A Toll for Tusk

A Toll for Tusk is the fifth episode of The SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant Show. The episode was aired on July 10th, 2024, and was written by KMJ.
== Transcript ==
‎[Scene begins Bikini Bottom]
(SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant are walking to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Gee, Papa Tarrant, I can't wait to see what Mr. Krabs has for us today!
Papa Tarrant: Aye, SpongeBob, I'm sure it'll be something exciting!
(They arrive at the Krusty Krab and find a mysterious letter on the door)
SpongeBob: What's this? (reads the letter) "Dear SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant, we need your help to save Poland. Meet us at the Chum Bucket. Signed, Andrzej Duda and Jarosław Kaczyński."
Papa Tarrant: Poland, you say? This sounds serious, SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: To the Chum Bucket!
[Cut to the Chum Bucket]
(SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant find Andrzej Duda and Jarosław Kaczyński waiting for them)
Andrzej Duda: SpongeBob, Papa Tarrant, thank goodness you're here! Donald Tusk is trying to rig the elections to sell Poland to the Germans!
Jarosław Kaczyński: We need your help to stop him!
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Duda and Mr. Kaczyński! We're on the case!
[Cut to Donald Tusk's Secret Lair]
(Donald Tusk is laughing maniacally as he fiddles with voting machines)
Donald Tusk: Soon, Poland will be mine to sell! Muahaha!
(SpongeBob, Papa Tarrant, Andrzej Duda, and Jarosław Kaczyński burst in)
Papa Tarrant: Not so fast, Tusk!
SpongeBob: We're here to stop your evil plan!
(Suddenly, a portal opens beneath them, and they are teleported)
[Cut to a randomass location in The Elder Scrolls II: Daggerfall]
(SpongeBob, Papa Tarrant, Andrzej Duda, and Jarosław Kaczyński find themselves in a medieval fantasy world)
Jarosław Kaczyński: Where are we?
Papa Tarrant: Looks like we've been teleported to Daggerfall!
(A dragon with Donald Tusk's face appears, roaring)
Dragon Tusk: You may have found me, but you'll never defeat me here!
Andrzej Duda: Everyone, prepare for battle!
(They fight Dragon Tusk in an epic battle, using various medieval weapons and spells)
SpongeBob: Take this, Tusk! (throws a jellyfish net at Dragon Tusk)
Papa Tarrant: And this! (swings a giant sword)
[Victory in Daggerfall]
(Dragon Tusk is defeated, and the group is teleported back to Donald Tusk's lair)
Donald Tusk: No! How could you defeat me?
(He pulls out a phone and makes a call)
Donald Tusk: Seven, I need you!
[Scene: Arrival of The Seven from The Boys]
(The Seven arrive, looking menacing)
Papa Tarrant: Oh no, it's The Seven!
Andrzej Duda: Don't worry, I've got this. (picks up a pile of cinderblocks)
(Andrzej Duda starts throwing cinderblocks at each member of The Seven, overpowering them easily)
Homelander: Ow! Stop that!
Queen Maeve: This isn't fair!
(The Seven are defeated, lying in a pile of cinderblocks)
SpongeBob: Wow, Mr. Duda, you're amazing!
Jarosław Kaczyński: Now let's deal with Tusk!
(Manbats swoop in and grab Donald Tusk, flying him away to Morrowind Castle)
Donald Tusk: Nooooooo!
[Cut to the Bikini Bottom]
(The group is back in Bikini Bottom, celebrating their victory)
SpongeBob: We did it! Poland is safe!
Papa Tarrant: Thanks to you, Andrzej Duda and Jarosław Kaczyński!
Andrzej Duda: And thanks to you, SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant!
Jarosław Kaczyński: Let's all cheer for our victory!
(Everyone cheers)
(SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant are back at the Krusty Krab, enjoying Krabby Patties)
SpongeBob: You know, Papa Tarrant, saving the world really works up an appetite!
Papa Tarrant: Aye, and these Krabby Patties hit the spot!
SpongeBob and Papa Tarrant: Hahahaha!
[The reason why the episode is short and kid-friednly, Donald Tusk stole all of our budget money, help]
[End of episode]
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