The Crack Pizza Incident

The Crack Pizza Incident, an incident caused by an ignorant boss and a corrupted pizza shop, was an incident where a 9 year old Damien became poisoned and nearly killed by his own cousin's ignorance.
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The Crack Pizza, a singular pizza produced by Main Street Pizza, and created by Damien's own cousin, George C, was a pizza laced with crack that unfortunately got delivered to the incorrect house, poisoning and nearly killing the 9 year old who ordered it, Damien. George got the orders mixed up, and placed the wrong receipt on the wrong pizza, which got the unknowing delivery boy to deliver it to the wrong location, Damien's Childhood Home. He received the pizza and paid the delivery boy as his father was absent at the time and his mother had passed out drunk, leaving him alone in the house. He ate it, remarking that it tasted "like rocks". He ate a few slices, and then headed downstairs to his bedroom with a killer stomach ache. 
However, he eventually fell asleep, regardless of the potential food poisoning that he caught. He woke up sometime after midnight mid-vomit and was traumatized at the fact that he had thrown up on himself, the bed, and the floor, as well as his surroundings while he was passed out. He got out of bed, before continuing to vomit on the floor in the middle of his bedroom, gripping the wall crying out of fear as he continued throwing up on his way to the door. He threw up in front of the door, but made it up the stairs to the main floor of the house before throwing up at the foot of the stairs, and throwing up on his way to his father's bathroom. He held his vomit in while going through his dad's bedroom on his way to the bathroom, before throwing up on the floor numerous times, and in the sink, which woke up his now present (for the first time in awhile) father. His father threw a towel down over the vomit and invited him to sleep in his bed, to which he obliged.
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