Opening/Our Story Begins (Bartladdin Version)

Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
(We open on a beautiful day on a seaside port of a Arabian kingdom close by; In the form of the city of Agrabah. Then some figures disembarked from a merchant ship and began gathering their belongings. The first figure is a human man with pale skin, an off-white deer antler on the right side of his head, a baby blue goat horn on the left, one long white fang, yellow eyes with different-sized black pupils, a green snake tongue, long black chest-length hair tied in a ponytail with white side bangs, and white bushy eyebrows. He has a right light brown hand, a left yellow claw-like hand, a bat's right black wing, a Pegasus' left blue wing, and a dragon-like snake's red tail with a white tail tuft. He also wears a light yellow long-sleeved tunic with red stripes and the sleeves rolled up, a light red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, light yellow harem pants, a red sleeveless robe with light red, white, and light yellow patterns, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, gold Arabian shoes, and a red turban with light yellow stripes. With him are a human woman, two children, one a male griffin and the other a female chimera-like creature, five male ducks, one an elderly adult and four children, and a female child duck. The human woman has tan skin, short bleach blonde hair, hazel brown eyes, and wearing black mascara, an off-the-shoulder violet short-sleeved, strapless, cropped tubetop, a gold necklace, a transparent violet long veil covering her head with a violet headband for support, violet harem pants, a small transparent violet veil covering her mouth and nose, and violet Arabian shoes. The male griffin is a male teenage fledgling phoenix-like bird with gold orange feathers, a small feathered mohawk on his head, blue eyes, a light brown beak and talons, and white claws. He is Karl. The female chimera-like creature is a female teenage draconequus with a pale gray horse-like head, much different from other ponies' head styles, a cyan deer antler on the right, a periwinkle goat horn on the left, one long white fang, light blue eyes with blue irises and black pupils, a purple torso, and thin white eyebrows. She has the right fuchsia arm of a lion, the left fuchsia claw of an eagle, the right fuchsia leg of a lizard, and the left light fuchsia leg of a goat. In addition, she has a bat's right lavender wing, a Pegasus' left lavender wing, a horse's fuchsia mane, and a dragon-like snake's light blue tail with a baby blue tail tuft. The shape of her body resembles that of a snake. She bears a resemblance to a Chinese dragon, a creature often depicted with a serpentine body, feline claws, and antlers. She is Lokina, Karl’s older twin sister (By two minutes). The first male duck is an adult elderly male duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a pair of small glasses, a blue long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, a red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, a red sleeveless robe with gold, white, and red patterns, a black stringed necklace with a gold ring pendant on it, and a blue turban. The second male duck is a male boy duck with white feathers, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, light brown eyebrows, light blue eyes, and wearing a purple long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, a red silk belt with some loose sashes around his waist, an indigo sleeveless robe with red, yellow, and green patterns, and a red turban. The last three male ducks are three male boy ducks with white feathers, gold yellow beaks, legs, webbed feet, light blue eyes, and each wearing a light red long-sleeved tunic, a light blue long-sleeved tunic, and a light green long-sleeved tunic with the sleeves rolled up, a red silk belt, a blue silk belt, and a green silk belt, each with some loose sashes around their waists, a red sleeveless robe, a blue sleeveless robe, and a green sleeveless robe with, on the first robe, red, light red, and pink patterns, on the second robe, blue, light blue, and baby blue patterns, and on the last robe, green, dark green, and light green patterns, and a red turban, a blue turban, and a green turban. And the female duck is a female girl duck with white feathers, a gold yellow beak, legs, and webbed feet, light blue eyes, long black eyelashes, and wearing an off-the-shoulder pink short-sleeved, strapless, cropped tubetop, a gold necklace, pink harem pants, and a pink headband with a pink jewel on a gold brooch centered on top, and sometimes carried a doll that looks like her. As they gathered their belongings, Lokina asked the man upon seeing another beautiful ship)
Lokina: Dad?
Man: Yes, Lokina?
Lokina: That other ship looks nicer than ours do.
Man: (Surprised) Really? Nicer than ours?
Lokina: Yeah.
Karl: Why is it that ours is more, well…? Old than that one is?
Lokina: Just curious.
(The man chuckled a bit with the woman and elderly male duck and then the elderly male duck turned to the man)
Male elderly duck: (To the man and one of the male boy ducks) I think it's time they understand.
Karl and Lokina: (Curiously) Understand what?
(The man and first male boy duck then happily explained away)
Man: Well, Karl, Lokina, it turns out that our ship is the real beauty besides the rich ships.
Male boy duck 1: So, basically, it's a whole "Never judge appearances" type of things.
Man: And besides, it's not about the outside, but what's inside that counts.
(He points at Lokina's heart's location gently, making her smile softly)
Man: In fact, it reminds me of the time these three guys met some friends.
Male boy duck 1: And they were genies.
Woman: That's true.
Karl and Lokina: (Amazed) Three genies?
Man: (Nods) Yep.
Male boy duck 2: A tale of adventure.
Male boy duck 3: Looking beyond the riches.
Male boy duck 4: Self-discovery.
Female duck: And romance.
Man: In fact, that's the story of how your mother and I first met, as well the story of the three genies' seven friends who met and fell in love with the seven beautiful princesses of this kingdom.
(Interested, Karl and Lokina asked away)
Karl: Would you tell us that story?
Lokina: Yes, Dad. Please tell us.
Karl: Pretty please?
Man: (Nods) Of course.
Male boy duck 1: (Nods) How can we refuse?
Woman: Care to start it in song form?
Elderly male duck: They always like it when you start a story by singing your hearts out.
Man and male boy duck 1: Sure.
(Then they began singing)
Man: Oh, imagine a land
It's a faraway place
Male boy duck 1: Where the caravan camels roam
Where you wander among
Every culture and tongue
Man: It's chaotic, but hey, it's home
Man and male boy duck 1: When the wind's from the east
And the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by
Hop a golden eagle and fly
To another Arabian night
(Then they began walking into Agrabah as we zoom into a nearby burning torch)
Bartladdin
(Then after we zoom away from the torch and into the Kingdom of Agrabah itself, the group walked through the streets, with the man and first male boy duck continuing their song)
Man: As you wind through the streets
At the fabled bazaars
Male boy duck 1: With the cardamom-cluttered stalls
You can smell every spice
While you haggle the price
Man: Of the silks and the satin shawls
Man and male boy duck 1: Oh, the music that plays
As you move through a maze
In the haze of your pure delight
You are caught in a dance
You are lost in the trance
Of another Arabian night
Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
Arabian nights
Like Arabian dreams
This mystical land
Of magic and sand
Is more than it seems
There's a road that may
Lead you to good or to greed
Through the power your wishing commands
Let the darkness unfold
Or find fortunes untold
While your destiny lies in your hands
(Then the man illuminated a flashlight under his face to make him intimidating, and spoke in a deep voice, impressing the group)
Man: (In a deep voice) Only those with pure hearts may enter here. The pure hearts whose worth lies far within; The Diamonds in the Rough.
(Then he and the first male boy duck resumed their song after he turned the flashlight off)
Man and male boy duck 1: (With the man in his normal voice) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
They seem to excite
Take off and take flight
To shock and amaze
Arabian nights
'Neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
Could fall and fall hard
Out there on the dunes
(As soon as the song is over, the two families rested in the marketplace with their shop stall. Then the man and first male boy duck asked Karl and Lokina this question)
Man: Ready to know the story even more?
Male boy duck 1: It's a guarantee that you'll love it.
Karl: Yes, please!
Lokina: Go right ahead!
Woman: Tell away, dear.
Male boy ducks 2, 3, and 4: Testify.
Male elderly duck and female duck: We have time.
(The man and first male boy duck smiled softly and the man took some sand from the ground)
Male boy duck 1: We should warn you; It's also a true story.
Man: It begins on a dark night.
(He throws the sand into the sky which forms stars in the nighttime as he and first male boy duck narrated)
Man: (Voice-over) Where a dark man's group and their goons wait.
Male boy duck 1: (Voice-over) With a dark purpose.
(We then see a male figure waiting on a horse with his group and goons, consisting twenty males and two females, in the desert as the story begins. The first male is a tall, old, fat, male, humanoid wolf with tan fur, a black nose, a long, bluish gray beard, beady black eyes, blackish gray mustache, and wearing a dark blue long-sleeved robe trimmed with yellow, light blue, and purple, plus a hood that covered his head, an orange slash around the waist, a dark blue cape with dark red inside with its collar that sticks up like Dracula's cape and brown shoes, a strange looking green jewel with a gold rim, and a brown ribbon around his neck. He is Merlock. The second male is a vampire-type Digimon with short dirty blonde hair, red eyes, pointy ears, sharp vampire canines, and pale gray skin, and wearing a red bat-shaped eyemask, a blue long-sleeved jumpsuit with red bat symbols on his shoulders, yellow buttons and rims, olive green belts on the waist, green sleeve rims with yellow buttons, a yellow bat shaped brooch holding a black cape with red trimming, gray gloves with light gray bat symbols on them, and black boots with silver skull symbols on the feet. He is Myotismon, Merlock's partner. The third male is a 16 year old boy wearing his black armor-like helmet with a black glass dome, and mostly wore a black and red bodily vein-like tunic, red gauntlets, black gloves, a dark red belt around the waist, and two dark red belts criss-crossing in front underneath the first belt, a long knee-length spiky black, red, and blue kilt on his hips, black and red vein-like pants, pale dark red leg boots, and sometimes carries a black and red evil-looking Keyblade with two blue reptile-like eyes. He is Vanitas, Merlock's other partner and Myotismon's son. The fourth male is a hunched, old man with thin, white eyebrows, a curled, silver goatee, pointed ears, yellow eyes, broad, hunched shoulders, a crooked back, and wearing a white and black long-sleeved coat with a red inner lining, which is worn over a white shirt with two thin black belts, as well as white gloves and calf-high black boots. He is Xehanort, Merlock, Myotismon, and Vanitas' partner. The fifth male is a cruel-looking man with short spiky brown hair, a spiky brown goatee, and wearing a black short-sleeved short jumpsuit (With the red letter “A” on it) over a gray long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a yellow belt with a gold buckle, red shoulder pads with black dots all over it and a yellow spike on each shoulder, yellow bracelets, gray gloves, a yellow mask with black eyes and red slanting pupils, and yellow, black, and red boots. He is Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, Merlock, Myotismon, Vanitas, and Xehanort's group's partner. The sixth male is a male muscular anthro penguin with black and white feathers, slate blue feathers on his head, and a dark orange beak with a red tip on the nose, pale orange webbed feet, and wearing a red cape and black pants with a light lavender sash with a yellow buckle. He is Drake, Merlock, Myotismon, Vanitas, Xehanort, and Vicious' partner. The seventh male is a male anthro rat with pale brown fur (With a gray 5:00 shadow), short black combed hair, a long pink red rat tail sticking out of his rear side of his pants, and a big pink red nose, and wearing a black opera-like suit, a black cape with red trimming, a pink and purple striped tie, white opera gloves, a gray sleeveless button-up vest, black pants, and black shoes. He is Professor Ratigan, Merlock, Myotismon, Vanitas, Xehanort, Vicious, and Drake's partner. The eighth male is an evil version of Darkwing Duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, and wearing a red long-sleeved turtleneck shirt, a yellow long-sleeved coat with four black buttons, a black eyemask, a red fedora with a red ribbon, and a black cape with red trimming. He is Negaduck, Merlock's group's loyal henchman. The ninth male is a large, slender, muscular, humanoid adult male Bengal tiger with orange fur, a white muzzle, paws and underbelly, black stripes, a light brown nose, lavender eye patches and eyelids, yellow eyes, long, sharp claws, and wearing a white navy blue long-sleeved business suit over a white long-sleeved business shirt, a red necktie, and navy blue business pants. He is Shere Khan, Merlock's group's other loyal henchman. The tenth male is a male anthro Arabian dog with light brown fur, a black nose, and wearing a light yellow turban, a white long-sleeved, loose shirt, a mint green vest, a light gray calf-length Arabian pants, mint green stockings, light gray shoes, and a red sash around his waist. He is Dijon, Merlock's group's other henchman, who, unlike Negaduck and Shere Khan, is their bumbling, but loyal, henchman. The eleventh male is a human man with yellow skin, red palm tree-like hair, and wearing a green short-sleeved shirt with a neck collar flap, blue pants, and brown long shoes over his long feet, and sometimes carried a machete. He is Robert "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger, Merlock's group's loyal sentry henchman like Negaduck and Shere Khan. The twelfth male is a male anthro rat with peach skin, small eyes, white buckteeth, small whiskers, a black nose, and wearing a yellow and orange plug hat, dark blue goggles, a red, white, yellow, and silver battery pack with a blue crisscross outlet plug-like buckle clipped around the torso, a blue belt with a plug wire-carrying wheel on the left side, turquoise rubber gloves, turquoise boots, and a yellow long-sleeved jumpsuit with a neck collar flap. He is Megavolt, the crazy, yet intelligent, member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist electrokinesis, which is the power of electricity. The thirteenth male is a male anthro duck with white feathers, an orange beak and webbed feet, big white buckteeth, short light brown hair on the top of his head, and wearing a red and purple jester hat, both with jingle bells and acts like a mask, a pale blue court ruff around his neck, white gloves, a purple knee-length jumpsuit with a yellow waist line-like belt, long orange sleeves, one with red polka dots and another with red stripes, purple sleeve rims, and red shoes. He is Quackerjack, the hyperactive member of the Fearsome Four, and his powers consist wackiness, an expert toy maker, and a skilled acrobat. The fourteenth male is a male anthro half-duck, half-plant creature with green feathers, an orange beak, vines for arms, leaves for hands, brown root legs, purple dandelion-like hair, three tiny purple pollen-like antennae, and blue eyes. The fifteenth male is a male anthro blue water-like dog. He is Liquidator, the polite member of the Fearsome Four, his powers consist aquakinesis, which is the power of water, and usually has a knack in good advertisements. The sixteenth male is a peg-legged crippled male bat with brown fur, with a somewhat crippled left wing, yellow eyes, red eyebags around the eyes, and wearing a purple turtleneck tanktop, a violet and light violet scarf around his neck, black pants, a gray shoe on his left foot, a brown wooden peg leg in place of his right foot, and sometimes wore a black newsboy cap. He is Fidget. The seventeenth male is a human man with short chin-length light blue hair, light blue eyes, and wearing a white long-sleeved shirt with a red R on the front, a black tanktop underneath, dark gray gloves, white pants with a purple rim-like belt around his waist, and dark gray boots. He is James, a member of Team Rocket. The eighteenth male is a male Normal-type scratching cat-like Pokemon with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two whiskers on his forehead, two whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interior colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead. He is Meowth, James' partner in Team Rocket, and, regardless of being a Pokemon, can talk like a human. The ninteenth male is a cross between a sorcerer and a corpse with green skin, short black ponytailed hair, yellow eyes, a long black beard, crooked teeth, sharp nails, and wearing a brown long-sleeved hooded monk's robe and black boots. He is Rasputin, Merlock's group's other loyal henchman like Negaduck, Shere Khan, and Bob. The twentieth male is a male hulking well-built anthro bull with indigo fur, a peach snout and mouth, white horns, and wearing a red long-sleeved business suit with four gold buttons, a pale purplish blue long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up business shirt, an orange necktie, purple business pants, brown shoes, and a white long-sleeved lab coat. He is Taurus Bulba, Merlock's group's other loyal henchman along with Negaduck, Shere Khan, Bob, and Rasputin. The last male is a male Albino bat with white fur, large light pink eyes, large ears with pink interiors, a pink pig-like nose, and pink hands and feet. He is Bartok. The first female is a human woman with long hip-length magenta hair with a curl at the end, green eyes, and wearing green orb earrings, a white short-sleeved cropped shirt with a red R on the front, a black cropped tanktop underneath, dark gray arm gloves, a white miniskirt, and dark gray leg boots. She is Jessie, James and Meowth's partner of Team Rocket and the leader of their trio group. And the last female is a female anthro duck with white feathers, light blue eyes, an orange beak, legs, and webbed feet, long black hip-length hair, and wearing black fingerless gloves, green dangly earrings, if she has ears, a black medium-sleeved blouse with short, poofy shoulder sleeves, a purple sleeveless halter dress with a yellow sash around her waist, black thigh-length leggings, and black cuffed boots, and sometimes carried a paintbrush with black paint. She is Splatter Phoenix, Merlock's group's only loyal female henchman. They waited as another figure on another horse appeared and rode up to them. The rider of that horse got off and glared at Merlock's group and their henchmen. He is a male scraggly anthro lion with brown fur, tan markings at the muzzle, toes, and underbelly, black claws, yellow eyes, red pupils, a scraggly black mane and tuft on his tail, and wearing brown pants. He is Nuka, a bounty hunter they hired to help them with something)
Merlock: (Calmly angry) You are late.
Nuka: Sorry for that, Merlock, guys.
Xehanort: Do you have it?
Myotismon: Tell us.
Vanitas: You better have it.
Nuka: I had to slit a few throats, but I got it.
(Nuka pulls out a half of a gold scarab stone. Merlock reached for it, but the bounty hunter pulled it back and smirked evilly as he held his hand out)
Nuka: Remember our deal. Treasure first.
(But before Nuka blinked, Splatter Phoenix rolled her eyes in annoyance and used her paint magic to zip past him, snatching the half scarab from him)
Nuka: Hey!
(Splatter Phoenix then accepted the half scarab from her paint magic and hands Merlock the half)
Vicious: Calm down, Nuka.
(Vanitas then removed his helmet, revealing his face. He has short spiky jet black hair, gold yellow eyes, and somewhat pale skin)
Vanitas: You'll get what's coming to you.
Dijon: (Chuckling a bit) What he said.
Ratigan: Indeed.
Meowth: You can bet that money!
(Merlock pulls out the other half of the scarab. After he connected them to form a whole scarab, the scarab came to life, glowed, and flew out of Merlock's hands. It flies around, and then zipped out further into the desert)
Merlock: Quickly!
Shere Khan: Follow it!
(Vanitas got on his Keyblade like a hoverboard while his father's group, on their horses, their henchmen, and Nuka, on his horse, and goes in the pursuit of the flying scarab)
Negaduck: Faster!
Splatter Phoenix: (To the bumbling henchmen) Quick, ya slowpokes!
(The scarab continued to fly on until it stopped by a big dune. It then became halves again and dug right into the sand itself. It soon made two glowing lights in the sand. Suddenly, the dune began to rise up and, as the horses stopped upon arrival, the dune transformed into a giant head that looks like a tiger. After the horses ran off in fright after the villainous group got off and watched, the tiger head then opened its mouth)
Vanitas: Yes!
Merlock: After all these years of searching. The Cave of Wonders.
Quackerjack: I know how interested you are.
Nuka: I don't believe it.
(Merlock grabs him)
Merlock: Now remember, Nuka, get me and my men the lamp.
Xehanort: You can have the treasure for all we care.
Vanitas: But the lamp is ours.
Bulba: Now, go on.
(Nuka chuckled evilly a bit as he goes to the cave's entrance, which is the tiger head's mouth)
James: That's right, get him the lamp, Nuka!
Jessie: (To Nuka) We'll be here if you need us! (Whispering to Merlock's group) Where did we have to get this idiot?
Bartok: (Whispering to Merlock's group in agreement) He doesn't seem that bright.
(Merlock's group and their henchmen shushed the two and they continued to look on. Nuka reached the entrance and is about to enter. But before he could step in, the tiger head roared, pushing him back. Nuka looked and gasped upon seeing the tiger head speak)
Tiger head: Who disturbs my slumber?
Nuka: (Nervously) Oh. Just me. Nuka. A humble bounty hunter and thief.
Tiger head: Know this. Only those with pure hearts may enter here. The pure hearts whose worth lies far within; The Diamonds in the Rough!
(The last words echoed everywhere a bit. Nuka gave a nervous look towards Merlock's group and their henchmen, who just frowned)
Merlock: Well?
Shere Khan: What are you waiting for?
Vanitas: Go on!
Rasputin: Now!
(Nuka gulped a bit and then entered the mouth again. He reached the steps that lead down further. Nuka closes his eyes, put one foot on one step, and waited. When nothing happened, Nuka sighed in relief and is about to move on again, when the tiger head roared again. Nuka screamed in fear and tried to run away. But the tiger head closed with him still inside. The dune then began to fall back to normal sending sand and wind everywhere knocking Merlock's group and their henchmen down. The two scarab halves then fell out and stopped glowing)
Tiger head: Seek thee out the Diamonds in the Rough.
(After those words echoed a bit, things are back to normal. Well, sort of. Jessie got up and shook herself angrily while she and the others recovered in either anger or calm anger)
Jessie: I don't believe it!
James: I just don't believe it!
Megavolt: We are never going to get our hands on that lamp!
Fidget: (Shrugs) Oh, well.
Bartok: (Shrugs in agreement) We tried.
(Drake punches Fidget in annoyance while Rasputin roughly grabbed Bartok in his fist)
Rasputin: We're not giving up now!
Negaduck: He's right!
Drake: Yeah, quitters!
Megavolt: (While Rasputin released Bartok) I feel like bolting bolts now that I'm ticked off!
(Megavolt then grabbed the scarab halves and gave them back to Merlock who accept them calmly)
Myotismon: Patience.
Merlock: Nuka was obviously not the worthy one the cave expected.
Quackerjack: (Sarcastically) Oh, geez, that's a surprise!
Megavolt: Unbelievable. I think we are going to die from that surprise!
Liquidator: Definitely not good!
Bushroot: Then what are we going to do about it?
Dijon: We got a big problem, a big problem that....
(Merlock and Shere Khan, looking deadpan and annoyed, closed Bushroot and Dijon's respective beak and mouth with their hands, making them stop as Merlock's group looked on in thought)
Myotismon and Vanitas: True.
Shere Khan: Only one or more with pure hearts can enter.
Xehanort: We must find the ones.
Merlock: Those Diamonds in the Rough.
(They then started thinking it over)
Coming up: A certain young street rat in the form of a 10 year boy and his group and their gang evade the palace guards after stealing a loaf of bread. Then later, after they encounter another prince and his six brothers heading to Agrabah's palace to woo the princess, her older sister, and their five live-in cousins, they think over their own dreams of being rich and living in a palace.
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