Bowser's Castle

Bowser's Castle is a castle owned by Bowser, located in Space Sector 1337 of the currently known UnUniverse. It is located in North Hyrule, and the capital of the Bowser Empire. First drawn on paper in 1985, the plans for Bowser’s Castle was ”conceptualized” by a random farmer. The story goes that Bowser and his army stopped near his farm one day and pillaged it after he didn’t pay his monthly tax statements. Of all the stolen things, one particular item stood out to Bowser; a book, filled with pictures of a castle bustling with lights with his face enbricked in it with da biggest arsenal evar focused on Mario’s house. 
Bowser was infatuated with the idea and sent the book to his castle. Bowser then proceeded to pay back the farmer with a handsome reinbursement of OVER 9000 coins after this, and then sent Koopas to Space Sector 1337 to build the castle.
When construction finished in early 2010, Bowser's Castle held the world record for the most destructive arsenal held in a single fortification alone. Most of the weapons of Mass Destruction are in the dungeons, which haven’t really been used besides Bowser sometimes visiting to decorate his throne room. It has been rumoured that George W. Bush and The scratch cat are hiding in the weapon storage on the 3rd Floor. If seen, please report any sightings to Koopa Squadron -9.
==Floors==
The Gate to Bowser's Castle is guarded by numerous Koopas. It is a bridge going over a lava lake.
Bowser's Castle is separated into two areas: the Lower Castle and the Upper Castle.
=== Lower Castle ===
====1st Floor====
The 1st Floor is the main floor in Bowser's Castle. The lobby is a large, elegant ballroom with mainly black and red tone, which fits into the rest of Bowser's Castle. There are two elevators in this floor: One reserved for guests, which anyone can access. The other elevator is only for the staff and Koopas to use for their convenience. This elevator can access any floor in Bowser's Castle up to the 9th Floor, with the exception of the Basement.
As well as the lobby, there are also other significant rooms in the 1st Floor. There is a casino which any visitors to the castle may access. The casino is home to hundreds of gambling machines as well as pornographic magazines, depicting species of all types in the Unworld. Close to the casino, there is a Koopa Bar, where Koopas can socialize and have drinks. It is rumored that there is a secret entrance to the Basement from the bar. There is also a computer lab in the 1st Floor, which is the only room where you can access the internet.
==== Basement ====
The Basement is unlike other floors at Bowser's Castle. The basement is unknown to Bowser and most of his minions. It is rumored that the entrance is in a trapdoor at the Koopa Bar. The Basement has nothing but barren hallways and rooms. However, one significant item is the NEO Suit. It can fit anyone around 6 feet tall, and is said to hold unfathomable amounts of power, even enough to defeat Bowser. Very few know about the NEO Suit, but those who do may seek to obtain its powers.
====2nd Floor====
The 2nd Floor is mostly unaccessible to visitors, but contains some major rooms. What is accessible to visitors is the Comedy Club, which mostly tells bad dad jokes. Hidden from visitors is the Kitchen, which serves food to all of Bowser's Castle. There is also the prison, which houses trespassers to Bowser's Castle and other criminals in North Hyrule. Notable prisoners include Bowser's Wife & Spamton G. Spamton.
====3rd Floor====
the 3rd Floor is known to have an indoor water park inside. This water park contains slides, a wave pool, and a lazy river. Inside the water park is a store with many bowser merch. This can range from Bowser Fries to paintings of Bowser, which can cost around $600 a painting.
The 3rd Floor also has a portion that is unaccessible to guests. It has basic castle booby traps in the hallways, but is also home to the headquarters of the Bowser's Castle Police Department and the weapon storage. The weapon storage contains thousands of weapons, from many different time periods, and ranging in size and power. Bowser usually comes into this room before going out to kill Mario.
====4th Floor====
The 4th Floor is similar to the 2nd Floor, but has a few major differences. The 4th Floor has a movie theater, with a snack counter inside the lobby. The lobby also contains the elevator to all the other guest areas in Bowser's Castle. The Movie Theater always plays a movie 24/7, and the movie choice always randomizes. Coincidentally, the most common movie played is Osmosis Jones.
The 4th Floor is also home to the Hospital of Bowser's Castle. Hospital occupation is usually low, but can spike following raids of Bowser's Castle. Additonally, there is a courtroom above the BCPD Headquarters. There is a staircase that heads down to the Headquarters, then down to the Prison on the 2nd Floor.
====5th Floor====
The 5th Floor, unlike other floors at Bowser's Castle, is accessible to anyone. It contains a large arcade, which hosts hundreds of games. There's prizes for anyone who gets enough Bowser tokens. There is also a museum available on this floor. The museum mainly focuses on Koopa history, and the history of the Bowser Empire. There is also a nightclub named Klub Koopa. Here, anyone can dance around and have fun. There is a gym on this floor, which anyone can get fit by using the gym.
====6th Floor====
The 6th Floor is only available for staff of the castle only. This floor houses all of the Koopas that live and work at Bowser's Castle (With the exception of Higher ranking individuals). All of the living spaces are apartment-like buildings, with a living room, TVs, a bathroom, a bedroom, and a kitchen. This floor is also home to the Military Department, where the military can make their plans whenever the Bowser Empire is in a war.
====7th Floor====
The 7th Floor is the midway section between the 1st Floor and the Rooftop of Bowser's Castle. This floor has a balcony looking over the front gates to the Castle, and the lava pool under the bridge to Bowser's Castle. Bowser usually uses the balcony to make powerful, nazi speeches. The 7th Floor also has a bowling alley and a library reserved for Koopas only. The 7th Floor also has a science lab where Koopas can experiment with chemicals.
====8th Floor====
Also called Bowser Reef, The 8th Floor is entirely one giant aquarium separating the Lower Castle and the Upper Castle. The aquarium is home to thousands of exotic marine creatures across the Unworld. Visitors to the Aquarium will walk in glass tunnels, while looking at the Bowser Reef and its inhabitants. One notable Inhabitant is the Fortnite streamer, Plankton.
=== Upper Castle ===
====9th Floor====
The 9th Floor is the lowest floor in the Upper Castle. Like the 1st Floor, the 9th Floor has a large lobby with a statue of Bowser in the middle. This is the highest the Lower Castle Elevators can go to and where anyone can access the Upper Castle elevators, which goes up to the 14th Floor. 
The 9th Floor is home to the Bowser's Castle offices, where sleep deprived Koopas can work with the government at Bowser City. The 9th Floor also has an arena which is extremely flexible, which can also be called the Bowser Stadium. It can be used to host any sport in the UnUniverse. The Bowser Stadium has a recorded capacity of 80,000 People.
====10th Floor====
The 10th Floor is entirely reserved for the staff of Bowser's Castle. The 10th Floor has a massive greenhouse containing dozens of edible plants. These plants are usually transported to the Kitchen on the 2nd Floor once they are ripe. The 10th Floor has the maintenance room, which can control all the mechanics inside Bowser's Castle. The 10th Floor has an emergency exit if something goes wrong in Bowser's Castle. 
====11th Floor====
The 11th Floor is mainly used for Bowser's evil operations. The 11th Floor is mostly just booby traps, lava lakes, and is home to Metal Bowser. There is an execution room in the 11th Floor, where prisoners are killed from unusual methods. There is a missile launch platform, which contains weapons of Mass Destruction. This includes Nukes, which Bowser has hundreds of them. They are enough to destroy all life in the Unworld. The 11th Floor has a Restaurant, which is a cellar-like restaurant with expensive steaks costing over $100.
====12th Floor====
The 12th Floor is a floor that can be accessible to anyone. This floor includes a zoo, where animals are kept into cages. There is a skating rink, which anyone can skate over a vast frozen lake. There is another museum on this floor. This museum is an art museum with only pictures of Bowser.
====13th Floor====
The 13th Floor is the residence of high-ranking members of the Bowser Empire. They are large, luxurious apartment suites with private pools and lots of space. Here are some of the inhabitants of the 13th Floor of Bowser's Castle:
* Bowser
* Bowser Jr.
* The Koopalings
* Dry Bones
* King Boo
* Queen Boo
* Motos
* Evil Guy
* Wizardheimer
The 13th Floor is home to Bowser's Throne Room. This is where Bowser spends most of his time at. He usually thinks about his evil plans to Mario and the UnWorld. This is also a meeting space for elites at Bowser's Castle.
==== 14th Floor (Rooftop) ====
The 14th Floor is the top floor at Bowser's Castle, and is the highest point in all of Europe. This is an open-air space looking up to a black and red sky. The buildings are mostly made of brick. This is where Mario and Bowser usually fight.
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