NFTS Are fucking dumb

the title is right 
Squidward's Depressing Show Season 2
== Plot ==
Squidfawk makes an nft but spingbill screenshoots it 
== Story ==
Squidward:wtf is an nft? i will call a nft proffesional and ask him what these are,hello?
nftrpoer:hi what do u want to ak
Squidward:so basically,there is something called nft's,yoou basically draw and get money or what??
nftrpoer:yez
Squidward:I NEED TO MAKE AN NFT,i will make a bored ape monkeyz
"12 and a half hours lateah"
Squidward:My precious monkey..iys doneh
Patrick:Oh boy 4 am! its time to annoy squidward with spingbill!
"Patrick calls spiongebib on his shellphone and they go to annoy squidwardzp"
:Spongebob starts banging his head in the door"
sb and pafuck:SQUIDWARDD,open up
"1 hour lateah"
Spiongobo:Weird,he doesnt open his door,maybe he is sleeping? lets climb up the window and see ourselfs!
"they climb up"
Sopiigbob:Oh! squidward isnt sleeping! he is standing with a painting of a bored ape??
Patrick:wtf is bored ape
Spoybpob:Oh,so basically its an nft,what are nfts you may ask? nfts are the stupidest shit ever,no one in the world needs them,But some idiots buy these "digital arts" for millions or even billions!
Patrufck:Its so stupid
Squidward:WHAT DID YOU TO MORONS SAY ABOUT NFTS??
Spongebob:Oh,well i sayed they are the stupidest shit ever,and no one needs them
Squidward:I HOPE You didnt mean it..
Spongebob:Oh yes i did!
Squidward:OH WELL,I joined nft member club and you are absoulutely wrong! just look at my nft!!111 its so amazing,isnt it!
Sphgfdfdsbob:wait let me screenshoot real quick
Squidward:No u cant do that!!1111
Spongebob:Well i just did
Squidward:well,say at least 2 reasons why nfts are stupid!!!!11111zmsndc1 bqd
Spongebob:N;1 A few months ago, I made a little graph for one of my articles. And because it’s mine, I turned it into an NFT. That means that I verifiably own its deed. The blockchain says so.
There’s a snag, though: there’s absolutely nothing I can do about you seeing the picture for free, or copying and sharing it. Try as I might explain that the picture has become scarce because its ownership is now unique as defined by a token, it does not give it much more value. Furthermore, nothing is stopping you from creating your own NFT of the very same picture by copy-pasting it. Why, then, would you buy it, or any other?
You could argue that buying such an asset COULD have some worth because you’d be able to copyright it, sell it, alter it, and make sure you receive a fee whenever its likeness is used. But there’s a snag…2. No copyrights for you 
An NFT is not a piece of content itself, it is merely a code defining ownership, which often simply points to a URL. An NFT purchaser might assume that he purchased the underlying content that is associated with the NFT; however, in reality, the original creator is still the copyright owner, and retains the exclusive right to copy, distribute, modify, publicly perform, and publicly display said content.
Additionally, NFTs are not backed up by any new or special digital laws at this time. I’d have few legal recourses, beyond the already existing copyright laws, should someone take my graph and use it. 
We may thus ask ourselves… how is this technology in any way “innovative” for content creators?
squidwater:oh
patrick:wait so burger king lettuce incident???