Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Tawna and Puss in Boots: Fearless Hunters written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Wishes From Town".
==Plot==
(The citizens including Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito show up as they gather around in the town as Ali Baba and his forces show up, knowing what happen in the town)
*Citizen #1: It is a catchatoshic, a disaster! What have gone wrong in this town?!
*Citizen #2: They ruined everything!
*Citizen #3: Where are we going to hide.
*Citizen #4: We're all gonna die!
*Puss in Boots: Everyone stop! We know the thieves are behind this again! They are sending out their pets to prey an attack on us. They want to kill us, murder us and waste all of our magic from uprising a war. We must stop the culprit from what is happening and save all of our lives!
*Kitty: Me and Puss here are going to stop what is causing the town to be invaded.
*Ali: The cats are right. El Breato may have some more friends on the army to invade our beautiful city. He is on the wanted list and must be stopped for his actions.
*Morgiana: We don't know how to act. But we must not stand here and do nothing. When are we going to stop El Breato in his tower?
*Tawna: Me. As a surviver of a evil scientist's lab, I will stop El Breato from taking over your lands.
*Sultan: You got friends on your side, do you?
*Tawna: Amigos and amigas.
*Kitty: I'm the only amiga in here, so what?
*Perrito: I still haven't finish my tuna sandwich since the chase.
*Puss in Boots: It's just a sandwich. Plus, they go bad quick like most breads and baked goods. Pizza too.
*Ali: What are you again? Tawna Fox?
*Tawna: Tawna. Bandicoot.
*Ali: Tawna Bandicoot. And who is the famous fearless hero behind the Spain fiasco?
*Puss in Boots: Puss in Boots. You all know who I am. I visit this place many times and is a friend of Ali Baba. We are going out with the map you gave us and track down all of El Breato's forces. The town must be saved by the rise of the predators and nothing is gonna stop our backs from pushing us to the end of the lane.
*Kitty: Whatever you do. Don't panic, don't run. Just stay in your homes while we go and track down El Breato's forces.
*Tawna: That warlord vizor must be stoped from his crimes.
*Perrito: Oh jeez. I never knew El Breato could be as bad as facing Big Jack Horner in search for the Wishing Star.
*Ali: You guys are the most fearless hunters we could ever met. You guys are our only hope left to save the world.
*Morgiana: Go out there in the wild and discover some treasure if you like.
*Sultan: Go save the town and all the worlds in one Earth. We are counting on you!
*Tawna: Arabia, India and Africa know what they got on their people to save the day. Spain too. *make everyone cheer*
*Puss in Boots: They love us all.
*Kitty: Cherish the love.
*Perrito: Ha ha ha. When you're famous, you get a lot of praise from citizens and show respect.
*Tawna: We are not ending the adventure until we take down this El Breato guy.
*Puss in Boots: Common knowledge my friend. I need a horse. Bring me a horse! *whistle and bring a horse over* Ah! Good timing.
*Tawna: Hop on pets! *she and her group hop on to the horse*
*Kitty: We're not lap cats, bandicoot.
*Perrito: Or I should be a lap dog for a nursing pet home.
*Ali: Good luck out there my friends and take down that El Breato for good.
*Puss in Boots: There will be fiestas after we take down El Breato!
*Tawna: Yeah! Time to head out of the town! *she and her group ride their horse out of Ali Baba's place*
*Morgiana: See you later.
*Sultan: I'll bake some cupcakes for your victory if you save the day. We believe in you.
*Tawna: So long people.
*Puss in Boots: A adventure never end without a victory.
*Kitty: We got a whole long way to reach to the places we go.
*Perrito: Ride like the wind! *he and everyone head to the desert*
(Back at the Badger's City, the badger and his animals head back to their lair as they celebrate their heist on defeating Puss in Boots)
*Badger: We got him good. And we like it. The bandicoot lady will be next.
*Lion: You sir, are pure prey.
*Badger: I'm more than a predator. So what?
*Fish: You can taste a cat out of a skin.
*Medusa: They are as ssssssssssscary as a bear.
*Bear: *roar* Who?
*Badger: Not you. The other bears.
*Bear: You better not make fun of me or I'll kill you. *open his claws at the badger*
*Badger: Take it easy from here. No one is getting away from my clutches if it weren't for the thieves' plan on invading the city.
*Bull: You know, there are more than 40 thieves that lead the group of thieves.
*Badger: I know that. Whatever El Breato want with us, they're gonna make a good meal out of them. And I'll be waiting to tear down that bandicoot up when she arrive at my lair! *claw down a glass ball*
(Back at Gibraltar at El Breato's lair, El Breato watches Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito riding on a horse on a glass ball as he set up another plan to take down the fearless hunters)
*El Breato: They're leaving Ali Baba's town. Good. I would want to face some consenqueces with them with a set of new challenges.
*Theft #1: Are they really leaving for real?
*El Breato: Not yet. But they got some benefits to fit and some errands to complete. I'm not letting that happen today at my sight and want them all dead by midnight!
*Theft #2: *hold a gun* Look like we got a mission to deal with.
*Theft #3: We'll take down these animals all at once.
*El Breato: It wouldn't be this long for these animals to show up at my place and break into the town full of gates. I will find them and destroy them with my eternal power! *glow*
(Back at the desert, Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito are riding on the horse in the wild while reading the map on where to go next)
*Tawna: Accoding to the world map, we should be making our way to the Sea of Sand.
*Puss in Boots: The Sea of Sand? You got to be kidding me. How can we go to a sea of sand when the sea is full of water and the sea is in the bottom.
*Kitty: The sea on the desert is full of sand, pussycat!
*Perrito: You don't have to judge him for how the world map looks.
*Tawna: We'll go straight to the Sea of Sand, then go to the oasis to rest, then enter the Sphinx as well going to the Sunken City.
*Puss in Boots: The Sunken City got some answers here. At least, Badger's City won't be as far as traveling to the Sea of Sand.
*Kitty: We hope we can finish this mission on time.
*Perrito: Then we can go home and eat some snacks.
(Through the whole adventure, the gang travel through the desert as El Breato, Badger, Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito's faces are shown through a sequence on how they are prepared for the fate of their lives, hence Perrito eating a tuna sandwich on the adventure. At night, Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito continue to travel with the horse on their way to the Sea of Sand)
*Tawna: Gosh. It's night and the Moon is up. Should we get some sleep before we continue the adventure by morning?
*Puss in Boots: What? We just started this adventure. We can't have a break before adventuring.
*Kitty: Will you guys like don't hesitate and just focus on the quest? I wanna get this quest done before we can go on a real vacation.
*Perrito: Will this trip have tuna sandwiches like burgers?
*Tawna: All you think in tuna sandwiches! Have you ever eat something else like a Wumpa fruit?
*Perrito: What is a Wumpa fruit?
*Puss in Boots: It is a fruit that taste like a apple and mango. It come from where Tawna lives.
*Kitty: From the Wumpa Islands. I get it. That's where the bandicoots reside.
*Tawna: Okay. Easy chill. I thought we were going to be happy and celebrate while on adventure without complaining.
*Perrito: I still want to taste a wumpa fruit while on the journey.
*Kitty: Now we're talking about food here? Get a grip!
*Puss in Boots: At least it's not like drinking a leche at a local bar.
*Tawna: Why not get a booze of soda while we're at it?
*Puss in Boots: Eh. It's not good for our bodies. *see a ship on the way* Holy churros! A ship!
*Kitty: We're approaching the ship. Stop the horse right now.
*Perrito: Is that a pirate ship? Why do I ask! *he and everyone get dragged away by the horse into the ship*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito crash on the ship as the horse head off as the gang have suddenly arrive in the Sea of Sands, unknownbeaknist of them what is going on)
*Tawna: Oh ship! That's what you're gonna do to drag us all here without a proper explaination?
*Puss in Boots: Not again! Hey! You get back here! Ugh! Why every time I hire a horse, they never listen to me. Just why?!
*Kitty: Let it go, Puss. It's just a wild horse.
*Perrito: It's not like a unicorn or a pony are going to come up at you and make some rainbows while crossing the line like a rainbow road.
*Puss in Boots: Yes! I let it go. Now stop judging me, please. We don't know what's going on here.
*Tawna: Is this ship abandon? I hope there's not a ghost in here like a witch.
*Kitty: Every ship has been abandon by pirates when a pirate want to use a new ship with no dust and dirty spots on the wood.
*Perrito: You know, every ship and boat is made from trees and wood come from trees when they build houses and buildings to form a community.
*Tawna: I know that. You don't have to tell a fact when we know everything about life.
*Puss in Boots: There's no people on the ship. Look like it's abandon.
*Kitty: I knew it was going to be abandon in the first place.
*Perrito: Told ya. Can we use it? Pretty please. I'll be the captain.
*Puss in Boots: No. I don't trust you as the captain. You make things worse as captain.
*Kitty: Let Puss in Boots be captain.
*Tawna: Whoa, hey, easy. Can we take turns on who can be the captain.
*Perrito: But we haven't start sailing yet.
*Puss in Boots: Then why don't we come up with ideas on who can sail before we can sail.
*Kitty: I'm not falling for some sort of booby trap in the middle of nowhere.
*Tawna: Just let the dog sail the ship and take turns while we sail.
*Perrito: Yes! I get to sail the ship. Anchors aweighs to the seven sands! *sail the ship into the sand* Whoa!
*Puss in Boots: You're letting the dog sail?
*Tawna: Yes! I let him sail!
*Kitty: Ugh! Now we're going to crash in some sort of trouble.
*Perrito: Woo! It's like the whole ocean has turn itself into sand.
*Tawna: Careful on the ship.
*Puss in Boots: The fact that the Sea of Sand is made out of sand, the sand can break some wood and cause a crack on the ship.
*Kitty: The sand could have been water if we were in a real sea.
*Perrito: It is a real sea. What are you talking about? Are you daydreaming about magic and rainbows falling in the clouds to make gummy worms?
*Tawna: Let me try to sail the ship.
*Perrito: If you say so, I'll be just fine. *let Tawna sail the ship*
*Tawna: *sail the ship* Whoa. *bump to the sand and see a aura of light in the sky* Did I just see a auroa of light on the way?
*Perrito: Mama mia.
*Puss in Boots: Papa pia.
*Kitty: Fish and chips. It's so gorgeous.
*Tawna: *see the sea dragons diving into the sand* Sea dragons.
*Puss in Boots: Wow. Never seen those kind of dragons before that can dive in water.
*Kitty: I thought they look like big snakes with the head of a dragon.
*Perrito: Every creature is special by their power.
*Tawna: It's always a whole new world out there.
*Puss in Boots: *sail the ship* Let me try.
*Tawna: Puss, stop. I'm sailing the ship first.
*Kitty: *sail the ship* Let the lady go first.
*Puss in Boots: Kitty, stop. I was there first.
*Perrito: Uh, hello? Can we share instead of fighting?
*Tawna: Guys, you're going to crash into something.
*Puss in Boots: Let go of the wheel.
*Kitty: Patience Puss. Let the softpaws handle this.
*Perrito: Give me a P. Give me a K. Give me a T!
*Tawna: Guys! The oasis!
*Puss in Boots: We're not back at camp right now! We're on a field trip! I mean, a solo adventure!
*Kitty: You're still at camp?
*Puss in Boots: Uh... ooh.... a road trip?
*Kitty: How are you on a road trip when we're on a adventure to stop crime?
*Puss in Boots: It is a ogre and bandicoot nutrition to hang out and move back from fairy tale business for a while.
*Perrito: There goes the island!
*Tawna: Look out!
*Puss in Boots: Oh, you son of a- *he and everyone crash into the oasis*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito jump off the ship as the ship crash into the oasis with the gang crashing into the sand as they arrive on a small oasis)
*Tawna: What was that all about?
*Puss in Boots: Why were you guys fighting over a ship?
*Kitty: You didn't share over the ship!
*Perrito: Oh boy. We blew it.
*Tawna: We crashed in the oasis!
*Puss in Boots: This is more than your own fault Kitty. You couldn't have tell me what to do.
*Kitty: You were the one sailing before you lend me over.
*Puss in Boots: No I did not! I rode the ship after Tawna.
*Kitty: What happen to you nowadays? How you went being a fearless hunter to a crybaby hunter on complaining over taking turns.
*Puss in Boots: I'm not a baby. You are a baby.
*Kitty: So does your little short mouth whose beard could have stayed like a pirate. *make Puss groan*
*Perrito: I didn't meant to sail first before you all complain over a ship.
*Puss in Boots: None of your business Perrito!
*Kitty: Thanks a lot for blewing this special moment. We could have choose you a ridulicous name like Chomper before our departure.
*Perrito: Oh come on. We're suppose to be friends, not enemies or frenemies.
*Puss in Boots: There is no friends. It's only us now!
*Kitty: Everyone deserve a life before they go berserk over the wrongdoings.
*Tawna: *whistle and create a campfire by using wood and coal* Guys, I made a campfire while we rest for a bit.
*Puss in Boots: Really.
*Kitty: So we're not going to fight over a ship, but fight over a campfire now?
*Perrito: I'm still starving. Don't we got something to eat on the ship?
*Tawna: The ship got nothing on you. How about something you all love and will enjoy what's best. *see two crabs crawling and grab them by cooking them on the campfire as well using salt and pepper on the crab as well shooting an arrow on a seagull and cook the seagull on the campfire* The cooking is just right.
*Puss in Boots: Ha. That's what Goldilocks always say.
*Kitty: Just right.
*Perrito: The food is right.
*Tawna: Prepare a dinner tradition for all of us.
*Puss in Boots: Yes ma'am! *use his sword to cut up the logs into seats and make the plates for his friends* Let serve some meals.
*Tawna: Prepare this dinner if you can test out your limits.
*Puss in Boots: I'm born ready! *make Tawna flip the food as he jump and cut up the food to mix some crab and seagull together to place on each plate*
*Kitty: Wow.
*Perrito: Mix combo.
*Puss in Boots: *land* Perfect shot.
*Tawna: Dinner is served.
*Puss in Boots: *eat his meal* Ah, this taste better than shellfish.
*Kitty: This is the stuff.
*Perrito: It's so... good.
*Tawna: I hope you all love my recipe. Crab and seagull. Trust me on the seagull, it'll taste like chicken.
*Puss in Boots: It pretty much taste like a chicken too. *eat a seagull*
*Kitty: Cats eat birds. I feel like eating a seagull wing here.
*Perrito: Imagine eating a crow or a pigeon next.
*Tawna: Nah. Turkey is the only bird we can eat on the menu.
*Puss in Boots: I'll be fine with that. How about a stork?
*Kitty: No. They're suppose to deliever babies to the parents.
*Perrito: Didn't they used to deliever babies to the parents back then?
*Tawna: That is all fiction. I've never seen a stork deliever a baby to a parent in real life.
*Puss in Boots: But they have those themes in baby showers.
*Kitty: Who need a shower full of babies when you have a shower full of cats and dogs.
*Perrito: I'll be down for a rain of tuna sandwiches and I will eat them all in one day!
*Tawna: You're not going crazy for any tuna sandwiches, are you?
*Perrito: Nah. Sometimes, but not all the time.
*Tawna: *read the map* Since we crashed in the oasis, our next stop is in the Sphinx.
*Puss in Boots: How will we get to the Sphinx if the sea is made of sand and our ship crashed into the sand.
*Kitty: What if the whole sand in the Sea of Sand is made of quicksand?
*Perrito: Quicksand?! No! I don't wanna die by quicksand. I'm scared of falling and I don't wanna be burried in quicksand forever like a human skeleton. No no no. I'm not falling for these traps.
*Tawna: Relax Perrito. It's not the end of the universe as we know it. Quicksand is just a circle and can only happen if you stand on a circle sand for any longer and suddenly sink down like a ship. This seagull doesn't take measures on landing on sand in the desert. *see a seagull land on the sand and sink into quicksand* Oh flippers.
*Perrito: I'm right. This place is full of quicksand.
*Puss in Boots: *see a crab walking in the sand* Not all parts in the Sea of Sand are made out of quicksand. Look at this crab walking.
*Kitty: *see a lobster walking in the sand* Even a lobster too.
*Perrito: So we're all going to go to the Sphinx without sinking into quicksand.
*Tawna: Yes. Even with a ship or without a ship, we'll walk over to the Sphinx to discover some clues if you can trust me on the job.
*Perrito: But how can we do that?
*Puss in Boots: One of us is gonna do it our way. If you want me to go into my way, you gotta *take up his hat and show his cute eyes* trust me.
*Tawna: What are you doing?
*Perrito: Oh my gosh, look at his eyes.
*Kitty: Why don't you *show her cute eyes* trust me to get to the Sphinx.
*Perrito: Them eyes! It's so so cute. *try to make cute eyes* Come on.
*Tawna: Seriously? Are you trying to make puppy eyes or are you going to have a hernia?
*Perrito: It's... it's... *show his cute eyes* Cute!
*Tawna: Oh, you're straining yourself with a hernia.
*Puss in Boots: Trust in me.
*Kitty: Can you trust us?
*Tawna: Oh no. I can't make that face. I'm not a real animal like a kitten.
*Perrito: Just try, come on. You're a animal.
*Tawna: Alright. *try to make cute eyes and work* You all gotta trust me on the plan.
*Puss in Boots: She actually did it.
*Kitty: Now we are trusted on the quest.
*Perrito: It's so, so, cute. CUTENESS OVERLOAD! *faint down as everyone stop showing their cute eyes by looking at Tawna*
*Tawna: Is he okay?
*Puss in Boots: Yeah. I guess so.
*Kitty: He could have gotten a hernia if his nose was bleeding through his smells.
*Perrito: I'm okay. Not taking a nosedive or a sunburn.
*Tawna: Alright. Let's go fix the ship. *she and everyone follow her on the ship*
*Puss in Boots: Are we really going to push the ship to the sand?
*Tawna: The ship move in the sea sand zone. This could work.
*Kitty: It crashed in the oasis. It's not gonna move like a regular ship.
*Tawna: Trust me, it will pass.
*Perrito: Can it pass like a cruise ship?
*Tawna: Yes. This is how we're gonna do. We're gonna push the ship to the count of three and see if the ship can move back to the sea sand before we go back on sailing to various places.
*Puss in Boots: This could work as planned.
*Kitty: Trust me, it will break.
*Perrito: It will not sink this time.
*Tawna: All together now, *join everyone* One, two, three! *push the ship into the sea sand* Woo hoo! It worked!
*Puss in Boots: Finally. It doesn't crash this time.
*Kitty: We're better off sinking with the ship if the ship is cracked with a hole like rugs and bags.
*Perrito: Oh come on. Don't try to be all that negative today.
*Kitty: I'm serious. Life can be pain as a poison apple.
*Puss in Boots: Let's hope the adventure stay sacred and not fall apart like our last adventure together.
*Tawna: Hopefully, we won't sink on the sand for the quest. Hop on the ship. *she and everyone run to the ship and hold on to a rope to climb to the ship* Made it.
*Puss in Boots: It's in good hands.
*Kitty: Ship happens sometimes.
*Perrito: It's a whole another level of sailing ships.
*Tawna: Without fighting, let me be the captain properly before we crash on the wrong side of town.
*Puss in Boots: Go right ahead Tawna. You're the captain now of the ship.
*Perrito: Aw. But I wanna sail it. I'm good at sailing ships.
*Kitty: Sorry therpy dog. You already had your turn before one of us complained and crash the ship to the little island.
*Tawna: This time, we won't fight and will travel to our next desination.
*Puss in Boots: Go right ahead. It's your own job now.
*Tawna: And now, to the Sphinx. *continue sailing to the Sea of Sand*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito leave the oasis as they continue sailing in the Sea of Sand as they pass by more objects like broken ships, sunken pyramids, skeletons, rocks and little holes of quicksand as the sea dragons pass by to swim through a loop)
*Tawna: Yeah. Shiver me timbers, mateys!
*Puss in Boots: Ha ha ha! *act like a pirate* Arrr, you leave me no choice, but to feast on some food of seaweed!
*Kitty: You're acting like a pirate.
*Puss in Boots: I was a real pirate on one of my early lives. I faced a real pirate once like Captain Hook.
*Perrito: I thought Captain Hook was a pirate who has a hook on his hand.
*Puss in Boots: The reason he has a hook on his hand cause, he lost his hand in the middle of a fight! *laugh*
*Tawna: Peter Pan can easily take down one of Captain Hook's men on the ships. Tinker Bell can advice Peter on defeating the pirates easily.
*Puss in Boots: Very steady on the ship, captain. No cracks and no falls.
*Tawna: The sea is made of sand. Who knew there is magic on the sand that can act like a ocean full of water and waves.
*Kitty: The sand is acting like a ocean here with the waves moving around.
*Perrito: What if you can surf on sand?
*Tawna: What? No. I wouldn't do that if I was surfing on water and not on sand in the Sea of Sand.
*Puss in Boots: Surfing in the sand wouldn't work either.
*Kitty: Yeah. You'll crash your surfboard there and break it.
*Perrito: Are all surfboards breakable?
*Tawna: Some are. But not all.
*Puss in Boots: Same with carbon. They break easily, especially with boxes.
*Kitty: I better use the real use over a factory made one.
*Perrito: Isn't homemade still useable on this day?
*Tawna: Yes. Think about making homemade cupcakes.
*Perrito: Homemade cupcakes sound the best.
*Puss in Boots: My friend, the donkey would always eat all the cupcakes at parties and the people will complain that he ate them all. *laugh*
*Kitty: My friend was a goat who thought he could eat a whole bread stick from the bakery. He retired from farming and now lives in the beach of Tenerife.
*Tawna: *spot the Sphinx* I spot the Sphinx! We're approaching the Sphinx!
*Puss in Boots: That's it! That's the one we're going to!
*Kitty: Another place worth traveling.
*Perrito: Sweet! Is it a castle?
*Tawna: No. It's a maze like a pyramid. We're parking right now.
*Perrito: Okay. I thought it is a citadel at first.
(Tawna dock the ship on the sand as she, Puss, Kitty and Perrito get off the sand by a rope and arrive at the entrance of the Sphinx)
*Tawna: There we are, mateys. The Sphinx.
*Puss in Boots: You're still talking like a pirate you know.
*Tawna: I'm gonna stop using my pirate voice and just act like a bounty hunter for the rest of the quest.
*Kitty: I wonder what secrets lead to the Sphinx inside.
*Tawna: Who knows. Maybe there could be some puzzles or booby traps falling with the spears.
*Perrito: Eek! I do not like booby traps at all. They pinch me on my tail, always.
*Tawna: Relax, it won't be like a actual maze where booby traps would fall on you and sting you like bees and wasps. Never in a couple of days would see the fate of our lives.
*Puss in Boots: I smell greater danger than before.
*Kitty: Things are about to go sacred.
*Perrito: Bring it on. I think I smell a maze.
*Tawna: And on. We discover the Sphinx.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito explore the Sphinx as they walk through the maze with Tawna using a torch to create light on the wall as she explore through the Sphinx with the gang by looking around the rooms with mummy tombstones hanging on the wall and a statue of a cat goddess on the way)
*Puss in Boots: This is really a real place.
*Kitty: It look scary as a haunted mansion.
*Perrito: I knew we would go to a real maze.
*Tawna: Look at that statue. Who knew the gods like Bastet can create all of life for the cats?
*Puss in Boots: It's too bad, I burned all of my lives and let it go without being a sore failure.
*Kitty: There gotta be some treasure around here. I knew El Breato and his men are ploting all over the desert with treasure to steal.
*Perrito: If we were to have nine lives and face 40 thieves, we'll be just fine.
*Tawna: I survive with my lives and that's good. *see the tombstones open up with the cat mummies being awake* Uh oh.
*Cat Mummy #1: Ooh, where are the brains?
*Cat Mummy #2: Who trespass our sleep?!
*Puss in Boots: Holy nachos and cheese! They're awake!
*Kitty: Cat mummies?!
*Perrito: Well that's new. And I'm scared!
*Cat Mummy #3: *show up with some snakes and bats with him* This place is a stranger for a non-mummy like you four.
*Tawna: *use the torch on the mummies* Back away! Get away from who you are, creeps!
*Puss in Boots: Cat mummies are far worse than zombies from the dead.
*Cat Mummy #4: How would you like some tongue for dinner?!
*Kitty: Heck no! Not in a mile.
*Perrito: I better save my wee wee after the fight!
*Tawna: Watch the words, doggy!
*Cat Mummy #1: You dare to insult our sleep?! Feel the wrath of our war! Get them!
*Tawna: Oh finger tinger. Here we go again! *fight the cat mummies*
*Puss in Boots: *slash the snakes and bats* Get out! Move out! All of you!
*Kitty: *use her blade to slash at the cat mummies* Spooky scary mummies!
*Perrito: *bite at the cat mummies and bark them out* Rolf! Rolf! Rolf!
*Tawna: *punch and kick the cat mummies* Guys, this way!
*Puss in Boots: Adios, not amigos! *throw dirt at a cat mummy*
*Cat Mummy #1: Ah! They better have gotten away with this! Seize them like rock, paper, sccosiors! *send the army to chase the hunters*
*Kitty: *run with her group in the maze* Drat! They're gaining on us!
*Perrito: How would they gain on us when we're running away from them?
*Tawna: In every chase of a lifetime, you always get chased by greater threats and big dangers! It happen to us all the time when running from bolder rocks, polar bear, dinosaurs and even trucks!
*Puss in Boots: Well we better watch out before we fall into some sort of booby trap.
*Kitty: *see the spears hitting on the walls* Oh great! Now we're running into the booby traps!
*Perrito: Run away! *he and everyone through through the spears, dodge them and jump through the platforms to avoid getting hit by spikes*
*Tawna: *dodge the fireballs and fire pits* Ooh. Spicy hot. Very hot.
*Puss in Boots: *see his hat on fire* Ah! My hat on fire! *blow the fire off his hat* Better. *put on his hat*
*Kitty: You better not wearing this hat in the future cause, by time, it always rip up like moving office chairs.
*Puss in Boots: I always wear hats for a living! Cowboys too!
*Kitty: Most cowgirls don't wear hats.
*Perrito: *worried* We got a very bad feeling.
*Tawna: *she and everyone dodge the moving axes and falling rocks and dodge through the jumping shapes, venom shots and spider bites through the webs and run through the webs* Gosh. These things stink.
*Puss in Boots: *kill the spiders* Spiders, spiders! Get it off!
*Kitty: It's just a spider! They kill easily like beetles.
*Perrito: I'll rather sleep with fleas, termites, stinkbugs and bed bugs at night in a hotel!
*Tawna: *see a portal on the way* Quick! To the portal!
*Puss in Boots: Are we really going to a portal?
*Kitty: We're not falling in some pocket dimension like what happen at the Dark Forest!
*Perrito: We always stay alive after falling through portals.
*Tawna: I hope all these mummies don't follow us at the end of the road. *throw a torch at the cat mummies, snakes and bats to kill them all* Nice!
*Puss in Boots: *he and his group dodge the bats on shooting arrows at them* Stranger danger!
*Kitty: We're gonna fall!
*Perrito: There goes for nothing! *he and his group fall through a portal on the wall*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito warp through a series of lines as they fall through the wave and clouds within the portal)
*Tawna: What is going on?
*Puss in Boots: Mama mia. Look at this.
*Kitty: It's like we're falling through a series of magic lines.
*Perrito: I can see the sparkles falling.
*Tawna: It doesn't get any better than this!
*Puss in Boots: Brace yourselves to the very last line! *he and his friends zoom to the clouds*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito arrive in the doors as they stumble through a door which lead to a portal)
*Tawna: Is it over already?
*Puss in Boots: I did not see that coming.
*Kitty: Now what?
*Perrito: It's like a game.
*Tawna: It's not a game. It's a quest. That is what put in the pyramid. All we gotta do is go into that door and enter the exit.
*Puss in Boots: Like a scavenger hunt, we'll escape to freedom. Come on! *he and his friends run to the door*
(As Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito enter the door, they warp through a endless line as they are being chased by throwing swords and floating swords through the void)
*Tawna: Look out!
*Puss in Boots: Floating swords!
*Kitty: Oh great, now we're gonna get chopped up into liver.
*Perrito: Run for your lives and reach to the light!
*Tawna: I can see the light!
*Puss in Boots: Hang in there, we're going through the light.
*Kitty: Everyone dive like swimmers!
*Perrito: Dive and away! *he and everyone jump into the light*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito jump through the light as they zoom fast through the lines, blast into a bubble and zoom faster through a portal as shaking their bodies through drunkness and swirl around into the portal. Afterwards, a mirror glows as the gang pop out of the portal and crash into the treasure room by bumping into some rainbow clouds and rainbow crystals as they form back to each other by twisting their heads as they get up, knowing that they are now at the Sunken City.)
*Tawna: Ow. What a crash landing.
*Puss in Boots: Oof. What was that all about?
*Kitty: *twist her head* Ugh, my head feel twisty.
*Perrito: *throw up some rainbows* That was fun! Let's do it again! One more time! Back and forth!
*Everyone: No!
*Perrito: Why not? Falling through the portal was fun through shapeshifting elements.
*Tawna: No more. That's enough world warping for now. We need to focus on the quest and save the world.
*Puss in Boots: I've never felt this weird ever since exploring through the Wishing Star on the changing subjects.
*Kitty: I knew we could have afford a magical map that can change through objects based on our minds like last time!
*Perrito: But we don't have that type of magic to observe the course.
*Tawna: We're not wizards or witches. We're just animals, okay?
*Puss in Boots: *see the entrance to the Sunken City* Well wait 'til you see the entrance to the Sunken City.
*Kitty: Holy goosebumps. We're already here.
*Perrito: The Sunken City!
*Tawna: I knew falling through the Sphinx would lead us to the sunken city of sand.
*Perrito: So is this where the Sunken City control all of sand to move the Sea of Sand?
*Puss in Boots: Don't know exactly. But we need to find out what is going on around the sunken world.
*Kitty: Hope we don't fall into a real quicksand this time.
*Tawna: Um, if you fall on quicksand, you suddenly somehow end up here to the sand caves.
*Perrito: Oh really. We should have been dead by now if we were falling into some sort of fear.
*Puss in Boots: I laugh in the face of death and fear after all. *laugh* Ha ha ha haa.
*Kitty: Very funny Puss. We're not falling into some sort of death this time.
*Tawna: Follow me. I wonder what treasure lead to big wonders. *she and everyone walk into the Sunken City*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito walk into Sunken City as they see a bunch of animals walking into the town and opening up shops in the market)
*Tawna: This is really a Sunken City?
*Puss in Boots: Looks strange. Not like a underground world ruled a mystical creatures and cavemen with the dinosaurs roaring in the rocks.
*Kitty: *see a group of animals heading to the palace* The animals in a council are heading to a council. They treat themselves as a society and secretly work for the badger.
*Perrito: What? I knew what the badger and El Breato have been putting up. Come on.
*Tawna: Their plans will be foiled and break up as a missing puzzle piece.
*Puss in Boots: What are you waiting for? Let's take them all down by one.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito sneak into the palace by hiding into one of the vases and monkey statues with the animals walking into the conference room and sneak into the conference room full of standing platforms with the animals jumping on the platforms and lead by a monkey as Tawna's group hide on a rock to spy what's going on)
*Tawna: Holy moly. What am I seeing?
*Puss in Boots: More weird animals?
*Kitty: Those mutated creatures seem to work for El Breato and his 40 thieves.
*Perrito: That doesn't sound like good news to me. Not when they're forming an alliance for a bigger war. *gulp* I do not like the looks of this.
*Monkey: Heh heh heh. What do we got here?
*Hippo: No sign of any treasure seen in the city.
*Bat: We're underground! We're suppose to look for treasure in the caverns.
*Cyclops: Not even one crystal can afford all the power like fairy dust and magic sparkles.
*Monkey: I know you all got your plans and ideas for the heist. *call El Breato on the magic glass* Hey El Breato, I got the case closed. I heard the badger has tracked down the feline cat in the desert a while back.
*El Breato: *on a magic glass* Very good. I heard they have been running through the desert and sailing through the Sea of Sands. Make sure they don't get into your place and try to steal one of your treasures.
*Monkey: I won't let you down, boss.
*El Breato: *on a magic glass* I hope I can award you a lot of bananas when you get a chance of defeating Puss in Boots in battle. *laugh and disappear*
*Monkey: Alright boys and girls. This just in, we're gonna begin looting Ali Baba's palace and steal all of his collections and weapons for El Breato's army.
*Everyone: Yeah!
*Hippo: We'll squeeze them and squish them like gumballs!
*Tawna: No! They can't loot Ali Baba's palace. This sound like even worse news to us.
*Puss in Boots: When the thieves and animals just robbed Ali Baba twice, the other animals are going after the palace. We can't let it happen.
*Kitty: This is horrible for the rest of us who have to keep on fighting twice to prevent these bad guys from breaking into the walls.
*Perrito: I can't have anymore tuna sandwiches if all of this conflict continue to go through this process of genocide!
*Gorilla: Hey! Who is talking in the background?
*Polar Bear: It wasn't me.
*Monkey: Sir, go find out who is distracting my speech!
*Gorilla: I'll go find out who is sneaking into our conference. *jump through the platforms and land on the floor to lift up the rocks*
*Tawna: Drat. We gotta hide.
*Puss in Boots: Find a great spot to hide. Go. *he and everyone hide through the spots*
*Gorilla: *lift up more rocks* Nope. Not in there. Not on the basket where the picnic food is stored.
*Monkey: What are you waiting on? Are you trying to find them?
*Gorilla: YES! But they're not in one of the rocks!
*Monkey: Why don't you look under and search better like a ant!
*Kitty: *hide on a rock with her team* I hope the gorilla doesn't find us on this spot.
*Perrito: I bet he would have a hard time trying to look for us like playing hide and seek.
*Gorilla: *hear some noise* I hear the talking. Ah, that what make the background noise so serene that it's distracting the monkey's speech! It was you! *hold up a rock and reveal Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito*
*Tawna: What are you looking at?!
*Puss in Boots: Uh... meow?
*Gorilla: I found them! They are sneaking into our conference when they're not invited to the meeting!
*Hippo: There's the intruders!
*Monkey: I knew the legendary Puss in Boots would be sneaking through our backs! Get that cat right now!
*Gorilla: You, you're coming with us!
*Polar Bear: *hit his fist* Game, over.
*Kitty: Oh great. Now they got us in the series of platforms.
*Perrito: *gulp* We're dead meat.
*Monkey: Heh heh heh. We're going bananas!
*Tawna: Not a chance! *fight the animals*
*Puss in Boots: Take this! *fight the snakes, cyclops, hippos and bats*
*Kitty: *jump and use her blade to hit the cobras* Eat a knife.
*Perrito: *bark at the animals* Back off my friends!
*Monkey: You won't go easy on the bananas, bandicoot! *throw bananas at Tawna*
*Tawna: Watch the bananas! *kick the bananas and jump through the platforms to bump every animal down*
*Monkey: Grr. You're making me lose! *jump to fight Tawna*
*Tawna: Bad monkey! Bad bad boy!
*Monkey: Stop whatever you're doing!
*Tawna: You made me so mad than ever that I would want to throw you on a pit of spears!
*Monkey: You're a nag!
*Puss in Boots: *knock out the beavers* Damn it. They're always everywhere.
*Kitty: *knock down the gorilla* Uh!
*Gorilla: Grr. You're starting to get me real angry.
*Kitty: Pick on somebody your own size.
*Gorilla: My size or my weight? *roar at Kitty*
*Perrito: *bite off the snakes* There goes the magic dust! *drop some magic potions to create a bunch of platforms on the lair*
*Monkey: Oh sheet!
*Gorilla: Hold on!
*Rabbit: It's getting real low! *he and everyone hold on as the setting fit all the platforms together*
*Tawna: Now this place is becoming more of a video game level. *see the costume basket* Hmm?
*Puss in Boots: *surrounded by animals* It's no use.
*Kitty: How did we get surrounded by them.
*Perrito: Our fighting skills are weak!
*Gorilla: Here kitties, kitties.
*Cyclops: Aw, look at this little puppy. He's so cute.
*Monkey: Don't stare at their cute faces. Just kill them all!
*Tawna: *disguise as a Egyptian princess* Hello gentlemen.
*Monkey: *he and the animals flirt with Tawna* Ooh, lady. How did you get in here?
*Puss in Boots: Tawna?
*Kitty: What is she doing with that disguise?
*Perrito: It's suppose to be a trap.
*Tawna: It been a long story. I came all this way from the sand to see how you precious boys are doing.
*Cyclops: Girl, you are the hottest.
*Rabbit: Give me a kiss.
*Bat: Marry me!
*Tawna: Uh, if you say so. I'll just have one of your diamonds in store for my own Sphinx pyramid.
*Monkey: Oh ho. Please take as many if you like, m'lady. Take some crystals with ya if you want.
*Gorilla: Take some gold too and send it to the badger at the city.
*Tawna: Oh sure. If you please. *take off her disguise and fight the animals*
*Monkey: She is a distracter! Get her!
*Puss in Boots: That's our Tawna!
*Kitty: She is one bounty hunter in the wild.
*Perrito: She dresses like a fashion designer.
*Tawna: *punch and kick every animal* You're next!
*Monkey: Make me! Crazy lady!
*Tawna: You just have to wait 'til you see this! *slam a magic jar to twist the place*
*Puss in Boots: Holy burritos!
*Kitty: The place is changing apart!
*Perrito: It's a palace full of magic!
*Gorilla: *he and everyone jump on the platform as the place flips apart* Hold on!
*Giraffe: *see the rock sharps showing up* Ah! The place is getting sharper!
*Polar Bear: *see the glass turning to ice* Not the glass!
*Tawna: Look what you done?
*Monkey: What?! You started this trickery! You're turning my place into a waste!
*Tawna: You could never redeem yourself after one tragic hit.
*Monkey: Don't even think about it.
*Puss in Boots: Place is going on anti-gravity mode. Let's fight! *jump through the floating rocks to fight the animals*
*Kitty: *spin around to throw the hippo at the animals* Hua!
*Perrito: *jump at the snakes* Boing! Boing! Boing!
*Tawna: *float and fight the monkey* Stop it!
*Monkey: Stop messing with my paws! *scratch Tawna*
*Tawna: Gosh. You made me hurt my look. *scratch Monkey*
*Monkey: Oh, so you're a predator. Have you ever prey before?
*Tawna: No.
*Monkey: Then make me. *jump around Tawna and beat her up*
*Tawna: Ah! *throw the monkey at the magic jar*
*Monkey: *blast with all the animals through a magic tornado* You'll pay for this, bandicoot lady!
*Tawna: Cheese and sprinkles.
*Puss in Boots: *throw a pig at all the animals* Get on the magic tornado!
*Kitty: This could be our only way out!
*Perrito: Oh well. Here we go again!
*Tawna: We got the magic in us! *she and everyone dive into the magic tornado*
(The magic tornado swirl all over Sunken City as the animals scream and run through all the magic sucking all the fruits, vases and baskets into the magic tornado as Tawna's gang float in the continue while fightingt the rest of the monkey's gang)
*Tawna: It's spinning around like a tornado effect.
*Puss in Boots: It is a tornado effect!
*Kitty: We're trapped in some magic tornado wave! How are we going to get out of the trap?
*Perrito: Use a fork like we swirl on noodles?
*Tawna: No! There gotta be one way to get out of the Sunken City?
*Puss in Boots: Use some sand?
*Kitty: That's it. Use sand to swirl it and swirl ourselves to get back up to the Sea of Sand.
*Perrito: But still, we're gonna fall in quicksand and land back here again.
*Monkey: *fly toward Tawna* You're not leaving without a twist!
*Tawna: I got your twist right here! *throw a barrel at Monkey*
*Monkey: *crash with a barrel out of the magic tornado and all the animals got sucked into the dump area* Curse you aall!
*Puss in Boots: Ha! That what they get for working with the badger.
*Tawna: *look above to see the sand swirling* Guys, this could be our only way out!
*Puss in Boots: Eureka! This could be our chance. Fly up out of the Sunken City!
*Kitty: Reach to freedom!
*Perrito: Home to freedom at last!
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito float on the magic tornado, reaching up through the swirling sand as the magic tornado pop them out of the Sunken City back at the Sea of Sand as many magicial objects like staffs, treasures and various gold and diamonds crash into the sand after popping out of the Sunken City)
*Tawna: What kind of landing is that?
*Puss in Boots: Shoot. We made it out of the Sunken City.
*Kitty: Finally. No more animals and monkeys jumping on the bed before they get hurt and crash on the wrong side of town.
*Perrito: We went boom! Then we went zoom all the way back up here!
*Tawna: *take off her Egyptian princess disguise* That was quite a show. A knockout!
*Puss in Boots: They can fear us if they dare and totally knock them all out like bowling pins.
*Kitty: When the bowling ball rolls, it strikes into a spare.
*Perrito: Huh? That's only when you knock the pins a second try.
*Tawna: We didn't expect to be back there with the Sea of Sands.
*Puss in Boots: Heck. They took us back to where we first entered the Sphinx.
*Kitty: Well I'm not going back there to trick myself with some cat mummies and booby traps cause, one time is just enough.
*Perrito: Yeah. Enough falling for these traps.
*Tawna: Let's get back on the ship.
*Puss in Boots: We're outta here. Once we sail back to the sand, we'll be heading to the main land and run straight to Badger's City.
*Kity: We're better off running with fleas over magic.
*Perrito: Right there to ya. *he and everyone hop on the ship*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito get on the ship as they continue to move through the ship and are about to sail it out of the Sphinx to continue sailing in the Sea of Sand)
*Tawna: Oh my. The ship isn't cracked when we got out of there.
*Puss in Boots: When we got on the ship, we sailed right through the oasis, then sail into the Sphinx.
*Kitty: There was no entrance to Sunken City when we got sucked among the portals in the Sphinx.
*Perrito: Boy, that was a crazy trip.
*Tawna: Anyways, we're going to the cliff and get out of the Sea of Sand as soon as possible.
*Puss in Boots: I still need to call in my horse before we can travel to the city of badgers.
*Kitty: Let them rip some sand.
*Perrito: Bon vonyage, animals!
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito continue sailing with the ship in the Sea of Sand as they continue sailing in the sand by waving at the sea dragons as they sail through the cliff and reach to the cliff as they dock the ship)
*Tawna: Heigh ho! Here we are!
*Puss in Boots: Ah, that was quick and easy.
*Kitty: No distractions and crashes this time.
*Perrito: Watch your step and hop out.
*Tawna: *she and everyone walk out of the ship by using a long wood to reach into the cliff* It's still night. But we hope we can reach to Badger's City by morning.
*Puss in Boots: It won't be that long to get to Badger's City by now unless we find a horse and reach all the way to the palace tower.
*Kitty: Nothing can be more than a birthday wish like blowing candles on a cake.
*Perrito: I hope we can still win this fight.
*Tawna: *see a horse show up* Hey, a horse just showed up out of nowhere.
*Puss in Boots: My horse! How long you waited for me to return after a trip on the ship. *see his horse make sounds* I knew you waited for me to return when we already returned from the Sea of Sand. Alright my amigos, let's hop on and ride to Badger's City.
*Kitty: About time we ride into Badger's City.
*Perrito: Yahoo! *he and everyone hop on to the horse and ride to the wild to Badger's City*
(As the Moon is still up for the night, Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito ride on the horse as we see a flock of vultures flying and chewing on a dead buffalo, joined by the brown bear-like baby mommies to chew the same thing as the dung beetles roll some rocks over with some meerkats and mongooses popping out of the ground to look around the colony. As the villagers are walking with their camels, they spot Tawna's group riding on a horse as they wave on the gang as the gang is still riding in the wild to reach to Badger's City.)
*Tawna: *read the map* Okay. So we went to the Sea of Sand, then the Oasis, then the Sphinx, then the Sunken City and now, the next place we're going to is Badger's City.
*Puss in Boots: We left Ali Baba's palace a while ago when we first started the quest. Hopefully the long adventure won't be that long to overtime our schedule when on a road trip.
*Kitty: Your road trip is a long way from here, cowboy.
*Puss in Boots: I can still manage to keep track on my time when we get to the city.
*Kitty: It won't be that late once the adventure is finish.
*Perrito: Any updates on the map Tawna?
*Tawna: We're about to approach to Badger's City soon. Just a few more miles and we'll break into the badger to seize his friends down.
*Puss in Boots: Hopefully, I will rematch him properly without a glare look of facing something my fears would try to tramatize my career.
*Kitty: Death is always after us, Puss. You are always the one to beat Death and stay strong like a bull.
*Puss in Boots: I am always strong as a bull. Can't you see me lifting weights as a pro-spotter?
*Kitty: You were a pro-spotter, but you lost one of your lives, remember?
*Puss in Boots: Yeah. I dumped them all and let it go before facing who I am.
*Kitty: That's it. No more running away for lives for you.
*Perrito: I wonder if a dog have nine lives like cats.
*Tawna: Only cats do, silly dog. You're ain't a cat or a red panda.
*Perrito: Aw. But I was a therpy dog for Mama Luna's Retirement Home for Cats.
*Puss in Boots: Forget that lady. She would dump me all the way with a bunch of normal kitties that let dignity go to die and forced to eat like a lap cat.
*Kitty: Aren't you still a lap cat?
*Puss in Boots: No! I am not! I am a hero and a hunter!
*Kitty: Just teasing. You earned a lot of female cats in your lives for saving towns and giving them money by feeding the poor.
*Puss in Boots: Everyone deserve a life. Even Robin Hood and his merry men have feed the poor to steal from the rich. Like what Aladdin did in One Thousand and One Nights.
*Kitty: Every fairy tale story is always the same thing nowadays.
*Perrito: Heck, they even get adapted into plays like the stage of the story of Oz.
*Tawna: Sleeping Beauty too. Also, we're arriving at Badger's City.
*Puss in Boots: Here we come.
*Kitty: Brace yourselves.
*Perrito: Do we really have to put on our mean faces to get to the city? Whatever.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito arrive at Badger's City as they ride through the hills and reach toward the gates as they are surrounded by sloth guards blocking the door)
*Tawna: Whoa. Check it out.
*Puss in Boots: It's so huge.
*Kitty: Never seen a city this huge.
*Perrito: It's like a whole building have grow its size to become this large as a mountain.
*Tawna: Yeah, that. *see the horse stop by in wake of the sloth guards blocking* What the?
*Sloth Guard #1: Stop!
*Sloth Guard #2: Where do you think you're going, outsiders?
*Puss in Boots: We're not outsiders. We're heroes. Fearless heroes.
*Sloth Guard #1: Never seen a fearless hero that look like a kitten. *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: Excuse me!
*Sloth Guard #2: And who is that over there. Your sister?
*Kitty: We're allies, dummy! *hold the blade toward the sloth guard*
*Sloth Guard #1: Whoa, take it easy. Put down the blade.
*Sloth Guard #2: We're gonna have to call in the badger for trying to trespass our gates.
*Perrito: Trespassing? How are we trespassing if we just got here.
*Tawna: I know you're working for the badger, liars.
*Puss in Boots: Don't make me slash you.
*Sloth Guard #1: Try us.
*Puss in Boots: *hiss and fight the sloth guards and taking them all down* Enough!
*Sloth Guard #2: Don't even say it. *get kicked by Puss*
*Puss in Boots: It's all good. *hop back to the horse*
*Tawna: Make way to the entrance.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito arrive at Badger's City by riding into a town full of badgers as the horse walk through the market and into the flea market with a lot of treasure being sold)
*Tawna: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
*Puss in Boots: That's a load of treasure.
*Kitty: It's all stolen treasure. How could they steal all of this type of stuff?
*Perrito: It's just treasure. We don't know where it came from.
*Tawna: We're gonna take as much treasure so we can take them back to their belongs, especially in Ali Baba's town.
*Puss in Boots: Good idea. We'll crime them with all the treasure we can get and return it to Ali Baba.
*Kitty: Are you sure Ali Baba own all of this treasure?
*Puss in Boots: Eh. Jewelry too. Some towns know that they need all the money to pay up their bills.
*Kitty: Money isn't about life you know.
*Perrito: Let's go dig up some treasure.
*Tawna: *she and everyone get off the horse as they try to steal as much treasure in the market by placing the gems and gold in the bags* Sweet.
*Puss in Boots: I got the stuff.
*Kitty: Charming.
*Perrito: Ooh wee. Look at how much jewelry I earned.
*Tawna: Heh heh heh. This look like a great buy for every village in the desert.
*Minotaur #1: Halt! Someone has been stealing some treasure!
*Puss in Boots: Oh goop. They caught us.
*Minotaur #2: You there. Hand over the treasure, now!
*Tawna: Not so fast if you wanna get pass me.
*Minotaur #1: You're not going fast for a motorcycle. We're taking you to the badger.
*Minotaur #2: You're all arrested. Let's go.
*Puss in Boots: Fear us, if you dare! *fight the minotaurs*
*Kitty: *jump and slam the minotaur* Piece of horn.
*Minotaur #1: You get outta the way or I seize you!
*Perrito: *growls* Come me. Let me at 'em.
*Tawna: *punch and kick the minotaur* Are you done yet?
*Minotaur #2: No. But thank you for asking. *push Tawna to the bowls*
*Tawna: Ow.
*Puss in Boots: Tawna! *get handcuffed by a minotaur* Hey!
*Minotaur #1: Got the kitty! Now do the rest.
*Minotaur #2: *handcuff Kitty and Perrito* You're coming with us.
*Kitty: Let us go you bull horns!
*Perrito: Man, today is not our day.
*Tawna: You let go of my friends or pay the price for a ruby.
*Minotaur #1: *growl* Do I look like I need a ruby to pay over a prisoner?
*Tawna: If you ask me. I'll keep you posted. *get hit on the head by a minotaur's fist*
*Puss in Boots: Tawna, no...
*Tawna: *get hold by a minotaur* What are you doing?
*Minotaur #1: Oh, you are punished now. We're selling you to the badger to see what you four are made of.
*Tawna: You're nothing, but a lost case.
*Puss in Boots: What did we do to deserve this?
*Minotaur #2: Time to sell them to the badger.
*Kitty: This is not what I pictured.
*Perrito: Oh man. We're all gonna die.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito are handcuffed as they are taken by the minotaurs to enter the lair of the badger as the lair is full of big tents where a bunch of animals are serving the badger a lot of treasure as a bull show up to give him some diamonds to collect)
*Bull: My friend, I brought you some gems dug up from the sand.
*Badger: Ah, nice. This look like a good use for my collection. Don't you say?
*Bull: If you say so, we'll be willing to sell these for gold bars.
*Badger: I know exactly what El Breato wanted to become the richest grand vizior in the world.
*Medusa: Mr. Badger, the minotaurs are coming with the prisoners. Also, they have the legendary Puss in Boots with him.
*Badger: Yes! I knew they would sneak into my city, only to get arrested for nothing.
*Bull: They are on their way now.
*Medusa: Here they come. *she and the bull move back as the minotaurs show up with the prisoners*
*Minotaur #1: Hey badger! We brought some prisoners trying to steal some of our treasure from the market.
*Tawna: What do you all want?
*Badger: Well, well, well. If it isn't the fearless hunters from the palace, how did you all get to my lair?
*Puss in Boots: Good idea. We're about to take you down and ground you for your crimes!
*Badger: Oh Puss in Boots. You'll never outnumber me to see how strong you are and will never top El Breato in his lair.
*Puss in Boots: You're gonna pay for what you did to me back at the bar.
*Kitty: I know El Breato send you guys over to attack Ali Baba's town. What is wrong with you?
*Badger: You're all looking for trouble, are you?
*Perrito: The only person that is going to look for trouble is you!
*Badger: You're all in trouble right now. We got you a nice place for you to get sinked and drown through the fate of your lives.
*Tawna: Say what?
*Puss in Boots: No no no. Anything but a pit full of water. I'm not gonna drown myself in water tonight. No no no.
*Kitty: I'm gonna scream if we fall into some kind of hot pot with boiling water.
*Perrito: I don't wanna be a soup for dinner.
*Badger: Take them away and end them to a place where death come to rise!
*Minotaur #1: Ooh, someone is gonna die tonight.
*Tawna: Uh oh.
*Minotaur #2: You'll be seeing yourself full of hot water.
*Badger: See you all later. *laugh*
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito are now tied up together on a rope as the minotaurs throw them in the chamber as the water started to rise, trapping the heroes in the chamber to sink to their deaths)
*Tawna: Let us go.
*Puss in Boots: You're leaving us in the chamber?
*Minotaur #1: See you in the ring of water, outlaws.
*Minotaur #2: Ha! Let's go. *he and his friend lock them up*
*Kitty: This is riduculous. Why would they lock us in the chamber?
*Perrito: I don't know. My guts are squeezing.
*Tawna: We need to find a way out before something bad could happen.
*Puss in Boots: The rope feels strong. Even our weapons are taken away!
*Kitty: No blade, no sword, no nothing.
*Perrito: *see the holes open up with the water coming up to float the chamber* Yikes! They're gonna float us like clouds.
*Tawna: You mean, we're gonna drown to death?!
*Puss in Boots: This is not a good fitting spot for Puss in Boots. We have to get out of there as soon as possible!
*Kitty: How are we going to get ourselves out?
*Perrito: Use a straw?
*Tawna: Great. This is where we're gonna end up. Sinking to our deaths in the water.
*Puss in Boots: We can't give up just now. We have a adventure to continue and a world to save.
*Tawna: Right. Try biting through your teeth if you can cut the rope off like cutting paper with scciors.
*Puss in Boots: Let's see how it works. *try to bite the rope* Come on. Chew it up like you're eating a chicken.
*Kitty: *bite the rope* Just press down and cut.
*Perrito: *bite the rope* Grr. Crush it like a string of yarn.
*Puss in Boots: *cut the rope by biting* Did it.
*Kitty: Great. Can you try cutting the rope with your claws?
*Puss in Boots: If I can. *use his claws to cut up the rope to free his friends* You're all free.
*Kitty: Finally. Now how are we going to get the heck out of this place?
*Perrito: That's a good question.
*Tawna: Reach to the ceiling and make your way to escape!
*Puss in Boots: Everyone together. Come on!
*Kitty: Don't drown in the water.
*Perrito: All together now!
*Tawna: *open the lid in the chamber to get out* Perfect. Now let's go.
(Tawna, Puss, Kitty and Perrito got out of the chamber as they arrive back at the Badger's Lair, breathing out after getting out of the water of the chamber as Puss close down the lid to see how's everyone doing)
*Tawna: That was really close.
*Puss in Boots: Is anyone alright?
*Kitty: Yes. All better now. We would have been dead if we were drowning by the liquids of water. You know, a cat like me hates getting wet and no one shouldn't be near close to the water by all needs.
*Perrito: A dog is fine swimming in water, unless it's a bath. But man, I would never drown myself if I was stuck in some chamber in the dead zone.
*Tawna: Gosh. Look at us. We're wet like towels.
*Puss in Boots: *shake himself* Oof. *feel the fluff* I would rather take a hot bath than a cold bath.
*Kitty: *shake herself and feel the fluff* Alright, now where did they hide our weapons?
*Perrito: I don't know. I don't use them.
*Tawna: We're gonna need a distraction to get to the badger and stop him from setting up his plan for El Breato.
*Puss in Boots: I'm not going to face badger alone with the sound of death.
*Kitty: Me neither.
*Perrito: I do not want to see the scary looks of the badger. He preys more than a actual predator like a shark.
*Tawna: Uh, hello? Didn't you all hear me that we need to cause an distraction on the badger?
*Puss in Boots: Yes! I heard you. What kind of distraction? A sponser?
*Tawna: No. Not that. Live bait.
*Puss in Boots: Ha. Are you the bandicoot comedian or something?
*Tawna: Puss, stop playing around. I know we can get our weapons back. I may be thinking about doing a belly dancing performance to distract the badger.
*Kitty: A belly dancing performance you say?
*Perrito: Something like a hula hoop in Hawaii?
*Tawna: Nah. Dressing as harem girl could work to give out a belly dancing performance to the badger.
*Puss in Boots: But how are you going to throw off a performance with a disguise?
*Tawna: I know the place where they have costumes and one of them is in the dressing room.
*Puss in Boots: Ah. Who you asking?
(At the dressing tent, Puss, Kitty and Perrito watch Tawna dress up as a harem girl in form of a belly dancer as the gang review how Tawna looks in preparation for a distraction on the badger)
*Tawna: How do I look?
*Puss in Boots: Pretty fabulous.
*Kitty: Gorgeous. But how is this gonna put up the distraction?
*Perrito: Perform some acts like in a circus?
*Tawna: All I gotta do is shake my hips and show off what I'm made of. I dressed as a belly dancer once for the Nitro Tour when me and the Trophy Girls were giving out a great performance on the stage in Twilight Tour.
*Puss in Boots: Great. You make the badger impressed with your belly dancing skills while we go sneak and get our weapons back.
*Kitty: Where did they hide the weapons?
*Perrito: I don't know. At least, I still have my sweater on.
*Tawna: We need to act fast now. While you go sneak to get your belongings back, I'll go distract the badger with my disguise.
*Puss in Boots: We'll be catching up once the live bait is over.
*Kitty: Let's just get this over with and get the job done.
*Perrito: It's showtime.
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE SHORT
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