UnBarnian Christmas

Unlike our similarly oppressive ally of North Korea, UnBarney celebrates Christmas. BUT unlike the evil capitalist UnAnything, it’s VERY different.
UnBarnian Christmas happens on December 24th of every year and every year glorious families come together to exchange gifts and sing Christmas music. What Christmas music are we talking about? Well every piece of media made in the United States, South Korea, UnAnything and a bunch of other countries is completely outlawed and the only foreign media allowed is from our allies and maybe our neutrals we came up with our own songs such as “Ringing Bell Pebble” and “This Christmas” to name a few. These are not ripoffs of songs from the evil capitalist west. 
Traditionally, UnBarnian citizens do not use Christmas trees but instead a bucket with a fixed-on note reading “OH FATHER STRANGE PLEASE BLESS US THIS CHRISTMAS!!” which is decorated with ornaments. And at midnight December 24th Father Strange sends out his robotic creature called “Sasa Claws” to give gifts to all the good boys and girls, but the kids on the naughty list suspiciously go missing. This is all part of the UnBarnian Christmas spirit. Get rid of the naughty children and bless the good ones. And every UnBarnian Christmas Eve a website called the UnBarnian Airspace Defense Sasa Claws Tracker goes up to track where he is across UnBarney. This is his easiest mission because the robot is sleeping all year round and only wakes up in December and goes to sleep on New Year’s Day (1/2 for us).