Pumped Up Kicks

Pumped Up Kicks is the twenty-fourth episode of Total Drama SBFW. It aired January 5, 2020, and was written by NoNameExists.
== Transcript ==
[The episode starts out with Joey, Image, Dan and Vanessa on a plane heading for NYC.]
Vanessa: Ugh! I hate plane rides! Especially when I have to ride with you doofuses.
Dan: Doofus? You got me shot last time!
Vanessa: O yeah. I forgot about that.
[Joey is in the plane’s kitchen making a grilled cheese sandwich.]
Joey: This looks scrumpditlyumptious.
Image: Ump.
Joey: Shut up.
Image: Only if you make me one.
Joey: Fine.
[The pilot comes over the loudspeaker.]
Pilot: Hello my name is Abdul. I am from Iran and today I am going to teach you how to do the nae nae.
Vanessa: Oh, god no!
Pilot: So first you take your hand and yo- Wait who the heck are you. Oh my god h-
[The pilot is seen flying out the window]
Dan: What the heck is happening?!
[A mysterious voice comes over the loudspeaker.]
Voice: Hello. I am your new pilot, and this flight is being diverted.
Joey: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
Voice: No, I am not.
Image: Who’s flying the plane?
Voice: Layne Staley.
Dan: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME?!
Layne: Relax. There are worse losers you could have gotten.
Vanessa: Like you?
Layne: Yes. Be glad the other members of the cast weren’t here. Now buckle up for a long flight.
Vanessa: This is gonna be the worst day of my life.
Layne Staley: Good.
[3 Hours Later.]
Image: This grilled cheese is very good.
Joey: Indeed.
[Layne walks out of the cockpit with 4 AK47s in his hands.]
Layne: You all need to take these.
Dan: AHAHAHA!! I HAVE FULL CONTROL OVER ALL OF YOU!! LISTEN TO ME OR I SHOOT!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Vanessa: Dude, you do realize that everyone else has one too, right?
Dan: Dang it.
Layne: Now, I want you to put these on.
[Layne hands everyone parachutes.]
Image: oh my god, we’re dropping from this plane, aren’t we?!
Layne: You have no choice, the plane should be down in the next 15 seconds.
Joey: OH GOD!
[The back of the plane opens up and Layne waves the gun at everyone, signalling for them to get out.]
Dan: Here goes nothing! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Vanessa: WAIT FOR M-
[Joey pushes her out of the plane, sending her flying. Joey then falls out.]
Image: I CAN DO THIS!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[Image jumps out.]
Layne: Weee!
[He jumps out.]
'''
[Dan starts waking up.]
Dan: Oh my god…. Where am I?...
Layne: WELCOME T-
Dan: AAAUUUGHHH!!!! HOW THE FRICK DID YOU GET HERE?!
[Layne shrugs.]
Layne: We need to find everyone else… Well, you do. I’m outta here.
Dan: WHAT?!
Layne: Your challenge is to survive. Good luck. You have none.
[A helicopter flies above. Layne pulls out a grappling hook and shoots it at the helicopter. He is carried away.]
Dan: Dang it.
'''
[Vanessa is walking through the woods.]
Vanessa: What is this place?
[Vanessa hears a rumbling in a bush, and points her rifle at it.]
Vanessa: MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!
Image: Ump.
Vanessa: Dang it I was wanting to shoot you.
Image: :o
Vanessa: Did I say that out loud?
[Image nods his head.]
Vanessa: Dang it!
Image: So, how are we going to survive out here?
Vanessa: Well, there was a pond to the North, so I guess we could try and catch some fish.
Image: Sure, that would be a good source of food.
[Vanessa and Image walk to the pond.]
Image: What’s that?!
[Image points at an unidentified figure, eating fish raw.]
Vanessa: SHOW YOURSELF!
[Joey walks out, with blood and fish guts all over his face.]
Joey: I eat raw.
Image: You live with the raw.
Vanessa: Your flesh is raw.
[Dan jumps from a tree.]
Dan: Woah, Joey, did you shoot yourself?
Joey: Did your mom drop you when you were little?
Dan: Yes.
Vanessa: So now that we’re all here, we need to make a shelter.
Image: You still haven’t even caught us any fish yet.
Vanessa: No, WE haven’t caught any fish yet.
Dan: Nope, just you. Joey, can you pass me a cold beer.
Image: Sure.
Vanessa: YOU GUYS ARE ONLY LIKE 17!
Image: Indeed. Pass me another one.
'''
[3 hours and 45 beer cans later.]
Vanessa: Alright, that’s the last of the fish. 
Dan: Peanut Butter Toe Nickles.
Image: Ump
Vanessa: How many cans of beer have you had?
Dan: 45 (Burps)
Vanessa: Where did you even get them from?
Dan: The plane.
Image: I drink VODKA, the gentleman’s drink, so I am not suffering from their effects. I’ll help you cook the fish.
Vanessa: How do we start the fire?
Dan: Molotav Cocktail!
Vanessa: GET DOWN!!
[The cocktail explodes, starting a large fire. Vanessa quickly starts cooking the fish over the fire.]
Image: Yay! 
Vanessa: That’s how you cook a fish!
[Everyone starts eating the fish. They don’t notice that the fire is spreading into the forest.]
Joey: Hey, guys. I just noticed something.
Dan: WhAt?
Joey: The forest is burning.
[Image slowly turns his head and sees the forest burning.]
Image: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Dan: PANIC, PANIC!!!
Image: USE THE BEER!
[They throw the beer onto the fire, making it bigger.]
Vanessa: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Dan: YOU TRY AND FIGURE OUT!
[At this point the forest is burning all around them.]
Joey: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Vanessa: Not if we stick together! Now, if we go to the east, there might still be some unburnt areas! C’mon!
[As everybody walks through the burning forest, more smoke fills the air.]
Image: ACK! MY LUNGS!
Dan: Toughen up!
Image: no u.
[Dan pushes Image into the fire.]
Image: OMFG! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!
Dan: I like Paradise.
Vanessa: LOOK OUT!
[A tree falls, blocking the only exit out of the forest.]
Joey: Oh no…..
Vanessa: I never thought we would all be eliminated at once.
Dan: Well, it’s been fun.
Joey: We almost got to the end.
Image: We lived life to the fullest.
Joey: Wait, what’s that sound?
[A helicopter lands in front of them.]
Layne: Hi. Get in. Now.
[Everyone rushes in.]
Vanessa: Oh, look who came back for us! Where were you while we were suffering? 
Layne: A concert.
[The helicopter flies away.]
Layne: Now, one of you will be eliminated. 
Dan: Vanessa.
Vanessa: Dan?! I don’t have any enemies! Are you my enemy?
Dan: You got me shot last time.
Vanessa: Oh, yeah.
Layne: THEN IT’S DECIDED!
Joey and Image: We haven’t eve-
[Layne kicks Vanessa out of the helicopter. She falls into a dumpster, breaking her fall.]
Vanessa: YUCK! Garbage! ACK! SOMETHING’S MOVING!
Travis: Hello beautiful.
Vanessa: (High-Pitched Screaming)
[The camera cuts back to the helicopter.]
Layne: Done.
Image: Did he just…
Dan: yes, he did.
Joey: That’s a wrap.
Layne: I guess. Now I have to go star in a movie. WATCH WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE 2 IN THEATERS THIS MAY!
Dan: No.
Joey: So, where to next?
Dan: Noone knows….
Image: I want to go home.
Dan: Well, only 2 challenges left!
Image: End Me.
[Episode end.]
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