Patrick Star

Patrick Star battled Carl Johnson in Epic Rap Battle Parodies April Fool's. He was played by Zander Kanack
==Information on the Rapper:==
Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, and first appeared on television in the series' pilot episode "Help Wanted" on May 1, 1999. Patrick was created and designed by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg.
Depicted as an overweight, dimwitted pink starfish, Patrick lives under a rock in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom next door to Squidward Tentacles' moai. His most significant character trait is his lack of common sense, which sometimes makes him a negative influence on his best friend, SpongeBob SquarePants. He is unemployed, but on some occasions working at the Krusty Krab, a local fast food restaurant, in a variety of positions.
The character has received positive reactions from critics and fans alike; however, he has been involved in several public controversies, including one centered around speculation over his relationship with SpongeBob. Patrick has been included in various SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including trading cards, video games, plush toys and comic books.
==Lyrics:==
===Verse One:===
Yo, my name is Patrick Star, I can play instruments,
Wait... is mayonaisse an instrument? No... ridiculous,
I'll send you to Rock Bottom, so suck my yellow head,
After I win, I'll stick a golden star on this prick,
You're just jealous, 'cause I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
You're just stupid like Texas, I'll shrink you like wumbo, you nerd!
I'm underwaaaater bitch, you look like some steam,
When you lose, just do what I do when I have problems, SCREAM!
===Verse Two:===
You're uglier than the ugly Cuntitty named Dickle the Nickel,
And your dickle has more warts than Kevin the Pickle!
You're just jealous 'cause I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward,
You're just stupid like Texas, I'll shrink you like wumbo you nerd!
I'm the Star of this battle, I'll stab you like a needle,
And I'll ride victory like a pirate ship, LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE!
Once there was an ugly barnacle named Carl,
He was ugly that everyone died.... the end.
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
Category:ERBP Season 3
Category:Zander Kanack
Category:Male
Category:Characters
Category:Patrick Star