Conk Can

Conk Can is a popular soda company originating from Pendleberry, as well as a Sub-branch of Clinko Industries.
== Summary ==
On his company's 5th anniversary, Clinko underwent the sacred investment ritual that involved a dartboard, a blindfold, and 3 of his ex-wives. After the firemen left, soda was deemed the winning product. After building the headquarters over an old nuclear power plant, Conk Can soon took the town by storm and proved an instant success.
== Recipe ==
Although the drink's recipe has constantly changed to accommodate new trends and special events, there are elements that have remained consistent enough to form a base recipe. Said ingredients include:
* Sugar
* Sugar
* Even more sugar
* Caffeine
* Kitchen Grease
* Weasel milk
* Nuclear waste (Hey, that stuff had to go somewhere.)
* Expired eggnog
* Gutter oil
==Flavours==
Conk_can_designs-Lovely_Lime.png|Lovely Lime. Rumored to have been the original Conk Can flavor. It is said the flavor was achieved by extracting irradiated lemons from a nearby lemon farm.
Conk_can_designs-Spicy_Snow.png|Spicy Snow. In an attempt to capitalize on Pendleberry's first hot Christmas, this brew was concocted using frozen lime and peppercorns. The product was shortly pulled from the shelves due to some unfortunate implications towards cocaine.
File:Conk_can_designs-Witchy_Wax_Gourd.png|Witchy Wax Gourd. A halloween special drink. More info on it can be found here.
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