Clown Depicted

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT: CLOWN DEPICTED is a series of anomalous "grafitti" that appears on urban walls, at first appearing in the form of a singular; crudely "drawn" image of a jester-clown figure juggling three orbs. Said image has been described as "deeply creepy" and "a horrid spectre of coulourophobia" by antecdotal witnesses, and given the nicknames "Arley," "Ol Paccino" and "The Laughing Man". 
Over time, the art then expands to depict more figures and a broader scene; different each time, but all broadly related to a theme of carnivals/circuses/fairs, and at a similar level of detail. This expansion seems to occur at times of low human perception, but witnesses have described the motion of such expansion as "writhing" and "chewing." 
This expansion occurs for approximately ten to thirty days, at varying scales and speeds ranging from singular walls to entire city blocks, until it vanishes. As it vanishes, all of certain objects within a five mile radius of the manifestation also vanish. These objects have been different within each manifestation, but have include
* Balloons
* Clock and clockwork mechanisms
* Cans of assorted nuts (Leaving behind any contained nuts)
* Springs
* Human teeth 
* Bicycle horns
* Rubber chickens
* Gunpowder
* Canvas
* Makeup products
This phenomenon is unremovable by the use of conventional grafitti removal methods, and anomalous ones have resulted in [REDACTED] and are disallowed from use until further notice. 
Any association with SUBJECT: WORLD'S END CARNIVAL is unconfirmed at this time
== Author Commentary ==
So, inspired by a very specific sprite of Ronald McDonald, I decided to draw a similarly horrible picture of a clown. And then I decided to make it into a G.U.F.F. pic. 
But, I was wondering what to do with it to avoid the cliches associated with "creepy" clowns, so that's why I tried to be a bit more subtle with the creepy elements, leaving it mostly benign but ominous and tied-to-lore enough to make one wonder...
As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this abhorrent clown painting is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
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