How Thoreau's better than Tippi

read this. These are the four characters.
== Tippi ==
a lugwid that got herself out of tippy- timpani's love fest about tippy and count bleck.
== Thoreau ==
only real guy
== Carrie ==
the carry diaries sucked
== Dashell ==
the carry diaries are just diaries Carrie wrote
== EPISODE 1 ==
 Tippi's adventure down the Iggy Koopa
Tippi: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Iggy Koopa: Will you...
Boomer: DIE?
Thoreau: COME ON, TIPPY AND COUNT BLECK
(TIPPY TURNS EVIL AND THROWS A ROCK AT THOREU)
THOREU DIED
Statuses
Iggy Koopa: heartbreak.
Thoreau: dead.
Tippi: Threw Iggy Koopa into Roy Koopa.
Larry Koopa: oh lugwid... roi koopa was not even in this story
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