Super Mega Epic Umbrella

Super Mega Epic Umbrella is the fifth episode of Season Two of CrazySponge Died: The Series.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with CrazySponge standing on his couch and turning on his TV]
Guy on TV: Do houses constantly fall on you?
CrazySponge: yes
Guy on TV: Well fear not, because we have just created the Super Mega Epic Umbrella!
CrazySponge: o
Guy on TV: It is a metal umbrella, which is so strong, it will break houses that fall on it!
CrazySponge: Epic. [Goes out of his house, and immediately gets crushed]
[The episode cuts to CrazySponge being in a shop, holding the umbrella in front of the cashier]
CrazySponge: How much?
Cashier: 20 bucks.
CrazySponge: Would you accept 20 Hooplabucks?
Cashier: No.
CrazySponge: Well frick you then! [Walks out of the shop with the umbrella, and a house break into pieces after falling on it]
CrazySponge: o my god, this is amazing! I can finally walk around without getting crushed!
[A montage starts, where Crazy is seen in different famous cities around the world. The montage ends with Crazy and his umbrella sitting at a table in a restaurant]
CrazySponge: Super Mega Epic Umbrella.......[Takes out the letter o]......will you marry me?
[Everyone is silent for 5 seconds]
CrazySponge: o yeah? Well I don't need you either! [Eats the letter o] Goodbye, um-bruh-lla! [Storms out of the restaurant, and a house immediately crushes him]
THE END
== Trivia ==
* This episode was originally written on September 12th, 2020.
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