Back to School

Back to School is a episode of season 2 of SpongeBob SquarePants 
== Synopsis ==
Tuba gets blamed for causing a boat crash after being hit by a run away criminal and has to go back to Mrs Puffs Boating School. Problem is she doesn’t want to pass so she can attend classes with SpongeBob forever!
== Transcript ==
[Tuba is driving a boat with Squidward in the passenger seat on a road ]
Squidward: “I can’t believe we went through all that effort to get to the art show only for it to be close” 
Tuba McBloom: “chill out at least we got a refund besides it was nice getting out of town for once” 
Squidward: “yeah finally away from SpongeBob and Patrick” 
[Squidward laughs and Tuba turns her head ]
Tuba McBloom: “what did you say ?” 
Squidward : “uhhhh nothing” 
[ the radio turns on ] “ This is a police report a robber has been spotted stealing from a jewelry shop and is suspected to be driving a bright red sports boat also stolen”
Tuba: “ jeez why do they always let criminals get away I mean who steals jewelry and a red sports boat it’s not like those things are valuable “
Squidward: “ you sure about that”
Tuba: “ Squidward trust me, I’ve been surrounded by jewelry and sports boats my whole life I don’t get what the fuss is about “
Squidward [sarcastically] “right ?”
[they both hear a honking nose ]
Squidward and Tuba: “Huh?”
[they look behind and see a red sports boat as described on the radio]
Thief: “ MOVE OUT OF MY WAY SUCKERS!” [ he laughs manically and zooms past Tuba and Squidward causing the boat to spin fast and move off road] 
Tuba and Squidward: “AHHHHHHHH!”
[The boat heads towards and onset of traffic and causes a massive explosion ] 
Fish [moaning in pain ]
“ ow” 
“MY LEG”
“ ahhhhh” 
[Tuba and Squidward are sat in the middle of the wreak in the now damaged boat]
Tuba: “ ow what in the name of Neptune was that?”
[police officers walk up]
Police officer: “ Miss McBloom “
Tuba : “ uh yes can I help you officer?”
Police officer: “ I think you better come with us right now” 
[Tuba gulps of nervousness] 
Tuba: “ well I can tell you I found the red sports boat you were looking for “
Bubble transition 
[ Tuba is outside Mrs Puff’s classroom at the Boating School very annoyed ] 
Tuba: “ oh this is so unfair, a run away thief zooms into me and makes me loose control AND IM THE ONE WHO GETS PUNISHED!! Can’t believe I have to go back to boating school!” [ she groans]
“might as well get it over with not like my day isn’t going to get any worse”
[ Tuba opens the classroom door]
SpongeBob: “Hi Tuba!” [ Tuba looks up as she’s recognises the voice and sees SpongeBob waving at her]
Tuba: “ oh SpongeBob hi!” [ talks to herself ] “ maybe today hasn’t turned out so bad after all”
SpongeBob: “ so what you doing here I thought you could already drive a boat? ”
Tuba: “ let’s just say I got myself into some legal trouble “ [ Tuba laughs nervously]
SpongeBob: “ So take a seat”
[Tuba immediately zooms into the nearest seat next to SpongeBob just before another female student is about to sit init]
Tuba: “ sorry sis but seats taken now beat it!” 
SpongeBob: “ well someone is eager to earn their licence again” [SpongeBob laughs ]
Tuba: [being flirtatious with her eyes half shut] “I dunno maybe the police were right , I’m too dangerous to be on the road I may never drive again ” [ she flutters her eyes at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: [completely oblivious to Tuba’s flirting] “ nah I’m pretty sure you’ll get it again “ 
Tuba: [blushes and says nervously] “ uhh yeah “
SpongeBob: “oh look Here comes Mrs puff “
[Mrs Puff enters the classroom]
Mrs Puff: “ good morning class! Today as you can see we have a new student “ [ close up on Mrs Puff’s face as she screams in horror as she notices Tuba in the room and shifts her eyes between Tuba and SpongeBob noticing the similarities ] “ OH ! OH NO! NOT AGAIN NO NOT ANOTHER ONE [ In her imagination Tuba laughs exactly like SpongeBob , and gets flashbacks of all the times SpongeBob failed his driving test, she inflates out of stress, pops and faints] 
SpongeBob: “ Mrs Puff? Are you ok?” 
Tuba: “ did I do something wrong?” 
[Mrs Puff wakes up slowly opening her eyes] 
Mrs puff: “ I … I thought for a minute I saw two SpongeBob’s [ she laughs nervously and starts to sit up]] “ haha imagine that two SpongeBobs in my [first person view of Mrs Puffs perspective and sees Tuba sat next to SpongeBob] classroom?….. oh dear Neptune” 
[The whole class sans Tuba and SpongeBob Laugh] 
Mrs puff: [Realises she’s in class] Haha sorry nothing is wrong students. Just a little turmoil flashbacks. Anywho today we are going to learn about stoplights 
Spongebob: whispers to Tuba, “This is my favorite subject” 
Mrs. Puff: But this time instead of doing the written test for the first time in 7 years we are going to do the…” [worries] …Boating corse test” 
Spongebob: [His face shrinks] “ahhhhhh THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME” 
Mrs. Puff: Neptune Please help me… 
[Bubble Transition] 
SpongeBob, Tuba, and Mrs. Puff are outside and mrs. Puff is telling The students the rules of the driving course. 
mrs. Puff: “While you are inside the boast please restrain from doing the following… 
Bubble Blowing, Gum Chewing, Dancing, Nautical Nonsense, Drinking Juice… Mrs Puff Continues Talking 
Tuba: “This is not fair I should not even be here!” 
Mrs. Puff: [Drowned Voice] “Blah Blah Blah Hand Holding Blah Blah Blah Singing…” 
Spongebob: “What are you talking about, Tuba?!” 
So Tuba ends up telling SpongeBob what happened with her and Squidward Driving and the Thief crashing into them and Her getting Blamed for stealing… 
Spongebob: “Wow that is so sad I…” 
Mrs. Puff: “SpongeBob No Talking… Okay who wants to go first.” [In Mind: Please don’t be Spongebob] 
Spongebob: [yells and pleads] “OH MEMEMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEE PICK ME MRS, PUFF PLEASE.” 
Mrs. puff: you know what SpongeBob you have been here for 2 years so okay fine just please remember the rules… 
Spongebob: got it mrs. puff. Remember I’m the only one who got 100% on the written exam 
Mrs. puff: [Mrs Puff puts on her protective gear] “Get Ready for Impact…” 
Spongebob then gets into the blast and starts driving 
Spongebob: This is going to be easy [Gets Distracted] “I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready, I’m Ready!” [Starts Bubble Blowing] 
Mrs. Puff and Tuba: [Slightly Muffled] “WATCH OUT SPONGEBOB, PAY ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!!!” 
Spongebob: [Turns around] “What was That-“ 
The Boat falls over and crashes 
KA-BOOOOOOOOOM 
[Tuba then gets frightened and starts to rethink everything] 
Tuba: [Frightened] “I can’t belive It SpongeBob is dangerous?! I never want to get in a boat with SpongeBob, Nope Nu-uh Not Happining Never ever ever!” 
(spongebob walks away burnt and coughing) 
Mrs Puff: “Oh SpongeBob How many more times must I put up with .. with you! you’ve like been here forever! Ok who’s next?” 
[all the other students run and Scatter leaving only Tuba behind] 
Tuba: “I guess I’m next?” 
Mrs. Puff: [Sighs] Okay Tuba I hope You do much better than him… 
Tuba Gets in the boat 
Tuba: [Puts Seatbelt on] “Okay then let’s go” 
Tuba Starts to drive off Following all the safety rules and being very careful and cautious. 
Mrs. puff: “Driving off safely.. Avoiding big wall.. Swerves around hole, Check, Check, Check” 
Spongebob: “Oh hey guys I got us all some ice cream!” 
Tuba: “WHAT THE SPONGEBOB AHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO” [Swerves around Spongebob] 
Spongebob: Whoa [Drops Ice cream] 
Mes. puff: “swerves around unexpected Spongebob Wow, Check” 
Tuba: “Wow I did it i actually completed the course I did it” 
Just then Tuba’s Boat slips on SpongeBob’s spilled ice cream 
CRASH, BANG, BOOM 
Mrs. puff: I am sorry Tuba but because of SpongeBob you failed 
Tuba: “ Tartar sauce! I guess this means I’ll have to come back “ 
Mrs Puff: “Absolutely not! I can’t deal with having two yell… yelll ..Yellow blockheads here!!!! [Mrs Puff realised what she said and awkwardly looks at Tuba ] sorry looks like I got carried away [laughs nervously] 
Tuba: [ shows Mrs Puff a legal contract] “ says here in small print that you’re legally obligated to teach me until I’m fit to drive again “ [Tuba has a smirk on her face ] 
Mrs. Puff: Dirty Barnicals… 
[then comes a montage of Tubas time in driving school with fails, crashes, and explosions mostly by SpongeBob] 
(SpongeBob walks in) 
Spongebob: Hi guys oh! Great job on the course Tuba 
Spongebob: Oh and guys I finished fixing the boat
Tuba: YOU fix boats now?
Spongebob Yup I may not be good at driving one but I do know my way around one
Spongebob: this baby will purr like a dream now that I’ve (leans on boat)
*EXPLOSION*
Spongebob: (coughs) I will see myself back inside now
(Bubble Transition)
Tuba: SpongeBob I don’t understand I thought since you been here for a while you would be great by now. Now I’m worried if you will even pass boating class. 
Mrs. puff: Tuba, Tuba, Tuba. Ah.. so naïve you see SpongeBob here has been here for more than 3 years! He this has become a daily thing by now. 
Tuba: So you mean 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob will Probably never pass boating school yes. 
Spongebob: (comes back) (coughs) oh hey guys what are you guys talking about. 
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob please get back in the classroom and take a break 
(SpongeBob walks away) 
Tuba: (in mind): Wait a minute if SpongeBob is gonna be here forever and I don’t really get to see him because of this and he’s at the Krusty Krab all the time then this is my chance to be around him more! (Ding!) 
Tuba: I’ve Got It! 
Mrs. puff: Okay Tuba this is the final test. If you can pass this you will pass boating School. I know you can do it 
Tuba: [Gets in boat and starts it] 
Mrs. Puff: Check. Wait Tuba aren’t you missing something (looks at seatbelt) 
Tuba: Oh Yeah! (Backs the car up and crashes) 
*KA BOOM* 
(Mrs. Puff Bloats up) 
Tuba: Did I pass?1 
Mrs. puff: (coughs) Short Awnser: No. 
(SpongeBob walks in) 
Spongebob: Oh hey guys *whinces* Sorry you didn’t pass I- 
(We-ooo-We-ooo-We-ooo) 
(Just then we see the police step out of their car) 
Police Fish 1: Hey Folks sorry to interrupt but there seem to have been a- *whinces* ooo your faces. 
Police Fish 2: We recorded on our street security cameras and we saw that it was a mistake and it was not you that took the jewels and [Grabs Legal Contract From Tuba and Rips it] 
Police Fish 2: Your Free to Leave Boating School. 
Mrs. puff: “Oh thank goodness I thought I was going to have another SpongeBob I c lass *shudders* “ 
Spongebob: Oh. 
Tuba: NOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO LEAVE I WANT TO BE WITH SPONGEBOB WHY AHHHHH WHY NOOOOOOO DONT TAKE ME AWAY NO NO NO NO NO HELP HELP ME! 
(Tuba gets dragged away) 
Mrs. Puff: “I just don’t know what she sees in him (looks at audience) 
(Episode Ends) 
== Characters ==
* Kath Soucie as Tuba McBloom
* Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles 
* TBA as Radio Voice
* Fred Tatasciore as The Thief
* Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants
* Mary Jo Catlett as Mrs. Puff 
*Doug Lawrence as Police Fish 1 
=== Guest Voice ===
* Rob Paulsen as Radio Voice
* Keith Ferguson as Police Fish 2
== Deleted Seances ==
There was a deleted sence in which Nancy Fish, a student at Boating School had a conversation with SpongeBob. It was said to be a myth but turns out one of the writers confirmed it was true. It went Like this
(Tuba is Driving the Course)
SpongeBob (whispers): It’s her first time here
Nancy: You know I don’t care you Little Sponge
SpongeBob (whispers): Do you want to know why she is here
Nancy: I told you Little Sponge I don’t care about you or your-
SpongeBob: Okay okay I will tell you so basically she-
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob! Nancy! No Talking
There was actually a Second Deleted Sence which had Tuba voiceovering about her new plan to be with Spongebob more. And mentioning Sandy. It was also heard to be a myth bu this episode take place after Tuba meets Sandy but anyways. It went like this.
(SpongeBob walks away) 
Tuba: (in mind): Wait a minute if SpongeBob is gonna be here forever and I don’t really get to see him because of this and that horrible squirrel…. Then this is my chance to be around him more (Ding!)
== Music used ==
Horlepipe
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