Speedy Cat

thumb|right|A rendition of the epic Speedy Cat battle, done bye Skythe, MoogleEXE, MasterT, _outlaw, Jazzeh, and DD.
From left to right: Gattsu, Dist's chair, Dist, Giant enemy crab, Hadouken, Gunflame, Shoop da woop, Speedy cat, Bubblemix, Sol Badguy, Doriftu Ryu, the rush of air trailing behind Speedycat. 
Speedy Cat is part of the Triumvirate of Eurobeat, along with Pun Pun Beam and My Sweet Banana. Speedy Cat is a tale of a female racer who is speedy. Really, that's about all you can get out of the absurd and incoherent lyrics. Even for eurobeat it really doesn't make any sense. It also has a disappointing lack of sexual innuendos, but the fact that it's about cars makes up for this, seeing as all eurobeat is about sex or cars. Even for fans of eurobeat, Speedy Cat is a little mind boggling, though not on the level of the other two members of the triumvirate.
Speedy Cat sure is speedy.
== External Links ==
*The Speedy Cat web page.
Category: Epic