Level Bri'ain (Joke)

==Descripshon==
Dis here level apeah's as our king's land. Pretty beautiful innit? Butcha bet’ah wotch out, bobbies be 'round e'ery once a while, so bet’ah hold onto ye booa o' wooa or they may take it, eh. Hah, jus messing wif ya mate, but i'm not messin' round wen i say these bruvs may stab ya in ya intestines if ya don't wotch out, mate, cause these boys feisty as 'ell. Eh, et's oll made up wen yeh luuk at our king, he's almost as much of a beaut' as me horse. Hah, once again messin' wif yeh, bruv, i'm quite a nitwit, eh. E'ery house here small as 'ell, but price's big as ye mom; housin' rubbish ain't et? Yeh, bruv, tell me aboot it, I been livin' here meh whole life. Anyways, hope yeh the best of luck 'round, cause dis here place ain't pretty.
The entities in dis level be quite minging. Yeh're jus walking 'round enjoyin' the sights, n next thing yeh know the ops pull up. These blokes ain't ye mates. These bloo'y ba'tards always here at the wrong toime, messing e'rything up fuh yeh. Don't ge on their bad side or yeh may end up in the hospital oll do overed, making ye mum chunder e'erywhere wif that set aboot face of yoirs. Fuh real, these ops some mean fellas. Best way tew ge rid oh' dese boys ah tew ge' no ops. Once dese boys on ya ahss there ain't no gaetin rid of em. Doan't even boh er.
The peelers/bobbies sometime even worse. The "police," as yeh muricans say et. Dese mates sometimes 'elpful wen dealin' wif teh ops, but sometimes they ah teh ops, hah. They pull up wif they batons n hats, always messin' shit op. Some be yon gah while some be ooldah, but no ma-a the age, dey remoain a pain in de ahss. Jus loike the ops, once they on yeh ass yeh ain't gettin rid of them—howevah, if yeh goht a loh oh quid, yeh can buy ye way outta their grasp. Not loike yeh goht any dosh, tho.
==Entrances and exhits==
===Entrances ===
Enter her' by making the worst' choaiss of yaur lif'. Seriausly, why wauld yau want' to com' her'?
===Exhits===
HAH. Yau think yau can leav'?
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