Steamboat Willie (episode)

Steamboat Willie is the first episode of Steamboat Sponge. The episode premiered on SquiddyTV on February 5, 2024, and was written by SquidTron C. In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick end up in a public domain short after accidently spilling juice on the remote.
==Transcript==
(The episode opens with a birds eye view of SpongeBob's house. SpongeBob prepares for his movie night.)
SpongeBob: I can't fucking wait to watch this new public domain short.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I must invite Patrick for this great movie night!
Patrick: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: GET THE FUCK OUT PATRICK!
(SpongeBob grabs Patrick)
SpongeBob: Are you excited to see Steamboat Willie?
Patrick: Oh yeah... Ugh.
SpongeBob: We are watching Netflix to get it... Not SquiddyTV+ sadly...
Patrick: What?! I brought popcorn and orange juice.
SpongeBob: Oh boy!
(SpongeBob scrolls through the movies tab on Netflix)
SpongeBob: The Amazing Digital Circus, already watched, The Patrick Star Show, no, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, already watched, The SquidBird Movie, OH FUCK NO!, The Lego Movie, already watched, Shrek, overrated.
(SpongeBob sees Steamboat Willie)
SpongeBob: STEAMBOAT WILLIE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! OH FUCK YES!!
Patrick: Isn't that the short that entered the public domain one month ago-
SpongeBob: WE HAVE TO WATCH THIS IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS STEAMBOAT WILLIE THAT WE ARE WATCHING. I WANTED TO WATCH THAT SINCE I WAS A FUCKING KID.
Patrick: Oh yeah! If it sucks I will rate it 0 stars.
(Steamboat Willie plays)
Mickey Mouse: "whistles"
Patrick: I LOVE THIS! (accidently spills orange juice on the remote) Uh oh...
SpongeBob: PATRICK! THAT IS FUCKING BAD! YOU SPILLED STUFF ON THE REMOTE THAT COULD CAUSE SERIOUS-
(a portal opens on the TV)
SpongeBob and Patrick: AHHHHHHH!
(SpongeBob and Patrick get sucked into the TV)
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
SpongeBob: Where are we?
(SpongeBob and Patrick are in the Televerse)
Patrick: OH NO! IS IT THE TELEVERSE-
(SpongeBob and Patrick end up in Steamboat Willie)
SpongeBob: What the fuck happened?
Patrick: Must be the boring dimension. Let's go home!
SpongeBob: Patrick wait, we are in the TV now. Look it's Mickey Mouse.
Patrick: Mickey Who?
SpongeBob: He is Mickey Mouse, Mickey Mouse, Mickey Fucking Mouse.
(the episode then cuts to the Digital Circus)
Pomni: Is that SpongeBob and Patrick in Steamboat Willie?
Jax: Who cares. The short is ruined! (cries)
Pomni: WHAT?!
(the episode then cuts back to the steamboat)
SpongeBob: Well, we must get back-
Mickey Mouse: Who the fuck are you two.
Patrick: We are SpongeBob and Patrick. All we were having is a movie night and we got stuck here because Patrick spilled-
Mickey Mouse: GET OUT OF MY STEAMBOAT!
(Pete appears and shoots Mickey with a gun as Patrick and SpongeBob escapes into the river)
SpongeBob: Well we are in the river... Alone :(
Patrick: I found a rock.
SpongeBob: I found a pineapple.
(SpongeBob and Patrick turn the fucking pineapple and rock into houses)
SpongeBob: Well goodnight Patrick...
Patrick: Goodnight SpongeBob.
(it is morning in the Steamboat Willie world)
SpongeBob Morni-
(SpongeBob and Patrick get hooked)
SpongeBob: Fu-
Mickey Mouse: Hey fella.
Patrick: What do you want...
(Mickey Mouse drives his steamboat to his house)
Mickey Mouse: This is my house...
(meanwhile at Conch Street)
Mr. Krabs: Where is that son of a shit.
(Mr. Krabs heads to SpongeBob's house)
Mr. Krabs: Where are you SpongeBob, you are meant to be at work lol.
Squidward: They could be playing Hide & Seek again.
Sandy: This could be a problem. They are on TV.
(Sandy touches the remote and Sandy, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs runs away from SpongeBob's house as the house exploded)
(back at Mickey's house)
Mickey: This is Goofy.
Goofy: Cool steamboat.
Mickey: And this is Donald.
Donald Duck: What are those.
Mickey: SpongeBob and Patrick. Let's get McDonald's.
SpongeBob: Okay...
(SpongeBob, Patrick, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy get McDonald's)
SpongeBob: Yum.
(The end)
==Characters==
*SpongeBob SquarePants
*Gary the Snail
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles
*Mickey Mouse
*Pomni
*Jax
*Pete
*Mr. Krabs
*Sandy Cheeks
*Goofy
*Donald Duck
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