March Fooze

March Fooze is a character role-played by Burn.
==Description==
"Hey vlog, it's ya boy March!"
March Fooze is one of the siblings in the Fooze family. He is most associated with the color green, seen in his clothes, hair and the hearts on his face which are part of his sponsorship contract with SprunkTM. 
He has gone through many appearance changes. Though his hair is green, his natural hair color is red, and his connection to his family is why he kept a red mustache initially. There was a brief period where he lost his sponsorship and completely ditched the green, instead matching in color with his sister April Fooze. 
Upon returning to the city, March was seen with long unkempt green hair and wrapped in bandages due to undergoing appendix surgery. Having regained his Sprunk sponsorship, he eventually cleaned himself up with some new drip and cut his hair to a more modern style, more similar to how he used to wear it. Shortly after this change, however, he lost both of his arms and has been wearing them in a cast ever since. 
==Background==
"When I was all alone in that cage, all I could think about was how I needed you in those moments. I clung on to good memories of which there were so many."
March is a member of the Fooze family. He has always had a love/hate relationship with his older sister, April, who he was very close with growing up. They both have strong, competitive personalities, which continued into their adulthood when they became content creators. March had a successful content channel called "Marchiplier" where he would film vlogs and pranks, and found moderate success. One of his pranks involved trying to make as much money as he could in RuneScape by posing as a girlfriend online, where he met Alexander Smith. He landed his lucrative Sprunk sponsorship from a video where he had his little sister January get kidnapped by clowns (and subsequently forgetting to pick her up).
In 2022, he bought a plane ticket to Los Santos to visit his older sister April and make vlog content with her. They hung out every now and then for the next year, getting up to pranks and schemes, but ultimately being there for each other. He was subsequently stripped and kidnapped by Joe Goldberg while filming a prank in the ICU and was used as a hostage so April would assist Joe with tying up his loose ends. Joe would steal his identity to torment April and his previous victims. As his final act, Joe ordered March to shoot down Ramee El-Rahman, Mr. Kebun, Tommy Tate, and Ray Mond at the mountain bridge. When April accidentally falls off the bridge, March proceeded to shoot down everyone involved and later fell off the bridge himself. Luckily,he was saved by Tessa Lamb from drowning in the river. 
March was promptly released without a charge after an extensive investigation because his participation in the crime was deemed to be under duress. After this traumatizing incident, April presumed March to be dead as she had no knowledge of what happened to the case until she visits his grave where he surprises her as a prank. 
However, their relationship was strained when, years later, March failed to make money back on a $2 million loan that April had given him for a crypto opportunity. She cut ties with her brother, and March spent the remaining $25k left on a "real-life Neopet" which turned out to also be a scam. He then met a man who offered him a mountainside employment opportunity, and woke up in the city with his organs missing.
Following this, March began focusing more on prank content with a new channel he created, "Foozely Tube", a pun on his surname. He is very conscious of his videos and hopes that he will one day go viral. He continues to look for content, even diversifying onto positive videos as well.
==Personality==
"Pranked! Pranked! Pranked! You just got Foozled!" 
March loves a lover of pranks and is always looking for an opportunity to create content. He often takes this too far, putting others' or his own life at risk, which frustrates his sister, April. Nonetheless, she has a soft spot for him, even when his over-protectiveness leads to him scaring away the men she is trying to seduce for money. March is often down on his luck, such as his prank channel stagnating or losing his Sponsors, and will do anything to make money. Not the brightest, he often gets his numbers and letters mixed up, along with being confused by shapes and needing April to explain them to him. 
Despite him often showboating about his views and jokingly putting down his sister for her career failures, deep down March has insecurity about his self-worth. It has been suggested that he is the black sheep of the family, unable to live up to his father's expectations, although March denies it. He has a lot of pride and struggles to be upfront about when he wants to hang out with his sister, for instance, instead coming up with excuses to get her attention. 
March often fails to grasp the concept of consequences for his actions. For instance, he didn't apologize after scamming April and incorrectly interpreted her saying she wants nothing to do with him that it means he no longer owes her any money. He has an adventurous spirit, and although he was nervous around women in the past has been known to go to the hospital and try to "rizz" the female staff members, often successfully. 
==Recent Events==
"I came here to Los Santos to be happy again. I lost everything and felt like I needed to restart, but you took me in with open arms." 
Following the economic collapse, March was first found crawling around with one shoe, no pants, and bandages wrapped around his torso, begging for money. The cop that found him called up his sister, who showed up with her friends and reluctantly gave him some money. 
Weeks later, March met his little sister and the three of them had a family reunion. March plotted against them by having people in the city buy him more Valentine's Day cards than them, and successfully earned himself the #3 ranking in the Rizz Rivals leaderboard of 2024, beating April. He continued showing up in the city periodically, bringing everyday people into his usual quests and adventures. 
With his personality unchanging, March engaged in a lot of hijinks which included reuniting with his Runescape "boyfriend" Alexander whom he scammed and catfished, and then subsequently contracted to prank April. This prank backfired on him which led to both April and Alexander flaming him outside Senior Buns where his existence was a called an "L". Shortly after, Alexander assaulted him with a blunt weapon and sent him to the hospital. Shortly after getting released, he shot a video of him giving a homeless man some money to gain internet points. Afterwards, he tried getting the money back, and this incident was also caught on video by his therapist. He decided to upload both of these videos on the internet to see which one would get more views, and said that whichever gets him the higher number of views, that's where the direction of his life will be heading. 
In a later visit, March revealed that December "Deci" and August would be visiting the city soon. 
During a "My Criminal Academia" class led by Raymond Romanov in the prison, March had both of his arms cut off by Vingle Dan at Bolingbroke Penitentiary. His sisters April and January rushed to visit him in the hospital, where it was revealed that his arms would need to be found within 24 hours or they needed to hope they were being kept on ice, otherwise March would forever be armless. Both sisters were overwhelmed, April afraid that his tragedy would upstage her in her coming birth month, although they both approved of his new trendier hairstyle. He then attended the prom, his arms still in a cast, and danced like a snake. 
==Relationships==
"Wait, one second! I'm talking to my sister and she's like having another crisis. You know? It happens when you fall off."
Family
Fooze family:
*August Fooze (Father)
*April Fooze (Older Sister)
*May Fooze (Younger Sister)
*January Fooze (Youngest Sister)
*September Fooze (Younger Sister)
*October Fooze (Younger Sister)
*December Fooze (Oldest Brother)
Extended family:
*Connie Clark (Cousin)
==Trivia== 
*March recoils at the idea of getting a job.
*March uses 3-in-1 for his hair.
*March learned how to purchase social media followers from his sister, April.
*March and April share the same business email.
*March appears to be illiterate, or at least struggles with reading aloud
==Quotes==
* "If you like this video, don't forget to leave a comment, like and subscribe!"
* "Hey guys, it's Marchiplier!"
* "This is on my name month"
* "I'm not a side quest!"
* "I don't need Sister ASMR while I'm in the hospital right now"
* "#CRIIIIIINGE"
==Gallery==
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File:March_Fooze_Crawling.png|March after selling his organs.Watched by April and the officer that called her (December 2023)
File:March_Fooze_4.0_1.png|New look
File:March Fooze 4.0 2.png|Merch and hair dye in Sprunk (tm) colors
File:March_Fooze_4.0_02-09_Selfie.png|Posted by March on Twatter after April and January shunned him.(February 09, 2024)
File:March_Fooze_4.0_03-10_Selfie.png|Selfie with a fanMarch 10, 2024
File:March_Fooze_Video_2024-03-10_.png|"Giving money to a homeless man" videoMarch 10, 2024
File:March_Fooze_in_prison_03-28.png|March breaks into prison to see JanuaryMarch 28, 2024
File:Limbless March Fooze in the ICU.jpg|January and April visit March in the ICU after his arms were chopped off by Vingle DanMarch 28, 2024
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