Jess Black/Quotes

The following is a selection of quotes from Jess Black.
* "Name's Jess. Jess Black. Find me at the Lumber Mill."
* "You drive like my drunk old man... that's a compliment!" (While riding in a vehicle being driven badly)
* "Guess I should be more happy since things are lookin' up. I mean, I ain't not happy. I just don't feel... anything. Whatever, I fuckin' hate small talk."
* "I don't like people who complain about ammo shortages. I'm like: "Bitch, get a bow." Make your own ammo from sticks and rocks."
* "The best way to take care of your shit is to not own shit in the first place." (Idle chatter)
* "Who the hell would wanna live here after all that John's done?" (Idle chatter while in Holland Valley)
* "What a piece of shit that John guy was. Known a lot of pieces of shit in my life. But he's like, top 2... Wait, maybe he's tied for number 1 even. (Sigh) It's hard. Like I said, I've known a lot of pieces of shit."
* "Without Jacob I don't know what I'd be doing right now... Killing other shit, just not Peggies, I guess..."
* "I'm maybe be addicted to killing Peggies, but at least it's not drugs."
* "The cult are gonna have to up their game if they want to play with us."
*"Here Peggie-Peggie" (When in combat)
* "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!" (When in combat)
* "Peek-a-fucking-boo, I see you!" (When in combat)
* "Where is your Father now, huh??!!" (When killing an enemy)
* "Go to hell, fuckface!" (When killing an enemy)
*"Sleep tight mother-fucker."(When killing an enemy)
* "Baptism by my fire!" (When an enemy catches fire)
* "Burn, motherfucker, burn, motherfucker, burn!" (When an enemy catches fire)
* "I like mine rare." (When an enemy catches fire)
* "Aww, should've brought marshmallows!" (When an enemy catches fire)
* "You're lucky you got me." (Idle conversation)
* "Fuckin' idiots... you never build a bunker this close to fuckin' water..." (When near the Deep Dive Prepper Stash)
* "Nice dog, make sure he dosen't give away our position" (When commenting about Boomer)
* "You've got a nice sized mutt. I can't stand the little yappy ones" ( When commenting about Boomer)
* "You the cat!"( When Peaches takes down an enemy)
* "Nice Pussy" (When commenting about Peaches)
* "Here Kitty Kitty!" (When commenting about Peaches)
* "Meow!" (When commenting about Peaches)
* "Wow, really sweet bear." (When commenting about Cheeseburger)
* "Rad bear!" (When commenting about Cheeseburger)
* "Bears fuckin' rock!" (When commenting about Cheeseburger)
* "Badass bear, yo!" (When commenting about Cheeseburger)
* "We fuckin OWNED them." (After a fight.)
* "Not today fuckwads." (Meaning she's not dying today - a challenge.)
* "Nice dog, what do you feed him, Peggies I hope." (When commenting about Boomer.)
* "I remind you of me, you mean like 40 years ago?" (When commenting to Hurk's mom.)
* "You shouldn't make so much noise, Hurk, you're going to get yourself killed."
* "You should get a quieter weapon." (to Hurk's mom.)
* "Nice dog, he kind of stinks though" (When commenting about Boomer.)
* "I have killed so many Peggies I lost count - must be over 500 by now."
* "I finally found something I'm good at - killing Peggies with a bow.". (Idle conversation.)
* "Great shot!" (When you make a great shot - like an arrow right in a Peggie's head.)
* "Wow, finally somebody as crazy as I am" (When you shoot enemies on the other side of the river with a fire arrow)
* "ALLL RIGHTTTTT!" (When you do a really good job with the fire arrows.)
* "See him - OVER THERE!" (When she sees a distant enemy that I can't see at all.)
* "Should I take that shot for you?" (When you seem to be hesitating on an arrow shot.)
* "Whatever, I got my own shit." (When dismissed.)
* "Zero fucks given!" (When replying to a comment from Hurk.)
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