Epic of Vyščín

The Epic of Vyščín is an epic poem from Squall, written about the Lord of Squall, Vyščín. It is considered piece from Vyščínian Mythology. It was written on the 31st of January, 223 BC in Old Slavonic, thus during the reign of Kartek "the Cursed" of Scwalore.
== Synopsis ==
The first half of the story discusses Vyščín, a chicken who becomes lord of Squall under an unnamed king (which in reality is e34). Squall is under strict oppression by a powerful admin abuser named Kacper, who Vyščín sets out to slay. Vyščín goes on the journey and kills bandits and thieves, eventually reaching the very small shack of the admin abuser, where he slays him.
The other half of the story discusses Vyščín in his later years, retiring and passing on his responsibilities to his son Chișicovăț, and how Vyščín was a huge inspiration for everyone.
== Transcript ==
In the land of Squall, there once lived a chicken named Vyščín, who was renowned for his courage, wisdom, and leadership. He lived in a kingdom ruled by a benevolent king, who valued Vyščín's advice and appointed him as the Lord of Squall.
Vyščín was not like any other chicken, for he possessed a fierce spirit and a heart of gold. He was born into humble beginnings, but he rose to greatness through his tireless efforts and unwavering determination. Despite his small size, he was a fierce warrior, who stood up for what was right and never backed down in the face of danger.
One day, the kingdom of Squall was threatened by a powerful admin abuser named Kacper who had been terrorizing the land for many years. Villagers lived in fear, and many had fled their homes in search of safety. The king and his army had tried to defeat the admin abuser, but they were no match for its /op and communism.
Vyščín knew that something needed to be done, and he decided to take on the admin abuser himself. He donned his armor and set out on a quest to save his people and protect his kingdom.
As he journeyed through the countryside, Vyščín encountered many obstacles and challenges, but he never lost his resolve. He fought valiantly against withers and wardens, and he always emerged victorious. And with each victory, he grew stronger and more confident in his abilities.
Finally, he reached the admin abuser's really small shack and prepared for the ultimate showdown. The admin abuser was obese and ugly, but Vyščín stood his ground. He raised his sword high and charged forward, determined to save his kingdom.
The battle was intense, with Vyščín and the admin abuser exchanging blows and /summon lightning_bolt ~ ~ ~. But Vyščín's skill and bravery were unmatched, and he soon emerged as the victor. With the admin abuser defeated, Vyščín returned to Squall as a hero, hailed by the people and celebrated by the king.
From that day forward, Vyščín was known as the Lord of Squall, and he continued to rule with wisdom, justice, and compassion. He built schools and hospitals, and he worked tirelessly to improve the lives of his people.
Despite his success, Vyščín never forgot his humble beginnings and always remained true to himself. He lived a life of service, always putting others before himself and never losing sight of what was truly important.
Years passed, and Vyščín became an old and wise rooster. He had seen many things and had accomplished much in his lifetime, but he never lost his love for his kingdom and his people.
One day, Vyščín called for a council of his closest advisors and announced that he was ready to step down as the Lord of Squall. He had served his people for many years, and he felt it was time for a new generation to take over.
As the kingdom prepared for the transition of power, Vyščín passed on his knowledge and experience to the next Lord of Squall, his son Chișicovăț. He shared his stories of bravery and leadership, and he inspired a new generation to carry on his legacy.
In the end, Vyščín's legacy lived on, and the people of Squall continued to remember him as a hero and a great leader. They honored his memory by living their lives with courage, wisdom, and compassion, and by always putting others before themselves.
And so, the story of Vyščín, the Lord of Squall, is told from generation to generation, inspiring all.
== Original ==
=== Original epic ===
Въ землѣ ѿ Бурѧ, бысть когда-то курица наречена Вышчинъ, ѧже бысть славѧще ся своимъ храбростїю, мѫдростїю и начальствомъ. Она жила въ царствѣ, властенствованномъ благодѣтелемъ царемъ, который вѣровалъ совѣтованїю Вышчина и назначилъ его Господиномъ Бури.
Вышчинъ не бысть какъ любое другое курица, ибо имелъ онъ жестокое духъ и сердце золотое. Онъ родился въ скромномъ началѣ, но вскорѣ поднялся до величія благодаря своему неутомимому труду и непоколебимому рѣшительству. Несмотря на свои маленькие размеры, онъ былъ жестокимъ воиномъ, который защищалъ правду и никогда не отступалъ передъ опасностью.
Однажды, царство Бури было подвергнуто угрозе могущественнымъ злоупотребляющимъ правами администраторомъ по имени Каспер, который терроризировалъ землю многие годы. Жители жили въ страхе, и многіе покинули свои дома въ поискахъ безопасности. Царь и его армия пытались победить злоупотребляющего правами администратора, но они были непобедимыми из-за его /op и коммунизма.
Вышчинъ зналъ, что нужно что-то сделать, и решился взять на себя борьбу съ администраторомъ. Онъ надѣлся свою броню и отправился на поиски спасения своего народа и защиты своего царства.
Путешествуя по сельской местности, Вышчинъ встретилъ множество препятствий и испытаний, но никогда не потерялъ рѣшительности. Онъ сражался отважно противъ витровъ и стражей, и всегда выходилъ побѣдителем. И съ каждой побѣдой онъ становился сильнѣе и увереннѣе въ своихъ способностяхъ.
Нак
=== Original English transliteration ===
In the land, there once was a chicken named Vyshchina, who was famous for her bravery, wisdom, and leadership. She lived in a kingdom ruled by a benevolent king who trusted Vyshchina's advice and appointed him as the Lord of the Storm.
Vyshchina was not like any other chicken, for he had a fierce spirit and a heart of gold. He was born into humble beginnings, but soon rose to greatness thanks to his tireless work and unwavering determination. Despite his small size, he was a fierce warrior who defended truth and never retreated from danger.
One day, the kingdom of the Storm was threatened by a powerful administrator named Kaspar, who had been terrorizing the land for many years. The people lived in fear, and many had left their homes in search of safety. The king and his army tried to defeat the abusive administrator, but they were unbeatable due to his power and communism.
Vyshchina knew something had to be done and decided to take on the fight against the administrator. He donned his armor and set out to seek salvation for his people and protect his kingdom.
Traveling through the countryside, Vyshchina encountered many obstacles and trials, but never lost his determination. He bravely fought against the winds and guards and always emerged victorious. And with each victory, he became stronger and more confident in his abilities.