Strike Out/transcript

Next Episode: Leni! the Game
== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: November 26, 2011
Episode Copyrighted: 2011
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Episode begins at school outside practicing baseball.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pitches the ball*
Ashley Roberts: *swings the bat to hit the ball*
The baseball hits a home run.
Ashley Roberts: Yay, home run! *runs to first base, then runs to second, then runs to third base, then runs to home plate*
Lincoln Loud: Nice home run, Ashley.
Ashley Roberts: *excited, claps my hands* Alright, let's do it again.
Lincoln Loud: Okay.
Ashley Roberts: *picks up the baseball bat, then gets ready to bat*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Ready! Swing! *pitches the ball*
Ashley Roberts: *swings the bat to hit the ball*
Screen cuts close up to the school window. Suddenly, the baseball shatters through the window, then it hits Squidward in the eye offscreen.
Squidward Tentacles: *offscreen, angrily* Ow, my eye! Watch where you're batting, Ashley!
Screen cuts back to Ashley.
Ashley Roberts: Sorry Squidward! We're practicing baseball batting!
Patrick Star: Oh, can I play?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, you can, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Yay.
Ashley Roberts: I'll go get the ball. *goes to school*
Lincoln Loud: Okay, wish me luck!
Screen cuts inside of school.
Ashley Roberts: *goes upstairs to floor 3, then goes to the classroom where Squidward is*
Squidward Tentacles: Ashley, you broke the window?
Ashley Roberts: But Squidward, it was an accident.
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* You'll pay for that, Ashley! I got a black eye!
Screen cuts to close up of Squidward's face, his left eye got a black eye and a woman screams is heard. Screen cuts back to Squidward and Ashley.
Ashley Roberts: I'm sorry, Squidward. I'll find the ball.
Squidward Tentacles: Now, go get it.
Ashley Roberts: *sees the baseball* Oh, the ball. *picks up the baseball*
Squidward Tentacles: You got the ball.
Ashley Roberts: I gotta go, Squidward. Bye. *leaves*
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Now leave me alone and don't come back. *slams the door*
Ashley Roberts: Goody. Squidward looks mad. *goes downstairs*
Screen cuts to school exterior.
Ashley Roberts: *opens the door*
Lincoln Loud: Ashley, did you get the ball?
Ashley Roberts: Yeah, I did. See.
Screen cuts to close up Ashley's right hand holding baseball. Screen cuts back to school exterior.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *smiles* Alright, Ashley, you got the ball.
Ashley Roberts: *throws the ball to SpongeBob*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *catches the ball*
Ashley Roberts: After you, Patrick.
Patrick Star: Okay. *picks up the baseball bat, then gets ready to bat*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Okay, Patrick. I think it's ready.
Patrick Star: Alright.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pitches the ball*
Patrick Star: *swings the bat to hit the ball*
A baseball hits a home run again.
Patrick Star: Yay, a home run. *runs to first base, then runs to second, then runs to third base, then runs to home plate*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pitches the ball*
Leni Loud: *swings the bat to hit the ball runs to first base, then runs to second, then runs to third base, then runs to home plate*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *pitches the ball*
Lincoln Loud: *swings the bat to hit the ball runs to first base, then runs to second, then runs to third base, then runs to home plate*
Ashley Roberts: *pitches the ball*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *swings the bat to hit the ball runs to first base, then runs to second, then runs to third base, then runs to home plate*
Time card reading "Many Home Runs Later..."
French Narrator: Many home runs later…
Yellow Rectangle: That was great practicing! Let’s go to the stadium!
Red Rectangle: Alright!
Slide transition cuts to The City Baseball Stadium.
Perch Perkins: Alright, everybody! Time for the city baseball playoff! This is Perch Perkins. I'll be commenting on the playoffs. Okay, let's play ball!
Lord Master Lox: It's the first ever Master Lox Interdimensional Baseball challenge! It's made with chum!
Squidward Tentacles: This is just said.
Lincoln Loud: No kidding.
Yellow Rectangle: Does he have to be on our team?
Ashley Roberts: Leni, do we get to play, too?
Mayor Sayso: Well, in baseball, each team needs at least nine players.
Leni Loud: And there are a lot of us here.
Mayor Sayso: Besides, it’ll be a learning experience.
Leni Loud: We'd love to help where we can.
Master Lox is practicing his batting.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Dad. I'm not so sure if this game is such a good idea.
SpongeBob SquarePants: He is right, Mr. Loud. We're playing baseball.
Lynn Loud Sr.: You guys may be right. For all we know, they could be using corked bats.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Their cheating is worse than that.
Lord Master Lox: Let's decide which team will be first to bat! Rock, Paper-
Squidward Tentacles: You can't be serious!
Lord Master Lox: Huh?
Squidward Tentacles: Don’t you realize what’s at stake here? If Plankton wins, it’ll mean nothing but catastrophe for all of us.
Lord Master Lox: I'd say that's nothing but stinking thinking!
Lola Loud: Why ruin everyone else’s good time?
Leni Loud: Come on, Squidward. Don't you want to play?
Squidward Tentacles: Hmm... when you put it like that...
Yellow Rectangle: Great, then you'll play, huh?
Squidward Tentacles: You know what? I’ll do it.
Luna Loud: Let's get this game on, dudes!
Yellow Rectangle: Ashley, you’re the pitcher.
Ashley Roberts: Yes! *claps my hands*
Lincoln Loud: Wow! That felt so good! I guess I can do anything. 
One day, during the summer, Ashley and the whole team were playing baseball. All of the team were in their positions. Ashley saw villain opponents.
Perch Perkins: Plankton aims, he swings, Ashley pitches and….
Ashley pitched the ball, and Plankton missed the ball.
Perch Perkins: Strike one! 
Ashley Roberts: Yes! 
Ashley threw the ball again and Plankton missed the ball again.
Perch Perkins: Strike two! 
Ashley Roberts: *pitches the ball*
Plankton swung the ball again and the batter hit the ball, and he managed to catch the line drive. 
Perch Perkins: You're out, Plankton!
Plankton: Barnacles!
When it was time for SpongeBob's team to bat, Lincoln put his focus on the ball.
Lincoln Loud: Easy, Lincoln. Keep your eyes on the ball. Focus.
The pitcher pitched, and Lincoln swung his bat. 
Perch Perkins: He hits it! 
Lincoln ran as fast as he could towards each base. Finally managing to score a home run with the ball out of sight. 
Lincoln Loud: I did it! 
All: He did it! Yay! 
Ashley Roberts: Hooray for Lincoln! Hip hip!
All: Hooray! 
Ashley Roberts: Hip hip! 
All: Hooray! 
Ashley Roberts: Hip hip! 
All: HOORAY!!!! 
The score is Home: 55. Visitors: 5.
Patrick is up to bat first.
Patrick Star: Bring it on!
The pitcher throws the ball at the speed of a bullet. Chris exclaims as the ball is caught by the catcher.
Perch Perkins: Strike one!
Yellow Rectangle: Whoa! Swung too late!
Lord Master Lox: That’s the way, Tomorrow!
Tomorrow, the pitcher throws another ball, and it lands in the catcher's mitt.
Perch Perkins: Strike two!
A third ball is pitched and immediately caught.
Perch Perkins: Strike three! Batter out!
Patrick Star: Tartar sauce!
Lord Master Lox: Alright, send in the next sucker!
Squidward Tentacles: *steps up to the plate* It'll probably be a fireball.
Ashley Roberts: *pitches the ball*
Squidward Tentacles: *tries to hit the ball but misses*
Perch Perkins: Strike one!
Squidward Tentacles: No fair!
Plankton: What do you want?
Next it's Leni's turn to bat.
Leni Loud: Gimme your best pitch, Plankton!
Plankton: *pitches the ball*
Leni Loud: I got it!
She swings and hits.
All: *cheers for Leni*
Squidward Tentacles: We may not lose after all.
Mr. Krabs: *catches the ball*
Perch Perkins: She's out!
Leni Loud: Dang it!
Lord Master Lox: *laughs arrogantly*
Mr. Krabs is up to bat with one arm turned into a morning star.
Ashley Roberts: This time, gotta aim at the catcher's mitt.
She aims at the catcher's mitt.
Mr. Krabs: *hits the ball with a bat, then runs to steal a base.
Patrick Star: *catches the ball*
Mr. Krabs: *bounds over Patrick, then lands in a handstand on the plate.
Perch Perkins: Safe!
Patrick Star: This isn't fun.
Lord Master Lox: *hits the ball out of the park*
Perch Perkins: And it's out of the park!
The ball flies up.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *catches the ball*
Perch Perkins: Home run! Home run!
Mayor Sayso: You caught it, yellow rectangular prism, but, if it's outside the fence, it doesn't count.
Yellow Rectangle: A little late to break out the rule book, isn’t it?
The next batter is Red, who hits the ball hard enough to send it flying at the speed of a bullet.
Perch Perkins: Sad to say, but, it's a home run.
Red Rectangle: *runs all the bases*
SpongeBob's team cheers.
The score is Home: 56. Visitors: 56.
Perch Perkins: It's a tie at 56.
Sandy Cheeks: I'm up to bat. *walks next to home plate*
Plankton: *makes weak pitch*
Perch Perkins: Ball one.
Plankton: *makes another weak pitch*
The ball is thrown back.
Perch Perkins: Ball two.
Plankton: *makes another weak pitch*
Perch Perkins: Ball three.
Plankton: *makes its weakest pitch*
Perch Perkins: Ball four. Take your base.
Sandy Cheeks: Yeehaw! *walks to first base*
Lord Master Lox: *growls* You big loser! You call yourself a pitcher!?
She goes up to bat.
Perch Perkins: Play ball!
Sandy Cheeks: Patrick.
Patrick Star: What?
Sandy Cheeks: Please don't throw the ball too hard, Patrick. I never played before.
Patrick Star: I didn't throw too hard. Plankton did.
Plankton: What?!
Perch Perkins: Balk. Batter takes first base.
Sandy Cheeks: Please forgive me, Patrick.
Lord Master Lox: I oughta throw you in the scrapheap!
Red Rectangle: *hits another home run*
Mayor Sayso: Alright, Red!
Pink Rectangle: Now, our score is 58!
Ashley Roberts: Cool! What ever happened that we were tied at 56?
Lincoln Loud: *notices something* Look, everybody!
Perch Perkins: Hey, you guys! Hit a homer over this way!
Mr. Krabs: Where'd all these people come from?
Luna Loud: So much for staying hidden, dude.
The score board changes so that the scores are Home: 58. Visitors: 56 and the game resumes.
Yellow Rectangle: *comes up to bat*
Plankton: *pitches*
Yellow Rectangle: *bunts the ball*
He runs to first.
Lord Master Lox: *growls in anger points at Ashley, to Plankton* YOU STRIKE HER OUT OR ELSE!
Ashley comes up to bat. Tomorrow pitches the ball with wicked speed, causing Chris to flinch.
Perch Perkins: Strike one!
Ashley Roberts: *begins to doubt myself* Oh, no. What if I let the whole team down?
Perch Perkins: Strike two!
Lincoln Loud: Time out! Ashley, what's going on?
Ashley Roberts: The ball is going so fast. I don't know if I can hit the ball.
Lincoln Loud: Sure you can. All you have to do is count to three and concentrate.
Ashley Roberts: Easy for you to say.
Lincoln Loud: I timed each of those fastballs. There's a three-second window to hit them as they get close.
Ashley Roberts: *takes a deep breath* Okay, I'm gonna try.
She goes back to bat.
Perch Perkins: Play ball! Two outs, two strikes!
Ashley Roberts: *focuses the ball and thinks* Lincoln's right. I just have to keep on trying.
Plankton: *pitches the ball*
Ashley Roberts: *swings with all my might*
Perch Perkins: Strike three! You're—
Ashley Roberts: *sighs* At least I tried my best.
Mayor Sayso: Ashley! Run!
She starts to run towards first base.
Yellow Rectangle: *steals second and third base before running to Home*
Ashley Roberts: *slides to first*
Perch Perkins: Safe!
Ashley Roberts: I did it! I made it to first base!
Lincoln Loud: *gives Ashley a thumbs up from home base*
The score changes so that SpongeBob's team is victorious.
Lord Master Lox: *growls* Those clowns won't make a fool out of me!
Squidward Tentacles: *growls* I'll show her!
Perch Perkins: SpongeBob is up to bat.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wooo! *walks next to home plate*
Squidward Tentacles: I'm gonna strike you out, SpongeBob. *pitches the ball*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hits the ball with a bat*
The ball lands on home run.
Perch Perkins: It's a home run!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *runs on every base*
Ashley Roberts: *runs to home plate*
Later, Squidward pitches the ball.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hits the ball with a bat*
The ball lands on home run.
Perch Perkins: Home run!
SpongeBob SquarePants: *runs on every base*
Later, Squidward pitches the ball.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hits the ball with a bat*
The ball lands on home run.
Later, Squidward pitches the ball.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *hits the ball with a bat*
Later, SpongeBob is hitting the ball with a baseball bat over and over again.
Time card reading "Later..."
French Narrator: Later...
The score is Home: 82. Visitors: 56.
Perch Perkins: SpongeBob's team is winning!
It's Squidward’s turn to bat. He prepared.
Squidward Tentacles: No. Focus on the ball, Squidward. Just focus on the ball. 
Ashley pitched, and Squidward……. Missed. 
Perch Perkins: Strike!
Squidward readied his bat, Ashley pitched.
Perch Perkins: Strike two! 
Squidward tried again and……
Perch Perkins: Strike three! You're out, Squidward! 
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily breaks the baseball bat in half* That's it! I'm going home! *leaves*
The cops have arrived.
Cop #13: According to the rules, it was that squid who broke a baseball bat. Which means he's under arrest. Cuff him.
Cop #42: Gotta. *follows Squidward* 
Eventually, the game is over. The result is Home: 82. Visitors: 56. 
Everyone cheered Ashley for winning the game, and they all carried her out.
Squidward Tentacles: *angrily* Stupid baseball.
Cop #42: *arrests Squidward* Not so fast! You're not going anywhere!
Squidward Tentacles: Uh oh.
Screen cuts to The City Jail.
Squidward Tentacles: What, I'm in jail?
Flats the Flounder: Hey Squidward. I'm gonna kick your butt.
Squidward Tentacles: My butt?
Flats the Flounder: *kicks Squidward's butt*
Squidward Tentacles: Ow. My butt. Can someone please let me outta here? Please.
Screen cuts back to The City Baseball Stadium.
Everyone put Ashley down.
Others: Hooray!
Lord Master Lox: *growls and gets angry*
Plankton: Uh, Master Lox, you look angry.
Lord Master Lox: *gets angry* PLANKTON, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
Plankton: Why?!
Lord Master Lox: BECAUSE WE LOST! LET'S GO HOME!
Plankton: *jumps to Master Lox's shoulder* Alright, let's go!
Lincoln Loud: Great game, Ashley!
Ashley Roberts: That was fun, wasn't it?!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, really!
Sonic the Hedgehog: Hooray for Ashley!
Others: Hooray!
The crowds are cheering.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Everyone, follow me! To the Krusty Krab!
Everyone: *follows SpongeBob to the Krusty Krab*
Screen cuts back to The City Jail.
Flats the Flounder: *kicks Squidward's butt*
Squidward Tentacles: Ow, don't I get a phone call?
Screen cuts in black and it says "THE END". Episode ends.
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