Savvy Sam

== Overview ==
Savvy Sam is a local investor and former oil rig worker.
== Detailed Biography ==
During "Running & Crying," the DJs are interrupted by Savvy Sam, who barges into the studio. She says she's a local investor who was recently robbed of NFTs (in JPEG format) she hosted on a private server. The images were of various monkeys featuring unamused expressions, and she spent most mornings petting each one on the screen. The DJs decide that they will help to solve the mystery.
Savvy Sam is an avid jogger and somehow managed to both hold her breath and cry throughout the 8 miles it took her to get to the studio. She claims to be in her mid 50s – although the DJs think she looks like a young child – and she says she is a retiree from working on an oil rig. The more the DJs chat with her, it becomes obvious that her computer was actually two paper plates, and that she drew the monkeys on said plates.
At one point, Savvy Sam notes that women can legally sell PCP.
Savvy Sam's NFTs are allegedly being held hostage by hacker LOL Mudkipz, with bananas foster being held as the ransom. Sam attempts to negotiate with the hacker, but ultimately does not succeed.
== Appearances ==
Running & Crying