Sora Fantasy VII Transcript 2018-07-21

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StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-07-21
Disc 9
Sora, Vee, Charles, and Fluffy continue their adventure right in front of the cowboy, Or-Gee-Willikers. The cowboy tells them to move over to a larger location to start their duel. Vee mentions how scary he is as well as Ram Ranch, the starting area of the cowboy class. Willikers tells them how he is just a western fan and is instead a “Tech Summoner,” which is a recent class that came out. No one in their party knows what a tech summoner is exactly, but they continue on and fight regardless.
They head into battle as Lost comes back just in time, saying that he was lost for a bit. Charles attacks the enemy first with whirlwind smack, smashing his cane into Williker’s head. Willikers barely flinches, with the attack doing little to no damage to him. Willikers taunts the heroes by leaving his arms wide open for them to attack, not defending at all. Sora was able to do a little bit of damage with his attack called “Belt Buckle Slash!” Vee misses his electric shot, saying that his doge rate is high, and Fluffy doesn’t do any damage at all with his Chidori. When Lost shot him with all of his white stuff, Willikers gained health instead, confusing everyone. Once Willikers attacks, he whips out a massive minigun and shoots a bright red laser on the party, taking everyone out except for Sora in one fell swoop. Just when it seems that they could do nothing to win, Doodle comes in to stop the battle.
Doodle asks Willikers why he’s picking on them and if he had somewhere to go to. Willikers says that he did need to go to a tournament and leaves, saying goodbye to them. Charles points out that he didn’t even care about killing them and instead all he cares about is having fun with 18 other cowboys in the Ram Ranch tournament, causing some laughter.
Doodle then explains to the party that he is the rank 1 pvper, catching the party by surprise. She tells them that high level players like her just walk around if there’s no tournament. Doodle then tells our heroes about how the creator of the game that they are currently playing is also the creator of the 6 past games, with Doodle being rank one in them. This explains how it says “VII” on the title of the game, creating a moment of realization to the party. She also says that there is some trouble in the 6 different games. Vee spots Zentreya off behind a pillar, hiding from the fight so that she can preserve her rank from the fight. Vee yells at her to come over, so she comes back and rejoins the party.
Doodle explains to the party what their ranks are for pvp fights, with Charles at a 900, 1030 for Vee, a surprising 500 for Fluffy, another 1000 for Lost, and a 3000 for Sora, making him the lowest for his team. Doodle tells the party about the bugs that are around, calling them “Spiders” for the ones that mess with the character data. Charles creeps out everyone by going on a tangent about certain bugs that crawl up inside your ear at night, laying eggs. She tells the party how the bugs are popping up in the games of some of her developer friends and how she wants the help of our heroes. Vee becomes a bit reluctant about fixing the bugs in other games, saying that it’s a lot of work and that they may not be qualified. Charles points out how it seems that their power exceeds their level. Doodle says that the reason why they’re all strong for their levels is because it has something to do with their party specifically. They all ended up agreeing to do the job for her.
Charles now mentions how he has yet to have seen Rick. Doodle says that while she was trying to bring Lost Pause back, she ended up switching her with Rick. They point out how Rick is now lost, but Lost is not lost anymore. Lost wonders if he can be the healer since Rick is now gone, trying to heal the party with his white stuff. Before he could, Sora and Fluffy both back off and decline his offer by saying “Oh hell no.” He manages to spray Vee and Charles all over, with Doodle, Sora, and Fluffy spectating from afar. Lost wonders why they didn’t want to get sprayed, receiving the answer that he shouldn’t waste his mana. Doodle now opens a portal to a “Dev Hub,” allowing them to enter an area where they can traverse through the games and transfer data.
They arrive next to a cliff on a massive, open plateau, overlooking a valley. The sky is tinted with green as the grass coats the ground they walk on. Sora turns up his sound fox upon hearing Charles sing it, hearing the pleasant sounds of the hub that you would expect to hear from an old rpg world. Doodle gives them the ability to respawn, as well as the ability for them to teleport. She tells them to not abuse it and made it so that they can only teleport if Rick is not around since she doesn’t trust them too well. She gives them the coordinates to the first location, and the party jumps off of the cliff, heading straight into the valley.
They traverse through the valley, finding vehicle tracks along the way. Vee tells the team that if they ever split up in the worlds that they are going to, they can meet up in the middle of the location that they’re heading too. After he says this, Vee opens a portal to the first game.
Sora and Fluffy are transported to the middle of a warzone, with two bases that are on opposite sides of the field and mountains acting as walls to block the area off from the outside world. Sora runs up to the closest base to him, finding his team, except for Vee, on top of it. Sora come across some snipers, with Doodle ordering him to not touch the snipers since he’ll break it. She threatens Sora that if he makes her do anything that involves messing with the data, she would be pissed and will not hesitate to kill anyone. Afterwards, Doodle says that she’s just joking since she needs them.
The party spots Vee from the distance as he runs across the warzone to meet up with them. Vee runs up to them, yelling for them to help him since there are a bunch of scary guys arguing in the middle of the map. The party follows Vee, who leads them to a bunch of spartans yelling at each other. Red and Blue spartans are arguing across from a dirt road about how the red team doesn’t like anime and that blue team does.
They interrupt the fight at first to try to understand what is exactly going on. Sora immediately yells and takes his sword out upon hearing that the red team hates anime. Vee tells Sora to kill anybody so that they won’t break the game and to try to solve the problem instead. While Vee tries to come up with a plan to deal with them, the two teams continue to argue with the crew in the middle, observing it all unfold. Vee finally breaks the fight by yelling “Shut up!” and asking them to go back to their bases.
Vee asks if this is a glitch to Doodle, and she says that they are suppose to be killing each other but are instead fighting over anime. Vee asks Sora if they can split up, with Sora going to red at first so that they can make the teams agree with each other. Sora and Charles both question why if they have to agree if they just need to kill each other. Vee states that they won’t even listen to them if they are fighting. Doodle interrupts, telling the party to try to find something that they can both hate. Vee splits up the party in two groups, with him and Zentreya heading off to the blue side, making references to Scooby Doo in the progress such as “Scoob, you and Shaggy go that way. Me and Daphne will make out- I mean what?” Vee now leaves with Zentreya so that they could calm down the anime loving blue side.
Sora and the rest walk towards into the red team’s base, finding them doing pushups and working out on top of their base. Sora asks if this is a push up competition. The red team asks if Sora has the muscle to do any pushups. Sora insteads does squats with the red team at a rapid pace, saying that “the girls like a tight- wait” stopping the sentence. Sora now asks what’s up, with the red team replying how they hate the blue team for loving anime and that they watch manlier shows instead such as Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead. Sora tries to find common ground among the shows that the two teams like, asking if they would watch an anime like The Walking Dead.
The red team instantly rejects the idea, and they head into a discussion about good cartoons that they watched when they were kids, listing out “King of the Hill, Dora the Explora, and Courage the Cowardly Dog.” As they start talking about cartoons, Doodle and Charles have their own side argument about whether or not King of the Hill is an anime, confusing some of the party members. Sora mentions how Dragon Ball Z is a cartoon, trying to sway the red team, but to no avail. Charles tries to say how Pokemon is the same, being both a cartoon and anime. They confuse the red team in the process, forcing them to work out and do jumping jacks in order to work it out.
Sora tries to find common ground with them about working out, screaming “Working out, blood, guts, women! Yeah beer! Woo!” One of the red members mentions how one of the blue soldiers try to make him watch a propaganda film about anime. He mentions how Sargeant KKona told him that it was propaganda, and Sora starts to question him now about where he lives. They tell Sora how they are all from the south except for one who lives in the middle of the US. Vee comes back and tells the red team that his favorite show “Cory in the House” is an anime and that they’ll love it! The red team thinks of how fishy Vee is being, threatening him that he’ll get smashed if he does do anything fishy. Vee asks if Sora can convince the blue side since he couldn’t.
They head towards to the blue side, with Doodle arguing how Charles shouldn’t be watching anime since he’s old. Charles reveals that he isn’t old and is actually 26 instead. Fluffy exposes Charles by mentioning that he said he trained for 50 years before. Charles replies “That’s not important. It was all an illusion.”
They continue to argue with Sora taking Charles’ side as they arrive to the blue side, who are bashing on how the red team don’t watch anime, saying how disgusting it is. The heroes interrupt the blue team, yelling “Attention weeaboos” and “Welcome!” The blue team question why Sora is saying welcome if he’s the visitor. Sora brushes it off to the side and cuts them off, asking if they just watch anime. One soldier replies how “Anime is life, anime makes me happy... in the pants. “it’s beautiful.” Sora asks if Spongebob is acceptable for them, and the blue soldier says that Spongebob is not anime so you can’t have him as your waifu. He mentions how Sandy can’t be a waifu, since she’s a squirrel. Sora asks the soldier questions about Spongebob, exposing him for knowing something about Spongebob, a cartoon that isn’t anime.
Sora gets his team members to rebel against him for knowing about Spongebob. He tries to defend himself, saying that he knows about Spongebob because of the ads that are on the internet. His team starts to argue how ads are directed to him because of his cookies, and they threaten that they will check his history, with Sora adding fuel to the fire instead of diffusing the situation. Charles states how it isn’t a good idea to check an anime fan’s history. Sora breaks into laughter as Vee comes back to the blue side.
One soldier again exposes his friend, saying that he saw that on his friend’s history, he watched the first four seasons of spongebob. Sora asks how many seasons there are since it’s an important piece of trivia, with the soldier that watched spongebob saying that there are 5. The blue soldier is forced down to the ground as his friend yells “Get on the ground right now. You watch Spongebob. You cannot call yourself a true anime fan.” Vee drags Sora from the argument, asking why he’s making it worse.
Sora then explains to Vee “I’m finding the root of the problem ok. Trust me. So essentially to find common ground, they need to find a thing that they both like right? Now in order to do that, I need to figure out who they are and why they are so scared to, like, actually come to a compromise. Well it turns out that they are actually hiding that they are actually do enjoy certain shows but they won’t admit it. So that’s why I was slowly ratting people out by asking very probent questions to figure things out. He then yells at Vee about how it takes a while to figure everything out, and Charles states that Sora’s speech level is only level 10.
They come back to hear them discussing about Fluffy and how one soldier will add him to his browsing history. Fluffy backs off, yelling no to them as Charles tries to calm him down. Sora interjects and question them on what anime they like to watch. They reply with Highschool DxD and Boku no Pico, causing them to start to argue which one is better.
The sergeant steps in and stutters “If those people over there didn’t drop the bombs on Japan, we will not have anime today.” This confuses the party, causing them to asks where they are from. Vee finds out that the armor that the sergeant wears is from Japan, meaning that he is actually japanese and can’t be a true weeaboo! The sergeant runs away from everyone, including his soldiers. They then ask all of the soldiers where they live, all of them living in the United States.
Sora tries to make them like the people they live next to by asking if the people that they are around with are friendly. One bluntly says “no” and another does say yes since he lives in the only city in his state and that they’re all weeaboos. The one who said no tells everyone how one time while he was at 7 Eleven, someone saw his anime t-shirt and had tripped him.
Sora laughs as the soldier says “I don’t wanna die, I just wanna watch more anime.” The blue soldier then goes on what he likes with Sora mentioning that he likes spongebob once more, finally being able to convince the soldier that it’s fine to like Spongebob. The rest of the blue team all state that they like Spongebob as well.
Sora asks how they can wear the armor if they don’t workout. He bluntly states how he’s made out of 99.8% body fat and puts on peanut butter to slip into it, breaking Sora once more. Charles makes some leeway, saying how they both can find common ground with cartoons. Blue team comes up with the idea that if they convince the red team to watch Boku no Pico, it may work.
They now run back to the middle with the blue team. As they are walking, they are interrupted by the red team who are shooting at them. Sora gets shot and is stuck in a black screen for a few seconds, wondering “Is this heaven?” It happens once more and Sora comes back to the warzone, picking up a sniper rifle from the ground.
Sora, filled with vengeance, confronts the red team, yelling “Mother F*ckers!” before getting shot once more. Everyone is in disarray and are yelling in the background, but it is clear that Sora isn’t paying attention and has his mind focused on one thing only, vengeance. Sora goes on a genocidal killing spree on the red team, killing and dying at the same time. Vee tries to stop Sora, who continues to shoot the red team’s base while laughing. Charles tells Sora that it breaks the game, but Sora doesn’t back down and continues to shoot them. A blue soldier runs into his base, saying that he just wants to watch anime and doesn’t want to get shot. Vee tells Sora that he is killing himself when he shoots, but Sora tells him that “Those Mother F*ckers deserve to die.” Vee and Sora break into laughter for a short while.
Surprisingly, the game was fixed since both teams started to kill each other. Sora and Vee start to go back to the middle, with Doodle telling him that he almost broke the game. Sora simply replies “Gang gang.” Doodle was barely able to fix it by changing the game files so that they would start to fight again. With the game now fixed, Vee opens a portal to the Dev hub.
They arrive back into the calmness of the hub, with Fluffy being a bit scared since one of the blue team soldiers told him that he was going to add Fluffy into his search history. Sora becomes bugged and is forced to put in new batteries in his controllers. Once he was done, Doodle arrives, groaning how they made it worse and that she changed the code to fix it all.
The party all say how it only matters if they think they did something and tried in the very least. Vee interrupts, saying how he got a message from the red team saying how they all watched Boku no Pico and are all gay. Vee and Charles cheer for the fact that love wins.
Charles wonder where Lost is, with Doodle telling them that when the game messed up, she had to send him somewhere, becoming lost once more. Zentreya also doesn’t seem to be around. Charles goes off about how Zentreya might’ve went on a killing spree in the game and will become the top pvper there. As they finish talking, Doodle gives Vee the coordinates to the next location. They conveniently are right next to where they need to teleport to next, “The Beast’s Castle.”
Vee opens a portal and they arrive inside of the castle, with Sora, Donald, and Goofy from the Kingdom Hearts series waving to them from the middle of the room. There’s a red carpet with golden edges leading to a large door with stairs branching off to the sides. Pillars outline the carpet with golden candlesticks hanging from them.
Sora takes out his sword since he believes that the people waving to him are shady looking. Charles has yet to load in, with Sora telling Doodle how he always takes a while. Doodle leans in towards Sora’s face and confronts him, telling him that she knows what he said and who he is. She stares deeply into his eyes while saying this, confusing him for a moment. She backs off as Charles then quickly arrives, blasting smoke and fireballs everywhere as he comes in. Charles states that magicians have to appear dramatically in order to defend himself from everyone who is yelling at him.
Now with Charles arriving, the party gains focus with Doodle saying that she will find the two lost party members, and the rest shall deal with the Sora from King Hearts. Sora yells at the KH Sora about how ugly his haircut is. The KH Sora wonders what’s wrong with his haircut but stops to ask the heroes what they are doing here. Sora interrupts KH Sora, asking him how many fingers he is holding up due to how derpy his eyes are. KH Sora incorrectly answered three instead of 2. Sora then pays more attention to his eyes, seeing the lazy eye that KH Sora has. The lazy eye makes everyone wheeze for a long while, as the KH Sora still wonders what’s wrong.
Sora then asks the KH Sora for his name, to which he replies “Oras.” He then asks who Goofy is and questions directly to his face. Goofy remains silent as he simply nods and stares at the party. Oras states that his companions don’t talk and just follow him around, saying that they are kinda useless. Sora asks who Donald is, getting the reply from Oras that “This one’s a DUCK. What do you think he could do?” Everyone continues to laugh and wheeze for an extended period of time as they try to calm down. Sora tries to calm down but instead continues to break as he tries to get Oras to look at him despite his lazy eye. As they continue to laugh, Oras tells them how they are having a lot of problems at the castle, all the while he’s staring at the party from an angle.
They finally gain focus as Oras tells them about how “The last time I saw the king, he was back there fighting this big black c- monster.” Oras then shows them the way to the king. As Oras runs off, Sora mentions he hope that he doesn’t run right into a wall. Right after this, Oras somehow turns a whole 90 degrees and rams into one of the pillars on the statue, creating yet another moment of laughter behind the door.
Oras finally brings them to the king, who is Mickey, and Vee runs off to the bathroom. The king is in a giant ballroom and is in the middle of a fight with a floating, black monster in the shape of a ball with chains all around its body. Everyone, including Oras discuss how king Mickey was the person who filled their PP up. Oras contradicts himself by saying that the king doesn’t fill his PP up because He’s in love with Kairi.
Oras then explains to Sora that he is looking for Kairi, who was taken by some monsters. Sora yells at the king, trying to get his attention from the loud music near him. Mickey comforts the party, telling them that he chained the monster up, that is revealed to be called a “Shadow Stalker.” Mickey starts to talk to Oras now, saying that he still has a problem that needs to be dealt with.
Charles asks if Mickey really is the king of the castle as the monster suddenly teleports in front of Sora, scaring him. Mickey reassures him that he’s chained and that their PP’s are safe. Oras asks if Mickey has seen Kairi. Mickey tells them that they need to find her here since she was kidnapped by a shadow and hopes that they have enough PP to find her, stating that Oras’ PP goes up whenever she is mentioned.
Charles whisper to Sora, saying that they might’ve found the bug in this game while pointing to Oras, who is right in front of them. Oras wonders where they are since he can’t see and they are behind him. Mickey says that he’ll be fine binding the monster by himself and orders everyone to find Kairi. Mickey cautions the party that if they have to hold Oras’ hand, they should hold his left hand instead of his right. They don’t want to know what he does with his right hand.
Vee questions Oras as to how he was able to meet Donald and Goofy as well as how he got here without dying. Oras explains that his friends somehow accidentally saved him and how Goofy bit a monster, causing it to run away as Donald just quacked. Meanwhile Sora continues to check on both Donald and Goofy who are just watching them in the background, doing nothing. Oras finally joins the party in order to save Kairi. He brings out his keyblade and shows off some of his swipes, attacking anywhere but in front of him.
Everyone, except for Mickey, leaves the ballroom and walk upstairs to try to find the princess. They enter a brighter hallway than before with more red carpet and huge armor stands of knights dotting the edges. The white walls are elegantly detailed with gold, rising up high above everything. Charles takes a minute to try to fix his cane that is rattling his old bones. Oras agrees as he feels his cane, but instead of feeling his cane, Oras feels the spear of one of the knights instead. Sora asks if anyone has any glasses for Oras, but doesn’t find any.
After a bit more laughter, they travel through the hallways, finding more knights guarding some stairs. Sora finds a door, but Vee says that the door makes too much sense and he looks for a switch on the wall. Vee then states how he found the same door, but it him who found it instead of Sora. Oras tries to knock on the door, knocking on the walls instead.
They enter the door to find themselves blocked in a dark room with shadowy monsters protecting another door with skeletons at the bottom. Oras mentions how those monsters look like the ones that took Kairi. Sora and Oras both head into a battle with the monsters, starting their second proper battle of the adventure.
Sora cuts the skeleton on the right. Oras heads to attack the skeleton on the right as well, but misses completely. Despite this, he was able to kill the enemy without even touching it. The monsters on the door attack Sora while Oras is attacking, scaring him for a bit. The other remaining enemy attacks Oras, but luckily Oras is ok. Vee comes up with the idea that if the enemy punches Oras in the face, he could fix his eye problem. Oras doesn’t know what Vee is talking about and asks about what eye problem there is. Sora slashes the enemy once more as Oras completely misses once more, somehow taking the enemy down and winning the battle in the process.
The party comes to the conclusion that the game takes pity on Oras, congratulating him as well. Sora asks Oras to take out his key, and Oras clumsily walks up to the door and unlocks it. They head in to find a young girl dressed in black and red in a room filled with only a few pieces of wooden furniture and hay in the corner.
Oras finds out that the girl isn’t Kairi and is instead someone else. The girl tells them that she is called Ruby and warns everyone to not touch anything or else they’ll get stuck forever just like the rest of her friends that were captured by Santa. Vee starts to sing what he calls “The Santa Song” but is actually singing Old McDonald instead. Every joins in, singing the song in a scuffed manner.
Oras was the first one to break the song up, yelling that Ruby isn’t Kairi and is done here. Ruby says that she was just captured by Santa, who might know where Kairi is. Oras stares blankly towards Ruby before saying that he’s leaving. Charles states how Oras seems more out of place than Ruby as the rest regains focus.
Ruby says that she knows where Santa is if they want to find the person that they are looking for. Vee states that they could fix the bugs in this game by meeting up with Santa. Charles interrupts, by saying “That’s quite a christmas gift. You can say he’s gifted” while referring to Oras. Vee orders Charles to leave and says how f*cked up that is.
Vee then comforts Ruby and says he knows her name because it says it on her undergarments. Sora wonders if that really is the case and looks under there, not knowing that she is only 16. Luckily, Vee stops him before he could look and asks for Ruby to lead them. Ruby agrees and leaves while Sora Yells at Vee how he just found out about how Ruby is too young.
Ruby leads them to the bottom of the castle, with old stone walls and a stone floor. She creates a trail of red flower petals for them to follow, creating the only source of color there is down there. Ruby appears next to a wall, pointing them to a bright, secret button on the wall that’ll lead them to Santa. Charles points out how the button doesn’t look secretive at all, saying that it juts out.
Vee accuses Ruby of leading them into a trap, with Charles saying that they don’t associate with traps here. Ruby defends herself by saying that Santa killed all of her friends. Charles accidentally hits the button, causing him to enter the room as the rest are forced to as well.
They find themselves in yet another hallway that is much shorter than the previous ones. They walk to the blue door at the end of it and they enter a much spookier hallway, with a bluish tint to the walls and gargoyles with weapons near the walls. They head up some blue stairs and find much more dark gargoyles hanging from the walls. After they stare at the gargoyles, Ruby says that Santa might be behind the wooden door at the end of the hallway. Vee finally hears about Santa Claus and screams like a little schoolgirl, hoping for a toy from him. Vee immediately runs into the room without thinking while Sora says that he’ll give Santa a good shaving.
The room that Santa resides in has broken furniture thrown at the walls. Santa is overlooking the outside area from his window, having his back turned against the party. The party yells at Santa, asking for presents. Santa, who is actually just an old guy with a beard, turns around with a sword in his hand, thrusting our heroes into a battle with him.
Ruby rushes into the room, attacking Santa with a gigantic, mechanical scythe multiple times for the sake of her dead friends. Santa retaliates instantly, slashing her with his flaming sword before stabbing her with and electric bolt in his hands, killing her right in front of everyone. Charles hesitates for a bit but ends up hitting Santa with a fireball. Sora cuts Santa’s beard while yelling “F*ck you and your beard!” Vee and Fluffy both attack with their lightning moves, landing them both. Santa creates a bolt of thunder in his hand pretending to use it. But instead it quickly dissipates and he slashes Sora and Vee with his flaming sword, harming them both greatly. Santa then zaps the lightning from Fluffy. Charles tries some free form magic to heal his friends, chanting “Skiddely doo, skiddely dit, this magic spell should fix your sh*t!” shooting Sora with a fireball as a result. Vee powers up to shoot his lightning, yelling for a toy. Fluffy is forced to use his flamethrower attack, even though Santa is resilient to fire. Santa curbstomps Vee and attacks Sora once more on his body. Charles uses Whirlwind uppercut directly at his balls, Sora turns and slowly walks backwards to be behind Santa and stabs him directly in the butt.
With Santa’s butt now sore, he gets Santa to turn around, and he shoots his lightning attack right into it. Santa dazes Vee with his sword and impales Charles from the top, taking him out. He then takes out Fluffy from the battle, leaving only Sora and a dazed Vee left. Vee sacrifices the last bit of his health to power up Sora, leaving him from the battle. Sora finishes Santa by stabbing him right in his face, causing his sword to stop burning and collapse.
Sadly, they weren’t able to save Ruby, but Santa did drop a flower on a pedestal. Vee just throws the flower away saying that they don’t need any flowers. They wonder what happened to Doodle and Oras as Vee asks Sora if he’s tired. They head into a little argument as Vee uses respond, with everyone following suit.
They respawn back into the main hall and find a green girl, with green bats and a cat mask head into a door in the wall. They question if that’s Kairi and quickly followers her. They enter a cozy room with the cat girl directly in front of a fireplace. The girl meows at them in confusion. They come to the realization that this isn’t Kairi after questioning her about it.
They continue to question what she is exactly as she goes into a pose and music about being a “kitty cat cat that’s gonna dance dance dance” plays. The cat girl then starts to dance to the music, waving her paws in the air from side to side as the party watches in entertainment. The cat girl gets interrupted by Vee, causing her to say “Omae wa mo, shindeiru nya!” and they are thrust into a battle with her.
The floor around her becomes a dark green as she becomes enveloped with green lines of hexagons. Charles hits her with his signature Equality Smash! Sora runs up to her and tries to mimic her dance moves and the song before stabbing her in the stomach, which was super effective. Fluffy uses science on her for an extended period of time, causing her to nya really loud in protest. They find out that her weak spot is her vagoo as per usual. The cat girl attacks Sora and Vee with her green wolverine claws, nyaing loudly as she hits. Charles lands another one of his fireballs as Sora makes the cat girl look up before attacking with an upwards slash. The rest of the party attacks, doing major damage to the enemy.
The cat girl becomes pissed as she summons fire to cloak everything around them, hitting the entire team as well as taking Vee out. She teleports right in front of Sora and lands an unsuspecting blow on him. Charles uses Whirlwind Uppercut right in her vagoo, forcing her to bend over. Sora once again says sorry to a female enemy, making Vee become incredibly upset at him. While Sora and Vee argue, the cat girl claws Charles right in the face and attacks him once more right on the balls, taking him out of the battle.
She then attacks and defeats Fluffy, with Sora being the only one left. Vee then tells Sora to kiss her to try to win the battle. Sora is a bit hesitant at first due to his encounter with Ruby but manages to run up to her and kiss her. The catgirl squeaks and hides her face with one paw, giving Sora the turnaround before disappearing.
The party celebrates for Sora getting the turnaround instead of the actual victory. Vee tells Sora to keep his sound fox all the way off right when Doodle comes back. She congratulates them for fixing the bugs in this game. Vee opens the portal up while Charles accidentally discharges right in her face, making Sora give him a finger wag. Despite this, Doodle confronts Sora for kissing someone before quickly leaving into the portal. Sora tells Vee that he thinks that Doodle may have been jealous before quickly leaving himself.
Sora arrives back at the hub as Charles hums to the music once more. Vee asks about this next game, with Doodle responding that she was number 1 in this game when it was alive. Vee questions Doodle on this statement, making her reveal that she got kicked out of it. Vee turns and leads the party towards the next location.
They jump down a huge waterfall and swim in a river that cuts right through a forest. They jump through a field, with Sora stating that they should’ve given Oras glasses. Vee feels like they will meet up with Oras in the near future as they are interrupted by Doodle. She explains that a player is creating the spider for this next game and is using it. She also states that the next area will be a pvp area. With this information, they teleport into the next game
*Part 2*
StealthRG Stream Transcript 2018-07-21
Disc 9 Part 2
Sora and his friends arrive in the hallway of a nightclub in space. The nightclub is apparently called “Club Rouge” and is themed with bright blue lights all around the club. The center of the club holds a pole dancing stage for dancers with laser lights coming from the ceiling moving around it.
There stands 3 people in front of the stage, discussing what problems they currently have. Sora is filled with anger as he unsheathed his sword. Vee stops him, saying that the 3 people in front of them all look like a bunch of losers. They wonder what kind of game this is and continue to bash on the 3 people from the entrance. Sora tries to go up to them in order to kill the 3 guys but is interrupted by his team, who wants to see what’s going on at first. Fluffy seems to not have made it but they continue their journey regardless.
One of the guys is wearing a white robe and has golden hair that is the shape of the goldfish. He is trying to comfort another guy who wears a red kimono and long hair by saying that “You’re a beautiful singer. “Johnny Bag of Donuts has nothing on you.” in a derpy voice all the while the last person, who is mainly dressed in a black suit, screams like a child about wanting triple cheeseburgers.
The kimono man replies “For christ’s sake VII your hearts going to go black if you keep eating those donuts and those cheeseburgers. C’mon man.” VII continues to talk about his cheeseburger addiction as the kimono man gives up on it.
VII runs into a hallway as the last two talk about a girl that was with Johnny Bag of Donuts yesterday. The party tries to talk to them, but get hushed away instantly by the kimono man saying that he’s busy tonight since he’s setting up a date with his cat girlfriend. Regardless, he allows the party in and even gives them drinks for free.
Upon hearing this, Charles goes to get a drink immediately as the two strangers continue to converse. Vee stops Charles in case any of the drinks are poisoned as the goldfish man asks his boss if they can go talk in some sort of “Red Room.” The boss asks where VII is, groaning for the fact that he can’t keep track of him as Sora calls him a moron. As Vee says that they look like a bunch of losers, Sora tries to commit his first sudoku of today’s adventure. Charles tells him that he can’t play any puzzle games here as Doodle tells him to try to maintain the group here while she leaves.
With Doodle now gone, Fluffy finds his way here just in time. Sora warns Fluffy about being around a bunch of enemies here, and Vee states how he just thinks that they’re a bunch of gay guys. Sora says that only one of them really looked like a “Big Gade” while staring at Charles. Charles walks off for a bit when hearing this.
The team now head into a tight corridor, trying to find the red room that the strangers were talking about. They walk down some stairs and find a button that needs a password. Charles correctly inputs the password by typing in “R-P-B-T-W” and they enter the red room.
They walk in on the 3 strangers again with the goldfish man saying something that they won’t be the “Pudding Pacc” if VII just stuffs cheeseburgers in his mouth. The boss tells him that he is trying to run a club and doesn’t have time for his cheeseburger addiction. Vee asks Fluffy if he can sit this next battle out so that they can make it fair with a three versus three.
While they plan on who they should attack, the owner of the club notices that their red room has been invaded by our heroes and enter into a battle with them. Sora calls out the three guys, saying “Hey you! You smell like horrible cheeseburgers and need to do a backflip! You! Your hair is f*cked up! And you! Err, maybe one day in life, something good would happen.”
The boss replies “Hey, hey. I offered you a drink and you come into my bar, causing trouble? I don’t think so. Gettem boys!” as he snaps back, crosses his arms, and Persona 5 music plays for their battle.
VII yells “Now this is podracing!” as his friends start to dance their way into battle. Vee goes first and shoots his fireball directly at VII. Sora stares the boss directly into his eyes and calls him a b*tch before stabbing him in his gut. Charles hits the goldfish man right where white knights are weakest, his d*ck.
The goldfish, who is now revealed to be called SciFri, tells his boss “Alright boss, I’ll show you who’s your right hand.” before spitting in his hand and taking out his white sword. SciFri goes to attack Charles with his blade, but instead puts it away and softly slaps him while saying “Ehh” The boss does the same to Sora, but with both of his hands.
VII screams “I’m the big gay!” while trying to hit Vee on top of his head. They all do little to no damage as the party continues to attack the same ones as before. Sora cuts the boss’s tongue so that he cant talk any more sh*, taking him out.
The boss slowly starts to die, saying that it’ll take him an hour to bleed out. Both of his friends don’t want him to go out like this, pleading for his survival. As the boss states that there’s too many girls left untouched and too many songs left unsung, Sora questions if he really needs to watch this for an hour, calling himself Chad. Even though he could get medical attention right now, he says that he’s too busy bleeding out. SciFri mentions to VII how they can’t call the dying man’s lover because she’s too busy with Johnny Bag of Donuts. The party is being creeped out by them, calling them weirdos.
The boss starts to sing “I’m a creep, I’m a weirdoooo. What the hell am I doing hereee? I don’t belong here…” right before he dies right in front of his best friends.
They resume their battle after the slow death of the boss. Vee and VII both attack each other at the same time, with VII being the one to fall down. Sora and Charles both gang up on SciFri at the same time, relentlessly beating him down while telling him the harsh reality that lives in. SciFri, before dying, says “I’m a virgin at 23...”
They laugh at the dead bodies of the 3 guys who ran the club, saying that they had so much to live for. Once they took a breather, they converse about how the one on the right won’t get a word in edgewise with his boss and how the middle one seems like a single dad who’s too picky with girls and dumps them. Vee uses a teleporter as Sora takes a moment upon hearing this, laughing. Vee comes back to get the others and they all now enter the teleporter.
They enter some sort of meeting room that overlooks the roof of the club. Vee mentions how this club is scuffed and it gives him headaches. They jump down onto the top of the club, finding a DJ station and more areas that people could hang out in. They end up on a bridge that leads to a white girl with long hair and cat ears who is right in front of a humongous spaceship. The party immediately thinks that this is one of the catgirl princesses that they need to save.
Sora asks if she was dating that douchebag who sings creeps, to which the both of them reply with no. Charles continues, asking if she would date him, receiving another no to his question. The party thinks how she seems like a nice girl, but the boss music plays the instant they say that. She takes out her holy sword that shines a bright white aura and takes a battle stance, that almost looks like a dance according to Charles.
Charles tries to shoot a fireball, but she cuts it in half. Vee and Fluffy both attack successfully with their lightning attacks. Sora unlocks a move called “Magical Sword Dance” causing him to entrance his opponent by dancing before he attacks. The holy lady swipes the entire team with her sword twice. Charles uses his ultimate move that he uses against every woman “Equality Smash!” causing damage this time. Vee limit breaks Fluffy for him to envelop himself with the fiery aura. Fluffy breathes fire on to the enemy causing major damage as Sora starts to cough. Sora tries to fight, but is only able to tap her with his sword as his attack. Vee stops the battle, asking the lady if Sora could go get some water, and he leaves with her condolences.
Vee goes off on a tangent to the lady, saying “In the meantime you should’ve been there. There were these three guys, one, all he talked about was stupid McDonalds jokes that made no sense and was really cringey. Then you have some blonde hair guy, and he was a big dork, but he seemed kinda nice. And then you had some really, f*cken piece of sh*t tool who all he cared about was girls and not his friends. And everytime he was upset about something, he never talked to his friends! And they were like ‘well what else can we do if you never talk to us?’ But instead he talked to his little cat girlfriend! Which is ok! It’s all good now! Because the next season’s gonna be better! But I don’t know what I’m talking about because this is a video game, and I’m Vee! The black mage!”
As if right on cue, Sora comes back right after Vee made his rant on the people. They now get back on track and resume the battle, with Charles saying how this must be the final final final final final final final boss of this zone. Speaking of finals, the holy lady uses her final move where she slowly walks up to Sora, telling him that the cake is not for him, downright destroying his resolve in the battle.
Sora stares off into the abyss that is called space, viewing the shiny, neon city off into the distance, pondering his existence. Vee and the rest try to make sure that Sora doesn’t jump. Sora slowly turns to his friends, saying “I’m tired. The cake isn’t for me. I never get the cake.” Charles tries to reassure Sora, telling him that they can buy cake later, and Vee rushes to his victory music, saying that they won.
The holy cat lady says that she was just here to test them. They didn’t really pass but it was good enough and they still get the experience from the battle. Sora asks if he still gets the cake. She replies with “Find out on season 5!” before teleporting away.
Vee tells a laughing Sora that there’s still hope and highfives him. Doodle arrives right after the battle, telling them that the spider is now gone and that she doesn’t really know why they’re here. Sora mentions how SciFri was spouting nonsense about cycles, making Charles go off on a random song about riding bicycles. Doodle asks what they even fought here, with Sora replying that they called themselves the “Pudding Pacc.” Vee takes them back to the hub world and they are finally done with the weird game.
Apparently to Doodle, that wasn’t even the area that they needed to go to and that she wouldn’t even play that game. Charles, while still materializing, tells Doodle that sometimes people like to play games that they are sh*tty at so that they can say they are good at the game and complain about the game consistently as they carry the team. Sora tells Charles that if you make friends, then every game can be fun! Doodle continues to say that friends can stress you out and can screw you over in the long run.
Charles then replies “Cause you’re just goofing around! It’s a good time, it’s good for a laugh, it’s good for a goof, it’s good for a gaff!” Sora finally interrupts them, telling them that it’s time for the next world.
Doodle explains to them that the next location is a colosseum and that she used to be rank one for a while. They climb alongside a mountain to get on another plateau that contains the colosseum and Vee summons the portal to it.
The heroes find themselves in the middle of a town at night with small arabian buildings. A large spinning symbol floats in the middle of the town as palm trees circle around it. They meet a lady with blue hair and holographic fairy wings. She asks them if they’re adventures and that she lost her way. She says that she’s in the wrong place, and a person that she loves, who is called “Kirito,” is going to be mad at her. She thinks that if she enters a pvp event and win, she might be able to go home.
Charles mentions how the last person they met who was lost died instantly and that she should “get good.”  Vee tries to get Sora to talk to her since she told them everything. They get into a small argument about introductions, but ended up splitting up to gather information of where they are. Doodle tells them that the rank 1 pvper here is killing characters by using cheat codes.
Charles reiterates that the characters are being deleted by the rank 1 player, allowing Doodle to say that at least one person can remember information. Charles then goes on how he is a retainer of arcane magics, but is immediately put into his place as Doodle also mentions how he spent 89 points in fishing. The blue fairy girl takes Charles’ side, saying that fishing is fun for her.
Charles asks where she is from, finding out that she is from a place called “Aincrad.” Doodle tells them that they made four games with the person, with the first game being good while the second one sucked, to which even the lady agrees on.
The team starts to explore with the fairy girl wanting to tag along. She tells them her name, “Asuna” and the party accepts her into their journey. Sora finds himself in front of a shop merchant with pointy ears and a simplistic, black outfit.
Sora immediately asks if he has any hair product, but sadly he does not. His wares consists of blue and red sparkles. The merchant allows Sora to look around his shop. As Sora looks at his wares, Vee accuses Sora of trying to steal from the shop, which Sora defends himself by saying that he was just looking at the wares.
Sora asks how much the blue sparkles are worth, gaining the reply of a staggering thousand gold. Sora simply turns around and leaves while Doodle stole the blue sparkles, saying that she used to do it. Unlike Doodle, Asuna spent her money to buy herself some blue sparkles.
Vee calls Doodle an evil b*tch, saying that he thought B*tch meant a cute little doggy. Doodle almost puts Vee in time out and takes a level off of him before he pleads for it. Vee thanks her while calling her a b*tch under his breath again.
They come across another shop merchant who is a rusty, orange robot. The robot sells whole bags of water ranging from all kinds of sizes. Doodle explains that the bag of water is a special item for the area. Sora asks what makes the water so special, receiving the reply of “Uhh, you can drink it.” The bags of water costs 500 gold per bag, causing Sora to back off once again from the shops. Vee explains to Sora that everything is expensive because it’s an endgame area and that the bags of water can negate the effects of blue sparkles.
They continue to search the town, coming across a tall, well dressed man with both a blue tail and a ponytail. Sora walks up to the ledge behind him so that he can be taller than the person. They greet each other, asking what they’re doing. The man tells them that he entered the tournament but lost, so he’s just winding down from it and will continue to train later on. Sora questions what kind of people he faced in there. He says that it always changes and is constantly cycling.
Charles asks for his name, finding out that he is called Brian. Charles thought that it might’ve been his real name backwards, with both of them agreeing that something like that is stupid. Vee and Sora finally understand what Nodnarb’s real name is after knowing him for so long, making the both of them become genuinely surprised.
After talking to Brian, they come across a man in the streets that looks exactly like the first shop merchant. Sora thinks that this is the same person as before, but Vee tells him that the game is just reusing assets. The stranger states how he’s looking for his girlfriend but she disappeared while Asuna appeared right after. He accuses Asuna of being the reason why his girlfriend disappeared. Vee lies to the man, saying that his girlfriend is off of the bridge, and the man takes the bait, jumping off without hesitation.
Now that the man is dead and the heroes are most likely wanted, the party resumes their travels, finding a girl with long hair that is dressed in all black with the exception of a purple bow. Sora asks who she is, and she heard the question wrong, thinking that he said how are you instead. She replies with “good” before correcting herself with her name, Pika. Sora thinks that she meant Pika as in “Pika de Gallo,” receiving a simple “no” as an answer.
Sora asks what brings her here. Pika says that she just want to see the pretty stars in the night sky. Sora tries to ask her what level she is as Charles and Doodle get into an argument on how do you drink water in a bag. Doodle interjects, saying how it’s not nice to ask a girl what her level is as Vee ends their conversation, forcing everyone to leave.
As Sora and Vee argue along the way, they come across a lady that wears a mask with a green moustache on it. Sora points out the moustache, revealing that the girl did not realize that it was there and didn’t look at the mask before putting it on.
Doodle explains that it doesn’t matter what they look like as long as it increases her stats. Sora disagrees, saying that everything that Doodle wears is just for looks. Doodle explains, “Yeah, that’s why I fight unequipped, dummy. This is all cosmetics stuff. I literally have no gear on.” revealing to the party that she is technically naked, making Sora and Vee exited of that fact.
The green moustache lady tells her that it’s very dangerous to have no gear on while in this area, especially if you are going to fight. Doodle says how she knows that and merely wants a challenge. Charles asks the girl if she is a fighter in the tournament, but she says that she instead is just here to watch a friend who’s fighting right now.
Charles accidentally discharges magical energy all over Doodle, making her want to kill him. Sora yells at Charles, telling him to stop acting like a gross old man. Charles replies “I can’t help it. I’m a mystical magician after all. Mwahahaha!”
They continue walking after this, coming across a man in the middle of his street who is trying to charge up his sword. He becomes annoyed at the party for interrupting his sword charging session by walking in on him. Sora tells the stranger to not charge his sword in public and to keep it private. The stranger asks if Sora can charge his sword up, with Vee replying that they could with the All for One move. He asks Sora for permission but immediately gets rejected as Sora doesn’t want to charge up anyone’s sword. The stranger explains that he his charging up his sword in order for him to get max PP for the tournament. Doodle reveals that she left this game because of the strange people that play this game.
They uncomfortably leave the conversation, coming across a man with red clothes as well as red eyes. The red man spits out a question, asking if anyone of them are maxed level. The dorky voice surprises the party, causing Sora to infer that he has grinded thousands of hours into this game. The red man brushes them all aside, stating that he only talks to maxed level people and everyone below are just wasting his space. Sora asks if he likes anime girls and he replies that he doesn’t have time for anime girls and continues to push them away. The party gladly leaves, but not before they were sprayed with his spit as he talked.
They head up some stairs that lead into a ticket booth for the colosseum. The man selling the tickets is the same shady man who tries to sell them questionable items. He is found snoring in the corner before Sora wakes him up by making loud noises. The shady man and Sora start to make a deal, with Sora asking him “Can you sneak it on the down low?” The shady man asks for some money. As Vee tries to interrupt, Sora shushes him down, saying that he has this. Sora whispers to him “I got the finest, grass from the place that I just visited.”
The shady man then tries to sell them some cheeseburgers, but they decline as they tell him that they want the tickets to the tournament. The party continues to press him about the tickets as he tries to sell them the cheeseburgers, saying “C’mon man, I’ll suck your d*ck!” The heroes rejects his offer, saying that they don’t want him to drain their PP meter.
Sora yells at the man “GIVE ME SOME TICKETS!” before he finally gives them to the party.  Vee grabs the wrong colored ticket, forcing Doodle to switch it with the one Asuna has, causing Asuna to be alone for the next battle.
As Charles yells “Tournament Arc!” they finally arrive at the inside of the colosseum. In the colosseum, they find a lot of high level people, including Or-Gee-Willikers. Doodle assures the party that they don’t have to worry about him because he isn’t the top player here but just wears the same outfit everywhere just like all of the other top pvpers.
Sora asks Doodle why all of the top players stroke their weapons. She replies that she doesn’t stroke her weapons and that the rest are just weird while Charles says that he’s been stroking his cane since the day he was born. Charles tries to get Sora to try to stroke his sword, but to no avail.
The leaderboards show that Asuna fights before the party. As Asuna heads in for battle, the party follows her to spectate. They enter a large, open arena with giant floating screens at the side for the spectators to view. Sora and Charles stand on a pedestal on one side of the arena as the others are on the other side. They find out that the opponent that Asuna has to fight is the same no lifer that is obsessed with fighting maxed level players.
Asuna runs into the arena to face her opponent as the battle music plays. The hardcore gamer starts the battle off by shooting Asuna multiple times, doing massive damage to her as the bullets explodes on top of her. Asuna staggers but is able to take out her sword and attack. Asuna does little to no damage, and her attack didn’t faze him at all. The enemy uses magic to create a green aura around him as Asuna is cloaked with a purple aura. He spouts out the percentages of his attacks, trying to sound cool. Asuna struggles as she tries so hard to do damage, covering her blade with frost magic, but disappoints the man by the amount of damage that she does. The man ends the battle, slaughtering Asuna as well as deleting her character from the game.
Once Asuna was deleted, the heroes go up to the man in order to confront him. The tryhard happily spouts that he did in fact delete her, which confirms to the heroes that he is the bug in this game.
They head into battle with the man as Doodle tells them to be careful. When the party is looking at Doodle, the man starts the battle by shooting them in the back individually as they are looking away. Fluffy uses Chidori on him but it was ineffective. Vee misses his lightning bolt because he was to busy calling him a nerd. Upon seeing this, Doodle gives them the wise advice of “Lissen, don’t f*ck up. You’re gonna die if he kills you.”
Sora jumps around him before attacking, saying “You’re never gonna get f*cken laid nerd! Bam!” Sora was able to damage him in both his health and in his pride. The enemy pretends to be hurt by Charles’ fireball and charges up his attack.
He spouts out more numbers such as “HP reduced by 33%!” while sending a large ball enveloped in purple flames. He does the same to Sora, draining their health points and taking Vee out of the battle. Now only Sora and Charles stand. Charles tries to stroke Sora’s sword with his cane for good luck, but Sora rejects the offer, saying that he isn’t like the weirdos out there. Sora enters a striking pose before slashing him directly on his stomach, doing no damage at all as he continues to taunt them. Charles hits him where no lifers are weakest, his d*ck. Sadly, he states that “Unfortunately for you, my d*ck is programmed to take zero damage!”
The opponent walks up to them and summons blue flames all around him as he gains all kinds of symbols. He yells “Diablo!” as a giant purple dragon appears, launching a ton of the purple meteors at the both of them. Charles falls, and Sora is the only one left.
Just when all hope seemed to be lost, Doodle steps in to challenge him. He allows Doodle to attack first, and she runs up to him and does damage by kicking his nuts. The man shoots Doodle repeatedly, but she just shrugs them off. As Doodle uppercuts him, the party all move out of the way and spectate the battle from the sides. The red man reveals that Doodle shouldn’t be able to do damage because he has “God Mode” on. The cheater tries to kill her with all that he has on her arsenal, but she continues to live, even after her health drops below 0%. The cheater finds out the Doodle is also cheating by being a developer. Doodle ends the battle by taking his weapons away from him with her developer powers. The cheater begs for mercy, saying that he just wanted to have fun, but Doodle doesn’t listen and bans him from the game.
Vee congratulates Doodle on the victory, saying that he will never talk bad to her ever again as he applauds. Now that they are done, Vee states that there’s no way someone can come up with all of this and that whoever that is must be awesome. Doodle tells them to head back to the hub world, surprising the team for the fact that there’s still more for them to do. Vee mentions how this has been his favorite adventure that he’s been on with them as he clumsily tries to open up the portal.
They arrive to the hub world for what should be the final time. Doodle gives Vee the coordinates to the next game. Vee is surprised by where they need to head to next, telling Sora that he better had brought a jacket.
They jump down a waterfall and dive right into a small lake, Swimming down a river. They head back onto land as Charles wonders if the experience would carry over to the game that they normally play. Doodle says that they wouldn’t normally gain it, but she’ll give it to them due to their help. Vee opens up a portal to an ice cave. Right when Sora goes in, Doodle asks Vee for something once everyone left.
The heroes are teleported into a large opening where snows falls and a Frozen Throne overlooks an arena. Sora and Vee shiver as they wait for anyone else to finish loading in. Once Doodle loads in, Sora gets close and snuggles up with her in order to “share body warmth.” Even though Doodle is not wearing anything, she isn’t fazed by the cold and even states that she likes it.
Vee backs off in order to let just Sora and Doodle to share their body warmth together. Sora continues to shiver as Doodle tries to change his status effects. Sora declines the offer, wanting to stay close to Doodle instead of being warm. Doodle does it anyways, but Sora still pretends to be cold as an excuse to be near Doodle. Doodle then tries to cast burning on him if he’s still cold with a warm status. Doodle slowly moves her finger in order to push a button to cast the spell. After thinking for a bit, Sora says “I’ll do it for the cause.” and accepts the burn status effect.
Charles and Fluffy both finally materialize as Sora starts to heat up. Charles spouts nonsense, yelling “Put me in!” and mentioning something about World of Warcraft. As Charles is still screaming, Sora is still next to Doodle. She tries to cast burn on Sora twice, causing him to run away and greet the others who have loaded in.
Doodle grabs their attention to tell them that she refuses to play this game because of how disgusting and ugly it is. She warns the team of how this next enemy might be hard. Charles states how he’s more of a fan of the original games they made than he is of this one, but his team ignores him and instead Vee wishes that they could upgrade Sora’s sword. Doodle promises them that if they beat this next boss, she will level up the entire party to level 15 so that no one would be confused about their levels.
After promising them, ominous music starts to play as they stare down their next opponent. There stands the Lich King from World of Warcraft in front of the Frozen Throne in the distance. The heroes run up to him with Sora yelling “Who are you!” directly at his face. The Lich king stares him down as the area around them turns to complete darkness, scaring the young hero. He slowly pulls out his ice sword as it materializes in his hand. Sora and the rest back off as the Lich King creates snow in the air around him. His sword glows as he points it directly at the party, causing Sora to do the same.
Charles uses his fireball while making an ice pun and, it was super effective. The rest were all able to land their attacks, making the Lich King bend over in pain. He then uses his left hand to freeze Charles before attacking with his blade, doing major damage. The King slams his blade down on both Sora and Vee with a lot of force. Charles pays him back with his meteor smash. Vee tries to tell Sora to use a flaming move but catches himself. He ended up calling Sora a nerd for not having a fire move though, giggling after he said it. Sora points his blade towards Vee while he isn’t paying attention, with Doodle in the background telling Sora that team damage is on. Vee then realizes that Sora’s blade is next to his throat, pleading for Sora to not kill him. As Vee is looking at Sora, the Lich King freezes him before stomping on his face, taking him out of the battle. Sora congratulates the Lich King before having his sword thrust into his chest. The Lich King then slashes Fluffy so hard that he nearly crashed the bunny. Fluffy regains consciousness from the attack. Charles smacks the top of the Lich King’s head, and Sora points his blade towards the enemy’s heart before impaling him. Vee remembers about the revive item that they posses and pleads to be revived so that he can gain the experience. Before they could, the Lich King slams his sword directly down on top of Sora as well as freezing him at the same time. He once again stabs Charles, causing him to discharge and leave the battle. The King slams the bottom of his blade down on Fluffy, taking him out as well, and leaving only Sora left in the battle. Doodle uses the Eagle Down on Vee and he enters the battle once more.
Vee tells Sora not to forget about him as he walks up to front, trying to sacrifice himself to defeat the Lich King. Vee tells them that he is going to use self destruct because he would rather have himself deleted instead of everyone. Sora tells him that it’s not worth it. The music abruptly stops as Vee immediately agrees with Sora, confusing him in the process. Vee backs down and allows Sora to attack. Doodle hits the Lich King as Sora thrusts his blade right in the face of the Lich King. Vee gets in one last lightning bolt in before the Lich King knees down and dies.
Vee asks if he really is dead while Sora makes sure he is by stabbing his face. Fluffy searches the helmet of the Lich King and finds a frozen meatstick, which can boost a magic attack by two. Charles stands above the body and yells “The Lich King falls! Glory to the Alliance!”
They now try to find out what to do now, with Charles wanting to go up to the throne and to sit in it. Fluffy and Vee spot a large man in the distance with a large hammer and old armor. The man introduces himself as a master blacksmith and congratulates them on their victory. The blacksmith can grant them a quest that gives them a mighty weapon with the meatstick. He points at Sora and tells him that he can obtain either a wind, fire, or lightning sword. As Sora ponders on what to get, Charles wants him to get a lightning sword while Vee argues about a wind sword that shoots out tornadoes. Doodle states how this isn’t that big of a deal, but Vee argues that these kind of choices are important. Vee says that he had the option between a white, red, or black mage, and he chose black. Charles discusses how a red mage has a fancy hat with feathers, and Vee bluntly states “Yeah, and I’m straight.”
After pondering, Sora decided to go with the element that can manipulate the other two choices. Sora answers that he wants a wind blade. The blacksmith tells him that he will show him where to go, but he must “Insert disc 10, insert disc 10…”Category:Sora Fantasy VII Transcripts