The Beginning of an Angel/Transcript

The following is a script of The Beginning of an Angel. Dialogue text is directly taken from the episode and is unaltered. Text in the brackets is used for visual clues and were added in by the wiki's creator, Stelllarz.
[The episode opens with a black screen with pink text. The text says, "before we start with the episode i need to make a interduction Im gonna to just say first of all the episode will include...". The text then changes to read, "-dramatic -randomness -cuteness". The text changes again, reading, "you have Warned". Again, the text changes to read, "Shout out to demond player for this amazing idea". The text changes for the last time that reads, "please enjoy!". The intro then plays. Afterwards, another black screen with pink text is shown. The text reads, "pinkie and spongebob were shocked to find a new creature was gonna enter they'r lives". After a few seconds, the text reads, "as they both told pinkies family and friends pumkin and poundcake were really excited but limestone completely cussed at spongebob for like a whole hour", "the next day pinkie decided that they should have a baby shower right away". White text in the bottom right corner reads, "LESS TALKING MORE WATCHING!!!". For a final time, a black screen with pink text reads, "okay geez... THAT MORNING..". The scene changes to show strangers inside Sugarcube Corner. The entire place is decorated with balloons and gifts are on tables. Pink text above them reads, "*talking*". After a few seconds, the scene changes to show the mane 5 facing Pinkie in a different part of Sugarcube Corner.]
Pinkie: thanks so much girls your gifts are wonderful
[Pinkie changes expressions. She appears to be confused.]
Pinkie: but...rainbow dont you think you should keep your old rattle for stormy?
Rainbow: no i was planning to give it away anyway besides she is getting something different.
[Pinkie lightens up.]
Pinkie: Ohhhhhh okay that makes sense
[SpongeBob stands next to Pinkie.]
Applejack: honestly im not surprised you two had some romantic rolationship every since the gala
Pinkie: he he...right...
Twilight: how did pinkie's whole pregnant thing started?
Pinkie: well..it started a week ago we were out to dinner but then i felt a kick thats when we figured out im pregnany
Fluttershy: so when did the doctor say the baby will arive?
Pinkie: it should be in teo months but we dont...
[Pinkie falls on the floor in pain. The mane 5 all look worried.]
SpongeBob: pinkie you o...
Pinkie: OMG I FELT A CONTRACTION I THINK THE BABY IS COMING!!!
[SpongeBob leaps up and starts panicking.]
SpongeBob: wait! WHAT?! RIGHT NOW?!! but..but its too early
Pinkie: TELL THAT TO THE BABY
Twilight: Spongebob you need to get her to the hostpital!
[SpongeBob picks up Pinkie and starts running offscreen.]
SpongeBob: I'm on it hang in there pinkie!
Rarity: Goodluck darling!
Applejack: ah hope she will be okay
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "when they arived at the hostpital". The scene shows SpongeBob, still running with Pinkie, outside the hospital.]
Pinkie: I..ah..cant..argh..do this..
SpongeBob: calm down babe we are here
[The next scene has the two of them inside the hospital. A doctor is standing in front of them.]
Doctor: mr.sqaurepants back so soon? anythining wrong?
SpongeBob: she felt a contraction we believe the baby is coming
Doctor: oh dear...dont worry we are gonna get her in amidiantly
[A drawing from the YouTube audio drama Daughter of Discord's first episode in shown. A pony in scrubs is yelling at the nurses.]
Scrubs pony: YOU HERD THE DOC! GET THAT STRECHER FOR MISS PINKIE PIE!
[The scene changes to the doctor pushing Pinkie down the hall in a stretcher using his magic. SpongeBob is running with them.]
Pinkie: ITS GETTING STRONGER!
SpongeBob: OMG OMG OMG BREATHS HEAVILY*
Doctor: spongebob please calm down we are trying to do everything we can..
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "when they got pinkie into a room..". The next scene has Pinkie laying on her side in a hospital bed. The doctor and SpongeBob are at her side, the latter looking concerned.]
SpongeBob: will she be okay doctor?
Doctor: we will have to see spongebob
Pinkie: OHHH!
Doctor: yes i believe pinkie is correct it looks like its time for the baby to be born i will leave you two alone for a while and then we will begin
[The doctor leaves the room. SpongeBob gets closer to Pinkie and grabs her hoof.]
Pinkie: spongebob..i cant do it..
SpongeBob: yes you can pinkie you need to calm down.
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "30 minutes later..". The doctor is back in the hospital room.]
Doctor: well are we ready to deliver this baby?
SpongeBob: yes doctor go ahead...
[Pinkie starts pushing, visibly in agony. SpongeBob is extremely scared while the doctor remains somewhat calm.]
Pinkie: ARGH!!!
SpongeBob: come on pinkie!
Doctor: Breath push! Breath push!
[Pinkie sits further up on the bed, sweating profusely. SpongeBob is biting his fingers.]
Pinkie: arghhhh..
SpongeBob: You can do it!
Doctor: i can see the head! just a little more..
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "at 6:24pm". The next scene has Pinkie holding a swadled baby with a body similar to SpongeBob. The baby also has some pink hair poking out.] 
Doctor: well what do you know? a little baby girl....i will leave you two and the baby alone for a little bit while I check your paper work
[The doctor leaves the room.]
Pinkie: well here is your little daughter spongebob...
SpongeBob: I cant believe the baby got to us two months early this is a great surprise
[The baby opens her eyes. SpongeBob and Pinkie look down at her.]
Pinkie: Oh look she opened her eyes and there sky blue
SpongeBob: amazing she is beautiful maybe she needs out of that blanket for a little bit
Pinkie: good idea
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "after getting the baby unrapped". The blanket is off the baby in the next scene and she is holding a bottle.]
Pinkie: there you go that should feel much better
SpongeBob: I think I know the perfect name for our little princess
Pinkie: me too
[They look up at each other.]
Pinkie and SpongeBob: [together] Bonnie Dian Pie
Bonnie: nom nom*
Pinkie: well i guess we both picked a good name what do you think?
SpongeBob: you know what I'm thinking?
[They both look down at Bonnie and smile proudly.]
SpongeBob: I believe our little angel is special no matter what name she has
[He leans down and kisses her head.]
Pinkie: well than...its settled..
SpongeBob: yes bonnie it is.
Bonnie: giggles*
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "1 hour later..". Bonnie is sleeping, still in Pinkie's arms, and the doctor returns to their room.]
Doctor: okay when ever you guys feel like it you can go home
[The doctor leaves the room. SpongeBob wraps his arms around his family and hugs them.]
SpongeBob: I love you pinkie and our baby
Pinkie: Oh spongebob!
[A black text with pink fancy font pops up and reads, "Spongebob was packing his and pinkie's bag while pinkie was getting bonnie ready to go". The fancy text fades out and changes into the normal font, still in pink, that reads, "When that was done". The next scene has SpongeBob and Pinkie pushing Bonnie in a stroller. A suitcase is also visible.]
SpongeBob: okay I got our bag.. You got the baby ready.. I think we are good to go
Pinkie: yeah lets just do a double check and get out of here
SpongeBob: okay dear.
[A black screen with pink text pops up that reads, "after getting checked out of the hostpital...". The couple are now pushing the stroller outside the hospital.]
SpongeBob: She is adorable....
Pinkie: She sure is
Bonnie: gibberish*
SpongeBob: you okay there pinkie?
Pinkie: yeah...I'm just really happy I have you....as my husband
SpongeBob: you know what pinkie?
Pinkie: what?
[They stop walking and SpongeBob hugs Pinkie. Pink text below them reads, "I WARNED YOU SPONGEPIE HATERS".]
SpongeBob: Your beautiful,random,funny,logical,and over all the best wife a sponge like me could ever ask for!
Pinkie: Aww and your the most awesome,amazing,and strong husband a pony like me could ever hope to have
Bonnie: nom nom*
SpongeBob: Come here my little cutie pie!!!
Pinkie: what ever you say my love!!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "when they got home". The three of them are inside Sugarcube Corner, presumably the kitchen.]
SpongeBob: Im so tired thank god we are home
Pinkie: yeah and I'm so glad that....
[Before Pinkie can finish, Discord appears. SpongeBob and Pinkie glare at him angrily.]
Discord: oh please your always tired
SpongeBob: seriously?
Pinkie: what do you want discord?
Discord: well obviously I came to mess around like I always do duh
[Discord bends down and puts his claw to Bonnie's face.]
Discord: expecially with the little brat
SpongeBob: discord dont you are...
Pinkie: mumbles*
Discord: ROOOOAAAARRRRR
[Bonnie starts crying. SpongeBob and Pinkie try to comfort her.]
Bonnie: crying*
Discord: laughs*
Pinkie: shhh its okay sweetie
SpongeBob: yeah mommy and daddy are right here
[Discord starts flailing around in the air, uncontrollably laughing. Pinkie and SpongeBob are fuming.]
Discord: OMC THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES! HAHAHAHA
Pinkie: discord stop its not funny
SpongeBob: yeah do you not know how loud you are?
Pinkie: or how sharp your claws are?
[Discord stops laughing and looks at Pinkie while upside down.]
Discord: well duh of course i cant believe your that dumb
Pinkie: sigh*just leave
Discord: whatever bye!
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "discord left and spongebob pinkie and the baby were all able to get to bed". The text fades up and new text fades in that reads, "spongebob and pinkie put bonnie to bed and got themselves ready". The scene changes to SpongeBob and Pinkie in their bedroom.]
SpongeBob: is she in bed?
Pinkie: yeah that book twilight gave us really helped
[They lean forward and kiss each other.]
SpongeBob: I believe were gonna be great parents
[They embrace each other.]
Pinkie: Oh you raskle sponge!
SpongeBob: Oh come on you know you loved it sugar plum!
Pinkie: fine can't argue that
[The lights turn off and they get under the covers in bed.]
SpongeBob: goodnight pinkie
Pinkie: Goodnight honey
[A black screen shows up and white text fades in that reads, "At 5am". The scene changes to be the couple cuddling in bed, fast asleep. After a few seconds, it changes to have SpongeBob sitting up wide eyed while Pinkie still has a hoof on him with her eyes open.]
SpongeBob: Oh crap the baby's awake.
Pinkie: again?
[Pinkie looks up at the ceiling.]
Pinkie: sounds like she is having fun up there
[SpongeBob gets out of bed. Pinkie moves to face him, still laying on the bed.]
SpongeBob: okay im going this time you stay here and sleep
Pinkie: you sure?
SpongeBob: yes you have done this about 17 times already i got this
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "When he got to the baby's room". The scene changes to SpongeBob standing in a room near a diaper bag and a picture of Bonnie.]
SpongeBob: okay so whats causing all this noise?
[He becomes visibly shocked.]
SpongeBob: WHAT THE HAY!!!
[The scene switches to show Bonnie jumping on her crib happily. SpongeBob is in front of the crib, extremely distressed.]
SpongeBob: bonnie dian pie please quit jumping you will hurt yourself
Bonnie: gibberish*
SpongeBob: dear god no..
[Bonnie lands on her crib, appearing very giddy. SpongeBob seems to be questioning himself.]
SpongeBob: chill spongebob she is only a baby its not like she will...
[Bonnie leaps up once again. SpongeBob screams.]
SpongeBob: AAAAHHHH!!!!
[She starts to fall away from her crib. SpongeBob reaches out.]
SpongeBob: dont worry sweetie daddy will catch
[The scene shows SpongeBob laying on the ground, presumably after falling on his back. Bonnie is smiling on top of him.]
SpongeBob: you...
Bonnie: *gibberish
[SpongeBob gets up and holds Bonnie.]
SpongeBob: ok..your lucky your so cute how about you and daddy keep this a little secret okay?
[The next scene has Bonnie tucked into bed. SpongeBob kisses her forehead.]
SpongeBob: for now lets try and get some sleep.
[He goes offscreen.]
SpongeBob: goodnight my little angel
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "the next morning". The scene has Pinkie and SpongeBob awake while still in bed, visibly tired. The lights are on in their room.]
Pinkie: only...2 hours....of....sleep
SpongeBob: we probally need to get bonnie if your friends are still coming over
Pinkie: humming*yep probally
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "in spongeie's room". The scene changes to show Pinkie and SpongeBob in Bonnie's room. Bonnie is presumably moving around.]
Pinkie: good morning sweetie i dont guess you slept well
SpongeBob: no kidding she is more active than any baby I've ever seen
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "when twilight and the others arived". The background is a downstairs scene of Sugarcube Corner. The mane 5, Pinkie, and SpongeBob are in the room.]
Twilight: hey pinkie and spongebob
SpongeBob: hey twilight
Rarity: so is the baby a filly or a colt?
Pinkie: its a filly rarity.
[The mane 5 all look gleeful.]
Rarity: thats great darling!
Rainbow: AWW YEAH!!
Fluttershy: wahoo
Twilight: thats wonderful!
Applejack: YEHAW
[SpongeBob is no longer in the scene.]
Rainbow: pinkie thats awesome!!!
Twilight: calm down dash
Fluttershy: where did spongebob go?
Pinkie: he went to get the...
[He enters the room looking shocked. Everyone else looks confused.]
SpongeBob: MY BRAIN!!!
Applejack: woah partner
Pinkie: um spongebob where is the baby?
[SpongeBob looks up. Pinkie smiles.]
SpongeBob: she..Wait a minute is that the baby...IN MY HEAD?!
Twilight: huh?
Pinkie: okay sweetie i know you are having fun in daddy's head but there are ponies wanting to meet you
[Bonnie lays on SpongeBob's head and leans toward Pinkie.]
Pinkie: thats right come to mama
[She holds Bonnie in her hoof.]
Pinkie: sorry about that girls this is bonnie dian pie
[The mane 5 all smile.]
Rarity: I NEED HER HAIR!!
Fluttershy: she is lovely
Twilight: congrats pinkie
Rainbow: she is so cute
Applejack: pinkie wha a good name plus its suitable
Twilight: I believe you and spongebob should be very proud of yourselves
SpongeBob: We are we truly are
[A black screen with white text pops up that reads, "at the end of the day". Pinkie and SpongeBob are putting Bonnie to sleep.]
Pinkie: alrighty sweetie mommy and daddy will see you in the...
Bonnie: mama dada
SpongeBob: she can already say mama and dada..
[Pinkie and SpongeBob kiss Bonnie on her cheeks.]
Pinkie: we love you spongeie
Bonnie: giggles cutely*
[The credits begin. The first screen has a white headline reading, "Thanks for watching!". Below on the left, white text reads, "please subscribe to | VOCAL LIFE | Purple haired person | Gacha Angel | Robert Mercado | BJM Adventures | The demond player | Spongepie Pony Girl/Me". On the right side of the list, an image of Pinkie holding Bonnie while SpongeBob pokes her is shown. The credits change scenes but keep the same headline. On the left below the headline, an image of SpongeBob juggling balls while Pinkie and Bonnie watch happily can be seen. On the right side, white text reads, "Actors | Twilight Sparkle | Rainbow Dash | Pinkie Pie | Spongebob | Fluttershy | Applejack | Discord | bonnie | The doctors". Afterwards, the screen goes black for a few seconds before a giant "BYE!" appears on screen for a moment. A YouTube endcard shows up and after around 30 seconds, the video ends.]