What Are My Kids Watching?

thumb|400 px|The episode, cut down to the most (un)important parts.What Are My Kids Watching? is the 5th episode in the Teletubbies (TV Series). In this episode, the Teletubbies do strange, random, violent, and stupid (all at once) things.
==Plot==
There really is no existent plot, mainly due to UnUniverse logic issues, but there are (sorta) key events:
* Jebus Khrist orders the Teletubbies to kill each other while they are on drugs.
* Jebus summons the United States of UnAmerica's military to help the violence, crime, and murder escalate.
* Po murders Tinky Winky with a magnum.
* Nemesis is summoned by Jebus.
* The screen flashes in every color in the known universe, giving children seizures and CBeebies.
* Jack Thompson is summoned by Jebus, just to be murdered by Heavy Weapons Guy 10 seconds later.
*Calendar Man appears in the episode for no discernable reason.
* George W. Bush and Mitt Romney are summoned to give a speech. At this point, the loudest Bavarian folk music you've ever heard begins to play.
* Mrs. Nesbitt clones the Baby Sun, mainly because "she wants to". This then leads to a massive explosion.
* Past the half-way mark, the audio becomes mostly scrambled.
* Mario & Luigi get high and somehow eat Noo-Noo whole. This reveals that the episode is actually a Super Mario Super Show crossover.
* Ducky appears and uses Idiot Manipulation to tear open a portal to an alternate dimension for no real reason whatsoever.
* Everyone and everything DIEs at the end of the episode, but comes back to life in the next, because Teletubby Land logic.
==Review==
Kids loved this episode because it was full of violence, blood, and complete nonsense. Parents hated this episode and have complained to BBC because they said that this episode has "crossed the line"! MSNBC hated this episode because the Republicans were in it.
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