Ian Anderson/Season 1 Script

This is the first Season of the Comedy Cartoon Ian Anderson, it premiered on July 1, 2023
== The Grimace Shake ==
* Ian: (Looks at phone) What's this grimace shake?
* Phone: (Ian clicks the youtube short)
* (The Short Plays)
** CG5: I just got the grimace shake!, ooh that sounds delicious!, do you want the grimace shake?, yes! it's so nutricious! Happy Birthday Grimace! (Glitches into a scene where CG5 is dead with Grimace shake all over)
* Ian: Nice fad, but i won't try the grimace shake, not because of the fad, but because it has 75 grams of sugar, and that's just the medium shake.
* Becky: Hey Ian., Is that the grimace shake trend i saw at TikTok?
* Ian: Yes, that's the shake.
* Becky: I Heard That it's causing fake deaths.
* Becky: But i get why they pretend to die though, they pretend it's something cursed beverage XD
* Becky: also, what amount of sugar again?
* Ian: 75, and that's only the medium variant
* Becky: I guess i won't try it, it's too sweet. blech....
* Ian: Yeah, I Know.
* TBA
* Zoey: Guys, The grimace shake is safe, those people who are seen dying are just staged!, haha! (drink shake), see guys!, it's safe, the deaths are just fads, a- (she pauses for a few seconds, then falls over, dead)
* Kevin: OH MY GOD!, Zoey died from the grimace shake!, but who killed her by giving her the grimace shake?
* Mariane: McDonald's makes the-
* Kevin: I Know Marshall that it's McDonald's, i'm talking about the specific person who gave her the shake!
* Vincent: Damn, this the first time i saw someone actually dying from the Grimace shake
* Becky: Please Zoey, you're faking that death, right?
* (Zoey can't respond because she is actually dead)
== No More Pride ==
* Amana: Hey babe, guess what today is?
* Caitlyn: July?
* Amana: Yeah, just be careful of.... (Gets a bit nervous) discrimination?
* Caitlyn: Okay babe. ;)
* TBA
* Pedro: What does a lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?
* Amama: (getting angry) DON'T SAY IT.....
* Pedro: Se ya next month
* Amana: (a little mad) well that could have been more offensive.
* Pedro: What did you expect?, Racism?
* Felipe: just leave the lesbians alone please....., -_-
* TBA
* Amana: But i thought we were getting descriminated!
== Monday Left Him Broken ==
* Phone: (Plays TikTok)
** Cat: Monday Left Me Broken..., you se-
* Owen: Aw hell naw, not this sh*t again...... (Scrolls)
* TikTok: Monday left me broken...
* Owen: HELL NO! (Scrolls)
* TikTok: Monday left
* Owen: GOD DAMN IT!
* TikTok: Monday Left Me Monday Left Me MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN
* Owen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH STOP!!!!!
* TBA
* Owen: LEAVE ME ALONE MIKEY! (His Mind Shows the meme) AAAUUGH! (He thinks is again about the meme, MONDAY LEFT ME BROKEN- YOU SE) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!
* Mikey: What the hell Owen?, no seriously, what the hell is happening with you
== PP Parker ==
* PP Parker: Heeeeeeyy! Is that the spider-verse spider-whopper?
* Felipe: Yes man!
* PP Parker: Wow!, i wouldn't eat that if i were you, you'll get yourself into a sticky situation.
* Felipe: what?
* PP Parker: Lemme take it from you *grabs and eats whopper*
* Felipe: What the f*ck man?, that *ss costed me 15 dollars!
* PP Parker: Oh my goodness!, it tastes like a million spiders are coming in my mouth!
* Felipe: AYO?!?
* PP Parker: (gets sick and turns into Ohio spiderman)
* Felipe: HOLY SH*T! (Flees burger king)
* Becky: What's with him?
* Vincent: I don't know, maybe there's something weird.
* (cuts to Pedro and Ian)
* Ian: This isn't a very good idea Pedro....., (starts filming)
* Pedro: Today, I'm gonna take a f**king sh*t! (opens door, and walks inside bathroom)
* Charlotte: (Is that Pedro from school?)
* Pedro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!, IT'S COMING OOUUT!, IT'S COMING NOOOOOWW!!!!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!, IT'S COMING NOOOOOWW! uh. uh. u- OH MY GOD MY ASS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
* Charlotte: What The Hell are you doing Pedro?
* Pedro: HOLY F*CK!, I'M FLOODING THE BATHROOM WITH SHH************T!!!!
* Chipotle Employee: (goes in bathroom) Get out, you're banned from Chipotle (escorts Pedro out of the Chipotle)
* Ian: (Stops filming)
* Charlotte: Oh?, I thought you are going to take a f*cking sh*t?
* Ian: I told ya Pedro, you got banned from chipotle
* Pedro (While being escorted away): It was worth it
* Ian: (to Charlotte) And that was terrible, i knew that was a bad idea, and he got banned......, i told him not to do it in the first place
* Charlotte: Prank gone wrong haha......
* TBA
* PP Parker: I'm gonna save the day! (Summons giant bean bag)
* (Zoey lands in the bean bag, preventing her death)
* Zoey: OH!
* Kevin: Oh My God!, He Saved Zoey!
* Tommy: You Legitimate Person!
* TBA
* 2069 Man: *C A N O N E V E N T*
* (Zoey gets launched in the air, and dies to fall damage)
* Kevin: You Bastard!
* PP Parker: You have committed murder, (Shoots web at the 2069 man)
* The Reggie Twins: YAY PP PARKER!
* 2069 man: (breaks free) you gotta do better than that.
== Pedro The Viral Tiktoker ==
* Pedro: hmmmmm.......
* Video: (shows the scene from Episode 3 where Pedro screams in the bathroom)
* Pedro: (sees views)
* Video Stats: 369.2K Views, 2K Likes
* Pedro: ZAMN!!!!
* TBA
* (I got no iPhone plays as Pedro dances)
* Pedro: (imitates the song) i hate my life i wanna die, i ain't got no iPhone, my heart is breaking and i wanna cry, i ain't got no iPhone.
* TBA
* Pedro (With Elena's shoes on his hands): This is gonna be dope!, hehehehehe!
* Ian: (Facepalms), not this again, (tries to film)
* Cory: (Enters bathroom)
* (Pedro starts twerking)
* Cory: (sees fake legs) Ayo?
* Elena: (starts faking moan) Aaah..., Ooooh, oooooh., Uhhh.
* Cory: AAAYYOOOOO?!?!?!?
* (Pedro Twerks faster, Elena moans louder and in a higher and more stressed tone)
* Cory: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
* Ian: .................
* Cory: AAAAAAAYYYOOOOOO?!?!??!?!?! (vomits) DAMN
== The Pink Sauce Truck ==
* Pedro: Time for some sus jokes!
* Ian: Okay, you go first.
* Pedro: What do you call a chinese man who ties his shoe?
* Felipe: This better not be racist.
* Pedro: Taiwan shoe.
* Felipe: Actually it's not bad, it's pretty good!
* Ian: Okay, How do we know Adam and Eve are not chinese?
* Felipe: Because they're African?
* Ian: No, because they would have eaten the snake!
* Pedro: DAMN!, that was a good one!
* (Cuts to the idiots)
* Linda: Okay, we opened the pink sauce truck!, we'll be successful!
* Jesse: Welcome to the pink sauce truck, what do you like to take an order?
* Zoey: Yes, 2 bottles, to treat my diarrhea
* Jesse: Hey!, this isn't Pepto Bismol!
* Zoey: You're lying!, you don't deserve the Pepto Bismol job! (buys Pink Sauce and Leaves)
* Jesse: But that's not Pepto bismol., ................OH SH*T!
* (scene cuts to Zoey, 10 minutes later)
* Zoey (after she took the toilet): ooooooooohhhhhh......., that Taco Bell still hit my tummy hard....., good thing i have Pepto Bismol!
* Leanne: Hey Zoey.
* Zoey: Oh hey Leanne, just taking my Pepto Bismol....., that Taco Bell was making me sick.
* Leanne: (sees "Pepto Bismol" bottle) i don't think that's Pepto Bismol Zoey....., it say's Pink Sauce
* Zoey: It feels spicy though....
* Leanne: !!!!! (she knows that spicy foods makes diarrhea worse)
* Zoey: Uh oh
* Leanne: Zoey, please don't do what i think your about to-
* Zoey: (sh*ts a massive diarrhea) AAAAAAAA-
* (Zoey continues screaming)
* Leanne: OH SH*T!, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* (The scene then cuts to the Living Room being full of Zoey's sh*t, and she is dead as well)
* Leanne: Spicy food should not be taken with diarrhea GOD DAMNIT!
* TBA
* Linda: but a girl died and 11 people got sick!
* Jesse: F*ck this shit., screw you guys, i'm going home, i quit.
== Dade And Bandy ==
* Bandy: (Throws bus)
* Zoey: (gets crushed by bus)
== Uncle Brody ==
* MrBeast: Boys $100,000 or mystery box?
* Ian: Ayo! MrBeast!
* Felipe: I'll play it safe and take the $100,000.
* MrBeast: Okay, $100,000 (gives Felipe the money)
* Ian: I'll do a mystery box....
* MrBeast: Let's see what's in crate no. 1!, you won a PS5
* Ian: Awesome!, Thanks Jimmy!
* Pedro: I'll join and i want the mystery box!
* MrBeast: Let's see what's in crate no. 2!, 20 feastables!, and you can also buy feastables as well!
* Pedro: Damn <:'\
* TBA
* Uncle Brody: Remember, Ms. Adachi nailed her sushi video, she she gets called as "Auntie Petunia", but then she fucked up egg fried rice by making the Jackie Olimar Mistake, so i took her Auntie title away
* TBA
* Ian: Hey Pedro, how do Japanese people burp?
* Pedro: (moans) Uhhh!
* ????: Seriously dude?, i'm part-Japanese and i find it offensive for others, but i'd rather get annoyed....
* Pedro: Sino nagtanong sayo?
* Kyle: By the way, i'm Kyle, nice to meet you, and my parents recently moved here from Florida.
* Hikari: Yeah, Kyle's right, i find it offensive as a Japanese girl myself.
* Pedro: Okay i'm sorry i guess....
* Charlotte: Pedro if i hear you moan that sh*t again, i will beat the sh*t out of you!
== Hammering ==
* Oswald: *Starts streaming his nail hammering*
* Kenai: Those hammering sounds hit way harder than i thought.
== The Plane Farter ==
* Chuck: I can't believe we got a free trip to South Park
* Russel: Yeah!, it's gonna be a gas!, sass!, what you need is some relief!
* Chuck: Yeah, i got two tickets right here.
* Russel: *Accidentally Farts*
* (Zoey Stegmann falls to death)
* TBA
* Mandy: Oh............, Oh hi Pedro....., uuumm, i've been meaning to tell you something...., i-
* Pedro: SHUT UP YOU STUPID B*TCH!, HAIYAAH! (Punches Mandy off the window)
* Mandy: (Screams)
* Pedro: Remember Mandy!, if you don't have any nuts?, then you don't have Deez Nuts!
* Jacob: Who the hell is that?
* Pedro: Just a random th0t, she was simping on me since elementary, i finally got rid of her.
* Jacob: Okay, that's fine, she was an obsessive th0t, so that murder.
* Mandy (Now has a blackeye): (Continues screaming as she falls off the plane and into a volcano mountain)
* (Thud)
* Mandy: Oh gosh, that hurt., oh, where am i? (runs for a few seconds, then sees PervMan) Oh hello, will you help me?
* Pervman: Let Me Touch Your B**bs, LET ME TOUCH YOU B**BS!
* Mandy: OH NO!
* (Cuts to Pedro and Jacob)
* Pedro: anyway, matulog nalang tayo!
* Jacob: Sige.
* (Cuts to Chuck and Russel)
* TBA
* (Plane Lands Safely)
* Pedro: OH MY GOD!, DAMN!, well atleast we are safe Jacob
== Alpha Female Lexi ==
* TBA
* Cory: Lexi, that was so wack...... |||-_-
* TBA
* Lexi: (punches Zoey in the eye) F*CKER! (throws her to the ground and begins kicking her) DIE! DIE! DIE! (Keeps kicking her)
* Cory: (arrives) what's going o- (sees violence between the cousins) OH MY GOD!!!, (backs off and runs)
* Lexi: F*CK! 
* (Zoey tries to get up but Lexi pushes her down and continues to attack her while she's down)
* Vivian: What is going on? (sees violence) LEXI!!
* (Zoey begins to weep from the pain Lexi inflicted on her)
* Vivian: YOUNG LADY, I HAVE HAD IT!, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT FIGHTING WITH YOUR COUSIN?!?!?, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 5 DAYS!, NOW APOLOGIZE TO ZOEY AND THINK OF WHAT YOU DONE!
* Lexi: (Flips Zoey off, then Flips Cory off) F*ck you Cory!
* Cory: That was for your own good douchebag.
* (Cuts to next morning in School)
* Adrian: Hey Zoey, where did you get that blackeye?
* Zoey (Now has a blackeye): nothing, nowhere.
* Adrian: Your cousin beat the sh*t out of you again didn't she?
* Zoey: Shut up Adrian.
* Jesse: I gotta agree with Adrian on this one, Lexi is just a menacing b*tch.
* Zoey: SSSSSSHHH!!! She can here you!
* TBA
* Kenai: Well has anybody heard of the Grimace Shake fad?
* Charlotte: That thing again, that tastes like sh*t, and i suffered a headache from it, look at this.
* Charlotte's phone: (Plays a tiktok short featuring her)
** Girl 2: Today let's drink the Grimace shake, featuring Charlotte from school yo!
** Charlotte: Hhmmmmm....., i feel this isn't good
** (Charlotte and the three girls drinks the shake)
** Girl 1: Wow! it tastes like.....
** Girl 2: Tastes like heaven!
** Girl 3: Tastes like a decent berry mix
** GIrl 1: Tastes like an ice cream
** Charlotte: (Her face is already green to her disgust, then vomits) bbblleeaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!, (cough), tastes like sh*t., that was so terrible, it ruined blueberries to me. (sees the corpses of the 3 girls who drank the shake) OH MY GOD!
** Pedro (The one filming): Holy Shit!, are they dead for real?
** Charlotte: Pedro!, Gimme My Phone I'm Calling 911!
** (End of tiktok)
* Kyle: I had one, and it wasn't bad, it's decent, maybe i got it before the fad started so i'm fine i guess?
== The Kramer Twins ==
* TBA
* June: (Slaps Charlotte's *ss) Nice butt bimbo.
* Charlotte: What the f*ck?!, why did you slap my *ss?
* June: Oh nothing......haha (walks away)
* TBA
* Pedro: (chuckles)
* Speaker: I sucked his c************ck!, it's swollen!-
* (Julie covers her ears as the music continues)
* Leonard: That was disgusting!, UGH!
* (Pedro laughs)
* Kenai: God damn it!, who is blasting this sh*t?
* Geno: Yeah, turn that thing off.
* (A Librarian approaches Pedro, tells him to turn that speaker off, and leave, Pedro complies)
* Felipe: (Stops filming and does a face palm)
* TBA
* Zoey: Yeeaaaaa- (accidentally falls off cliff)
== Cast ==
=== Debuts ===
* Episode 1
** Ian Kai Anderson
** Bianca Anderson
** Vincent Anderson
** Zoey Stegmann
** Kevin Cartman
** Mariane Marshall
** Pedro Villainueva (Cameo)
* Episode 2
** Pedro Villainueva (Speaking role)
** Felipe Freeman
** Charlotte Yamamoto
* Episode 3
** Owen Gisnep
** Mikey Gisnep
* Episode 4
** Thomas Timber
** Hikari Miyamoto
** Ayane Miyamoto
** PP Parker
** Reggie Anderson
** Regina Anderson
* Episode 5
** Kenai Matsuda (Tiktok video cameo)
** Elena Raleigh
* Episode 6
** Jesse Testaburger
** Leanne Stegmann
** The Idiots (Only appearance)
*** Linda
*** Todd
*** Wicheal
*** Mortimer
* Episode 7
** Dade (Only Appearance)
** Bandy (Only Appearance)
* Episode 8
** Micheal "Uncle Brody" Ong
** Petunia Adachi
** Kyle Watterson
** MrBeast
* Episode 9
** Oswald Durack
** Pete Stegmann (Cameo)
* Episode 10
** Mandy (Only Appearance)
** Chuck (Only Appearance)
** Russel (Only Appearance)
** Jacob Calcetas
* Episode 11
** Lexi Omega
** Cory Omega
** Vivian Omega (nee Stegmann, Lexi and Cory's mother)
** Stan Omega (Lexi and Cory's father)
* Episode 12
** Julie Kramer
** June Kramer
** Leonard Gellick
** Kenai Matsuda (Physical and Speaking role)
** Geno Shimomura
=== Deaths ===
* Unnamed Civilians - Dies in the bus on impact after Bandy threw them, which also crushed Zoey
* Three Unnamed Girls - Drank the Grimace shake
==== Zoey Stegmann ====
* The Grimace Shake - She drops dead after drinking the grimace shake
* Monday Left Him Broken - Laughs to death
* No More Pride - She doesn't die
* PP Parker - Her first death was avoided by PP Parker, but the 2069 man later pulled a "Canon Event" on her, killing her
* The Pink Sauce Truck - Shat herself to death after taking Pink Sauce, as she mistook Pink Sauce for Pepto Bismol
* Dade and Bandy - She gets crushed by a bus Bandy threw 100 feet up.
* Uncle Brody - Ate a steak that is marinated by 3 sticks of butter, got a heart attack
* Hammering - She's absent
* The Plane Farter - Accidentally gets farted to death by Russel
* Alpha Female Lexi - She doesn't die, but ends up with a blackeye after Lexi punched her during an arguement, Lexi later pushed her and kicks her while she's down, Lexi was stopped by her parents (or Zoey's aunt and uncle-in-law) and got grounded for Zoey's said injuries
* The Kramer Twins - Accidentally falls off cliff
== Trivia ==
* Coincidentally the Season finale aired on JazzyStar123's 18th birthday
* The episode "The Airline Farter" is inspired by TheBestGroup1234's parody on one of TotallyStudios' videos, and the video "Sonic Kills Amy" (The latter for the scene of Mandy and Pedro)
* Julie is autistic like Zoey Taylor, unlike the latter however, Julie only acts as a girly girl, but she's somewhat mature and she knows what she's doing.
== Grimace Shake Aftermaths (For this Season only, hopefully) ==
=== Dead ===
* Zoey Stegmann (See above death)
* Three Unnamed GIrls - Drank the Grimace Shake
* A crowd of five guys - Killed by Grimace
* Atleast 10 more - mentioned on news
=== Survived ===
* Kyle Watterson - The shake he got is simply not poisoned.
* Charlotte Yamamoto - Her shake has cyanide, but she vomited it because she was disgusted with the taste, she survives and only suffers a headache and an upset stomach, but she gets well afterwards.
* Vincent Anderson - He suffers a seizure thanks to Vincent having an allergy on blueberries, but he ends up surviving
* Kenai Matsuda - Indigestion, but nothing crazy happens
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