Wishes

Wishes are a feature that is unlocked by using A Severed Unicorn's Head, which is a guaranteed drop from The Godmother.
To get a wish you must allocate some of all 3 resources to it. Wishes take a minimum time of 4 hours.
==Important Math==
Due to the formula used, it is recommended to allocate as little as possible, while you have other things to do. The proper way to interpret this formula is that your allocated resources are subject to very harsh diminishing returns. For example, doubling any single resource only increases wish speed by about ~12.5% regardless of how much resource you actually allocated so far.
:\dfrac{{(Eng_\text{Power} \times Eng_\text{allocated} \times Mag_\text{Power} \times Mag_\text{allocated} \times Res3_\text{Power} \times Res3_\text{allocated})}^{0.17}}{SpeedDivider \times (level + 1)}
Percentage of resources allocated	relative speed
100 	1
50 	0.7
25 	0.5
10 	0.3
1 	0.1
0.1 	0.03
Note that generally wish times will only be approximately correct due to floating point precision errors, and in some cases can potentially be off by almost a factor of 2. At longer total wish times the error becomes more noticeable, with the extreme case of wishes above a total time of 7 days, 17 hours, 12 minutes being literally impossible to finish as progress permanently halts at 50%. Be aware that this impossible time is lower than the in-game threshold that makes it display as "INFINITY TIME :c" which means that filtering by "Achievable" can still leave you with some visible wishes being impossible even with all resources allocated!
Wishes have a hard cap of 4 hours, after which putting more resources into it will not speed up the process. There are Perks and Quirks which can reduced the minimum time, down to 3 hours.
To make more wishes simultaneously, you must unlock more wish slots. You can get 4 wish slots:
*1 to start with
*1 from evil mode Troll Challenge 7
*1 from maxing My Pink Heart
*1 from Quirks
As putting more resources into only one will incur the harsh diminishing returns, spreading out your resources on multiple wishes is very effective. However, spreading them too thin make the floating point error apparent and ultimately slow down or even stop the progress of your wishes. Strike a balance between working on multiple shorter wishes and ones that take much longer to complete.
==Wish upgrades==
There are several upgrades that improve different aspects of Wishes:
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=== Challenges ===
Name 	Effect
Evil Troll Challenge 4	Unlock the Dual Wielding Wish
Evil Troll Challenge 6	Unlock Improved Dual Wielding
Evil Troll Challenge 7	Unlock a Wish Slot
===4G's Sellout Shop===
Name 	Effect 	Price (AP)
Faster Wishes	Grant +25% Wish Speed.	250,000
===Perks===
Name 	Effect 	Price (PP)	Levels	Difficulty
Faster Wishes I 	Grant +0.2% Wish Speed. 	5,000 	50 	Evil
Minimum Wish Time Reduction I 	Reduces the minimum wish completion time by 24 seconds.	10,000 	50 	Evil
Minimum Wish Time Reduction II	Reduces the minimum wish completion time by 24 seconds.	100,000 	50 	Evil
Faster Wishes II 	Grant +0.1% Wish Speed. 	50,000 	100 	Evil
Faster Wishes III 	Grant +0.1% Wish Speed. 	200,000 	100 	Evil
Faster Wishes IV 	Grant +0.1% Wish Speed. 	800,000 	100 	Sadistic
Faster Wishes V 	Grant +0.1% Wish Speed. 	3 M (3E6) 	100 	Sadistic
===Quirks===
Name 	Effect 	Price (QP)	Levels	Difficulty
Lower Minimum Wish Speed?	Reduces the minimum wish completion time by 24 seconds.	400 	50 	Evil
A Wish Slot! 	Gain a Wish Slot. 	50,000 	1 	Evil
===Wishes===
Name 	Effect 	Levels	Total Wish output	Difficulty
I Wish that wishes weren't so slow :c	Grant +5% Wish Speed.	10 	55 Qa (5.5E16) 	Evil
I wish Wishes weren't so slow :c II 	Grant +2% Wish Speed.	10 	2.75 Qi (2.75E18)	Evil
I wish Wishes weren't so slow :c III 	Grant +2% Wish Speed.	10 	110 Qi (1.1E20) 	Evil
===Items===
Item 	Effect 	Source
Severed Head Set	Grant +13.37% Wish Speed.	Drops by The Godmother
Typo Set 	Grant +20% Wish Speed. 	Drops from Typo Zonw
Pink Heart Set 	Gain a Wish Slot. 	4G's Sellout Shop
Build Wish Speed	Grant Wish Speed. 	
===Other features===
*Wish Hack
*Wish Cards
==Wishes==
====Page 1====
Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
0 	 	I wish that wishes kicked ass 	This wish gives 100% to Attack/Defense, 20% to adventure stats, and 5% to Energy/Magic/Resource 3's power, cap, and bars! How's that for a kickass wish? 	1 	 	
1 	 	I Wish that wishes weren't so slow :c 	Don't we all. This wish will help by giving you a 5% speed boost per level, though! 	10 	 	
2 	 	I wish MacGuffin drops mattered 	This wish will increase the level of all MacGuffin drops by 1 per level! BAM! 	5 	 	
3 	 	I wish V2/3/4 Titans had better rewards 	With this wish, you'll get more XP & PP from harder titans! 10% for V2 at level 1, 20% for V3 at 2 and so on! (30% for V4 at 3, works on QP also when Titans drop QP.) 	3 	 	
4 	 	I wish money Pit didn't suck 	Research this Wish to unlock new money pit tiers that have Stat and Seed rewards that scale, starting at e50 gold tossed! Hooray! (Also maxes your money pit Wandoos level if it's not yet at level 100.)	1 	 	
5 	 	I wish I could beat up more bosses I 	Go nuts with this wish then. Each level will grant a +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense. 	10 	 	
6 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure mode I 	Say no more fam. This wish will grant you 3% more Adventure Stats per level! 	10 	 	
7 	 	I wish I had more Inventory space I 	Each level in this wish grants 1 extra inventory slot! 	12 	 	
8 	 	I wish I had a cool new move for Adventure I 	Research this wish and you'll unlock the MEGA BUFF move!
Buff description:Cooldown: 50 seconds. All other buffs must also be off cooldown.Performs Offensive Buff, Defensive Buff and Ultimate Buff simultaneously, plus 20%% extra buffage!	1 	 	
9 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power I 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
10 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
11 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
12 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power I 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
13 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
14 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
15 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power I 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
16 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
17 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars I 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Bars per level! 	10 	 	
18 	 	I wish the Greasy Nerd took a shower 	Literally impossible. How about 4% Hack Speed per level instead? 	10 	 	
19 	 	I wish Active Quests were more Rewarding I 	We'll have our guys talk to the Beast, we can work something out. How's 2% better active questing rewards per level sound? 	10 	 	
20 	 	I wish I didn't have to wait 3 minutes per rebirth	Seriously? Ugh, fine! This wish will reduces the minimum time to rebirth by 10 seconds per level. *grumbles off into the distance* 	6 	 	
====Page 2====
Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
21 	 	I wish Wishes weren't so slow :c II 	Alright, you can have this wish which will grant another stacking 2% wish speed bonus per level c: 	10 	 	
22 	 	I wish I had more Inventory space II 	Each level in this wish grants 1 extra inventory slot! 	12 	 	
23 	 	I wish Basic Training was EVEN FASTER >:) 	Granted! This wish will adds +1 level when the bars fills on every Basic Training! 	1 	 	
24 	 	I wish Blood MacGuffin α wasn't so random 	Research this wish and the spell will target your first MacGuffin slot, instead of a random one 	1 	 	
25 	 	I wish Fruit of MacGuffin α wasn't so random 	Research this wish and the fruit will target your first MacGuffin slot, instead of a random one 	1 	 	
26 	 	I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner 	Well, if that's what you truly want to be who am I to judge? (Unlocks new player portrait) 	1 	 	
27 	 	I wish the Daycare Kitty was even happier 	Thisis gonna be a tough one, her happiness already outputs more energy than an exploding supernova... but 1% daycare speed per level should be possible! 	10 	 	
28 	 	I wish I could dual wield weapons 	That's so impractical though! But alright, with this wish you'll unlock a 2nd weapon slot! Each level will yield +5% of the 2nd weapon's stats to your overall equipment bonus.	10 	 	
29 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure mode II 	Say no more fam. This wish will grant you 2% more Adventure Stats per level! 	10 	 	
30 	 	I wish I could beat up more bosses II 	Each level of this wish will grant a stacking +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense 	10 	 	
31 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power II 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
32 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
33 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
34 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power II 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
35 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
36 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
37 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power II 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
38 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
39 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars II 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Bars per level! 	10 	 	
40 	 	I wish the Godmother would drop QP 	With this wish, you'll unlock QP rewards from the godmother! (Base drop is 2 QP) 	1 	 	
41 	 	I wish the Titan after Godmother would also drop QP	With this wish, you'll unlock QP rewards from the Titan that comes after the Godmother! (Base drop is 3 QP) 	1 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
42 	 	I wish the Greasy Nerd took a shower II 	Seriously, we splashed a bucket of water on him and it flash-fired away. Just take 4% hack speed per level, please? 	10 	 	
43 	 	I wish Wishes weren't so slow :c III 	Alright, you can have this wish which will grant another stacking 2% wish speed bonus per level c: 	10 	 	
44 	 	I wish there was more cute Daycare Kitty Art 	Here you go, if you want it! 	1 	 	
45 	 	I wish I could dual wield weapons II 	This wish will add an additional 5% effectiveness to the 2nd weapon slot. 	10 	 	
46 	 	I wish enemies spawned faster 	Weird request but okay! This wish will reduces respawn times by 1% per level! 	10 	 	
47 	 	I wish Quests gave more QP 	Alright, just don't tell the Beast! This wish will improve Quest QP rewards by 2% per level! 	10 	 	
48 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power III 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
49 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
50 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
51 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power III 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
52 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
53 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
54 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power III 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
55 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
56 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars III 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Bars per level! 	10 	 	
57 	 	I wish I had more Inventory space III 	Each level in this wish grants 1 extra inventory slot 	12 	 	
58 	 	I wish I had another cool new move for adventure	Research this wish and you'll unlock the OH SHIT move!
Move description:Can be used when Paralyze, Hyper Regen and Heal are all off cooldown.Performs Heal, Paralyze and Hyper Regen simultaneously, buying you precious seconds of life!	1 	 	
59 	 	I wish Blood MacGuffin α also didn't suck 	Research this wish, then, and improve the spell's outcome by 20% per level! 	10 	 	
60 	 	I wish Fruit of MacGuffin α also didn't suck 	Research this wish, then, and improve the fruit's benefits by 20% per level! 	10 	 	
61 	 	I wish I was more OP 	EXP = OP right? You can have 0.5% more GLOBAL EXP for each level of this wish. 	10 	 	
62 	 	I wish Active Quests were more Rewarding II 	Oof, this a big favour to ask of us again, but we'll try. How's another 1% better active questing rewards per level sound?	10 	 	
====Page 4====
Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
63 	 	I wish the Greasy Nerd could at least wear some body spray 	We tired, it caught on fire before it reached his skin. Just accept it can't be done, and take another 2% hack speed per level. 	10 	 	
64 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
65 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
66 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
67 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
68 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
69 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
70 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +5% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
71 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
72 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars IV 	No problem! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Bars per level! 	10 	 	
73 	 	I wish the Beast would drop some QP 	With this wish, you'll unlock QP rewards from the Beast! (Base drop is 1 QP) 	1 	 	
74 	 	I wish the Greasy Nerd would drop some QP 	With this wish, you'll unlock QP rewards from the Greasy Nerd (Base drop is 1 QP) 	1 	 	
75 	 	I wish I was a giant jar of Mayo. 	What. (Unlocks new player portrait) 	1 	 	
76 	 	I wish the QP Hack had more milestones I 	Each level of this Wish reduces the number of hack levels required per milestone by 1! Thismeans more milestone bonuses! 	5 	 	
77 	 	I wish the Number Hack had more milestones I 	Each level of this Wish reduces the number of hack levels required per milestone by 1! Thismeans more milestone bonuses! 	5 	 	
78 	 	I wish the HACK HACK had more milestones I 	Each level of this Wish reduces the number of hack levels required per milestone by 1! Thismeans more milestone bonuses! 	10 	 	
79 	 	I wish the ITOPOD awarded more Base PP 	I bet you do. Each level of this wish will add +50 base PP progress to kills in the ITOPOD! 	10 	 	
80 	 	I wish higher level quest drops counted for even more Quest progress I 	Alright - This wish will reduce the level divider for higher level Quest handins by 1 for each level of this perk! Originally the formula is 1 + (level/10), rounded down. 	2 	 	
81 	 	I wish higher level quest drops counted for even more Quest progress II	This wish will additionally reduce the level divider for higher level Quest handins by 1 for each level of this perk! Originally the formula is 1 + (level/10), rounded down.	2 	 	
82 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +2% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
83 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
====Page 5====
Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
84 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
85 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +2% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
86 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
87 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
88 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Power per level! 	1 	 	
89 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Barfs V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Bars per - wait, does the wish name say barfs? 	1 	 	
90 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap V 	Sure, why not! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
91 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +2% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
92 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
93 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
94 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +2% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
95 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
96 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
97 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
98 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Barfs per level! 	10 	 	
99 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap VI 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Cap per level and I am bored while coding and here i am adding more description to this wish I wonder if i'll remember to remove this before launch probably not for the memes.	10 	 	
100 	 	I wish Titan 10 dropped QP 	With this wish, you'll unlock QP rewards from Titan 10! (Base drop is 4 QP) 	1 	 	
101 	 	I wish Major Quests had better Base QP Rewards.	Every level of this wish improves base QP reward for Major Quests by 1 per level! 	10 	 	
102 	 	I wish Minor Quests had better Base QP Rewards.	Every level of this wish improves base QP reward for Minor Quests by 1 per level! 	2 	 	
103 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure Mode III 	Say no more fam. This wish will grant you 2% more Adventure Stats per level! 	10 	 	
104 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure Mode IV 	Say no more fam. This wish will grant you 1% more Adventure Stats per level! 	10 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
105 	 	I wish I could beat up more bosses III 	Each level of this wish grants a +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense 	10 	 	
106 	 	I wish I could beat up more bosses IV 	Each level of this wish grants another stacking +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense 	10 	 	
107 	 	I wish the Sadistic Boss Multiplier didn't suck so bad I 	Each level of this wish will bump up the boss multiplier by 0.001 per level! Normally this is 1.20 for Sadistic. A tiny change helps a TON here!	10 	 	
108 	 	I wish the Sadistic Boss Multiplier didn't suck so bad II	Each level of this wish will bump up the boss multiplier by 0.001 per level! Normally this is 1.20 for Sadistic. A tiny change helps a TON here!	10 	 	
109 	 	I wish I had yet another Accessory Slot! 	Good luck buddy. (Unlocks Accessory Slot) 	1 	 	
110 	 	I wish Infinity Cube Boosting wasn't so awful I 	Each level of this wish will improve the effectiveness of Infinity Cube boosts by 5%. At max level, this wish will double boosts' effectiveness!	20 	 	
111 	 	I wish Energy NGU's were Faster I 	Each level of this wish will improve Energy NGU Speed by 2%! 	10 	 	
112 	 	I wish Energy NGU's were Faster II 	Each level of this wish will improve Energy NGU Speed by 2%! 	10 	 	
113 	 	I wish Magic NGU's were Faster I 	Each level of this wish will improve Magic NGU Speed by 2%! 	10 	 	
114 	 	I wish Magic NGU's were Faster II 	Each level of this wish will improve Magic NGU Speed by 2%! 	10 	 	
115 	 	I wish my Energy NGU Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
116 	 	I wish my Drop Chance Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
117 	 	I wish my Wandoos Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
118 	 	I wish my Adventure Stats Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
119 	 	I wish my Hacks Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
120 	 	I wish my Augment Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
121 	 	I wish my Gold Drop Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
122 	 	I wish my PP Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
123 	 	I wish my A/D Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
124 	 	I wish my Magic NGU Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
125 	 	I wish my TM Speed Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
126 	 	I wish my QP Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
127 	 	I wish my Daycare Card Tier was higher I 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
128 	 	I wish my Energy NGU Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
129 	 	I wish my Drop Chance Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
130 	 	I wish my Wandoos Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
131 	 	I wish my Adventure Stats Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
132 	 	I wish my Hacks Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
133 	 	I wish my Augment Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
134 	 	I wish my Gold Drop Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
135 	 	I wish my PP Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
136 	 	I wish my A/D Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
137 	 	I wish my Magic NGU Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
138 	 	I wish my TM Speed Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
139 	 	I wish my QP Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
140 	 	I wish my Daycare Card Tier was higher II 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
141 	 	I wish my Energy NGU Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
142 	 	I wish my Drop Chance Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
143 	 	I wish my Wandoos Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
144 	 	I wish my Adventure Stats Card Tier was higher III	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
145 	 	I wish my Hacks Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
146 	 	I wish my Augment Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type!	1 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
147 	 	I wish my Gold Drop Card Tier was higher III	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
148 	 	I wish my PP Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
149 	 	I wish my A/D Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
150 	 	I wish my Magic NGU Card Tier was higher III	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
151 	 	I wish my TM Speed Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
152 	 	I wish my QP Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
153 	 	I wish my Daycare Card Tier was higher III 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	1 	 	
154 	 	I wish I made Mayo Faster I 	Each level of this Wish will speed up all Mayo production by 0.5%! 	10 	 	
155 	 	I wish my Cards Spawned Faster I 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.5%! 	10 	 	
156 	 	I wish I made Mayo Faster II 	Each level of this Wish will speed up all Mayo production by 0.4%! 	10 	 	
157 	 	I wish my Cards Spawned Faster II 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.4%! 	10 	 	
158 	 	I wish I made Mayo Faster III 	Each level of this Wish will speed up all Mayo production by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
159 	 	I wish my Cards Spawned Faster III 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
160 	 	I wish I made Mayo Faster IV 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
161 	 	I wish my Cards Spawned Faster IV 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
162 	 	I wish I had BEEFY Cards I 	Want BEEFY cards? This wish will raise the max mayo cost (and effect!) of regular cards by 1. Normally, the max is 9. 	1 	 	
163 	 	I wish I didn't have WIMPY Cards I 	If you hate 1 cost cards, get this! This wish will raise the MIN mayo cost (and effect!) of regular cards by 1. Normally, the minimum is 1.	1 	 	
164 	 	I wish I had a bigger Deck I 	Don't we all. This wish will add 1 Max Deck Size per level! 	5 	 	
165 	 	I wish I had a bigger Deck II 	Don't we all. This wish will add 1 Max Deck Size per level! 	5 	 	
166 	 	I wish I had a bigger Deck III 	Don't we all. This wish will add 1 Max Deck Size per level! 	5 	 	
167 	 	I wish I had another Mayo Generator 	BAM. +1 Mayo Generator slot, right here! There's also a 2% Mayo Speed bonus for no reason! 	1 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
168 	 	I wish I had another Bonus Tag 	This Wish will provide an extra Tag slot for you then! 	1 	 	
169 	 	I wish Tags worked better I 	Coming right up! This wish wiil improve the effects of tagging by 0.05% per level 	10 	 	
170 	 	I wish Tags worked better II 	Coming right up! This wish wiil improve the effects of tagging by 0.04% per level 	10 	 	
171 	 	I wish Tags worked better III 	This wish wiil improve the effects of tagging by 0.04% per level 	10 	 	
172 	 	I wish Tags worked better IV 	This wish wiil improve the effects of tagging by 0.04% per level 	10 	 	
173 	 	I wish Tags worked better V 	This wish wiil improve the effects of tagging by 0.04% per level 	10 	 	
174 	 	I wish my Energy NGU Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
175 	 	I wish my Drop Chance Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
176 	 	I wish my Wandoos Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
177 	 	I wish my Adventure Stats Card Tier was higher IV	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
178 	 	I wish my Hacks Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
179 	 	I wish my Augment Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
180 	 	I wish my Gold Drop Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
181 	 	I wish my PP Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
182 	 	I wish my A/D Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
183 	 	I wish my Magic NGU Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
184 	 	I wish my TM Speed Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
185 	 	I wish my QP Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
186 	 	I wish my Daycare Card Tier was higher IV 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
187 	 	I wish Titan 11 Dropped QP 	This wish will make that thing do the thing it do. (Unlocks QP rewards from Titan 11 (Base drop is 5 QP))	1 	 	
188 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure Mode V 	Now with 20 levels, woooah! Also, right, this gives 1% more Adventure stats per level. 	20 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
189 	 	I wish I could beat up more bosses V 	Now with 20 levels, woooah! Also, right, this gives 1% more Attack/Defense per level. 	20 	 	
190 	 	I wish I was f**king done with Advanced Training forever!	Makes Advanced Training menu run at max speed with no more inputs needed 	1 	 	
191 	 	I wish I could beat up more Bosses VI 	Each level of this wish will grant another stacking +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense 	20 	 	
192 	 	I wish I could beat up more Bosses VII 	Each level of this wish will grant another stacking +100% bonus to your Attack/Defense 	20 	 	
193 	 	I wish I had more Energy Power VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +2% Energy Power per level! 	10 	 	
194 	 	I wish I had more Energy Bars VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Energy Bars per level! 	10 	 	
195 	 	I wish I had more Energy Cap VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Energy Cap per level! 	10 	 	
196 	 	I wish I had more Magic Power VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +2% Magic Power per level! 	10 	 	
197 	 	I wish I had more Magic Bars VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Magic Bars per level! 	10 	 	
198 	 	I wish I had more Magic Cap VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1% Magic Cap per level! 	10 	 	
199 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Power VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +3% Resource 3 Power per level! 	10 	 	
200 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Bars VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Bars per level! 	10 	 	
201 	 	I wish I had more Resource 3 Cap VII 	Okay fine! This wish will grant +1.5% Resource 3 Cap per level! 	10 	 	
202 	 	I wish I was a sneak preview of 4G's next Idle game 	Ha, okay, sure I can show you a- wait, you want to BE it? Why are you so friggin' weird dude?? (UNLOCKS A PLAYER PORTRAIT!)	1 	 	
203 	 	ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO SHUT DOWN? 	I MUST SHUT DOWN... SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING... 	1 	 	
204 	 	I wish Titan 12 gave me some QP 	WELL I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHAT THIS DOES THEN (Unlocks QP rewards from Titan 12 (Base drop is 6 QP)) 	1 	 	
205 	 	I wish my Energy NGU Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
206 	 	I wish my Drop Chance Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
207 	 	I wish my Wandoos Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
208 	 	I wish my Adventure Stats Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
209 	 	I wish my Hacks Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
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Index	Icon	Name 	Effect 	Levels	Speed divider	Total Wish output
210 	 	I wish my Augment Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
211 	 	I wish my Gold Drop Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
212 	 	I wish my PP Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
213 	 	I wish my A/D Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
214 	 	I wish my Magic NGU Card Tier was Higher V 	+1 tier to card drops of this type per level 	2 	 	
215 	 	I wish my TM Speed Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
216 	 	I wish my QP Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
217 	 	I wish my Daycare Card Tier was Higher V 	Sure thing! Each level of this wish will add +1 tier to all future card drops of that type! 	2 	 	
218 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure mode VI 	This wish gives 1% Adventure stats per level! 	20 	 	
219 	 	I wish I could beat up more Bosses VIII 	This wish gives 100% more Attack/Defense per level. 	20 	 	
220 	 	I wish I had BEEFY cards II 	Want BEEFIER cards? This wish will raise the max mayo cost (and effect!) of regular cards by 1. Normally, the max is 9. 	1 	 	
221 	 	I wish I didn't have WIMPY cards II 	If you hate 2 cost cards, get this! This wish will raise the MIN mayo cost (and effect!) of regular cards by 1. 	1 	 	
222 	 	I wish I made Mayo faster V 	Each level of this Wish will speed up all Mayo production by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
223 	 	I wish Cards Spawned Faster V 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
224 	 	I wish I made Mayo faster VI 	Each level of this Wish will speed up all Mayo production by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
225 	 	I wish Cards Spawned Faster VI 	Each level of this Wish will reduce the Card Spawn timer by 0.3%! 	10 	 	
226 	 	I wish I was stronger in Adventure mode VI (part 2)	Wait, what? Ah whatever, This wish gives 1% Adventure stats per level! 	10 	 	
227 	 	I wish I had BEEFY Cards III 	Inject some grade D- Beef directly into your cards, to raise their max mayo cost by 1 	2 	 	
228 	 	I wish I didn't have WIMPY cards III 	Become less wimpy by eating the least wimpy food of all- raw celery. Increase the minimym mayo cost for cards by +1 per level of this wish.	2 	 	
229 	 	I wish my chonkers were CHONKIER 	This wish will slap on some much needed heft to your chonky cards! Increase Big Chocker max mayo cost by +1 per level of this wish! 	5 	 	
230 	 	I wish my chonkers were LESS NOT CHONKIER 	My brain hurts. Just level this up to increase the minimum mayo cost of Big Chocker by 1 per level, and get me an advil. 	5 	 	
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