Taj Adventures Stories: Christian Gets Swooped By A Bird/Transcript

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== Transcript ==
(Intro plays)
(Christian enters through the door)
Christian: YOUR MAJESTY, HELP ME!
Tash (Sighing): I am not the Queen, Idiot.
Christian: Oh ok! Hang on.
(Christian enters through the Door again)
Christian: TASH HELP ME!
Tash: There you go!
(Taj walks in)
Taj: What is going on out here?
Zac: Well Christian wants to ask you for some help
Christian: Yeah I need your help killing a bird!
(Taj and Tash look at Christian with a “You serious” Face)
Christian: What?
Zac: So will you help us?
Taj: Alright, Care to tell us why you want to kill this bird?
Christian: Okay here is the story!
(A flashback begins)
(Shows Christian and Zac walking and talking)
Christian: Hey Zac, Look at that dumb bird!
Zac: Uhh Christian, That wasn’t very nice
Christian: So what, It’s just a dumb bird
(Christian grabs a rock and throws it at the bird)
Christian: HAH LOL!
Zac: I don’t think that was smart
Christian: Oh yeah, WATCH THIS!
(Christian walks up to the bird)
(The bird looks at him)
Christian: It’s not like I like you, YOU BAKA!
(Christian turns away from it)
Zac: Christian, Why’d you do that?
Christian: To show that the bird is a massive idiot
(The bird proceeds to swoop Christian scaring the crap out of him)
(The flashback ends)
Taj: So that’s why you want to kill the bird?
Christian: Yes, Now will you help me?
(Taj and Tash look at each other then back at Christian and Zac)
Tash: No
(The two get up and walk off)
Christian: Fine, Screw you two then!
Zac: Ooo, Wait! I’ve got an idea!
(The two run out of the palace)
(Cuts to The Dan Bros House)
(Zac and Christian knock on the door)
(Quinn opens it)
Zac: Oh hey Quinn!
Quinn: *Sigh* What do you two want?
Zac: Okay So We were wondering i-
Quinn: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m not making you another anime machine, Thanks to the last one, I’m now stuck with this thing!
(Shows Sky sleeping on Quinn’s head)
Christian: That wasn’t why we're here!
Quinn: Then why are you here?
Christian: We want you to kill a bird
Quinn: Alright I’m out
(Dan appears from underneath the table)
Dan: Did you say bird?
Zac: Yeah, why?
Dan: I HATE BIRDS
(Dan pulls out a bat)
Dan: WHERE IS IT?!
Christian: Do you really want to help us?
Dan: OH YEAH!!!
Christian: Alright let’s go!
Dan: OKI DOKI, LET’S A GO
Quinn: You guys have fun with that
(Dan pulls a face)
(Shows the group going on a massive journey just to get to the Bird’s tree)
Christian: Alright here we are!
(The camera shows a tree with a bird on it’s branch)
Quinn (Over Comms): I’m sitting this one out
Dan: LET’S A GO!!!
Christian: This bird will regret messing with me!
Zac: I’m ready!
(A Pokemon type battle sequence starts)
(Christian chooses a stick to hit the bird)
Christian: Take this!
(Christian swings the stick)
(The Bird dodges it)
Christian: GOD DAMN IT
Dan: No you got to do this 
(Dan chooses Spaghetti)
Dan: Come and get it!
(The bird doesn’t care for it)
Dan: Ahh piss!
Zac: Oo, Oo, Let me try!
(Zac chooses anime)
Zac: Look, WAIFUS!!!
(The Bird looks at Zac unamused)
(The battle sequence ends)
Christian: DAMN IT
Dan: This bird won’t lose!
Zac: What’re we supposed to do?
Quinn: Hey little guy
(The bird flies down onto Quinn’s Head)
(Christian, Zac and Dan look at Quinn astonished)
Christian: DA F**K
Dan: OH MY GOD, HE IS A GOD
Zac: I BOW DOWN TO YOU MY KING!!
(Christian, Zac and Dan all bow down to Quinn)
Quinn: You’re all a bunch of idiots and I can’t believe I’m related to that one
(Quinn walks off with the bird)
(Outro plays)
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