Gelatinous lozenge

gelatinous lozenge, n., D&D-ism a facetious re-working on the gelatinous cube, so as to make it slightly more realistic and less like a Jello®-Brand myxomycete. [EDE]
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Addendum: Since nothing in nature is cube-shaped (except those Japanese square watermelons), the lozenge shape is a bit more realistic for a dungeon corridor-dwelling ambulatory man-eating slime mold. Yes, I know the gelatinous cube is a magical creature, and therefore free from the laws of Physics -- but it's still cheezy. [EDE]