Patented Skill Issue

Patented Skill Issue is the forty-sixth episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Evil Mr. Rabs makes a patent for the Rabby Patty formula but the fools at the US government deny his patent.
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with a shot of Evil Mr. Rabs' restaurant.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Darn it! I have no ideas on what to do! This is the worst!
* [He walks outside, and as he is about to mope, he sees something under the dumpster]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: "Make a Patent"? Hmm... THAT'S IT! I SHOULD PATENT THE FORMULA!
* [He runs inside]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Starts writing on a piece of paper about The Rabby Patty] Alright, this should be good enough!
* Narrator: 5 days later...
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Wakes up inside of his home, which is a cardboard box. Yawns]. Oh, what time is it.
* [He looks around]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I know! Time to submit my patent.
* [He goes to a bus stop]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: This should be a smooth ride!
* Narrator: Later...
* SpongeBob: And now, SpongeBob will attempt to catch his high-flying partner, Patrick, while swinging from the strap of death.
* Evil Mr. Rabs: What's going on? I just want to get my patent submitted!
* Patrick: [swings on the bus strap, and falls on an old ladies lap]
* Squidward: Lady, get that horrible thing off your lap!
* Mable: I'll do no such thing! He's my emotional support animal. Oh, yes, aren't you?
* Patrick: [Purring]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: That's it! I'll travel on foot!
* [He steps out the bus]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Well, I'm clearly going to be unable to go on foot, so I guess I'll find some other means of transportation.
* [Transition]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Thanks for letting me borrow your... umbrella? Parasol? I don't really know...
* My Melody: Oh whatever! You're welcome!
* [Evil Mr. Rabs rides away in it, but suddenly, thunder strikes]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Oh no! There's Thunder!
* [The thunder strikes the thing, causing him to fall down, in front of The Patty Shack]
* Mr. Rabs: What was that?
* RongeRob: I don't know. Let's check outside!
* [They check]
* Mr. Rabs: Evil Mr. Rabs, trying to steal the formula again, eh?
* Evil Mr. Rabs: No! I swear I-
* Mr. Rabs: Get him!
* [They run after him for 5 hours.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: [Heavy breathing. Gasps] The US Patent Office!
* [He jumps through the window, and attempts to get his patent accepted]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: I... I'd like to get my patent-
* Government Person: Sorry, but we don't allow that.
* [Sudden Pause]
* [Zooming out shot, where it is revealed Evil Mr. Rabs is giving a presentation to the Bikini Bottom Government.]
* Evil Mr. Rabs: You see.. the fools at the US Government denied my patent!
* Kuromi: This makes me mad!
* Incidental 41: That isn't fair!
* Kanye West: Yeah!
* Evil Mr. Rabs: Don't worry, friends. One day.. One day! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
* [The end].
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