Bikini Bottom War: The Movie/Transcript

[Opens up to the Dimmwit Movies logo, and The small Dimmwit Channel logo beside it]
(Starts playing All Star some weird dramatic music as it opens to a post-apocalyptic Bikini Bottom)
SpongeBob: (He is voicing over, as it shows images of terrible things going on in Bikini Bottom) So, this is my home now. A beautiful town turned into…… this. Everyone is forced to work, in the nuclear infected area, with poor gas masks. They're working in the dirty, oil plant grounds, suffering from lack of air. Some say Bikini Atoll humans are at it again. But that's not the case. Corltha, an evil fish, is turning this place apocalyptic. And, me, and my friends, are the only ones to save it….
[Cuts to a screen showing the movie logo as the main cast slowly roll under]
[Slowly fades, then cuts to "The War HQ" with Plankton and Krabs staring outside]
Plankton: (We hear a bomb) Crap. Another bomb *sighs*
Mr. Krabs: I know that this is annoying. (Pause, then he is shouting)That Corltha fish is ruining me business!
Plankton: Mine to!
Mr. Krabs: Your business was already ruined from the day it opened!
Plankton: Double crap
(SpongeBob then runs in, gasping for breath, and panting)
SpongeBob: Corlta…. Nuked…. Another. *Pants*
 *SB falls to the ground*
Plankton: Who?!  
SpongeBob: *Gasping for air* P- a- t- r
Plankton: PATRICK?! 
SpongeBob: *Gets up instantly like nothing happened* Not him, silly! *chuckles* I meant Patro
Mr. Krabs: Patro? Who the hell's Patro?
SpongeBob: A Guy!
Plankton: Uh, are you OK? Why don't you rest.. *he gets up and tries to usher SpongeBob away*
SpongeBob: Nah! *waves hand down* 
Plankton: (gets hit) *monotone* Ow
[Suddenly Patrick runs in waving his arms and panicking]
Patrick:  (Screaming so loud) WATCH THE NEWS!! WATCH THE NEWS!
SpongeBob: Oh sure (picks up the remote, then turns on TV)
Perch: (From the TV)  A report was filed ln Corltha
Plankton: *he's offscreen and speaking over the TV* Too late, for Neptune's sake!
Perch: (from TV) They had a huge criminal record as a teenager, and doctors say they're a physco
Patrick: *Speaking Over TV* (shows his head infront of TV) I told you to watch it!
Mr. Krabs: *Perch mumbles in the background; Krabs is speaking over* (shows his head infront of the TV)  We know, boyo. We were there
Perch: *In TV* that's all, goodnight
Patrick: *loud, but not shouting* See!
Plankton: C'mon, moron brain. We know
SpongeBob: Well, Patrick doesn' kno- (explosions are heard outside)
Mr. Krabs: Why it be! Another bomb! 
Cadet 1#: *runs in alarmingly* Krabs! Mr. Krabs sir! 
Mr. Krabs: I know, boy
Cadet 1#: A nuclear one, boom!
Plankton: Wha-
[Pause]
Mr. Krabs: Nuclear? Hm, where did it come from?
Cadet 1#: Sky, sir
Plankton: Speak English *groans*
Mr. Krabs: (To Plankton) Shut it! *turns to Cadet 1#* The Sky? Corltha has launchers, they come from the side!
Cadet 1#: Bad….
SpongeBob: Hi
Mr. Krabs: Wha-?
Plankton: Yes indeed
(Akward silence)
[Sandy then runs in at 200 MPH]
Sandy: Corltha, he has…. Launchers on the atoll. *Breaths heavily*
SpongeBob: *Shocked* Oh no! Launchers! *Stops sounding shocked* What does that mean?
Sandy:  *Worrying* He can launch down from the sky now!
Patrick: Cool 
Sandy: *Turns to Patrick and shouts in his face* That is not cool!!
Krabs: *interuptingly* Anyway, we need to find a way to stop this! Aren't we doin' something 'bout it?
Plankton: (He hops onto a bean can, laying on a table) I know what we can do! We-we-WE!
SpongeBob: *interupts* Spit it out! Spit it out!
Plankton: *growls* Give me a minute! (Pause) We can blow his base up! Ehehahheaahhahahzz *laughs maniacally for a while*
Mr. Krabs: (Interupts) Err. Plankton? *reaches out for him* (Only to get slapped by Plankton)
[Pause]
Sandy: How?! Huh!
Plankton: Oh, I'll tell you! *starts explaining*
[ We can see what he's saying. The visuals are paper versions of the characters mentioned, the animation at this point is paper stop-motion]
Plankton: First, we get ready, arm ourselves with guns, armour, and all that crap. Then we sneak into Corltha's base raid it, get all the bombs, kill Corltha and rule the world! Eheheaaehhhhha-
Mr. Krabs: *Interupts* A little too *pinches fingers* overboard, Plankton 
Patrick: I say we do it!
[Cuts to the gang in the armoury, with some cadet fish with them. Everyone is putting their armour on]
Cadet 1#: Armour! On!
Plankton: Speak properly you lifeless bafoon!
SpongeBob: *noticeably down/sad, a little bit voice cracked tone* We're all going to be lifeless, if we keep messing around *puts on an army hat* 
Mr. Krabs: *Sighs* The boy's right….
Sandy: (While putting on a hat, and armour) We doin' what Plankton said?
Patrick: *laughs* Yeah! *rocks head up and down, until his hat falls off*
Sandy: Ohh.. kay…
Plankton: Ehh, what are we waiting for, (grabs a gun) let's go!!!
[Cuts to the gang sneaking in to Corltha's Base]
Sandy: Y'all be quiet! *Runs foward to the door, and opens it*
(They all follow Sandy, and go inside)
SpongeBob: *whispers* Guys…
Patrick: SpongeBob, hah, stop imagining things
SpongeBob: *voice grows squeaker, and he points at a guard* Guys…!
Plankton: Holy sh-
Guard: *grunts* Who Are Zoo? 
Plankton: Plankton, fatty
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Krabs founder of the- *interupted*
Guard: *shouting* He called me fat! *points to Plankton* gr (picks up Plankton and walks away with him)
Plankton: (Squirming in the guard's hand) Help! Help!
(Screen is showing Plankton with the guard being dragged away)
Guard: I'm taking to Corltha
Sandy: Wait!!!! *Runs after the guarrd, but a door shuts in her face* (Opens her mouth in awe) Plankton.. *sighs and walks back*
Mr. Krabs: Arrgh… *sighs*
Patrick: We're going! *runs ahead to the door*
SpongeBob: Wait up! *runs after Pat* 
Mr. Krabs: Now or never.. *Follows SpongeBob*
Sandy: *sighs* I'll have to.. *follows Krabs*
[Cuts to the guard giving Plankton to Corltha]
Corltha: What is this?! *stares at Plankton*
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you psychotic freak! *folds his arms and turns away*
Corltha: Grrr *smashes fist on the table* (Faces the guard) Get this smart-ass bean outta here! *points to the door* Now!
Guard: *mumbling* Fine, fine I'll get him, *grumbles* *picks up Plankton and leaves*
(Shows Corltha sitting there again)
Corltha: Oh, yeah, another bomb is due for launching! *laughs* Hah, those Bottomites don't stand a chance!
[Cuts to the gang standing at the main area]
SpongeBob: *Shouting* Plankton! Plankton! Plankton! Plankton! Plankton! Plankto-!
Mr. Krabs: (Interupts SpongeBob) Boyo, *sighs* he's captured... (Pause) Now, I have an idea. We shoot the launchers down, they're on the sides of the building! Then they won't throw bombs anymore!
[Squidward is seen walking in the door]
Squidward: *laughs* You think that'll just work! Oh, puh-lease!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward?!
Squidward: Yeah, it's me, Krabs. Also, there's launchers from the sky too!
Mr. Krabs: o
SpongeBob: *jumps up in victory* Are we gonna go stop the spawn of Hell or what! 
Everyone else: *cheers*
[This scence fades. It then cuts to SpongeBob with a gun, outside]
SpongeBob: OooooO, lets shoot it! *Aims the gun at a bomb launcher, then a little later, he shoots it* Woah!
[Cuts to Sandy running down near Corltha's office, disguised as a guard]
Sandy: *Walks in to the office. She puts on a deeper voice* Uhm, he-hello, Corltha [Shows Corltha's confused face. And Sandy's speaking is heard faintly] I-uhhh need to know where, uhm, Plankton is. [Cuts back to Sandy, as she smiles cheesily] Please?
Corltha: [shows him again] Who? Sheldon?
Sandy: *deeper voice* Uhm, sorry, we can't watch TV right now
Corltha: What!?!!! *angrily sighs* You mean Sheldon J. Plankton? He's in the cell house. Now get outta here, you're wasting my time… 
[Shows Sandy walking out, that fades. Then, it shows Sandy running to the gang]
Sandy: *shouting* Y'all listenin'?
SpongeBob: *turns his attention to Sandy* What?!
Sandy: (She pulls out Plankton from behind her back) We got Plankton back!
SpongeBob: Yeah!!!
Squidward: Whatever. Let's Just hurry up and get the fish already 
[Slowly fades as the gang run down the hallway to Corltha]
SpongeBob: *waves* Hi! 
Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing?!
Patrick: He's waving, duh
Squidward: *Sighs*
Corltha: Why are you here?!
Mr. Krabs: We're stoping ya!
Corltha: *sarcasm* wow im so scared
Plankton: *pulls out a mini-gun, literally* Hands up, moron!
Corltha: Huh?! 
Sandy: Ya better disable 'em
Corltha: *laughs* Like I will 
Plankton: *moves gun closer to Corltha's leg* Do. It
Corltha: Argh! *presses a button the disables the canons* 
SpongeBob & Patrick: *cheer*
Squidward: [screen shows the cops out the window] *smiles* Look, it's the cops *laughs*
[Cuts outside were the cops, in gas masks, take  Corltha away]
Police: *shouting from his car* Thanks again! *drives away*
SpongeBob: All we need to do now, is work together, and aid Bikini Bottom!
Everyone, except SpongeBob: Woo! Yeah! Oooh!
[Slowly, everyone, the main gang that is, walks away as the sun sets.]
[Credits roll]
==Transcript Trivia==
*The transcript is a little short for a movie, since the movie isn't that long
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