Funnymouth vs Smile Dog

Trakked as Funnymouth Vladimyr P. as Smile Dog WELCOME TO A SINISTER RAP BATTLE FUNNYMOUTH AGAINST SMILE DOG BEGIN Funnymouth: Funnymouth entered the chat, time a bad boy gets a whippin’ Cuz I’ll put ya’ in the pound when you see what this mouth glitched in I like to lik the bluud of puppies when they cross my way So come on, I dont like to stop, it’s time to mutilate a stray This disgrace to pastas needs to be put back in the Spam file This JPG will be uneasy when I widen his smile Smile Dog: Incoming Message: This psycho nerd’s trying to fight satan himself? This Hound’ll raise hell cuz of the words you misspelled This email’s gonna fail if you think you’re diabolical, Compared to my satanic look, this poser’s Necronomi-comical Go back to being an annoyance; your relevance, outdated! ‘Cuz licking blood won’t save you from this living hell that i’ve created Funnymouth: A pic is all you’re good for; Don’t be so sad about ur loss Smile Dog: It’s a Joy Kill-ing you, but, I will still invade your thoughts People forgot about you, best leave another chain letter Funnymouth: Ya’ can’t leave me blocked Fur-ever, could a stare do you better?, O)_(O I pop off jaws with awe, to make the victim insane, I don’t see a handsome face, but i’ll still lick the remains Smile Dog: inflicting pain upon my viewers like your pasta, cancerous Cuz My win’s Illuminated by the flash of a camera Funnymouth: Oh, you want me to get silly? Well, let me send you an email “This dog’s going back to hell, unless you #RefertoSales Then you’ll be neutered, doggy, but I might as well spay ‘cuz you’re nothing more than a bitch that lets suicide seize the day!” I know you can’t like the rap, but we’ll still have fun Slendy’s pup looks are disgusting; can’t even haunt anyone, They don’t understand my ways, but yours just make me bored, It’s time to put down this dog; just more of a Ghost than Jeorge Smile Dog: You should WAKE UP and realize; those were suicidal rhymes Cuz what you spat was sour like it was lemon and lime I’ll crush your Skull under my paw, then tear your tongue from the seams You’ll wish you were redeemed once I start HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS *Smile Dog Transforms* Smile Dog (2nd Form): SPREADING THE WORD WON’T SAVE YOU WHEN THIS DOG COMES TO BITE ANYTHING YOU TYPE’S MORE OF A 404 THAN YOUR SITE YOU LIVE IN AN INVERTED REALITY IF YOU’LL THINK I’LL BURN THIS DOG WILL ALWAYS LEAVE TROLLPASTAS CRUSHED, LIKE AN EARTHWORM SET UP A FIREWALL TO STOP YOU; THIS VIRUS AIN’T NEW YOU SHOULD FROWN NOT-SO-FUNNYMOUTH BECAUSE GOD DOESN’T LOVE YOU What I spit is assisted; guess you’ll have to learn that SUICIDE’S THE ONLY WAY- * Funnymouth has left the chat WHO MURDERED THE MIC? COMMENT THE WAIVER BELOW RETURN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ANOTHER SINISTER RAP BATTLE Writers: Vlad and Trakked Beat Producer: Smoke Mixer / Effects: Vlad Cover art by Trakked''