Tiki Taboo Trouble

The gang gather things up for a garage sale and come across old archives
== Script ==
(We open at Sunset Shimmer's house where her and the Dazzlings are cleaning the garage out)
Aria:Ugh, it's musty in here.
Sonata:Yeah and I think all this stuff is gonna be dusty enough to sale.
Sunset:It's for a charity event at CHS. And we're all chipping in to raise money.
Adagio:Yeah and just about everything will go.
Sunset:What do you mean Adagio?
Adagio:I mean these old lamps and stereos.
Aira:Hey guys, look at this.
(Shows a newspaper with the headline and photograph, the headline above reads "CANTERLOT MYSTERY SOLVERS BAG BLACK GOBLIN")
Sunset:That had our greatest mystery. The case of the Black Goblin.
(The photo is of the gang in the catacombs of the old church and Principal Cinch is tied up)
Sonata:You think Twilight and Micro Chips would want to have to keep this stuff for the archives?
Aria:I don't know. Maybe. But then again maybe not.
(Cuts to Sunset with a mask that resembles the Indian Witch Doctor from Scooby-Doo only it looks like the one on the Scoobtober website)
Sunset:Remeber this guys? It's the Spirit of the Pueblo. That gambler was trying to make an Indian casino out of a real Indian burial ground.
Aria:Yeah I remember that.
(She pulls out a diver helmet that looks like the one from the Scoobtober website)
Aria:Look at this guys. The Scuba Specter, the old sea captain and his lighthouse keeper wife were stealing boats.
Sonata:I remember that.
(Adagio takes out the four pieces of a medallion which is now one whole thing)
Adagio:This is when we caught the Ghastly Gondolier.
(Sunset takes out cat medallion which is the one from The Scooby-Doo Show episode Make A Beeline Away From That Feline)
Sunset:This is when we caught the Feline Fiend.
Aria:In New York? Yeah I remember.
(Sonata takes out Moonlight Medallion)
Sonata:This medallion here is from the case when we went to Austria, we caught the Werewolf of Moonlight Castle.
(Sunset takes out the cloak of the Christmas Phantom)
Sunset:This is from when we had that play at an orphanage.
(Cuts to Aira)
Aria:And I still got the appellation.
Sonata:Here's the story stick when we went on that trip and tangled with the Totem Spirit.
(Cuts to Sunset holding a staff)
Sunset:Here's a staff from when we caught the Vampire Warlock.
Sonata:Hey after this let's go get a taco. I'm starving.
(Aria pulls out a snow monster mask which resembles the Snow Ghost in the prototype of Scooby-Doo Night of 100 Frights, she shows it to the others)
Aria:Remember this guys? The Snow Ghost from when we went on that skiing trip and uncovered a jewel smuggling operation.
Sunset:Yeah I remember that.
Sonata:I'm hungry. Let's eat.
(They walk out and Sunset closes the garage and we cut to later at Sugarcube Corner where the gang discuss about the charity event)
Flash:Alright gang, let's think this through. What do we have to sale for our charity benefit?
Snails:Lots of old junk. I've saved a nuke statue from our case involving the Noisy Nuke. The ghost involved was a guy using it to scare people out of a temple to steal the treasures. It was a treasure thief. And I saved the Dr. Octopus costume and the Venom costume from those cases in Eerie Point.
Wallflower:What about the Lake Monster of Eerie Point?
Snails:That too. I even saved Micro Chips' MC Dexefex costume.
Sandalwood:What about the costume from the case of the Haunted Hare?
Snails:That too.
Spike:Twilight and I saved the costume of the Roman Soldier Ghost. 
Bulk:And it looked like my halloween costume.
Sci-Twi:We also saved the costume of the Monstrous Miscreant, the Man-Made Menace and the Magical Mayhem. Oh and the Sinister Spirit.
Applejack:Apple Bloom, Big Mac and I saved the Snappadactyl costume. The sack mask of the Ghost Farmer. The mask of the Black Goblin, the mask of the Dockworker Ghost, the black hooded robe from the time Micro Chips' robot went out of control. It was the one the science teacher wore to scare students. And we also saved the costume of the Wendigo that was hauntin' the old fishing lodge hotel.
Juniper:Look to make money for the school we need to put our heads together. We're not sailing our personal belongings, we're simply just gonna have a casual yard sale.
Gloriosa:How about the Gaea Everfree Costume Timber and I saved?
Juniper:Well I saved the costume of my evil counterpart so we can't sale any of the stuff we saved from past adventures. It was also when crooks were inspired by the monster versions of ourselves.
Wallflower:I saved the costume peppers of the Ghostly Ghost Peppers.
Flash:Guys all I was trying to say was we should sale various things other people sale at garage sales. That's it! Just plain ordinary stuff! Like tables, lamps, silverware. Not mementos from their past conquest.
Micro Chips:So all we gotta do is sale the usual things at garage sales and we can have it go straight.
Flash:Yeah.
Sandalwood:Any of you dudes remember the case of the Night Marchers?
Spike:If you mean from when we went on the trip to Hawaii then yeah.
Trixie:Wasn't that when we were called in by the governor of Hawaii to fly over and check out a so-called "haunted" village?
Rarity:No Trixie that's the case of the Tiki Witch Doctor.
Winona:I remember the case of the Night Marchers. It was when a collage professor and some students were trying to prevent a real estate developer from building condos over an ancient forest.
(Flashback to the gang in Hawaii where Adagio is shown closing the door on a real estate man)
Adagio:So sorry we couldn't make it for your development meeting. But thank you for stopping by. We're teenagers trying to enjoy spring break.
Mr. Ratchet:Ok but you know where to reach me if you change your minds.
(Adagio closes the door and Juniper says)
Juniper:I thought that guy would never leave.
Rarity:Yes and he was trying to make us buy a condo in a forest.
(Cuts to the gang around the room)
Applejack:An' to think we wanted to get away from some real estate men. We're on vacation.
Snails:Yeah, this is Hawaii. We should be going to luaus and eating poi and surfing and other things like that.
Micro Chips:(Reads newspaper)Night Marchers strike back.
(Spike is looking at a tiki head and holds it up close)
Flash:(To Micro Chips)What are you talking about Night Marchers for Micro Chips?
Micro Chips:It says so right here in the Honolulu Herald. Night Marchers haunt ancient forest in order to save their burial grounds.
(Cuts to Trixie)
Trixie:A burial ground? How original.
(Cuts to Snips)
Snips:Hey guys let's forget that real estate guy and have some fun. After all this is Hawaii.
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Yeah. We should be hanging louse.
(Cuts to Bulk)
Bulk:Yeah! And taking in the culture!
(Cuts to Lyra)
Lyra:I guess we can do all that at tonight's luau.
(Cuts to Sonata)
Sonata:Huh? Luau?
(Cuts to that night at the party)
Lyra:A luau is a Hawaiian fest.
Sonata:Aloha to that!
Aria:This is gonna be one heck of a party. Maybe even as great as Pinkie Pie's parties.
(A tan Hawaiian male with light gray hair and white streaks comes over)
Richard Moloki:Welcome, I'm Richard Moloki and on behalf of the Polynesian Paranormal Club I would like to personally welcome you to our luau.
Flash:Thanks for having us. 
Bulk:Yeah we hear Hawaii is the place for vacationing.
Spike:And food.
Snails:Yeah food.
Richard Moloki:If you are some of those who took interest in Mr. Ratchet's idea in making condos then it's terrible.
Sandalwood:Terrible?
Micro Chips:How terrible is that Mr. Moloki?
Richard Moloki:It's because of the Night Marchers.
Micro Chips:The Night Marchers? I read about them in the paper earlier today.
Richard Moloki:But don't worry it's nothing paranormal investigators can't handle. Enjoy yourselves kids.
(Walks away)
Sci-Twi:Ok now that was suspicious.
Bulk:Let's not think about it. Let's have fun.
(We cut to a fire dancer, Bulk is watching the fire dancer dance around with its fire torch and we cut to Juniper, Wallflower, Lyra, Gloriosa, Trixie, Aria, Adagio, Sunset, Applejack, Rarity and Twilight dancing with pompoms as the boys watch on)
Timber:Boy Twilight sure can dance with pompoms.
Flash:The same with Sunset and Adagio.
Timber:And hey my sister knows how to dance with pompoms too.
Micro Chips:So does Juniper and Wallflower. And even Aria.
Sandalwood:Let's all just agree that the girls all dance divine.
(Cuts to Apple Bloom and Winona doing limbo with other guests we cut to Snips, Snails, Spike and Sonata at the buffet table where Spike is piling stuff to make a sandwich)
Spike:Oh boy nothing like a Hawaiian sandwich. I'm starved.
Snails:You guys should really try these pineapple drinks there's good. Real good.
Sonata:These Hawaiian tacos are good. Got a taste of macadamia nut, pineapple, coconut.