The Kinneman Home

Well, I see with a ROTTING-HUMAN-EYE, that you have returned to my REQUIEM OF REVOLTING-READS, Children.  PRESCARE for a GHOSTLY-GLIMPSE INTO HAUNTED HOMES OF THE DIE-LANDS in Scotland, inside...
Over in the Highlands of Scotlandback in 1880, there was a little home which sat among the summertime-flowers one day.  A Scotsman hiked to the area and proclaimed to himself: "aye, it 'tis thy home of Old Man Kinneman!".  The Scotsman with his bagpipes clutched in his hands, got a closer look at an old window of the house.  Old furniture sat in the shadowy-living-room and he could tell that a frying-pan flew out of the kitchen and fell on the chair.  "It 'tis thee poltergeist of Kinneman for certain" the Scotsman exclaimed.  
The Scotsman then could hear inside the home somewhere, a set of footsteps.  He opened the door hesitantly and heard the footsteps in the living room.  The frying-pan rose from the old chair and an egg appeared, cracked, and the yoke dropped into the pan.  The Scotsman crept into The Kinneman Home and watched the eggshell fly into the fireplace.  The frying-pan then floated back into the kitchen as the footsteps started up again.  The Scotsman's eyes widened and he peeked into the old kitchen and saw the cast-iron stove on with eggs cooking in the pan on it.  Then, as the Scotsman watched, he viewed the poltergeist materialize by the stove.  The ghost of the old man had: stark-white hair, and a ghostly-beard of white, along with dark and dead-skin.  The phantom wore a suit and tie of dead-white as well.  He turned and glared at the Scotsman in the living-room, with gleaming-dead-eyesc which glistened and glowed-white.  "Old Man Kinneman!!!!" the Scotsman gasped in fear.  
"Aye, yes sir.  It 'tis I, Old Man Kinneman.  Welcome to me home here up in thee Highlands.  I was fishing on thee bank of a vast loch and I beheld Thy Loch Ness Monster young laddie" the poltergeist of Old Man Kinneman explained in a deep-voice that echoed.  "Then, back in 1840 when it occurred, there was a fellow Scotsman who drowned me in thee loch, so he could steal me kin's silver and gold.  But I sought me revenge and took our silver and gold back, along with his head!" the apparition explained as he cooked the eggs.  "Over there, 'tis his old skull in me fireplace still" the spirit of Old Man Kinneman explained and pointed out.  
The Scotsman turned and peered into the fireplace, seeing an old, burnt skull lying in the ashes.  The poltergeist of Old Man Kinneman laughed in his deep-voice, causing his laughter to echo hroughout The Kinneman Home.  The specter vanished and there were the screeching-sounds of bagpipes playing Auld Lang Syne.  The Scotsman screamed and fled The Kinneman Home.  
Old Man Kinneman was really IN THE SPIRIT for his GOREY-TELLING eh?  The Scotsman saw that the phantom really had the SKILL AND THE SKULL ha-ha-ha-ha.