Fences of the School

Musical guest - Miranda Lambert
Guest star - Mark Wahlberg
Act 3 - An audience member (played by Kayla Maisonet) introduces Miranda Lambert's first musical performance 
Act 5 - An audience member (played by Kayla Maisonet) introduce Miranda Lambert's second performance.
== Quotes ==
Bert Pence: Last month, a never-before-seen episode of KaBlam! was discovered under a desk at Nickelodeon Studios. [a large old-time crowd of excited people is shown] Now all the world is waiting in fevered anticipation to watch... [the title appears on screen] the KaBlam! Retro Episode! Now, to present the Retro Episode, and to take you inside and turn the pages, Here are your hosts, Henry and June! 
Mr. Foot: The kids're here. [flushes the toilet]
Paige: Wagh! [opens the curtain in panic while her skin is tanned wearing a piece swimsuit] Hot! Hot! Hot! Mr. Big Foot, don't you know this is my private time? [looks at the camera] Oh, hello cartoon cramocrats! I'm the new host, Paige! 
Announcer: Dateline: Arctic Park, where we find Stinky Diver communing with nature.
Stinky Diver: Here, fishy, fishy, fishy. (fires his harpoon gun at a tin of sardines from the refrigerator to the freezer, begins to reel one up.) Gotcha, sucker!"
Boy: (drowning in liquid gelatin) "Aahh! Help me!"
Stinky Diver: (as he's reeling in one of the sardines) "Lunch later, action now!" (He then throws his harpoon to rescue the boy.)
The Flesh: (while holding one of Meltman's arms.) "You sure you want to arm wrestle again, Meltman?"
Meltman: "Come on, you big naked chicken; best two out of three!" (They arm wrestle, but Meltman loses another arm in the process.) "...uh, three out of five?"
Announcer: (as Thundergirl searches for Stinky Diver, unaware that she's standing on the gelatin he's frozen it; she then flies off, as his oxygen supply begins to run out) "If only Thundergirl can read minds, she might hear Stinky's cries for help, something like... "I'm running out of air! Get me out of here!"
Henry: Well, that's just about everybody, except for...Drop her right now!
June: You spit her out this instant, right now!
Henry: are you all right?
Betty anne bongo: Wait! I'm fine.
Henry: You must never harm our friends. You understand?
June: Never, or out you'll go.
Henry: We do not eat family members.
Girl: ladies and gentlemen, Miranda Lambert
Miranda Lambert: Quarter in a payphone
Drying laundry on the line
Watching sun tea in the window
Pocket watch tellin' time
Seems like only yesterday, I'd get a blank cassette
Record the country countdown 'cause I couldn't buy it yet
If we drove all the way to Dallas just to buy an Easter dress
We'd take along a Rand McNally, stand in line to pay for gas
God knows that shifting gears ain't what it used to be
I learned to drive that '55, just like a queen, three on a tree
Hey, what ever happened to waiting your turn
Doing it all by hand?
'Cause when everything is handed to you
It's only worth as much as the time put in
It all just seems so good the way we had it
Back before everything became automatic
If you had something to say
You'd write it on a piece of paper
Then you put a stamp on it
And they'd get it three days later
Boys would call the girls
And girls would turn them down
Staying married was the only way to work your problems out
Hey, what ever happened to waiting your turn
Doing it all by hand?
'Cause when everything is handed to you
It's only worth as much as the time put in
It all just seems so good the way we had it
Back before everything became automatic, yeah
Automatic
Let's roll the windows down
Windows with the cranks
Come on, let's take a picture
The kind you gotta shake
Hey, what ever happened to waiting your turn
Doing it all by hand?
'Cause when everything is handed to you
It's only worth as much as the time put in
It all just seems so good the way we had it
Back before everything became automatic, yeah
Automatic
Girl: Once again, Miranda Lambert
Miranda Lambert: You only love me for my
Big sun glasses
And my Tony Lomas
And my Dodge Dart classic
You said, "I'll be Johhny and you be June
And I'll ride with you to the moon"
But guess what?
You can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken, and the axel's draggin'
You can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault
When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
A-ooh
Ah
Ooh
Ah
Kick it
Yeah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
Oh, heaven help me I've been
Sewing wildflower seeds
And chasing tumble weeds
But that's just who I be
And you're just trying to slow this rolling stone
But I'm on to you, babe
So guess what?
Ah, ah, you can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken, and the axel's draggin'
No, you can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault
When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
Ooh
Ah
Ooh
Ah
Ooh, you only love me for my
Big sun glasses
And my Tony Lomas
I live in Oklahoma
And I've got
Long
Blonde
Hair
And I play guitar, and I go on the road
And I do all the shit you wanna do
And my dog does tricks
And I ain't about drama, ya'll
I love my apron
But I ain't your mama!
So guess what?
WHAT?
Ah ah, you can't ride in my little red wagon
The front seat's broken and the axel's draggin'
No, you can't step to this backyard swagger
You know it ain't my fault
When I'm walkin' jaws droppin' like
Ooh
Ahh
Ooh
Ahh
Ooooh yeah
Ahh
Ooooh, HA!
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