Jeff The Epic

Jeff The Epic (born 11th of April 2001 or in 69 Bajagillion B.C.) is the current bassist and a backing vocalist of Rectus Abdominus, as well as one of the founding members of the band. He is also the world record holder for having the longest penis (10 inches).
== Career ==
Jeff The Epic would meet Jade Vitriol during their high school years, forming a band called The Autistic F*ggots in 2016, releasing one record, then forming Rectus Abdominus in 2017. Jeff at the time was unable to play bass, only slowly learning from Jade prior to the release of Fully Erect.
Jeff would stay with the band until November of 2019 following the release of dafuq.