House of Voidism

The House of Voidism or simply "The House" is a temple on a lame rock built to worship Void and the Cringe Lord. This is also the residence of Cory, the Cringe Lord's adoptive son and the idol of 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚐. People also want the seats in this place for some reason.
== Things that happened here.... ==
The Place Was Built
Yo Mama so old she helped the Ancient Egyptians build The House. It was finished sometime in 1000 BC (Before Cringe) or so.
The Move
The House decided it was too fucking hot in the Egyptian desert so it decided to teleport to current day Washington Pee Cee. This was not long after it was done being built.
Dick Wing Extension
A new wing of the building was added in 1738.
The Civil War
The American Civil War only lasted for 2 days because the Confederates were so jealous of The Dick Wing and The House itself that they just decided to rejoin the Union, who had the House on their territory.
The Fart of '87
On June 9th, 1987, worshippers summoned the Cringe Lord after centuries of trying, but it then let out a Fart because the summoning was too powerful.
Musical Chairs Incident
A crazy politician got super mad that he lost the primary because he wasn't in the 3 main parties (Liberal Party, Conservative Party, Mario Party), so he went into the House and took out all the seats. Now where was the music coming from? There's only one answer....up your ass. The politician luckily aimed for the wrong House and got jail time for 1 sextillion years. He was kicking and screaming "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU HAVE A SMALL PEE PEE AND I KNOW 10 FACTS ABOUT IT THAT YOU DON'T!" while urinating as he was dragged out of the House.
== Trivia ==
* This is the first place people come to when they are horny for Horny and want to cleanse themselves.
* People here generally believe that Horny is Void and therefore cannot be fucked, while she actually isn't void and still can't be fucked.
* Crazy people come here thinking that void Horny will have Void Tendrils that can be used for sex, and those people are executed.
* 90% of the House attendees think sex is not real.
* Praying to the Cringe Lord is one of the only ways to cure The Eyes or even Orange Fanta.
* Tim Newman's piss line he made on his way out is still visible today.
* Rumor has it that if you pray hard enough in 10 years, you can learn to Fart. So far no one can do it. It's probably bullshit.
* If you say the phrase "Hollow Day", you will get beaten up while being told that "It's Hollow Night not Hollow Day!"