Fit, Fat, or Pat

Fit, Fat, Or Pat is episode 1A in Sponge-Revue (TSRC) and is the first episode in the entire series. The sister episode to this one is Pineapple Peril! . In this episode, Patrick - with the help of Spongebob - tries his hands at physical activity.
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== Characters (Order by appearance) ==
Spongebob Squarepants
Patrick Star
Tyler Carpman (Debut)
Eugene H. Krabs (cameo)
Patrick's Conscience
Patrick's Conscience's Conscience (Debut)
Patrick's Conscience's Conscience's Conscience (Debut)
Goofy Goober Waiter
Tough Fish
Gary the Snail (cameo)
Realistic Fish Head
== Transcript ==
(Episode starts off with a shot of Spongebob and Patrick sitting on a bench facing a road in Downtown Bikini Bottom. This is where Tyler Carpman - a famous athlete - would be making his appearance.)
Spongebob: Ohhh, I can't wait, Patrick. Tyler Carpman will be here any second now!
Patrick: Who, now?
Spongebob: Tyler Carpman. He's the most athletic athlete in all of athletics and athleticism alike.
Patrick: Oh, gosh he sounds cool! I wonder if he's an athlete.
(Spongebob doesn't respond. He's instead shown to be looking in the opposite direction, trying to see if Tyler Carpman is coming.)
Patrick: I guess it depends.
Spongebob: Ooh! Patrick! He's here! He's here! He's really here!
Patrick: He is? Oh! Oh! I have so many questions to ask him! I-I need to know if he's an athlete or not!
(Patrick gets up and runs towards Tyler, Spongebob runs after Patrick.)
Spongebob: Wait up, Patrick!
(A large crowd of fans form around Tyler, Spongebob and Patrick join the crowd. Spongebob approaches Tyler with an awed expression.)
Spongebob: Tyler! Oh my gosh I can't believe I'm finally meeting you! You wouldn't believe how long I've been pumpin' iron to get muscles like yours!
(Tyler lifts up Spongebob's arm. But upon close inspection, he realizes that Spongebob has no muscle and that his arm is flimsy. He soon lets go of his arm.)
Spongebob: Why, I'd say in a week or so, I could move on from lifting the old bunny plush weights. My next big step is to try to lift the spoon for my cereal!
Tyler: Well, just keep going forward, kid. And never give up!
(Spongebob swoons so hard he bursts. Patrick approaches Tyler awkwardly and shyly. He looks up nervously.)
Tyler: Hey, kid! What's up?
Patrick: Hey, Tyler. So, uh, I've been wondering for a while now… Uh… I… Come on brain, spit it out!
(Patrick's head catches fire suddenly. A fire alarm could be heard faintly in the background.)
Patrick: (Disappointed) Barnacles.
Tyler: You know, kid. It seems as though you're struggling with your speech - I-I mean, doing something you wanna do. But to that I say: (Inspirational music and the Bikini Bottom flag is shown in the background.) let nothing stand in your way of doing the things you want to do! DO WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR YOU! (Trumpets and an applause can be heard in the background. Everything turns back to normal.) And about your speech, kid, I'd get that checked.
Patrick: Whoa… Are you an athlete?
(Patrick is then pushed over by a horde of fans. He falls and gets up. He sweeps the pebbles off his body. Spongebob approaches him.)
Spongebob: Wow, isn't he the greatest?
Patrick: Yeah, he sure is a cool gu- (a rock falls on his head.) Ow! Yeesh, how much do those fans like that guy? Wait, hang on… (the word "inspiration" is written crudely on the rock.)
Spongebob: Come on, Pat. How about an ice cream? (The shot quickly zooms out to show that Patrick is no longer next to Spongebob.) Patrick? Where are you? Did you have another accident? (Spongebob glances in the opposite direction. He sees Patrick running for home.) Huh?
Patrick: Not this time, Spongebob! The inspiration rock has struck me!
Spongebob: (Puzzled) I don't understand that guy sometimes.
(Bubble wipe to the next scene. Patrick is shown at home pacing back and forth.)
Patrick: Man, Tyler is so cool! I wanna be like him. I wanna be fit and active like him. But how does one be as cool as he is?
(Patrick thinks about what Tyler has said to him. Tyler appears in a thought bubble next to Patrick.)
Tyler: (In thought bubble) Let nothing stand in your way of doing the things you want to do! DO WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR YO-
Patrick: (Kicks thought bubble away.) Barnacles! I can’t think with the sound of my thoughts! I need help from a guy whose fit… Larry? Nah, he’s probably not fit. Mr. Krabs? No, he’s only fit cuz’ he’s sweaty.
Mr. Krabs: (Above ground) I heard that!
Patrick: Oh I know! I’ll ask Patrick for help! ...Wait a minute.
Spongebob: Pat! There you are, I’ve been looking all over for you! I thought I’d never find you again!
Patrick: Spongebob, I’ve been under my rock for the past five minut-
Spongebob: Anyway, I came to ask if you wanted an ice cream!
Patrick: Oh sure thing! (Patrick’s Conscience climbs up onto his shoulder. He slaps him hard.)
Patrick’s Conscience: Patrick! You want to be fit, don’t you? Well, if you wanna be fit, you’re gonna have to stop having ice cream and start exercising more.
Patrick: Exercising more? No more ice cream!? I never agreed to this!
Patrick’s Conscience: Well I never agreed to be your conscience.
(Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience climbs onto Patrick’s Conscience’s shoulder. He slaps him hard.)
Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience: Come on, Patrick’s Conscience! Don’t be so hard on him! He hasn’t even started his, uhh… Wait what is he even doing anyway?
(The camera pans to show Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience’s Conscience on Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience’s shoulder.)
Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience’s Conscience: You ding dong he’s on a road to being fit! Let him handle it the way he wants to-
Patrick’s Conscience's Conscience: He’s on a road? Tell him to move aside! He could get hit by a boat!
(The camera zooms back out on Patrick. Patrick is paranoid.)
Patrick: I'm gonna get hit by a boat?
Spongebob: Patrick, who exactly are you talking to?
Patrick: Nuhh, I don’t know!
Spongebob: It’s ok, Pat. Just breathe in and out and forget this all happened.
Patrick: Ugh, Spongebob, I wanna be fit like Tyler Carpman. That’s why I sounded as though I was having a mental crisis earlier.
Spongebob: You wanna be fit, huh? Well, I think I know what you need, Patrick. Come with me.
Patrick: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Bubble wipe to the next scene in Sponegbob’s house.)
Spongebob: Ok Pat. First, you must get into appropriate clothing for working out.
Patrick: (Focus on Patrick.) So I guess I won't be needing this tuxedo? Darn I've been wanting to use this thing for a while now. (The camera pans to show Spongebob wearing a leotard and a headband.) Whoa! You're not Spongebob!
Spongebob: (Laughs) Of course I’m Spongebob silly! (Spongebob pulls out a leotard.) Now put these on.
Patrick: Sorry, my mom told me not to talk to strangers that magically appear next to me. Also how do you know my name?
Sponegbob: Pat, it’s me! Spongebob! Now get into these please.
Patrick: My mom told me to not accept leotards from strangers that refer to themselves as Sponegbob either! But man, I could use another leotard for my collection!(Patrick snatches the leotard out of Spongebob’s hand) Give it here!(Patrick enters the changing room.) Ugh, wow this thing is really tight on me! (When he exits, the back of Patrick’s body - including his butt - is shown in the tight leotard. More skin is showing than leotard.) How do I look? (Spongebob’s eyes melt off their sockets. He’s traumatized as to what he’s seen.)
Spongebob: You’re better off in your underwear.
(Transition to Spongebob’s training room. The shot is inside the training room, facing the door of which Spongebob and Patrick are entering by.)
Spongebob: Come on, Pat! This is my training room! (The door closes behind him.)
Patrick: (Muffled behind the door.) Training room!? (Patrick bursts through the door, breaking it to pieces.) YAY! (Spongebob is hit by one of the flying pieces of wood. He falls onto the ground. Spongebob is then shown to have a small brown line on his forehead. Spongebob turns slightly and realizes that it’s actually a large piece of wood jammed into his forehead.)
Spongebob: Hm, wonder how that got there. (Spongebob pulls it out and throws it away, but he ends up throwing it onto Patrick’s belly, the large piece of wood is ricocheted back at Spongebob.) AAAAHHHH! (Spongebob tries to dodge, but the piece of wood goes right through Spongebob’s forehead, removing his brain. The large piece of wood flies right through the wall, creating a big hole, and then flies out of Spongebob’s yard. A shot of Spongebob looking out of the giant hole in the wall is shown. The piece of wood keeps tumbling and tumbling until it’s out of sight.) Aw barnacles, not again!
Patrick: Hey, Spongebob! Can I use this weird assembly line machine thing to work out? (Patrick points at the treadmill.)
Spongebob: (Spongebob is shown running out of his house through the large hole in the wall.) Sure thing, Pat. I gotta get my brain back. This is the fourth time this has happened this week!
Patrick: (A shot is shown outside of Spongebob’s house. Patrick is shown shouting from the large hole.) Good to know! (Patrick approaches the treadmill. He gets on.) Ok, ok ok ok ok. How do I work this thing? Where’s the on button? (The treadmill is shown to have tons of complicated buttons.) Nuuhhh, I don’t speak treadmill! (Patrick smashes the buttons on the treadmill. The treadmill starts up.) Hey what the- (The speed is normal at first.) Hey, this isn’t too bad. I might get myself one of these conveyor exercise things! (The treadmill gets increasingly faster.) Whoa, this thing seems to be going faster, huh? (Patrick chuckles nervously. Patrick starts to run faster, he’s panting and sweating hard. The treadmill goes even faster, Patrick is shown scurrying and struggling to keep up. The heavy metal song from Pre-Hibernation Week is heard in the background.) WHO TURNED THE FAST ON!? WHAT SETTING IS THIS EVEN!? (The screen on the treadmill showing statistics and current speed changes into large red text with the words: “MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE ENABLED”. A robotic voice could be heard saying that. Patrick is scared.) Oh dear Neptune. (A shot of the outside of Sponegbob’s house is shown.) AAAAHHHHHH!!!! (The screen shakes.)
(Bubble wipe to the next scene. Spongebob is shown walking through the big hole in the wall. He puts his brain back into his head.)
Spongebob: Hey Pat, how’s the exercise going? You wouldn’t believe what I had to go through to get my brain ba- (A large shadow of Patrick is shown over Spongebob. Spongebob is in awe.) GREAT NEPTUNE!
Patrick: (Close up to Patrick’s face.) Spongebob, I’m scared. (Zoom out to show Patrick’s entire body. Patrick is shown to be three times the height than usual. Patrick is also shown to be buff and have large pecs.) Why are these bumps on my body?
Spongebob: (In awe) P-P-Pat. You’re… (Close up on mouth.) Buff!
Patrick: I’m buff!? Whoa!! ...Is that good?
Spongebob: It most certainly is, Pat!
Patrick: Oh ok, I was worried for a second there.
Spongebob: Now that you’ve finished your training for the day, let’s have an ice cream!
Patrick: (Close up on Patrick’s face) Uhh, not gonna lie, Spongebob. With these new muscles, I suddenly don’t really feel like i- (The camera zooms out to show the two of them suddenly at Goofy Goobers. Spongebob and Patrick are shown to be wearing their Goofy Goober hats.) Wait how did we get here?
Spongebob: OOOH!! Here comes our sundaes! (Spongebob holds his utensils with his fists. He bangs them on the table excitedly.)
Goofy Goober Waiter: (Unenthusiastically) Your goober-berry sunrises sir. Have a gooberific day.
Sponegbob: Everyday is a gooberific day at Goofy Goobers!
Goofy Goober Waiter: (Sarcastically) Yeah, sure. (Walks away.)
Spongebob: Let’s chow down, Pat! (Spongebob eats his sundae quickly and messily. Ice cream flies everywhere. Some ice cream falls on the side of Patrick’s face.)
Patrick: Sorry, Spongebob. I know you mean well and all, but I’m just not in the mood for ice cream all of a sudden.
Spongebob: (Spongebob’s stunned and puzzled as to what Patrick said.) You don’t want ice cream!? That’s really unlike you to turn down such a yummy treat!
Patrick: Honestly, I’m more in the mood for power shakes!
Spongebob: (Puzzled) Power shakes?
Patrick: Yeah! (Patrick pulls out a huge tub of raw protein powder and a large cup. He slams the tub of protein powder onto the table loudly. He puts the sundae into the cup. Patrick grabs a large amount of protein powder and puts it into the cup. Patrick also grabs a huge chunk of ice and suplexes it, breaking it into little pieces. Patrick ends up hitting a waiter with the ice chunk as well by accident. He then pours a 10L carton of almond milk all at once. He then caps the cup and vigorously shakes it. His power shake is complete.) Now how does that look? (Patrick shows Spongebob the shake.)
Spongebob: Oooh, may I? (Spongebob takes out his goofy goober straw. He realizes it’s too short to reach into the cup, so he stretches it out, but it ends up all curly. He straightens it out by swiftly moving it like a whip. A whip sound can be heard.)
Random Fish: Ow!
Spongebob: (Spongebob takes a sip. At first he’s pleased, but he slowly gets more disgusted. He doesn’t like it.) Blech! That’s gross! What’s in it, dirty gym socks?
Patrick: Haha, funny you should menti-
Spongebob: Well, I guess I just don’t like power shakes.(Shrugs) Eh, what are ya gonna-
Tough Fish 1 : (Appears behind Spongebob.) WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!? (Spongebob screams. The shot changes to the chimney of goofy goober party boat. He ends up being kicked out through the chimney. He flies into the roof of his own house, making a big hole in his bedroom. He lands onto his bed, back first.) 
Spongebob: Wow, guess this whole “getting fit” thing changed Pat up a whole lot, huh Gary? 
Gary: Mow?
Spongebob: Oh right you don’t have a role in this story. (Loud footsteps can be heard. The ground shakes so hard that Spongebob falls out of bed.) GOOD NEPTUNE IT’S THE APOCALYPSE! (He looks out the window and sees Parick heading to Mussel Beach.) Oh wait, it’s just Pat! (Laughs) Might as well see what he’s up to. (Spongebob runs out of his house to greet Patrick) Hey Pat! Where ya headed?
Patrick: Oh just down to Goo Lagoon. Wanna tag along?
Spongebob: (Ecstatic) Would I!?
(Bubble wipe to the next scene at Goo Lagoon. Spongebob and Patrick are walking along the shore. The camera is facing them)
Spongebob: So Pat, where are we pitching the umbrella?
Patrick: (Points to the screen.) That looks like a good spot!
Spongebob: Out there? Pat, that’s an entirely different dimension.
Patrick: No, silly, there! (Patrick points to the front again, but a little to the left this time. Patrick is pointing to Mussel Beach. Buff people are shown lifting weights and flexing from a distance.)
Spongebob: M-Mu-Mussel Beach?! That place intimidates me!
Patrick: What’s wrong? Chicken?
Spongebob: Uhh… (A chicken can be heard. But the camera zooms out to show a chicken wading across the shore and then offscreen.) Wait how can he survive… Ugh, forget it, I’ll just find another place to pitch my umbrella.
Patrick: (Shrugs) Suit yourself. (Walks away with his towel and umbrella.)
Spongebob: Ok, let’s see if there’s a spot anywhere. (Spongebob takes a closer look to see if there are any spots left on the beach. But he can’t seem to find any.) Barnacles! Oh hey! Look at that! There’s plenty of space over the-OOH MY NEPTUNE! (Spongebob sees a sign reading: “Birthday suit beach. Proceed with extreme caution.” Spongebob gulps.) Well, whatever works. (Spongebob nervously enters the “birthday suit beach.” He walks offscreen.)
Patrick: Hey buff boys! What’s shakin’?
Tough fish 2: (Approaches Patrick. He puts his arm around Patrick.) Hey Newbie! You ready?
Patrick: Wait is something going on?
Tough fish 2: Naw, the only thing going on is the annual tough guy expo contest extraordinaire! Are ya ready!?
Patrick: (Nervously.) No?
Tough Guy 2: Whuzzat?
Patrick: I mean, yeah! I’ve never been more ready in my entire life! Haha… (Distressed and talking to himself quietly.) Great Neptune, what have I gotten myself into!? I’ve been here for two seconds and now this!?
Tough Guy 2: Alright, see ya ‘round, newbie! Gotta go flex my awesome muscles to people who don’t have muscles! (He runs offscreen. Hard flexing could be heard offscreen.)
Patrick: Maybe I shouldn’t have gotten fit in the first place…
Tyler: What’s that, kid?
Patrick: (Embarrassed.) Oh hey there! It’s Tyler Carpman, right?
Everyone on Mussel beach: TYLER CARPMAN!?
Everyone on the regular beach: TYLER CARPMAN!?
Person in the porta-potty: (Bursts out with his pants down and with toilet paper still on his behind.) TYLER CARPMAN!?
Tyler: Haha, the one and only! (A large crowd forms around Tyler. Patrick is sandwiched between multiple fans of Tyler. He’s uncomfortable, obviously.)
Patrick: Uh oh, my claustrophobia is kicking in! (Scared.) LEMME OUT! (Patrick tries to escape, but he can’t.) Fishpaste!
(Bubble wipe to the next scene, with a realistic fish head announcing the contest at hand.)
Realistic Fish Head: Hello everyone of Bikini Bottom to the annual tough guy expo contest extraordinaire! I’m a realistic fish head, and this edition of the tough guy expo contest extraordinaire will be something! That’s for sure!
Patrick: Uhh...
Tyler: What’s wrong?
Patrick: Well I was thinking. Why are you the only slim and skinny one here? Aren’t you supposed to be strong and strong and buff for this?
Tyler: Oh, contraire! (Tyler rips off his shirt. He grows to twice the size, and he is shown to have pecs and a six pack.)
Patrick: GOOD NEPTUNE!!!
Tyler: Pretty cool, huh?
Patrick: Well, it won’t be so bad. I’ll just be eliminated in the first round and that’ll be that, right?
French narrator: Many vigorous strength challenges later.
Patrick: Well, I guess not.
Realistic Fish Head: We’re here at the final challenge for the tough guy expo contest extraordinaire! (A shot of Patrick and Tyler in front of two oversized weights is shown.) The final challenge is the thousand pound squared weight lift! And as you know, one thousand squared is a big, big number. But will the muscles of our final two contestants, Patrick Star and Tyler Carpman, be bigger? We’ll just have to see! Whoever lifts the weights all the way up first wins!
Patrick: Ok, I can do this. (Patrick takes a deep breath, spits onto his hands, cracks his knuckles, stretches out, brushes his teeth, and finally gets a hold of the weight. Patrick tries with all his might to lift it. He starts to sweat, a lot. Way too much. But then suddenly, he pulls something.) AAHHH! (In pain.) I pulled something. (Patrick flops down on the ground, weak with pain. He also ends up landing on a large rock.) Mommy? (The audience is murmuring.)
Realistic Fish Head: Uh, oh. Looks like Patrick is hurt! Well that must be a big bummer for him, he may not have a chance of winning. But if he could just get up he could- Great Barrier Reef! Tyler has already lifted the weight while I’ve been babbling like the idiot I am! (Patrick is surprised. A shot of Tyler lifting the heavy weight is then shown.) Tyler is the winner!
Spongebob: (Spongebob is shown running from a distance without clothes.) AAAAHHHHHH!!! Patrick!
Patrick: (Looks over.) Spongebob! You’ve come to help me up? Wait where are your clothes?
Spongebob: Pat, remind me to never go to that part of the beach again!
Patrick: Wait I have to remind you to not go to the birthday suit bea-?
Spongebob: Now here, (Spongebob grabs Patrick's hand and tries to help him off the ground.) let’s leave before I’m caught naked!
Realistic Fish Head: What’s this? (Spongebob and Patrick turn to look up towards the fish head’s tower where he’s announcing the games.) It looks as though naked piece of cheese has run to help Patrick get up! (Cut to the realistic fish head) Who knew a piece of solidified sea-milk could be so helpful? Also, this is brought to you by Old Man Jenkins’ farm, providing you with all the cheese you can eat!
Spongebob: Come on, Pat, let’s get out of this nuthouse. (Spongebob lifts Patrick up. They both walk offscreen.)
(Bubble wipe to Spongebob and Patrick walking home. Spongebob has his hand over Patrick.)
Spongebob: Gee, it’s too bad you lost whatever you were doing. I would’ve been there cheering you on!
Patrick: Thanks, buddy. It’s too bad you still don’t have your pants.
Spongebob: (Spongebob looks down, he screams.) AAAAHHHH! (Spongebob runs the opposite direction towards Goo Lagoon.) I forgot my pants at the bea- (Spongebob stops mid-way.) Hang on. (He runs back to where he was in reverse. A rewind sound effect can be heard. He points at a giant rock Patrick got jammed in his head earlier.) How long did you have that rock jammed in your head?
Patrick: Oh this? I must’ve gotten this when I fell down earlier. Here, I’ll remove it. (Upon removing it, Patrick goes flying around like a balloon.) Whooooaaaaaa!!!! (Patrick lands on Spongebob with a loud bang. He looks around his body and soon realizes his muscles are deflated.) Barnacles! Well, there goes my buff physique. (Spongebob gets up from under him.)
Spongebob: (Surprised.) Oh Patrick! Where did your muscles go!? (Spongebob checks Patrick’s arm and his legs.)
Parrick: My muscles are gone?
Spongebob: Well, since everything is back to normal, wanna do a little something together?
Patrick: Uhh, well I was hoping to make a power shake back at home, feel free to join me! (Patrick runs away, leaving Spongebob all by his lonesome. The camera zooms out far from Spongebob.)
Spongebob: I’m cold.
END
== Deleted scenes: ==
Spongebob: Ok, so part 1 of fitness 101 is to be one with yoga.
Patrick: Slow down, Spongebob. I can’t handle all these ones. 
Spongebob: Sorry Pat, that must’ve been TWO much for you. (Laughs.)
Patrick: Why did I agree to this?
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(Transitions to the next scene. Spongebob and Patrick are sitting on yoga mats and are ready to go.)
Spongebob: Ok, Pat. First let’s start off with some simple yoga poses. Like this. (Gets into the bridge pose. Or a push up position.) This is called the bridge!
Patrick: Uh, I don’t know Spongebob. Looks kinda hard.
Spongebob: Just take your time Pat. I’ve got all day. (Patrick closely examines Spongebob’s current position. He looks all around his body, using tools like a ruler, a protractor, a compass, some measuring tape and a spirit level to examine his position. He sits down on a desk with glasses and a tie and takes down study notes in a book. Patrick’s expression then lightens up.
Patrick: I figured it out!
Spongebob: (Gasp) Really?
Patrick: Oh, w-wait. Not yet. (He then proceeds to pull out a high powered telescope to examine him. He then  pulls out a book, “The art of sea yoga”. But behind it is a Mermaidman Comic.) Oh wait we're still doing this?
Spongebob: Come on Pat, my arms are starting to give out!
Patrick: Well… I guess I could try doing it. But I don’t think I have enough info to-
Spongebob: (Mad) Just do it!
Patrick: Ok! Ok! (Patrick is very nervous. He starts to sweat. He lies down on his stomach, puts his hands on the ground, and starts to push upward.) Nnngh! This is… So… Hard… 
Spongebob: Come on, Pat! You can do it! Push it! Push it! Push it!
Patrick: I don’t wanna push it! You just cleaned the floors! (Tyler’s words go through his head.)
Tyler: (In Patrick’s head) Let nothing stand in your way of doing the things you want to do! DO WHAT YOU THINK IS BEST FOR YOU! (Upon hearing this in his head. Patrick is confident and determined to do the yoga position.) 
Patrick: I… Must… Do what’s best for… (Patrick finally does the bridge. A nice shot of Patrick doing the bridge is shown.) MEEEEE!!!!
Spongebob: Oh thank Neptune! Uh, I mean, great job, Pat!
Patrick: I did it? Yay! What’s next?
Spongebob: Well, not yoga. That’s for sure.
Patrick: Oh ok. (A couple of seconds pass by.)
Spongebob: Uh, Patrick. Why can’t you get up?
Patrick: (Distressed) I-I don’t know! I think I’m stuck like this forever!
Spongebob: (Laughs) It’s ok Pat, you just gotta-
Patrick: No Spongebob I’m stuck like this! I-I can’t move!
Spongebob: Uh oh. That’s not good! Here lemme give you a ha-(Spongebob lifts Patrick up. Patrick is still in the push up position even when standing up.) Whoa. This is worse than I thought! But this is no big deal. I’m sure it’ll wear off soon.
Patrick: It better because I have to go, badly!
== Trivia ==
* This episode idea was thought up sometime in 2019 alongside other old ideas BlueRevue had.
* This is among one of BlueRevue's oldest episode ideas, spanning all the way back to his first ever list of fanmade episode ideas.
* This episode was revealed on April, 21st, 2020
* This is the first ever Sponge-Revue (TSRC) episode.
* The title card music for this episode is the same as Jolly Lodgers
*The original title for this episode was "Fit, Fat, or Patrick"
*This episode also had a previous title card with the initial name
Datsmr2-13c1cf5a-ded6-4ddf-b74e-cec701c6550f (1).jpg|The original Fit, Fat or Pat title card
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