You Add To The Story Bois

== Rules ==
No 18+
This is a Warriors fanfic
Canon characters only
That's all run wild and don't be even remotely afraid to make it go insane because that's the whole point children
== Chapter One ==
FIRESTAR: Don't ever go to chick-fil-a. It sucks.
TIGERCLAW: HOW DARE YOU I WILL KILL YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GRAYSTRIPE: Popcorn?
DARKSTRIPE: ...sure.
LONGTAIL: Graystripe, how dare you talk to Darkstripe!
YELLOWFANG: Wait, where are we? Because I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to have wings.
GRAYSTRIPE: *throws popcorn at Longtail*
LONGTAIL: *very offended*
HOLLYLEAF: Hello I am from the future! I am Firestar's granddaughter!
FIRESTAR: wat!
LIONHEART: *Steals Graystripe's popcorn*
PRINCESS: AHAHAHAHA! IT'S ALL GOING TO PLAN NOW!
CLOUDKIT: MOTHER NO
FIRESTAR: I THINK YOU MEAN
FIRESTAR/PRINCESS: MOTHER YES!
CLOUDKIT: ????????
TALLSTAR: Why am I in ThunderClan camp???????????????
DARKSTRIPE: I DON'T KNOOOW
TALLSTAR: WELL BLA
ALDERHEART: I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE! YOU ALL ARE GOING TO DIE!
PRINCESS: Noooooooooooo!
GOOSFEATHER: *comes in wearing gangster glasses and a cap* BRO I'M the one that predicts the future. Get outta here. *kicks Alderheart to h-e-double-hockeypoles*
ROCK: I don't have to predict the future, I am destine to watch it unfold. Buuuuut, that means I know who you all end up marrying...BUT I WON'T TELL YOUUU!
CLOUDKIT: *grabs ears* I MUST KNOW PLEASE I MUST KNOW WHO I WILL MARRYYYYYYYYY
PRINCESS: Calm down, child. *hands Cloudkit some green butter*
CLOUDKIT: what am I supposed to do with this
CLOUDKIT:
CLOUDKIT: wait how am I holding this
ERIN HUNTER: *walks out of de sky* Hello
GOOSEFEATHER: AAH! A TWOLEG! LEAVE AT ONCE YOU DEMON, FOR YOU WILL CURSE THE FOREST WITH YOUR FOUL PRESENCE
ERIN HUNTER: Relax, children, I am your creator.
DOVEWING: THANK YOU, I AM PERFECT BECAUSE OF YOUU
CLOUDKIT: EW GROSS WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BOW DOWN TO A TWOLEG
JAYFEATHER: *randomly pops into existence* WHAT THE *bleep blep* IS HAPPENING I *bleepeeeepepep* SWEAR THAT I *blep bloop blop* SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT!
PRINCESS: *gasps* COVER YOUR EARS CLOUDKIT
CLOUDKIT: What does *bleep* mean?
EVERYONE: AAH!
FIRESTAR: JAYFEATHER! GO JUMP IN THE LAKE!
JAYFEATHER: NO! [BLEEP]! [BLEEEEEP]! AND FURTHERMORE, [BEEEEP]!
CLOUDKIT: *cheerfully* [BLEEP]! [BLEEP]! [BLEEP]!
FIRESTAR: OH CLOUDKIT NO!
PRINCESS: CLOUDKIT! You must get a spankin now *gives cLOUdkit a leSpank*
SQUIRRELFLIGHT: YOU TOO JAYFEATHER
JAYFEATHER: I REFUUUUUSE *ascends into StarClan*
TIGERCLAW: But I don't think you die.
JAYFEATHER: *falls back into Earth* AWWW
TIGERHEART: DaD? *leaves*
ROWANSTAR: MA SON
SANDSTORM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FIRESTAR: YOU REALLY NEED TO READ THE NEXT BOOK, CHI-
[twelve bricks fall on Firestar's head]
FIRESTAR: OW OW OW, OKAY, OKAY, FINEEE
NORTHSTAR: *Comes walking cooly in.* "Wats up boys?"
CLOUDKIT: EWWWWWwwww did you read the rules? ONLY CANON CHARACTERS ALLOWED *shoves Northstar out the leDoor*
JAYFEATHER:YEAH, YOU *bleeep* *bleep*.
GRAYSTRIPE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH!
DARKSTRIPE: Shh.
GRAYSTRIPE: YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY TAIL!!!
DARKSTRIPE: Entirely intentional.
JAYFEATHER: WHAT THE *bleep*!
BROKENSTAR: JAYFEATHER I HAVE COME TO CAT-NAP YOU. 
JAYFEATHE: D: NO *bleep*! 
EVERYONE: JAYFEATHER!!1! THERE ARE KITS HERE!!
JAYFEATHER: DO YOU THINK I *BLEEP* CARE?!?!?!?!?!!?!
LEAFPOOL: *kills Jayfeather*
EVERYONE: THANK YOU
==Chapter Two==
VIOLETSHINE: Twigpaw, I'm so proud of you!
BRAMBLESTAR: Twigpaw ur name is Twigbranch.
TWIGBRANCH: AAGAHAGH BRAMBLESTAR U [*BEEP*] *attaccs*
BRAMBLESTAR: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I TAKE IIT BACK. WHAT. DO U. WANT UR NAME TO BE?
TWIGBRANCH: I WANNA BE CALLEED TWIGFBI!!!
BRAMBLESTAR: ur name is now Twigfbi.
SPOTKIT: Can I hav dat suffix
HOLLYLEAF: I ressructed!!1!1!1 *kills breezepelt and gives his life to Ashfur*
ASHFUR: Yeet
LIONBLAZE: *dabs*
DOVEWING: AAAAHAHHHHHHHHH NUUUUU DABSS ARE LAST YEAR 
IVYPOOL: GET HIIIIIMMMM!!!
EVERYONE: *kills lionblaze*
AMBERMOON: *constantly smashes face into pie*
ALDERHEART: *le stabs self*
HAWKFROST: *everything bad happens to him*
SQUIRRELFLIGHT: I rEtIre froM bEIng ur Dep!
BRAMBLESTAR: Holly you are the new deputy
HOLLYLEAF: *makes it rain with cash* ye
EVERYONE: *cheering and doing fortnite dances*
BRAMBLESTAR: has a heart attack and dies
HOLLYLEAF: I will be the greatest leader in all time, cause I give free cheesepuffs!
SNAPKIT: But... I like just cheese!
AT THE GATHERING
MISTYSTAR: I heard the new leader Hollystar gives cheese puffs to her clan.
TIGERSTAR: LUCKY!!!!!!! >:(
HARESTAR: Where did she get them tho? :=
HOLLYSTAR: U DONT WANNA KNO
CROWFODDER: YES WE DO
HOLYLYSTAR: UR MOM
[ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOME RANDOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING...]
GRAYSTRIPE: *walks in with a latte* DID I MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
YELLOWFANG: Maaaaaybe
TIGERCLAW: I DON'T UNDERSTAND! WHY- WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER?! *gestures at Tigerstar*
TIGERSTAR: I'M YOU, BUT OLDER
GRAYSTRIPE: OH
GRAYSTRIPE: UHHH
GRAYSTRIPE: BYYYYYYEEEEE
FIRESTAR: WAIT! Graystripe! Your... two-leg drink!
YELLOWFANG: I don't understand. Where'd he get the two-leg drink? And why?
PRINCESS: Why? Well, for the same reason why I'm here and not at the Twolegplace.
YELLOWFANG: WHICH IS???
PRINCESS: NONE AT ALLLL!!!
CLOUDKIT: I'm confused!!!
PRINCESS: AS YOU SHOULD BE
CLOUDKIT: But why?
PRINCESS: BECAUSE I SAID SO
CLOUDKIT: Awwwww, but I don't want to.
PRINCESS: TOOOOO BAAAAD!
FIRESTAR: Does anyone else feel like there'll be an explosion soon?
BRIGHTSTAR: HELLOOOO!
FIRESTAR: AAA!
YELLOWFANG: *yowls*
SCOURGE: ARRGH!
CLOUDKIT: WOAH!
[BOOM]
JAYFEATHER: Now I've used up all my bombs...
TIGERCLAW: I'm afraid.
CLOUDKIT: Of what?
TIGERCLAW: OF THE WITCH!
 FIRESTAR: How do you known she is a witch?
 JAYFEATHER: I'M NOT A WITCH! I'M NOT A WITCH! (And I'm not a she-cat, either...)
 CLOUDKIT: Then why are you dressed like one?
 FIRESTAR: Did you dress her like that?
 TIGERCLAW: Well, yes, but... HE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!
 YELLOWFANG: A newt.
 TIGERCLAW: *sheepishly* I got better...
 THUNDERCLAN: BURN HIM ANYWAY!
 YELLOWFANG: There are ways of telling if he's a witch.
 CLOUDKIT: Wood burns, soooo...
 FIRESTAR: WITCHES MUST BE MADE OF WOOD!
 YELLOWFANG: BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HIM!
 FIRESTAR: Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
 GRAYSTRIPE: Oh, yeah...
 YELLOWFANG: Does wood sink in water?
 SCOURGE: No.
 CLOUDKIT: No. It floats.
 FIRESTAR: THROW HER INTO THE LAKE!
 JAYFEATHER: WHAT?! I HATE YOU ALL! URGH, time to go to the Twolegplace.
 YELLOWFANG: ...awww. Now we can't burn him!
 CLOUDKIT: Does nobody care that Scourge is here?!
 SCOURGE: *hides behind tree*
 TIGERCLAW: Actually, the fact that we just spent ten minutes re-enacting a Monty Python script is probably more important.
 CLOUDKIT: Oh, yeah.
 YELLOWFANG: Hm.
 FIRESTAR: Hm.
 JAYFEATHER: ONE LAST BOMB, FOR LUCK!
 THE FOUR CLANS: AAAAAA!
JAYFEATHER: HAHAHA I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
BRIERLIGHT: Jayfeather, don't.
JAYFEATHER: Oh, but-but I really want to...
BRIERLIGHT: *Turns into Rock*
ROCK: HAHA
JAYFEATHER: AAA *Launches bomb*
STICK: JAYFEATHER, NOOO!
CLOUDKIT: WHAT THE-
PRINCESS: *slaps Cloudkit*
JAYFEATHER: Hey, what the *bleep* did you slap your son for? He didn't do anything!
PRINCESS: YOU ARE A *BLEEP* *Slaps Jayfeather*
CLOUDKIT: [BLEEP]
PRINCESS: NO D:
SCOURGE: [a long string of beeps which I doubt would be suitable for any audience]
FIRESTAR: *kicks Scourge into the next century*\
EVERYONE: //Claps for Firestar// WELL DONE
MEANWHILE, IN THE NEXT CENTURY...
SCOURGE: NOOOO! MY BEAUTIFUL FORESSSSSST!
== Chapter Three ==
JAYFEATHER: Now that the villain has been defeated, shall we party?
TIGERCLAW: BUT TIGERSTAR STILL EXISTS!
TIGERSTAR: I'M OLDER YOU, IDIOT! *slaps Tigerclaw*
THE DARK FOREST: HA 
IVYPOOL: NUUUUUUUU 
BREEZEPELT: YOU HAS COME FER MEH. AH NEW IT. 
BROKENSTAR: By the powers invested in me by myself, I hereby name you Cheesepelt.
CHEESEPELT: D: NUUUUU I DON'T WANNA BE- *is slaped by Mapleshade* 
MAPLESHADE: STOP WHINING.
BLUESTAR: Because you disturbed my sleep, I hereby re-name you... MAPLESYRUP.
MAPLESYRUP: *Gives Bluestar a look of annoyance// Har.har. I HEREBY NAME YOU...BLUECHEESE
BLUESTAR: BUT I AM A STARCLAN QUEEEEN!
FIRESTAR: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS BLUECHEESE
BLUECHEESE: YES IT IS, FIRESTUPID
FIRESTUPID: HOW RUDE
MAPLESYRUP: HAHAHA, FIRESTUPID!
FIRESTUPID: YOU ALL ARE DUMB
MAPLESYRUP: SAYS THE CAT WITH STUPID IN HIS NAME! HAHA!
=== We interrupt this chapter to inform you that the original creator of this page, QuailWhiskerTheTrash, is very proud of you all. ===
== Chapter 3, continued. ==
FIRESTUPID: I HEREBY RE-NAME MYSELF 'FIREAWESOME'.
FIREAWESOME: BECAUSE I'M A LEADER, TOO.
MAPLESYRUP: WAIT ONLY LEADERS HAVE THIS NAME-CHANGING POWER?
CLOUDKIT: Maple syrup is awesome. The syrup, not the cat.
MAPLESYRUP. I'm going to pretend you didn't say that last part. Thank you, Cloudkit, aka CloudCandy.
CLOUDCANDY: What's candy?
FIREAWESOME: Aren't we in Britain?
MAPLESYRUP: No, we are ON MARS *Teleports everyone to Mars* HAHA
THE FOUR CLANS: *die*
STARCLAN CAT #1: Look, lots of new StarClan cats!
STARCLAN CAT #2: What happened? Did the forest burn down, or something?
MAPLESYRUP: No, we went to MARS!
YELLOWFANG: Aren't those my ancestors?
STARCLAN CAT #1: What is 'Mars'? It sounds like a herb.
MAPLESYRUP: NO IT'S A FISH YOU FLUFF-BRAIN.
STARCLAN CAT #1: Okay, yeesh
STARCLAN CAT #2: Wait, you went to a fish and then all died?
MAPLESYRUP:YES. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
EVERYONE: YES!
STARCLAN CAT #2: How did you all die from a fish?
STARCLAN CAT #1: *In reasoning tone* Maybe it was poisoned. 
CLOUDKIT: IT WAS NOT *bleep* POISONED.
JAYFEATHER: Atta-boy, Cloudkit.
PRINCESS: *Uses new-found powers to continuously murder Jayfeather*
MAPLESYRUP: *BLEEP*
PRINCESS: NO MAPLE SYRUP. *Smacks*
MAPLESYRUP: HOW RUDE
JAYFEATHER: [BEEP]
PRINCESS: COME ONE CLOUDKIT, WE'RE LEAVING
CLOUDCANDY: [BEEP]
PRINCESS: NAUGHTY KIT
CLOUDKIT: I AM NOT A KIT ANYMORE. IMMA DOG
PRINCESS: WHAT
FIRE-FACE:GaSP. Ur a cloudy doggo :0
MAPLE SYRUP: WOOF
PRINCESS: I REPEAT, WHAT
CLOUDKIT: It's better if you stay ignorant of the truth.
PRINCESS: WHICH IS???
CLOUDKIT: *glances at fourth wall* NOTHIIIING
PRINCESS:*YELLS LOOUUDDLLYY*
FIRE-FACE: WAIT WHO AM I
MAPLE SYRIP: YOU WHERE FIRESTAR, BUT U GOT DEMOTED XD
PRINCESSSTAR: AND NOW I'M THE LEADER
MAPLE SYRUP:*is terrified* PLEASE NO
PRINCESSSTAR: TOO LATE I NEEDED A REASON FOR BEING HERE
MAPLE SYRUP:YOU HAVE A REASON, IT'S SO WE CAN DRAMATICALLY KILL YOUUU
PRINCESSSTAR: BUT AREN'T WE ALL DEAD?
MAPLY SYRUP: THAN YOU SHALL DIE AGAIN!!
TIGERCLAW: HAHAHAAHHAAAHHHAAAAAA
TIGERHEART: AHHHHAHHHAHHHAHHH
TIGERSTAR: AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAHA
TIGERHEAR:I WILL NEVER BE LIKE TIGERSTAR! 
MAPLE SYRUP: *whispering* Should we tell him?
YELLOWFANG: I have a computer now!
PRINCESSSTAR: *GASP* I HEREBY MAKE YOU THE LEADER, YELLOWSTAR
PRINCESSMOUSE: I AM NOW PRINCESSMOUSE
YELLOWSTAR: wait what
PRINCESSMOUSE: WHAAAAAAAAAT
CLOUDCANDY:I'm a prince now!
CLOUDCANDY: wait nevermind mother isn't the leader anymore :c
PRINCESSMOUSE:WELL DUNG
== Chapter 4 ==
Meanwhile, back in the forest...
SCOURGE: >:3
SCOURGE: Now I rule everything! 
SCOURGE:Well, all of the cats anyways. 
STILL SCOURGE: And by cats, I mean kittypets, 'cause the clans are gone...
STILL SCOURGE: ...and now I'm alone...
YEP, STILL SCOURGE: ...and I want cookies... :(
RANDOM KITTYPET: lol no I'M the king of the kittypets
SCOURGE: :( *sadness*
SCOURGE:GASp WAIt. What if I killed myself, and then went to rule StarCan!
SCOURGE: *is conveniently hit by a vehicle that for some reason hadn't already crashed into a tree*
In StarClan...
SCOURGE: *gasp* I'm in StarClan!
CLOUDCANDY: Why does HE have to be here?
PRINCESSSTAR:Maybe because he secretly had a nice side and StarClan forgave him.
PRINCESSSTAR:....No, that's not right.
STARCLAN CAT #3: This story isn't canon at all, so EVERYTHING IS CORRECT!
SCOURGE: So the idea that everyone who doesn't support my evilness is stupid is correct??
STARCLAN CAT #3: No :D
PRINCESSSTAR: HAHAHA!!!
CLOUDCANDY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SCOURGE:THAN I GUESS I WILL KILL YOU ALL!....again....
STARCLAN CAT #2: Can we even die twice?
FIREAWESOME: HELLOOOOOOO
GREYPELT: I HAVE MORE LATTES!!!
CLOUDCANDY: WHAT THE BEEP IS A LATTE
SCOURGE: ...did you just say 'beep' out loud?
CLOUDCANDY: Yep
SCOURGE: I need a holiday...
YELLOWFANG: Now you feel my pain.
CLOUDCANDY: NYEHHHHHH
JAYFEATHER: NI!
YELLOWFANG: What?
JAYFEATHER: [backs away] uhh... nothing...
CLOUDCANDY: NI! NI! NI!
YELLOWFANG: *Facepalm*
CLOUDCANDY: HAHAHA *BEEP* NI!
SCOURGE: [screams of fear]
CINDERPELT: *does a frontflip and claps* Heyo! lololololololololololololol
SCOURGE: [scrambles backwards in an undignified but cat-like manner]
CLOUDCANDY: Awwww :(
A RANDOM STARCLAN CAT: AHHHHH YA'LL ARE INSANE AAAAA
SCOURGE: IT IS Y'ALL NOT YA'LL
YELLOWFANG: NOBODY CARES
SCOURGE: :'(
CLOUDCANDY: [clears throat]
CLOUDCANDY: y'all'ren't
JAYFEATHER: I can do better!
JAYFEATHER: y'all'ren't've'reshan't
STARCLAN CAT #2: What? That isn't a word.
JAYFEATHER/CLOUDCANY: THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
STARCLAN CAT #2: ALSO. I HAVE NO NAME. HOW SAD.
EVERYONE ELSE: [evil laughter]
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