Sonic Adventure 2: The Song of the Cebu

Sonic Adventure 2: The Song of the Cebu is a song that appears in Sonic Adventure 2 (with The Song of the Cebu).
==Lyrics==
Announcer:
And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry.
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
Larry the Cucumber presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event,
The Song of the Cebu!
Larry:
Cebu!
This is a song about a boy.
A song about a little boy and his Cebus.
A song about a little boy and his three Cebus.
The little boy who had a sick Cebu, a sad Cebu, and mute Cebu.
And also a hippo.
Um, um, this is me at the airport.
This is my Aunt Ruth.
This is me at a bull fight.
This is me fighting a bull.
All:
Ooh!
Larry:
This is me and the bull.
All:
Ahh!
Larry:
This is me and the bull, and...
I think that's the bull's cousin.
He's a cebu!
Archibald:
Hold it!
You call this a multimedia event?
This is a slide projector and a bed sheet!
And what on earth is a Cebu, anyway?
Larry:
It's kinda like a cow. See?
Archibald:
Yes, well... Very good. This could be interesting.
Carry on!
Larry:
Cebu! Sing it with me!
Cebu!
Larry:
Boy is riding with cebu
Larry:
Into town in his canoe
Larry:
Sick Cebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
All:
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, achoo moo moo moo moo
Larry:
Hippo chewing on bamboo
Larry:
Can't see boy and three Cebu
Larry:
Sad Cebu is rowing and crying
Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo moo moo moo
All:
Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo, boo hoo moo moo moo moo
Larry:
Cebu!
Larry:
Cebu!
All:
Cebu!
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo
Boo-hoo moo moo, achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo, boo-hoo moo moo
Cebu!
Larry:
Hippo seen by mute cebu
Larry:
Tries to tell the other two
Larry:
Mute Cebu is waving and grunting
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
All:
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm
Mmm-hmm mmm mmm, mmm-hmm mmm mmm mmm mmm
Larry:
Uh-oh.
Archibald:
Wait! What happens next?!
Larry:
Um...
Archibald:
Does the hippo see them?
Is the poor mute Cebu successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?
Is the boy injured?
Why is the sad Cebu sad?
Is the canoe wood or aluminum?
Larry:
Oh, look! There's me and Bob at Sea World!
Oh, wow!
All:
Ooh!
Larry:
Forget about that one.
There's me and that bull again.
Archibald:
You can't just start a song and leave it hanging like that!
You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you!
This is quite disappointing!
I'm gonna have to speak to Bob about this!
Larry:
Oh, look! A Cebu!
All:
Cebu!
Larry:
No, wait. That's a water buffalo.
All:
No more song about Cebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye-bye moo moo, bye-bye moo moo
Bye-bye moo moo, bye-bye moo moo moo moo
Jimmy:
I want my money back!
Jerry:
Yeah. That'd be... That'd be good.
Category:Songs
Category:Video Games
Category:Sonic Adventure 2
Category:Sonic Adventure 2: Battle