Cure for the Common Death, Part 3

Alright, You dumb butts, here's you're daily dose of death. We have a racist cowboy who got the point, well, everybody with the exception of the hunter and music store owner gets the point. It's a point-impalement bonanza!
AIRED ON: MARCH 16, 2014
Death #	"Event" Name 	Date 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
8845 	Ditch Dork 	April 6, 1999 	Amarillo, TX 	A racist modern day cowboy goes to an American cowboy restaurant. He sits at a table under a pitch fork decoration. He shoots off a random bullet from his magnum. It ricochets off a metal plate and hits the wall supporting the pitch fork decoration. The pitch fork falls on the cowboy, one of the spikes impales his right jugular vein and carotid artery, the second one cracked his skull and entered his brain, and the third one impaled his heart, killing him instantly from brain hemorrhage and bleeding.
2003 	Sore Fish 	2003 	New Orleans, LA	A bossy and racist fisher goes to a sea food restaurant. He sits at a table next to a sword fish "decoration". He gets up and trips. He crashes into the wall and the sword fish falls off the wall and impales his chest. He dies instantly from cardiac arrhythmia and bleeding from a punctured heart.
2005 	Cut-ana 	2005 	Tokyo, Japan 	A mean and bossy stereotypical-Japanese man goes to a Japanese restaurant. Displeased with his food, he hurls a shuriken at the wall. This causes the ropes holding a shelf to be severed, sending down a katana, which impales the man's heart. He dies instantly from bleeding.
9910 	Hockey Stuck 	
June 9, 1993 	Pittsburgh, PA 	A prejudice American who hates Canada goes to a bar. Furious to admit that Canada is better than America at hockey, he puts a hockey stick up on the bar wall as a decoration. He gets mad after watching Canada win the Stanley cup over America, and throws his beer bottle at the wall. The impact cause the hockey stick to fall and whack him. He dies instantly from a broken neck and cracked skull, bashing his brain.
1807 	Rival 	April 9, 1926 	Houston, TX 	An illegal law-breaking hunter gets out of jail and turns his house into a bar. Due to a lack of room, the hunter stumbles into a wall. A bolt action rifle falls off the wall but doesn't hit him. Instead, it hits the floor with enough forced to go off. The bullet severs a major vein/blood vessel in his leg. He dies a minute later from blood loss and bleeding out.
7254 	M.L.G: Majorly Lazy Geek	November 24, 2010	Sea Ford, DE 	An obsessive gamer plays his video game nonstop for 3 days. His consoles cooling fan emitted hot air into his enclosed spaced and poorly ventilated bedroom, raising his core temperature to over 110 F, sending him into heatstroke, dying of 
hyperthermia.
8880 	Cut-Ar 	January, 15, 1975	Boston, MS 	A woman also a sexist turns her music store into a music store restaurant. She stumbles due to loud music and crashes into a wall. The combination of music frequency and the impact cause a guitar to fall of the wall and land on the woman. She dies instantly from a cracked skull, crushed brain, broken neck and severed spinal cord.
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