I Haven't Got a Hat

I Haven't Got a Hat is a 1935 Merrie Melodies short directed by Isadore Freleng.
== Plot ==
Miss Cud the school teacher hosts a talent show with her pupils:
* Beans the Cat, a mischievous kitten
* Porky Pig, a stuttering piglet 
* Oliver Owl, a very snobby and wise owl
* Ham and Ex, two twin dog brothers who engage in gossip
First, Porky Pig recites Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's poem "Paul Revere's Ride", but with his excessive stutter causing him to recite his part with incredible strain and sweat. Though he mixes it up at first, Porky points to offstage students to provide sound effects for his next recital, "The Charge of the Light Brigade", using the underside of a turtle's shell for a drum and falling light bulbs for gunfire. As Porky is in the middle of the poem, the children whistle and cat-call which makes several stray dogs burst into the schoolhouse and chase poor Porky out.
Next, Little Kitty attempts to recite "Mary Had a Little Lamb". She is so nervous that she forgets a couple of lines, even confusing snow for corn flakes, and then proceeds with the rhyme but gradually speeds up her voice to a high pitch. Throughout her performance, she is fidgeting and crossing her legs in a way to suggest she urgently needs the toilet. She reaches the end of the rhyme as she makes a hasty exit to the school outhouse.
Ham and Ex sing "I Haven't Got a Hat". During this performance, Oliver Owl haughtily refuses to share a bag of candy with Beans. After Ham and Ex's performance, Oliver goes up for his piano recital. Beans, still angry about Oliver's snobbery, decides it is time for payback and sneaks a stray cat and dog into the piano. Their commotion creates a virtuoso performance of Franz von Suppé's Poet and Peasant overture to riotous applause. When the animals jump out of the piano, with the cat chasing the dog rather than vice versa, the audience believes that Oliver's playing was all a ruse and boos his performance. Oliver, humbled and vengeful, covers Beans in green ink from his pen, causing Beans to fall off his ladder and launch a pail of red paint onto Oliver. Caught in the same predicament, they make amends and shake hands.
== Availability ==
Cartoon Moviestars 10.jpg|(1988) VHS Cartoon Moviestars: Porky!
LT Laserdisc 5.jpg|(1988) LaserDisc Cartoon Moviestars: Daffy! and Porky!
The golden age of looney tunes vhs 2.jpg|(1991) VHS The Golden Age of Looney Tunes: Volume 2, Firsts
Golden Age LT Vol 1.jpg|(1991) LaserDisc The Golden Age of Looney Tunes: Volume 1, Side 2, Firsts
Lt collection further adventures of porky pig.jpg|(1996) VHS Looney Tunes Collection - Further Adventures of Porky Pig
Golden Collection box 3.jpg|(2005) DVD Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 3, Disc 3 (restored)
lt cbopp2.jpg|(2007) DVD Looney Tunes Collection Best of Porky Volume 2
Porky Pig 101 DVD Cover.png|(2017) DVD Porky Pig 101, Disc 1 (restored)
lt cv3.jpg|(2018) DVD Looney Tunes Collection Volume 3
=== Streaming ===
lt boomerang.jpg|Boomerang App (2017 - ) (restored)
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== Notes ==
* This short marks the debut appearances of Little Kitty, Beans, Ham and Ex, Oliver Owl, and most famously Porky Pig.
** Struggling against other animation studios, Warner Bros. were desperate to find a character as successful as major studios' mascots, such as Disney's Mickey Mouse, Fleischer Studios' Betty Boop, and Felix the Cat, thus Friz designed several potential characters.
* The short was inspired by the Hal Roach Our Gang live-action shorts.
* Porky was named after two childhood friends of Friz Freleng nicknamed Porky and Piggy.
* Many of the characters in this short were given their own shorts, to see if they were good recurring characters. WB particularly focused on Beans, to no avail, as Porky's stuttering successfully stole the show. Due to Porky's popularity, several of the other Warner Bros. cartoon directors, such as, Frank Tashlin, Tex Avery and Bob Clampett, preferred to focus on him; he became the first major star of the Warner Bros. cartoon studio.
* Beans and Oliver do not speak in this cartoon.
* This is the 100th Warner Bros. cartoon short to be released.
* The song "I Haven't Got a Hat" was written by Buddy Bernier and Bob Emmerich.
* The end scene where both Beans and Oliver Owl get splattered in green ink and red paint respectively emphasizes the fact that this was a two-strip Technicolor cartoon, with only red and green hues. At the time, the three-strip process with blue hues added was exclusive to Disney for use in cartoons. This contract ran out in the fall of 1935, and WB released their first three-strip Technicolor cartoon, "Flowers for Madame", in November of that year.
* Ham and Ex's titular song would later appear in the unrelated 2019 CGI film The Addams Family, with Uncle Fester singing the song as an attempt at a greeting song.
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== References ==
es:I Haven't Got a Hat
fr:Je n'ai pas de chapeau
Category:1935
Category:Merrie Melodies Shorts
Category:Shorts
Category:Cartoons directed by Friz Freleng
Category:Porky Pig Cartoons
Category:Cartoons with characters voiced by Berneice Hansell
Category:Cartoons produced by Leon Schlesinger
Category:Cartoons animated by Rollin Hamilton
Category:Cartoons animated by Ben Clopton
Category:Cartoons animated by Chuck Jones
Category:Cartoons with film editing by Bernard B. Brown
Category:Cartoons with film editing by Treg Brown
Category:Cartoons with sound effects edited by Treg Brown
Category:Cartoons with music by Bernard Brown
Category:Cartoons with music by Norman Spencer
Category:Cartoons in a.a.p. package