Weirdest show on public access

There is some weird stuff on public access. I have seen a show about shark fishing using weird things, like live horses and weed for some reason. But this is the strangest thing I have seen, ever.
== The Cradle of Humanity ==
The show had 4 episodes. It was called "The Cradle of Humanity" and was hosted by some guy who called himself "Grail". He was a 20 something white man with long black hair and brown eyes.
=== Episode 1 ===
Grail was in his basement talking to the camera. He talked about his encounters with small people. He then brought out a small wooden box with a mummified little man laying on hay. Grail then talked about how he got it. The story was that it was at a flea market. He got it for a few hundred. He then showed us his shockumentary collection before it ended.
=== Episode 2 ===
This episode was Grail was walking through the city while talking about the little people. He walked into an alley where he found a guy. The clip cut right as the guy was in frame. It then cut to him walking into a dvd shop and picking up some weird film. Once he did, he panned to a flying disc in the sky. The disk landed and the small men walked out. Once the small people were in frame, the clip ended. It then cut to Grail with a shovel filling a hole with dirt for a few seconds. The episode ended after that.
=== Episode 3 ===
Grail was at his DVD shelf and he talked about the little people. He walked out to his backyard with a shovel and dug up a machete. He talked about what those small men told him. Apparently, they told him that he needs to show them his full potential. He took the machete and started swinging it at the ground. He then was in his driveway and stuck it in a tree. He got into his car and started driving wrecklessly. He eventually crashed into a field and popped a tire. Grail then got out and opened his trunk. Inside the trunk was a pipe that had wires and a clock. After that, Grail said "Lets do this, midgets!"
=== Episode 4 ===
This was when Grail was in his basement covered in blood. He was talking about how he was wanted. It then cut to him in his car driving over people on the street. He hit this one guy and backed up once the man fell to the streets. It then cut to him in his basement, again. He had a bomb and he put that on his counter. He ran to his basement and got a box. He wrote "Don't question, put on TV" He then put some tapes on and ended the tape.
== The Aftermath ==
I found a news report about a hit and run driver that blew up their house. This seemed a little familiar and the saw the picture. It looked like Grail and had a picture of a box with the same stuff he wrote on it. I found out this news report was made the day the show started airing...
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