Wii Balance Board

The Wii Balance Board is a white, rounded, monolith found in packaging from 2007. It was designed specifically to cause you to be hit, REPEATEDLY, by large, SWOL men, in the face as much as possible until your will was broken. It is naturally week to button inputs, but otherwise is an omnipotent jester able to decide wether or not you actually did do that input (usually it's no).
Here is a list of it's co-conspirators
Barmbles the IV had to defeat it on his way to claim multiple boxing titles, and actually mange to use it to brutally murder many people. It's wanted in many countries for 'murder by proxy'. He did eventually manage to overcome the board entirely to claim world champion...now do Donkey Kong. 
== Trivles for your Drivles ==
* it's left and right pad is suggestive of it's duplicitous nature
* Miyamoto (probably) said "Yeah I fuckin' hate that thing, never shoulda listened to that shifty, shadowy salesman"
* Nomura (definitely) said "yeah that's xheanort too. It's his nobody...wait who the fuck is Xemn-?"
* Just use buttons
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