Susan and the Double Divorcees (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Room 3007
Curd: "Dad? What's wrong?"
Butter: "I divorced with Cream."
Curd: "Why?"
Butter: "Because we're too dissimilar."
Curd: "That's terrible!"
Butter: "Cream now married Tails."
Curd: "Wait, did Tails-"
Butter: "The other way around."
Curd: "That spells disaster for Sasha."
Room 3001
Curd: she runs to Cream "Hey, Mom!"
Cream: "Hello! I married Tails because I just wanted to be with someone."
Curd: "So I'm the stepdaughter of Tails now?"
Cream: "Yes."
Curd: "Oh I wonder how life will be."
Heads: "Curd! You're my stepsister now?"
Curd: "Yes."
Heads: "That's serendipitous!"
Curd: "You can create a lot of amazing things!"
Heads: "But at the same time, it would be a disaster for Sasha."
Tails: "Speaking of that..."
Cream: "Have a fun weekend!"
They run to a Chao Meat Processing Factory
Sasha: she swings to the Chao Meat Processing Factory using the Lightning Whip "Wow. did you even try to sneak?"
Cream: "No."
Sasha: "You suck at being my nemeses." laughing hysterically
They sneak into the reactor
Sasha: she stops laughing and uses Cyan Laser to hit Tails and Cream before they destroy the reactor
Tails: "Darn it."
Cream: "Sasha, how did you-"
Sasha: she uses a Lightning Whip as a lasso to wrap Tails and Cream around "I should get a grappling hook next time to be like the Soldiers in the War To Take Back The World."
Tails: he shoots a solid laser at Sasha
Sasha: she uses Jade Ghost to phase through the attack, then slams Tails on the ground multiple times
Cream: she gets the phone and calls the Fox Fleet
The Fox Fortress flies above the factory
Tails: he uses a grappling hook to get him and Cream to the airship
Sasha: "While I have enough time, I may as well get a grappling hook from a military store." she runs away from the factory and tries finding a military store
Susan: "Hey, Sasha! Will you help us get Tails's ex wife and Cream's ex husband back together?"
Sasha: "Yes. I think it's a disaster that they are married now. I wonder what plot they'll make together now that they're in the same unit."
Curd: "I'm joining in, specifically for you."
Heads: "Here's a grappling hook. I forgot to make one for you."
Sasha: she gets it "Got it!"
Heads: "Now follow that fleet."
Sasha: she uses a grappling hook to arrive at the Fox Fortress
Fox Fortress
Tails: "It's powered up!"
The laser gets shot from the cannon
Sasha: she shot the Hover Wispon to shoot a projectile at the laser, thus making it go upwards, then she kicks Tails and pilots the Fox Fortress, while shooting a Hover projectile again to make it change gravity, thus damaging the Fox Fortress a bit
Tails: he laughs extremely hard "Seriously? You could've-"
Sasha: using the big laser cannon Tails used, she sets it to max power mode
Tails: "Are you serious? Max power mode? That's messed up!"
Cream: "Don't kill us, Sasha!"
Sasha: "Jump off this area-"
Tails grabs Cream again and grappling hooks to the Fox Fleet
Sasha: "Oh no, you don't!" she grappling hooks to the Fox Fleet after shooting the laser at the Fox Fortress
Fox Fleet
Sasha: she hangs on the Fox Fleet with her grappling hook
Tails: he dumps bombs on Sasha
Sasha: she dodges the bombs Tails dumped
The bombs explode in the air while the smoke is sucked with the sucky thingy
Sasha: "Wait, what are you doing?"
Tails: "Getting rid of the pollution the bombs might cause with the smoke. Along with you."
Susan: she uses the Lightning Wispon to grab the fleet's vacuum "Remember, I was a secret agent too."
Cream: "We need to destroy the Chao factories so that they stop hurting our Chao!"
Curd: she uses her stretchy cheese arm to grab onto Susan, swings, then lands on the fleet's balloon part
Tails: "What are you doing, Curd?"
Cream: "Are you protecting it or are you-"
Curd: she bread morphs into a weight that pops the balloon "Enjoy the BREADED deflation!" laughs
Tails: "YOU'RE GROUNDED, CURD THE RABBIT!"
Cream: "YOU'RE GROUNDED, CURD THE RABBIT!"
Curd: "Oh, I better morph back to my old form." she morphs back and floats using her ears to slow her descent, with Susan and Sasha latching onto her
Susan: "Well, another Chao factory saved! Good job, team! That was 9 minutes. Let's make the other half be about getting Butter and Fiona back to their partners."
They arrive at Prower Towers Floor 3007
Susan: "Hey, Butter, Fiona, did you get married?"
Fiona: "No."
Susan: "Phew."
Curd: "But Dad, Mom works hard every day except maybe Sunday! She always comes home with a large amount of money enough to pay the expensive bills here."
Heads: "Also, Mom, do you know that you don't even need to pay those bills, since Dad owns this place?"
Butter: "I and Cream had a feud, because I spent yesterday's entire comedy show episode telling Metal Virus jokes, and that offended Cream. She ruined my show and made the episode only 11 minutes long."
Curd: "All because of one episode? You produced many great episodes, Dad, but you only have one Cream."
Butter: "That won't convince me."
Curd: "But Dad, you wanna stay here?"
Butter: "I was saying that won't convince me, but that COMBINED with your previous statement of Cream being great at making money to pay for the bills convinces me."
Curd: "Awesome!"
Fiona: "I had a feud with Tails, because I never agreed with his Chaflick Foods destroying antics."
Heads: "Mom, you don't make that much money. If you re-marry with Tails, you won't pay for the bills."
Fiona: "I wanna stay here, so that makes sense."
Heads: "Let's arrange a marriage in the ballroom in Floor 1, not the Ground Floor, but Floor 1, since the Ground Floor is technically Floor 0."
The kids along with Fiona and Butter go to the ballroom and arrange a re-marriage room
Heads: "There. It's good."
Everyone runs to the re-marriage room
Dogtor: "Hey! Cream and Benny are getting re-married!"
Butter: "It's Butter."
Dogtor: "Don't want it to sound like incest."
Curd: "In retrospect, I question the decision of you changing your name to Butter in the first place."
Butter: "Makes sense."
Marriage ceremony
Curd: "Butter, do you take this woman to be your wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and to keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"
Butter: "I do."
Curd: "Cream, do you take this man to be your husband, to live together in matrimony, to love him, to honor him, to comfort him, and to keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"
Cream: "I do!"
Heads: "Tails, do you take this woman to be your wife, to live together in matrimony, to love her, to honor her, to comfort her, and to keep her in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"
Tails: "I do."
Heads: "Fiona, do you take this man to be your husband, to live together in matrimony, to love him, to honor him, to comfort him, and to keep him in sickness and in health, forsaking all others, for as long as you both shall live?"
Fiona: "I do!"
They get married
Dogtor: "Two marriages in one ceremony! Cool!"
Tails: "Well we broke up for the right reason."
Cream: "Yeah."
Sasha: "Finally, no more Fox Fortress or Fox Fleet plans."
The End!
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