Maraca Man

He's spicy, musical, and very, uh, Mexican. He will serenade any female he finds outside of his taco restaurant, at least if he finds those girls as smooth and chilling as his tacos. Oh yes, did I ever mention he runs a taco restaurant? People go there to get a mouthful of one of those delicious, spicy, smooth, pulp, mouth-watering, minifigure-satisfying, fiber-filled, immune system-kicking, meaty, beefy, necessary tacos. If you want to learn how he makes them, how you go. Read the next paragraph, you know what I mean.
First, he makes sure to use a lot of corn. We're not talking "I use a lot of corn", we're talking, "If I don't use at least 100 inches of corn I will self-combust!". Then, he adds the secret ingredient: Mayonnaise. You see, the secret to making great tacos is putting the mayonnaise in first. That way, the rest of the ingredients just fill in the cracks.
He has another ingredient: starch. Why is it helpful, you may ask? Well, the delicate taco would fall apart if he didn't have anything to keep it up. He tells all of his customers (through Spanish) to por favor remove the starch in the taco. Most people follow the rules and have a great rest of the day, but please, don't swallow the starch. It's for your own good. Yep, I think you are about ready to open a taco restaurant, having read about another one!
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