Doctor Who (US TV series)/Harkness

Harkness is the seventh episode of Doctor Who (US TV series).
== Cast ==
* as The Doctor
* as Elise Swann
* Charlie Day as Captain Jack Harkness
== Transcript ==
Jack Harkness is seen smoking a hookah in a spaceship. He accidentally cuts his hand on a sharp object.
* Jack: Oh crap, uh, hey! over here!
He holds his hand in the air as a yellow glowing glob covers his hand. Once it is removed, the cut is suddenly gone.
* Jack: Nanobots, what would we do without 'em?
He sighs.
* Jack: ...Huh?
He turns and sees a small red blip on a computer screen.
* Jack: Finally, something actually interesting is gonna happen. Wonder whose ship it is.
The ship is revealed to be the T.A.R.D.I.S.
* Jack: Oh, blue, fun!
Jack flies close to the T.A.R.D.I.S. and attempts to board it, a small tube linking his ship to the T.A.R.D.I.S. door. He knocks on the door and the Doctor answers.
* Doctor: Hello?
* Jack: Hi. I'm Jack Harkness, who the hell are you?
* Doctor: I’m the Doctor, who the hell are you?
* Jack: I just said...
* Doctor: Oh, this is embarrassing. Well, what do you want?!
*Jack: You think I want something? You’re the one with the flying blue porta-potty.
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