How to Grow a Rubber Chicken Tree

"How to Grow a Rubber Chicken Tree" is a song from the 2018 reboot of Muppet Babies. It is featured in the episode, "Bunsen Knows All". Dr. Bunsen Honeydew explains to the Muppets how rubber chicken trees are grown.
==Lyrics==
Bunsen: So you'd like to grow a rubber chicken tree?
Well, friends, I have good news.
I studied this extensively in rubber chicken school.
Fozzie: Ooh, that's fancy-schmancy!
Bunsen: First, find the spot in the sandbox that's exactly in the middle,
Then dance a goofy dance on it to tenderize the soil.
Grab the shiniest of shovels, everybody gather round,
Because this is definitely something I know everything about.
Now, take one tiny scoop of sand and pass the shovel to your friend
Digging holes all by oneself is something I don't recommend
Drop the egg inside the hole, and to be sure it won't escape
Shovel all that sand back in there at an expedited rate
Muppets: What?
Bunsen: That means quickly.
Muppets: Oh!
Bunsen: Now, squeeze some little droplets from an extra dirty sponge
Rubber chicken trees like water with a little bit of grunge
Dry the sand with a towel, smooth it with a rake, and then wait
Muppets: Okay...
Bunsen: And after 97 seconds, plus or minus two or three
Up from the ground will start to sprout a most majestic sort of tree
And once you lay your eyes upon it, will there be any doubt
That this is absolutely
Bunsen and Fozzie: Positively, definitely, resolutely, definitely something I know (he knows) everything about
Category:Muppet Babies songs
Category:Disney Jr. songs