The Anything Movie

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The Anything Movie is a crossover movie released during Season 420 of the SpongeBob Fanon series. This movie can be written by anyone on the wiki. The movie can be streamed on SquiddyTV+, Zig+Zag, and Paramount ++. This film will release on June 21, 2482. A trailer for this film was released on April 10, 2482.
The film released on SquiddyTV+ and Paramount++ on September 22, 2482 and was released on home video on November 19, 2482. The home video release also contains the first four episodes of The Narlene and Pomni Show and the storyboards, model sheets, and deleted scenes.
This movie has won Movie of the Year award at The Weirdland Awards 2023.
==Characters (feel free to add)==
NOTE: there is an asterisk (*) icon for all of the characters, except for SpongeBob, Patrick and Rube, because they're watching the movie that everyone else is in.
NOTE 2: Only the speaking future versions appear in this list.
NOTE 3: The "**"s are for the characters who appeared in the BFB 29 cutaway.
*SpongeBob SquarePants (watches movie and is a character in it)
*Patrick Star (watches movie and is a character in it)
*Squidward*
**Squidward's Nose*
*Mr. Krabs*
*Sandy*
*Rube Goldfish
*Sakura Minamoto*
*Tae Yamada*
*Saki Nikaido*
*Yugiri*
*Chris Rock*
*Julius Rock*
*Rochelle Rock*
*Drew Rock*
*Tonya Rock*
*Arthur Read*
*D.W. Read*
*Buster Baxter*
*Martha Lorraine*
*Skits*
*Helen Lorraine*
*T.D. Kennelly*
*Truman Oatley*
*Alice Boxwood
*Carolina*
*Curious George
*The Man with the Yellow Hat
*Blossom*
*Bubbles*
*Buttercup*
*Black Jesus*
*Fish*
*Vic* (mentioned)
* Llyod*
*Mordecai*
*Rigby*
*Benson Dunwoody*
*Skips*
*Muscle Man*
*Muscle Mom* (mentioned as “my mom”)
*Uncle John* (mentioned as “my uncle”)
*High-Five Ghost*
*Quips*
*Genesis*
*Nanini*
*Bobo*
*Megumin*
*Dan*
*Chris*
*Elise*
*Rebecca Anderson*
**Future Rebecca Anderson*
*Fake Frank*
*Tiny Tim Lockwood*
*a f₠♪₱ἵng bell pepper*
*Peter Griffin*
*Lois Griffin*
*Chris Griffin*
*Meg Griffin*
*Brian Griffin*
*Glenn Quagmire*
*Cleveland Brown*
*Donna Tubbs-Brown*
*Cleveland Brown Jr.*
*Roberta Tubbs*
*Rallo Tubbs*
*Stan Smith*
*Francine Smith*
*Hayley Smith*
*Steve Smith*
*Roger*
*Klaus Heisler*
*Jeff Fischer*
*Kipper*
*Tiger*
*Sofia the First*
*Princess Amber*
*Prince James*
*Queen Miranda*
*King Ronald III*
*Cedric the Sorcerer*
*Clover *
*Ruby
*Jade
*Hugo* (mentioned)
*Luigi Mario*
*Stephie*
*Ciel*
*Nessa*
*Henry M
*Delilah (heard on radio)
*Pomni (TPOT Version)*
*Ruff Ruffman
*Blossom
*Chet
*Howie (Almost Naked Animals)*
*Mango Tiki Wiki*
*Octo (Almost Naked Animals)*
*Angie (Pokémon)*
*Fluttershy (Equestria Girls)*
*Cali Grizzly*
*"W" Incidentals* (single appearance)
**Incidental W1*
**Incidental W2*
**Incidental W3*
**Incidental W4*
**Incidental W5*
**Incidental W6*
*BluesCluesLover2023*
**Future BluesCluesLover2023*
*Homophobic SpongeBob*
*Homophobic SpongeBoj*
*2026 SpongeBob*
*Maybelle*
**Future Maybelle*
*Vanta*
*Whispering Voice* (brief one-liner)
*Fink* 
*GAMC Official 2*
*Script Highway citizens* (single appearance)
*Script Highway guards* (single appearance)
*Flower** (single appearance)
*Purple Face** (single appearance)
*SpongeReal*
*Tater*
*Tuba McBloom* (cameo)
*K.O.* (brief one-liner)
*Dendy* (cameo)
*Gecky* (cameo)
*Carol* (cameo)
*Milly* (cameo)
*SMG4* (cameo)
*Mario(SMG4)*(cameo)
*Master Shake(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)*(cameo)
*Frylock(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)*(cameo)
*Meatwad(Aqua Teen Hunger Force)*(cameo)
*Rayman* (cameo)
*Globox* (cameo)
*Orangebon* (cameo)
*Meme Signal Sticker* (brief one-liner)
*Anthony*
*Homer Simpson*
*Marge Simpson*
*Lesbian SpongeBob*
*Spongeboj*
*Bart Simpson*
*Waluigi*
*Anti-Swearing Bob*
*Lisa Simpson*
*Cleveland Brown*
*Flanders*
*Seymour Skinner*
*Riggy*
*Greg Wuliger
*Joey Caruso (cameo)
*Tasha Clarksson (mentioned)
*Jerome
*Mr Omar
*Doc (mentioned)
*Audrey*
*Lotta*
*Dot*
*Lucretia* (one-liner mid-credits, also constantly mentioned)
*Ashley "The Bow"*
*Melvin* (mentioned))
*Zoe* (mentioned as “my older sister”)
*atthiaa*
*Stan Marsh* (cameo)
*Kyle Broflovski* (cameo)
*Eric Cartman* (cameo)
*Kenny McCormick*(cameo)
*Butters Stotch*(cameo)
*Randy Marsh* (cameo)
*Towelie(South Park)* (cameo)
*Echo Spongebob*
*Arre 320*
*Bunny (Almost Naked Animals)*
*Ginger Snap (Strawberry Shortcake)*
*Narlene*
*Nobby*
*Pomni*
*Jax (TADC)*
*Jenny Wakeman*
*Rainbow Dash (Equestria Girls)*
*Misty (Pokémon)*
*Caine*
*Marcy Wu*
*Kitty*
*Mouse*
*Luz Noceda*
*Daddy Pig*
*Blythe Baxter*
*WordGirl*
*Captain Huggy Face*
*Dr-Two Brains*
*Chuck the Evil Sandwich Guy(*
*Tobey McCallister III*
*Mortimer*
*SquidTron C*
*Whitney*
*Kinger*
*Gangle*
*Kat (TLH)*
*Joy (TLH)*
*Ragatha*
*Zooble*
*Pinky*
*Bro Sponge*
*Pibby*
*Deacon Ernest Frye* (mentioned)
*Zoe*
*Girl Jordan*
*Rachel (TLH)*
*Mario*
*Purple133* (scrapped)
*Televerse Emperator*
*Televerse Explorator*
*Viktor Orbán*
*Freddy Fazbear*
*Vishall*
*Kramer*
*Jake*
*Daniel Recker*
*Mackay*
*Tad*
*Leap*
*Lily*
*Mr Frog*
*Mrs. Frog*
*Professor Quigley*
*Edison *
*Scout*
*Maya Santos*
*Miguel Santos*
*Paco*
*Tito Chavez*
*Soap McTavish*
*
*Ghost
*Earl Hickey*
*Allegra Leaps n Bounds*
*Konata Izumi*
*Tsukasa Hiiragi*
*Kagami Hiiragi*
*Miyuki Takara*
*sonic funko pop with emrald
*Jeffy
*Marvin
*Rose
*junior
*cody
*Joseph
*chef pee pee
*brooklyn guy
*simons
*mr Goodman 
*Garfield
*Lincoln Loud
*Lori Loud
*Leni Loud
*Luna Loud
*Luan Loud
*Lynn Loud Jr
*Lucy Loud
*Lana Loud
*Lola Loud
*Lisa Loud
*Lily Loud
*Rita Loud
*Lynn Loud Sr
*Clyde McBride
*Mickey Mouse
==Plot==
Sakura Minamoto goes on adventure to find what the plot of the movie is about as Narlene and Pomni join forces with Sakura Miniamoto. Meanwhile, SpongeBob, Patrick and Rube watch the movie at the Infiniplex. Chaos later ensues.
==Transcript (feel free to add)==
(Opening logos appear)
(The movie starts at the Infiniplex, where SpongeBob, Patrick and Rube are inside waiting for the Anything Movie)
SpongeBob SquarePants: I can't wait to watch this anything movie with you guys!
Patrick Star: Yeah, I brought popcorn and some soft drinks with me! (giggles)
Rube Goldfish: If this movie is amazing, I'll rate it a 10/10, if it's unamazing, 0/10.
Patrick Star: Guys look the movie's starting now in 5 seconds!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay! I can't wait.
(The movie starts with the opening of Zombie Land Saga, where Sakura is preparing for her next performance, as she introduces herself, and goes outside)
Sakura Minamoto: I'm going now!
(Sakura gets hit by a golf cart with Mordecai and Rigby)
Mordecai / Rigby: Oooooooh!
(Unreal Superhero 3 plays, as Mordecai and Rigby are doing donuts, while the opening credits play)
(After the opening credits, Sakura wakes up and finds herself in a abandoned Krusty Krab)
Sakura Minamoto: Huh? where am I?
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the Krusty Krab! May i take your order?
Sakura Minamoto: Umm, what is this place?
Muscle Man: You know who else is also in this place? My uncle John, he's a mechanic.
Rebecca: Sakura, this here’s the Krusty Krab. Wait… I thought I was the co-cashier. [she starts tearing up] You rehired me back in Season 413!
Mr. Krabs: Do I know you?
Rebecca: Remember me? Rebecca Cessation Anderson? Ya know? The one who you hired TWICE now?
(Nanini, Genesis, and Bobo are eating when they hear Rebecca and Mr. Krabs talk)
Bobo: She’s a lunatic.
(Kirby comes out of the Infiniplex, confused where Tiff and Tuff are.)
Nanini: But she has a point. I mean, we were STUFFED INTO A “CRAMPED”-TYPE EPISODE WITH HER IN IT.
Bobo: Okay? But what does that have to do with anything?
Nanini: While we were cramped into that episode, I had a conversation with Rebecca, and she told me she worked here. She was also a demigirl.
Genesis: Wait… she WAS?
Nanini: I said “was” because she was a demigirl at the time. She still is to this day.
Sakura Minamoto: Listen, I was originally going to reunite back with my idol group but suddenly, I got a hit by a golf cart and found myself here.
Muscle Man: You know who else got reunited? MY MOM!
(One of Sakura's members, Tae Yamada walks in at the Krusty Krab)
Tae Yamada: Whoa, Sakura, is this the place you were working?
Sakura Minamoto: Wait, working? What do you mean by that Tae?
(Fake Frank enters)
Tae Yamada: Isn't this the place you work at? Oh, hey Frank!
Fake Frank: Shut the [CENSORED] up nobody cares about your robot fanfiction.
(Fake Frank leaves)
Arthur: Why is that Frank man so angry I hope's he good.
Buster Baxter: Yup me too Arthur as well.
D.W.: Hi! Arthur what you're doing in this movie 
Arthur: DW!
Sakura Minamoto: So, that was odd.
(Fake Frank Re-enters)
Fake Frank: Know your [CENSORED] place, TRASH!
(Fake Frank leaves again)
Genesis: I thought this was a PG movie, not a repeat of Sailor Mouth!
Bobo: I know, right?
Genesis: Did you know that this form is not my normal form, and that I'm actually a fledgeling shapeshifter?
Nanini and Bobo: Woahhh!
Genesis: It says so on my official wiki page. In the "species" area, it says "Fledgeling shapeshifter". Unfortunately, I never had a chance to reveal this until now!
(Rebecca comes over to the table)
Rebecca: Hmmm, lemme guess, it's because your show ended.
Genesis: Yes. The people watching it never had a chance to see my normal form in the show. However, in my model, it shows my normal form.
Rebecca: Okay? Hmm, I wonder how wearing headphones would work for you. Your ears are on the TOP OF YOUR HEAD.
Genesis: Uh- (She freezes up)
(Nanini has to resort to chopping Genesis in order to unfreeze her)
Genesis: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Sakura Minamoto: Umm, sorry for interrupting your business but, what even is the plot of the movie?
(Everyone looks at Sakura confusedly)
Mr. Krabs: You're right, what even is the plot of the movie?
Peter Griffin: Guys, I think it's about, uh, I forgot! Oh no! This is worse than the time I was sus!
Rebecca: OH, COME O-
(It switches to a cutaway where Peter was an imposter in Among Us.)
Peter Griffin: Hehe, I chose brown because it’s the color of poo.
(Echo Spongebob can be seen at 1% opacity in the background.)
(The cutaway finishes)
Genesis: I don’t understand how Among Us is still in style, even though it’s been… well… not popular for 462 years!
Peter Griffin: Welp, I better skedaddle!
[Peter explodes.]
Chris Rock: (voice) Meanwhile me and my family teleported to 462 years!
Mr Krabs: Wait, did anyone notice that little guy in the background?
Mr Krabs: I must be getting old. 
Kid Chris Rock: Dad I didn't know you could time travel
Drew: Cool!
Tonya: That ain't a damm time travel
Tonya: Hey I actually like that time-traveling stuff Chris and Drew!
Tonya: Hey daddy you can time travel?
Drew: Cool! this is like a Micheal Jackson and Earth, Wind and Fire song and stuff Dad 
Rochelle: Baby where the hell did you take to us to?
Rochelle: God knows it looks bad.
Chris Rock: (voice) Like Bed Stuy?
Julius: It was a Back to the Future video somewhere from Doc's and it was $2 cheap!
Greg: Hey Chris!
Kid Chris Rock: Hey Greg what are you doing here man?
Jerome: Hey lil' dude across the street yo dad is making a movie or some? lemme hold a dollar
Kid Chris Rock: Nah this is a movie from the future
Skips: I've seen this before.
Sakura Minamoto: What is it?
Skips: We're in an animated movie.
Sakura Minamoto: Wait! if we're in an animated movie, WHO IS ANIMATING AND WRITING US?
Chris Rock: (voice) Liar!
(It switches to the movie studio, where the writers are writing the movie)
Incidental W3: So, got any ideas for the next frame?
Incidental W1: Hmm... Let's spawn 2 familiar faces.
Incidental W4: *Gasp* You mean... Stephie and Ciel?
Incidental W1: Yes.
(Martha, Skits, Helen, T.D, Alice, Truman and Carolina walk and notice)
Martha: Helen? where are we? this looks like somewhere on TV.
Skits: (Barks)
Helen: I don't know Martha. do you know Truman? 
Martha: The Krusty Krab? (Martha translates skits)
Alice: Who are those people? I guess they're guests.
TD: I saw some bird and raccoon on a golf cart.
Helen: Yeah it is from the looks of it Alice.
Truman: From the Pacific Ocean looks of it we at a burger restaurant named The Krusty Krab.
Carolina: Este restaurante es horrible! This restaurant is horrible.
Helen: Big Burgertorrium the restaurant that wanted Burger Boy not in business in Wagstaff was horrible! Carolina (laughs)
Martha: It sounds so good!
T.D.: Yeah like Burger Boy!
(We switch back to the movie. Stephie and Ciel spawns)
Ciel: Where are we?
Jerome: Lemme hold y'all dollar
Muscle Man: Who the hell are these losers?
High-Five Ghost: Muscle Man, please don't call them that, I think they were written by the animators.
Muscle Man: Who even cares?
(The Powerpuff Girls fly down)
Bubbles: Blossom? Buttercup where are we this is a Powerpuff movie?
Martha, Helen, T.D., Truman, Alice and Carolina: What's a Powerpuff Girls movie?
Martha: That's a new superhero kinda movie?
Blossom: A Powerpuff movie Bubbles?
Buttercup: No this isn't movie but it's weird!!
Blossom: Okay let's go girls!
(Mordecai and Rigby walk in with the golf cart), (Dan, Chris and Elise walk in) and (Sofia and the Royal Family pop up with the royal carriage)
Mordecai / Rigby: Whoooooa, this is unexpected.
Black Jesus: (Looks) That is fire this ain't Compton.
(Pops up magically)
Dan: This place has terrible burgers! f**k that plot.
Chris: Dan they're good and kind of better then Burgerphile.
Elise: That man got a 10 sized Krabby Patties and small fries?
Princess Sofia: I never seen this before hmm. Hi this looks wonderful!
Princess Amber: Oh No! this isn't The Royal Place.
Prince James: Wow! where are we?
King Roland III: I don't know this seems like a new kingdom
Cedric the Great: I don't like this movie I I mean.. I love! this movie
Rebecca: I think they seem familiar... Are they... Stephie and Ciel from Assigned Male?
Stephie: Correct!
Black Jesus: Man this good...
Muscle Man: Eh, more like MY MOM!
Fish: The fuck you're talkin' about my MOM! man.
Black Jesus: He's just playing man his mama and God is good he knows. 
Skips: Guys can all of you shut the hell up? we have something to discuss.
Nanini: Sure.
Genesis: I wonder what the discussion will be about.
Bobo: I bet it’s about the unknown plot.
Skips: So basically, I brought in someone who knows where the real world is located.
Stephie: The real world?
Skips: Yes.
???: Uhh hey umm can I go here now?
Skips: YOU CAN GO TO THIS SCENE AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
(The person reveals to be Saki Nikaido, one of Sakura's members)
Saki Nikaido: So this is the next scene, Oh! sorry for the interruptions, the names' Saki Nikaido, I'm a delinquent, a very friendly delinquent.
Rigby: Whoooooaaa, delinquents are cool!
Genesis: Uhhh, what's a delinquent? Hold on, let me look it up.
Nanini: What's the point? A delinquent is just a fancy word for "criminal".
Saki Nikaido: Calm down guys I'm actually really friendly, you guys also look cute and tough.
(Rigby then hugs Saki Nikaido)
Saki Nikaido: Aww, thanks man, I really appreciate the hug you gave me.
BluesCluesLover2023: According to all known laws of aviation, bees-
(BluesCluesLover2023 notices that a nuke is coming)
Nanini: EVERYONE, GET AWAY!
(Everyone gets away from the nuke... except for BlueCluesLover2023, who gets hit by the nuke.)
Squidward: Well, that was weird.
Genesis: Yeah, why did he get hit by a LITERAL NUKE?
Peter Griffin: Ok.
Homophobic SpongeBob: Kill yourself Peter Griffin! I hate you! Die! Stupid bitch!
Genesis: No, you.
(Genesis pulls up an Uno reverse card)
Genesis: Wait. Are you implying that Peter's gay? I've always thought he was straight... well, except in that episode where Peter went through that gay phase.
Homophobic SpongeBob: LESBIAN!
Genesis: I mean, you're not wrong. I am one.
Homophobic SpongeBob: I don't want no damn alphabet mafia going after me for spitting facts! THERE'S ONLY 2 GENDERS!
(We switch over to GameTube-Town, Vanta had heard Homophobic SpongeBob from miles away. Ruff Ruffman kidnaps Vanta. Vanta wakes up in Studio G and Curious George and The Man with the Yellow Hat were thinking about where they were at)
Vanta: Why am I here? 
Curious George: (Enthusiastic Monkey chattering)
The Man with the Yellow Hat: We are in a old garage... 
The Man with the Yellow Hat: Studio G? What is this George!
The Curious George Narrator: The Man with the Yellow Hat made a good point this garage was old and strange.
Ruff Ruffman: You're on Fetch! with Ruffman!
Ruff Ruffman: Hi I'm Ruff Ruffman do you wanna be a loser or winner Vanta?
Blossom: (Stares in a bad tone)
Chet: (Flies his plane)
Ruff Ruffman: PBS Kids pissed me and Henry they cancelled PBS Kids Go! and Fetch
Blossom: (Blossom thinks it's a bad idea)
Ruff Ruffman: (to them) It's not a bad manmade idea Blossom and Chet!
Blossom and Chet: (Blossom and Chet nod)
(We're back to Bikini Bottom)
Homophobic SpongeBob: Oh, and you can't change it!
Nanini: Stop giving us epic names if you want us to be uncomfortable! We can easily reclaim them!
Genesis: Why did the topic change?
Homophobic SpongeBob (to Bobo): MENTALLY ILL!
(Bobo gasps, a wave of dysphoria goes over them and they start crying)
Genesis: Alright, Homophobic SpongeBob. Stop it.
BluesCluesLover2023, who was somehow revived: Yeah! If you don't stop, you're not gonna be included in the sequel! Hey, is there even gonna be a sequel?
Whispering Voice: Foreshadowing...
Genesis: Not very likely. Hold up... Did I hear something?
Nanini: I think you might have had an auditory hallucination.
Skips: EVERYONE CALM DOWN, ME AND SAKI ARE GOING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIX THIS MESS.
Saki Nikaido: Oh, hehe, right.
Sakura Minamoto: So, what are we going to do?
Skips: We're going to escape this popsicle stand.
All: WHAT!?
Tae Yamada: So you're telling me that WE'RE GOING TO BREAK THE FOURTH WALL?!
(Nessa appears right next to Tae)
Nessa: I agree with this Skips guy, we should break the fourth wall and find the movie studio.
Muscle Man: You know who else finds the movie studio? MY MOM!
Squidward: CAN YOU CALM DOWN WITH THE "MY MOM" JOKES?!
Rebecca: I agree with Squidward.
(Genesis is looking at her phone and watching LukeDoesThat)
Genesis: What? It's satisfying.
(Suddenly, Megumin appears)
Megumin: EXPLOSIONS!
Squidward: STOP WITH THE EXPLOSIONS YOU STUPID N-
(The movie then cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Kirby and Rube)
SpongeBob SquarePants: (gasp) Squidward! why would you say that?
Patrick Star: Did he just call Megumin a nitwit?
(Kirby whimpers at this.)
Spongebob: Look, we need to have a talk of you saying nitwit.
Squidward: No we don't!
Rube Goldfish: I think so.
(Squidward growls, as they all, execpt Rube, walk away.)
Spongebob: Why would you say that?
Squidward: Shut up, Spongebob, i just got frustrated.
Kirby: Where Tiff?
Spongebob: Who's Tiff?
Kirby: She missing. Me need her.
Patrick: That was one of the most verbal messages I've heard from Kirby.
(Suddenly, the 3 hear a scream from Squidward.)
Squidward: HELP ME, I'M HANGING HERE!
Spongebob: Don't worry, i'll rescue you!
(Spongebob grabs Squidward's hand, but because Squidward is too heavy, Patrick grabs Spongebob legs, but it does not help too.)
(Kirby thinks, "If only Tiff was here, she could call the Warp Star for me..")
(Kirby grabs Patrick's legs, but the cliff breaks at the last second as everybody falls into the ravine.)
(The movie then cuts back to the Krusty Krab)
Octo: Howie, What Are We Doing Here?
Howie: Classic Octo, We Are Eating Here.
Mango Tiki Wiki: Hi Howie, Hi Octo, What’cha Doin’?
Howie: We're good, Mango Tiki Wiki. How about you?
Mango Tiki Wiki: Very nice!
Octo: Yea, yea, let us eat.
(The movie then cuts to Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Kirby falling into the ravine.)
Spongebob: OW!
Patrick: Good thing this brown stuff broke our fall.
Squidward: Oh god. Looks like i'm spending the rest of my life with you 3 buffoons, in this muddy ravine! Just let me leave!
(The movie cuts to Kirby rolling in a puddle of mud.)
Spongebob: Looks like he's having fun.
Squidward: Really, Spongebob? I'm not getting dir-
(Squidward is interrupted by a mysterious voice.)
???: Come, my friends. Grab this rope.
(Everyone grabs the rope and they are slowly rescued, covered in a bit of mud.)
(Kirby looks up, and witnesses somebody.. familiar.)
Kirby: Meta?
Meta Knight: You all needed to be saved. You looked like you were in danger. You're all dirty though. Luckily, I do have a bathtub for you. Come on.
(The movie then cuts to a timecard saying, "4 Baths Later", as it cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, Kirby, Meta Knight, and Rube)
Spongebob Squarepants: I Think Mango Said What Isabella Said on Phineas and Ferb.
Patrick Star: I Think You’re Right.
Rube Goldfish: Wow, What a Reference.
(The movie then cuts back at the Krusty Krab)
Skips: CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE (CENSORED) UP?!
(Everyone then stops)
Skips: Thank you, now, where was I? oh yeah, the movie.
Sakura Minamoto: So, how in the H are we going to escape this S?
Rigby: Hey that's my line!
Skips: I have my own ideas.
(Skips then punches the 4th wall, revealing a movie studio, there is no one there)
Howie: Wow, That’s Really Empty.
Mango Tiki Wiki: Agreed.
Octo: Yep.
Skips: Follow me, we're going somewhere deep into these walls.
Princess Sofia: I wish I could say hi to the writers! (Wishes to her amulet)
Clover: I like movies! (laughs)
Princess Sofia: I like movies too Clover! (giggles)
Princess Amber and Prince James: We are in a movie! Sofia? 
Cedric the Great: I should use my good spells for this.
Princess Amber: Maybe our friends are royal guests!
Princess Sofia: Good point! Amber they love cool adventures 
(Skips then goes inside, as everyone follows)
Tiger: Hello Kipper there is a nice new book of The Anything Movie.
Kipper: What's the Anything Movie? Tiger
Tiger: I don't know...
Skips: Guys, this is what we call, the fourth wall, it's where the setting takes place.
Sakura Minamoto: Whoa, what is that?
(Sakura points at a room, filled with tv's)
Skips: Oh, that is the tv industry, it shows every channel and network.
Sakura Minamoto: Whoa, cool.
Skips: But this is not we're looking for so moving on.
Mango Tiki Wiki: This Feels Uncomfortable.
Octo: Yep.
Howie: Don’t Be Afraid You Guys, It’s Just an Abandoned Studio, What Harm Could It Cause?
Skips: Ok guys, here's the meeting room.
(Skips then opens the door, revealing the room)
Skips: You can go in if you want.
(Everyone goes into the room and sits on the chairs)
Skips: Ok, we're going to discuss about who is animating us.
Nessa: Ooh lore!
Skips: So, we all know that we're in a movie, right?
(Everyone nods)
Skips: And we're still in the first act right?
(Everyone nods)
Skips: Great, now if you want to ask a question raise your hand.
(Mango Tiki Wiki Raises Her Hand)
Skips: Yes?
Mango Tiki Wiki: Look Skips, Not Trying To Be Rude, But What Is The Thing That You’re Looking For?
Skips: We're looking for the animation studio who keeps animating us.
Mango Tiki Wiki: Okay.
Howie: Guys, Maybe we Should Look Harder.
Mango Tiki Wiki: I’m With Howie On This.
Howie: Now Who’s With Me?
Peter Griffin: It's like that one time where this movie is going to cut to the writers again.
(As Peter Griffin said, the movie then cuts back to the writers again)
Incidental W4: Hmm, now that we have more characters what should we have next?
Incidental W1: I know! let's add Quips!
Incidental W6: Who is that?
Incidental W1: He's Skips' cousin! maybe he'll help them.
Incidental W3: That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
(Incidental W3 then pulls out a list and writes the word "Quips")
(The movie then cuts back to Skips and the others)
Megumin: Ok, now that we got that cutaway out of the way, can we do some explosions?
(Quips, Skips' cousin, walks in)
Quips: Zingo!!!
(Everyone groans and becomes disappointed)
Skips: Quips, what the hell are you doing here?
Bobo: I think they wrote him in.
Peter Griffin: I know this is off-topic, but I always thought that... wait, is it "see-ell" or "seal"?
Ciel: "See-ell".
Peter Griffin: Ciel (See-ell). Yeah. I thought they were just... non-binary.
Ciel: Yeah, I'm genderfluid.
Peter Griffin: What is that?
Stephie: It's when your gender constantly changes.
Peter Griffin: Ohhh, yeah. I've heard about your creator doing... weird stuff. But hey, remember to separate the art from the artist.
Vanta (off-screen): UNLESS IT'S THE LOUD HOUSE!
Peter Griffin: I don't know why they're so against it.
Genesis: Don't forget about Notive.
Peter Griffin: Hey, BluesCluesLover2023, want to be a part of my book club?
BluesCluesLover2023: Oh, OK! (jumps off a cliff and dies again)
Ciel: I'm questioning why you even said that. When Lois asked that to you, you twisted your own neck.
Genesis: Can you label yourself nonbinary if you're actually genderfluid?
Peter Griffin: Wait... was I right? Was Ciel actually nonbinary AND genderfluid?
Howie: I Think So.
Peter Griffin: Wait, where the hell did YOU come from?
Ciel: People CAN label themselves as nonbinary when they're genderfluid.
Skips: NO INTERRUPTIONS!
(Everyone becomes silent)
Skips: So, we all know we're in a movie and we have to escape this movie, so we have to think of a plan.
Tae Yamada: What plan?
Skips: THE ESCAPE PLAN.
Muscle Man: You know who else also has a plan? my uncle John, he's a mechanic.
Megumin: So, what are we going to do when we escape the movie?
Skips: We have to find the movie studio and confront them.
Genesis: I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET OUR CREATORS!
Nanini: I think there's a reason why we plan to confront them.
(A hole appears from the ceiling)
Sakura Minamoto: Umm, guys? what's that above us?
Skips: Huh?
(Suddenly, 3 new characters dropped)
Mordecai: NEW GUYS!
Rigby: NEW GUYS!
Mordecai / Rigby: WHOOOOOOOAAAA!
Benson Dunwoody: I don't know what's going on here, but you two have to go back to work, or you're f-Wait, this isn't the park.
Yugiri: Yeah, this seems off.
Quips: What's wrong with her?
(Quips then points to Pomni, who is trying to escape while Echo Spongebob can again be seen in the background)
Mordecai: Dude, she's having a mental crisis.
Muscle Man: You know who else has a mental crisis? no one, except for her.
BluesCluesLover2023, revived once again: I have an idea! Let's time travel to season 501 so we can see Vanta return!
All but BluesCluesLover2023: WHAT?!
Rigby: Wait, did you see that thing next to Pomni back there? Coulda sworn i saw someone.
Rebecca: You're going to disrupt the space-time continuum!
BluesCluesLover2023: Too late!
(BluesCluesLover2023 proceeds to bring everyone including himself to season 501)
Rebecca: Where are we exactly?
(Rebecca looks back and sees Vanta running to Bikini Bottom)
Vanta: I'M BACK BABY-
(Vanta bumps into Rebecca)
Vanta: That's weird, I never thought that I would bump into a demigirl with her friends from the past, and here I am, bumping into a demigirl with HER FRIENDS FROM THE PAST?!
BluesCluesLover2023: Hey, Vanta!
Future BluesCluesLover2023: I KNEW IT!! YOU'RE TIME TRAVELLERS!! YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!
BluesCluesLover2023: What? It's me...FROM THE FUTURE?!
Future Rebecca: What's going on, BluesCluesLover2023?
Rebecca / Future Rebecca: OH MY GOD IS THAT MY FUTURE SELF?! / OH MY GOD IS THAT MY PAST SELF?!
Vanta: I am SO confused right now. I thought time traveling didn't exist. Now I see two of EVERYONE! Am I dreaming? Do I have double vision? Am I delusional?
Homophobic SpongeBob: Yes, you are delusional.
Future Maybelle: Why are there 2 Rebeccas?
Rebecca: Lemme guess, my cousin's grammar got better in the future?
Future Rebecca: Yes. But she might overuse some Gen Alpha slang. Which can get annoying.
Vanta: I'm Gen Z.
Rigby: Ugh, this place is boring, does anyone have some whole wheat donuts we could eat?
Yugiri: Did you say.... whole wheat DONUTS?
Rigby: Yeah.
Yugiri: Oh! I have a box of them right here!
(Yugiri then shows the box and opens it, revealing a lot of whole wheat donuts)
Skips: Everyone grab a donut!
(Everyone then grabs a donut, except the future versions)
Megumin: Now what?
Mordecai: EAT THEM!
(Everyone except the future selves proceed to eat their donut, causing them to teleport back to the meeting room, it's present day)
Skips: Finally, we're back to normal.
Sakura Minamoto: Yeah, are we going to ask about this whole animation thing?
Skips: Oh, right.
Rebecca: Hold on, I'm gonna bring my cousin with me.
(Rebecca stretches her arm and brings Maybelle and Fink with her)
Maybelle: Cuzzie? Why me here?
Fink: I'm not even related to her!
Skips: CAN YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP???
(Everyone is silent)
Skips: Thank you.
Yugiri: So, how are we gonna escape this world?
Skips: We must do it the Skips way.
Sakura Minamoto: Erm, what do you mean by the Skips way?
Skips: Follow me.
(Skips runs and exits the meeting room, as everyone runs and follows him)
(Skips then runs to a floor titled "ACT 2")
Sakura Minamoto: Whoa, the second act of the movie, that's so cool!
Nessa: Skips, what are we exactly going to do again?
Skips: In order to find the exit door, you must find a blue square.
Tae Yamada: A blue square?
(Skips then sees the blue square)
Skips: EVERYONE HOLD YOUR HAND! WE'RE ESCAPING THIS KRAB!
(Everyone then grabs their hands, as Skips enters the blue square, causing everyone to noclip to a different place)
Sakura Minamoto: Whoa, where, are we?
Skips: The storyboard of the movie, you have to look down to read your lines.
(Everyone looks down and sees the dialogue)
(1 Character Appears)
Angie: Where…Am….I…
(Angie Gasps)
Angie: Who Are You Guys!?
Howie: I Was Asking The Same Thing Too.
Angie: Let Me Clear This Up, I’m Angie, I Am From Pokémon, Most Notably Pokémon The Series: Diamond and Pearl.
Skips: Quick, everyone grab a script.
(Everyone proceeds to grab a script from Skips)
Skips: Now read em.
All: Welcome to Act 2, the storyboard world, here you can see that your colors are blank and your frame speed is slow, if you are reading this, you're lucky, from the writers.
Nessa: Well, that was useless.
Muscle Man: You know who else is also useless? MY M-Wait, what's that?
Rigby: What do you mean by that?
(Muscle Man then points to a nearby city, with a sign titled "Script Highway, Population: 210")
Rigby: Script Highway population 210?!
Howie: That’s a Name Of a City!?
Angie: This is Shocking.
Sakura Minamoto: I think this is the place.
Skips: Please don't tell me you used spoilers.
Sakura Minamoto: Sorry.
Skips: Anyways, let's ask some citizens of this well-known Script Highway.
Mordecai: ASKING!
Rigby: ASKING!
Mordecai / Rigby: OHHHHHH!
(Suddenly, the duo suddenly bumps into a citizen of the city)
Megumin: Well, we just got our first person to ask.
Ruff Ruffman: Hey Ruff Ruffman here want to be a Fetcher on my show?
Benson Dunwoody: Why don't you ask the fellow citizen.
Megumin: Okay, here it goes... LISTEN HERE YOU USELESS CITIZEN, IF YOU DON'T TELL US WHERE THE MOVIE STUDIO IS, I'LL-
Benson Dunwoody: WHOA WHOA WHOA, CHILL OUT!
(Everyone then grabs Megumin by the arms)
Benson Dunwoody: I'll do it myself.
Megumin: Fine.
Benson Dunwoody: Ahem, hello kind stranger, are you a citizen of this city?
Script Highway citizen #1: Yes.
Benson Dunwoody: Is this Act 2?
Script Highway citizen #1: Yes.
Benson Dunwoody: What show am I from?
Script Highway citizen #1: Regular Show.
Benson Dunwoody: What show is Sakura from?
Script Highway citizen #1: Zombie Land Saga.
Benson Dunwoody: And what show are they-
(The citizen proceeds to say everyone's show and Echo Spongebob, Benson was shocked)
Benson Dunwoody: Whoa, guess you've known a lot. But anyways, have you seen the animation movie studio? Also who's Echo Spongebob? You're crazy.
Script Highway citizen #1: What?
Benson Dunwoody: You know, the ones who are animating us?
Script Highway citizen #1: Sorry, but I do not know these ones who are animating you, if you want to ask more citizens please visit the city.
(The citizen then walks away)
Tae Yamada: So erm, does anyone have a source of transportation? anyone?
Skips: Wait, there's more to the script.
(Everyone then reads the script again and looks down)
All: P.S, you can also imagine things in this act like a house, a computer or something like that.
Tae Yamada: OH! okay, Skips you give a try.
Skips: That's easy.
(Skips then thinks about a car, as a car appears out of thin air)
Skips: Everyone get in.
(Everyone then gets inside the car)
Skips: Next stop, Script Highway.
(Skips then starts the car and drives it to the city, as Whistle by Josh Hutcherson plays in the scene)
(The montage begins as everyone starts asking the citizens in Script Highway)
(After the montage)
Rigby: Welp, looks like no one knows about the studio, we're doomed.
(2 Characters Appear)
Fluttershy: Where Are We?
Cali Grizzly: I Don’t Know, But Whatever We Are, Maybe We’ll Find a Way Out.
Fluttershy: EEEK!!! DOG IN UNDERPANTS!!!
Howie: Huh? Why Is That Girl Screaming, I Am Wearing Clothes!
Cali Grizzly: Calm Down Fluttershy, It’s Just a Character From Almost Naked Animals.
Fluttershy: I Think You’re Right.
(Rigby then stares to Fluttershy from afar, he was blushing and smiling, as Mordecai goes right near to him with a smug face)
Mordecai: What are you looking at?
Rigby: N-Nothing!!! I swear.
(Mordecai then looks at Fluttershy then looks back at Rigby with a smirk)
Mordecai: You're SIMPING!
Rigby: NO, NONONONONO I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HER, NO MORDECAI I SWEAR TO GOD.
Muscle Man: What's going on here?
Mordecai: RIGBY WANTS FLUTTERSHY TO BE HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND!
(Muscle Man laughs at Mordecai's response)
Rigby: STOP TALKING!
Muscle Man: Dude, you should ask her out.
Mordecai: Yeah dude, it's the only way.
Rigby: No! nonononono! I am not going to do it!
Mordecai: Too late.
(Mordecai and Muscle Man push Rigby right into Fluttershy)
Muscle Man: Now you should do it.
(Fluttershy Starts To Notice Rigby and Blushes)
Rigby *Giggles and Blushes*
(Howie Interrupts)
Howie: What Are You Doing?
Angie: Howie, Don’t Interrupt Rigby Simping On a Equestria Girls Character.
Howie: Sorry.
(Howie Walks Away From Rigby and Fluttershy)
(Angie Starts Laughing)
Rigby: Uhh, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes? what is it?
(Rigby is about to cry)
Rigby: I have something... to say.
Fluttershy: What is it...
Rigby: I LOVE YOU!!!
(Rigby then starts crying on the floor)
(Fluttershy Starts To Blush and Shed Tears a Little)
Angie: Mordecai, Right?, So, I Think Your Friend Is Simping on a Equestria Girls Character.
(Rigby continued crying on the floor, as Fluttershy pats him on the head to calm him down)
Rebecca: I'm wondering why a raccoon is even in love with a pony.
Maybelle: Wuv?
Rebecca: Yes, Maybie. Love. Specifically, an interseries love- Ciel, can you please stop staring at me like that? It's creeping me out.
(Ciel keeps staring at Rebecca)
Rebecca: Stop,
(Ciel is still staring at Rebecca, Nanini chops them out of it)
Ciel: NANINI, WHAT THE FRICK?
Nanini: Sorry, but you were creeping me and Becky out.
Stephie: I remember my deadname.
Vanta (Off screen): I don't really have a deadname. I mostly wanna stick with Payten.
Skips: So, since you guys are new, you heard about the movie studio?
Fluttershy: The what now?
Mordecai: You know, the ones who are animating us?
Fluttershy: Oh, I heard about it, when I teleported here, I saw a door that said "ACT 3" while I was falling, I think it was right there.
(Fluttershy then points to a comically large building)
Rigby: So you're telling me, WE'RE GONNA GO UP THERE???
Skips: I think so, come on guys, let's go.
(Skips then runs to the building, as everyone follows)
(Skips and everyone then enter the building, as a guard noticing)
Script Highway guard #1: Hey! what are you doing here?
Mordecai: Oh, hey, we're just gonna go find the exit.
Script Highway guard #1: What do you mean by exit, oh no! the movie studio!
(The guard then grabs his phone)
Script Highway guard #1: The intruders are escaping, I repeat, the intruders are escaping.
(The people in the building unzip themselves revealing there are also guards)
Sakura Minamoto: Oh no! what are we gonna do?
Skips: We tried it the nice way, now we're gonna do the Skips way.
Sakura Minamoto: HUH?!
(Ballroom Blitz by Sweet starts to play)
Nessa: WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Skips: This is our next fight scene, so be ready.
Nessa: Oh! I love fighting!
Saki Nikaido: I'll count one to three!
Mordecai: You need to do it immediately, the guards are coming at us!
Saki Nikaido: 3.... 2.... 1!
Mordecai: CHARGE!!!
(The fight scene begins, as the characters start to fight the guards, as they venture through every floor)
(After the fight scene, the characters finally made it to the top)
Rigby: Ugh, that was tiring.
Yugiri: I should've bring more water with me, I'm dehydrated.
Fluttershy: Guys, what's that?
Princess Sofia: *gasping* What is that! mountain?
Prince James: Horray! those are royal guards.
Princess Amber: Oh No! I'm not loving this
Cedric the Great: That is a bad spell!
Muscle Man: THE DOOOOORRR!
(Everyone starts crawling to the door, as they're tired)
Rigby: We're gonna... make it!
Mordecai: Hold the line!
(Mordecai slowly opens the door, causing everyone to teleport to the next act)
Megumin: AHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!!!!
Muscle Man: OH NO BRO!
(Everyone proceeds to scream as they're teleporting to the next act. Everyone then wakes up)
Mordecai: Ugh, where, am I?
Rigby: Mordo are you okay?
Mordecai: Yeah, I'm fine.... where, are we?
Sakura Minamoto: Hey, you okay?
The Man with The Yellow Hat: Oh boy... George!! this is certainly not The City or N Ave 
Rigby: JUST TELL US WHERE WE ARE!
Skips: Mordecai, Rigby, we're in the third act.
Mordecai: The third act? it looks very dark in here.
Skips: Yeah, because our next goal is to find a lightswitch in this room.
Megumin: I.. think I found it, no it's just a wall.
Tae Yamada: Ugh, where is this lightswitch? this room is boring.
Muscle Man: GUYS GUYS GUYS I FOUND THE LIGHTSWITCH.
Megumin: Wait really? where?
(Muscle Man then turns on the lights, as everyone sees that they're a stock image of themselves)
All: AHHHHHHH!!!
Mordecai: WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
Bobo: Something must’ve happened that turned us into stock images of OURSELVES.
Maybelle: Me not know me have stock image.
Rebecca: This reminds me of that one BFB episode where Flower had to insert money into the computer because the budget was depleting.
(A cutaway to the scene of BFB 29 where Purple Face tells Flower to insert her $50,000 bill into Announcer's laptop starts)
Purple Face: YAH! Now we look even WORSE! Did you even think I, Purple Bro, could POSSIBLY look any worse, Flower?! Hurry!
Flower: Oh my god... but I--
Purple Face: FLOWER!!! PLEASE!!!
Flower: ARRRRGH FINE! OKAY!
(Still in the scene, Flower pushes the $50,000 note into the laptop, restoring the animation to normal.)
(The cutaway ends. We're back to Act 3)
SpongeReal: how did i get here?? well just remember everyone that my sudden appearance may or may not be canon in the SpongeReal SquarePants universe!
Sakura Minamoto: We're in Act 3.
Megumin: Yeah, I still don't know what to call this zone.
Mordecai: What about, Stock Image Street?
Megumin: Oh yeah yeah yeah, we're in Stock Image Street.
Bobo: Out of all the things I expected today, I didn't expect to be a stock image.
Nanini: Why do I remind myself of UNNATURAL_NOT_FOUND?
SpongeReal: I'm already a stock image!
Homophobic SpongeBoj: I hate the gays! I hate them!
Homophobic SpongeBob: Shut the fuck up! I hate you!
Peter Griffin: Wow, this sure is interesting!
Brian Griffin: Peter, I think this is very illegal.
Lois Griffin: I agree with Brian!
Peter Griffin: Shut up Meg.
[Meg Griffin explodes]
Brian Griffin: Woah, ass ahoy.
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity! 
Ruff Ruffman: Who cares about this dumb movie! I wanna have new Fetchers not trying to be selfish and stuff 
Patrick Star: This is one of the worst movies ever!
SpongeBob: Calm down Patrick, there's only 45 minutes left.
Squidward: I'm not sitting through this shit! I'm leaving!
Luigi Mario: Mamma mia!
Skips: CAN YOU ALL JUST SHUT, THE (CENSORED), UP!!!
(Everyone becomes silent)
Skips: Thank you., now where was I?
Sakura Minamoto: OH RIGHT, THE MOVIE STUDIO! Where is it?
(Everyone then looks everywhere for another exit)
Muscle Man: GUYS, I FOUND THE EXIT!
Nessa: WHERE?
(Muscle Man then points to a door afar)
Fluttershy: What the (CENSORED) is that?
Benson Dunwoody: Ugh, sentence enhancers.
Rebecca: Well, one of the “sentence enhancers” from my universe is… I don’t want to say this in front of Maybie.
(Rebecca whispers “blort” into Benson’s ear)
(Benson nods at her response)
Muscle Man: Come on guys, let's get hitched without their mitch!
(Muscle Man runs to the door and Spongebob shows up. He looks frustrated)
SpongeBob: HEY! Who told you guys to forget ME?!? THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE MOVIE? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS?!? I GOT REPLACED BY A BUNCH OF GOOFY CHARACTERS WHO ARE NOT EVEN FROM MY SHOW. This time, remember, ONLY THE CANON CHARACTERS CAN APPEAR!!!
(The rule happens. everyone dies. Now we see the normal character SpongeBob enjoying life in the normal place, Bikini Bottom, without these twisted spotlight stealers)
SpongeBob: Ahh, that's much better!
Sandy: You did tha right thang!
Patrick: Yeah! You.. uh... i don't know. But it was great!
Squidward: (mad)
(Squidward gets removed. DELETED! sound is heard)
GAMC: WHY DID YOU REMOVE ALL THESE FRICKIN CHARACTERS
SpongeBob: I didn't even get to appear a single time thanks to them!
GAMC: IT IS TIME TO DELETE YOU! I OWN SPONGEBOB FANON AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT!!!!1!!1! (untrue phrase)
SpongeBob: NOT SO FAST! Go to the amazing digital circus
(It actually turns out SpongeBob is his 2026 counterpart)
GAMC: WHAT?!?
(SpongeBob somehow yeets GAMC into that circus from the reboot. We see Krusty in the circus)
Krusty: Hey GAMC HUAHUAHAUHUA
GAMC: THIS PLACE IS STUPID! DELETED!
2026 spongebob: HEY YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM THE STUPID CIRCUS
GAMC: THEN HOW DID YOU DO IT?
2026 spob: i killed kru-
GAMC: DELETED!!! AHAHAHAHA! AND BIKINI BOTTOM? DELETED TOO!!!
(there's only the void...)
Krabs (off-screen): WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...
(GAMC realizes his mistake but he won't undo it. Eventually, everything went back to its chaotic, non-SpongeBob selves via a new Big Bang and everything continued from where it was before 2026 SpongeBob and GAMC ruined it all.)
Sakura Minamoto: CAN YOU JUST OPEN THE DOOR ALREADY?!
Princess Amber: Maybe let's run!
Muscle Man: Ok fine, but you need to chill out.
(Muscle Man opens the door, revealing the same room, this time it's light gray)
Muscle Man: Well, that's strange.
Maybelle: Rooms getting wighter!
Fink: I'm your age, yet you still speak like a baby.
Bobo: I'm going to guess the next room will be white.
(Everyone runs to the door)
Princess Sofia, Princess Amber, James, Clover and Cedric: Oh No!
Princess Sofia: What is that? (scared)
King Roland II: We will be okay everyone! it's just a strange door
Queen Miranda: We absoluetly will be alright (hugs)
Rigby: This time, I'll open it.
(Rigby tries to open the door, it's locked)
Rigby: Ah shoot, it's locked.
Nanini: Don't worry, Rigby, I will CHOP IT.
(Nanini chops through the door, it leads to the same room, but this time, it's gray and it has furniture)
Rigby: Whoa, cool.
Rebecca: Wait, It's going darker?
Maybelle: Me must be dumb.
Genesis: Let me guess, the next room is black? Vantablack if you will?
Ciel: Everybody, watch this!
(Ciel uses their eye lasers to disintegrate the next door)
Rebecca: Cool!
Maybelle: Supa-enby?
Ciel: Good guess, but actually no. You see, somehow, when you’re not your birth gender, at least in this universe and the universe I came from, you gain… EYE LASERS. 
(Everyone goes into the next room, which is black and is full of things people hate.) 
Stephie: This was the hate-room? Me and Ciel were here? 
Ciel: There's a flaw. How did Vanta discover this? 
Tater (the one from Primos): Oye, Stephie and “Seal”! 
Ciel: It’s “C-L”. 
Tater: Welcome back! Say, who are all of these other people? 
(Vanta talks over Tater, saying "CANCER, CANCER, CANCER, CANCER, CANCER!") 
Vanta (offscreen): I'm cringing so hard. WHERE'S GAMC WHEN YOU NEED HIM? GAMC! DELETE HER. DELETE THAT CANCER.
Stephie: Ya know, you (referring to Tater) are hated because you are: one, cringe, and two, your show is a bit racist. Me and Ciel are hated because WE'RE TRANS, AND OUR CREATOR IS W E I R D.
voice: yeah yeah this is sad n all but I’m wondering when I’m supposed to appear! 
Vanta: what the? [Tuba shows up besides them] Tuba what are you doing here? 
Tuba: I wanted to know when I was going to appear in this movie! I mean I’m on one of the posters.
Vanta: That was just concept art it wasn’t supposed to be a reflection of the final product.
K.O.: What about me, Dendy, Carol, Gecky, this gal (referring to Milly from the new fanon), and the meme signal sticker?
Meme Signal Sticker: Uh?
Vanta: I don't even know what I was THINKING in the original poster.
Anthony (Bambi): Don't worry, I will "delete" that gal, if you know what I mean.
Vanta: JESUS, I KNOW I DON'T LIKE HER BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WIELD A FRICKIN GUN!
2026 spogengb: e
Vanta: You know, you remind me of Spong. Ya know, like the joke FNF version?
Rebecca: YOU MURDERED ME.
20562535 spoEUngOBubv: because YOU'RE NOT SPOBBLEH PANCUT CHARACTER. spobgenbob is the MOST ADVERTISED CHARACTER OF THE FILM
Rebecca: That moment when SpongeBob was originally going to be just watching this movie. Also, are you okay?
Stephie: What a fourth wall breaking moment.
Ciel: Reminds me of that one guy.
Homophobic SpongeBob: Sorry guys
Homer Simpson: What the? Homophobic SpongeBob!?! What are you doing here!?!
Homophobic SpongeBob: Taking over.
Marge Simpson: You can't do that! That's illegal!
Homophobic SpongeBob: I rule you all now. I will now turn into-
Lesbian SpongeBob: Fuck you.
Homophobic SpongeBob: WHAT!?!
Vanta: How can a boy be lesbian?
SpongeBoj: Who the hell is this!?!
Bart Simpson: Don't have a cow man!
Kirby: Note!
Waluigi: Wah! I'm Waluigi!
Ciel: Who the fuck are you people?
Anti-Swearing Bob: WHAT THE FUCK!?! DID YOU JUST SHITTING SWEAR? STOP THAT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Vanta: I’m starting to remember my past anti-swearing self.
Lisa Simpson: Hey guys!
Cleveland Brown: Hey, will you people be quiet? Me and the fellow Jolly Lodgers residents are getting tired of your shit!
Kirby: Noote!
Squidward's Nose: Yeah! How about we beat them up!
Glenn Quagmire: Giggity!
Nanini: Man, what a flanderization.
Kirby, yelling: NOTE!
(Everybody stops to look at Kirby, who has a note.)
Vanta: Dear Kirby, I have kidnapped your little friends from Cappy Town, and they are in my lair. They miss you, and i am happy. From... DARK MATTER!?
(Everybody gasps, realizing where Tiff and Tuff have been all this time.)
Flanders: Did anyone call for me?
Ciel: No.
Fink: Well, If it isn’t momma’s boy!
Vanta: AH! GET AWAY FROM ME, FINK!
Seymour Skinner: Pathetic.
Vanta: You know, Vanta is a nickname. I’m Vantablack.
Skips: WAIT A SECOND, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
(Skips points to a sign, saying "In order to go to Act 4, you must translate this binary code")
Tae Yamada: Ooh binary! I love it!
Vanta: I’m non-binary. Plus, I can’t read binary straight from my mind. There’s a rumor going around that enbies are scared of binary.
Ciel: I exist to CRUSH THE GENDER BINARY!
Vanta: Okay, off topic. Anyways, there's this string of ones and zeroes that seem like they could form something.
(While Vanta is talking, Anthony is banging a pipe on Tater's head, making the Italian EAS alarm)
Vanta: ANTHONY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
(Silence)
Anthony: Uhhh, don’t ask.
Vanta: THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS TO IGNORE HER! Wait- has she been following us? Well, at least she's not Skibidi Toilet.
Tater (under head trauma): I'm DrOpPiNg AnD eUrOpE iS fAlLiNg
2026 SpongeBob: THAT'S MY THEME SONG, TATER.
(The binary code is-)
Tater: we get to name the kid AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiN
(I HAVEN'T FINISHED WITH MY SENTENCE! It's...)
Vanta: You know I can just translate it from the internet, but I'm not gonna do it.
(The binary text untranslated reads "01010111 01001111 01010111 00100001 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100100 01110110 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01100001 01110010 00111111 00100000 01000011 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100001 00100000 01001111 01101000 00101100 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110101 01101110 01101100 01101111 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01000001 01100011 01110100 00100000 00110100 00100001")
2026 sponzegub: well good thing i have the POWER OF INTERNET inside me (takes a computer and fiddles around with it) THE BINARY CODE I-
(commercial break occurs)
2026: p SPOEng: HEYYY! The code is "WOW! You have advanced this far? Cool! Oh, and if you're reading this, you just unlocked the door to Act 4!" wait what's act 4
Vanta: You idiot! It’s the next act.
2026 spONGebb: but WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ACT
Vanta: We're in a movie. ARE YOU DEAF?
2026 spponebub: BUT MOVIES ARE NOT LIKE SONIC ZONES
Vanta: Actually, they kind of are!
(Riggy kicks the door to the next act down from the inside of Act 4)
Vanta: RIGGY WHAT THE FU-
(Audrey from Harvey Girls Forever appears in front of Vanta)
Vanta: AH! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! Look. Ever since I got the picture of her, I've been getting jumpscared by her no matter WHAT, even here!
Anthony: I will "delete" her too if you want.
Vanta: NO!
2026 Spoengub: got it. if you delete the picture of her, then it's ✨𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓶 𝓢𝓸𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓭✨ no more jumpscares
Vanta: You know what Anthony did with Tater? Well…
(Anthony had already gave Riggy head trauma)
Vanta: That’s the wrong person! YOU GAVE RIGGY HEAD TRAUMA.
2026 spohUGNgbob: and now he sings MY theme song TOO
Riggy: soup
Tater: SpOOOnge auh
Vanta: ANTHONY! STOP GIVING PEOPLE HEAD TRAUMA!
Anthony: No promises!
Vanta: WHAT THE-
Audrey: Oh, don't you dare.
(Anthony is about to hit Audrey with a metal pipe, but Audrey grabs the metal pipe, and hits Anthony with it)
Audrey: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
Rebecca: Audrey, my fella, giving Anthony head trauma is unnecessary.
Audrey: BUT BECKY-
Vanta: I just know that Anthony isn't going to sing 2026 SpongeBob's theme song...
(Anthony inhales, Vanta is excited because they think that he's going to sing the full lyrics to Ulterior Motives. If you don't get it, Vanta's from 2023, and in their timeline, Ulterior Motives isn't found yet)
Anthony: Who lives in a pineapple kinder the flea! SPOBBLEH PANCUT!
An epic concert of the SpongeBob 2026 theme song starts
Vanta: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Anthony: I'm dropping AND EUROPE IS FALLING
(an angry crowd somehow shows up out of nowhere)
2026 sppigobugn (singing alongside): THA SPOGBOB SWEARPANS
Vanta: WHY DOES EVERYTIME SOMEONE GETS HEAD TRAUMA, THEY SING 2026 SPONGEBOB'S THEME SONG?
Audrey: I don't know.
2026 spongebob: because THAT'S THE ONLY CONSEQUENCE OF HEAD TRAUMA 🎶we get to name the kid AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN🎶 HEY!
Tater: soup
Riggy: spOUUNge AUh
Anthony: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi!
RIggy: WE WON
2026: PEPSI wanna be with uber aush SquiDWArd
Tater: soak hearts
Anthony: SO WATCH IT
everyone: ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!
(a huge explosion occurs but somehow nothing got damaged, but Kirby does get flinged to a random location.)
Vanta (offscreen): I thought nobody had done this in the movie before now.
2026 spogneub: spong
bob
squar
pan
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Vanta: AAAAAAH SPONGEBOB!! STOOOOOOOP!!!
Vanta: Wait.. did i just fling Kirby? Oh no.
2026 sppongeubb: NOW you're getting the hang of it
Vanta: No! Seriously STOP!
2026 sppongeubb: i bet you don't want to listen the UNUSED theme song!
Vanta: No. No I do not.
(Vanta starts jubisliding away while failing horribly)
2026 spo geubb: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 
Riggy: who lives in a pineapple under da sneeze
anthony: 🧽⬛👖
2026 spongebub: i smoke that meth
old man walker: woah
Tater: IS not full of PREGY i dndnfgk...
everyone: SpongeBOOOOOOOOoooooooooob SQUARPANS!
(while an epic guitar track is playing, we see a theater watching the film)
Viewers: what the heck is this junk
a random other viewer: (dies of laughter)
(Return to the concert where the crew ended singing and the applauses from the angry crowd are heard)
Vanta: Alright 2026 SpongeBob, you have ulterior motives. You too, Audrey!
Audrey: What did I DO? I only gave Anthony head trauma in order to have him know how he likes it.
Vanta: Yeah. BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE SINGING 2026 SPONGEBOB'S THEME SONG! IT'S ALSO MADE BY AI, if you are serious, also like Under the Sunlight. (They say this while pulling out their phone and showing the wiki page)
Bobo: Is that ME?
2026 spungbeob: so you basically get mad at people for singing a song? huh. moving on and let's go to "ACT 5: THERE'S A FIFTH ONE?"
(Vanta runs to Act 4, bringing the ones with head trauma with them. The others follow them)
Vanta: What's the point of 5 acts?
2026 spongebub: IT'S THE BOSS ACT REMEMBER? the one with... w e d o n ' t k n o w w h o
(Tater, Anthony, and Riggy start to recover) 
Tater: Ughhh, dónde estoy? 
Anthony: AUDREY YOU HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES 
Riggy: Why are you wielding a gun? 
Vanta: That doesn't make sense? THE TIME IT TAKES TO RECOVER FROM HEAD TRAUMA ISN'T LIKE 5 MINUTES! 
Matthias: I’m gonna probe Jack?! (The source of the line was from an autocorrect video where he reads autocorrect fails and he forgets the “not”) 
(Tater bursts out laughing) 
Tater: You’re gonna what? 
2026 Spongeub: OKAY WHAT THE HECK IS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE AND HWY IS EVERYOBODY MENTIONING THESE TYPE OF THINGIES
Vanta: Look up said phase.
(Suddenly, a beam of light shines above them)
Nessa: Ugh, who is that?
(It's revealed that the beam of light was Arre 320, the real creator of the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki)
Arre 320: Hello, my fellow children.
Mr. Krabs: Mother of pearl! it's the real god himself, Arre 320!
2026 Spongeubb: THE REAL ONE!!!!!! not like THAT impostor
(Later scenes would involve a huge fight between Arre the God and GAMC the Dictator. But first, write a scene that involves the climax between them)
Arre 320: I just want to say one more thing.
Muscle Man: Yes, and what is it?
Ruff Ruffman: Hey Blossom that 2026 SpongeBob is crazy he travelled to 2026
Arre 320: I'll give you one more chance.
All but 2026 SpongeBob: WHAT CHANCE?
(Arre 320 then snaps its fingers, causing everyone to teleport to Act 5, the real world)
Megumin: Whoa, what is this place?
Skips: This is the last act, the real world.
2026 spongeubb: the BOSS act?
Arre 320: Yes, you gotta go fight the evil dictator who thinks he owns Spongebob Fanon, GAMC, and-
2026 spongebub: INCOMMIIIING!
GAMC: THERE YOU ARE, ARRE. YOU DON'T OWN SPONGEBOB FANON, I DO!
Arre 320: That is not true. The one who owns SpongeBob Fanon is I. You asked for this, peasant.
(A huge fight between Arre and GAMC occurs. DO NOT UNDO. Later on, Arre wins)
(Rebecca is speechless)
Anthony: Soooo, should I-
Audrey: NO!
Tater: Let me introduce myself. If you don't know. I'm Tater Ramirez Humphrey, but people call me Tater, Tatie, or Tater-Tot.
Anthony: Well, that was unnecessary.
Vanta: Well, I have to go, my people need me.
(Vanta ascends)
Note: Vanta died on the way back to her home planet
Vanta (who is still alive and will return in Season 501): OH COME ON!
Anthony: Tater?
Tater: Yeah?
(Anthony pulls out a FRICKIN' GUN)
Tater: Oh mierda!
(Anthony shoots Tater, effectively killing her.)
2026 spongebob: looks like it's only you and me now. we have to reach the end of the film by.. WHA? ONLY 30 MINUTES LEFT?!? BUT THE CREDITS ARE GONNA LAST LIKE 15 MINUTES!
Anthony: I'm pretty sure the credits are shorter than that.
(Rebecca and Audrey walk onto screen)
Rebecca: There's more than just you two.
Anthony: WHAT?
Stephie: OH MY GOD! HE KILLED TATER!
Ciel: YOU BA-
(Tater gets revived)
Tater: OYE-
Peter Griffin: You were supposed to be dead.
(Peter Griffin slices his neck)
Audrey: OH MY GOD-
(Anthony pulls out a gun, Audrey screams, Anthony puts the gun back, Audrey stops screaming)
Anthony: I wasn't gonna shoot you, I just wanted to see your reaction.
Audrey: WHAT THE FU-
(A muffled off-screen scream from Vanta can be heard, as they keep accidentally scaring themselves with the picture of Audrey)
Audrey: Oh, for crying out loud! VANTA, THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF!
Vanta: You're staring into my frickin' soul! Also, I SWEAR THERE WERE NETFLIX ICONS FOR YOUR SHOW.
Howie: Oh Wow, Netflix Has Gone Too Far.
Mango Tiki Wiki: Agreed With You Howie.
Vanta: I'm pretty sure they removed the icons shortly after the show ended... or they never got icons.
Audrey: Icons?
(Audrey's eyes slowly fill with tears)
Vanta: I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE, BUT I HAVE MEMORIES OF IT BEING IN THE PROFILE SELECTION SCREEN. I USED TO WATCH THE EPIC TALES OF CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS ON IT. Also, the fact that the Loud House movie's on there.
Matt Rose (voice only): SKULL EMOJI!
Vanta: Seriously, why did they give Loud House of ALL THINGS A MOVIE? What's next? Casagrandes?
Audrey: Uh, that released in 2024.
Vanta: Netflix has- Oooh, a Nextplay Glitz and Glitter Boombox! I know what it's associated with!
Anthony: I wonder what happened to Ulterior Motives.
Tater: It got lost, DUH!
Anthony: AH! GET AWAY FROM ME, CANCER!
(Vanta starts playing Ulterior Motives on the aformentioned boombox)
Audrey: I wonder what happened to Lucretia.
Anthony: Ssshhh! WAIT UNTIL THE SEQUEL HAPPENS.
Bobo: You know, one of the posters say to watch to the end.
Ciel: Woah. THIS WHOLE MOVIE IS A FOURTH WALL BREAK.
Howie: Crazy.
Mango Tiki Wiki: Agreed.
Octo: Uh Huh.
(Suddenly, Kirby bonks Octo by falling on him.)
Octo: OW! 
Kirby: Tiff, Tuff, kidnapped, Matter Dark, from Note!
Howie: Uh... What did he just say?
Octo: Don't worry, I'm a Kirby whisperer.
Octo: Poyo, poyo poyo poyo yoai poyo.
Octo: He said that Tiff and Tuff were kidnapped by a strange entity called "Dark Matter".
Howie: That's horrible! Wait.. Who's Tiff and Tuff?
(Princess Sofia and Princess Amber almost fall)
Prince James: Sofia! and Amber watch out!
Princess Sofia and Princess Amber: Woah! woah! oh my goodness
Princess Sofia: I'm okay! (giggles)
Princess Amber: Me too.. (annoyed)
Clover: I want a yummy burger! Sofe
Princess Sofia: I wish Clover could have a little Krabby Patty.
Clover: Thanks! Sofia this is cool
Princess Sofia: Yayy Hi! Ruby and Jade (hugs) what kingdom or city are we?
Ruby and Jade: Hi Sofia! this isn't The Village or Enchanica.
Princess Amber: Hi! Ruby and Jade this is a strange but scary movie!
Cedric the Sorcerer: How the Heck your friends found us under the sea! Sofia are we talking to the audience?
Princess Sofia: I don't know how but it's wonderful they're here!
(Bunny Appears)
Bunny: Where….Am…. I…….
Howie: Wait, Bunny!?
Bunny: Wait Howie, I’m Literally So Confused.
(Audrey stares into Bunny’s soul. Audrey then tries to make the same pose she did in the picture that scared Vanta)
Anthony: WAIT, NO-
2026 spouGNRbob: what-
Bunny: I don’t get what’s happening.
Angie: Honestly, me neither.
Howie: This is so weird…
Ciel: HOW AM I HALLUCINATING?! SOMEONE PINCH ME! I MUST BE HAVING A NIGHTMARE!
Audrey: This is no nightmare.
Vanta: AHHHH! I CAN STILL SEE IT FROM AFAR!
Bunny: Guys, you are starting to piss me off.
Audrey: Guess what Bunny, this movie is UNHINGED. The writers are having fun with it!
Bunny: Whatever. (Bunny Rolls Her Eyes)
(Ginger Snap From Strawberry Shortcake Appears)
Ginger Snap: Woah…Where Am I?
Audrey: Hey!, I was thinking the same thing too!, By the way, i’m audrey.
Tasha Clarkson: What the hell is this kinda of a movie? oh hey! Chris, Drew and Tonya (she waves)
Kid Chris Rock: (Nervously nods) Hey Tasha
Drew Rock: Hey! Tasha what you're doing here?
Tonya: Hi Tasha
Tasha Clarkson: It was a old Back to the Future video at Doc's
Ginger Snap: I’m Ginger Snap, a Character from strawberry shortcake.
2026 spogunebob: And? who cares? who asked? who gives an honest heck about you?
Audrey: I dunno.
Vanta: Alright? WHO'S THE LITTLE B*TCH WHO DECIDED TO PUT THE PICTURE NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE IN ANOTHER PICTURE?!
Anthony (thinking): I wanna call Audrey a butt sandwich. I heard that she HATES that name. I always thought it was the N-word or some other slur.
Vanta: Why did I discover the Harvey Girls Forever fan episode related to eating too much food? Now I'm scarred. Matt Rose, hit the skull emoji!
(Matt Rose presses a button that yells "SKULL EMOJIIIII!". Meanwhile, Anthony is still contemplating on whether or not to call Audrey a "butt sandwich".)
Anthony (thinking): DO IT, ANTHONY! DO IT!
Anthony (out loud): BUTT SANDWICH!
(Audrey gasps)
Narlene: Hello! I am Narlene!
Nobby: And I am Nobby!
Anthony: Well, if it isn't the two hated Narwhals!
Narlene: How about we go to Kamp Koral!
(Pomni ends up in Kamp Koral)
Pomni: This is not the right place. What am I doing at a camp?!
Narlene: Howdy fella!
Pomni: Who are you?
Narlene: Narlene.
Anthony: I got you three now!
Narlene, Nobby, and Pomni: OH NO!
(Jenny kicks down Anthony and Pomni)
Narlene: POMNI NO!
Jenny Wakeman: Ha ha ha! I just got brainwashed.
Narlene: I am going to get that teenage robot like a dust brawl.
Audrey: I AM NOT A BUTT SANDWICH.
sonic funko;hey dumbass heh. 
Anthony: I know, just wanted to piss you off.
(Audrey growls at Anthony)
Narlene: Calm down guys.
Audrey and Anthony: Sorry.
(Narlene and Pomni start growing into giants)
Narlene: Well who are the big girls now.
Jenny: Uh oh!
(Pomni steps on Anthony and Audrey when Narlene steps on Jenny as she accidently steps on Squidward's house)
Squidward: YOU BAD GIANTS!
(Squidward furiously brings Narlene and Pomni back to normal size as they are tossed into the exit door and end up in The Amazing Digital Circus)
Pomni: Now we are back were we started.
Narlene: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
Caine: Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus!
Narlene: WHY AM I A CLOWN?!
Krusty the Clown: Hey! Don't rip-off my circus!
sonic funko;pop yo are you john wayne gacy, famous cerial killer who put mainly 9 year old boys in his crawl space to kill later!
Canie: WHAT?!
Kirby: Stop! Poyo poyo!
(Kirby throws a big rock but it misses) 
Kirby: Poyo.... 
(The Rock Comes to South Park) 
Kyle: Guys, I feel like this day has been very normal. 
Stan: Why do you say that? 
Kyle: Well, not to mention that your dad and Towelie are getting high right next door or that Butters is now a Furry- 
Butters: Hey
Kyle: It's been very Nor- 
(The rock falls on Kenny)
Cartman: It was normal...
Stan: Oh My God, They killed Kenny 
Kyle: You Bastards
(Back With Our "Heroes")
Spongebob: Hold on, I have a Chatterbox Collar for Kirby. Now Kirby, just put this on when you need to be heard.
(Spongebob puts the collar on Kirby.)
Kirby: Testing, testing, 321... There we go. Now can you hear my verbal language?
(Everybody is shook by the un-expectancy of Kirby talking.)
Kirby: We need to work together to get a strange demon beast defeated! His name is Dark Matter, and I need my friends back! WHO'S WITH ME?
(Everyone cheers, ready to defeat who's in their way.)
(meanwhile back at Conch Street Anthony and Audrey start fighting again)
Tater: I thought I was your main target, because... ya know. I'm cancer... to you?
Audrey: TATER.
Anthony: CANCER.
Tater: ANTHONY?
(meanwhile at the Krusty Krab as Narlene and Pomni end up in the Krusty Krab)
Squidward: What do you want?
Pomni: I don't belong here but I want two burgers with some fries.
SquidTron C: They are called Krabby Patties.
Pomni: Oh.
(Narlene and Pomni eat their Krabby Patties)
Pomni: Narlene, I am starting to be friends with you now. Together we can find a way back home and enjoy life.
Narlene: That is good to hear!
(Narlene and Pomni get babies)
Baby Narlene: Goo!
Baby Pomni: Goo Goo Ga Ga!
Narlene: We got babies now!
Pomni: Oh god....
Anthony: I got you two now!
Narlene and Pomni: Oh god!
(Narlene and Pomni run into the portal and get stuck in the void and meanwhile in the Krusty Krab, Anthony starts fighting with Squidward)
Plankton: That formula is mine now.
Anthony: It is my favorite character!
Tater: Hey! I got Anthony!
(Anthony starts fighting Tater at the Chum Bucket)
Anthony: Here you go! Into the chum!
Tater: NO! NOT CHUM!
Narrator: Meanwhile In the Void
Narlene: Where are we?
Pomni: In the void.
(the two end in in North Korea in a portal)
Narlene and Pomni: Where are we?
(Narlene and Pomni then end up in North Korea)
Narlene: Since we are in North Korea's city, let's get a hotel!
Pomni: That is a great idea!
Narrator: One Night Later
(Narlene and Pomni are watching The Squid-Tastic Adventures of Squidward Tentacles on TV)
Pomni: This is a very boring morning. When will we get back home.
A User Voice: Cannons!
Narlene: Let's go on a cannon back to Bikini Bottom.
SquidTron C: Step right up! The cannons will launch you back to Bikini Bottom!
Anthony: It's Pomni and NOT NARLENE!
SquidTron C: Please launch Pomni and Narlene back to Bikini Bottom.
Anthony: Fine!
(SquidTron C and Anthony launches Narlene and Pomni back to Bikini Bottom)
Narlene: Hey we are back!
Nobby: Welcome back Narlene!
Pomni: Hey! Can we please head back to The Amazing Digital Circus, I mean my house. I am kinda getting homesick.
(the two find the exit and returns to Pomni's house)
Narlene: This is your house?
Pomni: Yup!
Anthony: So we meet again.
(Anthony uses Chumified Tater to kick Narlene and Pomni out of Pomni's house)
Anthony: We win Chumified Tater! Wahahahaha!
(Anthony and Tater goes to The Digital Circus)
Caine: What are you doing in my circus Anthony and Tater?
Krusty: HUAHUAHUAHUAGH!! I believe this is MY circus we're talking about
(Krusty the Klown is the real owner of the Digital Circus)
Krusty: It's about time i show you the REAL DEAL.
(Holographic goofy world. Homestar statue and a true digital scenery. The DEFINITIVE digital circus is indeed Krusty's circus)
Krusty: Welcome to the OFFICIAL LICENCED Amazing Digital Circus! HUAHUAHUAAHUAGH!
2026 spogneubb in the background: HELP ME azertyuiopqsdfghjmwxcvbn
Caine: That is a differnet Digital Circus. My Digital Circus is diffent.
Krusty: I really don't like rip-offs now get out of here.
Anthony: Well Krusty, since you ripped-off Canie's Digital Circus, you will be coming with me.
Krusty: YOU WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Tater: Well back to Bikini Bottom.
Narrator: Later at Krusty Krab.
Krusty: Well Krusty Krab seems to rip-off my restaurant like Caine's Digital Circus so go to Krusty Burgers.
Mr. Krabs: The Krusty Krab is home of the Krabby Patty.
Krusty: Well I will just take SpongeBob to Krusty Burgers.
(meanwhile at Krusty Burgers)
sonic funko pop: hey can i have a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh double heart attack style fries
Narlene and Pomni: May we some some burgers please.
SpongeBob: Coming right up!
Anthony: Stop right there!
Krusty: Anthony!
Anthony: Krusty! You are coming with me
Narrator: Later at Krusty's Digital Circus.
Chris Rock (voice): Me and my family were at knockoff Soul Circus
Krusty: Welcome to my Digital Circus! Glad this is my real circus and not Caine's.
(Wide view shot of the Digital Circus, panning through. Echo Spongebob can be seen at the end, at a low opacity)
Anthony: Well this circus is fun! But what's that thing?
Krusty: What thing? You're crazy. You think this is fun? Check this out!
(The itchy and scratchy show!)
Anthony: THIS IS GREAT!
Krusty: what
Chris Rock: Digital Circus?
Drew Rock: The Soul Circus is kinda shit now...
Tonya Rock: I don't wanna be with weird clowns they're on drugs
Julius Rock: Chris what is this weird circus? they're on drugs?
Rochelle Rock: We need to get out of here and go back to Bed Stuy and Greg needs go to back to Brooklyn Beach
Greg Wuliger: I love that Digital Circus! it is a good product
Rochelle Rock: I'm gonna slap you into next WEEK! boy
Kid Chris Rock: That's good their is no Caruso or Malvo here
Chris Rock: (voice) I was certainly wrong about Caruso.
Joey Caruso: (punches Chris)
Kid Chris Rock: Oh damm! what's Caruso doing here? (falls)
Mr Omar: Tragic tragic! 
(Everybody Hates Chris!)
krusty: i wonder how all of you weirdos got yeeted to MY circus
sonic funko fuck off bitch ass clown
Chris Rock (voice): He was wondering about black people
Audrey: Well, at least nobody‘s gonna call me a “butt sandwich”.
Martha: A butt sandwich? that's kinda pathetic.
(Someone throws a B8TIC at Audrey)
Audrey: What the…
(More letters gets added to it until it ended up mutating into a B8T8CIT9CI8T8C8CIR8CJZ8C8TUDBT, massive brick made of letters and numbers)
Audrey: Did Anthony give me head trauma? This feels so… wrong.
(Misty From Pokémon And Rainbow Dash From Equestria Girls Appear)
Rainbow Dash: Hey, Where are we?
Misty: I don’t know, But it’s starting to creep me out.
Rainbow Dash: Oh great, now there’s even a dog in underpants, ew.
sonic funko pop: GO TO THE CUPCAKE MAKING ROOM WITH PINKIE.
Howie: Sheesh, why do people think that All the Time, Sheesh.
(meanwhile in space)
Narlene: When will we be back home.
Pomni: Probably not because we are lost in space.
(since Narlene and Pomni are lost in space, they have no oxygen and dies, Narlene and Pomni are thrown back to Bikini Bottom)
Nobby: Narlene are you okay.
(Nobby and Jax discover that Narlene and Pomni are dead)
Jax: Pomni! NOOOO!
Nobby: NO! NOT NARLENE!
(Echo Spongebob can be seen taking their souls away, for now.)
French Narrator: Later...
(Narlene and Pomni's funeral is held.)
Nobby and Jax: Rest in Piece Pomni and Narlene.
(the two are berried in a grave)
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
sonic funko: HEY YOU JAX REST IN HELL DUMBASS.
Anthony: Okay, Audrey. You get your sandwich.
(Anthony and Audrey start fighting again)
Jenny Wakeman: I got you two. Ha ha ha.
Anthony: Help me! I am being kidnapped.
sonic funko; yo see ya imma help kidnap this pitch
SpongeBob: WHAT THE HECK IS JENNY DOING TO POOR ANTHONY!
Patrick: Idk.
Rube: Since this is getting worse, I am rating this 0/10.
Patchy: Nah man this is good 10/10.
(Anthony escapes Jenny Wakeman)
Jenny: Come back here!
(Just then, an angry mob comes in.)
Octo: Come on, join us! Dark matter is planning to take over the world!
Anthony: Nah. Okay Audrey, time for your sandwich. You know, to make up for what happened with you and Melvin when you were 5.
Audrey: Anthony?
Anthony: Yeah?
Audrey: How are we even still alive and the same age?
(meanwhile at the graveyard)
Marcy Wu: R.I.P Narlene and Pomni. You two will be missed.
Jenny Wakeman: Stop right there!
Marcy Wu: Oh no...
(Jenny bonks Narlene in the head)
Mouse: What the heck is Jenny doing to poor Marcy!
Luz: Uh oh... I will save you Marcy!
(Kitty suddenly kidnaps Mouse and Luz)
Kitty: You two have fallen in my trap.
Daddy Pig: Well it is up to me to cure Narlene and Pomni.
(meanwhile)
Anthony: Okay Audrey. I see Daddy Pig trying to cure Narlene and Pomni.
Audrey: You owe me a sandwich Anthony! I am 11 plus around 400 years old!
Anthony: You will get your sandwich if you go to the graveyard with me!
(Blythe Baxter From The 2012 Littlest Pet Shop Appears)
Blythe: Uhhhhhh…..Where….The….Heck.…Am….. I…..
Audrey: What in the name of Lucretia is happening? You were just as unexpected as my older sister!
Anthony: Speaking of Lucretia, where is sh-
Audrey: LET THE VIEWERS WAIT UNTIL THE END FOR LUCRETIA.
Anthony: There is a fan episode out there that is related to weight gain… and you’re in it. You also gain weight in said fan episode.
(Audrey starts randomly screaming)
Vanta: Look at how they butchered my gurl!
Anthony: Woah, woah, woah! Calm down, Audrey!
(Audrey is still screaming)
Anthony: Nanini, chop him.
Nanini: Will do!
(Nanini chops Audrey)
Audrey: Ah!
Blythe: I Don’t Get What’s Going On, Wait You Think That I’m Your Sister, No, I’m a Little Pet Shop Character.
Audrey: I know. I said you’re just as unexpected as my older sister.
Lotta: Why don't I even have lines?
Dot: YEAH! That's so unfair that Audrey has more lines than us!
sonic funko pop; i only have one other line dumbass.
The Bow: The world can be a cruel place. Especially when you're animated.
Anthony: THERE ARE MORE?!
Captain Huggy Face: (Monkey chattering) 
WordGirl: You know this movie isn't stupendous Huggy-Face it's kinda bad but it's kinda good.
Dr-Two-Brains: I need to steal cheese in this movie damm.
WordGirl: Dr Two-Brains? WTH anyways! Word Up! 
Tater: Oye, I’m back! 
Anthony: TATER, I WILL SEND YOU TO CUT SPOON. 
Audrey: What? 
Anthony: Sorry, I MEANT CONNECTICUT! 
Audrey: I’m still confused. 
(Frufru runs on-screen for no reason) 
Frufru: Sorry. 
Nessa: So, are we going to that movie studio right over there or what? 
(Nessa then points to the movie studio) 
Mordecai: THE MOVIE STUDIO! LET'S GO GUYS! 
(Mordecai runs away) 
Rigby: Huh? oh, I thought I just saw Kaela Kovalskia for a bit, anyways, time to follow Mordred. 
Mordecai (offscreen): it's Mordecai. 
Rigby: Sorry. 
(Everyone then runs and follows Mordecai) 
Narrator: Meanwhile....
Daddy Pig: Okay, reviving Pomni and Narlene
Narlene: Where are we?
Pomni: WE ARE ALIVE! THANKS PIG!
SpongeBob: Come to my house Daddy Pig, Narlene, and Pomni.
(Narlene, Pomni, and Daddy Pig follow SpongeBob to his pineapple house)
Octo: Join us, JOIN US! BEAT DARK MATTER!
(Bubble transition to Narlene, Pomni, Daddy Pig, and SpongeBob approaching SpongeBob's pineapple.)
SpongeBob: Here we are!
Pomni: You live in a pineapple?
SpongeBob: You have a problem with that?
Pomni: I don't know, it just seems a little… fruity.
SpongeBob: Oh you'll get used to it.
SpongeBob: Gare-bear, I'm home!
(Gary slithers over)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Alright everyone! Evil Jenny has planned to invade Bikini Bottom and we are going to stop him! Does anyone want to stop her.
(Daddy Pig, Narlene and Pomni agrees)
(Patrick knocks on the door of SpongeBob's pineapple when SpongeBob, Daddy Pig, Narlene, and Pomni are having a big meeting)
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! We are having a meeting but you can join!
Patrick: Yes! By the way Anthony, Audrey, and Tater has been auguring at the Mansion Graveyard (Roblox Kitty Chapter 7) so I will stay safe in your pineapple house in your meeting about a Jenny.
SpongeBob: Sounds good!
(meanwhile at the Roblox Kitty Mansion Graveyard (Spooby!))
Anthony: Now that I am in the graveyard, where are those dead narwhals and jesters? I am 2306 years old so I will find them better then a president in Weirdland.
(Tater sneaks into the graveyard.)
Tater: Hey I see a snail in front of a grave.
(Anthony digs Narlene and Pomni's grave but finds out that they are gone)
Anthony: OH NO! THEY MUST BE ZOMBIES!
(zombie cats start coming of their graves)
Kitty: Oh great it is Zombie versions of me!
Anthony: I must get out of here!
(Nobby and Jax save Anthony)
Jax: HEY! WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?!
Anthony: I was just helping Daddy Pig cure the two.
(Tater kicks Nobby and Jax)
Tater: I got you now!
Anthony: I DON'T WANT CANCER!
(Karen Plankton suddenly kidnaps Anthony, Audrey, and Tater)
Anthony: Where am I? Oh no, WE ARE IN THE CHUM BUCKET, I must find Audrey and Tater!
Plankton: Welcome to the Chum Bucket Anthony!
Anthony: WHAT DID YOU DO TO POOR AUDREY AND TATER?!
Plankton: They are eating my chum. Would you like some chum?
Anthony: Hold up, how did you get them to eat chum? I have no memories of them liking it. I’m gonna guess you hypnotized them or something. I know Tater’s my main target, but just let her go.
Caine (offscreen): This movie has a lot of firsts!
Anthony: Caine, can you shut up?
Dr-Two-Brains: I won't shut up you two will! with my Henchman
Anthony: I was talking to Caine. I swear I will send you to Cut Spoon!
(WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face fly)
WordGirl: You will both shut up in Bikini Bottom Jail!
Captain Huggy Face: (Skeptical monkey chattering)
Tobey: My robot will not shut up! that chum looks sort of garbage!
Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy: Shut up! my evil sandwiches are better. Chum is shitty.
The WordGirl Narrator: This is kind of hilarious. (laughs)
The Bow: I occasionally wonder… Why am I named “The Bow” or “The Harvey Street Bow”? Did the Noise name me?
(Audrey is too busy eating chum for some reason)
Frufru: Ugh! That looks…
Audrey (under the effects of brainwashing, and is also muffled due to her constantly shoving chum down her esophagus): DELICIOUS…!
Anthony: STOP! STOP! STOOOOOO-
(The TPOT intro starts for some reason)
Anthony (interrupting the intro): Please stop. Heh. I hope Tater gets salmonella. 
(Mortimer mentors a new idea)
Mortimer: Thrillville has outrageous new coasters! and carnival activities come today 
(meanwhile at Conch Street)
Narlene: Hey Squidward!
Squidward: WHAT?!
Pomni: Why are we in the metaverses?
sonic funko pop: hey im here.
Daddy Pig: Because we are betaverses?
(Narlene, Pomni, and Daddy Pig laugh at Squidward)
Squidward: AHHH! I AM RUNNING AWAY!
(Squidward runs to Anthony's house)
Squidward: Hey Anthony!
Anthony: WHAT?!
Squidward: How about we F*** Tater?
Anthony: That is a good idea!
(meanwhile at Tater's house)
Tater: Roblox is fun! Someone is knocking on the door!
Squidward: Anthony does not want Cancer so can you go to Weirdland and Sponge Ward?
Anthony: Squidward is right.
Tater: UH OH...
(Squidward and Anthony take Tater to Weirdland, Bubble transition to Weirdland's capital city Robloxia)
Tater: Where am I?
Squidward: Weirdland
Anthony: Robloxia, now Sponge Ward will delete you for having cancer.
Sponge Ward: Who dares enter Weirdland, Tater, since you overed 1,000,000, you are getting deported to United States.
Tater: NO!
Anthony: YES!
(Anthony, Squidward, and Sponge Ward throw Tater to the airport)
Sponge Ward: Anthony and Squidward, you two get one Robux for deporting a cancer man!
Anthony and Squidward: YAY!
Squidward: I am going back to my home now, Bye!
Anthony: Bye.
Audrey: Hello Anthony!
Anthony: WHAT DO YOU WANT AUDREY?! Wait... how is there NOT chum in your mouth? The last time I saw you, you were brainwashed... along with Tater.
Martha: Well guys, Skits and Helen we are finally heading back to Wagstaff City!! tomorrow
Skits: (Enthusiastic bark)
Alice: Yeah that Krusty Krab restaurant was kinda fun!
Truman: I feel horrible and queasy I can't wait to head back.
Helen: I will admit this was kinda fun!
T.D.: Of course it was fun!
Carolina: This was a big horrible movie we are going back hogar home to Wagstaff! 
(Meanwhile)
Misty: Ugh…..My..…Head.……
Rainbow Dash: Where.…Are…We…..
Whitney: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEADS!!!!!!!!! 
Misty: Owww, Whitney Did You Have To That? 
Rainbow Dash: Wait, You Know Her? 
Misty: Yeah. 
Whitney: That’s Meee!🎶 
(Kinger and Gangle From The Amazing Digital Circus Appears) 
Gangle: where are we? 
Kinger: I don’t know, But did someone say something about an insect collection? 
Misty: B-b-Bugs!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! 
Princess Amber: I hate bugs! they're smelly creatures 
Prince James: Eww bugs! that's uncool except Butterflies 
Princess Sofia: (scared) It's okay I think he has a royalty bug collection (hugs Amber and James) 
Ruby and Jade: Bugs! smelly! 
Princess Sofia: They're sweet bugs! guys (hugs) 
(Kinger Notices Whitney) 
(Whitney Notices Kinger) 
(Kinger Approaches Whitney) 
Kinger: Huh?, How did you get here? 
Whitney: What? 
(Meanwhile Back at Wagstaff) 
Vanta: I'm alive!
Audrey and Tater: Welcome back!
Anthony: Let's go Down Under!
Audrey: Sure!
Anthony: Thank you you cuties!
(Anthony, Audrey, Tater and Vanta go to the Great Barrier Reef)
(meanwhile back to SpongeBob's pineapple)
SpongeBob: Okay, is that everyone. Say check!
Princess Sofia: (sings) Check! 🎶
Princess Amber: Check! (laughs)
Prince James: Check!
Queen Miranda: Check!
King Roland III: Check!
Clover: Check!
Cedric the Great: Check! Check!
Ruby and Jade: We're checked! 
Narlene: Check!
Pomni: Check!
Nobby: Check!
Jax: Check!
Daddy Pig: Check!
Kitty: Check!
Mouse: Check!
Henry: Two Watch Check? 
Marcy: Check!
Luz: And check!
SpongeBob: Since everyone is ready, let's go to Bikini Atoll where Jenny lives!
(SpongeBob and his team journey to Jenny's base to stop her evil plans as meanwhile, Anthony is in the Great Barrier Reef)
Anthony: Okay the besties are here wait those are NOT besties, IT IS THAT STUPID TATER AND AUDREY!
(Tater runs away as Anthony chases her, and then when he finally catches her, Anthony throws Tater into the pit)
Audrey: Anthony, now you owe me a cheeseburger!
Anthony: Oh yeah? Well, we will do a battle!
Audrey: Wait… you have a gun. You have an advantage over me.
(Anthony and Audrey go to the Battling Contest in New Plymouth, Taranaki, New Zealand while Tater ends up in United Kingdom)
Tater: Wait… how can the Great Barrier Reef’s pit lead me here?
Matt Rose: Ah, you pleb. I didn't expect you here.
Tater: Who are you?
Matt Rose: Didn't you look on YouTube?
(Joy and Kat From The Loud House Walks By Tater and Matt Rose) and (Kipper and Tiger notice him by Henry )
Joy: Ok?, what?
Kipper: Who's Matt Rose isn't he a nice YouTuber? Tiger
Tiger: Yes he does cooking videos.
Kat: I think I See Matt Rose.
Joy: Wow……Yeah……. I am not interested in him, I’m more on to watching SpongeBob SquarePants, Littlest pet shop, Almost naked animals and the 2013 Lalaloopsy Tv Series.
(meanwhile at SquidTron's house)
Narlene: "knocks on SquidTron C's door"
SquidTron C: Hello.
Pomni: Hello SquidTron! Sorry to interrupt your SquiddyTV+ watching but we need to stop an evil robot and you are a help!
(Narlene and her gang yells SquidTron's help)
SquidTron C: Sure. I guess I have time to defeat an evil robot.
(Narlene, SquidTron C, and her gang goes to defeat Jenny Wakeman before she starts CHAOS)
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Audrey: This time you owe me some hot chips.
Anthony: Oh yeah? I am 2306 years old and nothing can stop me.
Audrey: Oh yeah? Well I can use my feet on you. I learned that from Narlene.
(Anthony and Audrey yet again end up in The Amazing Digital Circus)
Caine: Welcome to my Digital Circus!
(Tater appears)
Anthony: TATER I DON"T GIVE A MOTHERF*** on you!
Tater: WHAT?!
(Zooble and Ragatha from The Amazing Digital Circus appear)
Ragatha: Hi.
Zooble: Nice to meet you two.
Audrey: WHAT? WHO ARE YOU TWO?
Zooble and Ragatha: We are Zooble and Ragatha!
Krusty: This is my circus you are talking about.
Zooble: Oh no not again!
Caine: NO NOT KRUSTY AGAIN! HE ALWAYS RUINS MY CIRCUS WITH HIS DIRTY CIRCUS!
2026 SpongeBoob: laughs
Krusty: It is time to move to my circus now!
Audrey: Now you owe me pizza now ANTHONY!
Anthony: Wut.
Krusty: Welcome to my Digital Circus!
(Krusty puts on The Itchy and Scratchy Show)
Krusty: Now watch The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Anthony: I love this!
Krusty: Glad you do!
Ragatha: Rip-offs suck.
Zooble: I agree.
Krusty: YOU'RE the ripoff
Caine: I am calling the police for not minding your own business by ruining a circus with the same name.
(meanwhile at Freddy's Pizza)
(sonic funko pop comes back)
Audrey: I love this pizza!
Anthony: Too bad your pizza tastes like chocolate.
Audrey: WHAT?!
(meanwhile in Bikini Bottom)
SpongeBob: If i appear in this movie right now it's because i'm tired of this film quickly derailing into a digital circus fanfic.
Sandy: What? No wonder none of us are here!
2026 SPignbubob: i have an idea. LET'S GET KRUSTY'S HELP. To sue that fakery. 
(Everybody gets yeeted into Krusty's circus)
Krusty: Hey kids! HUAHAHGUGHGH! Welcome to MY circus! Not Caine's This Caine guy keeps munching his eyeballs like nobody cares at all.
2026 Spongeubb: You need a lawyer.
Patrick: Who?
SpongeBob: US!
Krusty: What? Why
SpongeBob: Don't you want that other circus sued?
Krusty: Yes!
2026 spoguenbob: Then WHAT are you waiting for? LET'S DO THIS!
Audrey: NO DON'T DO IT PLEASE!
Krusty: GET OUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!
Police: FREEZE KRUSTY!
Krusty: Oh no the police is here.
Police: Sorry Krusty but you are under arrest.
Krusty: WHAT WHY?!
Police: You attempted to sue someone's circus that WAS FINE BEFORE! THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW! 
SpongeBob: Sorry Krusty but I disagree with you and 2026 me and agree with the police)
(everyone leaves Krusty's circus angrily for attempting to attack Caine's circus)
Police: 2026 SpongeBob, you are under arrest to FOR AGREEING WITH KRUSTY.
2026 SpongeBob: NOOOO!
(Krusty and 2026 SpongeBob were sent to jail and Krusty's circus was shut down for copyright infringement)
(meanwhile at the Krusty Krab)
Patrick: Good morning Krusty Krew!
SpongeBob: Morning Patrick!
Zooble: Good that circus was sued. But I think Krusty is wanting revenge. But Caine and Ragatha is keeping a good eye out of that STUPID KRUSTY!
(meanwhile at Caine's Digital Circus)
Caine: It is good to have that Krusty gone.
Krusty: CAINE!
Ragatha: Uh oh....
Caine: KRUSTY!
Krusty: YOU RUINED MY CIRCUS AND SUED IT BUT ME AND 2026 BOB BROKE OUT AND REVIVED IT. NOW I AM GOING TO SUE YOUR CIRCUS!
(Krusty sues Caine's circus)
Krusty: YES THAT CIRCUS IS FINALLY SUED!
(meanwhile at Krusty's circus)
Krusty: Welcome! We sued Caine's circus so we don't have to worry so now we will have fun without Caine!
Anthony: Well I want to see Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Tater: Me too!
Anthony: CANCER.
Audrey: I want to see the funniest ones.
(2026 SpongeBob plays The Itchy and Scratchy Show)
Anthony: I love this!
Audrey: Me too!
2026 SPogueb: v i o l e n c e ok can we please stop focusing on the dang circuses and return to bikini botom AND FORGET THE WHOLE CIRCUS DEBACLE
krusty: btw that fake circus run by an eye-eating teeth freak is still forbidden
2026 PSogeub: TIME TO FORGET IT ALL! The movie's D E R A I L I N G so why not go back on track
(meanwhile at Jenny's lair)
Narlene: We made it! I just heard that Caine was sued by Krusty sadly.
Pomni: Uh oh....
Caine: Help me Pomni my circus was sued by Krusty!
Jenny: Shut up Caine!
Pomni: Uh oh....
Narlene: Well I challenged you to a fight Jenny!
Jenny: Bring it on!
(Narlene and her gang starts fighting Jenny. Jenny wins)
Nora (off-screen video-call): EX-JAY NINE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jenny: Just fighting crime, mom...
Nora: Well you better have!
(The call ends)
(meanwhile at Krusty Burgers)
Krusty: It was good to FINALLY sue Caine's poor old circus and finally have my circus back up!
2026 SpongeBob: Yup. Rip-offs suck.
Krusty: I agree.
Anthony: May I have one burger please.
Audrey: You owe me pizza now! Two after the other circus was sued.
Anthony: NO WE ARE GETTING BURGERS! I RESPECT KRUSTY AND HIS CIRCUS!
Mr. Krabs: WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIPPING OFF MY RESTURANT.
Krusty: Well I will sue the Krusty Krab as well.
Mr. Krabs: Well you got rid of the other circus BUT DON'T GET RID OFF THE KRUSTY KRAB AS WELL!
Audrey: Well the Krusty Krab should stay up but not Caine's circus cuz its too weird.
(Anthony is seen enjoying Krusty's Burgers)
Krusty: (imitating caine) Hey look! I'm cAiNe and i eat my own eyeballs because i'm too HuNgRy!!1!!1 i'M bLiDN Now wonDer why
2026 Spoeub: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA!
Skinner: (immediately runs into the restaurant) I NEED BURGERS
Squeaky voice: that'll be-
Skinner: (pays and runs away with the burgers and goes home through his kitchen window Off-screen we can hear:) Superintendent i hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers
Krusty: Good times.
(meanwhile at Jenny's lair)
Narlene: I won't let you get away.
Jenny: Well I will reveal my true form.
(Jenny's true form is reveled, being a red evil version of Jenny)
Pomni: OH GOD!
(Kitty uses his claws on Jenny)
(Jenny is defeated)
Jenny: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!
Kitty: YES!
Narlene: Thank you Kitty!
Kitty: Np!
(meanwhile back at Krusty Burgers)
Krusty: Okay Jenny is now defeated.
Bart Simpson: I WANT BURGERS!
Narlene: Can we have some burgers please.
Pomni: And bring back our circus!
(Krusty grows into a giant)
Krusty: Arrest Narlene and Pomni!
Narlene: But we saved the world and defeated evil Jenny.
(Narlene and Pomni are arrested and Giant Krusty rampages through Bikini Bottom)
SpongeBob: OH NO KRUSTY IS A GIANT AND RAMPAGING BIKINI BOTTOM!
(the end credits falsely plays)
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh no, Krusty is destroying everything and our heroes are in prison.
(meanwhile at Peppa Pig's house)
SpongeBob: PEPPA PIG HELP US!
(SpongeBob and Peppa try to stop Krusty but Krusty wins)
Squidward's nose: why am i a character
Squidward: because of code yellow you idiot
The sky suddenly turns black, with an eyeball appearing in the middle of it.
(Meanwhile back at Dan's apartment)
Elise: Bikini Bottom is looking horrible
Chris: This is going to be bad for us too!
Dan: That clown is taking over Los Angeles!!! this is bullshit (wildly punches Chris)
Chris: Hey Dan! are you okay?
Dan: THE ANYTHING MOVIE!!! (The Dan Vs. Anything Movie logo appears)
(Henry phones Delilah on his walkie-talkie)
Henry: I don't think clowns can destroy a city. It doesn't make sense if you're not The Joker.
Delilah: A lot of drama down underwater Hank?
Audrey: I am so flippin' confused.
SpongeBob (Movie theater): Wait... there's MORE?
P.A. System: Attention everyone, there's a giant circus-destroying clown on the loose! [everyone runs screaming]
Krusty: Now to destroy Caine's circus!
(Narlene and Pomni break out of jail)
Caine: Welcome to My Dig... KRUSTY!
Krusty: It is time for me to get rid of your circus.
(Caine puts Krusty into the Cellar)
Caine: Thank you for coming to my circus!
SpongeBob: You are welcome!
Krusty the Ghost: Hahaha I will take your soul Caine!
(Krusty takes Caine's soul)
Caine: NO!
Krusty: YES!
(Kitty kidnaps SpongeBob, Narlene, and Pomni)
(the movie then cuts to SpongeBob, Patrick, and Rube watching the movie)
SpongeBob (Movie Theatre): Am I being kidnapped by a funny cat?
Rube Goldfish: Now my rating for this film is HELLISH (-1/10)
Patrick (Movie Theatre): Nah bro this is awesome (11/10)
(Everything is Awesome from The Lego Movie plays as the movie then cuts back to Chapter 1 in the Kitty World)
Pomni: Where are we?
Narlene: In a blue house.
SpongeBob: What. You have got to be f***in kidding me.
(Zoe From The Loud House Appears)
Zoe: Uhh…Where Am I?
Narlene: Howdy, What’s Your Name Little Girl?
Zoe: Zoe.
Narlene: What a Cute Name!
Mouse: We must save Pinky!
(SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Zoe and Mouse save Pinky)
Pinky: Thank you!
Kitty: I got you!
(Kitty uses the remote and they get sucked into Bro Sponge)
Narlene: Where are we?
Zoe: I don’t know.
SpongeBob: This looks like Bikini Bottom.
Bro Sponge: Freeze!
SpongeBob: Uh oh.
Pinky: NO!
(Kitty, Mouse, Narlene, Pomni, Zoe, Pinky, and SpongeBob run away from Bro Sponge)
SpongeBob (Movie Theatre): This movie is so funny! It just never ends!
Rube: I am just leaving since this movie is getting unamazing now.
(meanwhile at Patrick's rock)
Audrey: Okay this must be where we hide from Anthony.
Tater: Okay.
Pibby: Hello.
Tater: Hi.
Pibby: I am trying to survive a glitch. Can I stay.
Audrey: Sure!
Patrick: WHO GOES THERE!
Anthony: I GOT YOU GUYS NOW!
Audrey: YOU OWE ME EVERYTHING NOW!
Anthony: Oh, for the love of Hortas. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!
(Patrick gets corrupted)
Pibby: PATRICK NOOOO!
Tater: Pibby? That is so 2021.
Audrey: I existed way before the glitch, and I mean WAYYY before the glitch. I was Audrey Smith. Now I’m Audrey Bertha. Come think of it, am I… public domain?
(Girl Jordan and Rachel From The Loud House Appears)
Girl Jordan: Where are we?
Rachel: I don’t know.
(Rachel Notices Patrick Glitching Out)
Rachel: OH MY GOSH!, THAT SEA STAR IS GLITCHING OUT!
(meanwhile in the void)
Sakura Minamoto: Where am I? What is the plot for this film?
Narlene: We will help you find the plot.
Sakura Minamoto: Really?
Pomni: Yup.
(Sakura Minamoto, Narlene, and Pomni try to find the film's plot but a claw grabs them suddenly)
(the movie cuts to the Movie Theatre)
SpongeBob (Movie Theatre): A FOURTH WALL BREAK. LOL.
(the movie then cuts back to Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: I got lots of money after selling those patties!
(a commercial of Caine's Digital Circus plays but Krusty turns it off)
Caine: Welcome to my Digi-
Krusty the Ghost: I am going to take your soul to hell!
(Krusty takes Caine's soul away and throws it into lava)
Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!
2026 SpongeBob: Ha ha ha!
Krusty: Now to shut down Krusty Krab!
Mr. Krabs: NOOOO! MY RESTURANT IS NOW GOING TO END UP LIKE CAINE'S CIRCUS!
Audrey: Well since the Krusty Krab shut down, let's go to the Chum Bucket!
Tater: That's a great idea!
Anthony: I agree with you Tater!
Audrey: You owe me chum, Krabby Patties, and tickets to Caine's circus!
Girl Jordan: Yeah what she said!
(the five enter Chum Bucket)
Plankton: What do you want?
Audrey: Some chum please.
(Plankton gives Anthony, Audrey, Tater, Girl Jordan and Rachel chum and they eat it)
Anthony: This is so good!
(Tater vomits)
Tater: The chum was so horrible I am not having another batch AGAIN.
Anthony: Haha that is what you need and I disagree with you ALWAYS! HAHAHA! CANCER.
Girl Jordan: THIS ISN’T THE TIME FOR MAKING FUN OF TATER!
(Rachel starts feeling nauseous)
Rachel: I don’t feel so good…
(Rachel vomits)
Girl Jordan: Ewwwwww!
(Audrey, Anthony, and Tater then go to the movie theatre to see The Super Mario Bros. Movie.)
Tater: The movie is starting in 10 seconds... (giggles and eats her popcorn)
Anthony: CANCER.
Mario: It's a me Mario!
Anthony: HI MARIO!
Mario: Hello! Please leave poor Tater alone.
Anthony: NO!
(Anthony and Mario start fighting)
Tater: Guys stop!
Anthony: Okay.
(Anthony, Audrey, Tater, and Mario hug each other)
SpongeBob (Movie Theatre): A Movie theatre in a Movie Theatre? Giving this a 10/10 for being so funny!
(meanwhile in Mario World)
Pomni: Help us! A dragon is chasing us!
Bowser: I GOT YOU TWO NOW!
Narlene: NO!!!
(SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, and Mouse yell for help on the movie screen)
Anthony: (eats popcorn) I see Spunch Bop, Narlene, Pomni, a red cat, and a mouse in the Mario Movie! (laughs)
Audrey: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARIO! I AM LEAVING AND GETTING A FULL REFUND.
Tater: Me too!
(a claw grabs Narlene, Pomni, SpongeBob, Kitty, and Mouse from the Mario World)
French Narrator: Meanwhile...
(Audrey, Anthony, and Tater leaves the movie theatre)
Audrey: The premiere was trash. Next time, it needs to be real as the cinema fooled us! ANTHONY, YOU OWE ME THAT MOVIE!
Anthony: WHAT?!
Anthony: I see Squidward's house!
(Squidward is seen watching the ACTUAL The Super Mario Bros. Movie)
Squidward: Who is it?
Anthony: Us!
Squidward: Oh no!
(Squidward, Anthony, Tater, and Audrey watch The Super Mario Bros. Movie on Squidward's TV)
Audrey: YES IT IS THE REAL VERSION!
(Patrick appears)
Patrick: Can I watch that film as well please?
Squidward: Oh no...
(Patrick watches The Super Mario Bros. Movie as well)
Patrick: This is great!
Mario: It's a-me, Mario!
Vanta: I saw the Mario Movie back in early 2023. Ah yes, good times.
Anthony: My owner, Hortas left Dave and Bambi at that time, Oh, and Primos wasn’t announced yet. I wish to be back in the time when this CANCER (talking about Tater) didn’t exist at all!
Tater: Well, unfortunately, I existed even before my show was announced.
Anthony: Wait… when DID your show start development?
Tater: Sometime in the range of the years 2020 and 2022.
Anthony: I was publicized by Hortas in MAY 28, 2022?!
Vanta: Well, that was two days after the INCIDENT AT THE GREAT WOLF LODGE and also the release of 𝒩𝐸𝑀𝐸𝒮𝐼𝒮.
Tater: What happened?
Vanta: The tube flipped and I thought I was gonna die! Note that it was way BEFORE I came out as an enby.
(meanwhile at SquiddyTV Headquarters)
Boss: WHY THE HECK DID YOU AIR THE MARIO MOVIE?!
Employee: But boss-
Boss: THAT MOVIE IS HECKING NOT EDUCATIONAL.
(meanwhile at Squidward's house, The Super Mario Bros. Movie has been cut from TV)
Everyone: Awwwwwww. (leaves)
Squidward: Now I get to watch TV by myself.
Audrey: NO! THAT FILM WAS MY DREAM! (strongly cries) Well I will just play SpongeBob Simulator instead.
(Audrey plays SpongeBob Simulator and unlocks all areas including Downtown)
Anthony: That game is trash. I would play TSCP instead.
Audrey: WHAT?! YOU OWE ME THE MARIO MOVIE DVD YOU IDIOT, PLUS I AM 11 AROUND 400 YEARS OLD.
Anthony: NO I AM 2306 YEARS OLD!
(Anthony and Audrey start fighting)
Squidward: CAN YOU KEEP IT DOWN!
Audrey: Sorry...
2026 SpongeBob: Okie, go to The Amazing Digital Circus by Krusty, he is going to show you a Itchy and Scratchy Show episode just for you guys!
(Anthony, Audrey, Tater, and 2026 SpongeBob go to The Amazing Digital Circus)
Krusty: Welcome to MY digital circus! Not Caine's because his circus is officially over! May I show you the real deal!
(Krusty plays an episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show)
Anthony: Oh god...
(Audrey vomits)
Tater: This is great!
Krusty: WHAT?!
Tater: Yea.
(Purple133 appears in a writing room with two scantily-clad muscular men, sitting at his desk)
Purple133: What the fuck is this shit? 
(Purple133 disappears)
Muscular Man #1: Rest in peace Pop Smoke.
(Cut to the Family Guy house. The Griffin family is gathered in the living room, watching TV. Peter is on the couch, Lois is in her chair, Chris is sprawled out on the floor, and Meg looks nervous, pacing back and forth.)
Meg: (looking anxious) Um, guys, there's something I need to talk to you about.
Peter: (sarcastically) Oh, this should be good. What is it, Meg? Another exciting chapter from the riveting world of "Meg's life"?
Meg: (ignoring Peter's comment) No, it's serious. I've been doing a lot of soul-searching, and I've come to a realization about myself.
Lois: (concerned) Meg, honey, you can always talk to us. What's going on?
Meg: (taking a deep breath) Well, I've been questioning my gender identity, and I've come to the conclusion that I'm transmasculine. I'm still the same person, but I identify more with being male.
Chris: (confused) Trans-what-now?
Meg: (explaining) Transmasculine means that I identify more with the masculine side of the gender spectrum.
Peter: (scratching his head) So, you're telling us you want to be a dude?
Meg: No, Dad. I am a dude. I've always been one; I just didn't realize it until now.
Lois: (supportive) Meg, we love you no matter what. If this is who you are, then we're here for you.
Chris: (nervously) Does this mean I have to call you "bro" now?
Meg: (laughing) Chris, you can call me whatever you're comfortable with. It's still me, just living my truth.
Peter: (sincerely) Well, Meg, it takes a lot of courage to open up like this. We may not always understand everything, but we'll do our best to support you.
Meg: (teary-eyed) Thanks, Dad. I appreciate that. I've been thinking about a name that feels more comfortable for me. From now on, can you call me Mario?
Peter: (raising an eyebrow) Mario? Like the plumber from those video games? What happened to going with something like Mike or Max?
Mario: (smiling) Well, I always liked the name Mario, and I feel like it represents who I am better. Plus, I think it sounds cool!
Chris: (excitedly) Hey, that's awesome, Meg—uh, I mean, Mario!
Peter: (grinning) Alright, Mario. Welcome to the family. Now, when do we get to meet your green-hatted brother, Luigi?
Mario: (rolling eyes) Dad, it doesn't work like that.
(Suddenly the front door bursts open. Enter top G Andrew Tate, wearing flashy workout gear and carrying a bag of supplements.)
Andrew Tate: (enthusiastically) What's up, losers? I heard there was a party in here!
Peter: (confused) Who the hell are you?
Andrew Tate: (ignoring Peter, addressing Mario) Meg, babe, I heard you're going by Mario now? What's all this gender confusion nonsense? Real men don't worry about that crap. They kick ass and take names!
Meg: (looking annoyed) It's not nonsense, and I'm not confused. I'm just being true to myself.
Lois: (disapproving) We're having a family moment here. Who invited you?
Andrew Tate: (ignoring Lois) Well, Mario, if you want to be a real man, you should start with my kickboxing workout. None of this gender identity garbage.
Mario: (standing his ground) I appreciate the offer, but I'm not interested in your workout or your outdated views on masculinity.
Andrew Tate: (smirking) Come on, I'm here to make you all winners! Let's forget this gender stuff and focus on getting ripped!
Peter: (irritated) Listen, buddy, we've got enough going on without your nonsense. Maybe it's time for you to leave.
Andrew Tate: (dismissive) Fine, losers. I'll find someone else who's ready to embrace the champion within. Good luck with your little family drama.
(Andrew Tate exits the Griffin living room, leaving behind a bewildered family.)
Lois: (shaking her head) Well, that was strange. Let's get back to supporting Mario.
(The Griffins, still processing the encounter with Andrew Tate, decide to take a breather. They step outside, looking up at the night sky.)
Peter: (looking up) Well, that was one weird dude. Now, what are we doing out here?
Lois: (smiling) Let's take a moment to enjoy the night sky. It's peaceful, and maybe it'll help us clear our heads.
(The family begins to gaze at the stars, when suddenly, Mario points up.)
Mario: (excitedly) Look! There are sheep up there!
Chris: (raising an eyebrow) Sheep? In the sky?
Mario: (nodding) Yep! See that fluffy cloud over there? It looks just like a sheep. And that one, too!
Lois: (laughing) Mario, sweetheart, those are just clouds. They don't count as sheep.
Mario: (grinning) Well, I still want to count them. It's like a fluffy, celestial sheep parade.
(The family joins in, counting all the sheep in the sky.)
Chris: (counting) I've got ten sheep in a row!
Peter: (laughing) I see a sheep with sunglasses. That one's definitely the coolest.
Lois: (smiling) Sometimes, a little silliness is what we need. Mario, I'm glad you're finding joy in the small things.
Mario: (happily) Thanks, Mom. And hey, even if they're just clouds, it's fun to imagine.
(SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, and Mouse were booted out of Televerse)
SpongeBob: Where are we?
Pomni: Home?
SpongeBob: I am back at my house!
Anthony: Hey guys!
Narlene: Oh no it's Anthony!
(SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, and Mouse run into SpongeBob's house away from Anthony)
Audrey: You owe me a visit to the Krusty Krab.
(Audrey, Anthony, and Tater visit Krusty Krab)
Anthony: Can us three have some Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob: Coming right up!
(Anthony, Tater, and Audrey eat their Krabby Patties)
(Cuts to Henry with his map and walkie-talkie phoning Delilah and entering The Krusty Krab)
Henry: Hello can I have one two Krabby Patties with only fries and Water?
Delilah: Give me three of the Krabby Patties Henry, I heard they're nice burgers.
Henry: Alright but I haven't tried this yet.
(Henry eats a Krabby Patty near a tent and walkie-talkie)
Henry: I'm having this good burger again!
Delilah: Oh s**t you're bringing Krabby Patties to Boulder and Wyoming. 
(meanwhile in the Televerse)
Pinky: Where are we?
Mouse: The Televerse
(The Televerse Explorator grabs Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, Pinky, and Mouse)
Mouse: Oh no what was that?
Narlene: That is a court room in the televerse.
Bro Sponge: These are the bad people who ruined my show and the entire televerse.
Televerse Emperator: You two are in big trouble!
Pomni: Uh oh...
Kitty: We are doomed.
(Televerse Emperator throws and eraser at Kitty and the Televerse Explorator erases the guys but the guys end up at Narlene's shack)
Narlene: We are at the shack.
(Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, Pinky, amd Mouse live in Narlene's shack)
(the movie cuts to the Infiniplex) 
SpongeBob (Movie Theatre): This is so Amazing!
(Rube returns to SpongeBob)
Rube: On Second thought I agree.
(the movie then cuts back to the Caine's Digital Circus)
Audrey: I love Caine's circus!
(Krusty cuts Caine's circus from TV)
Audrey: NO!
Anthony: YES!
Tater: I am here!
Anthony: CANCER.
Audrey: Okay you owe me the Mario Movie DVD.
Anthony: You won't.
Audrey: Bruh.
Anthony: Okay you get it, I just wanted to be mean to you.
(Audrey growls)
Rube (on TV): Come and watch The FUN-Believable Show with Rube Goldfish on SquiddyTV+!
Audrey: May I!
(Anthony, Audrey, and Tater watch The FUN-Believable Show with Rube Goldfish on TV)
Cuts to The Enchanica Castle)
Princess Sofia: Yay! Mario is a a-mazing character.
Prince James: Mario is too good.
Princess Amber: He and Princess Peach even is royalty like for us! but I'm more royalty. 
Cedric the Sorcerer: Mario's voice actor sounds horrible I I mean nice in The Super Mario Bros Movie
Princess Sofia: I wish I could say hi to Mario for a couple minutes.
(Mario pops up with her secret amulet)
Princess Sofia and All: Mario! that's you.
Mario: Yup! it's a-me Mario
Princess Sofia: That is weird Mario can see my secret amulet but that's A-mazing! (sings) 🎶
Mario: The Anything Movie is nice like your movie Princesses and Prince but it's nonsense.
Princess Sofia: My movie was when I was obviously small and in the village Mario! (laughs and hugs Mario)
Mario(SMG4): No, I am The Real Mario
SMG4: Please Kill Me... 
Tater: It's Another Mario And His Lost Brother!
SMG4: No, Actually-
 
Mario: Whoever Fucks Spaghettis, I'm the Real Mario
(Mario and Mario[SMG4] fight)
 
SMG4: Oh god...
Kirby: SMG4, When We Have the Party at Toad's House
SMG4: Oh Hello, Kirby, the party is going to happen on Saturday
Spongebob: Can I Go?
SMG4: Sorry, Only Video Games are supported
 
Spongebob: Oh...
[Suddenly, Ra, the Ancient Egyptian deity of the Sun appears]
Homophobic SpongeBob: Whoa, big bird man!
Viktor Orbán: Folks, we have to defeat Ra.
Freddy Fazbear: But how? All of the gold on planet Earth has been removed!
Vishall: I'm afraid we're gonna have to freeze the Sun in order to kill Ra alongside it.
Kramer: Freeze with what? We're surely gonna need a lot of cold for that!
Stalin: I know one place with endless freezing: the 9th circle of Hell.
Jake: Well, guess we're gonna have to go down to the land of the souls of the damned then.
[With the characters planning to go down into the Netherworld to enact the defeat of Ra, the sixth and final act begins]
Wee Man: Yo sup I am wee man bitches
(The assault class walks into SpongeBob's house with grappling hooks and SMG's)
Webster Mackay: We are on a lookout for that shitty Sponge Recker
Daniel Recker: I read you Mackay my brother (puts out his Combat Knife)
Narlene: Hey Pomni, let's play Fortnite.
Pomni: Sure!
(Narlene and Pomni play Fortnite)
Narlene: What was that?
Audrey: You owe me FORTNITE ANTHONY!
Anthony: WELL!
(Anthony and Audrey fight over fortnite)
Tater: I love Fortnite!
Anthony: CANCER!
(The Bow fades into view)
The Bow: Anthony? Why do you constantly call Tater cancer while holding a firearm?
Anthony: Bow, are you trying to defend that cancer from that controversial cancerous show?
Audrey (thinking): Hmmm, The Bow. The Bow minus bow equals “The”. If I remove her bow and then put a speaker on her head, would she be called “The Noise”? Hehe, the Noise. Pizza Tower reference.
(LeapFrog Characters appear)
Tad: Hey Leap, Lilly and Edison that's a circus!
Leap, and Lily: Yup! that's a Circus Tad.
Audrey: What in the name of Zoelisha Bertha and Lucretia is THAT, oh don't tell me, it's from that baby thing!
(The British SAS and Ghost destroy buildings with assault riffles)
Ghost: This shit is from the British SAS! 
Earl Hickey: Hey my name is Earl and well I'm not bad shit. 
(Allegra Leaps n Bounds and Her Pet Squirrel Appears) 
Allegra: Uhhhh…..Where.……Am………I? 
(Allegra’s Squirrel Chitters) 
Allegra: I think you’re right, No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok, At all. 
Jax: Alright, who brought in frilly mcGirly? 
Allegra: Wait, Are you referring to me? 
Jax: Yes, Princess. 
Audrey: Jax, Don’t be sexist on the poor girl. 
Jax: Whatever. 
(Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami And Myuki From Lucky Star Appear) 
Tsukasa: Hey, Where are we?
Kagami: Agreed, This is weird.
Myuki: We are going to be late for school for sure.
Konata: Myuki, it’s the weekend, so there’s no school.
Myuki: Oh.
Tsukasa: I’m scared.
Kagami: Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
Myuki: Konata?
Konata: Yes?
Myuki: Well, I think we are in a situation, look!
(Mordecai comes in)
Mordecai: Uhh hey kids it turns out there is actually no plot which means this is a filler movie so you can do whatever you want.
(Mordecai then walks away)
(Martha comes in to reference her show and The Lorraine Family watches The Anything Movie)
Martha: This movie is nothing but talkin' talkin and it has no plot! and it totally has a lot of terrible CATS!!! like Nelson and that Roblox cat. Martha Speaks my show is a hilarious show!
Helen: Martha! stop talking and watch the meta movie.
(WordGirl and Captain Huggy-Face fly and Dr-Two Brains comes in)
WordGirl: This movie is kinda meta and doesn't have a detailed plot Huggy-Face.
Captain Huggy Face: (Monkey chattering)
Dr-Two-Brains: Of course this movie doesn't have detailed plots and why the hell does my voice actor sound like SpongeBob? 
Myuki: Oh.
Konata: Wanna Get some Froyo?
Kagami: Ok.
(Konata, Tsukasa, Kagami And Myuki walk to the froyo store)
Garfield: GO AND WATCH THE SPONGEBOB AND GARFIELD SHOW!
SpongeBob: Garfield what the fuck.
Garfield: Well it is me Garfield.
Luz: Hi guys.
Garfield: LUZ SHUT UP.
SpongeBob: Just calm down guys.
Mickey Mouse: Hello guys. I am Mickey Mouse.
Garfield: Isn't that the guy who entered the public domain since 2024 in a classic film.
Mickey Mouse: Steamboat Willie entered the public domain lol.
Garfield: Didn't I meet you before
Mickey Mouse: Yes.
SpongeBob: Well guys...
Narlene: Well, it is a good ending.
Pomni: Yeah.
Garfield: WHAT ABOUT ME?!
(the movie screen burns down)
SpongeBob: Oh no... The Anything Movie was not finished and the screen burned down. It is because that the tapes for the movie blew up.
Patrick: Well we will just go home...
Rube: My rating for that movie is 11/10! But guys...
The Curious George Narrator: Folks noticed the Infiniplex or something like that was on fire!
Garfield: Oh god...
Peppa Pig Narrator: Oh dear! The Infiniplex is on fire!
SpongeBob: OH NO! IT IS ON FUCKING FIRE!
(everyone screams as the Infiniplex explodes)
Jax: I am here to watch The Anything Movie although I may be 3 hours late- AHHHHHHHHH!
(Jax notices that the Infiniplex is destroyed)
(Suddenly, a black ball arrives at the whole group as it grows an eyeball.)
Dark Matter: Hello my friends! I'm finally here! I have kidnapped 2 certain friends to make you powerless!
Tiff: Kirby, help me!
(Kirby is scared, but determined. He suddenly finds 3 stars on the ground, and inhales them all. He jumps in the air, and gets... Triple Star!)
Tuff: All right! Hammer!
Meta Knight: It looks like hammer, but it isn't. It is Triple Star, a very powerful ability, with it being more powerful than the Star Rod!
(Kirby does a gesture that means, "Come on, help me!")
(Spongebob equips his ketchup gun, Plankton gets his giant laser, Sandy puts on her karate suit, Fluffy Puffy arrives and turns into his monster form, and finally, Spot the Amoeba transforms into a Warp Star for Kirby.)
Spongebob: FOR THE UNIVERSE FOR US!
(Everyone lunges at Dark matter, as they battle to the death. Sandy punches Dark Matter in the eyeball, Warp Star Spot vaporizes the cages to let Tiff and Tuff escape, Spongebob shoots Dark Matter, Fluffy Puffy bites him on the side, and finally, Plankton finishes him off by shooting him in the eye with Kirby crossing beams with his Triple Star.)
Tuff: Yes! He's gone!
Tiff: You did it Kirby! You saved us!
Spongebob: By the way, you 2, Kirby has 1 more surprise.
(Kirby puts on his Chatterbox Collar, and speaks again.)
Kirby: Now you can finally understand me. Come on, friends, it's past midnight.
Patrick: Goodnight SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Goodnight Patrick!
Squidward: And this movie is over...
(The movie zooms out, revealing King Dedede and Escargoon.)
Escargoon: Did you make that monster?
King Dedede: For once, not at all.
Garfield: And that's all folks!
(the movie ends and the end credits plays)
=== Mid-credits ===
Lucretia: Hey, it's me, Lucretia! Didn't expect me? Well, here I am.
(The voice credits for Lucretia appear at the bottom of the screen)
Lucretia: Well, time for me to go, I have a sequel to go to.
(The credits continue).
===Post credits scene===
SpongeBob: I think of going to Sydney Australia.
Patrick: Me too!
All of the characters in the movie scream: CHRIS!!!
(Everybody hates Chris! and The Anything Movie!🎶)
Kid Chris Rock: I didn't do anything! 
Chris Rock: (voice) And this bullshit movie is over!
(Lincoln Loud kicks Kid Chris Rock)
Lincoln Loud: Not yet, kiddo!
(Lucy Loud uses her powers)
Narlene: Well, bye folks!
Pomni: See you guys in The Anything Movie 2!
Rube: Amazing!
2026 SPogiebub: wait there's A SECOND-
(Kirby interrupts.)
Kirby: Bye, ya suckas!
Garfield: Shut up Kirby. And before this movie ends, DID YOU WATCH THE SPONGEBOB AND GARFIELD SHOW?!
(the movie ends as it leads to the events of The Anything Movie: Things Down Under)
==Songs (free to add)==
===In-Movie===
*Unreal Superhero 3 (Mordecai and Rigby doing donuts)
*Seaweed 1 [Resampled] (During Howie and Octo’s Conversation Together) 
*Dramatic Impact (5) ("WHAT?!")
*The Big Payback (When Chris and the Rocks show up and Jerome meets ''Little Dude'')
*Popsicle by Impactist (Act 2)
*may roosevelt - memoir #2 (Act 3)
*Whistle by Josh Hutcherson (Instrumental) (During the montage of the gang asking the citizens of Script Highway)
*Ballroom Blitz by Sweet (During the guard fighting montage)
*Gothic Adventure (When 2026 SpongeBob kills off the non-SpongeBob characters)
*Maui Beach (After 2026 SpongeBob kills off the non-SpongeBob characters)
*Meatophobia (GAMC deletes Squidward)
*SpongeBob SquarePants 2026 theme song (2026 SpongeBob reveals his identity, GAMC deletes Bikini Bottom, and the best concert in the world hosted by people who have head trauma)
*SpongeBob SquarePants 2026 UNUSED theme song (The head trauma crew and 2026 spongebob sing that)
*Tomfoolery (Tater introducing herself)
*A bit of the beginning of "Raindrop Rainbow" (Vanta ascending) (Note: Well, at least Jayde tried. It's now gone)
*Fetch! with Ruffman theme song (Ruff meeting Vanta)
*Hello Blues [During Ginger Snap introducing herself) 
*Opening Gambit (During Misty and Rainbow Dash being curious where they are)
*On Your Face by Earth, Wind and Fire (Tasha saying hey to Chris)
*Everybody Hates Chris Ending (Caruso punching Chris)
*The Amazing Digital Circus Theme Song
*Mario Theme Song
*The Itchy and Scratchy Show instrumental theme song ("Note: Vanta died on the way back to her home planet") 
*Strongest Star Warrior (During the scene where Kirby gets his Triple Star ability to kill Dark Matter.
*The Loud House Theme Song (when The Loud Family and Clyde appear)
*Ulterior Motives by Christopher St. & Phillip Booth (Credits 1)
*Feels Like a Wish by Station K (Credits 2)
*Commitment by ??? (Credits 3)
===Scrapped===
* How Long by Paula Toledo
* Funky by Royal Treatment Plant (Tater Cover)
===Concepts===
*Falling in Love with Mannequins by Rapid Designs (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Nanini Cover) (Credits 1, 2023 Concept)
*Ulterior Motives Reconstructed Version (SpongeBob and Patrick Cover) (Credits 2, 2023 Concept)
*Ocean Man by Ween (Credits 3, 2023 Concept)
*Theoretical’s recreation of Ulterior Motives (Credits 1, Late 2023 Concept)
*Off the Wall by Michael Jackson (Credits 2, Late 2023 Concept)
*Dead Lock - Elwood (Credits 3, Late 2023 Concept)
*Spongebob Squarepants Orchestral Version (Hal Leonard Marching Band) (Ending, 2023 Concept)
*Spongebob Squarepants Orchestral Version (Gonz) (Ending, Late 2023 Concept)
== Cast (free to add, unfinished)==
*AI Tom Kenny as SpongeBob, Homophobic SpongeBob, Dr-Two Brains, Homophobic SpongeBoj, SpongeReal, Lesbian SpongeBob, SpongeBoj, Anti-Swearing Bob
*AI Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick
*AI Rodger Bumpass as Squidward
*AI Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs
* AI Doug Lawrence as Rube Goldfish
*AI Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy Cheeks
* ??? as Sakura Minamoto
* ??? as Tae Yamada
* ??? as Saki Nikaido
* ??? as Nessa
* ??? as Megumin
*AI Frank Welker as Curious George
*AI Jeff Bennett as The Man with the Yellow Hat
* AI Tabitha St. Germain as Martha Lorraine
*AI Brian Drummond as Skits Lorraine
*AI Madeleine Peters as Helen Lorraine
*AI Alex Ferris as T.D. Kennelly
*AI Cedric Payne as Truman Oatley
*AI Christina Crivici, Michelle Creber and Ashlyn Drummond as Alice Boxwood
*AI Martin Clunes as Kipper
*AI Chris Lang as Tiger
*AI Ariel Winter as Sofia
*AI JG Quintel as Mordecai, High-Five Ghost
*AI William Salyers as Rigby
*AI Mark Hamill as Skips
*AI Matt Price as Quips
*AI Sam Marin as Muscle Man
*HolyVantaBlack111 as Genesis, Bobo, Rebecca Anderson, Incidental W3, Vanta, Stephie (Albeit without the Canadian accent), and Ciel (Albeit without the Canadian accent)
* AI Nichole Bloom as Nanini
*AI Curtis Armstrong as Dan
*AI Dave Foley as Chris
*AI Paget Brewster as Elise
*AI Dannah Phairman as WordGirl
*AI Fred Stoller as Chuck the Evil Sandwich Guy
*AI Patton Oswalt as Tobey McCalister III
*AI George "Joji" Miller as Fake Frank
*AI Seth McFarlane as Peter Griffin, Stan Smith and Roger
*AI Jim Conroy as Ruff Ruffman
*Eric (Vyond voice) as BluesCluesLover2023, Incidental W4, and Incidental W6
*Microsoft Sam as Incidental W1
*"Whisper" Voice (iPhone exclusive) as Whispering Voice
*AI Robert Tinkler as Howie
*AI Lizzie Freeman as Pomni
*AI Brian Greene as Mortimer
*AI Jaida Shaleena Lewis as Mango Tiki Wiki
*AI Rich Sommer as Henry
*AI Cissy Jones as Delilah
*AI Howard Jerome as Octo
* ??? as Script Highway citizen #1
* ??? as Script Highway guard #1
*The most evil IRL person as GAMC
*AI Courtenay Taylor as K.O.
*Matt Rose as Meme Signal Sticker
*Dan Castellaneta as Krusty
*AI Myrna Velasco as Tater
*AI Marcello with a vocoder effect as Anthony
*Thomas Kenneth as 2026 SpongeBob
*AI Kath Soucie as Tuba
*AI Stephanie Lemelin as Audrey
* ??? as Arre
* ??? as Megumin
*AI Grey Griffin as Lucretia, Frufru, The Bow, Lily Loud, Lola Loud and Lana Loud
*AI Kate Higgins as Narlene
*AI Carlos Alazraqui as Nobby
*AI Janice Kawaye as Jenny Wakeman
*AI Michael Kovach as Jax 
*AI Alex Rochon as Caine
*AI Haley Tju as Marcy Wu
*AI Sarah-Nicole Robles as Luz Noceda
*SquidTron C as himself, Kitty, and Mouse
*AI Richard Ridings as Daddy Pig
*AI Lauren Lapkus as Lotta
*AI Kelly McCreary as Dot
* AI Emilie-Claire Barlow as Bunny, Zoe and Whitney
*AI Sydney Mikayla as Joy
*AI Caitlin Carmichael as Kat
*AI Ronan Summer as Mackay
*AI Craig Fairbrass as Ghost
*AI Amanda Hufford as Ragatha
*AI Ashley Nichols as Zooble
*AI Charles Martinet as Mario
*Makiko Ohmoto as Kirby
*Zachary Levi as Purple133
*AI Frank Welker as Garfield
*AI Lara Jill Miller as Lisa Loud
*AI Jessica DeCicco as Lucy Loud and Lynn Loud Jr
*AI Collin Dean as Lincoln Loud
*AI Cristina Pucelili as Luan Loud
*AI Nika Futterman as Luna Loud
*AI Lilliana Mumy as Leni Loud
*AI Catherine Taber as Lori Loud
*AI Jill Talley as Rita Loud
*AI Brian Stephanek as Lynn Loud Sr
*AI Jazhir Bruno as Clyde McBride
*AI Chris Diamantopoulos as Mickey Mouse
*AI Matt Stone as Stan Marsh And Eric Cartman
*AI Trey Parker as Kyle Broflovski, Butters Stotch And Kenny McCormick
==Trivia== 
* This movie was originally going to serve as the end of The Anything Trilogy before the trilogy being renewed for a second movie called The Anything Movie: Things Down Under.
*An audio clip from this movie was leaked 3 months prior to the release of the movie. It was of the conversation between Nanini, Genesis, and Bobo about Rebecca.
*Another audio clip was leaked 2 months after the last audio clip was leaked.
*Vanta was planned to make a brief two-line cameo.
*Carolina Helen's and Jake's cousin speaks English and Spanish.
*Concepts of the credits from 2023 were leaked 2 months prior to the release of the movie.
*There will be several confirmed sequels.
*The movie's working names were "The Anything Finale", "The Chaotic Movie", "TAE4", and "The SpongeBob Fanon Movie: Anything Goes".
*This movie, uncensored, is rated PG-13, but the hard type because of the violence and strong language.
* This movie has the most fourth wall breaks in history, it also reveals the characters don’t age due to the floating timeline the show is in.
*This is the seventh longest page in the wiki. For reference, see here.
==Goofs==
*The "hate-room" was from Season 403. How did Vanta discover this?
*Several teasers depict Rebecca with hair clips and without the demigirl pin she got in Season 404.
*Tater keeps switching between her beta and final design.
*In Lucretia's teaser poster, her quote is wrong. It's actually "Help us, Harvey Girls! Save our frozen treats!".
*Several times, the movie's aspect ratio changes.
==Running Gags== 
*Homophobic SpongeBob being... well, homophobic.
* Audrey telling Anthony that he owes her something.
*Anthony calling Tater "cancer".
*Dan and his revenge plans.
*Sofia calling Cedric the Sorcerer ''Mr Ceedric"
*Kirby saying "Poyo!"
*Delilah naming Henry Hank
*Audrey haunting Vanta.
*The British SAS and Task Force 141.
*sonic funko pop not talking for most of the movie.
==Trailer ==
Go here for it.
==Home Release==
This movie has one DVD/Blu-ray release.
*The Anything Movie (released November 19, 2482)
==Controversies==
During the theatrical release, this movie has received negative reviews from film critics due to how much violcence and profanity there is in this film.
On January 7, 2485, similar to the sequel, during this movie's airing times on television, a dad and a kid was watching The Anything Movie on their TV and found a scene of Krusty sueing Caine's circus. The kid got scared and ran as their dad was angry and disliked the scene and said that he wanted to sue the writers. On Twitter, this went to a huge backlash as everyone was angry about this film because of what Krusty did to Caine's circus. On January 15, 2485, this movie was banned from reruns as the scene would most likely be replaced by SpongeBob and Garfield eating a Krabby Patty instead. The last time Nickelodeon and SquiddyTV aired this movie was on January 14, 2485 despite this movie being streamed on SquiddyTV+ and Paramount ++ as well as being on DVD.
===Dialog of the scene===
SpongeBob: If i appear in this movie right now it's because i'm tired of this film quickly derailing into a digital circus fanfic.
Sandy: What? No wonder none of us are here!
2026 SPignbubob: i have an idea. LET'S GET KRUSTY'S HELP. To sue that fakery. 
(Everybody gets yeeted into Krusty's circus)
Krusty: Hey kids! HUAHAHGUGHGH! Welcome to MY circus! Not Caine's This Caine guy keeps munching his eyeballs like nobody cares at all.
2026 Spongeubb: You need a lawyer.
Patrick: Who?
SpongeBob: US!
Krusty: What? Why
SpongeBob: Don't you want that other circus sued?
Krusty: Yes!
2026 spoguenbob: Then WHAT are you waiting for? LET'S DO THIS!
Audrey: NO DON'T DO IT PLEASE!
Krusty: GET OUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU!
Police: FREEZE KRUSTY!
Krusty: Oh no the police is here.
Police: Sorry Krusty but you are under arrest.
Krusty: WHAT WHY?!
Police: You attempted to sue someone's circus that WAS FINE BEFORE! THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW! 
SpongeBob: Sorry Krusty but I disagree with you and 2026 me and agree with the police)
(everyone leaves Krusty's circus angrily for attempting to attack Caine's circus)
Police: 2026 SpongeBob, you are under arrest to FOR AGREEING WITH KRUSTY.
2026 SpongeBob: NOOOO!
==Awards==
Award 	Category 	Recipient(s) 	Result
The Weirdland Awards 2023	Movie of the Year	The Anything Movie	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
The Weirdland Awards 2023	 	 	
==Gallery (feel free to add)==
===Screenshots===
File:GenesisAnythingScreenshot.png|A screenshot of when Genesis pulls out the Uno Reverse Card.
File:2026spongebobrevealsidentity.png|GAMC was about to DELETE spongebob but he reveals to be the 2026 spongebob
File:TAMCAnthonyAttack.png|A screenshot of Anthony bonking Tater on the head with a metal pipe and Vanta berating him for it.
File:TheBestConcertEver.png|The best concert ever
File:AllahuAkbar.png|ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
File:VantaDied.png|Vanta died scene after ascending
File:Oh shaet.png|A screenshot of Anthony pointing a gun at Audrey in order to see her reaction.
The Anything Movie Narlene and Nobby meet Pomni.png|A screenshot of Pomni meeting Narlene and Nobby.
TAM Screenshot.png|A screenshot of Jenny knocking Pomni down and Narlene fighting her for it.
The Amazing Digital Circus in The Anything Movie.png|A screenshot of Narlene and Pomni in The Amazing Digital Circus but Krusty the Clown gets mad at Caine for ripping off his circus.
Narlene and Pomni Babies The Anything Movie.png|A screenshot of Narlene and Pomni at the Krusty Krab with their babies.
The Anything Movie Graveyard Screenshot.png|A screenshot of Jenny knocking Marcy in the head.
File:KingerMeetsWhitneyTAM.png|A screenshot of Kinger meeting Whitney
The Pineapple Anything Movie.png|A screenshot of SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, and Daddy Pig at SpongeBob's pineapple.
The Amazing Digital Anything Movie.png|A screenshot of Anthony, Audrey, and Tater meeting Ragatha and Zooble.
Jenny True Form.png|A screenshot of Jenny in her true form attacking Narlene and Pomni
File:Falling screenshot.png|A screenshot of Squidward, Spongebob, Patrick, and Kirby falling into the muddy ravine.
File:With motion blur.png|The same exact screenshot, but with motion blur.
The Anything Movie Bro Sponge.png|A screenshot of SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, Mouse, and Pinky running away from Bro Sponge
The Anything Movie Pibby.png|A screenshot of Pibby, Tater, Audrey, and Anthony near a corrupted Patrick. 
Mario Fights Anthony.png|A screenshot of Mario about to fight Anthony.
TAM Televerse Screenshot.png|A screenshot of Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, Pinky, and Mouse ending up in the Televerse
File:TAMCredits1.png|A screenshot of the credits #1
File:TAMCredits2.png|A screenshot of the credits #2
File:TAMCredits3.png|A screenshot of the credits #3
File:TAMCredits4.png|A screenshot of the credits #4
The Anything Movie Credits Screenshot.png|A screenshot of the credits #5
TAM Vanta jubisliding away.png|Vanta starts to jubisliding away
TAM Vanta does a liddy falling.png|Vanta failing horribly
===Storyboards===
File:GAMCStoryboard.png|(Made by GAMC) A storyboard of when Fake Frank left.
File:TAM - Bobo Storyboard.png|(Made by Vanta) A storyboard of Bobo getting dysphoric.
TAM Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of a black Jenny near Pomni.
The Anything Movie Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of Pomni and Narlene escaping the Krusty Krab when Anthony is about to rob Mr. Krabs.
File:TAM - storyboard audrey.png|(Made by Vanta) A storyboard of Audrey telling Anthony that he owes her a sandwich.
TAM Marcy Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of Jenny bonking Marcy in the head.
TAM Pineapple Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of SpongeBob, Daddy Pig, Pomni, and Narlene arriving at SpongeBob's pineapple.
Anything Bro Sponge Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of SpongeBob, Narlene, Pomni, Kitty, Mouse, and Pinky ending up in Bro Sponge world.
The Anything Movie Mario Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of Anthony, Audrey, and Tater watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie.
TAM Kitty Storyboard.png|(Made by SquidTron C) A storyboard of Kitty and Mouse ending up in the Televerse and the Televerse Explorator about to get them.
File:Mud storyboard.png|(Made By Aubster100) Kirby encouraging the others to play with him in the mud when 5 characters fall into a muddy ravine.
File:TAM - storyboard empty.png|Empty Storyboard
===Model Sheets and Turnarounds===
File:TAM - turnarounds.png|First Page of the Turnarounds sheet
File:TAM - turnarounds2.png|Second Page of the Turnarounds sheet
The Anything Movie Turnarounds Page 3.png|Third page of the Turnarounds sheet
===Other===
File:TAMposter1.png|Original Poster (September 13, 2481-April 20, 2482) (Made by HolyVantaBlack111)
File:TAMlogo.png|The movie's logo
File:Theanythingmovieposter2.png|Movie poster #2
File:TAMteaserposter1.png|Teaser poster #1 (SpongeBob SquarePants)
File:TAMteaserposter2.png|Teaser poster #2 (Sakura Minamoto)
File:TAMteaserposter3.png|Teaser poster #3 (Muscle Man)
File:TAMteaserposter4.png|Teaser poster #4 (Rebecca Anderson)
File:TAMteaserposter5.png|Teaser poster #5 (Peter Griffin)
File:TAMteaserposter6.png|Teaser poster #6 (Tae Yamada)
File:TAMteaserposter7.png|Teaser poster #7 (Mordecai and Rigby)
File:TAMteaserposter8.png|Teaser poster #8 (Saki Nikaido)
File:TAMteaserposter9.png|Teaser poster #9 (Benson Dunwoody)
File:Anything2026.png|Teaser poster #10 (2026 SpongeBob)
File:TAMteaserposter11.png|Teaser poster #11 (Anthony)
File:TAMteaserposter12.png|Teaser poster #12 (Audrey)
File:TAMteaserposter13.png|Teaser poster #13 (Fink)
File:Dblessedisblessed.png|Teaser poster #14 (Black Jesus, suggested by D-Blessed)
File:Ruff Ruffman Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #15 (Ruff Ruffman)
File:TAMTeaserPosterHowie.png|Teaser poster #16 (Howie)
TAM Poster Narlene.png|Teaser poster #17 (Narlene)
TAM Poster Nobby.png|Teaser poster #18 (Nobby)
TAM Poster Pomni.png|Teaser poster #19 (Pomni)
TAM Jenny Poster.png|Teaser poster #20 (Jenny Wakeman)
PPGAnythingMovie.png|Teaser poser #21 (Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup)
File:Teaser22.png|Teaser poser #22 (Lucretia)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 1.png|Teaser poster #23 (Chris Rock)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 2.png|Teaser poster #24 (Julius Rock)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 3.png|Teaser poster #25 (Rochelle Rock)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 4.png|Teaser poster #26 (Drew Rock)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 5.png|Teaser poster #27 (Tonya Rock)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 6.png|Teaser poster #28 (Greg Wuliger)
File:Everybody Hates Anything Movie 7.png|Teaser poster #29 (Jerome)
TAM Jax Poster.png|Teaser poster #30 (Jax)
TAM Caine Poster.png|Teaser poster #31 (Caine)
The Anything Movie Marcy Poster.png|Teaser poster #32 (Marcy Wu)
TAM Kitty Poster.png|Teaser poster #33 (Kitty)
TAM Mouse Poster.png|Teaser poster #34 (Mouse)
TAM Luz Poster.png|Teaser poster #35 (Luz Noceda)
TAM Daddy Pig Poster.png|Teaser poster #36 (Daddy Pig)
File:TAMTeaserPosterBlythe.png|Teaser poster #37 (Blythe Baxter)
File:Arthur The Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #38 (Arthur Read)
File:DW Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #39 (D.W.)
File:Martha Speaks Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #40 (Martha)
File:Helen Lorraine Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #41 (Helen Lorraine)
File:T.D. Kennelly Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #42 (T.D. Kennelly)
File:Alice Boxwood Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #43 (Alice Boxwood)
File:TAMPosterwiththeextraquad.png|Teaser poster #44 (Lotta, Dot, Frufru, and The Bow)
File:WordGirl Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #45 (WordGirl)
File:Captain Huggy-Face-Bob Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #46 (Captain Huggy-Face)
File:Dr-Two-Brains Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #47 (Dr-Two-Brains)
File:Curious George Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #48 (Curious George)
File:Thrillville The Anything Movie.png|Teaser poster #49 (Mortimer)
File:TAMTeaserPosterPrincessSofia.png|Teaser poster #50 (Princess Sofia)
The Anything Movie Tater Poster.png|Teaser poster #51 (Tater)
The Anything Movie SquidTron C Poster.png|Teaser poster #52 (SquidTron C)
File:TAMTeaserPosterWhitney.png|Teaser poster #53 (Whitney)
File:TAMTeaserPosterKinger.png|Teaser poster #54 (Kinger)
File:TAMTeaserPosterGanglepng.png|Teaser poster #55 (Gangle)
File:TAMTeaserPosterKipper.png|Teaser poster #56 (Kipper)
File:TAMTeaserPosterHenryFirewatch.png|Teaser poster #57 (Henry Firewatch)
The Anything Movie Ragatha Poster.png|Teaser poster #58 (Ragatha)
The Anything Movie Zooble Poster.png|Teaser poster #59 (Zooble)
The Anything Movie Pinky Poster.png|Teaser poster #60 (Pinky)
The Anything Movie Bro Sponge Poster.png|Teaser poster #61 (Bro Sponge)
The Anything Movie Pibby Poster.png|Teaser poster #62 (Pibby)
The Anything Movie Krusty Poster.png|Teaser poster #63 (Krusty)
The Anything Movie Mario Poster.png|Teaser poster #64 (Mario)
The Anything Movie Televerse Robot Poster.png|Teaser poster #65 (Televerse Explorator)
The Anything Movie Televerse King Poster.png|Teaser poster #66 (Televerse Emporator)
The Anything Movie Squidward Poster.png|Teaser poster #67 (Squidward Tentacles)
The Anything Movie Rube Poster.png|Teaser poster #68 (Rube Goldfish)
File:Anything Movie Mackay.png|Teaser poster #69 (Mackay)
File:Tamteaserposter70.png|Teaser poster #70 (Tad)
File:Tamteaserposter71.png|Teaser poster #71 (Leap)
File:Tamteaserposter72.png|Teaser poster #72 (Lily)
File:CallofDutyGhostAnythingMoviePoster.png|Teaser poster #73 (Ghost)
File:TAMteaserposter73DanVs..png|Teaser poster #74 (Dan)
File:TAMteaserposter74DanVs..png|Teaser poster #75 (Chris)
File:TAMteaserposter75DanVs..png|Teaser poster #76 (Elise)
File:TAMPosterKonata.png|Teaser poster #77 (Konata Izumi)
File:TAMPosterTsukasa.png|Teaser poster #78 (Tsukasa Hiiragi)
File:TAMPosterKagami.png|Teaser poster #79 (Kagami Hiiragi)
File:TAMPosterMyukipng.png|Teaser poster #80 (Miyuki Takara)
File:Kirby Teaser Poster.png|Teaser poster #81 (Kirby)
The Anything Movie Garfield Poster.png|Teaser poster #82 (Garfield)
The Anything Movie Mickey Mouse Poster.png|Teaser poster #83 (Mickey Mouse)
File:TAMteaserposterblank.png|Teaser poster template
File:TAMposterikd.png|Movie poster #3
File:AUDREYvsTATER.png|Movie poster #4
JennyVsPomni.png|Movie poster #5
TAM Poster.png|Movie poster #6
File:Everybody the The Anything Movie.png|Movie poster #7
The Anything Movie Poster.png|The movie's poster used during the trailer's release and the cinema's release.
The Anything Movie Poster Blank.png|Blank version of the cinema's poster.
Anything Poster.png|The movie's poster seen in a movie theatre.
The Anything Movie Rotten Tomatoes.png|The movie seen on Rotten Tomatoes website.
The Anything Movie DVD Front and Back.png|DVD on both sides
The Anything Movie Blu-ray.png|Blu-ray cover
The Anything Movie DVD.png|4K Ultra HD Blu-Ray cover
TheAnythingMovieZig+Zag.png|The Anything Movie on Zig+Zag
==Audio clips==
center|thumb|381x381px|The aforementioned leaked clip
center|thumb|381x381px|The aforementioned second leaked clip
center|thumb|381x381px|A clip of the scene where Tater introduces herself, Vanta ascends, and Anthony shoots Tater.
center|thumb|381x381px|A clip of the scene where Tater introduces herself, Vanta ascends, and Anthony shoots Tater. (Recorded from a movie theater)
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