Fat Travel

Fat Travel is the alternative to walking. They call it Fat Travel because fat people use it all the time. They use it so much, they break the backs of the beetles operating the Gagways. Gagways, Tramps, and the Dreamgays are the 3 main ways to Fat Travel throughout Hollownecks.
== Gagways ==
Gagways are subways but with no subs. Instead, it's filled with a bunch of stag beetles with gag reflexes. The Gagways also smell like Walter White's Farts, even though he never goes in the Gagways. No one uses this service anymore because the beetles ditched their jobs to play Hollow Day: Dickdong, and they starved to death waiting for it, except one. The remaining one is taking The NIght places because he's way better than Horny ever will.
== Tramps ==
Created by the White Lady, the Tramps were meant to replace the Gagways, walking, and even Farting. That didn't work well because the bugs of Hollownecks protested it by throwing poop at the Tramps, and eventually threw Land Rover Defender at them. He bounced off of the Tramp and hit the White Lady in the face, leaving a shit stain on her sweater. She kinda liked that actually, so much that she grew into a fucking tree. The Tan King got mad at his wife and fucked a random spider out of spite, causing that......MONSTER, Horny to exist.
== The Dreamgays ==
Can only be spawned by using The Radiance's Old Penis and after obtaining 69 sperm cells. You just start stabbing the air and you make this one area show up. Use it again and you can use the Homoportal to travel to the Dreamgay spot.
WARNING: Doing this too much will make you gay, or have an unhealthy attraction to Horny.
== Trivia ==
* Tramps were a ripoff of a transportation method here on Earth........Boats.
* Zoteboats were supposed to be a Fat Travel method, but Zote lost 1 pound before Hollow NIght's release.
* Zoteboats may be in Dickdong.
* Zote now weighs 1 ton because of overeating in order to never miss out on Fat Travel again.
* Dreamstraights are impossible to use, because Ari loves gay people.
* Farting could theoretically be used to Fat Travel, but due to the fact it makes weight leave the body, Walter White and other scientists declared it not Fat Travel.
* Yo Mama So Fat she used Fat Travel and FREAKING DIED!!!!!! Get it? Because she thought it was XBOX LIVE!!!!!