Sally Acorn Slaps Secret Squirrel

One day, Sally Acorn and Secret Squirrel are in the park. Secret Squirrel asked, "Hey, Sally. Do you wanna marry me?" But Sally slapped him, and she said, "No, Secret Squirrel. Sonic and I both have names that start with "S"." Secret Squirrel said, "Oh no. That's not good."
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Girlfriends Slapping Other Boyfriends
Category:Slapping Stuff