The Kitchen (Joke)

==Description==
The Kitchen is an anomalous level that appears to be a small kitchen, with a carpeted floor. It has wooden drawers; a white stove, dishwasher, and countertops; a metal sink divided into two sections; and small posters with strange messages on them. There is a wooden door that supposedly leads outside of the room, but it is locked.
This small area is believed to be the home of Anoranges, since there are many more of them here than in any other level. They hide inside the drawers, immediately attacking if they hear a sign of any living being that isn't their own kind. It has also been shown that this is the place where Anoranges reproduce using human flesh they have consumed.
===The Outside Area===
The locked door of the kitchen has been lock-picked to reveal an outside area with dying grass. There is a fence surrounding the area that cannot be crossed, as doing so drains sanity nearly instantaneously. The environment is locked in daylight, and it is always sunny. An American football can occasionally be seen lying on the ground near an American football goal.
Anoranges also occasionally come here, and behave the same as they would in any other level. It is presumed that this is their way of entertaining themselves, as the sounds they make in this area have been described as 'more joyful' than the sounds they make in other places. Some people also believe that the Anoranges use this area to practice hunting.
Recovered Audio 5/10/2015
Alright, so I've gotten to this new level. Looks like some sorta kitchen... I feel a sense of nostalgia, like this is something I watched as a kid. 
[The person begins walking forward]
I just can't put my finger on- OH FUCK
[Strange noises are heard as the person is screaming]
[Audio remains mostly silent from this point]
==Colonies and Outposts==
The nature of this level prevents the establishment of any settlements.
==Entrances and Exits==
===Entrances===
In any level, a brown door may appear with the word "Kitchen" written on it. Entering one of these doors leads here.
===Exits===
There is no unique way to exit this level. The only way to escape is to trigger an exit that would work in any level.
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