Fantendo Fighters/Climber Chats

==Unten==
*Lolo: Wow! It’s Unten! The mascot of Fantendo!
*General Climber: He’s one of the last members of the Beorn tribe! He’s a very balanced fighter so he doesn’t have many advantages or disadvantages.
*Nana: Aww! He’s so cute I wish I could just reach out and touch him!
*General Climber: I wouldn’t do that, he’s a very close range character so getting in too close will make you a sorry climber! In fact, he was given the power to defeat Deities, which are extremely powerful foes!
*Condor: He's not exactly the toughest looking opponent, considering he’s just a blue teddy bear!
*Popo: Remind me to buy a new can of Condor-Repellant!
*Lala: I’ve heard he was saved by someone named Dongorio when he was just an infant! Is this true?
*Popo: Well, that’s the legend, but who knows if it’s true!
*Lolo: I can't wait to take this guy on!
*Condor: And then you'll just lose 10 seconds later...
*General Climber : Condor's probably right.
*Lolo & Lala : HEY!
==Fyre==
*Lolo: Hey, who’s that kid? 
*General Climber: That’s Fyre. As you can probably guess, his main attacks involve fire. 
*Condor: Thanks for the News Flash, General Obvious! 
*General Climber: As I was saying, Fyre can use a variety of fire attacks that he keeps up his sleeve, including Fire Toss, Fireball Rush, and Fire Tornado! 
*Nightblaze: And he’s the best of the best! He’s very swift, and his fire ability is no joke! 
*Nana: We all know you're one of Fyre's allies, but if I’m correct I’ve heard that he has low defense? 
*Nightblaze: Well, yes, it’s true! 
*Popo: You’ve got this guy no problem! 
*Lala: That’s easy for you to say! Your main powers involve ice, which is melted by heat. 
*Popo: So, you can use your Dark Jump to avoid his fire, than hit him with Dark Shot to make him unconscious! 
*General Climber: Then charge up your Dark Beam! Good plan Popo! 
*Condor: Good, but not good enough! Lolo and Lala definitely aren’t skilled enough to pull THAT off! 
*Lolo: Who’s side are you on?! 
*Nightblaze: Wait, we both use dark magic! 
*Lala: And? 
*Nightblaze: I just wanted to point that out...
==Blade==
*Lolo: Hmmm… 
*General Climber: What’s wrong, Lolo? 
*Lolo: I’m hungry… 
*Popo: Really! 
*Condor: If you’re hungry for defeat, then you’ve come to the right opponent. 
*Lala: General Climber, what do you know about this foe? 
*General Climber: Honestly, not that much! But it seems Condor knows a lot about him! 
*Condor: Oh, I do! But, do you think I’d just tell? 
*Nana: Nope! That’s why I studied Blade last night! He is a very close range fighter, with absolutely no projectiles, so shooting from a distance is key with this fighter! 
*Condor: How convenient that you are telling these two bothers about their opponent.
*Popo: His Leaf Blade is a powerful slash move with a plant aspect! 
*Nana: He can also use Night Slash on opponents! 
*General Climber: Can you come over and teach me more about this foe? 
*Nana: Sure! 
*Lolo: I just have one question. 
*Nana: What is it? 
*Lolo: Where is my snack? 
*Condor: OH, COME ON! 
*General Climber: A true fighter never gets hungry during a fight! 
*Lolo: HEY! ARE THOSE CHIPS YOUR EATING? 
*General Climber: Uh... no.
==Bowie==
*Lolo: A teddy bear? Not exactly the most intimidating opponent. 
*General Climber: Well, yes, Bowie is a teddy bear. 
*Condor: I bet he’s stronger than YOU! 
*Popo: Anyway, Bowie can attack using rocks and physical moves 
*Lala: So… he’s a physical teddy bear that attacks you with rocks… remind me never to buy another green teddy bear… 
*General Climber: He also has bow & arrows and elemental powers! 
*Lolo: I get it! Looks can be deceiving! 
*Nana: He also- 
*Lolo: I don’t care, Nana! 
*Nana: has poor defenses. 
*Lala: Finally, some good news! 
*Lolo: Yay!
==Ashe==
*Lolo: If I’m not mistaken, that’s Ashe, correct? 
*General Climber: Yep! He’s Bowie’s son, and is ready to put on a fight! 
*Condor: Not exactly the BEST father son bonding time… But there is worse! 
*Nana: Ashe’s the complete OPPOSTITE of Bowie. He has great defenses but terrible physical power! 
*Lala: Hard to believe they’re related! 
*Popo: Back to the fight! Ashe can use his Ashe Arrow to hit you from a distance! 
*Lolo: Boy, do people come up with the best names for weapons.
*General Climber: His main element is water! He uses this in a variety of attacks! 
*Nana: I hear he’s always depicted as lazy! Since when is using hydrokinesis lazy? 
*Lala: I don’t know, but I guess it explains why he has poor physical power! 
*General Climber: He’s known to be savage to intruders, so you must be able to use your Dark Shot at the right time! 
*Condor: Ha! I like this guy! 
*Popo: Why do we even let you in here, Condor?
==Sketch==
*Popo: Wow, an ordinary painter. This fight will certainly be easy. 
*Lolo: Hey, I had the same thought! 
*General Climber: That’s no ordinary Painter, nor paintbrush 
*Lala: What do you mean? 
*General Climber: This is Sketch. His paintbrush, the Soul Brush, contains the power of Pincelle. Pincelle's a spirit of an Artizzian 
*Lolo: Wow, that’s dark. Even for me! 
*Condor: I hope you like being colorful, because he knows how to shoot paint! 
*Lala: Well, I have been getting tired of the color grey. 
*Nana: Glad I’m not there! Pink is my favorite color! 
*Lolo: Honestly, I think you’d look better in red. 
*General Climber: Either way, just watch your parkas. They’ll get more color then a coloring book within seconds!
==Jake==
*Lolo: Wait, isn’t that Jake? 
*General Climber: Yep! He’s the ninth Twelfth of the Al’s inside a computer program. 
*Nana: Fun fact! Did you know he’s the ninth Twelfth because his birthday is September 1st? 
*Lala: Yes, we knew that.
*Lolo: We know a lot about him. 
*Popo: Enough fun facts. Let’s get back to the fight at hand. 
*General Climber: He’s not a good fighter on his own, so he can summon many enemies he’s encountered over the years. He’s also a top-tier hacker! 
*Condor: Ha! Even the BEST hacker ever couldn’t make you two better fighters! 
*Lala: Why do you guys let Condor in here anyway? 
*General Climber: He’s like a cockroach. No matter what you do, you can’t get rid of him! When you get back, you’ll learn to live with it. 
*Popo: We all had to. 
*Lolo: I really hope I can get his autograph after the fight 
*Nana: It probably won't be much trouble for him.
==Kid Kiba==
*Lolo: GAH! A vampire! 
*Popo: That’s Kid Kiba. Why are you so jumpy? 
*Lala: Ever since he was a kid, he’s had a fear of vampires. 
*General Climber: That aside, he’s a very proficient flyer. He can turn into a bat to fly higher. 
*Lolo: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalala 
*Condor: And he can bit you and suck your blood taking your health and replenishing his! He’s also very swift so he can reach you on the battlefield in no time. 
*Lolo: Stop! STOP! 
*Lala: Condor, quite scaring Lolo. 
*Condor: It’s so much fun! I should have used this against him when we battled!
*Nana: Next time you fight Kid Kiba, I’ll get you a special medicine that makes him look like a teddy bear. 
*Lolo: N-Next time?!?! *Gulp*
==Bombell==
*Popo: Hold on! This guy looks like a cross between a Boo and a Bob-Omb!
*Lolo: What kind of mutant is this? 
*General Climber: Haha! That’s Bombell! He’s a Bomb Boo and loves puzzle games! 
*Nana: You’d think a Boo that can explode would like something other than puzzles! 
*Condor: Well, at least he CAN do puzzles. You guys are so dumb, I’d be surprised if you could beat one for ages 3 and under! 
*Lala: Said the Condor with a brain the size of a pea! 
*Condor: My brain is much bigger! How do you think I come up with all of these insults? 
*Popo: Internet? 
*General Climber: Anyway, back to the fight! He knows how to explode! And it will hurt! 
*Nana: He also takes recoil damage from exploding, sort of like a certain Pokémon when it uses electric attacks.
*Lolo: I don’t get it! How does someone from a puzzle game join the fight?
*Condor: How do wimps like you get into the fight?
*Nana: I guess you kinda walked into that one. 
*Popo: He also has good range because he can shoot Bomblobs, too. 
*Lala: I guess you could say he’s a bit of a fuse head, am I right? 
*General Climber: Never tell another joke again.
==Alice Harumi==
*Lolo: Wh-who is she? 
*General Climber: That’s Alice Harumi, the master of spring! 
*Lolo: So, if I gave her flowers, she’d be happy? 
*Nana: Does somebody have a crush? 
*Lolo: …. 
*Popo: Earth to Lolo! 
*Condor: What’s the problem? He’s always like this. Empty minded. 
*Lolo: Uh… I do not have a crush on her! 
*Nana: I do like her dress. It’s pretty! 
*General Climber: She can make patches of cherries petals that slow you down, and is very balanced. 
*Lolo: Yeah, yeah. I have a question. 
*Popo: What is it? 
*Lolo: Is she single? 
*Nana: So you do have a crush! 
*Lolo: I do not!
==Reptflux==
*Lolo: This fighter is very creepy… 
*General Climber: This is Reptflux. He’s the most powerful creature in the universe! 
*Condor: How funny! We have the strongest AND the weakest fighters! 
*General Climber: : Don’t worry. When joining the battle, he was forced to constrain his power so he doesn't dominate every fighter he comes up against.
*Lala: That’s a relief! 
*Popo: His eye is his weak point. Try to shoot Dark Shot from midair into his eye. That’ll ruin his day! 
*Nana: You will need to use a lot of Dark Shot and Dark Beam because if you touch him, you take a little bit of damage. 
*Lolo: Got it! 
*General Climber: Did you know he’s made out of pure energy? 
*Condor: Something you two don’t have! 
*Lolo: You're starting to lose your good insults, Condor. 
*Condor: Well... you two are as good of a fighter as you are with good fashion. You stink! Darn! I'm losing my touch!
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