PenisMan: Temmie Central vs. Fox Kids

PenisMan: Temmie Central vs. Fox Kids is the first episode of the first season of Discord Crib.
==Plot==
As the 5th Square Logo Awards host the run-off voting between Temmie Central and Fox Kids, a new hero takes shape to break the war between the two rivals. A hero in the form of the infamous PenisMan.
==Cast==
* as "left the wiki like 7 times"
* as "Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders"
* as "pee pee succ"
* as "yknoew"
* as "Toby the Tram"
* as "PenisMan"
* as "KKKeply GG"
* as "cal chuchesta"
* as "spongebot's racial slur"
* as "🅱ig ol’ Penis"
* as "Cocky Lobster"
* as himself
* as "Banana Man" (mentioned)
==Transcript==
at the #discord-voice-chat at luis_yt's Discord Crib
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: 11 remember that time caleb's sister walked in on him jacking off during the skype call do you think he was jacking off because of my voice yes or no
cal chuchesta: 11 wasnt even in the call plus that didn't even happen I probably just scratched my balls and kaitlyn came in at the wrong time
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: as president donald trump would say... WRONG
cal chuchesta: as president donald trump would say... HUGE victory to me
left the wiki like 7 times: who wants to be part of the next social experiment
cal chuchesta: meeeee
left the wiki like 7 times: we shall prank esb next
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: CALEB ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION WHAT THE HELL
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: what the fuck are you doing bitch
cal chuchesta: hold on my phone is glitching the fuck out let me restart it
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: CALEB ANSWER YOU BLASTED BUFFOON THAT SOUNS LIKE AN 11 YEAR OLD
cal chuchesta: can you hear me? this thing is being really gay right now
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: nah i can't probably cuz you're not even in the fucking voice chat
cal chuchesta: well no shit Sherlock i left it to try to reconnect again fuck this lets go to skype
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: kkk
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders and calchuchesta have left the call...
left the wiki like 7 times: guys?
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January 1st, 2018 at luis_yt's Discord Crib
PolarTem: yknoew it's new year
left the wiki like 7 times: >yknoew
PolarTem: that could be a great nickname
left the wiki like 7 times: anyway there will be a run off voting tomorrow fox kids vs temmie central
Toby the Tram: I don't get why anyone thinks there's competition honestly the winner is obvious
yknoew: fox kids will win, i just know that 'cos there's a bunch of bias fox kids 'employees'/fans who always starting fighting when tc turns up tc would win but its only for that day so fox kids in heading for the finish line
Toby the Tram: temmie central is better than fox kids in most if not every which way
yknoew: it is but everyone's biased
left the wiki like 7 times: lmao actually come to think about it, fuck Fox Kids. Fuck temmie central. Fuck Luis TV. The real winner must be banana studios by @banana man the real OG.
Toby the Tram: self-titled studios
yknoew: yeah, he keeps sending me messages saying he's the best and all that shit
pee pee succ: How exactly is Temmie Central better?
left the wiki like 7 times: oh shit the war's beginning
Toby the Tram: Temmie Central is way more original, js
yknoew: if u follow the recent pattern, it seems as if ur copying our ideas leading the public to believe were the best
Toby the Tram: "I'm gonna name my company and television network over a terrible 90s childrens block"
pee pee succ: How isn't Fox Kids original?
Toby the Tram: Fox Kids' name is literally stolen
pee pee succ: Pluto named it though.
Toby the Tram: Pluto association (-1)
left the wiki like 7 times: lmao
pee pee succ: I didn't name it, and changing the name isn't worth it.
Toby the Tram: ^ lazy 
Toby the Tram: Tbf, Fox Kids has Bikini Bottom Survival, Dunces and Dragons, Basket Sponge and Bubble Bass
yknoew: tc has bbs and bs 2 yknow and sbns and sbfwgo and libb and tcoe
pee pee succ: We also have LIBB.
Toby the Tram: Temmie Central's aesthetic is much better though, honestly, Fox Kids' logo looks ugly
pee pee succ: What?!
yknoew: hahahaha
pee pee succ: Fox Kids' logo isn't ugly!
left the wiki like 7 times: luis tv logo > anything else
Toby the Tram: Luis TV is simple and sleek
yknoew: luis tv's logo wouldnt realy appeal to children otherwise i agree
Toby the Tram: Temmie Central is cute and has an excellent blue colour, appealing to children
Toby the Tram: Fox Kids... oh, boy Fox Kids. It's just the name shaded in orange and purple, some of the worst looking colours when together
Chuck123456 has joined the server...
left the wiki like 7 times: lol all of our nicknames are parodies of ourselves
left the wiki like 7 times: WE NEED A NICKNAME FOR CHUCK
yknoew: PENISMAN!
left the wiki like 7 times: Ayeee i like that
pee pee succ: @PenisMan These people are hating on Fox Kids' logo.
PenisMan: Fox Kids logo is awesome.
Toby the Tram: "PenisMan is typing..."
left the wiki like 7 times: I love that name
PenisMan: Okay who the fuck named me that
left the wiki like 7 times: polar
yknoew: technically u could say that...
left the wiki like 7 times: but i added it
PenisMan: lol k, sickos
yknoew: we claim PenisMan as our mascot
pee pee succ: dammit
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January ??? at luis_yt's Discord Crib
Toby the Tram: i'm toby the train, choo choo
cicicity: wait what
cicicity: i sexually identify as a train
left the wiki like 7 times: what the fuck is happening (also i changed your nickname)
spongebot's racial slur: wtf
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at the #criticizing-cringe text channel
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: any of you blasted buffoons still online
cal chuchesta: yes
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: oh hello caleb how are you my wonderful man that sounds like an 11 year old
cal chuchesta: good just writing the new episode 
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: i should start writing the new episode for my masterpiece series as well
cal chuchesta: what would that be
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: YOU DON'T KNOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
cal chuchesta: nope hehehehe
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: i am of course referring to the masterpiece series that is demon blood teen
cal chuchesta: anyway have you thought about my question to you know.. have one of your cancelled shows? i promise to not gloat about and will try to keep it active
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: eeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
cal chuchesta: wHaDdYa mEaN "EHHHHHHH"? respond you damned fool
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: that is my response
cal chuchesta: this is a yes or no question Travis stop playing games a n s w e r m e y a b l a s t e d b a f o o n
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: it's a possibility
cal chuchesta: well you better make up your mind soon because if I have nothing to work on at the wiki i might end up disappearing again
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: nnnnnoooo caleb baby you cannot leave me you sexy sexy beast
Jeremy Bernie Corbyn-Sanders: calaz you fucking ungrateful bastard that sounds like an 11 year old
cal chuchesta: stop talking to a mirror travis
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at the #hub text channel
KKKelpy GG has joined the server...
KKKeply GG: *sends one of travis' old videos"
KKKeply GG: >Here you can find great videos for kids! I also currently have two Godly videos for all you people who support God! Kid friendly slideshows with pictures and music the relate to the title. Also, the highest rating any of my videos will be is PG.
spongebot's racial slur: family friendly pg clean
KKKelpy GG: next week i shall release the anti-travis league's first ad
spongebot's racial slur: make sure that a british fish productions song is in the background.
KKKelpy GG: yes
🅱ig ol’ Penis: will it have travis sniffing bong's boobs
left the wiki like 7 times: what the fuck
🅱ig ol’ Penis: like in that one episode of SBFW Go!
Cocky Lobster: did travis enjoy it
🅱ig ol’ Penis: travis x vanessa
Toby the Tram: if one of you says travis x vanessa one more time
PlutoSpongebobandTeenageRobots: travis x vanessa
Toby the Tram has infinitely banned PlutoSpongebobandtheTeenageRobots from gaining any more access to the world wide web. He now, though, has access to BESTNET, North Korea's best internet. The Best Internet for the Best Korea.
[the episode's over now, btw]
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