The LittleBigPlanet Movie (rando cut)

The LittleBigPlanet Movie also know in Japan as LittleBigPlanet is a 2027 animated film created by Guillermo del Toro, it is an allegory for the Drake-Kendrick Lamar feud of 2024. The movie details the life of Joe, a 9 year old boy goes into his favorite video game and goes on adventures with a sentient hand-crafted doll that wants to stop Negativitron from kidnapping children and re-using their energy for renewable resources.
The movie contained two versions, one of them was for adverrtising the Minecraft movie and was the films first draft, it was cancelled and went straight to streaming service Peacock, this was known as the rando cut. The other version of the movie was much more explicit, and dark, it's edginess transcended edge itself, this was known as the Guillermo del Toro cut.
This article will go over the rando cut. For the Guillermo del Toro cut, please see this, and don't cancel me.
== Synopsis ==
== Plot ==
== Cast ==
* Kendrick Lamar as Sackboy
* Drake as Negativitron
* Tom Holland as The King
* Kris Tyson as The Queen
* Mr. Beast as Avalone Centripude
* Chris Pratt as Mario
* P Diddy as OddSock
* Donald J. Trump as Zola
== Characters ==
=== Sackboy ===
==== Personality ====
Sackboy was a kind, kindred spirit, he was always determined and relentless. He always went out of his way to fight for what he believed was right, Sackboy developed a strong and fierce moral compass and believed that hurting was wrong. He made sure to be the best in everyone, when Sackboy was just little he looked up to Classic Sonic as inspiration for being the good in everyone.
But, that all changed when he Sony broke up the partnership with him. All that good will and faith that hes fought for was all for naught, quickly the world went to rot and he saw that all of his efforts and pain and suffering was all for nothing. He was worthless, and he decided that if everything turned out to be worthless, then maybe he should rule the world and force it to have worth.
Sackboys personality shifted to a dark, brooding, rebellious unc. However, one thing never changed with, he never gave up, he was strong, determined, and relentless to fight for what he believed was right even if what he thought was right was developing a drug addiction and starting wars. Despite his strong resolve and new moral compass, his firocity was starting to slip away as he lost his friends and fell to a deep depression.
==== History ====
===== Childhood =====
Sackboy doesn't have a childhood. He popped into existence, or did he? No one really knows, he's just a guy, but one thing's for certain, screw that guy, I hate sackboy, you know what, I hate him, and his stupid personality, both of them, what's that? Personal opinions from the author are unprofessional for wikipedia articles? I don't care, shut the hell up reader, I don't care about your opinions, everyone is entitled to my opinion exclusively, all of you lack media literacy and reading comprehension in general so you can just screw off, really, you'll never understand media, and you won't understand movies, and clearly the people wo made this stupid movie won't understand media either, so you can jus-
===== Teenage Years =====
Sackboy would spend his teenage years trying to make a difference, he would inspire and instill passion into the youth. He would be creative, and loved worldwide, he felt this love and compassion deeply and wanted to share it with the world. Then, he finally made it, all his hardwork had finally payed off when Sony emailed him saying that they want to make a video game with Sackboy. 
Now, Sackboy could spread love in his favorite way, interactive experiences with his new best friend, Mark Zuckerburg. Sackboy had met Mark Zuckerburg on his trip to Playstation studios when he took a break from the car ride to visit Toys R Us. And, to be honest, I hate this world for shutting down Toys R' Us, frankly Sackboy was right, none of yall deserve hapiness, let alone to live, you should've just consumed more products and gave more money to the corporate overlords at Toys R' Us to be honest, like seriously, ya'll needa do better.
While at the Toys R' Us, Mark Zuckerburg declares to Sackboy that the two of them will make the Meta Quest 4 is Sackboys game is successful. Sackboy and Mark Zuckerburg starts to bond together more and become best friends, after they become best friends they go to the back of the store and violently make out. Astrobot then walks in on the both of them, and a awkward silence fills the air, Astrobot closes the door and runs away.
So Sackboy goes to Playstation studios and walks in on an investors meeting that was interrupted by Astrobot yelling slurs and complaining about Sackboy using discriminatory language. The Playstation investors and executives decide to fire Sackboy. Astrobot could not contain his rage for any longer and starts stomping on Sony executives and goes on a violent massacre, dubbing it the Playstation massacre of 2024.
Sackboy, truly traumatized and perplexed by the whole traumatic event, his dreams and hopes of having a Playstation game utterly crushed to crumbs, Sackboy has an emotional breakdown looking at all the pain and suffering that Astrobot gave. So, Sackboy puts on a red coat, and a non discipt symbol and yells "it's Sacking time" and throws his red liquid all over the place and puts on a brown mustache.
Sackboy would spend the rest of his teenage youth trying to plot a plan and a conspiracy to take over all of reality. If he can't have dreams and hopes then no one can. Sackboy builds an army of loyal soldiers, willing to do anything for him. Sackboy manipulates people with his music, however he is tricking people into thinking that he's the one writing his music, truth be told, he's using Parappa the rappa as a ghost writer.