Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 10

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The 10th battle in Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It has World War II Allies, British Prime Minister, Winston Churchill and American President Franklin D. Roosevelt, with Theodore Roosevelt entering in on his side. It was released February 26th, 2013.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as Franklin D. Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, and Theodore Roosevelt
== Lyrics==
===Winston Churchill:===
Ladies and Gentlemen, check it out, an American Idiot!
Say what you want to say, Frankie, but I'M the true patriot!
I led the whole British Empire though these hellish wars,
And I've got a big long cigar, just ask Eleanor!
We'll fight you on the beaches, we'll fight you on the ground,
We'll fight you with all our might until we've spun your country 'round!
Go Brits or go home back to your fat, lazy, nation,
Does, "I'll give you a right honourable slap!" need any translation?
===Franklin D. Roosevelt:===
You think i'm the weak one? Let's look at your portfolio!
I don't recall you being elected four times while suffering polio!
Stop trying to brodcast while you smoke, you're probably too high to speak!
What you did in five years, I could accomplish a week!
I don't need popular votes to tell me that i'm better than you,
You probably can't even survive this battle without your pants becoming a loo!
You winning in this battle? Now that's truely unreal,
I'll ship your ass on American Airlines, and institute a New Deal!
Teddy!
===Theodore Roosevelt===
That's Theodore to you, cousin, but i'm not here to nitpick,
As I always say Winston, speak softly and carry a big stick!
It would be nice if you stopped the "Yellcast" but you couldn't do the latter,
'Cause my bear friend bit off half of what you had below your bladder!
===Winston Churchill:===
So it's 2 on 1 now, but I don't need a running mate to make this fair,
I mean, i'm rapping agaisnt an old man, the guy who inspired the Teddy Bear!
Your rhymes make me sick enough to fill the Panema Canal,
Oh you'll never learn, but have fun at rapping school, pals!
<poll>
 Who Won?
 Franklin and Theodore Roosevelt
 Winston Churchill
</poll>
Category:Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History
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