Love me, Love my Floof

(Short silly fanfic featuring my sona Fadedwalker) 
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== Love me, Love my Floof ==
"Hiya!"
Fade opened her eyes. She was in a wonderland.
Pink floofy grass brushed her talons as she stepped past, trying to discover who had called her. Finally, she looked up, and saw a dragon looking exactly like her, standing with a smug expression. Unlike her. the dragon was covered in fur, rather than scales. "Who are you?" Fade asked, puzzled.
"I'm Fadedwalker," That dragon said. "NO UR NOT!" Fade pounced on the dragon, angered by her pretending to be herself. "YES I AM!" The FLOOFy dragon chorused.
Fade sighed. "Listen, I'm Fadedwalker, and you're not," the dragon smirked a little. "You are FLOOFYwalker!"
"Love me, love my floof!" The dragon began twirling in circles, sending floof flying into Fade's face. "AAAHHHH!" She screamed. "Love me, love my floof!" Faded, no, Floofywalker started to sing. 
Fade made an "oh flip I'll just get rid of her somehow" look and rolled her eyes. Then she turned transparent and dove into the ground. 
"Oh, you can do that?" Floofywalker plodded past. "Well I can do that too!" she jumped into the air and what falls down was a pile of FLOOF! 
"Ugh what in the flipping cereal is that!" Fade, forgetting to keep her Spectral form, was welcomed by a TON of FLOOF pied in her face, so what she actually said was "Mrmph frmph mmph hmmphr!". 
"Ahhahaha!" Floofywalker laughed at Fade's misery, then said her catchphrase again, "Love me, love my floof!" 
"I do not love you," Fade muffled under all that FLOOF that soon turned into Floofywalker. "Look who just got FLOOFED in the FACE!" Floofywalker leaned so close to Fade that Fade had just got another pile of floof in her eyes and mouth. 
Then she said again, "Love me, love my floof!" 
"This is the only thing you ever say, Floofywalker," Fade sounded exhausted and annoyed. "Well, it's too late, so.." Floofywalker pranced and danced around and around, making Fade even more dizzier. Then she stopped upon Fade's frown and exclaimed, "so you DO love my floof!" 
"I told you a FLIPPIN THOUSAND TIMES that I do not love your floof, aww man," Fade face-taloned, tired to transform again. "Well, you love me, so...(Foxy: you know what I'm about to say) Love me, love my floof!" Floofywalker stopped, and then added. "I will sing a song about it!" 
"FLIPPIN CEREAL NO!" Fade screamed on top of her lungs and covered her ears with her talons, closed her eyes, waiting for a catastrophe to happen. 
But it didn't. 
Slowly, Floofywalker moved, step by step, closer to her, held her talons and said, "It's already..." 
"Good. you know you're wrong." Fade felt satisfied. She snapped her eyes open. Who she saw was Firefly Night, holding her talons, shouting, "It's already 11AM! GET UP NOW!" 
The end. 
== Love me, Love my Floof Part II Electric Boogaloo ==
(Goodrage tries to save Fadedwalker from yet another floofy nightmare.)
"Hiya!"
Fade opened her eyes. She was in a nightmare.
It was the same dream, that same terrible floofy sensation. "Hi, I'm Floofywalker!" that same floofy disgusting ugly terrible annoying dragon.
"I have never loved your floof," Fade faced the dragon with a stern expression. "And I don't love your floof now, and I never will."
"THEN I'M FLOOOOOFING UUUUUUUUUU" Floofywalker screamed, and then suddenly turned into a whirling storm of pink floof, and charged towards Fade. Fade quickly changed into her spectral form, and dove into the ground, just as something magenta charged into the floofy storm.
"DON'T YOU DARE HURT HER, FLOOFY MONSTER!" There was the unmistakable sound of iron blades clashing against scales rang above Fade. With a cry, Goodrage flung herself at Floofywalker, her saw slicing through the hurricane of fur, LightWing mirror scales flashing, making Fade dizzy.
"RAGE? YOU BROUGHT A SAW INTO YOUR DREAM?" Fade charged into the storm just as the fur materialized into Floofywalker and continued to fight her friend. "Stop."
"Because of what?" Rage said with a snarl, her scales mainly shifting back to forest green, but her crown and her horns still remained entirely magenta, along with her left eye. Inside her talon Fade could make out the shape of... a dreamvisitor? Yes, Rage, saving her from her nightmare. "Because that STUPID FLOOFYWALKER HAS ALREADY RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU'RE STILL SAVING HER FOR NEXT TIME?" Magenta began to flow down her face.
"See," Floofywalker said with a yawn. "She loves my floof." She sat in a beautiful posture, leaning down on the grass, floofy wings outstretched.
"I DO NOT-" Fade and Rage shouted together.
"Hey, Floofywalker, what've you got here? uwu." a cute pink floofy LightWing walked in. The LightWing was wearing INCREDIBLY CUTE CAT EARS UWU, and rainbows looped around her, and even has white whiskers on her face. Just looking at her made Rage feel as if Men, Tek, Bounce, World, Fortune and Drill all sang PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWZ while doing the Orange Justice dance while pouring molten tungsten into her eyes.
"Awh, Floofree," Floofywalker turned to respond to this LightWing, earning surprised and angry expressions from both Fade and Rage.
"FLOOFREE??"
"Well, you guys are definitely not from around here, uwu," Floofree explained. "This is FLOOFYRHIA! AND WE'RE THE FLOOFYRHIAN DRAGONS! uwu."
"Come on." Rage flung her saw at Floofywalker, who immediately poofed into floof, letting the blade pass through her. With a sigh, Rage flew over Floofree to pick up her saw and tried to stab the floofy LightWing, but the dragon's floof repelled the metal beautifully.
"That's right. You can't hurt me. uwu." Floofree mocked.
Rage grunted, but both she and Fade were pushed away by yet another force, or the force of two floofy dragons. "DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN! I'M TAKING YOU TO QUEEN FLOOFTRAVAGANZA! uwu." Floofree shouted and dragged them away. 
Queen Flooftravaganza was the Queen of Floofyrrhia, the FLOOFIEST FLOOFDRAGGO OF FLOOFYRRHIA!!! as Floofywalker says. When Fade and Rage arrived in her palace they couldn't see any dragon, just a gigantic pile of floof, bigger than Floofywalker and Floofree. As the two dragons walker near, a small head popped out of the floof.
"SCALESSSS," the Queen hissed. "SCALESSSSSS!"
"Queen Flooftravaganza, ugh, why is your name so ridiculous," Rage held up her saw. "Stop troubling my friend Fade with these nightmares! NOW!"
But the Queen ignored her and rolled over on her round floofy belly, and spread out two tiny wings full of floof. "SCALESSSSS," she hissed, "NOT FLOOOOOOOOFFFF,"
"See, even the FLOOFIEST FLOOFDRAGGO OF FLOOFYRRHIA thinks you'd love my floof!" Floofywalker chanted. Unbeknowst to her, magenta began rushing through a green dragon's scales.
Fade didn't know what was happening, until she cried out, "GOODRAGE NO-"
It was too late. The saw went through the floofy queen's heart.
And then the sky collapsed.
Everything was spinning, floof, no floof, nightmares, daydreams, pink floofy grass, blue mopemope flowers, light, conflict, dragons, humans...
Fade snapped her eyes open. The floofy grass was gone. So was Floofywalker and Floofree and Queen Flooftravaganza. Floofyrrhia was gone. Or had it ever existed?
She rolled off her hammock and gasped at the bright green dragon holding a saw and a dreamvisitor near her.
"That was a huge relief, or I should say, a huge re-FLOOF!"
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