Waylon Warez

Waylon Warez is a ghost Sim NPC also known as the Mysterious Merchant found around Crow's Crossing in Ravenwood as well as the Thinned Festiveil. He's the one that leads the Welcome Wagon in Ravenwood.
==Simology==
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==Ravenwood Rumors==
Did you know that I spearhead the Ravenwood Welcoming Committee? That's right, sometimes I sacrifice a day's worth of vital sales just to show up with Pan de Muerto and regale you with wonderful information about the community. I usually rope a few other folks into coming with me. Everyone complains about the script I wrote, but I'm a guy who feels that anything worth doing is worth doing my way.
When I was alive, I had so many friends. More than I do now, even. Of course, my charm has only grown over the years, but I was perfectly charming centuries ago, too. So I ask you: what sort of friends don’t throw their friend one simple funeral upon death? That’s right. I received no funeral. Nada! It hurts a little. You grind day after day, offering the best warez that Ravenwood has to offer, and what reward awaits you? Well, maybe someday someone will throw me a funeral. A sim can dream.
I’ve seen it all over the years when it comes to death. Rabid rodents, cowplants, poison, crows - death, death, death, death, death! And so many are so, well, dramatic and unexpected. I suppose it’s a blessing that I just chose to go out peacefully on my own while I was in bed. Though I’ll tell you, there were times I was worried that the mold in my old flat would take me out!
==Mysterious Merchandise==
By speaking with Waylon and choosing the "Mysterious Merchandise" option, Sims can buy a few items from him:
* Purchase Authentic Premade Will
* Purchase Warez
** Essence of Focus (§900 usually, §675 during the Thinned Festiveil)
** Grim Deluxe Ascendant Crow (§1,000 usually, §750 during the Thinned Festiveil)
** Pack of Bizarre Seeds (§10 usually, §7 during the Thinned Festiveil)
** Soul (§200 usually, §150 during the Thinned Festiveil)
* Take a Chance on Mysterious Item (§750)