Cuba (Britain Takes Havana)

The Dominion of Cuba, the Bahamas, the Turks and Caicos Islands and the Six Flags Over Texas (Spanish: Dominio de Sixflags), often shortened to just Cuba, is the largest theme park in the Americas. Located on a cigar-shaped island, its population of 11 million are employees at the theme park. Its mascot and owner is the CEO of Six Flags Entertainment himself, Michael Diaz-Canel, who commonly dons a vaudeville outfit and calls himself "Chris Carwardine". 
Originally, all Cuba used to be known for was cigars, old cars, and rum. However the era of the "cigars and rum" stereotype is long over, as now Cuba is associated with theme parks, cartoons, comic book heroes, road-related things and nothing more. It is divided into 9 themed sections, and its capital, Havana, serves as the main area of the theme park, and is mostly dedicated to The Loud House.
==History==
In the 16th century, conquistadors from Pain landed on the shores of Cuba, colonizing it because they had nothing better to do than to, well, colonize. They shoved their culture down the throats of the indigenous Tai-no people forcing them to be Spanish, but they were unsuccessful as a result of the Tai-no people falling sick and dying of Spanish cultural overload.
In 176X, the UnUnited Kingdom was forced to take care of Pain's holdings in the Caribbean because of a war with France. Pain never recovered them in this world, so N. Sanity Island never came to be and instead became a giant theme park at the behest of the British. The theme-park-ification of Cuba was only hastened in 1986 when Lincoln Loud took over as Prime Minister, and at one point he even requested that the country be renamed Six Flags Over Cuba.
==Culture==
Cuba is one giant heck of a theme park. It's so big, Didney tried to sue the Cuban government, led by Michael Diaz-Canel under his alter-ego Chris Carwardine, for trying to "Sixflag" their Disneyland and put it out of business. The lawsuit fell through, and so relations between Disney and Cuba are poor to this day.
Cuba is home to the largest community of cartoon and comic book fans. Majority of Cubans worship the leader of the Loud House, Lincoln himself, as their favorite character, and most landmarks in the capital Havana are dedicated to himself and his interests, including an Ace Savvy roller coaster and a statue of Lincoln at Loud Square. Originally the square was called Marti Square and the statue was of a man named Jose Marti, but was replaced in the 80's.
Cuba also hosts the biggest community of roadgeeks and mall enjoyers, with Internet users from Cuba constantly bragging about service stops, mall stores and products, and even cosplays. However, no one can forget the "cigars, rum and beaches" stereotypes that used to encapsulate Cuba before the coaster fan takeover.
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