Transcripts/My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale (season 2)

==Icy Prints==
:[Pipp Petals]
::Everypony needs a good friend
::Every now and then, yeah
::[continues under]
:[ponies cheering]
:Zipp Storm: Morning, ponies!
:Jazz Hooves and Dahlia: Morning, Zipp!
:Zipp Storm: Come on, ponies! You can go faster than that!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, we can!
:[Pipp Petals]
::When we are together
::Everything is great, yeah
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:[Pipp Petals]
::This life's gettin' better every day
:Pipp Petals: All right, ponies! Who's ready to look... [deep breath, singing] icooooniiiiiiiiiic-KUH! Thanks, sis!
:[Pipp Petals]
::I'm livin' my bestie life
::When I got you by my side
::Nothin' that we cannot do
::All I really need is you
::The bestie life, the bestie life
:Sunny Starscout: Order up!
:Zipp Storm: Delish as always, Sunny!
:[Pipp Petals]
::Everypony needs a little boost
::When it's time to cut loose, hey
::Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, yeah
:Zipp Storm: [humming] Whoa! Why is everything frozen? Ugh. That's no ordinary pawprint. Hey, sheriff. Ever hear of a huge snow critter out here in the woods? Because... yeah... It's probably nothing. Just thought you should know in case it's a... giant town-destroying frost monster or something. [nervous chuckle] Imagine that. And sent— W-Whoa!
:[thud]
:[beeping]
:[whoosh!]
:[ponies screaming]
:Skye Silver: Scenes of panic in Maretime Bay today as a giant town-destroying frost monster is on the loose. Oh! And here's the pony who discovered this mystical monster – Zephyr Heights' own Princess Zipp. Tell us, princess. Have you caught this icy evildoer?
:Zipp Storm: Icy whuh? How did you—?
:Zipp Storm: [in recording] It's probably nothing. Just thought you should know in case it's a... giant town-destroying frost monster.
:Dahlia: A monster?! [screams]
:Zipp Storm: [groans] This...! Ponies! I don't know what I found, but there's no need to panic! I will figure this out, and when I do, you'll all be the first to know!
:[whoosh!]
:Zipp Storm: Thanks for coming to help, Sunny. Everypony deserves some answers.
:Sunny Starscout: Well, you're right about one thing. Definitely some powerful magic.
:[cracking]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps]
:Twitch: [grunting]
:Zipp Storm: Stay down and follow my lead.
:Twitch: [grunting]
:[rubber duck squeaks]
:Zipp Storm: What are you up to, bunny boy?
:[ice crackling]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh... Zipp?
:[sinister music]
:Sunny Starscout: Allura?!
:[camera clicks]
:Allura: What was that?
:Sunny Starscout: How did she escape Starlight Ridge?!
:Zipp Storm: Doesn't matter! Let's send her back while we have the upper hoof!
:Sunny Starscout: No! We don't know why she's here! Maybe she—
:[twig crunches]
:Allura: [growls, roars]
:Zipp Storm and Sunny Starscout: Run!
:Pipp Petals: Oh, my hoofness! This is bad!
:Misty: It's Allura!
:Izzy Moonbow: That cat looks so familiar...
:Misty: What do we do?!
:Sunny Starscout: We do nothing.
:Rest of Mane 6: [sounds of confusion]
:Sunny Starscout: All we know is that Allura was trapped in Starlight Ridge. Did she do some mean things? Uh, yes. Yes, she did. But maybe she'll be different here with us. Everypony deserves a second chance.
:Zipp Storm: And if not, we'll be ready. I'm a princess of a different kind. Always trying to figure out why. When my cutie mark comes to life, I blast bravely across the sky!
:Izzy Moonbow: I sparkle like the stars, 'cause I'm always super glittery. When my cutie mark comes to life, watch this brilliant creativity!
:Pipp Petals: I'm a stylish pop star princess. My voice makes me strong. When my cutie mark comes to life, confidence is my song!
:Misty: I might seem a little quiet, but my strength is very real. When my cutie mark comes to life, my heart helps me feel!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'm the pony of the law. Coolest dragon dad you know. My cutie mark comes to life, and my kindness overflows!
:Sunny Starscout: I am all three pony kinds wrapped up into one. My cutie mark comes to life with hope bright at the sun!
:[Mane 6]
::I'm livin' my bestie life
::When I got you by my side
::Nothin' that we cannot do
::All I really need is you
::The bestie life, the bestie life
::Oh-ohhh, ohhh, ohhh-ohhhh
:Dahlia: Whoa!
:[Mane 6]
::I'm livin' my bestie life
::When I got you by my side
::Nothin' that we cannot do
::All I really need is you
::The bestie life, the bestie life
::Oh-ohhh, ohhh, ohhh-ohhhh
:Onyx: This is new.
:[phone chimes]
:Allura: [growls, roars in recording]
:Zipp Storm: It's true. Allura is in Maretime Bay, and that is a little bit scary. But I promise there is nothing to fear as long as we stick together.
==Heavy is the Mane that Wears the Fruit Crown==
:[tropical music]
:Pipp Petals: As this year's Maretime Bay Carnival Queen, I just want to say that you all look, like, totally chic!
:Misty: Um, aren't you ponies a little dressed up for the beach? [giggles]
:Pipp Petals: The beach? [laughs] Misty, be serious, okay? Come on, get dressed.
:Misty: Dressed? For what?
:Izzy Moonbow: Well, it's Carnival, Misty! And you can wear anything you want! The wilder, the better!
:Misty: Oh, no! That's today? But I don't have anything to wear!
:[tropical music]
:Misty: [yelping and giggling] Whoo!
:Pipp Petals: [squeals, giggles] My costume's almost here!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, don't want to point out the obvious here, Pipp, but—
:Izzy Moonbow: That's one big Carnival crown.
:Zipp Storm: And a lot of fruit. [crunches]
:Pipp Petals: How am I supposed to sing, dance, or fly in that?!
:Sunny Starscout: [giggles] It's not that much fruit. And if anypony can do it, it's you, Pipp.
:Zipp Storm: Hold on. Maybe I can just... just lift... [grunting] Ugh!
:[splat]
:Zipp Storm: Wow.
:Misty: I might have an idea. Izzy, I'm gonna need your help.
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::T-R-A-S-H
::Doesn't mean it's waste
::T-R-A-S-H
::With a dash of taste
::Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo
::Make it brand new-ooh, ooh-ooh
::Whoo!
::Come on in, the trash is lovely
::Lookin' for a ring for Sunny
::Call it waste, call it misplaced
::But always with a dash of taste
::[continues under]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmmm... Still missing something.
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::...But I think you have forgotten
::It's anything really for trash
::(Oh, yeah!)
::T-R-A-S-H
::[continues under]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ta-daaaaah!
:Zipp Storm: Ingenious!
:Pipp Petals: Carnival, here we come!
:Mane 6: [cheer]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
:Izzy Moonbow: I think all the glitter has gone to his mane.
:Mane 6 sans Hitch: [giggling]
:[tropical music]
:[crowd cheering]
:Izzy Moonbow: Carnival! Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!
:[balloon pops]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoop!
:Posey Bloom: Hey! Watch it!
:Izzy Moonbow: Oh. [giggles] Sorry, Posey.
:Posey Bloom: [growls]
:Misty: Wow! Look at all these ponies!
:Sunny Starscout: That's what Carnival is all about. Bringing everypony together.
:Glory: We love you, Pipp!
:Seashell: Best Carnival Queen ever!
:Peach Fizz: Can't wait to hear you sing!
:Pipp Petals: Hey, Pippsqueaks! Ah! Looking iconic!
:Glory: She saw us!
:Seashell: She likes our costumes!
:Peach Fizz: I feel just like Pipp!
:[splat]
:Peach Fizz: [screams]
:Pipp Petals: Hey! Was that a...?
:Sunny Starscout: Pipp, look out! We're under fruit attack!
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Hey! Owww!
:Zipp Storm: Ow!
:Izzy Moonbow: Bring it on! Gotta love that fruity rain of good luck!
:Rest of Mane 6: What?
:Izzy Moonbow: You ponies don't know this... one? Ha! It's a tale as old... as Maretime. Ponies offer fruit to whoever wears the fruit crown, granting them— ow —good luck all year. Wow, they really love you, Pipp. Pipp? Pipp!
:Pipp Petals: A little help here?!
:[thud]
:Pipp Petals: Phew! Thanks, ponies. Aww, but how am I going to wear my crown now?
:Sunny Starscout: We can do anything when we work together! With hope!
:Zipp Storm: Bravery!
:Misty: Heart!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Kindness!
:Izzy Moonbow: Creativity!
:Pipp Petals: [giggles] And confidence as my song!
:[fireworks bursting]
:[Pipp Petals]
::Bestie life
::When I got you by my side
::Nothin' that we cannot do
::All I really need is you
::The bestie life, the bestie life
::Oh-ohhh, ohhh, ohhh-ohhhh
==Cake Dragon==
:Izzy Moonbow: Ten! Eleven! Twelve!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh, maybe we should leave blowing up balloons to somepony else?
:Izzy Moonbow: Huh? Oh, no, no, I'm playing "Pop the Balloon"! [giggles]
:Sunny Starscout: [giggles] Hey, no peeking, Misty. Whoa! Aah! Okay, stop! Stop! Okay, you can peek! You can peek!
:[glass clinking]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Everypony, I'd like to say a few words.
:Izzy Moonbow: [deep voice] SPEECH!
:[balloon pops]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Uh... [nervous chuckle] Yeah. So, I really just wanted to thank you all for being here on Sparky's special day. Speaking of which, where is the dragon of the hour?
:[rustling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Perfect timing. All right. Bring in the cake!
:[door opens]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing, deep breath]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Nuh-uh-uh. You gotta make a wish first. Birthday wishes always come true.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: You want a new mirror?
:Zipp Storm: No, Hitch. He wants a little dragon brother!
:Pipp Petals: Two baby dragons?! O.M.P., you're gonna be the cutest little dragon family!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [inhales, breathes fire]
:[fire roaring]
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh, what's going on?
:Rest of Mane 6: [nervous chatter]
:[cake dragon roars]
:[splatting]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I did not see that coming.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [laughing]
:[crash!]
:[cake dragon roars]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Everypony stay calm. I'm sure it'll be right back. No need to panic.
:Pony 1: [screams] A cake dragon!
:Pony 2: We're panicking!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I said DON'T panic! DON'T!
:[ponies screaming]
:[screeching]
:Posey Bloom: Ugh. These cupcakes always have too much icing on them.
:[splat]
:Dazzle Feather: Is it a cake? Is it a dragon? And how does it taste?
:[splat]
:Skye Silver: Mmm. Tastes like disaster.
:Skye Silver and Dazzle Feather: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: [panting] What's the plan, Hitch?
:Hitch Trailblazer: Well... Zipp, Pipp. You ponies can fly. Use this.
:Zipp Storm: What are we meant to do exactly?
:Hitch Trailblazer: When the time comes, you'll know.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [panting]
:Zipp Storm: Here goes nothing! [whistles]
:[screeching]
:Pipp Petals: Aah! We're making it worse!
:Zipp Storm: Run! I mean, fly!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, new ideas, ponies.
:Izzy Moonbow: I say we fight cake with cake! [grunts] Or... not.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Come on! Think, Hitch, think!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [gurgling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [gasps]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whooping]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whooping, grunts]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Sparky!
:[rumbling]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whimpering, cheers, laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: That's it! Nothing's gonna ruin Sparky's special day! Especially not a flying cake! I'm a sheriff with a lot of heart! Coolest dragon dad you know! My cutie mark comes to life, and my kindness overflows!
:[screeching]
:[chomp!]
:[ponies cheering]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [whimpering]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Awww. Time to get your birthday wish, pal.
:[shimmering sounds]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I know it's not a little brother, but... do you like it? 
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Baby! [laughing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: I'll take that as a yes.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Papa!
:Hitch Trailblazer: [deep gasp] I can't believe it!
:Mane 6: [cheering]
==Jazz Hearts Rocky==
:Pipp Petals: I think somepony's got a [singsong] cruuuuush!
:Jazz Hooves: Who, me? Ha! It's not like that! Aah!
:[spray can hissing]
:Pipp Petals: [scoffing] Sure you don't, Jazz!
:[Jazz Hooves]
::Let me tell you 'bout the sweetest guy
::Every time I see him, I get butterflies
::He's got a certain charm, he's got a certain somethin'
::And when we are together, I don't worry 'bout nothin'
::The way he trots into work, the way he swings his mane
::The way his cutie mark sparkles makes me go insane
::I gotta get closer, show the love that I'm bringin'
::I can barely contain it, yeah, my heart is singin'
::I just wanna be your number-one pony
:Rocky Riff: All right, gorgeous ponies! See you next time!
:Jazz Hooves: Bye, Rocky!
:Pipp Petals: Awwwww! [singsong] Jazz likes Rocky!
:Jazz Hooves: [groans]
:[squeaking]
:Sunny Starscout, Pipp Petals, and Misty: [giggle]
:Jazz Hooves: UGH! Okay, okay. [sighs] Thing is... I have these two tickets for the Mane and Hooves Expo, and I really wanna ask Rocky to go with me.
:Pipp Petals: [squeals, giggles] So romantic!
:Jazz Hooves: But we've never really hung out outside of Mane Melody before. How do I ask him? What do I say?!
:Sunny Starscout: Just be direct. I'm sure he'd love to go with you.
:Misty: But be romantic.
:Izzy Moonbow: What about a dance?
:Sunny Starscout, Misty, and Izzy Moonbow: [overlapping chatter]
:Pipp Petals: I know! We just need to build up your confidence! We can totally help you practice!
:Pipp Petals: Ta-daaa! Meet your date for the evening!
:Izzy Moonbow: [deep voice] Howdy! I'm Señor Rocky!
:Pipp Petals: Now you can practice asking him for the Expo!
:Jazz Hooves: O...kay...
:Sunny Starscout: Just be direct. Smile!
:Jazz Hooves: Hey, Rocky. I was just wondering if, um... Ah... Ah... Achoo!
:[splat]
:Zipp Storm: Just play it cool. Act casual.
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, hey. I was just wondering if you— [screams] Ugh! Ow! OWWW!
:Pipp Petals: Uh, [blows raspberry] Obviously you can't just ask him! [chuckles] You have to give it some drama!
:[Jazz Hooves]
::I just wanna be your number-one pony
:Pipp Petals: Yeah!
:[Jazz Hooves]
::I just wanna be your number-one pal
:Pipp Petals: [laughs] Uh-huh! Oh, yeah!
:[Jazz Hooves]
::I just wanna be who you wanna love, yeah
::I just wanna be your number-one, your number-one
:Pipp Petals: I bet you're feeling suuuuuper confident now, huh?
:Izzy Moonbow: [deep voice] Ah, I'm so impressed!
:Jazz Hooves: Ugh! There's no way I can do this!
:Izzy Moonbow: Aw, but you're doing so great.
:Pipp Petals: All we need is a little bit more practice. I'm sure you're gonna get this perfect. From the top, ponies!
:Zipp Storm: [gasps] The egg has left the nest!
:Pipp Petals: [giggling] This is so fun! Oh! This is your big moment, Jazz! Just remember everything that we taught you, and you'll be totally fine!
:Jazz Hooves: [gulps]
:Rocky Riff: Oh, hey, Jazz. [gasps] Loving those hooves! Is that a new polish?
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, uh, this? Yeah, it's kinda new. Um...
:Pipp Petals: Yeah!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Pipp Petals: [quiet giggling]
:Jazz Hooves: Uhhh...
:Rocky Riff: Oh. Thank you?
:[poof!]
:Kenneth: [chirps]
:Rocky Riff: Wow. That was, um, really... something.
:Pipp Petals: [hushed] Music! Music!
:[banjo playing]
:Jazz Hooves: Would you... maybe... like to... umm...
:[string snaps]
:Rocky Riff: [nervous chuckle] What is happening?
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::Oh, oh, I'm spreadin' the love
::Like, oh, oh, it's all I've dreamt of
:Izzy Moonbow: That was my idea!
:Rocky Riff: You okay, Jazz? You don't seem like yourself.
:Jazz Hooves: Ugh! It's no use! [gasps]
:Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: Aah! [grunt]
:Pipp Petals: Okay! The direct approach!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::Love, I'm gonna shout it
::Ain't no doubt about it
::Love's in the air, let's shout it
:Rocky Riff: What's this? Two tickets to the Mane and Hooves Expo?
:Jazz Hooves: Yeah. I was kind of wondering if you'd wanna... go with me?
:Rocky Riff: Oh, you'll never believe it. I got two tickets, too. I was gonna ask you to go with me.
:Jazz Hooves: [gasps] Really?! I'd love to!
:[shimmering sounds]
:Pipp Petals: [squealing] Oh, I can't take it! It's too cute!
:[electronic music]
:Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: [laughing]
:Pipp Petals: [squealing]
==Misty-rious New Room==
:[scary music]
:Misty: He's right behind you! 
:Frankenstallion's monster: [growling]
:Misty: [screams]
:[clatter!]
:Misty: Hello? Is anypony there? [screams] Wait a second. Whoa. Where'd you come from? Whoa! Hey! Come back, mysterious glowing book thing! Where are you going? [grunts] Gotcha! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
:Misty: [screams, grunts] Whoa... What is this place?
:[door slams]
:Misty: [screams] Uh-oh. Sunny? Zipp? Hello? Can anypony hear me?! Oh, no! Am I... trapped?! [sighs] Don't panic, Misty. There's gotta be some way out of here. The Crystal Brighthouse is your safe place. Whoa... What is all this? Maybe this opens the door.
:Zipp Storm: [singing] It's sandwich time, sandwich time, sandwich time, uh, uh, it's gonna be so goo-ood— What?! H-Hey!
:Misty: Nope.
:Zipp Storm: Huh? Aah!
:[thud]
:Zipp Storm: [scoffs] You gotta be kidding meeee!
:Misty: Are you a door?
:[loud belch]
:Izzy Moonbow: Excuse you, wardrobe!
:[low creaking]
:Pipp Petals: What is happening?!
:Misty: Nothing's working. How am I ever gonna get out of here?
:[shimmering sounds]
:[rumbling]
:Misty: "The Art of Spelling"? Is this a spell book? That's amazing! And scary... And exciting! Whoa! Maybe a magic book needs magic to open it? [giggles]
:[shimmering sounds]
:[pages flipping]
:Misty: [gasps] There's a picture of the door. But what are these symbols? The symbols on the floor! That's it! Swirl... Star... [giggles] And magic! I might seem a little quiet, but my strength is very real! When my cutie mark comes to life, my heart helps me feel!
:Mysterious Voice: This place is for you to learn and to grow. The door will always be open for you to come and to go.
:Misty: Whoa. Thank you, mysterious voice!
:[pages flipping]
:Misty: [giggling]
:[whoosh!]
:Misty: I'll be back soon! I promise! I want to learn everything! Ah! Gotta go!
:Misty: [screaming]
:Sunny Starscout: Oof! [groans] Misty?
:[door slams]
:Sunny Starscout: Um... [nervous laugh] D-Did you just fall out of a magical door in the ceiling?
:Misty: Sunny, it was incredible! This magic book came to me and led me to a secret room! It showed me how to use my magic to get out! And it's gonna teach me spells! [laughs] Sorry about the crash landing, by the way.
:Sunny Starscout: Misty, I've lived here my whole life, and nothing like this has ever happened before. You know what that means?
:Misty: What?
:Sunny Starscout: The Crystal Brighthouse is exactly where you're meant to be. You found your special place.
:Misty: I think you're right.
:[door opens]
:Izzy Moonbow: I just got burped on by a wardrobe!
:Zipp Storm: Everything started floating!
:Pipp Petals: What is going on?!
:Sunny Starscout and Misty: [laughing]
==Swirlpool Starlight==
:Izzy Moonbow and Misty: [sigh]
:[rumbling]
:Misty: Izzy? Izzy!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yeah, mm-hmm?
:Misty: Get down!
:[whoosh!]
:Violette Rainbow: [panting]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hi, Violette!
:Violette Rainbow: You're gonna miss it, ponies! Come on!
:Violette Rainbow: Wow! It's really happening!
:Misty: What is?
:Izzy Moonbow: And where? Oh! There!
:Violette Rainbow: This is the Swirlpool Starlight! Every ten years, all the Breezies gather and combine their magic in a special ceremony. Anypony who witnesses it is forever changed when the Breezies' magic looks into their hearts!
:[wind whipping]
:[boom!]
:[humming]
:Misty: So what happens now?
:Mysterious Voice: Violette Rainbow. Step forth and look into your future.
:Violette Rainbow: It knows my name!
:[water whooshing]
:Misty: Violette!
:Izzy Moonbow: [scoffs] She's fine. Maybe it's giving her a makeover. Or superpowers! Or eating her brains! Ooh, or a friendship bracelet.
:[water whooshing]
:Misty: Violette, you okay?
:Violette Rainbow: Okay? I'm hoof-tacular! The Spog! The magic! It looked in my heart! It said my heart was kind and that Bridlewood would grow green and lush with me as its gardener!
:Misty: Wait. Did you say it looked into your heart?
:Mysterious Voice: Izzy Moonbow. Step forth and look—
:Izzy Moonbow: Look out, universe! Izzy's coming! Whoo!
:[water whooshing]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Hey, that's me!
:Izzy Moonbow: It's beautiful. And it's alive!
:[Izzy Moonbow]
::T-R-A-S-H
::Doesn't mean it's waste
:Mysterious Voice: Your heart glows with the creative gifts you share with the world. But your most magical creations are still ahead of you.
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoooaaaa!
:[splash!]
:Misty: Izzy!
:Violette Rainbow: What did it say?
:Izzy Moonbow: Magical... creations? Whoo-hoo! Do I have some magical ideas to explore! I actually had this one idea for a jello-cuzzi! Oh! Or macaroni mini-golf! And I've been putting off the Glitter Fountain 5000 for—
:Mysterious Voice: Misty Brightdawn. Step forth and look into your future.
:Misty: Uh... [shudders] Uh...
:[water whooshing]
:Mysterious Voice: Misty Brightdawn...
:Misty: Come on, Misty! You get Opaline that dragon, you get a cutie mark!
:Misty: Uh...
:Opaline: Those silly ponies have the dragon with them.
:Mysterious Voice: I see you as you really are...
:Opaline: Now get him for me, Misty.
:Opaline: Can't you do anything right?!
:Mysterious Voice: The deeds of your past are...
:Opaline: Fetch me that dragon!
:Misty: NO!
:[water whooshing]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Misty!
:Misty: I know I've done bad stuff! I don't need to be reminded of that!
:Violette Rainbow: Everypony does bad things sometimes. It doesn't make you bad.
:Izzy Moonbow: Misty, you're the goodest pony I know. The universe will see that. Or else! [giggles] Kidding.
:[water whooshing]
:Mysterious Voice: Misty Brightdawn...
:Misty: I might seem a little quiet, but my strength is very real.
:Mysterious Voice: ...the deeds of your past...
:Misty: When my cutie mark comes to life...
:Mysterious Voice: ...are nothing compared to the wonders of your future!
:Misty: ...my heart helps me feel!
:[water whooshing]
:[boom!]
:Breezies: [vocalizing]
:Violette Rainbow: How was it, Misty?
:Izzy Moonbow: Do I need to give the universe a talking-to? [giggles] Just kidding.
:Misty: It was amazing.
==The Lone Alicorn==
:Pipp Petals and Misty: [laughing]
:Misty: This is wonderful!
:Zipp Storm: [laughs]
:Sunny Starscout: Watch this! Whoooo!
:Mane 6: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: Look at us! We're all Alicorns now!
:Zipp Storm: This is the best!
:Hitch Trailblazer: I love it! [laughs]
:[poof]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [screams]
:Sunny Starscout: Hitch!
:[poof]
:Rest of Mane 6: [screaming]
:Sunny Starscout: NOOOOOO!
:[alarm clock ringing]
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps, panting] Just a dream. [sighs] It was just... a dream.
:Zipp Storm: [chuckles] Now, that is what I call bedmane. Everything okay, Sunny?
:Sunny Starscout: I just had the worst nightmare. We were all Alicorns and we were flying—
:Zipp Storm: Whoa. All Alicorns, huh?
:Sunny Starscout: But then everypony fell out of the sky, and I ended up... alone!
:Zipp Storm: That sounds scary.
:Sunny Starscout: I think I'm just worried, Zipp. What if I'm the last Alicorn? The only other one I've ever met... was Opaline.
:Opaline: [laughing maniacally]
:Zipp Storm: Come on, there's got to be other Alicorns out there.
:Sunny Starscout: Do you really think so?
:Zipp Storm: Totally. I think it's time to do a little investigating.
:Sunny Starscout: How do we even know where to start?
:Zipp Storm: I have an idea. But you're not gonna like it.
:[thunder]
:Sunny Starscout: Opaline's lair?!
:Zipp Storm: Think about it. She was the only other Alicorn we know about. Maybe she knew something. Don't worry. This place is totally abandoned now.
:[bass thumping]
:Sunny Starscout: Yeah, that doesn't sound very abandoned to me, Zipp.
:Zipp Storm: Relax. We've got this.
:[door opens]
:Sunny Starscout: Hope!
:Zipp Storm: Bravery!
:[rocks crumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Whatever it is, it's coming from in there.
:["My Bananas" playing]
:Raccoonicorns: [laughing]
:Sunny Starscout: This is the opposite of "abandoned"!
:Zipp Storm: It's fine! Just keep your eyes peeled for something... Alicorn-y!
:Zipp Storm: Opaline's lair is in total ruins. We could find anything in here.
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp! I've got something!
:Zipp Storm: Weird.
:Zipp Storm: Hey, Sunny! Sunny! Guess who I am! [imitating Opaline] I'll get you pathetic ponies if it's the laaaast thing I ever—
:[crash!]
:[thud!]
:Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: Aah!
:Sunny Starscout: Ugh. Everything important must've been destroyed when we defeated Opaline. Even if there are other Alicorns, how are we ever going to find them?
:Zipp Storm: Sunny, the one thing I do know about Alicorns is that they never give up. Also, they have the coolest friends. Come on, let's keep looking. No detail is too small. Whoa!
:[thud]
:Sunny Starscout: Zipp! Are you okay?
:Zipp Storm: I'm better than okay! Look!
:Sunny Starscout: [gasps] An Alicorn! This... This tapestry! It looks just like my dream! And look at all those Alicorns!
:Zipp Storm: I knew we'd find something!
:[shimmering sounds]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa. Funny. Isn't that...?
:Sunny Starscout: The Starscout crest!
:Zipp Storm: Okay, this has got to be a sign!
:[rumbling]
:Sunny Starscout: Uh-oh.
:["My Bananas" playing]
:Raccoonicorns: [laughing]
:[rumbling]
:Raccoonicorns: Huh?
:[cracking]
:Raccoonicorns: [yelping]
:Zipp Storm: Time to fly, Sunny!
:[rocks crashing]
:Raccoonicorns: [yelping]
:Zipp Storm: Ah! Hey! Hey! Move your paws!
:Raccoonicorns: [yelping]
:[rocks crashing]
:[boom!]
:Raccoonicorns: [yelping]
:[crumbling]
:Zipp Storm: You okay, Sunny?
:Sunny Starscout: I am great. Zipp, this changes everything. There's got to be more Alicorns out there.
:Zipp Storm: And we are going to find them together.
==Bunnisi Beauties==
:[Singer]
::Come on, bunnies
::Time to get fluffy
:Pipp Petals: [groans] This is awful! Why did I agree to do this?!
:[Singer]
::Here we go
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
:Pipp Petals: Ah, ah! No-no-no-no-no! Careful! You don't want to fall!
:[Singer]
::...slide to the right
::Shake your tail now side-to-side
:Pipp Petals: I mean... it is kind of fabulous.
:Jazz Hooves: Hey! You're supposed to point it at your fur!
:Rocky Riff: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast!
:[smack!]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Oof!
:Pipp Petals: Come on now! I'm doing my best! [gasps] Ugh! Hey, Hitch. Hi, Sparky.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: ["Hi, Pipp" in baby talk]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What was that all about, Pipp?
:[splat]
:Pipp Petals: [groans] Come and see for yourself.
:[bunnisi chittering]
:Pipp Petals: We're trying to get all these bunnies ready, but there's just so many of them, we can't keep up.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah. Bunnies never miss a chance to get dressed up. "Egg-specially" – see what I did there? – for their Easter Egg-stravaganza!
:Pipp Petals: [weak laugh] Yeah, funny. Well, no matter how hard I try, I just can't get anything right for them.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Lucky for you, Pipp Petals, you've got yourself an expert in critter talkery. Watch and learn.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Whoo-hoo!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, so there was too much glitter for you, and then not enough glitter for you. And you? Uh-huh. Feeling cramped?
:Pipp Petals: Um, we do crimped, not cramped.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't worry, Pipp. I think I know how to sort this out.
:[bunnisi giggling]
:[blow dryer whirring]
:Pipp Petals: Ohhhh. Every artist needs space to create, and they need space to play. Such a great idea, Hitch.
:Hitch Trailblazer and bunnisi: [giggling]
:Jazz Hooves: He sure does have a special connection to the critters, huh?
:Rocky Riff: It's really cute!
:Hitch Trailblazer and bunnisi: [giggling]
:Jazz Hooves and Rocky Riff: Awwww!
:Pipp Petals: Check it out! The latest in charm chic!
:[beat]
:Pipp Petals: Ugh! Everypony loves a rainbow!
:[bunnisus squeaking]
:Allura: [purring]
:[ice crackling]
:Allura: There must be some way to get closer to those charms, Twitch.
:Twitch: [chuckling]
:Allura: Hmm... Maybe if I had a critter on the inside.
:Twitch: Uh-huh! [chuckling] Uh... Me?!
:Allura: Of course you! It can't be me, now can it? You can blend in.
:[bunnisi chittering]
:Twitch: Uh-uh! [grunting]
:Allura: Well, obviously, none of them are as clever as you, Twitch. And we must use that to help us find the Nova Charm. Without it, we'll be stuck in Maretime Bay forever!
:[bunnisi giggling]
:[camera clicks]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Right, Pipp. Better get these critters on their way to Zephyr Heights.
:Pipp Petals: Almost done, Hitch. Just a little more glam!
:[rumbling]
:Pipp Petals: Oh, my pony! There's more?!
:[bunnisi chittering]
:Twitch: Aah!
:Allura: That's a good bunny.
:Pipp Petals: [whimpering] T-T-T-T-There's too many of them!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Leave it to me, Pipp! I'm a pony of the law! Coolest dragon dad you know! My cutie mark comes to life, and my kindness overflows!
:[rumbling]
:[bunnisi cooing]
:Hitch Trailblazer: There you go. That's better. Awww, aren't you a cutie wittle bunny-wunny! [kissing]
:Twitch: [groans, spitting]
:[electric razor buzzing]
:Twitch: [groans] Aah! [gasps]
:Jazz Hooves: Oh, this is a great color for you. Really brings out the color of your eyes.
:Twitch: [laughs, kissing]
:Allura: Yeeesss... Yeeeeessss... Ugh! He's losing focus! Twitch! The charms! Look at the charms! UGH!
:Pipp Petals: Oh, my glow. My hooves have never glammed so fast.
:Rocky Riff: They did look gorgeous, though.
:Jazz Hooves: There they go.
:[whoosh!]
:Jazz Hooves: Good luck!
:[Singer]
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Bunny-bunny, do the bunny-unny-unny
::Kick up your paws and slide to the right
:Twitch: Huh? Aah!
:[Singer]
::Shake your tail now side-to-side
:Hitch Trailblazer: Easter Egg-stravaganza, here we come!
:Twitch and bunnisi: [cheering]
==Cracked It==
:Sunny Starscout: Morning, ponies!
:Pony 1: Thanks, Sunny!
:Izzy Moonbow: Thanks, Sunny!
:Pipp Petals: Ooh, thanks!
:Posey Bloom: Thanks, Sunny!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Egg!
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [panicked gurgling]
:Sunny Starscout: Hi, Hitch! Huh? [screams]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Uh-oh.
:[splat!]
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Mmm!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Keep it movin', ponies! Nothing to see here!
:Rufus: Yeah, yeah. Then how do you explain that giant egg, huh?
:Izzy Moonbow: Hmm. I've never seen an egg like this before. It looks kinda... old.
:Pipp Petals: And a bit drab. [gasps] And seriously in need of some glam!
:Izzy Moonbow: Yes, Pipp! Glittery does it! [squeals] A sprinkle here! And a sprinkle there!
:Hitch Trailblazer: But where did it come from?
:Sunny Starscout: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about, Hitch. Just something to make the day... egg-stra egg-citing!
:[beat]
:Sunny Starscout: Eh? You see what I did there?
:Posey Bloom: Stick to the smoothies, Sunny.
:Misty: Not to alarm anypony, but... it could be an ancient fire hawk of terrible danger!
:[ponies gasp]
:Zipp Storm: I know somebunny who can help.
:Eggmund Bunny: Come here! Oh! Get down! Where is your brother?! No! Other brother! Not him! Your other, OTHER brother!
:Zipp Storm: Guess we'll have to figure this egg out on our own.
:Hitch Trailblazer: Awww. Last time I found a magic egg, it gave me this little guy.
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: So maybe this big guy just needs a little love, too. Huh?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: Yup.
:[rumbling]
:[thud]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Don't worry. Dada's here. Hush now. It's all right, baby.
:Pipp Petals: Now it's looking totally gorge! Hmmm... But something's missing.
:Izzy Moonbow: Hey! [gasps] Don't you listen to her. You're perfect just as you are, aren't you, you cutie wittle egg? Mmmmm!
:[click]
:Izzy Moonbow: [gasps] Wow, look at that!
:Rest of Mane 6: Ooooh...
:Zipp Storm: Now we're getting somewhere!
:Misty: What if I...
:[click]
:Misty: [gasps, grunting]
:[click]
:Izzy Moonbow: Ooh! Comin' at ya, Misty!
:[click]
:Izzy Moonbow: Whoo!
:Sunny Starscout: Everypony, find your hoofprints!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Did you say something, Sunny?
:[click]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Wha?
:Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
:Hitch Trailblazer: Something's happening!
:Pipp Petals: Ah! Oh, my glitter! I knew something was missing! [singing] Maaaaagiiiiic!
:[clicking]
:Zipp Storm: Ready?
:Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Misty: Ready!
:Zipp Storm: [grunting]
:Izzy Moonbow, Pipp Petals, and Misty: [ excited shouting]
:Mane 6 sans Sunny: [sounds of awe]
:Hitch Trailblazer: What?! I can't see anything from up here!
:Sunny Starscout: It's... It's me! With hope bright as the sun!
:[click!]
:Zipp Storm: Whoa!
:Mane 6: [yelling]
:[bird screeches]
:[ponies gasp]
:Posey Bloom: [screams] It is the ancient fire hawk of of terrible danger! Run for your lives!
:[ponies screaming]
:Misty: No, look. It's... [gasps]
:Sunny Starscout: Chocolate eggs!
:[bird screeches]
:[fillies giggling]
:Pegasus 1: Amazing! [laughs]
:[ponies cheering]
:[phones buzzes]
:Eggmund Bunny: Zipp! Did you get my gift?
:Zipp Storm: It was from you! It was a tricky puzzle, but we got it.
:Eggmund Bunny: Puzzle? What do you mean? The instructions are right— [gasps] Hey! What did I say about chewing Papa's documents?! Aw, spit it out right this instant!
:Sunny Starscout: Ah, we didn't need his help "cracking" the case anyway! [laughs, sighs]
:[beat]
:Mane 6: [laughing]
==Buried in a Good Book==
:[doors open]
:Misty: Hey, ponies! You won't believe this new spell I'm working on! Check it out! "Butterfly, flutter by!"
:[whooshing]
:Rest of Mane 6: [gasp]
:Misty: Uh-oh! I take it back! I take it back!
:Mane 6: [scream]
:Mane 6: [screaming]
:[thudding]
:Mane 6: [grunting]
:Zipp Storm: Uh, are we inside your spell book?
:Book Fairy: [deadpan] Correct. Welcome to Questopia, a magical land of quests. Hard quests. Dangerous quests. 
:Izzy Moonbow: Okay, but do you have fluffy quests?
:Book Fairy: Nope. Spiky and stingy quests. If you want to escape, you must follow the crystal trail, complete many quests along the way, and then defeat... Zantorp the Furious!
:Mane 6: [gasp]
:Izzy Moonbow: That is the best name I've ever heard.
:Book Fairy: Good luck.
:Sunny Starscout: Come on, ponies! These quests aren't going to conquer themselves!
:Gingerbread Monster: [roars]
:Zipp Storm: There's no way this ends well. Run!
:Gingerbread Monster: [growling]
:Sunny Starscout: I got this, ponies!
:Gingerbread Monster: [growling]
:Sunny Starscout: Sweet dreams, my sugary friend!
:Gingerbread Monster: [pained roar]
:[thud!]
:Zipp Storm: [gasps]
:[whooshing]
:[splash]
:[crunching]
:Zipp Storm: [laughs]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [laughs]
:[16-bit music]
:Mane 6: Uh...
:Pipp Petals: [gasps] Hmm...
:[chiming]
:Pipp Petals: Aha!
:Sunny Starscout and Zipp Storm: Yeah!
:Hitch Trailblazer: Huh? [yelping] Ah! Whoa! [screams]
:Zipp Storm: Uh...
:Izzy Moonbow: Ah!
:[growling]
:Misty: This must be Zantorp's cave.
:Zantorp the Furious: [growls, roars]
:Mane 6: Ah!
:Sunny Starscout: Oh, boy...
:Zantorp the Furious: [roars]
:Sunny Starscout: Aah!
:Rest of Mane 6: [screaming]
:Hitch Trailblazer: [grunts]
:Zantorp the Furious: [roars]
:Izzy Moonbow: [panting]
:Mane 6 sans Misty: Huh?
:Zipp Storm: Get out of there! Misty, what are you doing?!
:Zantorp the Furious: [roars]
:Misty: [gasps]
:[shimmering]
:Misty: I might seem a little quiet, but my strength is very real! When my cutie mark comes to life, my heart helps me feel!
:Misty: Whoa! You're not Zantorp the Furious. You're just lonely. Is that right?
:Zantorp the Furious: [whimpering]
:Misty: I was lonely once until I made some new friends. Maybe we could be your friends.
:Hitch Trailblazer: ...And I said, "That's the last time I trust a racoonicorn to plan a birthday party!"
:Rest of Mane 6: [laugh]
:Izzy Moonbow: Hilarious!
:Book Fairy: Bad luck, my brave ponies. Oh. You're still alive.
:Sunny Starscout: Yeah, we are. We completed all your quests, thanks to some pretty special magic from Misty.
:Book Fairy: Well... I... guess I should send you back home then.
:Misty: Don't worry. We'll come visit.
:Zantorp the Furious: [excited grunt]
:Misty: [giggling]
:Book Fairy: Thanks for visiting Questopia! Come again soon! Blah, blah, blah!