Crap We Wanted as Kids

Crap We Wanted as Kids is a Whatshisname question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"Alright gang, see if you can remember what I'm talkin' about here:"
===Question===
What were those things released in 1983 that little kids really had to have, those dolls, that came with their own paperwork, and sold like hotcakes and had yarn for hair? What were they called?
===Question Reading===
"What were those, uh- things released in 1983 that little kids really had to have, those dolls, that came with their own paperwork, and sold like hotcakes and they had yarn for hair? What were they called?"
===Choices===
1. Strawberry Shortcake®
2. Baby Alive®
3. Cabbage Patch Dolls®
4. Stretch Armstrong®
===Choice Quotes===
1. sound clip
2. NATE: No, but there's a great concept: feed the baby its food, and it craps it out. KID: Oh, Mommy, get me one! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
3. "Cabbage Patch Dolls."
4. [rubber stretching, fabric tearing, man screaming "Ow!"]
===Answer Quote===
"Yeah, I'm sure Mom and Dad are glad they shelled out a couple 'a hondo to get young Junior one of those timeless classics."
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