Aristotle vs Antoine Lavoisier

Aristotle vs Antoine Lavoisier is a blog post on the ERB wiki by UnstableIsotope42. It features Ancient Greek philosopher and polymath, Aristotle, rapping against French nobleman and chemist, Antoine Lavoisier.
http://www.shadowville.com/124254/genres/gangsta-beats/knock-you-out- Aristotle starts at 0:12
EpicLLOYD- Aristotle
George Watsky- Antoine Lavoisier
Nice Peter- Joseph Priestly (cameo)
Zach Sherwin- Plato (cameo)
SCIENTIFIC RAP BATTLES
ARISTOTLE
VS
ANTOINE LAVOISIER
BEGIN!
=== Aristotle: ===
Tell me this, chemist, you want to play with a polymath?
“For the public good” despite being a pompous plutocrat!
Your government was perverted, down to the institution.
And so, your Final Cause must be a second execution!
I’m a famous philosopher, botanist to geologist,
Musician, physicist, politician, and zoologist!
With all of this, man, I handcrafted the West,
You named two elements, can’t compete with the best!
Total brimstone to the mic, because my raps get hotter,
When whackin’ the black market falls down to ash and water.
Best be prepared for a slaughter, when Aristotle comes a-knockin’,
Because the only thing that’s worse is a blade through the noggin.
=== Antoine Lavoisier: ===
As a nobleman of France, I cannot just take a diss,
Especially spit from the lips of a towel-wrapped misogynist!
You’re barely an animal, your Soul’s nowhere rational.
My chemical work was radical, your work is quite laughable!
I’ll outpass you in a classroom, schooled like the Great.
So poison, I’ll send you back to your mother’s estate!
Take the wind from your sails; phlogiston from your fire,
When I send you up higher than my name upon a spire.
=== Aristotle: ===
You’re on the Eiffel Tower? My name’s up in a crater!
I can do more for science just by putting pen to paper.
Face the qualitative facts: you ruled poorly through life,
Your tobacco was more unadulterated than your wife!
=== Antoine Lavoisier: ===
Poor leader? Need I quote your own war theory you gave!
You’re a war-mongering baboon who’s itching for a slave!
Nowadays, Aristotle, you’re a mockery of philosophy.
You’re a Plato wannabe who minors in biology.
=== Aristotle: ===
You started a revolution, but died by the next.
Got more knowledge in my brain than any of your text!
I’m the form, you’re the matter, sadly there’s no between,
For the most worthless member to be in the Ancien Régime.
=== Antoine Lavoisier: ===
My raps are even hotter than the powder I supplied!
After you went under fire, you exiled and died.
I conquer like Alexander, I’m sure you’ll still protest.
My works went global, you couldn’t get out of the West.
Better biologist, too: I’ll out-class you in any genus.
I’m tearing down your works like I’m Sulla. Felix.
You think you’re ironclad? If so, I’m an oxidant.
I’ll end you like my experiments: cut off the oxygen.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
SCIENTIFIC RAP BATTLES! (The logo catches fire)