Everybody Dies/Camp Arawak/Here We Go Again

Here We Go Again is the first episode of the Camp Arawak edition of Everybody Dies and the seventh episode overall.
== Episode ==
=== Sneak Peek ===
"Things are about to get deadly..."
"Last season, 16 famous contestants had participated in a killing game where they were in a mansion and a killer among them killed everyone. Now... things are about to get crazier, stranger, more BB like sorry, and deadlier..."
Monokuma is standing in front of a campsite.
MONOKUMA: Hello everyone! I am your favorite and sexy smooth bear Monokuma, and welcome to another edition of Everybody Dies. Last time, the killing game took place in a mansion, but now, summer has came early. Yep, it's SUMMER CAMP TIME YAS
MONOKUMA: Our campers will arrive in just a second but first here is a commercial
---COMMERCIAL---
CATTY: tom and i made an entire album together its lifechanging buy it or we will kill your family bitch
---COMMERCIAL OFF---
MONOKUMA: ok so that happened
MONOKUMA: now lets check out our first camper!
The first camper arrives full of bags.
KANON: its time to get gagging bitches, kanon's in the... wherever we are
KANON IC: hello my name is kanon nakajima, i come from japan and i am here to survive all the way
KANON: oh, im the first one to arrive. hm choices
MONOKUMA: hello miss nakajima
KANON: um hi
MONOKUMA: oh looks like our next contestant is arriving
The second contestant arrives.
GRACE: this place needs some decorating
GRACE IC: my name is grace icunt and i am single and ready to mingle
GRACE (points to Kanon): omg ive never seen one in person
KANON: the fuck
GRACE: konichiwa i am grace chan i like rice too
KANON: um
MONOKUMA: idk either
The third contestant shows up.
CHAD: oooYEAH BRO WOOH
CHAD IC: i am chad radwell and i am THE guy, everything that is a thing wants to fuck me and im ok with that
CHAD: hello ladies
GRACE: oh hi there young man
CHAD: sorry, im not gay
Grace gets pissed.
GRACE IC: did this bitch just think im a guy
PRODUCER: well you do look boyish
GRACE IC: fuck you
The fourth contestant shows up.
TYRA: TOOCH THEM BOOTIES YALL, TYRA BANKS IS IN THE HOUSE
TYRA IC: heyy everyone, im tyra banks and i am the pot ledom of the world, naomi campbell who never heard of her
TYRA: hey everyone
CHAD IC: id fuck tyra...s dead body
The fifth contestant shows up.
SOFRITA: SOFRITA ROSITA SAZON QUE TU SABES PAPI
SOFRITA IC: hey sluts i am sofrita the queen of storytime videos and i am here to hopefully be the murderer and kill these cunts
SOFRITA: tOTALLY AND RAD
KANON IC: oh lord it's gonna be the shitshow
The sixth contestant shows up.
BOONE: hey everyone im gay
BOONE IC: my name is boone clemens and i wanna fuck chad radwell
CHAD: omg boone bro
Chad hugs Boone and Boone gets to feel Chad's bulge against his own bulge.
KANON: this is so gay i love it
BOONE IC: i will stop at nothing to fuck chad radwell
The sixth contestant shows up.
KOKICHI: DID SOMEONE SAY GAY
KOKICHI IC: my name is kokichi oma and i lead 10 pranksters and we do shit or whatever... NISHSISUSHSSUSISSHI LIES i stalk my husbando shuichi everynight i dont have time to lead fucking 10 people bye... am i lying tho? lies or not, one thing that is true is that i am gay. my strategy is suck everyone's dicks to the top and win bye
KOKICHI: heyyy chad
CHAD: um
KOKICHI: wanna fuck my tight ass
BOONE: back off bitch
BOONE IC: oh, whos this bitch tryna get in chad? HES MINE I WILL DESTROY HIM
KOKICHI: id fuck boone honestly
The seventh contestant shows up.
TRIXIE: is big brother roblox canceled or not im really fucking confused
TRIXIE IC: my name is trixie mattel and i am a literal fucking barbie. i am a drag queen well duh and i am a legend yes. no but seriously is bbr still a thing i want answers
TRIXIE: finally my first gig without katya in a long time
The eighth contestant shows up.
KATYA: happy hunger games, bitches
KATYA IC: my name is yekaterina petrovna zamolodchikova but you can call me katya. i am a drag queen and i am a lovable prostitution whore with a serious case of anxiety. my favorite hobby is blowing dicks out of glory holes and doing slow mo splits.
KATYA: OMG TRIXIE YAS
TRIXIE: fuck me in the ass
TRIXIE IC: its not like i dont like katya, its just that literally everytime we end up in a gig like this she gets horny and tries to fuck me... and who am i to say no
The ninth contestant shows up.
KOURTNEY: this is stupid
KOURTNEY IC: ...
PRODUCER: introduce urself
KOURTNEY IC: theres really no need, they know who i am
TYRA: omg a fucking legend
GRACE: yass kourtney
KOURTNEY IC: immediately i start getting harassed by "grace" and im just waiting until the point where "she" dies and suddenly its chihiro all over again cause thats a dude
The tenth contestant shows up.
DEANDRA: I AM THE GODSEND
Sofrita immediately starts covering her face.
SOFRITA IC: really? fucking deandra? u couldve gotten tanedra, i mean tanedra is way less annoying
DEANDRA: oh... sofrita
DEANDRA IC: really? fucking sofrita? u couldve gotten tanedra, i mean tanedra is way less atheist
SOFRITA IC: me and deandra havent been exactly in good terms... and now we get in the same reality show. GREAT!
CHAD IC: when do i get to fuck them
The eleventh contestant shows up and Kanon literally fucking explodes.
as soon as i mentioned kanon u already know who it is so why bother introducing him
KANON: OMG LEON YESYEYUSYUWEUYDGWAYUSFGWEAYUFHUFICO CKJSDOIFJWIODIOWASJIOWEASIUDOWHJSIO
LEON IC: kanons here... yay...
LEON: ok stop hugging me so tight
BOONE IC: im looking at all these guys and im like whens my dicking
The twelfth contestant shows up.
TYRA: OMG Spencer Hastings!
ALEX: hoo da fauhk us speencaah
ALEX IC: ium alexxx drek und ium heret o fakking won
GRACE IC: someones gotta go home first right
The thirteenth contestant shows up.
KANON IC: Toko Fukawa walks into the roo-- wait that's not Toko?
UMBRELLA IC: hello everyone! my name is umbrella james and i am THE number one fan of everybody dies. ive watched all the six episodes and i know exactly how to win. my favorite contestants were serena chacha and emerson! and i wanna suck rantaros ball--
Suddenly Tom walks into the confessional and chokes Umbrella before being taken away by security.
UMBRELLA: heyy everyone!!
SOFRITA: omg sully from monsters inc is here!
Everyone else laughs while Umbrella stares at Sofrita.
UMBRELLA IC: some people might underestimate me because of my everything but im here to show that im going to fucking kick everyone in their arse
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