Ristar 28: Ristar is Cool

== Overview ==
Ristar 28 was the first pc ristar game and was released exclusively for the discord shop. This is the first ristar game where ristar was confirmed to be cool.
== Gameplay ==
After dark ristar claims that ristar is not cool, ristar corrects him, he then proceeds to beat the shit out of him, fracturing several of dark ristar's ribs, as well as cracking his pelvis. He takes his car and drives over him then reverses over him. After that, he pulls out his desert eagle and shoots him in the leg and watches him bleed out. Then ristar points the gun at his head and says "Im not finished yet" and shoots himself and goes to hell to find dark ristar. Once he finds him he takes a screwdriver and thrusts it into his bullet wound and twists it. Then he takes off his glove and suffocates him with it causing him to go to double hell, then he presses the rewind button and goes back to before dark ristar said he wasn't cool, and dark ristar chooses not to say it this time.
== Plot ==
dark ristar: hey ristar you're not cool
Ristar: yeah i am
dark ristar: uh_oh
== Controversy ==
Ristar 28 was released to critical acclaim but the developers worried that it may face controversy for it's graphic imagery, in a twist of events that can only be described as ironic, the game actually caused world peace. No one knows how, but it has been this way ever since.
== Trivia ==
* This game only includes 2 characters, Ristar and Dark Ristar.
* The game won game of the year for 300 years in a row, being the first to beat super mario bros 2's record of 299 years in a row
* rista is cool
* Dark ristar's quote regarding zool is thought to be a jab at ristar's number 1 competitor, zool
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