Accident Investigation Board

The Bezmooran Accident Investigation Board (BAIB) is an agency of the Flying Purple Hippos Clan. It's also the name of the mercenary group these dorks play in Dungeons and Dragons.
==Achievements==
Major achievements include:
* Jumping off a castle to decapitate someone who was being a bitch
* Shitting off another castle while failing to see anything useful
* Yeeting some revenants off the first castle
* Rescuing a hippo
* Rescuing an archmage
* Stealing and reading an emo's diary
* Dispelling eternal mind-bagpipes
* Reuniting revenant husbands through window cleaning
* Literally assaulting a windmill
* Teaching a hag not to curse as much
* Riding a rowboat down a sea of skeletons
* Befriending a doll
* Boning a werewolf-revenant-vampire with a leftover bit of a dead lady
* Melting a vampire lord
* Successfully eating and digesting a demon goat
* Becoming founder and CEO of a Bezmooran microbrewery
* Yeeting Surtr back to Jotunheim but only for like a minute
* Slaying a hydra to advertise the Cock's Crown brew
==Almost TPKs==
* Getting fireballed while running away from a windmill
* Not realising fast vampires are fast
* Yoloing into the world's simplest alarm system
==Criticism==
Due to Sunha dying all the time there's a lot of employee turnover for a FPH ministry
==Trivia==
* Roll stonecunning for rock trivia
Category:Ministries