Baldi Baldimore

Baldi (A.K.A Baldimore or Baldi Baldimore) is the main antagonist of BBIEAL and BB+, and owns his very own "Super Schoolhouse" as he calls it. He has met many others before, and has become a good friend of Jona over the past few days of overhauls. His dumb brother is called Balbi
== Original Wiki Info ==
Baldi is the titular character of the Baldi's Basics series. He is the head teacher of the Schoolhouse and Super Schoolhouse, giving the Player math problems in the You Can Think Pad, Baldi's Math Machine or the camping field trip to solve before they can collect notebooks or get items. As the whole game is not what it first seems, a twist reveals that he is the active main antagonist angered when a single mistake by the Player is made, at least by answering a single math question incorrect.
== Description ==
Baldi is a poorly modeled CGI character with an appearance as that of a seemingly bald human figure with long, skinny fingers, pale-tan skin, red lips, and what seems to be a singular copper strand of hair on his head. He wears a long-sleeved green shirt, blue jeans, and light brown shoes. Even though he has no visible ears, the description of his poster mentions that Baldi has an excellent sense of hearing.
Strangely enough, Baldi's facial expression while chasing the Player, while heavily compressed and distorted, is neutral and not one of anger, most likely due to dithering.
Strangely, upon hacking and putting them side by side, tutor Baldi (Baldi when he is not angry) and Baldi (when he is angry) actually have different heights. Based on the scaling of Baldi's ruler, tutor Baldi is about 6.6 feet tall, while angry Baldi is about 6.9 feet tall.
== Biology ==
He has been convicted of several crimes against humanity, such as inhumane war crimes, arson, tax evasion (as seen in audio and Baldi Fricking Dies's car crash episode.
== Dialogue ==
=Audio=
Baldi getting in a car crash after evading taxes in the first episode of Baldi Fricking Dies | The Series
Baldi commiting tax evasion in an unreleased episode 4 of Baldi Fricking Dies | The Series
Quotes
Baldi: I'm going to commit TAXXXXX evasionnnnnnnn.
police sirens start getting louder
Baldi: Oh no, they're coming.
police sirens enhance
Baldi: heavy breathing
Playtime (From afar): This is the police, put your hands up!
Baldi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Baldi getting infiltrated by an army of swat teams in an unreleased 5th episode of Baldi Fricking Dies | The Series
Quotes
Baldi: Oh, hi. Welcome to my-
door busts open
gunshots
Baldi: SCHOOLLL-
audio cuts out
Baldi: ....Is this thing on?
faint gunshots
Baldi: Uh....people are infiltrating my schoolhouse, they have guns and everything.... It's really scary-
knocking on door
Baldi: Oh no....
more knocking
Baldi: Oh they're here....
door busts open again silently
Unknown Swat Member: PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
loud gunshots
Baldi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA-