Warner

Warner, or 'The Clown' as dubbed by WMD, is perhaps one of the most infamous Enemies of the Council, and one of the most unliked students of the Class of 2021. To understand why many in the Council unanimously share a heavy dislike for this female, this page will list basically every time she did something that added to her awful character arc and her interactions with memebers.
== Early Beginnings ==
Warner had first appeared at AHHS during Freshman year, and stayed relatively quiet and kept to herself. She, along with Harley Quinn, was in Meme Lord's English class, and this is where her legacy begins. Meme Lord, nor anybody else in the class, really had an opinion on Warner, until one fateful day, during a rare political discussion on police brutality, Warner began a long legacy. E. Gavin, giving his hot take on the subject, was quickly interrupted by Warner, shouting disagreements at him. E. Gavin is stunned, Warner having never really spoken up before. Her questions directed at him were odd and out of left field to say the least. Here's an excerpt from the actual 'debate':
* E. Gavin: "Maybe the cop was just afraid-"
* Warner: "Afraid of what?!! Why would they be scared?!"
* E. Gavin: "..." (visibly scared)
* Warner: "AFRAID BY WHAT?! THE COLOR OF THEIR SKIN?!?!?"
* E. Gavin: " ... "
Fortunately the teacher, Price, shut down the debate and the topic itself after this, and it would be putting it lightly to say everybody's opinion on this person had permanently changed after this incident. Slowly, Meme Lord and others hear stories from other classes, as Warner got bolder and said increasingly more outlandish things and getting into fiery arguments over nothing. She also had quite a reputation for only really interacting with others if they happened to say anything she disagreed with, all the more annoying given how she was, more often than naught, not even part of the conversation to begin with. Not a good way to make your first impression, in my opinion. Since most still didn't know who she was at the time, her most describable feature that would be brought up to identity her was her hair color, which she would change on a weekly or monthly basis. She also disappeared for half of Freshman year. 
Warner is not mentioned in The Council until 9/14/2018, during Sophomore year. Meme Lord asked the Council if anybody else knows who she is. Taken Bacon makes a connection, but other than that, Warner is still pretty obscure in The Council. At this time, she is present in Meme Lord's and Redneck Memer's CWS Class. It was not until a month later, on 10/16/2018, when Warner would officially be stated as an 'enemy of the council' by Meme Lord, due to her bad reputation being built up as well as her first sentence to Meme Lord since Freshman year, which was: "You have got to be the most annoying quiet person I have ever met". Uh oh looks like someone noticed that whenever she said something stupid Meme Lord and Redneck Memer would glance at each other and then proceed to typing ton their Chromejohns. Or she's just annoying. Regardless, a BitMeme award is offered if someone were to put shrek's on her locker. Sly Frog Fry happily obliges to this task, but waits. A week later, on 10/22/2018, this bounty triples, after she says one of her most infamous lines during CWS: "I don't understand why women can't just hide their abortions so they don't get caught. They can just flush it down the toilet". Some students in the class couldn't even contain themselves at this point, W. Harris famously stating 'what the ****' quite loudly, afterwards saying 'how messed up are you'. At this point Meme Lord, as well as Sly Frog Fry and Redneck Memer learn that she's one of the most dislikeable people in the Class of 2021. 
Warner becomes a running joke in The Council at this point, often used as the victim of a bunch of vile jokes that Sly Frog Fry and Meme Lord come up with. on 10/24/2018, Sly Frog Fry and Meme Lord successfully complete Operation Warner Locker , and Sly Frog Fry is awarded a BitMeme bounty. Redneck Memer praises his success. Warner, of course, immediately blames Meme Lord for the Shrek's on her locker, Pickle Rick even confronting Meme Lord and asking him himself, Meme Lord honestly stating how he knew who did it, but he had "minor involvement". 
As the months waned on, Meme Lord begins to despise Warner and her small friend group even more, as he is one of the only Memebers who even has to suffer a class with her. The amount of stupidity racks up, and after discovery that her boyfriend is the most racist/overall worst person at Abington, the hypocrisy only gets worse. More and more stories come forward; such as G. Curry getting screamed at by Warner after she thinks he said something racist (a confused Curry did not), but of course Warner is fine with her own boyfriend saying the n-word repeatedly. At this point it is full steam ahead as the few memebers who even know she exists grow to dislike her. She even loudly accuses Meme Lord of cheating in class once, simply due to him getting a good grade.
On 11/15/2018, it is revealed to The Council that Warner's friend group, now dubbed 'The (Warner) Pact' has been compiled by Sly Frog Fry and Meme Lord. Dat Hedgehog Boi, a double agent for The Council who happens to be in a group chat with The Warner Pact, lets The Council know that a few of Warner's friends want to 'take down the Council'. This was interesting, as The Warner Pact, and Warner herself, seem to view The Council as their enemy despite having no interaction with nearly anyone within it. Its questioned how they even knew it existed, possibly through Pickle Rick or Rabb. This, fortunately, never goes anywhere. Imagine thinking you stand a chance against The Meme Council.
By December, Warner has become THE discussion point in The Council's politics chat as she continues to say awful things, and it is not until 12/10/2018, when yet another discussion arises involving her boyfriend, as well as the recent class drama of Tritch, a gun, and a fight, that everything goes to shrek.
== The Spy ==
The Spy situation begins, and it is during this week-long event that every Memeber is made well aware of who Warner is and what's going on. While a good handful of the Council despised Warner before this, this event truly grounds Warner as a true Enemy of the Council after its conclusion. This situation nearly tears apart The Meme Council from the inside, and during the search for The Spy, each memeber learns more about Warner than perhaps they wanted to as they interrogate her allies. This would be the closest Warner ever gets to damaging The Council.
== Post-Spy ==
=== Remainder of Sophomore Year ===
Warner more or less slowly fades out of Council discussion after New Year's. It is revealed on THE bus by Warner that she is failing nearly every class, openly stating she doesn't care. In CWS, she had given Gillbucks the "i don't have a Chromebook" excuse every time he asks for the homework, to which Gillbucks always responded "I said you can do a hard copy, or write it down", to which Warner had no response. She even, once again, deals with people in the Class of 2021 spreading info on her awful boyfriend, but, somehow, doesn't blame the Council, and does not confront any memebers. Perhaps she's smarter than previously deemed. It is revealed that her boyfriend got into a fight with another student, and thus, Paddington 2 Woodenscottish reports later that they broke up because of this.
On 4/4/2019, Warner leaves her phone on the bus, which is immediately called by none other than Warner's mom. Meme Lord texts Ms. Warner that he will be leaving the phone with the bus driver. The next day, when she receives her phone on the bus and the driver credits Meme Lord for having done so, Warner only offers a glare in response and storms off the bus. What an individual.
On 5/8/2019, Warner stands up, erases Meme Lord's Vector on Gillbuck's chalkboard, and sits back down. (Yeah I'm running out of events but its worth noting). Meme Lord promptly redraws it the next day and hides the eraser to prevent future censorship. 
On 5/9/2019, a rather large event takes place involving Warner, her famous rather loud angry outburst at Lindaman. This event is difficult to type out this way, so please indulge yourself in this script/play-by-play:
* CWS started, the class has a substitute. Redneck Memeber, Meme Lord, Warner, bee movie emoji, and Lindaman are already seated. Warner's seat is behind Lindaman's, with Meme Lord and Redneck Memer to Warner's back left.
* Zane enters, and moves to his seat. Some students slide out of the way to make room for him on the left.
* Zane, for whatever reason, decides to not take this newly opened path, and instead opts to clamber and jump over the desks in the back, tripping and shifting all the desks and creating quite a lot of noise, everybody looks over.
* Lindaman: *mutters something under breath*
* Warner: "DID YOU JUST CALL ZANE RETARDED?!"
* Entire class falls silent
* Lindaman: *Awkwardly looks over to his left, not looking directly at Warner*
* Substitute gets involved and has both Warner and Lindaman step into the hall
* Lombardo, Meme Lord, and Zane discuss what took place, Lombardo even being based and stating she doesn't like Warner. Lindaman formally and maturely apologizes, Zane states he couldn't care less and didn't even mind.
* Class resumes
This situation unfortunately cemented Lindaman on Warner's 'list', so to speak, despite Lindaman's quite professional apology to Warner and Zane for the ordeal. After the incident Lindaman further explained to Meme Lord he truly felt sorry for how he reacted to Zane. However from this point forward, every time Lindaman would speak in class, Warner and her friend would only stare at each other. What an individual.
5/15/2019. Warner publicly invites all her friends to smoke weed at her house in class. Yeah. What an individual.
5/17/2019. Warner makes a big fuss in CWS and tells Gillbucks the military should not accept white people. This isn't a joke.
5/19/2019. It is revealed by The Booper that 'The Warner Pact' hates The Booper, Meme Lord, Grumpy Cat, Taken Bacon and pretty much anybody who's ever associated with a Memeber. Kind of a low blow at this point, none of the memebers could really care less at this point as Warner had grown to be comically pathetic.
As the months wane on, more and more complete randos decide to hate The Council and Meme Lord most of all, despite Meme Lord/Memebers never having previously interacting with them. It is quite clear that this is all due to Warner's small friend group simply spreading info by word of mouth/their own chats. Fortunately, around a year later, most people take a hint and realize Warner thinks anybody who disagrees with her is a racist goblin who needs to be shunned from AHHS, and most of these 'new enemies' end up becoming allies of The Council, or just nobodies again. Also worth mentioning she was present in The Meme Lord and Snazzmaster's study hall, but not ever interacting with either of them. Meme Lord and Snazz tended to be more preoccupied with certain other idiots.
=== Junior Year ===
9/23/2019. Warner cements herself rather poorly as she does one of the worst acts in the talent show. There can only be one talent show act.
10/15/2019. Warner and her partner from the last talent show sign up once again for the same act, but they don't end up performing. Curious.
2/18/2020. Warner starts yet another new legacy by more or less pretending to get "offended" by the Rice and Beans jokes that WMD, Meme Lord, T. Burns and others make in Big Tanner's famous period 8 Math Class. Big T. 'bans' the jokes from his class, which only make the jokes stronger and begins a whole new age. This is also where "the clown" is invented as a nickname for Warner by WMD, due to her recent choice of hair color and style. The Rice and Beans jokes are morphed into just anything that rhymes with Rice and/or Beans. Big T, surprisingly, allows it, even laughing at a few. Perhaps he took a hint and realized Warner was being more or less ridiculous about the situation. Warner 'apparently' worked at Moes once, with none other than Mike Beck being her coworker. Pretty sure the inventor of Rice and Beans isn't offended that a few people are saying his lines in a Math class at Abington.
3/11/2020. Meme Lord is talking to A. Saxe and Zane in Chemistry about the origin of the Rice and Beans joke when a student behind them, Bernard, suddenly interrupts and says "stop talking about (Warner)". Apparently Warner was so incredibly upset over the jokes in Math Class, but she also seems to now be painting the jokes as being related to herself somehow, and then tells others, like this idiot. Saxe and Meme Lord simply stare at each other and make it rather stupidly clear that Mike Beck is not Warner. Bernard replies with "Well dont talk about (Warner.)" Meme Lord couldn't care less and introduces the Chemistry class to Rice and Beans jokes, where they would last until the end of the year. Its comical to note that both Saxe and Zane immediately correctly guessed who was 'offended' by the Rice and Beans joke when Meme Lord gave them context about what Bernard was talking about later.
3/26/2020. Sly Frog Fry confirms Warner goes to Moes. (Not that she works there)
6/11/2020. One of Warner's last real interactions with Meme Lord. Big Tanner asks Meme Lord why he doesn't go to the bathrooms at Abington, to which will now be explained via the following dialogue in a script/play-by-play:
* Big T: "So why don't you go to the bathrooms here?"
* Meme Lord: "Cuz everyone just vapes in there and people who vape are retarded"
* Class laughs and even Big Tanner cracks a smile
* Big T: *opens mouth to respond, possibly to tell Meme Lord not to say 'retarded' in class*
* Warner: "So you think everyone who vapes is retarded?!"
* Meme Lord: (monkey puppet template)"...yeah."
* Big T: "..."
* Warner's Friends: *(staring at Warner in confusion)*
* Big T: "I think-"
* Warner's Second Friend: *tries to get Warner's attention behind her*
* Warner: *to her friend* "No, because I have a cousin who's autistic so-(begins ranting)"
* Big T: *locking eyes with Meme Lord* (They have a mutual understanding)
* Big T: *talking over Warner's rant about her distant cousin* "Ok, lets start on <the lesson>"
6/12/2020. Tactician remarks on his first Warner experience, in which Warner stated in the back of the choir room that '(funny nono time) is better than making out'. What an individual.
=== Senior Year ===
9/11/2020. Warner holds up Sly Frog Fry's class, making a claim that WeBWorK doesn't work for her. This is one of the last times she is ever mentioned for something new.
6/4/2021. Tactician reports that Warner had a presentation for black people, stating that no white person should ever say the n-word. While this is all well and good, she seems to have forgotten her white boyfriend says it constantly, and is one of the few people in AHHS to have ever said it at all.
And so, at this point, Warner's legacy was basically over. Most were numb at this point and new info only added onto her bad reputation. While she was one of the Meme Council's true enemies, she wasn't as universally hated by Abington or nearly as infamous as someone else was. The Spy, Operation Warner Locker, and many other Warner stories are still talked about to this day in the Council, and she is nothing more than a joke these days and is typically only referenced as a stand-in whenever an unpleasant individual is needed for a funny moment.
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