1000 Ways of Fate

It is a 2008 tv series.
Cast
Om Nom - Narrator 1
Karl - Narrator 2
Swampy,Spike,Annabeth,Eva,Top Cat,Pop Fizz,Sunset Shimmer,Time Travel Om Noms,Discord,Etain,Twilight Sparkle,Snaptrap,G,Jet-Vac,Spyro,Gill Grunt,Trigger Happy,Eruptor,etc. - Victims
Danny - Jules Sylvester
Rabbit -
Sebastian -
Stories
Swampy Dearest
Victim:Swampy
De-Chaired
Victim:Top Cat
De-Done
Victim:Sunset Shimmer
Falling Down on the Assignment
Doggerel Plot
Victim:Olaf (Frozen)
Chili Today...Gone Tomorrow
Doggerel Plot
*Karl: Eva and Spike are in a two-week bus tour through the Desert South-west.
*Karl: They're hoping to buy a few souvenirs at Chief Pop Fizz's Trading post.
*Karl: Spike spot something that can sink his teeth to.
*Karl: Spike should've listened. That's one of the world's hottest peppers. The infamous Ghost Chili. Pepper Heat is measured in Scoville units. The Ghost registers at a million and a half,400 times hotter than Tobasco.
*Karl: Spike's mouth felt the inside of a pizza open.
*Karl: Spike grabs a drink out of the fridge to douse the flames. Which is the worst thing he could've done. You see,Spike would've survived the ghost pepper. But not the deadly rattle snake venom that Chief Pop Fizz collects for the local university.
*Danny:There's enough venom to kill about 500 people. But in fact of eating hot peppers,the blood rushing to the mouth,he must've have open wounds in his mouth straight into the blood system. He could've just went onto shock.he couldn't breathe, and died on the spot.
*Karl: Spike was a dummy who bit off more than he could chew. He washed it down with some fatal snake venom. And gave up the ghost...pepper.
Victim:Spike
R.I.APART
Victim:Disco Om Nom
Birded Away
Victim:Greek Om Nom
Fabulous Fabulous Bang Bang
Victim: Annabeth
Dizzy Drink-er
Victim:Pop Fizz
Fate Head
Victim: Pirate Om Nom
Dog Whipped
Victim:Pharoah Om Nom
Funnel Snaked
Doggerel Plot
Victim:Pinkie Pie
Appit-ality (Habit Splabit)
Doggerel Plot
*Om Nom: Cranky had a dream: He wanted to look his carve and cut was a professional body builder. The problem was,Cranky was lazy as vein. Following the path at least persistance,Cranky had a little shortcut: Liposuction. There was no way Cranky could have afford a real plastic surgeon. His solution: Do it himself. But he need help.
*Om Nom: Best friend Karl was the loyal to a fault do-anything-you-ask,follow you anywhere kind of friend.
*Om Nom: With less of half a brain between them,they came up with a half-a---d plan. For Anistisia,Freeze spray...
*Om Nom:..and a handful of painkillers. For the other important sucking power, a garage vaccum.
*Om Nom: Doctor Karl made a crude insision. Stuck an even cruder tube into Cranky's stomach...and hit the switch.
*Om Nom:Cranky's vaccum can suck up 200 feet of air per minute.A normal house vaccum is in 30 to 40 range. A typical liposuction motor can CFA rating of only 3.
*Om Nom:For a minute,they thought their plan was actually going to work,but then,the fat hit the fan.
*Om Nom:Karl mistakenly locked onto a piece of Cranky's intestines. And began sucking the life out of his dumb friend.
*Om Nom:Before he can pull the plug,Karl had suck enough of Cranky's guts to turn him from a fatty...into a fatality.
*Rainbow Dash (human):A canula is a holic tube instrument designed to go underneath the skin,to suction out the fat cells. In this case, he used a full strength industrial vaccum hose to pierce the skin,the fat cells,the muscle layer and through the dominal cavity,causing the intestines the suck up to the canula,causing blood loss,shock,and death.
*Om Nom:It's not how to figure out liposuction in your own garage is not a good idea.Cranky didn't have a lot of brains...but he sure had a lot of guts.
Victim:Cranky
Fate,Bath & Beyond
Doggerel Plot
Victim:Viking Om Nom
Two Sorrowed
Doggerel Plot
Victims: Pop Fizz & Trigger Happy
Slide Still
Doggerel Plot
Victim: Olaf
Disgusting Dazztale
(It is the final fate in the series)
Doggerel Plot
*Karl: These two available singles hooked up on a internet dating site. Now their on their first date.
*Karl: Applejack neglected to mention in her date match profile, that she's a obsessive germ hater.
*Karl: Earlier that day, she's getting ready for the big night. With compulsive clipping, scrubbing...and brushing. Applejack goes the extra mile of brooming by flushing her nasal passages with a new-aged neti pot.
*Karl: Rainbow Dash is ready to cut to the chase. But Applejack's not going for it. She's got hygiene, not hi-jinks on his mind.
*Karl: After she goes spray crazy with the sanitizer, Applejack sprays Rainbow Dash...with a disgusting load of unsanitized snot.
*Karl: Being doused with blood and b---er juice, was not a first date tacting.
*Karl: Turns out Applejack made a fatal neti pot mistake...You're supposed to use distilled, or sanitized water.
*Karl: Applejack learned no bounds in the pursuit of cleanliness. Spraying, scrubbing and rubbing everything in sight. But in the end, it wasn't germs...it was Applejack who got rubbed out.
Victim: Applejack
Om-nom-1-.png|The Narrator of the show.
250px-Meetswampy14-1-.PNG|The Second Narrator of the Show during the Final Season.
4d6a8628f6b89c7738ecba21fd7626adab460abb-1-.jpg|The Victim of Swampy Dearest.
200px-Spike chuckling frozen lake -1-.png|The Victim of Gem Today,Dead Tomorrow.
1011469 602244799809327 69262681 n-1-.jpg|Pharoah Om Nom: The Victim of Dog Whipped. Prehistoric Om Nom: The Victim of ---- Canned. Greek Om Nom: The Victim of Birded Away. Pirate Om Nom: The Victim of Fate Head. Artist Om Nom: The Victim of Two Sorrowed. And Viking Om Nom: The Victim of Fate,Bath and Beyond.