Cooler The upgrater

"Yo" -Cooler The_upgrater
== The thing ==
Cooler The_upgrater is a certified coolman born in CoolLand, being the arch nemesis and rumord brother of The_upgrater means that normally he appears whenever The_upgrater appears, usually starting a fight that goes like "Who are you?" "I'm You But Cooler"
== Lore ==
=== Rivalry With The_upgrater ===
Originally, The_upgrater was just another D-Class with a girlfriend who exists at the same time she doesent and may be in a dimension with an unstobable demon, y'know, normal stuff, until Cooler The_upgrater randomly appeared one day and the average convo they had happend for the very first time, which after that Cooler The_upgrater was shot in the head by a bored MTF soldier
Since he was presumed dead, his body was dragged to the body incinerator, but just before he his body was tossed there, he just stood up and walked away like nothing ever happend, which proved he was immortal, unlike the normal The_Upgrater, who can die(assumely)
=== The great cabbage war ===
Shortly after Cooler The_Upgrater escaped death in 2 ways, he knew that he had to do something to prove to The_Upgrater that he was better then him, he knew that he needed to go to war with The_Upgrater, but none in a way that either of them could die cause you cant be better then someone else if they are dead(except Lincon, fuck you, im better -the page editor) so he decided to do the best kind of war, a eating competition
At march 2th, The_Upgrater and Cooler The_Upgrater would start their competition on a random chosen food by a random 05, which happend to be O5-4 ~ "Arachnid", he decided that the competition would be who can eat the most cabbages cause they have to many just lying around
The count for them to begin started, and in 3, 2, 1, they started eating cabbages like it was nothing massive amounts of cabbage were eaten they almost ran out of it due to how much they ate, also this was being held in the Site-69 cafeteria for everyone to watch this fucking awesome event, even The Upweeder was there, and he is supposed to be with the Weed Force, but that doesent matter as both The_Upgrater and Cooler The_Upgrater were just raw dawggin on those cabbages like damn the cabbage guy from avatar prob couldnt even sell as much cabbages compared to how many were being eaten
But at the end, Cooler The_Upgrater ended up eating 528 cabbages,while The_Upgrater only ate 524 cabbages, which prooved that Cooler The_Upgrater is better then The_Upgrater, even tho there are rumores led by people like O5-8 ~ "The Cooler Yath" and The Landlord(who is just kinda chilling in the foundation from time to time) that there are plans for a full on tournament in which they have to do a lot of shit to prove who is the better The_Upgrater
Category:Supporting Character
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