Cats & Dogs/Transcript

Hunter: Morning, Mr. Clark!
Mr. Clark: Morning, Hunter.
Woman: Hi, Carolyn!
Mrs. Brody: Morning.
Woman: Hey, Scottie.
Mrs. Brody: Scottie, can you open the front door? And be careful with those eggs. Your father needs those for his experiments.
Scott: OK, Mom. [he hears barking coming from in his house] Calm down, Buddy. It's just me. [turns the key and opens the door] Calm down, Buddy. It's just me.
Mrs. Brody: Oh, Buddy! Oh.
Scott: Buddy! Hey, Buddy, come back! Buddy! Come on, Buddy! Buddy!
Pie Woman: My beautiful pie.
[She sees the cat flying into her house through the window, which knocks her down, but she catches the pie at the last minute]
[Holding her pie, the woman also sees the dog running into her house through the window, which knocks her down, and the pie lands on her face]
Pie Woman: Bad dog! [hits Buddy with her broom, sending him flying into the window] Get out, get out, get out! Out, you animal! Ooh!
[Buddy finds the cat lying 'dead' on the street, obviously faking. The cat gets up and runs away, and a blue van being driven by cats pulls up and kidnaps Buddy]
Dog: Control here.
Butch: We've got a serious problem.
Head Dog: [after he receives the news about Buddy] My God! Get the best doggone agents you can in there. Go! [A French poodle from France, another dog from India] Gentlemen, a few moments ago, I received word of the gravest nature. A key agent working the Brody case has been catnapped. Although he is safe, we must replace him as soon as possible. It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great cat menace. We suspect that a rodent feline is involved in a conspiracy to destroy all we dogs have worked so hard to achieve. Therefore, in accordance with action planned Delta, we have assembled an elite team of agents trained to replace our catnapped comrade. At this moment, replacements are being flown in from London. One will take his place as the Brodys' pet and guard their home from cat invasion. I need not remind you that the future of man and dog alike depends on the success of this mission. Failure is not an option. The stakes are high, gentlemen. We have everything to lose. 100 million dogs have placed their destiny squarely in your paws.
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