Total Drama Pahkitew Island

Chris: Thanks to some rather bad planning, we had to get a new island. Welcome to Pahkitew island! Home to your native dangerous wildlife and life-threatening challenges. Along with a new island, we have some new contestants, bound to get destroyed and pulverized by some of the traps- er surprises I have set for them! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will lose their memo about life-threatening allergies? Find out right here, on TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Sign Ups (1-per person)==
(Just put your name)
Leonard - The LARPer - NanoPower512
Sky - The Athlete - Fakeboy823
Beardo - The Human Soundboard - NLG343
Max - The Super-Villain - DerpyandDawn
Amy - The Cheerleader Twin - DerpyandDawn
Samey - The Cheerleader Twin -  Russelrules44
Jasmine - The Outback Survivalist - SoaringSpirits
Sugar - The Pageant Queen - XxSolarEclipsexX
Shawn - The Zombie Conspiracy Nut - Surferdude1219
Dave - The Normal Guy - CaptainSparklez13
Ella - The Fairytale Princess - Dianted
Rodney - The Country Boy - Creatoroflocalcartoons
Topher - The Chris Wannabe - Qngff
Scarlett - The Quiet Braniac - WinstonMacdonald
==Eliminated Contestants==
Thanks to WinstonMacdonald!
sameyelim.png|Samey - Eliminated in: So, Uh This Is My Team? Place: 14th
beardoelim.png|Beardo - Eliminated in: I Love You, Grease Pig! Place: 13th
amyelim.png|Amy - Eliminated in: Twinning Isn't Everything|Place: 12th
daveelim.png|Dave - Eliminated in: I Love You, I Love You Knots|Place: 11th
jazelim.png|Jasmine - Eliminated in: A Blast From the Past|Place: 10th
scarelim.png|Scarlett - Quit in: Mo' Monkeys Mo' Problems|Place: 9th
maxelim.png|Max - Eliminated in: Three Zones and a Baby|Place: 8th
tophelim.png|Topher - Eliminated in: Hurl and Go Seek|Place: 7th
sugelim.png|Sugar - Eliminated in: Scarlett Fever|Place: 5th/6th
leonelim.png|Leonard - Eliminated in: Scarlett Fever|Place: 5th/6th
shawnelim.png|Shawn - Eliminated in: Sky Fall|Place: 4th
skyelim.png|Sky - Eliminated in: Pahk'd With Talent | Place: 3rd
==Times Info==
Have knowledge ahead of time about the challengs @: User blog:SarcasticSenseofHumor/Total Drama Pahkitew Island (the Camp) Announcment
==Inactivity Strikes==
1 strike = no participation.
First strike: Nothing.
Second strike: Warning.
Third strike: Automatic Elimination.
===Strikes:===
==Elimination Table==
Place 	Team 	Contestant	1 	2 	3 	4 	5 	6 	7 	8 	9 	10 	11 	12 	13
1st 	Maskwak 	Ella 	WIN	LOW	WIN	LOW	WIN	IN 	IN	WIN	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	WINNER
2nd 	Pimpatow	Rodney 	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN	LOW	WIN 	IN	LOW	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	RUNNERUP
3rd 	Maskwak 	Sky 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	IN	WIN	WIN	LOW	WIN	OUT	
4th 	Maskwak 	Shawn 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	IN	WIN	WIN	WIN	OUT	 	
5th/6th	Maskwak 	Sugar 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	IN	WIN	IN 	OUT	 	 	
5th/6th	Maskwak 	Leonard 	WIN	IN 	WIN	LOW	WIN	IN 	IN	WIN	LOW	OUT	 	 	
7th 	Pimpatow	Topher 	IN 	WIN	LOW	WIN	IN 	WIN 	IN	IN 	OUT	 	 	 	
8th 	Pimpatow	Max 	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN	IN 	WIN 	IN	OUT	 	 	 	 	
9th 	Pimpatow	Scarlett 	LOW	IN 	IN 	WIN	LOW	QUIT	 	 	 	 	 	 	
10th 	Pimpatow	Jasmine 	LOW	WIN	IN 	WIN	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
11th 	Maskwak 	Dave 	WIN	IN 	WIN	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
12th 	Pimpatow	Amy 	IN 	WIN	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
13th 	Maskwak 	Beardo 	WIN	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
14th 	Pimpatow	Samey 	OUT	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	
==Pre-Chat==
Chris: Welcome to certain doom! Enjoy your stay because it may be your last! *maniacal laughter*
Shawn: The end is near! We have to prepare!
Scarlett: Arcording to my calculations the chances that the world end today is *checking her calculation* 0.666%
Shawn: That's actually a MASSIVE chance compared to the average day!
Ella: *Gasps* Why, how could the world end, on such a beautiful day? *Starts singing* The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, the day is beautiful, and the scenery is wonderfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul!
Max: This is a wonderful place to begin...TAKING OVER THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (CONF) I've always wanted to take over the world, but with the french horn lessons and the babysitting, there was just no time! But NOW, I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO COMPLETE MY MISSION, AND EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME! *laughs evily, but a fly flies down his throat* FLY...AUGH......*gags* Much better!
Samey: *nervous* Um......hi....I'm Sammy....No, I mean Samey!....I don't think anyone's ever called me that....no; no they didn't.....Uuuh, I don't have a sister or anything....yep, no sister; and i'm very confident because of the no sister rule....so uh, I hope we can all get along...and have....fun......I hope.....(CONF) .....I'm afraid about my sister.......
Ella: (CONF) Everyone here is so nice! The only bad thing, is there hasn't been a single song since World Tour, and it upsets me so. I love music, and I hope everyone else does, because I want to share the musical glory! *Sings* La, la, la, la, laaaaaaaa! Oh, this is going to be so much fun! (END CONF)
Max: I can't wait until we start to practice being EVIL! Uh, I mean, start arts 'n' crafts...*laughs nervously*
Dave: I'm normal and smarter than all of you! :D
Shawn: Evil is in the Top Ten Most Likely Apocalypse Causes, Max. You'd better watch out!
Max: Oh really? Then bring it on, cause I brought my A-game to the island!
Shawn: The world will definitely fall apart in the hands of an idiot the likes of you... Scratch that. The world will fall apart, period.
Max: Then no one can stop me from taking over it! *laughs maniacally while walking, then trips on a log* But that'll have to wait for a minute! MOMMY!! I GOTS A BOOBOO!!!!!
Shawn: Booboos were number 11 on the list! Almost made it...
Max: *sucks his thumb*
Samey: Are you OK uh.....Max? Is that your name.....Yeah, I think so.
Max: *startled* Wha?! Mother, I'm just fine! *pants*
Shawn: He's fine. Just a scrape. I know how to treat everything from bruises to ... Lost limbs.
Max: Oh mother, how I love you! *Hugs Shawn's leg*
Shawn: *pries him off* But that... I can't fix.
Max: (CONF) Before I start my term as Evil Overlord of the World, I need to "practice" a little on these saps!
Samey: Wow; That's cool Shawn, but i'm not sure how we can lose our limbs?
Shawn: The apocalypse, you fool!
Samey: Well, I'm not exactly a genius like Scarlett, but I don't think that's going to happen.
Shawn: Are. You. Crazy?!?! It could be underway RIGHT NOW!!!
Samey: Um....i'll come back when you're not freaking out......*takes a few steps back and runs off*
Shawn: (CONF) They are so uninformed.
Samey: (CONF) .....Wow...that was....WEIRD.....the guy's cute and all, but I think he's gonna have to get his mind straight.....but then, he IS cute........
Shawn: Does anyone believe me?
Topher: GOOD AFTERNOON PAKHITEW ISLAND! ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR FIRST CHALLENGE?
Samey: Whoa! Chris! Was that you?
Shawn: A contestant has just become Chris. It's definitely the apocalypse.
Samey: I'm beginning to believe you now. (CONF) I've seen what Chris as done to people on Total Drama before, and let me tell you.....it's not pretty.
Rodney (CONF): I'm really glad to be here! I just hope that me being here doesn't harm my realtionship status.
Shawn: Thank you!
Topher: (CONF) Yes, they are already confusing me for Chris This is the first step in TAKING OVER TOTAL DRAMA MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Anyonymous: Is IT Too Late DId I miss Sign ups?
Surfer: Yup
am i too late
==Episode 1 - So, Uh This is My Team?==
(Starts at 9:30 P.M. EST, you can chat below until then.)
Samey: (CONF) But then again....Topher DOES look kind of hot..........Oh, what's the point? He'd probably go for my sister anyways.....which I don't have.
Shawn: The apocalypse also might start at 9:30... EVERYONE, THE EPISODE IS STARTING IN THE BUNKER!!!! (I might not make the challenge)
Samey: *checks her watch* It's 9:09 PM.
Topher: (CONF) There are some good looking girls on the island this season. Samey seems like a cool girl Every good host needs a great co-host Samey seems like the girl for it.
Max: (CONF) I need to find the perfect accomplice in helping me with my goals! Should we win this challenge, I'll be one step closer to TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION!
Sugar: *filing her nails wiht a rock* Just how we used to do 'em back on the farm! (Yaaaas)
Max: *practices his evil laughs* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Nah, too high pitched! BWHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Too short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! THAT'S PERFECT!
Samey: *to Shawn* Uuuuh, Shawn, I don't think your apocalypse is happening today. (Yeah, I'm in.)
Amy: Ugh whatever when is the stupid challenge gonna start (surrrre)
Samey: *startled* How...you...what....I.....how...(CONF) ....Ok, fine; I have a sister, Happy?.....what's worse is that she's my twin......not so much fun when your twin blackmails you for most of your life.....right?
Dave: (CONF) I think this is gonna be great, I'm  gonna win... how much money is there? Oh that doesnt matter what matters is that it's a lot of money and I win it to buy nukes to destro- make the world a better place.
(Shawn will most likely not make it sorry. 4th of July weekend is busy)
Chris: Okay, it looks like it's time to start the challenge! But before we start, I have to assign teams. Sky, Beardo, Dave, Ella, Leonard, Shawn and Sugar, you are on team Waneyihtam Maskwak. Amy, Samey, Jasmine, Max, Rodney, Scarlet, and Topher, you are on team Pimapotew Kinosewak. Anyhow, the first challenge is to gather components to build a cart- in order to race down this hill *points to a hill*- for your entire team from that huge garbage pile over there *points to a landfill* *laughs*. Anyhow, it won't be as simple as just picking stuff from a landfill. I'll be shooting tennis balls at you from this here turret. Anyhow, GO! (5 lines to gather parts, multiple people from a team stack 'EX: Guy 1, Team A: *gathers parts*, Guy 2 Team A: *gathers parts* Team A now has 2 parts, 6 lines to build also stacks as a team)
Topher: *stacks* (1)
Beardo: *stacks* (1) We need 5 more!
Ella: *Hums while stacking* (2)
Samey: *Stacks* (2)
Ella: *Sings* Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! *Animals join her side, and help her stack while she hums* (3)
Topher: Yeah, go Samey! *stacks* (3)
Amy: Please Samey = loser (stacks)
Beardo: She's on your team. Deal with it. *beatboxes while stacking* (4)
Samey: *sighs lovingly about Topher, stacks again* (5)
Scarlett: *looks at the pile of garbage* hmm *sees a baby carriage and a shovel* well that gotta do * shovel garbage in the carriage and stacks it on top*
(May not have been clear, by stacks I mean Example: Guy 1: *gathers parts* Guy 2: (same team) *gathers parts* That team would have 2 parts, but you guys are okay, you don't have to change anything.)
Ella: Oh? (CONF) I don't think the vibe around here is right, so... (END CONF) *Begins singing, and continues stacking* (5)
Chris: Ella's team has gathered all parts necessary to build there cart!
Beardo: *beatboxes while building* (1) Now all we need is to gather parts!
Sjy: *builds* (2)
(You're actually ready to build the cart.)
Topher: *builds* (1)
Ella: *Builds while singing* (3)
Sky: *builds* Go team! (4)
Ella: *Smiles as she continues to build* (5)
Topher: *builds* (2)
Samey: *builds* (3)
Ella: *Completes building* (6) *Sings* It's complete!
Sky: YASS!
Chris: Ella's team is now ready to race their cart to the finish line!
Topher: *builds* (4)
Sky: *races kart downhill*
Topher: *continues building anyways* (5)
Samey: *continues building too* (6)
Sky: *races*
Ella: *Races*
Sky: *races* WHEN ARE WE DONE!
Chris: Sky and Ella have won the challenge for their team and they claim the first victory of the season!
Sky: YASS!
Ella: How wonderful!
Shawn: Whoo HOO!
Topher: So are we going to vote or what?
Dave: (CONF) Greaaaat, I missed the challenge... this sucks!
Beardo: Good job, team! *wolf whistles*
==Pimpatow Elimination==
Chris: Well, well, well. The first losers of the season! Got to say I expected better from you, especially because I had money on you guys winning the first challenge, so good job. I lost out on $100 dollars. Anyhow, cast your votes in the confessional! (I'll be in the chat almost 24/7, so just come, PM me, then leave.)
Chris: *later* Alright! The votes are in. If I call your name you're are safe from elimination... Rodney, Amy
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Topher. Samey, Jasmine, and Scarlett, you all received the same amount of votes. So in order to break the tie, so we're going to have someone from the other team decides who gets the boot!
Chef: *drives in on a caddy with Sugar in the passenger*
Chris: Sugar! Who would you like to see go from Pimpatow? Jasmine, Scarlett, or Samey?
Sugar: Can't a pageant queen get a little rest? >:( *points at Samey* You're gone! 
Chris: Samey, you're gone!
-At the cannon-
Chris: Samey, you're the first person voted off on Total Drama Pahkitew Island. Sayanora! *shoots Samey away*
Samey: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Samey is the first contestant to fall victim to her teammates. Who's next? Who will be the next team to win? Who will be the next one to unfortunately end up in a rather precarious situation which cannot be escapen out of?! Find out next time, on TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Maskwak Location==
Beardo: All right! We won the first challenge! Let's Party! Let me do some of my tunes. I am a great DJ. *plays Flaming Ice by Beardo Z*
Sugar: Shut yer mouth! *shoves a rock in his mouth, and resumes filing her nails* A pageant queen always needs her focus... and food!
Beardo: *Well, I have this DJ Studio, and I...
==Episode 2 - I Love You, Grease Pig!==
Chris: Welcome contestants! I hope you got a good night's rest! *laughs* Anyhoo, today we have a four-part obstacle course. For this challenge, each team will pick one contestant for each of the four obstacles, via volunteer, vote, or any other unlawful form of punishment. In order to win this challenge you have to relay a greasy pig through four obstalces. First we have a very thin slope covered in grease, next we have greasy tire jumps, and then the grease-filled tube maze, and after that the grease wall in which the last contestant will climb to the top and grab the flag to win. (3 lines per obstacle) And on the count of three... one. GO! Make sure to pick your victims fast!
Ella: Does anyone wish to go first? If not, I'll be happy to help the team, now. *Sings* La-da-la-daah!
Sugar: *rudely shoves Ella* You ain't going first! I DESERVE all of the camera time, so I want the first focus! *clicks fingers*
Ella: *Gasps* I-I'm sorry! Well, you can go first, if you really want to. I was just making sure. You do deserve it, you really do. I... promise. *Smiles nervously*
Sky: Go Sugar! You can do it!
Ella: Go, Sugar!
Sugar: Shut YER MOUTH! When I'm done talking, you ain't permission to start! ;/ Yeeehawww! *grabs the pig and goes through the grease slope* (1)
Sky: Um... Go Sugar! Bring it home!
Beardo: Go Sugar Boo Boo! *rides grease pig and goes to grease slope* (1)
Sugar: Just like a trip to the slaughter house! <3 *kisses her pig, and keeps going through the obstacle* (2)
Rodney: *To his team* Uh...who wants to go first?
Topher: *does grease slope 1*
Beardo: *rides grease pig and keeps going to grease slope* (2)
Topher: *does grease slope 2*
Beardo: *rides grease pig and keeps going to grease slope* (3)
Rodney: *Cheers* Go, Topher! You can do it! I'll go next!
Sugar: *finishes the course, hugging the pig tightly* Momma loves you! <3 (3)
Ella: Oh, Sugar, may I go next!? (CONF) It's always fine to just check. (END CONF)
Beardo: *rides grease pig and jumps the grease tires* (1)
Topher: *grease slope 3* Alright! Go Rodney!
Rodney: Alright! *Does tire jumps* (1)
Chris: Since some people can't follow rules and Beardo went ahead and did ALL the obstacles and lost it for his team, they're up for elimination! Congrats. *slow clap*
Sky: *sighs* (CONF) WHAT THE H**L! DO YOU FREAKING READ RULES! UGH! (END CONF) Well... Keep your heads up guys! We'll win the next one! *twitchs*
Rodney (CONF): We won! I didn't even have to finish my part of the challenge! I would have, but...you know..Beardo kind of ruined it for his team.
==Maskwak Elimination==
Chris: Thanks to Beardo, you guys lost the challenge because he can't follow some SIMPLE RULES. Anyhow vote in the confessional for who you want to get the boot and take a nice little ride in the cannon. *points to cannon* (PM me in the chat, I'll be in their 24/7 unless I DC)
Chris: *after votes* The votes are in! If I call your name, you are safe...
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Beardo. Ella, you are safe. *throws Ella a marshmellow* Beardo, you lost the challenge for your team, therefore, you have been voted out.
-Switch to Beardo in the cannon-
Chris: Any last words? *pushes button and Beardo is sent flying away*
Beardo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Two down, twelve to go. Who's next to be sent sailing through the air? Which team is next to come out on top and be safe from elimination? Find out next, on TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Pimpatow Location==
Rodney: Uh...good job, team! We won!
Scarlett: you're surprised?
Rodney: Nah...not really. I'm just saying it's great that we won! *Notices Scarlett and blushes* (CONF) Oh my gosh, it's happening! I've found my true love!
==Episode 3 - Twinning Isn't Everything==
Chris: Welcome, campers! Today's challenge, we have some very special balloons set up for your pain! *laughs* For this challenge, each one of you will first have to run up and grab a handful of balloons (1 line), after that you are free to throw them at each other (1 line), if you get hit with a balloon, you're out. If you really need to you can take cover and hide like a wimp (1 line to hide, negates the next balloon thrown, can only be used once). Everyone got it? No? Okay. GO! (Throw balloons at each opposing team member, once that team has no members left they lose)
Ella: *Grabs balloons*
Jasmine: *grabs balloons* Crickey! I reckon we have a challenge on our hands fellas!
Rodney: *Grabs balloons*
Ella: *Sighs* I can't throw balloons at... anyone. It's just so mean!
Shawn: *gravs balloons* These weapons would NOT work in the apocalypse.
Topher: *grabs balloons*
Shawn: *throws at Max*
Ella: Go, Shawn! *Begins singing, but she swallows a fly, and begins choking* H-he--! *A deer that joined her balances a balloon on its nose, but it becomes angry and throws it at Topher* He-Help! *Coughs, and then slowly breathes after she recovers*
Rodney: *Throws balloon at Sugar*
Ella: *Pats dress and lifts self up, and gasps* Oh, Sugar! Are you all right? Hmm... (CONF) If a balloon hit me-- (END CONF) *Picks up a balloon, sighs, and then throws at Rodney* (CONF) Sugar would do just that.... *Smiles* (END CONF)
Shawn: >:( *throws balloon at Scarlett*
Ella: (CONF) I fear that what I did, truly was... mean. I'll make it up to Rodney, for spoiling his evening. But... how? Huh.... *Gasps* I know! It's amazing.... (END CONF)
Chris: Maskwak has a commanding lead over Pimpatow! Will the tables be turned? Who knows? The only thing I know is how much I love lemonade. *takes a sip of lemonade* Amazing.
Ella: Chris, may we take a little break for an apology song?
Chris: I adhor songs. Unless it gives better ratings and cause pain, in which they are good.
Ella: I'll take that as a yes. *Walks over to Rodney* Hello. *Clears throat, and starts singing* Rodneeeeey, I'm oh, so sorryyyyyy! I hope, you can accept my apologyyyyyy! As, IIIIIIIII.... ammm, oh, sooooooo... sorryyyyyyyyyyy! I hope you can forgive me for throwing a balloon at you, Rodney. *Birds lift her up, and she kisses him on the cheek, and giggles* Bye, Rodney.... *The birds take her away from him, and she finally drops and begins humming while taking care of animals*
Rodney: *Stares at Ella with a smile* (CONF) Oh no! I'm gonna have to tell Scarlett that we're through, because my true love is...EEEELLLAAA! ^-^
Shawn: *throws balloons at Jasmine*
Scarlett: *grab balloons* 
Leonard: *grabs balloons* Thy shall be slaughtered by my watery vengeance over my lost companions! :D
Ella: Isn't slaughtered a bit much? We don't want to hurt anyone, do we?
Leonard: *throws at Amy* Death to the devil ogre spawn! :D
Chris: And Maskwak takes the challenge! Pimpatow, you guys are up for elimination!
==Pimpatow Elimination==
Chris: Wow. You guys got wiped out. 5-0. Man, that hurts. Anyhow, place your votes in the confessional . (Don't be a jerkbag and pose as someone please, going by the honor system) Time to vote!
Chris: *after votes* Okay! The votes are in. If I call your name, you are safe...
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Topher. Amy, you're gone!
-After cannon placement-
Chris: Any last words?
Amy: Samey Sucks. I Beat Her AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm funny.
Chris: *pushes button on remote*
Amy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Three down, eleven to go. Which team will be the next to lose? Who will be the next to lose their lunch? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
Amy: *Smirks and Waddles Into Forest*
==Maskwak Location==
==Episode 4 - I Love You, I Love You Knots==
Chris: All campers report to the usual challenge spot!
-After all campers arrive-
Chris: Welcome to today's challenge! For this challenge both teams will have to either, one: Answer a truth question (Random.org will decide whether or not it's a truth) judged by our very own Clucky the chicken. If you lie, you get shocked and do not get a point. If you tell the truth you do not get shocked and get a point. Or two, perform a scare. First to four points wins.
Chef: *brings out Clucky*
Chris: So, let's get started. Ella, with a... TRUTH! So, Ella, who is the worst teammate in your opinion?
Ella: *Gasps* Worst? Why, no such word should exist! All of my team mates are wonderful! 
Chris: Do you want to get shocked or no? Make up your mind.
Ella: I'm being completely honest. I love them all equally.
Chris: Ugh... fine. Clucky, is she telling the truth?
Clucky: *steps on button to electrocute the team*
Chris: *laughs* Apparently not. For the next turn... It's Jasmine, with a scare! Jasmine, your dare is to vote for yourself in the next elimination ceremony for your team, or until you get to the merge.
Jasmine: Fine. Crickey.
Chris: And Pimpatow gets their first point! Next up we have... Sugar! With a... truth! The question is, Sugar... since Ella failed to answer this question correctly... Who is the worst teammate, on your team, in your opinion?
Ella: But I didn't-- *Sighs* ... All right.
Sugar: *folds arms* Definitely that fake, ugly, annoying wannabe, Ella!
Chris: Let's see if that's true...
Clucky: *steps on to electrocute the team*
Chris: Apparently not! Another false answer.
Ella: *Gasps* Sugar! (CONF) I knew she didn't hate me! I knew it! (END CONF)
Chris: Next up we have... Max! With a... dare! Max, you're scare is to resign from your evil ways. Forever.... No reply? Fine by me. Clucky...
Clucky: *steps on button to elctrocute the team*
Chris: Next up we have... Ella. With a... truth! Ella, who is your priority target right now?
Ella: And what would that mean, Chris?
Chris: Who do you consider a threat? *sighs* You're making this so difficult, Ella.
Ella: A threat? Well, I consider Sugar a threat, since she's so sweet and strong. But eliminating her would be stupid, since she's so amazing. Does that, answer your question, Chris?
Chris: Let's see. Clucky...
Clucky: *steps on button*
Chris: Ella, can you tell the truth at least once? C'mon now. Anyhoo, next up we have... Rodney. With a... scare! Your scare is to kiss the girl you love most. Or you can decline. Up to you.
Ella: ... *Sighs*
Rodney: That's easy! I'll kiss my true love! *Kisses Ella*
Ella: *Smiling nervously* (CONF) *Blushing* Is Rodney... my prince? *Exhales slowly* (END CONF)
Chris: ...Okay. Anyhow, next up we have... Sugar! With a... scare! Your scare is to... allow an extra vote to be cast to you if one decides during the next elimination ceremony during the merge or a loss for your team. No answer? Electrocution it is!
Clucky: *steps on remote*
Chris: Okay! Next up we have... Rodney, again! With a... scare! Since Sugar failed to complete her scare, we're giving it to you. Rodney, your scare is to allow the ability for the next time your team is up for elimination, you have to allow a vote to count double against you.
Sky: When will I go! Sugar and Sky are hogging them all and losing points.
Rodney: Uh...okay.
Chris: *shrugs* Alright, so far it's 3-0. One more and the game if over. Next up we have... Shawn! With a... truth! Shawn, in your opinion, who on your team is most likely to become a zombie? No answer? Okay, then.
Clucky: *steps on remote*
Chris: So next- hold on. *answers  phone* Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. *hangs up* I've been informed by the producers that since this challenge has been going on so long, we're going to end it. And even though it's 3-0. I'm going to make it fair since we actually didn't hit four points. So, in order to break the tie, you're going to have to untie this bag, which contains a remote in it. Once the button on the remote is pressed it will shock the opposing team. Once that is done, your team will win. So from Maskwak we have... Ella! And from Pimpatow we have... Scarlett (Random.org decided that, 2 lines to untie, one to shock). *hands bags to Ella and Scarlett* And.. GO!
Ella: *Tries to untie* (1)
Chris: Ella is the first one to start to untie her bag!
Scarlett *looks at the back before she unties* (1) 
Ella: *Unties bag* (2) How amazing.
Scarlett: *unties the bag in one go* (2)
Chris: Both are ready to push the button!
Scarlett: *press the button* 
Ella: *Sighs after being electrocuted*
Chris: And Pimpatow wins the challenge! Maskwak, you're up for elimination tonight!
==Maskwak Elimination==
Chris: All you had to do was tell the truth. Tsk, tsk. Anyhow, vote in the confessional for who you want sent home!
Chris: *after votes* Okay, the votes are in... if I call your name, you're safe!
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Dave. Leonard, Ella. One of you is about to get sent home via the Cannon of Losers. And the person going home is...
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DAVE! Because Dave hasn't competed in any of the past challenges, he is eliminated.
-Scene Switch-
Chris: Any last words? TOO LATE! *pushes button on remote*
Dave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Four down, ten to go. Which team will arise victorious next time? Which team will be fending for their lives as they try to stay alive? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Pimpatow Location==
==Episode 5 - A Blast From the Past==
Chris: Welcome to today's challenge, campers! For this challenge, each team will start at two different ends of a platform. You have to run over to the pile of sticks (one line) and run back and place it (one line). If you encounter trouble on the way (EX: 1: *grabs stick* 2: *grabs stick* 1: *knocks off 2 with stick*) You can defend yourself with the stick. First team to form three X's (6 back and forths) wins! GO! (You can use your teammates to ricochet posts)
Ella: *Skips to the stick pile* (1)
Scarlett: *runs to the stick pile* 
Ella: *Skips back* (2)
Scarlett *runs back*
Rodney: *Cheers* Go, Ella!
Shawn: *runs to sticks*
Ella: Oh, I get this now.... *Skips to the stick pile while humming* (1)
Chris: And team Maskwak completes their first X!
Ella: *Skips back* La-da-la-da-la-da! (2)
Shawn: *runs back*
Topher: *runs over*
Shawn: *runs over*
Chris: And team Maskwak soars into the lead with One and a half X's!
Ella: *Skips to the stick pile* (1)
Max: Prepare For........EVIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *runs to pile of sticks*
Ella: Evil? What's that and how soon should I prepare? *Smiles before skipping back* (2)
Blaineley: *drives by on a speedboat with a microphone* Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blainerific, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!
Chef: *shoots rocket at Blaineley's boat*
Blaineley: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! (CONF) It was for the popularity. Sometimes randomness is funny to the younger audience. And a younger audience equals toys. And toys equals *snaps fingers* BAM! Blaineley action figures! Marketing is fun. (CONF)
Max: *Runs Back* EVIL *Tries To Hit Ella* EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Max: *runs*
Shawn: *runs back*
Chris: And Shawn wins it for his team! Maskwak has immunity, and Pimpatow, you're up for elimination.
==Pimpatow Elimination==
Chris: Wow. Only two people on your team really did anything effective and that was Max and Scarlett. I would consider Topher and Rodney but Topher only ran once and Rodney, instead of running for the sticks to complete the X, rooted for Ella on the other team. Anyhow, vote in the confessional.
Chris: *after elimination* Okay, the votes are in, if I call your name, you are safe... Max, and... Topher! Jasmine, Rodney, Scarlett, you each received the same amount of votes, so. I have 2 marshmallows on this tray. And there are 3 of you. The first two people to run up and get their marshmallow are safe! (1 line)
Rodney: *Runs to marshmallow* Safe!
Scarlett: *runs to the marshmallow* 
Chris: And Rodney and Scarlett are safe! Jasmine, time for the cannon!
-Scene switch-
Chris: See ya' later, Jasmine! *pushes button*
Jasmine: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
==Maskwak Location==
Shawn: I temporarily staved the zombies of elimination!
==Episode 6 - Mo' Monkey Mo' Problems==
Chris: 'Morning, campers! For today's challenge, you're going to go and retrieve a gold coin to put into this vending machine! *places hand on machine* But it won't be so easy, because...
Chef: *brings out a box with two monkeys in it, and lets the monkeys out*
Chris: *hands coins to both of the monkeys* You'll have to chase these rascals down and catch them! (5 lines) After you retrieve the coins, bring them back the vending machine put 'em in it, and pick any snack you want! (1 line) GO!
Monkeys: *run away*
Scarlett: *chases the monkey* 
Topher: *chases monkey 2*
Shawn: *chases monkey* (1)
Rodney: *Chases monkey* Is it five lines as a team? (3)
Shawn: *chaes monkey* (2) O don't think so... But maybe!
(Yeah. @Rodney)
Rodney: *Chases monkey* We almost got it! (4)
Topher: *chases and catches monkey 5*
Rodney: Yeah! Great job, team! :D
Sugar: Oh, no ya' don't! *chases monkey* (3)
Leonard: COME BACK THY WHOLAGIN, DON'T MAKE ME USE MY MONKEY CATCHING SPELL! *chases*
Chris: WOW! It's neck-and-neck!
Leonard: *Catches Monkey* Haha! Thy hero has prevailed... hopefully gaining enough xp to level up!
Rodney: *Takes coin and Gets Fish-tails from machine* (1) Yes!
Scarlett: I quit, this show is for people like sky not for geniuses like me. 
Shawn: Scarlett no! You're the only one smart enough to survive the zombie apocalypse!
Rodney (CONF): I guess Scarlett quit, that means that it's just me, Topher and Max left on the Floating Salmon.
Chris: And Pimpatow wins, despite the elimination of Scarlett! Maskwak you're up for elimination!
==Maskwak Elimination==
Chris: You see, I would make you guys vote, but Scarlett quit, so you're all safe! *presses button on remote, caising the cannon to shoot Scarlett*
Scarlett: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: And that concludes this episode. Will anybody else quit? Who will be sent in a crying fit? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Pimpatow Location==
==Episode 7 - This is the Pits!==
Chris: Hello, campers! Welcome to today's challenge! As you can see, I have two balls that both of your teams will go inside of. One is red, one is green. I hope you know your team color. *laughs* Anyhoo, for this challenge, I will be pushing both of the team's spheres down into a deep dark pit. Once from there, you will have to escape! (5 lines) Once you escape, find out where you are and navigate your way to the finish line. (1 line, I'm sorry, there's no way to alter the original challenge without using lines, sorry. ;( )
-After pushing both spheres down the pit-
Chris: *yelling from the top of the pit* GO! *laughs* This is gonna' be great. For ratings. And for the entertainment of myself. (Team lines stack)
Ella: *Sings* We may be down in this pit, but if it was only lit, we'd be able to see from here to there, and even what is in the air! We must proceed without doing damage, and if we do, we'll have an... advantaaaaaaaaage! *Animals jump down in the pit* My furry friends, will you help me out of here? *The animals begin walking in a certain direction* Follow me. *Skips behind/around the animals* (1)
Topher: *escapes 1*
Sky: *escapes* Come on guys! We can do it! (2)
Rodney: *Escapes* (2)
Ella: *Hums while following the animals* (3)
Rodney: *Escapes* (3)
Topher: *escapes 2*
Ella: *Follows animals* (4)
Sugar: Just like Aunt Boo Boo's sewerage system! *escapes* (5)
Shawn: *escapes* We win!
Chris: And the Maskwak win! That would be important for something but this challenge was a reward challegne! Your team gets... Duc-Fil-A takeout! Making all you favorite animals become a takeout meal for children to enjoy! Enjoy it before it becomes old.
==Maskwak Loaction==
Shawn: *eats duck*
==Pimpatow Location==
Rodney: Awww...we lost again.
==Episode 8 - Three Zones and a Baby==
Chris: Welcome, campers to today's challenge! For today's challenge, each team will have navigate their way through 3 areas just a little bit up ahead. The main objective of this challenge is to stay as quiet as you can while navigating through each area. The first zone we have is filled with not-so-friendly lions and rattle snakes, make a sound and you probably won't come out alive. *laughs* The next zone, is not filled with animals, but with Chef, which is equally scary. Make a sound, and Chef will blast you with a past cannon. And you don't want to know what will happen after that. The final zone is simply just making your way through an arctic tundra. Keep quiet, or there will be one heck of an avalanche. And just to make it harder, and for the amusement of myself, you have carry these babies through each zone. GO! (2 lines per zone, add "quietly" to each line or there will be a penalty! Team lines stack, as usual)
Topher: *zone 1 quietly 1*
Chef: *hands babies to each contestant*
Shawn: *zone 1 quietly* (1)
Rodney: *Enters zone 1 quietly* (2)
Ella: *Whispers* A baby? *Gasps* A baby. *Cuddles the baby as she tip-toes through the first zone quietly* (2)
Max: prepare little todd for EVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL *Runs Through The First Zone as Load as Possible*
Lions: *wake up and start attacking team Pimpatow* (Pimpatow is set back to the beginning and has to start at 0 lines)
Shawn: *zone two quietly* (3)
Rodney: *Enters zone 1 quietly* (1)
Topher: *zone 1 quietly 1*
Ella: *Tip-toes through the second zone quietly* (4)
Rodney: *Walks through zone 2 quietly* (1)
Ella: *Tip-toes through the third zone quietly* (5)
Sky: *walks through zone 3 quietly* Yay! (quietly)
Chris: AND MASKWAK WINS! ...AGAIN! Pimpatow is up for elimination! ...Again!
==Pimpatow Elimination==
Chris: Well, you guys lost the challenge. ...Again! And I know just who costed you the challenge but I'm not going to say any names... *cough* Max *cough* *clears throat* Ahem. Anyhow, vote in the confessional.
Chris: Okay! The votes are in. If I call your name, you're safe. Topher and...
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Rodney! As expected, Max, you're gone!
-Scene switch-
Max: I will be back to be more, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL!
Chris: Uh-huh, okay. *launches Max*
Max: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: And Pimpatow is down to 2 contestants! Who will be sent home next? Who will be the next to be vexed? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Maskwak Location==
==Episode 9 - Hurl and Go Seek==
Chris: Welcome campers to today's challenge! More like tonight, but whatever. I wanted to start of this speech with congratulating you all for making it to the merge! Job well done. But before we get to the main challenge, we have a pre-challenge. Win this challenge, and you'll get immunity for the night and a special role in the main challenge. As you can see we have a tabel eloquently set up for you guys to participate in an eat-off. *shows royal table* I know, it's amazing. Unfortunately for you, the meal is not-so amazing. On today's menu-
Chef: *rolls out a cart with 7 glasses of Juggy Chunks on it*
Chris: Juggy Chunks! Everyone's favorite! First one to painfully scarf it down wins! (2 lines) GO!
Rodney: *Drinks Juggy Chunks* (1)
Shawn: I'll have to do stuff like this if I want to survive the apocalypse... *scarfs* (1)
Rodney: *Drinks Juggy Chunks* (2) Ugh...done...
Shawn: >:(
Chris: And Rodney wins immunity! And for his special role, he'll be playing the seeker in a hide and go seek game! You all get 10 minutes to hide (Ends at 9:00 PM EST). Once you hide, you'll have to wait it out for the seeker to come find you! (1 lines = one line more needed to be found. E.X.: Dude: *hides* *hides* *hides* It takes three lines for the seeker to find that person. If you have any questions leave them on my talk page). The challenge ends at sunrise! (11:00 PM EST) Anyone who hasn't been found by Rodney gets immunity! GO!
Sky: *hides* (1) Um... plz get on chat.
Shawn: *hides* (1)
Sky: *hides* (2)
Shawn: *hides* (2)
Sky: *hides* (3)
Shawn: *hides* (3)
Sky: *hides* (4)
Shawn: *hide* (4)
Ella: Huh? Oh. *Hides* (1)
Shawn: *hides* (5)
Ella: *Hides* (2)
Sky: *hides* (5)
Shawn: *hudes* (6)
Ella: *Hides* (3)
Sky: *hides* (6)
Ella: *Hides* (4)
Chris: Time's up! Here comes Rodney!
Rodney: Ready or not, here I come! *Searches for Sky*
Chris: And Rodney's off! (Anyone who didn't say any lines can be found instantly.)
Rodney: *Finds Sugar, Topher and Leonard* Found you guys! *Searches for Sky* (2)
Chris: Wow, what a combo.
Rodney: *Searches for Sky* (3)
-Sun rises-
Chris: Time's up! Rodney found Sugar, Topher and Leonard. Everyone else made it through the night, so they have immunity! So Sugar, Topher, and Leonard are all up for elimination!
==Elimination==
Chris: You can only vote for Sugar, Topher, and Leonard! Vote in the confessional.
Chris: Okay, votes are in. *throws marshmallows to everyone but Sugar, Topher, and Leonard* The person who isn't in the bottom two is... Sugar! Topher, Leonard. One of you is about to get the boot and that person is...
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Topher! Leonard, you're safe. *throws marshmallows*
Chris: *after Topher's in the cannon* Finally, my imposter is gone. *presses button*
Topher: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: We have our final 6! Who will win and who will lose? And who will-
Intern: *runs by on fire*
Chris; O...kay? Anyhow, find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Treehouse==
Rodney: Wow...I'm the last person left from my team. :|
(Creator: I'm gonna be gone for a day. Sorry if I miss the challenge.)
(All good, I'll excuse you)
==Episode 10 - Scarlett Fever==
Chris: Welcome to today's- *tree falls in front of Chris* Okay. Today's challenge! As you can see our island is having some- *half the island sinks* Some random occ- *blizzard suddenly comes through* J- *sudden heatwave* OKAY THE WHOLE ISLAND IS MECHANICAL AND YOU HAVE TO FIND THE CONTROL ROOM WHICH IS UNDERGROUND AND TRY HACKING IT AND STOPPING THIS MADNESS! *gets picked up in a helicopter anf flies away* (4 lines to get to the underground control room, 2 lines to hack)
Shawn: *goes underground* (1)
Sky: *goes underground* (1)
Shawn: *goes underground* (2)
Sky: *goes underground* (2)
Shawn: *goes underground* (3)
Sky: *goes underground* (3)
Shawn: *goes underground* (4)
Ella: *Goes underground* (1)
Shawn: *hacks* (1)
Ella: *Goes underground* (2)
Shawn: *hacks* (2) I did it!
Chris: Great going Shawn! As an incentive you get to win immunity in tonigh's elimination! *laughs* Yeah, but seriously, I'm going to need you to get out of there because that's where I do all my work to mess with you guys. Haha. I'm funny.
==Elimination Ceremony.==
Chris: Well I'm glad everything got sorted out. Now to send one of you home. Vote in the confessional.
Chris: *after voting* If I call you're name, you are safe. Ella, Rodney, Shawn, and... Sky! Leonard, Sugar, one of you is about to get eliminated and it is.
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Both of you! Leonard you got out by votes and Sugar's lawyer called and said she needs to be put on the film set, pronto! (Inact strikes)
-SWITCH-
Chris: Sayonara! *pushes button*
Leonard & Sugar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: Four remain! Who will be the next to feel pain? Who will take the blame for something lame? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Episode 11 - Sky Fall==
Chris: Hello, campers! Welcome to today's challenge. For the challenge, each one of you will have to race up this here mountain to the tippy-top! For each part, there is lava jumps, mountain scaling, animal avoiding, and finally a sprint to the end! (4 lines) Once you reach the top, you can raise the flag, and you'll win immunity, the next person to the top also wins immunity, and the third person wins immunity as well. The last and very poor soul is eliminated. And.... GO!
Rodney: *Races to the top* (1)
Sky: *races to top* (1)
Rodney: *Races to the top* (2)
Sky: *races to top* (2)
Rodney: *Races to top* (3)
Sky: *races to top* (3)
Rodney: *Races to top and raises flag* (4) (It didn't say that raising the flag was a line by itself)
Ella: *Races to the top* (1)
Sky: *races to top* (4)
Ella: *Races to the top* (2)
(Just in Case) Rodney: *Raises flag*
Ella: *Races to the top* (3)
Sky: *raises flag* (1) YASS! FINAL 3! Hurry guys!
Ella: *Races to the top* (4)
Sky: Come on guys!
Ella: *Raises flag* I'm... *Sings* dooooooooooooooooone!
Shawn: *races to the top* (What time was this challenge at?!?)
Rodney: *Hi-fives Sky and Ella* Good job, gals! :D (CONF) I can't believe I'm in the final three, and with Ella! It must be true love!
(@Surfer, it's always at 8:00 PM EST. There's a blog for it to. XD) Chris: Congratulations to Sky, Ella, and Rodney for making the final 3. Sorry, Shawn but you have been eliminated.
==Elimination Ceremony==
Chris: Sayonara, Shawn! *presses button on remote and fires Shawn off*
Shawn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chris: One more down. Who will remain after the final 3? Who will make that $1,000,000 claim? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND! Chef! I need a refill on this Sippee (Slurpee spin-off) pronto!
Chef: *walks by and grabs Chris' cup and goes to refill it*
Chris: Thank you, Chef.
==Treehouse==
Rodney (CONF): I'm in the final three! *Laughs* I never thought I'd make it past the first episode, to tell you the truth. I just hope it doesn't come down to me and Ella in the finale. If I were to win and she lost, I don't know if I could forgive myself.
==12 - Pahk'd With Talent==
Chris: Hell, campers! For today's challenge, we're each going to perform a challenge created by you, that will place 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st place gets 3 points, 2nd, 2, 3rd, 1. At the end of the entire challenge, whoever has the least amount of points is hey hey, nana na naa, hey hey hey, goodbye! Put your challenges in the tissue box. We'll start once all challenges are in.
Chris: OKAY! The challenges are in. First off, we have Rodney. For his challenge, you have to: Wrestle a pig (3 lines), slide down a mud slide. (2 lines) And then ring a bell to claim your position. (1 line). Also, watch out for explosions. *Maniacal laughter* GO!
Rodney: *Wrestles pig* (1)
Sky: *wrestles* (1)
Rodney: *Wrestles pig* (2)
Sky: *wrestles* (2)
Rodney: *Wrestles pig* (3) Sorry, little pig!
Sky: *wrestles* (3)
Rodney: *Slides* (1)
Sky: *slides* (1)
Rodney: *Slides* (2)
Sky: *slides* (2)
Rodney: *Rings bell* (1) Done! Woo hoo! (I won't be back on until tomorrow! Gotta sleep!~Creator)
Sky: *rings bell* (1) YAY! I finished! 
Ella: Hue? Oh, I'm sorry. I just couldn't harm a harmless pig. *Sings* Doing that would be mean, the worst thing I'd do that the world would have seen! Oh piggy, oh piggy, how are you? Oh piggy, oh piggy... I love you... *Hugs a pig* too.
Chris: O...kay. So 3 points go to Rodney, 2 for Sky, and 1 for Ella. Next up, we have Sky's challenge! Now Sky's challenge was very... long. And we don't have enough time for it in our episode! So we're altering it a bit. It's a race around the island! While avoiding land mines. (5 lines) GO!
Ella: *Races around the island while humming* (1)
Sky: *races while avoiding mines* (1)
Rodney: *Races while avoiding landmines* (1) (How long do you have to wait until you can post again?)
Sky: *races while avoiding mines* (2)
Ella: *Races around the island* (2)
Rodney: *Races while avoiding land mines* (2)
(15 minute post intervals)
Rodney: *Races while avoiding land mines* (3)
Rodney: *Races while avoiding land mines* (4)
Sky: *races while avoiding mines* (3)
Rodney: *Races while avoiding land mines* (5) Done!
Sky: *races while avoiding mines* (4)
Sky: *races while avoiding mines* (5) YES!
Chris: Rodney comes in first and scores 3 points, Sky comes in second with 2, and Ella, in last with 1. Fortunately for Rodney, he has a place confirmed in the finale! The only way that Ella can hope to even get close to the finale, is to tie Sky by coming in first in this next challenge, and Sky in last. So, for our final competition, suggested by Ella, it's a talent show! (Starts at 8:00 PM EST tomorrow)
Chris: Okay! Time for the talent show, you each have 10 minutes to come up with your presentation/talent. (Talent show starts at 8:15 EST)
Chris: OKAY! You will be voted out of 10 from all our judges, we have Chef, and lawsuit enforced Blaineley. Time for our first contestant for the talent show, we have.... Rodney! Performing his talent.
Rodney: Okay. For my talent, I'm going to be singing a song that I wrote *Blushes* for Ella. *Pulls out a guitar and begins to sing* Ella, you make my day. You take all my bad vibes away. When I see you, my heart aches, to be by your side for the rest of days. And when you smile, you light up the world. You really are such a wonderful girl. Ella, please hear my song. I will love you all day long. And if you just give me a chance, I'll show you the world, and then we'll dance. Ella, I could be your prince. I could be...your....prince.
Chris: Okay, thanks... Rodney... *holds up a sign showing the number 6.5*
Blaineley: Could be catchier and could use a good piano solo. *holds up a sign showing 7*
Chef: *holds up a sign showing the number 3* I don't like love songs.
Chris: So for Rodney, he gets a 16.5. Next up is Sky!
Sky: For my talent I will read a poem that I wrote to someone. Ahem!
"Dave O' Dave, how you went so early. I tried my best to save you but the competition sure was burly!
I loved you, how I did. Words can not explain.I went through so much and now there's a pain in my heart.
Love is in the air. Can't you see.I even saw you in your underwear!"
WHAT?! Um... Let's continue... (CONF) What was I thinking when I wrote that?!
"It can be me and you forever. Married happily ever after.But, our love seems like it just was never meant to be.
I love you greatly! Oh I do!The question is... Do you love me too?" Thank you! Walks off stage.
Chris: *nodding* Not bad at all. Despite the underwear part. I give that a 5 out of 10. *holds up sign showing her number*
Blaineley: Okay, okay. Not bad, not bad. *holds up sign showing 8*
Chef: *holds up sign showing the number 3* I said it before...
Chris: Okay, an 16 for Sky, next up we have our final act, Ella!
Ella: Ahem....
My time on the show, has been oh, so much fun / 'Fairly competing all day in the sun
Making friends and finding a prince / 'Who could not love to live like thiiiiiiis!?
Loving everything about all of you is totally, wonderful, as long as I have my sooooooooong! / Without it I could go insane... and then everything would be wroooooong!
Sky, you're... athletic, energetic, caring, daring, epic, healthy, competitive... just perfect!
Rodney, you're... large, in charge, loving, trusting, bumbling, blushing... um, stand-some? ... And straight-up handsome!
Even if I am shot out of the cannon, I will always have the memories, and even if I forget-- well, I won't
This time was and always will be perfect, and if I am eliminated this would have all been worth iiiiiit! / Because I had the time of my life, with absolutely no strife, and I couldn't ask for more than that! 
Because I've... had the time of my life, and I have to thank each and everyone of you... for making my dream come true... and even if you don't like me... I'll grow on you, just wait and see
How wonderful it would be if I stayed a little longer, this experience has made me a lot stronger! Just like the rest of the competition I don't want to have to go! But if I must, I'm willing, just so... you... knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
Chris: Hmm... it could have been better. 5. *holds up sign showing the number 5*
Blainely. I loved it, Ella. I give you a 7. *holds up sign showing the number 7*
Chef: Hmm... I give it a....
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5. *holds up sign showing a 5*
Chris: So Ella get's a consecutive score of 17. With Rodney coming in second with a 16.5, and Sky in last with a 16. So final scores:
Ella - 5
Sky - 5
Rodney - 8
Chris: So, we have a tie! Sky and Ella are tied, and Rodney has a confirmed spot in the finale. So, for our tiebreaker, we're going to ask both of you questions, and we'll rate your answers on what we thought was best about them. Questions start in a bit, so think about your lies!
Chris: Okay! For the first of three question directed at Ella, Ella what is your favorite food?
Ella: Hmm... my favorite food would have to be anything vegetarian and healthy. I can't eat meat, or it would break everything I believe in. Plus, a healthy body is a strong body.
Chris: *nods his head* Okay... the next question is what is your thoughts on the former TD contestants?
Ella: Well, they were all wonderful. They all played great games, even though some bad things happened, or had to happen because of certain others, everyone has good in them, so I believe if they do return, they themselves or the ones around them could find it. Anyway, I think they were all magnificent. Though, I really want to meet Dawn in-person. I think she's my favorite one out of them all, even though they're all great.
Chris: Okay... final question. Who is your favorite person? *smiles and his teeth shine*
Ella: Well everyone I know is absolutely fantastic. Especially the host of this fine establishment. *Smiles*
Chris: Good answer. *Nods enthusiastically* Okay, next up we have Sky! Sky, first question, what is your favorite food?
Sky: Well... As an athlete I need to stay healthy and meat is a great and tasty way to do that. So... Probably bacon. I mean who doesn't like bacon?!
Ella: *Gasps, before fainting*
Rodney: *Catches Ella before she hits the ground* I won't let you fall! <3
Chris: O...kay. Sky, any thoughts on previous TD contestants?
Sky: My favorite is probably DJ. He's SO nice and he treats everybody with respect no matter what they have done. And he's a man that can cook. That's AMAZING!
My least favorite is Zoey. She was okay in TDROTI even though she revovled SO much around Mike. Then, in TDAS she let herself do it AGAIN! I mean it was SO obvious that "Mike" was Mal. Get over girl. Like I got over Dave. And she's the most underdeveloped TD character ever! Right guys? *crickets chirp* RIGHT GUYS?! *chirping continues* UGH! I am NOT like Zoey! I MISS YOU DAVE!
Chris: Mhm... final question, who is your favorite person?
Sky: It is... Dave! I love the way his hair blows in the wind! And how he isn't gemophobic and is clean and gentleman like! And that time I saw him in his under... I MEAN the time I saw him... swimming in the lake. ANYWAYS, he's perfect and I love him so much.
Chris: *nods* Okay... let me think about this here... I'd say the first question definitely goes to Ella, because being a vegetarian makes you look as good as me. *laughs* The second question goes to Sky, just because there was filler time, otherwise the episode would have been too short. Even though that answer was a bit too long. So the score is 1-1, and the person who intrigued me the most on answer 3 is...
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==Elimination==
Chris: Buh-bye, Sky! *launches Sky*
Sky: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Chris: We have our final 2! Ella and Rodney! Who will take the million dollars? Who will end up crying at their defeat? Find out next time on... TOTAL... DRAMA... PAHKITEW ISLAND!
==Treehouse==
Rodney (CONF): It's me and Ella in the finale. This is going to be hard...
Ella: (CONF) It's just my prince Rodney, and I in the finale. This is going to be difficult.... (END CONF)
==Finale - Lies, Cries, and One Big Prize!==
Chris: Welcome campers, to the finale! First off, for the finale, each one of you has a partner designated to them to help them in the finale! But you won't pick them, no. You will get a random partner! First up to help Rodney is... SUGAR! Rodney, do you want Sugar to team with you, or re-roll once for another helper?
Rodney: Uh...Sugar's fine, I guess...
Chris; Okay! And for Ella we have... Scarlett! Ella! Take or re-roll?
Ella: I will take.
Chris: Okay! So for this challenge, you and your partner are going to have to conquer three obstacles. The first obstacle is climbing to the top of an abnormaly large mountain (2 line) and skiiing down it. (2 line) After that, you'll have to make your way through a mud pit with one of you walking your teammate across the mudpit and one of you keeping an "oxygen supply" avaliable for your partner. (2 line to walk across) after that, we'll have a little "break" for each of you to catch their breath. Ready? GO! (Your partner's lines stack with yours)
Rodney: *Climbs mountain* (1)
Scarlett: *climbs mountain* (1) Common Ella!
Ella: Hue? Oh, yes, to the climbing! *Climbs mountain* (2)
Scarlett: *skies down the mountain* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! (1)
Ella: *Skis does the mountain* Ehh... whuaahauhauhauhauahuhauahuhauh! (2)
Scarlett: *put the oxygen supply in her mouth ella get's carried on her shoulders by little birds and get's in the mudpit*
Ella: *Walks across with the help of the birds and Scarlett* (2)
Scarlett: *get's out of the mudpit and sits down*
Chris: Hello, Ella and Scarlett! Sugar and Rodney are yet to arrive. Anyhow, for the last part of the finale you guys can decide whether or not to help or hinder your partner. (Hinder = -1 line, help = +1 line) from here on. *hands Scarlett a game controller* You decide what to do! Ella, you have to make it to the finish line! (4 lines) So don't let me stall you. Go!
Ella: *Skips to the finish line* (1)
Scarlett: What you give me the game coontrol that controls the island WHAHAHAHA THE MILLION IS MINE *hinders Ella by launching tree's to Ella*
Ella: Wuah! *A deer pushes her back to avoid her getting crushed* Ahhhh! *Runs away to the finish line* (1 repeated)
Scarlett: *laughing like a maniac and make grass explode*
Ella: Ahhhh! *Continues to run* (1 repeated)
Scarlett: *laughs like a maniac and makes robot animals attack Ella*!!
Ella: Sweet animals-- *A bird pokes at her face* Ahh! *Runs while being chased by robotic animals* (1 repeated)
Scarlett: *about to hinder Ella againbut has a flash back and end up not pressing the button*
Ella: Please don't eat me, I dodged death by not getting crushed by a tree, so please don't eat meeeeeeeeeee! *Runs to the finish line* (2)
Chris: *laughs* I like when there's drama. And Rodney is yet to be seen. He's probably not even on the same island.
Ella: *The animals stop trying to eat her, and they start helping her* Good, my little furry friends. *Skips to the finish line with her animals* (3)
Sugar: *snatches controller* Gimme dat fancy people stuff! *hits button and hinders Ella, laughing while trees are sent flying in her direction*
Scarlett: *hears Ella singing and starts hindering her again by launching Sugar to her* THE MILLION IS MINE!!!
Ella: *The birds carry her through, helping her avoid the trees* (1 repeated)
Chris: *winces* These campers are relentless with hindering!
Ella: *Birds carry her through* (2)
Intern: *runs by on fire*
Ella: *Birds let her down* Come on, my sweets. *Skips to the finish line with all of her animals* (3)
Chris: Ella is almost to the end!
Ella: *Passes the finish line* Auuaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Skips around with her animals* (4)
Chris: ELLA WINS TOTAL DRAMA PAHKITEW ISLAND! *random applause*
Rodney: *Reaches Ella* Ella...I...*blushes* I'm really happy you won. <3
Ella: *Smiles before kissing Rodney* <3
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