ひょうきんなリンダと沈む星 (Hyoukin na Linda to Shizumu Hoshi)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
神様を泣かせた私たちの 	kamisama o nakaseta watashitachi no 	We made God cry,
街は毎日沈んでいく 	machi wa mainichi shizunde iku 	That's why our town is sinking day by day
捨てられて荒れるこの星で 	suterarete areru kono hoshi de 	On this wasted and lost planet,
私は愉快に過ごすのだ！ 	watashi wa yukai ni sugosu no da! 	I'm enjoying my day!
 	 	
文明を持ちつつあるサメだ 	bunmei o mochitsutsu aru same da 	Look at those sharks, building their civilization
通分ができるくらい賢い 	tsuubun ga dekiru kurai kashikoi 	They are so smart that they can even find common denominators
サメ拷問絵本を描いて 	samegoumon ehon o egaite 	So I'll draw a picture book in which they're tortured
ワンワン泣かせてやるのだ！ 	wanwan nakasete yaru no da! 	And make them burst into tears!
 	 	
熱意はあるが才能のない漁師だ 	netsui wa aru ga sainou no nai ryoushi da	Look at that enthusiastic but untalented fisherman
もう人でもいいから捕まえたい 	mou hito demo ii kara tsukamaetai 	He wants to capture whatever, even if it's a human.
網でハムみたいに縛って 	ami de hamu mitai ni shibatte 	So I'll capture him with a net and bind him like a ham
魚のエサにしてやるぞ！ 	sakana no esa ni shite yaru zo! 	And I'll feed him to the fishes!
 	 	
陸を求める台風だ 	riku o motomeru taifuu da 	Look at the typhoon searching for land desperately
上陸できるとモテるらしい 	jouriku dekiru to moterurashii 	He believes that if he can make a landing, he'll be popular
彼とラブラブの写真を見せつけて 	kare to raburabu no shashin o misetsukete	So I'll show off my picture with my darling
自信を失くさせてやるのだ！ 	jishin o nakusasete yaru no da! 	And I'll make him lose confidence!
 	 	
日々を彩る愉快なトラブル 	hibi o irodoru yukai na toraburu 	A pleasant bit of trouble coloring the days
撃退するのも楽しいし 	gekitai suru no mo tanoshii shi 	Even driving them away is fun
街が沈んでいるって 	machi ga shizunde iru tte 	The town may be sinking right now,
駅近にあるくらい好条件 	ekikachi ni aru kurai koujouken 	but hey, at least I'm close to the station.
神様を泣かせた私たちの 	kamisama o nakaseta watashitachi no 	We made God cry
街は毎日沈んでいく 	machi wa mainichi shizunde iku 	That's why our town is sinking day by day
広い空にガハハと笑って 	hiroi sora ni gahaha to waratte 	Laughing into the wide sky
今日もこの街を独り占め 	kyou mo kono machi o hitorijime 	Today I'm monopolizing the city again
 	 	
意地でも出てこない引きこもりだ 	iji demo detekonai hikikomori da 	Look at that hikikomori who doesn't want to move
ドロドロのラノベを熟読中 	dorodoro no ranobe o jukudokuchuu 	Reading soggy light novels
ゴーグルにペンで写経して 	googuru ni pen de shakyou shite 	So I'll transcribe a sutra on his goggles,
真理を悟らせてやるぞ！ 	shinri o satorasete yaru zo! 	And make him awaken to the truth!
 	 	
悪意より寂しさが勝る海賊 	akui yori sabishisa ga masaru kaizoku 	Look at that pirate, his loneliness outweighs his malice
人を襲うよりトランプしたい 	hito o osou yori toranpu shitai 	He wants to play cards rather than attack people
フックでジョーカーに穴を開け 	fukku de jookaa ni ana o ake 	So I'll make holes on the Joker by using his hook
もう遊べなくしてやるぞ！ 	mou asobenaku shite yaru zo! 	And take away his chance to play!
 	 	
私を迎えにきた救助船 	watashi o mukae ni kita kyuujosen 	Look at the rescue ship that came for me
異星に運んでくれるらしい 	isei ni hakonde kurerurashii 	Apparently, they're here to take me to a new planet
ロケランを情け容赦無くブチかまし 	rokeran o nasake youshanaku buchi kamashi	But I'll launch an RPG with no mercy
トラウマを植え付けるのだ！ 	torauma o uetsukeru no da! 	And make them suffer from trauma!
 	 	
日々を彩る愉快なトラブル 	hibi o irodoru yukai na toraburu 	A pleasant bit of trouble coloring the days
撃退するのも楽しいし 	gekitai suru no mo tanoshii shi 	Even driving them away is fun
街が沈んでないって 	machi ga shizundenai tte 	The town may not be sinking right now,
コンビニがないくらい悪条件 	konbini ga nai kurai akujouken 	but there's no convenience store, so that's a drawback.
神様を泣かせた私たちの 	kamisama o nakaseta watashitachi no 	We made God cry
街は毎日沈んでいく 	machi wa mainichi shizunde iku 	That's why our town is sinking day by day
広い空にガハハと笑って 	hiroi sora ni gahaha to waratte 	Laughing into the wide sky
今日もこの街を独り占め 	kyou mo kono machi o hitorijime 	Today I'm monopolizing the city again
 	 	
夜は少しだけ潜って 	yoru wa sukoshi dake mogutte 	I dive a little at night
君に会いにいく 	kimi ni ai ni iku 	I'm going to see you
君を置いてはいけないよ 	kimi o oite wa ikenai yo 	I can't leave you
ここにしか居られない君を 	koko ni shika irarenai kimi o 	Because you can only be here
水にも埋まったくらい 	mizu ni mo umatta kurai 	Even if the water buries you
誤差の範囲だよ 	gosa no han'i da yo 	There's not much difference
 	 	
笑ってよ　神様 	waratte yo kamisama 	Laugh, God
大切なんだ 	taisetsu nanda 	It's important
こんな楽しく暮らしてるから 	konna tanoshiku kurashiteru kara 	I'm living with so much fun
きっと見ててよね 	kitto mitete yo ne 	I'm sure you'll see it
 	 	
浮き浮きと浮かれて暮らしながら 	ukiuki to ukarete kurashinagara 	As I live happily floating
街は毎日沈んでいく 	machi wa mainichi shizunde iku 	While our town is sinking day by day
広い空にガハハと笑って 	hiroi sora ni gahaha to waratte 	Laughing into the wide sky
明日もこの街を独り占め 	ashita mo kono machi o hitorijime 	Tomorrow I will monopolize the city again
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