WotW: Week 02

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Weak of the Week: Week 02 	Weak of the Week: Week 02
 	
Breach 	Breach
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Welcome back, we've made it to week two! Our winner this week is the star spangled flying tank...can opener...statue of liberty with missiles thing, Breach. Appropriately named this week, as any Nemesis who sees that hideous outfit will "breach, bang and clear" the room. I think this mess is supposed to be a patriotic American superhero. I think.This outfit is part of a trend that has infected the 'peens like a Christopher Nolan-directed plague: Gritty Patriotism. I guess these fools see Captain America-in-Name-Only running around without his mask, wearing slightly blue leather battle armor on The Avengers Movie and think it's totally acceptable to pass off a can-opener with Lady Liberty's crown decked out in grit-dark colors as a patriotic hero. Why are the players of this game so afraid to use color? There is no "Serious-Police" that come and arrest you if you do something "Campy" like make a superhero have the actual colors of the flag or don't put a costume part on every possible spot on your body.George Costanza must be the designer of every female character in this game because every woman you see in-game is at least 6 feet tall with extended legs. "Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition." The average female height in America is less than 5'5" but somehow in the Champions Universe it's no less than 6'8".What is with the power armor? Really? Is movie Iron Man that cool to you people that you have to make EVERYONE in power armor or else it's not "realistic" enough? Why did you put Holo-Armor on the shins? Does she play for a team in some kind of Giant-Woman's Power-Armored Patriotic Lacrosse League that involves laser-proofing your shins with Holo-Armor? That must be the case because you don't have it on anywhere else. You know what, Breach, I'm fed up. You're the new Weak of the Week...oh yeah, you all ready were.	Welcome back, we've made it to week two! Our winner this week is the star spangled flying tank...can opener...statue of liberty with missiles thing, Breach. Appropriately named this week, as any Nemesis who sees that hideous outfit will "breach, bang and clear" the room. I think this mess is supposed to be a patriotic American superhero. I think.This outfit is part of a trend that has infected the 'peens like a Christopher Nolan-directed plague: Gritty Patriotism. I guess these fools see Captain America-in-Name-Only running around without his mask, wearing slightly blue leather battle armor on The Avengers Movie and think it's totally acceptable to pass off a can-opener with Lady Liberty's crown decked out in grit-dark colors as a patriotic hero. Why are the players of this game so afraid to use color? There is no "Serious-Police" that come and arrest you if you do something "Campy" like make a superhero have the actual colors of the flag or don't put a costume part on every possible spot on your body.George Costanza must be the designer of every female character in this game because every woman you see in-game is at least 6 feet tall with extended legs. "Sleeping with a giant. It's my life's ambition." The average female height in America is less than 5'5" but somehow in the Champions Universe it's no less than 6'8".What is with the power armor? Really? Is movie Iron Man that cool to you people that you have to make EVERYONE in power armor or else it's not "realistic" enough? Why did you put Holo-Armor on the shins? Does she play for a team in some kind of Giant-Woman's Power-Armored Patriotic Lacrosse League that involves laser-proofing your shins with Holo-Armor? That must be the case because you don't have it on anywhere else. You know what, Breach, I'm fed up. You're the new Weak of the Week...oh yeah, you all ready were.
Offences 	Offences
• What is It?• Too Many Parts• Power Armor• Gritty Patriot• Holo-verload• Tall Woman 	• What is It?• Too Many Parts• Power Armor• Gritty Patriot• Holo-verload• Tall Woman
How to Improve 	How to Improve
If you are making a patriotic superhero, you should use the colors of the flag you are basing them on. There is no reason to make blue some kind of strange gray hue, white a tan and red into brown-red. Do your country proud and fly the correct colors. 	If you are making a patriotic superhero, you should use the colors of the flag you are basing them on. There is no reason to make blue some kind of strange gray hue, white a tan and red into brown-red. Do your country proud and fly the correct colors.
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