Slow

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: It was a 1-0 vote. SpongeBob and Amaya, you’re up for eviction!
SpongeBob: Noooooooo!
Amaya: It’s okay we both already won plus we’re married and rich.
Granite: Everybody else please vote.
(Everybody votes)
Granite: Alright the results are in. It was a 6-4 vote. Amaya I’m sorry but you’ve been evicted!
Amaya: That’s okay. More time with the kids.
SpongeBob: See you later babe!
Granite: I’m so confused-
Steve: Just roll with it.
Granite: Okay.
(Amaya walks out onto the stage, cut to the challenge room)
Granite: So I’m very lazy and uh *currently being watched* so your guys challenge is to create a challenge for me to have everybody compete in the next round!
Steve: What do you mean you’re being watched?
Granite: (smiling uncomfortably clearly staring at a camera off screen) I mean you should really shut the hell up Steve!
Steve: OH. Fine.
Granite: Anyways guys, get going. Once you have your idea, come and tell me and I’ll rate it out of ten. Then go sit on the bench. Whoever has the best score wins!
(Cut to Sully and Noseward)
Sully: You yelled at me a lot last episode.
Noseward: Yeah because you were being an absolute dumbass.
Sully: It kind of hurt my feelings.
Noseward: Oh, I’m sorry.
Sully: Nah I’m just messing with you. What should our challenge be?
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Sully and Noseward: RAP BATTLE!
(Sully and Noseward run up to Granite)
Sully: Our submission for a challenge is a RAP BATTLE.
Noseward: The most epic thing you’ve ever experienced.
Sully: Prepare to have your minds BLOWN.
Granite: 3 out of 10.
Sully: What?
Noseward: Yeah excuse me what?
Granite: Go sit on the bench.
Sully: (to Noseward) wow, what’s gotten into Granite? He’s turned into such a jerk lately.
Noseward: No clue. He’s been acting quite strangely though. 
(SpongeBob walks up to Granite)
SpongeBob: So for my idea, we go back to that odd dimension Steve found and just make something there.
Granite: 1 out of 10, that isn’t a challenge and I can’t give you a 0 for some reason. 
(Cut to Hoopla and Girly Teengirl)
Hoopla: What is the challenge is who can yell the loudest?
Girly Teengirl: Uhhh I don’t know if that’s safe.
(Hoopla walks up to Granite)
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Granite: 1 out of 10 I have no clue what that was supposed to be.
(Bob Ross and Monty come up with a challenge)
Bob Ross: Painting!
Granite: Already done so many times. That’s gonna be a 2 out of 10.
Bob Ross: Darn!
Granite: Guys we’re four submissions in and the highest score is a THREE.
Steve: That’s sad y’all. It hurts my little heart.
(Cut to Mama Krabs and Boxy)
Boxy: *literally just falls over*
Mama Krabs: We’re using that.
(Mama Krabs picks up Boxy and they walk to Granite)
Boxy: *once again literally just falls over*
Granite: 10 out of 10 OMG!
Steve: Granite this seems a little bias-
Granite: Steve shut up!
(Vanessa walks up)
Vanessa: So my challenge is kind of not finished but it involves a vacuum cleaner.
Granite: 4 out of 10 because I enjoy vacuum cleaners. 
Vanessa: Fine.
Keanu Reeves: Well mine is far better. Basically, you travel through time and find historical figures for a history repo-
Granite: Isn’t this the plot to one of your movies?
Keanu: Dammit I thought I would get away with this.
Granite: 11 out of 10 purely because I love that movie. Which means Keanu wins!
Steve: This is unfair
Granite: *looks around nervously* Steve, he's watching me.
Steve: Who is this guy you keep going on about?
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Keanu: I nominated Boxy the Box and Mama Krabs because that’s a serious power duo that needs to be split up. And uhhh let’s see… Hoopla and Girly Teengirl just for variety. 
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Granite: Well guys, you go vote for one of these two duos to be up for eviction next episode!
(Cut to a dark lit prison cell)
Voice: It’s all going according to plan. Mwuahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Jail Guard: Please stop talking to yourself it’s making everybody feel really nervous. 
Voice: No! Mwuhahahahahaha!
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