Last But Not Mermaid Man (Rewrite)/transcript

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== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
Episode Aired: October 17, 1998
Episode Copyrighted: 1996
This episode is rated TV-Y7 and 1 hour special with 4 parts for this episode.
Episode starts with Man Ray being a supervillain.
Man Ray: *evil laughs* Game over, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat!
Mr. Best: Well, you won’t get away with this!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *saves Mr. Best and Mr. Beat and punches Man Ray*
Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?!
Mr. Best: Thank you for saving us!
Barnacle Boy: No problem!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Man Ray: I guess it’s time to go to jail for me.
Man Ray is in jail and it says “THE END” appears on the screen.
Yellow Rectangle: The end! How’s that a great comic, guys?!
Buhdeuce: Pretty good, bap!
Swaysway: Awesomeness!
Lincoln Loud: Woo! That comic was AWESOME!!!! I can't wait to read the next issue!
Squidward Tentacles: *opens my door* I should've known all that yelling came from these quarters. What are you doing at 4 in the morning?
He looks at Squidward.
Lincoln Loud: Oh morning Squid! I just finished reading the newest issue of my Ace Savvy comic.
He picked up the comic book.
Squidward Tentacles: You still read this nonsense?
He yanked it from Squidward.
Lincoln Loud: It's not nonsense, it's art.
Squidward Tentacles: How is two people in tights beating each other senselessly art? It puts you into a fantasy world.
Swaysway: Come on, Squidward, it teaches you to do things that are for the greater good.
Squidward Tentacles: Just as I predicted, lessons for ignoramuses.
Lincoln Loud: You know Lisa, you should work on radiation and how it affects the human body.
Squidward Tentacles: Not happening, now get back to sleep.
Lincoln Loud: I was about to do that. Night.
Squidward Tentacles: Now, I'm going to my house and I'm going back to bed. Good night, moron. *leaves*
Swaysway: Aw, crummers. He left.
He falls asleep and in the morning, Lisa bursts through the door.
Lisa Loud: Lincoln, just the man I needed to see!
Lincoln woke up rubbing his eyes.
Lincoln Loud: What is it Lisa?
Lisa Loud: Remember our conversation earlier on comic books?
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, why?
Lisa Loud: Easy, I am working on your suggestion.
She smiled and adjusted her glasses.
Lisa Loud: You might say that. Come with me, I got all of our other sisters involved.
Lincoln Loud: Wow, how did you convince them?
Lisa Loud: SpongeBob is a fry cook, advertising on Social Media for Lori, costume designing for Leni, better sounding music for Luna, becoming a master prankster for Luan, increasing competition for Lynn, mysterious reasons for Lucy, Lana wanted to be permanently dirty, Lola wanted to strike fear into her rivals and Lily wanted to make playtime more fun.
Lincoln Loud: I'm surprised.
Lisa Loud: So am I, is there anyone else you want involved with this experiment because I made 13 and Mother and Father are away for the weekend.
Lincoln Loud: We'll there's Clyde.
Lisa Loud: That's 12 and I have been waiting for Yellow be a guinea pig in at least one of my experiments.
A knock on the front door was heard. 
Lisa Loud: And that's him!
She headed downstairs and brought SpongeBob up.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Please explain the experiment to me again Lis, will it hurt?
Lisa Loud: You'll see….
She gives a creepy smile and he sweats.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Creepy smiling is never a good sign.
He gulped and the three entered Lisa and Lily's room where the other sisters were standing in front of a new device Lisa made. Clyde was already there.
Lincoln Loud: Clyde: How did you?
Clyde McBride: I was walking by your house and overheard, I'm so excited buddy!
Lincoln Loud: Me too!
Both boys squeal.
Lisa Loud: Okay, any questions before I explain how this experiment is going to work?
Leni raised her hand.
Lisa Loud: Yes, Leni.
Leni Loud: Is the experiment going to change my eye color? If it does and I get superpowers, I don't want it and the outfit to totes clash with my eye color.
Lisa Loud: Rest assured, I promise that this experiment won't change the pigmentation of your eyes Leni.
Leni Loud: Oh, okay.
Lisa Loud: Furthermore, I would like to present to you…...the first ever radioactive tanning bed! Once it scans you, it will look into your personalities and give you a superhuman ability based on it!
Lincoln Loud: Ooh, so advanced!
Lisa Loud: Thank you, without further ado.
She had a remote and pressed a button. The machine charges up and Lincoln watched in excitement.
Lisa Loud: Oh yeah, everyone close your eyes.
They all close their eyes as 13 separate waves of radioactive energy scans them in an instant and it is done.
Lincoln Loud: Did anything happen yet?
Lisa Loud: It depends, open your eyes and find out.
Everyone opened their eyes.
Leni Loud: Are yours open Lucy? *stares at her in a confused manner*
Lucy Loud: They're open.
Black Rectangle: There.
Lincoln Loud: So how do we know that it worked Lis?
Lisa Loud: We might as well test it. Lynn, bring in your punching bag.
Lynn Loud Jr.: On it!
She wheels it in
Lisa Loud: Let's start with Lincoln since it was all his idea.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, I hope I got something cool.
He walked up to the punching bag and just looked at it; his pupils turned orange and a beam came out, hitting the bag.
Lincoln Loud: Woah, I have laser vision!
Lisa Loud: It’s a success!
The bag flies out of the room.
Lincoln Loud: I got it. *walks out of the room but hits the ceiling* Ow, what the?
He looked down and he was floating.
Lincoln Loud: And I have flight!
Lola Loud: Aw man, how come Lincoln has two powers?
Squidward Tentacles: And he's obsessed with his two powers.
Lisa Loud: It checks your personality remember? Since Lincoln is your everyday average SpongeBob, he has the most iconic of superpowers.
Lola Loud: Well, I can't argue with that.
Lincoln Loud: *falls to the ground and gets the bag*
He walks back in.
Lincoln Loud: So, what does everyone else have?
Lori Loud: I'll start because I'm the oldest.
Lisa Loud: Isn't that being a little too self entitled but anyway, proceed.
A montage of the sisters figuring out their powers happens; SpongeBob is the Quickster, Patrick is the Elastic Waistband, Squidward is Captain Magma, Sandy is Miss Appear, Lori had holographic projection, Leni had fabrikinesis, Luna had symphokinesis, Luan had invisibility, Lynn had super strength, Lucy had umbrakinesis, Lana had láspikinesis (Mud manipulation), Lola had mind control, Lisa had atomkinesis and Lily can control gas to make it lavender scentedscented.
Lisa Loud: Okay, that leaves Clyde and Yellow. Let's see what you two have.
Clyde McBride: Already on it!
Something tapped Lincoln's shoulder and he looked to see another Clyde.
Lincoln Loud: What the, two Clydes?
Patrick Star: Sorry, I'm not Clyde.
Lori Loud: *hears this and my eyes widen and pupils shrink* That is literally my worst nightmare…
Lisa Loud: SpongeBob, Patrick, Clyde seems to have the ability to clone himself and Yellow, you're last.
Yellow Rectangle: Like Lynn and White, I know what it is. Don't blink.
He ran downstairs and back in an instant, he had super speed.
Lisa Loud: Enhanced speed.
Yellow Rectangle: I've always wanted to do this. *dashes towards Leni and stops*
He had dipped her and the couple looked into each other's eyes and blush
Yellow Rectangle: Romantic huh?
Leni Loud: Totes!
She giggled and the two leaned in.
Lisa Loud: Alright lovebirds, knock it off. Now that we have powers, what now?
SpongeBob had an idea.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I have an idea: We fight crime.
Mr. Krabs: Boyos, have you lost your mind? You'll become a vigilante!
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: So?
Yellow Rectangle: That's illegal.
Lincoln Loud: Not if we have powers it isn't.
Lori Loud: Yellow's right Lincoln, we're not becoming vigilantes so you can live out your dream.
Lincoln gave Lori puppy eyes.
Lori Loud: Lincoln, you're 11. Puppy eyes won't work on me anymore.
Lincoln Loud: Please Lori, I promise we won't get caught!
Lori Loud: No Lincoln.
She looked into the puppy eyes and she says in her head
Lori Loud: Don't give in, be strong. Remember the last time this happened.
Enter flashback with a 6 year old Lori with a baby Lincoln, she was playing with a stuffed bunny and he looked at her with puppy eyes.
Lori Loud: Awww, you can have him. You need him more than I do.
That stuffed bunny was Bun Bun and the flashback ends.
Lori Loud: *gives in* Fine but this is for one time only SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes! To the big long car!
Slide transition cuts with Lincoln's face appears as all the heroes inside the big long car. Lori drives off into the night via her new telekinetic abilities.
Lori Loud: If I was a criminal, where would I be lurking at this time?
Lana Loud: Uh hello, have you seen any action movies? The criminals always lurk in alleys!
Mud from Lana's hand dripped onto Lola's dress.
Lola Loud: LANA!!!!!! You got mud on my dress!
Lana Loud: So?
Lola Loud: It's the last good one! Clean it!
Lana Loud: Make me!
Lola snapped her fingers and Lana was under her control as Lola has a devilish smile on her face
Lola Loud: Lana, I command you to hit yourself.
Lana hits herself
Lola Loud: *laughs*
Squidward Tentacles: Hey, shut up you two!
Lori Loud: Knock it off back there! Do you want me to use my power on you?!
Lola Loud: *stops*
Lana is no longer under her command. SpongeBob was looking out the window and he sees something.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lori, Squidward stop, I see something!
Lori Loud: *steps on the brakes and then everyone sees what Lincoln saw: A mysterious figure wearing an all black outfit, he also donned a mysterious mask*
Lincoln Loud: Come on Lori, follow him.
Lori Loud: *drives behind the figure, following him to where he was heading* Is it me or are we literally at the harbor?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe his lair could be around here somewhere, let's go!
The group gets out of the big long car, watching every move of the figure as he holds a mysterious object.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *flies to a cargo box*
He gives a signal and everyone follows him.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Here's the plan, we sneak up from behind and attack!
Yellow Rectangle: For starters, that is a great plan but.
He looked to the distance and gulped.
Lincoln Loud: But what?
Clyde McBride: *tugs my shirt* Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Not now Clyde, I'm trying to hear Yellow's side of the argument.
Clyde McBride: LINCOLN!
Lincoln Loud: What?
Clyde McBride: Behind you!
He looks behind him to see the figure holding a cargo box and his arms wrapped around the box as if they were tentacles
Yellow Rectangle: Someone tell me I'm not the only one seeing this?
Leni took out her phone and took a picture, it flashes causing the figure to be flash blinded for a bit; he throws the box and an extreme close up appears on Yellow.
Yellow Rectangle: AHHHHHH!!!!! Please spare me!
It zooms out to reveal that Lynn was holding the box.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Everyone to the big long car, now!
She threw it at the figure and he dodged as everyone ran to the big long car.
Lori Loud: *starts the big long car*
They drive away as the being followed them.
Yellow Rectangle: You see SpongeBob and Lincoln, this is why we don't mess with masked criminals or any criminal for that matter!
Lincoln Loud: Well, I didn't know that was going to happen!
Lisa Loud: Pipe down! I'm trying to concentrate on something.
Blue Rectangle: Yeah!
She had a watch with her and it scanned the figure.
Lori Loud: *drives left and the figure is still in pursuit, swinging from pole to pole with elastic arms*
Clyde McBride: Wait a second…..the mask, the black suit, car chase. We're being attacked by a supervillain guys!
Lynn Loud Jr.: You're making that realization now?!
Clyde McBride: But isn't it awesome?
Lynn Loud Jr.: No, it's terrifying!
Clyde McBride: Sure it's scary but it's still awesome!
Squidward Tentacles: What, I was trying to read!
Lori Loud: Anyone know why he's trying to kill us? We just followed him!
Leni Loud: I don't know, we should ask him.
She pokes her head out of the window.
Leni Loud: Hi mister scary guy! Why are you trying to skin us alive?
Yellow Rectangle: Leni, you don't ask a supervillain why they're attacking us. Man Ray is a supervillain.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's a classic villain, we've seen too much! We fight the arch nemesis!
Leni Loud: Guys, I think we shouldn't jump to conclusions. What if he isn't trying to hurt us?
Luna and Luan Loud: *looks out from the back* He has a car!
Leni Loud: He's totes trying to hurt us!
The villain throws an old car at them and Lori drives left as he leaps to the right.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Did we lose him?
He looked to his left and the villain was on the window, Lincoln jumped for a bit as he climbed onto the roof.
Lincoln Loud: Don't worry, I got this.
He flies out the window and got onto the roof, he fires a laser beam but it misses.
Lincoln Loud: Dang it! Lori where are we?
Lori Loud: We just have to pass these hills and we're home free!
Red Rectangle: Oh no!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: *slaps Mermaid Man* Stop saying that, you old coot!
The figure heard and sees a tree by the biggest of the hills. He stretches out his arms as he grabbed it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Guys, he's trying to uproot the tree!
Lori Loud: *speeds up as the figure tries to uproot the tree*
Yellow Rectangle: We’re gonna make it!
Clyde McBride: We're not gonna make it!
Yellow Rectangle: We're gonna make it!
Clyde McBride: We're not gonna make it!
Yellow Rectangle: We're gonna make it!
They reach the largest hill and then they go down as soon as the tree is uprooted. Lincoln ducked as the tree hit the villain, sending him flying to the road. They reach the hero residence and Lori hits the brakes as Lincoln hits the garage door. Everyone was sent flying forward for a bit and the airbag hits Lori*
Lori Loud: See….we made it.
Screen cuts to the Krusty Krab in the kitchen, SpongeBob is flipping Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *looks through the front door.* Those men look familiar…
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *comes in*
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps* It's Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! *goes to a table with Patrick eating a Krabby Patty* PATRICK! Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, PATRICK!!!
Patrick Star: What?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look... Mermaid... Boy.... Barnacle....Man!!!
Patrick Star: Mermaid Boy and Barnacle Man!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You mean, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Patrick Star: Mermaid Barnacle and Man Boy!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, just like Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack. *smacks my face*
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *enters*
Barnacle Boy: I told you, you old coot, we're gonna order a Krabby Patty, not Snappy Pabbies. I don't even know how to play the game!
Mermaid Man: 67!!!
A flash is heard, and Man Ray crashes through the ceiling. He shoots his ray. The customers run away and hide under the tables. Soon, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy head into the Invisible Boatmobile, and drive away.
Man Ray: *follows*
Lincoln Loud: *screams and points to Man Ray* It's him!
Man Ray: I'll be done with you once I zap you. And I still know how to fly, even at age 42. ZAP! ZAP!
Mermaid Man: You'll never catch us! EVIL!!! *snores and goes to sleep*
Barnacle Boy: Wake up, you old coot! Wake up!! DRIVE, DRIVE!!! Oh, I'm taking the wheel. You won't catch-wa?
Man Ray is sitting on a log. The heroes have catched up.
Other heroes: Now you can get him, and put him in jail, Mermaid Man.
The heroes have huge, surprised mouths and huge eyes as if being surprised.
Other heroes: Mermaid Man?
Man Ray: I GIVE UP!
SpongeBob and Patrick's faces turns the same as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Man Ray: I'll tell you my miserable life. *flashback* In my family, we had SuperFlounder, my dad. He always saved the day, but he treated me like a wet dog. My brother had 3 rooms, and I lived in the cupboard in the kitchen. I was taunted in elementary, middle and high school. My life of good turned evil as the time past. One night, I robbed a bank, but Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy kicked me in jail. And, since then, I look to get revenge for the people who hurt me. But now... I realize, there is no evil, just bad. You get it... Evil is worse than bad, and so I have to turn bad, but now I want to... Whatever! I already got revenge, and now I want to turn and say sorry. I know want to see my true destiny, not evil, but good.
Loud Sisters: *gasps*
Patrick Star: *faints*
Luna Loud: This is bad dudes.
Yellow Rectangle: Guys there's a supervillain on the loose. What do we do?
Lincoln Loud: Isn't it obvious, we have to go after him.
Squidward Tentacles: Lincoln, are you kidding?! You saw what that guy did out there. Even if we have powers, we can't stop him.
Clyde felt something in his pocket and took it out.
Clyde McBride: Uh guys, I found this.
He shows them an emblem but not just any emblem, it had an eagle on it
Lincoln Loud: It's the emblem of the town hall! This guy wants to take over the city by overthrowing the government, so we have to take him down!
Squidward Tentacles: Take him down; Lincoln, what did I just say?! We are not going after a mysterious stranger!
Lincoln chuckled.
Lincoln Loud: Stranger you say? I have a theory.
He headed to his room and came back, he placed down comic books
Lori Loud: Why do we have your geeky little comic books?
Luan Loud: He's trying to turn us into comics!
She laughed at her joke.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps*
To be continued.
=== Part 2 ===
Episode Aired: October 17, 1998
Episode Copyrighted: 1996
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 2.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *gasps*
Lincoln Loud: They're not just any ordinary comics, these are comics with the origin story of the villain.
Yellow Rectangle: So?
Lincoln Loud: Supervillains are people who usually have a vendetta against the hero!
Yellow Rectangle: Oh come on Lincoln, who would have something against you?
Lincoln Loud: A fair amount of people actually.
Yellow Rectangle: Okay and if it was someone who did have it out for you, who would it be?
Lincoln Loud: *thinks for a bit and then it comes to me* I got it! What about that kid from the supermarket who looks a lot like me?
Lynn Loud Jr.: What did you do to that kid?
Lincoln Loud: After I took the Zombie Bran he wanted, he must’ve been so angry that he turned to a life of crime as a result.
Lori Loud: That sounds a little too extreme.
Lincoln Loud: But it all adds up.
Luna Loud: Okay, we found our potential baddie; who's gonna stop him?
SpongeBob SquarePants: We are.
Lynn Loud Jr.: Here we go again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We have superpowers! I'm the Quickster! But with my leadership skills and my level of planning, we can come up with a strategy to save the city from whatever this guy is planning.
Yellow Rectangle: Alright SpongeBob, I might have not seen eye to eye with you on all of this but I've been living here for a month and now it's my home. I'll do anything to protect it. I'm in.
The sisters look at each other and nod in agreement.
Leni Loud: Yellow's right, the city is like Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods are the home we've known for our whole lives.
Patrick Star: Sure does.
Lori Loud: We will defend it at any cost, we're literally in too!
Squidward Tentacles: So are we.
Clyde was jumping up and down in excitement.
Clyde McBride: I love where this is heading!
Lynn Loud Jr.: Where is this heading?
Clyde McBride: All the signs are showing! We have superpowers, got attacked by a supervillain and now Lincoln is giving out a motivational speech. Our origin story begins here, we're going to be superheroes!!!!!!
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy! It's a trick. But, poor Man Ray…
Time card reading: "Later..."
French Narrator: Later...
The scene is zooming into a cave. As we head inside it a light is seen to reveal to be the Mermalair. Man Ray, Zuckerbrot, Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat are inside. SpongeBob, Yellow, Lincoln and Clyde are seen heading in. They hit themselves on the Invisible Boatmobile, and heads up to the gang. An alarm then is heard.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, we were just in time!
Mermaid Man: For what?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The introduction, silly!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride: *breaks the fourth wall*
Clyde McBride: And the alarm.
Scene turns black, then SpongeBob jumps up, and swishes to the side of the screen and pauses, now the Quickster and the words "The Quickster" shows, then Yellow flies in front of the screen, pausing with the words "Superhero Yellow" shows, then Lincoln slides in front of the screen, pausing with the words "Ace Savvy" shows, then Clyde runs in front of the screen, pausing with the words "Once Eyed Jack" shows, then a dolphin chatter is heard and runs to the front of the screen, pausing with the words "Mermaid Man", then breaks the camera. Then, Barnacle Boy flies down and the words "Barnacle Boy" shows, then Mr. Best runs in front of the screen, pausing with the words "Mr. Best" shows, then Mr. Beat flies down in front of the screen, pausing with the words "Mr. Beat" appears. Then, a red and blue shape swishes throughout the screen. The shape slows down, revealing it to be Man Ray and words "Man Ray" appear.
Man Ray: *heads toward the screen, and there is light again*
Then, a red, yellow and purple shape swishes throughout the screen. The shape slows down, revealing it to be Zuckerbrot and words "Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot" appear.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *heads toward the screen, and there is light again*
The heroes are on the edge of a cliff, and see the Bank of Bikini Bottom Bank being robbed.
Robber #1: Don't you move a muscle!
Human Girl: I need to go to the bathroom!
Robber #1: Uh, go.
Human: *heads to the bathroom*
Robber #2: Now, mister, give me, all your.... uh.... I forgot.
Teller: Money?
Robber #2: Yeah…
Teller: *gives the money and then a CRASH! is heard through the door*
Mr. Best: We have superpowers. We're superheroes.
Mr. Beat: Yeah, tell him.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Drop the cash! Or you'll be in the slammer in 1 millisecond.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): And I like using really, really, really hard math units.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Good.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): *crickets*
Robber #1: Uh.... I don't care.
Robber #2: Yeah, I don't care. RUN, JOHN!!
Robbers: *runs away*
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Taste my laser gun. *shoots the criminals with my laser gun*
Man Ray: I'll teach you addition... 2 criminals + 1 jail = ..... Uh, I forgot. In the slammer you go! *zaps them and flies them to jail*
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Nice job, Man Ray!
Man Ray: No problem, Zuckerbrot!
Then, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy give the money back.
Fish: AHHHHHHHH!!!! GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! Oh *water gurgles* my *water gurgles* goodness!
Camera zooms out to reveal a firefighter trying to put out a building on extreme fire. The hose is going out of control.
Mr. Best: Oh no!
Mr. Beat: It looks like they need our help!
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Okay, Mr. Best and Mr. Beat!
Mermaid Man: Get a bucket of water!
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster), Superhero Yellow Rectangle, Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy), Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack), Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *grabs water*
Speedster grabs water by hands and zooms faster than you can say "Why".
Man Ray: *with my ray, gets water, turns it into a homogenous ice block and then places it on the building, then heats the ice, melting it, and water splashes all over the building, thus, puts out the fire*
Then the screen turns black, and a quarter of the camera shows the Speedster kicking. Another quarter shows Mermaid Man saving a kitty. Another quarter. Barnacle Boy captures robbers, and the final quarter shows Man Ray saving a man from falling into a deadly hole. This all happens in 15 seconds.
Time card reading: "Many, Many, Days Later"
French Narrator: Many, many, days later.
The heroes are standing on a stage with a crowd in front of them. The Mayor is next to them, and he has medals. COMMERCIAL BREAK!
Mayor: Quiet down! Quiet down!
Somebody shushes and the crowd's yelling fades down to silence.
Mayor: Here we are today... 10 loyal heroes who have saved the day more than 400-something times. They are... Mermaid Man…
Mermaid Man: *gets a medal*
Mayor: ...Barnacle Boy....
Barnacle Boy: *gets a medal*
Mayor: ...Mr. Best….
Mr. Best: *gets a medal*
Mayor: ...Mr. Beat….
Mr. Beat: *gets a medal*
Mayor: The Quickster....
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): *gets a medal*
Mayor: Superhero Yellow....
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: *gets a medal*
Mayor: Ace Savvy....
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *gets a medal*
Mayor: One Eyed Jack....
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): *gets a medal*
Mayor: And finally.. Zuckerbrot and Man Ray-y-no-p-p-p-p-WHAT?
Crowd: *gasps* ZUCKERBROT AND MAN RAY? A HERO? LET'S THROW TOMATOES AT THEM!
For 5 complete seconds Man Ray and Zuckerbrot are being a target to throw things at.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Hey, what are you doing!? STOP!
Man Ray: Stop! Stop! THAT'S IT!!!!
Crowd: *stops throwing things*
Man Ray: NO MORE!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Stop! Man Ray and Zuckerbrot have a horrid life, and I have it all here on this tape recorder.. SpongeBob?
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): *gets out tape recorder and plays Man Ray's words*
Man Ray: *on tape recorder* I GIVE UP!! Let me tell you my miserable life. In my family, we had SuperFlounder, my dad. He always saved the day, but he treated me like a wet dog. My brother had 3 rooms, and I lived in the cupboard in the kitchen. I was taunted in elementary, middle and high school. My life of good turned evil as the time past. One night, I robbed a bank, but Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy kicked me in jail. And, since then, I look to get REVENGE for the people who hurt me. But now... I realize, there is no evil, just bad. You get it... Evil is worse than bad, and so I have to turn bad, but now I want to... Whatever! I already got revenge, and now I want to turn and say sorry. I know want to see my true destiny, not evil, but good.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: You're right, Lincoln. We're terrible people.
Man Ray: Yeah.
Fish #1: *cries* What... a sad story.. But let's throw things at him, this is a dream!
People throw things again at Man Ray and Zuckerbrot.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: THIS ENDS NOW!!!! *shoots everybody with my laser gun*
Man Ray: THIS ENDS HERE!!!! RAH!
At the same time, he gets his ray and shoots everybody, making the crowd ice.
Man Ray: YOU FOOLS! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY MAN RAY!!!
Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *sits down and gasps for breath* What have we done?
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Why are we the fool? Why did we do this? Oh, how..
Crowd: *seems to realize Man Ray and Zuckerbrot's story, and cries tears*
The tears seem to crack the ice, and CRASH! the ice breaks.
Fish #2: Man Ray, Zuckerbrot, we now see you're an amazing hero!
Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: We are?.. We are!
Fish #1: We're sorry, Man Ray and Zuckerbrot.
Mayor: And to fix what we've done, here's your medal. *gives Man Ray and Zuckerbrot their medals*
Crowd: *cheers*
Man Ray: *changes my ray from Bad to Good*
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *changes my laser gun from Bad to Good*
Man Ray: We will join your crew.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Okay.
Time card reading: "The Next Morning"
French Narrator: The next morning.
The next morning Lisa was at her computer and everyone stood by her as she created a 3d model of the figure they saw the previous night. Lincoln was looking for what gave the villain his powers and he notices something. They were taking Mr. Best, Mr. Beat, Man Ray and Zuckerbrot.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): We got Mr. Best, Mr. Beat, Man Ray and Zuckerbrot. Man Ray and Zuckerbrot are new superheroes now. He must be getting his power from the mask! We have to get it because if it's gone, it's game over for him! Leni, start designing the suits.
She squeals and a training montage begins as Leni starts sketching designs for everyone's suits. Many designs have come and gone but the final designs were chosen and made. Lisa created a dummy that looks the figure and Leni was the first to test her power*
Leni Loud: Cool superhero costume, Lincoln. Like, what do I do again?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Just attack it so you can get the mask. Simple as that.
Leni Loud: Oh, like this?
She creates a rope of fabric and uses it to wrap around the dummy's legs. She goes to investigate if it was hurt and takes off the mask; she knew it was okay and hugged it, pausing with the words "The Eleven of Hearts" appears.
Patrick Star: I call it "The Elastic Waistband."
He stretches his arms touching his toes, pausing with the words "The Elastic Waistband" appears.
Squidward Tentacles: I am Captain Magma.
He waves like a volcano, pausing with the words "Captain Magma" appears.
Sandy Cheeks: I am Miss Appear.
She disappears in invisible, then she appears in visible, pausing with the words "Miss Appear" appears. Then Lucy digging a hole from the shadows, pausing with the words "The Eight of Spades" shows, then Luan pranking people, pausing with the words "The Joker" shows and then Lori driving a vanzilla, pausing with the words "The High Card" appears when they exploded. The rest of the Rectangles are superheroes. Everyone was in the backyard in their suits.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Woo, we all look AWESOME!!!
Luan Loud (The Joker): You could say we all look….super!
She laughed at her joke as they all groaned.
Luan Loud (The Joker): Hey! We're superheroes now, so get used to it.
Sandy Cheeks (Miss Appear): Yes, we are.
Yellow stood under the tree, leaning on it and Leni walked up to him in her suit.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): So, how do I look?
Matt looked at her and blushed into a deep red and started to nosebleed. He covered his nose.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: You look beautiful, just as always.
Superhero Red Rectangle: Yeah, just as always.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): Aww, you're totes sweet!
She giggled and kissed him.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *flies out and lands giving off a heroic posture*
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): So, what do you guys think?
Clyde looked in awe.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): You look….glorious buddy!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Thanks for the compliment, Clyde! Now, I'll give these out!
He hands the group cards.
Lynn Loud Jr.: What are these for Stinkcoln?
Lincoln Loud: Just look at them!
Squidward Tentacles (Captain Magma): What!?
They looked at the cards
Lori Loud (The High Card): What are all these weird names on them?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): They're our superhero names! I called myself..... Ace Savvy!
Buhdeuce: Yep yep!
Swaysway: I’m not going to ask why you called yourself Ace Savvy.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): I think it's obvious. I hope you all like your names!
Everyone read their aliases as specialized texts appeared as they read. SpongeBob was The Quickster, Patrick was The Elastic Waistband, Squidward was Captain Magma, Sandy was Miss Appear, Yellow was Superhero Yellow, Red was Superhero Red, Blue was Superhero Blue, Orange was Superhero Orange, Pink was Superhero Pink, Green was Superhero Green, Purple was Superhero Purple, White was Superhero White, Black was Superhero Black, Lori was The High Card, Leni was The Eleven of Hearts, Luna was The Night Club, Luan was The Joker, Lynn was The Strong Suit, Lucy was The Eight of Spades, Lana was The Royal Flush, Lola was The Queen of Diamonds, Lisa was The Card Counter, Lily was The Deuce, Clyde was One Eyed Jack, Swaysway was Super Swaysway and Buhdeuce was Muscle Buhdeuce.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Cool names huh?
Lori Loud (The High Card): They're way better than what we came up with.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Plus if I called myself Blue Blur, there's gonna be a lot of copyright issues.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): So yay or nay on the names?
Squidward Tentacles (Captain Magma): I’m speaking for everyone here and it's a yay.
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): YAWN! When are we gonna go find that guy and kick some butt?
Superhero White Rectangle: Yeah.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Right about now but here's one teeny tiny problem…….where is he?
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): I knew that question was going to pop up.
Sandy Cheeks (Miss Appear): Yeah, remember the car chase last night?
All: *nods yes*
Man Ray: Lisa uses her smartwatch to scan the figure and it will show us their location……
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Now!
It started beeping and it showed the villain’s location
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): A warehouse? Are you sure Lisa?
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): Hey, it scanned them and that's where it says they are.
Man Ray: They are?
Mermaid Man: Evil!
Barnacle Boy: *slaps Mermaid Man* Get it together, you old coot!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Nice job Swaysway, now let's go find Master Lox and Plankton and bring them to justice!
Super Swaysway: Master Lox and Plankton?
Muscle Buhdeuce: Oh my bap, you gotta be kidding me!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Yeah, Master Lox and Plankton. They are at his lair, doing the math.
Everyone went out and explored all of Bikini Bottom, Rectangopolis, Royal Woods and Duck Town. Lincoln was in air and was searching, however he was having a hard time flying in the air compared to being a few feet off the ground.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Woah! I really should've practiced my flying instead of the laser vision.
Without him knowing, a seagull squawks and he hears it and flies to the right.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Wow, I just did that perfectly! What else does flight bring to the table? Only one way to find out!
He dives downward and flies upward as he falls downward a little; then he spins in the style of an Avalon Roll to be in everyone's sights.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): I'm really flying! Woo-hoo!
Lisa Loud: *interrupts* I'd hate to be a party pooper to your self celebratory moment, big brother but we're close to Master Lox and Plankton!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Lead the way Lis.
She nods and they all arrive at the warehouse, Lincoln lands as everyone else shows up. The sound of two more feet landing is heard and they all panic.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): AHHHHHH!!!!!
Lori Loud (The Card Counter): *sets up an explosive hologram*
Squidward Tentacles (Captain Magma): Go away, go away!!!!!
Yellow was protecting Leni.
Superhero Yellow: Leni, get behind me!
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): *throws crown* HELP!!!!!
Superhero Purple Rectangle: *growls*
Lily was crying, then another sound was heard and they stopped. They looked to see……
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WE PANICKED OVER A PIGEON!!!!!!
The pigeon coos and flies away.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): We need a way in.
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): I'm on it!
She was about to smash the walls open.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Lynn, NOOOO!!!!
The wall was smashed open.
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): What? You guys wanted an entrance, you got one.
They all enter. The warehouse was dark
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): *leads the way in finding Master Lox and Plankton; along the way*
Clyde sang a little song.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Thirteen intrepid allies led by Clyde, their leader Clyde! Clyde's Angels, doo doo doo! Harnessing the power of the moon with an ancient amulet they found in the basement. Doo doo doo, the amulet is red; doo doo doo, it's probably a ruby!
Man Ray: STOP SINGING!
Lincoln looked at him.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Clyde, I love your enthusiasm buddy but you're going to blow our cover.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Sorry!
They went in deeper and the internet connection weakened on Lisa's watch.
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): Dang it, the signal on my watch is going out!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: *slaps Mermaid Man* Cut it out, Mermaid Man!
Lola sniffed the area.
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): Blech! Why does this place smell like Lynn's gym socks?
Lana Loud (The Royal Flush): *also sniffs* Ah, that's the good stuff! *sees pipes*
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): Maybe because it's not a warehouse at all.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): Well duh because it's not like wearing anything.
Patrick Star (The Elastic Waistband): Look. *stretches my body*
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): That's not what a warehouse is.
Leni then sees a room and looks in it.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): Guys, you gotta see this room!
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): It's probably not important, Leni.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): It's got a lot of pictures hanging from the ceiling, you should totes check this!
They all enter the room and see hundreds of pictures hanging. As they walked in, they hit pictures of the mayor and what the building once was. Everyone even Lucy, was creeped out.
Lucy Loud (The Eight of Spades): Wow, I’m the scary one but this…..this is creepy, very creepy.
Yellow walks around the room and he sees a flashdrive.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Hey guys, look what I found.
Lincoln Loud: It's a flashdrive! I think I saw a computer somewhere in here, plug it in. There might be some evidence of Master Lox and Plankton's plan on overthrowing the mayor.
He heads to a giant computer and everyone surrounds it. Yellow plugs in the flashdrive and videos popped up.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Are those security tapes?
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): I think so.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *clicks onto a clip where the mayor was seen with a man in a suit*
To be continued.
=== Part 3 ===
Episode Aired: October 17, 1998
Episode Copyrighted: 1996
This episode is rated TV-Y7, continuing this episode in Part 3.
After the title card, The camera zooms in a crowd at City Hall.
Mayor: Zuckerbrot Man Ray, For saving the town, you two get this medal.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot and Man Ray: Thanks, Mayor.
Zuckerbrot and Man Ray started to walk back to the Mermalair to show them the medal when suddenly.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: What was that sound?
Man Ray: And what was that squeaky noise?
Zuckerbrot and Man Ray looked down. He saw a chew toy, He squeaked it.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: What is this?
Man Ray: I don't know what this is but... I think we will call you Squeaky Holder.
They walked back to the Mermalair to show the Squeaky Holder.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Hey guys! Look what we found.
All except Mermaid Man and Mr. Best: That's just a cute, little ball.
Mr. Best: *screams* AHH! DON’T DO IT!
Mermaid Man: EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! AHH! DON'T SQUEAK IT, YOU!
Man Ray: *squeaks it*
Suddenly there was a rumble.
Mr. Best: *screams* AHH! PLEASE, MAKE IT STOP!
Mermaid Man: AHHH! *more rumbles* Wait! What was that?
There was dust when they got out of the dust when they saw a dog rampage.
All: A dog rampage! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
They ran but the dogs ran over them. Dust fills the screen. Once the dust clears out, we see our heroes flattened like a pancake.
Man Ray: Aha! I have an idea! We'll shoot them with my ray.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Good idea.
But the ray made the dogs bigger and madder.
Man Ray: I guess I have the wrong ray.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *aghast* Man Ray?!
The dogs ruffled and the town was destroyed and fires raged.
Man Ray: Oh no! Now what are we gotta do?
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Now, Man Ray, drop the Squeaky Holder.
Man Ray: *drops the Squeaky Holder making a loud echo*
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Look!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): They're shrinking!
The dogs are shrinking, rolling over, playing with bones and becoming cute beagles.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): I want to pet one of those if they are safe.
Dog: *bites SpongeBob*
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): RUN!!!!
All: *runs away*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): The evil dogs are after us.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: And now Master Lox and Plankton want to take over Bikini Bottom and Royal Woods as an act of revenge.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): *starts piecing things together* Lincoln, are you still sure that the two villains from the supermarket are Master Lox and Plankton?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): I'm still sure, why do you ask?
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Think about it buddy, the awful smell that can burn off your nose hairs, the fact that sewage is involved; who does that make you think of?
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *starts thinking* You're right Clyde, it isn't the two guys from the market.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): *gets the dog off my butt* Clyde's right, guys. It is not the two guys from the market.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): If those two from the store aren't Master Lox and Plankton, then who is?
Suddenly, a large piece of rubble comes at them.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Everyone, look out!
Man Ray: Huh?!
Mermaid Man: EVIL DOGS! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: LISTEN, YA OLD COOT! IF EVERYTIME YOU SAY "EVIL," I'M GONNA–
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): Look! *points to the evil dogs*
The evil dogs chase the heroes.
Barnacle Boy: You're right! There are evil dogs!
The rubble collided with them and Master Lox and Plankton were in the distance; he looked at them and walked away, thinking that the heroes were dead.
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): *lifts up the rubble* Everyone alright?
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): We're fine, we got Master Lox and Plankton right where we want them!
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): *punches the rubble*
It shattered into multiple little pieces.
Lord Master Lox: *looks in shock* Oh my!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Okay guys, this is what our training has come to: Use your superpowers!
They all nod and go towards Lord Master Lox and Plankton. They dodge the attack.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Okay, what's the plan?
Superhero Red Rectangle: Easy, we're fighting Master Lox and Plankton!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *punches Red*
Superhero Red Rectangle: Ow!!!
Lord Master Lox and Plankton: *evil laughs*
Plankton: You can't fool us, Red!
Then Master Lox's powerful hand electrocutes him, Lynn.
Lord Master Lox: *tries to electrocute Lynn*
Lucy Loud (The Eight of Spades): *saves Lynn*
Lynn is catching her breath.
Lynn Loud Jr. (The Strong Suit): Thanks Luce.
Lucy Loud (The Eight of Spades): You're welcome.
Lucy is trying to dig the ground with her spade shovel but Master Lox's powerful hand electrocutes her and throws her at Lynn and she was hit with an extreme force; the two were knocked out. Lori and Leni were hiding behind a pillar.
Lori Loud (The High Card): Okay Leni, we're going to have to come up with a surprise attack, got it?
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): Got it!
Lori was by Master Lox.
Lori Loud (The High Card): Over here!
He turns around and electrocutes Lori.
Lori Loud (The High Card): Ow!
Lord Master Lox: Gotcha!
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): I guess I attack now?
She comes out from behind the pillar with a scarf made of her thread and throws it.
Plankton: Get her, Master Lox!
Lord Master Lox: Right away, Plankton!
Master Lox dodged and it accidentally snares Lori.
Lori Loud (The High Card): Leni?!
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): OMGosh, I am so sorry Lori! It was like an accident!
Master Lox looked at her as she freed Lori but also accidentally snared herself as well. His hands have a light king bolt and they reach Lori and Leni, they look in fear but....
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: *offscreen* HEY!
Master Lox turned around to see Matt standing right behind him.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Uh…… you wanna dance Master Lox? Because you'll be dancing with someone who's quick on his feet. Hand over the mask or I'll show you what true speed is!
The lightning bolt aims at Yellow, then they attack him but he dodges with ease.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Hey, I did alright; is that all you got?!
Something wrapped around his coat, many tentacles.
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: Uh you got that too?
He laughed nervously and Master Lox tossed him in the same direction as Clyde. Clyde also came back.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): What did I miss, did we win?
Superhero Yellow Rectangle: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): AHHHHH!!!!!
Superhero Red Rectangle: AHHHHH!!!!!
The both of them collide and hit a wall. Luna was to the right of him.
Luna Loud (The Night Club): Yo Master Lox, time to pull the blackout curtains down!
She dials the amplifier on the side of her mask up to 11 and strums her guitar as sound waves come out, pushing Master Lox back and he hits a wall. Then water hits him from an unseen opponent: Luan.
Luan Loud (The Joker): Oh come on, if you're going to attack then water you waiting for!
She reappeared and laughed at her joke. Master Lox grabbed her with a tentacle coat and tossed her at Luna; both sisters fell and Master Lox walked over to them, tentacles ready to strike but something hit him.
Lisa Loud (The Card Counter): Eat my electron beam you scoundrel!
The tentacles come at Lisa but protects herself via a proton shield and fires another electron beam. Master Lox dodged and still goes to attack Lisa but.
Lily Loud (The Deuce): POO POO!!!
Lavender gas comes out of her diaper and it stuns Master Lox as the twins charge into battle
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): Lana, now's our chance!
Lana Loud (The Royal Flush): Woo, let's do it!
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): *places my hand onto Lana*
Her eyes are pink, putting her under Lola's control.
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): Lana, I command you to flush at him!
Lana Loud (The Royal Flush): Yes Mistress Lola.
She raises her arms towards Master Lox, flushes at him and he gets hit.
Lola Loud (The Queen of Diamonds): It’s working!
Lord Master Lox: I'm soak and wet!
Time card reading: "Later"
French Narrator: Later...
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Alright Master Lox, it's game over for you. You have no choice but to surrender!
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Yeah, you're going down, Master Lox.
Lord Master Lox: *pants and gets up* Alright, alright, you win. You caught me. I'll join your crew. *leaves Plankton*
Plankton: *growls* HEY MASTER LOX, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! *to myself* GAH! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?!
Mr. Krabs (Super Tightwad): Not so fast, Plankton.
Plankton: Krabs, it's time to give the secret krabby patty formula to me.
Mr. Krabs (Super Tightwad): If you beat me first. *runs away*
Plankton: Hey, get back here, Krabs. *chases Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs (Super Tightwad): Ar ar ar ar ar.
Slide transition cuts to outside a retirement home. The camera zooms in, past the wall to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's room, where the TV is on. We begin to zoom in to the TV, revealing a news report.
Johnny Elaine: This is just that fish guy that does the news, and here I am where the biggest hole ever made to fishkind.
We can see that hole now.
Johnny Elaine: It is already 22 miles deep.
Barnacle Boy: Whoa, that's deep!
Mermaid Man: Meep? Why, hello, anchovy! How do you-
Barnacle Boy: *slaps Mermaid Man in the face* Will you stop saying "Meep!"
Mermaid Man: What are you talking about?
Barnacle Boy: *yells* YOU'RE MERMAID MAN, YOU OLD COOT! STOP SAYING "GOO-GOO GA-GA!"
Mermaid Man: STOP YELLING AT ME, BARNACLE BOY!
Mr. Beat: Quiet, you two! We're watching the news!
Mr. Best: Guys, a little help here?
This is sometimes cut. You can see a yellow square with eyes, meaning that without warning, SpongeBob and Lincoln surprise them, dropping their popcorn.
Barnacle Boy: Forget this brainless guy. Why are you here, Sponge and Linc?
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Uh... because we're here.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Yes. We're superheroes now.
Barnacle Boy: *facepalms* Oh, forget it, you guys are brainless. This guy can't fight evil- Ah! I said-
Mermaid Man: EVIL! *begins destroying things and even breaks the camera* EVIL! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH! EVIL, EVIL, EVIL! EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: -Evil. Why did I have to say it.
Mermaid Man: EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barnacle Boy: What do you want, anyway, Sponge?
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): *without caution, changes channel many times*
The next line he says will be extremely fast.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster) and Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): What's on TV? What's on TV? What's on TV? What's on TV? What's on T-?
Barnacle Boy: Hey, stop. We're watching the - pause for effect... *in heroic voice* THE DEEPEST HOLE IN THE EARTH, NOW WITH A STAGERRING 22 MILES DEEP! *in regular voice* It says they could finish it in *in heroic voice* TEN YEARS! 
Mr. Beat: Ten years?!
Mr. Best: Oh man!
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Wow! That's despicable!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: *in normal voice* Ah, be quiet you. It's too despicable!!!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): And we love Star Incorporated!
Mr. Beat: Uh..... Wa?
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Star-
Mr. Beat: I GET IT ALREADY! GEEZ!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Can we dig and win?!?!
Super Yellow Rectangle and Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): We're ready!
Man Ray and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: *bursts through the door*
Man Ray: Of course we can!
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): I thought we weren't friends!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: We're not enemies anymore! We're bad friends, become frenemies!
Super Yellow Rectangle: What's under the sand?
Man Ray: There is more sand, and then rock, where minerals run amok.
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: And so I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy..
Pauses.
Narrator: Will heroes and villains become friends? We'll be back after these messages.
Second title card to a complete sentence: "Explains boring things" It cut to the title card: "The Adventures of Mr. Best & Mr. Beat"
Announcer: The Adventures of Mr. Best and Mr. Beat.
Screen appears reading: "With Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy"
Announcer: With Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Mr. Best: I'm Mr. Best.
Mr. Beat: And I'm Beat.
Mr. Best and Mr. Beat: Together we fight villains.
Dr. Brain: *evil laughs* Nothing can stop me now. *evil laughs*
Mr. Beat: *offscreen* Not so fast, Dr. Brain.
Dr. Brain: Huh?!
Mr. Best: Yeah, you're going down, Dr. Brain.
Dr. Brain: Mr. Best and Mr. Beat?
Star Incorporated: Make that three.
Dr. Brain: Star Incorporated?
Mermaid Man: Four.
Dr. Brain: Mermaid Man?
Barnacle Boy: Five.
Dr. Brain: Barnacle Boy?
Mr. Best: Now, let's fight! *runs*
Screen glitches from Mr. Best to Lynn Jr.
Lynn Loud Jr: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *punches Dr. Brain*
Screen glitches back from Lynn Jr. to Mr. Best.
Dr. Brain: Ow.
Mr. Best: Together now.
Mr. Best, Mr. Beat, Star Incorporated, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: *runs to Dr. Brain*
Screen static. Screen cuts to Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Dang it, it's busted!
Barnacle Boy: OK, let's do-do-do-do-do- WHAT?
All except Barnacle Boy: YAY!!!!!!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: Will you please shut up, you old coot?! And, yes.. LET'S BEAT THEM!!
Time card reading: "A few minutes later"
French Narrator: A few minutes later...
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: OK, we have to do it here!
Man Ray: So everybody hop in...
Patrick Star (Elastic Waistband): *comes along, singing with some ice cream* Deedle-deedle lee, de- Oh hi SpongeBob. Hi Lincoln. Hi Clyde. Hi Mermaid Man Barnacle Boy. Hi Mr. Best Mr. Beat... Hi Zuckerbrot Man Ra- AHHH!!! IT'S RAY MAN! RAY MAN! *drops ice cream* Uh, I mean MERMAID BEST SpongeBob Lincoln Clyde RAY ZUCKERBROT BARNACLE BEAT MAN BOY MAN SQUAREPANTS LOUD MCBRIDE!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Um, Patrick, it's Man Ray.
Patrick Star (Elastic Waistband): Oh, sorry.
Super Yellow Rectangle, Super Red Rectangle, Lord Master Lox, Lori Loud (The High Card) and Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): *comes in*
Lori Loud (The High Card): Hi, guys!
Lord Master Lox: We're here to join your crew!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Has this guy gone cuckoo, because... um... HE'S CUCKOO!
Super Yellow Rectangle: This is regular. Sometimes he forgets to do 1+1= ... something! He'll figure it out.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): 1... 1... uh, I got it! 956,345,579,045,100,398!
Barnacle Boy: We don't have time for 956,345,579,045,100,398! We need time for action!!!!
Lori Loud (The High Card): Guys, we have to act fast! We're wasting time!
All: Yeah! *enters Zuckerbrot's digger*
Time card reading: "5 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 5 hours later...
We see the digger. After 5 seconds, we hear a THUMP!
Barnacle Boy: Rock. Accursed rock.
Mr. Best: *screams and runs around*
Mermaid Man: EVIL! ROCK IS EVIL!
Mr. Beat: Oh, so is this the episode you just say evil?
Man Ray: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Beat: Well? Man Ray?
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Huh?
Mr. Beat: DIG, YOU FOOL! DIG!
Man Ray: Oh, yeah! *pushes a dial that says "Rock"*
Patrick Star (Elastic Waistband): *stretches my body* Whee!
The motor runs, and the gang digs past the rock.
Super Yellow Rectangle: Oooh, gold. Diamond. Coal. Diamond..... EMERALD!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: SHUT UP ALREADY, YA OLD COOT!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: Oh, this is all useless!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Yeah. The audience has heard this 16 times.
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Make that 17.
Man Ray: I SAID STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
Time card reading: "24 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 24 hours later...
Soon, a phone call is heard.
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): *grabs my phone to reveal Mr. Krabs*
Mr. Krabs (Super Tightwad): SpongeBob, me boy! As much as it hurts me to do this, but... ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE FIRED! YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob SquarePants (The Quickster): Late? Late? LATE? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob is so loud that the ground shakes, and at the speed of light, they dig down a whopping-
Man Ray: WE'RE GOING ABOUT A DEADLY, STAGGERING, WHOPPING, CRAZY, UNBEL-!!!!
Mr. Beat: STOP TAKING UP ALL THE 24 MINUTES IN THIS EPISODE WITH ADJECTIVES AND TELL US!!!!!
Man Ray: 100 THOUSAND!
Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: Yeah, 100,000.
The gang all screams, including SpongeBob. Some dirt is left behind, and it all drops.
Leni Loud (The Eleven of Hearts): Look! Dirt!
Lori Loud (The High Card): No, Leni, that's not a dirt! That's a stone!
Everybody: *screams*
Lord Master Lox: WE'RE GOING FASTER!!!
Man Ray, Lord Master Lox and Evil Emperor Zuckerbrot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRACK! The gang falls into a hole full of lava.
Patrick Star: *grabs a final piece of stone before falling into the lava*
Lincoln Loud (Ace Savvy): Now what?
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): We're doomed, guys!
Mermaid Man: EVIL!
Barnacle Boy: I guess a legend has to die someday…
SpongeBob: I'll die with you!
Mermaid Man: EVIL........!
Mr. Best: HELP ME!
Patrick Star (Elastic Waistband): *lets go*
Mr. Best: *screams and falls into the lava*
Heroes and Villains: *closes our eyes*
Clyde is falling into the lava with whistling noise.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): *screams while falling to close up of my mouth*
The screen goes dark from Clyde's uvula.
Clyde McBride (One Eyed Jack): *keeps screaming, then wakes up* Uhh, what happened? 
Barnacle Boy: You were sleeping, when we got a call from the Mayor. You've been screaming so loud, a building exploded. You seemed to have a bad dream.
Super Yellow Rectangle: Don't worry, Clyde. Maybe a ride in the Invisible Boatmobile will make you feel better. Come on!
The gangs get into the invisible boatmobile, and ride off. To be continued.
=== Part 4 ===
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