Freaky Patrick

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Freaky Patrick was a friend of Freaky Bob and he loves being freaky of freaky fridays.
==Activities==
He liked to catfish on Teen Dating Apps.www.hendersonforbes.com.news/wallofframe/muntspost/03-07-2024
He was a gay prostitute and Freaky Bob's helping hand, if you know what i mean.
==Children==
Freaky Patrick had a child name "Munting Goaste Star-Squarepants", but we don't really know about him that much.The Rottweiler Press 09-07-2024 15:23 www.rottweiler-press.com [Archive]
==Death==
Freaky Patrick was found dead on 112 New Oglephorpe Street in Wingnut County, New SeaweedForbes XXX News "Freaky Patrick and the Death that caused Gorillions" on June 12th, 2024, covered in various of bodily fluids. It is speculated that Freaky Patrick was raped by a gay sex gang "The Poochies"Podesta's Conspiracy, or that Pizza Fucker Krabs was just mad gay.Coochie Squidward's though, D=3.com.news.wtf.
==Triffles==
*It was reported that Freaky Bob does the hawk tuah and gawk gawk 8000 on Freaky Patrick's stiff serpent and do the bombayah every freaky friday.goatse.cx
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