Killjoy/Quotes

Killjoy has quotes.
A downloadable folder containing all the audio files on this page can be found here.
==Agent Select and Abilities==
===Pick agent===
* "Relax. I've already thought of everything."
=== Nanoswarm===
====Cast====
* "Placing swarm grenade."
* "Placing swarm grenade."
====Activate====
* "Swarm grenade out."
* "Swarm grenade out."
=== Alarmbot===
====Cast====
* "Placing alarmbot."
* "Placing alarmbot."
* "Alarmbot out."
* "Alarmbot out."
====Destroyed====
* "Killed my bot."
* "Killed my bot."
* "Alarmbot down."
* "Alarmbot down."
====Triggered====
* "Found them."
* "Found them."
=== Turret===
====Cast====
* "Placing sentry."
* "Placing sentry."
* "Turret out."
* "Turret out."
====Destroyed====
* "Ugh, turret down."
* "Ugh, turret down."
* "Turret destroyed."
* "Turret destroyed."
====Kill====
* "Hah, turret killed them."
* "Hah, turret killed them."
* "Wait, really?!"
* "Wait, really?!"
===Bots (Alarmbot, Turret)===
====Recall====
* "Bot coming back."
* "Bot coming back."
* "Recalling my bot."
* "Recalling my bot."
====Kill assist====
* "Thanks bot!"
* "Alley-oop!"
* "Love my bots!"
* "Bot assist."
* "Tag teamed."
* "Thanks botty!" *laughs*
=== Lockdown===
====Ally Cast====
* "Initiated!"
====Enemy Cast====
* "You should run."
====Destroyed====
* "Lockdown destroyed!"
* "Lockdown destroyed!"
====Detain no enemies====
* "Area's clear!"
* "Area's clear!"
====Detain one enemy====
* "Caught one."
====Detain two enemy====
* "Caught two!"
====Detain three enemy====
* "Caught three!"
====Detain four enemy====
* "Caught four!"
====Detain all enemies====
* "Caught five!"
* "Got them all!"
* "Got them all!"
====Kill detained enemy ====
* "Fish in a barrel."
* "Fish in a barrel."
* "Trapped and zapped!"
* "Trapped and zapped!"
* "Had some trouble?"
* "Had some trouble?"
=== Resurrected===
* "Fwoof! Heiliger strohsack, this is crazy!"
**(Heiliger strohsack: Holy crap)
==Buy Phase==
===Match Start===
* "I built literally everything on this battlefield. Ja, even the things that might kill us. What? You want me to say sorry?"
* "Okay, I put together some data on our last six combat missions. Did you read it? Did anyone read it? Oh God, can anyone here read?"
* "Don't worry team. If you die, I have your memories backed up at base! Heh, just kidding, just kidding. Or am I?"
* "Swarm grenades? Check. Killer robots? Check- oh, hah, don't worry, they're only killer when I say so."
* "If I'm not stressed, then you should not be stressed. I mean, look at me. Cool as a cucumber. *laughs* Ja, that's a thing Americans say, right?"
* "These imposters actually think they can beat my tech? Ah, let's test that theory."
* "Why is no one wearing the pulse monitors I gave you? Honestly, I ask for a few readouts and you think I'm Doctor Frankenstein!"
====On Attack====
* "Let's make this extraction quick. After this I'm going clubbing five timezones away, and a girl needs a moment to change."
* "Oh! Oh! What if I sabotaged their defuser to speed up the timer instead! Oh man, how funny would that be!"
====On Defense====
* "Stealing our radianite is one thing, but I swear if they touch my coffee mug collection, I will erase them from existence."
* "Meine güte! How many spikes do they have anyway? That tech's not cheap."
**(Meine güte: My goodness)
====Bind====
* "If this town had let me install my defense matrix, we wouldn't have to be here! Ugh, oh well, I'll clean this up myself."
====Fracture====
* "Alpha this, Omega that, scheiße, who named these universes?! A und B would work perfectly well. We would be A, of course."
**(Scheiße: Shit)
**(Und: And)
===Round Start===
* "Don't die. If you need help figuring out how, just ask!"
* "Where are we going this time? Remember what worked in the past."
* "Their tech is only as good as their skill, and there, we have them beat!"
* "Everyone makes fun of German efficiency, haha. Just keep laughing as you use all my gear."
* "You can trust my bots. They only malfunctioned that one time and, honestly, she won't miss that finger."
* "Don't stress if I die. It was great knowing you all. Also, delete my hard drive."
* "I can hold an area pretty well myself. Make sure to cover the angles I can't."
* "Remember, your weapon is only a tool. You can't just shoot, you have to think!"
* "They look like us, but are they us? I have so many questions."
* "Everyone note down your observations, then let's run it again."
* "Is everyone's tech still working? Double check it please."
====Last round won====
* *laughs* "They're thinking so hard, I can smell their circuits frying"
* "Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas."
* "Good. Analyze, then improve."
* "They should probably reevaluate their approach."
====Last round won while in the lead====
* "Let's see. Battles are won by geniuses. And I am a genius. So..."
* *laughs* "I knew this would be easy but, meine güte!"
**(Meine güte: My goodness)
* "I evaluated their strategy. It's a joke!"
====Making a comeback====
* "There we go. Finally, cracking their code."
* "Their stale tactics would only work for so long."
* "Oh, this is a much better trajectory!"
===Last round in the half ===
* "Last round to use our creds and abilities. Don't waste your firepower!"
* "Last round to use our creds and abilities. Don't waste your firepower!"
===Match Point===
* "Oh, we're almost done? Cool, hehe, cool cool cool."
* "Once we win, just dump all your tech in my lab. I'll fix it up."
===Spike forgotten===
* "Ugh, do I have to attach legs to the spike now?"
=== Shop===
====Call for a buy====
* "I'm buying."
* "I'm buying."
====Call for a save====
* "I'm saving."
* "I'm saving."
====Offer to buy for allies====
* "I've got money, need something?"
* "I've got money, need something?"
==== Request weapon====
* "Can I get this?"
* "Can I get this?"
=== Barrier Down===
* "Just cool down, we're good enough to win!"
* "We're not their equal."
* "Their defense? Uh, could be better."
* "Find the leverage, and wedge it open."
* "Nice and easy."
* "Reevaluate tactics."
* "Keep you heads on."
* "Keep doing what you do best!"
* "We can't keep doing the same things."
* "Tactics beat firepower. Use that."
* "We can keep them out."
* "I anticipated us winning."
* "Keep it cool. That's how you survive."
* "Quick peeks now."
* "Time for a field test."
* "Don't overthink it, that's my job."
==Kill==
* "Good."
* "Auf Wiedersehen!"
**(Goodbye!)
* "Goodbye!"
* "Enemy down."
* "One down!"
* "Variable removed."
* "Terminated."
* "That's done."
* "Finished."
* "Got one!"
===Headshot===
* "Impeccable kill."
* "Precise."
* "Headshot."
* "Perfect accuracy."
* "Deleted."
* "Power's out."
===Melee===
* *laughs* "Oh, okay."
* "Be smarter."
===Triple===
* "Got three!"
* "Got three!"
===Quadra===
* "Now four!"
* "Now four!"
===Last kill===
* "Let me just swipe those biometrics."
* *tuts* "You tried."
* "Anticipated."
* "Who could've predicted this? Alright, I did."
* "They're all dead? I have more tests to run!"
===Last kill melee===
* "Have to keep it fun, you know?"
=== Last kill enemy MVP===
* *laughs* "Is this their best?!"
=== One kill remaining (game-mode specific)===
* "Final test!"
* "Final test!"
==Spike==
===Defuse resumed===
* "Don't interrupt my work."
===Defuse time running out===
* "Imagine if I died, right now. So funny..."
===Defuse successful===
* "Oh, no no, you don't deserve my inventions."
==Round End==
===Ace===
* "Go ahead! Call me tech support again!"
===Clutch===
* "I had to focus for a second."
* "Calculated."
* *laughs* "Ah, my genius doesn't stop in the lab."
===Flawless or Team Ace===
* "Flawless, what did they expect?" *laughs*
* "Aww, they should stop playing checkers."
* "Like clockwork."
===Low HP===
* "Ugh, okay, uh, where's Sage? This scheiße hurts."
**(Scheiße: Shit)
===Thrifty===
* "How about I only bring a ruler next time" *laughs*
==Match End==
===Match Win===
* "Who's up, for a debrief!? Anyone? No one?"
* "Okay everyone, take a test tube. Thank you. Let's collect samples and get out of here."
* "I knew it would all work out. It always does."
====Ascent====
* "Okay, that's done, time to lower this place."
===Runner Up (game-mode specific)===
* "Nearly perfect."
* "Strong results. Let's run it again."
* "I'm proud of that."
==Agent-specific interactions==
===Ally ===
* "Astra, after this let's grab coffee and talk theoretical physics. Just us girls, ja?"
===Ally ===
====Round Start====
* "Breach, I wish you'd take my extra reactor coolant. Ugh, if your arms overheat out there, don't blame me!"
===Enemy ===
====Barrier Down ====
* "I'll stop that Breach."
===Ally ===
====Match Start====
* "Brimstone, remember your screen isn't frozen, it's just locked. And no, the internet isn't down. *sigh* It's never down."
====Chat====
* "Brim, have you considered embedding your bracer in your limb? I can do that you know."
** "Killjoy, I say this with love, but stay the hell away from my arm!"
====Commend====
* "Brimstone, that was wonderful!"
====Barrier Down====
* "Watch over us, Brimstone."
===Enemy ===
====Round Start====
* "It feels bad to kill their Brimstone. I mean I will. Just feels bad."
===Ally ===
====Round Start====
* "Chamber, about that nanotech for your guns. Do you like, have any extra, or...?"
===Enemy ===
====Match Start====
* "They brought along Chamber?! I've seen his type before, overdresses, underdelivers!"
===Ally ===
====Match Start ====
* "Cypher, my condenser cables are missing from the lab again. Put them back please, thank you."
==== Chat====
* "Cypher, can you show me round the dark web one of these days?"
** "Oh, oh dear no sweetheart! We must protect you."
====Round Start====
* "Cypher, your homemade gadgets are so cute! Reminds me of some of my work in kindergarten."
* "Cypher, let's keep sharing information. Every data point helps."
====Commend ====
* "I didn't realize we had two geniuses on the team!"
===Enemy ===
====Kill ====
* "Their eyes are down."
===Ally ===
====Barrier Down====
* "Let's go, buckethead!"
====Commend ====
* "KAY/O, you are the best! Now imagine if you let me install those ordnance mods, huh? Huh?! Come on!"
===Enemy ===
====Last Kill ====
* "Okay, he's off. Now, where is the factory reset?"
===Enemy ===
====Round Start====
* "I know that Killjoy's tricks. Wait, she knows mine! Hah, finally, a challenge!"
====Barrier Down====
* "I'll show her who the real genius is."
====Kill====
* "My double's dead."
====Last Kill====
* "Huh, looks like I was the smarter one."
===Ally ===
====Chat====
* "Neon, how much power do you generate, exactly? If I could just attach this meter-"
** "Killjoy my suit's got, like, a billion volts. Don't touch it."
=== Enemy ===
====Barrier Down====
* "I'll get that spooky ghost boy!"
===Ally ===
====Chat====
* "Hey KJ, you good on the tech stuff? Need anything, you know, superheated?"
** "Okay, that literally happened one time, Phoenix, stop asking."
===Ally ===
====Match Start ====
* "Raze, I found a new album you just have to hear! Maybe you could... come over after the mission? But, only if we survive!"
====Chat====
* "Killjoy, after this you wanna do some tinkering?"
** "Sure, but if anything explodes again, you are telling Brim."
====Round Start====
* "Drive them crazy, Raze! You're good at that."
====Commend====
* "Okay Raze, fine, your tinkering may... have made my tech better. Nice work."
====Barrier Down====
* "Be safe, Raze."
===Enemy ===
====Match Start====
* "The enemy Raze's tech is just spare parts and duct tape. It's a wonder she hasn't blown herself up."
====Last Kill====
* "Sorry little mouse."
===Ally ===
====Commend====
* "Reyna, I can see why you don't want any of my tech. You're scary enough without it."
====Barrier Down====
* "Get them, Reyna!"
===Enemy ===
====Match Start====
* "It always feels like Reyna is after me personally. Does anyone else feel that way? Er, no? Just me?"
==== Kill====
* "Reyna killed."
=== Enemy ===
==== Kill====
* "Sage killed."
===Ally ===
====Match Start====
* "Skye, with a few genetic modifications, your animal flora could be even stronger. W-wait, was that offensive? Sorry."
====Round Start====
* "Okay, Skye. Get us to a good position, then I'll lock it down."
====Commend====
* "Skye, you are so cool and collected, I'm almost jealous!"
====Barrier Down ====
* "Show us the way, Skye."
===Enemy ===
====Match Start ====
* "The enemy Skye is here, but don't worry! My robotics will beat her organics every time!"
====Kill====
* "Nature girl down."
==== Last Kill====
* "Your creations were too primitive."
===Enemy ===
====Match Start====
* "They have Sova over there too? Can someone um, steal his eye? What? I wanna see what it's recorded."
====Kill====
* "No more Sova."
===Ally ===
====Match Start====
* "Viper, do you mind if I run today's tests. You're a little too biased, no offense."
====Commend====
* "Viper, I'm speechless, and I always have something to say."
===Enemy ===
====Match Start====
* "There's a Viper over there. What a shame to rid the world of that mind. But I think she needs to rest."
====Round Start====
* "That Viper is so hateful, how could she even think straight?"
====Last Kill====
* "You stopped thinking clearly. This is for the best."
===Ally ===
====Commend====
* "Aha, the cool kid in class has some brains too! Impressive!"
===Enemy ===
====Round Start====
* "That rift boy is going to teleport himself right into one of my traps."
====Barrier Down====
* "Look out for their rift walker."
==Radio Commands==
===Menu Index only===
====Caution here====
* "Enemies are close."
* "Enemies are close."
====Going Area====
* "Going A."
* "Going A."
* "Going B."
* "Going B."
* "Going C."
* "Going C."
* "Going Mid."
* "Going Mid."
====Need Support====
* "Help."
* "Help."
* "Help."
====On my way====
* "On my way."
* "On my way."
====Play for picks====
* "Let's play for picks."
* "Let's play for picks."
====Ultimate Status====
* "My ult's not ready."
* "My ult's not ready."
* "My ult's almost ready."
* "My ult's almost ready."
* "My ultimate is ready."
* "My ultimate is ready."
===Wheel Index only===
====Encourage====
* "We can do this."
* "We can do this."
* "We can do this."
====I'll lurk====
Only as Attackers during Buy Phase.
* "I'm lurking."
* "I'm lurking."
====I'll push out====
Only as Defenders during Buy Phase.
* "I'm pushing out."
* "I'm pushing out."
====I'm holding position====
Only as Defenders during Buy Phase.
* "Holding position."
* "Holding position."
====Let's Attack====
Only during Round Phase.
* "Let's attack."
* "Let's attack."
====Let's hold positions====
Only as Defenders during Buy Phase.
* "Let's hold positions."
* "Let's hold positions."
====Let's play slow====
Only as Attackers at anytime.
* "Let's play slow."
* "Let's play slow."
====Let's push out====
Only as Defenders during Buy Phase.
* "Let's push out."
* "Let's push out."
====Let's spread out====
* "Let's spread out."
* "Let's spread out."
====Nice Try====
* "Good try."
* "Good try."
* "Good try."
====Stick together====
* "Stick together."
* "Stick together."
===Menu and Wheel Index===
====Commend====
* "You did well."
* "You did well."
* "You did well."
====Fall Back====
Menu Index at anytime, or Wheel Index only during Round Phase.
* "Fall back."
* "Fall back."
====Hello====
* "Hello."
* "Hello."
* "Hello."
====I'll take point====
Wheel Index only as Attackers during Buy Phase, or Menu Index at anytime regardless of Attackers or Defenders.
* "I'll take point."
* "I'll take point."
====Let's rush them (Radio Command)====
* "Let's rush them."
* "Let's rush them."
====Need healing====
* "Need healing."
* "Need healing."
====No====
* "No."
* "No."
* "No."
====Sorry====
* "Oh, sorry."
* "Oh, sorry."
* "Oh, sorry."
====Thanks====
* "Thanks."
* "Thanks."
* "Thanks."
====Yes====
* "Ja."
* "Ja."
* "Ja."
===Wheel Index requiring Minimap===
For the following voicelines, the minimap must be open and then open ping wheel and activate strategy.
====Faking====
Only as Attackers during Buy Phase.
* "I'm faking."
* "I'm faking."
* "I'm faking A."
* "I'm faking A."
* "I'm faking B."
* "I'm faking B."
* "I'm faking C."
* "I'm faking C."
====I'm Going Here====
As Defenders during Buy Phase, or as Attackers at anytime.
* "Going A."
* "Going A."
* "Going B."
* "Going B."
* "Going C."
* "Going C."
* "Going Mid."
* "Going Mid."
====Let's Go Here====
Only as Attackers during Buy Phase.
* "Let's go A."
* "Let's go A."
* "Let's go B."
* "Let's go B."
* "Let's go C."
* "Let's go C."
* "Let's go here."
* "Let's go here."
====Let's rush them (Minimap)====
Only as Attackers during Buy Phase.
* "Let's rush them."
* "Let's rush them."
* "Let's rush A."
* "Let's rush A."
* "Let's rush B."
* "Let's rush B."
* "Let's rush C."
* "Let's rush C."
====Let's Sneak Here====
Only as Attackers during Buy Phase.
* "Let's sneak A."
* "Let's sneak A."
* "Let's sneak B."
* "Let's sneak B."
* "Let's sneak C."
* "Let's sneak C."
* "Let's sneak Mid."
* "Let's sneak Mid."
====Let's Stack Here====
Only as Defenders during Buy Phase.
* "Let's stack up."
* "Let's stack up."
* "Let's stack A."
* "Let's stack A."
* "Let's stack B."
* "Let's stack B."
* "Let's stack C."
* "Let's stack C."
* "Let's stack Mid."
* "Let's stack Mid."
====Someone Go Here====
As Attackers during Round Phase, or as Defenders at anytime.
* "Someone go A."
* "Someone go A."
* "Someone go B."
* "Someone go B."
* "Someone go C."
* "Someone go C."
* "Someone go Mid."
* "Someone go Mid."
====Spike's here====
Only as Defenders during Round Phase.
* "Spike's A."
* "Spike's A."
* "Spike's B."
* "Spike's B."
* "Spike's C."
* "Spike's C."
* "Spike's Mid."
* "Spike's Mid."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
==Pings==
===General===
* "Here."
* "Here."
===Caution===
* "Careful."
* "Careful."
===Go here===
* "Let's go here."
* "Let's go here."
===Need support===
* "Help!"
* "Help!"
* "Help!"
===On my mark===
* "Go on my mark."
* "Go on my mark."
===Ping enemy utility===
* "Enemy utility here."
* "Enemy utility here."
===Ping gun===
* "Gun here."
* "Gun here."
===Ping spike===
* "Spike's here."
* "Spike's here."
===Watching===
* "Watching this."
* "Watching this."
==Other lines==
===Abilities===
====Suppressed====
* "Can't use that."
* "Can't use that."
====Cooldown====
* "Can't use that yet"
* "Can't use that yet"
====No charges====
* "Out of charges."
* "Out of charges."
===Enemy spotted===
* "Enemy spotted."
* "Enemy spotted."
* "Enemy spotted A."
* "Enemy spotted A."
* "Enemy spotted B."
* "Enemy spotted B."
* "Enemy spotted C."
* "Enemy spotted C."
* "Enemy in Attacker Spawn."
* "Enemy in Attacker Spawn."
* "Enemy in Defender Spawn."
* "Enemy in Defender Spawn."
* "Enemy spotted Mid."
* "Enemy spotted Mid."
====Multiple====
* "Multiple enemies spotted!"
* "Multiple enemies spotted!"
* "Multiple enemies A!"
* "Multiple enemies A!"
* "Multiple enemies B!"
* "Multiple enemies B!"
* "Multiple enemies C!"
* "Multiple enemies C!"
* "Enemies in Attacker Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Attacker Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Defender Spawn!"
* "Enemies in Defender Spawn!"
* "Multiple enemies Mid!"
* "Multiple enemies Mid!"
===Healed===
* Killjoy sighs
* Killjoy sighs
* Killjoy sighs
===Killed===
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
===Reloading===
* "Reloading."
* "Reloading."
===Spike===
====Ally carrier down====
* "Our spike carrier is dead."
* "Our spike carrier is dead."
====Defuse command====
* "Defuse the spike!"
* "Defuse the spike!"
====Dropped====
* "I dropped the spike."
* "I dropped the spike."
====Picked up====
* "I got the spike."
* "I got the spike."
====Plant command====
* "Plant the spike!"
* "Plant the spike!"
====Planted====
* "Spike's down."
* "Spike's down."
====Spotted====
* "Spike spotted."
* "Spike spotted."
* "Spike spotted A."
* "Spike spotted A."
* "Spike spotted B."
* "Spike spotted B."
* "Spike spotted C."
* "Spike spotted C."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Attacker Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
* "Spike's in Defender Spawn."
* "Spike spotted Mid."
* "Spike spotted Mid."
===Wounded===
====Annoyed====
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
====Light damage====
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
====Medium damage====
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
====Heavy damage====
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
====Fall damage====
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
* Killjoy groans
==Unused==
===Be Quiet===
* "Be quiet."
* "Be quiet."
===Rotate===
* "I'm rotating."
* "I'm rotating."
===Let's Rotate===
* "Let's rotate."
* "Let's rotate."
===Affirmation===
* "Sounds good."
* "Sounds good."
===Callouts===
====A Site====
* "A Site."
* "A Site."
====B Site====
* "B Site."
* "B Site."
====C Site====
* "C Site."
* "C Site."
====Mid====
* "Mid."
* "Mid."
===Clear Area===
* "Flush this area out."
* "Flush this area out."
===Hold===
* "Hold on."
* "Hold on."
===Match MVP===
* *laughs* "Ah, my genius doesn't stop in the lab!"
===Need disrupt===
* "Disrupt here."
* "Disrupt here."
===Need scouting===
* "Scout here."
* "Scout here."
===Need vision block===
* "Block vision here."
* "Block vision here."
===Push===
* "Push."
* "Push."
===Regroup===
* "Let's regroup."
* "Let's regroup."
==Old lines==
===Match Start===
* "Can I just say how much I love the new recruit? I know I like anyone that doesn't break my stuff but, come on, their sense of fashion! Inspirational."
===Ally interactions===
====Match Start====
* "Raze, freundin, if I see even a gyro out of place, I'm locking you out of my lab. My poor sentry bot..."
**(Freundin: Girlfriend)
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