Notice board (Land of a Thousand Fables)

This notice board is located in the Land of a Thousand Fables with the and gives access to the contract quest, Duck, Duck, Goosed!.
== Contract: Loosey this Goosey! ==
== Will Take Unwanted Children ==
:I'll take any unwanted children off your hands. Chubby ones preferred, though skinny ones won't be turned away.
:Witch
== Seeking Owner of Glass Slipper ==
:At last night's ball, I danced with a lady with blue eyes and blond hair tied up in a bun. At the stroke of midnight, she left, leaving behind a glass slipper.
:Each woman in the Land of a Thousand Fables is to appear before me to try on the slipper until I determine the lady's identity, and in due course propose matrimony. Failure to appear will be punishable by flogging.
:Prince Hubert
== Fresh Goods! ==
:Tobacco, fisstech and liquor, from absinthe to everclear.
:The customer is always right!
:The Girl Who Sells It All, formerly known as the Girl Who Sells Flint
== Get Your Mitts off My Mattress ==
: To the joker who's always stuffing things under my mattress, I'm warning you for the last time -- if I catch you, I'll have you lashed, scalded, flayed and finally torn apart by horses.
:Princess Alexia
== Information Wanted ==
:One of my eggs hatched into something ugly. I suspect Madame Duck cheated on me with one of the six swans, though she denies everything. I'll pay good coin for evidence of her guilt. Full anonymity assured.
:Master Duck
== Notes ==
* Like the fablesphere itself, each of these are references to various fairy tales.
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