Washing THE old person/transcript

[Opening Scene: Jellyfish Fields]
SpongeBob: (laughs) “You’re it, Patrick! You can’t catch me!”
Patrick: (panting) “Oh yes, I can, SpongeBob! You can’t outrun a star…fish!”
(They both laugh and run into Old Man Walker and Old Man Jenkins arguing.)
Old Man Walker: “I’m telling you, Jenkins, I’ve been around longer than any coral in this sea!”
Old Man Jenkins: “Ha! I’ve seen more moons than you’ve seen bubbles, Walker!”
SpongeBob: “What seems to be the problem, gentlemen?”
Old Man Jenkins: “We’re trying to settle who’s the elder statesman of the sea!”
Patrick: “Why not have a contest? SpongeBob and I can be the judges!”
----[Middle Scene: Bikini Bottom Town Square]
(Sandy sets up the competition area with scientific equipment.)
Sandy: “Alrighty, y’all! Let’s keep this competition fair and square!”
(Mermaid Man bursts onto the scene in his Invisible Boatmobile.)
Mermaid Man: “Evildoers beware! Mermaid Man is here to protect the innocent!”
SpongeBob: “Actually, Mermaid Man, it’s just a friendly competition!”
(Plankton sneaks in disguised as an old man.)
Plankton: (in a shaky voice) “Hello, fellow old-timers! Mind if I join in?”
----[Climax: Storytelling Contest]
(Old Man Walker and Old Man Jenkins are telling stories. Plankton tries to sneak away but is spotted by Gary.)
Plankton: “Now’s my chance! The formula will be mine!”
Gary: (meows suspiciously)
(Squidward, trying to relax nearby, gets caught up in the chase.)
Squidward: “Oh, not again! Can’t I have one day without any nonsense?”
(Gary chases Plankton, who runs into a bubble trap set by SpongeBob and Patrick.)
SpongeBob: “Gotcha, Plankton!”
Patrick: “Looks like the only thing you’re stealing today is… uh… a bubble bath!”
----[Conclusion: Krusty Krab]
(Everyone is gathered at the Krusty Krab, enjoying a feast.)
Old Man Jenkins: “You know, Walker, maybe it doesn’t matter who’s older.”
Old Man Walker: “You’re right, Jenkins. It’s the memories we make that count.”
Mr. Krabs: “And the money! Don’t forget the money!”
(Everyone laughs.)
SpongeBob: “And so, we learn that every day is a gift, no matter how old you are!”
----[Closing Scene: Jellyfish Fields]
(SpongeBob and Patrick resume their game of bubble tag as the sun sets.)
SpongeBob: “Ready for another round, Patrick?”
Patrick: “Always ready, SpongeBob! Last one to the jellyfish is a rotten clam!”
(They laugh and run off into the sunset.)
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