Among Us Song:TheWhiteGentleman's jumpscare mansion

player:hello is anybody home 
???:welcome to your final game...a mansion of a thousand evil rooms teaming with horrors unimaginable
player:and who are you supposed to be 
???:i am the architect of your worst nightmare 
player:uncle bill 
???:what no i i fear incarnate death itself i am the all-powerful spine chilling specter known as TheWhiteGentleman!
player:i am sorry...what?
TheWhiteGentleman:i'm sorry what oh was i too quiet sometimes i mumble when i'm doing the creepy voice did you at least hear the spine chilling specter part
player:i don't mean to be rude but i was expecting something unspeakably more horrifying after
TheWhiteGentleman:that wait check this out
*spawns cartoon monsters*
player:wow thanks for the sheer unbridled terror
TheWhiteGentleman:you're making fun of me 
player:yeah pretty much but you know i've got some bits of hysteria some endless screaming to go get started on so uh...keep up the good work
TheWhiteGentleman:oh i'll give you something to scream about screaming to go get started
scaring's been my dream
since i was 9 years old
all of my efforts were moot;i'm simply too cute
or so i was constantly told
conjuring a creep
could turn my life around
something that's smily and green
and frightfully mean
like nothing you've seen in TheWhiteGentleman's house of-
-TheWhiteGentleman's jumpscare mansion
*player enters room*
player:that's funny wasn't i just here 
TheWhiteGentleman:you must be going in circles why don't you try that door
*the player presses a green liquid when going*
*player goes next room*
*stoner pops out of the green liquid*
TheWhitegentleman:Where have you been!?
Stoner:Sorry
TheWhiteGentleman:
time to trade the chills
for sommething more extreme
being adorable's deplorable-
i'd raher make someone scream!
every room is armed
with terror's most macabre
still i can fit a few more behind every door
theres horrors galore in TheWhitegentleman's house of-
-TheWhiteGentleman's jumpscare mansion
*spawns mr cheese with a white blanket*
*player enters room*
player:you again? and who is your friend?
MrGhost:My name is MrGhost
TheWhiteGentleman:the only way to keep going is to fight
MrGhost:I DONT HAVE A HAND
player:i am use the another door
*player goes next room*
TheWhiteGentleman:
time to raise the bar!
and pull off all the stops!
MrGhost wasn't great stoner was too late
They've all been embarrasing flops!
what this mansion needs
is bite to match its bark
maybe a murderous deer could kindle some fear...
prepare
for that thing there
*spawns mrs.deer*
to eat your rare...
...in TheWhieGentleman's jumpscare ma-
*The player slams the door and enters*
*mrs deer crushed behind the door*
TheWhiteGentleman:HEY
player:oh sorry for little friend
TheWhiteGentleman:why did you come through that door
player:i got all turned around and somebody keeps leaving these creepy notes
TheWhiteGentleman:i wrote them to scare you 
player:well half of them are embarrassing undertale fanfics
TheWhiteGentleman:huh i didn't think i left those ones around
player:that must be why i'm cringing so much
TheWhiteGentleman:
nothing seems to work!
i am tearing out my hat!
why is it so flippin' hard to lower him guard!
and pull off an adequate scare?
this will be the one
to reallly seal the deal,
*player enters to the room*
people will quake and they'll cry,and cover their eyes!
and probably die
in TheWhiteGentleman's very
extra scary
legandary house!
*the door breaks and the octal walks in with a bread knife in hand*
of jumpscares!
*octal starts running*
i mean TheWhiteGentleman's jumpscare mansion
Player:AHHHHHHH
note:I don't like the song very much, but I can't think of anything better to do