That 1700s' Show Pilot Script

==That 1700s' Show - Pilot - Season 1==
( Show Logo Pops up, then go right into Show )
Hyde : listen to me Forman! Go get the rum! and uh.. i'll give ya 20 bucks.
Eric : Why cant Kelso do it?
Kelso : Because i uh..... COMING JACKIE!
( Laughter )
( Kelso Runs out door )
Eric : Fine, but. If Red catches me.. im dead ya know right?
( Kelso walks back in )
Kelso : Yea we know. thats why were sending you!
( Laughter )
Hyde : Just dont get caught!
( Eric runs upstairs )
Donna : Hes Dead.
Hyde : Sooooo Dead.
Kelso : Burn!!!!!!!
Hyde : Kelso how is that a burn?
Kelso : i dont know, i just felt like saying burn.... GEEZ HYDE!
( Fez walks in door )
Fez : Alright! which one of you is sending me Hate mail!
Donna : Fez what are you talking about?
Fez : I got a letter saying Fez Get over here for some Rum!
( Laughter )
Hyde : Rum is a drink Fez...
Fez : oh.... in my country, Rum means Death....
( Laughter
( Switch to Eric, Upstairs )
Red : Eric! what are you doing with those rums?
Eric : putting them in the Ice Bucket?
Red : You Knucklehead.
( Laughter )
Its the Middle of Summer! you cant put them outside!
Eric : Then what do i do with them?
Bob : Hey Red!
Red : uh... hi Bob.
Bob : Hey Eric.
Eric : Hello Mr. Pinciotti.
Bob : Red i was wondering. ( Eric runs off after Red turns to face Bob ) Would you like to work, at my new Store?
Red : Go home Bob.
( Laughter )
Kitty : Hahaha! Well Red! Be ncie to bob. hes your friend.
Red : Friend? Ha. Hes a Knucklehead!
( Laughter )
Bob : Suit yourself.
Midge : Bob....
Bob : Yes Dear?
Midge : a Tree fell on our house.
Bob : What!?
Kitty : Oh Midge! im so sorry! Red, isnt there something you wanna Say?
Red : Yea... go home bob.
( Laughter )
( Theme Song Opening With Stars names )
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