Anarchists vs. Libertarians

What's the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians?
Libertarians are anarchists with money.
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Anarchists believe property is theft. Libertarians believe everything is property.
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Libertarians are bosses; anarchists work for them when they run out of other options.
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Libertarians buy more guns, but anarchists use more ammo.
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Libertarians ride in stretch limos; anarchists throw bricks through their windshields.
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Libertarians go shopping; anarchists go shoplifting.
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Libertarians go to the police after they've been mugged; anarchists get mugged by the police.
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A libertarian wants to marry another libertarian, but only after sleeping with enough anarchists.
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Anarchists ignore the IRS; Libertarians hire accountants and attorneys to fight them.
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Libertarians think the government is trying steal the property they rightfully own; anarchists think the government is trying to defend property that nobody rightfully owns.
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Libertarians are organized in a political party; anarchists aren't organized in anything.
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Anarchists ignore elections; Libertarians run for office, vote and lose.
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Libertarians think anarchists are naive and unrealistic; anarchists don't care what libertarians think. 
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