Home Sweet Hell

Home Sweet Hell is the seventh televised episode of Spaced Out. It first aired on May 11th 2017.
==Plot==
As the adventure finally concludes in Cardiff for the Doctor. The others return to Bikini Bottom for a different interpretation of home.
==Transcript==
[The episode begins as the citizens of Cardiff look in the sky as something burns up in the atmosphere.]
SpongeBob: Erm... guys? We're heading into Cardiff.
Aiden: Didn't you say that was were we needed to go?
SpongeBob: I meant for the both of them. It's the end... finally? I'll need to just find a way to park the place.
Aiden: You'd better think it now. I'll remind them. 
[SpongeBob sways the ship to the right as Aiden goes inside the Tardis.]
Aiden: SpongeBob wanted to remind you that we've arrived in Cardiff. He's currently trying to park.
Lilithena: Can't he just park on top of the Millennium Centre and we'd exit out of there?
Aiden: I think he'd want to keep the ship out of accidental stealing. 
Doctor: Don't worry... we have someone there just in case. 
[Outside.]
SpongeBob: Okay. I've got it. 
[He parks it in the car park of Cardiff Town Hall.]
SpongeBob: Right, we're here...
[The Doctor and Lilly exits out of the Tardis to look out of the window.]
Doctor: We're here. But we need something to carry the Tardis. 
SpongeBob: We've got something like a truck... that might do. 
Doctor: Can you drive it?
SpongeBob: Might be able to. Patrick stay here...
[He exits with the Doctor and Lilly with the Tardis. Later, they have it on the back of the truck whilst the hold is opening up to the rest of Cardiff.]
SpongeBob: Wow, the rest of Cardiff's a bit boring... wonder why they built the rift here?
Doctor: Especially if I've been here in 1869.
SpongeBob: Oh, who did you meet?
Doctor: Charles Dickens...
SpongeBob (mumbling): Damn English. 
[He keeps a quiet volume during the rest of the drive which is another 13 minutes. They then 
finally get to Roahl Dahl Plass.]
Doctor: We need this in one certain part otherwise it doesn't work.
SpongeBob: Park it over there?
Doctor: Exactly. We'll all need to carry it now. 
[They all have to as all of them huff and puff when the finally deliver the box.]
Doctor: All's well that ends well. This is goodbye, SpongeBob...
Lilithena: It's not... I don't want it to be. I… want to stay with him.
Doctor: Okay… Then whenever we meet.
Lilithena: I know… I have a mobile. 
Doctor: See you then…
[He waves them two goodbye as he waits for a full minute to dematerlise.]
SpongeBob: Why did you do that?
Lilithena: To say sorry to you truthfully.
[She kisses him for a minute.]
SpongeBob: Let’s get me back home… I’m sure nothing happened in the time that we’d gone.
BIKINI BOTTOM - PRESENT TIME.
[Bikini Bottom is now an apocalyptic place with the Chum Bucket being trashed at the moment.]
Plankton: Thanks Krabs. 
[We see Mr Krabs is trying to make Krabby Patties.]
Plankton: HE’S SELLING KRABBY PATTIES AT THE CHUM BUCKET? Kill him and I’ll do instead.
SpongeBob: I’m not letting you make another profit again after trying to sell your chum at that planet.
Plankton: But it was half price! 
[The Chum Bucket is being trashed at the moment.]
Plankton: Thanks Krabs. 
[We see Mr Krabs is trying to make Krabby Patties.]
Plankton: HE’S SELLING KRABBY PATTIES AT THE CHUM BUCKET? Kill him and I’ll do instead.
SpongeBob: I’m not letting you make another profit again after trying to sell your chum at that planet.
Plankton: But it was half price! Half the price of whatever $4.99 is on that planet.
Lilithena: For whatever that’s worth... That is a good deal.
SpongeBob: How could our wait be this worse for the city? We were only away for at least a week.
Squidward: SpongeBob, we hardly have a calendar in this place. No-one knew what the date was.
Lilithena: It’s the 11th of May 2017. 
Squidward: How do you know that?
Lilithena: Mobile phone.
Plankton: You can hardly get a signal in here.
Lilithena: Universal roaming. Got it with the Doctor.
SpongeBob: We need to get the energy of the Krabby Patties back to save the town. 
Plankton: Really? That’s lame… and even I know that. 
SpongeBob: Well then.. how about you find someone who knows how to make Krabby Patties?
Plankton: I think I know who can!
[They all find a robot that’s offline at the moment.]
Plankton: Found him a while ago, he’s made by a food company called McDonalds. Maybe we can use him to produce these burgers for us. They’ll probably taste the same. 
SpongeBob: Maybe they’ll be a Big Mac.
[Everyone looks at him.]
SpongeBob: Doesn’t matter… You wouldn’t know what they are.
[They switch it on and it’s seen later outside of the ship. It makes it’s way to the Chum Bucket as it bursts in and overrides Mr Krabs job.]
Mr Krabs: What the? It’s doing me job for more time and no monee. This is brilliant, whoever made this should be congratulated for getting me away from this… I can’t cook burgers!
[Everyone starts breaking down the Chum Bucket because of the words that Mr Krabs has said. SpongeBob bursts in.]
SpongeBob: Hey, Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: This.. is all because of you, SpongeBob. That ONE DAY you didn’t turn in for work. 
SpongeBob: Was because I found something better. Now, do you want to stay here or join with me… where you can make a business. 
Mr Krabs: I will miss me daughter. 
SpongeBob: Does she have Skype?
Mr Krabs: Yes…
SpongeBob: Great… that means you’ll be able to talk to her. Now, come on then…!
[The hurry out the back way of the Chum Bucket, away from the crowd as they make their way back to the ship in which the hold door closes.]
Mr Krabs: It’s a bit big… 
SpongeBob: Gives us enough space. By the way… I haven’t seen Patrick anywhere.
[We cut to an image of Aiden inside the robot.]
SpongeBob: Must have gone with the Doctor then… oh well, I’ll miss him.
[He walks back to the control room with Lilithena working at the controls.]
Lilithena: Spare seat… 
SpongeBob: Oh, never noticed that.
Lilithena: No-one ever notices everything…
SpongeBob: Meh… 
Lilithena: Let’s get ‘The Hopeless’ into space again!
SpongeBob: ‘The Hopeless’?
Lilithena: I like it… it fits us all, doesn’t it?
SpongeBob: Yeah…
Lilithena: Next stop…
SpongeBob: Everywhere!
[They get the ship starting to go into the sky, like in the pilot as the episode ends with a shot of the ship entering space.]
==Trivia==
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