Pas de Dude

Pas de Dudehttps://twitter.com/mxedtr/status/795670288859942914 is a song sung by Kirk Van Houten and Homer Simpson in the episode, "There Will Be Buds". The song was written by Matt Selman and made by Allen Simpson.
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==Lyrics==
:Kirk: How can a wife understand
:what it feels like to finally meet a man?
:The strongest bond a dude could ever know-whoa-whoa.
:A guy to catch a game with.
:A pal you don't feel lame with.
:Life began the day I found my bro.
:Homer: I'm just a normal boozer
:stuck with this lame loser.
:A dweeb that somehow thinks that I'm his bro-whoa-whoa.
:His eyes are small and beady
:staring oh so needy.
:How I despise him, he will never know.
:Kirk: So much cool stuff we can do as a pair.
:Homer: Everything about him is annoying!
:Kirk: Dress as minstrels at the renaissance fair!
:Homer: He smells like fish oil pills!
:Kirk: Foosball Fridays in my man cave!
:Homer: That waitress was not into you!
:Kirk: Designing the world's best Blues Brother man pants!
:Homer: He wants us to co-host an Oscar party. What the hell?
:I hate everything about him
:This clingy fat nosed jerk.
:I'm glad he can't...
:Kirk: Wish he could...
:Both: ...Hear me sing
:Homer: About this sweaty
:Kirk: Awesome
:Homer: Fish oil
:Kirk: Awesome!
:Homer: I was only pretending to like that stupid dork named... Oh, hi, Kirk.
==References==
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by Kirk Van Houten
Category:Songs by Homer
Category:Season 28 songs