Bald Martin

Bald Martin is a Scottish internet personality, police officerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzUkz2voOzk, professional boxerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GufHUR8YojA, WWE wrestlerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsQ7ke4r4JA and rapperhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVdGk-N8doE.
Bald Martin is Pampers' Dad's brother, making him Pampers' uncle.
== Biography ==
Bald Martin was born on May 1, 1968 in . He is the former husband of Morgz Mum before she left him to marry Scatman John. Bald Martin would then go on to marry his one true love, Fluffy the Unicorn. However, Fluffy the Unicorn would then leave Bald Martin for Belle Delphine. It is unclear why Bald Martin's wives keep leaving him, though it may be to do with his bald head.
In 2020, Bald Martin provided guest vocals on Morgz Mum's hit single "MORGZ SUCKS". The song peaked at number one on the music charts in Molvanîa.
Bald Martin's brother is Pampers' Dad, also known as Sildenafil Sutcliffe. However, Sildenafil went missing when he went out to get milk when Pampers was only three years old. No one has seen him since. It is also unknown how Martin and Sildenafil can be biologically related when Martin is a human and Sildenafil is a sea star.
== Appearance ==
Bald Martin is a white British male with a very shiny bald head.
== Discography ==
Year	Title 	Artist(s) 	Length
2020	MORGZ SUCKS	Morgz Mum ft. Bald Martin	02:15
== Trivia ==
*Bald Martin has refused to answer when queried about the size of the penis. This may indicate that his penis is rather small.https://www.tiktok.com/@morgzmum/video/7049431448981490950
*Martin's favorite foods are beans and burgers.
== Gallery==
fluffy.png|Bald Martin with his ex-wife Fluffy the Unicorn
belle.jpg|Belle Delphine riding Fluffy the Unicorn
brothers.png|Bald Martin and his brother Sildenafil 
pufs.png|Bald Martin on his way to Mrs. Puff's Boating School
spon.png|Martin at SpongeBob's house
Baldmartin.jpg|Bald Martin when they find the dead bodies
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Maxresdefault (14).jpg|Bald Martin about to do some wrestling
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