Paris

Paris's position as God of Flirting was mocked by his divine peers, until he assumed his new position as the God of Death, creating shadow monsters and firmly defining himself as the spiteful Evil of not just Universe 16, but also the entire multiverse.
== History ==
=== 0 ===
Paris was birthed simultaneously with every other God as the God of Flirting, with his job being to flirt with the other Gods. 
=== Kinda Romeo and Juliet ===
Paris manifested as a human in 16th century Verona in Universe 16, and was chosen by Lady Capulet to marry Juliet, much to her resistance. When Juliet died, Paris went with Page to mourn, but Romeo arrived and swiftly defeated him with a sword.
=== Guardians of the Galaxy and Potters of the Caribbean Unite! (offscreen) ===
Meanwhile, in a neighbouring universe, Universe 14, the God of Death, Satan, had been eradicated by that universe's Guardians. With the job position open, Paris applied and was accepted as the new God of Death.
=== Kinda Blood Brothers ===
==== Red & Black ====
Now in a spirit-like form, Paris assumed his role as God of Death, beginning production of Shadow Monsters, using the souls of those who had died in Universe 16. Paris launched his first attack on the Guardians of said Universe at their base in Stonehenge, creating Shadow Monsters resembling Tybalt, Macbeth and Mr Johnstone.
=== Furternator Direct 23.5.21 ===
Paris attacks early 20th century Universe 16, attacking the Birlings with Shadow Monsters resembling Eva Smith and sending Shadow Monsters resembling Mr Hyde to attack Mr Utterson and Mr Enfield.
== Abilities ==
=== God abilities ===
==== Standard-issue ====
Paris has all the standard abilities of a God, including but not limited to:
* Spontaneous construction
* Spontaneous destruction
* Interdimensional travel
==== God of Flirting ====
As the God of Flirting, Paris is the only God capable of flirting. He's not very good at it.
==== God of Death ====
As the new God of Death, Paris has a plethora of abilities.
===== Soul Realm =====
Paris has access to the Soul Realm, the place where all those who die go.
===== Soul manipulation =====
Paris is able to manipulate the souls of the dead to create Shadow Monsters... or rickroll.
== Trivia ==
* Upon becoming God of Death, Paris dyed his hair red. It's a... decent look.