NeverQuest/Quotes

===Homer Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*Uh oh, I smell burning hobbits!
*The dragon is gonna toasting those hobbits!
*Mmm, cabbage head!
*The tiny freaks are under attack!
*How come there's no levels based in this game about Police Academy movies?
*We're in a dungeon, Marge, and by the looks of it, not a snuggle dungeon either.
*Am I lawful evil or chaotic good? Somebody?!
*My sword keeps getting wedged to my butt crack.
*Mmm, unexplained food...
*mmm... leg o' ham!
*Best donut ever!
*Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
*It's a wine cellar with no wine. Just, ugh.... mead!
*It may be called a dungeon, but to me it is a giant maze toilet.
*I wish I was back in that eating contest level... Or was that real life? Oh, this whole thing's too confusing!
*(When entering the Maze) Sweet! Just like my favorite old-school sword and sorcery video game. Dig Dug!
*(Collecting the gold key) Hey, this gold key looks like a key!
*(Collecting the gold key) Gold key I love you!
*Cool, just like Dragon's Lair, Ooh, man I sucked at that game!
====Attacking enemies====
*Fatty and Smellma, prepare to die!
*Smoke your last butts ladies! I'm gonna smoke your butts!
*Way to kill, sugar pie!
*I know you can mop, but slaughter too? Talk about Supermom!
*You shall not pass... wind!
*I'm gonna go mace plus five all over your **ses!
*I'd kick your butts if I had my Monster Manual!
*Prepare to D&D - Die and Decompose!
*Hey, middle-jerks! Eat sword! I hope that doesn't sound gay.
*That's for messing with someone who saw 5 minutes of Lord of the Rings before falling asleep!
*You have been vanquished! Uhh... Am I allowed to take your money now?
*It's...stabbing time!
*You undead guys are so dead! Is that bad or good?
*Mmm... dead you guys...
====To the Maze Announcer====
*Oh, can't you say something more positive?
*Homer also needs BEER badly!
***** yeah! I'm thinking Mexican.
*You still love me, video game voice?
*No, I'm just mortally wounded.
*No, you're about to die!
====Turning into Helium Homer====
*I'm flying! I wonder if it's science or magic or super farts?!
===Marge Simpson===
====In certain parts of the level====
*Oh no! My sisters are killing these hairy toddlers!
*Yeah, but it's still nice to be staying away from the kids.
*Home, eat the food so you can get fat and fight the dragon.
*Way to escape, munchkins!
*Those little freaks are amazing.
*Oh lava, or is it magma?
*You know what this dungeon need? A Glade Plug-In.
*This place would be great for storing jams and jellies.
*This place is do dank. How come no one even digs a light, airy dungeon?
*(When entering the Maze) Oh no! The camera's going to... overhead POV!
*(Collecting the gold key) A gold key? What, they didn't have a diamond one?
*You died as heroes. Tiny, annoying heroes.
*Sorry, little guys. You didn't die in vain... I assume.
*(After the second wave) Egg wave! Egg wave!
====Recruiting members====
*Word to Bart's mother!
*Listen to me dudes!
*I'm like Gandalf, but sexy.
*You can't spell "mage" without Marge!
*Come to Magic Marge!
*Do what I say!
*Gather, fantasy people!
*Obey the MILF queen!
*Following orders can be fun!
*I'm the ultimate nagger!
*Over here you little idiots!
*Too nag!
*Marge knows what's best!
*You have no free will!
*I rule the shire!
*Follow me, Middle Earthies!
*To me, shorties!
====Ordering her mob====
*Drink the enemy's blood!
*Slay, midgets, slay!
*Kill or be killed!
*Innocents of the shire: commence slaughter!
*Okay gentle folk, kill!
*Attack! Stab them in their legs and ankles!
*Teacher says "Build"!
*You have no free will.
*Suicide attack begin!
*Halflings... murder!
*Rush to your teeny weenie doom!
*Marge is in charge!
====Attacking enemies====
*Step off, you familiar-looking monsters!
*That's for getting brain goo on my skirt!
*Ah, bullies and ghosties!
*Now that's a Simpson Smackdown!
*Fight and die!
*(When Homer attacks enemies) That's my Homie!
*Now I'm glad you were in all those bar fights!
*Can you ever truly kill the undead?
====To the Maze Announcer====
*Oh, I don't get any of these references!
===Maze Announcer===
*I like eggs.
*Remember: don't shoot the food.
*No one ever tells me when I need food.
*Save keys to open doors.
*Homer needs food badly.
*Homer is getting fat.
*Marge is about to die.
*Homer, your health bar is getting low.
*Homer is about to die.
*Marge, what's the deal with your hair?
*I've not seen, such bravery.
===Rod Flanders Mobbits===
*Daddy says video gamers are going to ****!
*Joining feels good!
*Here comes death!
*The double dragon's going to kill us!!
*We'll eat orc tonight!
*Bye, bye fire!
*If you're looking for trouble, you've found it!
*Just like in popular movies!
*I'm a homicidal maniac.
*Rodd is a follower!
===Todd Flanders Mobbits===
*I prefer Narnia.
*(Trapped in the box) Boxes are sad.
*(Trapped in the box) Todd is trapped!
*Brrr! I wish I had a windbreaker.
*(Trapped in the box) Help! I'm claustrophobic!
*There's an ugly monster on the bridge!
*That dragon is happy to kill you now!
*Real friends don't hit.
*Mean kids live here.
*(Trapped in the box) I'm in a wooden cube.
*There's a giant frog on the bridge!.
*I don't know why the caged bird sings.
===Ralph Wiggum Mobbits===
*I'm on Marge's team!
*Here comes Ralph!
*My diaper's full now.
*I taste blood.
*Why won't you die?
*I'm giving you an owie.
*Death is like sleep.
*Hurting people is fun.
*It's smells like sneezing.
*Enemies are bad.
*My knife is poisoned.
*I'm special.
*I'm a killing machine.
*I hurt my pointy ears!
*Yummy! Yummy! Kill! Kill!
*You choo-choo choose me?
===Selmatty===
*Everyone says your kids are ugly!
*Your marriage was a mistake!
*Mom never liked Marge.
*Your child corpses will make perfect appetisers!
*Fire is the cleanser!
*Let's burn the losers!
*Burn, babies, burn!
*Let's burn some hobbit houses!
*When you're dead, we're gonna eat Bart and Lisa.
*Homer stinks worse than orc poo.
*Fire insurance doesn't exist!
*(In first wave) I want to kill Homer! No I want to kill Homer!
*That hurt my feelings!
*That smarts!
*I broke a claw!
*That was pain!
*Ow, my cancer!
===Morcs===
*My name is Orc Moe and I'm here to say, I'm going to kick your **s in every way!
*I am easily offended!
*Where am I? Who am I? What am I?
*Oh I wish I was a troll, then I'd get respect.
*Oh my brain hurts!
*I got my head conked, but good!
*My name is Orc Moe and I'm here say, that you're gonna die tomorrow or today!
*I'm Moe the Orc, but you can call me Morc. A-Actually, don't
*Feel the pointy wrath of Orc Moe!
*Eat Moe shaft!
*(sigh) Moe money, Moe problems.
*I do hate you because you're beautiful.
*Melee! Melee! Melee!
*Punch and kick and bite and fart!
*STAB STAB STAB!
*ORC MOE DEATH YELL!
*I'm gonna gnaw on your bones!
*I'm gonna make your nards into a necklace!
*Even my warts have warts!
*When are they gonna invent the internet here?!
*I'm gonna spit my diseased spit on you!
*I prefer Narnia to Middle Earth.
*I'm gonna cut off your heads and make salt and pepper shakers.
*Ugh, I peed my orc diaper.
*BERZERKER MOE!!
*I like to tickle!
*Because my parents got divorced, I like to inflict pain.
*There's a lot more of me than there are of you!
*I'm easily offended!
*Here comes a neck-punch!
*That's right, it's orc Moe! Talk about typecastin'!
*I yell because deep down I'm sad!
*I been head-konked but good!
*I know I'm bleedin inside, I just know it!
*Death to normals!
*Ranged attacks are less intimate. I like that.
===Otto Ghosts===
*Whoa, I'm translucent! Trippy!
*This is nothing like the Caspar cartoons...
*I'm going to kick you in the crack of doom!
*It's dead Zeppelin!
*I liked that anyway.
*Ow, I fell on my ghost keys!
*I'm gonna harshen your mellow...permanently!
*How did I die, anyway?
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