Parallel Porked

Parallel Porked is a Webtoons cartoon released September 2004.
== Title ==
The title is a play on the phrase "parallel parked."
== Plot ==
Daffy Duck takes the driving portion of a driver's license exam given by Porky Pig, the DMV instructor. Hoping to get a driver's license, Daffy thinks he has a chance with the ladies thanks to his car. However, when Porky places a "Student Driver" sign atop his car, a furious Daffy reduces the sign to "Stud". 
As the driving test begins, Daffy blasts down the road at high speed, much to Porky's surprise. He tells Daffy to parallel park, which he attempts to do. Instead, he knocks over a bunch of motorcycles and hightails it away from the angry riders. Porky marks the parallel parking section a fail and informs Daffy: if he fails two more parts of the test, he won't get a driver's license. Slightly nervous, Daffy tries to change the mood by commenting about Porky's attire. 
Soon, Daffy uses a mirror to check his reflection and admire himself. But because he's not paying attention to the road, he almost drives right into another car. He barely manages to avoid it and shouts at the driver (Granny) to "eat his dust". Porky marks courtesy as a fail. One more fail and Daffy will fail the test. 
Wanting to see what his car can do, Daffy decides to take it on the highway (to which Porky objects that he doesn't do the highway portion). However, Daffy ends up getting on the highway in reverse and swerves around traffic. Porky tries to mark a third fail, but Daffy does everything he can to try and stop him, such as swerving the car to mess up Porky's pencil aim and trying to pry it out of his hands. This results in his car flying off of the highway. Daffy and Porky both scream as the car sails through the air.
Back at the DMV, the wait time is horrendously long with Cecil Turtle working at one of the desks. Daffy's car suddenly comes crashing through the roof, and the dazed duck asks Porky where the license picture will be taken because he has some tips for the photographer. Porky just grabs Daffy, takes him off-screen, and gets his picture taken. 
However, these pictures are mugshots as Daffy's roadside actions have landed him in jail. As the cell door slams shut, Daffy decides to look on the bright side: he'll get his hands on license plates. 
== Characters ==
* Daffy Duck
* Porky Pig
* Granny
* Tasmanian Devil
* Cecil Turtle
* Barnyard Dawg
* Foghorn Leghorn
* Marc Anthony
* Witch Hazel
* Miss Prissy
* Yosemite Sam
* Gossamer
* Marvin the Martian
* Beaky Buzzard
== Cast ==
* Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck
* Bob Bergen as Porky Pig
== Video ==
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Category:Webtoons
Category:Cecil Turtle Cartoons
Category:Daffy Duck Cartoons
Category:Porky Pig Cartoons
Category:Granny Cartoons
Category:Taz Cartoons
Category:One-shot Webtoons
Category:2004