If Rudolph Was Normal

If Rudolph was just a normal reindeer... 
Sam: *pours beer into his coffee* Rudolph the REINDEER had a NOSE 
And if you ever saw it you would even say NOTHING 
All of the other reindeer used to ACCEPT HIM COMPLETELY 
They never let RUDOLPH LIFT ANYTHING HEAVY ON HIS OWN 
Rudolph is pulling Santa's sleigh to the launchpad
Random reindeer: Here, let me get that for you. 
Rudolph: Thank you.
Sam: Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say: 
Santa: Ho ho ho! Rudolph, YOU CAN'T HELP CHRISTMAS IS RUINED! *runs off crying*
Sam: *makes a face and pours more beer into his coffee* Then how the reindeer HAD UNFAIR UNEXPLAINED EXPECTATIONS OF RUDOLPH and they CRIED 
Other reindeer cry and run away
Sam: Rudolph the REINDEER YOU'RE THE SAME AS ANY OTHER DANG REINDEER 
Rudolph: D: