Transcript:Perfect Peter Pumps Up

[In the school canteen, Henry gets his chips and sits down, but realises he's sitting opposite Peter and his friends]
Horrid Henry: Eugh! [moves next to Beefy Bert]
Perfect Peter: [takes a forkful of spinach] This is green gold. The king, queen and princess of the vegetable family: spinach. Packed full of vitamins and... [at that moment, Bossy Bill appears and scares away Peter's friends, and puts his tray down next to Peter's] Where are Gordon and Ted?
Bossy Bill: [sits down] Who cares, eh? You're Henry's baby brother, aren't you?
Perfect Peter: Yes, unfortunately.
Bossy Bill: As I'm only visiting for a few days, I don't suppose you'd mind being my friend.
Perfect Peter: Why, of course! [clears throat] Welcome to our fine school. If there's anything you need, all you have to do is ask.
Bossy Bill: Great! Give me your pudding then! [snatches Peter's dessert from his tray]
Perfect Peter: Uh, of course, it's full of sugar anyway.
Spotless Sam: Just look at him, taking advantage of Peter.
Goody-Goody Gordon: Yes. He's only been here five minutes, and he thinks he's top dog.
Horrid Henry: [overhears their conversation] Huh, top dog? [stands up] I'm top dog. [notices Bossy Bill] Eh? Bossy Bill?
Bossy Bill: [laughs] Thanks, Peter. [Peter crouches on the floor] These canteen seats are so hard, you know.
Perfect Peter: You're so very right.
[Bill goes to sit on Peter, but Henry pulls him away, causing Bill to land on the floor]
Horrid Henry: Come here, you.
Bossy Bill: Oww!
Horrid Henry: No one uses my worm of a brother as a seat.
[The door opens, and Miss Battle-Axe walks in. She sees Bill on the floor. Bill gives Henry an evil look and fake cries. Title card shows. At home, Henry is in the kitchen talking to Peter about Bossy Bill]
Horrid Henry: So, you like people sitting on you, do you?
Perfect Peter: Yes... I mean, no.
Horrid Henry: It's embarrassing!
Perfect Peter: But he just wants to be my friend.
Horrid Henry: [not convinced] Ha! All I'm saying is, the next time Bossy Bill [Peter goes to leave the kitchen] asks you to do something you don't want to do...
Perfect Peter: When I want your advice, I'll ask for it.
Horrid Henry: Oh, don't be so wet! Tell him to back off and crawl back under his rock. [Peter goes]
[The next day at school, Peter and his friends are pretending to ride sticks like horses]
(Peter and Gordon together) Giddy up, horsey! Neigh! [Bossy Bill arrives carrying a football]
Perfect Peter: Oh. Hello Bill.
Bossy Bill: Hello Peter.
Perfect Peter: [confused] Um, can I help you?
Bossy Bill: [takes Peter's stick and puts it in the ground] Yes. Will you be my goalpost today?
Perfect Peter: Uh, I'd love to, but I'm playing giddy-up with my friends.
Bossy Bill: I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. Will you be my goalpost today? [Peter considers] So, what do you say, Petey?
Perfect Peter: [remembers Henry's advice] Back off! Under your rock! And crawl, please.
[The scene changes to Peter upside down in the bin]
Perfect Peter: Get me out! Get me out!
Horrid Henry: Well, this is a first. [takes Peter out of the bin and brushes the rubbish off him] Did you lose something?
Perfect Peter: I... I must've slipped.
Goody-Goody Gordon: It was Bossy Bill.
Horrid Henry: [outraged] I told you to stand up to him!
Perfect Peter: I did. And this is where it got me.
Horrid Henry: Hmm. We're going to have to do something. [bell rings] Because you're gonna ruin my reputation!
[The scene changes to night-time. Peter is asleep in bed. Henry goes into Peter's room and turns the lamp on]
Perfect Peter: [wakes up with a jolt] What is it?
Horrid Henry: [blows a whistle] Attention! [Peter jumps] It's time to toughen you up, Peter.
[Peter screams. In the morning, Peter is running in his pyjamas. Henry is riding a bike after him]
Horrid Henry: Faster, you wet nappy! Get those knees higher!
Perfect Peter: But I'm cold, and tired.
Horrid Henry: [laughs] No excuses! Faster! [Peter runs up some steps, then jumps over a bench and runs through a patch of mud. He then slides down the steps' handrail]
Perfect Peter: [slips and falls forwards] Ugh, I've stepped in something nasty.
[the scene changes to Peter and Henry in the garden. Peter is carrying a broom]
Horrid Henry: Okay, Peter, meet Bossy Bill.
Perfect Peter: [looks at a sack hanging from the tree] Looks like an old sack to me.
Horrid Henry: [sighs] Look, just attack it. You are Peter the Punisher, okay?
Perfect Peter: [uncertain] Alright. [he aims for the sack and charges at it, but misses and hits the fence] Oww!
Horrid Henry: Oh, this isn't going to be easy.
[the scene changes to Henry and Peter in the park. Peter is swimming through mud. Henry looks on, unimpressed]
Perfect Peter: Ugh, it's all wet.
Horrid Henry: Well, you should feel right at home then. Come on, soldier. [he picks Peter up] Up you go, you worthless worm! [Peter walks towards the goal net] Start climbing! [Peter starts climbing] That's it. Higher!
Perfect Peter: [reaches the top of the net, but falls backwards and gets tangled up in the net] Aaaaaaaah, help!
Horrid Henry: [shakes head] Oh, you've got to be joking. [goes to free Peter]
Perfect Peter: Help!
[the scene changes back to the garden]
Horrid Henry: Okay Peter, growl! [Peter growls feebly] Louder! [Peter roars] Attack!
Perfect Peter: [charges at the sack, but when he reaches it, he stops and hits it gently] There.
Horrid Henry: [disappointed] Oh, well that showed it.
[in Henry's room, Peter is about to start doing press-ups]
Horrid Henry: Okay Peter, on my command. [Henry blows the whistle. Peter struggles to do a press-up] One. [Peter tries to do another] One. [Henry starts reading a comic]
[back in the garden, Peter is dressed in a black vest and bandana]
Horrid Henry: You are a wolf in sheep's clothing. A power pack Peter, bent on punishing the sack. Go, Peter, go!
Perfect Peter: [roars and charges toward the sack, but runs head-first into it and falls to the ground, dazed] I'm sorry. I just can't do it.
[Later, in the kitchen, Peter is pretending to feed Bunny]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Why do you carry that smelly thing around with you all the time? [goes to snatch Bunny]
Perfect Peter: [pulls Bunny away] You leave Bunny alone.
Horrid Henry: [finally found a way to make Peter aggressive; Eureka moment] EUREKA! THAT'S IT! [snatches Bunny from Peter] You're just a wet nappy, crybaby, poopy pants.
Perfect Peter: [softly, but fiercely] Give Bunny back.
Horrid Henry: [taunts Peter with Bunny] Nappy boy!
Perfect Peter: [gets angry] Give Bunny back! [Henry is surprised] Or I'll pull your head off and play football with it, [Peter doubles in size and shakes with rage] you annoying, neanderthal piece of pond life! [snatches Bunny back from Henry, then calms down and shrinks back to normal size] Oops.
Horrid Henry: Respect!
[The next day at school, Peter is going to lunch with Spotless Sam]
Perfect Peter: Ooh, I hope it's broccoli today.
Spotless Sam: Me too.
[Bossy Bill emerges from the boys' toilets and sees Peter] 
Bossy Bill: [to Sam] Run along, runt. [to Peter] Now Peter, today I want you to carry my bag, do my homework, write me a sick note and wear this ridiculous hat. [he puts the hat on Peter's head] That alright with you?
Perfect Peter: Umm...
Bossy Bill: [gives Peter his bag] Thought so. [Peter looks unhappy]
[In the canteen, Bill is eating his lunch and sitting on Peter]
Bossy Bill: You really are a good friend you know, Peter?
Perfect Peter: Thank you.
Bossy Bill: Thank you, what?
Perfect Peter: Thank you... sir.
Horrid Henry: [arrives with a bowl of chips and Bunny under his arm. He sees Bill sitting on Peter] Well, if it isn't Bossy Bill.
Bossy Bill: So you don't mind me using your brother as a chair now?
Horrid Henry: [shakes head] Be my guest. What's the point in sticking up for someone who carries THIS around with him? [he puts Bunny down in front of Bill, then sneaks off]
Bossy Bill: [laughs] Hey, look at this, everyone! [he stands up and shows Bunny to everyone in the canteen] It's a cuddly-wuddly bunny! 
[Behind Bill, Peter stands up with an angry expression and his fists clenched. Everyone gets up from their seats. Bill kisses Bunny on its 'lips'. Henry realises this is going to be worse than he expected, and makes a run for it] 
Bossy Bill: What's that... Oh! You wanna play with Petey-Wetey?
[Bill sees that everyone has moved to the outside edges of the canteen, and some of the children are hiding under the tables. They all look anxious] 
Bossy Bill: [doesn't know what's going on] What's up? [he hears a whistling sound, like a kettle boiling]
Goody-Goody Gordon: Um, Peter's head has gone all red. [he points at Peter]
[Bill is engulfed by a dark shadow. He turns around and sees that Peter has quadrupled in size to 12 feet tall. His face is red, his voice has deepened, and he's raging] 
Bossy Bill: Huh?! [takes a few steps back]
Perfect Peter: GIVE ME MY BUNNY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
[Peter advances on Bill and beats him up off-camera. This is represented by an earthquake effect on the screen and fighting sound effects are heard throughout]
Bossy Bill: Not the hair! [Peter yanks Bill's hair] Owwwwww!
[Fighting sounds]
Horrid Henry: [laughs] Ooh, that's got to hurt.
[More fighting sounds. Bill screams and groans. Miss Oddbod comes to break up the fight and the earthquake effect ends]
Miss Oddbod: Now then, let's be... [she sees Peter and is shocked] Peter! What ARE you doing with that spoon?
Bossy Bill: Noooooooo! Aaaaaaaaaah!
[Miss Oddbod wears a pained expression on her face as she stands frozen in shock. Later, in school, Henry and Peter are having lunch together. Peter is calm and normal again]
Horrid Henry: Well, I've got to hand it to you, worm boy. For the first time in your existence, you have truly impressed me.
Perfect Peter: [honoured] Thank you, Henry.
Horrid Henry: But, that doesn't mean I'm going to be nice.
[Henry takes Peter's glass of milk. It looks like he's about to pour it on Peter, but he truly pours it over Bill, who Peter's sitting on] 
Horrid Henry: [to Bill] And, remember, never bother another boy's bunny, Bill.
Bossy Bill: [screams] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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