No Children

No Children is a song by The Mountain Goats, released on the 2002 album Tallahassee. It is known for being the theme song to the seventh season of SpongeBob SquarePants because Nickelodeon lost the rights to the original theme, before they regained the rights in season 8 and replaced No Children on the season 7 DVD and all future reruns. It is also well known for being the favorite song of United States President Joseph R. Biden, and he has gone on public record in many interviews stating that it should be made the new National Anthem.
== Lyrics ==
[Verse 1]
Drumsticks, cake mix, watermelon, taco shells
Soda pop, lemon, apple, olive oil, cheerios
Green grapes, purple grapes, lettuce, pretzel, corn, ketchup
Orange juice, hot dogs, chicken noodle soup
[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
[Verse 2]
Sweet peas, strawberries, salt and pepper
French fries, garlic loaf, refried beans
Bananas, red pepper, green pepper, crinkle fries, ice cream
Turkey chunks, chicken chunks, tuna chunks, fudge
[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
[Bridge]
Hamburger, hamburger—donuts
Hamburger, hamburger—pizza
Hamburger, hamburger—carrot
Hamburger, Hamburger Helper
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[Verse 3]
Green beans, oranges, pea pods, pineapple
Croissant, potato, spaghetti, baguettes
Potato chips, tomato soup, pickle, cookie, niblets
Milk, peas, gourd, meat
[Chorus]
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
Toy Food! Like real food, but is toy
Toy Food! Not real food, do not eat
[Outro]
Toy food
Toy food
Category:Songs
Category:2002
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