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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: May 22, 1999
Episode Copyrighted: 1999
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins in Squidward's house, he's watching TV. 
Squidward Tentacles: *watches TV*
Lincoln Loud: *offscreen* Hey Squidward.
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, what are you doing in my house?!
Lincoln Loud: I was joining you?
Squidward Tentacles: No, why are you here?
Lincoln Loud: Because I came to make sure you don't oversleep.
Squidward Tentacles: *sarcastically* Oh gee, Lincoln, that's very thoughtful of you.
Lincoln Loud: My pleasure, Squidward. That's what a good situation is for.
Squidward Tentacles: You did overlook one teensy little detail, however.
Lincoln Loud: What's that, Squidward?
Squidward Tentacles: It's Sunday! *angrily kicks Lincoln out of my house* A situation doesn't bother me on Sunday!
Lincoln Loud: Ohhh. I'm gonna head to the Loud House at Lisa's room. *walks*
Slide transition to Lisa and Lily's room, where Lisa is working on an invention. Lincoln then enters the room.
Sandy Cheeks: Hey Lincoln, this is my friend, Lisa.
Lincoln Loud: Hey Lisa. Whatcha working on?
Lisa Loud: Ah, Greetings big brother. You're just in time.
Lincoln Loud: *confused* In time? In time for what?
Lisa Loud: To show you my latest invention. Behold! *pulls a sheet off of a big ray gun*
Lincoln Loud: *shocked* What the heck is that?!
Lisa Loud: This is my Shrink and Growth Ray! This machine can shrink things into a tiny object. And it can also make things grow. It took alot of copper wires to build it, but I think it was worth it.
Lincoln Loud: That sounds amazing! *wonders* But, why would you build something like that?
Lisa Loud: Well, I wanted to shrink that citrullus lanatus, street name: watermelon. *points at a huge watermelon* Apparently, it's too big for me to even cut. *points out* But with the help of my Shrink and Growth Ray, I will shrink this watermelon into a watermelon's normal size.
Lincoln Loud: Where did you even get that watermelon?
Lisa Loud: I think that's something you should ask Lana. She knows. Now, let's do this! *puts on some safety goggles, the turns on the Shrink and Growth Ray and targets it at the watermelon, to Lincoln* And one more thing. You might want to stand over there, so you don't get hit. *points at the corner next to Lily's cradle* Okay, here goes!
Lincoln moves to the corner and Lisa is ready to shrink the watermelon. But before she could, Walt comes in front of Lisa, blocking her from the screen that shows where she's targeting.
Lisa Loud: Walt! Not now! I'm busy!
Walt just keeps bothering her. She accidently moves the ray at Lincoln instead of the watermelon. She doesn't notice it.
Lincoln Loud: *worries* Uh, Lisa...
Lisa Loud: *gets angry* WALT, PLEASE STOP! *accidently pushes the button that activates the shrinking*
Lincoln Loud: *gets hit by the ray and Lisa finally notices it*
Walt: *flies away frightened by the ray hitting Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *starts shrinking* Lisaaaaaaaaaaa.....*gets shrunk into a tiny Lincoln*
Sandy Cheeks: *gasps*
Lisa Loud: Uh-oh. Lincoln?
Sandy Cheeks: What in tarnation?
Tiny Lincoln Loud: Uh... where am I? *lifts myself up and gasps, realizes my body has been shrunken* Oh, no! My body! I've shrunk to the size of an ant!
Lisa Loud: *walks to the corner Lincoln was standing earlier, then finds Lincoln as a tiny little person, then pulls out a magnifying glass to see Lincoln bigger*
Tiny Lincoln Loud: *annoyed* Lisa...
Lisa Loud: *nervous* Uh, hey there Lincoln.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO TO ME LISA?!? YOU SHRUNK ME!
Lisa Loud: I'm sorry, it was an accident. But don't worry. I can turn you back. But the ray takes ten minutes so it can charge. Point is that the ray won't activate until ten minutes is up.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: So I'm gonna be stuck like this for ten whole minutes?!? I can't let the heroes see me like this! They'll laugh at me!
Lisa Loud: Look! I promise I won't let them see you like this.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: Lisa, I've had enough of this! Now unshrink me!
Lisa Loud: Don't worry Lincoln! I'll fix that problem later!
Tiny Lincoln Loud: Yes Lisa I'm sorry okay. But hey, look at all this stuff! They're all huge! And everything is huge! All of them!
Sandy Cheeks: *gasps* Listen, Leni's coming! You better hide in a planting pot!
Leni Loud: *enters* Hey Lisa.
Lisa Loud: *quickly places a planting pot over Lincoln before Leni could see him* Greetings second oldest sister. What brings you here?
Leni Loud: Well, I need to make kale juice but I can't find the kale.
Lisa Loud: Check the refrigerator.
Patrick Star: Ooh.
Leni Loud: Oh, that's right. Thanks Lisa. Sorry for bothering you. *leaves downstairs*
Lisa Loud: That was close. *removes the pot over Lincoln* Lincoln, there's only about five minutes left till the ray is ready so I can grow back. But till then, *pulls out a pair of tweezers that is holding a really tiny micro chip* I need you to hold on to this chip for the time.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: *takes the chip* Why? What is this?
Lisa Loud: It's a tracking chip. *holds out a video monitor showing Lincoln* That way in case you get lost in the house, I will be able to find you.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: *puts the chip in my pocket* Well, that's nothing to worry able because I'm leaving this spot till that ray is done charging.
Then, Charles comes right behind tiny Lincoln, staring at him.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: Hey Charles. Uh, Why are you staring at me like..
Before Lincoln could finish, Charles just grabbed him and ran off with him.
Tiny Lincoln Loud: No Charles! Put me down! Drop me! Help, Lisaaaaaa!
Lisa Loud: *shouts* Don't worry Lincoln. I'll save you!
But then, Lisa falls to the ground because her shoes are untied.
Lisa Loud: Dang it!
Time card reading "Meanwhile..."
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
Meanwhile, Charles still has Lincoln. He takes him to the kitchen and drops him in Charles' drinking bowl. Charles then walks away.
Lincoln Loud: Ew, dog water. *comes out of the drinking bowl* Well, at least that's over.
Lisa Loud: *turns on her monitor to see Lincoln* Apologize Lincoln. I tripped on my shoelaces and had to tie them. Where are you now?
Lincoln Loud: Well I was dropped in Charles' drinking bowl, so I'm guessing I'm in the kitchen.
Lisa Loud: Okay, I'll be there in a bit. *turns off the monitor*
Lincoln then see's Leni at the refrigerator and starts to worry.
Lincoln Loud: *worried* Oh-no! It's Leni! I can't let her see me!
Lincoln then runs and climbs to the sink and hangs escutcheon so Leni couldn't see him.
Lincoln Loud: *calms* Phew, that was a close one.
Leni Loud: *drinks my kale juice* Oops. I forgot about the water. *goes to the sink, turns the sink on and doesn't notice Lincoln hanging on it*
Lincoln Loud: *gets washed away*
Lisa then comes down stairs and the other sisters are on the couch.
Lori Loud: Hey Lisa. Have you seen Lincoln? We haven't seen him for a while.
Lisa Loud: Uh, no I don't have a dear oldest sister. *sweats*
Luan Loud: *takes notice of that* Then why are you sweating?
Lisa Loud: *nervous* Uhhh...
Luan Loud: Come on Lisa. Spill it, don't "sweat" it. *laughs* Get it?
Yellow Rectangle: Are we done?
Others: *growns*
Lisa Loud: *confesses* Okay, okay. I might have accidentally shrunk him.
Others: *shocked* You did what?!?!
Sandy Cheeks: Lisa, you shrunk him?
Leni Loud: *enters while holding my kale juice* What's going on here?
Lola Loud: Lisa shrunk Lincoln! That's what!
Lisa Loud and Lynn Loud Jr.: Tattletale.
Lana Loud: So, where is Lincoln?
Sandy Cheeks: The monitor said that he should be in the kitchen.
Blue Rectangle: See?
Leni Loud: That's strange. Because I was in the kitchen and I didn't see him. *starts to drink my juice*
Lisa Loud: Wait. Then where is he now?
Sandy Cheeks: He's in the green liquid, Lisa.
The monitor suddenly turns on and sees Lincoln in a green liquid substance.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln!
Patrick Star: Coming, buddy!
Lincoln Loud: *panics* Lisa! You got to help me!
Lori Loud: Lincoln, are you okay?
Luna Loud: What happened to you?
Red Rectangle: Lincoln, where are you?
Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* LISA! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO TELL THEM!
Lisa Loud: Sorry. The jig was up. Anyway, where are you Lincoln?
Lincoln Loud: *panics* I'm inside the...
Before Lincoln could tell them where he is, he and the green substance suddenly pours down.
Lincoln Loud: *screams* AHHHHHHHH! *monitor turns off*
Lori Loud: *worried* Lincoln?! Lisa, what happened to him?!
Lisa Loud: *scared* I don't know!
Lucy Loud: Well, what was that green substance he was in?
Leni Loud *offscreen* This kale juice tasted different.
Everyone turns around and sees Leni holding a glass with the same green substance Lincoln was in.
Others: *gasps in a terrified way*
SpongeBob SquarePants: He must be here somewhere in Leni's stomach.
Leni Loud: *confused* What? Do I have something on my face?
Lori Loud: *horrified* Leni, you ate Lincoln!
Leni Loud: *shocked* What?!?!
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Leni, you idiot.
Lola Loud: *gets angry* WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU CANNIBAL!!! *tries to attack Leni*
But then, Luna puts Lola away.
Luna Loud: Keep it together dude. Sandy, did Leni really swallow Lincoln?
Sandy Cheeks: *calms down* Only one way to find out. *pulls out her monitor*
When she turns it on, she and the other heroes see Lincoln inside Leni's stomach.
Lincoln Loud: (realive) Oh, thank goodness! I thought the monitor stopped working!
Leni Loud: *horrified* O M GOSH! Lincoln, I'm so sorry I swallowed you! I just..
Lincoln Loud: *interrupts* Uh, sorry to interrupt Leni, but can we apologize later and get me out of here.
Leni Loud: Okay. But I'm gonna have to eat prunes to do that.
Patrick Star: *licks ice cream*
All: *defiantly opposed* NO!
Lisa Loud: We might have a better way to get Lincoln out. *heads out to the backyard* Follow me.
Others: *follows Sandy, Blue and Lisa to the backyard and sees a giant submarine and the other sisters are shocked*
Lori Loud: Wow, Lisa, did you literally build this submarine?
Lisa Loud: Well, I did have a little help from Lana.
Lana Loud: *holds a wrench* It was no problem.
Patrick Star: Wait, Lincoln's in Leni's stomach? No way.
Lucy Loud: *points at the submarine* How is that going to help get Lincoln out of Leni's stomach?
Sandy Cheeks: Easy. *pulls out a pair of blueprints of the plan* First, I will enter the submarine and shrink it from the outside. Then, Leni will swallow me, that way I can find before anything bad happens. Then finally, I will retrieve Lincoln then Lincoln and we will exit Leni and return to normal size. Lisa?
Lisa Loud: Great plan.
Lori Loud: *thinks about the plan* That literally does sound like a great idea.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, right.
Luan Loud: Well we better do it quick before we're too late. *to the monitor to Lincoln* Hang in there Lincoln. Help is on the way.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks you guys. And don't worry, I won't be going anywhere.
Something's about to drop down to Leni's stomach.
Lincoln Loud: Ahhhh!
An orange slice has dropped in Leni's stomach and Lincoln got wet from the splash it made.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you doing?
Lincoln Loud: *gets angry* LENI, ARE YOU EATING RIGHT NOW?!
Leni Loud: *nervous and holds the rest of the orange* Sometimes I eat when I get nervous. *laughs nervous*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *grabs the orange out of Leni's hand* Gimme that! Girl, you got to control your nerves and stay calm.
White Rectangle: And control your body.
Leni Loud: *even more nervous* I can't! I ate our only brother and now I have to eat SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue and Lisa and a submarine! How can I possibly stay calm?!
Lori Loud: *grabs her hands to get her to relax* Leni, I know you're scared that you accidently swallowed Lincoln, but it'll be all over once SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red Blue and Lisa bring him back. You just gotta relax and we can help you do that.
Luna Loud: Yeah dude. Cause every little thing is gonna be alright.
Leni Loud: *takes a deep breath* Okay, I'll try to relax.
Lisa Loud: Alright. *climes to the submarine* See you on the other side. *just realizes what I said* Well, you know what I really mean.
Lisa enters the submarine and pulls out the remote to the Shrink and Growth Ray which is inside Lisa and Lily's room and is pointing outside the window at the submarine.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Red and Blue Rectangle: *gets on the submarine with Lisa*
Lisa Loud: Let's get quantum! *activates the ray and shrinks the submarine*
Lola Loud: *surprised* Whoa! That was quick!
Squidward Tentacles: What about the monitor?
Lori Loud: Well, where is she now?
The monitor turns on showing Lisa in the submarine, in a purple substance.
Lisa Loud: Greetings everyone! I have successfully been miniaturized and we're ready to enter Leni. Luan, if you'll do the honors.
Luan Loud: *holds a big needle with the same purple substance: grape juice* Open wide!
Leni Loud: *freaks out* Luan, please don't...
Luan waits for her mouth to open and she squirts the submarine in Leni's mouth and Lisa has succeeded to enter Leni's body.
Leni Loud: Phew. Well, that wasn't so bad.
Slide transition to the house, Leni was on the coach sweating in nerves.
Lori Loud: *holds and box on scented candles, yoga mats and stress balls* Okay Leni. Now, usually when I am stressed or nervous, I use these things to keep me calm and relax. Let's start with the stress ball.
Squidward Tentacles: Is it a stress ball?
Lynn Loud Jr.: It's like a ball you can play with, but it squeezes the stress right out of you!
Leni Loud: *takes the stress ball and starts squeezing it*
Lori Loud: There you go. See how you're getting all the stress out?
The ball suddenly pops.
Leni Loud: Sorry.
Lori Loud: This is literally gonna be harder than I thought.
The monitor turns on showing Sandy in the submarine.
Purple Rectangle: I need some help!
Luna Loud: Dudes, Sandy on the monitor! *goes to the monitor* Sandy, is everything Okay?
Sandy Cheeks: Yep. Lincoln is safely inside the submarine.
Lincoln Loud: *in the seat next to Lisa* Hey guys!
Lori Loud: *feels happy* Oh, thank goodness! Leni was starting to lose it.
Sandy Cheeks: Now all we have to do is make our way to the nasal passage, street name: nose holes, and then we'll be home free.
But then, the submarine crashes into something.
Lisa Loud: Huh. We've seemed to be stuck.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa are block by pieces of oranges in the stomach
Blue Rectangle: Leni, are you nervous eating again?
Leni Loud: *holds an orange* Uh... no? *tries to unpeel the orange*
Lola Loud: *complains* Oh man, this girl's the worst!
Leni's stomach suddenly starts to grumble upsetly and shakes SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa in the submarine.
Sandy Cheeks: Leni, your stomach is starting to get upset!
Lisa Loud: Oh no, Sandy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You have to try to stay calm!
Yellow Rectangle: Stay calm!
Lola Loud: *to others* Move! I got something that'll calm Ms. Shakey here. *hold out a teapot* Green tea. It's relaxing and the perfect choice for tea parties. *pours Leni some green tea to drink*
Squidward Tentacles: Your tea, sir.
But Leni's nerves are making her shake alot, making it hard for her to drink the tea. Leni then accidentally splashes tea at Lola.
Lola Loud: *in pain and covered in tea* AHH! IT BURNS! *gets angry* LENI, LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!
Squidward Tentacles: Leni, just look at Lola. She's a mess.
Leni Loud: *got more nervous and sweats alot* Well, look on the bright side Lola. At least the tea didn't burn off your hair. Right?
Inside Leni's stomach, the submarine starts shaking a lot, due to the stomach being completely upset.
Sandy Cheeks: *scared* What in tarnation is going on out there Leni? Your stomach is out of control!
Lola is shaking Leni in anger.
Leni Loud: *terrified* I've angered Lola by spilling tea on her, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles: *growls* LENI!
Then suddenly, more acid starts pouring into Leni's stomach, making SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa nervous.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What's going on?!?!
Lincoln Loud: *scared* Lisa, What's happening?!?!
Lisa Loud: It's stomach acid from Leni's nerves! But don't worry. We'll be fine, as long as she doesn't get an ulcer.
Leni Loud: *terrified and holds my stomach in pain* I have an ulcer!
Sandy Cheeks: Huh?
Lisa Loud: Spoke too soon.
A big hole in Leni's stomach is beginning to form.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Red, Blue Rectangle, Lincoln and Lisa Loud: *falls into Leni's ulcer*
Then, the monitor loses contact with the other heroes.
Others: *gasps*
Leni Loud: *scared* What have I done!!! *faints*
Luna Loud: *panics* This is bad dudes!
Time card reading "Five minutes later"
French Narrator: Five minutes later...
Lana Loud: *fans Leni to wake up* Come on Leni! Wake up! Wake up!
Squidward Tentacles: Lana, what are you doing with Leni?!
Leni suddenly wakes up.
Leni Loud: *growns* What happened?
Lori Loud: *lies to keep Leni calm* Nothing. Everything is normal.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *confused* Wait, I thought we lost Lincoln and Lisa because Leni had an ulcer.
Squidward Tentacles: What did you just say, Lynn?
Leni started to get nervous again and the heroes glared at Lynn for telling Leni what really happened.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *just realizes what I did* Oh, sorry.
Squidward Tentacles: You did that on purpose, Leni. You swallowed Lincoln.
Leni Loud: *feels sad* I'm really sorry, you guys. This was all my fault. I was the one who spilled tea on Lola.
Squidward Tentacles: *confused* Leni, what do you mean?
Leni Loud: *tears in my eyes* Well, I never noticed that Lincoln was my drink, and then I drank him. And now I lost SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa. All because I couldn't stay calm.
Lori Loud: *sits next to her* It's okay Leni.
Leni Loud: *wipes my tears* It is?
Luna Loud: Of course it is, because we know that SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa are still alive. And we're not giving up on them.
Luan Loud: And the only reason why you were so nervous is because you thought Lincoln wouldn't forgive you. But, just because you accidently swallowed him doesn't mean he won't forgive you.
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah.
Leni Loud: *cheers up* Wow, I've never thought about it. Thank you guys.
Everyone comes in together for a group hug. And then, the monitor shows the submarine on wheels with SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa still alive. The other sisters got excited to see them still alive.
Lori Loud: *to SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa* Guys. Please tell us that you're okay!
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
Sandy Cheeks: After being sucked into Leni's ulcer, we were washed away into her bloodstream and we made it to safety.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So, where are we now?
Lisa Loud: Well, I'm not fully sure.
Lincoln Loud: Wait, look! *points out* Way off in the distance. I think that's Leni's brain.
Yellow Rectangle: Leni's brain is this way.
Blue Rectangle: *confused* Uh, where is it a gain?
Lincoln Loud: *confused* That's weird. It was just there.
Patrick Star: Check it out.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Red, Blue Rectangle, Lincoln and Lisa Loud: *bumps into something that made Leni scream and holds her head in pain*
Leni Loud: AHHHHH! My head is on fire!!!
Lisa Loud: Ohhh, I see. *backs up the submarine-car and sees Leni's brain, to SpongeBob, Patrick, Yellow, Red and Lincoln* Her brain wasn't way off in the distance. It's just.... well *whispers* small.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, look on the bright side. Her brain may not be big.
Lincoln Loud: But her heart is.
Leni Loud: Awwww. Thanks Spongy and Linky!
Lisa Loud: *points to the exit* Look! It's the nasal passage! We made it. *to the other heroes* Other heroes, please take Leni to the backyard.
Others: *takes Leni to the backyard*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *pours pepper to Leni to sneeze the submarine out*
Len Loudi: *about to sneeze* Ah - Ahh - Ahhhhh - Choo!
The submarine drops into the floor of the backyard.
Sandy Cheeks: Lisa, grow back to normal.
Lisa Loud: You got it, Sandy! *holds out her remote to the Shrink and Growth Ray* Here we go! *activates the ray and it makes the submarine grow to normal size*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Red, Blue Rectangle, Lincoln and Lisa Loud: *exits the Submarine*
The other sisters' sins Leni gives SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Yellow, Red, Blue, Lincoln and Lisa a hug.
Lori Loud: Thank goodness you guys are okay!
Luna Loud: I was so worried about you!
Lana Loud: I'm just so glad you guys are here!
Lily Loud: Goo-goo Spongy goo Winky!
Sandy Cheeks: It worked! We're back to normal!
Lincoln Loud: Thanks you guys. It's good to be back again. *sees Leni nervous* Hey Leni. Are you okay?
Leni Loud: I'm fine. Listen Lincoln, I'm really sorry I've swallowed you. But it was an accident.
Lincoln Loud: *hugs Leni* It's okay, Leni. I know it was an accident. What really matters now is that we're all together again.
Leni Loud: *hugs back* Thanks Linky. I'm glad to have you back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I guess, we're back to normal size, Lincoln.
Luan Loud: Well this calls for a celebration! Who wants watermelon?
All: I do! *walks into the house*
Inside the house, the heroes are at the dining table eating watermelon.
Lincoln Loud: You know what's the best part of having a big family? It's reuniting with your big family. And I'm also glad to put the whole thing behind us.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, typical.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *continues eating*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *offscreen and gets angry* WHY IS THERE A SUBMARINE IN THE BACKYARD?!?!
Squidward Tentacles: *offscreen and gets angry* LINCOLN!
All: *looks at each other in a worry way*
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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