Scoob! (Rewritten extended version)/Transcript

This is the transcript for the alternate version of the 2020 Warner Bros. film Scoob!
==Transcript==
===Opening: Venice Beach chase===
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*Restaurant Owner: What? You little mutt!
*Young Scooby: Oh!
*Restaurant Owner: Come back here! Bring back my gyros!
*Woman: Hey, Watch it!
*Young Scooby: Excuse me. Pardon me.
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===Scene 1: Shaggy names Scooby===
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===Scene 2:===
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*Mrs. Rogers: Shaggy, you and your new friend better hurry up if you want to trick-or-treat.
*Young Shaggy: Yay! Okay, mom!
*Young Shaggy: (to Scooby) Let me show you my Room. I mean our room.
[Scooby then looks around Shaggy's bedroom and sees a memorabilia of Blue Falcon and Dynomutt]
*Young Scooby: Who's that?
*Young Shaggy: This is Blue Falcon. He's half-man, half-falcon. Well, mostly man. All man. I guess it's just the suit that's falcon. And his wonder dog sidekick, Dynomutt! Like, they solve crimes and save the world together.
*Young Scooby:
*Young Shaggy:
*Young Scooby: Huh. Soft. I've never had a bed before. In fact, I've never had anything before.
*Young Shaggy: I, uh...  I ran out this afternoon and I got something for you.  I know we just met  and I didn't wanna seem too desperate  or, you know, come on too strong, but...
*Young Scooby: What is it?
*Young Scooby: I love it.  I promise I'll never take it off. 
*Young Shaggy: I will never leave you. No matter what.
===Scene 3: Trick-or-Treating===
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*Young Shaggy: Thanks.
*Young Scooby: Thank you. I love Halloween
*Young Shaggy: [laughs] And may I say, you sure look goodin that costume.
*Young Scooby: Ranks, Raggy It's all in the hips. Whoa Jackpot! Big house, big candy. 
*Young Shaggy: Like, no way, bro. That's the Rigby house. It's haunted. Let's get outta here!
*Chet: Mine
*Young Shaggy: Hey! Give it back
*Young Scooby: Listen, l live in together.
*Red Herring: Mine!
*Fred: What is it?
*Young Fred: Are you guys alright?
*Young Shaggy: Oh no.
*Young Fred: Let me give you a hand.! I'm Fred. This is Velma.
*Young Velma: Hi.
*Young Fred; And that's Daphne.
*Young Daphne: Hey.
*Young Shaggy: I'm Shaggy. And this is Scooby-Doo
*Young Scooby: Nice to meet you.
[Young Daphne holds out her arms and Scooby runs up to her and licks her face]
*Young Shaggy: Cool Wonder Woman costume. [turns to Velma] And you are... Harry Potter?
*Young Velma: I'm Ruth Bader Ginsburg, obviously.
*Young Shaggy: Which house is she in? Hufflepuff?
*Young Velma: She's a Supreme Court justice.
*Young Shaggy: Oh. Slytherin.
*Young Fred: Come one, let's go get your candy back.
*Young Shaggy: What is it?
*Mr. Rogers: What is it?
===Scene 4: The Rigby house===
* Young Daphne: Anybody home? This living room feels more like a dying room. 
* Young Fred: Here you go, Shaggy.
* Young Shaggy: Great. Thanks a bunch. Let's go.
* Young Shaggy/Young Scooby-Doo: It's the ghost!  
* Young Velma: Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts. Hmm.
* Young Shaggy: Uh...  Girl dressed like Judge Judy, I don't think this is a good idea.
* Young Shaggy/Young Scooby-Doo/Young Fred/Young Daphne: Huh? The ghost!
* Young Fred: Go get help!  Young Velma: Come on, hurry!
* Young Fred: Guys, we gotta do something. Quick, upstairs!
* Young Velma: Come on, let's go!
* Young Fred: Daphne!  
* Young Daphne: Whoa!
* Young Velma: Run, Daphne, run!  Fred, look!
* Ghost: Uh-oh.
* Young Daphne: Velma!
* Young Velma: Got it.
* Ghost: Hey! What are you... Oh. Oh. Huh?
* Young Fred: Gotcha.  
* Young Daphne: Jeepers. It's a Halloween mask.
* Young Fred/Young Velma/Young Daphne: Mr. Rigby!
* Mr. Rigby: Meh.
* Young Shaggy Uh, guys? I think we just found the world's smallest Walmart.
* Frank: Man, this guy stole a lot of stuff!
* Deputy: Bag it all up, Frank. He's going away for a long time.
* Sherriff Stone: Darn, right. Ha, ha. Let's go, Rigby.
* Mr. Rigby: Heh! I would've gotten away with this if it weren't for you meddling... Oof!
*Sheriff Stone: Appreciate the assist, kids. But, uh, next time, leave the crime solving to the professionals. [clicks] Happy Halloween, enjoy your candy or, whatever.
*Young Fred: Thank you.
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*Young Shaggy: Nothing.
[Scooby-Doo Theme Song by Best Coast begins to play; Scooby-Do, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne and Velma are transitioned to young adults.]
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===Scene 5: Peru Theft===
[Scene take us years later to a archaeological dig site in Machu Picchu, Peru 1:30pm. Two archologist are eager go down steps]
*Sandra: This is really it, the discovery of a lifetime.
*Fitzhugh: Don't tease me, Sandra. Whoa! I'm slipping.
*Sandra: Oh, easy there, Doctor.
*Fitzhugh: Hold my arm.
*Sandra: [panting] I think it's better if I show you.
*Fitzhugh: I think so too.
[Sandra turn the lights on and shows a giant-sized canine skull to Dr. Fitzhugh]
*Fitzhugh: Oh, wow! [Glasses reflect the skull]
*Sandra: It's unlike any known species, living or extinct.
*Fitzhugh: And these teeth! [growling and barking sounds]
*Sandra: Yeah. They are distinctly canine.
*Fitzhugh: This is wonderful.
*Sandra: After all these years of searching, we finally found...
*Sandra/Fitzhugh: Cerberus.
*Fitzhugh: The guard dog to the underworld.
*Sandra: Doctor, I still don't understand how one of his skulls wound up here in Peru.
*Fitzhugh: I'll tell you how. You see these murals? They show us everything that we need to know. [shows her the murals] The skulls were hidden across the globe, in three mystical places. And legend has it that if the skull were ever reunited, the gates of Hades would rise again, and plunge the world into total darkness.
*Sandra: [confused] Uh, but why would anyone want that?
*Fitzhugh: Because behind those gates, Sandra, lies an enormous treasure, Sandra. Which will make me the wealthiest man in history, Sandra!
*Sandra: [confused] You? Is that why you're doing this?
*Fitzhugh: Oh, come on, Sandy, you have to admit, unimaginable wealth... [pulls a weapon from his sleeve] is a lot more interesting than archaeology.
*Sandra: Doctor Fitz... why? Why are being so... so...
*Fitzhugh: [voice changes] Dastardly? Because that's just who I am. [pulls off his mask and reveals himself to be...]
[Sandra gasps] 
*Dick Dastardly: Dick Dastardly!
*Sandra: [panics then press the alarm button repeatedly] Huh? W-what's going on? Why aren't the alarms...
*[Voice]: Going off?
[Coming into the tent, enter Pandora]
*Pandora: Don't bother, Sandy. I've disabled them an hour ago. As for your security guards and the real Fitzhugh? Well. Let's just say they've all been given the night off.
[The guards and the real Dr. Fitzhugh are bound, tied up and while some are knocked out.]
*Sandra: No. [gasps] 
[Dastardly then shoots his weapon and sticks Sandra to the wall]
*Sandra:[to Dastardly] You are forgetting your mythology. The skulls are worthless without--
*Dick Dastardly: The key? Oh, silly, superfluous Sandra. The prophecy is already been fulfilled. Now, let's claim our prize, and go!
[Sandra cries out]
*Dick Dastardly: I said, Let's go!
*Dusty: [beeping]
*Dick Dastardly: Of course I mean you. Do you think I'm talking to her?
[Pandora facepalms and shakes her head at once gently in disappointment.]
*Sandra: [pleading] Help me!
*Dusty:[beeping]
*Dick Dastardly: No, we shouldn't help her. Toughen up! We are the bad guys. Remember?
*Pandora: Ugh! Alright, let's go already.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the Cerberus skull as Dastardly gets on the skull with Pandora and his robot]
*Dick Dastardly: Good doggy. Show me where your brothers are hiding.
[The skull starts to shake then shoots glowing beams from it's sockets. It starting rotating then stops and Dastardly gets the coordinates]
*Dick Dastardly: We've got it! Tatty-bye!
*Sandra: Blue Falcon will stop you!
*Dick Dastardly: Let him try! I'm the early bird this time, it's my turn to get the worm! [The Mean Machine then leaves in to the night sky]
===Scene 6: Simon Cowell's investment===
[Few months later the scene shows Venice beach with Mystery Inc in a local diner]
*Fred: All right, everybody. I would like to pose to you all the question of questions. What's next for Mystery Inc.?
*Shaggy: Ooh, I totally have the answer: Lunch.
*Daphne: No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that...
*Scooby-Doo: I was also going to say lunch.
*Fred: Guys, guys, guys. The Mystery Machine needs a whole new... Needs a whole new everything, and I'm never gonna get that smell out.
*Scooby-Doo: I told you I needed a walk.
*Velma: It's time to turn Mystery Inc. into a real business.
*Shaggy: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
*Daphne: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
*Scooby-Doo: I handle our accounting.
*Velma: Look, we're ready to take on bigger cases, scarier villains, and creepier mysteries, but that takes money. Fortunately, we found a possible investor.
*Simon Cowl: Oh, whoopee, a diner. I'll have a napkin and some hand sanitizer.
*Shaggy: Whoa, man! It's Simon Cowell!
*Shaggy and Scooby: [Both sing] In the sha-ha, sha-hallow In the sha-ha, sha-la-la-la-low
[Sheriff Bronson Stone is seen in his squad car while n patrol and makes stop at the red traffic light. He looks around the area when he sees Mystery Inc. in the diner with a annoyed look on his face then pulls over]
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*Shaggy: I'm off the deep end watch as I dive in...
*Simon Cowell: Uh, congratulations, gentlemen. You are terrible.
*Fred: How does he do that? See, he's mean, but he makes it fun.
*Velma: We appreciate your interest in Mystery Inc., Mr. Cowell.
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*Simon Cowell: Every successful group requires hard work and determination. Identifying potential is what I do, and you have got it. Fred, you're the tank. The muscle.
*Fred: Cool.
*Simon Cowell: Daphne is the people person. The empath.
*Daphne: Awe.
*Simon Cowell: Velma has the smarts, and technical savvy.
*Velma: Thanks.-
[Sheriff Bronson Stone abruptly enters the diner]
*Sheriff Stone: Good afternoon, meddlers!
*Velma/Fred/Daphne/Shaggy/Scooby [annoyed]: (signs) Hey, Sheriff Stone.
*Sheriff Stone: That's Sheriff Bronson Stone to you! Y'know, you kids have been a really pain in my rear ever since day one on that Halloween night those years ago. As I said, leave all the crime to the authorities. We don't need kids interfering in anyone business so-. [gasps] Simon Cowell?! OHMYGOD. This is real honor!
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*Simon Cowell: Now where was I? Oh yes. As for you two,[To Scooby and Shaggy] you aren't even listening. You're eating a clownishly oversized sandwich.
*Shaggy: Like, sorry, man. You lost us at, "Hard work and determination."
*Scooby-Doo: But you got us back at "sandwich."
*Simon Cowell: Look, a group can only be as strong as its weakest links. Bottom line, I can't invest with these two involved.
*Sheriff Stone: That's a fair point, Mr. Cowell.
*Fred/Velma: Sheriff!
*Daphne: But, Mr. Cowell, Shaggy and Scooby are our best friends.
*Shaggy: Yeah, what's more valuable than friendship?
*Simon Cowell: Literally anything. You can't count on friendship, people change. And when you get into real trouble, friendship won't save the day.
*Shaggy: Like, we don't need this, Scoob. Let's bounce.
*Scooby-Doo: Yeah, we know when we're not wanted.
*Daphne: No. Ugh. Wait.-
*Fred: -C'mon, guys.-
*Velma: He didn't mean it.
*Sheriff Stone: [chuckles] Actually, he did.
*Daphne: Would you please stay out of this for three minutes, Sheriff Stone?
*Sheriff Stone: What? I'm right, aren't I?
*Velma: It was unnecessary coming from you.
[Scooby comes back to pick up the French fries]
*Scooby-Doo: [to Simon] No fries for you. [to Sheriff Stone] Or you. Hmm!
*Sheriff Stone: Touchy.
===Scene 7: Bowling Alley Attack===
*Shaggy: You believe the nerve of that dude? Simon Cowell thinks friendship won't save the day. Like, Same for Sheriff Stone, man.
*Scooby: What does they know?  
*Shaggy: Yeah, he's not that smart. Just sounds like it, because he's British. And Sheriff is just big jerk.
*Scooby: Good point, Raggy.  
*Shaggy: As long as we have each other, we'll be just fine on our own.  
*Scooby: Right. [hits the bowling pin] Yes! Eyes? Raggy, look.  
*Shaggy: Huh?-
*Scooby: The pin. It has eyes.  
*Shaggy: Oh, Scoob, I know it feels like everyone's judging us today. Even the bowling pins. But don't freak out on me, bud. Uh... What's the hold-up? The ball return won't return our ball. Huh.  
*Scooby-Doo: Oh, there it is.  
*Shaggy: Zoinks! Like, what is going on?
*Scooby-Doo: What are those things?  
*Shaggy: I don't know, but they don't look friendly. No offense, but I think I liked you better as a bowling ball.
*Scooby: Me, too.
*Shaggy: Look out!
*Scooby: Whoa!
*Judy Takamoto: No running.
*Shaggy: They're coming.  
*Scooby: What now? -
*Shaggy: Follow my lead. Who's hungry? Check out the specials. So, like, what are you guys in the mood to eat? And please don't say human. Or dog. Okay, Bowling Alley Yakitori. And how about you guys? Hot wings to share?  
*Robots: Uh-huh.
*Shaggy: Got it. And for you? Oh, no! We're out of calamari.  
*Shaggy: This way, Scoob! Huh, I always wondered what was back here.  
*Scooby: Underwhelming.
[The Mystery MAchine]
*Dispatch:[on the radio] All All units. Attention, all units. We have a 4-1-5 in progress at the Takamoto Bowl.
*Velma: Tiny violent shape-shifting robots chasing a man and a dog in a bowling alley, linen store or car wash." Wow, the police really do have a code for everything.
*Daphne: The Takamoto Bowl? That's where Scoob and Shaggy hang out.
*Fred: Oh, no.
[TBA]
*Scooby: Did we lose 'em?
*Shaggy: Pretty sure we didn't.
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===Scene 8: The Falcon Fury===
*Shaggy: Oh, man, dig that crazy elevator. You okay, Scooby-Doo?   
*Scooby-Doo: Yeah. I'm good. Whew. Where are we?
*Shaggy: Dude, hang on. Do you realize where we are?
*Scooby-Doo: No.
*Shaggy: Look around, man. The clean, modern aesthetic. The cool blue color palette.  We're in...-
*Scooby-Doo: - IKEA! -
*Shaggy:...the Falcon Fury! Did you say IKEA?
*Scooby: Nope. I said Falcon Fury. Just like you.
[The doors open and the Teen Angels enter to greet to them]
*Dee Dee Skyes: Gentleman. Welcome aboard. I'm Dee Dee Skyes, pilot of the Falcon Fury.
*Taffy Dare:[appearing next to Dee Dee on her left] Name's Taffy Dare, the engineer/co-pilot of the Falcon Fury.
*Brenda Chance:[appearing next to Dee Dee on her right nervously] And I'm... Brenda, Branda Chance. Just Brenda. I'm.. a... just the navigator of the Falcon Fury. I guess.
*Taffy: Don't be so shy, Bren. They're okay.
*Shaggy: Well we're...
*Dee Dee: Scooby and Shaggy. We know. Follow us.
*Scooby-Doo: Who sent those Robots?
*Dee Dee: It's this guy Dick Dastardly. Shocker! He's a psychotic supervillain. He's trying to [mimics cut-throat] you.
*Shaggy: Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to [mimics cut-throat].
*Scooby-Doo: It's nice to be wanted.
*Dee Dee: Mm, I hear that.
*Taffy: And BTW, by [mimics cut-throat], Dastardly want's to kill ya. Literally.
*Dee Dee/Brenda: Taffy!
*Taffy: What? I'm just clarifying what [mimics cut-throat] means to them. Not trying to be rude here.
*Brenda: Yeah, but that was a little unappropriated.
*Taffy: Sheesh, can't take a joke, will ya.
*Dee Dee: Alright, guys. Let's move.
*Brenda: [whispers to Scooby & Shaggy] It's alright. Taffy didn't really mean to say that, she's just like to tease with people sometimes. She's actually a good friend of ours when you get to know her.
[They enter the control room as Shaggy and Scooby are amazed at it]
*Dee Dee: I know it's super cool in here, and we would totally let you guys touch random buttons, but they told us we need to move. [The lights turn off] Seriously? We're doing this now?
*Taffy: - (groans) For Pete's sake.-
*Brenda: -Oh, dear..-
*Shaggy: Ooh, is it him? Is it him?
*Dee Dee: Yep. He likes to make an entrance.
*Taffy: As always. [groans annoyingly]
*Keith: [voice] Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory. Now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky. And he is one bad mamma jamma.
*Shaggy and Scooby: Blue Falcon!
[All I Do is Win by DJ Khaled featuring Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg plays as Blue Falcon makes an awesome entrance.]
*Blue Falcon: Welcome to the Falcon Fury. [Poses and Shaggy and Scooby shudder excitedly] Hang on, hang on. Turn on the lights. [The lights turn back on] Where are my balloons, Dee Dee? When I say "Falcon Fury", that's supposed to cue the balloons. Keith, what is the deal up there, man?
*Keith: [voice] I missed the cue.
*Blue Falcon: Duh. You've got one job, pal. Anyway, welcome aboard, I'm Blue Falcon.
*Scooby-Doo: No you're not
*Blue Falcon: Yes I am.
*Dee Dee: I told you we weren't going to be the only ones who noticed.
*Shaggy: No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red "F" on the chest, and it's way less, uh, scaly.
*Blue Falcon: They're feathers, all right? And it's called an upgrade. This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon.
*Dynomutt: I think you mean to say your daddy's Blue Falcon. Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian.
*Scooby and Shaggy: Dynomutt!
*Blue Falcon: Oh, him you recognize?
*Shaggy: Well, sure, man. Dynomutt is the dog wonder. Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him.
*Dynomutt: And yet, here I am... without him.
[Scooby pinches Shaggy]
*Shaggy: Ow!
*Scooby-Doo: Making sure this isn't a dream
*Shaggy: You're supposed to pinch yourself.
[They start to pinch each other until Dee Dee clears her throat as they stop]
*Dee Dee: Finished?
*Scooby: [pinches Shaggy one last time] Yes.
[Brenda giggles]
*Taffy: Okay, that was awkward.
*Shaggy: Wait, Brian..
*Blue Falcon: Blue Falcon.
*Shaggy: If you're Blue Falcon now..
*Blue Falcon: I am.
*Shaggy: Then does that mean...?
*Blue Falcon: Yes. Regretfully my father has moved on to better place.
*Shaggy: Oh, no!
*Blue Falcon: What?! Oh, no, he's not dead, he retired to Palm Beach.
*Dynomutt: We still miss him very, very ,very, very, very...
*Blue Falcon: Oh, no, he's glitching.-
*Dynomutt: No, I'm not. Let me finish. …very, very, very much.
*Brenda: Yeah, even superheroes know when it's time to hang up their capes and utility belts.-
[Alarm goes off]
*Dee Dee: It's Dastardly. He must have tracked you from the bowling alley.
*Blue Falcon: Let's move it, people. To the Falcon Nest.  
*Taffy: I call shotgun!
*Shaggy: Like, hey, wait up!  
=== Scene 9: Chase ===
*Dick Dastardly: Nobody gets away from Dick Dastardly! Right, Rottens? I need what's on that ship, or I'll never get my treasure. DO. NOT. FAIL. ME!  
*Blue Falcon: Dee Dee, take the helm. Taffy, man the defense systems. 
*Dee Dee: Ready, sir.
*Taffy: Aye, aye, BF.
*Dynomutt:[To Scooby and Shaggy] You might want to buckle up. And if you get sick, puke on Brian.
*Brenda: Um, what do I do?
*Blue Falcon: Sit next to Shaggy, Bren. Punch it, Dee Dee.  
*Dee Dee: Hang on.  
*Shaggy: Zoinks! -
*Scooby: What's this guy's deal?
*Blue Falcon: Look, the hot gossip on my fan site is that Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscuit-
*Dynomutt: It's 'Skulls of Cerberus', Brian. We went over this.
*Dee Dee: He has one skull. Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other two.
*Shaggy: Like, what do those creepy skulls have to do with us?
*Dee Dee: No idea.
*Taffy: Not a clue.-
*Benda: We're really not sure yet.-
*Dick Dastardly: Hold tight.
*Pandora: Oh, boy. Better switch to the magna-boots.
*Dee Dee: I can't shake him.
*Taffy: I gotta say, for a giant airship, it's awesomely fast for it's size.
*Blue Falcon: Try the shake button.
*Shaggy: Ooh, I'll take a chocolate shake.
*Scooby: Vanilla, please. -
*Dee Dee: There is no shake button. -
*Blue Falcon/Scooby/Shaggy: Well, there should be.
*Dick Dastardly: Alright, Rottens. Launch the harpoons.
*Taffy: Incoming harpoons!
*Shaggy: What is going on?
*Dick Dastardly: Well done. Reel them in.
*Scooby: What do we do?
*Brenda: [gasps] Dee Dee, the tractor beam!
*Dee Dee: What are you doing?
*Brenda: If we could change the polarity...
*Dynomutt: Of course, but that would make...  
*Dee Dee: Reverse on my mark.
*Dynomutt: On it.
*[]
*Dee Dee: Now!
*[]
*Dick Dastardly: Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?
*Pandora: Ugh. They're reversing their tractor beam on us!
*Taffy: Hang on tight!
*[]
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, no, no, no. No, no. No! Argh! Drat!
*[]
*Dee Dee: Whew. Are you guys okay?
*Taffy: Woo-hoo! That was wild! Let's do that again next time we're being hauled, right guys? Uh, Guys?
*Shaggy: Yeah, but, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here.
*Scooby: We'll walk home.
*Dynomutt: Dastardly could have finished us if he wanted to. I think he wants you guys alive.
*Blue Falcon: I knew you two were important.
*Dee Dee: It would be safer for you if you joined us on our mission.
*Scooby: It would?  
*Brenda: It might.
*Blue Falcon: Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Boop! Hello? Oh!  Uh-huh. Uh-huh.  Well, of course. Uh, guys, adventure's calling, and it's for you.  
*Shaggy: Hello, adventure. Yes, will you take my name and number off your list?  
*Scooby: But, Raggy, this is our chance.
*Shaggy: Yeah, maybe you're right. We can show everyone and Simon Cowell we're not the weak link. Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again.  Uh, my partner is intrigued by your offer, but I'm still on the fence. We're gonna have to call you back. Bye-bye.
*Blue Falcon: Click.  
*Shaggy: You really wanna do this?
*Scooby: Uh-huh.
*Shaggy: Well, I'm not gonna let you do it without me. After all, there is no "I" in Scooby and Shaggy. Wait, is there? No, all good. We're in.
*Blue Falcon That's what I'm talking about! Now, I've got a few waivers for you guys to sign.  
[Balloons]
*Blue Falcon: Oh, great. Great timing, Keith.  
*Keith: [voice] Thank you!
===Scene 10:===
*Judy Takamoto: Well, uh, the robots attacked this talking dog and a gangly dude that had this habit of using the word "like" at the start of every sentence.  [Daphne gasps] Almost as if he was some middle-aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks.
*Daphne: Oh, that's Scoob and Shaggy alright
*Fred: So, what happened?
*Judy Takamoto: I don't know. They seemed pretty bummed out. I guess their friends dumped them  in a cold-hearted way or something. And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed them up.
*Fred: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy and Scooby were taken?
*Judy Takamoto: Yeah. I have to assume if they were with their friends, they wouldn't have been kidnaped.
*Daphne:
*Judy Takamoto: Whoever those friends are must be carrying a ton of guilt on their shoulders right about now.
*Velma: Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment, and describe the robots, please?
*Judy Takamoto: Yeah, they look like what's in this box.
*Sheriff Stone: Alright, Mystery Meddlers. Clear out. Vacay the premise. This is a crime scene.
*Velma: We were just leaving.
*Fred: Have a good night.
===Scene 11: Our Culprit===
*Velma: [examining the bowling pin robot] Whoa! Guys, this thing is increíble. It's fully autonomous and capable of modifying its external appearance. I'd like to shake the hand of whoever created this.
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*Velma: And then, y'know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends. Right? Am I right?
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*Daphne: Ew! Is that a hair?
*Velma: Maybe this will lead us to out culprit.
*Fred: What are you doing? Touching it with bare fingers. Bleugh!
*Velma: Grow up, Fred. Do you know how many stray hairs  the average human eats every day without knowing it?
*Fred: If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know.  
*Velma: It's more. Much, much more. Huh. Trace amounts of mustache oil. 12-year-old Scotch.
*Daphne: Ugh. Is the bad guy my dad?
*Velma: There are also some microscopic soil particles. Composition is a mix of arsenic, selenium and... Coppertone SPF 50. Anything over 30 is a waste. I'll see if the combination of these elements matches a geographical location. And... Bingo. Dastardly Demolition. Per county records, last known owner is: Dick Dastardly.
*Fred: What would a creep like that want with Scooby and Shaggy?
*Velma: Hmm. Well, let's see what the police department database has to say. Ooh. Quite a rap sheet. It looks like he's wanted for the theft of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru. 
*Dick Dastardly: [On the security footage] Tatty bye.
*Daphne: That looks like a giant dog skull. Weird.  
*Velma: It gets weirder. He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club. And apparently he's been stealing Netflix by using his mother's account.  
*Daphne: [gasps] That is not fair for the rest of us who have to pay for Netflix.  
*Fred: You have to pay for Netflix?  
*Velma: This will not stand. Let's go get that Dastardly dude.
[Mystery Inc drive off in the Mystery Machine with Sheriff Bronson Stone watching them with great interest.]
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===Scene 12: Making an Example===
*Dick Dastardly: I just needed you to retrieve one simple canine so I could get my treasure. Now, were the missions a failure? Pinhead. The question was rhetorical. Of course it was a failure because you failed me. You are responsible for my suffering. Oh, sorry. You're sorry? You certainly are.  And I thought my last sidekick was worthless.  At least he had a backbone.  And fur and a wet nose. But you, whoa-ho-ho, you've lowered the bar to new depths of craven ineptitude  I didn't even think were possible.  That's not a compliment, you aluminum imbecile! You're not a partner, you're a disgrace, a lemming, a boot-licking... suck-up.  An example must be made.  I want you to know this is going to hurt me  a lot more than it's going to hurt you. No, not really. Let this be a lesson to you all. If you're going to be a sniveling suck-face... you're going to look the part. Pandora, any word from Blast-Off?
*Pandora: He still hasn't reported back for weeks since you sent him on that special mission to QuestLabs.
*Dick Dastardly: Well he's late! Furthermore, forget you mechanical morons. I'll fetch the key myself. 
===Scene 13: Geniuses===
*Dee Dee: To find the second skull, I'm searching every possible location with high fossil density. Taffy? What's the status of the wings?
*Taffy:[offscreen on P.A.] Still patching em' up.
*Dynomutt: Brian! Quit putting filters on your selfies and get in the game.
*Blue Falcon: Woah, woah, what do you think I'm doing? I'm putting my social media feelers out there, Dynobutt.
*Shaggy:[voice] Found it.
[Shaggy and Scooby are carrying a lot of food]
*Blue Falcon:[voice] The second skull?
*Shaggy: No. Even better. The Falcon Fridge.
*Scooby-Doo: Don't you worry, I'm house trained.
*Blue Falcon: Yes! I love these guys.  
*Dynomutt: I'm busting my tail to save the world for him, and he loves the guys who brought treats.
*Shaggy: Prepare your taste buds for a Scoob-Shag specialty.  
*Blue Falcon: Whoa, whoa. You put jalapeño peppers on your ice cream?  
*Scooby: Heat and sweet. 
*Shaggy: It's our signature dessert.
*Dynomutt and Dee Dee: Heat signature! 
*Dee Dee: That's it! You guys are geniuses!
*Scooby: We're geniuses.
*Shaggy: Take that, Simon Cowell.
*Dynomutt: The supernatural energy in that skull would give about a specific heat signature.
*Brenda: Wow, you already figure out that the clue of the location of the second skull is heat signature?
*Dee Dee: Given by Shaggy and Scooby, yes, now, all we gotta do is locate that spot. Boom! It's in the Gobi Desert.
*Blue Falcon: [imitates buzzer] Incorrect. I just found out where the skull is, and it's not in the Gobi Desert. It's in Romania.
*Shaggy: Like, how do you know?
*Blue Falcon: A hero never reveals his secrets.
*Dynomutt: I believe you're thinking of magicians.
*Blue Falcon: I'm always thinking of magicians. But as you must know, I just got a DM from one of my fans who gave me the locayshe.
*Dynomutt: Brian, those are a lot of words no one your age must be using.
*Dee Dee: Sir, this could be a trap set by Dastardly.
*Taffy: I'm 100% with her on this.
*Brenda: Me too, I have a bad feeling about this.
*Blue Falcon: If it was a trap, then why was Anonymous use his own name?
*Dee Dee: Wait, do you think "Anonymous" is the name of a person?
*Blue Falcon: Well, based on your tone of voice, I don't anymore.
*Dee Dee: Sir, we should really go to the Gobi Desert.
*Blue Falcon: I hear you. You make a valid point, but we're gonna do my thing, okay? To the Falcon Nest!
*Brenda: Oh, boy.
*Dynomutt: Brian, last time you listened to someone on the Internet, you thought Tinder was an app that delivers firewood.
===Scene 14: Descendant of Peritas===
*Fred: Velma, what do ya got?
*Velma: I built a sequencing program to cross-match the biographical data that Dastardly stole from the canine registry against Scooby-Doo.
*Fred: Good thing I'm the tank,  because I could not do any of that.
*Daphne: Any leads?
*Velma: All the dogs, and Scooby, seem to be related.
*Daphne: Jeepers.
*Velma: If I take Dastardly's work and follow the trail...  Whoa! Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas?
*Daphne: Who's Peritas?
*Velma: He was Alexander the Great's dog.
*Daphne: Okay, so Scooby is related to some ancient dog.
*Fred: So, what does that mean?
*Velma: I have no idea.
*Daphne: Guys, this is are most important mystery ever!
*Fred: Yeah. This isn't about some guy in a rubber mask.
*Daphne: It's about one of us.
*Velma: Fred, how much longer to Dastardly Demolition?
*Fred: I know a short cut- Hold the phone?
*Daphne: What's wrong?
*Fred: [Checks the meter.] Ugh. We're almost out of gas.
*Velma: I told you we should refueled before we left. 
*Fred: Well, sorry I forgot, okay? 
*Daphne: Pull over by this gas station.
===Scene 15: The Speed Bugs===
*Fred: After some refueling the Mystery Machine, we're back on the road.
*Velma Okay, but we after to hurry if we're going to help Scoob and Shaggy.
*Fred: [humming then turns] Hm? Whoa, nice Dune Buggy. The tires are in perfect shape.
*???: [sputters] Thanks.
*Fred: What the... 
[Fred turns around. Noboby is there]
*Fred: Hello? Who said that?
*Velma: Fred, what's going on?
*Fred: I heard a voice out here
*Velma: Fred, there nobody out here but us. So, hurry up out there.
*Fred: Velm, I'm telling ya, I heard the voice behind me where the dune buggy...
*Speed Buggy: [psst] Down here. 
[They look down at the grill of the Dune Buggy]
*Speedy Buggy: [sputters] Thanks for the compliment.
*Fred: [cries out in frieght]
[Three teens come out of the Gas Station]
*Mark: Hey, what's all the commotion?
*Debbie: Speed Buggy, are you alright?
*Tinker: What's up
*Velma: Fred, Fred! Calm down. It's a dune buggy.
*Daphne: Yeah, it's just dune buggy
*Fred: A talking Dune buggy!
*Tinker: Of course he can talk. He's our friend.
*Velma: My apologies. Fred can bit of a baby.
*Fred: Hey!
*Mark: No worries. He's not the first who freak out after meeting Speed Buggy. 
*Debbie: You get uses to it. I'm Debbie. These are my friends.
*Mark: Name's Mark
*Tinker: And I'm Tinker and you've already met our mascot and my beast friend Speed Buggy
*Speed Buggy: [sputters] I didn't mean to scare you.
*Daphne: It's alight, you're not so bad.
*Debbie: We're traveling racing Team that like to enter and compete in race around the world.
*Tinker: I drive in Speed Buggy while Mark and Debbie are the pit crew.
*Mark: Hey, you're Mystery Incorporated, aren't yeah?
*Daphne: You heard about us?
*Debbie: Yeah from the papers. But... aren't there usual five of you? Where's Shaggy and Scooby-Doo?
*Velma: It's a long story which is why we're on our to Dastardly Demolitions.
*Speed Buggy:[sputters] Dastardly?
*Debbie: You not referring to the wanted supervillain Dick Dastardly?
*Daphne: Yes, he's kidnapped our friends.
*Fred: And it's our only lead.
*Debbie: But exactly does Dastardly want with Scooby and Shaggy?
*Daphne: We don't know that yet. so...
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*Tinker: Ah! What is this?
*Debbie: [Follows] What is, Tinker- Yikes!
*Velma: Oh, yeah that's one of Dick Dastardly's robots.
*Mark: Whoa. this is incredible feat of robotics right here.
*Velma That's what I thought too. This robot is our first connection
*Tinker: Tell you what, how 'bout you fill us in along the way.
*Fred: Wait, you're coming with us?
*Tinker: Sure, we want to help you find your friends Shaggy and Scooby.
*Daphne: You will? It's going to be dangerous.
*Debbie: It's okay, we've done this all time besides entering races, we like solving mysteries too.
*Mark: And we've been to Dastardly Demolitions many times. Plus we know a quicker rout to save time. 
*Debbie: Besides, we're too interest to what Dastardly is up to with Scooby.
*Fred: l mean.
*Velma: Alight. Let's go.
*Tinker: You ready Speed Buggy?
*Speed Buggy: [sputters] Yes. Let's go save Scooby-Doo and Shaggy!
===Scene 16: Funland===
[They arrive in the abandoned amusement park, Funland, in Romania as Blue Falcon and Dynomutt step out of the Falcon Fury]
*Blue Falcon: Hustle you two, we haven't got all day!
*Scooby: Second thoughts?
*Shaggy: Honestly, buddy, I'm on my fourth or fifth thoughts.
*[They follow Blue Falcon and Dynomutt and went into the amusement park to investigate and find the second skull of Cerberus]
*Shaggy: Oh, man. This amusement park isn't very amusing!
*Scooby: [whimpering]
*Blue Falcon: According to Anonymous, the second skull should be right here.
*[They look up to see the Mean Machine arriving]
*Brenda: Called it.
*Blue Falcon: Hey! Did Dastardly get the anonymous tip too?
*Taffy: No, sir, we told you it was a trap set by Dastardly.
*Pandora: You got that right, blondie!
*Dick Dastardly: You dim-witted do-gooders, we've already retrieved the second skull from the Gobi Desert!
*Dee Dee: Gobi Desert. Hmm, where have I heard that before?
*Taffy: It's on the tip of my tongue.
*Dee Dee: Oh, right, me!
*Dynomutt: Okay, Brian, we had our differences, but this is the moment where we stand together and—-
*Blue Falcon: RUN!!!!
*Dynomutt: Classic Brian. Dee Dee, you three cover Scooby and Shaggy! I'll run interference.
*Taffy: We're on it!
*Dick Dastardly: Stop right there, you filthy animal, and your dog, too!
*Shaggy: This way! Ha ha! Weak link, my butt. Whoa, dude! What do you want with us?
*Dick Dastardly: I don't care about you. You're not remotely important. It's the dog I need.
*Scooby: RAGGY!!!!
*Dick Dastardly: Stay! Sit! Heel! Did nobody train this thing?
*Blue Falcon: Oh, hey. Look, I know it looks like I'm hiding, but this is actually a superior vantage point!
*[Scooby runs from the Rottens, but they corner him, and he runs inside a house of mirrors, which Dastardly is inside and appears in many mirrors]
*Dick Dastardly: Scooby-Dooby-Doo? Where are you? Oh, come on, now. Don’t be scared. I love dogs. I had a dog myself once. He was an ill-tempered brute with a ghastly underbite, who stunk and caused me endless headaches. He’s lost now.
*Scooby: Is he chipped?
*Dick Dastardly: Forget about him. It's all about you. You, my friend, are special. You see, within you lies a key.
*Scooby: But, but I don't have your key. No pockets.
*Dick Dastardly: No. You are the key. Join me, Scooby-Doo, and I will show you how to harness your destiny and become the most important dog in the world.
*Scooby: No thanks, Dastardly.
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, please. My friends call me… Dick.
*Scooby: R'okay, Rick.
*Dick Dastardky: No, I'm not a Rick. I'm a Dick with a D.
*Scooby: Rick with a D.
*Dick Dastardly: [grunts] D-D-D Dick.
*Scooby: R-R-R Rick.
*Dick Dastardly: Dick, Dick, DICK!!!!! Drat.
*Pandora: Come on, Rottens, the sooner we capture Scooby-Doo, the sooner we can find the location of the third skull. Keep moving.
*Shaggy: Brian, do something!
*Blue Falcon: Like what?!
*Shaggy: Like drop some F-bombs!
*Blue Falcon: Hey, man, whoa, let's keep it PG!
*Shaggy: No! Falcon bombs!
*Blue Falcon: You know, my utility belt has so many pouches.
*Shaggy: They're right there!
*Blue Falcon: Oh! 12 trillion volts, brother. You wanna throw it?
*Shaggy: Do I ever! F-bombs away!
*[He throws the Falcon bomb, but it hits an edge and lands back in, then they frantically play hot potato with the Falcon bomb until Shaggy throws it down to the controls, which explodes and lights up the Ferris wheel, and it's bolt detaches, making it roll with them still on it as they're screaming. Then they land in a mysterious car and racetrack]
*Shaggy: Uh, where are we?
*Blue Falcon: I dunno.
*Penelope: You're in a racetrack, boys, and you are in my car.
*Shaggy and Blue Falcon: Whoa!
*Shaggy: Who are you?
*Penelope: Name's Penelope Pitstop. And you are?
*Shaggy: I'm Shaggy.
*Blue Falcon: Blue Falcon.
*Penelope: Pleasure to meet you two. 
*Blue Falcon: And you're down here why?
*Penelope: I'll explain later. Get in. Now, let's blow this stand.
*Pandora: What?! Penelope!
*Dick Dastardly: Here, boy! Where are you? You're mine, Scooby-Doo!
*Dynomutt: Sit! Good boy. You can start screaming… now.
*Dick Dastardly: Follow that dog.
*Shaggy: And that's how Falcon Force rescued me and Scooby in the first place and we decided to join this mission.
*Penelope: Well, then, considered yourselves lucky for that. By my stars and garters! Hang on tight, boys. This is gonna be a really bumpy ride.
*Dynomutt: Brian!
*Scooby: Raggy!
*Blue Falcon: Woo-hoo!
*Dick Dastardly: Hop in.
*Pandora: Yes, sir.
*Shaggy: I hate the loops!
*Dick Dastardly: Give me that dog!
*Scooby: Raggy!
*Shaggy: Scooby!
*Blue Falcon: Everybody say, "Hashtag foxy falcon".
*Scooby, Shaggy, Dynomutt and Penelope: Hashtag foxy falcon!
*[They ride off the track, sending them flying, but the tractor beam pulls them up into the Falcon Fury, leaving Dastardly and Pandora falling with their bumper car]
*Pandora: Oh, crud!
*Dick Dastardly: DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!
===Scene 17: Scooby is the Key===
* Shaggy: Not again.
* Dee Dee: Dastardly will be back.  Please tell us you got some leads.
* Taffy: Yeah, what news do you got?
* Scooby: Dastardly said I was the key.
* Dee Dee: The key to what?
* Brenda: I'm so confused on what he just said.
* Blue Falcon: Ah-ha! I knew this guy was special!
* Dynomutt: Why? Because the bad guy said so?
* Blue Falcon: Exactly! What did Dastardly say about you?
* Shaggy: Well, I believe his exact words were, uh, "I don't care about you. You're not remotely important." And, "It's the dog I need."
* Blue Falcon: Harsh.
* Shaggy: And then he shot me through the wall.
* Blue Falcon: Really harsh. But, on the bright side, your friend is super important.
* Brenda: Uh, second of all, who is this?
* Penelope: Well y'all, the name's Penelope Pitstop. I've been tracking Dastardly ever since the theft of first Skull from Peru. See?
* Dastardly on the security footage: Tatty bye.
* Penelope: It would be my honor to join you on this mission to stop Dastardly from succeeding.
* Blue Falcon: Well, then, you're hired, Penelope. Welcome aboard. Now let's get that dog a hero suit!
* Shaggy: Huh?
* Dynomutt: Shouldn't we be focusing on finding the third skull before Dastardly?
* Dee Dee: Or why Scooby is so important? It could be a clue to...
* Blue Falcon: Details. All right, first things first. Come on, Scooby-Doo!
* Scooby: Cool.
* Shaggy: Uh... Right behind you, Scoob.
* Penelope: By my stars and graters! My first mission with a team! [squeals in delight]
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* Dick Dastardly: Drat, drat, and double drat! 
* Pandora: Ugh.. I cannot believe my sister is involved to this!
* Dick Dastardly: What is it? Scooby-Doo's friends. How perfect. Send me their location immediately.
* Pandora: Heh, it looks like they're enroute to your old stomping ground.
[The machine starts making Scooby's super suit on him, but is interrupted when the machine stumbles on an error]
* Scooby: Oh! Huh?
* Shaggy: Like, what's wrong?
* Blue Falcon: I don't know. Oh, looks like that old collar's in the way of the chest panel.
[Scooby looks down at his collar and looks at Shaggy, who sadly nods his head, and the machine removes his collar and continues to make the suit before it's finished]
* Scooby: Whoa. Awesome! What do you think, Raggy?
* Shaggy: Looks great.
* Blue Falcon: Hey.
* Shaggy: Hey, man.
* Blue Falcon: You're feeling left out. I get it. Totally natural when two buddies realize that one of them is destined for greatness and the other one is destined for, you know, other stuff. Look, the point is, I got you something, too. Keith. Give it to me. My Blue Falcon Confidence Pack. Retails for $99.95. You got your Blue Falcon Nutrition Guide, Blue Falcon resistance bands, a copy of my dad's autobiography, No Falcon Around, and my light-hearted follow-up, Just Falcon Around.
* Shaggy: Oh, thanks, man. It means a lot to hear that from you.
* Blue Falcon: How do you mean?
* Shaggy: Well, you know, we both struggle with confidence. When Dastardly attacked, we were both freaking out and hiding.
* Blue Falcon: Hey! It was a superior vantage point!
* Shaggy: But, like, your father was this great hero, right?  So, like, you're expected to be one, too, and those are big shoes to fill. I mean, the pressure is monumental. Not to mention the imposter's syndrome that comes with the territory. How do you breathe under the weight of all that?
* Blue Falcon: Uh… mmm… ugh!
* Dee Dee: Dyno, what do you got?
* Dynomutt: The signal's too weak. I can't lock in the exact coordinates.
* Dee Dee: I'm gonna cross-check the triangulation pattern.
* Scooby: Oh! Super cool.
* Dee Dee: Better than bowling, huh?
* Taffy: Definitely.
* Brenda: Hey, Shaggy. What's wrong?
* Shaggy: What do you think? Scooby has a new super suit because he's the key to something, and I'm feeling left out since Scoob just told us that, and not the day after we joined this mission.
* Brenda: I know how you feel. The thing is, I feel left out, too. You see, since me and my friends joined Brian and Dynomutt on the Falcon Force, I keep feeling I have no place on the Falcon Fury since Dee Dee became the pilot, Taffy became the mechanic, and I became the navigator. But I have no idea how to navigate, and I kept on feeling that we're drifting apart.
* Shaggy: Oh. Maybe, you should tell them how you feel.
* Brenda: You know what? You're right. I should do that. But not right now
* Penelope: You two are not the only ones who have pity in your parts.
* Brenda: What do you mean, Penelope?
* Penelope: Look, what I'm saying, to tell you the truth, is I know how you feel, too, for you see,[shows them her family group photo] Pandora is actually my twin sister.
* Shaggy and Teen Angels: [gasp]
* Dee Dee: No way!
* Taffy: That gothic chick is your sister?!
* Penelope: Correct you are. But unlike her, I'm the goody two-shoes here, and Pandora, she holds a grudge on me because she's always been blinded by envy for my good looks and my niceness since our childhood. Since then, she has been distant from us. Even daddy felt pity for her.
* Shaggy: Wow, must be so sudden.
* Brenda: Oh, it is.
* Dee Dee: Okay, uh, let's continue finding the last Skull.
* Shaggy: [sighs]
===Scene 18: The Neptunes===
*Debbie: Not too far now. Dastardly Demolition is five more miles away.
*Velma: Thanks.
*Mark: I still can't believe that Scooby-Doo is an actual descendant of the Greek legend Peritas.
*Tinker: Yeah, even Speed Buggy I can' believe it.
*Speed Buggy: Me too.
*Mark: Yet, it still doesn't explain this connection to those giant skulls Dastardly's been taking.
*Velma: Which is exactly why we need to find out.
*Debbie: So, Scooby doesn't know this?
*Speed Buggy: [Sputtering] Puhh?
*Tinkers: What's up, Speed Buggy?
*Speed Buggy: I see [sputters] something. up ahead.
*Fred: It looks like a tour bus and is broken down.
*Mark: Let's go check it out.
*Debbie: Hello? Is anyone here?
*Daphne: Maybe we should check inside to make sure.
[As they attempt to go inside they see four people lounging on beach chairs catching some some Sun.]
* [Voice ]Whose are you guys?
* Fred: Oh, we're just passing through.
* Mark: When we saw this..
* [All exclaimed at the talking Great White Shark]
* Biff: Huh?
* Shelly: Ugh! Who's interrupting my sun bath?!
* Bubbles: Wha?
* Clamhead: Jabberjaw? Is everything Okay?
* Biff: Oh. Hello. Look like we got some company, guys.
* Velma: Sorry for the disturbance, We were just...
* Fred: Hold the phone. "Jabberjaw?"
* Daphne: Water theme Tour bus...
* The gang/Speedbugs: You're the Neptunes!!
* Biff: You betcha, the one and only! As you all know, I'm Biff, the lead vacal guitarist
* Clamhead: Clamhead, your bassist.
* Shelly: Me, the lead singer and prettiest of the band. Shelly. And I'm Biff's girlfriend.
* Bubbles: And I'm Bubbles. I play keyboard.
* Clamhead: And you've already met our drummer, mascot and my best friend, Jabberjaw
* Jabberjaw: Nice to mee you guys! Not to worry, I may be a shark, but I'm 100% vegetarian for I eat Kelp.
* Tinker: This is such an unexpected honor!
* Speed Buggy: Uh-huh
* Fred: I have all your albums. Well, mist of them
* Daphne: What are you guys doing out here in the middle of nowhere? 
* Biff: We're off season from our monthly country tour for some down when...
* Shelly: Our tour bus broke down and we've been stranded like forever!
* Clamhead: Shelly, It's only for two weeks,
* Shelly: Exactly! And we've doing nothing but baking ourselves in this stupid heat. Not good for my hair!
* Bubbles: Yeah, We were so.. [Shelly covers her mouth] Mmmph!
* Shelly: Don't mind her. She's a bubblebrain.
* Biff: We called a repair guy but he hasn't shown up.
* Clamhead: Say, aren't you Mystery Incorporated?
* Fred: You bet!
* Jabberjaw: And you're the Speed Bugs!
* Mark: We'll most happy if we could help repair your Tour buss
* Debbie: We're machnics
* Biff: No problem. Appreciate the help.
* Shelly: Finally.
[Few hour later, Mark, Debbie and Tinker have fixed the Neptune's tour bus]
* Clamhead: Thanks, guys. Is there anything we can repay you?
* Biff. Wait. Aren't there supposed to be five of you?
* Jabberjaw: Yeah. Where's Scooby-Doo and Shaggy?
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===Scene 19: Dastardly Demolitions===
*Fred: Well, here we are.
*Velma: Dastardly Demolitions.
*Daphne: Alright everyone, spread out and search for clues.
*Fred: Hey, that's my line.
*Shelly: Clues? Where the heck are we supposed to find clues in a junkyard?
*Biff: Chill, Shelly. This has been abandoned for years after Dastardly became a supervillain.
*Jabberjaw: Are you sure 'bout this, guys? This kinda gives me the c-c-creeps.
*Shelly: Jabberjaw, you are a shark. An apex predator of the ocean. Toughen up!
*Jabberjaw: Well, I'm not like other sharks out in the sea. Okay? No respect.
*Clamhead: Relax, buddy. I'm scared too, we've come to this place for a reason .
*Shelly: You know what? I'm just going to look through my social media.
*Speed Buggy: No [sputtering] Scooby or Shaggy.
*Mark: Velma, it doesn't look like anyone's home.
*Fred: Yeah we should look somewhere else.
*Velma: Get with the program, Fred.  
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*Fred: Oh, you mean like your program? "I'm Velma." "The world is ones and zeros."  
*Velma: Maybe if you spent more time reading books,  - then..
*Daphne: Guys! Stop! Why are we fighting?
*Daphne/Fred/Velma: We forgot to eat lunch.
*Fred: We're just hangry.
*Daphne: Ever since Shag and Scoob disappeared...
*Velma: There's been no one to feed us ridiculous sandwiches at lunch.
*Biff: Kinda like Clam and Jabbey feeding us lobster biscuits whenever get a little on edge.
*Debbie: And Tinker getting us burritos for our daily victory parties. 
*Daphne: I miss them.
*Fred: Oh, me, too. Those little pickles on top are the best.
*Daphne: No! The guys, not the sandwiches.
*Velma: Aw, I miss them, too.
*Bubbles: I miss them even more.
*Shelly: You haven't even met them yet, bubblehead!
*Bubbles: Oh...
*Jabberjaw: I feel so sorry for them
*Speed Buggy: [sputtering] Same here.
*???: Ow! Stubbed my toe there.
*Debbie: Huh? Who said that?
*Tinker: Hello? Is someone there?
*Daphne: Shaggy? Scooby? Is that you?
[A talking dog wearing a purple shirt and a fez holding a broom appears]
*Penrod: Nope. Just me. Just an average wayward janitor mindin' his own business.
*Mark: Who are you?
*Penrod: I'm Penrod Pooch, sanitation engineer. But you can call me "Penry". Whichever one works for for you.
*Biff: So why are you doing here?
*Penrod: I just came to sweep with ol' Bessie here. Like an ordinary Janitor. Wait a minute... I've seen you kids before.... You're the Neptunes!, Speed Bugs and Mystery Inc.! What brings you all the way to the condemned confines of Dastardly Demolitions?
*Daphne: We're looking for Scooby and Shaggy. You wouldn't happen to see them here, do you?
*Penrod: Scooby? You mean Scooby-Doo? Regretfully, I haven't, Sista. Why would you think they'd be here?
*Fred: 'Cause they've been kidnapped by Dick Dastardly.
*Penrod: The Dick Dastardly?
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*Velma: Oh, Shaggy. Oh, Scooby-Doo, where are you?
[Velma looks through her phone]
*Shaggy: [on the phone] Ready?
*Scooby-Doo: [on the phone]Ready!
*Daphne: [on the phone] Okay, Shaggy, take the picture
*Fred: [on the phone] Hurry up and take it. This hurts my face.  
*Velma: [on the phone] Shaggy, you have it on video.  
*Shaggy: [on the phone] Oops! Sorry.
[Velma then sees a pic of Scooby and Shaggy with Blue Falcon]
*Velma: Jinkies! Scooby and Shaggy are with Blue Falcon?
*Shelly: Same here on my phone!
*Fred: Of course. Blue light, beamed up. Ha! That's the Falcon Fury!
*Clamhead: So it was Blue Falcon who saved your friends? Cool!
*Velma: How do you know so much about superheroes and so little about the metric system?
*Fred: Because I'm an American man.
*Shelly: Oh, please.
*Daphne: Oh, I'm so happy they're okay.
*Debbie: Especially in the safer hands of a world-renowned superhero.
*Penrod: Blue Falcon? That's funny, I though he retired years ago last time I heard. 
*Mark: Must be his susccessor. Hmm?
[police sirens]
===Scene 20: Captured===
*Velma: Oh, no.
*Fred: Oh, boy!
*Speed Buggy: [Puttering] Police?
*Tinker: It's okay buddy. We're not in trouble.
*Mark: We'll just explain to them that we're looking for friends here.
*Biff: Yeah, it's not like we're trespassing. It's just a misunderstanding.
*Fred: Okay, guys. Let me do the talking. I've seen Cops at least six times. So, I know exactly what to say. Good evening, Officer...
*Velma: Fred, say something.
*Fred: Hi.
*Mark: Hey.
*Officer Jaffe: What are you kids doing here?
*Daphne: Funny story, Officer. We were here to capture this evil villain who we thought was trying to kill our friends.
*Jabberjaw: Yeah, what she said.
*Penrod:[quietly] Hmm... Somethin' feels wrong about that cop. This looks like a job for Hong King Phooey. [Goes into a shed and umps in the lower file cabinet] What the... Hey, I'm stuck!
*Officer Jaffe: Uh-huh. I need you to vacate the permeance. All of you. You're trespassing here and your gonna have to come with me.
*Bubbles: Are we being arrested?
*Shelly: No, we are not, Bubblehead.
*Tinker: Officer, with all due respect, this place isn't off limits. We're not doing anything wrong here.
*Daphne: You've gotta believe us, Officer. This guy is really dangerous.
*Debbie: Deadly dangerous...
[Another cop car arrives]
*Shelly: Seriously? Another cop?
[Sheriff Stones steps out]
*Fred/Daphne/Velma: Sheriff Stone?! 
*Fred: What are you doing here?!
*Biff: You know this guy?
*Velma: Apparently yes, [facepalm]
*Daphne: Wait. Have you been following us?
*Sheriff Stone: You bet I have, Blake. I had feeling you meddling kids were up to something. You're under arrest... Oh. Um. Um. [clears throat] Hey, madame officer, have seen you at the precinct?
*Officer Jaffe: Now where was I? Ooh, dangerous. Sounds like he's a...  handsome guy.
*Daphne: Oh, no, no. Bulbous nose. Huge chin.
*Fred: What is it?
*Debbie: And long creepy mustache.
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*Officer Jaffe: Yeah, but in a cool way, like Gérard Depardieu.
*Sheriff Stone: Who are we talking about?
*All: Dastardly.
*Sheriff Stone: Oh, yeah, that creep is heinous.
*Daphne: No, in a super gross way.
*Velma: Like a rat and a mound of hair had a baby.
*Biff: That uses too much mustache oil.
*Mark: Bad sideburns.
*Shelly: And furthermore, he is U. G. L.Y. Ugly.
*Speed Buggy: Yeah, [murmuring] really ugly.
*Officer Jaffe: (In Dastardly's voice) How dare you! [unmasks herself, revealing to be Dick Dastardly]
*Daphne and Velma: Dick Dastardly!
*Sheriff Stone: Dick Dastardly?!
*Debbie/Mark/Tinker: Dick Dastardly!!
*Biff/Shelly/Clamhead/Bubbles: Dick Dastardly!!!
*Jabberjaw: Yikes! [jumps into Clamhead's arms in frieght]
*Speed Buggy: [Sputtering] Puh?!
*Penrod: [voice in the cabinet] Dick Dastardly! Oh, man! Those kids are in trouble! Yo, Spot, lend me paw, will ya? Get me out of here!
[Spot hops on the cabinet and bangs on it three times then the upper cabinet opens]
*Fred: I have so many mixed feelings.
*Sheriff Stone: Oh, God. I regret so much.
*Velma: [to Dastardly] How did you find us?
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, let's just say I had insider information [laughs].
[The red rotten comes out of the Mystery Machine, transforms into hits chainsaw scorpion form]
[All exclaims]
*Shelly: I thought you said that thing was dead, Velma?
*Dick Dastardly: Funny. I came all this way for Scooby-Doo friends, but the rest of you. Oh well, the more the merrier!
*???: I think not.
*Dick Dastardly: And you are?
*Hong Kong Phooey: Me? I'm the number one super guy. I am the dawg that brings the "pow" in kung pao. I am quicker than the human eye! I am the groovy, the undeniable, the indestructible... Hong Kong Phooey!
*Clamhead: Oh my gosh! It's really him!
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, my naïve canine vigilante... you clearly have no one idea whom you're dealing with. So, step aside.
*Hong Kong Phooey: You don't know me very well, I not goin' anywhere. If you want these kids, your gonna have to go through me!
*Dick Dastardly: That can be arranged, I was going save them for Blue Falcon's demise, oh well (snaps his fingers). Guess we're going to have to do this the hard way... (snaps his finger) [To the Rottens] Not you, "THEM".
*Zilly: You called, master?
*Dick Dastardly: Zilly, Klunk, dispose of this canine!
*Zilly: On it, boss! Ready Klunk?
*Klunk: Klunk break masked dog! (growls)
*Hong Kong Phooey: I could use a workout. Bring it on...
[Fight between Hong Kong Phooey against Zilly and Klunk across the yard]
*Hong Kong Phooey" Woo! Alright now, whose next? [gets hit from behind] Ow! What bit me... [sees a dart and begins to fade] Oh, well... what do you know... a dart. That was unexpected.
[Hong Kong Phooey collapses and passes out by a tranquilizer dart by Pandora Pitstop from behind]
*Pandora: Hmph. Gotta admit, your good. But not that good.
*Dick Dastardly: Splendid, Pandora. Now, where were we? Oh, yes. 
*Dick Dastardly: [To the heroes] You all have the right to remain silent.
[Mystery Inc., Neptunes and Speed Bugs. all scream]
*Sheriff Stone: Wat. Waitaminute! I'm the sheriff... oof!
*Dick Dastardly: And everything you said ABOUT MY FACE...
[The Rottens, Zilly and Klunk captures them all]
*Dick Dastardly: ..will be used against you in a court of claw! [laughs]
[the Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the Mystery Machine, the second grabs the Neptunemobile and pulls them up into the Mean Machine]
*Tinker: Speed Buggy!
*Speed Buggy!: [murmuring] Tinker!. - [gets grabbed by the third giant claw and pulled up as well]
[Dick Dastardly laughs evilly as the Rottens then fly and carry Mystery Inc., Speed Bugs, the Neptunes, Sheriff Stone and an unconscious Hong Kong Phooey up to the Mean Machine screaming]
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===Scene 21: Scooby's new suit===
* Scooby: Ah. Mm. Does this make my ears look big?
* Shaggy: Makes your ego look big.
* Scooby: What did you say?
* Shaggy: I said, uh, fine. You look, uh, fine.
* Scooby: It sounded like you said "ego."
* Shaggy: Nope. Must be in your head.
* Scooby: Hmm.
* Shaggy: Your giant, inflated head.
* Scooby: What?
* Shaggy: Nothing
* Dee Dee: Scooby! We need you!
* Taffy: Yeah, we got something to show you!
* Shaggy: [sighs]
*Brenda: [concerned] Shaggy?.
===Scene 22: Prisoners===
*Fred: As for as masks go, I gotta say, she was pretty hot.
*Mark: Super-hot.
*Debbie: Mark!
*Mark: What? I knew she was a disguise not a real woman.
*Velma: Guys, focus. We've got to find a way to contact Scooby and Shaggy. There goes the last bobby pin. Any luck with your cell?
*Biff: No dice. My paperclip can't seem to pick this lock. [paper clip breaks] And it breaks.
*Shelly: This is so not how I want my day to turn out. Not only those stupid robots captured us, they took my phone!
*Biff: Shelly, they've taken our phones too and we're all in trouble. But we've been in these situations before. How's Phooey?
*Clamhead: Still out. Trying to wake him up.
*Bubbles: Poor, doggy.
*Clamhead: How are you doing, Jabberjaw?
[Jabberjaw inside in a hanging giant fishbowl next to a propped up Speed Buggy]
*Jabberjaw: Just swell. Tryin' to stay calm in this big fishbowl.
*Hong Kong Phooey: [groans] Oooh, man. My head is ringing like crazy. Hold up, where am I? What happened?
*Bubbles: You took a dog nap by that mean gothie chick and we're now prisoners on Dick Dastardly's ship
*Hong Kong Phooey: What? Not to worry I'll get you all out! -
*Biff: Hey, easy, save your strength. You've been though a rough fight back there.
*Tinker: You doing okay, Speed Buggy?
*Speed Buggy: Yes.
*Sheriff Stone: This is humiliating. I'm Sheriff Bronson Stone, I'm suppose to lock-up criminals, not get lock-up by them! Ahem. I hate to raise my voice right now in this predicament, so why don't you kids, and your talking car and shark explain to me... WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?
*Velma: Sheriff, calm down, it's all long story but right now, we need to get out of these cells. [turns to Daphne] Daphne, what are you doing?
*Daphne: if Scooby and Shaggy were here, they would accidently sit on a rig chair. Or bump their heads against the wall, and it open a secret passage out of here.
*Velma: They are surprisingly effective goofballs.
*Clamhead: Kinda like me and Jabberjaw.
*Bubbles: I'm a goofball!
*Shelly: Of course you are, ding-a-ling.
*Daphne: [falls over] Whoa! [grunts] Ow.
*Shelly: Daphne, that was just dumb.
*Biff: C'mon, Shelly it was worth a shot. Huh?
[Just then, they notice the vacuum-headed Dusty sneezing while walking pass outside by their cells.]
*Daphne: Oh, poor little thing.
*Velma: Uh, Daph, he's not on our side.
*Sheriff Stone: Gee, that little thing sucks. Ha, ha, ha! get it? "Sucks?" 'Cause he got a vacuum for head! What?
*Daphne: Really, Sheriff?
*Tinker: That's not even funny, Sheriff.
*Debbie: -How original.
*Sheriff: Well, It was a little funny to me. Hmph!
[Dusty sneezes]
*Daphne: [bends down to him] Do you need help?
[Dustyjumps back in fright]
*Daphne: It's okay, I want to help you.
[the robot timidly approaches Daphne but kicked by Pandora Pitstop.]
*Daphne: [gasped] Oh!
*Pandora: Oops. Didn't see you there, suck-wad. (chuckles)
*Daphne: Hey, you leave him alone.
*Pandora: [turns to Daphne] Says who, red?
*Daphne: Me, you bully.
*Debbie: And you are?
*Pandora: Who am I? Names Pandora Pitstop, top henchwoman of Dick Dastardly.
*Velma: Never heard of you.
*Mark: Nope.
*Clamhead: Uh-uh.
*Pandora: Oh, but I've heard of you, You're those mystery solving wannabes... Hey! You seriously don't know me? 
[All shrug]
*Pandora(Sighs in annoyance) Okay, I'm the twin sister of Penelope Pitstop.
*Debbie: Get out! I'm a big fan of Penelope Pitstop!
*Tinker: She's a great and talent racer.
*Fred: Without a doubt
*Pandora: Would you.. Hey. Shut up! Everyone just SHUT UP!! You know what? Forget all that! You idiots should've minded your own business!
*Daphne: This is our business, you're after our friends Scooby and Shaggy.
*Pandora: Uh-huh, "friends?" As in those two idiots you mean?
*Fred: Hey, hey, watch it there.
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*Pandora: Why noy? They are, aren't they? Not like you were always there for them.
*Velma: Excuse me? 
*Daphne: What's that supposes to mean?
*Pandora: If those morons were really so-o-o-o-o-o important, [crosses her arms] where were you when we nearly had them at the bowling alley? Hmm?
*Fred: Well...
*Pandora: Exactly. Those two bring nothing special to your little club. They are unreliable, they're too slow to state anything obvious much like yourselves. Maybe it's time to find new fill-ins cause Scooby and Shaggy are nothing but dead-weight! BAM!
[The groups gasps]
*Mark: Hey, that was way uncalled for.
*Clamhead: That's low, Y'know that?
*Jabberjaw: Yeah, you're mean.
*Debbie: Guys, don't listen to her.
*Daphne: That's so untrue! You take that back!
*Sheriff Stone: Well, she's not wrong though...
*Velma: Don't even escalate the matter or finish that sentence. Sheriff Stone!
*Pandora: Well, except for Scooby-Doo, he's the key to our goal. And...[hears flapping] Speaking off.
[Buzz-Off Buzzard comes in and perches on the railing]
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*Blast-Off Buzzard: Phew! [pants] Finally made it. I'm back!
*Pandora: Buzzard, where the heck have you been? 
*Blast-Off Buzzard: What? Can a bird get a statue break? It wasn't easy, y'know. Breaking and entering into a highly secured laboratory on earth? I had to lie low from the law for three weeks without risking radio contact and besides it was really difficult to track a GIANT MOVING AIRSHIP!!
*Pandora: Yeah, sure, whatever. You have the goods?
*Blast-Of Buzzard: [Shows her a bag] Oh, yeah sure. I got the stuff Dastardly wanted from QuestLabs. Huh? [Turns to the heroes] Who are they?
*Pandora: Just bunch of morons who sticked their noses where they don't belong. And those three in particular are Scooby-Doo friends.
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*Blast-Off Buzzard: Name's Blast-Off Buzzard. But you all can call my "Bob".
*Debbie: Let us guess. You work for Dastardly too?
*Blast-Off Buzzard: Bingo.
*Velma: What do guys what with Scooby? We already know that he's the last descendant of Peritas.
*Biff: And what's it got to do with the Skulls?
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*Pandora: Uh-bup-bup-bup. If we told you, it would ruin the surprise.
*Blast off Buzzard: Yeah, nobody likes spoilers.
*Pandora: You're mystery solvers, right? Figure it out! Anyway, enjoy the accommodations! Buh-bye! See you never, losers. (sticks her tongue out, chuckles evilly)
*Blast-Off Buzzard: [Flaps beside her] So how many Skulls you guys found?
*Pandora: Two. Only one more to go.
[Pandora and Bob walk away and Daphne turns to help Dusty]
*Daphne: Hey, little guy? Are you alright? I can help you. Better? Aw, you're welcome. Hey, hey. Do you think you can help us get out of here, little buddy? Cool.
*Biff: Lead the way guys.
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*Tinker: Don't worry, Speed Buggy, we'll all get out of this. I promise.
*Clamhead: Same here, Jabberjaw. Sit tight. We're just going to find a way to contact Blue Falcon.
*Daphne: You know? You guys are a lot like Scooby and Shaggy.
*Tinker: Really?
*Clamhead: Huh, who knew we had so much in common with them.
*Shelly: Let's move already!
===Scene 23: Contacting Blue Falcon===
*Dick Dastardly: Now, reveal the final skull to me. Your reunion is nigh! [laughing] My heart's desire is within reach!  
*Blast-Off Buzzard: [to Pandora] Ooh, hoo, hoo... [rubs his wings together] Glad I didn't miss this.
*Dick Dastardly: Perfect. We have it! Set a course for Messick Mountain!
*Daphne: Messick Mountain?  
*Biff: Hey, I think I've heard of it before from one of our fans.
*Fred: We can't let him get there first.
*Velma: We have to warn Blue Falcon.
*Debbie: But how?
*Hong Kong Phooey: [whisper] Hurry. Guards are coming!
[Dusty chirps then shows them a room]
*Bubbles: Thanks, little fella. [hugs]
*Debbie: C'mon, let's hurry inside while they're all not looking.
*Tinker: Hurry, hurry, get in.
[All sign]
*Clamhead: Phew, we made it.
*Velma: Huh? There's a communications device.  
*Shelly: An "old" radio station. Ugh. Dusty.
*Sheriff Stone: Are you seriously planning on fixin' this piece of junk?
*Velma: Positive, I'm gonna see if I can find a backdoor into Blue Falcon's comms, but I have no idea what I'm patching into.
*Mark: Here, let me give you a hand with that. I'm good with electronics.
*Debbie: Me too.
[Dusty stands watch out the door then looks away for few moments. He turns around to see Pandora and Buzz-Off Buzzard looking down suspiciously, startling him.]
*Pandora: What are you doing loitering over here?
[Scene switches to the Falcon Fury with Dee Dee, Brenda and Dynomutt looking for any hot sots to find the skull.]
*Dee Dee: I've narrowed my search down to 11 possible hot spots. Oh. That one is a volcano. Ten possible hot spots.
*Brenda: Still scrolling.
*Dynomutt: We need to search...[glitching] 
*Dynomutt: [in distorted voice] I suddenly feel funky.
*Daphne: Come on, but we're heading to have you myself.
*Velma: And I'm in.
*Brenda: Are you okay, Dynomutt?
*Dynomutt: I've been hacked.  -
[Taffy Walks in]
*Taffy: Whoa! What the...
*Dee Dee/Brenda: Dynomutt!
*Penelope: Hey, y'all, what's goin... By my stars and garters!
*Dynomutt: [In Velma's voice] Emergency. Blue Falcon, come in, Blue Falcon! I repeat, this is an emergency. [In normal voice] Stay out of search history. [groans]
*Brenda: Who is this?
*Dynomutt: [In Velma's voice] My name is Velma Dinkley. [In normal voice] Who names their kid Velma? [In Velma's voice] We are prisoners of Dick Dastardly!
*Brenda: [gasps] Oh, no! [covers her mouth]
*Taffy: - What?!
*Dee Dee: [Grabs Dynomoutt's head] Yikes! Where are you?
*Dynomutt: [In Velma's voice] I don't know, but we're heading towards a place called Messick Mountain
*Dee Dee: That's close to a possible third hot spot! [TBA] That's it! The skull must be beneath the mountain!
*Taffy: Now let's get there before Dick Mustachio.
*Dynomutt: [clears throat in normal voice]That was unpleasant
*Velma: Hello? Hello? Where are Scooby and Shaggy? Hello? [groans] Hello?
[Fred, Biff, Shelly, Tinker, Debbie and Hong Kong Phooey look at a something in awe]
*Velma: We lost the signal.
*Mark: Hold on, I'll see if I can get this working again
*Fred: Velma? Guys?
*Tinker: You might wanna take a look at this.
[they all come over and see grand conspiracy board]
*Sheriff Stone: Okay. That is creepy.
*Tinker: Gee, this is a very detailed conspiracy board here.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Dastardly's must've been a real busy bee for months workin' on it.
*Biff: Hey look, it's a photo of Peru. That's where he got the first skull.
*Clamhead: Here, he got the second. From the Gobi Desert.
*Shelly: Heh. That's weird.
*Daphne: What is?
*Shelly: Some of these pictures have buildings from Ancient Greece.
*Fred: Check it, that's a lock.
*Debbie: But is has two sides; a pawprint and handprint.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Uh, to where?
[Daphne, Shelly and Debbie gasp]
*Daphne: The Gates to the Underworld.
*Mark: Of course.
*Velma: It all makes sense now.
*Fred: Oh, boy. That's the serious face. We always get in trouble after that face.
*Tinker: Same for us.
*Clamhead: Ditto
*Bubbles: Uh, what does?
*Sheriff Stone: Can anyone please fill me in?
*Velma: Alexander the Great and Peritas conquered the world and built the gates to protect their enormous treasure. That's where the lock comes in. Only Alexander or Peritas can unlock it.
*Mark: Or one of their... descendants.
*Daphne: [gasps] Dastardly's going to use Scooby to unlock the Gates to the Underworld.
*Fred: So, what? What happens then?
*Velma: Then all hell breaks loose. Literally. There's more than treasure behind those gates.
*Hong Kong Phooey: And we all know exactly "what" is waiting behind. It's big, it's nasty with three heads.
*Fred: Oh, Jinkies! 
[Velma, Mark and co. look on at Fred]
*Fred: What? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Someone had to say it.
=== Scene 24: Muttley isn't the Key ===
*Velma: Look over there.
*Clamhead: Heh. Must be a shrine. [Pulls the string]
*Velma, Daphne, Clamhead, Debbie, Mark, Shelly, Bubbles: Whoa!
*Hong Kong Phooey: Say, this guy looks familiar. Its-
*Daphne: "Muttley."
[Door opens and everyone gasps as Dastardly, Pandora and Blast-Off Buzzard comes in followed by many Rottens]
*Dick Dastardly: Put that down! 
[Fred hides the lock picture in his jacket.]
*Dick Dastardly: You have no right to be in here, Mystery Morons.
*Fred: It's "Mystery Inc."
*Velma: Yeah, Fred. He knows.  
*Daphne: Who is Muttley?  
*Debbie: Is he your pet?
*Dick Dastardly: Muttley was my partner...  my criminal co-conspirator.  
*Blast-Off Buzzard: [flies and perches above the radio station] -And his devoted, right-hand henchdog.
*Dick Dastardly: Yes. He was. Until... Until...
[Flashback begins with a portal to the underworld opening]
*Dick Dastardly: [voice] I opened a portal, a backdoor to the underworld. And through it, a glowing gold vision. [He and Muttley laugh and celebrate, then he throws Muttley to fetch gold for him] As I was about to enter, Muttley insisted on taking the risk himself.  
*Muttley: Razzum' Frazzum'. Ingrate. [He feels a forcefield in the portal]
*Dick Dastardly: [voice] I pleaded with him, "Muttley, please don't do this." But no. The flatulent fleabag wouldn't listen to reason. 
*Pandora: [voice] Yeah, right. Like that actually happened.
*Dick Dastardly: [voice] Hey! Who's telling this story here?
*Dick Dastardly: Ta-da!  Good boy, Muttley. Bring it!  Yes, yes, come on.
*Dick Dastardly: [voice] But that ticket was a one-way trip.  
*Dick Dastardly: Muttley?  
*Dick Dastardly: [voice] Even if I'd opened a billion portals, he could never come back.  -
*Muttley: [continues to struggle through the portal with the treasure, then he turns around and sees Cerberus, offscreen, coming towards him] Uh-oh.
*Dick Dastardly: - Muttley!  Oh, no. No!  Get out of there! [As the portal is getting destroyed, Muttley continues struggling through the portal, but Cerberus grabs Muttley, thus trapping him in the underworld forever] Muttley! [echoes] MUTTLEY!!!!!!
[The portal is now destroyed as the flashback ends]  
*Dick Dastardly: Because Muttley wasn't the key.
*Shelly: So basically, it was your fault.
*Dick Dastardly: [offended] What. Did. You. Say?!
*Shelly: You heard me, loser. You stupidly got your dog got stuck in the Underworld.
*Pandora: [to Mystery Inc.] Which is why your dumb dog is our meal ticket to fame and fortune!
*Debbie: [to Pandora and Dastardly] But don't you realize the danger you're going to unleash?
*Mark: Dastardly, we get the fact you want your friend back, but at what price?
*Fred: Yeah, you two are goin to trigger a-
*Fred and Sheriff Stone: dogpocalypse! Jinx! What?
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*Dick Dastardly: I don't care! That's a risk I am willing to take to get Muttley back and the measurable wealth with it. Enough of this! Return them to their cells!
*Velma: Please, Dastardly...
*Dick Dastardly: Poor man's Hemsworth stays with me.
*Daphne: No!
*Fred: How dare you?  Wait. Chris or Liam?  
*Daphne: What are you doing with him?
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, I have grand plans for Freddie boy.
*Blast-of Buzzard: Now MOVE IT! 
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===Scene 25: Messick Mountain===
*Dee Dee: I'm picking up the skull signature.
*Taffy: Now we're getting somewhere. 
*Dynomutt: Locking on.
*Blue Falcon: These suits are incredible, right?
*Scooby-Doo: Yeah!
*Blue Falcon: Accentuates the good stuff, hides the flaws.
*Scooby-Doo: I love it.
*Dee Dee: I wanna see cheeks to seats, people.
*Taffy: 'Cause we're going in beneath the mountain.
*Dee Dee: Straps activated.
*Shaggy: But my cheeks still need a seat!
*Brenda: Too late. You might wanna try to hang on, Shaggy.
*Dee Dee: Here we go!
*Penelope: Yee-haw!
*Shaggy: [screaming]
*Dee Dee: Shaggy, what are you doing?
*Brenda: Still should've gotten to your seat quicker. 
*Blue Falcon: Not so close.
*Dee Dee: We're about to get closer.
*Penelope: We're gonna crash.
*Taffy: Almost there!
*Dynomutt: Dee Dee, I advise we...
*Dee Dee: Punch it!
*Scooby-Doo: [yelps]
*Dee Dee: Wow.
*Taffy: This is like Journey to the Center of the Earth.
*Dee Dee: Yeah. The heat from the geothermal vents is creating a completely unique ecosystem.
*Dynomutt: Which appears to be Mesozoic.
*Pterodactyl: [screeching]
*Scooby-Doo: [exclaims]
*Dynomutt: Just land the ship, Dee Dee!
*Brenda: Hopefully we don't bump into any more pterodactyls here.
===Scene 26===
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*Shaggy: Okay, Falcon Force. Good luck. Bring back that skull. Scoob and I will stay on the ship. You know, where it's safe and secure.
*Blue Falcon: Dude, I'm pretty sure Scooby is gonna be safest with us. We're literally superheroes.
*Shaggy: [laughs] No, you don't get it. We're chickens and we always stick together, so we're staying here. [sees Scooby about to leave the ship] Scoob?
*Blue Falcon: Scoob's clearly important to whatever Dastardly's got planned. We need him.
*Scooby-Doo: Yeah. I'm the key.
*Daphne: What are you doing?
* Shaggy: The key? You're not the key. You're my best friend. At least I thought you were until you whipped off your collar.
* Scooby-Doo: My collar? You gave me the nod.
*Shaggy: But I didn't think you'd really do it.
*Scooby-Doo: Just come with us.
*Shaggy: "Us"?! You're an "us" now?! Well, what happened to us-us?!
*Scooby-Doo: Shaggy.
* Shaggy: You need to choose.
*Fred: You're welcome.
*Shaggy: Now, I'm staying on the ship. Are you staying with me, or going with them?
*Scooby-Doo: That's not fair.
*Shaggy: Choose.
*[Scooby scowls at him and leaves with the Falcon Force to find the skull]
*Brenda: You know, maybe I should stay behind at the ship to keep Shaggy company.
*Shaggy: I never thought I'd say this, but Simon Cowell was right! You can't count on friendship!
===Scene 27===
*Blue Falcon: You know what? Simon Cowell is always right. He gave the world Kelly Clarkson. I mean, how much proof do you need? Hey, man, that breakup was brutal. All right, Shaggy was totally out of line. 
*Scooby-Doo: We've never had a fight before. 
*Dynomutt: [offscreen] Brian! Less talk, more walk!
*Blue Falcon: See? I'm dealing with the same thing with Dynobutt. He's constantly riding me. He expects me to be just like my dad, and I'm not.
*Scooby-Doo: No, you're not. 
*Blue Falcon: All I need is a moment. A hero moment. To prove to him and the world that I can do this.
*Scooby-Doo: Maybe we both do.
*Dee Dee: This thing still isn't working.
*Taffy: Mine, either, Dee Dee.
*Dee Dee: Dyno, what do you got?
*Dynomutt: I got bupkis. Penelope?
*Penelope: Nada. It's like living in a house with no wi-fi.
*Blue Falcon: Who needs your techno-malarkey when we got this guy? Now, let's let the real dog sniff out this bone.
*Scooby-Doo: [sniffing] Got it!
*Blue Falcon: Have fun being last! [laughs]
===Scene 28===
*Blue Falcon: What are you doing?
*Scooby-Doo: Huh. Raggy's never missed.
*Captain Caveman: Hello! Your tiny little brains probably can't understand me, so I will speak slowly, so that you may process the welcoming tones of my voice.
*Scooby-Doo: Uh, we understand you perfectly.
*Captain Caveman: Oh, word? No disrespect. So, what brings you guys to Mystery Island?
*Scooby: We're looking for a skull.
*Blue Falcon: Yeah, it's about a yea high and full of sharp, pointy teeth.
*Captain Caveman: You mean the slaghoople?
*Scooby and Blue Falcon: Um, sure.
*Captain Caveman: Why didn't you say so? Follow me. And mind the pterodactyl droppings.
*[A pterodactyl poops as it flies by and the poop lands in front of them, much to Scooby and Blue Falcon's disgust]
*Captain Caveman: But if you get some on you, rub it in. It's just like lotion.
===Scene 29 ===
* Dynomutt: I just can't stand Brian anymore! I'm supposed to have his back and he rather be with Scooby.
*Penelope: At least his father wasn't irresponsible and careless at times.
*Dee Dee: Let's just find them and get the last skull.
[They all hear a heavy thud the brush, then a Tyrannosaurus Rex comes out]
*Taffy: [softly] Guys. Don't move and stay perfectly still, its vision is based on movement.
*Dee Dee: Taffy, I'm pretty that theory doesn't actually work.
*Taffy: It worked in Jurassic Park
*Dynomutt: RUUUUN!!!!
* Penelope: By my stars and garters! It's gorilla.
*Taffy: A giant gorilla.
* Dynomutt: Yes, but with purple fur. He's gotta be about over 30 feet tall.
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* Penelope: He sure looks friendly
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===Scene 30===
[Shaggy walks in the Falcon Fury while Brenda, conversed follows him]
*Brenda: Shaggy, don'tcha think your letting your jealously get between your friendship with Scooby-Doo?
*Shaggy: Like, leave me alone, Brenda. I'm in no mood right now Huh?
[TBA]
*Young Shaggy: I will never leave you. No matter what.
[TBA]
*Brenda: Oh, Shaggy. You know, it's never too late to be sorry.
*Shaggy: Well... Huh?
*Brenda: What's that?
[Shaggy and Brenda leave the Falcon Fury to see what the noise was coming from and they the Mystery Machine with Fred waving]
*Shaggy: Fred?
*Brenda: Who?
*Fred: Shaggy?
*Shaggy: Fred!
*Fred: Shaggy!
*Brenda: Shaggy, is this one of your friends?
*Shaggy: Yeah, this is Fred. [To Fred] Wait, how'd you get here? Where are Daphne and Velma?
*Fred: Dastardly kidnapped us and was holding us captive on his super awesome airship. Jeez, that thing is cool. But never mind that. Where's Scooby-Doo? Has he been taken?  
*Shaggy: No. He's with his new "hero" friends. We're on a break. You've missed a lot.  
*Fred: Shaggy, Scooby-Doo is in grave danger. Dastardly's on his way here right now, and he won't stop until he gets him.
*Shaggy: Dastardly? We can't let that happen.
*Fred: Exactly! Now, take me to Scooby-Doo.
*Brenda: Um, what's in the sack back here?
*Fred: Oh, Ah... One of Dastardly's henchmen.
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===Scene 31: Arena Fight===
*Captain Caveman: As it turns out, I wasn't even a velociraptor's father. Any who, there it is, the slaghoople. [Reveals the last Cerberus skull to them in the center of the arena]
* Scooby-Doo: Brian, we did it. We found the last skull!
* Blue Falcon: Mission accomplished! Now, if you gives a hand carrying it out, we'll take back to our jet.
* Captain Caveman: Uh-uh-uh. The only way to take the slaghoople is to defeat the protector in battle. And that's me.
*Scooby: You?
*Blue Falcon: Scooby, this is it. It's my hero moment. I could totally pound the crap out of this little guy.
*Scooby: Doesn't sound heroic.
*Blue Falcon: [to Captain Caveman] Hey, you're on. But I think you're gonna need a few friends.
* Captain Caveman: Oh, I've got friends and they do like a good show.
[He claps his hands twice, which closes the wooden gate, then a crowd of cavemen and cavewomen appear to watch the battle and Cheer]
*Captain Caveman: Alright now, let's get our fight on!
[A caveman blows a turtle horn as the battle begins]
*Blue Falcon: Come at me, little man
[The caveman group gasp in shock]
*Captain Caveman: "Little"? Did you just call me little?
*Scooby: No, he said big.
*Blue Falcon: I did call you little, pipsqueak.
*Scooby: He said big squeak.
* Captain Caveman: You can call me... [Activates his club, which opens to reveal a sledgehammered dinosaur growling, then jumps into the air and shouted] Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
[He flies down and struck Blue Falcon with his club, leaving half of Blue Falcon's body in the ground]
*Captain Caveman: I know I'm small. It's a pituitary thing. [He hits Blue Falcon, sending him flying to a wall] Are you not entertained?!
*Dynomutt: Brian!
*Taffy: Wow, Brian's getting his butt kicked by a small caveman.
*Dee Dee: Come on!
*Blue Falcon: Dynomutt is right. [Falls off the wall, which a piece of it falls on him] I'm not my dad.
*Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Ra ra, ra ra ra!
*Blue Falcon: [gets up from underneath the piece of the wall] Scooby, help!
*Scooby-Doo: What do I do?!
*Blue Falcon: Use the suit thingies!
*Captain Caveman: [lands on the piece of the wall on top of Blue Falcon] Who's your captain?!
*Cavewomen Cheerleaders: Captain Caveman!
[Captain Caveman is about to face Scooby-Doo, when Scooby presses a button, which activates hover boards under his paws, which he moves foolishly, much to the cavemen's amusement, then Scooby moves the hover boards to face Captain Caveman as the crowd cheers]
*Captain Caveman: Wow, you're doing great. [Scooby launches a claw at him, but he grabs the string] I almost hate to do this to you. [He pulls the string and spins Scooby] Spin it to win it!
*Scooby-Doo: I want my Raggy!
[Captain Caveman spins Scooby like a ribbon until Scooby's super suit breaks, much to his embarrassment.]
*
*Dee Dee: You and Penelope make a break for the skull, We'll pick up Brian and Scooby.
*Dynomutt: Got it. 
*Dee Dee: [as Captain Caveman is about to finish Scooby off] Leave him alone! [activates her staff and fights Captain Caveman with Taffy who activates her staff]
*Captain Caveman: I love a challenge like I love dinosaur eggs, over-easy!
* Taffy: Hey, you're pretty good for Caveman.
*Captain: Oh, why thanks for the compliment!
*
*Dynomutt: Uh.
*Shaggy: Look out!
*Brenda: Hey, slow down.. Whoa! [Brenda flies out the back while holding onto the sack]
[The van stops]
*Captain Caveman: Dang, those are some dope wheels! [Dynomutt fires his missiles at him, sending him to a wall, leaving his impact silhouette on it] Whatever wheels are!
*Taffy: Brenda! Are you okay?
*Brenda: (coughs) I'm good. Thanks Taffy.
*Taffy: Hey. What's in the sack?
*Penelope: There's somethin' movin' in there.
*Brenda: No idea. Fred said it's one of Dastardly's henchemen. Help me open this.
===Scene 32: Dastardly takes Scooby and the Skull===
*Shaggy: [gets out of the Mystery Machine] Scooby!
*Scooby: Raggy? How'd you get here?
*Shaggy: No, let me go first. - Scoob...-
*Dynomutt: Where did that anachronistic van come from?
*Shaggy: Fred brought it, but that's not important.
*Dee Dee: How'd he get a van to a prehistoric world hidden miles beneath the North Pole?
*Shaggy: I don't know. Why don't you ask Fred...?
*Blue Falcon: Who's Fred? Hmm? [turns around to Brenda and Taffy]
[Brenda, Taffy and Penelope finally open the sack find that it was Hong Kong Phooey inside, gagged and tied up, this surprises both of them]
*Taffy/Brenda: What the.. HONG KONG PHOOEY?!?
*Penelope: Starts and Garters!
*Hong Kong Phooey: [muffled franticly]
*Brenda: What? Hang on, let me take this off.
*Shaggy: [continued] ...because right now, I need to tell Scoob-
*Dick Dastardly: [in his own voice as Fred; evil laughs] Not me.
[He pushed Shaggy aside with his foot]
*Shaggy: Fred, like, what was that for..-
*Hong Kong Phooey: [Brenda takes the tape off his muzzle] THAT AIN'T FRED, Y'ALL!
*Shaggy: [confused] Huh?-
[Fred grabs Scooby with an animal control pole and reveals he is Dastardly in disguise]
*Shaggy/Blue Falcon/Dynomutt/Dee Dee/Penelope/Taffy/Brenda: Dick Dastardly!
*Dick Dastardly: That's right, and your foolish friend led me straight to you! [The Mean Machine arrives above the arena]
* Shaggy: [Horrified] Oh, no!
[The flying Rottens come out of the Mean Machine and attack all of the cavemen as they retreat]
*Dick Dastardly: If you will excuse me, I have a treasure to collect.
[The Mean Machine's grabbing claw grabs the last Cerberus skull as Dastardly get on the skull with Scooby]
*Scooby: Raggy!
*Shaggy: Scooby!
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, and I almost forgot to take out the rubbish.
[Pandora and the Red Rotten throws out Daphne and Velma out of the airship then they scream]
*Pandora: So long, blondie! [pushes the real Fred out as he scream then turns to the Neptunes] Your turn, fish freaks! [Pushes the Neptune mobiles blows them all a kiss,] By the way, your music sucks! [laughs maniacally].
*Blast-Off Buzzard: [To the Speed Bugs; tied-up in Speed Buggy] You three comfy? Well buckle up, kiddies! Have a nice ride!!! [pulls the lever, causing the claw to drop Speed Buggy out of the airship] Ha, ha, ha, ha! 
*Pandora: You too Sheriff dumb-bell! [Throws Sheriff Stone out of the air ship]
[Velma, Daphne, Fred, Speed Bugs, Neptunes and Sheriff Stone falling down to the arena screaming]
* Scooby: [gasps in horror] Red, Relma, Raphne!
* Tinker: C'mon Speed Buggy! Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up!!!!
*Speed Buggy: Wha? Huh?! 
[Speed Buggy wakes up and panics then sees a Pterodactyl to ride the ground as the turbulence blows Debbie out of Speed Buggy and she screams]
*Mark/Tinker: Debbie!
*Speedy Buggy: Debbie!
[Biff realize that they're in a hover car but the turbulence blows Shelly, Jabberjaw, Bubbles and Clamhead out screaming]
*Biff: Guys! Shelly!!
*Shelly: Biff!!!
[Hong Kong Phooey breaks from from the ropes and catches Jabberjaw but he lands on him]
*Jabberjaw: Wow, my poor life was flashing before my eyes. [sighed in relief] Thanks for breaking my fall there, Hong Kong Phooey.
*Hong Kong Phooey: [in pain] You're.... welcome, man. Please... get off me now.
* Jabberjaw: Oh, sorry. [sees his friends falling and gasps] Clammy! 
[Daphne, Velma, Clamhead, Bubbles, Sheriff Stone fall to the arena screaming, but by Dynomutt, Pitstop and the Teen Angels catch them] 
* Jabberjaw: [relieved] Clamhead! [hugs him]
[Mark, Tinker and Speedy Buggy land safely in the arena with Biff as he and Mark quickly get out to catch Debbie and Shelly who are falling closer screaming]
* Mark: Debbie!! I'm comin', Debbie! I gotcha-
*Biff: Shelly!
*Mark: I gotcha, I gotcha, Debs! I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha-
[Mark and Biff catch Debbie and Shelly respectfully in their arms]
*
*Mark: Are you okay?
*Debbie: I'm alright. Thank you so much for saving me, Mark. [Debbie kisses him on the cheek]
*Mark: Hmm. Glad your safe, Debs. 
*Shelly: Oh, Biff, I thought I was goner! I was so scared! You're my hero! [hugs him in embrace]
*Biff: I'm just glad you're okay, babe. I would never let anything happen to you.
*Blue Falcon: Whoa, nice catch guys. [Fred lands in his arms] S'up?
* Dick Dastardly: Ta-ta! See you all in Athens. Oh, no you won't! Because the only way out is with a jet.
*Blue Falcon: Well, good thing we have one!
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, do you now?
* Pandora:[To Penelope and give her the loser sign] Toodles, sis!
*Blast-off Buzzard: Enjoy your extended prehistoric vacation!
[Dastardly, Pandora and Blast-Off Buzzard maniacally laugh as they leave in the Mean Machine with the skull and Scooby and the airship flies up to the surface]
*Blue Falcon: Is there's something about the way he said, "do you?" and then laughed that makes me think he did something to our ship.
*Brenda: [dismayed] Oh, no.
*Dee Dee: Quick! Everyone, back to the Falcon Fury!
*Taffy: [stops] Huh?
* Dee Dee: Taffy? 
* Brenda: What are you doing? We gotta go!
* Taffy: Just go ahead, I'll catchup.
[Everyone leaves the arena with Taffy stays behind for she hears Captain Caveman moaning]
*Captain Caveman: Oh, what happened. Ow, my head! I said something about wheels and- Oh! [He sees a scraped bruise on his left arm]
*Taffy: Hey, hey, its okay. I'm not going to hurt you. Let me check that arm. Oh. Here.
[Taffy then takes out her bandana and wraps it around Captain Caveman's arm]
*Captain Caveman: You helping me?
*Taffy: It's the least I could do. There.
*Captain Caveman: So soft. Thank you
*Taffy: No problem. C'mon, Hope the Falcon Fury is still in one piece.
[Scene switches to the Falcon Force, Mystery Inc., Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Penelope, Hong Kong Phooey, and Sheriff Stone on the beach with the Falcon Fury now destroyed]
*Blue Falcon: [groans and drops Fred] I hate it when I'm right.
*Dynomutt: We're lucky it doesn't happen often.
*Brenda: I'll call Taffy. Give her the heads up
===Scene 33: Shaggy's speech ===
[Mystery Inc., Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Sheriff Stone look through the wreckage of the Falcon Fury as Shaggy picks up a sock, which gets disgusted at it, and Falcon Force looks at the destroyed engine as Dee Dee scans it.]
*Brenda: Um, what's the status of the Falcon Fury, Dee Dee?
*Dee Dee: [sighs] The primary engine is destroyed. The thrusters are intact, but they're way too small to launch the ship.
*Blue Falcon: So, we're stuck here? [Dee Dee nods and he glares at Shaggy and walks towards him with his finger pointing at him] Well, maybe if your little buddy didn't lead the bad guy right to us...
[Fred runs in front of Brian]
*Fred: [Angrily] Leave Shaggy alone!
[Fred pushed Brian away from Shaggy as Dee Dee, Brenda, Dynomutt, Penelope and Daphne shocked.]
*Velma: [walks away with Daphne] Yeah, what kind of hero blames other people for his problems?
*Dynomutt: Meet Brian.
*Blue Falcon: [Angrily] Hey, you shut your dog face.  
*Dynomutt: [Angrily] You shut your face-face.
*Debbie: [comes up to Blue Falcon] Just who do you think you are, huh? Y'know, the Blue Falcon I remember as a kid was never this irresponsible and passing judgment.
*Blue Falcon: Well newsflash Sista': That was my dad, okay! He retired and passed this lame job onto me.
*Mark: Well, if he were here, he would be very ashamed of you.
* Bubbles: [to Blue Falcon] Yeah, you're mean.
*Sheriff Stone: [disgusted] You're no Blue Falcon, you're a fraud!
*Blue Falcon: And you are?
* Sheriff Stone: Sheriff Bronson Stone-
* Mystery Inc./Neptunes/Speedbugs/Hong Kong Phooey: [annoyed] WE KNOW!!!
* Shelly: Ugh! You are so annoying when you repeat that, Sheriff Moron! Gah!
* Sheriff Stone: Can it, drama queen. I should arrest all of you dragging me into this!
*Fred: [Angrily] Oh, would you please just SHUT UP, Stone!
*Sheriff Stone: [offended] I beg your pardon, Jones?!
*Fred: [Angrily] You got yourself involved when you decided to follow us but your too stupid to admit it! (Sherriff gasps in disgust)
*Daphne: Fred's right.
*Shelly: True to that, for once.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Amen. 
*Fred: [angrily to Brian as he tries to point finger at him while Shaggy worries] And because of you, Scooby-Doo has a first-class ticket to the dogpocalypse. [Everyone is now concerned as Fred approaches Brian.]
*Penelope: [worried] Um, Boys? Let's not..
*Blue Falcon: [Angrily to Fred] Don't you point your finger at me.  
*Fred: [Angrily to Brian] Well, don't double-point your finger at me.
*Blue Falcon: Maybe I'll triple-finger point at you.
*Fred: Then obviously I'm gonna quadruple-finger point at you.
* Blue Falcon: Ha! That's just a wave, dipstick.
*Sheriff Stone: [Angrily rushes in between Fred and Brian] You don't tell me to "shut up", Jones! I'm police officer!!!
[The three start to fight]
* Daphne: Hey, get off of him.
*Dee Dee: He's the one that started it!
[Daphne, Velma, Dee Dee, Dynomutt, Mark, Debbie, Biff, Penelope, Hong Kong Phooey run towards Fred, Brian and Stone to try to break up their fight]
*Mark: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey! -
*Biff: Hey, hey, break it up! -
*Penelope Pitstop: Hey, come on now, Y'all! -
*Fred: [Angrily] It's your fault! -
*Blue Falcon: [Angrily] No, yours! -
*Sheriff Stone: [Angrily] You're both under arrest! -
* Brenda: - Brian, Fred, Sheriff, please! Stop that! -
* Velma: - Toxic masculinity. -
*Tinker: - Guys, quit it! -
*Debbie: - This is ridiculous, we don't have time for this!
*Jabberjaw: C-come on, fellas, n-n-no fighting! -
* Clamhead: Let's all take a breather and calm down! -
*Hong Kong Phooey: - C'mon, break this up! -
*Bubbles: [worried, covers her ears] - Stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it! stop it!-
*Shelly: - Bubbles, you're not helping! -
[Shaggy moves in]
*Shaggy: [Angrily breaks up the fight] Stop! STOP IT all of you!!!!
[Everyone stops the fighting they look at Shaggy feeling guilty about Scooby being taken by Dastardly.]
*Shaggy: It's my fault. I'm to blame. Brenda, you were right. I let my own jealousy break me and Scooby up. I was afraid that with his new suit and his new team, things were gonna change.
[They felt down, he sighs, then cheers up]
*Shaggy: And they did change.
[Dynomutt, Brian, Dee Dee, Brenda, Fred, Velma, Daphne, Mark, Debbie, Tinker, Speed Buggy, Neptunes, Jabberjaw, Sheriff Stone, Penelope and Hong Kong Phooey what does Shaggy meaning they did change.]
*Shaggy: But, like, that's okay. People can grow. But it doesn't mean that we're growing apart. [Stands on a Rock] Because the one thing that will never change is that Scooby-Doo is my best friend. Ten years ago, a little boy made a promise to a stray puppy that he'd never leave him, no matter what. And I'm gonna keep that promise.
*Tinker: [joins Shaggy on the rock to the left] I relate to you Shaggy. Name's Tinker by the way.
*Shaggy: Like, nice to meet you too, but what do you mean?
*Tinker: Well, like you and Scooby, for me it's my friendship with Speed Buggy. When I first met him, I made a promise that I would never replace him for any car no matter how many dents or scratches he gets. Because there's no automobile, minivan or any other Dune Buggy on earth that's unique or special like Speed Buggy.
*Speed Buggy: [murmuring] Thank you, Tinker.
*Clamhead: [joins on the right then placed his hand on Shaggy's shoulder] Jabberjaw and I are the same way too, Shaggy. I'm Clamhead.
*Shaggy: I know, like, you're one of the Neptunes.
*Blue Falcon [whispers]: Who names themselves "Clamhead?"-
*Dynomutt: - Shh!
*Clamhead: You see, Jabberjaw is not just my best friend, or our drummer, bandmate or even our mascot, he's family. To me, to Biff, to Bubbles and to Shelly. 
*Bubbles: Awe.
*Clamhead: That's right, Shelly, even though you can be mean to us or not nice or a little self serving, but deep down, you do care 'cause your our friend.
[Shelly blushes and tries to hide it but she admits that Clamhead's right]
*Clamhead: [To Shaggy] You see Shaggy, Scooby is family to you, Daphne, Fred, and Velma and family always stick together, no matter what drama or anything comes between. Right, Jabberjaw?
*Jabberjaw: Aw, shucks. [sniffles] Thanks, buddy.
*Brenda: Shaggy, the same thing goes for me and my best friend, Dee Dee too. Sorta.
*Dee Dee: Bren, what are you talking about?
*Brenda: Well, you see, ever since we joined up with Brian and Dynomutt, I felt I had no place on the Falcon Fury. I mean, you're the pilot, Taffy's the mechanic, while I, on the other hand had no idea how to navigate. And what's worse, I felt that the three us were drifting apart 'cuz whenever I try to talk to you, you just ignore me to busy with the Dastardly and the Skulls. 
*Dee Dee: So that's what this all about? Oh, Bren, [warmfully embraces her] I'm sorry. So, very sorry I made you feel left out this whole time. I guess I was so caught up with the mission, I forgot about your needs. You, and Taffy, we've always been like sisters to each other since we were littles girls at summer camp all those years ago. And we'll always be together no matter what. You, me and Taffy. Taffy?
[Taffy arrives from the trees]
*Taffy: Right here. I heard every touching word from you two from our comms. C'mere, you knuckleheads! [Hugs them]
*Dee Dee/Brenda/Taffy [joins pinkies together]: Teen Angels forever!
*Blue Falcon: [Spots Captain Caveman] Um, Taffy? Why is Captain Caveman here? With you?
*Taffy: Oh, he got hurt back at the arena. So patched him up with my lucky bandana. I like him.
*Captain Caveman: No kidding. I've never felt something so soft. Anyway, I heard you want to help your friend, well count me in!
*Shaggy: Like, you will?
*Captain Caveman: Yeah, Absotively. I got a lot of respect for.. Scooby was it? From our battle for the Slaghoople. It's the least I could do. I've been protecting it for so long I never realize I had another purpose in life. So, here I am.
*Penelope: Welcome aboard!
* Dynomutt: Appreciate the offer but we still don't get why is Scooby is so important to Dastardly.
* Dee Dee: And what's it got to do with the Skulls of Cerberus?
*Velma: Everything. [To the Falcon Force and Shaggy] Scooby-Doo is the last descendant of Peritas.
*Blue Falcon: Who?
*Brenda/Taffy: No way!
*Dynomutt: What? You're kidding.
*Hong Kong Phooey: No joke. In case y'all don't know, he's the dog of Alexander the Great.
*Shaggy: [surprised] What?!
*Debbie: Dastardly also needs the skulls to summon the Gates to the Underworld.
*Dynomutt: The Underworld?
*Mark: And when that is done, only Scooby can unlock to it.
*Hong Kong Phooey: And Dastardly, not only want's Alexander's riches, but to get his criminals sidekick, Muttley back.
*Dee Dee: Alexander the Great? Peritas? Of course. It all makes perfect sense, now!
*Penelope: We shoulda seen this sooner.
*Taffy: I gotta say, we're impressed.
*Biff: Yeah, we've learned a lot along the way than you guy have. Heh, heh. No offence.
*Brenda: None taken.
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*Shaggy: Now, it's time we stop this mustachioed menace from opening the gates to the underpass.-
*Shelly: Underworld, dufus.
*
*Shaggy: Sorry. And letting loose the fearsome sippy-cup.
*Dynomutt: Cerberus.
*Shaggy: So, what do you say - we get out of Middle-earth...
*Blue Falcon: Copyright infringement
* Sheriff Stone: Word.
*
*Shaggy: …and go get my always-snacking, never-lacking, often-napping dog back! Who's with me?
*Mystery Inc./Falcon Force,/Captain Caveman/Speed Bugs/Neptunes/Penelope Pitstop/Hong Kong Phooey: We are! [all cheering]
*
* Sheriff Stone: [clears throat loudly] Okay, that was a very, very commendable and inspiring speech there, Rogers. But you're forgetting one teensy tiny little detail... We're stuck in the Land of the Lost down here!!!
* Shaggy: Oh, right. I forgot.
*Dee Dee: It would take a miracle to fix the ship.
*Taffy: Hmm...[thinks while looking at the thrusters then snaps her fingers] Zowie! I got an idea! Dee Dee, you said the thrusters were too small to lift the Falcon Fury, right?
*Dee Dee: Uh, Yes?
*
* Brenda: What if they could life something else of the same size. [turns to Fred] 
* Fred: What?
* Brenda: Fred, your van.
*Fred: The Mystery Machine? Y'know... that could work.
*Dee Dee: That's not a bad idea!
*Brenda: Taffy, you're a genius!
*Daphne: What about Speed Buggy?
*Dee Dee: we might have small booster but we don't the tools to retrofit his wheels.
*Mark: Leave this to us.
*Blue Falcon: What? You guys?
*Debbie: You joke, Brian. You're looking at two highly skilled auto-mechanics that can change ad refuel a talking Dune Buggy in no time flat.
*Mark: No lie.
*Tinker: We got this.
* Speed Buggy: Word.
* Biff: We have a hovercar so we're good.
*Penelope: Mr. Phooey, You can ride with me.
*Hong Kong Phooey: No need, Pitstop. I brought in my own.
[The Phooeymobile descends from above and lands on the beach. Spot appears in the seat wearing sunglasses]
*Bubble: Oh, kitty!
*Shaggy: Like, who's that?
*Hong Kong Phooey: That's my partner, Spot.
*Daphne: Sheriff Stone? Why don't you ride with Penelope Pitstop.
*Sheriff Stone: Eh, fair enough.
[Grape Ape appears behind towering Shaggy.]
*Shaggy:[seeing Grape Ape] Zoinks! 
[Grape Ape gently waves friendly]
*Dynomutt: It's okay, Shaggy, everyone. He's a friend.
*Penelope: He saved our bacon from a T-rex.
* Captain Caveman: Hey, big guy, how you doin'? Give some skin. [Fives his finger]
* Dynomutt: Wait a minute, You two know each other?
* Caveman: Uh-huh. Grape Ape and I known each other for a long time
* Grape Ape: Friend.
* Taffy: I think he wants to come with us.
* Dee Dee: Well we can't lift him up, the vehicles can't handle his weight.
*Brenda: Any ideas?
*Captain Caveman: [sees Pterodactyls]: Hmm. Let me think....
===Scene 34: Summoning the Gates===
[Scene switches to Athens, Greece where a little girl is the market]
*Little Girl: Hey! That one! Thank you! [sees the Mean Machine in the sky] Mama.
*
*Little Boy: Dad, what is that thing?
[TBA]
* Dick Dastardly: Oh, I've waited! I've waited and waited for this very moment!
[TBA]
* Pandora: Whoa.
[TBA]
*Blast-Off Buzzard: Well, what do you know? Supernatural restoration.
*Dick Dastardly: Give me your paw!
* Scooby: No! [tries to run]
*Dick Dastardly: What? Dick Dastardly: Back again like a bad oyster!
*Pandora: [grunts in frustration] Are you kidding me?!
[Mystery Inc. and the Falcon Fury riding in the flying Mystery Machine followed by the Speed Bugs, Neptunes in their Hover Car]
*
* Dynomutt: Guys, supernatural transformation dead ahead.
*Mark: He's done it, he's assembled the skulls!
*Penelope: Oh my stars and garters.
[Scene goes back to Athens]
* Blast-Off Buzzard: [beak dropped] These kids just don't know when to quit!
*Dick Dastardly: [groans] I thought you mewling millennials were done for good! Destroy those falcon fools!
*Jabberjaw: [screams] Look out!
*Tinker: Missiles!
*Debbie: Evasive action
*Penelope: Oh my garters!
*Pandora: Bullseye!
*Dick Dastardly: Yes!
*Scooby: No.
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===Scene 35: Mystery Inc. reunited===
[After Fred, Daphne Velma and Shaggy and Falcon Force crash the Mystery Machine in Athens]
*Blast-Of Buzzard: Ha, ha! Crash and burn!!
[gives a high feather five to Pandora and laughs with her]
*Dick Dastardly: [laughing]
*Scooby: [gasps] NO!!!
*Dick Dastardly: I told you, you were the most important dog in the world. Now, let me show you why. 
[begins moving Scooby, forcing him to place his paw on the lock on the gate to the underworld, in which he does]
* Dick Dastardly: And the slipper fits! [the gate to the underworld unlocks] It's happening! It's finally happening!
[as the gate to the underworld opens, the gigantic monstrous three-headed dog, Cerberus, comes out; Dick gasps while, Pandora, Blast-Off Buzzard and Scooby are shocked before the Cerberus howls fearsomely, snarling threateningly]
*Dick Dastardly: Uh, oh! little more than I bargain for!
*Pandora: A "little?" Seriously?! [Cerberus growls again]
*Dick Dastardly: [intimidated, to Scooby] If I were you, I'd RUUUUUUUUUUN! 
[everyone starts to panic, scream and run away from the giant Cerberus; while Scooby runs with the other civilians away from Cerberus, Dastardly, Pandora and Buzzard run to hide by the gate to the underworld. Scooby runs though the crowd and Cerberus howls again]
*Tourist: Monster!
*Child: Hurry! Daddy!
[Scooby rushes to the Mystery Machine and pries to open the back doors with a wrench. Dred, Daphne, Shaggy, Velma. Dee Dee, Brenda, Taffy and Blue Falcon spill out]
*Scooby: You guys are alive!
*Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
*Daphne: Scooby!
*Fred: Yoo-hoo!
[the rest of the gang comes in for a group hug]
* Velma: Oh, thank goodness.
* Daphne: The gang is finally back together.
*Shaggy: Buddy, I never meant to-
*Scooby: I know. Me neither. Huh?
*Dee Dee: Brenda, Taffy, are you alright.
*Brenda: Yeah, I think to. Thanks.
*Taffy: Well, that was a rough landing.
*Captain Caveman: You alright?
*Taffy: I'm good. Thanks Captain.
* Captain Caveman: Hey, man.
*Scooby-Doo: Ah!
*Captain Caveman: Relax, Scooby, we're cool. You have my respect. Hmm?
[The Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Hong Kong Phooey and Penelope Pitstop, except for Grape Ape arrive to the Parthenon and see that Mystery Inc and Falcon Force are okay] 
*Mark: You guys are okay?
*Daphne: We're good.
*
*Speed Buggy: [Murmuring] What a relief.
*Biff: Looks like we made it just in time!
*Debbie: And you've got Scooby back!
*Daphne: O.K. quick introductions: Scooby-Doo, this is Mark, Debbie, Tinker and Speed Buggy.
*Mark/Tinker: Hey.
*Debbie: Hi
*Scooby: Nice to meet you. Wait. Aren't you a car?
*Speed Buggy: Uh-huh. Nice to meet you too, Scooby-Doo.
* Biff: And you're familiar with the Neptunes, yours truly, Biff.
*Shelly: Shelly.
*Bubbles: I'm Bubbles!
*Clamhead: Clamhead and this my best pal, Jabberjaw.
* Jabberjaw, Hey, there, it's great to finally meet you, Scooby-Doo!
*Scooby: I'm sorry, but, uh, are you a shark?
* Jabberjaw: Yeah, but don't worry, I'm a vegetarian. [cackling]
*
*Hong Kong Phooey:[Lands on a wall, posing kung fu] So, did I miss all the butt whoopin'?
*Penelope: Nope, not at all, partner. You're just in time.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Ah, you must be Scooby-Doo, pleasure to meet you. [shakes his paw] I am Hong Kong Phooey.
*Scooby-Doo: Nice to meet another dog. Huh? Sheriff?
*Daphne: Alight, time to take that three-headed hound down to the pound. Is everyone accounted for?
*Speed Buggy: [sputtering] Grape Ape's not here.
*Debbie: That's right, he fell after the missiles scared away the Pterodactyls.
*Captain Caveman: Don't you worry, y'all, he'll catch up. Grapey is much faster and tougher than he looks.
*Dynomutt: Whew! Well, that was my cardio for the day.
*Dee Dee: Dynomutt!
*Brenda: You saved us.
===Scene 36: Dastardly and Muttley Reunion===
*Dick Dastardly: At long last, my treasure! -
*Pandora: Dick, wait up... Oh. My. Gosh...
* Buzzard: Wow!! All this loot.
[Dastardly finds a sleeping Muttley and mistaking him for dead]
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, no. I'm too late. I've been searching for years, my friend. But I didn't make it in time. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. There are so many things we never got to do together.
[Dick Dastardly sobbing then hears Muttley snickering behind him. While Pandora and Bob do the same]
*Dick Dastardly: Huh? You're alive?
[Muttley snickers]
*Dick Dastardly: You're alive! You cantankerous canine, how could you do that to me? [bonks Muttley on the head]
*Muttley: Razzum' Frazzum'!
[Muttley bites Dastardly's leg]
*Dick Dastardly: Stop! I'm not joking! Stop!-  
[Dastardly and Muttley growl at each other, before starting to fight]
*Dick Dastardly: Oh! I... I can't stay mad. You're alive!
[He lifts his dog and swings him around, laughing, then Pandora whistles them.]
*Pandora: Hey, you two! Hate to ruin your happy reunion, but there's a lot gold and diamonds all around.
*Dick Dastardly: Oh, right.
*Muttley: Yup.
*Buzzard: Yeah fill up those chests and bags as fast as you can carry! All of this is gonna give me a gold beak!
===Scene 37: Confronting Cerberus ===
[Cerberus prowls through the Parthenon while the heroes hid inside a building. Peaking their heads out.]
*Velma: So, that's Cerberus.
*Tinker: Yep, in the flesh. Well, ghostly so to speak.
[They all retreat inside in the dark with their eyes shown]
*Dee Dee: We've got to stop him before he gets into the city.
* Shaggy: Like how?
*Debbie: Easier said than done, Dee Dee.
* Jabberjaw: Yeah, you see the size of him? He's bigger than all of us put together!
* Penelope: There's no time to get to the authorities, we're on our own here.
* Sheriff: Hey, I am the authority, I'm a cop!
* Shelly: Um, aren't you out of your jurisdiction?
* Daphne: We fight monsters all the time. Remember the Phantom Sea Squid at he haunted aquarium?
* Velma: That was a real-estate developer with a couple of flashlights, and a sound effects machine This is the real deal.
*Taffy: Yeah, you've been fighting fake monsters behind masks for years!
*Bubbles: Oh, why don't we all give Cerberus a relaxing tummy rube until he falls asleep?
* Debbie: Bubbles, I don't think that's going to work on Cerberus.
* Bubbles: It might.
* Mark: Guys, guys, we need to act fast, cause we're dealing with a real dangerous creature straight out of Greek Mythology, and there's millions of lives are at stake in Greece.
*Brenda: And not just Greece, the the whole world too!
*Velma: Exactly my point. Right, Fred? Fred?
[Dynomutt and Speed Buggy turn their lights on.]
*Velma: Where's Fred?
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*Fred: You shall be avenged. 
[]
*For the Mystery Machine!
[Fred charges in blindly at Cerberus, everyone hears]
* Shelly: What. Is. He doing? [everyone stick their heads out]
*Blue Falcon: He's just attacking. I mean, are we supposed to be attacking?
[]
*Daphne: Fred!
*Velma: Come one, hurry! Run!
*Penelope: Up to the dipteral!
*Sheriff Stone: You know what, I'll just hide in here.
*Penelope: C'mon now, Sheriff. [Drags him by the arm]
*Fred: Sorry, gang. Never mess with another man's vehicle.
* Tinker: The feeling's mutual.
* Velma: We need a plan.
* Shaggy: Okay, like, Velma, Fred, Mark, Debbie, Biff, Shelly and Bubbles, get to the gate and, uh, figure out how to close it.
*Scooby: Ad we'll distract Cerberus.
*Daphne: Great idea, guys.
*Fred: That was awesome!
* Velma: Smart!
* Debbie: And a clever strategy too!
*Shelly: At least we get the not-so dangerous part.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Now that's what I call a plan!
*Shaggy: Heh, yeah we've been through a lot.
*Scooby: We've grown.
*Jabberjaw: Are yous sure about this?
*Clamhead: Well, Jabberjaw. That fate of the world in our hands now.
*[]
*Dynomutt: Brian!
*Brenda: Look out! -
*Fred: Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
[Daphne whistles]
*Shaggy: Now, Velma!
*Fred: Let's go!
*Biff: Get to the gate
[Fred, Velma, Mark, Debbie, Biff, Shelly and Bubbles run pass Cerberus and make their to the gate. Cerberus then corners Scooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Clamhead, Jabberjaw and Sheriff Stone]
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* Scooby: What do we do? 
* Shaggy: Maybe he wants a Scooby Snack?  
* Scooby: I don't have any Scooby Snacks.  
* Daphne I always have a spare.  Sorry.  And that's why I always have a spare spare.  
* Daphne: Scooby!  
* Scooby: I'm so weak.
* Sheriff Stone: Couldn't help yourself can you?
* Daphne: Nice doggy.
* Dynomutt: I got this!
*
* Dee Dee: Dynomutt! I got get in there.
* Brenda: Dee Dee. Wait. You can't face Cerberus alone. If you go, we all go together.
* Taffy: Yeah, we got your back. We started this adventure together, and that's how we'll face it!
* Brenda: All for one and one for all!
* Dee Dee: Thanks guys. Let's do this.
* Dee Dee/Brenda/Taffy: [pinkies together]Teen Angels! Ha! [Pull out their staffs]
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* Taffy: You ready for this, Captain C?
* Captain Caveman: I was born ready, girl!
* Brenda: Let's walk the dog! No offence, Honk Kong Phooey.
* Honk Kong Phooey: None taken. Let's dance, baby!
===Scene 38: Blue Falcon's Hero Moment. ===
*Dynomutt: Brian, what are you doing back here?
*Blue Falcon: I'm calling my dad. Hey!
*Dynomutt: You don't need your dad.
*Blue Falcon: Yes I do, he's the hero and I'm not. I can't win this.
*Dynomutt: So what? Look at Scooby and Shaggy! They're terrified, and they're taking on Cerberus!
*Shaggy: I'm terrified!
*Scooby: Why are we taking on Cerberus?  
*Dynomutt: Well, in their own unique way.  
*Blue Falcon: So you're saying it's heroic to be scared, and even to lose sometimes?  Dude, this is it! This is my hero moment, my real hero moment.  
*Dynomutt: And it's my moment, too. My job is to have your back. So what do you say, Blue Falcon?
*Blue Falcon: Okay, now I'm crying.
*Dee Dee: Dyno!
*Shaggy: Help!
*Brenda: Scooby and Shaggy are about to be Puppy chow.
*Dynomutt: It's time for you to spread your wings and fly.
* Blue Falcon: You're right. This suit just makes me a hero on the outside. It's time to tap into the hero. In here.
*Dynomutt: You know your suit has actual wings and can fly, right?
* Blue Falcon: Oh, right. The wings! [to Dynomutt, Teen Angels and Captain Caveman] Let's do this! 
* []
* I got a little too excited on the takeoff.
*Tinker: Shaggy, Scoob, hop in! Put the peddle to the metal, Speed Buggy!
*Speed Buggy: You got it! [revving up]
*Shaggy: Zoinks! he's catching up!
*Tinker: Faster, Speed Buggy!
*Speed Buggy: I'm trying!
*Penelope: Blue Falcon, I'll see if can get his attention.. wait-
[Penelope sees few people around hiding in fear]
*Penelope: Oh, my stars and garters! There's still people around here! Sheriff and I will help them to safety while y'all deal with Cerberus.
*Blue Falcon: We're on it.
[Cerberus catches up and swats Speed Buggy and crashes into a wall]
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* Tinker: [groans and gasps] Speed buggy! Oh, man, are you okay?
*Clamhead: Oh, he doesn't look well. Ah
[Cerberus now has Scooby, Shaggy, Tinker and Clamhead cornered]
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*Jabberjaw: Clamhead! [gets mad] That's it. Shelly's right. I gotta stand up for myself for my friends. Anyone who tries picks on my best pal....[enrages] NO RESPECT!! Let me at em'! Let me at em'!
[Jabberjaw slides at Cerberus, opens his jaws wide and chomps onto his tail; Cerberus then yelps whines in pain.]
*Jabberjaw: Scooby, Shaggy, go! I'll keep Cerberus busy here!
*Clamhead: Careful Jabber!
===Scene 39: Cerberus calls his pack===
*Dee Dee: Go for his legs!
*Brenda: On it.
*Taffy: Oh, Cerberus? Want play fetch the stick?
*[]
*Taffy: Now!- Allyoop!
* Captain Caveman: Captain CAAAAAVEMAAAAAAANNNN!!!!! [He flies at Cerberus and hits him with his club having an ankylosaurs tail club onto his center head] I bet ya that hurt.
[Dynomutt flies in and launches multiple missiles at Cerberus, Hong Kong Phooey gives multiple attacks on all of sides. The attacks angers Cerberus; his eyes glow green and let's out a loud unearthly howl]
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*Blue Falcon: Ow! My ears!
[All three of Cerberus's heads then give a evil grin at the Falcon Force]
*Dee Dee: Why is he-
*Hong Kong Phooey: Wait, y'all hear that?
* Taffy: Huh?-
* Brenda: What's that noise?
*Jabberjaw: It's coming from the gate.
*Clamhead: Oh, no...
[Suddenly a pack of two-headed Orthrus come through the gate; heeding Cerberus' call!]
*Shaggy: Zoinks!
[Scooby yelps in fear and lands in Shaggy's arms]
*Biff: Whoa, Jumping' jellyfish!!-
*Daphne: Jeepers!-
*Velma: Jinkies!
*Fred: What are those things?!
*Shelly: They look like Orthrus.
*Bubbles: What's an Orthrus?
*Shelly: It's another mythical dog from Greek mythology like Cerberus, except it's smaller and has two heads. [Fred, Daphne, Velma, Debbie, Mark, Biff and Bubbles stare] What? I studied in Greek history in high school, which I had an B+.
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* Velma: Yes, but these ghostly versions must be Cerberus' avatars.
*Debbie: And let's assume their role is being sentries to the Underworld to assist Cerberus.
*Mark: Let's hurry up and figure this out. There's got to be an answer somewhere
*Taffy: Okay, this has become bad really fast.
*Dee Dee: Stay together, girls.
*Brenda: Whoa, these things are fast!
*Hong Kong Phooey: No biggie, I could use a work out!
*Brenda: Hong Kong Phooey! [throws another staff for him] Catch!
*Hong Kong Phooey: Now we're talkin'!
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=== Scene 40: Grape Ape vs Cerberus===
*Shaggy: This way, Scooby-Doo!
*Blue Falcon: Oh, Cerberus. Here, poochie-boy. This superhero stuff is fun!  
*Scooby: Whoa!  
*Blue Falcon: Scooby! - I got you.
*Scooby:- Ooh. [gasps] Look out!
* Blue Falcon: Huh? [Cerberus swats them away with his paw]
*Shaggy: Scooby!
*Dynomutt: Brian!
[Blue Falcon and Scooby were flung high through the air by Cerberus; they were caught safely in the right hand of the arriving Grape Ape]
*Blue Falcon: It's alright, Scooby, this is Grape Ape. He's the friend we talked about earlier.
*Scooby: Huh? Oh. 
*Grape Ape: Friend.
*Shaggy: Scooby!
*Dynomutt: Brain! [turns to Grape Ape] Glad you could make it, big guy.
*Captain Caveman: I told you he'd catchup.
*Brenda [to Cerberus] Hey, you! Y'know what? Why don't you pick on somebody your own size!
*Shaggy: Go get em, Grape Ape!
*Grape Ape: Grape Ape, Grape Ape!! [both roars and beats his chest at Cerberus; getting his attention]
[Grape Ape and Cerberus both charge at each other and grabble with one another as they wrestle each other through the Parthenon. Then news helicopters arrive on the scene]
*Blue Falcon: Now this is an even fight.
*Hong Kong Phooey: My money's on the monkey.
*Dynomutt: Technically, he's an ape. There's a difference.
*Taffy: Penelope, have you gotten everyone out to safety?
*Penelope: Sure did, that's everyone. Oh, Grape Ape's here and he's already taking on Cerberus and kickin' his derrière!
*Dee Dee: Should we help him?
* Captain Caveman: Nah, he's got it covered.
*Brenda: Then c'mon, we gotta round up all of the Orthrus.
*Shaggy: Keep them distracted at the gate, like, Scoob and I have an idea.
===Scene 41: Prophecy===
[Dick Dastardly, Muttley, Pandora, Blast-Of Buzzard, return from the Underworld; escaping with gold, coins, jewels of Alexander the Great's treasure]
*Dick Dastardly: Farewell, fools!  
*Muttley: Sayonara, suckers!
*Fred: Dastardly!
*Mark: Huh?
*Dick Dastardly: We're rich!
*Muttley: Razzum' Frazzum' money bath! [chuckles]
*Pandora: Now I feel like a queen! [laugh]
*Blast-Off-Buzzard: Gold beak here I come!.. Oops!
*Pandora: Forget it. We got plenty of loot right here!
[Dastardly, Muttley, Pandora and Blast-Off-Buzzard make their getaway but are unaware that several Rottens are following them.]
*Daphne: Aw. He got his friend back.
*Shelly: Ugh. What a bunch a losers-OMG... Bubbles help me with that chest there full of diamonds!
[Shelly and Bubbles drag the chest away with minimal effort back to the lock]
*Biff: Shelly...
*Shelly: What? I'm not going to just stand here and let all this treasure just lie around.
*Debbie: Hardly the time right now, Shelly.
*Velma: Guys, focus. [grunts] I wish I had that clue from Dastardly's ship.
* Fred: [Pulls the picture out of his jacket] You mean this thing?
*Velma: Are you telling me you had that the whole time?
*Daphne: [laugh and hugs Fred] Better late than never.
*Biff: Hey, there's something written on the back.
*Blue Falcon: This is awesome!
*Shaggy: Oh, good. They got them distracted. Hey, little guy. Remember at the bowling alley when you transformed into that thing?
[Alice transforms into it's scorpion chainsaw form.]
* Shaggy: No. No, no, no. Not that scary thing.
[At the gate, Velma, Daphne, Fred, Mark, Debbie, Biff and Shelly read the transcription on the back]
*Velma: Huh. Looks like a riddle.
*Fred: Or a prophecy?
*Velma: "Two brothers bridge the earthly void..."
*Mark: -"One man,.."
*Biff: -"One dog,..."
*Shelly: -"The key employed..."
*Debbie: -"One to open, two to close..."
*Daphne: "...a pair whose friendship forever grows."
*Bubbles: What does it mean?
[Velma stares at the glyph under the lock.]
*Velma: [gasps] That's it! It takes one to open, but two to lock.
*Shaggy: Okay. Before the creepy scorpion  but after the scary pin.  
[Turns into a bowling ball]
*Yeah. Yeah, that's it!
*Velma: But there is a catch. 
[Daphne, Fred, Mark, Debbie, Biff, Shelly, and Bubbles look shocked and concerned.]
===Scene 42: Defeating Cerberus===
*Mark: Dee Dee, we've figured out how to close the gate! Tell the others to get the Orthros and Cerberus through it and send them back to the Underworld.
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*Hong Kong Phooey: Grape Ape, we've got to send Cerberus through the gate and back to the Underworld!
*Grape Ape: Grape Ape, gotcha, Grape Ape. [begins to push Cerberus]
[Scooby, Shaggy, Mystery Inc. Speed Bugs, Neptunes, and Falcon Force defeat Cerberus's pack of Orthros by using the Rottens as bowling balls to make them slip and fall back into the realm of the Underworld]
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*Shaggy: Man, looks like we just spared the world!
*Scooby: Bowling Puns
*Shaggy: This is so us
*Taffy: Good. That's the pack.
* Dee Dee: Now for the Alpha.
[Grape Ape manages to overpower and defeat Cerberus. Grape Ape then lifts him up over his head and throws him up into the air for a strong wind-up punch with Captain Caveman hitting him with a sledgehammered dinosaur and Hong Kong Phooey flying jump kick to hit him in the chest in unison; thus sending him hurling though the gate and back to the Underworld.]
*Scooby: C'mon, let's close it!
===Scene 43===
[Fred, Daphne, Velma, Falcon Force, Neptunes, Speed Bugs, Hong Kong Phooey, Penelope Pitstop and Grape Ape then help shutting the gate to the underworld, trapping Cerberus. Penelope Pitstop and Sheriff Stone return]
*Shaggy: Okay, so how do we lock that puppy up? [Velma, Daphne, Fred, Mark, Debbie, Biff and Shelly look at each other, then at Scooby and Shaggy, worriedly] What?
*Biff: Shaggy. The thing is. Um..
*Velma: One of you has to hold the gates shut here...
*Daphne: ..while one of you locks them from...inside the Underworld.
*Shaggy: [distraught] What? No! There has to be another way. Right, Velma?
*Velma: Alexander the Great built these gates to be locked only by him and his dog Peritas.
*Mark: And as the last descendant of Peritas... 
*Debbie: Scooby has to do it.
*Biff: We're sorry, Shagster.
*Daphne: But the prophecy says he needs his best friend to help him.
*Fred: That's you, Shaggy.
*Brenda: [gasps] No...
[Shaggy and Scooby look at each other, before the latter looks towards the gate with the rotating lock with a handprint and pawprint on two different sides. Scooby then looks on in determination and courage]
*Scooby: There's no other way. I'm the key. ...I'll go.
[Scooby then makes his way to the gate, with Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Blue Falcon, Dee-Dee, Dynomutt, Brenda, Taffy, Captain Caveman,Debbie, Mark, Tinker, Speed Buggy, Biff, Shelly, Bubbles, Clamhead, Jabberjaw, Penelope, and Hong Kong Phooey looking at him gloomily; he then stops by the lock, as he prepares to place his paw on it, but all of a sudden, Shaggy slaps the two-sided lock, flipping it to the handprint side]
*Shaggy: It says one of us had to be on the inside, but it doesn't say which one.
* Scooby: [worried] No!
[Scooby flips the lock back to the pawprint side, making Shaggy gasp; both Shaggy and Scooby then flip the lock to either the handprint or pawprint sides of the lock, before Shaggy stood in front of it when it was turned to the handprint side, which Scooby accidentally slaps him multiple times to prevent him from touching the lock]
*Shaggy: [grabbing Scooby's paw and calming him down] Buddy, back when we were kids, you saved me. Now it's my turn.
[Shaggy then places his hand on the lock's handprint side, activating the gate in which Shaggy then disappears]
* Scooby: [horrified] No! Don't! Raggy, wait! No!
*Brenda: Shaggy, No!
[the gate to the underworld then locks, before Shaggy appears on the lock from the other side of the gate]
*Scooby: Raggy...
*Shaggy: Scoob...you're the best friend I could ever ask for... [sighs] ...and you always will be.
[as the gate completely locks, Scooby whimpers as he watches the lock's reflection of Shaggy dissipate, turning into a glowing green lock of the pawprint; Scooby then saddenly places his paw on the pawprint, which makes the entire gate as well as the entire ancient temple to vanish back into the temple's present state.]
===Scene 44: Shaggy Returns===
[Scooby then whimpers and then starts sobbing, howling and mourning the loss of his friend. The gang comes over to him and gives him a comforting hug as themselves and the Falcon Force, Captain Caveman, the Speed Bugs, the Neptunes, Penelope, Hong Kong Phooey and Grape Ape grieved about Shaggy as well; including Sheriff Bronson Stone. Jabberjaw, Speed Buggy and Captain Captain Caveman come over to the gang to give comfort to Scooby as well]
*Scooby: [sobs] Raggy...
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*Jabberjaw: [saddened, placed his fin on Scoob] Oh, Scooby. I'm so, very sorry about Shaggy. [Sniffles and sheds a tear and starts to cry]
*Captain Caveman: [saddened] Same here, bro. [sniffles]
*Speed Buggy: [saddened] Me three...[shed an oil tear]
*Hong Kong Phooey: Sorry, man.
[Debbie, Mark, Tinker, Biff, Shelly, Bubbles, Clamhead and, Brenda walk over to them sadly]
*Velma: Are we missing something?
*Debbie: Missing what?
*Velma: "A pair whose friendship forever grows." [wipes her eyes] Does it mean something else?
*Daphne: [looks Scooby in the eyes] I think it means that Scoob and Shaggy's friendship will live on... whether they're together or not. [hugs Scooby]
* Velma: Yes, why? Why would Alexander make a gate that would separate him from his best friend forever?
*Fred: He must've built a way out.
*Jabberjaw: B-but how?
*Daphne: [looking behind Velma] Uh... guys?
*Penelope: Look.
[A statue of Alexander the Great with Peritas magically appear in front of the gang]
* Velma: It's Alexander the Great.
*Tinker: And Peritas.
[They all walk toward the statues with the Falcon Force, and Grape Ape follow.]
*Velma: Look at this inscription. It's a message from him.
*Brenda: What does it say, Velma?
*Velma: "Our bond will never break or bend..."
* Dynomutt: "So, my friend, it's time to return to your home."
*Velma: Maybe Scooby can give it a a try?
* Captain Caveman: [encouraged] Go on, Scooby.
* Jabberjaw: You can do it. For your pal.
[Scooby walks up to the statue and sadly looks at it]
*Scooby: Raggy...you promised you'd never leave. Come home.
[A door magically unlocks and opens to reveal Shaggy.]
*Scooby: Raggy?
[Cerberus flicks Shaggy out and closes the door and the statues disappears]
===Scene 45: The Heart of Mystery Inc.===
*Shaggy: Zoinks! I guess friendship really did save the day.
*Scooby: [relieved] Raggy! [laughs in joy]
*Shaggy: Scooby-Doo!
[Scooby runs up to Shaggy and hugs him as do the gang, Falcon Force, Neptunes, Speed Bugs, Penelope and Hong Kong Phooey]
* Daphne: I love you guys.
* Dee Dee: [laughs]
* Brenda: [hugs Shaggy] We all love you. I thought we lost you!
*Jabberjaw: Oh... Group hug, everyone!
[Everyone comes in to embrace Shaggy and Scooby in big group hug then happily laughs; Grape Ape joyfully comes over wraps his arms around every for a bigger warm hug then puts them down.] 
* Velma: You gave us quite a scare, Shaggy
*Hong Kong Phooey: We thought you were a goner in the Underworld.
* Sheriff Stone: And Cerberus would've eaten you alive.
[Shaggy takes Scooby's collar out of his pocket and puts it back on Scooby and Scooby smiles]
*Shaggy: Well, it takes more than a 3-headed monster to keep me away from my best bud.
*Velma: Tank, empath, brain. I finally figured out what you guys are. You're the heart of Mystery, Inc.
[Scooby licks Shaggy as the Neptunes, Speed Bugs and the Falcon Force look happily at them and Dynomutt licks Blue Falcon, which he exclaims in pain]
*Blue Falcon: Ow, ow, oh. Ow!  
*Dynomutt: Sorry. Metal tongue. Shoulda thought that through.
*Penelope: Oh, how I love happy endings.
* Captain Caveman: Heh. [Checks his arm]
*Taffy: Oh, how's your arm?
*Captain Caveman: Feelin' much better. Thank you for letting your cloth heal my arm. Here, you can have it back.
*Taffy: It's alright, keep it. Take it a token of our friendship.
*Captain Caveman: Aw, I don't know what to say.
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*Blue Falcon: Speaking of, [clears through] Captain Caveman, Hong Kong Phooey, Penelope Pitstop. and of course you, Grape Ape. For all of your bravery, determination and daring acts of heroics, I'd like to welcome you all to the Falcon Force!
*Dynomutt: You sure, Brian?
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*Penelope Pitstop: I appreciate the offer, but It's all right. I'm a racer. But if you do need me, give me a hauler.
*Hong Kong Phooey: Same for me. It's cool but think of me as a part-time member
*Blue Falcon. Okay. So, Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, Mystery Inc., Neptunes and Speed Bugs, considerer yourselves honorary members.
===Scene 46===
* Debbie: Wait!
* Dee Dee: What's wrong?
* Debbie: We forgot about Dastardly?
[Dusty chirps]
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*Daphne: What is it little guy?
[Dusty points out to the sky above]
*Dick Dastardly: [Angrily] Put me down, you traitorous tin cans!
[Four flying Rottens chittering, who had captured Dastardly, Muttley, Pandora and Buzzard lower them down, now handcuffed in front on Mystery Inc., the Falcon Force, Speed Bugs, the Neptunes, Penelope Pitstop and Sheriff Bronson Stone.]
*Muttley: [Angrily] Razzum' Frazzum'. Stupid robots.
*Pandora: They are so being replaced!
*Blue Falcon: Time to pay for your crimes, Dick Dastardly.
*Shaggy: Or is it.
[He pulls off Dastardly's mask to reveal he is...]
*Mystery Inc., the Falcon Force, the Speed Bugs, Neptunes, Penelope and Sheriff Stone: Simon Cowell?!
*Pandora: [confused] What?
[Muttley growls]
*Daphne: Wow, that is a solid impersonation.
*Simon Cowell: Thank you. I also played Rum Rum Tuger in my secondary school's production of Cats.
*Penelope: Now, now, hold on now, y'all. Somethin' doesn't add up here.
* Velma: Yeah, this makes no sense. How could he have time to judge the world's greatest talent shows and build a giant airship?
[She pulls off his mask to reveal he is really...]
*Mystery Inc., the Falcon Force, the Speed Bugs, the Neptunes, Penelope and Sheriff Stone: Dick Dastardly?
* Blast-Off Buzzard: Again? Why do you guys keep doing that whenever somebody else gets revealed?
*Dick Dastardly: Drat, drat, drat! Triple Drat! No one ever goes for the double unmasking.
[Muttley snickers]
*Pandora: Listen, Dick, we may not of escaped with the treasure, but at least we a part of it.
*Dick Dastardly: And what's that do you mean, Pandora?
*Pandora: We got Muttley back.
* Dick Dastardly: Well, I suppose your right.
*Blast-Off Buzzard: Fair enough. Still wished I had a gold beak though. Darn it!
*Penelope: Oh, Pandora, I never wanted this happened too you. And Daddy wouldn't want-
*Pandora: Dad's no longer here! You've always been his and mom's favorite! While I, on the other hand, is the black sheep of the family. Always get nothing
*Penelope: That's not true. You know he loves us both the same way.
*Pandora. This is exactly why left the Wacky Racing league, the avoid being in your shadow and pursue my goal of being a supervillain and to be far away from you!
*Penelope Pitstop: That maybe so, but that doesn't mean I'm giving up on you!
[Pandora growls in annoyance!]
* Shelly: And speaking off... [shows every one the treasure chest]
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* Blue Falcon: [To Dastardly] Alright, you're coming with us.
[The Falcon Force carry Dick Dastardly, Muttley, Pandora and Blast-Off Buzzard away to custody with Pandora leaving with them]
*Dick Dastardly: I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you mismatch meddling miscreants!
*Dynomutt: Hmm? [Sees the Debbie, Mark, Tinker tending with a damaged Speed Buggy.] Hey, it's okay. Come with us, we can help fix him. I promise.
*Fred: [to Scooby and Shaggy] Congratulations, you two. You just saved the world.
*Daphne: How do you feel?
* Scooby and Shaggy: hungry.
[the gang and the Neptunes laugh when Shelly then shows them a portion of Alexander's treasure]
* Biff: All of Alexanders loot. Well most of it
* Clamhead: We could afford a new tour bus. 
* Velma: [To the gang] Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking.
* Sheriff Stone: Um, question, people.
* Fred: What, Stone.
* Sheriff Stone: How are we going to get back to Venice?
===Scene 47: Grand-opening===
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*Fred: Oh, man. It's perfect. Wait, Shaggy, where's the DJ you hired?
*Shaggy: Like, they'll be here any minute.  
*Fred: "They"?
[Mystery Inc in the crowd look up as the Falcon Fury appears beaming down, Blue Falcon being the DJ while "I Fly" plays]
*Dynomutt: Surprise!
*Taffy and Brenda: Hey, guys!
*Dee Dee: You know we wouldn't miss your grand opening.
*Keith:[voice] DJ Blue Falcon!!!
[fanfare sounding and crowd cheering]
*Blue Falcon: And that is how you make an entrance. Good job, Keith.
* Keith: Thank you, BF!
*Dee Dee: Also, in addition to your new HQ, Mystery Inc.
*Brenda: We humbly like present to you the new, and improved...-
*Taffy: Awesomely state-of-the-art...
* Dee Dee/Brenda/Taffy: Mystery Machine 2.0!
*Fred: I'm so happy your back.
*Captain Caveman: So this a party.
*Shaggy: Captain C.
*Scooby: Yeah, love the cape.
*Captain Caveman: You think so? I think it looks dashing on me.
*Fred: [to the new Mystery Machine] I'm never, ever losing again.
*Mark: She's not the only who got upgrade, Fred.
*Tinker: Hey, guys!
*Fred: Mark!
*Shaggy: Tinker!
*Daphne: Debbie, you all made it!
*Debbie: Congratulations, Daph. You too, guys 
*Tinker: You'd think we miss this?
*Shaggy: Like, where's Speed Buggy?
*Tinker: He's right here. [whistles]
*Scooby: Speed Buggy?
*Speed Buggy: Hello, Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc.!
*Velma: Jinkies! Nice scientific look!
*Speed Buggy: Thank you, Velma. I've never felt this way in my life!
*Debbie: Try not to let that go to your engine block.
*Speed Buggy: Hey, no matter how I look or change on the outside; I'll always be your Speed Buggy from the inside Tinker.
*Biff: Mind if we join the party?
*Daphne: Guys, you're here too!
*Shelly: I gotta say.
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*Dynomutt: [to Dee Dee] You know, I'm proud of him, but he couldn't have done this without us.
*Dee I know. I am so gonna need a raise.
*Brenda: Dee Dee, come dance with us!.-
*Dee Dee: Coming, girls.
*Hong Kong Phooey: [pops out of the file cabinet thanks to Spot] Hong Kong Phooey is in the house!!
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*Blue Falcon: Dad?
*Dynomutt: What? [gasps] Radley?
*Radley: It's been a long time, old friend. Brian, my son, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
*Blue Falcon: Really? I was worried that I would disappoint because of my lack of matureness or something.
*Radley: You never did, Brian. I always knew that you would carry one the mantle of the Blue Falcon as my succesor.
*Blue Falcon:
*Radley: I love you, son!
*Blue Falcon: I love you too, dad!
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*Radley: Keep up the great work.
*Blue Falcon: I will, dad.
*Radley: And you to, Dog Wonder!
*Dynomutt: Always, BF. **
*Radley: Mystery Incorporated, I presume? I heard you're looking for an investor.
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===Scene 48: Epilogue===
*Velma: Hello?
* Jaime Rivera: Hello, Mystery Inc.? There's been a mysterious sighting in San Pedro. Residents report seeing a phantom tuna trawler and the ghost of an old sea captain.
*Fred: Let's see, There's been a report myself.
*Scooby and Shaggy: G-g-g-ghost?
*Fred: Listen, and the of and ghost. 
*Velma: Looks like we're on the case
*Fred: Let's hit it.
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* Daphne: Hey, Dusty. Watch the shop.
* Fred: What is it?
* Shaggy: What do you say, buddy?
*Scooby-Doo: Let's Scooby-Dooby-Doo it!
===Scene 49: End Credits===
===Scene 50: Post-Credit scene===
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