Kings, Queens, and Everything In-Between

Kings, Queens, and Everything In-Between is the second episode of Chivalry. In this episode, Patrick ends up stealing food, which leads to severe implications.
== Transcript ==
(After being kicked out of the castle, it is now mid-afternoon. Patrick sees the cobblers with loaves of bread, and being his normal self, decides to ingest as many as possible.)
Cobbler: Thief, stop eating my food!
Patrick: I can't hear you over the sound of the food entering my mouth.
SpongeBob: Patrick, stop before someone calls the police!
Cobbler: Are you with him? What is the *sic* poe-lice anyways?
Squidward: Let him get caught, Spongeboob. The damn kid couldn't pay it off anyways.
Cobbler: Guards!
Guards: Yes?
Cobbler: Seize this man, he has eaten 8 loaves of my bread worth 26 gold apiece.
Guards: Is this true, fat man?
Patrick: Nobody calls me fat!
(Patrick knocks out a guard with his bare hands, but becomes restrained by more.)
TITLE CARD: 15 Minutes Later.
Guards: This fat troublemaker needs to be thrown in the dungeon! He stole over 200 gold worth of bread.
Patrick: No!
(Patrick is shown eating another loaf of bread)
SpongeBob: He didn't do it!
King Moneybags Krabs: I can tell you two are bullshitting ye. To the dungeon with them!
Guards: Yes, your honor. And may I add?
King Moneybags Krabs: Why sure!
Guards: He also knocked a guard out.
King Moneybags Krabs: What? Then it's the chopping block in two days time for that sick bastard. No one gets away with messing with my money- I mean guards that protect me valuables. To the dungeon with them!
SpongeBob: I refuse!
King Moneybags Krabs: I will be glad to add you to the chopping block list.
SpongeBob: Sure...
King Moneybags Krabs: A promise is a promise, but I will keep your head with great honor. Enjoy ye last days rotting away in a cell.
Patrick: You mean our last day?
King Moneybags Krabs: I'll be happy to move your execution closer if that is what you wish.
(A guard locks up Patrick and SpongeBob. Squidward realizes though that he needs them to get out of whatever distorted world this is. In a time of chaos and ruckus, will SpongeBob and Patrick make it out alive?)
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