The Leaky Patty

The Return of Kelpy G is the third episode of SpongeBob's NEW Fanon Wiki. It was written by and released on July 15, 2019.
== Transcript ==
French Narrator: Ahh, what a beautiful day. The Sun is shining, clams are singing, and there are new users on the wiki...wait, what was that last one?
(Theme Song plays)
SpongeBob: Good Morning Gary!
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Time to...skip eating and go straight on the wiki!
CrazySponge: (Breaking the 4th wall) HEY! That’s what I do!
SpongeBob: Anyway...let’s see what’s new!
(SpongeBob logs into the wiki and Discord.)
SpongeBot: hey spongebob
FryCookDaBest: Heyo!
Matchy: Did you hear that several new users joined last night?
FryCookDaBest: wait wut
(It zooms out to be an episode of Wait Wut)
Polar: So...what do you guys think?
(We see several comments)
CrazySponge: wait wut movie when
InternetExploring: It’s ok, not the best, but, good.
DedodatedWumbo: i don’t get it
Purple133: HOW MANY DAMN TIMES ARE YOU GUYS GONNA USE THIS JOKE
Polar: idk
FryCookDaBest: I never knew there was a series like this. Pretty funny by you taking a real life thing and making a joke of it.
(The new users see the comment by SpongeBob, and talk about it in the Wiki chatroom.)
GenericSpongeName44: Did you guys see that!
RockSTAR89: see what
TheSplinterwasGood: THAT COMMENT!
Season10Stinks: By doing some research on this wiki, I found out that this is the REAL SPONGEBOB!
Sweetexas05: Ya think we could leak the krabby Patty?
RockSTAR89: huh?
TheSplinterwasGood: i’ve always wanted to try the krabby patty
Season10Stinks: what if people think i’m plankton tho
Sweetexas05: eh
GenericSpongeName44: But how could we leak it?!
Sweetexas05: We trick him.
RockSTAR89: what da plan
Sweetexas05: Rock, i’m 99% sure your underage.
RockSTAR89: says the person with “05” in their name
Sweetexas05: so?
RockSTAR89: as in “2005”?
Sweetexas05: i dont follow...
GenericSpongeName44: Hello?!
Sweetexas05: what
TheSplinterwasGood: WHAT’S THE PLAN
Sweetexas05: oh yeah, that
FryCookDaBest has joined the Krusty Krab
Season10Stinks: dang it, we’ll have to discuss this in a group dm on discord.
(Season10Stinks is Blasting Off Again!)
(RockSTAR89 is Blasting Off Again!)
{TheSplinterwasGood is Blasting Off Again!)
(GenericSpongeName44 is Blasting Off Again!)
(Sweetexas05 is Blasting Off Again!)
FryCookDaBest: Where did everyone go?
(Cut to that discord dm they talked about)
Sweetexas05: Ok guys, I’m wondering, if SpongeBob is on this wiki, are his friends too?
RockSTAR89: uh yee
GenericSpongeName44: I saw some edits made by them this morning.
TheSplinterwasGood: I think I saw Plankton’s account too.
Sweetexas05: Yes! He’s what we need! Season10Stinks, go ask Plankton to go help us with this.
Season10Stinks: oh boy. I’ll try my best.
(In Plankton’s DM in Discord)
Season10Stinks: hey uh, you wanna help me and some other new users leak the secret formula from SpongeBob?
Plankton: I would, but I’d be blocked. And I enjoy writing fanfics of me destroying Krabs. I don’t wanna lose that. Wish you luck!
(Back in the group DM)
Season10stinks: he can’t help us
Sweetexas05: Aw shucks.
GenericSpongeName44: Then we’ll do it ourselves!
(One day later)
BREAKING NEWS: Several new users tried to leak the secret formula from FryCookDaBest, but luckily DeodatedWumbo was able to block them just in time.
FryCookDaBest: How’d you do it Pat?
DeodatedWumbo: It was an accident.
Polar: Curses! Now even more people like Patrick as admin. I’ll have to make a better plan. Heh-heh.
CrazySponge: Polar! I know that you’re not real, but I missed you!
Polar: What-
CrazySponge: I released the episode.
Polar: Cool. Ok bye.
(end)
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