Boolets Man

Boolets Man is a solider of the French army and a member of G.A.Y.T. as he likes big weapons. If you want to be formal, you can call him "".
==I NEED MORE BOOLETS==
Born into the shithole called "France", Mr Boolets was a powerful sharpshooter. At the age of 23, he decided to join the french army to fight the Algerians because they bombed the Eiffel Tower, so while training he decided to train his ass to become thicc so he can use the power of the claps to make the enemies deaf. He would come up with his catchphrase of "I NEED MORE BULLETS", so on the first day of The Algerian Siege of Paris, Mr Boolets was on the frontlines fighting off the Algerian army with his men, while he shouted the phrases of "I NEED MORE BULLETS – I NEED MORE BULLETS – I NEED MORE BULLETS – BIGGER WEAPON BIGGER WEAPON". Armed with just a Magnum, he takes 37 Algerian soldiers lives during the first day of the defense, but then everything would get worse as the Algerian soldiers started to charge about 700 or a thousand of them. The French were about to be overrun, but Mr Bullets would make the sacrifice. He told his battalion to fall back while he handles them, as he searches for one thing that may save him. And there it was, an Automatic Barrett 50 Cal he loved as he loves big weapons, so he grabbed it and makes his tragic final stand against of the Algerians. The charge continued as more fell to the ground bullets, wouldn't let them take his homeland as he gunned them down one by one.
400 Algerians died on that charge by his hands; Boolets was gunned down by several soldiers and dies on his land... well that's what they thought. Days after the attack, Boolets Guy had a funeral well uhhhhh how do i say it but he came to his own fucking funeral. Everyone was shocked, even he was shocked, but still he survived his encounter, as he had an UnRank of 100,000: and was given the Croix de Guerre for his service and "sacrifice". He would go back to command his men back in Paris and thus the story of i need more bullets ends here. Fin.
File:Ineedmorebullets.jpg|Mr Bullets during the Algeria-France Conflict
File:Bulletsfinalstand.jpg|The final stand of Mr Bullets
File:Brosbacklolol.jpg|BOOLETS RETURNS
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