Western Transporter

SamsungWtr's submission for SOK Season 3
[shows SpongeBob and friends fall down into a western town]
SpongeBob: Woah what's this place?
Sandy: It looks like it's a good old western film!
SpongeBob: But...we only go through shows... Squidward: Some programs show movies now!
SpongeBob: I know...
[a gun shot can be heard]
Sandy: It sounds like there's a good old show down going on around the corner! get inside quick!
[shows Patrick,Sandy and Mr Krabs run inside]
[shows a bullet coming at Squidward's head]
SpongeBob: Wait Squidward look out!
[shows SpongeBob leap towards the bullet]
Squidward: HOLY SCALLOPS!
[shows the bullet fall into one of SpongeBob's holes]
[shows SpongeBob fall onto the floor]
Squidward: Wait for me!
[shows Squidward also run inside a building]
Sandy: SpongeBob!
[shows Sandy run over to SpongeBob]
Sandy: Are you ok?
SpongeBob: I I...need a...
Sandy: What do you need?
SpongeBob: Someone to shake me up and down...
Sandy: Wait what?
SpongeBob: No time to explain everything's going blurry
Sandy: Ok I'll shake you...
[shows Sandy shake SpongeBob up and down]
Patrick: Hehe...everyday I'm shaking it!
Squidward: It's shuffling...
Patrick: Don't tell me what it is!
[shows loads of bullets come out of SpongeBob's holes]
SpongeBob: Hm...well I feel better but everything's still blurry!
Sandy: SpongeBob how did you get all them bullets in you!?
SpongeBob: A lot of people try to kill me...
Squidward: No surprise...
[everyone stares at Squidward]
Squidward: I might of done one! I shot a SpongeBob voodoo doll!
SpongeBob: Squidward how could you!? You just next weeks Myth Busters!
Sandy: Is everything still blurry?
SpongeBob: Yeah...
Sandy: We need to get you to a doctor!
Patrick: Wait I might have the solution!
Sandy: Patrick what do I have to keep telling you!? Your not a doctor!
Patrick: I know how to make him better! Step aside everyone doctor Patrick is here!
[Sandy steps aside and Patrick walks up to SpongeBob]
Sandy: Ok Patrick if you can make SpongeBob better I will eat some sand
Patrick: Done!
SpongeBob: Yay I can see again!
Sandy: How did you!?
Patrick: He dropped his contact lenses...
SpongeBob: I forgot I had them in...
[shows 2 Cowboys with guns step around the corner of the town]
Sandy: Uh oh this ain't good! Get inside!
Mr Krabs and Squidward: Already in...
[shows a wagon come into town with seahorses pulling the wagon]
SpongeBob: Hey look some help!
[shows another cowboy come out of the wagon]
Cowboy: What are you looking at? [spits in a bucket]
SpongeBob: You sir...
Cowboy: No one looks at cowboy Joe!!!! [gets out gun]
SpongeBob: UH OH!!! Well I'm though too! I need no weapon to take you down!
[SpongeBob spits in a bucket]
[the spit back fires out of the bucket and goes into Cowboy Joe's eye]
Cowboy Joe: MY EYE!!! YOU LITTLE YELLOW!
[Cowboy Joe looks around and there is no one to be seen except for the other 2 Cowboys]
Cowboy Joe: Where in tarnation could they be!?
[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends in a barrel]
SpongeBob: Hehe he'll never find us here...
Patrick: UNLESS WE SHOUT!
SpongeBob: Patrick! Shhhhh!!!...
Patrick: Sorry...
Squidward: This is really making me claustrophobic...
SpongeBob: We're in a cowboy film not a Christmas film...
Squidward: Have you learnt nothing since we was stuck in that well?
Sandy: Wait what?
Mr Krabs: Nothing, nothing...phew I thought she would find out that they were taking the money from the well...
Sandy: YOU WHAT!?
SpongeBob: Sandy!, shhhhhhh...
[shows the lid come off the barrel revealing cowboy Joe]
Cowboy Joe: WHY I'M GONNA!
[shows Gary jump out of SpongeBob's pocket]
Cowboy Joe: WAIT WHAT THE BARNACLES!?
[shows Gary start biting Cowboy Joe]
Sandy: How do you fit a snail in your pocket?
SpongeBob: He goes into his shell and I carry it in my pocket...
Sandy: Oh...so why come out at this very moment?
SpongeBob: I guess there wasn't anything on TV
Sandy: So Gary has a room in his shell?
SpongeBob: Yeah...I don't want to disturb him though
Sandy: He could of helped us with all the things that happened!
SpongeBob: I do not want to disturb him!
Sandy: Ugh why?
SpongeBob: Cue the flashback!
[scene goes to SpongeBob walking into his house]
SpongeBob: Gary I'm home! I heard cool documentary is on about Bikini Bottom!
[shows Gary watching a western film]
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: But the program is on in 4 minutes!
[shows Gary get out a lasso and grab SpongeBob in it]
SpongeBob: Wait Gary what are you doing!?
[shows SpongeBob get smashed out of the window]
SpongeBob: Um...well then, Patrick!
[the flashback ends and goes back to the previous time]
Sandy: So he likes westerns?
SpongeBob: Hm...yes...
Sandy: Why isn't he watching that?
SpongeBob: I dunno...maybe he wanted to be in a western!
[SpongeBob and Sandy look around and no one is there]
SpongeBob: Do you think we talk to much?
Sandy: Maybe...but now we're alone we can share our feelings...
SpongeBob: Yeahhhhh we could do that....
Sandy: YOUR FLASHBACK WAS TOO LONG AND NOW EVERYONE IS GONE!
SpongeBob: .-. Meep
Sandy: We need to get to Gary! He knows what happens in this film doesn't he?
SpongeBob: Probably...
[Meanwhile...]
[scene goes to Squidward, Patrick, Mr Krabs and Gary looking over the western town on a roof top]
Squidward: I can't believe it! I took orders by SpongeBob and now a snail!?
Patrick: Hey look there battling!
[shows the cowboys walking with there backs to each other]
Patrick: Why are they walking backwards? And not looking at each other?
Gary: Meow
Squidward: Can someone please translate him?
[shows Gary get out a slimy iPad and give it to Squidward]
Squidward: Google translate? Hm...I don't think it will be on there...and I ain't checking!
Patrick: Google are idiots!
Mr Krabs: I agree they wiped us of Google Maps!
Patrick: And Google Earth!
Mr Krabs: Yeah! And when I put in Zerg Rush loads of mini letters attack me screen!
Patrick: And don't get me started on Google Gravity!
Mr Krabs: But you know what is epic on Google?
Patrick: EPIC BOX!
Squidward: Can we please stop with the advertisements? Your all as bad as Lebron!
Patrick: I love that couch...
[Gary gets out a lasso and chucks it across to a pub aerial]
Gary: Meow...
Squidward: What now?
Mr Krabs: I think he wants us to go on to the rope and slide down to the pub roof!
Squidward: Wait...what?! I am not doing that!
[shows SpongeBob and Sandy come onto the roof]
SpongeBob: Oh yes we are! This snail is now the leader of this group!
Squidward: You left a snail in charge!?
SpongeBob: Yes, Yes I did!
Squidward: That's nothing to be proud of...you do know that don't you?
[4 Minutes Later]
[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends on the pub roof]
SpongeBob: Ok now what Gary?
[Gary points to a western wagon with his eye]
Gary: Meow...
Squidward: So what did he say?
SpongeBob: He said that we need to grab the cowboy get into the wagon and get the bad guy!
Squidward: He said get in one meow?
SpongeBob: Trust me Squidward he's been my pet since 1999
Squidward: More like you've been annoying since 1999
SpongeBob: Ah 1999 was a good year...
Squidward: Wait is it me or have we aged at all since then?
SpongeBob: I dunno...
[1 Minute Later]
[scene goes to SpongeBob and friends walking out of the pub]
[shows a bullet come by]
SpongeBob: Ah that reminds me of something...
Mr Krabs: What? Me flicking Plankton across to the Chum Bucket?
SpongeBob: Nooo...
Sandy: Every western and cop film ever made?
SpongeBob: No...
Squidward: That time your brain flew out of your head?
SpongeBob: That never happened...but it reminds me of saving life!, Squidward...
Squidward: That sounds cringe worthy...
SpongeBob: Good thing I saved your life wasn't it!?
Squidward: Yeah...now never speak about it again...
SpongeBob: Okie Dokie Squidward I won't!
[shows the Cowboys looking at each other]
Cowboy: This town ain't big enough for the both of us...
Cowboy 2: So what about them 5?
Cowboy: Ya know what it's just a thing I say to sound "cool" because there obviously is room for you...your a bad guy though...
Cowboy 2: Seriously? Well I actually mean it!
Cowboy: Duck!
[shows the second cowboy shoot at the other cowboy]
[shows the cowboy get down onto the ground]
Patrick: Awesome! A cowboy fight!
Cowboy: You 5 get into the pub!
SpongeBob: No can do!
[shows SpongeBob and friends run out of the pub]
SpongeBob: Everyone get into the wagon!
[shows Sandy, Patrick, Mr Krabs, Gary and Squidward run into the wagon]
SpongeBob: Come here you!
[shows SpongeBob pick up the cowboy and run into the wagon]
SpongeBob: See ya! Don't wanna be ya! Seriously I don't...
[shows the 2nd cowboy running to the wagon]
SpongeBob: Uh oh...drive!
Patrick: But there's no steering wheel!
Gary: MEOW!
[shows Gary get out a lasso and start whipping the sea horses]
[the sea horses start pulling the wagon away]
SpongeBob: Yay! We're moving!
Patrick: Anyone got some western songs to sing?
SpongeBob: Hm...why?
Patrick: To pass the time...
SpongeBob: Oh we could sing the road song!
Mr Krabs: Oh no ya don't! I know a classic! On the road again - Just can't wait to get on the road again. The life I love is making music with my friends
And I can't wait to get on the road again. On the road again
[on the road again starts playing]
SpongeBob: Woo!!!
Patrick: We are on the road yet again!
[the music stops revealing the second cowboy on a lasso that's attached to the back of the wagon]
Cowboy 2: So you think your the only one with a lasso?! Haha! WRONG!
SpongeBob: Oh, barnacles!
Patrick: AHH HE'S RIGHT ON OUR BACK!
Cowboy: Why did you kidnap me?! I might have to take you all to the jail for that!
SpongeBob: Trust me...we're doing you a favour...
Cowboy: HOW?!
SpongeBob: What would you say if I said this is a film and your a made up character who dies by falling off a cliff at the end of the film and a snail told me that?
Cowboy: ...Your a doofus
Patrick: Aw!...you ruined the ending!
Squidward: Hm...well it won't be a good ending for us if we don't act now! Look out of the window!
[shows the second cowboy climbing up the lasso]
Cowboy 2: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
[shows Patrick drinking some milkshake out of a straw]
Patrick: Barnacles!
[shows Patrick throw the milkshake out off the window]
Cowboy 2: OW!
SpongeBob: We need to get him off the lasso!
Patrick: But how?!
Sandy: How about swing him into a cactus?
SpongeBob: Brilliant idea! Gary did you hear that!?
Gary: Meow...
SpongeBob: Great!
Patrick: Why do you want to kill us so bad?
Cowboy 2: I want the town all to my self! No one else! And I'm gonna get rid off you first!
Patrick: WHY!?
Cowboy 2: Because I can!
Patrick: Oh...ok then...
Cowboy 2: AHHHH!!!
[shows the second cowboy hit a cactus and fall off the lasso]
Cowboy 2: MY FACE! YOU CAN'T GET AWAY THAT EASY!
[shows the second cowboy throw all the prickles that is on him and throw them at the wagon]
Patrick: AHH!!
Cowboy: DUCK!
Patrick: Where?
[shows SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and the cowboy all get on the floor]
Patrick: Hey! There is no duck! You lied! Uh oh...
[shows 40 prickles come at Patrick and hit him]
Patrick: AHH!!!
[shows Patrick fall to the floor]
SpongeBob: Patrick! NOOO!!!
Cowboy 2: HA! GOT ONE!
[ Shows the 2nd cowboy throw a prickle in Gary's eye ]
Gary: MOEW!
[ Gary falls off the wagon ]
Cowboy 2: Bullseye! The driver is down!
SpongeBob: Gary! NOOOO!!!
Cowboy 2: Oh look a cliff!
SpongeBob: WOAH!
[ Shows the horse is heading for the cliff ]
SpongeBob: We're gonna die!
Sandy: Oh no we're not! SpongeBob grab ahold of Patrick!
SpongeBob: What's your plan?
Sandy: I'll chuck Squidward onto the roof where his tentacles will stick to it...then everyone will eventually climb up Squidward...
Squidward: Do I have a say in this plan at any point?
Sandy: No...
Squidward: I thought I wouldn't...
[ Sandy grabs Squidward and throws him onto the roof ]
Squidward: So who's climbing up me first?
Sandy: SpongeBob climb up...
SpongeBob: Ok...My hands are starting to hurt a bit now though...
[ The wagon rides to the cliff and starts hanging off the edge ]
SpongeBob: Woah!
Sandy: Grab onto something!
Mr Krabs: Like what?! There's nothing here! Just wood and...Pull the planks up!
Sandy: Good idea...
SpongeBob: Actually I have a plan...we need something heavy at the other side don't we?
Sandy: That's right! To balance the wagon!
SpongeBob: Hang on a minute lads, I have a great idea...
[FIN]
Not really :P do you think this is the Italian Job? :P obvious reference there...
Sandy: What's the plan?
SpongeBob: Just watch...
[ Shows SpongeBob put Patrick down at the side of the wagon ]
Sandy: Brilliant! His weight is pulling us back onto the edge!
Squidward: I can't believe it...I have been saved by SpongeBob and Patrick in the very same day...Has the world gone mad?!
Mr Krabs: SpongeBob I might just give you a raise for this...
SpongeBob: Really?!
Mr Krabs: Changed my mind...nah...but I'll give you employee of the month award though...
SpongeBob: Yay!
[ The wagon tips onto the edge ]
Cowboy 2: WHY WON'T YOU DIE?! I've tried everything to get rid of you! I might just wipe my arm pits with you!
SpongeBob: Why does everyone keep saying that?!
Cowboy 2: Now stay away from my town...
Cowboy: Your town?! That be my town your talking about!
[ Everyone gets out of the wagon ]
Cowboy: I own that town!
SpongeBob: We'll just be leaving now and leave you to your reunion ok? Bye...
[ Patrick gets up ]
Patrick: Hey guys what happened!? I'm back!
SpongeBob: Patrick your alive!
[ The second cowboy throws another prickle at Patrick ]
Patrick: Oh my...
[ Patrick falls to the ground again ]
SpongeBob: Patrick! What do you have against Patrick?!
Cowboy 2: I was aiming for you! I'm very bad at aiming for things!
SpongeBob: What did you do to Gary?!
Cowboy 2: Oh this is Gary?
[ The second cowboy chucks Gary's dead body into the middle ]
SpongeBob: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!
Cowboy 2: I killed him! Duh! He's just a snail! Now go and camp somewhere I have a town to claim!
SpongeBob: YOU KILLED HIM! YOU MONSTER!
[ Shows the second cowboy grab ahold of the cowboy and put's a knife to his throat ]
Cowboy 2: Now stay away from me...or else he gets it...
SpongeBob: YOU MONSTER!!!
[ SpongeBob takes off his belt ]
Cowboy 2: Two can play at that game!
[ Shows the cowboy fall to the floor ]
[ The second cowboy get's out a gun ]
Sandy: That's not fair!
Cowboy 2: Shut up chipmunk girl! I think I know what's fair...I don't need a stupid useless no good chipmunk telling me what to do!
Sandy: Did you just call me useless no good and stupid?
Cowboy 2: Are you deaf?! Of course I did!
Sandy: SpongeBob give me your belt...
[ SpongeBob passes Sandy the belt ]
Sandy: I ain't some useless no good chipmunk...I have a tail! That makes me a Squirrel!
Cowboy 2: Really? Wow...
[ Shows Sandy whip a knife out of the second cowboy's pocket ]
Cowboy: WOAH HEY!
[ Shows Sandy give SpongeBob the knife ]
Sandy: Go on SpongeBob...show him what I taught you...
SpongeBob: Ok Sandy...this is for Gary...
[ Patrick gets up of the ground ]
Patrick: I'm back guys!
[ Shows Squidward stick a prickle in Patrick's belly button ]
[ Shows Patrick fall to the ground again ]
Squidward: Much better...
SpongeBob: I hope you suffer a slow and painful death...
Cowboy 2: Oh no I'm so scared!
[ SpongeBob starts walking towards the second cowboy ]
[ The second cowboy try's to shoot SpongeBob ]
SpongeBob: I'm a sponge...I absorb it...I can't absorb what you've done to my snail though...
[ SpongeBob stabs the second cowboy ]
SpongeBob: Bye bye Mr. bad cowboy man...
Squidward: Haha Mr. bad cowboy man? A 5 year old could come up with a better name than that...
Sandy: How do you?
Squidward: Have you played call of duty? Or Pixel Gun or Minecraft?
SpongeBob: Or Roblox?
Sandy: Well...have you seen the film 300?
SpongeBob: No...my snail just died! Why are you asking me about films?!
Sandy: Just watch!
[ Sandy kicks the second cowboy off the cliff ]
Sandy: No this is not your town!
Cowboy 2: I'll get my revenge on you I'll never d...
[ Shows a train hit the second cowboy at the bottom of the cliff ]
[ The train is really quick ]
[ SpongeBob and Sandy walk to the side of the cliff ]
SpongeBob: Ouch...
Sandy: That's gotta hurt...
SpongeBob: Do you think he's dead?
Sandy: Oh yeah...
SpongeBob: I just wanted him to end up in a wheel chair or prison...
Sandy: Oh...
[ SpongeBob walks over to Gary ]
SpongeBob: Rest in peace Gary...
[ SpongeBob solutes to Gary ]
[ Sandy walks over and pats SpongeBob on the back ]
Sandy: He's somewhere better now...
SpongeBob: Rest in peace Gary...
Sandy: So what now?
SpongeBob: We finish what we started...for Gary...everyone will survive this time...
[ Shows SpongeBob put a blue blanket over Gary ]
SpongeBob: Rest in peace old friend...
R.I.P GARY THE SNAIL
[FIN]
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