The Great British-OwO War

The Great British-OwO War was a civil war in Great Britain between OwOs and Brits and lasted from 1852 to 1856 LT (Lettuce Time).
==Oh shit this a Twitch Stream, what the hell are you doing, you Bad Eggs!==
The Great British-OwO War was sparked when King Barrold Kramer the 87th outlawed our precious OwOs, the OwOs revolted against the Brits and the fighting began. Some of the worst atrocities in human history were comitted during this war. People threw innocent lettuce. The OwOs REEEEEED at the Brits and the Brits REEEEEEEEEEEED right back. King Barrold tried his best to keep the angry OwOs at bay but it was too late FOR YOU SEE, the OwOs had something up their sleeve.
==Seriously I'm Gonna Politely Ask You to CEASE (1852-1853 LT)==
The OwOs were planning something, and King Barrold Peem Kramer the 87th knew exactly what. They were gonna burn down the house, those damn rebels. FIRST they throw innocent lettuce.Then they tried to burn down the house.King Barrold Peem Egg Kramer the 87th had a plan. The day the OwOs came, they were ambushed by good boys. The OwOs retreated with heavy casualties and King Barrold Peem Good Egg Kramer the 87th thought the war was won, he was wrong. 
==The Midnight UwU (1854 LT)==
King Barrold Beem Your Peem Good Egg Kramer the 87th wanted to make sure the OwOs were finished, so he sent General Deer and her death squad of screming deers from The Kingdom of Texas to finish them. As they were travelling, an OwO soldier spotted them and alerted the other OwOs that "da texans aw coming”. The OwOs convinced Deer to join them and The Barrold was outraged. “NO! My death squad!”. The tides have been turned, and the OwOs started their march to London, and, to The House.
It was time for the final battle.
==The Battle of Lettuce London (1855 LT)==
The OwOs were at The House. ​"UwU wet us in" they scremed real loud so King Barrold Beem Your Beem Good Egg Kuuuuuuung Kramer the 87th could hear. "No!" he responded."Alwight then..." the OwOs said threateningly. The OwOs burst through the doors of the house and got bombarded with eggs and lettuce, blinding them, and pushing them out of the House.
After that, the chat got cranky, so the Treaty was signed in 1856 LT.
The end.
*Based on real events*
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