SBurvivor

SBurvivor is the fifth episode of Season Two of A spin-off just for spin-off kings.
==Place==
This episode was first in the Reality Show theme. (WON)
==Transcript ==
[Episode begins with a shot of users standing on a wooden platform high up in a beachy setting.]
Narrator: Welcome ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, to SBurvivor. The reality show that nobody knew about up to this point. Two teams will enter, and only one will leave.
Matchy: Wait, we're gonna die?
Narrator: Shut up and let me explain.
Matchy: Rude.
Narrator: Anyway, each team will be facing challenges each round. Whoever does the worst is eliminated from their team. The team who manages to outlast the other will be the winner… the SBurvivor.
Primitive: SBurvivor is a shitty pun.
Narrator: You came up with it.
Primitive: Good point.
Narrator: Now for the teams. In the red team, we've got Dan, Lock, Polar, Primitive, and Matchy.
Dan: I had to stop jacking off for this?
Lock: Cease the degeneracy.
Polar: Can't we go one day without arguing and drama?
Primitive: Oh, now the talking dog is gonna preach to us?
Matchy: I hate every single one of you.
Narrator: And in the blue team we have CrazySponge, Golfpecks, Aaron, Vanessa, and CartoonGuy.
CrazySponge: hey i was mentioned first does that mean im team leader
Aaron: No, it doesn't.
Golfpecks: You listen to music so your opinion doesn't matter.
Aaron: o
Vanessa: lmao
CartoonGuy: I'm in this too.
Narrator: Now let's see what the teams do before the first challenge.
[Cut to the Red Team's spot. The teammates are sitting near a campfire.]
Matchy: Why did you have to choose this show? Why couldn't you choose a better show, like Family Feud?
Primitive: That doesn't matter right now.
Polar: Then what does?
Primitive: Winning, I guess.
Lock: Boring. I just wanna go home and listen to Beatles.
Dan: I wanna go home and jack off.
Others: DAN!!!
Dan: What?
[Cut to the Blue Team's spot. The teammates are standing around.]
Aaron: So, uh, what do we do?
CrazySponge: think of ways we should win. maybe we should sabotage the other team so we can get an easy win
Vanessa: No thanks. I'd rather not cheat.
CartoonGuy: As the Italians say, "We'd better see what the challenge is first."
Vanessa: They say that?
CartoonGuy: Nah, not really. I just made it up.
Golfpecks: RACIST!
CartoonGuy: -how.
Narrator: Okay time for the first challenge.
[Cut to the two teams on another wooden platform. There are a bunch of other, smaller platforms separating the platform the teams are standing on and another platform. Both teams are on duplicate sets of platforms.]
Narrator: Alright, for this challenge you have to jump across the platforms to the bigger platform in the back. Whichever team has all their members on the other platform first wins. Now go.
[Matchy and CartoonGuy go first. CrazySponge tries to dive ahead but knocks CartoonGuy and himself into the water.]
CartoonGuy: AIDAN! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?
CrazySponge: i wanted to get ahead of matchy
CartoonGuy: Well now we're in the water and neither of us is ahead of Matchy. Great work, Aidan.
[CartoonGuy climbs up a nearby ladder up to his team's platform. Meanwhile Matchy has made it to the finish.]
Matchy: Okay, now for you four.
[Polar goes next. Vanessa groans.]
Vanessa: At this rate, we're gonna lose. Out of my way, bastards. I'm going next.
[Vanessa goes next. CartoonGuy dries himself off.]
Aaron: Crazy, why'd you knock Ignacio off?
CrazySponge: (sarcastically) so-rry. i wanted to get ahead of matchy
Aaron: You could have just let CartoonGuy go.
CrazySponge: eh.
[Polar and Vanessa make it to the finish. Golfpecks and Primitive go next.]
Primitive: Listen to any good albums lately?
Golfpecks: I never listen to any albums. MUSIC IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!
Primitive: Are you sure?
Golfpecks: Of course I'm-
[Golfpecks plummets into the water.]
Primitive: You done good, Garf. You done good.
Golfpecks: CHEATER! CHEATER!
[Aaron goes next. Aaron and Primitive make it to the finish.]
Aaron: That wasn't very bad at all.
[Dan and CartoonGuy go next.]
CartoonGuy: Hey, I hear the water is lovely this time of season. It's fresh… and cold… and…
[CartoonGuy dives into the water.]
Dan: Okay.
Lock: How is it our team hasn't made any mistakes?
Dan: (sigh) Fuck you.
[Dan plummets into the water. CrazySponge and Lock go next. As soon as Lock is about to reach the finish, CrazySponge dives into her in an attempt to knock her into the water, but instead CrazySponge falls into the water by himself.]
Lock: Okay.
Blue Team: CRAZYSPONGE!
CrazySponge: what
[Lock makes it to the finish. Dan, and Golfpecks and CartoonGuy go next. Despite Golfpecks and CartoonGuy making it first. Dan reaches the finish afterwards, finishing the challenge.]
Narrator: RED TEAM WINS!
Red Team: YES!
Blue Team: NO!
[Cut to the torch giving ceremony.]
Narrator: Due to being in last for his team, CrazySponge has been exiled. Hand me your torch.
[CrazySponge hands him the torch and leaves. CrazySponge comes out from behind a rock.]
Vanessa: What the- I thought you were just exiled?
CrazySponge: actually…
[The other CrazySponge, the one that was just exiled, unzips his costume, to reveal he was Aaron.]
Aaron: Bah
Golfpecks: WHAT THE- CHEATER
CrazySponge: eh who care
Narrator: I certainly don't. As long as somebody is eliminated, the show will go on.
[Montage of the two teams doing various challenges and sports, such as pole vaulting over an electric fence. At the end, it's a 1v1 between Dan and Golfpecks.]
Narrator: Welcome to the final challenge. Whoever wins will have themselves and their teammates gain the rank of Team SBurvivors.
Dan: Let's get this over with.
Golfpecks: Indeed, my frenemy.
Narrator: The final challenge is… A DEATHMATCH! Take out your torches and FUCKING BURN THE OTHER PERSON! GO!
[Dan takes out his torch. Golfpecks unzips his costume revealing he was CrazySponge.]
Dan: What the-
CrazySponge: indeed. twas i, crazysponge all along.
Dan: Eh, this will be easier.
CrazySponge: for too long have i suffered your wrath, but now the tables shall turn and i will be the team sburvivo-
[Dan puts his torch up to CrazySponge, setting him on fire.]
CrazySponge: OH FUCK I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH OH GOD OH FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[CrazySponge fucking dies. The eliminated contestants cheer from home.]
Golfpecks: I don't care that I lost. At least that green delinquent is no more!
Dan: Oh yeah. Give me and my team the rank, baby.
[The Narrator stabs Dan from behind. The eliminated contestants gasp as Dan slumps to the ground. The Narrator reveals himself to be Purps.]
Purps: Guess what? You don't get a rank, because I'm the SBurvivor! Fuck every single one of you that participated. You're all criminals and are unworthy of the rank. Piracy is no party!
[Zoom out to reveal the contestants were all playing a pirated copy of 'SBurvivor' on a KFConsole. They all look at Dan.]
Dan: Uh… anyone up for Smash Bros.?
Golfpecks: Does it have strawberries in it?
Dan: Golfpecks…
[Everyone except Dan and Golfpecks laughs.]
Golfpecks: I'm being serious.
[End]
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