Annoying Orange Through Time 3/Transcript

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Announcer: Orange Through Time!
(Orange laughs)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Trojan!
Trojan: Yes?
Orange: Trojan! Hey, Trojan!
Trojan: What?
Orange: Horse.
Trojan: Ba-ha, 'tis but a pony. (screams while a horse runs over him)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Crater Face! Hey, Crater Face! Over here!
Moon: WHAT? What is it?
Orange: Flag.
(scene zooms in)
Neil Armstrong: Yeah! (Puts the American flag on the moon's eye, stabbing him while he screams) America!
Orange: Whoa! There really is a man on the moon. (Laughs) Hey! Hey, Cherry! Hey, Cherry, hey!
Cherry: What? What do you want?
Orange: George Washington.
(George cuts the tree while cherries scream, and the tree tumbles over)
George Washington: I cannot tell a lie. I need a new set of dentures! (His old dentures shine)
Orange: Hey! Hey, Tower of Pizza, hey!
Leaning Tower of Pisa: (in Italian voice) It's-a-not-a-Pizza. It's-a-Pisa!
Orange: Hey! Tower of Pizza, got any pepperoni? (laughs while Tower groans) Hey! Hey, Tower of Pizza, hey!
Leaning Tower of Pisa: What? What-a-now?
Orange: Can you do this? (hacks, spits seed at the bottom right of the corner, causing the Tower to lean)
Leaning Tower of Pisa: (yells) You fool! (continues yelling)
Orange: Woah! Looks like Tower of Pizza is on a "lean" diet. (laughs) Hey! Hey, Pharaoh! Hey, Pharaoh! Hey!
Pharaoh: Not now.
Orange: Pharaoh! Hey! Hey, Pharaoh!
Pharaoh: (groans) What is it?
Orange: Nose.
Pharaoh: Huh? (the Sphinx's nose falls on Pharaoh) Ah-!
Orange: Woah! Looks like Sphinx needs a nose job. (laughs)
Sphinx: I guess that makes two of us. (both laugh)
Orange: Motorboat?
Sphinx: Sure! (both fluttering lips)
Announcer: Orange Through Time!
Orange: (laughs)
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