Facts with Shawn

Facts with Shawn is the spiritual successor to Facts with 3s, hosted by Shawn Langeheine.
==Premise==
Facts with Shawn is a show in which Shawn states facts to the audience, most of which insult other people.
==List==
*Stop trying to pretend you’re oppressed for being straight, you make yourself look even less oppressed than you actually are.
*Sorry that we suck dick better than your “girlfriend” ever will.
*Just because a TV show has ONE black character or ONE LGBT+ character doesn't mean that they are supportive, more times than not it's just for money.
*If you force your kids to be perfect, then you’re not a perfect parent.
*You’ll never understand Cyber’s wrath until you experience it.
*Boomers always try to say that millenials and zoomers should not be going to Disneyland because they don't have kids, but I'm sure that if they weren't going to Disneyland they would say "Millenials and Zoomers are killing the theme park business!"
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