Shoop Da Whoop a-lings

"We just love being stupid!" - The Shoop Da Whoop a-lings, Stupid Koopa Bros. 3
THE SHOOP DA WHOOP A-LINGS ARE IDIOTS. THEY'RE ALL GAY KOOPAS IN EITHER THEIR TWENTIES OR THIRTIES. And they're not Koopalings.
also, who said bold was bad?
==Ludwig von Koopa==
One heck of a gay man. He is a lousy Beethoven ripoff that tortures Koopas with his terrible music. He's the oldest. (And the dumbest!)
==Lemmy Koopa==
A freakout that wants to join the Scary Shoop Da Whoop a-lings. Ironically, he's the second oldest Koopaling and somehow is Windy Koopa and Iggy Koopa's- FORGET IT!!!
==Lemme Koopa 1==
A stupid Koopaling. The third oldest, and Iggy Koopa's- WHAT DID I TELL YOU!?
==Roy Koopa==
A Koopaling I think should put in the incinerator right now. The fourth oldest.
==Lemme Koopa 2==
Another Stupid Koopaling. The fifth oldest.
==Ludwigia Koopa==
A Girly Ludwig von Koopa. The middle child.
==Windy Koopa==
A Koopaling that loves wind. The fifth youngest child.
==Iggy Koopa==
A broken link. Did we know that already? The fourth youngest child.
==Wendy Koopa==
A very nice Koopaling. The third youngest child.
==Morton Koopa'==
A joke Koopaling made when Luiga Koopa ate too much of Iggy Koopa's broken links and then spat Morton out. The second youngest child.
==Larry Koopa==
A very stupid man. The youngest.