He was Who?/Transcript

This Article is a Transcript for the House of Mouse: Takeout! episode: He was Who?
== The start of the show ==
(Opening Shot: fade into a closeup of a stage as Mic Jr appears.)
Mic Jr: And now, put your hands together for the red-short, yellow shoed, white gloved celebrity and talk of the town...
Mickey Mouse!!
[Instrumental theme to a Jazz ver of M-I-C-K-E-Y Song plays plays]
[Mickey walks to the centre of the stage and he waves to everyone]
Mickey: Hey everyone, or Hola as I should say!
[Scene cuts to the audience cheering]
[Scene cuts to the toys from toy story cheering]
Woody: Andy's coming!
[The toys all pretend they're inanimate]
Mickey: Wow! what a crowd, and I see a tough anti-hero, a good tough anti-hero!
[Wreck-it-Ralph appears waving at the audience]
[Audience laughs offscreen]
Mickey: Tellin' the truth you know, at least he ain't breaking the 4th wall!
Anyways, we have some special guests in the house, who else but The Three Caballeros!
[scene shows the three caballeros]
Mickey: Jose, Panchito and finally, the one you've all been waiting for...
Eh, we'll have to find out who the third one is.
[Brian walks onstage]
Brian: Who's the third one? C'mon it's easy...
[Scene cuts to Donald backstage]
Donald: Could it be me? It's me! 
Brian: It's...
Donald: Yes?
Brian: It is...
Donald: Yes!!
Brian: It surely is...
Donald: YESS!!!
Brian: I forgot, so I'm going to go ask a bunch of people before we begin the game of the day.
[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Gravity Falls]
Brian: The 3rd Caballero is...
Mabel: uh...Stan?
[Stan Smith appears out of nowhere]
Stan Smith: yes?
Mabel: No, not that Stan, Grunkle Stan!
Grunkle Stan: *laughs* Wait-what?
[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Frozen]
Brian: The 3rd Caballero is...
Olaf: I know there's a third one, isn't there about 51 of those guys? I see the 3rd one get replaced every minute!
[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Cars]
Mater: Wait, I know, it's uh...
[Lightning McQueen breaks the 4th wall in Disappointment]
[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing the Cast of Ice Age]
Sid: Is it me?
Diego: you was never in a band Sid.
Sid: Wa-wa-what?
[Scene cuts to Brian interviewing Ariel]
Brian: I'll give you a hint, Sailor shirt.
Ariel: Oh what's his name, it's there somewhere...Is it you?
Brian: I'm the one asking you who the 3rd caballero is.
Ariel: And you don't wear a sailor shirt!
[Scene cuts to Mickey and Brian back on the Stage]
Mickey: Wow, no one knew who the 3rd Caballero was? It's don-
Brian: I heard they replace the 3rd one every minute, so it could be anyone, literally anyone!
Roger Smith: And I was one of his replacements!
[Everyone gasps]
[Roger Smith then appears onstage wearing some Mexican-style clothing]
Roger: The names Jorge Rodrigo, talented singer and former member of the three Caballeros!
Mickey: you were the 3rd Caballero?
Roger: That's right!
Brian: Well then, before you could perform with the three Caballeros, how about we play a game for the day?
Roger: Sounds amazing!
Brian: then it's time for! The game of the day!
== Game of the Day ==
[The game of the day instrumental plays]
[Stewie runs in]
Stewie: Hello everyone and welcome to...
Brian: Game of the day, damn we're so good at this! 
Stewie: And today's game is a quiz!
[Everyone boos offscreen]
[Scene cuts to the belchers dissapointed]
Louise Belcher: THIS IS SO DISSAPOINTING! NO ONE WANTED A CRAPPY QUIZ!
Bob: Louise! Calm down!
Louise Belcher: I will not!
Stewie: But it's not just any old quiz, it's a quiz with a twist!
Whoever loses the quiz won't get sent home, but will be covered in Clam Chowder!
[Roger Smith walks in unexpectidely]
Roger: And I'll be co-co-hosting this segment! 
Stewie: Hey! Baby talking here! Go home!
Roger: I will not because I'm the third-
Brian: Shut up you two! Now, let's introduce our contestants!
[The Smiths from American dad appears facing against The Muppets]
Brian: Team America and team Muppet
Kermit: Oh we only got picked because someone dragged us here!
Stan: And we only got picked here because we're adult animation! What if the kids find out about any of us!
Stewie: Stop moaning you two! Anyways, meet Team America and Team Muppet in: Canned Quiz Chowder!
Let the games begin!
*whistle sound effect plays*
Brian: You have 10 seconds to answer a question, I'll read out the question and you and your respective teammates have to answer, whoever has the least points will have them and their teammates covered in Clam-Chowder at the end of the segment. 
Now without any further ado, Let the games begin!
Stewie: and remember, Keep your hands on the buzzer!
Brian: I'll ask you the first question...who voices Iago in the movie, Aladdin?
*Stan Smith presses the Buzzer*
Brian: Yes Stan!
Stan: is it...Chuck Norris?
Brian: Incorrect! The correct answer is Gilbert Gottfried!
Stan: grrr!
Stewie: next question, who created our favourite mouse Mickey?
*Kermit presses the buzzer*
Kermit: I know this one! It's Ub Iwerks!
Stewie: Correct! Your team has earned one point!
Kermit: Yes!
Stan: I thought it was Walt Disney!
Brian: next question, before Walt Disney founded Disney, what was the companies name called?
*Francine presses the Buzzer*
Francine: I've heard of this one before, Laugh O Gram?
Brian: Correct! Your team has earned one point!
Francine: I knew that!
Stewie: next question, who was one of the Disney Channel stars turned singers?
*Fozzie presses the Buzzer*
Fozzie: uh....is it my father?
Stewie: Incorrect! Your team has lost one point!
Miss Piggy: since when was your father on the Disney Channel?
Fozzie: I was just guessing...
Brian: who created the Simpsons?
*Roger presses the Buzzer*
Brian: Yes Roger?
Roger: Seth Macfarlane?
Brian: *giggles* He [bleep] wishes! Nope! The correct answer was Matt Groening, your team has lost one point!
Roger: [shrugs]
Stewie: What year did tron come out?
*Gonzo presses the Buzzer*
Gonzo: I know this one! Isn't it 1982?
Stewie: Correct! Your team has earned one point!
Gonzo: i knew it!
Brian: second to last question, what was one of Walt Disneys fears?
*Klaus presses the Buzzer*
Klaus: is it Cheese?
Brian: Incorrect! The correct answer was Mice, your team has lost one point!
Klaus: oh the irony...why'd he create mickey mouse then?
Stewie: final question, before there was mickey mouse, there was a rabbit, but what was the rabbit called?
*Rowlf presses the Buzzer*
Rowlf: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit!
Stewie: Correct...your team has earned one point!
Brian: it's clear that we have a winner, and the winner is...Team Muppet, take it away Muppets!
Kermit: thank you! Hey everybody! Its me kermit the frog!
Miss Piggy: and I'm Miss Piggy!
Kermit: we'd just want to say how much fun it was being on House of Mouse, after All...we are owned by Disney! 
[Random Character]: Shut up and get to the clam Chowder!
Kermit: let me finish! Its been an honour, we even got to bring back our beloved Muppet Babies show with a new character called "Summer Penguin", how cool is that? I'd like to thank you all for being with us, even through the hard times...
Audience: Shut up and get to the Clam Chowder 
Stewie: Hello, there's this new thing! It's called being [bleep] patient!
Brian: Stewie! You can shorten the fuse of yours now! Anyways, And what do you know? You've won...
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[Scene cuts to the Smiths upset]
Stan: well...we've tried...
Francine: come on, you can't win all the time!
Hayley: all we did was try our best, shouldn't that count?
Steve: Who tf is Chuck Norris?
Roger: this is boring...
Klaus: when do I get my money back?
Brian: and I almost forgot, get out the spill-o-matic because the losing team will get covered in Clam Chowder!
Stan: what?
Hayley: Dad? Were you even listening before?
Stan: I thought he was joking...
[The entire Smith family is splashed and completely covered in clam chowder]
Stan: gross!
Francine: I just put this on!
Hayley: now I know how it felt in the 90s!
Steve: ew...
Roger: where's the showers?
Klaus: i was gonna say that!
Brian: Stewie? Would you mind taking them to the shower room?
Stewie: of course...right this way you family!
[The Smith Family gets dragged backstage]
== The Short Shorts ==
Mickey: [giggles] don't wanna be them in that situation!
Now, while they hop into the shower, let's play two awesome short films!
[Episode: Tokyo Go plays]
[Episode: Tokyo Go ends]
[Audience is Cheering]
[Snow white and the Seven Dwarves start cheering]
Goofy: here's your poison apple snow white!
Grumpy: Snow! What did we tell you? Poison apples are obviously poisonous!
Snow White: I can't resist!
[Episode: Stayin' Cool plays]
[Episode: Stayin' Cool ends]
[Audience is clapping and cheering]
[The Smith Family return from their shower]
Roger: sorry everybody but I gotta split...I gotta three caballero show in a few minutes...
Stan: you're the third caballero?
Roger: i wouldn't say third...gotta split! [Roger leaves]
Donald: how come nobody knew who the real 3rd Caballero was?
Roger: because you're no caballero!
Donald: Stop pretending!
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