JOY LAND

Hello kiddies.  Are you all ready to visit a SCREAM PARK?  Good, because that's the SLOPIC of tonight's EERIE-OFFERING Heh-Heh-Heh-Heh! 
Two teenage boys rode bikes along the side of a road, in east-North Carolina.  It was a morning in 1958 and they were laughing, until they saw an abandoned theme park.  "Hey, Carl, let's check it out!" one teenage boy said to the other.  Alright, man" Carl replied.  They parked their bikes at the entrance and entered the park.  The sign up, above the gates read, "JOY LAND" in dark-green, capital-letters.  
Carl and his friend explored Joy Land, seeing an old ferris wheel and an old, old merry-go-round, among rotted-out booths and a decayed roller-coaster.  "Wow!  What do y'all think of this place, John?" Carl asked his friend.  "Rotted but cool" John answered.  As John and Carl walked around the roller-coaster, they found a yellow and green-striped tent.  "Cool, look at this John" Carl said.  "Neat tent Carl" he replied.  There was a high-pitched voice suddenly from inside the tent calling: "hello, please come in fellas!".  John found the opening to the tent and looked in.  Two glowing-green eyes were in the darkness, staring back at him.  The sound of an axe slicing through flesh was heard, as those eyes blinked and stared at him.  The noises of high-pitched growling came from the thing.  John pulled his head out of the tent, screaming.  "MOVE, SOMETHING'S IN THERE MAN!!" John screamed at Carl.  He ran out of Joy Land, followed by Carl and they roade away on their bikes. 
Looks like that creature was just AXING John and Carl to go into that tent, eh, kiddies?  It's ahame John and Carl had to go so quickly, they could have rode the SCARY-GO-ROUND Hee-Hee-Hee!