Liver and Cheese

Three men are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, woman.
The three men fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. They are speechless before her beauty, gazing avidly at her and hoping for just a glance from her in return.
Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
The sturdy, muscular, broad man speaks up quickly and says, "I love liver and cheese."
"Oh, how childish," said the woman. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
She turns to the second, a tall, athletic man and says, "How well can you do?"
"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the second man.
"My, my," said she. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the first man's sentence."
She then turns to the last of the three men and says, "How about you, little guy?"
The last of the three, tiny in stature but quick in wit, gives her a smile, a sly wink, and turns to the other two men and says:
"Liver alone. Cheese mine."
Category:Relationships
Category:Food jokes
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