Sunnyside Up (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== How I Love My Nemesis ==
How I Love My Nemesis Plays
Dash and Smash: "Ohh......"
Dash: "Eggman is a man who caused lots of harm to every city
That he goes to, yes, that's true!"
Smash: "But he broke us out of our mundane life, due to his atrocities
So Eggy, for saving us from boredom, we love you!"
Dash and Smash: "Oh, how we love our nemesis, he made us less bored!
Because of him our life will never be any more mundane!
If we don't prove ourselves to our parents, we ain't singing another chord!
Come join our battles! They're insane!"
The crowd cheered for the two
== Ring Intro ==
Flash: she sits on one of the 8 rings while eating a chili dog "Let the show begin."
Dash: "You said it, sis!"
Bash, Crash, and Smash: they pull the title card out of the ground
== Episode ==
Dash: "Dad! Mom! Help! I'm suffering from boredom!"
Smash: "Yeah, there are so many things we will dislike after doing them everyday for 2 years. And it can get boring."
Amy: "Well, I made you do those things so that you can learn to be good kids."
Smash: "What a pity. You failed at doing so so hard. You made us all do it for so long that we want to do something different."
Sonic: "Amy, this is what I told you. Authoritative parenting is not always the best. It isn't as bad as being an authoritarian, though."
Amy: "But it is the best most of the time, right?"
Sonic: "Yes. But I prefer to be permissive. After all, I am the icon of freedom."
Amy: "It got our kids in trouble. Remember the time where you let them break the laws you thought were corrupt?"
Sonic: "It's my philosophy. Don't let anything prohibit you from doing what's right."
Amy: "And I took your advice and disciplined my kids."
Dash: "How about we fight Eggman all by ourselves?"
Flash: "Stopping a plan of his by yourself? Not a bad idea, Dash."
Bash: he nodded
Crash: "Mom, can you please let us?"
Amy: "No! It's too dangerous! You don't have much experience in fighting yet."
Flash: "Can I redeem-"
Amy: "Despite the few good qualities Eggman has, he is irredeemable and caused nothing but harm to not just me, but my friends."
Sonic: "But you could love to be his enemy. How about that?"
Amy: "Sonic, what are you-"
Sonic: "Yes, I'm letting my kids be Eggman's enemy while loving to be just that."
Amy: "Kids-"
Dash: "Mom, Dad did what he thought was right, and that's also what we think is right too! Bye!"
The 5 kids ran to Acorn Palace
Dash: "Queen Sally Acorn, can we fight Eggman?"
Sally: "Dash? Smash? And your siblings?"
Flash: "We'll defeat him in a flash. Get it? Because my name is Flash?"
Trip: "Isn't Flash a boy's name?"
Sally: "There's no such thing as gender-specific names."
Crash: "What's Eggman's new plan?"
Sally: "Uhh....."
All Freedom Fighters: "Uhh....."
Smash: "Will you please tell us already?"
Sally: "OK, fine! The reason we don't want to say it is because this is gonna be a suicide mission for you!"
Dash: "Come on, Sal, nothing is impossible if I, my brothers, and my sisters stick together."
Sally: "Fine. Eggman is planning to move the sun closer to Mobius."
Dash: he gasps "Isn't that gonna-"
Smash: "Kill us? Oh, please, he wouldn't do that. He wants to take over this world, and destroying it wouldn't be something he would do if he wants to conquer it."
Sally: "How is moving the sun closer to Mobius supposed to not-"
Smash: "He probably wouldn't move it too much. He would move it just enough to make all Mobians thirsty so that he can roboticize them quickly and so that they don't have the energy to fight."
Sally: "I don't know if that's better or worse."
Smash: "It's better, you moron. At least Goldie would survive due to her getting water and ice powers."
Sally: "That insult was unnecessary."
Dash: "Let's just do it to it."
Sally: "Oh, you're determined, kids! I love that! Your parents were icons of determination too. But I want you to be safe, because you're kids, and you have a generation to serve in your future, so I want you safe."
Smash: "But will we be able to be one of the greatest heroes of the future generation if we don't stop plans like these?"
Sally: "Good point. Just go ahead."
Eggman's Base
Rob: "Dash, Smash, and siblings, this is where it all ends."
Smash: "It just started."
Rob: "But it will also end here, because we are gonna defeat you!"
Smash: "Why are you working for Eggman?"
Riley: "We're not this time. He's gone way too far. Let's bust some robots. We can get the materials from their remains. However, we can't bust them after I and Rob train with you, of course."
Dash: "Training?"
Crash: "Just get them already! Your guns are powerful!"
Rob: "He's right."
Riley: "Let's bust robots so that we can make all the machines we want."
Flash: "We get Eggman himself."
The 5 run through the horde of robots while Rob and Riley destroy them
Eggman: "Time to move the sun closer to Mobius!" he was about to press the Plasma Magnet button
Bash: he threw a hammer at Eggman
Eggman: "What? It's you, kids!"
Dash: "Surrender, Eggman! Or else you're gonna be cracked!"
Smash: "Hey! That was supposed to be my line, because I have strength, and you have speed! Shouldn't you say something about scrambling him?"
Dash: "Oh, right. Surrender, Eggman! Or else you're gonna be scrambled!"
Smash: "And cracked."
Sage: "Father, why didn't you press the button while they were doing some talking?"
Eggman: "Because I love how they talk. How about YOU? I need to program every robot in this room to press the button and attack you."
Smash: "Why do you want to move the sun closer to Mobius anyway? Daytime will be the only day."
Eggman: "To make the Mobians suffer so much thirst that they will be vulnerable enough for me to roboticize."
Sage: she was about to press the button, but Goldie attacked her using Cyan Laser
Goldie: "Gotcha, Sage!"
Eggman: "Goldie?"
Goldie: "Gotcha, Eggman!" she uses Black Bomb on the Plasma Magnet
Eggman: "Oh. Darn. Plan failed. But to make sure my plans don't fail again thanks to you, I will destroy you with my new machine." his chair moves to another room through a chute
Smash: "Where is he going?"
Dash: "Only one way to find out. Smash, hit that hole in the floor Eggy used to go to some other room."
Smash: she destroys the tile Eggman used to hide a chute
The 6 hedgehogs jump in the chute and go to a tube maze arena
Eggman: "Try to make your way out of this!"
Smash: "Darn! He's smart!"
Dash: "We're in different chutes and can't stop going places!"
Crash: "Whee! Oh, the places we will go."
Flash: she spin attacks Eggman who was in the tube
Eggman: his chair broke one of the tubes thanks to Flash
Smash: she hit Flash and sent her out of the tube maze
Flash: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
All 4 escape the tube maze and go inside the elevator where Eggman was in
Flash: she gets in the elevator just in time
Elevator Music Plays
Dash: he chews gum
Smash: she eats gelatin
Bash: he eats ice cream
Flash: she licks on a lollipop
Crash: he eats cookies
Eggman: "I hate you."
Smash: "We hate you too. And love you because we hate you."
The elevator arrives at the roof
Eggman: he runs to his mech
Smash: she hit Flash with her hammer and sent her inside the mech "I love fighting you because I love to expose your flaws."
Flash: she messes with the mech
Eggman: "I will get in another-"
Smash: "You may be a genius, but I feel like age has caught up to you." she gets in another one of Eggman's mechs too
Eggman: "Uh oh..."
Dash, Bash, and Crash: they stare at Eggman
Metal Sonic, Metal Tails, Metal Knuckles, and Metal Amy destroy the mechs
Dash: "What the-"
Bash: he shudders
Smash: "That's interesting. READY YOUR HAMMERS, MY FRIENDS!"
Dash: he gets out two hammers "Prepare for my trouble, because I will make it double. If you don't surrender."
Bash: he got out his hammer
Flash: she got out her two hammers
Crash: he got out his hammer
Smash: "3! 2! 1! Fight!"
Dash: he spindashed at Metal Sonic 
Metal Sonic: he Plasma Pulse Attacks Dash
Bash: he blocked the laser attack with his hammer and sent it to Metal Tails
Metal Tails: he dodged the attack
Crash: he hit Metal Tails with his hammer
Metal Sonic: he Overdrives Crash
Flash: "Is it time to do... the thing?"
Smash: "Elemental abilities? Oh yeah, now you're talking about!"
Flash: she absorbs Metal Sonic's Overdrive attack and does a similar attack to him
Metal Sonic: he was sent to Eggman, and his energy chip was removed
Eggman: "Metal Sonic! No!"
Metal Knuckles: he punched Flash
Smash: she used her hammer to hit Metal Knuckles hard enough to remove his energy chip
Metal Amy: she threw hammers at Smash
Bash: he threw fiery hammers at Metal Amy
Goldie: she broke into the arena after using Purple Frenzy "Did I miss the party?"
Bash: he nodded
Smash: "Well, kinda."
Goldie: she slid under Metal Amy and did the Orange Rocket attack
Dash: he homing attacked Metal Amy while using his two hammers and sent her to Metal Tails, knocking both robots' energy chips off of them
Eggman: "Uh oh."
Tails: he flew to Eggman "Eggman, time to lock you away."
Dash: "Escape before he gets you!"
Tails: "You just defeated him! Now you want to help him escape from me?"
Smash: "We have a complicated hero-villain relationship."
Tails: "Well, it shouldn't be to the point of letting Eggman escape!"
An anvil fell on Tails' head
Tails: he got squished into a splat "Oh no... they're here."
Cake, Candy, and Cookie: "Hello, general! And father."
Dash: "Aww... We could've had fun helping Eggman escape the military!"
Candy: "Well, at least you'll have more of those fun battles with Eggman, and we ensured it."
Goldie: "Let's go back to Acorn Palace."
Acorn Palace
Sally: "Congratulations to the 6 hedgehogs, Dash, Smash, Bash, Flash, Crash, and Goldie for saving us all! Thank you so much for saving us from extreme heat. We could've all been sun bleached if it weren't for you."
Smash: "Though you could've asked our parents, Tails, and Knuckles for the job, we told them all that we could handle it ourselves."
Sally: "And you proved to be right, Smash! You did good. Though since Eggman escaped to a new base, we don't know what he's planning next."
Vector: "Wait a minute! You only wanted to fight him because you were bored, right?"
Dash: "Yeah, so?"
Espio: "We got the culprit. You made Eggman escape, didn't you?"
Crash: "So what?"
Bash: he gulps
Flash: "Uh..."
The Freedom Fighters were mad at the 6 hedgehogs
Goldie: "Hey, at least show some gratitude! We saved your lives!"
Sally: "But it was entirely out of a selfish reason. You're not true heroes. And look what you've done."
Smash: "You just assumed we were guilty of letting Eggman escape, just because Vector said we were bored, which is why we fought Eggman."
Tails: "I heard your conversation with my daughters. You planned to help Eggman escape from me, didn't you? Well, I guess you succeeded easily due to my daughters. But you won't get away from us this time."
Sonic: "Hey, they saved your lives! Is this how you're supposed to treat them? They went all out of their way to help you!"
Sally: "Yeah, for selfish reasons! And they let Eggman escape."
Sonic: "So?"
Sally: "So? SO? Eggman will cause chaos again and give me and my people a harder time!"
Sonic: "I always had fun fighting Eggman, which is why I rarely bother trapping him somewhere. But I have to admit, kids, you went a LITTLE bit too far this time."
Amy: "You're grounded for 1 week for letting Eggman escape."
Dash: "Mom? Why?"
Amy: "It's obvious!"
Smash: "Isn't being dishonored by every Freedom Fighter whose name is not Sonic enough of a punishment?"
Unknown Hedgehog: "Hey, my name is Sonic, and I dishonor you!"
Smash: "OK. Let me say it again. Isn't being dishonored by every Freedom Fighter whose name is not Sonic Rose enough of a punishment?"
Amy: "FINE! You're free to do anything, because this is enough of a punishment for what you did."
Goldie: "Good thing my mom isn't here."
Gloria: "Goldie!"
Goldie: "Uh oh."
Gloria: "I would've done the same thing." she pats Goldie on the head
Goldie: "Phew. Well, I guess I don't have anything to worry about at all."
Sally: "Unfortunately, I have to give you another punishment, you half a dozen of delinquents. Community service for one day."
Smash: "It's at least better than suffering boredom from the same routine everyday."
Amy: "If this is how far you're going, fine. I'm changing your daily routine everyday after your community service."
Dash: "Thanks, Mom."
Rob: "So, Riley, what do we do tomorrow?"
Riley: "The same thing we do everyday, Rob. Try to improve the world!"
The End!
== Smash The Combat Genius ==
Smash: "Hello, everybody! I'm Smash the Combat Genius! And today, we are going to review a major problem in fighting. Of course, things like pride and ego can lead to downfall, but what specific actions does one do to screw up their battle? I'll give you one today. And that screw-up is..."
The phrase is revealed
Smash: "Stopping to talk during a battle. Only talk while fighting. Both Dad and Eggman fall into this trap. Well, that's it for this short segment of Smash the Combat Genius! Goodnight everybody!"
The End!
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