Tripatale Chapter 1: Intro

Peridot: Are you ready, Lapis?
Lapis Lazuli: Let's do this!
== Tripatale ==
Press Z to Start.
=== Chapter 1: Intro ===
Director: OK, Tripatale. Take 1 and... ACTION!
=== Take 1 ===
Story: Long ago, two races ruled over: HUMANS & MONSTERS...
Izzy: ...and that STINGS LIKE A WASP, BZZZZZZZZZZ!
Director: Cut! No interruptions at all!
Izzy: Can I be part of the team?
Director: (sighs)
=== Take 2 ===
Story: Long ago, two races ru-
Then another voice was singing:
Hamara: La la la la la la!
Izzy: Ugh, Hamara can you please be quiet already!
Director: CUT!
Hamara: I'm not allowed to use scissors.
Izzy: Hamara, "cut" means "stop".
=== Take 3 ===
Story: Long ago, two races ruled over: MONSTERS and HUMANS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with nose hair and toenail clippings!
Director: CUT! All right, who changed the Undertale Intro script?
Bethany whistled innocently, but there's a pencil in her hand. Everyone looked at her.
Bethany: What? I'd only added some humor!
Director: Save your humor till later!
=== Take 4 ===
Story: Long ago, two races ruled over: MONSTERS and HUMANS. One day, war broke out between the two races. After a long battle, the humans were victorious. They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell.
Director: Good...
Story: Many years later... MOUNT EBOTT, 201X. Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return. One human child will try, and forever change the fate of humans and-
Suddenly, the text freezes.
Director: CUT! Why isn't the text moving?
Izzy: It's not me.
Director: But who is it?
Everyone looked at Hamara. She was holding a cable. It was unplugged.
Hamara: I thought someone might trip on it, so I removed it!
All (except Hamara): HAMARA!
Hamara: Oops.
==== The scene of when the three students (Izzy, Hamara, Bethany) fallen to the underground ====
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: W-Where am I?
Bethany: I'M TRAPPED IN THE UNDERGROUND! 
Izzy: What have I done, this is my fault that we've attached through vines or plants! 
Hamara: Could we use the vines to climb up?
Bethany: Nah, it's too dangerous for me.
Izzy: Well, my blueberry jelly pie feels... (She bursts out laughing)
Bethany: OK, New-
But she was interrupted by Izzy laughing like billy-o.
Director: CUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Izzy: Well, my blueberry jelly... (She bursts out laughing again)
Director: CUT, CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
Izzy: Well, my blue... (She bursts out laughing for the third time)
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!
=== Take 4 ===
Izzy just bursts out laughing without even saying her line.
A red dodgeball throws on Izzy's back.
Director: CUT! You call yourself an actor?
Bethany: Why is the red dodgeball doing here?
Director: Great, can Izzy send into the hospital?
=== The scene of when Flowey appears ===
Bethany: OK, New rule! Number #1: Don't act very crazy in the tutorial.
Flowey: Howdy, I'm FLOWEY. FLOWEY the FLOWER!
Flowey: You're new to the underground, aren'tcha?
Flowey: Golly, you must be so confused?
Flowey: Someone ought to teach you how things work around...here!
Flowey: Ready, here we go!
Izzy: WAIIIIIT!!
Flowey: What?
Izzy: We are the three students who fell into the underground.
Flowey: So, it's Bethany, Hamara and You/Izzy who fell into the underground aren'tcha?
Izzy: WHY, YES I AMMMMM!
Flowey: OK.
Flowey: See that heart? That is your SOUL. The very culmination of your being!
Flowey: Your soul starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV.
Flowey: What's LV stands for? Why LOVE of course!
Flowey: You want some LOVE, don't you?
Flowey: Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
Flowey: Are you ready, three girls?
Flowey: Move around, get as many as you-
It interrupts with a giant screen showing the Pearl Rap video.
Hamara: What the...?
Director: CUUUUUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Flowey: Get as many as you-
It interrupts with a loud fart noise.
All (except Hamara): HAMARA!
Flowey: Ugh, what's that smell?
Hamara: Whoops... I farted, hehehe.
Director: GET THE AIR FRESHENER SPRAY HERE!
=== Take 3 ===
Flowey: Get as many as you-
Hamara accidently steps on a Mine Turtle which explodes the entire underground apart from the three students and Flowey who gets covered in soot.
Director: CUT! YOU CALL THAT EXPLODING!
Hamara: Well I accidentally step on a Mine Turtle...
Bethany: Alright, who put soot on my white shirt?
Flowey: Guess I have to reproduce the plants next time.
=== Take 4 ===
Flowey: Get as many as you-
It interrupts with a spring launching up from some foregrounds, launching Izzy, Hamara and Bethany into the Gravy Recycling from Skatoony.
Flowey: Well, you've ejected three students out of the underground.
Director: CUT, GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP!
=== Take 5 ===
Flowey: Get as many as you- 
It interrupts with the lights in the set went out.
Director: CUT! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?
Izzy: Where is the power switch?
Hamara: I can't see, I can't see!
=== Take 6 ===
Flowey: Get as many as you-
It interrupts with a tiny seed floating onto Hamara's nose.
Flowey: Oh... That must be too weak.
A Roaming Eye (from Steven Universe) crashes onto Izzy, Hamara and Bethany.
Director: CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
Flowey: Great, can the three students send into the hospital?
=== The scene of Toriel ===
=== Take 1 ===
As Flowey gets fireballed by Toriel...
Toriel walks in but she accidently slipped on an ice cube and gets covered in boo-boos.
Director: CUT!
Hamara: Whoops, I accidently placed an ice cube.
Izzy: Is it melted or maybe I should send Toriel into the hospital?
=== Take 2 ===
Toriel didn't show up. Everyone waited. Flowey doesn't get fireballed. 
Flowey: HEY TORIEL, WHERE ARE YOU!?
Toriel: Just a minute! 
Finally, Toriel arrived. And then she had a silly tap dance.
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
As Flowey gets fireballed by Toriel...
Toriel walks in and steps on the Mud Trap from Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon.
Director: CUT!
Izzy: Sorry! I accidently placed a trap for Toriel.
Hamara: Should I clean Toriel's mud?
=== Take 4 ===
As Flowey gets fireballed by Toriel...
Toriel walks in and a spring launched out from the air, and into the Really Hard Mattress Company from Skatoony.
Director: CUT! Alright, who put a springboard where Toriel was to step?
Izzy: Can Toriel send into the hospital again?
=== Toriel introduction ===
=== Take 1 ===
Toriel: What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth.
Toriel: Ah, do not be afraid, my student.
Toriel: I am Toriel, caretaker of the Pink Ruins.
Toriel: I pass through this place every day to see if anyone has fallen down.
Toriel: You are the first student to come here in a long time.
Izzy: Ooooooh…Really?
Hamara & Bethany: WHAT ABOUT US?!
Toriel: Sorry students, you can't come without permission.
Hamara & Bethany: Awwww...Seriously?
Director: CUT!
=== Take 2 ===
Toriel: You are the two students to come here in a long time.
Hamara: I'm part of it!
Bethany: Let's be Team Charisma!
Toriel: Sorry, Izzy. You can't come to the underground because your too young.
Izzy: NOBODY LIKES YOU, TORI-CLOD!
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
Toriel: You...I'm afraid, no students coming in this Pink Ruins.
Toriel: Only, I can do it myself.
All (except for Toriel): WHAT?!
Flowey: Hey, no fair! 
He beats Toriel very hard.
Director: CUT! Flowey please stop hitting Toriel!
=== Toriel Phone ===
=== Take 1 ===
Garnet: Hello? This is Garnet.
Director: CUT! YOU SUPPOSE TO BE TORIEL, NOT GARNET!
=== Take 2 ===
Toriel: Hello? This is Toriel.
Toriel: You have not left the room, have you Izzy, Hamara & Bethany.
Toriel: There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain.
Toriel: It would be da- (Toriel bursts out laughing)
Director: CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
Toriel: It would be dangerous to try to solve them yourself.
Toriel: Be good, alright?
Bethany: Yes, Captain Toriel!
Hamara: So, where are the candy stuff?
Izzy: It suppose to be somewhere but it's eaten by...
All: FROGGIT?!
Hamara bounces onto Froggit's stomach which causes it to puke out candy everywhere.
Director: CUT! You can't jump on any enemies. What is this, A Mario Game?
Bethany: Should I send Froggit into the hospital?
=== The scene of Napstablook encountering/Napstablook battle ===
=== Take 1 ===
Izzy: OK, This is the first time we encounter a mini-boss.
Hamara: Got it kid.
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzzz... (are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Izzy sings No Tears Left To Cry by Ariana Grande very loudly which makes Napstablook sad and disappointed.
Director: CUT! 
=== Take 2 ===
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzzz... (are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Izzy: Look, I have to get through here, so wake up already.
Hamara accidentally leaps on the next path passing Napstablook's way. 
Hamara: Look, I passed through a ghost!
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!
=== Take 3: ===
Napstablook: zzzzzzzzzzz... (are they gone yet) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Izzy: Look, I have to get through here, so wake up already.
The entire background turned into a battle system except it was light blue and milky.
Bethany: Let's do this!
Izzy tries sparing it but Napstablook gets angry and throws a black cube on her head.
Director: CUT! Send Izzy to the hospital!
=== Take 4 ===
Bethany: Let's do this!
Izzy uses the ACT button.
Hamara: This is the first of a great many miniboss fights! Before us is a ghost named Napstablook.
Napstablook: oh i'm REAL funny...
Izzy: I won't stop flirting with every monster until they force me to.
Napstablook: i'd just weigh you down.
The text REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY. appears on Bethany's shirt.
Bethany: Uhh, are we still getting paid for this?
Director: What?
Bethany: Nothing.
=== Take 5 ===
Izzy: I won't stop flirting with every monster until they force me to.
Napstablook: i'd just weigh you down.
The text REALLY NOT FEELIN UP TO IT RIGHT NOW. SORRY. appears on the floor.
Izzy: Wow.
Hamara: I obviously can't beat up a depressed ghost, so I'll CHEER them up a bit instead.
Napstablook: ...heh heh...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The entire battle system gets covered in milk snot everywhere including the students.
Director: CUT! GET THOSE STUDENTS CLEANED UP!
=== Take 6 ===
Bethany: It's not uncommon for me to get hit here, but I managed to avoid it this time.
Hamara: Regardless, their mood improved a bit, so I'm going to Cheer again.
Napstablook: ...heh heh...
Napstablook: let me try...
Napstablook: i call it dapper-blook.
Hamara: What's that under your hat?
Napstablook: a Mine Turtle.
Napstablook accidently drops the Mine Turtle and the entire battle system exploded including Napstablook and the two students (except Bethany).
Director: CUT! And call an ambulance!
=== Take 7 ===
Napstablook: ...heh heh...
Napstablook: let me try...
Napstablook: i call it dapper-blook.
Napstablook: do you like it...
Izzy: SPARE?
Napstablook: I knew it...
Napstablook uses a special milk attack knocking Izzy out from Mt. Ebott and into the Rejected Hot-Dog Meat Factory from Skatoony.
Director: CUT!
=== A Big room full of Froggits! ===
=== Froggit 1 ===
Izzy: To the north from Napstablook, a big room with a few Froggits.
Froggit: Ribbit, ribbit. (Sigh...)
Froggit: (My friend never listens to me.)
Froggit: (Whenever I talk, they skip through my words by pressing...hee dee hee dee hee!)
Director: CUT!
=== Froggit 2 ===
Froggit: Ribbit ribbit. (I heard using "F4" can make you have a full screeeeeehee-dee-hee-dee-hee!)
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!
=== Toriel's Home ===
=== Take 1 ===
Toriel: Did you smell that...
Hamara smells the wrong pie.
Director: CUT! You suppose to make the good yummy pie, not the bad yucky pie!
=== Take 2 ===
Toriel: Did you smell that...
Toriel: Surprise!
Toriel: It is a Sunshine Pie!
Director: Thank you, Toriel.
Toriel: I want you to have a nice time living here.
Toriel: So I will hold off on Darkmoon Pie for tonight.
Director: OK...
Toriel: Here, I have another surprise for you.
The three students follow Toriel into a corridor.
Toriel: This is it...
Toriel: A room of your own. I hope you like it!
The three students open the door and the room was covered in moss with fire and dead animals. The bed was broken including a burned blanket, a ripped teddy bear and ice crystals everywhere. It has inactive lamps and a broken glassed frame-picture of Toriel.
Director: CUT! Fix this room, already!
=== Toriel's Tunnel ===
=== Take 1 ===
Toriel: Ahead of us lies the end of the Pink Ruins.
Toriel: A one-way exit to the rest of the underground.
Toriel: No one will ever be able to leave again.
Izzy: I keep following Toriel.
When Izzy walks, she steps on the Spin Trap from Pokemon: Mystery Dungeon. Izzy felt dizzy and she's about to puke on the floor.
Director: CUT! Send Izzy to the hospital!
=== Take 2 ===
Izzy: I keep following Toriel.
Toriel: I have seen it again and again and again.
Toriel: They come.
Toriel: They leave.
Toriel: They die.
Toriel: You naive students... If you leave the Pink Ruins...
Toriel: They...ASGORE...will kill you.
Toriel: I am only protecting you, do you understand?
Toriel: ...go to your room instantly.
Hamara: STILL, I CONTINUE!
When Hamara walks, a spike tile appears from the floorboards making Hamara fall and hurt.
Director: CUT! Send Hamara to the hospital!
=== Take 3 ===
Toriel: Do not try to stop me.
Toriel: This is your final warning.
Toriel: You want to leave so badly?
Toriel: Hmph.
Toriel: You are just like the others.
Toriel: Prove yourself...
It interrupts with a giant boxing glove squashing Toriel.
Director: CUT! Send Toriel to the hospital!
=== Toriel Battle ===
=== Take 1 ===
The entire background turned into a battle system except it was purple fires everywhere and the HUD was light blue. The three students' hearts turned light blue.
Hamara: This battle won't be like the quaint little monsters in the ruins.
Eventually, the small fire drops on Bethany sustaining her burn.
Director: CUT! Send Bethany to the hospital!
=== Take 2 ===
Bethany: Toriel's magic attacks are beyond anything I've seen so far.
Izzy: Under the ACT menu, we have Check and Talk. Maybe there's still a way to Talk out our problems.
Hamara: Toriel waves her hands and summons walls of fire. Dangerous, but not one of her most painful attacks.
Eventually, the walls of fire on Hamara sustaining her burn. (Hamara loudly screams in fiery pain)
Director: CUT! Send Hamara to the hospital again!
=== Take 3 ===
Hamara: Toriel waves her hands and summons walls of fire. Dangerous, but not one of her most painful attacks.
Izzy: I'll try to talk again.
Bethany: I wasn't prepared for this.
Izzy: Something went a little weird with the gif speed in this fight. I'm not sure why.
Toriel stops burning and starts to burst out laughter.
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
=== Take 4 ===
Izzy: Something went a little weird with the gif speed in this fight. I'm not sure why.
Hamara: This is Toriel's third magic attack, and the most dangerous by far. Dodging all of it takes equal parts skill, luck and reflexes.
Bethany: I'll try one more time.
Hamara: I can't make her listen.
Izzy: Do I have to fight?
Hamara: I won't. I'm not going to hurt someone who was so kind to me.
Bethany: Once again, I choose Mercy.
She presses the button and a spring launched out from some foregrounds launching Bethany and Toriel into the Rat Perfume Factory from Skatoony!
Director: CUT, WHY DID YOU KNOCK BETHANY?!
=== Take 5/Toriel Spared ===
Toriel: I know you want to go home, but...
Toriel: But please... go upstairs now.
Toriel: I promise I will take good care of you here.
Toriel: Why are you making this so difficult?
Toriel: ...
Toriel: Ha ha...
Toriel: Pathetic, is it not? I cannot save even a single child.
Toriel: The Pink Ruins are very small once you get used to them.
Toriel: My expectations... My loneliness... My fear...
Toriel: For you, my child... I will put them aside.
At that moment, the Annoying Dog appears onscreen saying "...and that's the end of Hard Mode!"
Director: CUT! ANNOYING DOG!!
=== Exiting the Pink Ruins ===
=== Take 1 ===
Flowey: Oh, It's you babe and I’m a sucker for the way that you move, babe!
Director: CUT! What is this, Camila Cabello - Never Be The Same?!
=== Take 2 ===
Flowey: Oh, it's you.
Flowey: Clever. VERRRRYYY CLEVER...
Flowey: You think you're really smart, don't you, three students?
Flowey: In this world, it's kill or be killed.
Flowey: Hee hee hee… (Flowey bursts out laughing)
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!
=== Take 3 ===
Flowey: Hee hee hee...
Flowey: I bet you feel really great.
Flowey: But what will you do if you meet a relentless killer?
Flowey: You'll die and you'll die and you'll die into a horrible death of fire and pain, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Director: CUT! No evil references!
=== Take 4 ===
Flowey: You'll die and you'll die and you'll die.
Flowey: I am the prince of this world's future.
Flowey: This is SO much more interesting.
Hamara: With an inhuman laugh, Flowey withdraws.
Rhodonite: For now.
Izzy: What is Rhodonite doing here?
Director: The world of monsters awaits.
== End of Part 1 ==
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