We'd Like to Thank You, Freddy Fazbear (Johnsonverse)

"We'd Like to Thank You, Freddy Fazbear" is a song released as part of the Chuck E. Cheese's 40 Years of Fun showtape, as well as a standalone music video. It is a parody of "We'd Like to Thank You, Herbert Hoover" from the 1977 Annie musical and involves all three of the main ShowBiz Pizza Time bands (Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band, The Rock-afire Explosion, and Ho-kago Tea Time) directly addressing the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise and the effect it has had on the perception of animatronic bands.
== Lyrics ==
* Chuck E.: Once we were seen as a one-off joke
* Munch: But now we're seen as frightening!
* Pasqually: They forgot all the fun we gave-a them...
* Jasper: The songs we would sing!
* Rolfe: We were fading into the abyss
* Looney Bird: Doomed to rot in obscurity
* Billy Bob: But somehow the alternative's worse:
* Chuck E., Munch, Pasqually, Jasper, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, and Earl: Five Nights at Freddy's! We'd like to thank you, Freddy Fazbear For uprooting subconscious fearsWe'd like to thank you, Freddy FazbearRight from the bottom of our gears!
* Jasper: We appreciate imitation
* Earl: Sincerest form of flattery
* Chuck E., Munch, Pasqually, Jasper, Billy Bob, Looney Bird, Rolfe, and Earl: But all the fans you're getting, Freddy Should belong
* Rolfe (spoken): To me!
* Earl: Ugh...
* Mr. Munch: The internet is full of fandoms
* Looney Bird: Lots of fangirls and fanboys
* Chuck E.: The problem is that they're forgetting
* Billy Bob: We're the real McCoys!
* Earl: The YouTube comments on our footage Compare us to them constantly
* Rolfe: Well, to you fans, just know without us Where would that game be?
* (The rest of Chuck E.'s Pizza Time Band and The Rock-afire Explosion, as well as all of Ho-kago Tea Time, join in)
* All: Hey, Freddy! We don't want to sound like we're bitterBut we're bad at this whole facade
* Munch: We'll try to find something nice to say...
* Rolfe: That chicken does have a nice bod
* (Earl stares at him in shock for making such a comment)
* Fatz: Yes, jealousy is unbecoming
* Dook: But can you blame us, all in all?
* All: While you've got glory, life for us is...
* Helen: The pits with no ball!
* All: We'd like to thank you, Freddy Fazbear
* Yui: Thank you, Freddy!
* All: To prove we think that you're alright Come down to see us, the pizza's free, justTry to survive one good night!
* (Cut to Ho-kago Tea Time brandishing various weapons: Yui is carrying a sword, Mio wields a Team Fortress 2 flamethrower, Ritsu holds up an AK-47, Mugi brandishes an axe, Azusa twirls a sledgehammer, and Ui raises a meat cleaver)
* Yui, Mio, Ritsu, Mugi, Azusa, and Ui (spoken): Come and get it, Fred!
* (Ritsu fires off a single round on the last note)
* Yui: So, what now?
* Mio: We kick this before it becomes a bad habit.
* Mugi: Way ahead of you.
* (The girls all throw their weapons down, and walk off the screen, their voices trailing off)
* Ritsu: So, which one of us could take on Freddy and his goons?
* Ui: Eh, probably Mugi. She's the strongest of us all.
* Mugi: Yeah, I'd probably destroy them. With kindness. And lots of sweets.
* Yui: I love a good bribe!
* Azusa: It worked on you, didn't it?
* (A door is heard closing, and the segment ends. The Wink plays.)
== Voice cast ==
* Aaron Fechter as Billy Bob Brockali, Looney Bird, Rolfe DeWolfe, and Earl Schmerle
* Duncan Brannan as Chuck E. Cheese
* John Bowen as Mr. Munch and Munch Jr.
* Earl Fisher as Pasqually P. Pieplate and Reggie Bird
* Jeremy Blaido as Jasper T. Jowls
* Karlisa Burleson as Helen Henny
* Jaret Reddick as Crusty T. Cat
* Annagrey Wiechman as Harmony Howlette
* Burt Wilson as Fatz Geronimo, RAE Sun, and RAE Moon
* Rick Bailey as Beach Bear
* Duke Chauppetta as Dook LaRue
* Sarah Locke as Mitzi Mozzarella Jr.
* Shalisa Sloan James as Mitzi Mozzarella Sr.
* Jeff Howell as Uncle Klunk
* Shawn Fernandez as Fernando Foz
* Stephanie Sheh as Yui Hirasawa and Mary Mopsey
* Cristina Valenzuela as Mio Akiyama
* Cassandra Lee Morris as Ritsu Tainaka
* Shelby Lindley as Tsumugi "Mugi" Kotobuki
* Christine Marie Cabanos as Azusa Nakano
* Xanthe Huynh as Ui Hirasawa
* Stephanie Nadolny as Building
* Chris Hill as CEPTB Moon
* Christopher Sabat as Pizzacam
* Kate Bristol as Wendy Warblette and Singing Flowers
* Tia Ballard as Whitney Warblette
* Taylor Fono as Wilma Warblette
* Kira Buckland as Melody Mopsey
* Clarine Harp as Miley Mopsey
==Gallery==
File:RAES intro 6.png|Rolfe singing
File:Raesintloon.png|Looney Bird singing
File:Billy Bob RAES intro.png|Billy Bob singing
File:CEC Freddy still.jpeg|Image of Freddy Fazbear
File:Earl closeup.png|Earl singing
File:Chica image Rolfe line.jpg|Image of Chica used as Rolfe sings about her
File:RAES intro 2.png|Fatz singing
File:RAES intro 3.png|Dook singing
== Trivia ==
* The music video is entirely shot with animatronics (rather than walkarounds or animation) to fit the song's message.
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Category:ShowBiz Pizza Time, Inc. (Johnsonverse)