Uncle Grandpa's Money

==Synopsis==
Uncle Grandpa Loves Money, But The Money Talks.
==Character Appearences==
*Uncle Grandpa
*Belly Bag (Non-Speaking)
*Pizza Steve
*Mr. Gus
*Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
*Bank Girl
*Ice Cream Guy
==Transcript==
==Opening==
(Uncle Grandpa Head Zooms In)
Uncle Grandpa: Now That Was Classy.
(Uncle Grandpa Head Explodes And Uncle Grandpa Logo With A Cartoon Network Original Is Showing)
At The UG RV
Uncle Grandpa: AAAHHH!!!
Pizza Steve: What The Heck Is Wrong With You, Uncle G?!?
Uncle Grandpa: Pizza Steve, That Money Is Missing! How Can I Get In The Bank?
Pizza Steve: Uhhh...
Uncle Grandpa: Pleeeease, Pizza Steve?
Pizza Steve: Hmmm...
Uncle Grandpa: Please Put The Cherry On Top!
Pizza Steve: Sure!
Uncle Grandpa: All Right! I Got Go To The Bank.
==Bank==
Uncle Grandpa: Uhh, Excuse Me, Can I Get Some Cash?
Bank Girl: Oh, Sure. Why Not?
Uncle Grandpa: (Gasps) Money! Good Morning, Money! Are You Having Fun From A Bank?
(Pauses)
Uncle Grandpa: Hellooooooo? Man, That Money Can't Talk Now. That Makes Me SICK! Besides, I Love Moneys.
==At The UG RV==
Uncle Grandpa: Moneys! (Laughs) Moneys, Moneys, They're Everywhere! I Love Pennies, Nickels, Dimes, Quarters, Half Dollar, One Dollar, Two Dollars, Five Dollars, Ten Dollars And Twenty Dollars!! I Just Love Moneys! (Laughs)
Uncle Grandpa: (Singing) Everytime I've Been Riched And See What The Money Are. I'll Get The Money In The Jar! But The Reasons Why I Haven't Forget. That Money Is Always Get To The Seeeeeeet. I LOVE MONEYS, I LOVE MONEYS, IT'S SO MUCH MONEYS YOU CAN SEE! That Bank Girl Is Here And Uncle Grandpa Says "CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY FOR ME-E-E-E-EE?!?"
Bank Girl: Sure.
Uncle Grandpa: YIPEE! Oh, Money. You Know, I Got A Bunch Of Dollars In My Hands.
(The Hands Is Full Of Money, And Making Cha-Ching Sound)
Uncle Grandpa: (Singing) I Love Moneys! I Love Moneys! I Got Something For The Three. I Love Moneys! I Love Moneys! It Always Good For Free. If I Ever Can Be Chirping Sound I Heard, And Now Let's Flying Like A Bird! Now, Here's A Golf, It's What Did The Money To Me, I Really Can't Believe What I See. I LOVE MONEYS, I LOVE MONEYS! I Just Doing For Free. I LOVE MONEYS, I LOVE MONEYS! There Is Nothing But The UG RV Will Free, That Money... Is... For.... MEEEEEEEEEE!
Uncle Grandpa: (Laughs)
Mr. Gus: Nice Singing, Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: Aww, It Was Nothing. I Just Looove Money, Don't You Remember, Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus?
Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: Uhhh...
Uncle Grandpa: What The Flim Flam Is The Matter? Don't You Like Moneys?
Mr. Gus: I Gotta Go Now.
Pizza Steve: Yeah. Neither Did I.
Uncle Grandpa: Wow, I Guess Those Guys Are Been Such A Lazy Going On. Hey, Penny, Are You Ready For Play?
Penny: I... I Really Don't Know What I Played For, Uncle Grandpa. GEEZ!!
Uncle Grandpa: Penny, You Can Talk!
Penny: Of Course, I'm Talking. But I Got No Arms Or Legs. But Only With Head Only. Brrr!! I Don't Wanna Talk About It.
Uncle Grandpa: And Who Are You, One Dollar.
One Dollar: Dude, Seriously, You Forgot To Brush Your Teeth.
Uncle Grandpa: Oh Boy, One Dollar Can Talk Too? Aww Man, I Just Looove Talking Moneys. I'm Sure If You Are Singing Like This. Ohhhh...
Penny: Uncle Grandpa, I Told You To Stop Singing!
Uncle Grandpa: Aww, Don't Be Angry, Penny. It's Always Let It Down For The Money Job.
==In The City==
Mr. Gus: One Hot Fudge Sundae, Please.
Pizza Steve: And Ice Cream Sandwich, Please.
Ice Cream Guy: Here You Go! Enjoy Both!
Mr. Gus And Pizza Steve: Thanks!
==At The UG RV==
Uncle Grandpa: Alright, You Money Guys. Are You Really To Get Talk On.
Penny: I'll Take One Cent.
Nickel: I'll Take Five Cents.
Dime: I'll Take Ten Cents.
Quarter: I'll Take Twenty-Five Cents.
Half Dollar: I'll Take 50 Dollars!
One Dollar: I'll Take One Dollar!
Two Dollars: I'll Take Two Dollars!!
Five Dollars: I'll Take Five Dollars!!
Ten Dollars: I'll Take Ten Dollars!!!
Twenty Dollars: I'LL TAKE TWENTY DOLLARS FOR ALL THE MONEY SHE REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTS TO THERE BANK!!!!
Moneys: YAY!!!!
Uncle Grandpa: Now That's Why I'm Having A Blast For A Talking Moneys.
==Hotel At Night==
Mr. Gus: Wow. Is It Night Time Already, Pizza Steve?
Pizza Steve: Yeah, Big G. I Know What She Everybody Wants. But Uncle G Loves Money.
Mr. Gus: Alright, Good Night, Pizza Steve.
Pizza Steve: Good Night, Mr. Gus.
Mr. Gus And Pizza Steve: Zzzzzz...
==At The UG RV At Night==
Uncle Grandpa: (Snores) Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning... (Snores)
Moneys (Offscreen): TALK TO US!
Uncle Grandpa: What The?!? Where Is All The Noise Is Going From?!?
Moneys: PLEASE, UNCLE GRANDPA! PLEASE! PLEASE TALK TO US!!
Uncle Grandpa: Hey, All The Moneys, Who Are You Doing For Being Loud?
Penny: Besides, I Don't Wanna Have Hands And Legs. Because... I Really Am Like Money.
Nickel: Yeah, So Did We.
Quarter: So Did We Too.
Two Dollar: That Was Finally Take It Out Of Head!
Moneys: I WANT YOU TO TALK TO US!!!
Uncle Grandpa: If You Are Bring Too Much Noises Around Here, This Is All Your Fault. But I'm Not Listening To You All.
Moneys: TALK TO US!!
Uncle Grandpa: I'm Not Listening!
Moneys: TALK TO US!!
Uncle Grandpa: Still Not Listening.
Moneys: TALK TO US!!!
Uncle Grandpa: Still Not- WHAT?!? How Dare You?!? If I'm Going To Get Some Sleep, So BE QUIET!!!
Moneys: Okay, Uncle Grandpa.
Uncle Grandpa: (Yawns) Man, I Guess That Was Confortable Alright. Now I Need A Good Night Sleep. (Snores) Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning... (Snores)
Moneys (Offscreen): TALK TO US!!!
Uncle Grandpa: WHAT?!?
==Hotel At Night==
GRFT: (Roars)
Mr. Gus: Shhh! Be Quiet, Tiger! He's Going To Sleep.
(Giant Realistic Flying Tiger Flies Away To The Door)
Mr. Gus: Hmm! Lousy Scum. Zzz...
(Police Sirens)
Mr. Gus: (Gasps) PIZZA STEVE!! LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!!
Pizza Steve And Mr. Gus: AHHHH!!! TO THE UG RV!!!
==At The UG RV At Night==
(Thunder Is Striking)
Moneys: TALK TO US NOW, WE NEED YOU!!
Uncle Grandpa: How Can I Not When That Money Is Just Say, All That Money For The Own Curse Away! I WANNA REFUND!!
Mr. Gus: Uhh, Uncle Grandpa, Ya Feeling Okay?
Uncle Grandpa: Okay? What Do You Mean Okay? Those Moneys Are Talking To Each Other And Now He Talks Too Much Of The Money.
Mr. Gus: (Sighs) I'm Afraid Not. I'll Take It Back From A Bank.
Moneys: TALK TO US, MR. GUS!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!!
==Bank At Night==
Mr. Gus: Sorry He Talking Too Much For A Money, Bank Girl.
Bank Girl: (Sighs) Anytime, Mr. Gus.
Mr. Gus: Thanks.
Bank Girl: You're Welcome, Mr. Gus.
==At The UG RV==
Mr. Gus: Here's Your Money Bag, Uncle Grandpa!
Uncle Grandpa: Oh Boy! I Just Loooove Money Bag!
Mr. Gus: Yeah. We Know, Uncle Grandpa.
Pizza Steve: Yeah, Mr. Gus. I Gotta Go To Bed.
Mr. Gus: Yeah, Me Neither.
Uncle Grandpa: Now That Is The One Of The Most Money Bag I've Ever Received. (Winks)
Moneys In The Bag: I HEARD THAT!
(Uncle Grandpa Looked Shocked)
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