S02E05 - The Vibrating Broomstick

This episode picks up midway through chapter 5 of the story, but does not make it all the way through the chapter
== Episode Summary ==
Draco takes Pansy for granted and then takes Hermione on a magical vibrating broom ride to get her all revved up.
== Notable Moments ==
* Draco's long cock rolled out of his pants like a red carpet or like a fruit roll-up.
* Pansy gives Draco an electromagnetic style hand job with very complicated hand movements.
* Lyndsay teaches her dad what "woke" means
* Pansy possibly got around the need to breathe by taking Gillyweed? Since her mouth is VERY full.
* "Gills just want to have fun" ~ Lyndsay
* "Once you pop, the fun don't stop!" ~ Allie, inventing her own product slogans.
* Lyndsay opines that it would be more respectful to make some encouraging noises. Allie and Danny show their respect by staying mum.
* Pansy's "entirely too large" verginer.
** "It's like throwing a hot dog into the Great Hall." ~ Danny
* Draco's cock keeps growing and shrinking as the story progresses...
* Hosts try to process the reference to fisting. Then "line after line of his cum". This chapter is definitely the most visually graphic.
* Danny compares Draco's penis to an Occamy; it expands or recedes to fill whatever space is available.
* Chang Bang
* Undapants reference
* Broomsticks should perhaps be avoided as dildos...terrible place for splinters.
* Ron Bashing - there's nothing wrong with red pubic hair!
* Is Harry's pubic hair also a lightning bolt? "Does the carpet match the forehead?" ~ Danny
* Allie theorizes that Hermione is once again a squirter.
* The hosts again wonder how often Draco and Hermione are having sex. Confusion likely attributable to them accidentally reading the chapters out of order.
* Hermione has a Pavlovian verginer response.
* "Magic Carpet is what you'd call Harry's Lightning bolt pubes." ~ Lyndsay
* Biggest fear pop quick: Sharks (Lyndsay), Alligators (Allie), Snakes (Danny). None of them would face those fears to have sex with someone. Even if it's been years.
* Allie's dream: A vibrating broom orgasm in the air, but would not risk a vibrating alligator.
* Potential new slogan for the podcast: "Once you pod, the fun don't stop."
== Wands Up or Down ==
NOTE: Hosts did not sing the Wands Up or Down song.
Allie: Up (overall)
* Down for the Draco and Pansy scene
* Wands up for Hermione and Draco
Lyndsay: Up (mostly)
* Up for Hermione exploring her sexual wants and desires and other people's perspectives
* Down for Draco machine gun spraying Pansy's face
Danny: Up
* Pansy and Draco is "on brand". Fisting is a "large hole" for him
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