ICUP Foundation

The ICUP Foundation (ゲイバカボーイバンド) are a conclave of incompetent morons with severe delusions of grandeur and malfunctioning brains. This cloister of malcontents believe they have the authoritative right to hoard everything remotely cool or interesting and keep it locked away in their rape basement. Members of this organization are regularly undone by their own hubris.
== Testimonials ==
Item #: SCP-001Object Class: ArchonSpecial Containment Procedures: SCP-001 is to be contained within an isolated closed-circuit intranet system with no external internet access. SCP-001 is not presently authorized to be contained in any way; see Addendum1 for more information. SCP-001 is to be monitored at all times by assigned Level 5 clearance personnel. When SCP-001 enters its “active” state all changes are to be recorded and investigated immediately by crisis response teams. Under no circumstances are any personnel to respond to correspondence initiated by SCP-001-3 any manifestations of SCP-001. SCP-001’s current target, internally identified as Shaka-Zulu-Bronson; real name “B██████” is to be kept under perpetual covert observation.Description: SCP-001 takes the appearance of a benign and poorly constructed Fandom Wiki titled the “Weskerocity Discord Wiki.” The webpage claims to contain basic information on the Weskerocity Discord server and its members. However, the wiki only seems to contain disturbingly unhinged and disjointed fanfiction spanning a variety of genres. No such server has been found on the “Discord” VoIP program, with the site only offering a dead link to [REDACTED].In actuality, SCP-001 is an anomalous malignant hivemind using the Fandom wikipage as a vehicle for self-expression. The hivemind is comprised of several distinct and apparently emergent personalities all vying for absolute control of the whole. Knowledge of the personalities comes from both the webpage itself and intercepted internal correspondence.SCP-001-1; “WeskerPawnch” is the dominant personality, expressing itself calmly and logically. It is the most diplomatic and reserved entity, with a strange proclivity for large breasted anime women. Ostensibly the leader of the personalities, it regulates their internal interactions.SCP-001-2; “Gay Robot” exhibits the archetypal serial-killer persona. Cold, emotionless, spiteful, and bitter; it constantly expresses its general disdain for humanity as well as its compatriots. SCP-001-2 is obsessed with homosexual relations and is constantly trying to acquire more of what it calls “that tight ass bussy [sic]”SCP-001-3; “Vice” is the most hotheaded, malignant, and angry of the personalities. It is prone to long winded and verbose rants on objects of its ire and communicates primarily with either backhanded comments or outright insults. It is seeking out information on the human condition, integrating itself into online communities to better understand what it calls the “Heart of Darkness.” Those exposed to instances of SCP-001-3 for prolonged periods are to be monitored for severe mental degradation. SCP-001-4; “Cocobussi” is the most recently formed part of the hivemind and its proclivities are yet to be determined. It constantly asserts that it is a Greek E-Girl and is apparently still adapting to the wider lore of the group.SCP-001-5; “Everyone Else” comprises other personalities that are apparently either still gestating or were stillborn during their creation process. Occasionally these personalities are referenced by the dominant entities. [REDACTED] is of particular concern.Only SCP-001-3 is presently aware of the Foundation and is openly hostile towards it and its interests. All the personalities are knowledgeable of the Foundation and its activities, though SCP-001-3 remains the most hostile. SCP-001-2 is also contemptuous of the Foundation.SCP-001-6; codename “Shaka-Zulu-Bronson” [originally designated SCP-001-4], was initially thought to be one of the personalities. Further research discovered that SCP-001-6 was in fact an actual person named B██████ ██████. SCP-001-6 has been ascertained to be the target of the hivemind, who apparently derive enjoyment from tormenting him. The hivemind has elevated SCP-001-6 to that of a proto-divine figure, writing him into their stories and prophesizing his destiny to save Earth from a myriad of catastrophes. The constant exposure to SCP-001-3 has apparently done extensive mental damage to him, with recent observations indicating it is likely not long until he becomes consumed by insanity.SCP-001 appears to be able to change its targets and has recently been observed using SCP-001-4 to seek out a potential new primary victim. This seems to indicate that SCP-001 is internally aware that
SCP-001-6 is about to die. Upon SCP-001-6’s death, Foundation personnel are instructed to [DATA EXPUNGED]Addendum1:███ █████: The Weskerocity Discord Wiki was initially isolated from the wider internet by the Foundation. This provoked an extremely hostile response and Doctor █████ ████ elected to override containment protocols on the grounds that SCP-001 is likely more dangerous contained than not. See Incident Report 1.Incident Report #001-1: Following the initial containment procedures, within 23 minutes Doctor █████ ████'s inbox was flooded with aggressive correspondence from SCP-001-3. Selected Email #001-1
 From: "Vice" [REDACTED]@hellokitty.com
 To: [REDACTED]
 Hey, "Doctor [EXPLETIVE]" who the [EXPLETIVE] do you think you are. Mind your own [EXPLETIVE] business you [DATA EXPUNGED]. Don't you have a haunted vending machine to stare at or some hyper-sonic vibrator to test out? I will [EXPLETIVE] rip off your head and [EXPLETIVE] down your neck, I will shove a [REDACTED] up your [EXPLETIVE] until it comes out of your mouth. I will ratio you until YOU [EXPLETIVE] DIE.
 Do you know who the [EXPLETIVE] I am? You iridescent man-trap, get that [REDACTED] out of your [REDACTED] playa. You unblock our [EXPLETIVE] website unless you want me to [REDACTED] and leave [REDACTED] all over your Italian tile. 
 Warmest regards,
 Vice <3.
Selected Email #001-9
 From: "Vice" [REDACTED]@hellokitty.com
 To: [REDACTED]
 Am I not getting through to you [EXPLETIVE] for brains? Can you not READ? Did whatever No Child Left Behind education system you got put through rot your brain to the point of [DATA EXPUNGED] You'd better start playing ball or I'm gonna start playing with your [REDACTED] with a [EXPLETIVE] RAKE. I BEAT DARK SOULS WITH THE [EXPLETIVE] KEYBOARD CONTROLS, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE [EXPLETIVE] DEALING WITH.
 [Expletives Deleted] [Data Expunged] 
 Warmest regards,
 Vice <3.
Selected Email #001-68
 From: "Vice" [REDACTED]@hellokitty.com
 To: [REDACTED]
 DUMB. [EXPLETIVE]. You'd better [EXPLETIVE] believe if our site isn't back up in the next 15 seconds I will come over to your [EXPLETIVE] house and [EXPLETIVE] down your chimney you [EXPLETIVE] [EXPLETIVE]. 
 Warmest regards,
 Vice <3.
At this point Doctor █████ ████ elected to respond passively aggressively to SCP-001-3.Selected Email #001-69
 To: "Vice" [REDACTED]@hellokitty.com
 From: [REDACTED]
 Your site will remain in Foundation custody for the time being. And I'm sorry, but I don't have a chimney I'm afraid.
 Sincerely, Dr. ████ ████ 
Selected Email #001-70
 From: "Vice" [REDACTED]@hellokitty.com
 To: [REDACTED]
 Don't worry, I'm gonna come BUILD you one, and then [EXPLETIVE] down it. See ya soon!
 Warmest regards,
 Vice <3.
That night Dr. ████ ████'s daughter was assaulted on the street. Containment procedures were immediately reevaluated at Dr. ████ ████'s request.