Mark Hazel

== Overview ==
Mark Hazel is the New York City smog cloud.
== Detailed Biography ==
Mark Hazel introduces himself as a loving husband and proud father of two, but most people likely know him as the New York City smog that has recently descended throughout the region. Mark explains that he is 1,000 years old and from Canada, and after Matt asked him to be on the show, he decided to take a quick trip to NYC and Philadelphia to see Annie Get Your Hoagie, a popular play in Philadelphia.
Mark is upset about how the media has portrayed his presence, but he's happy to be visiting a state that cares less about pollution. He also notes that KOOP's lack of proper air filtration is helpful to him. His wife is Gloria Hazel and is general smog in Quebec. One of his daughters, Witch Hazel, is getting her post-grad degree in humanities. Mark goes to a therapist, who is the CA wildfires.
Dillon is curious where Mark was on January 6, but Mark assures him that he doesn't exist in January.
== Appearances ==
Dirty Mist