ワン・オア・エイト？ (One or Eight?)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
絶対不可能、未来予知！ 	zettai fukanou, mirai yochi! 	Definitely impossible, predicting the future!
 	 	
ああもう、天才ばっか 	aa mou, tensai bakka 	Aah, all these geniuses
虫みたいに蛍光灯に群がって 	mushi mitai ni keikoutou ni muragatte 	Swarming around the lamp like bugs
ブンブン、騒いでる 	bunbun, sawaideru 	Buzzing, making noise
声のでっかい、実際うっさい奇っ怪な奴ら 	koe no dekkai, jissai ussai kikkai na yatsura 	Loudmouthed, actually annoying and strange guys
 	 	
大体、虫達は 	daitai, mushitachi wa 	Generally, the bugs
似たような主張を繰り返す 	nita you na shuchou o kurikaesu 	Keep repeating the same similar claims,
10年後の未来を見据えろって 	juunengo no mirai o misuero tte 	Saying to focus on the future 10 years from now
予知能力者？サイキッカー！？ 	yochi nouryokusha? saikikkaa!? 	Fortune tellers? Psychics!?
 	 	
「勝ち組、目指しなよ。で、老後をお幸せに」 	“kachigumi, mezashi na yo. de, rougo o oshiawase ni”	“Don’t aim to win. Then, you’ll be happy in your old age”
夢見がちなのはさぁ 	yumemigachi nano wa saa 	The ones who keep dreaming
お前らの方だ！ 	omaera no hou da! 	Are you people!
 	 	
1 or 8で進め！ 	wan oa eito de susume! 	Move ahead with a 1 or 8!1 or 8 means to do something, whatever the results may turn out to be.
先が見えなくたって 	saki ga mienaku tatte 	Even if you can’t see ahead,
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
目隠しで走れ！ 	mekakushi de hashire! 	Run blindfolded!
 	 	
5年・10年も先の 	gonen, juunen mo saki no 	There’s no way to know about
ことなんてわかるわけないよ 	koto nante wakaru wake nai yo 	Things 5 or 10 years in the future
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
絶対不可能、未来予知！ 	zettai fukanou, mirai yochi! 	Definitely impossible, predicting the future!
 	 	
ああもう、天才ばっか 	aa mou, tensai bakka 	Aah, all these geniuses
出来る前提、理想論を押し付ける 	dekiru zentei, risouron o oshitsukeru 	Assuming everything is possible, pushing that ideal
嘘じゃないなら、人類みんな 	uso ja nai nara, jinrui minna 	If it’s not a lie, then all of humanity would be
予知能力者！サイキッカー！ 	yochi nouryokusha! saikikkaa! 	Fortune tellers! Psychics!
 	 	
「人生ゲーム 必勝法」 	“jinsei geemu hisshouhou” 	“A surefire way to win at life”
検索したって出てこないよ 	kensaku shita tte detekonai yo 	If you research it, it won’t come out
現実見てないのは 	genjitsu mitenai no wa 	The ones who don’t see reality
お前らの方だ！ 	omaera no hou da! 	Are you people!
 	 	
1 or 8で進め！ 	wan oa eito de susume! 	Move ahead with a 1 or 8!
先は見えなくて当然 	saki wa mienakute touzen 	It’s natural that you can’t see the future
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
暗がりを走れ！ 	kuragari o hashire! 	Run through the darkness!
 	 	
蛍光灯の明かりは 	keikoutou no akari wa 	Because the gleam of the lamp
数年で切れちゃうから 	suunen de kirechau kara 	Will burn out in a few years
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
生涯安泰、世迷言！ 	shougai antai, yomaigoto! 	Security for life, nonsense!
 	 	
生まれたことに意味なんて 	umareta koto ni imi nante 	Because there's no way there's meaning
ある訳ないんだから 	aru wake nai ndakara 	To the fact that we were born
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
目隠しのままで 	mekakushi no mama de 	Still blindfolded
終わりの時まで 	owari no toki made 	Till the time of the end
 	 	
1 or 8で進め！ 	wan oa eito de susume! 	Move ahead with a 1 or 8!
先が見えなくたって 	saki ga mienaku tatte 	Even if you can’t see ahead,
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
目隠しで走れ！ 	mekakushi de hashire! 	Run blindfolded!
5年・10年も先の 	gonen, juunen mo saki no 	There’s no way to know about
ことなんてわかるわけないよ 	koto nante wakaru wake nai yo 	Things 5 or 10 years in the future
(ウォー、ウォー、ウォー、ウォー) 	(woo, woo, woo, woo) 	(Wo-oh, wo-oh)
絶対不可能、未来予知！ 	zettai fukanou, mirai yochi! 	Definitely impossible, predicting the future!
==Translation Notes==
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*わたしが人間になったら (Watashi ga Ningen ni Nattara)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
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*dameDiadora - Translation source
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