Flamethrower

The Flamethrower is a weapon of epic proportions made by drunkards in the 1800s with 1 purpose and 1 purpose only. It burns things and it does it very well and is best used on meat, humans, trees, animals you don't like, Superman 64, humans, meat, Tiger Handheld Shames and more things. Flamethrowers are surprisingly legal in most places DESPITE the fact you're literally burning people alive. The government doesn’t care, because just like Blu-Ray even some police officers use these death rays.
==The History of the Flamethrower==
In 1876, a guy told someone to make a gun that shoots fire and has a magazine you strap to your back. Somebody listened and in 1880 the first flamethrower was invented but was unuseable. The first guy to shoot it was BURNED ALIVE by the external magazine getting extremely hot in 6 seconds. 1882's flamethrower was WAY better as it didn't get so hot but it did cause painful burns. This remained the same until 1909 when the 1st flamethrower that doesn’t burn was invented!
The flamethrower stayed the same for hundreds of years until Elon Musk made a flamethrower that looks like a shotgun from a video shame. Only without a pump and it shoots FIYAH and it’s only Un$500!
Only 20,000 of these shotgun flamethrowers were made and they now sell on eBay for thousands of UnDollars and are surprisingly legal UnWorldwide even though criminals will use these to commit crimes against their victims! 
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