Annoying Orange: THE OBNOXIOUS KUMQUAT/Transcript

Pear: Check it out, there's a moving van next door!
Midget Apple: Look at all the fruit crates they're unloading, you think we have new food neighbors?
Marshmallow: Yay! I love potential new friends!
Grapefruit: Hey, are there any crates the shape of a hot, female grapefruit?
Pear: Uhm, no. They're all boxes, dude.
Grapefruit: That's cool, I like my ladies cubical.
Orange: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go over and introduce ourselves!
Grapefruit: Awesome! Just give me a second!
Midget Apple: Forever?
Grapefruit: Yeah, it's super expensive cologne. Ladies fall head over heels for it, apparently. *sprays cologne* Okay, ready.
Midget Apple: Bleggh! *barfs*
Orange: Ummm, I think your cologne just knocked Little Apple head over heels. *laughs*
Grapefruit: I'm telling you, this is really, really good stuff.
Orange: Knock knock!
Pear: This isn't the time for a knock knock joke, Orange. Behave yourself.
Orange: No, I'm serious. There's no doorbell and I can't knock without hands. So how else are they going to know we're out here? Knock knock!
Bartlett: Who's there?
Orange: Your new neighbors!
Bartlett: Your new neighbors who?
Orange: No no no no no, it's not a knock knock joke. We're actually trying to knock on your door.
Bartlett: I don't get it.
Grapefruit: Just open up. We brought you gifts.
Bartlett: Oh, cool. My name's Bartlett.
Marshmallow: Nice to meet you, Bartlett! I brought you a unicorn piñata as a gift!
Bartlett: Whoa, awesome!
Marshmallow: Yay! I knew they'd like unicorns!
Bartlett: No, no no, I'm talking about that book. Is that Christopher Kitchens? He's my favorite!
Pear: Me too!
Grapefruit: Umm, this is weird.
Bartlett and Pear: What's weird?
Grapefruit: Well, you two are uh.. kind of a... nevermind.
Bartlett: You want to go discuss literature somewhere quieter?
Pear: Would I?
Bartlett: Go on in, the rest of the crew will love meeting you guys. Bye!
Sugar Cube: Ooh, is that a unicorn? I adore unicorns! My dad's a unicorn. Woohoooo!
Marshmallow: Really? I'm Marshmallow!
Sugar Cube: I'm Sugar Cube! Nice to meet you!
Marshmallow: Yay!
Sugar Cube: Woohoo!
Grapefruit: Hey Sugar Cube, if you don't mind me asking, are you a boy or a girl?
Sugar Cube: Um... Let's change the subject, yahoo!
Marshmallow *laughs*
Grapefruit: Okay, this is getting bizarre.
Orange: More like bizarro. *laughs*
Kumquat: *laughs*
Grapefruit: Huh? Is there a echo in here?
Orange: Only one way to find out.
Orange and Kumquat: NYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!
Orange: Hey!
Kumquat: Hi!
Orange: Hey!
Kumquat: Hi!
Orange: Hey!
Kumquat: Hiiiiiii!
Orange: Heyyyyy!
Kumquat: Hi!
Orange and Kumquat: *laughs*
Grapefruit: This is getting too obnoxious.
Kumquat: I'm not obnoxious, I'm a kumquat. *laughs*
Orange: *laughs*
Grapefruit: Ugh, listen, are there any lady grapefruits around?
Kumquat: Oh, you must mean Ruby Red. Ruby! Ruby!
Ruby Red: What?
Kumquat: Ruby!!!
Ruby Red: What???
Kumquat: Ruby Ruby Bo Budy, Banana Fana Fo Fudy,
Orange and Kumquat: Mee Mi Mo Moni!
Ruby Red: *shouting voice* I'm here! Shut up! What do you---
*photo montage*
Ruby Red: *barfs*
Grapefruit: I did not see that coming.
Orange: I told you not to go so heavy on the Forever cologne.
Kumquat: More like forever alone!
AO and Kumquat: *laughs*
Grapefruit: GRRR!!
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