The Hijack

"The Hijack" is a Mermaid Man vs. Evil episode from season 1. In this episode, the Sinister Slug steals a boatmobile. 
== Transcript ==
(The episode begins with a shot of the outside of the mall)
(The shot cuts to a boatmobile pulling into a parking space)
(Incidental 7 gets out of her car and walks off towards the mall)
(Then the Sinister Slug is seen crawling onto the boatmobile)
Sinister Slug: So, don’t leave your doors locked, eh? (The Sinister Slug grows an arm and opens the boatmobile’s door) You know, I kinda needed a new boatmobile. (He gets in and drives away)
(The scene swirl transitions to show Incidental 7 carrying bags out of the mall)
Incidental 7: Hmm, where’d I park? I know it was somewhere around here. (She searches around trying to find the boatmobile) Where is it?!
Mermaid Man: It looks like you’re in a dilemma. What seems to be the problem?
Incidental 7: I parked my boatmobile right here in this spot, I’m sure of it! But now it’s not there!
Mermaid Man: Did you check the rest of the parking lot, in case you forgot where you parked?
Incidental 7: Yes, I have, and it’s nowhere to be seen.
Mermaid Man: What’s it look like?
Incidental 7: It’s a light green 1952 Urchin Coralet.
Mermaid Man: If you don’t mind, you can stay in my house while I look for it.
Incidental 7: Sure, thanks!
(The scene swirl transitions to Mermaid Man dialing the telephone)
Barnacle Boy: (On the other end of the line) Hello, Barnacle Boy here.
Mermaid Man: Hi, it’s Mermaid Man. I just met a poor lady who had her car stolen. She’s staying in my house while I try to find it. Could you lend me a hand and help with the search?
Barnacle Boy: No problem. I’ll be over in no time.
(The scene swirl transitions to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy standing on top of a building with two telescopes)
Mermaid Man: Look for a light green 1952 Urchin Coralet. That’s the car that the thief is in.
(There is a shot of a highway with lots of cars)
Barnacle Boy: (Looking through his telescope) Wait, I think I see it!
(Mermaid Man pushes Barnacle Boy to the side to get a look)
Mermaid Man: Why yes, that is the car we’re looking for! Good eye Barnacle Boy. Now hopefully that’s the right one.
(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy skydive to the ground and get into the invisible boatmobile)
(On the highway they weave in and out between boatmobiles trying to catch up to the boatmobile their looking for)
Barnacle Boy: Look! They’re taking the exit! Follow them!
(They exit off the highway onto the road)
Mermaid Man: Hmm, they’re turning into the playground parking lot. (The Sinister Slug parks the boatmobile and crawls out) Ah ha! It’s the Sinister Slug! Not the first time I’ve had to deal with that no good leach. 
Barnacle Boy: Why’s he going to a playground?
(Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy get out of the invisible boatmobile and confront the Sinister Slug)
Mermaid Man: Stop it right there!
Sinister Slug: Mermaid Man! What are you doing here? You don’t have some weird fixation with the playground too, do you?!
Mermaid Man: You know why we’re here! Handover that boatmobile!
Sinister Slug: And why would I do that?
Mermaid Man: Because you stole it!
Sinister Slug: But you have no proof.
Mermaid Man: Oh, ok. Let’s see the boatmobile’s key then?
Sinister Slug: (Nervously giggles) Well, uh, actually, I uh… Alright, you caught me! 
Mermaid Man: So let us have the car.
Sinister Slug: Never! You’ll have to beat me!
Barnacle Boy: But two, always beats one.
(Mermaid Man throws a waterball, but the Sinister Slug jumps to avoid it)
(Then the Sinister Slug tries to slime Barnacle Boy but it is stopped by Barnacle Boy’s heat vision)
(The Sinister Slug tries sliming Mermaid Man who swims up to avoid it)
Mermaid Man: Is that you’re only move?
Sinister Slug: Oh, but I was only starting you off.
(The Sinister Slug grows an arm which stretches out and grabs onto Barnacle Boy’s arm)
(Barnacle Boy is yanked to ground)
(The Sinister Slug spits his slime onto Barnacle Boy)
Sinister Slug: One down, one to go.
(Mermaid Man comes right at the Sinister Slug but gets his arm bitten)
Mermaid Man: Ow!
(Mermaid Man jumps up and starts to cannonball dive while spinning fastly)
(The Sinister Slug smacks Mermaid Man aside with his tail)
(Mermaid Man quickly gets back up)
Sinister Slug: Smell my sewer breath!
(The Sinister Slug breathes out a horrible stench onto Mermaid Man)
(Mermaid Man falls back)
(The Sinister Slug crawls up to Mermaid Man to finish him off)
(Just then Mermaid Man takes the Mermarang out of his pocket)
(He throws it out and it then it starts to come back)
(It hits the Sinister Slug in the back of the head which knocks him out)
(Mermaid Man brushes his hands across each other)
(The scene swirl transitions to Mermaid Man holding the Sinister Slug next to a policeman)
Mermaid Man: This little guy stole a car.
Policeman: Oh, you again, Sluggy. You can never keep yourself outta trouble.
Sinister Slug: There’s more to come! This is not it!
Policeman: Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep blabbering on.
(The scene swirl transitions to Incidental 7, Mermaid Man, and Barnacle Boy standing in front of the car)
Incidental 7: Thank you so much guys!
Mermaid Man: No problem. Well actually he didn’t do too much. (points at Barnacle Boy)
Barnacle Boy: Hey!
Incidental 7: This thing’s gonna need a wash! Look at all the slime on the inside!
(A shot of the inside of the car is shown which shows the seat covered in the Sinister Slug’s slime)
Barnacle Boy: Ew!
Mermaid Man: Now we know to always lock your boatmobile.
(The episode ends)
==Production==
*This episode underwent production on July 8, 2022.
**This means it was under production on the same day as "Atomic Attacks".
*The episode was announced on July 18, 2022.
Category:Fan-made Episodes