In a nutshell/Cluedo

well hello there wanna figure out the cases well be my guest cause the polices too dumb to find out who killed mr boddy or mr black or whatever the fuck and you yes you you irrelevant cunt, you are the only one who can figure this out!
DENISE HEMPHILL: HEY WHO U CALLIN DUMB
DENISE HEMPHILL: idc brb sucking off chad radwell
whore
well anyways there is only 6 suspects, 6 weapons and 9 rooms in this mansion. so its ur job to figure it out. so lets meet our suspects: heres cassandra shahinfar i mean scarlet
SCARLET: Im a classy whore, how could I ever murder someone?
she is a sexy motherfucker that might be a femme fatale
SCARLET: maybe if ill flash you my boobs you can overlook that im the killer?
ok
then theres peacock the black widow
PEACOCK: Even though all my previous husbands were killed in suspicious manners... HOW COULD I EVER KILL SOMEONE?
um idfk
PEACOCK: maybe if ill flash you my boobs you can overlook that im the killer?
ok
then theres white
WHITE: im just the old maid with the thicc bod... id never murder anyone, would i?
she is just a defenseless old old old old very old lady right?
WHITE: maybe if ill flash you my boobs you can overlook that im the killer?
no you saggytit grandma
WHITE: choke
then theres green
GREEN: im a playboy but secrets and shit
k
the boys only get one line of dialogue because bella thorne thought thatd be more acceptable in her standards
pssht "standards"
then theres the ex soldier or veteran or somehting hes an old shady man that was in the world war 3: trumps pubic hairsytles, coronel mustard
MUSTARD: im just a shady and possibly racist cis white male, what harm can i do?
RILEY DENNIS: hey wanna fuck?
MUSTARD: ew no i have standards
RILEY DENNIS: cissexist motherfucker
die riley
RILEY DENNIS: fine
BELLA THORNE: MON ONLAY HOF UNO LIENS U MATHAFAKCR
ok fine bitch, and to cap it off theres the shady hoe professor pedophile cheater son of a bitch plum
PLUM: i wouldnt kill anyone would i?
no u killed mr boddy in the bathroom with the chandelier
PLUM: fuck
PEACOCK: WELL NOW THAT THATS SETTLED
no u were his accomplice peacock
PEACOCK: oh GTFO here
PEACOCK: celestia ludenberg my daughter run away
CELES: DONT WORRY MOTHER ILL GET MY REVENGE
PEACOCK: OK YES, I killed Mr. Boddy along with Mr. Plum and we made out in the toilet and we love each other. AND WE WOULDVE RAN OFF AWAY TO THE CONCENTRATION CAMP IF IT WASNT FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS
IISUPERWOMANII: WHAT UP SCOOBY DOO REFERENCE
someone shoots superwoman. idk who tho.
WELL THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED SO YOU WIN now gtfo here