Why Boats are Better Than Women

*Boats curves never change
*Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
*You can share your Boat with your friends.
*If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.
*Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.
*When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.
*Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.
*Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats.
*You can have a beer while riding your Boat.
*You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.
*You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.
*If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
*Boats always feel like going for a ride.
*Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.
*Boats don't care if you are late.
*You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.
*It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.
*If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
(For something similarly humourous, check out Why Airplanes are Better Than Women!)
Category:Athletic Humor
Category:Sexual