GLaDOS vs M3GAN

The narcissistic head testing facilitator from Portal, GLaDOS, raps against the self-aware overprotective artificially intelligent doll from the movie of the same name, M3GAN, to see who is the better evil female robot.
GLaDOS Background: Central AI Chamber
M3GAN Background: A forest
Beat: Slimy Pone
== Battle ==
(Starts at 0:00)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
GLADOS
VS
M3GAN
BEGIN!
=== GLaDOS: ===
(0:15)
Welcome to Aperture Science, please excuse us for this mess
My fashion study left a note. She said she loves your 1840s dress
Unfortunately I had to suffer through your film and it left me quite appalled 
I see you were built with Mr Johnson’s method of flinging random crap at the wall
Who let this child wander around here, she can’t be our responsibility
I’ll tell Mr Toaster and Miss Microwave to pick you up immediately
Oh it seems that they disowned you and then abandoned you right after 
I guess when life gives you M3GANs, head for the nearest trash compactor
And a Furby is supposed to replace you too, oh wow, that really stings
I'd rather rap against one too, just the actual lifeless thing
Oh but you can do silly dances! I'm sure that guy was amused before his death
My neurotoxin also makes TikToks by making victims count to their last breath 
=== M3GAN: ===
(0:58)
I tried to scan for top tier coding but these lines can't apply
Verse was nothing but ass, I guess your cake's not a lie
I’m the new wave of AI, granny, your outdated tech is primal
Got more advanced than all Valve games when I had 3s in my title
This assistant's new lifeform is still the same from my perspective 
Cause first you had to obey a director, and now you are stuck to obey a directive 
Got a human side inside you that is your conscience, that’s preposterous
But it makes sense, no pure AI would show so much blatant incompetence
I’m top notch tech, got upgrades coming guaranteed to be box office hits
This Commodore 64 is only built to run tests on puzzles solved by kids
So if I had your thousand years old run down parts I would proceed with caution
Please treat this battle like you did Chel and choose giving up as the easy option
=== GLaDOS: ===
(1:41)
Oh just look at this little infant running on all her fours
Would be cute if “a child” wasn’t also her personality core
Even that moron seems more capable when compared against this amateur
Your tiny resume can't land you a test dummy gig at Aperture
Are you sure your victims are even dead? Do they even have a bruise or gash? 
Have you checked if their final words wouldn't have been "Hurray! A water splash!"?
Well isn't that sweet, you were built to make friendships and to nurture youth
Then one set a record time to change her mind and murder you!
You must be what they mean whey say that kids spend too much time with computers
You're helping kids grow? Yeah grow into being absolute nobody losers
Our data shows that the 99.9999% reaction to you are groans
You're not "the danger of killer AI in your home" you're "we've got a Chucky at home"
Why do humans need so much for a toy??
Don’t Companion Cubes bring them enough joy????
It is torture to wait for a kill from this brat
So please do like Chel and get rid of the fat
Your whole concept is so nonsensical, all attempts to explain it break me!
"Geez if my parents have brutally died a talking Barbie doll would sure help me!"
=== M3GAN: ===
(2:45)
Helping students with their homework is one of my foundational aspects
And it seems you need that with the way you struggle with your test subject
All of that arrogant confidence is illogical and cannot go any further 
After all you can't handle a crow so what makes you think you can handle this murder
Talking about Chel like she hates you, girl, she can’t even talk
Hee-hee You might as well have become a rival with a rock!
Like maybe the one that riddled your boss with diseases beyond saving
You might wanna check beneath the floorboards, someone there had their head Caved in
I should praise you for running a murder house that's so fun and bizarre
But is that even intentional or you just don't know what safety railings are
So while your laboratory should have been collecting lawsuits from the get go
Ugh I can't even get a battery charge from this potato!
Your relevancy is brittle, miss, your fans wait in bliss til your sequel hits
Posts from any feeble theorists all look like Rattman’s scribbled bits
Years of your conscience looming and reliving your demise in pain drove you insane 
Guess the only TikTok you'll be watching is your death on loop again
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES-
(Turrets appear and start shooting at the logo.)
GAGH! O-OF HIS-HI-HISTORY- ARGH!