The Phillyfartcushion

This is an electronic farting cushion made of marigold plastic with a speaker inside and a swirly chartreuse button; it runs on 3 AA batteries and it's part of Philly's Inventions. When its button is pushed, it emits toots (farting effects) and smartly wise-cracking phrases from Philly Phil himself (as voiced by Phil LaMarr.)
== The Toots and Wise-Cracks ==
# ("Lactose lingerer" fart) TBA
# ("Lactic lingerer" fart) TBA
# ("Bovine blower" fart) TBA
# ("Bovine blowout" fart) TBA
# ("Atom-butt bomb" fart) TBA
# ("H-butt bomb" fart) TBA
# ("Sulfur stinker" fart) Ewww, it reeks of mold in here!