Susan in Curd's Disturbing Birthday (Susan the Hedgehog)/Script

Curd: screaming very loudly and in a very high pitch “Mom! Why won’t you let me think Eggman is funny? Why won’t you let me think of the other villains as something of comedic value?” crying “This is the worst birthday EVER!”
Cream: “All your life, you think that the man who tortured, traumatized, and enslaved many people, including me, and the one who infected people with the Metal Virus is LAUGHING MATTER?”
Curd: sniff “Yes. But you won’t let me do anything! I already dislike Eggman! I want to make fun of him, but you won’t let me! Me thinking Eggman is funny is the only thing that keeps my positive attitude and the only thing that keeps me from being BORED!”
Cream: “Well, you should change that. You’re 9 years old now. You’re in your middle childhood now.”
Curd: “BUT I AM STILL A KID! I DO NOT STOP THINKING FORBIDDEN THINGS ARE FUNNY UNTIL I AM AN ADULT!”
Cream: “You should stop, Curd.”
Curd: sniff “Don’t you understand how I feel? Don’t you understand that if I find Eggman funny, I will never ever be bored? It’s the only thing that makes me HAPPY! I don’t want to have a birthday where the only thing that I find funny and have a passion for is taken away from my mom. If you do take it away from me, you are the worst mom I’ve ever had the displeasure of being born to!”
Cream: her eyes tear up “Worst?” she runs away and cries “Curd! Please don’t say that! I was trying to make you a better person! That’s what moms and dads do to their children! They try making their children like them too!”
Curd: “You do know I was exaggerating.”
Cream: “Wait, you were? Then IT’S A BAD JOKE! How many times do I have to tell you that your jokes can offend people? You are grounded for 1 week!”
Curd: “ON MY BIRTHDAY?”
Cream: “Sorry, even on their child’s birthday, if they throw a tantrum over not being allowed to do SOMETHING THEY SHOULD NOT DO, they should get punished.”
Curd: she goes to her room, crying and screaming loudly in high pitch
Cream: “Why do I feel guilty?”
Ricotta: “Because nobody should ground my sister on her birthday. You should feel guilty, Mom.”
Cream: “You know I had to do this to your sister. She was misbehaving. Misbehaving children should be punished.”
Ricotta: “But it’s Curd’s birthday, Mom! Even I wouldn’t make this parenting mistake if I was a dad.”
Curd’s room
Susan: she sneaks in
Curd: “Susan?”
Susan: “Hey, it’s me, Susan.”
Curd: “What do you want?”
Susan: “To comfort you. I know that the only thing that makes you happy is finding comedy from Eggman. You know what I suggest? I suggest you prank her.”
Curd: “That’s a great idea! Also, since my birthday is in October, making an extremely disturbing and scary party would fit.”
Susan: “Oh, this is going to be so fun.”
An hour later…
Cream: “Hey, Curd! Aren’t you supposed to be in your bedroom?”
Curd: “Mom, I’m sorry. Here’s a party to cheer you up.”
Cream: “For me?”
Curd: “For you.”
Cream: she goes in Curd’s bedroom “What is this place?”
Curd: “Enjoy the rides!”
Cream: she slides down a slide and she goes inside the body of a baby head, then she is greeted by floating masks thanks to the Wisps as she screams
Susan: “Are you enjoying the ride?”
Cream: “NO! I AM NOT!” she falls down a waterfall and she gets sent to the mirror where she looks in the mirror and looks in it, revealing Eggman, thus making her scream in terror
Ivan: laughing
Cream: she runs away “Please let me escape out of this nightmare!” she runs outside of the mirror room
The door gets locked and Ava is shown
Ava: “I will make you see your fortune!” she had a fortune ball and some tarot cards
Cream: she gets three tarot cards and it was a bad fortune
Ava: “That’s exactly what you get for grounding your daughter during her birthday! Also in the future…”
The fortune ball shows Cream getting attacked by a mob
Cream: screaming “What do I do, what do I do?”
Swift: “Simple. Just let your daughter be herself. She made many entertaining jokes about villains and horrible events. That’s what I love about Curd!”
All 20 Grade 3 kids arrive
Ivy: “Uh, what do I do here?”
Sasha: “Try convincing Cream to unground her daughter and let her make jokes about Eggman. People may get offended by each joke.”
Heads: “Oh, and have you heard of the Perilous Prankster? She makes entertaining jokes about villains and serious topics like child abuse, murder, theft, and even creepiness!”
Cream: “So what?”
Heads: “She makes criminals laugh, thus getting them arrested.”
Cream: “Wait, so all this time, I’m stopping a crime fighter?”
Heads: “Yes, you have.”
Susan: “Now apologize to your daughter.”
Cream: “Fine.”
Curd: “Thanks, Mom!”
Cream: “Sorry for grounding you. You may offend me, but you’re the Perilous Prankster. Oh, did the victims hear the jokes?”
Curd: “No, I put earmuffs on their heads.”
Cream: “Good. That’s all I need to hear. Now don’t tell these jokes in front of me or if I’m in the room, give me earmuffs if you wanna tell someone a joke.”
Curd: “OK, Mom!”
All of the creepy stuff turned to normal
Curd: “Sorry, Mom for making a scary party just to punish you.”
Cream: “Good thing you apologized.”
The End
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