USA Express

Musical guest: Avril Lavigne
Special guest: Kirsten Storms
== Quotes ==
Narrator: Dateline: Living room plane. The league attends sky diving but tries to fail
Bill the lab guy: How we doing, Sir?
Flesh: We should pass over England, minutes ahead of time. With this load, that's good going.
Bill the lab guy: Just trust the Raft, sir.
Meltman: What the hell is that? It's the shuttle ignition! 
Stinky diver: Disappeared? What happened to the Moon?
Narrator: Today's episode, Moon troublemaker, we find our heroes in a plane where only one gets to jump
Mayor: He's on his last leg. Any higher, Mr Bill, my ears will pop.
Flesh: I don't think I'll ever fly with anyone else. You're so right, Mr Bill.
Meltman: This is where we leave you, Mr Bill.
Bill the lab guy: A little premature, isn't it?
Mayor: Enjoy your flight.
Narrator: is Bill gonna crash land to the ground? can only one of the league rescue him from being ten feet tall to the moon rocket? stay tuned for the action crashing conclusion of Action League Now!.
Erica: the USA Express ship is still loading, and I, Girl of the 21st century 
Corey: how come gang? 
Erica: The lab guy must jump down a cliff, would he die? 
Corey: Uh, i hope not! 
Shannon: wait on! Haven't you been watching the cartoon? This Lab Guy should attend sky diving school 
Henry: someone’s being rude to us again 
June: she'll taste some of Harold's Butter if she keeps being nasty and mean
Erica: (sings beautifully) Oh, yeah! 
(Everyone applauds it.) 
Corey: Take a bow. That was lovely. Good job. 
(Cheers and applause twice as he puts a crown on her)
Narrator: 900,000 years ago, an alien videotaped his attempts to educate a caveman. The Prometheus and Bob tapes. 
Narrator: Tape #586: Planets
Narrator: End
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! Keep your derrière in the "chair-iere". still to come... Doodlez, What a wonderful day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. Right here on “KaBlam!”
We're just going to run through our number and head off.
No photography in the auditorium, please. Not during our rehearsal.
Erica: Not the league, the lab guy, anyways, here’s a cartoon, Doodlez 
As of now, you are officially banned from the building. 
If you are found, you will be arrested 
Henry: it’s been a busy day for our viewers 
June: we would like to show you Kablam!: The Video Game
Erica: it’s a Fighting Crossover game made by Nickelodeon Productions, it’s rated E 10+, and it’s for the Wii, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and the Nintendo DS, so, why don’t you get these, it’s in stores everywhere!
June: give it up for the punk rockin' Superstar Avril with Complicated!
(audience cheering) 
Avril Lavigne: Chill out, what ya yellin' for?
Lay back, it's all been done before
And if, you could only let it be, you will see
I like you the way you are
When we're driving in your car
And you're talking to me one on one, but you become
Somebody else
'Round everyone else
You're watching your back
Like you can't relax
You try to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else 
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get, and you turn it into
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you faking
No, no, no
You come over unannounced
Dressed up like you're somethin' else
Where you are and where it's at you see
You're making me
Laugh out when you strike your pose
Take off all your preppy clothes
You know you're not fooling anyone
When you become
Somebody else
'Round everyone else
You're watching your back
Like you can't relax
You try to be cool
You look like a fool to me
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get, and you turn it into
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you faking
No, no
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else 
Gets me frustrated
Life's like this, you
And you fall, and you crawl, and you break
And you take what you get, and you turn it into
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you faking
No, no, no
Henry: That’s all the time we have! Before we go let’s have a big thank you to our musical guest 
June: Avril Lavigne!
Henry: And let’s also have a big thank you to our very special guest...
Henry & June: ...Kirsten Storms!
Henry: Good night everybody!
June: Bye Bye!
Bert Pence: Join us again next time, same KaBlam time, same KaBlam network!
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