Shit Poems: A Collection

This page describes a book.
Shit Poems: A Collection is a compilation of fecal writings originally published in 1988. The secondary author, Rod Aln, had connections with McDonald's, and a new Special McDonald's Edition was published in 2001. The book is listed below.
== Shit Poems: A Collection ==
=== Poem I: Brown Eclipse ===
My shit is like the moon,
the glimmer blocks out the sun.
The brown eclipse of my ass-
will bring Armageddon soon.
Now it's time to run,
the shit flood will come.
-Eleanor Shitterton
=== Poem II: Poop - A Haiku ===
Bad winter, toilet.
A big, hairy poop pooping
betrayed by the frank.
-Rod Aln
=== Poem III: Poop 2 - A Haiku ===
Old poop after part
why a little, poop poop poop
whilst watching the poop.
-Peter Oop
=== Special Edition Poem I: Go Shit At McDonald's ===
My shit is red,
piss is too.
I love McDonald's.
And so do you.
-Piss Red McGee