Mixels Ü 2: The Ultimate Ü

(Same story as Mixels Ü)
Listen. I was a fan of Mixels. It was a great show.
”was?”, you say?
That’s right.
I had some respect for the show, but to my shock and horror, I discovered a new Mixels episode that shocked me and made me hate the show.
You may remember Mixels Ü.
Well, pal, I found a second Mixels Ü, and it’s somehow worse than the original.
The name of the episode was beyond odd. I never understood why they still used that letter U, but the title of this one was: “The Ultimate Ü”.
Well, I wasn’t just gonna walk away. 
I played the episode.
The CN logo was the same as the first time, but a voice yelled "MY MAIN GOAL IS TO BLOW UP" there was a FUCKING REAL EXPLOSION as the text now said “suck it jackass” and there was those weird fuckin’ images as a man’s voice was heard screaming “WHAT THE FUCK!”. I swear, one of the images grew nyan cat’s head, limbs, and tail and shat text saying “A NEW SEQUEL BECAUSE WE’RE NICKTOONS JIMSHIT”
What the HELL?! Mixels was never a part of nicktoons. Was this a parody made by Nickelodeon to mock Cartoon Network or some shit? Did they actually create Mixels Ü in attempt to ruin their fuckin’ reputation? So many questions and not an answer.
the intro started, but everything was poorly drawn and the theme was a fucking midi version.
I swear, the Mixels logo changed into “GO FUCK YOÜRSELF” for a second.
We open on snoof at frosticon land. I didn’t know where krog and chillbo were.
All of a sudden, a fucking green vulk came out of nowhere and barfed bacon.
We then see a fucking purple lunk.
“The Mixels still mix.” He said before he ejected weird fuckin’ orange and yellow-green cubits out of his nose and ass.
What?
After that shitty fuck-shit, we see major nixel. “Fuck all those Mixel hankfucks.” He said as he started loading a rocket launcher and moving his hand like he was fucking jacking off.
Major walked around the nixels’ lair as he said “y’know, those bartshit Mixels just... just... do fucking annoying mixing and what-FUCKING-not like the fucking shitty bastards that they are.”
Then, an ominous voice said “HEY HEY HEY MAJOR...”
After that, we see a funeral. The only people (or Mixels) there were Snoof, Gurggle, Mixadel, Magnifo, and Telso. The funeral was for Camilot, and we see his grave which reads “RIP Camilot amogus sans bingus 2016-2021” and his corpse was a mesh of legos and gore.
Mixadel was going on how camilot was an amazing guy who had a great life. Everyone else who was there were sobbing during all this.
Camilot was being put in his grave until fucking Zardy from zardy’s FUCKIN’ maze popped out of his dead remains. He started to fuck everyone at the funeral with a fucking didlo he had up his ass.
I could NOT believe CN had the fucking BALLS to put... that. This was shocking.
WIP
Category:Lost episodes
Category:Ü
Category:Mixels