Big Dick Bandicoot

Big Dick Bandicoot is an eternal being of unfathomable power who has seemingly existed since the beginning of everything. His origin unknown to all but himself, Big Dick Bandicoot simply continues to exist, letting himself follow the winds of the universe to new destinations across every plane of creation. 
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== Personality ==
To those around him, Big Dick Bandicoot may seem like a stupid, buffoonish oaf, screaming and shouting at anything that stands in his way. In actuality, Big Dick Bandicoot's galaxy brain has reached such astronomical levels of Big Think that his true manner of speaking takes the form of a language that is simply incomprehensible to those who reside on this mere mortal plane. To avoid immediately shattering the minds of those around him with but a single syllable of this Eldritch mouthspeak, he dumbs down his behavior to that of their level, saving them from an nearly-unending torment of hellish black hole brains that would last until the inescapable heat death of the universe.
== Background ==
=== ??? ===
Nothing is known about Big Dick Bandicoot's past. All that is known is that he has never not been.
==Powers and Abilities==
=== Bone Daddy ===
Big Dick Bandicoot possesses the ability to create and manipulate bones to a seemingly endless degree, in any fashion that he pleases. In addition to using this for offensive purposes, he can use this power to fill in any damage done to his body in a mere instant, allowing it to serve as a regenerative ability that prevents him from ever being truly damaged for more than a single moment.
=== Flex Waves ===
Big Dick Bandicoot can release powerful waves of energy from his muscles, allowing it to tear apart anything it comes into contact with. These Flex Waves are best described as an extremely powerful weaponized version of Conqueror's Haki, created by gathering the pure essence that came with being one with the universe, resulting in Big Dick Bandicoot being considered the true conqueror of all that is. Because of these waves possessing the mightiest level of conqueror energy, it has a level of ruling above all things that simply doesn't allow for what it comes into contact with to not be destroyed by its mere existence in its presence. However Big Dick Bandicoot usually does not utilize the Flex Waves to this level, instead normally flexing for the briefest of moments to prevent the space around him from collapsing in on itself.
=== Absolute Spatial Control ===
Due to becoming one with the essence of being, Big Dick Bandicoot has complete and total control over his presence as an existence in the universe, being unrestricted by things such as gravity, aging, or the need to breathe. His most prominent usage of this ability is to make himself fly by manually moving his being's location throughout the fabric of space.
=== Big Dick Energy ===
After becoming the main man of all that is, everything inside of Big Dick Bandicoot's body was replaced with pure, unadulterated Big Dick Energy. Due to no longer needing any sort of organs to survive, his body adapted to fill the now useless space with an eternal engine of Big Dick Energy, best described as a combination of both Spiral Energy and Appetite Energy multiplied each by 1000x before being multiplied by each other, which powers Big Dick Bandicoot's array of fantastic abilities and feats. The energy itself is so extremely volatile that even only the smallest amount of it being released from his body would be enough to permanently damage the fabric of the cosmos, but Big Dick Bandicoot heals himself fast enough with his Bone Daddy ability to prevent this from happening whenever he is somehow wounded.
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