S02E02 - Hermione's First D

This episode includes approximately the second half of Chapter 1 of "An Honest Mistake" by the author mctwist. It then skips chapter 2 entirely and starts with the first part of chapter 3. This was due to the chapters being out of order in the document they were reading from.
== Episode Summary ==
Hermione gets her first "D", and she's totally fine with that!
== Notable Moments ==
*Season 1 Episode 3 is the most popular downloaded episode because, of course, of Danny!
*Hosts promise that if you give them their 69th 5 star review on iTunes, they promise to give a shout-out of some kind to them (or pop out of a birthday cake).
*Allie and Lyndsay introduce the worst Draco voices ever...kind of like the "Oh, Hello" characters.
*(A:) Hermione just got finger-blasted. (L:) Did anyone think that sentence would ever get spoken in the world?
*Draco only has a hoftie? Good thing Hermione is a problem-solver.
*Hermione uses one hand to make Draco hard and the other to stir a potion to get an A. (A): Her first D. (L:) Hermione's First D is what this episode should be called!
*Lyndsay learned to swim via the "sink or swim" method and her dad *may* be a Puerto Rican drug lord.
*Lyndsay catches herself before saying a gross thing. Then proceeds to say the gross thing. Comparing and contrasting a teenage boner to a grown man. Warmly recalls the boners of her past. #TeenageBonerAntics (ages 18-23)
*Hermione's the best at everything, including blowjobs. It's bOner, not bonEr.
*Danny is not on board with Dramione unless they have a long heart-to-heart first and hash out their complicated history.
*Isn't everyone's last thoughts before penetration, "I love magic"?
*Ding dong! Who's there? The clit!
*Did they lock the doors? Allie suggests that Slughorn is probably in the room disguised as a couch right now. Danny thinks he's the desk they're having sex on.
*Definitely not Draco's first time. Pansy probably put out (actress was in Playboy)
*PSA: Pulling out is not effective! Condoms and birth control, kids!
*Lyndsay is all hot and Pottered while reading while Allie is wondering when they're going to clean up the mess.
*Allie impersonates Snape from season 1 (which had an abundance of towels to clean up with.)
*Danny works on his Snape impersonation, but it comes out more Flitwick-y.
*Hermione knows everything...except apparently where babies come from.
*"Accio jizz rag!" ~ Danny
*Danny is impressed by Draco's stamina...ah, to be an 18 year old again!
*Slughorn appears in the door...so definitely not the desk.
*"Remember that time you made us make the most dangerous love potion in existence? Well "accidentally" the teenagers took it and now we're all boning!" ~ Danny
*Slughorn gives out the most questionable full marks ever. Definitely dubious consent going on here (Draco is drugged, Slughorn seems fine with it).
*"Slughorn's a PI-AMP!" ~ Alliethumb|330x330px|Danny selects the perfect musical accompaniment for this episode.
*Pansy + Slughorn = Plughorn
*Some debate whether "previous 2 nights" means they have hooked up two nights in a row, or whether they hooked up 2 nights previously. It is possible that they may have accidentally skipped chapter 2 (where they do appear to hook up again...)
*Hermione seems to settle for "well, at least he's just ignoring me and not actively being a dick to me."
*Allie's Snape impersonation continues to be a work in progress.
*Ron Bashing - he's not even having sex and he's still wiped out.
**Maybe they ran into "Plughorn" ~ Allie
*"Mr. Malfoy, stop blowing on Miss Granger and return to your seat." ~ Danny doing an impression of Allie doing an impression of Snape.
*"S.P.E.W. is so much more sexual in this context." ~ Danny
*First occurence of SEX HEX!
*Allie remains unconvinced that he was ever under the power of Amortentia.
*Long distance teasing feels a little "violatey".
*Allie brings things down by pointing out that Draco would be a Death Eater right now.
*"Straight D's this year" ~ Allie
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Up
* Likes the pairing, the aggression and the location (teacher's office)
Lyndsay: Up
* Took her down memory lane remembering the 20's boners of her past.
Danny: Down
* Slughorn as the couch ruined it for him. Sex on all furniture will be ruined for Danny now.
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Category:Allie: Up
Category:Danny: Down