Season Four

The fourth season of Fishslap originally aired in the United States on the BFA television network, in September of 2017. This season consisted of 15 episodes, a smaller season than usual sitcoms, due to a deal with Hildestad and Stanich's contracts. The season was released fully all at once during the month of March, much like a Netflix original series, a deal in Stanich's contract again.
The series follows the Johnson family, Mitchell "Mick" and Chelsey, along with their children, Scarlett, Bridget, and Dodger, who are 17, 14, and 11 respectively. This season picks up immediately from the finale of Season Three as the Johnsons flee Duluth after Swayne Ballard unintentionally set fire to the city. Together, the Johnsons (with Chelsey's sisters, Carol and Candice, along with their significant others and their children, Stu, Muffy, Vangie, Niko, as well as ex-mayor Olive Kipling, and family friend Arlo Hutchinson) board Olive's campaign RV and make a pact to get as far away from Duluth as they can and outrun whatever legal trouble could be waiting for them. After getting turned away from entering Canada, the 13 refugees head west, hoping to settle in Seattle. Meanwhile, DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio is set to discover who was behind the wildfire of Duluth and if there's any connection to the ever growing drug trade in Duluth. He makes a deal with ex-drug dealers, and accomplices of Chelsey, Swayne and Bender to follow them and bring them in to be prosecuted. Additionally, Tori, Cleo, and Pat join the search, hoping to avoid being imprisoned for their involvement in the fertility cult. As the Johnsons travel further and further, they run into many troubles, included discovering their old friends that are looking for them and about how their pasts might have finally caught up to them. Additionally, this season focuses on the aftermath of Scarlett's rape from the fertility cult and the potential pregnancy problems, as well as her realization of being adopted. Candice's cancer journey is additionally a main focus, as she adjusts to her new family life with wife Muffy and the newly-adopted Niko. Carol and Stu focus on their relationship and adjusting to leaving their old lives in the past. Olive balances her belonging in life and finally gets to experience what it's like to have a family. For the Johnsons children, they have reached a boiling point in anger against their parents for ruining their lives and uprooting them again. Mick also struggles with trusting Chelsey after keeping the drug trade a secret and focuses on trying to rebuild their family. This season takes the Johnsons to extremes they never thought were possible, and it's learned that their pasts and deeds are truly unescapable and at the end of the season, drastic measures catch up with the Johnsons with irreversable effects. 
Returning cast members this season include Cally Stanich and Sam Hildestad who portray Chelsey and Mick Johnson, the patriarchal figures and two of the main characters of the series. Hayley Rosenthal, Rachel Williams, and Austin Becker return as the Johnson children, Scarlett, Bridget, and Dodger. Miranda Neuhaus and Madison Lang play Chelsey's sisters, Carol and Candice who journey with the Johnsons, despite having nothing to hide. Will Rafferty and Cole Nubson remain in the main cast as the family friends Stu Gibbons and Arlo Hutchinson, respectively. Paris Curry plays Vangie Gibbons, Stu's adoptive daughter and best friend to Dodger. Tricia Buerke and Anna Matthes are upgraded to the Main Cast this season, playing Candice's wife, Muffy Trudeau, and ex-Duluth mayor and town drunk Olive Kipling. Additionally, Bret Burggraf is credited "Also Starring" immediately following the main credits, playing the Polish adopted son of Candice and Muffy, Niko. This season, Katie Keller who portrays Berta the Housekeeper departs from the Main Cast and is billed as Special Guest Star.
In May 2017, it was announced that this will be Paris Curry's final season portraying Vangie Gibbons, departing the show for personal reasons. Later that week, Tricia Buerke's (who plays Muffy) depart from the show was also revealed, who left additionally for personal reasons and scheduling issues. There was no given word on Madison Lang or Bret Burggraf's status, whose characters are connected to Muffy. In June 2017, creator Sam Hildestad revealed that this season will be considered a final farewell to the traditional Fishslap format and following this season, the series will almost be a rebranded and improved version of itself. He elaborated that this season would be saying goodbye to certain characters and cast members, as well as some of the recurring storylines. 
==Cast==
===Main cast===
*Hayley Rosenthal as Scarlett Johnson
*Rachel Williams as Bridget Johnson
*Austin Becker as Dodger Johnson
*Paris Curry as Evangeline "Vangie" Gibbons
*Will Rafferty as Stu Gibbons
*Madison Lang as Candice Slinkenhofner
*Tricia Buerke as Muffy Trudeau
*Anna Matthes as Olive Kipling
*Cole Nubson as Arlo Hutchinson
*Miranda Neuhaus as Carol Slinkenhofner
*Sam Hildestad as Mitchell "Mick" Johnson
*Cally Stanich as Chelsey Johnson
===Recurring cast===
*Bret Burggraff as Nikodem "Niko" Kozlowski-Slinkenhofner-Trudeau (credited as "Also starring")
*Garrett Klaus as Swayne Ballard
*Noah Anderson as Felix Bender
*Michelle "Sprinkles" Vang as Lucelia "Lulu" Lee
*Belle Wanke as Clitorus "Tori" Knox
*Michaela Lochen as Cleo Ra
*Lauren Lochen as Pat Ra
*Antony Ferguson as DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio
*Kayla Fuller as Corinne Carmichael
*McKaela Spradlin as Willow Doyle
*Catherine Dukelow as Zenobia "Zen" Foster
*Haley Methner as Helena Dash
*Brendan Finn as Tristan Parker
*Marissa Condon as Captain Laura Swindell
===Special guest cast===
*Katie Keller as Berta the Housekeeper
*Cupcakke as Fran Dresser
==Episodes==
===Part 4A: La Vita Nova===
No.overall	No.in season	Title 	Original air date			
46 	1 	"Gotta Reverse To Go Home" 	September 2017 			
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The fourth season begins moments after the third season ended, as Lulu sits impatiently in DEA Agent Holden Pollizzio's office. Holden thinks he finally found the drug lord of Duluth in Lulu after discovering her house was functioning as a growhouse. Lulu insists that around a month ago, she was invited to live in Olive's mayoral mansion with her, explaining that Olive convinced her that they needed bonding time and planned to turn Lulu's house into an in-home tendu studio. Holden eventually starts to realize that Lulu really did have nothing to do with the growing operation, and begins questioning Holden about Olive. Lulu insists that Olive was extremely passionate about her Drug-Free Duluth Campaign and Holden questions about Olive being blackmailed and shows Lulu photos of potential suspects. Lulu denies Chelsey would have any involvement, however recognizes Swayne and Bender's photos and names them as sketchy people she had seen meeting with Olive before. Holden smiles and orders his assistant to bring in Swayne and Bender. 
In a scene mirroring the opening season of the first season, the 13 runaways (Mick, Chelsey, Carol, Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, Olive, Scarlett, Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko) sit quietly in a Perkins. Muffy then asks why they needed to flee Duluth because they weren't in any imminent danger yet. Chelsey explains that sooner or later Holden will realize Lulu had no involvement in the drug operation and the fingers will be pointed at herself, Muffy, and Olive. Candice then begins to become worrysome, saying she's in the middle of cancer treatments and can't just abandon them and the new lives they were building for themselves. Mick explains that it was stupid to come back to Duluth anyways because all of them had too much history tied to them anyways and that starting over again will allow them all fresh starts. Stu explains that he didn't have anything to run away from and is only coming to be with Carol who didn't want to leave her family. Arlo then explains that because of covering up Margot's death and the Glensheen Mansion Attack and then Carol's kidnapping that Stu is as equally tied to all of the chaos as the rest of them are. Olive is then floored to learn about all of the things that the others have been responsible for and then begins to call them crazy. Carol reminds her that she slept with Dell to give him syphillis and call him an unfit mayor, only to get involved in a drug ring and then pass off her mayoral duties to Dell as she split town, additionally being the town drunk and junkie and yet somehow still being the mayor for seven months despite a write-in dead gorilla initially beating her. The adults then begin to discuss all of the fucked up things they have done and the reasons why it's necessary that they relocate and start new lives. Eventually, this turns into an argument that is broken up by Dodger yelling at everyone saying that the whole Perkins has heard their fight, and they play it off as they're an improv everywhere troupe. Dodger yells at the adults for fucking up all their own lives, but especially their kids lives who now have to keep starting over again and again and tells them to lock their shit up and pull it together. Bridget then asks the adults if they even have any idea where they're running away to and everyone is silent. Dodger then suggests Canada and the plan is set into motion. 
As they leave Perkins, they realize that the RV they're driving in has Olive Kipling for Mayor paraphenelia all over it and begin brainstorming how to disguise their RV. They discover that paint doesn't work and Arlo gets the idea to just scratch it off the RV and begins defacing Olive's face on the RV. As the runaways begin scratching off the slogans and Olive's face, Olive starts pretending to seize on the ground to stop them from defacing the masterpiece that she is. After going unnoticed, she goes inside the RV and sulks. The family works for three hours to scratch off the stickers from the RV, and while Carol notes it looks shitty, it'll pass and let them go unnoticed. Scarlett begins to feel sick and has a breakdown before entering the RV. Chelsey walks up to her and Scarlett says that she can't believe she just left Saffron behind after what they just went through. Chelsey explains that it's never going to be easy living the chaotic life that Scarlett has and she'll learn to adjust to it, but right now what matters is what's doing best for the famiy. Everyone boards the RV, everyone cramped, some sitting on the floor, the beds, and even some in the bathroom. Mick announces that they have about a 3 hour drive to Canada but they'll be there soon. The family begins to relax up and start playing around and joking, but Olive is having none of it and continues to pout because her RV was defaced. After making multiple snarky comments, Chelsey orders Mick to pull the RV over because she's had enough and drags Olive off the RV by her hair. Olive flips out at Chelsey saying that was a dick thing to do and Chelsey yells at her and tells her she's done. Olive is startled at this, as Chelsey reveals that she tried being nice in exchange for the RV but she can't put up with Olive anymore and that she has been a royal pain in her ass ever since moving to Duluth and she's not going to let it continue in her new life. Chelsey explains that she needs to protect her family and that counts for everyone on the bus except for Olive. Olive then attempts to blackmail Chelsey saying she knows all of her secrets and can just tell Holden everything and Chelsey stands there and says she has no idea what she's talking about. This prompts Olive to pull out a handgun from her purse as Chelsey tries to run back into the RV saying "Oh fuck, not today." Olive then shoots out the sideview mirror of the RV, has intense joy at shooting her first gun, and they explains that she only had the one bullet and walks back onto the RV. Chelsey rolls her eyes and walks back on as they continue their journey to Canada. 
Once in the border line, everyone begins gathering their passports, only to realize that Niko doesn't have a passport since he's been adopted. At the border control, everyone hands over their passports and they try to explain that Niko was recently adopted and they weren't aware they needed a new passport since he came from Poland. The border control lady tells them they'll need to turn around. As they're turning around, they all debate to just take off and drive into Canada, but stop saying they're not going to start off their new lives with illegal activities and they make their way back into America, defeated. They all debate about where to go next, and Mick suggests that they just keep heading west until they find where they want to settle, possibly Seattle. Arlo jokes about their "vita nova" (or "new life" in Latin).
Meanwhile, Swayne and Bender are found and brought into questioning with Holden. Swayne denies everything Holden throws at him, claiming that he's just a businessman trying to stay afloat after his Panera burned down a couple months ago. Holden then asks them to cut the bullshit and says that he has multiple sources that confirm Swayne, Bender, and Esmé as drug dealers, and while he has no proof of them being in charge of the growing operation, a source confirmed they met in secret with Mayor Olive Kipling and Bender was spotted at the growhouse on several occasions. Swayne says that he had nothing to do with the growing operation, however admits that he did used to sell until the growing operation took away all of his business. Holden then offers the two of them an immunity deal that if they reveal who was in charge of the growing operation, they will be saved from all charges against them. Swayne and Bender then discuss, and while Bender doesn't want to snitch, Swayne says that Bender owes him for going under his nose and betraying him. They agree and Swayne names Chelsey Johnson as the leader of the growing operation, but she's most likely already left the city at this point. Holden has Lulu brought in for the signing of the immunity deals and explains while he knows Lulu might be innocent, he has enough evidence to arrest all of them for the drug ring in Duluth and just call it a day, however if they search and bring Chelsey back to be arrested, all of them will have their charges dropped. The three agree and sign the immunity deal. 
The 13 stop to eat in Fargo, ND. There, the news of the Duluth wildfire has made nationwide news, and they watch as a news report from Corinne interviewing a sketchy Cleo Ra has become an Internet meme quickly after Cleo stared blankface at the camera, didn't blank, and gave roundabout answers to Corinne's questions. They decide to instead check into a roach motel for the night rather than sleep in the RV in a rural town in North Dakota. Chelsey and Mick talk about creating new identities, saying the Johnsons might be over for good. Scarlett receives a call from Saffron and decides to let it go to voicemail. Chelsey sees this and realizes how their phones could be tracking their locations and orders everyone to destroy their phones. Later, Mick, Scarlett, and Bridget go to a local gas station and buy a bunch of burner phones for everyone to use. As they're leaving, Scarlett runs back inside to "buy a granola bar", but actually shop lifts a pregnancy test. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Scarlett, as the family drive away from Perkins in a cramped RV. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Fuller, M. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang
 	 	 	 			
47 	2 	"ReePeePees" 	September 2017 			
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang	
The next morning, the Johnsons wake up and begin to start packing for their day on the road again. They decide to steal the pillows and the blankets so they can sleep on the RV because they decide it's best not to have to spend their limited money until they decide to settle someplace new. As they drive away from the motel, their official second day of being on the run begins. On the drive, the kids begin exploring more of the RV and discover Olive's alcohol collection and begin to start drinking it. They also discover Olive's old cassette tape collection and the whole family begins bopping to the tunes as they drive and enter North Dakota. However, their dance party is soon interrupted when the music was recorded over by Olive having sex. The family is appalled as they learn about Olive's sex casette tape fetish, where she enjoys listening to herself. Soon, however, Vangie, Dodger, Niko, and Bridget realize they've drank too much and they all start puking inside the RV and out the small window slits. Luckily, Mick sees a turn for an RV Campground rest stop and they pull in as the children run out of the RV vomiting. Stu becomes horrified to see his daughter drinking and demands that anything Olive has that could be dangerous for the children be thrown out of the RV. The family agrees to cut their travel day short and just relax at the campground. Later that night, they decide to draw straws to see who's going to sleep in the bed, on the couches, and who'll have to sleep in a tent outside. Olive is irritated to have to sleep outside with Muffy, Candice, Scarlett, and Chelsey and she can't sleep in her own RV. However, soon the kids start puking again and the whole night is ruined. Bridget and Scarlett take a night hike to go talk as they talk about how they feel about moving, and Scarlett explains about the fertility cult. They are later joined by Dodger, who's still sick, and the three siblings share a moment.
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu are now on the road, but they have no idea where they might even be able to reach the Johnsons. They are mistaken for a thropple relationship when they check into a hotel, and are saddened to learn that they only have one bed rooms available, leaving Swayne and Bender to sleep on the floor. Swayne, tired of Lulu's antics, blows up at her at the continental breakfast, leaving them to be kicked out of the hotel. They call Holden to ask if there would be any tracks the Johnsons have left and Holden says that they were turned away at the Canadian border and most likely are heading west but have dropped off the map all day. They begin driving again the next day, where they discover that in the midst of being thrown out of the hotel so quickly, Bender never filled up with gas and they are left stranded on the side of the road. 
The next day, the adults have a meeting to discuss their plan for getting to Seattle. All of the women fight that they would prefer to just drive so they don't have to sleep on the ground anymore. Arlo then gets the idea that since the RV can't hold 13 people that they steal a car. The proposal is met with mixed results, where Chelsey says that she doesn't want their new lives starting right off the bat with more crime. Mick suggests that they vote, and the decision is to steal a car (Steal: Arlo, Olive, Muffy, Candice, Carol; Don't Steal: Chelsey, Mick, Stu). They then drive to a gas station to fill up and put their plan into action. They wait for someone to go inside to pay and once they're gone, Arlo and Muffy pose as a couple, get inside the car, and take off down the road. They pull over behind the RV, and the family gets out a cheers as they feel an andrenaline rush. Arlo, Muffy, Candice, Carol, and Stu then get in the car and plan to drive behind Mick, Chelsey, Olive, and the kids in the RV. As they're driving in the car, Carol notices the familiar faces of Swayne, Bender, and Lulu stranded on the road. They pull over and confront the trio. The five feel very uncomfortable as Swayne and Bender don't give any information on why the three of them are together on the side of the road in North Dakota. Lulu then reveals that they were sent by Holden to discover them and begins to call Holden. The five instantly freak out and turn to run back to their car as Swayne and Bender run after them and attempt to get into the car with them. As they're grabbing onto Candice, Carol attempts to get her mace out of her purse but ends up macing herself in the car. As Candice is pulled out of the car she is held by Bender. Muffy proceeds to get out of the car and punches Swayne straight in the face, sending him to the ground. She then urges Arlo to just run over Swayne with their car and end his life for good. Candice then passes out in Bender's arms. Stu yells at Bender to release her because she's weak and has cancer. Bender freaks out, drops Candice, as Carol's screams with mace in her eyes, Lulu is yelling Chinese in the phone to Holden, Swayne is stuck cross eyed with a broken and bloody nose, and Arlo sits behind the wheel. Candice then pops up, pretending to have passed out and kicks Bender in the stomach. The five get in the car and drive off as they call Mick to tell him what happened. They all pull over at a gas station again as Carol has gone temporarily blind from the mace. Chelsey is shocked to learn about Swayne and Bender being recruited to find them. Mick suggests that since Swayne will think that they drove away to avoid them, they should stop and stay in Bismarck for the day until the coast seems clear. The whole family agrees after the day they've had. Vangie goes inside to buy Carol some Reese's Pieces, where the clerk asks them if everything going on with their family is okay out there. Vangie then notices the TV has a Wanted Warning for the Johnsons on it and she quickly leaves. 
In Bismarck, Arlo joins Mick as they go investigate to find someone to make fake ID's for all of them. With Carol's eyes having recovered, the girls decide to do some basic shopping at a mall. Olive is left with the kids and then gets an idea of how to get money. She recruits them to begin panhandling in the streets, and they are able to get five hundred dollars from passing cars. That night, they decide to use some of the money to stay in a motel again. At midnight however, Olive wakes up Dodger, Vangie, Niko, and Bridget and tells them that she has another plan to make money quickly and takes the car they stole to a nearby church. She explains that churches used to be open 24/7 so they're completely okay and devises a plan for the kids to break in and steal the money from the offering collections. While they're stealing, Niko gets the idea to steal bottles of the communion wine as well. Amongst their raid of the church, Dodger stands in front of the altar, kneels down, and begins to pray to God, very laidback, swearing and confessing all of his sins. They get back in the car and drive away. 
Meanwhile, Swayne, Bender, and Lulu sit in their car as nighttime has fallen and they are still stranded. Swayne then calls Holden, furious and pissed off, saying that they need help as soon as possible because they are a thirty mile walk from civilization. Holden assures that they help is on the way. Swayne curses, as Holden puts the phone down. In front of him sits Tori, Cleo, and Pat. He explains that he's been doing extensive research on their cases of their involvement in the fertility cult and accuses them of potentially being in the drug circle as well. Tori denies everything and says she worked with Brook and Arlo and was acquainted with the Johnsons and nothing more. Holden, not believing her, tells them they he has a proposition for them, which they can either choose to accept, or be prosecuted for the forced pregnancies of the fertility cult. Tori explains that Brook Posen already went down for the fertility cult and there's no reason to add more fuel to the fire. Holden, happy with the acceptance tells them their mission is to find where the Johnsons are running away to and to get into their good graces, now that they know that they are being looked for. The three ladies agree and their mission begins.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Carol, after being maced in the face and they pull over at a gas station and is asked what would make her feel better
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Ferguson, Vang
 	 	 	 			
48 	3 	"Shit On Me In A Public Restroom" 	September 2017 			
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang	
Berta the Housekeeper is in an interrogation room, where a beam of light is being shown on her face by Holden. After snapping at Holden to turn off the light, she explains that while she worked for the Johnsons, she has no idea about their whereabouts, including knowledge about Chelsey potentially being a drug lord in Duluth. Holden tries to manipulate her, saying he's come to understand that Berta was a housekeeper with that house for over twenty years, and would know many secrets that would've been kept in the house. Berta then sticks to her ground and says she has no idea where they would've fled to and hopes for their safe return. 
Holden then calls Tori, Cleo, and Pat, who are en route to rescue Swayne, Bender, and Lulu. Tori reveals that their almost an hour away from where Swayne sent their location. While driving, Cleo and Pat talk about how they could just run away from Holden and they could fake their identities and not go down for the fertility cult. Tori then delivers a monologue about how while Brook saved them and gave them all a new purpose in life, what they did made them bad people and this is their shot to potentially do good in the world. Pat then accuses Tori of just wanting to be reunited with Arlo, to which she denies. They eventually pull up to the three stranded villains, where Swayne is nervous of trusting Tori, knowing that she was involved in the drug ring. Tori says that they're all working for Holden now to bring in the Johnsons and save their own asses and that this is their one shot. Swayne then makes a dash for Tori's car and tries to drive away from the three girls. Tori then pulls out a gun and shoots their back tires causing the car to stall. They reconvene and they all agree to work as a team to bring in the Johnsons, after switching one of the tires on Swayne's car to Tori's. As they're driving, Tori, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu all jam to musical theatre songs as Bender and Swayne are miserable. 
In the morning, the 13 runaways all get up and prepare to continue their journey west. However, as they board the RV again, they are disgusted to see that Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno got loose from their cage and wildly shit all over the RV and made it a mess. They grumble and use the motel's hose and towels to start cleaning the inside of their RV. As they're scrubbing, Mick talks about just getting rid of the chickens, which Chelsey and the kids oppose, especially since Bridget feels like the mother of them. While cleaning, Vangie opens a cupboard and discovers where the adults hid all of their cellphones (which were powered down) and steals one. Scarlett and Carol then go across the street to a gas station to pick up snacks for the road and air fresheners. Meanwhile, by some force of nature, the SUV of Swayne and company pull into the gas station to fill up and let Cleo take a pit stop. As Scarlett is finishing using the gas station bathroom, she opens up the door to see Cleo waiting in line to use the bathroom. Scarlett screams and slams the door in her face, struggling to find a way out. Carol goes to buy the snacks where she recognizes their familiar frenemies outside filling up with gas and notices Cleo darting across the gas station to alert her team. Carol then impulsively yells out "Aren't you the Wildfire Interview Girl?" referring to Cleo becoming an Internet meme. Cleo stops in her tracks as more patrons of the gas station notice her and then rush up to her to ask her questions and take selfies. Carol and Scarlett then make a mad dash out the gas station, after getting noticed by Lulu and Swayne in the parking lot. They run back to the motel as Lulu and Swayne start freaking out and Lulu runs in the gas station to grab Cleo. Scarlett and Carol run onto the RV and scream that Swayne is onto them and they need to go immediately. In the midst of chaos, Carol turns on the RV and begins to drive away from the motel, as the hose they were using to clean is pulled out of the pipes from the motel. Chelsey screams for an explanation at what is happening, saying that they're still chicken shit everywhere. Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive follow behind in the stolen car. As they make their break for getting on the highway, Swayne has enough of waiting for Lulu and Cleo and drives away from the gas station so they don't lose the runaways. Bridget yells that they're being followed by Swayne as Mick takes over driving the RV, saying that they're just going to stay on the road because it's a busy highway and that Swayne won't want to cause a scene. Scarlett also explains how the fertility cult has teamed up with them, where Arlo asks about Tori. Meanwhile, Cleo and Lulu exit the gas station where they're furious that they were stranded. Cleo calls Pat, who reveals that Swayne just took off and Swayne says that they were gonna lose them so they gotta find a way to catch up. Cleo then gets in a car of someone who went inside to pay, and her and Lulu make their way to catch up with everyone. 
After three hours of being on the road, Mick announces that they'll need to make a pit stop, however the kids who are playing watch guard announce that the newly dubbed "Suicide Squad" is still hot on their trails. They decide to bite the bullet and pull off at an exit somewhere in Miles City, Montana. Stu, who's driving in the stolen car decides to keep driving so the Suicide Squad will be forced to stick with someone as they split up. The Suicide Squad then splits up, as Cleo and Lulu follow the stolen car and Swayne, Bender, Tori, and Pat tail the RV. At the gas station, only Chelsey and Mick get out of the RV to confront Swayne and company, as the children and Carol stay inside. The Suicide Squad get out of their SUV and Swayne nonchallantly talks to Mick and Chelsey. Chelsey asks what they're doing, following them, and fighting them. Swayne explains he doesn't owe her an anwser after she double-crossed him, which she contests why he's working with Bender then. Mick asks him to consider if he really believes Holden will honor their deal and not arrest all of them. Chelsey tries to convince Bender, and later Tori, to think about what their actions could do to their family, and explains how they're just trying to lay low and start anew. Swayne threatens that they come forward now before it ends ugly, because while they can't make another public scene at the gas station, they will be on their tails as long as it takes. Admist all of their talking, Pat sneaks around the back of the RV and sticks a GPS Tracking Chip on the back underneath the vehicle. After their confrontation, they report what happened to Carol and the kids. They get back on the highway and are surprised to see that the Suicide Squad isn't immediately following them, unaware of the GPS. After meeting up with Stu, Candice, Muffy, Arlo, and Olive, they decide to continue to keep driving, wondering if their talk actually convinced them to drop their search.
After twelve hours on the road, the stowaways are tired, exhausted, and still on edge since the Suicide Squad is nowhere to be seen. Now in Idaho, they decide that they should stop so they can make their final stretch to Seattle the next day. Being ten at night, it is dark and they have no phones to guide their way, they end up getting lost due to Chelsey's inability to read a map to Mick. Officially lost, and incredibly low on gas, the family ends up driving past a large farmhouse with lights on and decide that they are secluded enough from civilization that they should be safe to stop. They all stop and walk up to the farmhouse and knock on the door, and are welcomed by a woman who introduces herself as Willow Doyle. She reveals that they're in Athol, Idaho, a small populated farm town in Northern Idaho and that Seattle is only five hours away. She is ecstatic to have guests and volunteers her large house to host everyone as she never has visitors since she lost her husband. They all agree and decide to stay the night in Willow's house. Willow then cooks a large dinner for everyone and begins to ask questions about their lives and what they're doing out there. Carol reveals they're out of gas and needed a place to stop, and they'll be heading in the morning to Seattle. However, the family is reluctant to explain about their lives and their real identities, which Willow takes surprisingly well and says she understands that it's odd to take refuge in a stranger's home, but affirms that she's just happy to have visitors. Everyone then starts settling into bed for the night. Dodger, Niko, and Vangie sneak out and go into one of the barns to hang out and explore. There, Vangie takes out the cellphone she found, but is upset to find there's no service. The three of them talk about how they feel like badasses now since they're running away from the law. Carol and Stu talk about what they imagine their new lives could be like and talk about their future as a couple, how they could make up anything about their relationship and how it's like starting over. Candice and Muffy worry about Candice's cancer progression and Muffy has a breakdown, apologizing for being part of the mess that uprooted their lives. Arlo and Olive awkwardly share a bed, where Arlo farts in the middle of the night, making Olive wake up and ask "What was that?". Scarlett and Bridget talk about their love lives, with Scarlett abandoning Saffron, and Bridget accepting that she needs to stop being a romantic and focus on things that matter, like friends and family. Chelsey and Mick talk about how they're unsure that the Suicide Squad isn't following them. Chelsey asks how their family and their marriage can survive what's happened to them and Mick explains that they've been together through so much so far that nothing could tear them apart.
Still in Miles City, the Suicide Squad checks into a ritzy hotel under Holden's money, and check in with Holden. Holden is angered to learn that they stopped following the Johnsons, despite having a GPS chip. Swayne then tells Holden to calm down, saying that they're handling it and that the Johnsons have stopped in Athol, ID and they'll be following them every step of the way. He also explains that they're doing this on their terms, since Holden has no authority to go behind the DEA's back and do this secret mission. Holden gets even angrier with Swayne, who in turn hangs up on him. 
The runaways are greeted the next morning by Willow cooking them an elaborate breakfast. After getting ready to leave and saying goodbye, the Johnsons are shocked when their RV doesn't start, leaving them stranded. Willow excitedly cheers that they don't have to leave right away as the 13 stand there, unsure of what to do next.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Mick, after they're cleaning their pet chickens' shit in the RV. 
Guest Cast: Keller, Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Ferguson, Vang
 	 	 	 			
49 	4 	"I'm More Of A Hindrance Than A Help" 	September 2017 			
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang	
Arlo and Mick are underneath the RV, fiddling with tools, yelling at Stu to try and start the ignition again, to no luck. Muffy asks what options they have, and where they can find an auto shop. Olive is pissed that her RV's been ruined for good. Willow reveals they can drive into town, but she got rid of her car years ago, and only owns a golf cart and a tractor that she uses around the farm, saying she rarely goes into town. They devise a plan to go into town, and Willow leads them to her garage, with a limited gasoline supply. After giving them sloppy directions on how to get to town, Mick, Stu, and Arlo drive off in the golf cart as the rest of the family stays put for the time being. 
The women and the children then are led on a tour of the farm by Willow, as they get sidetracked by all of the animals. They all get together and ride horses, and play around with the pigs, which Dodger is especially excited about. Bridget lets Yoko Uno play with the other chickens, and realizes that it might be best to leave Bulldog Chicken and Yoko Uno to live with others of their own kind. The family shares a moment as they reminsce on Bulldog Chicken and their adventures, which is ruined by Olive bitching about "how those dumb cocks shit all over my interior vinyl seats. Enjoy your impending nugget life". Bridget shares a tearful goodbye to the chickens, as she leaves them to enjoy their lives. On the tour, Carol discovers ATVs that Willow has, and asks why she didn't say she had them before when they were talking about vehicles. Willow says she simply forgot about them, and explains how they most likely don't work. While the kids play, the women sit on Willow's back porch and talk, as Chelsey asks Willow to explain more about her life, however Willow's recounts contradict what she told them earlier, explaining about a husband she had that ran out on her years ago, in contrast to her husband dying. 
Meanwhile, after driving for two hours on the golf cart, Mick, Stu, and Arlo make it into the small downtown of Athol and enter an auto shop, saying that their RV is broken down about twenty miles back and they might need a new starter and additionally gas they can carry back with them. Unable to get a new starter without seeing the RV, they feel dejected and get the idea to rent a car. However, they are all turned away once they realize they don't have a valid driver's license they can give them. With only two tanks of gasoline, the men decide to make the drive back to Willow's farm. 
Once arriving back at the farm, the men deliver the news that they can't get another vehicle and the RV may be toast. They do pour more gas into the stolen car they have and are successfully able to start it. They all cheer as at least they have a way of driving around now. They all devise a plan to go back into the city and see if they can find a way to get another car or best case scenario, fix the RV, but Willow insists they have one last dinner first before getting to the work. They all reluctantly agree and begin making a large family meal again, while the men take their first shower since starting the journey. During their family meal where everyone is joking, everyone decides to make a toast. Niko talks about how grateful he is to have a family, and Olive seconds his motion saying while she forced her way into this family, she's glad to be along for the journey, to which Chelsey reminds her she's only on her fifth day of her trial run with their family. Willow remarks how she feels lucky to have met the family and will miss them and wishes them the best on their journey. She excuses herself to cry outside and reflect. Chelsey goes outside to comfort and thank her as the family eats. Chelsey walks around, looking for Willow, calling out her name, and she gets the faint scent of gasoline and goes to follow it. She goes around the front of the house, where she sees Willow seated on the ground, with a tube in her mouth, attempting to siphon all the gas out of their stolen vehicle. Chelsey confrons her to what she's doing, and Willow tries to plead that they can't leave her alone again. Chelsey then freaks out because she wasted all of the gas they just brought from town and now are stranded again. Coming to full terms with Willow's boarder-line insanity, Chelsey then begins to fear for herself and the family as Willow talks about her dreams of them becoming a giant family and never leaving the farm. Chelsey apologizes and attempts to start the car, upset to find it dead. Chelsey runs out of the car to and takes off for the house to warn everyone of what has transpired, but admist the confusion, Willow enters in the house, carrying a loaded crossbow in her arms and warns everyone to remain calm and sit down. She tells them that they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon and forces everyone to continue their family dinner while clutching the crossbow. 
After dinner, Willow leads everyone in a line towards the barn. Arlo whispers to the group about why they can't just overpower her. Willow overhears this and shoots an arrow that soars over the group's heads, causing them to duck. Willow explains about how her automatic refill crossbow is one of her most prized possessions and says that family doesn't turn on each other. Once inside the main barn, she has everyone chain one another inside pens. Willow then sets down her crossbow to personally chain the last one, Dodger. Dodger gets a rush of adrenaline and tackles Willow as she tries to chain him in. The two then wrestle as Dodger tries to escape, before Willow grabs her crossbow and aims it at him. Chelsey screams out for the two of them to stop and apologizes, as Dodger is then chained inside a pen. Willow leaves, promising to return to read them all a bedtime story, and the family comments on how fucked up the situation they're in is. Everyone struggles to try and break free, but can't. 
After being chained for four hours, Willow bids them goodnight and kisses each of her family members individually. Around an hour later, they hear cars pulling up in the driveway, which wakes everyone. They listen for voices, and are surprised to hear Swayne and the rest of the Suicide Squad. Candice asks how they found them here, and Carol goes to scream out their names to save them, which causes Arlo to slap her, reminding her that they are the enemies as well and they don't know what they would do if they found them now. Swayne, Bender, and Tori go to the door, as Cleo, Pat, and Lulu begin to search for where the Johnsons would be. Willow is startled after opening the door and seeing the three strangers. Swayne asks if they could speak to the Johnsons, and Willow pretends to have no idea who they're referring to. Tori explains that their RV is right outside, so she should cut the bullshit now. Willow allows them to enter her house and look around. Meanwhile, Cleo, Pat, and Lulu enter their RV and look around and notice the gas smell everywhere. They continue to keep looking for where they could be. In the barn, Carol then remembers how she used her bra wire when she was kidnapped (which she takes a jab at Arlo) to help escape and then says that if they can get a wire to Dodger he can use it to pick the lock on his cuffs. However, everyone is shocked when none of the adult women are wearing a bra to use a wire from. Scarlett then uses her teeth to rip open her bra and extract the wire from it and they pass the wire from mouth to mouth to Dodger's pen. Dodger then begins fiddling with the wire in the lock. 
After realizing the Johnsons's aren't in the house, Swayne asks for them to be taken on a tour of the rest of the premises to find them. Willow reluctantly agrees and takes them on the tour. Bender motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to follow them but stay hidden so Willow doesn't see them. Tori asks about the barn and suggests they look in there. Meanwhile, in the barn, Dodger successfully picks the lock and uncuffs himself as the family silently cheers. However, they hear everyone outside the barn and they motion for him to escape out the window so at least one of them is free. Dodger begins crying, but does so. Willow stops in front of the barn, preventing Swayne, Bender, and Tori from entering, saying she doens't like to interfere with her animals' sleep schedules and won't open the door. Swayne then pulls out a gun and commands Willow to open the door, prompting Willow to pull out her crossbow and threaten them to leave, saying she's been nice showing them around her house, but they've overstepped their boundaries and if they know what's good for them to turn around and drive away. The trio agree as Swayne motions for Cleo, Pat, and Lulu to investigate. Meanwhile, Dodger, having escapeed through the window, runs around the farm in the dark, trying to think of a plan of what to do and make a distraction. He then sniffs the gasoline scent and gets an idea. 
Willow leads Swayne, Tori, and Bender back to their two cars and bids them off. Cleo, Pat, and Lulu try to open the farm, only to be deterred by a lock Willow put on the door. They then discover an open window on the second level and get the idea to climb inside. Meanwhile, Dodger runs to the garage and grabs a gas can and pours one into the ATV, and it surprisingly starts. He then grabs more of the gas cans and drives out of the garage as he begins pouring the gasoline behind him and around the premises. Willow, Swayne, Bender, and Tori hear the sound and wonder what's going on, as Willow runs to investigate. As she's running, a large blaze catches fire, consuming her house and it spreads around her property. Dodger, meanwhile, who had just started the fire, runs as fast as he can away from the flames. Willow immediately screams out for her family and runs to the barn and unlocks the door, shocked to see Cleo, Pat, and Lulu tied up inside one of the pens. It's revealed after they climbed into the second floor window, they found the captives and freed Scarlett to go take back and prove they found the captives. As they grabbed her, Niko, who had used the wire to escape from the cuffs, attacked the three women from behind and successfully freed the family and tied them up and escaped out the back window. Confused, Tori and Bender free the three ladies as Willow runs to find where everyone escaped to with Swayne on her tail, while the fire continues to consume the house. The 12 other runaways are shocked to see the blaze and remain in a pack and run far away, until running into Dodger. As they begin running, they see how Swayne, Bender, and Tori left their cars wide open and they split up and pile into the Suicide Squad's vehicles. With Mick and Chelsey each commanding a vehicle, they successfully escape from the farm and drive off into the night, as Swayne screams out at them for stealing their cars and thus leaving the Suicide Squad stranded.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Pat, to Swayne, Bender, and Tori, after they're found tied up in the barn. 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Vang
 	 	 	 			
50 	5 	"Kids: Yum!" 	September 2017 			
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang	
Helena Dash is seated in a dark questioning room with a light illuminating her face as she answers questions in front of a camera. She claims that while she was neighbors with the Johnsons, they weren't incredibly close friends and only knew each other for about nine months. She is asked about her relationship with Mick, which she is quiet to. She begins to start getting sweaty, and blames it on the Taco Bell she just ate. She then turns the interview into asking why more isn't being done about the relief for the wildfire in Duluth and asks how long they're going to be forced to live in hotel rooms before they can get new housing. 
Mick pulls the Suicide Squad's SUV into a gas station, followed by Chelsey and the other stolen vehicle. The families all get out, embrace one another, and express shock at how they got out of the situation they were in. Everyone commends Dodger for his heroic actions and allowing them to escape. They're all happy that the Suicide Squad will be stranded at the farm for a while and they'll have an opportunity to finally settle in a new place. Carol then brings up how they told Willow of their plan to relocate to Seattle, when Candice suggests another place they could go and they get back in their cars and start their final stretch. 
Meanwhile, Swayne and the Suicide Squad stand, stranded at Willow's farm, as flames engulf the house. Bender curses, asking what they're supposed to do now. Swayne runs to the RV to try and turn it on, where Willow reveals she purposefully removed the starter to prevent the Johnsons from leaving. After retrieving it and Cleo and Pat pouring gas into the tank, the RV successfully starts. The Suicide Squad then decides to board the RV and continue their journey, despite not having a way to track down the Johnsons. Willow then forces her way into the RV saying that she lost the only chance she had at a family and wants to track them down and exact revenge for trying to leave her, especially since her home just blew up. Lulu objects to Willow joining them, saying that their group is beginning to grow too quickly and they already have enough revenge members. She then asks if they're just going to let the farm burn and potentially start another wildfire. Swayne, having enough of Lulu's antics, then kicks her off the RV, saying he doesn't care if she signed an immunity deal, he can't handle another minute of being with her. Lulu starts running up to the RV and they slam the door and drive away, leaving Lulu stranded, with Bulldog Chicken at her side as the farm burns down behind her. 
After six hours of driving, the Johnsons drive their vehicles into Portland, OR as they pass a county fair, getting the attention of the kids. They drive to an old diner and everyone gets out to eat. They ask Candice why she dragged them to Portland, to which she explains that it's one of the leading marijuana cities in the country, earning groans from many of the family and cheers from the other half, including Dodger. Candice also explains that living in Portland changed her life when she was in her mid-twenties, introducing her to her love of spiritualism, marijuana, higher thinking, and meditation, as well as she had her first passionate lover affair here, with a woman named Zenobia "Zen" Foster. She explains that she met Zen while she was bumming around and living with strangers, and Zen owned a bed and breakfast and invited her in, and they still keep in contact through Facebook. Chelsey asks how this helps them, and Candice explains that they might be able to live in the Bed and Breakfast, considering it would have enough rooms. The 13 runaways then get together and drive over to the area of the Bed and Breakfast, where it's revealed Zen is at the county fair, hosting a booth as she does everywhere. The kids cheer as they learn they'll be spending the day at the fair. 
Meanwhile, on the road, the Suicide Squad has started to explore the RV as Pat drives and makes random assorted driving comments. Swayne, Bender, and Tori then talk about their plan of action, considering that they have no way of tracking the Johnsons now. Tori suggests she could try getting in contact with Arlo again, leading Cleo to tell Tori to get over him. Swayne assures that 13 people as odd as they all are can't disappear into plain sight and soon there'll be sighting of them. Bender reminds them that his phone was in one of their car, so as soon as they turn it on, they can get a cell signal to track them. Willow continues talking about how happy she is to call the Suicide Squad the new extension of her family and asks about what the Johnsons and why they're tracking them down. They refrain from telling her much information, to which Willow explains that family tells each other everything. Swayne then has Pat pull over as he then kicks Willow off the RV and they drive away, stranding her on the side of the road, leading to Willow having a screaming fit. Swayne yells at everyone to check their place and think before they speak, because he has no problem stranding anyone else somewhere on the side of the road. 
The 13 Runaways arrive at the county fair, where the kids are excited to go to the petting zoos and ride some of the rides. Chelsey takes the kids (as well as Olive) to go ride the rides, in hopes of staying out of trouble, as the others split up to look for Zen and also taste the fair food. The kids go on all types of rides.Olive and Bridget enjoy gourging themselves on mini donuts, which later leads to Bridget having explosive diarrhea in a porta potty and Olive getting pissed off that she has to miss the rides while waiting for Bridget. Scarlett additionally gets sick, and fears that she may actually be pregnant, and decides to sit out from riding the rides, leaving Dodger to have to ride the rides alone. They eventually get to the biggest roller coaster there, where Dodger tries to act tough, but clearly is terrified to ride it, since getting stuck on a rollercoaster with Mick in Season Three. Chelsey soon begins to realize that in the past year she's neglected Dodger, and he's tried to put up a facade of being tough and having nothing scare him, including him having to act out disturbingly to get attention. She gets on the rollercoaster with him, easing his fears. After enjoying the rides, Chelsey and Dodger have a heart to heart and are inseperable for the rest of the day, Chelsey glad to have the bond back with her son. Meanwhile, Mick, Stu, and Arlo get distracted by all of the fair food, animal exhibits, helicopter rides, and even a demolition derby, where they even have a bro-talk about their love-lives, where Mick talks about how he doesn't quite trust Chelsey again, but they're a family and they need to bond together to get through this rather than break apart. Arlo explains that he thinks Carol is really hot, to which Stu says that he's dating her. Arlo, oblivious to this, congratulates Stu on finally figuring their shit out. Arlo then goes to talk about Tori saying how she was crazy, but he's also crazy, and they had crazy passionate sex, and he kinda misses it. Stu reminds him that Tori is part of the group that's hunting them down and planning on turning them in. Stu additionally talks about Carol, how since she's gone through rehab, Vangie has found friends in Dodger and Niko, and he's gotten rid of Nina for good, they can finally focus on each other and move forward as a couple.
Candice, Muffy, and Carol have a fun sister day as they go around the fair, seeing the animals, and enjoying the craft fair, including getting cariactures. Eventually, they come across a House of Aliens exhibit, which they enter. Inside, Candice reunites with Zen, who owns and runs the exhibit, with many different facts, artefacts, and conspiracies about aliens (which Muffy and Carol are skeptical to). Candice asks her how her life's been and they catch up, where Zen explains that about twelve years ago she was abducted by aliens and it's changed her whole outlook on life, and she's a full-fledged believer now. Candice is incredibly intrigued by this and she explains about their lives and how they're on the run, to which Zen is unphased and understands. Carol asks Muffy if she's jealous of how close the girls are, to which Muffy says she thinks she has nothing to worry about as she looks around at the alien artefacts. Zen explains that she's generally considered crazy in the city so her Bed and Breakfast doesn't receive much business and she would love to have everyone come stay with them. That night, everyone reunites as they are introduced to Zen. Zen explains how she's so excited to meet everyone, as she's heard about them all from Candice and says that they are more than welcome to stay with her as long as they need to get back on their feet. They return to the Bed and Breakfast, which is mostly nicely furnished and everyone settles into their rooms. Vangie, Niko, and Dodger explore, where they enter the basement and discover Zen's alien shelter, in case of an invasion or abduction, causing Zen to freak out and say she knows they're coming back and not to mess with anything, cuz they'll need it to survive. The adults that night then begin to relax, feeling as though Portland could be where they start their new lives. They then get drunk and begin to have a dance party, which the kids join in on (not the drinking, just the dancing, Jesus). 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad pulls into an RV Campground to stay for the night, having made no progress, unsure of where they're supposed to be even looking. They then all go to bed. Tori goes outside for a night walk and sits in front of a fire, where she's joined by Swayne. The two talk about their wants in life, and how they think it may not be possible since they're criminals technically. Swayne says after he turns in the Johnsons, he's going into hiding and going to start a new life for himself, perhaps being a dad with a family, or maybe the biggest drug lord in Phoenix. Tori says she was lost in life for a little bit, and the Johnsons are her connection to feeling like a part of something, and she can't believe that their demise is her only second chance because of her crimes. She talks about Arlo, needing to get over him, saying he's legally dead, and that they could never live a normal life. Swayne agrees maybe it's best they just get over their pasts and look for something new and better. This leads to them kissing and eventually having sex by the fire. 
Scarlett breaks away from the dance party, as she gets sick again. She locks herself in the bathroom and brings out her pregnancy test that she shoplifted in Fargo. She pees on the stick, and sits and waits for the results. Bridget later comes through the door, accidentally breaking the lock. She sees the stick and looks at Scarlett shocked, causing Scarlett to break down crying. The two sisters share a moment as they wait for the test to finish. After five minutes, they check the test and hug eachother, as the test reveals negative results.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Zen, after meeting Bridget, Dodger, Vangie, and Niko, much to their uncomfortability
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Methner, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, M. Lochen, L. Lochen, Spradlin, Dukelow, Vang
 	 	 	 			
51 	6 	"To Continue My Story On Premarital Sex..."	September 2017 			
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow	
Holden sits in the interrogation room as Tristan Parker, Bridget's old friend, enters. Holden asks him questions about the Johnsons and if he knew anything, to which Tristan is confused about. He claims that he went to an arts school in the cities and hasn't seen or heard from the Johnsons in a few months, saying he also wasn't really close to Bridget or Scarlett. Holden then turns a bright light on Tristan, causing Tristan to curse and demand to be let out. Holden agrees and walks Tristan out of the interrogation room. As he's leaving, Holden's superior, Captain Laura Swindell sees Tristan being escorted out and asks Holden about what he's doing. Laura tells Holden that he has no business investigating the whereabouts of the Johnsons and says he should have reported them missing way earlier than a week later and says he needs to stay out of it. Holden then begins to explain some of the interrogation and evidence he's been collecting and says he feels like he's onto something, purposefully leaving out that he sent the Suicide Squad to go find them. Laura then threatens his job and warns Holden to let it go and focus on his mission with the DEA in Duluth.
Mick, Arlo, Stu, and Olive sit in a car in front of a sketchy house. They enter the house where they are told to go into the basement. Down there, a woman introduces herself as Fran Dresser and asks them about their business being there. Mick explains that they're looking to create 13 fake identities as quickly as possible. Fran, who was busy recording a rap song is irritated about being interrupted, but says she may be able to work with them. They ask what preparation they will need to do to get the IDs, and Fran hands them a backdrop to take photos and additionally fabricate a false story, names, and permanent addresses. Arlo makes a joke about how Fran should create a new fake ID for herself, considering her name is Fran Dresser. She rolls her eyes at this, and tells them that she'll need $1000 for each ID, shocking everyone at how they're going to get that much money. Fran then offers to lower the price substantially if they complete a quest for her and bring her back:
*A cow as white as milk
*A copy of College Road Trip on DVD 
*A package of Schezwan sauce from McDonald's
*A rare dildo that she hasn't heard of
*Seven minutes in heaven with Stu
They are taken aback by the quest, but agree to the terms, despite Stu's whining about sex. They go back and deliver the news to their family back at Zen's Bed and Breakfast. The family then all gets together to have a photo shoot and take their photos for their ID's. This also prompts people to decide to have makeovers for their ID's. Mick, Chelsey, Bridget, and Dodger dye their dark brown, which matches Scarlett's. Olive gets a short haircut and dyes it black. Arlo buzzes his hair again and bleaches it. Stu gets a buzzcut as well, while Carol dyes her hair an auburn color. They suggest possible fake names, where Zen suggests they all have a celestial or space theme, in honor of aliens. Arlo then asks how they're all going to be related, which prompts them to draw new family lines. Mick and Chelsey keep Bridget and Dodger, as Candice and Olive claim Scarlett and Niko as their own, based on their similar looks. Arlo and Muffy pose as a married couple, as Stu, Carol, and Vangie remain a family. Mick, Stu, Arlo, and Olive then all agree to be siblings as they live together after vacationing in Portland earlier and decided to stay long term. Stu announces that they should have enough money from Vangie's Creamy Cubes royalties to cover the reduced charge for the ID's. They agree to all remain low as they split up into groups to complete their quest. Olive is then left in charge of the children after Zen has to return back to the county fair. 
Muffy, Arlo, and Candice drive up to a Pawn America in pursuit of a College Road Trip DVD. They enter the store and ask around. They are welcomed to a back room filled with boxes and walls of DVDs. They groan and begin to search. After four hours, their search comes up with nothing, but they leave the Pawn America with eighty DVDs, which they consider a great deal. They then look at pawn shops online and come upon a Movie Madness Express and enter inside. They are able to scrounge a College Road Trip DVD, and Candice and Muffy distract the workers while Arlo walks out with the DVD under his shirt. After narrowly escaping the pervy manager of the rental store, they drive the DVD back to Fran's house, where she welcomes them with open arms and tells them she figured they couldn't have tracked this down. She then offers to watch it with them while they smoke in the basement. 
Stu and Mick are driving around, confused about how they're supposed to transport a cow to Fran. They drive to the fair to ask Zen about where they could find a cow and how they would go about delivering it. Zen then gets the idea to abandon her booth and go to the livestock buildings. The three of them then pose as animal wranglers and take a young baby spotless calf and bring it in their car. They then begin to love the calf and feel bad about delivering it to Fran, but continue on their journey. 
Carol and Chelsey walk out of a Spencer's in a mall and hope that they found a dildo that Fran didn't own. They then drive to the McDonald's, unsure how to get the Schezwan sauce. They enter the McDonald's and politely ask for the sauce, where a manager tells them that the sauce has been discontinued since 1999. Carol then begins to have a breakdown in the McDonald's, about how in the last week they've destroyed any chance of a normal life, since they were help captive at a farm and now are on a hunt for a discontinued dipping sauce. She then tries to climb over the counter to go to the back, where she is restrained by Chelsey and the workers. Chelsey apologizes and then tells Carol she has an idea, and asks for one of each sauce packet. They sit in the back of the McDonald's a mix a concoction of the sauces to create a psuedo-sauce to trick Fran, seeing as she woudln't have any idea what the actual stuff tastes like. They then drive back to Fran's house, where they deliver the sauce (which Fran accepts delightedly, and then exclaimed how the sauce sucks ass), a stuffed white cow, and a dildo. Fran exclaims that the dildo is unknown to her and she won't accept their prizes. Stu, Mick, and Zen then enter the house with the baby calf, and are dismayed to learn they didn't need to get a real baby calf and go back to the fair to return it. Everyone leaves Fran's house to figure out how to find a rare unique dildo. 
Meanwhile, at Zen's house, Olive dressed up as Mary Poppins to take care of the kids, much to their insistence that they should be the ones baby-sitting Olive. The kids express concern at having to create new personas and new lives, but Olive explains that new lives could be fun. She continues by telling why she dresses up, such as Hillary Clinton, and now Mary Poppins, because it's fun to pretend to be someone else for a change. She then takes them to a park, where they all pretend to be British children with their nanny, Cherry Poppins, and have a fun musical adventure day out. However, it's quickly cut short for Scarlett after she begins to feel sick and dizzy. Bridget checks up on her to make sure that she's okay and they just go home, where their playtime continues as they investigate Zen's alien memorabilia. As they're playing, the adults all return home in the middle of another musical number, where Zen freaks out at touching all of her knick knacks, including an E.T. Finger Light that Niko is using. Candice sees the finger and takes it and hides it, where she reveals to everyone that they can use the finger light to give to Fran as a dildo. 
Mick, Stu, Arlo, Chelsey, and Olive (dressed as Cherry Poppins) return to Fran's house, where they deliver the E.T. Finger Light, which Fran laughs at but accepts. Fran then says the only thing left of their quest is seven minutes in heaven with Stu. Chelsey, unaware of this deal, laughs and asks how old Fran is, the answer being 20. They all try and convince Fran not to have sex with Stu, but Stu eventually volunteers and makes them promise not to tell Carol ever and they enter a closet. They return seven minutes later, where Fran reveals she had the E.T. finger and implies she used it on Stu. Fran then agrees to their Fake ID's, and reveals her shop further in the basement. They hand over their photos and Fran begins working. Fran then asks what surname they want to use, and Arlo then has an idea.
Two nights later, they return with the new ID's in hand and distribute them to everyone, with the surname of Vinova, a reference to "Vita Nova", which is Latin for new life.:
*Arlo, now Leo Vinova
*Muffy, now Bianca Vinova
*Stu, now Archer "Archie" Vinova
*Carol, now Miranda Vinova
*Vangie, now Juliet Vinova
*Olive, now Portia Vinova
*Candice, now Luna Vinova
*Scarlett, now Ophelia Vinova
*Niko, now Nash Vinova
*Chelsey, now Phoebe Vinova
*Bridget, now Aurora Vinova
*Dodger, now Phoenix Vinova
*Mick, now Perseus "Percy" Vinova
Their first names are all inspired by constellation and moon names, pleasing Zen, who is unaware of her E.T. Glowing Finger's new purpose. The family then have an official family dinner as the Vinovas, happy with where their new lives are heading. Scarlett begins to feel faint again and asks to be excused, which she is. Bridget goes to look after her, but Chelsey intervenes and says she can handle it. Chelsey then goes and talks with Scarlett about what's been going on. Scarlett explains that she's been feeling dizzy and sick ever since the pregnancy cult and she took a test that came up negative, but still doesn't feel good since. Chelsey tries to ease her mind and tell her that it's been a crazy eleven days since being on the run, but now they're finally stable, with a new life, and hopes of shedding their terrible past. Chelsey then tells her that they can go to the hospital and check things out to appease her mind if she needs to. 
The next day, Chelsey and Scarlett are sitting in a waiting room, with Scarlett worrying if she's pregnant. Chelsey comforts her and tells her that if there's anything their past can teach them, it's that they need to live in the present and take each day as its own. A nurse enters the waiting room and calls "Ophelia Vinova?". Scarlett takes a deep breath and enters the doctor's office, unsure of what's to come. Four months later, Scarlett and Chelsey exit the same doctor's office, as the doctor tells them the baby appears to be growing healthily and he'll see them in two weeks for their next check-up.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Chelsey, to Fran Dresser, trying to convince her not to have sex with Stu.
Guest Cast: CupcakKe, Buggraff, Finn, Condon, Ferguson, Dukelow
 	 	 	 			
52 	7 	"Nothing We Do Nowadays Is Legal" 	September 2017 			
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss	
Picking up from last episode, with the four month time jump, Chelsey and Scarlett exit the doctor's office, happy with the that her baby is growing healthily. A flashback details the events of Scarlett being told that she is pregnant and dealing with what to do with that. Chelsey listens to Scarlett break down and say how she feels disgusting and dirty and how this thing growing inside of her is a being of her own violation. Eventually, after advice and remembering how grateful Chelsey was for the wonderful opportunity and blessing to adopt Scarlett and says that life is a precious and valuable thing, however she will respect her opinion of what Scarlett decides to do. They agree that while it may not be the best option to bring a new life into their crazy lives, Scarlett will continue the pregnancy. Since then, Scarlett has experienced all of the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, including morning sickness, and has wondered often about Saffron and if she is going through the same thing Scarlett is. Jumping back to the now present day of November 17th, they go to the receptionist to make another appointment, where Stu is waiting for them, his temping agency having not called him that day. While making the appointment, a child points out that Chelsey is on the television. They look at the TV, where Chelsey's face is shown under a Missing Persons Warning, and it switches to Scarlett. Stu and Chelsey begin to freak out and Chelsey yells at Stu to switch the TV channel and he says he can't the remote is with the receptionist and tells her to create a diversion. Chelsey then begins to walk back towards the doctor's offices and notices a rolling cart of pills. She then pushes the cart into the lobby, sending the cart to fall over and send pills to fly everywhere. All of the nurses and patients to get up in a hurry to help clean up the pills as Chelsey screams in agony. In the midst of the crazy, Stu goes behind the TV, grabs his Swiss Army knife and cuts through all of the wires. Chelsey apologizes after they clean the pills up and they all go on their way. In the car, they all talk about the wanted warning and freak out about it seems they can never lay low. 
Chelsey then drops Scarlett and Stu off back at home, where Candice and Zen are waiting. They talk about their adventure at the hospital, where Candice informs she'll give them an update of how the hospital is when she goes in later for her cancer check-up. Flashbacks reveal that Candice has been working at an indie boutique downtown and she began going to regular chemo check-ups to erradicate her cancer for good, while Muffy is working as a maid at a ritzy hotel. She has gotten close to Zen again, who accompanies her on all of her appointments. Candice has been making good progress and has cut down significantly on smoking weed as much as she used to. Zen and Candice bond over the spiritualism and have become best friends, much to Muffy's jealousy. Chelsey then drives to work, where she works at The Portland Boat Cruise Tours with Arlo. Arlo in the past four months hasn't changed all that much. He still smokes a lot of pot, but one night he had a spiritual enlightening that led him to believe he was a prophet for new religion. After a week of this, the family got together, tied him down in a small room, and hotboxed it till Arlo got high and had a spiritual enlightment that everything in his life was going fine and just to settle back to his roots. Arlo and Chelsey have a routine on the boat, where Arlo is working his way up to be a captain and Chelsey is the best tour guide. At work that day, Arlo pulls Chelsey aside and thanks her for all she and Mick have done for him, giving him second chance after second chance and allowing him a "vita nova". 
Mick, meanwhile, is working as a bartender yet again, at the same ritzy hotel that Muffy works at. Mick has managed to remain low, and be a confidant for many of the people in the family, but mainly Muffy who comes to him daily to talk about how she feels that Candice is distancing herself from her. Mick reminds her that they've come through so much together and they've saved each other's lives from their pasts and now that they have Niko that this is just a trial period in their lives. Muffy points out how she's technically married to Arlo now, as Bianca Vinova, and it just doesn't seem like they are as close as they were getting to be. Mick then gets off his shift and goes to pick the kids up from school. Muffy continues on with her housekeeping, and goes outside to take smoke a joint. While she's smoking, a garbage truck pulls up. and Olive hops off, cleans out the dumpster, shouts at Muffy and drives off. Olive has fufilled her dream of becoming a garbage collector. She goes about her journey, collecting garbage, and rummaging through dumpsters to find lost treasures. However, once she gets back to the waste center, it's revealed the only reason Olive has this job is in hopes to work the crane and the claw. Olive has a encounter with her boss (played by Denzel Washington) and complains how she doesn't get to work the crane and accuses him of not liking her. Her boss retorts by saying "Where does it say I need to like you?". Olive has additionally been enjoying having Candice as her fake wife, being Portia and Luna. She confided in Mick about her desire to one day potentially have a family of her own, if it isn't too late. Mick is later flirted with by a hotel guest, and opens up about his life to her, who suggests that he needs to be selfish and stop sacrificing so much for his family. 
The children have adjusted relatively nicely since relocating to Portland. Bridget (Aurora) has entered high school, where she is an active member of the band and has plans to dominate the school and become popular. Dodger (Phoenix), Vangie (Juliet), and Niko (Nash) are all in seventh grade, where the three have gotten incredibly close. Vangie has gotten involved in theatre, after discovering she loved acting from being The Creamy Cubes girl. Niko, being foreign, was bullied very severely when they first moved, but Dodger intervened and then began bullying the bullies. Dodger fully embraced the persona of a tough kid and soon became feared in school, where everyone will do whatever Dodger, Niko, or Vangie wants. Dodger thinks about dealing weed to students to ehance his street cred. Vangie has also gotten closer to Carol (Miranda), since her and Stu have been dating for almost a year now. Carol has a hosting job at The Old Spaghetti Factory, where she has proven herself and gotten a few raises. Carol and Stu have loved getting to pretend to live married life because of their fake personas, and often talk about what this mains for their relationship. 
Meanwhile, the Suicide Squad has been searching for the Johnsons for four months to no luck. Holden has been in little contact with them, considering his boss threatened his job if he continued working on the case. They've all continued to live off of Holden's credit card for basic needs, but after searching all over Montana, Idaho, and Washington, they begin to give up. Swayne suggests they just abuse Holden's credit card if he refuses to talk to them and give them any insight. For two months, the Suicide Squad began renting a beach house in northern California, where they just took time off and relaxed, occasionally investigating for the Johnsons. Their attitudes about the search for the Johnsons have lessened and they've begun to enjoy their lives living in luxury under Holden's credit card. On occasion, Holden will send them on missions to keep them occupied, despite having no evidence of where the Johnsons have hidden themselves. Tori and Swayne have officially become an item, as their hooking up has turned into a kinky sexually crazed relationship. Cleo and Pat have grown very cynical of their mission to track down the Johnsons and are sick of wasting their time looking for them. Bender has turned to drinking, and slowly become an alcoholic, often going on night walks and getting lost, leading the Suicide Squad to have to track them down. Catching up to the present day, the Suicide Squad are given a tip that the Johnsons have been spotted in New Mexico this time. While stopped overnight going to New Mexico, Bender gets drunk and gets lost on a walk, leading to them have to track him down again. Once catching up to Bender, Cleo then has a breakdown, shouting that they're just wasting their time tracking down people who will never be found and how Holden has forgotten about them and is just sending them on a wild good chase. Tori attempts to console Cleo, who then tells Tori that they've lost four months of their lives for a deal they're not sure will even be honored and begins to criticze her for her relationship with Swayne. Pat then reminds Tori that they abandoned Esme's baby back in Duluth to live with strangers and because of the pregnancy cult and now being The Suicide Squad their lives consist of always being afraid of being caught and discovered and hiding and she's done with it. Swayne and Pat later get into a verbal fight, criticizing each other's lives and how they're worthless, with them ending holidng each other at gunpoint. Tori and Cleo intervene, as Bender pukes behind them, and Tori tells Swayne to let Cleo and Pat leave if they want to. Cleo asks her to come with, saying they can all get their new start together, but Tori is unsure. Pat then calls Tori out for only being on this mission to try and find Arlo again, which she doesn't respond to. Cleo and Pat then depart from the Suicide Squad and drive off in the stolen car, leaving the three remaining members with the RV, and lost in their journey for the Johnsons. 
Zen and Candice are later at Candice's doctor's appointment, where Candice is told that she is entering remission, and her cancer symtpoms are almost gone completely. Candice is overjoyed at the news, and shares a hug with Zen, happy to tell the news to everyone at home. However, once the family is all back together eating dinner, it becomes known that living with each other for four months in the same house has had a toll on all of the family members. Candice announces that she's entering remission, which everyone cheers at, except Muffy, who excuses herself from the table. Candice goes to follow her, prompting people saying there's trouble in paradise and tell Candice to go after her wife. Olive gets upset, saying Candice is legally her wife, which Stu reminds her that nothing they do nowadays is legal, which prompts Mick to excuse himself to go sit outside. Chelsey then follows him outside. Candice tries to talk to Muffy, who reveals she's angry because Candice, her own wife, didn't even tell her she was entering remission before everyone else, and how since they've moved, Candice has been distant from Muffy and growing closer to Zen. Muffy explains how they've been through so much, with getting finally married and adopting Niko, and it seems like they'll never get the normal life they wanted. Meanwhile, Chelsey joins Mick on a porch swing outside, Mick then explains to Chelsey how he knows that he's been saying he's fine and he understands why they've done the things they've done, but he's come to realize that his old life has been thrown away to protect his family and he's forgot to be selfish for himself. Chelsey tells him that since he's a father and a husband he's lost his right to be selfish and needs to put others before himself. Mick asks Chelsey when it's her turn to put others before herself and putting her family and kids in danger, and robbing them of a normal childhood. Chelsey then begins to explain that their children were never going to be normal: Scarlett being depressed, lesbian, and adopted, Bridget being romance-obsessed, having an addictive personality, and following in her father's footsteps, and Dodger having dark tendencies, obsessed with weed, and following in her footsteps. Chelsey tries to explain that becoming the Vinovas have allowed them to embrace who they are and who they want to be. Mick explains that he's forgotten who he wants to be and needs to take a break. Arlo interrupts them, saying they need to come inside and look at the TV, which shows a candid video of Chelsey having a freakout about the pills in the hospital earlier that day, saying that 'Screaming Pills Lady' is quickly become a viral sensation. Meanwhile, in the RV, Swayne sees the video of Chelsey, and tells Bender to begin heading towards Portland.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: Stu, to Olive after she reminds everyone she is Candice's legal wife.
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, and Dukelow
Uncredited: Denzel Washington as Olive's Boss
 	 	 	 			
53 	8 	"As I Always Say, You Are What You Eat" 	September 2017 			
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow	
Holden finishes watching the "Screaming Pills Lady" video as he is on the phone with the Suicide Squad, who are on their journey to Portland to track down the Johnsons from their current location in New Mexico. As Holden hangs up the phone, confident in bringing in the Johnsons, he is greeted by an angry Cleo and Pat who have driven back to Duluth after abandoning Swayne, Bender, and Tori. Cleo and Pat then begin to call out Holden for practically sending them on a wild goose chase around the country after blackmailing them. 
MICK, CHELSEY, CAROL, STU, CANDICE, MUFFY, ARLO, OLIVE, SCARLETT, BRIDGET, DODGER, VANGIE
NIKO, ZEN, SWAYNE, BENDER, TORI, CLEO, PAT, LULU, WILLOW, HOLDEN, CORINNE
*Swayne, Bender, and Tori track down the Johnsons in Portland
*Arlo, Swayne, and Tori have a threeway in the woods, where Swayne knocks out Arlo. 
*Dodger is kidnapped by the three 
*Thanksgiving...?
*Cleo, Pat, Lulu, and Willow arrive in Duluth to face Holden
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Title quotation from: TBA, 
Guest Cast: Burggraff, Klaus, Anderson, Wanke, L. Lochen, M. Lochen, Fuller, Spradlin, Ferguson, with Vang, and Dukelow
 	 	 	 			
===Part 4B: 🏃===
==Production==
===Development===