Road to the Museum

guest stars - Ben Stiller and Rachael Harris
Musical guest - Greta Van Fleet
== Quotes ==
(the episode starts with the 14 year old girl waking up from her bedroom and dressed in her clothes. She brushed her teeth, combed her hair and tied in the pigtails.)
Voice: breakfast is ready!
Jodie: Coming, Mom! Oh, boy, today is a great day! The field trip to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! I love field trips (she slid down the banister to join her parents for the most important meal of the day.) It's like a taste of summer vacation in the middle of the year! Breaks from classes, spending the day out, having lunch friends who enjoyed helping each other! (she climbed into a chair and had a fork and knife out.)
I hope your bag is ready to go, because the bus will be here around 7:45, I don't want you to be late, you'll be spending the whole day away from school in the factory!
Jodie: Don't worry, Mom, this is gonna be the coolest!
Don't eat too fast, I know you wanna stay healthy and meet your friends, but eating too fast can be dangerous.
Jodie: Oh, sorry... (slowed down her eating a bit.)
Now, I know your teacher said you can take home some chocolate, but don't eat any before dinner now, we don't want you spoiling your dinner.
Jodie: Oh, I won't, Mom, I would never, and I got a golden ticket
That's a good girl!
(she smiled back as she finished her breakfast and drank her freshly squeezed orange juice. She wiped her mouth and came out from the table and grabbed her backpack.)
Jodie: Well, I better go out to wait for the bus. See you guys later!
Bye!
Goodbye, dear, have a good day!
Jodie: Definite guarantees!
Betty anne Bongo: Thank you! Welcome, my friends! Welcome! Today's going to be such an exciting day! But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?
Jodie: With pleasure! We got the golden tickets! Here you go, Miss Wonka!
Betty anne Bongo: Thanks! Are we ready? Good! Let's go!
Jodie: how come your the new owner?
Betty anne Bongo: because I’m a factory owner, not a musician girl today, anyways, this is the Chocolate Room, where the chocolate is flowing. FYI, Chocolate must be untouched. There are some chocolate bars and sweets for you to eat, so, help yourselves
Wow! This chocolate river is glorious!
This is glorious! I wish I can buy myself my own chocolate factory. (However, he fell off in the chocolate river screaming for help) Help! Help!
Help me! Ah, help! Ah! Ah!
Don't worry! I'll pull you out! 
Oh no! Help! Help me! Get me out of here!
Oh dear! He can't swim! I'll go and save him!
No! You'll sink too!
Don't just stand there, do something!
Oh, it's too late. The suction's got him.
Help! Get me out! I'm stuck in the pipe! Get me out!
So, what happens now?
Oh, the pressure will build up and shoot him out like a bullet. Nicktoon pixels, come over here! Quick!
Blue pixel: You called, boss?
Yellow pixel: What happened?
Betty anne Bongo: Danny and Michael fell into the chocolate river. And now they’re shot up through the pipe. Can you go straight to the fudge room?
Orange pixel: Okay, we'll do it for you!
Cyan pixel: Okay boys! Let's help those poor kids of yours, in the meantime, we'll sing our song about Danny and Michael's misfortune, that's a great idea kids! One, two, three, four!
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a perfect puzzle for you. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Blue pixel: What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats.
What are you at.
Getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it.
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not greedy, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the Oompa Loompa Doompadee do.
Black pixel: Doompadee doo.
Betty anne Bongo: You have now come to the most interesting and at the same time, the most secret room of my factory, This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the Inventing Room. Now remember, no messing about. No touching, no tasting, no telling.
No telling what?
You see, all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. So don't touch a thing!
This room is amazing!
It sure is!
Look at those nicktoon pixels, all dressed as the Oompa-Loompas making food!
Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, . . . six percent electricity, . . . four percent evaporation, . . . and two percent butterscotch ripple.
Is that a machine? I'll take a look.
No! Don't. Please. Forgive me, but no one must look under there. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. This is the one that's really going to sizzle old Slugworth.
What's it taste like?
Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious!
This gum is not ready for human consumption.
And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm... this sure is great soup. Hey, second course is coming up! Roast beef, baked potato! Mmmm.
Dessert? Here it comes. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted!
Look at her face!
Holy Toledo, what's happening to your face?
Cool it! Lemme finish.
Yeah, but your face is turning blue! you're turning violet!
What are you talking about?
I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet.
You can say that again. Look what it's done to my body!
It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always.
I feel funny, I look like… a blueberry.
It happens every time! They all become blueberries. Nicktoon pixels, can you do me a favour? Can you take her to the juicing room and sing about Paige’s misfortune?
Yellow pixel: Your wish is our command missy. (To one of the kids) would you like to sing a song about Paige’s misfortune with us friend? One, two, three, four!
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me. 
Orange pixel: Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while. It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile. But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong. Chewing and chewing all day long. The way that a cow does. 
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee dah. Given good manners, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
You're going to love this next invention.
What's it do?
It's making Fizzy Lifting Drinks. The drink fills you with gas. And the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon. There'd be tourists flying around everyone. Now come along. You're going to be wild about this next room.
as you may or may not know, Geese lay golden eggs. Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest. As you can see.
These are quadruple size geese and they lay octuple size eggs.
My Eggdicator eggs. Eggdicator examines every egg. The good ones are kept and polished up. And the bad eggs are dropped down the chute.
The egg came off the mechanical hand and landed on a ramp. It slid down the ramp and then landed on the trapdoor. The trapdoor dumped the bad egg down the chute and a "honk-honk" sound was heard.
Wow! I really love these golden eggs!
You're a bad egg!
Don't call me a bad egg! I'm not an egg! That's not nice to call me that!
The trapdoor opened, causing to fall down the chute, screaming.
Well, he's a bad egg!
Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute.
The garbage chute? Where does it lead to?
To the furnace.
We only light the furnace for Tuesdays. Or is it Thursdays?
I want you go to the garbage room and rescue that little girl
Okay, we'll do it for you! Come on, boys! Let's go help Kim!
How did she escape? luckily, she escaped from the furnace!.
Strange! I thought it was a rescue party!
But she did make a great escape! Anyways, are you ready, let’s sing about her misfortune! A one and a two and a…
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got another puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me. 
Yellow pixel: Who do you blame when kimmy is a... brat? Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese... cat. Blaming the hosts is a lie and a... shame. You know exactly who's to blame? Her siblings and her parents. 
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not spoiled, then you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the oompa loompa doompadee do.
Okay, guys! Shall we press on? 
Let's put on the white suits before we can enter the Wonkavision Room.
It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there. Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through.
Just like on regular TV.
That's amazing.
Hmm... I suppose I could. Yes, yes, I'm sure I could. Could get messy, though.
what I need is a volunteer.
Lights, camera, action!
he’ll find a new teeny-tiny home for Pipsqueaks!
Boys, take them down to the taffy pulling room. We should have him stretched back to normal in no time.
Yes, boss.
Come on, sir. Let's get you back to normal in no time and sing about Tom and robert’s misfortune together, a One, a two, a three, a four!
Nicktoon pixels: Oompa loompa doompadee doo. I've got a final puzzle for you. Oo oo oo. Oompa loompa doompadah dee. If you are wise you'll listen to me.
Cyan pixel: What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three.
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
Nicktoon pixels: You'll get no commercials. Oompa loompa doompadee dah. If you're not greedy, you will go far. You will live in happiness too. Like the... oompa... oompa loompa doompadee do.
Okay, this concludes the tour. I hope you enjoyed it. You can show yourselves out. 
I promise you they'll be all right. They'll all soon be restored to their normal, happy old selves. Anyway, anyone who wins the contest will get a prize. Let me think. And the winner is.. Jodie 
Well, because your fellow cohosts are eliminated from the tour, you won a contest. You can take some chocolate home. Then your parents will be very proud of you 
Audience member (Leah Mei): Ladies and gentlemen, Greta Van Fleet! 
Greta Van Fleet: One, two, three, four 
Well, you're so pretty and I love you so
You know I'm your biggest fan
I saw your picture and it's the best
The finest in the land
Camera lights and action
Yeah, the words you know so well
You're in and out of fashion
In Hollywood of Hell
When the curtain falls
Walk the hollow walls, babe
Once a valley doll
Now you're not at all, no
Well, I love you in that movie show
Can I have your autograph?
It's so funny you have such charm
The whole thing made me laugh
Obetrol and cocktails
You're counting all your rings
They all said they loved you
Didn't they, darling?
Well, they've taken all your things
When the curtain falls
Walk the hollow walls, babe
Once a valley doll
Now you're not at all, no
Well, listen darling
It's been real swell
What can I say, you've got it all
You're a one woman show
But I'm not gonna lie to you
You could use a little work, well
What you got, baby?
When the curtain falls
Walk the hollow walls, babe
Once a valley doll
Now you're not at all
Goodbye, baby, goodbye
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