Annoying Orange: Ice Bucket Challenge/Transcript

[grunts]
[spits]
Oh!
[sighs] Sorry,
I've got a wicked case of cotton mouth.
[laughs]
-Are you done now?
-Yeah. Just gonna grab something to drink.
Oh! Maybe some... ICE WATER!
-Great. See you later-- AAH!!
-[laughs]
-Why would you do that?!
-Well duh, everybody's doing it. -To themselves! Everybody's doing it to themselves!
-I'm confused. Why would anybody prank themselves?
-[scoffs] It's not a prank, Orange. They're doing it to help fight ALS.
-Hey. You stay away from Alice. She didn't do nothin' to you.
-ALICE: You tell him, Orange.
-Not "Alice." ALS.
It's a disease.
People are pouring buckets of ice water on themselves, to raise awareness and donate money to find a cure.
-Oh! Well in that case, let the healing begin!
Hyah!
-Yo, dudes. What's goin'-- [screams]
You jerks! I was just about to do the Ice Bucket Challenge on MY channel!
-Dude! Stop being so selfish.
-Yay! I love being soaked in freezing cold water!
-Orange! You're doing this all wrong!
-Well, if helping a novel cause is wrong, then I don't wanna be right! Yeah!
-Oh! That's cold baby!
[laughs] BEST! CHARITY! EVER!
[laughing wildly]
-[AWAKE]: Ah wha what?!
-Yeah!
-PASSION: Nooo!
-Hoo-Wah!
-Oooh! Look at the water slide on my muscles!! [chuckles] It's freezing.
-[grunts]
-[screams]
-[grunts] -Ya-hehehehehe-hey!
-[grunts] -Oh! That's cold! -[grunts] -Please! Stop! -[grunts] -Nooo! -Wah! -[Grapefruit screams] -Hey! - I like it! -[laughs] -Oh! That's cold! -Quit it! -[Grapefruit screams] -Icey! "Ice" to meet you! [laughs] -Yipey! -[Grapefruit screams]
[Pear] ENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Aw, come on, Pear. Just one more!
-One. Just one, and then you are done!
-[grunts]
AAH!! [water splash] Oh ho ho ho ho!
Oh! Suddenly I feel like I've learned the following of my ways.
Oh! Can I do a do-over?
-No!
-[groans] So what happens now?
-Well, if you have done it right,
you could nominate someone else for the challenge.
But in this case,
I think you'd better just cop-up a donation.
-Good call!
[spits card]
-Dude! Gross!
-What? Don't they take VISA? [laughs]
Yeah!
-Ugh!
-[laughs] Knife! [SLICE!]