Electric Didge

== The Electric Didge Is A Musical Instrument Used By The Pod People ==
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== Didge-Metal ==
Didge-Metal Combines The Sounds of A Didgeridoo With Modern Base Guitars Along With The Sounds of The Planet To Produce A Deep Rhythm And Base Music Reflective of The Pod People's Culture Didge-Metal Is As Old As The Pod People's Culture Itself And Is Often Played On Full Volume As They Race Through The Descent Beneath Panem Their Music Can Be Heard Echoing Throughout The Caverns Today The Pod People Play Didge-Metal In Their Motorcades Integrating The Sounds of Ground Penetrating Radar And Other Analog Computers As Well As Their Vehicle's Engines Into The Rhythm The Excessive Music Disrupts Digital Computer Networks Due To Metadata Limitations As Such Digital Computer Networks Do Not Function In Descent This Type of Music Causes Enough Latency On Digital Computer Networks To Facilitate Movement Between Nodes This Type of Music Exploits A Bandwidth Limitation In Cloud Computing By Echoing The Music Throughout The Descent Causing Microphones To Pick Up Large Amounts of Audio Data Which Has To Be Processed This Makes It Difficult To Track Incel Convoys Because The Delay Time Between When The Microphones Record The Audio Data And The Actual Time It Takes For That Data To Be Stored On The CTOS Allows The Incel Convoys To Pass Right Through Checkpoints Due To The Transmission Delay
== Subterranean Bandwidth Limitations ==
The CTOS Works Differently Underground Network Performance Is Generally Better On The Great Zero As It's The Largest Analog Computer In The World CTOS Networks Connected To The Great Zero Are Lagless And The Delay-Tolerant Networking Filters Out Lesser Networks And Since Incel Rely On Offline Data Transport Info-Chan Is A Critical Individual To Organizing Incel Most All Internet Access In The Descent Is Analog These Networks Exceed 1,000 TB/s With The Digital Divide Being Wider Then Ever Before The Incel Have Managed To Take Advantage of This Through The Use of Analog Computer Networks As They Fight To Establish Panem One District At A Time The Days of American Patriotism Have Long Since Past 
== The Mighty Citizen's Band Radio ==
The Internet Is Reserved For Information Storage Only All Incel Communication Is Facilitated Through The Citizen's Band Radio Info-Chan Contacts Incel By CB And Contracts Are Issued Over The CB Bypassing The Need For Any Internet Reliant Communication At All
When The Truck Is Not Accessible Contracts Are Issued Over Two Way Radio 
No One Knows Where Info-Chan Is She's Just As Mobile As We Are 
== Now We Do It Panem's Way ==
Nothing Will Ever Defeat An Analog Computer During A Network Outage We're Still Organized By Info-Chan And Since All American Digital Computer Networks Use Intentionally Misleading Graphs To Measure Bandwidth We Still Got The Advantage Even On The Lesser Network 
== If Your Network Can't Handle A Simple File Transfer Then What Good Is Your Network On A Battlefield ==
== Be Proud Little Incel Info-Chan Has Made You Part of Something Much Greater Then America ==
== The Info-Club Is A Little More Organized Then One May Assume ==
== Merryweather Underground ==
== Which Way Is The Wind Blowing ==
Are You Sure That's Not A Movie Quote Because It Sure Reads Like One I'm Sure Someone Announced The Direction of The Wind And The Direction Was Not Favorable For The Capitol Do You Know It Takes A Yandere To Tame An Incel Good Incel Do What Yandere Says