The Lion King Fuller Circle: Timon and Pumbaa's Adventures Begin

Timon and Pumbaa's Adventures Begin is the prologue of The Lion King Fuller Circle
==Story ==
*(Disney logo)
*(The film opens with a warning screen that reads "The following feature contains some scenes that deal with the Circle of Life and may be intense for younger viewers. Parents may want to watch with their kids.")
*(The title reads "Disney Presents")
*(The camera zooms into a view of a night sky, with a star somewhere on the screen and the clouds on the bottom. We then start flying down through the clouds with the camera. We then pan with the camera down to a very clear view of Pride Rock, with all animals in the Pride Lands. Zazu then flies in with the camera past by the Elephant Graveyard, and pan down, only to find the Tree of Life completely redone in 2D animation. A view of Pride Rock in daylight is shown. We reach a comfortable position in front of the Pride Rock in daylight)
*Rafiki: It was a glorious sight! Old Rafiki could hardly believe his eyes: all the animals on the move, coming together from the Four Winds; who could forget a day like that? Everybody came to celebrate the birth of Simba, Mufasa's young cub. Do you see it was the Circle of Life…what's that you say? You've heard of this before? Do you think you know this story?! You don't know the half of it! Legend has it, in the Pride Lands of Africa. There was once a king and queen so wise, and so good, that the animals flourished and were very happy... and even great lions and lionesses of the past honored them. The king and queen had two sons, each gifted in their own ways. The youngest was the leader of The Lion Guard. And the King and Queen's eldest son was a prince. It was upon the untimely death of the king and queen, however, That a prince named, Mufasa and his mate, Sarabi, had chosen to become king and queen of the Pride Lands. But the youngest, Scar, was cold, cruel, and bitterly jealous of his brother became king, he was grimly determined to forward the interests by the Outsiders, and his most loyal... Zira.
*Timon: But it wasn't always this way. Now, let's travel to my place.
*Kiara: {pause}
* {Camera pulls back to show Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Ono, Beshte, Anga, Azaad, Janja, Jasiri, Madoa, Cheezi, Chungu, Mzingo, Mwoga, Kovu, Vitani, Shabaha, Kasi, Imara, Tazama, Kiara, Simba, Nala, Rafiki, Lioness, Timon, Pumbaa, Basi, Mbeya, Shingo, Hadithi, Kulinda, Ona, Johari, Zito, Mtoto, Ma Tembo, SableAntelope#1, Boboka, Baby Baboon's Ma, Baby Baboon, Big Baboon, Gumba's Mom, Laini, Thurston, Vuruga Vuruga, Bupu, Mtoto's Mom, Twiga, ♂Crocodile, Makuu, Makin, Rani, Tangaagim, Cek, Rama, Female polar bear, Baliyo, Nirmala, Surak, Sokwe, Shujaa, Tsah, Sasem, Pinguino, Tiifu, Zuri, Zazu, Binga, Fikiri, Kitendo, Majinuni and Hafifu in silhouette in a row of theater seats, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style.}
*Kiara: Your place?
*Timon:  Sure, where I come from we didn't have nothin' to be proud of. Why: {clears throat; singing} When I was a young meerkat...
*Pumbaa: {singing} When he was a young meerkat...! {blows Timon off his seatback}
*Timon: {peevishly} Very nice.
*Pumbaa: Thanks!
*Timon: But maybe it'd be safer if I just show 'em where I came from.
*Pumbaa: Oh, boy! Do we get to see where you grew up?
*Bunga: Yeah Uncle Timon, can we go there, please?
*Timon: Yeah, Pumbaa and Bunga, but it ain't pretty. {clicks the remote; the view of Pride Rock switches to a full-screen shot} Please remain seated with your seat belt fastened, keeping your hands, paws, hoofs, arms, tusks, horns, antlers, tails, feet and legs inside camera at all times, and supervised your hatchlings, cubs, calves and foals while the camera is in motion.
*(The camera does a super-high-speed truck-out from Pride Rock, past zebras, grasslands, the Elephant Graveyard, the gorge, marshlands, the desert (complete with Desert animals such as Geckos and Camels) and finally stopping at a dry plain of low mounds of dirt, with a tumbleweed blowing across. Cue into the "Digga Tunnah" music number)
*Timon: Here we are: from Pride Rock to the pit of shame. We're so low on the food chain we're underground! But you don't have to take my word for it. I'll just let my fellow meerkats do the talking.
*Meerkats: (chanting, nervously) What was that?!What was what?! Shh!What was that?!What was that?!Where? What?Where? Where? Shh!What was that?! Shh! (silence as they look from side to side, listening)Quick, before the hyena come!
*Meerkat guard: (looks left, then right, listening, then calls) CLEAR!
*(Scenes of the colony of meerkats all busily digging a network of tunnels, singing as they work)
*Meerkats: (singing) Digga tunnah,Dig, digga tunnahWhen you're done ya dig a bigga tunnahDigga tunnah,Dig, dig a tunnahQuick, before the hyena come!DIG!Digga tunnah,Dig, digga tunnahYou can dig and never get dunnahDigga tunnah, (Dig a little faster)Dig, digga tunnahWhat was that?! (pause to listen)Quick, before the hyena come!DIG!Digga tunnah is what we doLife's a tunnah we're diggin' throughDigga tunnah is what we singDigga tunnah is everything!Mud and clay is a meerkat's friendAlways more around every bendAnd when you get to your tunnah's end,Hallelujah! Let's dig again!DIG!Digga tunnah,Dig, digga tunnah (Digga tunnah)When you're done, ya dig a bigga tunnah.Digga tunnah, (Dig a little faster)Dig, digga tunnah.What was that?! (pause)Quick, before the hyena come!DIG!
*Ma: (searching for someone) Timon! Excuse me. Have you seen my son? Has he been through here? Timon!
*(She walks behind a distracted middle-aged meerkat with an army-cut and gray hair, her brother-in-law Max)
*Uncle Max: (singsonging, passing by Ma) Digga tunnah, dig, digga tunnah…digga tunnah, dig, dig —
*Ma: Uncle Max?
*(Ma pokes Max, which her presence scares him out of his chant)
*Max: (spooked) Aaahh!
*Ma: Uncle Max, relax. Have you seen Timon?
*Max: (pleased with himself) No, I haven't. And what a day it's been! No fractures, no lacerations, no concussions, contusions or injuries of any sort. As a matter of fact, there's no sign of Timon's handiwork anywhere!
*(The ground ceiling cracks and then comes crashing down around them. There's nothing left but a ring of dirt held up, with Timon standing under it. Max fumes with intimidated anger)
*Max: That would be…TIMOOOON!!!
*Timon: (in an embarrassing tone) Hehe. Hey, everybody!
*Fred: Four in a week, a new record!
*Ma: (quietly despairs) Not again.
*Timon: (defiantly) What? It's called a "skylight"! (however, his shoddily made "skylight" soon crumbles to nothing)
*Ma: (walks up to give her son some condolences) Wow! Isn't that creative? A skylight!… (seeking discretion as the better part of valor) I'll go talk to him.
*Timon: I…I was just trying to shed a little light on a pathetic existence.
*Ma: Timon, this can't go on. Just this month, you've pulled down four walls and collapsed two tunnel exits. (combs Timon's hair) We have to look after each other. Our survival depends on it.
*(As Timon speaks, Ma finishes combing his hair, which "poofs" up into a bunch of spikes)
*Timon: What's the point? All we do is dig, so we can hide and hide, so we can dig. I wanna be where we don't have to dig tunnels and live with our heads stuck in the sand. What's so bad about dreaming of a better home?
*Ma: (pushes some grass aside) I wanna show you something. Look, Timon. Go on, look. (camera pulls back to a panoramic view of the Pride Lands in all their golden-lit majesty) Look out to the horizon, past the trees, over the grasslands. Everything the light touches… (sharply) belongs to someone else!
*(The grasses snap back together and block the view)
*Timon: (scowls) Funny. I thought you were going a whole different direction with this.
*Ma: What can I say? It's nature's design.
*Max: (suddenly pokes out of the grass) She's right! We're food for other animals — a movable feast. Feared by no one and eaten by all!
*Timon: But when they die, they become the grass. And we eat the grass…right?
*Max: Not exactly; we can't digest grass. We're grass intolerant.
*Ma: (snatches her son from Max) Okay, Max. Thank you. You've been a big help.
*(Max starts to walk away, his presence not helping, but appears out of another stand of grass, giving Timon one final warning)
*Max: Meerkat! It's what's for dinner!
*(Ma seems to be increasingly sarcastic. Max soon leaves again back into the grass and distance. Timon makes a circle motion with one of his fingers next to his head)
*Timon: I think Uncle Max dislodged one too many rocks with his skull.
*Ma: But he's right, Timon. (she tries to comb his hair again, a tsetse fly buzzes by, and she squishes it into hair gel) Oh, I just know there's a way for you to fit in here.
*[Timon glowers from under his plastered-down hair, in which a single piece springs back up, and he sighs]
*Max: (to the other meerkats) Alright, who's on Sentry duty?
*Ma: (perks up with inspiration) That's it! That's it! — My son on Sentry duty! Timon the Sentry!
*Max: (simultaneously in horror) Timon the Sentry!? Why don't you save the hyenas the trouble and kill me now?! Just kill me now!
*Ma: All you have to do is watch for hyenas and yell if you see one. Look at Iron Joe.
*(Camera pan over to Iron Joe, who is a skittish meerkat in a leafy straitjacket)
*Iron Joe: (as a couple of meerkat orderlies carry him away, raving from his post) DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES! DON'T LOOK AWAY! SOMEBODY'S GOTTA GUARD US! SOMEBODY'S GOTTA PROTECT US! (breaks up into a hysterical cry)
*Timon: Well, now I'm convinced.
*Ma: Listen — it's outside, up in the breeze, under the wide open sky — isn't that what you want? (to Max) Or maybe you would rather have him go back on the digging crew.
*Max and everyone: NO!!!!
*(The entire colony of meerkats listen intently, pretending nonchalance and they all clear their throats)
*Ma: Good…then we all agree. Timon, listen to Uncle Max. He'll teach you everything you need to know. (earnestly) And honey, try to make this one work.
*(Cut to the lookout rock, under a small tree. Uncle Max is demonstrating the duties of the Sentry. Timon rolls his eyes, unimpressed)
*Max: Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Scurry, sniff, flinch! Good. Now…what do we do if we see a hyena?
*Timon: Scream "Mommy"?
*Max: That's right, mister! Because the world out there is fraught with danger. FRAUGHT, I TELL YOU! Even all bloodthirsty hyenas are waiting to rip us limb-from-limb!
*Timon: (sarcastically applauding) Bra–vo, Uncle Max. Way to sell it to the cheap seats.
*Max: Applaud now, sonny boy. (quiet and servery) But try clapping when you don't have any hands!
*(Max soon turns around and leaves. Timon gulps, looking at his hands, then takes up his position on the rock. On the other side of the meerkat city, Fred is seen standing in for guard while giving a sympathetic look at Timon before assuming a guarding stance. As marimbas begin, he starts to get into it)
*Timon: Huh…I like the sound of that. Scurry, sniff, flinch! (begins dancing flamboyantly)
*(Cue into the music number of "That's all I Need", a.k.a. "Meerkat Rhapsody". As Timon begins to sing, a trio of hyenas pop up from behind a rock in the background, then disappear again. Timon soon steps onto a cloud and surfs into a fantasy waterfall setting, where he slurps some bugs, then soon dances to the "Shuffle Off to Buffalo". The fantasy and the music dissolves as he improvises, unaware that the three hyenas have surrounded him)
*Timon: There's more to life than panicThan bein' some other guy's snackI may be delicious, organicBut this little entree's fightin' back!I'm gonna put diggin' tunnels behind meAnd live at a new altitudeI'm gonna reach for the stars to remind meThat meerkats are not merely food!For once I'll be…Lookin' out for me…I'll tell you what I wantThis cat is movin' onHe's a bon vivantWho's missin' out on bonI'd be a bigger cheeseFar from the desert sceneA little cooling breezeA little patch of green!And I'll be snoozin' in my hammock by a rippling streamMany miles from any tunnel and the digging teamLooking after number one will be my only creedThat's all I needI've got it all worked outThat's all I needI've got it all worked outI've always been good at runnin' awayWell, now I'm gonna run the show-owI've always been seen as the ultimate preyBut now my status ain't so quo!A dream sublime…It's hyena tiiime…oh!
*(Timon suddenly stops singing. All around him are the three hyenas that ambushed Pa. Shenzi, a female and the largest of three, Banzai, a male with bushy eyebrows, and Ed, another male with a derpish look in his eyes and a lolling tongue)
*Shenzi: (applauds sarcastically) Oh, look it's dinner and a show!
*Banzai: And I thought beans were the only musical food.
*[Ed incoherently laughs in agreement]
*Timon: (frozen in fear) Hy…hy…hy…!
*Shenzi: Well, hi to you, too!
*(Shenzi smacks Timon, who goes rolling down the hill and bumps into Max)
*Max: This is no time for horseplay, Timon. You're supposed to be up there lookin' out for… (sees the snickering hyenas) HYENAS!
*(The meerkat colony all pop up and soon run around in a mad chaotic frenzy for cover)
*Banzai: Whoa, look at 'em scramble.
*Shenzi: That's just how I like 'em: (a group of meerkats, led by Max, crash in a line right into Banzai's snout, to which he slurps them, lifting Max into the air) Scrambled, and a little bit runny!
*(The group of meerkats goes running by, followed by the laughing hyenas, passing Timon who's standing there covering his head. Ed guards a hole, and snaps at a bunch of meerkats who jump into it one at a time. He misses all of them, but blocks the hole before Max can get in. A hand suddenly reaches up and grabs Timon. He strains to stay where he is, but gradually the hand manages to drag him head-first into a hole. It's Ma with the rest of the colony)
*Ma: Get in here! What are you, a meshugginah?! (makes a role-call) Stumpy?
*Stumpy: Here!
*Ma: Flinchy?
*Flinchy: Here!
*Ma: Swifty?
*Swifty: Here!
*Ma: Oh, what a relief. Everybody's… (gasps) Where's Uncle Max?!
*(Max is outside, running for his life as the three hyenas pursue him. He makes desperately for a second tunnel entrance, where a bunch of meerkats appear and gasp at the sight)
*Meerkat1: Max! Run for your life!
*Meerkat2: Play dead!
*Meerkat3: Ándale!
*Meerkat4: Almost there!
*{The screen switches suddenly to the QVC shopping channel, where two women are selling a suede handbag.}   
*Woman on TV: Suede is the look for this fall. Of course, that is what's happening up in every magazine. What I like about it, other than you've got that long strap, which can clear your coat...   
*{Kion, Bunga, Fuli, Ono, Beshte, Anga, Azaad, Janja, Jasiri, Madoa, Cheezi, Chungu, Mzingo, Mwoga, Kovu, Vitani, Shabaha, Kasi, Imara, Tazama, Kiara, Simba, Nala, Rafiki, Lioness, Timon, Pumbaa, Basi, Mbeya, Shingo, Hadithi, Kulinda, Ona, Johari, Zito, Mtoto, Ma Tembo, SableAntelope#1, Boboka, Baby Baboon's Ma, Baby Baboon, Big Baboon, Gumba's Mom, Laini, Thurston, Vuruga Vuruga, Bupu, Mtoto's Mom, Twiga, ♂Crocodile, Makuu, Makin, Rani, Tangaagim, Cek, Rama, Female polar bear, Baliyo, Nirmala, Surak, Sokwe, Shujaa, Tsah, Sasem, Pinguino, Tiifu, Zuri, Zazu, Binga, Fikiri, Kitendo, Majinuni and Hafifu are back in the silhouetted theater seats.}   
*Timon: Hey, what's goin' on? 
*Kiara: {sternly} Pumbaa... what are you sitting on?
*Pumbaa: Huh? Oh, sorry. I thought it was a brownie.
*{He clicks the remote; we switch back to the scene of Uncle Max's impending demise.}
*Meerkat5: You've got it, Max!
*(Max trips over and gets overtaken by the hyenas. The meerkats all shield their eyes before they head back inside the burrow, mourning sadly. Max suddenly, but thankfully, drops through some of Timon's tunnels with the fur of his tail bitten off)
*Max: I flinched, when I should've scurried. (collapses)
*(Camera zoom down to where Timon is standing in the midst of all the angry meerkats, while medical members are seen helping Max out)
*Timon: I, uh…I guess I owe everyone an apology. (pause) Alright, so I made a teensy mistake. Like we all haven't broken into song on Sentry duty before. Ha, ha, ha…come on. Let me have a show of hands. (the meerkats all wander off, disgusted. Timon tries to change tactics) Okay. (Max and the meerkats are all now staring at Timon severely) … Maybe it's a little too soon, but I'm sure we're all gonna laugh about this someday. Trust me.
*Max: I did trust you.
*(The meerkats all silently file out, except for Ma. Timon sighs before he leaves sadly. Scene switch to the rock outside where Timon is all alone, hunched and sitting on the rock. Ma emerges from the hole and notices him)
*Timon: I'm never gonna fit in here. Nobody even likes me, besides you, Ma. I have to find my place; but it isn't here. My place is out there, Ma. Oh, I may not know exactly where or how far, but I gotta go!
*Ma: (pauses, then acquiesces) Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, honey. (Timon comes back to embrace Ma) Ooh. Ooh, I love you. Mmm!
*Timon: I love you, Ma.
*(Ma keeps hugging Timon, tighter and tighter until we start to hear crunching sound effects)
*Ma: Oh, Timmy. My Timmy. Mmm-mmm…
*Timon: (strained, muffled) Ma…choking…not breathing…!
*Ma: Ooh. Mmm. Mmm-mmm…
*Timon: (speaking to the audience) And people wonder why I have issues. (the embrace finally ends before Timon assures Ma) I'll be okay!
*Ma: Oh, I know you will! (wistful) You will.
*(Ma slow lets go Timon's hands. Timon then begins striding purposefully away into the sunset. "Timon's Traveling Theme" performed by Lebo M. begins)
*Ma: (calls after him) Be careful.
*Timon: I will! (marches on a bit further)
*Ma: Don't talk to strangers!
*Timon: I know, Ma! (marches a bit more)
*Ma: Remember, wash behind your ears!
*Timon: (turns impatiently) Ma! I'm not a kid anymore! (resumes marching)
*Ma: Never go swimming without a buddy!
*Timon: Got it!
*Ma: (almost inaudible) Send us a message sometime! (indistinct)
*Timon: (exasperated) Oy… (yells at the top of his lungs) WHAT?!
*Ma: I said, send us a message sometime!
*Timon: WHAT?!
*Ma: I said, send us a…!
*Timon: (turning away from Ma) Good-bye, Ma!
*(Timon sets off triumphantly. He reaches the open grasslands beyond the horizon. Cue into nighttime in the Pride Lands. Timon halts…then suddenly breaks into sobbing)
*Timon: I want my mommy! (far shot to reveal that he is mourning in front of a large baobab tree) What am I doing? Which way should I go?
*Rafiki: (enters, hanging upside down) That depends on what you seek.
*Timon: (does a wild take, going sprawling) Hey, where'd you come from?
*Rafiki: Oh, the better question is: Where are you going?
*Timon: Oh, someplace wonderful, mister, where…where — you didn't happen to catch the song I sang a few minutes ago, did ya?
*Rafiki: I didn't have the pleasure.
*Timon: To recap: I want to live in some beautiful place, outside…a carefree place, where I don't have to hide or worry.
*(Rafiki sits down next to Timon and chuckles, holding an ornate staff with gourds on its head)
*Rafiki: Life without worry. You seek Hakuna Matata.
*Timon: Harpoon-a-tomahto?
*Rafiki: Hakuna Matata, it means "No Worries".
*Timon: Perfect! Mind taking that stick of yours and drawing me a map, bub? (Rafiki bonks Timon on the head with his staff) OW! Hey!
*Rafiki: (goes into his meditation pose) To find it, you must look beyond what you see.
*Timon: What is that supposed to mean?
*Rafiki: (pokes Timon by the nose) It means, look beyond what you see.
*Timon: "Beyond what I see." Get a load of the monkey, gettin' all existential on me. (Timon starts to look as far as his eye could. The camera pans over to a frog croaking on a rock, a tree stump a little farther away, then finally a tree in the distance. Immense and meaningful music starts to rise in Timon's head) It's kinda hard to think with all this music. Beyond…what I see… (then…) Oh, wait a second. It's comin' to me. It's either that slug I ate, or I'm having an epiphany! (camera zooms in on Pride Rock in the distance of a full moon as an angelic chorus sings) I'm going to the big pointy rock! (but right as Timon turns to thank Rafiki, he is already gone) … Who was that strange monkey? Ah, well. Dream home, here I come!
*{Timon marches off in the direction of Pride Rock. He enters a stand of tall grasses. A snapping sound startles him.}  
*Timon: Ah... oh-h... hello? Strange but wise monkey? {A flock of birds takes off and startles him again. He climbs up on a rock; then he hears a weird grunting roar, and sees a bulky shape rushing in his direction. He tumbles off the rock and rushes blindly through the grass as the ominous roaring sound pursues him.} Oh! Oh! Aah!   {Timon crashes into a huge snout blocking his path.}  
*Pumbaa: Aaaah!
*Timon: Aaaah!
*Pumbaa: Aaaah!
*Timon: Aaaah!
*Pumbaa: Aaaah!
*Timon: Aaaah!  
*{Timon pauses the movie.}  
*Pumbaa: You know, first impressions are very important.
*Timon: Oh, I thought you were a scream. 
*Kiara: Ah, so that's how you two first met.
*{The movie resumes.}  
*Pumbaa and Timon: Aaaahh!
*Timon: Just eat me now... and please make it fast. I got a low threshold for pain.
*Pumbaa: Easy, easy there, little guy. I'm not gonna eat you.
*Timon: What? you're not? {indignant} Then why were you stalking me?
*Pumbaa: Well, gee, I saw you go by and I figured a little fella like you shouldn't be out here all alone.
*Timon: Hey, what about you? You're all alone. {suddenly apprehensive} You are all alone, aren't you?
*Pumbaa: {ruefully} Yeah. Most animals give me a pretty wide berth.
*Timon: {seeing the seeds of an idea} They do? Even the hungry ones?
*Pumbaa: Yeah, I drive almost everyone away. People see me comin' and they run for cover. They can't get out of the way fast enough.   {Timon is holding up one of Pumbaa's hooves, playing with it like a pair of scissors.}
*Timon: You don't say, you don't say. Must be the gleam on those vicious tusks, huh? Strikes fear inte their hearts. Pumbaa: Actually, they say I wreck their appetite.
*Timon: {scheming} Wow, it's like you have this—this... special power.
*Pumbaa: {backing away nervously} Special power? Well, i-it's pretty powerful, all right. {gestures indistinctly at his rump}
*Timon: Perfect! You're hired.
*Pumbaa: Great! ...For what?
*Timon: To get me to a little worry-free haven out of that big pointy rock. {indicates Pride Rock}
*Pumbaa: And... you want me to come with you?
*Timon: Ha ha! Do you see any other big lovable chunk of warthog here, who also happens to have razor-sharp tusks and the ability to repel predators? {grins ingratiatingly}
*Pumbaa: I'm your pig.
*Timon: You and me, I can tell... we see eye to eye.
*Pumbaa: {hopeful} You mean, like friends?
*Timon: Whoa, easy there, big fella. I'd say more like {making "quotes" with his fingers"} acquaintances.
*Pumbaa: {a bit disappointed} Oh. {brightening} Well, it's a start.
*Timon: Put 'er there, acquaintance. {they shake paws} I'm Timon.
*Pumbaa: Pumbaa!
*Timon: No, really. {Pumbaa grins sincerely at him.} All right then. Let's hit the road.
*Pumbaa: You got it... acquaintance.
*Timon: So clear up one thing for me. If you weren't gonna eat me, what kind of a wacky wild pig are you?
*Pumbaa: I'm an insectivore.
*Timon: Oh ho! A bug eater! Well, me too. I just never had a name for it. I'm kinda partial to the crawly critters myself. How about you, big boy?
*Pumbaa: I prefer the ones with wings.
*Timon: Pumbaa, this could be the start of a beautiful... acquaintanceship.
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