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== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
EB: So this time, it was a 1-1 vote.
Steve: Which means we have a tie.
EB: This season, we made a new way to settle ties. 
(EB grabs a spinner)
Steve: If the spinner lands on blue, Donald Trump and Bob Ross lose. If it lands on red, Larry and Don lose.
(EB spins the spinner, and it lands on red)
EB: Okay everyone, now vote for either Larry or Don to get out.
(Everyone casts their votes)
Steve: And in a 14-0 vote, which I’m pretty sure is the highest ever, DON!
Don: Oh boy.
Steve: You just set a record! Also, you’re evicted!
EB: Please head out onto the stage.
Don: Dammit.
(Don walks out onto the stage, sad and lonely)
EB: Okay, so now it’s time for your next challenge. Today, you guys will work together with your partners to create a business. Then, you will set up a store and sell things for money. After a full day, whichever duo returns with the most amount of money wins. Also, we keep the money to pay for future challenges. 
Steve: Yeah, “future challenges”. Okay, on your mark, get set, GO!
(Camera shows Squilliam and Squidina making a sign)
Squidina: What if we make self-grooming kits?
Squilliam: Genius. 
Squidina: Let’s get to work.
(Camera shows Poopla and Boxy getting nowhere)
Poopla: Toilet paper. We must. Sell. Toilet paper.
Boxy: (falls over)
(Camera shows Donald Trump and Bob Ross)
Donald Trump: Maybe we should sell maps.
Bob Ross: I can paint them.
(Six hours later, Plankton and Spot are selling chum)
EB: Are you guys selling POISON?!
Plankton: Hey, don’t talk about my food like that!
EB: Well it’s genius.
(Granite and Polar are selling maps next to Bob and Donald’s stand of map selling)
Polar: Hey, they copied our idea!
Granite: Yeah!
Donald Trump: Maybe it was you who copied our idea!
Granite: At least we’re selling more!
Bob Ross: Oh. Um. Ugh.
Donald Trump: GET BACK TO PAINTING!
Bob Ross: Sorry…
Polar: Oh my god, are you abusing Bob Ross?
Donald Trump: Noooooo.
Polar: Well, time’s almost up!
(Camera pans to Poopla and Boxy selling virtually nothing)
Poopla: Well this shits.
Boxy: (falls over)
(Camera shows Amaya and the Sixth Doctor selling pocket time machines)
Amaya: You can just go to any point in time!
Random Customer: I want to go to the big bang with a glass jar!
The Sixth Doctor: Wait what?
(Amaya takes the pocket time machine back)
EB: Guys, time is almost up!
Steve: Yeah!
(Some random customer starts choking to death at Plankton and Spot’s stand, and grabs his money back)
Plankton: Hey, you can’t do that. You already paid.
Spot: Ruff!
Plankton: Good point.
EB: Aaaaaaaaanddddddd, time.
(Everyone returns to the mansion with money)
EB: Steve, come count this money for me!
Steve: Okay.
(Steve starts slowly counting the money from each duo)
Steve: Larry, you actually made this much money selling insta-tan cream?
Larry: Yes, yes I did. 
Steve: Well good job, because it wasn’t enough to win.
Alpooh: What about us?
Hoopla: Yeah HOOPLA!
Steve: Nope. The winners actually surprised me. Granite and Polar, you guys are the nominators tonight.
Granite: Yay!
Polar: Let me do the talking, Granite.
(Camera cuts to everyone around the table)
Polar: For our first nomination, we’re nominating Bob Ross and Donald Trump for copying us.
Bob Ross: Thanks a lot, Trump.
Donald Trump: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!
Polar: For our second nomination, we’re nominating Alpooh and Hoopla.
Alpooh: WHAT?! WHY?!
Granite: Just random I guess.
Steve: Well viewers, who’s going home next on Evicted?
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