Annoying Orange: Ask Orange 87: Joining The Rainbow Friends?!/Transcript

Orange: Hey hey! How much orange would an Ask Orange ask if an Ask Orange asks to Ask Orange? (laughs) Yeah. I don't know either. Now to the questions!
yi zhang: Hey Orange, which game do you like the most? Roblox or Minecraft?
Orange: I'm gonna have to go with Roblox, because I just signed a contract to become one of the Rainbow Friends!
Pear: Whoa! You did? Which one of the Rainbow Friends are you playing?
(Orange rolls through orange triangles.)
Pear: Oh, brother. I just had to ask. Didn't I mean-
(Orange passes by Pear and rolls in reverse.)
Pear: Knock it off, dude! Did you even read this contract? You're definitely not one of the Rainbow Friends.
Orange: I-I'm not?
Pear: No. See? It says you're one of the Rainbow Friends.
Orange: Wow! Well, a contract's a contract!
Pear: What is that supposed to mean?
(Orange rolls into some TNT and explodes.)
Announcer: It's time for Ask Orange!
Abdullah-mon: Hey Orange! What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Orange: What?
Abdullah-mon: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Orange: (laughs and holds a Swiss flag) Thanks for that joke! It was a really great addition to the episode! (laughs)
Zo-yo PK XD: Is it sus that Marshmallow looks like an airbag?
Orange: Hmmm...
Marshmallow: Yay! Airbag!
Orange: (jumps and lands) Hey, Marshy. Well, I didn't see you there.
Marshmallow: My apologies! I didn't mean to surprise you! (laughs)
Orange: Listen. Umm... Marshy, you're not a surprise airbag!
Marshmallow: Do I look like an airbag, Orange?
Orange: Well...
Marshmallow: Do I?
Orange: Well, yeah! Kinda.
Marshmallow: ???
Orange: That doesn't seem like the thing you do.
Marshmallow: !!! (explodes into a bigger Marshmallow)
ridercraft3660: Make the surprise airbag song!
Orange:
If you think you're safe you're wrong
It's an airbag!
Sleep with one eye open
Pillow's airbag!
Taking test at school
Desk is airbag!
Riding in a mule? Nay!
It's an airbag!
Your mother's an airbag!
Brother's an airbag!
Teacher's an airbag!
Bleachers are airbags!
You don't care for this airbag gag?
Too bad!
Stop being a drag!
Mother's an airbag!
Brother's an airbag!
Teacher's an airbag!
Bleachers are airbags!
You don't care for this airbag gag?
Too bad!
Stop being a drag!
Airbag, airbag, airbag, airbag, airbag!
Everything around you is airbag!
porkchop4567: Hey Orange! Why did the chicken cross the road?
Orange: Let me guess. To get to the other side? Harhar.
porkchop4567: To "bock" traffic!
Orange: Wait! Did- Did somebody finally actually come up with a punchline for that joke? (laughs) Yes! Yes! Chicken jumps are back, baby! Or should I say chicken jokes are back? (laughs)
baileybucey1185: Hey Pear, guess what?
Pear: What?
baileybucey1185: Chicken butt!
Pear: What? That's not funny!
Orange: Yes it is!