Patrick's Fan Mail (8)

Patrick's Fan Mail #8 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Count Patula comes out of his coffin and yawns.)
Count Patula: Did I get any fan mail vhile I vas asleep?
Servant: Yes, sir.
(The servant give gives Patula an envelope. Patula opens the envelope and reads.)
Dear Patula,
You are the funniest pink starfish on the show.
Love,
Trainiax
Count Patula: Show? Vhat show? My short-vunning 1980s cartoon "Patula and Friends"? I didn't think anybody liked that.
Servant: I liked it, sir.
Count Patula: Stop sucking up, or I'll be forced to suck your blood.
Servant: Yes, sir.
Count Patula: I'm glad that you liked my character on the show, Trainiax. I tried to make him as vealistic as possible. Unfortunately, the vorld vasn't veady for a show about a vampire starfish who goes around sucking everyone's blood. Oh, vell. Maybe it'll be vebooted in the future.
Servant: I highly doubt that, sir.
Count Patula: Vhat?
Servant: You told me not to suck up to you, sir, so I'm giving you my honest opinion instead.
Count Patula: I don't like your honest opinions. Go back to sucking up.
Servant: Yes, sir.
Count Patula: That's it for this veek, mortals. Tune in again next time...if you dare!
(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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