The Great Show of Dragonsonas

An intro card appears. On it are the words, "Good Morning, Wiki!"
At a table... "Gooood morning, Wiki! It is a blissful 68 degrees Fahrenheit." Orange says. The RainWing grins
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Matpat: A chair swings around to reveal Mat. He also grins. "How are y'all doing? Well, I hope that you're stopping to consider that others might not be able to be as happy as you! Let us take a moment of silence to commemorate those who have it rougher than us." The Night Leaf hybrid says. "Well, moment is over. In recent wiki news, Jade Mountain Academy has reached it's, what was it, can you remind me Orange?
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Orange: "Well, lots of stuff. It is on thread 34 I believe, but it goes pretty quick." Orange says. The Rain-Night-Sky hybrid smiles.
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"Yes. Wouldn't be surprised if it got to a hundred. Now, time to feed you a meme." He says. It shows a cat afraid of a pickle. It reads, "Darkstalker," "When he sees Turtle." Mat laughs like a fool. "Hahaha." "Comic genius! It's simply genius!"
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(is anyone allowed to edit? even a nerd like me?)
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Mat nods. "Anyone can edit! Even you! Stalking us right now!" "Anyways, ignore my wall break. In other wiki news, Orange has himself feeling down after family injuries and illnesses. Everybody give his family a prayer, or, if you're not religious, your best wishes." Mat says.
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Ripple nods, clasping her talons together.
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Sapphire: "Dear moons, Orange, that's awful!"
A little aqua-coloured SeaWing enters. She sits at the desk (I'm assuming there's a desk?).
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Orange waves his hand. "Oh y'all are too kind. And now, breaking news! A cat was seen wearing an iPod and vibing in the middle of the road. In times like these, this is such a heartwarming moment.
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Matpat: "Yes. In troubling times such as these, it is nice to know cats are still being cats." Mat says.
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"On a normal news show, there might be a weather forecast. But here we have a Roleplay Forecast! So I'll start off with the Jade Mountain Academy Year 2 Roleplay! In this Roleplay you follow the life of your character in an academy of adventure!" Orange says. He passes the mic to MatPat. "Any Roleplay you see on the forecast?"
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Ani: //sigs// how is that heartwarming?
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Ripple laughs. “I feel that it is.”
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"Well, there are several roleplays moving on our forecast. We have a sprinkle of reboots here and there, one being a reboot of my very own Meet Your Match, where an evil dictator wants dragonets, and will force dragons into relationships to get some. We have several others, such as The Heir of Darkness, a dying roleplay that is the part two of a successful Knight Academy. Try giving it some love. There is also a roleplay known as the Lost Relics, where Jade Mountain has been abandoned, and some brave explorers come in to find ghosts. Very spooky. We also have Rosepetal Academy, a shipping RP. There are, of course, many more, but these are some that deserve more love." He says.
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"Some roleplays die so another will live. Like the button. 'Grumbot, why did the button die?" "One must die so another must live." Orange says, remembering Hermitcraft. "WAIT. If Grumbot died, will the button return, or is Jellie the next "button"?"
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"Very, um, special and descriptive Orange."
"Now, this news may not come as a surprise to the Cult-I mean, following, of Formula-9, but he has recently gone rather inactive due to real life clashing with his electronical self. As such, he is almost non-existent in roleplays, which is why we would like to give him a shoutout." Mat says.
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"Agreed. SHOUTOUT TO THE GREAT BAGUETTE WARRIOR, FORMULA-9!!!!" Orange says
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Mat whispers to the camera and audio.
"Cult."
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"You think that Mat, if it gives you comfort." Orange says, quoting the Pride and Prejudice mini series. "Anyways, special leaked photos of cuteness in its finess." He shows the following photos
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All the photos for now :D
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"Well, those are undoubtedly adorable. My first hamster died from a sickness and we threw him in the dumpster." MatPat says.
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"EWWWW!" cries Dolphin. "Ugh, Mat, that's actually gross!"
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"Very nice, MatPat." Orange says sarcastically. He draws his baguette sword and lunges forwards at MatPat
Technically difficulties, please stand by...
"Anyways, what next?" Orange says in his chair
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Matpat rolls a clip of Darth and Luke fighting on Bespin, but Darth has Orange's face and Luke has Mat's face.
The clip ends and Mat moves his hand up to reveal a missing talon.
A crossbow comes out of the wall and aims at Orange's head.
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 One of my sonas pokes their head in.
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PLEASE STAND BY. TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
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Mat sees one of Shimmer's OCs. "Hey Lark!"
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Ignoring the crossbow, Dolphin bounces in her seat. "I wanna see your hamster again, Mat!"
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"You sure? He's in the landfill right now. Most likely a pile of dust."
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Coast's extremely underdeveloped sona Cereus  slides onto stage in a swivel chair. "Oh, poor guy."
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"Oof, did I say Mat? Ew, no, I meant Orange! I wanna see Orange's hamster again!" She turns to the newcomer. "Hey there!"
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"Hi, I'm Cereus." She waved slightly. "I think you did say Mat, but whatever." She said.
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PLEASE STAND BY. TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.
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Dolphin: "Guys, we have just received two breaking stories. First, Orange will no longer be able to join us--" (she gestures to Orange's now-vacant seat) "--as they have been permanently banned from the wiki.
(the audience boos.)
"On a lighter note, our second story is a big one. The Wings of Fire Fanon Wiki now has a Discord server!"
(the audience cheers.)
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A chair suddenly appeared on top of Orange's, then a portal from the Void appears over the chair, Pluto falls out into the chair. "Aha, I am sitting on two chairs without sitting on two chairs!" -silence- "Aw c'mon I knew it wasn't funny".
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Along with Pluto, out of the void comes Stauro. "hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i want a chair. Stauro pouts.
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Night crashes through the ceiling and nonchalantly brushes themself off before pouring a cup of coffee. "What's going on here?"
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Stauro looked at Night. "CANIHAVEACHAIRPLEASE"
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Bullsnake: She peeked through the window and threw herself through the wall. “I NEED THE COFFEE!” She bolted towards the coffee table and knocked it over while running away with the coffee machine.
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Stauro: "Give me a chair plz someone plz plz plz hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Bullsnake: She turned toward Stauro and shoved a chair in their direction along with the coffee machine. “COFFEE IS NOW A BURDEN TO MEEEEE”
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Pluto sighs, and, using the power of the fourth wall, grows a third eye which summons more chairs. "Now are we happy? Good. I declare myself queen of this show and now all of you have scarves indoors." The fourth-wall-fbi proceed to tell her they cannot manipulate the fourth wall this requently "Aw fishe." Plu-toe's third eye disapears.
pouts.
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Owl098
Owl walks into the room, and Is so angry. “Wait. My wiki friends were having an oc crossover, AND THEY DIDN’T TELL ME?“
Owl hard someone murmur “I wonder why..” sarcastically. She whirls around. “Well EXCUSE ME, I DO NOT APPRECIATE YOUR TONE!! And then she looks at Pluto. “AND YOU. I OBJECT. YOU CAN NOT ANNEX THIS PAGE.”
And then she sits down on a chair and sips tea.
“Oof, I also brought my main sona, Felicity. She will defend me with her super-ninja skills if necessary.”
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A small NightWing’s head appeared in the bottom corner of the stage, sipping a bottle of sparkling water which he thought was normal water. He spit a mouthful out. “AGH! MY TONGUE! IT BURNS!” Abyss shouted.
-Abyssthenightwing11
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Dolphin: "I'm sorry, Felicity. It--it didn't even cross my mind." (she turns to Pluto) "Could--could you STOP with the chairs?" (she turns to Night) "And you...I thought we talked about this. You've gotta stop casually crashing through people's ceilings."
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Night takes another sip of their coffee. "How about no? Most of the time the doors are locked and I can't break through a wall while screaming 'Oh yeah' because I'd be sued for copyright infringement so crashing through ceilings is the most logical way to go. Also it really doesn't hurt that much soooooo..."
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"Well FINE if chairs aren't your style I could turn them into YOGA BALLS or uhm... stools." Pluto proceeds to turn all of the chairs into different not-chairs. Suddenly, Pluto starts screaming as if she if being murdered. Everybody stares. They fall over, on their face, and try at making snow angels on the floor, while reciting the ABC's backwards.
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Cereus sighed at the displays of stupidity. "Get yourselves together, we have important bad news incoming!"
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Stargazer walks in and politely greets everyone. "So, err... what has been happening ?", he shyly asks.
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Pluto gets up from having what looks like a seizure, and opens a portal to The Void. They command some of the blue smog to become a mega-sized cookie, and hop into the portal. She teleports to the human world, steals my computer, and realizes CEREUS called her dumb! Giggling of outrage she decides to pour frosted flakes on her new enemy!
After that was over, she spoke latin for three minutes, then explained to Stargazer; "We've been breaking the first, second, third, fourth wall, plus the roof"
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Mat waits patiently for the producer to inform them of his resignation.
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"Why are you pouring cereal on me?" Cereus asks. "Anyways, on to the unfortunate news. Mat will be resigning, as he is leaving the wiki."
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Destiny's sona Waves steps in and says "umm i am just saying somthing to join...."
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"WHHHAT?!?!?!" Pluto, shocked, throws the cereal box as if it were a missile. It soars right past Waves' head, nearly knocking them out.
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Waves sais: ouch, why do you even have cereal?
"because cereal is?? amazing??" fall said. ((says??))
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Stauro happily sits in her chair.
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Stargazer smiles. "Oh, I see !", he says. He then sits down in a sofa and starts reading a scroll about astronomy. "Well, there's a lot of dragons here.", he says, shyly.
fall sighed. "yes. hello there."
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Gyro was sitting in the back of this all, silently eating Cereal...Or what was left of it.
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Leopard snekked up behind Gyro and breathed in her ear
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Girolando reliated by elbowing their face.
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Leopard ate Girolando's elbow, then went off to take pictures of her two adorable pet rats to show everybody. May I present Claire and Jody, Claire being the all-grown-up-now baby and Jody the mother. At least, once Leopard comes back with the pictures.
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Pluto watched everybody eating cereal or sitting. "SERIOUSLY PEOPLE. This is dumb! She suddenly transformed the stage into the Jeopardy stage, them and Night's body behind the answer place. Everybody was sat on a stool with a point counter on their lap. "And before you begin, yes I am unfairly overpowered in this form."
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Wow, this is cool, Can I join?
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Night: What did I even rope myself into? I just wanted coffee- ;-;
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Umber arrives with a firehose and breaks the tension in the worst possible way imaginable... *woosh*
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Waves: everyting is so chaotic here. i honestly went here since my father wanted me to have "more social time" but frankly, this does not help
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Felicity looks up at Waves. "I always find secluding yourself to a remote forest for days in end, meditating, can help calm down the mind. Or, you know, just take your nearest weapon and smash it into a training dummy or your enemies. That works too."
*sips tea*
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Stargazer looks at Waves. "Or you could spend your time looking at the stars at night. It really is relaxing.", he says, folding his scroll and starting to daydream.
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Foxy's sona Fade peeks her head out from the wall in her ghost form. "sorry i scared u but am i in the wrong room?" she said in talon sign language.
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Ani:" i do not know sign language... "Anima said a bit sadly.
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Cereus listed things she did today. “Today I got hated on, made a cake, and probably won’t be able to go to the pool because of the rain and thunder.”
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Ani: plz turn out the lights, i wanna fall asleeppppppp
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"Well this escalated quickly." Gyro would reply, finishing the milk-less cereal like it was soup.
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"STAHP DRAMA STAHP GET TEH DRAMA PESTICIDE. NOW EVERYBODY I declare myself and Night the rulers of this show because I think we are the most mentally unstable and that makes the perfect president!" Pluto put a gigantic worm-hole on the floor, sucking everybody into The Void. It was a darker blue than usual, and the blue mists were heavy. "Welcome to my home for 134 days and counting." She pointed to the assortment of floating chess tabled suspended in the anti-gravity, and the large birch-wood box with a door on it. "Entertain yourself!"
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Pluto walked into the box, which was MUCH larger on the inside. She sat on the turquoise couch, resting her (feet?) on the expensive fluffy carpet, and staring at the ultra-widescreen tv. Down the hall, the fountain in the 20-ft-long pool was making lots of noise. The crackling fire pit next to the water wasn't warm this far away.
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anima said "HEY TURN OUT THE LIGHTS! DO I HAVE TO SHOUT AGAIN!?"
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Stargazer laughs. "Oh, so it's like being in space, minus the stars it seems. It's... alright.", he tells Anima, while swimming in anti-gravity.
"Here I can help!" Girolando would proceed to throw a chair at the lights, causing them to fall.
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Felicity begins to panic. "THREE MOONS WHY ARE WE IN A VOID?!"
She twilred out her fans, and sliced them through the air so she could gain momentum. 
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Ninja walked in and used her animusness to prevent herself from being sucked into the wormhole of weirdness. "Hellooooooooo wiki!" She said.
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Cereus growled at the annoying weirdness and tried to find and exit to the void.
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Felicty rolled her eyes. "Whatever. I'm done with this..." she shuttered. "ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING VOID!"
She squinted her eyes until she popped into existence in Pluto's box. "Oh. Hello, Pluto. Can I just...chill? Here? I mean, I hope I'm not intruding upon anything..."
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Dolphin: "First of all, Night, regarding the 'casually falling through ceilings', I STILL haven't fixed the hole in my ceiling from when you 'casually fell' through it 3 months ago; and second, WHERE THE HECK ARE WE?" (she waves her talons at the void surrounding them and glares at Pluto.) "Pluto, what did you do???" (she looks around at everyone else.) "I don't know about you guys, but this absolute squid brain is being rather troublesome. What do you say we ban her from this show?"
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"Ergh." Ink says, rubbing her eyes. "Who put me here AND WHY CAN'T I LEAVE?!" She grumbles, holding the music. "Stick's gonna kill me I know that for a fact."
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Ninja decided to undo the wormhole and suddenly everybody was sitting at their desks again.
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Cereus sipped a mug of tea, glad to be out of the void. “Calm down Dolphin. That was rather... troublesome, but we’re let’s not ban anyone, especially not without a fair trial.”Ninja smiled innocent and suddenly the room turned into a courthouse with her as a judge. "Oh, look at that. Must have been the wind."
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Seafoam sits at her jury table. "I'm ready for this. Trial!" She pulls out Nix and is ready to take the time
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Ink snaps, turning the place into the studio. "HOW YA LIKE THIS? THIS IS WHERE I WORK FOR HOURS ON END ALMOST EVERYDAY." She yells, and continues yelling. She snaps again, taking them back to the stage. "Just. Please. For god sake, STOP CHANGING THE SCENERY!"
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Seafoam stands on her chair. "TWO AWESOME, WONDERFUL BREAKING NEWS ANNOUNCEMENTS!" she screams. "ORANGE WAS ONLY BANNED FOR A MONTH!" The crowd whoops.
"AND THIS PAGE IS ON FAN FEED!" she yells. The crowd goes ballistic.
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Bullsnake: She continues to eat the floor and slowly cry.
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Ink sighs. "I'm going to go write gay fanfictions and make more music because that's what I have to do for a living and I'm absolutely tired of it I wish I could just stop it's so annoying..." She says, sitting at a nearby table.
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Cosmos pops in. She takes a look at the chaos and backs away.
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Ninja sighed and everything turned back into a big desk. "Do we have any more news?"
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yes. waves said
orange was unblocked on the canon wiki and i am changing all of my straight OCs to make them un-straight.
and this is more popular than poison and honey
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Lilac walks in and climbs a random wall “yo guys I’m just vibin don’t mind me”
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Ninja climbs a wall and hangs from it, deciding to stay out of the way. For now.
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Stargazer yawns and watches what will happen next.
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Ink disappears, but Topaz comes crashing in her place. "WHEEEE!"
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Pillow hid in a corner, her wings over her face. "Wtf save me." "EEEEEEEEEWHE."
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"Sure felicity!" Pluto said, putting on a show about rescuing kittens. "Oh wait, I think everybody is confused about where we are. Brb."
Pluto stepped outside, then went through a wormhole that smell like feet, and brought back an imagine from my computer. She showed them the image
After everyone saw it, they continued, "Inside is where we have gravity. Also the chess boards are great for people that play chess.. I don't though." She inhaled "Also the pool is great for my physical therapy" points to stretchy brace "And swimming is better"
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Cosmos becomes male (yay) and has a gay aura now-
fall = questioning panic
a mudwing walked in the room. “hi,” they said.
"hELLO THERE" fall yelled because sugar is sweet
swan climbed on a chair that was apparently behind them. “how are you today,” they asked.
"sad because you didn't reply 'general kenobi' sob sob so b :sob: :((((((((((((((((("
“oH NO- i forgot :pensive:”
"i am CRYING so hard right now SOB ;-;-;-;-;-;-;;--;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;;"
”eek- it’s okay“ swan gal patted fall
"can we paint the walls :>>>>"
((hhh terribly sorry, I don’t know how to do the breaks,
Žeravica walked in
"do ," fall said.
Sakura’s sona Sakura peeked her head into the room, holding a sword.
“I see dumb***es,” she snarled.
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Charlatan poked her head into the room too and rested it on top of Sakura's. She studied everyone curiously. "What dumbbutts? Everyone here looks absolutely brilliant. I bet they're all geniuses." She pats one of Sakura's horns. "But hey, no need to be so jealous."
“What the hell are you talking about? I’m not jealous, for your information!” Sakura growled and shook Charlatan off her. (Don’t know how to do those lines sry ;-;)
"we're all fools here," fall muttered.
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Charlatan gasped dramatically. "Excuse me, WHAT." She yelled even more dramatically, and pointed a talon at Fall. "You, my dear friend, are a TRUE INTELLECTUAL. Let no one tell you otherwise. Not even yourself."
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Ink appears again, mainly because Topaz was bored. "You've gotta be kidding-"
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Snowblossom walked through the door, looking around. "Honestly, I have no clue what's going on here, but it looks like fun. Can I join?"
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“Thanks!” Žeravica said to Fall. She looked around. “Oh wow, what’s going on here?”
"idk man :sunglasses:." they turned to ink. "is life a joke."
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"I'm gonna-" Ink cursed, "- drop a dragonflame cactus on everyone just to get out of this chaos."
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Pluto clapped twice, getting everybody's attention, "Okay, no swearing in my house please, Shima is upstairs and she's WAY too young to hear that Ink." They pointed at the opening that leads to a large pool "Down the hall through that doorway is the kitchen, eat food I guess." She paused again, making sure everybody was still listening "And if any new sonas decide to join us, we're all in the living room, for the most part".
She sat on the couch, and turned on Gravity Falls. It got a bit annoying when they started saying every line in the episode without stuttering, so she stuffed her head in a large bowl of popcorn.
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Ink hissed, about to say something. Topaz and Rose Cloud jumped in and started a silent argument- Mainly made of facial expressions and rude whisperings.
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A strangely proportioned MudWing walks in. They disappear for a second, then reappear, looking slightly annoyed. Their body flickers slightly, then they vanish from existence entirely.
A voice comes from the empty space where they disappeared. "Darn. Sorry about that. You can't see me because I don't have an appearance. I'm what others call 'an unfinished sona'."
"mood," fall shrugged.
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"We've all been there pal" Pluto nodded solemnly. Suddenly, as if she was struck by lightning, she started hissing like a stray cat, running down the hall into a small closet. Everyone is confused.
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Dolphin: "WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING WHILE I WAS GONE??? Who are all these dragons? Why does Pluto have her head in a bowl of popcorn?"
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Snowblossom looked at the closet that Pluto had run into. "Umm... Why is that dragon acting like my cat?"
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Charlatan also gazed at the closet, and solemnly shook her head. "Ah," She sighed. "It happens to the best of us. You see, my young friend, we are ALL cats inside. That's it. It's a fact. No way around it. Everyone is just a cat."
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Ninja nodded. "We're all cats, even though dogs are better."
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Pluto hissed on top of her hoard of Draco Malfoy cardboard cutouts, eyes like a cat going haywire.
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Rose Cloud snapped, giving her a cape, Topaz a laptop, and covering Ink Heart in ink. "I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO," She shouted, running towards Rose and Topaz. More of slinking. Kind of like the Ink Demon running, but it was terrifying. "I'm gonna drown you in this stuff whether you like it or not-
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Chrysaora runs in and says "am i the only one not as weird as everyone else? or am i actually weirder than everyone... heheeeeeeeeeee bye......." but she does not actually leave.
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Ink Heart stares at Chyrsaora and is silent. "Everyone here's messed up." She says.
Topaz mutters, "Lots of us have mental disorders. I have depression and anxiety, Rose Cloud has OCD, and Ink Heart's..."
"I'm on the edge of insanity, darling." Ink Heart says. "We're all messed up, and you better believe it."
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chrysaora sais "i have OCD too.... but it is very light. but h hate it anyways, it makes life so hard.. i did not mean to be offensive, sorry if i was.
also i need to be weirder to fit into this show...
howdee doo..... juirotheuivhruirirhierhuuerhfuierhbvhiueehjfuieishduiegfheuirfhe."
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The empty space where Analogy had disappeared had been quiet for quite some time, but at this they gave a small sarcastic laugh. "Oh boy, OCD is great. Very fun 10/10 we love it." A small puff of air came from the space where, assumingly, her nostrils were.
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SUDDENLY, Cactus kicks down the door and screams.
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The space where Analogy was rippled in surprise, and for a split second her body was visible. She made a noise of amusement. "Three moons, Cactus. You scared me."
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Cactus continues to scream quite loudly. Suddenly, she stops and says, “STRAIGHT H-“ before being whacked by a... clone of herself?
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Sakura’s nostrils spilled a thread of steam. “WHO IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO CHALLENGE ME?! FIGHT ME, D**N IT!” She yelled, taking out her sword from her latchet. She had a very evil grin and looked at the nearest SeaWing.
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chrysaora started pannicking and jumped out of the show
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Hunter, a chaos spirit, appears out of nowhere and attempts to summon the Kraken :)
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Snowfrost, SnowFoxDragon's sona appeared and clocks Hunter over the head.
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Starspinner appears and starts talking about how maybe the Kraken should be summoned. Then it would add to the chaos!
"bold of you to assume that this is chaotic :eyes:," fall commented in a bored tone.
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The empty space rippled frustratedly. "The TENSES!! are SWITCHING!!! I thought we'd agreed to do this in the past tense, but now there's the present tense?? and the past tense?? overlapping???" Ana's appearance flickered back and forth with fury, and turned invisible again. "What tense was it in the first place, anyway?"
"i dont have a clue. let's. just stick to present tense, then, i guess?"
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“HEY,SEAWING, GET YOUR A** OVER HERE!” Sakura shrieked, running out of the show to kill Chrysaora.
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Hunter shrugs, signing something along the lines of, "I'm the chaos spirit, I've been here the whole time. That's why there's a bunch of [bleep]ing chaos in this... dream-like abyss."
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Pillow was reading her BFDI character guide for good luck. "edited by destiny: banned slur" They screeched .
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an invisible draggo named Thallophyte walks in and coughs.
my horrid owner did not come up with my design so for now i am invisible
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Sakura came back with blood spilled on her body. Looks evilly at the nearest MudWing.
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Ninja tackled Sakura and laughed evily herself.
note: it is making the page a bit weird when you do a milllion dashes, please only do four in sorce editor to get the ones like above!!))
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"CALM DOWN EVERYBODY!!" Pluto shrieked, running our of her closet of Draco Malfoy cardboard cutouts, "How about we take a relaxing trip in nature! Sounds good for all the murderous and depressed sonas who are tearing up my VERY EXPENSIVE couch cushions." She sighed, after she knew that they got their attention. "Lets vote on where we wanna visit!" Slowly her sanity was decaying due to the abundance of sonas.
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"How about Chaotica," Hunter signs, twirling her katana like a baton. She grins, turning invisible as she spooks Pluto. 
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Thallophyte, now wearing a green cloak so others can see them. "No nature. computer." in a whiney voice
(wait, did sakura kill chrysaora? i hope she did not....)
((she didn't.))
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"You guys are kinda lame, no offense. Again, I'm the living- well, kind of- embodiment of CHAOS." Hunter signs, putting their katana back, their lace-like frill gently waving in the wind. She snaps, sending a handful of the 'naughty' dragonets to Chaotica- the Chaos Realm. She waves before sending them off
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Stauro is back. “holy heck what did I miss”
"just a fool here, don't worry," kay muttered.
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"Ah, yes." Charlatan nodded sagely. "A fool, but a murderous fool. The most dangerous type of fool!"
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"GUYS GUYS LOOK AT THIS!I SOLVED THE FNAF LORE JUST IN THIS FOLDER I HAVE!" Blackberry said running over accidentally dropping the older into a fire."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT IT SAID!!!" Blackberry would scream.
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Mat is back.
“Well that does suck huh?”
“In recent news, we are proud to announce something...”
“Mat has friends.”
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Starspinner is confused. "I'm just going to back away," she says.
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Amber enters. "Hello?" She says quietly.
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Charlatan looked up from where she had been snarfing down popcorn. "Oh, hey!" She greets Amber. "Welcome! How ya doing? Don't mind the edgelords. Most of us take ourselves less seriously than they do."
"hello there," fall offered.
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The ceiling opens up to a portal. Orange falls out. "Anyways, after that little break... JMA is still alive after 4 months since starting."
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“Yes. A true achievement.”
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Sky suddenly appears! “Mortals may I join!?”She asks.
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Wish and Aurora walk in. "Hi Dragons" says Aurora
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“Sure, and Welcome!” Žeravica says in response to Sky, Aurora and Wish.
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"Everybody shut up because I have an opinion to state. HOW DO PEOPLE SHIP QINTER? I do not get it in the slightest.
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Prosewriter climbs out from under the table. She then turns to MatPat, and precedes to do what she does best; drop exposition.
"Sometimes, when a person hates a love triangle very much, they decide to spite the love triangle. Sometimes they make the love interest aromantic, or pair the love interest with somebody not in the love triangle. But sometimes, they decide to pair the suitors, as you can see with Qinter. ...well, I think that's the logic. There could also be other reasons for people shipping Qinter."
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"How do people ship Qinter?" Zeravica said smiling. "Oh I know this- just put Winter and Qibli on a boat. There, done, they're shipped!"
----"Haha, nice joke," Minty Lavender suddenly came out with a meat bun in talon. "I'm a big fan of Qinter, honestly."
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Moonflyer pops in. “Hi! What’s this?”
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Pluto shrugs as he climbs out from a hole in the floor. "I dunno, but ARGUMENTS. YES, GOOD." He sits on the table, leaning on it as he crosses his legs. "And nice pun, Zeravica.”
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Lemming flew in, landed near the table, and said, “If this is an argument, I will just watch!” The IceWing ran off to the closet and hide under it.
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