Split Jeans Madi

This is a robotic doll of Madison from Class of 3000 with authentic vocals by Jennifer Hale; when motion or sound activated, she turns around, bends over, splits her jeans open revealing her neon red boxers with black ladybug spots, farts, gets up and then turns back to deliver a truly hilarious phrase as her cheeks light up. She was made by Hasbro in response to Split Khakis Eddie and Split Jeans Kam; she was sold at Big Lots, Family Dollar, Liquidation World, Kmart, KB, Toys R Us, Target, Walmart, Canadian Tire, ASDA, Sainsburys, Tesco and Big W from 2007-2013.
== Her Command Performances ==
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a rusty bike squeaker, then gets up and turns back) Oopsie, that was my rusty bike impression!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a rusty gate squeaker, then gets up and turns back) I just unlocked the secrets of the squeaky gate symphony!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a rusty gate creaker, then gets up and turns back) I'm the official gatekeeper of laughter!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a butt squeak, then gets up and turns back) "Who needs a chair when you have a butt that squeaks?"
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a piano bench squeaker, then gets up and turns back) Who needs a grand piano when you have a bench that can play its own tune?
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a chair squeaker, then gets up and turns back) I've upgraded to the latest model of musical chairs, get set for a squeaky symphony of laughs and extreme fun!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a fancy rat squeaker, then gets up and turns back) Even the fanciest of rats can't compete with my squeaky talent, let's keep the laughter rolling!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a power-ripper, then gets up and turns back) My jeans are breaking sound barriers!
# (Turns around, bends over, splits her jeans and farts a birthday balloon burster, then gets up and turns back) Pop goes the balloon, it's a party in my pants bringing laughter everywhere!