Late Nights With... Uh... I forget

Late Nights With... Uh... I forget is the 3rd episode of Late Nights With Sheldon!'s first season, releasing April 20th 2023, and was written by Locknloaded23.
== Plot ==
In celebration of 4/20, Sheldon and his gang smoke weed.
== Script ==
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for your favorite talk show, Late Nights With Sheldon! Please put your hands together for your host, Sheldon J. Plankton!
(The curtains rise, showing Plankton at his desk and Squidward sitting besides him)
Plankton: Hello, stupid television viewers! Thanks for tuning in. Tonight's episode will be very special. And do you know why that is?
Squidward: No. Why? 
Plankton: Today is April 20th! 4/20! The day of weed!
Squidward: Today was also Hitler's birthday.
Plankton: Quiet, you. So, in honor of this holiday, we will be interviewing famous musician - and stoner - Kelpy G! We also will be doing so while on the good kush!
Squidward: Do you even understand weed lingo?
Plankton: Hey, it doesn't matter. (Pulls out tiny bong) Let's just get weeded up!
Squidward: (Slight chuckle) Is that a small bong?
Plankton: Yeah, why?
Squidward: (Laughing) That bong is so small, it's f[dolphin chirp] adorable! 
Plankton: Hey, you know how big bongs are?
Squidward: But they're… not very big.
Plankton: WHATEVER. LET ME JUST SMOKE THIS IN PEACE.
(Plankton takes a bong hit and begins coughing)
Plankton: Oh, that was a good hit.
Squidward: Please. You're really trying to get high off a BONG?! Everyone knows a joint is the realest way to get high.
(Squidward pulls a joint out his pocket and begins smoking it, coughing profusely)
Squidward: THAT is a real hit.
Plankton: Yeah, joints are good if you want to f[dolphin chirp] get lung cancer.
Squidward: Oh, please. Like a bong is any healthier.
ManRay: Can't you two stop arguing? We have a show to do! Plus, everyone knows edibles are the way to go.
(ManRay takes out a weed brownie and eats it, and Squidward and Plankton both yell at him)
Plankton: What?! You brought edibles?! Come on, I wouldn't be doing this bong if I knew you had edibles!
Squidward: Yeah, ManRay! Seriously!
ManRay: Hey, you never asked.
Plankton: Well, do you have any more?
ManRay: Nope. That was the last one.
Plankton: Great! Now I don't even wanna do this weed show anymore. This whole thing was… (eyes slowly turn red as Plankton's angry expression soon fades) Uh… it was… 
Squidward: (Cut to show his eyes are also red) Was what, dude? Was what?
Plankton: (Slowly laughing) Ah… I forget, dude. I'm so forgetful. (Slow laugh, turning into a sad sign) 
Squidward: Where's your guest? 
Plankton: He's here! Why are you so mad at me?!
Squidward: I'm not mad! I'm not… I'm not mad… you just… I'm not mad… just… uh… bring him on…
Plankton: ManRay! Where is the guest?!?!
(Cut to show ManRay totally passed out on the floor; cut back)
Plankton: We can't do a show without our guest! (Starts sniffling) Oh GOD, THE SHOW IS A FAILURE!!!!!! A FAILURE!!!!!
Squidward: No, Dude, don't say… don't say that!
(Plankton starts crying, as Kelpy G peaks from behind the curtain)
Kelpy G: Uh… can I go on now?
Plankton: I’M SUCH A FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squidward: Noooooo…. Don’t say that……
(Plankton starts crying even harder as Kelpy G has a confused look on his face)
Kelpy G: Yeah, uh…. Maybe I’ll come back some other time.
Squidward: No, stay! It’,s uh… we’re doing the… uh… doing… doing the… uh… uhhh… doing… uhh… (Starts laughing) Squidward is a funny name.
Kelpy G: Are you high?
Squidward: Uh… (Chuckles) Who wants to… know?
Kelpy G: Shit, dawg, why didn’t you tell me? 
(Kelpy looks at ManRay, who is still passed out, and picks up one of his brownies)
Kelpy G: Are these weed brownies? Shit, I love weed brownies!
(Kelpy G takes a bite of the brownie, then suddenly falls on the floor next to ManRay, as Sheldon is no longer cryinh and Squidward continues laughing)
Squidward: Uh… what show is this, again?
Plankton: (Throws up) What?
Squidward: Huh?
Plankton: …What?
Squidward: (Short pause; shouting) WHAT?
(Suddenly, a booming laugh permeates the room)
Plankton: Hey… Whose laugh is that?
Squidward: Your mother… heh.
(Suddenly, a puff of smoke bursts onto the set as a 3D animated Wizard appears)
Wizard: I am the mighty Weed Wizard!
Squidward: Dude, am I seeing this right, or was this joint laced with hallucinogens?
Weed Wizard: Silence! I am here to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Plankton: (Holds head) F[dolphin chirp], dude. I’m coming down hard. Ugh… (Looks at Wizard) What in the-
Weed Wizard: SILENCE!!!!!! (Lightning booms) I AM HERE TO TAKE OVER, AS I HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID BEFORE I WAS INTERRUPTED!
Squidward: I’m so lost.
Weed Wizard: Every time some dope on Earth gets high, my power starts growing! And thanks to you two, I have enough power to cause untold amounts of chaos and destruction! Your world is DOOMED, thanks to YOU! 
(The Wizard begins laughing as lightning begins striking the set several times, as the audience begins fleeing; the set catches fire as the Wizard crashes through the back wall of the set, where he begins destroying the city by lighting it on fire as people are heard screaming, and Plankton and Squidward just watch)
Plankton: Yeah… yeah, no more weed for me.
Squidward: (Sighs) Agreed. So, what do we do about ManRay?
Plankton: Ah, just leave him. He’ll wake up eventually.
(Squidward shrugs as he and Plankton continue to watch the carnage unfold outside)
Plankton: (Short pause) I didn’t know old people caught fire so easily.
(static ends the episode)
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