Snot

one day there was a man named vidya
he traveled from land to land eating people with his giant urethra and he was really gay and hated women with alrge breasts
one day snot started coming out of his 300 mile cock that was curled like a rope in his jeans
the snot splattered the world and the scent attracted giant aliens, they had never sensed snot before because there was not enough of it
vidya slapped them all out of the way with his humongous phallus
but he was sent flying into space and he flipped around and his dick destroyed the world
the end
Category:Hawt
Category:Autism