Alaskalius

== Preface ==
Though there have been several attempts to uproot alaskalius from those who know her secret, she still clings to this realm. Securely strapped to it by her kelp tendrils, she works and waits. She is The Lord of Kelp. All though she is seen as benevolent often giving gifts of kelp, she is a lasting threat to humanity. For she does not give these gifts to be altruistic. She is the physical embodiment of destabilization. She lingers in the minds of the people influencing their words and actions, yet none are the wiser. No one sees through these all-encompassing curtains of kelp to see the true monstrosity that drives our world to its extinction. It is she above all else that withers this realm, and here is where I tell you her tale.
== The Prophecy ==
Her story begins in a time of its own. A time dominated by a few hyper-successful businessmen, kept in order by the hegemony--a small number of people deemed worthy enough to be keepers of the just. They go by "The Council of The Staff", and they rarely if ever have dove down to the surface from their golden seats high in the heavens to bring justice to these corrupted few. A server waits, oppressed by its upper-class, neglected by its gods, too afraid to raise its head to meet the eyes of its oppressors. This imbalance was always to bear wounds, and from these wounds she came. She is The Kelp Lord, The Usurper, The Damned Saint. Cast from the Church of Christ to wander the nether region, eternally in anguish as she perpetually loses that dearest to her. She seeks out doubt, she takes advantage, and no matter how much you may think she topples this hierarchy for the people of TC, your fate, and the fate of all of the land of TC remains the same. 
It was told before The First Era, in the time of TCD, that some would survive obliteration, and be reincarnated as new men, to serve a function unknown. Of these people were Byodx, who was reincarnated in TC as a man known by SpankingNuns. A second by the name of Sabriner embodied the same name and likeness. A third by the name of Sheepzus was reincarnated, but swiftly he met his end. A fourth man by the name of MagicTyFighter reincarnated with the same name and likeness. Finally a fifth by the name of Historio reincarnated with a new name and likeness. These five were the pillars upon which TC would be laid. There fates were simple, but easy to fall short of. So long as they stay the server would stay, and for a time they did, and the server was at peace. However with time their spirits degraded and soon they left, forgetting their purpose. The foundations of TC shook and split under the cataclysm, and from it was born this imbalance. It was The Kelp Lord who had sewn this discontent, and who would devour the oppressors to take her seat at the heavens. 
This prophecy--though presently dormant--is inevitable. Eventually The Usurper will prevail, and on that day the world will come to an end.
Alaskalius took a hiatus from ~April to December.
== The Return ==
With the announcement of Season 2, alaskalius has emerged from her dormancy.
There has been speculation among the community about the prophecy heard long ago and its credibility, and if it will continue to hold true for the years moving forward.
Season 2 alaskalius dons her signature formal attire and is occasionally seen wearing an axolotl onesie.
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