WWIII News Report

WWIII News Report is an ad for WWIII parodying CNN.
== Transcript ==
* Frederick Talarican: I am Frederick Talarican, reporter here, with a guest star, my boss, Douglas Artur. So, Mr. Artur, how does it feel on CNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN-
* Douglas Artur: Alright, can you just get to the point for me?
* Frederick Talarican: Yes, how-
* Douglas Artur: Did you call me MR. Artur?
* Frederick Talarican: No, I-
* Douglas Artur: I AM GALLANT ARTUR, NOT MR!
* Frederick Talarican: Yes, I meant to say that. So, M-, uh, Gallant Artur? How did you build the Orbitron?
* Douglas Artur: I got my Shock Soldiers to build it using their grit, spit, and a whole lot of sh-
* Frederick Talarican: Yeah, you cannot finish that sentence on a news network!
* Douglas Artur: You say THIS is an actual news network? THIS IS AN ACTUAL NEWS NETWORK?
* Frederick Talarican: Yes, Nobleman Artur, this is-
* (Artur pulls out his Psychokinetic Scimtiar and starts chopping up the room.)
* Douglas Artur: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LIAR I HAVE EVER GROWN TO KNOW!
* Frederick Talarican: Wait, wait, WAIT? What if I told you that-
* Douglas Artur: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GONNA BE A CORRESPONDENT, NOT A CNNNNN-
* Frederick Talarican: CNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN does have real news, sir-
* Douglas Artur: BUT DO THEY HAVE DIGNITY!?!?!?
* (Talarican is speechless.)
* Douglas Artur: I knew it!
* (Artur uses psychokinesis to lift up and destroy even more stuff in the room.)
* Douglas Artur: YOU JOINED A NEWS AGENCY FULL OF DOPPELGANGERS OF REPORTERS!
* Frederick Talarican: Look, they will be real mad at you once they hear-
* Douglas Artur: THEY WILL NOT HEAR OF THIS!
* (Artur explodes more objects in fury.)
* Frederick Talarican: Okay... this is Journalist Frederick Talarican, signing out.
* (WWIII logo appears)
* MPAA Voice: Rated PG-13.
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