Long Lost Brother!?

Long Lost Brother!? is the first episode of Adventures From The Deep Blue Sea.
==Plot==
SpongeBob meets his rich Long Lost Brother. He must help him to get enough money but it isn't so easy.
==Script==
[The scene goes to Donald SquarePants in a business meeting]
Donald SquarePants: So, here's the problem...This new company Snails Delight is taking away the customers who usually buy Snail-Po.
Nat Peterson: So, what should we do? Sue them?
Donald SquarePants: No....We should make a new flavour!
Nat Peterson: A New flavour of Snail-Po? That's...That's....Insane!
Donald SquarePants: How?! We've kept our normal taste since 1967 and it's beginning to get old...
Nat Peterson: Ok...I've got a flavour! Snail Food Flavour!
Donald SquarePants: *Face Palm* What?!
Nat Peterson: Is that not a good idea?
Donald SquarePants: You know what? You're fired!
Nat Peterson: You can't do that! I've been working in the business for years!
Donald SquarePants: I said you're fired!
Nat Peterson: Ok Sir!
[Nat Peterson runs out of the office]
Donald SquarePants: Anyone else have any ideas? Please be better than his stupid one...
Tom Smith: I've got one! Worm Food flavour!
Donald SquarePants: Seriously!?
[The scene goes to Tom being kicked out of the office]
Tom Smith: ARGH!
[The scene then cuts to Donald in his office at night]
Donald SquarePants: *Sigh* I only have so long to live and this is the crew I've got...I've let the last owner down...I've let my family down! What am I supposed to do!?
[Harold SquarePants walks into the room]
Harold: Son...It's you...
Donald SquarePants: Dad!? It's you! How did you find me!?
Harold: This was the last place I've checked for you...I've heard about you're condition...
Donald SquarePants: I don't have enough money to live...I'm gonna die! How am I going to get the money in such a short amount of time!?
Harold: I have an idea...
Donald SquarePants: What is it!? Please, tell me!
Harold: Your Brother...He's creative...He could help...
Donald SquarePants: My brother? The guy who you raised and I got taken to another family!? No way!
Harold: I've never told him about you.....Please, he'll help.
Donald SquarePants: How do you know? He's a fry cook!
Harold: He's creative...Please, trust me...
Donald SquarePants: *Sigh* Ok dad...I'll host a party tonight...It hopefully won't cost a lot...
Harold: Good, I don't want you to spend too much money...
Donald SquarePants: I love you dad...
Harold: I love you son...
[Donald hugs Harold]
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in his living room]
[SpongeBob is watching two sea anemones dancing]
SpongeBob: Oh yeah...
[Gary comes into the room]
SpongeBob: Gary!
[SpongeBob changes to the Sports Channel]
SpongeBob: Hehe, I was just watching the sports channel. Bikini Bottom Bulldogs are winning by ten percent!
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: What do you mean they're not playing today?! Of course they are!
[SpongeBob turns his TV off]
SpongeBob: You know what? That's enough TV. How about we play some board games?
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: Oh Yeah, you trailed over all of them...Ew...
[The door bell rings]
SpongeBob: That must be the mail man! He always comes at this time!
[SpongeBob rushes over to the door and opens it to reveal Norton The Mailman]
Norton: Good Morning Mr. SquarePants....Here's your mail today....
[Norton gives SpongeBob a letter]
SpongeBob: Is there no big box with you? Maybe a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy death ray toy?
Norton: Um, no...
SpongeBob: Ok. Bye Mr. Mailman!
Norton: [Sarcastic Laugh] Bye...
[SpongeBob throws the letter to Gary]
SpongeBob: Just bills Gary...
[Gary opens the letter]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: What do you mean it's a note from my lost brother? I don't have a brother....
[Gary passes SpongeBob the note]
SpongeBob: Ok...."Dear Mr. SquarePants...I am Donald SquarePants your long lost brother...Please come to my party tonight at the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom"....Wow! I have a long lost brother! AWESOME!!!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob in a tuxedo and Gary wearing a bowtie entering the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom]
[Loads of people wearing fancy clothing are stood around the room]
SpongeBob: Hello everyone...I hope you are all having a tip top time....
Fancy and Posh Woman: Ha, look at that weirdo and his dirty stinky pet...Where did he get the tuxedo? The 99p Shop? Hahahahahaha!
SpongeBob: Looks like I'm going to have to up the posh level tonight...Hello good chaps! I love that dress you are wearing!
Fancy and Posh Woman#2: I wish I could say the same about you...
[A Waiter starts walking towards SpongeBob with some cheese cubes on the tray]
Waiter: Would you like some Cheesà Cubeàs?
SpongeBob: Yes please...I would like some Chee...A....A...Cube?
[Gary walks past the Waiter]
Waiter: AH!!!
[The Waiter throws the tray onto the floor and runs away]
SpongeBob: Wait! That's only Gary!
[Everyone is looking at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Um, hi?
Posh Party Goers: [Gasp!] Did you see that? That's disgusting...
SpongeBob: Oh, I see what I've done wrong...Don't worry...I'll clean it up...
[SpongeBob starts picking up the cheese cubes from the floor]
Posh Party Goers: [Gasp!] What is he doing!? That's horrible!
SpongeBob: Oh, sorry...
[SpongeBob picks up a napkin and wipes his nose with it]
SpongeBob: Is this better?
[SpongeBob has chocolate all over his nose]
SpongeBob: Hey, what the?
[SpongeBob gets up and looks at a fountain of chocolate]
SpongeBob: Uh Oh...
[The First Posh and Fancy party goer faints and falls into the hands of a male party goer]
SpongeBob: Sorry!
[SpongeBob walks back and knocks the fountain of chocolate onto the floor]
SpongeBob: Oh No...
[The Chocolate splashes all onto the party goers outfits]
SpongeBob: Sorry?...
[The Party Goers start walking towards SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Uh Oh....
[The scene goes to Donald in the entrance of the Grand Hall of Bikini Bottom]
[Donald has his cellphone out]
Donald SquarePants: I don't think he's come...I can't see him anywhere...
[SpongeBob and all of the party goers run past Donald]
SpongeBob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Donald turns around]
Donald SquarePants: Hang on.... I think I've found him...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob trapped in a circle of angry posh people]
SpongeBob: This is it Gary...I never knew I was going like this...
Donald SquarePants: [From Behind Crowd] Hey! Stop! He's my brother!
[Donald runs through a open path in the crowd]
Donald SquarePants: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: Um, yes...
Donald SquarePants: Great! I'm Donald SquarePants....
SpongeBob: Brother?!
Donald SquarePants: Um, can we have a private talk?
SpongeBob: Um, yeah...Sure....
[The scene goes to SpongeBob and Donald SquarePants in a lift]
SpongeBob: So, whats the big news?
Donald SquarePants: I have a serious medical problems and...If I don't get enough money for my operation I'll die...I was wondering if you could help me..
SpongeBob: Money....I think I have some of that...
[SpongeBob pulls a piggy bank out from his pocket]
SpongeBob: Let's see...
[SpongeBob puts his hand into the piggy bank]
SpongeBob: Oh, that tickles! Wait, that's a spider....AH!
[SpongeBob throws the spider out of the piggy bank]
Donald SquarePants: Um, may I ask how long you've had that?
SpongeBob: Um, well....I got it at...I really can't remember...
[SpongeBob pulls out 1 cent from the piggy bank]
SpongeBob: Ta Da! A Penny!
Donald SquarePants: [Awkward Laugh] Is that all?
SpongeBob: Um, yes...
Donald SquarePants: Oh....Oh, thats ok...*Sigh* At least you'll know about me now...Ha, imagine what it'd be like if we knew each other as children...
SpongeBob: Come on....Don't be upset...I'm sure we can figure something out...
Donald SquarePants: Look, I'm not in the mood for Jellyfishing...
SpongeBob: How do you know I do that?
Donald SquarePants: I've spoken to dad...
SpongeBob: Oh.....So, is it rude for me to ask you what your job is?
Donald SquarePants: I'm actually the owner of Snail-Po...
SpongeBob: Then how are you broke?
Donald SquarePants: I just am...My workers suck...I mean...It's old...We need a new flavour...
SpongeBob: A New Flavour of Snail Food!? Woah!
Donald SquarePants: That's it!
[Donald SquarePants picks up Gary]
Donald SquarePants: You can help!
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: Um, ok! Awesome!
[The Lift stops at the roof]
Donald SquarePants: Come on! Let's go to the entrance!
SpongeBob: Why are we here!?
Donald SquarePants: It was just to make the ride a bit more longer...
SpongeBob: Oh, that makes sense...
[The scene goes to Donald sat at his desk on a computer in his office]
[SpongeBob and Gary are stood in the office too]
SpongeBob: Wow, I can't believe I'm actually in the Snail-Po HQ!
Donald SquarePants: Ok, we need a slogan....
SpongeBob: How about "A Snails Delight"?
Donald SquarePants: Hm....What do you think Gary?
Gary: Meow....
SpongeBob: Ugh, I can't translate strong snail...Only easy snail...I only did 1 Year in Snail School....
Donald SquarePants: Why did you go to Snail School?
SpongeBob: It's a long story...
Donald SquarePants: Ok....A Snail's Delight!
SpongeBob: Wait! I've got a better one! A Meowing Sensation!
Donald SquarePants: Even better than the lest one! My workers would never think of this!
[Patrick rushes into the office]
Patrick: SpongeBob! What are you doing here? I've never seen you here before...
SpongeBob: Patrick? How did you get in?....
Patrick: I have a tunnel leading to here...
Donald SquarePants: What? Why?!
Patrick: Because I need to feed Rocky...
Donald SquarePants: Rocky? As in Sylvester Stallone?
Patrick: No, my pet!
SpongeBob: Patrick, your pet is a rock...
Patrick: You're right...I should feed him rock food!
Donald SquarePants: So...You are the person who steals two cans every night? And this is just for a rock!?
Patrick: Hey, do you do rock food?
Donald SquarePants: Um.....No....
Patrick: *Sigh* Ok...I'm going back home...
Donald SquarePants: Wait! *Sigh* I'm gonna say it...Do you want to help me and my brother here make a new type of Snail Product?
Patrick: *Gasp!* Yeah!
Donald SquarePants: Ok, we need a flavour...
Patrick: Chocolate! Definitely chocolate!
Donald SquarePants: Um, chocolate...That's....Interesting...
SpongeBob: Chocolate and Caramel flavour! It'll be lovely! What do you think Gary!?
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: *Sigh* Only if I had taken them two other years...
[The scene goes to Donald SquarePants and SpongeBob walking into the Barg.N.Mart]
SpongeBob: I can't wait to see our product on the shelf!
Donald SquarePants: Me neither! I can't wait for all the happy customers!
[Everyone walks past the Chocolate Snail-Po]
Donald SquarePants: Oh.......
SpongeBob: Aw.....
Donald SquarePants: One person has to buy it...
[Nat Peterson runs over to Donald]
Nat Peterson: Ha! Look where getting me fired has got you!
Donald SquarePants: *Sigh* Nat....Where are you now?
Nat Peterson: On nearly every TV ever! That's right! I'm the new Weather Man! WOO! HAHAHA!
[Nat Peterson walks out of the automatic doors]
Nat Peterson: Later Losers!
[Nat Peterson gets in his car and drives away from the Barg.N.Mart]
Donald SquarePants: I hate him so much...
SpongeBob: Don't worry....We'll get that money...I'll do anything to help you...I mean...You are family...
Donald SquarePants: Thanks....I'm so glad I have a brother like you...
SpongeBob: Me too...
[SpongeBob and Donald hug]
SpongeBob: Ok, if we look around we'll be sure to find a idea!
[Tom and his wife Susan are at the check out]
Tom: Look, should we get the nappies with ducks on or the nappies with sea horses on?
Susan: Oh, yeah...That's real important!
[Tom gets out his phone]
Phone: [Woman's Voice] She means...That is not important at all. He's just a frickin' baby.
Tom: Ok, let's get him the one with sea horses on...
Susan: Ok, good...
Tom: Hey, do you mind if I go out to the club tonight with my pals?
Susan: Oh yeah, I don't want to spend anytime with you! It's not like I'm your wife!
Phone: [Woman's Voice] She means that she wants to spend time with you watching Jason Stapham or Bruce Willis films....
Tom: Oh! Great! How about Die Hard?
Susan: Oh yeah, it isn't like we've seen that a million times...
Phone: [Woman's Voice] Bladadadadadkkamdmmsmakskkdkelkemdmmdmdkskksmdmmdmeedmcnejeuwjffh.
[Smoke comes out of the phone]
Tom: *Gulp*
Donald SquarePants: That's it! We need to make a translator! A Snail Translator!
SpongeBob: Brilliant!
Donald SquarePants: Let's get to work!
[The scene goes to Donald and SpongeBob walking into the meeting room]
[Patrick is stood at the front next to a white board]
Patrick: Now, I'll need one donut and ten unicorns!
Donald SquarePants: Um, Patrick.....Can we take over from here?
Patrick: Sure....
[Patrick walks out of the room]
Donald SquarePants: Ok, I'm back everyone....
Kate: Oh, look who's back!
Donald SquarePants: I own this place! Of course I'm going to come back!
[Donald and SpongeBob walk to the front of the room]
Donald SquarePants: Meet my brother....SpongeBob...
Donald's Workers: Hi...
SpongeBob: Hi....
[Donald picks up Gary]
Donald SquarePants: Meet his pet Gary! He is the new mascot!
Kate: So!? You think a new mascot is going to change the business!? Ha!
Donald SquarePants: No, but I've got a new idea! The Snail Translator!
[The scene goes to Donald and SpongeBob in Donald's office]
Donald SquarePants: So, all we've got to do is think like a snail!
SpongeBob: Meow?
Donald SquarePants: Brilliant?...
[The scene goes to Donald SquarePants at a snail adopting agency]
Donald SquarePants: I see....That's terrible....Now that's good...That's Terrible...Oh, come say that to my face pal!
[The scene goes to Donald SquarePants eating Snail Food]
Donald SquarePants: Oh....That's lovely....*Barf*
[The scene finally goes to the SpongeBob and Donald at the snail park]
SpongeBob: Ok, time to test it out for real!
[Donald runs over to a female snail]
Donald SquarePants: Hello there!
Snail: Meow!
Snail Translator: Get away freak...
[The Snail trails away]
Donald SquarePants: YES! We did it! It works!
SpongeBob: Yay! Woo!
Donald SquarePants: Thanks....I couldn't of done it with out you...
SpongeBob: Thanks....
Donald SquarePants: I'm going back to my office now...Expect to see it on shelves tomorrow...
[The scene goes to Donald SquarePants in his office at night]
[Donald is on his computer and a noise is heard from outside]
Donald SquarePants: Hello? Is anybody there?
[Another noise is heard]
Donald SquarePants: Hello!?
[Nat Peterson opens the doors and points a gun at Donald]
Donald SquarePants: Nat? What are you doing?
Nat Peterson: I'm sorry Donald...But, I was walking past the snail park today and a little girl told me about your magnificent snail translator....
Donald SquarePants: Why are you doing this? You've moved onto better things...
Nat Peterson: The News sucks...I got fired from it....Fired Again! This is all because of you!
Donald SquarePants: Put the gun down...
Nat Peterson: Don't you tell me what to do! I'm not one of your workers anymore!
Donald SquarePants: Please, you don't know what you are doing...Put the gun down...
Nat Peterson: I know perfectly what I'm doing!
[Patrick comes into the room holding Rocky]
Patrick: Hey, what's up? I thought I'd show you my pet Rocky.
Donald SquarePants: Psst, throw the rock...
Patrick: What?
Donald SquarePants: Throw the rock...
Patrick: What?
Donald SquarePants: THROW THE ROCK!!!
[Patrick throws Rocky into Donald's hands]
Nat Peterson: Hey!
[Nat Peterson shoots the roof as Donald throws Rocky and knocks out Nat]
Patrick: *Gasp* Are you ok!?
Donald SquarePants: I've...I've been shot...
Patrick: Rocky! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME!!!!
Donald SquarePants: Call the Hospital....
Patrick: Hospital!!! Hospital!!!!!!!
Donald SquarePants: With the phone you idiot!
Patrick: Oh, ok!
[Patrick pulls out Nat's phone and rings the hospital]
Patrick: Quick! Come to Snail-Po quickly! Harold is dying!
Donald SquarePants: I'm Donald you idiot!
Patrick: Sorry, I mean Robert!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob walking home at night]
SpongeBob: That was one long day at the Krusty Krab!
[3 Police Cars drive past SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Hey, what's the big deal over here?
[SpongeBob see's all of the ambulances and police cars around the Snail-Po HQ]
SpongeBob: *Gasp* Donald!
[SpongeBob try's to run into the building but gets blocked by Office John]
John: Hey, you're not aloud back there!
SpongeBob: I'm the owners brother! Please, let me through!
John: Yeah right....
SpongeBob: I am! We share the same last name!
John: What's his name?
SpongeBob: Donald!
John: Wrong! It's Robert!
SpongeBob: What!?
[SpongeBob see's 3 Men carrying a body bag into a ambulance]
SpongeBob: No...It can't be...
[SpongeBob rushes into the ambulance]
John: Hey!
[The scene goes to SpongeBob sitting down in the back of the ambulance with the body bag]
SpongeBob: [Crying] I hardly got to know you...I'm sorry...I didn't know this was going to happen...Why!? Why did it happen to you!?
[The Body Bag comes open revealing Rocky]
SpongeBob: Wait, Rocky!?
[SpongeBob looks out of a window and see's another ambulance]
SpongeBob: DONALD!!!
[The Doors fly open and SpongeBob and Rocky fly out onto the road]
[The Ambulances drives away]
SpongeBob: Wait! No! Donald....No....
[SpongeBob see's a old camper van at the side of the road]
SpongeBob: Hey! A old camper van!
[SpongeBob runs over to the camper van and try's to open the door]
SpongeBob: Darn! The doors locked!
[The keys are inside]
SpongeBob: Darn, I need to smash the window in the door to get inside...
[SpongeBob see's Rocky]
SpongeBob: *Gasp* Rocky!
[SpongeBob picks up Rocky]
SpongeBob: Sorry Rocky...This is for my brother...
[SpongeBob smashes the window in the door by throwing Rocky through it]
SpongeBob: Thanks Pal...
[SpongeBob runs into the van]
[A Vulture flys out of the van]
SpongeBob: Woah!
[SpongeBob knocks a skeleton off the drivers seat and sits down]
SpongeBob: I'm sorry!
[SpongeBob sees the keys on the skeleton and starts the van up with them]
SpongeBob: Ok, I hope I know how to drive this thing...
[The scene goes to the van driving into Downtown Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: I'm in Downtown Bikini Bottom! I'm getting so close! I can just feel that driving licence in my hands!
[SpongeBob try's to try the brakes but they won't work]
SpongeBob: Uh Oh...
[The scene goes to a female worker in a cafe next to two old men playing cards]
Female Worker: Um, I'm going to have to ask you to leave...
Old Man: Be quiet! I might win this time!
Old Man #2: The day you win will be the day a Sponge drives through the wall in a van that hasn't been operational for years!
[SpongeBob smashes through the wall in the van]
Old Man: Can I win now?
[The scene goes to SpongeBob on the streets of Bikini Bottom]
SpongeBob: I'll never find Donald! The Hospital is too far away for me to walk on foot!
[SpongeBob sees a gated car show across the street]
SpongeBob: Oh No..I never break and enter...
[Squidward rides past SpongeBob on his bike]
Squidward: No, you always enter and then break! *Laughs*
SpongeBob: Squidward! Look out!
Squidward: For what!?
SpongeBob: That Pebble!
Squidward: SpongeBob! There is no!...
[Squidward trips on a pebble and flys off his bike]
SpongeBob: *Gulp*
[SpongeBob walks over to Squidward's bike]
SpongeBob: Are you ok Squidward?!
Squidward: AH!
SpongeBob: Are you ok!?
Squidward: I think I've broken one of my tentacles..I'm gonna ride to the hospital..
SpongeBob: Are you sure you can do that? That'll be pretty hard won't it?...
Squidward: SpongeBob...I have 4 Legs slashTentacles...I'm still capable of riding a bike...Anyways, I'd end up having all of them broken if you tried to ride my bike...
SpongeBob: Squidward, please can I come to the hospital?
Squidward: Why would you possibly want to go to the hospital!? You remember what happened last time...Right? You kept distracting my doctor!
SpongeBob: Actually, my brother is there...He's been shot...
Squidward: I thought you only had cousins...I never knew you had a brother...
SpongeBob: Well, I do...
Squidward: *Sigh* Ok...Get on...
[Squidward limps onto his bike and SpongeBob gets onto the back of it]
Squidward: I'll go as quick as I can...Alright?
SpongeBob: Alright...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob helping Squidward into the hospital]
Squidward: Argh...
SpongeBob: I knew you couldn't ride the bike...You should of listened to me...
Squidward: You tipped the bike over you barnacle head...
SpongeBob: Oh yeah...Sorry about that...
[SpongeBob sits Squidward down on a chair]
SpongeBob: You just relax there...I'm gonna go and see Donald!
Squidward: SpongeBob! Don't leave me!
[SpongeBob is half way across the room]
SpongeBob: I'll be right back Squidward!
[Patrick comes and sits down next to Squidward]
Squidward: Oh No...Why are you here?
Patrick: My pet...I'm not aloud to see him...
Squidward: Patrick! You're pet is a rock!
Patrick: He's not just a rock! He's my pet and my friend!
Squidward: *Sighs* Oh Neptune...
[The scene goes to SpongeBob running into Donald's Hospital Room]
SpongeBob: Donald! I'm here!
[Donald has his eyes closed and is unconscious]
SpongeBob: I never got to say this to you but your the best brother anyone could ever have..
[The ECG Monitor goes still and pronounces Donald dead]
SpongeBob: Donald! NOOOO!!!
[Purple Doctor Fish walks into the room]
SpongeBob: Um, hi...
Purple Doctor Fish: Hi...
[The Purple Doctor Fish bashes the ECG Machine and it starts up again]
SpongeBob: Wait, does that mean he's still alive?
Purple Doctor: Yes. The machines here are always playing up...We spent so much money on the vending machines now we can't even pay for the ECG Monitor!
SpongeBob: So, is he going to live then?
Purple Doctor: Of course he is...The Bullet hit him somewhere very safe. The Bullet has also made his heart condition better?
SpongeBob: That's brilliant? How?
Purple Doctor: Well, it's very complex...I couldn't tell you right now...
SpongeBob: Why?
Purple Doctor: As I said...It's too complex...
[A Nurse walks into the walk]
Nurse: Doctor, we've got a dying rock in room 12!
Purple Doctor: Ok, I'm coming...
[The Nurse walks out of the room]
Purple Doctor: *Sigh* Some worker in a cafe saw a pet rock after a van crashed into it...
SpongeBob: Oh, what a weird event! I'm glad I had nothing to do with it at all!
[The Purple Doctor Fish walks out of the room]
Purple Doctor: Yeah...
[SpongeBob walks over to Donald and holds his hand]
SpongeBob: Don't worry...I'm here for you...
[The scene goes to the next day]
[The scene goes to Sqidward waking up in a hospital bed]
Squidward: Argh, why am I?
SpongeBurt: Hello brother!
Squidward: How are you my brother?...
SpongeBurt: I don't know! *Laughs SpongeBob's Laugh*
[Squidward faints and the Episode Ends]
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