ランペルスティルツキン (Rumpelstiltskin)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	
ある日うちの 親父が大法螺吹いた。 	aru hi uchi no oyaji ga oohora fuita. 	One day, my old man bragged on and on:
『うちの　娘は　藁から金の糸を紡げる』 	“uchi no musume wa wara kara kin no ito o tsumugeru” 	"My girl can spin straw into threads of gold!"
そんな 冗談 真に受ける奴 いるわけないと、 	sonna joudan ma ni ukeru yatsu iru wake nai to, 	"Who'd take such crap seriously?" I laughed it off,
甘く見てたら まさか 本気にした馬鹿がいた。 	amaku mitetara masaka honki ni shita baka ga ita. 	But there was one idiot who did.
 	 	
しかもそいつは あろうことか 偉い王様で 	shikamo soitsu wa arou koto ka erai oosama de 	And he, of all men, was the king of where I lived.
あたしは 問答無用で引っ立てられた。 	atashi wa mondou muyou de hittaterareta. 	He snatched me without listening to my complaints.
 	 	
マジかよ？ 嘘でしょ？ 	maji ka yo? uso desho? 	"Are you serious? No joke?" I said.
出来なけりゃ 首を刎ねるなんて… 	dekinakerya kubi o haneru nante… 	"You're gonna decapitate me if I can't?"
猶予は わずかに 三日間与えられただけ。 	yuuyo wa wazuka ni mikkakan ataerareta dake. 	The king said, "You have a mere three days for the job."
泣いても 喚いても どうしようもないあたしの 牢屋に 	naite mo wameite mo dou shiyou mo nai atashi no rouya ni 	I wept and yelled. What else was there to do? Then suddenly,
悪魔が 煙とともに 現れたの。 	akuma ga kemuri to tomo ni arawareta no. 	A bang in my cell, and there came the devil outta Hell.
 	 	
『もし、そこのお嬢さん。取引をしませんか？ 	“moshi, soko no ojou-san. torihiki o shimasen ka? 	"Hello there, young lady. Why not make you an offer?
僕が あなたの代わりに 金の糸を紡ぎましょう。 	boku ga anata no kawari ni kin no ito o tsumugimashou. 	I can do the job for you.
その代わり、三日間で 僕の名を当ててごらん？ 	sono kawari, mikkakan de boku no na o atete goran? 	In exchange, guess my name within the deadline.
もしも当てられなければ 僕のお嫁さんになってもらうよ！』 	moshimo aterarenakereba boku no oyome-san ni natte morau yo!” 	If you can't, I will have you as my wife!"
 	 	
（はぁ！？） 	(haa!?) 	(Huh?!)
 	 	
予想も出来ない　緊急事態！ 	yosou mo dekinai kinkyuu jitai! 	This is such a goddamn ridiculous crisis.
あんな難題、出来るわけがない！ 	anna nandai, dekiru wake ga nai! 	The king's telling me to pull off a miracle.
 	 	
ピンチに飛び出た　奴は予想外。 	pinchi ni tobideta yatsu wa yosougai. 	Then the guy who came to save the day is
要求事項は まるでキ○ガイ！ 	youkyuu jikou wa marude ki○gai! 	A nutjob, making a demand from his delusions.
 	 	
女の扱い 分かっちゃいない。 	onna no atsukai wakacchainai. 	That's no way to treat a girl.
いきなり求婚？　発想が痛いｗ 	ikinari kyuukon? hassou ga itai w 	Proposing at first sight? What a cringe approach.
話しかけるならまず 名乗りなさい！ 	hanashikakeru nara mazu nanorinasai! 	"With all due respect, have we met?" I said. "Just who the heck are you?"
 	 	
『失礼！僕はランペルスティルツキン！』 	“shitsurei! boku wa ranperusutirutsukin!” 	"Do excuse me! I'm Rumpelstiltskin!"
 	 	
…こいつは、多分 頭のネジがとんでる。 	…koitsu wa, tabun atama no neji ga tonderu. 	"He must have many, many screws loose," I thought.
自分で 出した条件をすでに 忘れたのか！？ 	jibun de dashita jouken o sude ni wasureta no ka!? 	Has he forgot the deal he made just a few seconds ago?!
ゲームは既に あたしのパーフェクト勝ち。 	geemu wa sude ni atashi no paafekutogachi. 	I already won the game flawlessly.
本当にいったい、何を考えているんだか…。 	hontou ni ittai, nani o kangaete iru nda ka…. 	Is this a part of some kinda grand master plan?
 	 	
とりあえずまぁ、『悪魔にだって女の子は いるでしょ？』と 	toriaezu maa, “akuma ni datte onnanoko wa iru desho?” to 	"Well, anyway," I said, "Why don't you go out with one of your own kind?"
さりげなく聞いたのが間違いだった…。 	sarigenaku kiita no ga machigai datta…. 	And that was supposed to be a casual question...
 	 	
彼の スマホの登録件数は０！ 	kare no sumaho no touroku kensuu wa zero! 	He had no friends listed on his phone.
悪魔なのに まさかの コミュ症だなんて、 	akuma na no ni masaka no komyushou da nante, 	A devil who can't charm anyone, ladies and gents!
想像 できない 事態に大笑いしてたら、 	souzou dekinai jitai ni oowarai shitetara, 	It was so unprecedented, I laughed my ass off.
彼は なんと大泣き し始めてしまったの。 	kare wa nanto oonaki shihajimete shimatta no. 	Then he started to cry out loudly.
 	 	
『めんどくさい奴め！』と ドン引きしかけたけど、 	“mendokusai yatsume!” to donbiki shikaketa kedo, 	"How annoying!" He totally turned me off,
幾星霜に渡る彼の孤独に 思いを馳せ、 	ikuseisou ni wataru kare no kodoku ni omoi o hase, 	But thinking about the thousands of years of his solitude,
あたしはほんの少し 胸を痛めている。 	atashi wa honno sukoshi mune o itamete iru. 	My heart aches for him, just a little.
でも実は、それこそが悪魔の 姑息な罠だったりして…？ 	demo jitsu wa, sore koso ga akuma no kosoku na wana dattari shite…?	Then again, this must be part of his devilishly cunning trap.
 	 	
もう負けていると 気づくことなく、 	mou makete iru to kizuku koto naku, 	Not recognizing my defeat,
悪魔は健気に　金糸を紡ぐ。 	akuma wa kenage ni kinshi o tsumugu. 	I nobly spin gold from the haystack.
 	 	
傍から見てたら 馬鹿の所業。 	hata kara mitetara baka no shogyou. 	It may have looked like a fool's errand.
それでも励む 漢の修行。 	soredemo hagemu otoko no shugyou. 	But it's the challenge a man must overcome.
 	 	
意中の女は　モノになるか？ 	ichuu no onna wa mono ni naru ka? 	Would that dear girl be mine one day?
下手すりゃ彼は ただのストーカー。 	heta surya kare wa tada no sutookaa. 	He might have just been her stalker.
 	 	
コミュ症なりの 地道な努力、 	komyushou nari no jimichi na doryoku, 	Don't you laugh at a nerd working his ass off,
嗤う奴らが 行くのは地獄！ 	warau yatsura ga iku no wa jigoku! 	Because if you do, you'll burn in hell!
 	 	
足りないオツムは 手数でカバー。 	tarinai otsumu wa tesuu de kabaa. 	Being dumb only makes me put in more effort.
手にしてやるわ、魅惑のLover！ 	te ni shite yaru wa, miwaku no Lover! 	I'll do whatever it takes for that alluring woman to fall for me!
 	 	
実は前から 惚れてたあの娘、 	jitsu wa mae kara horeteta ano ko, 	I have been in love with her for so long.
今さら振られりゃ もはやどん底。 	imasara furarerya mohaya donzoko. 	I won't be able to face her rejection!
 	 	
隠しちゃいるが、この糸、高い。 	kakushichairu ga, kono ito, takai. 	I hide it, but threads of gold are expensive.
だけどそんなの、態度にゃ出せない。 	dakedo sonna no, taido nya dasenai. 	But she won't need to know.
 	 	
空の財布に、影ですすり泣く 	sora no saifu ni, kage de susurinaku 	Looking away from her, I cry for my empty wallet.
ヤセ我慢こそが 漢の美学。 	yase gaman koso ga otoko no bigaku. 	Grinning and bearing it is the manly thing to do.
 	 	
心で泣いても、ツラは笑顔。 	kokoro de naite mo, tsura wa egao. 	For her, I'd smile even if my heart were bleeding.
いつか彼女も 笑うと願おう。 	itsuka kanojo mo warau to negaou. 	I wish, one day, she'd do the same for me.
 	 	
今出来ることにひたすら励め！ 	ima dekiru koto ni hitasura hageme! 	Now strive with all your heart to do what you can
将来の夢、手に入れるため！ 	shourai no yume, te ni ireru tame! 	So that you can get your hands on your dreams of the future!
 	 	
三日なんてあっという間で、 	mikka nante atto iu ma de, 	Three days passed in the blink of an eye,
金の糸は山積み。 	kin no ito wa yamazumi. 	And behold! The haystack is now a pile of gold.
 	 	
王様も満足して、後はうちに帰るだけね！ 	oosama mo manzoku shite, uchi wa uchi ni kaeru dake ne! 	I've satisfied the asshole king. Now, it's time to go home!
 	 	
アイツはもう用済みで、追っ払えるけれど、 	aitsu wa mou youzumi de, ohharaeru keredo, 	The devil is no longer of any use, so I could drive him away,
恋人からであれば 別になってあげても良いかな？ 	koibito kara de areba betsu ni natte agete mo ii ka na? 	But he made an offer I can't refuse.
 	 	
でも悪魔の思い通りに なるのもシャクだから、 	demo akuma no omoidoori ni naru no mo shaku dakara, 	If only I liked the idea of being seduced by a devil.
あたしは優しく、意地悪く、彼の耳元でささやくの。 	atashi wa yasashiku, ijiwaruku, kare no mimimoto de sasayaku no. 	So gently and yet wickedly, I whisper in his ear,
 	 	
『ありがとね、ランペルスティルツキン！』 	“arigato ne, ranperusutirutsukin!” 	"Thank you, my dear Rumpelstiltskin!"
 	 	
『ギャワー！（悪魔の悲鳴）』 	“gyawaa!” 	"Eeeeeeek!"
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