The Gang Witnesses the Second Coming of Christ

Episode 5 of Season 1 of The Misadventures of Purple.
== Transcript ==
(Purple walks into the New York capitol building)
Purple: hey can I go shoot somebody?
(Purple gets tackled by security guards)
Purple: Shit!
Guard: STOP! YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!
Purple: Hey what’s that?
Guard: Oh yeah we’re not falling for that one buddy.
(The guards start to turn as a ball of light descends from the skies)
Guard: What is that-
(Purple runs into the capitol)
Purple: WHERE IS CUOMO?
Cuomo: Right here!
Purple: Hi. Sorry!
Cuomo: What?
(Purple pulls out a revolver and shoots Cuomo in the chest then turns around)
Guard: Uh sir WHAT- never mind it doesn’t matter.
Purple: Why’s that?
(A man can be seen in the ball of light)
Purple: Huh?
(Travis walks out of an office)
Travis: K thanks bye. Purple?
Purple: Hey Travis.
Travis: Wait did you SHOOT Andrew Cuomo?
Purple: Yeah, so what?
Travis: Oh thank fuck. Hey what’s that?
Purple: I was going to ask you the same thing. Superhero? Nuclear weapon? Light show? Magician?
Travis: Oh Christ!
Purple: Wait what?
Travis: JOEL THATS JESUS CHRIST!
Purple: Don’t swear!
(All of the guards suddenly get omega seals on their heads and disappear)
Purple: Oh okay. So that makes that the rapture then right?
Travis: Guess so. Time to go!
Purple: Me too.
(Purple and Travis don’t get sealed)
Purple: DAMMIT!
Travis: So what now?
Purple: Let’s go see if Zoltan is still at the don’s. And also Don.
Travis: What?
Purple: I work for the mob.
Travis: Fascist!
Purple: That doesn’t faze me. I just hope Mr. Craps isn’t doing anything too insane. 
(Episode ends) 
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