Ken Poops In The Pool

I will not prevent Rita from turning Tommy into her evil Green Ranger. Nor from kidnapping Kat. And I will not do this by swapping myself for either of these people.
Ken pooped in the pool! It definitely was not cool! The lifeguard blew his whistle and said "Everybody out of the pool! Feces in the water!" Everybody got out, except for Ken! The lifeguard went up to Ken! Ken was laughing! The lifeguard said "Did you poop in the pool?" Ken said "Yes!" The lifeguard said "It ain't cool to poop in the pool on the last day of school!" The lifeguard took Ken to see the principal! The principal said "It ain't cool to poop in the pool on the last day of school! You broke the golden rule!" The principal then called the janitor! The principal said "Get the scoop! Scoop the poop! Throw it in the lake because the kid made a mistake!" The janitor scooped the poop and threw it into the lake! The poop then went from the lake into the stream and then into a creek and then into the river and then into the ocean and then it went into New York Harbor! The poop grew to 100 times its size and a million times its smell! The poop passed by Lady Liberty and she said "Oh my! Oh dear!" and she fainted! She landed on the poop and the poop exploded! The tidal wave created by her fall carried the poop into Lower Manhattan! Lower Manhattan got flooded! 900 people died! The President got a word of this and he was very angry! He called a squadron of F-14 fighters to bomb Ken's house! The F-14s took off and headed toward Ken's house! The F-14s reached Ken's house and fired a couple of missiles into Ken's house! Ken's house was destroyed! Ken and his father were dead! All of Ken's stuff, including his electric guitar, were turned into charred, burnt, gurgling glop!
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