Ben 10 + Zero Moive Live Action Cartoon Cut Release

INTRO:
Ahh, Goop evening, ladies and gentlemen, and non-binary non-gentile-things. I didn't see you there.
What you're about to behold is my magnum dopus. Long ago, when I was a boy, working for the Warner Brothers - they're owners of the Ben 10 so-called "intellectual" property - I devised an amazing fan fiction with some asian dude named brian, and we called that fan fiction, the BEN TEN PLUS ZERO SERIES.
Ben Ten Plus Zero was a mastapiece. It's plain and simple to say, even from a non-biased perspective like mine. But unfortunately, the admits of the Ben 10 Planet were not happy with my creation, and so they hired my arch enemesis - JOHN WHEATON - to finish my baby. I didn't like that, so I got my hordes of ten year old Omnitrix wielders on the BTFF Discord to harass him on twitter until he finally killed himself. To celebrate his death, I am here to debut my magnum dopus, Ben Ten Pluz Zero The Moive The LIve Action Cartoon Cut Release, recorded in a single take on some sorority girl's apple microphone. I hope you enjoy, Ben Ten Plus Zero The Moive The Live Action Cartoon Cut Release.
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Scene One - Vilgax's Porch
 Vilgax: Sips
 Ahh, what a life. To see my daughter enjoy herself, and genocide entire continents, like the hit tv show, attack on titan
 But yet, even with the celebration of genocide, I cannot help but feel... A slight frowny face perching upon my lippy lips
SCENE TWO:
 Narrator: FIVE YEARS LATER. PLANET ERF.
 Vilgax: Oh my god Ihave finally stopped falling from sky
 Gwen: Oh my god! Ben husband it is time for fight Vilgax
 Ben: Ah! Vilgax. Pay no attention to my sisterwife. Vilgax, I know you are here for me, so do not kidnap her
 Vilgax: Kidnap? That wasn't even on my to-do list
 Ben: Well then, please, do not add it
 Vilgax: Ah, Ben, I could not if I tried
 V: Ben, I am here to warn you about my beloved sister, Vilgheena
 Ben: Vilghena? The name sounds familiar
 Vilgax: Yeah you uhh defeated her like five years ago o rlike two episodes ago
 Gwen: Yeah the third episode chronatially
 Ben: Gwen please shut the fuck up and stop breaking the third wall
 G: Ok sorry 
 B: Anyways whats wrong with the big squiddy bitch? PMS?
 V: Normally I would say yes but no she had her overies forcibly removed after that dog attack
 B: Ahh, yes. I remember it fondly. Ultimate Wildmutt. Sorry about that
 V: No it's fine she made a full recovery. Now she's going on a rampage and killing your favorite fictional franchises
 B: Vilgax, that doesn't sound ike my problem
 V: Well she's powerful enough to kill Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen
 B: There's no way that's possible becausee Doctor Manhattan is really strong like stronger than Goku but not Superman probably
 V: Well it actually is true because Vilghena just killed Doctor Manhattan I saw it on Fox News before I came here
 G: Yeah its true I felt it with my anodyte powers
 B: Whoa
 B: Well what are we gonna do now
 V: I think it's finally time!
 V: We need to go to planet Azmuth and see Namek so he will unlocked your goku transformation
 B: Is that possible? Is goku really in my omnitrix?
 V: I don't fucking know man, that's why we're going to see Azmuth
NARRATOR
 Unfortunately, Gwen could not come along, because she was on the no-fly list
 Gwen: One day I will apologize for ninety levin
 Gwen: But fortunately that day is not today
 MEANWHILE, ON THE OTHER EDGE OF SPACE, ON FROG PLANET
 Socrates: And that's why you're dumb and stinky Azmuth! No one can really know anything I guess
 A: Yeah but have you considered...
 A: NO U
boooing
"yeah fuck you man you stink you old pedo bitch socrates"
 Socrates: Ah fuck I can't believe you've done this
 Socrates: aaaaaaah i am now turning into sand in the winds of time
 Azmuth: finally, i can add SANDBOX to the omnitrix
 Azmuth: what the fuck god dammit 
 Azmuth: who the fuck is ruining karaoke hour
 A: wait oh my god is that vilgax
 V: oh my god is that ass-mouth
 Ben: yeah
 V: damn bro i'm such a big fan of ass to mouth
 A: uhh
 A: that's cool i guess why are you guys here for
 V: my sister daughter vilgeen is destroying shit back on earth or somewhere like that and we need your help to activate ben's super saiyan transformation so he can blow her up
 Azmuth: well, normally, i would condone violence against women, but since you asked nicely, no
 Azmuth: I hate to say it ben, but you really need to go through some character development arc 
 Ben: but have u considered
 Ben: no u?
 
 
 Wow, look at that. Todd Howard does it again. A fucking mastapiece. It's all a giant metaphor for depression. Isn't that beautiful. Well, I hope you enjoyed Ben Ten Plus Zero, the Moive. Again. I know I fucking didn't. Anyways, I'm gonna go get some sloppy toppy from a goth bitch outside of the local K-mart.