Gelid

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens at the table)
Granite: It was a 2 - 0 vote this time.
Sonic: Oh boy.
Granite: Bob and Sonic are up for eviction! Everybody please vote for one of them to be the first person evicted from the all stars season!
Bob the Builder: I will actually hurt somebody if I’m the first person voted out again.
Granite: Everybody, please cast your votes. 
(Everybody votes)
Granite: It was a 14 - 0 vote… Bob the Builder, you have been evicted.
Bob the Builder: FU-
(Bob hits Steve and runs out onto the stage)
Steve: ASSAULT! 
Granite: Let’s get to your guys’ next challenge. 
Crazy: O
Granite: We’re actually staying in here for this one.
Amaya: Wait why?
Monty: WHY?
Granite: The temperature is going to begin to drop. Once you decide it’s too cold for you to stay, exit the room. The last person in here wins the challenge for their duo!
Steve: Temperature dropping… now!
Bob Ross: I’m done. Much too cold.
(Bob Ross leaves)
Monty: The temperature only dropped by a degree!
Hoopla: HOOPLA! I’m out too. It’s nice and toasty in the lounge. 
Sonic: I’m out too, my body’s anatomy works differently so I would die really quick in there.
(Sonic enters the lounge)
Sonic: That was bullshit. 
(Back in the room)
SpongeBob: Yeah I don’t want to die.
Mama Krabs: Me either, it’s getting quite cold!
(SpongeBob and Mama Krabs leave)
Joe Biden: Weak!
Keanu Reeves: Hey man I’m gonna dip.
Joe Biden: Weak!
Granite: Wow and just like that we’re down to nine!
Steve: WE’RE NEARING ZERO DEGREES CELSIUS! 
Sully: Yeah okay I’m done.
Noseward: Seeing as I’m a giant nose, I’m done too. 
Girly Teengirl: Aight imma head out.
Granite: And suddenly we drop to six! Amaya, Boxy, Crazy, Joe, Monty, and Vanessa.
Boxy: *falls onto some ice crystals*
Joe Biden: You guys are all WEAK!
Vanessa: Yeah no. I’m strong. STRONG WILLED!
Joe Biden: Well I’m mentally strong but physically I’m an old man so I’m done. 
Crazy: So how is everyone?
Amaya: Cold.
Crazy: Wait wasn’t I supposed to kill you a while ago?
Amaya: Wait this isn’t the same series and it’s not connected. 
Crazy: Fine. You win this round.
(Crazy leaves the room for dramatic effect)
Granite: Looks like Crazy’s out too!
Crazy: Nah I just left the room.
Granite: Which means you’re out.
Crazy: DAMMIT!
Amaya: Actually I’m done too. We’re at like -10 and I can’t handle much more. Good luck!
Vanessa: I’ll win! Now who’s my competition?
Boxy: *falls off chair*
Vanessa: Wait, that's a freaking box that can't feel anything. Yeah I give up.
Granite: Boxy the Box and Mama Krabs win for the second time in a row!
Vanessa: Cool.
Granite: Alright we’re gonna raise the temperature now. Steve?
(Steve is frozen over)
Granite: Fine, I’ll do it myself.
(Granite turns the temperature up and Steve unfreezes)
Steve: So anyways I said to him, “wait that’s not a camel, that’s my wife!”
Granite: What?
Steve: Nothing.
Granite: Everybody can come back and sit down. Boxy and Mama Krabs, please nominate two duos to be up for eviction. 
Mama Krabs: First things first, we’re nominating Vanessa and CrazySponge for almost beating Boxy.
Crazy: Not fair!
Vanessa: HE’S A BOX! WHY IS HE HERE?!
Mama Krabs: And then we need to be fair to the winners since we nominated all of them except for Girly Teengirl last episode. So Hoopla and Girly Teengirl are also up for eviction.
Granite: Well folks you heard it here first and probably only heard it here - Crazy and Vanessa as well as Boxy and Mama Krabs are up for nomination! 
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