Captain Ahab versus Jean-Luc Picard

thumb|right|335 px Captain Ahab versus Jean-Luc Picard is the eleventh battle of the first season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the eleventh battle overall. Both competitors are famous captains.
==Battle Information==
HarryPotter2875 as Ahab
Zombielicker as Picard
Beat by EmteeBeats (End of the World)
Release Date: June 25, 2013
===SoundCloud Links===
https://soundcloud.com/mancha-4/captain-ahab-versus-jean-luc
==Lyrics==
CALL ME AHAB!
Ahab:No wait, don’t bother, I’ll leave before this battle even starts!You know, since I’m a badass, and you’re just an old fart!I bet you think you’re so stylish with that damn red shirt of yoursWhy don’t you go make like old Kirk and find yourself a few whoresI’d love to live to see the day when you crash your damn shipBut for now, Call me YOUR Captain, and suck my silicon chip!Baldie, I’ve got less respect for you than Hikaru Fucking Sulu!Prepare to die in this brawl like the red men always do!
Picard:Well we’ve made First Contact, and now I’ll start my InsurrectionIt should be simple since you’re busy with your big Dick and your erectionYou’re insane, Captain Ahab, haven’t you realized that yet?I’ll verbally destroy you and shove a harpoon in your chest!It's the Next Generation of dissing and I can handle it with graceSo watch out before I shoot you and Starbuck into Deep SpaceYou ejaculate chasing fuck! Tell me, how's the Pequod handling?Wicked King! Excuse me while you die in the sea, a-strangling.
Ahab:You call those rhymes? I call it a catastrophe times 10!While, I happen to spit raps hotter than a fresh cayenne!I’m a real captain, you’re just a loser boy from ‘space’So shut your mouth or I’ll get my peg-leg and kick your face!‘WHY THE FUCK’ are there so many memes about this retard?Hoist the sails matey’s, let’s show this bastard a true bombard!So what will be your next move, you Frenchy fucked-up Mr. Clean?I’ll destroy you, Jean-Luc, along with the whole of Starfleet!
Picard:I’m getting tired of this Enterprise, so let me close this up nicely.I think I know a way to drag you down precisely and concisely!So Avast! You’re outclassed! My Nemesis in battle!I think a facepalm is required as reaction to your mindless prattle!Mr Data! Lock the Target! Mr. Worf! Fire phasers!We’ll shoot this asshole down and crush him like a ‘Nilla Wafer!You better watch yourself as I finish off this gang bangSo why don’t you go fuck yourself with your little Moby Wang
==Trivia==
*This is the second battle to feature HarryPotter2875 as a guest star.
*Some of the lines from this battle were adapted from a scrapped battle, Captain America versus Jean-Luc Picard.
*This battle is an intentional spin-off, or sequel battle, to Christopher Columbus versus Captain Kirk.
*One of the crew's favorite lines ever is "Frenchy fucked-up Mr. Clean"
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