WotW: Week 33

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Weak of the Week: Week 33 	Weak of the Week: Week 33
 	
Sonic 	Sonic
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Oh, it's Sonic, apparent king of the furries. Ya know, back in my day, SEGA really stood for something. They were the antithesis of all the lame crap that Nintendo shoveled on to their system. Instead of Mario Party 56, SEGA would release something great for their systems like Virtua Fighter or Gunstar Heroes. Don't even get me started on the Dreamcast, that thing is still a beast! Dynamite Cop, Zombie Revenge, Skies of Arcadia. Heck, other than ol' Champions Online, Phantasy Star Online is my most played game ever. The only time I'll part from my SEGA consoles is when I'm in the grave. SEGA could do no wrong.Now. All we have left is Sonic...for some reason. Sonic Boom for Wii U. Gone is the legacy of SEGA Saturn. Panzer Dragoon? F that, it's all about Shadow the Hedgehog. Which may be true because we saw three sonic character clones while playing this week. SEGA is no longer the king of the Arcade, now they are just a zombie shilling out their blue rodent to the highest western bidder so they can make horrible licensed games based on bad CG kid shows. We didn't need another inventive and cool game like Shenmue, we needed a pile of dog crap inside a blue DVD case with a blue-armed, athletic-taped mummy Sonic adorning the cover.Speaking of blue arms, it looks like this bootleg Sonic is indeed the version of his character from Sonic Boom, though stark naked. Which I'm sure was done intentionally to cause the Furries Online community to become aroused at his sight, hoping to engage in a "yiff" laden RP conversation on the broadcast channel. Well, I guess he's not totally naked, he's wearing shoes and gloves at least. He's also kind of sporting a Jack Kirby-esq skin colored naked-but-not pair of undies like Silver Surfer or Fin Fang Foom. This was probably done to accentuate his crotch to further turn on the furries. So, because of his crotch, he's Weak of the Week. The furries plan this stuff out, I'm telling you!	Oh, it's Sonic, apparent king of the furries. Ya know, back in my day, SEGA really stood for something. They were the antithesis of all the lame crap that Nintendo shoveled on to their system. Instead of Mario Party 56, SEGA would release something great for their systems like Virtua Fighter or Gunstar Heroes. Don't even get me started on the Dreamcast, that thing is still a beast! Dynamite Cop, Zombie Revenge, Skies of Arcadia. Heck, other than ol' Champions Online, Phantasy Star Online is my most played game ever. The only time I'll part from my SEGA consoles is when I'm in the grave. SEGA could do no wrong.Now. All we have left is Sonic...for some reason. Sonic Boom for Wii U. Gone is the legacy of SEGA Saturn. Panzer Dragoon? F that, it's all about Shadow the Hedgehog. Which may be true because we saw three sonic character clones while playing this week. SEGA is no longer the king of the Arcade, now they are just a zombie shilling out their blue rodent to the highest western bidder so they can make horrible licensed games based on bad CG kid shows. We didn't need another inventive and cool game like Shenmue, we needed a pile of dog crap inside a blue DVD case with a blue-armed, athletic-taped mummy Sonic adorning the cover.Speaking of blue arms, it looks like this bootleg Sonic is indeed the version of his character from Sonic Boom, though stark naked. Which I'm sure was done intentionally to cause the Furries Online community to become aroused at his sight, hoping to engage in a "yiff" laden RP conversation on the broadcast channel. Well, I guess he's not totally naked, he's wearing shoes and gloves at least. He's also kind of sporting a Jack Kirby-esq skin colored naked-but-not pair of undies like Silver Surfer or Fin Fang Foom. This was probably done to accentuate his crotch to further turn on the furries. So, because of his crotch, he's Weak of the Week. The furries plan this stuff out, I'm telling you!
Offences 	Offences
• Licensed Character• Furry 	• Licensed Character• Furry
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Think outside the box. Make rip-offs of Phantasy Star, Burning Rangers and Jet Set Radio like we did! 	Think outside the box. Make rip-offs of Phantasy Star, Burning Rangers and Jet Set Radio like we did!
Category:Weak of the Week