Little Girl in the Big Ten/Quotes

:Kearney: Give me your lunch money.
:Wendell: But it's after lunch!
:Kearney: It's just an expression. Like, kick your butt could involve no kicking whatsoever.
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:Lugash: (to gymnast) For next exercise, put hands on hips, jump out window and go tell parents to STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH FAILURE CHILD!!!
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:Marge: (about Bart) I knew it was serious when he said he didn't want ice cream!
:Bart: I did want ice cream.
:Marge: Well, your father ate it all.
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:Ralph: (after Lisa falls asleep) You're like my mommy after her box of wine.
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:Lugash: You girls were great! Cats back for everyone!
:Tina: I had a dog.
:Lugash: Is cat now!
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:Lisa: (thinking) Wow! I'm finally passing as a college student! And they don't have a blue's clue! (giggles) Whoops. Gotta age it up. (clears throat) Life sucks.
:Tina: Totally.
:Lisa: Whew.
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:Janey: We're gonna roll down this hill.
:Lisa: Can I come?
:Milhouse: I don't know. Are you sure you're not too college for us?
:(Rolls down)
:Janey: Yeah, sorry we can't be too college! (Rolls down)
:(Ralph stares blankly and rolls down with no comment.)
:Nelson: Hey, Einstein. What's a million plus a million?
:Lisa: Two million.
:Nelson: So? (Rolls down)
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:Homer: I was trying to throw Bart over the roof and he got stuck in this tree. Marge, where's my pellet gun?
:Marge: In the tree!
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:Gracie Films Logo: Shh!
:Lisa: Ich bin ein Gymnast.
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:(Lisa gets into a car with the college students)
:Ralph: See you tomorrow, Lisa! We'll find out what five minus three is! (the college students stare at Lisa)
:Lisa: I'm a teacher's aide in a very special class...
:Ralph: No Lisa, We're both in the same... (Lisa steps in the car's gas pedal)
:Lisa: Go! Go! Go! (the car accelerates and they leave Ralph behind)
:Ralph: Why do people run from me? (pees his pants)
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:Bart: (hiding in an air vent) Does this thing suck or blow? (realizing as he gets sucked in) SUUUCK! 
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