非実在青少年健全育成法 (Hitsujizai Seishounen Kenzen Ikuseihou)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
斬新でファンタジック　目に余った 	zanshin de fantajikku me ni amatta 	Those wonderful-looking high officials
メガネを掛けたエライ人達 	megane o kaketa erai hitotachi 	don't even need definite proof to ostracize
証明もなく追い立てて 	shoumei mo naku oitatete 	all the fantastic originality out there;
我こそ正義と仰（おっしゃ）ってます 	ware koso seigi to osshattemasu 	they claim to be the embodiment of justice.
 	 	
「貴様のお頭が理解をなされぬ 	"Kisama no otou ga rikai o nasarenu 	"If there's something your brain fails to comprehend,
汚物を貴様の正義で殺せ」 	obutsu o kisama no seigi de korose" 	then just kill that rubbish with your justice."
嗚呼なんて素敵な響き 	aa nante suteki na hibiki 	Ah, this philosophy has such a nice ring to it.
どうなってる？　よく分かりませんが 	dou natteru? yoku wakarimasen ga 	So what happens now? I'm not really sure,
得する面子は何方（どなた）様？ 	tokusuru mentsu wa donata sama? 	but I wonder who is the one reaping the profits.
 	 	
やんなっちゃうね　素晴らしい空気 	yannacchau ne subarashii kuuki 	I've had enough. I need some wonderfully fresh air.
xy二軸の誰より賢く 	xy nijiku no dare yori kashikoi 	Although they're smarter than most people on the xy coordinate,
プログレッシブに病んじゃって 	puroguresshibu ni yanjatte 	they have fallen ill to their progressive thoughts
未来が見えませんネ 	mirai ga miemasen ne 	and lost sight of the future.
 	 	
曖昧　すっと呆けてバイバイ 	aimai sutto bokete baibai 	The ambiguity has befuddled me rather quickly, so bye-bye.
フラストレーション溜まって 	furasutoreeshon tamatte 	I keep becoming more and more frustrated
スタグフレーション　素敵　耽溺（たんでき） 	sutagufureeshon suteki tandeki 	while indulging myself in wonderful stagflation.
意味無いトートロジーが再開 	imi nai tootorojii ga saikai 	Here we go again with those meaningless tautologies.
どいつもこいつも　黙って従い給えよ 	doitsumo koitsu mo damatte shitagai tamae yo 	Every single one of you, just keep quiet and obey!
青少年の言うとおり 	seishounen no iu toori 	Exactly as how the youths would put it:
礼 	rei 	Bow!
 	 	
分別なく睨まれて 	funbetsu naku niramarete 	Being glared at indiscriminately,
是も非もなく空気読んで 	ze mo hi mo naku kuuki yonde 	going with the flow regardless of whether it's right or wrong,
御出座し YES　賛成 	odemashi YES sansei 	they grace us with their presence and give their "YES".
駆り立てられるままに 	karitaterareru mama ni 	Since they're only doing what they're being urged to do,
省みないのはお互い様 	kaeriminai no wa otagai sama 	of course nobody is reflecting on this matter.
 	 	
自由と云う最強装備をして 	jiyuu to iu saikyou soubi o shite 	Armored with the strongest defense called "freedom",
悪の権力を打ち崩すのね 	aku no kenryoku o uchi kuzusu no ne 	they must be trying to shatter the power of evil.
嗚呼なんて素敵な使命 	aa nante suteki na shimei 	Ah, such a noble mission they're pursuing!
至った結論に付け忘れた説得力 	itatta ketsuron ni tsuke wasureta settokuryoku 	The persuasiveness that they forgot to attach to their conclusion
仰（おっしゃ）るとおりで 	ossharu toori de 	is, exactly as they have said,
ああ　メンドクサイなあ　もう 	aa mendokusai naa mou 	ah, too bothersome to bother themselves with.
 	 	
喝采　手放しで成敗 	kassai tebanashi de seibai 	Cheers! They have made their judgment flagrantly
あなたを●●●●●●●●して　無敵　快適 	anata o ●●●●●●●● shite muteki kaiteki 	Once we ******** you, we'll be unopposed and cozy.
明日見てるわけないわい 	ashita miteru wake nai wai 	It's not like I'll even take a look at tomorrow.
どいつもこいつも勝手にしてくれ給えよ 	doitsumo koitsu mo katte ni shite kure tamae yo 	Every single one of you, just do whatever you like!
狂った時代にヨロシクネ 	kurutta jidai ni yoroshiku ne 	I'll leave this insane era in your hands.
怠 	tai 	I'm too lazy.
 	 	
厳然で滑稽なリクエスト三昧 	genzen de kokkei na rikuesuto sanmai 	There's a whole pile of stern but ridiculous requests,
時間も散財ホントにお疲れ様 	jikan mo sanzai pointo ni otsukaresama 	thank you very much for your time and money spent on them.
何れでもアンラッキー　騒音被害ならば 	izure demo anrakii souon higai naraba 	I guess it's a matter of being unlucky. Victims of noise pollution
まだまだ睡眠不足が継続 	mada mada suiminbusoku ga keizoku 	will continue experiencing sleep deprivation.
 	 	
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ 	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 	Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 	 	
理解不能×2　ならば 	rikai funou rikai funou naraba 	Unable to understand. Failure to comprehend. If that's the case,
民主主義の力の出番です 	minshushugi no chikara no deban desu 	then it's time to employ the power of democracy.
決断をお待ちしております 	ketsudan o omachi shite orimasu 	I shall await the final decision.
美しく理想的な　完全無欠の平等 	utsukushiku risouteki na kanzenmuketsu no byoudou	There will be beautiful, ideal, perfect and flawless equality.
平らな僕らの世界をヨロシクネ 	taira na bokura no sekai o yoroshiku ne 	I'll leave our comfortable world in your hands.
採 	sai 	The bill has been passed!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*Try!
*ハビタブルゾーン (Habitable Zone)
*事故ベスト (Jiko Best)
==External links==
===Unofficial===
*VocaDB
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Anime Lyrics - Translation source
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