Ultramobile/Going Beyond the Gates

Summary: Important figures of the UnAnything Wiki jumped in the Ultramobile and set off on a journey across Europe.
==Getting the idea==
On a random day in the UnUnited Kingdom, You read a newspaper from 2014 which showed the story of some Russian guy go beyond the gates and get caught, and then you thought Hang on, why don't i try my luck at this? so you called Chuck Norris, Nilered, Junko Enoshima, Yoshi, WaChuck Norris, Samantha and Fireman Sam and told them about your plan to go beyond the gates, and they said that you would get caught because the road is protected, which Chuck found Suspicious.
===The day of the trip===
====Getting ready====
The next day, You packed a tent and a bunch of food into the car. Everyone you called showed up a bit later. Chuck and Nilered were the first to show up. Samantha and Junko showed up shortly afterwards, and WaChuck, fireman Sam and Yoshi showed up after that. What you noticed was this was an Uncommon occasion where Junko had her hair in two huge poofs of hair, one either side of her head, instead of her two Thicc pigtails, which is a bit of a challenge, because of Junko's very Poofy hair, which meant no people could squeeze in the back for a long ride, so You and Nilered sat at the front, WaChuck Norris, Fireman Sam and Samantha sat in the middle, Junko, because of since Chuck Norris is an Undefeatable, he sat on the roof, so he would get a cool breeze and lots of fresh air, and if he falls of, he won't DIE, because he is immortal, and then You set off from the UnUnited Kingdom.
====Off they go...====
When they were at 40MPH, It was at the normal motorway speed when you went through France, Hyrule and Germany, where you just about could see The German Prison From the road. You tuned the car's radio to Radio International Underground (Not Radio Underground, which is a Fortnite radio station), and whatever SUAD stood for was blasting out of the speakers.
When they were at 80MPH, things went faster as the vehicle went down the London-Dead End Highway while passing those random hotels and stuff. You apparently forgot to fuel the vehicle up the day before, and that's what you did. They then stocked up on lots of FOOD and got some McDonald's. They also stopped to go to the Toilet, and since Sam ate a bit too much food, he was on the toilet longer that everyone else, and everyoen else AND almost left Sam behind, so You had to turn round to pick him up. When they were At 100MPH, WaChuck Norris was starting to feel sick, so he opened the window and threw up out of the window. Luckily, no one saw what he did, so he didn't get told off for what he did.
=== BRIEF NEAR-SECRET SPILLAGE INCIDENT ===
Samantha . ===BACK TO THE TRIP===
When they were at 150MPH, it was starting to get dark, so they left the road and found a random field, and set up their tents. They ate some pizza they ordered from Robbie Rotten's Pizza, and when I mean Pizza, they ordered 2 Toppingless Pizzas, which is just a large piece of dough, while they also got Bespoke Pizzas. You found a random field, and set up the tent you brought. The problem was there was only one tent with 3 rooms, and there were 8 people coming on the trip, so You and Chuck slept in the inner porch, Nilered, Samantha and Yoshi slept in the middle room, WaChuck and Fireman sam slept outside by a tree, and Junko, she got a room for herself . at 2AM, WaPaul RA spat near WaChuck, and he then went somewhere else afterwards. The next day, they ate the leftover Toppingless pizzas for breakfast, and packed up the tent. Then they set off through Belarus, where they found a random Megafon Outpost, with lots of random servers and stuff in there. WaChuck Norris found an OVER9000WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaERTYUIOPJDHFSDOJFHGOSLAHTwinky-Doop USB stick, and stuck it into the server, which crashed it and set off an alarm, and a lot of Megafon Police showed up, so he told everyone to get out of here, and that's what they did. When they were At 200MPH, They were starting to lose the Megafon Police as they entered Soviet Russia, and they went through the town with the Soviet PartyZone. Chuck Norris went in, but the rest of them stayed back in the car, and Chuck was in their for a very long time, so some of them walked around the town, while You and WaChuck Norris stayed in the car and used the Nintendo's Witch for a while until the rest of them got back to the car later on When it was starting to get dark.
===Nearly there now...===
When they were At 300MPH, the Vehicle was picking up speed as it went down the London-Dead End Highway and when they were at 400-500MPH. the vehicle was rapidly approaching the dead end. It Stopped so hard that You nearly flew out of the car, and after that, You put a camera on the roof of the car, and filmed the trip past the gates. When Midnight came, WaChuck hacked the security so they wouldn't get caught, and He Roundhouse Kicked the gate and drove the car past it and into the tunnel. The road just went through the forest for a while, until You passed a few random warehouses, one of which had Numterbloks (End of the world in squadala) spray painted on it, and 2 miles later, The road ended at a rocket launch site, which WaChuck Norris was kinda disapointed about, because there was just a rocket launch site and a black hole machine there, but then he found a book. Unfortunately, it was all written in Squadala and it was 200 pages long, but You used your phone to translate it all and on the cover it said 'Plans', but on the first page, it said:
Plans:Blow up every planet except the UnWorld and the Real world, make Tutitu mess up many places in the UnUniverse, make black hole ETC.
After that, they were shocked that there was a secret nuke launch site, and they want to blow up the world, and make a black hole, they piled into the Ultramobile and just got outta there. After that, they didn't upload the footage to Youtube and kept the footage on a USB stick.That very same USB stick is hidden somewhere in Your bedroom, and you revisit the footage on occasion, when Nobody else is in your room.
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