A Hollywood Film

A Hollywood Film is the second Fanon SpongeBob SquarePants episode written by Aeyen The Lobster, after Seaweed Farms. In this episode, Patrick develops a strange new kink after he and SpongeBob stumbled into the wrong movie theater.
When this episode aired, it caused an audience of traumatized children, with the other half of it's viewers being intrigued, either way the futures of those kids are screwed.
== Plot ==
The episode begins with SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star going to Reef Cinema to watch the new film, Goofy Goober: The Movie, sure that movie received negative reviews, with Goofy Goober being voiced by that generic Shawn Mendes and him singing tons of shitty modern pop songs, but that wasn't enough to stop the two friends from viewing the movie and having a good time. However, on their way to the theater, a group of cool ass fish in the theater notice SpongeBob and Patrick, and call them losers for being adults watching a kids film, they then realize they forgot which theater the movie was playing in, and the cool ass fish tell them to go into the wrong theater, and so instead of going into a theater to watch Goofy Goober: The Movie, they watch the NC-17 rated Netflix Marilyn Monroe fictional biography, Blonde. 
In the theater, SpongeBob and Patrick are weirdened by how much adults are in it, and Patrick notices white "gum" all over the back seats, and picks one off to chew it. Before the film starts, it shows a teaser showing the creators thoughts while writing the film, Joyce Carol Oates, the one who wrote the book the film is based on, said "When Marilyn Monroe died I was saddened, she lived her entire life getting exploited by Hollywood, and so out of respect, I wrote a fictional biography on her where she gets raped fifty times", and then Ana de Armas, the one who portrayed Marilyn Monroe, said "Like, oh my god, I had so much fun acting in this film, like, I wanted to do a Marilyn Monroe themed photoshoot, but this was sooooo much betterrrrr." SpongeBob and Patrick sit confused, until the film starts playing, and SpongeBob and Patrick proceed to sit through the three hours of constant gratuitous sex. As they leave the movie theater, SpongeBob and Patrick didn't know they watched the movie, and SpongeBob says "That was the best surreal comedy film i've ever seen, there was JFK having sex, a fetus talking after being aborted, you can't make this shit up! What did you think Patrick?" Patrick says "I have this weird feeling now, I might have to sit home for a while..."
Later at home, Patrick can't fall asleep without thinking of the gratuitous sex scenes in the movie, and wonders what his hard to describe feeling is. A fetish flag then comes to life and says "Patrick, i've known what you've gone through, while you were watching that movie, you just so happened to gain your sexual awakening! My name is the flag teacher, and I can teach you all about fetishes." The flag teacher sings to Patrick about how he had gained a fetish from watching that film, and the flag teacher says "Patrick Star, your new fetish is ra-, I mean, non-consentual love!" Patrick wants to know more about his fetish, and the flag teacher says that watching the film Blonde was only scratching the surface, and he proceeds to show Patrick a playlist of films even more extreme, including Human Centipede, Salo, A Serbian Film, and every other fucked up disturbing exploitation film you could think of.
The next day, after having binge-watched all those films, Patrick comes to the Krusty Krab in new attire, wearing underwear he stole from his mom's dresser, and a medallion of Milos from A Serbian Film, Patrick is looking for a new girlfriend, and he found one, that being Jennifer-Millie, who he found on Tinder because no smart human being would want to date him after finding him in real life. Patrick goes on a date with her in the Krusty Krab, and decides to bring her Goofy Goober's for dessert. In there, Patrick makes sure that Jennifer eats a lot of the ice cream, he eats some too, after Jennifer eats too much, she passes out drunk on the floor just as Patrick wanted, and Patrick readies himself for her by stripping naked. Patrick is then caught by the security at Goofy Goober's, almost being kicked out. Before that can be done so, he pulls out his gun and says "Don't you fucking kinkshame me!" and proceeds to shoot everybody in Goofy Goober's, including Jennifer-Millie.
It is later reported on the News that "34 People Dead in Mass Murder at Ice Cream Parlor", SpongeBob sees this on the Krusty Krab's television and gets immediately worried, as he knew that Patrick was there. When he arrives, he sees Patrick walking out of Goofy Goober's drunk with a blood-covered gun, Patrick says "Eh, i'm already bored of this kink, come to think of it, watching Blonde and all those other exploitation films just driven it into the ground." SpongeBob then says "Patrick, you shouldn't be carrying a gun on you", and they both laugh. However, SpongeBob is still concerned about Patrick, and so he gives him a body pillow of Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid to satisfy him as being a "normal" kink. As SpongeBob leaves Patrick's house, Patrick turns around the body pillow, revealing Shouta from the same anime (a character who is 11 years old), and he laughs sinisterly as the episode ends, confirming that his messed-up mind will never have fully lost its fucked-up kinks.
== Trivia ==
=== general trivia ===
* Being as SpongeBob SquarePants is a cartoon, a lot of continuity from Seaweed Farms is lost, such as this episode being Patrick's sexual awakening when Patrick had an erection in the Seaweed Farms after SpongeBob demonstrated his regenerative abilities.
=== cultural references ===
* The title card is a reference to A Serbian Film, a controversial Serbian horror exploitation film often regarded as one of the most disturbing films of all time.
* Goofy Goober: The Movie is based on the 2022 film Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, with Goofy Goober being voiced by Shawn Mendes who voices Lyle in the film.
** When the writer of this episode saw the trailer for Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile, he thought, "All movies have officially gone to shit."
* The flag teacher is based on the teachers from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
* The 2022 Netflix film Blonde is satirized, as in real life, it received multiple controversies due to it being against sexual exploitation despite it including multiple scenes of graphic sex in it, as well the film being often cited as being disrespectful to Marilyn Monroe.
* The outfit worn by Patrick that included the medallion is based on that time when Chris Chan wore his mother's underwear and took a photo of himself in it, the Milos Medallion is also reminiscent of the Sonichu Medallion.
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Category:Satire
Category:Black comedy
Category:Horror
Category:2020s