Porky's Evil Plan

Porky's Evil Plan is an evil plan developed by a troll named Porky Minch. Porky was interrogated by the Lower Counsel of Undefeatables and found the following plan in his pocket and burned it, but Porky Minch kept a copy of his plan, because trolls think one step ahead.
If this was actually carried through, it would have brought The Final Fight that kickstarts the End of Days.
==The Plan==
# Tell Bruce Lee to Roundhouse Kick Chuck Norris.
# They should start fighting.
# Inform Pigmask Army.
# Order some troops to arrive from the army.
# Have the troops bring the NK Cyborg.
# Have the troops distract the PINGAS.
# Make Firey and Leafy kiss.
# The previous step annihilates New York City.
# Build New Pork City to replace New York City.
# Troll Jacknjellify and the Object Show Community.
#Dab on the haters.
#Troll Lucas by killing his mother and turning his brother into a cyborg.
#MX kills Lucas, thus Capitalism wins again.
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