Fat Club - Volume 3

Fat Club - Volume 3 is the third album released by interesting stuff, on November 23, 2019, and the eighth released overall. The album has no tags or description. The album contains 8 tracks, and has a running time of 14:01, which makes it the second shortest Fat Club album so far. 
You can listen to this album by following this private link.
https://soundcloud.com/i-do-things-because-yeah/sets/fat-club-volume-3/s-pXVOr
This album features two songs that have appeared on previous EP's; those being Tol's Inflation off of the namesake EP, and 'A Date with Fat Ram', off of the Fat Ram EP. These can be considered singles, and along with this, Swan (Paint on Body) was released as a single on Cygnus's Debut, along with the B-side "Dick and Titties". 
The album cover features the character Naomi, as seen on the last track of the album. Various other reoccuring characters appear throughout the album, such as Evren, the Fat Dragon who was also featured in the namesake song from Volume 1, along with Cygnus, as with her debut single. Phillip, aka Philly makes his first appearence with his "Australian Jazz Band" which is also named Fat Club. It's uncertain whether this is an offshoot of Fat Club, or whether all of these songs are made by Fat Club; although this is unlikely, as it is abnormal for jazz bands to use hip-hop and dance beats in songs. 
Tol's Inflation is one of Fat Club/Interesting Stuff's most popular songs, and he considers it to be one of the best. 
== Tracklisting ==
Song #	Track Title 	Length
1 	Evren: Return of the Fat Dragon	2:03
2 	Swan (Paint on Body) 	1:29
3 	Tol's Inflation 	1:51
4 	Magpie Butt 	1:12
5 	Big Butt Wolf 	1:00
6 	A Date with Fat Ram 	2:58
7 	Thyra (I'm Getting Fat) 	1:39
8 	Iguana Butt (Naomi) 	1:45
Previous Release	Current Release 	Next Release
Cygnus's Debut 	Fat Club - Volume 3	Fat Club - Volume 4
== Lyrics ==
1 - fat dragon (part 2):
I'm a dragon, i’ll squish you like clay
dominating peasants the autonomous way
rise up from the water it’s ascension day
splashing up the water in Chesapeake bay
you can’t even kill me with an ultra-power ray
i just lay here watch the people run away
i can’t fit in the panama canal
so long and fat, i brought it down
panama canal here i came i was snapping
so big and fat everyone was just standing
recognized my dominance and they just started clapping
they knew i was a fat ass dragon i knew they were fapping
I'm a dragon big fat and thick 
I stretch for miles and I can swim quick 
no smell on me I'm gooey and slick
And you should just know that I can steal your bitch
I'm a water serpent I swim in this thick ass mud
I'm a thug and I got a bigger dick
And my meaty body gleams better shine real quick 
And my ass big and thick like it feels in an outfit
after swimming in the mud, i will use you as a towel
looking fresh and clean and i’ll rub you down in the foul
big fresh penis veiny and hard
big balls too, under all that lard
big dragon
fat booty
hear me roar
*roar*
big belly
i’m long and fat
big dragon
big dragon booty
2 - swan (paint on body):
in a lot of ways, your body’s like a canvas
and your waterfowl girl here certainly knows that
but the real question is
can you fap to it?
i’m a swan hottie, paint on my body
get my body soggy, [go]  down to show it in the lobby
it’s my fetish it’s a hotness to embody
make your girl feel good like i’m on some molly
fap to my body, get your pants soggy
i know i’m soft as a pillow and slick as a bugatti
the way i blush and pose like this straight up like souvlaki
red like a poppy, humid like kiribati
wet human bodies by standing here rocky
fat clubs the posse and i do not know everyone can manage to being so floppy
one look at me and your crotchy will be sloppy
disc jockey play this song, it’s gonna be hot like hot tamales
hoo-wee, by god that’s hot; i’m hot
and to all you little kinky bitches out there
what’d make me hotter
is that i have a dick
yea that’s right i got a dick 
pretty long but take your pick
getting pretty excited need a tractor to masturbate this bitch until the pitch is quick and i get a quick fix of this
quick fix of this on my tits quit fixating on my tits
and get honking these lil nips squeeze the noise out of my lips
so curvy are my hips, like a twin set of hills
you can rub em all you like,  this body is for real
and that’s it for your trans swan girl!
hoo, that was a nice debut, wasn’t it?
sure was, what do you think you’re gonna call this song?
hmm maybe ‘swan (paint on body’ heh, you know
bye
3 - tol's inflation: 
Okay, is everyone ready?
[Tank and Kate] yeah!
[Tank] ready to go
My name is Tol and i’m going to inflate
with the help of my man (Yung) Tank and my homegirl Kate
we got the pump ready got it up my ass
air’s bout to come and fill me up with gas
i’m just standing here middle of the backyard
waiting for the pump to start pumping real hard
belly’s gonna get so big i grip hard
i might even get so much gas that i may fart
[inflation sounds]
[Tank] Oh… 
Oh yes, it’s working!
[Tank] Goddamn you’re getting big
[Kate] Real big. Look at that big butt.
holy shit i’m really getting fat now
my belly starting to become much more round now
back’s getting fat now butt from the behind
is looking like hashbrowns, big bear behind
i’m becoming a balloon, i’m so filled up
expanding mass everywhere, even my butt
holding to my belly watch it grow
holy shit i’m getting so fucking fat
big round bear’s looking more like a blueberry
belly filled with air’s so round keep my palms steady
if i don’t i could roll around without control
rolling round for ages i just roll and roll and roll
i’m going to become a ballon bear now 
almost done…!
i’m a balloon bear now
inflated to the max, big and fat now
quick, hold me i’m gonna fart
[V2] ooh damn, that was a real big fart
[V1] alright, i’m gonna disconnect now.  we’re done big balloon bear!
4 - magpie butt:
how you going mate, it’s me, philip, with my new band, the newest on the australian jazz scene
fat club, hit it.  (okay)
my butt’s real fluffy and it got a nice sheen on it
curvy and round no need to pair of jeans on it
legs so thick and dark, chocolate gourmet
look yummy like it’s chicken filét
eat my ass like it’s chicken parmigiana
you can lick my bum if you wanna
if you’re feeling fluffy, come feel my bottom
sit it on your face, must feel like lace
meet me in the water, you know i make some waves
kangaroo bitch said i can ride her
i may be small but i make a nice fighter
tell all your friends about my ass which you got on your lap
and tell them how it felt in the bedroom
you’re gay as fuck nah cunt, i’m bi
if your bitch gets fucked, i’ll let you know why
i’m the magpie traveller, ass ambassador
ass so fat, it’s a fast food franchise (maccas!)
here in the water make all your faces capsize
nice naked skin of a magpie but i do look pretty good with a necktie
everything about me, you know is great
touch the white hair on the back of my face
got a lot of fluff in another place
you know you want it all on your face
sit my booty down it’s where the magpie stays
i’m hot like australia, you know it’s great, that’s what i had to say
thank you, thank you
thank you all for being here tonight 
(i just appropriated your culture bitch)
5 - big butt wolf: (done)
aha! now you’re under the toilet seat this time
yeah, gonna fart in your face
i’m the wolf, wolf o donnel
i’ll fart on your face like syrup on waffles
what you’ll experience you can write it in a novel
ass big and thick booty like a model
you know i fart a lot, in fact, imma fart on your face right now
*farts*
ohhh, oh i needed to fart
watch this, i can fart to the rhythm
here it is 
*farts*
oh i can tell you’re aroused by that aren’t you?
have another one
*fart*
ohh i can feel a really big one coming, here it is
*big fart*
ahhh, oh my god i love farting
and now it’s time to flush
*flushes*
6 - A Date With Fat Ram: 
Ayo Tank see that ram over there?
goddamn, look at that ass
damn boy, he thicc!
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal up in this bitch!
i’m a fat ram.  i got a big fat butt goddamn
i go ham.  your bitch let me fuck her she spank my ass like bam
my butt’s stuffed with blubber and fat i can sit on anything for sure about that
i weight a ton, heavy build for a start.  im the only one anyone likes when they fart
stretchy like toffee
take me out for coffee
spread some on my belly if we go get wasabi
i’m pretty haughty but you know i’m quite a softie
i’m talking bout my butt better hold it in some gauzy
let’s go to the bedroom it’s gon get saucy
i will dominate you but you know that i’m sloppy
let’s go where it’s warm shake my ass in kiribati
we can play this song if you tell the disc jockey
shaking my butt it’s as big as a ship
below your booty there’s a little pink slip 
and in your pussy into i drip
my penis blast in you like a rocketship
eat my ass like bacon bits
just shove it in your face like potato chips
fill your face till you got a cleft lip
just wait till you see how this sheep dip
fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram
i have a big booty put it on the dashcam
fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram
bouncing on my butt cause i’m a real fat ram
making these songs is my hobby
coffee coloured ram as tasty as wasabi
i’ll show off my butt in the lobby
everybody knows it’s as wide as the mojave
just got paid and i’ll spend it, on jockstraps and condoms
fuck on your bitch cause she’s something i’m quite fond of
fuck her till she slap my booty thick and soft as cotton
so much thick juicy meat like a serving of mutton
fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram
i have a big booty put it on the dashcam
fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram
bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram
fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram
if you don’t got a fat ass that ain’t the ram’s it an ass scam
fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram
bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram
fat ram fat ram this right here’s the fat ram
booty booty booty booty booty booty booty 
spread it with some grape jam
fat ram fat ram i’m a real fat ram
bouncing on my ass cause i’m a real fat ram
bouncing on my ass, bouncing on my ass
look back to my ass, look back to my ass
big, fat, ram, ass, big, round, fat, booty
7 - thyra (i’m getting fat)
Person: Hey Thyra, you been putting on extra pounds lately?
Thyra:  What? No…
Person: I mean, you been looking real big lately
Thyra: *offended* huh~!
Person: i mean just look at that sweater you’re taking off… it’s gotta be extra large
Thyra: Yeah it is extra large what’s it to you?
Person:  How much do you weigh?
Thyra: 200 pounds….
Person: look, your boobs are so big, can you see anything on the floor?
Thyra: they.. they are big, they do block out a lot..
Person: I mean *touches her body*
Thyra: aah!
Person: Feel this belly? And these hips?
Thyra: My god… I’m getting fat? I’m getting fat!?
Thyra: *autistic screeching*
My ass is fat, my belly is fat, my boobs are fat
i’m so fat i’m so fat i’m so fat
i’m such a fat ass of a reindeer
i’m probably the fattest reindeer in the whole world
and everywhere i stomp on the ground it rumbles
*sigh* you know what maybe being that fat isn’t that bad
i am really thick and big, aren’t I? Real big~
Person: so she began to embrace her fat self, and kept on running
and as she runs, she farts
Thyra: oh my gosh, i’m farting so much
i have a lot of air in my belly
and every time i switch my strut i fart
fart fart fart fart fart, fart fart fart fart fart
*giggles*
big old booty
Person: aaaand off she goes…
8 - iguana butt: (done)
I’m an iguana I’m Naomi
here take my hand, they’re nice and bony
how bout you be a homey, say okey-dokey
sex on the beach yeah, you gotta show me
carry me around like a joey
you i know i take no bs like kobe/cody
sex goddess of earth give me the fucking trophy
with my huge feet, i like when you’re below me 
I’m Naomi the sexiest iguana
come tap my ass at least if you wanna
stretch daily on the shores of tijuana
this is my song cause i’m a prima-donna
i’m better naked i’mma send you nudes
it’s no nut november and i’ll make you lose
stroke your dick, stroke it to my boobs
just to give you girth lemme pass you the lube
watch me bounce these boobies
it’ll make you want this coochie
then come and spank my booty
all night you can be my roomie
walk down the beach in a striped shirt
come here and lift up my skirt
and let you know that i squirt
what else do i need to assert, (yeah)
iguana bubble butt, iguana bubble butt
wobbling away, waddle away like a penguin
iguana bubble butt, iguana bubble butt
slip down my panties release some tension
iguana double strut, she got the double dutt
meaty bum that’ll turn on a vegan
iguana double strut, she’ll make you double nut
come to naomi ass convention
you’ll have to get me to start my engine
put imagery in your head, hol up let’s do this
firmest ass all across the land
when you slap it wobbles cross the sand
bounces up like a pair of cherries
comes back down like a ferry
come to the backside to ease off
paint on my ass like an easel
get all between the scales on my tail
and down my back, like a real long whale
iguana bubble butt, she got the double dutt
iguana booty and bouncy boobies
iguana double strut, she’ll make you double nut
spank naomi’s ass if you wanna
i see that my ass gives you that magnum
ass cheeks so round you just wanna pat ‘em
fine by me, it’s the end of this album
this iguana’s boutta go double platinum
== Trivia ==
* It is considered by some fans and Interesting Stuff himself to be the best Fat Club album.
* It is one of the two albums released in November 2019; the second being Fat Club - Volume 4, which was released a week later
* It is the first album to use the new album cover format
* Fattopia Records is not the name of a real record label