WotW: Week 24

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Weak of the Week: 06/18/2015 	Weak of the Week: 06/18/2015
 	
Nerd Rage 	Nerd Rage
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Ok...Some hunched-over Incredible Hulk cosplayer named Nerd Rage. Get it? He's angry, and he's a nerd. So he's like cosplaying as Hulk or something...yeah, it didn't really make any sense to me either. I guess it's supposed to be clever or something. I don't remember Hulk wearing green boots, though. Or is that part of the "Joke?" I can't tell. He seems like some kind of parody character from The Tick that got left on the cutting-room floor. Apparently Bruce Banner messed up and did some kind of half transformation. He must just be slightly miffed and not completely angry, because he still resembles normal Bruce Banner...but with a gigantic headset. Maybe he's like some guy with a mullet who works for customer service that went ballistic and started cosplaying as The Hulk during work hours to relive the rigors of day-to-day stress that come from that field of work.Then again, that mask makes the character kind of looks like The Hulk, but with Fred Flintstone stubble. So maybe he's a Hanna-Barbera version of The Hulk, like from a crossover episode of "The New Scooby-Doo Movies." Maybe at the end of the episode Scooby, Shaggy, Hulk, Captain America, Blue Falcon and the Harlem Globetrotters all get chased by Bi-Beast through a maze of doors in a comedic fashion set to Jerry Reed music. Well, that can't be, since he isn't naked but somehow still wearing a collar and tie. Ya know what, nothing about this makes any sense. I don't know what this freaking weakling is supposed to be, but I do know what he is: The Weak of the Week!	Ok...Some hunched-over Incredible Hulk cosplayer named Nerd Rage. Get it? He's angry, and he's a nerd. So he's like cosplaying as Hulk or something...yeah, it didn't really make any sense to me either. I guess it's supposed to be clever or something. I don't remember Hulk wearing green boots, though. Or is that part of the "Joke?" I can't tell. He seems like some kind of parody character from The Tick that got left on the cutting-room floor. Apparently Bruce Banner messed up and did some kind of half transformation. He must just be slightly miffed and not completely angry, because he still resembles normal Bruce Banner...but with a gigantic headset. Maybe he's like some guy with a mullet who works for customer service that went ballistic and started cosplaying as The Hulk during work hours to relive the rigors of day-to-day stress that come from that field of work.Then again, that mask makes the character kind of looks like The Hulk, but with Fred Flintstone stubble. So maybe he's a Hanna-Barbera version of The Hulk, like from a crossover episode of "The New Scooby-Doo Movies." Maybe at the end of the episode Scooby, Shaggy, Hulk, Captain America, Blue Falcon and the Harlem Globetrotters all get chased by Bi-Beast through a maze of doors in a comedic fashion set to Jerry Reed music. Well, that can't be, since he isn't naked but somehow still wearing a collar and tie. Ya know what, nothing about this makes any sense. I don't know what this freaking weakling is supposed to be, but I do know what he is: The Weak of the Week!
Offences 	Offences
• Wacky and Random• What is it?• Licensed Character 	• Wacky and Random• What is it?• Licensed Character
How to Improve 	How to Improve
You should have made him cosplay as The Amazing Bulk instead! He could run through British phone booths like a baby, while other players on the server stood in place, shooting guns while pretending to run after you. Then maybe Cryptic could release a lockbox with a poorly illustrated police cruiser with a couch inside it. Nah, that wouldn't work, Cryptic would make it so that it would have to hover and kill the whole joke. 	You should have made him cosplay as The Amazing Bulk instead! He could run through British phone booths like a baby, while other players on the server stood in place, shooting guns while pretending to run after you. Then maybe Cryptic could release a lockbox with a poorly illustrated police cruiser with a couch inside it. Nah, that wouldn't work, Cryptic would make it so that it would have to hover and kill the whole joke.
Category:Weak of the Week