At The Old Ball Lame

Chris: Hey, Billy left in stupidity, and Katie is celebrating, while Rouge and Sadie are going to kill him. We got two more guest stars. One's from the prehis…..
Bubbie: Hey, ugh, where did I put my stuff?
Chris: You left next to the dock, that's what!
Bubbie: Okay, ugh see ya.
(AT BREAKFAST)
(a microraptor appears in the mess hall)
Guido: Hi, I'm Guido.
Dexter: Hey there, Guido.
Kagome: (off screen) SIT BOY! (minor fissure is felt)
Leshawna: Why did the camera girl just say sit?
Kagome: Because Inuyasha is such a pain.
CC:
Guido: How does she do that?
CC:
Inuyasha: Owwwww, what did Kagome do that for?
Inuyasha: What was that for Kagome?
Flapjack: (off screen) (giggles)
Gwen: What was that?
Starfire: Oh no, it must be a giggle bomb. It giggles, then it blows up.
Bubbie: My baby doesn't blow up, he's just exciting to be on the show is all.
Inuyasha: What bomb?
Stafire: It's a giggle bomb. WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Kagome: Sit boy! (Inuyasha falls down painfully) Don't you dare ask a stupid question like that.
Flapjack: (giggles) Funny.
Starfire: Wait a sec, giggle bombs don't talk.
(Chris and Flapjack enter the mess hall)
Guido: Who is he?
Kagome: A guest star, like you.
Blossom: He means the name.
Flapjack: I'm Flapjack.
Chris: Incase you've noticed, Inuyasha and Kagome are our camera crew, Guido and Flapjack are our guest stars today, and Numbah Two made Flapjack late.
Numbuh Two: What, it wasn't my fault.
Numbuh One: Shut it, Numbuh Two.
Chris: Today's challenge is what we call baseball. Hope you all brought your helmets.
Izzy: E-Scope always brings her helmet. Ya, you see this dent? I got it from skydiving and I had like amnesia for three weeks by hitting my head off a rock.
Flapjack: That sounds adventurious, tell me more.
Numbuh Five: Ugh, maybe some other time.
Chris: Ugh, can we just go? By the way, Bubbie's playing.
Bubbie: Boy, you're crazy.
Chris: No.
Jinx: (quietly) Hm, maybe I'll just hex the ball a little bit just so they miss.
Mandy: Hm, what can I do to cheat?
Chris: If you're caught cheating, you're out and possibly kicked off. Flapjack, you're going to be with the stars.
Flapjack: I'm going to be a star. (stars are shown in his eyes)
Chris: And that's leaves Guido as a goat.
Guido: I'm a goat?
Sonic: Yes, you are. (moves right hand that is holding a rose)
Amy: Sonic has a girlfriend?
Cream: But Amy, he found that rose a while ago.
Edurado: Si, it is the truth.
Amy: That's what he and his girlfriend want me to think.
CC:
Jinx: I'll still remember Sonic and that rose.
Jinx: I call pitcher, hope no one disagrees.
Buttercup: Dang it, and I was going to use my fastball.
Chris: Gotham Goats, you are up to bat.
Izzy: E-Scope's going.
Chris: The announcers today are Frankie and her companion Chef.
Frankie: Thanks for the introduction Chris, now we're live from the TDC ballpark. And now to go to Chef for the report.
Chef: Thanks. (Dexter and Jinx's pictures show) It appears that Black Cat will pitch for the Flaming Stars, while Science Boy is pitching for the Gotham Goats.
Jinx: Hope, you're ready for a zinger Goats.
Bloo: The only zinger you're going to pitch is that chessy line.
Chris: Iz, I mean E-Scope will be going first.
Izzy: Come on. Show me what you got.
Jinx: I'll show all right. (throws ball but no one knows it's hexed)
Izzy: It's going to be a hitter. (misses the ball) Huh, where's the ball?
Frankie: Oh, Izzy doesn't even know she missed the ball.
Izzy: I heard that, and it's E-Scope.
Cream: (goes up next) I know your game.
Jinx: Okay then, but I hope you can play. (throws ball and hexes it)
Cream: Oh, I'm so scared. (hits ball and runs to first, Numbuh Five grabs the ball and throws it to Sonic, who misses it because of the rose)
Numbuh Five: What was that for?
Chris: Safe.
Jinx: But how did, huh?
Sonic: I think a secret admirior sent me my good luck charm. (shows rose)
Amy: (gets angry)
Numbuh One: I'm up.
Amy: No I'm up! (pushes Numbuh One away)
Chef: Oh, it looks like a change in players.
Guido: What's with her?
Edurado: She's a cranky pants.
Amy: Now, you better get ready.
Jinx: (throws ball and jinxes it but Amy hits it and hits Sonic in the head)
Amy: That's for getting a girlfriend you two-timer!
Cream: Oh, that's gonna leave a mark.
Blossom: You can say that again.
(skips to bottom of the first)
Frankie: Now pitching, Dexter.
CC:
Dexter: I can do this.
Dexter: (throws ball but Panini hits it and Guido catches it)
Chris: She's out. Next up is Sonic.
Sonic: (picks up bat) This bat is kinda heavy.
(skips to the bottom of the eighth inning)
Frankie: (sips coffee) Okay we are going to the eighth inni…. (falls asleep)
Chef: Thaks Frankster. Looks like the Goats don't stand a chance after Adventure Boy's grand slam.
Flapjack: Adventure. Adventure. Ow my arm hurts.
Bubbie: Don't worry, I'll take your place baby.
Leshawna: That whale of a tale ain't gonna stand a chance with us.
Bubbie: Don't you talk that way to me.
Leshawna: Oh, I can talk any way I want to, ain't me having blubber in my trunk.
Bubbie: Oh, you did not just say I have blubber on my butt. I'm going to smack it into that two timer's face.( Bubbie hits the ball in Leshawna's face and gets a hit)
Chris: Okay, this is taking way too long. Stars win. Goats lose.
(AT BONFIRE)
Chris: (shows one cookie) Only I, ugh E-Scope and Amy are left.
Amy: Shut up and give me the cookie already.
Izzy: No, let Chris announce, the audience has a suppense.
Chris: And it's Izz, I mean E-Scope who is safe.
Izzy: I knew it. That Amy is too much of a hot head to get a cookie.
Amy: Edurado, Cream, did you vote me off?
Cream: You were a hot head so yes.
Edurado: (scared) Uh, si.
Amy: And I called my friends. I hope you find a new friend. (hmmph)
Cream: Ed, who are we going to have for another best friend now?
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