No Ifs Or Ands(Transcript)

The choir kids were talking to each other while Reece and Blake were writing sheet music when Zoe and George came to the room, running. They looked drenched in sweat and are shattered.
Reece: Guys, you alright?
Zoe: No, we've been chasing a Thomson-Chengbot.
Harvey: A Thomson-Chengbot?
Blake: It is one of Zoe's inventions, number 10 has been going haywire.
Aiden: What do you mean?
Zoe: He went crazy and turned this gadget into a juice box.
Zoe showed the juice box.
George: It's your invention, Reece, number 10.
Reece: Number 10? Blake had a picture of it in his sketchpad.
Blake showed the picture of the invention.
Zoe and George: Woah.
Brad: What are we going to do?
Reece: Wait a second.
Then Jenny came into the room.
Jenny: Guys, Zoe came into the auditorium and turned the cake into a juice box. It is my brother's 20th birthday cake.
Blake: Do you have a picture of it?
Jenny: Yeah, in water colour.
Jenny took out the picture and there is something convincing in it.
Luke: Wait, maybe your robot is against 3 dimensional shapes. Like the cake and the gadget, it is a rectangular prism, or cuboid for short.
Calum: Guys, I think it's getting away.
Reece: We're going to get it, c'mon.
They ran across the school to chase the robot but then, Raphael and Aidan ran up to them.
Raphael: Guys, Zoe turned our basketball into a juice box.
Zoe: It wasn't me, it was a robot version of me. Number 10.
George: What does your ball look like?
Aidan: I have it in Papier-mâché.
Aidan showed the Papier-mâché version of his ball. Then Kandace, Alicia and Thaiyo came into the room as juice boxes.
Luke: What the?
Ashton: This better be good.
Zoe: Guys, too the art room, Ms. Barnes may have space for all of this.
Song: Happily by One Direction
Zoe: #You don't understand, you don't understand #What you do to me when you hold his hand #We were meant to be, but a twist of fate #Made it so we had to walk away#
George: # #'Cause we're on fire #We are on fire, we're on fire now #Yeah, we're on fire #We are on fire, we're on fire now#
All: #I don't care what people say when we're together #You know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep #I just want it to be you and I forever #I know you wanna leave, so c'mon #Baby, be with me so happily#
Troy: #It's four A.M. and I know that you're with him #I wonder if he knows that I touched your skin#
Reece: #And if he feels my traces in your hair #Sorry, love, but I don't really care#
Brad: #'Cause we're on fire #We are on fire, we're on fire now #Yeah, we're on fire #We are on fire, we're on fire now#
All: #I don't care what people say when we're together #You know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep #I just want it to be you and I forever #I know you wanna leave, so c'mon #Baby, be with me so happily#
Zoe: #So happily#
George: #1, 2, 3, 4#
Blake: #Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're on fire now #Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're on fire now, we're on fire #Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, we're on fire now#
All: #I don't care what people say when we're together #You know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep #I just want it to be you and I forever #I know you wanna leave, so c'mon #Baby, be with me so happily #I don't care what people say when we're together #You know I wanna be the one to hold you when you sleep #I just want it to be you and I forever #I know you wanna leave, so c'mon #Baby, be with me so happily#
They went to the art room and set up all of the pictures and artwork done by their friends to see if their's a pattern.
Ms. Barnes: What are you guys doing here? You know today is not the exhibition.
Zoe: No Ms. Barnes, we just need some evidence because these items have turned into juice boxes, even Kandace, Alicia and Thaiyo.
Thaiyo: This doesn't even look good on me anymore.
James: So at first we thought your robot is after cuboids but what broke the pattern is this ball and Kandace, Alicia and Thaiyo.
George: Wait a second, maybe there is a pattern, the gadget is number ten, the cake is number 20, the ball is number 30... Alicia, your ID is number 50 right?
Alicia: Yeah.
George: And Thaiyo, your ID is number 40 right?
Thaiyo: Yeah, what does it have to do with it?
Zoe: And Kandace, your ID is number 60 right?
Kandace: So?
Zoe: Everyone, check your student ID number, not you Ms. Barnes. Maybe you might have a 70 because it comes after 60.
Everyone checked their student ID numbers.
Reece: My student ID number is 47.
Blake: Mine's 56.
Harvey: 74.
James: 58
Tristan: 83.
Luke: 24.
Calum: 65.
Michael: 38.
Ashton: 52.
Shawn: 42.
Brad: 63.
Troy: 81.
Connor: 71.
Robert: 32.
Zoe: 99.
Aiden: 57.
Zoe: Which leaves to...
George: What the? I'm number 70, the robot is after me, next.
Zoe: So the robot is counting in tens.
Kandace: Looks like she's after us.
Zoe: Guys, try to block the door.
Reece: I got this.
Reece shot out vines from his hands and is is able to block the door. Then the robot burst it open.
Reece: We are definitely paying for that door.
George: Everyone hide, this is our battle.
Luke: Please tell me if that thing has a shut-off switch.
Zoe: It does, 2 on her ears and 1 on her neck. But my telekinesis doesn't work on it.
George: If I use my water powers, she would go extremely crazy. Cuz water and robots don't go well with robots.
Troy: Also I can't just multiply, it'll drive her mad.
Reece: I know, maybe I could use my vines.
Connor: Or this.
Connor threw a clay model of a fladge and it landed on the buttons. It worked.
Zoe: Yes!
Reece: Let's take her to the lab.
Reece and Blake put back the robot and turned everything back to normal. Then they went back to the choir room and decided to sing something.
Reece: You know, I want all of us to sing a song but this sheet music is not complete.
Blake: I got it complete, now we can go to the auditorium.
They went to the auditorium and met Jenny there.
Jenny: Hey guys, did you finish the sheet music.
Reece: Yup and we have 2 songs for us to perform. Everyone on stage.
They went on stage and started performing.
Song: Over Again by One Direction
Brad: #Said I’d never leave her 'cause her hands fit like my t-shirt #Tongue tied over three words, cursed #Running over thoughts that make my feet hurt #Bodies intertwined with her lips#
George: #Now she’s feeling so low since she went solo #Hole in the middle of my heart like a Polo #And it’s no joke to me #So can we do it all over again?#
All: #If you’re pretending from the start like this with a tight grip #Then my kiss can mend your broken heart #I might miss everything you said to me #And I can lend you broken parts that might fit like this #And I will give you all my heart #So we can start it all over again#
Zoe: #Again we take the same road #Two days in the same clothes #And I know just what she’ll say if I can make all this pain go #Can we stop this for a minute? #You know, I can tell that your heart isn’t in it or with it#
Reece: #Tell me with your mind, body and spirit #I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British #Whether we’re together or apart #We can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start#
All: #If you’re pretending from the start like this with a tight grip #Then my kiss can mend your broken heart #I might miss everything you said to me #And I can lend you broken parts that might fit like this #And I will give you all my heart #So we can start it all over again
Blake: #You’ll never know how to make it on your own #And you’ll never show weakness for letting go#
Troy: #I guess it's still hard if the seed's sown #But do you really want to be alone?#
Harvey: #If you’re pretending from the start like this #With a tight grip, then my kiss #Can mend your broken heart #I might miss everything you said to me#
All: #And I can lend you broken parts #That might fit like this #And I will give you all my heart #So we can start it all over again #If you’re pretending from the start like this with a tight grip #Then my kiss can mend your broken heart #I might miss everything you said to me #And I can lend you broken parts that might fit like this #And I will give you all my heart #So we can start it all over again#
Jenny: You said there's another right?
Reece: Yeah, also we will perform it in Arena Birmingham and the O2 Arena in London. Along with the other song that we will perform.
Yuto: So before we go on with the next song, what will be the set list?
Reece: We will start off with Radioactive and then Bohemian Rhapsody, We're All In This Together, Wake Up, Lost In The Woods, Keep Holding On, Bye Bye Bye, I Want It That Way, Middle Of The Night, Kung Fu Fighting, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, Know Me Too Well, We Will Rock You, We Are The Champions, Don't Stop Believing, Live While We're Young, It's Gotta Be Me, Somebody To You, Glad You Came, One Thing, Oh Cecelia(Breaking My Heart), Personal, Want You Back, Water, When You're Gone, Fixed, Hurricane, Tiger Feet, Who Do You Love, High School Musical, Irresistible, Good Time, We Are Young, Missing You, Empire State Of Mind, All Night, Let Me Down Slow, Heart Attack, Easier, Teeth, No Shame, Drag Me Down, Amnesia, Boulevard Of Broken Dreams, Photograph, How You Remind Me, Viva La Vida, High Hopes, Cheater, Tearin' Up My Heart, Drown, Can We Dance, Somebody That You Loved, Best Song Ever, Never Be Alone, Midnight Memories, Night Changes, Teenage Dirtbag, Steal My Girl, No Control, History, In The End, Don't Speak, Heal The World, Bad Blood, Take What You Want, Heartache On The Big Screen, One More Light, Beside You and Over Again. It may change depending on what song we performed.
Blake: That's a lot, are you sure we will perform all of them in one?
Reece: No, Blake, we will perform them into 4 separate groups, 2 for the O2 and 2 for the Arena Birmingham.
Blake: Oh.
Yuto: So what is this next song?
Reece: It goes like this.
Song: Close As Strangers by 5 Seconds of Summer
Brad: #Six weeks since I've been away #And now you're saying everything has changed #And I'm afraid that I might be losing you #And every night that we spend alone #It kills me thinking of you on your own #And I wish I was back home next to you#
Troy: #Oh, everyday you feel a little bit further away #And I don't know what to say#
All: #Are we wasting time #Talking on a broken line? #Telling you I haven't seen your face in ages #I feel like we're as close as strangers #Won't give up #Even though it hurts so much #Every night I'm losing you in a thousand faces #Now it feels we're as close as strangers#
George: #Late night calls and another text #Is this as good as we're gonna get? #Another time zone taking me away from you #Living dreams and fluorescent lights #While you and I are running out of time #But you know that I'll always wait for you#
Aiden: #Oh, everyday you feel a little bit further away #And I don't know what to say#
All: #Are we wasting time #Talking on a broken line? #Telling you I haven't seen your face in ages #I feel like we're as close as strangers #Won't give up #Even though it hurts so much #Every night I'm losing you in a thousand faces #Now it feels we're as close as strangers#
Zoe: #On the phone, I can tell that you wanna move on #Through the tears I can hear that I shouldn't have gone #Every day gets harder to stay away from you #So tell me are we wasting time #Talking on a broken line? #Telling you I haven't seen your face in ages #I feel like we're as close as strangers#
All: #Wasting time #Talking on a broken line? #Telling you I haven't seen your face in ages #I feel like we're as close as strangers #Won't give up #Even though it hurts so much #Every night I'm losing you in a thousand faces #Now it feels we're as close as strangers#
Blake: #Six months since I went away #I didn't know everything has changed #But tomorrow I'll be coming back to you#
Reece: This song will be in our set list, remember, it may or may not be removed.
Jenny: Alright, so that we won't be performing too many songs.
Everyone: (laughs)
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