Jay

Jay is an NPC on Penacony. He is located in the Golden Hour in front of the Clock Diner at Oti Mall.
He can also be found in Dreamjolt Hostelry in The Reverie (Dreamscape) after completing the .
==Profile==
(To be added.)
==Shop==
==Locations==
==Missions and Events==
==Voice Lines==
;(Version 1)
:: "I hold a vision!"
;(Version 2)
:: "I need to practice it a few times while no one is around."
==Dialogue==
===Golden Hour===
;(First interaction)
:Jay: Hey, pal! Let me tell you something fun! I had a close call with a robbery yesterday. I was standing behind the counter when someone shouted, "This is a stick up!" I was so startled that I even spat out my soda. But guess what? When I turned around, there was nobody there... Can you guess why?
: ...Because the robber was invisible?
: ...Because the robber was hiding behind you?
:Jay: Because the robber was a Pepeshi! Hahahaha!
:Jay: I didn't even notice the robber holding a knife until I stepped out from behind the counter. He said, "Good afternoon, give me all your money!" So, I replied, "Uh, you don't really look intimidating, though." He agreed and said, "You're right. I should find a place where I can actually harm you."
:Jay: He climbed up on the counter using that table over there, but as soon as he stood still... he passed out. Can you guess why?
: ...Because he hadn't eaten breakfast?
: ...Because he was starving?
:Jay: Because that Pepeshi has a fear of heights! Hahahaha!
:Jay: Oh, please trust me. I don't hold any prejudice against anyone, including the Pepeshi. On the contrary, I have great respect for them, to the point that I think they should rule this world. There's even a famous theory that shares a similar perspective... Do you know what it is?
: ...The broken windows effect?
: ...The principle of leverage?
:Jay: Law of the minimum! The capacity of the barrel is determined by the "shortest" stave. Hahahaha!
;(Continue on to dialogue options below)
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;(If Jay's Emotion is set to Calm)
:Jay: A restaurant waiter who doesn't want to become a stand-up comedian is not a good Family member!
: You should focus on your work as a waiter.
: ...I'm not interested.
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;(If Jay's Emotion is set to Angry)
:Jay: Just let me come up with some new jokes! Anything will do!
: You should focus on your work as a waiter.
: ...I'm not interested.
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;(If Jay's Emotion is set to Happy)
:Jay: There is no such thing as bad jokes, only lousy comedians who can't deliver them!
: You should focus on your work as a waiter.
::Jay: Aw, come on, where's your sense of humor? So, what would you like to eat?
:;(Opens shop)
: You've got some natural comedic talent!
::Jay: You think so, right? Telling jokes about the Pepeshi is way more fun than waiting tables!
:;(Obtain )
: ...I'm not interested.
::Jay: Don't forget to tune in to the Kiwis' stand-up comedy show!
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;(If Jay's Emotion is set to Sad)
:Jay: I'm sorry, I should apologize to all the Pepeshi out there.
: You should focus on your work as a waiter.
: ...I'm not interested.
====Clockwork====
: Activate Clockwork
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:::Jay: Well... fine. I admit those jokes were not professional, but they were fun. I suppose it's my own fault for falling head over heels for stand-up comedy.
:::Jay: Everyone needs a dream to chase, and mine is to become Penacony's greatest stand-up comedian!
:::Jay: ...Have you heard of the Kiwis, the most renowned stand-up comedy team? I've been trying to join their ranks, and they've turned me down eleven times, but the twelfth time is the charm, right? This will be my first step towards my career!
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:::Jay: ...Are my jokes really not funny? Why did they reject me eleven times!?
:::Jay: Those old-school folks just don't get the latest trends!
:::Jay: I won't be working as a waiter here forever!
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:::Jay: So, do you think I have what it takes to perform at the Penacony Theater?
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:::Jay: I'm busted... I'm totally busted...
:::Jay: Just the other day, I was thinking about a new joke, and when I turned around, the new manager was standing there, staring at me. And to make matters worse, he's a Pepeshi.
:::Jay: He said, "While I'm not tall enough to punch you in the face, you will voluntarily bend over and let me punch you, won't you?"
:::Jay: ...Fortunately, I managed to keep my job, but my paycheck took a hit. While my dreams were intact, my pride got bruised.
:::Jay: It's all because of my big mouth!
===The Reverie (Dreamscape)===
;(First interaction)
:Jay: Hm, I think you two would be great at stand-up comedy! Why don't you join me at Kiwis radio station?
: Chat
:Jay: Oh? Can I help you with anything?
: I want to hear your stand-up comedy performance.
::Jay: I'm bored with telling Pepeshi jokes, I am going to start telling dog jokes! I'll come up with one now... Just a second, I'm thinking.
::Jay: I know! Okay... There's this dog, and he recently got a new master. He asked his master: "Hey master, why do you never treat me like you love me?" The master replied: "I've always treated you like my best friend!"
::Jay: Then the dog asked again: "Then why do you always look down on me..." Do you know why?
:: ...Because the master doesn't love him?
:: ...Because the dog has low self-esteem?
::Jay: Because the dog's old master was a Pepeshi... Hahaha!
::Jay: Ah, jokes are never funny when you make them up on the spot... I know, why don't you hire me as a resident stand-up comedian in your lounge?
: I want to know what you think about me.
::Jay: Hey, a member of the audience has asked a fine question! As this is a lounge, your words have to fit in with the atmosphere.
::Jay: So, I would respond: "There are so many lounges in Penacony, with so many guests in each lounge, yet you chose to talk with me..." Well? What do you think? That would blow you away, right?
:: ...You're terrible at this.
:::Jay: Ah, I know... I just like to make audiences happy, I'm no good at playing with emotion and stuff like that... Let me learn and I'll put on a proper show for you, you just wait!
:: That's a great response!
:::Jay: No way, there's someone who likes even an cliché line like that one? Or could it be that my acting skills are just too amazing?
:::Jay: Let me think... Hmm, maybe I should change careers and start acting? There really isn't much future in being a stand-up comedy host, after all...
;(Obtain )
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;(Subsequent interactions)
:You attempt to engage in conversation with the customer before you, but they seem immersed in the leisurely ambiance of the lounge, oblivious to your presence.
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