Cooking with crazysponge

cooking with crazysponge is the thirteenth episode of Season Three of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
Jess: Not being on SBFW has made me bored. I wonder what's on TV today.
(She turns on the TV. On the TV, Cooking With CrazySponge is on. CrazySponge putting a box of Cheerios into an oven)
CrazySponge: Oh hi there! I totally wasn't putting Cheerios into the oven. No way no how. Anyway, today on Cooking With CrazySponge, we'll be cooking some of my favorite foods! I'll be using the help of my assistant Poopla here for the cooking.
(Poopla pops out of the trash can nearby and walks over)
Poopla: POOPLA!
CrazySponge: That's the spirit! Now, where's that fucking pasta?
Poopla: (belches)
CrazySponge: Die. Now where are we gonna get some pasta now?
Poopla: How about you just buy it from the store?
CrazySponge: Nah, too lazy.
Poopla: Then I'm out of ideas, fatass.
CrazySponge: Ni-
(The oven starts burning)
CrazySponge: NO! I PAID GOOD MONEY TO STEAL THAT OVEN FROM HOOPLA! Think, what can I use to extinguish the fire? Hey Poopla, how cold are you right now?
Poopla: I just took a nap in the trash, why?
(CrazySponge throws Poopla into the oven, and he melts into a pile of crap)
CrazySponge: OH GOD OH FUCK! I KILLED POOPLA! Eh who am I kidding? Nobody cares for him anyway. Time to get this thing out of the oven.
(CrazySponge takes the poop-covered burnt Cheerios out of the oven with a pair of oven mitts and sets them on the counter)
CrazySponge: (gags) Yum yum… chocolate Cheerios.
(He pours some into a bowl)
CrazySponge: Time to eat up… (he reluctantly takes a spoonful of the disgusting Cheerios and eats it) Well that wasn't so ba- (he instantly dies)
Poopla: (inside stomach) Ah, the cycle of life. And I'm gonna be back to my normal self again, right after this digestive tract.
(One digestive tract later)
Poopla: Ah, back to normal. Did you know dead people can still poop? Very important information to know about. Well anyways, see y'all on the shit side!
(Poopla dives into the trash can as the cooking episode ends)
Jess: Damn, SBFW really let themselves go.
(She hears the trash can rustling, and looks to see Poopla inside of it)
Jess: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
(The episode ends)
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