ハウトゥー世界征服 (How-to Sekai Seifuku)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Rin	Len	Both
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
泣きべそばっかかいてんのはどちら様 	nakibeso bakka kaiten no wa dochirasama 	Who's the one who looks like they're 'bout to cry all the time?
笑われた分だけやり返せ 	warawareta bun dake yarikaese 	Strike back at them as much as you were laughed at
今に見てろと手に取った物は 	ima ni mitero to te ni totta mono wa 	What I'd took into my hand while shouting, "I'll show you!"
爆弾やナイフなんて物じゃないけど 	bakudan ya naifu nante mon ja nai kedo 	was neither a bomb nor knife
一切合切今後どうなったって約束しよう 	issai gassai kongo dou natta tte yakusoku shiyou 	Let's promise, no matter what happens from here on out,
背中の値札を引き剥がせ 	senaka no nefuda o hikihagase 	to tear off the price tag on your back
廃材みたいな毎日だけど 	haizai mitai na mainichi dakedo 	After all, although this daily life of ours is like scrap wood,
捨てるのはまだ早いだろ 	suteru no wa mada hayai daro 	it's still too early to throw it away
 	 	
今日も打ち震えながら 	kyou mo uchifurue nagara 	Still trembling, like always,
終点駅のホームで 	shuuten eki no hoomu de 	on the platform of the terminal station,
明日の僕がまだ待っている 	ashita no boku ga mada matte iru 	my self of tomorrow is still waiting
わがままで鈍間な主のお迎えを 	wagamama de noroma na aruji no omukae o 	to welcome back a selfish, dense master
 	 	
どうせ幾年経って車が空飛べど 	douse ikunen tatte kuruma ga sora tobedo 	Cars are going to eventually fly the skies in years, but even so
きっと何年経って機械が喋れども 	kitto nannen tatte kikai ga shaberedo mo 	Machines will be able to talk in years, but even so
何だって言いたいんだ 	nanda tte iitai nda 	Just what's with that?
便利って言う前に 	benri tte iu mae ni 	Before you call it "convenient,"
心の傷口を治してくれ 	kokoro no kizuguchi o naoshite kure 	please heal the open wounds in this heart
あんな空でミサイルが飛ぶのなら 	anna sora de misairu ga tobu no nara 	If missiles fly through such a sky as that,
そんなもので幸せを乞うのなら 	sonna mono de shiawase o kou no nara 	and I ask for happiness from such a thing,
優しい人にならなくちゃ 	yasashii hito ni naranakucha 	I have to become a kind person
僕は僕を肯定していけるかな 	boku wa boku o koutei shite ikeru kana 	Will I be able to be satisfied with myself?...
 	 	
頭を上げて前向けと言われても 	atama o agete mae muke to iwarete mo 	They all say to raise your head high and face forwards,
暗闇じゃ前もクソもないな 	kurayami ja mae mo kuso mo nai na 	but in the dark, you can't tell shit from front
一人で居れど二人で居れど 	hitori de iredo futari de iredo 	Whether alone or with another,
孤独は孤独に変わりゃしねえ 	kodoku wa kodoku ni kawaryashinee 	loneliness will always be loneliness
 	 	
死にたいとか 	shinitai toka 	Singing about wanting to die,
そんな歌を歌って 	sonna uta o utatte 	those sorts of songs
またそれかと杭を打たれた 	mata sore ka to kui o butareta 	All I got was "That again?" and a stake through my chest
だけれども 	dakeredomo 	And yet,
それ程の事しか 	sore hodo no koto shika 	even with something as simple as that,
口から溢れる言葉がどうしても見つからないや 	kuchi kara koboreru kotoba ga doushite mo mitsukaranai ya	no matter what I do, I can't seem to find the words spilling from my lips
 	 	
今日の僕はまたこうして 	kyou no boku wa mata koushite 	The me of today will again, like always,
ゲーセンに吸い込まれる 	geesen ni suikomareru 	lose myself in the game arcade
明日が来なければいいのにな 	ashita ga konakereba ii no ni na 	It'd be nice if tomorrow just never came
最終列車の汽笛が煩く鳴り響く 	saishuu ressha no kiteki ga urusaku narihibiku 	The steam whistle of the final train resounds annoyingly loud
 	 	
どうせ愛なんてって薄幸ぶって強がっても 	douse ai nante tte hakkou butte tsuyogatte mo 	Even if I hide my unhappiness, bluffing, "Who needs love?"
きっと本心じゃ疚しさに襲われて 	kitto honshin ja yamashisa ni osowarete 	It'll definitely assault my conscience
どうだい現状の僕は 	doudai genjou no boku wa 	How's it going, present me?
そうかい、どうしようもないな 	sou kai, doushiyou mo nai na 	I see, there's nothing we can do
うるさいなお前なんて大嫌いだ 	urusai na omae nante daikirai da 	I absolutely hate someone as annoying as you
あんな空でミサイルが飛ぶのなら 	anna sora de misairu ga tobu no nara 	If missiles fly through such a sky as that,
そんなもので命が飛ぶのなら 	sonna mono de inochi ga tobu no nara 	and lives are lost from such a thing,
優しい人にならなくちゃ 	yasashii hito ni naranakucha 	I have to become a kind person
僕は僕を肯定していたい 	boku wa boku o koutei shite itai 	I want to be able to be satisfied with myself
優しい人にならなくちゃ 	yasashii hito ni naranakucha 	I have to become a kind person
心が悴む前に 	kokoro ga kajikamu mae ni 	before my heart numbs from the cold
== Notable Derivatives ==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*世界征服 (Sekai Seifuku) (album)
*EXIT TUNES ACADEMY BEST 2
*EXIT TUNES PRESENTS Kagaminext feat. Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len -10th ANNIVERSARY BEST-
A remix of this song was featured in the following albums:
*マイネームイズラヴソング (My Name is Love Song) (album)
==External Links ==
*piapro - Lyrics, instrumental
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Super High-School Level Translations - Romaji lyrics source
*Niconico Pedia
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*Paper Coleena - Translation source
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