Barbarian

Being a barbarian isn't easy. Well, this one thought that it was the best job anyone could ever ask for. He joined the team when he said, "Hey, do you have room for me?" and everyone laughed. But he didn't give up. He said, "But everyone, you have to know that you're lucky that I joined! Being a barbarian is tough, and I'm tough, strong, (total lie) and brave! So what do you say?" Did you know what they said? Did you know what they said?
"Tell us more about yourself."
So the barbarian did. He started narrating his day. "Well, today I shaved my legs and brushed my teeth." The other barbarians stared at him. "With no toothpaste!" Then they cheered. "Then I was sent outside to play, and my mother said I had to become a barbarian!" "A mother?" said one of the barbarians. "I never had a mother. Is it okay if I stay at your-" "I don't need any of that," said the barbarian. "What I need is leadership. So what do you say?" He asked. Did you know what they said?
"Yes! That's what we say!"
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