Ella the Talking Moose (our founder)

Ella the Moose is the last in a line and therefore least epic of Great Creatures from the land of Kumquats. However, after coming into existence, she imediately evaporated and condensed on planet TrES-4.
She is also the last of her kind because all the others were taken into slavery because of their beautiful pelts and hard-working natures (NOT!). She alone was taken under the shelter of her adoptive mother (Ellie the Dwarf God) and her father (Vaati the big whatsinot-thingamajig) and they cared for her and taught her the ancient ways of utter randomness.
===Early Life===
She was later enrolled in BLEEGY-MEEGY-SPREEGY school for strange beings of apocalyptic significance because of yet another prophecy about the apocalypse (this one said 'The daughter of Vaati will be born a moose, live a talking moose, and die a muffin that leads to the apocalypse').
She also has a strange and mysterious organ that is called a Zim. She secretly uses it to take over the world and find the secret of harnessing the power of rubber pigs... DUN DUN DUN! It remains a mystery to all science (including YOU PotatOS) and is being investigated at Aperture Science Labroratories. And also in space. Near Jupiter. And the lifeless corpse of Frank.
===Ella's annoying nickname===
Eddy the Cross Ant once encounteres her, and after being called a variety of rude names, took it to himself to find HER annoying nackname. He eventually found that it was the latin word Puella, meaning girl, but changed it to Poo-Ella, and then Poo-Bella, and the Poo-Bella-Dawber, and then, after being given a tip-off on annoying names, Wheat-Leaner-Poo-Bella-Dawber, and it is currently wheeat-leaner-sentient-fridge-poo-bella-doorber. The Doorber part is taunting her about how she shares a name with a violator of the english language. He is still looking for a new part for the name.
ANNOYING NICK-NAMES 	ANNOYINGOSITY
PUELLA 	2
POO-BELLA 	4
POO-BELLA-DAWBER 	7
WHEAT-LEANER-POO-BELLA-DAWBER 	9
WHEAT-LEANER-SENTIENT-FRIDGE-POO-BELLA-DOORBER	12
Wheat-Leaner-Poo-Bella-Dawber later vowed to sought Revenge.
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