The Wench's Road

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==Blurb (Short Episode Description)==
In this not safe for work adults-only adventure, Chian and Sadie play the tabletop roleplaying game Sexy Battle Wizards. Intended for mature audiences only. 
==Non Player Characters==
* Edith Embers: hired Sadie and Chian to find Freida.
* Freida Frost: had gone missing through a silver door in the woods and worse, was wearing a beanie. Sadie and Chian found that Ivy Budd had been controlling Freida through her spring season plant magic, and saved Freida from Ivy's influence. 
* Chad Hopkins: Chian sacrificed Chad to the soul separation machine to get through to see Ivy Budd and rescue Freida. It wasn't working fast enough so Chian stabbed him through the heart. Sadie wasn't there for that but later took pity on Chad's soul and, while inviting the separated soul of Anne back in, invited Chad in, too.
* Mittens: a kitten that sits on Shebo's shoulder.
* Shebo Tanner: has a kitten named Mittens who sits on her shoulder. Shebo told Chian and Sadie that she had no friends and was lonely, so Chian asked the party host Cain Waters if Shebo could join the party, and Cain said yes, and Sadie and Chian helped Shebo find a place she was valued, on the kickball team because she's strong. Later, Ivy Budd was about to sacrifice Shebo to separate Frieda's soul from her body, but Chian and Sadie interfered, resulting in Shebo escaping with her life, albeit a broken arm.
* Cain Waters: a party host who seemed pretty reasonable to Chain and Sadie.
* Ivy Budd: her scheme to use mind control to bring Freida to her, and then sacrifice Shebo to separate Freida's soul from her body, thus weakening winter and increasing spring's influence on all the weather of the year, was thwarted by Chian and Sadie. 
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==Plot Summary==
Edith hired Chian and Sadie to become Sexy Battle Wizards and go find Freida Frost, who was missing and worse, wearing a beanie. Freida was last seen going through a magical silver door. Edith gave them sexy battle wizard powers and told them they'd respawn back here if they died. Because every problem looks like a nail when you have a hammer, Chian and Sadie tried using their new sexy powers to open the magical door but all they did was feel embarrassed when Chad walked up and was like, "I came here to open the door, but what are you guys doing?" They all went through the door. Chad told them he wanted to go through the door to find a way to charm his love interest into falling in love with him, a plan with a lack of consent that Chian took offense to. Through the door they wandered off the road and into some much. Chian sank willingly, wanting to experience respawning, let herself sink into it and die. This terrified and confused Chad, who ran off. Chian came back and Sadie and Chian found a party. Shebo was outside the party and wanted to participate but was too shy to ask. Chian asked if she could join and the party host said sure. To help her make friends, Sadie encouraged Shebo to think about what she was good at. Shebo said she was strong. So Chian and Sadie helped Shebo join a sports team. They then moved on to a castle guarded by armored guards. They asked if the guards had seen Freida. The guards said yes, she was invited in, but you'd have to go through the sacrifice room to get there. They went into the sacrifice room and, after some thinking, Anne who is a ghost inside Sadie let her soul be separated from Sadie's body so she and Chian could go through. They went through the sacrifice gateway and found Freida Frost, but she was being controlled by Ivy Budd. Ivy intended to sacrifice Shebo to separate Freida's soul from her body so that spring could control more than just the spring time season. Chian and Sadie fought Ivy off, saving Shebo (who suffered a broken arm during the combat) and Freida. Sadie threw crystals into the rock pillars, which smashed the crystals into powder, and Chian concentrated light using her mirror magic on the crystal dust powder to burn it red, orange, green, blue flames on Ivy Budd. During the combat, Chian got exploded and respawned, and to get back through the sacrifice room, stabbed Chad in the heart and killed his body and his soul went into the machine. After defeating Ivy, the green magic vine to Freida's head that the beanie cap had been hiding dissolved, and Freida came back to her senses. She didn't really thank them (that's so Freida). Sadie went back to the sacrifice machine and got Anne's soul back, and also invited Chad so he wouldn't die. 
 
 Category:Episodes Category:Season 2024