The Splatoon Movie(Rjlilsquig Version)/Transcript

== Opening ==
(Universal logo; with woomy sound singing the company's fanfare)
(Illumination logo; Minions shout out “Illumination” and one of them accidentally fires an Inkstrikes. The minions scream and run for cover, and the inkstrike hits the ground, but doesn’t blow up. Just as the minions walk closer to it and laugh in relief, the inkstrike explodes covering them in purple ink. And then the minions chase after the minion who fired that inkstrike)
(Universal Pictures Presents)
(A Chris Meledandri Film)
(An association with Nintendo)
(With director Robert Nadal)
(Debby Ryan)
(Elijah Wood)
(The movie opens with a wide screen television turning on)
Judd: And the winning team is...TEAM MARIO!
(Audience Cheering)
(Zooming away from the television)
We see a 7 year old inkling named Emma watching her father’s past Turf Wars.
Emma:(Narrating)You see that little inkling girl right there. That’s actually me, Emma. I was a foolish inkling as a toddler. I always watched many different Splatfest and Turf Wars especially my father’s past ones. Why? Well, someday I hope to partake in Turf Wars and be as amazing as my father. He was the number one Turf War player during his 20s and 30s winning over 2000 consecutive games.
News anchor Inkling:(On TV)What an astonishing win. Brad has taken another run away game, splattering almost every inch of open spots. Brad, can I get an interview on how you do this.
Brad:(On TV)Well, I can tell you all my tactic. You see, I always win these games, but the thing is, I don’t use my skill. It’s my plans and a lot of teamwork. With every plan I’ve came up with, I don’t execute them on my own. When we all work together, we win by a milestone. It’s teamwork that makes the dream work.
Emma:(Narrating)My father has been playing these for 5 years until he met my mother, Lori. Just after a year of dating, she would later tell him she was pregnant with me. In order to get the time to raise me, he decided to retire from these games. And just after 8 months, at his last Turf War, he’s made his announcement about his retirement.
News anchor Inkling:(On TV)So what are you gonna do now that you’re done with these Turf Wars.
Brad:(On TV)Well, the truth is, I’m not just retiring because I want to. I’ve met a beautiful women who I fell in love with, and I decided maybe it’s time she and I raised a family. (Looking directly at the camera)Lori, if you’re watching this, I love you.
(Audience goes Aww)
News anchor Inkling:(On TV)Now there’s a man who cares about the ones they love. Thanks for the interview and have a good retirement life.
Brad:(On TV)Thank you so much.
Emma:(Narrating)Someday, I hope to take his place as one of the all time greats. But, as I didn’t expect, things cannot always turn out the way you want it.
”THE SPLATOON MOVIE”
==Scene 1: 9 years Later==
Emma grabs her Splatershot, Splat Bombs, and Splatroller and heads up to the area. Today’s Splatfest is Minions vs Pets(Illumination Easter egg). Emma and her teammates are representing the Pets team while her competitors are on the Minions team.
Emma: Ok,(Deep Breathing)This is it. Here we go. I’m a bit nervous.
Teammate #1: What are you nervous about?
Emma: This is my first Turf War and I‘m a bit unprepared. What if I screw up?
Teammate #2: It’s nothing to be worried about. As long as we work together.
Teammate #1: It’s like your father, Brad, told everyone, Teamwork makes the dream work.
Emma: That’s true. Hopefully things will turn out fine.
We see an audience watching from many different perspectives. Some include in bleachers and televisions. Especially her family who was watching her on television.
Judd: Welcome to the 543,207th Turf War, brought to you by Inkopolis News. It’s the Minions vs the Pets. Let’s see which team can cover the most terrain in their color of ink.
Teammate #3: Ok, be ready to go for the open spots and shoot our ink.
Teammate #2: It’s all open spots, for now at least.
Emma: Focus, we have to keep our guards up. (To herself)especially me.
Judd: Alright then. Are you ready! 3...2...1...GO!
The inklings begin to shoot their ink all over the area. Emma sees someone trying to shoot her teammate and she throws a Splat Bomb at them. Boom!
Emma: Haha!
Competitor #1: Yoo-hoo!
She throws a Splat bomb towards Emma and she dodged it and counters. Boom!
Competitor #1: Ha! That’s what you get.
Emma: Got ya
Emma rams the competitor and is sent out for 30 seconds.
After almost 5 minutes, the entire area is covered in ink. As Emma keeps firing her Splattershot, she starts sliding on the ink and then trips. Competitor #2 shoots out an Inkstrike and Emma jumps out. Boom! Emma tries to make a run for it, but ends up sliding on the ramp, going too fast.
(Audience Gasps)
Judd: OOOHHH! WE GOT OURSELVES SOMEONE WHO...WELL...LOST CONTROL!
Emma then slides up the second ramp and is sent flying towards Judd.
Judd:(Looking at the monitor)Oh, hey look, it’s me.
Judd looks up and see Emma flying towards him. He moves far to the left to avoid her. She crashes into the recording equipment.
Judd: NO-O-O! MY INKSTER 4000 CAMERA!
(Audience Sighs And Awws in fear)
Emma:(Grunts in pain)Ow...
Judd: Poor kid. Hey, you ok.
Emma: I think so.
Judd: Tsk Tsk Tsk. Is this your first turf war?
Emma: Yeah
Judd thinks maybe Emma could use some training.
Judd:(Walks towards the mike)I’m sorry about that everyone. I’m gonna have to call off and postpone this Turf War.
(Audiences Awws in depression)
At Emma’s home, her family seemed bummed to see this happen, especially Brad.
Brad: Oh this pressure. What have I done.
Lori: What have you done?
Brad: She’s trying to hard to be like me.
Brad’s Dad: That doesn’t mean it’s your fault. It’s no ones fault.
Emma feels guilty for letting herself slip.
Emma: Judd, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean for that to...
Judd: No. I understand it was an accident. You just need some training, that’s all. If you want to, meet me at the Inkopolis Record Center at 4:00AM tomorrow morning
Emma:(Sigh) Okay then...
Judd leaves
Emma starts to shed some tears in embarrassment
==Scene 2: Humiliation==
Emma walks across Inkopolis Square, seeing people talk about her episode back there. Hearing all of their conversations makes her feel more embarrassed and depressed. When she walks into her house, her family notices her walking up stairs while crying.
Bethany: Wow. She looks very down.
John: Guess she’s too embarrassed by that crisis.
Brad: Maybe I should go talk to her.
Lori: I’ll come with.
Emma goes to her room and lays face first on her bed crying and wallowing
Brad:(Open door)Hey sugar plum, are you ok?
Emma:(Muffled)No! I’m not! My life is literally ruined!
Lori: Aww, it wasn’t that bad.
Emma:(Muffled)Yes it was. I feel like I can’t show my face out anymo-o-ore!(Crying)
Brad: Hey that’s no different than my first turf war. When I was your age, I messed up my first time, and I got laughed at a lot. They thought I was weird too.
Lori: Brad!
Brad: I mean, I mean different. You know, in a good way. I mean you were cool, but I was uncool. Like really uncool.
Lori:(Talks over Brad) Whoa, whoa, okay. That’s enough with that. You know Emma, when your dad is in a deep hole, he’s gotta learn to stop digging.
Brad: That’s true. But the thing is you gotta learn from your mistake. I had to take some of my time to practice.
Emma: Really? Well, someone did offer to give me some training.
Lori: Huh! Do you know who this someone is?
Emma: I think I know him.
Lori: Brad, what do you think.
Brad: Hmm...well I got training when I was her age. Maybe she could use it.
Lori: Ok then. As long as you know who he is, you can go ahead and go Emma.
Emma: Thanks mom and dad.
Emma gives her mom and dad a hug and a kiss on their cheek. Emma gets ready to go to bed. She’s gotta get up very early to get ready for training. As Lori and Brad leave Emma’s room, Emma stops Brad for a moment.
Emma: Uh, Dad?
Brad: Yes sweetie?
Emma: Can you sing me a lullaby?
Brad: You really love that song, huh?
Emma: Mmm-hmm.
Brad: Ok, let me get your music box.
Brad grabs Emma’s music box off the shelf and winds it up.
=== ”You’re my Little Inkling” ===
:Brad: Please don’t cry in fear
:Your daddy’s here for you my dear
:We play together in the ink
:It’s fun to hang out like we’re a link
:Even when I’m not here with you
:I’ll always be there for you
:'Cause you’re my little inkling
:And I’m you daddy whose here for you
:Emma: Remember that one time
:You showed me my first Splatfest
:It made me feel like I love that fest
:It changed my life a whole new way
:I’d look out there and make a say
:Brad and Emma: Cause were the best
:Like no one ever was
:We play together
:Like it was a plus
:Cause(Brad says “You’re my” and Emma says “I’m your”) little inkling
:Brad: And I’m your daddy whose here for you
Brad turns off Emma’s light and leaves her room
Brad: Good Night, my little inking.
Emma: Good Night, dad.
Brad closes the door and Emma goes to sleep
==Scene 3: Training with the Judge==
Emma’s alarm goes off at 4:00am in the morning and Emma turns it off and gets her clothes on to go out for her training. She leaves the house and goes to the Inkopolis Record Center, where she would meet up with Judd.
We cut to Judd in the recording stage. He looks over his watch wondering if Emma’s even coming.
Emma: Hey, Judd. I’m here.
Judd: Ah. There you are.
Emma: Sorry I’m late, but late things are worth waiting for.
Judd: Well thanks for coming, Ms...
Emma: Emily Jocelyn Squidwin. But my friends and family call me Emma
Judd: Got it. Emma, you got everything for practice.
Emma: All I got is my Splattershot.
Judd: That’ll work. Ok. Now tell me. What is it you mostly struggle with in these Turf Wars?
Emma: Well, It’s easy for me to shot and fire the ink weapons. The problem is the tension always makes me lose control of myself and I end up messing up. Especially when all the ink ends up on the ground. I can’t even walk on it without slipping on it.
Judd: Don’t worry, it was just a first time mistake. You just gotta plant your foot entirely on the ink flatly. Let see if you can do it. Pass me your splattershot.
Emma: Ok.
Emma gives Judd her Splattershot and he shoot some ink onto the ground
Judd: Now, try to run towards the other side.
Emma: Alright then. Here we go.
Emma runs on the ink and slips and falls face first.
Emma: OW!
Judd: No no no! You need to place your entire foot flatly I said. You’re planting your heel on the ground first. It needs to all be on the ground. From the top.
Emma goes again and slips again
Emma: TOUCHED MY HAIR THAT TIME!
Judd:(Groaning)This is gonna take a while
We later take a montage of Emma trying to run across the ink and slipping and falling. We then stop at try #25, where.
Judd:(Moaning)This is taking forever.
Emma is all covered in floor marks, a bloody nose, and a rub burn.
Emma: Who would’ve thought this was hard?
Judd: You gotta plant your feet flatly! One more time.
Emma: Ok
Emma cracks her neck and stretches her legs. She runs onto the ink and closes her eyes tightly in fear. The moment she steps on the ink, she actually walks correctly and is now running on the ink.
Emma:(Opens her eyes)(Gasps) Hey, I’m doing it! I’m doing it
Judd:(Gasp) Yeah. YEAH YEAH! THAT’S IT! KEEP GOING!
Emma starts to do a bit of Ballet as she runs on the ink. She jumps down towards the non-ink covered surface and finishes with a ballet pose.
Judd:(Clapping) Well done, Emma! You showed yourself off and learned the most important part of Turf Wars. That’ll complete your training for today.
Emma: Thanks for the training, Judd.
Emma gives Judd a tight hug and he struggles to catch a breath from it. As Emma leaves, Judd calls out
Judd: Don’t forget, Feet flatly on the ink. I’ll be seeing you at Moray Towers for the next Splatfest, ok.
Emma: Got it!
==Scene 4: DJ Octavio Intermission==
We cut to DJ Octavio looking over a helicamera, a camera that looks like a helicoptor and sees Emma optimistically skipping on home.
DJ Octavio: Humpht! This be the daughter of the legend. Please, I’d have a harder time taking down an jellyfish.
Winifred: What’s going on sir.
DJ Octavio: It’s this Inkling Girl. She looks like an idiot.
Winifred: You talking about the one who loused up at that Turf War
DJ Octavio: What are you talking about?
Winifred hands DJ Octavio a newspaper saying “Daughter of the Legend isn‘t a legend”.
DJ Octavio: OHH!(holds in laughter)
Winifred: Is your face ok?
DJ Octavio:(Laughs hard and loud) THAT MAKES IT ALL THE BETTER! Maybe we can come up with a plan that’ll leave her to do it.
Winifred: What have you got?
DJ Octavio:(Silence) Nothing yet.
Winifred: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?! YOU HAVEN’T BEEN PLANNING OFF?!
DJ Octavio: I haven’t thought of anything at the moment.
Winifred: You’re not making me come up with another plan this time! It’s getting abusive, you know.
DJ Octavio: Hey don’t insult me! I am the leader.
Winifred: Ok, I’m sorry, I’m just...(starts to shed some tears)
DJ Octavio: Are you ok? Is something eating? Tell me.
Winifred:(Sniffling and snorting) Well, I had a fight with my boyfriend and we broke up
DJ Octavio: Again, you had to break up with someone! This is the 7th boyfriend you dumped!
Winifred: Nobody is interested in dating me.
DJ Octavio: Maybe I could find someone for you. Come with me
DJ Octavio takes Winifred to a room where she could meet some boy Octolings.
== Scene 5: Rematch ==
Emma gets ready for her next Turf War today. Everyone’s watching and Judd is counting on Emma to remember the technic.
Teammate #2: Ok, you think you got what it takes now, Emma?
Emma: I think so. I’ve been gotten a bit of training.
Teammate #1: Ok then. Just keep you’re paying attention and don’t let anything distract you from the Turf War.
Judd: Welcome everyone to the 543,208th Turf War, brought to you by Inkopolis News. And here, we’d like to apologize for what you all saw last time. Which is why were continuing the Minions vs Pets Splatfest
At Emma's house, his family was watching the Turf War and was hoping Emma doesn't hurt herself again.
Lori: Is this even a good idea?
John: It's the inklings way of life. She needs to do this.
Brad: Yeah, but we don't want her to get injured after what happened last time.
Jessie: Didn't big sister get some twaining.
Lori: Well yes but...
Brad: We don't know who was giving her training.
Judd:(On TV)In light of yesterday's event, I had to call of the Turf War to prepare to give the inkling a bit of practice.
Lori and Brad overheard that and are speechless
John: She learned from the judge. Let's hope she's got this.
Emma:(Deep Breath)Here we go
Judd: Let's begin this. 3...2...1...GO
They all make their runs to splatter their ink of their corresponding color and at the half way mark, Emma gets ready to do her special tactic.
Emma:(Feeling her heart pounding)Ok...this is it. Remember. Feet flatly on the ink. Here we go.
She plants her feet flatly on the ink and walks on the ink. Everyone sees this and are cheering for Emma. The crowd goes wild. Her family is happy to see she's doing it, woth Lori and Brad being the ones most proud of Emma.
Emma: Woo! This is amazing.
Emma takes out almost all of the competitors and crushes the competition
Teammate #1: WHOA! She's doing it
Teammate #2: Neptune, be praised
Emma and her team are winning by a long shot, it seemed they were gonna to put this in a runaway. Well, it was feeling like one up until Emma let the pride and fame get into her head. She wouldn’t stop pushing it. And at the last point, she pushed it to far. As she decided to pull out her inkstrike, she lost her grip and slipped on the ink and fall down the edge, accidentally firing the inkstrike into the audience. The audience makes a run for it and the inkstrikes takes out the entire spectators bench. KA-BOOM! The inkstrike explodes and destroys the bench. Luckily, no inklings were caught in the explosion. Emma was speechless at what happened and then lost faith in herself. She embarrassed herself more than she did last time. Everyone turned towards her in concerned and frustration.
Judd:(To himself)Oh No.
Emma:(Laugh in fear)Sorry about that. That was a mistake. Like I let the inkstrike hit the audience by accident. Isn’t that funny right.
They all start looking at Emma with a frown. Emma’s family noticed all of that and Brad felt sorry for her the most.
Brad: Not again.
Emma:(Laugh in fear)Ok, so maybe it was a terrible mistake, but I’m sure this mess will just be a funny memory, right? Trust me.
Judd:(Towards The Mike)I guess...this is another called game. I apologize for that.
Emma:(Looking towards Judd)Oh come on.
The audience starts to exit the area.
Emma: But...
Teammate #2: It’s okay. Everyone messes up even the second time. Just don’t let it get in your head.
Emma:(Sigh)
Emma walks out of the area and walks out of the arena in despair.
== Scene 6: It's Over ==
Emma walks around Inkopolis in despair. Everyone talks about the incident she caused at the Turf War. It's even all over the news and it not even 12 o'clock yet
Pearl: Did you see that crisis back at The Reef.
Marina: Yeah, I never thought that such Ink strike accident could occur. They're mainly meant to Target at contestents, not spectators.
Pearl: Well, accidents may happen, but that seems highly implausible.
Marina: Let's hope nothing like that happens again.
Emma is ashamed and embarrassed seeing all of this even on worldwide television. Kind of know how she feels
Pearl: That's all for now. Until next time. Remember.
Pearl and Marina: Don't get cooked, stay off the hook.
Instead of going home, however, Emma decides to go to the Port to cry herself out
Emma:(crying)It's all over. I'm just a failure. I'll never fit in.
Judd: You OK?
Owen: I don't think she's in the mood
Melody: Come on, it was a small accident
Emma turns around to see Judd, Owen, and Helen silently stare at Melody.
Emma:(sniffle)What are you guys doing here?
Owen: We just wanted to see if you're alright.
Emma: It's not that I'm not alright, I'm just...
Judd: No no. That was my fault. I forgot to say this. Don't be too proud, or you'll lose focus and be too loud.
Emma: It's ok. I just wish there wasn't so much tension. I don't wanna disappointed or embarrassed my own father.
Judd: Your father? He's the most tenacious inkling in all of the land.
Helen: Yeah, he'd never be embarrassed. He never lets anything embarrass him.
Emma: Yeah, but(sniffle). I'll never be like him.
Judd: Well maybe my method of training wasn't enough.
Owen: I don't think anyone can train an inkling to do stuff like that. They have to learn it and feel it in here
Emma: The heart?
Owen: Mmm-hmm
Emma starts to smile and Owen smiles back
Emma: It's good to have a friends like you
Owen: True. You're my best friend, Emma. And you let nothing happen to me.
Emma gives Owen a hug and he gives a hug back.
Judd:(sigh)True Friendship
Helen: Come on. Let's go get a snack.
Emma and Owen: Ok
== Scene 7: A Message from the Octarians==
After a few minutes, We see Emma, Owen, Helen, and Melody out at Inkopolis Square getting a little snack at the Food Shop
Helen: So guys, I’ve talked to a guy I met at Ye Olde Cloth Shoppe and it looked like he giving me the eye lately.
Emma: He probably likes you. You’re a woman who has a good taste in fashion.
Helen: You think that? Maybe if I ever bump into him, I can invite him to come with us next time.
Owen: That would be a good idea.
The giant jumbotron goes off with an important news announcement
Pearl: Y’all know what time it is?!
Marina: It’s “Off the Hook”, coming to you live at Inkopolis Square
All of the inklings look up towards the jumbotron to hear the news.
Pearl: We recently gotten a word of something that might startle all of you.
Marina: It hasn’t been confirmed entirely, but the government believes Callie, one of the Squid Sisters, has disappeared following the 9000th Splatfest Anniversary.
All of the inklings gasped in shock
Emma: WHAT?! NO! THAT CAN’T BE!
Owen: SHE’S GONE?!
Melody: MY GOODNESS!
Pearl: It’s not only that Marina. I overheard that a total of 24 other inklings were captured too. And...
Jumbotron cuts to a picture of the Great Zapfish tower without the Zapfish
All of the inklings look upward towards the actual tower to see the zapfish is gone
Emma, Owen, Helen, and Melody: IT’S GONE!
Judd looks over towards the tower
Judd: WHAT!
Marina: This doesn’t seem very good. Someone has too get it back.
Inkling #1: GET IT BACK!
Inkling #2: WHERE EVEN IS IT?!
DJ Octavio hacks into the Jumbotron to make his announcement to the inklings
DJ Octavio laughs evilly and tries to speak, but there’s no audio
Emma: Where’s the sound?
Judd:(Towards DJ Octavio)Hey, you’re sound is off.
DJ Octavio:(No Audio)What? What do you mean my sounds off.
Marina: There’s no audio coming in. You have to turn on the volume
Pearl: Push the button that says Volume Up
All the inklings guide him to turning on the audio
DJ Octavio: Hello, is the thing on now
The Audio comes on at the cost of the picture not showing.
All the inklings moan
Judd: Ok. N-Now we can hear you but we can’t...see you
Marina: Every time! Every single time!
Jumbotron now displays DJ Octavio and the audio
All the inklings cheer him for fixing it
DJ Octavio: Ah! That’s much better. Thanks for that. Now where was I? Oh right!(Guffaw sinisterly)
Inklings suddenly gasp
Emma: Who is that?
Owen: That’s...DJ Octavio.
Emma: DJ Octavio? That’s sounds familiar.
Brad:(Far away)He’s our worst nemesis
Brad runs up towards Emma and her friends
Emma: Dad! You know him?
Brad: Everyone does. DJ Octavio is the leader of the Octarians, our biggest rival species.
Judd: He’s right. The Inklings fought the Octarians to earn territory here. And ultimately, they found a way to win the war against the Octarians. Ever since then, they’ve grown bitter and went on to take down the Inkling race.
DJ Octavio: Greeting Inklings of all ages. I’ve seen you all were talking about the disappearance of the Great Zapfish.
DJ Octavio turns the camera towards the Zapfish and the Octobot
DJ Octavio: If you want this Zapfish back, come and get it.
Inking #1: We need to find a way to get it back.
Inkling #3: Let’s get someone to go after them
Judd: There ain’t no one senile enough to take on that piece of machinery.
Brad: What we need is a team.
The inklings look towards Brad
Brad: If we all work together, we could take down the Octarians and retrieve the Zapfish.
DJ Octavio:(Towards Brad)Humph! Cute! If I knew you were gonna use the best of the inklings to take me down, then why would I bother calling you all to telling you all my plan. Huh...weird. 
DJ Octavio takes a moment of silence for dramatic effect
DJ Octavio: OOH! Maybe it was to show you this!
DJ Octavio moves the camera to the 24 missing inklings, those including Lori and Callie
The inklings gasp in traumatization
Brad: LORI?!
Emma: MOTHER?!
Judd: Those are the missing inklings.
Pearl: Some of those look like our great inkling battlers.
Marina: That’s because THEY ARE!
DJ Octavio: Yes, this time I came prepared. And I’m just getting started. Now if you excuse, I’m going to satisfy my...BURNING...thirst...FOR REVENGE!
DJ Octavio tries to turn off the camera, but struggles
DJ Octavio: Wait. How do I
Octarians tries to help him out
DJ Octavio: What do I press? Is it the red one? I don’t...I don’t understand. It’s not...
The camera turns off cutting him off.
The inklings talk among themselves about this situation
Emma: What are we gonna do?
Owen: I honestly have no idea.
Melody: Me neither.
Emma turns to Brad, who is still paralyzed after seeing Lori get taken.
Emma: Dad? Dad! Are you ok?!(Snaps her fingers)
Brad: He took her. I can’t believe it.
Judd: Those Octarians are pushing their limits. We need to find a way to stop them.
== Scene 8 ==
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== Scene 12 ==
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