The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2023 film)/Trailer transcripts

Promises, Promises by Incubus plays in background
UNIVERSAL INTRO PLAYS
ILLUMINATION INTRO PLAYS
Camera shows ARTHUR DENT, CURRENTLY ANNOYED, walking around on sidewalk of busy road
Camera switches to FORD PREFECT, FRIENDS WITH ARTHUR DENT, ALIEN, at local bar speaking to waiter
FORD PREFECT:
Hey, so the world is kind of ending, so..
WAITER RESPONDS SARCASTICALLY:
Yeah, ok. How much time do we have left?
FORD PREFECT MUTTERS TO SELF IN ANNOYANCE:
He'll see in the end.
MUSIC STOPS
SPACESHIP LANDS IN MIDDLE OF ROAD
ARTHUR STARES AT SPACESHIP
FORD RUNS OUT OF BAR
FORD PREFECT:
Arthur the world is endi- oh, nevermind, you've already noticed.
DRAMATIC MUSIC STARTS
DOOR OF SPACESHIP OPENS
SMOKE COMING OUT OF DOOR
SMOKE CLEARS TO REVEAL PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ, CAPTAIN OF THE VOGONS
DRAMATIC MUSIC STOPS
CAMERA SHOWS PICTURE OF PLANET EARTH
EARTH EXPLODES AND SHIP DRIVES AWAY WHILE DRAMATIC MUSIC STARTS AGAIN
CAMERA SHOWS ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX
FORD PREFECT:
We meet again, Zaphod.
CAMERA SHOWS MARVIN
ARTHUR DENT:
This guy's personality is annoying me.
CAMERA SHOWS TRILLIAN ASTRA
ARTHUR DENT:
Tricia MacMillan?
CAMERA SHOWS EDDIE THE COMPUTER
EDDIE THE COMPUTER:
With odds six thousand seven hundred million agai-
ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX:
Shut up!
BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'STEVE CARELL'
ARTHUR RUNS
BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'BILL HADER'
FORD GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE
BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'MR. T'
ZAPHOD SHOUTS:
Shut up!
BLACK SCREEN, TEXT READS 'PAGET BREWSTER'
TRILLIAN ASTRA:
It's like a workout for my brain working with this idiot robot.
LOGO SHOWS
'THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY'
TRAILER ENDS