Kitz Woermann

I need to cook lean, and build a gang -Woermann after Jesse Pinkman was shot by Daz
= Pre-OBRW1 =
=== Woermann Gang Origin Story ===
at the begging of Woermann Gang Origin Story (63 years before OBRW2) Kitz Woermann asks Jesse Pinkman to cook Lean with him to which Jesse asks how to do it, however before Woermann can tell him Daz C Dazerton appears suddenly and shoots Jesse in the skull. Immediately after this happened Woermann said that he was going to build a gang to cook Lean with him so he began by asking Rokusuke Koenji to join his gang, after agreeing to this idea Koenji asked what to do first which Woermann promptly answered to gain more members, so after putting up flyers and waiting a little bit the members of Woermann Gang arrived. The first one to appear was Tom Cruise then after that it was the Wall Titan and after that it was Young Stuff as well as an offscreen first appearance from Yuno Gasai. After all of this Woermann gave orders to Yuno stating that she must make Among us and then sell it, in which Yuno did so all though she was promptly shot by Grigga, then Woermann shouted out, wondering who shot her to which Mr. Wald proposed the idea that Daz was the one who shot Yuno Gasai, after this Woermann stated his reluctance in fighting Daz as he wasn’t strong enough, then Mr. Wald said that they should become Lords, and so they decided to be trained by Rod Reiss.
==== at the Greek Isle of Amorgos ====
Before they got to Amorgos Woermann Gangs plane was shot down by Grigga, killing Tom Cruise however it was saved by Eugene before it could kill the rest of the gang. Once they were at the Island of Amorgos Rod Reiss told them their stats, after seeing all of their stats compared Woermann asked Lord Reiss the reason as to why their limit was different from Rod Reiss and Eugene’s, the answer Rod Reiss provides was that once they trained their stats would grow.
After this they climb Mount Everest for one year with their new gang member Eugene, until encountering the Amogus which they promptly defeat by turning it into an regular goose, the way they did this was by taking the ammo out of the goose. Later they went back to Rod Reiss and got dubbed as Sir’s.
===== The Journey To Femboy Cock Castle =====
After the gang has finished off the Amogus and gotten back to Rod Reiss he fills them in on the fact that they have found the location of Daz C Dazerton, he is at Femboy Cock Castle. After finally after 3 days reaching the mist behind the outside of Femboy Cock Castle the Woermann Gang faces a threat known as Female Floch which they defeat with ease but then there was a new enemy, Lean. Lean is made from mixing cum (bought from selling among us) and mixing it with cough syrup and multiple other things, however this Lean was made from all of this and adding a soul making it technically alive, therefore this Lean is super powerful is what they thought until Young Stuff asked how to defeat it which lead to a burger being thrown into the cup that Lean resided in, this burger was thrown by Ed from Good Burger. After this ordeal Ed tells them what side of the castle that the N-Word Pass resides in, to which they go inside the castle.
====== At Femboy Cock Castle ======
once the gang, finally reached Femboy Cock Castle they encountered The N-Word Pass who then requested to show his true form, Woermann Gang agreed and so they saw it, The N-Word Pass was actually The Kid Named Finger:. 2 years later, after defeating Kid Named Finger: Woermann Gang found out that Daz actually hypnotized Finger into joining him, so Finger rewarded them for saving him, he told them that Daz resided in the Daz Room. At the Daz room Woermann shoots Daz and Daz reveals that he is not the real enemy, the real enemy is Female Floch so Woermann Gang left. 5 hours later, Daz says that everything went according to his plan and he transfers his soul into the body of his artificial son, Daz D Dazerton. 5 years after that they returned to Rod Reiss and were finally dubbed as Lords.
====== Battle With Female Floch ======
5 years after this the gang journey to Flochberg and find Female Floch waiting there, she promptly kills Eugene which angers Stuff into turning into Kenjiro Stuffa, an unbeatable being. After his transformation he states something even Lord Wald didn’t know about, the way to defeat Female Floch by giving her a cock, however Female Floch states that she already has a cock which Kenjiro Stuffa answers ok (u/shoelacewax reference) and cuts off her bussy, turning Female Floch into regular Floch. Floch then states that he can still beat them before being finished off by Lord Cummer who uses the Cum Crystal to revive Eugene. Lord Cummer then states that he has brought backup, this being Ed. After this, the dying Floch asks if they could take care of his son Shiny Floch (later renamed to Boris) which Woermann agrees to.
= OBRW1 =
=== Samuel Army Origin Story ===
In Samuel Army Origin Story Lord Cummer asks Kitz and Lord Wald to join the Samuel Army to which they agreed.
= Pre-OBRW2 =
=== Live With Kitz Woermann ===
There was a brief period of time (one day) where Kitz Woermann was a news reporter, he was the one who reported the Daz-Muel Regiments creation which inspired the creation of Lainah News Network (LNN).
==== Boris Woermann joins the Millius Marines ====
2 years after being a news reporter Woermann quit his job and was looking for a new one until he heard that his son Boris Woermann was joining the Millius Marines, when he heard the news he was overjoyed and came to see him off, this was when he decided to become a Bodybuilder.
===== International Bodybuilding Competition =====
After Boris Woermann joined the Millius Marines Kitz decided to become a Bodybuilder, and so he rose through the ranks until he finally reached the first place, 2 months later OBRW2 happened.
= OBRW2 =
=== The Death Of Lord Wald ===
After the death of Woermann’s best friend Lord Wald he fell into a depression, and quit his job as a body builder, he even stopped cumming in the Eren Cum Jar, a few weeks later after doing his daily visit to Lord Wald’s grave he was awoken by the rest of Woermann Gang, when Woermann asked where they were going Ed told him “to stop Daz Legion”.
==== Treaty Of Alliance ====
When Woermann signed a treaty that declared the Samuel Army and Woermann Gang as allies, Katsuragi Kohei was suddenly shot and killed by Grigga (this was when it was revealed he is working for Daz).
===== Battle For Lainahtown =====
In Lainahtown before Samuel sends one of his men to their deaths he asks Woermann if he can see their comrades standing behind them, watching to see what they’ll do next. To this Woermann answers with a no and Samuel accepts that answer, then he asks who should be sacrificed to which Eugene says that he should, so he gets on a horse rides towards the clone of Cellphone as they both shoot each other, after this Woermann clutches the Cum Crystal Fragment in his hands as he looks up at the sky, thanking Eugene for sacrificing himself.
====== Council Of The Elder Lords Meeting ======
Woermann had an offscreen monologue about how important life is and how, while he misses his former comrades, their lives lead them up to this point, he thanks them and then leaves the council POO (Place Of Operations)
====== Back To Femboy Cock Castle ======
Woermann, after joining the Special Expedition xSquad (with Boris Jeanson) goes to Femboy Cock Castle after 55 years to get back Mina Carolina, Daz, Lord Cummer (2) and Samuel Linke-Jackson from Cellphone.
====== The Death Of Cellphone ======
After Cellphone Killed Daz, Woermann was able to steal the Cum Crystal from him and, as if on pure instinct alone threw it towards Stuff, leading to the defeat and death of Cellphone.
====== The Final Battle Begins ======
Kitz, after helping to defeat Cellphone, sits at the graves of his fallen comrades, until he is told about a speech that Willy Tybur will be holding soon, he goes only to hear that Willy is taking over the world, but before he can even blink Willy makes the stage that he and Stuff were standing in front of explode killing Stuff and everyone else.
====== The End ======
At the end of the series Eugene Rantz, after defeated Willy Tybur, acknowledges the fact that he can revive a mysterious person using the Cum Crystal, this person was Lord Cummer, who then explains that he has been given back his abilities as a deity, then he revives Katsuragi Kohei and Daz D Dazerton, which then leads to Kitz being revived. 2 weeks later Woermann thinks about the battle and his 62 year long journey to finally defeating the enemy, he looks up into the sky and the ghosts of Lord Wald, Stuff and everyone else who died on this journey appear.
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