Ask Purple! Episode Three

I did it again. You're welcome :)
== Transcript ==
(We see Purps in the lounge chair again)
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Purps: Oh hi SBFW, didn’t see you guys there. It’s been a while, and I can’t wait to answer your guys questions! First question here is from FireMatch. What’s your opinion on Yellow266?
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(Purps grabs a loaded shotgun)
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Purps: I just remembered that I uhhhhhhhhh need to go hunting.
(Purps walks away from the camera and a gunshot is heard followed by a shrill scream and squelching noises)
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Purps: To answer your question, Yellow266 is a very special LIVING member of this community. He is alive. Such a cool kid. Next question! This one is from SuperJoeyBros9, what’s your top ten anime battles? Okay let me go off the top of my head.
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10 - SpongeBob vs Patrick in the sandcastle episode of SpongeBob
9 - Matchy vs Jasbre every day in the discord crib
8 - Cy the O’Hare Delivery Guy vs Mr. O’Hare from the popular anime, The Lorax
7 - My dog vs the Neighbor’s dog earlier today outside of my house
6 - PewDiePie vs T-Series from last year
5 - Dean vs Alternate Michael in Supernatural  
4 - Iron Man vs Superman from an unreleased movie
3 - My internet history vs my parents from today
2 - Phil Swift vs Thanos from the most popular movie ever, Flexvengers
1 - Coronavirus vs the world
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(Purps coughs)
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Purps: Hahahaha I’m fine. Next question! From SwedishWalrus, is it possible to hold your breath for 11 minutes?
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(Purps starts holding his breath until he turns blue)
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Purps: No. This question comes from CrazySponge, Can I have uh a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra singles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim. Who do I look like, Gordon Ramsey?
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(A fire starts in Purps’ kitchen followed by WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK - cut to advertisement)
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Random Druggie: I can?
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Random Fat Person: WOAH, I NEED IT!
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Voice Over: Yeah you do pal. Buy now! We need the money to pay for the inevitable lawsuits!
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(Cut back to Purps who’s hair is now burned off)
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Purps: Had a little accident with the Jew oven. One of them tried to escape. Hey cameraman can you start rolling the camera again?
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Cameraman: It’s already going.
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Purps: Okay.
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(Purps grabs a blade, stands up, and a scream is heard as the camera gets specks of blood on it and he sits back down)
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Purps: looks like i’m doing this by myself now. :)
(Purps looks around at the destruction and sighs)
Purps: Our next question is from CartoonGuy277. Have you ever eaten a mutant ladybug? 
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(Purps points at the camera)
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Purps: Yes I have. It changes you for life. Don’t do it. Please. Please don’t ever do it. Next question is from Locknloaded23. What’s your favorite CoS episode you didn’t write? My answer to that is Feathered Felons. Such a funny haha episode. Our next question is from JustYes, do you have a butcher’s knife or an axe? Well I have both. The axe is for when I want it to be quick and the butcher’s knife is for when I want it to be slow. Of course I’m talking about when I chop down trees!
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(Blood drips down the screen)
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Purps: Ignore that. Today’s final question also comes from JustYes, are you going to answer any time soon? Well it took ten months and you are now inactive, but yes. Yes I will.
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