The Ghostly Beginning

The Ghostly Beginning is the Pilot and 1st Episode of Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost!. It is rated B+ for some uses of mild language and an off-screen death.
== Transcript ==
* (The Episode begins with Squidward playing his Clarinet, when SpongeBob and Patrick come by.)
* Squidward (Thinking): Not those Crap-heads again. I'd better stay quiet so they don't see me...
* SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward!!!
* Squidward: (Thinking): Welp, I'm screwed. (Squidward stops thinking) SpongeBob and Patrick, I told you that I don't wanna go jellyfishing with you idiots! By the way, did you see where my refrigerator went?
* Patrick: SpongeBob, I thought we destroyed Squidward's Fridge and made a cool, metal jellyfishing net out of it.
* SpongeBob: Patrick! Don't tell him that-
* Squidward: You what?!!? Frick, I'll kill you for this! 
* SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward! You might fall out the window if you get too close! 
* Squidward: SpongeBob, I know that ! Do you think I'm dumb or somethii-aaaAAAHHH!!!!!
* SpongeBob: Noooo!!!! Squidward fell out the window!!!
* (As Squidward falls down to his demise, SpongeBob and Patrick cry for 7 minutes while hugging his corpse. Soon after, SpongeBob and Patrick arrange a funeral for Squidward, and they tell their friends to come.)
* The Next morning at the funeral...
* (SpongeBob, Patrick, Gary, Mr. Krabs, Sandy and Plankton are at the funeral. They walk up to Squidward's Grave and put flowers by it. SpongeBob puts Squidward's Metal Jellyfishing net next to it, and Patrick puts his favorite rock next to it. Soon after, everybody walks up to Squidward and tributes to him, which eventually triggers SpongeBob and Patrick and they cry a little.)
* SpongeBob: (SpongeBob walks up to the grave and tributes Squidward.) Squidward Tentacles was a great Octopus. Even if he was always grumpy, we still liked him and hanged out together quite often. But now that he's dead, I won't be the same anymore. There will always be a small piece of my heart that stored me and Squidward's Friendship, but now it's shattered, but at least I'll always remember him in my mind, and even yours. Goodbye, Squidward...*Sniff* Why the Hell did you have to go???
* (After SpongeBob's Heart-warming tribute, everyone leaves the funeral, and goes back to their homes. 
* (A title card appears reading "12:00 Midnight...". We then go to Squidward's grave, where a cool, creepy, ghostly ghost Squidward emerges from the said grave!
* Squidward: Yes... I LIVE AGAIN!!! I will now be known as Squidward: The Unfriendly Ghost! Now what to do? (Squidward thinks for a second) I know! To exact revenge on SpongeBob and Patrick, I'll haunt them!
* (At Night, Squidward Enters SpongeBob's House, where SpongeBob and Patrick are having a Sleepover together.) 
* SpongeBob: (Hits Patrick with a pillow while running up the stairs) Hahahahahahaha!
* Patrick: (Hits SpongeBob back) Haha, hahahaha!
* SpongeBob: Man, Ultimate Pillow Fights are the best! Right, Patrick?
* Patrick: Yeah. I wish Squidward was here, though.
* SpongeBob: It's okay, Squidward. Maybe we can remember him in our sleep.
* Later...
* Squidward: (Looks through window) Finally, they're asleep. Now I can scare them!
* Squidward: BOO!!
* SpongeBob/Patrick: Ahhhhh!!!! It's a ghost!
* Squidward: Yes, it is me: Squidward, THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST! Bwahahahahaha! I came here to exact revenge on-
* Patrick: Squidward? YOU'RE ALIVE! 
* SpongeBob: Yay! I'll call my friends and bring them here, and we can have... The Ultimate Sleepover Party!!!!! (Runs to phone) Hello? Hi, this is SpongeBob and (Continues to talk)
* Squidward: Aw, Ghostacles.
* (The End)
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