Patrick's Fan Mail (21)

Patrick's Fan Mail #21 is an episode of The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star.
== Transcript ==
(A letter slides through the mail slot in Patrick's rock, and Patrick opens it.)
Dear Patrick,
Why is your show so dead?
SpongeBot678
Patrick: SpongeBot? What are you, like a robot version of SpongeBob? Why don't I have a robot? If I did, his name would be Botrick, and he would be awesome! In fact, I'll make him right now!
(Patrick grabs a cardboard box and draws a smiley face on it.)
Patrick: Hi, Botrick! My name is Patrick, and I'm your creator!
(Botrick says nothing because he's a cardboard box.)
Patrick: He's a little shy. Give him a few days and he'll be out and about doing robot things! Anyway, what was your question? Why is my show dead? Well, my show isn't dead! It's as alive as ever! I'll prove it to you! I'll prove it to all of you! Starting with you, Botrick!
(Botrick says nothing because, again, he's a cardboard box.)
Patrick: I've got my eyes on you.
(Click here to send a fan letter to Patrick Star.)
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