Christmas Eve On Royal Woods

In the Loud house, Lincoln Loud, Lynn Loud Sr., Rita Loud, Leonard Loud, Albert Loud, Myrtle Loud, Lance Loud, Lori Loud, Leni Loud, Luna Loud, Luan Loud, Lynn Loud Jr., Lucy Loud, Lana and Lola Loud, and Lisa Loud were eating pizza and drinking Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, and milk.
Lincoln and Lance had cheese pizza. Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud had pepperoni, sausage, green pepper, and mushroom pizza. Albert and Leonard had sausage, jalapeño pepper, and onion pizza. Myrtle had shrimp and clams casino pizza. Lori had pepperoni, onion and clams casino pizza. Leni had shrimp, mushroom, banana pepper, and green pepper pizza with white sauce. Luna had barbecue chicken and sausage pizza with barbecue sauce. Luan had mushroom and sweet banana pepper pizza with white sauce. Lynn Jr. had pepperoni, bacon and barbecue chicken pizza. Lucy had barbecue chicken, and black olive pizza with barbecue sauce. Lana had sausage, bacon and onion pizza with pesto sauce while Lola had pepperoni and mushroom pizza with white sauce. And Lisa had pepperoni, green olive, and green pepper, pizza with pesto sauce.
As Lily Loud was walking into the dining room, Lori said, "Grab yourself a napkin. And you're going to have to pour your own drinks."
"Gramps, does Santa Claus have to go through customs?" asked Lola.
"What time do we have to go to bed?" asked Lana.
"Early," said Leonard. "We're leaving the house at 1 p.m. on the button."
"I hope you're all drinking milk. Because I wanna get rid of it." said Lori.
As Lynn Jr. was about to feed her pizza slice to Lisa, Lori stopped her.
"Hey, don't!"
Lynn Jr. obeyed her.
"All right. The pizza boy needs $122.50, plus tip." said Lynn Sr.
"For pizza?" asked Rita.
"Ten pizzas times twelve bucks." said Lynn Sr., as Lily looked for any pizza for herself.
"Albert, you've got the money, don't you?" Myrtle asked Albert, "Come on."
"Moviegoer's check." said Albert.
"Forget it, Pop," said Rita. "We have cash."
"I have cash too." said Lori. "Because I did all the work."
"Here's mine." replied Leni, as she holds her money. 
"Where did you get those cash?" asked Lori. 
"I borrowed those from my mom's wallet." said Leni. "I bet Bobby has one."
"And how much do you need?" asked Luna.
"I think $7." answered Leni.
"OK." said Luna, as she takes out $5 more bills and pass it to her. "Here."
"7 plus 5 equals 12." calculated Leni, as she counts her bills. "I'll pay it back to you when get back. It'll be great to share with."
"You probably got the kind of moviegoer's check's that don't come into the movies. Right?" said Lincoln, as he and Lynn Jr. counts their tickets to see the brand-new movie called "The S.W.A.T. Titans". "You know what I mean?"
"Tough." replied Lynn Jr.
"Bummer." replied Lucy. 
"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?" asked Lily.
"Oh yeah, we did," said Lance. "Now if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up. 'Cause it's gone!"
Lily glared at her older stepbrother disapprovingly.
Lana was drinking a can of Pepsi.
"Lana!" said Leni, "Go easy on the Pepsi!"
Lana stopped drinking her Pepsi and smiled at her older sister.
"And Lola. Chew with your mouth closed." said Luan. 
Lola stopped eating her pizza and giggled at her older sister. 
Lily was expecting Lance to barf up his cheese pizza. Finally, the unexpected arrived!
"Get a plate!" Lance pretended to barf.
In a fit of rage, Lily ran into her older stepbrother's stomach and punched it in order to make the cheese pizza come out. Lance was knocked back into the glasses, and they spilled milk all over the table. Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Rita, Albert, Leonard, Myrtle, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana and Lola, and Lisa saw the whole thing.
"Wow!" said Lana, as she and Lola got up from their seats and watched Lance and Lily fight.
"Look at them go!" cried Lynn Jr., as she pointed at Lance and Lily fight. 
"Oh my gosh!" said Lola. 
Rita was pouring herself a glass of Pepsi when she saw the tickets to "The S.W.A.T. Titans" movie, about to get wet.
"Tickets!" cried Rita, as she stopped what she was doing and dropped her bottle, sending the drink to spill out. Lucy knocked her chair into Lisa, squeezing her.
"Help me out here!" said Myrtle, as she, Leni, and Rita grabbed some napkins to wipe up the spilled milk.
"Stop it! Stop it!" cried Lori.
"Let's get these tickets out of here." said Leni, as she wiped up the spills.
"Lily, get off of him!" commanded Lori.
"Yeah!" replied Lincoln. "Leave him alone!"
"You moron!" Lily shouted, as the wet napkins were thrown in the garbage.
Luan got out of her chair, moved the chair forward, and picked up Lisa, who was feeling upset.
"Are you OK, honey? Come here," said Luan, as she patted Lisa's stomach. "Are you all right?" 
"She doesn't feel too well." said Leni, as she still wiping up the spills. "She needs medicine."
"Stop, stop, stop!" cried Lori, as she separated Lily and Lance and clutched Lily's arm angrily. "What is the matter with you?!" she shouted.
"He started it!" yelled Lily, "He ate my pizza on purpose! He knows I hate sausage, and olives, and onions,..."
"Look what you did, you stupid little jerk!" yelled Luna, after wiping the spilled liquid from her skirt.
Lily was stunned to see her parents, her brothers, her sisters, and her grandparents mad at her. They were looking none too happy with her behavior.
"Well, Lily," said Rita. "Now you've done it."
"You've just ruined our dinner." said Lynn Sr. unhappily. 
"Lily, get upstairs! Right now!" Lori scolded.
"Why?" asked Lily angrily.
"Lily, you're such a disease!" Lynn Jr. told her.
"I am not!" Lily argued, as she growled. "RRAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!" 
Upon hearing this, Lynn Jr. started to feel very upset as Leni comforted her middle sister. Then she looked at Lily angrily and chided, "How dare you say that to my sister like that?! You made her upset!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself saying at my sister like that!" Luna said angrily. "That's very rude!"
"And you should learn to respect with us!" Luan added angrily. 
"For shame, Lily!" Lori scolded. "For shame!”
"Just because sabotaging us and taking things without asking permission!" said Leni angrily. "Doesn't mean that getting things whatever you want!"
Lily gasped in fear, looking at Lynn Jr., who was feeling upset. "I didn't mean to make Lynnie hurt. I'm sorry!"
"Lily, upstairs!" Lynn Sr. ordered, "That means no presents, no desserts, and no treats for the rest of your life! And no R-rated movies forever!"
"But Mommy and Daddy, me want presents." whined Lily.
"We don't care anymore!" yelled Lynn Sr., "Go to bed now! You're going to the movies to see "The S.W.A.T. Titans" tomorrow!"
"NO!" shouted Lily. 
"You heard us!" added Lori. "Get GOING!!!"
Lily became very angry. She glared angrily at Lincoln, Lynn Sr., Rita, Leonard, Albert, Myrtle, Lance, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lucy, Lana and Lola, and Lisa and yelled, "RRRRAAAWWWRR!!! You all are as evil poo-poo!" And she was about to attack everyone, but Lynn Sr. and Lori stopped her. Suddenly, Lori and Lynn Sr. then grabbed Lily to her's and Lisa's room before they give her some good spankings.
"This is terrible!" cried Lincoln. 
"Yeah." replied Lucy quietly. "Terrible."
"Mom." cried Luan. "Lisa isn't feel too well."
"I'm sorry, sweetie." said Rita. "But she has a 
"She needs medicine." cried Leni. 
"Alright
"So just Lincoln, Lance, my eight sisters, and I are going tomorrow?" Leni asked.
"Yes, sweetie." Rita told her.
"Really? Thanks, mom!" Leni said happily.
"Glad to hear it." replied Luan. 
Lana and Lola are so happy. They said, "Yay!!" 
The next day, Lincoln, Lance, and his sisters decided to make their invitations to their families and their friends for the party on Christmas Eve. 
"Alright, everyone." said Lynn Sr., 
"We do!" they shouted. 
"Hey! Where's Lily?" asked Leni. 
"She's in time-out." said Luna. "She's having a rough time with us" 
"I agreed." said Luan. 
"Me too." replied Lucy. 
"Come on, Lily!" 
At the movies, everyone was buying some combo meals including popcorn, nachos, candy, and soda. 
Lincoln, Lance, and Clyde had a large bucket of popcorn, nachos, Reese's pieces, and Coca-Cola. Ronnie Anne had a large bucket of popcorn, nachos, Gobstoppers, and a Fanta. Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud had a large bucket of popcorn, and Pepsi. Albert and Leonard had sausage, jalapeño pepper, and onion pizza. Myrtle had shrimp and clams casino pizza. Lori and Bobby had a large bucket of popcorn, nachos, Rainbow Nerds, Gobstoppers, and a Fanta. Leni had a medium bucket of popcorn, nachos, Skittles, and Sprite. Luna had a large bucket of popcorn, nachos, a Crunch bar, and Pepsi. Luan had a medium bucket of popcorn, Sweet Tarts, and a Minute Maid Lemonade. Lynn Jr. had a medium bucket of popcorn, nachos, M&M's, and Coca-Cola. Lucy had a medium bucket of popcorn, nachos, dark chocolate Snickers, and Pepsi. Lana had a small bucket of popcorn, nachos with extra cheese, Sour Patch Kids, and a Mountain Dew while Lola had a small bucket of popcorn, Starbursts, and a Minute Maid Pink Lemonade. And Lisa had a small bucket of popcorn, Dots, and Hi-C fruit punch. 
"This is poo-poo!" complained Lily while folding her arms. 
"Shut your complaining already!" shouted Lori. "You'll get to see this scene whether you literally like it and literally love it!" 
"RAAAAWWWRR!!" growled Lily. 
"Okay, Leni." said Lori quietly. "Tape her!" 
"Got it!" replied Leni quietly. So then Leni puts a tape on Lily's mouth, so she can't speak. 
The next day 
Category:The Loud House
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Fight Scenes
Category:Argument Scenes
Category:Christmas
Category:Christmas-themed stories
Category:Being Punished
Category:Grounded Stuff
Category:Big Trouble Stuff
Category:Getting A Lump Of Coal
Category:Pizza Fight