こちら、幸福安心委員会です。 (Kochira, Koufuku Anshin Iinkai desu.)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
どうして　みんなが　幸せなの？ 	doushite minna ga shiawase na no? 	Why is it that you are all so happy?
この世界のこと　聞きたいって、知りたいって 	kono sekai no koto kikitai tte, shiritai tte 	The things of this world, you say you want to hear them? To know them?
水辺の公園で　みんなが耳を澄ませて 	mizube no kouen de minna ga mimi o sumasete 	Everyone strained their ears at the water's edge,
わくわくするね　ねぇ、オンディーヌ？ 	wakuwaku suru ne nee, ondiinu? 	You're all excited, huh? Hey, Ondine?
 	 	
ハイハーイ！ 	hai haai! 	Here I am!
さあさあ、みなさん　教えてあげまーす！ 	saa saa, minasan oshiete agemaasu 	Come now everyone, I'll explain it for you!
みんなが気になっていること　疑問に思ってること 	minna ga ki ni natte iru koto gimon ni omotteru koto 	About all those things that worry you, those problems you're thinking about
ぜーんぶ　教えてあげまーす！ 	zeenbu oshiete agemaasu! 	ALL OF IT, I'll explain it for you
 	 	
えー、みなさんが　幸福なのは･･･　義務なんです。 	ee, minasan ga koufuku na no wa... gimu nan desu. 	Um, everyone...being happy...it's your duty!
幸せですか？　義務ですよ？　果たしてますか？ 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashitemasu ka? 	Are you happy? You know it's your duty, right? Are you doing as expected?
我々、幸福安心委員会は　みなさまの幸せを願い　そして、支えまーす。 	wareware, koufuku anshin iinkai wa minasama no shiawase o negai soshite, sasaemaasu	We, the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee, your happiness is our wish, and we'll support you!
 	 	
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸せですか？　義務ですよ？ 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? 	Are you happy? You know it's your duty, right?
 	 	
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸せですか？　義務ですよ。 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo. 	Are you happy? IT'S YOUR DUTY!
 	 	
ですから、安心して義務を果たすように！ 	desukara, anshin shite gimu o hatasu you ni! 	Therefore, we hope you'll be at ease and do your duty!
みなさまの幸せが　我々の幸せ。 	minasama no shiawase ga wareware no shiawase. 	Your happiness is our happiness.
 	 	
幸せですか？　義務ですよ？　果たしてますか？ 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? hatashite masu ka? 	Are you happy? It's your duty, ok? Are you doing your duty?
幸せじゃないなら… 	shiawase ja nai nara... 	If you aren't content...
 	 	
絞首　斬首　銃殺　釜ゆで　溺死　電気 	kousatsu zanshu juusatsu kamayude dekishi denki 	Hanging, decapitation, firing squad, boiling, drowning, electrocution
火あぶり　生き埋め　薬殺　石打ち　鋸　はりつけ 	hiaburi ikiume yakusatsu ishiuchi nokogiri haritsuke 	Burning, buried alive, poisoning, stoning, dismemberment, crucifixion
好きなのを　選んでね♪ 	suki na no o erande ne♪ 	Pick whichever you like♪
 	 	
ハイハーイ！ 	hai haai! 	Alrighty!
さあさあ、みなさん　幸せだけが満ちてまーす！ 	saa saa, minasan shiawase dake ga michitemaasu 	Come now everyone, you should be only full of happiness!
不安とか不満、　なにひとつないでしょー？ 	fuan toka fuman, nanihitotsu nai deshoo? 	Worries and dissatisfaction, you don't have any, right?
コワーイ、恐いわー 	kowaai, kowai waa 	How scary, it really is scary!
幸せすぎて、恐いわー。 	shiawasesugite, kowai waa. 	You all are so happy, it's scary!
 	 	
ホントに　みんなが　幸せなの？ 	honto ni minna ga shiawase na no? 	Are you all truly happy?
この世界の外　行きたいって、逃げたいって 	kono sekai no soto ikitai tte, nigetai tte 	You say you want to leave this world? You want to run away?
水辺の公園で　みんなが耳を塞いで 	mizube no kouen de minna ga mimi o fusaide 	Along the water's edge, you all are plugging your ears
ビクビクしてた　ねぇ、ウンディーネ？ 	bikubiku shiteta nee, undiine? 	You've become frightened... Hey, ?
 	 	
ハイハーイ！ 	hai haai! 	Here I am!
さあさあ、みなさん　死にましたー！ 	saa saa, minasan shinimashitaa! 	Come now everyone, he died!
オンディーヌをふった騎士は　死にましたー！ 	ondiinu o futta kishi wa shinimashitaa! 	The knight who jilted Undine.. he died!
葬儀に出るなら、向こうに並べ！ 	sougi ni deru nara, mukou ni narabe! 	If you would like to attend your own funeral, line up over there!
それ以外は　幸せに暮らせ！　以上 	sore igai wa shiawase ni kurase! Ijou 	Otherwise, live happily! I expect nothing less!
 	 	
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸せですか？　義務ですよ？ 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo? 	Are you happy? You know it's your duty, right?
 	 	
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸福なのは義務なんです 	koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	Being happy is your duty!
幸せですか？　義務ですよ？ 	shiawase desu ka? gimu desu yo. 	Are you happy? IT'S YOUR DUTY!
 	 	
義務なんです　義務ですよ？　義務なんです　幸福なのは義務なんです 	gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu koufuku na no wa gimu nan desu 	It's your duty! You know that, right? It's your duty, being happy is your duty!
義務なんです　義務ですよ？　義務なんです 	gimu nan desu gimu desu yo? gimu nan desu 	It's your duty! You know that, right? It's your duty!
 	 	
幸せじゃないなら 死ね 	shiawase ja nai nara shine 	If you're not content...die.
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*Vocaloconnection
*IA/02 -COLOR-
*みんな幸せにな～れ！ (Minna Shiawase ni Na~re!) (album)
*VOCA NICO☆PARTY
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*Vocalohistory
*Hatsune Miku Project DIVA MEGA39's 10th Anniversary Collection
==External Links==
*Koufuku Anshin - Novel website
*Niconi Commons - Karaoke
*YouTube - Karaoke (Modern EDM Remix)
*pixiv - Illustration
===Unofficial===
*Vocaloid Wiki
*Nico Nico Pedia
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
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*Project DIVA Wiki
*ChordWiki
*UtaiteDB
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Category:Happiness Series