Billy/Willie

"Billy/Willie" is the first segment of the eighth episode of Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer.
==Synopsis==
Zartran returns to swindle an old lady out of her treasure by getting Billy to pose as her long-lost nephew Willie.
==Plot==
After getting kicked out of another establishment, con artists Zartran and Gumbrump are forced to eat shoes again. Their luck changes when a notice for the return of a missing nephew named Willie to an Aunt Agnes appears and learn that they will be awarded a great treasure if they do so. Willie bares a striking resemblance to Billy Dilley and they quickly recruit him. Zartran dresses Billy up and convinces him that they are doing a good deed by making Aunt Agnes happy when in actuality they are trying to steal the treasure for themselves. They arrive at the house and meet Aunt Agnes, an elderly lizard woman, who despite noticing that Billy is fatter than Willie nevertheless is convinced that he is her nephew.
Zartran tries to get the treasure from Aunt Agnes, but Billy suggests that they hang out with her, much to her delight. They start by playing "ring around the barbarian" and wrap ribbons around Zartran. Later, they play "paint the barbarian" and paint Zartran pink and give him bunny ears, resulting in a raptor chasing him down and attempting to devour him. As he recuperates, Billy reveals that he has been having fun with Aunt Agnes this whole time. Zartran gets fed up and tries to leave, but is brought back by the aroma of pecan pie which he happily devours.
Feeling remorse for his actions, Zartran reveals that he was trying to con Aunt Agnes, only for her to reveal that she is "the fuzz" and has been trying to arrest him this whole time. Billy arrives just in time to knock out Aunt Agnes, but she had already called the cops on the two and they are taken to "jale". Gumbrump is revealed to also have been arrested, but managed to steal Aunt Agnes' treasure which is a piggy bang containing a family album, which Zartran and Billy happily declare is the greatest treasure. They both look through it and share a laugh with Gumbrump and the police.
==Cast==
*Aaron Springer as Billy Dilley
*Travis Willingham as Gregory P. Zartran
*Kevin Michael Richardson as Gumbrump
*Mary Jo Catlett as Aunt Agnes
==Trivia==
*Marsha and Zeke are absent from this episode.
*Zartran's full name is revealed to be Gregory P. Zartran and he is apparently a wanted con man.
*Despite knowing full well that he was a con artist previously, Billy does not have any issue helping Zartran.
Category:Billy Dilley's Super-Duper Subterranean Summer episodes