Chris-R

Chris-R is a drug dealer and one-scene antagonist from The Room. He appeared in The Egotist Show as a minor character before dying an unceremonious death before the penultimate episode because of his lack of character development.
==Personality==
Chris-R is a brash, raging man fueled by his desire for money. All of his motivation comes from collecting money for himself and others. His aggressive personality gave him no hesitation to approach Ronald McDonald after he came out of the Wilfmension holding Frollo's corpse.
==Powers and Abilities==
Chris-R wields a "silver" pistol, which he sucks at aiming with.
==Appearance==
Chris-R is a buff man thanks to his drug addictions who sports a black beanie, black wife-beater and black jeans. Blah blah, average penis, flat buttcheeks, he's dead, why should we even give a fuck about this guy?
Heck, I bet you're just reading this article about this minor character because you have nothing better to do with your life except manage a wiki about a dumb crossover fanfiction with little relevance. (Offense intended)
==Relationships==
===Al-Qaeda===
According to Achmed Frollo, Chris-R was a goon hired by Al-Qaeda. They sent Chris-R to collect the ransom money from Denny ("one million dollars") for their hostage Tommy Wiseau. After Wilford Brimley's ascension to godhood, he joins The PITy group to collect his money the terrorists never paid him.
===Mormon Jesus===
Chris-R was captured by Mormon Jesus and became an infected minion in his conquest. He was freed by Silver and fought against Mormon Jesus.
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