The case of the Great Dipper Diamond Caper

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==Plot==
The thieves had diamonds. "Why can't we just put them in the seat?" asked Timmy. "No," said Jaris. "These are diamonds that we will carve the big dipper into, right?" Timmy nodded. "Well, this is much better," said Jaris. He then inflated a large balloon. Timmy's eyes widened as the shape billowed out in front of him "Is that...?"
"Dipper Pines, currently risiding in Gravity Falls, who DOES EXIST!" Jaris finished Timmy's sentence for him. "Yes, yes it is," he finished, quoting Phineas Flynn.
"Of course he exists," Timmy said uneasily, patting his unstable friend on the shoulder. The two thieves began to fill the balloon with diamonds. They tied the balloon to the car, and drove away.
"How is the balloon floating," Timmy asked.