Paul Bunyan

Paul Bunyan battled Johnny Appleseed in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 38. He was played by Justin Buckner but voiced by Zander Kanack.
==Information on the Rapper==
Paul Bunyan is a giant lumberjack in American folklore. His exploits revolve around the tall tales of his superhuman labors, and he is customarily accompanied by Babe the Blue Ox. The character originated in the oral tradition of North American loggers and was later popularized by freelance writer William B. Laughead (1882–1958) in a 1916 promotional pamphlet for the Red River Lumber Company. He has been the subject of various literary compositions, musical pieces, commercial works, and theatrical productions. His likeness is displayed in several oversized statues across North America.
There are many hypotheses about the etymology of the name Paul Bunyan. Much of the commentary focuses on a Franco-Canadian origin for the name. Phonetically Bunyan is similar to the Québécois expression "bon yenne!" expressing surprise or astonishment. The English surname Bunyan derives from the same root as bunion in the Old French bugne, referring to a large lump or swelling. Several researchers have attempted to trace Paul Bunyan to the character of Bon Jean or Tit Jean of French Canadian folklore.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
Ey, chapman! You won't survive this pain that I'm bringing,
How can you win? I cut Appletrees for a living!
Stop lumber-jacking off and focus, I'm manly as hell!
You're a nurse, maggot, do you fondle with your apples as well?
On my way to victory, and this fool is on my route,
Punching his face so many times, he'll turn as red as his fruit!
I'm a giant, don't you see? Your love of apples is just weird,
This ass-whooping will be almost greater than my majestic beard!
You discovered apple trees? Just go to the store!
Beef with a lumberjack and get scattered on the floor!
I'm like an onion, bringing tears out this little funyan, 
Shoving my axe up your ass, so you'll remember the name Bunyan!
===Verse Two:===
You're just a pioneer queer who I'll slice to bits!
I'll take that pan off your head and smash your face with it!
You chose not to marry because you'd take the spirits as your wives?
Good luck, chump! You pretty much just wasted your whole life!
You better pray that you win, and run back to your New Church!
I'll drop apple bombs 'til you turn into the nothing that your worth!
By the time I'm done with you, you'll just be Johnny Applejuice!
You're the true fruit, bitch! I'll be sure to leave you the bruise!
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 3
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Category:Justin Buckner
Category:Zander Kanack
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