What Do You Want

The season 2022 finale! Starring Wing, Gatsby, and Jade. 
Tweet length description: What would you do if all your wishes were granted? Become royalty, win the lottery, lobotomize your friend? Gatsby, Jade and Wing struggle with this very question as they find out that getting what you want isn't all it's cracked up to be. 
Non Player Characters: 
* Yu-Tung Didaskalou
*Alice Gompers
*The Giant Who Grants Wants
Plot Summary: 
Jade and Gatsby have met up at Tastes Like Crepe to discuss mysteries about their past that they share and how Gatsby’s strange magical sword is involved with that. There seems to be a weird confluence of interest between Jade’s past, the sword and possibly even Gatsby’s pet/patron Daisy the Micro Pig. 
This is a terrible time to have lengthy discussions about past mysteries however, as there is a gigantic wish granting giant that has appeared in Niqamui harbor. This wish granting nature is quite literal, as all over the city people's wants are being instantly granted. Wish for a house? You got a house. Want some longer hair? Your hair grows rapidly! 
So many desires being granted however creates chaos since many desires conflict with each other. This also applies to our adventurers as an offhand desire to ride a ferris wheel makes one rise up from the ground, destroying most of Tastes Like Crepe and scooping up Gatsby and Jade. Wing and Nugget who were outside the window of the crepery looking in, are also swept up in this sudden magical mayhem. There is some discussion inside the ferris wheel cart and exchanging of ancient magical swords which may or may not be long lost family relatives that got stupidly trapped in said sword. 
Ultimately the group decides that every want and desire being granted is just a tad, a smitch, an inch too much a recipe for chaos and disaster so they take off to the harbor to confront the giant. At the harbor there appears to be a cult that has formed around the wish granting phenomenon, who try their best to get as many of their wants and desires in as short an amount of time as possible, truly speedrunning this whole situation. Massive cult murder is considered but possibly luckily not executed (litteraly), instead our band of adventurers try and make their way to the giant as best as possible. 
This is not an easy feat, since the size of the giant makes flying up to its head almost a necessity. Gatsby wants to hear none of this and instead decides to take a boat and start waterskiing towards the feet of the giant, which because of its size make enormous waves every time it  moves. So pretty cowabunga and rad situation to be waterskiing in. 
Jade and Wing take the flying approach with the help of Nugget Airlines United Esq. and approach the head. There is some funny business with holes in reality opening up in the sky and Jade falling into another reality for a bit, but this doesn’t even phase these seasoned adventurers. The giant head is reached, and the only way in is into the ear… so into the ear they went! 
Inside the head they find their way to a strange room with a large red button. But not just any kind of red button, an ominous red button! There is also a being there that can take on different appearances and voices. The being choses to appear as Mister Salvaticus to get into Wing and Nugget’s good graces, which works wonderfully of course. It seems to really want to give everyone what they want, hell it NEEDS to give everyone what they want, it is its purpose. 
This calls into question grant philosophical questions about the nature of desires and this being. This is all promptly ignored by Wing who presses the big red button. Turns out the button was a big ol reset button! Our heroes find themselves back at the beginning of this year in the guildhall and they get to live through the entire year again. Which Jade doesn’t mind at all cause it gives her more time to spend with her. Wing and Nugget get more time together as well which suits them just fine. Since they all like this so much, by the time the year runs out and they get to the giant’s head again…they push the button again! And again! Aaaaand again… this time loop is repeated many times. This makes Gatsby a bit irrational and he uses feeblemind to keep Wing in a vegetative state for a while. Eventually all things must come to an end however and the party decides to not press the button anymore and live their lives normally.
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