Bad Job Manners/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: December 4, 2004
Episode Copyrighted: 2004
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode starts at Squidward's house, the door is heard knocking before he frowns.
Squidward Tentacles: Go away!
Unnamed Human: *offscreen* Get out here before we make you come out!
Squidward Tentacles: Fine, but I'm not paying you to take me away!
He then opened the door as he held the suitcase. There, he saw two figures. One was a red semi-circular man with a red nose wearing brown boots and the other was a blue mean man wearing a big nose. They were known as Mr. Rude and Mr. Grumpy.
Squidward Tentacles: *sighs* Good morning, Mr. Grumpy. *glares* Mr. Rude.
Mr. Grumpy: Hello, down there, Squidward. Ready to go?
Squidward Tentacles: *scoffs* Ready as I'll ever be.
He then gave the suitcase to Mr. Rude.
Squidward Tentacles: Do me a favor and take this. I'll meet you in the band in a minute. I uh...
He placed his hand on the house wall.
Squidward Tentacles: I wanna say one last goodbye to the old place.
Mr. Grumpy: Sure, take all the time you need, Squidward.
He closed the door before the two began heading to the van.
Mr. Rude: Well, that was typical. He's probably going to the bathroom for all we know. Ho-ho-ho.
Mr. Grumpy: Hey!
He then looked at the yard that had many empty helium cans.
Mr. Grumpy: Aw man, you think he'd take better care of his house.
However, before they reached the gate, a shadow overthrew the two. The two turned before noticing a big cloth rising up before out from the cloth came many balloons. All the balloons lined up before they began lifting upward while being held by the string attached to the chimney. Just then, to their notice, they saw the whole house moving upward before it finally came out of the ground.
Mr. Grumpy: Aw man, that's freaky.
Then, the two yelped as they ducked down, with the house passing over them before seeing the nuclear explosion, the suspense music starting and hearing people screaming in ambience. Unknown to any of them, some familiar in Royal Woods were hanging onto the side of the building with Chowder clenching onto two familiar choking weasels.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* AHHHHHHH! IT'S MASTER LOX WITH A GIANT ROBOT! RUN! *screams and runs off*
Screen cuts to Master Lox with a giant robot.
Lord Master Lox: *evil laughs* Who's gonna stop me now! *evil laughs again*
The woman screams in horror in the ambience.
Lord Master Lox: *continues laughing evilly*
Meanwhile in Dillydale, Miss Chatterbox gasped as she saw the house flying.
Little Miss Chatterbox: Squidward, wait up!
She grabbed the pipe before she yelped, feeling herself lifted up.
Little Miss Chatterbox: Eeep!
The two below rose up before looking shocked at the laughing Squidward smirking as he poked his head out the window.
Squidward Tentacles: *laughs* So long boys! I'll send you a postcard from Paradise Falls!
Then, the balloon lifted upward and through the city. Both Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude only looked more and more stunned with their jaws dropped.
Little Miss Chatterbox: *sees a giant robot*
Lord Master Lox: How about that, girl.
Little Miss Chatterbox: *gulps*
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *grabs Miss Chatterbox*
Little Miss Chatterbox: *screams*
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly*
Little Miss Chatterbox: Help!
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *walks*
Lord Master Lox: Off you go.
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *flings Miss Chatterbox*
Little Miss Chatterbox: *screams* AAAAHHHH!
Miss Chatterbox is flung to Master Lox's Lair.
Screen cuts back to Dillydale.
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly*
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *walks off*
As they continued with their jaw dropped surprise faces, both Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude drove off in the van, and went to bed *in their separate homes*, though the alarm still rang with only a boy named Mr. Tall sleeping on the bottom bunk of his bed. Later, a report was shown showing Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine smiling with the sun shown and the words "Breaking News" as well. before the TV showed the two hosts in the empty lot.
Mr. Happy: Good Morning, Dillydale. I'm Mr. Happy!
Little Miss Sunshine: And I'm Miss Sunshine.
Mr. Happy: We're standing adjust to the location where yesterday, onlookers, along with us, witnessed a lift off by what some are calling a "flying house". Uh, Mr. Rude, Mr. Grumpy, tell us what you saw.
However, they noticed only stunned looks on their faces.
Little Miss Sunshine: Oh, I think the flying house bit was a bit much for them.
Mr. Happy: But I think it's a wonderful way to travel.
Little Miss Sunshine: Do you think I can have my house filled with balloons and fly up to Hawaii?
Mr. Happy: Maybe, Miss Sunshine. *to the camera* Anyway, construction workers in the area say that the flying house belongs to none other than this man.
He then showed a drawing of Mr. Grumpy looking evil as he prepared to use the cane on Mr. Fussy.
Mr. Happy: Recently convicted public menace, *shocked* Squidward!?
Miss Sunshine then looked at Mr. Stubborn.
Little Miss Sunshine: Uh, you made him a little too exaggerated and evil.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *offscreen* Hey, I'm over here.
Mr. Stubborn: I did not! That is how he looked when he attacked Mr. Fussy!
Mr. Fussy, with a bandage on his head, frowned to him.
Mr. Fussy: Mr. Stubborn, that is completely exaggerated. I mean, sure he hit me, but it was because he panicked.
Mr. Stubborn: No, he did not! He was evil!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *to Mr. Fussy and Mr. Stubborn* Boys, calm down. *to Mr. Happy and Miss Sunshine* So what's wrong with Squidward?
Little Miss Sunshine: City officials say search will continue, but after yesterday's storm, there may be no clues as to where Squidward, his house, his clarinet and these other missing people that are probably along with him, have gone.
She then showed the pictures of Mr. Bump, Miss Whoops, Miss Chatterbox, Chowder, Panini.
Little Miss Sunshine: Especially the Freelance Police themselves, Master Lox and Plankton. I wonder how they got involved?
Mr. Stubborn: Who knows and who cares!
Plankton: This is my broadcast, you nincompoops!
As the broadcast continued, a couple named Mr. and Mrs. Robinson smiled while at another house, a fish woman called the Crazy Fish Old Lady petted her snail while many of her snails watched.
Mr. Happy: *on TV* It appears as if an elderly public menance, *quietly* though I don't know why they keep referring him as old, *normal voice* Mr. Grumpy, has indeed escaped.
At the Retirement Village itself, many of the elders, including a woman named Muriel Bagge, an old man named Eustace, Mr. Krabs, Roblox and Builderman watched.
Mr. Krabs, Roblox and Builderman: Yeah!
Eustace Bagge: Ha! That oughta show those stupid younguns!
Muriel Bagge: Eustace, I think Squidward should be talking with us.
Courage and Shirley only looked worried. With Mr. and Mrs. Robinson, the couple grinned.
Mrs. Robinson from the Amazing World of Gumball: Meh meh!
Mr. Robinson from the Amazing World of Gumball: Atta boy, Squidward!
At the Crazy Fish Old Lady's, the woman laughed while the snails, looking confused, meowed a bit.
Time card reading "One Week Later"
French Narrator: One week later...
Some time later, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude and Lynn Sr. arrived to another location, no longer looking shocked.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Okay, here we go.
Mr. Grumpy: Um, you ready, Mr. Rude?
Mr. Rude: Of course I am ready! It's not like the same thing would happen again, right?
Later, the three came to the house before they knocked on the door.
Mr. Tall: *smiles and opens the door* Hello down there. Crazy Fish Old Lady from SpongeBob SquarePants. That's his show, you ready to-
Just then, the four looked horrified.
Mr. Tall: *screams* AAAAHHHH! *runs away*
Mr. Grumpy: RUN FOR IT!
Quickly, they ran for their lives as the snails came out, chasing after them while the crazy fish woman jibbered loudly before the three entered the vanzilla, quickly closing it. Then, both Mr. Men and Lynn Sr. looked, noticing the house pulled with the lady pulling the rails.
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude and Lynn Loud Sr.: AHHHHH!!
Just then, the van was tipped over as the house with the crazy fish lady and snails pulling the house left the area.
Crazy Fish Old Lady: Hi-yah! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
The three only watched as the house disappeared from their site. Later, the three came to another area, though Mr. Rude looked, yelping.
Mr. Rude: MR. LOUD, DRIVE!
Lynn Loud Sr.: YEAH!
Quickly, the vanzilla drove away just as another house slingshot into the air, then parachuted downward. At another area, they stopped near it, though noticing a raft coming from under the house, heading to them.
Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude and Lynn Loud Sr.: AHHHH!!
It tipped over as the alarm once more went off, with the raft house going over it and the fan on its back going to the waters. Then, they came to where a house had a drill underneat before it went downward, burying through the street and tipping the van again. Finally, they came back to the Retirement Home.
Mr. Rude: Just be glad it's all over.
Mr. Grumpy: *notices* Uh oh. Not yet.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Huh?
The three came out before noticing something wrong.
Mr. Rude: Oh no!
Eustace only laughed cruelly as he spoke.
Eustace Bagge: He-he-he-he! So long, suckers!
He then hit a canister, making the other canisters blow out some fuel before the Retirement Home lifted up and the elderly inside all cheered.
Elderly: Yay!
Both of them looked more shocked and stunned as two canisters that were loose hit the ground and another hit the van, making the alarm once more be heard. At that moment, Muriel with Courage and Shirley arrived.
Muriel Bagge: Goodness, what happened to the Retirement Home?
Mr. Rude: I blame Mr. Loud!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Me?! What did I do?!
Shirley the Medium: *groans* I knew I should've kept an eye on you, Mr. Loud.
Courage turned before he gasped in shock.
Courage from Courage the Cowardly Dog: OOOOOOOHHH!
The others, as a shadow covered them, turned, then they gasped as they saw some familiar faces waving.
Lord Master Lox: Afternoon, boys!
Squidward Tentacles: What are you two doing down there?
Plankton: Hey Courage, Shirley, I didn't know you both had an owner! I can steal the formula from Krabs!
Shirley the Medium: *shouts* We used to have another one before Mr. Loud used some gas fuel to make the retirement home go into the Loud House in Royal Woods.
Muriel Bagge: My goodness.
The two Mr. Men and Lynn Sr. only screamed before the blimp began to float down and the two ducked, almost crashing onto the van, crushing it.
Little Miss Whoops: Whoops. Sorry, Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude and Mr. Loud.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Dang it, Miss Whoops. You almost crashed my Vanzilla.
Little Miss Whoops: Sorry.
The three looked up as they gasped at the others as they came out of the blimp. Slide transition cuts to Squidward's house.
Mr. Grumpy: *surprised* Squidward?!
Mr. Rude: SpongeBob, Patrick, Lincoln, Yellow, Mr. Bump, Miss Whoops, and Miss Chatterbox!? What the heck are you nincompoops doing in there?
Squidward Tentacles: *glares* Does it look like I wanna talk about it?
Chowder: Ha-ha-ha! That was so cool!
Panini: Yeah!
Lord Master Lox: Let's do that again, guys, but next time, I wanna steer!
Squidward Tentacles: *frowns* For the love of Neptune, no!
Plankton: Not if you want me stealing the formula from Krabs, Master Lox.
Yellow Rectangle: Oh my.
Little Miss Chatterbox: *notices* You and Mr. Rude really, really need to relax.
Mr. Rude: Relax?!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Guys, how could you?!
Mr. Rude: How could we?! We've been going through all day seeing ridiculous old people blasting away or making their homes leave the area!
Courage from Courage the Cowardly Dog: It's not as Mr. Scatterbrain mistaking Plankton and Master Lox's unattended vehicle for evil.
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: What?!
Plankton: That little barnacle head.
Lord Master Lox: Now out of all times!?
With that, the two villains dashed off while Courage and Shirley both noticed a pink-haired girl and a boy at a building quickly getting out and running for their lives.
Courage from Courage the Cowardly Dog: What are those kids doing?
Shirley the Medium: I have a suspicion on what.
The two dogs hopped off as Muriel looked confused.
Muriel Bagge: Courage, Shirley, where are you going?
Just then, she heard someone screaming before she looked up and noticed Eustace falling before he plopped onto the balloon part of the blimp, then slid downward before crashing to the ground.
Eustace Bagge: Gah! Stupid stairs! I hate it when they couldn't hold me up! *annoyed* Can't believe I'm missing the celebration because of the stupid broken stairs.
Muriel Bagge: There you are, Eustace.
The old man only grumbled. Slide transition cuts to the Krusty Krab.
Squidward Tentacles: *yawns* Ugh. Another bored day at the Krusty Krab. The most disgusting place in the world.
All while Mr. Grumpy, Mr. Rude and Lynn Sr. looked at one another.
Mr. Grumpy: Oh man, that's the craziest thing I've ever seen. I don't know how much freakier this can get.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh Squidward, you're bored.
Mr. Krabs: Oh SpongeBob, you're bored.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pauses* Excuse me?
Mr. Krabs: Sponge me boy!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, yes.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Hi, there.
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily, to Lynn Sr.* You! How could you?! We're breaking up and we don't wanna see you again for the rest of our lives!
The two Mr. Men yelped.
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps*
Muriel Bagge: Oh my.
Squidward Tentacles: That's it! I quit!
Mr. Rude: Me too!
Mr. Grumpy: I'm outta here!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Wait, don't quit now!
Too late, Squidward, Mr. Grumpy and Mr. Rude left the Krusty Krab.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Dang it! Back to Vanzilla again! *leaves the Krusty Krab, then goes back to Vanzilla and drives off*
Slide transition cuts to Royal Woods at nighttime, Lynn Sr. is driving his Vanzilla.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ah, Royal Woods at last. I can go home, quiet and peaceful.
Lord Master Lox: *offscreen, laughs evilly*
Lynn Loud Sr.: What's the evil laugh?
Screen cuts to Master Lox with a giant robot.
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly* You fool. You think you can get away? Now, take this.
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *aims the Vanzilla with taser*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Huh?
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly*
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *electrocutes the Vanzilla*
Lynn Loud Sr.: What's going on? What is that?
Lord Master Lox: You can't get away, Mr. Loud.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Oh no, you don't. *tries to drive but the controls don't work* Aw, dang it. The controls won't work.
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *chases the Vanzilla*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Now, he's gaining on me.
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *keeps chasing the Vanzilla*
Lynn Loud Sr.: Come on. Come on.
Lord Master Lox: How about I electrocute you with a 15,000 volts taser. *laughs evilly*
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *electrocutes the Vanzilla again*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams and gets electrocuted*
Lord Master Lox: *laughs evilly* How do you like that?!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ouch, horrible!
Lord Master Lox: Horrible?! How about putting water into a puddle, Huh!
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *puts water into a puddle*
Lynn Loud Sr.: *shocked* A puddle?!
Lord Master Lox: That's right! Goodbye and have a nice day!
Master Lox's Giant Robot: *runs off*
Vanzilla slips in the puddle and it starts spinning out of control.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams* AAAAHHH!
The woman screams in horror.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *keeps screaming* Huh?! *looks at the people on the windshield*
Screen cuts to the people on the windshield, then it cuts back.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You're blocking my view. *uses the windshield*
The windshield wipes people off.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Ha! Nothing can stop– *tries to drive, but the steering wheel breaks* Dang it!
Screen cuts to the tree next to The Loud House, then it cuts back to Lynn Sr. screaming.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *looks at the tree and screams* AHHHH!!!
Vanzilla destroys the front porch and crashes to the tree.
Lynn Loud Sr.: My vanzilla!
Vanzilla is still completely destroyed by crashing into the tree.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *tries to open the front door*
The front door bursts and falls to the floor. It is dark inside.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *goes to rest near the sofa* Ah, so peace and quiet. I still get a little once of a lifetime. *hears the tree creaking*
Screen cuts outside and suspense music plays. Suddenly, the tree is falling to the Loud House. Screen cuts to Lynn Sr.'s eyes close up.
Lynn Loud Sr.: *screams loudly* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Suspense music ends. Screen cuts to Mr. Krabs hearing the destruction.
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune is going on here?! *looks at the house* Huh?!
The Loud House is completely destroyed by the tree.
Mr. Krabs: Heroes?!
SpongeBob SquarePants: This house is completely destroyed by the tree. 
Lincoln Loud: Dad?!
Lynn Loud Sr.: *moans*
Mr. Krabs: Lincoln, your dad doesn't feel well. We should take him to the hospital.
Slide transition to the Hospital.
Purple Doctorfish: *offscreen* Okay.
Screen cuts inside the Hospital. The Loud siblings, Rita, Yellow, Red, SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Bump, Mr. Tall, Miss Whoops and Miss Chatterbox are seeing Doctorfish.
Purple Doctorfish: Loud siblings' dad. Aw yes. He's been hurt by the tree.
Lynn Sr. is covered in bandages.
Lynn Loud Sr. (Covered in bandages): *makes weird sounds*
Leni Loud: Aw, poor dad.
Lana Loud: He's hurt.
Lily Loud: Poo poo.
Little Miss Chatterbox: Of course you are, Mr. Loud.
Lynn Loud Sr. (Covered in bandages): *makes weird sounds*
Rita Loud: Kids, your dad got hurt by the tree.
SpongeBob SquarePants: See, it's Gary.
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Leni Loud: Don't worry, Dad. I'll cheer you up.
Yellow Rectangle: I love you, Mr. Loud. *hugs Lynn Sr.*
Lynn Loud Sr. (Covered in bandages): *makes weird sounds*
Screen cuts outside of the hospital.
Little Miss Whoops: *offscreen* Whoops!
Lynn Loud Sr. (Covered in bandages): *offscreen, makes scream weird sounds*
Screen fades in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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