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==Exaggerated Press release, For immediate release. ==
Contact: Mike Ference, a.k.a. The Mon Dawn, 412-233-5491, Ference@icubed,com
===Day care slot parlors just months away in PA===
Pennsylvania – July 21, 2006 – In a surprise move today the PA Gaming Commission has awarded a state license to distribute slots machines to a two-year-old kid. Casino industry insiders see it as the last stumbling block PA politicians needed to get slot machines into nursery schools and daycare centers.
According to Governor “Fast” Eddie Rendell, no other state or third world country now offers slot machines to young players. “It’s another bright day in the Commonwealth as citizens will soon start seeing reduction in property taxes as the slots will soon start rolling into day care centers throughout PA,” Fast Eddie proudly points out.
According to officials from the PA Gaming Commission day care centers and nursery schools are excellent choices for gambling parlors since the kids don’t even seem to care if they hit. The lights and noise seems to be sufficient.
Although the PA Gaming Commission admits they have one concern. Many of the folks who work in day care centers and nursery schools are often the most likely types of individuals to skim in a gambling operation like a casino.
Watch for widespread firings in the preschool industry with replacement workers being hired and having names familiar to PA politics, says one political pundit. 
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