Gaih'mers

The order of the Gaih'mers was a grugandan religious movement which, by the 2800s AMS, had become a fundamentalist terrorist organization that collaborated with LKSS forces during the Racism Wars. 
== History ==
=== Early Years ===
After the First Weeaboo wars ended, stagnant Weeb supply trucks stuck behind enemy lines were ransacked by Grugandan raiders, and the goods inside were sold to the wider Grugandan populace. This resulted in a vast amount of cross cultural exchange, and many Grugandans became fascinated with the Weeb artifacts. Among the most popular were "video games," such as Stomach Princess Dating Sim, Shirai-riyu fantasy online, and Dune Fighters Universe. 
These games were so rare and so incredibly popular among a subset of the Grugandan population that by 2100 AMS, a small group began worshipping them, coalescing into an esoteric mystery religion. Only the highest-level clerics among the Gaih'mers were allowed access to the games, and by 2300 AMS, the games had deteriorated to a state of disrepair so much that no Gaih'mer even knew what video games were like. By the time of the second weeaboo war, their sacred texts had overwritten the true history of their religion, saying that games were given to them by the supreme elementals, not by the weeaboos - thus, they were neutral in the war. 
=== Corruption and Disbanding ===
By 2700 AMS, new leadership had taken control of the Order. As general disorder and economic depression wracked the world, the new leadership provided the excuse that the hard times were the result of a sinful world that had oppressed gamers. They believed that gamers needed to "rise up" and strike back at the world. Women were banned from the order, a strict diet of spice melange doritos and mountain dew was set for all members, and they tryharded in League every day preparing for their retribution. The LKSS, seeing an exploitable weakness in Gruganda, allied themselves with the Gaih'mers, and encouraged their fundamentalism. By 2776, the Gaih'mers had attached themselves to the Lynch King's armies, and aided them with their powers of analysis and future sight. 
The Gaih'mers uprising failed along with the LKSS, however, and by 2992, Supreme Chancellor McClintock banned Gaih'merism, and prosecuted the leaders of the terrorist movement. A few holdouts fought during the New Eden Sinking War, but by the end of the conflict, they had all died.
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