Mine All Day

Mine All Day is the fourth episode of the first season of The Whatever Show.
==Transcript==
Steve: Sure was nice of SpongeBob to have a crossover with us, eh, Luigi?
Alex: My name's Alex.
Steve: Riiiight.
Alex: So when do we meet this SpongeBob kid? I'm almost out of glow berries.
Steve: What kind of Minecraft player uses glow berries as a primary food source?
Alex: Me, of course. Also you're the one eating mushroom stew.
(Steve eats a bowl of mushroom stew)
Steve: Yeah I guess you do have a point.
(The duo see a yellow beacon light in the distance)
Steve: That just might be him! Let's go!
(The duo run towards the yellow beacon light to see a blocky pineapple house)
Alex: Ew, what kind of house is that?
Steve: It's a pineapple, Alex. It's a fruit.
Alex: Yeah. Totally knew that.
(The iron door opens as SpongeBob appears on the other side)
SpongeBob: Oh hey it's the Minecraft guys! Welcome! I'll show you around for a bit.
(Steve and Alex come inside and follow SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: This is my pet Gary. He's a cat.
Gary: Meow.
Steve: Cool.
SpongeBob: And here's my bedroom. I like to bounce on the bed a lot, like this.
(SpongeBob climbs the diving board and jumps onto his purple bed)
Alex: Mom told me to never do that.
SpongeBob: Well I don't live with my mom anymore so joke’s on her.
Alex: Fair point.
SpongeBob: Honestly, there's not much to my pineapple home. The rest just explains itself.
Steve: (pointing to a cage with a parrot in it) What's that?
SpongeBob: Oh that's my parrot Shelly. She never really does anything to be honest.
Steve: I see.
Alex: So, now that you showed us your home, are you ready to go on a mining adventure?
SpongeBob: You bet I am.
Steve: Great, let's go! Oh, and you'll probably need this.
(Steve gives SpongeBob a diamond pickaxe)
SpongeBob: Cool… and shiny.
Steve: Let's get to it. There's a lush cave around 690 blocks from spawn. You'll see the vines.
Alex: (snickering)
Steve: Yeah I know, funny number. Let's go.
(Blocky transition to the trio around 690 blocks from spawn)
SpongeBob: There’s those vines you talked about.
Alex: Yeah, let’s mine some deepslate!
Steve: You really like deepslate don’t you?
Alex: Why wouldn’t you? It makes this cool sound and- (she sees that the other two have gone into the cave without her) Hey, wait for me!
SpongeBob: Cool, what’s all this green stuff?
Steve: That’s moss. And over there, that’s clay.
SpongeBob: Jeez, how far does this cave go down?
Steve: Well, uhh…
Alex: Hey, I think I see diamonds!
SpongeBob: Where?!
(Alex points to a few stray diamonds next to a dungeon)
Steve: Oh poop, it’s next to a dungeon spawner.
Alex: C’mon, it can’t be that bad.
(Around six skeletons aim their bows at the trio)
SpongeBob: Barnacles, what do we do?!
Steve: I forgot to grab our shields!
Alex: I’ll grab the diamonds, you two run!
(SpongeBob and Steve run away from the skeletons. Alex quickly mines the diamonds and gets hit by skeletons’ arrows a few times before running back)
Alex: That was a pain-
Steve: Alex, look out!
Alex: What?
(A creeper blows up and kills Alex)
SpongeBob: Ooh, diamond armor!
Steve: Hey, don’t steal her stuff. That’s hers!
SpongeBob: I know, but it’s so shiny.
Steve: Hopefully it doesn’t take too long for her to get back. But with all the mountains and snow and stuff I’m not sure about that.
SpongeBob: (eating bread) If only Minecraft had Krabby Patties for me to eat…
Steve: Krabby what?
SpongeBob: Krabby Patties. I make them all the time at my job.
Steve: Oh yeah, I forgot. (eats his last bowl of mushroom stew) Dang it! Maybe Alex was right, mushroom stew takes up too much space.
(SpongeBob goes over to some cave vines and picks some glow berries)
Steve: Oh yeah, forgot about those. Might wanna light up the place before mobs spawn though.
SpongeBob: Oh, right. (he grabs some torches and starts lighting up the place)
(Just then, an enderman spawns right in front of SpongeBob, instantly angering him)
SpongeBob: AHHH! What do I do what do I do?
Steve: Just kill it!
SpongeBob: (hitting the enderman with his sword) That diamond armor would be pretty useful right now!
Steve: We didn’t have enough diamonds for that!
(SpongeBob finally lands a kill on the enderman, and only has 1.5 hearts left)
SpongeBob: Phew. (eats some glow berries)
Steve: I’d say something but I know what happened last time.
(Meanwhile…)
Alex: All these stupid mountains are getting in the way. I bet this one goes up to a million blocks. (gets stuck in powder snow) Well that’s inconvenient. (breaks powder snow) That was too easy.
(A stray then starts shooting at her)
Alex: Great… these guys. Who asked for these guys to be added again?
(A phantom then swoops at her)
Alex: Seriously, WHO ASKED FOR THEM? Oh look, a goat!
(The goat then rams into Alex, causing her to fly hundreds of blocks into the air and land into a lake near the lush caves)
Alex: (getting out of the lake) Well that’s convenient. Time to catch up with the others.
(One very long cave walk later…)
SpongeBob: Alex! (fighting off a witch, and gets poisoned) You’re back! Barnacles…
Alex: Here, have some milk.
(Alex gives SpongeBob her bucket of milk, and he drinks it to get rid of the effect)
SpongeBob: Thanks.
Alex: Don’t mention it.
Steve: Okay, now that Alex is back, we can continue mining!
SpongeBob: Hooray!
(PewDiePie’s song Mine All Day plays as the trio mine several minerals and materials, and sometimes fight mobs.)
SpongeBob: Oh hey, Squidward!
Alex: That’s a squid, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: But Squidward’s an octopus!
(Alex sighs)
Steve: (mines one last diamond ore) I think that’s the last of them in this entire cave. Whew, that was a lot of work.
Alex: You’re telling me, I’m starving. Oh wait. (eats a glow berry) Much better.
SpongeBob: Uhh, guys?
(SpongeBob points to an angry mob of cave spiders approaching them)
Steve: (gulps) RUN!
(The trio hop their way out of the cave, and eventually they make it back up to the surface)
Alex: Good thing we know how to sprint.
SpongeBob: (catching his breath) Yeah. So, what now?
Steve: We count our treasure.
(Back at SpongeBob’s house)
Alex: Let's see what we got here.
(The trio put all their collected things from the cave mining into a large chest)
SpongeBob: So much coal.
Alex: Too much coal.
Steve: And nowhere near as many diamonds.
SpongeBob: We did get a bunch of iron at least.
Alex: And we got a name tag. I'm gonna name my parrot Racism. Racism is always funny.
Steve: Ohhhhhkay then…
Alex: So, it's a wrap.
SpongeBob: It was nice meeting you.
Steve: Nice meeting you too. Bye everyone!
(Steve and Alex left the game)
SpongeBob: Looks like I get all the loot.
(Mr. Krabs pops up)
Mr. Krabs: Oh no you don't! It's all mine now.
(Krabs raids the chest but realizes his inventory is already full)
Mr. Krabs: Dang it, foiled again!
(SpongeBob kills Krabs with a sword. The episode ends)
Category:2021
Category:2021 Episodes
Category:2021 Transcripts
Category:Episodes
Category:Transcripts
Category:Episode transcripts
Category:FireMatch
Category:2020s