Dalek vs. Rex Dangervest

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In the sinister depths of the cafe...
Wee woo! Wee woo! Wee woo!
Amset-Ra: Alright, what's going on here? I want answers.
Frenzy: Infearno's set off all the smoke detectors! Whatever shall we do?!
Snake: Never fear! Super Snake is here!
Amset-Ra: Cringe intensifies.
The front door flies open and Pythor leaps in.
Pythor: Howdy y'all! Did I misssss anything?
Amset-Ra: Eeeeh, not mu- wha?! Your skin's purple?!
Pythor: Correct. Just the way it'sssss sssssupposssed to be.
Amset-Ra: Ah. Right.
Rex: Can we get on with the battle? I'm getting tired.
Amset-Ra: No u…
Wyldstyle: Welcome everyone to the first battle of 2019! Located right here in the Luxurious Fighting Rubik's Pyramid of Doom!
Invizable: In the red corner, we have everyone's favorite pepper shaker, Dalek!
Wyldstyle: ??? And in the blue corner, we have Mr. Dangervest himself! Can I have your autograph??
Rex: Huh?
Wyldstyle: You know, a-
Amset-Ra: No time to talk. Got a hot date in fifteen minutes. Gotta get this thing going. FIGHT!
Ogel: Wait wait wait! I di-
Amset-Ra: Chop chop…
The Dalek immediately starts firing its death ray, however, Rex is shielded by a wall of dinos.
Rex: Thought you could defeat me that easily, huh?
The Dalek finds a breach in the fortification and fires through it.
Rex: Wah?!
Rex leaps aside to avoid getting hit.
Rex: Dinos! Attack!
The dinos stampede forward. The Dalek is able to vaporise half of them, but is overcome by the rest. The Dalek is flung across the arena.
Frenzy: Noooooo! You can’t lose that easily!
Before there's a chance of a ring out, the Dalek flies away from the edge.
Rex: That didn't get you, huh? Well, prepare to be rexterminated!
He pulls out a smartphone and starts dialing a number.
Amset-Ra: How could you do such a thing? That's cheating! Out of this house! Out of this house!
Rex: But sir, you allow cheating, right?
Amset-Ra: I do? Oh yeah! Go on, then.
Rex: Emmet, I need you here on the double. Got some business for you to attend.
Emmet: Lord Business? That is NOT awesome!
Rex: No, no… something just as bad, though.
Dalek: Exterminate!
The Dalek vaporizes the phone.
Rex: What was that for? I paid thousands for that! And also you could have hit me inste-
Rex is vaporized.
Wyldstyle: Looks like we have a wi-
Emmet falls through the ceiling.
Emmet: Alright! Lemme at 'im!
Amset-Ra: Too late. Battle’s over. Go home.
Amset-Ra ejects the entire crowd through the hole above.
Invizable: That battle was a tad short, no?
Amset-Ra: No u.
Amset-Ra: I have to pay HOW MUCH?!
Repair Man: Yep. Can't do it for free ya know.
Amset-Ra: But this is ridiculous! I'd rather get my servants to do it. And you know how they wor- I mean, slack off.
Invizable: Leave it to me. I have no real role anyway.
Amset-Ra: Perfect! You'll be the Pyramid janitor!
Invizable: Now now, I never said-
Amset-Ra: It'll be great! You'll even get paid two cents a day!
Invizable: But with inflation and all…
Amset-Ra: I said it'll be great! Sigh… End transmission.
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Category:Season 3
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