Memoirs of a Dead President

Memoirs of a Dead President is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"OK, it's a little morbid but try and picture this scenario:"
===Question===
You're interviewing Abraham Lincoln. You ask him, "Abe, what were the last words you heard before you were shot?" If memory serves him correctly, what will he tell you?
===Choices===
1. "Can we leave at intermission?"
2. "The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose."
3. "Kenneth, what's the frequency?"
4. "You sock-dologizing old mantrap."
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Hey, can we leave at intermission? I'm gonna miss Melrose Place."
2. "No, when he was shot Lincoln wasn't watching The Merchant of Venice."
3. "Right, Lincoln was at an R.E.M. concert."
4. "You sock-dologizing old mantrap."
===Answer Quote===
"These words were delivered by an actor in the play Lincoln was watching at Ford's theater. The following laughter drowned out the gunshots."
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