Johnny Appleseed

Johnny Appleseed battled Paul Bunyan in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38. He was played by Froggy.
==Information on the Rapper==
John Chapman (September 26, 1774 – March 11, 1845), often called Johnny Appleseed, was an American pioneer nurseryman who introduced apple trees to large parts of Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois, as well as the northern counties of present day West Virginia. He became an American legend while still alive, due to his kind, generous ways, his leadership in conservation, and the symbolic importance he attributed to apples. He was also a missionary for The New Church (Swedenborgian) and the inspiration for many museums and historical sites such as the Johnny Appleseed Museum in Urbana, Ohio and the Johnny Appleseed Heritage Center in between Lucas, Ohio and Mifflin, Ohio.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
Oh, the Lord's been good to me,
Just sitting plucking from my apple tree,
Then this fat son of a bitch tried to step to me,
Now he'll learn not to mess with Johnny Appleseed!
Forget the lumber camps, you're just a lumber tramp!
This tourist attracting scamp's about to get a revamp!
I'm on fire! Like the kerosine you enjoy drinking,
You're just a big oaf, who makes choices without thinking!
You little myth bitch, you ain't putting up no fight,
Why're you pissed? Are those jeans pulled up to tight?
This world would be hungry without my discoveries,
I'm the reason Newton found the laws of gravity, buddy!
===Verse Two:===
Calm down there, partner, you're angrier than you need to be!
I'm spitting out these disses like I'm spitting out appleseeds!
While I'm chompin' on my sweets, making history, man,
You're stompin' on your feet, chaising people off your land,
You're just a lonely lumberjack who's in for a shock,
The only "babe' you get in bed is Babe the Blue Ox!
You've been destroyed by Johnny, I'm leaving strong and proud!
An apple a day keeps the Doctor away, no one can save you now!
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 3
Category:Johnny Appleseed
Category:Male
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