Chomper

"Then it sounds like I'll be pretending to have fun!" - Chomper after being told he's going to pretend to hurt RhettChomper is a central character in JitteryDragon's YTP: LBT saga...as far as anyone can tell. He is a tragic character, and first appears as a young sharptooth. He was kidnapped at a very young age by Littlefoot and his friends and forced to obey their every command. Chomper has been quite fortunate in comparison to all the plant-eating dinosaurs in the Great Valley as he is the only individual who has not succumbed to any type of brain degradation. However, spending time with Littlefoot and his friends has not been kind to Chomper either as he often finds himself stuck right in the middle of their shenanigans and has been killed quite a few times in the process.
Chomper takes after littlefoot. He is even more sexually driven than littlefoot is and has had sex with Ruby, Ducky, Cera and even Petrie's mother. None of which being aware that he sleeps with other dinosaurs, and those are just the ones he's been confirmed to have secks with! Hopefully he doesn't catch AIDS. Chomper is confirmed to have married at least 9 men, it's worth noting he's not gay nor bi, he's straight, he just doesn't give a shit
Chomper has 3 claws, wtf he's a T-Rex they have 2 claws! AND he had 2 in the first film he appeared in so why does he have 3 afterwards!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
==A Sudden Craving For Fish Fingers Part 2==
Chomper plays a major role in fish fingers part 2, In Act 1 he is hunted by Doc the diplodocus. Later trying to save Alyx and Wheatley.
In Act 2 he engages the knights who say Ni, who are blocking the path and demanding fish fingers. He tries to comfort a dying Cera, saying "We're still your friends" being one of the last things Cera hears before she dies. He is later crushed by Spike
In Act 3 his tooth falls out, he is abused by Cera's dad who says he's going to turn to bones and calls both his arms and pingas 'little' He proves him wrong when he singlehandedly fixes the blockage. Learning how to tie a noose in the process, however, God Pterano nukes the great valley yet again to stop their plan from working, Chomper pulls out a rock from a log and fixes the problem yet again. God Pterano gives up.
Mo accidently kills a bunch of fish, turning them into fishsticks. Chomper gives them to the knights who say Ni. When they discover that Ali and Rhett are back and working for pterano, they plan to get rid of rhett and capture Ali, when he learns that he can't kill Rhett this time he states he will be pretending to have fun.
Chomper is nearly killed yet again by Ali's family, but Littlefoot and his friends save him
In Act 4 Chomper destroys his cave, prompting him to search for a new one. He finds a cult which welcome him with open arms, with the help of littlefoot the cult summons phonofoot yet again. The gang later encounter the prototype known as Protofoot. A 20 foot clone of phonofoot in greyscale with two additional speakers.
Chomper eventually learns that the cult worships phonofoot and escapes. He nearly dies several times over before he manages to escape. The cult member track him down after he nearly kills them but Phonofoot arrives. Saving Chomper.
In Act 5 Chomper desperately looks for a stone of cold fire, not wanting to find the original one. he digs up the Fact Core who predicts Chomper will die. After realising that they need to find the original stone of cold fire, Chomper and the gang begin headed towards the stone of cold fire's last known location, Chomper saves Ducky's life after she nearly falls off a mountain. Chomper also falls off, the fact core brags about how his prediction came true but later rages when Chomper reveals he survived the fall.
In Act 6 Chomper works with his friends to try to locate and destroy the stone of cold fire. He is killed by Freddy Kreuger but is resurrected by Phonofoot. After the stone is destroyed his birth is undone and he is reverted back to his egg state.
==The Land Before Crime==
Chomper's egg is found once again by Littlefoot's gang. After hatching, Chomper develops a habit of calling Littlefoot 'Daddy' in Joshua's voice. Littlefoot tries to poison Chomper, but this plan fails. Littlefoot later introduces Chomper to his friends, completely unaware of the adventures they already had together, Littlefoot introduces Chomper as a 'nice sharptooth' who would 'never hurt them'. Chomper immediatley proceeds to bite Cera on the tail.
Chomper later helps littlefoot kill one of Chomper's parents, the gender of which is unclear.
Chomper's parents later arrive to pick him up and attack (and presumably kill) Ozzie and Strut to the song "Out Da Front" Chomper sadly walks away from the valley, unaware he would return in the fifth movie, the TV series and the Fourteenth movie
== Chomper Passes The Point Of No Return ==
Chomper is a protagonist of this Poop, as the name suggests. He rediscovers Littlefoot and the gang and shows them around the island. Nothing really happens though. The gang go home on Elsie's back.
==Inevitable Starvation==
Look, people, let's be honest with ourselves about how ironic Chomper truly is. Someday the little guy is going to come to terms with the fact that growing up requires a constant intake of food. After all, the more we grow, the more food we need to eat. Now, let's drop this preconception that we have about none of the children in the LBT series ever growing up. If we are to assume that these children will someday become adults, then one must also acknoweldge that Chomper simply will not survive his later years due to starvation. How the hell does a growing dinosaur going to sustain himself by eating tiny insects for the rest of his life? 
JitteryDragon came up with some solutions (You can find the full ones on the Official JitteryDragon Wiki for chomper)
#He can give into his carnivorous tendencies and eat other dinosaurs except Littlefoot, his friends, and/or their families.
#He could offer to eat the remains of anyone who dies a natural death ("Hey, Grandpa longneck, when you die, may I have you for breakfast?")
#Eat plant food. (How bad could it be?)
#He can continue to eat insects until there's none left.
# He could starve to death.
#He could eat himself.
# He could eat the entire Twilight fan-base.
# He could invent a time machine, travel a couple of millions of years into the future and bring back some chickens, cattle, and pigs to eat. (I thought he was already living in current day, you know with the whole, space, human, pew pew thing)
#He could eat an Octorok along with a side-dish of lotsa spaghetti! (Bad Idea)
#???
#PROFIT!!!
We've also come up with some of our own!
# He could eat fish fingers! (I'm sure Mo won't mind)
#He could eat other carnivores, (Pretty sure there's a reason carnivores eat herbivores more often than each other but, how bad could it possibly be?)
#He could eat unwanted/unhatched eggs (According to Snake Discovery™ Alligators will eat socalled 'slugs' so why can't Chomper)
# He could eat the cyberano army, (They're only 95% metal)
#He could eat the stone of cold fire (Maybe it'll make him like plants)
#He could eat Cera's Dad (Nobody likes him anyways, he's a dick)
#He could move to pride rock and join the cast of the Lion King TV show (They're all carnivores and they're fine!)
#He could eat the cores (Not to be confused with 'Meet the cores' by Harry101UK)
#He could steal kills off other carnivores (They were already dead!)
#Abruptly turn feral and kill everything in sight (If a housedog can do it, why not Chomper?)
# Some members of the Great Valley could go "Missing" overnight
#The valley could sell some land to McDonald's so Chomper can eat burgers
#Eat dinosaurs outside the Great Valley (How would anyone know)
==Trivia==
*His rumored sex list in no particular order consists of:
**Cera
**Ruby
**Ducky
**Petrie's mother
**Tria
**Grandma Longneck
**Petrie
**Spike
**Ruby's Mother
**Ruby's Father
**Littlefoot's father (Bron)
**Mo
**The Indominus Rex
**The Indoraptor
**Liane Cartman
**Squidward
**Tricia
**Godzilla
**Chucky
**Jason Voorhees
**Ducky's Mother
**Cera's Nephew and Niece (The twins)
**All of Cera's siblings
**Petrie's youngest sister
**All of Ducky's twins
**Tippy
**Tippy's mother
**Bron (Aka littlefoot's dad)
**Red Claw
**Red Claw's friends
**Barrack Obama
**Wilt Chamberlain
**Diego the tortoise
**Genghis Khan
**Bruce Wayne
**Mort
**The pig from Babe
**Blue (Jurassic World)
**Blue (Blue's Clues)
**Blu (Rio)
**The COVID-19 Virus itself
**Shorty
**Bumpy the Ankylosaurus
**The green anthropromorthic M&M
**One of Rasputin's illegitimate children
**Tsar Nicholas II
**King Louis XVI
**Goku
**Joseph Stalin
**Michael Jackson
**Elmo
**The Big One
**FatFuhkDoug
**Buffalo Bill
**King Charles II
**Queen Elizabeth I
**Charles Darwin
* He has 27 Exes, 18 being wives, 9 being husbands
*He has seen Empire Strikes Back
*Magic Dog Studios (Co-Creator of 'A Sudden Craving For Fish Fingers Part 2') has stated that "If at any point I got the opportunity to write/direct a land before time episode/movie, The first thing I'm going to do is make sure if Chomper appears, he has to have TWO CLAWS"
*Megaloodin owns a mod for undertale where he is the final boss of the genocide route, nobody else can have it (but I made it so I have it too lol)
*He might be Psychic, or at the very least be able to hear from literal miles away, as in The Crime of Late Shivving, he hears and is triggered by Ducky saying "I do not like Sharpteeth"
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