If You Catch the Easter Bunny

A jazzy parody of Albert Von Tilzer's "Put Your Arms Around Me Honey" in D. Its music video has aired every Easter since 2005.
== Lyrics ==
* (spoken intro) The Easter Bunny is one cool cat!
* If you catch the Easter Bunny, hold him tight.
* Feed him lots of sticky honey every night.
* Oh! Oh!
* What a set of ears when that bunny head appears!
* If you catch the Easter Bunny, be polite.
* Never let the funny bunny out of sight.
* Just as long as you wait, he won't lay an egg.
* Every year, we have a special Easter roll.
* Gather up an Easter egg and eat it whole.
* Oh! Oh! Look what I have found,
* Right out here upon on the ground.
* When the bunny travels, eggs are everywhere:
* Underneath the sofas; underneath the chairs.
* Just as long as you wait, he won't lay an egg!
* His best friend's for good luck.
* It's the Easter Duck! (2x)
* (spoken) Quack!
Category:Jazz Style
Category:Spoofs and Parodies
Category:Key of D
Category:Songs in D
Category:Holiday Songs
Category:2000s