The Jsslade Show/October 27th, 2020 - CrazySponge

(generic APM music plays over the Jsslade singers)
SINGERS: It's Jsslade, It's Jsslade, It's Jsslade, It's Jsslade, JAY! ESS! SLAYDE! OKAY, HERE HE IS!!
(That one applause sound plays as Jsslade warps onto the stage.)
JSSLADE: Welcome to the first episode of my show, The Jsslade Show!
(cricket noise)
JSSLADE: everyone welcome the first guest of series history, an eleven year-old from New York who claims that an actor and former friend who was in the cast of popular flick The Wizard of Oz murders him on a regular basis, CrazySponge!
(loud earrape applause over an instrumental of the main theme)
CRAZYSPONGE: Hoopla!!!
JSSLADE: omg yasssssss I LOVE YOU, CS!!!!!
(As Jsslade is hugging CrazySponge, House crushes them both. Generic APM music plays as the audience boos. CS is left with an ambigous fate, but Jsslade walks out of House's ass mouth.)
JSSLADE: Alright, House. I really don't know what to say, BUT...
(IN G MAJOR) I've never seen anything like this! You should be ashamed of yourself!!
HOUSE: I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even going to come on this show until I found out about the paycheck!
JSSLADE: I'M NOT PAYING YOU HOUSE, FUCK OFF!!!
(EinsteinBllllllllllll grabs House in a headlock. He walks offstage with him.)
(CrazySponge is seen again, at least; his corpse.)
JSSLADE: (normal voice) oh god oh fuck
(cricket noise) [2]
JSSLADE: I always wanted to say that!!
(LOUD LAUGHTER)
(CUT TO COMMERCIALS)
JSSLADE: If you're just tuning in, CrazySponge died oh god oh fuck
(laugh track (earrape))
JSSLADE: Ayways, you know them, you wish you loved them; it's the Puyobob gang!
(insert long convorsation with the puyobob puzzlepants cast here; i will add this part in later)
(i'm doing you guys a real favor rn)
JSSLADE: tHX GUYS
(earrape applause oveer earrape main heme instrumental)
JSSLADE: nOW FOR OUR MUSICAL GUEST, MY EVIL CLONE!!! (Wait, what the fuck?!)
(Jsslade Black performs "Black is NOT Racist"; Jsslade questions his sanity)
JSSLADE: Thank you Jsslade Black, very cool!
JSSLADE: Well, this first episode was fun, folks. Alas, all good things must come to an end.
(Jsslade performs the Fuck Off Dance)
JSSLADE: kthxbai.
(credits; full version of theme song plays on 800% volume)
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