Lindapendent Woman/Gags

==Running gags==
===Store Next Door===
LET'S SCISSOR COLLAGE STUDIO
*Play on the sex act "scissoring."
*Secondary sign: Scissor-bearing sign: OPEN
===Pest Control Truck===
THE MICEMAN COMETH
*Play on the "The Iceman Cometh," a play written by American playwright Eugene O'Neill in 1939
*Sign includes: A mouse dressed as a man
===Burger of the Day===
"Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger" - (Comes with four kinds of cheddar)
*A play on the song "Don't You (Forget about Me)"
"I Mint to Do That Burger" - (Comes with mint relish)
*A play on "I meant to do that"
"Only the Provolonely Burger" - (Comes with provolone)
*A play on the song "Only the Lonely"
===End Credits Sequence===
Standard credit sequence. The disco minute music plays, Tina and Louise start moving and this becomes more evident, Linda comes in dancing energetically as does Gene. A frozen shrimp tied to a red helium balloon floats in. Right at the end Bob breaks out into a Satuday Night Fever-esque move.
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