Ash gets cloned by Mistake

ASH GETS CLONED BY MISTAKE!
PLOT
Ash is walking in a forest looking for new pokemon.
ASH: Gosh its hot, and I would go home but Daddy told me to stay out of the house until he came downstairs with Mommy!
  Thinking: Hm... But how come Daddy wasn't wearing any- hey what's that?
Ash looks over a bush and finds a Ditto sleeping peacefully.He is bored just looking at it sleep so Ash grabs a stone and wacks the Ditto in the face.
DITTO: Ditto! Dit Dit! Oditto!
ASH: Yuck! Its pink and squishy! Maybe if I through another stone at it it will be pretty!
Ash attempts to through another stone at it but this time the Ditto defends off, by catching the stone in its mouth and spitting it back at Ash.
Ash falls on the grass unconscious not knowing that the Ditto had transformend into Ash and ran off.
REAL ASH: Ow...Curse you Perry the Platipus!...Aw, the pain!
Meanwhile the fake Ash is already inpressing the girls. The Ditto knew all the tricks in the book because HE used to be owned by a bunch of lady trainers.
FAKE ASH: Well girls I'll be honest...I'm not an cheif of police...I'm an inspector!
GIRLS: Oh, Ash! When did you change? Your so hansome! I want to marry you! No way, I'm marrying Ash! No I am! Out of the way, he's mine!
REAL ASH: Oh no! I've got to stop this Ditto before he lowers my standers! I bet up he is making fun of my Ma, because when I get home she'll kick me out!
Ash struggles to get up off the grass. When he gets up he runs to Pallet Town.
REAL ASH: Must..huff...Kill fake Ash!
When he arrives in Pallet Town, Ash runs in a cafe where Fake Ash is talking to sexy girls.
MISTY: Ooooh! There's two of them! NURSE JOY: Their frouds!
And so all the girls left the two Ash's. And thats how Fake Ash and Real Ash became friends! The End!