DreamWorks Toontanic: A Summer Vacation (2004 Film) Outtakes/Transcript

This is the Transcript for The Toontanic: A Summer Vacation Outtakes
== Outtake #1 ==
Luigi: Tree! (Clarence misses the tree) Cabin! (Clarence misses the cabin) Donkey!
(They hit Donkey)
Donkey: Hi guys. What's up?
== Outtake #2 ==
Clarence: Well, nobody got hurt. (Porcupine quill hits Clarence's tie) Aah!! Hey, I need that.
Baby Porcupine: Sorry! (cut to outtake #2b)
Clarence: Well, nobody got hurt.
(Porcupine quills hits cameraman)
Cameraman: Ah!
Baby Porcupine: Sorry! (cut to outtake #2c)
Clarence: Well, nobody got hurt. (Two porcupine quills hit the bus which tips over on Clarence) (muffled) Aah! Somebody, help me.
Baby Porcupine: Alright, one more time!
== Outtake #3 ==
Numbuh 3: I lost my ticket!
Billy: If you haven't been teasing me with it, we wouldn't be in this mess, Numbuh 3! (they both start cracking up and giggling) Don't make me! (Singing) I'm a mean boy! I'm a meanie, that's me. Bad Numbuh 3, bad. You're so bad, bad, bad!
== Outtake #4 ==
Billy: Who are you?
Dexter: Who? Us?
Billy: Yeah.
Dexter: Oh, we are the Pirates Band of Misfits.
Kirby: Oh you know that's right.
Mario: Nothin'.
Kirby: Zilch.
Mario: Uh... nothin'.
Kirby: You already said nothing.
Mario: I didn't say nothin'.
Kirbyt: Yes you did. Nothing, zilch, nada. Nothing, zilch, nada.
Mario: Oh yeah. Zilch.
Kirby: No. I say zilch. You say, nada.
Mario: What about nothin'?
Kirby: (gasps) Yes. (cut to outtake #4b)
Dexter: Oh, we are the Pirates Band of Misfits.
Kirby: Oh you know that's right.
Mario: Nothin'.
Kirby: Zilch.
Mario: Zilch.
Kirby: Nada. Naa Daa!
Mario: Nada. Right. Got it. (cut to outtake #4c)
Dexter: Oh, we are the Pirates Band of Misfits.
Kirby : Oh you know that's right.
Mario: Nothin'.
Kirby : Zilch.
Mario: Noodle! (As he says it, Kirby bangs his head on the table while Dexterwalks away) Nada! Naaa Daaa!
== Outtake #5 ==
Tape (from bag): You are so vain, I bet you think this movie's about you. Don't you?
Lazlo: What? (Tape from bag repeating "don't you?") (Laughs) Good one, boys. Thank you, yes. Very funny. (cut to outtake #5b)
Tape (from bag): Knock knock. Knock knock.
Lazlo: Uh, Who's there?
Tape (from bag): Big goofy guy in a turban.
Lazlo: Big goofy guy... oh. Ha ha, very funny! You crack me up.
== Outtake #6 ==
Lazlo (cont'd): Mr. Twisty?! Who's there? Show yourself!
Raj (from bag): Come on! Come on! Come on! Ah, it won't open! AH! It won't open! Get me out of here! (bag falls over) Claustrophobia runs very deep in my family! Someone get me out! Aah!! I am going to die in Tarshish! I need help! Heeeellllppp!!! Ow! Ow! Help! Ow!! Help!
Lazlo: Help?! We may need some help over here! Uh, try using your teeth! Uh, breathe through the burlap! It's a loose knit!
== Outtake #7 ==
Clarence: Oh...
Luigi: ...Dear.
All: Aaah!!!!
(Bus crashes into tree stump; Clarence and Luigi get hit with air bags)
Clarence: Okay, kids. Rest stop.
Luigi: Has anybody seen my teeth? (cut to outtake #7b)
(Bus crashes into tree stump; Bob and Luigi get hit with air bags)
Clarence: Bad underwear.
Luigi: Grandma, I sure do love your pie. (cut to outtake #7c)
(Buscrashes into tree stump; Bob and Luigi get hit with air bags)
Clarence: Is this the road to Tipperary?
Luigi: Here kitty kitty kitty kitty, here kitty.
== Outtake #8 ==
Lazlo: Oh, those polo days in Cambridge are really going to pay off!
(He tries to jump onto The Big Camel's saddle but slides off)
Lazlo: Check in turn. Check in turn. Nice pony. (cut to outtake #8b) Just a little more vertical on take off. Plant and...
(He tries to mount The Big Camel again but leaps over him to the other side)
Lazlo: Does anybody have ibuprofen? I need ibuprofen. (Cut to outtake #8c. Lazlo tries to mount The Big Camel a third time but bumps off his side. As Lazlo groans, Reginald hears an airplane flying overhead)
== Outtake #9 ==
Kirby: You know, these lobsters remind me of my Aunt Lucy. This may come as a surprise to you, but my Aunt Lucy was a lobster.
Dexter: Yeah right.
Kirby: No really. And a pretty big one too. Sometimes when she fell asleep, we used to pull on her tendons to make her legs move.
Pa: No, really?
Kirby: No really, it was fun. We did it at the church picnic once and we actually got her walking across the table.
Billy: WHAT?!?!
Kirby: Hey! They told me to adlib! You don't give me a script, you take what you get, my friend.
Dexter: True. But the kid's got a point. That was odd.
Mario: Dude, you are weird.
== Outtake #10 ==
(The Arctic Guards put a pumpkin with a smiling face on the slapper. When one guard turns it around, instead of a nervous face, the pumpkin has a text that says "Slap me, I'm Irish.")
== Outtake #11 ==
Mario: Thar she blows!
Kirby: Where?
Mario: Right there!
(He loses his grip on the spyglass and it drops on Kirby's nose)
Kirby: Medic.
Mario: Sorry! It's kinda slick!
== Outtake #12 ==
Raj: ...told them what they were doing wrong, they said they were so-
(He falls off the edge of the cliff) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
== Outtake #13 ==
(Lazlo sits on the edge of the cliff but suddenly slides off. He comes back up)
Lazlo: Oh! I'm alive!
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