IPhone 8

The iPhone 8 would have been the successor to the iPhone 7. It never got out of beta testing. It was like the iPhone 7, except that there were new features based on magic. However, to make room for all the new magical apps, they removed all the old apps, including the phone app. However, Apple violated the truth in advertising laws by calling it a phone. This made Chuck Norris angry so much that he killed Steve Jobs by spitting on him (even though Steve pretended he was better than Chuck to avoid being killed). There are only a few dozen in circulation. It is the only iPhone to be AWESOME! 
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