious person be the youngest."
Sally: "But..."
Smash: "He will benefit your team and help you make your strategies better! See what Black Bomb did in our final round in that Thrash Mini game?"
Sally: "He helped defeat me. But that needed-"
Smash: "I don't care. The more the merrier."
Sally: "UGH! FINE! I'll send him a message that he's been accepted into the Freedom Fighters."
Smash: "Need I remind you that you would've lost the Ultimate Eggman War if Mom and her best friend, Cream were not on your team. Mom boosted morale, and Cream boosted attack stats and healed injured soldiers. Everyone disliked your strategy there."
Sally: "Don't blame me! I lost my confidence, because Eggman was more powerful than ever!"
Boomer's House
Boomer: "It's a new message from Sally Acorn- WHOA! I've been accepted? Hooray!" he runs around the house in excitement, making a lot of funny faces
The Tornado arrived near the house
Tails: "You know, even though Sally was annoyed by you, I wasn't. Well, I didn't like you, but I didn't hate you, and I think it will change when you prove your worth! And hey, at least Sonic loved your personality!"
Acorn Palace
Smash: "And you know, there's something called an alternative. Alternatives are very useful. Blaze and Silver are good alternatives to Amy's slightly weaker fire and telekinesis powers. Well, I don't want you hiring too many at the moment, because it would distract you from your missions, but I suggest that if you have the time, maybe hire the best magic users of every kind in Mobius and in the Sol Dimension."
Sally: "Got it!"
The next raid...
All of the Freedom Fighters defeated Eggman's Egg Dragoon Army together
Sally: "Well, Smash, you may be a royal pain in the butt sometimes, but I do need to depend on you."
Smash: "But don't make the same mistake you did with Sonic and your main missions and rely on me to give you strategies. I am just 10 after all."
Sally: "I promise."
Smash: "And do not get power hungry. OK?"
Sally: "That's a promise I will never break!"
Smash: "Good. Bye, Sally!"
Sally: "Thanks for your help, Smash!"
Smash: she runs back to her house
Dash: "I hope you're glad you and Flash did an episode without me, Bash, or Crash."
Crash: "At least we're on screen."
Bash: he breaks the fourth wall by looking at the audience
Camera Man: "Uh, Bash, I can't-"
Smash: "It's the end of the episode. Just turn off the recording."
The End!
== Smash The Combat Genius Talks Again ==
Smash: "That was a great episode! Am I right? Let's review a major battle problem. Of course, things like pride and ego can lead to downfall, but what specific actions does one do to screw up their battle? I'll give you one today. And that screw-up is..."
The phrase is revealed on the big screen
Smash: "Having no big explosives expert! They are very useful, as they can deal with hordes of enemies. Oh, and they never get bored of fighting like this. Sally fell into this trap. But that was until I came in to expose that problem. Well, that's it for this short segment of Smash the Combat Genius! Goodnight everybody!"
The End!
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