One Minute Brawl 61:Kefka VS Yevon 2

Welcome to ONE MINUTE BRAWL! (Yeah, I'm back to saying One instead of 1)
Today, we have a rematch between 2 insane, godlike, jesters.
Yevon, the Mad One that destroyed not 1, but 2 planets.
and Kefka Pilazzo, the antagonist of Final Fantasy 6.
In their first battle, Yevon proved to have the advantage.
But now Kefka will start in his godlike form while Yevon will start in his normal form.
With those stipulations, lets see who wins this rematch.
However, since this 
fight has special stipulations, you can't consider this fight as what 
would really happen if they fought. Use the first fight to determine 
that. I made this one just for fun.
Now... LETS SEE WHO WINS THIS TIME!
==The Fight==
Location:Kefka's Tower Time:Sometime in the Afternoon
Yevon climbed to the 
top of Kefka's tower and confronted him. "You want another piece of me"?
 asked Kefka. Then he laughed and said "I will enjoy this". Then Yevon 
watched as Kefka transformed into his godlike form and he laughed again.
 Yevon then laughed and said "Come, let's destroy everything... again". 
Kefka laughed maniacally as he summoned his monument. The giant statue 
at the bottem pointed it's huge claws at Yevon and Yevon put up his 
dukes.
WHO IS MORE INSANE?
EVEN I DON'T KNOW!
Yevon dodged a claw 
from the statue and then kicked it in the face. The statue shot a 
fireball from its mouth and hit Yevon. Yevon stumbled back a bit, but 
then he ran forward and punched a hole in the statue. Then Yevon began 
to climb after Kefka.
Yevon reached a 
second platform and there were 5 statues standing there. Each one used a
 different element on Yevon in the hopes of stopping him. Yevon pulled 
through and broke one of the statues. Then he broke a second statue. And
 then he broke the third and fourth statues. Yevon shot a laser that 
blew up the fifth statue, gave the remains a middle finger, and started 
to climb again.
Yevon reached the 
third platfrom and saw only 2 statues. One was a little boy, the other 
was a lady. The lady cast Meteor and a meteor crashed into Yevon. Yevon 
got up and turned super. Then the boy cast Flare on Yevon. The giant 
explosion stunned Yevon while the lady casts Doom. Yevon dodged the doom
 spell and threw a fireball that blasted the boy statue to pieces. Then 
he made a blade of electricity and said "Now it is time for the curtain 
call". Then Yevon slashed the lady statue into pieces.
Yevon looked like he
 was ready to face Kefka. But then he turned and pissed on the remains 
of the lady statue. "Thats what you get for getting in my way". Then 
Yevon flew to the top floor and there stood Kefka. "I'm impressed that 
you made it this far". said Kefka. Then the Ultima Weapon crashed into 
the room and fused with Yevon. Yevon stood in his penultimate form and 
said "Now I will end this foolish battle".
Yevon punched Kefka 
and Kefka punched him back. The 2 fought as equals for about 15 minutes.
 Then Kefka stunned Yevon and used the Light of Judgement on Yevon. 
Yevon took the full force and started to petrify. Kefka flew high into 
the air and used Goner, his final attack. The blast rippled across space
 and time and hit Yevon. Yevon was broken into pieces as Kefka decended 
from above.
Yevon's body began 
to reform. He returned in his robotic form and roared. Kefka flew 
around him and blasted him in the back. Yevon turned and back-handed 
Kefka into the ground. Kefka got up bleeding a little and said "If I am 
to lose, I will not walk that path alone". "Together we go, now come". 
Yevon caught Kefka's hand and said "Impressive". "But do you know the 
second and third parts"? Kefka laughed and said "Second"? "I didn't even
 know there was a first".
Then Yevon said "But
 do not worry, our plans are complete beyond your knowledge". Kefka had a
 confused expression on his face and said "What the hell are you talking
 about"? Then Yevon began to glow as he said "For the undying ones, the 
world is freed". "This begins the next era of time". Then Yevon became a
 robotic dragon and said "And now, part 3". Yevon blasted Kefka to where
 he was just a body and a head.
"And when this new 
era ends, I will return to finish it much like this one". "As the stars 
foretold, when mobian blood is spilled on mobian soil in amounts of a 
downpour". "I, Yevon, the Mad One". "Will awaken with a hunger to 
swallow the world". Then Yevon blasted Kefka's head off. Yevon picked up
 the head and had it say "And the moral of this story is"... then 
Yevon ripped a stop sign out of the ground and slammed it into the head 
and said "I win".
KO!
Reasoning:
Do I have to explain?
Yevon is SEVERAL LEAGUES ABOVE KEFKA!
While Kefka 
destroyed 1 planet. Yevon caused madness across 10 dimensions. Not to 
mention he COMPLETLY DISINAGRATED AN ENTIRE DIMENSION!
Just think about 
that for a second as we come to the only advantage Kefka had was speed. 
Kefka can move at speeds around 50 times the speed of light. While Yevon
 moves at around 49 times the speed of light. But keep in mind that 
these are in their normal forms.
in super form, Yevon
 goes at about 98 times the speed of light while Kefka in his god form 
goes at just about 100 times the speed of light. In his robotic form, 
Yevon clocks in at almost 300 times the speed of light. At this point, 
he's 3 times faster than Kefka.
However, Yevon 
losses a bit of his mobility in his robotic dragon form. At that point, 
he clocks in at about 250 times the speed of light. Which still makes 
him 2 and a half times faster than Kefka. Adding that plus the power 
difference, this was a straightforward win for Yevon.
Who knew Kefka was a author?
Too bad Yevon is the one that signed the book.
The Winner Is:
Yevon
==NEXT TIME==
For our next battle,
we have...
2 pistol-wielding rogues.
Otega, the pistol-wielding, grenade-tossing, orbital strike-calling, member of the CCG.
VS
Dante, the red-cloaked, silver-haired, demon killing, destructive badass.
Which of these 2 destructive pistol wielders will survive this contest?
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