A Little Night Fishin'

The twelfth chapter of Total Drama: Tiki Jungle, posted on April 5, 2011.
==Story==
"Last time on Total Drama: Tiki Jungle..." begins Chris, "The final seven had to catch and race rabid llamas! Some got suspicious about the nefarious Trey, and of course, naming his llama 'Evil' did not help at all. Anyways, Gary won the challenge with his llama Vegeta. Then, the boys ranted about Trey in song-format, and voted him out. Well, that's a good way to get rid of an antagonist. Who will get eliminated next? Find out now!"
Arthur, Gary and Nic are hanging out.
"Let's play somethin'." says Arthur.
"How about peek-a-boo?" asks Nic.
"Nah.." says Gary.
"You've already shown us 'Abby' five times in the last minute. I don't want to see it anymore." says Arthur.
"HER!" says Nic.
"Whatever." says Arthur. "Let's play Truth or Dare."
"All right, Nic, Truth or Dare?" asks Gary.
"Dare." says Nic.
"I dare you to get Chrissy's bra." says Gary.
"Wow, so original. Cody did that in TDI, you know." says Arthur.
"Yeah, I know, but it was amusing." giggles Gary.
"I don't know, guys..." stutters Nic.
"If you don't do it, you're a chicken." says Arthur.
"Fine." mumbles Nic.
He stomps out of the cabin, and towards the girls' cabin.
"Hey, Julia." says Chrissy.
"Yeah?" asks Julia.
"Let's play Truth or Dare." says Chrissy.
"Nah, I think the boys are playing that. I wonder what they're doing?" asks Julia.
Nic tiptoes by Helga, who is reading "The Ocean of Creatures".
"Hey, what's that rat doing in here?" asks Helga, who looks up from her book.
Nic quickly darts behind the bed.
"What rat?" asks Julia.
"I must be going bonkers." says Helga.
Nic rises up from the bed, and grabs Chrissy's bra.
"Ooh, D-cups." he says creepily.
"I gotta go to the bathroom." says Chrissy.
She notices Nic lurking.
"What is behind your back?" she asks warily.
"Nuffin'." says Nic nonchalantly.
"Is that my bra?" asks Chrissy.
"Mmmmmaybe." says Nic.
"GIVE ME." says Chrissy.
"No!" screams Nic. He darts out the door.
"I'll be right back." says Chrissy.
Chrissy stomps out the door angrily.
Nic races to the boys cabin with rapid speed, and locks the door tight.
"Did you get it?" asks Arthur.
Nic holds up the bra and grins.
"All right, we're done playing." says Gary.
Nic stands there with his mouth gaping open like a dead fish.
"Just kiddin'." says Gary. "Truth or Dare, Arthur?"
The girls are hanging out.
"So, what challenge do you think Chris will pull today?" asks Julia.
"You mean tonight." says Helga rudely. "It's like 8:00."
Chris bursts into the cabin.
"Chris, have you heard of a little something called privacy?" asks Helga.
"Nope. Everyone, get on the boat." says Chris.
"We have a boat?" asks Chrissy.
Chris meets the remaining six on the boat.
"Who likes fishin'?" asks Chris.
"Not me." says Julia.
"Well, you're in luck, because that's the challenge." says Chris.
"Crap." says Julia.
"Anyways, whoever catches the biggest fish wins invincibility. You have 20 minutes, go." says Chris.
"What if we get seasick and we barf, and you have to clean it up?" asks Arthur.
"That is not my job." says Chris.
"Hey, Helga." says Chrissy. "Wanna have an alliance?"
"Nah." says Helga, reading her book.
"C'mon, alliances are fun." says Chrissy.
Helga drops her book. "I know your tricks."
"Yeah, whatever, but we could be in th' final two." says Chrissy.
"I'm not that dumb." says Helga.
"Come on." says Chrissy.
"NO." says Helga forcefully.
Chrissy picks up Helga and hangs her over the side of the boat.
"Now, will you?" asks Chrissy.
"Sure." says Helga.
Chrissy puts Helga down.
"You know, I only said that so you could drop me." says Helga.
Chrissy sighs.
Nic is fishing unsuccessfully.
"Hey." says Julia.
"What?" asks Nic.
"How'd ya get rid of ol' Trey?" asks Julia.
"Ah, I have my ways. But, I could not have done it without the help of my old friend Abby." says Nic.
"I knew it." says Julia. She stomps away.
"I'm goin' in." says Gary. "I'm tired of not getting any bites."
"That's what she said." giggles Arthur.
"You know, that doesn't even make any sense." says Gary.
"It doesn't need to." says Arthur.
Gary takes off his shirt and dives off the side of the boat.
"Here, fishy." he says.
A green fish swims by timidly.
"Come on, I'm not gonna hurt you." says Gary.
The fish blows a bubble at Gary.
"Aww, how cute." says Gary. "Now, just get into this net here and..."
The fish clamps onto Gary's arm.
Gary screams in pain.
"I'm comin', buddy!" says Arthur.
Arthur does a cannonball off the side of the boat, splashing everyone.
"I'm coming!" says Arthur.
Unfortunately, he gets stuck in a hole.
"Poop." says Arthur.
"Come on, stop being a lazy bum and HELP ME!" says Gary.
"This is the second most disappointing day of my life." says Arthur. "The first one is still when that guidance counselor tightened my peanuts."
Gary shudders.
"Are you going to rescue me or what?" asks Gary.
"I need rescuing as well." says Arthur.
Helga looks into the water.
"Hey, I have a tug on my line." says Helga.
"Good for you." says Chrissy.
"Oh, will you quit being mad? You're even more grumpy than me." says Helga.
Chrissy grumbles.
"And that's saying something." says Helga.
"Ladies, ladies, quit your arguing." says Nic, trying to help.
"Go." says Chrissy forcefully.
Nic scurries away.
"Hey, I got something." says Julia.
She pulls her line in, and it is a minnow.
"Really?" asks Chris.
"It's a fish." says Julia.
"Yeah, if time goes by and nobody catches anything, you could win. Otherwise, that's sort of pathetic." says Chris.
Julia scoffs.
"Let me see you catch something better." she says.
"All right, I will." says Chris.
He throws his line out, and feels a tug. He reels it in, and it is a piece of driftwood.
"HA!" says Julia.
"It's bigger." says Chris.
"Yeah, but it's not alive." says Julia.
"Poop." says Chris.
Chris' timer on his watch beeps.
"Time's up. Julia, you won." says Chris.
"Yeah, I knew it." says Julia.
"Don't make me revoke your privileges." says Chris. "Hey, where are Gary and Arthur?"
"In th' water." says Nic.
"Ugh, I don't want to get them out." says Chris.
"Then don't." says Chrissy.
"Good idea." says Chris, and he drives the pontoon boat back to camp.
Gary and Arthur climb out of the water, sopping wet and cursing.
"I am going to kill Chris." says Arthur.
"His annoyingness level is over 9000." says Gary.
Gary and Arthur eventually make it back to the cabin.
"So, who to vote out?" asks Nic.
"At least turdy Trey's gone." says Gary.
"Yeah, that took a load off." says Arthur.
"What about Chrissy? We all hate her, and she hates all of us." says Gary.
"Yeah, but she's hooooot." gushes Nic.
"Okay, not Chrissy." says Arthur anxiously.
"What about Helga? She's rude." says Gary.
"Remember a long time ago, when she said that she'd destroy us emotionally if we voted her out?" recalls Arthur.
"Oh yeah." says Nic. "So?"
"Chrissy and Helga made a new alliance, though, so we can't vote them out." says Gary.
"Actually, they didn't. Chrissy just threatened Helga and Helga said no, so yeah." says Nic.
"Whatever." says Gary.
The girls are trying to decide as well.
"Nic?" asks Helga.
"Yep." says Chrissy.
"Yuppers." says Julia.
Nic says in the confessional, "I'm gonna win this whole thing, bay-beeee."
Chris meets the campers at the elimination.
"Hey, friends, one of you is getting voted out." says Chris.
Helga scoffs.
"Julia." says Chris.
Julia gets her marshmallow.
"Gary and Arthur." says Chris.
Gary and Arthur get their marshmallows.
"Nic." says Chris.
Nic whoops for joy.
"All right. Chrissy, you were violent, and Helga, you were rude, as always." says Chris. "The final marshmallow goes to..."
"Chrissy."
Chrissy gets her marshmallow.
"Ugh." says Helga. "Really?"
"Yeah." says Gary.
"NOBODY LIKES YOU." says Julia angrily.
"All right, then, I'll kinda miss reading and insulting others." says Helga.
"See ya. You know, you're not bad." says Chrissy.
"Yeah, whatever." says Helga, and she floats away.
A book flies into Gary's forehead, and knocks him out. Gary picks it up, and it is "After Never After."
"Ah, Helga." says Arthur.
"Who will go next? Find out next time on Total Drama: Tiki Jungle!" says Chris, signing off the episode.