Christopher goes to camp rock 2 the final jam

Christopher and his gang go to camp rock until evil rises... (requiem for a dream) the villians unites with camp star... It is a competition. Who will win? Camp star or Camp rock?
Quotes
Cailliou:Tess, If we win the competion, I would be proud for camp rock as a winner! Or else you will die.
Squidward:Good Idea. (Gets mad with Mr Krabs meanting it's on)
Tess:Yeah, Whatever you fat b***h.
Rainbow Dash:Darn It! Now you got me acting all sappy.
Dibble:What? WHAT?! I'll get my revenge on you! Get back here! If I ever catch you,I'll tear you,limb from limb!
Christopher:Ok,Army of Characters! We've got a big argument if we lose! If Camp Star when they win, I say we have to argue with them! Anyone Else? But are we just going to wait around until they does?! Right, Mitchie?
Mitchie:...(Cricket makes sound)
Christopher:Ok... Am I Right?
Mr Krabs:I'd say, WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!!
Kyle:You! Why are you here to spoil the competetion?!
All but Camp Rock:Camp Rock's gonna win! Camp Rock's gonna win!
Pre-Commercial
Christopher:Snaptrap! The League of Villains!
Discord:I know.
Mr Krabs:So let's rip their sucker out!
Sandy:Hold it! We're about to face...
Christopher:The Final Jam!
(Back to Christopher goes to camp rock 2:The Final Jam)
Annoucer: And the results are in.
(Dead island theme plays)
Kitty:We lost.
Top cat:(Cries)
Garfield:That good for nothing Camp star.
(everyone crys)
Spongebob: (Cries) Without the Camp, I... I... Oh! Oh! Oh! Squidward!
(Tess comforts mitchie,christopher and the characters while record scratches before Knuckles loses it while Karl comes closer to her)
Tess:Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
Karl:What does Claustrophobic mean?
Sonic:It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Tess:No,it doesn't!
Karl:HO,HO,HO! (Giggles)
Sonic:No! Wait,Karl! You're scaring her!
Karl:HO,HO,HO...
Tess:It's not working,Karl.
Karl:Darn.
Sonic:Uhh,Tess,You're standing on my foot.
Tess:Oh. Sorry,Sonic.
Garfield:(has a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow on my ribs.
Tess:EWW!!
(Garfield eats it)
Tess:Garfield...
Garfield:(Shoves Tess) And stop stepping on my potato salad!
Om Nom:Uh,Guys...
Tess:Stop pushing me,Garfield!
Garfield:You mean like this?! (Pushes her)
Tess:No,like this! (Pushes Garfield)
Om Nom:You shouldn't fight out here in front of the crowd! This is a magical place.
Knuckles:S**t,S**t,S**t,S**t,S**T!!!!!!!! You're late,Slowpoke!
Tess:What?
Knuckles:No talk! Let's deal with this!
Tess:What's wrong? Am I your buddy?
Knuckles:I'm not your buddy and don't forget it Smart Alick! Now put it up! I ain't come here to sniff the flowers!
Tess:I told you that there was something wrong! Was it that I...
Knuckles:Shut Up! Give us the eternal element sources you stole,or else!
Spongebob:What are you doing here?!!!!?! Can't you see I was frozen today?!!??!?
Ludwick:You kept us giving money for a voting?! F**k you!
Dibble:(Seen holding celery with Rainbow Dash,Two Legs Joe and Myron)That's Nothing! You called us fat! (Eats celery with Rainbow Dash, Myron and Two Legs Joe)
Vana:(Cries) You ruined my moment!
Mr Krabs:Wait a minute...This isn't my money to keep,this is ordinary dollars that has been crumpled up,torn slightly,soaked into the lagoon and kissed with Rainbow Blue #5 Semi Gloss Lipstick.
Lucius:Well It's mine, so you can't have it.
Mr Krabs:I trusted you,and you gave me this! I can't believe me rock star betray like this.(Cries)
Tess:No, I won't be swayed by tears anymore.
Mr Krabs:(Stops crying) I see. I guess I have no choice but to offer a reward.
Tess:You're kidding. Is it a refund?
Mr.Krabs:No. It's this sandwich. (nails the sandwich to a pole)
Tess:A sandwich? You expect to break my back over a sandwich?
Mr Krabs:Not a sandwich. The Sandwich. (Puts sandwiches in lagoon)
Tess:Whatever. I've got plenty more to... (Mr Krabs puts her food supply in the river) ...eat.
Mr Krabs:Now, I think we understand each other. Nobody eats until I get my millionth dollar back! (Walks closer to Tess)
Tess:Uh,Christopher, May I have a word with you? Have you noticed that Mr. Krabs has gone... COMPLETELY INSANE?!
Christopher:What? You Won that stupid competetion!
Tess:Just look at him!
(Mr Krabs is wearing at a funeral to stand next to a tombstone saying "RIP: Millionth Dollar" while crying and starts hugging it)
Christopher:Tess,He lost something near and dear to him! We are going to destroy...
Tess:Look again.
Mr Krabs:You owe me money!
Squidward:You made me provide excellent service!
Fercious Beast:Hey! You took all of my spots away! Give those back! (Puts Spots) There!
Tess:I think i should just go now!
Red Menace:Rule 27-C...No camper may leave the argument....EVER. Until the argument has been done.
Batty:You Poisioned our narp crops, burned into our houses and deliver a plague of water supplies!
Everyone but Batty and Tess:She Did?
Tess:I did??
Batty:No, I meant You Poisioned our water supply,burned our crops and deliver a plague into our houses!
Everyone but Batty,and Tess:She Did??
Tess:I Did???? I'm very sorry for winning.
Batty:I'm gonna kick your butt and No. I mean It!
Tess:That time it almost seemed like...
(Batty rips out his chest hair and says I Mean It!)
Tess:You did mean it.
Om Nom:You are Grounded for...71527251913621418362548369362780062374507246 Years!
Tess:I'm Sorry.
Om Nom:OH NO NO NO NO! Sorry isn't going to cut it!
Tess:But...
Om Nom:OH NO NO NO! I told you that Sorry isn't going to cut it!
Spyro:Behind you stands a symbol of oppression,Camp Star. Where 100 campers have languished under the name of this man, a busy man, who has been held up to you as the shining example of judgement. You have been supplied with a false villain to stop you from tearing down the corrupt Camp. Let me tell you the truth about the busy man, from the words of our adventurer leader, Mr.Christopher: "The TOTLOC didn't join Camp Star,he chose Camp Rock, and took the blame for his appalling crime,so that I could to my shame build a lie around this fallen villain. I praised the mad man who tried with his Camp to win this contest. While I can no longer live with my lie, it is time to trust the audience of Camp Star with the truth, and it is time for the busy man to resign." And do you accept this man's resignation?! (All of the Skylanders but him say YES!) And do you accept the resignation of all these liars?! OF ALL THE CORRUPT?! We take Camp Rock from the corrupt,the rich,the oppressors of generations who kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you, the stolen things. Camp Rock is yours. None shall interfere,do as you please. Start by storming Camp Star and retrieve the stolen things. Step foward,those who would serve,for an army will be raised. The popular will be ripped from their decadent nests and cast out into the cold world in the night that we know and endure. Police will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. B***d will be shed. The camp will survive as they learn to survive true judgement. The Great Camp Rock...it will endure. Camp Rock will survive.
Skipper:And I found this security camera a few nights ago!
Tess:Seriously,I WANT TO GO!!!
Red Menace:(Slams his fist) RULE 12-B! No camper may not leave to see the footage! WATCH IT!!!!!!
Skipper:...Ok. You took off the spots off the Ferocious Beast and also,Your member,Heinous...
Lucius:WHAT?!
Skipper:...Stole Mr Krabs' $1,000,000th Dollar! Finally,You...You....You took all of the eternal elemental sources! Those were for the Core of Light for Villain's Defeats Only.
Meowth:Also....(Puts out microphone stand) Is this thing on? Ok. This is Meowth the Pokemon. Only 100 people alive unless with 2 hands and 2 legs in Camp Star can hear this frequently,Camper...And that's you. In aprabracy after in 6 minutes, a poisonous gas would flood the camp,annihilating all of Camp Star, not Camp Rock.(All the main characters but Caillou and Spyro and almost all the secondary characters run) It's being acessive,but I also gonna need you,LOV. After all...and you will accept an invitation to party. But a disaster...with campers in danger. (The characters escape on a wide canoe) Well,I just knew you wouldn't resist the chance to help.
Spyro:HA! An Invitation to party.
Squidward:You just won and we didn't....
Tess:(Feels bad for herself)
Squidward:YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF AND YOUR BAND!!!!!!
Mr Krabs:I know what you're thinking. It's just a dumb old dollar, Let's just leave the whole gang, they won't notice. (Cries) Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for backstabbing league like you:A Punishment.
Cailliou: I thought we won! Our song was triumphiant! I thought we'd won!
Tess:You don't have to win all the time.
Cailliou:No! No I want to! Why?! Why Do you have to join Camp Star anyway?!?!
Tess:Because of the music and That's enough.
Cailliou:SILLY OLD CAMPER!!!! YOU MUST DIE!
Mr Krabs:That's It! (Lucius Heinous The 7th freezes)
Cailliou:(Whips then cries)
(Cailliou was in a very bad mood because he didn't win the contest and killed the winner)
Alternate Scenes 1 & 2:
Red Menace:YOU MADE CAMP STAR WON?!?! (In a hulk-esque form and yells to kill her)
Tess:(Feels Happy)
Aardvark:We Didn't Win and you make fun?! Me Kill You! Me F**king KILL YOU!!
Mr Krabs:YAAAAHHH!!!! Ah-Ha! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Look Guys, I've finally got it! I've finally got me millionth dollar!
Candace:This better wear off till the next scene. (Fades to next scene)
Mitchie:I can't believe we lost.
Christopher:Tell me about it.
Danny:Are you feeling better,Cailliou?
Cailliou:(Angry) Why can't we win the contest when we want to win the contest?
Yogi:Ok,Maybe Not.
Cailliou:Not unless The LOV (league of villians) show up!
Kowalski:I have a number of problems in my list. Here it is. 1.Elemental Villian Eternal Sources Problem. EVESP. 2.Bribing A Money Mistake. BAMM. 3.Not So Fat Innocent Adventurers. NSFIA. 4.Camper Memory Destroyer. CMD. 5.I Owe You. IOU. 6.Service Servant. SS. 7.I Mean It! IMI. 8.Red Menace's Rules Of Doom. RMROD. 9.Investigate Security Secret Camera. ISSC. 10.Poisonous Gas Prediction. PGP...OH,WHAT THE H**L?! HOW MANY ARE THE PROBLEMS?!?
Cailliou:12. Or 14 in Alternate scenes. Hmmm...Patrick?
Patrick:Yes?
Cailliou:You secure the camp. I'll calm down for a little while. Here's the button to explode the canoes and wears off the explosion except the villains, Ok?
Patrick:Gotcha.
Patrick:(sees canoes)
Kyle:Here We Go...
Patrick:I wasn't going to do this, but you've left me no choice! (Patrick pushes a button and the canoes explode)
Alternate Scene:
Tree Rex:(Sees signal and shoots it to make the canoes explode)
Snaptrap: AAAAGGHH!!!
Skipper:Press the Wear off Button,Please, Except the Villians.
Angry Birds:(Presses it)
Snaptrap:(THUD!) Ooooohhhh. (The LOV's squashed on him) Ouch!
Audio
-Zelda Cd-i
-South Park
-Left 4 dead
-Nostalgia Critic
-The Dark Knight Rises
-Rock a doodle
-Spongebob
-Robot Chicken (2x)
Trivia
-This marks the first time Cailliou kills someone.
-This contains a few bad words in it. Ignore the bad words as you look.