E V I L Viacom V of doom logo

i was watching a marathon of gunsmoke even though i hate that show i just wanted to see that sweet sweet V of doom on tv
it's been 3 hours and i'm getting pissed because i keep getting plasters. eventually i did get a V of doom logo
B U T it was red and had no music and the v was moving slow. it never ended even when the v was off screen. 
my tv didn't turn off after that so i shrugged it off and went to go grab my ge shadow plush to make a video.
later my door broke down and i saw the freaking V OF E V I L
staring at me. it somehow picked up a knife and broke my switch (damn it viacom you owe me $300)
and now it's out to kill me for no apparent reason so i grabbed my phone and any belongings i could grab to leave (including my south park 1998 plushies)
and bolted out the back door. eventually it found me and started chasing me and everyone in the neighborhood gave me weird looks even though they saw the v they were still confused.
i found a GU- LAZER GUN (sorry) and shot at that motherf@*ker 
it didn't die :(((((((((((((((((((( i was panicking and somehow the zipper on my backpack broke and my 1998 wendy plush fell out and got destroyed
(viacom owes me $400) 
i found a hole on the top of the V and i jumped up and ripped it apart.
it's dead 
F I N N A L L Y
i am now settling in at my grandpa's house (my house was destroyed) and i'm waiting for the $400 viacom owes me for the loss of my wendy testicleburger plush (and my switch)