Annoying Orange: HOW2: How to use a Computer!/Transcript

== Transcript ==
Orange: Welcome to HOW2. I'm HOW, and this is 2! (laughs)
Pear: (groans) Ignore him. Those aren't our names.
Orange: Well, no one would watch a show called "Orange Pear". What does that even mean? (laughs)
Pear: It's as if your brain is shrinking by the day, dude! Alright, this week's from the courtesy of Minions Van Sertima, who wants to know how to use a computer.
Orange: Wow! It's a wonder they were able to submit that prompt, consider they don't know how to use a computer. (laughs) But I'm sure glad they did.
Pear: Right. The first step is to turn the computer on. Now, there's probably a power button with this symbol.
Orange: Step 2: Get your crowbar ready!
Pear: What?
Orange: It's only a matter a time before the computer infiltrates you in some way and unleashing your rage with a crowbar will be really fanputic! (laughs)
Pear: No! Do not smash your computer with a crowbar!
Orange: You know what? Pear makes a good point. Sledgehammers are far more devastating! Use one of those if you can! (laughs)
Pear: No! I mean don't smash the computer at all!
Orange: Hmm. Interesting. I'm listening. 
Pear: Dude, if your computer starts acting up, just take it in to get fixed!
Orange: Oh.
Pear: Anyway, once your computer boots up, use your mouse to arrow on screen.