Random RP Parody

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Created by 	Annie JuranMelanie Putzo
Starring 	AbraelonAnnie JuranCasey TuqiriLulu MalikMelanie DiPrimaMelanie PutzoOctober AmatRP ToolZachmckay Resident
RPing Date(s)	June 06, 2012
Random RP Parody was a summer 2012 improv parody RP.
==Plot==
A group of teens is caught off guard and hunted down by a mysterious killer, Super Banana Crisp. Why they didn't just leave the house is a mystery, other than they were too stupid..
==Synopsis==
I actually don't feel like putting a synopsis for this one, so here's the actual roleplay ;D
[13:25] Braedon Arlington: you look so slutty lol
[13:27] Annie Ross: :<
[13:27] Annie Ross cries and runs away D:
[13:27] Annie Ross: lol jk
[13:27] Braedon Arlington: o.o
[13:27] Annie Ross: oh look i decided to run
[13:27] Annie Ross: :/
[13:27] Braedon Arlington: well you are wearing a 3 inch long skirt
[13:27] Braedon Arlington: who are you Rikku? :/
[13:27] Annie Ross: YES
[13:27] Braedon Arlington: lol.
[13:27] Annie Ross spins and turns into rikku
[13:27] Annie Ross: :|
[13:27] Braedon Arlington: I'll be Paine :|
[13:27] Annie Ross: :/
[13:27] Braedon Arlington rolls backward and is wearing Paine's clothes
[13:28] Annie Ross: LOL.
[13:28] Braedon Arlington: heels, hair, leather & all
[13:28] Braedon Arlington is a drag queen\
[13:28] Annie Ross: hot :D
[13:28] Braedon Arlington dances & smacks you with the blunt side of the sword
[13:28] Annie Ross falls down onto the ground "OW D:"
[13:29] Braedon Arlington spins and is now dressed like Yuna :|
[13:29] Braedon Arlington throws his uber long ponytail at you & ties you up
[13:29] Braedon Arlington skips away & drags you with his ponytail
[13:29] Annie Ross screams and kicks widely
[13:29] Braedon Arlington: lol
[13:29] Annie Ross: AHHHHHHHH!!! <:o
[13:29] Annie Ross: :D?
[13:30] Annie Ross: yaaay yay \o/
[13:31] Annie Ross: my pre-paid card went in
[13:31] Annie Ross: now i have 10k
[13:31] Annie Ross: lol jk i have 6k
[13:31] Annie Ross: :/
[13:32] Braedon Arlington: lol
[13:32] Annie Ross: god i hate this cereal
[13:32] Braedon Arlington: lol
[13:32] Annie Ross opens the window and tosses super banana out the window D:<
[13:33] Braedon Arlington screams like a little girl when Super Banana flies back in and commences to beat you up
[13:34] Annie Ross screams as it does and she would then get thrown through the window
[13:34] Annie Ross: :C
[13:34] Braedon Arlington goes D:> and backs away slowly from Super Banana
[13:35] Braedon Arlington cries when it makes him take his clothes off and molests him :<
[13:35] Annie Ross: o.o
[13:36] Annie Ross wakes up and blinks as she is outside "What happened :|"
[13:36] ZachMcKay: :O
[13:36] Braedon Arlington is dead on the table with cum everywhere o.O
[13:36] Toby Amat whispers: WHAT HAPPENED
[13:36] Annie Ross climbs back into the room and screams bloody murder
[13:36] Annie Ross: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[13:36] Toby Amat: AAAAAARGHSH!
[13:37] Annie Ross: AHHHHHHHHHHH BLOODY MURDER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[13:37] Annie Ross: :D?
[13:37] Toby Amat: AAHHHH LOL AHHHHHHH!
[13:37] Toby Amat: QUICK WE HAVE TO HIDE THE BODY
[13:37] Toby Amat: CAUSE THE KILLERS STILL HERE AND THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO OFF ALONE
[13:37] ZachMcKay goes O_O "Why are you naked?"
[13:38] Toby Amat: I was partying hard
[13:38] Toby Amat: LULU
[13:38] Toby Amat: TAKE THE DEAD BODY
[13:38] Toby Amat: HIDE IT
[13:38] Lulu Malik: lolk
[13:38] Annie Ross nods "OK THAT MAKES SENSE LETS GO!"
[13:38] Annie Ross runs off to her room
[13:38] Lulu Malik picks Braedon up by his ear and drags him outside
[13:39] ZachMcKay slaps toby's ass C:
[13:39] Lulu Malik: Ok
[13:39] Lulu Malik: dead body taken care of
[13:39] ZachMcKay continues to slap toby's ass
[13:39] Lulu Malik hands Toby some shorts
[13:39] ZachMcKay: :O!
[13:40] Toby Amat: What's Annie doing
[13:40] Annie Ross: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
[13:40] Toby Amat: :o
[13:40] Toby Amat gets hit by the door as it shuts
[13:40] Toby Amat: >:O
[13:40] Lulu Malik: lol.
[13:40] ZachMcKay: LAWLAW.
[13:40] ZachMcKay: wtf
[13:41] ZachMcKay: LAWL.
[13:41] Lulu Malik: lo.
[13:41] Lulu Malik: ...
[13:41] Lulu Malik: lol lawlaw
[13:41] Shitface: I HEARD THERE WAS A PARTY
[13:41] ZachMcKay bangs on the door without even checking if it is locked "Annie open up D:"
[13:41] Lulu Malik: nope
[13:41] Lulu Malik: go away
[13:41] Shitface: oh ok :(
[13:42] ZachMcKay: dont be rude to shitface D:
[13:42] Shitface goes to the bathroom to shower & briefly screams when an axe comes flying through the window, hits her in the face & kills her.
[13:42] ZachMcKay: oh.
[13:42] ZachMcKay: :/
[13:42] Lulu Malik: WHAT WAS THAT
[13:42] Lulu Malik: LETS INVESTIGATE
[13:42] ZachMcKay checks the door and finds it unlocked
[13:42] Lulu Malik: BLACK MEN FIRST
[13:43] ZachMcKay opens it "FIRST LETS FIND ANNIE D:"
[13:43] ZachMcKay opens the closet door and finds Annie as she falls out dead :|
[13:43] Lulu Malik screams
[13:43] Toby Amat screams
[13:43] ZachMcKay screams
[13:44] Toby Amat: lol.
[13:44] ZachMcKay: xD
[13:44] Annie Ross is dead D:
[13:44] Toby Amat: I NEVER EVEN GOT MY OBLIGATORY SEX SCENE
[13:44] ZachMcKay: ONWARD TO SHITFACE!
[13:44] Toby Amat: ZACH
[13:44] ZachMcKay: WHAT
[13:44] Toby Amat: WE HAVE TO HAVE SEX REAL QUICK
[13:44] Toby Amat has sex real quick
[13:44] Toby Amat: ok done
[13:44] ZachMcKay: o.o
[13:44] Lulu Malik: lul.
[13:44] ZachMcKay: WHAT ARE YOU FLASH?
[13:44] Toby Amat: yes
[13:45] ZachMcKay: OH OK
[13:45] Toby Amat: BLACK MAN COMING THROUGH
[13:45] ZachMcKay: OK
[13:45] Toby Amat rips the door off the hinges
[13:45] ZachMcKay: :D
[13:45] ZachMcKay: O_O
[13:45] ZachMcKay: DAMN
[13:45] Toby Amat: oh
[13:45] Toby Amat: she's posing
[13:45] ZachMcKay: lmfao
[13:45] Shitface is dead, posing, with an axe in her face
[13:45] Shitface: And her ass.
[13:45] Lulu Malik: that's unfortunate
[13:45] ZachMcKay goes O_o
[13:46] ZachMcKay: she was so young :C
[13:46] ZachMcKay: 35
[13:46] Lulu Malik: lmfao
[13:46] Lulu Malik: I'M DYING
[13:46] Lulu Malik: I'M CACKLING LIKE A WITCH
[13:46] Lulu Malik: omg.
[13:46] ZachMcKay: xD
[13:46] Lulu Malik: that was funny
[13:46] Lulu Malik: lol
[13:46] Shitface: Shut up Lulu
[13:46] Shitface punches her
[13:46] ZachMcKay: HOLY CRAP ZOMBIE
[13:46] Lulu Malik takes it but stands there like a wall :|
[13:46] ZachMcKay screams like a girl and runs away
[13:47] Shitface dies again
[13:47] Lulu Malik: well that was strange
[13:47] Toby Amat: yes, very
[13:47] Toby Amat: ZACH?
[13:47] Toby Amat: WHERE ARE YOU!
[13:47] Toby Amat: I'M TOO STUPID TO USE MY MINIMAP
[13:47] Toby Amat picks the door up
[13:47] ZachMcKay has a panic attack "I DONT KNOW IT'S LIKE EMPTY:
[13:48] Toby Amat: oh
[13:48] ZachMcKay: OH GOD THE CEREAL BOX! NOOOOOOOOO!
[13:48] Toby Amat: we lost the door
[13:48] Toby Amat: :|
[13:48] Toby Amat: THE HOUSE ATE THE DOOR
[13:48] Toby Amat screams and takes his clothes off
[13:48] Casey Ross: i'm home
[13:48] Toby Amat: o.o
[13:48] Casey Ross: :O
[13:48] Toby Amat: Who the fuck are you
[13:48] Toby Amat: and
[13:48] Toby Amat: and
[13:48] Toby Amat: WHERE'S MY JUNK
[13:48] Casey Ross: Annie's sister
[13:48] Toby Amat squeals and dies
[13:48] Casey Ross: and OMG YOU'RE A GIRL
[13:49] Casey Ross: :|
[13:49] Casey Ross: ANNIE
[13:49] Toby Amat has no vag, just a missing penis
[13:49] Lulu Malik: OH GOD TOBY
[13:49] Casey Ross screams and commits suicide
[13:49] Lulu Malik: Zach D:>
[13:50] Casey Ross logs off since she has no dead animations!
[13:50] Lulu Malik doesn't care Casey is dead cause no one knows her, she's just some crazy chick :D
[13:50] Lulu Malik: ZACH WHERE ARE YOU
[13:50] ZachMcKay screams
[13:51] Lulu Malik: oh
[13:51] Lulu Malik: look
[13:51] Lulu Malik: it's the repetition killer
[13:51] ZachMcKay: i'm not dead :o
[13:51] Lulu Malik: cause you and toby fell down in the same pose
[13:51] Lulu Malik: OH YAY
[13:51] ZachMcKay: i just tripped on a box
[13:51] ZachMcKay: OH GOD YOUR ARMPITS
[13:51] Lulu Malik lays down under you
[13:51] ZachMcKay DIES FROM THE SMELL
[13:52] Lulu Malik sniffs her armpit and goes o.o
[13:52] Lulu Malik vanishes
[13:52] ZachMcKay: jk
[13:52] ZachMcKay: oh she's gone
[13:52] ZachMcKay stands up
[13:52] ZachMcKay: WOOHOO I'M THE SOLE SURVIVOR
[13:53] Melanie Hart: I'M HOME FROM A COSPLAY CONVENTION
[13:53] Melanie Hart: :o
[13:53] Melanie Hart rubs her face and morphs it back into Melanie like clay
[13:53] Elisa Evans: LIKE WHERE AM I?
[13:53] Melanie Hart: In my house, get out
[13:54] Elisa Evans: LIKE NO d:
[13:54] Elisa Evans turns and sees a dead body "NVM BYE"
[13:54] Melanie Hart screams like the Hulk, picks you up, and throws you out the window
[13:54] Melanie Hart: or not
13:54] Elisa Evans screams as the ao makes her go flying into the wall and slams into it falling onto the ground
[13:54] Melanie Hart: lol.
[13:55] Melanie Hart sighs at Toby's dead body
[13:55] Melanie Hart rubs the area where his crotch should be & makes it reappear
[13:56] Toby Amat has an erection.
[13:56] Melanie Hart: o.o
[13:56] Melanie Hart: OH YOU AGAIN
[13:56] Melanie Hart picks the cereal box up and tosses it out the door
[13:56] Melanie Hart: I SAID GO AWAY FREDWIN
[13:57] Melanie Hart: I DONT WANT YOU IN MY VAG ANYMORE, WE BROKE UP
[13:57] Melanie Hart: SLUT
[13:57] Melanie Hart slams the door
[13:57] Elisa Evans: :O
[13:58] Elisa Evans goes :O even more as the cereal box announce that he's the killer!
[13:58] Melanie Hart goes >:(
[13:58] Melanie Hart levitates and shoots the cereal box with her hand beams
[13:58] Elisa Evans runs away and hides in melanie's room
[13:59] Melanie Hart watches as the cereal box lights on fire and dies.
[13:59] Melanie Hart: The cereal box is dead
[13:59] Melanie Hart: NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RANDOM GIRL
[13:59] ZachMcKay: Annie's dead
[13:59] ZachMcKay: :C
[13:59] Melanie Hart: I'm aware
[14:00] Melanie Hart snaps her fingers & shuts the door, but also teleports Elisa outside
[14:00] Elisa Evans jumps and rips zach's shirt off and stabs him in the stomach and then turns to melanie about to stab her but is suddenly outside.
[14:00] Melanie Hart goes o.o
[14:00] ZachMcKay goes D:
[14:00] Melanie Hart goes o.o
[14:00] ZachMcKay goes D:
[14:00] Melanie Hart goes o.o
[14:00] ZachMcKay falls on the ground belleding ot dead
[14:00] ZachMcKay: bleeding to*
[14:00] ZachMcKay: lol.
[14:01] Melanie Hart snaps her fingers & heals Zach's wounds.
[14:01] ZachMcKay: oh thanks
[14:01] Melanie Hart: loljk
[14:01] ZachMcKay suddenly explodes for no reason now.
[14:01] Melanie Hart: lmao
[14:01] Melanie Hart lawls
[14:01] ZachMcKay: xD
[14:01] Melanie Hart puts a protective barrier around the house & keeps Elisa out :D
[14:02] Melanie Hart: loljk >:(
[14:02] Melanie Hart lifts her hands to the air & pulls the barrier in, she then sends it flying back out and the house explodes & is just a pile of rubble, fire, smoulder, & ash >:(
[14:03] Melanie Hart: THE END
==Deaths==
#Braedon - Molested to death.
#Shitface - Axed in the face (and the ass.)
#Annie - Who knows? She was dead in the closet.
#Toby - Discovered his crotch was missing and died of fright.
#Casey - Committed suicide after finding Annie's body.
#Lulu - Sniffed her own armpit and faded away.
#Super Banana Crisp - Destroyed by Melanie's laser beams.
#Zach - Randomly exploded.
#Elisa/Melanie - They probably died in the explosion. I don't really know.
==Cast==
Abraelon as Himself/Braedon Arlington
Annie Juran as Herself/Annie Ross
Casey Tuqiri as Herself/Casey Ross
Kayla Burt as Elisa Evans
Lulu Malik as Herself
Melanie DiPrima as Shitface
Melanie Putzo as Herself cosplaying as Amora
October Amat as Himself/Toby Amat
RP Tool as Super Banana Crisp
Zachmckay Resident as Himself/Zach McKay
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