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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: October 27, 2018
Episode Copyrighted: 2018
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: HYYAHHHHH!!!!
Sandy twirls Fuzzy in a defensive position and karate chops his stomach making him vomit left over chicken nuggets all over his Namaste assistant from his Yoga classes.
Namaste: I hate this job. *leaves*
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: *gets up to my feet and bows to Sandy* Namaste, Well done Master Sandy, great effort and practice on the Goju-Ryu.
Sandy Cheeks: Thank you Sensei Fuzzy. Namaste. Now, about that master belt?
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: But I can’t award you the master belt.
Sandy Cheeks: Thank you! And…… what?
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: You still need to have true determination, perseverance and peace for Kata, Kumite and Bunkai lessons. You still need some much needed practice for the Goju-Ryu as well.
Sandy Cheeks: What makes you think that I am not ready for the master belt?! I’ve covered almost everything! And I watched those video lessons on Kumite as well as Junji this past Summer! 
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: You seem to be having a bout of the Qīnlüè. That is enough for the day.
Sandy Cheeks: NO! THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Sensei, I have done everything! I know what to do!
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: You can, do you?
Sandy Cheeks: Yes!
Sensei Fuzzy Acorns: Okay, then. *karate kicks Sandy out of my grove* I am no longer your Sensei! Don’t ever return!
Sandy Cheeks: AAAAAAHHHHH!!
After flying through the air, Sandy lands into a pile of dirt and scraps. She wipes it off her karate suit.
Sandy Cheeks: Stupid Sensei Fuzzy, excuse me, dumb crackerjack of a needle pin in a haystack on a Kansas Plain! I’ll show him! I am of the Master Belt and can be better than him in teachings! I will be a sensei!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Sandy, what's wrong?
Hopeful music plays.
Sandy Cheeks: Nothing, he kicked me out, Lynn. But first, a little trip to the girl's room, hehehe! *bursts into a nearby bathroom*
The toilet flushes.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Uh, where did Sandy go? She'll be at her treedome.
Slide transition to Sandy's treedome. Awaiting inside the infield is Nat Peterson, Ms. Foxy and Larry the Lobster, three citizens of Bikini Bottom all looking for teachings of Karate.
Sandy Cheeks: Now you are all probably wondering why I brought you here and why you are in Karate gear.
Nat Peterson: Yes please tell, I was in the middle of a Soap Opera!
Ms. Foxy: I hope Mr. Perkins won’t fire me from the News Station.
Larry the Lobster: I know I like what you do Sandy but aha um, I need to impress the Beach Babes.
Robert Foxy: Hey Larry.
Larry the Lobster: Hi Rachel's Dad. Good to see you.
Robert Foxy: My name is Robert. I'm Rachel's Dad.
Larry the Lobster: Cool name.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *comes rushing into the treedome*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Sandy! We're here!
Lincoln Loud: We want to learn more Karate!
Sandy Cheeks: Thanks for getting my telegram SpongeBob and Lincoln.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *stations ourselves in a karate stance along with the rest*
Sandy Cheeks: Now, SpongeBob is already a red belt at Karate and I am a Blacker belt. Since my EX-Sensei, I refuse to mention his name, will not bestow me a Master Belt for doing everything correctly, I will teach you how to get one. Gary! Uncover Experiment 1!
Rachel Foxy: Yay! *claps my hands*
Leni Loud: Go Sandy!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Gary!
Gary the Snail: *bites off a cloak revealing Experiment 1, a block of wood to karate chop*
Screen cuts to the Loud House, morning, when Lincoln is wearing a gi, along with an orange headband and gloves, along a black belt. He is training.
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers* Hey there, you see me training in my karate gear. The annual karate tournament is coming up and the winner gets a trophy. I have been training nonstop, so I hope I will win this time.
Lynn, in her PJs, comes out of her room and hears Lincoln, she runs up to his door to see him training.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *kicks down the door and kicks Lincoln rapidly*
Sandy Cheeks: Hi-yah! *karate chop Lincoln*
Lincoln Loud: *annoyed* Lynn, Sandy, what are you doing?!
Sandy Cheeks: Sorry, Lincoln.
Lynn Loud Jr.: I didn't know you take karate lessons, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: It's a gift, Sandy and Lynn. Rachel's taking lessons to defend herself from bullies from school and competing in a tournament and training Fuzzy last year.
Flashback of last year's karate tournament where Fuzzy, low sweeps Rachel, gaining her the win.
Fuzzy Acorns: *holds my trophy while Rachel is getting escorted by a police car* Sorry Rachel, you lost.
Rachel Foxy: *gets handcuffed by a police officer* AAHHH! DON'T SEND ME TO JAIL! *screams loudly* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
It cuts back to the present.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Wow, that rough, Linc. How about I train you, bro? I'd already graduated from karate class.
Lincoln Loud: Whoa, really?
Lynn Loud Jr.: Yeah! Let's go!
Lincoln Loud: Done and done!
Sandy Cheeks: Come on Lincoln, you can do it.
Lynn from her hand to a fist, making Lincoln flinch, she punches his arm twice.
Lincoln Loud: Ah! Hey Rachel!
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Hi Linky. You should teach me how to karate.
Lincoln Loud: Great idea, Rachel.
Fuzzy Acorns: Two for flinching! Meet me in the backyard.
Lincoln Loud: How bad could it be? It's just Lynn.
Outside, Lincoln, still in his gi, is in the backyard waiting for her sister, Lynn jumps from the roof, landing next to Lincoln, Lynn wearing a gi also, along with a black belt and a red headband with red gloves. She bows at Lincoln.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Whoa, what an entrance!
Fuzzy Acorns: Hello, Rachel, call me Fuzzy. Are you ready for your training, my student?
Sensei Rachel Foxy: *motivated* Let's do this.
Fuzzy Acorns: *grabs Rachel's hand*
They walk up to planks of wood.
Fuzzy Acorns: Your first lesson is to chop these planks of wood.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Ok, Fuzzy. *tries and unsuccessfully chops the planks of wood* Aw man!
Fuzzy Acorns: *slaps her on her cheek*
Sensei Rachel Foxy: *holds it in pain* Are you crazy?!
Fuzzy Acorns: You failed lesson one: you never use that much force.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: What?! Are you serious?!
Fuzzy forcefully chops all the planks of wood, shocking Rachel.
Fuzzy Acorns: Yeah! *grabs Rachel's hand* Let's do Lesson 2.
It shows both of them on the roof, Rachel is trying to keep balance.
Fuzzy Acorns: Are you ready, Rachel?
Sensei Rachel Foxy: You see, I don't think we should be on the roof, Fuzzy.
Fuzzy Acorns: Your second lesson is a duel. Let's go.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: OK. *agrees*
The two bow to each other and start fighting each other rapidly, Rachel low sweeps, Fuzzy dodges and punches Rachel, she grabs his hand and pins him; she stands victorious.
Fuzzy Acorns: Hyah! *kicks her off the roof* You failed lesson two: don't underestimate your opponent.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: *on the ground and in pain* Dang it.
Fuzzy Acorns: C'mon, now to Lesson 3.
It shows them in the front yard where Rachel wears a blindfold around her eyes.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Can I take it off, now?
Fuzzy Acorns: *offscreen* Ok, girlfriend! Take it off!
Rachel removed her blindfold to reveal that he standing on a single plank of wood surrounded by a pool of water full of piranhas.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: *gets mortified* What the?!
Fuzzy Acorns: Your third lesson is balance! Balance is the key to win the tournament! *uses a golf ball launcher and shooting at Rachel*
She tries and successfully balances on the plank. She cheers, but Fuzzy throws a rock at her, causing her to fall.
Luna Loud: *comes outside with my guitar and a double bass* Hey Rachel, you wanna jam? *gasps in horror to see Rachel fall into the piranha infested pool.
She runs and grabs Rachel's hand, pulling her out of the water. Rachel has multiple bite marks around her.
Luna Loud: Dude, are you okay?!
Fuzzy Acorns: *slaps Rachel* You failed lesson three: always look for your surroundings! *to Luna* You interfered with our training, Luna! Lynn?
Lynn Loud Jr.: *zips to Rachel* Sorry, Rach, you failed.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Ow! I feel really bad pain when my dress is ruined.
Slide transition to Sandy's treedome.
Nat Peterson: Pfft, that little thing, oh this will be easy! *walks up* Hay-Yah!
Nat's fin hits the wood and vibrates in pain.
Nat Peterson: OW! OW!! OWWWW!!! Mommy!! *rolls around in the grass crying like a baby*
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Mommy, your turn.
Ms. Foxy: *walks up nervously* Dang it! I can’t do it!
She runs back into line.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Larry.
Larry the Lobster: *walks up*
After a few chops, he still hasn’t broken through.
Larry the Lobster: What gives? I have muscles of steel! This should break like a twig!
Sensei Rachel Foxy: LARRY!!!
Larry the Lobster: *angrily tries to snap the block of wood using his knee and fails epically* OWWWW!!! SON OF A *dolphin noise*
Sensei Rachel Foxy: SPONGEBOB AND LINCOLN! Your turn!
Sandy Cheeks: Quick, you two!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks up*
After two weak hits, SpongeBob and Lincoln finally break the wood with their karate chops.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Red Belts rule!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah
Lynn Loud Jr.: Okay uh, aside from SpongeBob and Stinkoln, you uh all uh…. stink.
Nat Peterson, Ms. Foxy and Larry the Lobster: Hey!
Sensei Rachel Foxy: But don’t fear! Sensei Rachel is here! She will teach you all you need to know about the Martial Arts.
Ms. Foxy: You mean Karate?
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Same thing!
Nat Peterson: I knew I should’ve signed up for Medicaid.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Okay, it's my turn. *tries to karate chop piles of woods but, my hand is in pain* Ow. *faints*
It shows a single piranha on his butt and Luna plucks it off, Lori and the others come outside.
Lori Loud: What is literally all the commotion?
Luna Loud: Fuzzy keeps training Rachel way too hard!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Why?
Fuzzy Acorns: Liar! I don't train her too hard! *leaves*
Leni Loud: *picks Rachel up*
Lori Loud: Are you kidding me? Where do you get piranhas?
Luna Loud: Sorry, my bad.
Lana Loud: But, she paid me.
Leni Loud: Rachel, are you alright?
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Yeah. I'm gonna go inside. *tries walking, but collapse on the ground unconscious, much to the shock of the others*
Luna Loud: Dude! She's out cold, guys.
Lincoln Loud: Oh no.
Yellow Rectangle: I have to heal. *heals Rachel*
Sensei Rachel Foxy: I'm healed.
Lyan Rectangle: *walks to Rachel* You can do better, Rachel.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Yeah.
A montage is shown of many Karate teachings.
Larry the Lobster: *attempts to do Mae Geri but the ball of my foot ends up hitting Nat in the groin region*
Nat Peterson: *squeals* Applesauce!
He faints.
Ms. Foxy: *puts all of my effort into trying to do Ura Mawashi Geri but her roundhouse kicks SpongeBob in the face, but it tickles*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hahahahah! That tickles!
Nat Peterson: *tries Kata*
His pants and karate robe fall down exposing his body due to not being tied properly.
Larry thinks he has acquired the skill of Kihon but ends up beating himself up when mistaking a target for one of Sandy's honey bees. Margerie falls into a hole screaming when trying to master Bunkai.
SpongeBob is not a black belt so he fails at Junji and lands in a pile of glue of which Gary has to go and get him out of.
Gary the Snail: Mroww! Mroww! Mrowwwww!!
Time passes, the Karate sessions are almost over. Nat, Ms. Foxy and Larry look horrible and fragile.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Perhaps this hasn’t worked out too well.
Larry the Lobster: Perhaps?!!
Sensei Rachel Foxy: But with the right movements we can get there and..
Nat Peterson: Oh be quiet! You can’t teach us barnacles!
Sensei Rachel Foxy: Cause I'm trying to help him win the tournament! I was only trying to help!
Lori Loud: Whatever, Rachel. I'm very disappointed.
Nat Peterson: Come on guys! Let's go!
Ms. Foxy: Reporting local gangs is something I would rather do than have one more hand go into my stomach!
Lori Loud: Karate does not rule! Call me Rachel!
Larry the Lobster: Guys, let's go without Rachel!
They leave in disdain while SpongeBob, Sandy, Gary, Rachel, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lana, Yellow and Lyan look at each other.
Sensei Rachel Foxy: *sighs and takes off my Karate robe*
Lana Loud: Bad news, guys.
Sandy Cheeks: I just wanted to help out people and see what being a Sensei is like.
Leni Loud: Awww, poor Rachel, what's the matter, my love?
Rachel Foxy: *sobs* Lori has left me and doesn't want to play with me anymore. I feel so left out. It's like Lori has abandoned me and that she doesn't like me or cares about me. You haven't done anything wrong. Lori's gone because of me. I'm sorry.
Leni Loud: It's not your fault, Rachel. I love you, I know we have good nature but we need to say this, those people are overrated anyway.
Rachel Foxy: Really?!
Leni Loud: Yes, I love you, Rachel!
Rachel Foxy: Thanks, I love you too, Leni!
Lyan Rectangle: You just have to accept the fact that they have their own lives to live too and I'm sorry. Just give them some time and they will come back to you eventually. How would you like to come to The Loud House with me? It's a very nice place and you will meet a lot of car folks like me. They will like you and make you feel welcome.
Rachel Foxy: Okay. Thanks Lyan, we would like that. *stops crying, but sniffles* I love you, guys.
Lyan Rectangle: We love you too, Rachel. That's why we're friends! *hugs SpongeBob, Rachel, Lincoln, Leni and Lana then kisses them on the cheek*
Lincoln Loud: Aw, Lyan.
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Sorry!
Gary the Snail: Meow.
Yellow Rectangle: Lyan, we're friends and I forgive you.
Lana Loud: Me too, Yellow.
Slide transition to Lincoln, in his PJs, is lying in his bed with bandages on his face, he's in pain; A knock on the door is heard.
Lincoln Loud: Come in.
It shows it's Luna, in her PJs, she comes in.
Lincoln Loud: Hey, Luna.
Luna handed Lincoln a glass of water, he drinks it.
Luna Loud: Hey dude. I was thinking about your injuries, Lynn can be reckless. Rachel might use karate.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Luna. That means a lot, I know she is reckless, but she is still my sister.
She's Leni's friend.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Luna Loud: Good night, bro. Good luck with Fuzzy.
Lincoln Loud: Good night, Luna.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good night.
Luna Loud: *leaves his room*
Lincoln Loud: *goes to sleep*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks*
Time card reading "The Next Morning"
French Narrator: The next morning.
Luan, in her nightgown, walks to Lincoln's room to wake him up, she tries rubbing his head, but it doesn't work, she tries whispering in his ear, but it doesn't work.
Luan Loud: *pulls out a jar of paprika and slip it under his nose, waking him up*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *walks to Luan*
Lincoln Loud: Good morning, SpongeBob and Luan.
Luan Loud: Good morning, Lincoln. Is Rachel healed?
Lincoln Loud: All healed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: All set.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *hugs Luan*
She gives them a plate.
Luan Loud: I've made you a sandwich.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks. *eats my sandwich*
The three walk out of Lincoln's room to the front door.
Luan Loud: *knocks on the door*
She, SpongeBob and Lincoln walk in.
Sandy Cheeks: Howdy guys.
Rachel Foxy: Hey guys. Sorry for Lynn's reckless training.
Lincoln Loud: It's okay, Rachel. I was thinking, even if you're reckless, I still want to train with you, sensei.
He fist bumps Rachel, then hugs her.
Rachel Foxy: I love you, Lincoln.
Lynn Loud Jr.: *goes downstairs to SpongeBob, Sandy, Lincoln, Luan and Rachel*
Sandy Cheeks: *in my gi* You wanna do more training with Fuzzy?
Lincoln Loud: *in my gi* Let's go, Sandy.
Luan Loud: *in my gi* I'll assist you guys in your training.
Luan is wearing a gi, including a black belt and a yellow headband and gloves; She bows to Lynn, Lincoln, Sandy and SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: *astounded* Luan, you knew karate? I thought you only knew jokes.
Luan Loud: Yep. Comedy is not the only thing I love, little bro, Lynn taught me.
It shows a montage of them training day and night for 2 weeks, every time shows Rachel is getting better and better; Finally, Rachel successfully breaks the planks of wood.
Luan, Lynn Jr. and Lincoln Loud: YES!
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready.
Lincoln Loud: Ah yeah.
Slide transition to Spongebob and Sandy look to see where Gary is meowing at. They see Fuzzy Acorns.
Fuzzy Acorns: Rachel?
Rachel Foxy: Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Acorns: I just stopped by to drop off all of your Karate achievements. Please burn them, I want no record of them.
Rachel Foxy: Gladly. *picks up the boxes*
Fuzzy Acorns: Hey, aren’t you that kid that kept using Kihon on me? The Sponge dude?
SpongeBob SquarePants: That I am! Hahahahah!
Fuzzy Acorns: The Universe is cutting in!
Lincoln Loud: Huh?
Fuzzy Acorns: *grabs out my phone* Oh sorry, that was my phone, it has the same sound pitch as my real voice. Now anyways, I will be.. *steps on a rock and begins tripping* Āiyā!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh my!
Lincoln Loud: Gosh!
Rachel Foxy: Fuzzy! *drops the boxes, and catches Fuzzy*
She twirls around
Gary the Snail: *makes a slime trail for Fuzzy to land safely on*
Sandy Cheeks: *rolls through the air karate chopping several tree nuts and other stuff while clearing the way*
She lands on her feet and karate chops a final nut that almost hit her on the back of the head.
Sandy Cheeks: Oh man, what an adrenaline rush.
SpongeBob SquarePants: You okay?!
Sandy Cheeks: I am.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Of course you're okay, Sandy!
Fuzzy Acorns: Brilliant!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Lyan Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana Loud and Rachel Foxy: Huh?
Fuzzy Acorns: Not only did you save this Sensei 20 more years of life but you have performed major excellence and stamina on Goju-Ryu! Amazement!
Rachel Foxy: Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Fuzzy Acorns: Shì! You are now worthy of the Master Belt!
Rachel Foxy: *smiles while taking the master belt from Fuzzy's hands and wraps it around my waist*
Sandy Cheeks: Huh?
Lincoln Loud: What about me?
SpongeBob SquarePants: What do we get?!
Fuzzy Acorns: I’ll give you the yellow and orange belt only because those Krabby Patties you make are one with the Universe and its riches.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *wraps the yellow belt around my waist*
Lincoln Loud: *wraps the orange belt around my waist like SpongeBob did*
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Lyan Rectangle, Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr., Lana Loud and Rachel Foxy: Thank you very much Fuzzy!
Fuzzy Acorns: Oh and one more thing.
Rachel Foxy: Yes Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Acorns: *bows* May I be your Sensei once more?
Rachel Foxy: *nods yes* How can I stay mad at you!
Fuzzy Acorns: Like I said earlier, Qīnlüè.
Rachel Foxy: Yeah, sure.
Luan Loud: I help you two with your training! So, I'm the best and better than Lana!
Lana Loud: What?! Take that back! I am better than all 3 of you, combined!
She removes her hat and tear her clothes to reveal she wearing a gi, along with black belt, a green headband and gloves, the others decide to back away.
Lincoln Loud: Lana?! You knew karate too?!
Lana Loud: Luan taught me!
The eight angrily glare at each other and start an argument.
Lynn Loud Jr.: There is only one way we can settle this.
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah.
Luan Loud: A duel?
SpongeBob SquarePants: WOO!
Lincoln Loud: Let's do it!
Yellow Rectangle: Oh yeah!
Lana Loud: Let's go!
Lyan Rectangle: Okay!
Fuzzy Acorns: There is still one thing Sensei Fuzzy needs to commit to.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And what's that?
Fuzzy Acorns: I got a whole load of Hay-Yah I need to let go. Anybody got a quarter for the public outhouse?
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Lyan Rectangle, Lincoln, Luan, Lana and Lynn Loud Jr.: *pauses before laughing and eventually Fuzzy*
An outside shot of the treedome is shown until SpongeBob, Sandy, Yellow, Lyan, Lincoln, Luan, Lana and Lynn Jr. randomly appears and karate chops the camera.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Sandy Cheeks, Yellow, Lyan Rectangle, Lincoln, Luan, Lana and Lynn Loud Jr.: Hay-Yah!
Leni Loud: You did it, Rachel! I'm proud of you and I love you! *hugs Rachel*
Rachel Foxy: *hugs back* I love you, Leni!
Leni Loud and Rachel Foxy: *smiles*
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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