Super Plumber Squad Show

== Season 1 Episode 1: Pathetic Plumbers ==
Note: Characters who die come back alive in the next episode, obviously
Intro
It's the... Super Plumber Squad Show
It's so phenomenal
Our cast is extremely crazy!
There's:
Mario, Peach and Daisy, Toad and Luigi, Bowser and Bowser Jr. too!
It's the Super Plumber Squad Show
It's so incredible
Our cast is more than so-so
8-bit, 64, energetic and more, always ending with the status quo!
It's the Super.. Plumber Squad... SHOW!!!
Mario: Let's-a go!
(it's the morning in Peach's Castle)
(Peach walks to the bathroom and washes her face, but it spews all over her)
(Then, Luigi goes to the kitchen and then turns on the tap, but it doesn't work, he tries hitting the sink, which causes lots of water to splash him away, he crashes into the wall)
(Finally, Toad walks to the water jug and pours water into his cup, but the water goes through the cup, he sees that there's a hole through the bottom of the cup)
Toad: oh
(Toad walks up to Peach)
Toad: Peach, the water is going... awry!
Peach: Yeah, I've noticed that too, my dress is all wet
Luigi: The water attacked me!
(Luigi falls to the ground)
Luigi: OW!!
(Mario comes in)
Mario: Such a shame, at least I don't need water, just food.
(Peach turns on the tap and water splashes on Mario and he crashes to the wall, he lands on Luigi)
Luigi: OW!
Mario: ughh, anyways, time for my breakfast!
(Mario looks through the cabinet)
Mario: Let's-a go, Spaghettio's!!
(Peach grabs Mario and Luigi)
Peach: Oh no you don't, Mario. You two are going underground and fix those pipes!
Mario: Will I get paid?
Peach: With a kiss!
Mario: I suppose not.
Peach: Have fun, plumbers!
(Peach throws them into a mine cart)
(They start to ride down)
Mario: WOO-HOO!!
Luigi: MARIO!! THIS IS TOO FAST!!
Mario: I know right!
(They twist and they turn on the track, a sign comes ahead)
Mario: Duck
Luigi: Ooh, where?
(Luigi gets hit by the sign)
Mario: Duck
Luigi: Where? Where?
(Luigi gets hit by the sign)
Mario: Duck
Luigi: OK, now I know you're lying
(A duck attacks Luigi)
Luigi: MARIO, AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
(The track ends and the mine cart stops)
Luigi: Ooh, Mario, I'm so excited about our epic adventure, but mostly scared
Mario: Ooh, Luigi, I'm going home!
Luigi: What? Why?!
Mario: Peach took me away for this stupid quest, I should be at the Castle, munching on Spaghettio's. Hasta la vista La-uigi-
(Mario falls down in a large hole)
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Luigi: M-Mario? Mario, where are you?!
(Luigi looks around and starts hallucinating)
(He sees ghosts)
Ghost: Come with us Luigi, COME WITH USSS
Luigi: NO!! Huh??
(Luigi sees Professor E. Gadd)
Professor E. Gadd: Your brother is dead. And he never got to eat the Spagettio's
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! MARIO!!!
(Luigi starts running away, whilst the ghosts follow him)
Ghosts: COME WITH US! COME WITH US!
(Luigi trips over and falls into lava)
Luigi: NOOO!!!
(Later, in Peach's Castle)
Toad (dancing and singing off-key while wearing sunglasses): We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh) Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt yo-
Peach: Toad! Can you do the universe a favor and help Mario and Luigi. I have a feeling that they messed up
Toad: You can count on the Toad-meister!
(Toad flies away whilst leaving a rainbow trail and goes into the cave)
(Mario wakes up)
Mario: Uggh, I think I hit my head to hard on the ground. Ah well, I'll just go to sleep.
(Mario sleeps)
Monty Mole King: OI.
Mario: Snorreee, spaghetti, snoreeee, spaghetti
Monty Mole King: OI!
(Mario is still sleeping)
Monty Mole King: OI!!
(Mario yawns)
Mario: Buongiorno!
Monty Mole King: Wot are you doin' in our terf?!
Mario: Terf? This is my sleep spot and YOU'RE in it.
Monty Mole King: Me and my loyal subjects don't take kindly to fat plumbers.
Mario: Oh, so you're fat-shaming now? Well I guess we now know who's the more mean one here
Monty Mole King: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! LOYAL SUBJECTS, ATTACK!!
Mario: Mama Mia!
(Mario runs away and the Monty Moles chase him)
(He then jumps into a hole out of the 8 others, a Monty Mole gets a hammer and starts hitting the holes, Mario dodges it)
Mario: Hahaha, you Monty Morons!
(The hammer hits Mario and he gets a tall bump on his head)
Mario: GaMe oVeR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQnZeQKV4PU (Super Mario Sunshine: Game Over)
(He goes unconscious)
Later....
(Mario wakes up and finds himself to be tied next to Luigi)
Luigi: MARIO, YOU'RE ALIVE!
Mario: How great to see you too, Luigi
Monty Mole King (while stirring the lava pot): HAHAHAHA, HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS, SUPER MARIO MORON!
Mario: Any last words before we get eaten?
Luigi: Wait, we're gonna get EATEN? And just before I thought you were dead! (Luigi starts crying)
Mario: When I asked you to say your last words, they're meant to be MEANINGFUL.
(Toad comes flying in)
Toad: Toad to the rescue!!
Luigi + Mario (cheerful): OH, TOAD!
(Toad crashes into Mario and Luigi, the rope rips, Mario lands on the ground, but Luigi falls into the lava pot)
Mario (pitiful): Oh Toad.
(Toad tips the lava pot over, which touches the Monty Moles, they start screaming and start breaking into a lot of pipes)
(Water spews everywhere and it floods the entire mine)
(The floor in Peach's castle gets destroyed)
Peach: AHHHHHH!!!
(It starts to flood quickly)
Peach: Mario, what did you do?!
Mario: Nothing, nothing at all! By the way, can I have my Spaghettio's now before they soggy?
(The entire castle gets filled with water)
(Skeleton Luigi is seen swimming away from the Monty Moles)
Toad: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!
Peach (wearing a snorkel): How can you breathe underwater?
Toad: Oh yeah, I never realized that-
(Toad drowns and dies)
(Episode ends)