Les Poissons (Kaa version)

While Crane, Viper, Pixie, Dixie, Bijou, and the lost animals kept looking for the sleeping Princess Hello Kitty, Liquidator was on his own in the jungle, plus; he has to go peed to go find the bathroom, until, he saw something, as he gasped in whimper of fear tone while holding the pee to stop peeing.
There he saw was an Indian python with golden yellow skin, yellow eyeballs, and golden brown spots on his back named Kaa holding a bowl of dry slimy squishy fishes, while humming. then he starts to sing:
*Kaa: Les poissons, les poissonsHow I love les poissonsLove to chop and to serve little fish
"Eww! Gross!!" Liquidator said, while his heart pounded.
*Kaa: First I cut off their headsThen I pull out their bonesAh mais oui, ça c'est toujours délice
Liquidator burps while he throws up himself, as he runs from Kaa.
*Kaa: Les poissons, les poissonsHee hee hee, haw haw hawWith a cleaver I hack them in two
Liquidator forgot to go to the bathroom while holding the pee in, whimpering.
*Kaa: I pull out what's insideAnd I serve it up friedGod I love little fishes, don't you?
Liquidator begins to shiver shaking with fear while he still holding the pee. Then he finally went to the bathroom.
*Kaa: Here's something for tempting the palatePrepared in the classic techniqueFirst you pound the fish flat with a malletThen you slash off their skinGive their belly a slice
Liquidator was still scared then he squeezed the pee out while he shivers in fear.
*Kaa: Then you rub some salt inCause it makes it taste nice
Kaa then heard a peeing sound coming from inside the bathroom, then opens the door and saw Liquidator, who was still scared.
"Zut alors, I have missed one!" Kaa explained, as he wraps around Liquidator's body, while Liquidator chattered his teeth, as Kaa lifted him up in the tree.
*Kaa: Sacre bleu, what is this?How on Earth could I missSuch a sweet little succulent blue water-dog-like?
Liquidator, while grunting whimpered struggled to get out of Kaa's coils, but fail.
*Kaa: Quel Dommage, what a lossHere we go in the sauceNow some flour I think just a dab
Kaa dabs some flour over Liquidator, as Liquidator sneezed. Then Kaa lifts Liquidator up and he squeezed him up tights his stomach. Liquidator was started to have a stomach ache.
*Kaa: Now I stuff you with breadIt don't hurt, 'cause you're deadAnd you're certainly lucky you are
Liquidator spits out of his stuffing bread and lettuce, he was peeing, yet again, still scared and whimper, and wailing, "LET ME GO!"
*Kaa: Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver potTout-aloo mon poissonAu revoir
But it was no use. Liquidator was stuck in Kaa's powerful coils.
"Good water-doggie-like." Kaa said, as he kissed Liquidator on the cheek, and hissy laughs evilly.
Bijou gasped as she said, "I need to get Crane, Viper, and the others for help!" She said, as she rushed over to get help.
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