Realty Bites/Quotes

:Homer: (while lounging on the couch) Ah, I love these lazy Saturdays.
:Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
:Homer: (screams) Work!
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:Homer: Ahhh, I love these real Saturdays, they're so relaxing, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.
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:Marge: Lionel Hutz? I didn't know you sold real estate.
:Lionel Hutz: You didn't? We should talk more often, Marge. You see, the law business is a little slow, and since most of my clients wind up losing their houses this was a natural move for me.
:Marge: Selling people houses... That must be really rewarding.
:Lionel Hutz: Yes, the money is good. But the beauty is, you get to stay in the house until it's sold!
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:Ned Flanders: (screams) Purple drapes. All my life I've wanted purple drapes! (screams)
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:Moe: (eyeing Homer's new car) Gee, that hot rod is souped-up six ways from Sunday! Never had you figured for a gear-head, Homer.
:Homer: Oh, yeah. I'm a real expert.
:Moe: (lifts the hood) What is that, a six-barrel Holley carb?
:Homer: You betcha.
:Moe: Edelbrock intakes?
:Homer: Nothing but.
:Moe: Meyerhof lifters?
:Homer: Oh, yeah.
:Moe: I made that last one up.
:Homer: I see.
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:Marge: (while at the unemployment office) $300 for doing nothing? It feel like such a crook.
:George Bush Sr.: Don't worry. It gets easier every week.
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:Marge: What in the heck is a dwelling?
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:Cookie Kwan: Hi, Marge! Stay off the west side!
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:Marge: A headset telephone? I thought those only existed in the movies!
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:Lisa: (while riding in Homer's car) Dad, doesn't this car have seatbelts?
:Homer: Seatbelts, pff! They kill more people than they save!
:Lisa: That's not true, you're thinking of airbags!
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:Homer: (to Principal Skinner) Hey Skinner, wanna drag race? [revs his car engine]
:Principal Skinner: My high school sweetheart was killed in a high school drag racing accident.
:Homer: Come on, it'll be fun!
:Principal Skinner: That's what Debbie Sue said.
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:Marge: Selling real estate could be just what I'm looking for. I'd really like to give it a try.
:Homer: I don't know, Marge. Trying is the first step towards failure.
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:Marge: I thought I'd do anything to succeed in business, but bending the truth? I don't know.
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:Snake: (about his car Lil' Bandit) Hey, that smells like regular. She needs premium, dude! PREMIUM! DUUUUUDE!!
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:Kirk: I told that idiot to slice my sandwich! (wire cuts half of his arm off) Ow.
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