Turkey

Turkey or Türkiye if you're cool, is a countrie located directly in Southeast Europe and West Asia. It is bordered by Sparta, Persia, ISIS, Soviet Russia, Syria, and Stania. It is the home of turkeys (Those birds were named after this countrie!), and mosques. The birds will poop on everyone within its boarders. Also, it is the divdiding point between Europe and Asia. It once was an empire, the great Ottoman Empire, but the Europeans are mean :(
== History ==
Did you know? When Allah created world, Allah did give whole world to Turkey but Turkey friendly countrie so Turkey gived land to other countrie. Unfortunately, Turkey's generosity wasn't enough for the evil French and British who took all its imperial land for themselves because they are greedy countrie. This made Allah very upset and that is why he cursed French people to speak like ducks, British people to eat slop and both to be insufferable. One day, the whole world shall be belong to Turkey again and Allah will be happy again and finally kill Elon Musk. 
== Holiday ==
Turkey invented Thanksgiving. The evil Americans stole it and made up that story about pilgrims as a cover-up. Why else would we eat TURKEY at Thanksgiving?????
C'mon guys, it's kinda obvious.
The original purpose of the holiday was to thank Allah for giving to Turkey the whole world. Turkey should have never shared that land with America though, because they are evil. Turkey is just so friendly that other countrie take advantage and that makes Allah and Turkey sad, so they should stop it. America has it's own holiday anyway on the 4th of July so why do they have to steal from Turkey??
== Genocide ==
Whattt/?????? 
Türkiye is friendly countrie
Türkiye would not do that
stop saying it
== Politics==
It is a country. It used to be a dictatorship, but it's not anymore.
==Trivia==
* A city named Fatman can be found here.
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