Edgar McNotWario

This article was NOT written by Wario EDGAR MCNOTWARIO, it was 100% written by a genuine UnAnything Wiki writer.
Before we get anything out of the way, Edgar is 100% confirmed indubitably and by definition (as well as having been legally confirmed in at least 2 countries) NOT WARIO. He's also confirmed as the adoptive brother of Ezikiel McNotWaluigi (who's NOT Waluigi).
==Life History==
Edgar was born on the 1st of January ten billion BBB. I am He is an undefeatable who just teleported into existence because the universe just needed some one as powerful. He was soon proven to be more powerful then any god, even all of the upper counsel combined. 
He is the confirmed father of Father Bogan thus Bulk Bogan's grandpa which obligates Bulk to pay him at least 55% of all money earned by him via his various endeavors. 
Edgar is also a former member of Royal Family of the UnUnited Kingdom. He was in the line of succession but abdicated before be could become king because of his thoughtfulness.
Edgar moved to Oasis Springs to bond with his confirmed legal grandson (NOT for easier direct payment). He became an officially registered magic shaman, performing herbal treatments and divinations! He is however gracious enough he gives Bulk and his roommates his services for free, as long as they pay for the rent for his trailer. 
He's again, also confirmed as the adoptive brother of Ezikiel McNotWaluigi. 
==Quote==
Here is a quote from a real man who met Edgar. According to top Russian scientists the following text is impossible to have been generated by AI:
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