Will McKenzie

"Oh come on guys, I put a lot of effort into this, I made a really nice coq au vin!" - Will McKenzie unknowingly summoning the rapture that would create Cockovania
== Description ==
Will McKenzie is the founder and current Bus Wanker of Cockovania. During a heated exchange at dinner with his friends during his 17th birthday over the maturity of hearing 'coq au vin' as 'cock oh van', Will's legendary remarks summoned into an existence a rapture that devoured the world whole and converted it into Cockovania.
Will is generally sophisticated and intelligent but also a stubborn and prissy individual. He can have overwhelming optimism when approaching scenarios, which can unfortunately backfire, but it helps establish Will's image as a level headed and trustworthy person.
On the other hand, Will's wit and cynicism can sometimes lead to bursts of outrage if he feels wronged or is met with opposition, generally resulting in humiliation on his end. Nonetheless, the majority of citizens of Cockovania are contempt with Will as the Bus Wanker.