SpongeBob Has AIDS

SpongeBob Has AIDS is the 80th episode of wait wut. and the 5th episode of the 5th season.
== Transcript ==
SpongeBob: Patrick, I have AIDS.
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
SpongeBob: PATRICK! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
Patrick: I'm sorry SpongeBob, it's just that... AIDS is funny!
SpongeBob: Patrick! AIDS is a very serious chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by the human immunodeficiency virus!
Patrick: The what?
SpongeBob: HIV! You know, the sexually transmitted infection, or STI?
Patrick: Ohhhh. That sounds bad, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: It is! It can also be spread by contact with infected blood and from illicit injection drug use or sharing needles.
Patrick: Oh no bro! I don't want to get AIDS, SpongeBob! Is there anything I can do to help?
SpongeBob: Well there's no cure for HIV/AIDS, but medications can control the infection and prevent progression of the disease. 
Patrick: Oh, that's good. But what can I do to stop myself from getting AIDS?
SpongeBob: That's easy! You can use strategies such as abstinence (not having sex), never sharing needles, and using condoms the right way every time you have sex.
Patrick: Wow! That is such good advice!
SpongeBob: I know! The doctor said I only have a week left to live however.
Patrick: wait wut
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