Lil DeVille Hates Spinach

One fine evening, Bruce Wayne, Marilyn Monroe, Phil and Lil DeVille were having dinner at a fancy restaurant.
The waiter placed their meals in front of them - steak with rum sauce, broccoli, and mashed potatoes for Bruce, escarole bean soup for Marilyn, grilled chicken for Phil, and a spinach salad for Lil. "Mmmmm!" Bruce said, looks good!"
Lil was ready to dig into her supper. But before she could, she picked out a few things she did not like. "Cucumbers, yucky. Mushrooms, yucky. Onions, yucky. And smelly." she muttered. Then she took out a raw green spinach leaf from her salad. "Hey, this isn't lettuce!" she yelled, "What kind of a salad is it?"
"Uh-oh, she's gonna pop!" Phil said, looking worried.
"This is spinach!" Lil said.
As the waiter was refilling Lil's glass, he looked at her. "Is something the matter?" he asked.
"This is spinach." Lil said. Then she shouted, "And I! HATE! SPINACH!!!!!"
And on "spinach", Lil threw her fist on the plate, causing the salad bowl to fly off her plate and land right on the waiter's head! Everyone stared at the whole Wayne family in shock. The waiter was humiliated and very angry to have salad on his head.
"Uh-oh." Lil gulped.
"That's it!" the waiter said angrily, "I quit!" And he stormed off. Marilyn and Phil felt embarrassed. But Bruce was very, very angry at Lil.
"I'm so embarrassed!" Marilyn said to herself.
"Lillian Marie Jill DeVille Wayne!" Bruce scolded through gritted teeth. Lil hung her head in guilt.
Later on, the Wayne family drove back home. Bruce was still angry. Brenna Wayne, Kate and Kathy Kane were babysitting Barbara and her brothers, Terry McGinnis, Dick Grayson, and Damian Wayne.
"Back so soon?" Brenna asked.
"Did you have a good time?" Kate asked.
"How did it turn out?" asked Kathy.
Phil began telling the heroines what had happened. "Lil punched her salad, and it exploded!" Bruce and Marilyn glared at their son as he finished the story. "All over the waiter, and everyone was staring at us."
"They were not," Lil yelled. She took off her sweater and folded her arms, pouting. "Everyone's making this into such a big deal!"
"No more restaurants for you, young lady," Bruce told Lil. "Until you can behave and learn to eat what's placed in front of you. Now go to your room!"
Lil became very angry. She glared angrily at Bruce and told him, "You're as evil as Coco LaBouche!" She then went to her room in tears.
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Category:X Hates Spinach
Category:Being Punished
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Category:Go To Your Room