It Takes Two to Tango

Peter: Look at me now!
Natalie: And look at me. (Thinking) I don't look like me.
Pedro: Hey, how's this? Is it me?
Susie: That was the day a very special. Of course, we didn't know about that just yet. We were all too busy having fun playing, dressing up and being whoever we wanted to be. Oh! I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Susie Tute. And welcome to Wii music.
Bob: Come one, come all. Come hear the news! Big news! Hurry! Come out, come out, wherever you are! Attention! I knew I'd find you here. 
Peter: Should've looked in this place in the first place, rather than the last place.
Susie: Then I'd have found you in the first place first. 
Pedro: You said something about news? News? 
Peter: What news? Why am I always the last to hear? But you were going to tell us.
Bob: Well, no time for that now. I have important news to tell you. (Clearing throat) Hello to you all and thanks to you all. I was just about to eat. Will you join me for some grub?
Susie: Whoa. Hey, hey, hey, hold on now.
Bob: No way am I eating grubs.
Peter: No, grub means food. 
Pedro: Sorta. I want you guys come to my house tomorrow for a party. 
Susie: Are you invited, too? You're the guests of honor.
J.J.: It'll be a welcome-to-the-neighborhood, sort of party. (Gasping) This is the worst game that ever was. It's so, so, so different. Like her! 
Natalie: Aw, come on back! I'll come back when he’s gone. I'm very sorry
Susie: You can't judge that outfit so quickly.
Peter: Give this a chance and find out what this mask looks like. I could give this mask a thousand chances and still be a great tango dancer.- 
Natalie: But-- - 
J.J.: No buts, nats.You wanna know the problem with this kid? 
Pedro: what do you mean?
Susie: the last time those infants were a little scary, but they were a bit
Natalie, J.J., and Pedro: what?!
Susie: Come on, guys, chill (Sings) They’re creepy critters, 3 feet tall,
Who seem to get everywhere.
Shoes on the wrong feet, gloves on strings,
And Pritt-Stick in their hair.
Bob: The garbled tongue in which they speak
Is alien to me,
It’s proof that they’re all creatures from 
Another galaxy! Oh…..
All: Infants are very extraordinary, 
They’re a breed apart. 
Everyone be wary, ’cause infants are scary,
They’ve got spooking down to a fine art.
J.J.: The lunchtime din they generate
Is like a volcanic eruption,
Peter: As they wield their knives and forks
Like weapons of mass-destruction.
Bob: And when they’re done the call goes out
For dustpan, mop and brush,
Susie: Because their food’s gone everywhere 
All: Apart from in their mush! Oh….
Infants are very extraordinary, 
They’re a breed apart. 
Everyone be wary, ’cause infants are scary,
They’ve got spooking down to a fine art.
Natalie: Well words like ‘sit’ and ‘still’ aren’t part
Of their vocabulary,
Pedro: And periods of peace and quiet
Are only temporary.
Susie: And when they’re asked to share a favourite toy
They weep and wail, 
Bob: Their tantrums shattering the calm
All: Just like a force ten gale! Oh….
Infants are very extraordinary, 
They’re a breed apart. 
Everyone be wary, ’cause infants are scary,
They’ve got spooking down to a fine art.
J.J.: And I don't know what to do. 
Susie: doing the two to tango just sorta seemed so different at first and it kinda scared me. But I finally figured out...
Pedro: hey, you liked the way exactly because your different. 
Peter: And now you got no idea how to tell anybody. 
Natalie: And I wanna tell them your so, so, so sorry. 
Bob: But J.J., you don't know how to say it. 
J.J.: Hey, I think you said it pretty well You're you. And me, Can you ever forgive this? I'd be glad to.
Susie: So I guess this going-away party ought a be a best-friends party.
All: Yeah. Party time!
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