Space Station Zero (El Macho's backstory version)

From around 40 years ago
(Space Station Zero grabs Space dogs heads and throws them)
(he grabs sports drink)
He was ruthless
(Crash! went the glass bottle)
He was Dangerous
(he puts dogs blood in drink)
And as the name implied
(he eats then drink instead of drinking it)
Space Zero
(breaks through wall and crashes a truck)
He had a reputation for pulling a heist
(punches truck people)
Uses his space hands
(he picks up the truck)
But sadly, Like all the greats.
Space Zero was gone too soon
(rocket kills bird)
He died in the most Space way possible.
Riding a shark
(he freefalls)
with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest
(he sets grenades ready)
Into the mouth in an active volcano
(explosion)
It was glorious
Yes sounds like Space Station Zero's pretty dead
Category:Cringe
Category:Stories