Gaston

Gaston LeGume is a famous Disney villain appearing in Beauty and the Beast. He is the deuteragonist of The Egotist Show, where he and his best friend Frollo get into mindless crossover misadventures and other kinds of brain-damaging activities.
==Personality==
Gaston is arrogant, vain, rude, conceited, evil, selfish, greedy, jealous, violent, insane, and also a chronic steroids addict. He, like Frollo, often annoys the living shit out of other people for amusement, but Gaston seems to have less enemies than Frollo. He is feared by most of the residents of his town, as he tends to kill anyone who criticizes him or does not give him a perfect 10/10 score with his blunderbuss. He has a habit of shouting loudly and is classified as your stereotypical high-school bully by almost everyone. He may possibly be bisexual as he often has gay porn in his pockets. He also loves decorating his bar with antlers and also enjoys eating four dozen eggs. In combat, Gaston is a sneaky lying cheating giant motherfucker, doing whatever it takes to win.
Along with these arrogant qualities, Gaston is somewhat intelligent. Whenever he thinks of something, a lightbulb may appear over his head briefly, just before he says that he knows what ought to be done.
Despite his incredible arrogance, on one occasion he has acknowledged that he is a really bad driver, and is rumored to have caused a massive freak accident that killed his driving instructor and 13 children after crashing into a school bus going over 145 km/h during his driver's test a decade ago.
With the revelation of him being a reality bender in the same vein as Ronald McDonald, it becomes hard to pin down if he is solely subject towards his whims or if he harbored malcontent that was never apparent otherwise (such as in when he shot down Hans Frollo after undoing his brainwashing, which was promptly followed by Ronald McDonald making Hans miss the Hell Spike), especially with him having made the decision to leave Ronald McDonald's club of twats.
==Powers and Weapons==
Gaston mostly uses his steroid-enhanced brute strength to fight his opponents. He's very powerful physically thanks to his overuse of steroids, often dealing powerful blows and is known for his trademark body slam. His spit is strong enough to trip opponents, and his "yes" can be weaponized into a sizable sonic wave.
He is quite a gunslinger with his firearms, like his trusty blunderbuss, his powerful Egg Blaster, or any other high-tech weaponry. He also carries a bow and arrows, which he uses to great effect.
He also has a brodar, shown in Frollo Celebrates his Funeral, which lets him perceive Frollo's call for help, even behind Frollo's soundproof bathroom. Bison also has this ability for Guile.
During Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker, he was able to swallow a bunch of grenades and use them to spit back a giant, rocket-propelled grenade with a rendition of his face on it. In Frollo Almost Finally Does It, Frollo uses Gaston himself as a gun, firing eggs or other projectiles out of his mouth in a badly executed attempt to reference Banjo-Tooie.
When Frollo, Gaston, Guile and Bison unite, they can perform the Giga Drill Breaker. Frollo and Gaston become the Drill, while Guile and Bison become the shades to hold up the enemy.
For whatever reason, he tends to carry around gay porn, M&Ms, and an 8-ball to spare. His penis can also extend for miles upon miles when erect, even being able to enter countless sewer systems and somehow reach all across the globe.
It's revealed that Gaston is a being with powers similar to Ronald McDonald (being able to break the fourth wall and which also explains why the Sonic Spring negated reactions from the Hell Guards). However, he gives up these powers to return to being alongside Frollo and his friends, albeit devoid of his memories involving Ronald McDonald and of his previous life still retaining retaining his memories of Ronald McDonald and of his previous incarnation.
==Appearance ==
Gaston is shown to be tall, hairy and muscular thanks to his chronic use of steroids. He has mid-long black hair tied in a pony tail and blue eyes. He wears a red collar shirt, brown pants and brown boots along with a brown belt. He also has yellow gloves that appear and disappear along with a cape and a pouch on its back. He is also shown to have a massive penis due to his daily use of penis enlargement pills. 
==Relationships==
===Frollo===
Gaston is Frollo's best friend to which they both care for each other deeply. They fought in the beginning of the Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens saga, however they soon realized that friendship is more important than a stupid whore, and stopped fighting. Gaston even swam in the River Styx to save Frollo. however he stopped halfway after he realized he was turning in to a old man (However, this was all a nightmare Frollo was dreaming up). He and Frollo however, have fought alongside each other many times and they also invented The Egotist Show's trademark image of permanent brain death, The Awtism Pose.
===LeFou===
Just like in Beauty and the Beast, LeFou is Gaston's crony who always follows him around and admires him. Even though LeFou "accidentally" killed him, Gaston got revenge on him by planting a pistol in his jail cell (somehow) which LeFou then used to kill himself, and later made him fall into the Sea of Darkness as his true revenge during the events of Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker.
===Bimbie Analchy===
Gaston has raped Bimbie using his enlarged cock to tunnel through the sewer systems of the world to her toilet, and even fought for her in Frollo Exorcises Unclean Citizens. Bimbie now considers him a friend.
===Guile and Bison===
Guile and Bison were originally enemies of Frollo and Gaston, as they tried to kill them both in Frollo Tries to Start a Cult. However, after Frollo spared their lives, all four of them fought against Tourettus and since then have been long distance friends.
===Kronk===
Kronk was originally an enemy of Frollo and Gaston, but after bonding over gay porn and M&M's, they became allies and close buds.
===Yakuza Gaston===
Yakuza Gaston is Gaston's Japanese cousin, a rich businessman with a cellphone company who helped organize Gaston's funeral in Leet Fighters. He really doesn't give a fuck about his French cousin, as he uses his funeral to advertise his cellphones. He has given cellphones away for free, but as can be seen in the letter read by Bison, he charged an entry fee for all the funeral attendees, and all of its games have ridiculously short free trials.
=== Ronald McDonald ===
It is implied, if not downright stated that since the beginning Gaston had been (albeit reluctantly) working as one of Ronald McDonald's apprentices, acting behind the scenes in accordance to his will (Hans Frollo's death is probably the most evident of this, as once Hans Frollo was murdered by Gaston and sent into Hell, he was promptly shoved out of the way of the Hell Spikes by the hands of Ronald McDonald). He even shares an Awtism Pose with McDonald. However, this is all implied towards being a result of Stockholm Syndrome, as Gaston evidently strongly fears going against Ronald McDonald's whims after having entered within his very domain under the risk of universal deportation.
Likely out of resentment of being a minion under Ronald McDonald's wee-tarted judgement, Gaston had no qualms with completely abandoning his knowledge, power, and supposed friendship with Ronald McDonald for the sake of returning back into the status quo of mundane mortality. When some dumb anime girl asks why he left all that power behind, McDonald seems to allude with his relationship towards Gaston, remarking she will understand in due time... (Except she doesn't, because Ronald McDonald dies and gets replaced by a far more superior deity, who immediately fires her)
==Trivia==
*Like Frollo, he appeared as a playable character in Autistic Brawlers.
*Gaston having dimensional powers and being in league with Donald was foreshadowed in two freeze frames from Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker, the Universo 64 tilting back in Frollo Gets Banned From Mexico, and in Leet Fighters 7 when Balrog destroyed the teddy bear.
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