Nettie Machete

Nettie Machete is a character played by netsirk.
==General Description==
Known for her melodrama, Nettie is a doctor and a former chief of Emergency Medical Services who is prone to dragging others into her romantic misadventures in her free time. 
Her sweet and friendly exterior is just a façade as she's an incredibly mischievous woman who takes great joy in gas-lighting and emotionally tormenting her peers with her outlandish schemes and antics.
Nettie is currently on vacation in Iowa. She has recently proposed to her long term girlfriend, Stephanie Mackenzie McMicheals.
==Physical Description==
"Have you seen me? I'm an albino." - Nettie
Nettie is a fair-skinned, blue-eyed woman who is most easily identifiable by her blonde mohawk. She's 5'9 and in her 30s. 
Being a modest but well endowed woman, Nettie has a strong aversion towards wearing clothing that she deems to be too revealing or form fitting. She typically wears suits and baggy casual clothing as to hide her figure, although she's begun broadening her taste in clothing after letting Stephanie dress her.
==Background==
"Yeah, my siblings all died in a fire. Believe it or not, it was on Christmas. It was really unfortunate. My mom also died in that fire." - Nettie 
Due to Nettie being a pathological liar, much of her backstory is a mystery as she lies so frequently about her past that she often forgets the truth. 
Her place of birth, hometown, pets, and the status of her family are all constantly in flux as she usually makes up stories about them on the spot. Though, a common thread in many of her childhood tales typically involve her committing some form of arson and her family dying in a fire under various conditions. These stories often heavily imply the fire was a form of deliberate familicide.
==Personality==
"I'm lost in a cloud of how wonderful I am." - Nettie 
Nettie exhibits many telltale signs of Narcissistic Personality Disorder but her condition largely goes unnoticed due to people perceiving her as eccentric and cute. Many of her crueler jokes are actually genuine sentiments that fly under the radar. 
Nettie also suffers from Bipolar I. Over the years her manic episodes have caused significant disparity in how others have come to know her, with perceptions of her person ranging from individuals thinking that she's a harmless weirdo to some being convinced that she's a serial killer.
==Misc. Information==
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|-|Quotes=
*"Remember me as I once was."
*"I'll be a beacon of despair."
*"I must always have negative friends."
*"But who, if anyone, could ever love me?"
*"I'm lost in a cloud of how wonderful I am."
*"I was court ordered off the internet for stalking Reba McEntire and Sandra Bullock."
*"It's just like what Peyton Sawyer, from the hit tv show One Tree Hill, would always say, 'People always leave.'"
*"Well how can you tell the crazy ones from the non-crazy ones considering all women are crazy? I can personally attest to this, have you seen me?"
|-|Trivia=
*Is a former Swiftie.
*Vehemently hates dry shampoo.
*Is a recovering Mountain Dew addict.
*Geri Halliwell is her favorite Spice Girl.
*Is a serial animal abuser and hates pets.
*Claims to be a Pisces, but she's actually a Gemini.
*Claims to be somewhere between the ages of 27 and 55.
*Refuses to create a Twinsta account because she hates social media.
*Frequently forgets how many stars her command uniform is supposed to have.
*Once lit a former college crush on fire for leading her on... allegedly.
|-|Gov't Dates=
===Los Santos Medical Services===
Rank 	Insignia	Note 	Note 	Date
Chief 	 	Hired as Chief; Callsing H-6 	Hired as Chief; Callsing H-6 	16th of December 2023
Deputy Chief	 	Rank restructure → Deputy Chief	Rank restructure → Deputy Chief	4th of February 2024
Deputy Chief	 	Quit EMS 	Quit EMS 	17th of June 2024
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