Bart’s First Wish/Prince Billy and his Brothers

(Later that same day in a desert oasis, the group arrived on Marahute. Discord is still acting like a steward)
Discord: (Imitating a steward) Thank you for riding the Golden Eagle Express. Please don't stand until the eagle comes to a complete stop.
(Marahute soon landed on the ground, letting the group disembark)
Discord: (Imitating a steward) Bye now! Buh-bye! Bye!
(Discord then changes back to normal)
Discord: So, what do you think now, Mr. I-Doubt-Three-Genies?
Gene: Still doubt us?
Bart: Well, I got to admit, you, B.E.N., and Gene showed us a thing or two, Discord.
Ash: You sure did.
Sora: Yep.
Bart: Now then, about my three wishes.
Discord: (Confused) Three?
Gene: Dost our ears deceive us?
B.E.N.: You are down by one, boy!
(B.E.N. pointed out his index finger, but Bart's group laughed a bit and Bart puts the finger down)
Bart: Actually, I didn't wish to get out of the cave.
Roxas: You did that by yourself.
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene paused as they did a double take, and then B.E.N.'s jaw dropped in surprise while Discord and Gene got surprised in realization, and then the three turned into sheep)
Gene: (Sheepishly) Wow, we feel sheepish.
Discord: (Flatly) I'll say.
B.E.N.: (To Bart, frowning sternly with Discord and Gene) All right, you baaaaad boy.
Discord: (Sternly) But no more freebies.
Bart: No problem.
(As they relax with Discord, B.E.N., and Gene returning to normal, Bart pondered)
Milhouse: Start thinking up, Bart.
Leo: There's plenty of wishes to go around.
Bart's gang except Milhouse, Kaya, and Leo: Yeah.
Kaya: That's right.
Bart: (To his gang) I'm thinking, I'm thinking! (To himself) Three wishes. Wow, those are tough to beat. (To Discord, B.E.N., and Gene) But, uh, if you think what I would wish for, what would you three wish for?
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene got surprised)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Surprised) Us?
Discord: (Amazed, to B.E.N. and Gene) Wow, no one us asked us that question before.
Gene: Yeah....
Discord: (To Bart) Well, since you actually asked, the truth is…. (A short pause, then he, B.E.N., and Gene sighed) On second thought, never mind.
B.E.N. and Gene: Forget it.
Terra: (Aghast) What?
Bart: Oh come, tell us.
Ash: Please?
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: It's nothing.
Nelson: Just tell us.
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene gave in and answered)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Giving a sigh) Freedom.
(Bart holds up the lamp and looked shocked with his gang)
Bart: You're prisoners?
Discord: We are.
Ralph: (To Marahute) Is that true?
(Marahute nods)
Gene: It's all part of the genie gig, which we got cursed to do by an ancient enemy after he killed my parents.
B.E.N.: And worst of all, he prevented us from being normal citizens unless we're not genies.
Discord: Hence why we never spend time with Marahute for the past ten thousand years occasionally. But rest assured, an old friend of ours was able to seal the one who cursed us away afterwards. But, again, that's hopefully another story.
B.E.N.: That's right.
Discord: And like Gene said, it's all part of the genie gig.
(Then he became a giant)
Discord: (In a booming voice) Phenomenal cosmic powers!
(Then he shrunk down into the lamp as the group peeked through the lid)
Discord: (In a high-pitched voice) Itty-bitty living space.
Gene: (Agreeing) Totally cramped up.
B.E.N.: (Agreeing) And no leg room whatsoever.
Bart's gang: (Feeling sorry) Wow.
Ventus: That's awful.
Pikachu: (Nods in sympathy) Pika....
B.E.N.: Exactly.
(Discord emerged from the lamp)
Discord: (In his normal voice) But, oh, for the three of us to be free again!
B.E.N. and Gene: (Nods) Yep.
Discord: Not have to go.…. Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?
Gene: All we want is to be our own person again, our own master.
Discord: Heck, that's better than all the treasure, powers, and magic in the world.
B.E.N.: (Groans a bit) But what am are talking about?
Gene: So forget it, it won't happen.
Discord: We may as well just keep on dreaming about it. I mean, us three, wake up and smell the coffee.
Bart: What do you mean?
(Santa's Little Helper, Maggie, Cri-Kee, and Eevee respectively whines, sucks on her pacifier, and chirps a bit in confusion)
Discord: Well, there is a way to break the curse; The only way B.E.N., Gene, and I can be free from our imprisonment from the lamp is if our master wishes us out. And no, we can't wish ourselves free.
Gene: All three of us tried it, it won't work.
Discord: And only the master can make a wish like that, nobody else.
Gene: And you can imagine how many times that happened.
B.E.N.: Like, say…. Nada!
(Bart, feeling sorry with his gang, paused to think, then smiled reassuringly)
Bart: I'll do it. I'll wish you three free.
Discord: (Rolling his eyes, sarcastically) Yeah, sure.
(Then Discord's head turned into Pinocchio, his nose stretching out while making a whoop noise. Bart pushes the nose back, changing Discord's head back to normal)
Bart: No, seriously, I promise! After my first two wishes, I will use my last one to free you three!
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene looked at Bart's gang, who then nods with some chirps, a soft bark, pacifier suck, and silent reassuring smile)
Bart: (Holds out his hand) So how about it?
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene paused to think then gives in happily)
Discord: Deal.
Gene: Shabooey, can't wait for the three of us to be free again.
B.E.N.: There's hoping on that.
Discord: Indeed.
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene shook Bart's hand. Then after that's done, they changed the subject)
B.E.N.: Well, now that the deal is made....
Gene: Which also counts as a promise....
Discord: Let's make some magic!
(Discord then turned into a magician, throwing some cards out, and then changed back)
Discord: Okay, Bart.
B.E.N.: Tell us what it is you want most?
Gene: More than anything in the world?
(Bart's group smiled softly)
Bart: Well.... There's seven girls we like.
Discord: (Imitates a buzzer) Wrong! B.E.N., Gene, and I can't make someone fall in love with someone else, remember?
Gene: Just a reminder.
Bart: True.
Ash: But seriously, those girls are everything we dreamed of.
Riku: Smart, fun, and....
Discord: Pretty?
B.E.N.: Gorgeous?
Gene: Beautiful?
Bart's group: Exactly!
Ash: They got those great eyes.
Sora: Their hair, and their…. (Sighs) You should see their smiles.
Riku: They resembled that of angels.
Terra: And like we said, they are nice.
Kaya: It's true.
Flippy: We have seen them.
Mushu: And these seven are gaga all over them.
Gene: Wow, you must really like them.
Bart's group: Yep.
B.E.N.: (In a French accent) Amis.
Discord: (Agreeing in a French accent) C'est l'amour.
Ash: But the problem is, they're the Princesses of our home kingdom, Agrabah.
Bart's group except Bart and Ash: That's right.
Bart: The only way we can even be with them is….
(Bart's eyes widen in realization)
Bart: Wait! Discord, can you, B.E.N., and Gene make me and my group princes?
Discord: Somewhat a little gray area, but you gotta be precise when making wishes like that.
Gene: Like, for example; If you say "I wish for you to make us princes," we could just conjure up a prince.
B.E.N.: But if you precisely say "I wish for you to turn us into princes," that's different and easy-peasy as one, two, three.
Discord: So, let's see....
(Discord then takes out a book labeled "Recipe for Royals" and looks through it)
Discord: Where is it...? Chicken a'la king?
(He pulls out a chicken wearing a crown out of the book)
Discord: No.
(He throws the chicken away and continues reading)
Discord: Alaskan king crab?
(Then he felt a pinch on his finger and pulls out Sebastian from "The Little Mermaid (1989)")
Discord: No.
(He throws the crab away and went on)
Discord: Caesar's salad?
(He jumped and yelped as a dagger came out and tries to stab him)
Discord: Et tu, Brute?
(The dagger disappeared. Discord then found what he's looking for)
Discord: Here it is; How to make a prince.
(Discord closes the book and, with B.E.N. and Gene, turned to Bart)
B.E.N.: Is that an official wish?
Discord: Say the magic words!
Gene: And be precise!
Bart: Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, I wish for you to turn me and my group into princes!
Discord: All right!
(Discord turned into Arsenio Hall and makes whooping noises. He, B.E.N., and Gene then turned into fashion designers)
Discord: (In a French accent) Now, those common outfits, too punky for my taste.
Gene: (Observing Terra's pants) And what's with the obi pants, are we asking for something that resembles a skirt?
B.E.N.: No way!
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then took Bart's group's measurements and then transformed their clothes into something more rich and popular-like. Bart is now wearing a light red long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a dark red belt, light red Arabian prince trousers, a blue cape, dark red Arabian boots, and a light red turban with a blue feather and a ruby jewel on a gold brooch. Ash is now wearing a light blue long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a blue belt, light blue Arabian prince trousers, a dark green cape, white Arabian boots, and a light blue turban with a dark green feather and a sapphire jewel on a gold brooch. Sora is now wearing a yellow long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a red belt, yellow Arabian prince trousers, a blue cape, red Arabian boots, and a yellow turban with a blue feather and a ruby jewel on a gold brooch. Riku is now wearing a blue long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and platinum suspender-like linings), a navy blue belt, blue Arabian prince trousers, a black cape, navy blue Arabian boots, and a blue turban with a black feather and a sapphire jewel on a gold brooch. Roxas is now wearing a white long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a green belt, white Arabian prince trousers, a red cape, green Arabian boots, and a white turban with a green feather and a red jewel on a gold brooch. Terra is now wearing a medium blue long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a dark red belt, medium blue Arabian prince trousers, a black cape, dark red Arabian boots, and a white turban with a black feather and a ruby jewel on a gold brooch. And Ventus is now wearing a light green long-sleeved Arabian prince uniform (With poofy sleeves and gold suspender-like linings), a green belt, light green Arabian prince trousers, a dark green cape, green Arabian boots, and a light green turban with a dark green feather and an emerald jewel on a gold brooch. Bart's group looks into a mirror nearby and smiled)
Lisa: Wow!
Martin: That looks great, guys!
Roxas: That oughtta impress the princesses!
(Bart's gang, except Mushu, then goes up to Discord, B.E.N., and Gene eagerly)
Kaya and Lisa: Can you change our clothes?
Leo: And give me and the other creatures something fancy to wear?
Male human members of Bart's gang: Please?
(Cri-Kee chirps a bit in excitement, gesturing to Discord, B.E.N., and Gene to change him into something else with something fancy to wear. Luckily, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene understood)
Discord: You want us to transform you into something else that fits your taste, as well as wearing something fancy as well?
(Cri-Kee happily chirps in affirmation)
Leo: That's what Cri-Kee just said.
Crescent: Oh, yeah.
Gene: (Agreeing) That way you, Milhouse, along with Hayner, Pence, Lea, Martin, and Ralph, can be their jester-like advisors, and Nelson as a regular advisor!
B.E.N.: (Agreeing) With Kaya, Lisa, and Maggie being the princes' sisters, who are princesses!
Discord: (Agreeing) And you critters being the royal pets!
Bart's gang except Mushu: (Happily, with Maggie silently crossing his arms with a grin behind her pacifier) Exactly!
Pikachu: (Happily agreeing) Pikachu!
(Even Cri-Kee, Eevee, and Santa's Little Helper happily chirps and barks in agreement)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: That'll work.
(Then the three magically changed Kaya, Lisa, Maggie, Hayner, Pence, Lea, Milhouse, Nelson, Martin, and Ralph's clothes as well, even giving Pikachu, Eevee, Santa's Little Helper, and the Dream Eater pets some fancy wear. Kaya is now wearing an off-the-shoulder violet short-sleeved cropped tubetop, violet harem pants, magenta Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a violet long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Lisa is now wearing an off-the-shoulder orange short-sleeved cropped tubetop, orange harem pants, red Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and an orange long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Maggie is now wearing off-the-shoulder blue short-sleeved cropped tubetop, blue harem pants, navy blue Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a blue long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band), and her pacifier is not only still red, but also has plastic rubies on it. Hayner is now wearing a navy blue jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a navy blue long-sleeved jester tunic with sleeves, a red court ruff around his neck, navy blue jester pants with poofy legs, and navy blue jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Pence is now wearing a white jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a white long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, a black court ruff around his neck, white jester pants with poofy legs, and white jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Lea is now wearing a black jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a black long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, a red court ruff around his neck, black jester pants with poofy legs, and black jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Milhouse is now wearing a red jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a red long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, a lavender court ruff around his neck, red jester pants with poofy legs, and red jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Nelson is now wearing a blue jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a blue long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, a salmon-pink court ruff around his neck, blue jester pants with poofy legs, and blue jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Martin is now wearing an orange jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, an orange long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, a white court ruff around his neck, orange jester pants with poofy legs, and orange jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Ralph is now wearing a light blue jester hat with silver jingle bells at each end, white gloves, a light blue long-sleeved jester tunic with poofy sleeves, an orange court ruff around his neck, light blue jester pants with poofy legs, and light blue jester shoes with silver jingle bells on the toes. Cri-Kee is now a male Dalmatian puppy with white fur and black spots, white eyes, black pupils, a black nose, and wearing a blue neck collar with white diamonds. Pikachu is now wearing a gold neck collar with multicolored gems. Eevee is now wearing a copper neck collar with multicolored gems. Santa's Little Helper is now wearing a silver neck collar with multicolored gems. And the Dream Eater pets are now wearing each a platinum neck collar with multicolored gems. Upon seeing their new looks, they gave impressed smiles)
Kaya: Now that's what I call royalty.
Hayner: Not too shabby for these outfits.
Pence: Not ugly.
Lea: And makes us very good-looking people.
Ralph: Indeedy!
Bart's gang except Kaya, Hayner, Pence, Lea, and Ralph: Yep!
Pikachu: (Happily satisfied) Pika!
(Even Eevee, Santa's Little Helper, and Cri-Kee chirps and barks happily in agreement)
Discord: But it still needs something else.
Gene: I know, transportation!
(Then they see Mushu, who got confused)
Mushu: (Confused) What?
B.E.N.: Mushu, assistance please!
(Mushu, realizing, tried to hide behind Marahute)
Mushu: Uh-uh! No way!
(But Discord used his magic to zap him and fly him over to him. Then Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, changing back into their main attires, brings in a game show set with Bart's group behind a podium with "Bart's group" written on it)
Gene: And what better way to make your grand new entrance into Agrabah, than riding your brand new camel?!
(Mushu then gets turned into a camel)
Discord: Careful, they spit.
(Mushu spits and frowned in annoyance)
Mushu: Not cool, man.
Martin: Uh, no offense, guys, but I don't think anyone in Agrabah would be impressed with a prince, let alone seven, riding a camel.
Discord: You're right.
B.E.N.: Let's try again.
(B.E.N. zaps Mushu into a nice-looking horse)
Mushu: I like this form better!
Discord: Not good enough.
Mushu: What?!
Gene: He said "Still not enough!" Let's see....
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then each zapped Mushu many times, turning him into a duck, an ostrich, a turtle, and a '57 Cadillac, with a license plate that reads "Mu Shu". Finally, the dragon changed back)
B.E.N.: Ah-ha!
Discord and Gene: Now we got it!
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: Esalalumbo, shimin Dumbo!
(With a wave of their combined magic, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene turned Mushu into an elephant)
B.E.N.: Talk about your trunk space!
Discord and Gene: You said it.
Mushu: What do you mean...?
(Mushu looked into a reflection of water nearby and sees himself. He screams a bit and climbs up a tree. It doesn't support him and he ended up bending it backwards, making him hang upside-down. He looked at Bart's gang upside-down)
Bart: (Chuckling a bit) You look cute, Mushu.
Ash: For an elephant.
Kaya: And of course you're cute.
Mushu: (Frowning in annoyance) Very funny.
Gene: Well, they've got the outfits!
B.E.N.: They've got the elephant!
Discord: But we're not through yet!
Nelson: We're not?
Gene: Nope!
B.E.N.: So, hang on to your turbans, boys!
Discord: We're going to make you stars!
(Outside the oasis, fireworks are shown exploding as Discord, B.E.N., and Gene worked their magic. Back at the palace in Agrabah, Volteer, Grace, Rinoa, and Erika are balancing a pile of toys, including a figure of the Beast from "Beauty and the Beast (1991)," with Squall and Eraqus' help)
Eraqus: Careful....
Squall: Careful....
(Volteer places the last piece on the top very carefully. When nothing happens, the six sat back and smiled in relief. But then Merlock's group, with Bulba holding a printout, barged in, causing the toys to fall down)
Merlock's group: You're majesties!
Vanitas: We found it!
Xehanort: The solution to the problem with your daughters and nieces.
Bulba: To make it all better.
(Meowth meows in agreement)
Erika: (Puzzled) What is it?
Negaduck: We discovered more to the law involving them picking suitors.
Myotismon: In fact, Bulba, here, looked it up on the computer.
Rasputin: Care to read it for them, Bulba?
Bulba: Gladly.
(Volteer got out some fishes and strawberries and, while Fidget and Bartok happily accepting the strawberries, Volteer tried to give the fishes to Meowth, who kept backing away with a secret panicked look. As Volteer does so, Bulba begins reading the printout)
Bulba: (Reading) If the princesses do not choose a suitor of their own by the appointed time, the current rulers must choose for them.
Volteer: But Mabel's group hated those suitors who come by.
Grace: How could we choose someone they hate?
Rinoa: How is it possible?
Squall: Tell us that.
(Volteer pulls the fishes away, giving Meowth some relief while Fidget and Bartok finished their strawberries, but Meowth's relief ended when Volteer stuffed the fishes in his mouth, making the Fearsome Four, Fidget, Bartok, Jessie, and James snicker a bit at him, until Meowth gave them the death glare with his mouth full)
Merlock: Not to worry, our lieges.
Shere Khan: There's more.
Myotismon: That's right.
Bulba: (Continues reading) If the right suitor is not found, the princesses must marry…. (Stops and secretly smirks evilly) Hmm…. Interesting!
(Meowth secretly spat some fishes out onto both Megavolt's jumpsuit and Fidget's shirt, much to their disgust as they wiped their respective jumpsuit and shirt clean)
Megavolt and Fidget: (Flatly under their breath to Meowth) Really?
Meowth: (To Volteer, under their breath angrily) Jerk.
Volteer: (Ignoring Meowth) What?
Eraqus: Who?
Bulba: The royal vizier and his assistants.
Xehanort: That would be us.
Merlock: That's right.
Negaduck: What do you think of that?
Dijon: Isn't that cool?
Splatter Phoenix: That idea might rock to you like it is to us, right?
(Volteer's group got confused and tried to take a look at the printout)
Volteer: But I thought the law said that only princes or something like them can marry the princesses.
Grace: We've read it a thousand times.
Volteer's group except Volteer and Grace: That's right.
(Merlock gently pushed Volteer's group back, and Bulba takes his hypnosis gem out, and secretly used it on Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus, putting the three in a trance again. Grace, Rinoa, and Erika then got confused)
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: What's…?
Merlock: This is a desperate hour.
Shere Khan: Measures must be taken.
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: (Repeating in a trance) Measures must, be taken.
Bulba: You will order the princesses to marry Merlock's group.
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: (Repeating in a trance) We will order, the princesses to marry....
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: (Realizing in surprise) Our daughters and nieces marrying Merlock's group?!
(Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus then snapped out of it and got surprised upon hearing what Grace, Rinoa, and Erika just asked in shock)
Volteer: But you are so old.
Grace: Ages shouldn't….
(Merlock's group and their henchmen scowled as Bulba secretly hypnotized Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus again)
Merlock's group and Bulba: The princesses will marry us! (them!)
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: But…!
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: (Repeating in a trance) The princesses, will marry….
(But suddenly, a fanfare is heard, freeing Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus from the trance, and even getting everyone's attention)
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: What?
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: What is that music?
(They go out to the balcony overlooking the city. They looked and Volteer's group smiled at what they're seeing)
Erika: (Laughing a bit) Guys! You got to come and see this!
(Then a suspicious Merlock's group and their henchmen came out. As they watched on the balcony, a parade is being performed in the streets of Agrabah, slowly and regally making its way to the palace. They are led by Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, with Discord and B.E.N. dressed as majors and Gene wearing a red baseball cap, a purple short-sleeved shirt with a red stripe around the torso and indigo neck and sleeve rims, and green shorts with yellow lines on both sides. As this happened, a song plays)
Marchers: Make way for Prince Billy and brothers
(Everyone watched on in amazement while Merlock's group frowned in suspicion)
Swordsmen: Say hey, it's Prince Billy and brothers
(Some harem girls threw flowers onto the ground as they walk on, too. Discord, B.E.N., and Gene then sang as they mingled with the crowd)
Discord: Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar
Gene: Hey you, let us through
B.E.N.: It's seven bright new stars
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: Now come, be the first on your block
To meet their eyes
Discord: Make way, here they come
Gene: Ring the bells, bang the drums
B.E.N.: You're gonna love those guys
(Discord pounds on a confused Bowser's belly like a drum, then he and Gene hugged him while B.E.N. draped his arm on him like they're chums and the three pointed. Mushu the elephant marched through the street with Bart, Ash, Sora, Riku, Roxas, Terra, and Ventus, as Prince Billy and his brothers, riding on Mushu, showing off their shiny teeth)
Discord: Prince Billy
Fabulous he and his brothers
Billy Ababwa
B.E.N.: Genuflect, show some respect
Gene: Down on one knee
(Discord used his magic secretly to make Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie bow to Bart's group. Don Karnage, Skinner, Willie, and Chalmers looked up and are confused when Mushu waves to them via his trunk. Even from their post, Drake's group, with Drake and Fenton dressed as Darkwing and Gizmoduck again, are seeing this, and like Volteer's group, is also enjoying the show)
B.E.N.: Now try your best to stay calm
Gene: Brush up your Sunday Salaam
(Darkwing's group, Grace, Rinoa, Erika, and even Fidget, Bartok, the Fearsome Four, and Team Rocket danced to the song, much to Merlock's group and their serious henchmen's annoyance and anger)
Discord: And come and meet their spectacular coterie
(Discord then wheelbarrows some men onto Mushu's trunk. The men then stood on each other's shoulder to shake Bart's group's hands)
Discord: Prince Billy
Mighty is he and his brothers
Billy Ababwa
B.E.N.: Strong as ten regular men
Definitely
(The men fell on Bart. Luckily, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene secretly used their magic so Bart's group could hold them like acrobats in an acrobatic wheel formation. Next, Discord transformed into an old man and talked to an old man)
Discord: (Imitating an old man) They faced the galloping hordes
(Gene then turned into a little boy swinging a toy sword while singing to some kids)
Gene: (Imitating a little boy) A hundred bad guys with swords
(Next, B.E.N. turned into a big guy and holds two men close by)
B.E.N.: Who sent those goons to their lords?
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Secretly returning to normal) Why Prince Billy and his brothers
(Mabel and Gilda's groups came out onto their balcony to watch the parade. A bunch of servants came in carrying golden camels. Upon seeing Discord, Gilda got calmly interested)
Servants: They've got seventy-five golden camels
(Discord pops in dressed like a male parade announcer)
Discord: Don't they look lovely, June?
(Next, women ride in on floats with a bunch of beautiful peacocks)
Women: Purple peacocks, they've got fifty-three
(Now Discord appeared as a female parade announcer)
Discord: (Imitating a woman) Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.
(Now a bunch of servants is carrying a gorilla parade balloon down the street)
Gene: When it comes to exotic type mammals
(Then Discord and B.E.N. transformed into a leopard and goat respectively as they sang to the boy and girl Bart's group gave the bread to)
Discord: (Imitating a leopard) Have they got a zoo
B.E.N.: (Imitating a goat) I'm telling you
(The kids laughed a bit as Discord and B.E.N. secretly disappeared)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: It's a world class menagerie
(Now Discord appeared next to three harem girls, dressed as a harem girl. He sings at the same time they did. During this, B.E.N. and Gene quietly giggled and chuckled a bit respectively while rolling their eyes at this, knowing how silly Discord looks in his harem girl form)
Discord and harem girls: (With Crash imitating Ethel Merman) Prince Billy
Handsome are he and his brothers
Billy Ababwa
(There's no question this Billy's group's alluring)
That physique, how can I speak?
(Never ordinary, never boring)
(Bart's group tried to show off their muscles, but don't have any. B.E.N. secretly came to the rescue and uses his magic to give them very big muscles for a brief moment, really impressing the harem girls)
Discord and harem girls: (With Crash imitating Ethel Merman) Weak at the knee
(Everything about the men just plain impressed)
Well, get on out in that square
(They're a wonder)
(They're a whiz, a wonder)
Adjust your veil and prepare
(They've about to pull my heart asunder)
To gawk and grovel and stare
At Prince Billy and his brothers
(And I absolutely love the way they dressed)
(Bart's group smiled and threw a kiss to the harem girls, making them faint. Mabel and Gilda's groups, except Gilda, scoffed at this and went back inside the palace in disgust while Gilda, watching them leave, shrugged and enjoyed the show some more. Even Darkwing's group watched Gene's charismatic performance with Discord and B.E.N. with impressed smiles)
Chorus: They've got ninety-five white Persian monkeys
(They've got the monkeys)
(Let's see the monkeys)
(Servants came in holding monkeys on trees while Don Karnage's crew danced like morons, although Don Karnage, Skinner, and Chalmers, danced normally with a calm impressed smile)
Chorus: And to view them, they charges no fee
(They're generous, so generous)
(Bart's group threw gold coins to the street. The citizens run over to get them excitedly)
Chorus: They've got slaves, they've got servants and flunkies
(Proud to work for them)
Bow to their whim
Love to serve them
They're just lousy with loyalty to Billy and his brothers
Prince Billy and his brothers
(Inside the palace, Volteer's group, with Volteer, Grace, Rinoa, and Erika looking eager, goes to the doors with Darkwing's group and even Gilda to let Bart's group in, but Merlock's group stopped them with calm smug smirks. But the doors bursted open, the parade coming in with Mushu leading the way. The doors even crushed Merlock's group, Fidget, and Bartok in the doorway)
Chorus: Prince Billy
Amorous he and his brothers
Billy Ababwa
(Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, with Gene back in his real boy attire, slid down Mushu's trunk and landed next to Volteer and Darkwing's groups and Gilda)
Discord: Heard your princesses were a sight
Gene: Lovely to see
(Merlock's group got themselves, Fidget, and Bartok free and growled angrily a bit)
B.E.N.: And that, good people, is why
They got dressed up and dropped by
Chorus: With sixty elephants
Llamas galore
With their bears and lions
A brass band and more
With their forty fakirs
Their cooks and bakers
Their birds that warble on key
Make way
For Prince Billy and his brothers
(During the song's finale, a bunch of things are shown. Bart's group then flew off Mushu's back on Marahute and landed next to Volteer and Darkwing's groups and Gilda. As the song ends, Merlock's group and their henchmen forced everything, except Bart's gang, Discord, B.E.N., Gene, and Marahute, out of the palace while Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie came in. Once the room is empty, Merlock's group closed the doors shut and frowned angrily)
Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus: (Applauding) That was splendid!
Grace, Rinoa, and Erika: (Applauding) Such a wonderful entrance!
Launchpad: (Applauding) And quite a show even!
Gilda and Darkwing's group except Launchpad: (Applauding) I'll say!
Sora: (In a deep voice) We figured you would like it.
Ash: (In a deep voice) We do our best to introduce ourselves.
Bart: (Clears his throat) You're majesties, we have come from the Kingdom of Mongolia to seek your daughters'/nieces' hands in marriage, with your okay.
Rinoa: (Squeals in excitement) Oh, yes!
Erika: (Agreeing) Of course!
Volteer: Prince Billy and his brothers!
Gilda: We are delighted to meet you!
Chalmers: (Bowing in respect) And yes, we've heard so much about you and your Mongolian kingdom!
(Volteer's group shakes Bart's group's hands. Darkwing's group then approached Bart's group)
Darkwing: Yep, yep, yep, I agree!
Don Karnage: (With his hands on his hips) But I, the great Don Karnage, must ask you this one, simple curiosity-type of question; What are your brothers' names, and who are the others with you?
Chalmers: (To Don Karnage) Perhaps you're not convinced.
Skinner: (To Bart's gang) Prove it to him.
Bart: (To Skinner and Chalmers with a nod) Of course. (To his group) Roll call, my brothers!
Ash: Robbie.
Sora: Samuel.
Riku: Richard.
Roxas: Jason.
Terra: Tucker.
Ventus: And Val.
Bart: (To his gang) Roll call!
Kaya: Princess Kasey, their little sister.
Lisa: Princess Lulu, their other little sister.
(Maggie gives a wave "Hello" while she sucks on her pacifier)
Lisa: This is our baby sister, Princess Melody.
(Maggie nods)
Hayner: Henry.
Pence: Paul.
Lea: Lawrence.
Milhouse: Matthew.
Nelson: Nicky.
Martin: Jeff.
Ralph: Walter.
Hayner, Pence, Lea, Milhouse, Martin, and Ralph: And we're their jester-like advisors.
Nelson: And I'm their advisor.
Pikachu: (Happily) Pikachu!
Ash: And this is my Pikachu named Bolt.
Bart: (Introducing a proudly smiling Cri-Kee and Santa's Little Helper who gives each of their own happy barks) Cookie and Brownie.
Kaya: (Introducting a proudly smiling Eevee who gives a happy chirp) Ellen.
Leo: (Bowing in respect with a smile) My name is Aka, Samuel's loyal Dream Eater pet.
Winter: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Richard's Dream Eater pet, Snowflake.
Crescent: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Jason's Dream Eater pet, Kage.
Lucas: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Tucker's Dream Eater pet, Kitsune.
Flippy: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Val's Dream Eater pet, River.
Tonto: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Henry's Dream Eater pet, Sitting Bull.
Kogane: (Bowing in respect with a smile) Paul's Dream Eater pet, Goldie.
Pyra: (Bowing in respect with a smile) And last, but not least, Lawrence's Dream Eater pet, Fenny.
Tank: (Agreeing smugly) See, Captain?
Willie: (Agreeing) They know who they are.
(Impressed by their names, the palace residents, except Merlock's group and their henchmen, nodded in approval with Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie)
Don Karnage: Okey-dokey. You won me and my men over like you did everyone else, yes, no? As you were.
Dumptruck: Pleasant to meet you all.
Mad Dog: Ditto for me.
(Even Gibber gave a nod of approval with a grunt. Then with that, Skinner, Chalmers, Willie, and Don Karnage and his crew, except Darkwing's group, left. Discord then noticed Gilda looking at him with a smile)
Discord: And you are, Madame?
Gilda: I am Gilda, the princesses' group's maid.
(She curtsied. Flattered by her polite behavior, Discord bows back)
Discord: Pleased to meet you.
Gilda: What is your name?
Discord: Mine's Discord.
Gilda: Pleased to meet you, too, Discord.
(She then lets Discord politely kiss her hand like a gentleman)
Morgana: (Looking at B.E.N. and Gene) And you two are?
B.E.N.: My name is Bio-Engineering Navigator, or B.E.N. for short.
Gene: Gene.
Honker: Nice to meet you as well.
Gizmoduck: And you three are quite the gentlemen.
(They shake hands. Then, after that's done, they glanced to an annoyed Merlock's group and their henchmen upon hearing them clear their throats impatiently)
Gizmoduck: (Realizing) Oh, and allow us to introduce my rulers' vizier, Merlock.
Grace: And his assistants, Myotismon, Vanitas, Xehanort, Vicious the Iron-Masked Marauder, Drake, and Professor Ratigan.
Gosalyn: Although Vanitas is Myotismon's son.
Gizmoduck: And with them are Jessie, James, and Meowth of Team Rocket, Megavolt, Quackerjack, Bushroot, and Liquidator of the Fearsome Four, Negaduck, Splatter Phoenix, Sideshow Bob, Taurus Bulba, Shere Khan, Rasputin, Fidget, Bartok, and Dijon.
Volteer: They must be delighted to see you.
Merlock's group and their serious henchmen: (Dryly) Ecstatic.
Rasputin: But Prince Abooboo….
Bart: (Correcting him) Ababwa.
Rasputin: (Rolling his eyes) Whatever. You cannot come here uninvited and expect to just….
(Volteer and Darkwing's groups then greeted Marahute, with the kids in Darkwing's group amazed by her appearance)
Huey, Dewey, and Louie: Quackarooney!
Webby: An actual living, breathing female golden eagle!
Scrooge: Very rare species of birds.
Tank: What's her name?
Gene: Her name, my new friend, is Marahute.
Darkwing's group: (Impressed) Wow....
Morgana: By Allah, she's so beautiful.
Webby: Cute.
Gosalyn: And big in height in a good way.
Megavolt: (In annoyance) If you're done with the introductions...?
(Milhouse and Ralph, after hearing Megavolt, then noticed Quackerjack frowning in annoyance with his arms crossed with the other henchmen, except Fidget and Bartok who just smiled a bit, actually glad to meet the princes' group, and gave playful smiles, much to the non-serious henchmen's confusion, despite still frowning in annoyance)
Megavolt: (Confused, frowning in annoyance) What?
Milhouse: (Approaching the non-serious henchmen) Ooh, someone's in a bad mood, (Points at Quackerjack) let alone one of them dressed like a jester like me and Walter here.
Ralph: (Waving a cheerful "Hello") Hi there.
Quackerjack: (Aghast) Me, in a bad mood? (Scoffs) Go suck a gumdrop, or better yet, go rot your brain to a video game!
(Milhouse and Ralph then did an acrobatic technique on him, much to his and the non-serious henchmen's surprise and making everyone, except Merlock's group and their henchmen, laugh a bit at this. Even Fidget and Bartok snickered a bit at this)
Bartok: (Whispering, snickering a bit) That is kinda funny.
Ralph: (Playfully) You know what you need? (Grabs Quackerjack's lips with his fingers, making a smile shape) A big smile and laugh to chase your blues away.
Milhouse: (Playfully) So, come on, give us a smile.
(Quackerjack, now peeved and annoyed, almost slapped Milhouse and Ralph off, but the two boys, after Ralph released Quackerjack's lips, acrobatically jumped off of him, and did their finale pose)
Quackerjack: (Recovering in calm annoyance and anger, readjusting his hat) For those techniques, I give an A-. I can do better than that!
Eraqus: Then maybe you three can at the Harvest Festival tonight.
Milhouse, Ralph, and Quackerjack: (With Milhouse and Ralph in a happy tone and Quackerjack in a shocked angry tone) Really? (What?!)
(At the same time Milhouse, Ralph, and Quackerjack said this, Fidget even gave an eager nod in excitement while Bartok gave a happy shrug in agreement. Marahute then gestured to Volteer's group to climb onto her. Noticing that, everyone realized)
Ash: You're majesties, Marahute would like to give you a ride!
Volteer's group: (To Ash) We'd be delighted!
Scrooge: (To Ash) My niece, nephews, and I can join in.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: (Excitedly agreeing) Yeah!
Darkwing's group: (Agreeing) That should be fun!
Volteer and Darkwing's group: (To Bart's group except Ash) Of course, if that's okay with….
Bart's group except Ash: (Laughs a bit) No problem at all!
Discord: And you being a griffin, Gilda, may I ride you?
Gilda: (Nods) Of course you may.
Gene: And me?
Discord, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: Of course.
Launchpad: Can I ride as well?
Darkwing's group: With your crash-course technique?
Launchpad: Well, why not?
Discord: (Ponders a bit) Well....
(Discord looks at Marahute for an approval, and she nods with a smile)
Discord: (Gives in) If your friend wants to do a perfect harmless crash-course finale with Marahute, he can.
Launchpad: (Agreeing) Like he said.
Scrooge: (Shrugs) Aye, well, even though I am afraid of Launchpad's crash-course skills, I guess I'll make an exception on this, (Gestures to Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene) for the wee bairns.
(Bart's gang and Gene respectively helped Volteer's group, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby into Marahute while Launchpad climbed on her himself and Gilda lets Discord climb onto her back, but before they could take off with Launchpad acting as the pilot to fly Marahute, Merlock's group stopped them by blocking the way)
Merlock: You're majesties, listen to us.
Vanitas: Me, Father, Merlock's group, and our assistants must protest against this.
Myotismon: That's right.
Negaduck: It could be unsafe.
Dijon: Completely dangerous.
Bob: Accidents may happen.
Volteer: Oh, nonsense, Merlock, guys.
Erika: Learn to have a little fun.
Launchpad: And I've done these crash-course techniques a lot a times without a single scratch.
Discord: (To Marahute) Go ahead.
(Marahute and Gilda then zipped around the room with Volteer's group, Gene, Launchpad, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby and Discord riding on them respectively, sending Fidget and the Fearsome Four onto the floor very hard. The passengers laughed in delight a bit as Marahute and Gilda flew all over the place, although Scrooge, who is enjoying this a little, panicked a bit as Launchpad controlled Marahute like she's his plane, which she lets him)
Louie: (Having a blast) Faster, Launchpad and Marahute, faster!
Scrooge: (Panicking) Slower, Launchpad and Marahute, slower!
(Then, they flew fast under Mushu, startling him)
Mushu: (Whispering in surprise) Man!
(As the flight continued, Merlock's group glared at Bart's group in suspicion. There's something familiar about them, but they can't put it at the moment)
Shere Khan: Where did you say you were from again?
Bart: The Kingdom of Mongolia.
Honker: Which, according to our maps, is not much farther than to any place we've traveled.
Gizmoduck: You, Merlock's group, should know that.
Bulba: If that's the case, what kind of architect does Mongolia's palace have, if you live there?
Bob: Answer Bulba that trivial question.
Shere Khan: (Eyeing Honker and Gizmoduck) And no answering for them, Honker and Gizmoduck.
Merlock's group: Try us.
Darkwing: Now, now, Bulba, there's no need to ask them that!
Bart: (To Darkwing) It's alright. (To Bulba) It's made of polished ivory.
Bart's group except Bart: (Smiling with Bart) Exactly.
Honker and Gizmoduck: See?
Nelson: (Whispering to Bart's gang in agreement) Not so shiny like the ivory here.
(Seeing Bart's group's smiles and even actually hearing Nelson whisper that to Bart's gang, Darkwing's group immediately, and secretly, realized who the princes' group really is with calm surprised looks, but didn't say a word loudly)
Darkwing's group: (Whispering) Those smiles....
Stegmutt: (Whispering) And that ivory opinion....
Honker and Gizmoduck: (Whispering) They look and sound familiar....
(Then Marahute and Gilda charged towards them)
Gilda and passengers: Look out!
(A recovering Fidget and Fearsome Four turned and saw Marahute and Gilda going at them fast. They and even Dijon, Bartok, and Team Rocket yelped and ran and/or flew by the others. They ducked as Marahute and Gilda go by, chasing the ten all over the room)
Meowth: (Whispering) Hey! Watch it!
Bushroot: (Whispering) Watch it with Gilda and that giant bird!
Bartok: (Whispering) Careful there, will ya?!
Launchpad: Gangway!
(Marahute and Gilda flew by Team Rocket, Fidget, Bartok, Dijon, and the Fearsome Four. The ten sighed and wiped their brows, but they weren't watching where they were going as they collided into a nearby pillar. They then fell to the ground dazed, with Meowth's head circled by three mini Volteers riding on each of their own mini Marahutes)
Mini Volteers: (Repeatedly) Have some fishes.
(Launchpad then prepared to end their flight with his crash-course technique as Marahute let him control her)
Discord: (Calling out to Launchpad) Now's your chance!
Launchpad: (To Discord, excitedly) Alright! (To the passengers) Hang on!
(He then, after everyone hung on tight with Scrooge also praying silently, flipped Marahute upside-down in the air)
Launchpad: (To the passengers) Please remain seated, we're about to land in the upright position!
Scrooge: Just put our golden eagle friend in the upright position!
Volteer's group: (To everyone) Watch out!
(Then Launchpad, doing his harmless crash-course technique, working well together with Marahute in perfect rhythym controls, landed to a somewhat rough complete stop, with Marahute coming out of this unharmed. Merlock's group, Negaduck, Splatter Phoenix, Bulba, Bob, Rasputin, and Shere Khan frowned flatly as the passengers disembarked Marahute and Discord disembarking Gilda, unharmed like Marahute and happily impressed)
Negaduck: I supposed you enjoyed that.
Bob: Surprising no one got hurt.
Volteer's group: Oh yes.
Gilda, Launchpad, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene: (To Merlock's group, Negaduck, Splatter Phoenix, Bulba, Bob, and Shere Khan) That was fun.
Splatter Phoenix: (Nonchalant) Good for you.
(Scrooge, despite that he was scared before, then turned to Discord, Gene, Marahute, and Launchpad with an impressed smile)
Scrooge: (To Discord, Gene, Marahute, and Launchpad) Aye, it was. Thank you, you three, Launchpad.
Discord, Gene, and Launchpad: No problem.
Volteer: I must say.
Eraqus: These princes like Billy's group is impressive youths.
Grace: That's true.
Erika: They got my vote.
Squall and Rinoa: And mine.
(As Bart's group smiled at the compliment, Volteer's group whispered to Merlock's group)
Volteer: (Whispering) If we're lucky, you seven won't have to marry Mabel's group after all.
Volteer's group except Volteer: (Whispering) That's right.
Merlock: With all due respect, you're majesties, my group and I don't trust them.
Grace: Don't be ridiculous.
Volteer: We have an excellent judge of character.
Eraqus: Nothing to be ashamed of for that.
(Volteer's group turned to Darkwing's group)
Volteer's group: Right?
(Darkwing's group, now knowing Bart's gang's real identities, played along with Bart's gang)
Darkwing: Yep, yep, yep, that is right.
Darkwing's group: We completely agree.
Launchpad: Those princes really are not to be judged.
Neptunia: Exactly.
(Team Rocket, Fidget, Bartok, Dijon, and the Fearsome Four, meanwhile, recovered and got back to their feet, dusting themselves off)
Meowth: (Mumbling sarcastically) Oh sure, excellent judge of character. (Yelling softly in a serious voice) NOT!!
Bushroot: (Whispering) I think they're nice.
Fidget: (Whispering) I like them.
Bartok: (Whispering) They're pretty cool.
(Megavolt and Jessie angrily smacks Bushroot and Fidget on the back of their heads respectively while James quietly cleared his throat in annoyance to Bartok)
Bushroot and Fidget: (Whispering) Ow!
Bartok: (Whispering sheepishly) Sorry.
Volteer: I think Mabel's group is going to like you and your group, Billy.
Bart's group: And we're sure we'll like them.
Splatter Phoenix: Hold it!
Vanitas: We must protest on Mabel and her sister and cousins' behalf!
(Unknown to everyone, Mabel's group has chosen this time to come in. They overheard this and looked furious)
Merlock: Those boys are nothing like the others!
Myotismon: That's right!
Shere Khan: What makes them different than the other suitors?
Negaduck: And what makes them think they can win the princesses?
(Bart's group laughed a bit as both Bart and Ash noogied Negaduck's head, much to the evil duck's annoyance)
Bart: Hey, I am Prince Billy Ababwa.
Ash: Prince Robbie.
Sora: Prince Samuel.
Riku: Prince Richard.
Roxas: Prince Jason.
Terra: Prince Tucker.
Ventus: And Prince Val.
Discord: Just let those girls meet them.
Bart's group: We'll win them over.
(Finally having enough, Mabel's group spoke up in anger)
Mabel's group: How dare you?!
(Bart's gang, Discord, B.E.N., Gene, Gilda, Volteer, Darkwing, and Merlock's groups, and Merlock's group's henchmen turned and looked surprised upon seeing the seven princesses)
Serena: All of you!
Kairi: Standing here and trying to determine our future?!
Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette: Why?!
Mabel: We are not prizes to be won!
(Mabel's group stormed out. Bart's group looked shocked with Bart's gang as the princesses left)
Bart: We are shocked and appalled.
Lisa: I'll say.
(Merlock's group frowned suspiciously while Volteer and Darkwing's groups and Gilda chuckled sheepishly a bit)
Launchpad: They must be upset at the moment.
Darkwing: No, duh.
Tank: We all heard them.
Grace: But not to worry, Billy's group, they're just overreacting about this.
Gilda: They should cool down eventually.
Volteer: In the meantime, let us give you a tour of the palace.
Squall: Before we proceed with the Harvest Festival, which will start in about an hour.
Group: Thanks, you're majesties.
(After everyone left, Merlock's group glared at Bart, narrowing their eyes)
Merlock: I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince Abooboo.
Quackerjack: I know! Who does those, those, those two jester-like advisors, think they are, jumping on me like that before?! I'm not their personal jungle gym!
Rasputin: Time for Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie to show why they're guards.
Vanitas: No, Rasputin.
Negaduck: Vanitas is right.
Shere Khan: Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie may be guards, but they're loyal to Sultan Volteer, Sultaness Grace, and their group only.
Splatter Phoenix: And, since they trust those princes, they'd be suspicious if we asked them and DW's group to take care of the princes.
Xehanort: (Chuckles evilly a bit) So, if we're to get rid of them, we could just start by…. Getting rid of Billy first.
Merlock: And when we manipulate their majesties of Billy's…. Disappearance, then we can have the other royals of Billy's dead.
Bushroot: You mean…?
Fidget: (Gesturing a throat slit) Kill them?
Bartok: Are you serious?
Negaduck: Yes.
Shere Khan: In fact, because this is the Harvest Festival tonight, we'll start with getting rid of Billy first tomorrow….
Megavolt: And how do we do that?
(Merlock's group and their serious henchmen looked at Megavolt with evil smirks)
Vanitas: Team Rocket, Bartok, Fidget, and the Fearsome Four can spy on him as he and his brothers woo the princesses.
Team Rocket, Bartok, Fidget, and Fearsome Four: (Thinks it over) Spy on him, huh?
Bushroot: Isn't that being a stalker?
Fidget: Let alone being a per...?
(Then Vanitas bonks Bushroot and Fidget on their heads)
Vanitas: Not really.
Bartok: But come on, can't you at least forget about the thrones? I'm tellin' ya, why not just mind our businesses on those princes and just give it a break already?
Rasputin: Oh, we'll give it a break, alright.
Bulba: Break it in their bones, starting with Prince Billy's, that is.
Merlock: Once you find out who Billy really is, report to us.
Negaduck: And we'll deal with him first tomorrow.
Team Rocket, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Liquidator: (Saluting) Yes, sirs!
(Bushroot, Fidget, and Bartok hesitated at first, then saluted with Team Rocket, Megavolt, Quackerjack, and Liquidator)
Bushroot, Fidget, and Bartok: Okay!
(Later in the evening in the throne room still, everyone in the kingdom is inside, enjoying the Harvest Festival, celebrating the arrival of Prince Billy and his brothers. Watching Mabel's group seated nearby Volteer's group in a calm brooding way, Bart's group turned to Discord, B.E.N., and Gene. And Mabel's group is now wearing their party attires. Mabel is now wearing an off-the-shoulder red short-sleeved cropped tubetop, red harem pants, dark red Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a fuchsia long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Serena is now wearing an off-the-shoulder hot pink short-sleeved cropped tubetop, hot pink harem pants, dark pink Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a pale pink long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Kairi is now wearing an off-the-shoulder pink short-sleeved cropped tubetop, pink harem pants, violet Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, a purple long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band), and with her necklace. Namine is now wearing an off-the-shoulder white short-sleeved cropped tubetop, white harem pants, gold Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a white long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Xion is now wearing an off-the-shoulder black short-sleeved cropped tubetop, black harem pants, red Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a blue long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). Aqua is now wearing an off-the-shoulder pale blue short-sleeved cropped pale blue harem pants, silver Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a pale pink long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band). And Olette is now wearing an off-the-shoulder orange short-sleeved cropped tubetop, orange harem pants, gold Arabian shoes, gold wristbands, and a butter yellow long veil on her head (Suspended by a black band))
Bart: Mabel's group still look angry.
Ash: How could we get them to notice us?
Bart's group except Bart and Ash: And get them to like us?
Discord: (Pondering) Well....
(Then Darkwing's group approached)
Darkwing: Hey, you're highnesses.
Stegmutt: Are you enjoying yourselves?
(Noticing them with their friends, Bart's group greeted them)
Riku: (In a deep voice) Good to see you again.
Ash: (In a deep voice) And yes, we're enjoying ourselves.
(Then Darkwing's group, after secretly looking around, whispered to Bart's group secretly)
Darkwing: (Whispering) My group and I know who you really are.
Launchpad: (Whispering) They told me, Mr. McD, and his niece and nephews about it.
Scrooge: (Whispering) Aye, that's right.
Gosalyn: (Whispering) But rest assured, we'll keep it a secret as well.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: (Whispering) So, no need to pretend in front of us when nobody's around.
(Then Spike and the Mane Eight walked up to the throne and made their announcement)
Spike and Mane Eight: Attention, everyone!
(Everyone listened)
Twilight Sparkle: As part of our Harvest Festival tradition....
Tempest Shadow/Fizzlepop Berrytwist: We now conclude the party with two dances in this order.
Spike: The Fun Dance and the Harvest Dance.
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Sunset Shimmer: Enjoy!
Twilight Sparkle, Tempest Shadow/Fizzlepop Berrytwist, and Spike: Like they said!
(Everyone applauded a bit as Milhouse, Ralph, and Quackerjack walked out there, ready to perform as Arabian jester-like music are being played by the musicians)
Quackerjack: (Eyeing Milhouse and Ralph in a sneering way) Ready to eat dirt by my skills?
Milhouse: (Smugly) Not if Walter and I make you eat dirt first.
Ralph: (Happily) Dirt may be gross, but it sure can be amusing to see you eat it.
Quackerjack: (Giving his sneery shifty eyes) Bring it on.
(Then they performed excellently with their acrobatic dance skills to the music, even performing both some magic tricks and clown tricks. During some of those techniques, Milhouse, Ralph, and Quackerjack giggled a bit, even trying to outwit each other, with Milhouse and Ralph being the most successful)
Milhouse: Don't try this at home, kids.
Ralph: We're professionals.
Quackerjack: It's playtime!
(Then they performed their grand finale. But on the very last performance, Milhouse and Ralph succeeded their performance, but Quackerjack slipped up and bounced off his bouncy ball. Regardless of Quackerjack's screw-up, everyone applauded and cheered a bit)
Quackerjack: (Dizzily) Playtime's over...!
(He collapsed. Then Megavolt dragged him back to Merlock's group and their henchmen. Once back with Merlock's group and their henchmen with Megavolt, Quackerjack snapped out of his dizziness and recovered)
Quackerjack: Did I show them?
Megavolt: To put it bluntly; No, you didn't.
(Quackerjack, calmly shocked and surprised to hear him tell him that, pouted like a 3 year old with a scoff. Then Darkwing's group brought Bart's group towards Mabel's group, who is also brought up to Bart's group by Grace, Rinoa, and Erika and even Gilda's group)
Bart's group: Hey, what're...?!
Mabel's group: Mother, Aunts Rinoa and Erika, (Mother, Aunts Grace and Erika,) (Mother, Aunts Grace and Rinoa,) we don't...!
(Then they come up to each other. Mabel's group cleared their throats sternly. Then after seeing Gilda's group, Grace, Rinoa, and Erika silently gesture to them, Mabel's group sighed in defeat and Aqua spoke up)
Aqua: (Nonchalantly) Me and my sisters and cousins' apologies for storming out on you earlier.
Terra: (Shrugs) Oh, well.... (In a deep voice) I guess you were just in a bad mood, right?
Aqua: (Nonchalantly) Quite.
Ash: (In a deep voice) Listen, uh....
Bart: (In a deep voice) My brothers and I were wondering if you'd...?
Mabel's group: (Nonchalantly) Have a dance?
(Hearing them say that, Grace, Rinoa, and Erika approved happily)
Grace: That's a great idea!
Erika: Maybe you can get to know them more like that!
Serena: (Nonchalantly) Maybe, Aunt Erika.
Rinoa: (To Grace and Erika) We better let our husbands know.
(Grace and Erika nods in agreement. Then after Grace, Rinoa, and Erika gestured to Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus that Bart and Mabel's groups are gonna start dancing, Volteer, Squall, and Eraqus understood, then Volteer gestured to Twilight Sparkle, who then got it and called out to the musicians and guests)
Twilight Sparkle: Attention! We are to have a special Harvest Dance between the princesses and our prince guests!
(Then the musicians began a slow Arabian-styled dance music. As it began, Bart's group secretly gestured to Discord, B.E.N., and Gene to help them impress Mabel's group with their dance moves. Bart's group took a deep breath. It was happening. Their first dance with the princesses. Thankfully they had learned every Harvest Dance from secretly watching from on top of the palace walls when they were street rats, so they wouldn't make fools out of themselves. They would just have to wait and see if they got bold enough to impress Mabel's group in front of all of these strangers, some of them their friends. They'd imagined doing it among their own people. And that may still be the way it would be. Depending on their own confidence and courage. They joined Mabel's group in the circle of dancers in the middle of the throne room as the orchestra beat out the opening notes of the song. Mabel's group stepped forward with the other women, stately and graceful. A moment later, Bart's group followed to a couple steps behind them, as stern and solemn as the other men. As Mabel's group stepped around, Bart's group followed, circling each other in perfect rhythm. Then they stepped back, sweeping grand bows. Bart's group had always thought of this as bowing in reverence to seven goddesses. Never had it felt more fitting as they watched Mabel's group move before them. Fire flashed in their eyes, their moves fierce yet full of grace. Their forms sultry, but defiant against unwanted advances. Then, as the seven boys swept the floor in a final act of veneration, they joined the seven princesses in their dance. They were a force to be reckoned with. They could conquer the world so long as Mabel, Serena, Kairi, Namine, Xion, Aqua, and Olette stood by Bart, Ash, Sora, Roxas, Riku, Terra, and Ventus' respective sides. Discord, B.E.N., and Gene braced themselves as they noticed the light in Bart's group's eyes. The seven boys were going to do it! They were going to do their personal peacock strut! Oh, they had seen plenty of displays over the generations! Feats of strength or daring! Beautifully written songs or lengthy pose! All directed towards the recipient of the creators' affections. However, all those in the past had been between fourteen people of another kingdom, or at least where the recipients had been taught the various courtship rituals of different kingdoms, including the Kingdom of Mongolia Billy's group came from. It was doubtful if the princesses have received any such education. But hopefully, they would still be wowed by the performance. Discord saw that Gilda was bouncing in her seat as she, too, noticed Bart's group start to break from the traditional dance. Discord, B.E.N., and Gene allowed themselves to smile. Even the rest of Darkwing, Gilda, and Volteer's groups, Bart's gang, and even Don Karnage, his crew, Skinner, Chalmers, and Willie are impressed. Nearby, Merlock's group and their henchmen, on the other hand, while watching this, just watched in calm silent suspicion, despite Fidget and Bartok secretly watching this with little impressed smiles. When Bart's group has first showed real talent in agility, the fourteen of them have decided to incorporate it into a dance. So, many of the moves the princes would be showing off the three genies had taught them. Bart's group started leaping and spinning with the music, moving perfectly in time with the beat. They dropped to the floor, spinning and kicking it up as the guests and palace residents, except Mabel and Merlock’s groups and Merlock’s group’s henchmen, started to clap in rhythm with the music. Bart’s group danced upon their knees before pausing just long enough to look to Mabel's group. They at least appeared to be intrigued by the seven princes' performance. They even stepped out, and they all danced around each other for a turn. This could be promising, if they were aware of the courtship rituals. And no. Because instead of showing their own dance flare as Bart's group continued on, Mabel's group slipped back to the crowd with embarrassment and annoyance by the fact that those “Snobbish princes” are trying to seduce them into loving and marrying them as usual like the other princes tried to do before. Bart's group hardly seemed to notice as they bounded onto the throne room floor to break a few moves. They gestured to the princesses after performing daring backflips off a nearby column stand, causing the entire crowd, except Mabel and Merlock's groups and Merlock's group's henchmen, to applaud and cheer a bit. Well, the seven princesses may have been intrigued, but Discord, B.E.N., and Gene suspected that they were even more upset and embarrassed right now. As evidenced by their forced smiles and hasty retreat, Mabel's group just left. Bart's group stood, raising their hands in confusion and a helpless gesture to Mabel's group's direction. With Mabel's group, they just stormed off, feeling miffed after casting aside their fake impressed smiles)
Mabel: (Scoffs) Showoffs!
Serena: You said it!
Mabel's group except Mabel and Serena: Typical snobby princes!
(Back in the throne room, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene offered sympathetic smiles and gestured Bart's group over. Bart's group then looked one last time after the princesses' retreating figures disappearing in the hallway before slipping into the cheering crowd as the palace residents, except Merlock's group and their henchmen who secretly slipped away in suspicion, congratulated Bart's group)
Volteer: Most impressive!
Squall: Absolutely marvelous!
Eraqus: Even I'm impressed!
Grace: Bravo!
Erika: Simply wonderful!
Rinoa: Isn't that amazing?!
(They noticed Bart's group looking disappointed and began reassuring them)
Grace: No worries, Billy's group, I'm sure our daughters will cool down again eventually.
Volteer: She's right.
Eraqus: And we're even certain they'll eventually warm up to you.
Erika: Let alone get to know you more.
Squall: And give you a chance.
Rinoa: Just try again later.
(Feeling a bit better, Bart's group nods)
Bart's group: (In deep voices) Thanks.
(Later, as the party ended, everyone bidded the palace residents and their "Prince" guests' group a "Good night" and left the palace. Then Bart's group and their friends, including Darkwing's group, with Darkwing and Gizmoduck later dressed as Drake and Fenton, and Gilda, left for the palace garden while the rest of the palace residents returned to their chambers)
Coming up: Bart's group, with secret help from Darkwing's group, Discord, B.E.N., and Gene, convince Mabel's group to give them a chance in falling in love with them. After a few bad impressions at first, they win the princesses over with a romantic magical flight across the world with Marahute's help while Discord and Gilda go on their first date and Gene goes with Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby on a family quality night out in Agrabah.
Category:Fan Fiction
Category:Aladdin Fanmakes
Category:Aladdin Parodies