Alice Merrison

Alice Merrison is a 4th grader that attends south park elementary. Shes roman catcholic and caucasian like most of the kids in the school
Origins
Alice and her older brother Anthony were born in Boston and were raised by a single mother who loved to get her hands on various different hook ups to kill time. The reason Alice is living in south park is pretty hectic. During 2AM Alice's mom thought it was a good idea to set a hotdog in the microwave for a whole 5 hours out of her drunk stupor. Next day, the entire kitchen and most of the house was on fire exepct the basement and her and her brothers room. Alice woke up from the smoke, grabbed her electronic bag and booked it out of there faster than corona spreads back in 2020. She had to drag Anthony out since hes such a heavy sleeper. As her mom was coming to her senses she decided to drive as long as possible to a place where they could rent a new apartment. They then made it to South Park,Colorado just before the car ran out of gas and they rented an apartment there. For this reason Alice lives in an apartment and not in a house like most inhabitants of the state
Personality
Alice is an avid gamer, playing any video game she can get her hands on with her huge supply of electronic devices. Alice is very rugged, tomboyish and exudes bruh girl vibes, but is also really nice and sometimes exudes 🥺 girl vibes, really liking bikinis and cute kittens
Criminal record
Alice has done some crimes, but not many
1.Cannibalism?:Idk if this counts but Alice used to have a twin that She ate while still in the womb
2.Arson: Alice(In her supervillain identity,Hakai) blew up an adbandoned shed with TNT and laughed maniacally until she got bored and went home to play super smash Bros
3.Murder:yeaaaah, turns out the shed had Kenny in It.....and the door was locked....
4.Public Disturbance: Alice stripped down in a public fountain and threw a middle finger at karens. She was almost caught by the police and sent to juvie but she kicked the officers in the nuts and booked it
Music
Alice is shown to have an extensive musical talent, auditioning for fingerbang but unfortunatly not making the final cut, being replaced by Wendy cause of Stan's blind adoration for her. Alice sang "Fight Song" for the lulz in the school talent show and ended up getting a pretty nice amount of applause, much to her Surprise
Secret identity
Alice has a secret streamer identity known as "Sarabellum Kitty". She is a "Kittycat twitch streamer that lives in south carolina and works at one of the Raisins branches there part time". Sarabellum kitty has 190K twitch subscribers under that identity. The only people that know about that identity are her immedeate and extended family and she plans to keep it that way forever
Sexuality
Alice is currently questioning in regards to the genders shes attracted to but shes polyamourous and She/her
Outfits xdddd
Trivia
* Alice is ambidextrous
* Alice has about 20 electronic devices and plans to make it atleast 25
* Alice's favourite show is Dora The Explorer but she tells others its the Simpsons to not be made fun of
* Alice tries to hide the fact shes Sarabellum kitty by pretending to not know who she Is, but one time, she broke character and almost revealed her identity but she spiraled it into another conversation
* Alice likes to tell others that she came up with her super identity name, Hakai, cause she is from japanese royal blood descent and knows the language fluently, but, in reality she just put the word destruction into google translate
* Alice used to have a crush on Token but after she found out hes dating Nichole she decided to let them have their Moment
* Alice still remembers when she turned into a zombie unlike Wendy, saying it was the most thrilling experience of her life
* Alice once spiked the punch bowl at a party with apple cider vinegar and peanut oil and blamed her brother. By doing so she had to pretend to fall victim to the prank by "unkowingly" drinking some....so thats how she found out she was super allergic to peanuts
* Alice is cousins with Heidi
Finally, Alice once puked in a tequila bottle.....long story
Quotes she definetley said
* My secret code is kicking the police in the nuts and running out of there...its from experience
* All Skype users are just annoying buisnessy boomers!
* I just went on Mrs.Stevens LinkedIn and she works as a con artist...atleast its better than being an armpit sniffer like Betty Mackintoss or whatever shes called
* Fuck off fatass(Her after being called daddy issues girl by Cartman)
* DID YOU JUST CALL ME EMO?!?(Her after being called an emo poser by Henrietta)
* Oh, Sarabellum kitty? Nope, never heard of her, never ever in my whole 10 year life, hehe!(Her after being asked if she knows Sarabellum kitty
* What...?(Her in the Rainforest Shmainforest episode in response to being introduced to the ggwk choir)
* WOAH! SO I WAS A ZOMBIE?!?(Her after being told she was a zombie in the season 1 halloween episode)
Pfttt, Stan looks like offbrand Pippi Longstocking! Peppy Shorthoisery! HAHAHA!(Her after seeing Stan's costume in the same episode)