The Backyard Gas

This Storytime Tale from 2005 is narrated by Victoria Jackson as Breaker 1-9 Transistor with Lisa Yamanaka as Yuko playing the role of Amy and Alyson Court as Sammi playing the role of Darcy; it was written and inspired by a 19-year-old pageant-winning lady named Miss Knoxville who loved to squeak out gas.
== The Story ==
Pfft! Gas squeaked out of Darcy's butt. Pffffffft! Amy let one rip in return. The young ladies laughed hysterically. "That's funny!" exclaimed Darcy. "Yeah, that's so funny!" replied Amy with a wacky cackle. Darcy's belly gurgled and then...Pffffffffft! She let out her loudest fart! Amy cracked up laughing and replied, "Excuse you!" Darcy comically answered, "Well, there is no point in having a butt if it doesn't sing aloud!" Darcy and Amy giggled like wacky birds underneath the shady oak tree in their backyard, then after they made the noises of duelling bottom bombs' explosions, the sisters had bean chilli at the kitchen table. After consuming the chilli, Amy and Darcy went back in the yard with gurgling tummies and then, they both let rip at once, just like lighthouses' foghorns! The gals' mama asked, "Girls, what's that smell?" Amy replied, "It's just us letting cheezers fly!" Darcy then whipped out her "Nature Magic" air freshener and then declared, "I fart, therefore, I am!" with her nose up high, spraying the atmosphere and the stratosphere, too! Amy, blinking her eyes so that she wouldn't get pain from the scent, proclaimed with a grin-and fluttering eyelashes, "There's more to life than slicing the Brie; in fact, sisterliness makes our souls smile!" The young women's mama added, "Indubitably, life isn't always about having a uniquely humorous passion for expelling sulphuric air from your rear end, but getting together makes every day a cheery day!"
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