Mephiles Fan Cards (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Amy: “Sorry, Swift, Ava, and Mia. You can’t have our money.”
Sonic: “We need it to pay the bills and get stuff to take down the Eggman Empire.”
Amy: “While we are away trying to make more money to help pay our bills, please behave.”
The two walk outside the door
Swift: “We don’t have much money left!”
Mia: “How are we going to buy every Wintendo first party or second party?”
Ava: she facepalms
Swift: “Wait, what? Why am I a nitwit?”
Ava: “You forgot the one thing we can do to get money. We should become entrepreneurs.”
Swift: “But what are we going to sell?”
Ava: “Mephiles Fan Cards.”
Swift: “Woah! And I thought Doctor Eggman was evil!”
Ava: “I don’t care if Mephiles is evil. We may let some people be fans of him, but that’s OK, because as long as we can make a profit out of these, we can get enough money to buy the entire Legend of Zaida, Kenny, and Stupid Gorilla series! And every Mark spinoff too.”
Swift: “Wait, I thought we had Puff of the Great Outdoors!”
Ava: “We unfortunately got Super Mark Racing 8 and Super Mark Journey instead of those games.”
Swift: “Oh! I remember now!”
Ava: “Let’s sell some Mephiles Fan Cards.”
Prower Towers Mall
Ava: “Swift, try advertising Mephiles Fan Cards.”
Swift: “Mephiles Fan Cards! They will let you like Mephiles! Legally! Just present one to the police and they will let you like Mephiles, despite how evil he is! 10 bucks each!”
Ava and Mia stare at Swift for 3 seconds
Mia: “Even I know your advertising is subpar.”
30 Giraffe Mobians: they get the Mephiles Fan Cards and pay the three 10 Mobiums for each card
Ava: “Well that was too easy.”
Wintendo Game Shop
Swift: he gives his money to the owner of the shop and gets Legend of Zaida: Puff of the Great Outdoors, Cries of the Empire, Kenny Cosmic Friends, Kenny and the Ruined Land, and Stupid Gorilla: Frozen Tropics
Prower Towers Mall
Susan: “Look! I’m selling Mephiles Fan Cards well!”
Sasha: she flies to Acorn Castle with her Orange Rocket jetpack
Sally: “Sasha! What are you doing here?”
Sasha: “What are you doing with the Mephiles Fan Cards?”
Sally: “They are evil. It makes me let someone become an Eggman fan, because being a Mephiles fan is worse! Much worse! He killed millions! That’s why I, along with Princess Sophie and her friends built the Mephiles Fan Card destruction machine.”
Sasha: “What would I do if I was Ricotta the Rabbit?” she stood there thinking until she hugged Sally “Hey, Sally! That’s a great machine you got there!”
Sally: “So you’re going to let me destroy these cards?”
Sasha: “Yes! I wouldn’t care, because I have another card game for you to play!”
Sally: “Hey! That’s just a ruse, isn’t it? Come on, Sasha! I’m not stupid!”
Sasha: “Darn it. You saw right through.”
Outside Prower Towers
Susan: “I got 240! And I bought 4 games for you! I know you don’t have Super Mark Party and Mark Party Hotshots, so add them to your collection! I also got the Super Mark Land games and the first Wark Land.”
Samantha: “SUSAN! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
Susan: “Gotta run!” she gives Swift, Ava, and Mia the games
Samantha: “Swift, Ava, and Mia! Selling Mephiles Fan Cards too? I am calling your Dad and Mom!”
Swift: “Not Samantha!”
Ava: “Sell to the people in the neighborhood!”
Swift: “Let’s go! Rose Family, here we go!”
They run everywhere around the neighborhood trying to find people who want to buy their Mephiles Fan Cards
Swift: "Do you want one?"
Platinum: "You want me to buy cards that will let someone like MEPHILES? DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THIS GUY IS?"
Ava: "But Platinum! It's our only chance at completing our collection! We don't have much money left! We just need to sell something!"
Platinum: "Fine. Go ahead."
Ava: "Why were you here anyway?"
Platinum: "I was going to go to a place where I can train so that I can improve my telekinesis."
Ava: "OK!"
The three run to Blaze
Blaze: "No. No. Just no. Don't sell those."
Ava: "But how can we buy our games?"
Inferno: "Are you sure the mayor approved them?"
Blaze: "The mayor approved them? Well, I am a leader of a kingdom, so I must talk with him."
Ava: "You do that after we sell enough."
Blaze: "No, I'm doing it now!"
Mia: "Oh, fiddlesticks! Before she bans them, we have to sell these quickly!"
Ava: "I can't think of any ideas!"
Mia: “Hey, if you don’t buy our Mephiles Fan Cards, we will do something bad to you!”
Isabella: she goes to the music shop
Swift: “Wait, I got an idea!”
Ava: "What is it?"
Swift: he runs to Isabella "Play some music for the neighborhood to hear!"
Isabella: "Sure!"
Raging Rosebud Plays
A jazz band plays a tune
Swift: “If you think about rejecting our Mephiles Fan Cards
Either as a final product or a product that’s intermediate
The Raging Rosebud will get you really really hard
Unless you make sure your buying of this is immediate!”
Mia: “By the way, it’s Ava. She isn’t Raging Rosebud yet,
But why wait for her to turn into that if you can just buy this product?
It’ll benefit your business and maybe your kids, so just please get
Our products so that she doesn’t transform, so give 10 bucks, we instruct!”
Ava: “I am usually just a snarky girl that’s the voice of reason
But if you press my buttons, especially the berserk one
You will face the punishment you’d get for committing treason
As Raging Rosebud, yes that’s me will torture you for fun!”
Swift, Mia, and Ava: “The Raging Rosebud will get you
If you don’t buy our products
So buy a card or two
And that’s what we instruct!”
Song Ends
The Crowd claps their hands and gives the trio a lot of money
Susan: she runs away from Samantha “Hey! That’s enough money! It may not be for the Mephiles Fan Cards, but at least you fulfilled your goal!”
Some scared people buy Mephiles Fan Cards from the trio and give them a total of 900 Mobiums
Swift: “We could get the last games in Wintendo’s flagship series!”
Acorn Castle
Sasha: “Sally, you and me fight now!”
Sally: “OK, then.”
Sasha: she gets out a lightsaber
Sally: she gets her ring blades
Mina: “My band, let’s play some music!”
The band plays music
Sally: she fights Sasha with her ring blades
Sasha: her lightsaber deflected Sally’s ring blade attacks
Sally: “You’re doing good. How?”
Sasha: “Because I am just that great.”
Sally: she tried stabbing Sasha with her Ring Blade
Sasha: she jumps away and thrusted the lightsaber at Sally
Sally: she ducked
The two continue to energy blade duel
Sally: she used her two hands to make it seem like she’s using telekinesis
Sasha: she looked behind her
Sally: she hit Sasha with her Ring Blade “I win! Guards, take her to one of my cells.”
The guards run towards Sasha
Sasha: “You may think that I am defeated, Sally, but I will make you rethink.” she used Black Bomb + Red Burst to roll over the guards and explode on Sally and burn many parts of Acorn Palace
Sally: “What have you done, Sasha the Porcupine? Do you know how much that costs?’
Sasha: “Yeah. Your victory.” she kicked Sally and led her to the fire
Sally: she burned and ran away
Sophie: “Sasha the Porcupine, we will get you next time!”
Sally: “But for now, let’s plan how to stop her from defending the Eggman Empire. Either through pacifistic or violent means.”
The fire caught up to the Mephiles Fan Card destruction machine and it explodes into pieces
Sasha: she gets her vacuum and sucks the pieces up
Sonic: he got a fire extinguisher and extinguished all the fire in the place
Sally: “Sonic! You saved me and the castle!”
Amy: “That fire was enough to bake a pizza, though. Do you want some to cheer you up?”
Sally: “Sure!”
Sasha: “May I?’
Sally: “Go away, Sasha. You were the reason I ended up like this in the first place. I need the comfort of my friends.”
Sasha: “OK, Sally! I’ll leave you alone!” she went down a street pole and swung through Nutropolis with her Grappling Hook and used her jetpack to arrive near Prower Towers
Heads: “Job well done, Sasha. Here’s 60 bucks.”
Swift: “Where’s the 60 bucks I need to purchase Kenny: Robot Planet?”
Sasha: she gives the 60 Mobiums to Swift
Swift: “Thanks, Sasha.” he went to the game shop and bought Kenny: Robot Planet
Unit 3003
Game Shelf
Swift: “Ah, I couldn’t be happier.”
Mia: “We completed the collection!”
Ava: “And all we needed was a song, selling Mephiles Fan Cards, and Sasha.”
Sonic and Amy: “Hello, kids!”
Swift, Ava, and Mia: “Hi, Dad! Hi, Mom!”
Sonic and Amy: “Hi, kids! Did you have fun?”
Mia: “Yes, we did.”
Ava: “And the supply and demand reached an equilibrium when we sold those things.”
Sonic and Amy: “What things?”
Swift: “Mephiles Fan Cards.”
Sonic and Amy: gasp
Mia: “Swift, what did you just do?”
Ava: “Why did you just ask that question?”
Mia: “Why did you just ask that question about asking a question?”
Sonic and Amy: “Well, well, well, looks like we have some punishments to give out.”
Swift: “What is our punishment?”
Amy: “1 week where you’re banned from playing games.”
Swift: “Darn it.”
Ava: “At least we had completed a collection.”
Swift: “What an accomplishment!”
Mia: “We shouldn’t sing Raging Rosebud in front of Mom, because she has a transformation too.”
Ava: “Don’t we all? It’s just it never happens to Swift, because when he is angry, he never “explodes”. He just acts stern. Mia, we both are less chill than he is, which is why we use our “Raging” transformations. He has one, but we never saw him do that.”
Amy: "Did you hear the news? They banned Mephiles Fan Cards due to a talk from Blaze!"
Ava: "Uh oh! That means that the people we sold all those to will ask for a refund!"
Sonic: "How many did you sell?'
Ava: "A hundred plus."
The people that got the Mephiles Fan Cards go to Swift, Ava, and Mia
Sonic: "Stop!"
Amy: "They just wanted to sell enough so that they can buy the games they want! And besides, they didn't know that Blaze would successfully convince the Mayor to ban these! So don't ask for refunds, it was your fault for buying these when-"
Lucy: "Don't worry! I'll give them their refunds!"
Amy: "Wait, Lucy?"
Sonic: "OK, go ahead. We weren't sure if this would work well for our kids."
Lucy: she pays for the refunds "There! Happy now?"
Sonic and Amy: "Thanks, Lucy."
Swift, Ava, and Mia: "How could we repay you?"
Lucy: "By going on a search for a meat that is delicious and not Chao meat."
Rose Family: "We could help occasionally."
The End!
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