The Sofa

The Sofa is like an ordinary sofa, except it's BAD. If You or Your Mom sit on it, you will DIE. Actually, you will DIE. So far it has killed a load of victims, one being Gorefield. The sofa hates Wimpy Kids, so It has failed to kill Greg Heffley.
Honestly, it's REALLY BAD. R thought this chair was dumb, so he sat on it. He survived, due to jumping off after 0.000000000001 seconds of being on the chair. This has also happened to 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. So You must NOT TOUCH. If you also do other things to the sofa, it'll make you DIE.
== Trivia ==
* Like other sofas, it can't move.
* The Numberjacks live inside of it.
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