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=== So I got all your comments about translating the prophecy from the Jade Mountain Prophecy page on the WoF wiki, and compiled them into one big document. They’re pretty hilarious. Here they are: ===
(Mine)Focus on the darkness of the foxes
Beware of hostages
Brand power, talent,
Be careful not to imagine yourself.
Everything shook the world
Something was burning
The smoke turned to hell
Unless you find a city that has disappeared overnight.
Look at the head of the nest (why?)
Follow those who dream, (ok that's FRIGGIN EVERYONE)
Check out Fire Talon, (where? is that a show?)
Look at people who are not. (so look at people not seeing Fire Talon?)
Something is moving down. (What is it?)
The thing is to burn a fire. (Uh WHAT? WHERE? WHEN?)
Tamayama falls in the air and falls (Is that what's burned?)
Unless you find that lost place at night. (so find Tamayama at night. Ok)
(Me responding)
Beware of the darkness of the dragon,
Beware of the dream catcher,
Watch out for the claws of power and firepower,
Beware of people who look different from her.
Something that shakes the earth
Something about to burn.
Yushan will fall under lightning and ice
Unless you find the lost night city.
Beware the dark dragons; Beware the stalker dreams; Do not fight against the claw And take heed to yourselves: If can not die. So that land. And on the ground. Jade Mountain ice and snow do not fall into the word of God During the night, the city can not be lost.
Watch out for the darkness of the dragons,
Look at stalker of dreams,
Look at the heels of power and fire,
Beware of what is not what it seems.
Something travels to shake the earth.
Something is about to get you off the ground.
The mountain of Jade falls under the thunder and the ice
Unless the lost city at night can be found
Watch out for the darkness of the dragon, watch out for the evil of dreams, Watch out for power and fire talents, Watch out for someone who doesn't think so. Something is shaking the earth, something that can scare the earth. Jade Mountain will fall under lightning and ice unless the lost city is found at night.
Watch out for the dragon in the dark
Watch out for the storm of dreams
Beware of power and fire.
Be careful if you don't like it.
Something is shaking the earth
Something is burning.
Edenberg was hit by a thunderstorm
If you can not find the city lost at night.
Be aware of the darkness of the dragon,
Beware of dream,
Watch out for the claws of power and fire,
Be careful though it doesn't look like it.
Something that shakes the ground,
Something about to burn.
Yushan will become thunder and ice
If you can't find the city of the lost night.
Beware the dark ones,
Beware of builders dream,
Beware of electrical and fire tale,
Beware of people who do not like that look.
There are going to shake the earth.
There is one thing that I want to absorb the ground.
Jade Mountain will thunder down on the ice
Unless the city had lost the night can be found.
Beware of dark snakes:
Beware the stalker dreams;
Beware of strength claw fire
Take heed to the things that are, it seems, there is no one.
Shake off that something has come out of the land,
Something will come unto him to scorch the earth.
Jade Mountain voices do not fall under the ice
At night, the city cannot be lost.
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