The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud

"The People of Bloons v. Mr. Renaud" is the eleventh episode of SBFW: Finding Bigfoot, and the first episode of the second season. Written by JustInCaseTheDingusRunsAway, the episode was first aired on 3rd March 2022. 
===Synopsis===
Jew Wario reveals his plans to dethrone Mr. Renaud from his position as Mayor of bloons.
===Transcript===
[The episode starts with Adam reading a newspaper in his apartment in bloons.]
Adam: The fuck is a ?
[Cut to Adam at a crane yard.]
Adam: The fuck is a crane?
[Cut to Adam at a zoo, looking at a bird.]
Adam: Oh, so that’s who’s at war with Russia. God, I hadn’t been this confused since sex ed.
[Zoom out to show Sex Edward and Jew Wario with Adam at the bloons zoo.]
Sex Edward: Yeah?
Adam: Just because you changed your name to Sex Edward by deed poll doesn’t mean I’m always referring to you, George!
[Jew Wario takes a swig of his liquor and chuckles.]
Jew Wario: [with a heavy New York accent] Ha. Fuckin’ George. I’m never callin’ you Edward.
Sex Edward: You’ve got to work on that Italian accent if you ever want to be Wario.
Jew Wario: Yeah, and you’ve got to work on not getting my fist in yer gut!
[Cut to Adam making a coffee with Jew Wario.]
Adam: You know, you’d think they’d have a hospital in a city as big as bloons, especially considering how many schools there are.
Jew Wario: Eh, I think Good Ol’ Mayor Renaud has his sights somewhere else, know what I mean? Dirty bastard wanna get closer to the kids so he hires a proctologist as his Vice Mayor. Is he out of his MIND?
Adam: Wario, you can’t be jealous of Sex Edward, surely.
Jew Wario: I ain’t jealous, I just think it’s disgraceful. Big Nonce is onto us, Adam. We need to collaborate and rip his empire apart.
Adam: Hey, I like Mr. Renaud. 
Jew Wario: I ain’t see why. Sure, he’s charmin’ on the video box, but it’s an open secret that he takes pre-schoolers to his garage and– 
Adam: Stop there. Okay, I’m willing to help you, but what can I do? I’m not as close to Renaud as you are.
Jew Wario: Cough up cash in thy wallet, Adam. If he’s not gonna make me his vice, the person who stuck with him thick and thin, the Jew who shalom’d him ‘til he ain’t wanna hear “shalom” no more, then I ain’t wanna see him succeed. That kiddy-fiddler is no longer on my friends list. 
Adam: I’m not gonna give you any money, Jew Wario.
Jew Wario: What? Because I’m Jew Wario, you don’t trust me with yer money?
Adam: No, it’s just that I don’t want to be paying revolution tax. Listen, how else can we put Renaud off? He’s always so cool, calm and collected.
[Cut to Renaud snorting coke in his mayoral office in bloons.]
Renaud: GAH! I haven’t felt a rush like this since half-term ended.
[Cut back to Adam, sipping coffee, with Jew Wario, chugging down vodka.]
Jew Wario: [burps] Wh-what we gotta do, Adam, is we can’t get at him but damn it, we can get to the ones he loves. If we somehow get Mr. Gus to up and leave our mayor, then we can start de-de-dantankalising his power over bloons. The people of bloons must– [burps] UNITE! AND REVOLT!
Adam: And how do you propose we do that?
Jew Wario: Well– [burps] We gotta get to ol’ Boogfeet…
Adam: You mean Bigfoot, right?
[Jew Wario breaks the top of a bottle and threatens Adam.]
Jew Wario: Don’t you dare correct Buddhist Mario.
Adam: Sir, you’re Jew Wario.
Jew Wario: And you, my good friend, are Sikh Waluigi. 
[The episode fades to black.]
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