Argalia

Argalia is the True Identity of the Horny Michelin Man. Though he became an insane serial murderer after getting Banned from Twitter, He was a Sun Scorpio, meaning his Life was Fucked up from the Start, and was always off his Shits to some degree.
His most important Achievement is that he Consumed Ru Paul, and Naturally inherited Ru Pauls Drag Race. But now Arga made it about MONSTER TRUCKS !!!! 
He also wants to fuck the Pillsbury Doughman, the Father of Pillsbury Doughboy. He craves to have his Ass turned into Pillowing Mounds of Dough and eaten (Preferably by Mister Doughboy, assuming the cannibalistic tendencies are a familial thing). Yes-- Argalia Is A Dilfhunter! 
== Diet ==
Argalia has an Incredibly Fucked up Diet, and I've no idea why he's Still Alive. But Anyways, follow these tricks to be like Sir Arga!
* Before Every Meal, Argalia Is Always Sure to Inject Lime Juice into his Blood
* hey
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* help me
* is this supposed to hurt? i'm scared
* nonoNONONONONONO
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* Once you're Done, be sure you Clean up All of the Bird Seed. Feel free to Snort it if you want