Zanderman

Zanderman is a Narrator on OPRP. His skills are pretty terrible and he's known as an evil little mammal to most. He goes inactive at unpredictable intervals and most people are wary to rp with him due to this. He claims sls to grade and then never grades them. He offers narrations and then completely ruins the threads. He is also doomed to die a toaster-themed death in every single Kira game.
==Special Skills==
Inactivehameha!: A technique where Zander either joins a storyline or offers to grade it and then disappears from the site for several weeks.
Dunebuggy Transformation: Zander possesses the random skill to transform into a dunebuggy whenever he needs to ride off into the sunset.
==Weaknesses==
Zander has many weaknesses. It's been rumored that he is allergic to eggs and common sense. However, Zander's greatest weakness would most likely be his indominatable will to avoid posting on a regular schedule. Often when asked to do "Work" Zander will immediately be silenced from whatever argument he was in and disappear for several moments. This often works as a good method to "Shut him up", however he is slowly learning of this tactic and a new one may need to be employed soon.