Sky Labyrinth

Your names are Revelian and Jast. You are two adventurers of Ludus. The best, to be precise. You traversed many dungeons, defeated many opponents from other worlds, and now you will face a new challenge: The Sky Labyrinth.
 < Alright, let's go inside.
No, we should wait if someone wants to join us. > (Jast)
 < Fine. IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING POISONSHIT.
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SEARCHING FOR PLAYERS 3 AND 4...
PLAYER 3 FOUND
NAME: Lazro
PLAYER 4 FOUND
NAME: Poisonshot
BAD CHEMISTRY DETECTED WITH Revelian
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Their names are Lazro and Poisonshot. Poisonshot comes from a faraway place, and doesn't understand all of the basics of Common. Lazro lives in a shack.
 < Hello.
 < Hello each!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JINXED IT DIDN'T I? > 
I wonder what this is? > (Jast)
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WHAT IS BEHIND THE DOOR?
> A safe flies out of the door and smashes Poisonshot.
FUCK YES!! >
*Facepalm* > (Jast)
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Jast walks closer. Poisonshot remains dead. Revelian does a little dance while he waits.
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Jast walks through the door, discovering a big desert. Lazro and Revelian follow.
Where the actual fuck are we? >
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Alright, let's move to whatever that there is. > 
RANDOM ENCOUNTER
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Lazro uses HAIRPIN 1. It deals 14 HP damage to SAND JELLY.
Revelian uses SWORD 1. It deals 21 HP damage to SAND JELLY.
SAND JELLY was slain.
The party gained 50 XP.
Loot: Water Scroll, HP Vial.
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What the... How does that even work? > 
? < Are you the traders we've been expecting?
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