Eliwhy Shorts: Miri No More

Miri No More is the second episode in Season 1 of Eliwhy Shorts.
== Synopsis ==
Ari has a devious plan to get rid of his baby sister Miri but somehow she keeps narrowly escaping death
Ari is playing is drums in what seems to be a right side up position
The camera flips around and he's hanging off the ceiling playing the drums
ARI'S MOM: (offscreen) Ari! Ari! Can you please play your drums a little quietly? Your sisters trying to sleep!
Ari sighs and tossing his drumsticks to the floor
Ari: What's the fun in playing the drums if you can barley hear them?
Scene changes
Ari is building a block tower
ARI: Shoot! I'm outta blocks!
Ari looks to Miri who's building a tiny tower with her own blocks
ARI: Hi little Miri! Mind if I take a few of your blocks?
Ari plucks a block from Miris hand
Miri starts crying
ARI'S MOM: Ari! Give Miri her block back! You have plenty!
ARI: But I-! (growl)
Scene changes
Ari is eating breakfast with Miri
Miri reaches over and splashes her hands in Ari's cereal
ARI: Hey! Miri!
Ari's mom comes in
ARIS MOM: Oh- Ari! Quit playing with your cereal! You're making a mess!
ARI: WHAT MIRI LITERALLY JUST- ugh never mind
Later Ari is pacing on his ceiling
ARI: There must be a way to end this madness and get rid of Miri once and for all.. AHA!
Ari runs to his desk and pulls out a paper
ARI: (while writing) ..Miri ... no.....huh..! How do you spell 'more'? Oh well.
ARI: Perfect! A whole list of ways to get rid of Miri FOREVER! Now time to test way number one
Screen zooms into an ugly illustration of Miri with a blanket over her head
Scene changes
Ari is in the living room with Miri
Ari has a blanket behind his back
ARI: Hi Miri! Would you like to take a nap?
MIRI: (turns to looks at Ari) b a b y l a u g h i n g s o u n d s
ARI: (putting the blanket over Miri's head) THEN NAP YOU WILL!! FOREVER!!
(Ari runs out of the room.)
ARI: YES!! That had to have worked! Nicely done, Ari!
(Ari runs back into the room and peeks his head in)
ARI: WHAT! IMPOSSIBLE!
(Miri has chewed a hole through the blanket and is wearing it like a cape)
ARI: Gorlw
Scene changes
Ari is a Mossy Lake with Miri
ARI: This ones GOTTA work!
ARI: Hi Miri! Come here Miri..
(Miri is playing in the sand)
(She looks toward Ari and starts to crawl to him)
ARI: That's it.. good girl! Now follow me!
Ari and Miri wade into the water
ARI: Woah! Look at how green this seaweed is, Miri!
Miri looks down and Ari pushes her head underwater
Miri gets flipped upside down so her feet are sticking up
Ari quickly swims away
ARI: Hah! "Look how green the seaweed is"? How'd she fall for that!?
Ari runs up to shore and draws Miri crossed out by an x in the wet sand
Ari sighs as he puts his arms behind his head
ARIS DAD: Ari have you seen your sister? She was right here a minute ago- MIRI!!
Miri is floating like a bowey upside down while she giggles
Aris Dad races to the water and picks her up
ARI: I don't believe it.. she ACTUALLY survived! Again!!
ARI: Well you know what they say: Third times the charm
Ari rubs his hands together.
Scene changes
Ari and Miri are in the kitchen.
ARI: Okay, Miri! It's time to play tea party!
Miri claps and makes baby noises
ARI: (Whilst pouring water in a teacup) One for you and one for me!
Miri reaches for the cup.
ARI: Hey! That one's mine! You get...
(He sprinkles rat poison into Miri's teacup.)
ARI: This one!
Miri leans over her bowl and starts drinking it
Ari crosses his fingers under the table
ARI: C'mon.. c'mon!
Miri starts coughing.
ARI: YES! YES! I KNEW THIRD TIME WAS THE CHARM!!
Ari's mom walks past the room
ARI'S MOM: Goodness!
She rushes over and pats Miri the back
ARI'S MOM: Ari! You have to be more careful giving Miri food! She nearly choked on her water!
ARI: Water!? But I-!
He looks at the table
The rat poison has miraculously spilled down the front of Miri's shirt and the table
ARI: (yanking on his hair) AAAAAUUGH
Scene changes
A montage of Ari finding different ways to kill Miri starts as Strawberry Jam instrumental plays
Scene changes
Ari is breathing hard over his desk in his room
ARI: WHY WON'T THIS STUPID BABY DIE ALREADY! IVE TRIED EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK! Maybe I should just give up..
ARI: What am I saying??! I can't give up! I'll get rid of Miri if it's the last thing I do!
ARI: Hmm.. looks like I'll have to start thinking smarter and harder!
ARI'S MOM: Ari! Bring your clothing to the laundry room, please!
ARI: URRRGGGHHHDHSHDBDB I'M COMING 
Ari flies down from the ceiling and picks up a laundry basket
ARI: Hmm.. maybe walking will help me think better.. what if... I shrink Miri's clothes in the wash so they'd be so tight she's suffocate! Or maybe I could put bleach in her baby bottle! Or maybe..
Miri is sitting in the middle of the hallway in front of her blanket
ARI: Move you stupid baby!
Ari steps over Miri and steps on her blanket
ARI: Huh? Why is this wet?
ARI'S MOM: Careful, Ari! I wasted some detergent on the floor over there!
ARI: Huh?
He looks down and see Miri's blanket has mopped up the detergent
Ari turns to Miri
ARI: Huh- Wha- Did you put your blanket there so I wouldn't slip?
Miri chews on a corner of the blanket
Ari steps over the blanket and continues walking
ARI: Huh.. some baby
ARI: Where was I? Oh yeah getting rid of Miri.. maybe if I built some sort of domino effect contraption.. Yes! That's it!
Ari's runs to the laundry room
Fade effect
Ari is putting the finishing touches on his contraption
ARI: Aaaaannd there! Perfect! If this doesn't get rid of Miri, then nothing will!
Miri crawls over to Ari
ARI: What do you want you stupid baby?
Miri holds up a half eaten soy whole grain no eggs gluten free soy milk vegan cracker
ARI: I-Is this for me?
MIRI: Baby talk
ARI: ..Thanks
He eats the cracker
ARI: Y'know maybe you aren't too bad after all
MIRI: reused baby noise thingy
ARI: Hey, you wanna go steal cookies from the kitchen with me, Miri?
Miri claps her hands while laughing
ARI: Okay! Let's go!
Scene change
Montage of Ari and Miri becoming best buddies plays
When the montage ends, Ari and Miri are sitting on the couch eating cookies
ARI: Ahh... I can't believe I wanted to get rid of you, Miri! You're the best thing that ever happened to me!
MIRI: Baby noise
ARI: After this, we should flood the bathroom with bubbles! Whaddya think, Miri?
ARI: Miri?
Miri is no longer on the couch
Miri is crawling towards Ari's Miri contraption
ARI: WAIT NO MIRI DON'T TOUCH THAT!!
She touches it
A domino effect plays
Miri is mesmerized by it and doesn't move
ARI: NOOO
BANG
Screen turns black
Ari winces and opens his eyes slowly
ARI: ...Did it work..?
Miri giggles
ARI: Erm what the flip