Squiddy Fairground

Squiddy Fairground is the second episode of Spongopoly and the second episode of season one. In it, Squidward goes bankrupt and is forced to work at Snakes & Ladders Park.
==Plot==
After buying everything on the board but the apartment block, Squidward is forced to work at Snakes & Ladders Park.
==Characters==
*Mr. Krabs
*Gary
*Sandy Cheeks
*Jeff Monopoly
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Bill
*Sally
*Harold SquarePants
*Margaret SquarePants
==Trivia==
*Kidboy has mistaken the episode as Squiddy Playground many times.
*This episode continues the scone running gag.
*The second episode was originally gonna be Squid Do Time but was changed for an unknown reason.
*If you live a gab between Come and dic it's pronounced Come D*ck.
*While writing there was going to be a seen where Bill said Come and Sally said Dic. I think you can see why it was removed.
*Originally Harold and Margaret were gonna get killed off by a falling car.
==Transcript==
(Scene: Sandy's Treedome, Mr. Krabs is sitting at a picnic table with Gary. Sandy enters)
Mr. Krabs: Everything good?
Sandy: I guess.
Mr. Krabs: (Jumps up) Woohoo- (freezes in mid-air)
Sandy: (sobs) Just that there's no power! (cries)
Mr. Krabs: (cries and falls to floor) SpongeBob! COME BACK! (camera zooms out as the scene cuts to Monopolis)
Squidward: I own every building on the board! Sweet!
SpongeBob: Actually you don't own my and Patrick's apartment block. (camera pans to a hotel then zooms back)
Squidward: How can you both own something?
Patrick: We don't, Mr. Monopoly let us have rooms!
Squidward: WHAT?
Mr. Monopoly: I would've let you but by that time you already had got yourself a place!
Squidward: (sighs) At least I can still buy that old sweet shop.
Mr. Monopoly: That'll be two-hundred bucks.
Squidward: Let me have a look. (shuffles through left pocket) Wait- I'll check gold ol' righty! (shuffles through right pocket) Er..... I'm broke?
Mr. Monopoly: Lol!
Squidward: What's so funny!? (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
Mr. Monopoly: YOU LOSE!
Squidward: Does that mean I have to leave?!
SpongeBob: (giggles) No, you have to go to jail!
Squidward: WHAT?
Mr. Monopoly: Not exactly, (they stop laughing) there's a playground just down the road. You go up the ladder, and down the snake. You could work there.
Squidward: But where would I sleep?
SpongeBob: I've got a king size bed!
Squidward: Oh no. (faints)
SpongeBob: Does anyone have CPR in their contacts list?
Mr. Monopoly: Maybe we should have a scone.
(scene cuts to a playground, Squidward is outside with balloons)
Bill: Hey, who are you?
Squidward: Comedic the Sad Clown. (tear sheds)
Sally: Don't worry, maybe this board isn't right for you.
Squidward: This board?
Bill: Yes, you go up the ladder and down the snake.
Squidward: But I only work here.
Sally: Oh, (takes a balloon and walks off with Bill)
Squidward: (sigh)
(Scene cuts outside The Krusty Krab, it is covered in a metal blanket)
Mr. Krabs: We need better security.
Sandy: I guess but we have to bring SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward back!
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But we can't just wave a magic wand and say "Bring Scones!" (Scones fall from the sky)
Sandy: Hey....
(scene cuts back outside the playground)
Bill: Hey Comedic! How much is an ice cream?
Squidward: I dunno, I just give out balloons!
(camera pans over to Patrick who is walking on with novelty glasses)
Squidward: Patrick?
Patrick: I'm not Patrick, I'm Scone.
Squidward: Patrick, that's a food.
Patrick: Oh right. Anyway, you seemed depre- depr- (he gets booted over to a bush)
SpongeBob: Well, that didn't go well.
(scene: SpongeBob's apartment room)
SpongeBob: (gets into bed) So, how was your first day of work?
Squidward: It was fine I guess.
SpongeBob: Are you getting payed to say that?
Squidward: No, you said- I forgot, it's first day of school.
SpongeBob: (coughs) So, how was your- (Squidward puts his hand over his mouth)
Squidward: Zip it, shrimp head. (gets into bed) Can't wait till pay day. Lights! (screen goes black, scene cuts outside the playground)
Sally: Hello, Comedic.
Bill: Tell us a joke!
Sally: Comedic?
Bill: Comedic? COMEDIC!
Squidward: Geez......
Sally: Comedic?
(Scene: outside The Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: You sure about this?
Sandy: Nope.
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) BRING SpongeBob! (Margaret and Harold fall from the sky)
Sandy: Knew it. Scones?
(Scene cuts back to the playground, Squidward walks on with scratches on his face)
Patrick: Squidward.
Squidward: No Patrick. (walks inside the gate)
Patrick: Where are you going?
Squidward: To square one hundred.
Patrick: Why?
Squidward: Pay day is not until next week and I'm not sleeping with SpongeBob again!
Patrick: Oh. So what does that have to do with square 100?
Squidward: Square 100 means I win the game, if I win I'll be a millionaire! They pay you if you win, you know Patrick.
Patrick: I'm not Patrick, (puts on novelty glasses) I'm scone.
Mr. Monopoly: Patrick, where's Squidward going?
Patrick: Square 100.
Mr. Monopoly: For crying out loud! (his cane turns into a microphone) NO EMPLOYEES ON THE PLAY FIELD! I REPEAT, NO EMPLOYEES ON THE PLAY FIELD! (his cane returns to normal)
Squidward: (leaves playground) I'll just go and kill myself then.
Mr. Monopoly: What? Just take the money will ya! (his cane turns into a gun)
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