Transcripts/Typical Sunday Afternoon

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Typical Sunday Afternoon.
Hyrule Castle, Outside.
Gwonam is speaking as he flies in to the castle balcony.
Gwonam: Your majesty, I have come to-
Harkinian, turned completely purple, drinks something.
Harkinian: Hi.
beat
Gwonam: Damn it, Your Majesty.... did you get yourself drunk again?
Harkinian: Hell yes! I like it! It helps me think in the morning.
Gwonam: However, you seem so sober...
Harkinian: Alcohol doesn't faze me.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, look at your liver.
Harkinian's messed up liver is shown through Gwonam's Lantern of Vision.
Harkinian: What? That blob of black shit?
Gwonam: I rest my case...
Gwonam: Well, I must go... 
Gwonam: Farewell! 
Gwonam: See you in hell, Harkinian!
This immediately shocks Harkinian.
Gwonam activates his magic carpet's hyperdrive system too close to the castle, destroying it.
Gwonam takes off at lightspeed away from Planet Hyrule, but he gets in the way of the Death Star II, to which it immediately fires at him.
He is heard screaming.
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Well, that escalated quickly.
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Shortly after, the episode ends.
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