The Tall Tale of Sqiffy and Bucko/Transcript

Narrator: Gather around, rascals, and thrill to the tale of how Misfortune's Keep found its crew. Come closer now...
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Narrator: "And meet two incompetent sailors called Sqiffy and Bucko, who could drive any captain totally mad."
(Sqiffy and Bucko mops the decks, but the captain slips in it, causing both of them to laugh at him.)
Narrator: "Painting the ship didn't go quite as planned. Accidentally, the captain got a new tag."
(The duo laugh, and sinks an anchor into the ocean, which got caught in the ship's propellers.)
Narrator: "When the anchor was dropped, they were fired and had to find a new job. Jobs as cooks wasn't a scoop. Window washers were their new job, but it ended up without any luck. Walking along the docks, they came across Clancee and Flintlocke."
Sqiffy: Hahaha, pirates are so last year.
Bucko: Yeah, so outdated.
Narrator: "They laughed. Then Nadakhan appeared and had another plan. Sqiffy and Bucko were about to get a new job. Sqiffy and Bucko, always ready to get the job done."
Nadakhan: Faster. Faster. Faster.
Narrator: "Sqiffy and Bucko. Forever the pirates. Forever in the proud crew of Misfortune's Keep."
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