Count Chocula

Count Chocula is the RUC's "Vampire" and was one of the founding members of the Radioactive Uber Clan alongside Popeye, Jafar, and Merlin.
== Bio ==
One of the very first RUC members, he dresses like a vampire and is addicted to chocolate. Like, he can not stop eating that stuff. Just loads and loads of chocolate. As you can expect he's not the healthiest person around.
He also sees himself as a "king," even though he is completely saddled with guard duty, with nothing interesting to do besides guarding whatever the RUC's base is at the moment.
The RUC also claims that he has necromancy powers, which he uses to essentially enslave the dead to work in the RUMines, though they portray this as a "heroic" thing. There's no real evidence that he has any such powers.
==History==
Popeye came across a man gorging himself on chocolate at a local diner, disgusting the customers with how much of a mess he's making. In fact, the chocolate almost looked like wet poop... which got Popeye interested in him and invited him into his klan. (Popeye would be disappointed to find out later on that what Chocoula was eating was in fact, chocolate, not poop). Chocoula joined him on his campaigns to murder and kidnap random people in [region] of The Republic, before following him to the Peninsula where Popeye would soon instigate the war.
== Peninsula War ==
=== Prelude ===
He did not participate in the Justice Tower Massacre, as he was too busy eating a whole stash of chocolate he found in the toilet... actually, that may not have been chocolate. After the massacre was over, he shared the "chocolate" with the other RUC members to celebrate their "victory." He was then appointed to guard the doors of Justice Tower after Popeye took it over.
=== During ===
He did not do very much except stand in front of Justice Tower's entrance. In fact, that's pretty much all he did. He did get few helpings of chocolate every now and then, but otherwise, he's just stuck on guard duty for the whole war. He still sees himself as a "King" despite this.
=== Death ===
Eventually he got so unhealthy he died from illness. The Resistance never even gets a chance to meet him while he was alive. It's unclear when exactly he died, as his corpse was left completely undecomposed outside the gates, due to the RUC's razing of the area killing every life imaginable, including microbes.
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