人類猫化計画 (Jinrui Nekoka Keikaku)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
どこかどこかの人が考えた計画 	dokoka dokoka no hito ga kangaeta keikaku 	Somewhere, someone thought up a plan.
それは全ての人を猫にする事だったんだ 	sore wa subete no hito o neko ni suru koto datta n da 	It was to turn every person into a cat.
なぜか分からないけど、計画は進んでた 	naze ka wakaranai kedo, keikaku wa susundeta 	I don't know why, but the plan progressed,
絶対に成功させると猫神に誓って 	zettai ni seikō saseru to nekogami ni chikatte 	vowing to the cat-god that they would absolutely make the plan succeed.
いつか猫になりたい　そう思う事あるでしょう 	itsuka neko ni naritai sō omou koto aru deshō 	Haven't you ever thought, "I'd like to be a cat someday"?
だからこの計画を、そう人類猫化計画 	dakara kono keikaku o, sō jinrui nekoka keikaku 	So follow this plan, yes, the plan to catify the human race.
 	 	
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫にしちゃおう 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ　にゃんて素敵なんだ 	kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da 	There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be!なんて nante "how [much] ..." is misspelled nyante to make it sound like a stereotypical cat meow.
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫になろうよ 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんな丸まって　人類猫化計画 	kitto minna marumatte jinrui nekoka keikaku 	Surely everyone will curl up like a ball in the plan to catify the human race.
 	 	
その1　猫になれば　自由に生きていける 	sono ichi neko ni nareba jiyū ni ikite ikeru 	Point 1: If we become cats, we can live in freedom.The video displays the following questionnaire:1. 自由に生きたい　はい　いいえ1. Jiyū ni ikitai hai iie1. Do you want to live in freedom? yes no2. ふわふわでもこもこになりたい　はい　いいえ2. Fuwafuwa de mokomoko ni naritai hai iie2. Do you want to be soft and fluffy? yes no3. 可愛すぎる猫耳もしっぽも手に入れたい　はい　いいえ3. Kawaisugiru nekomimi mo shippo mo te ni iretai hai iie3. Do you want to get super-cute cat ears and tail? yes no
その2　ふわふわでもこもこになれちゃうんだ 	sono ni fuwafuwa de mokomoko ni narechau n da 	Point 2: We can be all soft and fluffy.
その3　可愛すぎる猫耳もしっぽも手に入る 	sono san kawaisugiru nekomimi mo shippo mo te ni hairu	Point 3: We'll get super-cute cat ears and tails.
これは猫になるしかないでしょう 	kore wa neko ni naru shika nai deshō 	The only way for this is to become cats.
猫神様が言った人々を猫に変えよっと 	nekogami-sama ga itta hitobito o neko ni kaeyotto 	The cat god said, "I'll change the people into cats."
だからこの計画を、そう人類猫化計画 	dakara kono keikaku o, sō jinrui nekoka keikaku 	So follow this plan, yes, the plan to catify the human race.
 	 	
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫にしちゃおう 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ　にゃんて素敵なんだ 	kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da 	There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be!
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫になろうよ 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんなこたつで　猫ろんでいた 	kitto minna kotatsu de nekoronde ita 	Surely everyone will catnap by the heater.Literally, "lie down at the kotatsu". A kotatsu is a low table over a heat source. The word nekorobu "lie down" is misspelled using the word 猫 neko "cat".
 	 	
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫にしちゃおう 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni shichaō 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's turn ourselves into cats.
きっと世界平和だ　にゃんて素敵なんだ 	kitto sekaiheiwa da nyante suteki na n da 	There'll be world peace for sure. How pawsome would that be!
皆、猫になりたい　なら、猫になろうよ 	mina, neko ni naritai nara, neko ni narō yo 	Everyone wants to be a cat. If so, let's become cats.
きっとみんな丸まって　人類猫化計画 	kitto minna marumatte jinrui nekoka keikaku 	Surely everyone will curl up like a ball in the plan to catify the human race.
==Notes==
==External Links==
*Len's Lyrics - Romaji and translation source
*piapro - Off-vocal
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