Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes

Principal Skinner vs Principal Goodvibes is the 5th instalment of Rap Battle! ZodiacKiaran. It features PrincipalSkinner of Springfield Elementary School rapping against Principal Goodvibes of Endsville Principal Goodvibes, and are later joined by Principal Strickland, Vice Principal Vernon, and Dean Pelton in a principal battle royale. The audio was released on June 9th, 2020 with a video set to release by the end of 2020. 
== Cast ==
ZodiacKiaran as Principal Goodvibes
Mancha as Principal Skinner
Adam as Principal Strickland
Titanium1208 as Richard Vernon
Jacob Rozay as Dean Pelton
== Lyrics ==
===Principal Goobvibes===
You’ve entered Endsville, dawg, bars so hot they’ll burn your steamed hams
People stopped watching your sitcom, so you’ll never see more fans
You’ve got no honour being principal, you’re pathetic Tamzarian, 
So carry on 30 more seasons, with no chance of y’all varyin’
Run back to Vietnam, cause Goodrhymes is gonna beat ya 
Take a seat, yeah? Settle down, unlike your engagement to Edna (Ooh)
You hearin’ me Seymour? Don’t get me more pissed than that Mandy
Or I’ll leave ya with more nightmares than your time spent in the army
How are ya still employed, with constant pranks from that el Barto, yo
I’m spitting fire, so you better go purchase some H20 
This principal’s rocking the mic, with more control than yo’ mama
She’s so stupid that she actually came to raise this imposter 
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=== Principal Skinner: ===
Oh, Guzvibes, I think I’ve heard enough of your assumptions 
Go near me and I’ll give you an unforgettable punchin’
My lines are hard and meaty, that’s what I call HAM burgers
This krusty principal's about to meet his most Grim Adventure
I’ll make you feast on your words, that’s the luncheon I’m serving
Yeah I’ve seen Mandy smiling, but your bean head’s more unnerving 
Your show’s completely slept on, like the back seat of your car
Pathetic, for a ‘gangsta rapper’ this show off’s got no bars
What you’re spitting’s got NO good vibes when you’re up against the GOAT
Call me Grandmama, for me it’s a breeze to ruin your roasts 
Here’s a lesson in rap, and no, not like the one you’re teaching
You’ll be more boring and uncool when I give you a Goodbeating
Oh ye gods! What’s on your head? Well it won’t disguise my cooking
You’re UNdelightfully devilish, and your yo mama jokes, they’re sucking
With a man like you in charge, no wonder Billy’s scared of clowns
I’ve made you Goodpoop your pants, yet that suit couldn’t look more brown.
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=== Principal Strickland: ===
All I see here …… are two SLACKERS
You’re slackers on the beat, like that SLACKER McFly
The better principled principal spits more strict landing rhymes  
Your way of running schools is questionable, that much is true
But first I’ll get to Seymour and his rancid blue suit
I’ve seen better generals in Tannen’s alternate Hill Valley army
You're just a beta stuck on your mommy whose words cannot harm me
With the end of my shotgun I’ll leave Tamzarian buried 
Enough to leave your own mother and superintendent merry 
Bad vibes, I don’t even know where to start with you, 
Your shit coloured suit almost matches Biff Tannen’s crew 
You want to make your students happy, sure, call them delinquents!
Maybe Bart should attend your school, cause you too should get bent 
Your steamed hams don’t please me, mom jokes can’t defeat me
Bald headed, hard as nails, make all of Hill Valley fear me
No principal can match the might of me, Stanford Strickland
No matter what timeline you’re in, I’ll leave you slackers in the deep end
===Principal Vernon===
Now don’t you forget about me, Mr. Prickland
‘Bout as authoritarian as ‘Tamzarian’ against the real strict man
Welcome to rap battle detention, I’m the boss around here
About to break this club of principals fast like all of your careers
Looking at this group, I can say you’re all basket cases
‘See More Ass’ show is racist and Goodbling’s rhymes are tasteless
From the most famous 80s flick, Strickland’s lost the spotlight
I’ll knock you back to the future, where your career is out of sight
Now that I’ve got you sitting down, here’s an assignment for you benders
A thousand words on why your educational rights should be suspended
Looking at these children’s futures now I wouldn't be too Keen
When none of you could even last as a community college Dean
===Dean Pelton:===
The deanlightful dean .. spitting insults, pal
Wait, isn’t Mr. Vernon only a vice principal?
Right okay I think I got it!
Eyo My name is Dean Pelton and I’m here to say
I’m going to rap against you in this battle today
The Dean’s mean, peltin’ you and meltin’ you wit and puns (uh huh)
Beating the Good Vibes out of ya, harder than yo’ mama done (alright!)
I’ll dean-smiss these dean-sappointments til they’re left in dean-spair
The Dean’s got the burns to remove Seymour and Vernon’s hair
I’m spittin’ knowledge for free, hotter than Jeffrey, don’t step to me
Cuz Skinner’s goin down harder than your steamed hams meme! (Yo!)
Craig’s rhymes are straight ballin’ y’alls bars appalling, 
like bart’s grades they’re straight falling, I’d beat you in paintballing
Another day another rhyme, another dime another dollar
Cuz I’m Beatin Dicks harder than Mr. Bender’s father (Oh yeah)
Okay I know how that sounded, but I’m Strict-landin’ these rhymes
Go back in time and beat you twice, call me Marty McFly
I can’t count the reasons why all you principals are absurd (I’m the dean)
One by one they fade away, like all your franchises, word!
== Trivia ==
* This is the first royale battle since Duck vs Chicken
* This battle was in production around the same time as early production of Hamilton vs Evan Hansen and Ted Mosby vs Ross Geller but was put on hold for an entire year, until it was released the following Summer.
* The initial character line up while in early production was Principal Goodvibes, Principal Skinner, Principal Strickland, Mr. Gilbert, and Superintendent Chalmers. After watching Community during beginning of quarantine in 2020, he decided to add in Dean Pelton as the finisher and decided to scrap Mr. Gilbert.
* This is the second battle in which Ciaran purchased trackouts for the beats. 
* This is the second battle that Ciaran released on streaming services.