I Married Sandy

I Married Sandy is the second episode of The SquarePants Family but made a big difference to the series as it meant that it wouldn't be just SpongeBob and his parents at the house but Sandy too.
== Transcript ==
TV Announcer: We now return to Bottom Water Life
SpongeBob: Oh boy I love this episode
Joe: Hello Sandra
Sandra: Wanna Marry Joe?
TV Announcer: The following scenes may make *sniff* people cry
Father SquarePants turns off tv
SpongeBob: Hey that was getting good
Father SquarePants: This episode makes your mom cry
Mother SquarePants: I wish you never did that fake wedding
SpongeBob: Sometimes I wish we actually had a propper wedding
Sandy appears out of nowhere with a teleporter
Sandy: Do you really wish that?
SpongeBob: Yes?
Mother SquarePants: Can we actually have something on the TV
Sandy: Well there is news on KTV
Mother SquarePants: Great thanks Future SpongeBob's wife
SpongeBob: Mom!
TV Host: Now an automatic dialer has been driving Bikini Bottom crazy
Phone rings
SpongeBob: Hello SquarePants residence
Guy on the phone: Greetings do you want to be happy for life you have the power send *Beeeeep*
SpongeBob: Hello? Yello?
Sandy: Oh that's just a scam call probably the one that the guy on tv was talking about
TV Host: Next it seems like the auto dialer has been destroyed by a team of Police Fish next on KTV, It's time for Crime Scene Team Fish or CSTF for short
Sandy: What's with the knock-off of CSI
SpongeBob: CSI?
Sandy: Well in texas we have a tv show called CSI which is Crime Scene Investigation
SpongeBob: Oh OK
Sandy: So when are we gettin' married
SpongeBob: Well the Krusty Krab is free for the night why not we have it there with good ol' Mr. Krabs as our best man
Sandy: Good idea now can we turn CSTF off it is offending me
Cuts to scene with SpongeBob and Sandy sitting on the couch
TV Announcer: We now go to The Big Bang Sea
Sandy: Oh what next Buddies instead of Friends?
TV Announcer: And after this it is time for Buddies
Sandy: Spoke too soon
SpongeBob: Oh come on every sitcom on BBNBC is good
Sandy: Another Knock-Off Bikini Bottom know a lot about America I mean in Texas we have NBC
Father SquarePants comes in blowing bubbles from his pipe
Father SquarePants: Well tommorow is your wedding day
Sandy: Don't we need dates first
Father SquarePants: Well we used too but not anymore anyway we will be there too
Sandy: I never knew the differences between Texas and Bikini Bottom
SpongeBob: Oh well we can still marry
Cuts to scene with Mother SquarePants(Putting on lipstick) and Father SquarePants(Still blowing bubbles with his pipe)
Father SquarePants: Why are you putting on lipstick
Mother SquarePants: Why are you blowing bubbles
Father SquarePants throws his pipe out the window
Father SquarePants: What are you talking about
Laugh track comes from The Big Bang Sea
SpongeBob and Sandy start laughing
The Next Day time card shows up
SpongeBob: Well today's the day Sandy
Sandy: Aren't I ready
Mother SquarePants: Are you ready
Father SquarePants: I'm ready I'm ready
SpongeBob: I heard that catchphrase theif
Scene cuts to Krusty Krab
Father SquarePants: Look at this
Mother SquarePants: I am looking [Starts texting]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob do you take Sandy as your new wife
SpongeBob: Of course
Mr. Krabs: Sandy do you take SpongeBob as your Husband
Sandy: Yeahhhhh
Mr. Krabs: You may kiss the bride
SpongeBob and Sandy kiss
Mother SquarePants starts crying
Father SquarePants gets out a pipe
Mother SquarePants: Isn't this cute
Father SquarePants puts his pipe in his pocket
Father SquarePants: What?
The End
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