Shatterdome Product Testing

Product testing in the Shatterdome! 
==Merchandise==
===Figurines===
* Tartan!Diablo Intercept toy (comment on "Edan Reid")
* Vantablack!Vulcan Specter toy (comment on "Vulcan Specter")
* Silk Specter!Vulcan Specter toy (comment on "Vulcan Specter")
* Shaolin Specter magnetic playset ("Hand-in-hand")
===Clothes===
* Team Jaeger sports t-shirts ("Gurgle")
* Crimson Typhoon "Around Town" PJs ("Transfer of Command")
* Romeo Blue trainers ()
===Misc===
* Tacit Ronin cherry toothpaste ("Toilet Paper")
* Team Coyote Tango toiletries ("Toilet Paper")
* Striker Eureka squeaky missiles
* Cherno Alpha Russian Dress plushie ("The Office in Medical")
* Team Coyote Tango overnight bag ("'Mako' and Other 'M' Words")
===Food===
* Cherry Typhoon pop
* Danger Blue Raspberry slushie
* Cherno Apple 
===Bandages===
All Jaegers. Seen in: 
* Romeo Blue ("Lid")
* Crimson Typhoon ("You're Rangers Now!")
* Echo Saber ("Bet")
* Vulcan Specter ("Target")
==Meta==
From the email, "Koala Mittens". 
===Promotional===
I see one perhaps major issue: Gipsy Danger doesn't launch until July 2017.
I was gonna hand-wade and say it was a promotional/quality test thing but would that work two months in advance?
Yes, it would. :D
Especially since they'd probably be making a /ton of them, seeing as we're at the height of the Golden Age.
Alright then, initial hand-waving stands! Wonder how many Shatterdome employees are roped into product testing... 
===Testing===
Wonder how many Shatterdome employees are roped into product testing... 
And how many of them /love product testing! All the free toys for the kiddos! Free clothing! Etc.!
The days they try out fruit snack flavours is always interesting XD
Oh my god. 
And can you imagine the energy drinks?
===Energy Drinks===
And can you imagine the energy drinks?
Productivity jumps by 400%! 
As do visits to Medical! 
>dies laughing<
Come the morrow, the workday starts between 10-11am. Xiong's takes one look at the sluggish-ness of the poor folks poking at 'breakfast' and declares a 'Dome-wide stay of work. Groggy folk and heavy machinery's just not a good mix.
/Definitely a good idea. Last time she allows beverage testing in the 'Dome.
How bout stimulants, specifically? 'cause there could be Cherry Typhoon pop, Danger Blue Raspberry slushie... other things... 
Good point. Just uppers are banned, then. XD
===Products===
There could be Cherry Typhoon pop, Danger Blue Raspberry slushie... other things... 
Cherno Apple?
Cherno Apple is /brilliant. 
Might the PPDC host a casual 'interval' where employees are taken off the clock and asked to try PPDC-brand alcohol? I was gonna say 'casual Friday' but that begs the question of whether they get weekends off and if not, how are free days distributed (how many per week and the like). 
I would assume they'd /have to do something like that. Would be a great morale booster, too.
"Product Testing/Morale Day. No robots please." 
They just lock the hangar on those days. No one gets in.
As it turns out, there is no line in Portal that disallows robots anywhere. There isn't a line that allows them, either, but I still didn't capture the reference properly. Pfft. ('cause seriously, all this 'testing' we've been writing about has firmly entrenched my brain in the land of Aperture.)
Makes sense. Besides, the Aperture universe has been firmly linked to the PR verse since they cast Ellen McLain. It's only fair we keep up that connection.
I'll just have to get a better inventory of quotable stuff from the game *determined* 
>snork< I'm sure there's a list of memorable quotes on there on the interwebz.
Oh, there is. http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Category:Voice_lines
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
===Schedule===
I was gonna say 'casual Friday' but that begs the question of whether they get weekends off and if not, how are free days distributed (how many per week and the like).
Yeah, I don't wanna think about how scheduling works. I prefer waving my hands like Kermit.
Kermit hand-waving is a good idea XD
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