The Dragon

The gang go camping for the weekend and encounter a dragon monster.
==Script==
(We open on nighttime at Colt's Diner, Snails and Spike are over by the pinball machine playing pinball)
Snails:I'm getting them Spike!
Spike:Yeah you sure are.
(A man in a business suit and hat is at the counter eating pancakes and a man beside him is eating burnt toast and a rotten egg)
Man:Hey how come you can only eat burnt toast and rotten eggs?
Man 2:It's only four pieces and only one egg.
(Over at the booth the gang are having lunch)
Big Macintosh:Boy howdy this here's the best pie I've ever tasted.
Sci-Twi:And the chicken soup is outstanding too.
Rarity:And the cake is good too.
Waitress:(As she comes over)Clam chowder coming up.
(Snails and Spike come over)
Snails:That's us!
Spike:Yeah, us!
(They sit down for their lunch)
Spike:Oh boy lunchtime! I'm starving.
(Rarity offers soup crackers)
Rarity:Soup crackers?
Snails:Thanks Rarity.
(Spike takes some and puts it in his soup and a calm eats it)
Spike:Huh? Where's my cracker? Snails!
Snails:What?
Spike:You took my cracker!
Snails:Like no I didn't!
Spike:You're lying and don't make matters worse by lying!
Snails:But like I swear Spike ol buddy ol pal.
Sci-Twi:Here Spike, just take another one.
Spike:Ok Twilight.
(Takes another one and the clam eats it)
Spike:You did it again!
Snails:I did not!
Big Macintosh:Spike, the clam in your clam chowder is alive and it's eatin' your crackers.
Spike:Huh? What do you mean?
Big Macintosh:Just look.
(He looks down into his clam chowder to see the living clam)
Spike:I'm complaining to the cook about this.
(He and Snails go up to the counter)
Spike:Hello, I'd like to complain to your cook about this?
Waitress:Usually dogs, talking or not don't complain just their owners. But what is it?
Spike:This clam is alive!
Waitress:You're crazy dog, clams can't come to life.
Spike:Well this one did.
(The cook comes out)
Cook:What's the trouble here?
Waitress:This dog said a living clam is in his soup.
Cook:They were fresh when I got them.
(Clam snaps the man's nose)
Cook:Yow! (To Spike)My apologies sir.
Waitress:Yes and the customer is always right. We do apologize. Even if the customer is a dog it's still right.
(Roaring is hear outside)
Spike:What the?
(The gang come outside to see a big pink dragon)
Snails:Yikes! It's a dragon!
(It stomps off)
Waitress:(Comes out)What happened? Are you kids alright?
Big Macintosh:Eyup. But we don't know what that thing was.
Snails:Like seriously Big Mac? It was a ferocious fire breathing dragon!
Sci-Twi:Anyway how much is our food?
Waitress:No charge after your dog said about a live clam in his soup. But be careful.
(Goes back in)
Big Macintosh:Well gang it looks like we got a mystery to solve.
Snails:Like yesterday we caught an alien skeleton called the Skelien. And the day before there was the case of the Ferret Phantom.
Rarity:We get it Snails! Anyway what would a dragon be doing in Canterlot City?
Sci-Twi:Maybe we can ask Sunset Shimmer to contact Princess Twilight to see if any dragons came through the portal.
Big Macintosh:Doubt it. It'd have to be a dog if it came from Equestria though the portal.
Spike:Yeah because my dragon counterpart turned into a dog.
Big Macintosh:Gang, we're going camping.
Snails:Like I hate where this is going Spike.
Spike:Me too.
(We fade to the gang at a campsite near a cabin)
Big Macintosh:Boy howdy. This here's the best place ever. I'll make some food.
Snails:Good cause I'm starving.
Spike:Me too.
(They get the luggage in and sit down)
Spike:Hot groceries. I can't wait.
Snails:Like we should get the girls.
Spike:Yeah. You know I saw a sign outside that said "Fine for hunting".
Snails:I think ya got somethin' there.
(Twilight and Rarity come)
Sci-Twi:Hi guys, what'd we miss?
Snails:Like nothin' just us getting the luggage in.
Big Macintosh:Girls, take a seat, grub'll be ready in a minute.
Sci-Twi:Big Mac, you need any help?
Big Macintosh:Nnope, thanks but no Twilight. I got it. Apple Family members are the ones who're in charge of the food.
Spike:And I'm glad. Boy I hope we don't run into that dragon from the diner.
Snails:Me too. My nerves can't take it.
Spike:My nerves either. Even if he is my dragon counterpart's relative. He's still not my relative. Hey remember when I got my paw cut and Fluttershy fixed it up?
Snails:Yeah?
Spike:She's kind hearted.
Sci-Twi:She is that.
Snails:I'm starving.
Spike:Me too! Big Mac where's that food?
Big Macintosh:It's comin', it's comin'.
Spike:Ok.
Sci-Twi:Here have some bread while we're waiting.
Spike:Thanks.
(He and Snails put butter, cinnamon, salt, pepper, peanut butter, jelly, jam and Big Mac puts the eggs on a plate and brings them over)
Big Macintosh:Scrambled eggs.
Spike:Ohh scrambled eggs!
Big Macintosh:An' don't touch'em till I come back wit' the potatoes!
Snails:What kind of potatoes?
Big Macintosh:The fried potatoes.
Snails:Oh.
(Goes over to the stove and they continue to put stuff on their bread including hot sauce, salsa, ketchup and mustard and wipe cream, and Snails holds up a bottle of sauce that he hasn't seen in a long time)
Snails:Haven't seen this in years.
(Puts chocolate sauce on it and as they're putting stuff on their bread, a bear comes up to the window and eats the eggs)