納豆ごしにブレーカーいじったら声変わりした (Nattougoshi ni Breaker Ijittara Koegawari Shita)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
帰ったら 真っ暗だ 停電か？ 	kaettara makkura da teiden ka? 	When I got home, it was super dark; did the power go out?
困ったな どうしよう 	komatta na dou shiyou 	Shoot, what now?
ブレーカーを見てみよう 	bureekaa o mite miyou 	Let me take a look at the breaker
 	 	
※暗いので映像をお届けできません。 	※ kurai no de eizou o otodoke dekimasen. 	※ Due to the darkness, we are unable to provide any visuals.
想像してお楽しみください。 	souzou shite otanoshimi kudasai. 	Please use your imagination.
※現在、66が手探りでブレーカーを探しています。 	※ genzai, roro ga tesaguri de bureekaa o sagashite imasu. 	※ Currently, 66 (Roro) is groping around for the breaker.
 	 	
ブレーカーに手を伸ばすと 	bureekaa ni te o nobasu to 	I extend my hand towards the breaker but
ぬくい ぬるつきとホクホクが 	nukui nurutsuki to hokuhoku ga 	It’s warm and sticky, and then soft and crumbly
←ブレーカー 	← bureekaa 	← Breaker
←手 	← te 	← His hand
チンした納豆とポテトでできた 	chin shita nattou to poteto de dekita 	It’s completely covered by a checkered wall
チェックの壁で覆われている 	chekku no kabe de oowarete iru 	of microwaved natto and fried potato,
←汚れちゃった手 	← yogorechatta te 	← His dirtied hand
↑このあたりにそれがあり、本当にひどい。 	↑ kono atari ni sore ga ari, hontou ni hidoi. 	↑ The thing’s somewhere around here, and it looks terrible.
※できる限り補足しますが、限界があります。 	※dekiru kagiri hosoku shimasu ga, genkai ga arimasu. 	※We will assist you as much as possible, but there are limits.
こんなのがあったはずもなく 	konna no ga atta hazu mo naku 	This thing wasn’t even here before
↓だってこんなですよ？ 	↓ datte konna desu yo? 	↓ I mean, it looks like this, you know?
 	 	
あったら多分大家さんに 	attara tabun ooya-san ni 	If it was, I would have surely asked the landlord
「百級建築士？」って聞いたはず 	"hyakkyuu kenchikushi?" tte kiita hazu 	“Did you employ a hundredth-class architect?”
「ナイトメア」ってあだ名つけたはず 	"naitomea" tte adana tsuketa hazu 	I would have surely given it the nickname “Nightmare”
↓神の長さはこれくらい 	↓ kami no nagasa wa kore kurai 	↓ Her hair’s about this long.
↑見るからに優しそうなおばさんです。 	↑ miru kara ni yasashisou na oba-san desu. 	↑ She looks like a kind lady.
 	 	
はやく明るくしようか 	hayaku akaruku shiyou ka 	Let’s get these lights back on quickly
美味しそうで腹立つ壁に 	oishisou de haradatsu kabe ni 	This wall looks so delicious it’s pissing me off
↓黒胡椒の効いた香りがここから 	↓ kurokoshou no kiita kaori ga koko kara 	↓ The aroma of black pepper starts here
↑こんなところまで漂っています。すごいですね。 	↑ konna tokoro made tadayotte imasu. sugoi desu ne. 	↑ You can smell it all the way here. Amazing.
ズブリと突っ込みネチョついた右手でブレーカーを上げた 	zuburi to tsukkomi necho tsuita migite de bureekaa o ageta 	I plunge my now-sticky right hand into it and flip the breaker
↑美味臭くなった凄惨な手 	↑ bimikusaku natta seisan na te 	↑ His gruesome hand that actually smells delicious
あれ？おかしいぞ 	are? okashii zo 	Huh? That’s weird
 	 	
なんか声高くない？ 	nanka koe takakunai? 	Isn’t my voice kinda high?
声変わり？ 	koegawari? 	Did my voice change?
ブレーカーいじったら？ 	bureekaa ijittara? 	When I fiddled with the breaker?
↑困惑のあまり顔面が散らかっています。 	↑ konwaku no amari ganmen ga chirakatte imasu. 	↑ He’s so baffled, his face is distorted.
声帯とWi-Fiで繋がってんの？ 	seitai to Wi-Fi de tsunagatten no? 	Is it connected to my vocal cords through Wi-Fi?
その隣 いじったら 	sono tonari ijittara 	When I tinkered with the next lever
死に際のゾウほどに低くなり 	shinigiwa no zou hodo ni hikuku nari 	my voice became as low as a dying elephant’s
↓汚れを気にせず果敢にいじっています。 	↓ yogore o ki ni sezu kakan ni ijitte imasu. 	↓ He resolutely tinkers with the breaker, ignoring the mess.
←たまに塩辛も混ざっているようです。 	← tama ni shiokara mo mazatte iru you desu. 	← Apparently, in some places there’s also shiokara mixed in.
もう一つ隣をいじったら 	mou hitotsu tonari o ijittara 	and when I tinkered with the one next to that,
消毒用アルコール垂れてきた 	shoudokuyou arukooru tarete kita 	some rubbing alcohol oozed out
←ノズル 	← nozuru 	← Nozzle
↑やりました！ 手がこんなに綺麗に！ 	↑ yarimashita! te ga konna ni kirei ni! 	↑ Yay! His hand’s so clean!
アフターをケアするなら 	afutaa o kea suru nara 	If you’re gonna add some aftercare
ビフォーをやめてくれよ 	bifoo o yamete kure yo 	then don’t do anything before it
↑釈然としないようで、 	↑ shakuzen to shinai you de, 	↑ He doesn’t seem to be satisfied.
複雑な表情をしています。 	fukuzatsu na hyoujou o shite imasu. 	He’s making a complicated expression.
見せたいですね。 	misetai desu ne. 	I really want to show you.
 	 	
↓懐中電灯を探して家を手探りで移動しています。 	↓ kaichuu dentou o sagashite ie o tesaguri de idou shite imasu. 	↓ He’s groping around the house for a flashlight.
←とっても綺麗な手 	← tottemo kirei na te 	← His wonderfully clean hand
↑なんとこっちの部屋にまで香りが届いています。 	↑ nanto kocchi no heya ni made kaori ga todoite imasu. 	↑ Incredibly, the aroma has spread all the way to this room.
そういやスマホで照らせるか 	sou iya sumaho de teraseru ka 	Oh yeah, I can use my phone as a light
↑（綺麗な）手を突っ込んでいます。 	↑ (kirei na) te o tsukkonde imasu. 	↑ He’s stuffed his (super clean) hand into his pocket.
ポッケを弄るがいつの間に 	pokke o ijikuru ga itsu no ma ni 	I dig for it in my pocket but at some point
イカ飯とすり替えられていた 	ika meshi to surikaerarete ita 	It was replaced by squid and rice
↓そりゃこんなリアクションにもなります。 	↓ sorya konna riakushon ni mo narimasu. 	↓ Well, that’s obviously going to lead to this kind of reaction.
何OS 	nani OS 	What OS is this?
何点 	nanten 	How many points?
何点 	nanten 	How many points?
何だこれ 	nanda kore 	What the heck is this?
 	 	
……誰かブレーカーいじってる 	……dareka bureekaa ijitteru 	...Someone’s messing with the breaker
↓急に声が変わったので警戒しています。 	↓ kyuu ni koe ga kawatta no de keikai shite imasu. 	↓ He’s wary now because his voice suddenly changed.
←こんなものを武器にしたってしょうがないでしょう。 	← konna mono o buki ni shita tte shou ga nai deshou. 	← Using this as a weapon isn’t gonna help, you know.
犯人はまだ家にいる 	hannin wa mada ie ni iru 	The culprit’s still inside the house
やめろ かわいくなるだろ 	yamero kawaiku naru daro 	Stop, you’re making me sound cute
何者なんだ？ 	nanimono nanda? 	Who is it?
↓照れています。 	↓ terete imasu. 	↓ He’s blushing.
いじんな 	ijin na 	Don’t mess with it!
いじんな 	ijin na 	Don’t mess with it!
いじんなって 	ijin na tte 	I said don’t mess with it!
出てこい！この料理上手！ 	detekoi! kono ryouri jouzu! 	Come out! You genius of a cook!
↑さらに照れています。 	↑ sara ni terete imasu. 	↑ He’s blushing even more.
 	 	
怒鳴ってみても迫力ない 	donatte mite mo hakuryoku nai 	I yell but there’s no punch to it
やみくもにパンチを繰り出すと 	yamikumo ni panchi o kuridasu to 	So I blindly throw out a real punch
声 戻る 	koe modoru 	And a voice responds
落ち着いたけど 次の瞬間 	ochitsuita kedo tsugi no shunkan 	Then it falls quiet but the very next moment
 	 	
戸棚から 一斉に 飛び出した 	todana kara issei ni tobidashita 	Something flies out of the cupboard
二万匹 イナゴたち 	nimanbiki inagotachi 	It’s twenty thousand locusts all at once
↑映像がなくて本当によかったですね。 	↑ eizou ga nakute hontou ni yokatta desu ne. 	↑ It’s a good thing there are no visuals.
本当もうこの家どうされちゃったの？ 	hontou mou kono ie dou sarechatta no? 	Seriously, what happened to this house?
でも棚の 奥底に 携帯を 発見だ 	demo tana no okusoko ni keitai o hakken da 	But at the very back of the cupboard, I see my phone
なぜここに？ 	naze koko ni? 	Why is it here?
画面には 何かの通知 	gamen ni wa nanika no tsuuchi 	There’s a notification on the screen
OKか 迷うような 絶妙な距離感の知人から 友達申請きてた 	OK ka mayou you na zetsumyou na kyorikan no chijin kara tomodachi shinsei kiteta	It’s a friend request from someone I only know to that weird degree where you’re not sure if you want to accept their request or not.
↑2年前に一般教養の授業で同じ班たった佐渡？沢渡？くん 	↑ ninen mae ni ippan kyouyou no jugyou de onaji han tatta sado? sawatari?-kun 	↑ It’s from the guy who was in my section for the Gen Ed courses two years ago. Sado? Sawatari?-kun.
今それどころじゃねえよ 	ima sore dokoro ja nee yo 	Dude, I don’t have time for this.
↓一応okした 	↓ ichiou ok shita 	↓ I okayed it, for now
↓沢渡は壺を売りつけたいらしい 	↓ sawatari wa tsubo o uritsuketairashii 	↓ It looks like Sawatari wants to palm off his vase on me
 	 	
「誕生日 おめでとう」 	"tanjoubi omedetou" 	“Happy birthday,”
犯人がささやいた 	hannin ga sasayaita 	The culprit whispered
そうか これは サプライズ 	sou ka kore wa sapuraizu 	Oh, I get it now, it’s a surprise
おそらくは お料理が 大好きな ともだちだ 	osoraku wa oryouri ga daisuki na tomodachi da 	It’s probably my friend who loves cooking
携帯の光向ける 	keitai no hikari mukeru 	I shine my phone’s light in his direction
 	 	
全然知らないし 	zenzen shiranai shi 	It’s a complete stranger!
18部丈のシャツ着たおっさん 	juuhachibu take no shatsu kita ossan 	An old geezer wearing a shirt with sleeves 1.8 times the length of the shirt
弱そうだけど鬼より怖い 	yowasou dakedo oni yori kowai 	He looks weak but he’s scarier than the devil
しかもおい いつの間に 全身が間違った六本木 	shikamo oi itsu no ma ni zenshin ga machigatta roppongi 	That aside, why am I covered head-to-toe in messed-up Roppongi-style?!
あとこのイカ ラメ入ってんかい 	ato kono ika rame haitten kai 	Also, does this squid have glitter on it?!
何なんだ？ 誰なんだ？ 目的は？ 	nan nanda? dare nanda? mokuteki wa? 	What’s going on? Who are you? What do you want?
問い詰める 回答は 	toitsumeru kaitou wa 	I barrage him with questions but his only reply is
「逆にね」何が逆なんだ 	"gyaku ni ne" nani ga gyaku nanda 	“On the contrary.” What’s so contrary?!
 	 	
諸々の説明を願 	moromoro no setsumei o nega 	I need several explanations–
いじんな 	ijin na 	Don’t mess with it!
いじんな 	ijin na 	Don’t mess with it!
いじんなって 	ijin na tte 	I said don’t mess with it!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*PENGUIN
==External Links==
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Echoes of Blue - Translation source
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