British bazooka

british bazooka is a ranged item in item asylum. It is a bazooka covered with the national flag of the United Kingdom.
==Functionality==
When activating british bazooka, it will randomly fire one of two projectiles, each traveling at roughly 100 studs per second and with low gravity:
*Crumpet: On contact with an enemy, deals 15 damage and ragdolls for roughly 1 and a half seconds. Has a 66% chance to be fired.
*Teacup: On contact with any surface, breaks and deals 45 damage if it hits an enemy. Although the projectile visually explodes when it breaks, it doesn't deal splash damage, and only deals damage if the projectile itself hits. Has a 33% chance to be fired.
british bazooka has a cooldown of 1 second before it may be fired again.
Owning the "agreement with the RNG gods" gamepass increases the chance of firing a teacup from 33% to 66%, and lowers the chance of firing a crumpet from 66% to 33%.
==Tips==
*The crumpet can be crippling if it lands on the target successfully, since its long ragdoll can effectively stunlock the target if you do not get any teacups.
*Fighting with this item in close range is quite useful as the projectile can make contact with players much easier.
==Gallery==
File:The Crumpet.jpg|A crumpet projectile.
File:The Teacup.jpg|A teacup projectile.
File:British Bazooka shoot teacup.gif|Shooting a teacup.
File:British Bazooka shoot crumpet.gif|Shooting a crumpet.
File:British Bazooka trail.gif|The flag of the United Kingdom as the bazooka's trail.
==Trivia==
*british bazooka is a reference to stereotypes about British citizens.
**british bazooka is one of two items based around stereotypes of the United Kingdom, the other being london.
== Changes ==
*v1.5.6
**Reverted v1.5.5 changes.
*v1.5.5
**Cooldown halved to 0.5 seconds.
*v1.2.2
**Reverted v1.2.1 changes.
*v1.2.1
**Cooldown greatly reduced.
* Unknown update, presumably a summer update
** Increased teacup damage to 45.
*Added in an unknown update.
Category:Items
Category:Ranged Items
Category:Inflicts ragdoll
Category:Original Assets
Category:Items based on RNG