The NHC has trouble retiring names

== Chapter I (The Ricardo Milos Magic) ==
Once upon a time, a sad teenager lives in her house with her parents starts taking drugs and starts wanting to become a hurricane.
Elsa screams: "MUOMY AND DEADY ME WANT TO BE HURIKANE WHEN I GET OLDER!!>!>!>>!}!".
Elsa's mom says back, "Elsa, stop taking those pills that street guy gave you." Mom is extremely confused about Elsa's stupidity. Elsa's dad also notes: "Elsa, you need to rest, seriously." He says..
Elsa screams: "NO U!!!!!" This enrages her parents..
Elsa's mom replies, "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW, ELSA! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!"... Elsa starts crying.
Later, when Elsa is in her room she sees something outside. "Wait is that Ricarde Miloes? He courld be grret ting to turn me into hurikane." Elsa realizes. Elsa then shouts outside in the music of the Ricardo Milos video. (Ricardo teleports into her room and uses his magic on hee)
*H3ERRKFHBJHJNEKFUEHRFEUREJKEJTMEL ELELLELSLE: YHTANKU OY URICARDAE !!!
NHC: A tropical wave has formed near the Cape Verde islands.
== Chapter II (Hurricane Madness) ==
Elsa says to herself "oMG! I an Hurikane!!!!"
NHC says 12 hours later: "The tropical wave has strengthened into Tropical Depression Six. It will be named Elsa soon.
Elsa: OhMmjUGiD! I WIL BE NAMED ELSA/?//// THIS PERFEICITO!!!!
NHC then states later tomorrow, "The depression is now called Elsa and seems to be on drugs, so it's moving erratically." Elsa then thinks to herself again "OMG1!! THEY NIW I EEM ON DRUGS!!!!"
5 days later....
NHC Announcement says, "ELSA IS NOW A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE HEADED FOR PUERTO RICO!!! Please evacuate now!"
Elsa: "HIHI LEME KIL EVERYWONE!!1!!"!"!"!"' HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHH
Puerto rican government says, "Everyone evacuate or take shelter, please take precautions as regularly from this storm. It is really dangerous."
Elsa says again: "HIHEHEHEHHEE!!!!!1! TIME TO STRENGTHNE!"
5 days later....
== Chapter III (The trouble) ==
NHC Announcement: Alright, due to the deaths and damage caused by Elsa we will be retiring it to never being used again. Have an replacement names?
Random Person 01 says, "Ooh ooh me! What about, Elsa?". .. NHC Announcer replies, "What? We can't replace a name with the sa-"
Random Person 02 interrupts the conversation and says: "Oh! I have an even better idea, what about Elsa?" Random Person 03 says, "Yeah!!!" NHC Announcer shouts "THAT'S IT WE'RE REPLACING IT WITH ELISE AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT I-"
Tonald Drump interrupts "NO U. ELISE IS NAME OF BOE JIDEN!!!!!!!"
Random Person 01 says, "Let's go with Elsa guys!" Everyone except NHC announcer agrees.
NHC Announcer shouts, "F*CK."
NHC Announcer then states, "YOUR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER YOU D*CKHEADS!!!!" "ELSA FTW!!!!" RP02 says. "NO!!1!!!"
Everyone except NHCA says ";-:"
RP03 then says, "That's me will go cry in my mommy's rok 11m!!"
Somehow the name Elise is talking says, "GUYS! REPLACE THE NAME WITH ME! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A HURRICANE NAME!!", Tonald Drump says, "No. You are Boe Jiden..."
NHCA, "THAT'S IT!!!! FINE, REPLACE THE NAME WITH EMMA!!!!!".
Everyone,"Ooh! I like Emma!"
NHCA, "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!??!??!!!?!?!?".
Tonald Drump: "e".
Legends say that this cycle repeats every year.... But how will we ever know.....
== Lol ==
wtf did i make
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