The Temstreet Boys

The Temstreet Boys was the tentative title of a scrapped episode of the second season of SpongeBob n' Stuff, originally written in 2018 but released on August 24, 2020 for archival reasons. It was never finished.
== Transcript ==
Disclaimer: the views expressed by the author are inaccurate of the present day.
(the episode begins at the pineapple, SpongeBob is watching YouTube on his tablet while Patrick is watching the television)
YouTuber: Hey guys, and welcome to the top five Fortnite YouTubers who have sworn. Before we begin, please like, subscribe and hit the bell, it’s free and really helps the channel to grow. Oh, and don’t forget to enter our free V-bucks and ROBUX giveawa- (SpongeBob turns the tablet off)
SpongeBob: Eh, there’s nothing good on YouTube nowadays! Well, besides luis_yt, of course. Pass me the remote, Pat.
Patrick: Who’s Pat?
SpongeBob: You are, silly!
Patrick: I’m Pat? (gives SpongeBob the TV remote)
SpongeBob: What you watching anyway?
TV: What you watching anyway?
Patrick: Oh, just this show called “SpongeBob n’ Stuff” or something. It’s really lame, actually. I don’t understand who would actually watch it.
SpongeBob: Yeah. (changes channel) Nope. (changes channel again) Nuh-uh. (changes channel again) Why is there nothing good on the tele? (changes channel again, he ends up on MTV or something)
Announcer: And at the number one spot is… The Temstreet Boys! (a music video comes on)
Temmie: u r tems fyre
tems wun desire
bereave wen tem say
All: I want it dat wae.
Ugandan Knuckles: But we, are two worlds apart
Can't reach-
SpongeBob: Wait- is that Temmie? And UK? And Kenny and Jeffy? WHAT DO THEY THINK THEY’RE DOING?
Jeffy: Tell me why
All: Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Kenny (muffled): Tell me why
All: Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Robbie: Tell me why
SpongeBob: Even Robbie Rotten’s there too!
All: I want it dat wae (the show goes to static, it is revealed that Patrick has turned it off)
Patrick: I hate this channel.
SpongeBob: (grabs the remote off of him) No, no! (turns it back on)
Temmie: ya tem no its 2 l8
butt tem want it dat wae
Jeffy: Tell me why (LightBob walks in)
LightBob: What’ya watching?
Kenny (muffled): Tell me why
LightBob: Wait, is that-
Robbie: Tell me why
Temmie: tem weather wanna here u say-ay-ay
All: I want it dat wae
Temmie: cos tem want it dat wae
LightBob: Woah, how did that happen? (we see a timecard)
Narrator: Yesterday. (cut to The Temstreet Boys in downtown Bikini Bottom, the day before)
All: I just wanna Rolly Rolly Rolly with a dab of ranch
I already got some designer to hold up my pants
I just want some ice on my wrist so I look better when I dance
Have you lookin' at it, put you in a trance
I just wanna Rolly Rolly R- (they realise that someone is watching them)
Robbie: Uh, do you mind?
???: No, no! Not at all! I was just coincidentally and conveniently for the plot passing by when I noticed you guys. Wow, you got talent!
Ugandan Knuckles: Do u no da wae?
???: To where? My office? (chuckles) I like you guys.
Jeffy: We’re not actually gay, by the way.
???: OK… (pause) Anyway, how about we go back to my office not far from here and have a little chat about your… future.
Temmie: cool! is dis gonna b 1 of does time twavawing episodes?
Robbie: He must be a physic. (cut to this random guy’s office)
???: Right, welcome to my office. What are you collectively called, again?
Jeffy: Pee pee suc!
Temmie: wii r, uh… da temstreet bois!
???: The Temstreet Boys. I like it! The name’s Cowell. Simon Cowell. And I want to make you filthy rich. So rich you can just go about buying V-bucks like it’s no big deal. So rich all the ladies will want you.
??? (off-screen): Oh, Simon!
Simon: And that guy, apparently. NOT NOW, DAVID! Anyway, I wanna make this band real. You’re names will go up with the rest of the stars I’ve made. For example, there’s One Dir- no, that was an accident. Uh… Honey G? No, never happened. Uh… Maybe Little Mix, I guess? I mean, I haven’t made any proper stars-stars before, but I feel that you guys are different and will certainly bring a sprinkle of uniqueness to the table. So, Temmie, Kenny, Robbie, Ugandan Knuckles and Jeffy, I don’t know how I know your names but, how do you feel about signing a record deal with me? (cut back to present)
SpongeBob: I guess we’ll never know.
Patrick: The story will probably be stupid, anyway. Not good enough to get admin approved or approved by anyone, really. Not that I know who anyone is, but he sounds like a nice guy.
Announcer: The Temstreet Boys will be performing at the BB Has Talent Auditions later today at downtown Bikini Bottom. If you think you’re better than them, why not audition today? First place wins a record deal!
LightBob: I know! Why don’t WE audition for BB Has Talent! We’ll have a lot of fun, and we’ll get to see our friends perform!
SpongeBob: Well, I don’t see why not.
Patrick: Why not?
LightBob: We could be called… (thinks) Sponge Mouth!
Patrick: That name stinks. (cut to the ‘oh!!!’ meme then quickly cut back)
LightBob: (puts her hands on her hips) Well, do you have any better ideas?
Patrick: The Jolly Wieners?
SpongeBob: What about Mash Mouth?
Patrick: Or, The Jolly Wieners!
LightBob: The Jolly Wieners it is then!
SpongeBob: But-
Patrick: HOORAY!
SpongeBob: But first, we have more important matters to attend to. (lays his phone down on the coffee table) Yanny or Laurel?
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