Shrek Visits San Ricardo

Shrek Visits San Ricardo is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on December 27, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Puss in Boots
*Donkey
==Transcript==
(At San Ricardo, Puss in Boots talking to the audience as a big green ogre shows up for a visit to check the town)
*Puss in Boots: Hola amigos. Today we have a visitor joining with us today. Say hello to Shrek.
*Shrek: Oh, hello there. Shrek's here and wow. Look at this town. Is it me or does this town look like a small kingdom?
*Puss in Boots: This is the town I grew up in.
*Shrek: Nice. What it's called. San Richard?
*Puss in Boots: San Ricardo. It got lots of bars, shops, a hotel, and a orphanage where I grew up in.
*Shrek: Oh. When I was a young ogre, people were afraid of me. They didn't want to play with me or team up in groups to play some tag during school time.
*Puss in Boots: This is the town where I met Humpty Dumpty. We were brothers, thieves and care for the magic beans to reach to the top of the world like finding the golden egg.
*Shrek: My biggest adventure yet was finding the princess at the Dragon's Keep and boy, it was fire.
*Puss in Boots: This has happen to be the same town where I fought outlaws and Kitty Softpaws.
*Shrek: Who has a kitty with a softpaw?
*Puss in Boots: She was my lover, like a rival! Down under, we danced in a bar full of cats.
*Shrek: What do you eat in town? Fish sticks? Gummy worms? And ogre soup?
*Puss in Boots: All we ate is fish sticks, scrambled eggs and chicken. The Year of the Chicken is a annual holiday where we celebrate a year to honor the chicken in our town.
*Shrek: Just like the Year of the Dragon. You know how many dumplings people will eat on the holidays.
*Puss in Boots: San Ricardo will always have visitors coming in to the town and Shrek prove how it's okay to be different when coming to a town with different people.
*Shrek: No town can be different like a far away kingdom full of fairy tale creatures.
*Donkey: *show up* Hey everybody! Are there any waffles at the shop?
*Shrek: Donkey! What are you doing here?! Oh! You're breaking my onions.
*Puss in Boots: Friends just love to mess with each other, do they?
*Donkey: I wanna get myself some pancakes with French toast.
*Shrek: You can't be on the show. How did you get there and why are you not back at the swamp?
*Donkey: I thought we were on vacation. The dragon took us all the way to Spain to see a town where Puss originally grew up in.
*Shrek: Donkey, I'm gonna kill you! You know how many times you're gonna mess with me on the wrong time. *chase Donkey* Come back here!
*Donkey: Ah! Help me! There's a tag chase on the loose!
*Puss in Boots: Friends are just friends. At least, they're no Jack and Jill. *wink eye*
THE END
==Trivia==
*The short is based on one of the DreamWorksTV shorts featuring Puss in Boots.
Category:MarioFan65's Fanon Stuff
Category:Crossovers
Category:Fan Fiction