(S1) Chapter 6: Master Yoda

HAM grimaced lightly, sitting in his cliche evil chair as he felt his face. He stood up, as a smirk formed on his face. He knew that in order to succeed at whatever his end goal was (i forgor 💀), he would have to destroy his former brother, Harrus. However, despite his best attempts, it seemed Errrr404 was too much of a Gary Stu. HAM grimaced slightly, resting his head on his fist and sitting back down as he pondered. He realized something quickly. He had somehow forgor that the multiverse was literally endless. Given he had the ability to absorb the powers of whatever he bit, he could just go around killing everyone and absorbing their power to increase his own, until he was so OP even Errrr404’s Gary Stu-ness would be unable to defeat him. He devilishly smiled at his devilish plan, as he devily stood up from his devilish chair (he was very devilish).
“Jerma.” He said, raising his hand lightly, as he motioned for Jerma to approach. Jerma exited the shadows, doing his funny sussy smile. This guy was never established to work for HAM, but as always, he gets his minions off camera. Jerma seemed much more competent than his previous employers though. He was in a red astronaut suit, woth his disturbing face visible from the inside. His smile was unnerving, almost disturbing. He was just standing there… hauntingly. Jerma replied “Yeeeessssssss?” as his eyes illuminated the darkness. HAM smirked. He summoned a portal. He pointed towards it, as Jerma and his other un-established grunts entered. HAM sat back down on his devilish chair in a devilish manner, as he began his devilish laughter, cackling devilishly (devilish).
Jerma landed in an AU, as he let out a loud yell of “PERISH,” and the horde of grunts and soldiers Azathoth lent him exited the portal. They began zooming around, wrecking shit across The Betaverse, utilizing the portals of The Doodle Sphere to do so. They ransacked thousands of AUs in the name of none other than HighAssMotherfucker!Sans. Jerma watched the chaos unfold, as he smiled suspiciously. The plan was unfolding perfectly. Jerma heard the sound of a portal opening, as Errrr404, Adam Sandler, and Harrus exited the portal. Errrr404 did funny rock eyebrow raise, considering what exactly was going on. Jerma prepared himself, adjusting his stance.
“Wtf is going on?” Errrr404 asked, looking around in confusion. Jerma began approaching slowly, his smirk still firmly on his face, as nearby dead memes began to approach, encircling the group. Errrr404 looked around frantically, trying to assess the situation and how it could best be dealt with.
“Bruh… this is kinda cringe ngl, all of these are dead memes.” Adam said, entering a defensive stance, as the three brothers formed a tight defensive circle, preparing for the coming attacks. Jerma and the rest of the memes ran forward, as the three leapt into a nearby portal. They appeared in Reapertale, as they turned back. Jerma and his horde leapt through, giving chase to the group. Errrr404 summoned a bone wall, blocking some of the arriving memes, as the group continued to flee. Jerma grimaced, then returned to his smile. He screeched at Errrr404, getting his attention.
Jerma held up a figure that looked like Betatale Chara, distracting Errrr404. Errrr404 dashed over, as OP!Sans and Papaya182 groaned in unison. Jerma let him dive, as Errrr404 phased through. GASP, THE FIGURE WAS AN IMPOSTOR!??!?!? SUS?!?!?!?!? As Errrr404 fell for it like the idiot he was, the memes surrounded him. He tried to comprehend the situation, as he summoned another portal, disappearing and fleeing. Jerma screamed in rage, as his group gave chase to Errrr404. They appeared in a new AU, but only Jerma was able to arrive to Errrr’s location. Jerma let out a Tyler1 scream, transforming into an eldritch monstrosity, with that same smile.
”CEASE!” He yelled, getting into a fighting position, as Errrr404 yelled in rage, dashing forward. He summoned a blaster, firing it, as Jerma caught the blaster by its muzzle, crushing it. He stomped down at Errrr404, who quickly dodged. Jerma swung his arm, backhanding Errrr404, as the beat dropped (which was epic). Errrr404 hit the wall, as Papaya182 summoned a megaphone, reporting Jerma for being sus. Jerma deflected it by simply saying “cyan sus,” as he continued his onslaught. He ran forward, firing an energy beam out of his hand at Errrr404, who flipped to the side, evading it, as Jerma raised his foot again to finish him off.
Suddenly an odd force began to drag Jerma down. Eldritch Jerma tried to resist, as he was pulled into a nearby hole, disappearing suddenly, as Errrr404 looked over, confusion firm on his face. He looked around, trying to find who had taken out Jerma. He saw an old man standing there, resting on a cane, who gave a small laugh.
”I’m sorry- who the hell are you?” Errrr404 asked, being too much of an edgelord to even give respect to an elder man (smh). The elder man gave a small laugh, as he looked up at Errrr404, standing up straight. He groaned, cracking his back as he did so.
”Yoda is I, young man.” Yoda said to Errrr404. Errrr404 scowled, as he decided to ask him a question. He took a deep breath, before speaking.
“Well… Yoda, do you know what alternate universes are?” Errrr404 asked. Yoda let out another shrill little laugh, causing Errrr404 to twinge in discomfort. He walked over to Errrr404, using his cane to do so, as he smacked his lips.
”Yes, yes, I do my boy. Why would you need my knowledge? Hmmm? Asking for a guide are you are?” Yoda, well, asked. Errrr404 took a deep breath.
”By any chance… do you know how to… un-destroy an AU?” Errrr404 asked. Yoda thought for a moment, as he began cane-walking away. He motioned for Errrr404 to follow, as he slowly walked into the nearby forest. He entered a clearing, where there was a small wooden cottage. Yoda entered through the door, as Errrr404 followed. Yoda caned to the kitchen, motioning for Errrr404 to sit down.
”Destroyed is your AU Master Yoda assumes, and an old man you want to bring it back? Fine, Two ways to do this there are. Learn the painstaking process you can, or use a magic dust you can.” Yoda said.
”Magic dust.” Errrr404 said quickly.
Yoda facepalmed, letting out a loud groan. “You FAILED. Your first TEST! Ask what the dust does you did not, took it because it is the easier path you did. Goodness, the death of me kids like you are…” Yoda said, as he gave Errrr404 some soup. Papaya182 shot Errrr404 a glare, who shrugged sheepishly.
”Call it a fluke, we will. Push past your limits I will need you to do. Only then, can you learn the way to bring your universe back. A long journey it is, one not ready for you are. But alas, teach you I will. It is the least for you I can do, who has lost all he has held dear” Yoda said, caning away. He turned, pausing.
”Sleep on the couch you will. Tomorrow training will begin, 4:30. LATE. BE. NOT.” Yod snapped, as he caned up the stairs. Errrr404 groaned, as he walked over to the couch, laying down, as he turned to Papaya182.
”So uh, training, eh?” Errrr404 asked.
”Goddammit Will… You already got off the wrong foot with him!” Papaya182 groaned in annoyance. Errrr404 frowned, pulling a blanket up as he scowled, his face turning to one of rage as he turned back to Papaya182.
”Why are you always so NEGATIVE all the time? What’s WRONG with you?” Errrr404 snapped.
”Uh-huh, because I’m FUCKING DEAD, BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP!” Papaya182 snapped back, angrily, as Errrr404 turned away from him, muttering something as he pulled a pillow up. Papaya182 laid down on the floor, as neither said another word.
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