モップヒロイズム (Mop Heroism)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
放課後居残り掃除で ひとりモップ片手に妄想 	houkago inokori souji de hitori moppu katate ni mousou 	As he stays alone after school for cleaning, he holds a mop in one hand with a delusion
世界がひっくり返るぐらいの 由々しき大事件が 	sekai ga hikkurikaeru gurai no yuyushiki daijiken ga 	I wish the world would be overturned or something serious major event like that
ここで起きればいいな 	koko de okireba ii na 	would happen around this place
 	 	
窓の向こう 騒がしさに 	mado no mukou sawagashisa ni 	When he suddenly leaned outside
ふと身を乗り出したらさ 	futo mi o noridashitara sa 	to see what the noise outside the window was,
悪の大王が 降臨してた 	aku no daiou ga kourin shiteta 	the great demon lord had descended
テスト前の 火曜日の真ん中に 	tesuto mae no kayoubi no mannaka ni 	on a Tuesday the day before a test
 	 	
この右手にモップ 	kono migite ni moppu 	With a mop in your right hand,
立ち向かえ少年 	tachimukae shounen 	fight him, young boy
「君は伝説の勇者」語る老人 	"kimi wa densetsu no yuusha" kataru roujin 	“You are a legendary hero,” an old man says
 	 	
まばゆいほどにモップ 	mabayui hodo ni moppu 	A mop that seems like it’s dazzling
冗談みたいな事態は 	joudan mitai na jitai wa 	This ridiculous situation
どうやらさっきの僕が 	douyara sakki no boku ga 	seems like that dream
望んでた夢みたいだ 	nozondeta yume mitai da 	I’d wished for earlier
 	 	
「あいつにはモップ以外 一切の攻撃は効かないわ」 	"aitsu ni wa moppu igai issai no kougeki wa kikanai wa"	“Attacking him with anything but a mop won’t work.”
真面目な委員長 真面目な台詞 	majime na iinchou majime na serifu 	When this serious class representative with serious dialogue said so,
ちょっと笑いそうになって飲み込んだ 	chotto waraisou ni natte nomikonda 	he felt a bit like laughing, but swallowed it
 	 	
この右手にモップ 	kono migite ni moppu 	With a mop in your right hand,
振りかざして声援 	furikazashite seien 	brandish encouragement
「濡らした方が効果的」語る老人 	"nurashita kata ga koukateki" kataru roujin 	"Your attacks will be more effective if you soak the mop," the old man says
 	 	
切ないぐらいにモップ 	setsunai gurai ni moppu 	A mop that almost feels painful
都合の良い解釈で 	tsugou no ii kaishaku de 	The world was colored
世界は着色されてって 	sekai wa chakushoku sarete tte 	with a convenient explanation
ぐちゃぐちゃ 	guchagucha 	messily
 	 	
この右手にモップ 	kono migite ni moppu 	A mop in his right hand
左手にもモップ 	hidarite ni mo moppu 	and a mop in his left hand,
老人が分裂増殖して 	roujin ga bunretsu zoushoku shite 	The old man split into many pieces
魔王はどっか行った 	maou wa dokka itta 	and the demon lord went somewhere
 	 	
右膝にもモップ 	migihiza ni mo moppu 	A mop on his right knee, too
百億の老人 	hyakuoku no roujin 	Ten billion old men
どうやらここらへんが 	douyara kokorahen ga 	It seems like this is
想像の限界みたいだ 	souzou no genkai mitai da 	the limit of my imagination
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*PANDORA VOXX
*少女戦争 | ARMS
*PANDORA VOXX -complete-
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