Teen Titans Go!: The Movie (Transcript)

This is the Transcript of Teen Titans Go!: The Movie.
== Prologue ==
(The Movie begins with the episode Legendary Sandwich)
???: A sandwich? Really? (He switches to the episode Waffles) Oh, that is so annoying, however, it's in my head. It's my head! (Switches to the episode Boys vs. Girls) Sexist much?
(It then zooms out to show all the episodes of the show on different monitors as well as rating stats for the show's views with someone watching)
???: This show has to end...now.
(The Teen Titans Go theme then plays & the opening credits roll. After it cuts to Ed robbing the bank only to run into the Titans)
Robin: Stop right there, Ed!
Ed: Can you drive to my hideout?
Robin: Of course, Titans GO!
(An excessive fight begins & Ed is defeated & arrested)
Robin: No need to thank us, officer.
Officer: You might as well join him.
Titans: What?!
(After getting themselves out of jail, the Titans come in to question what just happened)
Robin: If we were the heroes, then why were we arrested too.
Starfire: Maybe it's because the reception we've been getting lately.
Robin: Like what?
Raven: Like this. (gives Robin the newspaper she was reading)