Welcome To Flicky Island! (Dash and Smash)/Script

Robotic Narrator: “Flicky Island. The home of many Flickies. Cute birds that fly around many places in Mobius. So how about we take a look at Green Grove Zone, where the Rose family is having their road trip?”
Smash: “This is exactly like Green Hill. Probably inferior.”
Sonic: “Well, there’s a snowy place, so this is just a forest and not a tropical jungle.”
Flash: “Hey, Dad! Look!” she runs around the loop de loops of Green Grove Zone at lightning speed before hitting a wall of spikes
Amy: “FLASH!”
Dash: “Little sis!”
Bash: he points at the window with the wall of spikes
Amy: “DR. MARGARET ROBOTNIK?”
Sonic: “Dr. Milkwoman!”
Milkwoman: “I have captured a lot of Flickies. Try saving your little feathery friends, fiend!”
Sonic: “We won’t be crying over spoiled milk any time soon.” he homing attacks Milkwoman
Milkwoman: “The worst your attacks can do to my machine are splinters, Sonic. Well, splinters in the machine. And because it has no mind, as it is controlled by me…”
Smash: “Not that an AI would feel anything either anyway,”
Milkwoman: “Splinters are ineffective. I made them very layered so that none of your spiny splinters can reach any important part of this machine.”
Amy: “Enough force can flip your machine over. Wait, Sonic, why couldn't you just do Cyloop?”
Sonic: “Oh, right.” he homing attacks and Quick Cyloops around the machine, flipping it upside down
Amy: “Oh, and it may be one of the more difficult machines to destroy, but you know what can destroy it?”
Sonic: “Force. Is that why your Serve is effective? Yes, it is.” he Homing Attacks Amy
Amy: she hits Sonic as hard as she could and at the right time, sending him towards Milkwoman’s first machine
The machine was destroyed
Sonic: “Oh, yeah! This is happening!”
Smash: “Force equals mass times acceleration. That was able to destroy the machine, because not only did Mom give Dad an acceleration boost, but to be honest, Dad has a lot of mass.”
Sonic: “Hey!”
Smash: “You eat Chili Dogs a lot, after all.”
Sonic: “I am seen running around often.”
Smash: “Anyways, me saying you have a decent amount of mass is a good thing. As you of course are speedy, and as a middle aged adult, you’d have a decent amount of mass. Force is mass times acceleration, and Mom gave you an acceleration boost by hitting you with her hard-hitting and heavy hammer. So your mass times the acceleration you got from Amy’s hammer is equal to having enough force to destroy the machine.”
Amy: “Exactly! That’s why I love this move.”
Smash: “Then next time, use it on Big the Cat. You can lift him, and your hammer can hit him as if he is as heavy as a baseball. Or a tennis ball. How about a golf ball?”
Amy: “That’s an overestimation.”
Smash: “Nah, you’re that strong. So is your hammer.”
Amy: “Yeah, but your statement about me hitting Big as if he is as heavy as a golf ball is only true when I’m like very angry.”
Smash: gulp “Please don’t talk about that!”
Sonic: “So the Flickies from each place in this area were captured, eh?”
Amy: “Milkwoman, why are you so evil?”
Milkwoman: “Because I had a crush on Eggman.”
Amy: “Why?”
Milkwoman: “Because he was so cool! Being a supervillain in general seemed so cool to me! You get cool gadgets, you get access to a base that is super secure and super luxurious, and you get to fight if you want to have some fun!”
Amy: “Milkwoman, being a villain is not cool. Do you really want to hurt people? Do you really want to commit crimes that could send you to prison?”
Milkwoman: “How about I send the police to their doom?”
Amy: gasp “That’s horrible!”
Smash: “What are you doing, Mom?”
Amy: “There must be something that happened to Milkwoman that made her as evil as she is now. I want to see the good in her!”
Smash: “But we need to save the other Flickies.”
Crash: “Smash is right, Mom! We need to save those birdies! And get one in a Par 2 hole!”
Amy: "Well, after we rescue the Flickies, we could try seeing why exactly Milkwoman decided to become evil." 
Crash: "Got it." 
Rusty Ruins 
Dash: he homing attacks the Badniks 
Flash: she Cyloops around multiple Badniks 
Amy: she steps onto a fan and performs the Whirl Attack, destroying many pillars 
Smash: she uses her hammer to send the iron balls at many Badniks 
Bash: he shoots fireballs at Badniks using his hammer 
Crash: he wraps Dr. Milkwoman's flying machine in vines 
Milkwoman: she gets her machine to extend its blades and spin around to break free of the vines 
Crash: he makes a tree grow "Skye was a genius for letting me have this power." 
Milkwoman: she shot fire at the tree 
Crash: "Darn it." 
Milkwoman: "You're useless against me!" 
Dash: he did a big Cyloop and created a Tornado, sending Milkwoman away 
Milkwoman: "I should've used a stationary-" 
Smash: "You know that's an even worse idea?" 
Milkwoman: "Shut up, Ms. Smarty Pants." 
Smash: "No." 
The Flickies the Roses saved fly them to Spring Stadium 
Spring Stadium 
Dash: "Why can't anyone else come along?" 
Smash: "I don't know. Maybe they're too busy. And the Prowers are trying to save Chao Island." 
Flash: "But where is Goldie?" 
Goldie: "This place is awesome! Wanna have some fun?" 
Crash: "Who are we? The super serious team?" 
Bash: he shakes his head 
Amy: "But we have to save the Flickies! It is my job to save them!" 
The Flickies help destroy the robots 
Dash: "Well, Mom, they are doing the job." 
Amy: "The more the merrier, though." 
Smash: "Mom is right." 
Goldie: she freezes a lot of Badniks and throws them at others, freeing many Flickies 
Sonic: "This is getting boring." 
Amy: she throws multiple hammers at the Badniks, freeing so many Flickies 
Dash: "I would use hammers, but all they can do aside from the normal smashing is release air." 
Flash: she gets out a hammer and uses it to zap many Badniks, freeing all of the Flickies in the area 
Milkwoman: "Who are you? Thor?" 
Flash: "Female version. Also I'm faster." 
Sonic: he bounces on the many springs in the area and avoids the spikes that kept popping up, making a Cyloop around the entire area 
Milkwoman's machine was sent to Diamond Dust 
Amy: "To Diamond Dust!" 
Diamond Dust 
Goldie: "I get Milkwoman, you all save the Flickies." she goes through the stage without any trouble due to her ice powers and uses Blue Cube on Milkwoman, freezing her machine and making it into a cube "Gotcha! Now it's time to cause a big boom to save the Flickies. They can apparently survive explosions, after all." she throws Milkwoman's machine in Cube Form at a big area containing Badniks, freeing many of the Flickies 
Sonic: "We're done! I told you this is getting boring now. Every mission here is too easy to the point of me not feeling like saving the day anymore." he laughs "Just kidding. Well, actually, I'm not, but me making jokes about how boring this is getting is fun and gives me encouragement to keep going on." 
Amy: "SONIC!" 
Sonic: "What?" 
Amy: "You should still help people regardless! It doesn't matter if this is so easy and long!" 
Sonic: "Well, I would like to help the helpless people and animals, though." 
Amy: "Ugh! You can be a pain sometimes, you know?" 
Volcano Valley 
The Badniks run away from Pyro 
Smash charged a hammer slam and destroyed the Badniks except a Scorpy 
Pyro: she gets the Scorpy "A little sport before dying, dear boy?" she gets out a ball and her tennis racket, throws the Scorpy and sends it over the lava and hits the ball, sending it towards him 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy 
Scorpy: he sends the ball back at Pyro using his tail, but it got ripped off of him 
Pyro: she hits the ball back at Scorpy, severely damaging it and holding it by the tail "Now you will learn why nobody checks out of the Volcano Valley when I'm around." she laughs maniacally while she slowly moves the fireball at Scorpy 
Amy: "Robots have no feelings." 
Pyro: she throws the fireball at Scorpy "Oh, right! Well, we saved the last of the Flickies here." 
A mini-volcano machine appears 
Milkwoman: "You have pressed my buttons for the last time!" 
Amy: "And you have pressed mine too." 
Milkwoman: her machine shoots molten rocks everywhere 
Pyro: she repeatedly damages the machine by fire dashing into it 
Bash: he spindashes at it multiple times 
Milkwoman: "Oh, right. You have fire powers, so you're immune." 
The machine explodes, sending Milkwoman to Gene Gadget 
Pyro: "Meow!" 
Gene Gadget 
Milkwoman: she gets in her big battle mech 
Sonic: he Cyloops around it 
Milkwoman: she got sent to the ceiling 
Amy: "Hey, look over there!" she points to the ceiling 
Milkwoman: "What is it?" 
A 3000 ton weight falls on the mech and destroys it 
Dash: "I didn't know you can just do that, Mom!" 
Amy: "I was able to do that even when I was a kid." 
Bash: he burns the machine using his hammer 
Milkwoman: she was about to charge a laser attack 
Sonic: "It's surprising how incompetent you are." he homing attacks the mech multiple times 
Amy: "Shouldn't we be focusing on the Flickies? And why am I-" 
Smash: "I told you to focus on only that, because Iron is doing his job saving the Flickies." 
Iron: he destroys Badniks with his telekinesis 
Panic Puppet 
Gloria: "Hey, Goldie!" 
Goldie: "Mom! Where's Uncle Tony?" 
Tony: "Here. Ready, sis?" 
Gloria: "Ready." 
Tony: "We save the Flickies, you destroy Milkwoman's final machine." 
Sonic: he goes to the area where the final machine is in 
Amy: "After you, Sonic!" she gets transported to Milkwoman's final machine 
Milkwoman: "You pests!" 
Pyro: she shoots fireballs at the machine multiple times 
Milkwoman: "Well, this stinks. Except it won't, because..." she pushes the button and sends everyone to a virtual world 
Final Fight 
Milkwoman: "Welcome to my Final Weapon!" she pushes the buttons multiple times, shooting homing fireballs, lasers, and having the hands try crushing the team 
Amy: she tries breaking the Final Weapon open by doing the Serve with Sonic again 
The Final Weapon was not destroyed 
Milkwoman: "I was incompetent. But little did you know that that was the point. This is the final weapon, and nothing can stop me! I can take over the world! I can take over the galaxy! I have ruined the lives of many Mobians!" 
Amy: "But why?" 
Milkwoman: "Like I told you, Eggman was my idol! I loved him so much!" 
Amy: "But why did you love him so much?" 
Gloria: she used Violet Void and destroyed the entire machine 
Milkwoman: "NOOOOOOO! HOW DID YOU- YOU KNOW WHAT? I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!" 
Amy: "I know why you hate us even more. We foiled your plan to roboticize all of the Flickies in this island." 
Milkwoman: "Exactly!" 
Amy: "Why did you look up to Eggman?" 
Milkwoman: "His inventions were the only things I was interested in as an adult. My life became so monotonous, and nothing interested me until Eggman attacked Mobius. I thought his machines were cool, and I thought his presentation was cool! Everything about him was cool! His outfit was cool! His inventions and innovations were cool! His presentation was cool! His robots were cool! He may be evil, but I loved him so much that I decided to follow in his footsteps, help him conquer the world, and get married with him and give birth to a child named Eggette. As a kid, I was picked on by everyone due to being only good at my academics and nothing else. I was weird, and everyone made fun of me because of that. As a teen, that still continued. As an adult, it finally stopped, but what I got was a boring life where all I did was sell Woobles as my only way of making money. I wasn't even allowed to play with one of them." 
Crash: "What should we do with her, Mom?" 
Amy: "How about we make her become Tails' new assistant instead? He has all of the good qualities of-" 
Milkwoman: "But I can't marry him! That's bestiality." 
Amy: "Then how about you just become his assistant instead? You don't need to break up with Eggman, but just don't participate in his schemes. Okay?" 
Milkwoman: "What does Tails have that Eggman doesn't?" 
Amy: "A big heart and two tails that let him fly. Plus two armies, a robot army and an army of organic Mobians." 
Milkwoman: "Well, it's worth giving him a try." 
Prower Incorporated 
Milkwoman: "Hi, Tails!" 
Tails: "Milkwoman? Are you up to something?" 
Milkwoman: "Well, yes. That something is joining you." 
Tails: "How about no. At least for 1 week. You'll have to wait before-" 
Amy: "Tails, Milkwoman had a tragic past. The reason she became Eggman's wife is because she thought he was cool and that if she had his machines, her life would be better. She loved her then-new life after she became Eggman's right hand, having access to many sorts of weapons and machines. So, Tails, please accept her as your new assistant. That's how she may change for the better." 
Tails: "Hmm..." 
Milkwoman: she was sweating 
Tails: "OK." 
Milkwoman: "Thanks, Tails!" 
Amy: "Yeah, thank you so much, Tails. Maybe she will make your army better than ever! And be the voice of reason just like Smash is to her family, including even me and Sonic." 
1 Week Later... 
Milkwoman: "Tails! My husband is invading Chao Island!" 
Tails: "Why don't you just break up with Eggman?" 
Milkwoman: "I still care about him." 
Tails: "Time to save Chao Island!" 
Cream: "Hey, Tails! May I help you?" 
Tails: "Sure thing!" 
Cream: "Thanks, Tails! After all, the Chao are my best friends." 
Skye: "Mom, I and my sisters are gonna help you too." 
Cake: "This is to make up for the worst thing we have done in our life, breaking Infinite out of prison." 
Candy: "I hope you forgive us!" 
Cookie: "Please forgive us!" 
Cream: "Sure thing. And maybe you can be trusted more if you help us save Chao Island, because you seem enthusiastic about doing so!" 
Prower Siblings: "We sure want to help!" 
Cream: "That's great! Let's save the Chao from Eggman." 
Tails: "We can't be defeated, as long as the family sticks together with the Prower Incorporated Army!" 
The army members cheer for Tails and Cream 
Cream: "I'm still iffy about attacking him directly, though." 
The End! Well, at least for the Flicky Island rescue part. 
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