Blocky Bunch Civil War

The Blocky Bunch Civil War was a conflict where the Blocky Bunch split into two factions.
== History ==
The conflict started when Hank J. Wimbleton wanted to create his own gang, since he felt that the Blocky Bunch limited his true potential. Darwin Watterson, Steve, Homestar Runner, and Motos chose to side with Hank. Despite that, Ron, Pen, Eraser, Woody, Papyrus, Porky Minch, Bully Maguire, and Loser sided with Blocky, since they are trolls. And so, the war started. Chuck Norris didn't even know the war started until three days later, so he sided with Hank (since he thinks Blocky's pranks aren't legendary enough), and then the final battle commenced.
Some amount of battles later, Blocky and Berry have a final, EPIC anime battle. Due to being an undefeatable, Chuck Norris is WAAAY MOAR powerful than Blocky. However, Blocky used to power of pranking to quickly regenerate whenever he gets hurt. Daddy Chuck, knowing that Blocky will simply keep regenerating, shoots DIE from his eyes, ending the war.
Since Hank, Darwin, Homestar Runner, and Motos won the war (thanks to Chuck), they sent Ron, Papyrus, Porky Minch, Bully Maguire, and Loser to WaJail. Chuck got bored and blasted Hank, Darwin, Steve, and Motos with an earrape version of Masked Dedede, killing them, while Homestar Runner runs away in fear.
=== Aftermath ===
Hank's faction becomes the Hank Gang. Hank allows Homestar Runner to leave the Hank Gang. And finally, Homestar Runner rejoins the Blocky Bunch to help Blocky free his friends from WaJail.
== Trivia ==
*This is the second war that the Blocky Bunch fought in, the first war being the DeviantArt War.
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