Peewit

<tabber>Peewit=== Peewit ==
Peewit (aka Peewee, aka William) is Johan's stupid lucid gnome boyfriend. He is Jester of the King who is not good enough to receive a name, despite the fact that no one finds him funny. He has an obsession with food and rides around on a goat everywhere.
== Musical Talents ==
He has none. In spite of that fact, Peewit owns many instruments and often sings. His musical library includes but is not limited to:
* A mandolin
* A lute
* A hurdy gurdy
* A harp
* A recorder flute
Sometimes the writers make it so he can competently play instruments, but sings poorly, sometimes he does both poorly, because the writers hate me.
== Spiraling into uncontrollable alcoholism ==
Although it's censored in the show, in the comics, Peewit is a debilitating alcoholic. He chugs wine and gets black out drunk frequently and his family is honestly beginning to worry. Plots surrounding Peewit's drinking habits include, but are not limited to:
* Peewit getting drunk in the woods and Johan having to come save him
* Stealing Rachel's wine and nearly getting hexed for it
* Eating spicy food and having to down a ton of wine to save his tongue
And, quite possibly my personal favorite
* <I>Being held down and forcefully made drunk to do a man's bidding, what the h e l l?</I>
== Family ==
Like seemingly everyone else in this series, Peewit seems to lack any parents despite presumably being only a teenager.
== Being gay ==
His life partner is a lesbian tree by the name of Johan. Despite the fact they often argue "they're labeled as buddies forever" and Johan is constantly saving Peewit's sorry ass.
== Trivia ==
* Peewit was created as Johan's counterpart because Johan seemed too stoic and serious. In other words, they complete each other
* His voice actor is our lord and savior Frank Welker
* His hair is McDonald's french fries
* For some odd reason, Peewit received several stand alone episodes while Johan didn't.
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