シル・ヴ・プレジデント (S'il Vous President)

==Alternate Versions==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 	romansu no fushouji nigasanai 	I won't fail to catch any romantic scandals.
消してあげる 	keshite ageru 	I'll disappear you!
 	 	
宣誓！　私が大統領になったら 	sensei! watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara 	I swear! If I became the president,
人の男にちょっかいかける女は島流しにします 	hito no otoko ni chokkai kakeru onna wa shimanagashi ni shimasu 	I would decide on exile for women who make a pass at someone's man.
宣誓！　私が大統領になったら 	sensei! watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara 	I swear! If I became the president,
いやただの友達だよ〜って誤魔化す奴はヘソから電気を流します 	iya tada no tomodachi da yo~ tte gomakasu yatsu wa heso kara denki o nagashimasu	I would shock electricity through the bodies of jerks who dodge the question with "No, we're just friends," starting from the part most central to them.
 	 	
だ・だ・だ・大胆不敵　センセーショナルクローズアップ 	da da da daitan futeki senseeshonaru kuroozuappu 	What a d-d-d-daredevil! What a sensational close-up!
D,D,D,Don't cry　やるぜ徹底的にリサーチだ 	D,D,D,Don't cry yaru ze tetteiteki ni risaachi da 	D-d-d-don't cry. I'll do my research exhaustively.
 	 	
大嫌い？　しょうがない？ 	daikirai? shouganai? 	You really hate me? It can't be helped?
クズは病気ね　バイバイ・バイ 	kuzu wa byouki ne baibai bai 	Being a loser is a sickness, huh. Bye-bye, bye!
権力！　財産！　地位名声！！ 	kenryoku! zaisan! chiimeisei!! 	Power! Property! Status and fame!!
なんにもないけど裁きたいでしょ？ 	nan ni mo nai kedo sabakitai desho? 	You don't have anything, but you wanna judge me?
 	 	
【１・２・３】 	[1 2 3] 	1, 2, 3!
 	 	
だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね 	da da da daitouryou ni nattara ne 	If I became the p-p-p-president,
まずは君を捕まえるね 	mazu wa kimi o tsukamaeru ne 	My first order of business would be to have you arrested.
濡れたタオルで 	nureta taoru de 	Using a wet towel,
洗いざらい吐かせるね（だ・だ・だ！） 	araizarai hakaseru ne (da da da!) 	I'd make you spit out the whole truth. (Tha-tha-tha-)
誰ですか　あの女（いやぁ〜） 	dare desu ka ano onna (iyaa~) 	That woman, who is she? (Oh no!)
ダメですか　そうですか（あちゃ〜） 	dame desu ka sou desu ka (acha~) 	She sure does suck, isn't that right? (Oops!)
ロマンスの不祥事　逃がさない 	romansu no fushouji nigasanai 	I won't fail to catch any romantic scandals.
消してあげる 	keshite ageru 	I'll disappear you!
しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント 	shiru vu purepure purejidento 	S'il vous plaît, plaît, president!
 	 	
宣誓！　私が大統領になったら 	sensei! watashi ga daitouryou ni nattara 	I swear! If I became the president,
ただの仕事の付き合いだよ？って言う奴は 	tada no shigoto no tsukiai da yo? tte iu yatsu wa 	I would make it so those jerks who say,
二度と働けなくしてやります 	nidoto hatarakenaku shite yarimasu 	"It's just a work relationship?" could never work again.
宣誓！　以下略！ 	sensei! ikaryaku! 	I swear! (Look, you get the premise.)
いや向こうが強引でさ〜っていう男の口には 	iya mukou ga gouin de sa~ tte iu otoko no kuchi ni wa 	I would pour resin into the mouths of men who say,
レジンを流し込んで固めてやります！ 	rejin o nagashikonde katamete yarimasu! 	"No, it's those girls who're so pushy" and freeze it!
 	 	
み・み・み・密着　 	mi mi mi micchaku 	I'm s-s-s-sticking like glue to you.
まるでドン・ファン気取りスキャンダラス 	marude don fan kidori sukyandarasu 	You're almost acting pretentiously like —scandalous.
ま・ま・ま・末端価格　甲斐性なしのスクープね 	ma ma ma mattan kakaku kaishou nashi no sukuupu ne 	"It's at r-r-r-retail price" is exactly the kinda scoop you'd get from a good-for-nothing.
 	 	
愛はない？　理由じゃない 	ai wa nai? riyuu ja nai 	Is there no love? That's not the reason.
悪くないのね　はいはいはい 	warukunai no ne hai hai hai 	It's not my fault, that's right, right, right.
軽薄！　のうのう！　いけしゃあしゃあ！！ 	keihaku! nounou! ikeshaashaa!! 	You're shallow! You're careless! And shamelessly so!!
なんにもないとかありえないでしょ？ 	nan ni mo nai toka arienai desho? 	I think it's unlikely that you've got nothing, right?
 	 	
【１・２・３】 	[1 2 3] 	1, 2, 3!
 	 	
だ・だ・だ・大統領になってもね 	da da da daitouryou ni natte mo ne 	Even if I became the p-p-p-president,
たぶん君は変わらないね 	tabun kimi wa kawaranai ne 	You probably wouldn't change.
しらっととぼけて 	shiratto tobokete 	Dispassionately playing the fool,
のらりくらり　かわすのね（で・で・で！） 	norarikurari kawasu no ne (de de de!) 	We'd non-committally exchange messages, I guess. (I-i-i-)
デートですか　こんばんは（うわぁ〜） 	deeto desu ka konbanwa (uwaa~) 	Is this a date? Good evening. (Eep!)
本気ですか　そうですか（ほらぁ〜） 	honki desu ka sou desu ka (horaa~) 	You sure are serious, isn't that right? (Lookit!)
情熱とは不注意 	jounetsu to wa fuchuui 	Your enthusiasm is inattentive.
微熱も消してしまいたい 	binetsu mo keshite shimaitai 	I really wanna disappear even this slight fever.
 	 	
【１・２・３】 	[1 2 3] 	1, 2, 3!
 	 	
だ・だ・だ・大統領になったらね 	da da da daitouryou ni nattara ne 	Even if I became the p-p-p-president,
マジで君を捕まえるね 	maji de kimi o tsukamaeru ne 	I'm not joking, I'd have you arrested.
濡れたタオルで 	nureta taoru de 	Using a wet towel,
洗いざらい吐かせるね（ど・ど・ど！） 	araizarai hakaseru ne (do do do!) 	I'd make you spit out the whole truth. (Whe-whe-whe-)
どこですか　今あんた（おやぁ〜？） 	doko desu ka ima anta (oyaa~?) 	Where are you right now, you prick? (Oh?)
見っけちゃった　バレちゃった（おらー！） 	mikkechatta barechatta (oraa!) 	I've sniffed you out, your lie's come undone. (I'm—!)
夜道にはご用心　さよなら代わりに銃声 	yomichi ni wa go youjin sayonara kawari ni juusei 	Take care on the streets at night, because I'd rather give you a gunshot than a goodbye.
しる・ヴ・ぷれぷれ　プレジデント 	shiru vu purepure purejidento 	S'il vous plaît, plaît, president!
==Notable Derivatives==
*Cover feat. Underbar - YT
*Cover feat. Rinu - YT
*Cover feat. Root - YT
*Cover feat. Orihime-boshi (Hoshikawa Sara, Fumi, Yamagami Karuta)- YT
*Cover feat. Lain Paterson - YT
*Cover (band arrange) feat. Stoic High School - YT
*Cover feat. Yura Neko - YT
*Cover feat. Satomi - YT
*Cover feat. Shijin and Aho no Sakata YT
*Cover feat. Nanamori YT 
*Cover feat. Aiba Uiha YT
*Cover feat. SKY PEACE and Kato Noa 
*Sing and dance cover feat. Mikami Yua YT
*Cover feat. Banbanzai YT
*Sing and dance cover feat. Praprab - YT
*Sing and dance cover feat. Herahera Sanjūshi by Shibatar and Arishan (dance, vocals) - YT
*Cover feat. Fuwa Minato - YT
*Cover feat. Shirakami Fubuki - YT
*Cover feat. Hakui Koyori - YT
*Cover feat. Ratna Petit and Alelu by なな (illust), えむめろ (movie), talo (mix), Mayuzumi Kai, Ichinose Uruha (spoken portions) - YT
*Cover feat. - NN / YT
==External Links==
*Dropbox - Off vocal and lyrics
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*UtaiteDB
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