Fartsy the gorrila goes to the dentist!!!!

Fartsy the gorilla goes to the dentist another edition of the Fartsy the gorilla series by the B & E’s pub co.
 
 
 
Fartsy the gorilla goes to the dentist another edition of the Fartsy the gorilla series by the B & E’s pub co.
 
 
Fartsy the gorilla goes to the dentist another edition of the Fartsy the gorilla series by the B & E’s pub co. Once upon a time… Oops I meant once upon a FART… Fartsy was in her room with his mom and she followed her mom into the bathroom too put on some makeup. Fartsy farted peeeeeuuuuhhhh you need to put on some perfume. Fartsy said what is perfume? Anyway fartsys mom was putting on makeup and she elbowed fartsy in the chin!!! (It was very hard too) Then fartsy spit a little Yellow tooth in the sink, with a little bit of blood on it. AHHH are you alright honey! Yelled fartsy mom!!! NO! I barfed up a little yellow and red thing!!! Do you think I am alright? Honey!! Honey!!! That’s bad we need to take you to the dentist. Mrs. Gagh drove fartsy to the dentist. On the way, fartsy saw poopsy selling poopballs! There are balls of fudge and they are like Girl Scout cookies, but pooeyer! Fartsy farted on her mom until she stopped driving fartsy talked to buy poopballs to help the finest fart scout in naked city! (That’s where they live) when fartsy arrived at the dentists, she read inappropriate magazines while waiting for her turn. Just as she was getting bamboozled into getting naked herself (monkey see monkey do!) the dentist came in and said gagh, farsty! It’s fartsy! They followed the dentist into their room and fartsy sat in that lounge chair thingy and they raised it about 90000000 fartsy feet the dentist said her name was Mrs. Watchyourbutt butt you can call her Mrs. Wyb. So your name is fartsy? She said. Yep. Fartsy’s the name and farting is the game! She said, farting loudly. You’re a big girl where do you go to school? I would go to turd elementary butt I got to many referral notes because I farted until people got sick, so I got suspended! Okkkk…. Said Mrs. Wyb. Mrs. Gagh, I’m going to have to ask you to leave so I could do an exam on fartsy privately. Said Mrs. Wyb ok said Mrs. Gagh and she left. While in the waiting room, one of the workers said, hurlann? Hurlann gagh? (Hurlann was Mrs. Gagh’s first name) Mrs. Gagh turned around at the one who said that. Touchmy?? Touchmy Butt? Said Mrs. Gagh? I never liked you! She said! Yes we did! Until the handsome fecal matter moved in! In high school hurlann and touchmy were bffs until a handsome guy named fecal matter moved in that both of them loved. Then they were rivals. Fecal ended up marrying touchmy. All, we couldn’t get the names right. I ended up being touchmy matter and he was fecal butt! Anyway, back in the office Mrs. Wyb looked at the tooth and made sure nothing like that would happen again butt there was a bit of crowding so Mrs. Wyb put in a fake tooth! Butt then she said fartsy needed to see an orthodontist Mrs. Wyb and fartsy found Mrs. Gagh and Mrs. butt fighting and other patients trying to ignore it. Others left and wrote angry notes about giving their workers self control lessons before getting a paid job. In the orthodontics office the doctor was Mrs. Marcelou. Fartsy farted and asked, does marcelou mean anything dangerous weird or gross? Mrs. Marcelou gave fartsy a dictionary of downtown naked city slang. Marcelou means to vomit in an airplane. Oh said fartsy. Mrs. Marcelou took one look of fartsy’s mouth and said she needs a retainer. Fartsy choose a retainer that was red and had a farting gorilla on it! It feels weird at first butt fartsy got used to it. When they tighten it is painful. But fartsy didn’t have to go to the dentist any time soon again! :) The end!!!! :)
The end!!!! :) 
The end!!!! :) 
nut moo wouldnd let me kiss my butt
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