逃げろ！現実だ (Nigero! Genjitsu da)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	EnglishText on the PV:脳内　→　Thoughts, 我琉那鼓笛隊　→　fife and drum band of Garuna, O通　→　notifs, 現実　→　Reality, 仕事　→　Work, 勉強　→　StudiesThe O could be bleeped out Famitsu but that’s not enough letters so I can’t tell why there’s a O.Green text saying “boring” is considered a compliment for HakuThin-G8 is an acronym for the past 5 comments suggested
やらなきゃいけないことがある　でもにっちもさっちもどっちもこっちもいかないよ 	yaranakya ikenai koto ga aru demo nicchi mo sacchi mo docchi mo kocchi mo ikanai yo 	There are things I must do, but it just isn’t going anywhere or any place at all
明日できるなら明日やろう　そう自分ごまかしまたもや一年過ぎました 	ashita dekiru nara asu yarou sou jibun gomakashi matamoya ichinen sugimashita 	“If it’s possible to do it tomorrow then I’ll do it tomorrow” that’s what I tell myself and another year goes by
 	 	
いつになったら変わることが出来るのですか？　こんな曲聴いちゃって＾＾ 	itsu ni nattara kawaru koto ga dekiru no desu ka? konna kyoku kiichatte ^^ 	When will you be able to change? Aw, it’s so cute that you’re listening to this kind of song ;3
そもそも変わる気がない？　あぁ　ボクはなんのために歌う？　知らねぇよ！ 	somosomo kawaru ki ga nai? aa boku wa nan no tame ni utau? shiranee yo! 	“I have no intent to change in the first place”? “Ah, for what do I sing?” Why should I know!
 	 	
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　なぁ少しは友達作った方が楽しいぞ？ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! naa sukoshi wa tomodachi tsukutta hou ga tanoshii zo? 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! Hey it’ll be more fun if you had at least a couple of friends, right?
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　あら休み時間に黒歴史ノート書いちゃって 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! ara yasumi jikan ni kurorekishi nooto kaichatte 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! My, my, you’re using your break between classes to write stuff in a notebook that you’ll consider a cringey past someday
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　さぁクラスのみんなで二人組を作りましょう 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! saa kurasu no minna de futarigumi o tsukurimashou 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! Alright, everyone in class, get in pairs now
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　なんだ、相手がいないか？　それじゃあ先生と組もうか？ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! nanda, aite ga inai ka? sore jaa sensei to kumou ka? 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! What is it, you can’t find a student to pair with? Want to pair up with me then?
 	 	
ねぇ君は　1分2分3分4分を　この曲で浪費した 	nee kimi wa ippun nifun sanpun yonpun o kono kyoku de rouhi shita 	So you’ve just used up 1, 2, 3, 4 minutes for this song
次はいったい　1年2年3年4年を　どう過ごすの？　ただ無意味に？　夢を見続ける？ 	tsugi wa ittai ichinen ninen sannen yonnen o dou sugosu no? tada muimi ni? yume o mitsuzukeru?	What are you up to for the next 1, 2, 3, 4 years? Do you plan on just dreaming? Meaninglessly?
 	 	
 	 	
現実はイージーモードです　だってアニメはタダだし動画はネットで見放題♪ 	genjitsu wa iijii moodo desu datte anime wa tada dashi douga wa netto de mihoudai ♪ 	Reality is in easy mode, anime is free and there are unlimited videos to watch on the internet♪
お金払わずに楽しめる　なんでタダのものにお金払うの？　すったかたっかったーん 	okane harawazu ni tanoshimeru nande tada no mono ni okane harau no? suttakatakkattaan 	You can enjoy them without paying a cent, so why are you paying for something that’s free? Suttakatakkattaan
 	 	
世の中はバカとバカとバカと変態で大体は成り立って 	yononaka wa baka to baka to baka to hentai de daitai wa naritatte 	The world pretty much runs on dumbasses, dumbasses, dumbasses, and pervs
いじめ問題なくならない　苦しくて　悲しくて？　そんなの知らねぇよ！ 	ijime mondainaku naranai kurushikute kanashikute? sonna no shiranee yo! 	And bullying never goes away, “it’s so painful, so sad”? Why should I care!
 	 	
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　あぁ仕事がまったく進まないから残業だ！ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! aa shigoto ga mattaku susumanai kara zangyou da! 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! Aah, I have to stay late because I’m not done with my work!
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　もう仕事が溜まってもれなく休日出勤だ！ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! mou shigoto ga tamatte morenaku kyuujitsu shukkin da! 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! So many tasks piled up that I have to work on my day off too!
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　なんか上司の嫌味でとうとう部下が逃げ出した！ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! nanka joushi no iyami de toutou buka ga nigedashita! 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! It sounds like our boss’ sarcastic remarks made the new guy run away in the end!
逃げろ　逃げろ　現実だ！　風評被害にブラック企業に世の中てんてこ舞い！ 	nigero nigero genjitsu da! fuuhyou higai ni burakku kigyou ni yononaka tentekomai! 	Run away, run away, reality approaches! The world’s a hectic place with all this damage caused by rumors and companies overworking their workers!
 	 	
ねぇ君は　睡眠時間を削ってこの曲を　騙されて聴きだした 	nee kimi wa suimin jikan o kezutte kono kyoku o damasarete kikidashita 	Hey, you got tricked into diminishing your precious sleep to listen to this song
明日になったら　満員電車にぎゅうぎゅう詰め込まれ 	asu ni nattara man'in densha ni gyuugyuu tsumekomare 	Then tomorrow you’ll be shoved in the fully packed train
職場へ行く　仕事をする？　あと何千回？ 	shokuba e yuku shigoto o suru? ato nanzenkai? 	headed for your job, and work? How many more thousands of times?
 	 	
これは夢ですか？　それとも現実？ 	kore wa yume desu ka? soretomo genjitsu? 	Is this a dream? Or reality?
 	 	
これは　そうだ　現実だ！　もう逃げだしたくても今を生きるしかない！ 	kore wa sou da genjitsu da! mou nigedashitakute mo ima o ikiru shikanai! 	This is, it is true, reality approaches! Even if you want to run you have to live in the present!
まえを　みろよ　現実だ！　さぁ武器を取って納期に締切ぶっ倒せ！ 	mae o miro yo genjitsu da! saa buki o totte nouki ni shimekiri buttaose! 	Face forward, reality approaches! Now grab your weapons and defeat those due dates and deadlines!
これは　そうだ　現実だ！　とにかく勉強勉強勉強勉強やりまくれ！ 	kore wa sou da genjitsu da! tonikaku benkyou benkyou benkyou benkyou yarimakure! 	This is, it is true, reality approaches! Just study, study, study, study like you mean it!
まえに　すすめ　現実だ！　今四の五の言わずに達成したあと笑い出せ！ 	mae ni susume genjitsu da! ima shinogo no iwazu ni tassei shita ato waraidase! 	Move forward, reality approaches! Just give no complaints and laugh when it’s over!
 	 	
ねぇ君は　この歌を聴いて変われるの？　いつから本気出すの？ 	nee kimi wa kono uta o kiite kawareru no? itsukara honki dasu no? 	Hey, are you able to change if you listen to this song? When are you going to start giving your all?
さぁ今こそ　立ちあがると見せかけ腰を下ろして言う 	saa ima koso tachiagaru to misekake koshi o oroshite iu 	Now is the time, you motion to stand up and say as you sit back down
今日はやめだ　明日本気出すよ！ 	kyou wa yame da asu honki dasu yo! 	Not today, but I’ll give my best tomorrow!
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Magenetra - Translation source
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