My Husband Has a Burning Sensation

My Husband Has a Burning Sensation is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Question===
If you were an Indian Hindu wife back in the 1700s and your husband died, what were you supposed to do after his funeral pyre started burning?
===Choices===
1. dance nude around it
2. laugh hysterically
3. throw yourself on it
4. put out the flames with your urine
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Dance nude around it? No, but that would've solved any problems with low attendance they might've had."
2. [hysterical laughter] "No."
3. "It's a custom called suttee."
4. "Wrong, but that is how volunteer fire departments did it in those days."
===Answer Quote===
"It was supposed to be voluntary, but sometimes the wives needed a little encouragement." [sizzling, woman yelping, sizzling fades out]
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