Kids In Florida/Season 3 Transcript

== What The Funk? ==
* TBA
* Sally: GUYS!, BOYFRIEND IS REAL!
* Mr. Night: Sally, Sally you're late to class again.
* Sally: (Stands on the teacher's desk) FNF IS REAL!
* Mr.Night: Sally get down of my desk
* Sally: God damn you Mr. Night!
* Mr. Night: Do you want to go to the principal's office?
* (Sally Gets Frustrated)
* Mr. Night: Okay y'all, today we're gonna learn about The Great Depressio-
* Boyfriend: (Enters room while Beatboxing the FNF Title Theme)
* (Sally Screams 5 seconds later)
* Mr Night: What The Hell?, What's going on? (To Boyfreind) Who the hell are you?
* (Pico enters the room as well, Girlfreind also entered as well)
* Roddy: That orange hair guy is manacing!
* Trey: Yeah, probably.
* Roddy: Please don't tell me he's going to-
* (Pico headshots Roddy)
* Trey: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: You Bastard!
* Pico: HEY HEY HEY!, I'd watch my mouth if i were you, you two are in thin ice there buddy!
== TBA ==
== Genderbend Episode 3 ==
* (Riley gets accidentally pushed to the wood chipper by Renato)
* Tasha: (GASP) OH MY GOD!, HE KILLED RILEY!
* Ruby: YOU BASTARD!
== Who's Teacher Now? ==
* (In class)
* Sally: Okay, last chance to solve the puzzle, all we have here is S H _ _ T O, the hint is a predator to people.
* Ryan: Please don't tell me it's-
* Arcus: Shawto?
* Sally: No Arcus!
* Ryan: GOD DAMN IT SALLY!
* Sally: Anyone else?
* Olimar: Karen?
* Sally: OLIMAR!, DO YOU SEE S, H, T, O IN KAREN?!?!?
* Olimar: I'm trying to not be offensive
* Sally: It's common sense Olimar!
== Shitty Gymnastic ==
* (A Chinese basketball player hits Roddy, sending him flying to the roof, he survives getting his head bust into the ceiling, but suffocates to death)
* Sally: 哦我的上帝！他们杀了罗迪！
* Ryan: You Bastards!
== President Game ==
* (Ryuji turns on his PC and logs into discord)
== Genderbend Episode 4 ==
== Sally Thinks She's Dead ==
* (In Trey's Kitchen)
* Trey: She's been taking so long...., i wonder where she is..
* Ryan: The food she brings better be good.
* Sally: The Food she has better be good.
* (Chloe Arrives)
* Chloe: Hey Kids.
* Roddy: Yes!
* Sally: She's got The Domino!
* Chloe: Not so fast kids., Help me get the groceries out of the car
* Trey: But mom, we've been waiting and waiting!, it's been 2 hours!
* Chloe: It will only take a few minutes.
* Sally: If we do it together, it will take very little time
* Trey: Good point.
* (While the boys are helping with the groceries, Sally opened the pizza box, rips out the cheese and eats them, the boys return with the groceries later)
* Ryan: Alright!, time to chomp on some Domino- (Sees the cheese-less pizza)
* Trey: Where's the cheese?
* Chloe: Oh, who are the cheese off?
* Trey: (Angrily) Sally!, You ate the cheese of THE ENTIRE PIZZA!
* Sally: Well i saved you the dough and the sauce.
* Ryan: Well the cheese is the best part.
* Sally: Well see you guys, i'm going home (Leaves then closes the door)
* (2 Seconds Worth of Silence)
* Roddy: (Cries)
* Trey: I can't believe that Jackass ate off the cheese!
* Ryan: Yeah, Jerkgirl loved all that cheese, great...
* (Trey, Ryan and Roddy all become infuriated)
* (Next Day, Sally opens her locker, then Ryan and Trey just walks behind her)
* Ryan (Still Infuriated from last night): HEY JACKASS!, Why did you eat off the cheese off the pizza
* (Sally gets nervous)
* Sally: I'm just hungry!
* Ryan: You have to do better than that. (Leaves along eith Trey)
* Sally: (Phew!)
* (2 minutes later)
* Roddy: We should teach her a lesson!, She has gone to far!
* Ryan: Very Good Idea, Roddy!, But how?
* Roddy: i have a mannequin
* Ryan: Good point, but be careful, she might be near and overhear our plan.
* (Later, after lunch)
* Sally: Okay then, and (sees Mannequin in Sally's clothes in a pool of realistic looking fake blood) OH MY GOD!, I DIED?!?!?
* (Meanwhile)
* Ryan: Hey you all, let's all ignore Sally, she's a very rude jerk
* Arcus: Well, Yeah, she's a jerk, so i'm just going to ignore her
* Olimar: Oh, never thought ignoring her was an option.
* Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Okay, i get why.
* Trey: and The Ignoring begins......
== The Arabian Whore ==
* Trey: Dude, have you heard about that Mascot Alice Goldenwood?, She's going to have a play on QUAVERS this Friday!
* TBA
* (Sally tries to run away from Alice, she successfully escapes, but Alice ripped Sally's skirt in the process, leaving the latter in her underwear)
* TBA
* Trey: OH MY GOD!, ALICE RAPED RODDY TO DEATH!
* Ryan: YOU PEDOPHILE!
* (Alice Escapes)
* Trey: Sally is right about that woman!, She's so damn disgusting!
* Ryan: YEAH!, EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!
* TBA
* Alice: (Tries to run away with the 10 TB hard drive worth of Cybercrime, including child porn)
* Sheriff: (Shoots Alice 15 times, the first 8 shots were leg shots, making her fall, the rest were headshots, she dies)
== World Filled With Sally ==
* TBA
== Cast ==
* Trey Martin
* Roddy Rockwell
* Sally Liu
* Ryan Ozu
* Alice Goldenwood (Only appeared in The Arabian Whore)
* Joe Emmanuel "Sheriff" Mammah (Debut)
=== Deaths ===
* Roddy: 8 (No Deaths in Who's Teacher Now and Sally Thinks She's dead)
* Alice Goldenwood
* Sally Clones
== Trivia ==
* Alice Goldenwood is a parody of Amber Slivstone
* QUAVERS is a fictional Theme park in this show