Harkinian's Diet

King Harkinian: Gwonam, boi, take me out to dinner! I want pizza.
Gwonam: I can't do that, Your Majesty.
Harkinian: Why not? What's your problem?
Gwonam: It is written, you have diabetes and you are on a diet.
Harkinian: Fuck that. I eat what I want!
Gwonam: Ganon is looking upon you!
Ganon: You must diet or else you will die!
Harkinian: Then what am I supposed to eat for dinner?
Ganon: You will have white raisins.
Harkinian: Oah! I hate raisins! Especially white ones!
Ganon: Eat the raisins!
Harkinian: Or what?
Ganon: Or else you will di-
Gwonam: Ganon, let me handle this.
Harkinian: I'm waiting.
Gwonam: Don't wait any longer. Your Majesty, if you don't eat the raisins, I will kill you.
Caption: Everyone knows...
...that Gwonam never goes back on his word.
And that Harky is a stubborn tight-ass.
Harkinian: What? Oh, what a load of shit! That's not true at all!
Caption: ... 
You're supposed to be DEAD.
Gwonam killed your sorry ass.
Harkinian: OAHHH-
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