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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: July 28, 2001
Episode Copyrighted: 2000
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
It's been a day after the event, The heroes had returned home from the beach and they're having fun for a day, except for Lincoln when he was wearing a squirrel costume because they believed that he's wearing it as a good luck charm, but wearing a costume is not a good idea because about the whole event. Lincoln looked at us as he took off his head.
Lincoln Loud: Hey there, do you know why I have to wear these like I told you about this afternoon? I have to wear this suit during the game so that I have to avoid this when Lynn was about to lose. It turns out that she won the game because she believed that I had to wear this as a good luck charm. My family forced me to wear this for the rest of the day.
Lola Loud: *off distance* Hey! Put your head back on!
He quickly put it back on and sighed.
Lincoln Loud: Well at least it can't get any worse.
He went upstairs to go to the bathroom, but his sisters got in line first, which is Lori taking a shower.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, then I'll go check downstairs to see what's for dinner.
He went back downstairs to see his parents are preparing for dinner and he enters the kitchen. He needs to give his mom permission first.
Lincoln Loud: Hey mom.
Rita Loud: Yes dear?
Lincoln Loud: May I take off the head?
Rita Loud: I'm sorry sweetie, but I'm afraid that you had to wear it for a while.
Lincoln Loud: What? You mean "forever"?!
Rita Loud: Well, I'm really not sure about this.
Lynn Loud Sr.: What she really meant was when you have to wear it so we won't get any bad luck. It's either that or you can go back outside.
Lincoln Loud: But what if I'll starve or get sweaty!
Lynn Loud Sr.: Alright, you can take off the head, but you can only take it off during lunch and dinner. Understood?
Lincoln Loud: *sigh* Yes dad.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Good, now go tell your sisters that dinner is ready.
He nodded and he left the kitchen to tell his sisters that dinner is ready. Later on, when everyone is eating their food in the dining room. Lincoln took off his head and started eating his food. SpongeBob looked at Lynn but she looked at her brother without the head and then turned her head to her parents.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Huh?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Dad, why's Lincoln taking off his head?
Lynn Loud Sr.: I told him that he can only take it off if it's breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Lori Loud: I hope he doesn't make any mess for tonight.
Lana Loud: Or even food fight.
Lola Loud: Oh no! Don't even start it, Lana!
Lana Loud: What? I wasn't doing anything.
Yellow Rectangle: Lola, Lana has a point. We gotta tell Mr. Bump and Miss Daredevil.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Alright, that's enough girls. As long as he's wearing a costume, there won't be any bad luck after all.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Fine, but I got my eye on you, Lincoln.
She glared at her brother and flinched as he gulped. Right after dinner, Lincoln went upstairs to the bathroom. Before he's about to enter, Lynn quickly blocks the door in front of him.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What do you think you're doing?
Lincoln Loud: I had to get myself clean.
Lynn Loud Jr.: You can't take it off.
Lincoln Loud: *annoyed* Oh come on! I'm sweating here!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *sarcasm* Well, guess you'll have to go back outside then.
Lincoln Loud: Ugh, fine!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Good.
Slide transition with the four, Mr. Bump was catching up with Miss Daredevil.
Mr. Bump: *worried* Wait! Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: *smiles* Hey, you three, you coming to watch?
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil, don't go!
Little Miss Daredevil: Why not?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Miss Daredevil, we saw it! It's big, scary and green!
Little Miss Daredevil: So Mr. Krabs' money when he makes cash, but I ain't afraid of that either! Uh, hope he didn't hear that.
Mr. Bump: You'll get massacred!
He tripped, falling to the ground.
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, I'm from Dillydale. What you think is big and what I think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got my boots. I can't take that sitting down.
Yellow Rectangle: *gets concerned* Okay, but what if the serpent didn't take your boots?
Little Miss Daredevil: If that spider ain't got my boots, who does?
Mr. Bump: *unconvincingly* Um, I do?
Little Miss Daredevil: *confused* You do? Where?
Mr. Bump: Um, in my bandage pocket.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, why didn't you just say so? Give it here! Come on!
He hesitated before pulling out the string with a clip.
Little Miss Daredevil: *frowns* Mr. Bump, that's a paperclip and a piece of string.
Mr. Bump: *shakes head* No, it's not. These are your boots.
Little Miss Daredevil: *annoyed* Mr. Bump!
Mr. Bump: *defensively* How would you know?! It's always behind you!
However, she was leaving.
Mr. Bump: *teary* Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go!
He went in front of her, hugging her before she pulled him off.
Little Miss Daredevil: Mr. Bump, what is the matter with you? Now, I'm gonna go give that legless rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you can say to stop me!
She resumed walking a bit.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh yeah? What if I said blargen fedibble no-hip?
She stopped for a moment.
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down, but I'm still going for him!
They continued walking with Mr. Bump striding along, smirking.
Mr. Bump: You know, boots are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home.
They only passed him before the bandaged man came back, with some ice cream.
Yellow Rectangle: We've got ice cream! With nuts...
She only passed him again. Finally, SpongeBob, Yellow and Mr. Bump, in a yellow costume with gray hair, frowned as he spoke.
Mr. Bump: *elderly voice* Miss Daredevil, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!
Yellow Rectangle: *elderly voice* Yeah sure, Miss Daredevil!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *elderly voice* Howdy, Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: You ain't my pa!
SpongeBob, Yellow and Mr. Bump, removing the disguise, grabbed boxing gloves out, putting them on before going in front of her.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *frowns* Miss Daredevil, if you want to get that spider, you're gonna have to go through me!
However, she only pushed him aside slightly. Finally, the crying bandaged man hugged her legs.
Mr. Bump: *cries* Miss Daredevil, no! I can't let you! I'm not gonna let you get killed. If you find him, you'll get eaten for sure!
Little Miss Daredevil: Ain't no way some dumb old snake's gonna make a meal of me. I'm too Dillydale tough!
Mr. Bump: *continues crying* No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!
Little Miss Daredevil: *frowns* Mr. Bump, quit worrying. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the most awesome daredevil in Dillydale?
She flipped around a bit, grinning.
Mr. Bump: You are.
They helped him up.
Little Miss Daredevil: And who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate?
SpongeBob SquarePants: A karate?
They made a K shape with Mr. Bump making a U shape.
Mr. Bump: You did.
Little Miss Daredevil: And who saves your bandaged backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?
Mr. Bump: Uh, you do.
Little Miss Daredevil: Right. And I can handle your little spider too, 'cause I am the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for me to catch.
Mr. Bump: Okay.
Little Miss Daredevil: Say it.
Yellow Rectangle: Come on, Mr. Bump.
Mr. Bump: There isn't anything.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Anything?
Little Miss Daredevil: *glares* Ain't nothin'!
Mr. Bump: *frowns* Ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for you to catch. But...
Little Miss Daredevil: Gaah!
Meanwhile in the food court, The heroes are sitting at the table waiting for Lola. Rita and Lynn Sr. didn't say anything about Lola to them while the rest of the girls are talking about how things are going after they're done shopping. Lola came last, but in a grumpy mood. They looked at her as she sat down.
Luna Loud: Dude, why the long face?
Lola Loud: What happened to Lincoln!
Lori Loud: What did he do now?
Lola Loud: He just ran off to go to the restroom because I lost the pageant!
They gasp except the parents. Lynn turned to an angry face.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* Lynn, how could you?!
Lynn Loud Jr.: He did what?!
Lola Loud: Like I said, he left off!
Lynn Loud Jr.: I told him not to take off the suit!
Luan Loud: Yeah, what would happen if my pranks went wrong?
Leni Loud: I don't want my clothes to be ruined!
Patrick Star: And I don't want ice cream to be ruined too!
Mr. Bump: Yeah.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Guys! Guys! Calm down. I'm sure we can discuss this after we find him.
Lucy Loud: Dad.
Lynn Loud Sr.: Yes, Lucy.
Lucy Loud: I think he found us here.
Lola Loud: Traitor!
Squidward Tentacles: Yeah, you are traitors! Traitors! TRAITORS!
SpongeBob SquarePants: We are not traitors. You knew he didn't mean this to happen. Last night, I felt bad for Lincoln because he lost everything from his room. He begged us to stop!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Oh yeah! Look where it got him! He's the reason because he is a curse!
She accusingly pointed her finger at Lincoln. It really hurt when she called him a curse. Something changed inside of him. He started to get mad at them.
Lincoln Loud: *livid* I'm cursed? I'm cursed!? Lynn, I can't believe what you said is uncalled for!
Yellow Rectangle: *cries* What have I done!?!? *angrily punches Lynn*
Lynn Loud Jr.: *to Yellow* Hey, what are you doing?!
Yellow Rectangle: *angrily* It's all your fault, Lynn. It was your idea.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What?! Lincoln shouldn't have caused enough trouble.
Yellow Rectangle: I don't care about you, Lynn. Just leave him alone so this wouldn't have happened.
Lori had to break up the two of them from another fight. She let them both go.
Lori Loud: Knock it off, you two! Fighting won't solve problems! We have to find Lincoln or he could get hurt.
Lisa Loud: Fear not heroes, I have a tracking device that I implant inside of his body.
They're staring at Lisa shocked.
Lisa Loud: For emergency. We can't let our parents or the police find out about this situation.
Luan Loud: What are we waiting for? Let's go find him!
Lana Loud: *wiped my tears* Didn't you hear what Lincoln said, he said he caused enough trouble from us because we're selfish!
Leni Loud: *cries* He called me brainless!
Luna Loud: Dude, we know we make some mistakes a lot, but gotta find him. C'mon!
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, Luna's right! We have to find him!
Slide transition. The four are walking to the track.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, he's gonna be around here somewhere.
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil?
Little Miss Daredevil: Grah!
Yellow Rectangle: Say that again, Mr. Bump!
She began heading off with Mr. Bump following.
Mr. Bump: But...
Little Miss Daredevil: Wagh!
Mr. Bump: And...
Little Miss Daredevil: Gawah!
Mr. Bump: We...
Little Miss Daredevil: Bladah!
Mr. Bump: I...
Little Miss Daredevil: Wa-gah!
Later, the four continued to where the track was.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So, Miss Daredevil, what is this track anyway?
Little Miss Daredevil: You'll see, SpongeBob. This is a track. We'll run to the finish line. *to Mr. Bump* Mr. Bump?
Mr. Bump: Yeah but...
Little Miss Daredevil: No!
Mr. Bump: You see...
Little Miss Daredevil: No!
Mr. Bump: I...
Little Miss Daredevil: *groans* Grahhh!
Back at the Loud House at midnight, they've already gone to bed after dinner except for Lynn that she has trouble sleeping on. She starts to mumble and move her sides on her bed. And then her mumble goes louder and louder until she jolts up from her sleep gasping. Lynn must've had her nightmare. She got off from her bed and went to the bathroom to wash her face. After she's done, Lynn was about to head back to her room, but suddenly she heard Leni scream from her room. It caused to wake everybody else up and ran out from their room to Lori and Leni's Room. They opened the door and looked Leni panting and shaking in fear. Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs and Lori got up as well.
Luna Loud: Leni, you okay?
Leni Loud: *stammers* Guys, I had a nightmare! I was about to go to the fashion center, but then there was some screaming and banging. When I looked out to the hall, I see some bad people with their belongings and looked at me. I realized that they brought their pet to finish me off! *tears sheds* I thought you were all dead!
Leni began to cry. Her sisters felt bad about Leni. Poor girl has been suffering. Lori walked over Leni and comforted her by hugging her second sister.
Lori Loud: It's okay, Leni. It's all over now. You're not the only one who's having a bad dream.
Leni Loud: *sniffs* You do?
Lori Loud: Yes, I do too. I had a nightmare when I was texting on my phone until I heard a banging sound and I walked upstairs to my room and I spotted Lincoln searching for something. I started to get mad and yelled at him for not listening. I picked him up and kicked him out of my room. I picked him up again and threw him all the way to his room, but the door got in his way and fell down stairs to the ground. *looks down in shame* I realized that I could've killed him.
Leni Loud: *gasps* What?!
Luna Loud: Don't forget about us! I had a bad dream when I hung out with Lincoln and my friend, Sam. All of sudden, he accidentally landed on her nose. I got him off of her because I was so mad and kicked his jaws, losing his teeth. He won't be able to talk.
Luan Loud: For my bad dream, I went on psycho to prank all of you guys and then they sent me to the hospital to calm me down, tied up and never leave this room again.
Lana Loud: I had a bad dream when we were fighting until one of us accidentally broke our dad's plate. He yelled at us and told us who did this. Lincoln stepped up and took the blame for himself instead of us. *starts to sob* He sent our brother to the juvie school and never saw our brother again.
Lola Loud: I had a bad dream too! When I was on my to pageants, but this jerk threw acid on my face! Lincoln beat him up until he got arrested because his parents are rich and demanded the cops to send our brother to juvie! *starts to sobbing* This is the worst day ever!
Lisa Loud: I never had any nightmares, but this is horrible!
Lucy Loud: I never had one either. My great grandmother told me about what happened today. I guess I was too late to warn you.
Lori was shocked to hear that her sisters were having nightmares. She felt really bad for her sisters except for Lynn. She was standing by the door.
Lori Loud: I'm sorry that you've been through. Do you need a hug?
Mr. Krabs: Yes.
The twins nodded and walked over to Lori to give her a hug. The twins stopped crying as they calmed down.
Lori Loud: I know Lincoln means a lot to us. We all do.
Lola Loud: *sniffs* I know.
Lana Loud: *talks softly* Can we sleep with you?
Squidward Tentacles: Uh huh?
Squidward and Lori nodded. She escorted her twin sisters to her bed to sleep with her. Lisa went to grab Lily from her room and come straight back to sleeping with Leni in case she needs some company. Lily is the only baby that she's still asleep. Luna and Luan glanced at each other and nodded. Lucy noticed when Lynn was standing by the door. Lynn is staring at them, but most older sisters looked stern at her.
Luna Loud: What do you want?
Lynn Loud Jr.: I really wanted to apologize for what I did.
Luna Loud: Pfft, yeah right. Why bother?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Because I had a bad dream. Huh?
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *roars at the other heroes*
Others: *screams*
Gary the Snail: MMMMEEEEOOOOWWWW!!!!
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *makes green sticky oozed spider web*
Slide transition. Finally, they came to the tracks, with Miss Daredevil picking some up and sniffing like a tracker animal.
Little Miss Daredevil: Snake sign. *looks up* He's in that cave.
She pointed to a gigantic cave nearby.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gulps* Miss Daredevil, are you sure you...?
Little Miss Daredevil: Course I am! I'm going in, and I ain't coming out 'til I got me a big heaping plate of snake stew.
She walked in while Mr. Bump, hiding behind the rock, shuddered a bit.
Little Miss Daredevil: *offscreen* Aha! There you are, you boot-nabbin' varmint! Hi-yah!
Just then, bashing noises were heard before Miss Daredevil peeked.
Little Miss Daredevil: I'm winnin', you guys!
She went back inside.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Miss Daredevil, that's not-!
More fighting noises were heard before she peeked out again.
Little Miss Daredevil: This shouldn't take long.
She went back in again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Miss Daredevil, that's not-!
She kept fighting inside before she peeked out again.
Little Miss Daredevil: Almost done!
Mr. Bump: Miss Daredevil!
It was too late as she went back in before Miss Daredevil came out with something tied up.
Little Miss Daredevil: Waahoo! I got him, guys!
She quickly tied the object into a knot, then stood proudly with a smile.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *still uneasy* Mr. Bump Miss Daredevil?
Yellow Rectangle: *to Miss Daredevil* And you're from Dillydale. 
Little Miss Daredevil: Boys, guys. This critter put up some sort of fight. But I'm from Dillydale, and as you can see, no snake or spider serpent is a match for me. I even found my boots!
She then showed her familiar boots now back on her feet.
Mr. Bump: That's not The Giant Green Ooze Spider.
Little Miss Daredevil: *confused* Pardon? Did you say The Giant Green Ooze Spider? I thought it was just a giant spider, Arbok, or Seviper we're dealing with.
Mr. Bump: I tried telling you! That's not him! That's the green ooze and I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE GIANT GREEN OOZE SPIDER!
Then, she looked up, noticing a familiar spider with its mouth wide open, with roaring breath being heard.
Little Miss Daredevil: *realizes* Ohhhh. This is the green ooze, and...the whole thing...is...The Giant Green Ooze Spider. *freaks out* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
The four quickly dashed with The Giant Green Ooze Spider closing its mouth, chomping down and chasing after them, growling.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Yellow Rectangle: Huh?!
Little Miss Daredevil: Why is it here?!
Mr. Bump: It must've still been mad for the whole Subspace incident and is taking it out on us!
He looked behind, noticing The Giant Green Ooze Spider closing in.
Mr. Bump: *panics* AHHHH! So what's the plan, Miss Daredevil?
Little Miss Daredevil: Run faster!!
Mr. Bump: I could've thought of that. *realizes* Hey, wait a minute! I was right, wasn't I?!
Little Miss Daredevil: Later!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ah, he is too big for you, isn't he?
Little Miss Daredevil: Not now, guys!
Mr. Bump: We wanna hear you say it!
Little Miss Daredevil: Can we talk about this another time?
Mr. Bump: Say it!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys!
Mr. Bump: Say it, or I'll trip you!
He showed the bandage preparing to be used by himself.
Little Miss Daredevil: No!
Yellow Rectangle: Say it, Miss Daredevil!
Little Miss Daredevil: Not now!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Come on, say it!
Little Miss Daredevil: *closes my eyes* Okay! You were right, and I was wrong. I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! *glares* Are you happy now?
Mr. Bump: *smugly* I knew it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: NOT GARY!
Just then, The Giant Green Ooze Spider growled as the four screamed, making them dash faster. 
All four: AHHHHH!!
At SpongeBob's house, Gray is stuck with a green sticky oozed spider web.
Gary the Snail: MEOWWW!! 
The heroes ran up and down the mounds with King Spider shooting webs with a green sticky ooze right through. They kept running from The Giant Green Ooze Spider.
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *roars*
Yellow Rectangle: Gary's in trouble. And it's all my fault.
Little Miss Daredevil: Cheer up, Yellow. We must save Gary.
Yellow Rectangle: Good idea.
Mr. Bump: Uh, Miss Daredevil?
Little Miss Daredevil: Yeah?
Mr. Bump: What do we do now?
She panted before noticing The Giant Green Ooze Spider roaring again. Just then, she noticed a few trees ahead.
Little Miss Daredevil: The Giant Green Ooze Spider is gaining on us!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Stay together, heroes!
Little Miss Daredevil: I've got it! Mr. Bump, you still got that paper clip and that string?
Mr. Bump: I'm way ahead of you, Miss Daredevil.
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *runs away*
Yellow Rectangle: He's getting away! Guys, use your superpowers!
He quickly made a necklace out of it.
Mr. Bump: Look, it's a necklace! S for "Super Mr. Bump" or S for "Supreme Miss Daredevil"! That way they can identify our bodies.
Just then, Miss Daredevil snatched it quickly.
Little Miss Daredevil: No, silly! How about S for "save our skins"?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That's a great idea, Miss Daredevil!
She whirled the clip like a hook before hooking it to a tree branch. The two held on before they swung around the branch, then landed on The Giant Green Ooze Spider's back, riding it as they grinned.
Little Miss Daredevil: Yee-haw! Now this is what I call a rodeo! We'll be nice and safe up here.
Just then, they noticed a spider heading to a cliff like a runaway train. Both screamed as they realized, quickly dashing upward before jumping to the edge of the cliff at the end of The Giant Green Ooze Spider. When they came off of it safely, they looked at where The Giant Green Ooze Spider fell.
The Giant Green Ooze Spider: *roars screaming and falls to death*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *saves Gary from a green sticky oozed spider web* Gary, you're safe now!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Little Miss Daredevil: *grins* We did it!
Mr. Bump: Yay! He'll never get out of there!
Little Miss Daredevil: We saved the town!
Mr. Bump: Yay! Let's go tell everybody!
Yellow Rectangle: Yeah, thank you!
Leni Loud (Covered with Green Sticky Ooze): Ew! Ew! Ew!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, what happened to you?
Leni Loud (Covered with Green Sticky Ooze): I'm covered with green sticky ooze.
Lincoln Loud: That's terrible, Leni. You need to take a bath.
8 Bit Spider: Hello Leni!
Leni Loud (Covered with Green Sticky Ooze): *screams, runs breaking through wall and runs away*
8 Bit Spider: Hey, come back here. *leaves from SpongeBob's house*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, did you just hear Leni?
Lincoln Loud: I don't know, SpongeBob. She'll come back.
*It fades in black, then it says “THE END” Episode ends*
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