La Bart Vita/Quotes

: Marge: Blow out your candles, sweetie!
: Bart: Candles shmandles! Cut to the chase and bring on the presents!
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: Bart: Antoher year, another bunch of crummy gifts! [SIGH] Wonder what's on the Boob Tube?
: Rainer Wolfcastle: ...remember! Real life is not a movie! When you are behind da wheel, don't drive like McBain drive safely!
: Bart: Sell out! I hate public service annoncments!
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: Milhouse Van Houten: Here I am, Bart!
: Bart: Ciao, Milcasa!
: Milhouse: Who are you gonna cath in the crosshairs of your relentless lens now?
: Bart: The biggest beast in the celebrity jungle! Take a gander yonder!
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: Sideshow Mel: Krusty! You're late for the grand opening!
: Krusty the Clown: Aw, geez! What is it with me and peach schnapps?! No time for pants! Get my robe!
: Sideshow Mel: But Krusty! You have an agreement to endorse Paynet's boxer shorts! And ou're wearing tigthy-whities!
: Krusty: Who carses?! No one will know! Where' is my limo?!
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: Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!
: Milhouse: Hey, Bart! We saw your photo in the newspaper! You're a celebrity now!
: Bart: Not for long! I quit!
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