I don't know

I don't know (or more commonly on the web as IDK) is the answer to questions we, well, don't know the answers to. He's an enigma of English who only exists to be a representation of uncertainty and stupidity, for when you don't know something, you say his name, and are goddamn wrong. If you see him out in the streets, he'll ask you "Who am I?", to which you must respond "" and then he will give you $20 for free. If you're an annoying Persona 5 fan and say "Am I not unique?" he will beat you up (like how Joker beat up Shido) instead because he hates it when people get his name wrong. His favorite food is canned sardines.
==History==
I don't know his history, for he is I don't know. Well, I guess there is a history to him somewhat, like back when Romans looked at the clouds and said "What color is the sky?" and instead of saying blue or "I don't know", they just said "bronze" because they didn't want to invoke his name. Not because invoking his name is something that causes you to be killed, but because they just didn't like him. But that was a long time ago when people use to be stupid and didn't have particle accelerators in their houses. But alas, there's still stuff smart people don't know, like why the yogurt is Greek or why this wiki exists.
==Appearance==
His first (and probably his only) appearance is in an UnAnything poll about potentially removing Sonic.EXE characters from this wiki as the third option, perhaps encapsulating the uncertainty the maker of the poll had for choosing images.
He looks like a masculine bipedal four-armed chimeric human, with squinted eyes that have serious bags under them, and he also has his weird looking horn things under that tiny sombrero. He also wears a can-esque thing for clothes (perhaps his favorite food canned sardines) with the label "/\/\/" with two stripe things below. It might stand for Mount Wario; it might stand for Matt Walsh. I don't know why he has 3 rings on all his tentacles except for his bottom right which features 4, or why his legs are minotaur-esque with spiked kneecaps, but that's just how he is.
== Trivia ==
*He may be inside your house doing Your Mom, but I don't know.
*I don't know has been known to asplode if you ask him "What's the meaning of life?".
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