Beavis and Butt-Head Do Atlantis/Transcript

== Transcript ==
MTV Entertainment Studios
Paramount Pictures
"...in a single day and night of misfortune, the island of Atlantis disappeared into the depths of the sea. -Plato, 360 B.C."
(The Reptoids traversed many galaxies, looking for a new territory to rule until they found Earth. Landing near Atlantis, the Reptoids set out to destroy the Atlanteans and rule their land. But the Atlanteans were not willing to give up their paradise and a great war ensued. Suddenly, there was a earthquake and tsunami which sank Atlantis to the depths of Hollow Earth. The Altantean letters turn to Beavis and Butt-Head Do Atlantis.)
Highland High School
(Beavis and Butt-Head are screwing around by shooting marshmallows at the chalkboard.)
Van Driessen: Okay class, today we're going to talk about Hollow Earth. Hollow Earth is a subterranean land that lives in our very own Earth. Hollow Earth has strange wildlife, dinosaurs, beings though to be a myth, and lastly Atlantis.
Butt-Head: Ehhhh, is he talking about a city or a titan? Uh huh huh.
Beavis: Um, I was thinking a titan. Like Godzilla.
Van Driessen: The sinking of Atlantis actually saved the Atlanteans rather than destroy them. They were at war with a alien race known as the Reptoids, who had the manpower and technology to wipe them out. The earthquake that created the tsunami that sank Atlantis saved Atlantis from extinction.
Butt-Head: He said extinct. Uh huh huh.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Heh heh. If I see a merchick in Hollow Earth, I could like score with her.
Butt-Head: Uhhh, no one's gonna score with you, dillhole.
Beavis: Shut up. Your mom would.
Butt-Head: Your just saying I just scored with your mom last night.
Beavis: Take that back, asswipe!
Butt-Head: No way. Uh huh huh.
Beavis: *screams in absolute fury and tackles Butt-Head*
Van Driessen: Boys, settle down please. Remember, make love, not war.
Beavis: *punches Butt-Head in the nose*
Butt-Head: Whoa! You made my nose bleed. Now I'm gonna do you. Uh huh huh. *punches Beavis in the stomach*
Beavis: *vomits* I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!
(Beavis and Butt-Head tussled out of the classroom to continue their fight.)
Butt-Head: *slams Beavis to the lockers and kicks him in the balls*
Beavis: *moaning and groaning in pain*
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh. Dumbass.
McVicker's Office
McVicker: Uhhhhh! Why is it always you two?
Beavis: Butt-Head started it.
Butt-Head: No way, you started it.
McVicker: I don't care who started! I'm gonna finish it!
Butt-Head: I think he's gonna finish your mom.
(Beavis and Butt-Head start fighting again.)
McVicker: That's it! Y-Y-You two a-a-a-are suspended! Ohhhhhhhhhh!
Beavis: McDicker's dumb. Heh heh.
McVicker: GET OUT!!!
(Beavis and Butt-Head are walking down the sidewalk, talking about Atlantis and Hollow Earth.)
Butt-Head: Do you think he really believes that crap? Because I don't. Uh huh huh.
Beavis: I think he's done too many drugs.
Butt-Head: Crazy hippie.
(Beavis and Butt-Head see a sign that says "Captain McCrea's Expedition to Hollow Earth!".)
Beavis: Hey Butt-Head, who's that dude?
Butt-Head: Uhhh, Cap... tain... Mc... Crea's... Expe... dition... to... Hollow... Earth. Whoa! I think they're gonna find Atlantis and Hollow Earth.
Beavis: Really? Heh heh. That's cool.
Butt-Head: Ehhhh, buy... tick... ets. How the hell are we gonna get tickets?
Beavis and Butt-Head: *turns to see a ticket stand*
Butt-Head: Beavis, we're going to find Atlantis and score with some chicks.
(Beavis and Butt-Head sneak behind a man and grab a bucket of tickets before running off. At the launch bay, Beavis and Butt-Head walk towards a officer.)
Officer: What are you doing?
Beavis: We have our, um, tickets.
Officer: Alright then, carry on.
(The two boys entered through and stand with a bunch of people.)
Beavis: Look at all these buttmunches.
Butt-Head: Yeah, like they're going on a wild goose chase.
(Then Captain McCrea comes by.)
Captain McCrea: Listen up! We are about to venture into unknown territory. We don't know what we're going to run into in there. There might be danger lurking around every corner.
Beavis: Danger, danger!
Captain McCrea: You've got your wits about you. Don't go anywhere alone. Be prepared for anything. This is your last chance to backout. But if you're not a coward, it's time to board.
Butt-Head: Sounds like you're staying here, Beavis.
Beavis: I'm not a coward, bunghole. You stay here.
Butt-Head: Shut up, asswipe. I'm not a coward.
(The crew board on the Bagger 288.)
Dr. Slotnick: This is very exciting, Captain. I have decaded my life to path to Hollow Earth. Don't you agree?
Captain McCrea: *nods* Yep. Ready the Bagger 288.
Officer: Yes sir!
(They activate the Bagger 288 and as it starts drilling deep into the Earth. Meanwhile, Beavis and Butt-Head are walking around the digger and go into the armory.)
Beavis: Whoa! Look at all these weapons. Heh heh.
Butt-Head: *grabs a taser* I wonder what that does. *tases Beavis*
Beavis: *groaning and moaning*
(Butt-Head looked at the taser and ends up tasing himself.)
Butt-Head: *groaning and moaning*
Beavis: What's that for, assface?
Butt-Head: It's some taser.
Beavis: A taser? Cool. I want one. *picks up a taser* Oh yeah. *runs out of the armory*
(Claude, a fat security guard, is snoozing while Beavis sneaks up behind him.)
Beavis: *tases Claude*
Claude: What the hell!? It's just my imagination.
(Elsewhere, McCrea is observing the screen, seeing how close he and his crew are getting to the Hollow Earth.)
Captain McCrea: We're getting close. How are things going so far?
Operator: We got it started. So it's too soon to tell.
Captain McCrea: Let me know if you expect any trouble.
Operator: Yes sir.
Butt-Head: *tases Beavis*
Beavis: AH! Damn it! Knock it, butthole!
Butt-Head: Whatever, buttknocker.
Beavis: SHUT UP, DILLHOLE!! *tases Butt-Head*
Butt-Head: Damn it, don't do that, asswipe!
Beavis: *tases Butt-Head*
(Beavis and Butt-Head tased each other until they pass out. One of the security walks in and sees the taser in their hands.)
Security Guard: What a couple of idiots. *drags Beavis and Butt-Head out of the bridge*
(As the Bagger 288 dig through the mantle, something is lurking. 7 days later, Beavis and Butt-Head are at a cafe, eating nachos.)
Butt-Head: Nachos rule.
Beavis: Yeah! Heh heh.
Rudy: Can we sit by?
Beavis: Um, no.
Rudy: 'Scuse me?? You tryin' to drive us out?
Ben: Easy, Rudy.
Rudy: These two have been drivin' me crazy.
Janet: Let's take a seat.
Everyone: *sits down*
Beavis: Dammit! I said no! You know what? I'm going to the other seat. *spots a soda fountain*
(Beavis sticks his face under the soda fountain and dispenses the soda directly into his mouth.)
Rudy: THAT'S IT! I HAD ENOUGH!!!! THEY'RE GOING TO THE BRIG!!!
David: Chill, Rudy. Chill.
Rudy: Don't tell me to chill!!
Cornholio: I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
Rudy: What the hell? Yo, metal mouth, does your friend have a problem?
Butt-Head: He's... great.
Cornholio: *walks up to Rudy* Do you any TP? TP for my bunghole?
Rudy: *screams in rage, picks Cornholio up and slings him over shoulder* I'M THROWING THIS ONE IN THE BRIG!!!
Cornholio: Are you threatening me!? Put the almighty bunghole down or face the wrath of my bunghole!
Margaret: Rudy, breathe!
Rudy: I'LL BREATHE LIKE THIS!!! *throws Cornholio to the people*
Butt-Head: Uh huh huh. Food fight. *throws nachos at Rudy*
Rudy: *throws a mashed potato at Butt-Head*
Butt-Head: Now you've done it. *grabs a slice of pizza and smacks Rudy*
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