How to Eat Rotten Grapes: A VeggieTales Movie/Transcript

== Part 1 ==
(New Line Cinema Logo Shows)
(Walden Media Logo Shows)
(Big Idea Entertainment Logo Shows)
(Intro with Whimsical Music and a montage of Junior Asparagus throwing up Plays)
Dad Asparagus: Wrapping up there Junior?
Junior: (counties throwing up)
Dad Asparagus: Maybe not
== Part 2 ==
(shows the asparaguse's new house)
Dad Asparagus: Okay, Careful there Lil, You're gonna knock somebody over
(Junior kicks a soccer ball in his room)
Mom Asparagus: Junior- (gets hit by the soccer ball) OH!, Junior, You know what, I'm saying stop, This is your room, Come on,
Junior: I don't like it
Mom Asparagus: Why not?
Junior: Smell the walls
(mom and junior smell the walls)
Mom Asparagus: Mm... Yeah, You know they just need a fresh coat of paint, You can pick the color
Junior: Black
Mom Asparagus: Black?, Cozy
Junior: I don't wanna go to school mom, I'm gonna be the new kid, It's the worst thing ever, How will i even know where to go?
Mom Asparagus: We'll figure it out
Junior: We?, No!, No Mothers!
Mom Asparagus: I wanna meet your teacher Mrs. Petunia
Junior: No!, No Mothers!
Mom Asparagus: And i wanna see your classroom and just make sure that everything's okay
Junior: No Mothers!
(Junior uses his fingers to make an X)
Junior: And also mom, Don't put anything in my lunch like a little note saying "Good luck Junior"
Mom Asparagus: Don' worry i won't
(mom and junior hug)
Mom Asparagus: Okay, Unpack, All right?, You're gonna feel so much better once you get settled in and get all your toys out
Junior: Toys?
Mom Asparagus: Material Possessions 
(junior gets a picture out of a box with his old classmates saying we'll miss you junior)
== Part 3 ==
(junior arrives to his new school on his bike)
Rosie: Peter!, Peter!, Look!, There's a new kid, and he's riding his bike on the sidewalk
Carry the Cucumber: Look!, Principal Nezzer!
Principal Nezzer: Dismount young man
Rosie: "And walk your bicycle, Walk your bicycle"
(all laughing)
Peter (Pa Grape): Everyone, Stare at him
(they stare at him and Junior doesn't know why)
(Junior parks his bike)
Peter: Junior A, Is that where you're putting your bike?
Junior: It's the bike rack
Peter: It's the bike rack
(bell rings)
Peter: See you around new kid
(Junior pulls out the directions)
Junior: Mrs. Petunia and-- No!, No wait!
(directions falls in a puddle)
(junior sighs)
Junior: Aw you silly note
(Junior sees laura in the reflection of the puddle and turns at her)
Laura: Say you were lost
Junior: I'm not lost
Laura: Say you were though
Junior: Okay say i was
Laura: Follow me
(junior follows laura)
Laura: Sorry if i'm taller then you
Mr. Lunt and Carry: Four eyes!
Laura: Put your stuff in there and that's our classroom in there
Tom: Everyone calls that girl four eyes
Junior: Four eyes?
Tom: Laura
Gourdon: No hats allowed
(junior takes his hat off and looks up then puts his head in his cubby)
Junior: Please don't make me go there
(bell rings)
(junior gets his head grabbed out of his cubby and turns around and finds out that it was Prinicpal Nezzer)
Principal Nezzer: Come young man
(Carry laughs)
Carry: Sweet
Principal Nezzer: Class, You have a new student joining you today Everyone lets welcome Junior with a warm hello
(cricket chrips)
Mrs. Petunia: Class?
The Entire Class: Hello Junior
(Mr. Lunt and Carry enter the room)
Principal Nezzer: You're late, Get to your seats, Would you write your name on the board young man?
(Junior tries to write his name but the chalk cracks)
(Emma and Lenny laugh and Mrs. Petunia looks at them and they stop)
(Junior trie again and succeeds)
Principal Nezzer: "Junior Asparagus", With 2 As
Junior: 3
Principal Nezzer: I beg your pardon?
Junior: There's 3 As
Mrs. Petunia: Thank you Principal Nezzer, Welcome Junior, As part of our curriculum, we are studying Ancient Egypt
(petunia pulls down the map of egypt but it slides back up)
(the class laughs)
Mrs. Petunia: Thus The sphinx, Thus the pyramids, Thus the bust of Nefertiti, now would you like to sit Junior?, Lets see, Lets find you a seat, How about right there in back of Laura
Some of the classmates: Four eyes
Mrs. Petunia: Tomorrow make sure you put your backpack in the cubby, And welcome!
Kids: (whispers) Four eyes
(Gourdon hiccups)
(Laura smiles at Junior)
== Part 4 ==
(junior goes to the cafeteria)
Carry: Hey, Have a delicious lunch
(junior opens his lunchbox and takes out his container and worms fall out)
(all of the kids laugh and scream)
Carry: WOO-HOO!
(they continue laughing)
Peter: Hey! Junior A!, That's your lunch eh?, You eat yucky grapes?
(peter and mr. lunt laugh)
Junior: I eat them all the time, You wanna try one?, Here you go
(junior throws the grape in peter's face)
(everyone gasps)
Peter: SOMEBODY GET THIS OFF OF ME!
Someone Else: He's gonna get it now!
(everyone laughs)
Principal Nezzer: EVERYONE SIT!
(junior hides the grapes and nervously smiles at Nezzer)
== Part 5 ==
Lil Asparagus (Junior's Little Brother): I'M POPULAR!
Mom Asparagus: Lil tell Junior and Daddy what you did today, The preschool kids are called sea turtles and when they introduced Lil-
Lil Asparagus: I sang a song!
Mom Asparagus: They did he stood right up when they introduced him and he sung his little heart out didn't you?
Dad Asparagus: Oh yeah?, What song did you sing?
Lil Asparagus: 🎶Baby beluga in the deep blue sea, swims so wild and swims so free, heaven above, sea below, and the little white whale on the go-🎶
Junior: STOP!, NO MORE!,
Mom Asparagus: He's just singing Junior
Junior: He's not just singing, HE'S DELIBERATELY NOT STOPPING!
Lil Asparagus: 🎶The waves roll in, The waves roll out, See the water squirting out of my spout🎶
== Part 6 ==
(Junior is in his bed)
(Dad opens the door)
Junior: Dad?
Dad Asparagus: Junior, Couldn't tell if you were asleep
Junior: My brains keeping me awake
Dad Asparagus: What's the headline of that brain of your's?
Junior: I don't like mys school
Dad Asparagus: Yeah well, Junior first days are tough, First days can be really hard, You should've seen me at work today, You know, I, Uh, I couldn't keep anyone's name straight
(flashback)
Dad Asparagus: Thanks i'll be right with you-whatever your name is
Larry: It's Larry, Larry the Cucumber
Dad Asparagus: And then they made me wear i name tag
Carrot Security Guard: This is your IMB badge, You're gonna need this when you go over to the VOD because they're gonna ask for it for IOC
(end of flashback)
Dad Asparagus: Anything like that happen to you?
(flashbacks to scene 4)
Junior: Not really
Dad Asparagus: Did you make any friends?
Junior: Everybody is already friends, They all went to kindergarten probably and i'm just this kid who's just there all of a sudden
Dad Asparagus: Well you know what you do?, You go up to people, Ypu take the initiative, You say "Hi i'm Junior Asparagus"
Junior: Say my last name?
Dad Asparagus: My point is you don't wait for them to come to you okay?, You go up to them, Introduce yourself, Shake hands
Junior: I don't have hands Dad
(dad chuckles)
Dad Asparagus: Try and get some sleep, You know things are gonna get better i promise, You watch tomorrow you're gonna have a great day
== Part 7 ==
(shows junior's new classroom with mrs. petunia teaching the students long division)
(someone throws an paper airplane)
(Laura turns her head at the person who threw it)
(Junior turns his head)
(Peter smiles at Junior)
(Junior opens the paper airplane and it says Junior the rotten grape)
(bell rings)
(the kids start calling him Junior the rotten grape)
Junior: GUYS STOP!
Peter: We're just calling you that because that's what you said
Junior: No i didn't
Peter: Yes you did, You said "I eat rotten grapes" right?
Everyone: Yeah!
Peter: So, You're Junior the rotten grape
(Peter throws a grape at Junior)
(Junior bumps into Laura)
Laura: Oh hey, Hey does your house has a front door that's green?, I was trying to figure out where you live because my house has a orange door that says Carrot, That's my name, Laura Carrot
Junior: You're making it worse
(laura finds a grape and picks it up)
Laura: Does this have something to do with this?
== Part 8 ==
(it is recess time and junior is all alone)
(Tom grape comes up to junior)
Tom Grape (Thomas Grape): I'm Thomas Grape, I used to be friends with Frasier Broccoli, You know him?
Junior: I don't know anybody okay?
Thomas Grape: That's like me, No friends
Junior: I have lots of friends, They just go to this silly school
Thomas Grape: Hey, You know how you threw a grape at Peter and hit him in the face?
Junior: What about it?
Thomas Grape: I thought for sure he was gonna smash you with the death ring
Junior: The death ring?
Thomas Grape: Peter has a ring called the death ring, If he punches you with it, You die, But you don't die now, You die in eighth grade so nobody can prove it, It's got poison in it that goes into your skin and makes an ulcer, Very slowly you bleed to death
Junior: If he punches you with it?
Thomas Grape: He punched me, And in the eighth grade, I'm gonna be dead
Junior: What did you do to make him punch you in the first place?
Thomas Grape: Nothing!, He just said i was annoying him for some reason
Junior: How hard did he punch you?
Thomas Grape: Really really hard, Like this
(Thomas punches himself)
Thomas Grape: And then i fell down like this
(Thomas falls)
Thomas Grape: And it made a mark on my belly, Where the poison went in
== Part 9 ==
(a montage of the kids making fun of junior starts showing)
(and then Junior can't take it anymore)
Junior: You guys are silly!, You can say Junior the rotten grape all you want!, I DON'T CARE!, Grapes don't even taste that hard, i had a whole bowl for breakfast with brown sugar and cold milk
Peter Grape: That's a lie
Junior: Sometimes a boil them, Sometimes i do the on the barbecue, My favorite way, Rotten, The grosser, The slimier, The better
Peter Grape: Junior the rotten grape you couldn't even eat one grape, Right when it touched your tongue you'd throw up
Junior: You wanna bet?
Peter Grape: The smell would make you throw up, You couldn't even eat a quarter of a grape
Junior: I can eat eat this many grapes Peter, 10 easy!, And you'd be the one who'd puke just watching
Peter Grape: Lets bet
Junior: That i would eat 10 grapes?
Peter Grape: Yeah and when you throw up you lose
Carry: Yeah
Junior: What if i win?
Peter Grape: What's the bet you mean?
Carry: I know!, The loser has to come to school with grapes in his hat
Rosie: Yeah and he has to walk down the hall past everybody as he reveals the fact
Peter Grape: All right, It's gonna be you Junior the rotten grape
Carry: But Peter, what if he eats a tiny bit of a worm and then a year later a tiny bit more a worm-
Peter Grape: No you gotta eat all 10 grapes all on the same day and i get to pick them
Junior: When exactly?
Peter Grape: This Saturday
Junior: That's the day after tomorrow, I need more time to get ready
Peter Grape: Backing out? Come on Junior shake on it
Junior: I don't have any
Peter Grape: I SAID SHAKE ON IT!
Junior: It's a bet
(peter and junior shakes the "invisible" hands)
== Part 10 ==
(Dad is in the office)
(The coffee machine squirts on him)
Larry: Hey Mike
Mike Asparagus: Hey
Larry: I had a thought, You play tennis?
Mike Asparagus: Yep
Larry: How about Lisa?
Mike Asparagus: Yeah, Yeah we both play tennis
Larry: You gotta come down to our club, we'll play some doubles
Mike Asparagus: That be great Larry
(Larry leaves mike's office room)
Mike Asparagus: Great
== Part 11 ==
Mike Asparagus: You and i, We played tennis when we first met a couple of times, You were good
Lisa Asparagus: Yeah compared to you i was
Mike Asparagus: It's not that he asked me it's the way he asked me, Like he was testing me
== Part 12 ==
(Lenny is on a computer in the library)
Junior: Why are you looking at that?
(Lenny is startled)
Lenny: Peter Grape told me to, "Find out about rotten grapes" he said
Junior: That's what they look like inside?
Lenny: Yeah, they have brains, No eyes, They're blind, And look, Five hearts
(Emma and Gourdon making beeping noises with their mouths)
Lenny: And look at this interesting detail, The sphincter, That's the grape's butt
(everyone repeats sphincter)
Junior: STOP YOU GUYS, I have to eat one, I have to eat 10
(everyone continues to say sphincter)
Mrs. Petunia: BOYS WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!
(they almost get busted but they change it to How the Ancient Egyptians Preserved their Dead)
Mrs. Petunia: "Ancient Egyptians Preserved their Dead" Fascinating topic boys, Fascinating!, The mystery of the sphinx, Excellent, Excellent, And on your recess too, Oh you're to be commended, Carry on
(They exhale in relief)
Junior: Oh, that was close
== Part 13 ==
Junior, Emma, Lenny, and Gourdon: Excellent, Excellent, Fascinating, And on your recess too!, The lost sphincter of the sphinx, The lost sphincter of the sphinx, The lost sphinc-
Peter Grape: You guys are friends with this guy who's gonna be barfing his guts out tomorrow?, Lenny get over here, You're not his friend, He's Junior the rotten grape, He doesn't have any friends, Lunt
Lunt Gourd: Right here Peter
Peter Grape: Tell him the new rule
Lunt Gourd: All 10 grapes must be eaten be 7:00 P.M. or you you lose
Peter Grape: And Lunt is the new timekeeper
Junior: Why do you make all the rules?
Carry: Because he just does
Peter Grape: You won't even make it to 7:00 because we're making the grapes taste bad
Junior: Like they already don't?
(everyone except Peter, Carry, Rosie, and Lenny laughs)
Peter Grape: YEAH BE QUIET GOURDON, you too Emma, Rosie, Rosie is the official grape cook
Junior: You're gonna cook the grapes?
Rosie Grape: I'm thinking up some disgusting recipes
Peter Grape: You said you like them rotten Junior the rotten grape, We're making the grapes taste nasty
== Part 14 ==
(Junior is on his way home)
(Junior comes upon Laura's)
(Junior hides behind the tree)
(Laura aims an arrow)
Laura: I see you so quit hiding
Junior: Just on my way and i thought you might wanna know i might be leaving this place
Laura: Is your family moving again?
Junior: No, Just me
Laura: Is this all because you threw a grape in peter grape's face?
Junior: That was really dumb!, Really dumb was it?
Laura: I loved it
Junior: You loved it?
Laura: Yup i loved it
(Laura aims arrow)
Junior: Whoa!, You're good!
Laura: Thank you, Say i knew
Junior: Knew what?
Laura: About the bet
Junior: You can't know you're a nice person
(Laura aims an arrow yet again)
Laura: Say i did though, Say i also know you've never eaten a grape in your whole life
Junior: How would you know that?
Laura: Because... Why would you?
Junior: Did you know it was tomorrow?, And can i tell you something?
Laura: What?
Junior: I have a really weak stomach, Really weak, There are a lot of foods i can't eat
Laura: Then why'd you make the silly bet in the first place?
Junior: I don't know, I was just trying to go to school and be a normal person
Laura: Normal people don't eat food of they're bodies Junior
(Both Laugh)
== Part 15 ==
Junior: Hey Mom
Lisa Asparagus: Hey what do you think?
Junior: I'm naked
Lisa Asparagus: All right come on we're going out
Junior: Where?
Lisa Asparagus: Lil's school, They're doing a performance and Lil's in it, We're meeting your Dad there, Come on i need you to put on a clean shirt
Junior: WHAT?
Lil's Teacher: Up swim the sea turtles, Up through the ocean waves, Ans then down, Down swim the sea turtles, Dancing on the ocean waves
(girl laughs)
Lil's Teacher: Focus Sea Turtles Focus
(Children Laughing)
Lil's Teacher: Focus Sweetie
Lil Asparagus: 🎶Sea Turtles, Baby beluga in the deep blue sea🎶
Lil's Teacher: No, Not--Come here, Focus Focus!
(applause)
Lil Asparagus: I am the greatest, Thank you ladies and gentlemen
== Part 16 ==
Mike Asparagus: Junior!, Hey what are yyou doing out here? they got cake inside
Junior: I don't care i don't want any cake
Mike Asparagus: Don't wsnt any cake? whose son are you?
Junior: He's just a showoff dad and everybody says "OH HE'S SO CUTE JUST BECAUSE HE'S LITTLE" I don't like him
Mike Asparagus: You like your brother
Junior: No i don't!, And i don't like this town we have to live in and the kids at my school they're all-
Mike Asparagus: They're just kids Junior, They're just kids, Kids are the same everywhere you go
Junior: No, No they aren't, These kids are different
Mike Asparagus: Different how?
Junior: Nothing
Mike Asparagus: Junior your uh, Your mother and I, We uh, Met this woman inside, She has a daughter, Rosie, He's in your class, You know Rosie?
Junior: I don't know anybody
Mike Asparagus: Well she says- She says they're all playing soccer this afternoon
Junior: Soccer?
Mike Asparagus: Soccer right, At field by the creek, I'll get directions from her okay?
Junior: No, they didn't ask me
Mike Asparagus: Junior come on when they see how good you are they'll be begging you to play
Junior: Mm, I don't have my cleats
Mike Asparagus: We'll go home and get them, Come on now you're just making excuses, You know you'll go, You'll have fun, Look here have some cake it's really... Stale
Junior: What kind is it?
Mike Asparagus: Chocolate covered stale cakeCategory:Transcripts
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