Slaanesh

"I see you brought your big chainsword. Turn it on for me, then we wont even need lube...." -Any Slaaneshi Daemon before attacking a Space Marine
== Introduction ==
Slaanesh is one of the four Chaos Gods and represents fun, torture, pain, sadism, having more then two boobs, Traps, music, joy, and sex.
== History ==
Spawned by the Eldars unrestrained, unquantifyable motherfucking, Slaanesh is the youngest of the Dark Gods and the only one still in good shape.
Since her birth he used her powers to bring beauty, joy and great music to all worlds she can reach....aswell as loud orgies and horrible torture.
Pleasure is his greatest goal and she wants to achieve it for himself aswell as for the entirety of humanity, because like violence always creates more violence, rape always creates more rape, even if its just dropping the soap in prison showers.
== Notable Events ==
Getting born violently while swallowing almost all Eldar Gods aswell as the majority of their souls and bodies.
Creating the Eye of Terror because the Daemons definitly needed a bigger hole to poke threw.
Doing naugthy things with Fulgrim and the Emperors sons.
Turning captured Space Wolfes into girls so my Marines can bang them
A lot of Warpfuckery
== Notable Allies ==
* Fulgrim (clone and original)
* The Emperors Children
* Some lewd Mechanicum
* Slaanesh Inquisitor
* Mister Tzeentch (boyfriend) 
* Society and culture
* The Emperor protects condoms
* Some Word Bearers horny for books 
* Booty bay
* Chaos Tentacles
* Tyranid Tentacles
* Imperial Tentacles
* Mechanicus Mecha Tentacles
* Some Weeabo Space Tentacles
* Weebway tentacles
* Inquisitor Pain (you torturing my followers is such a turn on)
* Sororitas 
* Chain Weapons
* Polyz 
== Notable Enemies ==
* The not so manly Man-Emperor (fuck my Ex (not literally))
* Chaistity belts
* Nurgle the fat fuck
* Khorne on his period (all the time)
* Some unpainted inquisitorial Knigths
* Some wierd Dead God
== Skills ==
Everybody that looks at her booty automaticaly loses their soul to Slaanesh and is forced to serve him untill the end of eternity.
Swallowing Eldar souls and geneseed.
Playing all kind of music to make your brain explode.
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