TWIN SHRIEKS

Heh-Heh-Heh, welcome BOILS AND GHOULS, HACK to my CASTLE OF CREEPY-CALAMITY GORE ISSUE FIFTY-SIX OF CREEPS CASTLE.  I, CREEPS, have a T]WIN-HELPING OF HORROR for you all.  So get ready for this DOUBLE DOSE OF DERANGED DELIRIUM, I call...
A gangster was at a bar one night out, in Los Angeles, California, back in 1970, and spotted a lady at a table as he gulped down a glass of Bourbon on the rocks.  He winked at her and made his way over to her from the counter.  "Hey, babe, what are ya doin' here tonight?" he asked the woman.  "Hello mister, I'm just vaiting for my twin Sister to get us both a Bloody Mary" she answered him.  "Cool babe cool.  Do ya mind if I drive you two home tonight?" the gangster offered.  "Thank you sir yes" the woman smiled.  
Ten minutes later, the gangster drove the twin sisters away from the bar in a green Camaro and The Beatles sang I Am The Walrus on the radio of the car.  "We love the night right, Betty?" one of the twin sisters told the guy and then wondered of her sister.  "Oh, yes, Cynthia.  I hope that Bloody Mary that I got us tasted good to you" Betty replied to her.  "It vas very good Sister" Cynthia added.  The gangster drove to an apartment then and let Cynthia and Betty out of his car.  "Hey, ya ladies don't mind if I use your bathroom please do you?" he wondered of them.  "No mister please do" the twins spoke back.  "Thank ya" he added.  
In the bathroom, the gangster discovered a box of jewelry and stuffed his pockets with them.  He then left the room and made it to the hallway.  The sisters came out of the kitchen.  "Vhat are you doing vith our necklaces and rings sir?" they questioned him.  One necklace hung from his pocket.  "I'm gonna have to shoot you two babes.  I'm a gangster ya know!" he pulled a gun from his jacket, saying.  The eyes of the twins changed pure white and their fingernails changed to black claws, as they were in their black dresses.  Their long black hair blew around their black skin, as they showed fangs just then.  "Your blood vill be quite tasty in our Bloody Mary drinks!" they hissed at him.  They attacked the gangster, and as he fired the gun and shrieked, the vampires ripped at his neck, hissing and killed him.  His corpse went pale.  
Talk about DOUBLE TROUBLE eh, Kiddies?  At least the crook TOOK A SHOT AT IT, but he thought Betty and Cynthia sure SUCKED IN THE END aha-ha-ha-ha-ha.