天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない (Tenjou no Ken Na〇ko ga Kininatte Nemurenai)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Uta	Teto
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
新宿駅徒歩五分　家賃は四万三千円 	shinjuku eki toho gofun, yachin wa yonman sanzen'en. 	A five-minute walk from Shinjuku station, the rent is 43,000 yen.
広さは二十一畳　破格の安さでした 	hirosa wa nijuuichijou, hakaku no yasusa deshita. 	It's 21 tatami largeRather than sized by square feet, Japanese living spaces are measured in 畳 (tatami). One tatami is 16.5 square feet, so this apartment is roughly ~350sq.ft. and was incredibly cheap.
すぐさま決めた後　引越手続き終わらせて 	sugusama kimeta ato hikkoshi tetsuzuki owarasete, 	Immediately after making the decision and finishing moving in,
晴天のへきれきに　影がさしてました 	seiten no hekireki ni kage ga sashitemashita. 	Unexpectedly, an ominous sign appeared.
 	 	
小さな窓があり　真っ赤な屋根の　家の天井を 	chiisana mado ga ari makka na yane no ie no tenjou o, 	On the ceiling of the house with the bright red roof with a small window,
見上げたらそれに気づきまして 	miagetara sore ni kizukimashite, 	I noticed it when I looked up,
こわくて目玉が飛び出ました 	kowakute medama ga tobidemashita. 	And I was so scared my eyeballs popped out.
 	 	
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
少しずつ動いて見えるのは　錯覚だと思いたいのですが 	sukoshizutsu ugoite mieru no wa sakkaku da to omoitai no desu ga,	She seems to move, inch by inch, and I'd like to think it's a hallucination, but
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
アイマスクを貫通してく　眼光で体がふるえました 	aimasuku o kantsuu shiteku gankou de karada ga furuemashita. 	Her gaze passed right through my eyemask, and my body trembled.
 	 	
そういった事柄に詳しい知人を呼びました 	sou itta kotogara ni kuwashii chijin o yobimashita. 	I called an acquaintance who is familiar with such things.
友達に呼ばれて来ました 	tomodachi ni yobarete kimashita. 	I came, having been called by a friend.
生来　寺生まれ　呼び名はTでした 	seirai tera umare, yobina wa T deshita. 	He was born in a temple, and his nickname is T.This is a reference to a popular 2ch story. https://kaidanstorys.com/t-san-story/ Mr. T performs exorcisms. Maybe he can help with Ken Naoko?
天井を見上げると研ナ〇コがマジでいました 	tenjou o miageru to ken naoko ga maji de imashita. 	I looked up at the ceiling, and Ken Naoko really was there.
すぐさま準備して　右手に力をためはじめ 	sugusama junbi shite, migite ni chikara o tame hajime, 	He immediately prepared, building up energy in his right hand
とりあえずいつもやる通り 	toriaezu itsumo yarudoori, 	Right away, as I always do,
青白い光弾を天井に放ちました 	aojiroi koudan o tenjou ni hanachimashita. 	In order to fire a bluish bullet of light at the ceiling.
悪霊退散の技をおみまいしてみました 	akuryou taisan no waza o omimai shite mimashita. 	I tried to exorcise the evil spirit.
 	 	
光弾は当たり閃光が　辺り一面を照らし 	koudan wa atari senkou ga atari ichimen o terashi, 	The bullet of light hits, and illuminates the entire place,
となり見てみるとnot present in the Niconico version 	tonari mite miru to, 	When I look beside me,
目が慣れたときは既に遅し 	me ga nareta toki wa sude ni ososhi, 	When my eyes adjust, it's already too late,
何食わぬ顔の研ナ〇コに 	nani kuwanu kao no ken naoko ga, 	I see Ken Naoko's innocent look
赤いマムシにかまれました 	akai mamushi ni kamaremashita. 	I was too slow, and a red pit viper bit me.
マムシを放たれ死んでいた 	mamushi o hanatare shinde ita. 	Before she loosed a pit viper on her, and she died.
 	 	
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
カラスとカエルが鳴いたので　嗚呼　走って転んで逃げました 	karasu to kaeru ga naitanode aa hashitte koronde nigemashita. 	Both crows and frogs cried out, so I ran, fell, and escaped.
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
逃げ帰った自宅の天井には　谷村〇司がおりました 	nigekaetta jitaku no tenjou ni wa tanimura shinji ga orimashita. 	When I ran home, on my ceiling, was there.
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
カラスとカエルが鳴いたので　嗚呼　走って転んで逃げました 	karasu to kaeru ga naita no de aa hashitte koronde nigemashita. 	Both crows and frogs cried out, so I ran, fell, and escaped.
天井の研ナ〇コが気になって眠れない 	tenjou no ken naoko ga ki ni natte nemurenai. 	I'm worried about Ken Naoko on my ceiling, so I can't sleep.
逃げ帰った自宅の天井には　谷村〇司がおりました 	nigekaetta jitaku no tenjou ni wa tanimura shinji ga orimashita. 	When I ran home, on my ceiling, Tanimura Shinji was there.
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