Wolverine versus Shredder

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Wolverine versus Shredder is the thirteenth battle of the third season of Uber Rap Battles of Fiction, therefore being the forty-sixth battle overall. It features part of the X-Men clan, Wolverine, against main antagonist of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Shredder.
==Battle Information==
AccordionChick as Shredder
ZombieLicker as Wolverine
Beat by Hollywood Legend Productions
Released on March 5, 2015
==Lyrics==
Shredder:Shredder origins! This outlaw crash-landed in JapanExosuit en route to slice this dick into an X-ManYou techno-drone on and on, but I spit my rhymes, First Class!I'll burn your sides right off and put my Foot up your ass!You're a gluttonous mutt, weaker than real wolverinesTried to fuck Phoenix, but he couldn't get into here JeansI'm a Beast, Forever! Cutting remarks and a sharp wit!It's time for this mutation to come out of the Claw-set!
Wolverine:You'd better watch it, bub! I'm the best there is at what I do!I'll leave you skewered on my fist like mutagen, your raps ooze!I Marvel at your timelines, ready to Ch'rell Shock an UtromBringing your downfall! You've no Foot left to stand on!Howlett at the moon! I'll show you Logan's better!It's great to grate through Shredder like a block of sharp cheddar!Cook up some turtle soup and pair it with alien sushiYou'll get licked when I beat down the last Oroku; Yoshi!I've got the healing factor to make your pain multiplyFor your Saki, I've shown what I do best is not niceWith rhymes cooler than Iceman and the Canadian winterWatch out! Because adamantium stings more than a Splinter!
Tengu Shredder:You think it takes two to Tengu with an overlord this brutalBut not even your Avengers could try to cut short this feud-alTime to make you samu-writhe with Murasama Blade and I'llSmash your head in; leave you even more brained than Krang!Keep your S.H.I.E.L.D. up, Logan, you're facing the Sign of the DragonBut it's terribly apparent that Hugh don't know Jack, man!I'll send you to Hell again, but by my hand, you see?Letting you commit seppuku would be too kind of me!
Wolverine:Punt you back to the sewer! I'm doing this just for kicksI'm a real Juggernaut, bitch! Your death won't be 4Kids!That you're slower than turtles helps this Savage hero proveIt's not the first time a mutant truly decimated you!
==Trivia==
TBA
Category:Season 3
Category:Storm Eight