Patrick Holds a Funeral in Squidward's Backyard

Patrick Holds a Funeral in Squidward's Backyard is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick is burying the remains of his lamp in Squidward's backyard when SpongeBob enters the scene.)
SpongeBob: I came as soon as I heard. I'm so sorry, Pat.
Patrick: Thanks, buddy. We had our differences, but I'd never wish this on anybody.
(Squidward runs into his backyard with smoke coming out of his ears.)
Squidward: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN MY BACKYARD?
Patrick: There's no need to yell.
Squidward: GET...OUT!
Patrick: Wow, that pause alone could get you an Emmy for Best Supporting Actor.
Squidward: Once again, get out! And stop breaking the fourth wall!
SpongeBob: Weren't we just holding a funeral or something?
Squidward: Really? Who died?
Patrick: My lamp.
Squidward: That's not the strangest thing I heard come out of your mouth.
(A shard of the lamp pops out from underground.)
Lamp piece: I could hardly breathe in there!
(Squidward screams then faints.)
Lamp piece: What a twist!
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