千変万花☆エゴイズム (Senpenbanka☆Egoism)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Singer	Singer	flower	Len	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
昼休み掃除の時間に 	hiruyasumi souji no jikan ni 	During lunchroom cleaning time
昼休み掃除の時間に 	hiruyasumi souji no jikan ni 	During lunchroom cleaning time
モップ片手にする妄想 	moppu katate ni suru mousou 	Being delusional, mop in hand
ちょっとあんた真面目にやってよ 	chotto anta majime ni yatte yo 	Come on, be a bit serious
 	 	
誰もが恐れる 	dare mo ga osoreru 	The one that is feared
恐れる 	osoreru 	Feared
あの委員長が 	ano iinchou ga 	Is none other than the student council president
私が？ 	watashi ga? 	Me?
 	 	
放課後にメイド喫茶で働いてたらいいのに 	houkago ni meido kissa de hataraitetara ii no ni 	I wish you worked at a maid cafe after school
は〜あ？ 	ha~a? 	HAHH!?
 	 	
ネコミミは外せ無い要素 	nekomimi wa hazusenai youso 	Cat ears are an essential element
いや、え？　ちょっと待ってよ 	iya, e? chotto matte yo 	No way, huh!? Wait just a second–
語尾に「にゃあ」なんて付けたりして 	gobi ni "nyaa" nante tsuketari shite 	And you need to say “meow” at the end of every sentence
にゃ、にゃ、にゃあ？！ 	nya, nya, nyaa?! 	Meow, meow, meooww?!
 	 	
照れた顔をして 	tereta kao o shite 	With an embarrassed look on your face
顔して？ 	kao shite? 	Look on my face?
上目遣いしてほら「ご主人様お帰りにゃさい❤️」って 	uwamezukai shite hora "goshujin-sama o kaerinyasai❤" tte 	You’ll look up at me and say "My dear master, welcome home ❤️"
最低！ 	saitei! 	YOU’RE GROSS!!
 	 	
やばい妄想がもう暴走しちゃって 	yabai mousou ga mou bousou shichatte 	My imagination has gone wild
こっちにとっちゃいい迷惑ね 	kocchi ni toccha ii meiwaku ne 	Well, that’s annoying for the both of us
一度素数数えて理性保って 	ichido sosuu kazoete risei tamotte 	I'll count the prime numbers once and not cloud my judgement
2,3,5,7,11,13 	ni, san, go, nana, juuichi, juusan 	2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13
 	 	
やっぱりさっぱり大革命だイタいの飛んでった 	yappari sappari daikakumei da itai no tondetta 	As expected, it's a refreshing big revolution! All of my pain went away
ほらほら今日はもうおしまい！ 	hora hora kyou wa mou oshimai! 	C’mon, c’mon, we’re all done for today!
 	 	
可憐に咲いて vflower 君を照らしたサーチライト 	karen ni saite vflower kimi o terashita saachiraito 	I’m a searchlight illuminating your sweet bloom, vflower
夕陽に映る横顔強いて言うなら　美顔！　美顔！ 	yuuhi ni utsuru yokogao shiite iu nara bigan! bigan! 	Your profile in the evening sun; if I had to say, you have a beautiful face! Beautiful face!
ちょっとお転婆な　だけどそれが咲く花 	chotto otenba na dakedo sore ga saku hana 	A bit of a tomboy, but that’s just how this flower blooms
誰にも話せやしない　15分の 	dare ni mo hanaseyashinai juugofun no egoizumu 	I won't tell anyone, it’s just a 15 minute long period of egoism
 	 	
立てば芍薬　座れば牡丹　君の名前はvflower!! 	tateba shakuyaku suwareba botan kimi no namae wa vflower!! 	Peony when you stand, peony when you sit, what's your name? VFLOWER!!
 	 	
2番いっくぞー！ 	niban ikku zoo! 	Second round, let’s go!
え〜！ 	e~! 	Huh?
 	 	
チャイナドレスも似合っちゃうかも 	chaina doresu mo niacchau kamo 	I think you’d look good in a chinese dress
まぁ、ラーメンは好きだけど…… 	maa, raamen wa suki dakedo…… 	Well, I do like ramen…
巫女にナース全部似合うでしょ 	miko ni naasu zenbu niau desho 	A shrine maiden, a nurse, you could pull all of these looks off
みこみこナース！みこみこナース！ 	mikomiko naasu! mikomiko naasu! 	Shrine maiden nurse! Shrine maiden nurse!
セクシャルバイオレットってなんだよ！ 	sekusharubaioretto tte nanda yo! 	What the hell is a sexual violet..!?
 	 	
それでも一番 	soredemo ichiban 	But still, the most–
一番？ 	ichiban? 	The most?
魅力的なのは　ほら結局いつもの君なのです 	miryokuteki na no wa hora kekkyoku itsumo no kimi na no desu 	–Attractive of them all is the usual you
え？あ、ありがと 	e? a, arigato 	Huh? T-thank you
 	 	
僕はある日突如気づくクールビューティ委員長のたった一つ弱いところ得意料理が”揖保乃糸” 	boku wa aru hi totsujo kizuku kuurubyuuti iinchou no tatta hitotsu yowai tokoro tokuiryouri ga ”ibonoito” 	One day, I suddenly realize that the cool beauty student council president's weakness is “Ibonoito”
例えそれに料理下手なキャラを付けたとしてそれもいいと決意チョコを炒め鍋を燃やし鶏を焦がす 	tatoe sore ni ryouri heta na kyara o tsuketa to shite sore mo ii to ketsui choko o itame nabe o moyashi niwatori o kogasu 	You see, it’s okay if I imagine she's a really bad cook– There’d be fried chocolate, burnt pots and a burnt chicken
紫色した謎の液体をシチューと言い張る君の笑顔見て白目を剥きつつ無理矢理完食した瞬間ほら目の前真っ暗 	murasakiiro shita nazo no ekitai o shichuu to iiharu kimi no egao mite shirome o mukitsutsu muriyari kanshoku shita shunkan hora me no mae makkura	The moment I see the smile on your face as you insist on calling the mysterious purple liquid a stew, I blink, forcing myself to finish it, then suddenly, my vision turns to black
目が醒めたら保健室のベッドで心配そうに僕を見ている君こんなんなるなら毎回食べたいそのシチュー 	me ga sametara hokenshitsu no beddo de shinpaisou ni boku o mite iru kimi konnannaru nara maikai tabetai sono shichuu 	When I wake up in the infirmary, you're there looking at me with a worried look-- If that happens, I'll eat that stew anytime!!
 	 	
うっわ。流石に引くなぁ…… 	uwwa. sasuga ni hiku naa…… 	Ugh, you’re doing too much.
よ〜おっ！ 	yo~oo! 	Yo~ooo!!
 	 	
ドッキリびっくり完全勝利　最高傑作だ 	dokkiri bikkuri kanzen shouri saikou kessaku da 	Surprise, surprise, look at this total victory! A masterpiece
まだまだ今日は止まらない！ 	madamada kyou wa tomaranai! 	We’re not done yet for today!!
 	 	
いつまでだってvflower 君だけ見てるサーチライト 	itsu made datte vflower kimi dake miteru saachiraito 	I’ll be a searchlight looking for you always, vflower
この手のモップはサイリウム 	kono te no moppu wa sairiumu 	This mop is a glowstick
さあステージを　Began！ Begun! 	saa suteeji o Began! Begun! 	C’mon, the show has began, begun!
 	 	
かーれ　あっ間違えた/// 	kaare ammachigaeta/// 	A pree-- Agh, I’ve made a mistake ///
可憐に咲いて vflower これは君のスポットライト 	karen ni saite vflower kore wa kimi no supottoraito 	A pretty bloomer, vflower– this is your spotlight!
推しは尊いザ・正義！共に立つのはムリ！でも！ 	oshi wa tottoi za seigi! tomoni tatsu no wa muri! demo! 	Y’know, I love you so much, you’re divine! It’s too much for us to stand together! But!
ずっとこの夢が　例え夢のままでも 	zutto kono yume ga tatoe yume no mama demo 	Even if this dream stays a dream forever
一生離せやしない 	isshou hanaseyashinai 	I’ll never let go of you!
独りきりの 	hitorikiri no aidorizumu 	A solitary idolism!
立てば芍薬　座れば牡丹　君の名前はvflower!! 	tateba shakuyaku suwareba botan kimi no namae wa vflower!! 	Peony when you stand, peony when you sit, what's your name? VFLOWER!!
 	 	
言いたいことがあるんだよ！やっぱりフラワはかわいいよ！ 	iitai koto ga aru nda yo! yappari furawa wa kawaii yo! 	I’ve got something to say! Of course flower is cute!
好き好き大好きやっぱ好き！やっと見つけたお姫様！ 	suki suki daisuki yappa suki! yatto mitsuketa ohimesama! 	Love, love, I love you! I’ve finally found my princess!
俺が生まれてきた理由！それはお前に出逢うため！ 	ore ga umaretekita riyuu! sore wa omae ni deau tame! 	The reason I was born! It was to meet you!
俺と一緒に人生歩もう世界で一番愛してる！ 	ore to issho ni jinsei ayumou sekai de ichiban aishiteru! 	Come be with me forever, I love you more than anything in the world!
あ！い！し！て！る〜〜〜〜〜〜〜！ 	a! i! shi! te! ru〜〜〜〜〜〜〜! 	I! Love! You! So! Much~!
 	 	
「先生。鏡音くんが鼻血出してぶっ倒れました」 	"sensei. kagamine-kun ga hanajidashite buttaoremashita" 	“Teacher. Kagamine-kun passed out, he’s got a nosebleed.”
==External Links==
*piapro - Len's part
*piapro - flower's part
*piapro - Instrumental
*Google Drive - Instrumental
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