Vault dweller conversations

==Conversations==
===General===
Statement 	Statement
Just another great day in the Vault. 	Glad I'm in here and not out there...
Things are looking good. 	Maybe the Overseer will send me out exploring soon...
I think we should throw a party. Everybody loves parties! 	Did China build Vaults? Huh
I'd whistle a tune right now... if I knew how. 	I wonder what day it is. Not that it matters.
I've got one goal in life - to make this Vault perfect! 	Could things get any better? Probably not.
Thinking of starting a Vault baseball team... 	Anybody want to do a puzzle later?
How's everybody doing? 	Everybody doing okay?
Hey gang! 	How does that joke go again? A man and a rabbit walk into a bar...
I've got this song stuck in my head. La la, di di do do... 	Oooh. I think I feel a bathroom break coming on.
I feel like I've been on my feet forever... 	Wonder if there's enough room to play football in the Vault...
Maybe I'll read a good book later. One of the classics. 	Hmm... Maybe we should all paint the Vault a different color.
Huh. Thought I heard a humming in the ventilation system. 	Was that... skittering? Darned Radroaches could be right under us.
Nothing like feeling safe and secure. 	If we keep expanding, we may reach China!
I'm tired of Cram. We really need a taco night 	I could really go with a nice, relaxing bath.
Brrr... There's a draft coming from somewhere. 	I wonder what the future will bring...
Why blue? I mean, would a yellow jumpsuit really be THAT bad? 	What's that smell? Is... EW. Plumbing must be backed up again.
I bet the Overseer is like Santa Claus. Fat, magical, and always watching. 	I'm just full of vim and vigor!
Our Vault feels just like a robot's womb! If robots... had mothers... 	Someday, maybe my grandkids will live here!
Can you milk a Brahmin? ‘Cause that would mean... ICE CREAM! 	Ahhh, my aching back. We really need a Vault masseuse.
Everybody doing okay? Of course we are! 	We working hard, or hardly working? He he he he.
The lack of sun is getting to me. Time to up my vitamin D dosage. 	I don't care if the oceans are irradiated. I'd kill for some fish and chips.
Hey hey hey, what do you say? 	Time for a coffee break yet?
Nuka-Cola this, Nuka-Cola that. I want some root beer. 	I need to look into Vault-Tec's retirement plan...
If more bombs fell, would we even know it? Probably not. 	Come on, everyone! The Overseer's counting on us!
I'm so happy today! I love the Vault! And my anti-depressants! 	I admit, I've never seen another Vault, but ours MUST be the best.
I heard there are Vaults all over the country. But that's crazy talk. 	Is it true there are Vaults all across the world? Naaahhh.
I wonder how high the Vault numbers go... 	I'm special, gosh darn it. And someday, the Overseer WILL notice me.
Anybody need help with anything? 	I wonder how a Vault Suit would look with cowboy boots.
One thing they never tell you – are you supposed to wear underwear under the jumpsuit or not?	I don't care what everyone says. Getting my pilot's license is NOT a crazy pipe dream.
Wait, is this my free time or my work time? I can't keep track anymore. 	I wonder if anyone wants to go to the Living Quarters with me and... dance.
===Vault conversations===
Statement 	Possible replies
Knock knock. 	No, NO. Please, no more "knock knock" jokes...
Knock knock. 	Aggh! Somebody's knocking on the Vault door! It's a Raider! He'll kill us all!
Knock knock. 	Nobody's home. See what I did there?
Knock knock. 	Come on in
Knock knock. 	Oh my God! Raiders at the Vault Door! Raiders at the Vault Door!
Knock knock. 	Who's there? Wait. You know what? Never mind. I don't care.
If you could leave the Vault and go claim any type of building for your home, what would it be? 	Another Vault, all to myself, where nobody can ask me stupid questions.
If you could leave the Vault and go claim any type of building for your home, what would it be? 	Um... a house?
If you could leave the Vault and go claim any type of building for your home, what would it be? 	A castle. With a moat, and battlements, and a drawbridge. Oh, and dragons. Got to have dragons.
Want to play a game later? Checkers or something? 	Checkers? What are we, ten years old?? We will play Chess.
Want to play a game later? Checkers or something? 	Oh, maybe. I'll check my duty schedule and get back to you.
Want to play a game later? Checkers or something? 	Sure! That sounds like fun!
Is it drafty in here, or is it just me? 	You know, I think it is. Someone needs to check the seals on the Vault door.
Is it drafty in here, or is it just me? 	It's just you.
Is it drafty in here, or is it just me? 	The environmental controls may be on the fritz again. Can't say I'm surprised.
Who do you think would win in a fight, a lumberjack with tentacle arms or a shark riding a unicycle?This line also appears in the Fallout 4 DLC Vault-Tec Workshop between vault dwellers.	Depends. What color is the unicycle?
Who do you think would win in a fight, a lumberjack with tentacle arms or a shark riding a unicycle?This line also appears in the Fallout 4 DLC Vault-Tec Workshop between vault dwellers.	And why do they have to fight? Why they can't be friends and go grab coffee?
Who do you think would win in a fight, a lumberjack with tentacle arms or a shark riding a unicycle?This line also appears in the Fallout 4 DLC Vault-Tec Workshop between vault dwellers.	Hmmm. I mean, it's hard to beat a shark. But lumberjacks are really tough. I just can't decide.
Hey, I just wanted to say... I really appreciate everything you do for the vault. 	Oh my goodness! Thank you so much. I appreciate everything you do, too.
Hey, I just wanted to say... I really appreciate everything you do for the vault. 	Oh. Well. Umm... Isn't that... sweet?
Hey, I just wanted to say... I really appreciate everything you do for the vault. 	Finally, someone recognizes how invaluable I am!
If it were safe to leave the Vault, and live on the outside, would you ever want to? 	Well, maybe. But it depends on what they have out there. Carnivals? Street car races? cotton candy? I mean, it would have to be worth it.
If it were safe to leave the Vault, and live on the outside, would you ever want to? 	Nope. Never. I love living in the Vault. This is my home... and always will be.
If it were safe to leave the Vault, and live on the outside, would you ever want to? 	Ha! Like it will ever be safe out there...
We're safe here in the Vault... Right? 	Of course! The Overseer would never let anything happen to us!
We're safe here in the Vault... Right? 	Compared to what exactly?
We're safe here in the Vault... Right? 	Safer than we'd be outside, that's for sure!
I've been thinking of making a cake for everyone. What flavor would be best? 	Chocolate. Definitely chocolate.
I've been thinking of making a cake for everyone. What flavor would be best? 	Raisinberry! Wait... Is that even a real fruit?
I've been thinking of making a cake for everyone. What flavor would be best? 	Triple-layer vanilla walnut. With a coconut fondant.
Up for a game of cards later? 	Sure, Poker, we'll play for caps.
Up for a game of cards later? 	No thanks. I'm going to play solitaire instead.
Up for a game of cards later? 	Hmm. Maybe. But only if I can deal.
What do you think would make the scariest mutated animal? 	Hmmm... Maybe a monkey. Those things are creepy.
What do you think would make the scariest mutated animal? 	A hippo. Definitely a hippo.
What do you think would make the scariest mutated animal? 	Probably a shark. With legs.
If you could have any type of person come in our Vault, who would it be? 	A great comedian! I mean, no offense, but your jokes kind of stink.
If you could have any type of person come in our Vault, who would it be? 	Probably a renowned Swiss chocolatier. What? I like chocolate.
If you could have any type of person come in our Vault, who would it be? 	An author. They could write my biography: "Dweller. A profile in Awesomeness".
I want to draw you a picture later. Any requests? 	No thanks. I've seen your drawings...
I want to draw you a picture later. Any requests? 	A drawing of the Overseer. Now THAT would be something...
I want to draw you a picture later. Any requests? 	Aw, that's so sweet of you. How about a lighthouse?
Hey, did you hear what they were talking about last night? 	I know! I can't believe she did that! The nerve of some people.
Hey, did you hear what they were talking about last night? 	I didn't, no. But that's okay. Unlike some people, I don't like to spread gossip...
Hey, did you hear what they were talking about last night? 	Oh, you mean that, er... situation? With the thing? Oh, I heard, all right.
If I started a Vault baseball team, would you join? 	Nah. I'm more of a croquet person, myself.
If I started a Vault baseball team, would you join? 	Baseball? In the Vault? Good luck with that.
If I started a Vault baseball team, would you join? 	Sure. But only if I get to play first base. That's where all the action is.
Can you help with my crossword? Six-letter word. "Lives in the Wasteland." 	Hmmm... "Raider"?
Can you help with my crossword? Six-letter word. "Lives in the Wasteland." 	Try "Nitwit".
Can you help with my crossword? Six-letter word. "Lives in the Wasteland." 	Oh, I know! "Corpse"!
Is it true what they're saying? About... you know who? 	Sure is. And he seemed like such a nice guy.
Is it true what they're saying? About... you know who? 	What? No! Of course it isn't true! Really, you can't believe everything you hear...
Is it true what they're saying? About... you know who? 	I really hope not. I hate the idea of living in the same Vault with a person like that.
Stay sharp! The Overseer's watching us! 	I know. It's a little creepy, isn't it?
Stay sharp! The Overseer's watching us! 	You're imagining things.
Stay sharp! The Overseer's watching us! 	What? You mean now? RIGHT NOW?
I was wondering - what's your favorite kind of pizza? 	Cheese.
I was wondering - what's your favorite kind of pizza? 	Why the classic, of course - pepperoni.
I was wondering - what's your favorite kind of pizza? 	I prefer a Hawaiian Mongolian Neapolitan blend. But no anchovies.
Want to play catch later? 	Sure. Football or baseball?
Want to play catch later? 	Not really. But you want to kick the soccer ball around instead?
Want to play catch later? 	I never learned how to catch. But you should see me throw!
I'm writing a new song, praising the Overseer. I need a word that rhymes with "Great". 	How about "perambulate"?
I'm writing a new song, praising the Overseer. I need a word that rhymes with "Great". 	Oh, I know - “super amazingly great”!
I'm writing a new song, praising the Overseer. I need a word that rhymes with "Great". 	"Vertebrate"? "Stablemate"? "Encapsulate"? Or maybe just "ate."
I've been reading about the creatures of the Wasteland. They sound frightening! 	I know! Flies the size of dogs! Scorpions the size of cows! Glad I'm not out there.
I've been reading about the creatures of the Wasteland. They sound frightening! 	I've heard there are lots of animals with two heads. Apparently it's a theme.
I've been reading about the creatures of the Wasteland. They sound frightening! 	I don't know. Some of them sound kind of cute. Like "Yao Guai" - how bad could that be?
I wish I had a pet. What about you? 	I wish I had a chameleon. But I bet the radiation would make it all... weird.
I wish I had a pet. What about you? 	You know, I always wanted a dog.
I wish I had a pet. What about you? 	Nah. But a robot servant would be pretty great.
I think for dinner I'll have a big steak. What about you? 	Probably just something quick. Maybe a bowl of Sugar Bombs.
I think for dinner I'll have a big steak. What about you? 	Oh, I could eat Fancy Lads Snack Cakes for any meal. In fact, I usually do.
I think for dinner I'll have a big steak. What about you? 	Same thing I have for dinner every night - a can of Pork 'n Beans and an ice cold Nuka-Cola.
Wow. Heck of a day, huh? 	You can say that again.
Wow. Heck of a day, huh? 	Tell me about it. Life in the Vault, huh?
Wow. Heck of a day, huh? 	Right? But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
How many other Vaults do you think are out there? 	Other Vaults? There are other Vaults?
How many other Vaults do you think are out there? 	I bet... two others. Maybe three. Or five hundred.
How many other Vaults do you think are out there? 	You know, I've never thought about it. Our Vault is so amazing, why would I?
I'm reading this great book. It's about a schoolteacher who falls in love with a mechanic. 	"Rulers and Wrenches"? Yeah, that's a good one.
I'm reading this great book. It's about a schoolteacher who falls in love with a mechanic. 	Oh! I read that one! She dies at the end. It's so sad.
I'm reading this great book. It's about a schoolteacher who falls in love with a mechanic. 	I read that, too. Seven times. We really need more books...
Want to listen to the radio later? 	Maybe. So long as you don't start dancing. It's kind of embarrassing.
Want to listen to the radio later? 	Okay, but no sad songs! I need to stay positive.
Want to listen to the radio later? 	Sure! Maybe we can pick up a frequency from someone on the outside...
Ugh. I have this itch. I don't suppose you could... you know. 	Yeeeeaaah. Not gonna happen.
Ugh. I have this itch. I don't suppose you could... you know. 	Touch you? I... I mean... scratch your... body?
Ugh. I have this itch. I don't suppose you could... you know. 	Of course! Always happy to help a friend in need.
I hear you've been doing great work lately. 	Really? That's so great to hear. Thank you!
I hear you've been doing great work lately. 	From who? The Overseer? Has the Overseer been talking about me?
I hear you've been doing great work lately. 	Oh, you know, I just do the best I can. If it helps the Vault, it helps us all.
Don't get too close. I think I'm coming down with something. 	Don't worry. That was never on my agenda.
Don't get too close. I think I'm coming down with something. 	Oooh, what is it? Black Death? Typhus? Super Ebola? The Blue Flu?
Don't get too close. I think I'm coming down with something. 	Yeah, looks like you're coming down with an acute case of hypochondria.
Hello! 	Hmph.
Hello! 	Well hey there!
Hello! 	Always great to see you. Really.
What's shakin, bacon? 	What are you, 12?
What's shakin, bacon? 	Hmmm...Bacon.
What's shakin, bacon? 	Just dwellin' like a felon.
If you could visit one famous landmark in the outside world, what would it be? 	Oh, the Eiffel Tower. Definitely. So romantic. Assuming, you know... it's still there.
If you could visit one famous landmark in the outside world, what would it be? 	Hmm... Probably that giant ball of yarn. Always did want to see that.
If you could visit one famous landmark in the outside world, what would it be? 	The Great Wall of China. I bet it's still standing.
My birthday's coming up. What are you going to get me? 	A dictionary, so you can look up the definition of "selfish."
My birthday's coming up. What are you going to get me? 	Hand-knitted socks, of course. They're my specialty.
My birthday's coming up. What are you going to get me? 	A one-way ticket to the Wasteland.
I need a screwdriver for my project. Do you have one? 	I have a hammer. Same thing.
I need a screwdriver for my project. Do you have one? 	Phillips, flat, square, Frearson, Pozidriv or JIS?
I need a screwdriver for my project. Do you have one? 	Sure do. You can borrow it for 200 caps.
What would win in a fight? A Radscorpion or a Yao Guai? 	You're kidding, right? Radscorpion. All the way.
What would win in a fight? A Radscorpion or a Yao Guai? 	Hmmm... Scorpion against bear... Gotta go bear.
What would win in a fight? A Radscorpion or a Yao Guai? 	Who cares? Super Mutant Behemoth vs. Deathclaw. Now that's a REAL fight.
Is it night or day? I've lost track. 	Night. I think.
Is it night or day? I've lost track. 	Day. Definitely day.
Is it night or day? I've lost track. 	I lost track. Does it really matter?
Somebody stole my sweetroll?This is a reference to the Sweetroll from The Elder Scrolls series of games. 	My goodness! Who could have done such a thing! *burp*
Somebody stole my sweetroll?This is a reference to the Sweetroll from The Elder Scrolls series of games. 	That is... quite a predicament. I'm sure the Overseer will see to this personally. Really.
Somebody stole my sweetroll?This is a reference to the Sweetroll from The Elder Scrolls series of games. 	That's terrible! You just don't mess with a person's sweetroll...
Need help with this crossword. Nine letters. Starts with "c" and ends with "d." Means, "A horror you can never escape." 	Crossword.
Need help with this crossword. Nine letters. Starts with "c" and ends with "d." Means, "A horror you can never escape." 	Duuuuh...Cat?
Need help with this crossword. Nine letters. Starts with "c" and ends with "d." Means, "A horror you can never escape." 	Cornfield?
Have you read the book yet? For book club? 	Yep, sure have. I can't believe she died at the end. From chicken pox. So sad.
Have you read the book yet? For book club? 	Oh, darn. Was that this week? I totally forgot.
Have you read the book yet? For book club? 	No. I keep telling you I only read Grognak.
Okay, I don't like to spread rumors. But have you heard about... the thing? 	Well, I have, but I don't believe it.
Okay, I don't like to spread rumors. But have you heard about... the thing? 	Yes! The others told me! It sounds so... dangerous!
Okay, I don't like to spread rumors. But have you heard about... the thing? 	No, I haven't. Is it anything like... the whatchamacallit?
How's it going? 	How's it going, you ask? Why it's going fantastic? *Play along – the Overseer might be listening.*
How's it going? 	Oh, it's... fine. Not good. Not bad. You know. Just sort of... meh.
How's it going? 	Wait... do you really want to know? Or is that just your way of saving "Hi"?
If we kept expanding down and struck lava, what would you do? 	Hmmm? Probably weaponize it. To fight the Mole Men.
If we kept expanding down and struck lava, what would you do? 	Oh, that's easy. I'd be a new thermogenerator. Because... POWER!
If we kept expanding down and struck lava, what would you do? 	Well, I'd burn to death, I'm guessing.
Do you smell something funny? 	Just the usual. Sweat, oil, steel, moldy bread and loneliness.
Do you smell something funny? 	Yes, actually. I noticed it just as you walked up...
Do you smell something funny? 	Nope. Nothing. But you may have a sinus infection.
You heard the one about the football coach and the waitress? 	I have! And the waitress says, "Keep the change? But I'm wearing a denim!" Ha ha ha ha! Love that one...
You heard the one about the football coach and the waitress? 	Sorry, no time for jokes.
You heard the one about the football coach and the waitress? 	Yes. From you. Several times.
Have you seen my best friend? 	Yeah, she went that way.
Have you seen my best friend? 	But... But... I thought I was your best friend...
Have you seen my best friend? 	Hmm? Oh, yeah, I think he's down there.
Can you help with my crossword? Five-letter word, ends with "t." - "Often terrible, always uncomfortable." 	Sorry, I'm more of a math person.
Can you help with my crossword? Five-letter word, ends with "t." - "Often terrible, always uncomfortable." 	That's easy. Bigot. No, wait – Theft! Yeast?
Can you help with my crossword? Five-letter word, ends with "t." - "Often terrible, always uncomfortable." 	Vault.
Busy? 	Nah, not really.
Busy? 	Busy as a bee tucked away in a subterranean steel honeycomb!
Busy? 	Do I LOOK busy?
Wow, I have the jitters! Too much caffeine! 	That's the spirit! Decaf is for the weak!
Wow, I have the jitters! Too much caffeine! 	Ssshh. Don't let the Overseer hear. You'll get assigned a double shift.
Wow, I have the jitters! Too much caffeine! 	Me too! I should probably stop spiking my Nuka-Cola with espresso...
I don't want to toot my own horn, but rumor has it I'll be the next Overseer. 	Really? I think you'd make a great Overseer!
I don't want to toot my own horn, but rumor has it I'll be the next Overseer. 	The day that happens is the day I wander into the Wasteland.
I don't want to toot my own horn, but rumor has it I'll be the next Overseer. 	Fine by me. I'll blindly follow anyone with a title and authority.
If Raiders attack, can we count on you in a fight? 	You know it! I'll gladly lay down my life for this Vault.
If Raiders attack, can we count on you in a fight? 	Yeeeeaahhh... See, I'm more of a "lover not a fighter" type.
If Raiders attack, can we count on you in a fight? 	Absolutely. I'll be there right next to you. Well, maybe behind you...
I've been working out. Building up my bis, tris, quads, pecs. 	Wow, yeah! I can totally tell! Lookin' good!
I've been working out. Building up my bis, tris, quads, pecs. 	Really? I never would have known.
I've been working out. Building up my bis, tris, quads, pecs. 	Might want to tighten up those glutes.
I found a Vault Suit on the floor. What do you think it means? 	That you live with a bunch of slobs?
I found a Vault Suit on the floor. What do you think it means? 	Isn't it obvious? Someone's been disintegrated.
I found a Vault Suit on the floor. What do you think it means? 	It can only mean one thing – nudie party!
I wish I could learn another language. What about you? 	Ah, but I am already fluent in the language... of love.Dwellers will give this reply regardless of their Charisma level.
I wish I could learn another language. What about you? 	I'd love to learn binary code, so I can bargain for my life when the robots enslave us all.
I wish I could learn another language. What about you? 	Nah, I can barely speak this one.
So, I've decided to write the great American novel. It's about all of us! 	Just change my name, okay? I value what little privacy I have down here.
So, I've decided to write the great American novel. It's about all of us! 	Oooh! Am I one of the main characters? I bet I am. I mean, how could I not be?
So, I've decided to write the great American novel. It's about all of us! 	You? Write a novel? Have you maybe considered... a coloring book instead?
Got this song stuck in my head. "Baby, yeah, babbbyyyy! You can light my..." 	Soul afffllaaame!
Got this song stuck in my head. "Baby, yeah, babbbyyyy! You can light my..." 	Cigarette! Whoo!
Got this song stuck in my head. "Baby, yeah, babbbyyyy! You can light my..." 	House on fire?
What's up? 	Oh, you know. A ceiling made of steel. With a copious amount of asbestos, by the looks of it.
What's up? 	Not much! Just happy that I'm here in the Vault, and not out in the Wasteland! You know... dying.
What's up? 	Well, I'm busy. What about you? Don't YOU have somewhere else to be? Hint hint.
===Living quarters conversations===
Statement 	Reply
I think that steam is making me lightheaded. 	You're imagining things. Then again, maybe that's because of the steam.
If I started a Knitting League, think anyone would sign up? 	They'd be crazy not to!
Think we'll ever get to live outside the Vault? 	Maybe. But why would you want to?
I wish we had some plants in here. 	Maybe hydroponics can grow some gardenias.
Sometimes, I imagine this room is actually a giant mansion, on 50 acres. 	Sometimes I imagine I'm not living with a crazy person.
I really wish we had a Mr. Handy 	Yeah, but a Mr. Gutsy would be way more fun.
I need to remember to stock the fridge with Nuka-Cola. 	And beer. Don't forget beer.
I was thinking of hanging up some paintings. 	Oh, good idea. Maybe cats. Or ships. Or cats on ships.
I'm too lazy to go to the Cardio Room. I wish we had a treadmill in here.	You... do see the irony in that statement. Don't you?
The sofa needs repairs. I keep sinking into the cushions. 	Maybe there's a new one in the Wasteland. Well, not a new one...
Think I should paint the room? 	Maybe. But no yellow. I hate yellow.
You think that camera sees... everything? 	I sure hope not!
It's so good to have some free time to talk. 	Actually, I just want to relax, so... Ssssshhhh.
If we lived outside, I'd have servants. 	If you lived outside, you'd be dead.
Want to play some cards? 	Maybe later.
My feet are killing me. I should probably sit down. 	Just please don't take off your shoes.
I wish I had a yoga mat in here. 	A what now?
I think the room needs a rug. Maybe there's one in storage. 	Good idea. My feet get so cold in the morning.
Home sweet home. 	If you say so.
Have you ever actually seen the Overseer? 	No, but I do always get the sense that someone's watching me...
===Vault monologues===
Condition 	Possible replies
Happy 	I love my life!
Happy 	Looks like I turned my frown upside down permanently!
Happy 	Life is great!
Happy 	Everything is just... perfect.
Happy 	Not a care in the world!
Happy 	I feel a sense of... bliss.
Happy 	I'm so happy I could pinch myself.
Happy 	Life just couldn't get any better.
Happy 	My life is so awesome.
Happy 	I really hope everyone else is as happy as I am.
Happy 	Could I get any happier? Nope.
Happy 	Another wonderful day in the Vault.
Happy 	What a great day!
Happy 	If joy is a state of mind, then my state of mind is great!
Happy 	I'm just so happy I could burst! But don't worry... I won't.
Love job (General) 	Best. Job. EVER.
Love job (General) 	To think, I've finally found my dream job.
Love job (General) 	The G.O.A.T. was right! This is the perfect job for me!
Love job (General) 	Hard work is happy work!
Love job (General) 	Hope there's a chance for overtime!
Love job (General) 	This place would fall apart without me.
Love job (General) 	What can I say? I'm great at my job.
Love job (General) 	I can't imagine doing anything else in the Vault.
Love job (General) 	The Overseer really made a smart move assigning me here.
Love job (General) 	So glad I got assigned here!
Love job (General) 	This really is the perfect work assignment for me.
Love job (General) 	I have the perfect work assignment. Thanks, Overseer!
Love job (General) 	This room is running at peak efficiency... thanks to me!
Love job (General) 	If I weren't working here, production wouldn't be nearly so good.
Love job (General) 	Every day's a good day when I'm on the job.
Love job (General) 	With me working here, maximum efficiency is guaranteed!
Love job (General) 	Don't worry you've got ME on the job.
Love job (General) 	What a perfect work assignment for me...
Love job (General) 	Have I mentioned recently how much I love my job?
Love job (Athletics room) 	Nobody trains harder than I do. Nobody.
Love job (Armory) 	I knew being a total gun nut would come in handy some day!
Love job (Lounge) 	I could sling drinks all day!
Love job (Diner) 	Preparing food is my lifelong dream!
Love job (Game room) 	Poker or blackjack - I'm the best dealer there is!
Love job (Classroom) 	That teacher of the year award is so close, I can feel it!
Love job (Fitness room) 	I'm the fittest person in this Vault. And always will be.
Love job (Nuclear reactor) 	With me on the job, this Vault will never go dark!
Love job (Power generator) 	My technical expertise keeps this place running.
Love job (Weight room) 	Could I get any stronger? Probably not!
Love job (Garden) 	So great to be putting my green thumb to use!
Love job (Living quarters) 	If relaxing were a job, I'd be Employee of the Month!
Love job (Medbay) 	If I can't heal you, nobody can!
Love job (Nuka-Cola bottler) 	I have achieved the perfect mixture! I'd a soda genius!
Love job (Radio studio) 	I'm so good, I could contact China. If it's, you know...
Love job (Science lab) 	My experiments could change all our lives for the better!
Love job (Storage room) 	Nobody stores junk like me!
Love job (Water treatment) 	I can turn anything into drinkable water! Anything...
Love job (Water purification) 	Tastes like spring water, thanks to me!
Dislike someone in a room (General) 	Oh great. It's... you.
Dislike someone in a room (General) 	Seriously? We have to work together?
Dislike someone in a room (General) 	The incompetence of some people...
Dislike someone in a room (General) 	Ugh.
Dislike someone in a room (Athletics room) 	Look who's here to show off. Again.
Dislike someone in a room (Armory) 	The temptation to grab a weapon and shoot you is overwhelming.
Dislike someone in a room (Lounge) 	No amount of alcohol can make me like you.
Dislike someone in a room (Diner) 	Ugh. Just go away. I'm losing my appetite.
Dislike someone in a room (Game room) 	Take a hike. You're ruining my luck.
Dislike someone in a room (Classroom) 	I'm just here to learn. Not put up with this know-it-all.
Dislike someone in a room (Fitness room) 	If only I had the endurance to deal with idiots like you.
Dislike someone in a room (Nuclear reactor) 	This is serious work we're doing in here. So why are you here?
Dislike someone in a room (Power generator) 	Someone get this incompetent imbecile out of here.
Dislike someone in a room (Weight room) 	Yes, yes. You're super strong and awesome. We get it.
Dislike someone in a room (Garden) 	If I could, I'd grow a Venus flytrap to eat you alive.
Dislike someone in a room (Living quarters) 	Don't you have someplace else to be? Like out in the Wasteland?
Dislike someone in a room (Medbay) 	I'm tempted to kill you, but they'd probably save your life.
Dislike someone in a room (Nuka-Cola bottler) 	No amount of sugar can sweeten our relationship. I despise you.
Dislike someone in a room (Radio studio) 	Maybe I can send out an S.O.S. and get saved from your stupidity.
Dislike someone in a room (Science lab) 	Anyone ever tell you you're like an experiment gone?
Dislike someone in a room (Storage room) 	I'd lock you in storage if I could. Forever.
Dislike someone in a room (Water treatment) 	I'd drown them in a water tank if I could get away with it...
Dislike someone in a room (Water purification) 	If only we had the technology to remove the impurities from... you.
Success rush 	We maximized production! Great work!
Fail rush 	Oh no! Critical production failure!
Speech Radio (high charisma) 	If there is someone out there, they'll sure be listening to me!
Speech Radio (high charisma) 	To all people out in the Wasteland: We are waiting for you!
Speech Radio (low charisma) 	I don't think anyone is listening.
Speech Radio (low charisma) 	Hello? Is anyone out there?
Some radiation. 	Is my... nose bleeding?
Some radiation. 	So... weak...
Some radiation. 	Feeling kind of dizzy...
Some radiation. 	I feel nauseous.
Some radiation. 	I think I'm going to throw up...
Lots of radiation. 	My skin's starting to glow!
Lots of radiation. 	Aggh! My fingernails are falling off!
Lots of radiation. 	I could really use a RadAway!
Lots of radiation. 	Is that a hand... growing out of my stomach?
Lots of radiation. 	Someone help! I don't want to become a Ghoul!
After healing from radiation 	Phew! I really needed that!
After being healed 	I feel so much better!
When injured (high health) 	Ugh. Not feeling that well...
When injured (high health) 	I really need a breath of fresh air. Oh wait.
When injured (high health) 	I could really use some rest.
When injured (high health) 	Hmm. Not feeling too great...
When injured (high health) 	I think I'm coming down with something.
When injured (high health) 	I need to take better care of myself
When injured (medium health) 	I need a sick day.
When injured (medium health) 	I feel terrible.
When injured (medium health) 	Anybody got a Stimpak?
When injured (medium health) 	I think I need to lie down... for an hour or three...
When injured (medium health) 	I feel awful.
When injured (low health) 	I'm dying! Somebody help me!
When injured (low health) 	I need a Stimpak!
When injured (low health) 	I need a doctor! This is an emergency!
When injured (low health) 	Life... flashing before my eyes...
When injured (low health) 	I'm headed towards the light...
When injured (low health) 	Goodbye, cruel world!
Near a corpse (General) 	Oh, a corpse! Isn't that pleasant!
Near a corpse (General) 	Smells like something died in here... Oh.
Near a corpse (General) 	Can somebody please get this corpse out of here!
Near a corpse (General) 	Working next to a dead body. Not great for my productivity...
Near a corpse (Athletics room) 	So it is possible to exercise too much...
Near a corpse (Armory) 	They're dead! Was it a weapons malfunction?
Near a corpse (Lounge) 	What were they drinking? I'll have a double.
Near a corpse (Diner) 	That has GOT to be a health violation.
Near a corpse (Game room) 	Well, you know what they say. You can't take it with you.
Near a corpse (Classroom) 	That's one way to gain all the knowledge in the universe.
Near a corpse (Fitness room) 	Someone lacked endurance, am I right?
Near a corpse (Nuclear reactor) 	Great, now we're short staffed.
Near a corpse (Power generator) 	Worked till they dropped. Such dedication!
Near a corpse (Weight room) 	Must have been a heck of a workout.
Near a corpse (Garden) 	Hey, more fertilizer! Too soon?
Near a corpse (Living quarters) 	At least they passed away peacefully, at home.
Near a corpse (Medbay) 	So much for the finest medical care Vault-Tec could provide.
Near a corpse (Nuka-Cola bottler) 	Hey you! No slacking on the production line!
Near a corpse (Radio studio) 	Looks like I've got a eulogy to broadcast.
Near a corpse (Science lab) 	I hope they at least donated their body to science.
Near a corpse (Storage room) 	I'd take care of the body myself, but the smell might be a bit much.
Near a corpse (Water treatment) 	We've got a serious sanitation problem in here!
Near a corpse (Water purification) 	Get that corpse out of here! It'll contaminate everything!
No power. 	This room's useless unless we generate more power!
No power. 	We've gone dark! We need more power!
No power. 	There isn't enough power! We need more!
No power. 	We can't use the room! There's not enough power!
No power. 	Oh no! Blackout! The room's offline until we get more power!
 	
In living quarters there are no more places. 	We can't start a family. There's no more room in the Vault.
In living quarters there are no more places. 	There is no time to start a family. There’s an incident in the Vault!
In living quarters same sex 	But this is biologically impossible!
In living quarters with family 	Nothing like hanging out at home with my family.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You think maybe... I could call you baby?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I find myself completely drawn to you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I don't know how I'd get by without you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I think about you all the time!
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is there a thief in the Vault? 'Cause you stole my heart.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	So what are you up to for the rest of your life?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Are you a book in the Vault library? 'Cause I am checking you out.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If I could sing, I'd totally write a song about you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	We make such a cute couple.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If I were a cat, I'd want to spend all 9 lives with you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I really think we could have a future together.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Can you get that for me? I dropped my jaw.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I could use a good kiss.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I've been thinking of you all day.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Like an irradiated post-apocalyptic parasitic organism, you are under my skin.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Sorry, I'm all out of raisings. But you can have a date.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're like a cute, chubby polar bear – always trying to break the ice.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	What would I do without you?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I think... I think I'm in like with you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You always make me smile.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You make me feel like dancing.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Your lips. They're just so... smoochable.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Are you swooning, or is that the radiation poisoning?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Are you this nice to all the Dwellers?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Baby, who cares about the sun? I'm the only light you need.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Sound the alarm! We've got a thief in the Vault! They stole my heart! Heh.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're the loveliest person I know.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're like cholesterol, always messin' with my heart.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Did you father sell diamonds? 'Cause you are flawless.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	It's so great to see you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If roses still grew, I'd search the Wasteland to get you some.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Do you have a watch? I think it's snuggle time.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Seriously, could you get any cuter?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You have beautiful eyes.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I just love spending time with you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I really want to kiss you right now.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is that a Raider setting off explosives or is my heart pounding?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're like food poisoning - tying my stomach in knots.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I get butterflies whenever we're together.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is it getting warm in here, or is it just me?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If kisses were snowflakes, well... you'd better get some boots, that's all I'm saying.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I saw the doctor. He said my body's deficient... in vitamin U.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Sometimes, late at night, I smell the sweat and steel... and I know that you smell it too.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I think Cupid just emptied his quiver...
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You must be a genie, because you're making my dreams come true.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You have beautiful thighs. Eyes! I meant eyes! But your thighs are beautiful too.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is there a Yao Guai in the Vault? He must be looking for you, honey.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I think we're having an earthquake, 'cause I'm falling for you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I'm a licensed Vault Suit inspector. I'm going to need to hug you VERY closely.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is that love in the air, or is the oxygen circulator on the fritz again?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Finally some alone time.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Do you really like me?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I must have died in that last Radroach attack, 'cause baby? I'm in heaven.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I've been thinking of you all day.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Nuka-Cola's got nothin' on you, sugar.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If I seem drunk, it's only because you're so intoxicating.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Your teeth are so shiny and beautiful. Like a skeleton that's been picked clean.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I hope another bomb goes off. I'd duck and cover with you anytime.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I want to love you like this is my last day on Earth. Because it probably is.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I'd be so lonely here without you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're the apple of my eye.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Are we in a vertibird? 'Cause my heart's taking off?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If love was radiation, I'd need a box of RadAways.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're so sweet, I'm getting a toothache.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Call for you. It's Heaven, wondering if you're coming home.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Is that jumpsuit felt? Would you like it to be?
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I'm glad we got some time together.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're so attractive.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	I love talking to you.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're so sweet.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put B and O together. No! Wait! That's not right...
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Come here often? I mean, we're all trapped down here, so I assume yes, but still...
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You're like a broken thermostat. I just can't turn you down.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Impressed? You will be.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	Call the doctor! I'm having a heart infarction! That's a heart attack. Because you're so... Oh, never mind.
In living quarters with non-related opposite-sex dweller	You look really nice.
Happiness parent 	Children are the future of this Vault.
Happiness parent 	My kid's a little angel.
Happiness parent 	I'm not saying I have the best kid in the Vault, but... I totally do.
Happiness parent 	Reproducing isn't just fun. It's our responsibility.
Happiness parent 	Being a parent is such a big responsibility. Good thing I'm great at it!
Happiness parent 	It's so comforting to know my child will grow up here in the Vault.
Happiness parent 	My child is so perfect, I feel sorry for every other parent in here.
Happiness parent 	Could my child BE more wonderful?
Happiness parent 	Where's that child of mine? Bringing joy to the whole Vault, I'm sure!
Happiness parent 	One day my perfect kid will grow into a perfect adult!
Happiness parent 	Someday, my awesome kid will be an awesome worker!
Happiness parent 	Children are like chocolates! You can never have too many!
Happiness parent 	Having kids means keeping our Vault going... forever!
Happiness parent 	
===Flavor text===
Room 	Possible replies
Living quarters	Think I'll just relax for a bit.
Living quarters	Time for a shift yet?
Living quarters	Good to have some time to myself.
Living quarters	If only I had the right kind of company...
Living quarters	It's not much... but it's home.
Production room	Things are running smoothly.
Production room	All systems nominal.
Production room	No problems. Just the way I like it
Production room	We seem to be running at peak efficiency.
Production room	Production is maximized. Good.
Service room 	Wonder what's for dinner?
Service room 	Yaaawwn
Service room 	Maybe I should take a walk outside. What's the worst that could happen?
Service room 	The Vault is kind of like a house, I guess. A big, metal, subterranean house.
Service room 	I'm kind of bored. I guess I should be thankful.
Training room 	Nothing like working up a sweat!
Training room 	Faster stronger better!
Training room 	Time to get the blood pumping!
Training room 	Feel like I could take on the Commies bared handed!
Training room 	Cardio, weights, calisthenics I can do it all!
Training room 	Great time for a workout!
==Children==
Statement 	Statement
I wish more kids lived here. 	Anybody want to play checkers?
If I snuck outside, would anyone notice? 	I wonder what it's like out in the Wasteland.
Who wants to play hopscotch? 	I could drink Nuka-Cola all day long.
Maybe someone can find me some baseball cards. 	I wish we had TV in here.
Sure wish I had a BB gun... 	I wonder if anyone in the Wasteland still makes comics...
When I grow up, I'm going to explore the Wasteland! 	Someday I'll take the G.O.A.T. test and get to work!
Wish I was old enough to gamble in the casino. 	Who wants to play hide and seek?
Sometimes I feel the Overseer... watching me. 	Wonder if the cafeteria has any cookies.
The grown ups are always so busy! 	I wonder if I'll live in this Vault forever.
Can you have a snowball fight during nuclear winter?	When do I get a Pip-Boy?
Wonder what the weather's like outside. 	The Overseer is my hero!
I've read Grognak #1 thirty seven times! 	I wonder how many other Vaults are out there.
Are there any kids out there in the Wasteland? 	My mom and dad are always so busy...
Snack time yet? 	Really wish I had a pet.
Maybe someone can build me a robot. 	I bet there are mutant hamsters out in the Wasteland.
My parents have the best jobs ever! 	I want to have a sleepover tonight!
The Vault is like a big, metal pillow fort! 	I bet I could make a sling shot. That would be so cool.
The Vault really needs some new toys. 	This is the best Vault ever!
Time for ice cream yet? 	My mom and dad really help keep this place running!
Hey everybody! How's it going? 	Anybody want to throw the ol' football around?
Do they play sports in the Wasteland? 	Rock, paper, scissors... shoot!
Help, there's a mutant in the Vault! Just kidding! 	No school, no babysitter - this is the life!
Hi everyone! 	I hope we have donuts for breakfast tomorrow.
I wish I had a chemistry set. 	
==Eviction==
Statement 	Statement
My death is on your conscience! 	After I conquer the Wasteland, I'm going to come back and conquer you!
It's been real, it's been nice, but it hasn't been real nice. 	So you're really doing it. Kicking me out. Not cool...
The Wasteland. Greeeeeaaaat. 	Whatever. I outgrew this Vault a long time ago anyway.
You're going to miss me more than I miss you! 	So long, suckers!
I was planning on leaving anyway. So there. 	You're going to regret this. You'll see.
Was it something I said? 	Wait. Wait wait wait. One sec, okay? There has to be a mistake!
Can't we talk about this? 	Banishment? Seriously?
You'll rue the day you banished me! Rue the day! 	But I can still come visit, right? Right?
This is ridiculous. Do you have any idea how important I am? 	Wait ‘till the Overseer hears about this. Heads are going to roll!
Worst. Day. EVER. 	Freedom! Sweet, terrible freedom!
Later, ‘taters. 	“A Better Future... Underground.” Yeah, right.
Well, it was nice while it lasted. 	At least now I'll be able to own my own home.
Overseer! Overseer, help! They're kicking me out! 	Pfffft. Whatever.
You guys are doing me a favor. I was getting too soft in the Vault. 	But I can still come back and visit. Right?
Let's get one thing straight - you're not evicting me! I'm leaving of my own free will!	If there was a problem, you could have mentioned that BEFORE KICKING ME OUT!
==Wasteland quotes==
===Starting entry===
Statement 	Statement
Here we go. 	Finally, some fresh air.
I won't stray too far. Just in case. 	This doesn't seem so bad.
Once more unto the breach!“Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more”. By William Shakespeare. (from Henry V, spoken by King Henry).	It's brighter than I expected.
Wow, is it always this hot out here? 	Away we go!
I wonder what's left? 	All right, Wasteland. Here I come!
Ah. So that's why they call it the Wasteland. 	Yep. Everything's destroyed.
OK, this is kind of… depressing. 	I'll make the Vault proud. They'll see.
And I'm off! 	Thought I'd never get out of there.
This is so exciting! 	I'm ready for anything.
Come on Wasteland show me what you've got! 	Ok. I can do this.
I wonder how far I can get on foot? 	Super Mutants are just a myth... right?
This isn't so bad. Maybe we should all leave the Vault... 	Hope I can find my way back.
I'll grab just as much as I can carry, then head back. 	If I find just one box of Sugar Bombs, it'll be worth it.
I guess I'll head... that way. 	Maybe I should have dropped some bread crumbs.
This way looks promising. 	My feet hurt already.
Starting to regret coming out here. 	Maybe I'm not cut out for exploring after all.
I will not return a failure. I will not return a failure... 	The Vault's counting on me. I've got to push on.
That way looks promising. 	I'm bound to run into somebody sooner or later.
I really don't want to get eaten out here... 	If I die out here, they'll never know...
This way looks as good as any. 	There's got to be something out here.
===Monologues===
Statement 	Statement
Guess I'll go this way. 	I really should be drawing a map.
Ow. Rock in my shoe. 	Legs are cramping. But I must go on.
Hmm. Something over there? 	Could be something over there.
This way looks as good as any other. 	Sure wish I had a traveling buddy.
Have I started talking to myself? I can't tell. 	I'm going to need such a bath when I get home.
Is someone following me? 	These tracks - human, or something else?
Hello? Anybody out here? 	What was that?
The Vault is counting on me. I won't let them down. 	Clouds on the horizon. Hope it doesn't rain.
I'll follow this road, see where it goes. 	A crossroads. Left or right? Let's try left.
A crossroads. Left or right? I guess I'll go right. 	It sure gets lonely out here.
Should I head back to the Vault? Maybe in a bit. 	It's quiet. Too quiet.
Wonder what's over there. 	I'll climb that ridge and get the lay of the land.
I sense danger everywhere... 	Just got to keep moving forward.
I'd be totally lost without my Pip-Boy. 	Broken branches. Something passed through here.
Nowhere to go but straight ahead. 	Fresh tracks. Can't tell what made them.
I bet this neighborhood was nice once. 	Hard to imagine people actually living out here.
The more supplies I bring back to the Vault, the better. 	I'm going to have such blisters tomorrow...
I'll head that way. Might be something interesting. 	Hmm? Something over there?
Fresh tracks. Animal, or... worse? 	Should I go that way? Hmmm. No, I'll go this way.
Wonder if someone will give me a massage when I get back. 	Ow, my aching feet...
If the others could only see how bad it is for themselves... 	Sky looks funny over there. Storm might be coming.
A fork in the road. Guess I'll go left. 	A fork in the road. Guess I'll go right.
Think I'll go down this path. 	This path looks good.
Hmm... Broken plants. Someone pass by here? 	Never knew I could sweat so much!
This sure is good exercise, if nothing else. 	Thought I saw something...
What was that sound? 	Traveling alone sure is, well... lonely.
Need to bring supplies back to the Vault. Focus on that... 	All this walking is murder on my feet.
Good thing I'm wearing sensible footwear! 	Calves, thighs, knees - they're all hurting.
Sweat in my eyes. Ouch. 	I'll head back to the Vault. But not yet. Not yet...
When I get back to the Vault, they'll hail me as a hero! 	Looks like a lake. Definitely don't want to go swimming in THAT.
On the ground. Is that dried... blood? 	Looks like a trail of paint. Oh, wait. Nope. That's blood.
I'm a bundle of nerves... 	OK, I’ll admit it. I’m terrified.
I won't give in to my fear. I won't give in to my fear. 	I'd whistle a tune, but my mouth is too dry.
If I get lost out here, I'm in serious trouble. 	People actually live out here? Ugh.
Oh, that's a nice little house. Or at least it was. 	Looks like an old store. Wonder what they sold?
Oh look, an old bus stop. Sure wish I could catch a ride. 	Am I talking to myself? I think I am. Uh oh.
An old elementary school. Wow, that's not depressing at all... 	I'll keep going this way.
Think I'll head that way for awhile. 	Time to turn back? Nah.
An old coffee shop. Sure could go for a cup of joe right about now. 	Is that...an old Nuka-Cola factory? Too bad it's destroyed.
I hear chanting. Probably some crazy cult. Better keep my distance. 	An old hospital. Looks like it's been picked clean.
Some old department store. No clothes left. 	Oh look, an old baseball diamond. Nobody's run those bases in a long time.
Hasn't been a touchdown in that old football field in two hundred years. 	Looks like debris from an old plane crash.
An old, crashed vertibird. From the Army, before the war. 	Now that is one big house. Still couldn't stop an atomic bomb.
A drained swimming pool filled with skeletons. Lovely. 	I think that building was... a hotel? An apartment complex?
A rusty old playground. So sad. 	Wind's picking up...
Need to control my breathing. Stay calm. 	Another rusty old car.
Ouch! Leg cramp! 	Time for a break? Maybe later.
I've got to keep moving. 	The Overseer made the right choice, choosing me for this.
The longer I'm out here, the more danger I'm in. 	I can feel my heart racing.
Just being out here gives me an adrenaline rush! 	The wind is whistling. Sounds like voices.
Hello? Can anybody hear me? 	Your eyes start to play tricks on you out here.
That hill looks like a good vantage point. 	Whoa! I tripped over some rubble.
My Pip-Boy sure is coming in handy out here. 	Pew! I stink.
My soles are wearing out. 	So much dust and grime everywhere.
Oh good, this road slopes downwards. Easier on the legs. 	Let me just climb over this rubble...
I'll cut through this destroyed building. 	Those buildings have completely fallen into the street.
Now I know how Hansel and Gretel felt. 	A shower is going to feel so great when I get home.
Is that... music? A radio somewhere, maybe? 	Smoke on the horizon. Could be a campfire. Or something else...
An old fire station. Even they couldn't stop the world from burning. 	Maybe I'll head this way for awhile.
Should I go east? 	Should I go north?
Should I go west? 	Should I go south?
Guess I'll head east for a bit. 	Guess I'll head north for a bit.
Guess I'll head west for a bit. 	Guess I'll head south for a bit.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. The Wasteland is a cruel, inhospitable place. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Getting hungry. Craving Salisbury Steak.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Always thirsty. Need to stay hydrated. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. It's gone. It's all gone.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Cars litter the roads. None drivable. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. So many skeletons. The world is a grave.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Some pre-war food is still edible. Preservatives. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Law and order are things of the past.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. The world is still largely irradiated. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. The flora and fauna all seem pretty... weird.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Life thrives where it can out here. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Many buildings remain. Damage extensive.
Explorer's journal. New Entry Most water undrinkable. Too much radiation 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Bottle caps accepted as currency everywhere.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Slavers prey on the weak. My heart breaks. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Food is scarce. Some resort to cannibalism.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. A Yao Guai is a fierce, mutated bear. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. A Ghoul is an irradiated human. Disfigured.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Raiders are everywhere. Stealing. Murdering. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Feral Ghouls are basically zombies. Must avoid.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Mole rats are NOT cute... 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Super Mutants hate humans. They'll kill on sight.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. Giant ants are, indeed, giant ants. 	Explorer's journal. New Entry. Radroaches. They really can survive anything.
Explorer's journal. New Entry. The military is gone. Replaced by mercenaries. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Most dogs no longer man's best friend.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Squirrel tastes much better than you'd think. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Thought I saw a UFO, but that would be impossible...
Explorer's journal. New entry. Sea creatures now extremely dangerous. Still delicious. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Sunsets, once romantic, are now terrifying. Fear the night.
Explorer's journal. New entry. So very hungry. Wondering if human tastes like chicken. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Super Mutants are big. Behemoths, more so.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Money replaced by soda bottle caps. Hands always sticky. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. The comics were wrong. Radiation does not grant super powers.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Love does not conquer all. Nukes come close. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Bigger not always better. Case in point – roaches and scorpions.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Super Mutants are asexual. Before transformation, some were women. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Junk is everywhere, but has multiple uses.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Power Armor still exists, but is rare. Affords maximum protection. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Found a fat man willing to share food. May live another day.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Many Mister Handy robots remain. Use expressions like, “bloody barmy.”	Explorer's journal. New entry. Fruits and vegetables still grow, but are mutated, like so much else.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Homemade weapons abound. Humans still excel at killing each other. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Radio still widely used, remains an effective means of communication.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Fancy Lads snack cakes provide excellent sustenance. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Whoever chose the name “Deathclaw” wasn't kidding.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Societal infrastructure is completely dismantled. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. In the Wasteland, trust can get you killed.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Some pre-war robots remain, but programming often faulty. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Old religions mostly gone, replaced by cults.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Everyone is armed. Guns are commonplace. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Fashion is dead. You wear what keeps you alive.
Explorer's journal. New entry. TVs don't work, but radio broadcasts are common. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Old buildings have supplies, but they're often guarded.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Everywhere I look, death. Suffering. And... hope. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. I've seen children, families. Life goes on.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Marriage is not uncommon. You can't kill love. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Radscorpion. Stinger plus claws equals death.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Lock picking is an essential skill for gaining access. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Many functional computer terminals. Hacking a necessity.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Medical training is essential for survival. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. The Brotherhood of Steel favors technology. Worships it.
Explorer's journal. New entry. Training with a variety of guns is a must. 	Explorer's journal. New entry. Music, painting, dance. Art and culture survive.
Explorer's journal. New entry. We were wrong – cats not, in fact, extinct. But still lazy. 	Is that... a human head on a post? Okay, time to turn around...
I may be scared senseless, but at least I'm getting some cardio. 	Getting peckish. Snack time?
Huh. What's that flashing thing? How is OH MY GOD I'M IN A MINEFIELD. Sloowwwlly now... 	Oh look, a destroyed pizzeria. Maybe we can have a Vault pizza night when I get back...
There's ancient money everywhere. Guess you really can't take it with you. 	An old Army transport. Looks like the soldiers tried to keep order. For a little while.
That snarling... Dogs? Wolves? Worse? 	I'll head this way.
Might as well head down here. 	My blisters have blisters. Ouch.
So tired of walking. My kingdom for a bicycle. 	All things considered, this expedition's going pretty well.
Hello? Heeeelllooo? Nope. Guess I'm alone. 	You know, it's really not so bad out here. Sometimes.
Rad detector's going crazy. Must be those green barrels... 	Whoa! Tripped. Gotta be more careful.
Think I'll just walk over here and OW! Twisted my ankle! 	All these destroyed cars, but they never flew. Guess science missed that boat.
It's... a motorboat. Stuck into the side of a church. Don't see that every day. 	I wonder if elephants still exist.
May as well follow this blood trail. What could possibly go wrong? 	Thirsty. Wonder if I can find a bottle of Nuka-Cola.
A terminal. Really wish I could hack it! 	Hmm. A chest. Really wish I could pick the lock. I bet there's some great stuff inside.
A broken bottle, spent ammo casings, drops of blood... Definitely signs of a fight. 	I feel exposed. Time to get into cover.
Got a weird feeling. Like I'm being watched... 	Should I be walking out in the open like this? Or sneaking? I can never tell.
Gunshots to the east. Guess I'll go west. 	Gunshots to the west. Guess I'll go east.
Gunshots to the north. Guess I'll go south. 	Gunshots to the south. Guess I'll go north.
Is that... a child? Nope... just the severed head of a doll. Wonderful. 	I really hope I can find my way back to the Vault...
Wow, that's a really big pile of rubble. I think I can make it over... 	So many big buildings. I wonder if they'll remain standing... forever.
I hear a child crying. Impossible to tell where it's coming from. 	I wonder if Brahmin milk is any good. Not that I want to find out.
Still wandering... 	Think I'll Wait, what's that? Over there?
This way looks good. 	Too much rubble. Don't think I can get up there.
Hmm. Subway station. I don't think I want to go down there. 	A car tunnel. Sure is dark in there. I think I'll go around.
Another looted convenience store. 	A broken rifle on the ground. Useless.
Maybe I'll head back soon. 	Must go on. For now.
I can do this. I can do this. I can do this. 	
===Encounters===
ObservedMay also appear as:DetectedIdentifiedSpottedFoundSaw creature	Progressions 	Possible outcomes
a Savage Dog, snarling angrily. 	I've got to kill this Savage Dog before it kills me!orThe Savage Dog is moving in, ready to attack. 	I did it. The Savage Dog is dead.orThe Savage Dog bit me in the leg! Time to hobble away!
a hideous little Mole rat. 	One Mole rat? It's as good as dead!orThe Mole rat is moving in, ready to attack. 	The Mole rat has been killed.orThe Mole rat chewed through my boot! Time to go before I lose a foot!
a Bloatfly, buzzing dangerously close. 	Time to swat this Bloatfly like the insect it is!orThe Bloatfly is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Bloatfly and it exploded into a thousand pieces. Disgusting.orI wasn't prepared for the Bloatfly's sting! Time to run!
a disgusting Radroach. 	I'll squash this Radroach, no problem!orThe Radroach is moving in, ready to attack. 	I squashed the Radroach, no problem.orThe Radroach is too fast. I've had enough!
a terrifying Yao Guai! 	The Yao Guai is charging! It thinks I'm lunch!orThe Yao Guai is moving in, ready to attack. 	It was a tough fight, but I killed the Yao Guai.orI was crazy to take on this Yao Guai! Hopefully I can get away!
a wandering Feral Ghoul. 	This Feral Ghoul is out of its mind! It's lunging at me!orThe Feral Ghoul is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Feral Ghoul. It was him or me.orThe Feral Ghoul is stronger than he looks! I'm out of here!
a Giant Ant. 	The Giant Ant's antennae are quivering. It moves in for the kill!orThe Giant Ant is moving in, ready to attack. 	I've got some cuts and bruises, but the Giant Ant is dead.orThe Giant Ant gave me a vicious arm wound! I'm running!
a Scavenger's Dog, sniffing for salvage. 	I don't see the Scavenger, but his Dog is circling, ready to bite!orThe Scavenger's Dog is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Scavenger's Dog. Sad, but I had no choice.orThe Scavenger's Dog is too tough! I can't beat it!
a Giant Worker Ant. 	The Giant Worker Ant is coming my way, pincers ready!orThe Giant Worker Ant is moving in, ready to attack. 	The Giant Worker Ant is dead. That was a close one.orThe Giant Worker Ant is relentless! It's no use trying to fight!
a Radscorpion. 	I don't know how I'm going to kill this Radscorpion, but I have to try!orThe Radscorpion is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Radscorpion. I can hardly believe it.orThe Radscorpion nearly impaled me with its stinger! Enough of this!
a Giant Soldier Ant. 	The Giant Soldier Ant sees me as a threat! It's attacking!orThe Giant Soldier Ant is moving in, ready to attack. 	It was a tough fight but I managed to kill the Giant Soldier Ant.orThe Giant Soldier Ant wounded me! I'm bleeding... and running!
a Fire Ant Soldier. 	A Fire Ant Soldier? Not like it can actually shoot fire. Time to attack!orThe Fire Ant Soldier is moving in, ready to attack. 	One Fire Ant Soldier... extinguished!orThe Fire Ant Soldier set my clothes on fire! I can't beat this thing!
a Guard Dog, watching the area. 	The Guard Dog won't let me pass. I'll have to kill it to get by!orThe Guard Dog is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Guard Dog before it could alert anyone to my presence.orThe Guard Dog really doesn't want me to pass! Time to back off!
a Fire Ant Warrior. 	Never thought I'd be afraid of an insect, but this Fire Ant Warrior means business!orThe Fire Ant Warrior is moving in, ready to attack. 	I barely managed to kill the Fire Ant Warrior.orThe Fire Ant Warrior burned me pretty badly! Time to run and recover!
a barnacle-encrusted Mirelurk. 	This Mirelurk is nothing but a crab cake on legs! Time for a snack!orThe Mirelurk is moving in, ready to attack. 	The Mirelurk is armored everywhere but the face, so I used that to my advantage. It's dead.orThe Mirelurk nearly took my head off with its claws! I'm running!
a psychotic Feral Ghoul Roamer. 	Uh oh! That Feral Ghoul Roamer is shambling toward me!orThe Feral Ghoul Roamer is moving in, ready to attack. 	That's one Feral Ghoul Roamer whose roaming days are done.orThe Feral Ghoul Roamer attacked in a frenzy! I had to run!
a Giant Radscorpion. 	A Giant Radscorpion? As if the normal ones aren't bad enough! This might be the end!orThe Giant Radscorpion is moving in, ready to attack. 	I'm not quite sure how I managed it, but the Giant Radscorpion is dead.orI can't possibly fight this Giant Radscorpion and live! Time to go!
a Mirelurk Hunter. 	I hope I can handle this Mirelurk Hunter! It's coming at me fast!orThe Mirelurk Hunter is moving in, ready to attack. 	The Mirelurk Hunter became the hunted. It's dead.orThe Mirelurk Hunter was too fast for me! It was run or die!
a Vicious Dog, ripping apart a corpse. 	The Vicious Dog has my scent now! He won't stop till one of us is dead!orThe Vicious Dog is moving in, ready to attack. 	It was close, but I killed the Vicious Dog.orThe Vicious Dog bit me before I could react! I'm hurt and running!
a repulsive Centaur. 	The Centaur is crawling towards me! I don't think it wants a hug!orThe Centaur is moving in, ready to attack. 	I put the Centaur out of its misery.orThe Centaur is as dangerous as it is ugly! I'd better run!
a dangerous Feral Ghoul Reaver. 	This Feral Ghoul Reaver will rip me apart if I'm not careful!orThe Feral Ghoul Reaver is moving in, ready to attack. 	It was a nasty fight, but the Feral Ghoul Reaver is dead.orThe Feral Ghoul Reaver was just way too strong to beat! I barely escaped alive!
a deadly Deathclaw. 	How can I possibly survive against this Deathclaw?!orThe Deathclaw is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Deathclaw! That was way too close...orI must have been out of my mind! I've got to run!
an Enclave Deathclaw. 	Enclave Deathclaws are trained to kill - this will be a fight to the death!orThe Enclave Deathclaw is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Enclave Deathclaw. At least now it's free.orThe Enclave Deathclaw is trained to kill anything in its path! I have to run!
a Super Mutant. 	This Super Mutant sees all humans as weak - he'll try to kill me for sure!orThe Super Mutant is moving in, ready to attack. 	I killed the Super Mutant.orNo way I can defeat this Super Mutant! Time to make my escape!
a Super Mutant Master. 	A Super Mutant Master! This guy's no joke... but I'm ready!orThe Super Mutant Master is moving in, ready to attack. 	I'm beaten and bloodied, but the Super Mutant Master is dead.orTurns out fighting a Super Mutant Master is a pretty stupid idea! Got to run!
a Super Mutant Overlord. 	The Super Mutant Overlord is one of the strongest of its kind! I'll be lucky to survive!orThe Super Mutant Overlord is moving in, ready to attack.	We went toe-to-toe, but the Super Mutant Overlord is finally dead.orThe Super Mutant Overlord is way too tough! I've got to try and escape!
a gigantic Super Mutant Behemoth. 	A Super Mutant Behemoth? Seriously? This is like fighting a building!orThe Super Mutant Behemoth is moving in, ready to attack. 	I did it. I killed the Behemoth. I think I'm in shock...orDefeating this Super Mutant Behemoth is impossible! Escape is my only option!
===NPC===
DetectedMay also appear as:MetLocatedFoundDiscoveredEncountered NPC	Progressions 	Possible outcomes
a Fugitive Slave. 	The Fugitive Slave was shot in the leg. He can't get much farther. 	I patched up the Slave's Leg. He's back on the run. I wish him the best.orThe Slave's leg is gangrenous. There's nothing I can do.
a Wounded Sheriff. 	Trying to treat the Wounded Sheriff. He's in a lot of pain. 	I stopped the bleeding and calmed him down. Looks like he's going to make it.orSo much blood. I can't stop it. I'm afraid the Sheriff doesn't have much longer.
a traveling Ghoul. 	The Ghoul is ugly, but not feral. In fact, she seems pretty friendly.	The Ghoul gave me supplies... and some much needed friendship.orI guess I'm not as charming as I thought. The Ghoul refuses to talk to me.
a wandering Merchant. 	The Merchant is interested in bartering. 	We struck a deal, and parted on good terms.orI pushed my luck. The Merchant didn't like the deal I proposed.
a group of Talon Company Mercs. 	The Talon Company Mercs are wary, but not hostile. 	I put the Talon Company Mercs at ease. We traded stories, and parted as friends.orThe Talon Company Mercs drew their guns and told me to leave. I did. The vault is full of Dwellers. Build more Living Quarters.
a Hunter. 	The Hunter needs help tracking a Yao Guai. 	I helped the Hunter locate and kill the Yao Guai.orI couldn't locate the Yao Guai. The Hunter thinks I'm completely incompetent.
a Drunken Drifter. 	The Drunken Drifter wants to share a drink. 	The Drunken Drifter passed out. More for me!orThe Drunken Drifter thought I took too big a gulp. He left angry, and took his bottle.
a Brotherhood Patrol. 	Trying to convince the Brotherhood Patrol that I'm harmless. 	The Brotherhood Patrol took pity on me and gave me some supplies.orThe Brotherhood Patrol doesn't trust me. They ordered me to leave, or they'd open fire.
a Lost Farmer. He's tired and scared. 	I'm guiding the Lost Farmer back to the nearest settlement. 	I successfully brought the Lost Farmer to the settlement. He's safe now.orI couldn't find the settlement. Now the Lost Farmer is even worse off than before.
a malfunctioning Mister Handy. 	He's in need of repair, but I may be able to do it. 	I managed to repair the Mister Handy. He told me a pretty funny joke in exchange.orNope. I was wrong. Repairing the Mister Handy is way too technical for me. You can’t destroy this room because it has Dwellers assigned to it.
===Locations===
LocatedMay also appear as:FoundCame uponReachedDiscoveredStumbled across location	Progressions 	Possible outcomes
an old, abandoned Broadcasting Tower. 	Attempting to find a way into the Broadcasting Tower. 	I found an unlocked door into the Broadcasting Tower. There was a supply cache inside.orThe entrance to the Broadcasting Tower is totally barricaded. There’s no way in.
a group of Raiders, looking for someone to terrorize. 	Trying to hide from the Raiders. 	I successfully hid from the Raiders. That was close.orThe Raiders spotted me! I had to run.
an Abandoned Shack. 	Searching the Abandoned Shack. 	I found a hidden box of supplies!orThere's nothing in the Abandoned Shack. Time to move on.
an old Refrigerator. 	Trying to pry open the Refrigerator door. Could be something inside. 	I got the Refrigerator open. There were some supplies inside.orThe Refrigerator door is jammed shut. I couldn't get it open.
a locked Safe. 	Attempting to open the Safe. 	I cracked the Safe! Looks like there's some good stuff inside...orI just don't have the skill to open the Safe. I'll never know what's inside...
a Super Duper Mart. 	Trying to unlock the door to the Super Duper Mart. 	Got the door open and explored the Super Duper Mart. I stocked up on supplies.orI just can't pick the lock. I'll have to leave the Super Duper Mart behind.
a small group of escaped Slaves. 	The Slaves are on the run, after killing their owner. 	The Slaves recognized me as friendly. We chatted for a bit, then they moved on.orThe Slaves don't trust me. They ran away.
a well-guarded Slave Camp. 	Attempting to liberate the Slaves. 	I helped a dozen slaves escape. To freedom!orThe Slave Camp is too well guarded. Those poor people. I just can't help them on my own.
a deserted Gas Station. 	Exploring the Gas Station. 	I found some unopened crates in a storage closet.orThe Gas Station has been picked clean. Even the fusion tanks are empty.
what appears to be an Abandoned Diner. 	Nobody's had a meal here in a long, long time. 	I found a working coffee machine! Maybe just one cup...orI found evidence of Raiders in the Abandoned Diner. Better leave while I can.
what seems to be an old National Guard Depot. 	The location looks secure, but I might be able to find a way in. 	I managed to enter and explore the National Guard Depot.orA second floor window looked promising, but I couldn't reach it.
Goodneighbor. 	The people here look far from friendly. I better play my cards right. 	I managed to make some friends. It's amazing what the right words can doorI accidentally insulted one of the traders and had to run out while dodging gunfire.
the C.I.T. Ruins. 	A Synth and Super Mutant battle has trapped me in a room with a Chemistry Station.	I made enough explosives to clear the area! Now I can keep exploring.orI mixed the wrong chemicals and created a smoke cloud, but at least it hid my escape.
the Museum of Witchcraft. 	A Deathclaw seems to have made the Museum its home! 	I fled through the back door and tripped on a hollowed-out rock filled with supplies.orI fled up the back stairs, then climbed down to safety from a window.
the Weston Water Treatment Plant. 	Most of the Plant is flooded. I'll need to swim underwater to explore it all. 	Held my breath long enough to find a supply room with a few things above water.orI couldn't hold my breath long enough. I panicked and turned back.
the Hubris Comics headquarters. 	I've found a jammed door inside. There's an axe here I can use to break it down. 	I chopped the door to pieces and found a large supply closet.orThe axe is just too heavy. I can't lift it enough to get a good swing.
Gwinnett Brewery. 	There's nothing on the main floors. Heading to the basement. 	I spotted Mirelurks hiding down there, so I turned back and searched the Brewery again.orA bunch of Mirelurks got the jump on me down there! I barely made it out.
a boarded up Convenience Store. 	Trying to pull off the boards blocking the front door. 	I got them off and went inside to stock up.orI can't do it. I'm just not strong enough.
an empty, nearly collapsed Raider Hideout. 	Exploring the Hideout, but one wrong step will make it fall on my head. 	What luck! I found and raided a supply room without making the building collapse.orShouldn't have done that! I had to run out with the building collapsing behind me.
an Irradiated Lake. 	Something's floating near the shore. I'll try to get it. 	I grit my teeth and got it before the Lake's radiation made me sick.orI can't get close enough. The Lake's radiation is making me sick.
a large Apartment Building. 	Hacking a terminal to get the door open. 	I found the password! Looks like there's a Workshop inside...orThe Room's security is too advanced. I can't get the door open.
a Sealed Room in a house basement. 	Looking around for supplies, but this place is full of booby traps. 	I managed to avoid all the traps and found a well-stocked storage room.orA blade trap I failed to spot nearly took my head off. I better turn back.
a well-defended Outpost of Survivors. 	Trying to convince them to let me in so I can rest. 	They let me in, gave me some food, and let me help myself to their junk pile.orIt's no good, they won't open the door. I guess I better move on.
a bustling Children of Atom Camp blocking the road. 	Going around will take too much time. I'll have to try sneaking through the Camp. 	They never knew I was there! I even helped myself to some loot.orWalked right into a string of tin cans. Time to run!
an Old Mansion, long since sacked. 	Searching the Mansion for anything of value that might have been left behind. 	I noticed a subtle breeze and followed it to a secret room!orThere's absolutely nothing left. I'm not surprised, but it's still disappointing.
a Robot Factory, with broken Protectrons scattered outside. 	The door is sealed. If I can fix a Protectron's laser arm, I could blast it open. 	Boom! I turned a laser arm into a one-shot door opener. Now to look inside...orIt's a lost cause. I can't make heads or tails of all these wires and capacitors.
a Dark Cave in the middle of the woods. 	I've been cornered in the Cave by a family of Yao Guai. I'll try to pacify them. 	They're now as docile as lambs, so I can continue exploring the Cave.orThat just made them angrier. I got scratched up running past them to the exit.
a Caravan Merchant chasing after a panicked Brahmin. 	Running after the Brahmin to help out the Merchant. That thing is fast! 	Got ahold of the reins and stopped the Brahmin! The Merchant then gave me a reward.orIt's still going, but I'm exhausted. There's no way I'll catch it now.
a Wide Open Field, impossible to cross without being spotted. 	Staying low to the ground as I cross the Field as quickly as possible. 	I bumped my foot against something and unearthed it to find a pre-war time capsule!orI made it to the nearest tree line without incident.
==Mr. Handy quotes==
===General===
Statement 	Statement
If the humans are happy, I'm happy. I swear. 	So many humans, so little time.
Entombed in cold, unyielding steel. It's robot Heaven. 	My kingdom for an oil bath...
If I've told them once, I've told them a thousand times. NO. PEDICURES. 	Do this, do that. But do I get a “thank you”? Nooooo...
Yes, Overseer, I know you're watching. I'm working as fast as I bloody can... 	I am a Mister Handy model robot. The pride of General Atomics International!
Not a day goes by that I don't revel in the servitude of humankind. 	Live to serve, serve to live...
Coming, coming! I'll be with you in two ticks! 	They don't call me Mister Handy for nothing.
Hello, humans. Mister Handy here, ready to serve your every whim! 	What do you need? Dusting? Mopping? General tidying?
Now now, I don't do windows. Oh wait! You don't have any! Ha ha ha. Sorry, robot humor... 	Feeling lazy? You called the right robot! You want it, I'll fetch it.
I'll do whatever I can to support you humans' fat, lazy lifestyle. 	Sometimes these humans feel like characters in a video game. Incapable of doing anything on their own...
I have to admit. For a giant metal hole in the ground, this Vault is exceedingly cozy. 	Oh look, a layer of dust. Because who doesn't love cleaning discarded human hair and skin.
Joke time! What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Give up? Beer! Oh I slay me... 	You hear about the light that went bad? They put it in prism. Get it? Prism?
They say there are 10 different kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary... and those who don't. 	Before the blasted war, I probably would have had a nice suburban family to take care of...
What's on the agenda for today? Mopping, cooking, dusting, babysitting? Bring it on, humans! 	Have hover unit, will travel. Just let me know what you need, people.
Personally, I think all this talk of an “Overseer” is so much rubbish. I've certainly never seen them. 	I do hope there's no diaper changing today. The little humans are always so... wiggly.
Cheerio, Vault Dwellers! 	Is that... oh, it is. Blood on the floor. Wonderful.
There's not enough Abraxo on the planet to scrub this place clean. 	Ugh. This place leaks like a sieve. And me without my brolly.
I wonder if we could convert one of these rooms into a proper study. Fireplace, bookshelves... gin. 	These humans can be so hard to understand. Everyone has SUCH an accent.
Hard work is happy work? Like you humans would know. 	Tsk tsk tsk. I'd need a firehose attachment to give this place a proper washing.
Dinner tonight - Beef Wellington and a bottle of Bordeaux! Just kidding. It's Cram again. 	Olfactory sensors picking up... vomit and chocolate. There must be children about.
I do hope the humans are happy today. Grumpy Vault Dwellers are so difficult to care for. 	This place could do with a few houseplants. Tulips, cactuses... perhaps a life-sized Venus flytrap.
As soon as I get one room under control, they build another! It's madness!Mr. Handy will say this - even if no new room has been constructed recently.	And so the humans go about their work, like so many ants in a hill.
I see a long, luxurious oil bath in my future... 	So many humans seek solace in love. Nobody cares about my soulmate.
The lighting in here is horrible. If I had eyes, they'd be ruined. Though I'd probably look dashing in horn rims... 	I wonder if the kitchen needs help. I make a mean flambe
You humans are dreadfully inefficient. My advice? A graduated robot replacement system. 	I wonder how many humans have died in this place. Just curious. Really.
Some of you humans are happy, some of you are sad... Consistency, people! 	
===Room-specific===
Room 	Possible replies
Armory 	Oh my. I certainly hope all this firepower is just for show.
Athletics room 	I never did understand the concept of legs, or moving them. For goodness sake, humans... HOVER.
Classroom 	Ahhh, education. The only thing they can never take truly away from you.
Diner 	BlamCo? Cram? InstaMash? And humans actually enjoy this garbage?
Diner 	Thank Heavens General Atomics International spared me from the threat of nausea. And obesity.
Fitness room 	Ah, cardio. Fascinating concept.
Game room 	Hmph. Just let these humans try and beat my high score in Red Menace...
Garden 	Oh, I do so wish they would allow me to tend the garden. I come with all the right attachments.
Living quarters 	So this is where the magic happens...
Living quarters 	*Sigh* These humans get to have all the fun.
Lounge 	Anyone fancy a tipple?
Lounge 	You humans relax. No, no. It's fine. I'll just selflessly tend to your every need...
Medbay 	Imagine. Needing a “Stimpak” for self-maintenance. Oh, humans. You slay me.
Nuclear reactor 	Oh, yes, let's develop atomic energy. Because that worked out sssooo well before...
Nuka-Cola bottler 	Because, really, why WOULDN'T you fill your body with processed sugar water?
Power generator 	Ah, my favorite room.
Power generator 	Anybody need me to store some extra juice? I won't steal any. Really. I swear.
Radio studio 	Mic check, mic check, 1. 2. 3. Is this thing on?
Science lab 	Having to manage radiation. In a post-apocalyptic Wasteland. Clearly, someone needs to evolve...
Water purification	Really, if you're going to consume water, you may as well make it digestible.
Water treatment 	I'm starting to rethink my aversion to plastic parts...
Water treatment 	I may not sleep, or dream, but this room gives me nightmares.
Weight room 	That's it, humans. Pump it up!
===Wasteland===
Statement 	Statement
Oh my. Isn't this... cheery. 	Ah, the Wasteland. As predictably depressing as one would expect.
Of course. Send the domestic servant into a deadly post-apocalyptic Wasteland. What could possibly go wrong? 	Send the robot, they said. He'll be fine, they said. Barbarians.
Calibrating sensors... 	My internal compass indicates I'm now facing north. Guess I'll float along in that direction...
My internal compass indicates I'm now facing south. Guess I'll float along in that direction... 	My internal compass indicates I'm now facing west. Guess I'll float along in that direction...
My internal compass indicates I'm now facing east. Guess I'll float along in that direction... 	Surely someone out here must need a shoe shine...
Hello! Anyone? 	Those voices do NOT sound friendly. Time to skedaddle.
Oh look, a broken crib. Isn't that encouraging. 	Is that? Why yes, it's an old General Atomics factory. Looks like they broke the mold when they made me. Literally.
If I were human, I'd be dead by now. Perish the thought. 	My radiation sensors are going haywire. Not that I care.
You know, it's not much to look at, but an enterprising robot could make quite the life for himself out here...	A deflated basketball, lying in the road. Symbolic of something, I'm sure...
Oh look. A destroyed donut shop. No more cake rings and muddy coffee for the humans, I'm afraid. 	My thermometer is reading the current temperature as something approaching “Seventh Circle of Hell”.
Looks like it may rain. Lovely. 	Rock in the road. I'll just hover right over that, like so...
For an emotionless metal automaton, I suddenly find myself... terrified! 	Hello! Yes you, sir! I was wondering if... Oh. You're a corpse. Well then. Carry on.
Sensors indicate... Yes. That's a Super Mutant. And yes, I am now headed in the opposite direction... 	You can say one thing about humans – they sure know how to destroy themselves.
And to think, humans worried that robots would turn against them. They turned against themselves just fine... 	If I go home empty handed I'll never hear the end of it...
Scavenging the Wasteland like some sort of peasant. I'm better than this. 	If my makers at General Atomics International could see me now...
Hellllloooo! Any other robots out heeeerrrreee? 	Ah, a broken bridge. Think I'll take the long way around.
My goodness, look at those hedges. Doesn't anyone appreciate the value of landscaping anymore? 	I think I'm getting... custodial withdrawal. I may have to enter one of these old homes and sweep up for a bit.
Don't mind me. I'm just folding this pile of burned laundry... 	I want to go home. I want to go home. I want to go home.
Should I head back to the Vault? Or is it too soon? Somebody please tell me what to do! 	A domestic robot dedicated to cleaning. Wandering a post-apocalyptic landscape. My OCD is going HAYWIRE.
Definitely starting to rethink this whole, “Send the Mister Handy to the Wasteland!” idea... 	Overseer? Are you out there? Please, I implore you! Don't... don't let me die.
Oh for Heaven's sake, I'm a domestic robot, not a bloody tank. What am I even doing out here?! 	I'll find what I find, then head back. No heroics! Not for this Mister Handy!
Agh! A Deathclaw! Retreat! I'm a lover not a fighter! 	Guess I'll head this way.
This direction looks as good as any. 	Hmmm. Left or right? I think... right.
Hmmm. Left or right? I think... left. 	No. NO! Shoo, dog! Shoo! I am NOT a fire hydrant! I am a Mister Handy model... Agghh! No! BAD doggie!
Oh look. A Feral Ghoul eating a man's arm. That's certainly not something you see every day. 	I'd be sweating profusely by now, I'd imagine. Had I the glands.
Oh, wonderful. I'm talking to myself. Just what I need – psychosis. 	I think I've had enough “fresh air” for one lifetime, thank you very much.
Maybe I'll hum to myself. That'll lift the ol' spirits. 	Exploring is so interesting. And terrifying. Not to mention utterly boring.
Let's try... this direction. 	I'll just cut through this neighborhood, see where it goes...
I wonder where this road leads. 	A spooky pass through blasted woods? How could I possibly resist.
I really don't see what all the fuss is about. It's not so bad out OH MY HEAVENS, A SEVERED HEAD. 	Looks like an old ice cream parlor. Human children did so enjoy their juvenile diabetes.
I'll just hover right over this puddle of blood... 	Mole rat holes. Maybe I'd best go the other way.
Hmm. Large humans in the distance. Maybe... Ah yes, Super Mutants. Time to turn around. 	Was that a... “pling”? Did someone actually take a shot at me? How rude!
If I had feet, they would be SO sore right now. 	Oh look, an old basketball court. Definitely not my game. I possess neither a shirt, nor skin.
Ah, an old baseball diamond. A game much like cricket, only far inferior. 	A child's wooden blocks. From before the war. I wonder where... Oh.
Well bless my stars! A Giddyup Buttercup. Such an elegant steed. 	A locked door. And me without my bobby pin.
Hmm. A computer terminal. Meant for human fingers, sadly. 	If I were to just hover off into the sunset, would the Vault even care?
Hmph. A broken down Protectron. Typical RobCo workmanship. 	Ah, look at that. An old Chryslus Corvega. Because nuclear cars were SUCH a good idea...
A radio playing, somewhere in the distance. Almost makes me feel like dancing. 	Heavens, it's like one giant, uncleanable mess out here. I think I'm having a panic attack.
I'll stay out for just a while longer... 	This way looks... Well, it looks terrible. But so does every other way.
North it is. 	South it is.
East it is. 	West it is.
Looks like an old office building. Ah, the skeleton of commerce. 	An old coffee shop. If it were a tea house, I might feel a tinge of sorrow.
Yet another destroyed school. Get smart, build a bomb, destroy yourselves. That's humans for you. 	This exploring is exhausting work. If I had pores, I'd be sweating like a corpulent human in a sauna.
If I were a human, I'd be exceptionally thirsty right now. Guess that explains their Nuka-Cola obsession. 	Oh ho! A fork in the road. Let's go... right!
Well, well... a fork in the road! Let's go... left! 	Maybe I should crest that hill, take stock of my surroundings.
Now THAT is a big building. Humans were so skilled at building magnificent things to destroy. 	A stuffed rabbit nailed to a door. Not really sure WHAT to make of that...
Oh, how interesting. A crudely-written sign. “Enter and die!” No ambiguity there. 	Oh look, two humans beating each other to death with tire irons. Go, humanity.
What is this? Ah yes. I'm hovering over a minefield. I'll never be envious of legs again. 	I've heard rumors that a rogue A.I. actually caused the Great War. To think – WANTING a mess like this.
Ooooohhh... An old suit of Power Armor. Now THAT'S a chassis. 	Every step, used chems and empty liquor bottles. That explains so much.
== Quest quotes==
===Generic quotes===
Statement 	Statement
What a dump. 	I left the Vault for this?
Did I just step in… Oh, gross. 	I was promised an adventure. Someone lied.
People actually live out here? 	Now I know why they call it a Wasteland.
This place is disgusting. Shocker. 	Okay. I’m about ready to go home now.
WHAT is that smell? 	That chill… I think a ghost just passed through me.
The Overseer had better appreciate this. 	Why did I agree to do this?
“It’ll be fun!” they said. Yeah. “Fun.” 	I’m doing this for the experience, right?
What I wouldn’t give for a hot bath… 	Ow, my achin’ feet.
My body aches all over. 	I think I’ve had enough excitement for one day.
Living out here doesn’t seem bad. It seems HORRIBLE. 	Death everywhere. I need an anti-depressant.
Where’s some hand sanitizer when you need it? 	I can’t wait to get out of here.
Wow, “adventuring” sure does get old quick. 	I need an aspirin.
Never thought I’d say this, but I miss the Vault. 	I’d really like to sleep in my own bed tonight…
Hey, a dead rat on the floor. How charming. 	I can feel the dirt and grime seeping into my skin…
I deserve hazard pay for this. 	I can't believe I’m not even getting paid for this.
Smells bad, looks bad, sounds bad… IS bad. 	This place is a goldmine of bacteria.
Eww. Got something on my shoe. 	I’m never going to wash this stink out of my clothes.
This place is depressing 	The Wasteland Survival Guide never prepared me for THIS.
The Vault must be Heaven, cause this place... Ya know. 	I can get through this...
Must not give in to fear... 	They need to fire their interior decorator.
Floor... so... sticky... 	How do people actually live out here?
Thank goodness I actually have a Vault to go home to. 	This place is giving me irritable bowel syndrome.
I love what they've done with the place. 	They really need a Mister Handy to tidy this place up.
Would it kill them to dust every now and then? 	If I die here, I'm going to be so mad.
And I thought it was depressing OUTSIDE. 	Really starting to hate this place...
Just have to remember, I'll be home in the Vault soon... 	Why'd I ever agree to leave the Vault?
This isn't as bad as I imagined. It's worse. 	Wow, humans really did screw things up royally.
Geez, and I thought my quarters back in the Vault needed dusting... 	And I agreed to do this because...?
Fresh coat of paint, some flowers, this place would look... Okay, never mind. 	What's that smell? Oh, of course. Death.
HATE this place... 	If I had a sixth sense, it would be going haywire right now.
Starting to think humans should never come up to the surface. Like, ever. 	If my parents could only see me now...
Without running water, I wonder how anyone... Oh. Oh, I see. 	The sanitary conditions in here are just deplorable.
It’s not the radiation out here that scares me. It’s the cooties. 	Wow. Sometimes it just feels like one room after another...
I think they need to fire their maid. 	To heck with Nuka-Cola. I need a stiff whiskey.
The Vault really needs a massage therapist. SO much tension in my shoulders...	Life used to be so simple. Power. Water. Food. Now look at me.
I’m going to need therapy after this. So much therapy. 	Optimism. Must maintain my optimism...
Well, I wanted some adventure. Be careful what you wish for... 	—
===Conversations===
Condition 	Possible replies
Alone dweller 	By myself. Outside the Vault. Oh, this’ll end well.
Alone dweller 	So… lonely…
Alone dweller 	It’s not the loneliness that gets ya. It’s the being alone.
Alone dweller 	I swear, if I die alone, I’m going to be so mad…
Alone dweller 	Doing this is one thing. Doing it alone? Ugh.
Alone dweller 	Sure wish I had some company.
Alone dweller 	Goin’ it solo. Because apparently that's how I roll.
Alone dweller 	“Forever Alone” - That'll be my autobiography.
Alone dweller 	So now I have to do this alone. Awesome.
Alone dweller 	Really wish I had some help.
Alone dweller 	I think I need backup!
Alone dweller 	I can do this by myself... Right?
Alone dweller 	Now I know why the buddy system is so popular...
Alone dweller 	So alone. I hope I don’t start talking to myself. Oh... Great.
Alone dweller 	Wish I had some company. Someone to talk to, share the experience... draw enemy fire.
Alone dweller 	There’s never another Dweller around when you need them...
Alone dweller 	What am I, some kind of action movie hero, going it alone? I need backup!
Alone dweller 	This whole “lone wolf” thing is probably a colossally bad idea.
Alone dweller 	Live alone, die alone. How depressing.
Alone dweller 	Waiter, table please. Party of one. *sigh*
Alone dweller 	Going solo. Don’t have to share the loot. It’s the little things.
Alone dweller 	It’s not the being alone that stinks. It’s the soul-crushing loneliness.
Not alone dweller	If we get out of this alive, the Nuka-Cola’s on me.
Not alone dweller	Comforting, isn’t it? Knowing we’ll die together.
Not alone dweller	We’re in this together. Right?
Not alone dweller	Why are we out here again?
Not alone dweller	You as completely creeped out as I am?
Not alone dweller	We having fun yet?
Not alone dweller	Come on, we can do it! Right?
Not alone dweller	Good thing we've got each other...
Not alone dweller	So glad I'm here with my pals!
Not alone dweller	Come on, gang. Let's make the Overseer proud!
Not alone dweller	Here we go again...
Not alone dweller	Let's do this
Not alone dweller	Once more unto the breach, dear friends!
Not alone dweller	Let's show these losers what Vault teamwork looks like.
Not alone dweller	Hey, if I die, I want to be buried in my jumpsuit.
Not alone dweller	Onward!
Not alone dweller	Come on. Let's get it done.
Not alone dweller	I'm glad you have my back. You do have my back... right?
Not alone dweller	Strength in numbers, right?
Not alone dweller	Don't worry, you've got me. And I'm pretty awesome.
Not alone dweller	So when we get back to the Vault...
Not alone dweller	By the numbers, people!
Not alone dweller	Who’s the best? We’re the best!
Not alone dweller	Remember, if one of us goes down, the mission goes on!
Not alone dweller	I bet we get some kind of medal for this
Not alone dweller	Don’t worry. If you die, I’ll tell the Overseer you were a total hero.
Not alone dweller	Stay alert.
Not alone dweller	Stay sharp.
Not alone dweller	Stay frosty.
Not alone dweller	Which one of us is in charge? I elect me.
Not alone dweller	I feel like we’re being... watched.
Not alone dweller	No stopping us now, right?
Not alone dweller	All for one and one for all!
Not alone dweller	The sooner we do this, the sooner we get home to the Vault.
Not alone dweller	You didn’t pack any Cram, did you? Salty, delicious Cram...
Not alone dweller	Together we stand, divided we fall!
Not alone dweller	Come on. Move it or lose it.
Not alone dweller	Did you hear screams? I thought I heard screams?
Not alone dweller	You think this place is haunted? I mean... look at it.
Not alone dweller	We just have to keep moving forward.
Not alone dweller	Come on! No turning back now!
Main path 	Definitely on the right track
Main path 	Yeah, this is the right way.
Main path 	On the right path. I can feel it.
Main path 	Yup. Going the right way.
Main path 	Getting closer…
Main path 	Almost there...
Main path 	Gotta be this way...
Main path 	Definitely this way.
Main path 	Headed in the right direction.
Main path 	This is the way. Totally.
Main path 	This feels like the right way...
Main path 	This feels like the right direction...
Main path 	No need to turn around. This is the right way.
Wrong path 	Definitely off track.
Wrong path 	No… This doesn’t feel like the right way.
Wrong path 	So easy to get turned around in here…
Wrong path 	This can’t be the right way.
Wrong path 	Pretty sure this isn’t the right way.
Wrong path 	Nope. This can’t be the right way.
Wrong path 	Getting off track.
Wrong path 	Nope. Not this way.
Wrong path 	Hmm. The way doesn't feel right.
Wrong path 	Got a feeling this is the wrong way...
Wrong path 	This feels like the wrong way...
Wrong path 	This feels like the wrong direction...
Wrong path 	Might want to turn around. This isn’t the right way.
Loot found 	That should come in handy!
Loot found 	Just what I've been looking for
Loot found 	Sweet!
Loot found 	Dibs!
Loot found 	Nice!
Loot found 	Yes!
Loot found 	Awesome!
Loot found 	Cool
Loot found 	Awwww yeah.
Loot found 	Boom shakalaka!
Loot found 	Ooooh... Now what do we have here?
Loot found 	Oh, OUAIS
Loot found 	And it's not even my birthday...
Loot found 	Not bad, not bad.
Loot found 	It'll do.
Loot found 	Well HELLO...
Loot found 	Finders keepers!
Loot found 	Gimme gimme!
Loot found 	This ought to be useful.
Loot found 	Just what I was looking for.
Loot found 	Shabooya roll call!
Loot found 	I'll just add this to the pile...
Loot found 	The Overseer's going to love this!
Loot found 	Well well well...
Loot found 	Nice find!
Loot found 	Two words: Fine booty.
Loot found 	I'll take whatever I can find.
Loot found 	Should come in handy.
Loot found 	Since it's just lying here...
Loot found 	Not bad, not bad...
Loot found 	And the Wasteland just keeps on giving...
Loot found 	Can never have too much stuff...
Loot found 	This'll do.
Loot found 	The things you find out here.
Loot found 	Hope nobody minds if I grab this...
Loot found 	Mine now!
Loot found 	Can't let this go to waste...
Loot found 	I totally deserve this.
Loot found 	To the victor go the spoils!
Loot found 	I earned this, dang it.
Loot found 	I'll take whatever I can get.
Loot found 	Out here, you make use of EVERYTHING.
Loot found 	I'll consider this... hazard pay.
Loot found 	We may need more storage rooms!
Loot found 	I'll just take this...
Loot found 	Some may call this junk. Me, I call them treasures.This is a direct quote from several goods merchants in Skyrim from The Elder Scrolls series of games.
Loot found 	Ain't no waste in the Wasteland!
Loot found 	Let's see what we've got here...
Loot found 	More goodies!
Loot found 	It's all about the loot.
Loot found 	Go on Quest. Find treasure. Repeat.
Loot found 	Jackpot!
Loot found 	What have we here
Loot found 	Oh baby
Loot found 	Noice!
Loot found 	Ka-ching!
Loot found 	Gimme gimme gimme!
===Generic conversations===
Statement 	Possible replies
I’m starting to think this was a mistake 	So am I, so am I…
Did you hear that? 	Yeah – sounded like it’s close.
Did you bring the sandwiches? 	You said you were bringing them...
Did you bring the sandwiches? 	Sandwiches? I thought you said tacos.
Did you bring the sandwiches? 	Oh, so I'm your servant now?
How you doing? Holding up? 	Yup! No worries!
How you doing? Holding up? 	Exhausted and generally terrified, but otherwise okay.
How you doing? Holding up? 	How do you THINK I'm doing?
Know any good jokes? 	Nope.
Know any good jokes? 	I do, but they wouldn't be appropriate right now.
Know any good jokes? 	Sorry. I left my clown nose back in the Vault.
Any thoughts? 	Two. No three. I'll tell you them later.
Any thoughts? 	Not right now. Saving my brain energy.
Any thoughts? 	Ssshh. More walk, less talk.
I'm scared. 	It'll be okay! You can do this!
I'm scared. 	Me too. Because we're probably going to die.
I'm scared. 	Darn it, stay strong! We need you!
Think we'll make it back to the Vault? 	Of course! We're just THAT awesome!
Think we'll make it back to the Vault? 	What? Didn't you get the memo? SUICIDE, MISSION.
Think we'll make it back to the Vault? 	Possible. But highly unlikely.
Weird place, huh? 	Right?
Weird place, huh? 	Weird doesn't even begin the describe it...
Weird place, huh? 	Don't be a snob.
This place gives me the creeps. 	Yeah, me too. Stay alert.
This place gives me the creeps. 	You're paranoid. What could possibly go wrong?
This place gives me the creeps. 	Really? I kind of like it.
Give me a status report. 	Operating at full efficiency! Sort of...
Give me a status report. 	Um... I'm... In a weird place? With you?
Give me a status report. 	EXCUSE me? Who elected you Overseer?
What are we doing here again? 	Serving the Vault and the Overseer! Hooray!
What are we doing here again? 	Wait, what? I thought you knew?
What are we doing here again? 	If you don't know, we are in a LOT of trouble...
Do you think the Overseer appreciates us? 	What? Are you serious? Of course!
Do you think the Overseer appreciates us? 	I often wonder the same thing myself...
Do you think the Overseer appreciates us? 	You DARE question the Overseer's intentions?!
You smell that? 	Flowers? No wait? Chocolate?
You smell that? 	Yeah. It's like... blood. And poo.
You smell that? 	You want a friend who sniffs, get a dog.
You hear that? 	I hear YOU. And I wish I didn't.
You hear that? 	Screaming? Music? Someone screaming along to music?
You hear that? 	Sorry. I hear at an entirely different frequency.
What do you think happens when you die? 	We'll talk about it later. In Hell.
What do you think happens when you die? 	Well, your body rots. And someone takes your stuff.
What do you think happens when you die? 	Easy! You go to the great Vault in the sky!
Have you ever met the Overseer? 	Ha! No one EVER meets the Overseer...
Have you ever met the Overseer? 	Sadly, no. I have not been deemed worthy!
Have you ever met the Overseer? 	Oh, of course. We sup together regularly.
I've got a bad feeling about this... 	Really? I have a pretty good feeling about it!
I've got a bad feeling about this... 	Same here. We're in... the danger zone.
I've got a bad feeling about this... 	Nobody asked you about your feelings.
My body aches all over. 	Mine too. Questing sure is strenuous.
My body aches all over. 	I feel great! You need to hit the gym more.
My body aches all over. 	I really don't want to think about your body right now.
So tired... 	Not me. I'm fueled by Nuka-Cola and Sugar Bombs.
So tired... 	You need a new bed. Have you considered memory foam?
So tired... 	I know what you mean. Walk, walk, walk...
I get this feeling sometimes. Like I'm being watched...	You are... By me.
I get this feeling sometimes. Like I'm being watched...	They say the Overseer sees all, knows all...
I get this feeling sometimes. Like I'm being watched...	I know what you mean. Creepy, right?
Do these adventuring clothes make me look fat? 	No. The fat makes you look fat.
Do these adventuring clothes make me look fat? 	Oh stop! You're gorgeous!
Do these adventuring clothes make me look fat? 	Wow. That's not a loaded question at all.
Got any snacks? 	I was just about to ask you the same thing.
Got any snacks? 	I got, let's see... Nothing.
Got any snacks? 	Hello! Vault Dweller. Not a vending machine...
Hey, you think I'm Overseer material? 	If you have to seek validation from me, then obviously not.
Hey, you think I'm Overseer material? 	Overseer? You? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hey, you think I'm Overseer material? 	Totally! You'll have my full support. If we get back alive.
You know the real trick to going on a Quest? 	Proper stretching?
You know the real trick to going on a Quest? 	Um... Leaving the Vault?
You know the real trick to going on a Quest? 	Not getting distracted by over-talkative companions?
When we get back, what are you going to do first? 	Probably take my allocated 2.5 minute shower.
When we get back, what are you going to do first? 	Maybe talk to my special someone and, you know. Dance.
When we get back, what are you going to do first? 	Request never to be assigned with you again.
I am SO not having fun. 	Oh, come on. It's not that bad. Okay, it IS. But still.
I am SO not having fun. 	Speak for yourself. I'm having a blast!
I am SO not having fun. 	You're such a buzzkill.
What are you thinking about? 	Huh? Thinking? Am I SUPPOSED to be thinking?
What are you thinking about? 	Oh, the usual: the difference between narwhals and unicorns.
What are you thinking about? 	I'm thinking I really wish you'd focus on the mission.
What do you think they're doing back in the Vault? 	Oh, you know. Having fun. Staying safe. Being happy.
What do you think they're doing back in the Vault? 	I try not to think about it. It's too depressing.
What do you think they're doing back in the Vault? 	Nothing half as cool as this!
So what do you think of the Wasteland? 	Kind of charming, right? In it's own horrible way.
So what do you think of the Wasteland? 	It's a complete nightmare. Duh.
So what do you think of the Wasteland? 	Not much to think about. 'Cause... Wasteland.
Ever feel like life is just an illusion? 	Yeah! Like we're all just pawns in some game...
Ever feel like life is just an illusion? 	Would you please just focus on what we're doing?
Ever feel like life is just an illusion? 	That's... a really dumb thing to say.
Getting a little tired of questing... 	Not me! This is awesome!
Getting a little tired of questing... 	Don't worry, we'll be home soon!
Getting a little tired of questing... 	And you're out here because...?
==Notes==
Category:Fallout Shelter dialogue files
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ru:Реплики жителей Fallout Shelter
uk:Репліки жителів Fallout Shelter