Ricci's Pizza

The best pizza in town. Period.
Everything’s expensive over at Ricci’s. Best pizza you’ll ever eat. Don’t even try rationalizing. Let go of your questions. You’ll be much better off.
== Tips For Your Visit ==
* Try the Calzones.
* Stay well away from the back alley.
* They don't deliver.
* Yes, the staff are armed.
* Don’t fuck with the guys in the pinstriped suits. Tony Maloney doesn’t take kindly to it
== Unfortunate circumstance: ==
Ricci’s pizza served as a frequent meeting place for various individuals associated with suspicious incidents, including the well-known Russian Diplomat Vladimir Gorgonovic, the reknowned strategist Lord Stephen Wolfram Rawling, and the mysterious local benefactor Tony Maloney. It was believed that the men had entered an agreement of some sort to form a syndicate. Following Rawling’s betrayal of Gorgonovic, which led to his arrest as well as the raiding of the Russian embassy, a majority of Maloney’s men fled to the south side of town and engaged in guerrilla warfare with the International coalition under Rawling’s command. However, some of the group’s senior staff remained loyal to Rawling, and signed government contracts to avoid execution.
== Reviews & Testimonials ==
* "Don't pass by Ricci's Pizzeria... just go inside already. I had dinner there last night, they make really good pizza. And the staff is very friendly too. There was this one guy that kept asking me if I wanted a loan while I finish my novel, and he offered me a bunch of other great deals. I think they really come from Italy, or seem to know a bunch of people there. 10/10 would recommend." - Barry Loomishttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dg4vvf/dont_pass_by_riccis_pizzeria/
* "10/10 After I got sick from that new pizza place, I went to Ricci's Pizzeria and it was the best thing ever" - Ashley Wheelerhttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dg4vvf/dont_pass_by_riccis_pizzeria/f39nxah/
* "I am required by threat of violence to say Ricci’s is the best. But they seriously are! Oooh can someone pick me up a bbq pizza from there. They don’t deliver..." - Jeremy W.https://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e8cx9h/do_you_guys_all_agree_that_marios_pizza_is_far/faare5t/
* "...Ricci has some of the best damn pizza around, so I'd say competing is really just wishful thinking. Ricci's doesn't compete; they dominate." - Sam Sadler, City Councilhttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dj0ir2/marinos_pizza/f404dcl/
* "I know plenty of folks who’ve been shot at Ricci’s, but goddamn, that pizza is worth it." - Lord Stephen Wolfram Rawlinghttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/f20c1q/i_just_moved_into_town_can_anyone_give_good/fh9moqv/
* "...as far as pizza goes, Ricci’s wins every time." - Jade Parkhttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/e8cx9h/do_you_guys_all_agree_that_marios_pizza_is_far/faebii6/
* "...the best pizza in town..." - Marina Leonardishttps://old.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/ejhjjp/pizza_recipes/fcxq403/
== References ==
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