Edison's Battery-Powered Whoopi Cushion

This was made by Funrise as part of Edison's Creations to honor the cult classic, Chairman Of The Board; it was sold at Blockbuster from its premiere day, April 1998-Winter 2000. When squeezed, the plush whoopi cushion makes really loud farts and Edison then follows up with hysterical phrases!
== The Farts and Edison's Hysterical Phrases That Follow ==
# (puffy fart) Gotta lay off the farm-fresh eggs!
# (bubbly fart) Whoopsie, I've just soiled myself!
# (juicy fart) I think I better check my pants!
# (power fart) That blew me away!
# (squeaky fart) No Indian curry for me, please!
# (ripper fart) That's why I'll never eat baked beans!
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