Skating Retards

==Plot==
Peter, Joe, Cleavland, Quagmire, Phineas, Owen, Trent, Duncan, Ferb, Tyler, Geoff, Ezekiel, DJ, Flapjack, Spongebob and Courtney parody the show, Jackass. Chowder, Brian, Gwen, Izzy and Schnitzel are watching. First, Phineas has to watch gross stuff you don't want to know with Cleavland (In a blue ranger suit) watching him. Result? Sperm all over the place! Then Peter and Courtney play 7 Minutes in Heaven, which develops a relationship between the two. This makes Duncan a little jealous. The last stunt later on is to ride a car down a big skyscraper. All but Trent, Ezekiel and Tyler jump out of the car with parachutes, killing them.
===Deaths===
*Phineas splatters sperm all over, killing him.
*Spongebob blows up in the roller-fireworks stunt.
*Joe drowns in a lake.
*Trent, Ezekiel and Tyler die due to a accident in the car stunt.
*Schnitzel shoots himself.
==Stunts==
*Phineas has to watch something gross on his phone while in a elevator.
*Peter puts fireworks on Spongebob's roller skates to boost speed.
*Peter and Courtney play 7 Minutes in Heaven.
*Joe rides off a ramp into a lake.
*Peter digs up Owen's and Courtney's asses.
*The gang drives a car off a skyscraper.
==Characters==
*Peter
*Brian
*Joe
*Cleavland
*Quagmire
*Flapjack
*Spongebob
*Phineas
*Ferb
*Owen
*Gwen
*Izzy
*Duncan
*Courtney
*Trent
*Geoff
*DJ
*Tyler
*Ezekiel
*Chowder
*Schnitzel
==Trivia==
*This episode parodys Jackass and Joe's ramp stunt references to Nitro Circus.
*The Peter-Courtney Relationship is made at the kissing stunt.
*This has more men than women.
*What Phineas was watching is shown in the uncensored version.
==Quotes==
*Peter: (After the elevator starts going down) Wait for it... (A splat is heard)
Phineas: Ahh! (The elevator goes up and the elevator door opens showing Phineas and Cleavland. There is sperm all over the elevator)
Peter: Oh, my god!
Quagmire: Oh, how the hell?!
Cleavland: It wasn't me!
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