Jungle Jests (Kids of Mobius)/Script

== Introduction ==
Boxer: "Hello, everyone! I'm Boxer the Echidna! Daughter of Knuckles the Echidna."
Emerald: "Emerald the Bat here, Rouge's son."
Boxer: "Don't do anything bad this time, Emerald. Don't steal the Emerald from me."
Emerald: "But it's the plot of this episode! So no." he steals the Green Chaos Emerald from Boxer
Boxer: "HEY! COME BACK!"
== Ring Intro ==
Emerald: he creates trees and more with the Green Emerald
The title card was created by the plants Emerald made
== Episode ==
Boxer: she was sleeping in the Angel Island jungle
Emerald: he snatched the Green Chaos Emerald from Boxer
Boxer: "HEY! You wouldn't like ol' Boxer when she's angry." she ran after Emerald
Emerald: he created a lot of flytraps
The flytraps kept biting Boxer
Emerald: he was riding on a vine "Had some fleas? Well you got them by guarding the Master Emerald everyday for sure." 
Boxer: she growls
Emerald: he created coconut trees and grabbed coconuts, shooting them out of cannons at Boxer
Boxer: she dodged the cannons
Emerald: "I feel bad for you. The only things you eat while doing your duty as the secondary guardian of the Master Emerald are ants."
Boxer: "HEY! I love ants!" she continued to run after Emerald 
Emerald: he created vines to trap Boxer 
Boxer: "Hey!" she broke out of the vines "Remember, I am Knuckles' daughter, and as a result..." 
Emerald: "What?" 
Boxer: she whispered "I inherited his strength." 
Emerald: he flew away 
Boxer: she ran after Emerald 
Emerald: he created a lot of thorny vines beneath him 
Boxer: she jumped and glided over the thorny vines 
Emerald: he created banana trees 
Boxer: "Do you think Bananas are gonna stop me?" 
Banana peels fell on the ground after the monkeys ate the interior 
Boxer: she glided over the banana peels "Seriously, if any of you have skin asthma, rub one on your itchiest and/or roughest parts." 
Emerald: he created lots of carrots 
Boxer: "Your Mom ain't gonna get it." 
Emerald: "Yes, she is." he hid from Boxer behind a tree 
Boxer: she ran into a tree 
Emerald: he flew away 
Boxer: "Hmm..." 
Topple: "Do you know the black-spined iguana loves manchineel trees?" 
The screen fades to black then goes to the next scene 
Boxer: she got some magic fertilizer, sowed a big apple tree seed and poured the fertilizer into the ground 
Emerald: he flew to Boxer 
The seed grew into a tall tree and caught both of them on the top branches 
Emerald: he dropped the Emerald 
Boxer and Emerald fell on two sides of the tree, with Emerald falling on the same side of the tree with the Green Chaos Emerald 
Emerald: "I don't remember doing that with my gem." 
Boxer: she dug under the tree and popped out of the ground, trying to catch Emerald and his Green Chaos Emerald 
Emerald: he created another tree that grew so rapidly it sent Boxer to the sky 
Boxer: "DAD! SAVE ME!!!!!" she flew into the sky 
Knuckles: he climbed up the tree before he got to the top of it 
Boxer: she fell into Knuckles' arms 
Knuckles: "Who did this?" 
Emerald: he chopped down the tree and made the two echidnas fall down from said tree 
Boxer: "It's my arch-nemesis, Emerald." 
Emerald: he trapped Knuckles and Trip in thorny vines "Mom will be so proud." he flew away 
Boxer: she broke out of the vines and ran to Emerald 
Emerald: he created two trees to stop Boxer from catching him 
Boxer: she punched the two trees and got them by the trunks, now holding them like weapons, trying to use them to slam Emerald 
Emerald: he flew over Boxer and the trees 
Boxer: "Get back here, you blackguardly bat!" 
Emerald: "I love that name!" 
Boxer: "Don't make me use the Master Emerald..." 
Topple: "Hey! I have black-spined iguanas! Bring them to a manchineel tree." 
The screen cut to black 
Boxer: she sowed flower seeds and put the magic fertilizer on them 
The flower seeds grew into flowers 
Boxer: she put the flowers on her shoes 
The flowers spun as fast as an electric fan 
Boxer: she was still holding two big trees and ran after Emerald with her flower-powered shoes and her weaponized trees, trying to slam them at him 
Emerald: he dodged the attacks by flying away from them 
Boxer: she tried using a flower to gain enough height to get Emerald, but the flower reduced the trees into pieces of wood and leaves despite spitting both her and the part of the tree out "Darn it." 
Emerald: he was tackled by Boxer 
Boxer: she snatches the Green Emerald from Emerald "Now how'd you like to get a taste of your own med-" 
Emerald: he got it back from Boxer "Next time, don't talk without performing actions." he said while wrapping Boxer in multiple grape vines and making a cherry tree "This emerald can do anything!" 
Boxer: she digs underground and dug through the tree, making a house out of it and popping out of a tree hole and saying "Get out of my property, bat." 
Emerald: "Boxer? How did you get here?" 
Boxer: "I live here!" 
Emerald: "No, you don't. I created this tree. I sowed its seed." 
Boxer: "No, you made this tree out of the Green Emerald. Now this cherry tree is mine." 
Emerald: "Is not!" 
Boxer: "Is too!" 
Emerald: "Is not!" 
Boxer: "Is too!" 
Emerald: "Is not!" 
Boxer: "Is too!" 
Emerald: "Is too!" 
Boxer: "Is not!" 
Emerald: "Is too!" 
Boxer: "Is not!" 
Emerald: "Is too!" 
Boxer: "I say it's not, whether you like it or not!" 
Emerald: "OK, then!" he goes to a tree branch and eats the cherries 
Boxer: "That'll teach him." she realizes what she just said and gasps before growling at him 
Emerald: "This tree and this Emerald are mine." 
Boxer: she shakes the tree after grabbing it from the inside, making Emerald drop the Green Emerald 
Emerald: he flew to the Green Emerald 
Boxer: she got the Chaos Emerald and created many cacti 
Emerald: he dodged the cacti and snatched the Chaos Emerald from Boxer 
Boxer: "Hey!" 
Emerald: he created a lot of popcorn 
Boxer: "How could corn-" 
Emerald: he got a flamethrower and tried attacking Boxer with said flamethrower 
Boxer: she punched Emerald 
Emerald: he dropped his flamethrower and the emerald 
A lot of popcorn popped and dropped on Boxer 
Emerald: he got the Green Emerald and flew away 
Boxer: "I have had enough." she got out of the pile of popcorn and ran after Emerald 
Emerald: he made a lot of pumpkins grow from large vines 
The pumpkins and watermelons dropped on Boxer 
Boxer: she was hurt by the heavy pumpkins and watermelons 
Emerald: he caught some watermelons "Don't worry, Boxer. You're safe from the other watermelons." 
Boxer: "At least you care about me." 
Emerald: he ate the watermelons and spit the seeds out at the speed of a machine gun 
Boxer: she ran away from Emerald and put the magic fertilizer on the seeds that dropped due to gravity 
A lot of vines trapped Emerald as they grew and bore watermelons that dropped on him 
Emerald: "Tricky, aren't you?" 
Boxer: "I am fairly tricky, yes." 
Emerald: he created bushes of berries 
Boxer: she glided over the thorny bushes 
Emerald: he created a lot of cabbages and broccoli 
Boxer: she tripped on the vegetables 
Emerald: he grew more vegetables and threw them at Boxer 
Boxer: "That didn't do anything to me. Now suffer." she got a red onion and sowed it, then put the magic fertilizer on it 
More red onions were grown 
Emerald: he was now crying 
Boxer: she had a face mask "Onion mark, get set, goggles!' 
Emerald: he got goggles "And I'm still weeping!" 
Boxer: "Too bad!" she got some beets and punched Emerald with said beets "Looks like I beet you up! See what I did there, kids?" 
Emerald: "Well, annoying echidna, I have had enough of you." he used the Green Emerald to trap Boxer in extremely strong grapevines 
Boxer: "Grapes, I need them..." 
The vines were trapping her neck 
Boxer: she struggled against the vines "Grapes... grapes..." she tried to eat the grapes, but the vines were too strong 
Emerald: he ate a fig "Well, that's a keeper. Oh, well!" he flew away from Boxer 
Boxer: she used all of her power to get out of the vines and ran to Emerald, trying to punch him in a rage 
Emerald: "Why are you so focused on this?' 
Boxer: "It's my duty as the future guardian of the Chaos Emeralds." 
Emerald: "You know, you should stop, Boxer. It's hurting you." 
Boxer: "You're the one hurting me!" 
Emerald: "Just let me and my Mom win this one." 
Boxer: "No way. These are important gems. They're gems of power. Not beauty" 
Emerald: "Well, that makes them even more valuable!" 
Boxer: "Nobody should disrespect the true value of the Chaos Emeralds! The Chaos Emeralds have infinite value!" 
Emerald: "Then that makes me want it more." 
Boxer: "I won't let you get it!" 
Emerald: "Then I'll make you." he created a lot of trees and vines 
A lot of fruits fell in the middle of Boxer 
Boxer: "Why do I keep getting hit by these?" 
Emerald: "I just couldn't think of a better way to end this. A gauntlet of them. Also..." he created poison ivy under Boxer 
Boxer: "WHAT? POISON IVY?" 
Emerald: "Yep." 
Boxer: she punches Emerald 
Emerald: he dropped the Chaos Emerald "Hey!" 
Trip: "Can you please give a manchineel tree to the black-spined iguanas in my garden? Also my daughter, Topple's garden, but I'm the adult, so it's mostly mine."
Boxer: she used the Green Emerald to grow a manchineel tree under Emerald 
Emerald: he was sent to the sky again and kept hitting branches 
Trip: "Wait, is that a MANCHINEEL TREE?" 
Boxer: "Yes." 
Trip: "Thank you!" 
Topple: "Mom thanks you. I thank you. My black-spined iguanas thank you!" 
The black spined iguanas go to the manchineel tree 
Emerald: "Well, I'll try to live in this tree while trying to think of plans to get that Green Emerald back from that echidna." 
Cut to the scene with Emerald in the hospital 
Rouge: "How is he?" 
Doctor: "Well, your son has an extremely diseased skin. He now has dermatitis and a lot of blisters." 
A gross-looking Emerald was shown 
Boxer: she opened the door "This time, I've got the medicine for you." 
Emerald: "No, no, NO!" 
Boxer: she force-feeds Emerald the sap and the fruit of the Manchineel Tree 
Rouge: "I'll get you next time, Knuckles and Boxer. Mark my words. THOSE GEMS WILL BE MINE!" 
The End!
== Boxer and Emerald Outro ==
Boxer: "Well that was a fun cartoon with me and Emerald."
Emerald: "That was a load of gags I loved!"
Boxer: "Hope you loved them too."
The End!
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