Lizard Guy

Lizard Guy is a lizard who's also a guy. He stands up on his hind legs and speaks fluent English (albeit with a very thick New York accent), which is really weird for a lizard, but he doesn't care. Some people say he's actually an Italian Dinosaur, but he's definitely a lizard.
He was born in New York City, specifically Long Island, and is the weird, gangster cousin of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He's not related by blood, but he's an informant of theirs when villains strike. Despite this "good" behavior, Lizard Guy also has a mean streak. He is famous for his infamous TV hijacking/speech, "Drinkin' Outta Cups", which actually provided a lot of terms used in MS Paint Land dialect for whatever reason. This incident affected every TV in United States of UnAmerica and Canada, and also caused every YouTube video to be replaced by D'OC.
After this, he caught the attention of Smoke, a drug kingpin from up in Canada, and asked his two goons to go and try and hire Lizard Guy as a watchdog and correspondent, but they instead ended up warning him of Smoke basically keeping them in slavery, which is no good. Lizard Guy managed to get the hell out of dodge before Smoke showed up at his goons' hotel room. Upon hearing about what they did, he shot The Gray Man in the leg, causing him to walk with a limp for about a month. Thankfully, though, Lizard Guy managed to flee. 
He has stayed on the run ever since. 
== Trivia ==
* His speech is a huge internet funny now, like Dr. Eggman's Announcement.
* We never found the owner of that chair (and, in turn, whose problem it was)
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