Play It Again, Christopher Robin

Christopher Robin pleaded with his father, Dimitri, to buy him a tuba. The tuba cost fourteen dollars. He promised he would practice, but he got bored pretty fast. Christopher Robin wanted to quit the tuba. But his father said "Nope! You have a recital in two weeks. You need to practice, practice, practice!" So he hired a private tutor to work with him. His sister, Jenny Foxworth, went to the recital to hear Christopher Robin play. When Christopher Robin started to get stinky, Jenny said, "I could not take it anymore." Christopher Robin started playing his tuba and he gave Jenny a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of vomiting and he also gave Dimitri a bad case of pants pooping.