We Love To Smoke

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We Love to Smoke is a song originally meant for the episode "SimpsoncalifragilisticexpialaD'oh-cious" sung by Patty and Selma Bouvier, but it was cut because it did not receive any laughs. A demo recording exists of the song featuring Julie Kavner singing with just a piano, guitar, bass, and drums without a full orchestra. It was to be a parody of the song "I Love to Laugh" from the film Mary Poppins and also contains a reference to another song from that film, "Chim Chim Cherr-ee". The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the first bonus track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.
==Lyrics==
:Patty:
:We love to smoke. (wheezes)
:Selma:
:Till our lungs turn gray.
:We love to smoke. (wheezes)
:Patty:
:17 packs a day.
:(Selma coughs)
:Selma:
:We love to smoke! (chuckles, then hacks)
:Like a chim-chiminey.
:Patty:
:Although, we'll croak (wheezes)
:Before 2003.
:(Patty and Selma wheeze and cough until the end of the song)
Category:Songs
Category:Deleted songs
Category:Parody songs
Category:Songs by Selma
Category:Songs by Patty
Category:Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons songs