Dat Strawberry

a terrible joke fanfic by yo fire emblem gurl pokeball
ok so basically here's some derpy stuff about this:
cliff loves to play fortnite, roblox, and minecraft on his computer and xbox and hates when creepers kill him that he rages too hard, ruby hates sammy but loves strawberries, peril has short term memory loss, tsunami keeps speaking japanese, your favorite childhood characters like barney and dora are doing fortnite dances and cliff loves it, and that stuff.
==What's a StrawberryWing? Does it exist?==
it exists only in sammy the strawberry's mind
==Can you make a StrawberryWing page? Sammy would be happy!==
no
==Lucina enters the fanfic ready to strike and kill Dat Strawberry boi sammy with Kagayaku==
Lucina: awesome fanfic im not killing you
Kagayaku: yeah me too
Lucina: sorry strawberry haters
==Why is this an incomplete fanfic?==
because it is
==So this is a real fanfic?==
yes
==Why is this a joke fanfic?==
because i want it to be a joke fanfic
==I know I didn't ask this at the beginning, but what is this story about?==
this is a terrible comedy featuring sammy the strawberry and dat boi who come together and become a hybrid and are going around the world of wings of fire doing weird things and acting like the tokyo shock boys mixed with winnie the pooh
==DARKSTALKER ENTERS READY TO KILL YOU==
GET THE HECK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
==SATAN ENTERS READY TO KILL YOU==
im still playing minecraft
==DARKSTALKER ENTERED THE ROOM AND STOLE ALL OF THE WOF BOOKS YOU OWN==
i only own book 1-5 myself while i borrow the books i dont have from others but
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME BACK MAH BOOKS DARKSTALKER IM NOT GIVING UP MAH GURL GLORY
==DARKSTALKER DROPS THE BOOKS HEARING "GLORY" AND RUNS AWAY==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxk4gvrLemQ
good
==So your favorite video game series is Fire Emblem?==
yes
awakening ftw
==Who is Sammy's favorite?==
i dont think he has one
but i think he likes chaos
so maybe yune or ashunera
wait do you mean game
i thought it was character
um
maybe radiant dawn
because that's where yune and ashunera are from
==Back to the story. Where is Sammy/Dat Boi going today?==
home to play smash bros
because ROY'S OUR BOY
i just won against sammy dat boi with roy
so roy's our boy again
eliwood was cheering in the background the whole time
i think
i think he was leading the crowd
because roy's his son
you know
im a lucina main but im good as the other fire emblem characters
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roy from mario sucks
fire emblem roy is better
they're both in smash
so i wonder how their competition will be
wait i remember roy's classic mode route on ultimate
its like they become friends
but on one of the panels fire emblem roy pushes mario roy off a ledge
sooooooo
LONG LIVE ROY KOOPA
(trampling)
Bowser Jr.: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
==So what's the next adventure? Does FE Roy join the party?==
uh maybe if you want me to
buuuuuut
HERE COMES QUEEN SCARLET
scarlet of the skywings
she is dead
but this is a fanfiction so let's decide where the time will be
how about in the present
wait scarlet is dead in the present
so never mind
sooooo
HERE COMES QUEEN TOURMALINE
wait
wrong thing
HERE COMES QUEEN RUBY
i just asked ruby if she wanted to join sammy dat boi
and she said no
cliff said to go away because he's playing minecraft with peril
no
he WAS playing minecraft with peril
but peril burnt the xbox controller
so he raged
so now he's playing minecraft with vermillion while peril is going to go set clay on fire after clay is in mud for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 billion hours
==Why did Ruby say no to joining Sammy Dat Boi?==
because she hates sammy
but loves strawberries
so i wonder what's going to happen next
ok so sammy got angry that he tried to assassinate ruby
but some skywing commoner intercepted the attack and his head was cut off
so he died
and ruby was crying on his carcass as sammy laughed so hard that a seed fell out
==Sooooo... What's Ruby going to do?==
nothing but cry in front of the dead skywing
==Will Sammy Escape?==
in fact, sammy did
he grew wings magically
but for some reason the wings looked like pickles
so he had green wings
skywings were thinking he was half leafwing or half rainwing
so they threw strawberries at sammy
sammy ate them all
and he said "i'm going to go watch some random albert stuff. oh, thanks for the meal. NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM"
then he found a monkey and ate it
but it turns out the monkey was boots
==Is Dora angry now?==
yes
dora the explorer was so mad that she exploded
and then she for some reason came back
then dora became dora the exploder
then diego appeared out of nowhere and started doing the hype
then backpack started doing the fresh
==So... Is this fanfic about things doing fortnite dances?==
maybe but probably no
==Ok, so now what?==
backpack, dora, and diego still did fortnite dances
== Besides that? ==
more characters from your childhood came and did the default dance
== Which characters? ==
maybe those like barney, mickey mouse, bob the builder and that stuff
so now there are an army of fortnite dancing childhood characters
== Alright, moving on. What does Sammy Dat Boi do in response? ==
ok so basically peril entered
and said she couldn't set clay on fire
she also asked why sammy dat boi's wings look like pickles
then peril remembered and said she was like dory
because she forgot that clay hatched from a blood red egg
so he's immune to fire
then she thought she was dumb and banged her head on a small rock
the small rock was the size of seawing talons
then sammy dat boi said the wings look like that because it looked like that
then cliff came in and threw his xbox controller at him
sammy fell to the ground and his magic pickle wings disappeared
== Soooo... is Sammy Dat Boi dead? ==
no
== ...Why...? ==
because he's my character
== ... ==
what?
== Ok, back to the story. What happened next? ==
sammy dat boi fell to the ground and saw the ghost of the hoshidan queen mikoto
== Which Mikoto? The Fire Emblem Mikoto or the Wings of Fire OC Mikoto? ==
surprisingly the fire emblem one
== Is FE Mikoto mad that there's a LightWing the same name as her? ==
as the benevolent queen mikoto is in fire emblem fates, i don't think so
== Then what happened? ==
mikoto said hello and then yeeted herself into a portal
and then kamui entered
== Umm... Who's Kamui? ==
the japanese name of corrin.
== So your OC Corrin's Japanese name is Kamui? ==
not for my oc
the fire emblem character
== Oh. So then what did Kamui/Corrin do? ==
he said hi and did the same thing as mikoto
== Any other FE characters in Pyrrhia and/or Pantala now? ==
no
== Alright. Then what happened next? ==
peril touched sammy dat boi and he magically grew his wings again and fled to the sand kingdom
== Ok then. Did he meet Princess Sunny? Queen Thorn? Qibli? Cobra? Any SandWing? ==
sammy actually gave up because he hated sand and thought it was too hot so instead he flew to the ice kingdom
== A plot twist, I guess. So, did he meet Prince Winter in the Ice Kingdom? Queen Snowfall? Princess Icicle? ==
no he thought it was too cold and started to fly to pantala
== YET ANOTHER TOTAL PLOT TWIST. Ok, so what did he do in Pantala? ==
a few days later sammy arrived at pantala and went to the poison jungle and met sundew
then sundew started shoving leaves in his face
sundew said she did that because "she's a leafwing"
so then sammy fled to wasp hive
== What did Wasp do to Sammy? ==
nothing
because sammy decided to fly back to pyrrhia again so he did
== And...? Ok, you're the queen of plot twists and cliff hangers ==
thanks
im also the fire emblem queen
== Uuhhh... ==
oof
== No, not that. What does Fire Emblem have to do with this? ==
because i like it
== Anyways, back to the story. So what did Sammy do back in Pyrrhia wasting days flying to Pantala and back for no apparent reason? ==
he found a portal
== You're probably saying where he's going, but can I guess where he's going? ==
sure
== Nohr or Hoshido? ==
nope
== But Nohr and Hoshido are only found in portals to other dimensions! Is there another one? ==
yes
he entered Ylisse
== Oh cool! What did Sammy Dat Boi do in Ylisse? ==
he went to the capital, ylisstol
== LADY EMMERYN AND LORD CHROM FTW!! SO DID HE MEET THEM THERE? ==
ok this takes place AFTER the events of awakening
chrom is ruling with sumia
and princess cynthia is banging her head against the wall
== May I ask why Princess Cynthia is banging her head against the wall? ==
no because i think shes doing it because she wants to
or she's imitating peril
then peril came out of nowhere and burnt some of the floor
sumia then heard peril roar and then got out of her seat and walked over to peril slowly
== Is Peril going to burn Exalt Sumia? ==
um probably not
then sumia tripped (as she always does) and landed near peril's foot
she screamed
peril jerked away
and then she just decided to run away
== Can you visit Nohr and/or Hoshido now, Sammy Dat Boi? ==
sammy says sure
sumia accidentally punched sammy on the way out
but sammy didn't do anything back
he just yeeted himself out of the palace
and sammy grew his magical pickle wings again
and flew
but then the pickle wings turned green
and so sammy looked at the wings
THEY WERE NOW PEPPERS
NO, SERIOUSLY
now everyone thinks he's a skywing
not a hybrid
or the people in ylisstol
so now sammy is happy
== Ok, so can you visit Nohr and/or Hoshido now and not talk about his pepper wings? ==
ok
so sammy then flew on his pepper wings out of there and flew to hoshido
== I SAID NO TALKING ABOUT HIS PEPPER WINGS!!!1111!! ==
uhhh
i just mentioned them
== MENTIONING 2!1!1!11 ==
ok fine
== Make his wings a different food. ==
his wings can only be food so ok
uhhhh
ok
so his wings turned into potatoes
so now he has potato wings
== mAkE pOtAtOwInGs!11!11 oR fOoDwInGs! ==
sounds like a good idea i think i might make foodwings
might go make a blog post in a bit about it
anyways
so now he is at hoshido
== What did he do there? ==
he found...
cliff
cliff was playing fortnite on his computer
so sammy tried to make him stop playing fortnite
and then cliff got off of fortnite
== I didn't want Cliff to appear and play Fortnite... what about the Hoshidan princes and princesses? Well, just continue on... ==
then cliff got on minecraft
and then mined some diamonds while chanting the minecraft anthem
the minecraft anthem is mine diamonds, you know
so cliff is singing mine diamonds
and ruby isn't nearby
or really
any other skywing
and hoshidans think mine diamonds is blasphemy
so sammy needs to stop cliff before he is exiled
but then sammy thought
should i actually get him exiled i mean this kid is dumb lol
== OMG MAKE THE HOSHIDAN PRINCES AND PRINCESSES APPEAR ALREADY ==
ok fine
ok so basically then ryoma appeared and he didn't exile cliff but he made him leave
and sakura was getting nervous at sammy
but then they all left so there
== Is this the end? ==
almost
== Alright. Then move on. ==
so sammy went back to pyrrhia and died
jk
sammy went back to pyrrhia and went to the outclaws den and he stayed there and stayed with the other sandwings because he likes sand
== One question. Why did Sammy turn away from the Kingdom of Sand earlier if he now wants to stay there? ==
he changed his mind
you know you change your mind often
so he stayed at the kingdom of sand for a long time that i felt like not counting how many years he stayed there anymore
and that usually is after counting to 15 so whatever
THE END
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