Penny Ling

Penny Ling (voiced by James Earl Jones) (singing voice by Frank Sinatra, Jr.) is a small, white and purple Giant Panda.
She is not talented at all. The only thing she's good at is crying. She has a glorious butt that is worshipped by many basement dwellers.
In 2010, Penny Ling was the leading role in Panda Cheese, a series of television commercials produced in Egypt. She was immediately fired after brutally beating the camera man, who was wearing a man suit. 
==Personality==
Penny will cry in almost every episode, besides that, she's pretty much useless.
Dumb Dumbwaiter is the only episode so far where she actually does something cool. However, since it was a gurl power episode, fans quickly forgot about it.
Penny seems to think she's the cutest pet in the shop and expects to be treated like royalty. Refusing to do so will cause her to throw huge tantrums, destroy furniture, and ruin friendships.
Man suits will also send her into an uncontrollable rage.
==Shipping==
There's really no point shipping her with any of the pets. As a panda, she will grow to be twice their size and will squash them during sex.
She has a crush on Russell Ferguson and dreams of him every night. In her dreams, she is a beautiful princess who is waiting for Prince Russell to ride to her castle on his loyal stallion, Big Mac, and rescue her from her evil stepmother, Queen Twombly.
In reality, Russell doesn't have time for bitches.
==Training==
Being a wild beast and therefore a danger to other animals around her, Penny must recieve daily training from her friends. Their method is to physically beat her until she learns who her masters are. 
== Quotes ==
* *chewing noises*
* *high-pitched wailing*
Category:Main characters