Gory Gloria

== Plot ==
Gloria can't take it with the Green family anymore, so she goes on a violent rampage.
== Transcript ==
Cricket: Hi, Gloria!
(Gloria doesn't respond for some reason.)
Cricket: Gloria...?
Gloria: [punches Cricket]
Cricket: OW! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!
Gloria: I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!!! IT'S YOU!!!! YOU APPEAR IN EVERY EPISODE!!!!! I DON'T EVEN WANNA LOOK AT YOU!!  YOU LOST ALL RESEMBLANCE TO THE LITTLE KIDS I KNEW!!!!
Nancy: Gloria! Calm dow--
Gloria: DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AND YOU MUST LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCES!!!! (to Cricket) AND IF YOU ARE EVER ON-SCREEN AGAIN, CRICKET, I WILL KILL YOU!
Bill: What's going on over here?!
Gloria: SHUT THE [CENSORED] UP, BILL!
Cricket, Tilly, Bill, Nancy, Alice: GASP!!!!
Bill: Gloria! We're on Disney Channel! You can't say th--
Gloria: I DON'T CARE!!!
Nancy: Gloria, please! Cricket is the mai--
Gloria: [throws Nancy in the air]
Nancy: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Cricket: M-mom??
Gloria: She doesn't love you anymore! NOW, DON'T YOU EVER RUN AWAY FROM ME, AND YOU MUST COME WITH ME!!!!
Cricket: HELP!
Tilly: Don't worry, Cricket! We'll save you!
[We cut to an abandoned house, and inside we see Cricket taped to a chair, with lots to cuts and bruises and blood, and with shoes on.]
Cricket: Please...Gloria...let...me...go...
Gloria: NEVER YOU SON OF A [CENSORED]!!!!
[Three minutes later...]
Bill: Any sign of Gloria, Tilly?
Tilly: I found her! She is about to attack Remy!
Alice: My time has come!
[Alice throws her sword at Gloria at stabs her. Then Gloria dies.]
Bill: Great job, guy---wait, what?!
[Cut to Nancy disguised as Gloria being stabbed by Alice's sword]
Nancy: Why?!!! Why would do this?! I am your wife!!! Ahh! The pain!!! It's unbearable!
Tilly: WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!!!
Nancy: Tell Cricket I love him! [dies]
Bill: NANCY!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!! [cries] YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, GLORIA!!!
[We then cut to Gloria.]
Gloria: Take that, Nancy!