Buck Bellringer: The Gloves are off

==Why Doesn't Buck Wear Gloves?==
To hear Buck read it himself
A buddy of mine once asked me why I don’t ever wear no gloves. Says to me “Youse is a boxer right? Don’t boxers wear gloves?”, that’s a good question I thought most boxers do wear gloves so why don’t I? Well your old pal Buck will tell you why he don’t wear gloves. Honors is an important thing my old man used to say, that old nut would always talk ‘bout honor “Hey Harrison get your ass in here I’m gonna teach you something,” I always was kinda scared and excited to goes to him when he was like this because I knows it wasn’t gonna be pretty at first but it was goings to be a lesson for sure. He said “Harrison, you know what keeps you here?” I’d look up with my little mug and say “Because you’re my daddy”. He’d laugh like some circus bozo and shake his head “That’s wrong boy anyone coulda been your dad just a coincidence you got me,” He’d start gettings to the point sayin’ “Harrison, the reason you’re still here is honor.”.  He’d smile with that mug that coulda scared off the pants of an elephant and ramble on about how he was a persons of honor and that’s why he owed me and I owed hims to take care of eachothers he took care of me so I hads to level the field and takes care of him because that was the honorable thing to do. That since the fates had given him me and me him we ought to honor that as best we could. I grew up and started learnin’ more and more about honors. What youse mugs gotta understand is that honor ain’t no fixed deal. Honors is like air good old O2 keepin all us mugs walkin’. Honor was all about keepin’ the field level keep us all on the ground were fellas belong. You probably know I gots like a sixth sense sound of fight bell whenever the universe decides something don’t smell right. So I always knows whats comin’ well back when I played in the square arena you never knew what some creep was gonna put in his mitts. I had a fella come at me with barbed wires all strung up in there. So I figures if I know what’s comin’s so should the other fella I’m poundin’ I don’t wear gloves because that levels the field. Every mug from sea to sea knows what a fist does and I sense what their lazer peepers does before they freakshow it up. This way I figures we’s at least keepin’ some honors about us.
Please comments and tells me whats to do right next time youse mugs.