Baby Dead

Baby Dead is the eighth episode of SpongeThorne.
==Transcript==
(Temmie and Dave are seen walking Mr. Sprinkles along a path.)
Dave: You know, is it just me or does it feel like it's been months since anything has happened around here?
Temmie: idk what u meen
Dave: Eh, whatever.
(The two awkwardly walk along for a few seconds.)
Temmie: wovewy day for a dog walk, isnt it
Dave: You're one to talk.
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
(Mr. Sprinkles sniffs something in the distance, and runs toward it, yanking Temmie and Dave along for the ride)
Dave: Woah!
(The two are yanked towards the garden of a house currently holding a yard sale. The con man from the episode "Chocolate With Nuts" is showing SpongeBob and Patrick several items of junk from behind a table.)
Patrick: I'm in this show too now.
Con Man: (chuckles) You sure are. Are you definitely sure I can't interest you into any of my old CDs?
SpongeBob: Nah, sorry. Peezer and The Weevils are just not my thing. You don't really have anything, how do I put this… to my taste.
Con Man: But everyone loves Peezer!
(Patrick points to an old can filled with several pieces of cutlery.)
Patrick: Hey, what are those?
Con Man: Oh, that's just some old knives and forks, nothing that great. But if you could turn your eyes back over to my CD-
(Patrick starts looking through the knives and forks.)
Patrick: Wow! There's so much choice! Knife, fork, knife, fork- (he picks up a spork and screams, just as Dave, Temmie, and Mr. Sprinkles approach them) what kind of sorcery is this?!
Dave: I'm just a ghost, you don't have to be so rude.
SpongeBob: Oh hey guys.
Dave: Hey.
SpongeBob: Patrick, these are my friends Dave, Temmie, and Mr. Sprinkles the dog.
Patrick: You have some weird friends.
Dave: He really does.
Patrick: Hey if we're underwater how can there be a do-
SpongeBob: Where's Hoopla?
Dave: Oh, he's down at Glove Universe doing some (doing an impression of a stuck-up British accent) important supernatural research on that ghost portal we found last episode.
Patrick: Are you sure he's not under a house?
SpongeBob: You mean the episode back in October?
Dave: Don't rub it in. Whoa, is this a yard sale?
Temmie: wut a yard sail?
Dave: It's a place where people give away their junk at insanely low prices! Damn, they even have Peezer!
Con Man: That'll be five dollars, kind sir.
Dave: Oh, I have no money. I'm a ghost.
(The con man leans into Dave and whispers.)
Con Man: Just between you and me, a lot of people have walked past eyeing up that CD, but I just couldn't let it go. I just knew someone special would come along and want it. And that, my friend, is you. 
Dave: Whoa.
Con Man: I'll give you the cousins' discount at four dollars.
(Dave whips out his wallet.)
Dave: It's a deal!
Patrick: Wait didn't you just say you had no money?
Dave: Yeah, but that was five seconds ago.
(Temmie starts looking through a plastic tub of dolls.)
Temmie: wow!1!1 wook at all deez dolls! dav, can tem bye some pls?
Dave: Sorry Tem, I just used my money up on Peezer. It's good stuff, you know.
SpongeBob: To be honest I don't really like Peezer. I'm not really a music type.
(A penguin walks by.)
Penguin: Good on you, cheese block, you're not blind to the truth. MUSIC IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!
Dave: What a sad, strange little man.
Temmie: can tem pls have sum dolls?
Dave: Look, Tem, if I had the money I would gladly get you some. But as you can see I just spent it all on-
(Temmie starts pouting.)
Dave: Oh come on, you know I'm not gonna- ah, what the heck. I'm sure this won't be an important plot point or anything. How much for the dolls?
Con Man: Five dollars each.
(Dave reluctantly hands over a stash of money.)
Temmie: yay!11!11 tank too dav!
Dave: Yeah, don't mention it.
(Cut to Dave, Temmie, and Mr. Sprinkles re-entering their house.)
Dave: Hoop, are you home?
(Pause.)
Dave: Huh. Maybe he did get crushed by a house.
(Dave lets Mr. Sprinkles off his lead and he runs over to his dog bed.)
Dave: There's a good dog. Now, I've got myself some Peezer to listen to!
(Dave floats off with his Peezer record. Temmie talks to her dolls.)
Temmie: well angewica, peash and jonathon, ig it's just u and me. tem go get tems dollhouse!
(Temmie dumps her three dolls on the coffee table and runs upstairs. The camera zooms in onto the dolls. After a few seconds, the middle doll starts shaking and moving towards the edge of the coffee table. A faint voice is heard coming from the doll.)
Doll: Ugh, if I… could just…
(Temmie comes back running downstairs carrying a dollhouse.)
Temmie: i got it! now we can pway!
(Temmie starts playing with the dolls in the dollhouse.)
angewica: la la la la i luv being in my dollhouse
peash: yeah it is great 
jonathon: ikr
angewica: it my birfday partee tomorrow a ur all invited 
jonathon: yay
peash: i cant wait to go
angewica: no no, ur not invited peash
peash: WHAT WHY NOT
angewica: bc no 1 likes you peash, a i cant forgive u 4 what u did at-
(The doorbell rings and Mr. Sprinkles runs towards the door.)
Mr. Sprinkles: woof woof woof woof woof
Temmie: oh! tem get it!
(Temmie drops the dolls once again and runs towards the door. She answers it and finds Hoopla. Dave also approaches the door humming Where's My Sex?.)
Temmie: hoopwa!
Hoopla: I'm back. Did you take the dog for his walk?
Dave: Sure did. He has a name you know.
(The camera pans back over to the dollhouse as the conversation continues. The same fool once again continues to nudge its way onto the floor.)
Doll: Come on, come on!
(The doll succeeds and lands on the floor. Hoopla, Dave, and Temmie look over.)
Hoopla: What was that?
Dave: Eh, probably nothing.
(Cut back to the doll lying on the floor.)
Doll: Okay, you got out of that shithole. Now what? You can't announce your presence or-
(The doll looks over to Dave and Temmie talking to Hoopla at the door and notices Hoopla's ghost sucker on his back.)
Doll: Wait, is that a ghost sucker?! But that means- Oh no, you've got yourself into some deep shit now, haven't you?! (sigh) It's fine, it's fine. It just means you have to- wait, if that's one of ghost sucker things they keep talking about, then maybe...
(The door is heard shutting and Temmie runs back over to the dollhouse.)
Temmie: okway, now wear were we?
(Temmie notices the doll on the floor and smirks.)
Temmie: peash?! what r u doing?! ur not supposed to b on da floor?!
(Temmie picks the doll back up and places it back in the dollhouse. Cut the dollhouse and the dolls now placed in a different room, being Temmie's bedroom, with the lights off.)
Doll: This is dumb, this is just really really dumb. Why did I have to be in the body of a child's plaything? You're gonna have to come out soon or-
Hoopla: (off-screen) Temmie?! You coming?! We're going to The Krusty K!
Temmie: (off-screen) but tem don want to go! tem want to play with dolls!
Hoopla: (off-screen, sighs) Alright, okay. See you later!
Temmie: (off-screen) bi!
Doll: Wait, everyone except the dumb one is leaving? (chuckles) I could use this do my advantage.. 
(Temmie enters the room and turns the lights on.)
Temmie: tem back! 
(Temmie picks up the dolls and goes to play, but suddenly stops.)
Temmie: wait, wut was tem doing again?
Doll: Oh, I believe we were at the part where we were all having a tea party and "Angewica" wouldn't let me have any tea.
(Temmie screams.)
Temmie: u can tawk?
Doll: I mean sure, have you not watched Toy Story?
Temmie: wuts toi story
Doll: Honestly I don't know, but it's apparently a good flick. It's about toys that come alive when the children can't see them.
Temmie: but tem can c you!
Doll: Yeah, we, uh… like to bend rules sometimes?! For, uh… special people.
Temmie: wow! tem speckled?!
Doll: Sure whatever. Now I'm gonna need you to do a favour for me.
Temmie: tem need to take video of dis and upwoad to chootube and get miwwions of subscroobers!
Doll: Uh, no, no, there's no need to do that!
Temmie: y knot?
Doll: Because… I said so?
Temmie: okway. um… y arent da other dolls awive?
Doll: They're… shy.
Temmie: o
Doll: But I'm not, and I'm here, talking to you now and shit. Look, can we speed this up please? I really want to get out of this vessel.
Temmie: wut a vessel?
Doll: It's irrelevant. Now, I just want you to do two things for me.
Temmie: wut r they?
Doll: One, make me a sandwich.
Temmie: wut why?
Doll: I dunno, I'm just hungry.
Temmie: arent yoo a spiwit?
Doll: I can pretend to have feelings, okay?!
Temmie: alwight, alwight, wuts da other ting?
Doll: Oh right, the other thing. Well, uh, you see I believe in this house somewhere there should be a… spirit sucking device or something. It looks like a mix between a vacuum cleaner and a reef blower or something.
Temmie: u meen hoopwa's ghost sucker?
Doll: (pretends to act surprised) Oh yeah, that thing! Is that what it's called? Very creative name. Anyway, I'd like that please.
Temmie: w- why?
Doll: Eh, no particular reason. It just looks cool if you read me.
Temmie: y should i get it 4 u?
Doll: Look kid, I'm a talking doll. If I ask you to do something, you do it for me.
Temmie: well… okway! it shuld just b downstairs!
(Temmie runs off.)
Doll: (calling after her) Great! Don't forget my sandwich too! (laughs) The plan's working!
(Cut to downstairs. Temmie is making a sandwich for the doll. The ghost sucker can be seen in shot on the kitchen table. Temmie butters the bread.)
Temmie: huh, tem 1der wut 2 put in sandwitch
(Temmie searches several cabinets which feature various common sandwich fillings, before settling on shoving a handful of lollipops between the pieces of bread. She runs back upstairs with the ghost sucker and the sandwich on a plate.)
Temmie: tem got da tings!
Doll: Excellent! Now give me the sandwich!
(Temmie passes the doll the lollipop-filled sandwich.)
Doll: Huh. Overworld food has gotten a lot more crazier since I was last here. Oh well, if pineapple on pizza works why shouldn't this?
(The doll tries to eat the sandwich before remembering it is a doll.)
Doll: Eh, I'm sure it would have tasted great if I could actually taste and I wasn't stuck in this doll. Speaking of being stuck in a doll, let's have a look at that ghost sucking whatsit!
Temmie: o, wut about it do u want 2 look at?
Doll: Oh yeah, so what I want you to do is point the weird nozzle-y thing at me and suck in, you probably know more about how it works than I do.
Temmie: y do u want tem 2 do that?
Doll: Because… I'm dirty and haven't been cleaned in ages.
Temmie: o that checks out
Doll: Yeah, sure. Can we speed this up please?!
Temmie: kk!1!11
(Temmie picks up the ghost sucker and aims it at the doll. She pulls a switch and it begins sucking in air from the room. The breeze picks up the doll and carries it towards the sucker.)
Doll: Yes! YES!! It's happening! Boys, girls, and gender non-conformers, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for!
(The sucker begins to suck a spirit out of the doll.)
Spirit: YES! YES!!!!!
(The spirit realises they are about to be sucked up by the sucker.)
Spirit: Oh no.
(The spirit grabs onto the roof of the dollhouse in a desperate attempt not to get sucked up.)
Spirit: Turn it off! Turn it off!
(Temmie turns the ghost sucker off and drops the machine. The spirit suddenly fades into invisibility.)
Temmie: huh? wut happen?
Spirit: (laughs) Oh! You should have seen your dumb little face when I told you I was a talking doll! (laughs) You're fun.
Temmie: wh- where r u?
Spirit: I'm an invisible fucking spirit, baby! And I'm finally free from that hideous child's toy I was stuck in for so long! I mean, it was only a few months but it felt like ages.
Temmie: ur a spirit stuck in my doll? but dat impossible! howd u get in there?
Spirit: Word of advice: do not play cards with the Flying Dutchman. Ever. The name's Phil, by the way.
Temmie: i temmie.
Phil: Yeah, I knew as soon as I saw that ghost sucker attached to the big-mouth guy's back. People in the spirit world have been talking a lot about you all, you know. They're pretty pissed. Speaking of the spirit world, I do believe you have some of my friends in that monstrosity you brought up to me, so if you will excuse me I will be taking them back now please so I can right this wrong.
(Pause.)
Phil: Ugh, it won't budge!
Temmie: wut wont budge?
Phil: The fucking buttons and switches on this evil gadget! I can't move anything!
Temmie: other gosts can tuch tings fine
Phil: Well I'm not like other ghosts, okay? For starters I'm invisible! I guess when I lost the game Dutchy banished me to that cursed doll I must have lost my sense of touch or something! How does that even work?! 
Temmie: tem kno some1 who lost ne sens if balac aftur listening to moosic
Phil: Well at least I'm not that fuckhead.
Temmie: he sais moosic is da enemee of da peeple 
Phil: Eh, I'm not really a music guy. Except Peezer is cool I guess. Oh, and British Fish Productions. Anyway, since I can't touch anything in my spirit form, looks like I'm gonna need you to do shit for me. Timmy-
Temmie: it temmie
Phil: I really don't care. Release everything from that ghost sucker at once!
Temmie: okway!
(Temmie goes over to the ghost sucker.)
Temmie: wait a minit, r u triking me?
Phil: Uh… no? Why would I trick you?
Temmie: bc hoopwa said to never ever rewease anything fwom da ghost sucker!
Phil: Aw, come on! Even if you're told to by a former talking doll?
Temmie: i meen he didnt spe-sivi-cally mention dat…
Phil: So are you gonna release everyone or not?!
Temmie: sowee, but no can do
Phil: Aw, you're no fun. Welp, guess I have to figure this out by myself. Thanks a fucking lot. By the way, good luck with your cursed doll problem.
Temmie: wut cursed doll problem?
Phil: Nothing. I just meant have fun playing, that's all.
Temmie: o, tank u
Phil: You're welcome.
(Temmie skips back over to the dollhouse and picks up the doll Phil was stuck in. Temmie immediately begins being sucked into the doll.)
Temmie: (screams) WUT HAPPENING?
Phil: Oh, you are currently being sucked into the same doll you just got me out of. Sorry about that. Spoiler alert: I'm not sorry at all.
(Temmie gets sucked into the doll, and it falls to the floor out of where her hands were. Her body lies on the floor next to it.)
Phil: Nice, a body!
Temmie (as the doll): w- wu- (she looks over at her body and screams)
Phil: (smirks) First time? You know, I wonder if I could jump into your old body. I mean you kinda need consent for that stuff. Can I-
(He tries to possess Temmie's body but can't.)
Phil: N- nah, worth a try anyway.
Temmie: why is tems body there? where am i?
Phil: You're inside a doll now.
(Temmie screams.)
Phil: Aw come on, it's not that bad. You can party with Barbie and Ken now!
Temmie: who
Phil: You know, they're the- forget it, I don't give a shit. I just need to somehow find a way to release everyone from this here ghost sucker in a spirit form that I haven't been like for months.
Temmie: You can't do this!!!!
Phil: Woah, someone's angry.
Temmie: Do you really think this is so funny? Trapping me into a doll like this? I'm the one with a degree.
Phil: A degree in what? Dumbness? That- that was a really bad line, sorry.
Temmie: You won't get away with this!'
Phil: I will, I just need to know how to interact with thingys. And after all, knowing is half the battle. What are you gonna do? Stop me as a cursed doll? You're nothing now without your stupid friends, and lucky for me they're not here.
(The doorbell rings.)
SpongeBob: (off-screen) Guys, I'm here!
Phil: Shit! It's- wait actually I don't recognise that voice from earlier.
(Temmie struggles to move from her spot on the bedroom floor.)
Temmie: springbob! help!
(Cut to SpongeBob waiting outside the house.)
SpongeBob: Huh. Maybe they didn't hear me.
(SpongeBob rings the doorbell again. Cut back to the bedroom.)
Temmie: ugh! how do u move in dis thing?!
Phil: It's stiff, I know. At least you didn't end up in the possession of a little toddler and eventually sold to a talking dog-cat thing at a yard sale. What are you anyway?! I don't wanna be rude but-
SpongeBob: (heard faintly off-screen from the window) Welp, I guess no one's home. It's a shame really, I started listening to that Peezer album and it's actually passable.
Temmie: no! wait!
Phil: Phew, and for a moment there I thought you were gonna-
(Temmie manages to move the doll's joints and stand up.)
Phil: WHAT THE-
Temmie: springbob!
(Temmie, as the doll, runs out of the bedroom and jumps down the stairs.)
Phil: The son of a bitch! Or daughter of a bitch I guess. Oh well, by the time she gets back my work here will be done.
(Cut to SpongeBob beginning to walk away from the house, when Temmie falls out of the door's letterbox flap. SpongeBob turns around in confusion.)
SpongeBob: Huh? I could have sworn I heard a- (he looks down at the doll) wait, is that the same doll from the yard sale?
Temmie: springbob! help!
(SpongeBob screams.)
SpongeBob: A talking doll from the yard sale?! Stay right here, I gotta get my phone and upload this to ChooTube!
Temmie: no! wait! it me tem!
SpongeBob: Tem? You're a lot more… "plasticy" than this morning. What happened?!
Temmie: tem was pwaying with dolls fwom hard sail when 1 doll started tawking and tem set him three but den in a weally big pwot twist it turnd out da doll was evil and doll twapped tem in doll a now doll want to set everyting in da gost suxer three!
(Pause.)
SpongeBob: Okay, sure, why not. We need to do something!
Temmie: springbob! let tem in a get tem out with gost sucker!
SpongeBob: I'm on it!
(SpongeBob tries to open the door, but realises it's locked.)
SpongeBob: Ugh, it's locked! Carpfish! 
Temmie: ugh! is dere anotha way in?!
SpongeBob: (sigh) I don't know… where are Hoopla and Dave?
Temmie: at da kwusty kwab!
SpongeBob: Then to The Krusty Krab we go!
(The Batman transition sound effect plays as we cut to SpongeBob carrying Temmie as a doll to The Krusty Krab's entrance.)
SpongeBob: Okay, here we are. Try not to draw attention to ourselves.
Temmie: u got it!
(Temmie jumps out of SpongeBob's hands and runs inside the restaurant.)
Temmie: HELP! HELP! HOOPLA!
(Squidward points and screams.)
Squidward: It's a talking doll! You know what they're like in the movies! The end is coming!
(The customers run around and scream. Cut to SpongeBob and Temmie about to enter The Krusty Krab.)
SpongeBob: Don't you dare.
Temmie: (smirks) sowee
(The two enter the restaurant and look around.)
SpongeBob: Ugh, where are they?
(Squidward approaches them.)
Squidward: SpongeBob, here on your day off again. Why am I not surprised?
SpongeBob: Sorry, Squidward.
Squidward: Sorry won't cut it this time. If being your neighbor isn't enough, I have to work with you too and this is my one day off of the entire year! I told you not to show up unless there's an emergency!
SpongeBob: But this is an emergency, Squidward! My friend turned into a doll! See?
Temmie: hoi
(Squidward points and screams.)
Squidward: It's a talking doll! You know what they're like in the movies! The end is coming!
(The customers run around and scream.)
SpongeBob: Welp, so much for not drawing attention to ourselves.
(Hoopla, Dave and Mr. Sprinkles approach them.)
Hoopla: Sponge? I thought it was your day off!
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
SpongeBob: It is, but I needed to find you a-s-a-p! Look!
Temmie: hoi
(Hoopla and Dave give the two deadpan looks.)
Hoopla: Sure, why not?
Dave: You know what, you don't even need to elaborate. I'm guessing there's gonna be some kinda ghoul or ghost waiting for us back home and you want us to put Temmie back into her body, right?
SpongeBob: Yes actually, how'd you guess?
Dave: It may have been months since the last episode, but this show is really repetitive sometimes. Also it's created by PolarTem, need I say more?
Temmie: can u stop tawking pwease and change me back?!
Dave: Oh yeah, sorry little buddy.
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
Hoopla: To the house!
SpongeBob: We already ripped off Batman.
Hoopla: Oh.
(Pause.)
Hoopla: To the house!
(The Batman transition sound effect plays as we cut to the group at the house.)
Dave: Why didn't you throw a brick at the window to get in? That's what I would have done.
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
Hoopla: Only because you don't have to pay for the repairs.
Dave: Sorry, I'm just a little cocky because we're facing off against a spirit who can't even touch things! How pathetic is that?!
SpongeBob: Oh yeah, another thing: they're invisible.
Dave: wait wut
(Hoopla unlocks the door and the group enters. They walk down the hallway before Hoopla stops in realisation that the lights are off.)
Hoopla: Wait, why are the lights off?
Temmie: 2 save erectricity!
(Hoopla turns the lights back on.)
Hoopla: Much better.
(Cut to the group, except Mr. Sprinkles, sneaking down the hallway to Temmie's bedroom. Hoopla is carrying his ghost torch. They suddenly burst in and look around the room.)
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(We see a shot of the room, which is now a mess.)
Hoopla: Well, there certainly has been something in here.
(SpongeBob looks down at the floor and screams. Pan down to Temmie's corpse.)
Dave: Ew.
SpongeBob: It's fine, I didn't want to eat today anyway.
(Hoopla turns on his torch and passes it to SpongeBob.)
Hoopla: Could you scan the room for the spirit, please? I've got to get Temmie back in her body.
SpongeBob: (salutes) Aye aye captain!
(SpongeBob begins scanning the room with the torch while Hoopla puts the ghost sucker back on his back.)
Hoopla: You ready, Tem? 
Temmie: i tink so
(Dave drops the doll on the floor next to her body.)
Dave: I'm just saying if this goes horribly wrong and you never get back into your body and have to stay a ghost forever, you're welcome in my club.
Temmie: tem- tem don no how to respond 2 dat
Dave: Cool.
(Dave runs out of shot and Hoopla points the sucker at Temmie, and begins sucking her out of it. Temmie starts giggling out of happiness.)
Temmie: it working! it working! 
(SpongeBob's torch reaches Temmie's closet with the torch and it suddenly starts beeping.)
SpongeBob: Hoop? I think I found the thing.
Hoopla: Just stall it a little longer while I get Temmie back into her body!
SpongeBob: But Hoop-
Hoopla: Please, I'm trying to-
(The closet doors suddenly burst open and a possessed plush doll resembling video game character "Mare-io" walks out.)
Phil: I'm back motherfuckers!
(SpongeBob picks up Phil and throws him out the window.)
Phil: (screaming) Tell my kids I love them!!!!
(Everyone blankly states towards SpongeBob.)
SpongeBob: What? I solved the problem!
(Hoopla grabs hold of Temmie's spirit and puts it back into her body. Her eyes open and she feels around for a couple seconds.)
Temmie: it workd! tem back!
(Temmie jumps up and down in happiness.)
SpongeBob: Temmie!
(SpongeBob and Temmie embrace. Mr. Sprinkles runs into the room and joins them.)
Mr. Sprinkles: woof
(Hoopla starts shaking in shock.)
Hoopla: Wow… I did it… I transferred a spirit across two vessels!
Dave: I know I'm normally not fazed by things, but the implications of that are kinda freaky.
SpongeBob: Yeah, does this mean you could like get my spirit out of my body or something?
Hoopla: Well, the doll was cursed, right? I don't think it would work on living people.
Dave: So uh… Temmie being back is nice and all but what are we gonna do about that ghost guy?
(The group look out the window to find that the plush is gone.)
Hoopla: He'll be back. And when he does, we'll be ready.
Dave: That's kinda cliché.
Hoopla: Eh.
SpongeBob: So, uh… what now?
(Dave grins. Cut to the group at a Peezer concert.)
Rivers Cuomo: This next one is called "Where's my Sex?".
SpongeBob: Ooh, I love this one!
Dave: I thought you didn't like Peezer.
SpongeBob: Yeah, but that was before you enlightened me. I don't really understand the lyrics, but it has a nice beat to it.
(The crowd cheers as the band begins playing.)
Rivers Cuomo: Mom made my sex
She knitted it with her hands
Sex-making is
A family tradi-
(Suddenly, the penguin from the beginning of the episode walks on stage and the music stops.)
Rivers Cuomo: Um, could I help you mate?
Penguin: YOU! You did it again!
Rivers Cuomo: Excuse me?
Penguin: DON'T YOU KNOW MUSIC IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE?!
(Cut to Temmie eating popcorn.)
Temmie: good show
Rivers Cuomo: If you don't like music, why are you at our concert?
Penguin: I must spread the word of the heinous acts of music. Music took my wife and children, and I'm here to prevent that from happening to all of you! Don't let yourself be blindly seduced by the force!
Hoopla: Is- is this part of the show?
Dave: Who cares? It's funny, and a good way to end the episode.
Penguin: MUSIC IS A NATIONAL THREAT TO OUR SOCIETY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(The penguin screams and starts smashing up the equipment on the stage. Fade to black.)
==Trivia==
*This episode marks the longest gap between episodes, being just under four months.
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