PinkDowlg

His Magnificentence And Pinkness, PinkDowlg is the current world leader since 2018/ 0 and has mostly been popular throughout his reign.
PinkDowlg was born on the island of Lumbaego around 300 years ago, he came until being when he emerged from the Pinkdowlg Lake which the Pinkdowlg Tree grows from. He first had to use his powers around 1750 when a group of humans discovered Lumbaego. He saw the damage they caused to other nearby islands and wished for Lumbaego to avoid this fate, so he manipulated luck and caused their ship to crash into rocks which caused all on board to drown. He lived peacefully for the next couple of hundred of years, at some point between 1750-1850, his friends, The Walter Melon, Doctor Dementia, Felipe, Juan, Red Chilli, Purple Chilli, Orange Chilli, Yellow Chilli, Dr Alzheimer’s, Dr Arthritis, Dr Young, Cornish Pasty Orange Pepper and Avarcardo grew from the Pinkdowlg Tree. At some point between 1820-1920, The chillies and Avardcardo left for Mexico where they met a taco and stayed until 2018. In 1888, Dr Dementia invented the soft drink, Dr Pepper and named it after himself. He became very wealthy form this invention. PinkDowlg met his fiend PinkFish likely around the 1800s after PinkDowlg was swimming in the Lumbaegan Lagoon.
In 1951, PinkDowlg met the musician Elvis Pig after his plane landed on Lumbaego. Elvis Pig was performed a consort on the island of Tobago and was planning to fly home to America, however when his plane attempted the flight, their was a heavy storm and the pilot became disoriented, he attempted to land back on Tobago but when he did land he noticed the island wasn’t Tobago, it was Lumbaego. Whist the pilot waited for the storm to pass, Elvis Pig sat on the beach when PinkDowlg approached him and introduced himself to him. Elvis Pig And PinkDowlg started talking and soon became very great friends, Elvis Pig stayed for around a week until he had to go, however he soon returned and PinkDowlg visited his concerts and they became inseparable. In 1953, when Elvis Pig was visiting PinkDowlg in Lumbaego when he heard news of a storm before he was due to leave. PinkDowlg was flying to Mexico so wouldn’t be able to spend time with Elvis Pig. So he had to wait for 3 days, he noticed a poster which advertised the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo. Despite the fact that Elvis Pig had no interest in top hats, he thought as there was nothing better to do than he might as well go along. When he went to the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo, he found himself quite enjoying it. At some point whilst there, he got talking to a Banana who was very interested in top hats and encouraged Elvis Pig to also be interested in top hats. As Elvis Pig enjoyed the Annual Lumbaego Top Hat Expo he would visit every year to see his fiend, Elvis Pig’s Banana
However when Elvis Pig visited PinkDowlg in 1954, he was very upset, when PinkDowlg asked what was wrong, he replied that he has been copied, a human called Elvis Presley had stolen his songs, style and even name. Elvis Pig continued releasing songs until 1956, when he gave up and moved to Lumbaego. He became more frustrated as Elvis Presley copies every one of his songs, when Elvis Presley died, Elvis Pig thought he could return, however everyone called him a “Elvis Impersonator” and did not believe the truth, So he moved back to Lumbaego. At some point around the 1990s, PinkDowlg moved to England with Elvis Pig and Elvis Pig’s Banana. In November 2017, PinkDowlg refused to worship Professor Chicken Licken so Professor Chicken Licken tried to torture PinkDowlg to death, however PinkDowlg easily escaped, however he faked his death and went to Lumbaego. After Professor Chicken Licken was disposed, PinkDowlg returned home in January 2018 and became fiends with a sheep called Pinksheep. Therefore, PinkDowlg grew a moustache and met other of Pinksheep’s friends. However Pinksheep was killed for insulting the Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster and PinkDowlg went back to Lumbaego. However he returned by May 2018.
His reign started in 2018/ 0 when He Met Karl Marx and asked him to resurrect his friend Dr Dementia. Karl Marx refused (possibly due to the fact the wrongful imprisonment was due to his friend, Joseph Stalin) PinkDowlg insisted but Karl Marx sent Armed police to his house. Manipulating luck, he caused a beam to fall and kill the armed police. This caused Karl Marx to declare war on PinkDowlg.
Though Karl Marx was confident in success, PinkDowlg was able to beat his army and declare himself as leader. Karl Marx surrendered but his allies, Ivan and Joseph Stalin refused and Ivan became leader. However he was soon Executed as well as Joseph Stalin. Karl Marx was elected in an election set up by PinkDowlg. Karl Marx beat Great Uncle Bulgaria, Von Da Ha Chicken and the D-WAG in the election. After his victor, he had Von Da Ha Chicken executed for mocking Communism. Karl Marx gave devolved powers to a Chicken called The Brexit Chicken but these were removed and he was put to death after having General Robert resurrected. He also gave powers to to brothers, President O’Llama And Dalai Llama.
Karl Marx reign comes to end after a meeting with Pamala, a seal who is leader of a cult trying to destroy the sun. Pamala dies of a heart attack but her followers believe this to be murder. They kill Karl Marx and resurrect Pamala. She destroys the sun and plunges the world into darkness. This is unpopular with many animals so a vote is called and Pamala is killed.
The vote is won by Snappy, a vegan crocodile. He resurrects everybody and supports the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria as well as other terrorists. However he is removed from power and killed and another vote is called. The victor of this vote was Professor Chicken Licken. He denounces PinkDowlg And kills Snappy, ISIS and all others who oppose him. He also brings back money and capitalism which is met by disapproval and protest which he cracks down on by torturing to death the protestors. He releases Hitler from prison and resurrects Susan, however she is once again killed after trying to take over the world.
Karl Marx once again wins the next election and comes back for a 4th reign. However this time he puts all animals in Virtual Reality Boxes, destroyers the environment and replaces the workforce with robots. This is unpopular with animals so a vote of no confidence is called and an election ensues which results in Great Uncle Bulgaria becoming World Leader. Great Uncle Bulgaria reveres the changes made by Karl Marx however he prohibits all post 1850 technology which results in animals dying due to Hard manual labour. He also has a vote of no confidence against him. He was replaced by Elvis Pig.
Elvis Pig’s reign was a reign of chaos as the only law he enforced was playing Elvis Music. He soon resigned from leadership and another election was called. Somehow, Karl Marx wins the election and he repeats his previous reign, locking animals is VR boxes and destroying the environment. He is once again removed from office and another election is called. The victor of the election is Edith, The mother of John C. Star, she does not expect to win so when she does, she appoints Professor Chicken Licken as her advisor however he wields much of the power. Therefore they are removed from power and another election is held.
Karl Marx returns for his last reign and repeats the events of his previous reign. This includes destroying the environment and locking animals in VR boxes. He is soon removed from office for the final time and replaced by Jarvis the Sheep. Jarvis the Sheep repairs the environment and holds a referendum on whether direct or representative democracy shall be used, the latter wins and The Monster Raving Loony Party becomes the world leaders.
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party appoint Professor Chicken Licken as an advisor. He advises them to put their election promises in place however he slightly changes them until he establishes a capitalist society. Tases include Free Stuff, no work and no school. After Professor Chicken Licken is discovered, he quickly resigned and gave power to the Conservative Party who are even more unpopular due to their hardline right-wing attitudes. However the succeeding party, The Libertarian Party is even more unpopular and animals help Professor Chicken Licken take over the world to stop the Libertarians.
Professor Chicken Licken takes over but he soon betrays his supporters by instilling Capitalism. He is rude to The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster And is soon killed, therefore PinkDowlg appoints Jarvis the Sheep to be the next leader. Jarvis returns to Communism however does not repeat Karl Marx’s mistakes. He panders to the every wish of the animals. This led to holidays being 6 days a week and no education or work as well as free stuff.
Jarvis’s polices becomes more extreme, eventually he bans all Education, demolishes the Owl University, bans healthy eating, makes everyone eat donuts, bans exercise, knock down the rainforest and delivers crack cocaine to animals houses, animals look for a change. However when he resurrects Cole, a Guinea Pig who enjoys mining which leads him to destroy the universe by mining, this causes the universe to have to be remade by The Ultra Ultra Ultra Time Hamster 7 times. Therefore PinkDowlg decided to appoint an overseer to control Jarvis the Sheep. The overseers appointed were Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot. They Tortued Jarvis to death and removed his policies and implemented their own which mandated all citizens to torture 10 humans to death in their name daily and to worship them.
After appointing Mr Peckles, PinkDowlg leaves for his holiday, he first goes to Lumbaego for fortnight, then to Mexico, where he meets the Chillies, the avardcardo and the taco. He then goes to several other places including Australia, The Channel Islands, Scotland (to meet [(The MacWomble]]) and Ireland. He returns on the 13th October 2018/ 0 after a 3 and a half month holiday. Some criticised PinkDowlg for the length of his holiday, despite that he came back half-way though to sort out the world leaders.
The Former leader of the Turkey Nation, Mr Gobble Gobble was accepted by Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot as a 3rd co-Leader and joined them. He is noted for being the kindest out of the three. Mr Gobble Gobble speaks to Donald Trump, Who is inspired by his power and wishes to get the same. Despite being a human (humans generally live on “Human Planets” and are regularly killed) he is given a trial period. After that he is accepted as the 4th leader. He begins Gladiator Battles as leader. To further disguising themselves, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot promote themselves to First Leaders whist Mr Gobble Gobble and Donald Trump remain just Leaders. This entitles them to additional powers. Donald Trump destroys the environment and kills innocent animals, this results in him being further demoted so all his descions require approval from Mr Peckles or Mr Nooty Noot.
PinkDowlg disapproves of Donald Trumps countinued bad behaviour so he is demoted to citizen, however he complains, so after multiple warnings he is demoted to human and is tortured to death by Mr Peckles and Mr a Nooty Noot. Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot consider Mr Gobble Gobble to be responsible enough to be promoted to First Leader and have the same power as they do. Mr Peckles ignores PinkDowlg’s orders and insults him so he is demoted to second leader.
PinkDowlg removes Mr Peckles, Mr Nooty Noot and Mr Gobble form power, Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot are tortured to death by their victims and Mr Gobble Gobbles goes into self-exile. Their laws are soon repealed and humans gain equal rights. After their removal from power, PinkDowlg establishes a democratic system which results in Yellowstone being elected. At first, Yellowstone is very popular, he gives away free stuff and money, he makes work voluntary and he encourages healthy eating. He has the death penalty and eating humans abolished. These are later brought back by referendums due to the increased number of murders due to lack of humans to eat and criminals are used instead, Mr Peckles is killed by his victims.
Yellowstone is killed due to him eating dog meat with Kim Jong Un and another election is held. Anna Medusa wins the election, however she quickly becomes unpopular and is made to resign. PinkDowlg calls a new election with candidates including Great Uncle Bulgaria, the Communist Party and the WDG. However the election is won by Wellington. For an unknown reason, Wellington hoes insane and starts to attack animals with a death-ray, however he is able to be killed and tricked. This results in another election which Letchworth wins.
Letchworth calls for the mass murder of those against technology, this results in his short-lived reign being terminated by PinkDowlg. Letchworth is succeeded Veganus, a vegan crocodile who is god in the vegan crocodile religion. She makes veganism laws which angers meat-eating crocodiles who assassinated Her. The leader of the Meat-eating crocidiles, Robert, takes power however he is also soon assassinated by vegan crocodiles. The winner of the next next election is the World Democratic Government (WDG) Which forms a “democratic” world system. Many animals were worried it would be similar to the World Animal Government (WAG), Democratic Animal Government (DAG) or Democratic Animal Government II (DAG II). They were right and the WDG was soon dissolved by PinkDowlg.
PinkDowlg then calls another election which was won by Desmond the Ant. Desmond the Ant was previously the Chief Liberian of a large ants’ nest and planned to rule and operate the world by the communist Ant principals which worked very well for ants. However this failed when he resurrected General Robert who killed protesters and forced all the worship Desmond the Ant. PinkDowlg quickly had Desmond the Ant and General Robert tortured to death. As PinkDowlg was on holiday, he appointed his close-friend Felipe the chilli to be an interim leader. Felipe was popular and many animals urged him to stay but he declined.
The election which ensued was won by Oswald the Ostrich, Oswald carefully considered his position before making decisions. He considered banning torture but deciding against it after a report found that torture was effective. Oswald the Ostrich was defeated in a coup d’état by Adolf Hitler who seized power and immediately began to implement his polices, however he was also soon overthrown by Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria Coburg and President Paigue. They return the world to its condition under Mr Peckles and Mr Nooty Noot and impose compulsory worship and anti-human laws.
Herman Goring, Jospeh Fisher, Anna Medusa’s Father, Adolf Von Termite and Jarvis the Dodo form a coalition, temporarily removing Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria Coburg and President Paigue from power. Cluckington Cluckington III, Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria Coburg and President Paigue And Soon return to power and torture to death all members of the previous regime and their supporters.
Great Uncle Bulgaria is removed as leader and killed by for various infarctions however the other leaders remain unchanged. Graham the Rabbit becomes world leader for a short amount of time until His is replaced by Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble, Great Uncle Bulgaria Coburg and President Paigue. Great Uncle Bulgaria returns to power however Cluckington Cluckington III is removed. However Great Uncle Bulgaria is soon removed once again. This leaves just Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble Gobble and President Paigue as world leaders and The Flying Spaghetti Monster And Mr Squirt Squirt as Regional Governors.
PinkDowlg removes Flipper Flipperton Nooter I, Mr Gobble Gobble and President Paigue from power and takes full control. He is very popular for the first few months however some animals think he is lazy as he spends a lot of time eating donuts on his beach and he finds himself in controversy when he befriends Oskar Dirlewanger. He later had Oskar Dirleanger tortued to death and stopped Josef Mengele. Letters appeared to be from PinkDowlg to Oskar Dirlewanger appears to be fake as they mention Great Uncle Bulgarian And Madame Cholet Who were dead at the time. He also finds himself in controversy for killing Dorothy, a young intellectual. Though he admits to the killing, he believes it was a justifiable act in a time of war. He resurrects John C. Star to supervise Donald Trump, who is them tortured to death. Something PinkDowlg has done on many occasions previously. PinkDowlg regrettably, had to kill Jean the oldest animal after she killed eternal snails and other earth creatures.
David, a frog who was resurrected after dying in 1932 was resurrected and asked for his house back, his house was currently owned by PinkDowlg so David asked his guards. He was told it was owned by PinkDowlg however he initially did not believe that PinkDowlg existed. He was reportedly told to worship PinkDowlg which caused outrage however PinkDowlg pointed out it wasn’t him who insisted this but a guard who was disciplined. David was soon given his house back, but his relative James and his friend John C. Star used the incident as propaganda against PinkDowlg. 
This caused John C. Star to start a war against PinkDowlg with his allies, Mrs Taylor-Hitler and Von Da Ha Chicken. The 1st PinkDowlgian Civil War lasted for about two weeks in February 2019/ 0 until John C. Star surrendered on condition that he would be made vice-president beneath Adolf Hitler, a long-time ally of PinkDowlg.
This surrender lasted for only a few weeks and became strained when John C. Star pardoned James (Car Frog) for the murder of SAS members and stealing of Cars. John C. Star then attempted to seize power again in the 2nd PinkDowlgian Civil War. At the beginning of War, the sides were relatively well-matched and both had the help of Wellington. John C. Star was killed several times and at one point, he death was faked however Dorothy (2013-) revealed the truth, which caused uproar. PinkDowlg had her resurrected but believed it could be justified by the fact of the war situation. The War continued and PinkDowlg began to lead in the War and eventually got to 42% before his luck changed.
John C. Star started winning party due to the increased amount of allies supporting him. Adolf Hitler betrayed PinkDowlg and attempted to seize power himself Sadam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi also betrayed PinkDowlg to seize power and Von Da Ha Chicken left John C. Star to become Chicken Leader. PinkDowlg then went on holiday to Lumbaego and Von Da Ha Chicken was killed by Professor Chicken Licken and both Sadam Hussein and Colonel Gaddafi were also killed. The Mice-of-War joined on the side of John C. Star which caused for PinkDowlg to be pushed back. Soon the leader of some giraffes, antelopes and zebras has started to fight for John C. Star as well as Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un and King Gerraint. John C. Star had his friend and former co-leader, Henry the Haddock resurrected to be co-Leader once again and was assisted by Wellington. PinkDowlg’s forces continue to lose until John C. Star had eventually won by 88%. Even Felipe considered leaving PinkDowlg but he was reassured that it would be fine.
John C. Star even started acting as world leader, torturing both Susan and Donald J. Trump to death and pardoning James (Car frog for his torture of joyriders. However PinkDowlg began improve when he had Simba and the Lions of Pride Rock resurrected who ate many antelope and zebras and captured their leaders. The Lion-Giraffe Battle was initially a failure however, a second round was a success after the Giraffes ran out of ammoniation. PinkDowlg then made an agreement with Cecil (White Swan and provided him with weapons to attack the black swans by committing terrorist attacks. The Giraffes, Antelopes and Zebras asked for aid to be sent to help them defend against the lions, so John C. Star sent 20,000 troops, but these were defeated by 100,000 troops sent by PinkDowlg. John C. Star also sent anti-terrorist groups to help the Black Swans.
Stepney and Bungo went to a Resurrection Centre and demanded the resurrection of King George VI and Winston Churchill, however their demand was denied on the grounds that, due to the Civil War, no leader could give permission. Therefore Stepney and Bungo went to Alabama and bought tanks, military- grade assault rifles and rocket propelled grenade launchers and threatened to blow up the Resurrection Centre if their demands were not made. King George VI and Winston Churchill Were resurrected and Winston Churchill visited his friends, General Robert and Admiral Henry Who he told were fighting on the same side as Adolf Hitler. They initially dismissed this and believed that the Adolf Hitler they knew was not the same Adolf Hitler as the person they had fought against in The Second World War. Winston Churchill convinced them to ask Adolf Hitler why he wore Nazi outfits and symbolism, Adolf Hitler answered that of course he wore them as he was a Nazi. This caused Winston Churchill to insist that John C. Star dismissed Adolf Hitler as an ally.
John C. Star complied and Adolf Hitler was told he would not revive any benefits if John C. Star won. Therefore he attempted to become an ally to PinkDowlg again, but PinkDowlg refused as he did not trust Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler then became neutral and just focused on Germany. John C. Star was doing an interview when Winston Churchill pushed him from his chair and told him to get back to fighting, enraged about the lack of respect, John C. Star insulted p Winston Churchill which resulted in Winston Churchillcalling him “a mere army officer”. Therefore John C. Star shot and killed Winston Churchill.
The Mice-of-War were furious when they heard the news of their Prime Minister being murdered and declared war on John C. Star. Winston Churchill Was soon resurrected and bowed to kill [[John C. Star]. Now John C. Starwas being attacked on two fronts and he began to lose, but he still believed victory was possible. The Mice-of-Wartunnelled under John C. Star’s palace, army & strategic bases and Resurrection Centres. This caused over 70% of Resurrection machines to be disabled and a large amount of the army and part of John C. Star’s palace destroyed. Mabel, Maude and Margaret decided that they should be in charge after they killed Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un as they were tricked by PinkDowlg to kill Vladimir Putin by a faked phone call reportedly coming from Vladimir Putin but instead it was from PinkDowlg. They first resurrected their friend Susan and then killed John C. Star, they then bypassed PinkDowlg’s security and attempted to kill him with their samurai swords. They tried to stab him which resulted in him zapping and killing them.
John C. Star was resurrected again and continue to fight against PinkDowlg and Mice-of-War. His found out that his ally, Von Da Ha Chicken betrayed him, so he made an alliance with Professor Chicken Licken. John C. Star asked Wellington for help so he provided a weapon which would instantly kill PinkDowlg for £2 Million. John C. Star agreed and Wellington used the machine on PinkDowlg, even though PinkDowlg couldn’t overcome it, he was not defeated by it. He asked Felipe to pass his special donuts and ate them to become more powerful, so he could defeat Wellington’s machine. He then grew to 100 feet and could go at 1000 miles an hour. PinkDowlg then continued eating donuts, growing to 10,000 feet to 200 miles to 400,000 miles to 800,000 miles to 1 million miles and went from the speed of light to 100 times the speed of light to 100,000 times the speed of speed to 700,000 times the speed of light to 800,000 times the speed of light. PinkDowlg also spat an exploding donut at James (boat frog)’s cruise ship. Which resulted in him being flung into the see along with several penguins, including Einstein, however The Penguin Boss was killed. PinkDowlg then went to Russia, however Vladimir Putin betrayed John C. Starand joined with PinkDowlg, when PinkDowlg visited North Korea, he was met with a similar reaction from Kim Jong Un and assured that dogs were not eaten in North Korea.
PinkDowlg then captured Lord Aloyisus and King Gerraint and destroyed most of the remaining resurrections machines owned by John C. Star and his army until only 56 soldiers, mostly ants and hares, surrendered to PinkDowlg after being convinced by a TV broadcast. To attack PinkDowlg, John C. Star and Henry the Haddock asked Wellington to build the quickest spaceship he could. Wellington agreed to this for £2 Million, which John C. Star and Henry the Haddock reluctantly agreed to and tried to attack PinkDowlg. They confronted PinkDowlg and fired their strongest weapons at him, however PinkDowlg was impervious to theses weapons and fired an Exploding Donut at the spacecraft, destroying it and killing John C. Star and Henry the Haddock. PinkDowlg had already fired Exploding Donuts at John C. Star’s Resurrection Centres And army as well as damaging his Palace with a very large Exploding Donut. As there was one Resurrection machine with a limited operational ability, John C. Star and Henry the Haddock were able to be resurrected and attempted to escape on a spaceship.
PinkDowlg also had Adolf Hitler, Sadam Hussein and Colonel Gadaffi, Enstein (Penguin), The Penguin Boss and other members of The Blades, James (Car frog) and [[James [boat frog)]] incarcerated and sent Italian agents to kill John C. Star and Henry the Haddock. However they noticed and both escaped on their personal spaceships, however one of the agents snuck onto John C. Star’s personal spaceship which caused him to self-destruct it and escape in a spacesuit. He used the computer embedded in the spacesuit to call his scientists and asked them if they could rescue him and how long it would take. The scientists responded and said it was take 2 minutes, becoming suspicious of this, he asked them for the name of his mother and they responded with “May”. Instantly knowing they were sent be PinkDowlg, he removed the spacesuit he was wearing and put on a reverse one. However the amount of oxygen and thrusters were smaller and John C. Star believed he would die. However Henry the Haddock rescued him in his personal spaceship. They called their scientists who told them their quickest space went at 100 times the speed of light. John C. Star, fearing they were once again being deceived had Henry the Haddock ask the scientists “What is the name of John C. Star’s mother?” The scientists answered correctly they were told that the spaceship would be ready the next day.
By the next day, John C. Star and Henry the Haddock were concerned about their rescue, so they contacted their scientists and asked when they would be rescued. The scientists responded saying that the fasted spaceship was being repaired but they would send a slower spaceship which would take 10 hours to arrive. John C. Star and Henry the Haddock described their scientists and generals as “useless” on several occasions due to their failure to beat PinkDowlg. 
Whilst they were waited to be rescued, they had 12 hours of oxygen remaining, PinkDowlg, who could travel at 1 Million times the speed of light found them and caught the, in his mouth. He brought them back to Earth and locked them in prison. Professor Chicken Licken contacted John C. Star and asked for reinforcements as his army was losing to Von Da Ha Chicken’s army. John C. Star agreed to send 10 ants, [[Professor Chicken believed this to be a joke however John C. Star said he could only send 50 ants.
PinkDowlg flew to the area of the Chicken Battle (August 2019) and forced Professor Chicken Licken’s army to surrender then bombed his residence. However forced Professor Chicken Licken survived as he was in an armoured, underground room at the time, however he was buried. Members of PinkDowlg’s army disguised themselves as members of forced Professor Chicken Licken’s army and dug him out, forced Professor Chicken Licken was initially thankful and was told that, so he could get to safety, he would have to get into a van. However when he got into the van. He was told it was a trap and that he was being taken to a secure prison. The prison guards were lions, who frequently humiliated the prisoners by eating fish in front of the marine animals and painting a picture on the Koran of Allah, Mohammed, Jesus and a pig having s foursome and putting this on the wall of muslims.
After the Mice-of-War realised that John C. Star had been defeated, they tried to attack PinkDowlg, however he stood on them, which killed them all and captured General Robert and Admiral Henry as well as Winston Churchill.
PinkDowlg declared 23rd August as Victory Day and sentenced all in the maximum security prison to torture to death as well as scientists and generals. Common Solders received 50 years of hard labour and supporters of John C. Star received 10-20 years of hard labour. The next day, PinkDowlg presided over the torture of his enemies. The majority of them had punishments including, being skinned alive, having their organs ripped out and having their limbs torn off.
John C. Star was ripped apart by Simba and the other lions, a fate shared by the leaders of the giraffes, antelope and zebras. Professor Chicken Licken was tortured by PinkDowlg himself and Winston Churchill was smoked to death in a giant cigar, by PinkDowlg when he ate a donut and grew to 50 feet tall. To shrink form his previous size, he had eaten several donuts. Lord Aloyisus and King Gerraint were pecked to death by members of the Swan Republican Army. Wellington was also tortured to death for his part in assisting John C. Star. Henry the Haddock and Anna Medusa were also tortured to death. Adolf Hitler was tortured to death for being a traitor, he had previously been very loyal to PinkDowlg and defended him arduously against John C. Star. Sadam Hussein and Colonel Gadaffi were also tortured to death for being traitors and Donald J. Trump and Osama Bin Laden were also tortured to death. [[Doanld J. Trump] being tortured to death left the Hot Chicks for Trump being unhappy, however they accepted PinkDowlg’s rule.
After his victory, PinkDowlg planned to prevent crime so imposed harsher sentences on criminals, especially penguins who had killed all but on of the previous day. He also seeked to expand into space and sent colonists to the Moon, Mars, Venus, Pluto as well as other moons and the Kuiper Belt. These have been very successful. He determined the universe to be six hundred eighty quadrillion four hundred and thirty-one trillion one hundred eighty billion and ninety-three million and seventy-four thousand six hundred and forty-two Light years long, with help from Tomsk Who was also sent to look for alien life, the only aliens he has found so far were unintelligent insect-like creatures. PinkDowlg often got visits form his fans, therefore he decided to do a parade every day from 10:30-11:30 am and to meet with other fans, however his schedule is full for several months. Three of his fans, Minnie, Connie and Bessie were initially informed by PinkDowlg’s guard, Terrance, that they would have to wait, but PinkDowlg met them and they were extremely glad to meet him. They informed him that had shrines dedicated to him and many pictures and ornaments of him and his friends and that they only lacking an ornament of Dr Young he gave a two donuts each and a Victory Day cup which was given to all of PinkDowlg’s supporters.
PinkDowlg banned religion and had any religious individuals arrested and asked to give up their religion, if they refused then they would be put on a large spaceship called Religious Wars with any other religious individuals. This is broadcast on National Television. Currently several groups including Muslims, Catholics and American Protestants are trying to take over the spaceship, using the weapons provided to them, including guns, swords and bombs. PinkDowlg then met a conspiracy theorist and questioned him about his theories, which included believing PinkDowlg is a bird and believing that Donald J. Trump and Adolf Hitler were still alive. He traced the origins of these conspiracy theories back to an aardvark called Thomas (aardvark) who claimed to be a data inputer working for the government, however when PinkDowlg questioned him, he revealed he was in fact a part of the secret service and he made up conspiracy theories to track conspiracy theories and he claimed to be a data imputed or gain their trust. He found out about a plan to blow up the Pinkdowlg Palace and had the perpetrator tortured to death. PinkDowlg then gave Thomas (aardvark) a medal and had the assailant resurrected, he let him throw the grenade at the Pinkdowlg Palace, however, due to the force field, this did not have an effect and caused no damage. The assistant was soon tortured to death for conspiracy against PinkDowlg.
PinkDowlg met another Conspiracy theorist Who believed that Donald J. Trump and Adolf Hitler were still alive as well as penguins, The Queen Mother and Steve Jobs. These individuals were purported to live in South America, however after a search, no such individuals were found. He also believed aliens to be present in Area 51, however they also were not found. He believed the illuminati were in control of the world, so PinkDowlg promised him £10 Million if he were able to capture a member of the Illuminati. He imprisoned a binfrog, Ron], after he, as a joke, entered himself as a “controller of the universe” on the website of the conspiracy theorist. He was released by PinkDowlg after his brain was scanned to see if he were telling the truth, which he was. The conspiracy theorist was skeletal about the accuracy of the brain-scanning devise and believed it could have been tampered with, however to show him it was effective, PinkDowlg scanned his brain and found he was think about Kangaroos. He was amazed by this and accepted the machine was accurate. He then admitted he believed in conspiracy theories due to wanting a “purpose in life” and said he thought they may be untrue after the evidence proved they likely were.
Tomsk was sent to conduct tests to see what was at the end of the universe. Doctor Arthritis had established that there were no parallel universe after extensive research. Tomsk Met Mrs Ineffable Magnificentence and asked her the question, she responded by saying that the universe was surrounded by a wall which was impenetrable to Tomsk and past the wall was the Hamster Universe, which contains 38 beings and is infinite. On his travels, Tomsk also encountered several Eternal Snails. He asked them their age, however their told him to “fuck off”. So he asked PinkDowlg what to do, PinkDowlg told him to say this was an order from PinkDowlg, but the snails still told Tomsk to “go away” (however more rudely). So PinkDowlg asked Tomsk to set up a teleportation device, which he did. PinkDowlg then teleported to the eternal snails and asked them himself. They answered that they were 12, 11 and 10 Trillion years old. Up until this point, the oldest eternal snail was believed to be Henrietta so their discovery was a rather important occasion. PinkDowlg asked Tomsk to go back in time until he found the first Eternal Snail. He eventually goes back in time by 100 Decillion until he sees the first Eternal Snail’s egg materialise form nowhere. Perplexed as why this might happen, he asks the Mega Hamster, who, though annoyed with Tomsk for disturbing him, informs Tomsk that the cause of the anomaly is Loop Evolution. However when Tomsk asks for more details, he is told to go away.
Tomsk then asked Mrs Ineffable Magnificentence What “Loop Evolution“ meant. He was informed that it meant a certain creature was descended from a creat Born many years after this, this is a result of time travel. In 1953, a snail was hit by cosmic rays and surprisingly survived the incident. However in the process the snail gained extreme longevity and the ability to spontaneously time travel (without it’s control). The snail time traveled back to 100 Decillion BP (before present) and laid an egg. The egg hatched and many millions of snails were descended from this snail. When the descendants of this snail where found in 2018/0, the reason for them not being found previously was thought to be that they hidden, not that they only came into existence in 1953. Therefore many gerontologists struck eternal snails off the list of old animals. Mrs Ineffable Magnificentence also expressed sympathy for Tomsk about his experience ps with the Hamsters, where he found them very rude. She disapproved off their behaviour and described herself as “not their biggest fan”. She also dislikes her husband spending time with the Hamsters. When asked if the Hamsters were so rude to her, she responded that they were not, however they enjoyed vast amounts of space. Around 20 light years south of earth, Tomsk discovered a Turtle, he called the South Downs Turtle (as one has to travel south and down from Earth to find the turtle). When asked by and PinkDowlg about his name and age, The Turtle started he had no name and he did not count time. When he was asked by Tomsk, he did not reply. He is around the size of Planet Earth and was previously mistaken to be a planet.
Tomsk asked Mrs Ineffable Magnificentence about the name and age of the Turtle, she responded that he did not have a name and he was 85 Decillion years old. She was then asked about his origins, to which she responded that a similar event of time travel had occurred, however in this occasion, the subject was a turtle in 1843 being struck by cosmic rays, the turtle time traveled to 85 Decillion years BP and laid an egg. Due to mutations, the turtle who hatched grew to the size of a planet and was immortal. Many gerontologists argued that the South Downs Turtle was the oldest organism in the universe, saying that he had lived for 85 Decillion years, however others disagreed, saying that he only existed for 170 years and 300 years ago, his parents didn’t exist and if you went to the area of space he is currently in, The you would not find him 180 years ago. Eventually it was decided that he did not count when it came to the oldest animal.
Despite the fact that PinkDowlg does not force worship of him, others do in his name, including Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un the penalty for worshipping PinkDowlg ranges from 50 of hard labour to death. PinkDowlg has not yet acted on this fact and it is assumed that he is currently unaware as his representative has not yet had enough time to inform him. After the torture of PinkDowlg’s enemies, a food vendor collected a small sample of the bodies of each animal and clones them to make a Victory Dinner which contains part of each enemy. Though PinkDowlg himself, being a vegetarian does not eat them, he strongly encourages animals to eat them. They are a particular favourite of Simba. A group of worm/insect-like Aliens living on the moon Charon traveled to earth and reported that the animals were extremely old and motionless. They observed such phenomena as their lives are many times shorter than earth animals and they perceive reality differently. They were able to contact PinkDowlg who offered that they join under his control, which they agreed to. On the 28th August 2019, PinkDowlg had Eric, Gerald and Toby executed for murder and destroying the environment, and Bob was sentenced to 20 years of labour for assistant them. Eric was turned into a mount for PinkDowlg’s car after being poisoned and the other two were tortured to death. PinkDowlg wrote the Pinkdowlg Gospel and other books, claiming to be the incarnation of god in each religion, so he could eventually unite all religions in worshipping him.
PinkDowlg was noted for being more merciful when he let James and Elizabeth live even after they suggested John C. Star was a better leader and in Elizabeth’s case, criticisms of PinkDowlg himself. He also guaranteed freedom of press, however after a Mirror Journalist suggested that PinkDowlg should resurrect all his enemies, he had John C. Star, The Mice-of-War, Donald J. Trump and James (car frog) resurrected and exiled the journalist to the planet contains them. The journalist claimed he had been a supporter of PinkDowlg and these were not his personal opinions and that PinkDowlg should blame the editor and the owner, PinkDowlg informed the journalist that they would also be exiled however he would not be allowed back to Earth as he should has left his job. Many right-wing journalists disliked PinkDowlg showing mercy and believed he should crush all who oppose him and were glad to hear about the exile of the mirror journalist. PinkDowlg also abolished money on the 1st September 2019, when questioned by financial correspondents how PinkDowlg planned implement this, they were told that animals would just go to the shops, however they remained skeletal about the logistics of stocking the shops, if no-one has the incentive of acquiring wealth to produce anything, PinkDowlg then told them that the shops would stocked by robots.
Every Day, PinkDowlg is given at least one present to furnish the PinkDowlg tree and many animals being him presents, these include bric-a-brac, flowers, bouballs, dishes and many other items. His present for the 26th August was a dish, his present for the 27th August was a pot, his present for the 28th August was a spoon, his present for the 29th August 2019 was a donut, His present for the 30th August 2019 was a teapot, his present for 31st August 2019 was a cake knife, his present for 1st September 2019 was a spoon.