Kids In Florida/Season 2 Transcript

== Truck-Kun?!? ==
* Roddy: Yeah, and i'l-
* (Roddy Gets Run Over by a truck)
* (Trey was walking on the street, but several seconds later, he finds Roddy, dead from the accident)
* Trey: Oh My God They Killed Roddy!
== Rage Quit ==
* (An Angry Crowd trampling Roddy to death for 4 seconds)
* Sally: JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!
* (The crowd tramples on Roddy for 9 more seconds, then leaves, revealing Roddy's bloodied corpse, then rats come to cover his corpse)
* Sally: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Roddy!
* (Outside)
* Ryan: (Walks to the Arcade, then looks and points at it) You Bastards!
== Watermelon Gone Wrong ==
* TBA
* Ryan: Looks like it's taking longer than expected
* (Watermelon becomes demented)
* (Ryan, Roddy and Trey cover their faces with their arms as if they're boxing)
* Sally: Huh?
* (1 second later, the watermelon explodes, making a big mess, and send Sally flying a few feet, complete with a large segment of the watermelon (skin with flesh underneath) hitting her eye)
* Trey: Damn!, i did not expect the watermelon to explode like this
* Sally: (Gets up covering one of her eyes with her hand) OW!, OOW!, That fucking hurt!, godammit!
* Trey: Sally, you ok?
* Sally: Do you think i'm okay?! (reveals her bruised eye)
* Ryan: Holy shit dude!, you're hurt man!
* Sally: And this was your idea!
* Roddy: Man!
* Ryan: Bruh, we indeed placed too much rubberbands
* Sally: Stop talking and get me an ice pack you fucking shinto!
* Ryan: Okay!, Okay!, i will get it, be patient jackass
== Oklahoma ==
== One Two ==
* TBA
* Zoey: One Two!, Buckle My Shoe!, Three Four, Buckle Some More!, Five Six, Pick up Sticks!,..........., Oops i mean Nike Kicks!
== Golfer ==
* (Ryan misses the golf ball)
* Sally: (Laughs) Shin-toes are so trash at golf! (Laughs even more)
* (Ryan getting seriously pissed, grabs his golf club, goes to Sally and hits her really hard between her legs with the golf club)
* Ryan: SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACKASS!
* (Sally screams very loudly in pain)
* (Ryan hits her crotch a few more times)
* (Sally kneeling while holding her crotch and in the verge in tears while a mad Ryan walks away with a golf club in his hand)
* Kari: Oh My God!, Sora!, you okay?
* Fred: Stop ripping on people man.
== Death Park ==
* Roller Coaster Cashier: Hey Hey!, It's not possible to Lolicons like you to ride this coaster without supervision!
* Sally (to Ryan): Ryan, what's a lolicon?
* Ryan: A lolicon is a sexual fetish involving young anime girls, specifically children and teenagers, the age can vary, but the looks of the girls always resembles young anime girls.
* TBA
* (Roddy falls of the roller coaster due to his buckle and harness malfunctioning, gets launched off to the river and then gets swept away by the river, leading to a waterfall)
* Roddy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (falls off waterfalls)
* Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: You Bastards!
* Sally: Ah fuck...
* TBA
== Genderbend Episode 2 ==
* (Riley Gets Struck By Lightning and falls)
* Peter: Riley! No!
* (Ruby and Tasha rush to the scene)
* Tasha: OH MY GOD!, They Killed Riley!
* Ruby: You bitches!
* Peter: What?, Who's the bitch?
* Ruby: Uh...., They?
* Peter: Who are they?
* (Tasha and Ruby are confused)
* Peter: Don't just watch, Help me help her!
* (Peter performs multiple types of CPR on Riley, taking several seconds)
* Riley: (Coughs)
* (Ruby and Tasha Gasps)
== Spring Dive ==
* (Roddy tries to dive in the pool from the hotel's roof, however, he ends up landing in the kids pool instead of the deep part of the pool, killing him)
* Trey: OH MY GOD!, Roddy killed himself!
* Ryan: What the hell?
* Sally: What an idiot..., he jumped from the wrong angle and position
== The Return Of The Webitch ==
* TBA
* (Liane Tries to zap Roddy but he dodges)
* Roddy: Your accuracy may be very good, but you won't do it to me this ti-
* Rosie: (Zaps Roddy successfully again, although this time he's a human)
* (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat, again)
* Trey: Oh My God!, Rosie killed Roddy!, AGAIN!
* Ryan: GODAMMIT NOT AGAIN!
* Sally: HOLY SHIT!
== Cast ==
* Trey Martin
* Ryuji "Ryan" Ozu
* Sora "Sally" Liu
* Roddy Rockwell
* Petra Miller
* Miriam Webster
* Rosalina "Rosie The Webitch" Karlsson
* Liane Karlsson
=== Genderbend Episode 2 ===
* Tasha Martin
* Rika "Ruby" Ozu
* Saku "Sean" Liu
* Riley Rockwell
* Peter Miller
* Morgan Webster
=== Deaths ===
* Trey, Sally and Ryan have no deaths
* Roddy: 7 (Truck-Kun?!?, Rage Quit, Oklahoma, Golfer, Genderbend Episode 2, Spring Dive, Return of the Webitch)
== Trivia ==
* Death Park is the first time we see Lisa unhooded (the ending scene, while she's in the car with Ryan) although it's just a brief glimpse of her hair
* Sora had dyed 3 times throughout the season
** Blonde (Spring Dive)
** Black (Death Park)
** Brunette (Genderbend Episode 2, as Saku)
* "Death Park" is an indirect referencr to South Park