Andrew Tate in Bikini Bottom

This is the first episode of The Whimsical Misadventures of Andrew Tate and Gary the Snail starring Chief Keef
==Transcript==
Andrew Tate: yes! I won again! wanna play again?
Mafia gangster #1: boss do you think he's cheating?
Mafia boss: probably, you know what, if he wins again we kidnap him and throw him underwater.
Mafia gangster 2: you got it boss.
[1 hour later]
Andrew Tate: YES! I WON AGAIN! get me a big fat cigar to smoke.
Mafia boss: boys, you know what to do.
[mafia gangsters tie up Andrew Tate and put him in the trunk]
Andrew Tate: hey what the f!ck do you think you're doing huh? Do you know who you're messing with, I'm a top G, now untie me and get me a cigar!
mafia gangster #1: here have a vape
Andrew Tate: get tf outta here with that vape, do some push ups, ain't got no time to vape!
Mafia boss: alright boys drop him off here
Andrew Tate: hey I will find you and kill you if I see your face again!
mafia gangster #2: sure you will pal.
[Andrew Tate gets untied and thrown into the ocean]
Andrew: BASTARDS!
[andrew hits his head on a rock then goes unconscious]
meanwhile
Chief Keef: hey yo wassup it's chief keef here on this cartoon buy my albums alright? 
[gary the snail finds Andrew Tate unconscious and wakes him up]
Andrew Tate: huh? Shshshusie
Gary: meow
Andrew Tate: AAAAAAAAAHH A TALKING SNAIL!
Gary: MEOW! (HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A TALKING SNAIL BEFORE DUMB@SS?)
Andrew Tate: Look man you gotta help me, some mafia guys threw me down here and I need to get back to take my revenge!
Gary: meow meow (pal those mafia guys will keep giving you trouble if you don't get ready, stay here in Bikini Bottom for a while before you get back there to take your revenge)
Andrew: PWAHAHAHAHAH WHAT MORON NAMED THIS CITY BIKINI BOTTOM LOL LMAO LMFAO KEK
Gary: meow (idk but if you want to get rid of those mafia guys you'll need me)
Andrew: you know them?
Gary: meow meow meow (yeah you could say that, stupid mfs scammed me and now I'm so poor, hey come and live with me at my house, we can live together)
Andrew: sure, I'll be needing it right now. Also you got a cigar?
Gary: meow (cigars are banned in bikini bottom)
Andrew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! maybe depression does exist.
Gary: meow (get over yourself here smoke these candy cigarettes)
Andrew: you've gotta be kidding me, I already hate it here, I need to get back to Romania!
gary: meow (look pal you take one step out of here you'll be killed by those mafia people, they think you're dead and if they find out you're alive, it ain't gonna be pretty)
Andrew: ah fine, but we gotta find a way to live here, maybe we can take over bikini bottom
gary: meow (yeah that's a good idea, we should start by robbing the bank of bikini bottom, and after that we can take over this city and it'll be ours!)
Andrew: hm maybe this will work out after all, also why am I not dying underwater.
gary: MEOW! (are you kidding, you are motherflipping Andrew Tate you can do anything you want!)
Andrew Tate: no freaking way does this mean I can fly?
[andrew runs outside to fly]
andrew: I believe I can f- [falls]
gary: meow (nah I'm kidding you can breathe because I fed you some slightly overcooked popcorn which can make humans breathe underwater for some reason)
andrew: well I'll be darned. Do you have any coffee?
gary: meow (yeah top left pantry)
andrew: hm it must be this bag with the picture of a snail or this bag with the picture of the coffee bean, let's try the snail one.
[Andrew Tate makes coffee with Gary's snail food]
andrew: hmm yeah this is pretty good coffee!
gary: meow (you nitwit that's my snail food not coffee, you just admitted to liking snail food lol)
andrew: well crap... when do you wanna do the bank heist?
gary: meow (let's do it tomorrow in the next episode)
Andrew: alright bet
chief keef: yo it's your boy chief keef chiefing and keefin' tune in for the next episode where Andrew Tate and Gary the snail rob a bank you feel me dawg?
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