Dark Bowser kidnap Ernie and melts him down into meat and gets grounded

(sequel to Phineas T. Ratchet grounds Bert and gets grounded)
== Cast ==
Dark Bowser-Alan
Doopliss-Joey
Ernie-Steven
Chopper 1-Eric
Chopper 2-Paul
Chopper 3-Simon
Chopper 4-Brian
Forge-Young Guy/Charlie
Bert-Russell
Mr Game and Watch-Evil Genius/David/Zack
Bowser-Scary voice
== Transcript ==
At the village, Dark Bowser was furious about Ernie.
Dark Bowser: Man! I can't believe that orange fat b****** with black hair by the name of Ernie threatened to deafen my best friend Ratchet with his Rubber Ducky Song! What shall I do?
Then Dark Bowser had a naughty plan.
Dark Bowser: I know! I will kidnap him and take him to my friend's house and melt him down into meat! But first, I must call Doopliss to throw Bert up to the sun!
So Dark Bowser phoned Doopliss up.
Dark Bowser: Hello, Doopliss!
Doopliss: Hello, Dark Bowser! What can I do for you?
Dark Bowser: I'm going to kidnap Ernie and take him to my friend's house to melt him down into meat! While I do so, can you find Bert and throw him up to the sun so he won't be able to save Ernie!
Doopliss: Okay! I will!
Dark Bowser: Bye!
So Dark Bowser put down the phone and went off to Sesame Street. Then he arrived at Sesame Street and he met Ernie.
Dark Bowser: Ernie!
Ernie: Oh hi, Dark Bowser! What can I do for you?
Dark Bowser: I'm going to kidnap you and send you to my friend's house to melt you down into meat for threatening to deafen my friend with your Rubber Ducky Song!
Ernie was horrified.
Ernie: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Dark Bowser: Too bad! I'm going to take you to my house right now!
Dark Bowser picked up Ernie, and carried him out of Sesame Street and then carried him around the town. Ernie was kicking and screaming.
Ernie: DARK BOWSER, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Dark Bowser: No, I won't let you go! This time, you've gone too far! You have been a thorn in my and my friend's side! Me and my friends hate you and Bert so much! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!
Then Dark Bowser arrived in the Chop Shop, and he placed Ernie on the conveyer belt. 
Dark Bowser: Now stay on the conveyer belt, you stupid brat! Time to die, Ernie! 
Then Ernie was conveyed towards the Choppers.
Dark Bowser: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!
Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!
Ernie: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! 
The Choppers began to shred Ernie to pieces.
Ernie: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Then Ernie was in pieces, and then all the remains of Ernie were conveyed towards the furnace and went inside it. The remains of Ernie were melted down... INTO MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Dark Bowser looked at some meat products. Then Dark Bowser cheered.
Dark Bowser: Yay! Ernie is dead for good! That's what he gets for threatening to deafening my friend with his Rubber Ducky Song! Now me and everyone can have more meat! Now everyone can eat meat! But first, I must give some meat to my friend Ratchet!
So Dark Bowser put some meat in the bags, and went off to Ratchet's room. Then they went upstairs and entered Ratchet's room.
Dark Bowser: Here you go, Ratchet! I've got some meat for you!
Ratchet: For me?
Dark Bowser: Yes, I've melted your hated Sesame Street character Ernie down into meat!
Ratchet: You did?! Thank you for helping me!
Dark Bowser: You're welcome! Here some meat!
Dark Bowser gave the meat bag to Ratchet.
Ratchet: Thanks!
Dark Bowser: Don't mention it!
So Dark Bowser left Ratchet's room, and then he went out of the Chop Shop. Meanwhile, at the park, Doopliss was confronting Bert. He walked over to the spot where Bert was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Bert up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air. 
Bert: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Doopliss: No. I won't let you go. You have gotten my friend Ratchet into trouble with your stupid friend Ernie. And now Ratchet's grounded because of you. Good thing my friend Dark Bowser kidnapped your friend Ernie and melted him down into meat! Now it's time for your punishment, so here it comes! 
Doopliss began to swing Bert round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Bert was just a blurry circle going round and round Doopliss' head. 
Suddenly, Doopliss let go of Bert's leg, and Bert went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...
With the most tremendous BANG! Bert crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Doopliss, and he ate it up.  
Doopliss: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal! 
Then Doopliss cheered. 
Doopliss: Yaaaaaay! Bert is dead for good! He'll never get my friend Ratchet into trouble with his friend Ernie ever again! That's what he gets for getting Ratchet into trouble with Ernie.
Just then, Dark Bowser came with some meat bags.
Dark Bowser: Here you go, Doopliss! I've got some meat for you!
Doopliss: For me?
Dark Bowser: Yes, I've melted your hated Sesame Street character Ernie down into meat!
Doopliss: You did?! Thank you for getting rid of Ernie!
Dark Bowser: You're welcome! Here some meat!
Dark Bowser gave the meat bag to Doopliss.
Doopliss: Thanks!
Dark Bowser: Don't mention it!
Doopliss: Anyway, I've got some good news! I threw Bert up to the sun so he'll never ever get our friend Ratchet into trouble ever again! When a sausage flew down from the sky and I ate it!
Dark Bowser: Wow! That's a good meat product! Good luck eating other meat products!
Doopliss: I will!
Dark Bowser: Anyway, I've got to give the other meat bags to my friends! See you tomorrow! Bye!
Doopliss: Bye!
So Dark Bowser walked away. Later, after giving the meat bags to his friends. Dark Bowser felt happy.
Dark Bowser: Now Ernie and Bert are gone for good, no one will see them ever again!
Suddenly, Mr Game and Watch came, much to Dark Bowser's horror. He was furious.
Mr Game and Watch: Dark Bowser, how dare you kidnap Ernie and melt him down into meat?! That is so unfair! And what's worse, you contacted Doopliss to throw Bert up to the sun! Ernie and Bert are two of my favourite TV characters! That's it, I'm taking you home to your parents right now!
Then Mr Game and Watch went Ratchet home in disgrace, who was crying. Back home, Bowser was dismayed. 
Bowser: Oh no! Please don't tell me Dark Bowser caused trouble!
Bowser was horrified as Mr Game and Watch explained to him about his son's bad behavior.
Mr Game and Watch: Dark Bowser did cause trouble. He kidnapped Ernie and sent him to the Chop Shop to melt him down into meat. And what's worse, he contacted his friend Doopliss to throw Bert up to the sun. Now Bert and Ernie are gone, because of Dark Bowser.
Bowser got very angry at Dark Bowser. 
Bowser: Ooooooooooooooooooh! Dark Bowser, how dare you melt Ernie down into meat?! What has gotten into you?
Dark Bowser: But dad, that was the only way to teach Ernie a lesson for threatening to deafen my best friend Ratchet with his Rubber Ducky Song, so that's why I kidnapped him and brought him to my friend's house to melt him down into meat. 
Bowser: I don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Ernie and melt him down into meat! And what's worse, you contacted your other friend Doopliss to throw Bert up to the sun! You are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded until you watched repeated Ernie and Bert sketches in Sesame Street episodes! Go to your room and stay there and think about what you done!
Mr Game and Watch: Not to worry, sir. I'll send your son up to his room.
Then Mr Game and Watch sent Dark Bowser up to his room. Mr Game and Watch got his nerves up to punish Dark Bowser and he was opening the door and putting Dark Bowser in his room.
Mr Game and Watch: And you're going to stay in your room, you naughty monster!! 
Dark Bowser: But Mr Game and Watch, that's what he gets for threatening to deafen my friend Ratchet with his Rubber Ducky Song!
Mr Game and Watch: You're going to stay in your room and think about what you done to my favourite Sesame Street character!!
Mr Game and Watch quickly turned around and slammed the door leaving Dark Bowser dismayed.
Dark Bowser: This is great! I got disciplined by Mr Game and Watch for melting Ernie and getting Doopliss to throw Bert up to the sun! Can't something go my way for once?!
Then Mr Game and Watch went down the stairs happily. 
Mr Game and Watch: Well, I finally did it. I actually did it, sir. I disciplined your son.
Bowser: Man! Dark Bowser is such a naughty boy!
Mr Game and Watch: I know right? I agree. Come on. Let's go home now. 
Then Mr Game and Watch left the house. 
Category:Dark Bowser's grounded days
Category:Grounded Stuff