Tiki Trivia Time

The sixteenth and penultimate chapter of Total Drama: Tiki Jungle, posted on May 27, 2011.
==Story==
"Last time on Total Drama: Tiki Jungle, the final four had to train aminals, I mean, animals! Julia won the challenge, with her trusty crab, and Nic tried to ask out Chrissy, but failed. Oh, and Arthur was just the same old Arthur, with his loose peanuts. This time, an elephant ripped off his clothes. Pleasant. Anyways, find out who will become the final two today!" says Chris.
The episode picks up right after the previous one left off.
"So, anyways, guys, ready for some Arty action in your room?" asks Arthur.
"Nah, not really." says Julia.
"Come on, Jul, let's split." says Chrissy.
"Okayz." says Julia.
"Ugh, my lips are probably infected from that dumb kid who kissed me." says Chrissy.
"Nic?" asks Arthur.
"I almost forgot his name. Yeah, thanks, Arthur." says Chrissy.
Chrissy says in the confessional, "You know, Arthur is really pissing me off. I hate that kid. I mean, I could beat him up, but whatever. He's a fan favorite. He has a huge chance to win, so time to try to eliminate him today."
The final three are now in their cabin. Arthur is playing a video game, Julia is twiddling her thumbs, and Chrissy is loitering.
"Hey, Julia, remember when I beat you up?" asks Arthur.
'You never beat me up, you liar." says an unimpressed Julia.
"Um, yeah, I did. Second grade, remember?" asks Arthur.
"You've got the story all wrong." says Julia.
"I dunno." says Chrissy. "Arthur is a little thick."
"Why, thank you. It's because of my morbid obeee--" says Arthur.
"Moving on." interrupts Chrissy. "How did Art beat you up, Julia?"
"He didn't." signs Julia.
"I'll give you a dollar if you admit it." says Arthur.
"K.K." says Julia.
Arthur hands Julia a dollar.
"I beat him up." says Julia smartly.
"UGH." huffs Arthur. "Give me back my benjamin."
"Nah." says Julia. "Anyways--"
"OOGILY BOOGILY BOOGILY." interrupts Arthur rudely.
"Shut up. Anyways, we were at B.J. Smith's house, at his eleventh birthday party." says Julia.
"Wait, he was eleven in second grade?" asks Chrissy.
"Don't ask." says Arthur.
"He told us we were going to play Truth or Dare. It was eventually my turn, and my dare was to lick Arthur's armpit." says Julia.
"In second grade, it can't be that bad." says Chrissy.
"Ohhh, it was." says Julia. "I then licked it, but Arthur was half asleep at the time."
"I drank a lot of coffee the night before." says Arthur.
"In SECOND GRADE?" yells Chrissy.
"Our school was messed-up." says Julia. "Arthur thought I was an alien from outer space, so he attacked me while I was licking his armpit. I then decided to fight back, so I socked him right in the crotch."
"It hurt." says Arthur.
"Um, of course. I was strong back then." says Julia.
Chris steps into the cabin.
"Sup, my home-dogs?" he asks.
"No more gangsta-speak." says Arthur.
"Anyways, the challenge is trivia. Brush up on your knowledge, and meet me at the mess hall in five." says Chris, then he leaves.
"Who was first-voted-out?" asks Julia, once Chris leaves.
"The Mant." says Arthur.
"Oh, I loved that kid." says Chrissy sarcastically. "Almost as much as our sagging friend."
"Well, we should probably go." says Arthur.
The three walk out of the cabin.
Chris is at the mess hall. "All right, the rules are simple, whoever gets the most questions right wins, and gets to pick who gets voted out today."
"Seriously?" asks Arthur.
"Uh-huh." says Chris. "Julia, you go first."
"Meh." says Julia.
"Who was the first eliminated off the Terrible Tikis team?" asks Chris. "And you were on the team, so you should know."
"Eh, was it Manty?" asks Julia.
"He wasn't even on your team. Wrong." says Chris. "Arthur, you're next."
"Hit me." says Arthur.
"Who was most famous for saying his catchphrase--" says Chris.
"Gary." says Arthur.
"You didn't even let me finish the question." says Chris.
"I don't care, Gary has a catchphrase." says Arthur.
"I was going to say 'morbidly obeeeese'." says Chris.
"Oh, then me." scoffs Arthur.
"Too late!" says Chris. "Chrissy, what was the name of Nic's belly?"
"Abby." says Chrissy.
"Correct, Chrissy, you're leading with 1-0-0." says Chris.
"Yus." says Chrissy.
"All right, Julia." says Chris.
"This is boring." says Arthur.
"Well, if you don't like it, you can go back to the cabin and risk being voted off." says Chris.
"Sure, that's fine." says Arthur.
Arthur waddles back to the cabin.
"All right, Chrissy, who was just eliminated?" asks Chris.
"Why are you giving me all the Nic questions?" asks Chrissy.
"Because he loves you." says Chris smugly.
"Ugh, whatever." says Chrissy.
"The answer's Nic." shouts a voice from the cabin.
"That's correct." says Chris. "Arthur gets a point."
"But that's not FAIR! He's in the friggin' cabin!" screams Julia. "He can't COMPETE!"
"I never said that." says Chris. "Now time for your next question."
"This is the most tedious challenge ever." says Julia.
"Who is Carson's girlfriend?" asks Chris.
"Ugh, I forget her name..." says Julia, "That blonde chick with a big chin."
"You don't know the name, you don't get a point." says Chris.
"Amanda." shouts Arthur from the cabin.
"Art gets another point." says Chris.
Julia growls.
"Chrissy, who was the main antagonist?" asks Chris.
"Trey." shouts Arthur.
"That's so unfair, I didn't even get to guess." says Chrissy.
"Tough luck." says Chris. "With three points, Arthur wins the challenge!"
"We only played to three?" asks Julia.
"Yup." says Chris.
Arthur says in the confessional, "I don't know who to vote out. I'm getting kind of anxious, I mean, I'm in th' final two, but I think I'm gonna lose."
Chrissy says in the confessional, "I've got this game in the bag. I just need to vote out Arturo."
"It's fun to run, it's fun to play." sings Arthur, in the cabin.
"No, it's not." says Julia skeptically.
"It's fun to make things out of clay." says Arthur.
"Clay is so boring." says Chrissy.
"It's fun to fill your car with gas..." says Arthur.
"Um, whatever." says Julia.
"It's fun to break... Things made of glass!" sings Arthur.
"Now, you're right on that one." says Chrissy.
"Bur broken glass can cut your hand, and then you'll bleed across this land." sings Arthur solemnly.
"Pleasant song." says Julia sarcastically.
"Wait, I think I've heard that song before." says Chrissy.
"I so totally did not steal that from that one show." says Arthur.
"Whatever." says Julia.
"Hey, who do you guys want to win?" asks Arthur.
"OURSELVES." say Julia and Chrissy at the same time.
"All right, then." says Arthur.
"God, you're annoying." says Chrissy. "Now let me sleep."
Arthur says in the confessional, "I did naughty things to Chrissy while she was sleeping. Hee-hee."
While Chrissy is asleep, Arthur takes out a can of Cheez-in-a-Can and sprays it in her mouth.
"Dude, do you want to get killed?" asks Julia.
"Hush." says Arthur.
Julia rolls her eyes.
Arthur then gets a Groucho disguise and puts it on Chrissy, then puts one of Julia's bras on her head.
"Where did you find that?" asks Julia.
"I have my ways." says Arthur deviously. He then pours a bucket of water on Chrissy's head.
"Ugh, I had this weird dream about cheese." says Chrissy, waking up.
"Wasn't a dream." says Julia.
Arthur begins to laugh hysterically.
"ARTHUR..." yells Chrissy, once she realizes she's extremely wet and she has Cheez-in-a-Can in her mouth.
"What-whaaat?" asks Arthur.
"You're gonna die." says Chrissy. She begins to chase Arthur around the room.
Chris walks in. "Elimination time."
"Poopoo." says Arthur.
At the elimination ceremony, Chris says, "Arthur, you made the final two."
"Aw, yah." says Arthur. "I knew my trivia skills would come in handy."
"All right, gurls." says Chris. "The final marshmallow goes to..."
"Julia."
"Um, what the crap?" asks Chrissy. "I know for a fact that we both voted for Arthur!"
"Yeah, but Arthur had invincibility." says Chris.
"Ohhhhh." says Chrissy and Julia.
"Therefore, it is only Arthur's vote that counted, and he voted for Chrissy. So, bye, Christian." says Chris.
"Ugh, whatever. I mean, third place isn't all that crappy, is it?" asks Chrissy.
"Not bad at all." says Julia. The two girls hug.
"Smell you later, alligator." says Arthur.
Chrissy gives Arthur a dirty hand signal, and gets onto the Raft of Losers.
"Who will win the million bucks? Tune in next time for an amazing finale!" says Chris.