Rafiki the Hyena Man

Rafiki the Hyena Man is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. The short is about Rafiki and his friends having a barbeque until the hyenas show up and beg for some food, leading Rafiki to feed them. It was released on December 11, 2024.
==Characters==
*Rafiki
*Zazu
*Simba
*Nala
*Kion
*Kiara
*Bunga
*Ono
*Fuli
*Beshte
==Transcript==
(At night in the Pride Lands, Rafiki and his friends host a barbeque while serving some food in the campfire with everyone grabbing some food by the sticks and eating them)
*Rafiki: Hoo hoo hoo! It's a barbeque in the making!
*Zazu: Fresh meats served with heart and love.
*Simba: Thanks guys. You could really use more juice if you needed to.
*Rafiki: No no. Without juice is good enough to roast some meats.
*Simba: Understandable.
*Nala: I love zebra meat a lot.
*Kiara: Taking out meat is pretty hard than I thought.
*Kion: Once you chew it, you take your time to eat it.
*Kiara: My first hunt was like that. I have to go through every other animal and prey on them.
*Timon: First hunts are always not that easy.
*Pumbaa: I'm too young to be hunted.
*Sarabi: Ah. Don't you love some cooked meat for dinner?
*Sarafina: I sure do, sweetie.
*Bunga: *pick on some grubs* Ooh, grubs. My favorite.
*Ono: Grubs have a lot of plant material in them including organic matter.
*Fuli: It's better than eating bananas with the baboons.
*Beshte: They're crunchy and slimey.
*Kovu: I like mine cold.
*Vitani: Same with warm.
*Zazu: You deserved another well made for your lecture day, Rafiki.
*Rafiki: Thank you very much. It was me who set up the whole party. *see some hyenas playing* What the?
*Zazu: What's going on?
*Rafiki: Hyenas. *see some hyenas laugh* I am seeing hyenas!
*Simba: Hyenas?!
*Nala: Stranger danger. Everyone do not move.
*Timon: Not the hyenas!
*Pumbaa: How did they get here?
*Shenzi: Ooh, go give me one with blue.
*Banzai: Yeah, blue! Purple is also my favorite!
*Ed: *laugh* Ahhh, heh heh heh heh!
*Janja: Toast, y'all!
*Chungu: Encore, encore!
*Cheezi: They always run around in circles.
*Zazu: Rafiki, what should we do?
*Rafiki: Don't worry. I'll handle this! Hey hyenas! Over here!
*Tano: Shenzi, we got company!
*Nne: It's Rafiki and his silly friends.
*Shenzi: *she and her clan walk towards Rafiki* Well, well, well. What do we have here? If it isn't Rafiki, nice meeting you again since the battle at Pride Rock.
*Simba: Don't you dare lay a paw on them, Shenzi!
*Nala: We know you were loyal to Scar!
*Rafiki: You want a rematch, huh? Well you think again for your crimes!
*Shenzi: Ooh, what's that you're serving? Is that lunch?
*Rafiki: You stay away you are before you pick on the wrong guy!
*Banzai: Man, that's harsh of you. Can you just take a chill grub before anyone take their lunches to go?
*Ed: Eh?
*Rafiki: If you don't leave, then you have been warned.
*Shenzi: I'm gonna make a nice mandrill sandwich out of you.*growls*
*Timon and Pumbaa: *shrieks* Aah! *cover their faces*
*Bunga: It's not Zuka Zama to make.
*Kovu: Didn't all the hyenas moved to the Outlands and left the Elephant Graveyard a dump?
*Vitani: This is why no one goes to haunted places anymore after the reign of Scar.
*Shenzi: I'm gonna pick a nice rib out of your body.
*Rafiki: I know you want some dinner. *hold a stick and use a meat on the stick* Have some if you like.
*Shenzi: What?
*Banzai: What do you mean what?
*Rafiki: Try some meat if you like my friends.
*Janja: Oh boy. Let's get them!
*Shenzi: *eat some meat* Tasty!
*Rafiki: *hold another piece on the stick* Try this.
*Banzai: *eat some meat* Encore!
*Rafiki: You're getting there.
*Ed: *eat some meat* Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
*Simba: Hey, I think they're liking the meat.
*Nala: Not bad for a meet-up, eh?
*Kion: Let the hyenas have their moment for the day.
*Kiara: Kion's right.
*Rafiki: Oh. There you go.
*Tano: Yummy.
*Nne: Tasty.
*Timon: Hungry hungry hyenas, eh?
*Pumbaa: They sure do love a good appite.
*Rafiki: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
*Shenzi: Come on. My head was moving in the right direction.
*Banzai: It's okay Shenzi. Take your time. There is no rush.
*Shenzi: Quiet! Even Scar used to do some tricks on us when he was living.
*Rafiki: Magic always work when you have a good sense of humor.
*Zazu: Safety first.
*Janja: Yum.
*Chungu: Ooh. I got it.
*Cheezi: I finally got a meat.
*Rafiki: Who want to play and feed some food to the hyenas?
*Simba: I do.
*Nala: Go ahead Simba. You got it.
*Rafiki: *hold a stick for Simba* Ooh ooh ooh. You can do it my boy.
*Simba: Thanks Rafiki. You're really the best.
*Rafiki: Here you go. Try it out and don't be nervous.
*Simba: I'll try. Oh.
*Banzai: Darn it.
*Simba: He he he. Using a stick is worth a go.
*Shenzi: Ooh. Mommy is gonna give me a nice patch of meat.
*Sarabi: Oh Simba.
*Sarafina: You got this.
*Simba: I'm always on a roll. *Ed grab the stick from him with the meat* FFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAA- (swearing is cut due to bad word. my apologies.)
*Nala: Simba, your friend.
*Simba: The hyena got it.
*Rafiki: Hoo hoo hoo. Anyone want to try?
*Bunga: I do.
*Ono: Pick me.
*Beshte: I'll have a nice.
*Rafiki: Come on and give it a go. It's all yours.
*Bunga: Zuka Zama!
*Ono: Hapana!
*Fuli: Huwezi!
*Beshte: Twende kiboko!
*Zazu: Make this way!
*Shenzi: Give me some.
*Banzai: Oh. The fresh meat choices are ours.
*Rafiki: Give them some!
*Nala: Alright.
*Shenzi: Ooh.
*Kion: Come on, now.
*Kiara: Enjoy.
*Timon: Free food for the hyenas.
*Pumbaa: Ooh, free food. Everyone love a buffet!
*Banzai: The buffet blow me away!
*Ed: Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh.
*Kovu: Give it a try.
*Vitani: Don't make the meat fall.
*Sarabi: Everyone get a chance.
*Sarafina: No rush.
*Janja: Sharp.
*Chungu: I got it!
*Cheezi: Incredible.
*Bunga: Splendid!
*Fuli: Superb!
*Ono: Subpar.
*Beshte: And charming.
*Tano: Heh heh heh.
*Nne: Doesn't beat a worm like the lines.
*Jasri: Not bad.
*Madoa: I like it.
*Tunu: Yummy.
*Wema: Well done.
*Rafiki: Everyone love the meats from the hyenas! *laugh*
*Zazu: Today is your lucky day Rafiki.
*Simba: Most of the times, we animals fight against the hyenas, but we can get along some of these days when we're not hunting.
*Shenzi: King Simba is right.
*Rafiki: Everyone deserve a family tradition. *laugh* It is time!
*Zazu: *fly* I love you Rafiki.
(Rafiki and his friends continue to serve the meats to the hyenas at the end of the day)
THE END
==Trivia==
*The title is based off intrepidtravelers' video "The Hyena Man" where a man is giving out meat to hyenas on a bucket.
Category:Fanfiction
Category:Fanfictions by MarioFan65