News Machine, January 2023

The Residents' News Machine is an official news blog dedicated to the activities of The Residents, which has been active at the group's official website since January 13th 2017.
This page collects posts made to this blog in January 2023, archived from the original page by a Mysterious Spanish Lady. The January 3rd entry, alluding to the secret 50th Anniversary show at the San Francisco Conservatory of Music on January 14th, was deleted following the event.
==Blog entries==
===IT'S THE ...(uh)...THING)!!!===
Tuesday, January 3 2023, 3:38pm
Yes indeed, this will get you in the SECRET umm, er THING!!! and you can still have one, but you better MOVE FAST! There are only a few left and THEY WON'T LAST LONG! So... before it's too late, email REZ50@Residents.com and you will receive an auto-response telling you how to order one of THE VERY FEW REMAINING... things!
PS - You'll also get to see a FANTASTIC SOMETHING!
===Psychofon's Classic Series Vinyl Issues===
Wednesday, January 18 2023, 8:53pm
To celebrate the 50th anniversary of The Residents, Psychofon is releasing limited editions of their first released albums.
Each album is limited to 200 hand-numbered copies of colored vinyl and comes in a bag printed with the Residents Classic Series logo. Preordering is open now, and the albums will be released over the next few months.
MEET THE RESIDENTS - Releasing late January
THIRD REICH 'N ROLL - Releasing late February
FINGERPRINCE - Releasing late March
THREE ALBUM BUNDLE
==See also==
*News Machine
*Residents.com
*BOG
==External links and references==
*The Residents' News Machine
*The Residents' News Machine, archived January 7th 2023 by archive.org
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