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are you tired of worthless carbon based entities, [SUBJECT SPECIES HERE] and other problems?
try the new entity b-gone! just spritz the problem entity with our simple meat based solution and turn those pesky goblins into juicy 10 ounce steaks! worried about the ethics of such practices? you should be no worries!
the enemy is considered live stock as soon as the spray touches them! (only possible in NAPD controlled areas) so get right to spritzing! call now and get a free bottle and a special seasoning kit!
(we are not liable for any legal action taken against you or beefication upon consumption of the steak)