The Fox And The Grapes

A fable retold by Carrot Top.
== The Fable ==
On a hot summer day, a fox was strolling through an orchard until he came to ripe grapevine. He exclaimed, "Yummy, they surely do taste good!" Taking a few steps back, he ran and jumped; unfortunately, that fox missed the grapevine! He spun 3 times and then leapt high, but sadly, he missed again! He tried to eat the grapes on the grapevine, but fell down again and again. At last, he just had to give up; he walked away saying, "They're surely sour!" The moral is that it's easy to despise what you can't get.