Ristar 18: A Day On The Town

Ristar 18: A Day On The Town is the 18rd game in the ristar series. the game follows bigstar as he tries to become the biggest ever in order to stop dark bigstar who is a larger version of normal dark ristar because there is no dark smallstar to make him normal size. 
== Gameplay ==
bigstar needs to grow and thus needs to eat a lot of things. the game is inspired by katamari and you get bigger the more you eat. eatable objects in the game include from small things like
* a delicious egg salad sandwich
* fire hydrants
* leaves
* ristar's dog (oops!)
* to big objects such as
* the world's largest sandwich, with chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, pickles, mayonnaise, red vinegar, salt, mustard, white pepper, lemon juice, kammoun spices and corriander
* fire… trucks!
* all foliage (dooms biosphere)
* the world's largest ristar's dog (this one was on purpose (character development))
the larger you get the smaller you fast
== Story ==
the game starts with a 2 minute ad for Dollar Shave Club before moving into a 40 minute cutscene
bigstar: i love fitting in buildings and cars. taxi!
a taxi pulls over, inside is bigstar's friend money big
money big: what a beautiful day in the taxi driver's paradise, the big apple! where too, bigstar?
bigstar: i wanna go to my local pizza oh my! What's that?
in the distance dark bigstar, who is roughly the size of rhodeIsland, is taking a big bite out of the nearest skyscraper longways
bigstar: that  building! it’s ruined! this is so awful 😢
money big: it's swimming with the fishes now there's nothing we could have done who are we against his might
bigstar; i need to do something! hey dark bigstar get over here i need to talk to you
dark bigstar: what was that? a fly? perhaps a crumb?
bigstar then grabs a megaphone
bigstar: dark bigstar you big gay brute! i'm sick of your shit and come over here to kill you!
dark bigstar: alright 
bigstar then charges up his beam but dark bigstar squashes him and big money with a single slap
bigstar: oh no! money big are you hurt
money big: bigstar you need to avenge me i've been stomped and squashed by dark bigstar's big hand squash
bigstar: i will i promise you 
money big: bigstar there's something i've always wanted to say to you
bigstar: what was that what did you want to say
money big: you need… you need to get big
bigstar: but i'm already bigger than the average small star!
money big: that won't be enough you saw what he did with just one slap imagine what he could do to the president!
bigstar: i didn't vote for him 
laugh track laughs
money big: he could take down the all the main landmarks of the world
bigstar: read my lips i didn't vote so i don't care im a felony
money big: i died while you were talking right then
bigstar: for you bog money, i become big
a training montage where bigstar prepares to eat all the things he may
bigstar: dark bigstar you killed my only friend, a damn good taxi driver. on this day you'll DIE
news reporter: hey guys i just wanted to let you know that some dark big star has slammed his hand against the president's car during a motorcade in dealey plaza in dallas we don't know if that's what killed him but he's dead ok
bigstar: the prohecy! i need to get going and cultivate mass
=== (Final cutscenes) ===
dark bigstar: i'm pissed that all these beautiful things in this world aren't dead yet
bigstar: your reign of tyranny is over!
dark bigstar: well well well if it isn't the small fry i slapped to death all those years ago
bigstar: i lived you dumb bitch and i've been planning my revenge for years it's time for your death
dark bigstar: before we fight on this day bigstar i must explain to you my back story
bigstar: yeah ok
dark bigstar: i always wanted to fit in buildings and in cars and in malls but i was always too big and that made me so angry that i decided to kill then i found out that i liked that so really everything worked out in the end
bigstar: the mall isn't that cool it's mostly clothes
dark bigstar: well i can't fit in those either so eat a dick
bigstar: i ate like 600 of those
dark bigstar: you and me bigstar we aren't so different you and i. we both want what we can't achieve. you, you want a friend who hasn't been smashed into a juice. me, i want to not be so big. we should take over this world and kill all world leaders and destroy all landmarks.
the player then gets a choice yes or no
=== The Yes Route ===
bigstar: okay yeah that sounds reasonable
dark bigstar: yeah it was the only thing we could've done let's shake on it
they shake on it and then merge into one being
bigdarkbigstar: oh wow i didn't expect this. i mean i knew something would happen but this wasn’t even it.
bigdarkbigstar: okay i'm starving for the sydney opera house let's go
this ending is ambiguous 
=== The No Route ===
bigstar: you think i would be your friend after what you did to me? join forces with my balls maybe then we’ll talk
dark bigstar: that's it you pissed me off so im gonna pissed you on!
the boss fight then happens where you need to manage spitting everything you got in the game at him while dodging his attacks and not getting so small that you can't hurt him
dark bigstar: you fool your hubers will mean you will never do the things you once could
bigstar: it's not about the things you could once do it's about doing the right things no matter what the cost
dark bigstar: more people will be like me some day perhaps there will even be a kaiser gluttny in your near future who will try to eat everything before you
bigstar: more like kaiser sluttny
dark bigstar: i've seen all universes and there was one that was already kinda like that
bigstar: i don't give a shit 
bigstar then spits a brick at dark bigstar which caves in his face 
dark bigstar: good luck i already set up bombs to blow up all world leaders and presidents and every landmark
bigstar: this ruse was a distraction! oh ye gods
dark bigstar: take these my final words: you KNOW you can’t stop the bombs and you shouldn’t even try
dark bigstar then dies
bigstar: welp it’s like my mama always said when the going gets tough the bootstraps get upf
the final level then plays where you need to eat enough in order to quickly get to around the world and then either eat the target or the bomb. from here there are two more endings
=== eat bomb - Supernova Ending ===
bigstar: i'm so full from bombs yum ooooh my stomach it's exploding
bigstar then gibs
news reporter: and that was the end of bigstar and he sacrificed himself for us but look at it this way; he sure was Big Star
bigstar: whuh… where am i?
god: bigstar because you sacrificed yourself for humanity much like my son as according to John 3:16 i have decided that you go to heaven
bigstar: but where’s dark bigstar? is he in heaven or not?
god: dark bigstar was a liar and a cheat and he killed the president and he did a lot of drugs. do you know how much weed you have to smoke when you’re the size of rhode island? you my son however did the correct amount of drugs (some) which is the second reason you went to heaven.
bigstar: all ends that well!
=== eat targets - Scapegoat Ending ===
bigstar: the bombs have detonated now but you're all safe
bigstar then spits out every object he ate into the north pole
santa: bigstar you saved chrostmas!
ebenezer scrooge: a christmas goose for everyone!
bigstar: all in a days work!
news reporter: and on that day north pole became the most popular place in the world but that was bad because that made everything hotter which meant it melted and the seas got colder which froze all the fish. bigstar is now a martyr and on the run. this is why we shouldn’t have big stars this is what i’ve been saying the whole time
bigstar: *dodging helicopter fire* wantsta speed!
== Trivia ==
* the presence of ristar’s dog as an edible item brings up the question of what universe this game takes place in, or even if the game is canon at all
* in the games files exists an unused model for bigdarksmallstar, who looks like bigdarkbigstar but he is small, which means he looks like a slightly more yellow, normal size version of dark ristar
* it is unknown if dark bigstar is actually gay; he lacks the militiantism of other versions of dark ristar, and the only reference in the game’s script is bigstar calling him gay in the first cutscene, which could just be casual bigotry
* while the game was acclaimed for its addicting and satisfying gameplay, evidence exists that the developers were under heavy crunch, which may explain the seemingly rushed nature of the script, the game’s short length of a mere six, and the presence of over one Billion bugs
* the game has a 99% on rotten tomatoes guess who gave it a 4 fucking guess
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