Patrick Intercourses With an Elephant

This is most likely the worst thing I've ever made. Enjoy i guess.
Patrick Intercourses With an Elephant is a smut episode written by FireMatch. It has a sequel, "SpongeBob Sexts a Girl".
==Transcript==
(The… episode… begins with Patrick casually walking into the zoo with SpongeBob)
Patrick: You think people will think we're gay?
SpongeBob: Who cares if they think that, Patrick? It's the twenty first century!
Patrick: Good point.
(Patrick’s eyes boing as he sees an elephant)
Patrick: AWOOGA
SpongeBob: What's wrong Patrick?
Elephant: (elephant noises)
Patrick: (drools and pants)
SpongeBob: What are you, a fucking dog?
Patrick: No this is Patrick. And i want. To. Sex. That. ELEPHANT!
SpongeBob: PAT NO!
Elephant: (questioning elephant noises)
(Patrick makes a mad dash to the elephant’s cage on all fours, swinging from a hanging tree branch, and lands into the cage right next to the elephant.
Elephant: (excited elephant noises)
Patrick: OH BABY
(Patrick inserts himself into the elephant like a coin slot, and I will spare you the details because I'm about to throw up. Basically afterwards both are covered in cum.)
Patrick: Oh that was great wasn't it?
Elephant: (delighted elephant noises)
Patrick: Say, you wanna go on a date later tonight?
Elephant: (affirming elephant noises)
Police: Hey zoophile!
Patrick: Heh, wonder who that is.
Police: You, stupid star! You're going to jail!
Patrick: Wanna make out instead?
Police: Actually that sounds nice let's do that.
(Patrick starts making out with the police officer while SpongeBob watches)
SpongeBob: What am I doing with my life?
(SpongeBob shoves a spatula through himself and passes out. The end. God.)
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