The Pond

Hello kiddies, I, CREEPS, was just preparing to go on a little fishing trip!  It should be a lot of FIN and I shall probably get HOOKED on it ha-ha!  But don't worry, I'll leave you with a rather WATERED-DOWN tale, about a hillbilly...
On the evening of July 4th, 1958, there was a hillbilly, out, on his farm in northeastern-Kentucky.  He stood, eating an apple, seeing a purple Chevy stop along the road.  Two thugs got out of the car and ran over to him.  "Howdy, mister, we're here to rob y'all" they told the hillbilly, holding guns to his head.  The hillbilly screamed and said, "alright y'all crooks, take what I have in m'farmhouse!!!!".  "Ya'll heard him, let's go!" one of the thugs told the other.  "Yehaw!!" the other exclaimed, as they all went into the farmhouse, together.  
The one thug shot the hillbilly in his leg, causing him to scream out in pain and fall to the floor.  The thugs stole diamond-rings from a drawer in the front room, stuffing them into bags.  They also stole bottles of Kentucky Bourbon and Jim Beam Whiskey from the cupboard in the kitchen, swigging them down.  Going out the back door in the kitchen, they came to a pond in the backyard.  A huge, bright-red blob was floating on the pond in the light of the moon and moved to an edge of it.  The thugs observed it.  "What the heck is that thing James?" one thug asked the other.  "I don't know, Yancy!" James replied to him.  Just then, the blob rose up and showed its glowing-white eyes, as it growled deeply and devoured James, with its hige-mouth, that dripped black-slime out of it.  James screamed being eaten alive.  
Yancy fired his gun at the monster, enraging it, causing it to attack him.  Yancy splashed in the pond, screaming and being consumed, black-slime oozing over his entire body.  The monster growled and devoured Yancy whole.  The hillbilly stumbled out the back door, with his leg wrapped in a bandage.  "Ah, good girl, y'all got fed!!!" he said to the monster on the pond, as it floated around.  
Didn't you enjoy that one, kiddies?  Hee-Hee!  Well, I guess those thugs really got covered in POND-SCUM ha-ha!  Even though that was a rather FISHY-STORY, I did catch a fish on my trip.  It even took me a LAKE OF EFFORT to do ha-ha-ha!