The Nin-vasion/Transcript

(The episode begins with Prince in his room, reading a book called “Galactic Battleground: The Video Game: Fire Squad”.)
Queen: Prince, dinner!
Prince: Coming, mom!
(He comes out of his room and walks into the dining room.)
Prince: What’s for dinner?
(Queen holds a large pot, and dumps soup with a bunch of red and green mushrooms into Prince’s bowl.)
Queen: One-up soup.
Prince: Again?
Queen: I’m sorry, son, but until we get that shipment of rings into the kingdom, this is all we can eat.
Prince: Ugh. 
(Prince sips a bit, and chews on the rubbery mushrooms. Theme song plays, then opens up in the throne room, where King eats his soup.)
King: I’ve had too much of this lately. (To the dragon.) You eat it.
(He dumps the soup onto the dragon, who growls.)
Dragon: What’s taking that shipment so long?!
King: Well, let’s check the cameras. 
(He turns on the cameras, and he sees the Main 4 holding up the truck in Wikia. Mystic is in the shotgun seat, asking the driver questions. Cuts to the Main 4.)
Driver: I was assigned to bring this shipment in! I swear!
Mystic: Is that so? Show me your identification.
Driver: Why do you want to see my identification?
Mystic: For evidence.
Candle Man: (Growing impatient.) JUST DO IT!
Driver: This is nuts. I’m getting out of here!
Shaduck: Oh no, you’re not!
(The Main 4 stand in front of the truck to keep it from going into Gameopolis. Back to King, who screams in frustration.)
King: Oh, it's them! The people who destroyed the floor of my precious throne room!
Dragon: Her!
King: This is ridiculous. PRINCE!
(Prince runs up.)
Prince: Yes, father?
King: Go tell your cousin and her friends that the truck they’re holding up is supposed to come to Gameopolis!
Prince: Alright, dad!
(Prince runs downstairs to the drawbridge, where two guards block the way.)
Guard #1: Halt! What’s the password?
Prince: Gaming Dinner.
(Hesitation, then the guards open the drawbridge.)
Guard #2: You may pass.
(Prince runs through the entrance. He goes outside the castle and runs to the Gameopolis Wall. After being cleared to pass, he runs into Wikia, where The Main 4 are currently holding up the truck.)
Prince: GUYS! 
Mystic: Oh, hey, cuz. What’s up?
Shaduck: We prevented this liar from invading your town!
Prince: The truck is supposed to be in Gameopolis!
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhh.
Driver: I TOLD YOU!
Mystic: Well, I’m going in with you. I still don’t trust him. Guys, I’ll be back.
Candle Man: Uh, okay.
(The three get into the truck and drive into Gameopolis. The others walk back to the Candle House.)
Limefong: I think we did more good before finding out Gameopolis exists.
Shaduck: Yeah.
Candle Man: Oh well. I’m surprised Mystic wanted to go.
Shaduck: Why? She’s always a stubborn brat!
Candle Man: Don’t you remember the dragon?
Limefong and Shaduck: Of course.
Candle Man: Maybe she forgot.
Limefong: Or maybe, Mystic’s in danger!
(Candle Man and Limefong gasp. Shaduck scoffs.)
Shaduck: Even if that dragon does capture her, I’m not gonna help.
Limefong: Come on, dude.
Shaduck: NO! I can’t even go into Gameopolis because of her! She caused me to get banned, remember?!
(Flashback to the scene in the hot air balloon from “The Other Kingdom”.)
Flashback Queen: On three… one… two…
(Mystic, seeing that she has an opening, bumps Shaduck off the side of the hot-air balloon.)
Flashback Shaduck: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(He hits the ground, killing him. Shaduck then respawns outside of Gameopolis. The gate in the Gameopolis wall is still open.)
Flashback Shaduck: Oh, cool.
(Suddenly, the gate shuts.)
Flashback Shaduck: What the duck?!
Flashback Guard: (From overhead speaker.) SHADUCK BLACKBIRD, YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM GAMEOPOLIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.
Shaduck: Hmph. No one ever gets my name right.
(He walks away, kicking a grape soda can in the process. Scene cuts back to the Main 4, who have made it to the Candle House.)
Shaduck: They don't even get my name right. I hate that place.
Candle Man: Well, if Mystic’s in trouble, I’m going to save her!
Limefong: And I’ll scout ahead to help you out!
Shaduck: Guys, relax. We don’t even know if Mystic’s actually in trouble.
(Candle Man’s phone rings.)
Candle Man: Yolo?
Mystic: (On phone.) Yolo?
Candle Man: I mean, yello?
Mystic: (On phone.) Hey, CM! I need help.
Candle Man: What kind of help?
(Cuts to Mystic’s end, where she is captured by the dragon.)
Mystic: Help-help.
(Back to Candle Man’s end, where a roar is heard from the other side of the call.)
Candle Man: Okay, she’s in trouble.
(Cuts to a title screen that looks like the starting screen of Super Mario Bros., except the title of the “game” is “Super Candle Bros.”. Candle Man and Limefong are at the bottom of the screen, with a beautiful landscape in the back. Candle Man looks up at the title.)
Candle Man: Since when did this become a game?
Limefong: Just go with it.
(The game starts. Candle Man goes out of the Candle House, and finds out he’s become pixelated and small.)
Candle Man: What the heck happened to me?! Oh well, gotta save Mystic!
(Candle Man runs down the two dimensional street, but then he sees a walking bag with small feet.)
Candle Man: Baghead?
Baghead: Bot, was this your doing?
Candle Man: No! I honestly do not know what is going on!
Baghead: Well, you’d better fix it.
(Candle Man nods and tries to go around Baghead, but finds he cannot.)
Candle Man: Can you get out of the way?
Baghead: I don’t know!
(Candle Man tries to jump over Baghead, but he squashes Baghead in the process.)
Baghead: OW!
(Baghead disappears.)
Candle Man: Baghead? Where did you go?
(He continues walking until he spots three walking bags.)
Baghead #1: You’ve done it this time, Bot.
Baghead #2: Wait until 202 finds out!
Baghead #3: Where’s the grape soda?
Candle Man: ENOUGH!
(Candle Man squashes all of them.)
Baghead #1: OW!
Baghead #3: WHAT THE HECK?!
Baghead #2: I’m telling 202-
(They all disappear.)
Candle Man: Ugh, already, this is off to a bad start.
(He continues walking until he spots a box with an exclamation point on it.)
Candle Man: Hm, what does that do?
(He jumps onto it and tries to kick it, but nothing happens.)
Candle Man: Hmm.
(He jumps off the block.)
Candle Man: What if I…
(He jumps, slamming his head into the block.)
Candle Man: OW!
(However, this time, something happens: an eggplant the size of Candle Man comes out and starts moving towards him.)
Candle Man: YUMMY! EGGPLANT!
(He speeds toward the eggplant and eats it, making him bigger.)
Candle Man: Yaya! Thanks, painful block!
(He walks into a construction site, where many boards block the way above and in front of him.)
Candle Man: Hm. Maybe if I…
(He runs into the boards blocking the way in front of him, but he is unable to bust through them.)
Candle Man: OW!
(He looks above him and sighs.)
Candle Man: You’ve gotta be kidding me.
(He rams his head into the boards above him, breaking them.)
Candle Man: OWOWOWOWOW! Oh, it worked. Yaya!
(He jumps on top of the boards and proceeds to make his way through the construction site.)
Candle Man: Okay, I’m out of the building place.
Baghead: Construction site.
(A Baghead mushroom appears.)
Candle Man: Not right now, Baghead!
(He squashes Baghead and runs while Baghead curses and disappears.)
Candle Man: Okay, I think that’s the last of them.
(He turns around, but two monsters confront him. The monsters are Teddy Mice with shells on their backs, making them Teddy Turtles.)
Candle Man: Teddy? What are you doing here?
(The Teddy Turtles walk towards Candle Man.)
Candle Man: Uh, what are you doing, Teddy?
(They get closer.)
Candle Man: GO AWAY! AHH!
(He jumps on them, causing them to retreat into their shells.)
Candle Man: Oh, okay! What happens when I…
(He bumps the shell and then rides it as it slides into the next area.)
Candle Man: YAHOOOOOOOO!
(He continues sliding until he finds another exclamation point box.)
Candle Man: Ooh!
(He rams his head into it and a coin comes out.)
Candle Man: OW, but ooh! Are there more in there?
(He keeps ramming his head into it and coins continue to come out.)
Candle Man: OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! Darn, is that all of them? Oh well, go to time!
(He stumbles up a big staircase. He falls off of it when it goes up to full height.)
Candle Man: UHN! OW! Heck the what happened?
(He gets up and stumbles over to a flagpole.)
Candle Man: (Slurring.) Hey! Get out of my way!
(He tries to walk past it but he can’t.
Candle Man: (Slurring.) Let me pass! Rrrah!
(He jumps on it and it slides down. He is able to pass now.)
Candle Man: (Slurring.) Y-y-yaya!
(He walks until he finds a giant pipe.)
Candle Man: (Slurring.) Huh? What?
(He shakes off the disorientation.)
Candle Man: Do they seriously expect me to go down there?
(An invisible force pushes him in.)
Candle Man: WAH!
(He falls down into the sewers.)
Candle Man: Maybe I have to go down here.
(His phone rings.)
Candle Man: Yolo?
Limefong: (On phone.) Stop saying that.
Candle Man: Alright, alright. What’s up?
Limefong: (On phone.) This has apparently turned into a game.
Candle Man: That explains the Baghead monsters.
Limefong: (On phone.) The what?
Candle Man: Never mind.
Limefong: Anyway, this “game” is gonna make you go through four levels, and the first three will have flagpoles you need to slide down to continue.
Candle Man: I already passed the first one.
Limefong: (On phone.) The first one was a layup. This next one has-
(Candle Man spots several small creatures.)
Candle Man: SEWER RATS! 
(Candle Man screams and runs from the two dozen rats chasing him.)
Candle Man: Wait, I can just burn them.
(He tries to shoot fire at them, but nothing happens.)
Candle Man: What?! It took away my fire power, too?!
(He continues running.)
Candle Man: WHAT DO I DO?!
Limefong: (On phone.) You will have to dodge them.
Candle Man: DODGE THEM?! I THINK I’M SUPPOSED TO GO WAY-
(The rats corner him.)
Candle Man: AM I ABLE TO JUMP ON THEM OR SOMETHING?!
Limefong: (On phone.) I DON’T KNOW! JUST RUN!
(Candle Man jumps over the rats and runs away from them.)
Candle Man: Okay. I think I’m fine now.
(He finds a bunch of more pipes. Monstrous plants bob in and out of them.)
Candle Man: Oh, no. I’m not going deeper into the sewer.
Limefong: (On phone.) You know, those pipes leads to more coins, and I think there’s an eggpl-
Candle Man: SAY NO MORE!
(He dives deeper into the sewers and into a small room. As Limefong said, there are many coins in the room. There is a small pipe on the ground.)
Candle Man: YAYA!
(He grabs them.)
Candle Man: So, how do I get out of this room?
Limefong: (On phone.) Try to jump out of here.
Candle Man: Uh…
(He jumps. No dice. He jumps again, but it doesn’t work.)
Candle Man: I don’t get it. How the heck am I supposed to get out of-
(He accidentally slips and falls into the sewer pipe.)
Candle Man: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE…!
(He comes out of the pipe and splashes into the ocean.)
Candle Man: Shoulda known the sewers lead to here. Now what do I do?
Limefong: (On phone.) There will be sharks in this ocean. You have to splash water onto them when they come.
Candle Man: What, spray a shark?
Limefong: No, the splash will make an air pocket. It’ll stun them!
Candle Man: That’s nerdier than I thought it would be.
(He sees fish swimming around. They have Moose’s face on them.)
Candle Man: Uh oh.
Moose: What’d you do now, Candle Man?
Candle Man: I swear, it wasn’t me! It was the game!
Moose: What game?!
Candle Man: Uhhhhhh… water splash!
(He splashes water on Moose.)
Moose: AHHHHH!
(Moose disappears. Candle Man swims away.)
Candle Man: Huh, turns out it works on fish, too.
Limefong: (On phone.) Jeah. It works on all sea creatures. Also, CM, a word of advice: don’t trust anything that moves.
Candle Man: I learned that after the Teddy Turtles tried to kill me.
(He spies two sharks with the faces of TwoBrains and Pesron.)
Candle Man: Not you guys, too!
Pesron: What brought you here?
Candle Man: A sewer pipe.
TwoBrains: Well, nice going, Candle Mandio, you made us become fish.
Candle Man: Sharks.
TwoBrains: It’s the same thing.
Candle Man: I’ll help you guys turn back, but for now… HAAH!
(He splashes the water on them.)
TwoBrains: HEY!
Pesron: You better have a plan to get us out of these blubber bellies, Candle Ma-
(They disappear.)
Candle Man: Sorry… I had to!
(He sees a shark with the face of Kellie.)
Candle Man: Really? You as well?
Kellie: I’m surprised they did this too, Candle Man. Lemme guess: they got Moose, Baghead and flipping Chadder, too!
Candle Man: I dunno about Chadder, but I have definitely ran into Moose and Baghead, not to mention sewer rats and Teddy Turtles, too!
Kellie: If you don’t get this stuff of Fandax, then I will. Get you. Off Fandax. Ugh, you know what I mean!
Candle Man: I’ll get this stuff off. Just TRUST ME!
(He splashes water on Kellie, who soon disappears. Candle Man spots a stream of coins.)
Candle Man: Yaya!
(He grabs all the coins as he swims down the coin stream. The coins stop at a wall he rams straight into.)
Candle Man: OW! What the flip?!
(He sees the wall ends not far above his head, so he goes right over it.)
Candle Man: Oh, okay!
(He goes over it, but a whirlpool is on the other side.)
Candle Man: Uh oh. AHHHH!
(He swirls into the whirlpool, killing him and playing the death music. He respawns, hitting the wall again.)
Candle Man: OW! Okay, note to self: try to avoid the whirlpool.
(He goes over the wall but swims enough to get past the whirlpool.)
Candle Man: Okay, I overcame it. Whew! 
(He sees more coins.)
Candle Man: YAYA!
(...But a fishing rod takes him out of the water.)
Candle Man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(The fishing rod then lets go of him, throwing him on land.)
Candle Man: HEY!
Limefong: (On phone.) What, no thank you? I got you out of the water!
Candle Man: Yeah, but there were more coins to collect!
Limefong: (On phone.): This isn’t about getting rich. This is about saving Mystic!
Candle Man: Okay, okay. Where am I?
(It is shown he was pulled out of a sewer drain mere inches from the Gameopolis wall.)
Limefong: (On phone.) You’re at the wall that splits Wikia and Gameopolis.
Candle Man: How do I pass it?
Limefong: (On phone.) I dunno, find out yourself!
Candle Man: Hmm…
(He goes all the way up to the wall. Nothing happens.)
Candle Man: Maybe I can jump?
(He tries. No dice.)
Candle Man: WELL WHAT CAN I DO?!
(He keeps jumping around, going a lot to the left of the screen before finding two beetles with the faces of Shaduck. They are flanking another exclamation box.)
Shaduck #1: How did you get here?! Why are you here?!
Candle Man: I’m saving Mystic, dumb bird!... beetle. Uh, what are you?
Limefong: (On phone.) You can’t jump on him. He has a different shell.
Candle Man: Then what do I do, run?!
Limefong: (On phone.) They’re not as hard to defeat as the sewer rats. All you need to do is get that box!
Candle Man: Okay. (To the Shaducks.) Sorry guys, but I need that box! 
(He runs to the box, but the Shaducks try to stop him.)
Shaduck #2: HEY! Get back here!
Candle Man: Never!
(He lures them all the way out, then jumps over the both of them.)
Shaduck #1: What the…
Shaduck #2: ...flip?
Candle Man: Haha!
(He rams his head into the box, but this time, no eggplant comes out. Instead, a giant beanstalk comes out.)
Candle Man: Eggplant Island? YAYA!
(He climbs the beanstalk. Up there are three exclamation boxes and the Eggplant Giant, but no monsters.)
Candle Man: Hey there, Eggy! Do you mind if I take these boxes?
(The Eggplant Giant shakes his head.)
Candle Man: Thanks!
(He rams his head into all three.)
Candle Man: OW! OW! OW!
(Out of one comes a measly coin.)
Candle Man: Hmph.
(The second one empties its contents to reveal an extra life eggplant.)
Candle Man: YAYA! Gimme!
(He eats the extra life eggplant. Out of the third comes a regular eggplant.)
Candle Man: Awesome!
(He eats it, but does not grow bigger like last time. Instead, he gets his fire power back.)
Candle Man: YAYA! I’ve missed my fire!
(He throws fireballs every which way. One hits the Eggplant Giant, who growls.) 
Candle Man: Uh oh. 
(He runs away and jumps back down the beanstalk.)
Limefong: (On phone.) Candle Man, use the fire to defeat the Shabeetles!
Candle Man: Okay!
(He throws fireballs at the Shabeetles, to which they disappear.)
Candle Man: Sorry, Shaduck!
(He walks back over to the wall.)
Candle Man: I still have no way to get past this wall.
Limefong: (On phone.) Don’t you see the wooden part of the wall?
(He notices it.)
Candle Man: Oh. What am I supposed to do now?
Limefong: (On phone.) ...BURN IT!
Candle Man: OKAY!
(He throws fireballs at the wooden part of the wall, incinerating the part and giving him an opening.)
Candle Man: Yay!
(He passes through, but a spiny with the face of Gwen falls from the sky and nearly hits Candle Man.)
Candle Man: It’s raining monsters now?!
Limefong: (On phone.) No, no. They’re coming from that guy.
(Chadder sits on a cloud [like Lakitu does] and throws the Mystic Star spinies on the ground.)
Candle Man: CHADDER!
Chadder: Hey, don’t blame me! I was just getting a new suit in Crook’s Nanny!
Candle Man: Don't tell me you helped steal my girl!
Chadder: I didn't, Candle Man! Why be so paranoid?
Candle Man: Cuz you’re a monster!
(He uses fireballs to burn all the Mystic Star spinies, then uses nearby blocks to jump up to Chadder’s level and burn him.)
Candle Man: Phew!
(An Aqua spiny crawls up to him.)
Candle Man: Don’t try it.
Aqua: -But wait! Do-
(A fireball hits Aqua, making him disappear.)
Candle Man: Limefong, what… was that?
Limefong: (On phone.) Who, Chadder?
Candle Man: No, the HEDGEHOG BEETLES!
Limefong: (On phone.) Oh, those. Those are spinies. Nobody likes them. So annoying. I mean who could ever possibly like those aggravating-
Candle Man: Got it, thanks. Anything else I should know?
Limefong: For now, no. Just run for your life.
(Candle Man notices six spinies with the Spammers’ faces running toward Candle Man with different colored karts. Whickey’s is black, Kitchen's is pink, Gyux’s is yellow, Luis' is red, Maps’ is purple, and Dyaboy’s is brown.)
Candle Man: YAAAAAAAGH!
(He runs away.)
Candle Man: HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP!
Limefong: (On phone.) I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
(Candle Man throws fireballs over his shoulder. The only one that hits the target is one that hits Dyaboy, who flops backwards off his kart.)
Candle Man: Gotcha.
(He gets in and swerves away from the group. He sees that he’s lost them when he comes up to a bridge.)
Candle Man: Whew! So, what do I do now?
Limefong: (On phone.) You gotta avoid the flying fish.
Candle Man: The flying WHAT?!
Limefong: (On phone.) Jeah, the flying fish.
Candle Man: I heard you the first time. WHY ARE THERE FLYING FISH?!
Limefong: (On phone.) No idea, but you must avoid them.
Candle Man: Or else what?
Limefong: (On phone.) Or else you’ll end up like Shaduck.
(Flashback to “The Other Kingdom”. Shaduck jumps off the tour kart and opens his bill wide. A flying fish goes into his mouth, but instead of eating it, he dies like in the Mario franchise. He respawns in the kart. Flashback ends.)
Candle Man: Okay, okay.
(The first few flying fish zip up and nearly hit Candle Man, who then runs away.)
Candle Man: AAAAAHHHHH! THERE THEY ARE! FLYING FISH! WAAAAAGH!
Limefong: (On phone.) What are you doing?! Speedrunning leads to death!
Candle Man: Not on this one!
(He goes very fast, avoiding every fish.)
Candle Man: Whew! I did it!
(...But there is a gap coming up!)
Candle Man: NOOOOOOOO!
(He falls in, using the extra life given to him by the Eggplant Giant. He respawns at the edge of the bridge.)
Candle Man: Great! Now I lost the extra life!!
Limefong: (On phone.) Focus, Candle Man. You still got two more lives. And remember: sometimes you gotta lose in order to win.
Candle Man: Okay! What should I do?
Limefong: (On phone.) Well, this is the end of the second level.
(Candle Man sees the staircase and the flagpole.)
Candle Man: Okay, I know what I’m doing now.
(Candle Man runs up the staircase and jumps to the flagpole. However, he jumps straight over the flagpole.)
Candle Man: OH, COME ON!
(He attempts to jump again, but fails.)
Candle Man: (Sighs.) I’m just gonna go.
(He passes by. He then stumbles upon the Gameopolis golf course.)
Candle Man: Hmm. Wait… AHHHHH! FLAGPOLES SURROUNDING ME!
Limefong: (On phone.) Calm down! They’re just objects.
Candle Man: Okay, okay… what do I do here?
Limefong: (On phone.) Ugh! Just go past it!
Candle Man: Wait, am I able to do that? Hm, alright.
(He just walks past it.)
Candle Man: So, where do I go now?
Limefong: (On phone.) I don’t know.
Candle Man: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Limefong: (On phone.) Go up in the trees, I guess!
(Candle Man sees a bunch of trees.)
Candle Man: Hm, didn’t expect that.
(He jumps from tree to tree. He finds a bunch of flat trees with a sturdy surface in place of the leaves.)
Candle Man: Strange. I’ve never seen trees like this.
Limefong: (On phone.) Oh, they’re exclusive to Gameopolis.
(Candle Man jumps onto another tree, then looks underneath the tree.)
Candle Man: Um, Limefong?
Limefong: (On phone.) Jeah?
Candle Man: There’s no ground beneath these trees.
Limefong: (On phone.) Oh, that’s a common thing here. The best thing to do is stay calm-
(Candle Man’s phone falls out of his “pocket” and falls into the abyss.)
Candle Man: ARRGGHHHH! Now I gotta do this myself! Nice going, Candle Man! Well, guess I gotta do this myself!
(Candle Man continues jumping from a tree to tree. He stays focused.)
Candle Man: I better stay balanced. Whoa!
(He stumbles but doesn’t fall. He finds a level tree.)
(He continues jumping from one tree to another until he finds a very long tree.)
Candle Man: Phew.
(He walks until he encounters a turtle with Candle Girl's face.)
Candle Man: Okay, now I’m starting to get mad.
Candle Girl: (Singing.) I have a house on my back, I have a house on my back! There is nothing I lack cuz I have a house on my back!
Candle Man: Quiet! I’m trying to find Mystic.
Candle Girl: The pill head?
Candle Man: STOP CALLING HER THAT!
Candle Girl: But she looks like on-
(Candle Man jumps on her and rides on her shell as he did with the Teddy Mouse turtles. He soon sees the edge of the large tree and jumps off as Candle Girl’s shell falls.)
Candle Man: Sorry, sis!
(He sees another exclamation point box.)
Candle Man: Ooh!
(He rams his head into it.)
Candle Man: OW! 
(A measly feather comes out.)
Candle Man: Hmm, I wonder what that does.
(He grabs it and turns into Candle Fox, which is basically Candle Man but with fox features on parts of his body. He floats a little bit.)
Candle Man: I CAN FLY!
(He sees a platform close to the tree and flies to it. He lands on it.)
Candle Man: Okay, I’m getting close to the castl-
(The platform drops, killing Candle Man. He respawn above the long tree with one life remaining.)
Candle Man: I wish Limefong coulda told me this was gonna happen!
(He flies onto the platform but quickly jumps on the next one, doing the same for the remaining platforms. Finally, the ground returns. A truck is shown going into the castle.)
Candle Man: Yaya! All I have to do is get on that truck!
(But Chadder comes back!)
Candle Man: NO! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
Chadder: We cloud men return from the dead!
(He throws more Mystic Star spinies onto the ground, but Candle Man incinerates them all.)
Candle Man: HOW DO I KILL YOU?!
Chadder: You can’t! All you can do is run!
Candle Man: Dang it, he’s right.
(He runs, but he sees the flagpole.)
Candle Man: Okay, Candle Man. You got this.
(He jumps…)
Candle Man: Yes!
(...But he goes right through the pole.)
Candle Man: WHAT THE-
(He hits the wall of the castle.)
Candle Man: Ah! Ooooohhh…
(Scene cuts to him in the castle.)
Candle Man: Okay. Only one life left. Gotta get to the dungeon and save Mystic!
(He sees a bar of fireballs move around, giving him only a little time to pass by it.)
Candle Man: Okay, gotta time this right.
(He passes by it.)
Candle Man: Yes!
(He finds an exclamation point box with multiple coins inside.)
Candle Man: Hm. OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
(He hears a ring, then he looks at his available lives. He has gained a life.)
Candle Man: Those coins gave me a life! I have another chance!
(Candle Man runs through the castle, having gotten so good, he is dodging every obstacle like a boss.)
Candle Man: Time to save my girl!
(He runs upstairs and dodges the obstacles that he finds on his way. He locates the throne room and jumps into the dungeon. He sees the dragon, who guards the room behind him.)
Candle Man: GIVE ME MYSTIC, YOU JERK!
Dragon: Never! This was all her fault! She’ll never get out of here alive!
Candle Man: We’ll see about that!
(He throws fireballs at the dragon, depleting his health, but the dragon breathes fire on Candle Man, killing him. He respawns above the dungeon.)
Candle Man: This is officially my last life. I don’t know what to do!
(Limefong’s words echo through his mind.)
Limefong: Sometimes you gotta lose in order to win.
Candle Man: I know what to do now.
(He jumps in, and charges at the dragon. The dragon throws a fireball at Candle Man, turning him back into the little Candle Man he started with. However, any time something like that happens, it comes with a bit of…)
Candle Man: INVINCIBILITY!
(Candle Man passes by the dragon and presses a button, causing the dragon to plunge into the lava.)
Candle Man: YES! I WON!
(He goes into the room, but Mystic isn’t there. Instead, Limefong is.)
Limefong: Thank you, Candle Man! But Mystic is in another castle!
Candle Man: WHAT?! WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME?!
Limefong: I DON’T KNOW!
(The dragon emerges from the lava and runs after Candle Man.)
Candle Man: This is the end!
Prince: Not quite.
(The pink tour kart smashes through the wall with the entire royal family inside.)
Queen: Get in!
(The duo jump in, and the Queen hits the gas, soaring across the kingdom, with the dragon in hot pursuit.)
Limefong: LOOK! THE RIGHT CASTLE!
(The two jump out and go in. Mystic is tied up.)
Mystic: Guys! I knew I could count on you! Eventually.
(They untie her.)
Candle Man: No time!
(They run out, but the dragon is there. They all gasp.)
Dragon: Game over, losers.
(Candle Man and Limefong look at each other and nod.)
Candle Man: You’re right.
(The dragon breathes fire on them, killing the trio. However, they respawn at the Gameopolis wall, everything back to normal. Every person who was changed is put next the heroes in their normal forms.)
Guard: (From overhead speaker.) BOTUCZY FIERY CANDLE, MYSTIC GALAXTIC STAR, LIMEFONG DOGG, YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM GAMEOPOLIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS.
Limefong: This means the dragon can’t capture you anymore!
Candle Man: Yahoo!
Mystic: We did it!
Shaduck: Yes, we did!
(Shaduck is still a beetle.)
Shaduck: What? I had the chance to still be a beetle, and I took it!
(Episode ends.)
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