Super Mario 64 Beta Build 1995/07/29

== Mariani: ==
== Meriani: ==
== The Star Statue: ==
I went through a different door this time, leading me to a long hallway and a stairway. The stairs went down to a double door at the bottom and the hall went to a door at the end of the room. I went through the smaller door and it lead me to a garden an area with a fountain with a statue in the middle. After I approached the fountain the sky turned red and the words "L is real 2401" started flashing on my screen with disturbing music then the screen went black and popped up again to show Luigi face down in the water floating lifelessly. I freaked out after that and I took the door again and ran through the hallway down the stairs and through the double door at the bottom where I proceeded to the next room.
== The Wario Apparition: ==
I saw a standard blue painting and went closer to it. Then I saw Wario's head and he said "You want fun? Wario show you fun!!" I was running from Wario and he went closer. The closer he got, the more knocking there was on the speakers. When Wario was about to eat Mario, the screen went black with Mario doing a bloodcurdling scream. Mario woke up and saw Luigi crawling. He said in Tony Rosato's voice "Come crawl with us Mario" Mario ran until he eventually saw Wario again. There were so many crawling spider Luigis everywhere. I was so traumatized by this. Wario yelled, "Luigis, attack". 16 spider Luigis were chasing me until they knocked Mario down. The screen went interruptedly black and Wario did the scariest laugh ever heard. It showed a cutscene of Wario eating Mario in one bite. Then it showed the game over but with Luigi with his depressed face. Then Luigi looked at me and said "Mario is gone forever because of Wario". Then it showed a cutscene of him sobbing for 30 seconds. Wario came up and ate him in one gulping bite. The Ultra 64 turned off and so did the TV. I sat in my room in the dark with only one lightbulb. Then the power went out. I went to my bed and went to sleep.
== Aftermath: ==
I shipped the game and console back to Nintendo on July 30th. They sent me a letter on August 2nd. They said " Dear Name withheld, we apologize for all this. The Wario head and spider Luigis and all that. We will make sure this never happens again. From, Nintendo of America." I had nightmares for two months after that. In February 1997, I got a non-scary version of the game. It was more fun now than it was in 1995. I quit the job in 2000. Now I am safe with all the games.
Mario's lonely legacy:
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