The Oilington Family

The Oilington Family are a bloodline of incredibly rich aristocratic people, who through their oil company control much of the economy. They are also the safe keepers of various Oil Relics within their Oil Cathedral, including the Oil Prophecies recorded on the Oil Tapestries. Normally quite benign if creepy, the family has been thrown into chaos within the past few years as a loose cannon has inherited the company, with unknowable and really fucking stupid intentions, most likely.
== Members ==
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The current head of the family, he is seemingly the prophecized "Oil One" who will bring out a new era of man. He is also likely completely insane, and is completely unknowable. Brandishing his own cursed energy that rivals that of the dark gods themselves, he is a maniac who spreads oil everywhere, literally and metaphorically. His powers over oil are unmatched, and he is the only currently known being that can freely pass in and out of The Oil Zone. He banished his father to The Oil Zone when he complained about OIIIIIILLINGTON spending all the oil money on more oil. The rich aristocratic family tries to stay on his good side to avoid retribution, but also believe they simply need to outlive the jester's rule to inherit the family fortune themselves, since OOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLIIINGTOON seems uninterested in producing an heir. They are right that no heir will come, but otherwise they are mistaken. No one can truly predict what will happen next, as long as OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLIIIIIVVVEEERRRRRR O. OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNGGGGTON is in power.
=== Daw Oilington ===
Daw is a goo girl who is also a pocket dimension. As the second daughter of OOOOOLLLLLLIIIIIIIIVVVVVVERRRRRRRR's oldest sibling, she is and has always been barely out of reach of inheriting the company. This has led her to grow up disillusioned to the family and their occult dealings, leading her to become more of a commoner stoner bro then another rich aristocrat to join the ranks. As such she's mostly ignored by the family and their politics, which is how Daw likes it. Generally she's pretty chill.
=== Tabitha Oilington ===
The oldest child of OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR's second oldest sibling, Tabitha is what one would call a "dream child". Piano player, violinist, and top of her class, Tabitha is set up to be the model child. Despite this she is ignored by her parents, who are too wrapped up in the business and the shadowy global and family politics of the family, causing her to start down a bit of a rebellious streak. In her neglect, she's developed her epithet to be incredibly powerful, able to instantly shrink people down to virtually any size. She uses this to collect various people from her favorite television show, Destruction Bench Agreement, to make her feel less lonely.
=== Samantha Oilington ===
The middle child of OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR's second oldest sibling, Samantha is ostracized and ignored by the rest of her family, even her siblings. It's unknown whether she was first neglected which made her deranged and creepy, or if she was just always weird and that caused her neglect, but either way she is now on the verge of becoming a full blown psychopath. Treated extremely poorly, she is virtually unable to socially interact with people, and has thus grown a strong bond/fascination to her "pet" rats she captures around the house. She frequently experiments on them, using her powers to slice them apart and stitch them back together with various cybernetic implants of her own design. She needs some therapy.
=== Vegas Oilington ===
The youngest child of OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR's second oldest sibling, Vegas is a gamer. Specifically, he's a game developer. Unlike many of the other people in the Oilington family, he doesn't give a single shit about his family or its politics. Instead, he is completely wrapped in the underground world of Gamers and their war against Society. He's basically living in another world at all times. His powers let him essentially "code" reality itself and bring things from video games, whether from other franchises or his own design, to life. He has a strong "friendly" rivalry with Gamer Gabby.
== Trivia ==
* The Oilington Family was never intended to exist and should be abolished from nirvana.
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