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[During the Paramount and MTV Films logo the song Sh-Boom by The Chords plays. a cloud shaped like the MTV Films logo fades in instead of the logo. And then the camera zooms into a building.]
Tim: *sigh* *narrating* Our lives aren’t what you think. *talking* only 1½ months until school is out. I wish we can- like- play Schools Out by Alice Cooper over the intercom.
Jim: How the hell will it work?
Tim: ...yeah, about that...
Chad: Mom packed me 5 bags of barbecue chips, 7 oreos, a Subway sub, and a lot of popcorn for lunch!
Tim: *sigh* God damn, you are so lucky. She packs me “Good stuff” when it’s really just leftover Goldfish with gravy.
Chad: so unlucky.
[The next scene is when they go to the school, they see police tape.]
Nate: What’s with the police tape? *reads paper* We have mold, so we have to shut down the school until September 5th. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Everyone: SCHOOL IS CLOSED UNTIL SEPTEMBER!
[A party is going on at the front of the school]
Random person: What the hell? Those jackasses.
Tim: THIS COULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO PLAY “SCHOOLS OUT”!!!
Jim: I could sing it! Well we got no choi- *cough* *cough* *hack* *cough*
Tim: Dude-
Jim: Oh don’t worry, that was just dried out, leftover cereal my mom gave us.
Nate: She cares about our health, for you, Chad, she doesn’t.
[Someone cosplaying as Spongebob Squarepants is walking by]
Spongebob Cosplayer: Bahahahahahaha! How are you little children? Sad that your school closed?
Tim: We’re basically teens now. We don’t watch you.
Spongebob Cosplayer: Oh. *walks away*
Nate: We still didn’t tell him we want to go to Disney World
Tim: Thank god.
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