Hardcore

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
Maja: Okay so once again it was a 1 - 0 vote.
Sandy: Squidina and Bubble Bass, you guys are up for elimination.
Voice: Alright people, it is now time to vote somebody out.
(Everyone votes)
Sandy: Well then.
Maja: In a 10 - 0 vote, Bubble Bass. You have been evicted.
Bubble Bass: DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
(Bubble Bass walks out onto the stage and sees everyone else, and then the camera cuts back inside)
Voice: Already what an eviction. So anyways, Maja and Sandy will sir the next competition out.
SpongeBob: What is the next competition?
Voice: Grrr I was getting to that. So the next competition is a baking challenge, but with a catch. The thing you bake can’t be like anything that already exists. It has to be something original. You have 2 hours, and I will judge.
Joe: Wait aren’t you just a voice?
Voice: I’ll sent a robot to judge for me then.
(Robot arrives)
Robot: Here are ingredients.
(The robot makes a full fledged kitchen with a massive pantry appear)
Voice: Go make stuff. 
(Everyone dashes into the pantry) 
SpongeBob: What if we make a Krabby Patty, but like in a pastry?
Patrick: I’d eat it. 
(SpongeBob and Patrick work on a weird pastry and the camera cuts over to Joe baking something)
Joe: So I just put a bunch of flour and stuff in a bowl and started mixing. Also, cherries!
(Joe starts baking and something lights on fire next to him, which just so happens to be Squidina’s station)
Joe: You good?
Squidina: Fine, I’m trying to make flaming hot cupcakes.
Joe: It was supposed to be original.
Squidina: It is?
(Squidina’s cupcakes start burning and Mama Krabs is baking some cross between pie and cake)
Mama Krabs: So it’s like a cake, but mixed with pie. 
(Montage of people baking)
SpongeBob: (pulls pastry out) looks good!
Patrick: Yeah!
(Squidward pulls something out)
Squidward: Smells good. Looks good. (Takes a spare one) tastes good too!
(The robot walks in)
Robot: Time to judge. First up, Joe.
Joe: So I made something random in a circle shape with brown sugar and cherries. Enjoy!
Robot: (takes bite) this is good. 10/11! Alright, Fluffward and LightBob are next.
Fluffward: We made fluff puffs. They’re like marshmallow cream baked into whipped cream and some dough. 
Robot: (takes bite) this is surprisingly good. 11/11.
Squidina: Why are you going out of 11s?
Robot: Reasons. Also, Squidward is next.
Squidward: It’s a puff pastry of types with a black cherry filling.
Robot: (takes bite) this is nasty. 0/11. Mama Krabs is next!
Squidward: WHAT?!
Mama Krabs: I made pake. Cake mixed with pie.
Robot: (takes bite) good. 8/11. SpongeBob and Patrick are next.
SpongeBob: We made Krabby Pastry
Robot: (takes bite) 12/11! Amazing! Next up, Maja and Sandy.
Sandy: How can you taste if your a robot?
Robot: Just go with it. (Takes bite) you didn’t introduce this so it gets a 5/11.
Maja: Awwww.
Robot: Final person, CrazySponge. 
CrazySponge: o
Robot: (takes bite) 8/11. Alrighty, so SpongeBob and Patrick win.
SpongeBob: Yay!
Voice: Hey I’m back. Go and nominate people. Also, this is the last time you’ll be in duos!
Patrick: Really?
Voice: Yep!
(Camera cuts to the table)
SpongeBob: So we’re going to nominate Sandy and Maja since they’re a big threat. 
Patrick: We’re also going to nominate Fluffward and LightBob since we don’t want to know what happens to a solo duoist. 
Voice: Okay viewers, voting ends tomorrow at 8:15 PM CST.
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