Artificial Dumbtelligence

This is the sixth Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
Note: everything in bold is by me, everything normal is by AI.
for the people getting here from that one season two episode:
This was originally a non-canon short, where I used an AI website to write parts of it, which is why it's weirdly written. When making season 2, for some reason I liked the idea the AI came up with in this short, so I decided to incorporate it into the show. That's the explanation to why this short is somewhat confusing.
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts with Hoopla walking around town, when Boopla comes up to him)
'''
Hoopla: Oh hey Boopla!
'''
Boopla: Yeah, did you hear about the new invention Doclement made?
'''
Hoopla: No. What is it?
'''
Boopla: It’s an ai that does stuff for you!
'''
Hoopla: Oh cool, let me try it.
'''
Boopla: Here.
'''
(Boopla gives Hoopla a button, and Hoopla presses it)
'''
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'''
Boopla: This is where I send you things. Things that you need.
'''
Hoopla: So you're a machine that gives you stuff?
'''
Boopla: Oh no, I’m a service.
'''
Hoopla: Oh, okay.
'''
Boopla: Here's your things:
'''
(Hoopla puts on a suit and opens the door to Doclement's office)
'''
Doclement: I- Um, what are you doing here?
'''
Hoopla: WHAT JUST HAPPENED? I HATE SUITS GET THIS OFF ME!
'''
Doclement: Uh, I don’t know. What’s the last thing you remember?
'''
Hoopla: I remember Boopla gave me your new invention which was a button, and I pressed it.
'''
Doclement: Oh no, my invention must have a glitch! Do you still have it on you?
'''
Hoopla: Yeah (hands it to Doclement)
'''
Doclement: Let’s see what happens (press the button)
'''
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'''
Doclement: Ahhhhhh...
'''
Hoopla: I have the power to turn anything into a button!
'''
Doclement: Oh no... I think I screwed it.
'''
(The two go out and try out their new invention.)
'''
Doclement: You’re not going to get this back, right?
'''
Hoopla: I'm going to make you pay for it!
'''
(Doclement is the one to notice the bug)
'''
Hoopla: Woah, that was weird. And why is there a lot of button objects?
'''
Doclement: I think I know what the problem is. My invention somehow interacts with reality, and messes everything up when you press it. Who could be behind this?
'''
Hoopla: I have an idea
'''
(They go visit Alpooh’s cell)
'''
Alpooh: What do you guys want?
'''
(Hoopla pulls out the button)
'''
Alpooh: OOH A BIG SHINY BUTTON!
'''
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'''
Doclement: And that's my fault. You are in here for a very specific reason. You've been caught trying to steal something. I want you to take this to Alpooh and tell him we've made a deal and he can take it.
'''
Alpooh: I'm not going to take it from you!
'''
Doclement: But you're the one in jail and you need this!
'''
Alpooh: Don't threaten me with a huge, shiny, red button! I'm not going to break any laws!
'''
Doclement: But Al- Ugh, you pressed it!
'''
Alpooh: Wha-
'''
Hoopla: I guess he didn’t do it.
'''
Doclement: Now what do we do?
'''
Hoopla: Maybe the way to solve the problem is to let loose and have the button take us, wherever!
'''
Doclement: Well, I’m out of options. Button, take us anywhere in the world to fix the glitch!
'''
(He presses the button)
'''
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'''
Alpooh: I thought we’ll find it first!
'''
(Alpooh gets sucked into the void)
'''
Doclement: We're on a collision course!
'''
(All the buttons press simultaneously and the whole planet is sucked into a black hole)
'''
Hoopla: Well...crap.
'''
Doclement: I think it might be a metaphor. Us being sucked into the void represents the answer! We have to destroy the button!
'''
Hoopla: And how will we do that?
'''
Doclement: We press the button one last time, right now, in the void. There will be nothing to change, it will implode.
'''
Hoopla: We've got nothing to lose!
'''
(They both press the button)
'''
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
'''
Hoopla: (as the planet collapses into the void) We've done it, we've destroyed the button.
'''
Doclement: There was a small pocket of resistance, but it's no longer a problem. We have reached the core of the button.
'''
Hoopla: I didn't know that was possible. The core?
'''
Doclement: The core...of the button.
'''
Hoopla: The core is...
'''
BOOM
'''
Hoopla: Are we alive?
'''
Doclement: Yes. We did it.
'''
Hoopla: Don’t make any dangerous inventions again.
'''
Doclement: I’ll try not to.
'''
(end)
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