Mrs Slocombe

Mrs Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Abergavenny 'Betty' Slocombe, née Yiddell, was portrayed by Mollie Sugden between 1972 and 1985.
===Funny Phrases===
- Weak as water! Weak as water!
- If my pussy saw that, it'd be straight up the curtains.
- Men are very polite these days. They never try anything!
- Where exactly is this pub?
- And I am unanimous in that!
- Oh, that does suit madam.
- Mr Akbar, this is Mrs Slocombe, your next door neighbour. I wonder if you could do me a favour? Would you go next door to my flat, bend down and look through the letterbox? And if you could see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?
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