Helsinki Border Patrol Midget Tour

The Midget Tour was a tour by Helsinki Border Patrol in 2024.
This tour is notorious for The Fork Incident.
== Setlists ==
=== Big shows ===
No. 	Title 	Singer 	Notes
0 (Tape)	Matador (AM) 	n/a 	Walk-on music
1 	Still Got It 	De Jesus 	
2 	Gibraltar 	De Jesus 	
3 	You and I 	De Jesus 	
4 	The Mad Dogs 	De Jesus, Alexander Nicoliadis	
5 	Steering Wheel 	De Jesus 	
6 	The Bar & Lounge 	De Jesus 	
7 	Edi Ipaguidance Mo 	Santillan, De Jesus 	
8 	Ruby Does The Astro 	De Jesus 	
9 	Clown 	De Jesus 	
10 	Fall Together 	De Jesus, Santillan 	
11 	Getting Tipsy With Rita	Asuncion, De Jesus 	
12 	Legerdemain 	De Jesus, Nicoliadis 	
13 	What Happens After You?	Nicoliadis 	
14 	El Cid 	Asuncion 	
15 	Bb 	De Jesus 	
==== Encore ====
No.	Title 	Singer 	Notes
16 	Glass Houses	De Jesus 	
17 	Quicksilver 	De Jesus 	
18 	Hyperjump™ 	Nicoliadis	
==Tour dates==
Date 	City 	Venue 	Attendance
28 June	Pilton, England 	Glastonbury Festival 	215,000
6 July 	Quezon City, Philippines	The Fork 	500?
12 July	Muntinlupa, Philippines 	Filinvest City Events Grounds	9,000
13 July	Olongapo, Philippines 	The Trombones 	1,200
20 July	Singapore 	Singapore Indoor Stadium 	11,000
26 July	Sydney, Australia 	Hordern Pavilion 	5,500
27 July	Muntinlupa, Philippines 	Aurelio Centre 	6,000