Madame Coffee Table

== "A woman who always keeps her promises." ==
Madame Coffee Table is a Java being who resides at The Crookshank Citadel. Technically a legal possession of the Crook Conglomerate, her position as a living entity that is kept under contractual ownership is a difficult discussion among the inhabitants of the house. 
While Madame Coffee Table may insist she enjoys her "job," union workers for the Java Association frequently discuss her position and what could be done to free her from her contract.
=== Composition ===
Madame Coffee Table is made of hard oak wood.
==== Dimensions ====
190x55x45cm approx.