Mr. Paradox's Crew

Mr. Paradox's Crew was a rogue group of Time Variance Authority agents led by Mr. Paradox. The crew disagreed with the Time Variance Authority's new rules about preserving timelines rather than pruning them as was done before, so their leader Mr. Paradox planned to accelerate the destruction of Earth-10005 due to the death of its Anchor Being, Wolverine, with an unauthorized Time Ripper. However, their plans were foiled by the universe's Deadpool and an alternate Wolverine.
==History==
===Working with the TVA===
To be added
===Preservation of Earth-10005===
====Offer to Wade Wilson====
During his birthday party, when hearing a knock at the door of his apartment, Wade Wilson opened it and saw a squad of Minutemen waiting outside. Believing them to be sex workers ordered by his friend Dopinder, Wilson briefly questioned the Minutemen, which caused them to pull out their Time Sticks. Believing they were devices used for pegging, Wilson closed his front door and asked if they could go down the hallway and take things nice and slow. This angered the group's leader, expressing his disdain for Wilson. Wilson responded by stating that he liked his attitude and that they would "do it angry" before another minuteman snuck up behind Wilson with a Timedoor. The minuteman then grabbed Wilson and dragged him through the Timedoor. Shortly after, the other Minutemen entered the Timedoor with them and Wilson traveling to the Time Variance Authority Office.
Wilson was brought to the Time Variance Authority Office, where he awakened to Mr. Paradox in his office, Paradox being a TVA agent that explained to him that they are a "watchdog organization" in charge of defending the Sacred Timeline. Remarking the amounts of exposition for he gave for this threequel, Wilson questioned if he was kidnapped as a consequence to his tampering of Earth-10005's timeline with Cable's Time-Travel Device. Paradox denied it and asked Wilson to follow him to a computer room monitoring different points in the Sacred Timeline. Paradox further explained that Wilson was brought to the TVA for a higher purpose that would save the Sacred Timeline from a possible terrible fate in its future. Wilson was given the opportunity to join the Marvel Cinematic Universe, thus finally meaning something, and excitedly dubbed himself "Marvel Jesus" before insulting 20th Century Fox.
Upon donning an improved suit with adamantium katanas tailored by a bearded man that often groped him, Deadpool came out of an elevator telling everybody to admire his suit, including Ralph, of whom he was convinced he was attracted to him. When Deadpool requested to use Paradox's TemPad so he can let his friends in Earth-10005 know, he was told that he is not going back to his home universe, as there won't be one to go back to. Paradox showed him his timeline, receding and decaying due to the loss of the Wolverine, the Anchor Being of his world. He also told Wilson that he was tasked with overseeing said decay, which takes a couple millennia. Paradox thusly decided to accelerate the process with the Time Ripper as a compromise to the now overruled pruning tactic. In response, Deadpool punched Paradox in the face, took his TemPad and teleported back to his universe during the 2030s.
==== Multiversal Trip====
Escaping the Time Variance Authority Office with a stolen TemPad, Deadpool traveled to North Dakota in the 2030s to prove that Logan hadn't died when he sacrificed himself for Laura. Digging up Logan's grave, Deadpool found Logan's skeleton and became very angry as it was clear that Logan was, in fact, dead. Upon calming down, Deadpool took Logan's skeleton out of his grave and propped it up against a log before briefly conversing with the skeleton. Deadpool contemplated the fact that this universe had begun to die before an army of Minutemen came through Timedoor. Seeking to arrest Deadpool again, the army's leader asked Deadpool to put down his weapons and come out peacefully. Deadpool chose to battle the Minutemen but promised not to use his weapons, opting instead to fight them off with parts of Logan's skeleton.
As Deadpool laid waste the Minutemen army, more continued to enter the battlefield via Timedoors. Once he had killed most of the army, disassembling most of Logan's skeleton in the process, Deadpool affixed the remains of Logan's upper arms and hands to his arms so that he could use Logan's claws. However, Deadpool struggled to use them, ultimately getting them stuck in two Minutemen. The army's leader scolded Deadpool for his desecration of Logan's corpse, to which Deadpool responded by launching one of his katanas into the minuteman's mouth, killing him instantly. Deadpool then opened up a Timedoor and left this universe in search of another universe's Wolverine who could replace Earth-10005's deceased one.
====Deadpool's Return====
When Deadpool arrived back at the Time Variance Authority Office with Wolverine, Mr. Paradox scoffed at the thought of replacing an Anchor Being and told him he selected the worst variant, the one who let down his entire world. Paradox repeating that there is no stopping the decay of Earth-10005, Deadpool commanded Paradox to call his boss and tell them that he denies the deal, only to hear a deafening silence in the room that made him deduce that the bosses are unaware of Mr. Paradox's sector's actions. Telling Paradox that he was going to tell them, Paradox pruned Deadpool and Wolverine, who tried to attack him.
====Attack on Earth-10005====
When returning to Earth-10005, Deadpool and Wolverine left to confront Paradox, Deadpool asking why Thor was crying while holding him in a possible future on a monitor he saw when he first arrived in the Time Variance Authority Office. Another Inter-Dimensional Portal leading to this world appears from which Cassandra Nova, furious regarding Paradox's breach of the agreement they had, takes Paradox down to the Time Ripper so she can use it to destroy the Multiverse so that only the Void is left. 
After fighting with Deadpool Corps, Deadpool and Wolverine met Mr. Paradox in the subway station, forcing him to reveal how to stop Cassandra Nova from using the Time Ripper. Paradox explained that the Time Ripper was powered by matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device, with Nova redirecting them so that it eliminates every timeline. The Ripper would be shut down if one created a circuit between the two feeds, the released energy destroying the machine. Deadpool's assurance that either one of their regenerative healing factors would let them live was debunked when Paradox further explained that whoever formed the circuit would be vaporized in an instant. However, the energy surged through their bodies as they were reminded of their loved ones, screaming and twitching their heads until the Time Ripper was destroyed. After the conflict, the crew's leader, Paradox was arrested by B-15.
==Members==
===Former Members===
====Mr. Paradox====
*Name: Mr. Paradox
*Species: Human
*Activity: Outside of Space-Time
*Description: Mr. Paradox is a rogue agent who worked for the Time Variance Authority and was placed in charge of overseeing timelines within the Multiverse. Having constructed an unauthorised Time Ripper capable of destroying timelines entirely, Paradox planned to accelerate the destruction of Earth-10005 due to the death of its Anchor Being, Wolverine. He recruited Deadpool and gave him the chance to relocate to Earth-616, but this act backfired heavily when Deadpool learned of Paradox's conspiracy and escaped to different realities. Later, Paradox had Deadpool and an alternate Wolverine pruned to the Void, before they both ultimately returned to Earth-10005 to stop Paradox. Cassandra Nova, having extracted information from Paradox's sleeper agent Pyro, angrily confronted him and decided to destroy all timelines, but her plans were foiled by Deadpool and Wolverine. After the conflict, Paradox was arrested by his former leader B-15 for his defection.
====Ralph====
*Name: Ralph
*Species: Human
*Activity: Outside of Space-Time
*Description: Ralph is an employee of the Time Variance Authority.
===Deceased Members===
====Minutemen Leader====
*Name: Unknown
*Species: Human
*Activity: Outside of Space-Time
*Description: This Minutemen is a rogue agent of the Time Variance Authority. Under the leadership of Mr. Paradox, he was trying to find Deadpool when he searches for a Logan Variant, but Deadpool himself killed him during Battle at Logan's Grave.
====Pyro====
*Name: John Allerdyce
*Species: Mutant
*Activity: End of Time
*Description: John Allerdyce was a mutant with pyrokinetic powers, going by the name Pyro. He was one of Cassandra Nova's Henchmen in the Void, though Pyro secretly resented Nova and wanted to escape the dimension. Hence, he operated as an informant for agent Mr. Paradox, reporting on Nova's dealings and the happens of her domain.
==Equipment==
*Time Ripper: A device composed of numerous Reset Charges capable of destroying an entire timeline in an instant.
==Relationships==
===Enemies===
*Time Variance Authority
**B-15
**Minutemen
*Wade Wilson/Deadpool - Former Ally
*Logan/Wolverine
*Cassandra Nova's Henchmen
**Cassandra Nova †
==Trivia==
To be added
==Gallery==
Paradox & Wade at the TVA.jpg
Deadpool & Mr. Paradox at the TVA.jpg
Mr. Paradox - The Mercy Killer.jpg
==References==
Category:Article stubs
Category:Articles to be expanded
Category:Organizations
Category:Mr. Paradox's Crew