It's A WTLNetwork Double Feature!

==Synopsis==
==Plot==
===The Engines Had Decided To...===
Henry and Gordon are lonely when Thomas leaves the yard to poop, because they have more coaches to fuck and they have to fetch their own cocks. Their grumbling causes the Fat Controller a great deal of trouble.
Gordon is going on the turntable at the end of the line, but the Fat Controller has built it to explode. Gordon complains to Thomas that, while it doesn't matter where Thomas fucks, it is not the Proper Thing for the important engines should not have to shunt trucks from behind, fetch shit and go on dirty dicks.
Gordon runs the Fat Controller over as he goes onto the turntable, but his pingas upsets the balance of the Force and he is fucked. He has to go backwards when he is taking his train, and some wankers think he is a tank engine to kill. Thomas asks Gordon if he is playing with his sausage, and advises him to scrap his dick and get a nice vagina instead.
Gordon, Henry and James then decide to make the Fat Controller look silly by exploding.
===Intermission===
The intermission consists of a parody of the nameplates seen in between episodes on the Thomas and Friends video tapes. It features characters seen in WTLNetwork's poops to the tune of The Breakfast Song.
===Gordon Pulls The Very Dirty Dicks===
One day Edward is in the shed making a scary face, but the fireman feels sorry for him and asks him if he would like to cum. Edward is delighted, and works hard to cum all day. That night he tells the engines he is going to cum again tomorrow.
The next morning Edward sees Gordon, who is not pulling coaches but some very dirty dicks. Edward laughs at Gordon and goes to find some more drugs.
Gordon's driver and fireman talk to him gaily, but he can't pull the trucks up the hill. Edward announces to Gordon that he is ready. Edward then runs down to the station. His fireman gives him a blowjob and his driver promises to get his vagina tomorrow. Edward is not impressed.
==Characters==
* Ringo Starr
* Henry
* Gordon
* Thomas
* The Fat Controller
* James
* Awesome Gordon
* Awesome James
* Awesome Henry
* Emo Henry
* The Wanking Policeman
* Gio Compario
* The Breakfast
* The Butler
* Jedward
* Edward
* Edward's driver
* Fireman Sam
* Gordon's driver
* Gordon's fireman
* Edward's fireman
Category:Poops