How to Escape from Christmas

Andrew Mueller's contribution to The Atheist's Guide to Christmas.
Published in 2009, 8 pages long.
==First read (October 2011)==
Well, obviously I disagree that you should want to avoid Christmas. It's like somebody wanting to avoid Banapis in Feist's books.
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