Annoying Orange: Crabapple/Transcript

Orange: (singing) Banana bana bobana, fee, fi, fo fana, I really hate...bananas! (laughs)
Crabapple: (Offscreen) That totally sucked!
Orange: Whoa! Who said that?
Crabapple: Don't quit your day job, buddy.
Orange: I don't have a job.
Crabapple: Well, that's a shocker.
Orange: Are you my conscience?
Crabapple: No.
Orange: Talking grasshopper?
Crabapple: Yes.
Orange: Really?
Crabapple: No!
Orange: Oh. Well where are you?
Crabapple: Hello, McFly! Right here! Right in front of you.
Orange: Where?
Crabapple: Oh, come on! What are you, tone-deaf and blind?
Orange: Whoa! It's a midget apple!
Crabapple: No, no, no. I'm a crabapple. That's a midget apple.
Midget Apple: We prefer the term "Little Apple", thank you very much.
Orange: Wait, wait, wait, wait, so, you're a crabapple? I thought that was a crabapple.
(an apple screams)
Crab: Yee ha! Ride em' cowboy! Woo ha!
Crabapple: Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?
Orange: Nah, I think it's just a spur-of-the-moment thing. (laughing and then stops)
Crabapple: Are you finished?!
Orange: No, I'm an orange! (laughs)
Crabapple: (mockingly laughs) Shut up! Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.
Orange: Oh, really?
Crabapple: No, no, none of this is good. I'm stuck with an Orange that runs his mouth like a wheat-eater on rocket fuel, a crab that thinks he's a cowboy, and a freakin' Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!
Crabapple: Nobody cares!
Orange: Hey, hey, Crabapple!
Crabapple: Shut it.
Orange: Hey-
Crabapple: Shut-
Orange: Hey-
Crabapple: -it!
Orange: Crab-
Crabapple: No!
Orange: -Hey-
Crabapple: Shut!
Orange: -Hey-
Crabapple: Be quiet!
Orange: -Crabapple-
Crabapple: SHUT UP!!!!!
(silence for about 4 seconds)
Orange: Want to hear about the time I met a pumpkin?
Crabapple: No!!!!
Orange: Geez, you are an apple.
Crabapple: Crabapple.
Orange: Yeah, no kidding.
Crabapple: No kidding?! That's all you've been doing since I got here! No kidding would be great! You should get to work on that right away, you freakin' idiot!
Orange: Okay. So I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin!" (laughs)
Crabapple: Dimple face..... dimwitted pile of......
Orange: Get it? 'Cause he's a pumpkin, and he's plump. Plumpkin? (laughs)
Crabapple: It's not funny, it's--
Orange: Plumpkin!
Crabapple: No, it's--
(a shadow appears on Crabapple)
Crabapple: Hey, what happened to the lights?
Orange: Plumpkin!
Crabapple: Plumpkin?! (screaming and gets crushed)
Pumpkin: Ow!
Orange: Ow! Hey, how's it going, Plumpkin?
Pumpkin: I think I just sat on a Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: Hey! It's Little Apple!
Pumpkin: Whatever.
Orange: Hey, hey, Plumpkin!
Pumpkin: Yeah?
Orange: Crab.
Pumpkin: (screams)
Midget Apple: (screams)
Crab: Yee ha! Ride them cowboy!
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