The Trash Can/Transcript

* (We open up with an interior view of Coneboy's house. Inside, there is a television set settled in front of a large window and on the floor, there is a mat with street patterns on it. On the walls, there is a blue cactus with a face on it and is planted in a traffic cone-styled pot and a stop sign-shaped calendar. Then, Coneboy Golliday pops up from the lower right of the screen and looks at his entire room.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Okay, my room is nice and clean right now!
* Avery Darling: (to Coneboy) Looking good!
* Spottie Leonard: (to Coneboy) Have you checked the closet?
* Coneboy Golliday: Oh yeah! I forgot to clean my closet!
* (We cut to the other part of the room where it has some frames and stuffed animals settled throughout, along with a closet door that has Coneboy's color scheme and a silver door knob. Coneboy walks in from the left of the screen and opens the closet door, only for a pile of computer files to fall on top of him, burying him.)
* Spottie Leonard: I knew it.
* Coneboy Golliday: (finds his way out of the pile) I really need to get rid of these empty files!
* Avery Darling: (to Coneboy) Why do you have them anyway?
* Coneboy Golliday: I don't know. I thought I was going to use them, but there's that: I didn't.
* (The trio hears someone knocking on the door. We cut to Spottie Leonard running to the door.)
* Spottie Leonard: I'll answer whoever's at the door!
* Avery Darling: I got it!
* Coneboy Golliday: I should even want to answer the door! This is my house!
* (As the trio get closer to the door, it eventually opens and reveals to be Eggy standing outside of Coneboy's house.)
* Spottie Leonard: (to Eggy) Oh, hi Eggy!
* Coneboy Golliday: (to Eggy) What brings you here to my house?
* (Cut to Eggy, who looks on at the trio for a second and then, points to the left. Cut to Avery.)
* Avery Darling: I think Eggy's trying to tell us something.
* (Cut back to Eggy, who is still pointing his finger to the left and blinks. We cut to outside of CRiTOPiA's Industrial District where there is a large hole in the center and up top, there is a flashing sign that reads "TRASH", indicating that the hole would be used for throwing trash away. Cut back to the trio, all of who are looking on in shock.)
* Avery Darling: There's a giant trash can in the Industrial District!?
* Coneboy Golliday: How I never noticed that until now?
* Spottie Leonard: I think we should throw those junk files in that trash can! Mind leading us the way, Eggy?
* (Cut to Eggy who nods 'yes' and wags his tail in delight. Cut to Coneboy Golliday.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Looks like I gotta round up those junk files!
* (Cut to the pile of junk files, still lying in their original location. One of them falls out. Then, multiple teal and turquoise squares fill up the screen and fall down, transitioning to outside of the Industrial District. Here, a piece of a computer file is seen lying on the ground. Then, it gets sucked up by a white and black vaccuum cleaner, which turns out to be Chum Buckebin cleaning up.)
* Chum Buckebin: I hate this job, but someone's gonna do- (something interrupts him as he looks in shock, finding out that the main trio and Eggy, who are now taking out the files in a little red wagon pulled by Coneboy.) it. Hey, what brings you kids here? This is a very dangerous place you know.
* Coneboy Golliday: I got files to throw in that giant trash can.
* Chum Buckebin: Woah, woah, woah, be careful, kids! Anything that falls into that trash can never, ever, ever returns! It's basically like a black hole.
* Avery Darling: Gotcha.
* Spottie Leonard: Let's proceed.
* (The trio and Eggy continue towards the trash can and throw away the files Coneboy doesn't need. Cut back to Chum.)
* Chum Buckebin: (shrugs) I guess I should bring some help just in case! (Looks again in shock to see Big G, who comes in out from nowhere to help the main CRiTORA.)
* Big G Miner: Hey, I'm here to help!
* Chum Buckebin: (to Big G) I mean way more help than that, friend.
* (Cut to the trash can hole and the main CRiTORA looking on.)
* Coneboy Golliday: So...
* (Eggy pulls out a piece of a junk file from offscreen, walks over to the trash can and then, throws it into the hole. Cut to Avery and Spottie who look on at Eggy's way of throwing trash.)
* Spottie Leonard: Basically, it's like how you would throw away normal trash.
* Avery Darling: Let's begin it!
* (We cut to a moving background with red, blue and cream rectangular shapes. Coneboy comes in from the right of the screen, holding one of the junk files. He throws one into the trash can. One more comes in and gets thrown away as well. Cut to another moving background, this time in yellow, red and tan. Eggy comes in from the left of the screen and throws a junk file right into the same trash can. Cut to Spottie and Coneboy standing in the same first background, with some junk files flying offscreen from the left.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Wow! This is really fun!
* Spottie Leonard: Yeah, we gotta be careful, though.
* (Cut to a time card that reads "Many junk files later..." in black text settled in a blue, white and cyan gradient background for a few seconds. Then, we cut to Avery Darling accomplishing her goal in excitement.)
* Avery Darling: Alrighty! One more junk file left! Who wants to throw it away?
* (Eggy runs in with the last piece of the junk file. While he does so, he stubs his foot on a tiny dark grey rock that reads "CPR" on it, causing him to fall into the hole with the file still in his hands. Cut to the main CRiTORA watching in shock.)
* Coneboy Golliday: Aah!
* Spottie Leonard: Eggy!
* Coneboy Golliday: What are we going to do!?
* Avery Darling: This sounds crazy, but we need to jump in and save Eggy!
* Spottie Leonard: Avery, are you crazy? Chum said we'll never return!
* Coneboy Golliday: We need to save him!
* (Cut to the trash can hole. The main CRiTORA manage to jump in one by one. We cut to a dark endless hole path with Eggy falling in, followed by the main CRiTORA, all of who are also falling in.)
* Coneboy Golliday: This all is sure deep!
* Avery Darling: It's not the time to joke around, Coneboy!
* (Cut to Eggy, who is now holding on to a turquoise pipe. He loses his grip on it and continues to fall. Eventually, Spottie and the rest of the main CRiTORA grab onto his junk file he was going to throw away.)
* Spottie Leonard: I got you, Eggy!
* Avery Darling: Spottie, I don't think we're ever going to return back to CRiTOPiA!
* Coneboy Golliday: Oh, I can't hold much longer!
* (Cut to Coneboy's arm dangling from the same pipe Eggy was holding on to earlier. Like Eggy, he loses his grip and they all continue to fall until someone catches them.)
* Spottie Leonard: Huh?
* (We cut to Chum Buckebin, who managed to get inside the path of the trash can.)
* Chum Buckebin: I'm not the only one here to save you!
* (We cut and zoom out to reveal Watson Creek, Choon Beta, Winona Spellzone, Anna Fresh, Skrill Drop and several more CRiTORA holding on.)
* Spottie Leonard, Coneboy Golliday and Avery Darling: Everyone?
* Chum Buckebin: Yep! Big G, time to get us all out!
* (Cut to Big G standing outside of the trash can while holding more CRiTORA.)
* Big G Miner: Got all of you covered!
* (Cut to Spottie and Eggy still holding onto each other as they get pulled out of the trash can.)
* Spottie Leonard: Eggy, why do you still have that junk file? (Everyone gets successfully pulled out then all of a sudden, an error message settled in a blue background appears and fills up the entire screen. Here, the error message, from top to bottom, reads "A problem has been detected and CRiTOPiA has shut down to prevent further damage. CRiTORA OVERLOAD. Error description: Too many entities in one place. Interaction overflow and CPU heating. Technical information: (***STOP: 0x00000000, 0x00000000)" The episode ends.) This sure has been a funny day.
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