B.S. (song)

"Baby Sex" (released under the censored title "B.S.") is a short track by Residents, Uninc., recorded between August and December 1971 and featured on their demo tape of the same same, submitted to Hal Halverstadt of Warner Bros. Records late in the year. 
The song features an uncredited female vocalist reciting a pornographic story about an incestuous encounter between a father and his daughter, set over an organ instrumental and a sample of a brass band. The story as heard in the track appears to be an excerpt of a longer piece, it is not known whether it was a found text or an original writing by a Resident.
After many years of only being available through low quality bootlegs, the demo was finally released officially as a limited edition Record Store Day vinyl release in April 2019. It was then featured on the pREServed two-disc compilation A Nickle If Your Dick's This Big, released later in the year.
==Lyrics==
 Finally, his asshole was so clean and warm, 
 that when she slipped in another finger, 
 her passion overtook her--
 she had to see this glorious flavor.
 She pressed her own hot lips 
 against the lips of his asshole and kissed it. 
 His whole body shivered, 
 and she shot her tongue inside as far as it would go,
 forcing until the very roots of her tongue ached. 
 Then, she began to French kiss it, in and out.
 Her father's first time was family--
 this was the first time that anyone had ever sucked his asshole!
 And to think it was his own darling daughter
 who was giving him-- herself to him in this way,
 set his wang stiffening to new heights of sexual frenzy.
 His balls burned and he could almost feel the scent.
 Secretly, he had a--
==List of releases==
*B.S. (1971, released 2019) San Mateo home recording, August - December 1971 (1:03)
*A Nickle If Your Dick's This Big (2019) 
===List of versions===
==Buy Or Die!==
===Listen online===
*"B.S." on Spotify
*"B.S." on Apple Music
==External links and references==
*B.S. at Discogs
*"B.S." at Genius
Category:Songs
Category:B.S.
Category:Residents, Uninc.