Xenon the Antiquarian/Dialogue

Xenon's dialogue contains remarks made by Xenon in The Black Emporium.
== Dragon Age II ==
* (Interacting with Xenon) "I am the great and magnificent Xenon the Antiquarian."
* "The Templars sometimes come here, you know. The blood stains take just weeks to clean up. Poor Thaddeus."
* "Some Dane fellow asked, "Why make a shop so hard to find?" I mean, really! He just has no concept."
* "Few people are worthy of an invitation, you know. They search the sewers for the emporium and accost poor urchin. And I tell urchin to say, 'No! You are not worthy. Starve in the sewers!' Except urchin never speaks."
* (Interacting with the urchin) "Don't manhandle the urchin, he's not for sale. Find your own!"
* (Interacting with a statue of "Andraste in Nude Repose") "Please, don't fondle Andraste."
* (After using the Mirror of Transformation)
** "Do not stare too intently into that. On second thought, please do."
== Dragon Age: Inquisition ==
* "I have quite an extensive library on the history of forbidden magic. It's back there. Somewhere. I... think. I haven't been able to turn my head to look for two centuries."
* "You may pet the tiny bear, but be gentle. A magister miniaturized him specially at great cost. He answers to 'Chauncey.'"
* "Do not antagonize Chauncey, the tiny bear. He may be small, but he nips."
* "Help yourself to a sock from the basket. But only one!"
* "Everything is for sale! Except the rejuvenating oils. Those are for my personal use."
* "Watch your step. We received a shipment of invisible nugs the other day."
* "I hear the Red Templars are trying to find this place. Not if I can help it! (Cackles.) They'd just break everything."
* "We had a visitor the other day. Turned out to be a Venatori! We fed him to the monster under the floorboards. He made a delightful crunching noise. Are they all like that?"
* (Manic cackling.)
* "Send my regards to the lady ambassador. Her ancestor visited the Emporium in the Blessed Age. I sold her a candle mounted within the severed hand of a first acolyte of Razikale. I wonder... do the Montilyets still have it in their possession? I should like to see it again."
* "Would you consider allowing me to acquire your hand? After your death, of course."
* "Handle the merchandise with care!"
* "Where's my backscratcher?"
* "Urchin! Bring me a moist towlette."
* "Where is the urchin? I require the services of the urchin!"
* "I would throw in a free pickled apple, but the urchin ate them all."
* (After buying an item)
** "The Black Emporium shall not be held liable for death, demonic possession, or hives resulting from improper use of the product."
** "More Inquisition gold to have sensually pressed against my desiccated flesh!"
** "Thank you for your patronage."
* (After using the Mirror of Transformation)
** "Handle the mirror with care. It has been known to bite."
** "You went with that? Well, I'm obviously in no position to judge."
** "I liked your old nose better."
** "No accounting for taste."
** "At least no one will point and laugh."
Category: Dragon Age II dialogues
Category: Dragon Age:_Inquisition_dialogues