Duckies

Duckies is a 2017 computer-animated comedy film directed by Chris Bowden and starring the voices of Johnny Orlando, John Goodman, Jeff Foxworthy, Kelsey Grammer and Mark Hamill.
==Voice Cast:==
*Johnny Orlando as Banzai
*John Goodman as Chu
*Jeff Foxworthy as Ping
*Kelsey Grammer as Leonard
*Mark Hamill as Sterling
*Stephen Merchant as Oliver
*Craig Robinson as Paul
*Jenny Slate as Laura
*Aubrey Plaza as Lynn
==Quotes==
*(Aldo arrives)
*Aldo: Mmm-mm. That looks good. What is it?
*Bill: Deep fried Nightcrawlers. You wanna try some?
*Aldo: E-ew. 
*Bev: What'll be, boys?
*All: Milkshakes.
*Bev: Uh-huh. And who's gonna pay for all this?
*All: Him.
*Bev: That's what I figured. Okay, three glasses of water coming up.
*Ed: Aw, come on, Bev. 
*Oly: We're good for it.
*Ed: We're really thirsty.
*Oly: Put it on our bill.
*Ed: Don't let us down, Bev..
*Oly: We're parsh.
*(Waddle sees a coin)
*Waddle: (Gasps)
*(Waddle is going outside)
*Waddle: Oh, boy. One milkshake coming up. 
*(Waddle grabs the coin)
*Waddle: Wow. 
*Duck: Nice wheels, huh, kid? Keep an eye on it, will ya?
*Waddle: Ooh. Nice. Oh, no. Whoa! Aah! Whee! Woo-hoo! 
*Oly: Hey.
*Ed: Huh.
*Bill: Hey, that's Waddle.
*Duck: Hey, that's my scooter.
*Aldo: Uh-oh.
*Duck: He wrecked my scooter.
*Bev: He's a dead duck.
*Aldo: Nah. He's just out cold.
*Ed: Call an ambulance.
*Bill: He hold his head out.
*Ed: Hit him his legs.
*Duck: He wrecked my scooter.
*Bev: SPlash a beak with cold water.
*Oly: Here's a milkshake. I just can't.
*(WAddle woke up)
*Bill: Waddle, Waddle, are you okay? Waddle, answer me?
*Waddle: Quack.
*All: Quack?
*Waddle: Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack. (Farts)
*All: (GRoans)
*Oly: Did you see what he just did?
*Bev: And right oinm my floor.
*Aldo: That's disgusting.
*Bill: Look, somethings obviously wrong with Waddle.
*Duck: Yeah. He wreck my scooter!
*Waddle: Quack, quack, quack.
*Bev: Stand back, fellas. I got the answer.
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*Ed: That'll do it.
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*Bev: Trust me. A couple of sips of this. And he'll be as his oldself in no time. 
*Ed: Hey!
*Waddle: Quack, quack, quack. Quack, quack, quack. 
*Bill: This is serious.
*Oly: He's acting real crazy.
*Ed: This is worse when he was stupid.
*Aldo: I wodner what's the matter with him?
*Bill: This may sounds strange. But, I think that bump on his head is cause him to reverted. 
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*Aldo: Does that mean I can eat him?
*Bev: Wait a second. You're saying he's acting like a duck?
*Bill: That's what I'm saying.
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*Oly: This is pathetic. WHat are we gonna do with him?
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*Oly: Maybe, we can just leave him in there.
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*Ed: Good thinking.
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*Waddle: Bill, what are you doing?
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*Aldo: Presto, presto. 
*All: (Cheers)
*Aldo: Thank you, thank you. And now for my last feet of magic. The Great Aldini will need a volunteer.
*Waddle: All do it. All do it. All do it.
*Aldo: The gentleman in the bowtie.
*Bill: Me? Well, I, I don't know. Well, okay.
*Aldo: AS you can see, a perfect stranger. Plucked random for the audience. 
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*Aldo: You're all about to witness a stounding feet of transformation using the simple serving lid. Those of you a squmish might want to leave the room. Presto, mysteriouso. 
*All: (Cheers)
*Aldo: Oh, please. It was nothing. 
*Ed: I was just thinking that.
*Bev: You were great, Aldo. You'll be the head of the factory talent show.
*Aldo: You are too kind, madam. Now, I must exit stage left. 
*Bev: (Laughs) That gator.
*Ed: I say his act needs elephants.
*Waddle: Bill? Wait, everybody, come back. B-Bill, what have they done to you?
*Bill: Ow. 
*Ed: Sorry.
*Bill: It's about time. You know it's a little crampt in there. Hey, what happen? When we rehersted you were suppose to turn into a boquet.
*Aldo: Uh, I got nervous and ate a bouquet. All I could find instead around here was a potato.
*Bill: Great, I've always wanted to dream being a root vegetable. Uh-oh. I gotta go. I'm late for a sign painting job. Aldo, next time eat the potato and save the flowers for the act.
*Waddle: Can you hear me okay, Bill? If you can talk, just blink your eyes. 
*Aldo: Bev, I gotta go. Thanks again.
*Bev: Anytime, ol Great Aldini. Good luck at the show.
*Waddle: Aldo, wait. Aldo, you-you've forgot to change Bill back. You've gotta change him back.
*Aldo: (Laughs) Good one, WAddle.
*Waddle: B-But, Aldo. Bill he won't-- (Gasps) No!
*Bev: Huh? Hey! Cooked or not that's going on your tab. 
*Waddle: (Pants) Bill, you could've wound up a sidedish you've just gotta change back. I better take you home. You'll be safe there. Maybe if you'll see your old stuff. You'll remember you're a duck. And here we are all at the beach. That's Ed kickign the sand in your face. And there's us on the ski slops and there's ed kicking snow in your face. Boy, those were great days. Come on, Bill. Try and remember. You can change back if you want to bad enough. Oh, I know. (Making Noises) Look, it's one of your model airplanes. You'll always love flying stuff, right? Don't you wanna play? Ooh. Say something to Bill here, Bridy? Please? 
*Jerry: Coo-coo. 
*Waddle: Hear that, Bill? You know Jerry? He's your pet parrot. Aw, come on. There's gotta be some to make you wanna change? Ducks love water. Soon as you're we, you'll remember that. And then you'll chaneg back. You'll see. I know you're shy. Bill? Come on, Bill, swim, swmim. Don't tell me you're forgot how? (Gugrles) (Spits) Oh my gosh. Breathe, Bill, breathe. I gotta save you. 
*Ed: Hey, what is this? Bill knows I don't like pickles. 
*Waddle: Ed, Oly, thank goodness you're here. I think I drowned Bill.
*Ed: Waddle, that's a potato.
*Waddle: No, it's Bill. Aldo never undid the magic trick and now he drowned. And it's all my fault.
*Oly: Waddle, Waddle. What are you thinking? Bill was never a really-- (Muffs)
*Ed: He means to say Bill can't never drown as long as he's a potato. His pulse looks strong. His eyes are clear. He's one healthy spud. In fact, he's feeling so good. He liked to go flying.
*Waddle: No! Hey, give him back.
*Oly: I got it. 
*WAddle: Stop it. You're gonna hurt Bill. Don't. Come on, Bill. Let's get out of here. 
*Ed: Hey, I was only kidding.
*Waddle: I'm sorry, Bill. I just don't know how else to change you back. I guess you'll have to stay this way. But, heck. Just cause you're a potato. Doesn't that mean you're can't be a happy potato. There's still lots of fun stuff to do. I'll show ya. Hmm. Darn. You win again. (Gasps) We'ev had some fun, huh? I gotta be honst, Bill. You'll still seem kind of sad. Maybe I don't know to make a potato happy after all. I guess there' sonly another potato would know that. Hey. Well, don't just sit there come on. See, Bill. Here at the market. There's lots jsut like you. Here's Sally Potato and Tommy Potato and Freddy Potato. You've got a few friends and we'll take them home for a party. I'll get a bag. (Gasps) Whoa! Oh, no. Bill, where are you? You must have fell in. COme on, you've gotta be here somewhere. Sally, have you seen Bill? Bill. Phew. Boy, good thing you're wearing your bow tike. Hey, where did you get those extra eyes? (Gasps) Wait. You're not Bill. (Gasps) Then, where-- Bill.
*Woman: Help! Help! Let go of my potato, you basher!
*Waddle: Ow! Ow! Wait, lady, you don't--
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*Waddle: Woo-hoo. Whoa. 
*Guy: Clean up in Aisle 4, and 5, and 6.
*Waddle: No! (Groans) Got him. I'm gonna leave you for a little bit. But, you're home now. And 'll put you with your friends here so you won't get lonely. Sally's the hot potato. 
*Waddle: (Yawns) I'm gonna go take a nap now. It's been a long, long day. 
*Ed: Five aces? Hey, I'm supposed to doing the cheating. What's wrong with Waddle?
*Oly: Oh, he's still worried about Bill the Potato. 
*Both: (Laughs)
*Oly: (Sniffs) Speaking of Bill, smells like something cooking next door.
*Ed: (Sniffs) ANd just in time, cheating makes me hungry.
*Oly: Hey, Waddle, dinner time. Come on.
*Waddle: No, I'm not in the mood.
*Ed: Okay, by me. More for the rset of us. (Sniffs) Mmm. Smells like Fernch fries.
*Waddle: french fries?!
*Aldo: I'm telling you, my magic brought down the house. First place in the talent show. 
*ed: Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Let's eat.
*Waddle: (Screams) Stop! Oh my gosh. No. Oh, poor, poor, Bill. I should've never left you alone. It's all my fault.
*Bill: Waddle, what's wrong?
*WAddle: It's that you, Bill? I'm, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to let them eat you.
*Bill: Waddle.
*Waddle: (Screams) Bill. Oh, it's you. You're here. You're back. 
*Bill: I was only out in the room for a minute.
*Waddle: Aldo, you've changed him back. Oh, thank you, thank you.
*Ed: Don't mind him. He thinks to turn Bill into a spud. He's been babysitting one all day.
*Aldo: Waddle, I'm no magicain. It was an act. Bill was never really a potato.
*Waddle: He, he wasn't?
*Bill: Of ocurse not. It was just a trick. A make believe pretend not real trick.
*Waddle: Oh, I get it.
*Bill: Good. And by the way, thanks. It's really nice of you to help me.
*Waddle: Oh, that's okay. But, I just have one question. But, Bill isn't a potato, then who is this?
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