Scientist

Scientist (AKA Alphys or Jasper) is a nonbinary fuckface who is literally Alphys. He's very experienced with Wikia, having been obsessed with it years ago. Make him a mod, please. He'll make the layout more magical.
He won the first Hunger Games.
==About==
Having a background mostly consisting of Mother 3, Steven Universe, and dragons, Scientist is a highly-experienced shitposter of the gods. He always posts in all lowercases, knowing it makes the shitposts more shitposty. He only speaks properly when he feels like it'll make it funnier or if he's trying to be nice or some shit. 
(hes really an asshole in other words)
==Hits==
*"are frogs neurotypical" (first hit ever)
*"gender bee-nary"
*"mitochondria is the powerhouse of natter"
*this art
*"icarly furry au"
*"i am the sans guardian, guardian of the sans"
*"but everything changed when the yaoi attacked"
*"my fursona: pepe"
*"dennys body pillow"
*"yiff yiff fall in love"
*"lunchables rule 34" (biggest hit)
*"im trash. renat if you're also trash"
*"aseuxal bi/panromantic alphys. renat if you agree"
*"flowey sounds like yaoi"
*he made fucking jerry in spore
*renat if you're fedoraphobic
==commonly asked questions==
"are you taken"
yeah
"are you fictionkin with alphys or something"
yeah
"are you comfortable with doubles"
nah
"are you autistic lol"
yeah
"are you a boy or a girl"
nah
"why do u say youre trash"
bc i am
"so about that, are you a boy or a g-"
nah
==Gallery==
me!!.jpg|scientist's icon before he hit 1k kudos
socialtest.png|scientist's social test from beginning to end
anime is real.png|some of his bad art
sins.png|for some unknown reason, he thought this would get popular. (it didnt)
447px-Fursuit_Markus_Hug.JPG|scientist's natterprom outfit
pundyne.png|more bad art from scientist
gak5uld3ugb9jjsop10x.jpg|THIS IS HIM IRL
==Notes from others==
@lapis thinks scientist is very nice and cool
@Toriel scientist is 100% pure shitpost
@dapperghost says: irl alphys, super rad shitposter. 10/10 ghosts recommend
==Trivia==
*says hes gay but actually is pan
*has a body pillow irl
*garbage