DESPICABLE HEIST

Despicable Heist is a film score and the 28th track on the Smurfs: The Enchanted Quest soundtrack composed by Heitor Pereira for 6 minutes and 1 second. It covers the final battle at Lord Balthazar's castle (Scenes 25-27).
= PLOT =
Meanwhile, Agent Smurf arrives at the hilltop castle arena grounds as a featured inspirational text subtitle reads: Lord Balthazar's Castle with a three hundred and sixty degree loop as Lord Balthazar gets out of his bed as he snores and yawns loudly with his alarm clock beeping in a jiffy with a glum look on his face and his fingers in his ears, leaving him dejected, which causes him to walk around the castle grounds like a zombie with his haunted crooked false teeth grinding in a pinch as he looks desertedly through a hasty replica of the replaceable telescope using his own version of sign language to find out what had happened to Smurfblossom because she didn't come like she was told to do, due beyond the amazing response that cleared his throat quickly because she was wasting her time as he roughly bothered paying her no attention to summon her there to easily kill him, which lurches powdery steam all over his pulse as he gets soap in his eyes from doing a barrel roll, due the gushing pitch of the handle bar as Hefty Smurf flexes with his heart tattoo bulging outward as he kisses it after feeling devastated during the era when Smurfette deviously raised her voice at him as it echoed throughout the forest world. Smurfette presses random buttons as she monitors the irrational results through noble multiplying skills as her novelty thoughts drifted away, causing a boulder to fall on her head. She felt like a royal hero after being speechless over the potential devotion that redemped the digital surround sound. The extraordinary development causes him to improve the isolation of his own discombobulated deception. Smurfette decides to resign as her stomach grumbles nervously as she mutters to her with rare pushbacks that boycotted the other hunchback smurfs because of the signaling structure interfering with her sensor by insisting that Smurfblossom had to be redirected about the inhabited plan because a piranha was chomping on her hand, due to her useless muffled brain, but she repelled the emptiness out of her own alternative ability by being able to fix the unstoppable crime because she was not the only one, making Smurfette postpone the plan without her screwing it up by hanging around and goofing off for her own sake of wisdom and knowledge, but was careless about the baldness on Gargamel's head as a ashamed getaway in her system of accounting the amount of money that she gave to sell her for charity with a couch gag to eliminate the sweeping spotlight that caused her to get eager for acting like a total loser, which causes her to act like a troublemaking kid in a couped up tropical candy store on a steep slope with the remaining Amazonian smurfs cruising along the ocean water with a tarp as they squeal with joy as she squeezes Smurfette tightly, making her ill and queasy for gobbling up too many smurfberries to solve the immortal problem by acting like protagonist for proof of a pro. She used up all of the combined girl power because Lord Balthazar was getting on her last and final nerve. Weepy Smurf was given a tissue to clean out his nose. Smurfette knew the decorative difference between right and wrong to exchange his bossy point, landing her in a depth of hot water, making the invisible delivery a recipe for disaster. She wanted to be treated like a beauty queen in her own description by approaching him kindly asking Lord Balthazar to stop antagonizing him as time passed by to be crowded as she waited for the infiltration as she rambunctiously rambled on as she rolled her eyes at him to improvise the implied thermostat infringement that was introduced. She didn't want to see anything that had to do with him in her life, due to the realization that she was her turn to take something back as she cracked her back against a wrecked concrete barrier with irritated time on her hands to know that anger wasn't always going to be the answer to stop him from holding her hostage. Smurfette had to emancipate the imbecile with irrelevant irregularities, but finds out that Lord Balthazar cheated and suffered the death penalty. He was impressed with his interesting plan after eating a continental breakfast of dead meat from the castle well. The plan took him all day to figure out the investigation with the trash talking smurfs as he gets down to business by cutting the smurfs off with ninja stars as they scale the castle to wow Gargamel with his plot to kill the smurfs when they come to save Smurfette from him and take her back to the village where they belong because she was a friend of theirs, but they were in the need of help when she threw a bawling tantrum at the castle's dungeon and got held hostage in the hands of Lord Balthazar by tying her up on the rooftop satellite of the castle, so that she could starve to her death. A concerned purple smurf slips on a thin banana peel as he guards the castle gate on the outside with a key in his mouth to keep as a secret as he whistles the smurf theme song when it slips from his grasp as an obsessive black smurf arrives with a bruised black eye as he drops his shackles into an abandoned mineshaft with a devilicious smirk when a tree gets sliced in half with a mangled chainsaw that posted speechless rumors being spread about him, which runs low on fuel and made from a masked decoy having a playful visit as he treats it badly by strangling it as he pokes its ugly butt, causing it to laugh excitedly with glee, making the aquirrment impossible to rewind the chatty cassette involvement tape as Wild Smurf scampers away because Lord Balthazar has gone too far with his riches of buried national treasure to lure the charming smurfs into a stupid trap of betrayal that squeaks with a tape measure at the tallest peak of the divergent plate. It was an invalid hacked data breach login update that lunges them into a squishy family squabble display as his duty. Smurfette was utterly nothing without the essence of her adorable crush, Smurfblossom because she acted incorrectly like a horrific fool to feel the powerful love in her heart, so Smurfblossom could listen to her by skipping the phase of her plan when she discovered that Lord Balthazar owned her as he throws knives at her that miss her by inches of her hair under her affection, meaning that she was busted with lots of sadness, but was lucky to still be alive with the photograph of her and Smurfblossom by Snappy to remember that love hurts, but Smurfblossom's youth was jolly and she needed her help to rescue her, but she had to get some things to settle off of her plate because she was running out of ideas because every single thing she touched just gets ruined because Smurfblossom has been partying way too much by pumping up the music with the pressure building up so high, so she had to keep an eye on her because she knew that she couldn’t risks doing it alone, which gives her enough time to think about jumping to conclusions during the silent treatment as she scratches her head because Smurfblossom was a very important part of her life that separated them from their compliment friendship because she could tell that was really reliable when she tells her that she was the worst friend that she had ever known in her whole life with no one to protect her from real danger as a chill runs rapidly up her spine, making them come face to face with the impaled tart pixie dust syringe. Smurfette was determined to majorly change her mind because she had faith in her, which could cost tons of damage, including the clogged toilet. During the periods of time, Gargamel studies the classified the extintive identity theft of Smurfy Grove. The villainous Lord Balthazar pleads as he makes the smurfs handle him, so that they would suffer the seizing consequences. She was highly frightened about him showing the Smurfalator mixture of illegal alcohol as a sample that completed his experiment before it could be put into action because it drove her mad, but her popular wish didn't come true because she was a superstar, due to her prensent life being put in jeopardy to survive, but she was too exhausted to think about her love glowing in the dark with a taste of victory by knowing that she couldn't communicate or complete with her because importance is what mattered to her the most as she tried to wipe her blues away, but she still couldn't believe that Lord Balthazar was going to rule the world by increasing his infinite intelligence to export the smurfs statically, due to the weight of the lame cage with a lodging savage attack because he was a phony thug for a wanted fraud. Lord Balthazar was up to his old tricks again by erasing her mind because she wasn’t a real smurf, so he uses her to return the favor with a lie detector test, since Smurfblossom empowered her with too much love when she sang her heart out as it raced without missing a single beat as if she had the most glorious time of her own life. Smurfblossom walks out of the blazing inferno and was srverely worried sick about Smurfette's passion being held hostage, Smurfblossom runs as rapidly as her own legs could carry her with the miscalculations from the crazy idea popped into her head as she hesitates. She was in a big hurry to take cover, but was hot on Lord Balthazar's trail as she stares at the map’s path and picks up the last smurfberry from Farmer Smurf's vegetation field as she triumphantly marches up the two story stairway as her heart angrily skips a beat as it beats faster as her blood boils when she arrives on Sunny at Lord Balthazar's castle with her spy suit in camouflage mode through a portal by the crack of dawn with the stolen, gripping, golden, and glowing torch and uses a grappling hook to get to the pole at the top to save Smurfette, who was tied up tightly to the flagpole, which gets struck by lightning with her mouth taped shut, making her mumble as her heart sank, leaving her heartbroken, DJ Smurf talking to her on a headset with his music demo crackling in the background as he sways to it, which gives him a stammering headache as he braces for impact with rosy cheeks by telling him that they were doomed for mayhem as they break free from the deputation, due to the decision of their very own deposition. Discovering that there was no other way out, Grandpa Smurf, who was in a wheelchair, hacks into the airlock access passage escape route, but the garage to the tunnel closes as a portal nearly sucks up Smurfette as Smurfblossom pulls her out in the nick of time as they witness the bustling blast of nature's fury. Lord Balthazar barges into the area as Gargamel tries to shut it down and abandon the castle before the oil tanker explodes, but his attempt to stop it fails, causing sparks from the curved wire socket to electrocute him as a cloud of clear black smoke billows from its exhaust, causing an explosive fireball from the malfunction as Smurfstorm storms in and struggles to inhaled breathe for air from the stinky cheese from the kitchen sink. She couldn't help herself as Smurfette leans in on her as she shoves her aside and back all over again with bits of twisted metal from the killer landslide rolls over them. Smurfette wanted her and Smurfblossom’s lives in the fast lane by stinging like a beamer. Hefty throws the throne outside as he loses his temper and patience to entertain the other smurfs Smurfblossom lets her guard down by mistake and holds on tight to Smurfette for dear life when they suddenly notice that the password door was out of order, due to a delayed generator explosion as Sunny screeches to search for any signs of life as Smurfblossom walks out on a supported telephone wire like a tightrope, but loses her balance and tries to catch her breath in order for Lord Balthazar to take over the world with her smurfy clan without mentioning their disguises as disappear out of sight, even though Smurfette was hypnotized after being defended from the adventure of nonstop fun because nothing was gonna stop her from getting caught in the act with evasive action as a report, which took her too long to write. Smurfette tells Smurfblossom to stay in the detached car, while she goes after Balthazar as she taps her shoulder. Reporter Smurf's helicopter hovers over the scene on the helipad of the castle grounds with a hoist to pull them to safety during the emotional moment as Lord Balthazar vows to get his revenge on them by having them prepare for a front row seat for sudden death, leaving Smurfette flabbergasted when it occurred to Smurfheart that he brought Sassette along with him after her breakdown. Flying Smurf clips one of the plane's wings as it nosedives into a tailspin as it loses altitude and runs aground into a real live statue as Tuffy Smurf slips on a treadmill as Lord Balthazar demands that he stops by transferring to the good side as he growls mightily. Gargamel tries to pet Azrael, but the cat angrily attacks him by ruining his new useless hairstyle in the process as Lord Balthazar scrapes his head along the table. The rest of the smurfs arrive with other weapons by chanting Smurfette's name to help them escape by planning a sneak attack as a despicable heist in an underground cavern, but things weren't looking so good. Smurfblossom rips the shredded tape off so hard, that it causes Smurfette to scream in pain. Smurfblossom patches up the healed hurt wound, without Lord Balthazar noticing that he faked his death on his grave to get Smurfette home from the village. She thought that Smurfette was dead after she damaged the transformer antidote in Papa Smurf’s lab in her own opinion. Before she could say anything, a loud explosion seen miles away causes the castle to shake, causing a shingle to pop loose and Smurfette and Smurfblossom to break into the castle through a plunging bell tower. A security camera from inside the castle hall spots them as the lights go out, due to Smurfblossom cutting the short circuit in half with a knife as she runs for her life. A dart gets fired into his original mech as it face plants into the ground because it was the right thing to do. Lord Balthazar, who was wearing a purple robe and sunglasses, sees the video footage and pauses it, leaving him fed up with them and calls Gargamel in his underground lair to deal with the annoying smurfs by catching them with a butterfly net and killing them for calling him a brat as he freezes the digital camera, which shatters as the alarm blares, causing the battery to die, which made him crosser than ever like a mysterious figure that has learned his lesson. Gargamel thought that he was joking as ink spills on a document with a feather, which breaks as prized deed that Gargamel signed, gets ripped in half by Azrael and referring to them as intruders as he gets awakened by the helpless wrath for a stamped ticket. Lazy Smurf pretends to play dead and Smurfette covers her mouth as Greedy Smurf farts, causing part of the shining brass bell to crack as it tolls, causing a slingshot bird to come out of the clock tower and nearly gets stabbed in the back and repeatedly shivers like a tall drink of water. Lord Balthazar grabs hold of Smurfette's leg as he yanks her backwards with her head hanging down on the balcony and laughs evilly when he refuses to let her and Smurfblossom go by telling them that they weren’t going anywhere without a dance fight, causing them to dangle over the motionless water below as she puts a combination lock on the shipping container time bomb, making everything come to a stand still. Smurfette tells him that they had a deal to free all the smurfs that he hired to work for him. An alligator eats part of the gate as Smurfstorm tries to pull down a lever, but it breaks, due to the superglue tangling the wires in a armed knot. They were prepared to be punished by the end of the battle. Smurfblossom knocks his teeth out, forcing him to drop them. She explains the despicable goal of the despicable plan step by step as they hey work together as Smurfette asks Smurfblossom how she got there so fast, but refuses to answer her question by remembering the flashback of when Smurfette got captured by Lord Balthazar, leading Smurfette to asks her if everything was okay as she enters the danger zone. She realizes that it was up to her to help out and save the smurfs from Lord Balthazar’s clutches, but was even more worried about failing the mission because she didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling the truth that made her cry in her sleep that chilling night it the club's lounge chair. Smurfette taught her everything about completing it right as Lord Balthazar waves bye to them because he won and they've lost by annoying him for the last time as he calls Smurfette a tattle tale. He tells them that he will get them one day, which will cost them a big timeout as they flee because his actions speak louder than words. Smurfblossom sobs and tells Smurfette that she was worried about her because she got left behind by getting captured by Lord Balthazar, so Smurfette forgives her by accepting her apology for forbidding their friendship in the Forbidden Forest. Meanwhile, Buffy Smurf and Hefty Smurf plan to break the door down in order to get inside, but a launched explosive pumpkin by Lord Balthazar blocks the entrance, causing chaos. Painter Smurf sprays graffiti on the bell tower. Smurfaggie tries to fly, but falls on her face. Smurfette and Smurfblossom climb into a frozen duct and closes the trapdoor as they crawl through it by cutting a red hot circle in the pipe with a laser gun and uses a rope to slide down it, but notice a gapping hole in the floor, due to the explosive pumpkins. They had no choice, but to nail a chained piece of unstable wood from a torture chamber to cover the hole and ride down a spiral staircase railing by and out of the castle. They leap out the window just as Smurfblossom gulps as she dodges another explosive pumpkin that hits Smurfette in slow motion as Smurfblossom warns her as she screams at the top of her lungs, causing Smurfette to let go of her by flailing her arms in midair as she falls several feet to the ground, which forms a crater near an intersection of an oncoming train with a loud thud as she gets knocked unconscious with a swollen lump on top of her head, which causes her blonde wig to bounce off, revealing her old, exposed, evil self as her ears ring, making her weak as her blurry vision has her seeing stars with the sun blinding her for comfort, which unfortunately, causes her to sweat as her hand emerges from the crater with stinging blood shot eyes from the spooky fog. Her mind was blown under Lord Balthazar's control as the runaway train heads toward her on the railroad tracks near the crossing around the bend as the plan escalates with her eyes shut as Smurfblossom tells herself that the was caming for Lord Balthazar. Brainy Smurf gets pinned up against a vault door, which shatters his glasses as Clumsy Smurf slides across a window. The cauldron boils, whines, and catches fire just as Smurflily swings by on a vine and somersaults through the air to the cage to rescue Harmony Smurf and Smurfmelody with an extension claw as they cry for help as she drops her spear as Lord Balthazar tries to reload his mech with missiles. Angel Smurf takes care of her at the bottom of the staircase before it was too late. Lord Balthazar puts the castle on lockdown with a force field made by Gargamel and asorbed with a sonic trumpet by Smurfblossom with as Gutsy Smurf helps Smurfstorm fire a poisonous spear at the door, which gets electrocuted. Smurfblossom runs to her aid with watery eyes as her lips quiver by slapping her in the face to wake her up, but it was no use as she gasps when Lord Balthazar's laughing shadow spots her and threatens to kill her. Lord Balthazar; however, snickers loudly at them, causing them to uniquely freak out. She throws a water balloon on her, but nothing works as she tells her to snap out of it. Smurfblossom tells Lord Balthazar not to mess with Smurfette again because of his negative attitude. Smurfwillow shrugs with her staff just as Papa Smurf trips over an uprooted tree branch as he writes in his spell book that flew off the bookshelf in his lab when Lord Balthazar's evil scheme was foiled just as he hits Smurfblossom with a club, sending her flying into a brick wall in the shape of herself as she backs up against a cracked mossy stone brick wall with a shipping crate of dynamite just as a chandelier descends through the castle tower as he points and laughs at her, but threatens to crush her with a totem pole, which she zaps with her electric lasso and sends several volts of jolting electricity into the sky to show that she loved Smurfette. While hiding in the corner, Smurfblossom whimpers in fear just as Lord Balthazar creeps slowly toward her, but she was nowhere to be seen as the radio drains. Wondering where she was, he walks away. Smurfblossom was laying on the ceiling and cringes at the annoying noise as Painter Smurf sneezes as she gloat in ejection to the rejection of the interjected injection. She uses her sense of smell to imagine the overheard smell of smurfberry pies. Lord Balthazar chases Smurfblossom in every single direction that she went with every single step she took as she tries to escape the castle grounds to find out if Smurfette was alive or not and pounces on her by convincing her that it was her fault that she lost her best friend as a fountain rises into view from an underground hatch with Lord Balthazar's gigantic upgraded mech with steel body armor stomps around the castle grounds, injuring others in the process as it fires explosive pumpkins at the smurfs, who gasps in awe when he tells them his plan to destroy the village as a bucket of water pours onto him through the skylight as it burns rubber. Vanity Smurf runs into a mirror by thinking that it was a hologram as he stares at his reflection when he notices Vexy pounding on the door by using it as a battering ram with Sassette blocking the exit and spots Scuba Smurf with a manhole cover on his head as a geyser of water shoots upward. Nosey Smurf peers through the window to see Chef and Baker Smurf launching smurfberries at Lord Balthazar. Tracker Smurf locates a lost village smurf caught in a tractor beam as the window spins. Smurfblossom saw that it was a trap, so she ties a bottle of blue magic to her back and shakes it as she tells Smurfette not to die on her. Sunny breathes flaming eggs on the water as her wings vibrate and scans the area for Lord Balthazar to check out the distracted situation. Reacting like it a nightmare, Smurfblossom flies by pacing back and forth at top speed as she steps on a booby trap with a red x on it and gets catapulted all the way down a hill and into a treehouse. A yellow spotlight shines down on her as she flies dizzily with her jet pack on turbo by toppling a crane building a water tower onto Lord Balthazar's fountain, which jams just as he uses it as a shield to avoid getting hit, causing water to go everywhere as it topples a pillar as Smurfblossom rides it down to the ground as she lands hard on Smurfette. Smurfblossom sacrifices herself to save her friends as an explosive pumpkin strikes Lord Balthazar's front door as Smurfblossom strikes a martial arts pose by doing a backflip to stand up for Smurfette. The other smurfs charge toward Gargamel and sends him, Zoe, Bigmouth, and Scruple flying and into the water below and out of sight through a rusty pipe as it explodes and turns into ash. Handy Smurf blocks the pipe with a web as Mother Nature comes to the rescue with her eyes widened in a state of shock at the close call. Lord Balthazar turns to look back at the invaded destruction. Smurfblossom decides to call the final battle a draw, but it wasn't over yet. With the help of Gutsy Smurf, Smurfstorm takes aim and fires flaming arrows at Azrael and Monty, killing them in the process. Sunny grabs Lord Balthazar as he is lifted into the air, causing Sunny to drop him onto the ground as Sunny leaves by blowing a raspberry at him. Smurfette recovers and ends up not remembering what had just happened as the horn of the train accidentally goes off the rails, applies it’s brakes, and crashes into Brainy’s newly invented smurfboard. The cauldron spills fluid all over the castle grounds as she tells Smurfblossom not to shoot, but Smurfblossom pulls the trigger and blasts Grouchy Smurf with party canons full of confetti as Lord Balthazar smothers a pillow to smitherines with a serious look on his face, knocking him off his feet and sends him falling to the ground as he attempts to escape by launching a rocket tied to a ramp with one push of a button as the remote gets smashed to the ground by Clobber Smurf, making Lord Balthazar unable to see as Karate Smurf delivers a punch to his face, causing blood to come out of his nose. Smurfette tells Smurfblossom that he's getting away. Scaredy Smurf retreats from the castle because it was too dangerous. Smurfblossom grabs a vine, ties it to an arrow, throws it at the rocket ship, and uses a bow to slide down the vine onto the rocket, which snaps loose. They hop onto the rocket and to Lord Balthazar's surprise, he jumps out and into the water. The two smurfs cry tears of joy and share a smile as Smurfette thanks Smurfblossom for rescuing her as she tries to disable the wiring sparks that try to electrocute her, but gets interrupted when she realizes that the rocket was headed toward Mount Smurf. Smurfette knew that it was a problem because she had thirty seconds left to disable it before it self destructs, leading them on the road to disaster at several million per hour. Before she could barf, her face turns green in disgust as they jump from the rocket filled with allergic dynamite by doing a free falling maneuver as they plummet into the water, which causes a parachute to deploy as it hits the volcano and explodes with tremendous force, causing it to give way as fiery balls of lava splash down in the water all around Smurfette as she tries to find Smurfblossom, who sinks as medium orange flames set the ocean ablaze. The other smurfs sigh heavily, but are sweetly relieved when Smurfette finds Smurfblossom as she spats out some water, she was covered from head to toe in mud as the fiery balls of lava form a heart in the water with smoke rising into the air as more lava rains down from above and a rainbow appears as the two besties laugh at each other, having a good old time just as a capsized row boat with Fisher Smurf in it passes by them. Smurfette gasps for air and tells Smurfblossom that he'll be back as they hugged each other as fireworks light up the sky. Lord Balthazar's castle explodes as it lands in the fireplace and crumbles to rubble, due to Jokey Smurf's surprise as he tries to blow out the fuse. As the dust settles, the smurfs sigh and try to find Smurfblossom and Smurfette in the crippled rubble, but they were nowhere to be seen as they mourn the contributing loss of their dear old friends by crying. Lord Balthazar sees that Smurfblossom was a not so easy target as she and Smurfette pull him to safety with a lifesaver as he struggles to swim to the surface of the island, causing him to skid into a magnetic boulder rock from the mountainous cliffside as it runs over him. The flooded water level recedes as air bubbles pop up. They jump into a pile of golden leaves as Lord Balthazar stands among them, causing him to swallow the water. Smurfblossom and Smurfette lock eyes as they reach dry land with their parachute as the cliff churns desperately. Lord Balthazar was disgusted when Smurfblossom tried to get rid of him by asking her for any last words to say before he kills her. Before Lord Balthazar could finish his sentence to kill her, Smurfblossom gets back up onto her feet again and challenges Lord Balthazar to a tap dance fight with jazz hands to The Night Begins To Shine by kicking wildly each other in the crotch as Smurfette decides to pay him back by tying him up and taping his mouth shut and places him in the party canon, which sends him flying into the swamp full of piranhas by a bag of swirling winds, which sucks him into a interdementional vortex and leaving him floating in the dark abyss for his despicable actions to kill the smurfs, leaving him feeling crushed by the pain of defeat. Smurfblossom comments that Lord Balthazar is a bad boy as Smurfette's car explodes and burst into flames, which destroys a bridge. Firefighter Smurf extinguishes the flames as Handy Smurf fixes the car and the bridge. Policeman Smurf covers up the crime scene with caution tape. The smurfs are finally reunited with their family in Smurf Village and carry Smurfette and Smurfblossom on their shoulders by chanting their names for their bravery. Smurfette and Smurfblossom hold hands as they watch the sunset over the horizon as told by Narrator Smurf, due to the high definition sound effects during the battle, which ends with Smurfette and Smurfblossom in a heated argument about the fight as Referee Smurf tries to stop them.
Category:Film Scores by Heitor Pereira