Emoticons vs Emojis

Pictorial representations of facial expressions, Emoticons, rap against graphical representations of emotions, Emojis, to see which internet slang that represents expressions is better.
== Cast ==
EpicLLOYD as Emoticons (voice)
Nice Peter as Emojis (voice)
== Locations ==
Emoticons and Emojis: Smartphone
== The Battle ==
(Emoji Version)
=== Announcer: ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
EMOTICONS (Wait, what?)
VS
EMOJIS (Uh…)
BEGIN, I GUESS?
=== Emoticons: ===
We're the Emoticons. It's no marathon. Kick your ass in seconds and you're gone.
Rocking the internet, phone, email and chatroom before all your asses are even born!
You maybe on everyone's messages but you're just a fad, nothing phenomenal.
Cause the only impact you have made is turned some fruits and vegetables sexual!
You'll be nothing without me. I'm the MC with a Big D.
Despite all the things you add, people still use the same five emoji!
More forgettable characters than there are in Game of Thrones!
Then confusing everyone just by using different phones!
A hand, and a sun? It would take a genius to finally understand,
What a horny teen is trying to decipher a sext from his girlfriend!
That's all you do. These noseless fucker only use is to flirt.
So keep playing your little gun. There's no real shot. You just know how to squirt.
=== Emojis: ===
It's nothing out of the ordinary to get dissed by a bunch of elderly. 
You hate the coolest thing? Sure. But we're in the Oxford dictionary!
We're the modern hieroglyphics, people will keep studying us for ages.
But to know what all your dash and slash means will make all people rage!
If your colon is your eyes, then your mouth are just spitting out bullshit!
Spit diss on this bitch til your XD spilt, legit. 
1144 of us allow all to express yourself with ease.
So take out your phone, text emoticons and express yourself with these! 🖕😡🖕
=== Emoticons: ===
You may be packing muscles and fists but you are still just yellow.
The society's poison, sucking all the attention while none for Kathryn Bigelow!
=== Emojis: ===
Who cares about Dunkirk or Detroit when they can laugh their ass off with Gene!
The greatest invention in communication, covering your needs on your touchscreen!
=== Emoticons: ===
Yes you have everything in existence, from croissant, bread, and baguette, yet
Three of you are being used to help Hillary to ask about student's debt!
=== Emojis: ===
You're limited, useless. You can only make so many faces!
While we got diversity. We got something for every kind of races!
=== Emoticons: ===
Woah, so impressive, you have the flags of different cultures. 
But we're the truly inclusive faces. We express emotions without colours.
Who would ever need more than one emoji to represent rain,
Or nine types of alcohol, five mailboxes or twelve trains?
Oh I wasn't finish to diss this worthless tiny pictures of all sorts.
Cause it's really important to have each sex for all the different kinds of sports.
Sure, an hour and a half long commercial that's fun for the whole family!
But in the end, you just mixed Wreck-It Ralph and Inside Out in a Lego Movie copy!
=== Emojis: ===
We'll be the biggest yellow thing for kids since there were M&M and Minions!
Even Pixar are scared of us. In the box office, we'll be rich, making millions
We got an all star cast. We make Patrick Stewart the shit. 
And Emoji is the trendiest thing ever. We definitely got a hit.
The theatres will be filled with laughter. People will see us and applaud!
And in July 28, we are rocking the theatre with the entire Fam Squad! (Dab!)
This year we have Fifty Shades Darker, so how can this be worse?
So prepare for the launch of the Emoji Movie Cinematic Universe!
=== Announcer: ===
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC- Wait… what was I supposed to say?
(The logo texts what they were supposed to say to someone and they respond and remind the logo.)
Oh yeah… EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!