Roomates (TMKABBS)

Roomates is the first episode of The Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass Show. It has released on 3 May, 2024 and was written by .
==Transcript== 
Bubble Bass: Oh boy! I love sitting on the couch playing clash of clans and with Mermaid Man action figures! 
Bubble Bass: And I even get to live here for free! 
Mama Bass: BUBBLE BASS!!! 
Bubble Bass: Ugh, what is it mother? 
Mama Bass: You can't just sit here playing Clash of Clans and living here for free! 
Bubble Bass: Shut up mother 
Mama Bass: You have to get a job or else I am kicking you out! 
Bubble Bass: But I do have a job! 
Mama Bass: Yeah sure 
[Bubble bass picks up a can of grass repellent] 
Bubble Bass: I produce cans of grass repellent 
[Mama Bass facepalms] 
Mama Bass: I'm kicking you out anyways. You are 42 years old! 
Bubble Bass: Um actually I- 
Mama Bass: Shut up and get out! 
Bubble Bass: But Ma- 
Mama Bass: I SAID OUT!!!!! 
[Mama Bass literally kicks Bubble Bass out] 
Bubble Bass: Damm! I have to find somewhere else to live! 
[Mr. Krabs walks by] 
Bubble Bass: Wait! I have an idea! 
[pause] 
[more awkward pausing] 
Bubble Bass: Yikes, that was awkward 
Bubble Bass: And anyways I have to steal Krabs' money because he is rich 
[Bubble Bass smirks as the scene transitions to Bubble Bass robbing Mr. Krabs' house] 
Bubble Bass: I found the money! 
[Pearl walks in on him] 
Pearl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!11!! 
Bubble Bass: It's not what you think I swear! 
Pearl: I think you got kicked out of your home because you were a dead beat and fat and you want money so you can say you're buy a home but you end up using it all up on Krabby Patties because you are a fatty boom boom and you will spend the rest of your days crying in a sewer hugging your Pomni plush thinking about the life you used to have! 
[Tears fall down Bubble Bass' face] 
Bubble Bass: That hurt 
Pearl: I'm just speaking facts 
Bubble Bass [lying]: No, it hurt the fact that you didn't use any commas 
Bubble Bass [Tearing Up]: Um I have to use the bathroom 
[Runs off crying] 
[Mr. Krabs comes home] 
Mr. Krabs: Hello sweetie I'm home 
Pearl: I'm moving out! 
Mr. Krabs: Yay! 
Pearl: What!? 
Mr. Krabs [face of regret]: Um I mean no 
[the house explodes] 
Mr. Krabs: NOOOOOOOOO! 
Mr. Krabs: Only a tenth of my money survived! 
Mr. Krabs: That's like 10000000 trillion dollars! 
Mr. Krabs: How will I ever live! 
[Bubble Bass comes out] 
Bubble Bass: Yikes, I really did need to go to the bathroom! 
Mr. Krabs: The toilet probably exploded because your fatty boom boom ass did a poop in it 
Bubble Bass: Um, that wasn't me 
[pause] 
Mr. Krabs: Now I will start crying 
[Mr. Krabs cries] 
[Title Card: 100000000000 hours later] 
Bubble Bass: Have you quite finished? 
Mr. Krabs: No 
[Just as Mr. Krabs is about to cry again SpongeBob comes flying in, landing on Mr. Krabs in the process] 
Mr. Krabs: Ouch! What was that! 
SpongeBob: It was me sir 
Bubble Bass: Why do I have to be in a room with two of my least favourite people! 
Mr. Krabs: Yeah I hate Bubble Bass for no reason! 
SpongeBob: Why don't you guys just live together? 
Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass: But we hate each other 
SpongeBob: Maybe if you live together, you guys might like each other! 
Mr. Krabs and Bubble Bass: Fine, only because we don't have any home 
SpongeBob: Yay! A new friendship is formed! 
[Title Card: To Be Continued]
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