The Cheese Orientation/transcript

This is the the transcript for The Cheese Orientation, the first episode of the cancelled Battle of the Cheese.
== Introduction ==
Grilled Cheese
Hello there, I am Grilled Cheese and welcome to Battle of the Cheese, a spin off of Battle of the Breeds. This is a show where 20 cheeses, picked out of 400 types of cheese, will battle to become the next Grilled Cheese. So let us switch to a more populated place.
(transition to a stage where the audience is cheese)
Hello everyone and how is everyone doing?
(The crowd cheers)
So welcome to the official cast reveal, where only 20 of you guys will be picked to join Battle of the Cheese!
(The crowd cheers again)
Cheese in the Crowd
I’m shaking in my seat!
(Grilled Cheese is given a sheet of paper from the one and only Paw)
Grilled Cheese
So I call your name, come up on to the stage, for you have been picked to go on the show!
Another cheese in the crowd
This is so suspenseful! 
== The Twenty ==
Grilled Cheese
(grilled Cheese clears their throat)
American Cheese.
Amchee
YES!!
Grilled Cheese
Blue Cheese.
Blue 
(Gasp) 
No way. Did you hear that Gordon?
Grilled Cheese
Brie, Camembert, and Cheddar
Cheddar
Wow, this is the greatest day of my life!
Grilled Cheese
Colby, Colby-Jack, Cottage Cheese, and Feta.
Cojack
Papa, did you hear that? We got in!
Colby
This is marvelous! I just hope your mother gets in too. 
Grilled Cheese
Gorgonzola, Gouda, Jarlsberg, Limburger, and Monetery Jack.
Gouda
YES, I GOT IN!
Cheddar
I’m so happy for you buddy!
Colby
Babe, you got in as well!
Monty
I’m very excited!
(They share a kiss. Cojack sticks his tongue out in disgust)
Parmesan
Get a room!
Grilled Cheese
Mozzarella, Paneer and Pepper Jack
Mozzie
Howdy y’all, I’m excited to be on here!
Amchee
Good to see you Mozzie.
Grilled Cheese
Provolone.
(Provolone smiles)
Grilled Cheese
Ricotta.
Ricotta
I’m quite excited.
Grilled Cheese
And Swiss.
Parmesan
What? I didn’t make it!
Casu martzu
I didn’t make it too, that makes me really sad.
Parmesan
Good thing you didn’t make it! You’re full of maggots! 
Grilled Cheese
So now that we got all of the contestants, it’s time to start- (GC gets a phone call) 
Hang on I’m getting a call. Hello? One more? But we were just about to start! Ugh fine. 
(They hang up)
Parmesan, you’re in the show now.
Parmesan
Now we’re talking!
Grilled Cheese
So now that we got all of the contestants, it’s time to start the Battle of the Cheese!
(Roll Intro)