Vince Offer

Vince Offer is a popular Infomercial star, and appears in Lawl Nova.
== Entrance ==
=== Vince in Jail ===
Vince gets released from a prison cell, saying "Hi, it's Vince!"
==Playstyle Origin==
Like any good commercial, Vince's commercials are intended to show off how easy his products are to use at home. In Lawl Nova, this concept is used through Vince's heavy reliance on taking traps and projectiles from his opponents as a way to "show off" his products and use them to his advantage. 
== Special Moves ==
=== Neutral B - Slap Chop ===
Vince uses the Slap Chop. When near opponents, he'll be slappin' away at 'em, building up damage. Even if no one's close to you, while you slap your troubles away, you'll be harming those who approach you, and he has super armor too. With a trap or item the Slap Chop will make it become shreds, creating a spike trap, but only one at a time. If it's food, it'll heal you some more. With nothing next to Vince, after he stops slapping he'll drop a trap made out of food, which deals a little bit of damage and can become either double or triple its size if you mash the B button enough. The bigger traps not only cover more ground but also require multiple anti-trap moves to get rid of them (2 or 3 depending on the size.
==== Move Origin ====
The Slap Chop is one of Vince's many products, which is used to chop down food and reduce them to pieces.
=== Side B - Graty for Cheese ===
Vince uses the Graty and some cheese comes out being shot forwards. Hitting an opponent with it will deal damage and cover them with cheese, which slows them down. The Graty is aimable, and shooting cheese at the floor will leave a trap that will slow down anybody who goes through it. Movement will be limited further if it gets all over your face. Like the Slap Chop, you can cheese up food to heal you more. Cheese up your Lawl Food then Slap Chop it, and it'll heal you 100% guaranteed. Press Z while using the Graty to keep its empty form as a throwable item.
==== Move Origin ====
The Graty is a product that comes with the Slap Chop, which is used to grate cheese and store it inside.
=== Up B - Schticky ===
Vince slaps the Schticky onto a wall he manifests and goes upward with it. In mid air, the wall falls down to deal damage. Vince is able to choose the direction he is going with the wall, but if he stays perfectly straight while using Up B, the wall will stay there as an actual wall, and it even spikes opponents if they are hit by it when it's falling. The wall is unbreakable, but when Vince makes a new one, that one goes away. You can also use this on other people's walls. However, you're limited to walls and can't touch ceilings. You can also stick onto opponents and climb over them, and in Team Lawls, you can clean partners up with this. Anything that's stuck on you can be removed with Schticky.
==== Move Origin ====
The Schticky is one of Vince's many products, a lint roller that is said to be much better than your average one for its schtickyness and being able to clean it up with ease.
=== Down B - ShamWow ===
Vince tosses the ShamWow forward. There can be only one on the stage. When opponents run into it, they slip. When opponents walk into it, they stick. You're immune to the effects and you are able to pick up ShamWow. Throw it on a trap, absorbed. Throw it on an item, absorbed. Someone manages to shoot something at it, absorbed. The more things it absorbs, the bigger it gets. It holds up to 5 things, and you can wring it out with A when you are holding it to reset the process. You can also throw the ShamWow at an opponent to create a water explosion that will be bigger the more things it's holding.
==== Move Origin ====
The ShamWow is one of Vince's many products, a towel with many uses that is able to absorb any kind of liquid.
=== Final Smash - InVinceable ===
Vince goes offscreen and talks about InVinceable. With this, you're able to control Vince's arm as it holds the cleaner. B sprays, which can hurt opponents, but it also erases a big portion of the stage as a bonus. When Vince returns, the 
stage is normal again.
==== Move Origin ====
The InVinceable is one of Vince's many products, and it's a pill that, when inserted into water, can clean any kind of splats. What Vince uses in the Final Smash is both the InVinceable and one of the extra products included with it: The InVinceable Bottle, which is built in a way that it can be used in any direction, even outside down.
== KO Sounds ==
=== English ===
KOSFX1: "Ah."
KOSFX2: "Wow."
Star KOSFX: "It's worthless."
Screen KOSFX: "My nuts."
=== Spanish ===
KOSFX1: "Ah."
KOSFX2: "Wow."
Star KOSFX: "It's not good."
Screen KOSFX: "My eggs."
== Taunts ==
=== English ===
Up: "You're gonna love my nuts."
Sd: You'll be saying "Wow!" every time."
Dn: "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life."
=== Spanish ===
Up: "Look at my egg."
Sd: "You'll be saying 'WOW!'"
Dn: "No more boring tuna!"
== Victory Pose/Losing Pose ==
=== English ===
1. "We're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time."
2. "This lats 10 years, this lasts a week. I dunno, it sells itself."
3. "The Slap Chop with the Graty. Here's how to order."
=== Spanish ===
1. "Now your life is more... exciting!"
2. "This lats 10 years, this lasts a week. I dunno, it sells itself."
3. "How to order!"
=== Both ===
Failure/Clap: *Arrested*
==Moveset==
=== Ground attacks ===
==== Normal ====
* Neutral attack- 
* Dash attack-
* Forward tilt- Vince stabs with a knife forwards.
* Up tilt- Vince stabs with the Big Schticky upwards.
* Down tilt-
==== Smash ====
* Forward smash- Vince throws a Blender forwards.
* Up smash- Vince throws a Slap Chop upwards while shouting, "It's worthless!"
* Down smash-
==== Other ====
* Ledge attack-
* 100% ledge attack-
* Floor attack-
* Trip attack-
=== Aerial attacks ===
* Neutral aerial-
* Forward aerial-
* Back aerial-
* Up aerial- Vince slices upwards using the EmWow.
* Down aerial-
=== Grabs and throws ===
* Grab- Vince puts silicone on his hand and sticks it to the opponent.
* Pummel-
* Forward throw- Vince "just bangs it" by hitting the grabbed opponent with the Graty.
* Back throw-
* Up throw-
* Down throw-
== Extras ==
===Animal===
Shredding Pussy: You can walk and jump (no double jumping). Sometimes you shed fur, which works as a slip trap.
===Art===
"Can't do this all day" - The Infomercial "Order Now" screen for the Slap Chop.
== Trivia ==
* Vince can be played speaking in both Spanish and English. This is the first Lawl character with multiple voices that are not tied to certain alts.
* Prior to joining Lawl Nova, Vince was given a mention in Billy Mays' moveset during his Snake codec.
Category:Playable Character
Category:Lawl Nova
Category:Slap Chop
Category:Youtube Poop
Category:The Competitive Era
Category:Infomercials
Category:Real People
Category:Camper
Category:Stage Control
Category:Medium-Weight
Category:Neutral
Category:Human
Category:Adults
Category:Male
Category:90's
Category:Israeli
Category:Non-English Speaking
Category:Trap Disabler