The Mingler

The Mingler (otherwise known as Morisette Mingler) is a "rogue" Cog who still enjoys being a Cog, even after gaining sentience. They regularly participate in activities like Spamton G. Spamton's "telethons" where the Cogs try to phish for IP addresses and phone numbers from random people, usually in exchange for UnDollars/Kromer. They consider this a sport, meaning that Matt has already mastered it.
The Mingler once snuck juno into their office by claiming her as their "daughter". Shockingly, this worked, because Juno has the same haircut as them and Cogs do not naturally grow hair, so they see it as a trait which is passed down from the parents. This lead to some confidential information (that being a "really good" Adobe Flash emulator, in juno's own words) being taken, which nobody cared about.
Nowadays, Morisette enjoys a life of relative peace. They are currently somewhere in Non-Soviet Russia, studying the wildlife. Sure, they once had a violent encounter with the Kratt Brothers, but the Kratts mistook The Mingler for someone who was illegally hunting.
== Trivia ==
* The Mingler enjoys coffee.
** And weed
** And other substances.
* When the other Cogs decided to be stupid and take over/erase Japan for whatever reason (probably capitalism), The Mingler left and went to Russia instead, because they could just form an economic alliance with Japan, but NO!
* The Mingler used to be Judgment Boy's girlfriend, but they broke up after he got mad at them for doing their job.
* They are responsible for giving some of the Toons guns. Yes, they also have a kill-streak.
* She is currently Velvet Vic's therapist.
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