Realistic UCS Victory Quotes

== Mario ==
vs Goku: "Super Saiyan's just a simple power-up!"
vs Scorpion: "Woah, you're-a violent."
==Samus==
vs Ben 10: "So many unseen alien species. Impressive."
vs Darth Vader: "You're an even cheaper copy of me than Dark Samus."
== Marth ==
vs Link: "I'm sure you use bombs and arrows to hide your unpolished swordsmanship."
vs Ben 10: "You gotta keep things simple. Stop changing yourself around and watch how I do."
vs Darth Vader: "Your flashy blade could never top my Falchion."
==Goku==
vs Yami Yugi: "That's a nice haircut! Are you a Saiyan?"
vs Superman: "Guess we know now that Saiyans are the superior species."
== Luffy ==
vs Mordecai: "Ah, you must've eaten a Bird-Bird Fruit."
== Gon ==
vs Pikachu: "You're like Killua, but without any of his strength."
== Yugi Muto ==
vs Pikachu: "I've never seen a monster like you before. Probably a level 1 or 2."
vs Mordecai: "This must be a Winged Beast...but he can't even fly."
== Yami Yugi ==
vs Pikachu: "A Thunder-type rat monster? I've never seen anything like it."
vs Ben 10: "Nonsense! You have to summon the monsters! You can't transform into them!"
== Mordecai ==
vs Scooby-Doo: "Scooby-Doo? More like Scooby-don't! OHHHHH!"
== Ben 10 ==
vs Darth Vader: "You probably hide your face because you're ugly under there."
vs Superman: "If I scan you, I bet I'll be able to turn into one of you."
== Numbuh 1 ==
vs Samus: "You adults think you're so fancy with your technology."
vs Yugi Muto: "Must be awful being overshadowed by an adult all the time."
vs Yami Yugi: "Let that kid you're attached to go free."
vs Ben 10: "You were a strong fighter when you were a kid. It's an unfortunate tragedy that your power had to go to the wrong side."
== Mickey ==
vs Pikachu: "Looks like I was the better mouse! Huh huh!"
vs Bugs: "That's enough from you, Bugs."
== Darth Vader ==
vs Pikachu: "Your Force Lightning is far too weak."
vs Luffy: "Your Devil Fruit is insignificant next to the power of the Force."
vs Ichigo: "A primitive saber like that doesn't stand a chance next to mine."
==Bugs==
vs Mickey: "Eh, you never stood a chance, Mickey."
==Superman==
vs Goku: "My strength is too much for any Saiyan."
==Fred==
vs Mario: "That dinosaur you ride is nothing like a real dino."
vs Homer: "Even I'm not that stupid!"
vs Scooby-Doo: "Scooby-Dooby-Doo? More like YABBA DABBA DOO!"
== Maxwell ==
vs Superman: "I don't think there was any way for me to lose. I've created many of you before."
== Omi ==
vs Luffy: "Oooh, you are like the Lotus Twister!"
vs Ben 10: "Does that Shen Gong Wu have a name? How about the Watch of Transforming?"
vs Darth Vader: "Oooh! Your glowy stick of slicing is a cool Shen Gong Wu!"