Gretchen Hasselhoff

==About==
Gretchen talks and talks and talks and talks. She also runs almost as fast as she talks. 
Gretchen's near-clones are Carlos Ocampo and Clarice Reid. 
==Scouting Reports==
===Backyard Baseball 2001 and 2003===
Gretchen Hasselhoff
Batting 	
Running 	
Pitching	
Fielding	
Gretchen has many weaknesses and few strengths. She is not a very good hitter, rarely hitting the ball out of the infield. She has one of the worst throwing arms in the game. The one thing going for her is that she's pretty speedy, with 8 running. She can also pitch, with a great left hook, but not quite starting pitcher material. 
===Backyard Football 2002===
Gretchen Hasselhoff
Category 	Rating
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Catching 	
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Blocking/Tackling	
Kicking 	
Gretchen is a prototypical linebacker. She has great closing speed and can tackle most opponents. She's a decent running back, but perhaps a touch too slow to be a star running back. 
==League History==
===BBL===
====Season 1====
Despite 76 available players and 72 spots needing to be filled, Gretchen was not selected by any team and did not play in Season 1. 
====Season 2====
In season 2, Gretchen was taken with the very last pick of the draft, by coach GSchlim, although she eventually ended up in the hands of coach crazyei8hts with the Devil Rays. She was one of the least productive players in the lineup, but she did help the Devil Rays reach the World Series. 
====Season 3====
crazyei8hts picked Gretchen once again, this time with pick #155 in the 7th round for the Giants. She improved in many statistical categories and was one of the speedsters in a pretty fast lineup. 
====Season 4====
With advanced knowledge of AI defense and more emphasis on strong arms, Gretchen was not selected in Season 4. 
====Season 5 - Lulu====
Similar reasoning kept Gretchen out of the league in Season 5, as well. 
====Season 6====
Gretchen triumphantly returned in Season 6 when coach Jarod Johnson of the Expos selected her with pick #166 in the 7th round. She put up similar numbers to her previous two seasons. 
==== Season 7 ====
Gretchen was once against drafted by Jarod Johnson, this time for the Dodgers, with pick 195 in the 9th round. However, the Dodgers were eventually transferred over to coach hitace, who used Gretchen extensively as a pitcher. She allowed no runs and struck out 59 batters in 38 innings. She also enjoyed a nice season at the plate, setting career highs in runs scored and stolen bases.
==== Season 8 ====
Despite Gretchen's resurgence in Season 7, she went undrafted in Season 8 and did not play. 
==== Season 9 ====
Gretchen seemingly returned to the BBL in Season 9 when she was drafted in the 4th round with the 74th overall pick by coach GuySmiley of the Bombers. However, after the Bombers' scandal, the team was disbanded.
==== Season 10 ====
With lingering concerns about her weak bat and throwing arm, Gretchen was not drafted and did not play in either league in Season 10. 
====Career Stats====
Gretchen Hasselhoff Career Stats
S 	Team 	Coach 	G 	AB 	H 	1B	2B	3B	HR	RBI	R 	BB	SO	SB	E 	TB 	AVG 	SLG 	OPS 	RC 	BF 	HA	RA	K 	BB	PT 	B 	S 	IP 	ERA 	WHIP	S/B
1 	did not play	did not play 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
2 	Devil Rays 	crazyei8hts 	14	52 	29 	19	7 	1 	2 	12 	20	5 	5 	2 	1 	44 	0.596	0.846	1.443	27.02	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
3 	Giants 	crazyei8hts 	14	58 	31 	16	9 	3 	3 	15 	22	0 	5 	9 	1 	55 	0.534	0.948	1.483	29.4 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
4 	did not play	did not play 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
5 	did not play	did not play 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
6 	Expos 	Jarod Johnson	13	40 	22 	17	2 	2 	1 	10 	14	7 	8 	0 	1 	31 	0.550	0.775	1.392	19.1 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
7 	Dodgers 	hitace 	14	62 	34 	28	6 	0 	0 	8 	27	5 	8 	14	1 	40 	0.548	0.645	1.227	23.3 	132	27	0 	59	0 	373	58	315	38.0	0.00	0.71	5.43
8 	did not play	did not play 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
9 	Bombers 	GuySmiley 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
10	did not play	did not play 	--	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	--	--	--	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--	--	--	--	-- 	--	-- 	-- 	-- 	-- 	--
 	 	TOTAL 	55	212	116	80	24	6 	6 	45 	83	17	26	25	4 	170	0.547	0.802	1.429	98.82	132	27	0 	59	0 	373	58	315	38.0	0.00	0.71	5.43
===BFFL===
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==Trivia==
* Gretchen is the BBL career leader in ERA, having allowed no runs and having pitched 38 innings, the most of any player with no runs allowed.
* Gretchen was the only Backyard Kid who was not drafted in Season 8. 
Category:Players
Category:Backyard Kids