Nyx and Alliance's Daily Argument: A Hidden Realms Short Story

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Alliance *groaning*: I am going to kill Howell when we get home
Nyx: IF we get home
But, what did the poor guy do again? I wasn’t paying attention, the last five hundred and 61 times.
Alliance: 1) He took my imparter for some ‘special adjustments’ and you broke yours. So now we’re most likely never going to get home.
2) He keeps-
Nyx *raises an eyebrow and cracks knuckles*
Nyx: Carry on
Alliance: Nothing, absolutely nothing. Wait is that-
Nyx: NAAH
A LIFE SIZE DORA CUTOUT
Alliance *face palms* You are an absolute-
Nyx: I need to find this girl glasses. She’s like actually blind.
Alliance: The guy who tried robbing your chicken wings once. He was in our class too, actually he tried doing it that time we went to the museum.
Nyx: I forgot about him. Eh let’s just leave him
Alliance *shocked* But, you never...
*Nyx runs up to Liam who is talking to a girl*
Alliance *muttering* This is not going to end well
Nyx *fake crying* I can NOT believe you
Liam: Leah… I thought, you moved countries.
Ria: LIAM WHO IS THIS
Nyx *acting dramatic*: All those lies. ‘We’re going to stay together forever’ he said. The poems you sent me at 2 am even though I was binge watching Netflix shows.
I mean, you said you would never betray me. I was such a fool!
Ria: WHAT *proceeds to throw shopping bag in Liam’s face*
Liam: But-
Ria: Get out of my sight right now, before I throw this heel at you
Nyx: Here, use this as well *gives her, her own shoe*
*Liam runs away quickly*
Nyx: THAT’S RIGHT. NO ONE steals my food
Nyx: And uhh, cheats on me or her. By the way, I love your sunglasses.
Ria: Thank you so much. Your hair is amazing. I would love to chat but I gotta go, cya. Also, here’s your shoe back.
*Nyx walks up to Alliance*
Alliance: WHY ON EARTH-
Nyx: Before you destroy my ear drums let me explain. Yes, this was revenge for my poor, innocent-
Alliance: You did all this because of your food!?
Nyx: Nah, firstly I think the fact that she left him without any hesitation should tell you something. Also, I’ve seen the guy propose to at least 7 people in the SAME WEEK.
Alliance: You have the worst timing...
Nyx: Oh I know; I definitely know that.
Alliance: You’re also extremely hopeless, we should be trying to get back home
Nyx: You have the annoying habit of spitting out facts.
== CHAPTER TWO: A Spat ==
WRITTEN BY ALLIANCE
Alliance and Nyx leave shopping mall
Nyx*Pleased about revenge*
Alliance *Steaming about their broken imparters*
Nyx: OH. MY. GOSH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Alliance: MALLOWMELT!
*All the characters from PawPatrols in cut outs*
Nyx: *Waves hands at cut outs* This is CLEARLY an example of why my life has been scared.
Alliance: *Exasperated* You mean this is only ADDING to your scares. Didn't the Neverseen scared you enough?
Nyx: *Points at her scar* This is called a battle wound. BATTLE WOUND. I'm gonna spell it. B-A-T-T-
Alliance: ALL RIGHT!!
Nyx: Okay. Calm down. No need to get my ear-drums blown out.
Alliance: *Grabs Nyx's arm and storms towards woods* We are going to be home by tonight.
Nyx: Why is that? Do you- Oh. I see. You have a date with Howell.
Alliance: *Fury mode* OH MY GOSH NYX! CAN"T YOU GET CONTROL OF THE WORDS FROM YOUR MOUTH I DO NOT HAVE A DATE WITH HOWELL I HAVE TRAINING ALL RIGHT NOW DON"T TALK!
Nyx: *Fuming*
Alliance*Fuming*
Nyx: *Fuming*
Alliance *Fuming*
*BOTH STILL FUMING*
Nyx: Where are we going?
Alliance: Home
Nyx: I know. But where are we going?
Alliance: Home
Nyx: I know. But where-
Alliance: *Turns on Nyx* HOME. H-O-M-E. THAT SPELLS HOME WHICH IS WHERE WE ARE GOING.
Nyx: Perhaps-
Alliance: I need silence.
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx: What are you going to do? Create something magnificent and leap us home? Or maybe call a pack of Ailcorns and they'll fly us home? Because all that I know is that there are only four Ailcorns and only two of them are full grown. And they live at Havenfield and you would have to have Sophie's ability to communicate to them and-
Alliance: How in a million years did I end up with you on this mission? So far all we have accomplished is-Let me do the math-NOTHING! And some how you broke your imparter and got vengeance for some chicken wings. Also question: How DID you break your imparter?
Nyx: All right stop your ranting. I didn't try to break my imparter. It fell out of my pocket and then two bicycles rode over it and one car. Now do you see? It wasn't my fault.
Alliance: *rubs face* And when did this happen?
Nyx: Right after we leaped.
Alliance: WHAT?
Nyx: *Kicks a small rock* So yeah. How much Alliance rage am I going to get. How about on a scale of one to ten-
Alliance: Stop talking.
Alliance: *Opens up satchel and takes out a vile with green colored light*
Nyx: Uh, what are you doing? If that is from a star then help me and if that is from one of the YOU KNOW WHAT STARS, then Ancients, oh please help me.
Alliance: *Large eye roll* It's a way to get back home. Well the first step.
Nyx: *Narrows Eyes* First step?
Alliance: Yes. Step one: Open up the vile and release the light. Step two: Create a portal with the light-
Nyx: Impossible.
Alliance: Possible
Nyx: Impossible
Alliance: Possible
Nyx: Impossible
Alliance: Possible and stop talking.
Nyx: What? Am I not allowed to speck again?
Alliance: That would be "Impossible" As I was saying. Step three: Light walk through the portal. Step four: Fill vile with the light from your destination. Good?
Nyx: *Grumbles* Not even remotely.
== CHAPTER THREE: A Dark Void ==
WRITTEN BY ALLIANCE
*After walking into portal that Alliance created. Very dark*
Nyx: Hey, Alliance?
Alliance: What? 
Nyx: Why do I trust you?
Alliance: Because.
Nyx: Very strong answer.
*Silence* 
Nyx: So. What are we suppose to do?
Alliance: WELL, EXACTLY!
Nyx: EXACTLY WHAT?
Alliance: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Nyx: HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE NO IDEA?
Alliance: BECAUSE.
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx: Do you want to the calming down thing that we tend to do?
Alliance: *Sighs* Why not.
== CHAPTER THREE PART TWO: A Dark Void ==
*Still in a dark void*
Nyx: Lady Alliance, I must ask a very hard question. 
Alliance: Go ahead, Lady Nyx.
Nyx: How must we get out of here Lady Alliance?
Alliance: THIS IS A COOL DOWN NOT A REPEAT THE QUESTION IN A DIFFERENT FORM! GOSH YOU ARE SO HARD!
Nyx: Alright, gosh, I defitaly have a ear drum that needs replacing.
Alliance: Just-
Nyx: Be quiet? Shut up? Fix your ear drum? What do you want me to do?
Alliance: If you hadn't broken your imparter, we could be home right now!
Nyx: 1) I didn't break my imparter-
Alliance: I don't care.
Nyx: But-
Alliance: I. Don't. Care. We are going to be stuck in here forever.
Nyx: Woah. Is this really happening? The mighty Alliance giving up! The time has come for the Wonderful, Magnificent, Nyx to save the world to day. First, I must analize the problem. Hmm...
Alliance: I GOT IT!
Nyx: Oh what a big bummer. You got what? A tick? A flea? A scratch? A-
Alliance: I know how to get us out of here.
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx:
Alliance:
Nyx: You want to know why I'm not celebrating?
Alliance: 
Nyx: Because last time you 'knew' how to save us, we got stuck in here. So, I'll restate my question: Alliance, why do I trust you?
Alliance: Because I'm the heads of this operation and mission and everything.
Nyx: Oh boy...
== CHAPTER FOUR: The Children ==
Nyx: The world has officially turned against me!
Alliance: *tieing Nyx's hands together with light rope* How so?
Nyx: Because it seems like you have lost your mind.
Alliance: *tieing Nyx's feet together with light rope* I concur.
Nyx: *Growls* Why you rotten flea bitten lousy MHHFF!!!!
Alliance: *Hand over Nyx's mouth* THERE ARE CHILDREN READING THIS!!!!
Nyx:
Alliance: 
Cricket: Cricket. Cricket. Cricket.
STOMP
Nyx: Ewwww. Why'd you do that?
Alliance: Because I couldn't stand it.
Nyx: How so?
Alliance: Because it reminded me of the time when- WAIT A SECOND!!!! *Sparks* *Alliance turning towards Nyx* 
Nyx: *Drops to knees* Please M'lady I beg of you. Please let me live on, I can not go on without my goodbyes please let me live-
Alliance: Stop it.
Nyx: *Shoulders slump* Why? Did you not like it? I had that all planed in case this ever happened-
Alliance: YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!? WHY YOU-
Nyx: *covering Alliance's mouth* Shhhhhh. The children.
Alliance: *snaps and creates a blinding white orb* 
Nyx: *falls backwards* Honestly why girl?
Alliance: For two purposes. 1) So you would shut up and 2) so I could see where we really are
Nyx: The void.
Alliance: *ignoring Nyx* Mumbling incoherently*
Nyx: Long days are just the greatest
== CHAPTER FIVE: Spilling Some tEa in the void ==
Alliance: We Miss Nyx, are now in the Void. Taa-daa.
Nyx: ...
Nyx: So, are you gonna tell me, what we do next!?
Alliance: SO about that,
Nyx: You know, even THE *CENSORED FOR CHILDREN* cut out DORA would have had a better plan.
Alliance: Oh come on. She's BLIND.
Nyx *dramatic gasp* We DO NOT insult the celeb Dora like that. She was my childhood ICON.
Alliance: But you were the one who-
Nyx: NOT a word. Now, what's the plan?
Alliance: Why do I always have to think of the plans. YOU never-
Nyx: So weren't you the one who said you were the like 'leader' and YOU would make the plan even when I was TRYING to give you a suggestion??
Alliance: TRYING!? You were mourning over your chicken wings for goodness sake.
Nyx: I risked my life by SPRINTING out that museum door under the EVIL, EVIL, EVIL eyes of our teacher, so I could purchase those wings. And they were TWICE THE USUAL price.
Alliance: ...
Allaince: I shouldn't have killed that cricket. It made good background sounds.
Nyx: ...
Nyx: You know, I think our friends don't care about us.
Alliance: Why?
Nyx: We've been gone for 18 hours and no-ones contacted us..
Alliance *facepalms*: WE DONT HAVE OUR IMPARTERS
Nyx: Telepathy though.. I mean Ace and Ella are pretty strong cognates.
Alliance *full on Asian aunty gossip mode*: You think they'd be good together?
Nyx *full on Asian aunty matchmaker mode*: No, just no,
Alliance: But like MAYBE.
Nyx: If you look into Ace's eyes, you can see that longing for SOMEONE ELSE. That sadness, that sorrow, the misery. *wipes an imaginary tear*
Alliance: ... WHO!?
Nyx: I can't reveal that. Also, I'm 98.3% sure Zoran and Ella have WAYYY better chemistry. 
Alliance: You have a point. 
Nyx: Why are we.. shippin our friends!?
Alliance: Wait, thats actually weird.
Nyx: CUTT CUTT, no more Asian aunty mode.
Alliance: Was I .. possessed?
Nyx: I mean I'm pretty sure, you're a robot. So..
Alliance: HOLY MALLOWMELT, PLZ MURDER ME. I'm not a robot.
Nyx: So anyways. Spill the tea. NOW
Alliance *nervous sweating* What tea.. Idk any tea. What even Is tea.
Nyx: Oh for goodness sake. 
Alliance: *blurts out* Howell-kinda-asked-me-out-on-a-'date'-but-he-said-like-as-friends-and-I-kinda-rejected-him-and-now-hes-acting-super-weird. And NOW I REGRET RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIP.
Nyx*gasps* You poor thing. I knew it. I will beat the living crap out of him. And proceed to crush his skull into a million pieces whilst watching him suffer and then-
*Howell enters void with a weird device thing*
Howell *gulps* Why are we planning to murder me..
Alliance *pins Howell down* YOU TOOK 18 HOURS. I HAVE HAD TO SUFFER WITH THIS PSYCHO WOMAN FOR 18 (Censored for kids) UNBEARABLE HOURS.
Nyx *eating random popcorn with squished cricket in her hand*
Nyx *chanting* Confess, confess, confess
*Howell and Alliance glare at Nyx*
Nyx: This was some good tea.. Too bad Ella wasn't here. 
Howell: Umm so..
Alliance: Right. *Stands up*
Howell: Friends..?
Alliance: *angry* I'll think about it.
Nyx: OH COME ON
== CHAPTER SIX: A VERY, VERY, VERY, (Berry smoothie!) Dusty Market. Did we forget to mention in the middle of nowhere? ==
Howell: *Takes out silvery disk*
Disk: *Lights up into a portal*
Howell: *proudly* This is going to get us home.
Alliance: Are you-
Nyx: On a percentage scale, what would it be?
Howell: Oh, I'm entirely confident-
Nyx: *raises eyebrows and puts hands on hips* Hmm?
Howell: *Gulps* Entirely confident-
Alliance: *Under breath* Queue foot tapping...
Nyx: *Foot tapping* Hmm?
Howell: I'm 99.99% SURE-
Nyx: So you're now using Clorox wipes slogan?
Howell: *Shrinks* 99.98%
Cricket from previous chapter: *Comes back to life and hops on Nyx's shoulder* Chirp. *A cricket glare*
Howell: FINE, I'm not entirely confident-
Nyx: 80% sure?
Howell: If you would listen to me for one second-
Nyx: 70%?
Alliance: *Snorts in amusement*
Howell: *Red faced and annoyed, as the reader will probably understand* Now listen here-
Nyx: Aaaaannnnnddddd, your eyes just said the percentage dropped from
70% 
to
DRUMROLL!!!!!
Cricket: *Drumming*
Nyx: 
Alliance: WHY AREN'T WE HOME!?!?!?! YOU [CENSORED FOR CHILDREN] 
TO BE CONTINUED 
(Soon Hopefully!)