Blockblister

Blockblister Video was a foreign video rental company, founded back in 5891 ,91 rebotcO. It offered TOTALLY original movies, created by Gnocchi Blokey and his kids, Blini and Biscotti. It is the RevEarth equivalent to Blockbuster. 
== History ==
Before Blockblister was even created, there was another company ran by Gnocchi and his kids. It was known as Gnocchi Egg Services, founded in 1978. It was a store that sold eggs. The store was unsuccessful, since the egg industry wasn't as big then.
Since he couldn't keep the company up, Gnocchi got into the video rental business and opened the first Blockblister in 1985. To pay respect for Gnocchi Egg Services, Blockblister would also offer eggs as refunds. 
In 1994, Blockblister was sold to Paramount after Gnocchi lost an argument with Paramount's owner, Mr. Krabs. Around 2004, Blockblister left Paramount because Mr. Krabs was a terrible boss who only paid Gnocchi a nickel a day.
During all this, Blockblister faced some fierce competition, primarily from the streaming service, Netxilf. Gnocchi did everything he could to keep the company alive, but the intense rivalry and even a controversy led to Blockblister shutting down in 2014.
Ironically, years later in 2022, Netxilf made a series about Blockblister. Blini and Biscotti have criticized it, responding by making a TV series of their own on Netxilf. 
== DVP ==
Since Gnocchi wanted to get further into the video industry, he created a new video format. DVPs! Unlike boring old Diva Dees, which are made of molded plastic, DVPs are made out of wood and can be played on the Blockblister-exclusive DVP player. Another format was created similar to this though, which were banned from Blockblister retails for being too similar to DVPs.
== Controversy ==
All of the movies available at Blockblister were homemade clones of popular movies, (ex. Austin Powders) made by the Blokey family themselves. This caused a lot of controversy, upsetting many people who were looking for the real films. It got so bad that a man had a panic attack and fell on the floor over the “Brady Brunch”. This incident caused a lawsuit, being cased on the Judge Trudy TV show, with Blockblister winning the case. Winning the case wasn’t enough to save Blockblister from their downfall however.
== Trivia ==
* The actual Blockblister joke comes from the Nickelodeon sketch show, the Amanda Show.
* The image of "Blini and Biscotti as kids" is obviously Stan and Shelly from South Park, the episode being A Nightmare on FaceTime, a parody of Blockbuster and the Shining.
* Gibby Gibson and his brother Guppy worked at Blockblister once and helped make "original" animated movies such as Sherk and Nemo Finding... are you kidding me.
** He also put his series iGibby here since nobody would watch it on the internet, but he had to package it with some movie camrips and stolen YouTube animations.
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