The crazy cannibals

the crazy cannibals is the second episode of Season Four of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
CrazySponge: Wow it sure is a wonderful day to live in my fantastic house.
Crazy’s mom: Hey Aidan, we’re going to the beach today!
Crazy: NOOOOO- wait why are we going to the beach
Crazy’s dad: Because we need to get you off that dang Nintendo for once.
Crazy: (currently playing Fortnite on his switch) Well I guess you do have a point let’s go
(Cut to them at the beach)
Crazy: Wait we didn’t even have to go to a hotel?
Crazy’s dad: We live in 2021, fast travel ain’t just in video games anymore.
Crazy: o
Crazy’s mom: So wanna build some sandcastles?
Crazy: Sure, only if I can make them blatantly phallic.
Crazy’s mom: I should’ve gotten the abortion.
Crazy’s dad: Go play in the ocean, I’m sure that’s totally safe.
(A shot of a red flag is shown, and that Aidan’s family is the only one there)
Lifeguard: Hey you guys shouldn’t be here. Red flag, you know. Sharks and stuff, but more importantly… (whispering) Cannibals.
Crazy: Sounds fun.
Lifeguard: You’re insane.
Crazy: I know. Later, ni!
(Crazy sprints towards the ocean and starts riding the waves on his belly)
Crazy: HOOPLLAAAAA!
Lifeguard: Your son sure is an oddball.
Crazy’s mom: So we should leave, huh?
Crazy’s dad: Hey think about it this way: We can finally have some alone time. No Forknife gun shots in sight!
Crazy’s mom: Ooh, sounds romantic. Let’s go to the Cheesecake Factory.
Crazy: NOOOOOOOOOO
(Crazy’s parents leave the beach, leaving CrazySponge all alone)
Crazy: I’m all alone… in the ocean… with nothing. I should get back to the beach.
???: CrraaaaaazzzyyyySpooonnggee.
Crazy: How the fuck do you know me? Who are you anyway?
???: I am the spirit of the island. Join us, and you can have all the pasta your heart desires.
Crazy: FUCK YEAH!
???: Then it's settled. You're coming with me.
(An unknown force pulls Hoopla toward a faraway island and places him on the shore)
Crazy: Okay, now where's my pasta?
Crazy II: Hey, I was also promised pasta!
Crazy III: Me three!
Crazy LXIX: Me sixty-nine!
Crazy: Heheh, nice.
Crazy LXIX: Hey, don't make fun of my number! How would you like to be stranded on an island with no pasta?
Crazy II: Dude, we all are.
Crazy: Wait wut
Crazy III: Yeah, we've been stranded here for weeks with nothing to eat. I think I'm even starting to hallucinate.
(In Crazy III’s hallucination, Crazy turns into Mac and cheese)
Crazy III: Finally, pasta!
Crazy: Why the fuck are you looking at me like that?
(Crazy III starts salivating and coming closer to him)
Crazy: I do not like this…
(Crazy III bits Crazy’s left arm off, leaving him to scream)
Crazy: CANNIBALS ARE NOT FUN! CANNIBALS ARE NOT FU-
(His head gets eaten by another Crazy, making him die)
Crazy L: Hey leave some for me!
Crazy V: Take this L, Crazy L!
Crazy L: I’ll have you know L means 50 in Roman numerals!
Crazy V: That’s it!
(A shot of the entire island is shown as Crazy L gets eaten, along with several other CrazySponges)
Narrator: Ah, it is a horrific sight, isn’t it? Welp, that’s it for this uh… episode? The end. Well, then. Now it’s time to kill my wife for life insurance money. WAIT IT’S STILL ROLLING?
(end)
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