P-PANDA

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
ほっぺは澄み切った真っ白　お目々は芯が通った真っ黒 	hoppe wa sumikitta masshiro omeme wa shin ga tootta makkuro 	My cheeks are a spotless white! My eyes are an unwavering black!
 	 	
愛くるしいパンダ 大人気だったんだ 	aikurushii panda daininki datta nda 	A sweet panda was loved by all,
ただ可愛いとこだけだと思い込んでた 	tada kawaii toko dake da to omoikondeta 	With everyone assuming she only had a cute side.
愛くるしいパンダ が排泄したんだ 	aikurushii panda ga haisetsu shita nda 	But then the sweet panda took a piss,
それを受け入れられん連中がお気持ち表明　めい 	sore o ukeireraren renchuu ga okimochi hyoumei mei 	And the folks who couldn’t accept that ex-expressed how they felt.
 	 	
ただパンダとして暮らしてた　ただ可愛くして暮らしてた 	tada panda to shite kurashiteta tada kawaiku shite kurashiteta 	I was just living my best panda life, just living ever so cutely.
面の皮 分厚く もっともらしくお説教 	tsura no kawa buatsuku mottomorashiku osekkyou 	I delivered sermons brazenly and solemnly.
ただパンダとして暮らしてた　ただ可愛くして暮らしてた 	tada panda to shite kurashiteta tada kawaiku shite kurashiteta 	I was just living my best panda life, just living ever so cutely.
いらんとこばっかり見てないで 顔面を見ろ 見ろ 見ろ 	iran toko bakkari mitenaide ganmen o miro miro miro 	Quit looking at things you don’t need and look, look, look at my face!
 	 	
ほっぺは澄み切った真っ白　お目々は芯が通った真っ黒 	hoppe wa sumikitta masshiro omeme wa shin ga tootta makkuro 	My cheeks are a spotless white! My eyes are an unwavering black!
超最強マイフェイス 怖いもん無いです 愛嬌罪 極刑 	chousaikyou maifeisu kowai mon nai desu aikyouzai choukei 	With a hyper-invincible face, I’ve got nothing to fear. It’s a capital punishment for the crime of charm.
顔が良い　顔が良い　顔が良い 	kao ga ii kao ga ii kao ga ii 	How attractive, how attractive, how attractive!
揚げ足が噛み千切られないよう　抜かりなくツラ整えましょう 	ageashi ga kami chigirarenai you mekarinaku tsura totonoemashou 	So that my raised leg isn’t gnawed clean through, I’ll flawlessly fix this mug of mine.
ワンミスも認めん パーフェクト外面 求める世で 	wan misu mo shitatamen paafekuto gaimen motomeru yo de 	Not even a single mistake is acceptable in this world that demands a perfect face.
顔が良い　顔が良い　顔害 	kao ga ii kao ga ii kao gai 	How attractive, how attractive, how adverse!
 	 	
Beauty 美 Beauty 美 美 美 	Beauty bi Beauty bi bi bi 	Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty-ty,
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目を逸らすな綺麗好き 	me o sorasu na kireizuki 	Don’t avert your eyes, neat freaks!
 	 	
Beauty 美 Beauty 美 	Beauty bi Beauty bi 	Beauty-ty, beauty-ty,
美に執着してんのはどっち？ 	bi ni shoukyaku shiten no wa docchi? 	Which of us is attached to beauty?
You all want beauty 美 Beauty 美 	You all want beauty bi Beauty bi 	You all want beauty-ty, beauty-ty,
ボクは顔面への執着 	boku wa ganmen e no shuuchaku 	And I’m attached to working on my face.
Beauty 美 Beauty 美 	Beauty bi Beauty bi 	Beauty-ty, beauty-ty,
美に執着してんのはどっち？ 	bi ni shoukyaku shiten no wa docchi? 	Which of us is attached to beauty?
You all want beauty 美 Beauty 美 	You all want beauty bi Beauty bi 	You all want beauty-ty, beauty-ty,
キミは外面への執着 	kimi wa gaimen e no shuuchaku 	‘Cause you’re attached to the outer surface.
 	 	
コンシーラーで隠せん　上っ面の寛容　上っ面の謙遜 	konshiiraa de kakusen uwattsura no kanyou uwattsura no kenson 	You can’t hide this superficial tolerance or superficial humility with concealer.
関係ないぜ ないくせに 首突っ込み いっちょ噛み どの面下げて 	kankeinai ze nai kuse ni kubi tsukkomi iccho kami dono tsura sagete	You poke your nose into my business though it’s got nothing to do with you, nothing at all. All right then, I’ll bite it off! What nerve you’ve got!
 	 	
（愛くるしいパンダに 愛狂う部外者） 	(aikurushii panda ni ai kuruu bugaisha) 	(The outsiders are madly in love with the sweet panda.)
「見た目じゃない」なんてソトヅラ晒すよりも 	“mitame ja nai” nante sotozura sarasu yori mo 	Rather than exposing something like “looks are deceiving” outwardly,
（愛くるしいパンダに 愛狂う部外者） 	(aikurushii panda ni ai kuruu bugaisha) 	(The outsiders are madly in love with the sweet panda.)
心から美顔目指してるほうが誠実でしょ？ 	kokoro kara bigan mezashiteru hou ga seijitsu desho 	Wouldn’t it be more honest to aim for a beautiful face with all your heart?
 	 	
あなたはどこまで真っ白？ 	anata wa doko made masshiro? 	How far does your spotlessness go?
ほっぺは澄み切った真っ白　お目々は芯が通った真っ黒 	hoppe wa sumikitta masshiro omeme wa shin ga tootta makkuro 	My cheeks are a spotless white! My eyes are an unwavering black!
超最強マイフェイス 怖いもん無いです 愛嬌罪 極刑 	chousaikyou maifeisu kowai mon nai desu aikyouzai choukei 	With a hyper-invincible face, I’ve got nothing to fear. It’s a capital punishment for the crime of charm.
顔が良い　顔が良い　顔が良い 	kao ga ii kao ga ii kao ga ii 	How attractive, how attractive, how attractive!
「内面が大事」だとぬかして 愛でていたけど まだそこ外面 	“naimen ga daiji” da to nukashite medete ita kedo mada soko gaimen 	Saying “the inside’s what counts” or stupid shit like that, I was admired, but always for my outer surface.
ワンミスも認めん パーフェクト外面 求める世で 	wan misu mo shitatamen paafekuto gaimen motomeru yo de 	Not even a single mistake is acceptable in this world that demands a perfect face.
顔が良い　顔が良い　顔害 	kao ga ii kao ga ii kao gai 	How attractive, how attractive, how adverse!
 	 	
Beauty 美 Beauty 美 美 美 	Beauty bi Beauty bi bi bi 	Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty-ty,
Beauty 美 Beauty 美 美 	Beauty bi Beauty bi bi 	Beauty-ty, beauty-ty-ty...
You all want 	 	
Purity Pee Purity Pee Pee Pee 	Purity Pee Purity Pee Pee Pee 	Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee, pee,
Purity Pee Purity Pee Pee 	Purity Pee Purity Pee Pee 	Purity, pee, purity, pee, pee...
目を逸らすな綺麗好き 	me o sorasu na kireizuki 	Don’t avert your eyes, neat freaks!
目を逸らすな PeeするPanda 	me o sorasu na Pee suru Panda 	Don’t avert your eyes from this peeing panda!
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