Just Can't Be a Dragon Here

Just Can't Be a Dragon Here is the seventh and final song of season eight of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, featured in the twenty-fourth episode Father Knows Beast. It is sung by Sludge. Spike sings a brief reprise of the song later in the same episode.
==Lyrics==
:Sludge: Spike, I'm gonna teach you a thing or two about being a dragon. So, listen up, my boy, because I'm only gonna say this once.
::Look at this castle where you live
:Spike: It's pretty sweet, right?
:[Sludge]
::You can't be a dragon here
:Spike: Uh, I can't?
:[Sludge]
::Look at these books up on the wall
:Spike: Hey, I just finished organizing those!
:[Sludge]
::This treasure pile's not right, I fear
:Trust me, I got you covered here. You see all this soft pony stuff you're surrounded with? This has got to be the first thing to go.
::Nothin' 'bout this place says "dragon den", there's too much fluff
::All these fancy robes, toss in a pile
::Take those goblets, dishes, is that gold? Still not enough!
::De-ponifying might just take a while
::Sure, this place is grandiose
::But to a dragon, it's just gross
::Time we make the lot all disappear
::Reality you need a dose
::To all these ponies, you're too close
::You just can't be a dragon here
:Good job, my boy! But this is still just the beginning!
::Each and every dragon has a swagger all his own
::Watch and I'll show you what I mean
::You can't move like this with so much stuff to weigh you down
::A dragon always keeps it lean
:Lose this! This! Ooh, this is nice!
::Your life is soft, your scales are coiffed
::These pillows, beds, and sheets are washed
::A delight, but it's just not right what's underneath
::Every dragon must be free
::Look at you, then look at me
::Since when do dragons brush their teeth?
:Ha! Please!
::Sure, this place is grandiose
::But to a dragon, it's just gross
::Time we make the lot all disappear
:Spike: What do I do?
:[Sludge]
::Just grab it all and give to me
::After that, then you'll be free
::You just can't be a dragon heeeeere!
:Spike: Ha! You're right! I feel better already!
:Sludge: See? What did I tell you? You're very lucky that I found you. Now, go get me some more.
:Spike: You got it! I'm gonna go get you all the cushy pony stuff I've got... Dad.
:Sludge: Great! Go get 'em... son!
::'Cause this dragon just can't wait to live here
::[sinister laughter]
es:No Eres un Dragón Aquí
pl:Just Can't Be a Dragon Here
ru:Здесь драконом трудно стать