To-the-Moon

Pump-and-dump schemes, "business opportunity" scams, even outright phishing: Chantale lives to fleece cryptobros of their energy-intensive gains and turn their earnings around to support grassroots organizations.
When this inevitably attracts notice from Wyrm-tainted Pattern Spiders, To-the-Moon is more than ready to meet them in battle (digitally or IRL).
Their drink of choice is a Jonny Walker Blue Label, served neat. 
== First appearance ==
The trio are greeted by To-the-Moon as they first visit Downstream in episode 2. Or perhaps "greeted" is an exaggeration, they snarl a "Oh, it's you" to Dante before turning around, followed by a "What, you're bringing in strays now?" as the trio follows. While they aren't late to let Any% and Apotheosis know what they think of Dante, they still obey when Apotheosis tells them to head out and get drinks for the guests.
== Later episodes ==
Spoilers for episode 5-7
It is later revealed that To-the-Moon doesn't have any personal history with Dante, but has based their opinions on stories Peter Code-902 has told them.
To-the-Moon wasn't present during the attack on Downstream in episode 7. When Dante, Troian and Macris has neutralized Drops-the-Mic and brought the unconscious Apotheosis to safety, they call To-the-Moon. Arriving on a silver motorbike, To-the-Moon declares themselves the protector of Downstream and tells trio to stay the fuck away until further notice while they secure the caern.
Category:MbM-NPC