Transcripts/It Ain't Easy Being Breezies

:Fluttershy: Okay, everypony. As you know, the adorable fairy creatures known as Breezies are about to come through Ponyville.
:Pinkie Pie: Yes! Ooh, it's so exciting! Ah! I can't wait for Rainbow Dash to make the breeze for them so I can see how cute they are up close!
:Rainbow Dash: I've never done it before, not that I won't be totally awesome at it, because I totally will!
:Fluttershy: And that breeze is very important, but so is cheering on those teeny-tiny little things, so they have the confidence to ride that breeze to their native land. Did I mention how tiny they are? So tiny! I was thinking we could do a special Breezie cheer!
:Pinkie Pie: I love cheers!
:Fluttershy: But these cheers should be quiet cheers. We don't want to startle them. They need to be able to concentrate. Why don't we try it? You can do it, Breezies.
:Rest of main cast: [shouting] You can do it, Breezies!
:Fluttershy: Oh, my.
:Applejack: Heh, sorry, Fluttershy. I had no idea how hard it was to do a cheer quietly.
:Fluttershy: Oh, it's okay. Quiet doesn't come naturally for everypony. Let's try it again.
:Rest of main cast: [quieter but still loudly] You can do it, Breezies!
:Fluttershy: Perhaps just a little bit quieter.
:Rest of main cast: [quieter] You can do it, Breezies!
:Fluttershy: Just a little quieter.
:Rest of main cast: [practically whispering] You can do it, Breezies!
:Fluttershy: [loudly] Perfect! Oh, um, I mean... yay.
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:[mariachi music playing]
:[wind blowing]
:Rainbow Dash: That's too strong! We gotta slow this breeze down or we're gonna blow those Breezies apart!
:Mr. Cake: What I don't understand is why they need the Pegasi to make a breeze for them.
:Fluttershy: Well, you see, it's the breeze that activates the Breezies' magic, and that magic protects the pollen they're carrying from being destroyed.
:Mr. Cake: So, no breeze means no magic means the pollen goes bad?
:Fluttershy: That's right! And they only have two days to get that pollen back before the portal to their home closes. That's why it's ever-so-important that we help them make their way through Ponyville safely.
:Mrs. Cake: We certainly wouldn't want to scare them and divert them from their path!
:Fluttershy: Now you understand.
:Mr. Cake: Hm, you certainly know a lot about them.
:Fluttershy: Oh, thank you. I went to see them gathering their pollen in Western Equestria. Um, Rarity? I, uh, hate to weigh in with you when it comes to fashion, but...
:Rarity: Oh, there's too much purple on this, isn't there? I knew it! But Twilight refused to admit it.
:Twilight Sparkle: What?! I-
:Fluttershy: Oh, no-no-no-no-no. It's the perfect amount of purple. It's just that there's an awful lot of sequins on your jacket.
:Rarity: Oh, darling, please! One can never have too many sequins! [chuckles]
:Fluttershy: You can if they reflect the sun, and the light catches a group of Breezies right in their eyes, and blinds them long enough to get them off their course so they never get home!
:Rarity: I stand corrected! I suppose there is the rare instance where one can have too many sequins. I'll just take off my jacket. I suppose this won't do either?
:Twilight Sparkle: [whispering] Everypony, it's time. Please welcome... the Breezies!
:Applejack: They're as cute as Apple Bloom on the day she was born.
:Rarity: And would you look at those adorable little packs they carry their pollen in?
:Seabreeze: Lun! Arshen aifok!
:Pinkie Pie: So... cute! Can't... take... it!
:Spike: [grunts] [hushed] Pinkie Pie, can I hop on you so I can see the Breezies?
:Pinkie Pie: [hushed, straining] May explode!
:[thunk]
:[wind blows]
:Spike: Oh, no!
:Breezies: [panicking]
:Crowd: [gasps]
:Rainbow Dash: Slow down the breeze for the other group to catch up!
:Cloud Chaser: They're too far back! We can't connect the breeze to both sets of Breezies!
:Rainbow Dash: What if we speed it up?
:Flitter: Then the first group'll be going too fast, and they'll get separated from each other!
:Breezies: [panicking]
:Breezies: [panicking]
:Seabreeze: Tanagretu nik mir! Maisegu de piripa!
:Fluttershy: [gasps]
:Seabreeze: Mekenar stuf!
:Fluttershy: He's right! You must all gather as close as you possibly can!
:Crowd: [cheering]
:Seabreeze: Mugudi saikendus?
:Fluttershy: Oh, I understand the language of all kinds of creatures!
:Seabreeze: You must be so proud.
:Fluttershy: And you speak my language too?
:Seabreeze: I can. This lot can only understand you. Clearly, they're not the brightest bunch around.
:Breezies: [shouts of indignation]
:Pinkie Pie: That was amazing!
:Rainbow Dash: I'm sorry we couldn't get a breeze going that would get them back to the others.
:Fluttershy: Oh, it's not your fault.
:Twilight Sparkle: I, for one, am very proud of you, Fluttershy. Leaping into action like that.
:Rarity: I feel like I should design you a special hero's gown! Heh... Or a sash. At least a sash.
:Spike: Okay, okay, okay! I know what you're all thinking! Why don't you just say it?! [crying] I'm sorry! This is all my fault! I'm so, so sorry!
:Fluttershy: Oh, Spike, it's okay! It could have happened to any one of us.
:Spike: Okay... Thank you!
:Breezies: [shouting]
:Spike: Uh... I'm... just... gonna stay over here.
:Rainbow Dash: So, Fluttershy, you want us to get the breeze going again so these little guys can get a move on?
:Breezies: [cries of protest]
:Fluttershy: Maybe we should wait just a moment or so. They've been through so much...
:Rainbow Dash: Just gimme the word when you think they're ready.
:Angel: [whimpers]
:Fluttershy: Oh, my, Twirly, you look like you need a blanket.
:Twirly: Sanken
:Fluttershy: Oh, no problem.
:Breezie: Malenki?
:Fluttershy: Oh, did you need some more water?
:Breezie: [slurps]
:Fluttershy: Now, who else needed a hoof-knitted sweater?
:Breezies: [cheering]
:Applejack: Hey there! Can we come in?
:Fluttershy: Oh, of course! But watch your step!
:Applejack: Oop, sorry about that, little one.
:Twilight Sparkle: We just wanted to see if you thought the Breezies were ready to give it another try.
:Fluttershy: Has it been an hour already? Oh, my goodness! Time flies when you're making sure little creatures don't feel that you're abandoning them to the cruel world.
:Twilight Sparkle: But they're not going to a cruel world, right? They're going home.
:Fluttershy: Oh, yes, that's right!
:Breezies: [cries of protest]
:Fluttershy: On second thought, I don't think they're quite ready.
:Seabreeze: Supa laipas data kurpa! Mise neku ersken laika maur! Siripat sulat!
:Applejack: Uh... what did he say?
:Fluttershy: I'd... rather not say.
:Applejack: Okay, well, I'm sure you know what you're doin'. No one knows rare magical creatures like you do.
:Twilight Sparkle: We'll just wait for your word.
:Fluttershy: Thank you. I'll be in touch very soon.
:[door closes]
:Seabreeze: We need to go now, or we will never get home! I wish we did not need that stupid breeze to activate our magic, or I would just force you all to fly home right now! Why do we have to need magic to keep our pollen safe?
:Fluttershy: Um, now, Seabreeze-
:Seabreeze: Why are you giving in to these wimps?! If they had not been so scared in the first place, this never would have happened!
:Fluttershy: But that is just not true, Seabreeze. It was because of a leaf, and you know that!
:Seabreeze: Oh, please! They have no idea what they're doing out there! Like you said, we need as much time as we can get because they are so incompetent!
:Fluttershy: Well, I didn't say that exactly now, did I?
:Seabreeze: Hmph!
:Fluttershy: Oh, well, maybe a snack will lighten the mood.
:Breezies: [coos of interest]
:Breezies: [chewing]
:Breezie: [burp] Mi fargen.
:Fluttershy: You're excused. Well, my Breezies, I think we can all agree that now that you've eaten and you have a little energy going in your breezy bodies, you're strong enough to face the breeze! I've loved having you here, and I hope I've made you all feel loved and special. But you have to go. Nopony here will deny that-
:Seabreeze: There is nothing special about these losers! They cannot handle a simple breeze home! If they could just stick with the program and listen to me, we would be safe! At home! Home, where every Breezie is like us! [sighs]
:Fluttershy: Okay, well, a confusing pep-talk, but nonetheless. I do know that if you don't leave soon, you may never make it back, and that would be terrible!
:Breezie: [sneezes] Merte marshken farde.
:Twirly: [coughs] Merki marshken plumatu.
:Fluttershy: I had no idea you all have colds! Really? All of you?
:Breezies: [coughing]
:Fluttershy: Oh, dear. I can't let you go out there sick! What kind of a friend would I be if I made you go now?
:Breezies: [excited chattering]
:Seabreeze: D'oh! Irde turten manes pudenhel! Nievo ut! Parde tarmen!
:[knocking]
:Rainbow Dash: Hey, Fluttershy, just wondering if the Breezies are ready to go yet. Clock's kinda ticking for them to make it back before the door closes on their home.
:Fluttershy: Oh, yes. I mean, not quite. Um, maybe just a few more minutes?
:[door closes]
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, alright.
:Flitter: We wait too much longer, we'll have to create such a strong breeze, it may be more than they can handle.
:Rainbow Dash: We just have to trust Fluttershy. She must know what she's doing.
:Breezies: [excited chattering]
:[saxophone playing]
:[crash]
:Breezies: Aww!
:Seabreeze: Why are you spending your time on this?! I will never get home!
:Fluttershy: Breezies, I must say, Seabreeze has a point. I think it's time for me to get Rainbow Dash and her friends so they can create the breeze for you to get home.
:Breezies: [dismayed shouts]
:Fluttershy: Ooh... You're all awfully anxious... Oh, I don't want you to feel abandoned, or that I wasn't the most kind host I could possibly be...
:Twirly: Adoshen papan gorn.
:Fluttershy: Oh, yes, that does make sense... Seabreeze, do you think you could wait just a couple more hou- Seabreeze? Seabreeze? Has anypony seen Seabreeze? [gasps] Where's he going? There's no way he can handle being out there on his own!
:[wind blows]
:Seabreeze: Ah! Ah! Ah! Blusken! Ah! Ah! Arge nusen! Uf! Osemi! Ah! Narsken! Noi serenda! Ah!
:[series of thumps]
:Seabreeze: Ah! Gah! Ah! Kesino! Uu! Tu ge! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Miuse konda!
:[squeak]
:[bees buzzing]
:Seabreeze: Vaior uskren! Yavaya...
:[bees buzzing]
:Seabreeze: Ibeku-u-u! Ah, sa-sabada!
:Fluttershy: Excuse me, bees? Can you please back off my Breezie friend? He didn't mean any harm. It was just an accident. I'm working on a bee-type dance and was hoping you could help me? Does this bring to mind any images for you? Perhaps a bee? Excuse me! I have done nothing but be kind, but I guess that is not working! You bees know better than to hurt a helpless Breezie! I demand that you go away now, or you'll have to answer to me!
:Seabreeze: Menkyulen. Thank you! Thank you so much! Thank you for coming after me!
:Fluttershy: Of course. You could've gotten seriously hurt out there. Ponyville is much too dangerous for you. One tiny acorn is a threat!
:Seabreeze: Yeah, I know! That is one reason why I have been trying to get us to go from the beginning!
:Fluttershy: Oh, my goodness. I was just trying not to hurt any creature's feelings, but my displays of kindness may have cost you everything... [gasps] Time is running out, and you may never make it home!
:Seabreeze: That is exactly what I have been telling all of them! But they do not listen to me! Nobreezie ever listens to me!
:Fluttershy: Seabreeze, I understand your feelings are hurt, but it's hard for them to hear you when you're shouting and being mean. The message doesn't get across.
:Seabreeze: But what about those bees? You were not nice to them, and that was the only way they listened!
:Fluttershy: Yes, but they had to go, and they wouldn't listen to me any other way. We need to go, now!
:Fluttershy: My dear Breezies, I had to rescue Seabreeze from serious harm, and now I know more than ever that you must leave before it's too late! You would never survive in Ponyville.
:Breezies: Erski parli polin!
:Fluttershy: I can't help you any more. In fact, I wasn't helping you at all by being nice. Oh... But the truth of the matter is that I must be firm! You must go, now! [sniffs] [crying]
:[door closes]
:[wind blowing]
:Rainbow Dash: It's too strong!
:Flitter: I can't do it any lighter!
:Cloud Chaser: Neither can I!
:Rainbow Dash: Fly back! I'm gonna try and see if I can slow it down. Now it's too light! Oh, this will never get them home!
:Fluttershy: Oh, my. Maybe it's because there are too few of them. When they started their journey, there was more of them to face the breeze together.
:Twilight Sparkle: I've been studying an old spell book from the Castle of the Two Sisters. There's a spell that I think could help us! This is probably gonna feel a little funny at first, but you're gonna have to trust me.
:Pinkie Pie: I love new ideas that make me feel funny at first!
:Fluttershy: [gasps]
:Rarity: [gasps]
:Pinkie Pie: [giggles]
:Main cast: [excited noises]
:Fluttershy: Maifo flai batendud! [high-pitched] Um, I mean, let's go!
:[wind blowing]
:Breezette: Marskin farskin.
:Breezie: Metar.
:Seabreeze: You can do this! I am sorry for how I treated you before! It was not right that I called you names! I did not even really believe those things I said! I was worried we would never get back to our home, and I lashed out... I know you can do this! I believe in you! Hold on to me, let us join the group!
:[wind blowing]
:Main cast: [gasps]
:Rainbow Dash: [high-pitched] Holy mini-sized paradise!
:Rarity: [high-pitched] This is simply beautiful! So much inspiration. Where's my sketchpad when I need it?
:Pinkie Pie: [high-pitched] So...stinkin'...cute!
:Breezies: [commotion]
:Applejack: [high-pitched] You okay, Fluttershy?
:Fluttershy: [high-pitched] I'm just so very happy they got to be reunited with their family!
:Breezies: [commotion]
:Rarity: [high-pitched] We'd better get going before the entrance- well, exit for us, closes.
:Fluttershy: [high-pitched] Goodbye, Breezies. I must go now.
:Seabreeze: To remember us by.
:Fluttershy: [high-pitched] Thank you! I'll miss you. I'll miss all of you! [voiceover, normal] My experiences with the Breezies have helped me to see that kindness can take many forms, and sometimes being too kind can actually keep a friend from doing what they need to do. Pushing them away may seem cruel, but it's sometimes the kindest thing you can do.
:Rainbow Dash: [high-pitched] Whoa! That was a close one!
:Applejack and Rarity: [agreeing]
:Twilight Sparkle: [high-pitched] Okay, gather round.
:[magic zaps]
:Rainbow Dash: So, uh, I've always kinda wondered what it would be like to be a griffon.
:Twilight Sparkle: Not a chance.
:Rainbow Dash: You sure? What about a dragon? No? It doesn't have to shoot fire!
:[credits]
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