Wario

Wario a super duper eviler version of Mario that eats crap like garlic and cookies. He is a very stinki, smelly boi who doesn't tak showrz and his clothes are stanky too. He's teh opposite of Mario. He's also teh founder of Warioland, the complete oppisite Marioland AKA the Mushroom Kingdom. If he gets angry and goes up to punch you, you'll die of his stench cuz it hurts your lungs before his weak fists get you. He tried to become the "King of Mario" but failed after the real Mario whopped his ass. He has a less smelly brother called Waluigi who he hates.
Wario's so fat that when he goes to McDonald's, he orders evrything at once. He's so evil that he once robbed the Cookie Monster for his stash of cookies, and even took a bath in an active volcano. When he even tries to eat a taco, he gets his mustache stuck on the taco then chokes on it.
== Adventures of Wario ==
Wario's been on a lotta loser adventures, but the most loserish of all is when he tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula. He almost got caught by the big bad evil Plankton, but he slipped on a banana peel and got beat up by Mr. Krabs. What a complete n00b!
When Wario tried stealin da UnJewels, he was very bad at it. His stanky pants made it very hard to be sneaky, he also had a big stupid face of a dum dum. His stinker got so stinky that he had to take a bath while trying to steal da jewels. When he failed, he cried like a big baby. It was pretty pathetic. His plans were a bunch of crap and crap doesn't smell good, but the UnJewels do smell good. He tried to steal them because they can make anyone clean.
== Warioland ==
When Wario was a boi, he was so gross, and stank so bad, and got rejected by da Mushroom Kingdom, so he decided to make his evil nation of Warioland, which smells like sh1t so bad it makez peopel feel dizzy. Some people claim it's da reason tha Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have good relationships is because of UnWarioland, cuz they stink sooooo bad it rubs off on them too. It's da most stinki place in the UnUniverse. It is out of poop and the castle walls made out of farts.
== Waluigi ==
Wario and Waluigi are evil enemies. Wario likes eating, but Waluigi like cheating. They hate each other cuz Wario's smelly and Waluigi's a meanie.