MoneyBART/Quotes

:Nelson: (to Bart and Lisa) Hey, get a room, you two!
:Lisa: We're brother and sister!
:Milhouse: So are my parents... I think.
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:Nelson: What's a brown banana like Skinner doing with somebody like her?
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:Skinner: Well, if it isn't Eavesdropper Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! Well, I'd like you to meet Dahlia Brinkley.
:Chalmers: She's our only Ivy Bridge League application.
:(Lisa rushes in)
:Lisa: I just saw a car with a Yale sticker on it! It must be you!
:Dahlia: I just graduated from Yale and I wanted to see the school where it all began
:Lisa: I want to be an Ivy Bridge League application. I'm treasurer of the jazz club and started the recycling thing. (Points to a bin with Lisa saying "Not half eaten yoghurt, please!")
:Dahlia: And?
:Lisa: Nothing more. I'm only in the second grade!
:Dahlia: That's a Bridge bid, not an Ivy League application!
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:Team: Bart! Bart! Bart!
:Lisa: You disobeyed your manager!
:Bart: So what!? We won!
:Team: Bart! Bart! Bart!
:Lisa: Here's what: you're off the team! Get him out of here, boys.
:Team: Conflicted! Conflicted! Conflicted!
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:Lisa: (to the team) Come on, guys. I had to get rid of Bart.
:Nelson: But he socked a walk-off dinger.
:Lisa: That dinger was a fluke! Not that I have to defend myself to you. Managers manage and players play!
:Ralph: Do alligators alligate?
:Lisa: I don't know! Yes!
:Ralph: I'm scared.
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:Bart: I've been here for seven hours and I'm finally beginning to forget.
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:Marge: (Phone rings) It's for you, Bart.
:Lisa: (On phone) Bart, we need you! Ralph is all juiced up!
:Bart: No way!
:Ralph: I didn't know what I was putting in my body!
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:Lisa: Hey! There have been plenty of female managers in baseball. Connie Mack, Sandy Alomar, Terry Francona, Pinky Higgins...
:Nelson: Those are dudes!
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:Lisa: Wow, I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport!
:Prof. Frink: Lisa, baseball is a game played by the dexterous, but only understood by the poin-dextrous, if you understand what I've laid out there.
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