The Lorax

This page takes a bit from the Dr.Seuss Wiki
==Description==
The Lorax is a magical creature within the Skin Man Universe, and is directly involved with Brad T saving his Momther T from Jack Black in In a Skmal. The Lorax is also the reason Hip Toddler and Evil Man were able to find Silas' house in Skin Man 4. The Lorax is mostly depicted as one who speaks for the trees, an alcoholic Cheeto Puff, and a wise mentor to young children.
==Backstory==
=== The Beginning===
The Lorax is an ancient being, brought into creation 420 Million years ago by Silas when the first tree came into existence. The Lorax was made to act as an emissary for trees and nature in general, but there was one problem with this, there were no humans to fuck up nature for the next 420 Million years.
Because of this, The Lorax was horribly bored as balls for a very long time. Because of this, he spent most of his time sleeping in tree stumps. But, of course, he couldn't sleep for all that time, so one day, when he was really bored, The Lorax invented alcohol.
=== Alcoholism (and More) ===
For millions of years The Lorax partied it up, getting drunk with Bar-ba-loots and Swomee-Swans and shit.
Since then, he has traveled the world, speaking for the trees and protecting nature. He very specifically has a connection with the emperor of China.
The Lorax also has unknown connection with Silas, somehow knowing where he lived in Skin Man 4.
The Lorax also owns James Madison's frozen head.