The Meg Alternate HISHE

*Brody: Ah! Stop eating our boat Jaws!
*Jaws: Grrr, I’m gonna eat your boat! Then I’m gonna eat you guys!
*Meg: Rar!
*Quint: Oh my God! What’s that?
*Brody: It’s bigger Jaws!
*Jaws: Oh my God! Now we have a common enemy, we have to work together.﻿
*Superman: how can that tiny can work on a 100 ft shark?
*Batman:BECAUSE IM BATMA... wait does that still work?﻿
*(Shark repellent) "Whaaaaa??" "BECAUSE I'M......." :)-﻿
*"Oh no, a giant prehistoric shark is attacking humanity!"
*"Is it big enough that a nuke can't kill it?"
*"No."
*"So the problem is what exactly?"﻿
*Quint: (injects fish with poison) HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!
*(shark eats poisoned fish and dies)﻿
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Meg: rawwr... I'm gonna eat your boat, then I'm gonna eat you.
"bigger meg jumps out of water"
Meg: oh my God. It's bigger meg! Now we have a common enemy. We totally have to work together.
Shaggy: (afraid) Like, how did you make me use 100% of my power man?
Batman: *sips coffee BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!﻿
Category:Alternate Endings