Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools (Chapter 1)

Chapter 1 is the first chapter of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "Freelance Chase".
==Plot==
(The story start with a hippo and a dog, as shown drawn on a traditional drawing and goes on how their lives is like from childhood to adulthood)
*Pat: *narrate* Hi. This is Pat and this is the story of how me and my buddy live through a great life in the animal world.
*Stan: *narrate* I'm Stan and I'm the best friend and brother of Pat!
*Pat: *narrate* For all these years, we grew up in a hospital and was adopted by a pig in the name of Aunt Martha.
*Stan: *narrate* Aunt Martha take good care of us and raised us through childhood and adulthood.
*Pat: *narrate* We graduate high school and college to live out in our lives in a place on our own. We meet friends and neighbors there like Stuart, Stephanie, Emily, Lili and her rabbits like Momo, and the one and only famous Professor Chi-Chi! The greatest of all time!
*Stan: *narrate* How does it feel great to work with a famous professor like Chi-Chi? He got all the coolest inventions he could ever develop and was feature in all the news outlets across the globe. Heck, he even got his own Wikipedia page and was featured number one on the top trending news of the week.
*Pat: *narrate* Aside from that, he lived on the neighborhood for years and did a lot of cool things like making videos for a living.
*Stan: *narrate* They were fun, like it lasted longer. I heard we made like over 300 shorts in history with few music videos to name!
*Pat: *narrate* That's not all. We did a lot of adventurous things around the world and got us famous.
*Stan: *narrate* Finding the Treasure of Pit and Mortimer and defeating a powerful supervillain like Brutox. Boy, that pig bad boy is put into Jail and was jailed ever since we beaten him a second time. Or is it a third time, depending on how the timeline goes with our lives.
(For years from 2009 to 2019, Pat would always pull up a April Fools prank to Stan, leading to the present day as Stan would get sick and tired of being pranked every start of April)
*Pat: *narrate* My favorite holiday of all time is April Fools and April Fools is the holiday where we love to fool by tricking people on pranks and what's believing to be real.
*Stan: *narrate* Don't get me started with that Pat! You freak me out every time you tried to make fun of me with your jokes, tricks and pranks.
*Pat: *narrate* Ever since 2009, I've been pranking Stan all the way for all the funny things I do to him just for laughs.
*Stan: *narrate* Meh. I would rather take a bath outside while drinking pina coladas and getting caught in the rain like moles.
*Pat: *in 2009, he pull out a prank to Stan with a sofa* Stan, please have a seat.
*Stan: Okey-doke. You don't believe me. Do you? *trip over a card-art sofa* Whoa! What the funk?!
*Pat: April Fools!
*Stan: Patrick! You will pay for this!
*Pat: How would you like your new seat, Stanley?
*Stan: It's atrocious! It's like there's nothing cotton on the thing! *in 2010, Stan try to enjoy a nice burger at the counter* Ooh wee. Time for a little burger sandwich. *his sandwich has teeth as the sandwich try to bite him back* Ah! A burger with teeth! I did not ask for that!
*Pat: April Fools!
*Stan: Patrick! *in 2011, he relax on the pool outside until a water balloon splashed on him* What? Come on.
*Pat: April Fools!
*Stan: Patrick! *in 2012, Stan search up the web as he found a link of a leaked upcoming movie* "First look of upcoming movie"? Eh, not bad. *click the video and see a video of troll faces lurking on the scream* What the fridge is this?!
*Pat: April fools!
*Stan: Pat! You're gonna fix my computer right now! *in 2013, he got tripped by two plank woods while walking to build a house* Great. *in 2014, he tries to jump in the pool, only for the pool to be covered by blue plastic bags, leading to his anger* Patrick! *in 2015, he try to catch a baby mommy on a tree until he got hit by a bee hive and scream all the way to the forest* Patrick!
*Pat: April Fools! Come here. *grab a baby mommy* That's my girl. *pet the baby mommy*
*Stan: *in 2016, Stan is about to finish playing memory cards until he find out that one of the cards are missing* Huh? Where's the rest of the same card?
*Pat: *hold the same card* I have it right here.
*Stan: Hey! You're cheating! I demand to start over!
*Pat: April Fools!
*Stan: Enough with the April Fools crap. You're taking things too far now. *in 2017, he walk to his home as he is surprised with confetti spreading all over the house* What?
*Everyone: Surprise!
*Pat: April Fools! *throw a pie at Stan*
*Stan: You're despicable! All of you! Very funny! *in 2018, he is about to watch TV in the living room* Oh yeah. It's time to turn on the TV and rock with the program. *turn on the TV, only to see a scary monster roaring at the screen* Ah! Who invite this scary monster on my channel!
*Pat: April Fools!
*Stan: Pat! You even let the movie channel on with a scary movie!
*Pat: I thought you like scary movies.
*Stan: No I don't! They're horrible and give me nightmares! Change the channel now!
*Pat: Okay. I learned my lesson. *hold the remote to change the channel*
*Stan: *in 2019, he is relaxing while drinking coffee as Pat set up a trick to drop paint on Stan* What a day to have some coffee with a lot of latte.
*Pat: It's gonna work. I swear, it's gonna work.
*Stan: A spoon with a lot of cinnamon. And da da dee.
*Pat: *annoyed* Ugh. I can't take it too far. *try to move the rope* Surprise! Happy April-
*Stan: *stop Pat* Don't even think about it Pat! I'm not even falling for a trick and prank.
*Pat: Why not? It's April Fools Day. You are suppose to get tricked by a bucket of paint.
*Stan: Like what? Splat me and turn myself into a painting? You shouldn't take jokes seriously like a rotten apple on a good score. *move back to trip the rope as the paint fall over to the chair* Oh! April Fools, Pat. You missed a mark. *laugh*
*Pat: Oh Stan. You're not funny. I was about to splat you with paint.
*Stan: Never ever getting pranked. You made the mess. You clean it up.
*Pat: Why would I made the mess? You clean it up.
*Stan: Why? You set all of this up, just to prank me like a fool one the first day of April. You set it up to clean all of this mess up!
*Pat: I won't even listen to you if you keep being hesitant with that bad attitude.
*Stan: You made me angry and you triggered me every first day of April every year! *hear a phone ringing* Oh. It's the phone. I'll go get it. Clean it up while I answer the phone, phooey!
*Pat: I'm not helping. *clean the mess*
*Stan: You can't help it yourself. *answer the phone* Hello. This is Stan Stanley. How may I help you?
*Chi-Chi: Hello Stan. Great talk we're having. How's life doing for ya?
*Stan: Pretty good. Pat is.... um.... being funny as always. He is kinda like the happy hippo of the neighborhood. You know, like a dog that live in dog houses, they chew on bones.
*Chi-Chi: Very good indeed. Please come over to my lab. I got something for you to share.
*Stan: Oh great. We'll be there. *hold off the phone* Hey Pat. Professor Chi-Chi is calling us to go to his lab for something important.
*Pat: What about it?
*Stan: No spoilers. It's suppose to be a surprise.
*Pat: Like a surprise party?
*Stan: You don't know. Now let's go!
*Pat: Alright. Let me clean the mess and put it in the garbage. *put the mess in the garbage* All clean. Now wait for me! *follow Stan*
(Pat and Stan left their house as they walk all the way to Professor Chi-Chi's lab as they enter the lab to meet Professor Chi-Chi on something new)
*Pat: Hey-o.
*Stan: We're here.
*Chi-Chi: Welcome my boys. Glad you could make it on time to see what I have in store.
*Pat: A grocery store list?
*Stan: Oh Pat. You don't know jack. Professor Chi-Chi. Were you going to reveal something today?
*Chi-Chi: Oh please, yes. You know the answer. My friends, I present you to say hello to the new improved Dimensional Box 3000! *reveal the Dimensional Box 3000*
*Pat: Holy GameCube. It looks great and smooth.
*Stan: It remind me of something. Was it like the Dimensional Box 4000, 5000 or the Dimensional Box 3000?
*Chi-Chi: It's the same invention you used to warp to places like Hakuna Matata and Donkey Kong Island. Also, I improve the color to make it better due to the timing of the machines and how dust is trying to sweep through the specs to shut it all down.
*Pat: Cannot complain on what you get. I really like how it looks.
*Stan: Please don't say it's doesn't work and call it a April Fools joke.
*Chi-Chi: This isn't a April Fools joke, huh? Also, This dimensional box can travel to any place you go, even better warping. It can take you to Kansa, China, Japan, Florida, Ohio, Mexico, Peru, Rio and even New York City!
*Pat: New York City! That's it! I'm calling it a vacation!
*Stan: We're going on vacation? That's fast? But we haven't even pack our bags yet.
*Pat: I don't care. I want to travel through the Time Square and all the places they got like Brooklyn. I'm so obsessed with New York culture and I want to go there right now!
*Stan: Easy chill Pat! We still have to secure the house for protection without thieves striving in.
*Pat: No more High-Tech machines! We already tried one with two times and it was a big mess.
*Stan: Jeez, you're right. Guess we're not giving it another chance to go into another lockdown for like eight days or the whole month.
*Chi-Chi: You guys are intrigued to go to New York, right?
*Pat: Yes. So excited.
*Stan: You're making me intrigued now.
*Chi-Chi: Well boys. You're too early to go to vacation and take a bypass flight and have a nice day. *give the air pods to Pat and Stan* Take these ear buds with you as we can call on the air pods any time whenever you're on vacation.
*Pat: We used these before, right Stan?
*Stan: They're the same ones. We got a Spring vacation to shine as long it not screwy than last time.
*Chi-Chi: *turn on the Dimensional Box 3000 to open the portal to New York* Have fun gentlemen. Don't freeze on your way to New York cause, it's always cold out there, even on night time.
*Pat: We'll promise to stay safe in New York, no matter what the weather is gonna put in the clouds.
*Stan: Alright. It's time to go and enter the city of the big buildings.
*Chi-Chi: Enjoy my friends. Have some fun and no sleep till Brooklyn!
*Pat: New York, here we come!
*Stan: All in to Queens! *he and Pat enter the portal to New York*
*Chi-Chi: I just hope everything for them will be just fine without any problems.
(Pat and Stan enter New York City as they warp through the alley by covering their eyes and opening them up from the flash on where they were as they look through the city with people walking and cars moving by)
*Pat: Ooh, wee. Where are we?
*Stan: New York. The place you wanted to go?
*Pat: New York has always been my favorite America state ever since.
*Stan: What happen with all the people? They all look..... furless?!
*Pat: This isn't our world.
*Stan: It look like something that came out of suspended animation.
*Pat: I see people, but where are the animals?
*Stan: *see humans and animals coexisting together* Oh brother. The world look different from ours. The eyes, the looks, the bodies, all fluid, solid, styled, sketched and even decent! *see a truck with two thieves driving* What the buns?
*Pat: *see the police cars driving* There's a heist on the loose!
*Stan: What the heist got to do with our vacation?
*Pat: Come on. We can stop the thieves by helping the cops out on the run! *he and Stan use the bikes to ride to follow the thieves*
*Stan: But we don't work with them! What are you talking about?!
(The police cops are chasing against the thieves in the truck as Pat and Stan join them on chasing the thieves as the thieves are shown to be two badgers driving with a loot of money inside)
*Badger #1: Heh heh heh. We got the loot.
*Badger #2: All the money is ours to pay our rent.
*Badger #1: These cops won't get away that easy like taking things too far.
*Badger #2: You know what they're doing wrong.
*Badger #1: Doing for what?
*Badger #2: *spot the cops chasing them* They are gaining on us!
*Badger #1: Drat! These pricks won't get away that easy!
*Badger #2: Go a little faster! *keep driving*
*Dog Police #1: Stop right there! Slow down and show me your loot!
*Dog Police #2: You are going arresting!
*Pat: Keep going faster! We just want to confront them!
*Stan: Let's just go! We can't follow them and cause a lot of trouble there with the fools.
*Pat: Don't worry. It will pass. We can take these guys that easily.
*Stan: Pat, you're falling into some crime trouble there. Stop.
*Badger #1: Hey! Who is doing all the talking while we're driving?
*Badger #2: It gotta be these guys in bikes.
*Pat: Hey! You! Stop stealing items and be a good person!
*Stan: You're breaking the law!
*Badger #1: Never *hold his gun* You guys are going to fall into some sudden death here. *try to shoot Pat*
*Pat: Ah! They're gonna kill us!
*Stan: Watch where you're riding! We just needed to stop these guys and save the day!
*Fox Police #1: Um, did we really brought in the hippo and dog to investigate on the thieves?
*Fox Police #2: I don't know. I'm gonna call Sam and Max to help and take these badgers down. *call on the walkie talkie* Calling for duty! There seem to be a problem on the road. There's two badgers robbing a bank and a hippo and dog is struggling to get to the thieves to stop them out. Can you come and shoot the thieves on your way?
*Sam: *voice* We'll be there.
*Max: *voice* The job for these freelance cops is never done!
*Pat: Hand over the loot!
*Badger #1: No! You're just a bunch of weirdos trying to wannabe the cops to become actual heroes!
*Stan: We shouldn't be doing this, Pat. It's a real bad idea!
*Badger #2: I thought a bad idea is chasing us criminals to succeed our plan to make all that bank to become rich!
*Pat: You're all nobodies and today, you're not robbing the bank! *jump to the car to fight the thieves*
*Badger #1: Ah! Scratch him! *scratch Pat*
*Pat: My butt!
*Stan: Pat! You're going to get us arrested! Ugh, let me show you how it's done. *jump to the car to fight the thieves* You mother suppas! I'm taking you all to court!
*Fox Police #1: What in the world are we seeing?
*Fox Police #2: There's a hippo and a dog beating them up in the car. Should we arrest these two as well on the go?
*Fox Police #3: No. Let these helpers handle the situation while we chase them on the run.
*Fox Police #4: Roger that.
*Pat: *beat up the thieves* You open up these loots or else!
*Badger #1: Never! All the money belong to us.
*Stan: Do you know that you're robbing a bank?!
*Badger #2: I don't know what you're saying. *punch Stan*
*Pat: Stan! Oh, I'm gonna beat you up for this!
*Badger #1: Angry hippo alert. He's gonna blow! *he and his pal get beat up by Pat*
*Dog Police #1: *see Pat beating up the thieves in the truck* Now there's a hippo beating up two badger thieves in the car.
*Dog Police #2: This is going real crazy on the sceinreo.
*Dog Police #3: They're gonna crash. Pull back!
(All the police cars stop as the truck crash into the wall with Pat and Stan getting out of the truck to beat up the badgers on the streets, only for the police cops to show up and hold their guns against the thieves)
*Pat: You get over here.
*Stan: No more fulling around, kids.
*Badger #1: We're not kids. We're men!
*Badger #2: We are born to steal like raccoons.
*Dog Police #1: *he and everyone point their guns at them* Freeze! Hands up! Where we can see them!
*Pat: *he and everyone put their hands up* We look busted in here.
*Stan: This is all your fault.
*Dog Police #2: Not you two. The other two.
*Pat: Oh. My bad.
*Stan: Just walking on the ground and moving back. *he and Pat move back so the badgers can be shown to the cops*
*Badger #1: What did we do to deserve this?
*Badger #2: We're going to Jail, are we?
*Dog Police #3: *he and the cops hand cuff on the badgers* You are under arrested for trying to rob a bank, huh?
*Dog Police #4: Threaten a lady in office, broke a AIM machine and broke through the windows to steal moneybags left on the floor. Let's go. *he and the cops take the badgers to the car*
*Badger #1: This isn't the end of the line, hippo and dog!
*Badger #2: We're going to make you pay! *he and his pal get into the police car*
*Pat: Ha! In your face! You got hand cuffed!
*Stan: Busted. Way a go to overturn the crime into a cool crime. I mean, we prevent the robbery from happening. High five! *high five at Pat*
*Sam: *he and Max show up on a DeSoto car to get out and meet up with the cops* Well hello there boys. Sorry that we're late. Glad you took these thieves out of misery and robbery.
*Max: They're going to prison for life!
*Dog Police #1: Thank you guys. All these cops are going to investigate what is put on the truck.
*Dog Police #2: Oh boy. They stole plenty of jewelry along with a lot of cash from the bank.
*Sam: These thieves are like out of the box and all these cameras should have shoot them with pinches.
*Max: No one like a cool crime in here!
*Dog Police #3: Say, we got helpers that beat up the thieves and should be honored as heroes. What do you think Sam?
*Sam: Uh? *look at Pat and Stan*
*Pat: Hello. We're on vacation.
*Stan: We're not originally from here.
*Max: Who are these guys? Were they helping along the thieves to succeed on stealing?
*Sam: I'll go talk to them. We don't know where these guys are heading. *walk to talk to Pat and Stan* Hello fellas. Were you trying to cause a crime around the road with the badgers you just met?
*Pat: Huh? No. We would never commit crime all over the cities. Like never. *giggles*
*Max: I see you smiling and laughing. Funny hippo.
*Stan: No trouble around here. We were about to enjoy our vacation in New York until the thieves came and try to rob your precious bank.
*Sam: Wee you guys following the thieves on the run?
*Pat: What? No. We didn't follow.
*Stan: No way. Only bad people do that like Brutox.
*Max: Let me see what you're made of. *use the scanner to scan through Pat and Stan and hit Pat's butt*
*Pat: Ouch! That hurts.
*Max: When did the last time you steal?
*Pat: Uh... stealing cookies from Aunt Martha's house when we were five years old.
*Max: Ah! I smell a criminal from here!
*Pat: What the? We were only kids.
*Stan: Pat, what kind of question is that?
*Sam: So you robbed your aunts to steal cookies, huh? Get in the car, now! You know what you're doing wrong! *take Pat and Stan to the car*
*Pat: What? We're going to Jail?! What did we do wrong?!
*Stan: We didn't commit any crimes. We swear!
*Max: Get in the car, old lads! I bet you were trying to steal some wrenches, do you?
*Sam: You're in the box, individuals! Get on!
*Pat: *he and Stan get on the car seat* We're innocent. We were trying to stop the thieves from stealing money.
*Stan: Wait 'til the authorities judge you for your mistakes and flaws for accusing citizens of their wrongdoings!
*Sam: I didn't mean to play a joke on you. Not like when a innocent guy that was accused of shopping was turned out to be a criminal for HippoCo back in March 2014.
*Max: You're going on a cool crime, huh?
*Pat: No! We beg you! We were only taking one cookie out of the jar. We didn't meant on stealing without permission!
*Sam: You should have learned your lesson from your childhood. Hippo.
*Stan: How long we are going to be in Jail for? Ten years?
*Max: Only time will tell. Let's hit the road!
(All the police cops get back to their cars except the ones investigating on the crashed truck as they drive all the way to prison as Sam and Max take Pat and Stan to prison to look through the cells of every criminal, including humans, orcs, lions, trolls, ogres, fairies and even blobfish-like humanoid people as Pat and Stan are brought into their own cells to have a talk with Sam and Max)
*Pat: You can't leave us here like that. We are innocent people! We're begging you.
*Stan: You're pulling a trick, on April Fools Day, huh?
*Sam: This is not like your typical April Fools joke. You guys are going to stay here if you keep trying to steal and rob even more according to your records.
*Max: Learn to pay the price!
*Pat: But we don't live here.
*Sam: I don't mean to say it out loud.
*Stan: We're from another dimension and our dimension is different from yours. All animals alike.
*Max: Oh yeah. But have you been committing crimes in your world lately?
*Pat: What? No. We don't steal, rob, loot and combat at buildings.
*Stan: Only bad people do that! We, are not bad people. We are good people like Professor Chi-Chi!
*Sam: You don't seem to expert on a bad crime. You were following these badger thieves on the way and try to beat them up over money as heard on the radio.
*Max: You couldn't have made the freelance cops look bad if you were trying to investigate on the heist and stole our jobs to win the prize over the government's law of authority.
*Pat: First of all, we've been accused. You accused us.
*Sam: You're calling us out for accusing you?
*Stan: Yeah cause, you proven us guilty for working with the thieves.
*Max: You didn't mean to work with thieves, are you? Then who are you guys suppose to be?
*Pat: I'm Pat. The Happy Hippo.
*Stan: The name's Stanley. People call me Stan for short, so does my friend being called Patrick. What are you guys like? Cops? Detectives? Sheriffs? And Chiefs?
*Sam: Oh boy, we got a whole long story to explain to them.
*Max: We know who we are and we'll introduce ourselves by the 2D sequence.
(The flashback sequences begins with a traditional drawing animation of Sam and Max through their lives and going through adventures as Freelance Police)
*Sam: *narrate* Hello. I'm Sam. A member of the Freelance Police!
*Max: *narrate* Death from above! I'm Max!
*Sam: *narrate* You crack me up, Little Buddy! We are police officers on whom we met though childhood. Before all of that, we met as childhood and attend junior-high school together before getting jobs. In most situations, I tend to play the straight man against Max's chaotic behavior.
*Max: *narrate* Hey. I thought I have the most violent tendencies, for the most part.
*Sam: *narrate* Excuse me. We fought crime together and beat up supervillains through time and space. After all the adventures we have gone through, we been promoted as full-time cops and work within the police system for years and getting the most rewards as always by taking down the most powerful forces that try to threaten our communities and cities through all the countries in the world and not just in America.
*Max: *narrate* We got our own baby like the DeSoto to ride on. You know Sam own this car and got the time cards with decals on the car.
*Sam: *narrate* We take it anywhere around the world whenever we need it on the ride, depending what the Commissioner want us to do.
*Max: *narrate while having deceptions of him and Sam beating up bad people and aliens around the world* On the job, we have manage to take down every bad person and bad alien all over the world. We have also take down demons, devils, trolls, fairies, puppets, cyclops, wizards, witches, predators, golems and even stick figures.
*Sam: *narrate* After years of protecting the community from crime, the Freelance Police is proud to call us heroes and one of the greatest police cops and national real-life heroes in the world since George Washington.
*Max: *narrate* And that's how you always treat your heroes like gems like James Blunt and Witold Pilecki. *imitate a bomb sound* BOOM!
(We flash-forward back to the present day where Pat and Stan are still in prison and shocked about Sam and Max's heroism and actions in the workforce)
*Pat: I cannot believe all of this. You're Sam and Max?!
*Sam: Yes. We are born to work with the Freelance Police and stop crime from threating against the community.
*Max: *salute* Reporting for duty and saving the day from criminals!
*Stan: If you save the day from criminals, then why did you arrest us and call us criminals from following with the badgers from theftry?
*Max: *think* Oof! We shouldn't have done this in the first place. You guys aren't that bad to me.
*Stan: Thank you! Glad to know that we're innocent.
*Sam: When someone get accuse of something they didn't do wrong, the authorities have the right to call them innocent before the accusers do something wrong next to the innocent person over allegations.
*Pat: *embarrassed* Well look at us now. We went to Jail for nothing and we don't have a chance to get out, but to stay here for the rest of our lives. We shouldn't come to this world in the first place.
*Sam: Pssst, wanna break out of this prison?
*Pat: Yeah. Beats me.
*Max: Jailbreak is pretty easy and it's gonna be just fine.
*Stan: Snoop de whoop, baby.
(The background song "Easy" by The Doobie Brothers play as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max break out of Jail with a explosion in Jail with the boys walking back an explosion by wearing cool glasses and fist bumping each other, only to be shown a dream in a bubble with the gang laughing in reality while leaving Jail)
*Pat: And I thought Hollywood movie explosions from the 2000s were the bomb.
*Stan: Beat the mid CGI from the 2010s even on this day!
*Sam: We are rocking this world with guns and bullets!
*Max: I love being a police officer.
*Pat: This is how we do.
*Stan: Da bum.
*Sam: Take me back to the good old days of the 90s where things were rocking the day.
*Max: Get in the car and let's hop!
*Pat: *he and his friends get on DeSoto car* Okay, now where to?
*Sam: Say, who wanna go fishing?
*Stan: Fishing? Why not?
*Max: Go Fish! I mean, let's all go fishing!
*Pat: Fishing is gonna splash up my brain!
*Stan: I can't wait to catch the biggest fish in the world.
*Sam: If you guys wanna go fish, let's all go to the dock and fish for fish!
*Max: Yeah! Time to go to the deck! Also, this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max drive the DeSoto car out of Jail and head straight to the road, beginning their friendship through the process of investigating the missions)
PAT, STAN, SAM AND MAX
CITY FOOLS
(With the background song ending, meanwhile in the depths below the world as we head across Hell, a fiery realm where devils and demons work together as most of the demons are shown breaking rocks, beating up skeletons and stand in duty to praise for their god, Satan. Many devils are walking up the stairs in line as a devil reaper show up to watch over the devils in line.)
*Drew: Alright folks. Who is up to ask Satan a question?
*Devil Sister #1: Yo, we got a big loot on our hands to show Satan.
*Drew: Excuse me? You gotta get in line to show Satan a gift.
*Devil Sister #2: The line is too long. It took a lot of adventuring to find the loot and bring it all the way to the biggest god of Hell.
*Drew: Ugh. Just a moment and make it quick! Follow me!
*Devil Sister #1: Yes! We're the first ones to talk to Satan!
*Devil Sister #2: Easy piece of fire. *she, her sister and Drew walk through the stairs as the devils got angry at them for skipping through the whole line*
(In Satan's lair, we see Satan having a talk to one of his people while asking a question prior to Drew and the Devil Sisters' arrival)
*Mack: Satan, you know. There have been a huge loop of sharps lurking all over the floating islands. Plus, one of the babies got burned over a lava wave earlier this week.
*Satan: So, this is the first and last time you gave me this bad news on what happening in the Underworld. You leave me no choice, but to shame on me for the lack of work you've been giving out this week.
*Mack: It's not my fault that I didn't save a lot of people from the burning waves. I was busy! Like a businessman!
*Satan: You disappoint me and disgust me even more than my last ten people I've killed over the last five years. This is the last day of your life and you should never come back to eternity for the rest of devilkind history. And now, you're toast! *about to hit Mack*
*Mack: Wait, wait! I'm sorry! I want a second- *get crushed by Satan's hand*
*Satan: Such a shame, Mack. You will not be missed for your absences. *see Drew and the Devil Sisters on the way* Guards, bring them over. *his demon guards let the guests over to have a talk with him*
*Drew: *bow down on Satan* Hello, Master. We brought in your guests to have a talk with you. Also, they got a gift to share.
*Satan: Yes! A gift for my eternal reward. What about it?
*Devil Sister #1: Satan, we present you a loot box! It's shaped as a rectangle and a coffin used for funerals.
*Devil Sister #2: It took a lot of walking to get all the way by skipping the line of thirty people waiting in the front gate.
*Satan: Just make, with the box!
*Devil Sister #1: Okay, we'll show you the gift right now!
*Devil Sister #2: We now present you, a telescope! *show the loot box of a telescope*
*Satan: What is this?
*Drew: It look like... a straw.
*Devil Sister #1: No it's not.
*Devil Sister #2: It's suppose to work.
*Drew: Let me try. *hold the telescope* I don't see anything. Can you, boss?
*Satan: *grab the telescope* Give me that. *look through the telescope* I don't see nothing.
*Devil Sister #1: What? We walked for a whole week to get the loot box.
*Devil Sister #2: We probably must have gotten the wrong one by accident when the real one is always like five hours on the point of direction. *get hit by her sister* Hey.
*Satan: This treasure does nothing to me. *crush the telescope* You gave me the worst news as possible to ruined my excitement that turned into a low level of expectations.
*Drew: It look mid to me.
*Devil Sister #1: Say what?
*Devil Sister #2: You got something to say?
*Satan: I can't believe, I have to do this to you like I did to Mack. You failed me to bring the most rare gifts I wanted. But all of them are letdowns. Failed to live through what my mind has been set up! And now, it's time for your execution!
*Devil Sister #1: No! Not the execution!
*Devil Sister #2: We're ripped!
*Satan: I'm sorry girls. This is the penalty you're going to be facing for your charges and you would never see me again after your fates. Drew, slice them into sausages!
*Drew: As requested, yes. *hold his sickles to fight the devil sisters*
*Devil Sister #1: You won't catch me, coward!
*Drew: You dare to call me a coward?! *slash the devil sister*
*Devil Sister #2: You're going to super Hell, dummy!
*Drew: Say goodbye to your fate! *slice the devil sister in half*
*Devil Sister #1: *see her sister turn to fire dust* No! Ana!
*Drew: *imitate a cry* Oh, hoo hoo hoo. Did you lose your Ana? Now you pay the price for two! *fight the devil sister*
*Devil Sister #1: I'll tear you a new horn!
*Drew: Not if you give me another sickle and glaive, Ann! *cut Ann in half and blow off the fire dust of the devil sisters* Good riddance to those failures who failed to live up to our master, unlike with Mack. He's just a poor nobody.
*Satan: Very great Drew. I'm very impressive.
*Drew: If you can thank me, you can do the honors of serving me as your grim reaper.
*Satan: Thank you, but thank you. You got potential to rule the Underworld and get promoted as leader when I retire.
*Drew: You know what I'm thinking when I get to kill someone who is in the mist of facing death.
*Satan: You know, there are two people I know that I hate and met them long time ago. I want you to go find the freelance police cops and kill them for their misery and crimes!
*Drew: Who is this Sam and Max anyways? Cause I never met a person named Sam or Max before in my life.
*Satan: Sam and Max are two animal police officers I met long time ago. I hate them as much they grind my gears. They mislead me, they scam me, they tricked me and they fooled me like I'm no joke!
*Drew: I know who's talking. Look like I got another person to kill on my kill list.
*Satan: *show a magic glass of a illusion of where Sam and Max's gang are headed* It seems that Sam and Max are headed to the fishing dock and they got some friends to invite with. Sound like a lot of murdering to do there, reaper.
*Drew: I will do the job for you by slashing Sam and Max and their dumb friends.
*Satan: Good. Now go out there in the real world and take down Sam and Max! I want them out of my sight, now!
*Drew: *hit his sickles* Good call. I'll try my best to take these weaklings now. These fresh meats are being served on the grinder today, with hamburgers and ribs to serve with the side of bread and potatoes! *warp out of Hell*
*Satan: Good. With no more people coming on my lair, I can now sit back and relax. *exhale* Ah.
(As Drew plans to execute Pat, Stan, Sam and Max, back with the freelance police as they are still driving on their way to the fishing dock)
*Pat: How long is the fishing dock?
*Sam: We are almost in about a mile away or two. Also, it's a fishing site where you can catch some fish.
*Stan: Finally. Some good news to tell before we freak out over this cold temperature in the car.
*Max: I like the temperature in the car. We have no problem with it ever since we owned this baby when getting the job.
*Pat: Boy, I am about to catch the biggest fish in the universe!
*Sam: You expect to catch any big fish like a shark or a whale, do you?
*Stan: What about a dolphin? Do they count as fish?
*Max: All sea creatures are mammals. Humans, whales, sea horses, otters, everything.
*Pat: It's like we mammals are going under the world like swimming with fishes and dancing with mermaids!
*Stan: You think life is like under the sea with the little mermaids and singing crabs, huh?
*Pat: Not really. Everyone have their own imagination on what is put inside of their brains.
*Sam: Well. Look like we are arriving at the fishing site, which means we are about to head over to a dock with a lot of ships.
*Max: Alright. We are here. It's time to go and check what's with the fishing dock lately.
*Pat: Great. Anyone got fishing nets and rods?
*Stan: Oh man. We didn't even bring in our own bags!
*Sam: No worries. We got the stuff to fish.
*Max: With seaweed!
*Pat: Yes!
*Stan: I told you, this is going to be like a April Fools holiday.
*Sam: No fulling around on a tradition holiday.
*Max: This is more like a relaxing holiday, over a April Fools joke. *laugh*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max arrive at the fishing dock as they are stopped by a gate to get through as the whole place is shown with empty ships and a large pirate ship in the docking zone)
*Stan: Dang. It's like there's no one there on the fishing dock.
*Pat: It seems empty as a park, except on weekends.
*Max: The community pool is crowded on Sundays as always like beaches.
*Sam: You know when popular places become the most popular areas in the world like stadiums and theaters.
*Pat: First place on the mission to fish.
*Stan: All we needed to do is pass by that gate by seeing a security guard.
*Sam: I'm on my way, folks. *see a security guard at the gate* Oh, hi there. We just needed to get through the place. This is a real emergency.
*Pig Security: *see Pat's gang in the car* A real emergency? This place is no place for strangers like you. Where are you heading?
*Pat: To the fishing dock.
*Stan: Why call us strangers? We're visitors, like guests.
*Pig Security: The place is not free for anyone. Also, it's a public place and not a private zone like neighbor communities! IDs, please.
*Sam: *he and Max show his ID and explain where they going* As freelance cops, we're bringing some guests over to investigate on the course.
*Max: Sound like a cool crime they're throwing off. *giggle*
*Pig Security: *annoyed* Ugh. Fine. Get in. I am running late for my lunch break. But no funny stuff and goofing around, please. *press the button to open the gate for the guests* Enjoy. No problems to look around.
*Sam: Thanks for letting us in. Time to fish on the docks.
*Max: Let's roll in. *drive to the dock through the gate*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max arrive at the fishing dock at last by parking the DeSoto car and get off the car to explore the fishing dock by investigating the area and searching for a spot to fish)
*Sam: Ah. What a fresh breath of salmon here. I may look hungry to eat a catfish for lunch.
*Max: I smell something fishy in here. Do you Patrick?
*Pat: Smell like an octopus, does it?
*Stan: Blah. The ink. It look like a squid must have squirt on his way to the ships.
*Pat: Wait, there's ships?
*Sam: I don't know who docked these ships in a line like no one bought them to set sail for parties for a day.
*Max: What if we walk through them?
*Pat: I don't think we could trespass cause, trespassing is against the law and can violate against the rules of the authorities.
*Max: What if we like sneak into a ship?
*Stan: No way, are you crazy? You're gonna take us to Jail again since you're cops!
*Sam: Sir, you work with us. We're suppose to investigate what's on the scene like studying the operation to get the mission done for finding clues on the floor.
*Pat: If you guys are cops, does that make us detectives?
*Sam: Beats me, if you say so.
*Max: Let's take a look at the ship before we get caught.
*Stan: We don't own these ships, but okay. We'll take a look carefully without getting caught.
*Pat: I hope no security guard catch us while looking into somebody's ship.
*Max: Uh huh. But what about fishing?
*Sam: We'll fish on that big pirate ship over there.
*Pat: Ooh. It smell like pirate sanity in here.
*Stan: No fish hooks for anchors. Or else, we'll be stuffed crusted with red lobsters on the side.
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max walk through a pirate ship by looking around the deck and loot with nobody on board as they saw dead fishes and weapons on the floor, investigating what is on the scene)
*Pat: Oh brother. So it is like a pirate ship.
*Stan: For the mold of Davy Jones' locker, this place really smells icky in here.
*Sam: Did someone pee'd in here? I hope not.
*Max: The smell look familiar of one of our old enemies we face a long time ago. *glare* Strangers...
*Pat: Squid ink, barrels full of shrimp, dead krills, seahorse heads. Oh gosh. What a ship of horror!
*Stan: Relax Pat. It's not like we walk through a haunted ship or something. And I thought nightmares where monsters come out of the closet are even worse.
*Sam: This could be our fishing spot to fish as long the ship doesn't move and pace around to dock like a pattern.
*Max: No ship can dock around, but a seesaw. *open the door as a Aquabear scare him* Ah! What is going on with this ship?! *see Aquabears and bear mates surrounding the area* Aah! There's bears everywhere on this ship!
*Cap'n Aquabear: *show up* Yar yar yar! Who is trying to trespass our ship?!
*Sam: Holy tap-dancing tardigrades! It's Cap'n Aquabear!
*Aquabear Bouncer: Who let these animals sneak through our ship?
*Bo'Sun Kevin: I don't know anyone, but the brown dog and rabbit.
*DJ Aquabear: Dude, not cool. Can't put up a show without these strangers leaving.
*Pat: I got a bad feeling about this.
*Stan: Drat. We got caught in a scene. We were suppose to be fishing! Oh, what have I done?
*Max: Aquabears. We meet again.
*Cap'n Aquabear: What do you mates, want?
*Sam: Hey Cap'n Aquabear. Nice new ship, coming out of the Nanoverse. What happen with that theme park of yours, eh?
*Cap'n Aquabear: You do not remember what happen the last time you beat us in our own place?!
*Sam: How do I expect from facing you again when you don't remember anything from last time?
*Cap'n Aquabear: You ruined our career and reputation! What's wrong with you?!
*Max: Guy's don't know what he's talking about.
*Pat: His reception must have crushed through the charts like a box-office bomb.
*Stan: They tanked like flops. We all know why.
*Cap'n Aquabear: You don't remember the last time you beat me? I'll recap everything right now! *recap on his life on the events of why he was defeated by Sam and Max before abandoning the theme park and forming the ship on his own* A while back, Duncan B. Dills hire us to call us the biggest star attractions of a theme park like Cap'n Aquabear's Funtime Park. It was the training academy of the remains of the Freelance Police area. There were challenges to face and you beat us through the sudden death and destroy our reputation which lead to the shutdown of the amusement park! You disown the place and had Duncan B. Dills fire us after the failing of the challenge to plan to rule the Earth. We head across the beach where we encounter some bears and alliance together to build a ship on our own to continue our sanity and start a conquest to rule the seven seas. This is the part where we docked our ship into the fishing dock and somehow sneaked into our way to set up a rematch for our anchors!
*Sam: Very well. Remember the moment when I beat all of your challenges and stop your plan from taking over the world? Look like you won't be sorry for yourselves.
*Cap'n Aquabear: I got a whole new crew of bears on my ship! Real bears, like Aquabears!
*Bear #1: I like to be called a mate!
*Bear #2: Fresh meat for the barrel.
*Bear #3: All in for some honey.
*Pat: Wise guys, eh? Look like these honey bears are up for a beating.
*Stan: Bring it on, pirate bears.
*Cap'n Aquabear: Alright lumberjacks! Ladies and gentlemen, we got a pirate battle to face and these guys won't get away with their scurvy!
*Aquabear Bouncer: You're being flushed away!
*Bo'Sun Kevin: Please let the plan and battle succeed.
*DJ Aquabear: This battle is about to rock!
*Sam: Okay tardigrades. Hold your claws and pay the price!
*Max: It's a pirate bear, battle!
*Cap'n Aquabear: Arrrrgh! Shiver me timbers. Attack! *he and his crew fight against Pat, Stan, Sam and Max*
*Pat: For the seven seas! *fight the Aquabears and beat up the bears* Ha ha. Take that. *get scared by a bear* Aah!
*Stan: *jump over the barrels and knock the bears out through swinging on a rope and jumping on the wood deck to slide by knocking out the Aquabears* These Aquabears are even crazier than I thought.
*Sam: *hold a gun to shoot at the Aquabears* Eat my bullets!
*Aquabear Bouncer: Never. *try to slice Sam*
*Sam: Uh uh uh. You missed me.
*Aquabear Bouncer: Doggy! *beat up Sam*
*Sam: Hey, come on. I'm just playing nice. *jump and kick the Aquabear Bouncer through the barrels* And now, I'm not nice.
*Max: *jump and dodge every bear hit* They look like they're angry for honey!
*Bear #1: I got the rabbit! *try to catch Max* I don't got the rabbit.
*Bear #2: *growls* Make them suffer!
*Bear #3: *roar through the net* These guys will eat my dust*
*Max: *get surrounded by bears* Uh, guys. I'm being surrounded by bears.
*Sam: *fight a bear* I'm busy! I can't help you with anything!
*Max: Come on. I'm about to be rabbit stew for dinner!
*Pat: *jump on a barrel to avoid getting bitten by bears* I can't do two at the same time.
*Max: Seriously?!
*Stan: *hold a sword to fight the bears* Just do your own thing! We're too busy fighting!
*Max: Alright! I'll do my own bait myself. *dress up as a mermaid with red hair* Hello men and boys. How do you like my seashells with scales on the bra?
*Bear #1: *he and the bears pop their pops out* A lady rabbit!
*Bear #2: I am so in love.
*Bear #3: Let's tear her like string cheese! *he and everyone open their teeth*
*Max: Oh poom. *jump and dodge every bear attack* Aah! I told you, this is baiting like a hula drag!
*Cap'n Aquabear: Quit pandering around and kill the rabbit in the dress!
*Stan: *fight Cap'n Aquabear* You got a problem with dresses?
*Cap'n Aquabear: No. The only problem that is indulging on my ship is you! *beat up Stan*
*Max: *jump on the barrel to dodge the bear attacks* Oom. Oops. Nom. And pom! *jump on a cannon with the bears growling* Trust me guys, no one is gonna get hurt while launching. Now shoot.
*Bear #1: *launch and cut the rope with fire to light up the cannonball* Have it your way, lady.
*Max: *launch out of the cannon as his dress is removed and swing on a rope* Wee! I'm swinging! *jump and bump on the bears to confront Bo'Sun Kevin* You look smarter than the average Aquabear. Whatcha doin?
*Bo'Sun Kevin: Don't eat me. I don't taste no good.
*Max: Mind if I lend you a claw or five?
*Bo'Sun Kevin: Please don't. I'm afraid to disappoint my boss over a fight.
*Max: Sounds like you need a hobby. Or a hug. or maybe a handinger.
*Bo'Sun Kevin: All I need is silence!
*Max: I got your silence right here! *blow a horn*
*Bo'Sun Kevin: AH! The noise! Make it stop! *crash on a barrel*
*Max: And that how you do a trick right.
*Stan: *confront a bear* Come on bear. You want a piece of me? Take a slap. *slap a bear and do it many times until he stops* He he. *see a bear growl at him* Uh... he he. Hi? *run away from a bear* Somebody kill this predator chasing me! *scream*
*DJ Aquabear: *jump on the deck* Yo! We need some music! Play some music!
*Cap'n Aquabear: Um, you're the DJ here. Play a song you coward!
*DJ Aquabear: *get on the soundboard* Alright bears of a fur. I got a iconic theme song to play that was previously played at a park. Here we go! *play a song on the soundboard* Aquabears, let's go!
*Sam: Oh no. Not a song during a fight.
*Max: I can't stand this music!
*Pat: You call this fitting?
*Stan: Worse song choice for a battle scene.
*DJ Aquabear: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Remix of "Meet the Aquabears" coming up! *remix the song*
*Aquabears: *fight the heroes as they perform*
We live everywhere, and we cannot die
You can't observe us with a naked eye
We're attached to your hair and in your underwear,
So, let's meet the aqua bears *one of them hold swords to fight Sam as Sam knock them out*
Meet the aqua bears today!
Meet the aqua bears hurray!
Meet the aqua bears ok!
Meet the aqua bears! *Max shoot cannonballs at them*
If you try to freeze us, we'll just take a nap
If you burn us up, we'll just laugh and laugh
We're so small you can't see, we live eternally
Let's go meet the aqua bears *Pat throw some ice and fire at them as well tripping on the barrels*
Meet the aqua bears
Meet the aqua bears
Meet the aqua bears
Meet... the aqua bears *Stan use a water bucket to pour water to make them slip*
Meet the aqua bears today!
Meet the aqua bears hurray!
Meet the aqua bears ok!
Meet... the aqua bears *make the bears roar to charge at the heroes*
*DJ Aquabear: That is "Meet the Aquabears" for you, y'all! Best song of the decade!
TO BE CONTINUED
Next: Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools (Chapter 2)
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