Town of Salem: The Show/Things Are Gonna Get Ugly

Things Are Gonna Get Ugly is the premiere episode of Town of Salem.
== Episode ==
=== BEGINNING ===
DAVINA: Hello I'm Davina and you bitches could never
The crowd cheers for Davina.
DAVINA: Yes ik im an icon but just wait
Davina takes off her jacket revealing only her bikini. The crowd goes fucking wild.
DAVINA: AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST SEASON OF TOWN OF SALEM THE SHOW!
DAVINA: So let's meet our contestants, shall we?
DAVINA: Wiki user icon and could even roast fucking Zingbot, it's the legend herself: MANDY!
MANDY: yeah hi lmao
DAVINA: So Mandy, what role do you think you'll be?
MANDY: idfk i have no idea how to play this bs but we all know im gonna win liek
DAVINA: Hmm k step inside the town whore and wait for the role ceremony
MANDY: um
DAVINA: OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS A NOTORIOUS BACKGROUND STEALER, BUT SHE WAS FORCED TO PLAY THIS GAME IN ORDER TO NOT GO TO BUSTED JAIL, IT'S ANGIE!
ANGIE: HI I GOT A NEW HAIRC--
DAVINA: nope
Davina runs away from the stage. TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIE--
DAVINA: ok now that that bitch has went inside the room *rip mandy* lets meet this next contestant and he is... gay. PLEASE WELCOME TOM
Tom comes in lookin fly with his pink polo shirt.
TOM: RANTARO AMAMI PLEASE FUCK ME HUMP ME AND SPANK ME
RANTARO: AFTER U WIN BBY
TOM: YAS OMG
DAVINA: So Tom, what do you think your role will be?
TOM: um.................amazing
DAVINA: just step inside the fucking room
Tom goes into the room.
DAVINA: next contestant basic jk shes beautiful (and will probs be robbed) please welcome CLAIRE
Claire comes in cosplaying as Tsumugi Shirogane.
CLAIRE: yo
DAVINA: So Claire, what do you think your role will be?
CLAIRE: idk maybe the survivor
DAVINA: k same go to the room please
DAVINA: NOW OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING KWEEN OF ROBLOX AND SHE CBA AND CONSTANTLY SMH PLEASE WELCOME CRIM
CRIM: 2009 tho beautiful
DAVINA: same
CRIM: the flashbacks MY FIRST KISS WENT A LITTLE LIKE THIS
DAVINA: So what do you think your role will b--
CRIM: TOM U LITTLE CUNT U BETTER GIVE ME THE FUCKING GODFATHER U LITTLE SHITHOLE
DAVINA: omg iconic
CRIM: omg ikr
Davina and Crim become best friends and do best friend stuff idfk.
CRIM: SO LIEK IM STEPPING INSIDE THE ROOM YAS KWEEN
DAVINA: BYE BOO
Crim enters the room.
DAVINA: oh whats that you thought you were free from the cancer just bc i introduced you to 3 lovely people in a row WELL MEET JIGGERITA
JIGGERITA: we're the matrix bitch..... our sock world cant compare to you filthy humans
DAVINA: bitch shut the fuck up and tell me what you think your role will be
JIGGERITA: A sock.
DAVINA: just go inside the room already
DAVINA: NEXT CONTESTANT THE COUPLE THAT EVERYONE DOESNT BOTHER TO SHIP EVEN THO THEYRE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER BUT IN THE WORST WAYS BC THEY ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE PLEASE WELCOME ULISES AND VERSACE
ULISES: Hi I'm a snake
VERSACE: I'm just not even gonna bother with you basics... Because as my BFF Neda says it, I ONLY SUPPORT STRONG WOMEN WHO EMPOWER EACH OTHER AND DONT CALL EACH OTHER "DUMB BETCHES"
NEDA: PREACH
IKA: I promise you are going to live a sad sad life
DAVINA: well id ask you what you think your roles should be but idc NEXT CONTESTANT
VERSACE (whispering to Ulises): this dumb bitch i fucking cant when does she die
Versace and Ulises go into the room.
DAVINA: SO HERES AN ICON he takes no bullshit from riley dennis and he will fuck your sugar daddy, PLEASE WELCOME MICHAEL
MICHAEL: YAS BITCH
DAVINA: So Michael, what do you think will be your role?
MICHAEL: idfk but id love to be an sk so i can murder all the basics from this game
DAVINA: YAS ok step inside
Michael goes to the room.
DAVINA: NEXT FUCKING CONTESTANT IS A GUCCI FLIP FLOP ADDICT, WHICH MAKES SENSE BC HE IS A FUCKING FLOP, WELCOME CONNOR
CONNOR: im gonna die right
DAVINA: yes you is
CONNOR: IM STILL ICONIC RIGHT
DAVINA: no u isnt
Connor steps inside the room crying.
DAVINA: Next up is the ULTIMATE BTS STAN, BELA
BELA: fuck kawaii off
DAVINA: im sorry tf did you just say to me
BELA: its joke
DAVINA: so what do you think your role should be?
BELA: a weeaboo
DAVINA: go inside the fucking room please
Bela goes into the room.
DAVINA: NEXT CONTESTANT ugh u know what we dont have anymore iconic people left so lets just roll with them
FEARLESS DIVA: IM FEARLESS DIVA AND IM YOUR INFERNO, SPEAKING OF INFERNO TUESDAYS ON 9PM, YOU DONT WANNA WATCH IT BUT I CASTED SOME GOOD OLD EYE CANDY
WES: AND IM HER SIDEHOE
STEPH: lowkey forgot who i am OMG SO FETCH but im a cunt
RICKY: armpits ooh yeah baby
WUBBZY: isis
DAVINA: AND THIS IS TOWN OF SALEM. Now proceed to the Role Ceremony!
=== ROLE CEREMONY ===
The contestants are all in a room, talking to each other.
DAVINA: hoes there is a role generator right across the room so this is how its gonna work you are going to spin that wheel and get a piece of expensive paper where your role is written. you cannot show this to any other contestant, oks? and if youre like godfather it will come to your attention whos the other mafia ok lets
Everyone spins it.
DAVINA: Ok youre all done good, so this is Classic and for now we are revealing all the roles: we got
* Sheriff
* Doctor
* Investigator
* Jailor
* Medium
* Godfather
* Framer
* Executioner
* Escort
* Mafioso
* Lookout
* Serial Killer
* Town Killing
* Jester
* Random Town
DAVINA: Get ready hoes, this is TOWN OF SALEM!
MORE TO BE ADDED LATER RIP