The Birds and The Bees/Transcript

== Transcript ==
John: Finally!
They told me it was impossible, they told
me I was mad, they told me to stop! SHOUTING!
I have created the perfect partner who will
be mine and only mine forever!
*coughing*
Simone: *MONSTER SCREECHES*
*more disgusting monster sounds*
John: Simone, this last few weeks have been just
incredible.
I- I love you.
Simone: *monster gurgles*
John: Simone, who is Jeff?
Simone: John, I think we should see other people.
John: Sounds like you already are!
Simone: I'll send for my things...
John: *crying* Weeping into my strudel...
[Credits]
John: That's right, everybody look at the freak!
Matt Hargreaves: Wow that looked devastating. Makes me want
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Christopher Bingham: Me too Matt, so i guess it's
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John: Who do you think you are!? You think you are the bee's knees?? I made those knees!
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