The Hearse Song (2022)

CADABR-16 2022
7"
Five years ago, Cadabra Records released its first installment of the Cadabra Records presents Halloween 7-inch series, “The Hearse Song.” Since then, the label has celebrated the holiday with releases of H.P. Lovecraft tales, a pair of folk horror stories by Matthew M. Bartlett, and a college of readings from author Joe Keinberger, but that first love is always the one you'll remember, and such is the case with “The Hearse Song.”
In the case of this release, there's something absolutely, joyously silly about hearing the stentorian, proper tones of Anthony D.P. Mann speak-sing the titular track, because it is simultaneously fun and still a bit scary. If it's possible for Mann to not frighten a listener a little bit, it's because said listener's blood is already turned to ice. When he intones “The worms play pinochle on your snout,” one wonders whether they might not need to check their olfactory appendage, regardless as to whether or not they have recently laughed at a passing hearse or not.
The same goes for the childhood rhyme of “Skin & Bones,” wherein Mann gives the piece an actual bit of singing on the “Oooooh” portions of the poem, but it's spooky, not excited, although it certainly could be said to be excitedly spooky.
The two stories contained on sides A and B – “The Velvet Ribbon” and “The Teeth,” respectively – are not messing around, however, with each one making a pass at their version of a twist ending tale. Whether it's the connubial irritations of the former or the parent and child issues of the latter, family is at the heart of each, and regardless of how familiar you are with certain variations on each tale, these versions will become the platonic ideal for listeners as quickly as they did for us.
The music of the Slasher Film Festival Strategy is rare in Cadabra's catalog, but this marks the first work the group did for the label, and one can see just why their oeuvre is so popular amongst horror-synth cognoscenti. For “The Hearse Song,” they clank and clang with barrelhouse piano and stomped drumming, but on “Skin & Bones,” their sounds move to that of dark bitwave. Yet, neither seems as though it's disparate from the other, with a moody melodicism inherent in both.
Credits:
Written by
Composed by Slasher Film Festival Strategy
Artwork by Joe Keinberger
Read by Anthony D.P. Mann
A1		The Hearse Song
A2		The Velvet Ribbon
B1		Skin And Bones
B2		The Teeth
Limited 2nd edition of 300x
150 gram vinyl
Triple foldout sleeve
Variants:
Transparent orange with black marble
Green
Orange/black splatter over clear (xx copies)
Wax mage (25 numbered copies)