Tenjho Tenge Satire

==The Arrvial at Tudou Academy==
It was a Sunny day when two well uhhm Delinquet fighters.One named Souichiro A Badass with long Hair and is a Ladies Man Basically and nows how to fight...He's Basically The Main Character.and his African American Second In command Bob Makihara a Foreigner this guy is the more resonable of the Duo when he wants to be.
Souichiro-Bob are there yet.
Bob-We not in a car nigga look around and see fa ya self.
Souichiro-so where here.
Bob-damn this school look like shit.
Souichiro-it does look what kind people they got here a Pansy boy and a little girl with a Dangerous weapon.I knew running with scissors were dangerous for kids but she has a Fucken Sword.
Bob-you know what lets just go in there and fuck up every nigga we see.
Later Inside The School Souichiro and Bob were beating the shit out of all the students.
Bob-These Motherfuckers Are done man.
Souichiro-Hey its those two.Brown Haired Gay guy and little Girl.
Maya-Hey stop beating up these Students she said to Souichiro.
Souichiro-ignored her and continued punching a Person.
Maya Transforms in a Busty Babe.
Souichiro-What the Fuck Bob did the girl just turn into a Chick.
Bob-I guess so.
Maya-Your cute maybe when not beating my Classemates up me and you can get together she hit him with the Sword Fortunatly the Shieve was still on.However He went threw the Window.
Bob-oh damn that girl Just knocked him hard!
Masataka-Heh you guys better stop making trouble.
Souichiro wakes up under the thigh's of a Orange Haired girl he groped her thighs lightly what is this its soft ahhhhhhhhh! The Girl kissed him forcefully.
Masataka-looked out and saw that he hit the girls Bathroom Showers.
Bob-Punches Masataka who dodges.
Maya-Hopes she did'nt kill him.
Bob-He ani't dead he just got ass whooped but not dead.
Souichiro-Backed away scared seeing Masataka and Maya he thought he was outnumbered not to mention Surprised by Aya kissing him leaves for the rest of the day he avoided her Lunch,Nurse until the very next day at School.
until lunch where she tried to feed her food again but Masataka aproached him.
Masataka-Hey Souichiro You are Nagi right that hellish Demon Excorist Family right.
Souichiro-If you take Hellish out of the sentence thats about right.
Bob-Oh shit he did it now bob said praying for masataka rightnow.
Masataka-So Nagi don't you have demon's to destroy and to be bullied by kids.
Souichiro-Hmmm sounds like you want to die Masataka.
Maya-looked on with interest.
Aya-go Souichiro!
Bob-Well Masataka going to get his ass kicked.
Masataka-lets see what you can do tosses a punch souichiro blocks it one hand.
Souichiro-Masataka your strong but not stronger than me kicks him in the face.