Renée and Co: Funny Moments

==Kou's Funny Moments==
=== Kou's Unnecessary Info===
Kou: And because of that incident, someone appeared at class, super late~chu -Renée grabs Kou- Eeck!
Renée: -throws Kou on the ground- Kou-chan, say anymore of this useless crap and I'll punish you.
Kou: I won't say anymore~chu..
===Girl Problem===
Renée: You think he's such a big head >.>
Kou: I've a girl back home who's not like any other.
Damon: -quietly to Renée- Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.
Kou: T.T
===Loser's Present===
Kou: Ok Renée, open the loser's present next.
Mark: You?
Kou: T.T
==Melanie's Funny Moments==
===Italian Language===
-Damon, Melanie and Ryan are watching TV-
Melanie: Oh, I like her sunglasses.
Ryan: "Like them" like them? Or "I'd like to get store credit" like them?
Melanie: -says something in Italian to Lucifer-
Ryan: -.-?
===Crossword===
-in the Coffee house-
Melanie: -writing on crossword- ...I did it! -she gets up- I finished it! I did all by myself...-she looks around- And there's nobody to hug...
Benjamin: -barges past people- Move! -he runs towards Melanie, wanting to hug her but he trips-
-Dawn and Renée enter-
Renée: Hey!
Melanie: Hey, you guys! I finished the crossword all by myself, hug me! -they hug her-
Benjamin: T.T -gets up and walks off-
==Renée's Funny Moments==
===Boy Problems===
Renée: Melanie, why don't you start talking first?
Melanie: -Dawn starts making fun of her- Alright, I feel this is totally unjustified, she gave me the green light, I did nothing b-she stops-Do you think I can't see you in the TV set.
Renée: Ok, Dawn, if you have something you'd like to share the---
Dawn: You know, you HAD no right to go out with him!
Melanie: That's is the most ridculou—Dawn: You sold me out!
Melanie: No I did not sell you ou—Dawn: You absolutly sold me out!
Melanie: Would you let me talk?! -flicks Dawn on the head-
Dawn: Did you just flick me?
Melanie: Ok, you wouldn't let me finish and I was ju—Dawn flicks her- Ow, that hurt! -flicks Dawn again-
Dawn: Quit flicking! -she flicks her-
Melanie: You stop flicking!
Dawn: You flicked me first!
-they both flick each other-
Both: Ow!
-Dawn slaps Melanie and they start hitting each other-
Renée: Ok, let's not do this...think happy thoughts..
-They keep fighting-
Renée: Ok, now I'm going to kick some ass! -she grabs Dawn's and Melanie's ears-
Both: Ow! Ow, ow ow ow.
Renée: Alright, Now I will let go, if you both stop.
Melanie: What is what you want, you want me to stop seeing him?
Dawn:Uh-huh!
Melanie: You want me to call him up, and tell him you're seeing him instead?
Dawn: Ok!
Melanie: ...Oh that's what you want!
Dawn: Yes!
Melanie: Fine.
Dawn: Fine.
Renée: There we go, -she lets go of their ears- Ha, you know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like, my bi*****
===Breaking Into A Van===
Renée: Ok, now, here we go -she puts a strip of metal through the side of the van's window and unlocks the door, then opens it, the alarm goes off-
Renée: Haul ass! -she runs off, so do Dawn, Mason, Melanie and Mark, leaving Ryan in the car-
===Blind Date Problems===
-Renée and Mason are looking through the coffee house window at Melanie and Ryan-
Renée: Look at that, they're falling in love all over again.
-Melanie and Ryan turn to the window-
Renée: Oh, they see us. Oh, they look mad.
-Melanie and Ryan get up and start to go ouside-
Renée: Oh, they figured it out. They're coming this way, RUN!
Mason: Where?
Renée: Mexico! -they run off, Melanie and Ryan chase after them-
===Alan===
-outside, Mark, Dawn, Mason and Renée are racing toys-
Renée: -shouting at a robot bear- Go go, go Alan, Run you hairy bas****!
==Notes==
===Characters===
Dawn, Melanie, Ryan, Renée, Damon and Kou belong to me!
Mason belongs to Mason the hedgefox.
Mark belongs to TailsFan99.
===Moments===
Melanie's moments are Rachel Greene's from Friends.
Renée's moments are Phoebe Buffay's from Friends.
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