Worst Day Ever (Dash and Smash)/Script

4pm
Eggman: "Tails, what are you doing?"
Tails: "You have destroyed so many lives, Eggman. And I'm going to end your streak of ruined lives right now." he shoots Eggman with his electric ball gun
8pm
Isabelle: "Breaking news, everyone!"
Monica: "Eggman has been eternally defeated! Now everyone in the world can celebrate as his reign of terror is over!"
A lot of people cheered and partied
Smash, Flash, and Crash: they gasp and hang their heads along with Bash
Amy: "What's with the long face? Eggman has been defeated! There's- oh."
Sonic: "Don't worry, kids. Tomorrow may be a better day."
Bash: he stared at Sonic
Sonic: "We'll try to make you happy."
Smash: "You don't understand..."
Amy: "Yes, I do. I know how bad you feel about Eggman's death."
Smash: "We wanted to be a lot like you, Mom! You too, Dad."
Flash: "Eggman was the only villain that consistently brings out the best in us."
Dash: "He may have brought out the best in us, but you know, being kids who protected the city for a long time..."
Amy: "You brought it upon yourselves once."
Smash: "That was intentional, because we thought fighting him was always gonna make our days fun."
Dash: "We should have some rest. We did a good job at fighting crime."
Flash: "That is fair."
Smash and Crash: "Agreed."
Bash: he nods
Dash: "To the lounge!"
Lounge
Dash: “Look at that! Queen Sally Acorn is here to party with us!”
Sally: “It’s called a banquet. Where else would I have it? This place is amazing!”
Tails: “Thank you, Your Majesty.”
Sally: “You are welcome, Tails.”
Pyro: “Hooray for Tails!”
Smash: “Hooray for Tails…”
Amy: she massages Smash
Smash: “Thank you, Mom.”
Amy: "You're welcome, Smash."
The kids eat their dinner
Crash: "Wow! This is amazing!"
Sally: "Well done, Tails."
Dash: "I had eggplants for dinner and peaches for dessert."
The Next Day in Mobotropolis Elementary...
Mrs. Lightfoot: "Wow! What a fantastic day it was yesterday! I mean Eggman died. Who even misses him?"
All of the students raised their hands except the Mongoose Sisters
Mrs. Lightfoot: "What? Why?"
Candy: "Because without Eggman, the Rose Siblings will question their purposes in life."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "Yeah. They will be eternally bored and empty. So, what? We'll find a way to help them."
Cake: "It's better if we bring Eggman back. After all, we have the resources!"
Mrs. Lightfoot: she gasps "It's impossible to believe Cream really is your mother."
Cookie: "But she is."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "How could you be so insensitive to other people? Sure, your three classmates will feel empty, but do you see that affecting the Mongoose Sisters?"
Donut: "No."
Rhythm: "But it does."
Pie: "Now we do."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "You're just hearing it affecting them."
Harmony: "But it genuinely affected us!"
Mrs. Lightfoot: "How?"
Rhythm: "Positively."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "Oh."
Harmony: "Because he's gone, he can't ruin our music sessions."
Mrs. Lightfoot: "Good!"
Pastry: "But Flash, Bash, and Crash-"
Cut to Dash and Smash's classroom
Spanky: "That can't be the start and end of the reasons why you didn't want Eggman to die."
Goldie: "We genuinely thought Eggman had some good in him."
Dash: "Yeah."
Smash: "Everyone does. There is no such thing as pure evil."
Spanky: "Then prove Eggman isn't pure evil."
Smash: she put a cassette tape of the time she spent with Eggman outside of being nemeses
Flashbacks
Eggman: "Will you help me open this jar?"
Smash: she easily opens the jar
Eggman: "Thank you."
Cut to the next scene
Dash: "Hey, Eggman! Want to be the first to try a special recipe we made?"
Eggman: "I have nothing better to do."
Dash: he gives Eggman his all-meat sandwich
Eggman: he eats the sandwich "That was actually tasty!"
Dash: "I'm glad you liked it!"
Eggman: "I may hate you, but you make great food!"
Dash: "Thanks!"
Cut to next scene
Flash: "Hey, Eggman!"
Eggman: "Get out of my-"
Flash: she started using her puppy eyes
Eggman: "Oh, you're too cute, I just can't do anything aside from be your slave! Well, for a day that is. Hehehe..."
Flash: "OK!"
Cut to next scene
Eggman: "Bash, despite your silence, I still think you're cool!"
Bash: he smiles
Crash: "I agree. Thanks for the encouragement, Eggman."
The video ends
Dash: "See? Eggman can be a good guy sometimes."
Spanky: "Are you sure this wasn't a ruse?"
Dash: "Yes."
Spanky: "That seems kinda sus."
Dash: "I still couldn't recognize anything suspicious."
Spanky: "Eggman is a smart guy. Watch out."
Dash: "But I really enjoyed his company!"
Spanky: “Hmm…”
Dash: “Just please understand that I love Eggman!”
Smash: she facepalms
Dash: “What?”
Smash: “You aren’t allowed to say that in public!”
Dash: “Oh.”
Smash: “Now we might get hated.”
Spanky: “We do understand, though. We will never hate you.”
Skye: “Let’s just get to our lesson, teacher.”
Mr. Rodent: “No. I am just shocked at how someone could like Eggman. Especially if it’s Dash or Smash.”
Recess Time
Flash: “Did you get a pink slip too?”
Dash: “Yeah.”
Smash: “And all we did was say we missed Eggman!”
Flash: “Well, I, Crash, and Bash got one too.”
Smash: “Well, we just can’t help but feel miserable after our favorite villain was killed by that genius fox.”
Flash: “If only there was a way…”
Meanwhile...
Amy: "Good riddance. Eggman is gone. I am sick and tired of him always capturing me."
Sonic: "Those days were over when you turned 18."
Amy: "And got super strength thanks to my training with Knuckles? Yeah. But it was annoying, and that is what led me to just not stand him."
Sonic: "I feel ya."
Amy: "Good job, Tails. You got rid of that monster."
Sally: "But remember, there is still evil outside of Eggman."
After Dismissal Time...
Amy: "You got a pink slip? See, I told you the consequences of telling that you love Eggman to everyone. But I won't ground you."
Smash: she hung his head "Just do it. We don't have a purpose in life anymore."
The 5 just lay down on the sofa
Dash: "I'm just doing this because I love the sofa!"
Sonic: "You know that you are our kids, right?"
Crash: "Of course, we do!"
Amy: "Your purpose in life is not just fighting crime. There are many heroic deeds you can do outside of fighting crime. Maybe saving-"
Flash: "That's it. We're eternally bored. All we can do is eat and drink, then sleep, and repeat. Life is so boring now. Since a problem we haven't been able to get rid of for a long time has been rid of entirely now, life is just not fun anymore."
Dash: "Not to mention, we actually genuinely cared for Eggman. He is honorable, and he can be a nice guy while he isn't doing evil. He may be our archenemy, but we do miss him, as he was affable towards us."
Amy: gasp "Kids!"
Dash: "What?"
Amy: "This might be a ruse! I don't want you to get tricked."
Sonic: "This is the same reason I was annoyed by Knuckles sometimes."
Amy: "So, Dash, it may be fake! Eggman could easily trap-"
Smash: "You're overprotective. Whenever at least four of us team up together, we are going to be at least 5/8 stronger than you, Mom. And 5/8 faster than you, Dad. Also, if it's all 5 of us together, it's 2 and a half times as fast as you, Dad. And 2 and a half times as strong as you, Mom."
Amy: "That video you showed me, only one of you-"
Smash: "Relax. The reason you got kidnapped a lot before your 13th birthday-"
Amy: "18th birthday."
Sonic: "When was the last time Eggman kidnapped you alone? Probably when you were 12."
Amy: "Oh. Right. I don't even remember being kidnapped as a teenager."
Sonic: "See?"
Smash: "The reason you got kidnapped a lot before your 13th birthday was because you're not even 1/4 as strong as you are now. And you didn't even have the insane speed Dad had when he was 15, which was during the same year when you were 12."
Amy: "I became 13 in that year, so I didn't even celebrate my birthday that year, while Sonic already did."
Smash: "Enough with the ages! The point was that you got kidnapped a lot and Dad was about half as fast as he is now then. That's insane."
Amy: "But you're only 1/8 fast as your dad."
Smash: "But I'm 7/8 as strong as you are."
Amy: "How about Dash?"
Smash: "Opposite of me in terms of stats."
Amy: "How about Flash, Bash, and Crash?"
Flash: "I'm 3/4 as fast as Dad, and 1/4 as strong as Mom, Bash is the opposite, and Crash is half Dad's speed and Mom's strength."
Amy: "Hmm... I'm still scared that it might have been a ruse, and you might have been captured. Even your father was captured once, and for 6 months, I had to lead the Resistance to keep Sunset City safe."
Smash: "Contradicting the fact that he was only half his speed now and not even half your strength now?"
Amy: "Good point! It pained me to say that, though."
Crash: "Where?"
Amy: "Mentally pained me to say that."
Crash: "Oh."
Amy: "Thank goodness you were safe."
Sonic: "Of course I'd be optimistic you'd get out easily even when Eggman had you due to what you just said, Smash."
The next day in Mobotropolis Elementary Recess...
Skye: "I think we need to confront the teachers about your slip."
Pie: "Better yet, why don't we try reviving Eggman?"
Smash: "Better yet, why don't you go to the past and come up with that idea, because we are surprised you didn't think of it before!"
Pastry: "Well, we did. But we needed to keep it secret from Mom."
Smash: "OK!"
Sauce: "I honestly doubt that Eggman really died. I mean Dad killed him using an electric ball gun."
Smash: "He's a human. They come from Earth. What do you think would happen to them when they get hit by an electric ball? They'd just get paralyzed?"
Sauce: "Yeah."
Smash: "Well, as a 5th grader, I know that that would right away lead to death through electrocution for that human."
Donut: "No need to shove the fact that you're at the top of your batch. We know that."
Smash: "Mhm."
Sauce: "I still doubt it. Maybe Dad used a gun that is meant to paralyze but not kill."
Flash: "So what do you choose to do first? Find out if he died or build the revival machine?"
Smash: "Let's be sure and choose option A. Maybe the doctors in this world are just as smart as the doctors in cartoons or the police are just very arrogant and want to confirm he's dead."
Flash: "Got it, Smash! Now let's see of Eggman is really dead."
Sauce: she gets her cellphone out and texts Tails "Where did Eggman die in?"
Tails: he sends a message to Sauce that says "He didn't die, I just paralyzed him."
Sauce: she gasps "Wait, what?"
Dash: he cries "Why would Tails do such a thing? Why would he do such a thing?"
Sauce: she texts Tails what Dash just said
Tails: he texts Sauce back, saying "Because I genuinely wanted the world to celebrate."
Sauce: she texts Tails back, saying "And why didn't you kill Eggman?"
Tails: he texts Sauce back, saying "Because of my conscience."
Dash: "We've been duped!"
Crash: "Bamboozled!"
Flash: "Deceived!"
Skye: "Hoaxed!"
Smash: "Finessed!"
Candy: "Hoodwinked!"
Cake: "Deluded!"
Cookie: "Confounded!"
Custard, Pastry, Pie, Popsicle, Pudding, and Sauce: "Uh..."
For 3 seconds, the scene showed Bash saying nothing with a blank expression
Cream: she texts Sauce, saying "He's in the Mobotropolitan Hospital."
Candy: "To the hospital!"
The kids ran to the hospital
Dash: "Hey, Eggman! Cream, why is he in your hospital, by the way?"
Cream: "I felt like it was the right thing to do. Like Sonic said, I should follow my heart and not what others say. Oh, and I wanted to stay true to the slogan of the Mobotropolitan Hospital."
Smash: "Oh! That one is catchy!"
Cream: "I stayed true to the slogan partially because it was so catchy. See someone in need, you need to help them, indeed!"
Smash: "Would you heal Eggman?"
Cream: "I believe that justice has to be served, and I will not use my healing powers on him. But since you LOVE fighting him, I guess you can request my kids to make the medicine."
Candy: "Why don't we do so now?"
Breaking News!
Cream: "It's about time Tails tells the secret."
Tails: "I broadcast my news live on every television, and it's because it is an important one. Eggman is still alive. I just paralyzed him. And then he will be sent to prison. Let's hope the thing that happened 9 episodes of our lives ago doesn't happen again after he gets sent to prison."
Cut to Eggman being in prison after his paralysis was cured
The Roses (except Crash) and the Prowers run to the Prison of the Egg to try bailing Eggman out of prison again
Narrator: "Go, kids, go! Go, kids, go! Make your lives better by succeeding at breaking him out of the POTE! Oh, I love my job narrating the story."
The End!
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