The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 4

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== Transcript ==
(The scene fades to Zach and Amy in an alleyway)
Zach: Okay, let's sit down here...
(Zach and Amy sit down and hide in the alleyway)
Spyke: Hi, how are ya'?
Amy: (On edge) Ah! Wh-Wh-Who are you? (Calms down) Sorry, I'm just on edge...
Spyke: I'm Spyke, I give out weapon upgrades to those who find me.
Zach: Cool.
Spyke: Now, who're you? You' cop?
Amy: Do we look like cops to you?
Spyke: You might be under cover!
Zach: C'mon! We're kids! We're too young! We're definitely not cops.
Spyke: Well, then. Would you like some upgrades?
Amy: You know what? I'll take a few upgrades.
Spyke: Excellent! What would you like to upgrade?
Amy: I would like to upgrade my Splattershot.
Spyke: Ah yes, the Splattershot. The first of its kind. Let me take a look.
(Amy hands Spyke her Splattershot)
Amy: Please be careful with it. This belonged to my sister.
Spyke: Hmm... Would you like to do with it?
Amy: Mm, upgrade it.
Spyke: You want more accuracy, power or strength?
Amy: Uh... More power.
Spyke: Okay, I'll get on with it then.
(Spyke turns around and upgrades Amy's Splattershot, offscreen. He turns back to Amy, and hands Amy her Splattershot. It is much cleaner and smoother than it previously looked before)
Spyke: Here you go, I hope you like what I did with its look too.
Amy: Wow... It looks so much better! It even feels better! Thanks, Spyke!
Spyke: No problem, happy to help! That will be 25 Inkcoins.
Amy: (Hands Spyke a bag of Inkcoins) Here.
Spyke: Pleasure doing business with you, mada- (Suddenly, two Octarians come out and grab Spyke) KAH! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
(Note: Octarian #1 is voiced by Roger L. Jackson, and Octarian #2 is voiced by Bill Hader)
Octarian #1: Search his pockets!
Octarian #2: Got it!
(Octarian #2 hangs Spyke upside down, and shakes him. A packet of SquidForce Ink Resistance falls out of Spyke's pocket)
Spyke: That's, uh... Not mine...
Octarian #2: Oh, don't worry about that. You're coming with us anyway!
Octarian #1: Let's go!
Spyke: Oh, c'mon!
(The Octarians leave, with Spyke. Zach and Amy come out from behind the trash cans next to them)
Amy: That was crazy!
Zach: I know, right? They didn't even see us!
Amy: I think I know what happened to my mom and dad...
Zach: Do you think she-
Amy: Yeah... She was captured by those Octojerks!
Zach: I hope they're okay... So, tell me about what happened back there... What was going on with you and that Octoling?...
Amy: She's the Octoling... (Sniffles) Who killed my sister, 6 years ago... It was so sudden, and so... Unfair...
Zach: Aww, Amy... (Hugs Amy) It's okay... Don't cry... Your sister's in a better place now...
Amy: Thanks, Zach. It means a lo-
(Suddenly, Sarah and Lloyd appear)
Sarah: There you are!
Lloyd: Told you we'd be back.
Zach: OH, C'MON! We just sat down!
Lloyd: Now, stay where you are as we capture you by putting you both into this bag!
Sarah: Lloyd! You're not supposed to tell them what you're gonna DO to them!
Lloyd: Oh, right... Well, too bad! (Looks around) Huh? (Zach and Amy are gone) Oh, you've got to be joking with me!
Sarah: Scarlet's not gonna like this...
Lloyd: Let's just head back. We'll tell her the news when we get there.
Sarah: Okay... (To herself) "Handsome"...
(The camera cuts to Zach and Amy, who are hiding behind the trash cans next to them)
Amy: (Sighs in relief) They're gone.
Zach: Good. I can't believe that worked again.
Amy: Yeah, it's kinda stupid, if I'm honest... Now, should we get going?
Zach: Yeah, we probably should, before those two idiots come back for us.
Amy: Good idea.
(Zach and Amy walk out of the alleyway, and find the border that separates Inkopolis from the woods)
Amy: Which way should we go now?
Zach: Uh... I dunno...
Amy: If we go into the woods, we might get lost and never come back. But, if we head back into Inkopolis, the Octolings will get us...
Zach: So... We die, or we die...
Amy: Don't think of it like that! If we can figure a way out of this! We'll be alright!
Zach: I love your enthusiasm, Amy!
(The camera cuts to a green-haired Inkling girl in a green vest who goes by the name "Agent 3". She sees Zach and Amy, and comes up to them)
Agent 3: Hey, you two!
Zach: Us?
Agent 3: No, the pink Inkling and the green Inkling- YES YOU! You and "Orange" over here!
Amy: I have a name, you know...
Agent 3: And that would be?...
Amy: I'm Amy, and this is Zach! We were-
Agent 3: (Interrupting Amy) Raided by Octolings and Octarians, I know. I was there.
Zach: So... Why are you here, 3?
Agent 3: Firstly, only my friends call me "3"... (Clears throat) And secondly, I came for you two kids!
Amy: Why us?
Agent 3: Amy, your Turf War skills are very good, and you're also very competitive! Also, your father is Duncan Oceanwave, one of the greatest Splatfest Champions of all the '90s and 2000s. However, you don't take "losing" very well...
Amy: Oh... You know about my "tantrum" too, huh?
Agent 3: Yeah, everyone knows about it... But, I think you would make an excellent Agent in the Squidbeak Program! And you, Zach!
Zach: What about me?
Agent 3: I saw how you knocked out that fat Octarian earlier. That was incredible! You have really good fighting skills! Also, you're very intelligent. You two will be perfect for the job! So, what'd ya' say?
Zach & Amy: (Looks at each other, and look back at Agent 3) We're in!
Agent 3: Wonderful! Well, two of Inkopolis' idols, Callie and Marie, also known as the "Squid Sisters", and also known as Agents "1" and "2", were captured by the Octolings. You need their approval, because they're the top Agents. You also need to go to Cap'n "Craig" Cuttlefish for approval too. He's the one who actually approves the approval. He's the captain! The leader! The boss! He may be old, but he knows what he's doing! This mission will prove that you two have what it takes to be Agents!
Amy: But, where are they? And who will help us?
Zach: Yeah, we're not doing this mission alone. We need some help!
Agent 3: If you go straight ahead into the woods, you'll meet up with Craig. If you talk to him, he'll lead you two to Octo Valley, where the "Tenta-Base" is located. There in the Tenta-Base lives DJ Octavio, the Leader of the Octarians, along side his future wife, Scarlet, who will be the Queen of the Octolings if her and Octavio get married. If you go into the castle, and save the Squid Sisters, both of them and Craig will give you two their approval to become Agents. While you're there, you may as well save everyone else. Otherwise, there would be no citizens to protect! Like, what's the point of being an Agent when everyone's dead, right?
Zach: You can count one us, Agent 3!
Amy: Yeah! We'll save the Squid Sisters, AND everyone else! Let's go, Zach!
Zach: We've got no time to lose! Let's go and save Inkopolis!
(Zach and Amy go into the woods, and begin their mission)
Agent 3: (To herself) Those two would be perfect for the job... (To Zach and Amy) Wait, guys! I should probably tell you about the-
(Zach and Amy are too far away to hear Agent 3)
Agent 3: Dangers of the woods... Yep, they're dead. (Sighs) Well, you tried. (Her belly rumbles) I agree with you. Let's get some food while no one's around.
(Agent 3 leaves. The camera cuts to Zach and Amy)
Zach: Man... Nature sure is freaky...
Amy: I know, right?
Zach: I just hope those Octolings won't find us here.
Amy: I don't think they will. They won't even think about searching here!
Zach: Yeah, you're right. There are bugs, insects, spiders... Giant crabs... Wild animals... Cannibals... You know what? Maybe we shouldn't be out here...
Amy: It's fine, Zach. I'm sure we'll be A-Okay!
Zach: Are you sure about that?
Amy: Well, no. But, at least we're out in the fresh air.
Zach: I guess...
(Suddenly, a loud sound can be heard. Zach and Amy look around)
Zach: Get behind me...
Amy: No, you get behind me...
(Zach and Amy pull out their weapons, and get behind each other. Another loud noise can be heard)
Zach: No, really, get behind me...
Amy: No, really, you get behind me...
(Zach and Amy face towards each other, and accidently hug each other. They both look at each other in the eye, and blush)
Zach & Amy: (Blushing, embarrassed) Sorry...
(Jasper, Henry, Izzy and Katie show up)
Izzy & Katie: Amy!
Amy: Girls!
Jasper & Henry: (Sarcastically) Zach!...
Zach: (Sarcastically) Boys!...
Amy: You're all alive!
Izzy: Y'know it!
Zach: Jasper, I'm surprised you're still alive after being hit in the face by that brick.
Jasper: I'm glad I was wearing my mask. If I wasn't, I'd probably be dead by now!
Henry: So, how did you two get here?
Amy: We were shot out of a pipe, and we landed in a truck full of pillows. If it wasn't for that, WE'D be dead by now! We met this dude named Spyke, and guess what, (Pulls out her ink gun) he upgraded my Splattershot!
Izzy: Wow... It looks shiny...
Zach: So, are you guys out here by yourselves?
Jasper: No, we're with this old man named "Craig" or something...
Zach: Wait, Craig? We're looking for someone named Cap'n "Craig" Cuttlefish! Can you take us to him?
Jasper: Okay, sure! Follow us!
(Jasper and the Inklings take Zach and Amy to Cap'n Cuttlefish, who is at a camp set up)
Cuttlefish: Ah, Jasper, kids, you're back!... Oh, who are them two?
Amy: Hi, I'm Amy, and this is my good friend, Zach!
Zach: Hello!
Cuttlefish: (Pulls out a piece of paper, and clears his throat) "Th-Th-The... Oc-Oc-Oct..." I'm not doing that part. "Oh, uh, hi..." Blah, blah, blah. "I'm Cap'n Cuttlefish, leader of the legendary Squidbeak Splatoon!". (Sighs) You get the idea... (Throws away the piece of paper) It's a silly introduction thing I was given by these people from this big company, so I can introduce myself to newcomers... Anyway, my name is Cap'n Cuttlefish, but you may call me "Craig", or even "Cuttlefish" if you so prefer. As I mentioned before, I'm the leader of the Squidbeak Splatoon, and all of that crap.
Amy: Nice to meet you, Craig.
Cuttlefish: You look really familiar... Is your father "Duncan Oceanwave"?
Amy: Yes, actually.
Cuttlefish: He use to be one of our Agents back in the late '80s, and definitely one of our best ones. He quit shortly after having your sister, Sophie, who also then became an Agent herself when she was 14. We were very sad to hear about her death, she was one of our best Agents.
Amy: Yeah, I miss her a lot... (Looks up proudly) I wanna be just like her!
Cuttlefish: (Looks in Amy's eyes) That look in your eye... It's the look I've been lookin' for!
Amy: Huh?
Cuttlefish: We recently opened up two Agent positions back at our headquarters, because the previous Agents were both unexpectedly eaten alive by a giant crab. They were both girls, (Sighs) aged 14 as well... That was a tough day for me... They were really good Agents... Why do they always die so young?... I was wondering if you and your blue friend over there would be interested in becoming Agents. If your father was a good Agent, and I know you can be a good one.
Amy: Well, Agent 3 found us, and she talked about US becoming Agents. She told us to come to you, so you can tell us about Octo Valley, and the "Big scary DJ" himself. We're on a mission to save your granddaughters, and everyone else in Inkopolis! So, yes! We accept!
Zach: Yeah!
Cuttlefish: Excellent! If you're gonna do that, you'll need some help.
Henry, Izzy & Katie: We'll help!
Amy: Sweet!
Cuttlefish: Alrighty then, we're a team! A team of seven!
Izzy: Great! What's our name gonna be?!
Cuttlefish: This isn't Turf War, Izzy. We don't need a name.
Zach: (His phone buzzes) I just got a news alert on my phone. (Pulls out his phone) "The Squid Sisters were kidnapped". (Sighs) The news is a bit late today.
Cuttlefish: That's because they are the news... (Growls angrily) I hate Octavio so much! Octavio kidnapped MY granddaughters! He'll pay for all of this!
Jasper: So, what's actually going on?
Henry: Yeah, like, you haven't really told us the whole story.
Amy: I better hear this.
Cuttlefish: Well, the Great Zapfish that powers Inkopolis has been squidnapped! Nobody believes me, but it's the work of the Octarians! I just know it! They want revenge for the Great Turf War of 100 years ago, probably, or something. I don't know... (Clears throat) I've been keepin' an eye on them this whole time, of course... But, they stole the Great Zapfish right out from under my nose! Please! You gotta help me rescue the Great Zapfish!
(Everyone is silent)
Cuttlefish: So... I'm gonna take your silence as a "Yes".
Jasper: Wait, wait, wait... THE Great Zapfish? The one that floats around Inkopolis Tower?
Cuttlefish: Yes! That one!
Jasper: (Laughs) I should probably tell you guys a little secret of mine and my dad's... That's not the real Great Zapfish.
Cuttlefish: What are you talking about? I know that's THE Great Zapfish! I've been around it since the '80s!
Jasper: Well, it's not! In 2010, my father and I built a robot life-sized replica of the Great Zapfish, just in case of events exactly like this.
Cuttlefish: Well, where's the REAL Zapfish?
Jasper: It's underground, pretty close to my house. I get the best electricity, AND the best Wi-Fi for free, only under the condition I look after the Great Zapfish.
Cuttlefish: You're a smart boy, aren't you?
Jasper: Yep, and the DJ himself took my replica.
Cuttlefish: (Nudges Jasper) Diabolical. Okay, everyone. All we need to do now is come up with a plan... Wait, I have one!
Amy: What is it?
Cuttlefish: (Clears throat) First, we'll sneak into Octo Valley without being spotted, that is IF if we don't get sidetracked on the way. Next, in the event that we do get spotted by the Octolings, we'll go up against several of them, that is IF we get into Octo Valley successfully. Then, we'll sneak into the Tenta-Base without being detected, and IF we get detected, we'll come up with some sort of distraction for the Octolings. And then finally, we'll save Callie and Marie, as well as everyone else in Inkopolis. How will we escape? The same way we came in.
Jasper: Whoa, whoa, whoa... Octo Valley?! Are you crazy?! We could die!
Katie: Not if we work together!
Henry: Exactly! If we work together, we can save everyone!
Jasper: Yeah, but this is Octo Valley we're talking about. There are so many Octolings there! If they spot us, they'll put us on the menu!
Katie: Wow, Jasper. That's super dark...
Henry: Now, that's just a rumor. They probably don't do that...
Jasper: I'm just very anxious about this!
Katie: We're right here for you, Jasper.
Izzy: We'll splatter the Octolings when they're not looking! We'll go behind them, and then go BANG, BANG, BANG!!! HAHA!!!
Katie: Izzy, chill out! I like your enthusiasm, but just chill out!
Cuttlefish: No, no! We need her enthusiasm! We'll need it for when we attack!
Henry: Of course! But, we should try and save our energy for when we wonder off into Octo Valley.
Katie: Good thinking, Henry.
Henry: (Blushes) Hehe...
Amy: So, it's decided then?
Zach: I think so, Amy.
Amy: Alright, we're ready!
Cuttlefish: Now, let's set off to Octo Valley!
Everyone: Yeah!
(The scene fades to the next scene)
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