The Natehouse Show- Episode 2: My Four Leaf Clover

The 2nd episode of The Natehouse Show!
==Plot==
The episode starts out like last time, Nate's watching in his TV, But this time he isn't hallucinating, He's actully watching something, For some reason, The whole Spongebob series.........ever........He's up to Season 7........watching Single Cell Anniversary?.....Nate roots on Karen's Mom, Kelly comes in scaring Nate, Kelly then questions the thing Nate is actully watching, Nate totally loses it and says that he thought that she were the cops, The door opens, And a new member joins, It's Fandango, Here to mess with Nate and Company, But nope, He's come to sell..........A 4 Leaf Clover, Fandango says that it'll bring good luck to him and everyone, Nate takes the offer......for 5 bucks too! What a bargin! But after a few days, A lot of bad luck has happened to everyone, Nate the most, Nate, Still positive about the Clover says it's probably just getting used to it's new home, But after a few MORE days, Nate finds out the truth, This wasn't a lucky clover after all, He goes to Fandango's mansion to get his money, but Fandango refuses, So Nate just shoots him, Everything returns to normal after that and Nate decides to never buy anything from strangers again!............But then the door opens, And he gets........a lucky vase?!......Uh oh! Here we go again!
==Script==
*Open, Crowd claps*
Nate: The Natehouse Show was filmed in front of a live studio audience.........again. *We cut to the living room, where Nate is watching TV, Watching Spongebob........Season 7..........And Single Cell Anniversary?!*
Nate: Yeah! You tell that anniversary ruiner Plankton, Karen's Mom!........Or EMIL if that's what you like to call it?
Kelly: *comes in* What are you watching honey?
Nate: *scream* Jesus Christ! Kelly! What the hell was that all about?
Kelly: Single Cell Anniversary? Really Nate?
Nate: Honestly Kelly, I thought you were the cops god damn it!
*Ding Dong!*
Nate: I'll get it. *walks to the door and opens it* Yes?
Fandango: Excuse me good sir, But I am here to sell a good fortune of something......Should you choose to accept it.
Nate: Who the hell are you?
Fandango: I am.........FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHN.............DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHNNNNNN........GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nate: ...................*To camera* I detected AIDS in his eyes the moment he said that. *crowd laughs*
Fandango: Anyways, What I am selling to you...........is.........................This Four Leaf Clover! *Shows him the clover*
Nate: A Four Leaf Clover?!......How much?
Fandango: Not much, 5 bucks.
Nate: ............FUCK YEAH! *gives him 5 bucks and gets the clover*
Fandango: Thank you good sir. *walks off*
Nate: Welcome! Hey guess what mah peeps!
Kelly: What is it honey?
Nate: I got.......A FOUR LEAF CLOVER!
Kelly: That's nice honey.
Nate: Nice? The fuck is nice?! This is great! A 4 Leaf Clover is so frigging lucky! Just think of it, All of our dreams can come true in a heartbeat! Give it 3 days, 4 days tops, And it will make us the luckiest bastards in America!
Kelly: That's nice.
Nate: *To the camera* And I fell in love with how? (crowd laughs)
*Four Days Later...........We turn to the living room where........nothing much has changed really*
Kelly: Well, Well, 4 days ago you said this clover was lucky, But what happened? Nothing! We're still the same family we've always been!
Nate: Hey, Don't talk to the clover like that! It's probably just getting used to it's new home that's all. Give it another week or so, Things will turn out great!
*1 week later......., Life has turned into a living hell for everyone*
Nate: ...........Eeeeeeeeeeeer, GOD DAMN IT! EVERYONE! GANG MEETING! FRONT AND CENTER!
Kelly: What is it honey?
Gina: Yeah, What's up?
Nate: Oh good, We got everyone, We got the smart ass, the love of my life, the Nateheads and that scottish bastard, Where the fuck is he?
Drew: I'm right here.
Nate: Good. Anyone else?
Teddy: Why not Kozlov?
Vladimir Kozlov: I am right here.
Nate: Anybody else?
Francis: Why not Artur?
Nate: Do we really need to bring him up?........*Sigh* Fine, Artur?
Artur: Hello there neighbor.
Nate: Is that it?.........Good........Anyways, It's been about a week and a half since we've gotten the clover, What have we done since?
Kelly: Well the dishwasher broke, Gina almost flunked a test, the oven got on fire, a mob is here to kill us and Single Cell Anniversary's on again.
Nate: Well that settles it, Either the clover's not lucky or it's broken.
Kelly: IDK about you but I think this Fandango guy fucked with us all.
Nate: What?...........That........THAT BASTARD! I'M GONNA RIP HIM TO SHREDS, Kelly, Get my gun, I'm going Fandango killing.
*At Fandango's mansion*
Nate: *rings doorbell*
Fandango: Ah, Hello there.
Nate: No talk you bastard! What the hell is your problem you faggot?
Fandango: What? What are you talking about?
Nate: Your "lucky" clover, You know what your clover's done to me?
Fandango: It made you lucky?
Nate: NO YOU ASSWIPE! IT FUCKING RUINED OUR LIVES! I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK YOU ASSHOLE!
Fandango: No thank you.
Nate: Allright then, You've let me with no choice. *Shoots Fandango and destroys the clover and gets his money back* TAKE THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! *Walks off, The next day.........................*
Kelly: Well, I hope you learned your lesson.
Nate: Yep, Never buy anything from a stranger again. *doorbell* Coming. *gets the door* Yes?
Damien Sandow: Good evening good sir.
Cody Rhodes: Salutations!
Damien Sandow: We would like to offer you this vase for the price of only............1 dollar!
Nate: 1 dollar?...........OH HELL YEAH! *Gives him the dollar and gets the vase* YEAH! HEY HONEY! WE GOT A LUCKY VASE!
Kelly: *worried to the camera* Oh no........Not again.......
*Fade to black*