This is just not right

date:december 25 2012 location:los angeles california ken was a nice guy and didnt do much until his decorations came alive and chased him all around his backyard until he tripped over a rock laying on the ground the gingerbread guy picked it up and slammed it so hard it cracked and ken head exploded like a watermelon ouch for ken i guess he should got a rid of his decorations when the gingerbread man picked up and slammed it on this gentleman skull it cracked and his entire head just popped like a ballon or like a watermelon exploded everywhere on the grass and gingerbread man face ken realized he was dead doggerel qoute:ken was a nice man and he loved christmas until his christmas decorations camed alive and smashed his skull and head causing his poor death sorry ken