Explode

Explode is what happens where there's a lotta energetti in a place, and then it's released all at once. Explode-Guys are the Wo-Guy equivalent to Asplode-Guys. There's a more powerful form of Explode called an Asplode. Bombs like to explode. Guests in RollerCoaster Tycoon like to explode. Angry Birds like to explode. Rockets like to explode. There's a saying about rockets, that rockets explode, but you already knew that from watching Toy Story. Moral of the story is, lots of things like exploding.
The first ever explosion was not at the Big Bang, in fact, the first ever explode happened when Father Bogan tried to do stuff with proto-atoms and accidentally destroying them by making them explode. He founded explodology, the study of explosions. From his findings, he found 3 things that are always true about explosions:
# Explosions can be either epic or lame.
# Looking at explosions makes you wimpy.
# Explosions happen for no reason.
With the explosion sciences out of the way, he began exploding stuff like crazy to find out what happens. He found out that exploding radioactive elements causes death. The worms experimented with explosions after Father Bogan did; what they found out is that you can make crazy awesome weapons with it. Unfortunately for them, they tried to explode Chuck Norris, and all got lobotomized as a result, like an old testament punishment straight out of genesis. Chuck Norris stole their exploding idea and used it to form the Big Bang and the UnUniverse as we know it today.
Explosives manufacturers like using Explode because it's more manageable than Asplode.
== What do I do if I explode? ==
Remain still for the duration of your explosion. Ask yourself this: am I really exploding or am I faking it? Questions like this will distract yourself and make you feel at ease while you're no longer thinking, therefore you aren't. If you're lucky, Super Mario will come buy a precious 1-Up Mushroom to save your life. You can also hope that Napoleon Bonaparte or Dell Conagher have prepared their Revival or Respawn machines respectively to bring you back to life. Most people come out of an explosion completely harmed, so rest assured that even if you do explode, you won't come back safely.
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