Timeline 3

== The Dragonest Timeline ==
== Next January? - We-a in PA bay-bay ==
===Guess Who's Back? Born Again!===
* The bright light diminishes and the three kings are stood in a clearing...in a jungle...that they recognise.
* PA bay-bay! Time for Orenthal to start giving a shit again.
* Malt? What the fuck are you doing here? Are you still a dragon?
* *speaks in confused goblin*
* It all seems the same, but the season is very different. A lot of time has passed but it's hard to say how much.
* Let's just make our way back to PA and fill in the blanks. Holdron will help. Surely?
* Pub?
===Dragonborn? Ask a friend!===
* Run through the jungle, tropic thunder style. Well, not Cerato. 2 vines slow him to a crawl. He might never get out.
* Crazed Diddy Kong appears - lucky he's not beheaded by Bunkhemoth.
* Scarred, frightened, and speaking in draconic...the fuck?
* Doesn't matter, he's been enslaved and tortured. It's on!
* Cerato stands guard of Diddy Kong while the Kings ready themselves for more bullshit.
* Raptor dogs appear. Dispatched easily. Other shit appears. Double easy.
* An image of a lizard boi appears demanding Diddy Kong is returned. Yeah, nah.
* They demand an audience. Jdango says they clearly know where to find us, so should find us as we continue to journey towards PA.
* Cowardash? No. PA - mega church, militia, kneeling monk, black market. PA. Silence.
* The Kings have an audience at the request of the Lady of the Flames. Why the fuck are there dragons here? We left that behind!
* It's tense, almost comes to blows, but the Kings carry on across the river. We could have taken them - they know it too.
* Guard tower. Two dwarves with a whiteboard to their left. Look like Gru. They know the stormcaller!
* They know the stormcaller :(
* H'es good now though - ask him. Ordan made him care again.
* Holdron appears and a pardon is issued. It's either been a long fucking time or some shit has really gone down. Let's find out after a nap.
===Did you mist me?===
* The guard tower and surrounding area is quiet. A dwarf suddenly sprints for the jungle. Jdango wakes Orenthal - something's up.
* The heroic cleric bois move to give chase but are engulfed by liquid darkness. And not the good kind.
* Eel brawl with spirit guardians.
* Bunkhemoth goes all gender fluid and can't stop switching sides.
* Jdango dishing out HP like he's got something to prove now that Orenthal realised he can heal too.
* Something did this - maybe that dwarf? Maybe something else. Either way, we're ok. 2 dwarves are dead but they may be the first of many if there are moles outside PA.
* Moral of the story is: Come at the Kings, you better not mist.
* Rock up to Thonnot's to rest up - see a lot of familiar faces and get ready to enjoy a drink.
* Lucia says hi, explains the dragons and flame lady are her fault because of fucking with eggs, and now stays in her room more than Juice in his second year.
* Jdango comforts her - we'll sort this shit. We always do.
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