Patrick Gets Sent a Bunch of Snail Facts

Patrick Gets Sent a Bunch of Snail Facts is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(Patrick walks into SpongeBob's house with a shell-shaped cell phone.)
Patrick: Look, SpongeBob! The new mePhone!
SpongeBob: I thought you hated those things.
Patrick: (scoffs) I only hated the maps! This mePhone fixes the map system and has reduced government surveillance to boot! And look!
(Patrick turns off the lights.)
Patrick: It's glow-in-the-dark!
(SpongeBob turns the lights back on.)
Patrick: And it only cost me 700 dollars! By the way, can I borrow 700 dollars to pay off these really scary Pineapple representatives?
SpongeBob: Sure, Pat.
mePhone: Before activating your mePhone, would you like to sign up for snail facts?
Patrick: What? No!
mePhone: Understood. You will now be receiving snail facts.
Patrick: But I said I didn't want them!
mePhone: Did you know that snails can sleep for up to 18 hours a day?
Patrick: Go away, snail facts!
mePhone: Understood. You will now be receiving snail facts every ten seconds.
Patrick: Gah! I hate this mePhone!
mePhone: Did you know that a female snail will produce more slime when she's pregnant?
Gary: (roughly translated) Wow! I'm a snail and I didn't know that!
(What a twist!)
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