Rest in Joe

"Rest in Joe" is the sixth episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway and Pluto, the episode was first aired on 12th February 2022 on Current.
===Synopsis===
At Ray William Johnson's funeral, the fathers of both Joe and Alan start to conspire against Joe.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts at the funeral for Ray William Johnson from last episode, with Joe’s Dad sitting next to an elderly man as the reverend continues to speak about the life and legacy of Ray William Johnson.]
Reverend: He was a man. He believed. In fact, he was a man who believed. 
[Joe’s Dad moves up subtly to the elderly man and starts whispering in his ear.]
Joe’s Dad: [whispering] Psst! Why are you here? 
Elderly Man: Why, I’m here to celebrate the life of Ray William Johnson. My dear son was a good friend of Ray’s.
Joe’s Dad: Eh? If Ray had friends, how comes it’s only us two here?
Elderly Man: Well, my son did not survive to see his good friend have his life taken by Joe.
[Joe’s Dad suddenly realises.]
Joe’s Dad: Wait a second… Say, what’s this Joe’s second name?
Elderly Man: Mama. Joe Mama.
[Joe’s Dad grabs the elderly man by the neck.]
Joe’s Dad: Don’t you dare bring my mother into this.
[Cut to Joe’s Dad, the elderly man and the reverend sitting on a bench smoking cigarettes as an orchestral rendition of “Boxin’ Your Mom” is played in the background.]
Reverend: So, this son Alan of yours… tell me, what was he into?
Alan’s Dad: He was a big fan of noise rock music.
[Cut to the Reverend spraying holy water on Alan’s grave, yelling “The Power of Christ compels you!”, before cutting back to both dads on the bench.]
Joe’s Dad: I’m really disappointed with Joe, man. I thought he was gonna be the first one in our family to actually get somewhere. You know he used to want to be an astronaut. He wanted to be the first man on Mars but then something just got to him that ruined him. I know I couldn’t ever be the best dad in the world but I really– [his voice starts to crack] I really tried with Joe. He got the best grades I’d ever seen attached to the surname Mama. He was really devoted to his dreams. And now…
[Cut to a decrepit-looking Joe in his mansion, lying on his throne watching… adult television. Moans are heard from the TV, before dialogue is heard from a woman.]
Porn Woman: You killed my pussy like Joe killed Ray William Johnson.
Joe: God damn it! Even in porn, I catch strays!
[He pulls out a gun and shoots the television, before we cut back to the dads on the bench.]
Alan’s Dad: Scott, it may be difficult to admit, but I think you need to kill your son.
Scott (Joe’s Dad): I’m not going to kill my son, Adam! I think that we need to make sure the world knows he’s a big fat phony, and that he ain’t never gonna catch Bigfoot.
Adam (Alan’s Dad): And how do you suggest we do that?
Scott: By SBFW: Finding Bigfoot.
Adam: You’re onto something.
[Cut to outside of Joe’s mansion, where out of a black limousine appears Scott and Adam in tuxedos and shades, exiting the car with as much swag as middle-aged men can have whilst “Still Tippin’” by Mike Jones plays. Scott walks in slow-motion and cocks a rifle, whilst Adam rolls the wheels of his wheelchair to the rhythm of the song. Scott pulls the trigger and shoots the ground as a warning to Joe, but this shocks Adam, who does a wheelie on his wheelchair in surprise and ends up headfirst in the ground. The reverend, disguised as a taxi driver with his own pair of shades, quickly comes out and picks Adam back up. Scott and Adam walk up to the guards outside of the door, who shake their heads - in slow motion as the whole scene is - and refuse entry. The two dads look at each other, smirk and simultaneously knee the guards in their groins, before moving them out of the way, allowing them to fall onto the ground. The reverend brings a lock picking kit and tries to pick the lock to the door before Scott gets impatient and just shoots the door open. The trio enter the mansion but just before the doors close, we see Scott take one last drag of his cigarette and the episode fades to black.]
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