Brands

Here is a comprehensive list of brand names within the multiverse:
== Food and Drink ==
=== Restaurants and Food Services ===
* Earl Sandwich, a sandwich restaurant, their most popular product is The Earl Sandwich
* Thicc Narsty’s, incredibly unhealthy fast food restaurant serving worryingly large portions of unhealthy and unhygienic food, high in cholesterol and guaranteed to cause lasting health conditions after extended exposure,
* MegaWonder, a fast food restaurant. They are called MegaWank in the MegaWank Universe.
* Underground Subs, UK’s answer to Subway. “Sub“ sandwich chain with London Underground aesthetic.
* Fattiserie, known for their cakes with high fat content, their slogan is "Eat here, get PHAT".
* Snakatak, a fast food chain, known for their immensely quick serving speed.
* BilderBurgz, a burger chain, only has 12 franchises across the whole world, two of them are in the UK, the rest are in America.
* Meals on Wheels, a catering service used for parties and events.
* Crown Burger, a burger chain.
* Tennessee Chicken, fried chicken chain from Tennessee, USA
* SANDWICH SHOP, sandwich chain
* Asshole Burger, American fast food chan featuring burgers, hot dogs & fried chicken. (Notoriously offensive)
* Ape Coffee, Monkey themed coffee chain.
* Pizza Payback, a fast-food pizza chain.
=== Snack Products ===
* Rumpskies and Judd, a snack company, its products include:
** Rumpskies Pork Scratchings
** Rumpskies Bacon Crisps
** Judd's Peanuts
** Rumpskies and Judd's Smoky Bacon Peanuts
* Sister O’Grady’s dry flavourless crackers for the soul, a biscuit/ cracker company producing boring and bland wheat based snacks designed to discourage sinfulness.
* Meat Men, producers of entirely meat-based snacks including:
** Jerky
*** Beef
*** Chicken
*** Pork
*** Turkey
*** Lamb
*** Fish
** Pork Scratchings
** Bacon Bits
** Pork Rinds
** Meat Flavoured Crisps
** Beef Croutons
=== Foodstuffs ===
* Falgos Foods, specialises in frozen foods creators of infamous Do-It-Yourself Frozen Maize Corn Snack Food Kit.
*Greenfisher Food, frozen food brand started in New Chernobyl. Similar to the real-world Birds Eye
*Featherly Fisheries, a coastal seafood factory in Motor City and front for an organised crime business. Owned by Preston Featherly aka “The Puffin”
*Thyke-cut Steaks, meat production company in Thyke City. Known for extra-thick cuts of meat.
*Stonemill, bakery selling a large variety of baked goods internationally. Bakes bread, muffins, crumpets, scones, cakes, cookies & more.
=== Confectionery ===
* Chubby's Chocolate Company, in Thyke City, USA, its products include:
** Chubby's Chocolate, The Chub is a loyal patron and advocate for this chocolate. Chubby's Chocolate accidentally dyed the Chub's costume brown.
* Dr.Farden’s Old-Timey Traditional Confectionary, a company producing old fashioned confectionary using original and traditional recipes (some of which dating back over 100 years)
=== Soft Drinks ===
* NRG, an energy drink. [It'd be nice to know who owns it].
* Soda Up! A soft drink brand, its main flavour tastes like Sprite. Its flavours include:
** Lemon Lime (The original)
** Pineapple and Grapefruit, tastes like Lilt.
** Piña, stylised as 'Piña Up!', a Piña colada flavoured beverage containing pineapple, coconut and an additive that tastes like white rum. This beverage isn't alcoholic.
** Super Citrus, containing lemon, lime, grapefruit and orange.
** Mango, tastes of mango.
** Spicy Soda, contains orange, mango, cinnamon and ginger, with the latter two ingredients providing a burning sensation when drunk.
* Riot Cola, a soft drink developed by [SOMEONE], [SOMEWHERE].
* Brap, a soft drink brand, known for its low quality and very cheap price. Chavs drink it a lot because of its name and price. It comes in two flavours:
** Blackcurrant, known for giving people horrible gas after drinking.
** Cola, "the worst thing ever"
* Dr.Botkieller’s Old-Timey Traditional Carbonated Beverages, a company producing a variety of old fashioned fizzy drinks in traditional glass bottles. Some recipes dating back 100 years. Includes a luxury alcoholic line featuring uniquely shaped bottles.
=== Alcoholic Beverages ===
* Feer Beer, a beer. [It'd be nice to know who owns it.] "Very scary"
* Motor Brewing Co. A beer brewery situated in Motor City. Signature drink “Motor Oil”
*Unbranded, a budget brand selling a giant range of liquor at extremely cheap prices. Label is blank white with plain text on. Products including: Unbranded Beer, Unbranded Vodka, Unbranded Gin ect.
== Film and TV ==
* Line Productions, a film production company.
* cinemano, a film production company.
* TheatriQ, an advanced cinema system incorporated in select cinemas.
* MegaBox, a major brand of cinemas. The largest brand of cinema worldwide since 1980. Famous for jumping on the 3D movie trend. Notable for their iconic movie tickets for 3D movies.
== Radio and Music ==
=== Music ===
* Killa Klowns, metal band known for its aggressive style and illegal super-violent motorbike moshes.
=== Radio ===
* CBR, Carlos Broadcasting and Radio. Also known as the "Corrupt Broadcasting Station".
== Amusements ==
* Bradleyland, Bear Brad Bradley's branded soft play areas.
* Doom-on-the-Sea, Skegness-based seaside amusement park, arcade and funfair situated on the pier. Very run down and home to many non-functioning nautical themed rides (and one functioning Egyptian themed ride that seems out of place). On the very verge of (literally) collapsing.
== Weaponry ==
* Classcorp, developers of Alligator Man's Classified handgun.
* Lead Us Be, an arms dealer throughout America.
* Salts and Co., a bomb manufacturer.
* Walter’s Happy Handgun Co., Manufacturers of cheap and weak firearms.
== Toys ==
* Mo, a game system developed by Sortsef.
* Word Up! A word based board game, similar to real life games Boggle and Scrabble.
== Sports ==
=== Association Football (Soccer) ===
* Athletico Kebab
* PECSAV FC
* Golf Club
=== Gridiron Football ((North) American Football) ===
* [IRL] American Collage Football, the national league for college teams.
* [IRL] NFL, National Football League, largest and most popular American football league. Home of the world famous “Super Bowl” annual event.
* YMMAFL, YMM American Football League
* [IRL] XFL, X Football League
=== Professional Wrestling ===
* [IRL] WWE, World Wrestling Entertainment
* YMM Wrestling "brands", illegal broadcasts occurring within the WWE:
** Throwdown Wrestling. The independent wrestling company ran by YMM
** Regret Wrestling
** Friday-Night Fire-Pro
** Gurgsday Night Genocide
* Miami Wrestling
* Brooklyn Beat-Down
* US Champions Federation
* The Pink Ladies
* The Golden Ring
* TCW: Tiger Championship Wrestling. The largest pro-wrestling company in India. Partnered with WWE as to allow wrestlers like Tank Parker to wrestle amongst the WWE roster.
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== Healthcare and Fitness ==
* BetterMan, a fitness company. They have BetterWoman as their female line, too.
* Listen Ear, a hearing clinic.
* Run Fatso!, fitness company specialising in helping the overweight get healthy.
== Lifestyle ==
* NewLife, a charity shop.
* Crappies, a charity shop.
* Happy Days Funeral Services
*Prev-i-ous, a clothing store selling 70s, 80s and 90s attire.
*Sure Fire, a convenience store chain with over 24,000 stores worldwide. A parody of real-life 7-Eleven convenience stores. It's known for some signature products:
**The Dink, (shortened from "drink") known as the Bevvie in the UK (slang for "beverage")
**The BIG DINK, or Massive Bevvie, equivalent to a 7-Eleven Double Gulp soda cup
*Groovy Tunes, Vinyl record store (100% funded by hipsters)
*Mateo’s Time Shares, Scamming people into signing up for a time-share, and then extorting their ass until they die. OFFERING PEOPLE GREAT DEAL ON SEASONAL REAL ESTATE! IT IS OPPORTUNITY OF LIFE TIME!
== Pets & Pet Supplies ==
* Animal House, Pet shop chain
* Boccini’s Dog Food, Dog food cannery factory. Owned by the Boccini Family Mafia. (People they don’t like have a habit of disappearing near this factory)
* Exotic Animal Imports, underground black marked trader selling illegal exotic wild animals to celebrities & stupid rich people
* Pet World, Pet shop chain.
* Zooniverse Suppliers, animal supply shop for wild/ exotic animals.
== Corporations and Parent Companies ==
* Mr.Colstom‘s Old-Timey Food Company, Parent company owning Dr.Farden’s Confectionary & Dr.Botkieller’s Drinks. Producing many foodstuffs all using old recipes.
* Pawtucket Enterprises, enormous corporation owning many subsidiary companies in tech, industry, housing, security & more. Company is owned by Colin Pawtucket (aka, The Chub) the company secretly funds & develops his gadgets.
* MegaWank, and its subsidiaries [MW-Universe]
== Local Businesses and Special Interest ==
* Paige's Pages, a small independent book store in Hucknall, Nottingham, England. The owner of which is named Paige.
* John Gey: Handyman, local handyman in the East Midlands area. He does NOT find his name funny.
* Tilford's Butchery and Greengrocer, found in Hucknall, Nottingham, England.
* The East Tunnelford Club, found in East Tunnelford, Nottingham, England.
* "Money Grabbing Bastards", a corner shop.
* PECSAV Totally-Not-A-Farce Computing Repairs
* YMM Rent-A-Cop
* YMM: Attorneys at Law
* Grossberg’s Thematically accurate fantastical re-enactments, re-enactment society for hire. Providing both historical re-enactments and fictional LARPing events for parties, festivals and events.
* The Craic Shack, Dublin comedy club
* The Hub-Cap, Dive bar popular with truckers, cheap students or anyone who has $2.99. Found in Lake Falls, Wisconsin, USA. (EST. 1968)
* Down & Out, themed homeless Soup kitchen in Chicago, Illinois, USA. (EST. 1920) Was once a standard soup kitchen ran for the sake of good will, over the decades they refused to refurbish and were overtly outdated. Coming under new management it has become so old and dated that it has been rebranded a "themed" soup kitchen offering an "authentic" 20s & 30s Soul kitchen feel. They offer cheap bowls of soup to anyone who fancies being treated like a Hobo for the afternoon. The genuinely homeless have been gentrified out of the establishment.
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