I don't know what this is/Transcript

I have no words
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: [From inside the skull] *Laugh*
Simba's expression turns to horror. He races away from the skull and hides behind Nala and Zazu. Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed emerge from within the elephant skull and prowl toward Simba and Nala, whom Zazu shields with his wings.
Shenzi: Well, Well, Well, Banzai. What have we got here? 
Banzai: Hmm. I don't know, Shenzi. Uh. What do you think, Ed?
Ed: Chicken!
Banzai: Yeah, just what I was thinking... A trio of trespassers!
Simba: But, Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.
Zazu: Leaseplay Topstay saying Upidstay.
Banzai: Who you callin' Upidstay?
Zazu: My, my, my, Look at the time! It's Bedtime! (Simba, Nala and Zazu try to run away)
Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd love [Shenzi advances on Simba, Nala, and Zazu, causing them to back away. Zazu shields the cubs with his wings.] you to stick around for dinner.
Banzai: Yeah, we could have whatever's "lion" around! *laughs* [in the background] Get it? Lion around? *laughs* (Bad pun drum SfX)
Shenzi: Wait, wait, wait! [Shenzi wags a paw at Banzai.] I got one! I got one! Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think? *laughs*
Ed: *incoherent jabbering*
Shenzi: What, Edward, What is it?
Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to-go?
Shenzi: No, why?
Banzai: 'Cause there it goes!
(Simba and Nala race away, with Zazu flying overhead)
Simba and Nala: *pant*
As he flies, Zazu is caught by his tail and is yanked backward
Zazu: *squawks*
Zazu: Aah!
Banzai: The little majordomo bird hippety-hopped all the way into the birdie boiler 
Zazu: Oh no, not the birdie boile- AAAAAAAA! [The geyser explodes, sending Zazu up in the air like a rocket]
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: *laughs* Ed: Let's sing a song!
Simba: [From offscreen] Hey! [Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed stop laughing and look up to where Simba is standing on the ridge above them.] Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
Shenzi: Like you?
Simba: Oops.
Simba and Nala run away
Nala: *screams*
Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed emerge through the steam, blocking Simba and Nala's path.
The Hyenas: Boo!
Simba and Nala skid to a halt.
Simba and Nala *gasp*
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: *laugh*
(A bunch of violent chase hijinks occurs)
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed close in
Banzai: Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
Simba stands protectively in front of a cowering Nala.
Simba: *roars weakly*
Shenzi: That was it? *laughs* Do it again. Come on.
Mufasa: *from offscreen* *roars*
Shenzi, Banzai and Ed: Huh?
Mufasa swats Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed aside.
Mufasa attacks Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed. Simba and Nala watch in terror while Zazu lands next to them. Mufasa pins the hyenas to the ground.
Shenzi: Oh please, Uncle! Uncle!
Banzai: Ow, ow
Mufasa: SILENCE!
Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed flinch.
Banzai: Oh, come on, we're gonna shut up right now!
Shenzi: Calm down, we're really sorry
Ed; Anger management...
Mufasa: If you ever come near my son again...
Shenzi: Oh... This is your son?
Banzai: Oh, yours!
Shenzi: Did you know that?
Banzai: No! Me? I didn't know. No! Did you?
Shenzi: No, of course not!
Banzai: No.
Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?
[They look at Ed]
Ed: [Nods head yes]
Mufasa *roars*
[Ed and Banzai hug each other in fear]
Banzai: Heh. Heh. Toodles!
(Banzai waves at Mufasa, the Hyenas run away in fear, a cartoonish run away sound can be heard)
Zazu lands next to Mufasa and nods satisfactorily. Mufasa turns and glares at him, causing him to flinch back. Simba and Nala approach tentatively from behind.
Simba: Dad, I...
Mufasa: You deliberately disobeyed me.
Simba: Dad, I'm... I'm Sorry
Mufasa: You see this belt? I can use it anytime i have a disobeying child.
(Back in the Elephant Graveyard)
Banzai: Man, that lousy Mufasa. I won't be able to sit for a week. (Says while sitting)
Ed: *laughs*
Ed: It ain't funny, Ed
Ed: *laughs even harder*
Banzai: Hey, shut up!
(Banzai attacks Ed while the Suboluwa sound effect plays)
Sumo wrestler: So ware katedo; SUMO DO WA!
Shenzi: Will you knock it off?
Banzai: Well, he started it!
Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we're danglin' at the bottom of the food chain.
Banzai: [With drool dangling from his mouth] Man. i hate danglin'
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