Dirty Pit Kill Team

The Dirty Pit Kill Team was a gang of assassins active in the final days of the 5th and 6th Ages. While originally formed as a league of powerful assassins for hire, the team mostly spent their time committing petty crimes and acts of public annoyance, though they were still somewhat deadly in a fight. During the 6th Age they would come into conflict with the Vibe Gang, led by their longtime rival, the Pirate King.
== Members ==
* Racketeering Raccoon was the group's second leader, taking over after Baron's death. Raccoon was a sharpshooter who liked to commit tax fraud and other financial crimes. Many years ago he tried to TF himself into a furry, instead mutating into a horrible human-animal hybrid. 
* Pool Partier was a strange man from the sea. He liked to dress as if he was going swimming, but could not actually swim. He had the power to see through towels, so he wore a bulletproof towel over his body.
* Governor Guts was a disgraced New Eden politician, formerly known as "White SNL Corey Booker", who fashioned himself a sword inspired by the ancient historical figure, King Guts.
* Furry Fantom was a Neo-Japanese stand user, whose ability, "Hidden Figures" allowed him to shapeshift into any other person, though his tail and ears showed up in all forms.
* Albino America loved Amy Klobuchar and the DNC, and wanted more women in charge of the CIA and FBI. It was also the spiritual successor and failed clone of the 5th Ager, America.
* Darth Dadeer was a mysterious figure, with nobody knowing what he looked like under his mask. Was he a burn victim? Some other important character? Nobody knows, but his skateboard attack was deadly either way.
* Caffeine Conduit was a Gurgandan who could, after drinking lots of caffeine, move faster than the speed of sound. Conduit had been active as far back as the First Weeb War, though where he got his powers is unknown. 
* Baron Berserker was the original founder of the Kill Team. Unhinged and violent, Baron met his end fighting the Pirate King in Stormalong.
* Dr. Charles Latta was the Dirty Pit's science man, a New Eden professor and former Follower of the Apocalypse who decided to use his skills for profit and evil. On a mission to steal and sell the Grugandan Records, he was killed by a mysterious assailant, only having time to warn Raccoon that something was coming.
* White Claw was an unfinished, abandoned 3rd Ager. Nobody is quite sure where they came from or what they are, as they only speak the ancient tongue. Like Latta, they were killed at the Grugandan Archives.
*Diamond Dog was a cute little dog who worked as an informant for the Kill Team. DD originally belonged to the Resistance, but spent much of his time after the apocalypse spying on different factions for Racoon. 
Dirty Pit Assassins.png|Pool Partier, Albino America, Furry Fantom, and Caffine Conduit attend a team meeting
Dartth_dader.PNG|Darth Dadeer in Battle
Diamond Dog.png|Diamond Dog
Latta and white claw.png|Dr. Charles Latta and White Claw
Baron berserker.PNG|Baron Berserker
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