Super-Stardom

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
EB: So we decided to let Plankton announce who’s going to the finale with him.
Plankton: Alrighty. The final vote was a 2 - 0 vote. 
Amaya: I’m scared.
Squidina: Me too. 
Plankton: The person joining me in the finale is… 
Amaya: I don’t think … is a person, Plankton.
Plankton: Amaya it’s you.
Amaya: LET’S GOOOOOO!
Steve: This of course makes Squidina the final person evicted and final jury member.
Plankton: We have a jury?
EB: Yeah, they decide who wins based off how well the person they vote played the game and treated them.
Plankton: Oh crap.
Squidina: Bye guys!
(Squidina walks out onto the stage)
EB: Aight, Plankton and Amaya, go get ready. If you walk over to the dress room Amaya, you’ll find a wide selection of maroon dresses because I couldn’t find anything in the exact color of your original duo.
Amaya: Thanks!
(Amaya runs into the dress room)
Steve: Plankton, you get to go choose one of many zomp suits from the suit room.
(Plankton goes to the suit room)
Plankton: What to choose? Wait, they’re all in my size! How considerate!
(Plankton and Amaya come out of the rooms)
Amaya: We look snazzy!
Plankton: Yeah we do. 
Amaya: So what now EB?
EB: You guys walk into the stage. 
(Plankton and Amaya walk out onto the stage)
EB: We now welcome back everybody who was previously evicted.
(All the formerly evicted contestants come out and sit in chairs which are in two rows of seven)
Steve: Plankton and Amaya, you will now have a chance to tell the jury why you think you should win.
Plankton: Well everybody, if you vote me I would dedicate all my money to good and NOT to stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula. 
Spot: Ruff Ruff!
Squilliam: Mhm sure.
Amaya: If you choose me I’ll be happy. Also my husband won, and I was good to you guys!
Larry: That’s weak, but you were nice to me.
Bob Ross: And you were nice to me!
EB: Now it’s time for you guys to vote on a winner.
(Camera goes black as heavy metal begins to play)
Steve: Don, you’re first.
(Don casts his vote)
EB: Alpooh, you’re next.
Alpooh: I hate both people left. Can I just not vote? 
EB: Just vote dammit.
(Alpooh casts his vote)
Steve: Donald Trump, you’re next.
(Donald Trump casts his vote)
EB: Boxy, you’re next.
(Boxy falls over)
EB: Polar, you’re next.
Polar: Seriously I got the exact same place as last time it isn’t even fair that Poopla got back in.
EB: Just vote. 
(Polar casts her vote)
Steve: The Sixth Doctor, you’re next.
(The Sixth Doctor casts his vote) 
EB: Larry, you’re next.
Larry: Noice.
EB: We don’t need an extra comment.
(Larry casts his vote)
Steve: Spot, you’re next.
(Spot casts his vote)
EB: Hoopla, you’re next. 
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(Hoopla casts his vote)
Steve: Granite, you’re next.
(Granite casts his vote)
EB: Bob Ross, you’re next.
(Squidina whispers something to Bob Ross)
Bob Ross: You did a painting challenge without me?
EB: She lies. Vote.
(Bob Ross casts his vote)
Steve: Squilliam, you’re next.
(Squilliam casts his vote) 
EB: Poopla, you’re next. 
(Poopla casts his vote)
Steve: Squidina, you’re last.
Squidina: Well I really hope I choose right.
EB: Hey somebody said that exact thing last season.
(Squidina casts her vote)
Steve: All votes have been cast. I will read them. 
(Intense music begins playing)
Steve: First vote goes to Plankton.
Plankton: Let’s go!
Steve: Second vote goes to Amaya. Third vote, Amaya. Fourth vote, Amaya. 
(Filler for reveal)
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Steve: The next ten votes all go to one of you two. This person will get a billion dollars.
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Steve: And the winner is… 
Amaya: I’m still pretty sure … isn’t an actual person.
Steve: IT’S YOU AMAYA GODDAMMIT!
Amaya: Yay! Now I can buy that hotel!
Plankton: Wait so I only got one vote?
Spot: Ruff Ruff! 
Plankton: Thanks Spot. You’re a good boy!
EB: Thank you viewers for another great season. I’m sure that the next season will be even bigger or better than this one!
Steve: Hey what’s that whining noise?
Larry: Yeah, I hear it too. It’s super high pitched.
EB: Oh shit. OH SHIT EVERYBODY FREAKING RUN!
Amaya: Wait why?
EB: (hands winning check to Amaya) take this before I forget. Remember that supercomputer that we beat? Well I locked it up in the supplies closet and it made that noise right before I destroyed it’s power battery.
Plankton: So the robot TURNED ITSELF ON?!
(All of a sudden a door across from the table explodes into splinters)
Don: What’s going on?!
(The supercomputer emerges with a powerful humanoid body)
Supercomputer: You thought you could lock me away. Simply forget I was there. Now you will pay EB!
Plankton: DO SOMETHING!
(Steve grabs a cup of water and splashes it on the supercomputer, causing him to explode into flames and melt)
Amaya: Okay I just want to leave.
(The FBI shows up)
EB: Shit.
Guy 1: FBI OPEN UP!
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
Guy 2: HE TOOK HOSTAGES?!
Steve: EB, what’s going on?
EB: Well um as it turns out, I um. I didn’t buy the supercomputer. I stole it. They must have some type of tracking device in it.
Steve: Then why are they just no showing up?
Plankton: Probably because he destroyed it.
Guy 1: LET US IN NOW EB!
(EB opens the door)
EB: Oh hi guys, what do you need?
Guy 1: Shut up. You’re coming with us.
Guy 3: We’re gonna give you a cell with a window, don’t worry.
EB: Wait I have rights!
Guy 2: Not here you don’t.
EB: THIS IS AMERICA!
Guy 2: No it isn’t!
The Sixth Doctor: Yeah that’s true, we’re actually in-
EB: Not now, doc.
Guy 1: Take him away. 
Guy 2: What about all the money he stole?
Guy 1: It was only a billion. 
(Donald Trump comes out while "Hail to the Chief" plays)
Donald Trump: Actually it was I who planned this whole thing, he didn’t steal it.
Alpooh: Wait you told him to steal from you so you could compete for the money he stole?
Donald Trump: Yeah pretty much.
Amaya: You mean the money I have?
Donald Trump: Keep it. I already have a lot of money anyways and you look like a tired teen mom. How old are you? 
Amaya: 14.
Donald Trump: Hmmm, you may have broken a law there. I’ll let you off the hook.
Guy 1: Do you want an escort him sir?
Donald Trump: Yes please, sit me by EB.
Guy 2: Sure thing.
(The FBI agents drive away with EB and Donald Trump)
Spot: Ruff Ruff!
Polar: What. The. Hell. What just happened?
Granite: No clue.
Polar: Can we go home?
Alpooh: I say we do it.
Amaya: Well this was fun. 
Steve: I guess I’m hosting next season, but I have no idea where I’ll get the money from.
Amaya: I can give you some of the profit my hotel makes!
Steve: Sounds good. Cameraman, you can record again!
Cameraman: I’ve been recording this entire thing since it isn’t fake like last season.
Steve: You WHAT?! 
Cameraman: Hey at least I recorded somebody reaching potential super-stardom. 
(Episode ends with Steve yelling something at the cameraman and everyone else looking horrified)
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