Peter the Milkman

== Overview ==
Peter is a local milkman and member of a milk commune.
== Detailed Biography ==
Peter visits the station during "The Food Abides" to deliver some milk. He is one of three milkmen in the Austin area, and they still travel by cart with a sticky wheel. He does about three deliveries a day, and they take the entire day.
His grandfather and great-grandfather were both milkmen. When Peter was a milk boy, the family showed him how milk was harvested and how to move the cart throughout the city. He delivers all types of milk and cream, which he lists in detail.
Peter lives in a milk shack on the south side of town, but refuses a ride home from the DJs because milkmen aren't allowed in cars. He also knows a little bit about cocaine through reading books. He was born and raised in a milk commune somewhere near Buda, TX, but he won't provide further info. Most of their milk is sold to Canada by the barrel.
The milk shack has survived centuries and never been burned down – although people have tried. The DJs help keep the location a secret. Peter then reveals that lots of people want to see the milk commune destroyed, including congressmen who support orange juice. Peter also is a lactose intolerance denier, which he claims is a lie made by the barons of orange juice. "This juice is not for your use," is the anti-orange juice slogan he repeats throughout. That said, he's fine with every other juice. When the DJs bring up creamsicles and orange cream soda, Peter begins to spiral.
During "Thanksgiving Marathon," Peter calls in to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving. He claims that things are flourishing at the Buda milk commune that Esther P. previously said was gone, and he goes into detail about the tasting notes of boar milk.
For "100 Years of Double Heads," Peter swings by to let the DJs know that his milk commune recently won a lawsuit against nut milk, and now all nut milk companies must pay royalties to use the word "milk" in their branding – which has made Peter and his community very wealthy.
== Appearances ==
The Food Abides
Battle of the Bands: American Pickers
Thanksgiving Marathon
100 Years of Double Heads
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