Crispy Green Dehydration Boye

Crispy Green Dehydration Boye is a largely sessile memetic concept. Lacking the vivaciousness of Mr. Fractal, the ambition of The Honor Board, the raw power of N Spider, or really any distinguishing characteristics, Crispy Green Dehydration Boye is content to wallow in the moat of middle ground irony for the rest of eternity.
== Appearance ==
Crispy Green Dehydration Boye resembles a starved green humanoid with a malformed face. No one has discovered why this is, since no one has bothered to ask.
== Personality ==
Crispy Green Dehydration Boye is unambitious and lazy, but not discontent. His innate power allows him to choose the lazy lifestyle he is known for, and he can often be found floating and doing nothing, sitting and doing nothing, or sitting and watching TV.
Emotion from CGDB is a rare event. Even entities who attack him will likely find themselves teleported away, while particularly dogged foes may be destroyed if only to stop their onslaught. However, CDGB has been known to protect others who have been in close, passive proximity to him over a long period of time, and such entities may even goad him into certain actions with enough prompting and/or coercion. This is the extent of his desire to love and form friendships.
==History==
The original hypothesis proclaimed Crispy Green Dehydration Boye arrived sometime after 1992, manifesting within Plasma Temple as a simplistic, unambitious godform.
In reality, CGDB is one of the oldest beings in the universe, inhabiting this plane of reality long before many other notable beings arrived and took root. He was one of N Spider's first creations after the N bang, and though the landscape has changed much in his lifetime, he has continued to see it through; drifting along the winds of change and bending to their pressures... but never snapping.
==Notable traits==
He is an emoji and a lesser meme. That's pretty much it.
== Relationships ==
N Spider- Crispy Green Dehydration Boye acknowledges N Spider's existence.
Everyone else- 
Zo- Zo
== Trivia ==
* His name is weird.
* Crispy Green Dehydration Boye is often seen in a semi-T-pose, close enough to be recognizable, but not quite close enough to be a fully fledged T-pose. This is often thought to be symbolic of his status as a middle-lower tier meme, though the truth is that he is very lazy.
* Crispy Green Dehydration Boye's favorite activities are lying motionless, providing background ambience, and providing background ambience while lying motionless.
* He is actually happier than most people.
* He kinda looks like a magboil... a little.
* He has a considerable lack of Water and blood.
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