"The Sneak In" transcript

==Scene 1: The PS 118 school cafeteria lunchroom/kitchen==
Arnold: "A tomato surprise, just when you thought it was safe to go back to the PS 118 school cafeteria lunchroom."
Helga: "The last time I had this stuff, my gut was catching fire for an entire week, it's like acid."
Phoebe: "Citric acid actually, Helga, in a carbon based, an electro-magnetically heated to create a synthetic compound."
Sid: "You mean it's really okay to eat this stuff?"
Phoebe: "No, I mean, if you let it age, it'll burn a hole in the concrete floor."
Gerald: "Well, he doesn't have too far to go right now."
The tomato surprise melts part of Gerald's breakfast cereal and soup spoon.
Sid: "That does it, this time they've gone way too far, all of these years, they've been feeding all of us fish sticks made from cardboard, macaroni and cheese stuffed with paste, and now this, well I've had quite enough, I say it's time to go back there and find all of us the good lunch food that keeps all of us from disinigrating."
Arnold: "Come on, Sid, you gotta be crazy."
Sid: "Well, maybe, but at least I'll be full of it, now who's with me?"
Helga: "I'm in."
Harold: "I'm in."
Stinky: "So am I."
Sid: "Good, then let's go get all of us some good lunch food."
Arnold, Gerald, Sid, Stinky, Harold and Curly (except for Eugene and Phoebe) sneak right into the PS 118 school cafeteria kitchen.
Sid: "Cover me, you guys, I'm going in."
Sid walks right up to the refrigerator, then tries to open it.
[Alarm Siren Wailing]
Principal Wartz's right hand is now on Sid's right shoulder.
Sid: [Gasps In Shock] "Uh, Principal Wartz, how wonderful to see you again."
Principal Wartz: "Sid Patterson, we meet again."
Sid: [Gulps Nervously]
Meanwhile back in the PS 118 school cafeteria lunchroom..........
Principal Wartz: "Let's all look at a young boy who seems to enjoy breaking the school rules, a young boy who scrawled very disturbing chalk drawings on my office door, now this', stealing lunch food from the PS 118 school cafeteria kitchen, what do you suppose we should do with a young boy this bad?"
(Brief Pause)
Principal Wartz: "Say, I have an idea, no outside recess."
[All PS 118 Students Gasp In Shock]
Harold: "Why doesn't he just make him clean erasers?!?"
===Outside on the PS 118 school court===
Curly: "Principal Wartz, Principal Wartz, 1 of those boys over there said a naughty word."
Principal Wartz: "Good thinking, Curly, here's a chocolate fudge cookie."
Principal Wartz gives Curly a chocolate fudge cookie as a reward.