James Corden's Wonderful Nicola Bulley

James Corden's Wonderful Nicola Bulley is the third episode of James Corden's Wonderful Life in Hell.
The episode was written by ChatGPT and released on August 5, 2023.
== Transcript ==
[The episode opens with the residents of Corden Manor gathered for breakfast in the living room.]
James Corden: (cheerful) Good morning, everyone! Ready for another day in Hell?
Gary Shapiro: (gurgling) I NEED MY BALLS!
Betty White: (smiling) I'm always ready for some devilish fun!
Harold Shipman: (mischievously) I hope we're in for some exciting surprises!
John Lennon: (nodding) I have a feeling this will be a day to remember.
[As they enjoy their breakfast, they notice that Nicola Bulley is not among them.]
James Corden: (concerned) Has anyone seen Nicola? She's usually here with us.
Betty White: (worried) Now that you mention it, I haven't seen her this morning.
Harold Shipman: (raising an eyebrow) She's probably up to some prank or mischief.
John Lennon: (shaking his head) It's unlike her to skip breakfast without saying anything.
Gary Shapiro: I DON’T HAVE ANY BALLS!
James Corden: (determined) Let's split up and look for her. She might be causing trouble or, worse, in trouble.
[The group separates and begins searching for Nicola throughout Hell. Each character explores different parts of the fiery realm, encountering bizarre and eccentric souls along the way.]
Betty White: (calling out) Nicola! Where are you, darling?
Harold Shipman: (whispering to himself) I bet she's hiding in one of the demon-infested caves.
[John Lennon plays his guitar and sings, hoping that his music will attract Nicola's attention.]
James Corden: (frustrated) She's nowhere to be found!
[Suddenly, they all hear a faint voice calling for help.]
Nicola Bulley: (distant) Help! Someone, please help me!
Betty White: (excited) That's Nicola's voice! It's coming from that way!
[The group follows the sound and arrives at a gloomy and eerie part of Hell. There, they find Nicola struggling to stay afloat in a scorching molten lava lake.]
Nicola Bulley: (frantic) Help! I can't swim! The lava's pulling me down!
Betty White: (concerned) Hang on, Nicola! We'll get you out of there!
Nicola Bulley: (relieved) Oh, thank goodness you're here!
John Lennon: Don't worry, Nicola! We'll get you out of there.
James Corden: (quickly) We need to act fast! Harold, use your mischievous charm to create a distraction and draw the lava away.
Harold Shipman: (determined) You got it, James!
[Harold Shipman conjures up a brilliant distraction by transforming himself into a comical, fire-breathing dragon. The lava lake begins to shift away from Nicola as it follows Harold's fiery antics.]
Nicola Bulley: (relieved) Oh, thank goodness!
John Lennon: (thinking quickly) Betty, extend your walking cane to reach Nicola. I'll lend a hand as well.
[Betty White extends her walking cane, and John Lennon reaches out to pull Nicola from the lava lake.]
John Lennon: (struggling) Come on, Nicola Bulley! You can do it!
[With their combined effort, they manage to pull Nicola to safety just as Harold's distraction fades away.]
Betty White: (hugging Nicola) You're safe now, my dear!
Nicola Bulley: (grateful) Thank you all for saving me! I thought I was done for.
Gary Shapiro: WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES?!
John Lennon: (smiling) No need to thank us. We're a team, and we look out for each other.
James Corden: (concerned) How on Earth did you end up swimming in a lava lake, Nicola?
Nicola Bulley: (embarrassed) I saw this beautiful glow from a distance and thought it was some kind of fiery pond. I had no idea it was lava!
Betty White: (teasing) Oh, Nicola, you've got to be more careful!
Nicola Bulley: (laughing) Lesson learned, Betty!
[Back at Corden Manor, the group reflects on the day's adventure, grateful for Nicola's safety.]
James Corden: (relieved) I'm just glad we were all there to help you, Nicola.
Nicola Bulley: (appreciative) And I'm grateful to have friends like all of you.
Harold Shipman: (playfully) Next time, let's stick to mischief that doesn't involve lava lakes, shall we?
Nicola Bulley: (smirking) Agreed!
John Lennon: (smiling) We've been through a lot together, and we'll always have each other's backs.
Gary Shapiro: (gurgling) MY BALLS!
[They all share a heartfelt moment, knowing that their bond in Hell is unbreakable.]
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