Osama bin Laden Returns Returns

Osama bin Laden Returns Returns is the second to last episode of the world's most epicest show, The Mr. Zabs Show. In this episode, Then bends tries to make a sequel to Osama bin Laden Returns, but it fights back.
==Transcript==
* [The episode begins with a shot of Then bends house. He is scrolling on SBFW.]
* Then bends: 2 notifications, huh? Let me check it out.
* [Then bends checks his notifications tab, and sees comments on "Osama bin Laden Returns."]
* Then bends: WHAT THE SIGMA? FIREMATCH AND THATJESS COMMENTED ON MY PAGE?! OH, I'M SO HONORED! But, uh, what was this episode, anyway?
* [Then bends clicks on it.]
* Then bends: Oh, it's just some zero effort idiotic thing I made. How come I get recognition for that but not for ANYTHING I PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO! Wait! I need to calm down. I'm sure things won't get any worse.
* Narrator: Later...
* Then bends: NOMINATED FOR A FUCKING SQUARE LOGO AWARD FOR THIS SHIT! THIS? REALLY? I'VE MADE NOTHING BETTER THAN "Oh, I'm speaking arabic to Osama bin Laden, oh I'm Osama bin laden, I'm so offensive and edgy please laugh!" NOTHING BETTER? GAH! THIS SUCKS!
* [Then bends angrily walks away, but gets an epiphany.]
* Then bends: Now wait just a minute... If this shitty episode gets a bunch of success, imagine how much success I would get if I made a sequel!
* [Daydream. "Flower Display" plays in this scene. Zoltan and Then bends are sitting on a bench, next to a tree.]
* Zoltan: Oh, Then bends! I love you! That episode, "Osama bin Laden Returns Returns" was amazing!
* Then bends: I know, I know!
* [Zoltan goes down onto one knee.]
* Zoltan: Will you... double marry me?
* Then bends: OH MY GOD YES!!!
* [Then bends and Zoltan hug. Cut back to now.]
* Then bends (besotted): Oh, Zoltan!
* [Then bends quickly goes back to thinking normally and shakes his head.]
* Then bends: But I'm getting ahead of myself.
* [Then bends goes outside of his house. He slams the door open.]
* Then bends: I'm off to find "Osama bin Laden Returns!"
* [Then bends starts running around all crazy.]
* Then bends: Going to work, going to work, I'm going to work! I'm going to work, I'm going to work! I'm going to work! I'm going to work. I'm going to work, going to work, go-going to work. I'm crossing the street! Crossing the street! I'm crossing the street! Crossin-
* [He runs straight into Mr. Zabs. "Mr Krabs Happy Jig" plays.]
* Then bends: Mr. Zabs!
* Mr. Zabs: Then bends... what do you want?
* Then bends: I'm off to find "Osama bin Laden Returns!"
* Mr. Zabs: I wouldn't do that if I were you.
* Then bends: How come?
* Mr. Zabs: As we know, "SpongeBob SquarePants Returns" and "Squiddard, the Choir Boy," were pretty dangerous! How can we be so sure "Osama bin Laden Returns" isn't?
* Then bends: We can't be sure! (Laughter)
* [Then bends runs away.]
* Mr. Zabs: There's something seriously wrong with that guy.
* Muscle Man: You know who else has something seriously wrong with them? My uncle John. He's a mechanic.
* [Pause.]
* Muscle Man: You know who taught him? MY MOM!
* [Mr. Zabs looks to the camera and does the "Cuckoo sign". Transition to the Bowling Alley.]
* Mr. Zabs: Where is this bitch?
* Bowling Pin: Don't call me that!
* Mr. Zabs: Heh-heh, um I didn't say that...
* Bowling Pin: Well, who did?
* Mr. Zabs: Uh...
* [Mr. Zabs looks around, he sees SpongeGlock. w/ Legs]
* SpongeGlock w/ Legs: Hi!
* Mr. Zabs: She did!
* Bowling Pin: Oh, okay. I was gonna beat up whoever said that, but that's a gun... with legs!
* Mr. Zabs: I know, right? Anyway, I need your help.
* Bowling Pin: What can I do you for?
* Mr. Zabs: I need to stop Then bends tirade of finding "Osama bin Laden Returns!"
* Bowling Pin: I'd love to join it but... I'm pregnant! I don't want to risk this unborn life.
* Mr. Zabs: Aw, man!
* [Mr. Zabs leaves the bowling alley.]
* Mr. Zabs: I need to find someone else who can help me!
* [Cut to a shot fo Kuromi arguing with My Melody.]
* Kuromi: GAH! I hate you so much!
* My Melody: But you're my friend!
* [Mr. Zabs walks by and grabs Kuromi.]
* Kuromi: HEY! LET GO!
* My Melody: Bye, Kuromi!
* [Cut to Mr. Zabs walking.]
* Kuromi: Where are you taking me?
* Mr. Zabs: We need to stop Then bends!
* Kuromi: What'd he do?
* Mr. Zabs: He's trying to find...
* [Mr. Zabs throws Kuromi into the delivery boat behind The Patty Shack.]
* Mr. Zabs: "Osama bin Laden Returns!"
* Kuromi: And how is that a bad thing?
* Mr. Zabs: He could get killed!
* Kuromi: And how is that a bad thing?
* Mr. Zabs: We'll cease to exist! I'd rather die 12 years from now then 12 seconds from now!
* Kuromi: True, true. I agree with your statement.
* Mr. Zabs: Alright, now you drive.
* Kuromi: I can't. I'm still in Rizz Academy. 
* Mr. Zabs: Come on, Kuromi. It's just 16 hours away. 
* Kuromi: Well, yeah, but... 
* Mr. Zabs: Just do what you do in school. 
* Kuromi: Well, okay. Wait, don't tell me. 
* Mr. Zabs: Back it up. 
* Kuromi: Huh? 
* Mr. Zabs: Back... it up. 
* Kuromi: Right, back... it up. 
* [Kuromi tries to move the stick shift down.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Back it up! 
* Kuromi: Okay, okay! 
* Mr. Zabs: Shift into reverse, Kuromi!
* Kuromi: Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse. 
* [Kuromi sees the words "Forward" and "Reverse" in the car turn into Korean writing.]
* Mr. Zabs: Back it up! 
* Kuromi: (shifts gears) Backing up! Backing up! 
* [The boat backs up at ludicrous speed.] 
* Mr. Zabs: Gimme the wheel, Kuromi. Give me the wheel! 
* Kuromi: Backing up! Backing up! Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ack-i-i-i-i-i-ng up!
* [Dip to the next morning.]
* Kuromi: Backing up! Backing up! Backing up! Backing up! 
* [The boat stops.] 
* Kuromi: Backing up. 
* Mr. Zabs: Well... you fucked up. And you know what? I think we've gone plaid! And you know what else? 
* [Shot of Nowhere.]
* Mr. Zabs: We're in the middle of nowhere!
* Kuromi: Hey, it's not my fault! You were the one who told me to drive!
* Mr. Zabs: Right, right. Well, now we're stranded!
* Kuromi: We've done a plot like this already, haven't we.
* Mr. Zabs: "Hubert: The Movie," yes.
* Kuromi: That's just it! We've been in a situation like this before! I bet there's gonna be an elevator right...
* [Kuromi starts turning to the right.]
* Kuromi: There!
* Mr. Zabs: And we obviously don't go in, right?
* Kuromi: Well it's worth a shot. Plus, it has a zipline right to the homeless shelter "Osama bin Laden Returns" lives.
* Mr. Zabs: And if we get stuck?
* Kuromi: We won't.
* [They step into the elevator. It gets stuck.]
* Mr. Zabs: You lying bastard!
* Kuromi: Wait, wait wait! Watch this.
* [Kuromi looks to the camera.]
* Kuromi: I have to go now. My planet needs me.
* [Kuromi's animation cel is moved up on the screen. Cut to outside of the elevator. Kuromi grabs on the top of it, freeing her from this moving cel state.]
* Kuromi (really loudly so Mr. Zabs can hear her): SEE? I TOLD YOU SO!
* [Cut back to inside the elevator.]
* Mr. Zabs: OKAY! I'LL TRY IT OUT!
* [Mr. Zabs looks to the camera.]
* Mr. Zabs: I have to go now. My planet needs me.
* [Mr. Zabs' animation cel is moved up on the screen. Cut to outside of the elevator. Mr. Zabs grabs on the top of it, freeing him from this moving cel state.]
* Mr. Zabs: I'm feeling a bit sigma! Let's go stop Then bends!
* Kuromi: What is Then bends doing anyway?
* [Kuromi pulls out binoculars. Cut to Then bends. He appears to be walking to "Osama bin Laden Returns' house."]
* Then bends: Seq-sequels! Meeting all of your something something needs!
* [Cut back to Kuromi and Mr. Zabs on top of the elevator.]
* Kuromi: We've gotta stop him!
* Mr. Zabs: But how! We have no way to move this thing!
* Kuromi: We're gonna have to push it!
* [Kuromi walks off of the elevator. She then looks down, before falling, however she stops falling suddenly. She then starts to push the elevator, causing it to start going forward at a high speed. Kuromi then goes back on top of the elevator.]
* Mr. Zabs: Oh, crap!
* Kuromi: What, what is it?!
* Mr. Zabs: It's The Red Baron!
* Kuromi: Crap!
* [Kuromi cuts the zipline.]
* Mr. Zabs: You idiot! You just-
* [The elevator explodes in the sand. Cut to SpongeBob's library.]
* Patrick: And everyone died. The end.
* SpongeBob: That didn't help at all.
* Narrator: You really thought they died? No! They're fine!
* [Cut back to the episode.]
* Mr. Zabs: You idiot! You just-
* [The elevator falls offscreen, however it quickly comes back up, with a propeller hat in the middle of it.]
* Mr. Zabs: We're flying!
* [The Red Baron starts shooting cannonballs at the elevator.]
* Mr. Zabs: We've got to defeat The Red Baron!
* Kuromi: Not to worry!
* [Kuromi grabs an "ACME Bomb" out of her pocket and throws it at The Red Baron.]
* Mr. Zabs: Nice shot!
* [As Mr. Zabs uses telekinesis to steer the elevator, Kuromi lights a bunch of illegal fireworks, causing The Red Baron's sensors to screw up.]
* Kuromi: Take that!
* Mr. Zabs: Bombs away!
* [Mr. Zabs shoots a cannon at The Red Baron. The Red Baron veers off its path, hitting the Twin Towers.]
* Mr. Zabs: Ooh! That's gotta hurt!
* Kuromi: But we won!
=== Musical Number 1 ===
[KUROMI AND MR. ZABS]
We did it!
We did it!
We did it!
Yay!
* Mr. Zabs: Now let's go get Then bends!
* [Cut to Then bends knocking on "Osama bin Laden Return's" room.]
* Osama bin Laden Returns: Hell-oh... you.
* Then bends: Yes, it's me!
* [Osama bin Laden Returns grabs Then bends, and slams the door shut. Cut back to Mr. Zabs and Kuromi.]
* Mr. Zabs: There he is!
* [Cut to Osama bin Laden Return's room. Just as he is about to stab Then bends, the elevator crashes in the side of the room.]
* Mr. Zabs: STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
* Then bends: But Zoltan!
* Mr. Zabs: BUT NOTHING!
* Then bends: But Zoltan!
* Mr. Zabs: BUT NOTHING!!
* Then bends: But-
* Mr. Zabs: NO!
* [Everyone becomes silent.]
* Then bends: I guess you're right... Zoltan probably doesn't even love me anymore.
* [Mr. Zabs, Then bends and Kuromi start walking home.]
* Mr. Zabs: Hey, Then bends. Don't beat yourself up. I'm sure Zoltan loves you a lot!
* [Mr. Zabs boops Then bends' nose.]
* Then bends: (giggles) Really?
* Mr. Zabs: Yeah! I mean he's a pretty nice guy!
* Narrator: Ah, The Mr. Zabs Show... here we see the world's finest example of glazing. I guess it's alright in this case. Stay tuned for the final episode of "The Mr. Zabs Show!" coming April 7th.
* [The end.]
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