The Invasion...

This is the 27th episode of Hoopla's Fantastic Beach, and the 13th episode of season 2.
(Episode starts with Hoopla lounging on his couch, watching TV) 
TV: And then, he turned himself into a pickle, funniest thing I've ever seen. 
Hoopla: Heh. Great idea to spend my last night watching comedy. What could possibly happen tonight that could ruin this relaxing evening?
(Camera zooms out of the apartment and into the sky, where it enters an Oobglo spaceship)
Oobglo 1: Did you hear what happened to Bill?
Oobglo 2: Yeah. His spaceship crashed and landed in a tree. Poor guy.
(Senator Abglee enters)
Abglee: Why are you two fools standing around doing nothing! We have to start our invasion now! You don’t want to upset King Oobglon, do you?
Oobglo 1: I thought we were going to make a giant laser and blow up the earth.
Abglee: No, we’re sending a giant asteroid to destroy the earth. To watch them suffer.
Oobglo 2: I dunno man, a laser sounds cooler.
Abglee: SHUT UP! FOLLOW YOUR ORDERS!
Oobglo 2: ...yes sir.
Abglee: I was ordered by King Oobglon to start this invasion now, so that’s what we are going to do. Now remember, no killing or destruction yet. Just typical alien stuff. To make them scared...and weak.
Oobglo 1: Don't you think that'll be a bit suspicious?
Abglee: DO IT! They know we’re coming anyway.
Oobglo 1: Okay.
(Oobglos 1 and 2 get in a spaceship and exit the base.)
Oobglo 2: Hey man can you put on some music?
Oobglo 1: Sure. Rocket Man by Elton John?
Oobglo 2: Who?
Oobglo 1: Oh man, you gotta listen to some of this human music!
Oobglo 2: I don’t want to feel empathy towards any species on the planet. You know what they did. Sent that horrible musical to us via wave lengths. Creatures that make things like that should no longer exist.
Oobglo 1: So… no Rocket Man. Gotcha. Maybe All Star by Smash Mouth?
Oobglo 2: (facepalm) Sigh... Nevermind.
Oobglo 1: I wonder how we’re gonna deliver the asteroid in the first place.
Oobglo 2: E-mail?
Oobglo 1: No. Actually I have no idea.
(They crash land in Hoopla's apartment)
Hoopla: HEY, WHAT THE HECK?! I WAS TRYING TO WATCH SOME ROAD RUNNER!!
(Hoopla turns to the screen)
Hoopla: ...and HFB on Cut-Out! Self advertising FTW! (wink) Anyways, who are you?
Oobglo 1: We're not aliens. Especially not Oobglos.
Hoopla: Ah, I see. Well, that's a relief! Wait… if you're not Oobglos, are you cosplayers? OH MY GOD IS COMIC CON BEING HOSTED IN MY APARTMENT?!?!
Oobglo 2: Erm… sure?
Hoopla: Alright, let me get in my costume. (He gets a bunny costume and puts it on) What’s up, docs?
Oobglo 1: Not much, but uh… you gotta keep us hidden from the public.
Hoopla: Why?
Oobglo 2: We have announcements that we don’t want to be leaked for this...con of comics.
Hoopla: Alright! Sounds like something I, Bugs Hoopla, can do!
(Hoopla opens a window)
Hoopla: HEY EVERYONE!!!! THESE ALIEN COSPLAYERS HAVE ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
Oobglo 1 and 2: WHAT?!--WE SAID YOU NEEDED TO KEEP IT HIDDEN!!
Hoopla: Hehehe… ain't I a stinker? (He eats a carrot) EW! BLECH! I forgot I hate carrots.
Oobglo 2: We gotta get out of here. (Pulls out futuristic phone) Beam us up. 
(The two Oobglos get beamed up)
Abglee: How’d it go?
Oobglo 1: They know we’re here.
Abglee: WHAT?!
Oobglo 2: But it can still be salvaged if we send out all our ships now across the globe!
Abglee: Hm. (Presses speaker) Send out all troops immediately!
(Shot of hundreds of mini space-ships coming out of a much larger mothership zooming down to places on earth)
Oobglo 3: Oh, the people won’t like this (flips over pyramid of giza)
(Cut to another Oobglo)
Oobglo 4: Y’know, this statue of liberty could really use some real fire and not fake ones. (lights it on fire, and the whole thing starts burning) Oh...whoops.
(Cut to another, another Oobglo)
Oobglo 5: What to do? What to do? I got it! (beams up cow) Oh, they’ll be scared of this.
(Cut to Hoopla in his apartment watching some more Road Runner and HFB)
Hoopla: Well, those alien cosplayers were really something. Oh well, go Wile E.!
(A laser zaps his television and blows it up)
Hoopla: What the- oh, give me a break! He was just about to catch the bird!
Oobglo 6: TV time over, sucker!
Hoopla: Oh hey alien cosplayer, how you doing?
Oobglo 6: Ugh, I’m not a cosplayer. I’m a real alien.
Hoopla: AAAAAAAA! The Invasion has started! (runs out)
(Hoopla runs to the place where the army is to alert them, while passing several TVs starting to report on the invasion.)
Hoopla: Guys! The Invasion has begun!
Bernie Swanders: You're 11 minutes late on giving that info, bud.
Hoopla: Well, I don’t think this island knows about it yet. I saw lots of people walking like normal. But don’t worry, I got it all covered. (runs outside with microphone) EVERYONE! GO INSIDE! STAY SAFE! ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
(silence)
Hoopla: You guys really can’t figure this out? (sigh)....our world.
(Everyone runs inside)
Bernie Swanders: It’s too late to attack now, we must attack tomorrow morning. Hoopla, can you check on those alien devices again?
Hoopla: Sure! (goes to check) Let’s see...laser gun, laser arm, laser tank...these aliens really like their lasers.
Bernie Swanders: I guess our only option is to fight laser with laser.
Hoopla: No, there has to be some other things...like...here’s one! Gravity manipulator. Not sure how anti-gravity would really help. But uh, there’s also the portable spaceship...which is too small for us. Guess that one’s a factory error.
Bernie Swanders: I think it's just for one person.
Hoopla: Why would spaceships not have more than one person?
Bernie Swanders: Have we ever known what one is like?
Hoopla: ...probably not.
Bernie Swanders: Well Hoopla, we just have to fight with what we got. We can’t stop now.
Hoopla: You're right. Say, can't we just use those fighter planes you got over there? (They instantly get destroyed by a laser) Uhh… that wasn't me.
Bernie Swanders: I recommend you get to bed. You’ll need a good night’s sleep for tomorrow.
Hoopla: Ok Mr. President. (walks over into a room and slumps down on a bed) What if those weapons and devices don’t work? Then what do we do? (Hoopla reaches into his pocket and pulls out the Shadow Button) Hm. Maybe. But only as a last resort. Who knows.
(Hoopla places the Shadow Button onto a desk while he sleeps, and the camera zooms into the button before the episode ending)
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