Creepypasta Café

== A/N==
Pasta by me, Bella1963.
No CreepyPastas are real.
Enjoy!
== The Opening ==
<Me> So guys! This cafe is officially opened!
<Herobrine> Ok.
<Me> This will be kinda similiar to CreepyPasta dares, only we won't be doing dares.
<Enitity 303> Then what do we do?
<Me> We will be running a cafe!
<Everyone> *Groans*
<Me> The people currently running the restaurant is Herobrine, Entity 303, Null, Green Steve, Red Steve (As brothers), and of course, me.
== Day 1: ==
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== Day 2 : ==
<Entity 303> BELLA1963!! GREEN STEVE IS SERVING PRISM'S BLOODY COOKIES TO OUR CUSTOMERS AGAIN!!!
<Customer A> Get this scary toy away from the table!
<Customer B> This looks disgusting!!
<Me> Green Steve...
<Green Steve> Yes?
<Me> GET YOUR DISGRACING COOKIES AWAY FROM THE TABLE!!!
<Green Steve> Why? Meat, blood, and dough, a perfect combination!
<Me> JUST DO IT!
<Me> *Turns to customers* I'm terribly sorry, that was my brother, who have mental problems.
<Customer A&B> Oh, ok.
<Me> You get a discount next time you come here to eat.
<Customer A&B> O..k. *thinks* As if I am coming back to eat again*
<Me> *Reads their mind* Oh well...
<Me> I'll just have to make Green Steve pay for what he did...
Today's Menu
Prism55's bloody cookies
- Lots of protein
- With eyeball
- Homemade
== Day 3 : ==
<Me> Where's the pork?
<Null> Null Null Null null null.exe
<Entity 303> Dunno.
*Banging sounds*
<Me> Hey, Herobrine, go check on the door, will you? I think I heard someone banging on our door.
<Herobrine> But I thought the cafe is closed right now?
<Me> That's why I told you to go check on the door.
<Herobrine> Fine....
<Herobrine> *opens door*
There is two men in burglar outfits.
<Herobrine> Sorry, but we're closed.
<Burglar 1> Shut up, you little b****!
<Burglar 2> Give us all of your money!
<Burglar 1> Or else...
<Herobrine> *Doesn't move*
<Burglar 1> You heard us, you *sshole!
<Burglar 2> Move!
<Burglar 1> Who do you think you are?
<Herobrine> *Eyes starts to glow brighter* A killer glitch.
Burglar 1 and 2 got struck by lightning and got electrocuted to death.
<Herobrine> *Places them in a sack*
<Herobrine> *drags bag that is dripping blood into the cafe* Guys, no worries, I found the pork!
<Me> *raises eyebrows* Where did you find it?
<Herobrine> The front door.
Today's menu : Meat
* Not - so - fresh
* Grilled
== Day 4 : ==
W.I.P
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