Yesterday Mail

==Publishers Summary==
Foamy figures out how to beat the post office... "For when you need it there before you send it!".
==Script==
: Foamy
: Hey, I figured out how to beat the post office.
: Germaine
: What?
: Foamy
: You know, how they have the priority mail, and next day mail. I figure, I can take all their business away with yesterday mail.
: Germaine
: What the hell is yesterday mail?
: Foamy
: Fool! Yesterday mail is mail that got to you yesterday. So when you go to the post office today, to mail a letter, my mail service will guarantee that your package or parcel will arrive by yesterday.
: Germaine
: How is that possible?
: Foamy
: Time machine.
: Germaine
: So, let met get this straight. You’re going to send a package to it’s appropriate destination before you get the package that needs to be mailed?
: Foamy
: That’s right. Speaking of which… you got a letter!
: Germaine
: Dear Germaine, stop being a nonbeliever and trust in the almighty Foamy. Signed, Foamy.
: Foamy
: See, hehe, I mailed that tomorrow.
: Germaine
: That’s freaky.
: Foamy
: Yesterday Mail! For when you need it there before you send it!
End screen appears.
==External Links==
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