Transcripts/Gwonam Breaks an X-wing from eBay

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Gwonam Breaks an X-wing from eBay.
Hyrule Castle, Outside.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Gru and his minions have siezed the island of Dorikai.
Harkinian: Hmm... How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Lucy Wilde can defeat-
Harkinian: I'm going to aid in this escapade. If you don't hear from me in a month, I crashed my ship into the sea.
Gwonam: But you have no- 
He sees Harkinian fly off in an X-wing. He teleports Harkinian back to the Castle.
Harkinian: Dude! I was driving!
Gwonam: MY ship!
Harkinian: It's gone now.
Gwonam: How can it be gone?
Harkinian: Your astromech droid is faulty.
Gwonam: (shocked) Oh hell no!
Meanwhile, the X-wing is spinning out of control straight for the planet. In the rear, R3-Z17 lets out a shriek of terror before the fighter crashes.
Gwonam: Computer, where's my ship?
Computer: I HAVE LOST CONTACT. SHALL I LOG ON TO EBAY FOR YOU?
Gwonam breaks the computer.
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