Relaxation For Stressful Times With Joel

In this bit, Joel provides a terminal relaxation experience.
==Script==
And now, relaxation for stressful times, with Joel.
For the next few minutes I will lull you into a state of complete relaxation. I only ask that you give yourself over to me completely, so that I may give you the most rest and the best rest you have ever had.
Ready to begin?
Please, lie back and pretend that you are on a beach. The sun is pouring down on you in such a way as to feel like an early morning blanket, just warm enough that you don't want to get out of bed. The gulls are lightly singing in the distance and the rhythm of the waves washing in and out and in and out slowly start to lull you into peaceful rest. As you begin to feel that slow warmth of relaxation, you realize that the water has slowly began to creep up on either side of you, but don't worry, it's warm too and feels like a hug from a distant friend. As it slowly builds on all sides of you, you realize just how relaxed you truly are. Suddenly you realize that you aren't alone in this state of being, I loom over you and ask in a calming tone, "is the neurotoxin through your system yet?" that's when you remember me injecting the toxin in from the neck down, just to help with the relaxation. What a beautiful feeling you have right now, peace. And as my arms push you gently under the water and you feel the water begin to fill your lungs, you don't feel fear or distress and the warmth of pure love filling your lungs and taking the life from you breath after breath.... 
As quickly as it began, it's over.... You now are in a 100% complete state of relaxation as you begin to go into the deep, deep sleep of the most relaxing rest you will ever have.
Thank you for listening to my session today and enjoy the rest of your life.
This has been another presentation of, relaxation for stressful times, with Joel.
==Notes of Interest==
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