WWIII/Trailer transcripts

== Trailer 1 ==
* [Scenes from the Battle at Morum Power Plant are shown. Cut to the inside of the Orbiton, which is supposed to lead viewers to think that the footage is from a battleship instead of the space station.]
* [Anthony answers an intercom after at an attack station]
* Anthony Took: Uh, yeah, uh, everything is under control. Everything is... completely basic.
* Voice: What are you calling me about?
* Anthony Took: [nervous] Uh, we kinda lost the server, but, uh, yeah, uh... reconnected. We are okay. We are all okay here, thank you. So, what is going on with you? [cringing] Dammit why did I do that? 
* Voice: We are sending the Shock Squad to your floor. 
* Took: NO! Uh... I mean... well... the atomic pile has gone haywire here now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Extremely, super deadly, nuclear radiation everywhere- 
* Voice: We don't have an atomic furnace... wait, who duh F are you? What is your server ID code? 
* Took: Uh... 2625-3825-2868. 
* [Anthony shoots the intercom] 
* Took: [muttering] Bulls*it conversation anyway. BILL, GET YOUR NUT BALLS READY!! 
* [Screen fades to black.] 
* Ben's Voice: Nunquam MINORIS AESTIMO potestatem animi uti magicae ... .... magicae potentia animi 
* [Shows various action scenes throughout the music with action music playing, cut to a dune in Ajim.] 
* R: Follow the seaweed on the boulders. 
* C: R, first of all, that is stupid. Second of all, there is no ocean in sight. How could that be seaweed? Moss, yes. Maybe even some tentacle. But sea grass? No. 
* R: Fine, idiot nihilist. 
* C: Don't talk to me like that, you obese creation of carcass foreskin! 
* R: And YOU are made of spam and ground up children! 
* [Text reading "WWIII" appears at the end.] 
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