He's the Man

He's the Man is a song from the episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddily. It is sung by the Christian rock band Kovenant, whose lead singer, Rachel Jordan is voiced by Shawn Colvin. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify. It is sung by Rachel when she met Ned Flanders at the First Church of Springfield after the organist was on a much needed vacation. It is reprised during during the end credits.
==Listen==
==Lyrics==
:Reverend Lovejoy:
:While our organist is on a much needed vacation, we thought we'd try something new. So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of...Kovenant!
:(rock band starts playing)
:Lisa:
:Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica?
:Marge:
:I think it is.
:Flanders:
:(gasps) Electric guitars in church? Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend.
:Rachel Jordan:
:This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.
:Flanders:
:Oh.
:Rachel Jordan:
:In a motel room in Delacroix,
:I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
:And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
:Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
:And opened up a dresser drawer,
:Lookin' for a bottle,
:But instead I found a book.
:Lenny:
:She's talkin' about the bible.
:Carl:
:So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
:Lenny:
:You shut up.
:Rachel Jordan:
:A book about a man,
:A book about the dude who lives above,
:A book about a man,
:Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
:Now, if you think He doesn't care,
:Or maybe that He isn't there,
:It's not too late
:To see how wrong you are.
:So when your soul has gone astray,
:Just let God be your Triple-A,
:He'll tow you to salvation
:And He'll overhaul your heart.
:A book about a man,
:A book about the dude who lives above,
:A book about a man,
:Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
Category:Songs
Category:Songs by guest stars
Category:Season 11 songs
Category:Original Songs
Category:Songs by Rachel Jordan