Eddy the Cross Ant

Eddy the cross ant is almost permanently cross, so cross that it needs anti-cross to de-cross itself.
It has no gender, yet is commonly refered to as a he, as no she would be that cross. 
==Early Life==
When Eddy the Cross Ant was born, he was named 'Eddud' It immediately ran to the Iron Mountains, and demanded that Melkor let it into his Epic Looking Fortress of All Awesomness. Eddy was then raised by Melkor, who called him 'Eddy the Cross Ant,' but when Melkor was defeated by having his legs cut off and then his castle collapsed on his face Eddy moved to BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY school for strange beings of apocolyptic significance.
At BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY, it caught a horrible ilness, which only cross ants can catch. It meant that from that day, its veins and arteries would be filled with subatomic squid, which are made of quarks.
==Quest for the meaning of Floccinaucinihilipilification.==
Eddy the cross ant was busy in a search for the meaning of the word Floccinaucinihilipilification, which means to make something valueless, or in maths to round something to 0
To try and find out what it means, it resorted to blackmail, bribery, and even begging!
Finally, he looked it up on this wiki, and discovered what it meant. Now he is a not-quite-so-but-still-a-little-bit-as-in-he-still-becomes-full-of-rage-occasionally-cross ant.
==The annoyance of the Cross ant.==
While at BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY school for strange beings of apocalyptic significance, Eddy was dubbed many insulting nicknames. They have been compiled in the below list.
Name 		Annoyo-meter
Eddy the Cross ant 		
Shouty jumpy angry ant		
Elf Turtle microwave 		
squid veins 		
 		
 		
 		
 		
 		
 		
 		
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