Jorie

Jorie was Haley Dunphy's college roommate in "Schooled", until the latter's expulsion.
Jorie only appeared in her dorm unpacking a box when Phil walked up behind her, thinking it was Claire, then said, "I'd like admission to your student body." He then squeezed her butt which surprised Jorie, who then turned to Phil and he when he noticed whose butt he squeezed, he realized that he made a mistake. Her father entered and Jorie told him he grabbed her and squeezed her butt.
Jorie then admired Haley's 'My Little Pony' sheets on her bed and asked if they're hers (which Claire had ordered online and must have sent the wrong ones) and was surprised to see the condoms that Claire bought Haley, which made Haley even more embarrassed.
Jorie's father then suggested that he and his daughter let Phil and Claire finish and they would come back later, to which Phil and Claire accepted, so they left and Phil said to Jorie's father "See you on parents' weekend!"
She was never seen again after this, so she and Haley obviously had the dorm room to themselves and were roommates until Haley got expelled five episodes later. After that, Jorie likely had the room to herself, although it was likely that she would have gotten a new roommate, but likely we may have never known.
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