Swap Meet Death Ray

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
Subject: SWAP MEET DEATH RAY is approximately fifty instances of what are legally classed as "Death Rays" by the Anomalous Firearms Classification Act, directed photon weapons of pseudokinetic lethal capacity. Subject's discharge is a "pulse" laser, visible to the naked eye. 
Subject can cause immediately explosive vaporization of organic tissue upon impact at up to fifty yards, liquefication of metallic surfaces at up to twenty yards. The button on the barrel allows a shift into an "automatic" mode. Burns on the user's have been reported by in this mode of this device, due to issues with regulating heating. This does not appear to interfere with the device's function.
Due to unusual construction, subject's laser appears to rapidly change in chromatic frequency. This appears to be part of the reason for its efficiency and for its lack of damage to the naked eye. It is unknown at this time what purpose the "Plasma Ball" serves.
Subject was found being sold at a "swap meet" by a vendor of non-anomalous weaponry. Vendor's testimonial suggests that these instances were acquired without knowlege of their full properties or legality from a notorious repeat illicit supplier of anomalous items. Further investigation is pending.
Subject's casing is metallic beyond the "Plasma Ball". Casing composition is similar to gold in material properties, but is actually a complex alloy of widely devalued metals. Subject does not have Subject may make 600 "shots" before the internal battery requires charging. 
Subject only appears to allow use of an accompanying proprietary charging cord for this purpose. Investigation shows this proprietary standard only appears to have been secondarily used for a singular model of electronic cigarette. Investigation on the source of the aforementioned cigarettes and any previously unknown anomalous properties is pending.
Subject is of greater capacity than the most common G.U.F.F. inter-agency models in-use; the Flash-70, but less than more modern models. Due to the low production numbers of our recent models due to budgetary limitations, we are requesting allowance of the use of this Subject in the field. Such requests are pending.
== Author Commentary ==
I basically made this with the idea in mind of "Imagine one of those tacky airsoft or blade weapons you see at a swap meet, but an actual-ass laser gun" It's simple, but I hope it's at least funny, and at least a glimpse into what their more "mundane" Subjects are!
And, bonus trivia, the original supplier of those guns is a character of mine you may be familiar with, but I thought it'd be gauche to mention her by name. And yes, she does also sell those vape pens mentioned...
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