Grog Pong

Grog Pong was a simple and enjoyable game first invented by Ubba involving alcohol. 
== Setup ==
The equipment required to play included grog, cups, and something to throw (like a ball) plus a table.
== Grog Pong Original Rules ==
The rules were very simple.
* Grog board has white square in bottom left corner
* If a ball land in your cup, you drink all grog in cup
*Sheep cannot lose the game. If any of the players at the table are a sheep, a goat, or any other similar ruminant, they automatically win the game
* If ball land in your cup but you threw that ball, you drink grog extra fast
*The official grog pong rules state that +2 grogs cannot be stacked on top of each other, however this is regularly ignored on the basis of it being obviously wrong
* If someone punch someone, everyone allowed to throw empty grog cup at them
* if you have same birthday as someone who drinking grog, you also drink grog
* Player with best hat gets to have one of their cups half fulled of grog instead of full
* If anyone kisses at any point during the game, any person who has name beginning with D has to drink a grog
* if you land ball immediately after you just drink grog, you must do handstand for ten seconds
* Special explosive grogball only has range of 2 metre (ruler must be buy separately) but if you land throw, opponent must lie on floor for next shot
* surprise round exists, player who surprised the other one gets a free grog throw
* At any time you can activate mana ability of grog by downing a grog, if you then land your next grog throw successfully, the opponent has to drink TWO grog and you get an extra turn
*Nobody in grog pong is allowed to be taller than 5’7. If any player exceeds this height, the rest of the players will throw pongs and grogs at their legs until they are reduced to beneath the height limit
* You can pause grog pong at any time by passing out
* Grog pong has special rule known as en passant. If you have only landed one successful ball and opponent has landed more grogs, but only one you landed is not an edge one, then if you land ball in the gap where grog used to be, opponent drinks one of their grogs of their choice.
* if you drink grog 3 times in a row then you choose someone else to drink a grog also
* If you land grog ball in cup of same colour, same type attack bonus rule means that opponent has to slap them self
* you can lick the grog ball to inflict poison damage on next grog dunk you land
* If player leaves to go to toilet at any time during the game they must drink when come back from the toilet
* if you throw ball and it hit floor, you drink an extra grog that is unrelated to game
== Grog Pong 2e ==
The second Grog Pong included some new expansions, pieces and rules:
* Exploding Grog Pong - these grogballs will explode randomly 
*Due to some players having difficulty with classifying sheeps, goats and similar ruminants in case of automatic wins, so this rule extends to any living thing with cloven hooves and a four-chambered stomach
* Settlers of Grog - some grogballs are made of clay, wood, and wool, and can be traded with other players
*Countergrogging is now allowed - players can use their mana to counter a grog before it has been resolved
* Grog Pong: Hard Mode - no explanation required
*New rule: If your grog ball reaches the other end of the table, you can turn it upside down and regard it as a Queen grogball.
* Grog Pong 40k - includes modular terrain and customisable Grogballs. Requires use of official Grog Pong 40k paints.
* Edible Novelty Grog Ball Pack is now allowed
* Grogpongophobia (requires box to put on head and drum to shake)
*New offside line rule - both players secretly choose where it is.
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