The Sweetest Little Girl

The sweetest little girl in the world walks into a pet shop and asks in the cutest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" 
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" 
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." 
Category:Animals