Annoying Orange: Pickleback/Transcript

Grapefruit: Check. Check one. Sibilance. Sibilance. Check. Check two. Sibilance. Sibilance.
Orange: Yo, bro! You better "check" again! We're not sib-i-lings! (Laughs)
Grapefruit: Shut your yapper, Orange! I'm settin' up for the greatest rock band that ever lived.
Orange: Welp, glad it's not a magic show. I can't tell it's totally "staged"! (Laughs again)
Marshmallow: YEAH! I love rock-n'-roll! Put another dime in the jukebox, baby! (Giggles)
Midget Apple: YEAH! I was born to rock!
Pear: All right! This is awesome! Who's playing?
Grapefruit: Whoa, here they come! They can tell you themselves!
Chad the Pickle: Ladies and gentleman, we are: PICKLEBACK!
(Pickleback logo appears and record scratches.)
Orange: Pickleback? Who are these "dill" weeds? (laughs)
Chad the Pickle: Hit it boys!
Midget Apple: HEY! Get off the stage! BOO!
(They started singing Pickle Jar.)
Chad the Pickle: (Singing) Look at this pickle jar, ev'ry time I do, I feel the scars...
Pear: Oh, please! NOOO!!
Orange: Relax, Pear. At least their "tarts" are in the right place! (Laughs)
Pear: Orange, you don't understand. Their music is horrendous! But the more they play, somehow, more and more people end up liking their music! It's like their brainwashing everyone!
Chad the Pickle and Grapefruit: (Still singing) OHHH! Ev'rybody's gonna to love you so much more...
Pear: See?
Orange: Yeah, but Grapefruit always was a bit "pickly" around the edges! (Laughs again!)
Midget Apple: Huh. You know what? I can't believe I'm saying this, but this song isn't that bad.
Pear: No! Not you Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: I mean, I'm not actually saying I like it, but, I- Um... Uh-Oh.
Chad the Pickle: (Singing again) Look at this Pickle Jar,
(Pickle assistants put Midget Apple in a Pickle Jar.)
Midget Apple: What the? What... What's going on? (1 Pickle assistant put the lid on the top.)
Marshmallow: (In a Pickle Jar) Yay! Call me Pickle-Mallow! (Giggles! Again!)
Pear: Oh no, it's spreading faster than I though!
Chad the Pickle: (Still Singing Again!): OHHH!
Pear: Orange, we gotta find earplugs!
Orange: But, we don't have ears!
Pear: Oh, that's it! We're doomed! (moans!) Wait! Wait! Orange, make one of your dreadfully annoying noises!
Orange: Oh, I know! Nya-Nya-Nya-Nya-Nya-Nya...
Pear: No! That's not powerful enough! Are you listening to these guys? DIG DEEPER MAN!
Orange: (Imitates motorboat.)
Pear: Can't...fight it...any...longer!(Pickle assistants put him in a Pickle Jar and taking away by a magnet crane.)
Chad the Pickle:...Dill! (Song ends) Thank you! Thank you very much!
Orange: Hey! "PiggyBack", "oink" you gonna do another song? (Laughs)
Pickle Guitarist 1: Why ain't the orange fella brainwashed, Chad?
Chad the Pickle: Who knows, who cares? Just get those jars on the bus!
(The Pickleback Bus arrives with Grapefruit, Marshmallow, Pear, and Midget Apple in Jars up top of the bus.)
Orange: Hey, what are you doing?
Chad the Pickle: If you must know, we're pickling your friends!
(Record scratches again!)
Orange: I doubt that'll work. None of 'em have armpits! (Laughs again)
Chad the Pickle: Not Tickling, Pickling! You see, we former cucumbers are sick and tired of be sacrificial lambs! Any fruit or vegetable can be pickled! So guess what, we're pickling your friends!
Marshmallow: (In a Pickle Jar.) NO! I don't wanna be green!
Pear: (In a pickle jar and groans.) Orange! Please! Do Something!
Chad the Pickle: He can't do anything because, we, are, PICKLEBACK!
Orange: Okay, my turn! (Spits out a seed to up top of the microwave and hits Pepper Shaker and them to one of the microwaves.)
Chad the Pickle: What the?
Orange: If Nya-Nya doesn't work and Motorboat won't work, I guess it's time of: THE MOST ANNOYING SOUND IN THE WORLD! (Inhales) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (All the pickle jars where all his friend at shattered.)
Chad the Pickle: What kind of sorcery is this? (The Stage collapses and all the members of PICKLEBACK, except Chad, killed by it.) I've never seen anything like that in my life!
Orange: You mean, you've never seen anything like a knife!
Chad the Pickle: NO! I said, MY LIFE!
Orange: And I said, KNIFE! (Chad screams and got knifed!) Whoa! Now that's a PICKLEBACK! and front! (Laughs.)
Pear: Orange, gotta have it to you buddy, you really rock!
Orange: I guess I do! And I wrote a new song! It goes likes this: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Midget Apple: Got to admit: he's still better than PICKLEBACK.
Pear: Oh, definitely.
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