JayPeeZee

JayPeeZee was a member who used to be a compulsive liar. His "life story" is an absolute horror story and an abject tragedy - the embodiment of grimdark. Hidden and Eugene tried to console him once, but didn't get far because it was all a farce.
== History ==
Shortly after he joined, many members found his messages in #venting very odd and even contradicting. His behavior was very annoying/spammy with his sporadic activity on the server and his assumed youth, but opinion shifted once the server had a taste of Weedus. JPZ changed on his own anyhow, putting down the act (albeit not a convincing one) and being less edgy and acting more chill.
After the server began complying with ToS in terms of not having members under 13 years old on the server, JPZ left and promised he would come back in a year because "a year later I can come back and I think a year goes by fast".
== "Life Story" ==
Here is a compilation of the things JPZ has claimed during his edgy phase.
*He doesn't have any friends
* He's suicidal, and suicide hotlines no longer work for him
* He lives in the basement of a drug dealer
*He's 21
* He's 17 but unemployed
* He runs away from school and has been reported missing multiple times
* He's adopted
* He's too poor to buy even a burger and milk
* He lives beside gang territory
* He cannot find anybody to buy his artwork
* He lives on a diet of instant noodles
* After he was adopted he was abandoned multiple times.
* He's 17 and pays his own rent.
* He cannot afford to pay for high school.
* There is no public school in his area.
* His old landlord was a pedophile.
* The nearest restaurant was demolished by a gang.
* The nearest city is 7 miles and he cannot conceivably make the trip.
* He's morbidly underweight.
* He lives in Arizona.
*He got COVID-19 (30/1/20). This event resulted in his death.
*He got COVID-19 (05/3/20)
The only silver lining of his entire life was when his foster parents gave him a Ninjago set. He's revealed it was Ninjago City, which is $400 and does not have any of the figures he described owning.
== Theories about his life being a hoax ==
While it is important to remember that everyone has different circumstances and many low-income families do in fact experience these horrible conditions, it is also important to remember that Realms of Ninjago has attracted its fair share of edgelords in the past and pretenders seeking attention. The absolutely awful circumstances Jay claimed to be living in is a fabrication of a pubescent child looking for attention. There are many holes and contradictions to be poked at in the list, and there are many more "fun facts" to be read about this giant fantasy, but it's best not to get too gritty about the details.
However, as stated earlier, it is important to remember that bad things do in fact happen in life and shouldn't be made fun of unless you know for sure someone is lying about these situations for pity.
== Trivia ==
* JPZ has a self-made logo based on the three initials of his username. It's pretty neat!
*JPZ once posted his full address to "prove" he was really from New Zealand. Thankfully, the exact details have been deleted and forgotten.
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