The Holy State of Matrimony

A priest and a nun were returning from a tiring day on the road when their car broke down. They were unable to get it fixed, so they were forced to spend the night at a hotel. As it would happen, the only hotel in the town had only one room available.
After assessing the situation the Priest said, "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object, under the circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa, and you may have the bed."The Nun replied, "I think that would be okay." They prepared for bed and each one took their agreed place in the room.
Just as the Priest was falling asleep, the Nun asked, "Father, I'm terribly cold. Could you get me a blanket?" The Priest replied, "Okay Sister, I'll get you a blanket." The Priest got the blanket and returned to the sofa. 
As the priest was about to fall asleep a second time, the Nun once again requested, "Father, I'm still terribly cold. Could you get me another blanket?" The Priest replied, "Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket." He got the blanket and returned to the sofa.
As the priest was about to fall asleep for a third time, the Nun stated, "Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for this one night."
The Priest replied, "You're probably right. Get up and get your own damn blanket!"
Category:Religious Humor
Category:Sexual