Absolute

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: We really need to get home.
Steve: True. We need to do that. But first, Vanessa has been voted out 3 - 0.
Vanessa: Wait don’t these guys have to vote?
Steve: You are by yourself since Purple was already voted off, so you’re automatically gone.
Vanessa: Nooooooooo!
Granite: Get out of here.
(Vanessa walks quietly to the rocket)
Granite: Okay! So let’s get to our next challenge!
Steve: Which is a fun game of musical chairs!
Jenkins: That’s it?
Steve: Except you get electrocuted if you don’t get into a chair!
Triton: Well that sounds painful.
Keanu: I lost a finger by choice, not sure how this can be any worse. 
Granite: I chose the music.
(Everybody gathers around the 11 chairs that have been moved next to the table)
Speakers: BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO!
Jenkins: GODDAMMIT!
(The music instantly stops but Granite pulls away another chair causing Grandpa SquarePants to fall and break a hip)
Steve: OH NO! Grandpa SquarePants are you gonna be okay?
Grandpa SquarePants: Kid I’ve been through so much worse. 
Granite: Well HBRS and Grandpa SquarePants are both out because I pranked them. 
(Granite pulls a chair away)
Speaker: *music*
Triton: Oh hey, this is a total bop.
Girly Teengirl: What a coincidence, I love this song too!
Triton: Hey Girly Teengirl would it be alright if you gave up you chair for me?
Girly Teengirl: *blushing* anything for you Triton. 
Triton: Okay, sweet!
(Triton coughs an evil laugh)
Granite: Girly Teengirl is out!
Speaker: *Minecraft music*
Steve: This is my jam. 
(Granite pulls a chair out)
Jenkins: Uhhhh, maybe this chair!
(Jenkins gets a chair, and Sully can’t seem to find another one)
Sully: How did I get beat by this old guy?
Krabs: SULLY THERE’S A CHAIR NEXT TO ME QUICK GET IT BEFORE MOTLU!
(Sully jumps into the chair and Motlu slips on a random banana and hits his head against the wall)
Granite: Jeez this challenge is dangerous. Motlu unfortunately you’re out.
Motlu: Do I get more screen time when we merge?
Granite: No. I hate you.
Keanu: It’s okay Motlu, I’ll win this for us.
Motlu: Thanks bro.
(Steve pulls a chair away)
Speaker: *NIRVANA*
Gale Doppler: Hey guys the weather outside is quite NiCe today!
Perch: Stop talking like that.
(Perch takes the last spot as the music stops)
Gale Doppler: Ouch Perch, message received!
Granite: Five are down, six are left. We’re down to Sully, Krabs, Triton, Keanu, Jenkins, and Perch.
Perch: Yeah well the news today says that I’m going to win.
Speaker: *skrillex*
(The music instantly stops and everybody is able to get a chair except Jenkins)
Jenkins: Awww man, now I’m probably going up for elimination again!
Triton: You got that right old man.
Jenkins: Hey! Jerk.
Granite: Next round is double elimination so I’m pulling away TWO chairs.
Keanu: Oh boy.
Speaker: *Rasputin*
Keanu: I MUST WIN.
(The music stops and Keanu, Perch, and Krabs are able to get spots, eliminating Sully and Triton)
Triton: Oh come on! These guys are just too good!
Perch: The news is always good kid.
Speaker: *MILK AND COOKIES MMMM YUMMY*
Perch: I need to win this!
(Keanu is unable to get a spot)
Keanu: Aw man!
Motlu: It’s okay man you tried!
Speaker: *Electric Zoo 10 hour remix*
Granite: We’ve got ourselves a showdown between Mr. Krabs and Perch!
(The music stops and Mr. Krabs takes the chair and wins)
Granite: Mr. Krabs wins! Alright so since we’re already in the elimination room who do you want to nominate?
Krabs: Here I’m going to nominate Keanu and Motlu as well as Jenkins and SquarePants. How has nobody thought of this yet?
Granite: Well you once again heard it here first guys, go vote out either Keanu and Motlu or Krabs and Jenkins!
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