A Fort Out Here In The Woods

"A Fort Out Here In The Woods" is a song from the Hamster & Gretel episode "Lair Necessities".
==Lyrics==
Kevin: It had a moat of alligators that went all the way around
An indoor-outdoor slide, and a merry-go-round
It had a zip-line, a ball pit, a table for ping-pong
Fred (spoken): I think perhaps you might be remembering this wrong.
Kevin: We were the envy of all of our friends
Fred (spoken): You may be looking at this through a nostalgic lens.
Kevin (spoken, one line): Maybe.
Kevin: But I know we had a fort out here in the woods
It was not accessible by map or compass
A secret place in our neighborhood
Where we could get away from things and really cause a rumpus
With a little bit of work, it could be our new lair
Add a computer station and a comfy chair
A place we could decide upon our marching order
Could our old fort be our new headquarters?
I think our old fort could be our new headquarters
We're going to have a fort out here in the woods
We'll have a hideout, a homebase
An inner sanctum―
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