Your Federal Government Tax Rebate

The federal government is sending each and everyone of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan...and none of it will help the American economy! The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA. 
Thank you for your help and please support the US.
Category:Government Humor