Hoopla's Pillow

(Episode opens with Hoopla dashing into the hotel)
Lobby Receptionist: Hello there, are you going up to your room?
Hoopla: HOOPLA! SHUT THE HELL UP I FORGOT MY SURFBOARD IN MY ROOM AHHHHHHHHH!
(Hoopla runs into the elevator and collides with a random Oopla in a trench coat)
Hoopla: Who are you?
???: I am Boopla.
Hoopla: This music is nice.
(The elevator shoots up as elevator music plays)
Hoopla: So which floor are you on?
Boopla: 69
Hoopla: HOOPLA! What goes on up there?
Boopla: It’s better if I don’t tell you.
(Hoopla gets off the elevator and checks into his hotel room)
Hoopla: (grabs surfboard) Wait why does something feel off. OH NO NOW I’M SAYING CLICHÉS! HOOPLA!
(Hoopla pulls the covers off his bed and notices his pillow is missing)
Hoopla: NOOOOOOO! My pillow was my source of comfort! Who took it?
(Hoopla runs to the elevator to start his interrogation of different hotel people)
Hoopla: Aight, now I gotta find the culprit!
(Hoopla goes to floor 69)
Hoopla: HOOPLA! Boopla! Please come out here.
(Boopla comes out of his room)
Boopla: What?
Hoopla: Did you steal my pillow?
Boopla: No.
Hoopla: Then what’s in your trench coat?
Boopla: I can’t say.
(Hoopla tackles Boopla and pulls off the trench coat; when he opens it a lot of heroine falls out)
Hoopla: I should probably call the cops for a different reason. HOOPLA!
Boopla: And I should get out of here and change my identity again bye.
Hoopla: HOOPLA!
(Hoopla runs back to the elevator to go to the hotel lobby)
Lobby Receptionist: Hello, would you like to check out?
Hoopla: Did you see somebody walk out of here with a pillow?
Lobby Receptionist: Yes, and they went to the beach.
Hoopla: Thanks.
(Hoopla charged at the door, hits it, and breaks his shoulder)
Hoopla: SWEET MOTHER OF HOOPLA!
(Hoopla runs into the beach and sees Alpooh)
Hoopla: Ah ha! Alpooh, give me back my pillow!
Alpooh: What pillow.
Hoopla: The one you have right there.
(Alpooh picks up a pillow case surrounding a bunch of guns)
Alpooh: Not a pillow.
Hoopla: o
(Hoopla runs to random people trying to find his pillow, and then gives up and goes back to his hotel)
Hoopla: Looks like I’m never getting my pillow back. 
Boopla: Did you say pillow?
Hoopla: Where did you come from?
Boopla: Well I just so happen to have this pillow I’m selling for $76!
Hoopla: Wait that’s my pillow!
Boopla: I know.
Hoopla: Grrrrrrr!
(Hoopla grabs the pillow and bitch slaps Boopla)
Boopla: Owwwwwwww.
Hoopla: Now I’m gonna go surfing.
(End)
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