Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 3

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The third installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features famous italian scientist Galileo Galilei against gravity observer Issac Newton. It was uploaded December 4th, 2012.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Galileo Galilei and Issac Newton
==Lyrics==
===Galileo Galilei:===
I look through my telescope, and what do I observe?
A scientist hiding in the corner, I guess he's lost his nerve!
Did you eat that apple after it fell on you? No!
You fatty, we even measured weight after you, oh!
I'm a gentleman of the town, all the ladies love my beard,
With your curly wig and your ugly face, you just look weird!
You had a crush on Jesus, I rebelled against the church,
It took you ages to find formulas, I just use Google Search!
===Issac Newton:===
You're so stupid that your dad made you drop out of school,
You had three children without marrying? Dude, not cool,
Well at least you got a girl I guess that's sort of a plus,
But I don't see YOU at your desk studying calculus!
I won't rap against anyone, just the good ones, henceforth,
Your raps were as boring as watching a chandelier swing back and forth!
But seriously Mr. Galilei, your rhymes are just absurd,
I'm smarter then you'll ever be, and I didn't even go to Oxford!
===Galileo Galilei:===
I know you're sorry that you tried to step to me, but I shan't forgive!
Instead i'll write a book about this, "Dialouge Concerning the Worst Rapper to Ever Live"!
I'm so epic, even Freddie Mercury thinks so!
Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, your rhymes blow!
===Issac Newton:===
How about no?! That song's nastier than your mom!
Better watch your head 'cause i'm dropping apple bombs!
I put a rapping curse on you that'll flow throughout your kin!
Master Newton just defeated you, so take it on the chin!
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 Who Won?
 Galileo Galilei
 Issac Newton
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