Operation: Save Coco!

SYNOPSIS - A few days after Pewdiepie released his disstrack to Cocomelon, Cocomelon bribed Susan Wojocki the CEO of youtube to delete Pewdiepie's disstrack. Culdee, RH, Endless and MarioFan who have defeated T-Series in the past have to defeat Cocomelon and save Coco.
(It starts off with Culdee asleep, when suddenly he gets a phone call)
Culdee: Ugh what?
(Culdee picks up his phone)
Culdee: What do you want? Its f***ing 7 in the morning on a saturday.
RH: Culdee Pewdiepie just uploaded!
Culdee: Yeah he uploads every one in a while. Is it another Minecraft Hardcore episode?
RH: Sadly no.
Culdee: Damn it.
RH: But a new song came out!
Culdee: ... Im listening.
RH: Its another disstrack. For Cocomelon.
Culdee: HOLY CRAP! We've been waiting for that for so long! We need to watch it together!
RH: Alright! We'll be here in a few!
(Culdee hangs up. The door then rings)
Culdee: This is so exciting! I have been waiting for this song since Pewdiepie started talking about Cocomelon.
(The door is then heard knocking)
Culdee: That must be them!
(Culdee opens the door greeted by RH, Endless and MarioFan)
RH: Hey Culdee!
Culdee: Hey guys! Come inside!
(Culdee lets the others in and they sit on the couch)
RH: Man, im excited to hear this disstrack!
Endless: Me too. Hopefully this is as catchy as B***h Lasagna.
MarioFan: True.
Culdee: Everyone shut up, its starting!
(The video plays on the TV and shows Pewdiepie reading a book)
Pewdiepie: Hey kids!
Kids: Hey pewdiepie!
Pewdiepie: Gather round little ones, its music time!
Kids: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Pewdiepie: Heres a little story that im telling.
Kids: What is it?
Pewdiepie: About a stupid f***ing b***h *ss melon!
Kids: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Pewdiepie and Kids: Coco co co co! Your f***ing with my mojo jo jo jo! Coco co co co, you started so lets go go go go go!
Pewdiepie: Ga ga ga ga ga ga goo. F*** your dad and momma too. Coco in a chokehold i go loco if you want me to. Ga ga ga ga ga ga gee. You aint f***ing passing me.