Felicia VS Taokaka

Felicia VS Taokaka is the ninth episode of Death Battle, featuring Felicia from the Darkstalkers series and Taokaka from the BlazBlue series in a battle between fighting game catgirls.
==Interlude==
Boomstick: Catfight!
Wiz: It literally is, Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats.
Boomstick: Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady.
Wiz: And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
==Felicia==
Wiz: As a catwoman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful pop-star, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy.
Boomstick: What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?!
Wiz: Yes.
Boomstick: But, she's a cat.
Wiz: Yes...
Boomstick: Hmmm... you think it'd be wrong to-
Wiz: Yes! Felicia is a Darkstalker, a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed, and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances.
Boomstick: She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor.
Wiz: To top it off, her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own. She's undeniably one of the faster Darkstalkers and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks, and Rolling Buckler.
Boomstick: ♫Felicia, she can really move- Felicia, she's got an attitude-♫
Wiz: Yes, Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic.
 
Wiz: Anyway, as a Darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand.
Boomstick: At least she's litterbox trained.
Wiz: As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage. As such, she relies on her lethal, feral instincts in a fight.
Boomstick: But these same instincts also lead her to be easily distracted by ferocious enemies, like butterflies, rogue balls of yarn, and paper... that crinkles.
Wiz: The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help from her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell casters, and all-powerful aliens.
Boomstick: This is one cat you don't want to cross.
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Felicia: I sure could use a catnap.
Felicia then turns into her cat form.
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==Taokaka==
Boomstick: That chick wearing a cat hoodie?
Wiz: No, that's a special cloak to fit her Kaka body.
Boomstick: Her... what body?
Wiz: Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe, a catlike people descended from genetically engineered living weapons. Her genetics provide her with a natural fighting instinct. She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group.
Boomstick: While she may be a good fighter, she is one dumb cat.
Wiz: Unfortunately, Tao has an incredibly severe case of ADHD. While she hunts bounties intent on improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family, she often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times, often even befriending her would-be targets.
Boomstick: She has three retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet. While they're not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-scythes and saw-blades. Damn, I don't even want to think what those things would do to my couch.
Wiz: Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize Seithr, a raw, powerful energy seething through the air. Tao can use Seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks. However, there is only so much Seithr in a given space, and once she runs out, Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes.
Boomstick: Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit, which she then uses as projectiles during a fight: bowling balls, apple cores, pillo— a pillow? Really!?
Wiz: She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos. However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options.
Boomstick: But, if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!
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Taokaka: Aah! It's the boobie lady!
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==Prelude==
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: After the thing people bitch about in the comments.
Wiz and Boomstick read out an advertisement for HostGator.
Boomstick: But first, it's time for a CAT FIGHT!!!
==Death Battle==
On a wooden bridge, a pink butterfly flies toward Felicia, who is wearing her nun attire and watering plants. Felicia notices it and takes off her robes, then begins following it. She then leaps at it four times before accidentally bumping into and waking up Taokaka. Felicia jumps back while Taokaka is agitated.
Taokaka: Alright!
Taokaka charges at Felicia, unleashing a long combo before knocking her into the air, then slamming her into the ground with her hook claws. She charges again when Felicia uses her Rolling Smash to jump onto her attacker, then unleashes a combo of her own. Felicia then knocks Taokaka into the air, jumps upward, and slashes her a few times before grabbing her and throwing her to the ground. Felicia lands and Taokaka attempts to counter, but her attack is blocked, leaving her wide open to Felicia's Delta Kick. Felicia then uses Rolling Smash and moves back and forth, hitting Taokaka repeatedly before she jumps upward and catches Felicia as she gets her claws ready.
Taokaka: Take this!
Taokaka proceeds to stab Felicia multiple times with her Distortion Drive, Imma Beat The Crap Outta You, before Felicia completely reverses it with her Hell Cat Grapple, concluding by throwing Taokaka.
Taokaka: Boing!
Taokaka has her hands on the ground and her tail in the air while Felicia is in her fighting stance as well.
Then the butterfly from before returns, grabbing both of their attention. The two repeatedly leap at it and as the butterfly approaches Felicia, Taokaka slashes it with her claws.
Taokaka: Whoops!
Felicia is upset.
Felicia: No, no, no!
Felicia then lunges at Taokaka, letting out a cat-like roar, and unleashes a combo on her. The two trade combos continue until Taokaka slashes at thin air and forgets where Felicia is. Felicia lands on Taokaka and slashes at her face before knocking her back with a kick. Taokaka gets into a one-legged stance when Felicia uses Rolling Smash. She catches Felicia off-guard using her Slashy Slashy, knocking her back. Felicia uses Sandsplash, but to no avail, as Taokaka jumps right over it, trapping her in a combo and knocking Felicia into the air. She strikes Felicia multiple times, keeping her in the air, then lands. Taokaka then takes out her claws and jumps upward as she performs her Astral Heat, Attack Meow Pow.
Taokaka: Taokaka boom!
The strike is so devastating that it slices Felicia in half, separating the top and bottom halves of her body. Taokaka is then shown dancing.
Taokaka: Nya ha, nya ha, nya ha!
Taokaka then sits down on the ground.
Taokaka: Now I'm bored.
==Results==
Boomstick: Felicia just got put down!
Wiz: This one was very close; based on their move sets, Tao appeared to have a slight speed advantage. Though Felicia had the endurance of a Darkstalker, Tao's superior agility eventually gave her the win.
Boomstick: Not to mention, she's got freakin' razorblades for claws! Felicia just took her final meow.
We cut to the "Taokaka" winner card.
Wiz: The winner is Taokaka.
==Trivia==
===Production===
*The core connections between Felicia and Taokaka are that they are both popular fighting game catgirls who are speed-based fighters with busty figures and ditzy, child-like personalities.
===Other===
*This is the second Females-themed episode, after Rogue VS Wonder Woman, and with the next 19 being Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui, Zelda VS Peach, Ivy VS Orchid, Yang VS Tifa, Cammy VS Sonya, Amy Rose VS Ramona Flowers, Android 18 VS Captain Marvel, Raven VS Twilight Sparkle, Black Widow VS Widowmaker, Weiss VS Mitsuru, Black Canary VS Sindel, She-Ra VS Wonder Woman, Batgirl VS Spider-Gwen, Blake VS Mikasa, Korra VS Storm, Harley Quinn VS Jinx, Scarlet Witch VS Zatanna, Phoenix VS Raven, and Ruby VS Maka.
*This is the second Fighting Game-themed episode, after Akuma VS Shang Tsung, and with the next 14 being Chun-Li VS Mai Shiranui, Shao Kahn VS M. Bison, Ivy VS Orchid, Fulgore VS Sektor, Ryu VS Scorpion, Ragna VS Sol Badguy, Cammy VS Sonya, Ken VS Terry, Sub-Zero VS Glacius, Balrog VS TJ Combo, Ryu VS Jin, Sabrewulf VS Jon Talbain, Heihachi Mishima VS Geese Howard, and Akuma VS Shao Kahn.
*This is the third episode where Boomstick yells a variation of his pre-fight catchphrase (via saying "IT'S TIME FOR A CAT FIGHT!!!" during the ad read), after Akuma VS Shang Tsung and Rogue VS Wonder Woman, and with the next 24 being Eggman VS Wily, Terminator VS RoboCop, Pokémon Battle Royale, Fulgore VS Sektor, Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon, Boba Fett VS Samus Aran (2015), Guts VS Nightmare, Solid Snake VS Sam Fisher, Hercule Satan VS Dan Hibiki, Bowser VS Ganon, Joker VS Sweet Tooth, Meta VS Carolina, Mega Man Battle Royale, Dragonzord VS Mechagodzilla, Scarlet Witch VS Zatanna, James Bond VS John Wick, Trunks VS Silver, SpongeBob VS Aquaman, Jason Voorhees VS Michael Myers, Sauron VS Lich King, Gogeta VS Vegito, Phoenix VS Raven, Scooby-Doo VS Courage the Cowardly Dog, and Galactus VS Unicron.
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