Fugly

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== Introduction ==
Fugly is a Flopitalian poet from the 12th century. Fugly is considered to be the most important writer of the Middle Ages and was described as “In the world of poets, Floppyspeare and Fugly are the two divides.”. He is most well-known for writing Fugly’s Infurnace (Also known as Floppy Comedy), where he went on a quest with the poet Virgin across the three planes of the afterlife. He would go onto write several chapters of Floppy Comedy, which he wrote mere days before his death. Flopitalian historians believe him to be comparable to Floppyspeare, and it was even rumored they knew each other: and were actually very competitive with each other's poems.
== Contrasting the Masterminds ==
Floppyspeare was a man rejected by society and would cope with this by writing poems of love and hopeful tales. Fugly was treated the exact same way, as he was exiled from his hometown for almost no reason whatsoever. But he would take a different path than Floppyspeare did, he would go down the paths of despair and criticism in his first act of Floppy Comedy, Fugly’s Infurnace. His influence when it came to things like this would highly inspire religion, just as religion inspired his work. Floppyspeare was more inspired by his trials and confrontations with love. Fugly is easily observed to have a fascination with religion, or a heavy dedication to his beliefs in the long run.
== Life ==
Fugly was born in Flopence, Republic of Flopence a day after April fools in 1265. His mother explained to her husband, “I’m in labor!” And the husband laughed, because it was April fools. She would repeatedly beg him over and over to take her to the local doctor, despite he refused and told her to stop pulling his leg with the joke.
Fugly was born in his mother’s home, and you would imagine his father’s surprise when he found out the baby his wife has been yelling about all day is real, and that he needs to call the doctor right away. After he was born, his father was not prepared to enroll him in any schools. He studied at home for the most part, learning in his own ways. Although it is suspect Fugly was once part of a chapter school in Sogicily. In the Republic of Flopence, around the time that the Black Binguses raided the town and killed most of its inhabitants, thus installing a new government. This new government would exile Fugly from his hometown, and would drive him into his future fascination with politics for Flopence. In Act 1: Fugly’s Infurnace, of Floppy Comedy, Fugly is almost always asking sinners he recognizes what is going on in Flopence and its politics there. He is terribly worried for his hometown in both the story and real life, very well introducing the fact that his story about traveling across the afterlifes are real. 
In 1312, nine years before his death, the Black Binguses were defeated by a Great Sogtain king, but he refused to participate in the attack because he believed an attack from a foreigner is worse than that of the Black Binguses, who were an existing family, rivaled to the White Soggas, which Fugly had heavy relations with, and even helped them try regaining power when the Black Binguses first attacked. 
After he was exiled after in 1315 after Flopence had been liberated from all of its predeceasing governments the liberator forced Flopence to revoke exiled men at a fine. But even after this, Fugly stayed in Exile, and he was eventually served a “death sentence house arrest” where he took a vow to never enter the town of Flopence again. Unfortunately, this is true, as even after his death not even his bones are present in Flopence, despite them having built several statues and tombs for them to remain. The location of his burial is unknown as they were kept secret to prevent his bones from being stolen. Fugly’s bones were so controversial BIG FLOPPA himself said that his bones should be “powdered to dust and then used as salt for my dinner.” Which would even spark a manhunt for his remains, as fans of Big Floppa wanted to give him his “dinner”. Unfortunately, Big Floppa passed away before this could happen, and the hunt was called off.
== Poems and works. ==
Fugly was once a very poorly versed writer, because he never went to real school he didn’t write as well. But when he was exiled from Flopence he began a righteous campaign of poem and book writing to somewhat spread awareness subtly to the public, and what happened to Flopence. He needed to express his fear and want to know what was going on in Flopence and expressed it in the only way most writers know how. Fugly was in a dark place, and ended up writing even darker poems. Like that of Fugly’s Infurnace, which he said took place in 1300. Fugly’s poem Floppy Comedy was long and strenuous to read, but was worth it in the long run. To quote from the first lines of Floppy Comedy.“When’i was old as hell
I was in a super dark forest,
cuz I was blind as hell and lost track’a the road.
Embarrassed as all hell I dont wanna talk about
this wacky and silly and goofy little wood was,
and when I think of it, I laugh like a wiwi!
So, it's kinda sad that death is worse than that.
but because it was better near the end of it,
like having a divorce…
I ’ll talk about it ig.”
Fugly often contained undertones of his opinion in his writing. For example, he had seated Julius Flopper on a throne in Fugly’s Infurnace and put Broingus and Floggius in the tenth layer of hell, where Juanus himself is held, a man who contributed to the execution of Teacher Gaeae. He also, like previously mentioned, would state that he had met several people from Flopence that he wanted to ask how the politics of Flopence was going, and never got a right answer because he didn’t know himself. He expressed his fear after being exiled perfectly and this had likely contributed to his regard as a great writer.
Not to mention Fugly’s Purgatoruce, where he marches through the Purifying Bullets of Big Floppa, where several machine guns are firing down a hallway. They do not hurt you like real bullets but rather cleanse you of your stale, unfunnyness and allowing you to think out of a bubble of your own thoughts and realize you are not a sigma, alpha, based free thinker, but are just an orthodox person who is part of an internet bandwagon. Once he goes through, he reaches the Garden of Antitroit where he is harmed so badly from the perfection of the Garden of Antitroit that he breaks down into tears, and he is dragged into the river of wiwi, where he forgets all of his past transgressions and can integrate into heaven like a true meme cat should.
== Interactions with science and breakthroughs ==
Fugly may have been a poet and writer, but he was also an inventor in his times in Flopence. He invented the Wiwiscope, which would pioneer the basis of Floppology’s basic tenets far more than any other basic invention could have. Even though the Wiwiscope did not have good reception in the past it would make sense that Fugly, a man who was exiled from his hometown, wouldn’t be trusted. Eventually someone used the Wiwiscope on some Plompy meat, and when they did, discovered Sells. Therefore, making the largest Floppology breakthrough ever recorded in history. This is why some people argue Fugly was one of the most important figures in history, as he pioneered writing, philosophy and science at the same time. It is remarkable, really.
== Interactions with Floppyspeare ==
Floppyspeare and Fugly were very strong rivals during their brief careers, and they were well known for brief poems they wrote to dismiss each other. These poems never saw the light of day as they were simple flicks for the sake of continuing a rivalry between poets. Fugly and Floppspeare had met on several occasions and would even go on to write about these occurrences in future telltale stories like Divine Comedy.
=== April 1st 1311 ===
Fugly would approach Floppyspeare at a theatre and would sit beside him. Fugly then explain that he admired Floppyspeare’s attempts to mirror his writing, in an arrogant and upstepping form to introduce himself. Floppyspeare recognized him and would explain he did not inspire from his writing but instead inspired from his own, a tussle was created in this event and Floppyspeare and Fugly would duke it out in a slap contest with their gloves, which interrupted the play and would set a precedent for all of their interactions in the future.
Fugly, although had not written his magnum opus Floppy Comedy yet, was a writer of various different telltales of being denied by your home and stories of his exile, which he had already drawn similarities with Floppyspeare’s plays. 
=== October 11th 1320 ===
This time, Floppyspeare would be the instigator. Fugly was standing in the center of town handing out his new book Floppy Comedy when Floppyspeare would approach him, knock his books to the ground and began handing out his stageplays instead. For Fugly, this was over the moon. He was incredibly insulted and could not believe what he was seeing before his eyes. He would then cause this interaction to break out into a full brawl. He would fight Floppspeare with his fists closed, which he was then arrested and thrown into the dungeon for around two months. In this prison he would continue writing Floppy Comedy and would express regret for fighting floppyspeare.
=== April 1st 1321 ===
Fugly was on his deathbed from a sickness he could not control when he saw a figure he recognized in the crowd surrounding him. Floppyspeare. He would approach his bed and place a hand on his chest, and would whisper to him words that nobody has ever recorded or heard in the first place. Tales of many different genres of what he told Fugly exist, from a witches curse to forgiving him and apologizing for the drama they had started in their lives. But after Floppyspeare whispered these words to Fugly, Fugly died. The hospital he died in sent his remains to a church where they would hide his bones in a hidden compartment that nobody would ever have a chance to find, this lead to the great search for his corpse when Big Floppa asked his bone shavings to decorate his dinner.
== Eventual cancellation and condemnation ==
Despite his poem was written in 1321 the horde of mindless zombies from Twitter had attacked his reliability from a certain quote he said in Fugly’s Infurnace where he would state the sin of homosexuality, and where it belongs in the circles of hell. The horde of twitter fails to understand this was 1321, where people were burned alive because that king’s owed them a dollar. Twitter fans still insist that he be cancelled, and therefore a cancellation officer walked up to his dusty ass bones and said “Fugly, you’re cancelled because you’re homophobic.” And the bones did literally nothing because that he is fucking dead and doesn’t care.
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