N-Word Pass

thumb|Big Chungus and Shaggy fighting for the last N-Word Pass
The N-Word Pass is a truly special thing. The only way to get one is as a gift from certain people. This pass grants the honor of letting someone say the N Word without asploding. Now, we wouldn't know why anyone WOULD want this, as it probably means they're jerks, which might explain why so many evil people want an N-Word Pass. However, it should be kept in mind the N word is not what people think it is. Rather, it is a WEAPON. A weapon to rival the likes of Chuck Norris' Roundhouse Kick or Donkey Kong's Expand Dong. 
== History ==
Some guys during the age of slavery decided to use the word that they were being insulted with as a slang word for homie. At that point, they weren't being racist anymore and those dudes forged the first golden N-Word Pass. They used the magical power of the N-Word Pass to escape slavery, and then Martin Luther King Jr. came and helped them out and then ended slavery forever.
== People Who Have Obtained An N-Word Pass ==
* Skipper
* Shaggy Rogers
* Thanos
* Dr. Robotnik
* N
* Dr. Eggman Nega (self explanatory)
* Matt
* Master Shifu
* Mr. Snooty
* Even more people
Sometime in the distant future, Big Chungus and Shaggy Rogers fought for the last N-Word Pass left in the UnUniverse, the likes of which Shaggy won, even while Big Chungus was wielding the Infinity Gauntlet. Then Matt came to get the N-Word Pass from Shaggy, who beat him, too.
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