The Epic Road Trip

This is a season 5 episode of A Collection of Pointless Adventures .
==Characters==
Wario
Bagel
Web
David
Rob
Pac-man
Rainbow Dash
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Applejoy
Bombella
Kitty
Chadster
Yum-Yum
==Transcript==
(The gang are seen playing Go Fish)
Bagel: Got any 2's?
Web: No, but I have 200.
Bagel: Wait, what?
Web: Hey Bagel, where's Wario?
Bagel: I thought he was at McTaco's.
Web: Nah, he got kicked out after he stole the menu.
(Wario crashes van through wall)
Wario: Get in.
(Opening plays)
Rob: Where did you get a van?
Wario: I STOLE IT! GET IN!! WERE GOING TO FLORRRRRRRIDDDDAAAAAAAAA.....
Bagel: WHERE in Flordia?
Wario: Warner Bros. Studios
Bagel: Why?
Wario: Why NOT?
Bagel: Hm...good point.
Wario: Nauh les go!
Web: Let's pick up our girlfriends, first.
Rob: And Pac-man.
David: And Applejoy
Wario: LESS GO, BROS!
(The gang drives off in the sunset to pick up thier girlfriends and other friends)
Web: A'ight, everyone's here. You got the MapMess directions?
Bagel: I couldn't remember where we lived. Or our zip code. Or our names
Wario: .....................................................................YOU IDIOT!!!
Web: Iss okay. I think I know my name....
(Types in "Reginald Faustkiller")
Wario: Wait, what?
David: You @$&%ed up the spelling!
(David types in "Ron Weasley")
Wario:..........................
Rob: This is Nick, not Di-
Web: You can't say that on television!
Rob: You're right. Never mention the competition.
Web: Exactly, that I learned from a Cartoon Network show I saw while channel-surfing for the Hub!
Rob: You ju- it ju- it's... DUDE!!!
Web: What?
Bagel: YOU JUST SAID IT!
Web:.....
Pac-Man 64: *looks behind* The cops are after us.
Everyone: O_O
Bagel: DRIVEDRIVEDRIVE!!!!
(Van zooms off)
Wario: Why are they after us?
Rob: Who cares?! Drive Faster!
(The gang see "Closed Road" sign and an unfinished road ahead)
Bagel: CRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPDAMNDAMN
(Police cars crash)
Web: (Gves them the bird) HA!! YOU MISSED!!!
Bagel: *writes Will*
(The van goes over the bridge, and makes it to the other side)
Web: Did we just defy gravity?
Rob: Yep. (Points to vomit on roof)
Wario: EAT THAT, COPS!
(Cops suddenly appear in front of them)
Bagel: The F***?
Web: WIZARDS!
Rob: GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID HEADS!!!!!! ***** SON A ***** YOU ******ERS!!!
David: HEY! CURSING IS MY POWER!
The gang: AHHHHH
Rainbow Dash: Hey guys, whats for crap tonight, chilly?
Rob: Why the hell would you want to eat chilly at a time like this?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I have swag dumb@$$.
Rob: Good point.
Web: THEH COPS ARE ON THR CHASE!, DRIVE BACKWARDS!
(Warios puts it in R and hits the gas)
The gang: AHHHHHHHHHHH
David: WHAT THE F#%$ ARE YOU DOING?! WELL CRASH BACK INTO THE PIT!
Wario: We defied gravity last time, we can do it again.
(The van run halhway threw the pit, stops, then falls in it)
Bagel: *Gets out Will again and contues to write where he started*
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