Episode 1358

Picture	Segment 	Description
 	SCENE 1 	Maria shows David the fresh flowers she just picked, and David discusses how well he's doing in law school; Bob joins in the conversation with news of his new shirt. They happen to be situated in front of Oscar's trash can, and of course Oscar can't stand it and demands that everybody knock off the friendly chatter. David believes that Oscar wouldn't be happy unless everybody in the world was a Grouch like him, which sparks Oscar's imagination...
 	SCENE 1 cont'd	In his mind Oscar pictures Maria, David, and Bob all in separate trash cans, each with angry eyes and scuzzy fur. They act equally rotten to each other as Maria the Grouch sniffs her wilted flowers, David the Grouch brags about getting low grades, and Oscar compliments Bob the Grouch's ratty old shirt. Oscar tries to engage the others in some activities, but comes to realize that if everyone is as grouchy as he is, then he won't have anyone to be truly grouchy toward.
 	SCENE 1 cont'd	Back in reality, Oscar insists that everybody continue being nice, and even throws in a "please" when asking them to get lost. Maria is amazed.
 	Cartoon 	Various renderings of the word DANGER.Artists: The Hubleys
 	Muppets 	Here Is Your Life: A loaf of bread is profiled.
 	Cartoon 	The CarrotArtist: Bruce Cayard
 	Film 	Kids count 5 racehorses.
 	Cartoon 	A baby sees a "danger" sign, which points to several dangerous images.
 	Cast 	Linda helps a boy sign "DON'T WALK."
 	Cartoon 	"The Noble Ostrich", a segment about the day-to-day activities of ostriches. Includes an animated appearance by Big Bird.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Muppets 	Grover demonstrates how a phone booth is used, but it becomes crowded when he receives a call asking for "Monderporg."
 	Film 	Subway Train Empty & Full.
 	Cartoon 	M for mouse, mud, and mother
 	Film 	A dented car door is repaired and repainted at an auto body shop.
 	Cartoon 	A man explains to a girl what a surprise is.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	Video 	Scanimate kids intro
 	SCENE 2 	Buffy and the kids play with sand at the Day Care Center. A group of them use blocks and other toys to make a small city in their sandbox, though Cody enjoys knocking over some of the structures. At another table a few of the other kids use smaller sandboxes to make their own creations.
 	Animation 	Sand M/m
 	Muppets 	
 	Cartoon 	A nutty dragon blows 5 puffs of smoke, which are blown away by a fan-hatted man.
 	Celebrity 	Carol Burnett demonstrates "what you can do with your nose."
 	Cartoon 	A cartoon man (voiced by Bob Arbogast) is irritated to find that he has a succession of animal noses.
 	Muppets 	Cookie Monster sings a rock song about his cookie obsession.
 	Cartoon 	A man tries to figure out where a squeaky sound is coming from; it turns out to be a giant's squeaky shoes. "Surprise!"
 	SCENE 3 	Buffy is inspired by a drawing the kids made in day care, and she sings "Qu'Appelle Valley, Saskatchewan" while playing her mouthbow to lull the kids for naptime.
 	Cartoon 	A red-suited man introduces the letter N, for not now.
 	Cast 	David and Luis come across two sets of boxes - a pyramid of 10, and a single box. Numbers appear above, misattributing the value of each set. Instead of correcting the amount of boxes on each side of the screen, they simply remove the 0 from the 10 and move it to the other side.
 	Cartoon 	AT words: A fat cat with a hat sat on a mat. A bat scared the fat cat.
 	Film 	Footage of a city neighborhood; includes shots of a sno-cone vendor.Singer: "¡Linda paloma!"
 	Cartoon 	Little girl and cat (she imagines role reversal)
 	Film 	The Mad Painter #2
 	Cartoon 	N is for nose.
 	Film 	Kids identify pairs of animals in a zoo.
 	Cartoon 	A man (Jim Thurman) is told that his dog looks thirsty, and says that his dog is a hot dog.Artist: Paul Fierlinger
 	SCENE 4 	Count von Count presents the viewer with two numeral 2s, and wonders aloud how many things can come in two's. The cast presents them: Sheldon with two bags of groceries and two apples for two kids, David and Maria make two people, and Bob points out the two wheels on his bicycle and his two books. All the pairs makes the Count wish there were two of him to count twice as many things.
 	Film 	Footage of birds swimming, including flamingos, swans and ducks.
 	Muppets 	Harvey Kneeslapper is bouncing on a pogo stick. He asks a man if he'd like to try it, and the man replies, "I'd love to!" Harvey then slaps a big number 2 on the man's chest.
 	Animation 	Slide puzzle: Ernie
 	Cast 	Luis and the kids put together a fractured letter "n."
 	Cartoon 	"Lowercase n"
 	Film 	A behind-the-scenes look of Paul Simon recording "Bingo" with his son, and the manufacturing of the record it will be on.
 	Cartoon 	"Why Bears Smile" - a story of a bear who learned which body part to cover when sneezing.Artist: Bruce Cayard
 	SCENE 5 	Buffy and the kids feed the gerbils at the day care center some sunflower seeds as Bob announces the sponsors.
 	CLOSING SIGNS 	Grover holds the Sesame Street sign, while Kermit and a kid hold the CTW sign.
==Gallery==
SesameStreetStudio.jpg|Behind the scenes at day care. Pictured: Snooks O'Brien (foreground), Frank Biondo (Camera 1, left), Andy Zarakis (Camera 2, center), Jon Stone, and Buffy Sainte-Marie.
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Category:Sesame Street Episode Season 11