Outkicking Your Coverage

"Outkicking Your Coverage" is a colloquialism that indicates a man's wife/girlfriend is much more attractive than his looks/money would normally dictate.
==Etymology==
It's goddam football. And i'm too lazy to explain it. Maybe this will get fleshed out later.
OK I was going to try to steal some technical explanation, and here's what I found.
From a Russian Mail Order Bride website.
Russian brides > Main Forum > don't out kick your coverage
==Notable Examples==
*Carmichael Dave and Carmichael Melissa
*Little Joe Pittman and Laura Pittman
*Mike O'Meara and Carla O'Meara
*That fat guy from King of Queens and Lisa Remedy
*Grant Napear and Starr Napear
StarrPhuket.jpg|Umm... Grant Napear IS MY GOD
299720 10150263760342779 141929497778 7702536 951396 n.jpg|Although really, it doesn't say much for Rube and M.R.-nie that they landed themselves a sexy beast like Dumb...
581134 464740240207434 100000143873431 2015462 412708631 n.jpg|Mrs. Little Joe. I KNOW, RIGHT?
Genevieve Jerome - Home 1336883470492.jpeg|Lady G outkicking her coverage. (Yes, she has sex with animals. So I've heard.)
382382_10150828751239856_534664855_9471045_790868281_n.jpg|Twitter's own @CarmichaelMelissa!|link=http://www.twitter.com/CarmichaelMelissa