Pranking Paradise/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: March 29, 2008
Episode Copyrighted: 2008
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts in SpongeBob's bedroom in the morning.
SpongeBob's alarm rings 5 times.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *yells* I'M READY! *talks normally* I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! *looks at Gary and smudges my face* Today's a new day, Gare Bear! It's April Fools Day! It's time to prank Luan!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Another beautiful day at the most prestigious restaurant establishment in town, *mouth waters* The Krusty Krab!
Victory screech.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, time for me to hit the sink and head off. *brushes my teeth*
Gary the Snail: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh. Oh! I almost forgot - let me feed you some breakfast, right after I finish brushing my teeth! *continues brushing my teeth*
Gary the Snail: Meow. *touches SpongeBob's with my eye*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *slightly frustrated* Hold on a minute, Gary. I've got to brush, brush, brush for two minutes, or else I'll end up like Old Man Jenkins!
Patrick Star: *climbs up SpongeBob's pineapple and opens a nearby window, excitedly* Did somebody say Old Man Jenkins?!
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Ugh. It’s April Fools Day. With a prankster like Luan, she can go overboard with all the pranking. Which is why we have three tactics: never leave your room, stock pile on enough food, and always have all your personal belongings with you.
Unfortunately, Luan has heard everything Lincoln said from the opposite side of his pineapple house.
Luan Loud: *sneakily* Right. Did somebody say Old Man Jenkins?! *laughs* Get it?! But seriously, have all your personal belongings with you.
She deviously sneaks off.
Gary the Snail: Meow. *touches SpongeBob again*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *rinses mouth* Boy Gary, you must be hungry today! Let's go and get us some grub!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks downstairs and prepares some breakfast for Gary*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pens a Snail-Po can and places the food in Gary's bowl*
Gary the Snail: *starts eating and dining quickly*
Lincoln Loud: *observes* Wow, you are hungry! Last night's marathon must've kept you up for a while!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Anyway, I have to go to work. *lifts KK workhat* Call me if you need anything! Toodles! *closes door, then walks to work as usual*
Lincoln Loud: Have fun at work! *to Lily* Hey Lily, let's play with Gary.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Time card reading "Meanwhile at Master Lox's Lair…"
French Narrator: Meanwhile at Master Lox's Lair…
Screen cuts to Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: *grabs my eyebrows* Ugh, this is so unfair! It's April Fools Day, remember?! Luan is gonna prank us all!
Plankton: *grabs my antenna* Karen, life is so unfair!
Karen Plankton: Why is that, Sheldon?
Plankton: It is almost impossible for me to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Lord Master Lox: Yeah! We have tried 9,999 times and all of these plots have been mahoosive failures! What should we do?
Pearl Master Lox: Try for a 10,000th time, then. Only other options Karen's CPU can think of.
Lord Master Lox: I'll just get ripped into tatters. The last time I tried Mr. Krabs slammed us like a golf ball, literally. His golf swing was spot on.
Pearl Master Lox: Are you a man or are you a mouse?
Lord Master Lox: Fine, I'll try for 10,000 times, but if this fails, you owe me a fortune to pay for hospital bills. I'm broke.
Pearl Master Lox: You're broke because Plankton had always failed to steal the secret formula you've plotted to steal for a lifetime now. That's pretty tragic. Now go, young amoeba. Karen?
Karen Plankton: Got it! *kicks Master Lox and Plankton outside of Master Lox's Lair*
Plankton: *gets up and rubs forehead* Ugh. *notices Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *accidentally steps on Plankton*
Plankton: Lincoln, can you watch where you're going, for pete's sake?!
Lincoln Loud: *puzzled* Hm? *lifts shoe* Oh hi, Plankton. What are you doing there, silly! *removes Plankton, who's stuck to the sole of my shoe*
Plankton: You're forgetting to look where you're going! I'm tired of this discrimination and inequity, and someday, *growls with fists in the air* I WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Lincoln Loud: *walks into the Loud House*
Plankton: *talks to myself* Let me sneak in through the back. If I go through the front, I'll either get noticed and bruised or I'll get stepped on. Either way, it'd be gruesome. *to Master Lox* Master Lox?
Lord Master Lox: Sneak to the Krusty Krab.
Plankton: Okay, Master Lox. *sneaks into the Krusty Krab through the back door of the kitchen and goes unnoticed*
Squidward Tentacles: *through a megaphone* SpongeBob! We need two orders of Kelp Fries for table 5, pronto.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Coming right up, Squiddy!
Plankton: Time to sneak into Krabs' office. *gasps*
Lord Master Lox: Plankton, I'll prank her. *scares Luan* Boo.
Luan Loud: You can't scare me, Master Lox. *laughs and pranks Master Lox*
Lord Master Lox: *growls* LUAN, YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks towards the back kitchen table and almost steps on Plankton*
Plankton: *leaps under the table, only to start running away from lurking urchins* Drats! That was a close one. *crawls under the door connecting the kitchen to Krab's office*
Mr. Krabs: *gasps* What are you doing here, little pipsqueak? Came around for another round of firecrackers?
Plankton: CURSES! This is the 10,000th time, Krabs, the 10,000th time!
Mr. Krabs: *to Master Lox* And what are you doing here?!
Lord Master Lox: She pranked me for a scare of laughter! Look at this! She made my coat white!
Mr. Krabs: *lifts Master Lox and Plankton and takes them outside with some explosive fireworks in my claws*
Plankton: What the barnacles are you doing?!
Mr. Krabs: Ready to send you to Mars, where you belong, you little nimrod. *ignites fireworks*
Lord Master Lox: Oh no! Fireworks!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *screams and skin starts to sag* AHHHHHHHH!! *reaches the surface of the ocean near Bikini Atoll, then sinks back down, except he unexpectedly landed on the ship of the Flying Dutchman*
Lord Master Lox: *gasps* Oh, gosh... that was a nightmare. I thought we were going to...
The Flying Dutchman: *blasts* WHO DARES DISTURB THE FLYING DUTCHMAN IN HIS OWN LAIR?!
Lord Master Lox: Who? What? You're just a ghost. Go back to your coffin. And we're not here to say. Mr. Krabs unintentionally sent me here by pretending I was part of an April Fools celebration.
The Flying Dutchman: *picks Plankton up with two fingers and stares at him through one eye*
He then sniffs him.
Plankton: What the?!
The Flying Dutchman: Hm, I can smell the scent of failure. You look and sound like a dead pathogen. What in heaven's throne happened to your antenna and your eyebrows? Why is it burnt?
Lord Master Lox: *agitated* Didn't I already tell you?! Mr. Krabs lit us on fire. He blasted us into the sky.
The Flying Dutchman: Why?
Plankton: Because we were in his office.
The Flying Dutchman: Why?
Plankton: Because Master Lox told me I was trying to steal the formula.
The Flying Dutchman: Why?
Plankton: *smudges face* In all of your ghastly days as a dead pirate, have you ever noticed with your two round eyes one customer at Master Lox's Lair?
The Flying Dutchman: I thought that place was a breeding ground for zoo animals?
Lord Master Lox: Enough with the questions. Our life story and goal is ruined. We failed for the *screeches and starts tearing up* 10,000TH TIME!
The Flying Dutchman: I bet I could steal the formula from that old timer on my first go. He's easy bait.
Plankton: You'll disintegrate if you don't know what you're doing. And you're a dead body - what juicy *advantage* Does that bring you?
The Flying Dutchman: Those dogs wouldn't notice me even if they tried. Plus, I'M A GHOST, AHAHAHAHA! I can spit fire out of my tongue and I can bust their fragile skeletons at any time I please! *evil laugh with thunder*
Plankton: *satisfied* Well then! Maybe we should form an alliance against SpongeBoob, Patrick, and that old Crustacean so we can rule the World!
The Flying Dutchman: *disgruntled* You can be my sidekick. *flicks Plankton off of the ship*
Thunder clouds roll in. The Flying Dutchman is in town. The Flying Dutchman enters the Krusty Krab with a horrifying soundtrack being played. Screen cuts to The Loud House in Lincoln's room.
Lincoln Loud: Where’s Bun-Bun?! Where’s my stuffed rabbit?!
Lori Loud: My phone! I need to talk to my Bobby-poo!
Leni Loud: My dress! It took me a month to make it, and it’s not even finished yet!
Luna Loud: Where’s my guitar?! How am I going to shred now?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: My football! I lost a soccer ball before, and now my football!
Lucy Loud: My poems! All those poems that I wrote, gone!
Lana Loud: My caps! I don’t want to keep on wearing the same cap forever!
Lola Loud: Where are all my awards for all the beauty pageants I won?! My reputation is destroyed!
Lisa Loud: My chemicals! They could go off any minute!
Lily Loud: Blankie! *wails*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where's Gary?! Where's my snail pet?!
Patrick Star: My comic books are missing!
Squidward Tentacles: My clarinet! I need to play this note!
Mr. Krabs: Me money! *cries*
Sandy Cheeks: My suit! I need to wear clothes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wait a minute! *to other heroes* Is anybody missing something?!
Others: YES!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I think I might know who did this!
Others: LUAN!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I thought so. Come on! We have to find our stuff!
Sandy Cheeks: Lincoln, wake up! We need your help! Luan took all our stuff!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, right! *jumps from my bed, but slips immediately*
SpongeBob SquarePants: What the barnacles?!
He looks at the floor and notices that it’s covered in ice
Lincoln Loud: *yells to Luan* Way to make things more complicated, Luan! *removes all the wooden boards barricading my door, and notices that other heroes are having trouble with their footing*
Squidward Tentacles: I can’t believe Luan did this!
Lana Loud: Yeah. This is probably her coldest prank yet, literally and figuratively.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Listen. The quicker we find our belongings, the sooner we can go back to your rooms and take shelter for the rest of the day.
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah.
Red Rectangle: We would find our stuff. Let's go see the Flying Dutchman.
Screen cuts to The Flying Dutchman.
The Flying Dutchman: *blinds, blue light* AVAST!
Squidward Tentacles: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Could it be?
Mr. Krabs: Not you again. Batten down the hatches!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *evil laughs*
The Flying Dutchman and Lynn Loud Jr.: Huh?!
The Flying Dutchman: It's the Evil Grandpa Master Lox!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Happy April Fools Day! Prepare to steal the formula! The secret formula will be mine!
The Flying Dutchman: Grandpa Master Lox! How did he steal the formula?
Lincoln Loud: *holds a phone* It is my duty to report prank property!
Lord Master Lox: Why?
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *angrily shouts* You fools!
The Flying Dutchman: *nervously* Grandpa Master Lox! Boy, am I glad we finally found you!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: So, it was Luan's prank, so Plankton stole the formula and my henchmens!
The Flying Dutchman: Stole the formula? We just went out to get pizza!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Um, that was 300 years ago!
The Flying Dutchman: Um, we got lost? But we've been looking for ye ever since... to give ye back the formula!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Really? I'm sorry I was so cross with you!
The Flying Dutchman: *sails away*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *growls* MR. KRABS?!
Mr. Krabs: What?!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Plankton stole the formula! The formula belongs to me!
Mr. Krabs: Me formuler!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Too bad! *walks directly into Mr. Krabs' office and into the safe of the Secret Formula* The Secret Formula is mine! All mine! *evil laughs*
Mr. Krabs: You can't do that!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Don't be robbing me of this precious, golden recipe, Mr. Krabs! It's now all mine. You don't want a trip to Davy Jones' locker, do you old coot?
Mr. Krabs: *shivers*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *devilishly laughs* AHAHAHAHA! WAHAHAHAHA! *runs away and storm clouds fade*
Mr. Krabs' mouth is wide open, speechless.
The Flying Dutchman: Oh no! He's got the formula! Come to me!
Plankton: *on the ground, outside the Krusty Krab, yells to Grandpa Master Lox* HEY, YOU DEMISED LOON! I COMMAND YOU TO HAND OVER THE FORMULA TO THE CHUM BUCKET. It should be MINE! *jumps repeatedly* GIVE IT! GIVE IT! *rips my antennas* YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY WITH IT!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *starts crying* This is terrible! The Evil Grandpa Master Lox has held hostage the beacon of Krabby Patties and Luan is the prankster. *cries even louder* WHAT DO WE DO?!
Patrick is at a nearby table eating a Krabby Patty.
Patrick Star: *depressed* Does this mean there won't be anymore Krabby Patties anymore?
Leni Loud: No Krabby Patties?
Lincoln Loud: I hate to say it but...
Squidward Tentacles: Yes.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *wails* Oh Squidward! Why did you have to say it! *cries even more, with Patrick, Lincoln and Leni joining in*
Mr. Krabs: This is a national emergency. Does anyone here know any professionally licensed "Pranking Paradise"?
SpongeBob SquarePants: *cheers up* Oh yeah!
Lincoln Loud: Sandy's the one! She helped us fight back Luan.
Mr. Krabs: Well then! What are ya waitin' for, boyys! Go find that squirrel!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye aye, Captain. Can we bring Patrick and Leni along?
The Flying Dutchman: No time to waste! Go, go, go!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *whispers* Okay.
Lincoln Loud: That's the cue to come, Pat and Leni. *winks*
Patrick Star and Leni Loud: Yipee!/Totes! *drools on Lori, who stands nearby*
Lori Loud: Go, already! *hands crossed*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *heads to Sandy's treedome*
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy. What's up, y'all?
Patrick Star: *sweats terribly* SANDY! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, THE MOST TERRIBLE THING JUST HAPPENED TO THE WORLD AND EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!
Sandy Cheeks: Uh.. Lincoln, care to explain?
Lincoln Loud: No, he's right. The Evil Grandpa Master Lox has stolen the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!
Sandy Cheeks: Why don't you folks just ask for it back?
Patrick Star: *laughs* Bsst. *makes a grotesque face* People from Texas sure are stupid!
SpongeBob SquarePants: How do you fight supervillains?
Sandy Cheeks: The only way to fight these deceased, green spirits is through a turbo-charge, ghost-hunting, electric and unmatched vac.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *whispers to Patrick* That means vacuum.
Sandy Cheeks: I have all the parts to make this type of contraption, but it'll probably take a few minutes. Do you mind waiting?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: Cool.
Lincoln Loud: We have to prank her.
Montage plays of them waiting. After ten minutes, their faces appear wrinkled. After 60 minutes, their eyes appear red. After two hours, they look weak.
Time card reading "Four Grueling and Challenging Hours Later..."
French Narrator: Four grueling and challenging hours later...
After four hours, they develop a full coat of white hair and beards like seniors.
Sandy Cheeks: AND... *fixes last bolt* DONE!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *rips off the white hair and beards*
Patrick Star: BORING. BUT FINALLY. I definitely needed some nachos to keep me alive or else I would've been a ghost by now.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yahoo.
Lincoln Loud: But how will we get to the Evil Villain Industries HQ. And how will we be able to ambush him?
Sandy Cheeks: I have some suits that can take us there and turn us into superheroes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Genius!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Lincoln and Leni Loud: *abruptly bows down to Sandy*
As if she's their deity.
Leni Loud: All..... Hail..... the wise one..... Ms. Cheeks!
Lincoln Loud: All..... Hail..... the wise one..... Ms. Cheeks!
Patrick Star: All..... Hail..... the wise one..... Ms. Cheeks!
SpongeBob SquarePants: All..... Hail..... the wise one..... Ms. Cheeks!
Sandy Cheeks: *giggles* A little while ago, I sprayed these slick suits with invisible spray and equipped them with a jet pack. But yes, the force is with the US once we step into these brilliant super hero equipment.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Can we invite more heroes and villains to join us with some wisdom?
Sandy Cheeks: Uh... isn't this an emergency? Do we need them? Make it quick, guys. I thought this was urgent.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *dials number*
Mermaid Man: Hello?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Um... excuse me, great ones,
Patrick Star: *grabs the phone and yells* IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!
Mermaid Man: OH! THERE'S EVIL ON THE LOOSE! AHHHHH!
Barnacle Boy: *grabs the phone* Who is this?
SpongeBob SquareaPants: *breathes into the phone and talks slowly* Y O U R B I G G E S T F A N !
Barnacle Boy: Oh brother... It's April Fools Day! *falls back in chair*
Lincoln Loud: We need your vital assistance in the fight against evil. The Evil Grandpa Master Lox has stolen the secret formula of the Krabby Patty and Luan has stolen all our stuff! It was a prank!
Lord Hater: No, we're not the right ones, kid, up to this task.
Lincoln Loud: PRETTY PLEASE?!
Lord Hater: No.
Lincoln Loud: PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE?!
Lord Hater: I said no.
Lincoln Loud: PRETTY, PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP?!
Lord Hater: OH COME ON, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, YOU IMBECILE!
Commander Peepers: SIR!
Mermaid Man: C'mon Barnacle Man! This sponge needs our help. You can't sit there nick-nack-jack like a deck of cards when THERE'S EVIL ON THE LOOSE! EVIL! EVIIIIIILLLLL! ONWARDS AGAINST EEEVVVVIIIILLLLLL!
Barnacle Boy: Shut your big pie hole, you old soul. This is a prank, can't you see? Do you have cotton in your ears again?
Mermaid Man still continues to drag Barnacle Boy despite resistance into the invisible boatmobile. And they started driving to Sandy's, and literally crash into her treedome. Mermaid Man gets out screaming...
Mermaid Man: EEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Lisa Loud: Dang it.
Sandy Cheeks: What in tarnation?
Luna Loud: But, where's the Flying Dutchman?
The Flying Dutchman: *offscreen* I'm right here on my ship. *onscreen* Let's fight Grandpa Master Lox who has the secret formula and fight Luan who is pranking.
Barnacle Boy: See? This is what happens when a sleezeball triggers Mermaid Man's counter-evil instincts at dusk.
Leni Loud: Everyone, get in the Dutchman's ship!
The Flying Dutchman: Why certainly.
All the Heroes: *gets in the Dutchman's ship*
Barnacle Boy: I don't see anything.. *gets smacked by Mermaid Man, angered* HEY!
Mermaid Man: The fight against evil is only beginning!
Lincoln Loud: Everyone! *points northwest* To the Evil Villain Industries HQ to the top of the building!
The Flying Dutchman: The Evil Villain Industries HQ to the top of the building, right there where The Evil Grandpa Master Lox has stolen the formula. *sails away*
Meanwhile at Master Lox's Lair.
Lord Master Lox: Karen, Pearl, I'll be visiting a ghostly man called the Black Grandpa Master Lox with a glowing red face. He successfully stole the formula, and we must negotiate. We are both evil-doers, rulers of the world, and Plankton gave him the idea. If he doesn't budge, we will! and we will prevail!
Plankton: Yes!
Pearl is busy.
Karen Plankton: *serious face in the background*
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: Goodbye! *starts jetpack*
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Plankton, The Flying Dutchman, Master Lox, Wander, Sylvia, Hater, Peepers, Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, Giant Realistic Flying Tiger, Yellow, Red, Blue, Orange, Pink, Purple, White, Black, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Rita and Lynn Sr. all arrive on the Evil Villain Industries HQ simultaneously, albeit on opposite sides of the tower building.
Lord Master Lox: Time to show this busted corn man who's boss!
Sandy Cheeks: *whispers to SpongeBob* Psst. What are Master Lox and Plankton doing here?
SpongeBob SquarePants: He raged and exploded earlier when the Evil Grandpa Master Lox abandoned them with the formula.
Sandy Cheeks: Wow, so he's hunting for the Formula too. We have competition.
Patrick Star: Duh.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Mermaid Man: That doesn't matter square one or starfish. Where's the EEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!
Lord Master Lox: *confused and thinks* Who else is on board? I don't see anybody. Or... even worse... maybe this place is evil and populated by villains!
Thunder roles in again, lighting strikes.
The Flying Dutchman: Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman in his own den?!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *gasps and points at Plankton, the only one visible* You again?! You've ruined everything! I thought I made you scramble and run for it?
Plankton: I wasn't the one who disturbed you, Sir, but... *gazes at secret formula* but... I DEMAND YOU TO HAND OVER THAT PIECE OF TREASURE THIS INSTANT, you ghoul.
Lord Master Lox: You were the one who pranked us, Luan!
Luan Loud: Oh.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Haha, you think I'd listen to a gnat? No one can stop me from robbing your precious Bikini Bottom from this delicacy! *lightning strikes* Ahahahahaha.
Sandy Cheeks: Not if we have anything to do about it, with this unsophisticated swine.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Who said that?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, The Flying Dutchman, Wander, Sylvia, Lord Hater, Commander Peepers, Uncle Grandpa, Belly Bag, Mr. Gus, Pizza Steve, Yellow, Red, Blue, Orange, Pink, Purple, White, Black Rectangle, Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana, Lola and Lisa, Rita and Lynn Loud Sr.: Us.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Giant Realistic Flying Tiger: *roars*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Hold up, let me take care of this chicken first. *zaps Master Lox and Plankton and kicks them out of the Evil Villain Industries HQ*
Whistling falling sound is heard.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *falls and burns on fire* Ahhhh!
Plankton: *shouts* Holy mother of pearl! WHY, WORLD, WHY?!
Sandy Cheeks: *with net, tries to capture the visible Grandpa Master Lox* Rats! I can't catch him in my net!
Luan Loud: That's why I pranked you! Happy April Fools Day, Sandy! *evil laughs*
Green Rectangle: Nice job, Luan!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ayeeeeya! *tries to Karate Punch the Evil Grandpa Master Lox*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Fools! I'm a villain! You can't catch me or inflict me!
Mermaid Man: EEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLL is afoot!
Wander: Evil afoot!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Oh, is that Mermaid Man and Wander I hear? We can play the invisible game if you want!
Luan Loud: I love invisible games! *evil laughs*
Grandpa Master Lox suddenly flicks his fingers, which turns him invisible.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What do we do now, uh... *sweats*
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: You superheroes are no match! I have endless tricks up my sleeve. You can't catch me with a net, in karate, or mind-boggling, confuzzling work of your type!
The Flying Dutchman: Oh no.
Sylvia: Oh grop.
Uncle Grandpa: Oh flippin' frog legs.
Barnacle Boy: Why did we pick up the phone? Why?!
Lincoln Loud: *whispers to Lisa* Let's activate the vacuum.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: I heard that! You can't suck me up because you don't know where I am! Y'all are a laughing stock! Ahahahaha!
Mermaid Man: Let's try this then! We will never surrender or accept defeat to EEVVIILLLL! *grabs and turns on magnet from secret utility belt*
Grandpa Master Lox's coat is attracted to the magnet.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: What are you doing? What's happening? I can't escape! You'll pay for this in Davy Jones' Locker!
Lisa Loud: Good thinking, Mermaid Man! *winks* Time to suck him up through the vacuum!
Belly Bag: Heck yeah!
Lisa Loud: *turns on vacuum, but isn't powerful enough* Strange. I thought this would be powerful enough. Totally off what I anticipated.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: Let me roam free, or I will maul you! Now!
Luan Loud: Yeah!
Sandy Cheeks: I need backup and reinforcement.
Lisa Loud: Everyone, join in and help me suck him into the vacuum. One vacuum isn't enough! Join in before he escapes!
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *continues to attempt to escape* It looks like I have one thing to do: destroy all of you.
Others: *starts up our vacuums*
The Grandpa Master Lox is reeled in like a fish.
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Treason! *starts blazing into the air, trying to burn up and destroy everything, ends up in vacuum storage, tattered, still tries to burn my way out*
Then suddenly… Explosion. Everyone is now sitting on the ground at midnight with pieces of the Evil Villain Industries HQ scattered everywhere.
The Flying Dutchman: You did it, guys! You defeated The Evil Grandpa Master Lox!
Heroes and Villains: Hooray!
Luan Loud: Guys, I'm sorry for pranking! I won't prank you again!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's okay. It's a long story... *smiles*
All except Mermaid Man: *laughs*
Lord Master Lox: I love to hear!
Plankton: Yeah, it makes funny noises!
Mermaid Man: EVVIIIILLLLLLLL!!
Barnacle Boy: What are you talking about, old-timer? "Evil" is defeated!
Old Man Jenkins: Did somebody say "evil"?!?!
Lincoln and Leni are catching prank balloons.
Lincoln Loud: *laughs, then accidentally pops prank balloon, then it makes the world disappear* Oh no! It's disappearing!
The world is disappearing.
All Heroes and Villains: *screams in horror*
Screen turns white.
Squidward Tentacles: *walks* Hello? Anybody? Hello? *offers my both hands* Huh, I think everyone's dead now.
Screen cuts in black and it says "YOU GOT PRANKED!"
The Evil Grandpa Master Lox: *offscreen* You got pranked! *evil laughs*
Screen cuts back in white and it says "Happy April Fools Day!"
Luan Loud: *offscreen* Happy April Fools Day! *laughs* Get it?!
It zooms out on TV, then it cuts to the Loud House in the living room, The Flying Dutchman, Squidward, Uncle Grandpa, Hater and Luan are sitting on the couch, everyone is laughing.
Luan Loud: *laughs*
Squidward Tentacles: I hate pranking!
Screen cuts in black. Episode ends.
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