Princess Bubblegum vs. Professor Utonium

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Princess Bubblegum vs. Professor Utonium is the first battle in Season 3 of Cartoon Made Rap Battles. 
== Cast ==
Jacob as Professor Utonium
Miss Shellah as Princess Bubblegum
== Lyrics ==
Princess Bubblegum: 
Stepping to royalty, have you taken Chemical Ecstasy?
I’ll ruin Samurai "Jack-off’’ like Craig McCracken’s legacy
are your super brats with you? ‘cause if not- you better ring them. 
So they can witness disses sweeter than the entire Candy Kingdom! 
You’re nutty, Professor; getting messed up by Bubblegum 
I made a whole species, I pack a cinnamon punch 
This specimen’s whack, yo! he lacks my rap Mojo 
I be bursting your Bubbles with mathematical flow (ohhh)
Professor Utonium: 
SUGAR! Lines tasteful unlike your lemon Frankenstein 
Your stale plot’s like old gum, a real King’ll put it on Ice
Dropping rhythm and rhymes to simply Spice up this fight 
Cause on the mic, I’m anything but everything nice!
Mixing you up like your DNA ‘n’ you’re making me tired 
Like all your countless attempts to sink your teeth into a vampire 
You’re worn out, Bonnie. Looks like you’ve been chewed up
And seconds separated from always being “Too Young”
Princess Bubblegum:
Better than being a crusty Earl Grey with Lemon sourness
Who sends three little girls daily to get devoured, yes?
I’m pushing to my Goal-lead, a blockhead’s resignation
Who’s even more of an accident than his own creations!
Professor Utonium:
Well unlike your freaks, mine were made to save the day!
Blossoming into responsibility, taking targets their way
You dominate your citizens, it’s no surprise they piked it
Girls, this is why you should never be Adventure two-Timing.
Category:Jacob Graal
Category:Miss Shellah
Category:Season 3