Opening/Honest John's Army and Tempest Shadow Attack China

(We open in a small quiet village in China in the beautiful daytime, and then, a male narrator is heard)
Narrator: (Voice-over) Legends always tell of great heroes across the world. Most of them are men, but nothing compared to this particular legend of how one girl made a huge difference for the fate of China in the years to come at this moment....
(In the village, a little mouse girl is happily running around, playing with her seven older sisters, a puppy, and a kitten, with their parents and grandmother watching this with smiles and some chuckles as they enjoy a nice cup of tea. The little mouse girl is a young female anthro mouse with cream face, long eyelashes, a black body, nose, ears, eyes, and long tail, and wearing a blue bow on her head, a blue long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a gold yellow Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, blue Zhongshan pants with gold yellow lining, white stockings, and yellow oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Minnie Mouse. The second little girl is a 6 year old female unicorn-like human with lavender skin, violet eyes, short dark indigo shoulder-length hair with pink and purple streaks, and wearing thick black glasses with clear, white lenses, a purple long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a pink Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, purple Zhongshan pants with pink lining, light blue stockings, and black oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Twilight Sparkle, aka, Sci-Twi, Minnie's older sister. The third little girl is a female Pegasus-like human who is the same age as Sci-Twi with sky-blue skin, magenta eyes, short rainbow colored hair in little pigtails, and wearing two red bauble beads in her hair, a red long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a rainbow Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, red Zhongshan pants with rainbow lining, white stockings, and blue oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Rainbow Dash, Minnie and Sci-Twi's sister. The fourth little girl is a female earth pony-like human who is the same age as Sci-Twi and Rainbow Dash with tan skin with white freckles on her face, green eyes, short blonde hair in two minibuns, a Southern accent, and wearing two yellow hair scrunchies, a yellow long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a brown Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, yellow Zhongshan pants with brown lining, white stockings, and brown oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Applejack, Minnie, Sci-Twi, and Rainbow Dash's sister. The fifth little girl is a female pony-like human who is the same age as Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack with ivory yellow skin, teal eyes, short light pink hair tied in a braid, wearing a white hair scrunchie, a green long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a white Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, green Zhongshan pants with white lining, light pink stockings, and green oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Fluttershy, Minnie, Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack's sister. The sixth little girl is a female pony-like human who is the same age as Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy with pure white skin, dark blue eyes, short royal purple hair in two braids, a Mid-Atlantic accent, and wearing two indigo hair scrunchies, an indigo long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a cyan Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, indigo Zhongshan pants with cyan lining, pale blue stockings, and lilac oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Rarity, Minnie, Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy's sister. The seventh little girl is a female pony-like human who is the same age as Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity with pale pink skin, light blue eyes, short curly magenta hair in little pigtails, and wearing two blue bauble beads in her hair, a blue long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a yellow Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, blue Zhongshan pants with yellow lining, pink stockings, and blue oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Pinkie Pie, Minnie, Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, and Rarity's sister. The last little girl is a female pony-like girl who is the same age as Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie with light amber skin, cyan eyes, short red neck-length hair with yellow streaks, and wearing an orange long-sleeved Zhongshan jacket with a yellow Mandarin collar, lining, and sleeve rims and gold yellow buttons, orange Zhongshan pants with yellow lining, yellow stockings, and black oriental-styled ballet slippers. She is Sunset Shimmer, Minnie, Sci-Twi, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie's sister. The puppy is a male bloodhound puppy with gold yellow fur and a black nose, long tail, floppy ears, and nail claws. He is Pluto, Minnie and the Mane Seven's pet puppy. The kitten is male with black fur, triangular ears with pink interiors, a white muzzle, paws, and tip on his tail, a cream colored face, a black nose and whiskers, and pale yellow eyes. He is Figaro, Minnie and the Mane Seven's pet kitten. Their father is a male skinny anthro mouse with light brown and cream fur, a red nose, and wearing a white sleeveless tunic, a burgundy long-sleeved shin-length robe with aqua brims, a brown blue wrap, a forest green sash around his waist, white stockings, and black oriental-styled ballet slippers, and sometimes carried a brown walking stick. He is Basil of Baker Street. Their mother is a female anthro mouse with light brown fur, a cream underbelly, pink ear interiors, a red nose, blue eyes, and wearing a dress consisting a red long-sleeved shirt with dark red brims, a gold yellow long floor-length skirt, a gold yellow short-sleeved shirt with a low cut neckline, a dark red wrap, a red waistband. She is Elizabeth Brisby, Basil’s wife. And their grandmother is an old female mouse with him has brown fur with her hair tied in a bun, peach markings at her face, a white bucktooth, gray eyes, pink ear innards, a light red nose, and wearing a pair of circular pince-nez glasses and a dress consisting a yellow long-sleeved shirt with brown brims and a dark red skirt, a brown wrap, and a white apron around her waist. She is Mama Mousekwitz, Basil’s mother and Elizabeth’s mother-in-law. As they watched them play, Basil suddenly saw a person carrying a cart approaching them on the road and called out to them in concern upon Minnie, Figaro, Pluto, and the Mane Seven running out onto the said road)
Basil: Minnie, Mane Seven, watch out!
(Hearing them, Minnie and the Mane Seven noticed the cart-carrying man coming at them, unaware of them at first, when he panicked upon seeing them. Then on cue, Minnie and Rainbow Dash immediately grabbed Figaro and Pluto respectively and Minnie and the Mane Seven leapt out of the way swiftly back to their parents and grandmother to safety, much to the man and their family's surprise and amazement. Noticing Basil, Mrs. Brisby, and Mama staring at them in surprise and amazement, Minnie and the Mane Seven composed themselves and after Minnie and Rainbow Dash puts Figaro and Pluto down, they got nervous and sheepish)
Minnie: (Nervously) Ta-da....
Mane Seven: (Nervously) We're okay.
(Even Figaro and Pluto meows and barks a bit respectively. Then the man shouted at them angrily)
Man: Watch where you're running in the streets!
(Then he left with his cart. Basil, feeling embarrassed along with Mrs. Brisby, immediately gave a calm stern look on his face while Mrs. Brisby gave a concerned look and Mama just gave a calm impressed look)
Basil: Girls, you have embarrassed us.
Mrs. Brisby: And what you said about being okay, that's no excuse to go playing out in the busy streets like a flock of decapitated chickens.
Basil: And you could've gotten killed.
Rainbow Dash: Hey, just because we performed a stunt like that, doesn't mean we can't take risks to get away from harm.
Pinkie Pie: (Confused) And what does "Decapitated" mean?
Mrs. Brisby: Pinkie, you remember how your ancestor, Thang Gibson, got killed in a war...?
(Realizing with Minnie and the Mane Seven, Pinkie Pie got it)
Pinkie Pie: Oh, that's right. No head on the body.
Mrs. Brisby: Yes.
Pinkie Pie: I especially and definitely don't want to picture it.
Fluttershy: Who would?
Minnie: Well, I'm certain none of us won't lose our heads like Thang did!
Mane Seven: Yeah!
Basil: (Groans calmly a bit) When will you ever learn to show true honor....
Mrs. Brisby: You're not even listening to us.
Mama: Oh, fiddlesticks! The way they jumped out of the way was impressive! That was a really great stunt they pulled!
Mrs. Brisby: (Scoldingly) Mama!
(Basil then became disappointed, much to Minnie's notice)
Minnie: Father?
Basil: I wish I had a son to go into war.
(Hearing him say that, Minnie and the Mane Seven calmly felt guilty. Later at night at their house, the Gibsons are eating dinner at the table. Then Basil turned to Minnie, making her and the Mane Seven, who noticed, respond)
Minnie: My sisters and I are deeply sorry for embarrassing you earlier.
Sci-Twi: Yes.
Rarity: And we will do everything we can to make you proud of us.
Minnie: And make me the perfect daughter for this family.
Applejack: Even bringing honor.
Basil: (Nods) I understand. (Then he looks at Minnie) And when that coming-of-age arrives for you, Minnie, may you bring absolute honor to us all.
Minnie: (Agreeing) Like how you did in the past wars, following the three virtues.
(Basil nods and then he, Minnie, and the Mane Seven recited the three virtues)
Minnie, Basil, and Mane Seven: Loyal, brave, and true.
Mrs. Brisby: (Agreeing) Never forget them.
Mama: (Agreeing) And never lose sight of what you dream.
(Giving a soft smile with the Mane Seven, Minnie then resumed her dinner with them and their family. Then we pan up to the darkness. Then a Chinese painting canvas appears in front of us as a Chinese painting of the Great Wall of China in black ink linings is slowly painted across)
Fanfiction Studios present....
Minnielan
(Then the canvas crossfades to the real Great Wall of China at night, where all is quiet)
10 years later....
(On patrol silently, a Chinese soldier is walking on the pathway of the wall when suddenly, something zips by, hitting his head and knocking his helmet off. He looked up and saw a figure land swiftly on the wall's pedestal with an evil smirk. The figure is a black feathers, a yellow beak, pink eyebags underneath the eyes, and yellow legs and talons. He is Diablo the Raven. Upon recognizing him, the soldier gasped)
Soldier: Diablo?! Then, that means....
(Diablo smirks, as if telling him that an invasion is happening. Then he squawked out below the wall. The soldier walks over to the edge of the wall as Diablo flew aside. Then, much to the soldier's shock, a hook comes flying up and catching onto the wall's side, followed by many more. Concerned upon realizing what this is, the soldier ran to a nearby post, calling out)
Soldier: We're under attack by the Weasel Huns! Light the signal!
(Suddenly, two weasels exited the post wielding swords. As the soldier quickly climbed up to the post's rooftop up a ladder, the first weasel swung his sword at him, but missed, hitting and breaking the ladder instead. Upon reaching the top, the soldier grabbed a torch nearby and got ready to light a nearby beacon when he gasped in shock when three more figures appeared after climbing up to the rooftop in front of him with one of the figures' magic. The first figure is a male red-orange furred humanoid fox with cream markings, a black nose, short black whiskers, brown eyes, thick black eyebrows, a bushy tail with a white tip, and wearing a stocky long-sleeved tunic consisting black on the right and cream on the left and an eggplant colored animal pelt brim and cuffs, black gloves, an eggplant colored pelt sash, a fluffy gray pelt scarf with timber wolf stripes, and gray pants, and sometimes wears a black hooded cape with fluffy gray trimming. He is John Worthington Foulfellow, or, Honest John, the Leader of the Weasel Huns. The second figure is a female teenage pony-like human with dark orchid skin, short thick moderate rose-colored neck-length hair with the top styled into a mohawk-like bush, moderate opal eyes, a pale orchid scratch-like scar over her right eye, and wearing a dark purple short-sleeved, knee-high jumpsuit with a purple bodice, purple armbands, a purple necklace around her neck, purple shoulder pads, a purple crystal (With a cyan ox-like pattern) on her hips, and dark purple platform boots with purple knee rims (With cyan arrow symbols) and purple soles. She is Tempest Shadow, a shaman-like witch working for Honest John and the other figure, yet she is completely unaware, at first, that she is being used by them for some particular reason regarding something terrible that happened in her past, but we will find out later. And the last figure is a man with pale dark gray skin, short spiky black hair, gold eyes, and wearing a black long-sleeved jumpsuit, black leg-length boots, and a black long-sleeved, floor-length robe. He is Pitch Black, Honest John's partner. Then Diablo lands on Honest John's left shoulder. Getting determined, the soldier then lights the beacon by throwing the torch in there. Then on cue, more beacons on the wall's separate posts lit up, signaling a warning to China that the Weasel Huns have come to invade. The soldier then glared at Honest John, Pitch, and Tempest Shadow)
Soldier: Now all of China knows you're here!
(Then Honest John yanks the Imperial Flag off a stand and burns in the beacon's flame, giving an evil smirk with Pitch and Diablo while Tempest Shadow just gave a calm cold stern glare)
Honest John and Pitch: Perfect.
(They look at Tempest Shadow, who nods and bows to them)
Tempest Shadow: Of course.
(Then she shapeshifted into a female unicorn with a dark orchid coat, a moderate rose-colored mane and tail with the top of her mane styled into a mohawk, a broken, scarred horn, moderate opal eyes, a pale orchid scratch-like scar over her right eye, and still wearing her jumpsuit, armbands, necklace, shoulder pads, crystal, and boots, and with her magic, flew off. Later, in the Imperial City's palace, a man and two soldiers approached the throne room towards the Emperor of China himself and gave a bow. The lead man is a large male anthro Indian elephant with pale pink skin, a long trunk, a short tail, white tusks, gray eyes, and wearing a pair of pince-nez glasses on his trunk, sleeveless black-and-deep crimson Chinese warrior armor that resembles a Genji armor with gold trim, an orange long-sleeved tunic, blood red pants, and a deep crimson cape on the back which on the front has tied on his neck, and sometimes wears a gold headband with a long black and light gray striped feather. He is Woolly the Mammoth, the Emperor's general. The emperor himself is a 39 year old human man with short spiky green hair, light yellow horns on his head, green eyes, and wearing a rectangular green hat with a light yellow oval in its center, a crimson upper half, and a thin, rectangular, forest green strip of stiff cloth on the top, a green long-sleeved robe with forest green cuffs, furisode-esque sleeves, and a forest green high collar, a wide, blue obi-like sash, a green and light yellow crisscrossing pattern going over each of his shoulders, a green and light yellow sleeveless lower robe, a large light yellow cloth over the front of the lower robes, green pants, and green and light yellow Chinese warrior boots. He is Nestor. And standing beside Nestor is a fat male anthro rat with brown fur, a black nose, rounded ears with pink interiors, short black whiskers, sharp white fangs, and wearing a white sleeveless undershirt, a red long-sleeved robe with dark red lining, a tan wrap, white pants, and a red hat. He is Moe, Nestor's pompous consort)
Woolly: You're majesty, the Weasel Huns have crossed our northern border.
Moe: Impossible! No one can get through the Great Wall...!
(Nestor signals his hand to Moe, making him quiet down so Woolly can continue)
Woolly: Honest John and Pitch Black are leading them. We'll set up defenses around your palace immediately.
(After contemplating a bit, Nestor then thought up a better idea)
Nestor: (To Woolly) No. Send your troops to protect my people. (To Moe) Moe?
Moe: Yes, you're majesty?
Nestor: Deliver conscription notices throughout all the provinces. Call up reserves, and as many new recruits as possible.
Woolly: Forgive me, you're majesty, but I believe my troops can stop them.
Nestor: I won't take any chances for just a mere defense, General Woolly.
(Then Nestor signaled Moe to go deliver the notices to any recruits he can find. Giving a nod, Moe then left to do it. Hidden nearby, a soldier watched Moe head off with some scouts to deliver the notices. Then he walked aside, and shapeshifted suddenly, revealing to be Tempest Shadow, now in her pony form again, in disguise. Then she flew off to deliver the news to the Weasel Huns. At the Huns' camp, Tempest Shadow lands on the ground gracefully and changes back into her human form. Then she approached the lead tent and entered to find Honest John and Pitch in there, seated at their thrones. Nearby them is Diablo, who is perched on a bird stand. Upon approaching Tempest Shadow bows to them)
Tempest Shadow: Masters, Emperor Nestor has sent scouts to rally up an army to stop us.
(Honest John and Pitch smirked evilly and calmly, impressed on hearing these news)
Honest John: Excellent. We love a good challenge from the Emperor.
Pitch: We'll definitely show him and his army that they can never stop our newfound power.
Honest John: (Agreeing) I'm sure any new soldier they'll recruit won't cut it.
Pitch: Yes.
Tempest Shadow: (Standing up) But do you remember our deal, (Points at her scar) to heal my curse from this scar as soon as we take over?
Honest John and Pitch: (Nods) Of course.
Honest John: Just be thankful that we were able to take you in when nobody else could upon your banishment.
Tempest Shadow: Wrongful banishment.
Honest John: And we still consider us your new surrogate family.
Tempest Shadow: (Hesitates a bit) "New surrogate family" doesn't cut it for me.
(A short pause, then Pitch disappeared into the shadows nearby and then emerged in front of her really quickly and grabbed her face with one swift grasp, calmly surprising her)
Pitch: (Smirks evilly at her) Until your curse is cured, we are your new surrogate family.
(Even Honest John, giving an evil smirk, approached with his sword and aims it bladepoint at Tempest Shadow's face, much to her calm concern)
Honest John: And like I said; Be thankful that we took you in after your wrongful banishment. So, until you're cured, who will you turn to to be fed, taken care of, make sure you don't get hurt, and make sure you avenge your wrongful banishment to get what you want?
(Tempest Shadow, looking like she was gonna calmly break down crying upon hesitating, gave in in a stoic stern way)
Tempest Shadow: I'll turn to and trust in you. You are my only family until then.
(Honest John, Pitch, and Diablo smirked evilly, satisfied)
Honest John and Pitch: A wise answer.
(Then Pitch released Tempest Shadow's face and Honest John backs his sword's blade away from her face. Then Tempest Shadow bows down again)
Tempest Shadow: I know I won't fail to help you avenge my terrible past and accomplish my dreams.
(Honest John and Pitch smirked evilly with a nod. Back at the Imperial City's palace at the balcony, Nestor is overlooking his kingdom and then Woolly came up to him)
Woolly: Are you sure you want to get new recruits?
Nestor: I am positive. A single grain of rice can tip the scale; One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
(Giving in with a silent nod, Woolly bows to him)
Woolly: Then we will not let you down.
(Then with that, Woolly left Nestor alone. Once alone, Nestor became lost in thought loudly in a calm way)
Nestor: Tempest.... If you're doing this for vengeance, then you're blindly doing it the wrong way with the Weasel Huns.
(Then we slowly pan up to the moon)
Coming up: The next morning back at her and her sisters' hometown, Minnie is getting ready with her hopes high to bring honor to her family by impressing Momma Robotnik the Matchmaker, with some encouraging help from her sisters and brothers.
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Category:Mulan Parodies
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