Alexander's Outside Eating Bugs

A Reed Flutes Dance parody in G Major.
== Lyrics ==
* Alexander's outside eating bugs.
* Alexander's appetite is man-size.
* Though he's only 3, he eats enough for me.
* He does not even care if it is dead or alive!
* Alexander's outside eating bugs.
* Alexander's really weak on hygiene.
* If I make him stop, then he will cry a lot and scream!
* Alexander's eating little ladybugs and bumblebees.
* There's wiggly worms with silverfish,
* Dragonflies and itchy fleas!
* He's swallowing a weevil and a maggot and a millipede,
* a termite and a beetle and a cricket and a centipede!
* Now he has a spittlebug and soon he'll eat a baby slug!
* Alexander's outside eating bugs.
* I am very very yucky.
* I wonder, "Must he be so disgusting?"
* Ooh, I'm sick!
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