The Lost Elf

Everyone views Christmas elves as friendly beings who want nothing more than to make sure children behave and to work for Santa Claus. But, out of every single elf in existence, one of them will rise up to rebel against Santa and overthrow the Christmas God.
== Chapter 1: Dave ==
Before he became the new God, the Lost Elf was one of Santa's elves working at the North Pole, and his name was Dave. Dave was assigned to the Chapman family, made up of Bill Chapman (father), Mary Chapman (mother), and their three children: Thomas Chapman (5), Emily Chapman (3), and Keaton Chapman (newborn). At first, Dave loved his job, but he was also power hungry. 
Santa Claus had always told the elves to worship the divine father of holidays, the Christmas God. Most of the elves obeyed and worshiped him, but Dave had other plans. Mesmerized by the Christmas God's divinity and omnipotence, he vowed to become the new God. This aspiration sparked malevolence inside of Dave, and he began to torture the Chapman family. 
One morning, when Bill and Mary woke up, they were horrified to see their children dead on the floor. Dave was sitting on a small three-legged stool, watching the scene with a malevolent grin.
Bill, furious at the little elf, grabbed him, and chucked him in the trash can. However, despite being vertically challenged, Dave managed to free himself from the trash can, and he flew back to the North Pole.
== Chapter 2: Dave kills Santa ==
When Dave got back to the North Pole, Santa was displeased with his murderous actions. Using his magic, Santa revoked all of Dave's elf powers, and banished him to the Elf Incinerator. However, just as Dave was about to be burned, he snapped.
Dave made a desperate leap, balled up his little elf fist, and punched Santa right in the nose. Santa took out a powerful staff, and swung it at Dave, knocking him onto a rock in the fire pit. Just as Santa was about to whack Dave again, Dave jumped up, and grabbed Santa by the next. Then, using all his strength, he pushed the massive man into the fire pit. Santa's old and frail body melted into fleshy slime in an instant, and Dave emerged victorious. 
Over the next few days, Dave began rearranging the North Pole. He ordered the other elves to stop making toys, and stopped caring for the reindeer. Dave no longer cared about Christmas, or children, or happiness. All he cared about was defeating the almighty Christmas God, and becoming omnipotent forever.
== Chapter 3: The Lost Elf ==
Years went by, and Dave was still on his journey to find the Christmas God. Then, finally, after searching universe after universe, he made it to the court of the Christmas God. When the almighty being saw Dave, he was incredibly dismayed.
"Dave, I cannot believe what you have done in the past few years. First, you killed children, then you killed your master Santa Claus, and now, you're trying to become the new God to corrupt existence in your image," said the Christmas God. "What do you have to say for yourself?"
The Christmas God's words didn't even touch Dave in the slightest. Instead of reacting, Dave simply drew a massive steel sword from his back, and said, "I know your only weakness. I can kill you very easily."
"You can try, but there is no killing an omnipotent god," said the Christmas God. "Go ahead, try to defeat me."
"Your only weakness is anti-belief," said Dave. "You. Don't. Exist."
Those three simple words were enough to bring the Christmas God to his knees. Everyone, at least people of certain religions, had believed in the Christmas God forever. And now, there was one who didn't belief. He sat there on his knees for a few seconds more, and dissipated. All of his omnipotent abilities filled Dave's body.
Dave was officially the new God.
== Epilogue ==
Eons went by, and Dave managed to keep existence under his rule as the new God. He erased every single holiday, activity, and unit of fun from existence, and achieved a boring, quiet, and oppressive reality through eliminating these things. For as long as Dave existed, everyone knew that existence would never be the same...
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