The Letter of the Eighth

The Apocalypse of Veemo, more commonly known elsewhere in Moricounie as the Letter of the Eighth, is a cephalopodic-pagan scripture written by Veemo.
== Details ==
The scripture was written exactly like the Apocalypse of John, more commonly known as the Book of Revelation. The scripture itself follows the exact same lore as Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion, but with the ending replaced with a further-prophetic arrival which would override Commander Tartar in the lore, which seemingly matches the absence of the Third Woe in the Revelation.
The text itself is in Latin, but its word order follows much more closely to that of English or Spanish than AML. It also uses the vester form of voster and perqui for pro quid which is highly unusual for the Moricounien diaspora. Also, since Veemo couldn't find any translation for the "promised land", she instead wrote new Jerusalem as it was in the Revelation.
The text also contains the descriptions of all of the 80 stations in the source franchise, but the original text skips the 80 chapters, shortening down the work into less than quarter a novel.
=== Text ===
Ego Vima sum, octopa incopolitana. Ne reminisci qui est ante me, et ne scio qui est post me. Sed scribo vobis, lector mea, ut vos praeparare pro hic tempus, qui adveniat.
Videbam capitanus armorum, centitriginta anno, qui me agit. "Qui est tibi nomen, octopoda? Perqui vester species hostis speciei meum est, vos aggrediebar fere. Pridem, Tertia et vos bellabatis, usque aliquis vos faciebat comatosa, tunc obliscebaris vestri memoriae." Ille dies, ne possum reminisci qui est ante me. Nunc ut videbam viam, ibi ivi cum eum.
Ille telephonus fuit, iste qui sit post me, iste qui ne sciebam sit in futurum, iste qui adveniat. "Ecce, nova Ierusalem. Ecce, caelis pro vester species, pro vester pace aeterna. Si vobis placet, dehibetis me sequi, et abandonate omnes qui amabatis.
"Ecce, sunt quattuor res, qui construant machina supersubstantialis, qui vobis det nova Ierusalem. Dehibetis eas reperire, et quando terminaretis, da mihi illae res, et cum illae, ibo construtum hac machina supersubstantialis."
Nunc dabar arma qui me permit ad protectatum me ab hostes, sanitisati per magnus hostis qui est ante me, qui ne possum reminisici.
In mea adventurae, ille 8-ball gigantus fuit, qui me damnet quando eum vulnero. Illi tempus famum fuerunt, et illi tempus iocorum fuerunt.
[chapters 2-18]
Prima res collecta est. Aliae tres meae sint.
[chapters 19-38]
Secunda res collecta est. Alia duo adveniant.
[chapters 39-52]
Tertia res collecta est. Quarta res mox adventu.
[chapters 53-78]
Et quando terminavi, dabam telephonum istae res, tunc commovebat pro construtum isto machina supersubstantialis.
[chapters 79-96]