Nintendo Wii

Nintendo Wii is the name of some guy who ruled in Ancient Rome. It is also the name of a video shame console developed by Satoru Iwata and sold by Nintendo. It was originally going to be a car compacter, but Dora the Explorer made it burst into flames, and they had to start all over. When it was rebuilt, it was a shaming system that plays Wii and Shamecube shames.
The most popular feature about the Wii is the fact that the shames aren't violent like Halo 2. In fact, the only violent shames on the Wii are Call of Ducky: Modern Warfare 3, Wii Kill and Halo: Outta Reach. Wii is also evil, because it is a shaming system that requires you to get off of your lazy butt, and actually exercise while you play. To be even more cruel, the Wii controllers look like TV remotes, just to trick lazy people into using them.
The Nintendo Wii was first created in 2005, but then a rouge Xbox 360 killed all Wii consoles, and production was delayed until 2011 after a cure was found for Xbox Criminal Syndrome. The Wii was a big hit, despite the fact that it had rabies.
==Trivia==
*People LOVE to hack and mod these things. 
**My Wii (actually Wii U) is softmodded 
***There is even a wiki dedicated to hacking the Wii. You can read it here, but it’s not as good as UnAnything.
*This is SuperWiiBros08's favorite shaming console.
*Wii has the 2nd lowest UnRank out of all the guys and stuff in the UnUniverse. How low is this rank? -382,901,010,193,929,182,737.
*There were actually 2 revisions! One was st00pid called the Family Edition that took out Shamecube support and the Wii Mini Wii pas Family Man. Wii pas Family Man. Wii pas Family Man. Wii pas Family Man. Wii pas Family Man. Wii pas Family Man.
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