Job Opportunities for a Real Cut-Up

Job Opportunities for a Real Cut-Up is an Ad question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"For what job would you place the following classified ad?"
===Question===
HELP WANTED: SINGERS. If you're male, like high notes, demand free post-op care, don't mind getting pudgy, never want to worry about having kids, this is for you. No equipment required.
===Choices===
1. bass player
2. alto
3. castrati
4. soprano
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Bass player? Uh, did you see that word… 'singers' up there?"
2. sound clip
3. "In the 17 century, castrati were male singers castrated to preserve their prepubescent voice."
4. sound clip
===Answer Quote===
"And you thought your boss was demanding."
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