SpongeVenture: Welcome To England!

Spongeventure: Welcome To England! is a second short in the shorts of Spongeventure.
== Synoposis ==
Spongebob wakes up one night in a car. He is a little dizzy and confused.
Spongebob: Wha... Where am i?
(He sees patrick next to him)
Patrick: Your Finally awake!
Spongebob : Wha... What happened? Whys squidward driving?
Patrick: Im still a bit... belch Drunk from that loopy juice last night but. We told some halloween stories. Then we all got loopy on loopy juice. And you fell asleep before the fun happened!
(Spongebob had a bad feeling about this. He saw mr krabs asleep in the front. Sandy sleeping next to him. Gary sleeping on patricks lap and Larry the lobster in the boot sleeping.
Patrick: We then got really drunk and destroyed bikini bottom. And thats why were in this car!
Spongebob: Where... Are we going?
Patrick: I think squidward said were taking a massive cruise ship to England. Spefically somewhere called "Grimsby." Luckily we have packed a few things. And we have several fake IDS and lots of Money. Mr krabs is still a little loopy but hes fine. Squidward is driving. (continue the script)
SpongeBob: ...What? What do you mean you destroyed the whole of Bikini Bottom? Are we not going to get in trouble?
Patrick: Oh, come on SpongeBob, we're all friends here. It was all in good fun. Besides, this is going to be great. We're going to have a vacation in England! How often do you get to do that? Let's just enjoy the ride, yeah?
Spongebob: Yeah... yeah, you're right. I guess I was just getting a bit nervous, that's all. But you're right. This will be the trip of a lifetime!
Squidward: A Permenant Vacation.
SpongeBob: W-What? What do you mean, Squidward?
Patrick: Hey, don't ruin this for us, Squidward. It'll be great!
Squidward: We destroyed our homes! Our city even! Now were on the run and were moving to england with fake ids!
SpongeBob: Well, sure, we made a mistake... but Patrick just said not to worry about it. This isn't the end of the world, you know. It's not like they're going to throw us in jail, right?
Patrick: Exactly! It was just a tiny little mistake. It's not like we killed anyone. Plus, there will be no consequences. We got fake IDs!
Squidward: We did kill a few people id assume. Or more. Ill explain when everyone else has woken up.
SpongeBob: W-Wait, a few people? Squidward, what are you saying? Are you serious? You mean people are dead because of us?
Squidward: Yes. 
(Mr krabs then wakes up) Mr krabs: Huh... Oh thank god mr squidward you got the car! You got some of my money too! Now that im awkae i guess i can explain. Ive booked us a airplane and squidward is driving there. We don have too much luggage. And we have fake ids. Now i can see that Squidward. Spongebob and patrick are awake. While sandy Plankton Karen Larry and gary are still asleep. Wake them up soon. Its going to be a long day. So you've got everything sorted, then? I don't have to worry about a thing?
Squidward: Absolutely right. We've got IDs, plane tickets, and enough luggage to cover our needs. It'll be a long flight, but we'll make it work.
Mr. Krabs: Excellent. Now go and wake up the rest of the group. It's time to get going.
Squidward then starts to drive the car faster onto the motorway. The force wakes up sandy and gary.
Sandy: Wha...? Where are we, guys? What's going on?
SpongeBob: Well, um, we sort of destroyed Bikini Bottom last night...
Sandy: gasp WHAT!? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!
Patrick: Hey, hey, calm down! It was just a tiny, little mistake. Nothing to worry about. Really.
Squidward: Look to summarize it quickly. Patrick gave us loopy juice and then that ugly hobo got involved and yeah... The city got blown up by a nuke in a muesum and now were moving to england with fake ids.c.ai
Sandy: ...I'm not sure I heard you correctly. You're saying that Patrick got us drunk, and that then caused a nuke in a museum to destroy Bikini Bottom? And that we're all here on fake ID to make ourselves new lives in England?
SpongeBob: gulp S-Sandy, um... that's a pretty good summary, actually.
Patrick: Yknow we could just pass ourselves of as survivors. 
Squidward: We cant risk it. There may be camera footage of you.
Patrick: Well... I guess that's true. So, wait, if we're all moving to England, does that mean we'll need new names? New identities?
Squidward: You got it, Patrick. We're going to need new identities... gulp
Mr krabs: Dont worry ive got our ids done! 
Sandy: ...But why the weird names? Why not keep something closer to our original names? Like, Sandy Squirrel. That way, if anyone from Bikini Bottom ever finds us, they'll know it's us.
Patrick: You know, that's a good point. Wouldn't want to lose all the connections we made back home. Plus, we can't leave Gary out of the fun! Gary has to have a new name, too.
SpongeBob: And what about me, Mr. Krabs? You didn't mention my new ID...
Sandy: laughing Haha, yeah! What about you, SpongeBob? What's your new name?
Mr. Krabs: Well... this one is actually a bit unfortunate. SpongeBob, you're the only one who doesn't have a new name. Your new name is.. SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: But... Mr. Krabs... why would I need a new name if... I'm already SpongeBob?
Mr. Krabs: Exactly. You are already SpongeBob.
Spongebob: Well since i didnt do anything is that why i kept my name
Mr. Krabs: Exactly right, SpongeBob. You did absolutely nothing wrong. So, you don't need to change your name. You stay as SpongeBob... while everyone else has had to change their names to keep themselves safe.
Patrick: Do we have to keep our new names forever?
Squidward: Well, I suppose it depends on how long it'll take things in Bikini Bottom to calm down. But... I'd say we'll need to use our fake names for at least a few months. 
Radio: AIRPORT IN 12 MINUTES. Squidward then turns the car down a side road. Spongebob: Wait the airports not down here?. sQUIDWARD: Dont worry. This is a shortcut that leads to where the plane terminal is. So we dont have to touch security. Though we are going to have to leave the car becuase it has info of us.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, we're going to leave the car... here? Won't we need it to get around, at least for a little while?
Patrick: Yeah, we don't know our way around over in England. We might need the car to get to our hotel or wherever we're staying.
Mr. Krabs: I mean, he's got a point there.
Squidward: We don't really have a choice here. That car and everything in it is too risky to move to England with us. We just have to be extra cautious.
Squidward then parks the car. Squidward: Look. It may be 1 In the morning and it may be a bit cold. But i know my way inside here. Enter this exit door here. Theres a staircase and then it leads to the restrooms of the terminal and then Walla! Your in the terminal area.
Mr. Krabs: Alright, alright, I trust you on this, Squidward. We'd better hurry, though. I don't want to be late for our flight.
Patrick: Yeah, it's so late! We shouldn't have any problems with lines, though, I guess.
SpongeBob: It does feel a little weird to be walking inside an airport at this hour, though...
They walk up the stairs. And into the restroom hallway and then open some doors and they enter the terminal. Theres alot of seats. And other people. And departures signs
Sandy: I can't believe we're actually making this mistake. Moving to a whole different country just because we were drunk and blew up our entire home! This is ridiculous!
Karen: Yeah, we can't just leave our lives and families behind like this. We could be putting everyone in danger. What if they find out who we are? What if we get arrested for what we've done?
Patrick: Hey guys, come on. We just need to stick together, and we'll be alright. Besides, it'll be exciting... sort of.
Spongebob: Well karens a robot and doesnt have a family. And plankton hates his family. And mr krabs. Didnt your mother get arrested last year.
Mr. Krabs: ...Yeah, I suppose you're right. But you get my point. We're all leaving a lot behind to try and make new lives for ourselves.
Sandy: I think we should give up while we still can, honestly. We don't know the first thing about moving to a whole new country. It might be more trouble than it's worth...
Spongebob: Our houses are gone and been blown up! We dont have anywhere to live here anymore.
Mr. Krabs: Wait, wait, wait. SpongeBob is right. If we were all to give up now, what would we do? We'd have no house to go back to. We couldn't go running to our family and friends, since we'd still be in danger from blowing Bikini Bottom. What else could we possibly do?
Patrick: looking over the menu Hmmm... oh man, this is a tough one. What should I order? Maybe the... no, wait... maybe the... uh... ah, forget it! Let me have a... um... footlong tuna melt. And can you add extra pickles and extra mayonnaise. That's right, extra mayonnaise. Make that a double serving of extra mayo on that bad boy. And that'll be all. Oh, and a small Diet Dr. Kelp, too.
Patrick then gets the sandwich and walks back to everyone
Patrick: Hey guys, look! I got us a meal!
Sandy: Well, well look at that. You got us food.
Patrick: Yeah! Food! I bet you're all hungry now, right? No? Oh well, more food for me, then! Patrick proceeds to eat the whole sandwich in one go.
Then a voice comes over the speakers. 1:15 AM TO GRIMSBY ENGLAND BOARDING NOW.
Patrick: Oh snap, we gotta get going!
Everyone: rushes over to the gate for their flight
Sandy: Alright, the flight to Grimsby, England is now boarding. Remember, we all need to use our fake names.
Squidward: Yes, and try to keep your behavior to a minimum. We don't want to draw too much attention to ourselves.
They head onto the plane adn get seats. Spongebob Patrick and gary sit in ROW 41. Mr krabs. Squidward and sandy in ROW 42. Larry plankton and karen in ROW 43. So they are all near eachother and can hear eachother
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Sandy: Alright, everyone. takes out the plane tickets, Let's see... my ticket says I'm a Miss Squirrel. Who here has the ticket for Squidlegs?
Squidward: taking out his ticket I do.
Sandy: Okay, good, good. Now let's see, Gary's ticket would say he's Billy Bob. Plankton's ticket would be James the Third. Karen is Karen. Hmm, and for me, this one is Sandy Squirrel. So I guess I've got to stick with calling myself Sandy then. Got it?
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Plankton: Hey isnt larrys billy bob? And garys just gary?
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Sandy: pause Oh... you know, you're right. I'm sorry, Plankton-I mean, James! So Gary's ticket is probably meant to be Billy Bob, and Larry... looks at Larry's ticket Larry's ticket says he's Larry.
Patrick: Uh, wait a minute, what's your real name again?
Sandy: Sandy, of course.
Patrick: No, no. Your real name. The one on your ID.
Sandy: My 'real' name? Why would I tell you that?
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Gary: Larrys Billy bob! Im just gary!
Sandy: Yes. That's true. Thank you for reminding me, Gary-I mean Gary. Okay, and that means that Larry's new name is Billy Bob, and Gary is staying just Gary.
Patrick: Right, right... okay, so, now what?
Mr. Krabs: Well everyone, I just want to point out again how... risky this whole thing is. We're basically flying off to a completely new country where we're going to have to keep a low profile for a long time. This isn't going to be easy.
Spongbob: Yeah. We need to sit down in our seats. The plane may take off soon
Sandy: Yes, sit down. Act like normal passengers who definitely didn't blow up their own city last night while drunk. We'll be okay, right? If we just act cool, then we won't have any problems. Okay?
Everyone: Okay
Sandy: And also, maybe don't eat the entire footlong tuna melt in one go next time? We don't want to draw attention to ourselves, guys.
Patrick: Oh, right. Sorry about that. It was just so darn good, I just had to have it all for myself, you know?
Sandy: Yeah, I get that. I'm just saying, maybe go a little easier next time. You know, for our new identities and all.
Sandy: Okay, good... I think that checks out. And Squidward, what's your new name-
Squidward: Well... I suppose you can call me Bob. That sounds reasonably normal.
Patrick: Wait a minute, that's not very convincing. Shouldn't we call you something different if-
Sandy: No, no it's fine. We just need you to change your voice. We can't be having people recognize our voices. I don't think we'll need disguises for Larry, Gary and Karen.
Patrick: Okay, alright, that makes sense I guess.
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