Snoopy Come Home/Transcript

(The scene begins with Snoopy. He plays cymbals. Then plays trombone and trumpets.)
(Snoopy blows a gum but flies away.)
(A title starring Snoopy appears. With, Charlie Brown. Snoopy kicks Charlie Brown's butt, making him fall over and the tree eats up the kite. "Lucy van Pelt" appears. Snoopy gives Lucy a kiss, making her angry. "Linus van Pelt appears. Snoopy grabs the blanket and throws Linus off. Snoopy plays piano but Schroeder kicks him away and plays piano. The name "Schroeder" appears. "Peppermint Patty" appears. She catches Snoopy safe and sound. "Sally" appears. She was seen happily skipping the rope as Snoopy plays it too. And introducing Woodstock. He kicks away the finger drills after typing and Snoopy climbs on his house lying down. Then he gets up and decides to go surfing. Woodstock turns the paper over and crashes to the ground. He then tries to catch up to Snoopy but goes offscreen.)
(Charlie Brown and Linus then stood at the beach watching the water. Charlie Brown throws a rock into the water.)
Linus: Nice going, Charlie Brown. It took that rock 4,000 years to get to shore and now, you've thrown it back.
Charlie Brown: Everything I do makes me feel guilty.
[The scene then transitions to the Red Sun glowing in the sky. A group of sandpipers were eating tiny shells and they ran off every time the waves come. Later on, Charlie Brown builds a sandcastle when Linus came over. He shows Charlie Brown how beautiful his sandcastle was. Snoopy then goes surfing. He plays around the waves riding along until a big wave crashed on top of him. Snoopy then happily rests on a basketball until the wave crashed him again. Snoopy then reaches the surface spitting out ocean water. Then he walks along the sand going over to Peppermint Patty making a sandcastle. She makes the tower, but it knocks off so she tries again. Snoopy then digs a circle around the sand and hops onto the top. They then go into the water. Snoopy uses a board to swim along but Patty takes it from him and surfs along. Snoopy points to the ocean to go that way. They had lots of fun playing in the water until the wave crashed both of them back to the beach.]
Both: (laughing)
Peppermint Patty: You know, kid? You and I make a great pair.
[That evening, Snoopy and Peppermint Patty rest on the top of the hill looking up on the sky]
Peppermint Patty: It's nice to lie in the shade and just do nothing. Of course, it's better for you with someone you like. You kind of like me, don't you, Snoopy?
[As they rest again, she finally has an idea]
Peppermint Patty: Why don't we meet here again tomorrow? If you'll come, I'll bring a picnic lunch. We'll have sandwiches and lemonade and cookies and potato chips and everything, OK? (Snoopy nods his head) And we'll build another sandcastle. Only this time, we'll build an even bigger one. We'll have a great time. Will you come? (Snoopy nods his head) Good, I'll see you tomorrow.
[Then they all go back home. Cut to Charlie Brown and his friends playing Monopoly.]
Charlie Brown: I wonder where Snoopy is. (shakes the cup)
Lucy: I've got a boardwalk and park place. I'm going to destroy you economically, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: I'll never give up. I have a philosophy that tells me no matter how bad things get. They were always turning out good at the end.
Lucy: That's not a philosophy, that's stupidity.
[Charlie Brown then rolls the dice and he got seven.]
Charlie Brown: Seven! (hops the cone around 7 times) "Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200." Good grief.
Lucy: When you get out of jail, Charlie Brown, you're gonna land on my boardwalk or park place and then you'll be destroyed. (rolls the dice and got twelve) Ha! Twelve doubles. That means I get another turn. (hops the cone around but stops) Oh, no! Not on Pacific! With hotels?
Schroeder: Pay me $1275 please.
Lucy: Schroeder, Schroeder. How about a beep on the nose?
Schroeder: A what?!
Lucy: Beep! (as he touches Schroeder's nose) A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.
Schroeder: I'd rather have the $1275 please. Pay up.
Lucy: But I haven't got $1275.
Schroeder: If you can't pay up, then I guess you're bankrupt.
Lucy: I am not bankrupt, Schroeder.
Charlie Brown: It's almost dark. Snoopy isn't home yet.
Lucy: Hotels?
Schroeder: Pay up.
Charlie Brown: I wonder where that dog is?
Lucy: But Schroeder, you'll bankrupt me.
Charlie Brown: There he is.
Schroeder: Pay up.
Charlie Brown: I wonder where he's been all day. What an independent dog. He comes in and goes as he pleases. But I have to stay home and fix his supper.
[Charlie Brown then decides to make supper. He then cuts his finger while opening the can]
Charlie Brown: Ow! Ow! Ow!
[He then gets to Snoopy's house.]
Charlie Brown: Rats! All right, it's supper time. Come and get your supper. Do you see this finger? I cut it opening a stupid can of dog food, for your stupid supper. I hope you appreciate it, besides that, it wasn't a finger, it was my thumb.
[Snoopy then gets down from the doghouse.]
Charlie Brown: You've been acting awfully independent lightly. Don't forget that I'm the one who feed you. I'm the one who takes care of you. Look at me when I'm talking to you. Without me, you'd be nothing. Everything you have, you have because of me, even that collar around your neck. Well, I remembered the day I bought that money color I've worked for. That I'm saying, and... (Snoopy then takes off his collar) I hate it when he does that.
[The scene then transitions to the harbour where Peppermint Patty sets up the umbrella, and then she spreads a blanket. Snoopy then gets his beach stuff ready and puts on his glasses. Peppermint Patty sets up a picnic. Snoopy carries all the stuff with him and passes a sign that says, "No Dogs Allowed on this Beach". Snoopy then gets thrown out from the beach and the stuff gets thrown out too. He mumbles and then returns to the doghouse angrily.]
Peppermint Patty: (looks around) I think I've been stood up.
[Back on the doghouse, Snoopy and Woodstock stood on top of it. Snoopy paces back and forth then he gets angry and mumbles with rage. He then folds his arms and sighs. Then he scolds Woodstock that he needs a report. He then paces back and forth again and tries to think. Woodstock then types a report about this sign. It says, "Dear sir. It has come to our attention that a new sign has been posted on the beach which says that no dogs will be allowed there on." He then adds "Being a taxpayer". Snoopy then sees this and smiles embarrassedly. Woodstock erases that line and types again. It says, "Therefore I am writing to protest this policy. Very sincerely yours". He then got his report done and Snoopy puts a paw print on the letter. Woodstock then makes an envelope and tries to fly to the mailbox but he ends up crashing. Later on, Woodstock finally puts the letter in the box and flies off.]
Peppermint Patty: Maybe I came on too strong for him. (packs everything away)
[Cut to Charlie Brown, Sally and Snoopy going to the library.]
Sally: I know why you want me to go to the library. You're trying to trick me into learning how to read. That's what you're trying to do. Who cares about reading? The next thing you know, you're going to conjugate all those verbs and split those infinitives. I hate reading! I just want to be a good housewife.
Charlie Brown: Shh! You have to be real quiet in here. Now come on!
[They all got in the library. Snoopy looks at the bookshelf and licks it.]
Snoopy: Bleah!
[Snoopy then finds an interesting book to read. Sally was trying to find a good book to read and accidentaly grabs Snoopy's nose. Snoopy then finds a book about bunnies. He gets into his seat and starts laughing. Snoopy laughed so hard, the people kicked him out of the library. Snoopy sees the sign that says, "No Dogs Allowed in Library". He mumbles and angrilly walks away. Later on, he came to Linus and takes his blanket away from him. Linus gets up and bares his teeth and snatches the blanket from Snoopy. Snoopy then stomps on Linus' foot.]
Linus: AAAAAAUUUGH!
[Linus then touches Snoopy's nose and takes the blanket from him. Snoopy then charges into Linus. Linus gets up dizzy and then he pulls the collar as it hits Snoopy in the neck making him shake. Snoopy then gets more violent and blows into Linus' hearing. Linus shakes his head and then grabs Snoopy's nose making him moan in pain. Linus grabs Snoopy's nose again and hits it on the ground. Snoopy was out of breath as he tries to fix his nose. Snoopy then gets more violent, makes Linus go upright and kicks his foot, making him scream in pain. He kicks his other foot and his shoe fell off and Linus screams again. Then Snoopy walks away with rage.]
Linus: Oh, Snoopy!
[Linus throws his shoe at Snoopy's face, making him roll over and bump into the house, then the flower pot crashes on top of him. Later he goes to Lucy who is practicing boxing. Snoopy waits for a long time and puts a glove onto his nose and starts fighting with Lucy. He then punches her in the face and Snoopy continues fighting on with her. Later on, he grew tired and decides to have a break. Snoopy washes himself and does karate chops, much to Lucy's anger. Snoopy then takes off his braces and rinses the water. He then kicks the sand and straightens up his muscles. He then continues to fight with Lucy. Lucy tried hard punching him, but he avoids her. Then they all got dizzy. Snoopy got the glove stuck through his head. and then bumps into the bundle and to Lucy. Snoopy kisses Lucy in the cheek, making her scream in frustration. Snoopy happily jumps around until he gets hit by a glove.]
[Then the scene goes to the hospital where Lila was in her bed looking after her green doll. Then she sighs. She gets up out of her bed and puts on her slippers. She gets the letter out of the drawer and writes on the paper. She uses her imagination and continues writing. When she is finished, she gets up and looks through the window, only to find out that Snoopy didn't arrive just yet. Now she feels depressed. Later on, she goes to the hallway and puts a letter in the letter machine. Then she quickly goes back to bed.]
[The next day, Charlie Brown goes to his mailbox and gets a letter out of it.]
Charlie Brown: Hm. A letter to Snoopy. I never get letters. Nobody ever writes to me. I only had 14 pen pals once. (to Snoopy) Here, Snoopy, you got a letter.
[Snoopy gets the letter and looks down to Charlie Brown. Then he opens the envelope and looks at the letter. Snoopy then becomes shocked that Lila wanted to see Snoopy. He shakes his head and spanks his forehead. Now Snoopy gets down from the doghouse and gets his kit and a dog dish to wear on his head. Then he snaps his fingers trying to get Woodstock's attention. Woodstock gets out of the nest and falls to the ground. Snoopy tries to indicate him to go with him.]
Charlie Brown: What's going on? Why are you packed? I go in some place? (Snoopy shakes his hand) What's going on? (then they left) Where is he going? (looks embarrassed) I never know what's going on.
[Snoopy and Woodstock go to their journey to see Lila. "The Best of Buddies" then plays in the background. Then they found a bus. Snoopy and Woodstock climb aboard but all of a sudden, they were kicked out of the bus. We then see a sign that says "No dogs allowed".
Ravenscroft: NO DOGS ALLOWED!
[Snoopy angrily runs away as Woodstock catches up to him. "The Best of Buddies" (upbeat version) plays some more. They stop by a drain. Woodstock goes around the lines of the drain. Snoopy sighs and Woodstock finally made it. Then they stop by another drain. Woodstock continues going around it. But Snoopy picks him up and they continued walking their journey when all of a sudden, the rainstorm started. A lot of raindrops drop into the ground. Woodstock gets cold and shivery and Snoopy raises his ear to use as an umbrella. Charlie Brown looks through the window.]
Charlie Brown: He's gone. I don't understand it. Who is Lila?
Linus: You say you got this letter and then, he just took off?
Charlie Brown: (reading) "Dear Snoopy. I have been in a hospital for 3 weeks. (pause) And I am very lonely. Would you come to see me? Love Lila".
Linus: Lila? Who in the world is Lila?
Charlie Brown: If I don't find out who Lila is, I'll go crazy!
[The scene then transitions to Snoopy and Woodstock standing by a sign that says, "Dogs, stay off the grass". Snoopy signals the vehicles to come over. Woodstock tries to do it, too. But he is facing the wrong way. Snoopy turns him around and points this way. They signal the vehicles to stop but they are too fast. Snoopy's dog dish falls out and lands right into Woodstock. Snoopy gets the dog dish off of him and they walk out. En route to see Lila, Snoopy and Woodstock stop by a river. Snoopy sit down and kicks his legs on the river. Woodstock makes a boat and puts a sail on the top of the pole. Woodstock rides on a boat and wanted Snoopy to ride on it. Snoopy tries to get on, but it sunk into the river. Cut to Lila seeing still no sign of Snoopy. Then cut to Charlie Brown and Linus sitting on a bench.]
Charlie Brown: I don't understand it. Why would Snoopy go to Lila?
Linus: Maybe Snoopy felt he needed a vacation. Maybe his life with you was getting too boring.
Charlie Brown: Boring? What was I supposed to do? Keep him entertained.
Linus: I don't know. What do other dog owners do?
Charlie Brown: I never thought of myself as being a dog owner. Snoopy was more like a friend.
Linus: Friends get bored too, Charlie Brown.
[The scene then transitions to Snoopy and Woodstock going through the fence. They go past a tree but Woodstock bumps into it. Then they go by a telephone pole and Woodstock bumps into it again. A worm pops up and Woodstock runs away from it. They then continue their journey across the streets and then they see a Clara digging in the sandbox. Snoopy tries to get her attention, but she grabs onto Snoopy.]
Clara: Hey, mom. I found a stray dog. Mom, oh, mom?
[Snoopy then gulps as if he was tied up in a rope. Snoopy tries to get the rope off of him, but he just can't. Woodstock pecks on it, but it was too hard. Then Woodstock tries to pull the rope off of him until he gets caught by a net.]
Clara: Oh, boy. I found the lost bird. Hey, mom! I found the lost bird! Mom? I got a bird, mom. I had stuff in my collection, ma. A dog and a bird. This is great. I have two pets. Hey, mom. I got two pets! A sheepdog and a parrot. Hey, mom. Can I keep him, ma?
[Woodstock sighs. Then cut to Snoopy when Clara comes by.]
Clara: Hi, puppy. Mom says I can keep you. I always wanted a dog. (Snoopy tries to go, but Clara stops him.) I think I'll give you a good dog name. Rex? Hey, how about Rex?
Snoopy: Bleah!
Clara: Here, Rex, here, Rex! Here! (sputters) I'm a sentimental gal. I need a fundamental pal. I'll depend on you. You'll depend on me. Speaking psychologically. We'll both have fundamental friend dependability. Fundamental friend dependability. I'll have fun with you. You'll have fun with me. It's fundamental friend dependability. (spoken) Here, Rex, here, Rex. Here! (unties the rope and drags Snoopy with it.) Heel, Rex, heel. Heel, Rex, heel.
[Clara brings him to the bathroom.]
Clara: The first ting we should do, Rex, is to bathe you. I hope you like baths, cause my doggy has to be real clean. OK, Rex? OK, in you go, Rex! (sings) Speaking hygienically. You've got to wash away each flea. Rub-a-dub-a-dub. I'll scrub you in a tub. Oh, how squeaky clean you'll be. Because of fundamental friend dependability. I will disinfect your whole anatomy. Once you've got a chum, we'll scrub you till you're numb. That's fundamental friend dependability. (spoken) Down, Rex! Heel, Rex, heel! (Snoopy runs away in circles) Rex! Rex! You naughty dog! Rex! Down boy! Bad dog! Heel, Rex, heel. (makes a cone head) I'm glad you like baths, Rex. (makes a star head, then washes his head. Then she gets him dried off.) I want you to be real clean, so we can play dress-up. Down, Rex. Down, boy. (Snoopy sits down.) Stay, Rex, stay. I'm gonna close the door so you won't run away. (closes the door) Then we'll play dolls, OK?
[Woodstock chirps to Snoopy that he wants to get out. Then Snoopy sighs.]
Clara: I always wanted a sheepdog. You stick with me, Rex. (sings) Every little shaggy pup. Ought to get gussy gup. I will pour the tea. Just for you and me. Oh, how proper we will be. Cause we got fundamental friend dependability. Fundamental friend dependability. Fundamental friend dependa- fundamental friend dependa- fundamental friend dependability.
[After she pours the tea on the cup, she accidentally ruins the dress.]
Clara: You naughty dog! You got your dress dirty. I'll have to spank you!
[As always, she spanks Snoopy's butt and Snoopy tries to escape, he angrily kicks the door and struggles the doorknob.]
Clara: Down, boy, down! Heel, Rex! Down, Rex! Bad dog! Bad dog! Come back, Rex! Here, boy!
[Snoopy angrily rushes to the telephone and tries to call the police, but Clara shuts it off and hangs up the phone. Then she grabs onto Snoopy's ear all the way outside. Snoopy was still seen sitting alone when Clara comes out.]
Clara: You naughty dog! Raising all this commotion! Mom says, if I'm gonna keep you, I gotta take you to the vets for a check-up. You probably need about a dozen shots.
[Snoopy gets dragged to the vets.]
Clara: I'll walk you to the vets. That'll be great. Eh, Rex? Heel, Rex, heel. I'm sure glad I found you. Mom always said we need our new dog to get rid with everything from our table scraps.
[When they arrived at the vets, Snoopy cries a little and gets dragged into it. Suddenly, the dogs and cats caused chaos around the hospital. Snoopy sneaks out of the vets and goes into Clara's house to get Woodstock. He was about to bring the cage with him, but it doesn't fit. It fell and crashed into the ground. Snoopy gets Woodstock out of the cage. And they were just about to continue their journey until they see Clara going to get him.]
Clara: Here, Rex. Here, Rex, here!
[Snoopy then sees Clara rushing up to him.]
Clara: Rex! You naughty dog, Rex!
[Clara follows him around the stairs, and into the rooms. She chases after Snoopy and then she slides down the stairs and then bumped into the dresser. Snoopy and Woodstock rush out of the dresser and into the bathroom. He then sees Clara again. And then he runs away and the fish bowl lands into Clara. Snoopy gets out of the house and then he hears Woodstock knocking on the door. Snoopy quickly gets him out of the house. And then they run off to see Lila. Cut to Charlie Brown and Linus at the brick wall.]
Charlie Brown: I'm depressed, Linus. I need an encouraging word to cheer me up.
Linus: Happiness lies in our destiny like a cloudless sky before the storms of tomorrow destroy the dreams of yesterday, and last a week.
Charlie Brown: I think that blanket is doing something to you.
[The scene then transitions to Snoopy and Woodstock on their way to see Lila. They stop by a forest. They decided to play football. Woodstock kicks the ball but he was to small. Snoopy then kicks a ball and Woodstock rushes up to it. He sits on the football having a ride until he crashes into a tree. Then Snoopy flips the coin and lets Woodstock go farther to get the ball. Snoopy kicks the ball and Woodstock catches it and is about to play until Snoopy snatches the football from him. He tells Woodstock to go this way and keeps going until he signals him to stop. He kicks the football and Woodstock gets hit by it. Snoopy picks up Woodstock and they both go off. Fade to Lila who is sighing. Then they started playing a tune of Best of Buddies theme. He plays the bowl to the beat. And Woodstock makes a guitar. Later on they set up a picnic. Snoopy then gets his mouth harp and then they both dance to the beat and they finally laughed. Woodstock and Snoopy then rest between the picnic basket and they both get up and yawned. Woodstock told Snoopy that he wanted to build a nest. Woodstock collects a bunch of sticks. As he grabs the second one, he falls to the ground. He continues getting more sticks until Snoopy grabs some more. When Woodstock calls out that he's done, he puts more sticks, making the nest fall to the ground. Woodstock chirps in anger and rebuilds his nest. Then when he's finished, he wanted Snoopy to sleep with him. Snoopy climbs onto the nest and then he sets a timer. They were all fast asleep until the next morning, the clock rang. Snoopy wakes up and bangs on the clock. Woodstock laughs loudly until Snoopy bangs him as well, then they continued sleeping. Fade to the evening where Lucy and Charlie Brown sat on the doorstep with the carnival in the background.]
Lucy: There's only one thing to be done, Charlie Brown. I think you should disown that ungrateful dog.
Charlie Brown: Disown him?!
Lucy: You have to face it, Charlie Brown. Nobody made him leave he went, because he wanted to. You'll just have to get another dog.
Charlie Brown: I don't want another dog. And I still say, If I don't find out who Lila is, I'll go crazy!
Lucy: He's hopeless!
[Lucy storms away from Charlie Brown when Peppermint Patty comes over.]
Peppermint Patty: Listen to that music, Chuck. It's a carnival. Doesn't that do something to you? Listen. It's a beautiful evening, Chuck. The air is warm, the sky is filled with stars, (gets out the tickets) and I got a whole pocket full of tickets for the carnival. Come on, let's go.
[They then walk to the carnival.]
Peppermint Patty: Listen, people are laughing, Chuck. They're having a good time. (sees a sad look on Charlie Brown's face) You can't let yourself get into a mood like this. I know you miss Snoopy, I miss him too, but if you let yourself get into a mood, no one will want to be around here. No one likes that moody person, Chuck. Take it from me! I learned a long time ago. That if you go around in such a long mood feeling sorry for yourself, you do it alone, and I mean "alone", Chuck.
[Peppermint Patty puts tickets on the ticket machine and goes through the turnstile, but Charlie Brown spins around it and falls down.]
Peppermint Patty: I don't know. I've seen people get sick on merry go rounds, and ferris wheels and roller coasters, but you're the first person I've ever seen who got sick going through the turnstile. Hey, look at that, Chuck. Come on! Let's go!
[Charlie Brown and Peppermint Patty ride on a roller coaster and then through the barrel of fun. Peppermint Patty makes her way through until Charlie Brown tumbles through it. Then they got on bumper cars.]
Peppermint Patty: We're having a good time, aren't we, Chuck. I love this kind of life. I like action. I'm a moving type person when nothing is moving, I feel low. That's why I always keep moving.
[Peppermint Patty pops balloons and Charlie Brown missed the balloons. Charlie Brown misses the cans with the balls. Peppermint Patty successfully hits the cans down. Then they ride on a ferris wheel.]
Peppermint Patty: Does your kind ever think about love, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: What do you mean my kind?
Peppermint Patty: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to put it that way. No offense. I apologize. Friends? You touched my hand, Chuck.
[They then saw a fortune telling machine.]
Peppermint Patty: Hey, look here! A fortune-telling machine. Let's get our fortune told, Chuck. Maybe we can find out something about ourselves. (puts the coin and then reads) "You are a very loving person, and your life will be filled with romance."
Charlie Brown: (Puts the coin in the machine and reads) "Forget it, kid!"
[Then they get cotton candy.]
Peppermint Patty: You kind of like being with me, don't you, Chuck? What do you think love is, Chuck?
Charlie Brown: Well, years ago, my dad owned a black 1934 two-door sedan.
Peppermint Patty: What's that got to do with love?
Charlie Brown: Well, this is what he told me. This was his cute little girl, see? She used to go for rides with him in his car. And whenever he called for her, he would always open the car door for her. After she got in and he had closed the door, he's walk around the back of the car to the driver's side, but before he could get there, she would reach over and press the button, locking him out. Then she just sit there and wrinkled her nose and grinned at him. That's what I think love is.
Peppermint Patty: Sometimes, I wonder about you, Chuck.
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