ミスター・アンドロイド (Mr. Android)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ワタシはミスター・アンドロイド。 	watashi wa misutaa andoroido. 	Please call me Mr. Android.
敬礼、ハイ、敬礼。 	keirei, hai, keirei. 	I will salute you. Yes, salute.
産み落とされたこの世界の消耗品です。 	umiotosareta kono sekai no shoumouhin desu. 	I’m a consumable good produced by this world I was born in.
今日もまたあなた方の望むままに、 	kyou mo mata anatagata no nozomu mama ni, 	Today too, I shall make you all have wonderful dreams once more,
素敵なユメをお見せ致しましょう。 	suteki na yume o omise itashimashou. 	Just as you wish me to.
 	 	
任務遂行報酬スマイル 	ninmu suikou houshuu sumairu 	When my duty is accomplished, my reward is your smiles.
狭い檻の中 	semai ori no naka 	In my cramped cage
木霊式反響システム 	kodamashiki hankyou shisutemu 	Is a reverberation system in the echo style.
 	 	
頭部に装着されている 	toubu ni souchaku sarete iru 	The brain that was equipped
ブレインは任務に於ける 	burein wa ninmu ni okeru 	In my cranium has automatically
効率を上げる為、 	kouritsu o ageru tame, 	Applied operation to induce
喜びの顔に 	yorokobi no kao ni 	The appreciation reaction
咀嚼反応を起こす 	soshaku hannou o okosu 	Towards happy faces
動作を 	dousa o 	For the sake
自動適用しました。 	jidou tekiyou shimashita. 	Of elevating efficiency in function.
 	 	
ココロとコネクト 	kokoro to konekuto 	These days, I connect with hearts,
メモリストア 	memori sutoa 	Store up memories,
従順する日々 	juujun suru hibi 	And act docile.
 	 	
しかし優秀過ぎた 	shikashi yuushuu sugita 	However, my all-too-superior brain
ブレインは自我を自動構築し、。 	burein wa jiga o jidou kouchiku shi,. 	Has automatically constructed an ego,
やがて模範からの離脱 	yagate mohan kara no ridatsu 	And it has adopted the trait of diverging
習性を適用しました 	shuusei o tekiyou shimashita. 	From the model in no time at all.
 	 	
命令に背けば 血眼制裁 	meirei ni somukeba chimanako seisai 	To turn away from my instructions would result in punishment with bloodshot eyes.
全てを徹底管理された 	subete o tettei kanri sareta 	There is nowhere to run for someone like me,
僕に逃げ道は無い 	boku ni nigemichi wa nai 	For whom everything is thoroughly controlled.
「これはお前の為なんだ。」 	“kore wa omae no tame nanda.” 	“Don’t you know that this is for your sake?”
 	 	
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
 	 	
これが正義の物指しだ 	kore ga seigi no monozashi da 	This is the measure of justice.
 	 	
ワタシはミスター・アンドロイド。 	watashi wa misutaa andoroido. 	Please call me Mr. Android.
敬礼、ハイ、敬礼。 	keirei, hai, keirei. 	I will salute you. Yes, salute.
押し付けられた渇いた愛の脱け殻です。 	oshitsukerareta kawaita ai no nukegara desu. 	I’m the husk of a love that was crushed and dried out.
今日もまたあなた方の望むままに、 	kyou mo mata anatagata no nozomu mama ni, 	Today too, I shall make you all have wonderful dreams once more,
素敵なユメをお見せ致しましょう。 	suteki na yume o omise itashimashou. 	Just as you wish me to.
 	 	
任務失敗劣悪フェイス 	ninmu shippai retsuaku feisu 	When I fail in my duties, I put on an inferior face.
「お前は悪い子だ。」 	“omae wa warui ko da.” 	“You really are a problem child.”
耳鳴りとサーバーエラー 	miminari to saabaa eraa 	There’s a ringing in my ears and a server error.
 	 	
この胴体には悲しみの 	kono doutai ni wa kanashimi no 	It seems that I was even trained
顔に放心SOSと 	kao ni houshin SOS to 	By this body with programs for inducing
発作反応を起こす 	hossa hannou o okosu 	The seizure reaction and dazed SOSes
プログラムも仕込まれてい 	puroguramu mo shikomarete ita 	In response to sad faces.
ようで、胸部が何だか 	you de, kyoubu ga nandaka 	There appears to be
疼いているみたいです。 	uzuite iru mitai desu. 	A slight twinge in my chest.
 	 	
ココロとコネクト 	kokoro to konekuto 	These days, I connect with hearts,
メモリストア 	memori sutoa 	Store up memories,
当惑する日々 	touwaku suru hibi 	And act perplexed.
 	 	
御主人様の欠落欲求を満たす 	goshujjin-sama no ketsuraku yokkyuu o mitasu 	I fulfill my master’s desires for what they lack.
その為に僕は作られたのだから 	sono tame ni boku wa tsukurareta no dakara 	That purpose is why I was built, after all.
きっとこのカラダに自我-ボク-が 	kitto kono karada ni boku ga 	Surely they don’t even know that
生まれた事なんて知らないのでしょう 	umareta koto nante shiranai no deshou 	I was born in this body, that there is an "I."
分かろうともしないのでしょう 	wakarou to mo shinai no deshou 	They must not have even tried to understand.
求めれば求める程に虚しくなるのです 	motomereba motomeru hodo ni munashiku naru no desu 	The more I yearn for that, the emptier I become.
シアワセさえを無差別に 	shiawase sae o musabetsu ni 	“You should disseminate even
ばら蒔いていればいいのだと 	baramaite ireba ii no da to 	Happiness indiscriminately,” they said,
もう僕なんて早く壊れてしまえばいいのに 	mou boku nante hayaku kowarete shimaeba ii noni 	Even though I wouldn’t mind if someone like me were broken already.
 	 	
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
ほら、痛い。痛い。痛い。痛い。 	hora, itai. itai. itai. itai. 	See, it hurts. It hurts. It hurts. It hurts.
 	 	
イタイ。イタイ。イタイ。イタイ。 	itai. itai. itai. itai. 	HURTS. HURTS. HURTS. HURTS.
 	 	
―――そして緊急警報装置が作動しました。 	—soshite kinkyuu keihou souchi ga sadou shimashita. 	—That is when the critical alert device kicked in.
どうやらこのブレインは高性能すぎたようで、 	douyara kono burein wa kouseinou sugita you de, 	Somehow, this brain seemed to be running at too high an efficiency,
より動作を迅速且つ正確に行う為にはこの入れ物ごときに現れた 	yori dousa o jinsoku katsu seikaku ni okonau tame ni wa kono iremonogotoki ni arawareta 	Or rather, it reached the point where it was equating feelings
感情が邪魔になった為アップデートによる蓄積されたメモリデータとブレインの学習機能の向上 	kanjou ga jama ni natta tame appudeeto ni yoru chikuseki sareta memori deeta to burein no gakushuu kinou no koujou	Because of an increase in the learning function of the brain and memory data accumulated by an update for feelings that appeared like receptacle-like objects
により感情を"成長の過程における異物混入"と見なすようになり、 	ni yori kanjou o "seichou no katei ni okeru ibutsu konyuu" to minasu you ni nari, 	With the goal of rapidly and accurately carrying out operations with “contamination in the growth mechanism,”
ウイルス駆除ソフトウェアにより無事排除することに成功しました。 	uirusu kujou sofutouea ni yori buji haijou suru koto ni seikou shimashita. 	And it succeeded in a safe exclusion by means of antiviral software.
一度破壊された構成中枢部における深刻なエラーも 	ichido hakai sareta kousei chuusuubu ni okeru shinkoku na eraa mo 	I expect restoration in a number of months in exchange for the removal of feelings,
感情の排除と引き換えに数ヵ月後には回復する見込みです―――。 	kanjou no haijo to hikikae ni suukagetsugo ni wa kaifuku suru mikomi desu—. 	Even with grave errors in the compositional central region which was once destroyed—.
 	 	
疑いの無い 無味な言葉へ 	utagai no nai mumi na kotoba e 	To insipid words without a shred of doubt—
躊躇いの無い 無機質な瞳へ 	tomadoi no nai mukishitsu na hitomi e 	To robotic eyes without a shred of hesitation—
 	 	
ワタシはミスター・アンドロイド。 	watashi wa misutaa andoroido. 	Please call me Mr. Android.
敬礼、ハイ、敬礼。 	keirei, hai, keirei. 	I will salute you. Yes, salute.
産み落とされたこの世界の消耗品です。 	umiotosareta kono sekai no shoumouhin desu. 	I’m a consumable good produced by this world I was born in.
今日もまたあなた方の望むままに、 	kyou mo mata anatagata no nozomu mama ni, 	Today too, I shall make you all have wonderful dreams once more,
素敵なユメをお見せ致しましょう。 	suteki na yume o omise itashimashou. 	Just as you wish me to.
 	 	
ワタシはミスター・アンドロイド。 	watashi wa misutaa andoroido. 	Please call me Mr. Android.
敬礼、ハイ、敬礼。 	keirei, hai, keirei. 	I will salute you. Yes, salute.
絶対服従＆完全無欠な欠陥品です。 	zettai fukujuu kanzen muketsu na kekkanhin desu. 	I’m a defective item whose features are absolute submission and total perfection.
今日もまたあなた方の自己満足の為に、 	kyou mo mata anatagata no jiko manzoku no tame ni, 	Today too, I shall execute the task known by the name of “living” once more,
生きると言う名の作業を遂行致しましょう。 	ikiru to iu na no sagyou o suikou itashimashou. 	Just for the self-satisfaction you all have.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*A Voicelessness
*Happppy songs EP (album)
A remaster was featured on the following albums:
*minus in the sun (album)
A live mix was featured on the following albums:
*minus in the sun (Remastered Edition) (album)
*二つ目小僧 2016-2018 (Futatsume Kozou 2016-2018) (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*Album purchase
===Unofficial===
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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