Piggy

Piggy is one of the scary L4D1 horror monsters that likes boo give people a SCARE in Left 4 Dead 1
The Piggy has an official theme song by Random Encounters.
== The scary Piggy song ==
I've got a shiver
Runnin' down my spine...
Trapped here with Piggy,
But she ain't no piggy of mine!
Cause her eyes are hauntingly dead and white...
Teeth that oughta stay out of sight...
Hair infested with fungal blight--
What a fright!
I could make an escape through the padlocked door,
But every step that I take on this creaky floor
Is making horrible squeaks that I can't ignore,
Or Piggy knows exactly where I am!
Piggy! Piggy! Elder foe!
How'd I get here? I don't know!
Can't we shake and make it so I can go?
Let me go!
I need a hammer,
And a couple keys...
I need to whisper,
Because I see Piggy's knees!
Air so thick with her dank perfume...
Fog that follows her 'round the room
Breath so close that I must assume
That I'm doomed...
She's got a keen set of ears like you won't believe,
And keeps a half dozen traps up her Piggy sleeve,
Besides a thick wooden bat to prevent my leave.
I wish she'd knit a quilt or play some bridge...
Piggy! Piggy! Right below!
She's a Hide-and- -Seeking pro!
Tracks you down by audio!
Why, hello... Let me go!
Piggy's in the hall!
Calling through the walls-
"Want to play hide and seek?"
Gotta run! Gotta hide!
Piggy's planning a big fright!
"Come and give your Piggy a kiss on the cheek!"
I just scared Piggy, Like it's Left 4 Dead.
But if she isn't, I'm sure she'll come scream off my head!
What could open up Piggy's door?
Why is this inside Piggy's drawer?
Where was Piggy right here before on the floor?
Now I'm stuck in her house, and she's out on the prowl
With her bat in her hand and a permanent scowl
On her rotted old face and she smells kinda foul,
Like a shambling sack of prunes!
Piggy! Piggy! Spreading woe
Everywhere that Piggy goes!
Racing, chasing to and fro even though
Piggy's too slow to catch me-
Piggy! Piggy! Well of woe!
Geriatric horror show!
Might have passed on long ago!
Let me go!
Let me go!