Squee

Squee is a formerly immortal goblin from Dominaria. He was a cabin-hand on the Skyship Weatherlight and the king of a goblin clan for a time.
==Description==
Squee is known for his foul cooking, love of eating bugs, and manner of speaking. He is illiterate.
==History==
Because goblins on Dominaria are named by the mother while birthing, Squee is a quite common name. The name indicates that the birth was quite difficult.Venters, Pete. (1997). "Dominian FAQ". The Duelist. Issue 21. When he was only ten years old, Squee saved Captain Sisay from his tribe and was exiled in response, leading him to request to join the Weatherlight's crew as a cabin boy.
A genius - among Dominarian goblins at least - Squee was loyal to the crew and managed to save their lives on several occasions, taking a particularly important role during their time on Mercadia when, as a goblin, he was perceived to be one of the elite Kyrens and thus became an elite himself. At some point, the found its way to him, protecting the purity of his soul. During the Phyrexian Invasion, Squee was captured by the Phyrexians, and granted immortality by Yawgmoth, so that he might be killed repeatedly by Ertai and Crovax. This backfired and allowed Squee to accidentally kill Ertai. His immortality outlasted the war and he survived centuries longer. He can now rightly claim to be the oldest, and possibly the wisest, goblin of Dominaria.
===Dominaria United===
About a century before 4562, Squee became the king of a goblin clan, winning a trial by combat by tiring his opponent to death, a tactic he had developed while pit-fighting. Although he ushered in a new age of peace and progress, his clan was slowly infiltrated by Ertai's sleeper agents, and Squee was captured by Ertai and fully Compleated. However, Squee's body blew up the mountain and squished himself, destroying the Phyrexian cell in the process. Finding himself in a changed extradimensional space, Squee learned from Salvation that his soul had been removed from his body by the compleation process, and only by virtue of the body destroying itself did he have a chance to return. He was given a choice between dying permanently or returning to immortality, but chose a third option instead: being revived again, but only once more, becoming a mortal goblin again.
Squee fought alongside Slimefoot in defense of Dominaria during New Phyrexia's Invasion of the Multiverse.
==Planes visited==
Though not a planeswalker, Squee traveled through the Multiverse as a crewmember of the Skyship Weatherlight.
*Dominaria
*Mercadia
==Trivia==
*During Weatherlight design and development, Jennifer Clarke-Wilkes was put in charge of establishing Squee's mannerisms and style of speech.Jennifer Clarke-Wilkes]] (August 1997). "The Set of Sails". The Duelist #18, p.60-63
*In the Un-iverse, Squee is a casino hand rather than a cabin hand.<c>Goblin Bookie</c>
*Although <c>Squee, Goblin Nabob</c>, Squee's original card, has a resurrection mechanic, it was released before Squee attained immortality in the storyline, representing his uncanny ability to get out of trouble. He was given immortality later as a reference to his card.
==Gallery==
File:Squee MTGA avatar DMU.png|Magic: The Gathering Arena avatar.
==Story appearances==
Title 	Author 	Publishing date 	Set 	Setting (plane) 	Featuring
Fortune Favors the Bold 	Michael G. Ryan 	June 1997 	Weatherlight 	Dominaria 	Sisay, Gerrard Capashen, Volrath, Tahngarth, Hanna, Mirri, Squee, Crovax, Karn, Ertai, Orim, Starke
Stepping into the Darkness & Dominian FAQ part 3	Pete Venters 	January 1998 	Tempest 	Rath 	Volrath, Tahngarth, Squee
Gerrard's Quest #1-4 	Mike Grell 	March - June 1998	Weatherlight, Tempest, Stronghold 	Dominaria, Rath 	Gerrard Capashen, Mirri, Squee, Crovax, Hanna, Karn, Tahngarth, Starke, Orim, Ertai, Sisay, Rofellos, Morinfen and Gallowbraid, Jolav, Selenia, Kondo, Multani, Vhati il-Dal, Greven il-Vec, Eladamri, Volrath, Takara
Stronghold Storyboard 	Michael G. Ryan, Mark Rosewater & Pete Venters	April 1998 	Stronghold 	Rath 	Volrath, Gerrard Capashen, Sisay, Tahngarth, Karn, Starke, Takara, Mirri, Hanna, Orim, Squee, Crovax, Eladamri, Oracle en-Vec, Selenia, Greven il-Vec, Sliver Queen
Rath and Storm Rath Cycle 	Peter Archer and various 	July 1998 	Weatherlight, Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus	Dominaria, Rath 	Ilcaster, Gerrard Capashen, Volrath, Sidar Kondo, Starke il-Vec, Karn, Multani, Mirri, Rofellos, Sisay, Tahngarth, Crovax, Hanna, Orim, Squee, Morinfen and Gallowbraid, Selenia, Torsten, Javero, Alaric, Rofellos, Kastan, Kindeya, Barrin, Ertai, Maraxus, Greven il-Vec, Vhati il-Dal, Eladamri, Oracle en-Vec, Takara, Lyna, Sliver Queen, Urza
Born to Greatness part 2: The Beckoning Sky 	J. Robert King 	December 1998 	Visions 	Dominaria 	Crovax, Selenia, Sisay, Hanna, Tahngarth, Squee
High Adventure in Mercadia 	Scott McGough, Daneen McDermott & Jess Lebow 	August 1999 	Mercadian Masques 	Rath, Mercadia 	Sisay, Mirri, Gerrard Capashen, Tahngarth, Hanna, Orim, Takara, Volrath, Squee, Karn
Mercadian Masques 	Francis Lebaron 	September 1999 	Mercadian Masques 	Mercadia 	Gerrard, Atalla, Orim, Takara, Starke, Hanna, Karn, Cho-Manno, Tahngarth, Squee, Ramos, Sisay, Xcric, Volrath
Mercadian Masques Comic 	Scott McGough & Kev Walker 	October 1999 	Mercadian Masques 	Mercadia 	Karn, Gerrard, Tahngarth, Sisay, Hanna, Starke, Takara, Volrath, Squee
Invasion 	Scott McGough & Kev Walker 	November 2000 	Invasion 	Dominaria, Rath 	Gerrard Capashen, Orim, Sisay, Hanna, Squee, Karn, Tahngarth
Invasion 	J. Robert King 	October 2000 	Invasion 	Dominaria 	Gerrard Capashen, Sisay, Urza, Tsabo Tavoc, Hanna, Orim, Barrin, Thaddeus, Agnate, Multani, Eladamri, Lin Sivvi, Takara, Teferi, Taysir, Freyalise, Tevesh Szat, Windgrace, Guff, Bo Levar, Parcher, Daria, Kristina of the Woods, Karn, Squee
Planeshift 	J. Robert King 	February 2001 	Planeshift 	Rath, Dominaria, Phyrexia 	Urza, Taysir, Freyalise, Tevesh Szat, Windgrace, Guff, Bo Levar, Daria, Kristina of the Woods, Crovax, Tsabo Tavoc, Eladamri, Lin Sivvi, Astor, Darigaaz, Agnate, Dralnu, Tahngarth, Grizzlegom, Greven il-Vec, Sisay, Ertai, Gerrard, Squee, Yawgmoth, Hanna, Rith, Dromar, Treva, Crosis, Karn, Mishra, Nemata
Apocalypse 	J. Robert King 	June 2001 	Apocalypse 	Dominaria, Phyrexia, Mercadia	Yawgmoth, Gerrard Capashen, Urza, Karn, Bo Levar, Guff, Freyalise, Windgrace, Multani, Crovax, Eladamri, Lin Sivvi, Grizzlegom, Squee, Ertai, Tahngarth, Sisay, Orim, Cho-Manno
 	Dan Sheehan 	2022-08-16 	Dominaria United 	Dominaria 	Squee, Bulp, Rarp, Spurna, Ertai, Salvation
==In-game references==
==Notes==
==References==
Category:Goblins
Category:Dominaria characters