Musical

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table with dramatic music)
Steve: Oh hey, that’s back.
EB: Yeah. So it was. 2 - 0 vote this time around.
Hoopla: HOOPLA! Just get to the point!
EB: Hoopla, you have been evicted.
Hoopla: I just had to ask. Can we like get a second, more dramatic HOOPLA! take of this?
EB: (points to the door) nope.
(Hoopla walks out onto the stage)
Steve: Okay so now there’s seven of you, no twists whatsoever.
EB: Except for the twist of course.
Steve: What is it with you and the twists this season?
EB: No clue. So today, we’re splitting you guys into two teams. One team of four, and one team of three with an advantage.
Poopla: Oh poop!
Squilliam: That’s something I didn’t miss.
Poopla: What was that?
Steve: Okay for teams I’m going to randomly select names from a hat and totally not rig it to put certain people together to get more drama for more views. 
EB: Good idea.
Steve: On team one, we have Squilliam, Amaya, and Poopla. On team two, we have Granite, Squidina, Bob Ross, and Plankton. 
Plankton: What’s the challenge? 
EB: For today’s challenge, you will have to write a song and play instruments. Whichever team impresses us more wins. Go!
Amaya: Hey, hey, hey, what about our advantage?
EB: Oh yeah, you guys get a fishing line.
Squilliam: Sometimes, I really dislike you.
EB: Sometimes, I know.
(Camera cuts to team two in a room with instruments)
Plankton: I was part of a band once. What if we do a song that starts out with an epic guitar solo, and then we have a saxophone and piano join in?
Bob Ross: I love it. I also play saxophone. 
Granite: Of course you do.
Squidina: Hey, I play piano. So Plankton what will you do?
Plankton: Play guitar. By process of elimination, Granite, you get to sing lead.
Granite: Why?
Plankton: Because I said so. So DO IT!
Granite: Okay.
(Meanwhile, team one is struggling because Squilliam and Poopla are fighting)
Poopla: WHY DON’T YOU ACTUALLY GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING SQUILLIAM?!
Squilliam: Because, YOU SAID YOU’RE IN CHARGE!
Amaya: How about both of you shut up before I shove this trumpet so far up your ass, every time you breathe music will be made.
(Squilliam and Poopla stop fighting as Amaya brainstorms)
Amaya: Good boys. Now I’ll play bass, Squilliam can play trumpet, and Poopla can play lead guitar and sing.
Poopla: I don’t sing.
Amaya: You do now.
(Three hours and twenty-two minutes later)
EB: Y’all get over here, it’s time to see who will win.
Bob Ross: We’ll go first.
(Plankton starts with an epic guitar solo, and the performance turns into Epic Sax Guy. EB and Steve clap when it’s done)
Granite: I didn’t even have to sing, I just had to dance!
EB: That was great. Good job. Now, team one can go.
(Amaya gets on stage and plays a great bass part, but Poopla fails at his singing part)
Steve: We have a clear winner. Team two! So now, we have to decide who the nominator will be.
EB: How about Plankton because of that epic solo?
Steve: I can get behind that. 
(Later)
Plankton: So my nominations are Amaya and Granite. I am threatened by them both, that will be all.
Steve: Alrighty then, viewers now go vote out either Amaya or Granite!
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