S07E04 - Neville Schlongbottom

This episode continues "Things to Do in Berlin (When You're Bored)" and then covers "Normal Things" and the beginning of "The Girl Who Topped".
== Episode Summary ==
Neville and Harry explore each other's cocks and then have the relationship talk.
== Notable Moments ==
* Danny recounts a Cheetos dream that he had about Allie being super organized.
* "Do they get blue jean blue-balled, or just balled?" ~ Danny
* Allie is trying to woo Ugg as sponsors by slipping in some hard G's on "ugh"s
* Jellylegs jinx caused by a blow job = Blow legs
* Groingotts: A spank bank
* "Harry's cock is like your Doritos." ~ Allie
** "Thanks for putting it in that terms." ~ Lyndsay
* "WHHEEEEEEE!" ~ Harry orgasming, according to Lyndsay and Allie.
* The Golden Threesome imagine Harry composing a formal email to "Dearest Ginerva" about how he pulsed into Neville's flesh.
* Harry furnishes his apartments with Plughorns.
* Danny references his joke from episode 3 about Luna being like Spongebob Squarepants licking an ice cream cone.
* Danny loves Harry's identity crisis ("Is it Voldemort that would love green leather shoes, or me??")
* "Charles Dick. A Tale of Two Titties! ... Anyone?" ~ Lyndsay
** "Oliver Tits!" ~ Allie & Lyndsay
* "That was misleading." ~ Lyndsay, at Ginny being sweaty...but not from sex.
* Danny hopes that Eros has discreet wrapping, unlike the delivered brooms
* Hosts hypothesize that Neville may be feeling a little self-conscious and is sending in dick pics to the cock critiquer.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Excited by the sexy times.
Danny: Up
* Likes that everyone seems emotionally safe with the casual sex.
Lyndsay: Up
* Curious to see how Luna and Ginny shake out.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* Katie's song is played at the end of the episode, a cover of "Someone to Lava"
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