Transcripts/Ponies of the Moment; One Click Wonder

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==Ponies of the Moment==
:[whooshing]
:Fluttershy: Hmm...
:[ding!]
:Fluttershy: Ouch! [whimpering]
:[splatting]
:Pinkie Pie: Ooh! I hope we can get all these orders out in time! I'm a little stressed! But I know we can do it if we all chip in.
:Rarity: Stressed! Yes! Me, too! Virtual baking, darling! Hard, darling!
:[beeping]
:Pinkie Pie: Hellooooo?! It's the middle of our busy season, Rarity! If we get even a few more orders, we're really gonna be in a bind!
:Rarity: Don't you worry. Be right there.
:Pinkie Pie: Phew.
:Rarity: And by "right there", I mean right after I fill these one hundred new orders and make it to the next level!
:[beeping]
:Pinkie Pie: [groaning]
:[splatting]
:Twilight Sparkle: [strains]
:Gummy: [chomping]
:Rarity: Whoo-hoo!
::[rhythmically]
::Gotta fake it before you bake it!
::Gotta cup it before you cake it!
::Oh!
:Pinkie Pie: [growls] Rarity! A little help?! Just a teeny, tiny, little bit of help?
:Rainbow Dash: I've got you, Pinkie! Heads up! [straining]
:Pinkie Pie: You certainly take the cake, Rainbow Dash. I doubt there's a baking machine in the world you can't keep up with.
:[crank]
:[whirring]
:Fluttershy and Applejack: [gasp]
:Rainbow Dash: [yells]
:Pinkie Pie: [yelps] I regret saying that! Whoooaaaa!
:Rainbow Dash: [yells]
:Pinkie Pie: Kind of running out of hoof space for these cakes, Dash!
:Rarity: [gasps]
:Pinkie Pie: Wuh-oh! I'm tipping!
:Rainbow Dash: Come on, Pinkie! You got this!
:Pinkie Pie: [whimpering]
:Rest of Mane Six: [gasp]
:Rainbow Dash: Maybe she don't got this.
:Pinkie Pie: Whaaaat am I doing?!
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, you're... dancing?
:Rarity: Cake-tacular!
:Pinkie Pie: Quick! All hooves on deck!
:[splatting]
:[owl hoots]
:Pinkie Pie: [sighs]
:Rainbow Dash: [groans]
:Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle: [groan]
:Pinkie Pie: [sighs] I think I'm ready for a nap. [snores]
:Rarity: Brava, darling! Oh, maybe I should've been a little more help.
:Rest of Mane Six: [groan]
:[door opens]
:Spike: Hey! Hey, everypony! Check this out! It's an e-mail from the Mayor of the Internet! We've gone viral!
:Mane Six: Huh?
:Rarity: Spike, what are you talking about? I only sent the video of Pinkie and the cupcakes to the Mane Six and you. It couldn't have gone viral unless—
:Spike: It was me!
:Mane Six: Huh?
:Spike: I-I'm sorry, but that was the coolest video I've ever seen! I had to share it with my closest friends on the World Wide Web.
:Pinkie Pie: Spike! I don't want to be caught on the web!
:Spike: Not even with... one million views on YouHoof?
:Mane Six: [excited noises]
:Rainbow Dash: This is pretty cool, ponies. But let's all agree not to let the viral fame go to our heads, okay?
:Rest of Mane Six: Okay.
:Rainbow Dash: Viral fame has gone to our heads!
:Fan Pony: [giggles]
:[zip!]
:[camera clicking]
:Applejack: I don't get it. It's just a wall.
:Pinkie Pie: Yeah, but it's a famous just-a-wall now!
:[camera clicks]
:Twilight Sparkle: [reading] "Sometimes this do be bad"? What does that even mean?
:[camera clicks]
:Twilight Sparkle: Who cares? They're talking about us!
:Pinkie Pie: Hey, guys! This is my cool Frosting-Tron Frosterator! It's the best, and I use it every day!
:[cameras clicking]
:Pinkie Pie: #Ad.
:[indistinct chatter]
:Applejack: [sighs] I'm out of bandwidth for this. End montage.
:Pinkie Pie: Last call for photos! And cakes, too. I guess we still sell those.
:[door closes]
:Pinkie Pie: [sighs]
:Rest of Mane Six: [sigh, snoring]
:[door opens]
:[rooster crows]
:[door closes]
:Rarity: What's going on with the video? Any more action?
:Pinkie Pie: Nah. No new views.
:[zip!]
:Pinkie Pie: And no line? But we're only one day into our fifteen minutes of fame!
:Applejack: [sighs] Thank the internet. It's about time.
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah, uh, what a relief.
:Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you said it. What a relief. [laughs nervously]
:Mane Six sans Applejack: [laugh nervously] Hmmm...
:Applejack: [groans]
==One Click Wonder==
:[patriotic music]
:Pinkie Pie: So, when the crowds get here, remember to shake everypony's hoof on your way in. Photo ops should happen at the photo wall. And above all else, smile! We've got to stay on the Viral Express! Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga, choo-choo!
:[door opens]
:[applause]
:[beep]
:[wind whistles]
:Ponies and Spike: [sigh]
:Rainbow Dash: I guess this means we've gone back to normal.
:Spike: The video only had one view today. And it was me.
:Pinkie Pie: [sighs]
:Rarity: Yesterday, our inbox was full of fan mail. And today, it's at zero. Oooh! This looks promising. Do any of you know a prince from Neigh-geria?
:Rest of Mane Six: [groan]
:Rarity: He wants to give us a lot of bits!
:Fluttershy: You catch the attention of so many ponies all at once. I thought they were our friends. We didn't even get to say goodbye.
:Rest of Mane Six: [sigh]
:Pinkie Pie: The crowds might be gone, but the Frosterator is still here! Great gifts for extended family members and casual acquaintances.
:[boom!]
:Rest of Mane Six: [laugh]
:Twilight Sparkle: I tried to figure out algorithms to put us back on top, but they're more chaotic than Discord!
:Applejack: At least now we can go outside without all that attention and make some new memories together.
:Pinkie Pie: You're right, Applejack! We don't need views or Frosterator deals. We just need to go outside and make... a new video go viral!
:Rarity: Yay!
:[boom!]
:[fizzle]
:Applejack: Yeah, not exactly what I said. 
:Spike: It's so simple.
:Pinkie Pie: Like syrup! If everypony helps, we'll be trending by lunchtime.
:Fluttershy: But how do we make a video go viral?
:Spike: Well, let's see what's trending.
:Rainbow Dash: Look at his little legs go!
:Pinkie Pie: See? All we have to do is produce hilarious original content in a bite-sized package for the masses to consume.
:Applejack: What if we just do somethin' for ourselves?
:Spike: Looks like all these videos have the same thing. Comedy plus pets plus magic equals viral.
:Rarity: [gasps] As much as I love drama, comedy has always been my true forte.
:[cameras clicking]
:Rarity: [laughs]
:Fluttershy: Oh, I would love to do something with my pets.
:Rainbow Dash: You can count on us to put the "action" into "reaction"! Right, Applejack?
:Applejack: Uh, if you say so.
:Pinkie Pie: Let's... get... trending!
:Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
:Pinkie Pie: Rarity, to your mark, please!
:Rarity: [clears throat] For my first impression, I will conjure the voice of Applejack. [sighs] Ah reckon it is a beautiful day for apple-uh picking-uh.
:Applejack: Yes! Thank you! Let's go!
:[zip!]
:Rarity: Pickin'. Pick-in'. The "G" is silent. Come on, Rarity. You've been training for this.
:Fluttershy: Wait, is it recording? [clears throat] Oh. The pets aren't here yet.
:[zip!]
:Fluttershy: [whispering] They all have the lines.
:Pinkie Pie: I think we need to brainstorm some more ideas.
:[buzz]
:Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
:Rainbow Dash: Well, I haven't gone yet, but we need to go outside for it.
:Applejack: Yes! Please listen to these ponies! Let's pick some apples!
:Rarity: That's mah line, dahlin'.
:Pinkie Pie: How would apple-picking go viral?
:Applejack: It wouldn't. But we might just have some fun doin' it.
:Pinkie Pie: Maybe later. Dash, you're up!
:Rainbow Dash: [clears throat] Warning – do not attempt this at home unless you're a trained professional. Or me.
:[whooshing]
:[pinball sounds]
:[thunder]
:[beep]
:Mane Six sans Applejack and Spike: [cheer]
:Twilight Sparkle: That was amazing! But where did Applejack go?
:Rainbow Dash: Maybe she's in the footage.
:Pinkie Pie: Huh?
:Fluttershy: I think all this viral talk has her wanting to unplug.
:Pinkie Pie: Ooh, what's this filter?
:Rainbow Dash: Uh, I think it's just outside.
:Pinkie Pie: Oh.
:Twilight Sparkle: Maybe it's time we go experience it for ourselves. Offline.
:Twilight Sparkle: [gasps] Just the pony we're looking for!
:Applejack: Uh, sorry, ya'll. You'll have to film yourselves. My viral days are done for.
:Pinkie Pie: No video, no tablets. Just us.
:Rainbow Dash: Plus apple picking.
:Applejack: Really? For me?
:[creaking]
:[crunch!]
:Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie: [scream]
:Applejack: [yelps, groans]
:Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie: [scream]
:[thunder]
:Rainbow Dash: That... was... awesome!
:Rarity and Pinkie Pie: [laugh]
:Twilight Sparkle: Now that would make a great video!
:Pinkie Pie: Don't worry. It doesn't have to be a video at all. And we're sorry we didn't realize you wanted to hang with just us and not the whole internet. Friends?
:Applejack: Forever!
:Rest of Mane Six: [cheer]
:Applejack: [chuckles] I guess some of the best moments are the ones recorded up here.
:Fluttershy and Rarity: Group hug!
:Mane Six: [giggling]
:[beep]
:[credits]