Shawn's Cousin Calamity

Shawn's Cousin Calamity is the second segment of the ninth episode of Team Pahkitew: Summer Splashdown. It is accompanied by Super Soaker.
== Summary ==
Shawn's cousins Gabite and Charmeleon are going to Wet n Wild resort to visit him, so Shawn tries to hide the truth from his friends and prevent Gabite and Charmeleon from coming.
== Plot ==
The episode starts with Team Pahkitew playing hide and seek, with Shawn seeking. After everyone is found, MacArthur tells Team Pahkitew that a Gabite and Charmeleon are coming to visit one of them. Shawn freaks out and rushes off. The others are puzzled by Shawn's weird behavior, but ignore it and keep playing hide and seek.
Desperate to leave, Shawn tries digging, flying and catapulting himself, but all three methods fail. Shawn complains about Charmeleon and Gabite to Gwen and Bridgette and asks them why they're okay with family visitors. Bridgette replies that she pushes her stress down and Gwen, one the other hand, says that she pictures them in their underwear and gets grossed out, as she is comfortable that way. Since Shawn is unable to find a way to escape, Gwen tells him to find a way to prevent Gabite and Charmeleon from coming.
Liking the idea much, Shawn spends hours thinking of how to do so but fail to come up with anything. Bridgette and Gwen console their friend and tell him to cheer up but Shawn is unable to and tells them that they will not understand. Wondering what he means, Gwen questions him. Instead, Shawn leaves them and explains in the confessional that the reason why he doesn't want Gabite & Charmeleon to come is because the pair is actually his cousins. If the other team members find out about this, they will destroy his privacy.
Just then, Shawn thought up of a plan to cancel the concert and recruits Gwen and Bridgette to help him. With Gwen getting MacArthur to come out of her hotel room by dressing up as a unicorn, Shawn and Bridgette sneak in and calls Charmeleon & Gabite with Bridgette imitating as MacArthur. Bridgette tries to tell Gabite that the gang come down with different kinds of contagious diseases but the pair tells them not to worry as they are immune to all of them.
Some time later, Shawn has another idea and gets the two girls to help him again; delaying their arrival until closing time. Gwen once again distracts MacArthur with the same unicorn costume while the other two sneaks into the room to use the computer.  By tracking the car's GPS, Bridgette hacks into the traffic system and turn all the traffic lights to red but the banana car drives pass all of them. Shawn then calls the police to inform them about a stolen car, but this fails as the officer responded to the call is a fan of the band. To make matters worse, the officer become their police escort and leads them to the daycare. As a last resort, Shawn, Gwen and Bridgette plant thumb tacks on the road and barricade the door but the police car simply crashes into the door.
Gabite and Charmeleon have now arrived and begin playing the song added to their radio show, much to the others' (except the three) excitement. The song in question is dedicated to Shawn and how much his cousins love him. Not wanting to hear it, Shawn tries to make a lot of noise but MacArthur stops him. At the end of the song, Shawn is relieved that everything is over now until Gabite picks him up, kisses him on the cheek and tells him to carry their luggage to the hotel. With his secret revealed the others, except Bridgette and Gwen, want to play with his cousins, just as Shawn feared. Shawn quickly catches up to his cousins with their luggage on his back and tells them to rush to the hotel with the other team members chasing them followed by MacArthur just as the episode ends.
==Quotes==
Shawn: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred! Ready or not, here I come!
(Shawn looks around. He sees a familiar clean freak posing as a mannequin and pretends to walk away)
Dave: Yes! I'm not found first!
Shawn: Found you!
Dave: (angry) Drat!
(Shawn looks for everyone else. Suddenly he hears a tree moving.)
(Ella falls out of the tree and on her butt.)
Shawn: AHA!
Ella: (sheepishly smiles) Oops. Well, I guess you found me. (singing) You can't win them all.
(Suddenly, he spots a pair of eyes on a wall looking at him.)
Ella and Shawn: What the heck?
(Shawn tilts his head. The eyes blink)
Shawn: Found you, Sky!
Sky: (reveals herself) Aww, man!
(Shawn goes to the pool to find everyone else. He then gets tickled on his toes.)
Shawn: HAHAHAHAHA! STOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOPPPPP!
(The hands retreat into the water. Shawn takes a deep breath and looks inside the water. Jasmine is seen)
Jasmine: Hehehe! Shawn won't find me down here!
Shawn: Aha!
(Shawn runs to Jasmine and tickles her nose. Jasmine swims up, coughing.)
Shawn: Found you, Jasmine!
Jasmine: (laughs, rubbing the back of her head)
----(After everyone is found, MacArthur comes to tell the gang something.)
MacArthur: I have some news. A Gabite and Charmeleon are coming to visit.
Shawn: (freaked out) What?!? A Gabite and Charmeleon?!? Get me out of here!!! (rushes off screaming)
(The others are puzzled by Shawn's weird behavior, but ignore it and keep playing hide and seek.)
----(Desperate to leave, Shawn tries digging, flying and catapulting himself, but all three methods fail.)
Gwen and Bridgette: What's wrong?
Shawn: Those clingy creatures, Gabite and Charmeleon, are coming! I can't stand them! How are you two calm about this?
Bridgette: I always push my stress down no matter how ugly things get.
Gwen: I picture them in their underwear. (gets grossed out) I am comfortable that way.
Shawn: You don't understand!
Gwen: What?
Shawn: Nothing! There's nothing to understand! Funny, huh?
Shawn: (confessionals) What they don't understand is... Gabite and Charmeleon are... Gabite and Charmeleon are my cousins! There! I said it! If any more team members find out about this, my privacy will be destroyed!
Shawn: What do I do?!
Gwen: Well, you're gonna have to find a way to prevent Gabite and Charmeleon from coming.
----Bridgette: (impersonates MacArthur) Sadly, we have to cancel your visit today.
Gabite and Charmeleon: Oh, no.
Gabite: Why?
Bridgette: Uh, why?
Shawn: Just make something up!
Bridgette: Because... um... (impersonates MacArthur) Because the entire gang came down with the chicken pox!
----Shawn: Hey, can you hack into the city's traffic light system?
Bridgette: Child's play.
Shawn: Then slow them down with some red lights!
Shawn: I said delay them!
Bridgette: I'm trying! They're too fast! 
(Shawn picks up the phone.)
Bridgette: If I could just hack into-- 
Shawn: Hello, police?
Bridgette: Shawn! What are you doing?
Shawn: I'd like to report a stolen car!
----Bridgette: Well, that backfired! Now they've got a police escort!
Shawn: This isn't over! They may get here, but they're not getting in!
(The machine plants thumb tacks on the road.)
Shawn: That should stop them!
(The car runs on the thumb tacks, but it didn't stop them.)
Shawn: Run!
(The car crashes into the door.)
----Shawn: I did it. I actually did it!
Charmeleon: Time to go to the hotel, sweetie. Grab your lunch bag and meet us in the car.
(Everybody gasps.)
Gwen and Bridgette: "Sweetie"? They're your cousins?
Shawn: Gabite! Charmeleon! Hurry! Get this car moving! Go! Go!
(The gang starts chasing them followed by MacArthur.)
MacArthur: Guys! Get back here!
==Trivia==
*This episode has a similar plot to the Total DramaRama episode, Bananas and Cheese.
*It is revealed in the song that Gabite and Charmeleon like to tickle Shawn's feet, indicating that his feet are ticklish.
Category:Team Pahkitew: Summer Splashdown Episodes