Total Fantendo Havoc/Episode 2

John (VO): Previously on Total Fantendo Havoc!.....nothing interesting happened. Anyway, on to the new episode!
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John meets the contestants at the dock, holding out a box of rocks.
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John: Whoever picks the rock with the red star on it gets to pick they're team members.
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Eva and Pablo pick the star rocks. They both grin. 
Eva picks Dark, Kam, Eve, Liam, Sketch, Taylor, and Crimson for her team. Pablo picks Brandon, Marina, Claus, Asher, Phazon, Locky, and Tommy for his team. 
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Asher: B-But....I want to be on brother's team!
Crimson: No. Fuck you.
Tommy: I'M GONNA WIN THIS YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!
Eva: Oh really?
Locky: Only a pimp can win this competition!
Brandon: (Imitating people talking with his hands) "Mine is bigger!" "No, mine is!"
Sketch: Come on guys, stop. What happened to this being PG?
Dark: When are we gonna do the challenges anyway?
Taylor: I'd like to do your challenge, if you know what I mean.
Dark: TAYLOR NO.
Marina: Well, let's start the challenge then...
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The challenge is a race. Whoever gets all their team to the finish line first wins. Asher allows Crimson to go ahead, angering Tommy. 
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Tommy: YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! YOU MADE US LOSE THE MATCH!
Phazon: Whaterya talking about? We haven't-
John: And Eva's team wins!
Phazon: ......oh.
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Team P Base
Brandon: Well we royally lost.
Tommy: Yeah, no thanks to you, Asher.
Asher: But I was just helping my brother!
Tommy: Oh, isn't that so sweet? Gah, go fuck yourself.
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Team E Base
Kam: Wow, Asher...let us win.
Crimson: Yeah, he's kinda dumb. Sorry about that.
Eva: He just wanted to help his brother! There's nothing dumb about that!
Crimson: .....
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The elimination ceremony begins. John Mogwai announces the safe players from order of least voted to most voted: Pablo, Claus, Marina, Brandon, Locky, and Phazon. It's down to Asher and Tommy.
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John: And the eliminated player is.....Tommy.
Tommy: WH-WH-WHAT!?!??! This is bullshit, man! Asher is the one who screwed up our game! He should be out!
John: Tommy, the tribe has spoken.
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Tommy is carried away, screaming in rage. He is thrown onto a motorboat that sails far away from the island as the episode ends.
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