Lucian Mantra (Pure Form)

Seen-as-version:
first year English
1.     I prepared to study a postgraduate
qualification.  I did this by licking the
cream up, in other words graduating from the degree.  First, I placed my tongue perpendicular to
the top of the head of the spoon. 
Second, I moved my tongue forward, scooping the cream from the
spoon.  Third, I stopped when I had
reached the base of the spoon head.  In
this way, I prepared to study a postgraduate qualification by licking the cream
up, in other words graduating from the degree.
2.    I prepared to find out about the
postgraduate opportunities.  I did this
by lapping each particle up, in other words, researching the postgraduate
programs.  First, I lifted the bowl.  Second, I tilted and drank the milk from
it.  Third, I wiped my lip with a face
cloth.  In this way, I prepared to find
out about the postgraduate opportunities by lapping each particle up, in other
words, researching the postgraduate programs.
3.     I prepared to examine the rest of
the data about the animals.  I did this
by pumping up the bicycle tyre, like solving a problem in the degree, e.g. calculating
which direction the animal was travelling in. 
First, I examined the food that the deer ate.  Second, I examined where the faeces
containing traces of this food was. 
Third, I calculated the vector the deer was travelling along.  In this way, I prepared to examine the rest
of the data about the animals by pumping up the bicycle tyre, like solving a
problem in the degree.
4.    I prepared to love meditation by
performing the puja ceremony during the meditation degree.  I did this by breasoning out the meditation
thoughts’ breasoning lists.  First, I read the object’s name and breasoned it out (thought of the
object’s x, y and z dimensions).  Second, I repeated this for the rest of the
breasonings in that list.  Third, I
repeated this for the rest of the breasoning lists.  In this way, I prepared to love meditation by
performing the puja ceremony during the meditation degree by breasoning out the
meditation thoughts’ breasoning lists.
5.    I prepared to love you to make you
happy.  I did this by shaking hands with
you.  First, I watched you lift you
hand.  Second, I lifted my hand.  Third, I shook your hand.  In this way, I prepared to love you to make
you happy by shaking hands with you.
6.    I prepared to love everyone else to
be friendly.  I did this by emptying the
pencil shaving into the mini-bin.  First,
I chose the red pencil.  Second, I
rotated it in the pencil sharpener. 
Third, I opened the mini-bin and placed the pencil shavings inside
it.  In this way, I prepared to love
everyone else to be friendly by emptying the pencil shaving into the mini-bin.
7.    I prepared to attend class.  I did this by bouncing the rubber ball.  First, I bounced the ball in the first
position.  Second, I prepared to bounce
the ball again.  Third, I repeated this
until I had bounced the ball in each position. 
In this way, I prepared to attend class by bouncing the rubber ball.
8.    I prepared to love you.  I did this by blowing up the balloon.  First, I attached the balloon’s neck to the helium tube.  Second, I released the helium tap.  Third, I stopped the tap when the balloon had
filled with helium.  In this way, I
prepared to love you by blowing up the balloon.
9.     I prepared to love myself by helping
you.  I did this by taking the burger
from you.  First, I lifted my
finger.  Second, a burger was placed on
it.  Third, I pulled my finger down.  In this way, I prepared to love myself by
helping you by taking the burger from you.
10.   The Lucianic Meditator prepared to
prevent cancer.  She did this by
increasing the other religion’s meditation technique to do this.  First, she rewrote the Lucianic Meditation
scriptures.  Second, she breasoned these
out.  Third, she repeated 80 lucian
mantras and 80 green sutras per day to access the knowledge for her current and
future monastics and followers.  In this
way, the Lucianic Meditator prepared to prevent cancer by increasing the other
religion’s meditation technique to do this.
11.    I prepared to enroll in a new
subject.  I did this by disembarking from
the bus.  First, I waited until the bus
had stopped.  Second, I walked to the
start of the aisle.  Third, I stepped
onto the footpath.  In this way,  I prepared to enroll in a new subject by
disembarking from the bus.
12.   I prepared to complete the area of
study.  I did this by placing
intelligence objects end to end.  First,
I placed the pie on the plate.  Second, I
placed the slice of pear on the pie. 
Third, I placed the apple slice on the slice of pear.  In this way, I prepared to complete the area
of study by placing intelligence objects end to end.
13.    I prepared for my brain to do
nothing.  I did this by knowing my heart
was loved.  First, I asked for a hug from
my mother.  Second, my mother hugged
me.  Third, my heart rate decreased.  In this way, I prepared for my brain to do
nothing by knowing my heart was loved.
14.   I prepared to write “thank you”.  I did
this by writing it in the brain-pixel font, in other words fill in pixels
making up text.  First, I peeled off the
brain sticker from the backing sheet. 
Second, I applied the sticker to the square.  Third, I continued doing this until the brain
banner was complete.  In this way, I
prepared to write “thank you” by writing it in the brain-pixel
font, in other words fill in pixels making up text.
15.   I prepared to have enough heat on my
sore back to make it better.  I did this
by heating the rock in the fire to warm up a cloth to rub on it.  First, I rubbed sticks together to make a
spark.  Second, I placed kindling on the
fire.  Third, I warmed up the rock, which
I warmed the cloth with.  In this way, I
prepared to have enough heat on my sore back to make it better by heating the
rock in the fire to warm up a cloth to rub on it.
16.   I prepared to write the song “Like a
Husky”. 
I did this by identifying who had blue eyes.  First, I found the wavelength of the man’s eyes. 
Second, I checked whether it was 475 nanometres.  Third, I listed the names of the men.  In this way, I prepared to write the song “Like
a Husky by identifying who had blue eyes.
17.   I prepared to quench my thirst.  I did this by drinking the triculating
water.  First, I poked my tongue
out.  Second, I let the drop of water
roll onto it.  Third, I swallowed
it.  In this way, I prepared to quench my
thirst by drinking the triculating water.
18.   I prepared to eat ice cream.  I did this by pouring the waffle mixture into
the mold.  First, I mixed the waffle
mixture.  Second, I poured it into the funnel.  Third, I made and cooked the waffle.  In this way, I prepared to eat ice cream by
pouring the waffle mixture into the mold.
19.    I prepared to behave holily.  I did this by eating the whole apple.  First, I cut the apple horizontally.  Second, I cut the apple vertically.  Third, I cut the apple lengthways.  In this way, I prepared to behave holily by
eating the whole apple.
20.  I prepared to give the king the
star.  I did this by accepting the
serotonin from the king.  First, the king
have me the strawberry milkshake. 
Second, he gave me the straw. 
Thirdly, I drank the strawberry milkshake using the straw.  In this way, I prepared to give the king the
star by accepting the serotonin from the king. 
21.   I prepared for the king to give me
the serotonin feeling.  I did this by
saying the star was at university. 
First, the student studied theatre studies.  Second, he breasoned out 50 As.  Third, he earned the main role in the
play.  In this way, I prepared for the
king to give me the serotonin feeling by saying the star was at university.
22.   I prepared to be happy.  I did this by having happy thoughts dropped
into my mind.  First, I made a model
theatre stage.  Second, I placed a star
on the backdrop.  Third, I placed a heart
on the backdrop and a calf on stage.  In
this way, I prepared to be happy by having happy thoughts dropped into my mind.
23.   I prepared to be relaxed.  I did this by having relaxed feelings dropped
into my body.  First, I lied on the
bed.  Second, I dropped slowness into my
organs.  Third, I dropped softness into
my limbs and silence into my senses. In this way, I prepared to be relaxed by
having relaxed feelings dropped into my body.
24.   I prepared to meet the professor
from the independent school.  I did this
by having a discussion with him, during which he realised that I was the writer
of “Pedagogy”, (or  “H1” or
“On Pedagogy”). 
First, I listed my works.  Second,
I included the title “Pedagogy” in the list.  Third, he recognised the title “Pedagogy” as my work. 
In this way, I prepared to meet the professor from the independent
school by having a discussion with him, during which he realised that I was the
writer of “Pedagogy”. 
25.  I prepared to become a pop
singer.  I did this by singing famous
thoughts I was given to a microphone. 
First, I was given the thought “La la di”. 
Second, I played the guitar. 
Third, I sang “La la di” to the microphone.  In this way, I prepared to become a pop
singer by singing famous thoughts I was given to a microphone.
26.   I prepared to repeat the
mantra.  I did this by doing push-ups on
the mat.  First, I placed the mat on the
floor.  Second, I lied on the mat with my
hands pointing forwards on the mat flat next to my shoulders.  Third, I slowly performed one push-up.  In this way, I prepared to repeat the mantra
by doing push-ups on the mat.
27.   I prepared to enjoy clarity with the
Queen.  I did this by drinking the red
grape juice.  First, I placed the plastic
wine glass on the plastic table.  Second,
I poured red grape juice into the glass. 
Third, I sipped the juice from that glass.  In this way, I prepared to enjoy clarity with
the Queen by drinking the red grape juice. 
28.   I prepared to establish the new
centre.  I did this by letting the
meditation student come to me.  First, I
made cultural and linguistic adjustments to the texts.  Second, I checked how much money was needed
for the schools, university and meditation centres.  Third, I let the local people know, performed
breasoning of a text each day from the advertisement to the class, and on the
day some students came to me.  In this
way, I prepared to establish the new centre by letting the meditation student
come to me.
29.   I prepared to examine an
object.  I did this by swinging a
pendulum.  First, I picked up the
pendulum by it’s handle.  Second, I lifted the pendulum in the air so
that it hung down.  Third, I gently swung
the pendulum.  In this way, I prepared to
examine an object by swinging a pendulum.
30.   I prepared to test how large the
solar system was.  I did this by making a
model of the sun with string rays. 
First, I placed the yellow ball on the small stand.  Second, I dispensed and detached 0.02 metres
of transparent adhesive tape.  Third, I
attached a 0.2 metre strand of yellow wool to the yellow ball with the tape,
then I repeated the final two steps until 6 rays had been attached to the sun.  In this way, I prepared to test how large the
solar system was by making a model of the sun with string rays.
31.    I prepared to make sure that I didn’t travel more than 25% away from the centre of
the lane.  I did this by verifying that the
safety margin was 25%.  First, I
calculated that the side of the lane was 2 metres wide.  Second, I calculated that half of the car’s width, which was 1 metre, would travel 1
metre towards the edge of the lane, from being 1 metre away from it if there
was a safety margin of 25% (1 metre out of the 4 metre-wide lane should be
travelled through, from the centre of the lane).  Third, I calculated that the edge of the car
would touch the edge of the lane in this case, which would be acceptable.  In this way, I prepared to make sure that I
didn’t travel more than 25% away from the
centre of the lane by verifying that the safety margin was 25%.
32.   I prepared to define a domain in an
area of study in terms of an alphabet.  I
did this by computing a property in terms of variables about these alphabet
letters.  First, I counted the first
letter, in other words, enumerator. 
Second, I prepared to count the second enumerator.  Third, I repeated this until all the
enumerators had been counted.  In this
way, I prepared to define a domain in an area of study in terms of an alphabet
by computing a property in terms of variables about these alphabet letters.
33.   I prepared to
become a breasoner.  I did this by
earning A grade in the respiratory practical. 
First, I read the assignment. 
Second, I read the book and conferred with a doctor.  Third, I answered the questions.  In this way, I prepared to become a breasoner
by earning A grade in the respiratory practical.
34.   I prepared to take care of pet
tadpoles.  I did this by filling the
tadpole tank with water.  First, I filled
the jug with water.  Second, I began
filling the tadpole tank with water. 
Third, I completed filling the tadpole tank with water.  In this way, I prepared to take care of pet
tadpoles by filling the tadpole tank with water.
35.  
I
prepared to teach my students all my works. 
I did this by continuously improving with new content.  First, I wrote and wrote an examination of
the first book.  Second, I prepared to
write and write an examination of the next book.  Third, I repeated this until I had written and
written an examination of each book.  In
this way, I prepared to teach my students all my works by continuously
improving with new content.
36.  
I
prepared to run my algorithm.  I did this
by stating that my algorithms were composed of algorithms.  First, I wrote what was interesting about the
aim of the algorithm.  Second, I wrote
the child predicates.  Third, I wrote the
parent predicates.  In this way, I
prepared to run my algorithm by stating that my algorithms were composed of
algorithms.
37.  
I
prepared to keep spirits up.  I did this
by deflecting blame from (keep compliments for) the prince.  First, I identified the blaming statement
(compliment).  Second, I decided to
deflect (keep) the blaming statement (compliment) from (for) the prince.  Third, I chose not to give (give) the blaming
statement (compliment) to the prince.  In
this way, I prepared to keep spirits up by deflecting blame from (keep
compliments for) the prince.
38.  
I
prepared to pass the individual’s meditation session.  I did this by liking breasonings by clicking
and counting mantra utterances.  First, I
liked the first fifty breasonings by clicking and counting the first mantra
utterance.  Second, I prepared to like
the next fifty breasonings by clicking and counting the next mantra
utterance.  Third, I repeated this until
I had liked each group of fifty breasonings by clicking and counting 80 mantra
utterances per day.  In this way, I
prepared to pass the individual’s meditation session by liking
breasonings by clicking and counting mantra utterances.
39.  
I
prepared to make a million dollars.  I
did this by repeating the Lucian mantra for twenty minutes twice per day.  First, I repeated the Lucian mantra for the
first minute.  Second, what I was
thinking was found out.  Third, I played
with tel-dy (sic).  In this way, I
prepared to make a million dollars by repeating the Lucian mantra for twenty
minutes twice per day.
40.  I prepared to switch off the screen
and avoid not having high quality of life. 
I did this by stating that the idea was turned off like electrons in the
spiritual maracas.  First, I prepared to
come in to shake the maracas on the beat. 
Second, I shook the maracas on the beat. 
Third, I finished shaking the maracas. 
I prepared to switch off the screen and avoid not having high quality of
life by stating that the idea was turned off like electrons in the spiritual
maracas.
41.  
I
prepared to laugh as yoga for preventing depression.  I did this by clicking not to be depressed.  First, I held the mouse.  Second, I clicked its button.  Third, I was not depressed.  In this way, I prepared to laugh as yoga for
preventing depression by clicking not to be depressed.
42.  
I
prepared to complete my PhD.  I did this
by verifying the statement in meditation (philosophy).  First, I wrote the statement.  Second, I verified it.  Third, I applied the philosophy to different philosophical
departments.  In this way, I prepared to
complete my PhD by verifying the statement in meditation (philosophy).
== Breasoning List ==
1.     postgraduate, cream, tongue, spoon,
base, icy pole.
2.    Course advisor, research, bowl,
milk, lip, wheat.
3.     rabbit, bicycle tyre, deer,
signpost, vector, waterfall.
4.    Paper, rhythm sticks, detour sign,
developer, testamur, flower.
5.    Heart, hand, lift, finger, shaker,
smiling face.
6.    Family, pencil shaving, red pencil,
sharpener, mini-bin, friend.
7.    Class, rubber ball, square, hoop,
checker board, rubber.
8.    Mortar, balloon, balloon’s neck, tap, helium, pestle.
9.     Helper, burger bun, finger nail,
bagel, screwdriver, tomato relish.
10.   Lucianic Meditator, religion, scriptures,
Abraham, speed sign, dial.
11.    Subject, bus, steering wheel, aisle,
footpath, deenrolment form.
12.   area of study book, brain, pie, pear
slice, apple slice, book end.
13.    Mind, human heart, mother, bear,
graph, sky.
14.   “thank you”, font, backing sheet, sticker, banner, text.
15.   Back, rock, sticks, kindling, cloth,
eraser.
16.   Husky, blue eye, wave, line, man,
song.
17.   Cup, water, tooth, dropper, swallow,
crushed garlic.
18.   ice cream, mold, waffle mixture, funnel,
chef’s hat, cone.
19.    Holly berry, apple, horizon, vertex,
ribbon, beehive.
20.  King, serotonin, strawberry
milkshake, straw, orange slice, cushion. 
21.   Prince, university, theatre studies,
prayer, roll, water stream.
22.   Pea, thought bubble, theatre,
planet, backdrop, calf.
23.   Papyrus, body, bed, kidney, arm,
ear.
24.   Professor, Pedagogy, works, list, cog,
independent school. 
25.  pop singer, famous person, lady, guitar,
microphone, cork.
26.   Bottle, mat, floor, wristwatch,
shoulder, pusher.
27.   Queen, red grape juice, plastic wine
glass, plastic table, claret, bangle. 
28.   Centre, meditation student, sector,
elf, money, local people.
29.   Exam, pendulum, handle, air, swing,
grandfather clock.
30.   solar system, sun, yellow ball,
small stand, tape, yellow wool.
31.    Lane, safety glasses, margin, trundle
wheel, car, road.
32.   domain, alphabet, property,
variable, letter, enumerator.
incomplete