To Hug A Snug-A-Lug/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "To Hug A Snug-A-Lug".
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(At Vibe Town, an alarm clock in the shape of Lownote’s Snug-a-lug rings. He turns it off and his Snug-a-lug appears in a glass sphere.)
Lownote: Morning, little one. Might I presume you’re keepin’ it… funky? (The Snug-a-lug makes a sound and he tries to hug it.) Hey. Come on now, Snug-a-lug. You know I’d like to hug you more than anything in the Multiverse. But alas, the best we can do is this… (He touches the glass sphere. Then an alarm sounds out.)
Voice: Bridge to Lownote. We’ve detected a wormhole opening from the Swaglicious Sector.
Lownote: Dr. Ravenhug. (Meanwhile, Holly is having a picnic with Poppy and Branch.)
Holly: Yum. That was good. (A noise is heard.) 
Poppy, Branch, and Holly: Huh? (They run over to a wormhole.) Whoa… (Lownote appears.) 
Lownote: Everyone, stand back. He’s coming… (Dr. Ravenhug appears from the wormhole.)
Dr. Ravenhug: Well, well, well, Lownote Jones. You’re looking supremely cool as always… old friend.
Lownote: (As the wormhole disappears) I won’t let you do it, Groovetavius. You’re meddling with a power you can’t possibly understand! (He and Ravenhug take out bass guitars, play them, and growl at each other.)
Poppy: Excuse me. Hi. Me and the other Trolls, we’re a little behind on all of this.
Lownote: It’s a time-honored ceremonial jam battle in which feuding Funk Trolls exchange bass riffs and steely glares. 
Poppy: No, no. Lownote, I mean, we’re behind on all of this. (Lownote and Dr. Ravenhug stop playing their bass guitars.)
Lownote: I see. Shall we pause to enlighten my friends on our storied past?
Dr. Ravenhug: But of course. (He and Lownote press a button on their remotes and a halo-gram of the Snug-a-lug appears.)
Lownote: As you are all aware, I can never, ever hug my pet Snug-a-lug. Because once you hug it, you’ll never wanna stop. Until you’ve hugged it so much, the world is completely overrun! 
Dr. Ravenhug: Ah, yes. But years ago, Lownote and I… had a theory. That if you hug the Snug-a-lug in a very specific way… the duplication could be reversed. We called it: the Snug-a-lug Hug. Because it was very fun to say. (Poppy and Holly gasp.)
Branch: Whoa!
Poppy: If that’s true, a Troll could hug a Snug-a-lug whenever they wanted!
Lownote: Indeed. But we quickly learned that a Snug-a-lug Hug required extreme precision. (We go to the past where machine arms are about to hug the Snug-a-lug.) Even the slightest error… led to disastrous results. (Various failures are shown as the machine arms try to hug the Snug-a-lug the right way.) Even if the hug was possible, the chances of peril were too high. (The Snug-a-lug causes an explosion and we go back to the present.) But that didn’t stop Ravenhug. Through the years, he has repeatedly attempted to hug my pet, determined to prove a Snug-a-lug Hug is possible.
Dr. Ravenhug: Quite true. But I don’t need your pet this time. There is another. (Poppy, Branch, Holly, and Lownote gasp.)
Lownote: You mean-
Dr. Ravenhug: That’s right. According to my scanners, there is a rogue Snug-a-lug loose in this very forest. I intend to find that Snug-a-lug. And hug that Snug-a-lug. And it is going to be magical. (He laughs evilly as he walks backwards into a bush.)
Poppy: Oh, that guy! I am still going to give him a “Welcome to TrollsTopia” basket, but the personalized card I include will be quite brief! (She, Branch, Holly, and Lownote get ready for the mission. Poppy paints her face with light blue glitter, Holly wraps a band around her hair, and Branch packs some traps.)
Lownote: Trolls, we are about to embark on the gravest and snugggliest mission of our lives.
Poppy: Mm-mm.
Branch: Aw.
Lownote: Our job is to track that Snug-a-lug down before Dr. Ravenhug can. (He, Poppy, Branch, and Holly pose.) The fate of the world depends on it. (A photo of the friends’ poses is taken by Guy Diamond.)
Guy Diamond: Got it. OK, now do a silly one! (Poppy, Branch, Holly, and Lownote make funny faces.)
All: Cheese! (The photo is taken. After that, they start looking for the Snug-a-lug.)
Lownote: Snug-a-lug! 
Poppy: Snuggy!
Holly: Snug-a-lug!
Lownote: Come on out, Snug-a-lug! (Holly looks at a flower.)
Holly: This flower’s been hugged recently. Still warm. That Snug-a-lug can’t be far.
Branch: Time to set up my traps. (Soon, his traps are set. The traps are fake Trolls.) We all know the Snug-a-lug wants to be hugged. So he’ll come into the clearing, move in for a cuddle, and then- (He sees Poppy hugging one of the fake Trolls.)
Poppy: Sorry! I knew it was a trap, but… it looked like it needed a hug. (Branch grunts and sees Holly hugging another fake Troll.)
Holly: Couldn’t help myself. (Lownote hugs another fake Troll.)
Lownote: My bad. (Poppy hugs two more fake Trolls.)
Poppy: Me again!
Branch: Ah! Guys, if we’re gonna catch this thing, we have to stop… (He sees that he is hugging a fake Troll.) OK, that one’s on me. (As we show a montage of the search of the Snug-a-lug, Lownote sings We’re On The Prowl.)
(Voices)
We’re on the prowl
(Lownote)
We’re on the prowl
We’re keeping it low
We got the funk 
No stopping the flow now, baby
No slowing down 
In a race to the gold 
Branch: (Picking up something that looks like the Snug-a-lug) A-ha! (The camera zooms out to reveal that that it is a tail of a creature. Poppy, Branch, Holly, and Lownote get in a bubble.)
(Lownote)
To be number one 
Gotta be ready to go
We’re on the prowl
And I want you to know
Can’t stop us now 
No, no, we’re always ready to go
We’re on the prowl!
Ooh
We’re on the prowl! (Holly’s telescope gets bigger and hits the bubble, causing it to pop and the friends to fall.) 
Lownote: Honesty time, Trolls. At this rate, we will never find that Snug-a-lug before Ravenhug does. We need a new method. Lownote to bridge: Execute Order SNG. (Vibe Town appears.) You see, a sure-fire way to attract a Snug-a-lug… is with another Snug-a-lug. (A beam makes another Snug-a-lug appear. Poppy and Branch gasp.)
Poppy: I forgot how cute they are!
Holly: Lemme at him! (She, Poppy, and Branch run over to the new Snug-a-lug.)
Lownote: Hey there. (He winks and a heart appears. This causes Poppy, Branch, and Holly to trip and look at Lownote.) Sorry to unleash so much cool on you, but we have a job to do. (He puts the new Snug-a-lug down.) OK, lil’ Snug, do your thing. (The new Snug-a-lug walks over to a bush and Lownote’s Snug-a-lug pops out.) 
Poppy, Branch, and Holly: There! (They cheer as they run to the Snug-a-lug.)
Poppy: Yeah! (Lownote picks up his Snug-a-lug.)
Lownote: Well done, Trolls! Now to get this Snug-a-lug and my Snug-a-lug back to the… Wait. Who’s watching my Snug-a-lug? (Dr. Ravenhug’s laughing is heard. He appears in front of Lownote’s Snug-a-lug.) Ravenhug!
Dr. Ravenhug: Apologies, Lownote, but you played right into my hands. I never intended to locate the rogue Snug-a-lug. I simply used it to motivate you into bringing your Snug-a-lug out into the open. (He laughs evilly.)
Lownote: Groovetavius! Put the Snug-a-lug down!
Dr. Ravenhug: Fear not, old friend. For I am about to fulfill our shared vision! Behold! The Snug-a-lug-a-Hug! (He hugs Lownote’s Snug-a-lug.)
Lownote: No! Your arm! It’s too high on the left!
Dr. Ravenhug: The cuddliness! Lownote, it’s… beyond even our wildest dreams! Wait. Some… something’s wrong. (Lownote Snug-a-lug glows brightly.) Can’t… contain… the snuggle… (Poppy, Holly, and Branch gasp in horror. An explosion occurs, knocking Ravenhug to the friends. Lownote’s Snug-a-lug then makes many clones.)
Lownote: He did the hug wrong! Triggered some kind of super accelerated Snug-a-lug duplication! (A wall of Snug-a-lug’s appear.)
Dr. Ravenhug: By all that’s funky! What have I done?! (The Snug-a-lugs take the shape of an ocean wave and the Trolls run away screaming. Lownote makes a wormhole appear and they warp to Guy Diamond.)
Guy Diamond: Oh, good, you’re back! Look, the silly one came out fantastic. (The wave of Snug-a-lugs appear.) WHAT… HAST… THOU… HUGGED?! (All the Trolls scream and run away.)
Branch: Lownote, can’t you beam the Snug-a-lugs onto the Vibe Town Spaceship?!
Lownote: No! At their rate of duplication, they’d tear the ship appart.
Dr. Ravenhug: He’s right. I snuggled us into this mess. I’ll snuggle us out.
Holly: You mean dive in that wave and retry the Snug-a-lug-a-Hug?! Dang, that is fun to say.
Dr. Ravenhug: If I can give Lownote’s pet a Snug-a-lug-a-Hug, and do it right this time, the duplicates disappear!
Lownote: No, Ravenhug. There are millions of Snug-a-lugs, there’s no way you can identify which one is my pet. Only I can.
Poppy: No, Lownote!
Holly: It’s too risky!
Lownote: Sorry, friends. It’s the only way. If I don’t make it back… think funky of me. (He winks and a heart appears.)
Poppy: Oh, so cool. (Lownote runs toward the wave of Snug-a-lugs and jumps into it.) Well, I always said that if TrollsTopia were ever destroyed, I’d want it to be under the unyielding torrent of something cuddly.
Branch: That’s true. She really has said that before. (He, Poppy, Holly, and Ravenhug cover their eyes. Just before the wave consumes them, a flash of light shines, making it disappear.)
All: Whoa! (Lownote has managed to hug his Snug-a-lug. His friends cheer for him. Poppy picks up his Snug-a-lug.)
Poppy: Yaaaaaay! (Lownote walks over to Dr. Ravenhug.)
Dr. Ravenhug: I’m so sorry for all the trouble I caused, Lownote. Can you ever forgive me?
Lownote: Rest assured, Groovetavius, having finally hugged my Snug-a-lug, I now understand what drove you to such extremes lo these many years. Not that I’m saying it was worth nearly causing the end of the world, but it was close. Old friend. (He and Ravenhug hug each other.) Besides, after all we’ve seen today, no Troll will ever risk hugging a Snug-a-lug ever again. (A laser shoots at him and Ravenhug.)
Both: Huh?
Poppy: I’m so sorry! I think I hugged it wrong! (Lownote’s Snug-a-lug shoots lasers and many Trolls scream and run around.)
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