The Friend of Villains/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: June 10, 2017
Episode Copyrighted: 2017
This episode is rated TV-Y7-FV.
Episode starts with Master Lox and Plankton.
Lord Master Lox: Roger, Plankton. Steal the formula.
Plankton: *sees the Krusty Krab with a binocular* HOLY SHRIMP! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I'M IN LUCK!
Mr. Krabs has a pickle jar in his office, that's just perfect!
Plankton: I will steal the formula at night! Hehe!
Mr. Krabs: I need to go to the bathroom. Why did I say that? Nobody's here! I'll just go. *goes to the bathroom*
Plankton: *enters his office and his pickle jar* Nobody's here! Hehe! Now I'll stay here all day!
Mr. Krabs: *comes back and looks at the jar, then picks it up and exits the office*
Lord Master Lox: Hey, what are you doing?!
Mr. Krabs: Nothing.
Lord Master Lox: What is this?
Mr. Krabs: When did you get here?
Lord Master Lox: Hey, you're not listening, Mr. Krabs. I'm talking to you.
Plankton: What is he doing?
Mr. Krabs: Patrick!
Patrick Star: What moron?
Mr. Krabs: MORON?!
Patrick Star: Yeah, Squidward always calls me that!
Mr. Krabs: *opens the jar and picks up Plankton* Eat this pickle!
Plankton: NOOOOOO!!!
Patrick Star: YEEEEEES!!
Mr. Krabs: *throws Plankton*
Patrick Star: *eats Plankton*
Plankton: *falls* NOOOOOOOOO! AAAAH! NOW I'M A SKELETON! MY SKIN BURNED! CURSE YOU STOMACH! AND CURSE YOU KRABS!
Patrick Star: What an unfriendly pickle!
Mr. Krabs: *enters my office again* Hehe, Plankton really thought he would get away with stealing the formula! He thinks i'm dumb, but i'm not! Wait a minute.........HE'S BURNING IN THE STOMACH! AND IF HE DOESN'T ESCAPE, I WON'T FIGHT WITH HIM ANYMORE! OH NEPTUNE! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I GOTTA GET PLANKTON BACK! PATRICK, THROW UP!
Patrick Star: *throws up at his face* Watch the special features, they're really cool!
Slides transition to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton.
Patrick Star: *throws up and spits Plankton out* I gotta go, Bye.
Plankton: Hey, where am I?
Lord Master Lox: You're at my fortress, Plankton.
Steve Master Lox: Hey, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Oh, hey Steve.
Steve Master Lox: Okay, I'll talk to ya later, Peace. *leaves Master Lox's lair*
Plankton: I want the formula, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: As you say so.
Lisa Loud: *comes in his lair* Hello, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Hey, Lisa. I got my inator.
Lisa Loud: Cool! Darcy is coming in.
Lord Master Lox: Darcy? You know her?
Lisa Loud: Yes, I do know her.
Lord Master Lox: Good.
Plankton: Lisa, you're a genius.
Lisa Loud: I am.
Plankton: Yes, we gotta get that formula from Krabs.
Lisa Loud: The formula?!
Darcy came in the door at Master Lox's Lair.
Darcy Helmandollar: Hey Lisa!
Lisa Loud: *looks up* Oh! You came sooner then I thought Darcy!
Darcy Helmandollar: *sits next to her in Master Lox's chair* Whatcha lookin' at?
Lisa Loud: Just looking though my family made legacy log to make sure it's accurate.
Darcy Helmandollar: Oh! My mom and dad made me a baby book too. Baby book twins!
Lisa Loud: Not sure if your story is as intriguing as mine. I know you may not believe this but I have memories back to the start of my existence.
Darcy Helmandollar: Really? I don't remember anything when I was really little.
Lisa Loud: Of course you wouldn't. People genuinely don't start remembering anything of their lives until they are around age 3 or so. But somehow I remember more then that. In fact, I have memories before I was born.
Darcy Helmandollar: *gets confused* Wha? You mean......when you were still in your mommy's tummy?
Lisa Loud: Indeed. Hmmm....Let me try putting this in simple words for you.
Lord Master Lox: You two, are you coming.
Lisa Loud: We're coming.
Lord Master Lox: Good.
Plankton: As for you two.
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, we're going on a ship.
Plankton: Yes.
Lord Master Lox: This is Lisa and Darcy's finest hour.
The four go to the elevator.
Lord Master Lox: *presses the escape pod button*
Mr. Krabs: *goes to Master Lox's Lair* Master Lox, wait. *goes up the elevator*
Lord Master Lox: Mr. Krabs, what are you doing here?
Mr. Krabs: Huh?!
Master Lox's Lair's head launches off with the escape pod.
Plankton: Krabs, give me that formula.
Mr. Krabs: But, it's not here.
Plankton: Why?!
Mr. Krabs: Because.
Plankton: Because what.
Lisa Loud: Hey, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Hey, Lisa. You got Darcy.
Darcy Helmandollar: Wow! I would be scared too not knowing what was happening.
Lisa Loud: Be lucky you don't remember. There is a lot of things that happened when I was a baby that were unpleasant.
Darcy Helmandollar: Like what?
Mr. Krabs: *to Darcy* Hey, I got me money.
Darcy Helmandollar: Aww, thanks Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Your welcome, Darcy.
Lord Master Lox: Behold, The Duplicator Inator. Lisa, this is your inator. *gives the Duplicator Inator to Lisa*
Lisa Loud: Thank you, Master Lox.
Slide transition to the city.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gee, Lincoln. We're going Jellyfishing with Patrick.
Lincoln Loud: Great.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, let's go!
Slide transition to Royal Woods Elementary School. In Lisa's class, Ms. Shrinivas is teaching students.
Ms. Shrinivas: Okay class, I have an exciting and important announcement. His name is Master Lox. You'll be meeting Mr. Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Thank you, Ms. Shrinivas.
Lisa Loud: Darcy, here's a flashback.
Starts a flashback, Lisa's POV.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* I was only 4 years old or so months at the time when the unpleasant process known as "Teething" started. I felt so much pain from my teeth trying to emerge from underneath my gums to the point of being unbearable. There was one day when I was trying to take my mandatory afternoon nap that the pain was too much for me to go to sleep. Luckily for me, my sister Leni came to check on me inside my crib.
Leni Loud: *looks over crip, worried* Lisa? Are you having trouble sleeping?
Lisa Loud: *groans* Sadly yes. The pain in my mouth is too much for me to go to sleep.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* Then I heard Luna enter the room.
Luna Loud: What's going on here?
Leni Loud: *to Luna* Little Lisa is having trouble sleeping cause of her toothing.
Lisa Loud: Teething!
Leni Loud: *to Lisa* That's what I said! Now hold on little sister. I got something I got ready for this.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* Leni ran out of my room. Luna then went up and picked me up in her arms to try to calm me down. Then Leni returned with a baby toy known as a teething ring.
Leni Loud: Just chew on this.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* could not think of any other alternatives and she seemed sure. So I started chewing on the rubber toy when she put it in my mouth. It was a bit cold as it was left in the refrigerator recently. It surprised me how it helped ease the pain of my sore gums.
Luna Loud: Looks like that did the trick.
Leni Loud: I looked up a lot of things that help babies with problems like this. Now she needs something to help her get back to sleep.
Luna Loud: I got that covered.
Patrick Star: Kindergartners school.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* Then Luna started singing a lullaby she wrote herself. The melody was soothing and soon enough I fell back to sleep.
Ends of flashback.
Darcy Helmandollar: Awww!
Lisa Loud: *blushes* Yes, I know. It seems whenever I had difficulties during my growth my siblings were there to help. Even with problems I would not admit to like....crying.
Darcy Helmandollar: You do cry! I saw it once when you were on the time-out chair.
Lisa Loud: I meant before that.
Patrick Star: Hey Lisa, can you give his Krabby Patty to me. I was burrowing it for Kindergartener School.
Lisa Loud: *gives a Krabby Patty to Patrick*
Patrick Star: Thanks! *leaves*
Lord Master Lox: Alright class, I'm a substitute teacher. My name is Master Lox. Please test your inators.
Kindergartners: Yes, Mr. Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Yeah, no, we already had the trial. The judge gave me a choice of doing hard time or community service. So, here I am, ready to impart upon these young, sponge-like minds all my vast knowledge of science. That's right. Regular old science. No evil at all. In fact, I've crossed out the word "Evil" whenever it appears in my old textbooks. So, this should be a piece of cake. *to Lisa* Hi, Lisa.
Lisa Loud: *slams my head on my desk*
Lord Master Lox: Thank you, Plankton. I can take it from here.
Plankton: No, problem Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Today, we're doing math.
Lisa Loud: Math.
Lord Master Lox: Please open your textbooks.
Kindergartners: *opens the textbooks*
Darcy Helmandollar: Lisa.
Lisa Loud: What, he's teaching!
Lord Master Lox: And nice to see you, too! *to the Kindergartners* Y'know, we knew each other long ago, but that's a story for another time. I'm Master Lox. We should do science.
Lisa Loud: Science Experiments! I mean, here's a flashback again.
Starts a flashback, Lisa's POV.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* It was actually a few weeks ago. I was asleep and having a very unpleasant dream. In it I was showing off a great invention to a big room of people. But when I turned it on to show it off something went wrong and exploded, destroying the stage and injuring some of the people there. They hated me and stated they would never trust me with anything again. It was.....terrible. I then woke up nearly screaming. Good thing I didn't cause it would have woken up Lily. I was really shaken from that dream that I went out into the bathroom. I then just sat in the tub and just started to cry. I usually did my best not to cry in front of everyone but this time I couldn't hold it in me. But just my luck, SpongeBob and Lincoln came in and found me.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lisa.
Lincoln Loud: Lisa? What are you doing in.....are you?
Lisa Loud: *narrates* I looked up and was ashamed of him seeing me like that. I'm usually the most mature sibling rivaling Lori in some occasions but now SpongeBob and brother saw me with tears pouring like waterfalls from my eyes nearly fogging my glasses completely. *to SpongeBob Lincoln sobs* I'm.....sorry SpongeBob and brother. It's just.......I had a very unpleasant dream and..... *narrates* I thought he was gonna laugh at me but instead he got in the tub and hugged me tightly.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey, it's ok Lisa. We all have nightmares. Here, come with us.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* They then carried me to his room. He had me sit on the bed with him and I explained my nightmare.
Lincoln Loud: I see. I guess with all your inventions you're scared that one will backfire and make everyone hate you.
Lisa Loud: I......I guess so. I mean.....it's common that not all inventor's creations will come out the way they were intended to work but.....
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's OK. If there is something bothering you like this you can always come to us. It's good to explain these problems with someone you trust so they can help you feel better.
Lisa Loud: *narrates* I was really touched by SpongeBob and Lincoln's words. I felt if something did go wrong with my inventions my family would help me anyway I can. I felt way better but not sure if it was safe to go back to sleep.
Lincoln Loud: So if it's still bothering you then you can bunk with us tonight.
Lisa Loud: I felt that was a good idea since I would feel safer with Lincoln near me. I got under the covers with Lincoln holding me like his bunny plush and I was able to go back to sleep.
Ends of flashback.
Lisa Loud: In fact, Leni saw us together before we awoke and took a picture of us cause we were seen as cute to her.
Lisa got out her phone and showed Darcy the picture of her and Lincoln sleeping together in his bed.
Darcy Helmandollar: Awww! That is so adorable!
Lisa Loud: *puts away the phone and blushes* Anyway, what was the point to all this?
Darcy Helmandollar: I guess you really love your family as they love you.
Lisa Loud: Oh yes! I can't really deny that I do have great affection for my parents, siblings and friends. They showed me how valuable it is to love your family. But here's the funny thing. Before, they were the only people I truly cared for. I didn't think of socializing or getting along with anyone outside my bloodline. But then, you became my first official friend. Not at first since I only saw you as a way to solidify an A is social skills. But then when you offered your cookie to cheer me up it reminded me of the caring nature of my family. You showed me that friendship is just as great as family love.
Darcy Helmandollar: *tears up of joy* Aww! Thanks Lisa. I feel you are a good friend now. Even if I have trouble knowing what you're saying. Plus, you are good with helping me read.
Lisa Loud: I am used to tutoring others at this point. I'm thinking of helping our other classmates who are struggling in some subjects at school. It's a kind gesture to help their young minds develop properly.
Darcy Helmandollar: You're the best, Lisa!!!
Then out of nowhere, Darcy hugged Lisa and Lisa just hugged back.
Lord Master Lox: Hey, wanna do some science experiments.
Lisa Loud: We're ready for you, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Remember you two, be careful.
Darcy Helmandollar: Mr. Master Lox, how to make science red and yellow.
Lord Master Lox: Easy! *puts red liquid and yellow liquid make orange liquid* See it's orange.
David: Wow thanks, Mr. Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: Wow! *puts yellow liquid and blue liquid makes green* Look, it's green.
Darcy Helmandollar: Yay, Mr. Master Lox. *claps my hands*
Lord Master Lox: How about this. *puts red liquid and blue liquid makes purple liquid*
Lisa Loud: Wow, Master Lox. It's purple.
Lord Master Lox: Try mixing with secondary colors.
Lisa Loud: Okay. *puts purple liquid and orange liquid makes brown liquid*
Darcy Helmandollar: Thanks, Lisa! It's brown!
Lord Master Lox: Now, how about brown and green together.
Lisa Loud: Okay, I'll try. *puts brown liquid and green liquid and it starts bubbling*
Lord Master Lox: Good work, Lisa.
Darcy Helmandollar: Bubbles.
Lord Master Lox: Good work, Kindergartners. *shocked* Look out! She's gonna blow!
Science experiment explodes right over Master Lox's face.
Darcy Helmandollar: Are you okay, Mr. Master Lox?
Lord Master Lox: I'm okay! It blew!
Time card reading: "Later"
French Narrator: Later.
Later, In her head, she thanked Darcy and her family for showing her that showing love and kindness to others is a great feeling to have.
Lisa Loud: So, you wanna play some checkers?
Darcy Helmandollar: I love playing that! Checker Twins!!!
Lord Master Lox: Alright, Kindergartners! It's a movie called 1x1x1x1.
Kindergartners: Huh?!
In Robloxian city.
Lord Master Lox: *narrates* And now, 1x1x1x1 will control everyone.
1x1x1x1: *evil laughs*
Robloxian People: *screams*
Lord Master Lox: *narrates* He is chasing people, and controlling everyone.
1x1x1x1: *controls them all* I'm your control now! *evil laughs*
Robloxian People (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): *follows 1x1x1x1*
1x1x1x1: Troops, I have an important announcement.
C00lkidd: What is it?!
1x1x1x1: Now, until then--
Cuts back to Lisa's class.
Lord Master Lox: That's the end of the movie.
Darcy Helmandollar: But, it's 1x1x1x1.
Lisa Loud: Darcy, it's just a movie.
Darcy Helmandollar: Thanks, Lisa. But he's coming right now.
Lord Master Lox: Nonsense, he's not here, Darcy.
1x1x1x1: Hello, Kindergartners.
Lord Master Lox: *shocked* It's the real 1x1x1x1! Run for your lives! *screams and runs away*
Lisa Loud: This isn't a movie, Darcy. This is real.
1x1x1x1: Well well well, Kindergartners! Now I'm a substitute teacher now! Let's take your hacking controller.
Kindergartners: *takes a hacking controllers*
1x1x1x1: Good, now I'm gonna control you! Ready! 1 plus 1?
Kindergartners: 2.
1x1x1x1: Good. 1 plus 2?
Kindergartners: 3.
1x1x1x1: How about, 1 plus 3? *controls the Kindergartners*
Kindergartners (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): 4.
Darcy Helmandollar: Lisa, what's happening to everyone.
Lisa Loud: Darcy, we have to get out of here.
Lisa Loud and Darcy Helmandollar: *gets out of the class*
Scenes cuts to the hallway.
1x1x1x1: *offscreen* 2 plus 3?
Kindergartners (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): *offscreen* 5.
Lisa Loud: Darcy, we're at the hallway. *zips to Ms. Shrinivas* Ms. Shrinivas, we need your help.
Ms. Shrinivas: You two can go to Dendy's Lab.
Lisa Loud: Good. Come Darcy.
Darcy Helmandollar: Ok.
Slide transition to Dendy's Lab.
Dendy from OK K.O.: 1x1x1x1 is controlling the Kindergartners.
Lisa Loud: Good one, Dendy.
Dendy from OK K.O.: Now, let's fight 1x1x1x1.
Darcy Helmandollar: Got it, Dendy.
Lisa Loud, Darcy Helmandollar and Dendy from OK K.O.: We're "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud!"
The title "OK Lisa and Dendy Loud!" with Lisa, Darcy and Dendy are on the screen. Slide transition to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: *cries* This is horrible, Plankton. 1x1x1x1 is controlling the Kindergartners. What do we do now?
Plankton: It's okay, Master Lox. Let's fight 1x1x1x1 and save the Kindergartners.
Lord Master Lox: Really?!
Plankton: Of course.
Lord Master Lox: Now, come Plankton.
Plankton: Okay.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *leaves*
Slide transition to Royal Woods Elementary school at the hallway.
Lisa Loud: Okay, you two. We have to fight 1x1x1x1 and save the Kindergartners.
Dendy from OK K.O.: You got it, Lisa.
Darcy Helmandollar: Lisa and Dendy, let's team up! Shall we?!
Lisa Loud, Darcy Helmandollar and Dendy from OK K.O.: OK Lisa and Dendy Loud, here we go!
Cuts to Lisa's class.
1x1x1x1: 10 plus 5?
Kindergartners (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): 15.
Lisa Loud: *offscreen* Hey, leave the Kindergartners alone!
1x1x1x1: What are you guys doing here.
Lisa Loud: We're here to save the Kindergartners.
Dendy from OK K.O.: Yeah, let's fight.
Darcy Helmandollar: Save the Kindergartners.
1x1x1x1: *growls* KINDERGARTNERS, GET THEM!
Kindergartners (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): Destroy, OK Lisa and Dendy Loud. Destroy, OK Lisa and Dendy Loud.
Lisa Loud: Oh no, looks like this is the end!
Dendy from OK K.O.: Me two.
Darcy Helmandollar: Me three.
Ms. Shrinivas: *offscreen* Hey! *cuts back to the viewers* Get away from them!
1x1x1x1: Huh?!
Ms. Shrinivas: You’re going down, 1x1x1x1! Time to throw you out the window!
1x1x1x1: No, wait!
Ms. Shrinivas: *throws 1x1x1x1 and it breaks through window*
1x1x1x1: *screams*
Kindergartners (Controlled by 1x1x1x1): *stops being controlled by 1x1x1x1*
Ms. Shrinivas: Now, you don't need hacking controllers anymore. *throws hacking controllers through window*
Kindergartners: Yay!
Lord Master Lox: Thank you for saving the Kindergartners, Ms. Shrinivas.
Ms. Shrinivas: I did!
Plankton: Thank you, thank you!
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, let's go home.
Plankton: Okay, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *leaves*
Darcy Helmandollar: Bye, Mr. Master Lox.
Lisa Loud: I hope 1x1x1x1 learned his lesson.
Dendy from OK K.O.: Of course, Lisa.
Yellow Rectangle: Hey guys, I'm sorry I forgot my textbook.
K.O.: Hey, Dendy. Wanna come?
Dendy from OK K.O.: Sure, K.O. Anytime now.
K.O. and Dendy from OK K.O.: *leaves*
Yellow Rectangle: I gotta go.
Red Rectangle: Me too.
Yellow and Red Rectangle: *leaves*
Ms. Shrinivas: Thanks, you two. You get a star.
Lisa Loud: A star, Darcy?
Darcy Helmandollar: Thanks, Lisa. You're the best.
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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