Zazu

"You wouldn't want to eat me, i've got AIDS"
- Zazu
"We didn't start the fire, please, it was always burning since the world's first rotation, and i am neither a pyromaniac nor an arsonist"
- Zazu
"Some people just want to see the world burn"
- Zazu
"You are a pussy"
- Zazu
"It's a small world after all... Damn that song, replace it with "Kill 'Em All" by Metallica"
- Zazu
"We have won, Thwart the battles"
- Zazu
"Steadfast isn't me"
- Zazu
"Ix-nay on the upid-Stay"
- Zazu
"Pull and turn that shovel around your fat head like 4 times until your stupid skull cracks"
- Zazu
"You have the mentality of a 3 year old"
- Zazu
"No bitches?"
- Zazu
Zazu is a male hornbill and the Majordomo of Mufasa, Scar and Simba. He was in a bone jail for most of Scars reign, he was freed during the final battle.
He is played by Mr. Bean
Category:Heroes