Tourist Trapper

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subject TOURIST TRAPPER appears as a vintage semi-faded postcard is normally harmless when kept in a building below specific dimensions. If it resembles the colors in the first image, it is safe. If it fades to the lower colors, REMOVE IMMEDIATELY!
Buildings under subject's effect have appeared to "metastatize" in terms described as "archetectural cancer" with little apparent thought for utility, accessibility or physics. While effects appear to mostly-subside after removal, there are "recurrent metastatizations" that MUST BE MONITORED FOR A MINIMUM OF A MONTH AFTERWARDS, and anomalies produced thereafter recorded.
It cannot be conclusively contained due to entering the mailing system roughly bi-monthly by use of [REDACTED], though it may be tracked, and it is kept in a state of quasi-containment. While removal efforts have been done before a necessity for drastic measures, it is hypothesized that if kept unchecked, this item's effects could result in a [TERMINAL 7] scenario, so the vitality of monitoring it CANNOT BE UNDER-ESTIMATED!
Proxy-Ally from Timeline SMIRNOV-NECROFEUDAL [See Document: TIMELINES AND YOU for further information] known as "Ivan Ivanovich" has an understanding of the origins of this instrument. 
Supposedly it was from an amusement designed by an amateur engineer for the purpose of creating an equivalent to the "Winchester House" utilizing forteanae and a condemned structure. While it was able to be kept "under control" within its own environs, attempts at devices to "bring the weirdness home" lacked the ability to be controlled as such, and thusly prototypes were abandoned.
Unfortunately, one of such features of the prototype involved "Automatic mailing," and by virtue of first contact for the transfer of that timeline in 200[REDACTED], it came to us. Despite this and other issues such as [REDACTED], we feel still that the gain of such contact far outweighs the flaws...
== Author Commentary ==
THE G.U.F.F. IS BACK BAYBEE! And this introduces yet more aspects of the mythology!
And, for the record, there's a reason that timeline's representative "shares" a name with the codename for the Soviet spaceflight test dummy...
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