Woah Nelly

Woah Nelly is the eleventh episode of OpenSpongeBob. It was written by OpenAI and FireMatch. It is the season two premiere.
==Transcript==
(The episode begins with SpongeBob eating a chili pepper)
SpongeBob: Woah nelly! We got a major problem with SpongeBob airdates! Encyclopedia SpongeBobia says "Patrick the Mailman" is gonna air after "Say Awww!" on May 20, but Futon Critic says that "Captain Pipsqueak" and "Say Awww!" is going to air on May 20. Which one is right? This one, or this one? We're gonna find out on May 20.
Gary: Meow? (what the fuck bro)
SpongeBob: Sorry Gary, it’s the chili pepper that made me say that.
Gary: Meow. (if you say so…)
SpongeBob: C’mon, Gary, let’s go outside for walkies.
(SpongeBob puts Gary on a leash and takes him outside)
SpongeBob: Ah, what a lovely day, isn’t it, Gary?
(They walk through town, and eventually come across a billboard with a picture of a mailman on it)
SpongeBob: Hey, look, Gary! It’s Patrick the Mailman!
Gary: Meow? (who’s that?)
SpongeBob: That’s Patrick, the mailman from the episode “Patrick the Mailman”. He’s gonna make his debut on May 20!
Gary: Meow! (cool!)
(They continue walking, and eventually come across an old man sitting on a bench)
Old Man: Howdy, kids! What brings you two out this way?
SpongeBob: We’re just out taking a walk, sir.
Old Man: Ah, I see. Well, this is a nice day for a walk, isn’t it?
SpongeBob: It sure is!
Old Man: Say, you ain’t seen Captain Pipsqueak around here, have ya?
SpongeBob: Captain Pipsqueak?
Old Man: Yeah, he’s a pirate that’s supposed to be sailing in these parts soon. He’s gonna be on May 20.
SpongeBob: May 20? That’s the same day as Patrick the Mailman!
Old Man: Aw, shucks! I didn’t know that. Well, I guess I’ll just have to watch ‘em both. 
SpongeBob: Yeah, me too!
Old Man: Alright, have a good one, kids.
(The old man leaves)
SpongeBob: Wow, Gary! That was really strange.
Gary: Meow. (tell me about it)
SpongeBob: So, what do you think? Is Patrick the Mailman gonna air after “Say Awww!” on May 20, or is it gonna be Captain Pipsqueak?
Gary: Meow! (who knows?)
SpongeBob: I guess we’ll just have to wait and see on May 20.
Gary: Meow. (sounds like a plan!)
(They walk off into the sunset)
THE END
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