Screech's Woman

Screech's Woman is the fifth episode of season one of Saved by the Bell.
==Summary==
Zack decides that Screech is in desperate need of a girlfriend and sets about finding him one. However, when there isn't anyone willing, he dresses up as a girl and goes on a date with Screech, and has to act fast when Screech takes a liking to him.
==Cast==
*Mark-Paul Gosselaar as Zack Morris
*Mario Lopez as A.C. Slater
*Dustin Diamond as Screech Powers
*Lark Voorhies as Lisa Turtle
*Elizabeth Berkley as Jessie Spano
*Tiffani Thiessen as Kelly Kapowski
*Dennis Haskins as Richard Belding
==Guest Cast==
*Ed Alonzo as Max
==Quotes==
Screech: I think we are just insects, we live a bit and then die and that’s the lot. There’s no mercy in things. There’s not even a Great Beyond. There’s nothing.
Screech: I love you! I don't care about the Adam's apple or the deep voice or the man shoulders or the obviously fake boobs or the bad makeup job.
Zack (dressed as girl): Does my butt look big in this?