Drugs & Parties

Drugs & Parties is an episode of SpongeBoy and SBFW Town. It aired on the 15th August, 2021
==Transcript==
[The episode opens up. Spongeboy is setting up an Xmas tree in the middle of August]
Spongeboy: yes *Decorates the tree with a star* Okay, now time to save this for December (She yeets the tree out the window) Oops
(Suddenly a phone ringing sound is heard)
Spongeboy: Hi Matchy. What is it
Matchy: *From the phone* I think your Christmas tree is in my yard
Spongeboy: wait wut
 
<Theme song>
What in the world are we here for?
Writing SpongeBob fan fiction, really?
It's very weird
‘Cause you find cursed things
Like SpongeBob with a beard
Now what's really chilling
Is that they even made it a building...
But don't even begin to frown
Because  you're living in SBFW Town !
 
[Another scene showing Spongeboy walking down the street happens]
Spongeboy: Okay. Time to recruit people for my spin-offs
(Spongeboy grabs a sign out of nowhere, and starts twirling it around)
Spongeboy: WRITE FOR MY SPIN-OFF OR I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY
Prim: I don't have a family
Spongeboy: I don't care. Go back to your own userfic, or I'll hold you at gunpoint if I'm not in an episode
Prim: ok Ill write for it
Spongeboy: no, get out
Prim: *Disappears*
Spongeboy: Now it's time to do my daily tormenting of users
(Spongeboy heads over to the park, where many users are enjoying the Summer)
Spongeboy: *Shouting* Everyone!
Everyone: What
Spongeboy: YOU ALL SUCK. ahhahahahahahahajshwh3s3exercercrec
Polar: You call this “tormenting”? Go hit on a pole, you loser
Spongeboy: Great idea
Polar: *Frowns*
(Spongeboy runs over to a pole, about to smooch it, when an Xmas tree gets chucked on their head)
*Spongeboy faints*
 
Matchy: Hah! Payback
(1 hour later)
[Spongeboy is shown waking up from the knock-out]
Spongeboy: fuck. Those bimbos are still partying like mad people. Since this episode has zero plot whatsoever, I'm going to go snort cocaine
[Spongeboy is seen buying cocaine from GrazySponge ]
Spongeboy: ok thx
GrazySponge (Totally not CrazySponge): sounds familair
Spongeboy: no. Let me go and get high.
(Spongeboy runs away and is about to snort the coke when GrazySponge snatches it away)
GrazySponge: no u
Spongeboy: bruh. Give it back
GrazySponge: well... *Rips off a mask* IM CRAZYSPONGE BABY
Spongeboy: i know
Crazy: wait what
Spongeboy: I know who everyone is
Crazy: stop
Spongeboy: i know everyone's fandom account
Crazy: *face palm*
Spongeboy: see ya, I’m going to write SpongeBob porn, lolololololoalakwkaws
Crazy: horny *bleep*
(end)
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