Steal This Episode/Quotes

:Homer: But what if I want a drink of cooled water?!
:Lenny: Well you should have thought of that when you weren't watching the movie!
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:(At the movie theater, where the Simpsons are about to watch a Radioactive Man film)
:Homer: Two adults, two kids, and one senior with the mind of a baby, so he should be free.
:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: For the 3-D show, that'll be $72.
:Homer: Wha?
:Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Or, for $10 more, you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate Virtual Reality Vision. (Cut to the outside of a cinema equipped with it, where patrons who are wearing virtual reality helmets are walking out dizzy; one throws up in his helmet.)
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:Homer: Illegally download it? Is that legal?
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:(After being shown how to illegally download movies by Bart)
:Homer: Wow, that was easy. All I had to do was click on-(Scene immediately cuts to footage of NASCAR's 2011 Goody's Fast Relief 500 race)
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:(Talking about a Radioactive Man film with Bart)
:Homer: Boy, that's the greatest thing I've ever watched online that I can talk about with you in the room.
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:(Talking about illegally downloading films)
:Homer: How did you know how to do that?
:Bart: I'm under 30.
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:Lisa: They found us!
:Deputy Director Gratman: There's only one sure fire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building - blasting death metal.
:(cuts to Judas Priest who play "Respecting the Law", Swedish Man rocks out to them)
:Lisa: You like this?
:Swedish Man: Ha ha, Swedes love death metal; it reminds us of death!
:Deputy Director Gratman: Damn those Peace Prize giving fish smokers!
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:(Homer and the others prepare for the premiere)
:Homer: All right, movie. You better be worth it!
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:(after seeing an Radioactive ad at the movie theater before the premiere)
:Homer: Hey, they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!
:Moviegoer #1: Shh!
:Homer: You're shushing Me? This guy's on his cell phone, she's texting, he's sexting, and that guy brought a baby to a 9:00 movie!
:Moviegoer #2: (with Spanish accent) That's negative man.
:Homer: What happened to the movies? First they got worst than TV, and now this! (he breaks his 3-D glasses and the audience gasps and he is kicked out)
:Altar Boy Usher: And stay out!
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:(at the prison bus)
:Homer: What are you guys in for?
:Dan: Bank robbery
:Kevin: Drug trafficking. What about you?
:Homer: Movie piracy. (the prison inmates gasp)
:Dan: People in show business work hard to make these movies!
:Kevin: My media stocks under-performed because of people like you!
:Hank: My brother lost his job as a grip on a movie set because of piracy. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski AIN'T NO GRIP AT ALL! (the prisoners free themselves from their backseat bars and strangles Homer with his cuffs)
:Kevin: You're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers. (the prisoners are ready to kill him, making the bus lose control and fall on a ledge and land on the railroad tracks)
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