Mega Prick: S01E02

Mega Prick's Girlfriend is the second episode in the Mega Prick series, the second episode in Mega Prick Season One, and the second episode overall. The second episode revolves around Mega Prick (character) telling Father Prick that he is hungry, after a short series of conversations, Father Prick eventually gets fed up
with him and tells Mother Prick to get his son some food, and she does... by leading him to his soon-to-be "girlfriend." While Mega Prick and his girlfriend, GF Prick, spend some time alone, Mega Prick eventually starts to eat her.
== The Episode ==
Mega Prick's Dad: Okay, fucker, why did you come back?
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK HUNGRY. 
Mega Prick's Dad: We don't have food, your mom ate all of it. THAT CHEATING PRICK!!!
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK WANT FOOD NOW! MEGA PRICK SMASH! *smashes ground*
Mega Prick's Dad: WE DON'T HAVE FOOD!!!!
MEGA PRICK: THEN MEGA PRICK EAT DAD. 
Mega Prick's Dad: NOO!!!! MARLEENE! DEAL WITH YOUR SICK FUCK OF A CHILD! *leaves as Mega Prick's Mom comes in*
Mega Prick's Mom: WHATS WRONG MEGGO PREEK?
MEGA PRICK: MEGA PRICK HUNGRY!
Mega Prick's Mom: WE HAVE APE WOMENZ IN KEECHON, COME WITH ME BABO. *Marleene walks into the kitchen, which wasn't a kitchen at all, it was just a room with a female ape*
*Mega Prick followed*
Ugly Female Mega Prick: H-HI LUVERMOY!! WANA COOKO WITH MEEEEEEHHH!?!?!?
Mega Prick's Mom: EATTU HER, BABO!!! *leaves*
MEGA PRICK: HULLO LOOVEH. MEGA PRICK WANT TO PLAY. 
Ugly Female Mega Prick: WANT TO PLOY WITH MEH BABO STICKS???
*Mega Prick grunts in approval*
*Ugly Female Mega Prick sticks out its HUUUUUGE tongue and then proceeds to lick Mega Prick's face everywhere*
Ugly Female Mega Prick: OOOOO U LIEK TAT BABO?
*Mega Prick grunts again*
MEGA PRICK: YAAS I LIEK EET. 
*Mega Prick starts licking her back*
*It was really, really hairy*
Ugly Female Mega Prick: *MOANS ANGRILY* IT FELS SO GUCCI, BABO
*Mega Prick bites her, eventually eating her*
MEGA PRICK: YOO TASTE GUD, LOOVEH. 
Ugly Female Mega Prick: IT HOORTS!!! STAWPPY!!!
MEGA PRICK: NUU. 
*Mega Prick continues eating her*
*She starts to bleed heavily, blood is considered fruit punch for the Mega Prick people*
*Mega Prick starts drinking the blood, enjoying his meal*
*She is eventually eaten whole*
*Mega Prick burps*
MEGA PRICK: YUMMM LOOVEH YOU WERE GUD.
*Mega Prick then walks out of the room, only to get a lit match thrown on him by his father*
Mega Prick's Dad: SO LONG GAY BOWSER
*Mega Prick gets turned to ashes*
*Mega Prick's Mom, noticing what had just happened, was shocked*
Mega Prick's Mom: BROTER, WE NEED TO MAKE A DUH KEEEEDS...
Mega Prick's Dad: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BROTHER
== Trivia ==
* Originally, the blood coming from GF Prick was supposedly going to be removed but was still left in for undisclosed reasons.
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