Iggy Koopa - insane! Larry Koopa - pure hart! - Part 6

The Koopalings opened the door, unsure of what they would find. All the while, Izzy Koopa's words about finding the "other two heroes" rang in their minds. Were these other heroes somewhere in this new world? If not, where? Meanwhile, the creeping void grew larger in the skies above Flipside. The hopes of all worlds rested on the heroes finding the next Pure Heart...
==The Bitlands==
The stage gets drawn out, then the Koopalings come out of a yellow door.
Tippi: So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure Hart must be nearby...
Thoreau: Shaddap, Tippy and Count Bleck! You and Count Bleck, my DUMB made up count, were MADE to be together!
Tippi: Can you get any worse?
Thoreau: Nope. Hear Cudge say a bad word.
Tippi: NO!!!
Thoreau: Major spoiler - You'd-
Tippi: SHADDAP!
Larry Koopa: Anyway...
Tippi: That's odd... I can feel it nearby, but where could it be...
Thoreau: Don't understand my MIMICKING power?
(Thoreau instantly turns into... Carrie.)
^Carrie^: LOOK! IT'S A TONGUE!
As Tippy (and count bleck) goes to speak, a tongue snatches her.
tippy and count bleck: freedom!!!!
^Carrie^: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WAS GOING TO GO SHOPPING WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Along with Lemmy Koopa.
tippy and count bleck: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
^Carrie^: THOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAU!
(Poof!)
Thoreau: At least I reminded her...
Thoreau: WHOEVER THIS IS...
Voice: Ner-herrrr herr herr herr!
A lizard-like creature appears.
Francais: HI-TECHNICAAAAAAAL! I caught a super-rare pixelated butterfly! My friends at digitaltippyhedren.nerr are going to freak when they get word of this find!
Francais: I must bring it home. I can't miss this week's episode of "The Grodus Chronicles"! No way am I going to entrust my digital RecordMeow to tape an episode so epic. This is so hi-technicaaaaal!
Francais disappears, and Larry Koopa looks confused.
Voice: Whoa-ho-ho! A kidnapping! Ohhhh, the despair! The awful spectacle of it all!
A bush shakes.
Voice: The shocking scene occurred right before my very own tender eyes! Well, I guess that's a wrap for that Pixl. Now that that freak Francais has got her..
As The Koopalings explore The Bitlands, they eventually hear a voice coming from up ahead
Voice: HAAAALT!
A troop is shown on top of a castle.
Koopa Troopa #1: Yeah, you! This is Roy's castle! And His Burliness doesn't like chumps like you geekin' up the place! You're about to get a complimentary nose job, courtesy of my shell!
He turns the other way.
Koopa Troopa #1: Come on out, fellas!
He calls troops.
Troops: YEAAAAHHH!
Some troops appear
Koopa Troopa #1: Come and get some!
Larry Koopa attacks Roy's troops spreaded throughout this area, on some castle walls. On the last castle wall, he places Boomer by an X on the wall, then the castle blows up.
Troops: YEEEOOOWW!
Roy Koopa falls from the sky.
Roy Koopa: BWARRGH! Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome lair...
He notices Larry, then gets up.
Roy Koopa: HEY! I know that mohewrk from somewhere...
Carrie: THOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAU!
roi koopa: nope... not that attempt of carry underwood...
He looks at Larry Koopa, Ludwig von Koopa, and Wendy Koopa!
Roy Koopa: LARRY! And Wendy Koopa?
He shakes his head.
Roy Koopa: Why do you ALWAYS have to do that?! That's like the 100th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up! BWARRRG!
In anger, he slams the ground, causing Peach to go flying and some walls to appear, granting Wendy Koopa from interfering.
Roy Koopa: But now you've entered a fortress of PAIN, Larry Koopa! No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!
BATTLE!!! AN ACTUAL BATTLE THIS TIME!!!
Thoreau: YIPPIE!
Thoreau: PIXL IMITATIONS TIME!
^Carrie^: THOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAU!
^Cudge^: FUCK YOU!
^Dottie^: KILL Tippi AND Carrie!!!
^Slim^: SLIM ISN'T A SLIME 4 LIFE! CUZ HE'S TOO FAT! HIS NAME IS SARCASM, EVERYBODY!!!
Slim (real): HEY!!!
Larry Koopa: Fake Boomer!!!!
^Boomer^: Sorry, but I can't blow up the true beautiful Thoreau. THOREAUTHOREAUTHOREAU!
^Carrie^: TIPPY HEDREN! WHERE R YOU!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Thoreau: I'M BACK, AFTER A BUNCH OF MIMI STUFF!
Boomer: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomer blows up and kills Roy Koopa (not really. Doesn't go to The Underwhere). SPOILED IT FOR YOU!
Roy Koopa: Nooooo! I HATE Larry Koopa! It's... It's not fair!
The walls disappear.
Wendy Koopa: Larry Koopa!
She walks over to him.
Wendy Koopa: Are you OK?
Larry koopa nods, then Roy Koopa gets up.
Roy: Ahhhhh! Wendie O Koopa, My lovely wife!
WENDIE O KOOPA: Your...WIFE?!
Roy: WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! How could you forget our big day?!
WENDIE O KOOPA: That...sham was not a wedding! What are you doing here, anyway, Roy?
Roy Koopa: How should I know?! I was locked up in Iggy Koopa's stupid castle... When all of a sudden, BAM! Me and the minions wake up facedown in this field. Then we found this awesome castle, and I thought, "Why not make myself a lair"?
Wendy Koopa: Well, you see... Roy... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?
Roy Koopa: Wait... WHAT?!
Larry Koopa: Green Hair (Iggy Koopa) got you both married (eww) so he could make a Chaos Heart so that he could destroy ALL worlds?
Roy Koopa: Iggy Koopa got us married just to make a Chaos Heart so that he could destroy the world?!
Larry Koopa: YEP!
Wendy Koopa: Yes, and that is why we need you to help us find the Pure Hearts!
Roy Koopa: No. I don't wanna. I'd think about it if it was for you, but there's NO WAY I'm helping Larry Koopa and Ludwig von Koopa!
Wendy Koopa: NOPE!
Wendy Koopa: We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Roy... Please?
Roy: But... But I'm Roy! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Larry Koopa! He's always trashing my awesome plans!
Wendy Koopa: Pleeeeeeeease? For me?
Roy Koopa: No. I don't wanna.
Larry Koopa: If you don't, then all the worlds will be dead and you won't be ruling ANY of them!
Roy Koopa: What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?
Larry Koopa: YEP!
Roy Koopa: And what will happen to your poor minions who were caught by Iggy Koopa? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master...
Larry Koopa: ...But... But... Why, you... MERRRFFF! BWAAAGH!
Roy Koopa: FINE! I'll join your stupid quest. You happy?!
Wendy Koopa: Oh, thank you, Roy! You're so sweet!
Roy Koopa: NO! I'M NOT SWEET! And I'm not helping Larry Koopa just to save a bunch of worlds. I'm only doing it so I can rule someday. So don't get all cuddly with me, Larry!
Wendy Koopa: All right, Roy! You big sweetie...
Roy Koopa joined your party! When controlling Roy Koopa, press down on the D-Pad to breathe fire on your enemies! His breath is ferocious, so use it to drop any enemy that stands in your way!
Voice: Lord Roy!
His troops appear.
Koopa Troopa #2: Your Crabbiness! Are you leaving us?
Roy Koopa: What? Oh, yeah... Minions! Hold down the fort until I return.
Koopa Troopa #2: Your lair is safe with us, sir! Oh, sir, it seems that Iggy Koopa has brainwashed some of your loyal henchpeople. They're probably going to be forced to attack you, so feel free to dole out punishment!
Hammer Bro #1: Of course, we'd love to come along and defend you, but... You know, we'd just, uh, get in the way, Your Heinousness...
Koopa Troopa #3: Clobber that count for us!
Roy Koopa: Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating!
Koopa Troopa #2: Long live Roy!
Hammer Bro #1: We'll miss you, Your Surliness! ...Parrrrrty!
Roy Koopa: Oh, you guys... Fine...c'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it. I SAID MOVE IT!
Larry Koopa and the others encounter the star block ahead, hitting it to end this chapter.
==BLOOPS AHOY!==
With Roy Koopa in the party, the five heroes made a most unlikely trio. Wendy Koopa attempted to explain the quest to Roy Koopa, but it made him grunt in confusion. As Larry Koopa walked ahead, he spotted something that made him briefly stop and stare... "What is it, Larry?" asked Peach, as she turned to see the blue expanse ahead. The great, glittering waves of the Tile Pool stretched as far as she could see. Fort Francais was somewhere across the water...
==The Tile Pool==
As Larry Koopa and the others explore the underwater area, they go through some areas and eventually get to a locked room full of enemies. Upon defeating the enemies, a chest appears and he opens it. A Pixl appears.
Thudley: HEY! In case you ain't heard, I throw a lot of girth around these parts. And I'm gonna check you out to make sure you got the weight to hang with me.
He examines Roy Koopa.
Thudley: All right. Let's start by checking that face of yours. Dude has shaggy eyebrows! That's not even kinda girthy! You get 50 girth points. All right, I gotta check the girthiness of those clothes of yours! What's more girthy than a giant spiky shell?! That's worth 100 girth points! Girth check on the body comin' up. That's where the real heavy comes from. Look at this guy! Look him up in the dictionary, and he's the definition of girth! A superheavyweight right here! Bam... 10,000 girth points! The sheer girthitude on display here is blowing my mind! There's no getting around it! You got heavy like I've never seen before! Any fool that gets in your way and you just HAVE to girth him up! Love it! Smash and squish those lightweights! You're goin' places with girth like that, and I wanna come along for the ride.
The Pixl joins Roy Koopa!
The ground-pounding Pixl named Thudley joined you! Now you can unleash a powerful attack on anything right below when you jump! You can even use the ground pound on enemies underwater!
Thudley: With our girths combined, nobody can stop us! But you gotta get out of this room first. Put my heavyweight power to work!
Using Thudley's help, Larry Koopa and the others make their way through more of the underwater area, eventually reaching a Blooper!
Voice: BLOOOP!
The place starts rumbling.
Voice: BLUH-BLOOOOP! (WHAT'S GOING ON?)
A few Blooper tentacles rise from the ground and into the water, then a big Blooper shows itself!
Blooper: Bloobloobloobloop! (Hey, land freaks! How'd you like a tentacle sandwich?!)
When Roy hits the weak tentacle...
Blooper: BLUH-BLOOOP!
Blooper: Bloobloobloop! BLOOOP! (No! Not there! Please! Anywhere but there!)
Once it has been defeated...
Blooper: Bloop!
The Blooper sinks, along with its tentacles. They proceed outside via a pipe and hit a star block to end the chapter.
==The Dotwood TEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
Somehow, the heroes had beached the Big Blooper and crossed the Tile Pool. But before they could dry, they saw the imposing silhouette of Fort Francais. "It sure is getting dark," Wendy said in a quiet voice. But when they looked up, they realized they were in the shadow of a huge tree. Larry Koopa, knowing in his gut this must be the way, set outward toward the great tree...
==The Dotwood Tree==
As Larry Koopa and his friends climb up the big tree, after awhile they hit a switch that makes a door appear. They make their way to the door, then they enter it.
Voice: Ah ha ha. Finally, you arrive!
Larry Koopa is confused, then he sees Dimentio.
Dimentio: You don't wear tardiness well.
Dimentio: At last, the hero... I know of you from the festival of hair that dances upon your lip! I am a humble hater of Iggy Koopa...
He spins around.
Dimentio: Master of dimensions... Pleaser of crowds... I am...Dimentio!
Dimentio: It is truly enchanting to finally meet my hapless victims. I have prepared a special morsel of a treat for you!
He uses his magic to change dimensions.
Dimentio: How about some...MAGIC!
Dimentio: And...voila. You are now in Dimension D, a dimension of my own creation. In this mind-bending realm, my attacks are 256 times more potent!
He spins around.
Dimentio: I am now far more powerful! I could obliterate you with a raise of an eyebrow! Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!
They battle.
Larry Koopa: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roy Koopa: SUNGLASSES POWER!!!!
Dimentio: (whispering) I'm actually the 5th hero of the might prognosticus...
Larry Koopa: REALLY!?!?!?!??!
Dimentio: Yes. I saved Wendy Koopa.
Larry Koopa: I'll call this one off...
Dimentio: Can you pierce this illusion, though? ~5th hero of the Might Prognosticus
He disappears, then appears back at another part of the room, with a clone of himself to accompany him. After he's defeated...
Dimentio: Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny, angry road workers! How is this possible? This dimension makes me 256 times more powerful... (not)
Roy Koopa: Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger, too!
Dimentio: *quietly* ...Aha...ha...ha.
He gets up and floats into the air.
Dimentio: Of course! This was simply an amusement that played out exactly as I planned! Were you amused? That was just an hors d'oeuvre! The next time we meet, you will feast on a deadly eight-course meal! ~Fifth hero of the Might Prognosticus
He uses his magic to return to the...
The Dotwood TEE.
Dimentio: And with that, my diminutive-limbed foe, I must say... Ciao!
Dimentio leaves.
Roy Koopa: Dimentio? Give me a break! That's the lamest hero ever!
The sky is shown, and Dimentio speaks.
Dimentio: Mmm... A little more, perhaps?
He appears.
Dimentio: They are strong, but they must be stronger yet to defeat Iggy Koopa. I must make sure they can face him when the time comes around at last...
He leaves again, and The Koopalings continue climbing the rest of the tree. Eventually they go through a long pipe to reach a star block, which they hit to end the chapter.
==Fort Francais==
The Koopalings had scaled the tree and defeated Dimentio. The exhausted heroes were relieved to finally see the ivory towers of Fort Francais. Was tippy and count bleck safe? Was the next Pure Heart really waiting for them ahead? Their only answers were the strange voices carried on the wind from inside the fort...
==Fort Francis!==
Roy Koopa: So this is where that dweeb Francais lives?
The fortress is shown.
Roy Koopa: Pffgght! What's this castle got over mine?!
Wendy Koopa: Do you think Tippi is all right? I'm starting to worry...
^Tippi^: Who is this certain Tippy and Count Bleck?
WENDY KOOPA: SNAP OUT OF IT, THOROU.
Larry Koopa nods. Meanwhile, Francais's room is shown, and he takes a picture of tippyandcountbleck, who is locked in a cage,
Francais: Nerrrrr herrr herrrr herrrrrr! This is so hi-technicaaaaaal!
He snaps another photo.
Francais: It's a totally undiscovered digibutterfly species! Nerr! I must document it!
He snaps a couple of more photos.
Francais: Yessss! Shake that thorax! The TippyAndCountBleck.nerr forum guys will be sooo jealous when I post these shots online!
He takes another picture. Larry Koopa and the others find a hidden key which unlocks the door to the fortress. They enter, and as they go through the fortress, they hear voices coming through some keyholes. Looking inside the left one, they see Francais. He takes a picture.
Francais: Schweet... The resolution on these images is just breathtaking! Nerrrrrrrrrr...
Through the keyhole on the right, Tippyncountbleck can be seen, but she doesn't say anything. As they go through more of the fortress, they eventually come to two doors hanging on the ceiling. With the help of Thudley, they're sent to the ground, and they enter the one on the far left. Inside, they hit a switch to make a bridge appear, then they cross it and Wendy enters the door at the end.
Robot #1: You have reached the door to Master's private room. For security purposes, you must confirm your identity. Answer the following security questions with either "true" or "false".
Larry Koopa: Yep.
Robot #1: "Video game soundtracks are totally hi-technicaaaaaaal!"
 - True
 - False
Thoreau: YEP! Especially LINLAND ROAD! That's the one where Tippi can die in!
Robot #1: "Episode 127 of 'The Grodus Chronicles' is pretty much the schweetest thing ever."
 - True
 - False
Boomer: Sure.
Robot #1: "One day, I will own all of the 'Starship X-Naut' Series 3 collectible action figures."
Slim: YES!
Robot #1: Now you must enter the passcode.
Robot #1: MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!! MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!! MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!! You are not the master! Deploy security measures!
A trap is revealed, Wendy Koopa and the others fall down into a room with a block, and a Chain Chomp. Using Thoreau, they carry the block over to a red switch and throw it onto the switch, then they step on it the switch as well. This makes a pipe appear which leads up into another room. In this room they find two passcodes, as well as a big switch. Using Thudley, they activate the switch. This opens a cell containing a Pixl.
Carrie: Freedom!
Thoreau: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ten hours later...
Thoreau: ...............OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Carrie: SHUT UP!
Carrie: Oh, finally, I'm out! I didn't know what I was going to do! Thank you, thank you! I've been shut up in here forever...
Thoreau: And by forever you mean 2 hours ago.
Carrie: You'll never catch me in there again. I must repay you! I'm at your service. I'm sure you can find a use for my talent!
Carrie: Hold on a second. Before we get all friendly, we should see if we're on the same page. You met Francais, right? What do you think of the guy? Your first impression?
Slim: STUPID!
Carrie: Ah, I see. I see. Anything else about him catch your eye?
Thoreau: BUTTER FLY!
Carrie: Oh? Yes, I see how you would think that. So...sum it up. What do you think about him?
Boomer: HI TECCCCCHNICAL!
Carrie: So you think Francais is a... Greenish photo fanatic? Basically, a monster?
Carrie: Well...imagine that! You and I feel the same way about him! We've got great harmony. Yep, I think we'll work perfectly. Together, nothing can touch us!
Carrie, the hovering-platform Pixl, has joined your party! When you are riding Carrie, you'll move faster and can breeze over spiked floors.
Carrie: With me, you can get places in a hurry! Go ahead, give me a spin!
Thoreau: Whatcha drawing, Boomer?
Boomer: NOTHING!!!
(Boomer was drawing a picture of Carrie being shoved a cliff by Iggy Koopa.)
With the help of Carrie, Mario and the others make their way out of this room, then they go back to the room with three doors. This time they enter the middle one, and they use Carrie to cross the bed of spikes, to a door which leads to another robot. Wendy talks to it.
Robot #2: You have reached the door to Master's super-secret lair. Only Master is allowed inside. You must confirm your identity for security purposes. To confirm your identity, answer "true" or "false" to the following statements:
Wendy nods.
Robot #2: "'Starship X-Naut' comics are never to be removed from their plastic sleeves!"
Wendy Koopa: Yes!
Robot #2: "Role-playing games should be no less than 180 hours long, not counting side quests!"
Wendy Koopa: Yes!
Robot #2: "Fanny packs are both practical and stylish!"
Wendy Koopa: Yes!
Robot #2: Please enter the secret passcode.
Enters Code.
Robot #2: Welcome home, Master! Master's fantasy fortress is safe from intruders.
A kitty appears on the wall, then it meows and a door appears. Wendy and the others enter it. Inside, they find a key. They then go back to the first robot and Wendy answers the questions again, then enters the correct passcode.
Robot #1: Welcome home, Master! SecuriMeow missed you!
A few appear, then after some flashing, a kitty appears and meows, then a door appears. In the next room they find another key. They go back to the main room where the two keyholes are, then Wendy Koopa inserts the first key.
Kitty Door: Key accepted, meow!
She inserts the other key.
Kitty Door: Key accepted, meow!
With both keys in...
Kitty Door: Meeeoooooow! Both keys confirmed, Meow! Only Master Francis and "totally hot babes" are allowed to enter. You may enter after I see if you're compatible with Master Francais... Please answer the following questions with "true" or "false"... Meow!
Kitty Door: "Video games and hot babes are totally hi-technicaaaaal!"
Thoreau: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Kitty Door: "If it's limited edition, buy it!"
Carrie: Sure.
Kitty Door: "I have bought games that I have never played."
Carrie: Uh huh!
Thoreau: WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY GET ALL THE WUSSY QUESTIONS, WUSS?
Carrie: THOROU!?
Kitty Door: "If it's got fierce giant robot on giant robot combat, it's an insta-buy!"
Boomer: YES!
Kitty Door: "They're NOT DOLLS. They're ACTION FIGURES. WITH REAL FIRE-PUNCHING ACTION."
Thoreau, Slim, Thudley, and Boomer: YES!!!!!!
Carrie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Ooh... Wonder if I could...
Kitty Door: "I have dumped a friend over an argument about 'Starship X-Naut' propulsion technology."
Thoreau: YES.
Kitty Door: "A sweet cover illustration is way more important than the story line."
Carrie: UH HUH.
Kitty Door: "Never pull the top copy from a pile of comics! Find the mint-condition one!"
Slim: FINE...
Kitty Door: "My first love was an anime character!"
Carrie, Thudley, Slim, and Boomer: WHAT!?!??!?!
Thoreau: If Wendie O Koopa is an anime character, sure!
Kitty Door: "I love going on message boards and complaining about games I've never played!"
Thoreau: YEP.
After all of the questions...
Kitty Door: MRRROOOOW!
A big door appears, which Wendy enters. Inside...
Francais: Nerrrrr! Who are YOU?!
Francais is shown.
Francais: H-Hey! What are you doing sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?
Wendy walks up to him.
Wendy Koopa: Oh, there you are, Francais! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!
Francais: For...ME?
Wendy is confused.
Francais: O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh... It's... It's a h-hot babe...
He sweats.
Francais: HOT BABE IN ROOM!
Francis: Wha-What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal! N-Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr... Must...ca-ca- calm...calm down... I'm get-get-get-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming... Can't talk to...girls... Must get... my...laptop...from...Frannypack...
He takes out his laptop
Francais: Booting up Swoon.exe! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real- time wooing!
A weird screen with Wendy and Francais is shown.
Francais: Welcome to my castle. How do you do? ...Nerrr.
Wendy Koopa: What on earth is that?! What's going on here?
Francais: Nerrherr... I boot this baby up whenever it's time to talk to the... heh...laaadies. Schweeeeet. Time for my Swoon.exe program to work its magic! (Where should I start?)
He brings up a list of some sort, and selects "Speak", then "Talk to hot babe"
Francais: What is your name?
Wendy Koopa: My...name? Oh, me? I... I'm Wendy Koopa
Francais: Wendy? Why, that name is just wendy. Heh! I bet you've never heard that one! Oh...I'm just drooling at the sound of it...
"You received a straight answer. Francais's passion leveled up!"
Francais: Oh, man... What do I do next?
He selects "Look", and then "Hot babe"
Francais: You're so cute...like a princess straight out of an anime or video game! You can be feisty, but I must say it...umm...adds to your charm.
Wendy Koopa: You think I'm...charming?
Wendy Koopa: You want feisty? I'll show you feisty! Lay it on thick like that, and you'll get it!
Francais: Eep! I'm so sorry! I don't know what I was thinking! Oh...forgive me, my queen!
Wendy Koopa: I-I'm NOT a queen, I'm a princess!
Francais: (Nerr herr... She's supercute when she gets angry...)
"Francais got yelled at! Wendy's charisma leveled up! Francais's passion leveled up!"
Francais: (What's my next move?)
This time he selects "Inventory", "Give Item", and ""Pink Princess" Signed Poster"
Francais: As a token of my affection, I'd like to give you a special present.
Wendy received the "Pink Princess" Signed Poster.
Wendy Koopa: Oh. Umm... Thank you, Francais France French!
Francais: You really like it? I knew a hottie like you would pick up on how premium this poster is. I got this baby at a totally hi-technical 'Pink Princess' anime event. I was going to get a CD, but I freaked when I saw this super-rare poster! The voice actor for the princess AND the director signed it, as you can see. As I'm quite sure you know, the director changed after season three, so it's rare. Plus, look here! The logo was done in extra-premium gold holographic foil! And the paper, oh man, it's UV resistant! So you never have to worry about fading. I could stick it on some backing board for you. How's that sound?
Wendy Koopa: Umm... Yeah. Sounds...great? (What is he talking about?!)
Francais: O-OK, you got it. Let me just take this guy back for a few minutes then, OK?
Wendy returned the poster. Francis's satisfaction leveled up! Francais's passion leveled up!
Francais: (Nerrr... What's my next move?)
He chooses "Think", then "About the future"
Francais: Wow, we are like, so perfect for each other. It's destiny! We should get married!
Wendy Koopa: M-Married?! So, how much do you-
Wendy Koopa: Hey! Who's picking these responses for me, anyway?! I'm not marrying this dork! I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save tippy and count bleck! Where is she?!
Francais: Carrie?
Wendy Koopa: TIPPY!
Francais: Frances?
Wendy Koopa: TIPPY!
Francais: Super Paper Mario?
Wendy Koopa: TIPPY AND COUNT BLECK!
Francais: OH!
He looks for a "Tippy and Count Bleck" option on his list, but doesn't find one.
Francais: There's no Tippy and Count Bleck command here! What is she talking about?!
Wendy Koopa: That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!
Wendy brings up a menu and selects "Pixls", then "Boomer."
"Wendy used Boomer!"
Carrie: HEY! WHO DREW THIS PICTURE!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?
Thoreau: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM......... DEFINITELY NOT-
"Bummer Sooner!"
"Boomer explodes due to a freak Carrie accident!"
^Dimentio^: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
Back at Francais's room...
Francais: That was the only known copy for the Nerr2Babe patch, and now it's gone forever! Nerrr... Real babes are scary!
Voice: Carrie!?
Tippi is shown.
Carrie: OLDER SIS?
Tippi: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Carrie: You see, I tried looking for you, but then some guys at this castle thought I was an intruder and locked me up!
Tippi: ..................................................
Wendy Koopa: Tippi! Oh, I was so worried!
Tippi: You... You came. To save me?
Francais is confused
Francais: So... So you've come to raid my fort and steal Dottie? W-Well... No! I won't let you.
He turns to Tippi.
^Dimentio^: B-By the way, I came up with the name Dottie on my own! Isn't it schweeet? At first I thought it was a little weird that you could talk and everything. But the digibutter.nerr forum reaction convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my only...sniff...offline friend, Dottie..so no one will take you away from me!
Tippi: *quietly* Eek!
Tippi's cage lowers into the ground. Francais vanishes.
Francais: Nerrr! Can't see me? That's 'cause my invisibility powers are totally hi-technicaaaaal! Little Dottie is hidden, so you can't take her! Feel the wrath of the jilted X-Naut in the season finale of "The Grodus Chronicles"!
Francais battles with the group. After he's defeated...
Francais: NERRRRRR!
He falls over, then gets up and runs to his door, then leaves. Tippi then appears and the cage lowers, freeing her and Lemmy Koopa.
Tippi: Carrie... You guys came to save me...
Carrie: Yep!
Tippi: ................ Thank you... Thank you, Carrie *quietly* I'm so happy...
She starts glowing.
Roy Koopa: What...is THAT?!
A Impure Hart appears.
Tippi: The Pure Hart...? But...how...
Wendy Koopa: It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a Pure Hart! Or...
Tippi: Carrie... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me. Please... Take it. (And don't steal it, stupid Thoreau!)
Carrie gets the Pure Hart.
The fourth Pure Hart appeared in a dazzling flash of mysterious brightness. What made it appear? The group was puzzled by this and many other riddles. "...So you're not hurt?" asked Tippi, full of concern. Somehow, Tippi seemed different than before. She had started to change. Larry Koopa simply shook his head and started the long journey back to Flipside...
==Castle Blek-Dimentio: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!==
Dimentio: ...And that is how the ruffians managed to best me.
Dimentio: Ah ha ha. They are strong, to be sure... Very strong. Dare I say...
 They might be strong enough to defy the prophecy!
Iggy Koopa puts his hand over his chin
Iggy Koopa: Spare this little Iggy Koopa your theatrics. The Might Prognosticus is false. The Ark Prognosticus holds the answer to eliminating heroes that rise to stop us.
IGGY: OR LEMMY CAN DIE ALONG WITH THE REST!!!
Dimentio: Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has touched my ears. Do tell!
Iggy Koopa: Bleh heh heh heh heh... In due time, Dimentio. In due time.
Iggy Koopa: Oh, Luigi? It's time we set "him" on these pests.
Luigi: Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you, Count.
Iggy Koopa: Lovely, exclaimed Iggy. Return to your posts, my dear minions.
FATGUY, Luiga, and Dimentio: As you command, Count! HAIL Iggy Koopa!
FATGUY leaves, loving Luiga, then Dimentio.
Luigi: *quietly, with a troubled expression on her face* Um...
Iggy Koopa: Does something trouble you, Luigi?
Luigi: Yeah, Count... You know, there's still time... You can change your mind...
Iggy Koopa: That is enough, Weegee. We've already come this far, so we shall forge on! But you needn't stay by Iggy Koopa's side. You can depart with my blessing.
Luigi: Um, no, my count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you. Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me... I'll be sticking it out with you until my game ends, 'K?
Iggy Koopa: If that pleases you...
Iggy Koopa leaves with the Ark Prognosticus, then Luigi does as well.
Voice: My my my! How interesting! Weegee and the Koopaling have such DEEP conversations!
Dimentio appears.
Dimentio: Mm... Just what is our dear count playing at? Ah, well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own...projects.
Dimentio leaves and the screen fades out...
Iggy Koopa: Timpani, why? Why do you avoid me?
Tippi: Ow... OW! Unhand me!
Carrie: Who is this certain "Timpani?"
Iggy Koopa: SHUT UP! Huh? You're crying! Why? Timpani, you must tell me what has happened!
Tippi: It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it...
Iggy Koopa: Oh no... Timpani, is my father behind this?
[[Tippi]: I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I hate you, we must part.
Iggy Koopa: Timpani... I...
Tippi: This is good-bye, Stupid. There's no other choice. This is our fate...
==Flipside==
Larry Koopa and the others come out of the yellow door.
Wendy Koopa: That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK...
Tippi: I'm so sorry... It was all my fault... And... Then... You all... Thank you so much...
Larry Koopa: UH HUH!
Roy Koopa: Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?
Wendy Koopa: Say, come to think of it... Roy... Could you be our third hero?
Voice: Ho there!
;Iggy Kuppa; walks in.
;Iggy Kuppa;: I have been waiting for you, young heroes! Did you succeed in your Google search for the next Pure Heart?
Tippi: I guess we did...
Carrie: The next Pure Hart appeared when I saved Tippi from Francais.
;Iggy Kuppa;: Intriguing... So then... When you saved Tippi, the next Pure Heart just appeared?
;Iggy Kuppa;: Mmm... How very interesting... I think that castle was once a dwelling of the Ancients I told you of earlier. It seems that my ancestors have roamed far and wide in their dimensional travels. "In the castle beyond the great sea, we hid a Pure Hart and sealed it safely..." Yes, I remember reading such a passage in the MIGHT Prognosticus. The seal could only have been broken by a powerful pulse of love and trust...
Wendy Koopa: So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart? That's amazing...
;Iggy Kuppa;: And now there are three heroes! Ho ho! I don't know who the last one is, but waste no time in searching, my friends!
Roy Koopa: Oh, please! Come on, people! With me here, you don't need anybody else, seriously! Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Royize it!
;Iggy Kuppa;: Oh ho! Well met, Mr. Roy! May your strength protect this grou-
The area rumbles, then The Void expands.
;Iggy Kuppa;: Oh ho... It seems The Void has expanded once more... Time is short!
Tippi: We have to keep going... We must start looking for the next Hart Pillar...
;Iggy Kuppa;: There are matters I must attend to as well... I must search for any item of significance in the Might Prognosticus...
He walks off. Larry Koopa and the others go and search for the next Hart Pillar, and after solving a ground-pounding puzzle, they find it. Once the Pure Hart is inserted into it, a green door appears at the tower of Flipside. They go to it and enter it.
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