D.I.N.N.E.R.

D.I.N.N.E.R. is Hyrule's answer to Dr. Robotnik's legendary P.I.N.G.A.S. It can be summoned with a secret green button on the CR-13 Dinner Blaster and close variants.
It was later ripped off by Lord Shen to produce Tong Shao Ping.
== How it works ==
First, its user has to find the Triforce of Courage. This alone is no small feat, but since King Harkinian took the Triforce of Courage to protect him, this was easy.
The next part is to find Moon Moon. This is best accomplished by taking four Soviet Huskers and arranging them in a fourfold pattern, with their paws facing towards the center and outlining a plus-shape. If this works, the next step is to start a howl, which will trigger Moon Moon's reemergence into the material plane.
Once this happens, Moon Moon will be restrained, transported to the "throat", assigned the Triforce of Courage and then contained. Energy siphoned off forms a sphere of energy in the "larynx." This is then projected out of the mouth in a roughly 10-meter-wide beam that is capable of causing ASPLODE! on the ground.
== Parts ==
=== SnAC ===
The Solenoid Arcology Collector is a chamber designed to house four mature male Siberian Huskies. A line of helical electromagnets allows Moon Moon to be contained within a magnetic forcefield and transported to the S.U.P.P.E.R.
=== BREAKFASTv ===
The Big Repulsive Emitting Array for Killing Fast Anything over Superlong Timespace vectors is, in essence, what powers the beam fired by DINNER. It takes the energy from Triforced Moon Moon and projects it in 16 nearly-indistinguishable beams directly forward.
=== LUNCH ===
The Large, Un-euclidean Negative matter Collapse inHibitor is what allows BREAKFAST to be aimed. It consists of two devices that produce negative matter in each of the D.I.N.N.E.R.'s eyes. This is then projected forward, creating a wormhole. The near end takes in the beam and tightens it down the throat of the wormhole, while the far end is pointed at a target. The energy is further upped by this process due to relativistic effects and fluid equations.
=== SUPPER ===
The Solenoidal Ultra-high Pressure Plasma Explosive Release is the magnetic containment field that contains the contained Triforced Moon Moon in containment. It releases plasma from its poles, whose energy is absorbed by the...
=== DESSRTS ===
The Demonic Energy S.u.p.p.e.r.-Sourced Reactive Transfer System surrounds the SUPPER. Protected by being cooled to near absolute-zero, the energy coming off of the demonic plasma emitted by Triforced Moon Moon is transferred to the BREAKFASTv.
=== Actual Space Station ===
Just like the P.I.N.G.A.S., this is the most boring part of the ship. It is inedible and can't be shortened, though it can, contrary to popular belief, take a pounding.
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