Smithy and Veronica put Veruca Salt in the garbage bin, make Ashley Q look like Veruca Salt and get grounded

(inspired by the Mr Bean: The Animated Series episode Dead Cat)
== Cast ==
Smithy-Young Guy
Veronica Winters-Princess
Veruca Salt and Ashley Quinlan-Allison
Garbageman 1-Brian
Garbageman 2-Simon
Clerk-Salli
Henry Salt-Steven
Mr Smith (Smithy's dad)-Diesel
Mrs Smith (Smithy's mum)-Kate
Veronica's dad-Daniel
Veronica's mum-Amy
== Transcript ==
At the village, Smithy and Veronica Winters were getting angry about Veruca Salt.
Smithy: Man! I hate Veruca Salt!
Veronica: So do I! She whomps!
Smithy: She's as arrogant as Violet Beauregarde! She's as greedy as Augustus Gloop and as stupid as Mike Teavee! She's also sucks like Charlie Bucket!
Veronica: Quite right! And also, she's as stupid as the Ashleys! What a whiny butthole she is!
Smithy: I know, Veronica! How about we put Veruca in the garbage bin and get the garbagemen to take her away?
Veronica: That's a good idea! Let's get rid of that Siamese cat! Let's go find her!
Smithy: I reckon she's at her house!
So Smithy and Veronica went to the Salt residence, and then they arrived at the Salt residence.
Smithy: Let's go inside!
So Smithy and Veronica went inside Veruca's house, and went upstairs and then they entered Veruca's room and found Veruca Salt.
Smithy: Veruca Salt!
Veruca: What do you two want?
Smithy: We're going to teach you a lesson for being such a brat!
Veronica: And you're as bad as the Ashleys, along with Augustus, Violet and Mike!
Smithy: We're going to put you in the garbage bin!
Veruca: Don't you dare do this to me! You can't do this to me, you horrid imbeciles!
Veronica: Too bad! Time to get covered in garbage again!
Smithy and Veronica dragged Veruca out of her room.
Veruca: Hey! Let me go, you morons! Or else I'll tell my mummy and daddy!
Smithy: Shut up!
Smithy and Veronica carried Veruca downstairs.
Veruca: Let me go! Let me go!
Smithy and Veronica carried Veruca outside and then placed Veruca in front of the garbage bin 
Veruca: You two are so rude! Where are your manners?!
Smithy: Shut it, Salty!
Veruca: Don't call me Salty!
Smithy: Time to get dirty! It's garbage time!
Veronica: Prepare to get covered in garbage again!
Veronica lifted up the garbage bin lid and Smithy picked up Veruca and stuffed her in the garbage bin and closed the garbage can lid.
Veronica: And stay in the garbage can! Come on, Smithy! Let's wait for the garbage truck to collect Veruca!
Smithy: Good idea, Veronica! Let's carry her to the pavement!
So Smithy and Veronica carried the garbage bin to the pavement, and Veruca was screaming inside the garbage bin.
Veruca's voice: (in her TV voice) Let me out, or I'll scream!
Smithy: Scream what you want, spoilsport!
Smithy and Veronica placed the garbage bin on the pavement.
Smithy: Let's wait for the garbage truck!
Veronica: Good idea!
Veruca: You two will be grounded when I tell my daddy to call your parents!
Veronica: Shut it, Siamese cat!
Just then, the garbage truck was driving in.
Smithy: Hey, sir! Stop!
The two garbagemen stopped their garbage truck.
Garbageman 1: Okay, mac! What can we do for you?
Smithy: Take this trash to the garbage dump!
Veronica: It's yours!
Garbageman 2: Okay, if you say so!
So the two garbagemen got out of their garbage truck and they fetched the garbage bin and poured Veruca and the trash in the back of the garbage truck and they placed the garbage bin back to its normal spot. Then they returned to their garbage truck.
Smithy: Thanks, men!
Veronica: You two are so kind!
Garbageman 1: Ah, that's nice!
Garbageman 2: Good remark!
Garbageman 1: Come on, Stan! Let's take this pile of trash to the dump!
Garbageman 2: I'm with you, Jake!
So the garbagemen got back in their garbage truck and drove off, taking the screaming Veruca with them.
Veruca: LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT RIGHT NOW!
Smithy: Bye bye, Veruca Salt!
Veronica: Enjoy your trip to the garbage dump! Okay, what's next?
Smithy: How about we make Ashley Q look like Veruca Salt, take her to Veruca's house and put her inside it so Mr Salt will mistake her for her daughter?
Veronica: That's a good idea! Let's do it!
Smithy: Let's go to Townsedge Mall!
So Smithy and Veronica went to Townsedge Mall and then they arrived at Townsedge Mall and then they entered it.
Smithy: Let's go to Big and Tall Gal's Hub!
So Smithy and Veronica went to Big and Tall Gal's Hub and then they arrived at Big and Tall Gal's Hub.
Veronica: Here we are! Big and Tall Gal's Hub! Let's go in!
So Smithy and Veronica went inside it.
Smithy: Now to buy the clothes that look similar to Veruca's clothes!
Veronica: This is going to be fun!
So Smithy and Veronica went to find the dress aisle and then they found it. Then they looked at the clothes and they eyed at the long-sleeved red button-up mini dress of black buttons on the bodice, a Peter Pan white collar, a black broad band around the waist, and white fold-up cuffs with lace lining.
Veronica: Okay, let's pick that dress!
Veronica picked up the dress.
Smithy: Okay, now for the white long tights!
So Smithy and Veronica took the dress with them and looked for the aisle with long tights and they found it. Then they collected the white long tights.
Veronica: And lastly, the black patent leather Mary Jane shoes!
So Smithy and Veronica went to find the shoe aisle and they found it. Then they picked up black patent leather Mary Jane shoes.
Smithy: Let's buy them!
So Smithy and Veronica took the stuff with them and took them to the stand.
Smithy: Here are the clothes, ma'am!
Clerk: Okay, eight dollars, please!
Veronica: Here you go!
So Smithy and Veronica paid the money to the clerk.
Clerk: Thanks! Here's your change and your receipt!
So the clerk gave Smithy and Veronica the change and the receipt.
Smithy: Thanks!
So Smithy and Veronica put the clothes in the bag and went out of Big and Tall Gal's Hub.
Veronica: Let's find Ashley Q and kidnap her!
Smithy: Good idea! Let's get her!
So Smithy and Veronica walked along and went out of Townsedge Mall, and then they went to find Ashley Q. Then they found Ashley Q.
Smithy: Hey, Ashley Q!
Ashley Q: What do you two want?
Smithy: We're going to take your clothes off you and put you on different clothes to make you look like Veruca Salt!
Ashley Q: Hey, you can't do that! That's like inappropriate!
Veronica: Save it, Ashley Q! Come with us and get behind the tree!
So Smithy and Veronica hauled Ashley Q and put her behind the tree.
Ashley Q: Let me go! Let me go, you meanies!
Smithy: Shut it!
So Smithy and Veronica took the clothes off Ashley Q and took the shoes off Ashley Q's feet.
Ashley Q: Stop it! Stop it I say!
Smithy and Veronica put the different clothes and different shoes on Ashley Q.
Veronica: Smithy, hide Ashley Q's clothes in the bush while I dye Ashley Q's hair from auburn to brown, and turn her shoulder length auburn hair into wavy brown hair!
Smithy: With pleasure!
Smithy picked up Ashley Q's dress and then approached the bush and stuffed Ashley Q's clothes in it and hid them in it.
Veronica: Makeup time!
So Veronica picked up the hair dyeing equipment and dyed Ashley Q's hair from auburn to brown, and then she turned Ashley Q's shoulder length auburn hair into wavy brown hair.
Veronica: There! All done!
Veronica put her makeup stuff away and dragged Veruca from behind a tree.
Veronica: Look, Smithy! Look at Ashley Q! She looks like Veruca Salt!
Now Ashley Q looked like Veruca Salt!
Smithy: You look like Veruca Salt now, Ashley Q! Look in the mirror!
So Veronica picked up her mirror and then Ashley Q looked in the mirror. Ashley Q was shocked and angry.
Ashley Q: Oh no! Look what you've done to my look! I'm telling my daddy!
Veronica: Oh no you're not! We're taking you to your new house so you can live with your new mummy and daddy!
Smithy: Come with us!
Veronica put her mirror away, and she and Smithy carried Ashley Q to the Salt residence and then they returned to the Salt residence and they went inside it and they placed Ashley Q on the floor.
Smithy: Enjoy your new home! Tee hee hee!
Veronica: Bye bye, Ashley Q!
So Smithy and Veronica left Ashley Q and went out of the house and shut the door. Then they cheered.
Smithy: We did it, Veronica! We made Ashley Q look like Veruca! Now Mr Salt is going to mistake her for her daughter!
Veronica: Ashley Q will enjoy her new home and live with her new daddy!
So Smithy and Veronica sneaked off. Inside Veruca's house, Ashley Q was wondering.
Ashley Q: Hmm! This house looks similar to my house.
Henry Salt was walking around, looking for Veruca.
Henry: Veruca! Veruca, where are you!? Veruca! Oh no! She's gone! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ashley Q: Like, someone's crying!
Henry went downstairs and then they noticed Ashley Q, and then he stopped crying. He was happy.
Henry: Veruca, sweetheart, angel, you're back! Come to daddy!
Ashley Q was offended.
Ashley Q: Like, hey! I'm not Veruca! I'm not your daughter, and you're not my daddy!
Henry: Nonsense, sweetheart! Don't be silly! Come to the kitchen! I'll get you something to make you feel happy!
So Ashley Q followed Henry to the kitchen, and then Henry opened a cookie jar and presented Ashley Q a cookie.
Henry: Here's a cookie, angel!
Ashley Q: Like, thanks.
Ashley Q grabbed a cookie and ate it.
Ashley Q: And by the way, I'm one of the Ashleys, Ashley Q!
Henry: Hey, you're not Ashley Q! And you're not one of the Ashleys! You're Veruca Salt!
Ashley Q: Oh yeah, and I'm Snow White!
Henry: Oh, Veruca, you're being silly! Let me stroke you!
So Henry stroked Ashley Q's hair. Suddenly, he got itchy.
Henry: Oh no! I'm getting itchy! Something's wrong with your hair, Veruca! Look me examine your hair!
So Henry picked up a magnifying glass, and eyed at Ashley Q's hair. He noticed. He gasped.
Henry: Oh! Oh, fleas! Oh no! You need a bath, Veruca!
Ashley Q: A bath?! I need it to get the brown colour washed off my normal auburn hair!
Henry: Come with me to the bathroom now, sweetheart!
Ashley Q came with Henry out of the kitchen and then went upstairs and into the bathroom. Then Henry turned on the water and filled up the bathroom and he turned the taps off.
Henry: Take your clothes off, Veruca!
Ashley Q: Okay!
Ashley Q took off the new clothes and then she got in the bath.
Henry: Time to wash your hair!
So Henry began to use the hair-washing equipment to wash Ashley Q's hair, which removed the brown hair dye off Ashley Q's hair and exposed her as Ashley Q. He was horrified and gasped. He screamed like Ashley A in horror.
Henry: (screaming like Ashley A) AAH! (normal voice) Oh no! That's not Veruca Salt! Wait a minute! You're not Veruca Salt! You're Ashley Quinlan, one of the Ashleys and one of the Third Street School students!
Ashley Q: That's like what I've been telling you! Let me explain! Smithy and his girlfriend Veronica Winters have made me look like your daughter! Smithy stole my clothes and hid them in the bush!
Henry gasped, and then he turned angry.
Henry: What?! Smithy! Veronica! How dare they do this to you?! I'll be coming for them! Thanks for telling me!
The angry Henry ran out of the bathroom and ran downstairs and came outside and confronted Smithy and Veronica.
Henry: Smithy and Veronica, did you make Ashley Q look like my daughter Veruca?!
Smithy: Yes we did! After we put Veruca in the garbage bin and got the garbagemen to take her away so she'll be covered in garbage!
Veronica: Then you won't see Veruca again because she's trouble! We also went to Big and Tall Gal's Hub in Townsedge Mall and bought the clothes that are similar to your daughter's! Then we took Ashley Q's clothes off Ashley Q.
Smithy: I hid Ashley Q's clothes in the bush.
Veronica: And I put the new clothes on Ashley Q and dyed her hair from auburn to brown so you can mistake her for your daughter!
Henry was furious.
Henry: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Smithy and Veronica, how dare you put my daughter Veruca in the garbage bin and make Ashley Q look like Veruca?! That is inexcusable! You two have been so naughty! Poor Ashley Q's hair is ruined, because of you! Now thanks to you, I've lost my daughter! And she's gone to the garbage dump! That's it, go home while I call your parents, Mr Smithy and Miss Winters! You will be...
Just then, Veruca Salt came back, covered in garbage.
Veruca: Grrr! I'll get even with those creeps!
Henry gasped.
Henry: Veruca, you're back!
Smithy and Veronica laughed at Veruca.
Smithy: Look at that, Veronica! Veruca's covered in garbage! Hahahahaha!
Veronica: You look dirty! Hahahahahahaha!
Veruca: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr! Smithy and Veronica, I can't believe you got me covered in garbage! Ugh!
Ashley Q came out of the house, wearing a bathrobe. She was about to get Smithy and Veronica. Suddenly, she and Veruca noticed each other.
Ashley Q and Veruca: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! OH NO!
Ashley Q: You're covered in garbage!
Veruca: You got no clothes on! Where are your clothes?
Ashley Q: Let me explain, Veruca! Smithy and Veronica took my clothes off me and put them in different clothes that look similar to yours! They made me wear them!
Veruca: What?! Smithy, Veronica, come here!
Smithy and Veronica came.
Smithy: What's up, Veruca?
Veruca: Did you take Ashley Q's clothes off her and put them in different clothes that look similar to mime and make her wear them?
Smithy: Well, yes we did. After we put you in the garbage bin and got the garbagemen to take you away so you'll be covered in garbage!
Veronica: Then your daddy won't see you again because you're trouble! We also went to Big and Tall Gal's Hub in Townsedge Mall and bought the clothes that are similar to yours! Then we took Ashley Q's clothes off Ashley Q.
Smithy: I hid Ashley Q's clothes in the bush.
Veronica: And I put the new clothes on Ashley Q and dyed her hair from auburn to brown so your daddy can mistake her for you!
Veruca: What?! You imbeciles! You dare you put me in the garbage bin and make Ashley Q look like me?!
Ashley Q: That is like so humiliating!
Veruca: I'm not trouble! I'm a reformed girl! You're rotten mean bullies, and you never show respect to me, my parents, my friends and authority!
Henry: Veruca's right! You really caused disgrace, Mr Smithy and Miss Winters! That's it, get out of my property while I call your parents! You two are going to be grounded when you get home, Mr Smithy and Miss Winters!
Smithy and Veronica went home, crying with dismay.
Smithy and Veronica: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Henry picked up his phone and phoned Smithy and Veronica's parents.
Henry: Hello, Smithy and Veronica's parents! This is Mr Henry Salt, your children have put my daughter Veruca in the garbage bin and made Ashley Q look like my daughter! They took me for a fool and made me mistake Ashley Q for a daughter! Can you please ground her? Great! Thank you! Bye!
Henry put down the phone.
Henry: It's okay, Veruca, sweetheart! You're in friendly hands now. You go take a bath, and Ashley Q, I'll help you find your clothes.
Veruca: Thanks, daddy. And Ashley Q, good luck finding your clothes.
Ashley Q: I will, Veruca! Mr Salt, I'll tell you where your clothes.
As Veruca went back inside the house to take a bath, Ashely Q took Henry to find her clothes.
Back in Smithy's house, Smithy's parents were furious with Smithy.
Smithy's dad: Bartholomew, how dare you put Veruca Salt in the garbage bin and make Ashley Q look like her?! That is inexcusable!
Smithy's mum: Your behaviour is inexcusable! Now Veruca's covered in garbage, because of you! Now Veruca needs a bath because she was dirty! You played Veruca's father for a fool and made him mistake Ashley Q for her daughter! You wasted his time, haven't you! Now Veruca's father has to help Ashley Q get her clothes back, because of you!
Smithy's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Smithy's mum: Go upstairs to your room right now, young man!
Smithy went to his room, crying.
Smithy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Back in Veronica's house, Veronica's parents were furious with Veronica.
Veronica's dad: Bartholomew, how dare you put Veruca Salt in the garbage bin and make Ashley Q look like her?! That is inexcusable!
Veronica's mum: Your behaviour is inexcusable! Now Veruca's covered in garbage, because of you! Now Veruca needs a bath because she was dirty! You played Veruca's father for a fool and made him mistake Ashley Q for her daughter! You wasted his time, haven't you! Now Veruca's father has to help Ashley Q get her clothes back, because of you!
Veronica's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a fortnight!
Veronica's mum: Go upstairs to your room right now, young lady!
Veronica went to her room, crying.
Veronica: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
== Trivia ==
The audio featuring Veruca Salt yelling "Let me out, or I'll scream!" from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was used as an audio where Veruca yells at Smithy and Veronica to let her out of the garbage bin while Smithy and Veronica are carrying a garbage bin with Veruca inside it.
Ashley A's scream from the Recess episode Tattletale Heart is used as an audio when Henry Salt is horrified to see Ashley Q instead of Veruca Salt after bathing her and washing the brown hair dye off her hair.
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