Middlemost Post Main Title

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The Middlemost Post Main Title is the theme song that is used as the opening for every episode of Middlemost Post.
== Lyrics ==
===Standard version===
Once there was a captain, he was a serious dude
Well, he crashed into a mountain, oh man it lightened the mood
Speaking of lightening the mood, speaking of thunderous joy
In comes Parker J., a raincloud, looking for new employ
The beardful captain said "Hey!", the cheerful raincloud said "Hi!"
They started working together, what a magical sight
The Middlemost Post
Ah, The Middlemost Post
Ahh-ah-ah
===Full version===
Once upon a time, a ship wrecked into a mountain 
I know that sounds kinda bad, but man it worked out super awesome 
Because the captain of that ship, he was a serious dude 
Sometimes you've gotta make an oopsie just to lighten the mood 
Speaking of lightening the mood, speaking of thunderous joy 
In comes Parker J., a raincloud, looking for new employ 
The beardful captain said "Hey!", the cheerful raincloud said "Hi!" 
They started working together, what a magical sight 
The Middlemost Post 
Ah, The Middlemost Post 
Ahh-ah-ah 
Once upon a now, they got it all figured out 
They got that same-day delivery, they got that magic walrus route 
And high above all the noise, this kid is done making storms 
Sometimes by making a delivery, but this rain cloud's reborn 
Speaking of rainclouds, it's time to rain, cloud! 
Not with dropsies and wetsies, but with all of your besties 
Russell's truckin' the mail, Angus is keeping it real 
No more raining for Parker, just sunshine feels 
Middlemost Post 
Ah, The Middlemost Post 
Ahh-ah-ah, the Middlemost Post 
Ah, The Middlemost Post
Ahh-ah-ah
Category:Theme songs
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