The Stoics

The Stoics are the most emotionless, most stoic, softest, calmest, most serene, most docile, most humorless, most boring and most unexciting family; they are from Comedy Time.
== The Cast ==
* Justin Tanner as Uncle Stoic, the uncle who never has emotions.
* Brandon O'Dell as Mr. Stoic, the papa who never has feelings.
* Bernard Jones as Samuel Stoic, the "baby bro" of the family who never laughs, smiles and cries.
* Jono Davis as Stuart Stoic, the "big bro" of the family who doesn't ever giggle, weep and grin.
== Their Quirks and Hobbies ==
Their faces are frozen solid and they speak in a depressed monotone; they are never excited and they're never exciting either. They never crack up at hilarious comedy bits like holiday humor including parodies of popular carols and they don't ever guffaw at popular hymns sung with parody lyrics. The Stoics' hobbies are dreaming, thinking and working. They also like to sing really serious songs robotically in traditionally classical, folksy opera style.
== Their Sketches ==
* The Grocery Errand-The Stoics shop for healthy food and make a delicious fruit salad as well as a tasty garden salad of ripe veggies, but there is always good news, great news and bad news.
* The Seriously Sensible Stoic Family Road Trip-The Stoics travel all around the state of Georgia and even cross the line into Florida's panhandle, but there's always good news, great news and bad news along the way.
* The Math Test-Samuel and Stuart do a math test with no complaints, but when they ace their test, their dad and uncle give them good news, great news and bad news.
* The Very Bad Luck Day-Embarrassing and disappointing things happen to The Stoics, but nobody blushes or even titters. As always, there's good news, great news and bad news.