Super SpongeBot678 3D Land

Super SpongeBot678 3D Land (also known as SpongeBotland) is an island country located in the Pacific Ocean. It is a constitutional monarchy and parliamentary democracy. The capital city is Garfield Lasagna. Other major cities include Woketown, Hello Kitty City and Isle of Wight 2 (the first one got stolen by the ). Super SpongeBot678 3D Land is also home to the Among Us Lake, which has become a famous tourist attraction along with the Knifel Tower dedicated to Annoying Orange.
Super SpongeBot678 3D Land is a NATO member.
==National anthem==
The national anthem is "Bologna nipples" by .
===Lyrics===
Spongebot, spongebot
Whaooo!!!!
Super Mario 3D Land
Sponge Bot, SpongeBot
Gay is good
Trump Trump Turnip
Poop!!!!!
===Meaning===
According to the composer himself, "Bologna nipples" strives to unite Super SpongeBot678 3D Land under the many principles its know for. This includes SpongeBot, gay, Trump and Poop!!!!!
==Maps==
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==Counties ==
*Peepee County (most populous city: Garfield Lasagna)
*Top County (most populous city: Topshire)
*Woke County (most populous city: Woketown)
*Bottom County (most populous city: Wroxall Again)
*New Sussex County (most populous city: New Sussex)
*Among Us County (most populous city: Hello Kitty City)
==Cities and towns==
===Garfield Lasagna===
The capital of the country, with over 2 million residents. It is located in Peepee County, and is named after the cat Garfield (however some theorize that it's actually named after the prime minster's husband, Prim, who is Garfield), who is also the mayor.
===Woketown===
A city in the middle of the island, with 800 thousand residents. It is located in Woke County, and is named after the Woke river, which it is next to. Its mayor is the Absolute Radio 80s radio station.
===Hello Kitty City===
A city located in Among Us County, with 600 thousand residents. It is named after SpongeBot's favourite cat, Hello Kitty, who is also the mayor.
===Topshire===
A city located in Top County, with 420 thousand residents. Its name comes from it being near the top of the island. Its mayor is Daddy Pig.
===Wroxall Again===
A city located in Bottom County, with 400 thousand residents. It is named after the British city in the Isle of Wight. Its mayor is PhantomStrider, because he is a bottom.
===Amogusham===
A city located in Among Us County, with 250 thousand residents. It is named after the 2018 video game Among Us. Its mayor is the Among Us Crewmate.
===Vent(among us reference)nor===
A town located in Among Us County, with 200 thousand residents. It is named after Ventnor, a city in the Isle of Wight. Its mayor is the Among Us Impostor.
===New Sussex===
The smallest town in the country, with only 20 residents. It is named after the Sussex county in England. Its mayor is Granite.
==Overseas territory==
The country has a very secretive overseas territory called "North Korea". It has very little in common with its neighbouring country South Korea. It is ran by Kim Jong-un, who has spread misinformation about the territory since his reign began. The territory's capital is Pyongyang, or "Completely Uninhabited" in the SpongeBottian dialect. There are also three smaller cities: Ba2ildon, Newport and Ventnor (not to be confused with Vent(among us reference)nor.)
==Politics==
The party currently in government is Mario Party 3, led by SpongeBot678. The main opposition party is the far-right SpongeBot National Party (SBNP) led by Darwin Watterson, the brother of Deputy Prime Minister Gumball Watterson. Another opposition party is the fascist Sussy Baka Party, winning 10% of the vote in the last election and winning seats in Among Us County. The leader of the Sussy Baka Party, Andrew Mogus, wishes to secede and form his own country, however he is considered an extremist by the other parties. On February 7, 2023 the composer of the country's national anthem PlutoIsAPineapple called the county a "stinky fart", shorty before the invasion of Amogusham.
===Policies===
All drugs are legal to purchase in Super SpongeBot678 3D Land as long as you're 18. The age of consent is dethpicable. Abortion is fine, hate crimes are not.
Sex is illegal and people must reproduce asexually.
There is no censorship in Super SpongeBot678 3D Land and you can legally purchase Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul DVDs despite Prime Minister SpongeBot678's strong views on these shows. Use of the search engine is allowed in Super SpongeBot678 3D Land, however the government encourages use of their own search engine SpongeBotle. Similarly, the government also encourages use of Spongebotcord instead of Discord, despite there being no ban on other instant messaging services. It's also not clear if Spongebotcord has actually been released to the general public.
===Economic policy===
Under the chancellorship of Wario, "Wah haha all the money for ME!" Cryptocurrency is regulated due to "recent cases".
==Cabinet==
 		 	
Prime Minister 		SpongeBot678 	January 26, 2023 - present
Deputy Prime MinisterDefence Secretary		Gumball Watterson 	January 26, 2023 - present
Chancellor of the Exchequer 		Wario 	January 26, 2023 - present
Foreign Secretary 		Scooby-Doo 	February 2, 2023 - present
Home Secretary 		Pizza Steve 	February 2, 2023 - present
Justice Secretary 		SpongeBob SquarePants 	February 2, 2023 - present
Health Secretary 		Dr Baby Mario 	February 2, 2023 - present
Equalities Minister 		Diezel Raccoon 	February 2, 2023 - present
Business Secretary 		Bob Belcher 	February 2, 2023 - present
Housing Secretary 		Mark 	February 2, 2023 - February 7, 2023
Housing Secretary 		Steven 	February 7, 2023 - December 22, 2023
Housing Secretary 		Littlest Pig 	December 22, 2023 - present
Education Secretary 		Fred Flintstone 	February 2, 2023 - present
Environment and Food Secretary 		Mung Daal 	February 2, 2023 - present
Culture Secretary 		I don't know who this is	February 8, 2023 - present
===Shadow Cabinet (SpongeBot National Party)===
 		 	
Leader of the Opposition 		Darwin Watterson	January 26, 2023 - present
Deputy Leader of the Opposition 		Banana Joe 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer 		Old Man Walker 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Foreign Secretary 		Scrappy-Doo 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Home Secretary 		Glenn Quagmire 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Defence Secretary 		Tyrone 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Justice Secretary 		Chris-R 	February 11, 2023 - February 22, 2023
Shadow Justice Secretary 		Vacant 	February 22, 2023 - present
Shadow Health Secretary 		Dr Bowser 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Equalities Minister 		Vacant 	
Shadow Business Secretary 		Jimmy Pesto 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Housing Secretary 		Bob the Builder 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Education Secretary 		Mr. Garrison 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Environment and Food Secretary		Endive 	February 11, 2023 - present
Shadow Culture Secretary 		Ms. Green 	February 11, 2023 - present
===Sussy Baka cabinet===
 		 	
Leader 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Chancellor of the Exchequer 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Foreign Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Home Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Justice Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Health Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Equalities Minister 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Business Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Housing Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Education Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Environment and Food Secretary		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
Culture Secretary 		Andrew Mogus	February 2, 2023 - present
==Prison sentences== 
*Murder - 1 day
* Human trafficking - 1 week
*Piracy - N/A (encouraged by government)
==Education==
There is a mandatory first grade where students are taught letters, numbers and the Scottish Gaelic language. There is then an optional college education available for free. There is no inbetween.
==Geographical features==
The country is very flat.
SpongeBotland also has two lakes: Lake Among Us in the Among Us County and Lake Peepee in the Peepee county. There is also the very bendy Woke River which flows through the island.
==History==
Super SpongeBot678 3D Land has a very rich history. It will be added soon.
On February 7, 2023 Cactustan's leader JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway declared war on SpongeBotLand, specifically Among Us County. They claimed to do this because they hate the 2018 video game Among Us. The troops would land soon after, and quickly surrounded the Sussy Baka Church in Amogusham. It was then taken over by the Cactusians, leading to the EU member country New Jewrsey's leader PlutoIsAPineapple to commend the attacks. Pluto then supplied the troops with "Griddy Bombs", while Zoltan City, leader of the newly found Zoltan Country supplied SpongeBotland with 2 grenades and a cookie. After realising what he has done, Pluto stopped supplying the Griddy Bombs to Cactustan and instead supplied SpongeBotland, leading to SpongeBot calling his country bisexual. An Among Us county citizen, distressed with the government response to the invasion, assassinated Mark, the Housing Secretary.. Due to the small size of the Cactustan military, they resorted to using Pokémon, however it wasn't very effective because Pluto decided to end the war with a coinflip, resulting in SpongeBot winning. The Cactustanis left the country, while SpongeBot decided to promote Steven to the new Housing Secretary, under the condition that he uses Mark's lines. Then finally, to give respects to New Jewrsey, Andrew Mogus built the first synagogue of Among Us County in Hello Kitty City, even though there are no Jewish people living there.
==National holidays==
*January 23 - JewWario Memorial Day
*April 5 - Prime Minister's Birthday
*June 15 - Among Us Festival (only celebrated in Among Us County)
*December 25 - Christmas Day
==References==
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Category:Locations
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Category:2020s
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