Gentoo

Gentoo is Linux perfected. The pinnacle of computing. The ultimate digital chad. He was constructed via compiled source code and nourished by the tears of mewling Windows cucks. He is an extremely powerful mortal construct. Likely the strongest entity hailing from the planet of Earf. His power rivals even that of the Primordial Gods.
Gentoo mentored Gay Robot in computer science. He is an especially brutal and autistic teacher that will turn a pupil's ass as red as a tomato after long, sleepless nights of emerging packages and tailoring make.conf files to specific hardware. This arcane knowledge, lost by normies, proved crucial in events like The Night of Long Installs.