The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1

The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1 is a book in , , , and .
==Locations==
===Morrowind===
*Given by Crassius Curio as a quest item for The Bad Actor
===Oblivion===
*Heinrich Oaken-Hull's House in Anvil
*Southern Books in Leyawiin
*Gweden Farm Basement
*The Sea Tub Clarabella in Anvil (inside Captain Patneim's Chest)
*Augusta Calidia, Gaston Tussaud, and Ocheeva carry copies of this book
====Shivering Isles====
*Dunroot Burrow, Sanctum of Decadence
*Outside of Bliss
====Plug-ins====
*Near the Dark Minion's bed in Vile Lair (The Thieves Den)
*Under the Forgemaster's bed in Sundercliff Mines (Mehrunes' Razor)
===Skyrim===
*Haelga's Bunkhouse (Riften), left of the altar of Dibella on the bedstand in Haelga's room (Volume 1 and 2)
*In a crushed house northwest of Fort Amol, across the river from the Abandoned Prison. Next to the body of Lucky Lorenz
*Driftshade Refuge (Silver Hand hideout), on a bookshelf
*At the lower floor of Mercer Frey's House
*Can be bought from Urag gro-Shub in The Arcanaeum
*On the roof of Fort Dawnguard, next to a bedroll
*In Benkongerike Great Hall, in a small riekling tent to the right of the entrance (several copies of both volumes)
*Inside Hrodulf's House, on top of some bloody rags next to a bedroll
===Online===
*Reaper's March, under a bridge just northeast of Jodewood Dolmen, next to a Skyshard.
==Contents==
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-TailBut it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
==Trivia==
*The Argonian's "Racial Motifs" book also features an Argonian named "Lifts-Her-Tail."
==Gallery==
The Lusty Argonian Maid, Vol. 1.png|As seen in The Elder Scrolls Online
==Appearances==
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* (Part of Literature lore collection. Anonymous author, not Crassius Curio.)
de:Die dralle argonische Maid, Band I
es:La sensual doncella argoniana, vol. 1
fr:La femme de chambre argonienne, vol. 1
it:La Vogliosa Cameriera Argoniana
pl:Chutliwa Argoniańska Pokojówka
ru:Похотливая Аргонианская Дева, т. 1
sv:En Argonisk Kärlekshistoria Vol. 1
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