Susan's Great Ideas (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Chaflick Foods
Lucy: "I feel lonely without a classmate of mine joining me working with my mother."
Chloe: "Well, no kid wants to join us, because they love being the customers."
Lucy: "Let me find a person who wants to work here." she goes out of the kitchen to Gate 2
Curd: "Hey, Lucy! My Mom told me about Chris being in here once, but after being given pictures of the gates THEY have, I am very disappointed he missed out on being in this world, since the gates here are amazing! Like look at this!"
Lucy: "Wanna work part time with me at the Chaflick Cat?"
Curd: "I thought it was called Chaflick Foods."
Lucy: "Well, we haven't thought of a merger name yet."
Curd: "Anyways, no thanks, Lucy."
Lucy: she goes to Sasha "Do you- wait, you protect the restaurant."
Sasha: "That's right. That's my only goal for the Chaflick Cat."
Lucy: "Hey, Susan! Wanna work with me part time at the Chaflick Cat?"
Susan: "Only as the brains."
Lucy: she had a blank expression on her face "OK, then..."
Susan: "I can be the brains of that corporation."
Lucy: "It's at least better than nothing, but seriously, the brains?"
Susan: "Don't be so ungrateful, little kitty! I can feed you catnip anytime!"
Lucy: "Good idea, Susan! Catnip is not only addicting for me and any other cat like Blaze."
Sasha: her watch beeps
Mateo: "What's that watch, idiot?"
Tia: "Don't call Sasha an idiot."
Muscle: "Yeah, she's totally not an idiot. She saves the Chaflick Cat from bankruptcy, insolvency, or closing down due to a lack of products!"
Beam: "Are bankruptcy and insolvency the same thing?"
Muscle: "They're different. Insolvency means a person can't meet debt payments on time, while bankruptcy means a person declares they can't pay their debts to their creditors."
Beam: "Oh."
Sasha: she uses a grappling hook to grab on to a helicopter's blades at just the right time, thus spinning her around, sending her to Fleet Fortress
Fleet Fortress
Skyler: "So, Sasha, we've received reports about Tails planning to eradicate ALL of the Chaflick Foods restaurants with the new and improved Blue Typhoon. Cream and the members of the Chao Rescuers are making sure Tails is successful in this plan. Put a stop to it, Sasha, because any astral attack on the Chaflick Foods restaurant is serious."
Sasha: she gets her spacesuit and uses her grappling hook to spin on enough helicopter blades to get enough height to reach the Blue Typhoon
Chaflick Cat Kitchen
Lucy: "So, Susan! The kitchen is large here. I have all ingredients put in folders made out of cheese."
Susan: "Wouldn't that get them contaminated?"
Lucy: "Did I forget to mention that I have a ceramic cabinet?"
Susan: "Ceramic cabinet what does that have to do with anything?"
Ceramic Cabinet Plays
Lucy: "Almost every plate in this restaurant or any other
Is made of porcelain, bone china, earthenware, and stoneware!
Well, not almost, because sometimes they use another
Material for their plate in the list over there." she points at the wall containing the list of plate materials
Lucy: "That's why I made this cabinet out of ceramics
So that food does not get contaminated!
Hey look! What's this? A metal plate for a duo of dynamic?
It even floats in the sky, and shows some stuff that is animated!
You see there's no better place to work in!
It's got the technology the delicious food and others!
If you've got the attitude, MAN! Where do I begin?
You will ignore the things in the life that will bother!
So please do not worry about that
Just get thinking of some new ideas!
So just act like the customer's welcome mat
And crank your attitude to a degree, yeah!"
Ceramic Cabinet Ends
Susan: "OK, Lucy! Let me think of a good idea... PUT THEM ON A PLATE!"
Lucy: "So what? If a plate touches dirty stuff, then the food in it wouldn't be contaminated."
Susan: "Sorry, Lucy. I did not think of that. Anyways, has your restaurant ever done a pick your ingredient?"
Lucy: "What's that?"
Susan: "Pick your ingredient! Your restaurant serves burgers, right? Well you know, I want everyone to have it THEIR way!"
Lucy: "Hey, good idea!"
Susan: "Also you could've let Curd help distract my mom, the only one who can build a Super Wispon and has one, thus making her the one to easily defeat Sasha."
Lucy: "Good idea." she calls Curd on the phone "Hey, Curd!"
Curd: in the car "Hey, Lucy!"
Lucy: "My mom sent you a task. You're hired in the Chaflick Cat. Now go distract Samantha and don't tell her about your job."
Curd: "OK!"
Butter: "What was that?"
Curd: "Nothing, Dad."
Blue Typhoon
Tails: "So, Sasha the Porcupine, what do you think of my bigger army?"
Sasha: "They'll be going down as always." she was sent a message from Curd
4 Girls GC
Curd: "Hey, Sasha! I'm going to distract Samantha just in case she's active enough to get rid of you. I'll be monitoring her."
Sasha: "Good."
Curd: "Besides, I'm the Perilous Prankster! I can help fight other crimes."
Back to Blue Typhoon
Tails: "What was that?"
Sasha: "Nothing. Now come at me!"
Cream: "Did you turn on the Chaflick Foods eradicator?"
Tails: "Yes. No genius would forget that."
Sasha: "But no genius would be easily defeated by a little girl! Not saying that being defeated by a little boy is better, I'd say they're about equal."
Tails: "At least you promote gender equality. Anyways, my army, and Chao Rescuers- oh, forget it. Sasha is going to use Black Bomb anyway, and that'd foil my plan."
Everyone but Cream ejects themselves from the ship
Cream: "Did you remember to make an unbreakable glass that covers the entire cannon aside from the laser point itself?"
Tails: "Oh!" he attaches unbreakable glass big enough for his cannon with a big enough hole for the muzzle to shoot "There. My plan is foolproof!"
Sasha: "Think again! I can grab Cream and throw her at you with Lightning Whip!"
Tails: "Don't care. Your Black Bomb gets bigger only every THREE victim you roll over anyway."
Sasha: "You, Cream, and Flower."
Tails: "Darn it! Who should I eject? Cream, Flower, or myself? Cream, Flower or myself?" he keeps asking himself the questions
Chaflick Cat Kitchen
Susan: "We're serving many customers! Oh, and also remember to serve some Cucky legs too! Also there are new flavors I suggest."
Lucy: "Hey, that's what makes Tater Edge amazing! The many flavors! You're coming up with great ideas every time, Susan! Great job. Tell them to my mom."
Susan: she runs to Chloe "Hey, Chloe! Porkchop! Beefy! I suggest the Chili Barbeque, Wasabi, Sweet Corn, Ranch, and Truffle flavors."
Chloe, Porkchop, and Beefy: "We love that idea! We were right about hiring you! You're great! First, the customizer, and now the "
Susan: "Oh, and the Cucky legs too."
Chloe: "We're gonna be amazing! Especially since your cousins Simon and Kate wanna help cook for you. The more kids of my family who want to help work, the merrier!"
Lucy: "I never met the cook who works in your restaurant everyday."
Porkchop: "You idiot, your mom IS just that. She's better at cooking than you, though, but you're still amazing, and with 2 more perfect scorers in my cook test, you will be as good as your mom!"
Lucy: "Amazing!"
Simon: "Ready?"
Kate: "I do the fries, Simon makes the desserts, and Lucy makes the burgers and pizzas!"
Lucy: "We're a team through thick and thin!"
Porkchop: "Wait, desserts?"
Chloe: "Yeah, I agreed with my husband to merge Claw's bakery with this restaurant."
Porkchop: "Triple merger!"
Susan: "My brain is tired. Why do I just stand here for three hours? I hate being the cashier more, but you know, I've been moving quickly and with grace. Swift's faster than me, but he's less careful. Why can't I be a full on waitress?"
Chloe: "That's the only problem with our restaurant. Not having you. You're now the waitress, Susan!"
Susan: "Hey! Not bad!"
Blue Typhoon
Sasha: while Tails kept questioning himself, she went to the control room
Cream: "Tails? Tails? TAILS! I have an idea. Yes, Flower may be powerful, but she might be too powerful, she might ruin our entire plan."
Tails: "Good idea."
Flower: "Bye, quote unquote Dad!"
Tails: "Bye, quote unquote daughter!"
Flower: she flies back to Mobius
Tails: "Where's Sasha?"
Cream: "You questioned so much that she just left."
Tails: "Great thing- wait, why do I hear alarm sounds?"
Reactor Meltdown!
Tails: "Uh oh! I gotta get outta here."
Cream: "Just put your hand on the reactor-"
3...
Tails: "Let's leave."
The two eject themselves out of the ship
2...
Sasha: she finds the exit
1...
Sasha: she exits through that exit and Cyan Lasers back to Mobius
The Blue Typhoon Explodes
Lucy: "Wait, why am I-"
Everyone goes outside, including Lucy
Lucy: "Oh! What a great firework show!"
Tails: "CURSE YOU SASHA THE PORCUPINE!"
Susan: "I might be tired, but the best part of working with you is that I get to be with you."
Lucy: "You're so sweet! Which is ironic, since usually my lightning candies are sour, and you're lemon furred."
Susan: "Still, thanks!"
Lucy: "And I should've valued you more as the brains and waitress of the group."
Sasha: she floats down with her parachute "Got rid of Tails and Cream."
Lucy: "You are one of my best friends ever. Sasha."
Room 3002 Cutaway
Samantha: "You are one of my best friends ever, Curd!"
Curd: "You're welcome, Samantha!"
The End!
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