President Sanders (Joke Wither)

Disclaimer: This is a joke lol
Bernard Sanders (born September 8, 1941) is the 47th President of the United States of Bernieca. He's the BEST EVER PRESIDENT in the HISTOTRY OF THE USB. Sanders ran for president in 2023 and won the Democratic nomination EASILY. He then faced off against Ted Cruz in the 2024 election and won in a landslide. He went into the white huose January 20, 2025, the date of his inauguration, and became an epic gamer presiednt!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!
==Epic Cabinet==
Office 	Name 	Portrait	Term
President 	Bernie Sanders 	 	2025
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forever
(like it SHOULD be!!1)
Vice President 	Elizabeth Warren 	 	2025
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forever
Queen of America 	Meghan Markle 	 	always has been
Secretary of the Radical Left 	Kamala Harris 	 	2025
-
literally the end of time
Secretary of Progressivism Services 	Nina Turner 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Socialism 	Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Taking Away Guns 	Beto O'Rourke 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Fake News 	See N. Enn 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of being called a 
Radical Socialist 	Raphael Warnock 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of your Safty and Candy Treats at 4 am - 7 am 	Tonald Drump (aka Liberal Donald Trump)	 	2025 
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2009
(aka when obama
become president)
secretary of non-white and obamaness 	Barack Obama 	 	2025
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obama
Secretary of Fandom 	Simp "Ly" Jake 	 	190 BCE
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2847276463
Secretary of Lockdowns 	Gavin Newsom 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Wokeness 	Ayanna Pressley 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Cancelling 	Jack Dorsey 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Greenism 	Ed Markey 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Ending Conservatism 	Ilhan Omar 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Vroom Vroom Technologies (becuase "tRaNsPoRtAtIoN" is so BASIC)	Pete Buttigieg 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Losing Florida 	Charlie Crist 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Falsifying Important Government Information 	Andrew Cuomo 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Ending Obesity 	Michelle Obama 	 	2025
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obama
Secretary of Anti-Anti-Abortion 	 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Bernie 	 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Being Overly Offended by Things 	Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 	 	2025
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yes
Secretary of Losing Upset Elections 	Hillary Clinton 	 	2025
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forever
Secretary of Hypocrisy 	John Kerry 	 	2025
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forever
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