Ned Redemption

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Ned Redemption was the Commander of the Evil Lay's 2nd Chip Battalion, formed in 1963 to keep up with the militarization of the food industry. 
In 1950, Redemption joined the United States Army the day he turned 18 and was part of a unit sent to fight in the Korean War in fall of the same year. He showed considerable adeptness with a service rifle and excellent awareness during rapidly changing combat situations. By the end of the war, he would earn the rank of Master Sergeant.
Redemption saw action during the start of the Vietnam War but was discharged in 1961 for repeated violent behavior towards troops he commanded. In early 1962 he was directly contacted by Evil Lay's executives to form the beginning of the Evil Lay's Armed Forces (ELAF).
When Evil Lay's took notice of Operation Slim Chicken, the 1st and 2nd Chip Battalions were deployed in Costa Rica to combat McDonald's expansion into the region. Ned Redemption performed well during his service, but ultimately he and most of the 2nd Chip Battalion were wiped out in January of 1975.