Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 8: Evil Robot Twin/Transcript

Orange's evil robot twin: (talking to the audience) Greetings, organisms. It is I, the actual annoying Orange, and not his evil robot twin. I will now process your enquieries.
Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, do you have enemies?
Orange's evil robot twin: I, the annoying Orange, do have one enemy. My evil robot twin, who is constantly plotting to blow up the camera, with his exploding bomb seed. Next enquiery.
(record scratches)
Pear: Not so fast, robot!
Orange's evil robot twin: Curses, the organisms. I've discovered my true identity.
(Pear, Little Apple and Grapefruit in panic)
Little Apple: (while aftering Orange's evil robot twin) Don't let him get near the camera!
Grapefruit: Don't move a muscle!
Pear: Don't let him shoot it!
(Orange's evil robot twin is about to spit his exploding bomb seed)
Little Apple: Stop him, stop him!
Grapefruit: (screams) Nooooohohohooo!!!
(Pear screams, Orange spits the exploding bomb seed to the camera', the title' card came by exploding, and everybody cheers)
Voice: Alright, Orange. "Ask Orange!"
(screen shows Orange)
Orange: Sorry about that. The real Orange is back in action, Jackson. (laughs) Question.
Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, what happens when you mix Zoom and Zip together?
Orange: Hmm, I don't know. Let's find out.
(Camera shows Zoom and Zip)
Zoom: leave our warn that this experiment will be EXTREEEEE--
(Zoom and Zip spray their liquid)
Zip: EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
(Zoop appeared by exploding)
Zoop: I'm Zoop!
Zoom: The extreme is standing can't help I wonder what will happen if we mix all THREE of us!
Zip: Let's find out!
Zoom, Zip and Zoop: (while spraying) EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!
(screen shows a spinning earth, the earth explodes)
Daneboe: (reads) Can you try doing a magic trick?
Orange: I suppose I can try. (talking to pear) Hey Pear, for this trick I'll need a quarter.
Pear: Okay. Here you go. (giving his quarter)
Orange: (takes the coin) Presto change-o. (hides the coin behind him) Now you're 25 cents poor. (laughs) Magic.
(Pear groans)
Daneboe: (reads) Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Orange: LOL, what's that? Lol, lol, lololololololololololololololol. (laughs) Lol.
Daneboe: (reads) Can you say "Daniel is awesome" 5 times?
Orange: (rapidly) Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, Daniel's awesome, also apple sauce, apple apple apple sauce. (laughs) Daniel's apple sauce.
Daneboe: (reads) Orange, can you turn invisible?
Orange (offscreen): Yes. (laughs)
Daneboe: (reads) Hey Orange, have you ever jump out of a plane with Pear?
(screen shows Orange falling while wearing a parachute)
Orange: I've never jump ot of a plane with Pear, but I always jump with my Pear-achute. (laughs)
Pear: (tied on strings) Huh, what the?
Orange: Come on, Pear-achute. Do your thing. (laughs)
Pear: Dude, I'm not a real parachute, I can't slow us down.
Orange: Oh.
Pear: Yeah.
Orange: Hmm.
(Orange and Pear scream)
Daneboe: (reads) Look out, knife!
Orange: Huh?!
(Knife about to cut Orange, but Orange rolls away)
Orange: Wha! (relief) Whoa, thanks. That was a close one. (laughs)
Daneboe: (reads) Why are you a pig?
(Orange dresses like a pig, he laughs, then oink)
Daneboe: (reads) Can you and Copper Lincoln have a dance off?
Cooper Lincoln: That's it, Orange, i'm calling you out. Hit it, boombox!
(music plays)
Orange: Alright, Copper Lincoln, let's do this.
Copper Lincoln: Yeah, i call this one the Copper Flopper.
Orange: I call this one the Rind Grind. (laughs)
Copper Lincoln: Get a load of this move i call the Presidential Pop and Lock.
Orange: Hey, that's pretty good, but here's my newest move, it's called the...
(record scratches)
Orange's Evil Robot Twin: I'm actually an evil robot twin sent to destroy the camera.
Pear: No, don't let him shoot anything! NO!
Little Apple: Stop him! Aah!
Grapefruit: Nooooooooooo!
Orange's Evil Robot Twin: (laughs, then spits seeds, camera explodes)
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