The Mutant Hoopla Show

This is the second Hoopla's Fantastic Beach short. 
(Opens with Hoopla sitting next to a strange fish in a studio with a live audience)
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Narrator: Welcome to the Nightly-Talk Show with The Alaskan Bull Worm!
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Alaskan Bull Worm: Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome to my show. Today we will be interviewing Hoopla about where he’s been. So Hoopla, why weren’t you in the picture of all SpongeBob characters?
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Hoopla: Well as you can tell, after New Years I got drunk with radioactive alcohol. Now I look like a monster, so I couldn’t get in the picture.
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Alaskan Bull Worm: That’s why you don’t get drunk, kids.
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Audience: (LAUGH)
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Hoopla: I also wasn’t able to film Hoopla’s Fantastic Beach because of that. Do you have any cures?
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Alaskan Bull Worm: Try Doctor Plankton’s Healing Device!
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Hoopla: Ok! 
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(Hoopla puts it on)
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Hoopla: I don’t feel so good…
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(Hoopla puffs up, but all his mutant features are gone)
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Hoopla: ow
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Alaskan Bull Worm: Hey, your mutant features are gone, at least. You should go back to your 
normal size in a few days.
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Hoopla: Guess I’ll have to wait a bit longer to film Hooplaese.
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Alaskan Bull Worm: When is that that even coming out?
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6/25
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