The Funeral/Quotes

:Homer: Children, we have some very sad news for you. I think you'd better sit down. Sit down! (The children sat down)
:Marge: Children, your elderly Uncle Hubert has passed away. 
:Homer: Do you have any questions?
:Lisa: Yeah, what does passed away mean?
:Bart: (fakes his throat slit) You know, kicked the bucket, pulled the croak chain, had a meeting with old Mr. Grim, the...
:Homer: Bart!
:Bart: The dude died. 
:(Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Homer, and Marge bow their heads down and close their eyes in sadness.) 
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:Funeral Owner: Would the family care to view the loved one at this time?
:Bart: Oh, boy! I've never seen a dead body before. I bet his skin will be all green and clammy and stuff. It'll be just like a zombie movie, only real!
:Lisa: Ew! (Marge, Homer, Lisa and Maggie looked at the body, Bart turned green and faints at the sight of the dead body, some members of the family walked up a hill and carrying his coffin)
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:Bart: Oh, man, this is so slow. Steady, boys. Easy there. Whoa! Little to the left... (Homer covers his mouth)
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:Homer: I wanna... (continues indistinct)
:Marge: You children were very, very naughty today.
:The Children: (make sad faces)
:Marge: Your father and I are quite disappointed in the three of you.
:Homer: This is absolutely the LAST funeral we ever take you kids to.
:Lisa: Awwwwww! (Furious)
:Bart: Awwwwww, come on, man!!! (Furious)
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Category:Shorts season 2 quotes