Episode 297

If I had a choice between shitting blood or taking one of those Biscuit, “become the bike” spin classes
I would be more than happy to have it look like a sacrificed a small goat after I dropped a deuce!
I said to Lou it looks like a Salvador Dali painting. 
I wanna talk about your left thumb.It almost looks like you have a dick hanging off your hand.
I go, “Yeah!”
You go FIX IT!
I think I almost could be trained to sniff a suitcase for any type of drug paraphernalia.