Episode 247 - The Butt-Kick Scale

== Episode Description ==
In which the Hand probably doesn’t even offer dental; literally everyone is less creepy than the Joker and Harley Quinn; toxic masculinity is Sabretooth’s adamantium; Mark Trail is a wild ride; Wolverine trashes the dress code and gets funky; Larry Hama is your god now; and Sabretooth: Death Hunt scores a solid six on the butt-kick scale.
== X-Plained ==
* Mark Trail vs. X-Men
* Sabretooth (Victor Creed)
* Clones of Sabretooth
* Birthday traditions
* -4
* Ps[i don’t remember; that one guy]
* Low-context ninjas
* A somewhat tasteful omission, I guess
* The glow (and its counterintuitive sound effect)
* Turbo Sabretooth
* Tribune (Graydon Creed)
* Mark Trail
* Affirmations with Sabretooth
* “Leni Zauber”
* Dress codes
* The butt-kick scale
* A tearaway tuxedo
* Dubious grenade handling
* Parenting with Mystique
* One thing Wolverine knows
* The CHK-LIT gun
* Comics bankers
* A very qualified recommendation
* Our preferred versions of Sabretooth’s origin
* Relative redeemability
== Listener Questions ==
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