Rat Race (film)/Transcript

After the opening Paramount Pictures and Fireworks Entertainment logos, the opening credits play, complete with animated versions of the characters. Once they finish, we pan across the crowd at the hotel our characters are staying at. The camera stops at Nick Schaffer (Breckin Meyer) walking up to the desk.
:Nick: Hi, I'm checking out. 14-322.
:Danielle (Jenica Bergere): (After typing information into her computer) Mr. Schaffer?
:Nick: That's me.
:Danielle: (Waits for a piece of paper to finish printing, then hands it to Nick) I have your bill right here.
:Nick: (As he picks it up) Great. Thank you.
:Danielle: So how was your luck last night?
:Nick: (Looks away from the paper) Oh, I don't, uh, I didn't gamble. I was just here for a friend's bachelor party. I guess he's the gambler. (Chuckles, then notices something on the bill) Excuse me, uh, what's this $110?
:Danielle: (Looking at it alongside him) Uh, those are your in-room movies.
:Nick: (Beat, then he looks at Danielle) No, I didn't watch any movies.
:Danielle: Okay, let's see. Afro Whores.
:Nick: (Beat) ...Afro Whores?
:Danielle: You watched it, let's see, uh, eleven times.
:Nick: No, no-no-no, wait--
:Danielle: Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4:00. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.
:Nick: I swear I didn't watch it, okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there; you can ask any of them. You have to take that off my record.
:Danielle: This is not a record, sir.
:Nick: ...it's a delete.
:Danielle: Okay, fine! How many times did you watch it?
:Nick: None! I didn't watch it!
:Danielle: Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters--"
:Nick: No, I-I don't need to know what it's about; I did not watch it! (Danielle glares at him) I didn't.
To be continued
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