Munchkins and Dragons/Miscellaneous/Bloopers

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This is a series of bloopers that I started because Munchkins and Dragons died out.
I'll likely still work on it until I end up deciding to fix the other 3 characters up and resume the main story... And Back Cover.
|-|Blooper 1=Avia:And.. MAGE HAND!!
The enemy knight's sword moves to hit the enemy themselves, before falling out of his grasp. Then, Boladin gives the final hit, defeating the knight.
Avia:And yet another victory!
Drogo:Loot time!
..50 gold, 20 silver, and 60 copper. ..And the sword.
Avia:We already have a sword.. So we should probably sell it at the shop.
Boladin:While we're there, can we get a stronger weapon?
Avia:Yes, we can..
-At the shop-
Shopkeeper:Hello there!
Avia:We're selling this sword.
Shopkeeper:Okay, you get 5gp for that.
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Alex:Hmm.. Deric, should we try to steal the item?
Deric:Oh, you're suggesting it? I thought I was the only one...
DM:Come on, guys, you're supposed to be the heroes. Don't steal!
Alex:Avia's Lawful Neutral, not Lawful Good.
DM:Yes, but stealing is against the law!
Alex:Lawful simply means she has a strict code of conduct.. Not that it matches the "law" out there. As long as we don't get caught, we're fine.
Alex:So, Deric, I'll just have Avia cast Invisibility on you, and that should give you a bonus.
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The invisible Deric manages to get out with the magical bow!
DM:Well, guess what, guys? You got it for free. Are you proud of yourselves?
Alex:I mean, it saved us gold pieces, so we have more for spells, so.. yes?
Deric:Yeah, Drogo saved a lot of gp!
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THIEF:Mission accomplished.
Gimble:Seriously, why did you guys do that?
THIEF:Are you complaining about having more money in your pockets?
Gimble:But now he probably won't like us!
Avia:We're probably not going to see him again anyways. We'll just have to wait until there's something else for us to do.
Laurel:HE- Oh, thank goodness we meet again! There's a dragon in the mountain nearby, and he's been causing us quite the trouble! Rampaging the village, and stealing magical items from stores!
Avia:A dragon? ..Well, you can count on us!
THIEF:Yeah! We'll take down the dragon for you!
Laurel:Oh, thank you, Avia and THIEF.
THIEF:Wait.. What did you call me?
Laurel:THIEF. That's your name, right?
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Deric:Are you KIDDING me right now?
Gianna:*chuckles*
Deric:What's so funny?!
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THIEF:No, my name is DROGO!!! It's not THIEF, it's Drogo!
Gimble:Drogo? Who's that?
THIEF:The rouge in the party that you are the LEADER of?
Avia:Yeah, I'm pretty sure the name's Drogo..
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GM:Alex.. His name's THIEF now, if it wasn't apparent.
Alex:Oh, come on, can't I just call him his regular name? Besides, I'm pretty sure Avia would find the name "THIEF" as quite unusual for a name... She'd definitely think something's up. Plus, she was involved in the thievery as well, so.. Shouldn't she be aware of what happened as well?
GM:Okay, fine..
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THIEF:Finally! Someone gets it!
Laurel:Can you guys please stop arguing about THIEF's name and set out to stop the dragon?
THIEF:Will you stop calling me THIEF?!
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