The Aged Sage

The Aged Sage is older than time itself. He is older than infinity years old - even being older than the concept of age. Before the creation of the omniverse, the Aged Sage was present. He has witnessed countless events unfold in the XTREM3 G0D$ verse.
However, despite being so old and experiencing so many things, he is not smart at all. In fact, he is irrelevant, as after the creation of the omniverse, FR00BY F4CE took away all his intelligence, strength, and abilities. Why did he do this? Well, it all goes back to the beginning of time. 
After the omniverse was created, the Aged Sage claimed that it was his property, while FR00BY F4CE claimed it was his. So, the Aged Sage challenged FR00BY F4CE to a game rock paper scissors to best out of five rounds. FR00BY F4CE agreed, and the two faced off. At first, it seemed that FR00BY F4CE was going to win, as he had won two rounds already and only needed one more to win the entire thing. However, the Aged Sage was sneaky and decided to cheat. He waited an infinitesimal fraction of a second for FR00BY F4CE to put out his hand, and then chose a move to counter it. However, FR00BY F4CE already knew this because he is omniscient, so he immediately caught the Aged Sage cheating. As a punishment, he stripped the Aged Sage of all his powers, turning him forever into a fodder. He also cursed the Aged Sage to live forever but always live a sad, pathetic life.
Now, the Aged Sage simply exists, wandering here and there for eternity. He watches as powerful entities and civilizations come and go, as universes are created and destroyed, as timelines begin and end. He cannot think about it, because he is stupid and doesn't know how to think. He cannot do anything about it either, because he does not know how to do anything, nor does he have the ability to, since he is a fodder. He is eternally irrelevant, as no one ever remembers who he is. He is simply referred to as "that guy". He is... an idiot.
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