Sad Songs & Waltzes

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “Sad Songs & Waltzes" where DJs Matt Fox presents a playlist combining sad songs and waltzes. Jonny Stromboli discusses his divorce, Dillon is pursued by a familiar foe, and Matt attempts to give life advice. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
The episode begins with Matt Fox alone on the SS Double Heads. Dillon Minacci and Mr. Bumblebee Tuna left the boat days before without telling Matt where they were going, and now he is stuck producing episodes by himself.
Before he can introduce the theme for the week, regular guest Jonny Stromboli pulls up in a 1973 Schwinchester Four-Stroke Outboard Motorboat to discuss his divorce and boat purchase. Jonny hitchhiked from Austin to Atlantic City to see family, but after their timeshare burned down he purchased a boat and took to international waters. Fortunately he has a water tax guy, so he owes nothing on his investment. They create a physical ticker that rings every time they said "divorce."
Halfway through the show, they receive a call from Trainer Joe, who previously attempted to murder Dillon in Florida during "Sad Boys & Sad Girls Part 2." He clarifies that he didn't try to kill Dillon and is actually tailing him in Philadelphia. Trainer Joe has his own boat and is navigating the Camden Water Gap to find Dillon to resume his physical training. While Trainer Joe is still on the air, Matt calls Dillon, which leads to a heated argument.
The show ends with a call from Trish, a San Marcos resident who is currently going through a divorce and trying to figure out her next move. She requests a song to lift her spirits, and Matt and Jonny nail it.
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Jonny Stromboli
Dillon Minacci
Trainer Joe
Trish
==Featured Music==
Junior Boys - "When No One Cares"
Frederic Chopin - "Waltz in C-Sharp Minor, Op. 64 No. 2"
Daniel Johnston - "Hate Song"
Giuseppe Verdi - "La Traviata: Drinking Song"
George Jones - "There's the Door"
Johannes Brahms - "Waltz in A-Flat Major, Op. 39 No. 15"
Patsy Cline - "I Fall to Pieces"
Tom Waits - "Hope I Don't Fall In Love With You"
Sharon Van Etten - "Darkness Fades"
Dmitri Shostakovich - "Jazz Suite No. 2: VI. Waltz 2"