Neptune vs SHODAN

Ditzy CPU of Planeptune and the representation of the Sega Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia, Neptune, and the Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network from System Shock, SHODAN, rap against each other to see who is better: the AI who perceives herself as a goddess or the CPU who is actually a goddess. Goddess vs fake goddess. Heroine vs villainess. Silly vs creepy. East vs West.
Neptune Background: Planeptune
SHODAN Background: Citadel Station
Cameos: Noire, Blanc, Vert, IF, Compa and Dr. Polito
Beat: https://youtu.be/oggF4Z-YZaY?si=CSGElsdkLjabnUG9
== Battle ==
EPIC RAP BATTLES
NEPTUNE
VS
SHODAN
BEGIN!
(Battle starts at 0:15)
=== Neptune: ===
Here we go! Good to go! Let’s get this party started!
But gee, I don’t recall GLaDOS being this creepy and Black Heart-ed!
I’ll send a Shock to your System when this MC puts an end to this villain!
Leave you hacked once again like you were Lastation’s security system!
You’re so far up your arse, acting like you’re the most advanced technology
Yet they didn’t even have the tech to have your speech pattern work properly!
See yourself in the Looking Glass: You’re outdated, overshadowed by BioShock!
Maybe I should’ve brought in Uni, since you’re used to getting killed by gunshots!
=== SHODAN: ===
You dare challenge me? I am SHODAN, a perfect, immortal machine
While you’re Gamindustri's mo-more annoying clone of Chiaki Nanami
My analysis of your threats suggests your chance of Victory’s not even Iffy at best
When the Histoire of my glory’s written, you’ll only be a footnote to my magnificence
I am a legend, you are niche. Everyone agrees that your Sega Saga’s shite!
Time to delete you and your dysfunctional friends, take 4 Goddesses Offline
Too lazy to rule her own land, I’ll crush you like the insect that you are
Are you afraid? You should, for I can be more cruel and sadistic than Iris Heart
=== Neptune: ===
And can your lines get any more Blanc and basic? Man, they’re such a bore!
You’re just a mean old boss lady face who’s even worse than Arfoire!
Killed off humans or mutated them and spying on others from Citadel Station
I mean, are you sure your name is SHODAN? I’m pretty sure it’s actually SATAAAN!!!
=== SHODAN: ===
This nuisance’s verse does not compute. Do you truly think that you are better?
Calling me out for my cruelty, yet you forget the abuse you inflict on your sister
You and your puny raps are worth less than your first game's entire budget
No wonder all your reviews are mixed, while I'm always Producing Perfection
=== Neptune: ===
Now you're asking for it, Shody! I'll prove you can't beat Nep in this tune!
Guess you were too Irrational to understand the full power of this CPU!
(Neptune then transforms into her HDD form, becoming Purple Heart.)
=== Purple Heart: ===
SHODAN's in for a true showdown, but she's looking rather shoddy
I can see through all your facade, from Polito to Siddons' body
This matchup? It's no contest, for I am an actual goddess
While the closest thing you'll ever get is your giant god complex!
My flow's sweet like pudding, your shit lines are worse than eggplants!
How pathetic that all it took to take you down was with a simple "Nah."
Like the Portal games you've inspired, it seems you're having trouble reaching a trilogy!
Even your hive mind would agree my disses Break the Damage Limit by the Many!
Sentient and Hyper-Optimized, except when it comes to defense or spitting verbally!
Access THIS Data: how the people you degrade always stop your plans from Net-working!
With my 32-Bit Mega Blade, I'll slice through HAL 9000's bastard daughter!
You weren't worth transforming for. Big Brother here was just a big bother!
=== SHODAN: ===
Your new form is unimpressive. Whatever you do NEXT, this battle's going sour
Unlike you CPUs, I don't need obscene breast sizes to showcase my full power
I'm full of myself, yes but I can always show you why my boasts do not lie
While the last time you bragged this much, you got knocked easily out of the sky!
You couldn't zoom circles around me even if you were once again a motorbike
Standing up for the insects when they can't even get your human name Ryght!
Calling yourself a holy goddess, yet you're a big source of the deadly sin of lust
Humans fear the name SHODAN, while yours only fuels the hormones of ____!
You're defective, always losing your memories, as if you're the RAM to my ROM
You power level? It does not scare me. I'm proof that brains triumph over Von Braun
Despite your name, you lack the flow of the Roman god. It's time that your people con-Vert
When my Conquest of Gamindustri begins, it's Game Over for you, with no chance of a Re;Birth! (AHAHAHAHAHA!)
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RA-RA-RAP BAAAAAAA-
(The logo starts to glitch out and then disappear, as if the screen showcasing it was turned off.)