The Polar Pedobear Song

Herbert: Well, well, well, what have we here?
A Crackhead, eh?
OOOH, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones everybody's talkin' about. *chuckles*
You're jokin', you're jokin',
I can't believe my eyes!
You're jokin me, you gotta be,
This can't be the right guy!
He's overweight, he's ugly,
Barnes: Hey!
Herbert: I don't know which is worse!
I might just have a hairball
If I don't die laughing first!
When Herbert Percival Bear says
Escape from me is very rare,
You'd better pay attention now,
'Cause I'm the pedobear!
And if you aren't shakin',
Then something's very wrong
'Cause this may be the last time
You hear the pedo song, ohhh
Crabs: Ohhh
Herbert: Oh-oh
Crabs: Oh-oh
Herbert: Oh-woah!
Crabs: Oh-woah!
Herbert: Yeah, I'm the Polar Pedobear!
Barnes: Release me now
Or you will face the dire consequences!
My team is expecting me,
So please come, to your senses!
Herbert: *laughs* You're jokin', you're jokin'!
I can't believe my ears!
Would someone SHUT this fellow up,
I'm drownin' in my tears!!
It's funny, I'm laughing!
You really like to think you're tough.
And now, with your permission,
I'm going to do my stuff!
Barnes: What are you going to do?!
Herbert: I'm gonna do the best I can! *eats Barnes*
WOOOAAAAAAH
The sound of your muffled shouts
To me's like music in the wind,
'Cause I'm a polar pedobear
And you've finally met your end!
It's much more fun, I must confess,
With lives on the line!
Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy,
Now that'd be just fine!
Barnes: *muffled* Release me fast or you will have to
Answer for this heinous act!
Herbert: Oh, brother, you're something,
You put me in a spin!
You simply aren't comprehending
The position
That you're in. *spits Barnes out into chair, which immediately cuffs his arms and legs*
It's hopeless, you're finished.
You haven't got a prayer!
'Cause I'm Herbert Percival Bear,
And YOU ain't goin' NOwhere.
Herbert laughs evily.