Tripatale Chapter 7: Spiders

Chris McClean/Disclaimer: This chapter of Tripatale Bloopers contain scenes of extreme awkwardness, violence, epilepsy performed by Undertale characters. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
NOTE: Sorry for taking WAY too long for this. I had some issues and the Christmas thing. Anyway, I'm glad to be back at writing.
== Tripatale ==
Press Z to Start.
=== Chapter 7: Spiders ===
=== Elevator R1 ===
Izzy: Looks like some sort of elevator.
Izzy phone rangs.
Papyrus: THE ELEVATOR SAYS R1.
Papyrus: BUT WHAT DOES THE R STAND FOR?
Undyne: C'mon, Papyrus. Think about it.
Papyrus: HMMM...
Undyne: It stands for RED, 'cause that's the color of the lights!
Monster Kid: I love red colours of light! It reminds me of beating good guys.
Director: CUT! Monster Kid, you don't appear in this scene!
Monster Kid: Oh, SHUT UP! [wallops the director]
=== Elevator R2 ===
Bethany: I'll remember it with all my mi-
Izzy phone rangs again.
Papyrus: WAIT, UNDYNE. IF THE R STANDS FOR RED...
Papyrus: WHAT COLOR DOES THE L STAND FOR?
Undyne: Uhhhh...
Undyne: Larimar.
Papyrus: OH! OF COURSE!
Papyrus: WAIT. ISN'T THAT TWO WORDS?
Sans: light sea larimar.
Papyrus: THREE DOESN'T FIX THE ISSUE!
Sans: light sea mint larimar.
Papyrus: AREN'T YOU WORKING IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM!?
Sans: light sea mint little larimar.
Director: CUT! IT'S 'GREEN' NOT 'LARIMAR'!
Papyrus: I THINK IT FITS.
Director: Oh brother!
Sans: shut up, director! [fires a Gaster Blaster onto his face]
Bethany, Hamara and Izzy all stepped back, feeling nervous and/or frightened.
=== Hotdog Havoc! ===
When Izzy, Hamara & Bethany arrived at Sans' Hot-Dog stand, the two NPC friends are enjoying it.
Sans: hey buddy, what's up? wanna buy a hot-dog?
Hamara: NO!
Sans give many stack of hot-dogs which makes Hamara try to carry but the hot-dogs topped over which makes Hamara scream in pain.
Director: CUT! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
Bethany: Maybe, the hot-dogs are very heavy and she can't pick up.
Izzy: Can someone send Hamara into the hospital?
Director: Oh brother!
=== Art Club ===
When Izzy, Hamara and Bethany arrived at the T-shaped path, there was a magic glass on the middle section north which makes a secret path.
Hamara: There's also a path... to the north?
Izzy arrived at the Art Club where there's lots of three cactuses.
The message says "Art Club: Meet here! Next meeting: October 10th 8PM.
At that moment, So Sorry arrives for unknown reasons.
So Sorry: Ahhhh!!! I'm late!!! I'm late!!! I'm so sorry!!!
So Sorry: Oh, I'm so sorry! How clumsy of me...
So Sorry: I've bumped into you I'm such a klutz.
So Sorry: I was just here to find something to draw, and... 
So Sorry: Oh no, it's ok! It's OK! I'll give you a gift to make up for your troubles.
So Sorry: Let me look in my vest!
So Sorry: Ummm, I couldn't find anything I want to give away. Wait, wait! I've got a Journal 3!
All (except So Sorry): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
But it was too late. So Sorry reads a message which summons Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls!
Bill Cipher: (LAUGHS)
Bill Cipher: Oh, oh, Scorchzone! It is good to be back. Name's Bill Cipher, and I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? (LAUGHS) I'm just kidding, I know who you are, So Sorry!
Director: CUT! Bill Cipher, you don't appear in this game at all! Also, you're already DEAD!
Bill Cipher: Oh, shut up, I can do wherever I want to! *wallops the director and throws him off the Art Club and into the Scorchzone trash heap.*
So Sorry: W-what are you? H-how do you know my name?
Bill Cipher: Oh, I know lots of things! (Body shows pictures of various cryptic locations. In a slow, deep voice:) LOTS OF THINGS... (Body returns to normal) Hey, look what I can do! (Gestures toward a deer, the deer's teeth then fly into his hand. Gives the teeth to So Sorry) Deer teeth! For you, kid! (LAUGHS)
So Sorry: (Cries out in shock and drops teeth on the ground) You're insane!
Bill Cipher: Sure I am, what's your point? (Puts teeth back in deer's mouth and the deer runs away)
So Sorry: Listen to me, demon! I have a job for you. I need you to enter the mind of Mettaton and steal the colours to my sketchbook!
Bill Cipher: (LAUGHS) Wait... Mettaton? (Body shows pictures of Mettaton and his heart gemstone) You know what, kid? You've convinced me! I'm sold! I'll help you with this and in return you can help me with something I've been working on! We'll work out the details later.
So Sorry: Deal!
Bill Cipher: (His hand lights on blue fire and he shakes hands with So Sorry) Well, time to invade Mettaton's mind! This should be fun! Remember: reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye! (DISAPPEARS)
So Sorry: It worked! (laughs maniacally)
=== You shall not pass again! ===
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: I continue onwards.
Royal Guards 1 & 2: Hey you! STOP!
The Royal Guards 1 & 2 arrives.
Royal Guard 1: We've, like, received an anonymous tip about a first student wearing a dark blue school blazer.
Royal Guard 1: They told us they were wandering around Scorchzone right now...
Royal Guard 1: I know, sounds scary, huh?
Royal Guard 1: Well, just stay chill. We'll bring you someplace safe, OK?
Izzy: The guards lead me back a bit, then stop.
Royal Guard 1: ...Huh? What is it, bro?
Royal Guard 1: The blazer they're wearing?
Royal Guard 2: Uhh...I dunno.
Royal Guard 1: Are you thinkin... What I'm thinkin?
Royal Guard 2 steps back a little and does a little punch at his royal guard. He punches Royal Guard 2 into the air but the first Royal Guard jumps onto the second Royal Guard and they flew right through Mt Ebott and plummeted down to Miniature Village from Skatoony.
Director: CUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Royal Guard 1: Are you thinkin... What I'm thinkin?
Royal Guard 2 steps back a little and does a little punch at his royal guard. Royal Guard 1 launched a punch at him hitting his back armour. Royal Guard 2 screamed so loud that all of the glass in all of the windows of Canada shattered.
Director: CUT! Send Royal Guard 2 into the hospital!
=== Take 3 ===
Royal Guard 1: Are you thinkin... What I'm thinkin?
Royal Guard 2 steps back a little and does a little punch at his royal guard. He punches Royal Guard 2 up and up into the air and into outer space where he kept going until he landed onto Galactic Garbage.
Director: CUT! (sighs in frustration)
Bethany: Uhh, are we still getting paid for this?
=== The Royal Guards...Battle! ===
=== Take 1 ===
The battle HUD changes to orange and it was covered in green vines and the battle system was covered in lava.
Izzy: Time for a miniboss battle!
Hamara: All right, what can they do... AHA!
It cuts to a purple background with a small lightning bolt crack and it shows Hamara's excited close-up. 
Hamara: Eureka!
It cuts to a purple background with a small lightning bolt crack and it shows Hamara's excited close-up again.
Hamara: That's it!
It cuts back to the Royal Guard 1 & 2 battle system.
Hamara: I know just the thing!
She presses the ACT button but the entire battle system gets covered in compost.
Royal Guard 1: Ugh...COMPOST?
Director: CUT! GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP!
=== Take 2 ===
Hamara: All right, what can they do?
Bethany: 01 and 02 attack exclusively using team attacks - 01 hits from below, 02 hits from above. This attack, at least, isn't all that tough to dodge.
Izzy: Their seem to have different kinds of armor. Maybe this is a clue?
Lots of projectiles are floating and bouncing through walls inside the white cube but one projectile breaks the white cube which hits the second Royal Guard making him scream in pain!
Director: CUT! Send Royal Guard 2 into the hospital!
=== Take 3 ===
Izzy: Their seem to have different kinds of armor. Maybe this is a clue?
Hamara: This attack is much more dangerous than the first one.
Bethany: Options for both are Whisper and Clean Armor. First, I Whisper to 01.
Bethany whispers to Royal Guard 1 about ice cream but he starts to laugh hysterically as did Royal Guard 2.
Director: CUT!
=== Take 4 ===
Bethany: Options for both are Whisper and Clean Armor. First, I Whisper to 01.
Bethany whispers to Royal Guard 1 about honesty and his feelings.
Izzy: He doesn't seem to know what I'm talking about.
Hamara: OK, what if I Polish 02?
All (except Hamara): NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hamara uses a bicycle pump and she pumps Royal Guard 02's armour which explodes him to candy.
Director: CUT! GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP!
Royal Guard 1: Royal Guard 2, are you OK?
Royal Guard 2: (sighs) I felt like I was covered in candy all of the sudden.
=== Royal Guards' Confession ===
=== Take 1 ===
Royal Guard 1: The way you fight... The way you talk...
Royal Guard 1: I love doing team attacks with you.
Royal Guard 1: I love standing here with you, bouncing and waving our weapons in sync...
Royal Guard 1: 02... I, like, want to stay like this for... (bursts into laughter)
Director: CUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Royal Guard 2: ...
Royal Guard 1: Uh...
Royal Guard 1: I mean, uh...ugh...ugh...ugh...haaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Royal Guard sneezes through the three students who is covered in snot slime.
Director: CUT! GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP, NEXT TIME: BRING A TISSUE WITH IT!
=== Take 3 ===
WARNING: VIOLENCE AND EPILEPSY AHEAD
Royal Guard 1: I mean, uh...
Royal Guard 1: Psyche! Gotcha, bro!!! Haha!
Royal Guard 2: ...01?
Royal Guard 1: Y-yeah, bro??
Royal Guard 2: ...do you want to...get some radioactive ice cream...after this?
Royal Guard 1: Sure, dude! Haha!
All (except the Royal Guards): NOOOOOOO!!!
The two Royal Guards takes out two radioactive ice creams. They both eat at the same time but a huge radioactive lightning flashes in different colours which makes them scream in total pain and the entire game glitches which turns everything into pitch black except for the three students and the director.
Director: CUT! THAT ROYAL GUARDS IS SO GONNA PAY!
Bethany, Hamara and Izzy all stepped back, feeling nervous and/or frightened.
=== Preparation of Mettaton Live Report ===
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: It's dark again.
Alphys: Okay, I'm back!
Alphys: A-another d-dark room, huh?
Alphys: Don't worry!
Alphys: M-my hacking skills have got things cov-
It interrupts with a cinematic screen of the Pearl Rap video.
Director: CUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Alphys: M-my hacking skills have got things cov-
It cuts to the light turned on and it's a live news report!
Mettaton: OHHHHHH YESSS!!! 
Mettaton: GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES! 
Mettaton: THIS IS METTATON, REPORTING LIVE FROM MTT NEWS!
Mettaton: AN INTERESTING SITUATION HAS ARISEN IN EASTERN SCORCHZONE!
Mettaton: OUR TWENTY WONDERFUL VIEWERS ARE WAITING FOR YOU!!
Director: CUT! IT'S TEN!
Mettaton: OH, SHUT UP! [attacks the director with an electric zap]
Director: OWWWWW!!!
Bethany: I actually can keep controlling, inside that tiny sub-window.
Izzy: I'd better find something to report on.
NOTE: There won't be any item lookings in Mettaton's news report just like the last time.
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: Obviously I'll report this one.
Mettaton: ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG! 
The audience awws
Mettaton: THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT'S THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR!
Mettaton: LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
There was silence in this report.
Mettaton: WHAT?
Director: Mettaton, what was the line again?
All (except Mettaton): OH METTATON!
Mettaton: OOPS.
Izzy: Awww, we were doing so well!
Hamara: Don't tell Bethany you're crying because we blew it!
Bethany: No. I just... have something in my eye, that's all.
=== Take 2 ===
Izzy: Obviously I'll report this one.
Mettaton: ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
The audience awws
Mettaton: LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
Then suddenly, Hamara jumped up and started dancing to Caramelldansen and singing the song very loudly! Izzy, Bethany and Mettaton watched in total shock.
Director: WHAT THE HECK?
=== Take 3 ===
Izzy: Obviously I'll report this one.
Mettaton: ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
The audience awws
Mettaton: LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
Mettaton: YOU SHOULD NEVER- [repeats "never" infinite times]
Director: CUT!
Izzy: Why?
Director: Mettaton, pipe down!
Izzy: Just keep breathin and- [repeats "breathin and" infinite times]
Hamara: What's the matter, director?
Director: I think they have the Repeatitis Bug!
Bethany: The what?
Director: Once it gets you, you just can't stop!
Hamara: Well, at the street below, once I met this guy who knew this guy- [repeats "who knew this guy" infinite times]
Director: Well at least you're not repeating.
Bethany: Well, we just want to see my great- [repeats "great" infinite times]
Director: Oh flip! [repeats "flip" infinite times]
Story: Now the director, the three students and Mettaton can't stop repeating things over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...
Pearl [from Steven Universe during the episode: 'A Single Pale Rose' transcript] ...and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over!
Pearl takes his hand and her gem glows, teleporting him inside again.
Steven arrives in the Gem Battlefield, and everything is red. He walks around and trips, noticing he tripped over a gem. He gasps and jumps back.
Steven [also from Steven Universe during the episode: 'A Single Pale Rose' transcript] Better not turn out her phone was in her pocket. (walks around) Or she left it on the dresser or dropped it in the toilet. Seems about as likely as putting it in your repressed war memories! [stops and sees Pearl] Pearl? I mean, Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl inside Pearl -.
Flowey: OH, CAN SOMEONE TURN THIS ENTIRE CRAZY AMUSEMENT RIDE OFF?!
(transmission interrupted)
Flowey: Thank you.
Transmission Intermission: The song from the Buzz on Maggie: Just the Way I Am - Performed by Skye Sweetnam
===== Hey!Yeah!I'm flyThe originalI'm slyUnpredictableI'm nearly irresistibleAnd I don't even tryI'm easily excitable,Completely undeniable,And sometimes unreliable.Don't ask me why,Don't ask me why (why)(Chorus)I'm strangeAnd I like itThat's just the way I amI can't changeI can't hide itThat's just the way I amMight as well get over itBut don't try to understandI'm strangeAnd I like itThat's just the way I amFrom a whisper to a shoutOn what the buzzIs all aboutEverybody's buggin' outAnd I've only just begunThey can't rain on my paradeI'm sunshine on a cloudy dayMake lemons into lemonadeI'm just havin' funI'm havin' fun (I'm havin fun)(Chorus x2)Ha ha ha! =====
(connection re-established)
(continuing transmission)
=== Take Rerun: Bomb Incident ===
Director: ...and ACTION!
Izzy: Obviously I'll report this one.
Mettaton: ATTENTION, VIEWERS! OUR CORRESPONDENT HAS FOUND... A DOG!
The audience awws
Mettaton: THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS! IT'S THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE YEAR!
Mettaton: LOOK AT ITS LITTLE EARS, TINY PAWS, FLUFFY TAIL...
Mettaton: ...WAIT A SECOND. 
Mettaton: THAT'S NOT A TAIL.
Mettaton: THAT'S... A FUSE!!! 
Mettaton: THAT'S RIGHT... THAT DOG... IS A BOMB!!! 
Mettaton: BUT DON'T PANIC! YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE REST OF THE ROOM YET!!!
The news room breaks.
Mettaton: OH MY! IT SEEMS EVERYTHING IN THIS AREA IS ACTUALLY A BOMB!
Mettaton: THAT DOG'S A BOMB!
Mettaton: THAT PRESENT'S A BOMB!
Mettaton: THAT BASKETBALL'S A BOMB!
Mettaton: EVEN MY WORDS AR-
Six bomb items (Basketball, Dog, Present, Video game, Glass of water and Mettaton's movie script) explodes and everyone gets covered in soot.
Director: CUT! YOU CALL THAT EXPLODING!
Izzy phone rangs.
Alphys: It's too late. All of the bombs are exploded.
Alphys: Also, the big bomb was just a sculpture.
Director: Uhh...OK.
=== Spider Bake Sale ===
Izzy: Looks like this is the top level.
Muffet: Welcome to our parlor, dearie~ Interested in some spider pastries?
Muffet: All proceeds go to real spiders~
Muffet: Check out the webs to make a purch-
It interrupts with a wasp coming out from underneath the table. The wasp stung Izzy on the right arm.
Director: CUT! 
A wasp stung the director and he accidentally flipped the chair down.
Director: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
=== Muffet Preparation ===
WARNING: CONTAINS AWKWARDNESS, EPILEPSY AND PAINFUL AHEAD
Izzy, Hamara & Bethany are walking through the spider path.
???: Ahuhuhuhu...
???: Did you hear what they just said?
???: They said three girls wearing school uniforms will come through.
???: I heard that they hate spiders.
???: I heard that they love to stomp on them.
???: I heard that they like to tear their legs off.
???: I heard... [reveals Muffet on the spider web and some spiders] that they're awfully stingy with their money.
Muffet: Ahuhuhuhu… You think your taste is too refined for our pastries, don't you, deary?
Bethany: Well I don't eat spider pastries because some kids are eating some-
Director: That was a rhetorical question, Bethany!
Bethany: Well, I don't speak rhetoricalism! Anyway, as I was saying...
Director: Oy vey!
=== Muffet Battle 1 ===
The battle HUD color changes to purple and it was covered in spider webs including the dialogue box and the battle system is full of sweets.
Izzy: Uh-oh, Muffet traps you!
Bethany: With the right preparation, it's possible to end this battle peacefully on the first turn.
Bethany: Unfortunately, I'm not prepared.
Muffet: Don't feel so blue, my deary~ [pours out purple liquid coming from the teapots on the three hearts changing it to purple]
Bethany: Wait, what?
Muffet: ...I think muppet is a very better look on you! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu~
Director: Darn it! Muppet isn't a word!
=== Muffet Battle 2 ===
Izzy: Throughout the fight, Muffet's spider associates warn me about what the next incoming attack is.
Hamara: Options are Check, Struggle, and Pay. If I pay her, then it reduces the power of her next attack, but the price goes up.
Bethany: So, instead I Struggle. I'm going to need that money.
You struggle to escape the web. Muffet covers her mouth and giggles at you.
Hamara: That was productive.
Muffet: Why so pale? You should be...ONE OF MY SPIDOWEETS!
Bethany: Uh, Muffet? Spidoweet isn't a word!
Muffet: YOU MUST EAT! [wallops Hamara]
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUT! Muffet, stop this right now! You aren't suppose to fight her like that!
Muffet: OH, SHUT THE SPIDER UP! [wallops the director]
Bethany: OMG! Muffet's gone insane! Is she having some sort of wild period?
Alphys (Izzy's phone call): I think we'll send this to 'Spiders gone wild'.
=== Muffet Battle 3 ===
Hamara: I don't know what to say, beyond saying that this fight is awesome.
Muffet tidies up the web around you.
Izzy: The "Up Next" sign shows which kinds of projectiles will be involved in the next attack.
Muffet (in laser tag suit): The person who warned you is EATING! [attacks Hamara with a laser pistol]
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUT!
Izzy: I only wish that this game was rated M for Mature[!]
=== Muffet Battle 4 ===
Izzy: Man, I was SO close to a perfect run of this fight.
Hamara: It smells like freshly baked-(BURPS)
Muffet: But enough of that... WHAT THE HECK?
Director: CUT!
=== Spare Muffet ===
Muffet: Oh, my pet~ Looks like it's time for dessert~
A spider walks in who holds a telegram.
Muffet: Huh? A telegram from the spiders in the Pink Ruins?
Muffet: What? They're saying that they saw you, and...
Muffet: ...you helped donate to their cause!
Muffet: Sorry for all the trouble~ Ahuhuhu~
Muffet: You can come back here any time... And, for no charge at all...
Muffet: I'll wrap you up and let you play with my diamond again!
Director: CUT! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT, MUFFET? IT'S 'PET', NOT 'DIAMOND'!
Muffet: YOU MUST EAT SPIDERS! [attacks the director with a vacuum cleaner]
Director: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
<TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED>
== End of Part 7 ==
Did Izzy think that this game was rated M for Mature? No! It's still rated E for Everyone! So, what happens next?
Hamara & Bethany: READ & REVIEW!
Izzy: And don't forget to wash hands!
Muffet: Or else you will EAT SPIDERS FOREVER! [CACKLES EVILLY]
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