Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist is a crappy TV show/shame that is dedicated to explaining the unicode block dedicated to astrology. Over the 16 episodes, they try to bring up stupid/dumb questions like "why do I export PNG files" or "what does it mean to be human and not a homunculus?" It was made by Jim Davis to commemorate the 6th year anniversary of Tucker Carlson's wife's miscarriage with their daughter, which is why there's a character named Nina Tucker on there.
==Symbols you learn in Fullmetal Alchemist==
Stupid Metals 	☼ 	☾ 	☿ 	♀ 	♁ 	♂ 	♃ 	♄ 	♅ 	♆ 	♇ 	⚗
Stupid Homestuck Guys	♈ 	♉ 	♊ 	♋ 	♌ 	♍ 	♎ 	♏ 	♐ 	♑ 	♒ 	♓
== Story ==
The Elric Brothers used alchemy to turn cats into miniature houses but accidentally turned their mom into a mouse which got eaten by a cat/house. After trying to bring her back to life using alchemy, they realized that they were using Rust and not JavaScript, and their cache invalidated so she got stuck inside the Death Note. They hop on the computer to explain to everyone why Luigi is not gay, and that there is unicode dedicated to alchemy/astrology, except it totally backfires and those things becomes gay. Their dad comes back with milk and then bludgeons them to death with a professional golf trophy for eating his Spaghetti. Weegee brings them back to life, but it's too late to build a revival machine for their mom, since Weegee brought them back the exact moment before the sun explodes and destroys the UnMilky Way.
== Legacy ==
Like a Minecraft in the Console Edition sphere, it left a big impression that all he wanted to do is teach people to love one another, but people misconstrued the entire thing to be an allegory. Nobody knows what kind of allegory, but we think it has something to do with the violence and blood, so we're just gonna say they thought it was like Grand Theft Auto.
== Trivia ==
* Bowser turns into Gay Bowser after watching this show.
* The fans of this show try to do alchemy in real life but they get forbidden by Hohenheim's ghost.
* For a single pixel, you can see a T-Rex in the background of the 2nd episode of the show.
* Because it's so awful and lame, it got the worst score on MyAnimeList, making it everyone who watches it at night the biggest loser.
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