All I Want (Try Seventeen)/Trailer transcripts

The end of the Millennium Films logo plays, then we cut to Jones Dillon (Elijah Wood) at his typewriter, followed by a montage
:Jones: You'll be glad to know I made it through my first day of college. Actually, they let out early. In fact, they cancelled the rest of the term. And it's a shame too, because I was really starting to fit in. (A car drives up to Jones, then we cut to him in his dorm room)
:Skinhead: Don't you look a little too kiddy-like to be in college? (Cut to Jones back at his boarding house)
:Jones: Hi. I-- (Suddenly, Jane [Franka Potente] blasts pepper spray in his face, and he screams whilst simultaneously dropping his bags) I live here, you lunatics!
:Jane: ...what? (More clips of Jane play out) So is there anything else I should know about you?
:Jones: I'm a virgin. (Camera flash to "Elijah Wood")
:Jane: ...were getting somewhere. Age?
:Jones: Seventeen. (Camera flash to "Franka Potente") And she's beautiful. (Then we get clips of Lisa [Mandy Moore])
:Lisa: Oh, how I've waited for you. Touch me. Touch me right... (Camera flash to "Mandy Moore") now. (At Ma Mabley [Deborah Harry]'s furniture store, she tosses Jones onto a bed)
:Ma Mabley: A happy bed makes for a happy home, Mr. Jones. (Camera flash to "Deborah Harry," then clips of three of Jones' fantasies)
:Jane: All those girlfriends and no action?
:Jones: I was wondering if you would, you know...
:Jane: You're a little young for me, Jones. (Cut to Jones and Lisa drinking wine)
:Lisa: Jones? (Cut to Jane, then back to the two) Will you kiss me?
:Jones: ...okay. (They kiss, then we cut to Jane taking a picture, and it flashes to an outdoor scene, with Jones and Brad [Aaron Pearl] in cowboy outfits)
:Brad: Now what are you gonna do?
:Jones: Squeeze.
:Brad: What are you not gonna do?
:Jones: Pull. (Jones shoots an empty beer can and falls back)
:Brad: Perfect. (To the tune of Martina Sorbara's "Bonnie & Clyde II," more clips play out, mostly of Jones)
:Lisa: You were with her.
:Jones: I think you're probably the most beautiful woman in the world. (Another camera flash, complete with a score change; this leads into another montage, including the fantasy of Ma Mabley foreplaying with Jones)
:Ma Mabley: (Laughs) Rough, just like your daddy was! (The furniture deliverymen walk in and she screams)
:Deliverymen: JONES! (Even more film clips play out)
:Brad: It's been three years since I had sex, Jones. (As he says this, we cut to the exact scene in which this line is said)
:Jones: Whoa. (Camera flash)
:Brad: "Whoa" doesn't come close!
:Jones: Try seventeen. (One more camera flash, to the title "ALL I WANT")
:Brad: What, years?
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