Getting Married For Real This Time

Getting Married For Real This Time is the 16th episode of Season 2 of Doctor Bugs's series Reckless and Retired. 
It is the 38th episode overall.
==Cast==
*SpongeBob SquarePants 
*Patrick Star
*Squidward Tentacles 
*Sandy Cheeks 
*Mr. Krabs 
*Plankton 
*Gary
==Plot==
Squidward and Sandy are ready to get married again. But they don't want SpongeBob to ruin things, like he did last time. 
==Story==
[Squidward is watching TV]
Man on TV: Are YOU over 80 years old?
Squidward: (watching) Yes.
Man on TV: Are YOU single?
Squidward: (watching) Yes.
Man on TV: Are YOU over 300 pounds?
Squidward: (watching) That's personal....
Man on TV: Well get off that couch, and get make something of your life!
Squidward: Wow....he's right....
Man on TV: Chase your dreams!
Squidward: He's right!
Man on TV: Get motivated!
Squidward: I'm feeling inspired!
Man on TV: Lose some weight!
Squidward: Okay, now he's getting personal....(cuts TV off)
[Sandy walks by]
Squidward: Sandy! Will you marry me?
Sandy: Wow! That was pretty sudden, Squidward....well....uhh.....
Squidward: C'mon, you only live once!
Sandy: I would....but, remember what happened last time we tried to get married?
Squidward: No.
Sandy: Hey, SpongeBob, get over here.
SpongeBob: Yes?
Sandy: Remember what happened when me and Squidward tried getting married last time?
SpongeBob: (blushing) I got jealous and ruined everything....
Sandy: Exactly.
SpongeBob: Listen, I'm over you, now. I wouln't do that again.
Sandy: Good. Because me and Squidward are getting married. Hopefully, for REAL this time.
SpongeBob: (mouth drops open)
Squidward: YIPEEEE!!!!!!
Patrick: Oh, boy! I can be your wedding planner! 
[The couple walks off]
Plankton: (walking by) Why the long face, chum?
SpongeBob: Squidward and Sandy are getting married!
Plankton: So? They're like 100. They won't live to see their next birthday!
SpongeBob: That's it! You're a genius, Plankton!
Plankton: Well, I knew THAT.
That night, at the wedding:
Patrick: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the marriage between Squidward and Sandy.
Krabs: (from the crowd) Are you qualified to be doing this wedding?
Patrick: They call me Reverend Patrick. Ahem, now let's continue.
Sandy: I've never been so happy.
Squidward: Me neither.
Patrick: If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now, or forever hold your pee.
SpongeBob: (bursts into the wedding with a chainsaw) I OBJECT!!!!!
Squidward: SpongeBob! What the hell are YOU doing here?
SpongeBob: IT'S ALL OVER! (laughs maniaclly)
Squidward: I'm not letting you ruin my wedding AGAIN!!!! (pepper-sprays him)
SpongeBob: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST GONNA CUT THE CAKE!!!!
Squidward: Oh....I thought you were trying to kill us....
SpongeBob: No! I was gonna cut your wedding cake, dum-dum!
Squidward: Oh. Whoops. My bad.
Patrick: You may now kiss the bride.
[Squidward and Sandy kiss]
SpongeBob: My eyes!!! Ahhhh, what's wrong with you, Squidward!
Squidward: I said I was sorry!
SpongeBob: No, not that, the kiss!!!!
Sandy: Get over it, SpongeBob.
[Squidward and Sandy get in a limo, and drive off to their honeymoon]
Patrick: (comforting SpongeBob) Don't worry, you'll eventually find someone who wants an ugly, elderly sponge.
SpongeBob: Thanks, Pat.....I needed that.
Patrick: Good. Ohhhh, look what I found! (finds the pepper spray, and sprays SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: AHHHH!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!
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