Mario & Luigi's Stupid Adventures of the Multiverse/Transcript

(background music plays)
Mario: Nice for the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Luigi: I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario: Luigi, look! [finds note] It's from Bowser. "Dear pesky plumbers, me and my minions have taken over the multiverse. The princess will soon be a permeant wife for me. I dare you to try to get her back!" Mamaf**ker, not again! This is like the 1,000th time Bowser kidnapped Peach!
Luigi: Well great, which of the millions of universes are we going to get in. Seriously, we are almost certain we will go to the wrong one.
Mario: Don't worry, I think we can go through these portals as fast as we can. We just need to inform everyone in these universes about Bowser taking over.
Luigi: But maybe this isn't such a good idea, these universes could have monsters, ghosts, and worst of all, terror!
Mario: Luigi don't be a scared pussy. Besides haven't you fought King Boo and all that other stuff. It will be fine. Let's-a go.
(Meanwhile in Bowser's Castle)
Bowser: Yes! Yes! Yes! Now that there is absolutely no way these pesky plumbers can get to us. I have now finally achieved my long-time goal! Now that they can't reach me, I can finally marry Princess Peach.
Princess Peach: So you think you can marry me huh, well first of all your a turtle, and second of all your trying to force me to marry you! Don't think I would call the cops.
Bowser: Does the Mushroom Kingdom even have cops? Besides this is Koopa Kingdom, and I, as king will marry you.
Princess Peach: I just hope Mario and Luigi find you and kick your ass like they usually do.
Koopa Troopa: Bowser sir! Dr. Eggman wanted you to have a meeting with him about taking over the multiverse.
Bowser: Alright, I go meet him. Make sure you keep an eye on the princess.
Koopa Troopa: Yes sir Bowser sir!
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