Tea with Tree

This is the second episode of The Adventures of House and Bird
==Transcript==
House: hi bird
Bird: yo wassup gangsta!
House: have you noticed there's two trees next to us?
Bird: nope, never.
House: let's go talk to them!
[House and Bird walk up to Tree]
Tree: hi, I'm tree!
House and Bird: very creative name
Tree: thanks! Hey wanna eat?
House: sure I can do with some grub
Bird: yea I'll have a salad
Tree: WHAT THE F*CK YOU CANNIBAL WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO EAT MY KIND?
Bird: chill I meant an egg salad
Tree: oh then that's okay
House: but now you're eating your own kind
Bird: survival of the fittest pal.
Tree: what'll you eat, House?
House: I'll have a kilo of bricks thanks
Tree: dinner is served!
Bird: looks yummy, hey wants that green sauce on our food?
House: THAT'S POISON RUN AWAY
Tree: oh but I wanted to be like that sweet but psycho girl, oh btw you're both on my assassination list now I will not stop until you're dead!
House and Bird: but what did we do to you?
Tree: nothing I'm just a psychotic drug dealer and serial killer!
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