Plantern's Daily Routine

Made By: FlamingoPhoenixFeathers
==Characters==
*FlamingoPhoenixFeathers
*Plantern
==The Story==
Last time, we dove into the life of Sunflower. This time, we talk about Plantern.
Lantern: I'm glad to be here!
Just don't get annoying, okay? Or else, Split Pea shows up to shoot you in the head.
Lantern: Isn't that a little bit too harsh?
Yes, a bit, but it's effective.
*Start Flashback*
FlamingoPhoenixFeathers: here- 3 plant food for shooting Coffee Bean in the head three times.
Split Pea (Backie): Hey! I can do a better job!
FlamingoPhoenixFeathers: Fine, 3 extra plant food for taking turns.
Split Pea (Both): You got it! FIIIRRREEE!!!!
Coffee Bean: OW! *Falls down into a coma*
*End Flashback*
See?
Plantern: Can we move to my life, now?
Okay. Platern, the plant-lantern combination that lights up fog may be just an ordinary plant, but his life is full of suprises, such as getting into a fog-blowing competition.
Plantern: I won 4 out of 8 competitions this year!
Who won the other 4? 
Plantern: Blover, of course.
*Start Video*
Crazy Dave: Okay, now, I lost my fog cleaner, so you two will have to clear some fog!
Blover: Like a competition?
Crazy Dace: Yeah! A competition! Go for it!
Plantern: I'll win!
Blover: No, I'll win! I'm the best fog-blower you've ever seen!
Plantern: No, I'll win, you'll see as my dazzling gleam defogs the unknown lands of putrid exile!
Blover: Have you been reading too much, again?
Plantern: Yup.
*End Video*
Plantern: Ah, I really like 50 Spades of Gray. It's about shovels. Gray shovels.
Okay.... Anyway, when it's day time, he spends time with Twin Sunflower, shopping for models of the sun.
Plantern: Twin Sunflower sure has a lot of fans. Last time, the poppyrazzi came over.
The poppyrazzi never stops squealing about Twin Sunflower.
*Start Video*
Twin Sunflower Fan 1: AAAHHHH!!! IT'S TWIN SUNFLOWER!
Twin Sunflower Fan 2: Can I have your autograph, Twin Sunflower?
Plantern: Please, ladies, can't Twin Sunflower have her space?
Twin Sunflower Fan 3: You're just soooo jealous that we're about to get our autographs!
Twin Sunflower: Oh, god, not them again.
Plantern: You know them?
Twin Sunflower: No, I loathe them. They even started a website called I<3TS.com.
*End Video*''
Okay, now let's see Plantern's job in the night. He's one of the most important plants of the fog levels. Many players have used him, even if they had Blover.
Plantern: I shine the brightest in those levels!
Plants like Sea-shroom and Pumpkin are close friends as they participate in most of the battles together.
Plantern: Pumpkin's really silent, and Sea-shroom is rejected by the other mushrooms, so...
*Start Video*
Sea-shroom: Pumpkin! Help me! Ducky-tubes!
Pumpkin: ... 
Sea-shroom: Oh, right...
Puff-shroom: That's why you have to choose me. I get on Lilypads so Pumpkin could protect me!
Sea-shroom: It wastes sun!
Puff-shroom: It's efficient!
Sea-shroom: No, it's not!
*End Video* ''
Plantern: Sea-shroom always seems to have a rivalry with Puff-shroom. I can see why.
Well, can't blame them. Anyway, when the job is finished, he goes to this lighthouse where he sleeps. Why a lighthouse? Well, Plantern acts as the light because he still emits light even when he sleeps. It's power-saving that way.
Plantern: No one gets the job done better!
I agree. Anyway, next time, we go to the backyard to interview Sea-shroom about his life. Stay tuned!'''
 THE END