Neelix

Neelix, or Bar Rodent to his friends some how managed to score with a three year old girl and not find himself locked up on charges of paedophilia. On top of this, he also spent his days poisoning the crew of the USS Jupiter II with a highly toxic compound called leola root stew. (Star Trek: Voyager)
Neelix was more important to the creators and writing staff of Voyager than plot, scope, pace, oxygen, character development, Garret Wong, Chuckles, ratings, sponsors, syndication rights, quality, viewer opinion, procreation, or the Fourth Amendment.