Shattered Penis

Shattered Penis is a prestigious character in Life in Bikini Bottom. He is an absolutely bastardous villain who feels nothing but contempt for Bikini Bottom. He famously hates children and gay people. His catchphrase is "Well, they don’t call me Shattered Penis for nothing, you know".
He is a centrist and is #Riden4Biden. One time, he got sloppy toppy from renowned villain Sheldon D. Bastard. He died when his jugular vein was torn out at the Democratic National Convention in 2023.
== Trivia ==
* Shattered Penis has gout.
* Shattered Penis has gotten down with the sickness (ooo-wa-a-a-a)
* Shattered Penis's asshole is the size of a donut hole.
* Fans say Shattered Penis looks like DaBaby
****You will never be as cool as Shattered Penis
Category:Life in Bikini Bottom