A Story of a Song

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==Prologue==
It seemed like the entire world was calm. 
The beach certainly was, with foam-crested waves splashing calmly against the rounded beach, the wind sending the scent of salt through the air without startling the palm trees, and silver fish darting just under the surface of the clear, blue water.
No one seemed to have noticed the tranquility of the day yet, which was probably a good thing, as dragons tended to shout and stomp around and splash and generally ruin a perfectly good day.
This was no better represented than just a league to the north and a couple hundred fathoms down, where two SeaWings were arguing (again) so brightly, that a whale had been blinded, which caused it to slam into an unsuspecting SeaWing, who cursed in Aquatic, which blinded another innocent sea creature, which caused a whole cycle of smashings and flashing, to the point where it backed up the entire current for miles.
I mean, really. How inconsiderate.
----Algae slammed his fist on the table, sending little bits of shrimp floating up and creating a muted thud noise. I made the right decision, he flashed brightly at Seaweed in Aquatic.
No, you didn’t, the large, pale green SeaWing flashed back at him.
Yes, I did, Algae said. He lashed his tail, sending bubbles swirling throughout the small, cramped room. I don’t understand why you can’t see that!
	Seaweed’s lips curled up into a snarl. She was our dragonet! Maybe not by blood, but we took her in, and so she was our responsibility!
	Well then, maybe we shouldn’t have adopted her!
	You wanted to adopt her too! Maybe I was the one who chose her specifically, but you were the one who suggested we adopt a dragonet in the first place!
	Algae growled, which sounded very strange underwater. Stop blaming me for everything!
	Well I would, if everything wasn’t your fault!
	No, Algae started to flash, but Seaweed cut him off. 
You were the one back in school who got us both in trouble for cheating, you were the one who got arrested and made us have to pay a fine, and you were the one who drove our daughter away!
	Algae’s eyes narrowed and his nostrils flared. The dark green dragon swam close to Seaweed, until their snouts were an inch away from touching.
If I recall correctly, he said in Aquatic; and you could almost hear the threatening tone in his voice, neither of us wanted to keep Siren. I was just the one who wanted to send her back to the orphanage, while you wanted to keep her and burden us even more with impossible expenses and an even more impossible dragonet. We both decided to send her to the orphanage. Neither of us could have guessed that she had heard us, and would decide to run away. That was her choice. It was not my fault! The last part he flashed so brightly that both of them were blinded for a minute, and they had to blink to clear their eyes.
Maybe not all your fault, Seaweed conceded. But mostly it was.
	Algae started to turn on his glowscales, but then he stopped, his mouth flapping open like a fish. He backed away, and Seaweed started smirking smugly, knowing that he’d already won the argument.
I’m done, Algae flashed.
What do you mean? Seaweed asked.
I’m done. I’m done with this, Algae waved a talon, gesturing towards their tiny house, I’m done fighting about Siren, and I’m done with you.
	He swam towards his room, and started gathering up all of his things. Seaweed followed him. Where are you going? he flashed, actually sounding concerned.
Algae picked everything up and shoved it into a basket, then swam towards the door clutching his things tightly in his arms. He turned around at the doorway to glare at his husband. Away. From you. And I’m never coming back.
==The Ballad of a Queen==
===Chapter One===
Siren was not having a great day.
She had woken up that morning and decided, for some reason, to give herself another swimming lesson, because Siren does not learn from her mistakes.
She had actually been doing pretty well, for a while. She was remembering to use her large wings more and her small tail less, and also to put her glasses away so she didn’t break them and her dagger and claw attachments away so she wouldn’t stab herself while floundering around. That had happened before, and by golly, it wasn’t going to happen again.
She had been feeling pretty proud of herself, until she closed her eyes to savor the rare moment of not accidentally hurting herself in some way, and hit a large boulder in the middle of the lake.
Well, if she hadn’t already been awake, that would’ve done it.
Siren had peeled herself off the wall, muttering to herself. Her speech went something along the lines of “Who puts a rock in the middle of a lake? Lakes are rock-free zones! Why I ought to. . . .” However, since she was underwater and wasn’t using her glowscales, any dragons that happened to be spying on Siren couldn’t hear a word she was saying, and all the talking created clouds of white bubbles that obscured Siren’s vision and made her crash into the boulder again, at which point she decided to stop talking.
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