Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure/Transcript

(We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the dark blue FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing)
(After the dark blue FBI warnings, the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears)
"COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO THEATERS" flies in from the left.
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to theaters.
(Screen fades from black, revealing the Warner Bros. Pictures logo)
Andy Geller: In the year 2001, witness this man: Frank, as he becomes the center of the summer's biggest action adventure and the year's most intense heart-pounding odyssey. The most amazing journey ever seen is about to take place...
Shane Detorre: Dad, that's filthy!
Andy Geller: Inside Frank's body.
Radio: All units. Sound of the stomach. Be on the lookout for real organisms.
Officer: Oops, looks like we have some germs on that egg.
Andy Geller: Saving Frank from a deadly germ...
Thrax: Careful, I'm contagious.
Joe Cramp: Who could think she's the Ebola virus?
Thrax: Ebola is a case of dandruff compared to me!
Andy Geller: Will need to be an inside job.
Spanish Germ: He's coming, man. I saw him!
Osmosis Jones: You see this badge? You're dealing with a white blood cell here! Disease is the crime. I'm the cure!
Shane Detorre: Open wide. Aah.
Frank Detorre: Aahh.
Shane Detorre: Could you swallow first?
Mayor Phlegmming: The body is in perfect shape.
Mrs. Boyd: What a zit! I mean, what is this? What have you done?
Andy Geller: "Osmosis Jones". He's one cell of a guy.
Osmosis Jones: You want osmosis? You've had osmosis!
Andy Geller: The roughest hero you can get without a prescription.
Drix: I'd like to examine your infuriated areas.
Osmosis Jones: Woah! Never on the first date.
Mrs. Boyd: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, my heavens. I've had the chortles.
Andy Geller: This summer...
Uncle Bob: You body needs fluids now, lots of them.
Frank Detorre: Is beer fluid?
Uncle Bob: Of course it's fluid. What about all that wet stuff in it?
Drix: Attention, germs. You are surrounded!
Chill: I'm in the Virus Protection Program. Hey, what–
Andy Geller: Protecting Frank is a dirty job...
Thrax: Get him!
Osmosis Jones: Why did you hit so hard?
Andy Geller: But some anti-bodies had to do it.
Uncle Bob: He's Frank. I'm standing right here. Can you, uh...use a tissue or something?
Drix: Oh.
Andy Geller: "Osmosis Jones". An epic adventure of microscopic proportions!
Mayor Phlegmming: I do wonder what this does.
Shane Detorre: Dad.
Frank Detorre: Was that you?
("COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO THEATERS" flies in from the left. The added text, "FROM DISNEY & PIXAR" slides in from the bottom left of the screen)
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to theaters from Disney and Pixar.
(Screen fades from black, showing Mike putting on his blue hard hat and entering the fright floor)
Jerry: Alright, let's get a move on, people!
(Mike slides his car key and multiple doors come in from the ceiling, but we cut to the monsters lining up and getting into position)
Jerry: We are on in (Shows his open hand) seven, (Closes his pinky) six,
(The footage alters between Sulley, Randall and the other top frighteners marching slowly and the doors being lowered down)
Jerry: Five, four, three, two...one!
(The scoreboard shows the CGI Walt Disney Pictures logo and Pixar Animation Studios logo)
Jerry: Alright, people! Eastern Seaboard coming online!
(Then we see Jerry point on cue with the alarm blare as the light behind him changes from the red "STAND SIDE-BY-SIDE" to the green "FRIGHT". Then a black background slides down from the top, with blue subtitles reading "ON NOVEMBER 2nd")
Andy Geller: On November 2nd......
(The Monsters, Inc. doors open, revealing the heading "THE CREATORS OF TOY STORY" in front of the lobby footage)
The creators of "Toy Story"...
Sulley: Top of the morning, fellas!
Mike: Hey, what's shaking, bacon?
Sulley: Did you lose weight? Or a limb?
Andy Geller: Take you into the world behind your closet door.
Mike: Roz, you're looking famous today. Is that a new haircut?
(We cut to Roz looking at Mike sternly)
New makeup. You've had a lift. You've had a tuck. You've had something.
(Roz hits the garage door on Mike's fingers. The camera focuses on Mike's finger as he lets out a loud, anguished shriek)
Andy Geller: We have always been afraid monsters were there.
(Sulley tiptoes in place as Mike says "Eerie feet")
Mike: Eerie feet, eerie feet, eerie feet! Oop!
(Sulley falls flat on his belly and poses like a carpet)
The boy's awake!
Andy Geller: Waiting to frighten us.
Mike: Twins! In a bunk bed!
(Sulley roars up and down three times)
(Jimmy wonders why the fright canister meter went down, until we hear a buzzer. Claw runs out the door shrieking and closes the door behind him while shivering)
Andy Geller: But what we didn't know is that...
(Monsters gasp upon seeing this and we cut to Claw weeping after running out the door)
we frighten them.
Jimmy: What just happened?
Claws: The girl almost touched me!
Mr. Waternoose: You can't touch a child. (Points to the screen) They're toxic!
(Thaddeus Pie slowly backs apart from the Simulation boy, and we cut to Sulley tapping his claw at the red light three times)
If a girl ever got through one of our doors, the results would be catastrophic.
(Sulley looks behind him, the next shot reveals a little human girl lifting Sulley's tail and dropping it. Then she looks up to Sulley)
Boo: Bucket.
(Sulley shrieks)
Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures presents...
(In the locker room, Sulley shrieks off-screen, but runs left while yelling. Boo follows him as she runs)
Boo: Kitty!
Mike: (Points to Boo) That fact is a murderous machine!
Andy Geller: A Pixar Animation Studios film.
The Doors: (singing) Tried to run. Tried to hide. Break on through to the other side.
Sushi Chef: There's a girl here! A human girl!
(Boo sneezes into Mike's eye, causing Mike to shriek and spray himself off guard, which makes him shriek harder)
CDA Agent: We can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a human child.
Mike: Let's keep it. I always wanted a pet THAT COULD MURDER ME!!
Sulley: (Starts crawling until we see Mike in the right of the shot from behind Sulley) Fee...fi...fo...
Mike: What are you doing here?!
(We cut to a black background, where in the white circle, the blue M has an eye opening in the middle. Underneath, the white subtitles "MONSTERS, INC." fade in)
Andy Geller: "Monsters Incorporated"!
Mike: It's a musical. (sings) Put that fact back where it came from or then help me! Then help me! Then help me! And CUT!!
(A black background slides down with blue subtitles, saying "COMING TO THEATERS NOVEMBER 2nd". Mike's hesitant chuckle after saying "And cut!" plays at this point)
("COMING SOON" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO & DVD" flies in from the left)
Brian Cummings: Coming soon to own on video and DVD.
Linda Hunt: Over the seven jeweled hills...
(A shadow of the dwarfs marching can be seen from a distance)
Beyond the seventh fall......
(From a distance, the dwarfs march past the waterfalls)
Lived seven woodland creatures...
(The dwarfs peek their heads behind the trees and shrubs)
In a cottage small.
(We see the Dwarfs' cottage from a distance)
Bashful...
(Bashful blushes and twists his beard)
Sleepy...
(Sleepy yawns)
Doc...Grumpy...
(Grumpy sticks a straw in his mouth as he sits)
Grumpy: Heh! Women.
Linda Hunt: Happy.
(Happy walks into the shot to perform his verse in "The Silly Song")
Dopey...
(Dopey sticks his tongue out while wearing diamonds in his eyes)
And Sneezy.
(Sneezy inhales twice, until Dopey and Grumpy plug up their nostrils)
The one that started it all. Walt Disney Pictures proudly presents...
(We fade to the CGI apple spinning around, and the title appears under it)
"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs". Coming to Disney DVD and video October 2001!
(During the score, "New Day", the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo fades in and the screen fades to the book opening up, but with a small Playhouse Disney logo on the bottom left of the screen)
(The screen fades to a black background with gold subtitles saying "OLD FRIENDS" until the screen fades to Tigger bouncing Pooh)
(The screen fades to black background with gold subtitles saying "FAMILIAR PLACES" until the screen fades to Pooh chasing a butterfly)
(The screen fades to black background with gold subtitles saying "THE MAGIC AND THE MEMORIES CONTINUE" until the screen fades to Pooh and Piglet being launched into the air from the blanket the others are grabbing onto the corners of)
(The screen fades to black background with gold subtitles saying "LIKE NEVER BEFORE")
(Four silent clips from various episodes of "The Book of Pooh" are shown flying out of the book)
Mark Elliott: This summer, the Hundred Acre Wood comes to life like you've never seen it before.
(The title appears)
"The Book of Pooh: Stories from the Heart".
(The screen fades to black background with the byline "PREMIERING ONLY ON VIDEO & DISNEY DVD")
Premiering only on Video and Disney DVD.
(The subtitles fade away on the last note, revealing the release date)
July 2001!
(Screen fades from black, revealing the Goodtimes Entertainment logo)
Brian Cummings: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is one of the world's best-loved characters. Protected by copyright, "Rudolph" is the most successful and recognizable icon of the holiday season. The popular "Rudolph" song has been recorded over a thousand times with more than a billion air plays.
Reporter #1: Take a look who's dashing down Broadway.
Brian Cummings: "Rudolph" is a major presence in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Reporter #2: Lighting Santa's road with his nose so bright as "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", furnished by Goodtimes Entertainment.
Brian Cummings: The huge range of "Rudolph" products are perennial bestsellers and the classic "Rudolph" special has been the most eagerly awaited holiday TV event for more than 30 years.
Santa Claus: Ho ho ho! Where's the new member of the family?
Brian Cummings: Now, Goodtimes Entertainment invites you to take a sneak peek at the most sensational "Rudolph" event ever. "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys".
Bill Kowalchuk: Rudolph is lighting the road in leading us to an amazing new experience in the art of animation.
Bob Gershin: We're exposing it to a new generation of viewers.
Bill Kowalchuk: Using Maya Software, "Rudolph" is going to be in the vanguard of this technological approach to animation.
Brian Cummings: It's a totally new feature-length animated motion picture, based on classic characters with multi-generational appeal.
Buck: Hey, look who's back. Old Neon Nose!
Brian Cummings: And starring the voices of Academy Award winner Richard Dreyfuss.
Kocoum: I'm fired.
Brian Cummings: Jamie Lee Curtis.
Lady Juliana: It's so grand.
Brian Cummings: Rick Moranis.
Wayne Szalinski: Alright, then I'll see you later, right? I'll give you a call.
Brian Cummings: And the legendary one and only Tony Bennett will perform the classic "Rudolph" song.
Tony Bennett: (singing) You'll go down in historyyyyyy!
Brian Cummings: Goodtimes' all-new "Rudolph" movie is the ultimate sequel to the TV classic we've all grown to love. Produced in a state of art animation style that today's children will love even more.
Bill Kowalchuk: What we're doing right now is using state-of-the-art software, state-of-the art equipment to create something that is as old-fashioned and as lovable and warm and charming as the original.
Brian Cummings: Goodtimes' new "Rudolph" will feature famous brand-new songs, created by acclaimed composer Bruce Roberts.
Bruce Roberts: (sings) Oh, the Island of Misfit Toys!
Bruce Roberts: What we've created is an entire new group of really contemporary cool Christmas songs that children will listen to forever and it sounds just like it here in the radio.
Brian Cummings: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer and the Island of Misfit Toys"!
Santa Claus: Merry Christmas!
("NOW AVAILABLE" flies down from the top of the screen, while "TO OWN ON VIDEO & DVD" flies in from the left)
Brian Cummings: Now available to own on video and DVD.
(The screen fades from black, revealing an orange-and-white Walt Disney Pictures logo. The camera zooms into the arch of the castle, and Kuzco kicks the doors open)
Kuzco: Ha! Boom, baby!
Mark Elliott: Long ago, in a faraway land, a selfish emperor ruled.
Kuzco: (Chuckles and hugs his model of the hill with Kuzcotopia on top) I'm so happy.
(The camera zooms out, showing the royal chefs cooking a big feast for Kuzco)
Mark Elliott: He had everything he wanted.
Yzma: Warn...me about it.
Mark Elliott: She wanted everything he had.
Yzma: (Holds up a pitcher of pink potion liquid) I'll just poison him with this!
Kuzco: (His nose, mouth and chin turn into a llama's snout) Ha-ha!
Yzma: A llama?
Kronk: Yes, weird.
Mark Elliott: Now, what he really needs.....
Pacha: Don't worry, Your Highness, I've had you!
Mark Elliott: ...is a friend.
(Pacha snatches Kuzco while swinging and we fade to him opening the bag in the cart)
Pacha: Where'd you come from, little guy?
Llama Kuzco: No...touchy.
Mark Elliott: From Walt Disney Pictures.
Yzma: ASK HIM WHICH FASHION THE SPEAKING LLAMA WENT?!
Kronk: (Taps Bucky's shoulder) Uh, squeakity-squeak....squeaking?
(Bucky frustratedly chatters at Yzma)
Kronk: Uh, he really doesn't want to speak to you.
(We flip over to Kuzco and Pacha shrieking as they fall from the heavens)
Mark Elliott: It's an epic story of courage.
(The log lands into the river)
Llama Kuzco: Don't warn me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha: Yes.
Llama Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: Most likely.
Llama Kuzco: Bring it on.
(The log goes down the waterfall)
Boo-yah-ha-ha!
(Screen fades to Kuzco grabbing the bats as he and Pacha swing back up to the cliff edge)
Mark Elliott: Loyalty.
Pacha: You're...just gonna have to.....trust me!
(The edge of the cliff face breaks apart due to Pacha's size as Kuzco grabs him and throws him off)
Mark Elliott: And friendship.
Llama Kuzco: Whoo-hoo! Yes!
Pacha: You...just...saved my life.
Llama Kuzco: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!
Mark Elliott: Get ready...
Kronk: (Opens the tent) Yzma!
Yzma: (Awakens, revealing the cucumbers in her eyes) WHAT?! (Her cucumbers fall apart, revealing her frustrated eyes)
Kronk: UGH!!
Yzma: Pull the lever.
(Kronk pulls the lever on the left and Yzma falls through the platform she is standing on)
WRONG LEVER!!
Mark Elliott: For an entire new breed..
(Pacha throws the table of potions at the guards, who turn into random animals)
of adventure.
Cow Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Yzma: You're excused.
Llama Kuzco: I can't believe this is happening!
Yzma: Then I bet you weren't expecting (Grabs her dress) This!
(Kuzco and Pacha gasp upon seeing this)
Llama Kuzco: Oh, dear!
Yzma: (Lifts her dress to reveal a sword on her knee) Aha!
Kuzco and Pacha sigh in relief.
Llama Kuzco: Oh, alright.
(We cut to a black background where the title of the movie appears)
Mark Elliott: "The Emperor's New Groove". Rated G.
(We cut to Kuzco trying to walk onto the fence in his new llama form)
A comedy about learning to stand on your own four feet.
Pacha: Did you say a llama?
Llama Kuzco: YE-HE-HE-HES!!
Mark Elliott: Now available on video and Disney DVD!
Milo: This journal is the thing to finding the lost continent of Atlantis.
Andy Geller: They came from around the world. An elite team of explorers...
Whitmore: Make us proud, boy!
Andy Geller: In search of the biggest mystery ever known.
Whitmore: (echoing) Atlantis is waiting.
Andy Geller: A boy...
Milo: This is for real.
Andy Geller: Searching for a lost world.
Kida: Welcome to the city of Atlantis.
Andy Geller: A girl...
Kida: My name is Kidagakash.
Milo: Ki-Ki-Kidamaschnaga...hey, you found a nickname?
Andy Geller: Longing for a new beginning.
Kida: I have some questions for you and you are not leaving this city until they are responded.
Milo: Yes, well, I...alright.
Kida: Csendes!
Andy Geller: Together, they'll unlock the mystery of Atlantis.
Kida: You can understand this.
Milo: Yes, yes, I can read Atlantean.
Kida: Show me.
Milo: It looks like some sort of vehicle. I do wonder how fast it goes.
Kida: You do swim.
Milo: Oh, I swim, pretty girl. Pretty nice. Pretty nice!
Kida: Follow me!
Milo: This is amazing. It's the Heart of Atlantis!
Vinny: Now facts are getting nice.
Moliere: I'm so emotional!
Kida: Yahd-lu-goh-nikh.
Milo: Yes, you've had that right.
Andy Geller: "Atlantis: The Lost Empire". Now available on video and Disney DVD!
("JOIN US" flies down from the top of the screen, while "AFTER THE PROGRAM" flies in from the left)
Brian Cummings: Join us after the program for a special message from Disney.
(Screen fades to black, but the screen fades from black, where the word "FEATURE" slides in from the top left, while "PRESENTATION" slides in from the bottom right)
And now, our feature presentation.
(The THX logo is shown and the movie starts)
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