The Boyz (Main Universe)

The Boyz are two nameless cousins from the Monochrome Region, a plain in the Mindfudge where weirdos roam the land and there is not a drop of colour to be seen.
== Biography ==
=== Early Life ===
The pair have known eachother for their entire lives, spending their early youth bonding over watching silent films on their muted TV, chasing buses and kicking apples over their neighbours. As they grew up, they drifted apart due to political and sexual differences, but eventually reunited during a family reunion, sharing laughs while their Uncle Headrick was gunned to death by the police in front of them. They now spend their days doing nothing in the cottage they rent together, and occasionally going on drives, going out to lunch or watching gay porn.
== Powers and Abilities ==
=== Powers ===
* -The muscly one has ungodly strength which he discovered when trying to flick a fly off his testicle, he missed and atomised it.
* -The one with the lips can extend upwards to around 10 metres, he does this to scare off cats and kiss lampposts on the cheek.
== Relationships ==
=== Family ===
* Father - Biological Ancestor
* Eachother (Cousins)
* Uncle Headrick (Deceased)
* Unnamed Mothers (Banished)
* Unnamed Fathers (Deceased, Reincarnated as one man, Deceased)
=== Allies ===
* Angle-Chan
* Stewe
=== Enemies ===
* The Flamboyent Pedo
* Creepy Corner Guy
* The Anti-Character
== Equipment ==
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== Facilities ==
(Information needed)
== Appearances ==
In chronological order:
* Boyz: Aneurysm
* Boyz: Car
== Trivia ==
* They are believed to be in their late 20’s.
* Neither of them have ever had sex.
* Their favourite shows are The Incredible GAY Circus Variety Act Show and Postman Pat respectively.
* The horn on the back of the muscly one’s head isn’t a part hat, it’s a deadly growth that has taken years of his life.
* The one with the lips is afraid of WWE’s The Undertaker, so much so that he sleeps with a figure of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson to protect him.
* The one with the lips can’t digest yoghurt.
* They once walked past the Thirty Pence Cash Machine and almost bought sweets from him, but ultimately didn’t because he wouldn’t stop pinching them.
* Neither of them know where their toilet is in their house, despite living there for 5 years, so they shit in their front garden.
== Behind the scenes ==
* The character was created by: Jac Simpson Price
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