D-008

Secret Thing Name: D-008 "Light Magic Cannon"
Toy Type: Magical Scientific
Who can use it: Only me and big sister can use D-008.
Sister said mom and dad can too. But Mom and Dad are only allowed to go for a very short time.
Thing looks like this: D-008 is a flashlight. But not a flashlight like the ones we already had and which we made kapud. She is black. She's lighter too. Super duper brighter. So washed brighter. My big sister and I think she's so bright because she's magical. Mama didn't get them from the normal toy store either. The business was big and colourful. Much more beautiful.
D-008 is a thing because D-016 could get away under our beds. That's why I think it's a charm. A light spell like in my video game "Magical Boy Hinata". But big sister thinks it's a cannon from TV. The show with the giant robots. Battle mechanic or something. So we appropriated it to take "Light Magic Cannon" as a secret name.
It's better than our old one because we don't have to put a battery in it. It has a crank so we can charge D-008 with Elgtrizitet.
We tested it too:
 Monsters: D-016 "Under the Bed Monster"
 What happened: D-016 was gone. If a monster disappears, then it is weak against the attack. In the game, only Shadow Spirits are weak against Light. So it's a ghost. And now I don't have to be scared anymore because the thing under the bed is gone. :D
 Monster: Lucy, the cat from our neighbor
 What happened: Lucy's eyes started to glow like he was about to switch to his attack phase. But he didn't disappear like D-016. So he's not a ghost. It's good.
 Monster: D-001, Mama is not a monster
 What happened: Mom isn't gone either. But she scolded us not to play with the D-008. Her eyes still didn't light up, whether she was angry.
 Monsters: Mirror
 What happened: The mirror shot back. Not really but it looked so great. The shadow spirits in the mirror that my sister once saw when she had to go to the toilet are gone now too. :D
Our friends also want to try D-008 to chase away the other D-016 and D-087.
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