Mami Tomoe Hoedown

Mami Tomoe Hoedown is a video on the timtam 2400 YouTube channel.
== Description ==
If not Azusa, I would most likely have either Madoka or Mami as my waifu.
==Transcript==
[video intro plays]
Warning. The following video contains average at best singing abilities. View at your own risk.
===Lyrics===
Let me tell you 'bout a woman named Mami Tomoe
It's no secret that her beauty takes my breath away
But do not be deceived and think that she is weak
'Cause if you do, she'll pull out her guns and blast you to next week
Mami will always be my fave magical girl
She never fails to send my heart into a twirl
And no, I refuse to make any jokes about her head.
And if you do, I'll track you down and kill you 'til you're dead
I like all the Puella Magi, but Mami is the best
But I'm not saying that because of the size of her chest
I like her personality, she's really really sweet
She's one of the fictional girls I'd most want to meet
Please don't get me wrong, Azusa still has my heart
And the two of us can never be torn apart
But I have to admit that Mami comes very close
And that is why this hoedown, I do compose
I do compose[I claim no ownership over any of the content in this video. Puella Magi Madoka Magica is the property of SHAFT, Aniplex USA, Akiyuki Shinbo, Atsuhiro Iwakami, Gen Urobuchi and Hajime Ninomae.]