Joronbung

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Joronbung is a large flesh construct, and first boss of The Island of Lost Minds. He uses mainly Melee, but also uses shadow magic.
==Abilities==
*http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20061009075528/wowwiki/images/thumb/a/af/Inv_hammer_04.png/32px-Inv_hammer_04.png Construct Smash - Smashes current aggro target for 32,000 - 42,000. Chance of applying a shadow DoT, causing 5,000 Shadow every 5 seconds for 50 seconds.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051006054354/wowwiki/images/thumb/2/2f/Ability_racial_cannibalize.png/32px-Ability_racial_cannibalize.png Flesh Chuck - Will ripe a piece of flesh off of his body, and chuck it at a random target, causing 50,000 damage.
*http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060923202438/wowwiki/images/thumb/a/a5/Spell_shadow_plaguecloud.png/32px-Spell_shadow_plaguecloud.png Emblaming Spew - Will spew embalming fluid all over the arena, if it hit a player, it deals 100,000 damage. Also leaves pools of fluid on the ground, dealing 2,000 damage every second if standing in it.
*http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060829083631/wowwiki/images/thumb/b/b4/Ability_criticalstrike.png/32px-Ability_criticalstrike.png Joronbung Crash - Joronbung will imbue himself with shadow energy, and will smash into the ground, causing 500,000 damage if hit, and causing void zones to appear, causing 5,000 a second damage if stood in it. (Hint: Run to outer edges of arena to avoid the crash)
==Preparation==
Joronbung is a raid enemy with the more used tactic of separation and group division. Using both these tactics can prevent you from being "emblamed"
==Tactics==
joronbung will begin the fight with a Construct Smash, have a cure for the DoT ready just in case. When Joronbung uses Flesh Chuck, he will remain stationary, simply run around the arena, and avoid the red markers, to avoid being hit. When he hit 50% he will use Joronbung Crash, run to the edge of the arena to avoid the damage. After the Joronbung Crash, he will use all his abilities more often, simply keep up with heals for the rest of the fight. He will use another Joronbung Crash if he is not downed in 1 minute after the first.
==Quotes==
Intro
*In... truders?
Initial Aggro
*Me... Defend the gates! You.... Not get past!
Killing a Player
*I... did something.
*I'll bring you to... Mostankim later.
*Ha ha ha.... *SNORT*
Construct Smash
*I WILL SMASH YOU!
*Me... ANGRY!
Flesh Chuck
*Ow.
*I will hit you, with me!
Embalming Spew
*BLUUUUUURRGHHH
Joronbung Crash
*Time for... pain.
*My own ability!
Death
*Ow... what happens now?
==Loot==
*Boots of the Imbecile
*Joronbung's Gloves
*Embalming Epaulets
*Brain Dead Sword
*Construct Mace
==Wealth==
Implementing currently. Estimated to be in high amounts of silver.
==Achievements==
*(Nice "Guardian") Defeat Joronbung.
*(Is That the Best You Had?) Defeat Joronbung on Master.
*(Disaster Avoided) No Player Dies From Joronbung Crash.
*(NO FLUID FOR YOU) Only 4 or fewer Player Were Hit by Emablming Spew.