Spike's Misadventures

"Spike's Misadventures" is a series directed by Suraj Hendrickson and produced by Yash Raj Films, Dreamworks, Nintendo and Pixar. The show stars the voices of Suraj Hendrickson, Julian Kuepper, Matt Rojas, Jackson Gordwin, Garrett Robinson and Cydney Maxson. 
== Creation and design- ==
Suraj was a 16-year-old who was writing these stories of characters living together since January 2017, and decided he wanted to make it into a series. He sent separate letters to Yash Raj Films, Dreamworks, Nintendo, and Pixar to have a meeting about using the characters. He was hired as the film companies all agreed it would be "the best combo ever" to work together. 
== Main characters- ==
=== Spike- ===
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=== Laila- ===
=== Bowser- ===
=== Bowser Jr- ===
=== Chef Pee Pee- ===
=== Black Yoshi- ===
=== Shrek- ===
=== Cody- ===
== Recurring characters- ==
=== Woody- ===
== Episodes- ==
chef poo poo's kitchen disaster:
Bowser realizes it's his mom's birthday. so, he tells chef
pee pee, but chef pee pee cuts his finger with a knife and goes to the hospital
and leaves his clone chef poo poo in charge. poo poo however makes a mess. when
shrek requests cheesecake, he just takes a whole piece of cheese, puts it on
bowser's mom's cake, then whacks it with a hammer. when black yoshi requests a
melon, he chops it as fast as he can. bowser is angry at the mess when he finds
out, but his mom is excited
Shrek's diet:
It starts with shrek sitting on the toilet as spike brings
him some cheesecake. Spike asks Shrek why he has to do so in the bathroom.
"Donkeh, let me tell you. By the time I take a bite, and it hits my taste
buds, it's already coming up my butthole. So it's like a slip n slide, right
down!", Shrek responds. however, shrek falls down and the doctor comes.
the doctor extracts shrek's blood, but it turns out to be velveeta cheese. so,
chef pee pee and spike force feed shrek a salad. spike then takes him a gym.
when Shrek's done, he loses 450 pounds. before, he weighed 500 pounds. when
spike gets him a salad, shrek eats the cheesecake again, and re-gains the
weight.
shrek's bath problem:
It starts with shrek taking a bath. he has an upset stomach,
so he calls in spike. spike gets angry because shrek pooped in the tub.
however, last time shrek promised not to, spike threw the net away. but then,
the door is unlocked but jammed. so, spike asks toad to call a locksmith. so,
shrek asks spike to get the cheeseballs, and spike takes the lid off. when
shrek grabs them he pours them in the tub. spike asks him why he did that, and
shrek claimed it helps moisturize the skin. spike then tells shrek it does not.
"Donkeh, it also helps with the hair.", Shrek responds. "What
hair?!", Spike asks. "Oh, real mature, donkeh. A furred guy telling a
bald guy how to treat his male pattern baldness.", Shrek responds. so, the
locksmith says it may take 35 minutes to get the door unstuck. so, he asks
shrek to stop being weird. but shrek finds a corn dog, and takes a bite. spike
throws the corn dog away.
bowser goes to the movies:
chef pee pee sits on the couch with some oreos, but has to
drive bowser to the movies. bowser gets his popcorn and twizzlers. the movie is
charlie and friends: The movie. the movie starts with charlie waking up in the
bathtub with a grey blanket and a pillow. he then has to go down 3 flights of
stairs. he dives down, and makes it without hurting himself. he takes a mario
kart and puts on a hat. he goes to mcdonalds and orders a sausage burrito. the
car stops working. so, he spins a hula hoop. he goes to a mini golf course, and
hits the ball. it bounces off a wall, and into the hole. he grabs it, dances,
but drops it in the golf course river. he then goes home and falls asleep in
the bathtub.
Shrimpo Hunter:
Woody is making a commentary as he is in "the wild
bushes of Africa" hunting for the shrimpos. "Ok, got these jumbo
shrimpos. Now, I'm gonna get in my ride. The shrimpo mobile, and go to taco
bell." He arrives at the drive through and asks if they have any shrimpo
burritos, but it turns out they have run out. He calls Spike to tell him about
his series idea, Shrimpo Hunter, but Spike says it is stupid and that no one
would watch that.
bowser jr's candy bar:
Bowser jr and chef pee pee are at circle k. however, jr
wants a hershey's chocolate bar but chef pee pee does let him. so, he hides it
under his bib. when they get back, jr hides in his room and eats it. so, jr
calls an attorney. the attorney suggests he runs out of the country, but then
the attorney shows up in a cop uniform. so, when he explains what happens, chef
pee pee tells him that he payed for the chocolate bar, just in case jr tried to
steal it. so, jr turned out fine.
spike the babysitter:
Spike is having a dream about rescuing laila from bowser,
but wakes up and finds out it was a dream. there was then a knock on the door.
spike asked the kid who he is. the kid told him that his name is jeffy. so, he
calls laila to help him, but jeffy's gone when laila arrives. so, it turns out
he was wrapped in toilet paper in the bathroom. jeffy has a yellow shirt that
says "jeffy" on it, a diaper on the outside of his pants, and he put
a pencil up his nose. laila gives him a coloring book, but he puts a yellow
crayon up his nostril. so, the cop shows up and jeffy claims his name is jeffy
jeffy, and lives at 7 jeffy. so, spike has to keep him until the police find
the parents.
spike's hobo problem:
a hobo shows up, and spike gives him a $20 bill. but then,
he gives him the leftovers of his cheeseburger from buffalo wild wings. he gets
back and shrek has clogged the toilet. so, chef pee pee is angry at him. spike
says shrek should have flushed after each turd, so they don't let him have
cheesecake until the toilet gets unclogged. he offers the hobo a $100 payment
to clean the toilet. however, he instead writes "Cheeseburger man" in
poop on the shower wall. he kicks the hobo out of his house afterwards.
Shreks hot cheesecake:
Shrek realizes his cheesecake does not make him pass gas
anymore, so he adds a red pepper to it. It works, but Shrek wants something
more. So, he adds Tiger sauce and turns into a tiger, then reverting back to
normal. Woody shows up. "Yeah, this is Woody. And I'm surprised on why you
didn't want to come to me on how to make your cheesecake hot. All I would have
done is lay on top of it, and it would be all hot and whatnot, cuz Woody's so
sexy. I got some peppers. You want me to go get them?" "Yes,
Woody" "Can you handle them? Its so bad that your nosehairs come out
your butthole. My great grandpappy told me this, I said: No sir. So, butthole
flips inside out. Next thing you know, you don't know which way your
pooping.", Woody explains to Shrek. Woody goes to the cabinet and talks to
the camera. "Now, this is my great grandpappies liquor cabinet, and back
yonder, are the shrimpo droppings. Even the jar is hot!" "I don't
care Woody, I want my butthole to feel like its sunbathing in Costa
Rica!". Shrek takes a bite, but goes crazy and runs to the bathroom.
the purge:
Bowser jr and his friends watch the news, when the news
mentions the purge, so bowser locks bowser jr's friends and chef pee pee out of
the house. chef pee pee shows up with a few other people to kill them. chef pee
pee and his friend wear a scary baby mask and use a handgun. one of them wears
an olaf mask and uses a handgun. one of them wears a hello kitty mask with a
knife. so, jr opens the door, they turn off the circuits and jr hides. so, he
runs off and the guy shoots his wife for letting him get away. he kills olaf
with a rope trap. he locks his bedroom door, chef pee pee's friend uses an axe
to break through, then says "Here's me!" chef pee pee shoots his
friend, but time is up, so he can't kill jr.
Jeffy's bad word:
spike is driving to the store, a homeless man jumps out in
front of his car, yells a curse word and jeffy repeats it. it eventually gets
him beat up in a store, and spike spanks jeffy. laila cries because of the
spanking. so, jeffy calls the police and says he was raped. so, spike explains
what happens and laila says he beat jeffy. so, spike gets arrested on the news
for child abuse, rape and vehicular assault. Jeffy then gets an interview in
Los Angeles on the Dr. Goodman show and says spike put his hands in his butt.
black yoshi's blank check:
black yoshi gets his welfare check, but it's blank. so, he
fills it in for $1 million, and gets it. so, black yoshi spends it on kool aid,
kfc, and 2 new handguns. but there is a dead body under the couch, and spike
gets arrested for murder and money theft.
jeffy's mistake:
jeffy is wearing his pooperman shirt, and then poops
himself. spike asks shrek to babysit, but shrek suggests him to wear a gas mask
because he is making biochemical warfare with his poop. laila and spike leave
for a date at olive garden and ask black yoshi to babysit. so, black yoshi lets
jeffy use the xbox. jeffy punches a cop, the cop shoots him and kills him.
jeffy overreacts and throws the xbox out the window. this makes black yoshi tie
jeffy up and get a handgun. spike tells him too. spike wakes up and finds out
it was a dream, and in real life, jeffy pooped his bed.
The Bird:
Woody adopts a parrot and names it Skittles. Skittles moves
in, but harasses Shrek. Black Yoshi arrives and is about to shoot Skittles, but
Woody shows up to handle it before Black Yoshi can shoot Skittles. The next
day, Skittles is harassing Black Yoshi and has ate Shreks french fries, so
Shrek and Black Yoshi team up. Shrek puts Skittles in a bag and throws her down
the stairs. "Stupid bird. Alright, Black Donkeh, shoot it", he says
as Black Yoshi shoots his handgun.
Jeffy sleepwalks: 
Jeffy goes to bed, but sleepwalks for fruit loops. so, he
touches a bowl but it falls on the floor. he gets a box of fruit loops and
pours it on the counter. he then pours milk on the counter, and carries a spoon
to bed. spike gets angry and yells at jeffy. jeffy then throws a cushion off
the couch at the lamp. spike catches it on camera. then, spike realizes jeffy
was sleepwalking.
jeffy's birthday:
Spike finds a piece of paper in jeffy's pants. it says his
birthday is the day after, but the rest of the paper is missing. so, he takes
him to chuck e. cheese because he can't afford disneyworld and jeffy will think
chucky is micky mouse. so, chef pee pee makes the pencil cake and brings bowser
jr and his friends. when he brings the cake, jeffy hits his head on it. jeffy
then plays games. when jeffy opens presents he is happy. he gets a big pencil
from spike, and jeffy puts it in his butt. laila and spike try to pull it out
and succeed. they put jeffy in the ticket blaster, but when the tickets start
flying, jeffy screams. when he gets out, he cries and wants to go home.
the gun:
Bowser jr and his friends use a metal detector. cody finds
an ipod, joseph finds a watch and jr finds a handgun. however, a police officer
on the news says 5 children were shot to death at the park and are digging it
up. jr cuts off his hand to hide his fingerprints, but it turns out david
winkle was the killer and the real gun was underneath the slide.
jeffy goes to the zoo:
Jeffy poops in the bathroom, but forgets to pull his pants
down. so, spike takes him to the zoo as a reward. they feed the giraffe, but
jeffy thinks the giraffe bit his hand off. so, jeffy sees the gorilla named
harambe, but gets attacked. so, the zookeeper shoots harambe with a sniper. so,
when they get back they cry. spike asked jeffy why he got in. jeffy responded
by saying, "Well, daddy the monkey said 'Come here jeffy let me eat your
butt.' " Spike said no one would believe that. spike tells laila and she
gets angry.
the hitman:
Jeffy throws his green beans and jello. he tells spike about
jeffy putting private parts in the cheerio box. spike gets sad because of the
wasted cheerios. he goes to the park, jeffy throws away his ice cream cone, but
the dolphin shoots the wrong kid. so, spike takes jeffy to mcdonalds for the
chicken nugget happy meal, but jeffy throws the bag out the window, due to not
getting 20 toys. the dolphin tells him that he poisoned the nuggets. so, spike
unlocks the front door. jeffy hears the dolphin and calls the police.the police
show up and arrest the dolphin.
the koopalings:
Some koopa kids show up and clean the house. wendy cleans
the dishes, but there is a spot, so she wrecks the house and her brothers break
the table with a sledgehammer. wendy then shreds the couch in half with a
chainsaw. so, spike and his friends are kicked out of the apartment.
the new house:
It starts with chef pee pee, bowser jr, spike, laila, bowser
and jeffy at a holiday inn hotel room. jeffy is jumping on the bed. but a guy
shows up at the door, and gives them a tour of their new home. he tells them
never to go in a certain door.
the ring:
Jeffy watches the engagement ring spike got for laila, but
throws it in the cheesecake as chef pee pee put it in the oven. so, mario buys
shrek so much taco bell, corn, water and 2 containers of miralax in a blender
because shrek has been constipated for 3 weeks. shrek's bathroom break covers
the entire bathroom, but the ring was still on the plate, but it falls down the
garbage disposal.
locked out:
spike gives jeffy peas and coke. but jeffy tosses his sippy
cup. he hides the peas under his butt, but spike finds out. this makes jeffy
cry because he can't have chocolate cake. so, spike gets onto the pattio, and
jeffy locks him out. when a cop shows up, jeffy lies that he's never seen spike
before in his life. he buys jeffy chocolate cake to get in. jeffy opens the
door and there is a big chocolate cake. but spike was hiding in the cake. he
chases jeffy to the door, but gets locked out and arrested.
shrek the babysitter:
Spike takes black yoshi to a police station for probation
meeting, and shrek babysits jeffy and jr. shrek has to take a poop, and they
lock him in the bathroom. so, they eat shrek's cheesecake. since shrek is
locked in, he rips his butthole hairs out, and then smells his cheesecake. he
breaks the door down. he catches them eating it, and locks them in the
bathroom.
jeffy loses teeth:
Jr hits jeffy in the mouth with a baseball bat because jr
did not have a tee, for his teeball, so jeffy held it with his mouth. so, they
tie it to a doorknob with 3 attemps. by the 3rd attempt, it falls on spike and
jeffy. so, it does not work and jeffy suggests a truck. so, he ties his tooth
to a truck, and woody drives the truck. it drags jeffy, but it does not work.
so, spike ties a string to shrek's foot, and the other end to jeffy's tooth. he
has shrek fall down from the upstairs onto a trampoline. however, jeffy's tooth
stays in. but it then falls out. so, the toot hfairy gives him a lot of money.
the first day of school:
jeffy and jr go to their first day of 2nd grade. their
teacher is a chinese man named jackie chu. he gives them a 10 page paper due
tommorow for homework. so, jeffy flips his desk and says he isn't doing it, and
that the teacher can eat his butt.
substitute teacher:
Cody's mom is a substitute teacher, because jackie chu is
sick. so, jeffy puts an apple in his diaper and says he is a kangaroo. then,
the sub tells them about the nazi cheeseburger. cody knows she's making this
up. she then says sponges live in sea pineapples with squid neighbors. cody
claims she thinks spongebob is real. jeffy then shoots spitballs at her and
throws an apple at her. she tries to throw the apple at him, but it hits cody
instead. he then throws a globe at her.
jeffy's parents:
Jeffy's real mom arrives. she says it was very difficult to
go to the grocery store. so, jeffy tells what happened when she dropped him
off. but she then beat him and put him in the car. so, he says he does not like
her. she then whacks him because she is his mother and she gave birth to him in
a porta potty. so, he gets hungry and she says he can't eat until next week
when the check comes in. so, he jumps out and runs to spike's house. when she
arrives, she claims she was getting him a happy meal, so spike calls the police
and she gets arrested for child abuse, spitting on spike then charging him $1
and stealing a car. it turns out the other half of the paper was in her purse.
he is 12 according to the paper, and his father is jacque pierre francois, the
artist who died that day. spike remembers that on easter, jeffy painted the
mona lisa on an egg. he then adopts jeffy.
jeffy's bathtime:
spike and laila tell jeffy about bath time, jeffy throws his
shirt, pants and diaper at them. he then pees on spike. spike takes a shower,
but still smells like a little urine despite using 2 bars of soap. jeffy is
seen wearing swim trunks. he puts his foot in the water, but runs off. he puts
bubbles in it. jeffy claims the bubbles want to eat his butt, so spike removes
the bubbles. he puts on a snorkel and puts a large duck pool raft in there.
spike points out that the duck causes him to not get wet, so he pops it. jeffy
is then pouring goldfish into the tub to "free them" because he
thinks they are alive. laila then suggests letting jeffy have a shower, but
jeffy puts the same duck raft in the shower, and stands next to it while
dancing.
the bake sale:
joseph rides his bike off the roof for a dangerous video
challenge. since his mom is dead, and he lives alone, his medical bills are
$50,000. so, jr and cody make cookies. jr wants to put one batch in, but chef
pee pee tugs it, and falls in the oven, and gets 3rd degree burns, and
completely fractured except for between his eyes, raising the bills to
$125,000. cody puts sprinkles on his cookies, but his glasses then fall off. jr
sells a plate to black yoshi for $5,000, but cody gets mad because it's a week before
black yoshi's next welfare check comes in. jr throws eggs on a pan and pours
cookie mix on it, and the cookies are red. cody tries them, but jr's secret
ingredient was ketchup. cody then asks someone for money, but it turns out to
be a lamp, because cody lost his glasses. they then find jeffy with a stack of
$100,000. jeffy tries one, but does not like it. mr goodman shows up at the
door and gives them $100,000 for winning the dangerous video competition. so,
they pay chef pee pee and joseph's medical bills.
Jeffy's tantrum:
Jeffy wants a new Spongebob game on the app store, but Spike
says no. He then says he will run away if he doesn't get the game. So, he
leaves yelling "Sayonara, fool!". The doorbell rings, and it is Jeffy
with glasses and the groucho nose, saying he is a guy collecting credit card
numbers for the Spongebob game, when Jeffy was behind Spike, and says he does
not know who that is. Jeffy then holds his breath and his face turns green,
then breathes. Jeffy then cries as Spike heads into the living room. Jeffy then
throws the red couch from upstairs. He then pushes the TV off. He then asks if
he can get the Spongebob game. "Oh, your about to get something.",
and he beats Jeffy with a belt. 2 weeks later, Jeffy tries hanging himself,
when Jr shows up and asks Jeffy why, and Jr gives him an Itunes card with $10.
He then tells Spike about the Itunes card, but it turns out Jeffy's Ipad was
sold for a replacement couch.
The Baby Project:
Jackie Chu explains the process of how babies are made, and
says that if it's a girl, throw it in trash. So, they are given babies. Jr and
Jeffy work with each other. Cody and Joseph work with each other. Cody names
the baby Jacob, but Joseph thinks David would be better. Jeffy throws the baby
out the school window, and on the way back, throws it in front of a truck. When
they get home, they put it in the tub, but Jeffy tosses in a toaster. It turns
out Cody is having a picnic with a cold Chef Boyardee sandwhich. So, Jr and
Jeffy put the baby in the sink, but Jr turns on the disposal instead of the
soap. So, they put the kid in the crib, but in the morning, it is smoke. Jeffy
reveals he shot the baby, then put it on the fire. When they get to school, it
turns out all of the babies were girls, so Jr and Jeffy got A+.
Loch ness Monster:
Jr looks for Nessy, and films a dinosaur toy, and gets
famous, and they believe it. So, a scientist named Dr. Frederick Douglass shows
up looking for Nessy. Jr makes a wet paper with the signature "Ole
Lochy" and it fools the news. So, they have to nuke the lake. Jr confesses
the truth, and he gets to keep his home.
The couch:
Shrek finds a box in the garage, and it has his old, broken
toilet seat from 2004, an old corn dog, and expired cheesecake. Shrek eats it,
and poops all over the couch. So, Spike kicks him out and says to take the
couch with him. So, Black Yoshi shows up and is eating KFC. Spike realizes he
is consuming expired peanut butter, then throws up. So, he checks on Shrek, and
it turns out he has moved the couch to near the lake. "Donkey, get out of
my swamp!", says Shrek. Spike says it is a lake, but Shrek says it is his
swamp. Shrek has a fishing pole to get his cheesecake, since he was kicked out.
He then reels it in, and it turns out he caught a Sara Lee Cheesecake box.
Spike feels bad and goes to Shrek. Shrek says "Hey Donkey- I mean, Lord
Farquaad. You come to kick me out of my swamp?!" Spike then purchases a
new white couch, and lets Shrek back into his house. Meanwhile, Shrek is back
on his old toilet seat.
The dead body:
Spike and Jeffy are on their way to get some Afghan grapes,
when Spike hits a homeless man. So, they hide it in the truck and Jeffy climbs
in the back. "Um, daddy. The dead guys butthole is really dirty. It looks
like he hasn't wiped it in forever." So, they get home and suggest cutting
the body into pieces. Spike confesses the truth to the cop, but the homeless
man is gone. It turns out, Jeffy cut up a ketchup bottle, because the homeless
man was alive again. The hobo just said he blacks out sometimes and the car
went over him, and did not hit him.
The secret door:
Spike, Jeffy and Laila are playing hide and seek, but Jeffy
hides in the door, when the guy who showed them the house tries to kill them
and there is a bunch of dead bodies in that room. However, the police show up
and arrest him. It was the cops brother "Does bad things guy."
Stuck:
Bowser Jr drops his toy train and it falls under a cushion
when he falls under. He can't get out. It turns out a homeless man named
"Hansel" has been living in that couch for a month eating food that
falls under there. So, Cody and Joseph show up, and Hansel pulls them down.
This makes them worried. Cody's mom calls the police and Chef Pee Pee is
worried. However, Cody is getting claustrophobic and ate the last gummy bear
and Joseph ate a piece of a cookie. As a last resort, they eat the homeless
man. Chef Pee Pee drops the remote, but he finds them. It turns out they were
stuck under the couch for 7 weeks. Jr tells Chef Pee Pee what happened.
Jeffy's brain:
Jeffy has wings and pours all the pepper on it. He then
sneees his brain out of his nostril. After that, a doctor comes with a bucket
of brains. The first brain makes Jeffy talk like Black Yoshi, and acts like a
lit hipster. So, they knock the brain out. They then put in the next brain, and
Jeffy starts speaking in Russian English. "Hello, my name is Vladimir, and
I like to kill people. I don't like to use weapons, because they are too quick.
I like to strangle them with my bare hands, and eat their last breath. My
breath now", said Jeffy in Russian English. The doctor gets choked to
distract Jeffy, then Spike hits him with the mallet to take him out. They then
select another brain, but he is a redneck who likes Taco Bell, and sombreros.
Jeffy is then speaking in an Indian accent. "Thank you for calling tech
support. My name is Muhammad. How may I help you today?", said Jeffy in
Indian English. They then give the final name, and starts speaking in a French
accent and claims he is Jacque Pierre Francois. After that, it turns out it was
the right brain, and Jeffy says "Yeah, I learned French from my
daddy.". "Why don't you speak French more often, Jeffy?", said
Spike. Jeffy then claims he doesn't know what French is.
Shrek's coma:
Shrek eats too much cheesecake and ends up in a coma. To
keep him alive, they plant his brain into the body of a fat human. He still
thinks like Shrek and talks like him, but does not eat cheesecake anymore.
However, Laila goes on a date with Shrek in his new body, which is an
overweight blond-haired human. Black Yoshi suggests that Spike sabotages the
date. Shrek and Laila both have their own plate of lasagna. Shrek eats
disgustingly by faceplanting himself on his plate, and Laila is disgusted so
won’t even eat. Shrek then eats hers. “Will there be dessert?”, Laila asks.
“Yes, I have a dozen donuts. I farted on each one of them individually. The air
from my butthole went RIGHT through the donut hole, and I made it say
wee-o-wee-uh-wee-wee-o-wee-o-wee, like a cop car.”, Shrek replies. Spike then
presents 4 Sara Lee cheesecakes stacked on each other, and Shrek eats them and
goes back into a coma.
Attack of the killer shrimp:
Dr. Frederick Douglass is using an experiment, but drops a
raw shrimp in the green liquid. This turns it into a killer shrimp, killing a
little girl in Orlando. It shows up on the news. Spike asks Woody to help, but
he is retired, and just bought his plate of Shrimpos from Walmart. But the
shrimp shows in the living room, and the cop shows up and says "I'm gonna
turn you into fried shrimp!". But then Woody shows up and shoots the giant
shrimp 4 times, turning him into 90 raw shrimpos. Woody says he came out of
retirement and said he would never give up.
Black Yoshi's mistake:
Black Yoshi has put a lot of grape kool aid in the bath tub
to play call of duty with the Xbox but it falls in the tub. So, Black Yoshi
steals the ring Spike was gonna use to propose to Laila. He sells it to the
Loan dolphin and gets Chuck E. Cheese tokens, a hand grenade, and $500. So, he
leaves the house, but Mr. Potato head is talking to the loan dolphin.
"Sorry, Mr. Potato head, but it's gonna cost way more than your mouth and
glasses to purchase your arm.", the Loan Dolphin says. He bribes the
dolphin with the tokens and it turns out the Dolphin sold the ring to a cop
because he lost his wedding ring. Black Yoshi tries to take off the ring while
he sleeps, but it's stuck. He ties him to a truck, and it's still stuck. Black
Yoshi goes to walmart and buys a 25 cent ring from the twisty things. Meanwhile,
Laila and Spike have candles at the dining room and he points out they have
been dating for a while and he gives the box and Laila his super happy and says
she will marry him.
Jeffy's home alone:
Spike's grandpa calls and he says his TV is not working. He
presses on, and he says "It's making loud noises, and no picture. I just
see the curry.". He then says he knows what a TV is after Spike says it's
the microwave. Jeffy is already asleeps and Spike leaves. When Jeffy is awake,
he poors cheerios on the kitchen table and then pours a bunch in the bathtub,
and in the tub, acts like he's sticking his genitals in the cheerios. He then
calls Long John's pizza, and uses a voice amplifier asking for Pepperoni Pizza.
Before it arrives, Jeffy draws a picture of himself, and a picture of a rabbit
with breasts. 2 guys in a black cab show up: One with a New York accent and a
bald man in an Australian accent. "C'mon, mate. We don't have time for
this. We gotta deliver the package to the boss.", says Australian guy.
Mumbai Guy then gives the pizza and is given $10. However, Jeffy got a pizza
box with $100,000 while the real pizza is in the car. Jeffy goes to bed and
drawing Jeffy comes alive. They go inside. They then call the Loan Dolphin,
claiming they've done good progress. They see inflatable bowling pins, and
drawing Jeffy knocks over Simmons (Australian), and he is flat like a pancake,
and then throws a scoop of mayonaise. However, drawing Jeffy is strangled and
captured. Spike then comes back and is mad at Jeffy for what happened. The loan
dolphin calls claiming he has the kid and Spike owes $100,000, but Spike
doesn't know it's a fake Jeffy, and says he has his kid, so the Loan Dolphin
thinks he got the wrong number.
Jr's voodoo doll:
Jr throws a cup in the kitchen, Chef Pee Pee tells Bowser
and he is grounded for a week with no toys or friends. Joseph shows up but is
denied entry. So, Chef Pee Pee puts on a Joseph mask, but Jr falls for it, and
the disguise is revealed. Joseph sneaks in and gives Jr a large swiss cheese, a
rat trap and a voodoo doll. Jr punches the doll and Chef Pee Pee quickly slides
his neck backwards and hits his face on the table. Jr then throws it and Chef
Pee Pee flies toward the wall. He tugs on it with his dad for playing with a
toy, and Chef Pee Pee slides across the floor for a second. Bowser takes it
into his room and Chef Pee Pee ends up in the kitchen. Bowser rapes the voodoo
doll and Chef Pee Pee's clothes are removed, and Chef Pee Pee rams his head
into the oven, and Bowser puts the doll in the sink and keeps the water on,
drowning Chef Pee Pee's face in the kitchen sink. When Jr. uses the bathroom
and takes it, Chef Pee Pee can finally breathe. Jr puts it on fireworks and
Chef Pee Pee flies through the roof into space.
Friday the 13th:
Jr is playing Hide N seek with Cody and Jospeh, when they
find an old newspaper about a kid who drowned in the lake 60 years ago, and a
cop tells them every Friday the 13th a kid comes back to murder kids, because
they didn’t help him. Jr warns Chef Pee Pee, but Chef Pee Pee doesn’t believe
them and Joseph goes home. Jason comes out of the water and takes out Chef Pee
Pee. Cody and Jr have to distract Jason, so they throw Ken at his face, head
downstairs and throw a cup of water at him, then he is back 40 seconds later.
They fill up the bath tub and dip his face in it.
Monster:
Jeffy is about to go to bed, and Spike tells him to brush
his teeth but he says he can’t and ate all the toothepaste. Spike says that is
bad, and Jeffy responds with “Why is it bubblegum flavor then?”. While Jeffy is
sleeping, a purple and red monster arm takes his blanket, so he tells Laila and
Spike, but when they come back, it’s back and they don’t believe him. The
monster sticks his head out of the closet. “Hey, helmet boy. No one can save
you now. Because I’m gonna eat your butt! Hahahaha!”, said Monster. He tells
them again, but they don’t believe him. They leave again, and the Monster
arrives and says “Hey, kid. Better not go to sleep, because as soon as you do,
I’m gonna eat ya.”. Jeffy leaves and wants to sleep on the couch but Spike
tells him to sleep in his room. He decides to give Jeffy a baseball bat in case
the monster is real. The monster is back, but is hit multiple times with the
baseball bat. At the monsters home, he is in an arm cast, scared. “Please stop.
I’m sorry!”, said Monster. Jeffy is under his bed saying “Better not go to
sleep. I’m gonna come up there and eat your butt.”. “I just wanna go to
sleep!”, said Monster.
Jeffy’s kids:
Jeffy’s cheerio box looks inflated, so they call the Doctor,
and it turns out the cheerio box is pregnant. The doctor decides to perform a
C-section on the cheerio box with a box cutter. He removes the first 2 babies
from the box, which are 2 small cheerio boxes, then 1 more, who looks like
Jeffy, but less white, and has cheerios attached to his skin. Jeffy arrives
home with his kids. “What is that thing?!”, said Spike. “OMG, Spike! We’re
grandparents!”, said Laila. Jeffy and Jeffy Jr poop themselves. “Jeffy, you’re
a dad now. You can’t be doing this!”, said Spike. Jr makes a weird noise with
his mouth, and Jeffy responds to it saying “Shut the fuck up, Jeffy Jr!”, said
Jeffy. Jeffy takes him to get something from the pantry, just putting a bunch
of cookies, goldfish, and a few gummy worms on a plate with maple syrup and Jr
throws the plate. Jeffy gives Jr a spanking. “Jeffy, your not supposed to beat
your kids.”, said Laila. “My mommy beat me.”, said Jeffy. Jeffy decides he is
done with Jr pooping himself so he takes him to the bathroom. “Ok, Jr, your
gonna stay in that toilet until you learn to use it!”, said Jeffy, but as he
leaves, Jr is flushed. Bowser Jr is in the kitchen eating a bowl of cheerios,
and Jeffy calls a police officer about it and he sees Jr eating them. “Hey,
murderer! I helped him deliver those kids earlier today!”, said Officer. Jeffy
is crying when he heads upstairs. Spike asks whats wrong. “I’m a bad daddy!”,
said Jeffy. Spike tells Jeffy to wait till he is older to have kids, and he is
asked how he got the cheerio box pregnant. Jeffy explains by getting a bagel by
calling it a stinkhole, then a banana calling it Hippo Wong, then shows it
off-screen.
Jeffy’s mission:
Jeffy hears about Winston Churchill being alive again. He
decides to save the world. He first gets a cab ride in the back. He decides to
climb up into front. “I have to keep my hands on the wheel.”, said the Nigerian
cab driver Nursultan. They introduce each other. “I’m after someone alive
again. I need to save the world. But I can’t do it alone. I got some clever
friends.”, said Jeffy. “Who is it, and why?”, said Nursultan. “Winston
Churchill. He caused the Bengal famine in 1943, by helping Europe and not
giving aid to India.”, said Jeffy. “Nursultan, I’m starting to think there’s a
reason I’m in this cab.”, said Jeffy. “Yes, you called.”, said Nursultan. “No,
my slender black friend. New friends. Hold on tight to dreams and never let
go!”, said Jeffy. Jeffy arrives at a block and sees Shrek, Woody and Bowser Jr.
“Ok, donkies. We got to stop Winston. Let’s work together.”, said Shrek. “I see
his minions in that car. Jeffy throws a container of mayonnaise, making the car
crash, and Woody steps on the minions face. “Where is Winston?”, said Woody.
“You can’t make me tell you. He’s gonna ban imports from India and you can’t
make me.”, said Woody. Shrek shows his fists, and mentions how terrible
smelling he is. “OK, ok! I’ll talk. He’s in the UK’s parliament chamber making
plans about Christian supremacy.”, said the henchmen. “Well, Shrek, Jeffy, we
got to get to the UK.”, said Woody. “After we get home, can I have some spicy
shrimpo droppings on my cheesecake? I don’t care if it’s so spicy my butthole
flips inside out. Give em to me! I want my butthole to feel like it’s
sunbathing in Costa Rica!”, said Shrek. “We can when we get home, Shrek. But
now…. We got to defeat Winston Churchill!”, said Woody. The team gets off the
airport, and they arrive at the hotel. They notice Winston Churchill on the
street. Woody decides to use a smoke bomb to knock out Winston, and puts on
cuffs, and uses another smoke bomb to escape while he puts handcuffs on Winston
Churchill, behind his back while he is temporarily unconscious. “Oh, donkey. We
better not get arrested. We got to hide.”, said Shrek. “Don’t worry Shrek. I’ll
expose the truth.”, said Jeffy. “Hey, everyone. Winston Churchill caused a 1943
famine by giving aid to Europe instead of india, and he wants to sanction
India, which will damage economic growth! Kick this guy out of Europe!”, said
Jeffy. The truth is found out, and Jeffy is now a hero for Europe.
Zombie Bowser:
Chef Pee Pee is asleep and the kitchen is messy. Bowser
tells Chef Pee Pee to clean and cook his burger at the same time, or else
Bowser will make him eat his toe nails, which he has not cut in years. Chef Pee
Pee decides to give bowser food poisoning by rubbing the patty in the toilet,
dropping it on the floor, and putting a sock on the frying pan. He gives it to
Bowser, and Jr is watching a show. “Hi, my name’s Tahir, and I’mma show you
what you should do if you have a zombie trying to kill you! Step 1: Pull out yo
bat! Step 2: Get the home run!”, said a black man as he hit a zombie with a
baseball bat. “Chef Pee Pee, are zombies real?”, Jr asks. “No, Jr. Zombies
aren’t real. When you die, you die. There’s no coming back!”, Chef Pee Pee
said. “Well, Chef Pee Pee, if zombies aren’t real, how can we talk about
them?”, Jr says. “Jr, I got to go. You blew my mind.”, Chef Pee Pee says as he
leaves. “That means… if they’re not real, you can’t talk about them since they
don’t exist.”, Jr says. Bowser has turned Green and is groaning. Jr hits Bowser
with a baseball bat and Bowser falls down and gets up, making Chef Pee Pee get
poisoned. 
Fountain of Youth:
Jr and his friends are about to have some Trix cereal that
Chef Pee Pee made for them. Bowser notices that Jr and his friends are having
Trix. Bowser asks why, and Jr responds with “They’re for kids”. Cody claims no
one over the age of 12 eats it. A cop shows up seeing Bowser eating trix,
giving them a warning, and it turns out that it’s more than just a commercial.
It is the law. Bowser then goes to the gas station. The cashier asks how old he
is. Bowser just says “11”. “You don’t look 11. I’m calling the cops.”, the guy
responds. Bowser then leaves. Bowser is crying on his red couch. When he takes
a bath, he becomes smaller, to Jr’s size. Chef Pee Pee notices that Bowser is a
kid, so he says Bowser must do what he says now. The next morning, Jr, Bowser
and his friends go to school. “Aright, crass. It’s time for a roll call. But I
can’t read this, because my eyes are slant. So so slant. I have coin slot eyes.
I can’t see out of them. I’m Asian, is what I am trying to say.”, Jackie Chu
says. “Jr, where are all the girls at? It’s a complete sausage fest!”, Bowser
says to Jr. “I know, right? Awesome.”, Cody says. “Oh, I can’t read. We have a
new student. Introduce yourself!”, Jackie Chu says. “My name is Dad. I’m 6 feet
tall and I don’t play by the rules.”, Bowser responds. “Today, we’re going to
be learning about shapes and stuff.”, Jackie Chu says. “Boring! When are we
gonna learn about boobies! And some ladies! And buttholes!”, Bowser says. “I’m
only O.K with the last one.”, Cody says. “Dad, we rearn about that last week.”,
Jackie Chu responds. When Jr, and his friends get home, the effects of Bowser
being young again where off, and Bowser is crying.
Jeffy loses his arms:
“Hey, uh, daddy. Don’t get mad, but, uh. I lost my arms.”,
Jeffy tells Spike. Spike says Jeffy’s arms are in his shirt, and one arm slides
out. “That’s my pee pee, daddy.”, Jeffy says. “Oh, that’s your pee pee? Why
does your pee pee have 4 fingers?”, Spike asks. Spike bets $100 he can’t go the
whole day without using his arms. Jeffy goes to the bathroom but comes out with
brown all over his face. Jeffy claims it’s chocolate cake, but Spike responds
with “There’s no way you found chocolate cake in the bathroom.”, Spike says.
Spike goes to Check. It turns out there is. “Oh, hey, Donkeh. So it was you who
ate your chocolate cake!”, Shrek says. 2 people show up at the front door and
throw a cricket ball. Jeffy catches it in his mouth. They toss a $50,000 check,
but Jeffy fails to catch it. Jeffy wants cereal so he gets a bowl and cheerio
box. He puts them on the counter. He just pushes both of them off the table with
his head, removes the milk cap with his mouth, and drops the milk gallon onto
the floor. Spike locks the front door, but the window is damaged, and an
Australian-accented criminal shows up, and it turns out it’s some show called
“Catch the check while being threatened”. 
Jeffy gets a cavity:
Jeffy is about to have breakfast. Since he does not like
green beans, Spike does something. He gets a plate. Corn for the healthy part,
oreos for the tasty, and gumballs for decorations. Jeffy bites the oreo and yells.
“Well, Jeffy, I told you to brush your teeth, but you didn’t listen!”, Spike
says. A dentist shows up with a drill, but Jeffy insists he will deal with the
pain. Jeffy gets to class, but a classmate is bullying him. “What took you so
long? Was your mommy breastfeeding you?”, he asks. “No, actually, your mom was.
Her nips were nice. This cavity is what you get when you enjoy too many nipular
areas.”, Jeffy reponds. Jr gives Jeffy a chocolate bar, but Jeffy is cursing
from the pain and is kicked out. Spike gets skittles, and Jeffy takes a bite of
one, and yells “Cocker spaniel!”, Jeffy yells. Jeffy tries a red one. “OW!
Cock! Cock-a-doodle do!”, Jeffy responds. Jeffy tries a green one. “OW! OW!
COCKROACH! DAMN IT!”, Jeffy says. Jeffy goes into his room, but Spike knocks
him out with a baseball bat, so the dentist can replace his tooth with a new
tooth.
Jeffy gets glasses:
Jeffy has pointed a laser in his eye and a doctor has come
over. He shows a picture of him and his wife. “Now, Jeffy, do you see the big,
fat bitch?”, the Doctor asks. “Kinda.”, Jeffy responds. “How is this going to
help?”, Spike asks. “Oh, it’s gonna help. Because if he can’t see the fat cow
in this picture, he is clearly blind. You can see it from space. This picture
was taken with a hubble telescope.”, Mumbai Guy responds. “It looks like a nice
wedding. It’s on the beach.”, Spike responds. “Yeah, it was in Odisha. Everyone
kept running up, thinking there was a beached whale, but that’s just my wife. I
flew, but ol’ Shamu here had a weight limit, so we had to lure her to the
island with buckets of chum.”, Mumbai Guy explains. “It looks like a nice
wedding.”, Spike responds. “Oh, yeah, it was O.K. Lots of finger foods. But not
for Mishti. She was grabbing fistfuls of food. At the table, everyone had
spoons, she had a shovel. Instead of a flower girl, we had a candy girl, with a
trick-or-treat bucket. Instead of a bouqet, she had a bucket of chicken that
she threw, and it was empty. I got her a wedding ring. It was an onion ring.
She ate the engagement onion ring, so I got another one. That didn’t last long
either.”, Mumbai Guy explains. “Well, why didn’t you do the classic
“pick-her-up” picture?”, Spike asks. “I like my back.”, Mumbai Guy responds. He
then gets a sheet of paper with letters for an eye exam. Jeffy reads it. “I…. C
U…. P E E---“, he reads as he is interrupted by a laugh from Mumbai Guy. He
gives Jeffy classes. Then says “Ha, ha! 4 eyes! I’m just preparing him.”,
Mumbai Guy says. He gets his phone and reads nicknames: “Window Face! Lady
Ga-Goggles! No-sandwhich with glassbread. Goggletron! Kid from Stuart Little!
And, uh, Harry Potter!”, Mumbai Guy reads. Jeffy goes to school. “OK, crass.
Today, we’re gonna be rearning why the Great Wall of China is so great. First,
Great Wall was built to keep Mongolian out. Big, enemy Mongolian tried to steal
Egg roll. Egg Roll is sacred in China. Top of the pyramid.”, Jackie Chu says to
his class. “Hey, nerd. Can you see into the future with those glasses?”, a
bully says to Jeffy. “You know what? Hold on, let me check. Oh, yeah. It says
if you keep talking shit, you gon’ get hit, bitch!”, Jeffy responds. “We could
fight, but I’d have glass in my fists after hitting you’re windshield.”, the
Bully responds. Jeffy headbutts the bully, knocking him and his seat over.
Cody’s mistake:
Cody asks his mom if he can go to the beach with Jr and
Joseph. “No, Cody, I saw on T.V. There’s a sponge that lives in a pineapple
under the sea. He’s friends with a squirrel that knows Karate, and she’s gonna
get your butthole kicked!”, she responds. They head to the beach with Chef Pee
Pee. Cody and Ken are laying down, and Cody squirts a lot of sunscreen on Ken’s
back, and then comes to see Joseph’s castle. Chef Pee Pee damages the castle,
to make fun of them. They decide to get him back. Chef Pee Pee is laying down
tanning. “Come on, Pee Pee. Let’s get you nice and dark. Cuz the ladies love
the dark Pee Pee.”, Chef Pee Pee tells himself. They bury Chef Pee Pee with
just his head sticking out and leave him at the beach. “Cody, you look like a
tomato.”, Jr tells Cody, noticing his sunburn. “Oh, cuz I’m ripe and juicy?”,
Cody asks. “No, you look like a stop sign.”, Jr responds. “Oh, cuz people stop
to look at my abs?”, Cody asks. “No, I mean you look like an apple.”, Jr says.
“Oh, cuz you want to put your worm inside me?”, Cody asks. “No, you look like
the couch.”, Jr says. “You want to sit on my face?”, Cody asks. Cody’s mom has
arrived at the house and Jr wears Cody’s clothes to disguise. “Hey, Cody. I
brought your butt medicine. Wait, did you gain weight?”, Cody’s mom says.
Cody’s mom sees Cody’s sunburn and says she’s gonna punish him. “Cody, I’m
gonna have to ground you. Now, let’s go home and take your butt pills.”, she
says. “I thought I was grounded.”, Cody responds
Hide and Seek:
Bowser checks his security cameras to reveal Chef Pee Pee
spit and shaved his pubic hair in his food, and Bowser gets mad at Chef Pee Pee
and instead wants him to pee in his food, and the cameras also reveal that when
Jr asked for water, Chef Pee Pee instead poured a cup of water on his bed
sheets. Chef Pee Pee tells Jr to count to 100,000. Chef Pee Pee decides to hide
up in the attic since no one ever goes up there. Jr gets to 55 and stops. Cody
and Joseph visit, and notice Chef Pee Pee isn’t anywhere. Bowser checks the
cameras and it turns out Chef Pee Pee is in the attic. Chef Pee Pee is about to
go to the bathroom, but walks on a platform and falls through it, landing on
the 2nd floor. 
Cody’s Parent Problem:
Cody’s parents are in their car. Judy checks Tyrone’s phone
to see what time Chuck E. Cheese closes. Pizza Hut texts Tyrone saying “I miss
you.”. Judy asks why. “They miss us ordering the food.”, Tyrone responds. Judy
points out they had Pizza Hut the previous night, and Tyrone claims they just
love being ordered. Pizza hut also texts “I can’t wait to bang you” and “I hope
your wife doesn’t find out”. Tyrone claims it’s a bang for the buck, and that
there’s thick crust, and that she doesn’t find out about the deals. They then
leave. Chef Pee Pee is cooking some fish sticks (fish on a frying pan with
wooden sticks). Judy arrives and comes inside, smelling Chef Pee Pee’s cooking.
“Ooh, fish sticks. Hopefully my fish is gonna have your stick tonight.”, Judy
says. Judy and Bowser fall in love with each other. Jr hears them having sex
with each other, and they decide to trick Judy into cheating on Bowser. Cody
knocks out Chef Pee Pee and pours water on him. Judy gives CPR, and she and
Bowser break up. Judy and Tyrone then get back together
Fat Jeffy:
Spike gives Jeffy a plate of green beans, but Spike has a
slice of Pizza, so Jeffy is mad, and insists on getting desert by throwing his
plate, so Spike gets him a plate with cupcakes, twinkies and chocolate syrup. 2
months later, Jeffy is fat, so Spike calls the doctor. Jeffy’s so fat, he can’t
move, and can barely roll, so they push Jeffy down the stairs. “You OK,
Jeffy?”, Spike asks. “Yeah, daddy. I just need candy.”, Jeffy responds. “No, no
more candy.”, Spike says. “Yeah, kid. You’re fat.”, says Mumbai Guy. “I’m not
fat. I’m big-boned.”, Jeffy responds. “Yeah, those must be dinosaur bones.
Anyway, lets get to the living room and do some exercise.”, says the doctor.
“Ok, lets do sit ups. First, we sit down, then she sits right here”, he says as
he points at his face while laying on the couch. Jeffy tries to do sit ups, but
can barely move. “I can’t do it, daddy. Its too hard.”, Jeffy tells Spike.
“Well, that’s what she said, Jeffy.”, Spike responds to Jeffy. “Ok, lets get to
the kitchen and try healthy eating.”, Mumbai Guy tells them. “Ok, Jeffy, this
is called salad. It was invented by poor people who had nothing to eat but
grass and twigs. Ugh! I don’t like that. Push the bowl away from me.”, he says.
“Since you’re fat, you have to eat salad, but I get to eat cookie crisp with a
nice Coke Zero and a glass of Mustard. That’s gonna be hard to suck.”, says
Mumbai Guy as he tries to drink the mustard. “That’s what she said”, Spike
responds. “Actually, you know what? There’s a surgery I can perform to remove
Jeffy’s fat. I’ll just take a silly straw, stick it in his belly button and
suck all the fat out.”, Mumbai Guy tells Spike. “I’m gonna eat this chocolate
cake”, Jeffy says as he comes home from surgery. “As long as you eat vegetables
too”, Spike says. “Remember, kids. Always eat your vegetables.”, Mumbai Guy
says looking at the camera. 
Ghost Shrimpo:
Woody is about to go to sleep when the bedroom door opens by
itself. He tells Spike to check it out. Spike goes to see when Woody pops up
saying "CHEW WEE BOI!", and he asks Spike to tuck him in afterwards.
"Tuck you in? Woody, you're like, 45 years old!" "I'm not too
young to be tucked in. Give me a hug.", Woody responds. Spike leaves and
the door opens again. Spike arrives and closes it. Spike leaves again, and it
turns out the door has opened again. Woody goes to inspect it, and its Shrek
with a box of Sara Lee Cheesecake, saying its his girlfriend and they're gonna
get married. Woody then says who cares, and Shrek finds it rude.
Baby Shrek:
Shrek goes to the bathroom. "Donkeh, this hurts so bad.
It reminds me of the multiple mosquito bites mentioned in Garuda Purana. Go get
Dr. Goodman. It feels like my intestines are about to exit out my butthole.",
Shrek says to Spike. Shrek falls over and hears a baby. It turns out Shrek gave
birth. Spike and Goodman are shocked. Shrek goes to have cheesecake with Jr,
but Jr won't eat it. "Eat it or your not getting dessert, which is more
cheesecake.", but it fails. Woody shows up to give Shrek advice by giving
him Jell-O Strawberry cheesecake and putting it in a bottle. In the middle of
the night, Jr has bothered Shrek by turning on the fart-on lights. Spike has
woken up Shrek in the morning and it turns out that Sara Lee has caused
accidental cloning.
Raksha Bandhan-
Jr, Pee Pee, Spike and Jeffy are arguing on Raksha Bandhan.
Yama shows up to say they are a dysfunctional family. They are sent to look for
a Tibetan painting granting one wish. They then get into competition. Chef Pee
Pee checks the kitchen, Spike checks the living room. "I'm gonna find that
egg first!" "Up yours, Pee Pee!", Spike responds. Chef Pee Pee
goes to check the bathroom and asks Shrek if he has seen a Tibetan painting.
"No, Chef Donkeh. But there is a painting in the toilet. Did you find what
you were looking for?", Chef Pee Pee explains why and then leaves.
"Tibetan painting. Grants any wish. I could wish for a lifetime supply of
Cheesecake! Wait. Do I wipe, or let it crust? Wipe or crust, wipe or crust? Oh!
We're gonna let it crust. Crusting!", Shrek says to himself. Black Yoshi
then hears and joins, but Jeffy finds the painting and wishes for a chocolate
cake.
The car-
Spike gets a call from the bank. It turns out someone
disguised as him and removed all the money from his account to buy a car. Spike
notices a red Lamborghini in his front yard. Black Yoshi and the red Angry Bird
are in the front seat. “How are you even driving?”, Spike asks. “Well, Spike,
Speedy and Talibam handle that. Speedy gets the pedal, Talibam hits the
breaks.”, Big Red replies. “Well Donkeh, I already went to the store and got
cheesecake!”, Shrek says as he sticks his head between the 2 front seats. “And
I went down yonder. Got me some shrimpos for my shrimpo hunting!”, Woody says.
They then drive off. “Anyone feel bad?”, Big Red asks. “Well, I kind of do, cuz
I forgot my cheesecake. I like eating cheesecake in the car on the way to a
neverland plain.”, Shrek says. “I can’t let you make a mess in this beautiful
ride.”, Big Red says. “I won’t make a mess. I’ll gobble everything up. I just
might eat the seat back here. Oh! I gotta poop!”, Shrek says. “Hey, its not
fair! My face is back here, and he’s about to take a poop.”, Woody says. “Dude,
the big cheesecake dude. If he bouta fart up in here, I’mma leave. Big Red, you
better stop this car.”, Black Yoshi replies.
Jeffy's Coma:
Jeffy is riding a bike, when a tennis ball hits his head. Mumbai Guy comes to tell Spike that Jeffy got into a coma and the only thing that will wake him up is an ogre fart. Spike goes to get Shrek, but Shrek is grunting. "Don't you know how to knock, Donkeh?!", Shrek asks. "Yes, Shrek. But I need you to fart to wake up my son.", Spike says. "Donkeh. I haven't farted in MONTHS. I've tried everything. Cheesecake, Taco Bell, Miralax. Nothing! But... there is something I have not had in YEARS. Bean soup.", Shrek says. Spike goes to ask Chef Pee Pee to make bean soup. He brings it up to Shrek. "Donkeh, are you sure you want this? Last time, it ruptured the eardrum of everyone within 10 miles. It's so smelly, it burnt their nose hairs. We didn't have to nuke Hiroshima or Nagasaki. If you looked up at the airplane as it flew over, Donkeh, you would have saw this. My big ogre butt! Just farting away into the wind. Donkeh, chernobyl is in my rectum. My butthole. IS Chernobyl.", Shrek explains. Shrek then eats the bean soup but nothing happens. Shrek suggests a bigger bean. Chef Pee Pee flies all the way to Oakland and sees a bean statue. He calls Cody. "What's up, Peepers?", Cody asks. "Nothing much, Big C. Look, I need you to make a shrinking app.", Chef Pee Pee explains. "Can't fit it all in one picture?", Cody asks. Chef Pee Pee then explains. He shrinks the bean, flies back and gives it to Shrek. Shrek eats it and feels a growling stomach. "Run, Donkeh.", Shrek says in a demonic voice right before the episode ends.