Transcripts/Shenanigans

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Shenanigans.
King Harkinian is sipping from his wine goblet. Gwonam appears.
Gwonam: Your majesty, I will sing you a beautiful song.
The Super Mario World overworld theme plays, to which Gwonam summons a magic ukulele to accompany him.
Harkinian punches Gwonam to the ground out of dismay.
King Harkinian: ENOUGH!
King Harkinian: That song sucks.
Gwonam: Your Majesty...
King Harkinian: What?
Gwonam: Help me up!
King Harkinian: Get outta my face! 
Harkinian walks away but is stopped by Link.
Link: King!
King Harkinian: What?
Link: Sing me a song. I'm sleepy.
King Harkinian: What for?
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Link is gay, remember?
King Harkinian: Hmmm...
Harkinian has a flashback to the episode Harkinian Destroys the Earth. 
Flashback Harkinian: This is mah boi, Link. He's gay, as you can see.
Flashback Link: How about a kiss?
Harkinian's flashback ends.
King Harkinian: OOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Gwonam *quickly*: Your majesty, Link is gay for Ganon.
King Harkinian: Oh, that is so like Link.
Gwonam: How queer.
Gwonam: I will see you later. 
Gwonam: Squadala!
Gwonam flies away, leaving Harkinian to deal with Link.
King Harkinian: What the hell?!
King Harkinian: Link, what do you want?
Harkinian walks off and Ganon appears beside Link.
Ganon: Join me, Link!
Link: No! I'm a match for the King!
Ganon groans in disappointment and teleports away.
Link: I can't wait to kiss the King!
Scene cuts to Harkinian watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Link appears behind his back and Harkinian turns around.
King Harkinian: What the hell?
Link takes cover behind Harkinian's chair. Harkinian resumes watching.
MEANWHILE
Cuts to Gwonam at his house. He is making himself a bowl of Kraft Dinner macaroni and cheese.
Gwonam: Ma-co-ro-ni and cheese!
King Harkinian: OOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Harkinian's screaming startles Gwonam, knocking him down.
Gwonam: Oh! Augh! 
King Harkinian: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE!
Gwonam: His Majesty!
Gwonam: I must go and see what happened!
Gwonam immediately disembarks for the castle.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, what has happened?
King Harkinian: Link kissed me!
Gwonam: Of course he'd kiss you! You are his hero! You'd forget your head if it were not attached!
King Harkinian is suddenly headless.
Screen cuts to black.
Mayor Kravendish *off-screen*: Oh, the indignity!
The episode ends shortly after.
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