Bendee 8/Transcript

==Transcript==
(Bendee appears in The Legend of Zelda, before falling into a dark pit. The title credits plays.)
(Bendee is frantically playing a video game on his console when the doorbell rings. He angrily puts down the controller, but his anger turns into happiness when he realizes it's just the pizza delivery guy. Bendee chomps down on the pizza when the phone suddenly rings. An irritated Bendee picks it up.)
Bendee: What!?
Man on phone: Is this Bendee Stick?
Bendee: Yes, why do you ask?
Man on phone: We need your help! In a time long forgotten, in a vast kingdom, an evil source rose up from the ground to rule the...
Bendee: Get to the point!
Man on phone: Okay, okay! Princess Zarah has been kidnapped! she was taken to the other side of the Demmerwhale hills! We need you to rescue her and slay the evil creature that holds her.
Bendee: I shall retrieve her from the Beast!
Man on phone: Very good, But before you leave... you must retrieve a sword... that can slay all... what was it?... Erm... oh yeah! Evil!
(Bendee frantically searches for the sword as a distorted picture of Matt can be seen hung up on Bendee's wall. Bendee finds the sword and a penny.)
Bendee: Here it is! Oooh, a penny!
(Bendee drives his motorcycle to where the princess is being held captive. Bendee arrives at the castle and slays the guard. Bendee reaches the top of the castle)
Bendee: No... It can't be... Oh my God, No!
(Bendee finds that the pizza delivery man was the one who kidnapped the princess.)
Bendee: The pizza guy?! why would you do this?!
Pizza Guy: I was sick and tired of delivering pizza for a mere seven quid! So I discovered that, once I bring the princess to the top of this tower, I will receive a vast treasure! And there's no weapon that can harm my magical exterior!
Bendee: Well I won't let you get away with this!
(The credits appear.)
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