Plant Interviews 22: Spikeweed

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the plant that can hurt you almost as much as a lego brick.
Me: "Hello down there!"
Spikeweed: "Hi up there!"
Me: "So Spikeweed, do you like Hockey?"
Spikeweed: "Oh yeah, it's awesome!"
Me: "But aren't you afraid of pucks?"
Spikeweed: "PUCKS? WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!"
Me: "I'll take that as a yes."
Spikeweed: "WHERE ARE THEY??? PLEASE, DON'T LET THEM NEAR ME!!!"
Me: "Alright, alright, calm down!"
Spikeweed: "I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!!!"
Me: "Plants can get those?"
Spikeweed: "YEAH, WINTER MELON GETS THEM ALL THE TIME!!!"
Me: "I know how to calm you down! Think of...zen gardens, the ocean, that sort of thing!"
Spikeweed: "IT'S NOT working! Wait, I'm calming down!"
Me: "Next question now. What is your least favorite Zombie?"
Spikeweed: "I hate Zombonis, Catapults, Barrel Rollers and Pianists! They really hurt!"
Me: "I bet they do. Do you have any friends?"
Spikeweed: "Spikerock, Cactus, Cattail."
Me: "Lastly, PUCK!"
Spikeweed: "STOP GIVING ME PANIC ATTACKS!!!"
Me: "Just kidding! Trolled ya! Bye!"
Spikeweed: "ARGH, I HATE YOU!"
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