You Damn LintQ!

You Damn LintQ! is the seventh episode of the show Spongeorama.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: [waking up] Uh hey Patron, can we go jellyfishing
Patron: Wait a second! I’m writing a post on LintQ
SpongeBob: What’s LintQ?
Patron: It’s a social networking site
SpongeBob: What happened to FinBook and Instaclam?
Patron: Same thing that happened to China
SpongeBob: It finally issued a child labor boycott against Walmart?
Patron: Yes
SpongeBob: Well, this is weird.
Patron: Anyways, just gimme a nanosecond
SpongeBob: Five minutes passed….
Patron: SpongeBob, it’s the future. I think you should stop clinging on to this “family is more important” idea. It’s stupid, the media is norm. Just one minute.
SpongeBob: K
Narrator: Five hours later!
SpongeBob: Oh, that’s it! I’m getting this s*** banned!
MAYORS HOUSE
Mayor: [sobbing] Why can’t my daughter get off her damn phone and talk to me….
SpongeBob: [approaching the mayor] You and me both, brotha
Mayor: So….what do you want?
SpongeBob: I want to make LintQ illegal.
Mayor: YES!
SpongeBob: So, yeah. I’ll submit the proposal to let the vote happen and-
Mayor: NO ONE CARES! I PASS THIS!
Speaker: [astonished] Oh my….. [runs to the house] ATTENTION NEW BIKINI BOTTOM, LINTQ IS OFFICIALLY ILLEGAL! ANYONE CAUGHT USING IT WILL HAVE TO ENDURE…….WATCHING A 720p TV
Bikini Bottomites: Aaaagh [they throw their phones all at once, and stomp on them]
SpongeBob: Ah, yes. The world is at peace.
Narrator: TOMORROW
Sandy: Look what I got!
SpongeBob: No! LintQ is illegal!
Sandy: Nah, this is SideburnQ!
SpongeBob: DANMIT
Patron: Uh, Bob. You slept “damn” wrong like that kid who wrote this weird show about us in the future in 2015.
SpongeTron: What kid?
Patron: Well, he once fainted because he thought orange juice was-
SpongeBob: BE QUIET!
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