I Never Harmed an Onion

Rowlf the Dog sang "I Never Harmed an Onion" as the UK Spot on episode 104 of The Muppet Show. The song is full of puns such as "Once I saw a salad dressing," "I've also whipped cream and beaten an egg," and the titular "I've never harmed an onion, so why do they make me cry?"
Rowlf later performed the song at the Just for Laughs festival in 2012.
==Releases==
;Audio
*Ol' Brown Ears is Back (1993)
;Video
*It's the Muppets: More Muppets, Please! (1993)
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Category:Muppet Songs
Category:Muppet Show Songs