Theo’s Speech Therapy for Pets and Beasts

Have you ever been frustrated that no matter how many times you explain something to your cat, dog, or other pet/animal, it never seems to listen? That’s because animals don’t understand language, you dumbo. But, if you bring em’ on down to Theo’s Speech Therapy for Pets and Beasts, your troubles will be no more! Not only can our crack team teach your animal to understand what you say, we can teach them how to talk back to you, so you never have to wonder why they’re making all that racket again!
Service
Name 	Cost 	Description
Behavior Training 	50 GP 	Turn any Ill tempered pet into a sweet as pie fluffball
Aggression Training 	50 GP 	your pet licks Burglars instead of Mauling them? Say no more, we will get your 
sweety to become a Terror in no time
Language Understanding	150 GP	We can make your pet understand a Language of your choice
Speak Therapy 	300 GP	We can Teach your Pet how to Speak 1 Language. (Can only be done once)