Story

Background:
(NONE OF THIS IS REAL, IT IS JUST A STORY WITH COUNTRIES AS CHARACTERS.)
It is currently Week 7 of The Second Gulf War. The world is split in two, with some supporting the rebel, Iraqi-led Axis group, and the other side, supporting the dimly lit light for “justice”, USA. How the world descended into chaos over two ambitious 13-year-olds, with small but consistent clashes worldwide in support of their side, may always be a mystery. In Iraq gaining two crucial members, Egypt and Japan, to the Axis. Iraq, the bold and dictator-like leader, sent Egypt on a mission to infiltrate the house of USA. Egypt, equipped with unseen weapons, sets off on his mission.
As Egypt enters the house of evil, he carefully trod the dumpster waste and entered the hauntingly dark basement. Egypt was cautious but brave, observing every tile with extreme precision. He sees the barren wasteland of lasers, traps and distorted traces of a lively, underground utopia. He felt as if he had been sent to a different realm-one full of sadness, conflict and corruption. Every step he took was a battle between his dangerously high curiosity, his desire for justice and revenge, and a small but notable sense of fear. Nonetheless, he continued looting the impure treasure cove, finding many items and documents, each item he finds bringing him one step closer to victory and the total destruction of the worst of enemies, USA and his heroic, yet villainous allies. Elevator through elevator, floor through floor and door through door, Egypt reclaims what he deemed as his, while dispersing all evil in his sight. Egypt then uncovered the “training floor”. Through the musty lingers of sweat and blood, with broken and worn out dumbbells, and a smudged out whiteboard filled with what one can assume was the expressions of a psychopath. 
As Egypt deciphered the strange language, he felt a very unsettling footstep. This was no footstep to intimidate him, but one to wake him up. As he turned around, he saw him. The most degenerate, vile creature was standing in front of him. USA. Both sides carefully watched each others movements, making sure they were never too close or far away. "Ah USA, finally found me in your basement? Took you long enough. Are you gonna cry because you cant do anything apart from make some weird angry sounds?" Egypt snarkily remarked at him. As Egypt watched his face go red, he knew it was time to end this. "Well if you cant talk, maybe this will!" Egypt replied as he threw out a precise brick at him. USA had no time to react and got hit by the brick. USA, still remaining quiet, proceeded to charge at him. Egypt was smart however, and he sprayed a lethal water gun into his face. USA went flying backward, slamming into a wall. 
Egypt, while enjoying the misery of USA, knew he was here for a mission and not to play. This led Egypt to throw a stun device at USA, temporarily blinding him and led to USA running away. Egypt laughed manically, before calling his helicopter to leave. For extra fun, Egypt ordered a lockdown onto his base, preventing USA from escaping.