Tyrannosaurus Alan

Tyrannosaurus Alan is a stupid, moronic dinosaur that always wants BREAKFAST! from George Volcano. He is also drunk from drinking abysmally mind-controlling conker juice with BREAKFAST! Mixed with blood (in Volvic Revive), which if you spill on others (except Undefeatables like Chuck Norris), they will melt into red slime. He has an amazing ability where he's able to chug a giant bottle of water and consume his entire body weight's worth of water in just 12 seconds. We don't know how or why he can do this.
The BREAKFAST! Alan wants is actually you. If you're a sabertooth tiger, you better doubly watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why.
Despite his maniacal behavior, Alan defends pterodactyls from George's speciesist (Specist?) remarks and drinks his wild mineral watær.
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