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This week, how to beat the Westboro Baptist Church. Chinese root server is shut down after DNS problem. April Fool's Day hijinks ensues with the voice command copier prank. A French dude "fingerhacked" Obama's Twitter account. GoDaddy ceases regitering domains in China. Introducing, the vortex junction - the next generation of roundabouts. The ISS is set to get a "Man Cave" module. A mafia boss in Italy was betrayed to the police by his Facebook account. A new trend in Carbon-14 dating in the wine world reveals that 5% of vintage wines may be frauds. Plus, the Fark Headline of the Week and a new Off-Air discussion topic.
==Links==
* How to beat the Westboro Baptist Church 
* After DNS Problem, Chinese Root Server Is Shut Down
* Voice Command Copier Prank, Just In Time for April Fool's
* FINALLY: The Difference between Nerd, Dork, and Geek Explained by a Venn Diagram
* Rumor: Google's Set Top Box Won't Replace Your Current One, But "Daisy-Chain" Them
* French dude "fingerhacks" Obama's Twitter account
* http://www.smugopedia.com/
* Apparently the Klingon Code of Honor Allows for Knocking Over Convenience Stores
* GoDaddy To Cease Registering Domains In China 
* AT&T Wants to Keep Track of Your Dog
* Vortex Junction: The Next-Gen Roundabout 
* ISS to get 'Man Cave' Complete with Robot Butler
* Three Cups of Coffee a Day Good for Your Brain
* Mafia Boss Betrayed By Facebook
* Carbon-14 Dating Reveals 5% of Vintage Wines May Be Frauds
* If Star Wars were an Icelandic Saga
== Fark Headline of the Week ==
SEC regulators criticized for watching porn on their computers while the economy was tanking. Regulators deny guilt, claim that watching people get mercilessly screwed is their job description
== Off-Air Discussion ==
If you could suggest anything for the ISS "Man Cave", what would be your recommendation and why?