Not Smart But Not Dumb

"Not Smart But Not Dumb" is an episode of Patrick!: The Series that aired sometime in 2020.
== Title Card ==
== Plot ==
Patrick becomes aware of all of the people who think he is dumb and must prove them all wrong!
== Transcript ==
(It starts with Patrick eating a Krabby Patty weird)
SQUIDWARD (lowers his newspaper to look at Patrick): "Jeez, somebody put this guy back in kindergarten."
PATRICK: "Yeah, I know right? Stop hurting yourself for attention, Fred!
SQUIDWARD: "I was talking about you. Where did you learn to eat, Spongebob's house? Never in my life have I seen so much stupidity from an adult male!"
MR. KRABS: "Easy, Squidward... Save it for the roast tonight."
PATRICK (thinking): Hmm... How could I prove that I'm not smart, but also not stupid? Oh, I know!
(speaks out loud) "I'll have Spongebob help me prepare a speech!"
SQUIDWARD: "What?"
PATRICK: "Stay out of this, Squidward!"
Later...
SPONGEBOB: "So you need help preparing a speech, when did you get a job like that? 
SQUIDWARD (talks through the window): "But more importantly, how?"
PATRICK: "Squidward, I tried to be nice--
SPONGEBOB: "Ignore him, he's not himself today. I heard that he's on fire."
PATRICK: "Oh..."
SPONGEBOB: "Okay, so the first thing you gotta do--"
30 Painful Misunderstandings Later...
SPONGEBOB: "I can't do this anymore."
PATRICK: "No, wait-- Spongebob! Can you help me finish the introduction? NO! Come Back! Spongebob!"
(We cut to Patrick about to give his speech)
PATRICK: "Citizens of Bikini Bottom... I am not stupid. But I'm not smart either. I'm somewhere in between... Uh... I'd... like to thank Spongebob for his patience... and helping me I guess... AND ALSO, uh... I'm... not smart but not dumb... 
(everyone's about to leave)
IN CONCLUSION, we are all smart in our own ways... Like I... know how to eat... (looks at Spongebob, who's swiping his hands)... with silverware."
SQUIDWARD: "Nice save."
PATRICK: "Uh... The End? (drops the mic and it makes a ringing noise and everyone plugs their ears)
PATRICK: "So how did I do? "
SPONGEBOB: "Uh... How do I say this... You did... AMAZING!"
PATRICK: (starts crying)
SPONGEBOB: "That means you did good."
PATRICK: "Oh, I remember!" (starts laughing with Spongebob)
MR. KRABS: " Oookay... Let The First Annual Krusty Krab Roast Begin!"
SPONGEBOB: (gulps)
(Credits Roll)
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