Curses Anonymous

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents "Curses Anonymous," where DJs Matt Fox & Dillon Minacci present a playlist combining classical and The Misfits. They meet other cursed people, host a ticket giveaway, and try to hire a graphic designer. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci begin the show reminding the listeners that they have been cursed for weeks, although they rarely bring it up on air. Before they can start the show, a man in the corner keeps snickering at everything the DJs say. The name says his name is Kevin Manship, and he is a professional gymnast and guitarist who is 35 but looks young for his age.
Matt receives an invite to a group called Curses Anonymous, and they are quickly greeted by two strangers who snuck into the studio behind them. The strangers' names are Black Scorpion and Whorie the Clown, both of whom are cursed. The duo found a Quantum Wrench that turned a cosmic bolt, which caused the earth to spit out all the colors of the rainbow – which is God's blood. Ever since this happened 20 years ago, the duo has been confined to living only within the Halloween week. The main issue with this being that they can only eat candy.
Whorie the Clown speaks largely in sound effects, which can be largely attributed to her being from what the DJs describe as the boioioingiverse. They also confirm that every universe has a Booger, but that the one the DJs know from the Carniverse is a special one.
The DJs have the interviewees participate in "The Double Heads is Right," which Double Heads ultimately wins. Black Scorpion goes into more detail than requested about his skincare routine, which works very well considering he is 333 years old. They get a call from a man named Jeff Flake, a quantum physicarpenter who has spent the last 10 years eating a steady diet of isolation. At the moment he is caught between two walls, where his employees trapped him until further notice.
According to KOOP's leadership, the whole point the DJs did a show today was to give away tickets, so they host a ticket giveaway and speak to a handful of interested parties. Dino Nixon expresses interest, but is unable to accomodate Dillon's need for an 11x17 graphic design; Maudie Nixon – Dino's wife – also attempts to win the tickets but fails; and Brandy calls, describes what she would draw for the DJs, and wins the tickets.
They decide the genres complement.
==Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Black Scorpion
Whorie the Clown
Kevin Manship
Jeff Flake
Dino Nixon
Brandy
Maudie Nixon
==Featured Music==
The Misfits - "Die Die My Darling"
Van Cliburn - "Liebstraum"