Jay Bailey

==Win Quotes==
===eXtreme seXy eXplosion===
*"Excuse me, is an "Alex Phan" on your contract list? ...No? Aw, damn it!"
*"I'm such an inconsiderate jerk, I don't leave kids out of me fighting their mommies!"
*"Those ancient weapons and clothes are so not gonna fly! Welcome to the present day."
*"You dare come at me with weapons? Ugh, what a coward!"
*"Piety's not gonna do squat to save you in the ring, twerp!"
*"Bye, Felicia! ...Hah! That makes sense, considering the way you dress and fight, doesn't it?"
*"Eww, you're such a filthy beast! When was the last time you ever took a shower?"
*"Not what I expected from a muscle girl! Why can't you be more like Terri Fyeing?"
*"Are you seriously gonna bring gadgets into the ring? This ain't a science fair, ya know!" (vs. Jae-sang)
*"Copying MY style!? That's so totally un!" (Mirror Match)
*"Is the whole fish-girl thing you have going on supposed to freak me out enough?"
*"Quit giving me that bull about yours being more of a legitimate sport than wrestling!"
*"How'd you feel about ME tearing YOU apart for a change, Lisa?"
*"Even I wouldn't step into the ring with lowlife like you! Why aren't you in your cell?"
*"Ick! Vegetarians always disgust me! They get too little protein to cut it in the ring!"
*"If you don't keep your grubby hands off me, they're gonna end up in cuffs! Ya got that?"
*"I've eaten takeout crap that tasted better than what you're serving!"
*"What part of "that outdated '80s look needs to go" did I not make clear to you?"
*"Roses are red, violets are blue. Please go back to UFC and take your lame style with you. Ugh!"
*"I thought we were supposed to be fighting, but all I saw was dancing! The hell's your problem!?"
*"The ring is no place for a minimum-wage delivery girl! Have you no shame!?"
*"Guess I wanted that championship more than you. Ya gaudy-dressing twerp!"
*"Alex! Get this armpit-tickling island girl off me or I'm breaking up with you!"
*"Who the hell watches "Frozen" anymore?! I mean, seriously, just let it go already!"
*"What? I'm under arrest for disrespecting the police!? You gotta be kidding me!" (vs. Rita)
*"Whaddya want with me? Did Alex hire you to take me away from him, bed me, and THEN eat my ass up?"
*"Was that really the best you were capable of? You give ninjas a bad name!"
*"My boyfriend keeps spending my money on games. Hand over some of yours to replace it! Now!"
*"You're not fooling anyone with that nurse outfit, ya lame-ass quack!" (vs. Valerie)
*"You learned to wrestle from primitive people?! They totally suck as trainers!"
Category:EXtreme seXy eXplosion
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