Ghosts in the Basement Transcript

This is a transcript of Ghosts in the Basement of Eva and Cece's Chop Suey. The content below is written in traditional form rather than script form.
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:The outside view of Goldman's Pharmacy is shown.
:"Thanks for helping me on such short notice," said Mort, the owner of the pharmacy to a familiar blue hedgehog.
:"No problem, Mr. G!" replied the rodent.
:His two friends, a fox and a red echidna, were doing the respective tasks of arranging things on the top shelf (using his flight power) and moving the shelves (using his strength).
:Meanwhile, a cat and a Guinea pig were waking up the block the pharmacy was at.
"Aren't we going to be a bit late, Eva?" said the cat.
:"I don't think well be that late, Cece. Maybe by just a few minutes," Eva answered.
:They approach the pharmacy.
:Mort was now at a computer. "Hey, I got a reply from the dating website! Oh, gosh. Ever since Muriel's passing, I wasn't completely sure if I wanted to do this,"
:"Don't worry about it," Sonic assured Mort "She probably wouldn't mind, and would have probably have done the same thing in your place!" 
:"Alright..." Mort said, a bit nervously.
Eva and Cece enter the pharmacy.
:"Hello, anyone here?" Asks Eva as she walks in with Cece.
Back in the computer room, Mort reads the reply.
:"Oh dear, she wants to meet up with me at the restaurant across the street."
:"Hmm..." Tails said, then started typing on the keyboard for Mort, "I would love to, meet me at 7,"
:"And I'll bring two friends of mine who are also a couple and make it a double date," added Sonic. The others looked at him for a bit.
:"Hey, it's worth a shot," he told them.
:"But what two friends are you talking about?" Mort asks.
:"Topaz and Tanaka, one's a government agent and the other is a butler, I know them through another friend," he answers.
:"Oh goodness, gracious..." Mort began to say.
:"Everything's gonna be ok, I know it," Tails says to assure him.
:"I hope so," said Mort.
Eva and Cece find them in the computer room.
:"Hi, Mr. Goldman," said Cece.
:"Are we too late to help with the inventory?" asked Eva.
:"Well, I'm not going to be here for very long today," Mort told them "I've got a date tonight."
:"You do?" asks Cece.
:"Yes, and I'm going to meet her at the restaurant across the street."
:He then sounds worried "Oh no. I didn't think this quite through. If I leave, I might have to close early. Unless, I put someone else in charge. Let's see..."
:He scans across the room, trying to decide who to put in charge.
:We see Sonic looking bored, Knuckles has Tails in a headlock and is giving him a noogie, Cece walks towards a lamp and tries to turn it on, but the lampshade falls on her, and finally we see Eva signing some waivers.
:"How bout you?" Mort said to Eva.
:"Her?!" says everyone else.
:"Yes," says Mort "make sure to call me in case of an emergency at this number," he shows Eva a card. "Do you have a phone on you?"
:"Yeah," said Eva "I've got one right here," she says as she takes her cell phone out of her pocket, then puts it back.
:"Alright, then it's all set! I'll be back! If maybe tomorrow," Mort says, just as he's walking out the door, "and whatever you do, stay our of the basement!"
:They all say "bye" to Mort, while Tails says "Good luck!"
:A few minutes pass after Mort leaves. Everyone is sitting and standing around looking bored.
Eva tries to talk to everyone.
:"So, how was your day?" she leans in and asks Tails, who just slightly pushes her away.
:"So, how about that weather?" Eva asks, more nervously.
:"Partially stupid with a chance of lame," says Sonic.
Eva sighs. 
:Out of the blue,Knuckles says "Let's go in the basement!"
:"But Mort says we're not allowed to go in there," said Cece.
:That seemed to have stopped him in his tracks.
:"Besides, I heard from the website "Haunted Quahog" that this pharmacy's basement is possibly a haunted location." 
:Then the echinda had an idea. An awful idea. The echidna got a wonderful, awful idea!
:A grin slowly stretches across his face as he hatched a plan.
:"Eva, Eva," he said to the guinea pig. "We all know that you make a good leader,"
:"I do?" asked Eva, slightly uneasy.
:"Yeah, because everyone else leads by tact and strategy, and you lead from in here," he says as he points to her chest.
:"My endocrine gland?" Eva asks, confusedly.
:"What is your endocrine gland telling you right now?" asks her before he says in a whisper "Explore the basement!"
:"Yes! Yes we will!" Eva shouts at her belly, while Knuckles gives a smug smirk.
:Tails looks horrified, while Sonic looks like he couldn't care less.
:The door of the basement creaks open while we get a view from inside the dark room.
:"You know, this has got to be one of the best ideas you came up with," Knuckles says to Eva. "Before we go in," he continued, "how about a group hug?" He then grabs both Eva and Tails in a hug, but steals Eva's cellphone in the process.
:"Count me out!" says Sonic.
:"Suit yourself," Knuckles says, still with Eva and Tails in his arms.
:"Hey, what about me?" asked Cece.
:"No time!" he said as he pushes Eva and Tails away from him, "now let's get moving!"
:They all walk down the stairs into the basement.
:"Like cattle to the slaughter..." Knuckles says menacingly under his breath, giving a mischievious chuckle with a sinister smile on his face.
Cut to Mort art the restaurant.
"Oh, my. I hope I'm not stood up, nothing would crush me more than-"
:He felt a tap on his shoulder. "Gah! The register's closed after 8pm!"
:It was a woman with wavy, strawberry blonde hair.
:"Are you Mort Goldman?"
:"Yes, that's me."
:"It's me, Rachel."
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