Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition/Episode 2 Transcript

This is the transcript for episode 2 of Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition.
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==Full Transcript==
McDonald's Gems
Microsoft Mike: McDonald's Gems?
Microsoft Mary: I hope they have a playground!
Squirrel Girl: I would like a Big Mac with a large fries and large Coke to go, please?
Microsoft Sam: What did I tell ya? No commercial plugs in a Screen Gems logo!
Burger King Gems
Jimmy: Burger King Gems?
Hank: Home of the Famous Whopper.
Harvey Z.: I like their patties.
Sidney: Have your gems that way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Target Gems
LH Michael: Target Gems?
LH Michelle: The place to buy some paloppanies!
Microsoft Sam: That's not paloppanies, Michelle, polo ponies!
Walmart Gems
Wally: My favorite store!
Rhonda: Everything is bluuuue!
Microsoft Sam: Scottyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
R.O. Scotty: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
Davemadson: What's the conflict now?
Microsoft Sam: Scotty keeps fuckin' up the S from Hell, Dave!
R.O. Scotty: I didn't fuck up the S from Hell, Sam!
Microsoft Sam: You did too fuck it up!
R.O. Scotty: I did not!
Microsoft Sam: You did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Fuck you, Sam!
Microsoft Sam: Fuck you, Scotty!
One hour later, Scotty and Sam went to the mental asylum because of their behavior. Because of this, Josh Chomik is taking the role.
Josh Chomik: Whaddup everyone!
All: Hi Josh!
Josh Chomik: Well well well, what can we do to fix this S from Hell logo?
Squirrel Girl: I dunno.
Davemadson: Let's fix this.
National Geographic Gems
Jimmy: National Geographic Gems?
Hank: The place to look at nature!
Harvey Z.: I can buy these all day.
Sidney: The best books of the world! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Time Gems
Microsoft Mike: I tawt a tawt a putty tat.
Microsoft Mary: I'd certainly put a succotash in that magazine.
Microsoft Anna: Since when did you last read Time?
Microsoft Zira: I dunno, but the last time I read Time was 6 or 7 months ago.
Microsoft Anna: Oh.
Gullane Gems
LH Michael: Gullane Gems?
LH Michelle: The producer of Thomas & Friends.
Wally: I'm a huge fan of Thomas! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rhonda: sigh.
Two hours later, Davemadson freed Microsoft Sam and Scotty from the mental asylum and Josh Chomik left the studio.
Microsoft Sam and R.O. Scotty: We're back!
Josh Chomik: Bye guys.
All: Bye Josh!
Davemadson: Ok now, why not fix this logo? 
Squirrel Girl: That's a good idea, Dave.
Red NYET Gems
Davemadson: Oh no! It's the red NYET!
Red NYET: That's right Dave, I came here to steal your souls.
Beulah: You better not do this to us, red NYET!
Abby: Or we'll call God & the Angel to sacrifice you!
Microsoft Anna: Don't you dare get filthy with me!
Red NYET: Come on harlot, if you do one false move, then I'll shit all over you!
Microsoft Anna: I'm not a harlot, and you're such a bully to everyone!
Microsoft Anna: Take that!
Microsoft Anna attacks the Red NYET logo with her laser power, and suddenly...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Microsoft Anna: See, we won't see the red NYET ever again!
Davemadson: Thank god.
God: You're welcome.
Logitech Gems
Jimmy: Logitech Gems?
Hank: I own a Logitech keyboard and mouse.
Harvey Z.: I have a bigger computer than you.
Sidney: I'm so rich, that I have a very large editing studio!
Guy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Microsoft Sam: Guy, what are you doing here? Get out!
Guy: Yooooooooooou're fired!
Microsoft Sam: Damn it!
Hershey's Gems
R.O. Scotty: Uh oh, methinks I goofed around again.
Microsoft Mike: Youthinks right, Scotty. Let's try again soon!
Davemadson: It's 12:00 PM. Let's break for lunch.
Microsoft Mike: Where are we going to eat at?
Davemadson: Bahama Breeze Restaurant.
R.O. Scotty: Oh cool!
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