Twin Questions

Top Ten Stupid Stupid Twin Questions People Ask
With Answers from Megan and Jenny
10. Do you like being twins?
Megan: Oh, we love being twins. When we were little, we used to wear matching outfits and people would often mistake us all the time.
Jenny: Sorry, Megan, but sometimes you annoy me a lot. Either way, Megan and I are best friends.
M: Yes. BTFF. Best twin friends forever!!!!
9. Do you guys read each other's minds?
M: Hell, no. 
J: No, we don't read each other's minds. I read books. She reads magazines. (Ow, Megan stop whacking me with that magazine!)
8. Which one of you is the evil twin?
M: Neither of us is evil--right, Je?
J: Megan's not really evil. Just the ditzy one and a bit of a schemer.
7. If I smack you in the face, will your twin feel it?
M: Uh, I hope I never have to find out.
J: I'd rather not test that theory, thank you.
6. Which one of you is smarter?
M: See #3.
J: See #3.
5. Do you ever forget which one you are?
M: Ew, no. Yeesh!
J: I don't forget anything. I have a near-photographic memory.
4. Do you ever switch places on your boyfriends?
M: Um, first we'd actually have to have boyfriends. Maybe this year? Please please please please let me get a boyfriend this year! I think it's going to be a while for Emma. She turns purple and panics when she has to talk to a boy.
J: I do NOT! It's just that... I don't have time for a boyfriend. Yes, that's it. I'm too busy for boys. I'm going to sign up for Super Scientists Club, mathletics, school news paper, piano, and Scrabble-lympics.
3. Do you talk in a secret twin language?
M: Secret language? I can't understand Emma when she speaks English! My parents will be happy to tell you that she has a near-genius IQ. She's like a walking dictionary.
J: Ha. She can barely speak one language correctly. She thinks "yeesh" and "ew" are the most important words in the English language.
2. Why aren't you dressed alike?
M: Because... I have style? (Sorry Emma. Kidding!)
J: I have more important things to think about besides clothes. (Sorry, Payton!)
AND THE STUPIDEST TWIN QUESTION EVER IS......
1. Are you two twins?
M: Yes. (Duh, we look exactly alike.)
J: Actually, we're clones.