Potentially and Realistically

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the 
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother 
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask 
your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, 
and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million 
dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad 
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that 
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad 
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would 
sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with 
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million 
bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The boy replied, "Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three 
million dollars, but 'realistically', we're living with two hookers 
and a future congressman."
Category:Parenting Humor
Category:Sexual