Schoolkids React To Old Farts, A Spotter's Guide

Atlanta's own Class of 3000 flatulence enthusiasts (3 boys, 3 girls and 2 women) provide thigh-slapping reactions to the cartoon-style, flatulent sound effects of Old Farts, A Spotter's Guide.
== The Farting Noises and Their Reactions ==
=== The Vagabond ===
NOTE: This is the aftermath of nostalgic diner foods.
* EDDIE: Let's always remember to respect our elders-and laugh along with them, too!
* PHILLY: Oh, such timeless flatulence...remember, respect your elders-and embrace old-time comedy, too!
* MADI: Even those ages 65 and up love to be funny-remember to respect your elders and take a walk on the bright side!
* TAMI: OMG, what a dazzling diner aftermath-by the way, always remember to respect your elders!
* KIM: What a real blast from the past-and don't forget to respect your elders!
* KAM: Wow, what a timeless reminder-remember to respect your elders and embrace their great senses of humor!
* BIANCA: Well, well, well...what an awesome reminder to respect our elders!
* MILA: LOL-what a hilarious reminder to respect your elders...AND make humorously magical memories with them, too!
=== The Reanimator ===
NOTE: The book says that this is "the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great-Aunty Gladys back from the brink."
* EDDIE: That fart had a surprising super-power!
* PHILLY: LOLOLOLOLOL-remember, comedy has the power to revive!
* MADI: What a comical resurrection-and by the way, long live Great-Aunty Gladys!
* TAMI: LOLOLOLOLOL, such joyfully absurd flatulence-LOLOLOL!
* KIM: That was just like a birthday surprise party beneath my dress!
* KAM: Wow, what a comical revival that was!
* BIANCA: Always remember to expect the unexpected!
* MILA: Let's always remember to embrace humor and create comedic moments!
=== The Putter ===
* EDDIE: That scored a hole in one, what a flatulent noise it was!
* PHILLY: Remember to respect your elders' comical talents!
* MADI: Wowzers, what a comedically flatulent performance-by the way, remember to respect your elders!
* TAMI: What a playfully flatulent melody-oh, by the way, remember to respect your elders and find joy in their humor!
* KIM: Such symphonic flatulence-and remember to respect your elders and embrace their humor!
* KAM: Wow, what a harmonious tooting symphony-by the way, remember to respect your elders and embrace their wit!
* BIANCA: Well, well, well...what a playfully flatulent serenade-and by the way, remember to respect your elders and appreciate their wit!
* MILA: Now, that's what I call delightfully melodic flatulence-also, remember to respect your colorfully lighthearted elders!
=== The Water Aerobicizer ===
* EDDIE: That was a real pool-party-crasher indeed!
* PHILLY: Even those ages 65 and up can make a big splash in the comedy world!
* MADI: What a hilariously memorable, totally comical pool-party-pooter that was!
* TAMI: Remember, embrace humor-even if it's aquatic!
* KIM: Even the elderly can make the magic of humor happen!
* KAM: Even the 65-years-old-and-up crowd can make a huge splash in the humor world!
* BIANCA: Wow, what a playful pool-party poot!
* MILA: Laughs bring us together magically, even in H2O!
=== The Crank ===
NOTE: The book says that this fart "chases pesky children off lawns."
* EDDIE: Who needs "keep off the grass" signs when you've got that hilarious toot?
* PHILLY: That poot could stop those meddling snoops from Scooby-Doo!
* MADI: Our farts can be super-powered, too!
* TAMI: Just like a comical warning to kids who ruin everything-oh, what a hilarious defense to respect elders and their personal spaces!
* KIM: What a kooky reminder to respect your elders and their personal boundaries!
* KAM: That's a comedic reminder to respect your elders and their personal spaces!
* BIANCA: Remember to respect your elders and their boundaries!
* MILA: That's funny-and by the way, don't forget to respect others' boundaries and their personal spaces, too!
=== The Mall Walker ===
NOTE: The book says that this fart "really gets into the rhythm of exercise;" it follows an ABBB pattern of "fart-pause-pause-pause."
* EDDIE: That really felt like a methane metronome!
* PHILLY: That's a rhythmic reminder to get fit everyday, whether you're 65 or not!
* MADI: Wow, what a groovy reminder to exercise everyday and embrace what makes your soul smile!
* TAMI: That grooved to its own beat!
* KIM: Now, that's what I call a radical reminder to exercise every day!
* KAM: What a rad reminder to get fit each and every day!
* BIANCA: What a tubular toot, it's a dandy reminder to work out every day!
* MILA: Wow, what a way for fitness experts like me to play the music of the fart!
=== The Cruiser ===
* EDDIE: Wow, what a luxurious kind of fart!
* PHILLY: Even flatulence has elegance!
* MADI: Remember, enjoy the all-inclusive luxuries that humor brings!
* TAMI: That gracefully gliding guff put a goofy grin on my face!
* KIM: Even gas is classy!
* KAM: Oh, wow-what an elegant air biscuit!
* BIANCA: Such playful elegance, tee-hee!
* MILA: Wowzers, that guff was groovy!
=== The Bingo Pro ===
NOTE: This is 3 farts with pauses in between them, following the ABABABA pattern of "Pause-Fart-pause-Fart-pause-fart-pause."
* EDDIE: That's a trifecta with a twist!
* PHILLY: Wow, what a totally hilarious trifecta!
* MADI: That's what I call a trinity with a twist!
* TAMI: Now, that's what I call a totally hah-larious trinity!
* KIM: Remember to embrace the magic of humor wherever you go!
* KAM: That reminds to me to always embrace hilarity!
* BIANCA: What a playfully comical reminder to keep a great sense of humor!
* MILA: Always remember to spread the joy of humor!
=== The Boomer ===
* EDDIE: That's what I call a blast from the past!
* PHILLY: Such flatulent nostalgia, I can't help but go ahead and grin!
* MADI: Remember to love your elders and their humor!
* TAMI: Wow, what a totally timeless toot!
* KIM: Remember, flatulence never goes out of style!
* KAM: Even flatulence is nostalgic!
* BIANCA: TBA
* MILA: TBA
=== The Gardener ===
* EDDIE: Wow, what an all-natural kind of poot!
* PHILLY: That's a truly earthy toot!
* MADI: Even Mother Nature gets goofy!
* TAMI: TBA
* KIM: TBA
* KAM: TBA
* BIANCA: TBA
* MILA: TBA