Computer Craziness (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Eggman: "Oh, if it isn't Miles Prower. We're going to infect your computer!"
Milkwoman: "Why can't you just destroy it?"
Eggman: "Because Tails' computer can't be destroyed. It has diamond casing."
Milkwoman: "Maybe you should make your robots have some diamond casing."
Eggman: "Thing is, I can't find diamond."
Milkwoman: "Do you know how to turn carbon into diamond?"
Eggman: "No."
Milkwoman: "Extract carbon dioxide from the atmosphere in this place."
Eggman: "Got it."
Breadman: "You forgot you could bomb Tails' computer."
Eggman: "I'd have to go through his large army."
Breadman: "We have a large army too!"
The Next Day...
Sasha: "What is happening this time, Tails?"
Tails: "My computer got a virus!"
Sasha: "WHAT? Your computer got a virus- oh, why should I care about it? This is minor."
Tails: "My MAIN computer. The computer I use to do my duties as the leader of a large army, as a hero, and as a member of the Freedom Fighters. I have other computers, but I use this one to do my duties."
Sasha: "How did you even get a-"
Tails: "It's an Eggman virus. Of course he knows how to send viruses that penetrate through many anti-viruses, and of course he knows how to make our computers get them without having us click something."
Sasha: "Make yourself an anti-virus, then."
Tails: "I'll make an anti-virus, but for now, YOU are going to be the anti-virus. Please defeat the virus Eggman sent to my computer!"
Sasha: "On it, Tails! But I need to call my friends."
A split screen scene shows 5 units and the Sol Dimension palace else and a cellphone in between, with Susan, Swift, Ava, Platinum, Tia, Speedy, and Inferno running to Prower Corps in said split screen scene
Curd: she knocks on the door
Tails: "Yes?"
Curd: she opens the door "Sorry for being late."
Sonic, Amy, and Samantha: they run to Prower Corps
Sonic: he gives a USB "Sorry for being late, we were getting the materials needed for your anti-virus."
Tails: "Thanks, Sonic. I can't just BUILD one. I have to create it on the computer, and I can't build AIs that create anti-viruses, and even if I was able to, the anti-viruses wouldn't be effective. Ooh! That's the rarest, but best programming language called "Golden Coding", which is very easy to use and has many materials."
Susan: "You call it easy? That's only because you are better with computers!"
Tails and Samantha: "Exactly!"
Samantha: "And I also bought the materials needed to create a machine that sends people inside the computer."
The Prower Bots get the materials and build a machine that sends people inside the computer
Tails: "Thanks, Samantha!"
Sasha: "What is the function of the 10 floors below the roof? That means every floor under except the ground floor."
Tails: "Let me explain in-"
Amy: "No songs, please."
Tails: "But I want to pay the band I hired some money!"
Amy: "Why?"
Tails: "Because I hired them! Feels wrong to hire them and not pay them."
Amy: "Just pay them."
Tails: he gives the band members money
Amy: "I'm sure it was their lucky day to do nothing and get money from you!"
Tails: "Well, one part of the building is a home for my army members. The other part is connected to a factory where the manufacturers for weapons work in. Each floor is basically a rank, with the tenth being the highest, and the first being the lowest. The higher the rank, the more money they get. If they decide to work without a specific privilege, I give them more money. The more privileges they take away from themselves, the more money they get, because it's a worthy sacrifice. This is completely optional, though."
Ava: "No more talking, let's get rid of your virus."
The 11 go into the machine
Tails: he presses the button to transport everyone into the machine
Cream: she runs to the machine just in time to get transported to the computer
Tails' Computer
Sasha: "Woah! This is gonna be fun."
The startup sound plays
Swift: "That was from another computer."
Tails: "I have every startup sound from every computer."
Ava: "Let's not play around."
Amy: "Where should we go to?"
Swift: "Let's have a little fun for now."
Tails: "I guess we can have fun for a bit. Everyone, just sit back and relax. Literally."
Everyone sits on a chair
A screensaver appears showing
Speedy: "Whoa! This is cool!"
The screensaver disappears
The screensaver appears again
Speedy: "Hi-"
The screensaver disappears
The screensaver appears again
This repeats for 5 seconds
Tails: he right clicks
Sonic: he wall jumps using the invisible wall and jumps on the tab
Tails: "Well, after all, if I have enough fun with the computer, the virus may appear." he opens up Gizmo Manga
A screen appears behind everyone
Sonic: "Whoa! This is cool! Type my name in the search bar!"
Tails: he types Sonic in the search bar
The search results for Sonic appear, including the image that can be clicked to make Sonic spin
Sonic: "I was in a video game series?"
Ava: "Wait, does that mean..."
Sonic: "We're all in a video game series?"
Ava: "Stop stealing my lines."
Sonic: "Well, I am Sonic the Hedgehog! Speedy icon of freedom!"
Susan: "That's a cool thing, though."
Speedy: "Call yourself the BLUE icon of freedom. Speedy is my name."
Swift: "Hey! Go to Mist! There must be a game about my parents there!"
Tails: "Sure thing, Swift."
Heads: "We've done this twice, but the others haven't experienced it. Only Susan, Swift, and Ava have went inside a video game."
Ava: "I remember that. You made this year such a wonderful year, Heads."
Heads: "Hey! They emulated my game!"
Swift: "This is just like the time we first went inside that game."
Ava: "But this time, it's the completed game."
Susan: "Let's go!"
Tails: "This will definitely catch the virus."
Susan, Swift, and Ava: they go in the game and play it
3 Hours Later...
Ava: "We did it!"
The virus appears
Samantha: "Time to get serious." she uses Pink Spikes + Lightning Wispon and fights the virus using it
Egg Virus: "Hahahahaha! You can't beat me! I'm a virus!"
Samantha: "Why is this not doing anything?"
Sasha: she uses Indigo Asteroid to try to absorb the Virus
Egg Virus: it eats the effect of the Indigo Asteroid
Sasha: "How is it not working?"
Samantha: she Final Color Blasts the Egg Virus
Sonic: he homing attacks the Egg Virus
Amy: she uses her hammer to hit the Egg Virus
Cream: "What do we do?"
Sasha: she goes to the "Destroy the Eggman Empire" folder "Bingo! Plans to stop the reconstruction of the Flying Battery, destroy the Hard Boiled Heavies, there are a lot of files I can use to beat it!"
Cream: "You're... not gonna use those to defeat the Virus, are you?"
Sasha: she smirks at Cream
Cream: "This is Tails' hard work!"
Sasha: "Not really. But of course, I was hired by Heads to be the prime nemesis of his father, so, yeah, I have to do this."
Heads: he goes inside the computer "Well, I wanted to help Dad, but I was preparing the shrink ray. This will make the virus shrink."
Sasha: "Genius idea, Heads! Use it! It'll make it shrink!"
Heads: "Dad produced a lot of his brand of computers, so I can use those as things the virus can eat. After I shrink it."
Egg Virus: it knocks the Shrink Ray far away
Sasha: she uses a grappling hook to get it and uses her other grappling hook to open the "Stop the reconstruction of the Flying Battery" file "Sorry, Tails, but we wanted to steal this whenever Eggman finishes the reconstruction." she throws the file at the Virus
Egg Virus: it eats the file
Heads: he shrinks the Virus "By the way, this was made with the purpose of only working on computer viruses."
Ava: "Why can't we just step on it?" she was about to step on the shrunken Egg Virus
Amy: "No, let my old hammer do it, Ava." she smashes the Virus with her hammer
Egg Virus: "I'll get you!"
Platinum: he uses his telekinesis to make it float to Inferno
Inferno: she burns the Virus
Super Sonic from Gizmo: he dashes through the Virus and kills it
Curd: “I got this dude from another tab.”
Ava: “No wonder you were not there in the battle.”
The 12 cheer
Tails: “Great job! Even though you deleted my plans to stop the reconstruction of the Eggman Empire.”
Sasha: “I’m still your arch nemesis, remember that!”
Speedy: “Oh! A group chat! And there’s one with Peach!”
Milo and Papaya: they pop out of a message bar “Hello, friends, even though we can only exit through the computer we went through to get to this. Wanna search Dad’s page?”
Susan: she uses her Lightning Wispon to whip the message bar with the word “Mario” in it and puts the word in the search bar and uses the Lightning Wispon to hit the search button
Milo: “Coins!”
Inferno: she breathes fire at the coin block and gets 9 1UPs
Milo: “Software objects cannot be transported outside the computer. Remember that!”
Inferno: “Aye aye! If only this were real, I would have 9 lives. Like any cat would. This is why I don’t feel that scared when Mom is in danger, as in this world, cats have nine lives.”
Ava: “Not true, Inferno.”
Inferno: “So that saying is fake?”
Ava: “Yes. It is fake you dimwitted kitty.”
Inferno: “Meow! Meow! Meow!” she started to cry 😿
Ava: “What is this? Gizmo Underwater? Let’s get out before any more insanity happens.”
Sonic: “Agreed.”
Tails: he transports everyone out of the computer “Had a fun time?”
Sasha: “I sure did!”
Tails: “What do we do now?”
Sasha: “Can we battle for old time’s sake? I have not battled you in a long time!”
Tails: “Yes, we can.”
Everyone else leaves
Tails and Sasha: they fight each other
The End!
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