Jean-Pierre Noxeuse

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=Jean-Pierre Noxeuse =
=He is a lumberjack from Quirmian Aceria, renowned for having won the Ax De l'Or/ Golden Axe five years in a row and the  coveted O'Grady Award for best dress and makeup for four. =
Something of a rough-hewn philosopher, he is famed for the Divisibility Paradox where he demonstrated it is impossible to fall off a log - especially when wearing high heels, suspenders and a bra.