Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 2

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The 2nd installment Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It has the warrior prince of Macedon, Alexander The Great, against 37th president of the United States, Richard Nixon. John F. Kennedy comes in as a third party rapper. It was uploaded November 21st, 2012.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Alexander the Great, Richard Nixon, and John F. Kennedy
==Lyrics==
===Alexander The Great:===
Alright, here we go, let's get this on!
This silly president's about to get crushed by the King of Macedon!
I'm the wisest of the lot, tutored by Aristotle!
You could learn from me, after all, i'm the perfect role model,
We all know you're a crook, stop lying and confess!
That speech was the worst thing i've heard since your Inaugural Address!
You probably feel defeated now, Dicky Boy, but just wait,
I'll ruin your rapping career like a verbal Watergate!
===Richard Nixon:===
What do you think you're doing, challenging a man like me?
You can say what you want, but you're the one who's "Dicky",
Trying to beat me is like solving the Gordian Knot, you can't do it!
You even got on Deadliest Warrior, but guess what? You blew it!
The ladies all love ya', our so i've been told,
So did the mosquitos, when you died at 30 years old!
I'm not sure who had it worse, you or Mao Zedong,
It's a rap battle, not diplomacy, but i'll own your ass like it's ping pong!
===John F. Kennedy:===
You think you're so good?
===Richard Nixon:===
Who, who are you?
===John F. Kennedy:===
I thought you would've known....
===Richard Nixon:===
Well, we don't.
===John F. Kennedy:===
I got three letters for ya',
J...F...K!
That's right! It's John F. Kennedy, back from the dead!
I could be hanging out in heaven, but i'm dealing with you guys instead!
Now Alex, i'm a sucker for young guys, I must admit,
But if you cry when you died in battle, that's just tough shit!
And Dicky Boy, as your "friend" likes to call you, I thought you'd well,
But you and all your stupid friends can walk straight to Hell!
Alexander was a fail, and Nixon's just bizarre,
So from me and all the good rappers, Au Revoir!
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 Who Won?
 Alexander The Great
 Richard Nixon
 John F. Kennedy
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