Your Own DCOM

"Your Own DCOM" is song featured in Hang On, Collider. Separated from the narrative musical, it is sung as ending segment. Zach, Jess, and Taylor make up their own Disney Channel Original Movie.
== Lyrics ==
Zach
Small boy and a small girl
Jess
They're at a moment where they're coming of age
Taylor
New land, strange world
They fell into a fantasy page
It's your new favorite DCOM
The song where you can belong
Inside the work of an eccentric author who needs to be reached
And he's been writing alone in a cabin on a lonely beach
Until those those two tweens found him and they said
"Can we read your book?"
Zach
"Can we read it?"
Jess
Let us into your head
Jess and Zach
"Can we read your books?"
Jess
Choose life and love instead
And the old man was reticent at first
Jess
That's right
Zach
Bringing children into his small oasis
Ugh! Children are the worst!
Taylor
And no one's ever read this man's books before
Zach
Self-published
Taylor
Maybe it's time to share them, open up that door
Let the kids read the books
Jess
But then those two kids, they literally fall into his book
Zach
The kids fall in the book
Jess
And they step back and they have to take a look
And now they have to find the villain, that he created on the page
It's mutated version of himself, it's an ogre, an outcropping of his rage
And once they fight the ogre
Zach
Fight!
Jess
Once they fight the ogre
I said, once they fight the ogre
Zach
And the battle's over
They escape the book
And they see the old man
And he realizes he has ogrey hands
But ogre hands don't have to kill, they don't have to fight
In fact, these old man ogre hands were meant to write
Jess
And we'd be remiss
We didn't mention that in the end
At a sunset, the two teens kiss
Jess
And there's a mermaid
It's a boy and he's thirsty all the time
Taylor
Delicious
Jess
And without a doubt, the man lives in a smart house
Zach
And also there's a boy, who can't surf anymore
He has to snowboard every day
Taylor
And remember that the place that they're in
It's Halloween every day
Jess
Come and see where you belong
Find your own DCOM
All
Come and see where you belong
Come and find your own DCOM
Disney Channel Original Movie
Jess
Wow. That was really macro. Which means "beautiful" in Xenon, Girl of the 21st Century.