Verbier Museum of the Impossible

The Verbier Museum of the Impossible was a museum in Verbier that was established in 2044 by Anke Von Grisel. It purported to contain numerous things that shouldn't exist, like a picture of Napoléon Bonaparte riding a Stegosaurus, a silver sphere that a farmer found and immediately thought of the word "Toclafane", or two masks from a cult that worshipped paradoxes.
The Doctor often called the Museum, claiming that its items were fractures in time and keeping them together could cause a fracture in reality and lead to something coming through. Eventually, the Curator called the Museum during a storm on the night after Christmas, apologising to Anke for his past mistakes, that when too many of him get involved cracks form, as the two masks rose into the air as if pulled by strings. (PROSE: Canaries)
== Exhibits ==
The Verbier Museum of the Impossible had thirteen exhibits that stood on cotton handkerchiefs atop hand-made plinths, which Anke would show visitors in order
1. A mass produced plastic pipe made by Marburg Plastic, a company that does not exist, in the 1980's. The pipe is one of a kind.
2. A coin dated 1954 that shows a double-headed eagle on one side, and Adolf Hitler's head on the other.
3. A Toclafane.
4. Jacques-Louis David's painting "Napoleon Crossing the Alps", with Napoleon riding a Stegosaur.
Seven other unknown items
12. A framed photograph featuring a person known to Anke who no longer exists.
13. Two Faction Paradox masks.
Category:Earth museums