I Am Virtually Indestructible

Title Named By Jonathan
==Tribe Swap==
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====Swapped Tribes====
					
					
==Confessionals==
 	New tribes? Aww... I liked my old tribe. John and I were constantly kicking ass.
 	This swap is not a great look for me. I'm here with noah, and a bunch of people i haven't played with. I'm hoping I can pull a rabbit out of the hat and save my idol for the merge.
i'm gonna try j17 here too just for shits and giggles
 	Don't care for that alliance. It's just an insurance policy. I'd be in the minority there.
Wait that alliance isn't even on this tribe lmfaooo
 	(goes to Nurirene beach) LOL THAT BOARD IS SMALL i THINK SOMEONE FOUND IT
 	I love it when a strategy comes together. I just hope that the rest of the tribe follows through with it.
 	I feel like Billy Mays, and he would not be proud. I am scrambling so hard!
 	That idol has alluded me for too long. I’m going to find that idol. I will go crazy before finding it. I have a 1 in 256 chance plus a few knocked off from previous guesses
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 	I am virtually indestructible. I have two hidden immunity idols, and they will both be used to take out huge threats in this game. I'm saving these puppies for merge so i can protect me myself and I
 	:sob: I want a hint... Bfore all idols are taken and I am fucked
I would have to win all immunity challenges so I dont get fucked by an idol wahhh
 	Fuck the swap ugh. Why the hell is there "Nurirene strong" crap. Have fun with Kellyn getting pagonged. As soon as I get a chance, I will make my move
 	You stole this challenge from Mario Party :p
 	Ace I can smell the idol I need all I can get before the merge
Considering I aligned with Shadow, Kale, Aromarosa separately
I am going to get caught in a lie and get sent home immediately
 	I feel like I might have to med evacuate if this pregnancy happens early. Lol
I’ll blame Kale or Nicholas for it.
 	to previous villains: Fuck you all I said I’d be a villain and I will
 	I am good where I am at. While these fuckers are Nurirene Strong, i'm sitting over here Oratoria strong
 	Think I just told me first lie of the game, to Adam RIP
colspan="2" Oratoria Wins Immunity 	
 	Introducing the buffoon tribe volume 3. We have Aromarosa, who's lowkey a diva, you have the brainless Kale, you have Noah and John, who are braindead, but to a lesser extent, and then you have Remy. Remy i think is the biggest threat here, and she definitely needs to go.
 	:/ I suck :sob: I am probably getting votes
 	there's only room for one Jon on this island
 	My vote is for Noah just put his name on the parchment lol
 	Nvm Change that to Jonathan
Wtf did I do! I just went
Don’t worry to Jonathan you’re not going home to him
I fucked up royally
 	I’m praying to the survivor gods that Jonathan doesn’t have an idol
 	There’s obviously a clue hidden inside the fortune cookies
If it said regular cookie I would have taken my mind off of it
 	I wanna vote Johnathan but if an idol is played on Johnathan I dont want to risk it
==Tribal Council==
====Tribal Council #6: Ashirene====
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	Ugghhh Aromarosa whyyyyyy
It was Remy’s vote
I can tell
Why would she vote for aromarosa
	Ooooo bitch! Shit just got HELLA spicy! Glad I’m not in the tie for once
	Can I not lose my fucking allies omg 3 of my allies are in that tie
	Before the revote, can I will one of my idols to noah?
	I’m getting flashbacks
This happened to me and I will be so upset if I get screwed over at the exact same placement
To be fair I never said I couldn’t be fake when I wanted to and never said I was real
Ok... so I need to prepare myself
	Ace I’m gonna be so pissed if I go home when I cudve been safe right now. This is so fucking annoying
	Ace please remind them to vote lol I’m so paranoid
I do not want them forgetting to vote and then getting fucked over
	I was fucked over because aromarosa couldn't vote. I don't know why kale and Remy decided to vote me out. They have brain damage, and it makes absolutely no sense. I hope kale gets AIDS and dies and that Remy also has a painful death
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