Mr. Coffee

thumb|400x400px|Albert Einstein made this one.
Mr. Coffee is one of the machines in the UnUniverse that is able to make Coffee. Every other machine is not as good because they can't properly extract the ecstasy the caffeine as well. It is the only machine that self destructs upon deconstruction.
== Abilities ==
The Mr. Coffee uses electricity and combines it with water and coffee grounds to make Coffee. There's also has a security system (which is very flawed) that can turn all the materials in the machine into a Pie to then detonate if it detects if someone is trying to reverse engineer it. This has been the source of many debates about the right to repair, if it's even legal to have a consumer machine do that sort of stuff. After years of lobbying, it was deemed perfectly legal on June the 1st of 2009.
== Plotholium Coffee History ==
One time Starbucks experimented with their coffee and manifested a mixture of Plotholium dust and coffee grounds, putting that into a Mr. Coffee and started it to see what would happen. Unfortunately the machine ASPLODED due to the Plotholium coffee gound's being so unstable. This triggered the machine's security pie system, making it explode in 2 minutes after the first brew, however the coffee from that machine was salvaged by a Jack Frost. who then drank it and turned into Black Frost because it was a dark roast coffee. It may be the only explanation for the mysterious powers all Black Frosts possess.
== Trivia ==
* Ruigi and Kinopio-Kun one time made a Mr. Coffee turn into a Negative Zone Machine.
* Chuck Norris can build a Mr. Coffee using nothing but Plotholium to regularly make Plotholium Coffee for the Undefeatables.
* A gas leak once caused Black frost to discover the existence of Darkerners.
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