List of computer viruses

HEY ALL YOU n00bS!!! DON'T OPEN ANY OF THESE STUFF UNLESS YOU ARE A COMPLETE IMBECILE OR KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND ARE IN A VIRTUAL MACHINE!!! THESE ARE ALL VERY DANGEROUS COMPUTER VIRUSES!!! IF YOU KNOW ANY DASTARDLY VERMIN COMPUTER VIRUSES, ADD IT TO THIS LIST IMMEDIATELY!!!
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*0
*42
*599 US Dollars 
*63 Genders
*992
*1337
*42,000,000
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*ADDONS
*Agitated
*Ajax
*AK-42
*albinoblacksheep.com
*All your base are belong to us
*All your DINNER are belong to us
*Alpha Force Testo
*Anything that has to do with Guiyii
*Apple
*Artificial Idiocy
*ASSASSINATE THE n00bs!!!
*Asus
*Average Program, heh heh, "whistles"
*AWESOME HAX
*Å̂
*Baby Yoshi
*BADGERS!
*Batch files (not exactly viruses, but often serve the same purpose)
*BBC Instant Service
*Be gone!!!
*Blue Yoshi Virus
*Bob the Trojan
*Bonsai Kitten
*BOOBAH'S POWER LEVEL
*Bowser's Desktop
*Brawl+
*Brawl-
*BREAKFAST!
*Bush's first virus.exe
*Bye Bye Windows
*Cake Hoax!
*Captain 0's EVIL STEPBROTHER
*Captain Falcon
*CBeebies
*Chemicals Known to the State of California to Cause Cancer, Birth Defects, or Other Reproductive Harm
*Count the Errors
*CPU
*Crap Explosion
*CRASH
*Creme Anti-Aging Moisturizer
*Cthulhu's ABCs
*Cyber police!
*Dbasfdlsdkhla
*DERP
*DIE
*DIE (Linux Addition)
*Dogs
*Don't click here...
*Dragon-tier Cheapie
*Drink This Every Day
*Dwellers
*East Hyrule
*Ebay
*Eh?
*ELMO'S CRIMINAL RECORDS
*End of time if you click here
*En Passant
*EPICNESS!
*Equal's...............
*Err.
*Essentials (not really)
*Etc.
*EVERYONE IN CANADA CAN GET THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS EACH MONTH!
*EVIL!!!
*[[BIG SHOT]]
*Exe Mario Addition
*Fake Virus
*Xbox Criminal Syndrome
*FIRE FLOWAS!
*FREE CANDY
*Free DINNER
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Generators
*Get free DINNER
*Giygas Inc.
*Glow in the dark Mac!
*Goatse
*Goggle.com
*Google
*Greeny Phatom
*Hammer Zone
*HAGGER?
*HATEBUG!
*Hater Killer
*Hello! My name is Khanate, and I will ruin your day!
*Hitler's clone
*HOWTEST PLUMBERS EVAR!!!
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*HYE EVR^iBAEUDEE
*Squid Shame
*I bring you, DEATH
*I eat Pesky Plumbers
*"If I crashed your computer, would you still be mah friend?" "A'course! DERP"
*ILLUMINATI
*Il Vaticano
*In Soviet Russia...
*KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
*Kingdom of Jerusalem
*Matlab
*NEDM
*One Tip for a Flat Belly
*Outbrain
*OVER9000WaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaWaERTYUIOPJDHFSDOJFHGOSLAHTwinky-Doop
*Protegent 360 (the only virus with data recovery software)
*PUSH START TO RICH
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*REMOVE KEBAB
*SIDNEY CROSBY SURROUNDED BY QUESTIONS AS INVESTIGATION SPARKS!
*Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
*Super Minecraft Kid
* System32
*Taboola
* totallyFREEdowlnloadswithtotallyNOviruses.com
*Ǚ
*We Say Goodbye To Sally Field
*WinCleaner
*Windows Virus
*Y8
*Yukon Gold Casino
*Zippocat
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