The PhillyWhoopie

A battery-powered whoopie cushion that farts and talks in the voice of Philly from The Class of 3000 (as done by Phil LaMarr) when activated.
== The Details ==
The PhillyWhoopie is a yellow plush whoopie cushion that runs on 3 replaceable AA batteries; its diameter is 12". When squeezed, it emits a farting noise, then utters a wisecracking line from Philly Phil himself.
== The Farts and Their Descriptions ==
# Classic Rumbler: A deep rumble from the rear end.
# Squeaky Squealer: A totally squeaky fart.
# Thunderous Blast: A loud, explosive fart.
# Whoopee Whistle: A whimsical whistle from the rear end.
# Rapid Fire: A series of quick and consecutive farts.
# Surprise Pooter: A short, unexpected fart that leads to humiliation.
# Super Sputter: A playfully erratic toot.
# Cheeky Flutter: A light, fluttery fart.
# Extreme Echo: A long-lasting fart that echoes in the air.
# Funky Melody: A musical fart that plays a funny tune.
# Butt Babbler: A fart that imitates a babbling baby.
== The Farting Noises and Their Accompanying Wisecracks ==
# (Classic Rumbler) Excuse me for the butt bass!
# (Squeaky Squealer) Hey, whoever smelt it dealt it!
# (Thunderous Blast) TBA
# (Whoopee Whistle) TBA
# (Rapid Fire) TBA
# (Surprise Pooter) Gotcha, betcha didn't expect that!
# (Super Sputter) I thought that there was a motorboat around here!
# (Cheeky Flutter) TBA
# (Extreme Echo) TBA
# (Funky Melody) TBA
# (Butt Babbler) Next time, I'll toot with maturity.
Category:Farts
Category:Fictional Merchandise
Category:Focus On Philly
Category:Toys That Make Noises