Rugal Will Cry

Rugal Will Cry is a one-shot in the Wavis D&D Legend.
Loz calls upon the aid of the West Side Boiz to take down Farkensaw Rugal.
== Synopsis ==
Six months after the defeat of Doug Walker, the West Side Boiz each get a letter from an old ally - Loz. The letters detail that she's finally tracked down her nemesis, Farkensaw Rugal, but admittedly needs help defeating him, requesting they meet up with her on the Eastern side of Mallet Island in the Southern Isles. Unfortunately, Davril Higgenson and Leonardo Turtleneck couldn't make it, because they had both just found out that their significant others are pregnant, in addition she couldn't make contact with Sigismund or Ara, not knowing their current whereabouts. Ultimately, the only members of the West Side Boiz that answered her call were Edron Bartholomew II, Bjorn Yeye, and Rana, nevertheless, Loz put her trust in them and debriefed them, telling them that they'd need to enter the castle by the crack and defeat all of Farkensaw Rugal's friends, while she flew to the top of the castle and attack Rugal directly. Bjorn was a little dissatisfied with the fact he wasn't getting any actual compensation and only really came to see some of the others, so Loz dug around in her pockets and offered them GP 10 each and a mint (1 soft mint and 2 hard mints). With the plan secured, Loz turned into a bat and flew up, while the West Side Boiz entered the crack in the castle. Where they saw 6 doors and 2 sets of steel gates on the left and right of the room. Rana opened the steel gate on the left, because frogs always go left, only to find it was the main entrance and nothing was even out there, confusing him as to why Loz bothered to make them go through a crack in the wall. Edron Bartholomew II and Bjorn Yeye opened two of the doors to find two pairs of undead skeletons that attacked them. Edron slashed one to pieces and intimidated the other one into going "jeepers" before crumbling with the dry bones sound effect. Bjorn Yeye threw a flurry of punches at one of the skeletons completely obliterating it from existence, so the other one just said, "fuck it. It's just not worth it", before retreating back into his closet and closing the door. Edron and Bjorn check and another set of doors with one being empty and the other being full of mouldy bread that Edron tried to eat and subsequently vomited from. Bjorn coaxed Rana into opening the door with an undead skeleton in it (without telling him what was in it); the skeleton was smoking a pipe and Rana asked if he could pretend to fight him, but the skeleton just blew smoke in his face then closed the door. Disgusted by this attitude, Bjorn swung open the door and demanded he pretend to fight Rana, so he begrudgingly got out and took a classic bare-knuckle boxing stance, but Rana didn't even pretend to fight back and instead tried to befriend the skeleton, so the skeleton crushed his own skull since he didn't like the frog. At this point, they'd managed to check five of the doors leaving the final sixth one, which they all opened together, finding a set of stairs going up, so they ascended together, where they found a table with an uncannily large, pale corpse with mismatched body parts with a bunch of apparatus surrounding it, but most importantly, there was a key attached to a necklace around the corpse's neck, so Edron went to grab it. Suddenly, the corpse's yellow eyes burst open and it bellowed out "booobbiiieeess~!!!", while grabbing Edron's wrist and launching him into the wall behind him. Fortunately, it was the wall that had a bunch of pillows all over it, so he took no damage. Edron and Bjorn began their assault and started throwing all kinds of punches and sword swings, while Rana built a pillow fortress that was big relative to his size. Bjorn finished the fight by punching the corpse's head off, then he pulled out his cock and started pissing on it, so Edron got his out and started crossing streams, while they also started sword fighting, but with their penises. Rana grabbed the key from the corpse, while narrowly avoiding the piss streams and went downstairs to unlock the gate on the "other left" (the right). Eventually, the others came down and they all entered the next area together, where they found a quaint little garden, where a wolf head wall fountain was placed directly opposite them. There were also two doors on the left and right of them, so the party split up. Bjorn went up to the fountain and thought "wow, that wolf head statue thing is pretty cool. I want it." So he pulled at it with all his might, but couldn't move it an inch, causing him to lash out at it with fire out of anger, sending him further into despair, since it didn't do anything. Defeated, he sat down in the middle of the garden to smoke, thinking about how useless he is. Meanwhile, Rana turned 180 degrees and went left, finding himself in a large dimly lit room with nothing but a sarcophagus in the middle, so he carefully approached it and used all his strength to lift it open, only to be instantly grabbed by a mummified hand, asking "who dares to awaken me from my slumber?!" Rana then answered, "Hi! I'm a Rana. I'm frog. Ribbit." The mummy then let go of him and said, "y- you're a frog?! Oh no! I'm deathly allergic to frogs." He then began coughing hysterically, while vomiting, so Rana created some distance, hoping his proximity would help the mummy return to normal, but his condition was worsening and Rana was panicking for something to do, knowing he couldn't use his healing abilities, as they required that he touch the desired creature for them to have any effect. As the mummy uttered its last breath a wolf's eye crystal rolled from its corpse towards Rana, who was now contemplating suicide. Edron had gone the immediate left and had found himself in a dark corridor that was strangely getting slimier the further down he got. When he got to the end he found a slime covered door he reluctantly opened to find an even darker room, where he could vaguely make out the shape of a transparent cube with floating objects inside of it. Most of the objects were bones or armour, but there was also a wolf's eye crystal in there too, so he went over and tried to grab it, only to find his hand getting sucked in, so he swung his sword with a mighty power and cut the slime clean in half, freeing himself and exposing the insides, so he grabbed the wolf's eye crystal and a bone he wanted, before heading towards the exit, but then the cube began regenerating and it blasted ooze right at him, sending him hurdling through the door and sticking him to the ground in the hallway. As it approached ever so slowly towards him, Edron arched his back and used all his strength to lift himself out of the slime and run out the corridor, then shut the door behind him. Edron and Rana came back to the garden to find a very depressed looking Bjorn, who was lamenting his failures as a man, talking about how he wanted to take the wolf head statue off the wall, but its hollow eyeless gaze was mocking him with its resistance. Realising that the wolf's eye crystals were acting like keys of some kind, Edron grabbed Rana's and place both the eyes in the fountain, causing the the fountain to stop pouring out water and begins to slowly shake downwards into the ground. The party look up to the sky and notice the clouds parting, revealing a full moon, as they begin to hear a loud howl. Suddenly, a silhouette springs forward from beyond the castle into the garden and lands behind them all. It arches its back revealing its immense size, before showing them that it is in fact a towering werewolf. It gave a sharp grin while saying, "ah! I'm a werewolf! Ah! Fight me! Fight me!!" Edron tried to make peace with it by showing his bearskin cape and going look at me, we're brother, but the werewolf just said, "that's a bear you moron," while getting into a low-stance. As the three of them prepared to fight, the door Edron came out of burst open as the slime creature appeared again, since he didn't kill it. The all-out battle began with Edron swinging his sword at the the slime, only to have it get swallowed in, prompting him to smartly follow-up with a punch, that caused his whole body to get engulfed, while, Bjorn and the Werewolf were exchanging heavy blows. Rana attempted to befriend the werewolf, but it hungered for frog flesh, so he abandoned the idea and tried to talk to the slime, finding out it for some reason could talk frog, but at like basic GCSE-level understanding. He compiled simple phrases to articulate that he wanted him to let Edron go, so the slime split apart and put him in a smaller cage, attesting that he was actually an evil slime and also begged him not to use fire, because he's weak to it, so Rana told him that he'd kill him and asked Bjorn to use his fire to kill the slime. Bjorn produced a flame that melted and dissolved the slime into mush, freeing Edron who was now spitting out all of the slime in his body. The werewolf then drop kicked and bit Bjorn, so he punched both side of the werewolf's hips, while Edron gouged his eyes out with his secret technique, causing him to flee away in agony. The party pressed on through the fountain, where they found a dining hall with a long table full of food, but at the end were two figures sat just in front of another door. Rana swaggered up like he owned the place and sat in a seat next to them and said, "whad'ya think you guys are doin' in my crib?" only for his intimidation to fall flat, since one of the figures was an unconscious Loz and the other was a stoic knight in heavy armour. The knight grabbed Rana and squeezed him within in an inch of his life, before dropping him and drawing his sword at the others. Edron swung his sword at him, while Bjorn rushed over to Rana and told him not to die now, before sending a couple of his own punches the knight's way. The knight's immense power was formidable though, as just one swung nearly killed Edron, shocking all three of them. The fight cycled through them getting brutally hit, trying to heal themselves, or getting the occasional hit back, but in the end it seemed the odds were no in the West Side Boiz's favour. Rana crawled over to Loz and screamed in her face to wake her up. Successful, he told her to help them, because they're fucking dying! Loz couldn't do much in the way of healing, because she had no such abilities, but she also couldn't attack due to exhaustion, so she offered to turn Rana into a vampire, which he accepted, turning him into an immortal creature of the night. Loz then immediately realised that he was a pacifist and regretted to inform him that blood was one of his only sources of sustenance, but it seemed Rana was undergoing the beginnings of a new vicissitude. Edron then healed everyone and the battle raged on, eventually leading to Bjorn punching the knight's helmet off, revealing it to be a much paler Vergil with glowing red eyes, as if possessed. Confused by this betrayal, they called out Bjorn called out to Vergil, but he was in agony of his face being revealed and stumbled back into a window, smashing through it. They all gathered to check the window only to find he'd disappeared. They ate from the feast on the table, while they asked Loz what happened. She explained that she was knocked out by Vergil upon entering this dining hall, trying to get Farkensaw Rugal's throne room, which was through the doors in front of them. Fully healed and prepared, they headed towards it and opened it together with courage in their hearts. The throne itself was facing out at the balcony in the moonlit landscape. A large black cloak stretched out from beyond the throne and it collapsed to the ground as the figure sat there began to stand up, revealing its immense size. Shockingly, it was caringly holding a baby that it put in a cottage, before turning towards the party and introduced himself as Farkensaw Rugal. Understanding the situation, they all took a fighting stance and began exchanging blows. The fight was brutal, despite Rana's attempts for friendship and sexual intercourse, resulting in Rugal swinging a chair at the West Side Boiz, which knocked out Loz. The fight was eventually won however due to Bjorn setting Rugal on fire, which caused his clothes to burn off, allowing Rana to enter his asshole freely. Rugal shit him out and decided he was done, so he grabbed his baby and turned into a bat to fly away, hoping to never see them again. He was gone for about 10 seconds, only to return and ask if they killed all his friends and the West Side Boiz confirmed this fact, although they said his werewolf friend was still alive. Rugal flew away once again, this time filled with more despair, while Loz woke up ready for round 2, only to be berated by her companions for not doing her job and for doing basically nothing even while they were trying to assassinate Doug Walker. She gave them the other half of their payment with teary eyes and apologised, while they all paddled back to mainland Visvara on their boat.
== Characters ==
* Edron Bartholomew II Protagonist
* Bjorn Yeye Protagonist
* Rana Protagonist
* Loz Ally
* Four undead skeletons Villains
* Frank Villain
* Murray Neutral
* Blobby Villain
* Wayne Villain
* Nelo Angelo Villain
* Farkensaw Rugal Villain
== Gallery ==
RugalWillCry.jpg|Farkensaw Rugal and his friends
2YearAni.jpg|Visvara 2 Year Anniversary Poster
== Trivia ==
* Rugal Will Cry was made to celebrate the Visvaran group's two year anniversary.
* Rugal Will Cry was based on Devil May Cry.
*All the villains, excluding Nelo Angelo are characters from Hotel Transylvania.
**The side characters were Dracula's close friends, however the Invisible Man doesn't appears, instead Blobby does.
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