Doh's Henry Hideout/Chapter 3

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The seven Mails plus Elise sat in chairs in the, now larger, wagon. Midpulse sat in the driver’s seat as he was driving. Mysteriously, although the group had gone east for about half of Canada, the group did not run into any streets. Who needs logic when you’re a Canada?
“Hey, look!” exclaimed Mapman. “We’re coming up on the Atlantic Ocean!”
“This vehicle is really fast!” exclaimed Oscake.
"MOVIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND." Stiliose didn't know whether he was referencing GameGrumps and Sonic."
The wagon continued speeding forward, as they shortly crossed a beach and went directly into the Atlantic Ocean. The vehicle simply continued as it drove across water.
Then Osaka was singing to Middy, “DON’T YOU WANT ME BABY, DON’T YOU WANT ME NOOOW.”
Middy was ignoring Osaka as Mapman was had a confused look on his face. He was drawing a map of the Atlantic Ocean already so he can prepare early. It was very blue and that was it.
Suddenly, Osaka revealed himself as Stiliose! He opened up the chest of Mike Tyson as Mason jumped out, smiling at their trick.
“...You guys are weird,” said Elise.
“OH YOU. You know how we are,” said Mapman
Then as the wagon was going along the Atlantic Ocean, nothing happened. Everyone just sat there, silent, not saying anything. Just in that moment something has happened which will put the Henries in real danger.
“You guys go showering, I’mma stay here, I may of got all sweaty in that Oscake costume, but Mama said never to go in anyone elses shower.” said Stiliose. He jumped out of the wagon, and fell into the water, knowing Mason wouldn’t join in him in his Atlantic shower this time.
“This is kind of fun. I guess,” Sprak said. “We should have like, a bigger boat. And those chair thingies that you lie on at beaches.”
“And alcoholic beverages,” said Mid.
“But we’re all underage,” Osaka objected.
“Yet, you’ve apparently had sex with almost everyone in the group,” Sprak pointed out. “And driven a giant wagon. Clearly age doesn’t matter that much to you.”
“Ehm...” Doh mumbled, hesitant to respond.
“I don’t drink, bro,” Osaka insisted. “Drinking makes you drunk.”
“Yeah, the idea of you being drunk is pretty terrifying,” said Mapman.
“Hey, Mapman,” Tenshi said, changing the subject. “Where are we now?”
“Oh, we’re in the-” Mapman was interrupted as the wagon collided with the grounds of a mysterious tropical island. The Henries all got up to investigate the strange event.
“GET OUT OF THE DAMN ROAD, ISLAND,” Osaka yelled.
“Pay attention next time you drive,” Tenshi said.
Sprak put on his hat stepped out of the boat. “Alright... Mapman, pass me the bag of weapons.”
Mapman tossed the bag across the room to Sprak as he stepped across the boat. Sprak caught it with one hand.
“Uh, why are we getting out of the boat?” Middy asked as he stepped out of the butt with Tenshi, Mason, Elise, Doh, and Stiliose.
“Because this is boring. Lets go exploooooooring!” Sprak pulled a relatively large meat cleaver out of the bag and passed it to Tenshi.
“LAWL. RHYMES!” Mapman shouted. He had drawn a map of the island already. “Anyway, there’s not much to explore around here. It’s just like sand and trees. But it’s worth the fun, I guess.”
Suddenly, a powerful wave crashed into the east coast of their island. A small person was pushed on-shore due to this extreme source of water-energy.
“...the feck?” Osaka asked. He walked over towards the body and flipped him over. The child was asleep. Osaka poked him, and he awoke, startled.
“Heyo. You alright..?” asked Sprak quietly.
“Shhhhh! He may be a Nazi, Sprak! Be careful!” exclaimed Osaka.
“Hello? Who are you? Why am I here? WHAT’S GOING ON?!” he said.
“I’m Osaka, that’s Sprak. The guys by the wagon are Tenshi, Stiliose, Elise, Mapman, and Middy,” Osaka said. “And you are...?”
“My name is Hayden,” he replied. “I don’t really remember what I did last night. Crazy party, I guess.”
“That sounded Henry,” Osaka said. “We make the HENRY MAILS!”
“Sounds cool,” Hayden said.
“So, wanna come with us?” Sprak asked.
“You can be Henry No. 8! And then we’ll be a happy group of nine,” Osaka said.
“Alright,” Hayden said.
“Yay!” Doh said. “Two new Henries in two days!”
“NOT SO FAST,” said a loud, echoing voice.
“Who was that?” Hayden asked. He looked around, but he didn’t see anyone.
“It is I... Si- I mean, Klaastersin!” the towering reindeer said. He was very tall, and bore no resemblance to any previously appearing characters in the Henry Mails series whatsoever. The reindeer had no antlers for some reason, and he wore a shirt that showed the Dutch flag and a black background.
“What is that thing? A donkey?” Hayden asked.
“No, not a donkey... A NERD!” shouted the bizarrely enthusiastic, oversized reindeer.
“This man is unbelievably hot,” said Stiliose.
“I am here to, uh... Well, why are YOU guys here?” Klaastersin asked.
“We were on our way to find the Henry Artifacts, and we crashed into this island,” Doh responded.
“Henry Artifacts?” Hayden asked.
“We’ll explain later,” Doh said.
“Oh! Well I am here to collect the Henry Artifacts and defeat Psychopathic Guillotine!” Klaastersin exclaimed.
Sprak leapt towards Klaastersin, swinging his knife; as he did so, his hat nearly flew off, but fortunately he managed to rescue the sacred headwear from the terrible fate of touching the hot, unsanitary sand.
“NO U,” Klaastersin exclaimed as he charged at Sprak. The two flew at each other until they collided. Sprak was hit in the face with Klaastersin’s powerful hoof, while the reindeer himself was stabbed in the right arm by the knife.
“Welp shit now I’ve got a concussion,” said Sprak. He collapsed on the floor and vomited.
“OW!” Klaastersin’s arm fell off completely. He screamed with the pain of a thousand suns. Suddenly, a new arm grew back. He smiled as he had regeneration powers.
“That’s no fair!” Elise shouted.
“Gah! Elise, what are you doing! Get back to the -” Sprak vomited again, mid-sentence, before losing consciousness.
Middy and Tenshi both charged at the reindeer, and attacked him with their sword and magical machine missile-shooting-shooter launcher gun. Klaastersin deflected both blows. Midpulse was struck by his own blast of rocket-thing, while Tenshi was knocked out by the thick side of his sword.
“Feck!” Osaka yelled. He looked at the remaining six people. Elise stepped away in fear. Hayden, shocked, looked up at the fearsome villain. Stiliose was singing Call Me Maybe or something. Mapman was pretending to draw a map so he did not have to fight.
Osaka charged at the beast with his Sanicspeed Gloves. The reindeer was knocked high into the air, when he balanced himself, revealing that he could fly.
“He can fly?” Doh surprisingly asked.
“What does this remind me of?” Osaka asked himself. “Anyway, HELP ME, DAMNIT.”
Doh jumped off of the top of Osaka’s head, to be bounced high up into the air. He rose above Klaastersin and spiked him to the ground with a powerful punch. Klaastersin landed right by Hayden.
“Hayden! Do the final blow!” Osaka yelled as he got up from the ground. As soon as he got up, he was crushed by Doh, who fell from the ground after his amazing attack.
“What!?” Hayden, shocked, looked at Klaastersin. He was beginning to get up after his attack. Instead, he decided to take a nap and lay back on the ground.
Hayden repeatedly punched the monstrous reindeer, until he finally stopped breathing. He fell to the ground, momentarily unconscious.
Suddenly, a large explosion occured around Klaastersin. After the explosion faded away, the reindeer had vanished, and a Henry Artifact was in his place.
"Cool," Osaka said. "We got another one."
“Why didn’t he deflect all of those attacks from when Osaka attacked him, when Doh attacked him, or when Hayden attacked him?” Elise asked.
Sprak, Tenshi, and Middy all got up from their quick naps. They looked around to see Klaastersin down. They cheered and hurried back into their boat wagon.
Later that day...
“And that’s why we’re going to Egypt,” Osaka finished explaining.
“Alright! I’m up to the quest,” Hayden said.
“Hey, guys!” Mapman shouted. “We’re almost in Africa!”
The nine looked straight ahead to see themselves coming up on a beach. “Onward, to Egypt! For real this time!” Osaka shouted.
END OF CHAPTER.
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