Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition/Episode 1 Transcript

This is the transcript for episode 1 of Screen Gems "S from Hell" Logo Bloopers BS44 Edition.
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==Full Transcript==
Putrid Pizza Gems
Microsoft Mike: Putrid Pizza Gems?
Microsoft Mary: Your shoppin's gone rotten! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Shoccoli Gems
LH Michael: Shoccoli Gems?
LH Michelle: It's a pooper food, not a super food!
Microsoft Sam: Scottyyyyyyyyyyy!
R.O. Scotty: You bellowed, Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
R.O. Scotty: Sorry 'bout that. 
Microsoft Sam: You better show the Screen Gems S from Hell logo. Ok?
DaveMadson: And heeeeeeeeeere we go!
Rotten Egg Gems
Microsoft Mike: Eww! Rotten Egg Gems?
Microsoft Mary: That's so disgusting!
Microsoft Anna: I'm going to pass out!
DaveMadson: Don't worry, I'll spray this room with Lysol!
All: Phew!
Microsoft Sam: THERE SHOULD BE A FUCKING SCREEN GEMS S FROM HELL LOGO, NOT ROTTEN EGG FROM GROSSERY GANG! PLEASE FIX IT NOW!
Sticky Soda Gems
LH Michael: Sticky Soda Gems?
LH Michelle: Don't drink this soda, or it'll get your fingers sticky.
Squirrel Girl: True.
Microsoft Sam: Squirrel Girl, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in Marvel, not 
with us!
Squirrel Girl: DaveMadson, fix the freakin' Screen Gems S from Hell logo!
DaveMadson: Okay, okay, okay!
Dodgey Donut Gems
Speakonia Male #2: From the half-baked bakery, comes Dodgey Donut!
Speakonia Male #3: A tasty treat!
Speakonia Male #4: Yuck, I don't want to eat that donut!
Trash Head Gems
Microsoft Sam: Eww, I don't want that stinky trash can!
R.O. Scotty: Me either!
Microsoft Sam and R.O. Scotty: Uh.. oh.. barfing.. in.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1..
Microsoft Sam: Blablablablablablabla!
R.O. Scotty: Blablablablablablablabla!
Meanwhile, after DaveMadson and Squirrel Girl washed out Microsoft Sam and R.O. Scotty's mouth. (And not with Lifebuoy this time)
DaveMadson: Due to MicrosoftSquirrel Land's strict laws about using Lifebuoy, I used something else.
Squirrel Girl: What is it?
DaveMadson: It was Listerine!
Microsoft Sam and R.O. Scotty: We're sorry!
Fungus Fries Gems
Microsoft Mike: Yummy potatoes!
Microsoft Mary: Those aren't yummy potatoes, they're rotten potatoes!
Microsoft Mike: Blablablablablablabla!
Microsoft Sam: That's so yucky! I'm out of here!
When Microsoft Sam left to go to his house because he thinks the fries were gross, so Josh Chomik from computernerd01 took Sam's place.
Josh Chomik: Hi everyone, I'm Josh, and I'm from computernerd01 in New Jersey!
LH Michael: Nice to meet ya!
LH Michelle: Enjoy your stay until Microsoft Sam returns.
Josh Chomik: Now let's fix this S from Hell Screen Gems logo.
Squished Banana Gems
Speakonia Male #2: I'm interested in fruit.
Speakonia Male #3: The world's nastiest banana.
Speakonia Male #4: Yup.
Microsoft Sam: I'm back.
Josh Chomik: Why?
Microsoft Sam: It's not Squished Banana Gems! Scotty, do you know what goes here?
R.O. Scotty: Yes, but stop letting me act like a second-grader!
Microsoft Sam: It's the S from Hell Screen Gems logo that belongs here!
R.O. Scotty: I didn't put Squished Banana Gems here!
Microsoft Sam: You did too!
R.O. Scotty: I did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
Microsoft Sam: Did too!
R.O. Scotty: Did not!
R.O. Scotty: Fuck you, Sam!
Microsoft Sam: Fuck you, Scotty!
DaveMadson: Please stop guys!
Squirrel Girl: You are getting on people's nerves!
Microsoft Sam: We're sorry!
R.O. Scotty: I'm so sorry about this!
Josh Chomik: Aw forget it, let's end this episode right now.
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