Cho

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Calixto "Cho" David was an Israeli-Costa Rican soldier who served in Operation Slim Chicken. He was a private first class in the McDonald's forces at the time of his disappearance.
A resident of Limón, Cho was one of many who joined McDonald's in the early 70s during McDonald's recruitment campaigns. Plus he really liked a Big Mac.
In late 1973, Cho was part of a squad sent to destroy a munitions storage shed guarded by what is now presumed to be Evil Lay's troops. During the attack, three of the ten members of his squad were killed and two were wounded. Cho is said to have treated an injured squadmate while under fire before successfully planting and detonating explosive charges in the shed. 
Although having completed their objective, the squad still received fierce resistance and scattered into the surrounding trees. Cho is the only squad member to not have been found dead or alive. In a statement during an Instagram live stream, McDonald said this: "That Cho, 'e was like a brotha ta me. He was soocha good soldya and treated 'is squadmates so kindleh. I 'ope they fine 'im. I used ta give 'im kisses on the forehead every noight. 'e was like a brotha ta me-"