Happy Flag Day

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Happy Flag Day" where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining songs about hair and flags. They receive complaints from the IRS and FCC, give yard sale advice, and call someone a poser. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
The show opens with a surprise playing of The Ham Council's "Flag Day," the traditional theme of Flag Day. This inspires Dillon Minacci and Matt Fox to discuss the celebration rituals they hold both together and when alone. They also announce that they are DJing live at a hair salon, so they determine the theme based off that.
Their first caller is Danielle, who is quick to shout out a flag store in her neighborhood despite not owning flags herself. They call her a flag poser, and she defends herself by talking about a flag she exchanges with her mother. A man named Jeremy later joins the show to discuss his upcoming yard sale, which DJs Dillon and Matt feel might not go well. They read Jeremy a fortune and warn him that something heavy might fall on him. Ouch.
The show is abruptly interrupted by Tommy O'Brien of the IRS, who proceeds to audit Double Heads live on air. He questions their purchases of headphones, batteries (of all kinds), tires, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, and a vinyl test pressing of Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff."
During the last half of the show, DJs Dillon and Matt disagree on whether or not the Six Flags man looks like a turtle, so they leave it up to the audience to vote. The flood of callers include Grace, Lacy, Funfetti Hemp Baby, and Jim from the FCC. Jim calls with a number of demerits that include calls to action, honking sounds in the songs, and more. Jim also reveals that ska laws are now passed off to the coast guard.
The callers vote 4-0 that the Six Flags man looks like a turtle.
They decide the genres contradict.
== Critical Reception ==
"Splendid show; I lolled at 'a real EPCOT situation.'" - Dot Matrix, "The Girlie Show"
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Danielle the Flag Poser
Tommy O'Brien
Grace
Lacy
Funfetti Hemp Baby
Jim from the FCC
==Featured Music==
Ham Council - "Flag Day"
The Vandals - "I've Got an Ape Drape"
The Spinto Band - "The Black Flag"
Johnny Cash - "That Silver Haired Daddy of Mine"
Vengaboys - "We Like to Party!"
John Prine - "Your Flag Decal Won't Get You Into Heaven Anymore"