The Maypocalypse/Transcript

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CBT Short: The Maypocalypse
Yoyle Book and Flavored Milk Straw are walking in the park, chatting to eachother
Yoyle Book: ..And that's how I got my fifth kidney stone in my collection!
Flavored Milk Straw: Wow, that's really crazy and all, but please show me anyone who asked.
Yoyle Book: Ah, ehh.. uh...
Flavored Milk Straw: Exactly.
Yoyle Book: Well, uh, what do we even talk about?
Flavored Milk Straw: Dunno. You got any games?
Yoyle Book: How about "Eye Spy"?
Flavored Milk Straw: Whatever. Sure.
Yoyle Book: Alright! Eye Spy, with my little eye...
yoyle book spots a purple button in the shape of maybe. it is on a giant brown stand
Yoyle Book: Something... purple...?
Flavored Milk Straw: Maybe?
Yoyle Book: No..
yoyle book approaches the button
Flavored Milk Straw: H-hey! Where are you going!?
flavored milk straw runs to yoyle book
Flavored Milk Straw: Why did you just lea-
Flavored Milk Straw: W-Woah.
the button has a written, "DO NOT PRESS"
Flavored Milk Straw + Yoyle Book: ....
Yoyle Book: ..You press it.
Flavored Milk Straw: W-Why me!?
Yoyle Book: Because compared to everyone else, you're the biggest waste of a character!
flavored milk straw looks mad
Flavored Milk Straw: Fine.
flavored milk straw slowly approaches the button and gets ready to press it
Flavored Milk Straw: ...
???: STOP!
flavored milk straw looks behind, to see comic book angry
Comic Book: Do you villans WANT to ruin this world!?
Yoyle Book: What?
Comic Book: One Maybe is already enough! You do NOT want to press that button! Our world will be turned into a wasteland!
flavored milk straw and yoyle book look at eachother in confusion
yoyle book presses the button
Yoyle Book: Woops.
Comic Book: Yoyle why did you do that!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Yoyle Book: Hey, it's not like anything bad happened! It's just some dumb bu-
yoyle book transforms into mayoyle beook
Mayoyle Beook: Maybe I rest my case.
Flavored Milk Straw: Woa-WOAH WOAH!!
Comic Book: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS!
Keychain: Woah. What happened to Yoyle Book?
Comic Book: My dear friend, he has turned into a maybe!
Keychain: What?! So, Maybe is not an object? Hes a different specie!?
large rumbling occurs
Keychain: W-What was that!?
comic book grabs binoculars
Comic Book: GASP OH MY GOD GUYS WE HAVE TO RUN! GET THE REST OF THE ATOMIC REAPERS!
Keychain: What?
keychain looks through the binoculars
Keychain: OH MY GOD.
the not so great maybe mothership is flying down to the park!
Comic Book: QUICK GUYS, RUN!!
comic book, flavored milk straw, and keychain run to the atomic reapers
Comic Book: GUYS, GUYS!!
Brown Kind Of Flower: What.
Flavored Milk Straw: MAYBES, THE MAYBES ARE COMING, ALL OF THE MAYBES!!
Comic Book: THE SHIP, THE SHIP! YES! SHIP! WE NEED TO RUN!!
Keychain: YOYLE BOOK TURNED INTO A MAYBE, HES A MAYBE!
BKOF, Milkshake, Flamingo Plush, Doggie Bone: ....?
Keychain: Maybe apocalypse.
Doggie Bone: Oh. Oh no. not the maybes.
Comic Book: QUICK! FIND A HIDING PLACE!
the atomic reapers run
Flavored Milk Straw: Hey, uh, Comic Book?
Comic Book: Yes?
Flavored Milk Straw: How do you know all of this stuff?
Comic Book: Oh-ho! My dad was once in this situation! He bravely took all of his comrades to safety, and cured the disease to save the world!
Flavored Milk Straw: Oh.. okay?
camera cuts to the mega moonstones, playing a board game
Candy Paint: So, who goes first again?
C: We just answered that 19 times. You should know.
Candy Paint: Hmph!
Gucci Flip Flop: Yo, uh, why are the Atomanic Rippers runnin?
Mayoyle Beook: Maybe you should just look up.
Gucci Flip Flop: YO, YO YO!
Pearly: WHO ARE YOU!?
Mayoyle Beook: Maybe you should ask that for yourself.
mayoyle beook bites pearlys arm
Pearly: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh.......
pearly transforms into peaybe
Peaybe: Ohh, maybe I am allergic to being a Maybe...
peaybe faints
C: OH MY DIDDITY BITTITY! WE NEED TO GO, GUYS! NEON GRASSY, FLY US AWAY!
Neon Grassy: uuUuuUUUH OKAY!
neon grassy grows to a huge size. the remaining mega moonstones grab him
C: GO, GO!!
neon grassy flies on top of a tall tower
Neon Grassy: We must be safe here.
Gucci Flip Flop: You have a lot of explainin to do, Maybe!
Maybe: What?
Gucci Flip Flop: You are related to these things! You know what these are!
Maybe: Okay, MAYBE I am related to them, but that doesnt mean I am the cause of this problem.
Gucci Flip Flop: Ughh.
Oxygen: Wait, what is that!?
Maybe: Oh, thats the maybe mothership.
Candy Paint: Oh?
Maybe: That's where I was made.
camera cuts to gentle warriors, standing next to the landed maybe mothership
the maybe mothership opens
Beehive: Woah!
Yes: Greetings. I am Mayes.
Cat Bell: Hi, Yes!
a new maybe comes out
No: Greetings. I am No.
Cat Bell: Uhh, hi!
a new maybe comes out
Armless Maybe: Greetings. I am Armless Maybe.
Cat Bell: ...
Armless Maybe: What, is there something I said!?
Mad Maybe: Yeah! What did he do to you, huh!? Huh!? HUH!?
Daisy Flower: I think we.. uhh... need to go.
Octagon: What he DID was exist.
Mad Maybe: Excuse me. Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!
Octagon: You see, we don't accept people like YOU here. So you might as well leave.
Mad Maybe: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mad maybe bites octagon
Octagon: OUCH!
Daisy Flower: Okay guys we need to RUN!
the gentle warriors run, and leave octagon behind
Octagon: Wait, don't leave me!!
octagon turns into.. who cares. no, seriously
camera cuts to atomic reapers running up a giant tower
Doggie Bone: TEAM! If we don't do something about this, we will forever be stuck with this Maybe thing!
Comic Book: He's right! Everyone, we must split up to multiple places.
Milkshake: But wouldn't that give us an easier chance of getting infected?
Comic Book: Uhh.. I guess we all go with a second person! Doggie Bone is with BKOF, Flamingo Plush goes with Keychain, and I go with Milkshake!
each partner goes to different parts of the tower
camera cuts to gentle warriors
Beehive: Guys! We need to hide! Quick! Paper Lantern! You can fly us to safety, right!?
Paper Lantern: I don't carry well. I am sorry.
Beehive: Oh geez, um...
Cat Bell: Hey! Look!
cat bell points at Clinko
Cat Bell: Clinko's on a helicopter! We should go to him! He's probably gonna save us!
Daisy Flower: Great idea!
the gentle warriors run to clinko
Beehive: CLINKO!
Clinko: What.
Beehive: Are you going to save us from the Maybe's!?
Clinko: ...
Clinko: HAH! Me, saving you!? Why would I do that!
clinko gets in the helicopter
Clinko: LATEEER!
clinko flies up
Beehive: Quick guys, grab on!
beehive grabs on the helicopter
the rest of the gentle warriors grab on beehive
Beehive: Too.. heavy..
beehive drops cat bell and daisy flower
Cat Bell and Daisy Flower: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahh..............
Beehive: O-Oops.
Paper Lantern: What was that for?
Beehive: I didn't mean to!
camera cuts to doggie bone and bkof
the two are walking in a long hallway
Doggie Bone: So, uh..
silence fills the room
Doggie Bone: How's life?
Brown Kind Of Flower: Good.
Doggie Bone: Good, good.
one again, silence fills the room
Doggie Bone: Hmm.. Did you know i'm coconut flavor-
human maybe coughs
the two stand in fear
Human Maybe: Whatever, they already heard us.
the maybes charge at doggie bone and bkof
Doggie Bone: OH HOLY S-
bkof grabs doggie bones hand and runs
Thin Maybe: THROW THE JUNIOR!
Doggie Bone: The junior? Hah! Isn't he the small o-
the maybes throw fat maybe jr
Fat Maybe Jr.: Wah.
Brown Kind Of Flower: Doggie Bone, at 123, hit it back like a volley ball!
Doggie Bone: Nice idea!
Brown Kind Of Flower: Okay, at one... two... THREE!
the two deflect fat maybe jr back at the maybes
Brown Kind Of Flower: WOOHOO, YEAH!
Doggie Bone: YES!
they high five
but, they both then get backstabbed by a red maybe spy
Red Maybe Spy: No.
the red maybe spy runs away
camera cuts to mega moonstones on top of the tower
''mega moonstones stay silent
Candy Paint: Hey, whats that thing were all battling for?
C: Wait, you actually don't know?
Candy Paint: No, I really wish I did!
Oxygen: Wow.
Candy Paint: What?
Oxygen: I always thought you were "well-read"! Okay, that doesn't work.
Candy Paint: Yeah..
maybes from the bottom talk
3D Maybe: Are they making a BFDIA thing?
Maybe Speaker Box: IT'S TIME FOR CAKE AT STAKE!
Gucci Flip Flop: Huh?
Maybe Speaker Box: I SAID, IT'S TIME FOR CAKE AT STAKE!! GET THEM DOWN FOR ME, POSSIBLY!
Possibly: Uhh, I don't think I can. It's an awfully long way up the tower.
Buff Maybe: I'll do it.
buff maybe grabs the tower, and shakes it
Candy Paint: wooAowaAOWOWOAWOAH!!
Gucci Flip Flop: OH GOD!!!
Candy Paint: NEON GRASSY, WAKE UP! WAKE UP!!
the mega moonstones fall off
Candy Paint, Gucci Flip Flop, C, Maybe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
q maybe grabs c
Q Maybe: Hey buddy, wanna play some checkers?
C: No.. no no no NO NO NO NO NO
that one maybe nobody asked for grabs candy paint
That One Maybe Nobody Asked For: So, is your paint edible?
gucci flip flop falls on that one maybe nobody asked for, crushing him
That One Maybe Nobody Asked For: aACK
maybe 2 grabs maybe
Maybe 2: ....Brother.
Maybe: sniff, sniff Maybe, brother.. maybe..
camera cuts to keychain and flamingo plush walking to a office
Keychain: ..So, hows the day been goin?
Flamingo Plush: Shut up.
Keychain: Oh, come on! Comic Book left us with eachother to develop a friendship! We need more character development!
Flamingo Plush: He only put us with eachother so then he can get more time with Milkshake.
Keychain: Oh COME ON.
keychain and flamingo plush argue to eachother
maybe but its just maybe but i change his limb colors to wait slowly approaches them, and bares his teeth
flamingo plush grabs keychain, and throws him at maybe but its just maybe but i change his limb colors
Maybe But Its Just Maybe But I Change His Limb Colors: HEY!
Flamingo Plush: What!? You were trying to KILL ME! Anyways, can you kill Keychain?
maybe but its just maybe but i change his limb colors bites keychain, which infects him
Flamingo Plush: Thanks.
Maybe But Its Just Maybe But I Change His Limb Colors: But, you could've just ran away!
Flamingo Plush: Nah. Too lazy.
Maybe But Its Just Maybe But I Change His Limb Colors: Yeah, of course you are.
Flamingo Plush: Wh.. WHAT did you say.
Maybe But Its Just Maybe But I Change His Limb Colors: You're so lazy, you cant even do challenges.
Flamingo Plush: You. Take. That. B-
right handed maybe bites flamingo plush while shes distracted
Maybe But Its Just Maybe But I Change His Limb Colors: YEAH! TEAMWORK!
Flamingo Plush: God... damn it....
flamingo plush falls
camera cuts to comic book and milkshake, running in some stairs
Comic Book: Here! This is where we might find our way to save everyone!
Milkshake: But what type of tower has a flight of 900 stairs!?
Comic Book: Ones for the bestest of the best, of course! Wait, is it just me, or do I see Maybes up?
Milkshake: Oh no! GO QUICKER!
comic book grabs milkshake, and runs as fast as he can
Mad Maybe: Stupid. Stupid! STUPID! FAST MAYBE, GET US TO THEM!
Fast Maybe: On it!
fast maybe grabs a handful of maybes and runs to the stairs
comic book and milkshake make it to the very top
Milkshake: Wait. Did we just reach a dead end!?
Comic Book: But, there was supposed to be a helicopter here!
the maybes are getting up fast
Milkshake: OH SHOOT! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!
Comic Book: NO!
milkshake goes silent
Comic Book: In every comic I read, I have realized what the heroes do to be called "heroes".. the hero gets the girl of their dreams, and then sacrifice themselves to save the world!
Milkshake: I don't think thats quite tru-
comic book rushes to milkshake and pulls out an onion ring
Comic Book: MILKSHAKE, WILL YOU BE MINE!
Milkshake: W-What!?
comic book then stands next to the edge of the tower, salutes, and falls off the tower
Comic Book: REMEMBER ME!!!!
there is nothing but silence
Milkshake: Wait. How does this sacrifice himself to save the world?
Mad Maybe: DIE!
Milkshake A-
camera cuts to comic book, falling down to a secret underground base
Comic Book: H-huh!?
comic book gets up
Comic Book: Hey, i'm not dead! This must mean I still have more in my life!
comic book looks behind him, to see a giant red button on the floor, with a letter
Comic Book: Woah.
comic book grabs the letter and reads
Comic Book: "If you are reading this, I know on how to fix the maybe issue if you ever occur it. I have made this button here that will save you from the maybe apocalypse. And, I won't put my name in here, because I don't want you to know my identity."
Comic Book: Oh, cool!
comic book steps on the button
suddenly, all of the maybes run back to the maybe mothership. everyone gets cured from the maybe!
pearly gets up
Pearly: Wait, i'm not dead?
Octagon: No, idiot. You were never dead.
camera cuts to flamingo plush and keychain
Flamingo Plush: Oh hey, i'm alive!
Keychain: YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE ME DIE!?
Flamingo Plush: Yeah.
Keychain: No wonder Brown Kind Of Flower took your role in episode five.
flamingo plush grabs keychain, and throws him out the window
Keychain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
scene cuts to comic book, climbing out of the underground base
Comic Book: I.. I saved everyone! I'm the hero!
Yoyle Book: Congrats, dude!
comic book slaps yoyle book
Comic Book: Thats what you get for almost destroying the world!
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