Yoyleland

Yoyleland is a country created in 1989. It's a fictional country in Goiky. (Yoylese: Ylaschoj, German: Yoylland, French: Youlça, Russian: Йойл; Yoyl, Indonesian: Yoyle, Hindi: योयलाट; Yoylaat, Portuguese: Euilia, Spanish: Euilea, Hungarian: Yoylszág, Slovak: Yoylesko, Norwegian: Yoylge)
==Info==
* Motto: Land of the Purple Grass
* Confederated: September 4, 1989 
* Anthem: One Yoyleland (Until 2320), All Hail Yoyleland (2320-presen)
* Royal Anthem: God Save The Queen
* Capital: Citelanusa (formerly Yoyle City)
* Official languages: English, Yoylese, German, French, Russian
* Regional languages: Indonesian, Hindi, Portuguese, Spanish, Hungarian, Slovak, Norwegian
* Ethnic: 79% Yoyler, 12% Eurasian, 6% Latino, 4% other
* Demonym: Yoyle, Yoyler, Yoylese
* Government: Federal presidential parliamentary constitutional republic
* Governor: Mark Serza
* Prime Minister: Terlin Dergasj
* President: Tarelat Fryss
* Chancellor: Sevasj Tanor
* Legislature: Yoyle National Parliament
* Population (as of August 5, 2352): 16,158,301,256 in mainland (991,211 in Proxima B, 30M+ in some places on Earth)
* Currency: Yoyle Pound (YLP 1989-2327), Yoyle Dollar (YLD 2327-Present)
* Date format: MM/DD/YYYY, MM.DD.YY, MM.DD.YYYY MM/DD/YY, DD/MM/YY, DD/MM/YYYY, DD.MM.YY, DD.MM.YYYY
* Drives on: Right
* Religous groups: 100% Atheist
* ISO 3166 Code: YL
* Internet TLD: .yl
* National colors: Blue, Purple, Yellow
* National dish: Yoylefood that doesn't turn anyone into Yoyle Metal
* National sport: Football (known in US as Soccer)
==History==
==Regions==
===Mainland===
This is the official, original land that is the main destination of the three alliance teams in the BFDIA season, and was the main homeland of all the BFDI casts as of "Welcome Back".
Population: 14000000000+
===Other Continent===
An another land on Yoyleland. It has so far only appeared in "Four Goes Too Far" after Taco bails from hanging on to the Rocket Ship with the rest of Bleh. It was seen on some fictional videos made by a real youtube channel called Sipolstist (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRc4NDlqCHJEl6uPTzrHynw).
Population: 12000000+
===Dream Island===
The new land was approved by the YNP after the government acquired the Dream Island.
Population: 10000000+
===More soon===
==Economy==
The currency of Yoyleland is Dollars. The economy of Yoyleland is much bigger than the biggest in the world. As of 2328, Yoyleland has a GDP nominal of YL$4.482646 quadrillion and GDP PPP of YL$7.536 quadrillion. Yoyleland underwent 5 recessions, e.g. 2246. Yoyleland was the biggest country to be hit by the Greatest Recession, resulting Yoyleland to lose its title as the world's largest economy after 3 years, before re-gaining the title of world's largest economy in the mid-2270s. One of the biggest stock-marketed companies, like Rebelig, YoyleBev, Food of Yoyles, YoyleTel, Vividia, Teletron, Geta, Macrospace and Lunarix are all headquartered and based in Yoyleland. The 2 richest people in Yoyleland are Lers Kreknere and John Salzorie with 47 trillion yoyle dollars.
==Infrastructure==
There are 326 airports and 231,506 cities in mainland Yoyleland.
== Names ==
=== Male ===
==== First name ====
* Benner
* Frytur
* Corsar
* Markus
* Larry
* Jenser
* Janov
* Landisse
* Randers
* Lessemark
* Marćh
* Martina
* Trenlarćh
* Frunen
* Marisa
* Faen
* Mećhalon
* Lekris
* Mark
* Andrew
* Andy
* Verlant
* Theresa
* Sivert
* Anastasia
* Marka
==== Last name suffixes ====
* nere
* fasia
* lerne
=== Female ===
==Culture==
Yoyleland is a multicultural country. The Yoyle culture is basically a mixture of American and Scandinavian cultures. One of the most popular dishes is the Yoylefood goodies. Yoylerse are 80% simillar to humans, but they can survive 3 weeks without water and 4 months without food. Yoylers can also survive 2.5 weeks without peeing. And these even survive 1 month without sleep.
===Abillities of some Yoylers===
* Eating yoyle food does not turn to a metal
* Vitamin D is generated by brains
* Too much IQ
* 200+ lifespan
* Bionic eyes
* Teleport
* Auto-clothes (Temperature needs to be less than 45°C or you will be n****) (Less people use auto-clothes over time.)
* Not feeling pain (Only for 1/8 of the Yoylers population)
==Contreversial==
===Assasination of Rabali Yonilks===
===Abduction of Felix Tretlerfasia by Aliens===
===The Stock Market Crash of 2107===
===The Great Clothing Crisis of 2252===
In 2249, Yoyleland gets warmer. In 2252, the temperature has peaked average of 47.07°C (116.726°F). People start getting n**ed to survive, which led to anti-nudists roaming Citelanusa. The president of Yoyleland decided to ban most of n**edness, but all of the 42,069 anti-nudists are arrested. This led to the Great Clothing Crisis of 2252.
===Yoyle coup d'etat of 2298===
===Dust Bowl of 2312===
===Salisbury Attack, Martial Law and Get Away From Me===
In November 2343, a group of 2,763 attackers and terrorists broke in to Salisbury. This caused an attack in Salisbury. The government decided to declare martial law of Salisbury, but a day later, Ircof pressed a Get Away From Me button from BFB 17 (which Two used it on Four and others). Thus ending the martial law.
==Education==
The school days are from Monday to Friday. The average school day is from 8:45 am to 3:15 pm. Yoyleland Primary School day is from 8:50 am to 3:15 pm and Yoyleland High School day is from 8:45 am to 3:15 pm. The average IQ in Yoyleland is 250.
==Media==
The largest TV network in Yoyleland is Yoyle TV Networks (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, In, Hi, Po, Sp, Hu, Sl, No). There are other TV networks like Channel Z, AVT, SRT (Sjetnyka, Dvosjka, Trosjka), YoyleX TV7, TV12, TV101, TV2763 and Kotter. There are also radio stations and film companies (e.g. Yoyle R1, Yoylefilm).
==Climate==
Yoyleland has 4 seasons, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring.
*Summer (March-May)
*Autumn (May-July)
*Winter (July-October)
*Spring (October-March)
The previous highest temperature was recorded at 44°C on June 2254 at Remesko (that's hot that someone left clothes off), the highest temperature was recorded at 72°C on November 2342 in Krejstelland (Nearly everyone there is actually n****) and the lowest was at -4°C on National Day 2301 at Citelanusa.
==Trivia/People/Trends==
*Alcohol drinking age is 20.
*The marriage age is 21 for men and 20 for women.
*The driving age is 17.
*The age for becoming an adult is 18.
*Selling pirated films is illegal and the person caught will either be fined YL$5,320 or will be sentenced to prison for 55 years.
*The life expectancy of Yoyleland is 229-231 years old.
*In all yoylepizza restaurants, you need to have an allowance card that is only available to yoylers.
*Any non-Yoyler caught eating Yoyleberries would have to pay a fine of 80,000 yoyle dollars.
*The BFDI recommended character Boombox, apparently lives in Yoyleland, as seen in "Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know".
*About 80 feet (24.38 meters) from the canyon is Evil Forest which is 3200+ miles away from Yoyleland. This means that the canyon is about 2 miles (3.22 kilometers) away from where BFDIA takes place normally.
*A desert appears to be about 1 mile (1.61 kilometers) away from Evil Canyon. And deep in the desert, it seems that Yoyleland is still 3199+ miles away.
*Yoyleland is at a beach on the island over the Goiky Canal.
*When Leafy jumps inside the Goiky map she says, "Blue skidoo, we can too!", which is a reference to Blue's Clues.
*Yoyleland has a total of 190M+ wild trees, dwarfing the 5M+ trees in the city. Of those, 27% are spiky trees, 13% are green ball trees, 28% are Yoyle bushes, and 32% are pink ball trees.
*Mt. Lamrevreia (Yoyle Mountain) has a height of 5,580 meters (18,307.09 feet). If it was a real mountain, it would be the 206th-highest mountain in the world.
*Citelanusa (Yoyle City) is 5.16 square miles (8.3 square kilometers), but Yoyleland altogether is 139.81 square miles (225 square kilometers).
*Each frame during the Yoyle City scene took 58 seconds on average to render.
*Purple from carykh's Algicosathlon referenced Yoyleland when she said, "Yoylecake!".
*It is seen in day 15.
*Cary Huang created the Yoyleberry Method, a Square-1 method.
*The flag of Yoyleland is used as a flag in a game of Minesweeper by Cary Huang, called Timed Minesweeper.
*Part of the flag of Yoyleland is purple; however, nearly all flags on Earth currently do not contain purple.
*The coast of Yoyleland and surrounding areas looks like the coast of West Africa.
*Pin says that Yoyleland has too little sun.
==Sports==
The national and the most played sport on Yoyleland is Soccer. Basketball is the second most played.
==External links==
BFDIA 5e
Yoyle City (BFDI Wiki)
Yoyle City Video #1
Yoyle City Video #2
Yoyleland (BFDI Wiki)
Yoyleland (Wreck-It Woodhouse) (No longer available)
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