War of the Rowdy Rodents! 2020

== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - You all have been waiting for this but it is finally here! The sequel to War of the Rowdy Rodents! In this short, Boko and Mouse will compete in different matches to see who is the rowdiest rodent out there! Plus there are also challenges suggested by the readers! Anyways, Have fun reading and vote who do you think will win!
(It starts out in a stadium. It shows Culdee on top of a podium)
Culdee: Welcome one and all to the 2nd installment of... War of the Rowdy Rodents!
(A bunch of people are heard cheering)
Culdee: Anyways, incase you are a dumbass and didn't read the first short, WOTRR will have a series of challenges to see who is the rowdiest rodent of them all! Now on the left corner, we got the one, the only, MmmmmmmMOUSE!
(The Mouse comes out and waves at the audience. The audience cheers)
Culdee: And on the right, we got the vicious, the cute but deadly, please welcome! B-b-b-b-b-b-BOKO!
(Boko comes out waving at the audience. The audience cheers again)
Boko: Wow, I lot of people like me now that i'm half redeemed!
(The two rodents face eachother)
Boko: I've been waiting a whole year for this mouse! Ever since that time you humiliated me, (Mouse Trouble) I think it's time I humiliate you!
Mouse: Hah! I'd like to see you try! Just because your half redeemed doesn't mean everyone loves you!
Culdee: Also one more thing! This will have one difference from last years, because the challenges this time were suggested by none other than you guys! So let's see what lucky people have there challenges picked!
RH: I mean the only ones who suggested our challenges were me, Endless and MF.
Culdee: Ohhh. Well anyways, LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE-
(The two rodents are seen beating up eachother. Culdee looks at this with an unamused expression)
Culdee: I give up, that's it.
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CHALLENGE 1 - Try to steal the quad patties without getting caught by PJ Berri!
Suggested by Rh390110478
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(It cuts to PJ Berri at home bringing in a bunch of quad patties)
PJ Berri: Man! I can't wait to eat these quad patties that I stole- I mean bought with my money!
(PJ places the patties down. His stomach then rumbles)
PJ Berri: Uh oh. I think the quad patties are having an argument with my stomach.
(PJ Berri runs off to the bathroom. Boko is then seen from the window)
Boko: Okay, he's gone! Time to get me some quad patties!
(Boko opens the window with a bag and puts all the patties in there)
Boko: Hehehe! Now to get out of the house and win the challenge!
(Boko pulls the bag but it's very heavy)
Boko: Oh god. It's very. UGH! Heavy!
(Boko struggles while trying to pull the bag. PJ then exits the bathroom)
PJ Berri: Goodness. I'm gonna have to go to rehab over tha-
(PJ then sees Boko with the bag)
Boko: Uhhhh Merry Christmas?
(PJ stares at Boko. He then kicks him out of the house and takes his patties back)
PJ Berri: AND SCREW OFF YOU HEARTLESS THEIF!
(PJ slams the door shut)
Boko: Damn it.
(Suddenly a giant crane is seen removing the roof of PJ's house)
Boko: Oh mah god.
PJ Berri: OH GOD! IT'S THE FAT CRANE! HE'S TRYNA PUT ME ON A DIET!
(PJ Berri runs off screaming while the crane grabs the bag of patties. Mouse then appears to be driving the crane)
Mouse: Thanks for the patties bokster!
Boko: GRRRRRR!
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Boko - 0
Mouse - 1
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CHALLENGE 2 - Have a race with sonic
Suggested by Endlesspossibilites2006
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(It shows Boko, Mouse and Sonic on a race track)
Sonic: Too easy! I'm just gonna be racing a bunch of children!
Boko: We'll see who's laughing soon!
Classic Amy: On your marks, get set, GO!
(The three run off with Sonic in the lead)
Sonic: I'm in the lead now! I'm actually gonna win the race! Here I go!
Boko: OH I DON'T THINK SO!
(Boko grabs a mystery power up from Mario Kart and gets a banana peel. He throws it at Sonic causing him to slip)
Sonic: WOAH WOAH WOAHHHHH!
(Sonic crashes into the wall)
Boko: HAH!
(Boko makes it to the finish line)
Mouse: How are you so f***ing fast!
Boko: Rabbits can hop faster than any one.
Sonic: I think I broke my collar bone.
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Boko - 1
Mouse - 1
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CHALLENGE 3 - Spoil the ending to AWR (MAKE SURE IT IS CENSORED THOUGH) to unexpected people and avoid being caught.
Suggested by MarioFan2009
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(The five guys are seen waiting out side of a movie theater)
Guy 1: I'm excited for AWR!
Guy 3: I know man. It's gonna be the best trilogy evah!
Guy 2: I heard every single villain in SFU history is going to make an appearance!
Guy 4: Cool!
(Boko then comes up)
Boko: Hey idiots!
(The guys look at boko)
Boko: Ahem. (CENSORED SPEECH SINCE I DO NOT WANT TO BE COPYRIGHTED BY RH)
(The guys look in shock. It then cuts to Boko ductaped to the front of the bus and the bus drives off)
Guy 5: Have a nice trip, SPOILER!
(Mouse then comes up)
Mouse: Hey guys!
Guy 2: What do you want Mickey?
Mouse: (MORE CENSORED SPEECH)
(The guys look in shock)
Guys 2: Welp, let's beat him up!
(It then cuts to the five guys ductaped to the front of the bus and it drives off)
Mouse: Just to let you know, I am not easy to fight as you can find out in Mouse Trouble.
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Boko - 1
Mouse - 2
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CHALLENGE 4 - Enter a maze and avoid getting sprayed with bug spray by Maggie and Lacey Ladybug while trying to find your way out!
Suggested by Rh390110478
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(It starts off with Boko and Mouse in a maze)
Boko: Where the hell are we?
???: Hello rodents. We've been expecting you.
Mouse: Nani!?
(The two come out revealing to Maggie and Lacey Ladybug with bugsprays)
Boko: RUN B***H! RUN!
(The two run off)
Maggie: You can't escape from me!
(The two fly after them. Boko and Mouse then run towards a dead end)
Boko: S***! A dead end!
Mouse: Uh Boko, could you hold still for a second?
Boko: Wot?
(Mouse jumps on top of Boko and exits the maze)
Boko: HEY! THATS CHEATING!
Culdee: Actually theres no rule saying you can't jump the walls.
(Maggie and Lacey then fly over to Boko)
Boko: Uhhhh I loved your show?
(Mouse walks off as Boko is heard screaming due to Maggie and Lacey spraying him)
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Boko - 1
Mouse - 3
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CHALLENGE 5 - Try to beat Luigi at doing nothing
Suggested by Endlesspossibilities 2006
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Mouse: Nothing!? How the hell can we do nothing!?
(Boko is seen sitting next to Ghost Luigi and the two are just staring into blank space)
Mouse: ... Wot?
(Suddenly Ghost Toadette his Ghost Luigi with her car)
Ghost Luigi: DAMN IT TOADETTE!
Boko: HAH!
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Boko - 2
Mouse - 3
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CHALLENGE 6 - Humiliate Bacon Colonel and Bacon General and get away with it!
Suggested by MarioFan2009
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(It starts off with Bacon Colonel and Bacon General in the durr burger)
Bacon Colonel: Man, it sucks that we lost the dream war.
Bacon General: True. We were so close to winning. We thought we were gonna win after the events of the first half.
Bacon Colonel: True, but we'll get them back eventually.
Bacon General: Hang on, I need to use the restroom.
Bacon Colonel: Okay.
(Bacon General leaves. Boko then sneaks up and places a woopie coushin)
Boko: Hehe.
(Boko hides under the table. Bacon General comes back but then notices the woopie coushin)
Bacon General: The hell?
(Bacon General hears Boko giggling and looks under the table. Boko notices him)
Boko: Uhhh happy February fools!
(Boko is then seen outside tied like a pretzel)
Boko: Owwwwww.
(The two are then seen back to eating. It then cuts to the SML house where Joe Bow from "Ballot Box Jeffy" is seen talking to Mouse)
Joe Bow: So what do you want me to do again?
Mouse: I need you to hack into Bacon Generals database and see if you can find an embarrasing picture or something so I can post it on Twitter!
Joe Bow: Okay!
(Joe goes on his laptop and finds a picture which is not shown)
Joe Bow: Will this do?
Mouse: Definetly!
(Mouse goes on his phone)
Mouse: Now to send it!
(It cuts back to the durr burger. Coconut Fred is seen about to stab Spongebob when he gets a notification on his phone. What's on the phone isn't shown. He opens it up and then bursts out laughing)
Coconut Fred: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Spongebob: What are you laughing about?
Coconut Fred: Take a look at this!
(Coconut Fred shows Spongebob the phone)
Spongebob: BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Soon everyone around the durr burger gets notifications and start pointing at Bacon General laughing)
Bacon General: Wha- What's so funny?
(Terrorvax comes up and shows Bacon General his phone and he gets shocked eyes)
Bacon General: WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER.COM!?
Terrorvax: It says here that Bacon Colonel did it!
(Bacon General looks at Bacon Colonel with angry eyes)
Bacon Colonel: B-BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE-
(Bacon General brutally beats Bacon Colonel up while everyone laughs)
Mouse: HAH! GOTEEM!
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Boko - 2
Mouse - 4
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CHALLENGE 7 - Avoid getting acquired by Mickey Mouse and his troops!
Suggested by Rh390110478
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(It cuts to Boko's house where he is seen watching videos on his phone when he gets a knock at the door)
Boko: Who could that be?
(Boko walks up to the door revealing Mickey Mouse)
Boko: What do you want?
Mickey Mouse: Hiya Boko! I came to tell you that you have been aquired by Disney so your coming with me!
Boko: Okay, hold on a second!
(Boko leaves and comes back with a kitten. Mickey sees this and screams and runs off)
Boko: Hah! Works everytime!
Kitten: Mew.
(It then cuts to the Mouse stealing cheese from Mario's fridge when he gets a knock on the door)
Mouse: Who could that be?
(Chef Pee Pee is seen walking towards the door. Mouse passes by)
Mouse: I'll get it!
Chef Pee Pee: Thanks! ... Wait, WAS THAT THE MOUSE!?
(Mouse opens the door revealing Mickey)
Mouse: What do you want?
Mickey Mouse: I came to tell you that you have been aquired by Disney and that you need to come with me right now!
Mouse: Sorry but I don't feel like it.
Mickey Mouse: Well too bad!
(Mickey grabs Mouse)
Mouse: GAH! PUT ME DOWN! NOOOO!
(Mouse is seen at Disney with a scared face and wearing a mickey hat)
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Boko - 3
Mouse - 4
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CHALLENGE 8 - Steal from Badman and don’t get caught
Suggested by Endlesspossibilites2006
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(It transitions to Badman's house where he is seen entering with a bunch of toxic waste)
Badman: Phew. I was finally able to escape the police! Now I am going to drink all of this toxic waste and get super powers! And this time, That read head (Zara) and his boy friend (Jez) Won't stop me!
(Badman then hears a growling sound)
Badman: What was that sound?
(Badman looks down. It then shows inside of Badman where inside his empty stomach, a small head of Badman is there)
Badman Head: Feeeed me.
Badman: Okay. Food first, toxic waste later.
(Badman walks off to eat. Mouse is seen sneaking in. He picks up the toxic waste badman stole)
Mouse: Alright! Time to take this and-
(Suddenly a bacta tube falls onto Mouse trapping him)
Mouse: The hell!?
Badman: I knew you were gonna attempt that and I knew that you were gonna fart in here so I had to put up a f***ing seal.
(Badman presses a button causing the bacta tube to turn into a rocket and fly off)
Mouse: GAH!
Badman: Now that he's gone, time to drink some- WHA!?
(Boko is seen loading toxic waste into a drone)
Badman: OI YOU!
Boko: Uh oh.
(Boko jumps on the drone and flies away)
Badman: MY WAAAAAASTE!
Boko: Catchya later Badman!
Badman: Damn bunny. I wish he never got redeemed.
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Boko - 4
Mouse - 4
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CHALLENGE 9 - Prank call a villain and survive them hunting you down.
Suggested by CuldeeFell13
RH: Wait, you didn't suggest this on the blog.
Culdee: Well I suggested this on the blog for WOTTF 2020 but it didn't make the cut so I thought I could use this! Now can you leave now?
RH: Fine.
(RH walks off)
Culdee: Anyways, off to the challenge!
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(It starts off with Bacon General taking a walk)
Bacon General: Ugh. I cant believe that mouse posted by private pictures on twitter! Once I find him, I will chop his tail off and use it to tie my shoes!
(Bacon General then gets a call)
Bacon General: Who is this?
(Bacon General answers)
Bacon General: Who is this?
Mouse: (Voice) It's me! The Mouse! I just wanted to say, I bet you pissed your pants when you found out your nudes were on twitter!
Bacon General: YOU SON OF A B***H! WHERE ARE YOU!?
Mouse: Over here!
(Mouse appears behind Bacon General)
Bacon General: I WILL FLATTEN YOU!
(Bacon General tries to jump on Mouse only for him to run off)
Bacon General: GET BACK HERE!
(Bacon General is about to chase after Mouse when he gets another call from Boko)
Bacon General: What does Boko want from me?
(Bacon General answers)
Bacon General: What do you want?
Boko: Is your refridgerator running?
Bacon General: "sigh"
(Bacon General then sees Boko hiding in an alleyway. Boko sees him)
Boko: Uh oh.
(Human Meggy is seen walking around when she hears Boko screaming while beating up sounds are heard)
Human Meggy: What the hell was that?
(Boko is seen tied up to a garbage dumpster)
Bacon General: This is what happens when you prank call me!
(Human Meggy walks in the alleyway)
Human Meggy: What's going on in here-
(Bacon General points a gun at Human Meggy)
Bacon General: You better give me your money or I will pop you between your eyes!
Human Meggy: Oh hey I know you! I saw your nudes on Twitter!
Bacon General: AHHHHH GOD DAMN IT!
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Boko - 4
Mouse - 5
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CHALLENGE 10 - Try to survive Coconut Fred!
Suggested by MarioFan2009
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(It starts off with Boko in the middle of the city at night)
Boko: Alright. Time for the bait.
(Boko brings out a radio and plays it)
Radio: OOOHHHHH! Who lives in a pinapple under the sea!
(While the radio continues singing, a circular shadow is seen)
???: So, you like Spongebob, do ya?
Boko: I do. Come face me coward!
???: Confidence. A fool substitute for intelligence.
(Coconut Fred comes charging out holding his knife. Boko brings out a carrot and bites it turning it sharp and battles Coconut Fred)
Coconut Fred: You will never survive!
Boko: I know you wont, but what am I?
(Boko continues fighting Coconut Fred. Suddenly Coconut Fred gets the upperhand and knocks Boko to the floor making him drop his carrot sword)
Boko: No!
(Coconut Fred points his knife to Boko's knife)
Coconut Fred: It's over Boko! I have the high ground!
Boko: Wait! I didn't have the idea for playing the radio music!
Coconut Fred: Hmmm. You didnt?
Boko: No! It was Mouse! He told me to do it!
Coconut Fred: He's f***ing dead.
(Coconut Fred runs off)
Boko: Phew.
(It cuts to Mouse placing a spongebob cutout)
Mouse: Alright! This should lure him in!
(Suddenly Coconut Fred's knife flies close to Mouse and lands on the spongebob cardboard cut out)
Mouse: GAH!
Coconut Fred: Hello there, spongebob lover!
Mouse: You! It's time to use my weapon!
(Mouse brings out a bomb only for it to explode right away finishing mouse. Coconut Fred looks in shock)
Coconut Fred: ... I was not expecting that. But I was expecting not to expect something so it doesn't count.
(Coconut Fred walks off. Mouse's ghost comes up)
Mouse: Welp. I'm a ghost again.
(Mouse comes back to life)
Mouse: If I came back once, I can come back again! So do I win?
Culdee: Well you died so no.
Mouse: Damn it.
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Boko - 5
Mouse - 5
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CHALLENGE 11 - Eat Lumpy's cooking and give it a positive rating!
Suggested by Rh390110478
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(It starts off at a dining area. Boko and Mouse are seen at their own tables. Lumpy comes in with some platters)
Lumpy: Dinner's done!
(Lumpy walks up to Boko's table and serves a plate with molded carrots with tarter sauce. Boko looks with a shocked face)
Boko: uhhh... what is this?
Lumpy: It's carrot and Tarter Sauce surprise!
Boko: Oh uhhh cool!
Lumpy: ... Well?
Boko: Well what?
Lumpy: Are you gonna try it?
Boko: Huh what? Oh yeah! I'll eat it... right now.
(Boko grabs his fork and eats a bite. His face is green and he tries not to puke)
Lumpy: Well? Do you like it!
Boko: Oh yeah. "gag" It's delicious.
Lumpy: Hah! I knew I was a good cook! (Turns to his right) Take that Mime!
Mime: "turns his head with an angered expression" (Hmph. Show off.)
Lumpy: I'm gonna see if Mouse likes my food!
Mouse: Uh oh!
(Lumpy walks up and serves Mouse expired cheese with Ketchup and chiken all over it)
Mouse: "belch" Uhhh what is that?
Lumpy: Cheese and chicken with ketchup!
(Mouse takes a bite. His face turns green)
Lumpy: Well... do you like it?
(Mouse pukes on Lumpy's face)
Mouse: I CAN'T TAKE IT! THAT WAS TERRIBLE! YOU'RE TERRIBLE! YOU SIR ARE A TERRIBLE COOK!
(Lumpy angrilly wipes the puke off his face revealing his angry eyes. Mouse looks with a scared face)
Mouse: Uhhhh you okay sir?
Lumpy: Grrrrr! NOBODY CALLS ME TERRIBLE!
(A few minutes later It cuts outside the restuaraunt. Mouse walks out with bruises and food all over him)
Mouse: Man. The chef's brutal...
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Boko - 6
Mouse - 5
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CHALLENGE 12 - Eat Lifty’s “secret ingredient”.
Suggested by Rh39011478
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(It shows Boko breaking into Lifty and Shifty's house)
Boko: Okay. The ingredient should be around here somewhere.
(Boko sees Lifty sleeping on a wooden chair while holding his "Secret Ingredient")
Boko: Bingo.
(Boko is about to grab the secret ingredient but steps on a twig causing it to make a loud snapping sound. Lifty is still asleep)
Boko: Boy. Lifty is such a heavy sleeper.
Lifty: HUH!? WHO SAID THAT!?
(Lifty sees Boko)
Boko: Uhhhhh hi?
(Boko is seen flying out of Lifty's place)
Lifty: That will teach him for trying to steal my secret ingredient
(Mouse is seen grabbing the "ingredient"
Lifty: WHAT THE!?
Mouse: HAH! Now to eat this-
(Mouse opens the bottle only for a giant light to flash in his face)
Mouse: GAHHH! MY EYES! What even is that thing!? I didn't see it!
Lifty: Oh it's-
(Suddenly a truck crashes through the wall causing mouse to fly out of Lifty's place and land next to Boko)
Boko: I guess none of us win.
Mouse: True.
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Boko - 6
Mouse - 5
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CHALLENGE 13 - Try not to steal for 2 hours!
Suggested by MarioFan2009
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(Boko is seen at home)
Boko: Well it looks like i can't steal for two hours. But whatever. It's been a long day of challenges. I'm gonna take a quick nap.
(Boko hops into bed and goes to sleep)
(Mouse is seen sitting in his mouse hole watching TV)
Mouse: Alright. I can get through this. I just need to not steal for two hours. I'll just watch TV the whole time.
20 minutes in....
Mouse: Man I can go for some cheese right now.
(Mouse walks over to the fridge only to see there is no cheese left)
Mouse: ...
(Mouse closes the fridge)
Mouse: I guess that's out of the question. Eh. I can still survive.
1 hour in...
(Mouse is seen laying on the couch starving)
Mouse: I'm fine. Everythings fine. I don't need food. I can survive. I bet Boko is suffering at this challenge reeaal hard.
(It shows Boko still asleep)
1 hour and 58 minutes in...
(Mouse is seen asleep. He then wakes up to find a lot of cheese around him)
Mouse: What the? Where did all this cheese come from? Wait, was i sleep stealing again? ... MOTHER FU-
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Boko - 7
Mouse - 5
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CHALLENGE 14 - Find Emperor Palpatine's biggest fear and have Darth Vader exploit it!
Suggested by Rh390110478
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(Palpatine is seen watching Kardashains on TV. When suddenly the power turns off)
Palpatine: Ugh. VADER! THE POWERS OFF!
(There is no response)
Palpatine: VADER! Ugh. I have to do everything myself.
(Palpatine heads to the control module and flips the power back on when vader comes out wearing a "Cats" mask)
Darth Vader: BOO!
Palpatine: ...
Darth Vader: What, your not afraid?
Palpatine: Why would I be afriad of a cat mask.
Boko: Because everyone's afraid of the cats movie.
Palpatine: I actually enjoyed it.
Boko and Darth Vader: ...
(It then cuts to a brutally beaten Darth Vader back to watching TV. The power then turns off again_
Palpatine: Oh for gods sakes vader!
(Palpatine walks off only for a small shadowy figure to hit him in the back of the head with a pan. Palpatine then wakes up tied to chair. Mouse is seen with Darth Vader who is seen holding a box)
Palpatine: What are you doing?
Mouse: You'll see!
Darth Vader: Hehe.
(Darth Vader opens the box and brings out a dvd. He puts it in and it plays "Rise of Skywalker")
Palpatine: No. No No NO! NOT RISE OF SKYWALKER! NOOO TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFFFF!
Darth Vader: HAHAHA! THAT'S FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU TORTURED ME WITH SAND! KARMA IS A B***H! AINT IT, F***FACE!?
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Boko - 7
Mouse - 6
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CHALLENGE 15 - Eat the ipecac pizza
Suggested by Endlesspossibilities2006
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Boko: I saw that family guy episode so there is nooo way i'm touching that.
(Boko runs off)
Mouse: Heh. P***y.
(Mouse eats the pizza)
Mouse: You know, I feel fine-
(Mouse vomits up a storm)
Mouse: Ugh. Oh god. I don't feel too-
(Mouse vomits again)
Boko: I don't care if it was for the challenge, I aint doing that.
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Boko - 7
Mouse - 7
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CHALLENGE 16 - Survive Chef v1000's or Proto-Fell's Wrath
Suggested by MarioFan2009
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(Mouse and Boko are seen walking around an abandoned factory)
Mouse: Jeez, this place gives me the creeps.
Boko: Agreed.
(Suddenly Boko falls down a trap door)
Mouse: Boko!?
(Mouse then sees a giant hook)
Mouse: Oh no. I aint falling for that.
(Mouse then sees a hook with cheese on it)
Mouse: OH BOY, CHEESE!
(Mouse grabs the hook only to be pulled upwards by the hook. It then cuts to Boko waking up in a dark basement)
Boko: Ugh. My head. Damn, it's dark in here. Good thing i brought this.
(Boko uses a glow stick to light up his way)
Boko: Okay. Looks like theres nothing down here.
(Boko turns around only to see Chef v1000)
Chef v1000: Peekaboo.
(It then cuts to the roof of the factory. Boko is seen flinging from the hook and landing on the roof)
Mouse: Ouch.
(Mouse then looks up and sees Proto-Fell)
Mouse: GAH!
(Mouse tries to crawl away while Proto-Fell slowly chases him)
Proto-Fell: Times almost uuuuup.
(It then cuts back to the basement. Boko is seen running in fear as Chef v1000 is chasing him)
Chef v1000: Where you going friend? Don't you want to be friends with the chef?
(Chef v1000's eyes turn pitch black and he grows sharper teeth)
Boko: GAH!
(Boko continues running while Chef v1000 races behind him. Boko later finds the upstairs and races up them. Back on the roof top, Proto-Fell is still chasing Mouse. Mouse then finds a wrench and throws it at Proto-Fell)
Proto-Fell: OW!
(The impact causes Proto-Fell to fall right onto Chef v1000 making them break through the floor making a giant hole)
Mouse: Nice! I win!
Boko: No you idiot! I win!
Mouse: Oh buzz off!
Boko: NO YOU!
Culdee: It seams that both of you got a tie.
Mouse and Boko: WHAT!?
Culdee: Aduh! Look at the score!
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Boko - 7
Mouse - 7
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Mouse: How many more challenges do we have to deal with!?
Boko: Yeah!
Culdee: Well lucky for you, we only have one challenge left. The winner will be the rodent of this years WOTRR!
Boko and Mouse: WHAT IS IT!?
Culdee: I'm glad you asked! It's a....
(It then cuts to Culdee, Boko and Mouse in a stadium)
Culdee: RAP BATTLE!
SMG4: Oh you gotta be f***ing with us.
SMG4 Mario: Now your just trying to rip off War of the Fat Italians!
Tari: Not to mention this is ripping off War of the Two Females.
Firestar: True.
Culdee: Hey. Your sequel copied the layout of my sequel!
RH: Oh for gods sake. IT'S AN INSPIRATION YOU F*** WIT!
Culdee: Alright shut up. Shut up! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Tari: We arn't even saying anything.
Culdee: Idgaf alright!? Just go back to your seats and keep your lips zipped!
Boko: Well I bet I can be able to win this rap battle! You stand no chance mouse!
Mouse: Oh please. Since when was there a rabbit rapper?
Boko: Well I heard about this animatronic rabbit named Lucky-
Mouse: Whatever. I'm still gonna beat you!
Boko: Oh it's on!
(Boko and Mouse walk off)
(It then cuts into an arena. Almost every single SFU character is seen in the audience)
Culdee: Ladies an gentlemen, welcome to the final round of this year's War of the Rowdy Rodents!
(The audience starts cheering)
Culdee: Alright. Now in case you didn't hear, this last round is going to be something new for WOTTR! The two contestants will be duking it out in a rap battle!
(Boko then comes out wearing shades and a leather jacket that has the letter "B" stitched to it. Mouse comes out wearing a red cap and jacket with a gold chain that looks like cheese)
Boko: You better give up mouse, because you wont like what i prepared for you.
Mouse: We will see about that Bokster!
Culdee: Alright guys, save the fighting for the battle! Alright! Here we go in three, two, one BEGIN!
(Rap music then starts playing)
Boko:
B to the O to the KO
Thats gonna be you once i end this episode.
I was turned from a heartless theif into a helpless rabbit
Your a mix between Mickey Mouse and god damn Nabbit
I may have fallen downwards inside Lost Memories
But at least i starred in the godly Slendytubbies
You died in your debut, I stayed alive and well
Every time you talk, my ears turn into a living hell
I may have gotten beat alot, that is quite true
But at least i never died, even in my debut!
But when you throw at me, I hit back like tennis
And this time im the mouse, and your the menace.
Mouse:
Im the one who caused two cats to go doggone!
You're the star of a story that Culdee gave up on!
You got beaten up after you helped rig the election!
then almost got your ass aten by a duck deception.
I succeed in my heists, no chance for cats or chefs,
Call me Loki, cause im the god mischeif.
Your jokes in "Got Talent" wernt even that funny,
I will end you graphic like what Denny did to Sunny.
Boko:
Speaking of Denny, heres something you should see
He's wanted for death, like you to chef pee pee
Because im wrecking this mouse, better then High and Grodo
and im the one who's ending this only Big War, yo!
You're just a rejected Looney Toons character!
Your future stories are unfished as Who Killed Sly Cooper?
But ill end this canned feud like the og ending to the rabbit
Watch you get mauled, while im sitting down and laughin'
Mouse:
Bruh, that last verse didn't even rhyme
But im gonna roast you hard Just One More Time!
You're not cute enough to be a god damn pop star.
And who the hell's middle name is fucking "mchopster"?!
Your little great book failed in the market.
And you lost your "torture ending" since MF didn't like it.
My perfect bars are timeless, can smack you any day
So why dont you hop back to your burrow, Far far away
You think you can surpass me, bitch ill give you a pass
But i might think again for a bunny that looks like ass
But that's it for now, I got better things, silly.
But before I go, send my words to your little bitch, "Lily".
Boko: YOU SON OF A B***H!
(Boko then tackles Mouse)
Mouse: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?
Boko: You went personal for the last time mouse! NO ONE TALKS S*** ABOUT LILY!
Mouse: Well, why would she love an idiot like you!?
Boko: Your just jelous!
Mouse: Yeah, jelous that you began as a beat-him-up character?
Boko: IM A BETTER PERSON NOW!
Mouse: Though not a better rapper.
Boko: THATS IT!
(Boko and Mouse then start beating eachother up)
Culdee: "sigh" Well thats it for tonight folks. Comment down below on who you guys think won this round. Thanks for reading, im gonna go eat some pizza rolls or something.
(Culdee heads out while Mouse and Boko continue fighting. The short then cuts to black)
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