Summer Heat

==Characters==
Nat PetersonShubieSusieBaby BillyNancy Suzy FishFrankIsabelHaroldSadie RechidFredMartha SmithTom SmithCharlieTina-FranJennifer-MillieJimmy-GusPatty RechidNazz-MimiFrankie-BillySallyEvelynPilarMabelLennyScooterClaytonNathanielMonroeTommy RechidTylerTaylorShellyTall BillySmall BillySally's DaughterPerch PerkinsUmpireAnnouncerUkulele Bottom Players
==Transcript==
(Scene cuts to Shubie and Nancy walking down a street while Shubie pushes Baby Billy in a baby carriage) 
Shubie: "Thanks for asking me to go on a walk today, Nancy. It's always nice to get out of the house and relax after a hard days work. Especially on a beautiful day like today."
Nancy: "Of course! It's always nice to exercise with a friend. I don't want to end up looking like Martha some day!" Shubie and Nancy laugh.
Shubie: "Me neither! These walks also help putting this little guy asleep. Now he'll wake me up in the middle of the night instead of annoying me at dinner!" Shubie and Nancy laugh.
Nancy: "Hearing things like that make me glad that Frank and I haven't had a baby yet! Isabel can be quite the handful herself at times."
Shubie: "Oh believe me, Susie can be too! But I wouldn't want it any other way. I love my little handfuls."
Nancy: "Is Susie excited for the game against Ukulele Bottom tomorrow? Isabel's been looking forward to it all week!"
Shubie: "Oh yeah, she can't wait to play! Especially since our last game got rained out. It should be a fun one tomorrow." Shubie and Nancy walk past Patty Rechid's house and see Patty packing things into her boat. Shubie waves at Patty.
Shubie: "Hi Patty! Boy, you're in an awfully big hurry! Is there a big realtor convention coming up or something?"
Patty: "Oh, no. I'm going to my vacation home in Great Barrier Reef for the week. There's going to be a big heat wave hitting Bikini Bottom soon and I definitely don't want to stick around for that." Patty continues putting suitcases in her boat. Shubie and Nancy continue walking.
Nancy: "I wonder why she's so worried about this heat wave. A little heat never hurt anyone."
Shubie: "Exactly! And she should know better than anyone! Remember all those softball practices we had in high school during the summer? Coach always said 'If you girls want to win state, you have to practice in any conditions!'."
Nancy: "Yeah poor Martha! She'd always get heatstroke at those practices! And Jennifer would be as red as a tomato with those sunburns! She always forgot to put on sunscreen." Nancy and Shubie laugh.
(Scene cuts to Shubie getting back home)
Shubie: "Hi Nat! We're home! How was work today?" Shubie takes Baby Billy out of the baby carriage.
Nat: "Shush, Shubie! There's something important on the news right now."
Shubie: "Ooo, what is it?" Shubie walks into the living room were Nat and Susie are watching TV.
(Scene cuts to the TV screen)
Perch Perkins: "Good evening! I'm Perch Perkins and this is your weather report for the upcoming week. It looks like Bikini Bottom will be getting a heat wave unlike anything we've seen in the past thirty years! There should be record highs throughout the week so make sure your air conditioners are working or this week will be a brutal one for you and your family. This weather report has been sponsored by Glove World!" Nat turns off the TV.
Shubie: "Patty was just telling me and Nancy about that earlier today. Don't worry, those weather reports are always wrong anyway. Remember when Bikini Bottom had that tornado warning last week? I don't remember there being any tornadoes! They probably just say that stuff to get higher ratings. I'm sure we'll be fine tomorrow. Plus, we always have our AC in case they're right."
French Narrator: "The next day."
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Nat, Susie and Baby Billy sweating in their house the next day) Shubie fans herself.
Shubie: "Great Neptune it's hot! The AC is barely doing anything!" Nat takes a drink of water.
Nat: "It better not be like this for the whole week, Shubie. I don't know if I can last that long."
Susie: "It's so hot that I'm not even happy that school was closed because of the heat! Did they cancel our game too, Mom?" Baby Billy pours a glass of water over his head.
Shubie: "No, not yet. But I imagine if they shut down the mall and the school due to the heat today, they'll cancel the game too." Nat hears something outside. 
Nat: "Do any of you hear that? I'm not getting heat stroke am I?"
Shubie: "No I hear it too. I wonder what's going on out there." Shubie and Nat walk outside where the noise gets louder.
Nat: "Where is it coming from?"
Shubie: "I think it's coming from Harold's house." Nat and Shubie walk down the street towards Harold's house. Harold notices them and waves.
Harold: "Hey Nat! Hey Shubie!"
Shubie: "Hey Harold. Is everything okay? What is that noise coming from your house?"
Harold: "Oh, that? That's just the new generator I invented this morning. It makes my air conditioner five times as powerful as it was before! It's like I'm living in the Arctic in here!"
Nat: "Five times as powerful? Do you think maybe you could build us a generator? Ours isn't working so well right now. It's 95 degrees in our house!"
Harold: "Of course! I just made one for Frank and Nancy's house this morning!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie and Harold standing inside Nat's house next to the air conditioner)
Harold: "Okay now that it's plugged in, you can turn on your air conditioner and watch this feat of true scientific genius!" Shubie turns on the air conditioner. The air conditioner explodes. Nat, Shubie and Harold cough.
Nat: "What happened? Why didn't it work?"
Harold: "That's odd. I have no idea. Oh wait! How old is your air conditioner?"
Shubie: "It's four years old. Why?"
Harold: "Oh, did I forget to mention that my generator only works on air conditioner that are three years old or younger? Oops! How silly of me!" Harold laughs awkwardly.
Nat: "Why you little barnaclehead..." Harold looks at his watch.
Harold: "Oh! Would you look at the time! I have to uh.. go take a bath!" Harold runs away.
Shubie: "Well, I guess we're gonna have to get another air conditioner."
(Scene cuts to Shubie on the phone in the kitchen) Shubie hangs up the phone.
Nat: "So what did they say?"
Shubie: "They said they could come over and install one in four to six weeks. It seems like everyone's trying to get an air conditioner during this heat wave." 
Nat: "Four to six weeks?! But it's gonna be this hot for the entire week! What are we going to do?"
Shubie: "I don't know, Nat. I guess our only option is to..." Someone knocks on the front door, 
Nat: "Who could that be?" Nat and Shubie walk over to the front door and open it. Nat and Shubie see Frank and Nancy standing in front of Nat's house.
Nancy: "Is everything alright? We thought we heard an explosion before."
Shubie: "That was just our air conditioner. Harold broke it trying to install his generator."
Nancy: "Oh, those things work wonders. He installed one of those things for Frank and I, and our house is now as cool as an igloo. It's really helped with this heat wave."
Nat: "Yeah, well now we're going to have to try to get through it with no AC whatsoever. We called the air conditioner store and they can't install one for at least four weeks.
Nancy: "Oh Neptune, that's awful! How are you ever going to get through this heat wave? Oh wait! They should stay with us, Frank!"
Shubie: "Really?! Are you sure?"
Nancy: "Of course! We definitely have enough room for all of you. You two can sleep in the guest bed, Susie can stay in Isabel's room and I'm sure we can fit a crib for Baby Billy in the guest room. Plus, Frank and I have a pool in our backyard so we could all have a barbecue out there every night this week! Wouldn't that be fun! So what do you say?" Shubie looks at Nat before looking back at Nancy and Frank.
Shubie: "We'd love to! Thank you so much! You truly don't how much this means to us!"
Nancy: "No problem, Shubie! That's what friends are for! Well, we'd better get the guest room ready. See you two at the baseball game!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie coaching the baseball game later that day) Shubie wipes some sweat of her forehead.
Shubie: "I know Coach made us practice every day, but it was never as hot as this! I can't believe they didn't cancel this game today. It's so hot out here." A Ukulele Bottom player hits the ball to Tommy. Tommy picks up the ball and throws it to Isabel at first base. Isabel drops the ball.
Umpire: "Safe!"
Shubie: "It's okay, Isabel! Everyone makes mistakes!"
Nancy (from the stands): "What a terrible throw! Why is Tommy playing third base? Everyone knows he's terrible!"
(Scene cuts to later in the game) Shubie fans herself to try to stay cool. Isabel hits the ball to the shortstop. The shortstop throws it to first base.
Umpire: "Out!"
Nancy: "Are you blind?! She was safe! Shubie, aren't you going to actually coach the game?! She was clearly safe!" Shubie sighs.
(Scene cuts to later in the game) Shubie pours some water on her head. A Ukulele Bottom player hits the ball to Isabel. Isabel tries to field the ball but it rolls under her mitt and into the outfield. The Ukulele Bottom player runs to first base.
Shubie: "It's okay, Isabel! Just focus on the next batter!"
Nancy: "Oh come on! That ball should've been fielded by Susie! It was obviously closer to her! Your daughter stinks, Shubie! She's making Isabel look bad!" Shubie sighs.
(Scene cuts to later in the game)
Announcer: "And it's now the last inning. Bikini Bottom is beating Ukulele Bottom 8 to 0 in a game that everyone here wants to end as soon as possible."
Shubie: "Ok, it's the last inning. Isabel, why don't you rest this last inning. Sally's daughter, you can play first base." Isabel sits down on the bench while Sally's daughter runs out into the field.
Nancy: "Hey! Why isn't Isabel in the game?"
Shubie: "I'm just giving her a break for the last inning so that other kids can get a chance, Nancy. Sally's daughter hardly ever plays."
Nancy: "What if a Whale scout comes right now and sees Isabel on the bench?! They're going to think she stinks!"
Shubie: "No they won't, Isabel's 3 for 4 today with a home run. It's just one inning, Nancy."
Nancy: "One inning? I don't see your daughter sitting for an inning today! Take Susie out instead!"
Shubie: "That's because Sally's daughter doesn't know how to play second base, Susie's the only one on the team. Let's just start this inning, Nancy. It's so hot out and we all want to go home."
Nancy: "Shubie, put her back in this game right now! You are such an awful coach! This team would score so many more runs if you actually knew how to use Isabel!" Shubie gets angry. Shubie turns around.
Shubie: "Shut up! Just shut up! You do this every game, Nancy!"
Nancy: "Well I just thought..."
Shubie: "You thought?! You don't know anything! You act like you know everything but you don't! You were terrible at softball! If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have won anything in high school! Stop trying to live your life through Isabel for once! Making sure she succeeds doesn't hide the fact that you're still a failure! Yes that's right, you're nothing but a failure! And no one from Whale cares about how good a bunch of 6 year olds are at baseball! So just sit there, shut up and let these kids have fun! And let this game end because it's as hot as an underwater volcano out here!" Nancy doesn't say anything and sits back down in her seat. Shubie turns back around towards the field and sighs.
Shubie: "Maybe I was a little too harsh."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy getting in their boat after the game) Shubie buckles Baby Billy into his seat. Shubie then sees Nancy and Isabel walking over to their boat. Shubie runs over to Nancy.
Shubie: "Nancy, I just wanted to apologize for what I said at the game today. I didn't mean it. It was just so hot outside and I really wanted to leave. I hope you can forgive me."
Nancy: "Oh, I think you did mean all of that. About how I was a terrible softball player and am nothing but a failure."
Shubie: "You weren't a terrible softball player, Nancy. You were definitely a solid player. It takes a whole team to win as much as we did, not just one player."
Nancy: "Well, you clearly don't believe that."
Shubie: "Yes I do, Nancy. Please don't get upset about this. You're one of my best friends and it was so nice of you to invite us over..."
Nancy: "Oh you can forget about staying at our house, Shubie. I don't want you anywhere near it. Frank missed the game today making sure the guest room was all ready for you and Nat and this is how you treat us?! You're clearly not one of my best friends. Enjoy spending this heat wave in your AC less house. Come on, Isabel, let's go home." Nancy gets in her boat, backs out of the parking spot and drives away. Shubie walks back over to her boat.
Nat: "So how did things go with Nancy?"
Shubie: "Not great. She said that I'm not her friend anymore, and she's not letting us stay in her house this week."
Nat: "What?! But how are we gonna get through this heat wave, Shubie."
Shubie: "I don’t know, Nat. I guess we'll just have to try to tough it out."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy sweating in there house)
Nat: "It's so hot in here! I can't take it anymore, Shubie! How long have we been here for?" Shubie looks at her watch.
Shubie: "Five minutes."
Nat: "Five minutes?! We have to get out of here! I'm practically bathing in my own sweat!"
Shubie: "I know, but what could we possibly do about this? Oh! I know! Nancy's house isn't the only place in town where we can cool off. Let's go to Goo Lagoon!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy walking onto the beach at Goo Lagoon)
Shubie: "What a perfect day for the beach! I can't wait to jump in and get all wet!"
Susie: "Uh Mommy, what does that sign say?" Susie points at a sign, and Shubie reads it.
Shubie: "Do Not Enter! Maximum Capacity?! Oh barnacles! The beach is full. I guess everyone else decided to cool off here too. Come on kids, let's try the pool."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy at the pool) Shubie reads a sign that says 'Pool Full'. Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "The pool's full too? Well, Reef Cinema has air conditioning."
(Scene cuts to Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy standing outside Reef Cinema) Nat walks out of the theater and over to them.
Shubie: "So were you able to buy tickets?" Nat shakes his head.
Nat: "All their movies are sold out. It seems like everyone in town's dying to cool off today."
Shubie: "Darn. Well, if all else fails, we can always try the bowling alley."
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy stuck in traffic in their boat) Tom and Martha pull their boat up next to them. 
Shubie: "Hey Martha, what is all this traffic for?"
Martha: "We're all waiting in line to get into the bowling alley."
Shubie: "So you’re telling me that all these boats are for the bowling alley?! You've got to be kidding me!" Nancy walks through the line of boats handing out fliers.
Nancy: "Hi Tom! Hi Martha! Are you two coming to my pool party tonight? Everyone in the neighborhood will be there! Plus, my house has a pool and the best air conditioning in the entire town!" Nancy hands Martha a flier.
Martha: "We'd love to go! Thank you so much for inviting us Nancy!" Nancy looks over and sees Nat and Shubie in the next boat. Nancy turns away and walks past them.
Nancy: "Nazz! Would you like to come to my pool party tonight?" Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "Does she really have to rub it in like that? Well, that's every public place with air conditioning in Bikini Bottom. We might as well melt at home instead of fry out here in the hot sun. I told you you should've gotten a boat with a roof, Nat. At least those ones have air conditioning."
Nat: "You never told me to buy a boat with a roof."
Shubie: "Well, I would've if you didn't buy a boat when I was seven months pregnant!"
Nat: "I guess that's true. But anyway, there still is one place we haven't tried yet." Shubie rolls her eyes.
Shubie: "Yeah, right. As if the Krusty Krab isn't full right now."
Nat: "That's not what I had in mind."
Shubie: "Nat, I don't care how hot it is in our house. I will not get caught stepping foot into the Chum Bucket."
Nat: "I wasn't thinking of going there either."
Shubie: "So what place are you thinking of then?"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy at the front desk of Bikini Bottom Hospital)
Jennifer-Millie: "I'm sorry Nat, but your family can't get a room just because your house doesn’t have any air conditioning."
Nat: "Oh come on! But what if I had a case of the Suds or something?" Jennifer laughs.
Jennifer: "Nice try, Nat. But we both know that only sponges can get the Suds. Do you really think you're the first person to try this today? Over fifty people have come in here asking for a room just so they can cool off." Nat sighs and walks away. Sadie Rechid walks past them pushing Fred in a wheelchair.
Sadie: "Watch out! Coming through! My husband just broke his leg!" 
Jennifer: "Oh, right this way! Here, let me find a room for him! I'll just need you to fill out this form." Jennifer takes the wheelchair from Sadie and hands her a pen and a clipboard with a form on it.
Sadie: "Yes! Running over Fred's leg with my boat was the greatest idea I've ever come up with! Now Fred and I will have hospital air conditioning for the whole week! Oh, hi Nat! Didn't see you there! Are coming to Nancy's pool party tonight? I can't wait to cool off in her pool."
Nat: "No, unfortunately Nancy didn't invite us because she's mad at Shubie right now."
Sadie: "Oh. Well, if only you were married to another woman who Nancy wasn't mad at." Sadie walks away.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy driving back to their house) Nat parks the boat in their driveway. Noise is heard coming from Nancy and Frank's house.
Pilar (at the party): "This is the greatest party ever! This pool is so cold I don't even feel the heat anymore!"
Nat: "Nice going, Shubie. We'd be at that party right now if it wasn't for your big mouth."
Shubie: "Hey! It's not my fault Nancy wouldn't stop complaining during the game! And at least I tried to apologize! All you did today was try to sneak us into a hospital! Nice plan by the way!"
Nat: "Hey! Well I never would've had to try that if you had thought of going to Goo Lagoon sooner! We might still be there right now if you did!"
Shubie: "Hey! Well at least I came up with some ideas! You never came up with any besides that dumb hospital one!"
Nat: "Yeah well we wouldn't even be in this mess had you realized that Harold's stupid generator was going to make our air conditioner explode before you turned it on!"
Shubie: "Hey! I didn't hear you ever tell me not to! You didn't know it was going to explode either! And if I remember correctly, you were the one who asked Harold to install it so that makes it your fault!"
Nat: "Oh yeah? Well, maybe you should’ve ordered a new air conditioner sooner. If ours wasn't four years old, the generator would've worked!"
Shubie: "You never bothered to get one either! And it's your fault that... Oh, why are we fighting? We both made mistakes today. Although, I guess mine were a bit bigger. The point is, this isn't solving anything. We need to work together in order to figure out a solution. I've got it!"
Nat: "What?" 
Shubie: "Let's sneak into Nancy's party!"
(Scene cuts to Shubie ringing the doorbell of Nancy's house) Nancy opens the door and sees a large wooden box standing in front of her.
Nancy: "Who is it? Oh, a package? That's funny. I don't remember ordering anything lately. Oh wait, is this what I think it is? It can't be! I’ve been waiting for months for this package! I can't wait to show it to everyone!" Nancy picks up the box and carries it into her house.
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy inside the box) 
Shubie (whispers): "I told you this would work. In a matter of seconds we'll be swimming in her refreshing pool!" 
(Scene cuts back to Nancy carrying the box) Nancy carries the box into the backyard.
Martha: "Hey Nancy, what's in the box?"
Nazz: "It looks awfully big!"
Nancy: "Oh it's just a little something that came in the mail. Frank, can you help me carry it?" Frank grabs the other side of the box. Nancy and Frank continue walking through the backyard. 
Nancy: "Perfect! Let's put it down here." Nancy and Frank throw the box behind their backyard fence. The box rolls away and falls apart. Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy land on the ground.
Shubie: "Darn. I thought the old fake package routine would get her. It looks like we'll have to come up with something else."
Nat: "What else could we try? It's not like we can magically teleport into that party!"
Shubie: "Maybe we can't, but I know someone who can." 
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy inside Harold's garage)
Nat: "Are you sure Harold's going to be fine with us sneaking into his garage?"
Shubie: "Of course! I'm sure he won't mind. It's his fault we're in this mess in the first place thanks to his lousy invention. Plus, he's at the party right now. He'll never know we were here. Ah, here it is! Harold's teleporting machine!" Shubie turns on the machine and presses a bunch of buttons.
Nat: "Do you even know how to work this thing?"
Shubie: "I think so. He taped the instructions to the machine. Ok now all I need to do is put in the location. Let's see... Goo Lagoon? No. Reef Cinema? No. Evelyn's bedroom? I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that one. Here we go! Nancy's pool! All we have to do is walk into this machine and it'll teleport us right next to the pool! You wanna go first, Nat?"
Nat: "Sure!" Nat jumps in the machine.
(Scene cuts to Nancy's party) Charlie and Tina-Fran walk by. A portal appears on the ground next to the pool. 
Charlie: "Ouch!"
Tina-Fran: "What's wrong, Charlie?"
Charlie; "I think I just stubbed my tow."
Tina: "Oh no! Why don't you take a seat right over there. Here, have a brownie. I'll go get you an ice pack." Charlie takes a bite out of the brownie and sits down on the portal as Nat comes out of it. Nat hits his head against Charlie's butt and falls back into the portal.
(Scene cuts to Nat flying back out of the teleporting machine) Nat tumbles out of the machine and crashes into the wall.
Shubie: "Nat! What happened?" Charlie spits out of the machine.
Charlie: "Woah. Where am I? How did I get here? I must be hallucinating. What did Nancy put in these brownies?" Charlie takes another bite out of his brownie. Shubie sighs and toss Charlie back into the machine.
(Scene cuts to Tina holding an ice pack in Nancy's backyard) 
Tina: "Charlie! Hello? Ugh, where do he go now?" Tina looks at her watch.
Tina: "I’ve been standing out here for almost five minutes!" Charlie teleports back into Nancy's backyard. Tina looks up and screams.
Tina: "Charlie! Don't scare me like that! This whole time I thought you were hurt and needed an ice pack."
Charlie: "Huh? I wasn't trying to scare you." Tina rolls her eyes.
Tina: "Oh yeah, sure you weren't. That's definitely not why you were hiding and decided to jump out at me."
Charlie: "What? I never hid from you, I swear! I was transported to some other place. It was like someone's garage or something. It was weird. Nat and Shubie were there too."
Tina: "Nat and Shubie?! They're not even here! What did Nancy put in those brownies?"
(Scene cuts back to Harold's garage)
Shubie: "What other experiments can we try?"
Nat: "Hey, if we're in Harold's garage, why don't we just sneak into his air conditioned house and relax until he gets back from the party?"
Shubie: "Nat, that's a great idea!" Shubie walks over to the door that leads into Harold's house. Shubie tries to open it but it's locked.
Nat: "What's wrong, Shubie?"
Shubie: "It's locked. Oh, this is hopeless! We're never going to cool off!" Shubie knocks over the coat rack next to the door in frustration. Suddenly Shubie disappears.
Nat: "Shubie?! Where did you go?"
Susie: "Oh no! Mommy's been banned to the shadow dimension!"
Shubie: "Ah! Get this think off of me!" Shubie takes off Harold's invisibility jacket and throws it onto the ground.
Nat: "Harold's invisibility jacket! We can use it to sneak into that party!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy wearing the invisibility jacket outside of Nancy's house)
Shubie: "Ok, let's sneak into the back, climb the fence and we're in! Great plan, Nat! This is full proof!" Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy walk towards Nancy's backyard and climb over the fence.
Nat: "We're in! I can't wait to jump into that pool!" The Petersons walk towards the pool. The Petersons walk by Nancy, Frank, Martha and Tom.
Martha: "So then Scooter asks me, 'Does this pickle come in cyan?'. It's a pickle!" Nancy, Frank, Martha and Tom laugh.
Nancy: "Oh Scooter, what a moron!"
Nat: "We're almost there! That pool is going to feel so refreshing!" Shubie shushes him.
Shubie: "Quiet! We can't let Nancy hear us!" Nancy turns around.
Nancy: "Huh? What was that?"
Frank: "What was what, Nancy?"
Nancy: "Didn't you guys hear something? I though I heard someone calling my name." Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy turn around and run back towards the fence so Nancy won't catch them. Frank, Tom and Martha shake their heads.
Frank: "We didn't hear anything, Nancy." Nancy shrugs.
Nancy: "Eh, it was probably nothing. This heat must be making me imagine things."
Shubie: "Phew! That was a close one! Don't say a word while we're around others or they'll find out we're here. Nat! Your foot isn't in the invisibility jacket! Quick, put it in so no one sees!"
Nat: "It is?! Oh no!" Nat puts his foot back in the invisibility jacket. Nancy sees Nat's foot disappear. Nancy smirks.
Nancy: "Hey everyone! Sorry to interrupt but would you all mind taking a picture for my scrapbook? Everyone stand in front of that part of the fence right there! I'll go get my camera." Nancy points in Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy's direction before running into her house to get her camera.
Shubie: "Uh oh." Everyone runs over towards them. Jennifer-Millie bumps into the jacket.
Jennifer: "Hey! What the..." Jennifer shoves the Petersons into Martha.
Martha: "Hey! Watch it!" Martha knocks them into Charlie.
Charlie: "Hey! Can't you see I'm standing here? Wait, what the... There's no one here!" Charlie touches the jacket.
Nat: "Ow! You poked my eye!"
Charlie: "Ah! It's those beings for the secret dimension I was taken too! They've come to take me back! Get away from me!" Charlie shoves the Petersons into the fence. Charlie screams and jumps onto Tina. 
Tina: "Charlie! What's the matter with you?" Charlie starts sucking his thumb. Nancy comes back outside.
Nancy: "Everyone say invisibility jacket!" 
Everyone: "Invisibility jacket!" Everyone smiles and Nancy snaps a photo.
Nancy: "Great! Now let's all get back to having some fun!"
(Scene cuts to Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy in the invisibility jacket)
Nat: "Oh, my head hurts."
Shubie: "Did you hear that, Nat? Nancy just told everyone to say invisibility jacket when she took their photo. She must've seen your foot before."
Nat: "Uh oh. Let's get out of here, Shubie! I don't want Nancy doing anything else to us."
Shubie: "No! We're not leaving. We've come too far to give up now. We're getting into that pool and cooling off whether she likes it or not."
Nat: "How are we going to do that?"
Shubie: "We're still wearing the invisibility jacket, right? That means she still can't see us so if we take the long way around to get to her pool, she'll never know. We'll be refreshed in no time! Follow me!" The Petersons walk alongside the fence away from everyone else. The Petersons walk past Jennifer, Jimmy-Gus, Nazz-Mimi and Frankie-Billy.
Jennifer: "We really need to marathon that show this weekend, Jimmy. These new episodes sound fantastic! Oh! Excuse me, guys. I need to use the bathroom. Those burgers really went through my system quickly!" Jennifer walks away. The Petersons continue walking towards the pool. Shubie sees Nancy, Frank and Sadie standing in between them and the pool. 
Shubie: "Oh no it's Nancy! Don't make any noises!" Sadie looks at her watch.
Sadie: "I'd better check on Fred at the hospital. Thanks for hosting this party, Nancy! It was great! It's too bad that Nat wasn't here."
Nancy: "Of course, Sadie! Frank, why don't you give her one of those cookies so she can give it to Fred?" Frank takes a cookie off of his plate and hands it to Sadie.
Sadie: "Thanks Frank and Nancy! I'm sure Fred will love it! Bye!" Nancy and Frank wave goodbye. Sadie walks away and starts eating the cookie. Frank takes a bite out of one of the cookies.
Frank: "Nancy, these cookies are delicious!"
Nancy: "Thanks, dear. Isabel and I made them this morning." 
Susie: "Ow! Dad, you stepped on my foot!"
Nat: "Sorry, Susie. It's kind of cramped in here."
Shubie: "Be quiet! Do you want Nancy to hear us?"
Nancy: "Huh? Hey Frank, watch this. They just make it too easy sometimes." Nancy smirks and puts out her leg. The Petersons trip over her leg and tumble onto the ground. The invisibility jacket comes off which reveals them to the entire party. The crowd gasps.
Shubie: "Nancy, I'm..."
Nancy: "Well, what do we have here? I don't remember inviting you four to my party! Have you been trying to sneak in this whole time?! And did you steal Harold's invisibility jacket too? Wow I can't believe you would stoop so low, Shubie. No wonder we aren't friends anymore. Can you believe this, Frank? They were wearing an invisibility jacket and somehow they still got caught sneaking in!" Nancy and Frank start laughing. The rest of the crowd starts laughing too. Shubie sighs.
Shubie: "What's the point. We were never going to be able to use the pool and now we're getting laughed at by the entire neighborhood. Come on, kids. Let's go home." Nat, Shubie, Susie and Baby Billy begin to walk away. Suddenly, Frank starts choking.
Nancy: "Frank? Frank! Oh Neptune, he's choking! Where’s Jennifer? She's a nurse!"
Jimmy: "She's still in the bathroom!"
Nancy: "Where's Sadie? She used to be a nurse! Oh wait, Sadie left! Does anyone know the Heimlich? My husband is choking!"
Nat: "Shubie, you learned the Heimlich when you were a lifeguard!" Shubie runs over to Frank and does the Heimlich maneuver. Frank spits out the cookie he was choking on. Nancy hugs Frank.
Nancy: "Oh Frank, thank Neptune you're okay! Shubie, you saved Frank's life! I don't know what to say! Thank you so much!"
Shubie: "You're welcome Nancy. Look, I know I said it before but I'm really sorry about how I acted at the baseball game. You've been one of my best friends for a long time and I never should've treated you that way. I'm sorry that my family snuck into your party too. It was all my idea. I hope you can forgive me but I understand it if you can't and don't ever want to talk to me again. I haven't been the greatest friend lately."
Nancy: "Don't worry about it, Shubie. Of course you're my friend! You just saved my husband's life! I'm sorry too. I haven't been the greatest friend either. Looking back, I guess I was acting pretty rude during the baseball game. And hosting this party just to spite my friend after her AC broke during a heat wave is pretty mean spirited. I shouldn't have treated you that way. Tell you what, why don't you and your family stay, and we'll even let you live with us until the heat wave's over!"
Shubie: "You mean it?"
Nancy: "Of course! That's what friends are for!" Jennifer walks outside.
Jennifer: "What did I miss? I heard a lot of yelling going on out here." Harold walks over to Shubie.
Harold: "So I think stealing my invisibility jacket cancels out me blowing up your air conditioner, don't you? Oh and look, you stained it! That's gonna cost you and Nat $3,500 to get it removed."
Shubie: "Hey Nancy, wanna give me a hand with the package I ordered?"
Nancy: "With pleasure!" Shubie and Nancy grab Harold.
Harold: "Hey, what are you two doing?" Shubie and Nancy carry Harold to the end of Nancy's backyard and throw him over the fence. Harold tumbles away.
Harold: "That money better come in the mail!"
(Scene ends)
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