The Extra Limb

The Extra Limb is the twenty-second episode and the fourth episode of Season Two in Welcome to Fancyland!. It was written by FireMatch.
==Plot==
Patrick grows a third arm, and has fun with it... until it turns against him.
==Synopsis==
Patrick is seen inside his rock, dipping his hand into a bowl of lard.
“I love eating lard,” Patrick says as he sucks the lard off his hand. “Not as good as butter, though. Mmm, butter…”
Just then, Patrick’s arm starts to shake on its own.
“Wh- what’s going on?! Am I possessed?”
Then, his arm splits into two arms.
“One, two, that’s TWO arms on one arm! I gotta show SpongeBob!”
Patrick runs off. Cut to SpongeBob making a golden tinfoil hat in his room.
“Yarr, matey, with this here golden crown, I will rule the seven seas!” SpongeBob says with a pirate accent. He laughs, and so does Gary who is nearby.
“Don’t confuse that with people who use KrabCartoon for TV shows. Those people are terrible.” 
Patrick opens the door to SpongeBob’s house.
“SpongeBob, I have something to show you!” Patrick yells.
“Be there in a minute!” SpongeBob says.
As Patrick waits for SpongeBob to get downstairs, he chews bubblegum for a few seconds. Then SpongeBob arrives.
“Whatcha got, Patrick?” he asks. “Wait, why do you have THREE arms?!”
“That's what I wanted to show you! It's freaky isn't it?”
“Very freaky. Patrick, how did this even happen?”
“I was eating my usual bowl of lard, when suddenly my arm split in two. Think of how much more stuff I can fit into my mouth now!”
“Patrick, I think you need help.”
“Pfft, nah. SpongeBoob-” Patrick laughs at his mistake. “SpongeBoob! I called you it again!” Patrick starts rolling on the floor laughing, while SpongeBob sighs.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” SpongeBob says.
Cut to Patrick eating popcorn in front of the TV.
“Man, it’s a lot easier to eat more popcorn at once with an extra hand,” Patrick says.
Cut to Patrick cleaning up his house with three hands.
“Wait, I don’t clean my house.” Patrick immediately drops his vacuum, mop, and sweeper.
Cut to Patrick knocking on Squidward’s door with three hands.
“Knock, knock, KNOCK!” Patrick yells.
Squidward is heard grumbling as he opens the door.
“What?!” Squidward demands. He then sees Patrick’s extra limb, and his eyes pop out. “I’m gonna go bleach my eyes.” Squidward picks up his eyes and goes back inside.
Patrick laughs on the floor. Cut to Patrick burping the ABC’s.
“A… B… URP! I did it! I burped the alphabet!” Patrick says happily.
Suddenly, Patrick’s third arm slaps him in the face.
“Hey! What was that for?!” Patrick says angrily.
No response from the arm.
“No response, huh? Well, take this!” Patrick pulls off his extra arm, and it squiggles around the room.
“Oh, this isn’t good.”
The arm knocks over Patrick’s TV, shattering it into pieces.
“My new butter TV!” Patrick yells. “That’s it!”
Patrick pulls the plug off a lamp in the room and tries to hit the runaway arm with it. The arm is too fast though, and Patrick ends up smashing his wall instead.
“There's a hole in my wall!” Patrick says.
The arm makes its way inside the hole and moves on.
“Hey, I thought we were friends! Don't you dare go into my bathroom! My butter collection is in there!”
Cut to Patrick's arm crawling into the bathtub. Patrick barges through the door just as it crawls inside.
“Hey! What did I just say?!” Patrick yells.
The arm hisses at Patrick and throws a bar of soap in his mouth.
“Mmmph mmmmm!” (Translation: “Translation not found.”)
(Patrick spits out the bar of soap)
“I hope my imaginary audience understood what I said. Taste the wrath of toilet… paper!”
Patrick grabs the roll of toilet paper from the rack, and tries to capture the arm so he can wrap the toilet paper around it. However, the arm is just quick enough to escape his grasp. Patrick then flinches and drops his toilet paper.
“Five second rule!” Patrick tries to grab the toilet paper, but slips on the floor and falls. “Drat! Now I need another one.”
Patrick opens up the tank of his toilet and pulls out a soggy spare roll of toilet paper.
“I was always looking for an excuse to use this!”
However, the arm has escaped the bathroom, and Patrick hears Squidward screaming.
“I'm coming for you, Squidturd! Or was it Squidnerd? I forget.” Patrick gets out of his rock and confronts the monster.
“Patrick, please come get your demon spawn off my nose! I can't handle this lack of oxygen…” Squidward struggles to handle the arm pinching his nose.
Patrick starts thinking, and a cake starts baking inside his head.
“Is your head still under a rock or something? I need help here!” Squidward yells.
The cake is finished baking, and some mini Patricks inside his head start adding the icing and the strawberries.
“Come on…” Patrick says impatiently.
The metaphorical idea cake is finished.
“Eureka!” As Patrick says this, SpongeBob whacks the arm off with a golden spatula.
“Dang it, SpongeBob, you stole my spotlight!” Patrick complains.
“Patrick, you were taking longer to think than my grandma takes to blow out candles at her birthday party.”
“I thought she had good lungs.”
“Get on with it, you two!” Squidward complains.
“I don't wanna say I told you so, but you know how the saying goes…”
“Yeah yeah, you told me so. What’re you gonna do with that arm anyway?”
Squidward snatches the arm from SpongeBob’s grasp.
“After all the misery I've gone through, I think I'm gonna make a casserole,” he says, going back into his house and shutting the door behind him.
“Well, all's well that ends well,” SpongeBob says. “There's still one question left unanswered though: why did your arm mutate?”
“I guess we'll never know the answer,” Patrick says. Pan over to Patrick's buckets of “lard”. The label on one of them falls off to reveal a radioactive symbol.
Cut to Squidward putting salt on the arm in his kitchen. Suddenly the arm comes back to life, grabs the salt shaker from him, and shakes salt all over Squidward, making him scream like a little girl.
“A damsel in distress! I've waited for this moment my whole life! I hope she's hot.” Patrick barges into Squidward’s door, but passes out. The episode ends as Squidward says, “Mommy!”
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