Satoshi's Water Wonderland (Creepypasta)

I had a friend who was this urban explorer from Japan named Hikonomi Nurisake, whose post about... an amusment park with a dark secret got popular on SNS?
We decided to translate the entire post that had three parts from Japanese so... enjoy the exploration explanation with disturbing encounters with stinking sea monster things?
//Sina here, wanted to make a Creepypasta with inspiration from Indigo Park. Sorry if it wasn't creepy or well made. Now onto the creepypasta!
== "Post" 1 ==
There was a waterpark that was closed for confidential reasons next to the theatere. It's name was "Satoshi's Water Wonderland". I decided to take some walks to there. Why the hell was there a slime hag mascot? Oh, that was 2008, wasn't it? 
By the looks of it, it has the natural colors of a slime hag: red-violet, while having antromorphic characteristics such as arms and legs, and it's smiling, too.
So i went to the soveneir shop, mostly filled with the Satoshi slime hag themed ones. There was a crab character, a fish, penguin... even a lamprey, coral, Dolphin and jellyfish character. I then walked into the clothers section and i smelt ROTTING CRABS.
It might be random foods that wasn't cleaned after it's closure, but it was way worse.
WAY WORSE.
It was the crab character called Crabbyi-kun, but she's real. I can hear her breathing after she killed a rat. I felt shivers down my spine when she kept breathing, but i retched and that's when she stopped doing that heavy breathing. She then looked at me and went berserk. I had to run from that crab thing until i sliced her in half with a closing gate. The stench was digustingly strong. To avoid vomiting, i decided to wear a gas mask that i wore when i went to a trash-filled abandoned hotel. As i looked at the fetid smelling crab monster, now dead, it looked weird.
As i suspected, i must be in the entrance for Wobble Slides, an attraction of this place. I went to the top of the building and that's the coral character- Corikya, the coral buddy who is friends with "the Penguin". I think he was talking about that penguin character. Corikya told me he was a cartoonist, whose brain was transplanted to this coral mascot body, all because of the company's pairing with Daikonuki Labs; infamous for cloning humans and abusing animals. When i ran the slide, the Lamprey character decided to chase me down to rip out my organs and hunt me down, and that's when Corikya protected me with his hard to eat body. He then threw the lamprey thing called Loffy as it screamed.
Then i decided to go deeper by going to the Surfy House. It had that fish mascot. What i know that this is supposed to be a hotel and ride tour, but it was way bigger than i thought. There were many rooms with stuff. There was a note at No. 23, saying that they made a scheme with Daikonuki Labs about donating brains for the mascots, disguised as having nothing to do with it by saying that is for making geniuses.
The tour was kinda okay, nothing weird, until...
Another foul stench was detected, along with foot steps. I think Surfy is here. I'm not safe.
== "Post" 2 ==
Manged to escape from Surfy, who was screeching and telling me to leave from his "nest", my heart was beating fast, from the bloodcurdling horror of the fishman, with sharp claws. When i went back, he was trapped in his room, which i did.
Decided to go to Pool 'n Food, where the Penguin character is known for. Suprisingly, the entire canteen is clean, but with bloodstains as an exception. Corikya and i went to the pool part and augh- the disgusting, filthy sea food animal corpses, dirt, what is this? To Corikya's sense of smell, it stank of dead fish and rotten shrimp. Loffy and Dweep Dwoop were helding that penguin charcter, Porikuma, hostage.
For what? Food. I held my crowbar while Corikya managed to attack Loffy. I hit Dwwep Dwoop with my poison-laced crowbar. Ash that dolphin bit it, the poison struck, killing him, whille Loffy was stunned. We managed to save Porikuma after these nasty mascots were dealt with.
I had to go to the Staff's Place, where all the secrects were hidden.
The ground floor is what you expect in the owner's office, nothing suspicious. Until i found a hidden door.
I went to the basement where i found dead crabs, fish, etc. I found a note for the 8 winners of the donation, what?
The jellyfish, Junko was lying around, waiting to be free from this hellscape. He then asked Corikya that Satoshi will break your bones and consume you, bit by bit. I was totally shaking my legs again.
Then i went to the secret lab, where the Hagfish is. He knows any human pressence
And then i heard him growl "ANY TRESSPASERS WILL BE CONSUMED."
Do we dare enter?
== "Post" 3 ==
i wispered "it'll be okay" but he did.
He did hear it.
As we were hiding by the door, he did not notice us. Then he left. We then actually enter to find more notes. We found a newspaper about the waterpark. And then Satoshi came, yelling "HUMAN...". Then he screached like a sci-fi horror monster.
I tried stabbing him with poisoned syringes but he pulled them off his body then into the ground as he turned, grabbed me and then as he was going to consume and digest me... "You will never see us be shown to the public, young man."
Porikuma electricuted him with a tazer.
We then brought the dead bodies to the officals and Funikuatche Entertainment, the company behind Satoshi's Water Wonderland and Daikonuki Labs were sued.
What exactly happendd to the Coral and Penguin? They had normal lives again.
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