Romeo and Aethelflaed

Romeo and Aethelflaed was a virtual representation of one of Eivor Varinsdottir's genetic memories, relived by Layla Hassan in 2020 through the Portable Animus HR-8.5.
==Description==
A boy needs help with matters of the heart.
==Dialogue==
Eivor found a boy atop an observation tower.
*Esobert: I'm going to do it! You see if I don't. I'm just screwing my courage to the sticky place.
Eivor approached the boy.
*Eivor: What are you doing all the way up here?
*Esobert: Don't try and stop me. I will get that flower ... and then she'll see how much I love her.
*Eivor: A brave choice, little fellow.
*Esobert: Even if I get smashed on the ground like an ... an ... overripe plum... I am just getting my breath back. The climb was hard. I'm girding my erm ... loins...
*Eivor: Loins, eh? Or I could get it for you? I would hate to see such a ferocious flame snuffed out.
*Esobert: I mean, if you insist. But I could get it if I wanted to. Just so you know.
Eivor then used the zipline, but missed the flower arch.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: She missed, the stranger missed! That could've been Esobert's mangled noggin.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 2: What a terrible show, boo, boo...!
Eivor landed on the arch and plucked a flower from it.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Saints alive! Did you see that? God sent Esobert an angel!
*Anglo-Saxon Child 3: Is it over? Did he fall? God's buttered crumpets, I never told him I loved him.
Eivor approached Esobert.
*Esobert: If I'd known it was that easy...
*Eivor: You'd have done it yourself. Risked life and limb. But great men know the value of a champion.
She handed him the flower.
*Eivor: What will you do with such a treasure?
Esobert pointed to girl.
*Esobert: It is for her. It is all for her, so she will finally notice me.
He breathed in and approached the girl and her mother. He gave the flower to the girl.
*Ealhswith: Æthelflæd? What do you say to the sweet boy?
*Æthelflæd: Thank you for the flower. It is very beautiful.
*Esobert: Now we are bethrothed, and I will grow up to be a great king and you will be my fair lady.
*Ealhswith: What say you, daughter? Do you think him a worthy suitor? He risked so much to declare his love. I will tell my husband, the king, you claim our daughter's hand. When you are a bit older of course. Come dearest.
The queen and princess left, and Esobert rejoined his friends.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: 's holy cattle! You actually gave a flower to the princess!
*Esobert: And now we are bethrothed.
*Anglo-Saxon Child 1: Takes more than that. There's holding hands and grunting. And then sometimes praying... "O, God! O, God!"
*Esobert: King Esobert the first. The Flea of Wincestre!
*Anglo-Saxon Child: All hail the Lord of the Saxons. Esobert the Flea!
Nearby, Eivor found two letters from Esobert to Æthelflæd.
:Heartfelt Love PoemI am so lucky in love, blessed by the baby Jesus to have seen you from afarDid you see me? I was wearing my best shoesI hope one day you will be beside meTogether in loveStarlight to my moonBee to my honeyI have been struck by the horse and cart of loveMight I die if you do not look at me?YesTearstained LetterÆthelflæd, your eyes are likeA pool of rainy waterDeepAnd your hair is like my favorite goat's beardWhen I saw youWalking in the squareMy heart hurt as bad as when I got the toothacheFrom chewing on a rotten turnipI love youDo you love me?Please respond Yes or NoYours forever, Esobert
==Outcome==
Eivor acquired the flowers and gave them to the boy, who presented them to his crush.
==References==
*Assassin's Creed: Valhalla
Category:Memories of Eivor Varinsdottir
Category:Memories relived using the Animus HR-8.5