The Procrastinating Statue

The Procrastinating Statue is a statue in front of the Sparrow-Carrera Aviary. https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/fhhy1k/theres_a_stupid_statue_in_front_of_our_aviary_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2xThere have been multiple petitions by townsfolk to get it removed, but the city council has never gotten around to it.https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/fhhy1k/theres_a_stupid_statue_in_front_of_our_aviary_and/fkbdhnc?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
Reasons people have wanted it gone have thus far included that it 'smells with all of the bird poop on it' 'it doesn't really do anything' and 'it turned the frogs gay'. Despite apparently representing one of the founders of Lower Duck Pond, Groose Ponderosahttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/fhhy1k/theres_a_stupid_statue_in_front_of_our_aviary_and/fkbkvt4?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x, it appears to just be a recast of The Thinker by Auguste Rodin.
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