Mermaid

There's first aid. What about last aid? What about merm-aid? Ha ha. You're joking! You're really not joking. Okay, I jinxed it. Whatever. The merm-aid is a careful kind of fish woman who goes around the sea and tells her sick patients to walk it off. When an actual mermaid caught her tail on an anchor and almost ripped it off, the merm-aid told her to walk it off. But can mermaids even walk?
But one day, a new mermaid came into the mermaid camp. She told the others, "I want to play soccer." The others said, (very experienced with the merm-aid) "Walk it off and then see if you can play with us. He he *snicker*!". "But I can't even walk," said the mermaid. "Then you can't play soccer," said the others. So the mermaid visited the merm-aid. She told her that her tail wasn't designed for soccer. "And I can't even walk, too," she complained. "Walk it off," said the merm-aid. "See what you can do."
In a few days, the mermaid found out that she wasn't really a mermaid, but a real woman. She took her fish off, and inside was a swimsuit bottom, and by ripping off her clams, there was a swimsuit top. Now she could walk and talk underwater, how exciting! The merm-aid was the most pleased. "I like your new legs," she told her. "Uh, I kind of, always... never mind," said the woman. Or female. Female minifigure? Not totally sure. Ask your doctor. She'll tell you to walk it off. Uh oh, I jinxed it again.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 9 Minifigures