Brown Burger Incident

This page details an event.
The Brown Burger Incident is a poopsie-woopsie Ronald had while waiting in line at Burger King. Thankfully, there were no permanent stains to any articles of clothing. As of November 2022, Ronald does not think he has gone to Burger King since. Looking back on the incident, Ronald gave the advice "Uhhh... don't leave the house without shitting and pissing. Even if you feel like you don't have to, just do it." 
Ronald described the resulting mess in his pants as "Not good." He also clarified that it was no mere squirt, but a full-on shit-in-pants. Instant. No warning.
According to legend, every 50 years at that same Burger King someone will shit their pants in line, and while this happens a wise old person will sit and watch from the corner of the Burger King. This person is the previous pooper. Presumably, a wise old man was watching as Ronald filled his britches. As far as we know, he is the only witness to the event.