Beach Love

Beach Love is the tenth episode of The SpongeBob and Garfield Show. It is also an episode of Season 443 of the SpongeBob Fanon Series. It is also the season one finale. The episode premiered on SquiddyTV on March 15, 2024, and was written by SquidTron C. In this episode, Garfield dates Arlene after he and SpongeBob ends up on a beach.
==Transcript==
(the episode opens with a shot of SpongeBob's pineapple)
SpongeBob: (eats breakfast)
Garfield: Oh Arlene. As only I wish you were here. (cries in sadness)
SpongeBob: Oh... Gar-
Garfield: WHAT- I want to see my romance. I FUCKING WANT TO!
SpongeBob: Garfield she will come one day...
(Tomorrow...)
SpongeBob: Off to work! To work!
(the scene then changes to a shot of the Krusty Krab Kitchen)
SpongeBob: Oh how I feel bad for Garfield and his Arlene.
Plankton: Time to Steal the- OWWW! (gets squashed by SpongeBob)
Patrick: COME ON! WHERE IS-
SpongeBob: Your Krabby Patty sir.
Patrick: Thank you!
(Garfield walks into the Krusty Krab)
Garfield: Hi again. One Krabby Patty please.
SpongeBob: Take my one.
Garfield: Thank you!
SpongeBob: You look quite sad about Arlene.
Garfield: Yup :(
SpongeBob: Garfield, how about you take a walk.
Garfield: Sure. To Goo Lagoon!
(SpongeBob and Garfield walk out of the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB AND GARFIELD! COME BACK HERE!
(the scene then switches to a shot of Goo Lagoon)
SpongeBob: We are here!
Garfield: Wow!
Narrator: Ahhhh. Goo Lagoon, a place where people can swim and fuck themselves in the water.
SpongeBob: Go and see Larry. I will watch you from over here.
(Garfield goes to Larry)
Larry: Hey orange cat, how did you get to the beach?
Garfield: I am Garfield and I fucking eat 1,000 lasagna in less than 5 seconds. I am trying to find Arlene.
Larry: WOW! By the way Garfield, Arlene isn't here but you can lift weights at Muscle Beach.
(meanwhile at Goo Lagoon Pair)
SpongeBob: Nice to enjoy cotton candy.
(Back at Muscle Beach)
Larry: LIFT THEM! LIFT THEM!
Garfield: I must do it.
Larry: Show me what you got!
Garfield: I can lift- (Garfield starts floating to the surface)
Larry: EVERYONE! A WEIGHT CAUSED GARFIELD TO LIFT TO THE SURFACE! RUN EVERYONE!
(everyone evacuates Goo Lagoon)
Narrator: Meanwhile...
SpongeBob: It is nice to get a great view of Bikini Bottom from this roller coaster ride. Hey I can see my house from here- What? What was that?
Garfield: HELP ME! HELP ME OUT! JUST FUCKING HELP ME!
SpongeBob: Oh no... GARFIELD IS IN TROUBLE!
(SpongeBob jumps from the top of the Roller Coaster and onto the goo.)
Garfield: I am coming!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
SpongeBob: AHHHHH!
(Hoopla scares SpongeBob onto the hook and gets hooked)
Hoopla: Hahaha! I scared him.
SpongeBob: OH NO I AM HOCKED AGAIN!
(The episode then switches to a shot of Bikini Atoll with the Pig family on their boat)
Peppa Pig: Daddy Pig! Did you get one!
Daddy Pig: Not yet Peppa.
George Pig: Dinosaur! Grrrr-
Mummy Pig: George! There are no dinosaurs under the sea!
George Pig: Sorry...
Daddy Pig: Let's see what we got!
(Daddy Pig catches SpongeBob)
Daddy Pig: Oh it is a talking sponge. Not good enough.
(Daddy Pig throws SpongeBob onto the sea)
SpongeBob: Garfield I am coming for you.
(Garfield ends up on the Garfield World beach)
Garfield: Where am I? It must be GARFIELD WORLD! YES!
(SpongeBob bumps into Garfield)
Garfield: Oops... WOW!
SpongeBob: It really is...
Garfield: The Garfield WORLD! This is the beach that is how I got to Bikini Bottom! Let's look for Arlene and Jon!
(SpongeBob and Garfield explore the city)
Garfield: Wow!
(SpongeBob and Garfield see Jon's house being rebuilt)
Garfield: Wow I see Jon's house! We are near the houses.
SpongeBob: Isn't it amazing.
Odie: Who are these two!
Garfield: Hide!
Construction Builder: Your house will be fixed in 2 weeks.
Jon: WHAT! OH THAT FUCKING GARFIELD!
Arlene: I can rebuild it fast.
Garfield: ARLENE!
SpongeBob: SHHHHHH...
(Arlene rebuilds Jon's house)
Jon: Thank you Arlene!
Odie: YES!
Arlene: Is that Garfield?
Garfield: YES!
Arlene: GARFIELD!
(Garfield and Arlene hug each other)
Arlene: Let's redo our beach date!
Jon: GARFIELD GET THE FUCK OUT! I CAN'T TRUST YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY FUCKING HOUSE!
(Jon kicks SpongeBob, Garfield, and Arlene back to the ocean)
Arlene: WHAT IS THIS GARFIELD!
Garfield: I don't know!
(Arlene slaps Garfield into the face)
Garfield: Ouch.
Ouchie the Urchin: Ouch indeed.
(The episode then switches to a shot of Goo Lagoon)
Arlene: You know, this is a perfect place for our beach date.
Garfield: Yup.
Narrator: Garfield and Arlene are having their beach date.
SpongeBob: Awwww. Cute.
Larry: Hey SpongeBob! Wanna lift some weights!
SpongeBob: Well sure.
Larry: Thanks!
(SpongeBob starts lifting weights)
Arlene: Well we should have a walk.
Garfield: Yeah it is a good idea.
(Cut to Garfield and Arlene walking alone in Kelp Forest with SpongeBob following them)
Arlene: Well you know this is pieceful.
Garfield: Yup. I love you.
Arlene: Love you too. Also, this walk seems to be fun.
SpongeBob: Yup. I can already smell fresh air.
Sea Bear: ROAR!
Everyone: AHHHH!
(SpongeBob cuts kelp)
SpongeBob: I see the Krusty Krab!
(SpongeBob, Garfield, and Arlene head to Krusty Krab)
Arlene: Wow.
Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB WHERE HAVE YOU FUCKING BEEN!
SpongeBob: I am so sorry Mr. Krabs!
(Jon appears in his car)
Jon: ARLENE COME AND NOT GARFIELD!
Arlene: Awww.
Mr. Krabs: THIS IS JUST A SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND GARFIELD FANFICTION.
Jon: Really?
Mr. Krabs: Yes.
(Plankton comes out of the Chum Bucket)
Plankton: I went to collage!
(Everyone laughs at Plankton)
Plankton: WHAT?!
Garfield: This is a fanfiction indeed and this is the final episode of Season 1 until Season 2 premieres next week.
(SpongeBob, Garfield, Arlene, Jon, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton fall onto the Krusty Krab floor and starts laughing)
Narrator: Garfield loves SpongeBob SquarePants and Garfield fanfictions. Everyone loves SpongeBob SquarePants and Garfield fanfictions.
Garfield: I know where you live.
(The end.)
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Garfield
*Sheldon J. Plankton
*Patrick Star
*Eugene H. Krabs
*Larry the Lobster
*Hoopla
*Peppa Pig
*Daddy Pig
*George Pig
*Mummy Pig
*Odie
*Construction Builder
*Jon Arbuckle
*Arlene
*Ouchie
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