Thanowlands

Rowlands' ultimate form
== Council History ==
Thanowlands was first made and posted in the Council by Meme Lord on 5/1/2019 at 8:01 AM. At 3:42 PM on that same day, Mike Kachowski edited the meme to give Thanowlands head a purple tint so it matched. The concept of Thanowlands was spawned from a habit Meme Lord had of writing "Rowlands killed Thanos" on Rowland's chalkboard, primarily due to the recent releases of Infinity War and Endgame. Rowlands would tolerate this until one day he walked up and changed it to "Rowlands talks it out with Thanos". 
Thanowlands grew to be a relatively popular Abington meme, once being hung up above Rowlands' classroom door, and was even set to appear on the morning announcements for April Fools day, but was unfortunately shut down last second. Thanowlands lived on as an inside joke, and was eventually incorporated into the Garf Lore.
== Thanowlands ==
After Rowlands and Thanos's epic battle and Thanos's defeat, Rowlands opted to put on the infinity gauntlet himself. He was instantly reformed into Thanowlands, a combination of himself and his defeated foe. The gauntlet was recalibrated to fit his needs, the infinity stones shattering into nothingness, replaced with the new Infinity Stowlands. Thanowlands had fortunately kept his intellect and personality, but now had bigger plans. Thanowlands wasn't malevolent, but wasn't a peacekeeper either. He opted to form his own empire, which would eventually become Mitopauldria, a great city of Rowlands. The empire was devoted to Level 2 biology and of course, the Bible. Evolutionists were dropped into a black hole Thanowlands had formed near the borders of Mitopauldira space, known as "The office".
Thanowlands eventually of course learned of Figure 14.19, but decided not to involve himself, and instead went to great lengths to hiding his empire from the orange curtain. Eventually he had to cave in as he eventually learned it was futile to run and hide forever, and temporarily fought alongside Stroke Squad 589 in their fight against Garfield. Thanowlands was one of the most powerful beings in existence and was quite difficult to defeat.
=== The Infinity Stowlands ===
* Lime Green: The Mustard Gas Stowland
** Can project infinite mustard gas in any form and at any speed
** Is typically used as a straight beam of Mustard Gas
* Grey: The Cellular Stowland
** Can modify any cells, even their organelles
** For example, can be used to simply tear or re-arrange anything on the cellular level
** Thanowland's favorite move is to use it for osmosis, and either use cytolysis or plasmolysis to either explode living things or shrivel them into nothingness
* Orange: The Vector Stowland
** Allows flight
** Allows the control of sharks, piranha, and squid
** Can summon one of the three above sea creatures, generating them completely from scratch and launching them at the opponent
* Blue: The Battlefront Stowland
** Generates a lightsaber blade from the stone at the knuckle, pointed downwards, which can be then extended to a near infinite length. And yeah of course any color can be chosen
** Allows use of the force
** Allows Thanowlands to watch for those wrist rockets
* Dark Green: The Cactus Stowland
** Can turn anything into a cactus
** Allows for extreme cactus modification
** Even Thanowlands admits this stowland is relatively aesthetic
* Brown: The Rowbiology Stowland
** Allows Thanowlands to further manipulate all biology, including down to the DNA, and modify any living thing, especially plantlife.
** Allows Thanowlands to control said biology.
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