Kirby Says Pussy

Kirby: Pussy!
Zelda: Kirby! Who taught you that word!?
Fox: Did Kirby just say what I think he just said?
Dark Pit: Yeah, I thought I needed to get my eyes checked, too. Nope. Classy bastard said pussy.
Kirby: Pussy!
Zelda: Kirby! Stop that!
Simon: Why should he? It's a synonym for cat.
Mewtwo: I regret looking at this chat every time I log on.
Dark Pit: Wow, even the hermits are coming out to play.
Zelda: It doesn't matter! We need to stop this!
Kirby: Pussy!
Zelda: Kirby!!
Simon: Why does he keep referring to his cat?
Zelda: That's not...
Zelda: Nevermind. The point is we need to stop this now!
Dark Pit: Why? There's nothing wrong with it. Kirby just wants some pussy.
Zelda: Dark Pit, I will end you!
Fox: She broke out the italics for that one. She's serious.
Kirby: Pussy!
King Dedede: Huh. Never thought I'd see the day.
Meta Knight: Don't you remember that time Kirby learned a new word from Marx? Getting some deja vu.
King Dedede: Don't say that name in my house.
Meta Knight: My apologies.
Kirby: Fuck!
Meta Knight: There's the word.
Wario: This chat has more filth than usual. Reading it makes me want to take a bath and cleanse myself of all the filth I just read.
Wolf: You should. You stink.
Luminary: Who or what ruined Kirby?
Kirby: Pussy!
Luminary: ...
Luminary: I am not accepting that as an answer.
Mewtwo: Why did they think a chatroom for everyone was a good idea?
Shantae: What's going on here?
Wolf: Kirby learned a new word and wants to show it off. Scroll up.
Shantae: He did!? Awww that's so cute!
Shantae: ...oh
Zelda: "Oh" is right! Who corrupted him!?
Rick: He hasn't been the same since the battle with 02.
Rick: Coo I see you typing. I know that joke was tasteless. Sorry.
Shantae: That wasn't the word I thought he knew...
Fox: He's full of surprises.
Rick: Just like Magolor.
Coo: For god's sake...
Kirby: Pusy!
Dark Pit: Oh look, he spelled it wrong that time.
Palutena: Bold words for someone who has to think for a solid minute on how to spell "magician".
Dark Pit: Fuck off, the commander of your army can't even read.
Pit: Hey, I heard that! You be nice to Lady Palutena!
Dark Pit: The only reason you heard that is because you have text to voice mode active.
Pit: I...
Pit: Shush!
Wolf: The prosecution rests.
Rarity: Hey, has anyone seen Opal? The little darling has run off...
Kirby: Pussy!
Rarity: Umm... yeah I guess you could call her a pussy...
Zelda: Stop encouraging him!
Wolf: No, do. It's funner that way.
Pit: I don't get it...
Bayonetta: You'll understand when you're older, darling. And hopefully Simon too.
Richter: I swear to God, Bayo...
Bayonetta: What? What is it? Do you want to learn too, Richter?
Richter: Don't be surprised if you spontaneously burst in flames tonight.
Bayonetta: I'm used to the heat. I can take it.
Rarity: Uh, I still need to know where Opal is...
Kirby: Pussy!
Ridley: Better use protection.
Zelda: Oh my fuck
Wolf: Now Zelda, watch your language. We have young, impressionable children that use this chat.
Simon: Such profanity should be avoided, yes. The space wolf has a point.
Rarity: I got it!
Rarity: Kirby is playing with my pussy!
Zelda: OH MY FUCK
Dark Pit: Nice.
Ridley: Nice.
Wolf: Nice.
Rarity: Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I meant Opal! Kirby is playing with Opal.
Simon: Do those not mean the same thing? Opal is a cat, after all.
Bayonetta: No.
Simon: May I have an explanation?
Bayonetta: Stop by my room later. I'll give you the definition.
Richter: Like fuck you will!
Kirby: Opal!
Zelda: That's better... thank you...
Pearl: Pussy!
Zelda: FUCK
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"Are you sure you should be doing this?" Brittany asked. "It doesn't seem like they're having a fun time..."
"I am, and that's what matters!" Belle said, as she kept typing on her SmashPad which was connected to Pearl's. The prank was simple: just pose as some of the younger fighters and make them say bad words over and over. "How are we doing over there, Brooke?"
"Pearl says she's laughing so hard at everyone's reactions," Brooke said, reading her DMs with Pearl. Just messaging her was all the little scientist needed to connect Belle's SmashPad with hers. "...Even if she doesn't know what it means."
"I just know it's a bad word and shouldn't say it..." Brittany said. Brooke knew the word but never said it. Belle on the other hand cursed like a sailor, and with neither of her parents around she had no problem stilling her tongue. Much to Brittany's annoyance.
"Eh, she'll know in a year or two," Belle said. "With how many people are in this mansion, someone's BOUND to spill it."
"Heh... spill it..." Brooke chuckled.