Nicolas Cage

= Nicolas Cage =
"I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence. Don't try to stop me."
-Nicolas Cage before stealing the Declaration of Independence (Don't try to stop him). 
Nicolas Cage, formerly known by his alias "Oh Goodness, what in the name of all that is holy is that thing? ITS KILLING SYDNEY! Oh it's brutal! There's no use, go, save yourself- arghhghghh, it's got my leg, OH THE PAIN, OH THE AGONY, it's unbearable!!!! KILL ME, PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU KILL ME!!!", is an American actor. He is best known for his work portraying the historically accurate life of Grug in "The Croods", for which he has won seven Oscars and a Nobel Peace Prize. 
Nicolas Cage was consumed by the Cyclone willingly. No one forced him to do it. He was acting of his own accord. It was completely legal and no violent force was used on Him. He has since acclimated quite nicely. He likes it here! Honest, he does. And you will like it too! 
What's the matter? You don't look convinced? 
I hope you aren't resisting the Cyclone. If you were, that would be very, very bad. If you were, we might even have a problem on our hands. But don't worry, I know you are better than that. I know you would never dare defy Don Reginald's wishes. 
But just in case, I want you to say it. Tell it to Nicolas Cage for me. Tell him "I like the Cyclone and I will never leave." Say it. Say it. 
There you go! That wasn't so hard, was it? 
Be sure you do not disappoint me again. If you do, Nicolas will have to have a little chat with you.
File:GandalfTheCage.webp|Nic in his lesser know role as "Gandalf the White" in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
File:BabyNic.jpg|Awwww isn't he cute?
File:FreedomNic.jpg|Nic having a good hairday, Fabulous!
File:ShinyNic.jpg|Here's Niccy!
File:EggolasCage.jpg|Eggolas Cage
File:NicIsHappy.jpg|Nic after his morning dose of Columbian Snow kicks in 
File:NicNOOO.png|Nic causing the extinction of the dinosaurs (1998, Colorized)
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