Old Guinea

Old Guinea, officially the Democratic Republic of Old Guinea (French: République démocratique de Vielle-Guinée), is a country in the Western Sahara region of Africa to the south of North Sahara and to the West of East Sahara. It also borders the Atlantic Ocean. 
Their national animal is the African Swallow, which they are very proud of. They are so defensive that they have severed all diplomatic ties with Polkraine, whose national animal is the European Swallow.
== History ==
Old Guinea came to exist after the fall of New Guinea, which has previously existed as a successor state to the Guinean Empire, which existed within Africa during the Archaic Period across what is now Old Guinea, North Sahara and the Ugandan Union.
The country's origin story is rooted in the legend of Polkraine. Polkrainian legend states that the country was founded by a group of nomads who followed a swallow from Siberia to what is now Krakiev. Guinean legend insists that the swallow did not in fact land in Polkraine, but that the nomads grew tired of travel and decided not to follow it any further. A smaller group of the nomads, who insisted on following the swallow to the end, followed it all the way to what is now Port Accragos, where flew into the sun and disappeared. This legend has led to great conflict between Polkrainians and Guineans over several centuries.
The Fifteen Swallow Wars, which have been reoccurring throughout history with one as recently as MPSP03, have been fought between Polkraine and Guinea to determine which swallow, the European Swallow of Polkraine or the African Swallow of Guinea, is superior. The wars have ended in a stalemate every time.
== Government ==
Old Guinea is led by Chairman Abass Chambers, whose father was responsible for the establishment of Old Guinea, who has wide-sweeping powers to appoint bureaucrats to administer his government and implement any program or law that he should wish.
== Economy ==
The Government of Old Guinea holds a monopoly on most key industries, though some have been ceded to the Church of the African Swallow, the state religion. The church controls all natural resources
== Culture ==
The Church of the African Swallow is the state religion of Old Guinea, and holds significant sway over economic and government matters. 
== Contact with Canada ==
Old Guinea was initially missed on MP Muermann's initial survey of the global map due to its lack of an airport or any modern transportation systems.
It was discovered by National Roast Reporter Berry Milewski as he was putting together his travel logs to inform Canadians about the other nations of the world.