Dr. Scott MacKenzie

==STUFF==
* Scott is the uncle (on mother's side) and legal guardian of Ethan Ford and Clara Ford.
* He's married to one very pretty and very smart pediatrician named Laura.
* He doesn't really hate you; he just acts like a douche so that you punks won't take advantage of his good side.
* He lives and breathes philosophy. Get in or gtfo.
==FAVORITE STUDENTS==
* Ethan Ford
* Clara Ford
* Poe Wyman
* Maxwell Anderson
* Caine Owens
* Nikolai Karev
* Dakota Murphy
* Luke Taylor
==QUOTES==
Some guest quotes by one of the professors who inspired this character.
* "I hate the Internet. I hate pixels, Wikipedia, things that go 'beep' when they're not supposed to, Facebook, those little... clicky... games with helicopters, text messaging, pop-up ads for free money and pornography, and general widespread happiness. You should know this before investing in my potential fun-ness. I'm a Philosophy professor, we don't have fun. Our ultimate life goal is to slack off, reject society, and take shifts living in bathtubs on sidewalks, as you well know."
* "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to finish mentally preparing myself for another grueling school year, filled with philosophy and fresh-faced non-thinkers like yourself. A few more thumbtacks in my eyes should do it."
* "However, despite my apathy, if you approach your mid-term essay with the same verve as this pile of pixels you call a novel, you will fail. And I will laugh, and I'll give myself ten points for every tear you shed."
* "I feel obligated to warn you that I'm not unlike a tootsie-roll pop. Yes, get past the delightfully amusing deadpan sense of humour involved in classwork, and I'll be getting stuck in your teeth, hair, carpet and other unpleasant places. Meaning I'm a terrible, mean, soulless person, and if you don't read and summarize Metaphysics I before the no-bullshit due date, I will crush you personally."
* "If you don't understand something, let me know, because you will fall off the back of the academic wagon... and we might define you ostensvely as we make our way out of town. 'FAILURE!'"
* [Re: The loud, movie-watching Criminology class next door;] "What are we doing, learning in this class -- this is STUPID!"
* "Is something pious because it is loved by the Gods, or do the Gods love it because it is pious? Do the Gods go, 'Hey! These things are pious! I love them!'"
* "Remember that? When time dawned?"
* "I used to lecture with my tie [tucked into my shirt front], actually. Like a sword. Then the students would know to fear me."
* "My parents always said, 'we have to make him work so that he'll understand the value of money'... and I said, 'I know the value of money. It's written right on it.'"
* "This class is essentially training in the detection and elimination of bullshit."
* [Spills water on tie,] "Fuck. THAT'S IT, class is cancelled."
==GALLERY==
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Category:Faculty
Category:Canon: Original
Category:Type: Normal
Category:Player: Ace
Category:Parents and Guardians