Dyatlov's Shitty Streams

==The mother of all internet-obtained headaches==
These streams are typically characterized by pixilation including less pixels than dots you can expect to find on a single domino, screen anomalies, low FPS, trash music, and overall quality equivalent to trying to screen share from a pack of 1995 Studio baseball cards.
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== History ==
While CRASHC0N does not speak over these streams and they provide zero commentary, that hasn't really stopped them from making a prominent (and annoying) stream presence. Their first server-wide stream was in October of 2021 for the first Halloween event on the server, though a few smaller stream instances had likely occurred before then. Since, their streams are very "pop-up" in nature, and often occur either during a solid planned event time, or completely sporadically.
Their demeanor from their old tiktok streams truly carried over into their "gaming" streams, prompting, inciting, and witnessing the birth of many iconic Rhapsody inside jokes among those within the stream over chat. Namely:
=== Dinner 9000 ===
* First started when muse Eclipse suggested that Dyatlov eat a second dinner as an excuse to go AFK (again).
* The joke continued when Dyatlov started calling every instance that they needed to go AFK "dinner". The number of "dinners" would grow significantly the more they went AFK, ultimately landing the exaggerated number of 9000.
* Later they wrote a song about the joke for Eclipse's entertainment.
=== Two Trucks ===
* Started when Dyatlov joked about waiting for AgentMellohiCrow to queue an infamous Lemon Demon song with the music bot utilized at the time. (Groovy bot- (R.I.P))
* Other folks in the server began to excessively queue the song as a joke, and it stuck. Now there is almost always at least one person who queues the song with the music bot every time they stream. 
* The song was queued so often that Bunny nearly banned the song from being requested. The near-ban halted common perpetrators from queuing the song too excessively so that it could still be dropped on occasion, usually by AgentMellohiCrow.
== Common Stream Activities ==
Joining these streams typically means you will be sensory overloaded for as long as you are present. Most people mute the entire stream just to attempt dodging a headache- but if you stay for long enough, it is more than likely you will need an Advil or two eventually. Many of the activities listed below happen in conjunction with each other, or simultaneously. 
=== MS Paint ===
From attempting to free-hand landscapes with nothing but a mouse to making the worlds crustiest memes and overlay screens, MS Paint is almost always a very prominent piece of any CRASHC0N Stream. 
Most of their MS paint art can be found posted in #artwork in the Rhapsody discord server.
=== Minecraft ===
9/10 times they're streaming, it's probably a super low quality minecraft stream where they're either playing survival in the absolute slums of the server or breaking the server until the console becomes sentient and begins to cry for help. It makes you really wonder whether their FPS is as bad as it's depicted over the stream, or if discord just hates them with a passion. For someone tech savvy enough to both break and fix a server within the same hour, you'd think they'd at least know how to stream with half-tolerable quality. Unfortunately, this hasn't been the case.
=== Server Maintenance ===
If they do happen to break the server while streaming, they can also be seen fixing/running maintenance during the stream. Sometimes they begin streaming just to show the process to those waiting patiently for the server to finally restart after what ever carnage they've managed to cause. 
=== "Garbage" Band ===
Occasionally Dyatlov will showcase their grueling process of song creation over the garageband app. These are some of the most annoying streams to join in on, unless you like hearing the same song looped approximately one billion times, with only minor differences each time.
=== Operius ===
Streams featuring Operius, the no-wifi game for folks with an OperaGX browser, are often intentionally shitty. Streaming Operius means that Dyatlov has little to no wifi connection, happens to be very aware of that fact, and the gritty streams that result are made specifically to be annoying. They somewhat represent a middle finger aimed directly at what ever poor router and modem are struggling to support these unnecessary streams. 
=== Shitty Music ===
You'd think that someone who produces such mundane and chill music would listen to something like Vivaldi's 5th asscrack symphony or something like that on repeat 25/7. Once again, unfortunately, this is not the case. Their streams are usually laced with the loudest, raunchiest, bass boosted rap music anyone can find on Spotify. It probably wouldn't be that surprising for folks if they didn't have the appearance of a half dead victorian child, or constantly communicate that one of their favorite foods is oatmeal in #foodstuffs.
Running in the background of their streams is everything from ONI INC to 666FUCKTHECOPS mixed in with random Toby Fox tracks, Michael Jackson, and, for some reason, Barry Manilow's Copacabana.
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