Compton

Compton is the fourth episode of "The Mr. Rabs Spin-Off". In this episode, Squidward packs his bags and moves to Compton, California.
==Transcript==
*[The episode begins with Squidward, in his bed at night. He can't go to sleep]
*Squidward: [Silence for 4 seconds.] I think I should move.
*[Cut to SpongeBob, sleeping. He suddenly wakes up.]
*SpongeBob: I sense something... but what is it?
*[He goes out of his house. He goes to knock on Squidward's door.]
*SpongeBob: [Knock. Knock.] Squidward?
*[Squidward does not answer.]
*SpongeBob: Squidward?
*[He looks at Squidward's window, it is broken.]
*[Cut to Squidward, going to a Boat Dealership]
*Squidward: Could I buy this boat for... 50 fish bucks?
*Salesman: Why not!
*[He grabs the car, and hands it to Squidward, who runs with it in his hands home.]
*Narrator: That morning...
*[Cut to Squidward, running back to his house, with the car still in his arms. He places it down, delicately, but it explodes.]
*Squidward: [Pulls his phone out, and dials a number] Hello, BIkini Bottom Movers?
*Incidental 49A: Yes, hello?
*Squidward: I'm moving.
*Incidental 49A: Are you sure things won't be the same as last time?
*Squidward: [Thinking back to Opposite Day.]
*Incidental 49A: Who are you?
*Squidward: Why, I'm Squidward!
*Incidental 49A: What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward... I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
*Gary: Meow.
*Incidental 49A: I'm outta here.
*Squidward: How did you remember that? That was 25 years ago!
*Narrator: Earlier...
*[Cut to Earlier in Bikini Bottom Movers Building]
*Mike: [Lurking around] This place looks boring. Maybe if there were a reference here.
*[He presses the The Reference-inator, and walks away. Suddenly, Incidental 49A walks in, and it cuts back to now]
*Incidental 49A: I don't know, maybe I have a good memory.
*Squidward: I see.
*[Cut to SpongeBob, in his room, watching Squidward.]
*SpongeBob: He's moving away...?
*[Cut to SpongeBob going to The Krusty Krab.]
*SpongeBob: [Crying] MR. KRABS!!!
*Mr. Krabs: What is it, boy?
*[He notices SpongeBob is sad.]
*Mr. Krabs: Come here, SpongeBob.
*[SpongeBob sits on his lap]
*SpongeBob: [Sniffling] Mr. Krabs, Squidward is... HE'S MOVING AWAY!! [Crying]
*Mr. Krabs: SQUIDWARD IS MOVING!?!?
*[Cut back to Squidward, getting all of his belongings into the moving van.]
*Squidward: [Sigh] I'm really doing this, aren't I.
*[He looks at all of his paintings.]
*Squidward: Well.. I guess it's time to go.
*[He puts all of his paintings into a box, and walks outside with the box in his arms, throwing it into the Moving Van.]
*Moving Van Driver: Is that all?
*Squidward: Let me check.
*[He walks in, and looks through every room. They are all empty.]
*[He goes back outside]
*Squidward: That's all.
*Moving Van Driver: Alright.
*[He drives off, as Squidward waves goodbye.]
*Squidward: Well, I guess it's my time to go too.
*[He goes to where his car once was]
*Squidward: What was the thing Osama bin Laden used to say all the time? Let me see..
*[He pulls out a large book called "The Mr. Rabs Show Bible", and looks through it.]
*Squidward: Aha!
*Squidward: بالطبع! الآن، دعونا نحصل على بعض المواد من منزل سبونجتوم.
*[Suddenly, the Car comes back to life]
*Squidward: Huzzah!
*[Cut to Mr. Krabs, looking for a new employee.]
*Mr. Krabs: Do you have any experience?
*SpongeTom: I guess.
*Mr. Krabs: That's good enough for me!
*SpongeTom: Really? I'm finally getting a job?
*Mr. Krabs: Yup!
*SpongeTom: [Hugs Mr. Krabs] Thank you so much!
*Mr. Krabs: Ok, get off of me!
*[Cut to SpongeBob.]
*SpongeBob: [Sitting alone, in his cooking office. He is teary-eyed.] I can't believe Squidward's going away.
*[Suddenly, Mr. Krabs comes in.]
*Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, meet your new Cashier, SpongeTom!
*SpongeTom: I'm prepared!
*SpongeBob: YOU CAN'T REPLACE SQUIDWARD! NOBODY CAN!
*[Runs out crying]
*SpongeTom: Was it something I said?
*[Cut to Squidward, driving off.]
*Squidward: Goodbye, Bikini Bottom.
*[He drives away, a "You are Now Leaving Bikini Bottom" sign is seen.]
*[Cut to SpongeBob's house, at night.]
*SpongeBob: [Opens the door, and walks to Bikini Bottom Park, silently. He goes to sit on a bench.] This really is it.
*[Pause.]
*SpongeBob: Squidward really is gone, huh.
*[Cut to Squidward, sitting on a bench in "Compton City Park".]
*Squidward: I've really moved away from Bikini Bottom, haven't I.
*[He grabs a Portable CD Player.]
*[Cut to SpongeBob, who also has a Portable CD Player.]
*SpongeBob: [Puts a disk, reading "SpongeBob and Squidward's Favorite Songs"!, and starts sniffling. Suddenly, "Sing About Me, I'm Dying Of Thirst" starts playing. Cut to Squidward, crying on the Compton Bench, listening to the same disk, looking at the night sky. Text saying "The end." appears. The song continues to play during the ending credits.]
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