Jellyfish Fields (Life Of A Sponge Transcript)

== SpongeBob And Patrick Go Jellyfishing ==
(SpongeBob and Patrick are walking to Jellyfish Fields with their nets)
SpongeBob: I love Jellyfishing! It's so fun to enjoy nature and have lots of fun as well.
Patrick: Uhhhhh......Me too!
(They walk through the entrance)
SpongeBob: Right let's see.....(He uses binoculars to find some Jellyfish) Aha theirs one!. After it!!
(They run to grab it but bump into each other)
Patrick: Ohhhh it went away!
SpongeBob: It's there!
(They run to grab it but they slip and fall over)
Patrick: I see it SpongeBob. Over there! (He points to a round object) look!.
SpongeBob: Well after it then!! (SpongeBob uses the net to catch it) Aha!! I finally did it!!. I got one Patrick!!!
Sandy: What in Tarnation!?
SpongeBob: It talks!!!!!. Patrick were the first ones to discover a talking Jellyfish!!!!!
Sandy: Jellyfish!!!!????. You dimwits its me Sandy!!!
SpongeBob: Since when do Jellyfish come from............Oh dear i am so sorry . Patrick time to bail.....
Patrick: Right!
(They run as far as they can)
== Sandy Defeats The Bull Worm. ==
(Sandy is walking in Jellyfish Fields and spots a cave)
Sandy: Hmm i wonder if there is any rocks here?. (She walks inside the cave) Hmm looks weird. She touches a rock which is actually a mouth of a Bull Worm) Eww slimy rocks!.
Worm: ROAR!!!!!!!
Sandy: Oh tater sauce.............. (She runs out screaming loudly. The worm chases her as she runs. She runs past a guy who appears to be watching the incident. The worm comes past and eats his clothes except for his undies. The guy blushes and covers his privates. Sandy is still running and screaming)
Worm: *Dog Bark*
(Sandy runs past Patrick)
Patrick: Hi Sandy!
Sandy: Bye Patrick!
(The worm comes past and rips some on Patrick's skin off to show his veins)
Patrick: Hurray!
(Sandy is still running screaming. She stops because she has an idea)
Sandy: Aha!. (She places a left detour sign in front of her. The worm falls for it and turns left. The worm see's the cliff and tries to stop but can't and falls over the cliff) YES!!!!!!!!!. WOOHOOO!!!!!!!! (The guy we saw earlier taps her on the shoulder) What?.
Guy: The bill for my clothes.......
Sandy: You should be giving this to the worm not me!!!
Guy: I know but he wasn't the bird-brain who went inside in the first place!!
Sandy: Wow......he actually called me dumb.......
== Patrick Helps A Sick Clam ==
(Patrick is walking with his Jellyfishing Net. He hears a cough and a splutter so he drops his net and rushes to the scene. It shows a clam choking)
Patrick; Oh No!!!!! I'm out of mustard!. (The clam chokes louder) Oh dear you don't look so good. I know....the heimlich maneuver!. (Patrick stand behind the clam and squeezes it's body. People come past to start and take pictures) Ok new plan....... I know! (He grabs a mallet) Perfect!
Clam: Ahhhh!!!! 
(The clam runs off)
Patrick: Hmm what comes after A?...............I know!. C!. Time for Plan C!. Don't you worry now i will fix this!
(He grabs some shock pads that are used to bring people back from the dead by a Electric Shock)
Clam: Put a sock in it tubby! 
Patrick: Good idea!. (He put's 2 socks inside the shock pads) You ready?
Clam: *Sigh* Listen to me. I am NOT choking!. I.....Am.......Pregnant!.
Patrick: Pregnant?
Clam: Yes Pregnant!
Patrick: Oh sure i understand now.
(He runs off screaming)
== Squidward Get's Stung By The King Jellyfish ==
(Squidward is hiding in a bush Jellyfish Fields wearing binoculars looking at a Jellyfish with a wallet)
Squidward: Come on you little pest hurry up!. I want my wallet back!. (The Jellyfish stands still) Come on! (The Jellyfish moves) Right i must be quiet when i do this.......... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He grabs his net and attempts to catch the Jellyfish but falls over and get's himself caught in the net) Ugh!
Jellyfish: Hahahahaha!!
Squidward: (Is mad) You douche I'm gonna kill you no matter what!! (Squidward runs with the net and catches it) Yes!!!!!!!!!!
(Squidward throws the net away. It hit's SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: Huh? (The Jellyfish comes out of the net) Oh my god.............. 
(He runs off screaming while the Jellyfish sting him)
Squidward: Ha! Score!
SpongeBob: (While fading into sunset) Please don't sting me!. I can't cover the cost of medical insurance!
(Squidward begins to laugh)
Squidward: What a looser!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! (The King Jellyfish comes over) Hahahaha.......haa........haa...........ah...........AHHH...............AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (He attempts to run but the King Jellyfish catches him. Scene fades to Squidward on a BBQ roller on top of a fire) Oww!!. Easy there! I don't come cheap you know! (The King Jellyfish snarls at him) Ok! Ok! Don't forget the mustard.......
King Jellyfish: Hahahahahahaha!!
Squidward: *Sigh*
== Plankton Hides From The Police ==
(The police search through the bushes with a torch)
Officer 1: Come on he's got to be here somewhere!. Surely he can't be farther than this can he?
Officer 2: Trust me. The GPS never lies (He shows him the GPS direction)
Officer 1: You mean the GPS does lie!. I know your inventions like i know what monkey looks like.
Officer 2: Well the GPS is gonna tape your lips together if you don't shut up. You really do have no faith in me do you!
(Camera zooms inside the bush while the officers are talking)
Plankton: Hmm it seems to be working. I haven't been noticed or even been searched. (He hears a buzzing noise) Hmm what is buzzing noise? (He listens to his belly) I just had lunch 2 hours ago so it can't be that.
(Scene cuts to outside)
Officer 1: We have looked everywhere!. He's not here. Let's go home!
Officer 2: Your staying here or else my friend will replace you. We will look for him if it's the last thing i do!
Officer 1: This is the last thing your gonna do!. I'm off and that's final!
Officer 2: (On phone pretending) Hello mike?. Yes i have a spare.....
Officer 1: (Interrupting) I'm sorry i will listen to you!
(Scene cuts to inside the bush while the officers are talking)
Plankton: Ha! They are gonna leave!. Yes it's working! (A buzzing noise is heard again. Plankton looks up to find a Jellyfish) Uh oh. Mommy!! (He runs out of the bush and into the sunset while the Jellyfish chases him)
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