Follow Me, Boys!/Transcript

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MELODY MURPHY: Hey, Counselor, you're a pisces, right?
LEMUEL "LEM" SIDDONS: Right.
MELODY: Okay, then you got to watch your step today on account of the Moon being in Virgo and squared with Jupiter.
See, it says right here.
"Pisces be careful of vital decisions today."
Okay, Melody, I'll try and be careful.
It... it also says, "this is a good time to take stock of your worldly possessions."
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Yeah?
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Okay, uh,
one saxophone,
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One suitcase,
one set of law books,
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2 bucks and 28 cents cash.
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Oh, by the way,
does it say anything in there
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about our back pay?
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Oh, look,
as soon as I sell the bus,
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I'll pay every man
every dime I owe him.
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I know you will, Melody.
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All I'm saying is, uh,
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We're not exactly
collegians anymore.
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The years are piling up,
and, uh...
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what's to show for it?
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We'll get something
on radio.
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That's the big thing
today... radio.
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I've got connections
in Chicago.
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Yeah.
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You know something, Melody?
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The first honest job
somebody offers me,
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I'm gonna take it.
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What do you mean,
"honest job"?
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I mean, it's time
I got off this merry-Go-Round
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And put down roots
somewhere.
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Roots.
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Every time you start
studying that lawyer course,
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You start putting roots
down again.
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Â™ª
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Hey, what are we
stopping here for?
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All right, boys,
take ten.
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We got to get to Chicago
before dark.
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What's the big hurry?
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We haven't got
a taillight.
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Come on,
everybody out.
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Ah.
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Oh, look, natives.
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You got any beads?
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Well, I got, uh,
exactly 20 cents.
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Come on,
I'll buy you a soda.
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Oh, goody,
a phosphate shop.
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Mmm, fresh air.
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Who needs it?
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What a great little town.
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Are you kidding?
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Hey, Melody, look...
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an electric.
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Very quaint.
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I haven't seen
one of those in years.
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Is that clear, Ralph?
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Aunt Hetty,
we're trying to be a bank,
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Not a charitable
institution.
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We can't refuse
to foreclose a mortgage
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Simply because Mrs. Todd
is a good christian woman.
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But she is.
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Give her
two more months, Ralph.
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Yes, aunt Hetty.
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And stop biting
your fingernails.
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Yes, aunt Hetty.
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Let's go, babe!
Let's go!
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Aunt Hetty!
You forgot your purse.
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I always do it,
don't I?
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Forget my purse
and upset Ralph.
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Oh!
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I got it!
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Oh!
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Would you mind?
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You're standing
on my foot.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Oh!
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Come on!
They're coming in!
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- Don't run home!
- Out! Out!
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They ought to stop
playing ball in the street.
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Are you all right, dear?
Yes.
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Are you sure,
Miss Downey?
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Oh, yes, I'm fine.
Thank you.
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They ought to have
better sense.
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They most certainly
ought to.
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I'm awfully sorry.
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Uh, maybe you better
not walk on that.
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It might be sprained
or something.
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No, it's only bruised
a little.
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It really must have hurt.
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I weigh 196 minus shoes.
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By the way,
if you should want to sue,
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My name is Lem Siddons.
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Maybe I'd better carry you.
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No, I think not.
Thank you, Mr. Siddons.
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You're welcome,
Miss Downey.
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Vida, what happened?
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I'm telling you...
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give me that trumpet.
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Don't you realize
those instruments
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cost a lot of money?
Now, come on.
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Get away
from those tires!
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Now, look,
you small-Time roughnecks,
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I'm gonna take the lot of you
and dust you good.
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All of us, mister?
Yes, all of you.
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Okay, guys,
we give up.
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Melody,
we're gonna have to use
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A little, uh, psychology
around here.
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What kind of psychology?
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Go buy yourself
some licorice whips, huh?
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Here's two bits.
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Two-Bit psychology, Melody...
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a very generous gesture
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For a man
in my financial condition.
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It wasn't wasted.
Hmm?
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Hey, Lem?
Lem, come on. Let's go.
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Boys, would you hang that up
on the, uh, bracket up there?
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Hey, Lem, look.
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"You know, Melody,"
he says,
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"The first honest job
someone offers me,
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I'm gonna take."
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Selling candy to kids...
what could be more honest?
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You want roots?
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A place like this,
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You could grow yourself
down to China.
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All right, Charlie,
let's get moving.
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Now, now, boys,
we got a long trip,
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A long trip...
settle down, settle down.
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What are you doing, Lem?
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Lem. Lem!
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I think I know what you're
doing, and you can't do it.
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Lem, honest jobs
aren't for musicians.
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Melody, uh, give me
my law book.
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Look, look, Lem,
I was only kidding.
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I was only kidding.
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You can't live
in a hick town like this.
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Melody, it's been a real
pleasure working with you.
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Take off, Charlie.
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Lem, the moon is in virgo
and squared with jupiter!
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Okay, Melody,
I'll remember that!
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So long!
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So long, Lem!
Good luck!
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Thanks, mister!
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- Okay, fellas.
- Thank you.
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You bet.
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You got two pieces,
and I only got one.
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All right.
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How do you do, sir?
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My name's Lem Siddons.
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I'm out of Chicago,
lakeside high,
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And the United States Army.
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Since then, for eight years,
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I've been blowing a saxophone
and studying law on the side.
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Now I've decided I'd like
to settle down someplace,
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And, uh,
well, I think this is it.
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I could be
a crackerjack salesman,
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Or I could sweep
the place out.
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You can work up
to salesman later.
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Thank you.
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How about money?
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Oh, you name it, sir.
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$25 and a free go
at the candy counter.
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You've got a deal,
mister, uh...
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uh, Hughes.
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Okay, Mr. Hughes,
I'm your boy.
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All right.
Stand right there.
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Come on, Arthur.
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Well, I guess that takes care
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of the moon and virgo
squared with jupiter.
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Four, five, six bananas...
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and, uh,
two licorice whips.
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Thanks a lot.
Thanks, Lem.
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Don't forget, you're
in the ball game at lunch, Lem.
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I'll be there, Hoodoo.
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- Hi, Mrs. Seibert.
- Hello, boys.
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- Good morning, Hetty.
- Good morning, John.
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Good morning,
Mrs. Seibert.
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Oh, good morning...
Lemuel?
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That's right.
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Oh. Isn't that
remarkable?
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I remembered his name.
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Are you getting settled
in Hickory, Lemuel?
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Oh, he's found
artie's pool parlor
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and has joined
the methodist church.
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Fine...
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about the church, I mean.
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But don't drink any
of artie's bootlegged whiskey.
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Never touch
the stuff, Mrs. Seibert.
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Good.
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Now, what did
I come in here for?
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I know I'm in here
for some reason.
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Maybe I can help you,
Mrs. Seibert.
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Uh, was it something
in notions?
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We're having a special
on assorted buttons and needles.
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Well, it wasn't notions,
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But I'll take
half a dozen packets.
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Fine.
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Uh, was it something
in yard goods?
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No.
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- Thread maybe?
- Mm-Mm.
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Mrs. Seibert, maybe you
came in for a dress pattern.
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It's the latest thing.
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It, uh, puts milady in style
for any social function.
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That's it.
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Oh, good.
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Social function.
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John, the most terrible thing's
happened to me.
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They've elected me president
of the civic club.
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Now, where is it?
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What, the civic club?
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No! No.
Here it is.
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John, will you post this
in a conspicuous place?
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It's a notice
of our friday meeting
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In the school auditorium.
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Why, certainly, Hetty.
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I'm sure I'll be
a perfectly terrible president.
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They only elected me
because I have a lot of money.
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I'll expect you both
at the meeting.
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Oh, why, Hetty,
we wouldn't miss it.
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Well, I would,
if I weren't president.
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Oh, Mrs. Seibert, uh,
do you still want these things?
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Oh, yes, thank you.
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And will you charge it
to my account?
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Yes, I will.
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Now, where was I to go
from here?
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Uh, the bank?
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The butcher's?
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The grocer?
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Never mind. I'll find out
when I get there.
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Good-Bye, john.
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- Good-Bye...
- Lemuel.
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- Lemuel.
- Good-Bye, Mrs. Seibert.
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She, uh, is
a little forgetful, isn't she?
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About some things, yes.
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Put that in a conspicuous spot,
will you, Lem?
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I'll be in the office.
Okay.
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"Civic club meeting,
high school...
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come and bring a friend."
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9-3-4, please.
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I'd like to speak
to Miss Downey, please.
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Miss Downey speaking.
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Miss Downey,
this is, uh, Lem Siddons.
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I'm calling you
from across the street.
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Hi.
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Mr. Siddons, if you're calling
in reference to your statement,
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The bookkeeper...
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no, I'm calling
in reference to you.
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Uh, can you see this?
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Mr. Siddons, I am
terribly busy at the moment.
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I-I know you can't read it
from there,
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But, uh, well, it says
there's gonna be big doings
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At the civic club
on friday night.
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And, uh, to come
and bring a friend.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Siddons. I...
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Looks like it's gonna be
a pretty exciting night.
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Mayor Plummer's gonna
talk about the sewer probLem,
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Uh, look into the future.
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Mr. Siddons!
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And there's gonna be a group
discussion On our youth today,
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followed by refreshments.
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Do you think
maybe you could make it?
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Mr. Siddons!
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00:13:42,187 --> 00:13:45,991
I suppose the antics
of our small town amuse you.
268
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:46,992
Oh, now,
I was only kidding. I...
269
00:13:47,025 --> 00:13:48,860
we must seem
terribly crude
270
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:50,962
to one who has traveled
so widely.
271
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,097
Anything wrong,
Miss Downey?
272
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,565
Oh, no.
273
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:55,934
Look, Miss Downey,
I'm crazy about this town.
274
00:13:55,967 --> 00:14:00,038
Mr. Hastings, I was talking
to Miss Downey.
275
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:02,140
Mr. Hastings!
276
00:14:02,173 --> 00:14:03,575
Yes, Mr. Siddons?
277
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,411
I was talking
to Miss Downey.
278
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,978
I'm sorry.
279
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,047
No personal calls
during banking hours.
280
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,081
Now...
281
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,970
Now, if you will permit me,
282
00:14:32,003 --> 00:14:33,805
Fellow civic clubbers,
283
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:37,108
I will conclude
my very small remarks
284
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:41,012
With a line from
that immortal english poet...
285
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,448
a...
286
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:45,484
a thing of beauty
287
00:14:45,517 --> 00:14:48,019
Is a joy forever.
288
00:14:54,626 --> 00:14:56,562
Thank you,
Cora Anderson,
289
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,465
for that splendid talk on...
290
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:01,433
Oh, dear, what was
your subject, cora?
291
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,901
The town square.
292
00:15:02,934 --> 00:15:06,104
Oh, the town square,
of course.
293
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,874
Uh, were you for it
or against it?
294
00:15:08,907 --> 00:15:11,510
I wanted
to plant peonies.
295
00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:13,044
Oh, well,
bless you, dear.
296
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,580
Go right ahead
and do it.
297
00:15:17,115 --> 00:15:18,517
And now...
298
00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:23,121
and now a word about our youth
from the chair.
299
00:15:25,123 --> 00:15:28,059
The chair...
that must be me.
300
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:31,597
Well, I warned you I'd be
a perfectly terrible president.
301
00:15:33,965 --> 00:15:37,202
Well, a word
about our youth,
302
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,004
Especially boys.
303
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:43,108
Frankly, I think boys
are splendid.
304
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:46,011
Granted, they steal
a few apples
305
00:15:46,044 --> 00:15:48,947
And play ball
in the town square,
306
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,518
Spill a few garbage pails,
and...
307
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,053
put tin cans on cats,
308
00:15:55,086 --> 00:15:57,088
Which isn't very 
309
00:15:57,122 --> 00:16:00,091
But perhaps the fault
lies with us.
310
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,094
Perhaps we could buy them
a playing field
311
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:07,098
or something constructive.
312
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:10,869
Well, I can't think
of anything else.
313
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:13,605
I think Mr. Hi Plummer,
our mayor,
314
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,707
Should conduct the balance
of this meeting.
315
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:26,518
Well, there isn't very much
to conduct, folks.
316
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:29,988
I think our boys
should be kept off the streets,
317
00:16:30,021 --> 00:16:31,114
But how?
318
00:16:31,314 --> 00:16:34,259
I'd like to hear
some suggestions.
319
00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:37,529
Uh, Mr. Mayor?
320
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,130
I have a suggestion.
321
00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,199
Mr. Mayor,
I'm new here in town,
322
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,001
So, uh, maybe
I shouldn't even speak up,
323
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:45,136
But, uh,
well, it seems to me
324
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,105
that the solution
to this probLem
325
00:16:47,138 --> 00:16:49,541
would be to have
some sort of organized activity
326
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:51,309
for the boys, like, uh...
327
00:16:51,342 --> 00:16:54,713
well, like
the, uh, boy scouts.
328
00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:56,281
Well, good evening,
Miss Downey,
329
00:16:56,314 --> 00:16:57,716
Mr. Hastings.
330
00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,185
I was going to suggest
that very thing.
331
00:17:00,218 --> 00:17:01,987
- Newer.
- Look.
332
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:04,155
Well, that idea
comes up every year, Lem,
333
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:06,024
But nothing ever seems
to come of it.
334
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,292
Well, then I think
335
00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,160
you ought make something
come of it.
336
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,296
There's always
one trouble.
337
00:17:11,329 --> 00:17:14,165
Nobody ever wants
to be scoutmaster.
338
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,034
You could do that, Ralph.
339
00:17:16,067 --> 00:17:16,968
No, no,
I'm too busy, Vida.
340
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,637
It wouldn't take
very much of your time.
341
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,038
Absolutely not.
342
00:17:20,071 --> 00:17:22,040
I thank you
for your suggestion, Lem,
343
00:17:22,073 --> 00:17:24,275
But I'm afraid that's one job
that will go a-Begging.
344
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:26,745
Well, Mr. Mayor, uh...
345
00:17:26,778 --> 00:17:28,747
I might have to take
the job myself.
346
00:17:30,782 --> 00:17:33,184
- Are you volunteering?
- I guess I am.
347
00:17:37,288 --> 00:17:40,291
Come up here, young man.
I want to shake your hand.
348
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,132
Hup, two, three, four.
349
00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,067
Hup, two, three, four.
350
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,101
Hup, two, three, four.
351
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,204
...three, four.
352
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:54,973
Hup, two, three, four.
353
00:17:55,006 --> 00:17:56,708
Hup, two, three, four.
354
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,610
Hup, two, three, four.
355
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,211
Hup, two, three, four.
356
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:01,980
Eyes right.
Salute.
357
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,081
Two, three, four.
358
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,684
Hup, two, three, four.
359
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,218
Right, march!
360
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:10,088
Hup, two...
no, wait, wait, fellas.
361
00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:12,691
Hoodoo!
362
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:14,192
Where you going?
363
00:18:14,225 --> 00:18:15,393
But you said
to the right.
364
00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:17,128
Well, you...
you turned left, Hoodoo.
365
00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:20,098
Forward march.
366
00:18:20,131 --> 00:18:22,100
Hup, two, three, four.
367
00:18:22,133 --> 00:18:23,835
Hup, two, three, four.
368
00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,370
Hup, two, three, four.
369
00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:27,238
Hup, two, three, four.
370
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,174
Hup, two, three, four.
371
00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:30,208
Hup, two, three...
372
00:18:30,241 --> 00:18:32,711
now right march.
373
00:18:32,744 --> 00:18:34,279
Hup, two, three, four.
374
00:18:34,312 --> 00:18:36,247
What you trying to do
with them poor kids, Lem?
375
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,116
Just keeping them
out of the pool halls, Artie.
376
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:40,051
Hup, two, three, four.
377
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:56,167
Attaboy!
378
00:18:57,168 --> 00:18:59,370
Sic 'em, Dutch.
379
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:15,120
All right, come on, guys,
back in line.
380
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:21,326
Hey, what's the matter?
Are you wise or something?
381
00:19:21,359 --> 00:19:23,695
Go ahead, Beefy,
mobilize him.
382
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:24,830
Yeah!
383
00:19:26,397 --> 00:19:28,166
Beefy!
384
00:19:28,199 --> 00:19:29,234
Never mind the mobilizing.
385
00:19:29,267 --> 00:19:30,335
Get back in line.
Come on.
386
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,237
All of you.
387
00:19:39,144 --> 00:19:41,146
This is
private property, mister.
388
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,881
Stay off.
389
00:19:42,914 --> 00:19:44,415
I'm warning you, mister.
390
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:46,184
Look, son...
391
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,853
What's going on here, huh?
392
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,823
Hello, Ed.
393
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,394
I know you,
don't I, yeah?
394
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:59,197
Yeah. You're Lem...
Lem Siddons
395
00:19:59,230 --> 00:20:00,398
From Artie's place,
right?
396
00:20:00,431 --> 00:20:02,734
- That's right.
- Yeah.
397
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,203
Well, what... what seems
to be the trouble here?
398
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,337
Oh, no trouble, Ed.
399
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,874
We're, uh, starting
a scout troop.
400
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,508
I thought maybe your boy
would like to join up.
401
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:11,509
Sure, Whitey.
402
00:20:11,542 --> 00:20:13,211
You go along
with them, huh?
403
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:15,413
I don't go picking daisies
with a bunch of mama's boys.
404
00:20:15,446 --> 00:20:17,949
Oh, now, how often
have I told you not to...
405
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:20,485
That's all right, Ed.
406
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:23,889
Maybe some other time.
407
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:25,523
All right, fellas,
let's get back in line now.
408
00:20:25,556 --> 00:20:26,825
Come on.
409
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,527
Come on, all right.
410
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,229
Forward march.
411
00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:34,199
Whitey?
412
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:37,135
When will you ever stop
being a roughneck, huh?
413
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:50,448
Take a nap, pa.
You'll feel better.
414
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,951
Yes, I guess I will.
415
00:20:57,956 --> 00:20:59,390
Look out, look out.
416
00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,292
Come on, stop it.
417
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:22,881
"The scoutmaster's job
is to train his boys
418
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,282
"To run their own troop.
419
00:21:24,315 --> 00:21:25,583
"The scoutmaster's job
420
00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:27,418
Is to help boys grow
toward responsibility."
421
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,286
Lem?
422
00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,288
"The scoutmaster
leads by example."
423
00:21:30,321 --> 00:21:33,825
- Lem?
- Huh?
424
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:36,527
And sometimes
he's wise enough to follow.
425
00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:38,897
Come on, Hoodoo.
426
00:21:43,935 --> 00:21:46,304
Come on, guys.
427
00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:47,973
Anybody want to go home?
428
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,440
No.
429
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,009
Anybody want
to march anymore?
430
00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:52,577
No.
431
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,545
Okay, we'll take
a one-Minute break.
432
00:21:54,579 --> 00:21:56,014
One minute?
433
00:21:58,483 --> 00:22:01,953
Now, about this manual
I thought I was reading to you.
434
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:04,055
In the front part is
the, uh, serious stuff,
435
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,456
And in the back
is the fun and games.
436
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,525
You've got a lot to learn,
437
00:22:07,558 --> 00:22:09,594
But believe me, I've got
to learn as much as you do.
438
00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:11,262
We'll help you, Lem.
439
00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,665
- Oh, sure. Sure.
- Thanks, Hoodoo.
440
00:22:13,865 --> 00:22:15,967
Guys, why don't we try
to make this
441
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,069
A scout troop the whole town
will be proud of, huh?
442
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:19,733
Aw, they'll never
make it, Lem.
443
00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:23,041
Well, we can at least
take a stab at it, huh?
444
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,142
Now, when we start off again,
445
00:22:24,175 --> 00:22:26,344
Why don't we see if we can't
sort of shape up, huh?
446
00:22:26,377 --> 00:22:27,278
What do you mean
by shape up?
447
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:29,080
Well, when we march,
we march in time,
448
00:22:29,114 --> 00:22:31,049
Move together,
you know how they do.
449
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:32,350
Oh, yeah.
I see.
450
00:22:32,383 --> 00:22:33,985
One thing
that'll help maybe,
451
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,620
In this book,
they suggest that, uh,
452
00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:37,022
We get some sort
of a marching song.
453
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:38,456
Yeah!
A marching song!
454
00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:39,624
Old MacDonald had a farm.
455
00:22:39,657 --> 00:22:40,658
Ten little indians.
456
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:41,526
You're in the army now.
457
00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:43,461
What about
the dying cowboy?
458
00:22:43,494 --> 00:22:45,330
Aw, what kind
of a marching song is that?
459
00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:46,431
It's a funeral march.
460
00:22:47,698 --> 00:22:50,001
Well, maybe we'll think of
something as we go along, huh?
461
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,970
Okay, the minute's up.
On your feet, fellas.
462
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,471
Let's get in line.
463
00:22:53,504 --> 00:22:55,440
Like I said,
let's try to shape up.
464
00:22:55,473 --> 00:22:57,108
Okay, get on the packs.
465
00:22:57,142 --> 00:22:59,644
Get in line, fellas.
Snap it up, now.
466
00:22:59,677 --> 00:23:02,914
Get in line!
467
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,615
Hoodoo,
what are you doing?
468
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,384
Hey, look out.
469
00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,954
Okay, now,
here we go!
470
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:10,521
Forward march!
471
00:23:10,555 --> 00:23:12,057
Two, three, four.
472
00:23:12,090 --> 00:23:13,992
Hup, two, three, four.
473
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:17,395
Hup, two, three, four.
474
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,297
All right, guys,
lift those feet up.
475
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,932
Come on, lift them up.
476
00:23:20,966 --> 00:23:22,400
Pick them up,
put them down.
477
00:23:22,433 --> 00:23:24,669
Pick them up, put them down.
478
00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:26,004
Yeah.
479
00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,572
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
480
00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,540
Â™ª and follow me
481
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:32,077
Hey, guys, I got
a marching song for us.
482
00:23:32,110 --> 00:23:34,045
Â™ª follow me, boys
483
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,981
Â™ª follow me
484
00:23:36,014 --> 00:23:37,548
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
485
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,017
Â™ª and follow me
486
00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:40,018
Hey, that's
pretty good!
487
00:23:40,051 --> 00:23:42,020
That's good.
Sing it, Lem.
488
00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:43,421
Well, it's something
our old outfit
489
00:23:43,454 --> 00:23:45,323
Used to sing
over in France.
490
00:23:45,356 --> 00:23:47,025
We made it up
about this sergeant we had,
491
00:23:47,058 --> 00:23:48,426
Sergeant riley.
492
00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:50,061
Ha! He was always hollering,
"follow me."
493
00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:51,696
Well, then sing it, Lem.
494
00:23:51,729 --> 00:23:53,598
Let's see now.
495
00:23:53,631 --> 00:23:55,700
How'd the verse go?
496
00:23:55,733 --> 00:24:00,171
Â™ª sergeant riley said
there's a fight to win â™ª
497
00:24:00,205 --> 00:24:02,040
Â™ª follow me, boys
498
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:03,108
Â™ª follow me
499
00:24:03,141 --> 00:24:07,612
Â™ª and it won't be done
till we all pitch in â™ª
500
00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,380
Â™ª lift your chin
with a grin â™ª
501
00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:10,415
Â™ª and follow me
502
00:24:10,448 --> 00:24:11,616
Now the chorus.
503
00:24:11,649 --> 00:24:13,551
Â™ª follow me, boys
504
00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:15,186
Â™ª follow me
505
00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:17,388
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
506
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:19,190
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
507
00:24:19,224 --> 00:24:21,492
Â™ª and follow me, boys
508
00:24:21,526 --> 00:24:23,428
Â™ª follow me
509
00:24:23,461 --> 00:24:25,030
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
510
00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:26,164
Â™ª and follow me
511
00:24:26,197 --> 00:24:27,165
Pick them up!
512
00:24:27,198 --> 00:24:28,166
Put them down!
513
00:24:28,199 --> 00:24:29,400
Pick them up!
514
00:24:29,434 --> 00:24:31,369
Â™ª it's a long, long climb
515
00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,104
Â™ª but we got the will
516
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,073
Â™ª follow me, boys
517
00:24:35,106 --> 00:24:37,108
Â™ª follow me
518
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,044
Â™ª when we reach the top
519
00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:41,179
Â™ª then it's
all downhill â™ª
520
00:24:41,212 --> 00:24:42,747
Â™ª till you drop,
don't stop â™ª
521
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,016
Â™ª and follow me
522
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,018
Â™ª follow me, boys
523
00:24:47,052 --> 00:24:49,020
Â™ª follow me
524
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,755
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
525
00:24:50,788 --> 00:24:52,590
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
526
00:24:52,623 --> 00:24:54,692
Â™ª - and follow me, boys.
- Come on, beefy!
527
00:24:54,725 --> 00:24:56,561
Â™ª follow me
528
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:58,696
Â™ª pick them up, put them down
529
00:24:58,729 --> 00:25:01,099
Â™ª and fol-Low
530
00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:04,035
Â™ª me
531
00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,104
Hup, two, three, four!
532
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,106
Hup, two, three, four!
533
00:25:08,139 --> 00:25:10,108
Hup, two, three, four!
534
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:12,143
We're doing pretty good
for three weeks, huh, Lem?
535
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,211
We sure are, Hoodoo.
536
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:15,113
Just about the whole troop
can count up to four.
537
00:25:15,146 --> 00:25:16,514
Sure can.
538
00:25:16,547 --> 00:25:18,149
Hup, two, three, four.
539
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:20,017
Car's coming, Lem.
540
00:25:20,051 --> 00:25:22,453
Hey, you guys,
there's a car coming!
541
00:25:27,558 --> 00:25:31,162
Ralph! That was
uncalled for.
542
00:25:31,196 --> 00:25:33,164
This is a road
for motor vehicles,
543
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,599
Not a marching trail.
544
00:25:34,632 --> 00:25:36,667
Just because he's
the vice president of the bank!
545
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:38,803
I'd like to give him
a good turn.
546
00:25:38,836 --> 00:25:40,538
All right,
knock it off, fellas.
547
00:25:40,571 --> 00:25:42,140
Knock it off.
Forget it, now, will you?
548
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:43,808
Now, let's see, uh,
549
00:25:43,841 --> 00:25:46,111
According to this gadget,
we've hiked about two miles.
550
00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,146
How about the, uh,
tracking game now, huh?
551
00:25:48,179 --> 00:25:49,196
Yeah!
552
00:25:49,396 --> 00:25:51,549
I ain't gonna be
the raccoon again.
553
00:25:51,582 --> 00:25:53,784
Last time, them guys tried
to step on my tail.
554
00:25:53,818 --> 00:25:55,120
Oh, yeah?
But it's your turn.
555
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,687
Yeah!
It's your turn!
556
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,156
Look, I'll be the raccoon
this time.
557
00:25:58,189 --> 00:25:59,590
You fellas
be the hound dogs, huh?
558
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,159
Wait a minute.
559
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,161
Now, the hound dogs
count up to 50
560
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,229
to give the raccoon
a start, okay?
561
00:26:04,262 --> 00:26:05,596
One, two, three, four...
562
00:26:05,630 --> 00:26:07,498
now, wait a minute, Hoodoo,
slow, slow.
563
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,734
One... two... three...
564
00:26:09,767 --> 00:26:11,102
I'll see you later,
fellas.
565
00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:14,139
Five, six, seven, eight,
566
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,673
Nine, ten,
567
00:26:15,706 --> 00:26:16,874
11, 12...
568
00:26:16,907 --> 00:26:20,545
13, 14, 15, 16, 17...
569
00:26:45,336 --> 00:26:46,504
hi.
570
00:26:47,905 --> 00:26:49,474
Oh, hello.
571
00:26:49,507 --> 00:26:50,608
Say, you haven't seen
572
00:26:50,641 --> 00:26:52,243
My boy scout troop around,
have you?
573
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:53,644
They're supposed to be
tracking a raccoon.
574
00:26:53,678 --> 00:26:54,845
I'm the raccoon.
575
00:26:55,813 --> 00:26:57,882
Well, what seems
to be the trouble here?
576
00:26:57,915 --> 00:27:00,151
I don't know.
I guess it's my fault.
577
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:00,985
I wanted to go
on a picnic,
578
00:27:01,018 --> 00:27:02,753
And the car
doesn't like picnics.
579
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:03,721
Oh.
580
00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:08,226
Mr. Hastings just went
to get a tow truck.
581
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:09,327
Well, I could try
to fix it for you,
582
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:11,729
But, uh,
I'd gum it up.
583
00:27:11,762 --> 00:27:12,730
Really?
584
00:27:12,763 --> 00:27:13,898
Yeah, I'm all thumbs.
585
00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:15,866
I've never met a man
who admitted
586
00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,202
He couldn't fix
an automobile.
587
00:27:17,235 --> 00:27:18,703
Well, that's me.
588
00:27:18,736 --> 00:27:20,238
Hey, you know,
it's kind of a hot day
589
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,071
to be a raccoon.
590
00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:22,607
You don't mind
if I just stay here
591
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,808
and wait for the hounds,
do you?
592
00:27:23,841 --> 00:27:25,276
Oh, no,
of course not.
593
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,911
Uh, as a matter of fact...
594
00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:27,845
miss Downey, you, uh,
595
00:27:27,878 --> 00:27:29,814
Have a little smudge
on your nose there.
596
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,283
Oh.
597
00:27:37,355 --> 00:27:39,557
As a matter of fact,
I wanted to tell you
598
00:27:39,590 --> 00:27:40,891
How pleased I was
that you mentioned
599
00:27:40,925 --> 00:27:42,860
The boy scouts
at the civic club meeting.
600
00:27:42,893 --> 00:27:44,229
Oh!
601
00:27:44,262 --> 00:27:45,896
I was going to suggest
the same thing.
602
00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:47,565
- Were you really?
- Yes.
603
00:27:47,598 --> 00:27:48,799
Well, isn't that remarkable?
604
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:51,236
Well, why don't we sit down
and discuss it?
605
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,603
Now, uh...
oh, I'm sorry.
606
00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:53,804
Would you care
for a drink?
607
00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:54,905
No, I'm not thirsty.
608
00:27:54,939 --> 00:27:56,307
Well, now,
about the scouts.
609
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:59,710
The way I look at it...
610
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,247
What does that
sound like to you?
611
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,948
Like a raccoon
is about to be treed.
612
00:28:03,981 --> 00:28:04,949
Yeah.
613
00:28:07,017 --> 00:28:08,953
Okay, okay, okay!
614
00:28:08,986 --> 00:28:10,388
I'm treed! I'm treed!
615
00:28:10,421 --> 00:28:11,889
Okay, guys, you got me!
616
00:28:11,922 --> 00:28:13,291
I'm treed! I'm treed!
617
00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,261
What do we do now, Lem?
618
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,997
Oh. Well, uh...
619
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,999
we're going to do
what all good scouts do...
620
00:28:22,032 --> 00:28:23,801
lend a helping hand.
621
00:28:23,834 --> 00:28:26,771
Miss Downey, would you
get in the car, please?
622
00:28:26,804 --> 00:28:27,805
Troop one will show you
623
00:28:27,838 --> 00:28:29,840
How scouts do
a good turn daily.
624
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:31,842
Now, you bigger fellas
get behind the car,
625
00:28:31,876 --> 00:28:33,844
And you other fellas
get on each side, okay?
626
00:28:33,878 --> 00:28:35,746
Miss Downey, just slide
back of the wheel, huh?
627
00:28:50,761 --> 00:28:51,929
Aren't you tired?
628
00:28:51,962 --> 00:28:53,331
Practically dead.
629
00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:54,832
Got just about
enough strength left
630
00:28:54,865 --> 00:28:57,268
To ask you to go
to the movies with me tonight.
631
00:28:57,302 --> 00:28:58,869
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr...
632
00:28:58,903 --> 00:28:59,970
Feel free
to call me Lem, huh?
633
00:29:00,004 --> 00:29:01,038
Mr. Siddons...
634
00:29:01,071 --> 00:29:02,440
I'm named
after my uncle Lemuel,
635
00:29:02,473 --> 00:29:04,041
Who never amounted
to anything.
636
00:29:04,074 --> 00:29:05,476
I'm busy tonight,
Mr. Siddons.
637
00:29:05,510 --> 00:29:06,877
Oh. You know
the first thing
638
00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,012
I noticed about you,
Miss Downey?
639
00:29:08,045 --> 00:29:09,347
Your eyes... blue eyes.
640
00:29:09,380 --> 00:29:10,481
That means honesty.
641
00:29:10,515 --> 00:29:11,982
I really am sorry.
642
00:29:12,016 --> 00:29:13,318
Now, honestly,
wouldn't you rather see
643
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:14,785
Ronald Coleman
and Carole Lombard
644
00:29:14,819 --> 00:29:16,421
In the soul-searching drama
of... hey!
645
00:29:16,454 --> 00:29:18,022
Hey, wait!
Look out, guys!
646
00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:20,358
Put on...
put on the brake!
647
00:29:20,391 --> 00:29:22,460
Oh!
I'm sorry!
648
00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:24,061
The hill was on me
before I knew it.
649
00:29:24,094 --> 00:29:25,963
Oh, that's all right.
I didn't see it, either.
650
00:29:25,996 --> 00:29:28,032
Fellas, pile on, and
we'll coast down the hill, huh?
651
00:29:28,065 --> 00:29:29,066
Aw, neat.
652
00:29:29,099 --> 00:29:31,469
Miss Downey, uh,
put on your emergency brake.
653
00:29:31,502 --> 00:29:33,804
Move over
and let me drive.
654
00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,039
I'll, uh, put it in gear.
655
00:29:35,072 --> 00:29:36,907
Maybe we can start
the motor.
656
00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,509
Everybody in?
657
00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:39,844
Yeah!
658
00:29:39,877 --> 00:29:41,379
Okay, now, hang on!
659
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:13,978
Thank you
for almost running me down.
660
00:30:14,011 --> 00:30:15,780
Well, we were just doing
our good turn.
661
00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:16,947
We got your motor going.
662
00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,549
All right,
out of there, all of you.
663
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,418
This car wasn't built to hold
every hoodlum in town.
664
00:30:20,451 --> 00:30:21,819
Ralph!
665
00:30:21,852 --> 00:30:23,521
That's all right,
Miss Downey.
666
00:30:23,554 --> 00:30:25,556
All right, you, uh, hoodlums,
pile out of there.
667
00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,024
We've got a hike to finish.
Come on.
668
00:30:27,057 --> 00:30:28,092
Aw, we'd rather ride.
669
00:30:28,125 --> 00:30:29,827
Oh, Mr. Hastings,
670
00:30:29,860 --> 00:30:33,764
From now on, I'm the only one
who calls them that, right?
671
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:35,065
Where's the can...
oh, thanks.
672
00:30:35,099 --> 00:30:38,068
All right,
now line up by twos.
673
00:30:38,102 --> 00:30:41,772
Come on.
Let's go.
674
00:30:41,806 --> 00:30:43,374
Frankie,
you get them started.
675
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,543
Hup, two, three, four.
676
00:30:45,576 --> 00:30:47,445
Hup, two, three, four.
677
00:30:47,478 --> 00:30:49,847
Hup! Pick them up,
put them down.
678
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:50,948
Pick them up.
679
00:30:50,981 --> 00:30:52,049
Â™ª follow me, boys
680
00:30:52,082 --> 00:30:54,018
That was
unnecessarily rude, Ralph.
681
00:30:54,051 --> 00:30:55,019
Get in the car, Vida.
682
00:30:55,052 --> 00:30:57,021
They were just trying
to help with the car.
683
00:30:57,054 --> 00:30:59,457
Vida, will you please
get in the car?
684
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:02,993
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
685
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:04,829
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
686
00:31:04,862 --> 00:31:05,863
Â™ª - and follow me...
- Mr. Siddons!
687
00:31:05,896 --> 00:31:06,997
Vida!
688
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,999
- Mr. Siddons!
Â™ª - Follow me, boys.
689
00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,535
- Mr. Siddons!
- Vida, come back here!
690
00:31:10,568 --> 00:31:12,937
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
691
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:14,939
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
692
00:31:14,972 --> 00:31:16,073
Â™ª and follow me, boys
693
00:31:16,106 --> 00:31:17,074
Vida.
694
00:31:17,107 --> 00:31:18,809
Â™ª follow me
695
00:31:18,843 --> 00:31:20,878
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
696
00:31:20,911 --> 00:31:22,413
Â™ª and follow me
697
00:31:26,083 --> 00:31:28,085
Lovely movie.
698
00:31:28,118 --> 00:31:29,587
Yes.
699
00:31:29,620 --> 00:31:31,589
Hello, Mr. Lee.
700
00:31:31,622 --> 00:31:33,190
Yes, I'm glad
she finally realized
701
00:31:33,223 --> 00:31:35,560
That, uh,
money isn't everything.
702
00:31:35,593 --> 00:31:37,027
Well, when a girl
has ronald Coleman,
703
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,028
She doesn't need money.
704
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:40,631
Oh, uh, would you like
a soda
705
00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:42,032
Or a banana split
or something?
706
00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:43,468
I don't think so.
707
00:31:43,501 --> 00:31:44,969
- You sure?
- Sure.
708
00:31:45,002 --> 00:31:47,137
Well...
709
00:31:51,008 --> 00:31:53,944
Tell me.
Was he sore?
710
00:31:53,978 --> 00:31:55,079
Ronald Coleman?
711
00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:57,482
No, Mr. Hastings, Ralph.
712
00:31:57,515 --> 00:31:59,183
I mean, because you broke
your date with him
713
00:31:59,216 --> 00:32:00,851
and went to the movies
with me.
714
00:32:00,885 --> 00:32:02,620
You're a somewhat
blunt fellow, aren't you?
715
00:32:02,653 --> 00:32:04,622
Well, when I want to know
something, I ask.
716
00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,191
Well, we like more reserve
here in Hickory.
717
00:32:07,224 --> 00:32:09,193
Okay, so he got sore.
718
00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:11,161
Vida...
719
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:12,930
what are you doing
tomorrow night?
720
00:32:12,963 --> 00:32:14,632
- Well, Lem, I...
- And monday night?
721
00:32:14,665 --> 00:32:16,033
- Lem.
- And tuesday night?
722
00:32:16,066 --> 00:32:17,034
- Oh, Lem.
- And...
723
00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:26,844
Uh, wait a minute.
724
00:32:55,606 --> 00:32:57,074
Beat it, Dutch!
725
00:32:58,242 --> 00:32:59,944
Are you hurt?
726
00:32:59,977 --> 00:33:00,778
No, I'm all right.
727
00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:02,647
Well, then get up
on your feet.
728
00:33:03,714 --> 00:33:04,949
He is hurt, Lem.
729
00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:07,184
- The ankle, huh?
- It's okay.
730
00:33:07,217 --> 00:33:09,086
Vida, get me
a first-Aid kit
731
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:10,287
out of the scout section,
will you?
732
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,022
Come over here
and sit down,
733
00:33:12,056 --> 00:33:13,123
So I can take a look
at that ankle.
734
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,224
I'm all right,
I tell you!
735
00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:15,593
Come over here
and sit down.
736
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,895
Ooh!
737
00:33:25,069 --> 00:33:27,004
"Over the shoe
and tie firmly,
738
00:33:27,037 --> 00:33:28,639
"Because once you take
the shoe off,
739
00:33:28,673 --> 00:33:31,275
You can't get it
back on with the swelling."
740
00:33:31,308 --> 00:33:33,077
Well,
that makes sense, huh?
741
00:33:38,082 --> 00:33:40,517
All right, now try
to walk on it.
742
00:33:51,261 --> 00:33:52,663
Does that feel better?
743
00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,132
Yeah, it's okay.
744
00:34:06,176 --> 00:34:08,979
That's a pretty good trick.
745
00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:11,281
Yeah, there are
a lot of good tricks in here.
746
00:34:11,315 --> 00:34:14,619
Aw, I don't go
for that scout stuff.
747
00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:16,186
Well, you better
get going.
748
00:34:19,156 --> 00:34:20,157
Get going?
749
00:34:20,190 --> 00:34:23,127
Yeah.
750
00:34:23,160 --> 00:34:24,695
And put some cold towels
on that ankle
751
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:27,665
when you get home.
752
00:34:27,698 --> 00:34:29,199
Okay.
753
00:34:33,203 --> 00:34:35,973
Come on, Dutch.
754
00:34:36,006 --> 00:34:38,042
Uh, why don't we
just leave this?
755
00:34:38,075 --> 00:34:39,343
I'll come in early
in the morning
756
00:34:39,376 --> 00:34:42,079
And clean it up.
757
00:34:42,112 --> 00:34:43,347
Think you should
have done that?
758
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,249
Let him go, I mean.
759
00:34:45,282 --> 00:34:46,784
I don't know.
760
00:34:49,086 --> 00:34:51,055
He was stealing,
you know?
761
00:34:51,088 --> 00:34:54,391
Yeah.
762
00:34:54,424 --> 00:34:58,062
You know, I was just like that
when I was his age,
763
00:34:58,095 --> 00:35:00,030
Sore at the world,
picking fights,
764
00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:02,767
trying to act tough.
765
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,234
But then, uh...
766
00:35:04,268 --> 00:35:07,071
well, there was this fella,
he was a young lawyer,
767
00:35:07,104 --> 00:35:08,405
sort of took me
under his wing.
768
00:35:08,438 --> 00:35:10,675
I guess he felt sorry
for this kid
769
00:35:10,708 --> 00:35:12,242
who was trying to lick
half of south Chicago
770
00:35:12,276 --> 00:35:14,078
And couldn't.
771
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,145
Anyway, he, uh...
772
00:35:15,179 --> 00:35:16,814
he finally
straightened me out,
773
00:35:16,847 --> 00:35:19,183
Got me thinking right.
774
00:35:19,216 --> 00:35:22,086
If it hadn't been
for him, I, uh...
775
00:35:22,119 --> 00:35:24,388
I'd have ended up in some kind
of serious trouble for sure.
776
00:35:24,421 --> 00:35:26,724
I guess
it's about that time
777
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:30,160
I got the idea
I wanted to be a lawyer someday.
778
00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:34,031
No, I don't think
turning Whitey in
779
00:35:34,064 --> 00:35:36,266
would help anything.
780
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:38,068
You just got to
take a chance.
781
00:35:46,243 --> 00:35:48,178
Well, we'd better go, huh?
782
00:35:51,181 --> 00:35:52,182
Lem?
783
00:36:16,406 --> 00:36:20,377
Now, Beefy and Quong.
784
00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:22,780
That's for
your second-class cooking test?
785
00:36:22,813 --> 00:36:24,882
Beefy, uh,
could you indentify
786
00:36:24,915 --> 00:36:26,216
that interesting object?
787
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:28,352
Well, it started out
as eight biscuits, Lem,
788
00:36:28,385 --> 00:36:30,187
But it ended up one.
789
00:36:30,220 --> 00:36:31,255
Oh.
790
00:36:31,288 --> 00:36:32,857
Do we pass?
791
00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:35,492
I, uh, think you better
try again, fellas.
792
00:36:35,525 --> 00:36:37,327
Why don't you
start out with one?
793
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:39,830
Maybe it'll end up eight.
794
00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:42,466
How you coming, Dave?
795
00:36:42,499 --> 00:36:44,234
Well, not finished yet.
796
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,136
Carrick bend, huh?
Good.
797
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,205
When we get finished,
can we take her out?
798
00:36:48,238 --> 00:36:50,140
Of course
we can't take her out.
799
00:36:50,174 --> 00:36:51,141
The patch isn't dry.
800
00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:53,177
What would happen?
801
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:54,311
She'd sink.
802
00:36:54,344 --> 00:36:57,214
That wouldn't help for
a canoe merit badge, would it?
803
00:36:57,247 --> 00:36:59,950
Hoodoo, one thing
I got to give you credit for.
804
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,351
You think quick.
805
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:03,353
Yeah, I know.
806
00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:08,292
Hey, look who's here.
807
00:37:15,499 --> 00:37:17,802
What do you suppose
Miss Downey's here for?
808
00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:18,936
Lem.
809
00:37:18,969 --> 00:37:22,239
Like I said, Hoodoo,
you think quick.
810
00:37:26,276 --> 00:37:26,944
Hi.
811
00:37:26,977 --> 00:37:28,445
I was, uh,
invited out here
812
00:37:28,478 --> 00:37:30,247
To see scouting
in action, remember?
813
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,917
Well, you can see
Lem in action later.
814
00:37:32,950 --> 00:37:33,984
And you're just in time
815
00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:35,185
for the second-Class
cooking test.
816
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:36,787
I thought I might be.
817
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,455
You know, ever since
you invited me out here,
818
00:37:38,488 --> 00:37:40,524
I got to thinking
about those poor boys out here,
819
00:37:40,557 --> 00:37:42,259
Eating their own cooking.
820
00:37:42,292 --> 00:37:43,460
I got so emotional,
I went home
821
00:37:43,493 --> 00:37:45,362
and fried up six chickens,
822
00:37:45,395 --> 00:37:46,864
made four pounds
of potato salad.
823
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:48,265
Uh, Vida?
824
00:37:48,298 --> 00:37:50,267
I even iced
a three-Layer chocolate cake.
825
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:52,903
Vida, maybe I gave you
a bum steer,
826
00:37:52,937 --> 00:37:54,271
but the boys
are taking tests.
827
00:37:54,304 --> 00:37:55,272
So that when
they get in the woods,
828
00:37:55,305 --> 00:37:56,540
They'll be self-Reliant.
829
00:37:56,573 --> 00:37:58,242
Well, they'll be
twice as self-Reliant
830
00:37:58,275 --> 00:37:59,243
on full stomachs.
831
00:37:59,276 --> 00:38:01,178
I...
I appreciate your interest
832
00:38:01,211 --> 00:38:02,880
In scout stomachs,
but, uh,
833
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:06,483
I think you better take
the chicken back to the truck.
834
00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:07,852
Is that an order?
835
00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:09,954
No, it's just a suggestion.
836
00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:12,256
In other words,
you forbid me?
837
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:13,991
No, I don't forbid you
exactly.
838
00:38:14,024 --> 00:38:16,393
Good.
Now, wait a minute.
839
00:38:16,426 --> 00:38:17,895
All right, I, uh...
840
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,596
I forbid you.
841
00:38:19,629 --> 00:38:22,266
Well, now you sound
like Ralph Hastings.
842
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:23,267
Oh, now...
843
00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:25,035
Anyone eat fried chicken?
844
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:26,904
Fried chicken? Yeah!
845
00:38:26,937 --> 00:38:28,572
Vida, what do you think
you're doing?
846
00:38:28,605 --> 00:38:30,240
I'm feeding
hungry boys.
847
00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:31,909
Well, that's exactly
what you're not doing.
848
00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:33,577
- Chicken!
- Now, wait a minute, fellas!
849
00:38:33,610 --> 00:38:35,045
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, now!
850
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:35,980
Put that chicken back.
851
00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:37,581
I'm sorry,
but no chicken.
852
00:38:37,614 --> 00:38:39,583
One of the reasons you're out
here is to learn how to cook,
853
00:38:39,616 --> 00:38:41,251
And you have to eat
what you cooked.
854
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:42,853
You second-Class candidates
855
00:38:42,887 --> 00:38:43,888
Get back to your fires.
856
00:38:43,921 --> 00:38:45,990
You pup-Tent guys
get back to your pup tents.
857
00:38:46,023 --> 00:38:47,491
Everybody get back
to whatever you're doing.
858
00:38:47,524 --> 00:38:48,926
Now, go on.
Hurry up.
859
00:38:48,959 --> 00:38:49,994
Oh, man!
860
00:38:54,064 --> 00:38:55,432
No chicken!
861
00:39:01,071 --> 00:39:04,074
That was
a lovely exhibition.
862
00:39:04,108 --> 00:39:04,942
Now, Vida, listen...
863
00:39:04,975 --> 00:39:07,912
a 100% domineering,
"I forbid you,
864
00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:09,479
let's keep them
in their places,"
865
00:39:09,513 --> 00:39:11,048
- male performance.
- Male nothing.
866
00:39:11,081 --> 00:39:13,083
You're all alike,
every last one of you...
867
00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,285
puffed up,
lords of the universe,
868
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:16,954
Egotistical know-It-Alls.
869
00:39:16,987 --> 00:39:18,355
And I thought
you were different!
870
00:39:18,388 --> 00:39:20,024
Different?
Vida, all I did
871
00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:21,558
Was ask you to get rid
of the chicken.
872
00:39:21,591 --> 00:39:23,027
No, you didn't.
873
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:26,997
You said, "I forbid you."
874
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:29,433
Vida, where you going?
875
00:39:29,466 --> 00:39:31,668
Vida, what are you
gonna do?
876
00:39:31,701 --> 00:39:34,038
I'm obeying military orders.
877
00:39:34,071 --> 00:39:36,673
I'm getting rid
of the chicken.
878
00:39:36,706 --> 00:39:38,608
Oh, not in the lake.
Vida...
879
00:39:38,642 --> 00:39:40,610
Typical egotistical male.
880
00:39:40,644 --> 00:39:43,047
Oh, now, don't do that.
881
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,081
Vida.
882
00:39:44,114 --> 00:39:45,482
"I forbid you," he says.
883
00:39:45,515 --> 00:39:48,052
Master of the universe.
884
00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:51,621
No, no, now, not that.
885
00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:53,023
Not in the lake, Vida.
886
00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:55,025
No, no, Vida,
don't do it.
887
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:57,127
Are you forbidding me again?
888
00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,997
Well... no, no.
889
00:40:00,030 --> 00:40:01,098
Good.
890
00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:06,403
Vida.
891
00:40:06,436 --> 00:40:09,139
Vida, will you listen
to me, please?
892
00:40:09,173 --> 00:40:11,141
Will you kindly
get out of my way?
893
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,376
No, I want
to talk to you.
894
00:40:12,409 --> 00:40:13,643
Oh!
895
00:40:13,677 --> 00:40:15,145
Vida, wait.
896
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:17,681
Where are you going?
897
00:40:17,714 --> 00:40:19,016
Anywhere where you're not!
898
00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,418
Uh, fellas, get back
to your cooking.
899
00:40:21,451 --> 00:40:25,055
Vida, will you cut out
this nonsense?
900
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,523
Now where you going?
901
00:40:26,556 --> 00:40:28,725
I'm trying to avoid you,
and this seems to be
902
00:40:28,758 --> 00:40:30,160
the only logical way
to do it.
903
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:34,431
Well, if that's logical,
I'll go with you.
904
00:40:34,464 --> 00:40:37,001
Vida, you've got
to listen to me.
905
00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:38,068
I'm sorry you got upset
906
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,037
about my not giving
the boys the chicken, but...
907
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,538
I'm not upset.
908
00:40:41,571 --> 00:40:42,406
Who's upset?
909
00:40:42,439 --> 00:40:43,473
Well, if you'd just
said something,
910
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:45,675
I mean, if you told me
you were bringing it, I...
911
00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:47,677
Leo, do you think
the patch is dry yet?
912
00:40:47,711 --> 00:40:49,113
Will you stop paddling
and listen?
913
00:40:49,146 --> 00:40:50,580
Uh-Uh.
914
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,648
What do we do?
915
00:40:51,681 --> 00:40:53,083
If you'd
only said something.
916
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,151
Watch, I guess.
917
00:40:54,184 --> 00:40:55,752
That's the whole idea.
918
00:40:55,785 --> 00:40:58,055
When they get out in the woods,
they're supposed to know...
919
00:40:58,088 --> 00:40:59,056
Hey!
920
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:01,058
Hey, we sprung a leak!
921
00:41:01,091 --> 00:41:02,459
Aah!
922
00:41:02,492 --> 00:41:04,661
I thought the boys
we're gonna patch this!
923
00:41:04,694 --> 00:41:05,762
Aah!
924
00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:07,597
Um...
925
00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:11,101
aah.
Uh...
926
00:41:11,135 --> 00:41:13,170
Aah! Aah!
927
00:41:51,675 --> 00:41:54,044
Oh! Oh!
928
00:41:54,078 --> 00:41:57,147
Oh! I surrender!
929
00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,215
Oh!
930
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,629
Hold it!
931
00:42:38,888 --> 00:42:40,557
Ah, everything's
out of the car.
932
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,528
What's so funny?
933
00:42:44,561 --> 00:42:47,564
Oh, this silly picture.
934
00:42:47,597 --> 00:42:51,101
You never looked lovelier.
935
00:42:51,135 --> 00:42:52,702
Um, Lem?
936
00:42:52,736 --> 00:42:54,504
Okay, we've got
work to do.
937
00:42:54,538 --> 00:42:55,839
Uh, what's next?
938
00:42:55,872 --> 00:42:58,175
Well, let's get these
empty suitcases out of here.
939
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,709
Where you want them,
under the bed?
940
00:42:59,743 --> 00:43:02,846
No. In the hall closet,
I guess.
941
00:43:04,914 --> 00:43:07,184
Boy.
Here, let me do that.
942
00:43:07,217 --> 00:43:10,720
No, it's okay,
just set them down.
943
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,122
Well, I'll find someplace
944
00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,790
for this stuff of mine
in the morning.
945
00:43:13,823 --> 00:43:15,725
Oh, I've already
got a place.
946
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,328
- Oh?
- Right in here.
947
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:20,497
I thought that was supposed
to be the sewing room.
948
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:21,731
Gonna be your study.
949
00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,633
I'm gonna fix it up.
950
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,235
You're going to have
to build some shelves
951
00:43:25,269 --> 00:43:26,703
For all those law books.
952
00:43:26,736 --> 00:43:27,504
Vi?
953
00:43:27,537 --> 00:43:28,872
And I think
we should splurge
954
00:43:28,905 --> 00:43:30,840
And get you
a really nice desk.
955
00:43:30,874 --> 00:43:32,609
Vi, I guess I forgot
to tell you.
956
00:43:32,642 --> 00:43:35,145
They're, uh, having
the bar exams next week.
957
00:43:35,179 --> 00:43:36,146
Really?
958
00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,914
Yeah, but I'm, uh...
959
00:43:37,947 --> 00:43:39,916
I'm not going to take it.
960
00:43:39,949 --> 00:43:40,784
Oh.
961
00:43:40,817 --> 00:43:42,586
It's just that
I'm not ready for it.
962
00:43:42,619 --> 00:43:44,888
I haven't looked
at one of these books in months.
963
00:43:44,921 --> 00:43:46,890
I've been so busy
with the scouts and the store
964
00:43:46,923 --> 00:43:49,893
And, uh, other things.
965
00:43:49,926 --> 00:43:51,528
Meaning me.
966
00:43:51,561 --> 00:43:53,663
Yeah.
967
00:43:53,697 --> 00:43:55,299
Meaning you.
968
00:43:59,769 --> 00:44:02,172
Next year the troop
will be organized,
969
00:44:02,206 --> 00:44:04,774
and they can get somebody else
to take over.
970
00:44:04,808 --> 00:44:06,776
Next year, I promise,
I'll...
971
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:08,245
I'll really settle down
to business.
972
00:44:08,278 --> 00:44:09,546
Scout's honor?
973
00:44:09,579 --> 00:44:11,381
Scout's honor.
974
00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:16,553
What is that?
975
00:44:16,586 --> 00:44:21,691
Â™ª
976
00:44:21,725 --> 00:44:25,629
Â™ª let me call you
sweetheart â™ª
977
00:44:25,662 --> 00:44:31,301
Â™ª I'm in love with you
978
00:44:31,335 --> 00:44:34,671
Â™ª - Let me hear you whisper
- Lem, a serenade...
979
00:44:34,704 --> 00:44:35,772
what a charming
thing to do.
980
00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:38,742
Â™ª that you love me
Pretty awful, isn't it?
981
00:44:38,775 --> 00:44:41,345
Â™ª too
982
00:44:41,378 --> 00:44:45,415
Â™ª keep the love light
glowing â™ª
983
00:44:45,449 --> 00:44:51,855
Â™ª in your eyes so true
984
00:44:51,888 --> 00:44:57,227
Â™ª let me call you
sweetheart â™ª
985
00:44:57,261 --> 00:45:00,964
Â™ª I'm in love
986
00:45:00,997 --> 00:45:03,233
Â™ª with
987
00:45:03,267 --> 00:45:04,868
Â™ª you
988
00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:09,406
Welcome home!
989
00:45:09,439 --> 00:45:11,308
Welcome home,
Mr. and Mrs. Siddons!
990
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,376
Congratulations.
991
00:45:12,409 --> 00:45:13,643
Thanks, guys.
992
00:45:13,677 --> 00:45:14,811
That was very nice.
993
00:45:14,844 --> 00:45:16,913
Hey, Lem, can you come out
to Seibert lake saturday?
994
00:45:16,946 --> 00:45:19,283
We got a surprise for you.
995
00:45:19,316 --> 00:45:20,784
A surprise, huh?
996
00:45:20,817 --> 00:45:22,919
Okay, Leo,
I'll see you then.
997
00:45:22,952 --> 00:45:23,987
Good night!
998
00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:25,922
Congratulations!
Congratulations, Mrs. Siddons.
999
00:45:25,955 --> 00:45:28,892
Oh, Lem, let's have
a dozen kids,
1000
00:45:28,925 --> 00:45:29,959
All boys.
1001
00:45:31,027 --> 00:45:34,998
How about 11 boys
and one girl just like you?
1002
00:45:35,031 --> 00:45:36,833
- Hey. Hey, Frankie?
- Yeah?
1003
00:45:36,866 --> 00:45:38,001
Follow me, boys.
1004
00:45:38,034 --> 00:45:40,637
No, we made
too much noise already.
1005
00:45:40,670 --> 00:45:42,272
Oh, come on, Frankie!
1006
00:45:42,306 --> 00:45:43,740
Well, okay.
1007
00:45:43,773 --> 00:45:45,775
But... quiet.
1008
00:45:45,809 --> 00:45:48,011
Â™ª though the journey's end
1009
00:45:48,044 --> 00:45:50,680
Â™ª is beyond our sight
1010
00:45:50,714 --> 00:45:52,782
Â™ª follow me, boys
1011
00:45:52,816 --> 00:45:55,051
Â™ª follow me
1012
00:45:55,084 --> 00:45:57,387
Â™ª if we do our best
1013
00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:59,989
Â™ª then we've done
all right â™ª
1014
00:46:00,023 --> 00:46:02,025
Â™ª pack your load,
hit the road â™ª
1015
00:46:02,058 --> 00:46:04,894
Â™ª and follow me
1016
00:46:04,928 --> 00:46:07,063
Â™ª follow me, boys
1017
00:46:07,096 --> 00:46:09,666
Â™ª follow me
1018
00:46:09,699 --> 00:46:11,968
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
1019
00:46:12,001 --> 00:46:13,970
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
1020
00:46:14,003 --> 00:46:16,506
Â™ª and follow me, boys
1021
00:46:16,540 --> 00:46:17,907
Â™ª follow me
1022
00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,877
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
1023
00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:23,313
Â™ª and follow me
1024
00:46:23,347 --> 00:46:25,749
Pick them up,
put them down.
1025
00:46:25,782 --> 00:46:27,984
Pick them up,
put them down.
1026
00:46:28,017 --> 00:46:30,754
Pick them up,
put them down.
1027
00:46:42,098 --> 00:46:43,500
Here he comes!
1028
00:46:43,533 --> 00:46:46,069
Hey, here comes Lem!
1029
00:46:46,102 --> 00:46:47,771
So soon?
1030
00:46:47,804 --> 00:46:48,938
But we're not finished yet!
1031
00:46:48,972 --> 00:46:51,808
I told you!
I told you!
1032
00:46:54,110 --> 00:46:55,945
Hi, Lem!
1033
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,046
Hi, Lem!
1034
00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,751
Well, now,
what's the surprise?
1035
00:47:22,105 --> 00:47:24,007
How about that,
huh, Lem?
1036
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:24,808
Surprised?
1037
00:47:24,841 --> 00:47:26,476
You guys don't mean
to tell me
1038
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,944
You built this
all by yourselves?
1039
00:47:27,977 --> 00:47:29,112
Yeah!
1040
00:47:29,145 --> 00:47:30,880
Including
scrounging the lumber.
1041
00:47:30,914 --> 00:47:32,382
We didn't even use nails
in some places.
1042
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:33,316
We tied knots.
1043
00:47:33,349 --> 00:47:35,084
Well, fellas,
I don't know what to say,
1044
00:47:35,118 --> 00:47:37,854
Except that, uh, well,
it's just absolutely amazing.
1045
00:47:37,887 --> 00:47:39,423
That's just
what Mrs. Seibert said
1046
00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:40,424
when she saw it.
1047
00:47:40,457 --> 00:47:41,925
Oh, Mrs. Seibert
saw it, huh?
1048
00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:42,992
Yeah, she gave us permission
1049
00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,994
to build on the old foundation.
1050
00:47:45,028 --> 00:47:47,464
Lem, the guys want
you to be
1051
00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:49,933
the first one
through the front door.
1052
00:47:49,966 --> 00:47:50,900
Oh.
1053
00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:53,102
Yeah, only the front-Door
committee goofed,
1054
00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:55,572
- and there ain't one up yet.
- Just five minutes.
1055
00:47:55,605 --> 00:47:58,442
All me and Quong's got to do
is nail up a couple more 2x4s.
1056
00:47:58,475 --> 00:47:59,576
That's what you said
all week.
1057
00:47:59,609 --> 00:48:01,611
Look, why don't
a couple of us guys
1058
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,947
Give you and quong a hand
just to make sure?
1059
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:05,549
What size 2x4s you need?
1060
00:48:08,051 --> 00:48:10,920
Hey, Lem, you know
anything about a water pump?
1061
00:48:10,954 --> 00:48:11,855
Like what, Beefy?
1062
00:48:11,888 --> 00:48:13,523
Well, like how to make it
pump water.
1063
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:14,891
Oh.
1064
00:48:14,924 --> 00:48:16,025
This one's
kind of beat up,
1065
00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,027
But we got it for free,
so we didn't ask any questions.
1066
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:19,128
Let's take a look at it.
1067
00:48:19,162 --> 00:48:20,597
Hey, let's look
in the junk pile,
1068
00:48:20,630 --> 00:48:21,998
see what we got.
1069
00:48:22,031 --> 00:48:23,867
Valve's a little dried out,
isn't it?
1070
00:48:31,207 --> 00:48:34,043
Look!
For the top of the cabin.
1071
00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:35,178
Hey, yeah.
1072
00:48:35,211 --> 00:48:37,814
That's pretty good.
1073
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:43,453
Pretty good shot.
1074
00:48:43,487 --> 00:48:45,889
It was okay.
1075
00:48:45,922 --> 00:48:48,024
What are you doing
out this way?
1076
00:48:48,057 --> 00:48:50,894
Just horsing around.
1077
00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:54,898
How's this one, Hoodoo?
1078
00:48:54,931 --> 00:48:56,633
Hey, Frankie,
maybe we could use this.
1079
00:48:56,666 --> 00:48:58,034
Isn't this big enough?
1080
00:48:58,067 --> 00:49:00,036
Hey, can I use it
on top of the cabin?
1081
00:49:00,069 --> 00:49:05,041
Yeah, put it someplace
where you won't lose it.
1082
00:49:05,074 --> 00:49:06,476
What you guys doing,
1083
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:07,944
Building a cabin?
1084
00:49:07,977 --> 00:49:10,113
Yeah, for our troop.
1085
00:49:10,146 --> 00:49:12,081
Some cabin.
1086
00:49:12,115 --> 00:49:16,520
Yeah, it's okay.
1087
00:49:16,553 --> 00:49:20,557
Well, I'll see you guys.
1088
00:49:20,590 --> 00:49:22,992
Come on, Dutch.
1089
00:49:23,026 --> 00:49:24,260
Hey, Whitey.
1090
00:49:24,293 --> 00:49:25,562
Yeah?
1091
00:49:25,595 --> 00:49:26,963
You want to help out?
1092
00:49:26,996 --> 00:49:30,066
We could use someone
who knows about plumbing.
1093
00:49:30,099 --> 00:49:32,602
Well...
1094
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:34,571
I ought to be
back in town now.
1095
00:49:34,604 --> 00:49:36,272
My old man
might need me on a job.
1096
00:49:36,305 --> 00:49:38,575
No, he won't,
not right away.
1097
00:49:38,608 --> 00:49:43,112
I saw his truck parked
over by artie's pool parlor.
1098
00:49:47,116 --> 00:49:48,985
What was that crack?
1099
00:49:49,018 --> 00:49:50,587
It wasn't any crack.
1100
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:52,255
Well, if you can't
give us a hand, you can't.
1101
00:49:52,288 --> 00:49:54,123
Come on, you guys.
Get on these 2x4s.
1102
00:49:54,157 --> 00:49:56,092
What do you care where
my old man's truck is parked?
1103
00:49:56,125 --> 00:49:57,160
I don't!
1104
00:49:57,193 --> 00:49:59,596
Take it easy, Whitey.
Leo didn't mean anything.
1105
00:49:59,629 --> 00:50:01,297
That's right.
He didn't mean anything.
1106
00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:02,932
You stay out of this,
four-Eyes!
1107
00:50:02,966 --> 00:50:03,933
This isn't your business.
1108
00:50:03,967 --> 00:50:05,969
Hey, no one's called
four-Eyes around here.
1109
00:50:06,002 --> 00:50:07,571
Yeah, well, you
just get your hands off.
1110
00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:09,138
Look, if you can't act decent,
then beat it.
1111
00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:11,575
I said get your hands off!
1112
00:50:11,608 --> 00:50:13,076
Come on! Get him!
1113
00:50:18,214 --> 00:50:20,149
Hey, watch out
for the board!
1114
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,250
Don't let that dog
get you!
1115
00:50:21,284 --> 00:50:22,619
Get that dog away!
1116
00:50:22,652 --> 00:50:24,153
Go on! Get!
1117
00:50:27,591 --> 00:50:29,092
Pull him over!
Pull him over!
1118
00:50:29,125 --> 00:50:31,027
Come on!
1119
00:50:31,060 --> 00:50:33,129
Twist his arm!
Twist his arm!
1120
00:50:33,162 --> 00:50:35,665
All right,
that's enough!
1121
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,300
Cut it out now!
1122
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:43,239
You, uh, fellas
getting a little exercise?
1123
00:50:43,272 --> 00:50:44,641
Yeah, Lem.
1124
00:50:44,674 --> 00:50:46,943
That's all.
1125
00:50:46,976 --> 00:50:48,578
Okay.
1126
00:50:48,612 --> 00:50:50,079
Well, if you want me
to be the first one
1127
00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:52,315
through that front door,
you better get it up, huh?
1128
00:50:52,348 --> 00:50:54,618
Yeah, okay.
Come on, guys.
1129
00:51:09,766 --> 00:51:11,100
Whitey.
1130
00:51:13,102 --> 00:51:14,270
This yours too?
1131
00:51:17,006 --> 00:51:18,107
You keep it.
1132
00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:20,209
I swiped it off you anyways.
1133
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:21,711
I never hardly read it.
1134
00:51:23,647 --> 00:51:24,748
You didn't, huh?
1135
00:51:24,781 --> 00:51:27,150
It's just full of junk.
1136
00:51:27,183 --> 00:51:29,252
Okay, I'll keep it.
1137
00:51:31,721 --> 00:51:33,056
Come on, dutch.
1138
00:51:33,089 --> 00:51:34,057
Whitey.
1139
00:51:34,090 --> 00:51:35,091
What's the scout law?
1140
00:51:35,124 --> 00:51:38,027
A scout is trustworthy,
loyal, helpful, fr...
1141
00:51:41,164 --> 00:51:42,999
aw, forget it.
1142
00:51:43,032 --> 00:51:45,101
Whitey, why don't you
knock off this tough-Guy act?
1143
00:51:45,134 --> 00:51:46,335
The boys all want you.
1144
00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:48,204
All you have to do
is come halfway.
1145
00:51:48,237 --> 00:51:50,774
Yeah, I'll bet.
1146
00:51:50,807 --> 00:51:52,742
You got guts enough
to find out?
1147
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,778
Hey, Lem!
We're ready!
1148
00:52:11,227 --> 00:52:13,362
Atten-tion!
1149
00:52:13,396 --> 00:52:15,264
One-gun salute!
1150
00:52:15,298 --> 00:52:16,733
Fire!
1151
00:52:27,376 --> 00:52:29,679
Now, Lem, you're
gonna be the first one
1152
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:31,080
through the front door.
1153
00:52:31,114 --> 00:52:33,683
Yeah, come on.
1154
00:52:33,717 --> 00:52:35,084
Look what's inside, man.
1155
00:52:35,118 --> 00:52:37,186
All you have to do
is give the secret knock,
1156
00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:40,123
Like this.
1157
00:52:40,156 --> 00:52:41,324
Okay.
1158
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:44,393
Look out, fellas!
1159
00:52:44,427 --> 00:52:45,895
Get back!
1160
00:52:45,929 --> 00:52:47,230
The whole thing's
coming down!
1161
00:53:40,850 --> 00:53:43,219
I guess one of your knots
must have slipped, huh?
1162
00:53:43,252 --> 00:53:44,353
Yeah.
1163
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,422
Well, guys, that was
a pretty good practice cabin.
1164
00:53:46,455 --> 00:53:48,257
Now what do you say
we build a real one, huh?
1165
00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:49,358
Yeah!
1166
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:51,327
All right, let's clear
all that junk out of there.
1167
00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,162
Beefy, you take charge
of the clean-Up squad.
1168
00:53:53,196 --> 00:53:54,363
Mickey, go over
to the truck
1169
00:53:54,397 --> 00:53:56,365
and get my tools out,
will you?
1170
00:53:56,399 --> 00:54:01,204
Whitey, uh, why don't you
start working on that pump?
1171
00:54:01,237 --> 00:54:02,371
Get everything out of there
1172
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,140
And take it over
to the junk pile, huh?
1173
00:54:05,809 --> 00:54:07,210
Well, I guess, uh,
1174
00:54:07,243 --> 00:54:09,145
everything's gonna
work out all right, Frankie.
1175
00:54:24,027 --> 00:54:25,995
Hey, Whitey,
how long you gonna be?
1176
00:54:26,029 --> 00:54:27,396
I'll be right out.
1177
00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:29,265
She's sewing
my first-Class badge on.
1178
00:54:29,298 --> 00:54:30,499
In the meantime,
I don't have a horse
1179
00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:31,567
For horse and rider.
1180
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,436
Just a couple of minutes.
1181
00:54:40,243 --> 00:54:41,978
I sure do appreciate this,
Mrs. Siddons.
1182
00:54:42,011 --> 00:54:46,482
You know, next year,
I'm going for my merit badges.
1183
00:54:46,515 --> 00:54:48,217
First aid,
that's going on top.
1184
00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,790
Thanks.
1185
00:54:56,025 --> 00:54:58,261
My uncle Sid
was a vet,
1186
00:54:58,294 --> 00:54:59,996
But I'm figuring to be
a regular doctor of medicine.
1187
00:55:01,564 --> 00:55:03,799
I'm sure
you'll be a good one, Whitey.
1188
00:55:06,435 --> 00:55:08,972
You feeling okay,
Mrs. Siddons?
1189
00:55:09,005 --> 00:55:11,274
Yes, I'm fine.
1190
00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,381
How's it look?
1191
00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:23,386
Looks just grand.
1192
00:55:23,419 --> 00:55:25,955
And after
first-Aid merit badge,
1193
00:55:25,989 --> 00:55:27,623
then I'm going
to carpentry.
1194
00:55:27,656 --> 00:55:29,358
See you later, fellas.
1195
00:55:29,392 --> 00:55:31,460
Hey, Lem!
1196
00:55:33,529 --> 00:55:34,630
Look!
1197
00:55:34,663 --> 00:55:36,866
That's fine, Whitey.
1198
00:55:41,004 --> 00:55:42,605
Hi, honey.
1199
00:55:45,341 --> 00:55:48,077
Well, I... guess the guys
are waiting for me.
1200
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:50,046
Oh, Whitey?
1201
00:55:50,079 --> 00:55:50,914
Yes, sir?
1202
00:55:50,947 --> 00:55:54,250
Your dad came
into the store today.
1203
00:55:54,283 --> 00:55:55,584
I told him I was sorry
1204
00:55:55,618 --> 00:55:57,286
That he, uh, couldn't come
to father's night
1205
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:58,321
Out at the cabin.
1206
00:56:00,556 --> 00:56:01,891
Whitey?
1207
00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:05,670
Yes, sir?
1208
00:56:05,894 --> 00:56:08,932
You didn't ask him
to come, did you?
1209
00:56:08,965 --> 00:56:10,633
You told me you did
and that he couldn't make it,
1210
00:56:10,666 --> 00:56:13,502
Right?
1211
00:56:14,407 --> 00:56:16,242
Whitey?
1212
00:56:22,111 --> 00:56:23,079
Yes, sir.
1213
00:56:23,112 --> 00:56:26,515
Okay.
Run along, Whitey.
1214
00:56:28,384 --> 00:56:30,386
Oh, Whitey?
1215
00:56:32,321 --> 00:56:34,457
I invited your dad myself.
1216
00:56:34,490 --> 00:56:36,359
He said he'd be there.
1217
00:56:45,034 --> 00:56:46,402
Well...
1218
00:56:46,435 --> 00:56:48,604
Lem, you shouldn't
have done that.
1219
00:56:48,637 --> 00:56:51,007
He doesn't want his father
at that meeting.
1220
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:53,042
Well, he could have come
and told me, couldn't he?
1221
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:54,710
No, he couldn't.
1222
00:56:54,743 --> 00:56:55,644
He's crazy about his father,
1223
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,947
And he's ashamed of him
at the same time.
1224
00:56:57,981 --> 00:56:59,415
Everyone knows
Ed is a drunk.
1225
00:57:00,749 --> 00:57:03,619
Vi...
1226
00:57:03,652 --> 00:57:05,021
Vi, what's wrong?
1227
00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:07,023
Well, you just can't expect
a little boy
1228
00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:09,425
to make a laughingstock
out of someone he loves.
1229
00:57:09,458 --> 00:57:11,094
Honey, I'm not talking
about Whitey.
1230
00:57:11,127 --> 00:57:12,295
It's you.
1231
00:57:12,328 --> 00:57:15,398
You've been taking things
so hard these last few weeks.
1232
00:57:15,431 --> 00:57:16,232
I guess that medicine
1233
00:57:16,265 --> 00:57:17,700
Dr. Ferris gave you
for your nerves
1234
00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:20,069
isn't helping much, huh?
1235
00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:21,937
Did you see him today?
1236
00:57:25,141 --> 00:57:26,075
Yes.
1237
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:29,145
Well, what did he say?
1238
00:57:29,178 --> 00:57:32,115
It isn't my nerves.
1239
00:57:32,148 --> 00:57:34,650
Never was.
1240
00:57:34,683 --> 00:57:37,020
I just told you that.
1241
00:57:37,053 --> 00:57:40,089
I lied too.
1242
00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,724
Oh?
1243
00:57:47,463 --> 00:57:49,965
He's been giving me
a series of tests.
1244
00:57:53,569 --> 00:57:57,773
I can't have any children...
1245
00:57:57,806 --> 00:57:59,408
now or ever.
1246
00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:04,547
Is he, uh...
1247
00:58:04,580 --> 00:58:05,581
is he sure?
1248
00:58:08,784 --> 00:58:10,386
The tests were very thorough.
1249
00:58:17,193 --> 00:58:19,628
Did he, uh,
just tell you today?
1250
00:58:19,662 --> 00:58:21,597
An hour ago.
1251
00:58:24,733 --> 00:58:27,236
I'm so terribly sorry, Lem.
1252
00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:28,571
I'm so sorry.
1253
00:58:28,604 --> 00:58:33,142
If I'd known
before we were...
1254
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,111
honey, you, uh...
1255
00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,046
You can just tell
Dr. Ferris that he's wrong.
1256
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,214
Oh, no, Lem, he isn't.
1257
00:58:38,247 --> 00:58:39,648
Yeah, he's dead wrong.
1258
00:58:41,150 --> 00:58:42,785
Vida, we can have kids.
1259
00:58:42,818 --> 00:58:45,154
Come here.
1260
00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:50,793
We've already got 15 boys.
1261
00:58:50,826 --> 00:58:54,163
That's a pretty good start
when you come to think of it.
1262
00:59:13,316 --> 00:59:15,084
Dead heat...
two minutes on the nose.
1263
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:18,187
That's good, guys.
1264
00:59:18,221 --> 00:59:19,855
Now, uh, the knot-Tying.
1265
00:59:19,888 --> 00:59:22,691
I, uh, guess a lot of people
have the idea
1266
00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:25,828
that about the only thing
scouts do is, uh, tie knots.
1267
00:59:25,861 --> 00:59:28,131
Uh, Leo, uh...
1268
00:59:28,164 --> 00:59:29,232
Come on, Leo!
1269
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:33,136
I'll, uh... I'll
kind of start things off here
1270
00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:34,770
By tying a sheepshank.
1271
00:59:34,803 --> 00:59:36,805
Now, a sheepshank is used
1272
00:59:36,839 --> 00:59:39,675
If you want to shorten
a piece of rope.
1273
00:59:39,708 --> 00:59:43,112
Now, let's see here, uh...
1274
00:59:43,146 --> 00:59:44,113
No, no.
1275
00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:51,320
Uh, well, so much
for the sheepshank.
1276
00:59:52,755 --> 00:59:54,190
You know, I never could tie
one of these things
1277
00:59:54,223 --> 00:59:55,691
to save my neck.
1278
00:59:55,724 --> 00:59:58,227
We'll just let Leo demonstrate
the knots, I guess.
1279
00:59:58,261 --> 00:59:59,728
Go ahead, Leo.
1280
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:01,297
Slipknot.
1281
01:00:12,052 --> 01:00:13,087
Hello, Lem.
1282
01:00:15,937 --> 01:00:17,005
Ed.
1283
01:00:18,169 --> 01:00:19,757
It's all right.
G-Go right ahead.
1284
01:00:19,957 --> 01:00:21,077
I-I, uh...
1285
01:00:21,833 --> 01:00:23,956
just brought the boys
a little ice cream.
1286
01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:32,052
Nothing that kids like better
than a little ice cream.
1287
01:00:32,252 --> 01:00:33,987
Oh! Oh!
1288
01:00:35,041 --> 01:00:37,377
- Right, Mr. Lee?
- Uh... uh...
1289
01:00:37,577 --> 01:00:39,212
Don't let me
interrupt, Lem.
1290
01:00:39,469 --> 01:00:41,457
Go... go right ahead.
1291
01:00:42,829 --> 01:00:45,708
Right good old scoutmaster,
Lemmy boy, right?
1292
01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:49,912
Uh, Leo, you were
going to tie a slipknot.
1293
01:00:49,945 --> 01:00:50,813
Slipknot.
1294
01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:52,881
Uh... uh, hold it.
Hold it a second.
1295
01:00:52,915 --> 01:00:55,218
I-I-I think we sprung
a little leak here.
1296
01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:56,919
Yeah. Don't...
1297
01:00:56,952 --> 01:00:58,654
Don't you worry, fellas.
1298
01:00:58,687 --> 01:01:01,890
Don't you worry.
We got a reliable plumber here.
1299
01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:03,859
Hey, that's... that's
kind of joke, isn't it?
1300
01:01:03,892 --> 01:01:05,661
Call for a plumber.
1301
01:01:05,694 --> 01:01:07,263
We've sprung
and ice cream leak, huh?
1302
01:01:07,296 --> 01:01:08,664
Right, huh?
Ha ha!
1303
01:01:08,697 --> 01:01:10,799
Oh!
1304
01:01:11,972 --> 01:01:13,868
Get your hands off him!
Let him be!
1305
01:01:16,305 --> 01:01:20,243
I just brought the boys
a little ice cream. I...
1306
01:01:20,276 --> 01:01:21,944
I know, pa.
1307
01:01:21,977 --> 01:01:23,279
Come on.
1308
01:01:23,312 --> 01:01:25,714
Well, where
are we going, Whitey?
1309
01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:27,850
Uh, meeting
is just starting, ain't it?
1310
01:01:27,883 --> 01:01:28,851
Huh?
1311
01:01:28,884 --> 01:01:30,386
I know, pa.
I know.
1312
01:01:34,723 --> 01:01:35,891
Frankie, take over,
will you?
1313
01:01:35,924 --> 01:01:38,662
- Uh, keep things going?
- Sure.
1314
01:01:41,897 --> 01:01:43,399
Ah, Whitey, Whitey.
1315
01:01:43,432 --> 01:01:44,767
Your father's a...
1316
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:45,834
your father's a bum.
1317
01:01:45,868 --> 01:01:48,904
Real, no-good bum.
1318
01:01:48,937 --> 01:01:51,340
Right?
1319
01:02:00,015 --> 01:02:01,850
Right.
1320
01:02:01,884 --> 01:02:03,619
Forget it, pa.
1321
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:05,921
Whitey.
1322
01:02:07,756 --> 01:02:09,325
I'll drive you home.
1323
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:10,793
You leave us alone.
1324
01:02:10,826 --> 01:02:12,895
It was your idea,
bringing him out to the meeting.
1325
01:02:12,928 --> 01:02:13,862
I know, Whitey.
1326
01:02:13,896 --> 01:02:15,631
I'm sorry.
I was wrong.
1327
01:02:15,664 --> 01:02:16,799
All right, all right,
you were wrong!
1328
01:02:16,832 --> 01:02:18,867
I'm wrong! He's wrong!
Everybody's wrong!
1329
01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:20,769
Easy, Whitey.
Easy.
1330
01:02:20,803 --> 01:02:23,639
Respect your elders,
remember?
1331
01:02:23,672 --> 01:02:25,040
He's just a little upset.
1332
01:02:25,073 --> 01:02:26,041
Come on, pa.
1333
01:02:26,074 --> 01:02:28,644
Let's go home.
1334
01:02:28,677 --> 01:02:29,678
Good night, Lem.
1335
01:02:29,712 --> 01:02:31,380
Good night, Ed.
1336
01:02:32,915 --> 01:02:34,016
I can walk, Whitey.
1337
01:02:34,049 --> 01:02:35,918
I can walk real fine.
1338
01:02:59,942 --> 01:03:03,045
I really messed the whole
thing up good, didn't I?
1339
01:03:03,078 --> 01:03:06,782
And I thought
I knew so much.
1340
01:03:06,815 --> 01:03:08,917
Come to bed, Lem.
1341
01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:10,919
Well, I'm gonna call
the troop committee.
1342
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,888
They can get somebody else.
1343
01:03:12,921 --> 01:03:14,923
Somebody who'll do
a better job than I've done.
1344
01:03:14,957 --> 01:03:16,492
Oh, now,
that's nonsense, Lem.
1345
01:03:16,525 --> 01:03:18,794
Every boy in that troop
thinks the sun rises with you,
1346
01:03:18,827 --> 01:03:20,028
Including Whitey.
1347
01:03:20,062 --> 01:03:21,797
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
give the whole thing up,
1348
01:03:21,830 --> 01:03:22,831
get back to my law books.
1349
01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:24,967
Mrs. Siddons!
Mrs. Siddons!
1350
01:03:26,569 --> 01:03:28,771
Mrs. Siddons, there's
something the matter with pa!
1351
01:03:28,804 --> 01:03:30,773
He fell on the floor,
and he can't get up!
1352
01:03:30,806 --> 01:03:31,640
Please, Mrs. Siddons,
1353
01:03:31,674 --> 01:03:33,075
I got to use your phone
for the doctor!
1354
01:03:33,108 --> 01:03:35,944
I'll come right down
and open the door.
1355
01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:14,483
We'll wait
for the ambulance,
1356
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:17,553
But I don't think
it's gonna do any good.
1357
01:04:17,586 --> 01:04:19,054
All that booze...
1358
01:04:19,087 --> 01:04:22,458
I warned him a year ago
about his heart.
1359
01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:23,826
What about the boy?
1360
01:04:23,859 --> 01:04:25,093
Now, that's
gonna be a probLem.
1361
01:04:25,127 --> 01:04:27,796
We'll take him in
with us tonight.
1362
01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:29,498
Nobody's taking me anyplace!
1363
01:04:29,532 --> 01:04:32,067
Pa's gonna be all right!
1364
01:04:32,100 --> 01:04:33,869
Whitey.
1365
01:05:09,538 --> 01:05:12,908
Vi?
1366
01:05:12,941 --> 01:05:15,644
Why don't we decide
right now?
1367
01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:17,546
After all, we've got
16 kids already.
1368
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:20,983
The only difference is
this one would sleep in.
1369
01:05:21,016 --> 01:05:22,951
Are you sure
you really want him, Lem?
1370
01:05:22,985 --> 01:05:24,119
I'm sure.
1371
01:05:24,152 --> 01:05:25,521
How about you?
1372
01:05:25,554 --> 01:05:27,055
I'm sure.
1373
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:28,957
Okay,
then it's all settled.
1374
01:05:32,961 --> 01:05:34,530
Will you tell him?
1375
01:05:34,563 --> 01:05:35,931
Yeah, I'll tell him.
1376
01:05:36,899 --> 01:05:39,468
Hey, uh, coffee
for a kid his age?
1377
01:05:39,502 --> 01:05:40,936
Just for tonight.
1378
01:05:46,975 --> 01:05:49,111
Come have
a bite to eat.
1379
01:05:49,144 --> 01:05:50,879
I'm not hungry.
1380
01:06:01,023 --> 01:06:02,024
Whitey...
1381
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:07,062
there's something we'd like
to talk to you about.
1382
01:06:07,095 --> 01:06:08,997
How would you like
to live here with us?
1383
01:06:09,031 --> 01:06:10,566
I don't want to be
any charity case!
1384
01:06:10,599 --> 01:06:11,634
Whitey.
1385
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:14,537
I ain't gonna live here,
and you can't make me!
1386
01:06:14,570 --> 01:06:16,605
Whitey, sit down, hmm?
1387
01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:17,973
You're just doing
your boy scout duty.
1388
01:06:18,006 --> 01:06:19,875
Well, I don't need
that kind of stuff.
1389
01:06:19,908 --> 01:06:20,809
I can earn my own living.
1390
01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:22,711
I don't need you!
I don't need anybody!
1391
01:06:22,745 --> 01:06:23,979
Whitey, now, you sit down,
1392
01:06:24,012 --> 01:06:25,147
Or I'm gonna have to
clout you one.
1393
01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:26,915
Oh, Lem, don't talk
to him like that.
1394
01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:28,150
- Vi, I'll handle it.
- Come on, Dutch!
1395
01:06:28,183 --> 01:06:29,918
Whitey, now,
you listen to me.
1396
01:06:29,952 --> 01:06:32,187
We want you
to live here with us.
1397
01:06:32,220 --> 01:06:34,657
No duty,
no boy scout stuff.
1398
01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:37,025
We don't have a kid of our own,
and we want one.
1399
01:06:37,059 --> 01:06:38,594
Sometimes
you're no great shakes,
1400
01:06:38,627 --> 01:06:40,996
But we both love you, Whitey,
1401
01:06:41,029 --> 01:06:43,131
And we need you,
1402
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:46,001
And you need us.
1403
01:06:46,034 --> 01:06:49,004
Can you get that through
that thick head of yours?
1404
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:55,277
We have a room
for you, Whitey.
1405
01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:57,112
Won't you come
look at it?
1406
01:07:36,018 --> 01:07:38,053
We'll, uh, clear
all my stuff out of here
1407
01:07:38,086 --> 01:07:40,188
over the weekend.
1408
01:07:40,222 --> 01:07:42,658
Uh, I'll leave
my old saxophone here
1409
01:07:42,691 --> 01:07:44,760
just in case you might
want to blow it sometime.
1410
01:07:44,793 --> 01:07:47,763
We'll make that
part of the deal, huh?
1411
01:07:52,234 --> 01:07:54,069
You'll have to sleep
on the couch a night or two
1412
01:07:54,102 --> 01:07:56,571
until we get
a bed in here.
1413
01:07:58,273 --> 01:08:00,609
It'll be your room, Whitey.
1414
01:08:00,643 --> 01:08:02,244
If you want to be alone,
you just shut the door,
1415
01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,980
And nobody'll bother you.
1416
01:08:07,716 --> 01:08:09,251
Um...
1417
01:08:09,284 --> 01:08:11,787
I'll go get a pillow
and some blankets.
1418
01:08:26,434 --> 01:08:29,037
Won't you give us
a chance, Whitey?
1419
01:08:56,431 --> 01:08:58,033
I wouldn't knock on it
too hard.
1420
01:08:58,066 --> 01:09:01,837
The whole thing's
liable to come down on you.
1421
01:09:01,870 --> 01:09:03,839
Does aunt Hetty know
about all of this?
1422
01:09:03,872 --> 01:09:05,140
Oh, yeah, she knows.
1423
01:09:05,173 --> 01:09:06,341
She was out here sunday.
1424
01:09:06,374 --> 01:09:07,743
As a matter of fact,
1425
01:09:07,776 --> 01:09:09,845
She, uh, wanted to know
if it'd be all right
1426
01:09:09,878 --> 01:09:11,113
if she just sat here
on the steps
1427
01:09:11,146 --> 01:09:12,781
and looked out at the lake
for a while.
1428
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:15,383
Sometimes I worry
about aunt Hetty.
1429
01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:17,720
She has some very
peculiar notions
1430
01:09:17,753 --> 01:09:21,223
about this place.
1431
01:09:21,256 --> 01:09:25,327
Lem, do you know how much
this lake property is worth?
1432
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:29,164
Well, I guess I never, uh,
thought of it in terms of money.
1433
01:09:29,197 --> 01:09:32,334
Properly developed,
at least half a million.
1434
01:09:32,367 --> 01:09:34,136
Half a million, huh?
1435
01:09:34,169 --> 01:09:37,405
At least.
1436
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,243
Yes, a valuable piece
of property, Lem.
1437
01:09:41,276 --> 01:09:43,879
We'll try to take good care
of it for you, Ralph.
1438
01:09:43,912 --> 01:09:46,081
For me?
1439
01:09:46,114 --> 01:09:48,316
I imagine it will be yours
someday, won't it?
1440
01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:51,119
Oh, I imagine it will...
1441
01:09:51,153 --> 01:09:52,154
someday.
1442
01:09:54,122 --> 01:09:56,725
Well, I'd better be
getting back.
1443
01:09:56,759 --> 01:09:57,692
By the way, Lem,
I, uh...
1444
01:09:57,726 --> 01:09:59,461
I thought you'd be off
hiking this morning.
1445
01:09:59,494 --> 01:10:02,197
I thought I'd leave
the hiking to the boys today.
1446
01:10:02,230 --> 01:10:03,465
Whitey and a couple
of the fellas
1447
01:10:03,498 --> 01:10:05,267
are taking the tenderfoot patrol
up the mountain.
1448
01:10:05,300 --> 01:10:06,268
Whitey?
1449
01:10:06,301 --> 01:10:07,369
Yeah.
1450
01:10:07,402 --> 01:10:09,337
He just made patrol leader.
1451
01:10:09,371 --> 01:10:10,338
With his background,
1452
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,474
I'd hardly have thought
he was the caliber to...
1453
01:10:12,507 --> 01:10:16,111
Ralph, Whitey
is loaded with caliber.
1454
01:10:16,144 --> 01:10:19,915
Well, I just hope
he never disappoints you, Lem.
1455
01:10:25,821 --> 01:10:27,856
Easy.
Easy, now.
1456
01:10:32,294 --> 01:10:33,929
Hurry up, Whitey!
1457
01:10:33,962 --> 01:10:35,397
I'm scared!
1458
01:10:43,538 --> 01:10:44,907
- Hold it there!
- Hold it!
1459
01:10:46,909 --> 01:10:48,143
What are you doing?
1460
01:10:48,176 --> 01:10:49,444
I just kicked
some dirt loose.
1461
01:10:49,477 --> 01:10:51,246
Now, you're gonna be
all right.
1462
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:53,315
I'm coming after you.
1463
01:10:53,348 --> 01:10:54,316
Just don't panic.
1464
01:10:54,349 --> 01:10:55,550
Hurry up, Whitey.
1465
01:10:55,583 --> 01:10:58,353
I'm coming, Ronnie!
I'm coming!
1466
01:10:58,386 --> 01:10:59,387
Let it out easy!
1467
01:10:59,421 --> 01:11:00,923
Let it out easy, Hoodoo!
1468
01:11:00,956 --> 01:11:02,390
Nice and easy.
1469
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:03,826
Yeah, come on, you guys.
1470
01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:05,160
Let it out easy.
1471
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,234
Is Whitey all right?
1472
01:11:12,267 --> 01:11:13,301
Yeah.
1473
01:11:13,335 --> 01:11:15,337
Boy, if we get that goof-Off
Ronnie out of there,
1474
01:11:15,370 --> 01:11:16,471
I'm gonna break his neck.
1475
01:11:16,504 --> 01:11:17,840
Big show-Off.
1476
01:11:17,873 --> 01:11:19,875
Had to go waltzing
on the edge.
1477
01:11:19,908 --> 01:11:22,544
Whitey told him
a dozen times.
1478
01:11:22,577 --> 01:11:23,812
Easy, Hoodoo!
1479
01:11:23,846 --> 01:11:24,980
Let it out easy.
1480
01:11:25,013 --> 01:11:26,281
You okay, Whitey?
1481
01:11:26,314 --> 01:11:28,851
Yeah! Just a couple
of feet more!
1482
01:11:28,884 --> 01:11:30,418
Just a couple more feet.
1483
01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:36,324
Okay! Hold it there!
1484
01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:37,325
Hold it!
1485
01:11:37,359 --> 01:11:38,861
Get back!
1486
01:11:38,894 --> 01:11:41,029
I'm gonna try
to swing over!
1487
01:11:41,063 --> 01:11:42,230
Closer!
1488
01:11:42,264 --> 01:11:44,299
Get back, ya dope!
Give me room!
1489
01:11:44,332 --> 01:11:46,501
Give me room!
1490
01:11:46,534 --> 01:11:47,903
No! No!
1491
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,237
No, Ronnie, let go!
1492
01:11:49,271 --> 01:11:50,572
Let go!
1493
01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:00,348
Come on, Whitey.
1494
01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:05,888
Slack off!
Slack off!
1495
01:12:05,921 --> 01:12:07,589
Give him slack, quick!
1496
01:12:10,292 --> 01:12:11,393
He made it!
1497
01:12:22,537 --> 01:12:24,873
Okay.
1498
01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:27,375
Everything's okay, Ronnie.
1499
01:12:27,409 --> 01:12:28,877
Just let me tie this
around your waist.
1500
01:12:28,911 --> 01:12:30,345
No!
1501
01:12:30,378 --> 01:12:32,347
Ronnie, get up.
1502
01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:34,950
I can't!
I'm scared!
1503
01:12:34,983 --> 01:12:37,485
Come on, Ronnie!
1504
01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:38,987
Now stand up!
1505
01:12:46,995 --> 01:12:49,965
You're gonna be
all right, Ronnie.
1506
01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:51,333
You're safe now.
1507
01:12:54,136 --> 01:12:56,404
The guys'll have you up
on top in no time,
1508
01:12:56,438 --> 01:12:57,672
Honest.
1509
01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:03,979
Okay, guys, get ready
to pull him up!
1510
01:13:04,012 --> 01:13:06,314
Okay, get ready
to pull him up.
1511
01:13:06,348 --> 01:13:08,550
Now just hold on tight,
1512
01:13:08,583 --> 01:13:09,884
Don't look down.
1513
01:13:12,620 --> 01:13:14,389
Don't look down!
1514
01:13:17,092 --> 01:13:18,927
Okay.
1515
01:13:18,961 --> 01:13:19,928
Pull him up.
1516
01:13:19,962 --> 01:13:21,496
Pull, guys!
Pull!
1517
01:13:21,529 --> 01:13:22,897
Pull, Hoodoo!
1518
01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:26,935
Pull.
1519
01:13:30,505 --> 01:13:31,906
Pull!
1520
01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:34,977
Come on, you guys!
Pull hard! Pull!
1521
01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:38,313
Pull, guys!
Pull!
1522
01:13:38,346 --> 01:13:40,115
You're gonna be
all right, Ronnie!
1523
01:13:40,148 --> 01:13:40,983
Don't look down!
1524
01:13:41,016 --> 01:13:42,650
As soon as we get him
up here, Whitey,
1525
01:13:42,684 --> 01:13:44,953
We'll drop the rope
for you!
1526
01:13:44,987 --> 01:13:46,321
Yeah.
1527
01:13:49,591 --> 01:13:50,959
You do that.
1528
01:13:53,095 --> 01:13:55,697
You're quite right,
Mrs. Larsen.
1529
01:13:55,730 --> 01:13:58,600
In my opin...
1530
01:13:58,633 --> 01:14:01,069
Exactly, Mrs. Larsen.
1531
01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:03,505
I quite agree with you.
1532
01:14:03,538 --> 01:14:05,440
We certainly will,
Mrs. Larsen.
1533
01:14:05,473 --> 01:14:07,976
We'll get
to the bottom of it,
1534
01:14:08,010 --> 01:14:08,876
And, uh...
1535
01:14:08,910 --> 01:14:12,080
I hope that Ronnie
feels better today.
1536
01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:13,481
Good-Bye.
1537
01:14:13,515 --> 01:14:15,683
Good morning, aunt Hetty.
That was Mrs. Larsen.
1538
01:14:15,717 --> 01:14:17,519
I suppose you've heard
about Ronnie.
1539
01:14:17,552 --> 01:14:18,686
Of course I've heard.
1540
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,555
The whole thing's a disgrace.
1541
01:14:20,588 --> 01:14:22,190
The boy wasn't hurt.
1542
01:14:22,224 --> 01:14:23,691
He was just frightened.
1543
01:14:23,725 --> 01:14:25,093
Aunt Hetty,
everyone can hear you.
1544
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,094
Well, let them.
1545
01:14:26,128 --> 01:14:29,164
It's outrageous the way
this town is gossiping.
1546
01:14:29,197 --> 01:14:31,533
I don't want to sit down.
Aren't you taking me to lunch?
1547
01:14:31,566 --> 01:14:33,468
Yes, of course,
aunt Hetty.
1548
01:14:33,501 --> 01:14:37,472
But I would hardly
call it gossip.
1549
01:14:37,505 --> 01:14:39,507
Lem did give the patrol
to a boy
1550
01:14:39,541 --> 01:14:41,043
Whose record
as a delinquent...
1551
01:14:41,076 --> 01:14:42,777
well, if it hadn't been
for that delinquent
1552
01:14:42,810 --> 01:14:45,047
keeping his head
in an emergency
1553
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:46,414
and risking his own life,
1554
01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:48,150
there might have been
real trouble.
1555
01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:49,451
Yes, aunt Hetty.
1556
01:14:49,484 --> 01:14:51,753
Where would you like
to have lunch?
1557
01:14:51,786 --> 01:14:53,455
I've decided to eat alone.
1558
01:14:53,488 --> 01:14:55,790
Aunt Hetty!
1559
01:14:55,823 --> 01:14:58,493
Gossip, that's all
anyone ever does...
1560
01:14:58,526 --> 01:15:00,428
gossip.
1561
01:15:10,272 --> 01:15:13,208
Here, you better take this.
1562
01:15:13,241 --> 01:15:15,510
It's your new compass.
You crazy?
1563
01:15:15,543 --> 01:15:16,811
Well, suppose
you're somewhere,
1564
01:15:16,844 --> 01:15:18,513
You want to know
where it is.
1565
01:15:18,546 --> 01:15:19,814
- You'll need it.
- Leo.
1566
01:15:19,847 --> 01:15:24,119
Don't be a dolt.
Take it.
1567
01:15:24,152 --> 01:15:26,488
Okay.
1568
01:15:26,521 --> 01:15:28,490
Thanks, Leo.
1569
01:15:28,523 --> 01:15:30,258
You'll need a pup tent.
1570
01:15:30,292 --> 01:15:31,726
Pick mine up
out at the cabin.
1571
01:15:31,759 --> 01:15:34,229
Well, what about money?
1572
01:15:34,262 --> 01:15:37,099
I'll get a job,
plumber's helper or something.
1573
01:15:37,132 --> 01:15:39,167
I used to work with pa.
1574
01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:55,550
- Whitey.
- Yeah?
1575
01:15:55,583 --> 01:15:56,718
I'd go with you,
1576
01:15:56,751 --> 01:15:59,187
Only I got an appointment
with the eye doctor monday.
1577
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,790
That's okay.
1578
01:16:02,824 --> 01:16:05,727
Thanks anyway.
1579
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:08,163
I'll go with you, Whitey.
I got no appointments.
1580
01:16:08,196 --> 01:16:10,165
Take over the patrol, Leo.
1581
01:16:10,198 --> 01:16:12,600
See these guys shape up,
you hear?
1582
01:16:19,707 --> 01:16:23,511
Well, Leo, see you.
1583
01:16:23,545 --> 01:16:26,214
See you.
1584
01:16:26,248 --> 01:16:27,649
Hoodoo.
1585
01:16:27,682 --> 01:16:28,883
Yeah.
1586
01:16:28,916 --> 01:16:30,785
Now don't you go bawling.
1587
01:16:30,818 --> 01:16:32,620
Bawling?
Why would I go bawling?
1588
01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:35,557
I'm 13 years old.
1589
01:16:35,590 --> 01:16:37,592
Yeah.
1590
01:16:46,201 --> 01:16:47,602
You on the roof okay, Whitey?
1591
01:16:47,635 --> 01:16:49,737
Yeah.
1592
01:16:49,771 --> 01:16:51,606
Here, Dutch.
1593
01:17:21,636 --> 01:17:22,870
That you, Lem?
1594
01:17:22,904 --> 01:17:24,872
Yeah, it's me.
1595
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,242
Oh, hi, fellas.
1596
01:17:27,275 --> 01:17:29,777
Were you up with Whitey?
1597
01:17:29,811 --> 01:17:31,246
Uh...
1598
01:17:31,279 --> 01:17:33,848
Yeah, Lem.
We were up there with him.
1599
01:17:33,881 --> 01:17:36,150
Come on, Hoodoo.
1600
01:17:44,692 --> 01:17:46,694
- Hi.
- Hello.
1601
01:17:48,930 --> 01:17:51,666
We're having cold supper.
Be in ten minutes.
1602
01:17:51,699 --> 01:17:54,869
Fine.
1603
01:17:54,902 --> 01:17:56,671
The whole town still talking?
1604
01:17:56,704 --> 01:17:59,274
No, they've stopped talking.
Now they're acting.
1605
01:17:59,307 --> 01:18:00,908
Two ladies
came in the store today
1606
01:18:00,942 --> 01:18:02,844
and decided that Mr. Hughes
could wait on them
1607
01:18:02,877 --> 01:18:04,679
a lot better than I could.
1608
01:18:04,712 --> 01:18:06,714
Well, this
is a small town, Lem.
1609
01:18:06,748 --> 01:18:08,316
These gossip storms pass.
1610
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,951
But what right have they got
to stand in corners
1611
01:18:09,984 --> 01:18:11,919
and whisper
about that boy?
1612
01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:13,955
Well, I've had enough.
1613
01:18:13,988 --> 01:18:16,691
So his old man was a drunk.
What's that got to...
1614
01:18:16,724 --> 01:18:18,226
378, please.
1615
01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:19,894
This will all blow over,
believe me.
1616
01:18:19,927 --> 01:18:21,696
Vida, I'm not waiting
for it to blow over.
1617
01:18:21,729 --> 01:18:24,266
I'm calling Hi Plummer,
and I'm going...
1618
01:18:24,299 --> 01:18:25,800
Hello, Hi.
This is Lem Siddons.
1619
01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:26,901
I'm calling to tell you
1620
01:18:26,934 --> 01:18:28,703
There won't be
a scout meeting tonight.
1621
01:18:28,736 --> 01:18:30,772
- I'm resigning.
- Lem, you can't do that.
1622
01:18:30,805 --> 01:18:32,607
That's what my wife
just said, hi.
1623
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,809
But you're both wrong.
I can, and I do.
1624
01:18:34,842 --> 01:18:36,611
And you'll have it in writing
first thing in the morning.
1625
01:18:36,644 --> 01:18:37,979
Lem, please don't.
1626
01:18:38,012 --> 01:18:40,014
I'm sorry, hi.
There's nothing to talk over.
1627
01:18:40,047 --> 01:18:42,417
I'll see you tomorrow.
1628
01:18:42,450 --> 01:18:43,851
The boy isn't going
to take a beating
1629
01:18:43,885 --> 01:18:45,887
from brainless gossip
if I can help it.
1630
01:18:45,920 --> 01:18:48,222
I'll be upstairs
with Whitey.
1631
01:19:07,475 --> 01:19:10,912
Where do you think
you're going?
1632
01:19:10,945 --> 01:19:12,380
How'd you know
I was here?
1633
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:14,349
Well, it wasn't hard.
1634
01:19:14,382 --> 01:19:15,750
I figured
if you were taking off,
1635
01:19:15,783 --> 01:19:17,018
you might want
some of your camping stuff.
1636
01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,763
You were just going to leave
1637
01:19:28,796 --> 01:19:30,965
without a word
to Vida and me?
1638
01:19:33,968 --> 01:19:36,938
Oh, Whitey.
1639
01:19:36,971 --> 01:19:39,474
You want to know something?
1640
01:19:39,507 --> 01:19:41,643
This is just the same
kind of bullheaded stunt
1641
01:19:41,676 --> 01:19:43,044
I used to pull
when I was a kid...
1642
01:19:43,077 --> 01:19:44,879
take off, run away.
1643
01:19:44,912 --> 01:19:47,949
Thought that
would solve everything.
1644
01:19:47,982 --> 01:19:49,684
I can tell you
it never does, Whitey.
1645
01:19:53,721 --> 01:19:56,358
You've got responsibilities.
1646
01:19:56,391 --> 01:19:59,894
You've got a couple of people
who need you very much.
1647
01:20:03,465 --> 01:20:05,433
This whole thing
will blow over.
1648
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:06,801
I gave them my resignation.
1649
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:09,971
That's all
the town wants, really.
1650
01:20:10,004 --> 01:20:11,939
You can't quit, Lem.
1651
01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:13,808
Why not?
1652
01:20:13,841 --> 01:20:17,078
Well, because like you said,
it wouldn't solve anything.
1653
01:20:17,111 --> 01:20:18,980
Well, now just a second.
It's different with me.
1654
01:20:19,013 --> 01:20:20,482
How?
1655
01:20:20,515 --> 01:20:22,350
Well, it's just different,
that's all.
1656
01:20:22,384 --> 01:20:24,819
Lem, if I got
responsibilities,
1657
01:20:24,852 --> 01:20:26,888
believe me,
you got worse.
1658
01:20:26,921 --> 01:20:28,890
All the guys depend on you.
1659
01:20:28,923 --> 01:20:31,993
Look, who's lecturing who
around here?
1660
01:20:32,026 --> 01:20:34,061
Lem, you can't quit!
1661
01:20:34,095 --> 01:20:37,098
There wouldn't even be
a scout troop without you.
1662
01:20:37,131 --> 01:20:38,433
Whitey.
1663
01:20:38,466 --> 01:20:39,934
You just can't quit,
that's all.
1664
01:20:39,967 --> 01:20:41,403
Now, just take it easy, huh?
1665
01:20:41,436 --> 01:20:42,837
Please, Lem.
1666
01:20:42,870 --> 01:20:44,839
Please.
1667
01:21:07,194 --> 01:21:08,463
Hello, Lem.
1668
01:21:08,496 --> 01:21:10,131
Hello.
Who's that?
1669
01:21:10,164 --> 01:21:11,533
Hi Plummer.
1670
01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:13,167
All right,
park anywhere you can, folks.
1671
01:21:16,170 --> 01:21:17,905
All right, gather round,
everybody.
1672
01:21:17,939 --> 01:21:19,006
Gather round.
1673
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:21,008
Hi, what is all this?
1674
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,778
Well, sir, I called in
some reinforcements
1675
01:21:23,811 --> 01:21:25,913
to get you
to change your mind.
1676
01:21:25,947 --> 01:21:27,882
Yeah!
1677
01:21:27,915 --> 01:21:29,984
Well, that's very nice
of all of you,
1678
01:21:30,017 --> 01:21:32,820
But, well, I'm afraid
you're a little late, hi.
1679
01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:34,422
Oh, come on, now, Lem.
Don't say that.
1680
01:21:34,456 --> 01:21:36,090
Well, you see,
Whitey and I decided
1681
01:21:36,123 --> 01:21:38,626
Just a couple of minutes ago
that I'd withdraw
1682
01:21:38,660 --> 01:21:39,994
My resignation.
1683
01:21:44,932 --> 01:21:46,534
Told you it was dopey
to run away.
1684
01:21:46,568 --> 01:21:48,169
Yeah.
1685
01:21:48,202 --> 01:21:50,071
Well, folks, it looks like
we came all the way out here
1686
01:21:50,104 --> 01:21:51,839
For nothing.
1687
01:21:51,873 --> 01:21:53,608
Why, we can't have that.
1688
01:21:53,641 --> 01:21:55,076
I'll tell you,
as long as you're all out here,
1689
01:21:55,109 --> 01:21:56,944
Why don't we make this
parents' night?
1690
01:21:56,978 --> 01:21:57,812
Good idea!
1691
01:21:57,845 --> 01:21:59,581
Frankie,
you take everybody inside,
1692
01:21:59,614 --> 01:22:00,915
and we'll start the meeting.
1693
01:22:00,948 --> 01:22:03,551
Okay, fall in, everybody,
and follow me.
1694
01:22:27,074 --> 01:22:35,082
Â™ª
1695
01:23:05,012 --> 01:23:06,614
Hi, Lem.
Time for reveille?
1696
01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:08,282
Shh.
Reveille, Tiger?
1697
01:23:08,315 --> 01:23:10,518
They only saw the taps
about ten minutes ago.
1698
01:23:10,552 --> 01:23:12,086
Well, I got to be ready
for reveille
1699
01:23:12,119 --> 01:23:14,088
So I can fire the cannon
when they raise the flag.
1700
01:23:14,121 --> 01:23:15,590
That's my job, 6:00.
1701
01:23:15,623 --> 01:23:16,991
I know, Tiger.
1702
01:23:17,024 --> 01:23:18,926
Right now your job
is to get some sleep.
1703
01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,127
You got to be tired.
1704
01:23:20,161 --> 01:23:21,729
After all, you guys hiked
all the way from Seibert lake
1705
01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:22,930
Over into Clark county.
1706
01:23:22,964 --> 01:23:23,865
That's almost 12 miles.
1707
01:23:23,898 --> 01:23:25,733
And you didn't have
to carry me once.
1708
01:23:25,767 --> 01:23:27,134
No, not once, Tiger.
1709
01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:28,970
Boy, I'll bet
I'll be a good soldier,
1710
01:23:29,003 --> 01:23:30,037
Won't I, Lem?
1711
01:23:30,071 --> 01:23:31,305
Just like your son Whitey,
1712
01:23:31,338 --> 01:23:33,608
The one that's
in the medical corps.
1713
01:23:33,641 --> 01:23:34,742
Sure you will, Tiger.
1714
01:23:34,776 --> 01:23:36,277
When I'm old enough
to enlist...
1715
01:23:36,310 --> 01:23:37,612
well, you're never going
to be old enough
1716
01:23:37,645 --> 01:23:38,980
if you don't get some sleep.
1717
01:23:39,013 --> 01:23:40,014
Now, come on,
lie down there.
1718
01:23:40,047 --> 01:23:41,916
- Good night.
- Night, Lem.
1719
01:23:41,949 --> 01:23:44,018
Now close your eyes, huh?
1720
01:23:44,051 --> 01:23:45,219
They're closed.
1721
01:23:45,252 --> 01:23:46,721
Well, then go to sleep.
1722
01:23:46,754 --> 01:23:48,990
I'm asleep!
I'm asleep!
1723
01:23:49,023 --> 01:23:51,158
Okay, tiger.
Good night.
1724
01:23:51,192 --> 01:23:54,028
See you in the morning.
1725
01:24:28,162 --> 01:24:30,064
Ah! Oh!
1726
01:24:30,097 --> 01:24:32,967
Hey, sarge, call the medic!
I'm hit!
1727
01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:34,135
Merv, get off me.
1728
01:24:34,168 --> 01:24:36,003
You're sitting
on my hand grenades.
1729
01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:37,171
Some transportation.
1730
01:24:37,204 --> 01:24:39,206
Wait till my draft board
hears about this.
1731
01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:40,975
Shut up, the lot of you.
1732
01:24:41,008 --> 01:24:42,810
We're in the blue zone.
1733
01:24:42,844 --> 01:24:45,046
Hey, sergeant,
if we're in the blue zone,
1734
01:24:45,079 --> 01:24:46,714
that means the games
have started already, huh?
1735
01:24:46,748 --> 01:24:49,684
Games! Oh, goody,
we're gonna play games.
1736
01:24:49,717 --> 01:24:51,218
This ain't no game, soldier.
1737
01:24:51,252 --> 01:24:53,054
This here's
a tactical exercise
1738
01:24:53,087 --> 01:24:54,822
to teach dumb squirts like you
how to act
1739
01:24:54,856 --> 01:24:56,624
when they meet the enemy.
1740
01:24:56,658 --> 01:24:58,259
We're gonna simulate war.
1741
01:24:58,292 --> 01:25:00,361
What's simulate?
1742
01:25:00,394 --> 01:25:03,330
Sort of making out,
like with play-Acting.
1743
01:25:03,364 --> 01:25:04,732
We make out like
we're shooting the enemy
1744
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:06,000
and getting
our heads blown off.
1745
01:25:06,033 --> 01:25:07,168
With real live ammo?
1746
01:25:07,201 --> 01:25:10,672
Nah, just blank cartridges
and smoke bombs like that.
1747
01:25:10,705 --> 01:25:12,774
Everything's fake.
That right, sarge?
1748
01:25:12,807 --> 01:25:16,110
Like I said,
we call it simulating.
1749
01:25:16,143 --> 01:25:18,179
Oh!
1750
01:25:18,212 --> 01:25:22,283
Hey, sarge, I think we just
hit a simulated rock.
1751
01:26:11,733 --> 01:26:13,768
Hi.
1752
01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:15,870
- Hands behind your neck.
- What?
1753
01:26:15,903 --> 01:26:17,304
Do like he says.
You're captured.
1754
01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:20,074
- Captured?
- Both hands behind your neck.
1755
01:26:20,107 --> 01:26:22,309
- Oh, now, wait...
- Fast!
1756
01:26:22,343 --> 01:26:24,812
Keep them there.
1757
01:26:24,846 --> 01:26:27,915
Look, if you fellas are
at your war games or something,
1758
01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:28,783
you've got the wrong guy.
1759
01:26:28,816 --> 01:26:30,852
I'm not the army.
I'm a scoutmaster.
1760
01:26:30,885 --> 01:26:31,819
My troop's right over there.
1761
01:26:31,853 --> 01:26:33,921
Behind your neck.
1762
01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:35,222
So you're a scoutmaster, huh?
1763
01:26:35,256 --> 01:26:36,357
That's right.
1764
01:26:36,390 --> 01:26:37,324
If you don't believe me,
1765
01:26:37,358 --> 01:26:39,326
Just look over in that hollow
over there.
1766
01:26:39,360 --> 01:26:41,428
We've got a scout camp
right over there.
1767
01:26:41,462 --> 01:26:42,930
Don't worry about that, pal.
1768
01:26:42,964 --> 01:26:44,165
The artillery
will take care of them.
1769
01:26:44,198 --> 01:26:45,099
Boy scouts.
1770
01:26:45,132 --> 01:26:47,802
Oh, boy scouts.
Now that is a real lulu.
1771
01:26:47,835 --> 01:26:49,837
I don't know who you fellas
think I am.
1772
01:26:49,871 --> 01:26:51,338
We don't think.
1773
01:26:51,372 --> 01:26:52,573
That's for officers.
1774
01:26:52,606 --> 01:26:55,209
Well, I'll tell you anyway.
My name is Lem Siddons and...
1775
01:26:55,242 --> 01:26:57,311
All you have to say is your
name, rank, and serial number.
1776
01:26:57,344 --> 01:26:59,280
I told you my name.
1777
01:26:59,313 --> 01:27:00,948
Corporal, you want me
to knock him in the head?
1778
01:27:00,982 --> 01:27:03,851
No. All spies go
to interrogation.
1779
01:27:03,885 --> 01:27:04,752
Oh, I'm no spy.
1780
01:27:04,786 --> 01:27:05,753
Hey, what about
your field glasses?
1781
01:27:05,787 --> 01:27:08,823
We just use those for...
for bird-Watching.
1782
01:27:08,856 --> 01:27:10,892
- Ha! Bird-Watching.
- Yes.
1783
01:27:10,925 --> 01:27:13,795
Wait till interrogation
gets ahold of this one.
1784
01:27:13,828 --> 01:27:15,396
- All right, move out.
- Move out where?
1785
01:27:15,429 --> 01:27:17,498
- Move!
- Come on!
1786
01:27:41,923 --> 01:27:43,257
Ten-Hut!
1787
01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:44,258
Good morning, lieutenant.
1788
01:27:44,291 --> 01:27:46,260
Oh, lieutenant,
am I glad to see you, sir.
1789
01:27:46,293 --> 01:27:49,296
Speak when
you're spoken to, prisoner.
1790
01:27:49,330 --> 01:27:52,800
All right, speak.
1791
01:27:52,834 --> 01:27:54,568
Lieutenant,
my name is Lem Siddons.
1792
01:27:54,601 --> 01:27:56,303
I'm a civilian,
and this whole thing
1793
01:27:56,337 --> 01:27:57,805
is one big cockeyed mistake.
1794
01:27:57,839 --> 01:27:58,940
Where was he taken?
1795
01:27:58,973 --> 01:28:00,174
Behind our lines, sir.
1796
01:28:00,207 --> 01:28:02,476
Lieutenant, I can explain
this whole thing very simply.
1797
01:28:02,509 --> 01:28:04,545
I was down at the creek,
and I was starting to shave...
1798
01:28:04,578 --> 01:28:06,480
We removed these
from the prisoner
1799
01:28:06,513 --> 01:28:09,416
When we searched him, sir...
compass, signaling device.
1800
01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,018
Signal...
that's my shaving mirror.
1801
01:28:11,052 --> 01:28:12,419
Tactical map.
1802
01:28:12,453 --> 01:28:13,855
That's a topographical map.
1803
01:28:13,888 --> 01:28:15,422
My scouts haven't been
in this area before,
1804
01:28:15,456 --> 01:28:17,892
And that is an official
boy scout compass.
1805
01:28:17,925 --> 01:28:19,560
And those binoculars,
believe it or not,
1806
01:28:19,593 --> 01:28:21,829
Are for watching birds.
1807
01:28:21,863 --> 01:28:24,365
For watching birds?
1808
01:28:24,398 --> 01:28:26,300
That's right.
1809
01:28:26,333 --> 01:28:29,336
Very clever.
1810
01:28:29,370 --> 01:28:31,305
And you're a scoutmaster?
1811
01:28:31,338 --> 01:28:32,806
That's right!
1812
01:28:41,348 --> 01:28:43,517
Tie a sheepshank.
1813
01:28:43,550 --> 01:28:45,452
A sheepshank.
1814
01:28:45,486 --> 01:28:47,955
Sheepshank.
1815
01:28:47,989 --> 01:28:49,390
Lieutenant,
I'll level with you.
1816
01:28:49,423 --> 01:28:50,858
The sheepshank is one knot
I've never been able
1817
01:28:50,892 --> 01:28:52,359
to tie very well.
1818
01:28:52,393 --> 01:28:53,627
Would you settle
for a square knot
1819
01:28:53,660 --> 01:28:54,728
or maybe a bowline?
1820
01:28:54,761 --> 01:28:56,630
Prepare this prisoner
for tactical interrogation.
1821
01:28:56,663 --> 01:28:58,332
Tactical interrogation?
1822
01:28:58,365 --> 01:29:00,601
Lieutenant, this may be
some kind of war game
1823
01:29:00,634 --> 01:29:02,970
with you fellas, but I've got
a scout troop out there.
1824
01:29:03,004 --> 01:29:05,039
Process this man
and transfer him to command
1825
01:29:05,072 --> 01:29:06,607
along with
the other prisoners.
1826
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:08,642
We haven't taken
any other prisoners, sir.
1827
01:29:08,675 --> 01:29:11,078
That's an order, sergeant.
1828
01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:14,248
Yes, sir.
1829
01:29:14,281 --> 01:29:16,283
Uh...
1830
01:29:18,519 --> 01:29:20,988
Carry on, men.
1831
01:29:23,024 --> 01:29:25,592
Shouldn't we wait for Lem?
Has anybody seen him?
1832
01:29:25,626 --> 01:29:27,294
He's probably down
by the creek washing up,
1833
01:29:27,328 --> 01:29:30,031
But he'd want us to go ahead
right on time.
1834
01:29:30,064 --> 01:29:31,465
So raise the flag.
I'm hungry.
1835
01:29:31,498 --> 01:29:33,034
Not until 6:00.
1836
01:29:33,067 --> 01:29:35,636
Very technical.
1837
01:29:35,669 --> 01:29:37,504
Okay, it's 6:00.
1838
01:29:37,538 --> 01:29:39,974
Attention.
1839
01:29:40,007 --> 01:29:41,608
Ready, Tiger?
1840
01:29:41,642 --> 01:29:42,977
One...
1841
01:29:43,010 --> 01:29:44,678
two...
1842
01:29:44,711 --> 01:29:46,914
fire.
1843
01:29:46,948 --> 01:29:49,483
What was that?
6:00.
1844
01:29:49,516 --> 01:29:50,651
Fire!
1845
01:30:19,981 --> 01:30:21,682
All I did was pull a cord
1846
01:30:21,715 --> 01:30:23,717
and look what happened.
1847
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,452
Hey, what are you guys
doing up there?
1848
01:30:25,486 --> 01:30:26,620
What are you doing
down there?
1849
01:30:26,653 --> 01:30:27,654
I've been looking for Lem.
1850
01:30:27,688 --> 01:30:29,957
He's not down at the creek.
He's not anywhere.
1851
01:30:32,659 --> 01:30:34,996
Never mind Lem!
We got to get out of here!
1852
01:30:35,029 --> 01:30:36,130
We're being invaded.
1853
01:30:36,163 --> 01:30:38,365
They must have come up
from Mexico.
1854
01:30:38,399 --> 01:30:39,733
Or down from Canada.
1855
01:30:39,766 --> 01:30:40,968
Follow me!
1856
01:30:41,002 --> 01:30:42,603
Hey, where you going?
1857
01:30:42,636 --> 01:30:44,605
Don't ask questions!
Follow him!
1858
01:30:44,638 --> 01:30:46,073
Hey, you guys,
come back here.
1859
01:30:46,107 --> 01:30:48,075
It's only war games.
1860
01:30:54,515 --> 01:30:55,716
Wait!
1861
01:30:55,749 --> 01:30:58,352
Go back!
Go back!
1862
01:31:01,588 --> 01:31:04,491
Aah!
1863
01:31:04,525 --> 01:31:05,659
Aah!
1864
01:31:42,096 --> 01:31:44,398
Look out!
1865
01:31:46,267 --> 01:31:47,701
Let's get out of here!
1866
01:31:47,734 --> 01:31:49,736
Yeah.
Wait for me.
1867
01:31:49,770 --> 01:31:52,106
Hey, you guys,
will you please listen?
1868
01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:55,008
Hey, how can you listen
when you're running?
1869
01:32:22,569 --> 01:32:25,539
Flour, nothing but flour.
1870
01:32:25,572 --> 01:32:27,541
Doesn't taste
like flour to me.
1871
01:32:27,574 --> 01:32:28,842
Tastes like
something poisonous.
1872
01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,511
Cyanide.
1873
01:32:32,779 --> 01:32:34,848
Here he comes again.
1874
01:32:38,719 --> 01:32:40,787
Hey, come on, you dope!
1875
01:33:12,219 --> 01:33:14,321
Whatever it is.
1876
01:33:14,355 --> 01:33:16,323
What kind of place
is this anyway?
1877
01:33:16,357 --> 01:33:18,192
An enemy fort.
You think?
1878
01:33:18,225 --> 01:33:20,594
Yeah, and maybe
they're coming back.
1879
01:33:20,627 --> 01:33:22,196
Coming back?
1880
01:33:22,229 --> 01:33:23,764
We got to get out of here.
1881
01:33:23,797 --> 01:33:25,866
Shut up, you guys. There's
a message coming through.
1882
01:33:25,899 --> 01:33:26,867
A message?
1883
01:33:26,900 --> 01:33:27,834
What's it say, Harry?
1884
01:33:27,868 --> 01:33:30,204
I don't know.
Ollie, you know morse code.
1885
01:33:30,237 --> 01:33:31,505
What's it saying?
1886
01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:34,641
It's saying,
1887
01:33:34,675 --> 01:33:38,745
"Post four answer."
1888
01:33:38,779 --> 01:33:40,614
Well, go ahead, answer.
1889
01:33:40,647 --> 01:33:41,882
Well, what do I say?
1890
01:33:41,915 --> 01:33:44,318
Just say...
just say hello.
1891
01:33:49,323 --> 01:33:50,791
They said what?
1892
01:33:50,824 --> 01:33:53,627
"Hello, hello, hello."
1893
01:33:53,660 --> 01:33:55,762
Hello, hello what?
1894
01:33:55,796 --> 01:33:57,298
Just hello.
1895
01:33:57,331 --> 01:33:59,900
Tell them to identify.
1896
01:34:02,803 --> 01:34:04,771
"Identify."
1897
01:34:04,805 --> 01:34:06,840
Well, go ahead, identify.
1898
01:34:06,873 --> 01:34:08,709
Yeah, tell them
who we are.
1899
01:34:12,979 --> 01:34:15,649
Hawk...
1900
01:34:15,682 --> 01:34:17,818
patrol...
1901
01:34:17,851 --> 01:34:23,357
B.S.A...
1902
01:34:23,390 --> 01:34:24,825
Hickory?
1903
01:34:24,858 --> 01:34:26,927
Boy, have they got a code.
1904
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,929
That bunker's been captured.
1905
01:34:28,962 --> 01:34:30,897
Contact tank command
to blue fox
1906
01:34:30,931 --> 01:34:33,200
and tell them
to counterattack immediately.
1907
01:34:37,271 --> 01:34:39,273
Come on, Ollie.
It's our last chance.
1908
01:34:39,306 --> 01:34:40,907
They just
won't answer anymore.
1909
01:34:40,941 --> 01:34:41,908
Keep trying.
1910
01:34:41,942 --> 01:34:43,610
Maybe they use
a different code
1911
01:34:43,644 --> 01:34:45,779
on account of Samuel Morse
was an american.
1912
01:34:45,812 --> 01:34:47,248
Hey, shut up, Tiger.
1913
01:34:47,281 --> 01:34:49,650
Keep trying.
Send S.O.S. or something.
1914
01:34:49,683 --> 01:34:52,686
Holy jumping blue-Eyed cow.
1915
01:34:52,719 --> 01:34:53,754
What is it, Jimmy?
1916
01:34:53,787 --> 01:34:56,223
It's a tank with a cannon
on the front of it.
1917
01:34:56,257 --> 01:34:57,691
A tank?
1918
01:34:57,724 --> 01:34:59,293
With a cannon
on the front of it?
1919
01:34:59,326 --> 01:35:01,828
It's a tank, all right.
1920
01:35:05,666 --> 01:35:07,401
Is that a real cannon?
1921
01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:15,909
It's a real cannon, all right.
1922
01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:20,781
We're under attack.
1923
01:35:23,284 --> 01:35:24,651
Let me think!
1924
01:35:24,685 --> 01:35:25,886
This can't be for real.
1925
01:35:25,919 --> 01:35:26,987
What are these things?
1926
01:35:27,020 --> 01:35:28,755
Maybe it is.
1927
01:35:32,025 --> 01:35:33,627
Who did that?
1928
01:35:33,660 --> 01:35:35,729
I did it.
1929
01:35:35,762 --> 01:35:38,732
Hit another one, Ollie.
1930
01:35:38,765 --> 01:35:40,267
I did it again!
1931
01:35:40,301 --> 01:35:42,469
We're counterattacking.
Fire number three.
1932
01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:46,273
And number four!
Hit it, Ollie!
1933
01:35:46,307 --> 01:35:48,309
Yeah!
1934
01:35:57,784 --> 01:35:59,886
Our tank
is falling back, sir.
1935
01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:01,455
They're under heavy attack.
1936
01:36:01,488 --> 01:36:04,425
Tell them they can't retreat.
This is fighting.
1937
01:36:08,929 --> 01:36:10,263
Look.
1938
01:36:15,869 --> 01:36:17,371
It's coming back.
1939
01:36:17,404 --> 01:36:19,840
Blow it up again, Ollie.
1940
01:36:19,873 --> 01:36:21,708
I pushed all the buttons.
1941
01:36:21,742 --> 01:36:22,876
Push them again.
1942
01:36:25,412 --> 01:36:27,781
Hey, look.
Maybe this'll work.
1943
01:36:27,814 --> 01:36:29,316
Let me see, Duke.
1944
01:36:35,422 --> 01:36:36,790
Did I stop them?
1945
01:36:36,823 --> 01:36:38,492
No, they're still coming!
1946
01:36:38,525 --> 01:36:40,394
- What do we do now, Harry?
- I don't know.
1947
01:36:40,427 --> 01:36:41,862
How should I know?
What does this mean, Ollie?
1948
01:36:41,895 --> 01:36:43,330
How should I know?
1949
01:36:43,364 --> 01:36:44,798
You ask me, I think
we should surrender.
1950
01:36:44,831 --> 01:36:45,999
It's got to be something.
1951
01:36:59,946 --> 01:37:01,047
Did I do that?
1952
01:37:03,850 --> 01:37:07,421
Hey! What's the matter
with you guys in there, huh?
1953
01:37:07,454 --> 01:37:09,490
What are you, crazy?
1954
01:37:15,862 --> 01:37:18,098
Okay, tag them all prisoners.
1955
01:37:18,131 --> 01:37:20,100
Tactically captured
by counterattack
1956
01:37:20,133 --> 01:37:21,868
- In this bunker here.
- Captured?
1957
01:37:21,902 --> 01:37:24,538
Hey, we knocked out
this position an hour ago.
1958
01:37:24,571 --> 01:37:28,442
Are you arguing with
the decision of an umpire, sir?
1959
01:37:28,475 --> 01:37:30,844
I'm not arguing!
I'm telling!
1960
01:37:30,877 --> 01:37:32,446
This bunker's
been neutralized.
1961
01:37:32,479 --> 01:37:33,880
You're gonna have
to change your decision.
1962
01:37:33,914 --> 01:37:35,916
I don't change nothing, sir.
1963
01:37:35,949 --> 01:37:37,083
You giving me lip, sergeant?
1964
01:37:37,117 --> 01:37:39,420
Knock if off, sir, or I'll
throw you out of the game.
1965
01:37:39,453 --> 01:37:40,787
- Throw me out?
- Yeah!
1966
01:37:40,821 --> 01:37:41,988
- Kill the umpire.
- Who said that?
1967
01:37:42,022 --> 01:37:43,490
I'll throw out
the whole bunch of you.
1968
01:37:43,524 --> 01:37:45,025
- Attaboy, sarge.
- Who's gonna throw who out?
1969
01:37:45,058 --> 01:37:46,560
You shut up.
You're dead.
1970
01:37:46,593 --> 01:37:48,395
The decision
of the umpire stands.
1971
01:37:48,429 --> 01:37:49,463
Oh, come on, now!
1972
01:37:49,496 --> 01:37:52,866
It stands.
1973
01:37:52,899 --> 01:37:55,001
Okay, all personnel
in the bunker,
1974
01:37:55,035 --> 01:37:56,537
Come on out.
1975
01:37:56,570 --> 01:37:59,072
You've captured
this tank here.
1976
01:38:07,013 --> 01:38:09,983
Boy scouts?
1977
01:38:10,016 --> 01:38:12,553
Did he say
we captured that tank?
1978
01:38:12,586 --> 01:38:14,955
That's what he said.
1979
01:38:20,193 --> 01:38:22,028
Hey, mister,
do we get to keep the tank
1980
01:38:22,062 --> 01:38:25,799
or do we have to give it back
after the war?
1981
01:38:25,832 --> 01:38:28,502
All right, what's
your decision now, ump?
1982
01:38:28,535 --> 01:38:31,905
Boy scouts, girl scouts,
my decision still stands.
1983
01:38:31,938 --> 01:38:33,907
You're captured.
That's it.
1984
01:38:37,010 --> 01:38:39,613
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
1985
01:38:39,646 --> 01:38:42,182
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
1986
01:38:42,215 --> 01:38:44,217
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
1987
01:38:44,250 --> 01:38:45,919
Â™ª and follow me, boys
1988
01:38:45,952 --> 01:38:47,921
Â™ª follow me
1989
01:38:47,954 --> 01:38:51,224
Hey, sergeant, come out here
and take a look.
1990
01:38:51,257 --> 01:38:53,059
What?
1991
01:38:53,093 --> 01:38:54,928
Where do you think
you're going?
1992
01:38:56,563 --> 01:38:57,664
What's that?
1993
01:38:57,698 --> 01:39:00,567
Â™ª follow me, boys
1994
01:39:00,601 --> 01:39:02,168
My boy scouts.
1995
01:39:02,202 --> 01:39:04,237
What's that?
1996
01:39:04,270 --> 01:39:05,672
That's his boy scouts.
1997
01:39:05,706 --> 01:39:07,541
Boy scouts?
1998
01:39:07,574 --> 01:39:10,110
Â™ª and follow me
1999
01:39:10,143 --> 01:39:12,679
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2000
01:39:12,713 --> 01:39:13,647
Boy scouts.
2001
01:39:13,680 --> 01:39:15,916
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
2002
01:39:15,949 --> 01:39:18,919
What do we do with him now,
lieutenant?
2003
01:39:18,952 --> 01:39:21,622
Show him how to tie
a sheepshank and let him go.
2004
01:39:21,655 --> 01:39:22,889
Let me out of here,
sergeant.
2005
01:39:22,923 --> 01:39:26,560
Â™ª put them down
and follow me â™ª
2006
01:39:26,593 --> 01:39:27,994
Â™ª
2007
01:39:28,028 --> 01:39:29,062
Hi, Lem!
2008
01:39:29,095 --> 01:39:30,230
Hi, guys!
2009
01:39:30,263 --> 01:39:31,998
Boy, am I glad to see you.
2010
01:39:32,032 --> 01:39:34,267
What are you doing up there?
2011
01:39:34,300 --> 01:39:35,969
And I did it, Lem.
2012
01:39:36,002 --> 01:39:38,038
I started the whole war.
I pulled the string.
2013
01:39:57,023 --> 01:39:59,125
What is it, Lem?
What happened?
2014
01:39:59,159 --> 01:40:00,293
Oh, what...
2015
01:40:00,326 --> 01:40:01,928
I don't know, guys.
2016
01:40:01,962 --> 01:40:03,697
Well, what about
all our stuff in the cabin?
2017
01:40:05,999 --> 01:40:08,001
Don't worry about it.
It will be all right.
2018
01:40:08,034 --> 01:40:09,670
You think this could be
on the count of us
2019
01:40:09,703 --> 01:40:11,071
capturing that tank, Lem?
2020
01:40:11,104 --> 01:40:12,238
Don't be a dork.
2021
01:40:12,272 --> 01:40:14,074
Somebody legal
wants us out of here.
2022
01:40:14,107 --> 01:40:15,275
Isn't that right, Lem?
2023
01:40:15,308 --> 01:40:16,943
That's the way it looks,
Harry, yeah.
2024
01:40:16,977 --> 01:40:17,578
Yeah, but why, Lem?
2025
01:40:17,611 --> 01:40:19,646
I just don't know, Duke.
2026
01:40:35,028 --> 01:40:36,062
Mrs. Seibert.
2027
01:40:36,096 --> 01:40:37,664
Lemuel.
Boys.
2028
01:40:37,698 --> 01:40:39,633
Hello, Mrs. Seibert.
2029
01:40:39,666 --> 01:40:43,003
I couldn't believe it.
2030
01:40:43,036 --> 01:40:44,605
Ralph said
he was going to do it,
2031
01:40:44,638 --> 01:40:47,107
But I just
didn't believe him.
2032
01:40:47,140 --> 01:40:50,010
You're Charlie Davis' boy.
Oliver, isn't it?
2033
01:40:50,043 --> 01:40:51,778
Yes, ma'am.
2034
01:40:51,812 --> 01:40:53,747
And you're Duke.
Yes, ma'am.
2035
01:40:53,780 --> 01:40:56,182
Jimmy.
Yes, ma'am.
2036
01:40:56,216 --> 01:40:57,651
And you're...
2037
01:40:57,684 --> 01:41:00,153
Virgil Higgins, ma'am.
But my name is Tiger.
2038
01:41:00,186 --> 01:41:04,324
Oh, I wanted it
to be a surprise.
2039
01:41:04,357 --> 01:41:06,660
You wanted what to be
a surprise, Mrs. Seibert?
2040
01:41:06,693 --> 01:41:09,362
I was going to give you
this lake.
2041
01:41:09,395 --> 01:41:11,331
Give it to us?
2042
01:41:11,364 --> 01:41:15,035
Lemuel, do you think
I'm mentally unbalanced?
2043
01:41:15,068 --> 01:41:16,770
You?
2044
01:41:16,803 --> 01:41:18,304
Why, certainly not.
2045
01:41:18,338 --> 01:41:20,073
Well, my nephew says I am
2046
01:41:20,106 --> 01:41:22,776
just because I want
to give away my own property.
2047
01:41:22,809 --> 01:41:25,211
He's asked the court
to appoint a guardian
2048
01:41:25,245 --> 01:41:28,014
to manage
my financial affairs.
2049
01:41:28,048 --> 01:41:29,750
There's to be a hearing
in two weeks
2050
01:41:29,783 --> 01:41:32,152
on my mental competency.
2051
01:41:32,185 --> 01:41:34,755
Now, what would you do
if you were me?
2052
01:41:34,788 --> 01:41:37,357
Well, the first thing I'd do
is punch him in the nose.
2053
01:41:37,390 --> 01:41:39,192
But if I were you,
Mrs. Seibert,
2054
01:41:39,225 --> 01:41:41,695
I'd fight him legally
all the way.
2055
01:41:41,728 --> 01:41:44,698
That's just what
I'm going to do.
2056
01:41:50,136 --> 01:41:52,372
Oh, Lemuel,
will you help me?
2057
01:41:52,405 --> 01:41:54,741
Any way I can.
2058
01:41:54,775 --> 01:41:56,076
Thank you.
2059
01:41:56,109 --> 01:41:57,644
Good-Bye, Lemuel.
2060
01:41:57,678 --> 01:41:59,245
- Good-Bye, Mrs. Seibert.
- Good-Bye, boys.
2061
01:41:59,279 --> 01:42:00,747
Bye, Mrs. Seibert.
2062
01:42:00,781 --> 01:42:02,783
Thank you.
2063
01:42:11,758 --> 01:42:15,028
She was gonna give us
the whole lake.
2064
01:42:15,061 --> 01:42:17,831
Guess that would sound
kind of wacky, wouldn't it?
2065
01:42:21,367 --> 01:42:22,769
And it is our further
contention, your honor,
2066
01:42:22,803 --> 01:42:24,738
That the increasing
burden of years
2067
01:42:24,771 --> 01:42:26,372
Has visibly affected
Mrs. Seibert's judgment
2068
01:42:26,406 --> 01:42:28,408
and financial responsibility,
2069
01:42:28,441 --> 01:42:31,311
that the management
of her not unsizable fortune
2070
01:42:31,344 --> 01:42:32,779
has become
increasingly clouded
2071
01:42:32,813 --> 01:42:34,314
with her
eccentric decisions...
2072
01:42:34,347 --> 01:42:35,816
what's going on?
2073
01:42:35,849 --> 01:42:36,750
Hasty formulations,
2074
01:42:36,783 --> 01:42:39,720
And inconsiderate
financial commitments.
2075
01:42:39,753 --> 01:42:41,855
Now, in support of these
contentions, your honor,
2076
01:42:41,888 --> 01:42:43,757
We have heard witnesses
who have observed
2077
01:42:43,790 --> 01:42:46,259
Mrs. Seibert's behavior
over a long period of years.
2078
01:42:46,292 --> 01:42:48,695
Ralph, stop biting
your fingernails.
2079
01:42:49,996 --> 01:42:52,866
My sister used to put mustard
on his nails when he was little.
2080
01:42:52,899 --> 01:42:54,434
Your honor.
2081
01:42:54,467 --> 01:42:58,905
Mrs. Seibert,
may we let counsel sum up?
2082
01:42:58,939 --> 01:43:02,142
Oh, of course.
Go right ahead, young man.
2083
01:43:02,175 --> 01:43:04,444
Thank you.
2084
01:43:04,477 --> 01:43:06,246
We have heard
from Mrs. Collins,
2085
01:43:06,279 --> 01:43:08,815
who testified that
as far back as 1926
2086
01:43:08,849 --> 01:43:10,150
She visited the lake
2087
01:43:10,183 --> 01:43:12,452
and was invited
into a nonexistent kitchen.
2088
01:43:12,485 --> 01:43:14,487
He bit me once
when he was seven.
2089
01:43:17,323 --> 01:43:20,226
And Mr. Johnson,
who testified that he was hired
2090
01:43:20,260 --> 01:43:22,495
to remove a tree
because it blocked the view
2091
01:43:22,528 --> 01:43:25,832
from a nonexistent veranda.
2092
01:43:25,866 --> 01:43:28,501
Now, your honor,
as much as my client regrets it,
2093
01:43:28,534 --> 01:43:32,305
We must submit that Mrs. Seibert
suffers from hallucinations,
2094
01:43:32,338 --> 01:43:34,875
That she is not able
to determine financial values
2095
01:43:34,908 --> 01:43:37,744
as manifested
by her capricious decision
2096
01:43:37,778 --> 01:43:39,279
to give
a half-A-Million-Dollar property
2097
01:43:39,312 --> 01:43:40,413
to a few dozen boy scouts.
2098
01:43:40,446 --> 01:43:42,849
Hallucinations?
2099
01:43:42,883 --> 01:43:44,217
For her own good,
your honor,
2100
01:43:44,250 --> 01:43:45,886
We ask that a guardian
be appointed
2101
01:43:45,919 --> 01:43:48,454
to manage the affairs
of Hetty cutler Seibert.
2102
01:43:50,857 --> 01:43:52,826
Young man,
you are a popinjay.
2103
01:43:52,859 --> 01:43:54,928
Aunt Hetty.
2104
01:43:54,961 --> 01:43:57,430
And you are an employer
of popinjays.
2105
01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:05,205
- Your honor.
- Yes, Mr. Siddons?
2106
01:44:05,238 --> 01:44:07,941
Things have been moving
along here pretty fast,
2107
01:44:07,974 --> 01:44:09,542
And nobody has heard
Mrs. Seibert
2108
01:44:09,575 --> 01:44:11,244
In her own defense.
2109
01:44:11,277 --> 01:44:13,513
Now, as a prospective trustee
of the lake property
2110
01:44:13,546 --> 01:44:16,249
and an interested party
to this action,
2111
01:44:16,282 --> 01:44:18,451
I'd like to ask
a few questions,
2112
01:44:18,484 --> 01:44:20,186
If our counsel will permit.
2113
01:44:20,220 --> 01:44:21,922
I have no objections,
your honor.
2114
01:44:21,955 --> 01:44:22,923
Well, I have, your honor.
2115
01:44:22,956 --> 01:44:24,858
If it please the court,
this is highly improper.
2116
01:44:24,891 --> 01:44:27,327
This is not a trial,
Mr. Cooper.
2117
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,930
I see no reason
why Mr. Siddons' questions
2118
01:44:29,963 --> 01:44:32,365
would topple
the pillars of justice.
2119
01:44:32,398 --> 01:44:35,568
Mrs. Seibert, would you please
take the stand
2120
01:44:35,601 --> 01:44:37,804
And be sworn in?
2121
01:44:37,838 --> 01:44:40,340
Isn't Lem just wonderful?
2122
01:44:40,373 --> 01:44:42,242
He hasn't said anything yet.
2123
01:44:42,275 --> 01:44:44,945
Shh.
2124
01:44:44,978 --> 01:44:48,414
Do you soLemnly swear
that the testimony you may give
2125
01:44:48,448 --> 01:44:50,851
In the cause now pending
before this court
2126
01:44:50,884 --> 01:44:52,452
shall be the truth,
the whole truth,
2127
01:44:52,485 --> 01:44:53,854
and nothing but the truth?
2128
01:44:53,887 --> 01:44:55,021
Of course I do.
2129
01:44:55,055 --> 01:44:56,356
State your name, please.
2130
01:44:56,389 --> 01:44:58,558
- Now, Charlie.
- Just for the record.
2131
01:44:58,591 --> 01:45:01,194
Hetty Cutler Seibert.
2132
01:45:01,227 --> 01:45:04,831
Thank you.
2133
01:45:04,865 --> 01:45:07,300
All right,
Mr. Siddons, proceed.
2134
01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:10,236
Thank you, your honor.
2135
01:45:10,270 --> 01:45:14,540
Mrs. Seibert, do you know
what an hallucination is?
2136
01:45:14,574 --> 01:45:17,010
Anybody knows that.
2137
01:45:17,043 --> 01:45:20,914
It's a psychotic condition
marked by delusion
2138
01:45:20,947 --> 01:45:23,917
and loss of contact
with reality.
2139
01:45:23,950 --> 01:45:24,918
Isn't that correct?
2140
01:45:24,951 --> 01:45:26,252
Oh, yes, yes.
2141
01:45:26,286 --> 01:45:27,888
I'd say that was
a reasonable description.
2142
01:45:27,921 --> 01:45:29,890
Now, Mrs. Seibert,
2143
01:45:29,923 --> 01:45:31,958
Mrs. Collins and others
have testified
2144
01:45:31,992 --> 01:45:34,995
that you often sat alone
out at the lake,
2145
01:45:35,028 --> 01:45:36,897
Usually on the steps
of the cottage.
2146
01:45:36,930 --> 01:45:39,232
No one is ever alone
2147
01:45:39,265 --> 01:45:41,234
Who has something good
to remember.
2148
01:45:41,267 --> 01:45:42,402
No, of course not.
2149
01:45:42,435 --> 01:45:44,237
Now, Mrs. Seibert,
2150
01:45:44,270 --> 01:45:47,240
I'm going to ask you
a blunt question.
2151
01:45:47,273 --> 01:45:50,243
Do you believe that a cottage
now exists at the lake?
2152
01:45:52,612 --> 01:45:56,449
Mrs. Seibert?
2153
01:45:56,482 --> 01:45:59,252
Only in my memory, Lemuel.
2154
01:46:01,321 --> 01:46:04,057
Mrs. Seibert,
2155
01:46:04,090 --> 01:46:07,460
If a cottage does not now
exist at the lake,
2156
01:46:07,493 --> 01:46:09,963
What happened to it?
2157
01:46:13,699 --> 01:46:16,069
It burned to the ground...
2158
01:46:16,102 --> 01:46:19,639
september 26,
2159
01:46:19,672 --> 01:46:23,443
1918.
2160
01:46:23,476 --> 01:46:26,079
Two days...
2161
01:46:28,314 --> 01:46:30,316
two days after you learned
that both your sons
2162
01:46:30,350 --> 01:46:32,418
Had been killed in action
in France.
2163
01:46:34,587 --> 01:46:35,956
Yes.
2164
01:46:35,989 --> 01:46:38,091
Your honor,
he's leading the witness.
2165
01:46:38,124 --> 01:46:39,692
Quite skillfully too.
2166
01:46:39,725 --> 01:46:42,528
Mr. Siddons,
please do not lead the witness.
2167
01:46:42,562 --> 01:46:44,430
Of course not, your honor.
2168
01:46:44,464 --> 01:46:46,699
Now, Mrs. Seibert,
2169
01:46:46,732 --> 01:46:49,435
The cottage was
a very special place.
2170
01:46:49,469 --> 01:46:52,305
I mean, it meant a great deal
to your boys, didn't it?
2171
01:46:55,341 --> 01:46:56,709
Yes.
2172
01:46:56,742 --> 01:47:01,514
My boys played there
many years.
2173
01:47:01,547 --> 01:47:06,619
That's why when you brought
the scouts to the lake,
2174
01:47:06,652 --> 01:47:11,057
I could see my boys
playing again.
2175
01:47:11,091 --> 01:47:14,060
Oh, I wanted that
more than anything...
2176
01:47:14,094 --> 01:47:17,630
a place where boys could play
2177
01:47:17,663 --> 01:47:19,665
just as my boys did.
2178
01:47:19,699 --> 01:47:22,535
Your honor, I do not think
this is relevant.
2179
01:47:22,568 --> 01:47:25,138
Well, then why don't
we make it relevant?
2180
01:47:25,171 --> 01:47:27,673
Why don't we direct
our attention to Mrs. Seibert's
2181
01:47:27,707 --> 01:47:30,443
Inability to determine
financial values.
2182
01:47:30,476 --> 01:47:33,446
Mrs. Seibert, you are aware,
are you not,
2183
01:47:33,479 --> 01:47:35,015
Of the real reason
for this hearing?
2184
01:47:35,048 --> 01:47:36,549
Of course.
2185
01:47:36,582 --> 01:47:39,019
Ralph wants to keep the lake
in the family and develop it.
2186
01:47:39,052 --> 01:47:41,454
Your honor,
I must protest.
2187
01:47:41,487 --> 01:47:43,723
I suppose you must.
2188
01:47:43,756 --> 01:47:45,491
But I wish you wouldn't.
2189
01:47:48,794 --> 01:47:51,431
Now, Mrs. Seibert,
2190
01:47:51,464 --> 01:47:53,166
The development
of this property
2191
01:47:53,199 --> 01:47:56,136
was planned as a benefit
to the community, of course?
2192
01:47:56,169 --> 01:47:59,405
Well, more or less
as a benefit to Ralph,
2193
01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:01,507
I should say...
a tax shelter.
2194
01:48:02,542 --> 01:48:05,411
- A what?
- A tax shelter.
2195
01:48:05,445 --> 01:48:06,712
Your honor, I cannot see
2196
01:48:06,746 --> 01:48:08,448
Where this line
of questioning is taking us.
2197
01:48:08,481 --> 01:48:10,083
Neither do I.
2198
01:48:10,116 --> 01:48:13,486
Certainly sounds interesting.
Go ahead.
2199
01:48:13,519 --> 01:48:15,488
Mrs. Seibert,
could you explain
2200
01:48:15,521 --> 01:48:17,190
this tax shelter
to his honor?
2201
01:48:17,223 --> 01:48:19,192
Of course.
2202
01:48:19,225 --> 01:48:22,462
It's simply a question
of accelerated depreciation
2203
01:48:22,495 --> 01:48:24,497
on development housing,
2204
01:48:24,530 --> 01:48:27,667
Assuming a straight-Line
depreciation rate
2205
01:48:27,700 --> 01:48:30,036
and subsequent sale
at book value,
2206
01:48:30,070 --> 01:48:34,107
Which would create
a capital-Gains situation,
2207
01:48:34,140 --> 01:48:38,711
Thereby avoiding
75% of normal taxes.
2208
01:48:38,744 --> 01:48:43,516
Permitted under section 1201
of the internal revenue code.
2209
01:48:45,818 --> 01:48:49,255
Was that clear, your honor?
2210
01:48:49,289 --> 01:48:51,824
I never heard
anything like it.
2211
01:48:51,857 --> 01:48:53,526
Well, I guess those
are all the questions
2212
01:48:53,559 --> 01:48:54,627
I wanted to ask, your honor.
2213
01:48:54,660 --> 01:48:58,098
Mr. Cooper, you don't
have any questions, do you?
2214
01:48:58,131 --> 01:49:00,800
No, your honor.
2215
01:49:00,833 --> 01:49:02,802
Good.
2216
01:49:02,835 --> 01:49:04,737
Mrs. Seibert,
thank you very much.
2217
01:49:04,770 --> 01:49:06,539
You may step down.
2218
01:49:06,572 --> 01:49:10,176
Would it help if I'd quote
from section 1201 of the code?
2219
01:49:13,713 --> 01:49:15,715
Lem did it.
He did it.
2220
01:49:15,748 --> 01:49:19,119
That's the prettiest
thing I ever saw.
2221
01:49:20,886 --> 01:49:23,623
Order.
Order, please.
2222
01:49:26,326 --> 01:49:28,561
Mr. Hastings, I am going
to be charitable
2223
01:49:28,594 --> 01:49:30,696
and give you permission
to withdraw your request
2224
01:49:30,730 --> 01:49:34,734
for appointment of a guardian
for your aunt, Mrs. Seibert.
2225
01:49:34,767 --> 01:49:36,536
Do you wish to make
such a withdrawal?
2226
01:49:36,569 --> 01:49:40,840
Yes, your honor, I do.
2227
01:49:40,873 --> 01:49:45,178
Petition for appointment
of a guardian for Mrs. Seibert
2228
01:49:45,211 --> 01:49:46,712
is hereby denied.
2229
01:49:46,746 --> 01:49:47,813
Hearing adjourned.
2230
01:49:53,786 --> 01:49:55,688
Way to go, Lem.
2231
01:49:55,721 --> 01:49:57,823
You showed them, Lem.
2232
01:50:07,733 --> 01:50:10,536
Â™ª happy birthday to you
2233
01:50:10,570 --> 01:50:13,673
Â™ª happy birthday to you
2234
01:50:13,706 --> 01:50:17,143
Â™ª happy birthday, dear John
2235
01:50:17,177 --> 01:50:20,613
Â™ª happy birthday to you
2236
01:50:24,550 --> 01:50:26,352
Oh, Vida,
2237
01:50:26,386 --> 01:50:29,355
Didn't I tell you last year
no more birthdays?
2238
01:50:29,389 --> 01:50:30,890
Mm-Hmm, you tell me that
every year.
2239
01:50:30,923 --> 01:50:32,558
Happy birthday, dear.
2240
01:50:32,592 --> 01:50:33,759
- Thank you.
- Happy birthday, John.
2241
01:50:33,793 --> 01:50:34,694
All right, Lem.
2242
01:50:34,727 --> 01:50:37,730
Now, make a wish
and blow out the candle.
2243
01:50:37,763 --> 01:50:39,932
Make a wish.
Well...
2244
01:50:42,768 --> 01:50:44,370
say, how old am I?
2245
01:50:44,404 --> 01:50:45,838
Darned if I remember.
2246
01:50:45,871 --> 01:50:47,907
And I refuse to tell you.
2247
01:50:47,940 --> 01:50:50,576
You're the same age you were
that morning you hired me
2248
01:50:50,610 --> 01:50:51,811
and not a day older.
2249
01:50:51,844 --> 01:50:54,714
Oh, good lord,
do you remember that morning?
2250
01:50:54,747 --> 01:50:56,549
Aren't you going
to make a wish?
2251
01:50:56,582 --> 01:50:58,918
You know, I figured you
for a regular whippersnapper
2252
01:50:58,951 --> 01:50:59,585
that morning.
2253
01:50:59,619 --> 01:51:00,953
Yeah, but I liked your gall.
2254
01:51:00,986 --> 01:51:03,223
- John.
- Yeah?
2255
01:51:03,256 --> 01:51:04,557
I know, make a wish.
2256
01:51:04,590 --> 01:51:06,792
All right.
2257
01:51:06,826 --> 01:51:10,330
Maybe I ought to wish
that Lem flunks his bar exam
2258
01:51:10,363 --> 01:51:12,198
next month, hmm?
2259
01:51:12,232 --> 01:51:14,367
The store won't be the same
without you, Lem.
2260
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:17,603
Well, John, I wouldn't...
2261
01:51:17,637 --> 01:51:19,772
I wouldn't plan
on replacing me right away.
2262
01:51:19,805 --> 01:51:21,807
When Whitey comes home,
2263
01:51:21,841 --> 01:51:23,909
There'll be one professional
man in the family,
2264
01:51:23,943 --> 01:51:26,412
And I, uh...
I think maybe that's enough.
2265
01:51:26,446 --> 01:51:28,381
Lem.
2266
01:51:28,414 --> 01:51:30,883
Vi, I've had my day in court.
2267
01:51:30,916 --> 01:51:32,618
We both know that.
2268
01:51:32,652 --> 01:51:35,388
Oh, speaking of Whitey,
2269
01:51:35,421 --> 01:51:38,858
You haven't seen
the latest, John.
2270
01:51:38,891 --> 01:51:40,960
This was taken
on leave in paris.
2271
01:51:40,993 --> 01:51:42,862
My, my, that is Whitey?
2272
01:51:42,895 --> 01:51:45,398
He's a captain now.
2273
01:51:45,431 --> 01:51:48,901
Oh, and, uh, who's she?
2274
01:51:48,934 --> 01:51:53,306
Oh, name is Nora Thompson.
2275
01:51:53,339 --> 01:51:54,940
Nora, oh.
2276
01:51:54,974 --> 01:51:56,809
Well, the way
she's looking at him,
2277
01:51:56,842 --> 01:51:57,877
You'd think that...
2278
01:51:57,910 --> 01:51:59,312
and you'd be right.
2279
01:51:59,345 --> 01:52:01,614
Yes, they're head over heels.
2280
01:52:01,647 --> 01:52:03,849
My, my,
where does time go?
2281
01:52:03,883 --> 01:52:06,819
Yesterday he was
snitching penny candy,
2282
01:52:06,852 --> 01:52:08,954
and now look at him.
2283
01:52:08,988 --> 01:52:11,357
Look at me,
another birthday.
2284
01:52:12,892 --> 01:52:15,395
Well...
2285
01:52:15,428 --> 01:52:17,630
oh, I'm sorry, Vida.
2286
01:52:17,663 --> 01:52:19,999
Oh, that's all right.
Make a wish anyway.
2287
01:52:20,032 --> 01:52:22,001
No, I don't have to.
2288
01:52:22,034 --> 01:52:23,836
I've already got it.
2289
01:52:23,869 --> 01:52:27,006
All I'd ever wish
is to be with good friends,
2290
01:52:27,039 --> 01:52:29,342
Like you and Lem.
2291
01:52:30,843 --> 01:52:31,744
Oh, I'll get it.
2292
01:52:31,777 --> 01:52:33,879
Go ahead and cut the cake,
but wait for me.
2293
01:52:33,913 --> 01:52:36,416
All right.
2294
01:52:36,449 --> 01:52:38,884
Hello.
Oh, hello, Mrs. Seibert.
2295
01:52:38,918 --> 01:52:41,754
How...
2296
01:52:41,787 --> 01:52:45,358
What?
2297
01:52:45,391 --> 01:52:47,393
When?
2298
01:52:49,962 --> 01:52:52,998
Oh, yes, we will.
2299
01:52:53,032 --> 01:52:55,935
Yes, I'll call you back.
Thank you.
2300
01:52:55,968 --> 01:52:57,903
Thank you.
2301
01:52:57,937 --> 01:52:58,904
All right.
2302
01:52:58,938 --> 01:53:01,374
It's president truman
from the white house.
2303
01:53:01,407 --> 01:53:03,309
- What?
- On the radio.
2304
01:53:03,343 --> 01:53:05,411
They surrendered.
2305
01:53:05,445 --> 01:53:07,747
- The war is over, Lem.
- What?
2306
01:53:07,780 --> 01:53:09,782
The war is over.
2307
01:53:09,815 --> 01:53:12,752
The cease-Fire
was this morning.
2308
01:53:12,785 --> 01:53:15,788
Here, l-Let me get it.
2309
01:53:15,821 --> 01:53:17,923
Hopes of all america...
2310
01:53:17,957 --> 01:53:20,826
indeed of all
the civilized world...
2311
01:53:20,860 --> 01:53:24,764
are centered tonight
on thebattleship Missouri.
2312
01:53:24,797 --> 01:53:28,468
There, on that small piece
of american soil
2313
01:53:28,501 --> 01:53:30,803
Anchored in Tokyo harbor,
2314
01:53:30,836 --> 01:53:34,940
The japanese have just
officially laid down their arms.
2315
01:53:34,974 --> 01:53:39,845
They have signed terms
of unconditional surrender.
2316
01:53:42,882 --> 01:53:46,093
Â™ª
2317
01:53:50,990 --> 01:53:52,958
Whitey.
2318
01:53:52,992 --> 01:53:55,528
Whitey!
2319
01:53:55,561 --> 01:53:56,529
Vida!
2320
01:53:56,562 --> 01:53:58,364
Oh, my dear.
2321
01:53:58,398 --> 01:54:00,132
- Hey, Whitey.
- Lem!
2322
01:54:00,165 --> 01:54:02,001
It's good to see you, boy.
2323
01:54:02,034 --> 01:54:03,903
Oh, it's good to be home.
Oh, you look fine.
2324
01:54:03,936 --> 01:54:06,906
- Doesn't he look fine?
- Oh, you look just fine.
2325
01:54:06,939 --> 01:54:09,542
Nora.
2326
01:54:09,575 --> 01:54:11,010
Nora, here they are,
2327
01:54:11,043 --> 01:54:13,846
The two greatest...
2328
01:54:13,879 --> 01:54:15,981
well, meet my family.
2329
01:54:16,015 --> 01:54:19,118
Family, meet the bride.
2330
01:54:19,151 --> 01:54:21,754
Bride?
2331
01:54:21,787 --> 01:54:23,456
Whitey, you big sneaker.
2332
01:54:23,489 --> 01:54:24,890
Congratulations.
2333
01:54:24,924 --> 01:54:26,526
- Thank you.
- Wonderful.
2334
01:54:26,559 --> 01:54:27,860
Why didn't you write?
2335
01:54:27,893 --> 01:54:28,994
Well, we wanted it
to be a surprise.
2336
01:54:29,028 --> 01:54:30,095
Well, it certainly is.
2337
01:54:30,129 --> 01:54:31,797
Now, after
you kiss the bride,
2338
01:54:31,831 --> 01:54:33,566
We'll go have some breakfast
and talk all about it.
2339
01:54:33,599 --> 01:54:34,967
And then we've got
to find a house,
2340
01:54:35,000 --> 01:54:35,935
And then I've got
to find an office.
2341
01:54:35,968 --> 01:54:36,936
Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
2342
01:54:36,969 --> 01:54:39,872
First things first.
2343
01:54:39,905 --> 01:54:41,607
Welcome to our family, Nora.
2344
01:54:41,641 --> 01:54:42,975
Thank you, Lem.
2345
01:54:43,008 --> 01:54:44,009
I mean Mr. Siddons.
2346
01:54:44,043 --> 01:54:45,144
"Lem" will do fine.
2347
01:54:45,177 --> 01:54:46,979
Well, let's get some breakfast,
2348
01:54:47,012 --> 01:54:48,448
And then we'll get
you kids settled, huh?
2349
01:54:48,481 --> 01:54:49,782
Wait a minute,
this is saturday.
2350
01:54:49,815 --> 01:54:50,850
You have a hike today,
don't you?
2351
01:54:50,883 --> 01:54:53,486
Don't I always have
a scout hike on saturday?
2352
01:54:53,519 --> 01:54:55,020
We're working on...
2353
01:54:58,057 --> 01:55:06,065
â™ª
2354
01:55:13,939 --> 01:55:15,508
Hey,
that's a pretty big load.
2355
01:55:15,541 --> 01:55:18,043
Don't lift
too heavy now, jimmy.
2356
01:55:27,953 --> 01:55:30,222
Hey, Lem,
you need any help up there?
2357
01:55:30,255 --> 01:55:32,057
No, I can handle it
all right, Frankie.
2358
01:55:32,091 --> 01:55:33,926
Just get that truck
unloaded, huh?
2359
01:55:33,959 --> 01:55:41,934
Â™ª
2360
01:55:41,967 --> 01:55:44,036
Take 'er easy.
2361
01:55:50,576 --> 01:55:52,578
Yeah.
2362
01:55:57,016 --> 01:55:57,850
Lem.
2363
01:55:57,883 --> 01:55:59,619
Hey, Frankie,
what's been keeping you?
2364
01:55:59,652 --> 01:56:01,954
I was delayed in town.
2365
01:56:01,987 --> 01:56:03,689
Did you pick up
that planking?
2366
01:56:03,723 --> 01:56:07,527
Lem, I've got bad news.
2367
01:56:07,560 --> 01:56:08,861
Bad news?
2368
01:56:08,894 --> 01:56:09,962
It's Mr. Hughes.
2369
01:56:09,995 --> 01:56:13,999
Whitey asked me
to come and get you.
2370
01:56:19,204 --> 01:56:21,106
What happened?
2371
01:56:27,747 --> 01:56:32,251
Now, uh, there is
just one more thing, Lem.
2372
01:56:32,284 --> 01:56:34,253
This letter was dictated
by Mr. Hughes
2373
01:56:34,286 --> 01:56:36,121
When he became ill
several months ago.
2374
01:56:36,155 --> 01:56:39,258
It has been incorporated
as part of the will,
2375
01:56:39,291 --> 01:56:43,195
And it's addressed
to the two of you.
2376
01:56:43,228 --> 01:56:45,731
"Memorandum
to Vida and Lemuel Siddons,
2377
01:56:45,765 --> 01:56:48,133
"beloved friends.
2378
01:56:48,167 --> 01:56:50,903
"Having no family to whom
this store could be left,
2379
01:56:50,936 --> 01:56:53,138
"It had been my intention
until recently
2380
01:56:53,172 --> 01:56:56,642
to bequeath same to my cat,
Arthur III."
2381
01:56:59,044 --> 01:57:02,147
"However, it occurs to me that
Arthur doesn't know the stock
2382
01:57:02,181 --> 01:57:05,284
"and would probably
lose all the boy scout business,
2383
01:57:05,317 --> 01:57:08,988
"Disliking boys as he does.
2384
01:57:09,021 --> 01:57:10,255
"It becomes necessary,
therefore,
2385
01:57:10,289 --> 01:57:12,658
"To saddle someone
with this store
2386
01:57:12,692 --> 01:57:16,161
"Who can run it
better than a cat.
2387
01:57:16,195 --> 01:57:18,297
"Although you are
somewhat pigheaded, Lem,
2388
01:57:18,330 --> 01:57:21,033
"You have the most wonderful
wife in the world,
2389
01:57:21,066 --> 01:57:24,937
"and she should make up
for your shortcomings.
2390
01:57:24,970 --> 01:57:27,039
"This store is yours, Vida,
2391
01:57:27,072 --> 01:57:28,941
"And yours, Lem.
2392
01:57:28,974 --> 01:57:30,309
"God bless you.
2393
01:57:30,342 --> 01:57:33,478
And don't give Arthur milk.
He hates it."
2394
01:57:37,349 --> 01:57:39,752
Well.
2395
01:57:39,785 --> 01:57:41,954
There are some papers
2396
01:57:41,987 --> 01:57:43,756
that have to be signed
before witnesses.
2397
01:57:43,789 --> 01:57:46,058
Could you two come
to my office in the morning?
2398
01:57:46,091 --> 01:57:48,060
Yes, yes, we can.
2399
01:57:48,093 --> 01:57:51,063
He sure thought
the world of you two.
2400
01:57:53,098 --> 01:57:54,800
Good night, Vida.
2401
01:57:54,834 --> 01:57:56,702
Good night, Lem.
2402
01:57:56,736 --> 01:57:57,770
Thank you, Leo.
2403
01:57:57,803 --> 01:57:58,971
Good night, Leo.
2404
01:57:59,004 --> 01:58:00,072
Give my best
to mary and the kids.
2405
01:58:00,105 --> 01:58:02,107
I will.
2406
01:58:04,644 --> 01:58:06,045
Oh, Lem.
2407
01:58:07,647 --> 01:58:09,214
Well, all I have to do now
2408
01:58:09,248 --> 01:58:12,084
is run the store
better than a cat.
2409
01:58:15,788 --> 01:58:18,190
Well, better start home.
2410
01:58:18,223 --> 01:58:20,359
Yeah.
2411
01:58:20,392 --> 01:58:21,360
Oh.
2412
01:58:25,798 --> 01:58:28,000
Now, what's the matter, Lem?
2413
01:58:28,033 --> 01:58:29,769
It's nothing.
I, uh... I, uh...
2414
01:58:29,802 --> 01:58:33,105
I just felt a little tired
all of a sudden.
2415
01:58:33,138 --> 01:58:35,240
I'm all right now.
2416
01:58:35,274 --> 01:58:36,709
I think I'm gonna give
Whitey a call
2417
01:58:36,742 --> 01:58:38,143
first thing
in the morning.
2418
01:58:38,177 --> 01:58:39,244
You're going to do
nothing of the sort, Vida.
2419
01:58:39,278 --> 01:58:40,412
There's nothing wrong with me.
2420
01:58:40,445 --> 01:58:41,747
Yes, there is.
2421
01:58:41,781 --> 01:58:43,215
I tell you, there isn't.
2422
01:58:43,248 --> 01:58:46,151
You're pigheaded,
just like John said you were.
2423
01:58:46,185 --> 01:58:48,120
Whitey calls me a mule.
2424
01:58:48,153 --> 01:58:51,156
I think I like that better.
2425
01:59:04,469 --> 01:59:07,139
Well, Nora,
what does it say?
2426
01:59:07,172 --> 01:59:10,209
It says you're
an impossible patient.
2427
01:59:10,242 --> 01:59:12,411
Is it a secret
or something?
2428
01:59:12,444 --> 01:59:14,146
What does it say?
2429
01:59:14,179 --> 01:59:15,180
You wouldn't understand it.
2430
01:59:15,214 --> 01:59:17,850
It's in code...
medical not morse.
2431
01:59:21,921 --> 01:59:24,056
Well, why don't
you say it, Whitey?
2432
01:59:24,089 --> 01:59:26,225
The heart, huh?
2433
01:59:26,258 --> 01:59:29,228
Is it bad?
2434
01:59:29,261 --> 01:59:31,430
Whitey, answer me.
Is it bad?
2435
01:59:31,463 --> 01:59:34,166
Lem, I'd say
your heart will last
2436
01:59:34,199 --> 01:59:36,068
as long as you live.
2437
01:59:36,101 --> 01:59:37,302
Well, that's not
very funny.
2438
01:59:37,336 --> 01:59:39,271
Well, it wasn't meant
to be funny.
2439
01:59:39,304 --> 01:59:41,173
You're not as young
as you were.
2440
01:59:41,206 --> 01:59:44,276
Well, that's a great
medical observation.
2441
01:59:44,309 --> 01:59:46,278
Lem, these are supposed
to be the cautious years.
2442
01:59:46,311 --> 01:59:47,780
If you don't stop
overdoing it,
2443
01:59:47,813 --> 01:59:49,749
the next time
might be real trouble.
2444
01:59:49,782 --> 01:59:51,851
All right,
first chance I get I'll...
2445
01:59:51,884 --> 01:59:54,186
vi, what is that?
2446
01:59:54,219 --> 01:59:56,221
Milk toast.
2447
01:59:56,255 --> 01:59:59,158
All right, Whitey,
I'll make a deal with you.
2448
01:59:59,191 --> 02:00:00,425
I'll try to slow down,
2449
02:00:00,459 --> 02:00:03,095
but I'm not going
to eat milk toast yet.
2450
02:00:03,128 --> 02:00:04,864
Slowing down
isn't good enough.
2451
02:00:04,897 --> 02:00:06,331
You need a complete rest.
2452
02:00:06,365 --> 02:00:08,367
Whitey, how can I rest now?
2453
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:10,469
Who's gonna finish building
the camp out at the lake?
2454
02:00:10,502 --> 02:00:12,104
Who's gonna get
the free lumber?
2455
02:00:12,137 --> 02:00:13,338
And who's gonna get
the free labor?
2456
02:00:13,372 --> 02:00:15,240
Will you both
stop "Lemming" me?
2457
02:00:15,274 --> 02:00:17,209
Who's gonna see
that everything's ready
2458
02:00:17,242 --> 02:00:18,310
for dedication day?
2459
02:00:18,343 --> 02:00:20,345
Who's gonna coordinate
all the activities and who...
2460
02:00:20,379 --> 02:00:22,347
Lem, the troop committee
will handle all that.
2461
02:00:22,381 --> 02:00:24,850
Oh, the troop committee.
They'll gum everything up.
2462
02:00:24,884 --> 02:00:27,186
No, no, I've got to get out
there and take charge.
2463
02:00:27,219 --> 02:00:29,354
You're going to stay
right where you are.
2464
02:00:29,388 --> 02:00:31,156
Lem, you're missing
the point.
2465
02:00:31,190 --> 02:00:33,392
You're through taking charge.
2466
02:00:33,425 --> 02:00:34,827
Says you.
2467
02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:37,362
No, Lem.
2468
02:00:37,396 --> 02:00:38,530
Says the troop committee.
2469
02:00:38,563 --> 02:00:40,299
The troop committee!
Now, what...
2470
02:00:40,332 --> 02:00:42,768
Lem, please.
2471
02:00:42,802 --> 02:00:46,138
Be quiet and listen to him.
2472
02:00:48,340 --> 02:00:50,342
We all knew how you
were pushing yourself
2473
02:00:50,375 --> 02:00:52,778
With those...
those pep pills
2474
02:00:52,812 --> 02:00:54,513
And those patent medicines.
2475
02:00:54,546 --> 02:00:57,345
You'd never quit
on your own,
2476
02:00:57,548 --> 02:00:58,918
so we had to make
the decision.
2477
02:01:02,287 --> 02:01:03,823
Whitey, what are you
trying to say?
2478
02:01:03,856 --> 02:01:08,360
Lem, I've already said it.
2479
02:01:08,393 --> 02:01:11,263
You've got to give up
the scouts.
2480
02:01:14,266 --> 02:01:15,500
We voted on it a month ago,
2481
02:01:15,534 --> 02:01:17,502
But, well, nobody
had the nerve to tell you,
2482
02:01:17,536 --> 02:01:19,171
including me.
2483
02:01:21,907 --> 02:01:23,308
Kicked out.
2484
02:01:25,444 --> 02:01:27,312
After 20 years, kicked out.
2485
02:01:27,346 --> 02:01:30,015
Honestly, Lem, they're only
doing it for your own good.
2486
02:01:30,049 --> 02:01:32,284
And nobody's trying
to kick you out.
2487
02:01:32,317 --> 02:01:33,485
Of course not.
2488
02:01:33,518 --> 02:01:35,287
You'll still be
a part of the troop.
2489
02:01:35,320 --> 02:01:38,190
We'll always need
your advice and experience.
2490
02:01:38,223 --> 02:01:41,026
It's just that you won't
have to do anything.
2491
02:01:41,060 --> 02:01:44,296
You make me sound
like I'm 102.
2492
02:01:44,329 --> 02:01:46,298
Who are you going
to get to take over?
2493
02:01:46,331 --> 02:01:48,500
Joe Pickens maybe.
2494
02:01:48,533 --> 02:01:50,602
Joe Pickens from troop 1?
2495
02:01:50,635 --> 02:01:51,904
Well, he's willing.
2496
02:01:51,937 --> 02:01:53,272
He's just a kid.
2497
02:01:53,305 --> 02:01:56,275
Lem, he's Whitey's age.
2498
02:01:56,308 --> 02:01:58,043
Oh.
2499
02:01:58,077 --> 02:02:01,546
Well, he's still 13 1/2
in my book.
2500
02:02:01,580 --> 02:02:04,917
Lem, the troop committee
voted on something else.
2501
02:02:04,950 --> 02:02:06,852
As a special tribute to you,
2502
02:02:06,886 --> 02:02:09,922
We're gonna create the title
scoutmaster emeritus.
2503
02:02:09,955 --> 02:02:13,525
Of course, joe did make
eagle scout, didn't he?
2504
02:02:15,327 --> 02:02:16,929
Scoutmaster what?
2505
02:02:16,962 --> 02:02:18,630
Emeritus.
2506
02:02:18,663 --> 02:02:21,333
That's not in the manual.
2507
02:02:21,366 --> 02:02:24,369
Lem, when did your troop
do everything by the manual?
2508
02:02:27,106 --> 02:02:29,308
Let's go, dear.
2509
02:02:29,341 --> 02:02:30,509
Go where?
2510
02:02:30,542 --> 02:02:33,012
Other patients,
sick ones.
2511
02:02:33,045 --> 02:02:34,279
Good-Bye, Lem.
2512
02:02:34,313 --> 02:02:35,881
We'll be over
after dinner, Vida.
2513
02:02:35,915 --> 02:02:37,449
And keep him from swinging
on the chandelier,
2514
02:02:37,482 --> 02:02:38,483
if you can manage.
2515
02:02:38,517 --> 02:02:39,584
I'll try.
2516
02:02:39,618 --> 02:02:40,986
- Good-Bye, Lem.
- Good-Bye, dear.
2517
02:02:41,020 --> 02:02:43,022
- Good-Bye.
- Thank you.
2518
02:02:54,566 --> 02:02:58,904
Vi, just what does
emeritus mean?
2519
02:02:58,938 --> 02:03:01,506
It means you keep
the title of scoutmaster
2520
02:03:01,540 --> 02:03:04,076
as a deserved honor.
2521
02:03:04,109 --> 02:03:06,545
And sit here in my big
overstuffed armchair
2522
02:03:06,578 --> 02:03:09,048
while nothing happens
out at the camp.
2523
02:03:09,081 --> 02:03:11,516
The roof isn't even on the cabin
for dedication day.
2524
02:03:11,550 --> 02:03:13,986
- Lem.
- They...
2525
02:03:14,019 --> 02:03:16,621
okay.
2526
02:03:16,655 --> 02:03:19,291
A deserved honor, huh?
2527
02:03:19,324 --> 02:03:22,327
And they mean it.
2528
02:03:22,361 --> 02:03:24,396
Scoutmaster emeritus.
2529
02:03:26,398 --> 02:03:29,668
That doesn't, uh,
sound too bad, does it?
2530
02:03:33,338 --> 02:03:35,340
Oh, vi.
2531
02:03:37,109 --> 02:03:39,544
Lem, it's almost 1:00.
2532
02:03:39,578 --> 02:03:41,113
Hi, Lem, you ready?
2533
02:03:41,146 --> 02:03:42,114
Yes, we're ready.
2534
02:03:42,147 --> 02:03:44,316
Ten-Hut!
2535
02:03:44,349 --> 02:03:46,551
Hey, what's this?
2536
02:03:49,588 --> 02:03:55,427
Â™ª
2537
02:03:55,460 --> 02:03:57,029
Hello, dear.
2538
02:03:57,062 --> 02:03:59,031
- Oh, Vida, you look lovely.
- Oh, thank you.
2539
02:03:59,064 --> 02:04:00,065
Let's not overdo it,
huh, fellas?
2540
02:04:00,099 --> 02:04:01,466
How are you, Lem?
2541
02:04:01,500 --> 02:04:03,102
Well, I'm healthy enough
to get myself into a car
2542
02:04:03,135 --> 02:04:04,303
without an honor guard.
2543
02:04:04,336 --> 02:04:06,638
The dedication committee
thought it would look better.
2544
02:04:06,671 --> 02:04:08,540
Yeah, some dedication.
2545
02:04:08,573 --> 02:04:10,542
You'd think at least
one of the old scouts
2546
02:04:10,575 --> 02:04:11,977
would have showed up.
2547
02:04:12,011 --> 02:04:13,112
Well, maybe they will, dear.
2548
02:04:13,145 --> 02:04:14,479
Well, if they'd been in town,
2549
02:04:14,513 --> 02:04:17,549
They would have phoned,
wouldn't they?
2550
02:04:17,582 --> 02:04:19,384
I'll bet
the dedication committee
2551
02:04:19,418 --> 02:04:20,385
didn't even
write them a letter.
2552
02:04:20,419 --> 02:04:23,055
Oh, we wrote them, Lem.
Every one of them.
2553
02:04:23,088 --> 02:04:25,991
Well, probably forgot
to put in the date.
2554
02:04:31,430 --> 02:04:33,165
Â™ª
2555
02:04:36,468 --> 02:04:39,204
Excuse me, Lem.
I got to get over there.
2556
02:04:42,241 --> 02:04:50,382
Â™ª
2557
02:05:01,160 --> 02:05:02,127
Good lord.
2558
02:05:02,161 --> 02:05:04,629
Vi, what is it?
2559
02:05:06,631 --> 02:05:09,134
It's Lem Siddons day.
2560
02:05:09,168 --> 02:05:10,535
I just can't believe it.
2561
02:05:10,569 --> 02:05:13,309
Â™ª
2562
02:05:26,085 --> 02:05:27,119
Vida, look.
2563
02:05:27,152 --> 02:05:28,253
They're here,
2564
02:05:28,287 --> 02:05:30,122
All the guys
from the old troop.
2565
02:05:30,155 --> 02:05:31,423
Hi, fellas!
2566
02:05:33,825 --> 02:05:36,128
There's Quong.
Hi, Quong.
2567
02:05:36,161 --> 02:05:37,129
And Beefy.
2568
02:05:37,162 --> 02:05:40,132
Â™ª
2569
02:05:40,165 --> 02:05:42,201
Hi, Beefy.
Hi, guys.
2570
02:05:42,234 --> 02:05:44,870
Â™ª
2571
02:06:10,329 --> 02:06:11,630
Vida, it's the governor.
2572
02:06:11,663 --> 02:06:13,298
Hi, Lem.
2573
02:06:13,332 --> 02:06:15,667
Hello, Hoodoo.
2574
02:06:15,700 --> 02:06:17,702
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
2575
02:06:17,736 --> 02:06:19,571
- Vida.
- Hello, dear.
2576
02:06:19,604 --> 02:06:20,839
- Whitey, Nora.
- Hi, governor.
2577
02:06:20,872 --> 02:06:23,475
Had to call off a session of
the legislature, but I made it.
2578
02:06:23,508 --> 02:06:24,609
Good.
2579
02:06:24,643 --> 02:06:26,145
I'll see you
out at the lake, Lem.
2580
02:06:26,178 --> 02:06:27,712
Yes.
2581
02:06:59,211 --> 02:07:02,147
- Congratulations, Lem.
- Thank you.
2582
02:07:02,181 --> 02:07:03,748
Thank you for coming,
Mrs. Seibert.
2583
02:07:03,782 --> 02:07:06,618
Oh, I wouldn't have missed it
for the world.
2584
02:07:06,651 --> 02:07:08,787
Hi, Mrs. Seibert.
2585
02:07:13,225 --> 02:07:15,227
Nice to see you again,
governor.
2586
02:07:15,260 --> 02:07:17,562
- Hoodoo.
- Hoodoo.
2587
02:07:17,596 --> 02:07:18,830
Hello, dear.
2588
02:07:18,863 --> 02:07:23,202
May I have your attention?
2589
02:07:23,235 --> 02:07:24,603
Can you hear me back there?
2590
02:07:24,636 --> 02:07:26,938
Loud and clear, governor!
2591
02:07:26,971 --> 02:07:28,940
Now, Lem, is gonna
cut the tape, friends.
2592
02:07:28,973 --> 02:07:30,942
We'll march
across the bridge,
2593
02:07:30,975 --> 02:07:32,277
inspect the camp,
2594
02:07:32,311 --> 02:07:33,678
And have the
dedication ceremonies.
2595
02:07:33,712 --> 02:07:35,647
But before all of that,
there's one ceremony
2596
02:07:35,680 --> 02:07:37,916
that's been waiting
20 years,
2597
02:07:37,949 --> 02:07:39,551
And it can't wait
any longer.
2598
02:07:39,584 --> 02:07:41,820
You remember
when we were kids,
2599
02:07:41,853 --> 02:07:43,054
We used to get a kick
out of that big book
2600
02:07:43,087 --> 02:07:46,391
rhat Lem used to lug around,
the one with the funny title...
2601
02:07:46,425 --> 02:07:48,393
jurisprudentia legis.
2602
02:07:48,427 --> 02:07:50,695
Did you ever finish it, Lem?
2603
02:07:52,231 --> 02:07:54,933
We'd ask him what it was for,
and Lem would say,
2604
02:07:54,966 --> 02:07:57,269
"That's so I can be
a lawyer someday."
2605
02:07:57,302 --> 02:08:01,806
Well, because of all the time
that Lem gave to all of us,
2606
02:08:01,840 --> 02:08:04,676
That "someday" had to be
postponed indefinitely,
2607
02:08:04,709 --> 02:08:06,878
But not forever.
2608
02:08:11,916 --> 02:08:13,652
And now, by the authority
vested in me
2609
02:08:13,685 --> 02:08:16,821
through the state regents
and the university,
2610
02:08:16,855 --> 02:08:18,990
I hereby confer on you,
Lemuel Siddons,
2611
02:08:19,023 --> 02:08:21,826
The honorary degree,
doctor of laws.
2612
02:08:27,966 --> 02:08:31,144
Â™ª
2613
02:08:36,275 --> 02:08:38,710
Okay, counselor,
you're on.
2614
02:08:50,889 --> 02:08:53,024
There are so many things
I'd like to say,
2615
02:08:53,057 --> 02:08:54,926
But it's...
2616
02:08:54,959 --> 02:08:58,463
it's a little hard
to talk right now.
2617
02:08:58,497 --> 02:09:02,434
All I can say is thank you...
2618
02:09:02,467 --> 02:09:04,969
for everything.
2619
02:09:05,003 --> 02:09:08,006
I want to thank you, Hoodoo,
2620
02:09:08,039 --> 02:09:10,241
And, Whitey...
2621
02:09:12,511 --> 02:09:15,747
and, Quong,
2622
02:09:15,780 --> 02:09:18,317
And, Beefy,
2623
02:09:18,350 --> 02:09:21,486
And, Frankie,
and, Mickey.
2624
02:09:21,520 --> 02:09:26,024
All the guys
down through the years.
2625
02:09:26,057 --> 02:09:28,893
And I want to thank my wife.
2626
02:09:31,330 --> 02:09:33,365
All of you who've made my life
2627
02:09:33,398 --> 02:09:37,836
the happiest life
a man could have.
2628
02:09:37,869 --> 02:09:40,372
And, Mrs. Seibert,
2629
02:09:40,405 --> 02:09:42,807
a very special thanks to you
2630
02:09:42,841 --> 02:09:47,446
For making all this possible.
2631
02:09:47,479 --> 02:09:51,082
Well, I, uh...
I guess that's all.
2632
02:09:54,118 --> 02:10:00,792
Â™ª
2633
02:10:00,825 --> 02:10:02,894
These were made special, Lem.
2634
02:10:02,927 --> 02:10:06,331
Well, all I can say
is they ought to do the job.
2635
02:10:18,009 --> 02:10:20,445
Well, what do I say now?
2636
02:10:20,479 --> 02:10:23,114
What you always say, dear.
2637
02:10:23,147 --> 02:10:26,485
Oh.
2638
02:10:26,518 --> 02:10:30,555
All right, guys,
now let's shape it up in there.
2639
02:10:30,589 --> 02:10:32,090
Fall in
2640
02:10:32,123 --> 02:10:33,958
And follow me, boys.
2641
02:10:37,429 --> 02:10:41,099
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2642
02:10:41,132 --> 02:10:43,502
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
2643
02:10:43,535 --> 02:10:45,103
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
2644
02:10:45,136 --> 02:10:48,807
Â™ª and follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2645
02:10:48,840 --> 02:10:50,975
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
2646
02:10:51,009 --> 02:10:52,143
Â™ª and follow me
2647
02:10:52,176 --> 02:10:53,978
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
2648
02:10:54,012 --> 02:10:55,113
Â™ª pick them up
2649
02:10:55,146 --> 02:10:57,048
Â™ª there's a job to do
2650
02:10:57,081 --> 02:10:59,017
Â™ª there's a fight to win
2651
02:10:59,050 --> 02:11:02,854
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2652
02:11:02,887 --> 02:11:04,589
Â™ª and it won't be done
2653
02:11:04,623 --> 02:11:06,891
Â™ª till we all pitch in
2654
02:11:06,925 --> 02:11:11,463
Â™ª lift your chin with a grin
and follow me â™ª
2655
02:11:11,496 --> 02:11:14,799
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2656
02:11:14,833 --> 02:11:16,768
Â™ª when you think
you're really beat â™ª
2657
02:11:16,801 --> 02:11:18,803
Â™ª that's the time
to lift your feet â™ª
2658
02:11:18,837 --> 02:11:22,140
Â™ª and follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
2659
02:11:22,173 --> 02:11:24,476
Â™ª pick them up,
put them down â™ª
2660
02:11:24,509 --> 02:11:26,478
Â™ª and follow me
2661
02:11:26,511 --> 02:11:31,015
Â™ª follow me, boys,
follow me â™ª
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