Pop Went The Weasel- He's Pretty Popped.

Pop Went The Weasel- He's Pretty Popped is the first full episode of the Angry Birds TV Show, and the fifth episode of season 1.
==Summary==
None for now.
==Script==
Scene starts at the bird's nest.
Matilda: I need some help with writing my new tv show. I'm going to get some insparation!
Red: Isn't that a bit early with the plot and stuff?
Matilda: Look, I do what I want, okay? 
At the Comic-Con
Matilda: Look at all these people! There's Seth Mcfarlene in the Family Guy section over there,
Seth Mcfarlene: Nice costume!
Matilda: It isn't a costume.
Seth Mcfarlene: Haha, very funny. Right Stewie?
Stewie: Uh, I guess.
Matilda: And there's Matt Groening,
Matt Groening: Nobody can sue me if anything goes wrong in the show. I'm Matt Groening!
Matilda: I'm going to listen to those people over there.
Scene 2 where Stella is listening to her IPhone when Matilda calls.
Stella: Uh, hello?
Matilda in the speaker: I need you to babysit Bubbles while i'm gone. Can you do that?
Stella: Who?
Matilda: Just do the freaking job, i’m busy!
Stella: Okay, but what is Bubbles?
Matilda: Enough with the silly gimmicks.
Stella: Nobody uses the word “gimmicks” anymore, lady.
Matilda: Young lady, I tell you, I know how to be cool!
Stella: Right, right,
Matilda: Oh really? Seth Mcfarlene, I’m cool, right?
Seth Mcfarlene: Uh, what? Uh, yeah, you’re cool Lois.
Matilda: I don’t know who Lois is, but that’s an alright response.
Stella hangs up the phone, and then glares down at Bubbles.
Stella: You really do not know how to mind your own business, do you?
Bubbles then hold out book.
Stella: Oh, you want me to read to you, right?
Then Stella reads, and then time goes forward a bit to a point where Bubbles is just sleeping, and Stella is listening to random ipod music.
Stella: This is more boring than the time I had to work at McDonalds. Just because Ronald McDonald is a clown doesn’t mean I’m not scared of him!
Red suddenly comes out of nowhere: That’s not really funny.
Stella: What?
Red: You really, really shouldn’t try and make jokes like that, it’s really disturbing.
Stella, looks at the viewers, breaking the fourth wall: You like my jokes, right?
Screen shifts left to right, indicating that it is saying no.
Stella, head down: Oh.
Scene changes to a street full of moving pigs and buildings.
Stella: Let’s see…. So fat lady needs some herbs for her garden… wait a second, I thought she grew her herbs!
Minion Pig: Really, nobody grows herbs anymore.
Minion Pig: Yeah, nobody really grows herbs anymore.
Scene changes to Red with Bomb at the tavern.
Red: Come on Bomb, we need to leave.
Bomb: Just one more beer! One more!
Red: I don’t see what is so great about-
Suddenly, drop of alcohol lands on Red’s tongue.
Red: Oh, boy.
Scene changes to Stella and Bubbles at the shopping mall.
Stella: Let’s see… if I buy the catsup, I save 20 percent off… but on the shopping list it says I have to buy ketchup… Okay, I’ll buy the ketchup.
Scene changes to Bubbles and Stella at the park.
Stella: Ah, the park. Purified land that makes you feel wonderful! Isn’t that right, Bubbles? Bubbles?
Bubbles is missing, Stella looks around.
Stella: Oh, crud.
Red appears out of nowhere again.
Red: Nobody uses the word “crud”, Stella. You’re not cool.
Stella smacks Red down, then shouts: Who’s cool now, sucker?
Red: I need another beer.
Stella: I thought you hated beer!
Red: Not really anymore.
Scene changes to where Pigs are having dinner.
King Pig: I will now sentence the council with this speech. Ahem, ahem. 
While King Pig talks, the minion pigs glance at each other in boredom.
King Pig: On behalf of the pig kingdom, tonight's festive meal will now begin!
Suddenly doors burst open with Red.
Red, drunk: Honey, i'm home!
King Pig: Who is this scoundral?
Red: Oh, okay. I'll give you a footrub.
Then smacks King Pig.
Red: Oops, sorry.
Then clumsily knocks over statue and squashes a minion pig.
Then Hal hops in and picks up Red.
Hal: I am sorry. Please continue your dinner. 
Then Hal leaves with Red, closing the doors. The minon pigs and king pig stare in awe for 4 seconds. Then a minion pig farts and everyone starts to look at him arguing.
Scene changes to the park at night.
Stella: Bubbles, BUBBLES?
Bubbles then hops onto Stella.
Stella: Okay, that was convinient.
Then Bubbles indicates for Stella to follow him.
Stella follows Bubbles to a pile of dirt. Bubbles digs out a box. Then he takes out a rare dollar bill.
Stella: We found this bill!
Bubbles stares at Stella sarcasticlly.
Stella: Fine, you found a bill.
Scene changes to the edge of a cliff.
Red: I'm off of this whiskey and wine.
Stella: I'm proud of you, Red. But what happened to the Pig Council a couple hours ago?
Red: Uhhh......
Scene changes to the Pig's dining room where the Minion Pigs and King Pig are all fighting by throwing chairs and having food fights. Then a minion pig farts, and they alll tackle the minion pig.
Catch the animated version of "Pop Went The Weasal- He's Pretty Popped" soon!
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