So Long

So Long is the seventh episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch.
==Transcript==
(Once again continuing from the last episode, the scene fades into Numbah 1, Numbah 5, and the rest of the crew in South Korea.)
Numbah 5: Okay, everyone, so here’s the plan. We track down Wilhelm the Wilhelm using (holds a GPS) this handy-dandy GPS I have right here. We go to him, and BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM! WHO’S WITH ME?!
(Everyone cheers)
Numbah 5: GREAT! So let’s hop to it!
(Numbah 5’s GPS tells him that Wilhelm is approximately 20 miles away)
Numbah 3: Dere he is! Let’s get him!
(Like an angry mob, the crew follow the signal that shows where Wilhelm supposedly is)
French Narrator: Three hours later…
(The scene fades to the crew, exhausted by running for so long.) 
Numbah 1: I think we lost him. 
Numbah 5: No we didn’t! I’m getting a signal! 
(Everyone cheers) 
Numbah 5: He can’t hide from us now. 
(The scene fades to the crew, who are now outside a small, boarded up house. Numbah 5’s GPS tells them that Wilhelm is inside)
Numbah 5: He has to be in here! Anyone got a key? 
(Numbah 4 produces a key) 
Numbah 5: Where’d you get that? 
Numbah 4: I stole it from one of those guys who wanted to kill Wilhelm. 
Numbah 5: Okay, then let’s go in! 
(Everyone goes inside the house) 
Numbah 5: Wilhelm! Are you in here? 
(Suddenly, Numbah 1 is grabbed by the throat by Wilhelm) 
Wilhelm: Where are they? 
Numbah 5: Wilhelm! Let him go! 
Wilhelm: Where are they? Where are they? WHERE ARE THEY?! 
(Wilhelm begins to strangle Numbah 1 more) 
Numbah 5: I don’t know what you’re talking about! 
(Wilhelm then throws Numbah 1 at Numbah 5) 
Wilhelm: You don’t know what I’m talking about? I’m talking about my money! Where is my money?! 
Numbah 5: What money? 
Wilhelm: MY MONEY! 
Numbah 1: I have no idea what you’re talking about! 
Wilhelm: You stole my money! You stole my money! WHERE IS MY MONEY?! 
(Numbah 5 and Numbah 1 slowly walk towards Wilhelm) 
Numbah 5: I think you have us confused with someone else. 
Wilhelm: NO! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY MONEY! 
Numbah 5: We didn’t steal your money. 
Numbah 1: We don’t even know who you are, let alone know where your money is! 
Wilhelm: NO! YOU STOLE MY MONEY! 
(Numbah 5 and Numbah 1 lunge at Wilhelm in an attempt to knock him out. However, Wilhelm is too strong and knocks both of them to the ground) 
Wilhelm: Where is my money?! 
Numbah 5: I don’t know! 
Wilhelm: One last time. Where is my money?! 
Numbah 5: I don’t know! 
(Wilhelm then prepares to kill Numbah 5) 
Numbah 5: I will never tell you! 
(Suddenly, Wilhelm’s gun is shot out of his hand) 
Wilhelm: What the hell?! 
(Wilhelm then turns around to see Numbah 2, who shot his gun out of his hand) 
Numbah 2: But I think I do. You see, you’re looking for a small, white-haired boy by the name of Wilhelm the Wilhelm. 
(Wilhelm then becomes confused. Numbah 2 then points at Wilhelm) 
Numbah 2: You’re looking for him. 
(Wilhelm then realizes that Numbah 2 is referring to him) 
Wilhelm: WHAT?! 
Numbah 2: That’s right. You’re Wilhelm the Wilhelm. 
Wilhelm: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Wilhelm then grabs Numbah 2 by the throat) 
Wilhelm: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Numbah 2: Wilhelm, come on, it’s not that bad. 
(Wilhelm then prepares to kill Numbah 2) 
Numbah 2: You’re not gonna kill me, are you? 
Wilhelm: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 
(Wilhelm then lets go of Numbah 2 and runs off) 
Numbah 2: Good. 
(All of the sudden, a helicopter appears and Wilhelm begins to shoot at it) 
Numbah 3: What the hell is he doing?! 
(Numbah 3 then runs out of the house and begins to chase after Wilhelm) 
Numbah 5: Numbah 3, come back! 
(Numbah 3 then sees Wilhelm running away) Numbah 3: Dere he is! 
(Numbah 3 then chases after Wilhelm) Numbah 5: Numbah 3! Come back! 
(Numbah 5 then chases after them both) 
(The scene fades to Numbah 3, who is still chasing Wilhelm. Wilhelm then runs into a dead end) 
Numbah 3: Gotcha! 
(Numbah 3 then prepares to knock Wilhelm out. However, Wilhelm then punches Numbah 3 in the face, knocking her out) 
(The scene then fades to Numbah 5 and Numbah 1) Numbah 5: Where’d they go? 
Numbah 1: I don’t know. 
(Suddenly, Numbah 5 and Numbah 1 hear Numbah 3 screaming for help) 
Numbah 5: Numbah 3! 
(The scene then fades to Wilhelm, who has Numbah 3 by the throat) 
Numbah 5: Wilhelm, let her go! 
Wilhelm: Where is my money?! 
(Numbah 5 then prepares to shoot Wilhelm. However, Wilhelm then punches Numbah 5 in the face, knocking him out) 
(The scene then fades to Wilhelm, who is now hanging Numbah 3 from a noose) 
Wilhelm: Where is my money?! 
Numbah 3: I don’t know! 
(The scene then fades to Numbah 5, Numbah 1, and Numbah 2) 
Numbah 5: What did you do to her? 
Numbah 2: I didn’t do anything. 
Numbah 5: Then where is she? 
Numbah 2: I don’t know. 
(Suddenly, Numbah 5’s phone rings. Numbah 5 then answers) 
Numbah 5: Hello? (Wilhelm then speaks through the phone) 
Wilhelm: Hello, Numbah 5. 
Numbah 5: What do you want? 
Wilhelm: I want you to come to the local football stadium. 
Numbah 5: Why?
Wilhelm: Because I have something that belongs to you. 
Numbah 5: What is it? 
Wilhelm: Your little friend, Numbah 3. (Numbah 5 then realizes that Wilhelm has Numbah 3) 
Numbah 5: Wilhelm, if you hurt her, I swear I will kill you! 
Wilhelm: I would never hurt her. I just want my money. 
Numbah 5: I don’t know what you’re talking about! 
Wilhelm: You stole my money! You stole my money! WHERE IS MY MONEY?! 
Numbah 5: I don’t know what you’re talking about! 
Wilhelm: One last time. Where is my money?! 
Numbah 5: I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT! 
(Wilhelm then hangs up the phone) (The scene fades to the football stadium, where Wilhelm is waiting for Numbah 5) 
Wilhelm: Come on, Numbah 5. I know you’re out there. 
(Numbah 5 then appears, with a gun pointed at Wilhelm) 
Numbah 5: Let her go! 
Wilhelm: Not until you give me my money! 
Numbah 5: I don’t have your money! 
Wilhelm: You stole my money! You stole my money! 
Numbah 5: I don’t know what you’re talking about! 
Wilhelm: You stole my money! You stole my money! WHERE IS MY MONEY?! 
Numbah 5: I DON’T KNOW! 
Wilhelm: Then I’ll just have to kill her! (Wilhelm then prepares to kill Numbah 3. However, Numbah 5 then shoots Wilhelm in the head, killing him) 
(Numbah 5 then runs over to Numbah 3, who is still alive) 
Numbah 5: Numbah 3! Numbah 3, are you okay? (Numbah 3 then opens her eyes) 
Numbah 3: Numbah 5? 
Numbah 5: Yeah, it’s me. Are you okay? 
Numbah 3: Yeah, I’m fine. 
(The scene then fades to the KND Moon Base, where Numbah 5 is being congratulated by Numbah 362) 
Numbah 362: Numbah 5, you did it. You saved Numbah 3 and stopped Wilhelm the Wilhelm. 
Numbah 5: Yeah, I guess I did. 
Numbah 362: I’m proud of you, Numbah 5. You’ve come a long way. 
(Numbah 5 then walks away) (The scene then fades to Numbah 5’s room, where Numbah 5 is packing up her belongings) 
(Numbah 2 then walks in) 
Numbah 2: Numbah 5, what are you doing? 
Numbah 5: I’m leaving. 
Numbah 2: Leaving? Where are you going? 
Numbah 5: I’m going back to my family. 
Numbah 2: Numbah 5, you can’t leave. 
Numbah 5: Why not? 
Numbah 2: Because you’re a member of the Kids Next Door. 
Numbah 5: I’m not a member of the Kids Next Door. I’m a member of Sector V. 
Numbah 2: Numbah 5, you can’t leave. 
Numbah 5: Why not? 
Numbah 2: Because we’re a team. 
Numbah 5: We’re not a team. We’re a family. Numbah 2: Numbah 5, you can’t leave. 
Numbah 5: Why not? 
Numbah 2: Because we need you.
Numbah 5: Numbah 2, I’m not a member of the Kids Next Door. I’m a member of Sector V. 
(Numbah 5 then walks away) 
(The scene fades to Numbah 5’s family, who are all happy to see her) 
Numbah 5: I’m home. 
The End
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