Noise

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: Hey guys *coughs* I’m back.
Keanu: You didn’t catch a certain illness plaguing the world now did you?
Granite: No, I got seasonal allergies. *coughs* uhhh 3 - 0 vote, Hoopla has *cough* been evicted.
Hoopla: WHAT THE HELL READERS YOU’RE JUST GONNA DROP ME LIKE THAT? SIX SPOTS AWAY FROM THE WIN? HOOPLA!
(Hoopla storms out onto the stage)
Granite: Oh yeah congrats on final six. You’ve done good. Now for your challenge. Today you’ll be uhhhhhhh hmmmmmm. Make a jingle for Evicted!
Girly Teengirl: Omg like yay!
Granite: Shut up.
SpongeBob: So like is there a certain length it has to be or
Granite: Literally no rules, just make a jingle.
Bob Ross: Gotcha.
Granite: Yes these challenges have been lazy but the next challenge will be fun!
Boxy the Box: *falls over*
Granite: Fine, new challenge. Everybody will stand on this convenient beam. Very loud rock and roll noises will be randomly blasted at volumes so high you could be blown off the beam by the vibrations. Last person standing will win!
SpongeBob: Now this is a challenge. 
Granite: Alright, here we go!
(The first noise takes out Bob Ross)
Keanu Reeves: Haha, loser.
Bob Ross: Hey!
(Boxy gets sent flying off by the next noise)
SpongeBob: Oh yeah these challenges go by super fast because there aren’t very many of us left. 
(SpongeBob falls)
SpongeBob: See what I mean?
Girly Teengirl: Yeah I see what you mean.
(Girly Teengirl gets blasted off)
Granite: And just like that we’re down to only Keanu Reeves and Noseward! 
Keanu: Hey Noseward if you let me win I promise to totally not nominate you next round.
Noseward: how about no?
Keanu: Fine.
(Keanu gets struck by the next noise and falls)
Granite: Wow, Noseward actually won!
Noseward: Woahhhh
Keanu: Dang!
(Cut to the nomination ceremony)
Granite: So Noseward, who are you nominating?
Noseward: Today I’ll be nominating Keanu Reeves for attempting to blackmail me into letting him win, and SpongeBob because he hasn’t been up for nominating in a while and he’s won this game before so I think it’s time he gets nominated.
SpongeBob: Yeah that’s totally fair.
Keanu: Hey man all I did was tell you I totally wouldn’t nominate you if I won. 
Granite: Okay guys go vote! Now! Do it! Or else!
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