Iridium

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens with the eviction)
Granite: Wowie. 
Vanessa: Oh god what does “wowie” mean?
Granite: It was a 4-1 vote! Which I think is the most ever!
Vanessa: Good luck Keanu.
Keanu: Good luck to you as well.
Granite: Well Vanessa unfortunately you’ve been evicted!
Vanessa: WHAT WHY AGAIN SERIOUSLY?!
Steve: Bye!
(Vanessa storms out onto the stage)
Granite: Wow, we’re halfway through the competition. Looks like we’re down to 3 people from season 2, 2 from seasons 3 and 4, and 1 from season 1. Hmmmmm. Interesting. Anyways, let’s get to your next challenge. 
(Cut to the challenge center)
Granite: This one’s a fun one.
Noseward: See you say that, and then it generally isn’t fun.
Monty: I agree with Noseward! 
Granite: So you guys know about dinosaurs right? We know they were killed via asteroid because of a line of iridium around that one crater in Mexico.
Girly Teengirl: What is a “Mexico”?
Granite: Oh right you guys only took ocean geography. 
Keanu: I didn’t! Mexico is a human country Girly Teengirl.
Girly Teengirl: Ohhh
Granite: Guys shut up. For today’s challenge, you get to create your own mass extinction event! Be as creative as you want and as destructive as you want. The only guideline is that it has to be something realistic so you guys have difficulty sleeping for a while. Any questions?
Boxy: *falls over*
Granite: Go! Oh wait you guys are going to quietly come up with the ideas. Uhhhhhhhhh Steve want to talk about your adventures?
Steve: FINALLY!
(Steve breathes)
Granite: Time’s up everybody! Please one by one share your ideas!
Steve: WHAT THE FU-
SpongeBob: Okay so how about everybody dies by nukes?
Granite: Points for it being realistic.
Keanu: Pandemic.
Granite: Uhhh less points for being TOO realistic.
Bob Ross: Death by Art!
Granite: That makes no sense and I love it.
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Granite: ...mind blown woah
Girly Teengirl: Death by GLAMOUR!
Granite: I really appreciate the pun. I really do. 
Monty: What if robots kill us all? I feel like the uprising is soon and-
Granite: You’ve said enough. 
Noseward: THE CULT TAKES OVER!
Granite: NO!
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Granite: Really not as charming as it usually is. Okay Hoopla wins!
Hoopla: I am a man of few words. 
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Hoopla: Monty and Bob Ross. Time to split up that duo!
Monty: THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS!
Bob Ross: Hey man that’s not very nice!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Granite: Well guys go vote for either Monty or Bob Ross to be the next person evicted!
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