Ovivor: Honduras/Character Rankings

This page contains the rankings for every castaway in Ovivor: Honduras.
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Contestant	Contestant	Reasoning
14th 	Dickbutt 	Only "played" (trolled) to fill the cast, then casually quit mid-challenge. Yeah, no.
13th 	Bradical 	I feel like this character has been done to death before (HeteroHector is literally the exact same person). I'm not really sure that he had any personality besides making some vague references to his masculinity. Just judging from his cast photo and saying stuff like "totally tubular," I think he was intended to be a "hip dad," but it didn't come across at all. He had a fun blindside, I guess?
12th 	Lena 	I'm being biased here because I don't know anything about the game Lena is based off of, but most of her lines just came off as really generic. She had some great confessionals about trying to be the "hero" of her tribe, struggling morally with voting people out, and telling people to be a "hero, not a villain" (kind of like an ethical Ciera) – but it wasn't really a plot I was invested in. That being said, I appreciate the effort put into having a storyline.
11th 	Martha 	Martha was really hit-or-miss for me. At times, she was just this vague negative presence, but her judgemental confessionals were interesting. I'm not a personal fan of the "religious nut" stereotype, but I can't deny that she was a strong character in that sense. Her blindside at the hands of Rochelle was a highlight of the season, but her reaction to it felt a little too extreme. Overall, I'm conflicted on Martha, but I'm glad we got a morally grey character.
10th 	Francine 	I physically rolled my eyes when Francine joined, because the SJW-feminist thing is like beating a dead horse at this point, but I grew to quite like her. Even if I wasn't the biggest fan of her character, she had a fascinating journey from wasting her idol to fighting with Squilliam over what turned out to be the purple rock. Like Martha, I'm conflicted, but I think her character will age well since she didn't overstay her welcome.
9th 	Stacey 	Stacey was a great underdog in the pre-swap. She single-handedly turned her tribe upside down by giving the idol to Adore, which prompted one of the best dynamic duos in Ovivor history. Even though she couldn't last very long, I really enjoyed her incoherent confessionals and general sass. If the swap twist had been paid attention to, she might have gone far. She put up a good fight, and even if that first vote ruined her game, it made her a lock for future seasons.
8th 	Squilliam 	Squilliam may have been a little one-note, but his fancy schtick was hilarious. From blowing his nose on a diamond-encrusted napkin, to randomly spraying perfume on people, it was great to see him try to survive the elements by building castles, calling choppers for supplies, etc. He had depth, too, as a lot of his moves in the game were a result of who he determined to be "fancy" or not – like tipping off Redmond to play his idol, or saving Heather.
7th 	Rochelle 	Rochelle's constant freak-outs were fun to watch, like accusing people of eating her chocolate turtles, yelling that her man has two jobs, or blaming Chris for everything when he wasn't even there. Rochelle was also pretty compelling after the swap when she refused to vote someone out, only to flip on Martha because she was worried about new-Ixchel picking her off, which happened anyway. She was flawed, funny, and played hard.
6th 	Adore 	Adore was a mess in the best way possible. Besides being extremely quotable ("I'm from Azusa, I'll stab a bitch" or "the other queens say I'm not polished – I'm polish remover") –– she single-handedly lost the first challenge for Ixchel, came to life in the last five minutes of Tribal, and idoled out one of the strongest players on her tribe. Unfortunately she was picked out the very next round, but she was a fabulous hurricane for the short time she was there.
5th 	Brady 	Brady is an example of a closeted character that actually works. All of his freudian slips and attempts to remain masculine were funny, yeah, but he had an actual plot of coming out to everyone at the merge and accepting himself. He had a compelling alliance with Aubry, and his storyline culminating in flipping to save Heather, prompting a deadlocked vote, and ultimately picking the purple rock was a fitting end to his narrative.
4th 	Hillary 	I'm not sure if political characters are on a roll lately, but I loved Hillary and all the cliches she portrayed, like falsely claiming that she had never changed policies or stating that a challenge loss is like a "Rhode Island level loss." It's also timely that Hillary was played days after Hillary Clinton was announced as the Democratic presidential candidate, and on a season with so many ties, it's only appropriate that people hated her so much to vote her out unanimously.
3rd 	Heather 	Heather was the head bitch in charge, and I knew she would deliver the minute she called me a discount Chris McLean. Her constant references to Total Drama, like making the "Total Drama Honduras" alliance or calling the tribes "teams", were all hilarious and in-character. Heather's shining attribute is that despite her constant barrage of insults directed at the entire cast and even the host, she was able to win despite her cutthroat gameplay and ruthless personality.
2nd 	Aubry 	Aubry's cool, calm and collected personality shouldn't have translated as well as it did. She easily sent the most amount of confessionals, and every single one of them had great analogies that probably make up the majority of the episode titles for this season. Her interactions with people like Brady and Lena were stellar, as well as the juxtaposition between her neurotic confessionals and cold-blooded power moves at Tribal Council.
1st 	Redmond 	Redmond definitely gets first for being one of the most unique and influential contestants in recent memory. He always spoke his mind, and was a great, perceptive player (as highlighted by him correctly playing his idol on a whim and crediting his "sources"). Devoting an entire wiki to leaking the cast and twists through exclusive info was not only an enjoyable way to bring the contestants together, but led to improving the depth of the season as a whole.