Arrival of the Fittest

Arrival of the Fittest is the ninth episode of SBFW Campsite, and the ninth episode in season one.
== Transcript ==
(Episode begins with Matchy staring at a puddle)
Matchy: (chanting) It doesn’t count as a fourth wall break if I only say, “it’s been a while.” It doesn’t count as a fourth wall break if I only say, “it’s been a while.”
(Jasbre walks up)
Jasbre: Oh hey Matchy, what are you doing?
Matchy: (straining) trying not to break the fourth wall.
Jasbre: The what?
Matchy: You know, the fourth wall. We don’t exist and aren't supposed to know that. 
Jasbre: How much of Dan’s weed have you been smoking?!
Matchy: None! 
Jasbre: Alrightttttt. Well we’re getting new campers today. 
Matchy: Mmk. Who are they?
Jasbre: Well according to this list we have a Joey, a SwedishWalrus, a Peyton, a CartoonGuy, and a Floating Coin. 
Matchy: (laughing) Floating Coin? Such a stupid name! 
(Cut to a bus showing up with new campers, and all of the old campers waiting at the bus stop)
Polar: Hey bus driver can I get on this bus to go back home?
'''
Bus Driver: Sure kid.
Everyone: WAIT WHAT?!
(Polar gets on as Joey, SwedishWalrus, Peyton, CartoonGuy, and Floating Coin get off the bus)
Joey: Hey everyone!
Purps: Yes.
Crazy: I like him already.
Joey: Oh neat!
Granite: Hey what’s up Joey, we can be friends. 
'''
Joey: EVERYONE LOVES ME!
(The bus drives away)
'''
SwedishWalrus: Why hello everyone.
Jasbre: Yo man what’s up.
Peyton: Guys I made a new camp logo while I was on the bus.
(Shows logo)
'''
Matchy: Ooh that looks cool!
Purps: I agree. Pretty noice. 
CartoonGuy: Hey everyone what’s going down?
Purps: Yes.
Floating Coin: HoWdY hEy NeW pAlS!
(Everyone laughs)
'''
Cici: You wound so stupid, sorry. 
'''
Floating Coin: oH. WiLl aNyBo- Alright I’m going to stop talking like this. 
'''
Purps: Yeah that’s a great idea.
Rocky: Wait where am I?
SBCA: Wait where am I?
Purps: Guys shut up everyone’s here.
'''
Rocky: But how? And who’s this nerd?
Floating Coin: Howdy! I’m Floating Coin!
Jasbre: Oh, okay.
Travis: Sounds like a nerd.
Jasbre: Didn’t I tell you to stop coming here?
(Travis vanishes into thin air)
Crazy: Hey Floating Coin, is that your actual name?
Cici: No, because I’m the real Floating Coin!
Floating Coin: Guys why are you being so rude?
'''
Cici: I like easy targets.
Lock: Hey me too!
Jasbre: Guys, we should give him a chance!
(Floating Coin spills water on his crotch)
Floating Coin: Aw jeez aw man!
Jasbre: Never mind. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
(Floating Coin goes to his cabin)
Floating Coin: They all hate me so much and I hate it!
(Floating Coin gets upset)
Floating Coin: Why do they always have to bully me?
(Cut to a party at Jasbre’s cabin)
Jasbre: YEAHHHH, NEW USERS LETS GO HYPE HYPE HYPE!
Bot: Hey Joey, want some drugs?
(Joey back away from Bot)
Bot: Hey Swedish guy, want some drugs?
(SwedishWalrus backs away from Bot)
Bot: GODDAMMIT!
(Floating Coin arrives)
Floating Coin: Oh hey, you guys were having a party for the new users without me?
Jasbre: Ummmmmm, PURPLE EXPLAIN!
Purps: Well that’s not the whole story you see, ummm
Floating Coin: I can’t believe you guys!
Purps: Sorry, I kind of didn’t know who you were.
Floating Coin: THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!
(Floating Coin shoots lasers out of his eyes, they hit Matchy)
Matchy: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Floating Coin: Oh sorry, I lost my temper. Um, I’m just going to go back to my cabin and cry into my pillow.
(Floating Coin runs out)
Dan: Ha what a loser.
Purps: Guys, we drove away a new camper by being rude. Shouldn’t we make it up to him and ask him to give us a second chance?
Bot: Purple nobody cares about your moral bullshit, let’s just party!
Crazy: o
Lock: or?
Crazy: I hate your face.
(Cut to Floating Coin)
Floating Coin: I can’t believe them! Having a party without me? HOW DARE THEY!
(Floating Coin shoots laser again)
Floating Coin: Wait whenever I get pissed, I seem to get stronger and get heat vision. Maybe I could use this to destroy the camp!
(FD shows up outside of Floating Coin’s window)
FD: Nah sorry bro, I tried that five episodes ago and failed.
Floating Coin: Crap. I’m just going to ask if we can have a meeting and then announce I’m leaving.
(Floating Coin goes to Jasbre’s cabin)
Jasbre: What do YOU want?
Floating Coin: To call a meeting?
Jasbre: No. Go away.
(Floating Coin walks off of camp grounds, never to be seen again; two days later, Bot is watching the news and a missing persons report comes up for Floating Coin)
Bot: Oh fu-
(Episode ends)
== Trivia ==
* This was the first episode in 2019
** This was the first episode after a 10 month long hiatus after the previous episode
* This was the first episode written entirely by Purple133
** This was also the first episode to use title cards made by him
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