Roy Dejesus

Roy Dejesus was a lead quarterback for the Houston Tejans of the FAFF, and played for the Chicago Outlaws and the Texas Ramblers in 2014. After notoriously dismal performances for both teams, specifically the inaugural UFFL game performance (where he threw 4 interceptions), he sat in free agency for much of 2015. He was re-signed as a 3rd-string QB by Chicago in Week 15.
During his playing years, most teams were quick to pin him as a 'bad luck' charm, but he continued to be determined in showing he can lead a team to victory.
Dejesus decided to step away from the field after 2015, but has come to be known as an inspiring reporter (and rather lackadaisical intern) for FSPN.
==History==
2014 - Texas Ramblers
The league sat up from their chairs and tuned into the news when Dejesus was subsequently cut from the team after posting an abysmal five interceptions in one game. Although some players perform extremely poorly on occasion, the “one-chance” attitude had Dejesus flamed in a conference on Monday, September 8, 2014, from the news station near his home in Houston.
“I’ve been playing football since 2010. I know how to play. I’ve proven myself. But apparently Texas thinks otherwise…. [sic] I’m glad to be out of there.
Texas filled their sudden hole at quarterback by signing free agent rookie Andrew Calder (Pine Marten), who was wide-eyed and eager to play in his first game versus the Downriver Waves he following Sunday.
==Contract Info==
Player Manager	Shared by Madworld and Kzmaster
Salary 	None
Exp. Date 	N/A
==Statistics==
===Individual===
Yr 	GS	 	Pass Att	Pass C %	QB Rate	Pass Yds	TDs	INTs	Rush Att	Rush Yds	LNG	TD	FUM
2011	16	HOU 	236/367 	64.3 	103.3 	3699 	25 	15 	16 	29 	9 	0 	9
2012	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	-
2013	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	- 	-
2014	2 	TEX/CHI	38/70 	54.28 	48.92 	447 	1 	5 	3 	11 	8 	0 	2
2015	0 	CHI 	0/0 	- 	- 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0 	0
===Win-Loss Record===
Total Record: 2-9-0
2014 (TEX, CHI)	0-8 (0-1 TEX, 0-7 CHI)
2015 (CHI) 	2-0 (0-1)
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