June's Magical Wand

guest star - Taryn Manning and Neil Patrick Harris 
Musical guest - Karmin 
Act 5 - audience members (played by Genevieve Hannelius, Blake Michael and Robert Capron) introduce Karmin 
== Quotes ==
Corey: Good evening. I've been asked to tell you... that the following show is very scary... with stuff that might give your kids nightmares. You see, there are some crybabies out there-- religious types mostly-- who might be offended. If you are one of them, I advise you to turn off your set now. Come on. I dare you. Chicken 
(set turned off)
Corey: Hey. 
[Footsteps] 
Erica: Bro, did you just call everyone "'chicken"? 
Corey: No. I swear on this cartoon. 
Erica: That's not a cartoon. That's a logo. 
Corey: Fuzzy. 
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
June: Welcome to KaBlam! Where comics and cartoons are the one! 
Henry: We’re coming at you live in the world of the Offbeats!
Erica: I Iove this comic when I was little! But where’s the narration?
Grubby Groo: They nervous, they nebbish, they small, and the Populars don’t like them at all. But that’s okay, life is sweet. They cool. They’re the Offbeats
June: now that, is a distracting narration?
Henry: Guess who’s coming!
Betty Anne Bongo: My name’s Betty Anne Bongo, I sing this little song-o, I sing it all day long-o! And welcome to my world. 
June: now, our special guest on our show is the star of the hit sitcom How I Met Your Mother 
Henry: you mean my mum?
June: not your mum, Henry. So, let's give a big KaBlam! welcome to Neil Patrick Harris!
*Neil Patrick Harris walks onto the set of the show as the How I Met Your Mother theme plays*
Neil Patrick Harris: Hello, Henry and June! it's so good to see you
Billy: This guy's growing up really fast, isn’t he?
(other populars laugh)
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come... Mimsie The Cat Who Can Name Anything, What a Wonderful Day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Sean: All right, gang. I think we have all the clues we need to solve the mystery of the magical wand
Didi: Yes, there’s only one person to take the issue with the ethical ramifications of magical powers and also had access to this castle. The Butler, Lyle Baxter!
Fabian: Let's see who this so-called Butler really is. 
Let's see who this pink kitten really is. 
All: Taryn Manning? 
Taryn Manning: That's right, the evening song was amazing, even it kinda reminds me when Kel brings in The Spice Girls to show and tell, remember?
audience member (Blake): Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Karmin!
(Everyone including audience members (Hannelius and Capron) cheering, and then they leave the stage)
Karmin: Stupid simple mind games, pushing 'til I'm insane
Working through the day and night
Strutting with my headphones
No one knows what I know
Got no time to be polite and the world says
"Baby don't worry, baby don't worry at all"
Roller coaster seat belt, motion sickness soft shell
Maybe I'm just not cut out
But I can feel it, no one can steal it
They're gonna call my name
Not gonna stop now, not gonna step down
'Cause I can hear 'em say
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
Leading with my right hand, can't afford the name brand
Gotta give it all I got
Had a taste of lime light, sweet and sour just right
Now I can't escape the thought
And the world says
"Baby don't worry, baby don't worry at all"
Praying running up hill, stage is my cathedral
Baby I can see the light
But I can feel it, no one can steal it
They're gonna call my name
Not gonna stop now, not gonna step down
'Cause I can hear 'em say
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
Bright flashes, full glasses
Now get up sing your song for the masses
Close both eyes, feel the sunrise
You thank God for the journey when you realize
Long nights mean nothing at all
Bright lights you can hear 'em call
Got my poster up on your wall?
We're in a storm now keep yourself calm
Stop, hit it, break, kill it
Anybody know the odds when I deal it?
Anybody get up the guts to play?
'Cause you only live once better live for the day
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
Take it away, take it away, take it away, yeah
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