Eye Stigmata

==Publishers Summary==
Germaine tries to pick out glasses while Pilz-E talks about his unfortunate condition.
==Transcript==
Germaine is shown standing in a store looking at glasses.
: Germaine
: Ugh, Jeeze. You know, I hate looking for new glasses. It's like trying to pick out a whole new face.
Pillz-E pops up from behind the counter.
: Pillz-E
: Oh yeah, with the new faces gone changed with the eyes of the dead man see through your head of lies in the apendage case of a new brain case.
: Germaine
: Right, whatever. I'm just glad my eyes haven't gotten worse since my last check-up. {puts on a pair of glasses}
: Pillz-E
: My last check-up with the doctors; said I had a stigmata in my eyes. Stigmata is bad.
: Germaine
: Y... you mean astigmatism.
: Pillz-E
: Nope, it's a stigmata with the bleeding of the eyes and the retina gone crazy-swirly with the twitching of bloody red cornea. The cornea-corn.
: Germaine
: I think you're getting it all mixed up.
: Pillz-E
: Are you saying I'm a liars with the falseness of the fictioness and the statements untrue?
Pillz-E squeals; falls over with a smashing noise.
: Germaine
: No, I'm saying I think you have the two terms mixed up. Astigmatism {Pilz-E shakes a container of medication, lays some capsules on the counter, and eats them.} is an eye condition known as a refractive error. That just means it causes a disturbance in the way that light rays are focused within the eye. A stigmata is spontaneous manifestation of bloody wounds on a person's hands, feet, forehead, and back, similar to the wounds inflicted upon Jesus during the crucifixtion.
: Pillz-E
: I know the difference between of a stigmata and astigmatism of the eye, and I have a stigmata in the eye.
: Germaine
: O... okay, fine, what ever.
: Pillz-E
: Jesus was cool with the powers {holds up a small cross} and the healing and the forgiving the stupid people.
{Imitating Jesus}
: I forgive you, stupid people.... {spurts blood from eyes all over Germaine} Whoa, wait, ah, jeez, wait a second, see? Telling the truth; a stigmata in the eye! Gah... oh....
: Germaine
: Ew, that's fucking gross!
: Pillz-E
: Don't make fun of the genetic disabillity. I tell you, this would really hurt if I wasn't loaded up on the pain killers. {spurts more blood on Germaine}
The Ending screen appears.
: Pillz-E
: Stigmata... in your eye.
==External Links==
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