The Village & Pillage Conspiracy

NOTE: THIS IS ALL A WORK OF FICTION, THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY RELATING TO MOJANG OR THE UN, THIS IS A THEORYPASTA, NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY! THIS IS ALSO MY FIRST CREEPYPASTA, SO EXPECT CLICHES.
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT REAL, THIS IS AN ARG.
== Introduction: ==
It was in late-2018 that Mojang unveiled a brand new update known as “The Village & Pillage Update” which brought in the Pillagers, Pandas and brand new Villagers. These Villagers were at the time, revolutionary, as they had new skins, better trading, and improved AI. It was one of the greatest Minecraft updates during the late 2010s, 
However, one thing stands out from the rest, The Testificates. 
The Testificates are the nickname for the Pre-V&P Villagers that had existed since 2011, and they are considered a staple of Childhood for Minecrafters everywhere. Mojang insists the Pre-V&P Villagers and the newer ones are one in the same, but I am here to expose the real truth of what happened to our favorite traders. 
==== They are Dead: ====
The Pre-V&P Villagers, aka “Testificates” are separate entities that have died out by an unknown cause, why say that?
Mojang has hinted at lore for many years, and it’s possible they have been “solved” by many theorists like MatPat (Game Theory) and co. 
If there is lore, what’s the point of replacing a certain race of Villagers for new ones? there can only be one answer,
The Testificates and Villagers are separate races of species, and the former are all dead.
I intend to show that there is a big coverup of a war that had taken place that had resulted in the death of the Pre-V&P species and the destruction of the once peaceful villages we once knew and loved before the 1.14 update.
We have all heard of Vietnam, World Wars 1 & 2, The Chinese Civil War & Ukraine, but has anyone heard of “The Great Villager War?”
The real truth of the matter is that the V&P Villagers and the Testificates fought in a bloody, terrible war that ended in the extinction of the latter, and the awful side effects outside of the war itself.
== The Conspiracy ==
There may be evidence of the events of the war and the timeline of how and when they happened. There are plenty of clues, but they are hampered by a lack of timeline, In order to pull this off, assumptions must be made. 
These assumptions are:
*That the Testificates have been almost completely erased from Minecraft media following the V&P update.
*That Element Animation’s “Villager News” is canon to Mojang’s media.
*The Arch Illager’s canon status.
*That Minecraft Dungeons was filmed in 2018.
*That the trailers and animations relating to the change was all filmed before April 2019, which was when the final release for the update, as well as the trailer was released.
*That the Villagers had converted the Testificates into one of them.
*That DanTDM’s “Dr. Trayaurus” had mysteriously vanished after the update.
*That the war had been predicted before.
*That the "cancellation" of the mod review Think's Lab was done by organizations to hamper the truth
*The Inhumane treatment of Testificate Prisoners of War and captured citizens.
*That the UN is aware of the war, but chooses to remain oblivious to the war crimes.
*The last Testificates and their acceptance of life and death.
*That the Villagers in Villager News all died and were replaced by doppelgangers.
*That "Village & Pillager News" is the series finale of "Villager News"
*That the term "Texture Update" is an intentional deception and is just to add layers to the conspiracy.
*That the animation style in the trailers are actually effects of radiation leakage that damages the environment around them. 
It was on September 2018 that the Village & Pillage update was unveiled to the world, these changes to the Villagers are abrupt and there seems to be no tribute to the older Villagers once they were "retired." Later in 2019, we say goodbye to the Zombie Pigmen as they are replaced by the gold-loving Piglins, we see video posted on twitter of a Pigmen falling into a pit (Likely the void) that seemingly appears out of nowhere, before the Piglins walk in to where the pigmen once stood. A nice video right? but why isn't this done for the Testificates months prior? there is no respect for them anymore, there is indeed a conspiracy.
There is no video posted by official Mojang media of the Newer Villagers taking the places of the old ones, the latter waving goodbye to the players as a sweet series finale style tribute, these Testificates were left in the dust and replaced silently. 
== Conversions, Reason for a coverup? ==
Conversion to V&P Villagers?
The conversion from Testificates to V&P depends on will and want.
During the war as far as sources from defectors, POWs were forcibly against their will to be converted into the V&P and Synths.
Those chosen to be Synths (The ones from Half Life) were painfully stripped of their organs and then slowly but surely converted into robotic, cyberatic synths.
Have you ever watched the original Doctor Who series and have known of the original Cybermen?
The conversions committed by the New Villager Empire are eerily similar to the Mondasian Cybermen conversions,
For the Testificates chosen to be converted into the V&P Villagers had their minds and memories erased, (Similar to the transhuman Combine soldiers in Half Life 2) and then brainwashed into becoming part of the NVE army.
This would have resulted in the NVE officials and Leaders standing trial before the UN human rights and the Geneva/Nuremberg trials.
I like to believe that NATO and the UN caught wind of the actions taking place throughout the world, they must’ve sent troops to document the actions of Edward J. Villager and his NVE V&P army, but those troops and UN/NATO ambassadors were soon rounded up and forced to work for the NVE. After bribing all the leaders of the UN/NATO, the NVE gained military support from them. This was a massive defeat for the Testificates and a huge win for the NVE, they could now hide the truth from public sight, and no one could bat an eye.
What followed was a month long span of terrible War Crimes beyond any ever committed in human history, Not even the Nazis, Japaneese, Vietcong and the US could ever commit a crime this horrible.
== Greed: ==
When this war started, the New Villager Empire, (An underground de-facto empire of the overworld expressing right-wing nationalism for the new Villagers) had to make sure the wrong group didn't see the crimes going on, so the war wasn't as massive as Vietnam or World War II, but it was sure bloody. 
None of this was ever televised or shown in Newspapers, if they did, Social Justice Unions would be crying out to Edward J. Villager and his clan of war criminals, The UN would turn against them, and support for the war would collapse, many of the leaders and troops, as well as the heads and higher ups at Mojang and Microsoft would be investigated and forced to ask embarrassing questions, Mojang and Microsoft would lose money via sanctions landed by the UN, and many would lose all their luxuries and wealth. Money is god to the ultrarich and greedy, and losing their god is worse than losing their lives, so it is by human nature that these greedy, evil people would end up finding themselves hiding the truth from plain sight. 
Had it become public knowledge that the Village & Pillage update is actually a coverup of a war, it would destroy the legitimacy of the United Nations and Mojang's care for the community, lawsuits would pour in from many civil rights organizations, millions of rich people would lose their luxuries and some may even have to go to jail, Nobody wants that, right? 
So these Villagers & Pillagers all came up with a grand plan of a scheme, they decided to erase all history of the Testificates and the villages, lock up everyone who had ever knew about the Testificates, and/or everyone who had lived or worked at the many villages, silence anyone who refused to work for the NVE, kill off the Testificates, and they came up with the brilliant plan to hide in open sight, of course, this plan meant the death of millions, but at least the evil people at Mojang, Microsoft, United Nations, NATO, The New Villager Empire, and all the world leaders can snuggle in their king sized beds and still buy all their new toys,
Money... 
With all the support they can get, The NVE could do whatever they wanted and all their actions would go unpunished.
For any organization, whether it be Disney and Fox, or Devsisters (The people who made Cookie Run) Rovio or EA, money is king, the promise of wealth for the once abused poor outcasts can corrupt even the most kindhearted sweetest person into a greedy selfish tyrant in a span even as little as a year. Elon Musk of Tesla is a huge and notable example.
The fear of losing their wealth and their “God” can turn into hatred and spite, so all the evil conspirators have their reasons to kill, murder, or even commit mass genocide on the very poor, it really shows the horrors of Capitalism (Not that Communism/Socialism is any better.)
The NVE and its conspirators show not even the slightest bit of remorse of their actions, the deaths and suffering of these poor souls are nothing to the greedy. Watching them die is nothing more than swatting a fly or trapping an annoying mouse.
The NVE is as evil as China, Nazi Germany and the DPRK.
== The Arch Illager, Dr. Trayaurus, and the coverup story: ==
Ever wondered whatever happened to Think’s Lab? DanTDM’s Mod Reviews with Dr. Trayaurus? No, they didn’t retire it for personal purposes, Dan and Thinknoodles were silenced by the NVE and the evil conspirators.
Dan was simply told to never do his mod series again, yes, he was able to keep Trayaurus, but it’s possible when he returns again (He reappeared in an SMP), he’ll be completely be flanderized and a shell of his former self.
Had he refused, he would be silenced and erased from history forever, this would be a big issue for the NVE. It's possible Dan became corrupted from his affiliation with the NVE, but who knows right? 
But for Think, it’s a darker conspiracy. 
Think was likely forced into submission by the evil conspirators and was forced to cancel his Minecraft series after he tried to whistle-blow the whole operation, He was forced to cancel Think’s Lab (Which had “Rebooted” in 2017, a year before the war) and was forced to erase Kevin, Dave, Juliet and Holly from his lineup of characters, this explains why his content has declined since 2018-2019, becoming a wasteland for cringe Roblox videos and god awful emoji videos that would make even a TikTok user retch. 
If Think had refused, he would be killed off and they’d cover up his death with false lies, they’d pull the wool over the eyes of the world, and we, the sheep, would be deceived by the NVE.  
The Arch Illager was simply created to further hide the truth and deceive the sheep that are the fans, most of them came after the V&P update.
The Minecraft Dungeons stories show the new V&P Villagers and only them, why? It’s to make a false lore of lies.
In the cutscene showing Archie’s backstory, the old Pre-V&P Villagers can be seen, but in the game, the newer ones are present.
The NVE and the evil conspirators needed to find a way to cover up the dead Testificates and the villages that have been raided or destroyed by nuclear warheads, so they came up with a story that was widely accepted by Minecrafters, The Testificates never existed, and if they did, they quote unquote “Peacefully” became the V&P villagers, they said that the raided villages were a result of the constant pillager raids led by the so called “Arch Illager.”
The Testificates being replaced by the new ones from cutscene to game is a horrible way to cover up the death of an entire race.
What do Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima have in common? Nothing! 
They never existed, they’re not real, they are merely a face to represent a company product. 
The Arch Illager isn’t canon to the main Minecraft game, he is merely a pawn and an exploit to hide the truth.   
== ERASURE FROM CANON ==
Or was he canon? 
The ever popular series “The Simpsons” was supposed to end in 2011 with a holiday special, it would’ve been a perfect end to a show that began with a holiday special (Unless you count the Tracey Ullman Shorts)
Holidays of Future Passed was supposed to be the canonical ending to the show, but the series went forward, and this sweet special got a god awful sequel that ruined what made the holiday special wonderful in the first place. 
The greedy suits at Fox simply erased the special from canon and labeled the characters that debuted, Zia, Jeff & Skippy, (Originally Kirk & Picard) as non-canon.
Yes, Zia, and Bart’s looney sons (Renamed for unknown reasons) eventually reappeared in Tapped Out, but merely as limited time characters.
One can argue that the episode isn’t canon because of the ages of the characters, but you’re the fool, if this was really supposed to be the finale, then the episode wouldn't take place in “2041” It would’ve been somewhere around 2020-21. 
The erasure of characters is similar to the Invasion & Revenge of the Cybermen designs in Doctor Who, The ‘75 Cyberleader was erased, and a helmet of his minions appears in the 9th Doctor era, (The 2005 revival,) The Earthshock Cybermen don’t get any recognition anymore, as if they were rejected after the original series ended. 
In the 12th Doctor era episodes like “The Doctor Falls,” the 1960s Mondasian Cybermen return, they appear with the Cybusmen and the 2013 Cybermen, but where are the ones from Invasion, Revenge & Earthshock? 
They were erased (They are in the far future after all, Revenge and Earthshock screams this) and only appear on very rare merch.
I could say the same for the Arch-Illager (Archie) if Minecraft Dudgeons is part of the story, than why are there one race Villagers in one scene, and another in the gameplay?
Just like the Cybernomads and Eathshock Cybermen, Just like the grandchildren of Homer and Marge, poor Archie was erased
=== Erasure of Testificates ===
Evil Edward J. Villager wanted to hide the war and get way with his crimes
If the erasure of characters from canon can do the trick, then making a cover up of a massive 6th extinction war can be as easy as a simple math question in Baldi’s Basics.  
Mojang erased all of the old robed villagers and instead, made the new ones appear as the true Villagers.
Element Animation’s Village & Pillage video is merely greedy corporate advertising to brainwash the youth.
You can’t create characters affiliated with the main cast and then erase them into the non canon status.
To say the Arch Illager isn’t canon is disgraceful,
To say Zia, Jeff & Skippy Simpson aren’t canon anymore is a travesty,
To say the Invasion, Revenge & Earthshock Cyberman don’t exist is redundant.
I’m not fangirling any of them, and maybe there's a point for Archie and The Simpsons grandchildren, but what’s the point of adding them to your story if you’re to say that they aren’t canon long after your story has been told?
They deserve more recognition, Disney & BBC may care, but Mojang and the NVE won’t.
The erasure of the Arch-Illager and the cutscenes adds to my conspiracy that the Testificate Villagers are all dead and gone.
== TO BE DEAD IN CANON OR TO BE DEAD IN NON CANON? ==
The smoking gun to this argument is that the Arch-Illager is alive and well by the end of the game, but in later media, he is absent. Is he dead? has the nuclear radiation from all the warheads took him as well?
There is a conspiracy that he is used as a face to hide the Testificates being dead, and Archie makes his only appearance in "Minecraft Dudgeons." 
There are many examples of plot holes in canon media.
Dr. Marvin Monroe is a more obscure character that makes major appearances in Season 1 & 2, but by Season 3, he makes less appearances until he is completely gone. 
The people behind The Simpsons claim he perished when he was "retired" in Season 7, and a tombstone of him is seen. 
However..
The staff later states that Marvin is alive and is "just really sick." 
And don't argue about that Treehouse of Horror short, as that has no canon status, Marvin Monroe is alive and kicking, waiting to make a return to the show. 
Now what does that have to do with Archie? Everything! He has been removed from the story, (at least in the DLC.) but he is alive. 
The decision to erase a decent well developed character from canon without coming up with a reason is a hideous and disgusting marketing move, BBC has their right to throw off the 70s & 80s Cybermen, because they are from the 26th century in Doctor Who canon, but when the character has just been known, there's no right. 
The NVE has fooled us, Minecrafters, deceived everyone, and they have hidden the truth from plain sight. 
== TOO BIG TO FAIL: ==
In 2008, “Too Big To Fail” entered the lexicon of America, popularized by the Bush Administration during the Great Recession. Big corporations lose money and become desperate, so bigger corporations and even world governments fund them so they can buy new toys. In affiliation with Microsoft, Mojang, the NVE, and the world governments, they are too big to fail, the only way to expose someone these days is by public shaming. 
Americans were able to convict Derek Chauvin after the killing of George Floyd, so why not the NVE? 
Remember, the NVE is supported by the UN and the world government, Edward J. Villager is too big to fail, or is he? 
The Nazis were increasingly powerful during World War 2, and they were able to commit mass genocide on the Jewish People, they failed to kill them all.
But Communist China is the most powerful nation, and they are committing genocide as well, will they fail? 
Will the NVE fail? We may never know.
If they are too big to fail, then the deaths of millions of Testificates don't even act as a speed bump or even a roadbock to the evil hooligans, the deaths of these poor souls don't stop or slow down the selfish attempts to make a quick buck off, Edward J. Villager is the greatest monster of all time 
But with TikTok and all of modern social media, you would think the conspirators would be caught in the act? No, but why? 
Money, it is the root of all evil, people can say they aren't greedy, but ensnare them in a promise of wealth, and they will listen like an entranced cartoon character, this is why nobody has leaked anything on WikiLeaks or even TikTok, the promise of new wealth is a great motivator for these unrighteous hooligans. a single threat of fines, jail and exposure are all the reason they need to lie, cheat, steal, and even murder. 
As I said before, for Mojang and the NVE to brush the suffering of millions of innocent Villagers is nothing, as long as capitalists can bribe, they can prevent themselves from being exposed 
== Nuclear Warheads & Environmental Damage: ==
Nuclear Bombs have always been feared amongst the population for many years, the fear of being wiped out by one can really scare the minds of everyone.
During the Cold War, both the US and USSR feared nuclear war and thus made sure that such an event would never take place, as relations between the two softened by the late 1980s, so did the fear of nuclear apocalypse as the first Cold War came to a close.
But what nobody knows is that a small-scale Nuclear War did in fact happen during the late 2010s that killed so many innocent Testificate lives, and even resulted in Human casualties, albeit minor.
The NVE didn’t want to use too many, as they knew if too much were used, everyone would find out, so the World Governments & Leaders, puppeted by the NVE, said that these were merely Nuclear Testing. 
The lies were so believable that the sheep of this moral world accepted this truth, and therefore the Nuclear Strikes and Aerial Bombings went on unnoticed, so many lives were taken from them, and no one batted an eye.
Luckily, there wasn't massive bombings, these strikes happened only in rural areas and they were only used monthly, but they sure packed a punch on the Testificate race, taking an estimated 100 million villager lives.
The resulting radiation spread across the world in very weak power, and reports of cancer went up the roof. 
Since no one knew of the radiation, these poor Testificates perished from cancer and jaundice, as they were treated as third world citizens. The evil conspirators simply let the cancers run their course.
The texture change in the Village & Pillage update is a result of the effects of radiation in the environment.
There are signs of decay, the grass seem a bit off color, the leaves look wrong, the cactus look unrealistic, and the animals texture looks wrong.
In the Village & Pillage trailer, the layout of the grass looks absolutely hideous, the sky is a spooky dark color over the normally blue sky, this cannot be a sunset, nor nighttime as the time is around the morning, and therefore is too early for such an event to occur. 
The trees look off-color and unrealistic, the leaves look like clay, and there are more signs of environmental damage the more you look at the trailer. 
The Update Aquatic trailer shows actual gameplay with the textures we know, meaning this was before the war broke out, and the resulting weird texture change.
In The Wanderous Journey, the Wandering Trader, seeking a place to trade, travels the snowy biome, the snow is unrealistic, even by Minecraft standards, meaning the snow the Trader and his Llama are breathing are actually leaking Radiation, and Nuclear Winter caused by a Nuclear Warhead, it is safe to assume that the Wandering Trader soon died from Radiation Poisoning after the trailer was filmed. 
There are also signs of deforestation (A common thing with radiation leakage) as the Wandering Trader approaches a Pillager Outpost. The grass appears to be losing color, and seems like it’s about to die, again, unrealistic snow falling as the Trader treks through the biome and trees appearing less often as the video progresses, this is the result of Nuclear Warfare and fallout. 
Again, off color trees, deforestation in both trailers, decay in the flesh of the animals and creatures that live, and the sky appearing normal in one direction, black and unnatural night-like in another, the landscape being raped with toxins are all too much evidence to believe that an update changed textures.
Element Animation’s “Villager & Pillager News,” “An Egg’s Guide 18,”  & “War,” are actually the last days of the Testificates, The Village they lived in was slowly dying from radiation leakage, cancer and jaundice were taking their toll on these Villagers, and the white robed Villager we see on the Villager News trailer is actually one of the last of his kind, and that he was in his final days, we are watching a dying villager on his last legs. 
Radiation seems to affect mental health too, as the white robed villager claims that he is getting the update, but he clearly hasn’t gone through a conversion. 
He is clearly suffering from brain damage and retardation, as he seems to act dumb around his friends, who have been “Upgraded.” 
It’s possible that this Villager has accepted that he will die, as he soon perishes from the cancer that finally takes him, peacefully. 
In “An Egg’s Guide,” & ``War'' the Testificates look healthier than their condition in 2019, the animation change in the trailers is actually the declining health that both races of Villagers undergo. Anyone who has seen the radiation effects on the soviet firefighters in Chernobyl can see blisters and spots on their skin, we see spots on the villagers, meaning they are melting and burning from these warheads and no one is coming to save them.
If this is true, then the trailers and animations were filmed before April-May 2019, when the update came out, “War” “Egg’s Guide” and the trailer were “released” in late 2019, but were filmed in 2018, the actual release date is to further cover up the war. 
What we are seeing is the rapidly declining health of the Testificates backwards, Starting from “An Egg’s Guide 18,” to Village & Pillager News, Element’s more recent Villager posts from 2020-2022 are animated facades to hide the truth.
The animation style in Element's "Villager & Pillager News" is reminiscent of season 1 of The Simpsons, take one look at the animation errors in The Simpsons, then in V&P News, it's impossible to replicate the style in "CGI" meaning these Villagers are dying from radiation sickness.
I believe the NVE agents stumbled upon "The Simpsons Conspiracy" (A Conspiracy that The Simpsons were real people that perished from a nuclear disaster) and that conspiracy inspired the evil, twisted minds of the NVE. of course, The Simpsons are animated, not real, and it'd be impossible to erase Springfield from history, but coverups are possible. so they likely took inspiration for their evil minds. 
Radiation effects released wantonly onto the environment can do some not so wonderful things, and this is more apparent on the Villagers themselves, these are Villagers (Both Old & New) suffering from radiation poisoning and other side effects.
Mojang & the NVE needed to cover up the effects, so they used the Texture “Update” as the false lie. 
Mojang claims that this “update” is to add more detail to the layout and make the environment look more life-like, I say otherwise.
The texture update is the effect from the radiation fallout from all the nukes always going off, not some texture tweak.
== Predictions & Destruction: ==
In this page, I will try to explain that they predicted the "war" and that Element's Villagers are all dead
The War may have been predicted by Element Animation himself, in “Villager News 4,” Villager Number 4 states that a “War” had broken out between them and the “Testificates,” 
The episode shows the war where it is apparent that the fighting is as realistic as the wars humans fought in real life, albeit everything is made of Villagers (tanks, guns, bullets, and even bombs.)
If they used actual weapons, Veterans would condemn the episode and the channel would’ve been disbanded.
Event Predictions are truly a scary thing, especially if the event is a real world tragedy, (Like 9/11.)
The Villager News prediction is nothing new, Americans know predictions are a thing because this has happened before, 
The Simpsons Predict.
The Simpsons, as I mentioned before, has predicted various real world incidents and tragedies, and even future inventions.
In “Lisa’s Wedding,” released in 1995, a fortune teller predicts Lisa’s future with a vision of Springfield in “2010” 
In that episode, Lisa contacts Marge via a screen time phone call that shows her mother’s face.
In a disturbing set of events, Apple Facetime came out the same year as Lisa’s “Future” (Skype came out in 2003, but it was nowhere compared to facetime.)
The Metaverse was predicted twice,
First in the obscure 1997 Simpsons game, “Virtual Springfield” and it's Itchy & Scratchy cartoon cutscene, 
Itchy rams a computer disk tray on Scratchy, before putting his brain on the computer, Itchy controls Scratchy for a while before “deleting” it, causing the latter’s head to explode. Then, in the aforementioned 2011 holiday special “Holidays of Future Passed,”
Lisa seeks Zia by using the Ultranet for herself, 
The setup of the Ultranet itself is eerily similar to the Metaverse.
The Itchy cartoon may have predicted the corporate use of the Metaverse itself, that it is brainwashing people to buy crypto, that’s the pyramid prediction, Holidays of Future Passed predicted the main Metaverse’s futuristic façade itself.
Skinner, Bart and Homer get infected by a virus via package from Asia in a 1993 episode, a disturbing prediction of the Coronavirus pandemic. 
The Simpsons are a mastermind of predictions, so much that even Disney+ puts a list of episodes in “The Simpsons Predict.”
The Doctor may have also taken the slice of predictions, as the Cybermen are a warning of our future, the life supports the cybermen have are slowly becoming a real thing, and if we become dependent on technology, will we become like them?
In Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, Makarov claims that Russia would seize Europe even if it must stand on a wasteland. Seemingly predicting the Invasion of Ukraine, and Evil Vladimir Putin’s intentions. 
Back on the subject of the Minecraft war, The War being predicted by a silly children’s cartoon about Minecraft Villagers is a horrible, horrible, scary thing.
The Villagers in Villager News are dead, and the ones we see from Elements newer videos are merely fake actors to hide the rotting corpses.
Testificate Man? Dead!
Villager Number 4? Deceased!
Number 9? All Dead and Rotting!
The Villager News people were slowly dying from radiation poisoning, cancer, and other unruly diseases. 
You can see the change in their appearance, In Villager & Pillager news, their skin looks brighter and unnatural, The sky seems off color and LSD-like bright.
Then they seem to appear less often, Element’s video progress has slowed, Yes, The Pandemic can be blamed, and no, he isn’t slacking, but it’s obvious that the characters seem to suffer from flanderization, as the 60 minute short seems off character for our favorite Villagers.
== Conclusion: ==
While evil seems to have gotten their way, we must understand that there is people who had accepted their fate, The White Robed Villager knows that his race is dying, and instead of wasting his life fighting a unstoppable New Villager Empire, he uses the last days of his life to the fullest. Same can be said for Villager Number 4, 9, and Testificate Man, they didn’t bother wasting their lives attempting to sue the conspirators crammed in courtrooms trying to bankrupt a seemingly unstoppable power.
They don’t seem to be disturbed by their decaying health and their declining race, these Villagers go about their days like nothing ever happened. 
Yes, some fought back, but these were those who wasted their lives.
The reason E. Jake Villager or the conspirators didn’t try to kill or capture the Villager News people, because they are well known, Element’s videos are official Minecraft content after all, they let them live. 
Unlike the victims of the war, These last Testificates are using their remaining time in happiness and peace.
Maybe my theory is false, and maybe there is a bigger, more light hearted story to the Testificates, but you’re the judge. There might be evidence against this that may save the reputation of the NVE.
Live and live well, don’t bother worrying about the past or future, worry about today.
The NVE over worried about their future, and thus they turned into a 21st century Democratic Kampuchea, Mojang may be the NVE’s main workers, and there are sociopaths who don’t care about the deaths of Testificates, but the main people (Jeb, Notch, etc) are kind hearted, Blame Microsoft and corporate Mojang, not them.
They are the reasons the evil NVE and United Nations couldn’t kill the last surviving Testificates. Yes, they did this to hide the truth, but it was also to make sure the Villager News crew died peacefully.
Death is inevitable, there’s nothing you can do to stop it, even if you become “Immortal” death will come to collect you one way or another. 
Use your life to the fullest, avoid the evil that corrupts you, be who you want to be, and chase your dreams, don’t let anyone stop you.
Ironically, we can thank the NVE for this message. 
The Village & Pillage trailers were meant to hide a war, but they inadvertently show the Testificates in a positive light. 
This “Live and live well” message can be taken from the extinction of Testificates, and the destruction of the nostalgia filled villages.
Holidays of Future Passed is the happy ending for America’s Favorite Family, and Element Animation is the peaceful ending for Sweden’s favorite NPCs. 
Thank you Mojang, Thank you New Villager Empire, and all you evil world leaders & money hungry pigs, for this moral of a message.
All you monsters will fall knowing you made humanity advance into a new age.
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