"Written In The Stars" Transcript

"Written In The Stars" is a Season 1 episode of Patrick!: The Series that first aired on Netflix Network in 2020.
== Transcript ==
[We start with Patrick in SpongeBob's pineapple, where he is hard at work]
PATRICK: "Voila!"
SPONGEBOB: "What am I looking at?"
PATRICK: "It's... my new book! The Epic Of Patrick. I'm gonna sell this and become a star!"
SPONGEBOB: "But you already are one."
PATRICK: "That's what I thought, too until Mr. Krabs wanted to make me one when I became sterile."
SPONGEBOB: "..."
1 Long Journey Later...
PATRICK: "Please, can you publish this?"
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "No. Now leave, there's actual talented writers waiting."
PATRICK: "Please? I'll be your best friend." [He starts blinking]
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "Ugh... fine. Then, will you leave me alone?"
PATRICK: "No, we're gonna have to be best friends, remember?"
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "Yeah, sure, best friends, now get out of here!"
[Patrick gets pushed out and is smiling]
The Next Day...
[Patrick wakes up in a mansion where quite literally everything is made of gold]
PATRICK: "Huh?"
BACKGROUND FISH: "Pa-trick! Pa-trick! Pa-trick!"
[Patrick hops out of his gold bed and slips on his gold slippers]
PATRICK: "What did I do wrong this time?!"
A BACKGROUND FISH: "When are you gonna write your next book?"
THE REST OF THE BACKGROUND FISH: "Yeah, when?"
PATRICK: Uh... well..."
A BACKGROUND FISH: "You don't know?"
THE REST OF THE BACKGROUND FISH: "Let's get him!"
PATRICK: "No, wait! The new book will be..." [He turns around and sees the background fish staring at him]
"The... Epic Of Patrick II: The... Next One."
BACKGROUND FISH: [They stare at him for a little bit] "... YEAH! Pa-trick! Pa-trick! Pa-trick!"
[We cut to SpongeBob, ringing the doorbell of Patrick's new house]
PATRICK: "Hey, can't you see I'm busy? Nifty, can you check who it is?"
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "Sure thing, Mr. Star."
PATRICK: "Well, who is it?"
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "It's your friend Spongeboy."
PATRICK: "SPONGEBOB?!" [His eyes light up]
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "Yeah, SpongeBob, whatever..."
PATRICK: "Let him in!"
PUBLISHER NIFTY HUNKYDORY: "Right away, sir!"
SPONGEBOB: "Hello? Patrick?"
PATRICK: "Hi, SpongeBob!"
SPONGEBOB: "Hey, ever since you got that book published, you kind of stopped acting like yourself."
PATRICK: "What do you mean?"
SPONGEBOB: "Well, you've been working all day and night. Do you realize you've made exactly 76 books without eating or sleeping in only 3 days?"
PATRICK: "You did the math? Uh... Security!"
[Security literally teleports in]
SECURITY: "You're comin' with us, SpongeBuddy"
SPONGEBOB: "SpongeBob."
SECURITY: "Whatever."
[Patrick then puts his head down while the song "Imagine" by John Lennon is playing]
[The song stops and a lightbulb goes off in Patrick's brain]
PATRICK: "I should make a bad book so I'll stop being famous! Yeah, that's what I'll do!
The Next Day...
[Patrick wakes up in his rock]
PATRICK: "It worked!"
[He leaps outside and starts running to SpongeBob in a very dramatic way and so does SpongeBob]
SPONGEBOB: "Patrick!"
PATRICK: "SpongeBob!"
[They hug]
PATRICK: "I missed you, buddy!"
SPONGEBOB: "You wanna go jellyfishing?"
PATRICK: "Can Squidward join?"
SPONGEBOB: "Yeah, that sounds like a great idea! He loves us!"
[Credits Roll]
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