Ari Braden: Buddy System?!

Jack-
Please tell me UAC Corparete is kidding. How the hell is a buddy system going to do anything with accident claims except double them? Tell me how a buddy system would have prevented Joe 'TorsoBoy' Moss from having his arms and legs hacked off by the Albuquerck Capacitator? Maybe his buddy woudl have heard the thing growl and engage without power or a CRF module? Maybe his buddy's hair would have burst into flames instead and saved us the trouble of needing ot run and find water to put him out.
Next thing they'll do is tyr to fix the problems by having us fill out more MAR forms or reforecast our ODF.
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