Messin' With Science

Messin' With Science is the second episode of Y-Guy. The plot is that Mango steals Professor Zing-Whatt's unstable growth potion, so the gang need to return him to normal size.
==Script==
(Title Card)
(We cut to Y-Guy and the gang watching television)
TV Person: The barber? But, wasn't he killed in that forest fire years ago?
TV Person #2: Indeed he was...unless if somebody used the Magic Monkey to bring him to life!
TV Person #3: But the Magic Monkey just throws bananas at people who enter his cave? How would someone get his help?
TV Person #2: The Magic Monkey did it by himself, because he owed the barber a favor...
TV Person: How would you know?
TV Person #2: Because....I AM THE BARBER!
(The gang gasp)
Gum: Inspector Vern is the barber?! What a twist!
Hearty: But that's impossible! If Inspector Vern is the barber, then who was that other person at the taco convention?
Y-Guy: Only one way to find out! Keep watching!
(TV goes static)
Mango: ..This episode suddenly got really bad.
Cool Dude: Gum, go fix the cable dish on the roof!
Gum: Why?
Cool Dude: Because A: I'm too lazy to. B: You have those weird stretchy powers, and C: I'm too lazy to.
Gum: You said the first reason twice-
Cool Dude: LALALLA! WHAT'S THAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY COOLNESS! LALALA-
(Hearty punches Gum and Cool Dude)
Hearty: You two always bicker and argue. I'LL go fix it.
(The cable dish suddenly falls into the house)
Cool Dude: ...That didn't fix it.
(The cable dish suddenly grows robotic legs)
Gum: AHHH! IT'S POSSESSED! *Hides in a bucket* CALL AN EXORCIST! LIKE IN THAT ONE MOVIE! WHERE THEY CALLED AN EXORCIST!
Y-Guy: Guys, calm down! We don't necessarily know if it's dangerous or not-
(The cable dish slaps Y-Guy)
Y-Guy: ...Okay yeah, it's dangerous. *attacks the cable dish*
(The rest of the gang attack the cable dish. We hear Gum on the phone with an exorcist in the background)
Gum: HELLO, MR. EXORCIST?! YEAH, WE GOT A GHOST FOR YOU TO BUST! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER?! AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO BUSTS GHOSTS!?
(We cut back to the gang attacking the cable dish. The cable dish manages to get away from the gang. The cable dish then grows a screen on its head. Professor Zing-Whatt is seen on the screen)
Mango: Professor Zing-Whatt?
Gum: YOU WERE THE SPOOKY GHOST?! DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A GHOST-PROFESSOR HYBRID?
Professor Zing-Whatt: ...Somebody slap him for me.
Cool Dude: With pleasure! *slaps Gum*
Professor Zing-Whatt: Sorry about that, guys. Some dumb carrot messed with the control chip inside that thing.
Y-Guy: Okay, I'm confused. Was your robot ALWAYS my cable dish?
Professor Zing-Whatt: Of course not, silly. I just messed with it with science stuff you guys wouldn't understand. Anyways, I need your help.
Y-Guy: With what, Professor? We'll be glad to help!
Cool Dude: I won't.
Professor Zing-Whatt: I need you guys to come and test one of my inventions for me.
Mango: What's the invention?
Professor Zing-Whatt: Something that will blow your mind...literally. A small microchip will be installed into your brain and it will explode.
(The gang look frightended)
Professor Zing-Whatt: Ha, fooled ya! Anyways, it's top secret. Just meet me in my lab.
(Transmission ends)
Cable Dish Robot Thing: THIS CABLE DISH WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT.
(The gang gasp)
Cable Dish Robot Thing: JUST KIDDING.
(The gang sigh in relief)
(The Cable Dish Robot Thing explodes)
Remains of the Cable Dish Robot Thing: I LIED.
(We cut to the gang about to enter Professor Zing-Whatt's lair)
Y-Guy: Well, here we are!
(As they reach the door, they are all electricuted)
Door: PASSWORD IS NEEDED FOR ENTRY, FOOLS.
Hearty: Why does she even need a password thing? Her lab is ON TOP OF A VOLCANO, nobody is going to climb it and find her lab anyways!
Mango: Well..WE did.
Cool Dude: Therefore, you can no longer whine about that.
Hearty: I wasn't WHINING!
Y-Guy: Guys, I could use help with this thing.
Mango: No problemo! Let me guess first! Is it.."Password"?
Door: FALSE ANSWER. YOUR PUNISHMENT IS DEATH.
(The door suddenly grows a leg and kicks Mango off the volcano)
Mango: AHHHHH!!!
Y-Guy: Mango! Guys, figure out the password thing, I'll get him. *runs off*
Hearty: Okay, I guess I'll have a shot at it-
Cool Dude: COOL DUDE TIME! UH...IS THE PASSWORD "COOL DUDE IS THE MOST AMAZING BEING TO EVER EXIST"?
Door: Yes!
Cool Dude: Wait, really?
Door: NO. DO YOU TAKE ME FOR AN IDIOT? *kicks Cool Dude*
Cool Dude: IT'S "COOL DUDE" ISN'T IT? OR "COOL DUDE IS THE COOLEST DUDE"? OR MAYBE IT'S "COOL DUDE HAS THE MOST AMAZING-"
Hearty: *pushes Cool Dude aside* I have a better solution. *punches the door open*
Cool Dude: My solution was better.
(Y-Guy and Mango arrive)
Y-Guy: Hey, you got the door open! Nice work!
Gum: Can we just go inside already? I mean, we're like 3 minutes in the episode and we still haven't seen Zing-Whatt's lab.
Y-Guy: Sure.
(They walk inside)
(The lights inside are all turned off)
Y-Guy: Zing-Whatt? Are you there?
Hearty: ZING-WHATT?! ARE YOU IN HERE?!
Mango: Marco!
(Silence)
Mango: ...What? This tactic always works when you're looking for someone in the dark.
Hearty: Can someone just find a light switch?
Y-Guy: I'll find one.
TBA
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