The Elf On The Shelf

The Elf On The Shelf is a stupid elf doll thing that watches you for no reason. IT WILL KILL YOU IF YOU BE BAD! SO BE GOOD OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== History ==
It was created by the teletubbies in 1843 because they were board. They somehow made it become alive so it can go and destroy little children! It went around the unworld looking for some victims. It's first victim was an idiot named Bob. Bob was being a bad boy! So, HE WAS LITERALLY MURDERED BY THE ELF ON THE SHELF! THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA BEHAVE!!! YOU MIGHT BE IT'S NEXT VICTIM!!!!!!
Another notable victim was Ash Ketchum. You see, Ash was not being a good boy. (he never is.) Ash was going around, killing people and running from the cops. Typical Ash behavior. But little did Ash know, was that the Elf on the shelf WAS WATCHING HIM!!!! And you know what happened? You probably know. Ash was MURDERED BY THE ELF ON THE SHELF!!!!!!!! Luckily, Ash respawned, but that took FIVE YEARS. It took FIVE YEARS for Ash to respawn! 
Yet again another notable victim of the Elf on the Shelf was Dusty, due to the fact that she is perpetually and will always be the malicious little idiot she is. In around 2008, when Dusty was about to commit acts of manslaughter with Kirby, unknowingly to her, the Elf on the Shelf WAS WATCHING!!!!!!! The Elf on the Shelf tried its hardest to kill them both, yet they had already got away scot-free while it was not paying any attention. 
by 2048, it had already killed OVER 9000 people! That's how dangerous it is! Many humans young and old feared it!
== Death ==
The year was 2057. The Elf on the shelf was very proud of how many people it killed. So to celebrate, It had decide to fight Chuck Norris! Yes, Chuck Norris himself! Tinky Winky told it that if it could kill Chuck Norris, they would make it king of teletubbyland! So, it went to UnAmerica to fight Chuck Norris. In the end IT WAS KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS. After it's death, Everyone was happy. But the teletubbies were upset that their creation was gone.
== Trivia ==
* Some stupid idiots call it "shelf on the shelf"! What idiots!
* It doesn't know what 1+1 is! What an idiot
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