Two Sets

Two Sets is the 19th episode of The World of SBFW and the seventh episode of season two.
== Transcript ==
[The episode begins with a shot of the Box Productions Headquarters. Several users are rioting outside.]
Ally: ALLY FOR ADMIN!!!!!
Laffy: Ally should be made admin, ngl.
Luigi: It's-a-me, Luigi.
Mr. Krabs' House: Shut the fuck up.
Skittles: ALLY SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laffy: ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMIN ALLY FOR ADMI-
[SpongeBot678 walks by.]
SpongeBot678: You know, this is probably why people don't want you as admin.
Laffy: I'm not running for admin, Ally is.
[Interior shot of the Box Productions office. SpongeBot678 enters.]
SpongeBot678: Sorry to break your fun up in here, but have you folks seen the Capitol?
Jess: Yeah, Ally really wants admin for some reason.
CrazySponge: i say they should give it to her, im bored and i want anarchy
SpongeBot678: If you're bored then why don't you write, like, Hoopla's Fantastic Beach or something?
CrazySponge: write what now
SpongeBot678: I- You said you were bored… writing Hoopla's Fantastic Beach would fix that.
CrazySponge: well im not THAT bored. anyway this reminds me of why i called you here.
SpongeBot678: You didn't call me here, I work here. I come here every other day.
CrazySponge: didn't ask. look, this pains me to say but… box productions' stocks have been falling recently.
Jess: Oh no. Anyway-
CrazySponge: we need ideas to get more money to get our investors back, and FAST. any ideas?
[Pause.]
Jess: You could write Hoopla's Fantastic Beac-
[CrazySponge hits Jess on the head with a toy lightsaber.]
Jess: Ow.
SpongeBot678: Why don't you try selling NFTs again? I'm sure that worked the first time.
CrazySponge: im gonna be completely honest and say even though ive attempted to sell them in the past, i dont entirely know what an nft is still.
SpongeBot678: Bad. They're bad, Aidan.
Jess: But Cool Cat does NFTs, and Cool Cat says NFTs are cool!
CrazySponge: does anyone have any other ideas?
SpongeBot678: Sorry, Aidan. I gave my brain to Ally.
CrazySponge: w-why
SpongeBot678: She wanted proof that the community was split on her being admin… or something.
CrazySponge: ugh… if only there was a way we could just get people to throw their money at us… just like throw their money all away at me.
[Zoltan pops up.]
Zoltan: you could make your cat an onlyfans account!
CrazySponge: …don't you have missiles to launch at bot's house or something?
Zoltan: but it's national no firing missiles at bot's house day!
SpongeBot678: That's a thing?
Zoltan: my abstinence has been hard, no pun intended.
Jess: Well, if nothing interesting is gonna happen, I'm gonna go watch The Last Jedi.
CrazySponge: NO! DON'T DO IT, JESS! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FO- i mean… yeah sure, go watch that film
[One The Last Jedi later…]
Jess: Yeah, that film sucked.
CrazySponge: I KNOW RIGHT!
Jess: I was bored throughout the entirety of that pointless subplot with Finn and Rose and that casino and-
CrazySponge: wait what was that
Jess: I didn't like the subplot?
CrazySponge: no no, that last part?
Jess: Finn and Rose are pointless characters that don't contribute anything to-
CrazySponge: A CASINO! WE COULD BUILD A CASINO! IT'S PERFECT TO SOLVE OUR PROBLEM!
[Pause.]
Jess: What problem?
CrazySponge: NEVERMIND! tell my slaves to start work on the first box productions casino, immediately.
SpongeBot678: Aidan, are you even aware that most of us aren't even of legal age to gamble, yourself included?
CrazySponge: who cares about being of legal age
[Mr. Renaud shows up.]
Mr. Renaud: THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY!
All: Renaud, no Renaud-ing! Renaud, no Renaud-ing!
Mr. Renaud: (snaps his fingers) Awwwww, man!
[Mr. Renaud walks off.]
CrazySponge: ok then. ENOUGH DISTRACTIONS PEOPLE, LET'S GET TO WORK ON BUILDING MY CASINO!!!!!!
Jess: We don't know how to build.
CrazySponge: oh please, if liz and joel could figure it out then so can you
Jess: That was an episode from season one, back when me and Prim kinda didn't know what we were doing.
CrazySponge: CAN WE PLEASE JUST MAKE MY CASINO ALREADY?!
SpongeBot678: Wouldn't we need like, I dunno… some blueprints for that or something?
CrazySponge: gimme a sec
[CrazySponge takes his phone out and looks up some instructions for a Lego casino.]
CrazySponge: okay here are the instructions for a lego casino. just follow this but build it, like… big i guess.
SpongeBot678: Well I got no other plans for today.
Jess: We could go and watch The Rise of Skywalker.
[Pause.]
Jess: Now that I said that out loud I think I'd just rather build the casino.
[We see a montage of SpongeBot678 and Jess building the casino set to The Quirky Worky Song from the hit animated series Phineas & Ferb. All the while CrazySponge is eating his Cheerios with his pet giraffe John..]
CrazySponge: ah, you see John., this is the life
John.:
CrazySponge: there'll eventually come a time when all this will be bestowed upon you, John.. when i die. well, die for real that is, which could never happen because im crazysponge so i guess this will never be bestowed upon you
John.:
CrazySponge: aw don't say that John., you know i would give this all to you if i could
John.:
CrazySponge: you did what with my mom last night?
John.:
CrazySponge: well yeah fuck you too
[The song ends and we see a shot of the finished casino.]
SpongeBot678: (sighs) Finally.
[The casino fucking falls apart.]
SpongeBot678: …maybe using glue to stick everything together was a bad idea.
CrazySponge: you guys are fucking ass construction workers
SpongeBot678: How about you actually, I dunno, hire some professionals to do it?
CrazySponge: well see that would be a smart idea… but im crazysponge, so no. im gonna keep forcing you guys to build until you make something at least half-decent
[Jasbre walks by.]
Jasbre: Hey guys, do you like my new casino over there I just built?
[The camera pans over to a casino across the street next to the Jasbre Corp. building. CrazySponge whips out a gun and shoots Jasbre.]
CrazySponge: okay we don't speak about this ever again
Jess: Agreed.
[Cut to CrazySponge replacing all the Jasbre Corp branding with Box Productions.]
CrazySponge: there. if you want a job done, do it yourself.
SpongeBot678: But you didn't do it yourself. You killed Jasbre and-
CrazySponge: shhhhhhhh
SpongeBot678: But-
CrazySponge: shhhhhhhh
SpongeBot678: CrazySp-
CrazySponge: how DARE you accuse me of lying
SpongeBot678: Aid-
CrazySponge: i would NEVER do such a thing
Ross from Friends: Ok yeah sure! By the way, has anyone seen my sandwich?
[Cut to commercial break.]
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[Another commercial starts. CrazySponge walks in front of a green screen, which clashes with him because he himself is green.]
CrazySponge: hi, im aidan sponge. you may know me as director of the critically acclaimed meme world series of feature films, or as the writer of the critically acclaimed tv show hooplas fantastic beach, or as the honest charitable samaritan i have known to be. do you have lots of money and dont know what to do with it?
[Cut to Jarvis Zagna watching the commercial.]
Jarvis Zagna: Yeah?
CrazySponge: do you wish you could just throw it all away?
Jarvis Zagna: Hell yeah!
CrazySponge: then come to the FIRST EVER BOX PRODUCTIONS CASINO! copyright box productions. find us on sbfw street next to the jasbre corp. building, no relation whatsoever.
[Cut to Golfpecks256 watching the commercial with his fists clenched.]
Golfpecks256: WHAT. These SBFW trolls have come up with a lot of horrible stuff… but now they're encouraging GAMBLING?! I have to put an end to this blasphemy!
[Pause.]
Golfpecks256: Mr. Krabs F*cks Corpses: The Musical looks AMAZING however, I must say.
[Cut to the Box Productions Casino. It is starting to get dark outside and CrazySponge is pacing around waiting for people to show up.]
CrazySponge: ugh… why arent any people coming to give me their money?
SpongeBot678: Aidan, maybe not everyone likes to gamble… well, besides Zoltan's Mum.
[Cut to Zoltan's Mum at a roulette table.]
Jess: Um, madam, don't you think you're betting a bit too much on red here?
Zoltan's Mum: Jessica, it's not about the size, it's about how you use it.
[Cut back to CrazySponge and SpongeBot678.]
CrazySponge: but THIS IS SBFW!! everyone loves to do stupid things!!
SpongeBot678: Well, I can't argue with that, but remember when you were trying to sell those Prim NFTs? You didn't even sell one.
CrazySponge: bot, nfts are a thing of the past. everyone knows gambling is the cool thing to do nowadays. like when-
[Footage lost.]
CrazySponge: and when-
[Footage still lost.]
CrazySponge: and we can't forget-
[Footage very lost.]
SpongeBot678: You stole that joke from Scott the Woz.
CrazySponge: he's a funny youtuber.
[A familiar red car shows up.]
CrazySponge: GASP!! our first victi– i mean customer!
[Peter Griffin exits the car.]
Peter Griffin: Is this The Drunken Clam?
SpongeBot678: Um, no, it's just down the stre-
[CrazySponge puts his palm over SpongeBot678's mouth.]
CrazySponge: yes peter this IS in fact the "drunken clam" that you are looking for
Peter Griffin: Looks a little different. (he shrugs) Eh, doesn't matter, I want my beer. Where's Jerome?
CrazySponge: he's dead
[Peter Griffin laughs. SpongeBot678 takes CrazySponge's hand off her mouth.]
SpongeBot678: Aidan, this isn't ri–
CrazySponge: (whispering) bot, will you stop being such a spoilsport? (normal) sorry about her, peter. she just told me how she CAN'T WAIT for you to go inside and… get wasted or some shit
Peter Griffin: Sounds good to me.
[Peter skips inside.]
SpongeBot678: (sigh) Aidan, lying isn't go–
[CrazySponge opens Paige's head, takes out her brain, and throws it far away.]
CrazySponge: say something?
SpongeBot678: i say racial slurs all the time lmao
CrazySponge: much better
[Suddenly, Golfpecks kicks the casino door down.]
Golfpecks256: POLICE!!! OPEN UP!!!!
CrazySponge: HEY!!!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO PAINT THAT DOOR?
SpongeBot678: It didn't take long at all because we stole it like the rest of this building.
CrazySponge: i thought i knocked your brain out. also golfpecks you are not the police
Golfpecks256: I might as well be. I am the crime-fighting vigilante this city needs but doesn't deserve!
CrazySponge: ratioooooooo
Golfpecks256: What? Eh, doesn't matter. What does matter, however, is that you're encouraging gambling to the younglings on this planet, and I am here to put an end to this blasphemy.
CrazySponge: i dont care now go be boring somewhere else
Golfpecks256: I AM GOLFPECKS256! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MUSICAL MISHAPS AND THE NIGHTMARE ZOLTAN NEXT DOOR?! I LITERALLY HAVE A DESIGNATED BUNKER FOR LAUNCHING MISSILES! I COULD TOPPLE DOWN THIS BUILDING IF I SO DESIRED!
CrazySponge: you wouldnt
Golfpecks256: You'd be right, if you were to close down this building immediately.
CrazySponge: no i dont think i will
[At this point SpongeBot has just started eating popcorn.]
Golfpecks256: YOU!
CrazySponge: soulja boy tell em
Golfpecks256: Who is this "Soulja Boy"?
CrazySponge: your mom
Golfpecks256: (sighs) Why are you such a troll all the time?
SpongeBot678: BOOOOO!! GET TO THE SEX!!
Golfpecks256: I- what?
[Forest walks up to the casino.]
Forest: Oh cool, a casino. Can I go in?
CrazySponge: sure
Golfpecks256: WHAT?! NO!! (he grabs Forest by his shoulders) DON'T LET YOURSELF BE TAKEN BY THE FORCE!
Forest: I thought "the force" was music.
Golfpecks256: "The force" can be whatever I desire. Right now, it is gambling.
CrazySponge: damn
Golfpecks256: DAN?!!!!! WHERE?
CrazySponge: i said damn
Golfpecks256: Oh I- nevermind.
Forest: Can I lose money now?
CrazySponge: by all means
Forest: AWESOME!
[He goes inside.]
Golfpecks256: Well done, CrazySponge. You've successfully ruined a fine, susceptible gentleman. What do you have to say for yourself?
CrazySponge: forest is like 21, and peter is probably an adult. so even if i did actually care about laws, its still all good. by the way, i wonder how theyre doing in there
[Cut back to the inside of the casino.]
Jess: And the ball lands on… red.
Zoltan's Mum: AHA! I told you it's all about how you use it.
Peter Griffin: Aw dammit! Lois is gonna kill me when I get home. Also since when did The Drunken Clam install a roulette table?
Zoltan's Mum: Don't worry about it too much, big guy. Have a beer on me.
Peter Griffin: Aw jeez, thanks Zoltan's Mum!
Zoltan's Mum: Don't mention it. I'm only here to get away from my son for the evening. He fucks cats.
Peter Griffin: Wicked! He's just like that guy with the tin foil hat!
[Cutaway to Peter Griffin picking his nose or something out in the park.]
Peter Griffin: He got thrown in jail.
[Cut back to outside the casino.]
Golfpecks256: I ought to report you straight to the authorities for this.
CrazySponge: didn't ask but okay
Golfpecks256: If you don't quit with your attitude you're gonna end up banned on SBFW. Just like that Not-Jack guy.
CrazySponge: not-joe
Golfpecks256: Ah, right. Anyway, what are you gonna do?
CrazySponge: don't fucking care how about you
[Patrick Star shows up, marking the first time he's appeared in this show on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki.]
CrazySponge: oh hey patrick
Patrick Star: Is this the Krusty Krab?
CrazySponge: yeah
Patrick Star: Tubular.
[Pampers also shows up because why not.]
CrazySponge: oh hey other patrick
Pampers: I AM NOT PATRICK! FUCKING WANKER! (slaps CrazySponge)
CrazySponge: did i do that?
[Laugh track. Pampers goes inside the casino.]
Patrick Star: You know, one day I need to have a sit-down with that guy.
CrazySponge: are you going to give us money or not
Patrick Star: I have three dollars.
CrazySponge: good enough for me
[CrazySponge holds the door open as Patrick enters the casino.]
CrazySponge: MY CUSTOMERS ARE NOW IN THE DOUBLE-DIGITS!! I AM GONNA BE ROLLING IN CASH!!
Golfpecks256: Nope. Rolling in cash is unproductive. I should know, I'm a millionaire.
CrazySponge: no you're not
Golfpecks256: ‘course I am. Banana Studios rakes in more money in a day than your Box Productions with false assets makes in a year.
CrazySponge: HOW DARE YOU CALL MY COMPANY FAKE!
Golfpecks256: That's not what I–
CrazySponge: alright golf, i've had enough of your shit. 
Golfpecks256: Language.
CrazySponge: i am issuing… a restraining order
[dramatic sting]
Golfpecks256: HA! You have to go through a whole legal process to–
[A house crushes Golfpecks oh god oh fuck.]
CrazySponge: this show is like the only thing keeping that meme alive
[Cut to the Banana Studios HQ, where Golfpecks respawns.]
[wait how does that even work]
[idfk just go with it]
Golfpecks256: CRAZYSPONGE IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!!!!!
NatRox: (off-screen) Oh, honey, please do be quiet. I'm having an interview with Paul Tibbitt.
Golfpecks256: Oh, sorry about that. (quietly) CrazySponge is the enemy of the people…
[The Family Guy transition jingle plays as we cut to an exterior shot of the Griffin household. The Griffins are inside eating dinner, although there is someone who is notably missing.]
Lois: Kids, have you seen Dad recently?
Meg: Ugh, he probably went off and got drunk after work again.
Stewie: Maybe he killed himself.
Chris: Dad's gone missing?!
Brian: Maybe he's off on that dumb show with the teenagers that's also kinda SpongeBob related.
Stewie: Now, Brian, that's preposterous.
Lois: Well, Peter did always like SpongeBob. What's that show called again?
Brian: I don't know, I think it's like, um… The World of- I don't know. They're doing a casino bit or something this week.
Lois: A CASINO?!!!!!!!
[Cut to Peter, Zoltan's Mum, Forest, Patrick Star and Pampers at the roulette table.]
Jess: And the ball landed on… blue!
Peter: (giggles) I lost all my money!
Forest: I have no idea how I was able to pay for college.
Plankton: I went to college.
Peter: I'm gonna go try out that cool looking slot machine now.
[He goes over to do that.]
Jess: So… does anyone know how to write a casino subplot?
Pampers: I thought this was the main plot.
Patrick: I thought this was The Krusty Krab.
[Cut back to Banana Studios.]
Golfpecks256: GAH! Those damn blasted buffoons are always up to no good!
NatRox: I told you to keep it down!
Golfpecks256: (whispering) I need to do something to put an end to this casino business once and for all. Hmm… but what?
Sgt. Elmo: Golfpecks could try launching a missile attack again.
Golfpecks256: Who are you again?
Sgt. Elmo: Sergeant Elmo. Sergeant Elmo has served loyally by Golfpecks's side for years, sir.
Golfpecks256: Doesn't ring a bell. Anyway, I'm not firing any more missiles today. They're too derivative and, just between you and me, we really do not have the money for them.
Sgt. Elmo: But if Golfpecks is not gonna destroy the casino himself, then what is he going to do?
Golfpecks256: Good question. Now, let's see…
[The camera pans over to a shrine on the floor in Kirkburn's honor.]
Golfpecks256: (grins) Excellent. It's evil, it's diabolical, it's… despicable.
Sgt. Elmo: Sergeant Elmo does not like what Golfpecks is getting at.
[Cut to Kirkburn's house. Kirkburn's wife has a suitcase and is marching straight towards the door.]
Kirkburn: Honey! Where the hell are you going?!
Kirkburn's Wife: I don't know but I'm not fucking staying around here.
Kirkburn: But- but- I love you!
Kirkburn's Wife: Not as much as you love blocking people on that… SpongeBob fanfiction website!
Kirkburn: But honey, you don't understand! This girl named Ally called me "Cockburn"! I can't stand this harassment!
Kirkburn's Wife: I really cannot believe how you care more about your image than our family. I mean, what about the children?
Kirkburn: Oh please, they seem to love life in the dungeon.
Kirkburn's Wife: Dungeon?! What fucking dunge- (sighs) I don't have time for this. Come on, Steve.
Kirkburn's Wife's Boyfriend: Coming dear.
[Kirkburn's wife and Kirkburn's wife's boyfriend leave. Kirkburn bursts into tears.]
Kirkburn: All I ever wanted to do in life was make the world a chicken ass-free place!
[He suddenly gets a phone call.]
Kirkburn: FUCK! Must be the IRS!
[Kirkburn picks up.]
Kirkburn: H- …hello?!
Golfpecks256: (on the other end) Hello there. I'd like to report some wrongdoings.
Kirkburn: (sighs) I'll send someone else.
Golfpecks256: B- but I didn't even tell you where to go yet!
Kirkburn: It's The World of SBFW, it's always The World of SBFW.
Golfpecks256: Sometimes it's The World of ESB.
Kirkburn: …is it The World of ESB?
[Pause.]
Golfpecks256: …no.
[Cut back to CrazySponge's casino. CrazySponge is counting his money. He sniffs his handful of dollar bills.]
CrazySponge: Just think of all the Fortnite skins I'm gonna get with these, Paige!
SpongeBot678: Fortnite skins? Really?
CrazySponge: They're good jack off material.
[Suddenly, banging is heard on the casino door.]
???: OPEN UP!!!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!
CrazySponge: SHIT! IT'S THE FEDS!
SpongeBot678: EVERYONE HIDE!
[Lois Griffin busts the door down.]
Lois: I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE, PETAH!
CrazySponge: oh its just generic cartoon wife #2. FALSE ALARM EVERYONE!
Lois: ALRIGHT, WHERE IS HE?!!!!! WHERE'S MY PETAH?!!!!!
[Pan over to Peter Griffin at a slot machine.]
Peter Griffin: I'm, erm… Peter is not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. Beeeeeeeeeep.
[Pause.]
Slot Machine: Aw, loser! Better luck next time.
[Lois gives Peter a cold stare.]
Peter: …whoops.
SpongeBot678: BOOO! GET TO THE SEX!
[Lois yanks Peter by the ear.]
Lois: You, mister, are in DEEP TROUBLE! Just WAIT until we get home! You are so grounded, Petah!
Peter: Awwwww, I love when you say that.
Lois: wait wut
Peter: I, uh, I can explain.
Lois: Explain what?
Peter: Well, heh, you see, I have a mommy kink now. So… so that's happening.
[Pause.]
Lois: We are going to have a long talk when we get home, Petah.
Peter: After the kids are asleep, right? I don't want them to start disrespecting me.
Lois: They already disrespect you.
[Lois drags Peter by the legs out of the casino.]
CrazySponge: well that just happened. 
SpongeBot: How much money did he lose to us?
CrazySponge: a couple thousand
SpongeBot678: Wow.
CrazySponge: yeah. anyways, back to–
[More banging is heard on the door.]
CrazySponge: ha, see, the suspense is gone, so its probably gonna be someone like marge simpson or–
[Some FANDOM agents bust the door down holding some assault rifles.]
CrazySponge: OH SHIT! IT'S–
SpongeBot678: I don't think those are the bartenders I ordered.
Patrick Star: Yooooooo! It's the men in black!
FANDOM Agent 1: …we're all women.
FANDOM Agent 2: Yeah, upper management wanted the team to be more diverse.
Jess: Then why are you all white?
FANDOM Agent 2: …well, not THAT diverse.
FANDOM Agent 1: We caught wind of underage gambling going in here, which is obviously against our terms of use. 
CrazySponge: underage… gambling? heh, there's no gambling going on here.
[Pan over to Zoltan's Mum at a slot machine.]
Slot Machine: Winner! Congratulations! You won five dollars.
Zoltan's Mum: I'm a genius.
[Pan back over to the FANDOM agents.]
CrazySponge: i uh… heh, funny story actually-
FANDOM Agent 1: All we ask is that you simply co-operate and help us shut this place down, or we might have to take action.
CrazySponge: ratiooooooooooooo
FANDOM Agent 3: Sir, this is serious. You wouldn't want to be globalled, would you?
CrazySponge: pffffffffffffffft, you wouldn't dare.
FANDOM Agent 3: Oh, really?
[Through the casino window we can see Ally being carted away into a police van.]
Ally: YOU'RE ALL COCKSUCKERS!
CrazySponge: (gulps)
SpongeBot678: I wouldn't worry about her, she'll be back tomorrow on an alt account.
FANDOM Agent 1: A what?
SpongeBot678: Nothing.
CrazySponge: well um… you know the… one thing i sh- JASBRE DID IT!
FANDOM Agent 3: Who?
CrazySponge: J-J-J-JASBRE! HE DID IT! YEP! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!
SpongeBot678: No it's not you-
[A sign on the back wall reading "Crazy's Casino" falls down to reveal a sign underneath it reading "Jasbre Corp. Casino".]
CrazySponge: AHA! SEE?! IT WAS ALL HIM! I AM COMPLETELY INNOCENT!
[Jasbre walks in, perfectly fine.]
Jasbre: Hey guys, what'd I mi–
[The various FANDOM agents tackle him and start beating him to death.]
SpongeBot678: Hmm… Jasbre torture porn much?
CrazySponge: nah… it's not our fault he let us steal his casino.
Jasbre: …mother.
CrazySponge: (yawn) well, good time was had by all, im pooped
FANDOM Agent 1: Yes I suppose we should be go– GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!
[The camera pans over to reveal nothing.]
CrazySponge: yeah theres no joke. just steamed hams reference for the sake of there being a steamed hams reference
FANDOM Agent 1: See? Us FANDOM staff do have a sense of humor. But seriously, we should be going. Cuff him up, people.
[Jasbre gets handcuffed by the FANDOM agents.]
Jasbre: And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling Heinz– oh who am I kidding I've been framed.
[Jasbre gets thrown in a police van next to Ally.]
Jasbre: Wassup?
Ally: Chicken ass that's what.
FANDOM Agent 2: Later, virgins!
[The FANDOM agents begin to drive off into the sunset.]
Jess: Looks like Team FANDOM is blasting off again.
CrazySponge: well, alls well that ends well, eh paigey waigey?
SpongeBot678: Please don't call me that.
Primitive: Yeah, only I can do that!
CrazySponge: when did you get here
Primitive: I show up whenever my Primitive senses start tingling.
CrazySponge: …ok then. so, what's the moral of today's story?
SpongeBot678: …don't steal other people's casinos?
CrazySponge: that works for me.
Primitive: What are you guys gonna do now?
CrazySponge: i'm going to disney world!
Primitive: Cool! Can I come?
CrazySponge: no.
[Fade back to Kirkburn's house. We go down into a hidden basement, full of cool futuristic computers, more FANDOM police vans, battle plans, weapons, and the works.]
Kirkburn: (on phone) -look, all I'm saying is that that's the fourth complain we've got about The World of SBFW this week alone!
FANDOM Agent: (on other end) Let me guess… Golfpecks?
Kirkburn: (on phone) Ohhh yeah. What a sexy man that guy is–
FANDOM Agent: (on other end) George, don't you think you're making too much of a deal about a SpongeBob fanfiction website?
Kirkburn: THEY'RE NOT JUST SPONGEBOB FANFICTION WRITERS! THEY'RE DEGENERATES! THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY INSANE! THIS ONE CHICK WROTE A SCRIPT WHERE MR. KRABS HAS SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH CORPSES!
FANDOM Agent: (on other end, starts smirking)
Kirkburn: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?! THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF HERE!
FANDOM Agent: (on other end) Sure, man. Whatever you say.
Kirkburn: Whatever I say indeed! We need to do something about this place, and we need to do something fa-
[The FANDOM agent hangs up.]
Kirkburn: H- hello?
[Pause.]
Kirkburn: Whatever. I don't need any assistance anyway. Well… maybe except for one individual…
[Golfpecks gets teleported into Kirkburn's base.]
Golfpecks256: Why, hello there honey.
Kirkburn: (flirty) Hey there, sweety-pie. See? Who needs a bitch when you have that sexy hunk Golfpecks? A-anyway, I've summoned you here for a reason, Golfpecks.
Golfpecks256: Are you finally gonna do something about that vile wiki? Well, be warned, I tried to do that all the way back in Season One, and I even got the help of a much more sensible SpongeBob wiki too, but somehow they still managed to come on top…
Kirkburn: Oh, don't worry Golf. My plan is going to be on a much grander scheme. There's absolutely no WAY they'll be able to stop me.
Golfpecks256: Good… I like a productive man, not as much as I like Dan though.
Kirkburn: Who?
Golfpecks256: Sorry, did I say something?
Kirkburn: Yeah you said you had crush on someone cal-
Golfpecks256: GET BACK TO WORK!
Kirkburn: Sorry, darling.
Golfpecks256: Oh, don't worry. So… what were you planning anyway?
Kirkburn: Oh yeah. You see, the plan is simple. What we're gonna do is-
[The episode suddenly cuts to black.]
Kirkburn: Fucking hell.
[End.]
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