Constapatedape

constapatedape is currently the Head Coach of Washington State and General Manager of the Indianapolis Colts.
==Pre-CFBHC Slash The Real World==
Before entering the coaching ranks, constapatedape grew up along the Illinois/Indiana border south of Chicago. Raised a Northwestern fan, constapatedape found a love of Notre Dame football after his mother moved in with his uncle during his parents divorce. constapatedape graduated from Thornton Fractional South High School before going on to attend Illinois State University. During his time as a Redbird, constapatedape was active in the Delta Chi fraternity and College Democrats while double majoring in History and Political Science. constapatedape graduated Cum Laude with a double Bachelor of Science degree in History and Political Science in May of 2014. constapatedape later enrolled at National Louis University where he is currently seeking a Masters of Arts in Teaching focusing on Elementary Education. He is expected to finish in June of 2017.
==Notre Dame Coaching Career==
Coach ape was one of the first hires in CFBHC, taking the prestigious coaching position at Notre Dame. Ape immediately made it clear that he was afraid to play no one and has backed up his word by consistently scheduling one of the hardest slates year in and year out. Coach ape took the Irish to a national Championship in 2016, suffering only one loss on the season. Coach ape stepped away from the program in the middle of the 2018 campaign citing personal reasons after the loss to Iowa State in Week 7. Overall at Notre Dame he compiled a 51-21 record with 6 bowl wins and a National Championship. 
==Washington State Cougars: A Return==
Coach ape returned in the CFBHC post season of 2018, deciding to helm the Washington State Cougars, citing that he didn't want to compete for recruits with his old program. Coach ape took the Cougars to a victory in his first game with them the 2018 Heart of Dallas Bowl and started off his first full season with the team with the 2019 season.
==Green Bay Packers Ownership and General Management==
constapatedape purchased the Packers before the inaugural NFLHC season. His first action as owner was to appoint ChicagoTed1 as Head Coach. After two offseasons as Owner and General Manager, constapatedape handed over the role of General Manager to DescretoBurrito. During his time as General Manager constapatedape made important decisions affecting the direction of the franchise including trading the first selection in the history of the league. constapatedape ended his Ownership concurrently with his tenure at Notre Dame, citing personal reasons.
==Indianapolis: GM Again==
Coinciding with his return the CFBHC ranks, constapatedape decided to offer up his experience and services to NFLHC franchises. Coach Ape eventually decided to accept the position of General Manager with the Colts after their former GM Lasercats left for the same position in San Francisco. The first draft under constapatedape's helm was the 2019 draft, with his first pick with the organization being Lukas Forman out of UConn.