Café Clip 6

What do mini-figures eat? Ha, like we'll ever get around to that here...
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Two Mars Mission Aliens sit at a table.
Alien 1: Imagine how cool we could have been.
Alien 2: Yeah, if only our theme had stuck around a bit longer.
Alien 1: We could have had such cool ships!
Alien 2: So many crystals!
Alien 1: All different kinds of crystals!
Alien 2: Purple Crystals!
Alien 1: Green crystals!
Alien 2: Didn't we already have green crystals?
Alien 1: I thought they were yellow...
Alien 2: Speaking of Green Crystals, there are the Power Miners.
Alien 1: It would have been cool if we had been in Power Miners.
Alien 2: Are we going to eat anything?
Alien 1: I'm not hungry. Are you?
Alien 2: No, not really.
Silence for a couple of seconds.
Alien 1: What are we even doing here?
Alien 2: Nothing. We have no purpose in life anymore. 
Alien 1: I guess it's better than being beat up by Astro's every day.
Silence for a couple of seconds.
Alien 1: Hey, do you think that Pharaoh Hotep will forget that I forgot before?
Alien 2: I don't know... Maybe I should go, since I haven't fought yet.
Alien 1: Good idea! And I'll go steal the Queen's fleet again, so that we can back you up!
Alien 2: Watch out, I heard that since she started taking those law courses, she's been really short-tempered...
On the other side of the cafeteria...
Darth Vader: Hey, um, Queen Hippopotamus, can I sit here?
Alien Queen: NO, YOU OVER-POWERED, MASK-WEARING, SUPER-EVIL VILLAIN!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH YOU AND YOUR "STAR WARS" KIND HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO STEAL THE ETERNAL GLORY OF TRUE FIGHTING MINIFIGURES LIKE MYSELF, BUT TO THINK I WOULD ALLOW YOU TO SIT AT MY TABLE?!?!?!? GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I FILE A LAWSUIT, YOU FOOL!!!!!!!
Silence as Darth Vader slowly begins backing away.
Alien Queen: And my name is Queen Hypagyrtis, you overgrown bat.
The room is silent. Back with the aliens...
Alien 1: I see what you mean.
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