Microsoft Edge

:Not to be conflated with Edge.
Microsoft Edge is a supposedly "better" web browser than "Google Chrome" or "Firefox" but we all know that it's none other than INTERNET EXPLORER 12!!! MASS HYSTERIA!!! Why? Because of all the similarities to the now-dead shitty web browser made by the same company.
# You can't delete if from your computer
# It's pre-installed on your PC just like how IE used to be.
# It's bad.
# It's for some reason on Macintosh and Linux???
# You can't Edge your microwave with it.
As of 2019, Edge is basically a control C control V of Chrome down to the fact that they share THE SAME EXTENSIONS??? The only difference is that while both eat RAM for BREAKFAST!, Edge is annoying and begs you to not download another browser because of their abandonment issues.
Edge also comes with a crummy "CoPiLoT aI!!!" that Michealsoft is so obsessed with that they put him in their freaking keyboards, as if it's the revival of the Lᴏʀᴅ and savior himself Jesus Christ. But it's just a piece of spyware I will never use because when did Artificial Idiocy get so big it had to be put into the OS? Apparently now! 
Edge was included with Windows 10 as more smelly spyware to track your vitals and is HARDWIRED into both 10 and 11 that makes it even more annoying. They even put it on Windows 7 and the disgrace that is Windows 8 (BLEEEHHHH!!!!). They basically treat it as System32 where if you somehow delete it, YOU ARE SCREWED!! 
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