What the Phooka

is a Quest in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn.
==Journal==
==Objectives==
* Use a voluminous sack on the trapped phooka.
* Use a voluminous sack on the other trapped phooka.
* Deliver the stuffed sacks to Uin Nee.
==Script==
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Uin Nee 	Phookai! Everyone loves a good phooka! Those wide, staring eyes, that vaguely menacing hopping... Ah, you never know if they want to hug you or murder you! Adorable! And there are plenty to be found around Lyhe Ghiah.
Uin Nee 	A fantastic idea for what to spin next, I'm sure you agree! In fact, I was so sure that I've already set up the traps!
Uin Nee 	I went through quite a hunting-and-trapping phase a while back, so I'm something of an expert on the subject. My strategically placed pits are guaranteed to have caught us something, so all you need to do is head over and retrieve our prizes!
Uin Nee 	Now, phookai do tend to get a bit bitey when cornered, but worry not─I've prepared these enormous sacks! Just shove them in before they can figure out what's happening to them, and there should be no problem. Brilliant, I know!
 	
Uin Nee 	Ah, I see the sacks came in handy! You're welcome!
Uin Nee 	Those traps aren't all that hard to get out of, you know. I think even phookai might manage it, if they could focus long enough. But they just don't have the attention span. Poor things...
Uin Nee 	One dove in headfirst, you say? Ahahaha! How delightful! I wonder why it did that. I don't suppose you speak phooka, by chance? No?
Uin Nee 	Ah, well. Now that we have our phookai, though, the fun can begin! ...Or it could, if I had decided what sort of dream to spin. What do you think?
Uin Nee 	True! Just look at their funny little faces! And it is important to appreciate the simple things in life.
Uin Nee 	Ah, and that's why you're my favorite mortal! What an amusing suggestion. Do you think they'd actually fight, or just sort of...blink at each other? Either way, it's perfect!
Uin Nee 	It's time for me to get to spinning, then! Don't worry─I will absolutely, positively let you know how it goes next time we speak!
Quest complete.	Quest complete.
Category:Pixie Quests in Final Fantasy XIV