WotW: Week 37

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Weak of the Week: Week 37 	Weak of the Week: Week 37
 	
Zas 	Zas
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
After last weeks entry, this random blackredder in a trench coat seems kind of underwhelming. Sure nothing can top Ernest, but the very purpose of Week of the Weak is to underwhelm. You can't expect to see 80s movie characters every time you log into 'Peens. So instead of Remo Williams, fat Liam Neeson from Krull or C. Thomas Howell in blackface, we get this...ever lovin' blackred thing.I think that this character may have something to do with Dark Knight Rises Bane or perhaps Darth Maul. I just get that bad movie vibe from this one. They also kind of look like if Kratos from God of War. But, if God of War were set in the old west...and Kratos were a woman who escaped from an asylum who found an outfit that matched her skin tone perfectly. Also, Kratos' name is now Zas. Okay, so maybe she looks nothing like Kratos at all, but he looks dumb too, so I can kind understand the confusion.Zas? Is that like some kind of half-hearted attempt to rip-off Mr. Zsasz from Batman? If so then why are you a bald blackred cowgirl? That kind of sounds like a sex position, so are you some kind of pervert again!? I don't mean to select these people, but they are all just perverts, I'm telling ya!Either that or this was just some pathetic attempt to make a "dark" hero. I can just hear the thought process involved in creating this "brilliant" character now..."What colors are evil and dark?" "I know, Black is dark. and Red is like...blood! Add some chains on to it! Chains are so awesome! Don't eff with me now, dawg! Can't some one on this game make a good character for a change? Thirty-seven weeks into looking at every outfit on the server when I log-in and all I ever see is WEAKNESS! GIT GUD, PEENS COMMUNITY, GIT GUD!	After last weeks entry, this random blackredder in a trench coat seems kind of underwhelming. Sure nothing can top Ernest, but the very purpose of Week of the Weak is to underwhelm. You can't expect to see 80s movie characters every time you log into 'Peens. So instead of Remo Williams, fat Liam Neeson from Krull or C. Thomas Howell in blackface, we get this...ever lovin' blackred thing.I think that this character may have something to do with Dark Knight Rises Bane or perhaps Darth Maul. I just get that bad movie vibe from this one. They also kind of look like if Kratos from God of War. But, if God of War were set in the old west...and Kratos were a woman who escaped from an asylum who found an outfit that matched her skin tone perfectly. Also, Kratos' name is now Zas. Okay, so maybe she looks nothing like Kratos at all, but he looks dumb too, so I can kind understand the confusion.Zas? Is that like some kind of half-hearted attempt to rip-off Mr. Zsasz from Batman? If so then why are you a bald blackred cowgirl? That kind of sounds like a sex position, so are you some kind of pervert again!? I don't mean to select these people, but they are all just perverts, I'm telling ya!Either that or this was just some pathetic attempt to make a "dark" hero. I can just hear the thought process involved in creating this "brilliant" character now..."What colors are evil and dark?" "I know, Black is dark. and Red is like...blood! Add some chains on to it! Chains are so awesome! Don't eff with me now, dawg! Can't some one on this game make a good character for a change? Thirty-seven weeks into looking at every outfit on the server when I log-in and all I ever see is WEAKNESS! GIT GUD, PEENS COMMUNITY, GIT GUD!
Offences 	Offences
• Black Redder• Default Man• What is It?• Did you Hit Random? 	• Black Redder• Default Man• What is It?• Did you Hit Random?
How to Improve 	How to Improve
This is one of those run-of-the-mill Blackredder weeks for Weak of the Week. Totally forgettable. If you're going to suck, go all out! It's like you're not even trying to be bad or something! You'll never win Weak of the Year at this rate, Zas! Come on, add some wings and auras! Change that scaling to some goofy mutant proportions! Make Ernest! DO SOMETHING! Being mediocre-bad is worse than being horrible-bad! Step yo peens game up, son! 	This is one of those run-of-the-mill Blackredder weeks for Weak of the Week. Totally forgettable. If you're going to suck, go all out! It's like you're not even trying to be bad or something! You'll never win Weak of the Year at this rate, Zas! Come on, add some wings and auras! Change that scaling to some goofy mutant proportions! Make Ernest! DO SOMETHING! Being mediocre-bad is worse than being horrible-bad! Step yo peens game up, son!
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