Play Dirty or Play to Go Home

Play Dirty or Play to Go Home is the fifth episode of .
==Story==
Leg 5 (Based off Leg 8 of The Amazing Race 26)
The race resumes at Al Matjar Carpet Shop.
Clara & Ashley will depart 1st at 9:58 AM.
Route Info: Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival at , teams must search the airport for a sign up sheet with three different departure times.
Clara: "We slayed that last leg! Time to slay again!"
Ashley: "We just have to stay in slay mode which isn't hard. Peanut & Amy are not happy with us after last leg."
Clara: "They don't exist here."
Micky & Abe depart 2nd at 10:00 AM.
Abe: "On the last leg, Bob & Bladez tried to use Bladez's Survival game to bait us into doing their work for them, but Bladez is just trying to bully people if you ask me."
Micky: "They're on our radar if another uturn comes up. Same with Bwinter & Liam since they have that express pass."
Ashley: "Any flights to Namibia?"
Flight Attendant: "We have one landing at 9:30 PM."
Ashley: "Nothing earlier?"
Flight Attendant: "That's the earliest."
Clara & Ashley get a flight arriving at 9:30 PM.
Abe: "We want the same thing they just got."
Micky & Abe get a flight arriving at 9:30 PM.
Mega & Bridgette depart 3rd at 10:16 AM.
Bridgette: "We did well last leg so we want to keep this calm approach. It seems to be working."
Mega: "We look like the dark horses right now but don't count us out."
Peanut & Amy depart 4th at 10:23 AM.
Peanut: "Clara, I've got nothing nice to say about her."
Amy: "It'll take all the self control I have not to go at that witch when I see her."
Mega: "Any fast flights to Namibia, mam?"
Flight Attendant: "The quickest is 9:30 PM."
Mega: "Thank you!"
Mega & Bridgette are on a flight arriving at 9:30 PM.
Bridgette: "Mega with that charm."
Bwinter & Liam depart 5th at 10:28 AM.
Bwinter: "We recovered from Liam last leg so let's not do that again."
Liam: "I'm standing right here."
Bwinter: "You were meant to hear that since you caused it."
Amy: "Is there any more room on the 9:30?"
Flight Attendant: "Unfortunately, the flight is full."
Peanut: "Crap!"
Flight Attendant: "We have one landing at 10:00 PM."
Peanut & Amy are on a flight arriving at 10:00 PM.
Clara: "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Amy: "SHUT UP, WITCH!"
Clara: "I WON HAITI, WHAT DID YOU WIN?!"
Peanut: "Forget it. She's not worth your breath."
(cf) Amy: "Oh, that is it! She better not get anywhere near me or I will tattoo my hand to her sorry face!"
Bwinter & Liam are on a flight arriving at 10:00 PM.
Getsome & Sarah depart 6th at 10:42 AM.
Getsome: "We are slowly getting better as we go along."
Sarah: "Pretty soon, we'll make good on our chance to run this race."
Bob & Bladez depart 7th at 10:45 AM.
Bladez: "Abe is dead to me after that stunt he pulled."
Bob: "I always knew Abe was a player. He and Micky both are notorious for that."
Bladez: "The fact that he went out of his way to insult my game is a new low. I will destroy him!"
Getsome & Sarah get tickets onto the flight landing at 10:00 PM.
Getsome: "Not bad."
Bob & Bladez get tickets onto the flight landing 10:00 PM.
Bob: "We needed a better flight."
Bladez: "We did. Now we do what we do best. We use our tools to get the others to do what we want."
Mac & Tank depart Last at 12:02 PM.
Mac: "I think it is clear that we are underperforming."
Tank: "But we're still here so the next chance we get, we'll find a way out of the back."
Sarah: "Mac & Tank just got here."
Mac: What flight did you get on?"
Mega: "9:30."
Sarah: "10:00."
Tank: "I guess we go for 10:00. I'll be the other one's full."
Mac: "Can we get on the flight arriving at 10:00 PM?"
Flight Attendant: "That flight is full."
Mac: "What?! Then what is the quickest?"
Flight Attendant: "12:30 AM."
Tank: "Oh no. We're screwed."
Mac & Tank are on a flight that is landing at 12:30 AM.
(cf) Mac: "It was a tough situation. We are two and a half hours behind the next set of teams so unless something happens, we have no shot of catching up."
Tank: "That's the race right there."
Bladez: "Mac & Tank got a terrible flight. They're done."
9:30 PM Flight: Clara & Ashley, Micky & Abe, Mega & Bridgette.
10:00 PM Flight: Peanut & Amy, Bwinter & Liam, Getsome & Sarah, Bob & Bladez.
12:30 AM Flight: Mac & Tank.
All flights leave.
Flight 1 lands.
Mega: "We're looking for numbers."
Clara: "This way!"
Micky: "Try over here."
Ashley: "I see it!"
Bridgette: "Run!"
Abe: "That way!"
Mega & Bridgette take 6:00.
Micky & Abe take 6:00.
Clara: "OH COME ON!"
Clara & Ashley take 6:20.
Mega: "We're in the first group which is huge."
Micky: "Poor Clara, her and Ashley just got bumped down."
Ashley: "Now we're with someone from the second flight. Not what we wanted."
Flight 2 lands.
Liam: "Where are the numbers?"
(cf) Micky: "Me and Abe were bored so we decided to create a foot race."
Abe: "It's this sign right here and there's only one more spot!"
Bladez: "RUN!"
Getsome: "Hurry!"
Amy: "Go!"
Bwinter: "Beat them!"
Foot race.
Peanut: I got it!"
Peanut & Amy take 6:20.
Bob: "Are we stuck with Mac & Tank?"
Bladez: "Looks like it. Dang it!"
Flight 3 lands.
Mac: "No room for mistakes. Who knows how far behind we are."
Tank: "I see teams!"
All the other teams take 6:40.
Mac: "We're back in it!"
Liam: "Goody goody for you."
6:00 Group: Mega & Bridgette, Micky & Abe.
6:20 Group: Clara & Ashley, Peanut & Amy.
6:40 Group: Bob & Bladez, Bwinter & Liam, Getsome & Sarah, Mac & Tank.
All teams camp out for the night.
Mac: "Now we can actually sleep knowing we're back with the pack again."
Mega: "We have a big day so I'm going to sleep."
(cf) Bob: "Bladez is not happy after what Ghost Town did so he wants to wreck them. If it works, it only helps us."
Bladez: "I'd watch where I was sleeping if I was you."
Abe: "What's this all about?"
(cf) Micky: "Abe is not a guy you wanna start a fight with so good on Bladez for having the guts to do it. Unfortunately, I can't see this ending well for him and I'm here for it."
Bladez: "No one insults Survival and gets away with it. I'm here to play."
Abe: "No, you're here to dictate, you're not here to play."
Bladez: "How so?"
Abe: "You've been threating weak minded people with your little "Survival" game. Like getting banned is the worst thing that will ever happen in their life."
Bladez: "That is their whole life and I'm sustaining it with the game and I could easily take it away if I wanted to."
Abe: "By that very sentence, I think you've proved my point."
Amy: "What's happening?"
Peanut: "Bladez is getting exposed for bullying people."
Amy: "That's not cool."
(cf) Peanut: "I think Bladez thought he was being cleaver, but all he did was put a bigger target on his back."
Abe: "Go to sleep before you embarrass yourself even more."
Bladez: "I have not. You're just a tree with no purpose other than exist."
(cf) Abe: "If there's one thing I know about debates, when the other guy starts throwing personal jabs at you, you've pretty much won."
Bob: "Don't worry about it. We'll get him out at some point."
Bwinter: "Are you weak minded?"
Liam: "Why are you asking me this?"
Bwinter: "Our race has been dictated by your love of Survival. We need to break ties with Bob & Bladez."
(cf) Liam: "Bwinter does not trust a thing I do in this race. Everyone looks at me as a joke but I know what I am doing."
Amy: "Maybe now I can get some rest."
Clara: "AMY!"
Amy: "Oh no..."
Clara: "WHY WAS YOUR FAT SELF IN THE WAY OF EVERYTHING!"
Amy: "Don't even start. DON'T EVEN START! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS BLOCKING EVERYONE!"
Clara: "YOU MADE EVERYONE CATCH UP TO US!"
Amy: "GIRL, YOU GOT FIRST! WHY IS THIS EVEN A THING?!"
Clara: "SOMETHING YOU CLEARLY HAVE NOT DONE! NOW KEEP YOUR UGLY WEAVE OUT OF MY FACE AND GO HOME!"
Peanut: "Alright, that's enough, Clara. You just want to be the star of the show. That's all this is."
Clara: "AT LEAST I'M POPULAR UNLIKE YOUR SORRY BUTT. LAST TIME IE CHECKED, YOU DIDN'T WIN A THING AT THE TSM AWARDS!"
Peanut: "YOU WON THE AWARD FOR DUMBEST MOVE CAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY IDOLS RIGHT! HOW'S THAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT?!"
Clara: "I WON FOR SMARTEST MOVE BY WINNING HAITI!"
Peanut: "NO YOU DIDN'T! THAT'S COMPLETLY MADE... forget it. I'm going to bed. I don't have time to waste on your mouth."
Clara: "MMH HMMM! LAY THAT BUBBLE BUTT DOWN!"
Sarah: "Oh my gosh! This is getting ugly."
Getsome: "We're dealing with Crazy girl & Whale so we're not getting any sleep."
Bwinter: "Go to bed before I burn your tent. You're being obnoxious."
Clara: "SHUT UP BEFORE I BURN YOU STUPID SNOWMAN!"
Liam: "Leave her, that's what she wants."
Bwinter: "Fine."
(cf) Bridgette: "Next thing I know, we're all moving our tents nowhere near Clara & Ashley just so we can sleep."
(cf) Ashley: "Clara slaying will no doubt make the other teams tired so I'm all for this slaying she's doing."
First group departs.
Mega: "Thanks to Clara, we barely slept last night."
Abe: "Bladez was no better. Let's just go. I'm ready to race after all that."
Route Info: Teams must leave camp and drive themselves into to the town of , where they must find the Swakopmunder Buchhandlung. Once there, teams must purchase a copy of the and search for an advertisement, written in , in the daily containing the location of their next clue.
Micky: "We are looking for the town."
Mega: "I see it."
Abe: "This must be the paper. What are we looking for?"
Micky: "I have no idea."
Bridgette: "I think this is it. It's red and yellow."
Mega & Bridgette find the advertisement (currently in 1st place).
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to the Ground Rush Adventures Skydiving Club in to find their next clue.
Abe: "They got it I think."
Micky: "I got it."
Micky & Abe find the advertisement (currently in 2nd place).
Second group departs.
Peanut: "If she says anything, I'm just ignoring her. All she wants is drama so she can get on Keeping Up With the Kardashians."
Amy: "That's not going to be easy."
Mega: "Can you help us with something? We need to know what this says."
Abe: "Their in that hotel."
Bridgette: "Did you guys figure it out?"
Micky: "Not yet."
Ashley: "This is the store."
Mega: "So we're heading for a skydiving place."
Bridgette: "Ghost Town is behind us and that's it."
Ashley: "I got it."
Clara & Ashley find the advertisement (currently in 3rd place).
Peanut: "This has to be it."
Peanut & Amy find the advertisement (currently in 4th place).
Third Group Departs.
Tank: "Time to take advantage of this chance we've been given."
Bladez: "I'm fired up after last night so we just need to get working."
Mega & Bridgette find the clue (currently in 1st place).
Roadblock: "Who has always wanted a skybox?"One team member must watch a briefcase drop from an airplane and retrieve it on foot, traveling nearly a mile to the marked area. After locating the briefcase, they walked to a hilltop to pick up the Travelocity Roaming Gnome and reunite with their partner at the starting point to open the briefcase with the clue inside.
Mega is doing the RB (currently in 1st place).
Micky is doing the RB (currently in 2nd place).
Mega: "Not what I thought we were doing but I'm ready for it."
Micky: "So I run when I see it?"
Mega: "Let's go!"
Micky: "Got it in sight."
Bob: "I think it's this."
Bob & Bladez find the advertisement (currently in 5th place).
Mac: "It's right there."
Mac & Tank find the advertisement (currently in 6th place).
Sarah: "Boom!"
Getsome & Sarah find the advertisement (currently in 7th place).
Bwinter: "And we're last."
Bwinter & Liam find the advertisement (currently in Last place).
Mega: "I have no idea how long I've been running or how long but this is tough."
Micky: "This heat is no joke. I thought I saw it but it was just cardboard. It has to be somewhere."
Ashley: "That's it right there."
Clara is doing the RB (currently in 3rd place).
Peanut is doing the RB (currently in 4th place).
Mega: "I got it!"
Mega finishes the RB (currently in 1st place).
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to Snake Bend Pan to find their next clue.
Micky: "There it is. About time."
Micky finishes the RB (currently in 2nd place).
Bridgette: "Everyone is just now getting here. We're still in the lead."
Clara: "I can't keep this up much longer."
Peanut: "There it is, just ahead. I just have to get over there."
Clara: "I need water or something. I've lost track of the case."
Bob is doing the RB (currently in 5th place).
Mac is doing the RB (currently in 6th place).
Getsome is doing the RB (currently in 7th place).
Liam is doing the RB (currently in Last place).
Peanut: "Here we are."
Peanut finishes the RB (currently in 3rd place).
Amy: "You did that fast!"
Mega: "Is this it?"
Bridgette: "It looks like it."
Mega & Bridgette get to detour (currently in 1st place).
Detour: Work or Play?
Choice A: WorkTeams must help locals drag five tires attached to their marked vehicles to smooth 5 miles of bumpy dirt road to the foreman's satisfaction. Once the task was complete, the foreman will hand them their next clue.
Choice B: PlayTeams must cross-country sand ski through a series of sand dunes up a marked course and then slide down on a sandboard to Henrik May at the bottom, who will give them their next clue.
Caution: Blind U-Turn Ahead!
Mega: "Uh oh."
(cf) Micky: "It wasn't just any uturn, it was a blind uturn so if you use it you can stay anonymous."
Mega & Bridgette are doing Play (currently in 1st place).
Micky & Abe are doing Work (currently in 2nd place).
Mega: "Here's the skis."
Bridgette: "We have to go all the way there?"
Mega: "Looks like it. Let's go."
Abe: "We have to attach these chains to the tires and then get this road smoothed out."
Micky: We've got the tires."
Abe: "Get in there. This one's being difficult. There we go."
Clara: "I finally found it. I just have to deliver it now."
Bob: "I'm right behind you Clara."
Clara finishes the RB (currently in 4th place).
Bob finishes the RB (currently in 5th place).
Peanut & Amy are doing Work (currently in 3rd place).
Peanut: "They're both still here."
Mega: "These dunes are no joke. Doing it with skis is a whole new level."
Bridgette: "I keep getting stuck!"
Mega: "Try it this way."
Abe: "I may be having a little too much fun with this one. Maybe this should've been Play."
Micky: "There's a train."
Abe: "Almost there."
Mac finishes the RB (currently in 6th place).
Liam finishes the RB (currently in 7th place).
Sarah: "We're in last. We're getting used to this but we can come back."
Mega: "Wooo!"
Mega & Bridgette finish detour (currently in 1st place).
Route Info: Teams must travel on foot down the road to find the Blind U-Turn board and their next clue.
Micky & Abe finish detour (currently in 2nd place).
Micky: "This is scary."
Bob & Bladez are doing Work (currently in 4th place).
Clara & Ashley are doing Work (currently in 5th place).
Amy: "We're done!"
Peanut & Amy finish detour (currently in 3rd place).
Getsome: "I got it!"
Getsome finishes RB (currently in Last place).
Mega & Bridgette get to the uturn board
Bridgette: "Who do we uturn?"
Mega: "Honestly, I don't really want to uturn anyone, they all seem like good people."
Bridgette: "No, we need to get the threats out, we either play to win or play to go home and we are playing to win. No one will know it was us."
Mega: "Doesn't it feel too early to be making enemies though?"
Bridgette: "I guess you have a point"
Mega & Bridgette choose not to uturn anyone.
Route Info: Teams must drive themselves to Moon Valley Landscape and find Goanikontes Oasis to check in, with one of four animals (, , , or ) in tow. The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Peanut: "There's Ghost Town up ahead. We've caught up."
Micky & Abe and Peanut & Amy make it to the uturn board.
Abe: "One of us could do Bob & Bladez and the other Bwinter & Liam since we know they're tight."
Amy: "I was thinking about Clara & Ashley cause of Clara's mouth."
Abe: "Yeah, but everyone is after her so it keeps a target off of us."
Amy: "Fair point."
Micky & Abe choose to blind uturn Bwinter & Liam.
Abe: "We really want Bwinter & Liam to burn the Express Pass and Bob & Bladez out."
Micky: "We don't want them to be able to use it to get ahead of us in a bad situation."
Peanut & Amy choose to blind uturn Bob & Bladez.
Peanut: "Sorry not sorry. Big threats."
Bladez: "We are neck and neck with Clara & Ashley on these roads."
Clara: "We better get paid after this."
Mac & Tank are doing Play (currently in 6th place).
Getsome & Sarah are doing to do Work (currently in 7th place).
Bwinter & Liam are doing Play (currently in Last place).
Bwinter: "I feel like we might get targeted with this uturn. We need to use it."
Liam: "Fine."
Bwinter & Liam use the Express Pass on Play. (currently in 4th place).
Bob & Bladez finish detour (currently in 5th place).
Liam: "Bob & Bladez just finished."
Bwinter & Liam see uturn and must go back
Liam: "Wow, what a coward move. I should've seen this coming."
Bwinter: "They also did Bob & Bladez and they're right behind us."
Bob & Bladez see uturn and must go back
Bladez: "That's a weak move."
Bob: "Clearly they want to split us up."
Mega: "Here we are."
Bridgette: "Let's take the donkey."
Mega: "Let's go."
Bridgette: "He's not going..."
Micky: "The Camel."
Abe: "Come on, we're going this way."
Micky: "EW! HE SPIT IN MY FACE!"
Abe: "OW! YOU SPOOKED HIM INTO KICKING ME IN THE LEG!"
Peanut: "Let's just take the zebra."
Mega: "Now we're moving."
Abe: "I'm fine, let's go"
Amy: "We're winning! YASS!"
Peanut & Amy, you are team number 1. You have won a trip for two to .
Peanut: "Yes!"
Amy: "We did everything right today and got the gold. We're here to slay!"
Mega & Bridgette your team number 2.
(cf) Bridgette: "We're getting better. But we need to improve or we're never going to win."
Mac & Tank finish detour (currently in 4th place).
Micky & Abe you are team number 3.
Liam: "Everyone is leaving."
Bladez: "Stupid skis! This task sucks!"
Clara & Ashley finish detour (currently in 5th place).
Getsome & Sarah finish detour (currently in 6th place).
Bwinter: "We have to hurry!"
Liam: "I only see Bob & Bladez now."
Bob: "We're almost there."
Bladez: "I'm stuck again!"
Bwinter: "Get out of the truck!"
Liam: "We got it!"
Bwinter & Liam finish detour (currently in 7th place).
Bladez: "I'll ban you from Survival if you let us get last."
Liam: "Sorry, I like money more than Survival."
Bladez: "WHAT!"
(cf) Bwinter: "It's about time Liam did something for the team instead of Bladez."
(cf) Liam: "It was either us or them. I'm not that dumb to let us go home."
Bob: "All the other teams are gone."
Bladez: "It's no use. It's over. Every single one of them are losers. I can't believe this."
Bob: "We can't quit yet."
Mac & Tank you are team number 4.
Mac: "Not bad. Rough leg."
Bob: "That was fun."
Bladez: "Finally. If I never see another dune, it will be too soon."
Bob & Bladez finish detour (currently in Last place).
Bob: "You never know."
Bladez: "Someone better bust a tire or roll of the road or something."
Sarah: "There's Phil!"
Getsome & Sarah you are team number 5.
Clara: "Come on, donkey!"
Ashley: "You can't scream at it, you have to love it."
Clara: "How about helping me?!"
Clara & Ashley you are team number 6.
Liam: "These humps are as big as Bwinter's ego."
Bwinter: "At least they're bigger than your brain."
Bwinter & Liam you are team number 7 and you are still in the race.
Liam: "I'm gonna kill Micky & Abe for what they did to us.
Bwinter: "We'll keep this to ourselves but when the time is right, we'll get them."
Bob: "We're waling a zebra, how cool!"
Bob & Bladez you are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race.
Bladez: "Unbelievable."
Bob: "We had a good run. But we just had too many enemies."
Bladez: "I'm not happy with the way we're going out. But I guess that's the race. Off to Survival."
==Route Markers==
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|-|Pit Start = The order of departure from Al Matjar Carpet Shop are as follows:
# Clara & Ashley (9:58 am)
# Micky & Abe (10:00 am)
# Mega & Bridgette (10:16 am)
# Peanut & Amy (10:23 am)
# Bwinter & Liam (10:28 am)
# Getsome & Sarah (10:42 am)
# Bob & Bladez (10:45 am)
# Mac & Tank (12:02 am)
|-|Route Info 1 = Teams must fly to , . Upon arrival at , teams must search the airport for a sign up sheet with three different departure times.
|-|Route Info 2 = Teams must leave camp and drive themselves into to the town of , where they must find the Swakopmunder Buchhandlung. Once there, teams must purchase a copy of the and search for an advertisement, written in , in the daily containing the location of their next clue.
|-|Route Info 3 = Teams must drive themselves to the Ground Rush Adventures Skydiving Club in to find their next clue.
|-|Roadblock = "Who has always wanted a skybox?"
The team member assigned to perform this Roadblock would have to watch a briefcase drop from an airplane and retrieve it on foot, traveling nearly a mile to the marked area. After locating the briefcase, they walked to a hilltop to pick up the Travelocity Roaming Gnome and reunite with their partner at the starting point to open the briefcase with the clue inside.
The Roadblock performers per team are underlined:
*Bob & Bladez
*Bwinter & Liam
*Clara & Ashley
*Getsome & Sarah
*Mac & Tank
*Mega & Bridgette
*Micky & Abe
*Peanut & Amy
|-|Route Info 4 = Teams must drive themselves to Snake Bend Pan to find their next clue.
|-|Detour = 
Choice A: WorkTeams must help locals drag five tires attached to their marked vehicles to smooth 5 miles of bumpy dirt road to the foreman's satisfaction. Once the task was complete, the foreman will hand them their next clue.
Bob & Bladez, Clara & Ashley, Getsome & Sarah, Micky & Abe, and Peanut & Amy chose this task.
Choice B: PlayTeams must cross-country sand ski through a series of sand dunes up a marked course and then slide down on a sandboard to Henrik May at the bottom, who will give them their next clue.
Bwinter & Liam, Mac & Tank, and Mega & Bridgette chose this task.
Bwinter & Liam used their Express Pass to bypass the Play Detour.
|-|Route Info 5 = Teams must travel on foot down the road to find the Blind U-Turn board and their next clue.
|-|U-Turn = At Snake Bend Pan, teams would have the option to U-Turn a team, with two slots available, and anonymously. Micky & Abe used the first slot of the U-Turn on Bwinter & Liam. Peanut & Amy used the second slot of the U-Turn on Bob & Bladez.
Since Bwinter & Liam used their Express Pass on the Play Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Work Detour before continuing.
Since Bob & Bladez completed the Work Detour, they would be forced to backtrack and complete the Play Detour before continuing.
|-|Route Info 6 and Pit Stop = Teams must drive themselves to Moon Valley Landscape and find Goanikontes Oasis to check in, with one of four animals (, , , or ) in tow.
For coming in first place, Peanut & Amy won a trip for two to , provided by .
</tabber>
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==Trivia==
The episode title was said by Bridgette to Mega in a debate over the U-Turn.
==References==