The Shop/Monster Prom

The Spooky High shop is a mechanic in Monster Prom that allows you to purchase items for additional stats, or to unlock secret endings. It is run by Valerie Oberlin. Items from the shop are bought with MONEY, a stat earned through going to the Library during a turn. These items are gradually unlocked as you progress through the game, often by unlocking endings.
The shop randomly appears in one of the six locations on all turns, except for the first and last turns of a run. The shop can also be accessed during lunchtime, by sitting at a table with the Shopkeeper. 
== Items ==
ITEM		ITEM NAME 	PRICE	PURPOSE 	DESCRIPTION
 		A Russian Novel With an Insightful Approach to Universal Matters Such as Love and Death	$5 	Boosts SMARTS stat 	Are you sure about this? You can still use Wikipedia to get the general idea and still be able to act as if you've read it.
 		A Fake Badass Tattoo 	$5 	Boosts BOLDNESS stat 	It has flames and a skull and even a knife. With this, you can murder your enemies, go to prison, make everyone your bitch and then murder them too, and go to... some kind of super prison? Street cred +9000!
 		A Motivational Poster 	$5 	Boosts CREATIVITY stat 	Crafting your art requires years of hard work, education from great mentors, and tons of raw talent. But damn that sounds exhausting... so let's settle for a motivational poster for now, okay?
 		A Sexy Fake Latin Accent 	$5 	Boosts CHARM stat 	Why? The hottest thing is being yourself, honey. But a Latin accent is a close second, tbh.
 		Some Impractical Yet Kinda Funny Glasses 	$5 	Boosts FUN stat 	Remember when these used to be cool? Now they aren't. But they're so ridiculous that they're fun in their own twisted way.
 		A PR agent 	$6 	Boosts hidden affection stat 	High school social life is so hard nowadays that hiring a PR agent is totally a thing.
 		A Tampon Used by the Former Prom Queen 	$1 	Secret ending 	You know... for good ol' blood rituals, or in case you're just a creep with unhealthy obsessions. Don't even dare ask me how I got this.
 		A Bag of Regular Cocaine 	$10 	Secret ending 	Good ol' cocaine. In these times of weird experimental substances with horrible side effects, cocaine has become the new vanilla of drugs.
 		A Penguin Mask 	$10 	Secret ending 	You want this, you sick pervert? I had no idea you appreciated a good old Reverse Romanian Wilkinson. I must admit, it's kinda hot you're into that kinky shit.
 		A Cult Ring 	$7 	Secret ending 	Yeah, I have a cult ring. No questions. Take it or leave it.
 		An Erotic Fanfic About Dragons 	$6 	Secret ending 	"Dragon Heat," a classic. It's so cheesy and stupid that you just can't stop reading it! I never thought I would say this, but now I'm super into dragon abs!
 		A Corpse 	$5 	Secret ending 	Yeah, I'm selling a corpse. It's like... some kind of fashion accessory? It's not as if I'm trying to dispose of it.
 		A Blanket With Two Holes 	$5 	Secret ending 	Literally just a white blanket with two eyeholes in it. You'd have to be an idiot to mistake this for a ghost costume, but most of our classmates are idiots...
 		The Blood of an Angel 	$12 	Secret ending 	The message here is that you don't mess with me. Even if you're a literal angel, babe.
 		A Set of Weirdly Specific Greeting Cards 	$12 	Secret ending 	Some of these greeting cards are designed for really unlikely situations. But once again, this high school seems to be all about really unlikely situations.
 		An Arcane Floppy Disk 	$8 	Secret ending 	Probably full of mysterious long forgotten magic since... who the hell uses floppy disks nowadays? It's probably really dangerous, but fuck it. Go, put it in a computer and see what happens.
 		The Power Totem of Z'Gord, Ruler of the Dark Realms 	$10 	Secret Ending 	I'm not quite sure if it's safe for the school (and the entire fabric of reality) to sell this to high schoolers. But a girl needs a new pair of badass boots! So fuck safety!
 		An Ancient Tome of The Forbidden Arts 	$7 	Secret ending, added with the That October Holiday update. 	Dunno, it seems nothing good will come from giving this book to someone as bright as you… but man, I’m tired of biting me all the time.
 		The Gift That Keeps On Giving 	$0 	Various items, added with The Gift Update. 	See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah)
 		Lemon 	$4 	Secret Ending, added with the Startkicker update. 	This is a lemon. Do I really need to explain every little thing I sell here?
 		The Cursed Locket of Winston Montgomery 	$7 	Secret Ending 	A locket bearing not only a curse; but also the sad story of the doomed between Winston Montgomery and the mysterious Esmeralda.
 		Val’s Declassified Gorgon Befriending Guide 	$10 	Secret Ending, added with the Ice Queen Update. 	As an Oberlin, I possess one of the most useful skills for surviving this school: knowing how not upset Vera. And for a price you can learn that skill too.
 		Conspiracy Theories on Why You’ve Never Gotten to See Kale Around Here 	$7 	Secret Ending 	I mean, at this point you just want an excuse to be a weirdo, so I guess I could make some money out of it.
 		Thank You Letter 	$0 	Secret Ending 	A very special note... for you.
 		A Fake Title of Nobility 	$5 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	I have no use for this anymore. One day I'll tell you about the time I used it. It was hilarious!
 		Very Weird Drugs 	$10 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	I know: there are so many drugs at this school it gets boring after a while. But believe me, this shit is… something else.
 		A Free Lore Coupon 	$7 	Two Secret Endings in Second Term depending on your choice: FAITH or HOPE	You never have enough lore in your life. If you liked "Damien wants to be a hairdresser" or "Two of your classmates are actually sisters", you will love this.
 		A Fairy in a Bottle 	$10 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	Are you tired of having teeth? You can now exchange them for money!
 		A Map 	$8 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	A paper map! So useless yet so vintage! Online maps might be cool, but can you get a real paper cut with online maps?! I rest my case.
 		Police Report 	$8 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	This police report reveals one of our classmates has been doing crimes. Would never guess who! Pay me to learn more about it.
 		A Change of Place 	$8 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	You've been the one interested in love for so long... maybe it's time for you to finally be the love interest!
 		Hat 	$15 	Secret Ending in Second Term 	You’ve been granted…. a new chance.
== Trivia ==
* The shop has one Steam achievement associated with it 
** Shopaholic - "You've bought all items at least once."
* The Russian Novel item's title translates to "Lovehttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%BB%D1%8E%D0%B1%D0%BE%D0%B2%D1%8C andhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%B8#Russian Deathhttps://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D1%81%D0%BC%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%82%D1%8C".
== References ==
Category:Gameplay
Category:Shops
Category:Monster Prom