Anne's Story Collection (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

==Anne Wraparound 1==
Crowd Cheers
Anne: "Welcome to Anne's story collection! I was revered as one of the best writers in Gaia City Educational Center. Here I am back in the story making business I call..."
Oliver: he drum rolls
Anne: "THE REPEATED SOUND TRILOGY!"
The crowd boos at Anne
Anne: "Oh, you think I could've named it better? Well, I couldn't come up with anything better."
Glass Frog: "Oh. The others names would be disastrous, so..."
Crowd Cheers
Anne: "Let's just get on with the story about my friend Curd."
==Frantic Antics==
Anne: "Today we see the rabbit Curd
She is in the bathroom excreting some turd."
Crowd: "Yuck!"
Anne: "But for this day she was just getting ready
Because she's ready to keep today from just being steady."
Curd: "Time for a fantastic day today!
I hope Mom and I don't get into a fray!
Well, at least one where we just argue
I want something more chaotic!
Ricotta, I don't really know about you,
But do you want my Metal Virus jokes to sound robotic?"
Ricotta: "Well, I guess it would really fit your topic
But none of those jokes will give you a vacay to the tropics."
Cream: "Hey, Curd and Ricotta! I made some pancakes!
But fruits and egg sandwiches you'll also take!"
Curd; "Wow, Mom! You are so great at baking all these!
You deserved to own your café to serve customers with such ease!"
Anne: "Curd ate a lot without needing to be too polite
However, she wasn't too rude, so that wasn't much of a red light."
Curd: she eats a lot of things with her hands
Ricotta: "Oh, Curd, oh, Curd, please be polite."
Curd: "If you do that with a sandwich, you ain't that bright."
Cream: "OK, now, kids, please, let's not fight-"
Curd: "Or else your love for us might have some blights?"
Cream: "Hey, Curd! You know I unconditionally love you!"
Curd: "Me too, Mom, but we weren't meaning to argue."
Ricotta: "Are you ready, Curd? Are you ready, Curd?"
Curd: "Yes, Ricotta, my comedic genius won't be blurred!" she runs to the stage
Anne: "I... don't know how to rhyme this one."
Silence
Red Panda: "Oh come on! It was just getting fun!"
The crowd cheered
Anne: "Wow! Incredible! You won the audience!
In addition to that, you stopped the ambience.
Moving on, Curd went to the stage!
Nobody minded it wasn't someone of age
Performing an act, a comedic one at that
And she had a gown and a pure white hat!"
Curd's Rap Plays
Curd: "Hello guys, Curd the Rabbit rapping!
I hope while you listen to this your feet are tapping!
I am an orange rabbit with a great sense of humor,
When I say that, there is no rumor!
Decided to do jokes before deciding to do this
But my rapping will slap hard, so do not miss!"
Ricotta: "Oh, come on, Mom! Please do not cringe!
I don't want your disapproval to make Curd unhinged!"
Cream: "Well I will make sure she isn't sad
That with that song I am not glad!"
Curd; "Hey, you're my Mom! You should be a better parent!
Cause your flaws in being one are so apparent."
Cream: "Well, you're great, Curd! Just keep on going!
Your dad will be happy and glowing knowing
That you have become a really great rapper
And you're using us to get some clappers!"
Curd: "Ain't I very, very clever?
I have no urge to stop whatsoever!
Well that's what I thought before I knew it ruins any song
To make it very, really, extremely, insufferably long!"
Curd's Rap Ends
Crowd Cheers
Curd: she gets a leaf blower and blows dust at Cream's face "I am always in the spirit
To make people laugh and not really fear it."
Cream: "I fear it a lot.
What is your next plot?"
Curd: "I'll make jokes about the Metal Virus
And those jokes will hit a bull's iris!"
Cream: "No. This is where I make my stand.
I tolerate your rap, but you've crossed the line.
These aren't jokes that are bad because they're bland,
The number of suffering people from that epidemic has only nines."
Curd: "Nines? What do you mean only nines?"
Cream: "All digits contain nine, so that is a sign."
Curd: "Mom, what is that a sign of?"
Cream: "A sign that your jokes might be against love."
Curd: "Are we just rhyming for no reason?"
Cream: "The point is if you joke about it, you're committing treason!"
Curd: "I'm just going to go pack my bags away from this stage
Thought my audience asks more of them, but my jokes would make them rage."
== Anne Wraparound 2 ==
Anne: "And that's how Curd learned that that antic can get frantic."
The Crowd Cheered for Anne
Anne: "Now for my next story... here's a story about people from another world in the same universe as ours! I present to you... AN ORDINARY AMAZING DAY!"
Crowd Cheers
Anne: "I'm using assonance."
==An Ordinary Amazing Day==
Peach: "Milo and Papaya, you are my kids, and I love you for improving my kingdom's technology!"
Milo: "I don't think, I know Mario would LOW-ve this."
Papaya: "Forced assonance by pronouncing a word incorrectly."
Milo: "We are both building a rocket ship, today!"
Lana, Dahlia, Paul, and Pamela arrive
Paul: "I, Pamela, Dahlia, and Lana are here to make sure you have a rocket ship that can really take us to outer space."
Milo: "Some small spaceships will help us race in outer space, no need for rocket ships aside from the one we need to contain the small ships that will help us race in outer space and make sure the fray happens in the first place."
Papaya: "Not even the sky can limit us, since we made many ships to space, making we geniuses think that the universe the limit, which is obviously correct."
The gang goes to the rocket ship and flies to outer space
Anne: "This is a hard one to write, but I just decided this story becomes so bad it's good to appeal to more people's tastes. Am I right about saying this is hard to write and that it's so bad it's good?"
Audience Members: they sleep
Anne: "I'm going to make it silent mode. Two assonance syllables for you! Or should I say silly-bles!"
The team goes to outer space
Kirby: he flies on a Warp Star
Milo: he grabs onto Kirby's star "Hey, guys, it's Kirby and his warp star, or, well, gals. At least I had assonance because I had 2 syllables that make the a sound, and at least this sentence is full of assonance."
Kirby: "Poyo!"
Ristar: he flies
Milo: "Ristar suddenly rises from the graveyard of video games, Papaya. Double assonance, but let's try beating a shooting star, or, actually, TWO shooting stars!"
All of them race, but the space pod users lose and Kirby wins
Milo: "That was quick, but I didn't want to make this story so boring, so let's just end it here."
== Anne Wraparound 3 ==
Anne: "Wow! My story is confusing!"
Audience Member: "Yes, it is. It's too fast paced. The assonance gimmick shouldn't have been there."
Anne: "Oh. Well, that's just one dud. Nobody is perfect. However, everybody, here's the last story in my collection! I have saved the best for last. And the easiest one to write too. Ladies and gentlemen, a warm round of applause for my last story for the day!"
The crowd cheers
== Time To Orchestrate Some Troublesome Events ==
Swift: "Hello, everyone! We are Swift, Ava, and Mia, and we are here to sell licenses to be Eggman fans, because I heard they cost a heap of cash, enough to make the perfect profit that gives us room to supply and can give in to demand."
Ava: "That's the equilibrium, and that's important if you want to give in to the many customers waiting for their Eggman Fan Licenses, while still making enough of a profit so that you can get the money you need."
Sonic and Amy: "Swift! Ava! Mia! We saw what you're doing!"
Swift: "We're just selling fantastic fan licenses that let people like or love villains."
Mia: "Even I know that's stupid, Swift, and I'm six!"
Amy: "You are in so much trouble, you three!"
Swift, Ava, and Mia: "Run! Jinx, because we shouldn't talk and focus only on running away!" they run away from Sonic and Amy
Amy: "Sonic, I'm not as fast as you are, so go without me, speedy blur!"
Sonic: he uses Boost to run through the city
Swift, Ava, and Mia: "We really have to run when we have to feel their rage, but when they're really angry, we really have to be running!"
Sonic: "You haven't developed the speed you need to outrun me."
Swift: he shoots ice beams at Sonic
Ava: she brings out two hammers and puts them on her quills and they shoot out fire, bringing her, Swift, and Mia away
Sonic: "You're good, but I'm great."
Ava: "I know this chase is going to be terribly troublesome. At least for us."
Mia: "Think what I'm thinking, thoughtful big skin and blister?"
Ava: "This one I think will be too easy and too foolproof." she brings out her hammer and swings in advance
Sonic: he got hit by the hammer and got sent to a building
Ava: "Remember that the one who chose to chase you for a cheesy reason can be hit when you swing in advance, if his speed is ridiculously high."
Swift: "Let's never stop selling these."
The crowd cheered for Anne
Anne: "Thank you, thank you. And now for the next guest, Susan Spencer!"
The End!
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