CatSpirit War

The CatSpirit War was the third nickname war, and the longest.
Similarly to all previous nickname crises, a new account appeared and claimed an already taken nickname. In this case, the account was CatWind444 and she wanted CatSpirit's name. The SAMB was used to this sort of thing by now and declined. After this back and forth had continued for several days, CatWind44 was dubbed Fakey/Fakey McGee by Pegasus and Windy by Clockwork. (For the sake of this summary, CatWind44 will be referred to as Windy.) Windy claimed that her parents, dead from a car crash, called her CatSpirit and thus she should get the name rights.
Tree began a trial to determine custody who got the name. Jasper and Happy represented CatSpirit, Sofi represented Windy. Predictably, CatSpirit won. Despite this, Windy still demanded to be called CatSpirit. Things continued along this vein for a while until Windy impersonated CatSpirit at a ship wedding. This reinstated the argument which had died down a bit since the trial. It dragged on for a while more. (That's honestly the most I can say because hoo boy this went on forever and not much actually happened in the middle.)
Then it dragged on for a while. Windy posted, saying that her account had been hijacked by her younger sister. Allegedly Windy had been on vacation in Russia and her 8-year-old, tech genius sister, Leslie, hacked her newly created account. The SAMB accepted the explanation and the feud stopped.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Windy posted a few days later, sharing that the 8-year-old tech genius hacker ploy was a lie! (Nobody saw it coming.) The debacle was back! Then it dragged on for a while. Windy then claimed she had a split personality disorder that caused her to behave as she had been. Then it dragged on for a while. CatSpirit finally decided to go by another name and forfeited her nickname to Windy. Nobody liked that very much and it dragged on for a week or so. That week was comparatively calm in comparison to the last months though, so at least that's something.
aND ThEN CatSpirit admitted she had been Windy the whole time. This predictably went over very well. People eventually got over it though, and life moved on. Also, we made a musical.
Note: Please don't give CatSpirit a hard time about this if you're ever talking to her. We all make dumb mistakes and this was hers. She's apologized and everyone involved has grown up a lot. This all happened several years ago and it's not a big deal anymore. Thanks.
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