Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was once a famous grunge singer, was once turned into a cat by Scaffer, and is now a horrifying abomination of pure agony spawned by Judge Holden. He has some banger songs like Heart-Shaped Box, In Bloom, and Smells Like Teen Spirit, but we can't play any of them or we'll catch the Copyright and DIE.
== Biography ==
Kurt Cobain was born in Washingmachine State, and lived a mostly unremarkable life, where he went to UnSchool and got bullied by all the rich kids, until he started a band called Nirvana with some other guys nobody cares about. Kurt faked his own death in 1994 because of his mounting drug charges, but was secretly performing underground with a bunch of weirdos just like him. During one of these concerts, Scaffer pulled some of his crap and turned Kurt into a Bengal cat. He was adopted in 2011 by some random woman, but something weird happened one day.
Scaffer came back, unaware of the vendetta Kurt held for him. When he arrived at the home of Alyssa Ramirez (Kurt's owner), he could hear screaming. He ran in and was greeted by a huge man with a coat and wide-brimmed hat and a gangly yellow creature next to him, feeding on her intestines. That... that thing was Kurt. He turned to look at Scaffer, insisting that he didn't have a gun, before blowing Scaffer's brains out with a Glock.
Nowadays, Kurt roams the sinister underbelly of UnAmerica, terrorizing all who try to drag him back to where he was before. He also may or may not be Judge Holden's slave.
== Trivia ==
* Before turning into a cat, he narrowly avoided being turned into one of Weegee’s minions.
* He is actually really chill around his fans.
* So far, he has a confirmed kill streak of 2.
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