Peter's Marriage

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Peter's Marriage was a celebration of love and Metallica. Attended by most Poliners, a guy who looked like Adam Carter, various Noonans, and Mini Horse, the ceremony took place in a pewless church where Eva Howell could not avoid Catholics. Most in attendance missed the kiss, and it had to be redone, which sort of makes them double-married, a first for this world. When the wedding procession was entering, John Dominie exclaimed "hey look, a gay guy dressed me." As the story goes, John Hillier Sr. was standing next to him, probably grumbling "what's going on with this feller" to himself. At the signing of the register, it was Phil Howell's responsibility to move two chairs out of the way. Andrew Howell stepped in heroically to move one chair by himself, an act which Phil repaid by shaking his hand and calling him doctor.