The Limit

==Chocolate==
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:: Mom, instead of milk, can we have chocolate milk?
:: No.
:: Instead of eggs, can we have chocolate eggs?
:: No.
:: Instead of bread, can we have chocolate bread?
:: No. Richard, can I get a little help here, please?
:: Sure. Here kids, stop bothering your mother and eat this chocolate.
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:: What the...?! Well what's the point in dragging us here if we're not getting some kind of treat?
:: Because we're having a nice family outing and that should be reward enough.
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:: Don't you dare.
:: I WANT THAT CHOCOLATE!
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:: Oh, Mommy, I want some chocolate. I'm sorry, little sausage, but you had too much candy this week. WAH WAH WAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH! Now all the little sausages are punished and going to have to wait in the car.
==Huggy Bites==
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:: This is the face she's gonna get when she comes back. 
:: Eh, pretty good, but this is how you do a sulky face. It's all in the detail.
:: Eh, it would be better if it throbbed.
:: No problem. 
:: I can't believe we've wasted a day at the mall without getting anything.
:: You know what we should do? We should make full-sized paper models of ourselves, set the car on fire, and push it off a cliff to teach Mom a lesson.
:: Uh, I think I have a better, less horrific idea.
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:  Customer announcement! As support for our campaign, Huggy Bites are offering a life-time supply of jelly beans for the first to mega-hug the blue lady in aisle three.
:: Huh?
:: Huggy Bites. More love than you can chew.
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:: No! Get your hands off her! That's my wife! 
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:: If anyone's going to win those Huggy Bites, it's me!
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:: Hey, what is going on here?
:: Please don't tell!
:: You should be ashamed of yourselves. What would your poor mother thinks about this kind of behavior?
:: What would it take, to make all this, go away?
:: Eighty-twenty. And throw in some Huggy Bites as well for tricking me and those poor customers.
:: That's it! I'm telling! Ms. Mom, we came up with this really clever idea to get candy behind your back, and Mr. Dad caught us and now he wants a massive cut of it— ...aaaaaaand it's back to the car.
==I'm the Man!==
: : Your children deserve a better example, you need to grow up, don't forget your appointment at the cardiologist! BORING! Discipline, I'm not a punisher! I'm a fun-isher! and she's not the boss of me!
:: Have you ever told her this?
:: Huh, YEAH! Lots of times... in my head.
:: What about to her face?
:: Nah kids, she'll snap me like a twig
:: Okay, I think we need to work on this.
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:: Let's go through one last time, WHO ARE YOU?
:: I'm the man!
:: And what does a man do?!
:: Whatever the heck he wants!
:: And why?!
:: Because I'm a beautiful powerful animal!
:: Then let me hear you roar!
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:: Now suck that gut in!
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:: Clench those pecks! uh... and how do you feel?!
:: Man-tastic!
:: Good! Now go and get us some candy!
: : HEY WOMAN! You're gonna listen to me and you're gonna listen good! I'm calling the shots now!
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:: Hey! You listen to the man when he's talking!
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==Everybody's Getting Candy!==
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:: I've got an idea!
:: Alright, let's hear it.
:: Supermarkets are designed to sell you stuff that you didn't even know you wanted. Everything counts, from the height of the product, to what it's placed next to.
:: Ah! I want a cheese sandwich!
:: The music is important too. But more than anything, you wanna make them think it's a bargain.
:: You paranoid nut bar, that stuff doesn't work.
:: Then why are you holding a basket full of lipstick?
:: Three colors, five dollars! It'd be stupid not to buy it!
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:: This. Is. Perfect! If we use those tricks on Mom, we can get anything we want! It's foolproof! Who's getting candy? Owww, you're getting candy! Uh! Uh! 
:: I'm getting candy! And he's getting candy!
:: I'm getting candy?! Uhn! Uhn! She's getting candy! 
:: Mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm! I'm getting candy, you're getting candy, he's getting candy, he's getting candy, she's—
:: Get back to the car!
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==Massage and Makeup==
:: Excuse me, madam, but maybe you'd like to try...
:: Maybe what? Maybe you know better about disciplining my family than I do?! Maybe I shouldn't be screaming like a stupid lunatic crap in the mall?!
:: No, no, no. I just thought maybe you'd be interested in a...
:: What?!
:: ...free relaxing massage on aisle thirteen?
:: Well, maybe I am! Thank you for the kind offer!
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:: Oh yeah... After the day I had, that's just what I needed to...
::  I can't move! What did you do? Can you undo what you just did?
:: A...Actually, I...I need to go speak to my manager, 'cause I normally work on the deli counter and I... I gotta go.
:: What? You can't leave me like this!  Huh?
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:: Why aren't you in the car?
:: Well, here's the thing: we have all been through a lot today and... I was thinking, wouldn't it be better if you just bought us a treat from the supermarket?
:: Never!
:: Hmm... I see. then how about... A free makeover session?
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:: No! No! Not the eyebrows!
:: It's nothing personal, Mom.
:: It's just business!
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==Stealing Candy==
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:: I can't believe it ended up like this!
:: The whole afternoon ...wasted!
:: The important thing is, we tried... even if, we failed!
:: No! It's not over! There's one more thing we can do, but you have to do exactly what I say!
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:: I...I...
:: Come on son, eat it!
:: I just can't take stuff without paying for it! I have been raised too well.
:: Oh come on! It's not that difficult! You open the bag , you eat the candy , you put the bag back where it was, and no one will ever know.
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==Nicole's Limit==
:: Let me get this straight. I asked you to finally step up as a father and set a good example for your children, and the way you interpreted that was to take them shoplifting?
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:: That's it. I think you've all done it. You have finally pushed me over... 
:: Over what?
:: The limit!
:: Does that mean we can't get a candy bar?
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:: You need to...  run now!
:: What's wrong with Mom?!
:: That's not your mother anymore! That's a whirlwind of fury!
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:: Get out of the way! She's out of control!
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:: Whoa!
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:: Gumball!
:: I don't want that candy anymore! Huh?
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:: Watch out, Dad! It's you she wants!
:: Somebody please help me!
:: Freeze, ma'am! Please, don't make me do this!
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:: I wasn't trained for this. Please, somebody, help me!
:: You need help?
:: Yes, please, please, I'd do anything!
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:: Free samples, sir?
:: Ooh! Ahh! Huh.
:: Aah! I'm finished!
:: This way, Mr. Dad!
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:: Dad, can I have some candy?
:: Sure, son. Just don't tell your mother.
:: Richard!
:: Dad, stop sweating, you are gonna give it away!
:: Easy for you to say! It's not you she is after!
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:: Darwin, Anais, now!
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:: Sorry Mom, we just need you to cool down for a minute.
:: Yeah, what kind of example are you giving the kids?
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:: Oh my gosh... What am I doing? I am so sorry. I completely overreacted. What kind of mother am I?
:: No... It was me! What kind of father am I? A fat man-child! A chubby Peter Pan!
:: We didn't respect your authority, Mom. We know you're only doing it for our own good.
:: And when a parent says no, they mean no.
:: I hope you can forgive us.
:: Of course, sweetie. Every child tests the limit from time to time, and most husbands do that all the time.
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: Let's go home. I'm exhausted.
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:: Is she gone?
:: Depends. Do you have what you promised?
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:: Thanks.
:: Thank you.
:: Thanks.
:: Please... never come back.
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