Flopxico

"La Presidencia debe de durar 6 años sin posibilidad de reelección" (The presidency must last 6 years without the possibility of re-election) -Constitution of Flopxico Chapter 24 Clause 12
 
Hi, this is Flopxico from 1519-2040. If you want to see the history post-civil war, go to Restored Republic.
Flopxico, officially the Flopxican Juanist National State (Estado Nacional Juanista Flopxicano) is a country in North America. It borders the United Flops of America, Baja California, Yucatan, Flepplize and Floppa Rica. In the sea it is bordered by the Caribbean, Pacific and gulf of Flopxico, while having one of the largest coast lines in the world, while not the largest despite Juan's claims. Flopxico is one of the most populous countries of the world at 190,000,000 inhabitants, with around 59% of them being Floppas, despite Juan's claims. Without the rebel controlled areas the population is about 186,500,000. Flopxico is a authoritarian theocratic one party state led by the dictator of the country, Juan, since the 2017 Coup d'Etat and has been at war with several rebel groups including: the Flopatista, The National Flopxican Liberation Army, Gargantious Gang™️, Floppa Clan and others.
Flopxico as a nation was first established in 1821 after a revolution of 1810 held against the Flopanish Empire. The nation has had a troubled history that can be characterised by War, Territorial Changes, Empires and Coup d'états. The country has had a total of 12 coup d'états, including the 2017 One, while also being an empire 2 times, once under the Soggubide rule, then the Santa Floppa dictatorship and the first one would end on a Coup d'état, and the second one would continue normally.
Flopxico is a generally poor country, been known for the legality of slavery since 2017, it's war with rebel groups and the 2nd lowest human rights and HDI ranking. The country has a low development rate due to the Juanist Junta, which has been sanctioned by 196 countries, including a total sanction from the United Flops of America, although only a light embargo, and Republic of Chiflop. Flopxico has been trying to become self reliant under the Juanist Junta, but has been failing due to the almost non existent Flopxican food production. 
The Juanist junta which was established in 2007 after the Flopxican Junta (The original Junta) Coup d'état has been trying to establish total control over the country, but has failed mainly due to the Flopatista and Gargantious Floppa. Gargantious Floppa has funded the Flopatista and NFLA, while also commanding Floppa clan operations in the area. Gargantious Gang itself has joined Flopxican cartels in the Cartel Autonomous ANCAP zone, a cartel-rebel group controlled region led by pre-junta Cartels and Gargantious Gang. Flopxico itslef is in constant war, even been at war with Northern Fyprus, due to the Flopatista been heavily controlled by the 5th International and the Progressive Party of the Working People of Fyprus. Althought the war with Fyprus is only officially, some Fypriot troops have been caught fighting under Flopatista and Floppa clan uniforms in Flopxico. Flopxico is officially at war with all rebel groups, Northen Fyprus and Floppa Rica.
== Etymology ==
The name Flopxico comes from a Native saying which was heard by explorers in the 1518 Expedition, as natives said Colua Colua Flopxico. Slowly the word Flopxico would be adopted as the name of the lands. Today it is believed that Flopxico was the name of one of the areas where natives would live.
== History ==
=== Pre Revolution ===
After the discovery of the Americas by the Flopanish in the 1400's the Flopanish empire established many colonies around the continent. Most notably there where the carribean colonies which would be used by the Empire to land in Flopxico in 1518, during an expedition which would see the establishment of Porto-Flop, which is today under Flopatista rule. In 1519 after talks with the King of the Flopanish empire permission was granted to colonize the lands, thus resulting in the conquest of the Flopztec Empire. 
The Flopspaniards with 500 conquistadors would take over the Flopztec empire, mainly thru the help and supplies of disgruntled cities within the empire. The conquistadors had a huge technological advantage over the Flopztecs due to their guns, cannons and calvary. The conquistadors would also be helped by a Flopztec woman who was taken captive and learned Flopanish, soon giving the conquistadors the strategical positions of the Flopztecs.
Thanks to Flopanish historians who where together with the conquistadors and Flopztec writers we know a lot about the conquest of the Empire, most notably Floprnal Sog del Flopstillo, a Flopanish historian. It is to be noted that after the conquest of Ancient Flopxico city many of the defeat Flopztecs would join the Flopanish alliance and help it defeat the rest of the empire.
The conquest would see new diseases introduced to Flopxico, such as Smallflop. These diseases while gone in Europe thanks to the development of the European immune systems to resist the diseases would cause a large amount of deaths in the natives of Flopxico, due to their bodies not been used to the diseases, with the last Flopztec emperor dying to smallflop. The estimated amount of deaths to these diseases, mostly smallflop is 15 Million, more than 50% of the Flopztec population. Combined with the 10% killed during the conquest 60% of the Flopztec population would die between 1519 and 1520.
In 1521 Flopxico officially became a part of the Flopanish empire, establishing the Viceroyalty of New Sloopa. From 1521 till 1810 Flopxico would remain a part of Flopain, stretching from Texas and California until Floppa Rica as a colony of Flopain. The same year modern Flopxico City (Known as Juanxico city by the Junta) was established, while the National Palace was built, the former house of the President before the Coup d'état. The colony was under the authority of the Floppist Church of the Pope, King of Flopain and Viceroy. 
Thanks to the high amount of Gold and Silver in Flopxico the colony would flurish and become an intergal part of the Flopanish empire, even becoming richer than certain Flopanish mainland regions. Despite that the Flopanish which arrived at Flopxico and slowly repopulated it would slowly develop their own identity, eventually leading to the 1810 Revolution.
=== The Revolution ===
On January 4, 1810, Miguel Hidalgo y Flopilla would express his thoughts of independence from Flopain, to make Flopxico a free nation, without the influence of the Flopanish, without slavery, etc. (This speech was called: Grito de Flopores)
The flopxicans supported Miguel Hidalgo, but the Flopanish Junta did not like this at all and Miguel Hidalgo had his head cut off on January 10, 1810, by the Flopanish Junta. The people were saddened in a great way since they lost someone who could help them until Vicente Fleprrero arrived, he joined other insurgents such as José María Florelos y Flapón, Guadalupe Flopctoria, Ignacio Flopllende and many more. They fought in many cities against the viceroy and his army and the Junta of course, many of the battles were in Vallafloplid, Guadalapara, Caldeflop, Zacaflop, Floptillo etc.
The war was bloody with more than 1 million killed. The war ended on September 25, 1820, the King of Spain Fernanflop VII would not recognize the independence of Flopxico, until his death on September 27, 1821. The citizens of Flopxico were celebrating to be rid of the iron fist of the Spanish, the empire was proclaimed on the same day, but a ruler had to be chosen...
=== First Empire and Republic ===
The Congress of the Union of the Flopxican Empire El Congreso de la Unión del Imperio Flopxicano (which was the successor to the Flopanish Junta) was looking for a leader for the Flopxican Empire after independence, Agustín de Soggubide sent a letter to the Flopxican Junta (colloquially named after people born in the past viceroyalty) which read as follows:
Due to my participation in the independence of Flopxico and drafting the Flopguala Plan (Note: The plan that officially proclaimed Flopxico independent) I should be the emperor of Flopxico.
The Flopxican Junta accepted Soggubide, but then Soggubide for some reason refused to be on the throne, but due to his father's motivations he sent another letter to the Flopxican Junta, which they accepted again. It was not until January 4, 1822 that Soggubide was crowned emperor of Flopxico.
Soggubide in the beginning managed the commerce, until he asked to be head of the armed forces. His father got him to be head of the armed forces (by tricking the Flopxican Junta into accepting) and so Soggubide became ambitious and always was outside of Flopxico because he was traveling, all the Flopxicans was very poor and the Junta was not going to be left behind and they planned to shoot Soggubide in the department of Tamafloppas when he would return. And so it happened. He returned and was arrested.
On April 5, 1823 he was shot by the armed forces, the Junta now wanted to establish a republic with fewer privileges for the President, the National Palace (the government building) was completely restored for its new use. Guadalupe Flopctoria ran for president and in fact he was the only one who ran and on January 24, 1824, he won and was elected as the new president of the new republic that was proclaimed that same day, nothing much to note after this until November 4, 1836 with the arrival of Floptonio Flópez de Santa Floppa (shortened to: Santa Floppa), who repeated the same process as Soggubide and making the republic of centralist ideology while giving himself many privileges (proclaiming himself as His Serene Highness Su Alteza Serenísima) , and raised taxes to get rich.
Flopxico at this point was very poor, and with greatly reduced freedom if it was not until May 5, 1838 that the politician Juan Juanalvarez decided to stop this by making the Floputla Plan that said that Santa Floppa was not president. Santa Floppa, realizing this, he raised taxes more and would kill anyone who had a copy of the Floputla Plan. Juan Juanalvarez made his army, which he dubbed "The Liberal Army of Freedom." or "El Ejército Liberal de la LIbertad." Juanalvarez was already ready. While Santa Floppa was distracted, he grabbed the leg of Santa Floppa (which he had lost in the war against Soggubide) and dragged the leg through the streets of the City of Flopxico and burned it,
Santa Floppa paid a lot of attention to this and already wanted to kill Juan Juanalvarez, the army of Santa Floppa and the army of Juan Juanalvarez met in the city of Acapulco in the department of Fleprerro. The war was not as bloody as like the war of independence, but Santa Floppa's army surrendered. Then the Junta exiled him to the city of Havana, Flopuba. Elections were held but Juan Juanalvarez did not run for president (it was not until 1889 that he ran for the presidency but without any relation to this event) 3 presidents passed in different periods but none managed to make a better country Flopxico so it was decided to make a Second Republic.
=== Second Republic ===
The Flopxican Junta established the Second Flopxican Republic on December 31, 1856, under the same presidency of the last president of the First Republic named Juan Justo Florro, Flopxico improved economically thanks to the Presidency of Juan Justo Florro, and was the first Mexican president in complete his presidency correctly, Caracalías who was the next President composed the Mexican National Anthem on July 24, 1859, he managed to make it the national anthem before his assassination on August 31, 1860, Manuel de la Floppa and Floppa improved political relations between Flopxico and Flopain, who were still a little tense, Juanito Juarez, who was the next, drafted the Constitution of Flopxico on May 23, 1874, which said that the presidency would last 4 years, that after his presidency was completely forgotten, the Junta that changed on March 24, 1877 and the new members were anarchists, which destroyed Flopxico, the members of the new Junta were assassinated by the Armed Forces, and athird Republic was established on February 28, 1876 under the presidency of Flopnuel María Lombardini.
=== Third Republic ===
Flopnuel María Lombardini, increased the flopxican economy and technology, carts were no longer used, now cars were used, it was already possible to call other places without the need for letters, etc. he lasted an impressive 16 years, he killed all criminals who broke the laws and the taxes during his presidency were very fair, in his last year the Junta forced him to resign due to the large number of years he was in the presidency,
Juan Juanalvarez was next and the one that overthrew Santa Floppa from the presidency, he did not do much like previous presidents, only lowered taxes by a couple of pesos. Juanito Juarez would once again establish a bit of order in the number of years that previous presidents were in power, but people loved him and then he won again in the following elections, Floplix Zulobingus was the next who was a complete idiot ruling the country and in his last year of presidency he was removed by the Junta. Then a new president named Porfloppario Díaz arrived, he was like Flopnuel it increased technology and later textile fashion, toys for children, etc.
the people re-elected him 3 times on his third time his bad intentions of being a dictator were noticed, Flopancisco F. Flopadero wanted to overthrow him from the presidency by creating the National Anti-Reelection Party, Flopancisco campaigned many times to get elected and just in the year of elections on September 3, 1921, he was imprisoned but he was not going to be left behind and he escaped from prison the same day, he arrived at the place where the 1921 elections would be held, and won, later in the following year 1922, Flopancisco exiled Porfloppario Díaz to Flopce, the states were asking Flopancisco for resources but he had run out of money, he promised things that he did not fulfill, etc. the junta in his presidency said that the Republic was restored (about the overthrow of Porfloppario) before they realized what Flopancisco was doing, they found out and killed him on June 6, 1925.
==== Restored Republic (Third Republic still) ====
Several presidents passed by without doing important things as if they were there because yes, notable for their diplomatic movements were Venustiano Floprranza and Bingusdolfo Ruiz Floptinas, another president named Flopázaro Cardénas expropriated oil (Creating a government company that to date is still standing called Petróleos Flopxicanos "Flopxican Oils") and improved agriculture, in the penultimate presidency of this period called "Restored Republic" the Juan Unity Party would be created.
==== Pre Juanist Flopxico ====
In the presidency of Miguel de la Flopdrid, the Juanista Flopxicano Party was established, which launched the ideology of Juanism, Juan is running for the presidency but due to the strange terms established by the Juanism ideology he does not win and Carlos Floplinas wins. The Floppatista army would be created on the state of Chiappas due to internal problems with the juanist party, in 1999 Juan wins the presidency by buying votes, Flopxico at this point is not democratic as well, Flepnesto Zedillo of the National Action Party overthrows Juan on May 9, 2003, by buying votes,
but is assassinated by the Juanist Party, the Floppatista army searches for Juan to put an end to him due to the problems he is causing, Juan wins the presidency and changes the Junta to the Juanist Party on June 3, 2007 so that the Juanist ideology board can remove future presidents, Vicente Fox wins the presidency on December 23, 2009, but the Junta removes him and puts Juan in the presidency.
=== Modern Flopxican History ===
Juan, after removing all political ideology other than Juanism, would re-elect himself until his death, and would leave his son Miguel in the presidency, he removed the 1874 constitution and made his own in 2017 called "The Juanist Constitution of Flopxico of 2017 (La Constitución Juanista de Flopxico de 2017)" that legalized slavery, child exploitation and other indescribable things, even so Juan has been loyal to the United Flops, but only to be able to annex them at some point.
=== Flopxico territorial changes ===
Flopxico had territorial changes on these years:
1821-1824 Flopxico had:
Departments (Empire):
# Floahuila
# Nueva Visfloppa
# Nuevo Reino de Floppa
# Flopora
# Floptaulipas
# Floprida de Yucatán
# California
# Nuevo Flopxico
# Guadalafloppa
# Vallafloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Floptemala
# El Salvador
# Flopcaragua
# Flopduras
# Floppa Rica
1824-1843 Flopxico had:
States (First Republic):
# Floahuila y Fexas
# Flophuahua
# Flopdango
# Nuevo Floppa
# Flopora y Flopinaloa
# Floptaulipas
# Yucatán
# Jalisco
# Michofloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Chiappas
Territories (First Republic)
# California
# Nuevo Flopxico
# Colima
1843-1869 Flopxico had:
States (First Republic 1843-1857):
# Distrito Federal
# Floahuila
# Flophuahua
# Flopdango
# Nuevo Floppa
# Flopora y Flopinaloa
# Floptaulipas
# Yucatán
# Jalisco
# Michofloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Chiappas
# Colima
Territories (First Republic 1843-1857)
# California
# Nuevo Flopxico
States (Second Republic 1857-1869):
# Distrito Federal
# Floahuila
# Flophuahua
# Flopdango
# Nuevo Floppa
# Flopora
# Flopinaloa
# Floptaulipas
# Yucatán
# Jalisco
# Michofloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Chiappas
# Colima
# Verafloppa
States (Second Republic 1869-1876 (Third Republic):
# Distrito Federal
# Floahuila
# Flophuahua
# Flopdango
# Nuevo Floppa
# Flopora
# Flopinaloa
# Floptaulipas
# Yucatán
# Jalisco
# Michofloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Chiappas
# Colima
# Verafloppa
# Flopeche
# Aguascalientes
# Nayafloppa
States (Third Republic 1876-1974:
# Ciudad de Flopxico
# Floahuila de Flopparoza
# Flophuahua
# Flopdango
# Nuevo Floppa
# Flopora
# Flopinaloa
# Floptaulipas
# Jalisco
# Michofloppa
# Zacafloppa
# San Luis Floptosí
# Guanafloppa
# Querétafloppa
# State of Flopxico
# Flopuebla
# Flopoaxaca
# Chiappas
# Colima
# Verafloppa
# Aguascalientes
# Nayafloppa
# Quintana Floppa
# Hidafloppa
# Tlaxcala
# Flopbasco
# Floprelos
# Floptemala
# El Salvador
# Flopcaragua
# Flopduras
And finally in 2016 Colima is renamed to Floplima
== The Official Name of Flopxico ==
1822-1823 Sovereign Flopxican Empire (Imperio Soberano de Flopxico)
1823-1857 Federal Republic of Flopxico (República Federal de Flopxico)
1857-1876 Second Republic of Flopxico (Segunda República de Flopxico)
1876-2010 Third Republic of Flopxico (Tercera República de Flopxico)
2010-Present Flopxican Juanist National State
== The National Anthem of Flopxico ==
The National Anthem of Flopxico composed by Valentín Gómez Caracalías was the anthem of flopxico since 1859 to 2016 now it's the sacred anthem called "Himno a Juan" by the juanist Junta
The way to sing the anthem it's the next: Coro, Estrofa 1, Coro, Estrofa 2, Coro
Chorus (Coro): "Flopxicanos, al grito de guerra!, el acero aprestad y el Bridón! y retiemble en sus centros la tierra!, al sonoro rugir del Cañón!"
Stanza 1 (Estrofa 1): "Ciña, Oh Patria tus sienes de Caracal, de la paz el arcangel divino!, que en el paraíso tu eterno destino! por el dedo de Flepsus escribió!, masiosare un extraño enemigo!, porfanar con su planta tu tierra!, piensa Oh Patria querida en el cielo!, un Flop en cada hijo te dió!
Stanza 2 (Estrofa 2): "Guerra Guerra, sin tregua al que intente! de la patria manchar los blasones!, Guerra Guerra los patrios pendones, de las olas de sangre empapad!, Guerra Guerra en el monte, en el valle!, los cañones horrisonos truenen!, y los ecos, sonoros, resuenen!, con las voces de Unión y Libertad!"
== Flopxican Flag ==
The original flag of Flopxico was an floppa on a prickly pear, due to the beliefs of the Flopztecs and their God, Quetzafloppus guided them to see an floppa on a prickly pear, and that flag was created after the 1810 revolution for that reason, then the flag was modified
== Politics ==
Juan - Juan Unity Party (Current President)
Juanito Juarez - Independent - he wrote the Constitution of 1874
Agustín de Soggubide - Liberal Party - First Emperor
Guadalupe Flopctoria - Liberal Party - First President
Porfloppario Díaz - Anarchist Liberal Party - He improved the technology of Flopxico but reelected himself like Juan
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