Cooper

Cooper played on Survivor: Mercury, where he placed 8th. Cooper was voted out in a 5-3 vote.
== Player Profile ==
# My name is Cooper, I'm 18 ( for any cute guys in the audience ), I'm a dude probably, I'm repping for land of the lobster people (Maine), which is EST for the 90% of the population who doesn't know where Maine is, I'm a student, and I send an unhealthy amount
2. Have you played any orgs before? If yes, how many and what did you play most recently? Are you playing any others at the same time as Mercury?
Bitch I ain't playing anything last I checked I'm retired
Wait... oh fuck this is a pregame interview isn't it
Y'all have tricked me to playing
3. What was the first season of Survivor you ever watched, and why? 
Are you calling me a dweeb
I JUST SAID
it's for DWEEBS
But I've seen Cageyan because it's the one Snorby wanted me to see
So I watched it with him
Stan papa llama noises
4. What is your most mediocre achievement? 
Being born?
5. Give us your most unpopular Survivor opinion: 
Ok so since Cageyan's the only season I've seen, Garrett was FUCKING ROBBED and I wanted him to marry me
6. Anything can be a weapon if you’re holding it right. What unconventional weapon would you like to pack to bring to Mercury with you? You know. Just in case. 
Lowkey, a pickaxe
Can you fucking imagine a dude
In the middle of space
Presumably in a space suit cus I'm not dead
Wielding a fucking Pickaxe
You'd probably panic and run away right?
Right.
Pickaxe GANG
7. The music player is busted on the spaceship and we don’t get Spotify out here. You may pack one (1) CD to bring with you on this journey. What are you bringing?
If the music player is busted then we can't play CD's???? Checkmate dweebs
But i'll humor you and say
...
An Evening With Neil Gaiman & Amanda Palmer
I've never heard it but Amanda Palmers voice is beautiful
and it's 3 hours long so that's a lot of variety
for 1 CD
Get PRANKED LOSERS
8. If you were asked to give a presentation on something random that you are an expert in, what would you talk about?
Why Maine Should Be It's Own Country
A 4 hour TED Talk about how Maine is unlike literally every other place on earth
How many gas station grocery store diners do y'all have
Cus I have on average 4 or 5 per town
Not including cities
Also
Socks like
aren't a thing here
Unless you're outside
I could go on all day but I've got another question
9. Of the three tenets of Survivor, which one do you think you’re the best at: Outwitting, Outplaying, or Outlasting?
I don't got witt, a game, but I am good at getting last.
Thank you for coming to my AMA
== Stats ==
Player Stats 	
Average Placement 	8
Days Played 	21
Votes Against 	6
Individual Immunity Wins	0
Idols Found 	0
Votes Negated 	0
Advantages 	0
== Trivia ==
==References==
Category:Players
Category:8th