Angry Birds Rio: The World Cup (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Angry Birds Rio: The World Cup written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A Soccer Ball".
==Plot==
(Meanwhile, King Pig and Nigel's group left the foggy area as they stumble into the forest to start their search on getting revenge on Red and Blu as the group pass by logs, trees and some grass in a path)
*King Pig: I wonder when we are going to get there by taking the jab on the flock.
*Nigel: We'll get there when we have the time to persevere those pretty birds for stealing my spotlight. *fake laugh* Oh, that's not funny at all. *furious* Weirdos.
*Foreman Pig: King Pig, the weather today is 90% forecast of a warm Fahrenheit to keep us cool and clean from the heat of the sun. No hurricane is gonna stop us on our conquest to stop the birds.
*King Pig: Very good. I love to feel hot in the air.
*Gabi: Ah, I can smell the poison from outside. There's some toxicity inside from the dangerous predators that touch and shoot on those logs to feel some poisonous.
*Nigel: Gabi, you are close to shooting poison on Red and Blu. Think you can go for another shot on making them sick like catching the cold?
*Gabi: You think so. With my poison power, I will teach Red and Blu another lesson on trying to not attack against my king and my people behind.
*Minion Pig #1: *chuckles* We people are the best.
*Minion Pig #2: With a lot of under pressure in our soul.
*Chef Pig: A recipe cooked for disaster with a taste of our medicine.
*King Pig: Girl, you got potential. You can beat Red and Blu a second time with your poison power. Don't let the fears stop you from getting your chance to sick them with poison.
*Gabi: Oh, I will never let you down. You are the love of my life and no one like you should never quit on stopping their enemies. When I spread some poison to the birds, they'll be unable to get up and seal into their fates as we will take over their tribe with a army full of pigs.
*Nigel: That's what you made are, sweetheart. Don't let the fear take your soul away. *sleep*
*Gabi: You're sleeping, already?
*King Pig: He got time to sleep. He felt asleep while planning his schemes for a heist.
*Foreman Pig: Majesty!
*King Pig: Excuse me.
*Gabi: *sing*
My darling, while you sleep
All is well
We are friends, and that's swell
But the truth is that I
Have a secret to tell
I love you *dream while flying with Nigel*
People say it's wrong
It's absurd
That a frog and a bird are in love
But I know in my heart
This was so
Meant to be *hold a feather of Nigel's*
If only we could hug and could kiss
It'd be heavenly bliss
But your lungs would explode
And you'd look just like this
As you'd gag with your face turning blue
But darling I'll protect you, I will
Don't worry, just chill
Cause there isn't a bird
That I wouldn't kill for you
Can't you see
Oh, we were destined to be
For we have love
Poisonous love *annoyed the pigs*
And although, yes, I know that you can't hold me
My loving wings enfold me
Fate told me
*Nigel: Love.
*Gabi: Poisonous love.
*Nigel: Love
*Gabi:
Standing here
You're so near and yet
So far
Here we are
What to do
Oh, poo...
You're my Romeo
I'm Juliet
We're so perfect and yet
If we touch, not by much
Still and all you can bet
It's goodbye
And I'll cry
As you die
From our poisonous love! *sleep with a firefly flying and catching the firefly with her tongue*
*King Pig: Wakie wakie. Rise and shine.
*Nigel: *wake up* Huh? What happen?
*Gabi: *wake up* Nigel, you're awake!
*Nigel: Sweetheart, what a good nap it is.
*Gabi: I know it's a short one.
*King Pig: How was your nap?
*Nigel: Too short. We have to get going. We won't be there for long to fight the Angry Birds.
*King Pig: Oh yeah, right. We still have to catch the Angry Birds in the Amazon.
*Foreman Pig: Let's keep it going. No intruder or burglar sneak into our path for lunch.
*Gabi: Let's go Nigel. I can't wait to shoot the poison out of Blu and Red.
*Nigel: They won't be alive for long until I go to their tribe to poop into their party. *laugh*
(Back at the Spix's Macaw Tribe, Blu is flying while holding Red with the flyer on their way to pick up Jewel and the family for an important announcement)
*Blu: Home sweet tribe. Now I need to pick up Jewel and her family with friends on their side.
*Red: Man, I can't hold on to this piece of flyer any longer on my beak.
*Blu: You're holding it in your mouth. Don't worry, it will last longer when we get into the place.
*Red: I wish we were in the land by now where I can show the flyer to everyone else.
*Blu: We're just getting there. So no worries, we'll be in Jewel's place in any second.
*Red: Oh great. I hope I didn't have to hold the paper on my mouth for any longer.
*Jewel: *in her home with friends and family* Eduardo and Mimi, we wish you a happy summer and hope we'll be able to go out and play in the beach when Blu like the idea of vacationing in the shore.
*Eduardo: That sir guy is gonna love the beach and how he's gonna respect it with dignity.
*Mimi: We could have prefer Rio, but another beach in the land of Brazil would be fitting.
*Roberto: I'll be the first to say welcome back if Blu show up with the news on what we have planned for the summer.
*Tiago: Let's hope we surf in the waterfall this time.
*Bia: Stranger danger. The waterfall had a dead end and you won't like it all the way down with the water splashing.
*Carla: You could have been warned when surfing in dangerous areas, kiddo.
*Tiago: Come on. I'm already brave enough to surf in these danger zones. Look how the Angry Birds surf and swing themselves from slingshots. They're so independent that they get to handle everything when being bodiless with no legs or fingers.
*Blu: *show up by dropping Red on the pile of leaves* I'm back! We got some news to tell you.
*Red: Dude! Why you do that for? Don't ever too that again!
*Roberto: *sing* Welcome baaaaccccckk! Welcome! Welcome! Well, coooommme!
*Red: Alright! I heard you! You don't have to sing when we show up again to people we know.
*Roberto: I always do that when people return to the tribe. It's my thing to do along with the ladies.
*Blu: And sorry for dropping you in our pile. I shouldn't mean to do that when showing up with enthusiasm.
*Tiago: Daddy, you're back.
*Carla: You got some news to tell us?
*Blu: Well, yes. But where's the paper?
*Red: *show the flyer to everyone* You gotta see this. It's important.
*Tiago: What the? Why are you holding a napkin on the go? Didn't Grandpa made the rules to not accept all human things in the tribe?
*Bia: Tiago, it's just a piece of paper. There's no need to be scared of.
*Tiago: You mean that piece of flyer that blackmail you to one of those tricks?
*Red: I'm not taking it seriously.
*Jewel: Let me read. *read the flyer* "Come to the World Cup. June 12, 2014 - July 13, 2014." Ooh, a world cup. Not bad.
*Roberto: Who's going to the World Cup?
*Red: You all saw the flyer and we're gonna discuss more when we pick the rest of our friends.
*Eduardo: We'll do what we have to do to bring everyone together and assemble for the most important news of the day.
*Tiago: We're in.
*Red: I hope the rest of our friends aren't busy to other things. If the time is now, then we're hosting a meeting.
*Blu: Good. Now let's go pick up Rafael, Nico, Pedro and the others.
(At Rafael's log home, Rafael and Eva are taking care of the kids as the kids are flying all over the place by throwing leaves and biting on their parents, prior to Red and Blu's flock arrival)
*Rafael: Watch the bird feathers kids. You're biting on my beak!
*Eva: Get over here son! Rafael, let's put them to sleep.
*Rafael: Honey, we can't just put them to sleep when the day is up. Only bats sleep since they're afraid of the light.
*Eva: We're not New Yorkers and Parisians, silly. You need to give them a bath or else we're gonna have a big problem.
*Rafael: There's too much pressure. We don't deliver water to our logs since water is the affect of growing plants like roses.
*Eva: Roses are red, violets are blue and you have to take care of all the kids since I already babysit them a lot from last week!
*Blu: *show up with the gang* Heyo! Are we having a babysitting problem here.
*Red: Someone is gonna get angry today by taking care of like ten kids in a family tree.
*Rafael: Blu! Red! Thank heavens, you're here to save me. My wife is driving me crazy with all the little kiddies and their biting and chewing is making me laugh!
*Eva: I still have not gotten my new fruit hat yet!
*Jewel: Rafael, we need you. We're about to have a meeting in our leaf circle.
*Rafael: You said it love bird. Eva, I'm going to be gone for a while. Take care of the kids while I'm gone.
*Eduardo: Just like when I watch over my grandkids for the holidays.
*Eva: Rafael! I'm gonna kill you when you get home!
*Red: Oh lord. We're outta here.
*Rafael: Thanks again sweetie. I love you and taking care of chicks is a lot of hard work.
*Eva: I'll rather babysit a baby frog if it weren't for their sickness and toxic in their bodies. Next time, I'm hiring a maid.
*Rafael: You crack me up.
*Red: Just don't. Come on dude, she's killing you.
*Eva: Only when the headache comes and drive your head into circumstances and cause a domino effect in your brain.
*Roberto: In your dreams, toucan.
(At Nico, Pedro and Luiz' log stack, Nico and Pedro are practicing some beatboxing while Luiz dance to the music from his bird friends prior to Red and Blu's arrival)
*Nico: *beatbox* Uh huh. Ooh ooh. I like it.
*Pedro: *beatbox* Cha cha to the slide. Cha cha real smooth!
*Luiz: Everybody clap your fins!
*Nico: *clap with Pedro* Perfect song. Woo! We're gonna sing it for the next New Year party in the rainforest.
*Pedro: If we got a Casper Slide part one and two, will there be a part three next?
*Luiz: Only if we produce a sequel like the prequel to "Party Rock Anthem"!
*Blu: *show up with the gang* We're back! What are you guys singing?
*Red: Is it some sort of boombox or beatbox?
*Nico: Both rhymes. We're just practicing our songs.
*Pedro: Practice make effort and perfect with some swagga! *make a sound*
*Luiz: That's the Pedro way of partying and doing the samba.
*Rafael: My men, what's up!?
*Luiz: Looking good.
*Tiago: Crazy cool.
*Eduardo: You guys pop me up.
*Nico: I thought you meant by cracking up when someone make a funny joke or a sound.
*Eduardo: No. What I meant, you two pop me up like crazy. And the red one, it still crack me up.
*Pedro: You said it. There will only be one Pedro and that's me!
*Red: Are you referring to the Angry Bird me or the Red-crested Cardinal? Never mind, we're just the same color and different species.
*Luiz: *lick Blu* Bluey! How it's going? Are you going to take me for a walk?
*Blu: Now that we got everyone, we'll send you guys over to the Angry Birds where we discuss more of a upcoming event with a game inside.
*Nico: A game? Like you play on a piece of paper like Tic-Tac-Toe?
*Blu: Um, it's a special kind of game as said on the paper. We'll talk more when we get to the Angry Birds.
*Pedro: While we were walking home, the Angry Birds were hanging out at the leaf circle to chill for a bit.
*Jewel: The Angry Birds are already at the leaf circle when we are about to take you there to discuss our meeting?
*Red: Dang. I didn't know they're already at the leaf circle, meaning that our meeting should be held right here when my friends are here super duper early prior to our arrival.
*Nico: You know what? Let's go. We'll catch them over at the leaf circle.
*Pedro: A meeting fully awaits!
*Luiz: This time, I'm not left out as always.
*Rafael: I can't wait 'til the Angry Birds hear about a event you guys mention.
*Red: Well played.
*Blu: Their minds will be blown away like tickets in the stadium.
(At the leaf circle, the Angry Birds hang out in the logs while chatting prior to Red and Blu's arrival to discuss the news about the World Cup)
*Chuck: Cheetahs are fast, jaguars are fast and I am fast! Does that make it clear to all of you people?
*Bomb: One of them is the fastest and the Mighty Eagle is one of them.
*Chuck: Mighty Eagle! I love him!
*Jay: The guy's a legend.
*Jim: Legends never quit to fight enemies.
*Jake: Bad boys skip school.
*Matilda: We don't really do school, but yeah. You're right about bad boys skipping school, right Terence?
*Terence: *annoyed*
*Hal: When we get home to our island, we're making waffles.
*Bubbles: With candy on the inside.
*Stella: Once in a lifetime, you should slow down your blood sugar while eating lots of candy.
*Blu: *show up with everyone* Greetings! Glad you all came to the leaf circle so early that I have to inform you all about a current event.
*Chuck: Hey guys. Back so soon to hang out again?
*Red: It's something else. We need to talk.
*Stella: You got some news to say Red?
*Red: Blu, show them the flyer.
*Blu: *show the flyer to everyone* Everyone, as you see here, there is a new sport event coming up. It's about soccer, a game where you kick the ball to your team to make a goal on the opposite team's net. That is my friends is the World Cup.
*Chuck: A World Cup? Like a world in a cup?
*Bomb: Does that mean all the worlds are going to compete to fight against the cup of balls?
*Blu: Not a game where the worlds fight over a ball. The soccer championship is the World Cup. That's what the flyer is flying.
*Bomb: The World Cup is the soccer championship? Wow.
*Hal: And I thought the baseball championship is called the World Series.
*Bubbles: Why call it the World Series when we're in like the end of baseball for the playoffs and championships?
*Chuck: You're going to play for the World Cup Series? How many episodes will you fill in for the game?
*Red: Guys, stop making fun of World Cup. We do not have time for jokes and I don't take jokes seriously.
*Terence: *annoyed* Mmm...
*Jay: What about the Super Bowl?
*Jim: The National Basketball Championship?
*Jake: The last game of hockey?
*Luiz: You guys clearly don't know what we're talking about, do you?
*Chuck: We heard. But why you're saying that we don't understand what the meaning of the World Cup?
*Red: Chuck, pay attention. Nico, explain the soccer event to them.
*Nico: Friends. The World Cup is actually a soccer event where countries around the world compete for their team to win the grand prize.
*Pedro: For example, Rio compete with the World Cup many times, but unfortunately, they lost many times and never won a World Cup.
*Luiz: Like America cause, they always suck at winning.
*Jewel: They always lose cause, they're never going to get any better at kicking like the Miami Dolphins.
*Blu: That's actually a team from the NFL, if I'm not mistaken.
*Jewel: I know that Blu. This is pretty much why Linda and Tulio watch sports all week long when they're off work.
*Red: Any more explanation on the World Cup?
*Jewel: It happen like every four years.
*Rafael: Just like the election of people running in power which last every four years.
*Tiago: One term, four years. Two terms, eight years.
*Bia: And that's how we vote for success and make great progress in the charts.
*Carla: Can't mess with the polls.
*Stella: When is actually the World Cup? We need to know.
*Rafael: The World Cup is in few days. Starting June 12. Who wanna play some soccer before watching the actual game over a promotion?
*Blu: You just wanted to count us in for the game in Brazil, right?
*Rafael: Yeah. It's just a question.
*Jay: Are we really playing for the World Cup?
*Red: It's the humans' thing. We can make it our thing too by playing a game of ball to accommodate the biggest event of all time.
*Bomb: We're on.
*Chuck: That's right. Speeding up for energy.
*Luiz: Make me a new bone.
*Stella: No more falling on diets.
*Matilda: What is the World Cup like?
*Blu: Aw man. Didn't you guys heard? You're all daydreaming here. It's a annual game event that have people kicking over a ball in the field to kick against the net to the opponents to make a goal. We played soccer once during a death match.
*Jewel: What is the death match you're talking about?
*Blu: Remember that time when I encounter Felipe and forced you all to go to war, we played a game like soccer. What is that game called when we have to kick the nut to reach to the goal?
*Rafael: It's football. We play it on the Pit of Doom.
*Bubbles: You played football like holding a oval ball to through it on the U-net like the Super Bowl?
*Rafael: Not that oval ball from the Super Bowl, Football is also known as soccer in other countries and soccer is the most famous sport game in the world after football.
*Luiz: It's still football to me cause, it's more famous than the actual kicking the ball game.
*Blu: Sports are just sports and will always be sports like Zumba being dancing. What is that name of the little ball we used to play in the Pit of Doom.
*Jewel: Seriously? Have you not forgotten anything in your memory? We used a Brazil nut to play soccer in the Pit of Doom.
*Blu: Oh, a Brazil nut. I remember. Like the acorn that falls over a tree with the squirrels swallowing the acorn to save it and bury it on the ground to keep it cold. You know what I mean.
*Nico: You know what a nut is.
*Pedro: We don't eat nuts or peanuts, we kick nuts to play in tournaments like the Pit of Doom.
*Chuck: I thought the pit involves spikes and booby traps all over the place with piranha fishes swimming and biting off your butts.
*Stella: Yeah, but ain't going to call a nut for a day.
*Blu: We should do our own World Cup together. If the humans are having theirs, why not make our own to go to the goal to represent our species.
*Rafael: Blu, we're all different birds here. How is the world of animals gonna bring everyone together to form our own World Cup? That's just risky.
*Blu: You're not going to support my decision to start a campaign of a all-bird World Cup?
*Rafael: Nah. What do you think Luiz?
*Luiz: Huh? I'm a bulldog. We dogs guard through gates to prevent burglars and cats from coming in like *bark* roof roof roof!
*Matilda: Luiz, you don't live in a garage anymore. You live in the jungle now.
*Luiz: Right. The guarding days are over and now in with the rainforest days.
*Blu: We'll just play with a nut for the Pit of Doom. I'll go ask Felipe and his tribe for a match.
*Jewel: You're asking Felipe for a match at the Pit of Doom? Are you out of your mind?
*Nico: Really dude? He'll kill you for this.
*Blu: Honey, I just want a fair game. Rivals play against each other, so does friends and enemies. We're only doing this for fun like a play date.
*Red: That Felipe guy is gonna kick your butt like last time. Are you sure you wanna do this?
*Blu: Yes. We birds are still rivals to the red macaws after all and how much they have been protecting their tribe from intruders even on this day.
*Jewel: They have protected their tribe and guard the branches for so long ever since the beginning. When I was a chick, they were still guarding the trees before the fire drown me away and caught by humans to a medical center in Rio.
*Blu: The same hospital where I met Jewel.
*Jewel: Just go find Felipe. I don't wanna talk about why you distract my moment to escape into the cage.
*Blu: Alright. Okay. I'll go tell Felipe that we're having a game in the Pit of Doom. See you in a little while. *fly off*
*Pedro: Make it quick! I'm dying to play some soccer!
*Chuck: Soccer with nuts? Well that's a new thing.
*Rafael: It has always been a thing for so long before you guys came.
*Red: Way to go on the flipside. Hope he's back with the news.
*Blu: I almost forgot. My Red! *hold Red while flying*
*Red: Blu! How could you? I'm gonna kill you!
*Blu: I almost forgot about you. I always need you on my side to help.
*Red: Why do I always have to go with you on important announcements when I'm about to ride solo?
*Blu: Can't leave you behind without backup!
*Red: You call this backup? We should have send in the flock over!
*Stella: Boys will always be boys.
*Jewel: And they're always funny to me.
(At the Red Macaw Tribe, a group of Red Macaws land on the tree branch while listening to Felipe with Tito, Mario, Cesar and Antonio on their side with Blu and Red showing up to ask for a soccer match)
*Felipe: So boys, we got ourselves a nice nut for our collection.
*Tito: The face of a nut.
*Mario: No nuts to crack without a game.
*Cesar: Can't live without an acorn or a peanut.
*Antonio: It's all yours, bro. Don't share it with anyone else.
*Felipe: I don't care about sharing. We got our own little thing. The other tribe own their little baby one while we got the big stuff right here.
*Blu: *show up while holding Red* Eh, I wouldn't call it a big one if I were you.
*Felipe: You again? What do you want Blu boy?
*Blu: Felipe, I'm not trying to push you or hurt you. I'm just asking if you want to play some soccer with our tribe back at the Pit of Doom.
*Red: Do we have a deal?
*Felipe: Are you kidding me? Is this beautiful how powerful I am when I beat your sorry butts the other day? You want to play fair against my team, do you?
*Blu: I'm not trying to be negative. my rival. I am just asking nicely.
*Felipe: Oh, that sound fair. No buts, no making fun and no goofing around like what the joking bird always does to pull up your tricks. We'll have a match.
*Blu: Sweet. Bet the World Cup is gonna roll you around into a soccer ball in one of those big events.
*Felipe: The World Cup isn't going to pull back on you. You had one job to kick the ball and you kick it against your team for us to score a point. We'll play fairly this time.
*Red: Mind as well eat some berries before the actual game?
*Felipe: No thank you. I keep those fruits to myself and my team.
*Red: Okay, no need to ask for fruits then.
*Blu: All righty. So what happen next?
*Felipe: You tell me. You know what we're gonna do to you in the game.
*Blu: Um...
(Moments later, a soccer match is held in the Pit of Doom with the Spix's Macaws and Red Macaws competing by kicking the Brazil nut with the tapir and porcupine acting like announcers with a bare-faced curassow acting like a referee with "Bola Viva" by Carlinhos Brown playing in the background. Blu's friends watch their team play for the nut while Blu is trying to catch a nut by kicking it.)
*Blu: Whoa, ow, hey, okay. Give me the nut while I kick it.
*Felipe: You're always slow Blu. Heads up, Mario!
*Mario: We're getting our rights back! *kick the nut*
*Tapir: What a day in the Pit of Doom. We can see who is going to gain the rights of the Brazil nuts back.
*Porcupine: It's on the grove. How many shots will take for the two tribes to claim the prize for the nuts.
*Jewel: Come on Blu!
*Eduardo: Don't let us down!
*Red: Let's go my man. We can win this!
*Jay: Why do we always play to gain the rights for a single nut?
*Rafael: It's part of the tribes' politics and choice. It's their decision to make and will lead the nuts whoever want this war.
*Jake: And why they're still calling it a war?
*Rafael: That's what we're referring to.
*Jim: Still declaring a game of war, huh?
*Roberto: Don't make me fall over the pit. *kick a nut*
*Tito: I got it, I got it! *miss his shot* Come on!
*Tapir: *scream* Goooaaaaaalllll! There you have it. The Red Team missed their shot to earn a point and they're hitting the bomb on this one!
*Jewel: Way a go, Blue Team!
*Chuck: Give your mommies and daddies some sugar!
*Blu: Wow. Yay. I like it.
*Felipe: We're not going easy on this one, nice guy. *kick the nut*
*Roberto: My team, let's go. *chase over the nut*
*Blu: Excuse me, pardon me, 'scuse me! *kick the nut*
*Mario: Hey! *kick the nut* Don't cheat.
*Blu: I wasn't cheating.
*Felipe: Liar. You think a nice guy try to play dead on us? I think you're faking it.
*Blu: Come on man. You're always playing, right?
*Felipe: Playing on tricks isn't going to help. *kick the nut*
*Roberto: Over here!
*Blu: And there!
*Cesar: One plus one! *he and everyone kick the nut many times*
*Antonio: *kick the nut to the blue team's net* Boom!
*Tapir: Goooaaaallll! They be scoring and storming like thunder!
*Porcupine: They be getting the nut grove on for all of eternity!
*Jewel: Aw. We were close.
*Eduardo: Come on blue team! We can still do this!
*Red: You just have to strive and feel the crane. Just like you practice before the actual game.
*Tapir: *scream many times after moments of each team getting their scores* Gooooooaaaaaaaaaallllllllll!!!!!!!!!
*Porcupine: I'm feeling that nut kick grove here, my commentator.
*Roberto: *dance with his team after making a score* Oof oof oof oof oof!
*Blu: One more point and we win!
*Felipe: Final score! We're gonna gain our rights back to the nuts and you're gonna like it. Come on! *kick the nut*
*Blu: It's grooving time! *kick the nut*
*Roberto: Ah ah ah. Caw caw caw! *kick the nut*
*Cesar: *get hit by the nut* Oof! *upset everyone*
*Roberto: My bad everyone. Accidents always happen.
*Felipe: *kick the nut while chasing off the piranha fishes* This is my turf!
*Blu: *he and everyone kick the nut* Hey, no cutsies. Don't make our baby fall over in the water.
*Felipe: This is nobody's nut. It's the whole forest! *kick the nut up high*
*Blu: Oh my clouds.
*Roberto: Reach for the sky! *he and everyone reach to the sky to kick over a nut*
*Tapir: This just in! The two teams are still soaring for the nuts. We don't know which of the two teams are going to win, but will get a chance to win their biggest game yet.
*Porcupine: Not even the water boy is close on scoring its biggest point yet.
*Red: Let's go Blu.
*Stella: You can do it.
*Mimi: Make your aunt-in-law proud!
*Blu: Over there. Come on.
*Roberto: Make it to the net.
*Felipe: Hey hey hey. That's my net.
*Antonio: They won't get away with this.
*Blu: High shot! *kick the nut to the red team's bet* Goal! *make the bare-faced curassow end the match*
*Tapir: Gooooaaaaaaallllll!!! The Blue Team have win it all! The winner take it all! The Spix's Macaws still got the rights for the nuts once again and have won a game of war. What a game you guys.
*Eduardo: Yes! We won!
*Jewel: Woo! Go Blu!
*Roberto: Great job everyone. Way a go! *clap together*
*Blu: Yeah. Chicken tenders, mashed potatoes, cheese and sprinkles!
*Red: Ham and eggs. That's a classic line over there.
*Luiz: Woo! There go my man!
*Nico: My favorite nerd bird.
*Pedro: Oh yeah! He got swag!
*Felipe: No! Blu, you won again. But we won't be back for another game until next season. Let's go my team! We'll train some more in the meantime. *he and his tribe fly off*
*Blu: Look at me. I'm the goat!
*Porcupine: He's the greatest of all time.
*Tapir: That's what I like about him. So sharp, intelligence and brave.
*Eduardo: Great work Blu. You made the leaders proud.
*Blu: I couldn't done it without you. A great game is always a great game.
*Red: You wouldn't be that angry if you lost over the nuts.
*Blu: Of course not. I could never let everyone down after learning my mistake.
*Rafael: Fruit punch party at the leaf circle! *cheer with everyone*
(Back with Linda, Tulio and Fernando, the gang head over to the park where many people are seen playing soccer in one of the fields to practice for the World Cup)
*Linda: I never seen anyone playing soccer like this in all the fields.
*Tulio: They're training for the World Cup. You know, some of their family members are going for their teams and some will be competing to represent their country for the games.
*Fernando: Very cool. I wonder what it's like when we represent our team in the states. You know, like Brazil and Peru.
*Linda: They're all part of the same continent in Brazil.
*Tulio: Rio is one of them. So, I worked in a medical center in Rio.
*Linda: I thought you stopped working there after we got married and form a place full of lost birds.
*Tulio: We also got our own show with a bunch of ribbons and medals earned. All of my people in charge are watching over the birds while we're gone.
*Fernando: So, if we're not into taking care of birds right now, why not play some soccer in the field.
*Linda: If there is a open spot, then yes we will play some soccer over there in the free field.
*Tulio: Let's play some soccer and pretend we're competing for the World Cup!
(Linda, Tulio and Fernando play some soccer in the field while one of them keep kicking over the ball while getting to the nets)
*Linda: Woo hoo! Come on! You can make it.
*Tulio: Not so fast. Too fast, too slow.
*Fernando: Hey, where are the two teams? Aren't we suppose to pick some people on our side to play properly?
*Linda: It's a free practice Fernando. No need to tell what to do on the game.
*Tulio: Make the scores all you want while kicking.
*Fernando: Okay. If this the decision you make for the family, then I'm in. *kick the ball to the net many times* Goal!
*Linda: *kick the ball to the net* Woo!
*Tulio: It's goal!
*Linda: I know. We're not on TV still.
*Tulio: If we're in the game in-person, then it's a goal. *kick the ball to the net* See? Goal!
*Fernando: *kick the ball* The best sport goes to football! *kick the ball*
*Linda: It's soccer!
*Fernando: That's another name for football. The other ball is a oval used in American sports like the Super Bowl.
*Tulio: Never more the Super Bowl! *kick the ball high and into the forest* Whoa. Did you see that?
*Linda: That ball went up high with a big kick.
*Fernando: What happen to the ball?
*Tulio: The ball! Oh man. That was the last one left. It flew all the way to the rainforest and I'm too scared to go back there with black panthers and big spiders crawling over to the trees. It happened once with a cobra since last year.
*Linda: It's okay Tulio. It's wasn't our ball.
*Park Ranger: We always get replacements after every kick of a soccer ball. It was not your fault. The park's security system pay the balls for us while paying off their rents.
*Tulio: You got it. Oh well, nothing to see here. No more playing soccer for the day.
*Fernando: Maybe we can ask for another. Are you more soccer balls left to play for us to train?
*Park Ranger: Sorry folks. We ran out of soccer balls. All the soccer players came to pick the balls to train for the World Cup. Parks and gyms are starting to get crowdy now in wake of the World Cup on June 12. You guys should have came earlier to kick all the balls before the crowd start coming at 10.
*Linda: But the park doesn't open to all the guests 'til 10.
*Park Ranger: I know. We also close at 10pm when the Sun is still down.
*Tulio: We're just gonna take a walk.
*Fernando: Thanks for the ball. Kicking is a part of life and the sports gonna prove it how fit we are to compete with the big guys.
*Linda: Not as big as the regular soccer players like Lionel Messi. But we can still play soccer after all.
*Park Ranger: Thanks for coming and thanks for playing soccer with us. Hope the park is proud on how many people contribute to train for the biggest game of the year. *look at his watch* Lunch time already? Eh. Time to prepare some burrito wraps with a Oreo milkshake. *head out*
(Back at the Spix's Macaw Tribe in the leaf circle, Red and Blu's team celebrate their win after beating the Red Macaw Tribe in the Pit of Doom by serving their cups of fruit punch up and drinking it with lots of grapes to eat)
*Rafael: Ladies and gentlemen. We got our biggest winner of the swimmer. Three cheers for our tribe. Cheers! *everyone join him on cheering and drinking some fruit punch*
*Chuck: *eat the grapes* Yum yum grapes. I love when the tribe store lots of food for the season.
*Red: Way a go Blu. The whole tribe even love you more.
*Blu: Thank you Red. And thank you everyone. I couldn't help it without your support.
*Luiz: You got my support.
*Rafael: And everyone's support. You're the champ of the man.
*Pedro: Show some swag my man. Uh! You gotta shake it like a reindeer.
*Nico: Why are we holding glass cups? Didn't you like strict all the human things in the tribe?
*Eduardo: The human things have been mandated and uplifted. Ever since our battle with the loggers, human things are still allowed, but no junk or garbage that violate our tribes' rules.
*Bubbles: These purple dots are the most healthy candies in the whole wide jungle.
*Stella: They're not candies. They're just fruit, Bubbles.
*Bubbles: How do you know a fruit is not a healthy candy?
*Stella: They're just born from the trees. Also, fruits don't have sugar, neither do vegetables.
*Mimi: Vanilla and chocolate don't have sugar, unless you add them like on candy bars.
*Blu: I'm so sweet. Yeah. Take that Felipe. *pretend to fight* Hoo, ha! You want that? Come and get some. *get hit by a soccer ball*
*Rafael: Blu!
*Red: Are you okay?
*Blu: Ow. Who hit me back?
*Jewel: Baby, you're alright?
*Tiago: Daddy, are you okay?
*Bomb: That was an effective hit.
*Eduardo: It's alright man. Human things can be a pain sometimes, just like with bulldozers and drills.
*Blu: Ow. My head. *itch his head* I don't know where that from, but it's like getting hit by a dodgeball. *surprised by a soccer ball*
*Nico: Blu, are you okay? Can you speak up?
*Pedro: Blu!
*Blu: *walk towards the soccer ball* Holy shampoo. What am I seeing in my eyes?
*Hal: What's in your eyes?
*Blu: Oh, nothing. No twink, no twitch, and no eyelash. Just a ball standing right next to me.
*Red: Holy whac-a-mole. What is that?
*Jewel: Is that?
*Tiago: A soccer ball?
*Blu: Whoa! Is it a soccer ball. I thought it is a mango fruit like dragon fruit. Boy, the gods gave us good luck to give us a sport to play with for the incoming event.
*Rafael: You mention the World Cup earlier. So that's what the World Cup is about. Using a soccer ball to kick a ball to compete with two teams on a field.
*Bia: It looks pretty clever and unique.
*Carla: It got some black spots on a white ball. Look pretty neat like a basketball.
*Red: Looks good in the size of me.
*Bomb: The same size as our bodiless heads. It's a kickable ball after all, am I right?
*Bubbles: It's so convince. One of us is gonna kick it like we did to a nut.
*Hal: What does it feel like to move a ball? *use his beak to move the soccer ball* Not bad to me.
*Bubbles: It's in good use, so yes. We're gonna kick the ball to test it for the game.
*Red: This is going to be our game and tuff!
*Blu: Great. No need to steal a ball from a human belonging and this one came out of nowhere like a lost and found bag.
*Jewel: Is it true a soccer ball came right toward us when someone was actually kicking a ball and left it out in our tribe?
*Blu: Possibly. Maybe yes, maybe no.
*Eduardo: Should we like give it back after one use?
*Blu: No no. We just found it. We could keep it. Nobody can steal it, but the Angry Birds.
*Bubbles: Don't diss on us like that.
*Blu: Sorry. I planned out the plan to play soccer all along by practicing.
*Mimi: We're gonna practice.
*Blu: Check.
*Red: We'll watch both ways to see which of our opponents are going for the ball.
*Blu: We're not driving, we're just playing to compete. So check.
*Jewel: Will one of us be in two teams to compete.
*Blu: If we want to. The Red Macaws we faced at the Pit of Doom will sure love this. After kicking nuts in pits, we'll see who will have the foreign rights of a single sports ball.
*Rafael: It's on the most wanted list.
*Luiz: Bing bing boom. Wow.
*Jewel: Are we really going to do this or what?
*Blu: We must prepare. To play the most important game of the summer.
*Red: With strive.
*Chuck: With pressure.
*Bomb: With strength, traits, and skills!
*Blu: Hold my feathers in anticipation of the World Cup. *his friends join in* On three. One, two, three. *he and everyone wings up* For the World Cup!
*Luiz: And soccer.
*Blu: In a moment of speech, in song mode. *gulp and sing*
They said, every time I close my eyes
I feel like I could disappear
I could overflow an ocean
With the cavalcade of all my tears, all my tears
And I know I sound dramatic
But that's just how it feels, how it feels
She said, I'm holdin' to the notion
That I'll find something real
*Jewel:
Yeah, we just wanna be wanted, oh
We could use a little love sometimes
We just need to be needed, oh
Like to know I'm crossin' someone's mind
*Blu:
We just wanna be someone that somebody needs
We just want to be more than a drop in the sea
We just want to be
*Red: *his friends stand up for him*
We be countin' up my karma on the clock
And we think it's time to cash it in
So tired of livin' the a shadow
Of a mountain of what might've been
And I know I sound dramatic but that's just how it feels
I've been looking for somebody to tell me that I'm real
*Roberto:
We just wanna be wanted
We could use a little love sometimes
We just need to be needed
*Luiz: Like to know I'm crossin' someone's mind.
*Blu:
I just wanna be someone that somebody needs
I just wanna be more than a drop in the sea
I just want to be wanted
Oh, yeah
We just want to be wanted
Ooh
I just wanna be wanted
I could use a little love sometimes
I just need to be needed
Like to know I'm crossin' someone's mind
*Nico:
Yo, I'm here in the house
I be spinning on bottles
They be skating on rails
And be surfing on boards
*Pedro: *cut up a potato to fries*
And I play with a potato
By cutting up to fries
Like this ain't a fast-food chain
It's a whole another level like a bank *make a sound*
*Red: You won't let us down.
*Chuck: You can make us strive.
*Bomb: You can go for ten.
*Jay, Jake and Jim: You can win it all.
*Matilda: Do not lose it all.
*Hal: First or second, fine by us.
*Bubbles: Eat lots of sweets.
*Stella: And pop some bubbles before you kick.
*Terence: *annoyed*
*Blu:
I just wanna be someone that somebody needs
I just wanna be more than a drop in the sea
I just want to be wanted
Oh, yeah
We just want to be wanted
Ooh
I just wanna be wanted
I could use a little love sometimes
I just need to be needed
Like to know I'm crossin' someone's mind *see everyone clap*
*Red: Bravo, bravo.
*Blu: Huh? What? What I do?
*Jewel: That was, incredible.
*Tiago: Our theme song for our game. This is what we're gonna do to practice before the actual game.
*Jay: Whatever the rules say, you have time to practice your skills.
*Blu: We can't wait to compete on two teams with this soccer ball. We gotta tell everyone about this.
*Rafael: It's like the next big thing has come to us.
*Nico: No more kicking nuts. Now we got a soccer ball in our wings to kick with.
*Pedro: Welcome to the new norm.
*Red: Come on. We gotta tell the tribe about this.
*Mimi: I'm pretty sure they're gonna love what we have found in our leaf circle.
*Eduardo: As long the human thing is appropriate and not dangerous as a plastic bag.
(Red and Blu's gang head over to the Spix's Macaw Tribe for a announcement by bringing everyone in about the news of the World Cup with Blu holding up the soccer ball)
*Blu: Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls, people of the flock and tribe. We got some news to tell you about.
*Red: Earlier in the day, me and Blu were having a nice talk on the river until we got caught us with a paper flyer.
*Blu: The flyer shows that the World Cup is in few days. It is a annual event about a ball. A ball that can kick through fields and hit through nets. Does anybody have any questions?
*Peri: What is the ball we're gonna use?
*Old Bird: Is it a peanut?
*Lady Macaw: What does it look like?
*Blue Sentry: On what size is it?
*Blu: *hold the soccer ball* While we were celebrating our win from regaining the rights of the nuts, I found this ball in our leaf circle and this is what it look like. *shock everyone*
*Charlie: *shocked with his tongue out while eating ants*
*Old Bird: Holy cannoli. Sweet mother of gold bucks of heaven. What is that?!
*Peri: Is that a apple?
*Blu: It is a soccer ball. A ball that you kick with your feet.
*Jewel: Everyone. We got a game to play. Forget about kicking nuts. We're going to host our own World Cup like the humans.
*Eduardo: One of you guys are going to be on two teams. We'll be practicing some kicking by using apples as back-up while a real soccer ball will be taken turns by each one of you.
*Blue Sentry: I'll go set up our bases while everyone will get to work.
*Old Bird: This is going to go for the *fall off the branch* gold!
*Chuck: Ouch! He always fall right into his steps.
*Bomb: Has he always been that blind?
*Chuck: Since he been aging and got nowhere to see.
*Red: Okay people. Let's go set up our fields and prepare the bases for which one of us is gonna practice on each field.
*Stella: At least it's not like baseball.
*Red: This is suppose to be Team Soccer and not Team Softball.
*Chuck: It is the World Cup after all.
*Red: Yes. I know that Chuck.
*Eduardo: Are we ready to do this?!
*Everyone: Yeah!
*Red: Are you sure? I can't hear you! *see everyone cheer* I like when people respond to our feedback.
*Blu: We'll make some fields and play some soccer right away.
*Nico: It's time for some soccer-motion, baby!
*Pedro: Woo!
(Many Spix's Macaws begin work on the fields by taking out the logs in the ground and setting up fields with many of the Spix's Macaws playing soccer by using apples to kick while Red and Blu's flock practice by kicking a soccer ball to the field)
*Blu: Yeah. Let's go soccer.
*Red: Come on. Pass it to me.
*Chuck: We're all practicing at the same time.
*Tiago: Me me me!
*Jay: I like the way we move.
*Nico: Go to defense!
*Pedro: Make a shot.
*Eduardo: Make a goal!
*Blu: Oh yeah. This is better than kicking nuts.
(Meanwhile, Jewel and Stella are in their hideout, learning a few lessons about kicking a ball by using an apple)
*Jewel: I don't remember kicking a nut when we first moved, but I want to learn about kicking balls and competing for the team.
*Stella: You bet. This is your ball right here. When the referee says to kick, you kick right when the game is about to start.
*Jewel: Cool. Can we touch the ball while kicking it?
*Stella: No, just no. No one is allowed to touch the ball while kicking. You'll be fowl as your score will be backfired.
*Jewel: Right. Rules are rules. Whatever the coach says, we'll do what we have to do, by kicking! *kick the apple*
*Stella: Whoa. My turn. *kick the apple many times with Jewel*
*Jewel: Pretty clever.
*Stella: You're doing it.
*Jewel: We're going good.
*Stella: Without bubbles, this look like a good kick.
*Jewel: *kick the apple to the net* Goal!
*Stella: You did it Jewel. You kick the ball!
*Jewel: It's just an placeholder of a apple. I did good.
*Stella: You were great! I hope you can play with the rest of the guys playing and show how skilled you are.
*Jewel: I never expect to kick a ball before. Yes! I did it! I know how to play soccer. Woo hoo! *fly around* I am a master of soccer!
*Stella: First time playing. You're even a master of it.
*Jewel: Woo! I can celebrate! *fly high while singing*
I'm like a bird, I only fly away
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is
And baby, all I need for you to know is
I'm like a bird, I'll only fly away
I don't know where my soul is
I don't know where my home is
All I need for you to know is-
*Stella: Woo. You are a bird, like me. So, you can fly while kicking nuts, right?
*Jewel: Can you see I'm flying? Woo!
*Stella: *follow Jewel* Wait up! We still got a game to play. Gosh, flyers are always faster than slow birds.
(Back at the field, Red and Blu's flock are still practicing soccer by kicking the ball as Jewel and Stella join in on playing soccer)
*Red: On your left.
*Blu: Right here.
*Tiago: Right yeah.
*Luiz: Gimmie gimmie gimmie.
*Chuck: I got the spot.
*Bomb: I'm hitting the spot!
*Bubbles: I'll be hitting the dream.
*Jewel: *show up with Stella* Hey guys, still having the soccer fever?
*Blu: What are you waiting on? Join us on practicing some soccer.
*Stella: You know what we're up to.
*Jewel: Let's give them a little fun. *she and Stella join in by kicking the soccer ball with everyone*
*Stella: Yeah right! Pass it over to me.
*Red: *hit the ball* Uh huh! Now you're getting it!
*Hal: I'll be the foot on the fruit!
*Rafael: Game on!
*Chuck: Make a score, make a score.
*Stella: *hit the ball to the net* Goal!
*Mimi: Woo! Great kick Stella! You make Aunt Mimi proud!
*Jewel: You are one fast top notch bird on the block.
*Stella: They know my name and how many times I can pop bubbles to kick a ball.
*Chuck: Like foosball, or is it caboose?
*Jay: Duh, it's soccer. That's what we're kicking for. Foosball is just table football where you move the sticks of each football player to hit over the ball.
*Bomb: Just like with pinball.
*Blu: I know what you're thinking. You are trained for this. We'll be training for a while to get active and fit. How about one of those kicks?
*Stella: If I try, maybe I could. *hit the ball to the net* Hey, did you see that?
*Blu: Nice. But wait. You were suppose to say goal!
*Stella: Really? Goal! That was a good kick.
*Blu: It's late now. It been past five seconds before you could shout it out loud.
*Red: Blu, it's just a practice game. Let her say whatever she wants and have her moments where she is succeeding in points and errands.
*Stella: Are we having a good time on soccer?
*Nico: Yes we are. Almost all of us are training real good.
*Pedro: Real bad!
*Luiz: I'm very pumped up right now.
*Mimi: My niece, you're gonna celebrate your first kick on the tribe?
*Jewel: Wow. Yay. So much smooth moves to make here. I'm getting in the hang of it. So much celebration to make.
*Stella: It's a good time to give out respect and courage. You know what I mean.
*Blu: The price is right!
*Stella: There's always a good time in kicking. And you're gonna get to the point where you succeed to success even more. Even in singing. *sing*
I know there's pain
Why do you lock yourself up in these chains?
No one can change your life except for you
Don't ever let anyone step all over you
*Matilda:
Just open your heart and your mind
Is it really fair to feel, this way inside?
*Jewel: *fly*
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let 'em hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know? Don't you know, things can change
Things'll go your way
If you Hold On for one more day
Can you Hold On for one more day?
Things'll go your way
Hold On for one more day *her flock join in by flying in the clouds except Luiz as the latter follows along by running*
*Blu: Flying is fun when you needed a break on kicking soccer balls.
*Red: I've been bumping my head for so long and I needed a break.
*Matilda: You could say that if I were you, even with a egg-sized face. *sing*
You could sustain
Hm, or are you comfortable with the pain?
You've got no one to blame for your unhappiness
You got yourself into your own mess
*Bia:
Lettin' your worries pass you by
Baby, don't you think it's worth your time
To change your mind?
*Jewel:
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let 'em hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know? Don't you know, things can change
Things'll go your way
If you Hold On for one more day
Can you Hold On for one more day?
Things'll go your way
Hold On for one more day
*Carla:
I know that there is pain, but you
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Break free from the chains
Yeah I know that there is pain, but you
Hold On for one more day, and ya
Break free, break from the chains
*Stella: *have flashbacks of her, Poppy, Luca, Willow, and Dahlia riding on kites in the sky*
Some day somebody's gonna make you want to turn around and say goodbye
Until then, baby, are you going to let 'em hold you down and make you cry?
Don't you know? Don't you know, things can change
Things'll go your way
If you Hold On for one more day, yeah
If you Hold On
*Jewel: *swirl around clouds*
Don't you know, things could change
Things could go your way
If you Hold On for one more day
Can you Hold On
Can you Hold On
*Mimi: Mmm, can you Hold On, baby
*Jay:
Won't you tell me now
Hold On for one more day, 'cause
It's gonna go your way
*Jake:
Don't you know, things could change
Things could go your way
If you Hold On for one more day, yeah
*Jim:
Can't you change it this time
Make up your mind
Hold On, Hold On
Baby Hold On
*Jewel: Can't hold on baby.
*Mimi: Oh, baby hold on.
*Carla: Baby hold on!
*Bia: Holding on the flock. *she and everyone land back on the field*
*Blu: That was a good fly everyone. Let's go back on practicing some soccer.
*Luiz: Y'all be flying like eagles.
*Rafael: Still fly like an eagle.
*Chuck: All righty. Let's go continue playing some soccer.
*Eduardo: Here we go my pop-pops! *kick the ball with everyone*
*Red: You can't get me.
*Bomb: I still can't get nervous to explode while kicking.
*Stella: Pass it over.
*Bia: Don't touch it!
*Blu: There it goes! *kick the ball high*
*Jewel: Whoa.
*Red: That is a big kick like a home run.
*Blu: Woo. Never did a kick like this before.
(The high soccer ball kick from Blu has gained the attention of King Pig and Nigel's gang, knowing that Nigel, Gabi and the bad piggies are almost making their way to face Red and Blu's flock in the tribe while walking in the path of the rainforest)
*King Pig: Holy fried eggs. Did you see that?
*Nigel: Is that a ball in the sky?
*Gabi: It's so magical. Who could throw a ball like that in mid-air?
*Foreman Pig: That must have came out of the Spix's Macaw hideout. Don't you think Nigel?
*Nigel: Let me go check if you are telling the truth or not. In that case, you must be lying.
*Foreman Pig: How come? I always see these blue macaws doing throws like this. You're not picking on me to make fun of me, are you?
*Nigel: No silly. I'm just messing with you like tapping on house of cards. Let me go check. *fly around*
*Foreman Pig: What's up with this guy and why is he still in our group?
*Gabi: He's pressure. There's no need to insult the love bird like that.
*Foreman Pig: But darn it, he's always messing with me with his tricks, lies and laughs.
*King Pig: He laughs maniacally just like me.
*Nigel: Okay. Now where to the blue macaws' pooper parties? *spy on Red and Blu's flock kicking a soccer ball in the field* There it is! I found the pretty birds on the field!
*King Pig: We found them all. Ha ha ha! Let's go teach them all a lesson!
*Chef Pig: A recipe's yet to be served in cold dish.
*Minion Pig #1: We found ourselves some foes to face.
*Minion Pig #2: They be going downhill on the pooper deck.
*King Pig: Move along! We're invading the blue macaws' hideout.
*Nigel: Don't worry Red and Blu. Nigel's coming back and something sneak peaky is gonna happen to your faces when I get to tear the rip of your ball. *laugh*
TO BE CONTINUED
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