Play Station Vita

The Play Station Vita is one of those consoles where you see them in the Lids catalog and go "hey, they have electronics". It had a terrible form factor, bare compatibility with Nintendo Playstation games, and a ripoff of the 3DS store that has not shut down and will not. There is nothing unique about this console. It's one of those consoles, where, if you had to choose between a sack of dog shit or this console, you'd immediately pick the dog shit sack. There is nothing unique about this console except for the fact that it does NOT have a port of Grand Theft Sesame Street.
It used to be an epic system that had Persona 4 Golden until Persona 4 GoIden on the PC, ya see? was released. But after that the system was forgotten forever and ever and nobody talked about it again. Nowadays people mostly make coldbrew on the thing with their covfefe app or whatever this thing has. 
== Boring history ==
It’s 2011, Crash Bandicoot is ordered to make an upgrade to the PSP. He complies and in Japan the PSVita launches and in 2012 the rest of the UnWorld. Despite it being an upgrade, it was hated because it used cartridges and NOT discs! The battery life sucked, it needed a SIM card despite it not being a phone and even WarioWare said that they will NOT be porting Grand Theft Sesame Street to the Vita.
== Shames ==
* Call of Ducky: Black Cocks Vasectimized
* 3 rhythm games with Hatsune Miku that never got released outside Japan. Because Japan always gets the cool stuff
*God of War 1 and 2 HD
* Bare backwards compatibility with Nintendo Playstation games
*Terraway (wtf is that shame)
*LittleBigPlanet PsVita
*Remote Play! Stream your Play Station 3 or Play Station 4 to the tiny screen for sneaky bedtime play! Does not work on Play Station 5.
*Surprisingly, this is one of only 2 shame consoles to NOT have a port of Grand Theft Sesame Street.
Category:Shaming systems
Category:Shames
Category:Play Stations