Self-Driving Car/Transcript

This article is a transcript for the Patrick: The Show episode Self-Driving Car from season 6, which aired on September 28, 2019.
TV Narrator: (on TV) Be like a dolphin! Be like a dolphin!
Patrick: Boring!
Mermaid Man: (on TV) Your game is now ended, Man Ray!
Barnacle Boy: (on TV) Send Man Ray to the jail!
Mermaid Man: (on TV) Sure!
Man Ray: (on TV) W-w-what?
Patrick: Boring!
Gale Doppler: (on TV) Hey guys, I'm back! And I sended Drizzle Jr. to...
Patrick: Boring!
Patrick: (turns of his TV) I'm going to do something.. like to buy a car!
Patrick: Wow, this place looks like a big parking...
Patrick: Hey, I like this green car, can I buy it?
Con man: Of course! But can you buy Coupe?
Patrick: Who is Coupe?
Con man: A car! Boat salesperson will tell you more.
Boat salesperson: Hey, I look like you want to buy Coupe?
Patrick: Does he have cool buttons?
Boat salesperson: Yes, and he is also a self-driving car!
Patrick: (shocked) W-what?
Boat salesperson: I'm not lying! Coupe is here.
Coupe: Hello, Mr. Star.
Boat salesperson: That's all! And you will give me 1,000$.
Patrick: WHAT THE BARNACLES!?!?!??!?!?! (gives him 1,000$)
Boat salesperson: Thanks!
Patrick: No problem!
Coupe: Sit down, Mr. Star.
Patrick: (opens Coupe's door) OK.
Patrick: Nah, I will get money if I now work...
Patrick: Hey, I can work in Wet Noodle!
Coupe: That place's not fancy.
Patrick: WHAT THE BARNACLES ARE WRONG WITH YOU! (punches Coupe's buttons)
Coupe: Mr. Star, please stop! That's ruining my fancy processor!
Patrick: Coupe, take me to Wet Noodle!
Coupe: No! I will take you to a fancy house.
Patrick: What?
Coupe: 1,2,3 (he becomes fast and he fast opens the door, and he falls into a fancy apartment) How are you today, my luxurious people?
Patrick: (smiling shocked) Ya, how are ya?
Coupe: Let's go to the reception.
Patrick: Hmmm, it's good to live here...
Coupe: Yeah! And now go to the reception! (he fast runs out the room)
Patrick: No, please, nooo!
Coupe: Hey lady, give us a room 162.
Receptionist fish: Sure!
French Narrator: 33 minutes later...
Coupe: So, here are the room?
Receptionist fish: Yes, we are at room 162!
Coupe: Thanks, lady! (opens the door)
Coupe: Aaah, what a good place to live, Mr. Star.
Patrick: I agree, Coupe!
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