Suicide Is Painless

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|type=magic
|image=suicide_is_painless.jpg
|ability=Attacks by any raid member have a 1% chance to deal 1200% damage
|text=His name is whispered by peasants and kings, but never written in full. For to capture it in ink might draw his gaze, his attentions, and one's doom. Thus superstitious scribes replace letters with numbers when they tell his tale.
They say he courts death, and believes it's the secret yearning of all living things. For what soul, he asks, could be satisfied with a cage of flesh when it might drift unshackled amongst black infinities? And in his heart he wishes freedom for all things. So he kills.
Kobolds, beastmen, bandits. Even the mightiest wyrms fall to his tireless blade. The work is never-ending. So be it. His path is hard, but it will have its reward. One day death will come upon him. Until then, he'll grant glorious suicide to those who choose that fate by meeting him in battle.
He is the Su1c1der, and his story is far from over.
|obtained=Reach Lvl 5000 on Kongregate platform
|obtained2=Reach lvl 5000 on Kongregate platform
|info=Awarded to Su1c1der upon reaching lvl 5000 along with the Immortal Drake-Slayer class
*Is replaced by:
**Zoe's Eternal Slaughter on Facebook
**Melody and Massacre on Armorgames
**Mobile:Dogs of Endless War on Mobile
|reference=Commemorates Su1c1der, the first Immortal Drake Slayer (Kongregate), and is inspired by the M.A.S.H theme song.
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