Headhunters 3: The Dirty Dozen

==Introduction==
Oh no Derek, what is you doin? 
==In Memorium: Mixon Beer with Liquor==
Derek must have been mixing beer with liquor with hardcore drugs to go into Sunday afternoon with the Immunity Idol in his pocket. There's no time like the present, and Mixon Beer gift-wrapped his exit by not taking advantage of his hard-fought prize from 2020. Now granted, he had no way of knowing that his QB was going to tear his ACL, or that Jared Cook would be virtually shut out. But he saw Emmanual Sanders get 0. He saw Robby Anderson get 0. He saw Smith get 2.70. There was enough tape out there on his team to know that he was in rough shape heading into the 4:25pm cut-off for using the idol. The only thing I can think of is that he once again forgot that he had it. The more I think about it, I don't even know if he's aware that this league had dues in 2021. I paid his dues as part of him winning the 2020 trophy, since it wasn't a money league back then. I shot him a text letting him knw his dues were on the house and that he also had his idol but I never heard back. Is it possible Derek hasn't had cell reception in four months? 
Who knows, hard to say. But both our previous champions have now been eliminated from contention in 2021, meaning we will have a new king or queen to crown in a few week's time, with a pretty decent payday to the winner(s) as well. 
Mixon Beer with Liquor:
==Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021)==
Weeks Survived (2019 v 2020 v 2021)
Team 	2021 Finish	2020 Finish	2019 Finish
Pats a bitch 	20th (-1) 	19th 	N/A
It's Blitz! Track 2 	19th (-16) 	3rd (-2) 	1st
Shotti's Bugatti 	18th (-5) 	13th 	N/A
Hasta Laviska Baby 	17th (-7) 	10th (+2) 	12th
Ya Hate 2 See It 	16th (-7) 	9th (+7) 	16th
Mixon Beer with Liquor	15th (-14) 	1st (+16) 	17th
==Dead Money==
Keeping track of all the cash that never got spent by teams that are now eliminated.
Dead Money
Dead Money	% of Total Eliminated Cash
$4973 	83%
==Week Nine-Twelve - The Great Purge==
We still have two double-eliminations left out of the next four weeks! This is going to be a blood bath. Thursday night 8pm (7pm central) I'll go LIVE with the Wheel of Fate. 
==New Releases==
Derek barely spent any of his money and it shows with the new releases:
#Joe Mixon
#Darren Waller
#Myles Gaskin
#Van Jefferson
#DeVonta Smith
==Week Eight Bidding Results==
Week Eight Bidding Results
Player 	Winning Team 	Winning Bid	Next Highest Bid
Travis Kelce 	Bad VRs 	$421 	$375 (Dere-lick)
Tyreek Hill 	Bad VRs 	$421 	$375 (Dere-lick)
James Robinson 	Out of Luck 	$385 	$375 (Dere-lick)
CeeDee Lamb 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls	$375 	$301 (CP)
Chris Godwin 	CP 	$269 	NA
Dalton Schultz 	RemDawg Forever 	$75 	NA
Julio Jones 	Return of the Mac 	$51 	$22 (Sloppy Seconds)
Mike Davis 	RemDawg Forever 	$44 	NA
Tony Pollard 	Last Matts Standing 	$35 	$5 (CP)
Kalif Raymond 	RemDawg Forver 	$35 	NA
Boston Scott 	Return of the Mac 	$21 	NA
Cincinatti Defense 	Last Matts Standing 	$11 	$3 (Return of the Mac)
Randall Cobb 	Out of Luck 	$7 	$0 (Return of the Mac)
Los Angeles Chargers Defense	Last Matts Standing 	$6 	NA
Indianapolis Defense 	Sloppy Seconds 	$3 	NA
====Quick-hit thoughts====
*Big week of overpayment. In total, managers overpaid by $700.
*RemDawg alone spent $154 over what he needed to (he could have gotten all players for free). 
*RemDawg Forever is an approved name change that I will acknowledge and honor. Remy Forever. 
*Chris Godwin becomes the second player that KVR and CVR have successfully put up for auction. CP claims he thought he canceled the bid, but we can never know for sure. 
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Last Year's most expensive week eight player: Travis Kelce ($369)
==Money Spent Per Week==
Money Spent Per Week
Week	Budget Spent 	Budget Spent (2020)	Budget Spent (2019)
2 	$9 (2 Players) 	$1173 (12 Players) 	$1339 (7 Players)
3 	$1283 (10 Players)	$1033 (7 Players) 	$1902 (15 Players)
4 	$657 (8 Players) 	$1182 (11 Players) 	$1614 (11 Players)
5 	$1376 (11 Players)	$181 (4 Players) 	1743 (14 Players)
6 	$1231 (10 Players)	$1542 (10 Players) 	$1018 (11 Players)
7 	$965 (10 Players) 	$1494 (13 Players) 	$1036 (9 Players)
8 	$2159 (15 Players)	$1938 (17 Players) 	$630 (7 Players)
This is the first time that more than $2,000 was spent in a single week in HH history. 
==Week Eight Results==
Week Eight Results
Finish (Last Week)	Player 	Total Points
1(1) 	Bad VRs 	212.18
2(5) 	CP 	192.08
3(13) 	RemDawg Forever 	189.71
4(3) 	Dere-lick 	181.65
5(8) 	Return of the Mac 	178.37
6(2) 	The Guilloteam 	176.28
7(9) 	Beach McBungalow 	159.45
8(6) 	Sloppy Seconds 	156.57
9(12) 	Last Matts Standing 	152.32
10(4) 	The Titanic 	141.72
11(7) 	Out of Luck 	134.87
12(11) 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	129.23
13(10) 	Mixon Beer with Liquor	108.42
14 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
15 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
16 	Shotti's Bugatti 	0
17 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
18 	Bad Boys 	0
19 	Henry VIII 	0
20 	Pats a bitch 	0
*Biggest Climber: RemDawg Forever (^10)
*Biggest Faller: The Titanic (v6)
==2021 Draft Dodgers==
Team Results Based on Draft Position
Draft Pick	Team 	Week Eliminated
1 	Beach McBungalow 	ALIVE
2 	Return of the Mac 	ALIVE
3 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	ALIVE
4 	Bad Boys 	MERGED
5 	Pats a Bitch (Steve Blackman's Nun)	2
6 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	ALIVE
7 	Henry VIII 	MERGED
8 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	6
9 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	7
10 	Out of Luck 	ALIVE
11 	Soul Survivor 	MERGED
12 	@FFDraftScott 	ALIVE
13 	Shotti's Bugatti 	5
14 	Last Coach Standing 	MERGED
15 	Bobecue Chicken (Sloppy Seconds) 	ALIVE
16 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	4
17 	The Guilloteam 	ALIVE
18 	Who the Fuck are all of you? 	ALIVE
19 	Mixon Beer with Liquor 	8
20 	CP 	ALIVE
==Kings of the Castle==
===1. Bad VRs===
Second week in a row for Bad VRs in first place with plenty left to spend. Please, everyone take the time today to tell KVR how good he's doing because for some reason he can't survive without validation from others. 
===2. CP===
Nabbed Chris Godwin just in time for his best week of the season. A lot of his best players still have their bye weeks coming, including AJ Brown and QB Matt Stafford, so they have to stay vigilent to avoid a random down week as teams dwindle. 
===3. RemDawg Forever===
Death by a thousand streamers. RemDawg hasn't chased down any big fish, instead surviving in the shadows munching up scraps. Little by little their funds are depleting, but the super stars on the roster still consist of just Metcalf and Najee Harris. At some point he has to swing for the fences. 
===4. I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls===
No bones about it, Dere-lick is toast. They have no money left after spending their entire remaining budget inexplicably on CeeDee Lamb. Great player, don't get me wrong. But now they lose Derrick Henry and still have 11 teams to outlast, all of whom can spend $1 to outbid them for any player. They'll almost certainly not get another star player the entire season, unless they can work a trade to get some spending money or put a player up for auction. 
===5. Return of the Mac===
Quite a glowup for Mac to be all the way up here in 5th place. Still just 10th in the league in points, they're bound to spend some of that $834 any weeknow. 
==On the Chopping Block==
===12. Neck-Fix and Chill===
Winston's broken leg saved Chill, as their entire roster top to bottom let them down (with the exception of Tyler Lockett) . Speaking of which, Lockett is on the bye this week and there's not a lot on the bench to substitute. Could it be Joe Mixon time in Chilltown? 
===11. Out of Luck===
First bit of bad luck on he season for Out of Luck: they finally take a huge withdrawel to buy a player, and now that player is day-to-day. Could be worse, but James Robinson doesn't seem like he was worth the investment as it stands now. 
===10. The Titanic===
Been a while since Titanic was in this section of the writeup. 5 points from Chicago D and a combined 16.52 from your starting WRs will do that to you.
===9. Last Matts Standing===
We're still here, that's all that matters! Pay no attention to the fact that we've underperformed by approx. 50 points three of the last four weeks.
===8. Sloppy Seconds===
I want to have something to say about Sloppy Seconds, but they're just kind of existing right now. They've managed to be in the middle of the pack ever since their return. Good bid on Indy D I guess? 
==Average Scores of Eliminated Teams==
Average Scores of Eliminated Teams
Team 	Average Score	Weeks Played
Ya Hate 2 See It 	165.83 	7
Hasta Laviska Baby 	165.26 	6
Shotti's Bugatti 	153.62 	5
Mixon Beer with Liquor	147.76 	8
Pats a bitch 	147.32 	2
It's Blitz! Track 2 	136.14 	4
==Narrow Defeats==
Margin of Defeat for Last Place Teams:
Margin of Defeat for Eliminated Teams
Team 	Margin of Defeat	Week Eliminated
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0.96 	7
It's Blitz! Track 2 	7.06 	4
Shotti's Bugatti 	14.37 	5
Mixon Beer with Liquor	20.81 	8
Hasta Laviska Baby 	23.24 	6
Pats a bitch 	N/A 	2
==Rulers of the Kingdom==
2021 first place finishers:
Top Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Return of the Mac 	208.47
2 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls 	249.61
3 	RemDawg Forever 	215.73
4 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	235.97
5 	The Titanic 	264.33
6 	I Can Dere-lick My Own Balls (2)	239.21
7 	Bad VRs 	228.07
8 	Bad VRs (2) 	212.18
==Dungeon Dwellers==
2021 teams that finished second-to-last, narrowly avoiding elimination:
Low Scorers by Week
Week	Team 	Score
1 	Bobecue Chicken 	132.96
2 	Mixon Beer with Liquor	118.90
3 	Return of the Mac 	120.63
4 	Shotti's Bugatti 	125.79
5 	The Guilloteam 	132.43
6 	Out of Luck 	121.70
7 	RemDawg Forever 	114.48
8 	Neck-Fix and Chill 	129.23
==Single Season Scoring Records==
As teams get eliminated their season will be added to the record books.
All-Tme Single Season HH Point Records
Score 	Player 	Year
3428.76	CP 	2019
3402.18	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2019
3015.53	Mixon Beer 	2020
2997.67	The Guilloteam 	2019
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	2020
2743.25	@FFDraftScott 	2020
2733.07	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2020
2709.59	Mac 	2019
2422.98	Dere-Lick 	2019
2377.31	The Guilloteam 	2020
2285.51	CP 	2020
2282.91	Out of Luck 	2020
2046.35	LIVEWithIt 	2019
1941.63	Bobecue Chicken 	2019
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	2020
1736.99	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2019
1611.76	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2020
1512.91	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2020
1439.40	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2020
1357.00	Henry VIII 	2019
1238.56	Bluedevils 	2019
1182.09	Mixon Beer with Liquor	2021
1160.81	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2021
1132.61	Henry VIII 	2020
1116.98	Shotti's Bugatti 	2020
1055.63	Mac 	2020
1049.89	LIVEWithIt 	2020
991.57 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2021
975.59 	Hasta Laviska Baby 	2019
768.10 	Shotti's Bugatti 	2021
717.82 	Out of Luck 	2019
713.12 	Dere-Lick 	2020
544.55 	It's Blitz! Track 2 	2021
481.22 	@FFDraftScott 	2019
459.96 	Bobecue Chicken 	2020
294.62 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2021
286.36 	Ya Hate 2 See It 	2019
262.69 	Bad Boys 	2020
115.16 	Mixon Beer 	2019
96.56 	Steve Blackman's Nun 	2020
==All-Time Combined Points Scored==
As teams get eliminated, their updated totals will be added to the record books.
For the moment, Derek moves into third all-time in scoring. That will certainly change with each elimination moving forward.
All-Time Combined Points Records
Score 	Player 	Years Played
6679.80	It's Blitz! Track 2 	3
5714.27	CP 	2
5374.98	The Guilloteam 	2
4312.78	Mixon Beer 	3
3765.22	Mac 	2
3406.56	Hasta Laviska Baby 	3
3249.90	Neck-Fix and Chill 	2
3224.47	@FFDraftScott 	2
3136.10	Dere-Lick 	2
3106.24	LIVE With It 	2
3058.93	Ya Hate 2 See It 	3
3000.73	Out of Luck 	2
2980.07	Last Coach Standing 	1
2489.61	Henry VIII 	2
2401.59	Bobecue Chicken 	2
1885.08	Shotti's Bugatti 	2
1817.79	Carole Pigskin 	1
1738.10	Bad Boys 	2
1238.56	Bluedevils 	1
698.91 	Phillip's Team 	1
391.19 	Steve Blackman's Nun	2
==Remaining Budget==
Remaining Budget as of 11/2/2021
Player 	Total Budget
Beach McBungalow 	$1000
Bad VRs 	$886
Return of the Mac 	$834
Last Matts Standing 	$802
Sloppy Seconds 	$774
Out of Luck 	$595
Neck-Fix and Chill 	$498
CP 	$381
RemDawg Forever 	$344
The Guilloteam 	$163
The Titanic 	$122
I Can Dere-lick My Own Bals	$0
Mixon Beer with Liquor 	0
Ya Hate 2 See It 	0
Hasta Laviska Baby 	0
Shotti's Bugatti 	0
It's Blitz! Track 2 	0
Bad Boys 	0
Pats a bitch 	0
==CONCLUSION==
That's all for this week! Have a good week, see everyone Thursday night for the Wheel of Fate, and happy hunting!