Dumbass Mike

Dumbass Mike is a person who pretends to be mike who is also a stupid idiot moron fucker piece of human filth.
== History ==
His mother disowned him when he was 2 years old. His father as well. They saw how much of an ugly blob of flesh he was and couldn't stand it so they tossed him into a crick and floated along. He arrived at a shitty house run by assholes and was raised by these dickhead parents who fed him bird shit and sausages. He continued to get fatter and fatter by the day until he became a sphere in 2021.
 
He made a dumb racist page on the wiki and got fuckin banned for it. Even Dark Mike hates him. After making this page his asshole roommate came into the computer room and punched Dumbass Mike in the back of the head for making such shitty pointless article on the Mike and Melissa Wiki. 
== Trivia ==
* His tooth is rotten
*He doesn't like Gerris Buller
*What a shit of opinion is that?
*One of his pimples is as large as his right ass cheek
*His right ass cheek is very large
*His drool is has toxic properties and is often used by exterminators to kill creatures
*His parents hated him
*Everyone who isn't his parents also hate him
*Dumbass
*Has yellowed teeth
*He has a very small IQ
*Fucking idiot
Category:Real Life
Category:Humans
Category:Idiots
Category:Worthless
Category:Racist
Category:Racists