Mr. T

Mr.T is an awesome kick-### god, killing almost everybody in his way. He is immune to Weegee's stare, and is the one and only reason why The Stupid One is dead. He can bench press universes, and will kill you if you're not careful.
==Birth==
Mr. T was born a few seconds after Chuck Norris, inside the infant UnUniverse. They soon began fighting, which caused Cosmological Inflation. After that, the UnUniverse that we know and love was formed.
=== After the Big Bang ===
When he and Chuck Norris caused the universe to do that weird thing, Mr. T disappeared into the 2nd Dimension, where he existed for millennia as a two-dimensional hero. In this timeframe, he interacted with a cylinder in 3-space, creating Maxwell, his biological son. He appeared in movies, comics, ads, and even celebrity crossovers before coming back to the UnUniverse sometime between 1984 and 2017. Upon his return, he was instantly recognized as an Undefeatable.
=== Powers===
He has the power to throw people helluva far. He can also turn into liquid, disguise himself as any other person, shoot missiles from his shins, hips, chest, shoulders, and forearms, raise people from the dead, create nuclear warheads, disobey the laws of gravity, shoot lasers from his eyes, breathe fire, see in infrared, clone himself, transform into a tank, jet, submarine, zeppelin, mastodon, dragon, or shark (which technically makes him a Transformer), use magic, and trap people in blocks of ice.
thumb|330x330px|His VERY OWN theme song. The only thing that can kill him is any attack by any Undefeatable. However, he can respawn.
He can use every element known to man. This makes him "almost definitely OP", whatever that means, but it can't be that bad, right?
Every self-respecting god needs a pet and a vehicle, so he teamed up with Limecat and adopted Percy the Small Engine as his son and taxi to the battlefield.
== List of people he killed ==
# Bonzi Buddy
# Snowball
# Lotsa Wa-Guys (including WaBowarigi)
# The Teletubbies, many times, this is why they hate him.
== List of fools he pitied ==
*WaMr. T
*WaWaMr. T
*WaWaWaMr. T
*Megatron
*Death the Kid
*Dio Brando
*And many more!
== Trivia ==
*Mr T. pities the fool who leaves the toilet seat up.
*He is also a playable character in The Anti-Bush Game.
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