Unwoak

"AS YOU CAN SEE HERE, IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY SPOOKY."~ Unwoak announcing the forecast for the rest of October in Almighty Tallest Danny's October Update + OtherWeirdly2012's Birthday Special = This.Unwoak is a Skeleton Monster from the Dank Dimension who made his way into the Terrachaoverse to become the Official Skeleton in the Closet of the Ledda Residence, where he acts as a spooky keeper of secrets. Though many of his appearances are just background cameos, he is a main character in the Terrachaoverse series.
Tier: High 8-C when being suppressed in the Cringe Dimension; Low 7-C after being freed
== Appearance ==
Unwoak takes on the form of a Human skeleton with sunken black eyes. It is unknown if he always looked like this or if he was once an actual Human & this is all that's left of him. For some reason, on a full moon Unwoak's skull changes in color from bone white to a mixture of iridescent colors.
== History ==
=== Dank Imprisonment ===
While no one has ever gotten close enough to him to learn about his past, Unwoak's origin traces back to the Dank Dimension. Similar to Sans, he is a Skeleton Monster, meaning he is not an undead being in the traditional sense, but that in he was always a skeleton.
In 2016, Unwoak encountered a powerful man named Doombringer. Unfortunately, Doombringer was not too content with Unwoak's mannerisms, so he decapitated him & imprisoned him in one of his own creations; the Cringe Dimension. Unwoak had remained stationary in an eternal chair, resting. Doombringer believed that he was putting him to rest, letting him finally find peace, but it was soon discovered that he can be awoken again if his head is reattached. Doombringer found some usefulness in the skeleton & recruited him as a guardian of his base.
Unwoak was encountered by Heartman on July 19th, where he tried to apprehend the Wollip & nearly succeeded. Had it not been for the intervention of Zerd Rathorn, the skeleton would've won. Dozer ended up defeating Unwoak by accidentally RKOing his head off. Placing him back in his chair, Unwoak was once again at rest. After Doombringer became aware of his new visitors, he imprisoned Heartman & Dozer, & then decided to send Unwoak back where he belongs; on Earth.
=== Finding a New Purpose ===
Unwoak remained unnoticed until August 31st, 2017, when he, Imhotep, Yergundy Bergundy, & Scarecrow attended a performance by two Chromanoids named Mr. Black & Mr. White. After it was over, he turned his head towards Scarecrow & proceeded to make unnaturally loud noises as Scarecrow would do the same, developing some sort of camaraderie over the influence of memes.
On October 3rd, Unwoak would officially become an Irken Citizen, as he was recruited by the Almighty Tallest himself to be the Ledda Residence's Official Skeleton in the Closet. During one of his update videos, Dan summoned Unwoak for the last few seconds of the video, where he would predict the forecast for the rest of the month; it would end up getting "pretty spooky".
Unwoak was present during the battle against Quachil Uttaus on October 7th, but he did not participate, deciding to watch silently instead. He was scared of the Great Old One, & therefore did not want to challenge its power. 
=== Battle Against the Beast ===
On Halloween, Unwoak was enlisted to help Dan & many others save the world from the Beast, a monster unleashed by the Deep Creeps to end all life on Earth. Unwoak was present to overhear & keep record of Dan's conversations with Lord Ferronidas, Asmodeus, Dr. Zackary Vore, & Lord Claudius Ko'Al, though he did not chime in to add anything to these meetings. 
As night fell, everyone got into position, with Unwoak hiding in a closet to prepare for his sneak attack against the Beast. Once Vendu & Pat Riot caught him between the Psycho Bullet & a barrage of plasma bullets, Unwoak jumped out from the closet with a scream, disorienting the Beast as he latched to his face. But the Beast was annoyed instead of injured or intimidated, throwing Unwoak to the floor & shattering his bones. As the Beast would make his way through the house taking lives in the process, Unwoak latched onto his hoof to slow him down & give Juvenile Batman & Dank Phantom an opening to attack him. Unfortunately this went in vain & the Beast made his way upstairs to fight Dan, but not before kicking Unwoak down the stairs, breaking his skeleton completely & killing him. Luckily, after the Beast was vanquished, Vendu repaired Unwoak's skeleton & he sat outside next to another skeleton to watch Pennywise performed its Dance of Doom under full moonlight.
=== A Silent Observer ===
On January 6th, 2018, Unwoak was in the background & overheard a conference including Dan, Stupid Boba Fett, & Biggus Dickus VII. The reason for his presence is unknown, though he likely was there as a means of recording the conversation.
On February 2nd, he was watching a Super Battle Bros. Tournament alongside a Zhurak ninja named Vabarish. Their viewing experience was interrupted by a sentient bottle of Meadow-Scented Clorox Bleach, who tried to tempt Vabarish to drink itself, but was instead punched away. It is unknown if the two had sparred with each other or were waiting to participate with the rest who attended the tournament.
On March 15th, he was present when Lord Claudius Ko'Al, Heartman, & Dozer were watching an episode of I Love Lucy up in Dan's old room. He remained very quietly in the closet, holding Claudius' Skull Staff in place until he would need it again. As Claudius was about to leave the room, he noticed the skeletal hand emerging from the closet & unveiled the curtain to reveal Unwoak behind it. The skeleton tried to spook him, but Claudius simply pulled the curtain over him & left without a word. It didn't work. Luckily, there were still two more people in the room left to scare, & they just so happened to be his enemies. Heartman let out a scream as he turned around to notice the spooky scary skeleton creeping out from the closet. What happened next remains unknown to this day.
On July 22nd, Unwoak was given the sole task of protecting & monitoring the house while Dan would celebrate his birthday on Irk with his family & friends. Unwoak was as silent as he could be, & this would save him in the end, because King Hastur & Dr. Victor Zolostene had infiltrated the house. Fortunately, their visit was short, as they only came to find out a secret or two about their common enemy, hoping that they could exploit a weakness in him. Unwoak remained upstairs in Dan's old room, where he would listen to the two villains talking about the Hexacontakis. As Hastur was about to go down the stairs, Unwoak peeked out from behind the door, but swiftly went back before Hastur could turn around. The King in Yellow & the Mad Doctor left, leaving Unwoak with the knowledge of why Hastur wants the Hexacontakis & what he would do with it.
=== Spooky Happenings ===
On October 1st, Unwoak had awoken at 12:00 A.M, declaring it to be "SPOOKIN' TIME!" 29 days later, he met Sans & shouted at him for no reason whatsoever. The day after that, he happily celebrated Halloween at the Ledda Residence.
Unwoak was spared during the End of the World on December 7th, however his memories of the event were erased afterward.
During a Super Battle Bros. Tournament on February 3rd, 2019, Unwoak hung out the basement & watched as countless combatants fought their way through the halls. 22 days later during a snowstorm, Unwoak found himself buried in the snow & came across Dozer. He screamed loudly at him when his arm was grabbed, scaring Dozer away.
On April 25th, President Valak & Tantrus attacked the Ledda Residence, but before they could challenge the Almighty Tallest (as well as Birdman), Unwoak tried to protect the house. Unfortunately, Tantrus defeated him with ease.
On September 13th, Unwoak was sitting upstairs, where Sans was looking out the window & told Unwoak that a weird creepy guy was heading towards Polc Forest. However, Sans quickly noticed that Unwoak's skull changed color, to which he pointed towards the full moon & shouted while his eyes glowed a bright blue. Sans left, thinking that's as much of an explanation as he would get.
Unwoak appeared once again on Halloween, initially sitting on the porch to welcome all trick-or-treaters who would stop by, & later on joining a dance sequence with Sans upstairs in Dan's old room.
On March 14th, 2020, Unwoak appeared in a satirical commercial that Dan & Imhotep created about the ultimate pain-reliever called Antidyasis. Unwoak appeared as the punchline to a joke regarding that the side effects of Antidyasis can result in death (which given how Unwoak feels no pain means that it works).
=== Building Up to Another Halloween Battle ===
On October 1st, Unwoak appeared from the basement stairs as Dan was doing the Spooky Dance. However, Unwoak did not have all his bones intact & he stated that he felt a discomfort in his stomach. Dan told him that he had no stomach, to which Unwoak snappily shouted at him. Dan then told him to pull himself back together, as the Spooky Month had began. Unwoak was somehow not aware that October had just started, to which he saw Jack Jarren, Imhotep, & Sans all doing the Spooky Dance. Unwoak felt like he was already late to the spookiness despite the month only just starting, but before he could express this feeling, Equinox appeared out of nowhere & jumpscared him. Jack then walked over to Unwoak & made a pun about "needing a hand" before giving him his arm back.
On Halloween, Unwoak displayed his iridescent skull again since it was a full moon, joining in the celebration of Halloween at the Ledda Residence. In the depths of the basement, Radiant Man was complimenting his appearance before Dan would come downstairs, dressed as a plague doctor, & turned Radiant Man into a skeleton because he wasn't spooky enough. Unwoak was visibly surprised at this reality-bending feat. Later that night, the infamous serial killer Michael Myers was captured by Jack & Sdrawkcab, to which the Tallest ordered him to be brought to the basement. Dr. Zackary Vore arrived to reunite with his long-lost patient & they talked for quite some time. Thing Addams was also present to document the results of their meeting, & Unwoak was silently sitting in the shadows as this was going on. Vendu then appeared to undo the Curse of Thorn on Michael's arm, to which it was successful, but Michael was still bloodthirsty & broke free from his chains to resume his killing spree. With no knife in sight, Michael used a rib bone as a weapon, but Vendu was able to steer clear from the slasher with his magic & quick reflexes. Unwoak took the chance & tried to attack Michael head-on, but Michael grabbed the skeleton by his neck & popped his head clean off, killing him. The fight would resume without him, but Vendu & Thing were able to defeat the Halloween slasher in due time, with Vendu banishing him to Brazil. Afterwards, Vendu put Unwoak's skull back on his body, to which he was greatly pleased. 
=== Security Skeleton ===
Unwoak made a brief appearance on October 1st, 2021 where he loudly greeted Jack to the Ledda Residence by emerging out of a closet to give him a jumpscare. Unwoak was seen again that month on Halloween where he scolded Cyclome for stealing the cauldron of candy that was meant for Trick-Or-Treaters. Unwoak was also seen very briefly on November 14th, where he overheard a meeting between Jack & the Almighty Tallest regarding Jackiller. Unwoak was seen again on Christmas Eve, where he was strung up in purple lights for the festivities. He was going to use green, but he couldn't find any, so he settled for reusing some Halloween lights. Dan briefly acknowledged him & made a dad-joke about he has "no body" after saying that if anybody needs him, he'll be in his office. While HAL 9000 thought the pun was in poor taste, Unwoak surprisingly had a laugh at it, though it was likely a sarcastic one. 
Unwoak was tasked with guarding Dan's house during his one week vacation down in the Dominican Republic in March 2022. When Dan came back, Biggus followed him via Warp Zone. But Dan wanted to be alone with Monika, so while Biggus was upstairs looking for a drink, Dan quietly ordered Unwoak to ensure that the soon-to-be drunken sailor would leave shortly. Unwoak complied & several minutes later, he escorted Biggus elsewhere. 
On June 10th, Unwoak was in the basement & saw Sdrawkcab & Hammerhead competing for dominance by seeing who is weirder & stronger. Unwoak didn't really know what to make of the situation, simply saying "What the Hell am I watching?" Thankfully, this aggressive display didn't continue for much longer, as Claudius released a telekinetic wave that stopped both of them from acting primal, ending the feud. 
On Dan's birthday, Unwoak delivered a treasure chest full of presents to him, all of which came from Monika, much to Dan's delight. Unwoak would be guarding the basement throughout the celebration to make sure Monika would not be revealed prematurely to anyone else. Unfortunately, he wasn't able to do his job well, as Claudius snuck into the basement while Dan was frolicking in the cornfield with Blue Shirt Shaggy & Han Velsing. Unwoak tried to verbally stop him, but Claudius swiftly cut his head off, immobilizing him as he would discover the secret hidden in the office room. He was recapitated later that night. 
On Christmas Day, Claudius paid a visit to make amends with Dan & talked about Monika, & once the two were on good terms once more, Claudius went downstairs to apologize to Unwoak for cutting his head off during the summer. Unwoak pointed & screamed at Claudius before he teleported away. 
To this day, Unwoak remains stationary within the closets of Dan's house, waiting for the right time to strike & give any unsuspecting victim a spooky scare.
== Personality ==
Unwoak is very silly, & loves to spook people whenever he can. He is known for bass boosting his favorite songs wherever he goes. But when he's not goofing around with his loud, obnoxious noises, he's as quiet as a corpse. He also appears to be rude at times, even raising his voice at the Almighty Tallest when not in a good mood. But he is still a loyal ally to the Monirken Empire, despite not always getting along with his fellow Earth operatives. It could just be that Unwoak has his own unique way of expressing himself, one so unique that it comes off as weird to everyone else.
== Powers & Abilities ==
=== Physical Abilities ===
Superhuman Strength: For a skeleton with no muscles, Unwoak is considerably strong, able to overwhelm Dozer & give Heartman a challenge. He was even able to briefly distract the Beast & cling onto his hoof even after having most of his body broken. He should be strong enough to destroy a small town.
Superhuman Speed: Because he is unfamiliar to fatigue, Unwoak can likely move at great speeds, & his lightweight body is a huge part in why he can be quick. He can likely attack at transonic speeds, as he was able to catch Heartman & Dozer off-guard.
Invulnerability: Unwoak has no physical way of feeling pain. Because of this, he can withstand almost any attack, even by stronger opponents. However, while he does not feel it, he'll still know if he's receiving damage. He was tough enough to resist Heartman trying to break his back, which didn't even budge his spinal cord in the slightest, & he was slightly able to resist Michael Myers' brute strength before being decapitated. He also was able to barely survive the Beast breaking his bones apart before finally being kicked down the stairs & having his head come off. When altogether, his bones are tough enough to withstand the destruction of a small town.
* Dermal Armor: He has no muscles or skin, but his bones are resilient enough to be his shield.
Regeneration: Unwoak can reconstitute his body by any means as long as his head is still connected to his spine.
Immortality: Unwoak is immortal in that he is undead & cannot be truly killed unless his head is removed.
Self-Sustenance: As an undead skeleton creature, Unwoak does not need to eat, breathe, or sleep to survive.
=== Special Powers ===
Photokinesis: Unwoak can manipulate the element of light. For instance, he can project flashes of light to illuminate the dark & can make his eyes glow red with light energy. He can even distort the light given off by his surroundings to an extent.
Acoustkinesis: Unwoak's main method of offense, as well as his primary means of communication, is the ability to raise his voice to a heavily distorted level. Every time he utters a word, it's never going to be quiet.
* Skeletal Stealth: Unwoak is surprisingly very quiet, able to move completely undetected. This is because he can cancel out the noises that he himself creates. He's so stealthy that he seemingly avoided Hastur's detection, though Hastur likely just let him go undetected on purpose.
* Skull-Scraping Scream: Unwoak can raise the decibels of his voice to levels of pure, unadulterated discomfort. These screeches he makes can be used to scare unsuspecting victims & are even strong enough to physically move someone, even someone stronger than him like Sans.
Limited Meme Manipulation: Unwoak has some latent memetic abilities, attuned with the Dank Side.
* Musical Distortion: Speech is not the only sound Unwoak can warp. He can emit distorted music within his presence, & can probably manipulate songs that are already playing, as well.
Lunar Iridescence: On a full moon, Unwoak's skull will change color from bone white to iridescent, & his glowing eye color will change from red to blue. The exact reason for this is unknown.
== Weaknesses ==
Unwoak can only be defeated through means of decapitation, as evident by his defeat by Dozer. If his head is detached from his body, he cannot function, entering a state of rest. The only other method than this is to completely obliterate his body so that only dust is left.
== Trivia ==
* His name is supposed to mean that he cannot be awoken, since his theme song is "Wake Me Up".
* His favorite songs/memes are "Wake Me Up" by Evanescence & "Spooky Scary Skeletons" by Andrew Gold.
* In A Night of Freaks, Unwoak can only be spotted until after the fight with Quachil Uttaus is over. He can be seen next to the fridge behind the staircase.
* In Super Battle Bros: The First Bounty of 2018, Unwoak can only be seen at the very end, when Stupid Boba Fett leaves the basement. If you look really carefully, you can spot him sitting on a box next to the staircase.
* Unwoak seems to be able to bypass the Death by Three rule that Z3D spoke of to Heartman since he's been killed on-screen three times but is still around. This might be due to his undead nature, his memetic nature, or both.
== Filmography ==
# Heartman & Dozer’s Adventure in the CRINGE DIMENSION 
# The Oftolenov Chronicles: The Return of Rob Oftolenov 
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s October Update + OtherWeirdly2012’s Birthday Special = This 
# A Night of Freaks 
# The Beast Who Threatens All 
# Super Battle Bros: The First Bounty of 2018 
# Super Battle Bros: THIS SUNDAY NIGHT 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 6: The Ides of March 
# Dan Completes the Infinity Gauntlet for his Birthday (Part 2)
# Spooktober has Begun 
# Sans Does a Thing 
# Super Battle Bros: Showdown 
# Absolute Chaos – Episode 21: Ithaqua, the Wind Walker 
# Birdman: Mutant of the Skies 
# Light Shines Brightest in Despair 
# The Return of IT 
# Antidyasis Commercial 
# Risen from the Crypt 
# A Spooktacular Halloween 
# Enter the Spooks 
# Carving Out the Mystery 
# Jack Jarren vs. Jackiller 
# The Weirdest Christmas Special Ever (Part 1) 
# Claudius’ Quest – Episode 9: Tying Loose Ends 
# Almighty Tallest Danny’s Caribbean Adventure 
# The Supposedly Happiest Day 
# The Gift of Gifts
# A Wonderful Day
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