Wade Is A Male Prostitute

== Another Indigo Child ==
== Before Wade Met Trevor ==
Wade Was Abducted By The A.P.D.P. During The September 11 Attacks Due To Him Being A Tiberium Yandere Wade Grew Up In A Cold Room With Another Yandere Named Rowan This Yandere Girl Taught Wade How To Navigate The Boilingbroke Asylum Through The Asylum's Ventilation System When The A.P.D.P. Needed More Room For More Tiberium Yandere Wade And Rowan Were Discharged From The Asylum At Dignity Village Rowan Pierced Wade's Nose And Lip In A Passionate Sexual Encounter When They Were Only Teenagers Wade Met Trevor When Trevor Needed Help Retrieving A Thamium9 Tanker It Was At This Time That Trevor Discovered That Wade Has A Natural Talent For Driving A Manual Transmission Vehicle Wade Had Never Driven A Motor Vehicle In His Life But Was Able To Quickly Learn The Manual Transmission of A 10 Speed Semi-Tanker Truck As Trevor Defended The Tanker Truck With A Machine Gun Wade Operated An Unsynchronized Transmission Wade Knew That The Truck's Engine Could Be Shifted Without The Clutch At The Right rpm When Trevor Cleared The Area of Bikers Wade Got Into The Truck And Trevor Got On Top of The Thamium9 Tanker Trailer With A Machine Gun To Defend The Truck Wade Float-Shifted The Truck's Engine Through All 10 Gears Without The Clutch From A Stationary Position Rowan Taught Wade How To Float-Shift As All The Motor Vehicles On Summer Island Utilize Unsynchronized Transmissions And Once You Can Float-Shift You Can Drive Any Motor Vehicle On The Island Once You Get The Engine Started Rowan Taught Wade That All The Motor Vehicles On The Island Can Be Float-Shifted Up or Down At 1000rpm The Motor Vehicles On Summer Island Were Developed This Way So That Anyone With This Knowledge Can Utilize All Motor Vehicles On The Island 
centre|thumb|480x480px|Unsynchronized Transmission Means Yandere Nation Is Gonna Slaughter Your National Guard And You Know It Too 
== Motor Vehicles On Summer Island Don't Use "firmware" ==
Unsynchronized Transmissions Have Allowed The Serenians To Build Motor Vehicles That Are Independent of All Computer Technology When The Americans Invaded The Island The Serenians Used Computer Network Congestion To Jam The Automatic Transmissions Common In All American Combat Vehicles This Resulted In The Entire Invasion Force Getting Slaughtered Taking Advantage of American Social Engineering The Serenians Successfully Defended Their Island And Forced Regime Change In The United States Due To Excessive Losses On The Part of The United States Military As American Firmware Was Unraveling At The Bit-Rate Causing Automatic Weapons To Stop Functioning And Combat Vehicles To Be Unusable The Serenians Had Developed Pneumatic Weapons And Combat Vehicles And The Americans Were Massacred The Serenians Taking Advantage of American Planned Obsolescence Are Systematically Slaughtering The American National Guard Whose Heavily Reliant On Firmware
== American Motor Vehicles Have Enough Firmware Restrictions To Cause Some Serious Collateral Damage ==
Synchronized Transmissions Are Firmware Dependent And As Such The Majority of American Motor Vehicles Can Simply Be Disabled By Simple Firmware Hacks It's Interesting How Americans Think Their So Big And Bad When The Counter-Measures Are So Simple Unlike Americans We Don't Rely On Any Computers or Electronics On Summer Island Our Gender-Neutral Language Ensures Freedom of Expression For All And Unlike Americans We Actually Promote Our Autonomy And Considering The Boilingbroke Asylum Is A Strip Club For Women That Employs Male Prostitutes To Provide Sexual Services To Female Clients These "tramps" Have Infiltrated Your Government's Highest Ranks All of Which Whose High Ranking Positions Are Dominated By Women And Thus All Male Prostitutes From Boilingbroke Asylum Are Capable of Collapsing Developed Nations From Within Through Exploitation of Social Engineering We Refer To These Tiberium Mutated And Hypersexual Yandere Children As "Indigo Children" Whom Have Been Busting Up The First World Since The 1960s While Empowering The Third World To Collapse The Islamic Fourth World Through Sexual Promiscuity All Nations Have A Chain of Command The Americans Are Easy Their Chain of Command Stops At The Dictator Just Like In All Muslim Countries Always Remember That The Oldest Country In The World Is Also The Most Educated Never Underestimate This Reality
== Dignity Village ==
Dignity Village Is A Tiberium Yandere Community All The Yandere In Diginity Village Including Wade Suffer From Tiberium Induced Hypersexuality From Working At The Tiberium Quarry 
We Stopped Believing In America Long Ago Always Remember That All Tiberium Yandere Whether Male or Female Can Be Controlled With Sex All Suffer From Persistent Conduct Disorders That Developed Due To Tiberium Exposure Either During Childbirth or As An Adult Working At The Tiberium Quarry While Tiberium Poisoning Is Not Fatal It Causes Humans To Develop Hypersexuality Disorders Due To The Decomposition of Testosterone In Males And Increased Estrogen In Both Males And Females Often Leading To Yandere Paraphilia Development of These Hypersexuality Disorders Only Requires Contact With Tiberium Particles Tiberium Toxemia Is Not Fatal And As Such It's Extremely Difficult To Detect Sexual Dependency Persists Across All Yandere Genders When The Hypersexual Disorder Is Caused By Tiberium Poisoning The Sexual Tension Experienced By The Effected Person Is So Intense It Can Cause Severe Trembling And Even Sexually Induced Paralysis This Leads To Yandere Communities Often Gathering Together For Orgies Such As Dignity Village As The Sexual Dependency For A Yandere Is So Severe That It Is Not Uncommon For Yandere To Engage In Group Sex And Religious Ecstasy Leading To The Gender Neutral Term Yandere To Describe These People Suffering From Industrial Tiberium Poisoning Tiberium Toxemia Also Causes Persistent Sexual Arousal That Persists Across All Yandere Genders However This Persistent Sexual Arousal Creates A Level of Energy That Separates Yandere From Other Established Genders As Yandere Make Good Laborers Nearly All Yandere On Summer Island Work At The Tiberium Quarry And All Yandere Love Their Job As Tiberium Mining Can Be Intense And Extremely Dangerous The Persistent Sexual Arousal Means Yandere Work Long Hours In The Quarry And Are Overall Better Laborers 
== Mining Tiberium Is Not An Easy Job ==
Tiberium Growth Occurs Within Slate And Requires Large Quarries To Mine When The Slate Is Broke Open It Reveals A Green Viscous Crystal Tiberium Is Present On All Planets In The Local Terran Solar System Including Earth Trevor Philips Industries Developed Trenchless Technology For Slate Extraction And Deep Core Planetary Tiberium Mining The Mined Tiberium Is Then Brought To The Tiberium Refinery In Los Santos To Be Refined Into Pneumatic Fuels And Industrial Alloys 
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