Donald Trump

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Donald Trump (real name Dinald Trimp) is a "politican" who secretly lives on the planet Stultus. He is 78 years old. While he has a lot of controversy in his other home planet Earth, he is accepted on Stultus. He is part of the Norovirus Army and is friends with Pickleodeon, Billy Mays, and Wonky Donkey. However, he is enemies with Senior Second Incarnation. He is working on a plan to turn all unlegal Mexican immigrants into oxygen. He was president of Trumpland, a country on Stultus. The Teletubbies love him and cast 10,000 votes for him, which is how he became Trumpland's president. 
He served as President of the United States of UnAmerica before Joe Biden. When his presidency started on January 20, 2017, he sold Trumpland to Billy Mays in exchange for a decade's supply of Oxi-Clean. He is also Goldfinger from 007, and contrary to popular belief he and Ducky are good friends. 
In 2024, Trump went to war against Joe Biden for the presidency again and roasted the old man so hard during the debate he was forced to give up and ask his vice president Kamala Harris to fight him where Donald ended up being re-elected as president again. 
==Origin ==
Before the existence of Earth, Dinald Trimp was born in a distant planet locally known as Stultus that was under attack by another planet known as Asinum. His parents are two different races. His mother is a Stultian while his father is an Asinumian. He was relocated to planet Earth 65,000,000 years ago along with other Stultians in a Yo Mama ship, and renamed himself to the appropriate name Donald Trump. This is the reason why dinosaurs no longer exist. Trimp, one day, decided to create a race of instrumental beings known as Trumpets, which he appropriately named after his newfound identity. which decided Later, he moved back to Stultus for no apparent reason after his twitter.com got Asploded (he got it back later though).
==Involvement==
The World-Universe Attacks of 2019 happened on purpose, and theories have been thrown around that Dinald Trimp in fact did it! However, he was just described as a black silhouette and only known as "The Mastermind". He also spoke in a deep voice. The conflict lasted until January 4th to January 27th.
==THE OBSIDIAN INCIDENTS==
Trump had too much obsidian so he decides to turn them into massive balls and send that shit to random ass locations like Koromo Ryuumonbuchi's house and Bikini Bottom. This gallery will show you all of the many many obsidian incidents:
File:964.jpg|the bikini bottom incident
File:Obsidian.webp|the pizza tower incident
File:That-one-image-of-spongebob-but-i-stole-this-off-of-a-cool-v0-3n4158gm4kab1.webp|the robloxia incident
File:The-digital-the-digital-the-digital-v0-bexm37fp8bwb1.jpg|digital circus incident
File:6lnq40k575cb1.jpg|the west side island incident
File:Hi-guys-today-i-give-you-dead-rising-fanart-tommorow-whos-v0-13r1quiyz7cb1.webp|THE LOS PERDIDOS INCIDENT
==Trivia== 
*He wants to build a HUUUUGGE wall
*He hates immigrants, yet he has many wives who ARE immigrants. At least, they used to be, until he used the Power of Greyskull to turn them into Americans.
*Elena of Avalor plans on getting Trump to help her build a wall on the Avalor-Mexico border.
*He wants to boycott Starbucks for no reason.
*His main rival is Joe Biden.
*The Pyro is his son
*He once tried to work that sucker to death to get some :3, but instead worked suckers and losers to death.
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