映画化人間になるための9の言葉 (Eigaka Ningen ni Naru Tame no 9 no Kotoba)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
今週も始めましょ 	konshuu mo hajimemasho 	""Let's begin this week's lesson!
週刊映画化人間です 	shuukan eigaka ningen desu 	Welcome back to "Cinematize YOU !"
明日から使えちゃう 	ashita kara tsukaechau 	From tomorrow's chats with your friends,
便利なセリフを教えます！ 	benri na serifu o oshiemasu! 	you can use these handy lines!
 	 	
Lesson 1 	Lesson 1 	Lesson 1
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend,
あなたを楽しませるために 	anata o tanoshimaseru tame ni 	to make you laugh,
冗談を言ってきたのなら 	joudan o itte kita no nara 	tell you a joke,
笑わず見下してあげましょう！ 	warawazu mikudashite agemashou! 	don't laugh and look down at her!
 	 	
イかれてる。フロイトがお前を見て 	ikareteru. furoito ga omae o mite 	"You've got to ask yourself one question:
何て言うか、賭けようか？ 	nante iu ka, kakeyou ka? 	'What would Freud say?' Well, do ya, punk?"
 	 	
Lesson 2 	Lesson 2 	Lesson 2
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
何か困ってる人たちを 	nanika komatteru hito-tachi o 	is giving a support to someone in need
優しく助けてようとしたら 	yasashiku tasukete you to shitara 	with her deepest kindness,
こんなセリフで切り捨てよう！ 	konna serifu de kirisuteyou! 	shut her up with this quote!
 	 	
甘いな。お前、グランマが焼いた 	amai na. omae, guranma ga yaita 	"Ridiculous. Did you hatch
チェリーパイから生まれたのか？ 	cheriipai kara umareta no ka? 	from your grandma's cherry pie?"
 	 	
Lesson 3 	Lesson 3 	Lesson 3
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
立派で高い目標を 	rippa de takai mokuhyou o 	set a great & splendid objective
掲げて頑張っているなら 	kakagete ganbatte iru nara 	and is making a great effort,
さっさと心を折りましょう！ 	sassato kokoro o orimashou! 	break his heart right now!
 	 	
そいつは難しいぜ。 	soitsu wa muzukashii ze. 	"That's too difficult for you.
ダイエットコークでハイになる方が簡単だ。 	daietto kooku de hai ni naru hou ga kantan da.	It's much easier to get high with a Diet Coke."
 	 	
これであなたもムービースター！ 	kore de anata mo muubii sutaa! 	Now you are a movie star!
映画から飛び出したみたい 	eiga kara tobidashita mitai 	It just looks like you popped out a movie.
ああ　注目を独り占め 	aa chuumoku o hitorijime 	Ah. You're getting everyone's attention.
だけどこれは覚えといて 	dakedo kore wa oboetoite 	But please remember,
友達はいなくなるかもよ　ああ 	tomodachi wa inaku naru kamo yo aa 	you may lose all of your friends. Ah.
 	 	
Lesson 4 	Lesson 4 	Lesson 4
もしもあなたの友達に 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ni 	When one of your friend
相談があると言われたら 	soudan ga aru to iwaretara 	ask you for advice,
まるっと無視して身勝手に 	marutto mushi shite migatte ni 	don't listen to any words.
噓の用事で逃げましょう！ 	uso no youji de nigemashou! 	And run away from her with a fake plan.
 	 	
家のレトリバーが 	uchi no retoribaa ga 	"My Golden Retriever wants to
ホッケーを見たがってる。 	hokkee o mita gatteru. 	watch a hockey game at home.
テレビを付けてやらないと 	terebi o tsukete yaranaito 	I must go and turn on TV for him."
 	 	
Lesson 5 	Lesson 5 	Lesson 5
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
大きな分岐に立っていて 	ookina bunki ni tatte ite 	is standing at the crossroads of him life
一緒に祈ってと頼んだら 	issho ni inotte to tanondara 	and ask you "pray for me",
次のセリフで見捨てましょう！ 	tsugi no serifu de misute mashou! 	just leave him alone with this line!
 	 	
神にはハイスクールの頃フラれちまった。 	kami ni wa haisukuuru no koro furarechimatta. 	"I was broken up with Fortuna in my highschool.
俺はサイコロが好きなんだ。 	ore wa saikoro ga suki nanda. 	I believe in only dices."
 	 	
Lesson 6 	Lesson 6 	Lesson 6
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
あなたをとっても信頼し 	anata o tottemo shinrai shi 	trusts you much more than anyone
友情を感じてるなら 	yuujou o kanjiteru nara 	and believe friendship with you,
こっちはそうでもないと言おう！ 	kotchi wa sou demo nai to iou! 	tell her you don't feel that much right now.
俺を裏切らないのは 	ore o uragiranai no wa 	"I know Only Miami Beach
マイアミのビーチだけだ。 	maiami no biichi dake da. 	won't let me down."
 	 	
これであなたもムービースター！ 	kore de anata mo muubii sutaa! 	Now you are a movie star!
映画から飛び出したみたい 	eiga kara tobidashita mitai 	It just looks like you popped out a movie.
ああ　みんな私の虜 	aa minna watashi no toriko 	Ah. You're getting everyone's attention.
サイン考えておいて 	sain kangaete oite 	make sure you're prepared for your autograph.
書く相手がいればいいけれど　ああ 	kaku aite ga ireba ii keredo aa 	If you had any chance to be asked. Ah.
 	 	
Lesson 7 	Lesson 7 	Lesson 7
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
うっかりミスをしちゃったら 	ukkari misu o shichattara 	accidentally screws up,
決してフォローしたりせずに 	kesshite foroo shitari sezu ni 	never try to help her
ついでに親まで貶しましょう！ 	tsuide ni oya made kenashi mashou! 	and make fun of her parents as well !!
 	 	
お前のママ、朝食のシリアルに 	omae no mama, choushoku no shiriaru ni 	"Oh, did your mom pour bourbon whiskey
バーボンをかけてくれたみたいだな。 	baabon o kakete kureta mitai da na. 	over granola for your breakfast?"
 	 	
Lesson 8 	Lesson 8 	Lesson 8
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
嬉しいことがあったのか 	ureshii koto ga atta no ka 	looks happy for some reason
何か話そうとしてきたら 	nanika hanasou to shite kitara 	and comes you to tell the story,
聞く気がないこと示しましょう！ 	kiku ki ga nai koto shimeshi mashou! 	show her you won't listen to her whatever she says!
 	 	
ご機嫌だな。夢に 	gokigen da na. yume ni 	"You seem happy today.
テイラー•スウィフトでも出てきたのか？ 	teiraa suwifuto demo detekita no ka? 	Did you meet Taylor Swift in your dream ?"
 	 	
Lesson 9 	Lesson 9 	Lesson 9
もしもあなたの友達が 	moshimo anata no tomodachi ga 	When one of your friend
一生あなたと付き合って 	isshou anata to tsukiatte 	wants to be a friend for life with you
仲良く生きていきたい場合 	nakayoku ikite ikitai baai 	and have a great days forever,
こうしてさよなら告げましょう！ 	koushite sayonara tsuge mashou! 	say good-bye with this line!
 	 	
お前と？ 	omae to? 	"With YOU?
バイソンとチークを 	baison to chiiku o 	I feel much better
踊った方がまだマシだ。 	odotta hou ga mada mashi da. 	to dance cheek to cheek with a bison."
 	 	
これであなたもムービースター！ 	kore de anata mo muubii sutaa! 	Now you are a movie star!
映画から飛び出したみたい 	eiga kara tobidashita mitai 	It just looks like you popped out a movie.
ああ　ハリウッドが呼んでる 	aa hariuddo ga yonderu 	Ah. Hollywood studios are offering you.
誰も彼もなぎ倒し 	daremo kare mo nagitaoshi 	It's hard to get over,
突き進め　スターへの道を　ああ 	tsukisusume sutaa e no michi o aa 	but win every competition and become a SUPERSTAR !! Ah.
 	 	
今週はここまでです 	konshuu wa koko made desu 	Now, it's all for this week!
あなたのお役に立てたかな？ 	anata no oyaku ni tateta ka na? 	Hope we did help you a lot.
来週も見てください 	raishuu mo mite kudasai 	Don't miss the next post.
週刊映画化人間です！ 	shuukan eigaka ningen desu! 	Thank you for watching "Cinematize You !"
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