In Claudandus's Hand

Claudandus, the wicked cat sorcerer, plans to eliminate Optimus Prime. With his assistant Meowrice on his side, he can be unstoppable! He disguised as an alias of his, Pascal, in order to trick Optimus into finding the lamp!
Inspector Javert: "Stop! Thief!"
Optimus Prime; "If only I'd subdued him..."
At night...
Inspector Javert: "I will never see you again!"
Optimus Prime: "Now I'm in prison, how can I... huh?"
Claudandus: (in his Pascal disguise) "You are chosen to go to the cave of wonders..."
Later. at the cave of wonders...
Optimus Prime: "There!"
Claudandus: "It's mine! Gimme that!"
The lamp was stolen from Claudandus and Meowrice.
Optimus Prime: "Well, you old son of a jackal, you--- whoever he is... Let's try agai--"
Optimus accidentally releases a female genie, Glinda.
Glinda: "I am the genie of the lamp. What is your first wish?"
Optimus Prime; "I wish I could escape!"
Glinda: "Your wish is my command!"
After Optimus escapes...
Optimus Prime: "My second wish is to become prince of Arabia!"
Glinda: "Now, let me see... Of course!"
Claudandus tricks Bucky O'Hare, the sultan of Arabia, into becoming his man.
Claudandus: "You will- what is that?"
Bucky O'Hare: "My, look! Optimus Prime has become--!"
Optimus Prime: "Prince Ali!"
Princess Leia: "Prince... Ali? Oh, I love him!"
Later that night...
Claudandus: "Let's do it, brother Blackwolf! Together! Oil lamps for sell!"
Princess Leia: "One oil lamp, come and get it!"
Meowrice: "It's ours..."
Eternal darkness follows...
Optimus Prime: "What the--? Claudandus? Meowrice?" You reduced me to what I am now!"
Blackwolf: "Why is it always too late?"
Princess Leia: "Blackwolf, let me go!"
Blackwolf: "Never!"
Bucky O'Hare: "Put your hands off me!"
Blackwolf: "Relocate the palace somewhere else, Genie, for we need to be the most evil sorcerers in the world! Ha!"
Optimus Prime: "They've relocated the entire palace somewhere else... And I know where to find it... Mordor!"
In Mordor...
Princess Leia: "Leave us be, wizard!"
Optimus Prime: "Stop! My final wish, to marry the princess, will come true!" (shoots Blackwolf, making Claudandus and Meowrice retreat)
Princess Leia: "Finally!"
Optimus Prime: "I love you..."
Category:Fan Fiction