Columbia Cannibalism

* See also Finks Experiments
* See also Alternate Alternates
* See also Columbia_Asylum
* See also INFINITE-BS_REDO
A Not well-kept Horrendous Secret in Columbia.
No, not Cannabis.
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With Fink perfecting his Servitor Machines, there was no longer a need for the Untermenchen to further contaminate Columbia. Being practical, those unfortunates would only be wasted if 'tipped over the side'.
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Cannibalism in Columbia was Much Exaggerated (Maybe) :
: "Southern-style" BBQ, or Irishman & Boiled Cabbage.
: "Would you like 'white meat' or 'dark meat' ????"
: "Those aren't jail cells -- THAT'S A STOCKYARD PEN !!!!"
: "You feel like eating Chinese, or Italian, or Greek today ???"
(( OH THE FUN WE COULD HAVE WITH THIS !! Player Creations should be fun ... Cliches a mile-a-minute ))
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Why Columbia Had to Hide, and Why the Inhabitants Had Turned to Cannibalism :
Contemporary naval guns could reach any altitude Columbia could fly at ( that is WITHOUT quickly asphyxiating its inhabitants ), and that 1900s period was when they already made such large guns transportable by railway.
A pissed-off US government would have closed-off/imprisoned anybody materially supporting the stolen ( US Government owned ) flying city ( forcing it to go 'pirate', and then become an even bigger target for a concerted effort ).
SO the 'White People' in Columbia would have seen the need to consume the 'minorities' onboard once Finks's mechanical marvels ( the "Automatic Servitors" ) multiplied and made the serfs redundant. Soon they are swooping down and kidnapping them just for that reason. 
Example - "Irish Stew" is Literal.
Now THAT would have been a much more exciting storyline ( and grotesque cannibal white children are much more politically correct to shoot and blow up and dismember ).
Pamphlet : "Fink's Serving Columbia" ... ITS A COOKBOOK !!!!!!
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Another Columbia ( the one that survived in some alternate universe ) sided with the Nazis during WW2 ( they had already eaten all the Vox - 'Soylent-Greened' them as Fink named it ...Fink musta seen that 70s movie ("Soylent Green") through a Tear... )
So Cannibal Nazis : The perfect 'Politically Correct' enemies ( 'Nazi Zombies' was already Trademarked )
( Ya, Das ist gute Schnitzel !!! Auch langes schwein !!! Es ist schön. )
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 Why NOT Have The White People in Columbia Be Cannibals ?? :
It couldn't be any more warped/distorted than what the Infinite BS game writers portrayed ...
Fois Gras Liver of Irishman much superior to that French Goose Liver Shit
"How To Serve Foreigners" - OMG, ITS A COOK BOOK !!!!
Authentic African BBQ ... Try the Tasty Ribs !!
"I'd Like Some White Meat, Please .... "
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Such Opportunities lost ever since they abandoned ideas for a Vampire Columbia :
A very Dark Underworld for all Bright and Shiny Columbia
Fink's "Soylent Green" Project ( Idea he got from a movie he saw in a Tear )
ADD Finks ways to 'Cash In' :
"Cattle" - He even refers to the lower classes this way
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Inhabitant : "I had Some 'Irish Stew' Yesterday - was very good ..."
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"Lets Go Eat Chinese"
"Don't want to Stampede the Cattle" - Fink ( Talking about keeping all these 'disappearances' secret ).
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Fink has a Vox-o-phone talking about how the "Cattle" should be Lobotomized so to 'Pacify' them, while they await being consumed. His version of Ellis IslandEllis Island - Immigration Port of Entry -- https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ellis+island+1892 will have that as a Standard Process when Columbia regularly 'scoops up' more 'Cattle'. A new twist for those Antebellum Slave Markets !!!!
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==EVEN IN RAPTURE==
Creepy Cannibalism of Sofia Lamb's little Collectivist Hell:
After 'ADAM' absorption ( 'sacrificed' to the Little Sisters conduit to the 'Utopian' ... Then why waste the corpse ? )
Sofia's Soylent Green to the Faithful ?? ( Food shortages with the 'minions' not being particularly competent. )
Simon Wales munching on a leg like in a Monty Python skit ??
Taco meat and 'sausages ...
Good reason for the rest of Rapture isolated these barbaric fiends.
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In Crazy Rapture It Might Have Fit ...
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The Vox might have Celebrated their Victory with a BBQ ???
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