SmackDown 15/5/18

VacantForHOF's opening statement:
"What’s Up Fuck Faces. It’s ya boi, VacantForHOF. NOW, Yes this is an early card. That’s because you have a deadline this week, “No shit Vacant we have a Deadline everyweek” Yeah but see this weeks SDL is being taped. And I know that someone’s gonna look at some results before the show airs. SO YALL GOT SOME LIMITED TIME MEAT SACKS. PAIN AND SUFFERING EARLY. LETS DO THIS FUCKBITCHES. 
*A letter comes on screen.*
 Who the fuck are you? You aren’t the same dude as last week?.... What do you mean “fill in?” Aight fuck this…. 
*Vacant clicks intercom.*
 Hi there, can you bring u/TheCivilizedGamer into the office... Thank you. You there, letter guy, you stay there…. Hey Civ. You mind picking him up for me… Yeah…. OI DON’T YOU RUN CUNT YOU HAD THIS COMING FOR SASSING ME 
*Civ and Vacant deliver Divine Right to letter man.*
 YOU FUCK. Thanks man, you want a match tonight? Cool. Yeah I’ll post the card in a minute. Thanks man. Ciao… 
*Letter is thrown on screen.*
Medical Bills?! That son of a bitch haunts me from a bed. MOTHERFUCKER."
== Card ==
No.	Match 	Stipulation 	Notes 	Winner
1 	DerLaubi vs Zquest13 	Tag Team 	 	DerLaubi
2 	TheCivilizedGamer vs YourBuddyChurch 	Singles 	Champion vs Champion; Non-title 	YourBuddyChurch
via no-show
3 	Mr_Big_Boy123 vs CaptainConundrum54 vs RyRyLloyd	Triple Threat	 	RyRyLloyd
4 	Felix_Wyn vs ElDaboFuego 	Singles 	Non-title 	Felix_Wyn via no-show
5 	Steve_Chandler__ vs Pinkerton55 	Singles 	 	DRAW
6 	Mundar_Abagooby (c) vs ElDaboFuego 	Singles 	For the Hardcore Championship 	DRAW
7 	TheRandomGuy199 vs ArtichokeJoe vs AurumVocem 	Triple Threat	Winner qualifies for the Money in the Bank match at Money in the Bank.	DRAW between Aurum and TRG while defeating ArtichokeJoe via no-show
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