Lifetime (TV network) Schedule August 24, 2006

8:00 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E14 - Canasta Masta 	Maxwell balks when Brighton asks to join Fran's canasta team in Atlantic City. Guest stars: Steve Lawrence, Ann Gilbert. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Steve Lawrence, Renee Taylor, Eydie Gorme, Ann Guilbert   [CC] [TV-PG L]
8:00 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E14 - Canasta Masta 	
 		 	 	
8:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E15 - The Will 	When Maxwell changes his will, Fran assumes he is about to die. Starring: Charles Shaugnessy, Fran Drescher, Nicholle Tom, Madeline Zima, Daniel Davis, Lauren Lane, Benjamin Salisbury, Anne Betancourt, Gabrielle Boni, Michael Winters, Rachel Chagall   [CC] [TV-PG L]
8:30 am 		The Nanny 	S2 E15 - The Will 	
 		 	 	
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	A Midwinter Night's Dream 	Blanche throws a moonlight madness party in honor of the leap year's full moon. Meanwhile, Rose pulls Miles aside to tell him about a fifteen thousand dollar "honeymoon package" she just won and promptly asks him to marry her.The moonlight madness continues when Dorothy and Miles pull apart from their impetuous kiss and come face to face with guilt and betrayal. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
9:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	A Midwinter Night's Dream 	
 		 	 	
10:00 am		Frasier 	High Holidays (N) 	Martin gets high on a pot-laced brownie; Frederick visits the dark side. Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Peri Gilpin, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, John Mahoney, Trevor Einhorn, Marisa Guterman, Musetta Vander   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
10:00 am		Frasier 	High Holidays (N) 	
 		 	 	
10:30 am		Frasier 	Frasier Lite (N) 	Frasier competes in a weight loss charity event. Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Peri Gilpin, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, John Mahoney, Bess Armstrong, Dan Butler, Edward Hibbert, Patrick Kerr, Penny Marshall, Stanley Tucci, Bill Kirchenbauer   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
10:30 am		Frasier 	Frasier Lite (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	Ben? Her? (N) 	Will discovers that Grace is dating his boss which leads Will to take a sabbatical. Jack moves into Will's after Roasrio asks for a divorce. (Part 2) Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Gregory Hines, Shelley Morrison, Pablo Cartaya, Jo Marie Payton, Michael Edward Thomas, Corey Parker, Richard Gross, Marshall Manesh, Gordon Owens   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 am		Will & Grace 	Ben? Her? (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	New Will City (N) 	Will returns from his sabbatical to discover that Grace has replaced him with Jack. Karens lets Rosario take the fall for smuggling illegal goods through customs. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Corey Parker, Timothy Davis-Reed, Mimi Savage, Linda June Larson   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:30 am		Will & Grace 	New Will City (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 pm		Still Standing 	Still Auctioning (N) 	Bill and Judy are determined to come up with an item to auction off at a school fund-raiser that will bring in more money than the one from their wealthy neighbors (Kevin Nealon, Marin Mazzie). Don: Edward James Gage. Starring: Jami Gertz, Mark Addy, Jennifer Irwin, Taylor Ball, Renee Olstead, Soleil Borda, Mary Hart, Kevin Nealon, Marin Mazzie, Edward James Gage, Jordan Orr, Charlie Hartstock, Emerica Elan Roger, Dabir Snell   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
12:00 pm		Still Standing 	Still Auctioning (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:30 pm		Still Standing 	Still Cooking (N) 	Judy learns that Bill is secretly a great cook, but he tries to hide it so he won't have to make meals for the family. Fitz: Joel Murray. Clerk: Abner Genece. Instructor: Irene Roseen. Starring: Jami Gertz, Mark Addy, Jennifer Irwin, Taylor Ball, Renee Olstead, Soleil Borda, Joel Murray, Abner Genece, Irene Roseen   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
12:30 pm		Still Standing 	Still Cooking (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 pm 		Reba 	S4 E5 - Surprise 	The family plans a surprise party for Van to celebrate his new football contract, but Van has a surprise of his own when he announces he's been traded to Denver. Satellite Man: Kevin Crowley. Starring: Reba McEntire, Christopher Rich, Joanna Garcia, Steve Howey, Scarlett Pomers, Mitch Holleman, Melissa Peterman   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
1:00 pm 		Reba 	S4 E5 - Surprise 	
 		 	 	
1:30 pm 		Reba 	"Couples' Therapy" 	Reba butts heads with Brock and Barbra Jean's marriage counselor (Patrick Duffy), who blames her for their troubles. Also: Cheyenne hopes that Van is miserable in Denver, so she's disappointed when he comes home and tells her how much fun he's having. Starring: Reba McEntire, Christopher Rich, Joanna Garcia, Steve Howey, Scarlett Pomers, Mitch Holleman, Melissa Peterman, Patrick Duffy   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 pm 		Reba 	"Couples' Therapy" 	
 		 	 	
2:00 pm 		The Calling (N) 	 	On the night of her wedding, Kristie St. Clair gets pregnant. She then unknowingly gives birth to Satan's child and tries to understand her son's bizarre behavior. Starring: Laura Harris, Richard Lintern, Alex Roe-Brown   [CC] [TV-14 V]
2:00 pm 		The Calling (N) 	 	
 		 	 	
4:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Dorothy's New Friend" 	Rose and Blanche become jealous over Dorothy's new friendship with local novelist Barbara Thorndyke. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan   [CC] [TV-PG D]
4:00 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Dorothy's New Friend" 	
 		 	 	
4:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Blanche's Little Girl" 	After returning from a four-year stay in Paris, Blanche's daughter Rebecca visits and introduces the girls to her rude and critical boyfriend, Jeremy. The ladies hate him, but Blanche won't intervene for fear that Rebecca will leave again. Finally, when Rebecca announces their engagement and Jeremy says one rude comment too many, Blanche gives Rebecca a piece of her mind. Joe Regalbuto guest stars. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Joe Regalbuto   [CC] [TV-PG D]
4:30 pm 		The Golden Girls 	"Blanche's Little Girl" 	
 		 	 	
5:00 pm 		Still Standing 	Still Got It (N) 	Bill assumes Lauren was chosen to perform a monologue in a theater production at school because the drama instructor, with whom Bill once had a summer fling, is still harboring unresolved romantic feelings. Starring: Jami Gertz, Mark Addy, Jennifer Irwin, Taylor Ball, Renee Olstead, Soleil Borda, Joel Murray, Maureen Cassidy   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
5:00 pm 		Still Standing 	Still Got It (N) 	
 		 	 	
5:30 pm 		Still Standing 	Still Shoplifting (N) 	Judy's motherly instincts tell her that Lauren's new trio of friends are a bad influence, a suspicion that seems to be confirmed when Lauren's caught shoplifting a bracelet at the mall. Although Bill is first inclined to believe his daughter's claims of innocence, he has a change of heart when a brand-new MP3 player shows up in his little girl's bedroom. Starring: Jami Gertz, Mark Addy, Jennifer Irwin, Taylor Ball, Renee Olstead, Soleil Borda, Shelley Buckner, Kathleen Campbell, Joy Lauren, Robert Neches, Katherine Mullen Vint   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
5:30 pm 		Still Standing 	Still Shoplifting (N) 	
 		 	 	
6:00 pm 		Reba 	It's Jake's Party, Cry If You Want To (N)	Reba throws Jake a birthday party and promises Brock that she will stop making fun of Barbra Jean to set a good example for the kids. But Reba's resolve is tested when she becomes the butt of Barbra Jean's insults. Starring: Reba McEntire, Christopher Rich, Joanna Garcia, Steve Howey, Scarlett Pomers, Mitch Holleman, Melissa Peterman, David Shatraw   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
6:00 pm 		Reba 	It's Jake's Party, Cry If You Want To (N)	
 		 	 	
6:30 pm 		Reba 	Safe Dating (N) 	Kyra is not happy when Reba finds out she has a boyfriend and insists on meeting the new beau's parents. But the encounter leads to a dating dilemma for Reba---who finds she may have an interest in the young man's newly divorced father. Starring: Reba McEntire, Christopher Rich, Joanna Garcia, Steve Howey, Scarlett Pomers, Mitch Holleman, Melissa Peterman, Ben Reed, Andrew James Allen   [CC] [TV-PG NONE] [Spanish/SAP]
6:30 pm 		Reba 	Safe Dating (N) 	
 		 	 	
7:00 pm 		Blind Injustice (N) 	 	When a man is sent to prison for raping a blind lawyer, he maintains his innocence. While in prison, he learns about another inmate who has been bragging about raping a blind woman. Starring: Jamie Luner, Theresa Russell, Thomas Mitchell, Todd Sandomirsky   [CC] [TV-14 LV]
7:00 pm 		Blind Injustice (N) 	 	
 		 	 	
9:00 pm 		Family in Hiding (N)	 	After witnessing the murder of an infamous district attorney, a single mother, Carol Peterson, is forced to uproot her entire life and pull her two children from school to enter the government's Witness Protection Program to avoid being targeted herself. Later, she learns her testimony will not only implicate a famous crime boss, but also several federal agents. Starring Brenda Strong. (Suspense Thriller/2006) Starring: Brenda Strong   [CC] [TV-14 NONE]
9:00 pm 		Family in Hiding (N)	 	
 		 	 	
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	Homojo (N) 	Will and Grace reconnect for their first evening together in months but discover something's off. Jack befriends Stan's new mistress. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Tim Bagley, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Tom Gallop, Jerry Levine, Minnie Driver   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:00 pm		Will & Grace 	Homojo (N) 	
 		 	 	
11:30 pm		Will & Grace 	Leo Unwrapped (N) 	Grace is disappointed to learn that Leo is going to be in Africa an extra 5 weeks. Jack hires a babysitter for himself. Starring: Eric McCormack, Debra Messing, Sean Hayes, Megan Mullally, Rosanna Arquette, Demi Moore, Shelley Morrison, Leigh-Allyn Baker   [CC] [TV-14 DL] [Spanish/SAP]
11:30 pm		Will & Grace 	Leo Unwrapped (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:00 am		Frasier 	Some Assembly Required (N) 	Frasier volunteers to build a house for a Habitat for Humanity project. Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Peri Gilpin, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, John Mahoney, Timothy Carhart, Millicent Martin, Dale Dickey, Holmes Obsorne   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:00 am		Frasier 	Some Assembly Required (N) 	
 		 	 	
12:30 am		Frasier 	Farewell, Nervosa (N) 	Frasier and Niles boycott Cafe Nervosa when the owner hires a folk singer. Starring: Kelsey Grammer, Peri Gilpin, David Hyde Pierce, Jane Leeves, John Mahoney, John Hannah, Amy Hill, Felicity Huffman, Elvis Costello, Matt Besser, Alex Borstein   [CC] [TV-PG NONE]
12:30 am		Frasier 	Farewell, Nervosa (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 33 • “Vacation” (N) 	Love is in bloom when Sophia cultivates a romance with a gardener. Starring: Beatrice Arthur, Betty White, Estelle Getty, Rue McClanahan, Stuart Pankin   [CC] [TV-PG D]
1:00 am 		The Golden Girls 	EPISODE 33 • “Vacation” (N) 	
 		 	 	
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "The Pilot" (N) 	Newly appointed detective Angela Reid joins the force of the SF Police Dept.'s Central Station, run by Capt. Kate McCafferty. She is paired with Det. Candace DeLorenzo, who is reluctant to have a new partner because she's still recovering from the death of her old one. The two women are assigned to the murder of a forensic psychiatrist. Det. Magda Ramirez and her partner, Peter, uncover slave labor in sweatshops, and their investigation leads into the world of gangs and the Asian mafia that runs Chinatown. Meanwhile, Det. Jinny Exstead fumbles when the department's computer upgrade mixes up two suspect lists, causing her "Deadbeat Dad" sting operation to go horribly awry. And Capt. McCafferty deals with the unwelcome news that her daughter has decided to drop out of college and marry an ex-con. Starring: Bonnie Bedelia, Nancy McKeon, Lisa Vidal, Lela Rochon Fuqua, Tracey Needham, David Gianopoulous   [CC] [TV-14 DLV] [Spanish/SAP]
1:30 am 		The Division 	The Division "The Pilot" (N)