Lawson and Rachel get the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek for wishing cancer on Rachel and get grounded

== Cast ==
Lawson-Eric
Rachel Hart-Julie
Lou Strickland-Tom
Shrek, Alameda Slim and Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)-Dallas
Rico-Alan
Happy Cowboy (Oswald O Burger)-Kidaroo
Wesley-Steven
Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy
Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)-Kimberly
Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum)-Kendra
== Transcript ==
At the park, Lawson and Rachel were grumpy about Shrek.
Lawson: Man! Shrek is such an idiot!
Rachel: I know, Lawson! He wished cancer on me! He's so horrid! What shall we do?
Lawson had an idea.
Lawson: I know, Rachel! How about we get the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek?
Rachel: That's a good idea! Let's do it! Let's phone our good friend Lou Strickland!
So Lawson and Rachel picked up their phones and phoned Lou Strickland up. In Lou Strickland's room, Lou Strickland heard his phone ringing and then he picked it up to answer it.
Lawson: Hello, Lou Strickland! It's us! Erwin Lawson!
Rachel: And Rachel Hart!
Lou Strickland: Hello! What can we do?
Lawson: You're not going to be happy when Rachel and I say this! Shrek the horrid ogre wished cancer on my girlfriend Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah, he's so disgraceful and horrid! Can you and your friends Alameda Slim, Rico, Oswald O Burger and Wesley to kill Shrek for us?
Lou Strickland was dismayed.
Lou Strickland: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! Shrek is so mean! Me and my friends will kill that beast for you!
Lawson: You will? Thanks!
Lawson and Rachel: Bye, Strickland!
Lou Strickland: Bye, Lawson and Rachel!
So Lou Strickland put down the phone.
Lou Strickland: Time to kill that green beast!
Later, the Strickland Guard confronted Shrek.
Lou Strickland: Shrek!
Shrek: Strickland Guard, what do you five want?!
Lou Strickland: Lawson and Rachel sent us to deal with you because you wished cancer on Rachel!
Slim: I'd say you'd fit in the last of Big Mike Donald's Herd.
Rico: Big Mike Donald had a farm?
Oswald: E I E I O!
Wesley: You're going to face fatal consequences!
Lou Strickland: We're here to kill you! We got guns!
Shrek was horrified.
Shrek: No no no no no no no no no no no! Please don't beat me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Slim: Too bad! Time to die! You're as stupid as Ginger!
Lou Strickland: Till the world ends!
All: Strickland Guard defend!
Lou Strickland: Alright, guys! Let's pick up our guns!
So the Strickland Guard equipped their guns and started shooting Shrek. Shrek was screaming.
Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Shrek collapsed, and he was dead. The Strickland Guard cheered.
Lou Strickland: Yay! Shrek is dead for good! I will tell Lawson and Rache; the good news!
So Lou Strickland picked up his phone and phoned Lawson and Rachel up. Back in the park, Lawson and Rachel heard their phones ringing and they picked them up to answer.
Lawson and Rachel: Hello?
Lou Strickland: Lawson and Rachel, me and my guard have killed Shrek for you so she won't wish cancer on Rachel ever again! Hahahahaha!
Lawson: Thank you so much, Strickland!
Rachel: Thanks for taking care of Shrek!
Lou Strickland: You're welcome, Lawson and Rachel! Bye!
Lawson and Rachel: Bye!
Lawson and Rachel put down their phones. Lou Strickland was talking to his friends.
Lou Strickland: Come on, guys! Let's go to the bar and celebrate!
Slim: Good idea!
Oswald: This is going to be great!
Rico: Yeah, we got some beer to drink!
Wesley: Oh boy, we love beer!
Back in Lawson's house, Lawson was in his room, and heard his dad calling.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, get down here right now!
Lawson: Oh dear! I hear my dad calling! I'll go tell him what's wrong!
So Lawson left his room and went downstairs. Then he entered the lounge where his angry parents were waiting.
Lawson: What's the matter, mum and dad?
Rachel's dad: We got a call from Shrek's friends! And they told me that you sent the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek! Is this true?
Lawson: Um, um, um, um...
Lawson's mum: You better tell us the truth right now or else you will be grounded!
Lawson: Okay, fine! I called the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek because she wished cancer on my girlfriend Rachel!
Lawson's parents threw a tantrum.
Lawson's dad: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Erwin, how dare you call the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek?! That's horrid!
Lawson's mum: And now, everyone reacted to his death, because of you!
Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for 13 days!
Lawson's mum: Go upstairs to your room right now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Rachel's house, Rachel was in her room, and heard her dad calling.
Rachel's dad: Rachel, get down here right now!
Rachel: Oh dear! I hear my dad calling! I'll go tell him what's wrong!
So Rachel left her room and went downstairs. Then she entered the lounge where her angry parents were waiting.
Rachel: What's the matter, mum and dad?
Rachel's dad: We got a call from Shrek's friends! And they told me that you sent the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek! Is this true?
Rachel: Um, um, um, um...
Rachel's mum: You better tell us the truth right now or else you will be grounded!
Rachel: Okay, fine! I called the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek because she wished cancer on me!
Rachel's parents threw a tantrum.
Rachel's dad: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Rachel, how dare you call the Strickland Guard to kill Shrek?! That's horrid!
Rachel's mum: And now, everyone reacted to his death, because of you!
Rachel's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for 13 days!
Rachel's mum: Go upstairs to your room right now!
Rachel went to her room, crying.
Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Category:Lawson's grounded days
Category:Rachel Hart's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff