相反ヴァラエティ (Souhan Variety)

==Alternate Version==
==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
嘘と誠 繋げた講釈 	uso to makoto tsunageta koushaku 	Lies and truths are two connected stories
ただならぬ剣幕の偉い様達 	tada naranu kenmaku no eraisamatachi 	The big-wigs have their alarming, menacing look
色っぽく微笑む老婆 	iroppoku hohoemu rouba 	The old woman smiles voluptuously
食が細くなっていくお姫様 	shoku ga hosoku natte iku ohimesama 	The princess is eating less than usual
 	 	
誰かが残した CO2 	dareka ga nokoshita CO2 	Left behind by someone, this CO2
宴前夜がループしたギルド 	utage zen'ya ga ruupu shita girudo 	The guild looped the eve of the banquet
それっぽく馴染んだ修道士 	soreppoku najinda shuudoushi 	The monk got used to that sort of thing
そこに無い愛探す王子様 	soko ni nai ai sagasu oujisama 	The prince searches for love that’s not there
 	 	
まるでカルチェラ ハイカラとバンカラ 	marude karuchera haikara to bankara 	Just like QUARTIER-LA, it’s both stylish and scruffy
矛盾したものが成り立って 	mujun shita mono ga narita tte 	It’s made up of contradicting things
抜け出せない蟻地獄になった 	nukedasenai arijigoku ni natta 	and has become an inescapable antlion pit
 	 	
見渡せばこの世界なんて 笑えるヴァラエティ 	miwataseba kono sekai nante waraeru varaeti 	When I look around, I see that this world is such a laughable variety
畏まった常識なんて ぶち壊していけ 	kashikomatta joushiki nante buchikowashite ike 	Smash the common sense that’s so stiff to pieces
足が震えてやがんぜ 坊や！ 何とも惨めだ 	ashi ga furuete yagan ze bouya! nantomo mijime da 	Those legs of yours are shaking, kid! How utterly miserable
怖くてガタガタしてんじゃねぇぞ！ 笑ってみせろよ 	kowakute gatagata shite njanee zo! waratte misero yo	Don’t be so scared that you’ll tremble! Show me your smile!
 	 	
網膜に焼き付いたフィルム 	moumaku ni yakitsuita firumu 	The film is burned deep in my retinas
トラウマが消えない弱者達の 	torauma ga kienai jakushatachi no 	The trauma of a vulnerable person won’t go away
焦ったいほどに げに騒がし 	jirettai hodo ni ge ni sawagashi 	This night where we want to praise each other
互い讃え合いたい今夜は 	tagai tatae aitai kon'ya wa 	is truly so noisy that it makes me impatient
 	 	
カラクリ塗れの新時代 	karakuri mamire no shinjidai 	This new era is covered by nothing but machineries
嫉妬も皮肉も巻き込み堕ちてこう 	shitto mo hiniku mo makikomi ochite kou 	Let’s get swallowed up and defeated by jealousy and cynicism
さらば手を振って言えばいい 	saraba te o futte ieba ii 	You can just wave your hands and say farewell
こんな弱気な世界にグッバイ 	konna yowaki na sekai ni gubbai 	To this kind of timid world, we say goodbye
 	 	
行方カリギュラ ペテンの掌 	yukue karigyura peten no tenohira 	The caligula is in a swindler’s palm
踊らされるのも画になった 	odorasareru no mo ga ni natta 	Even (the act of) being manipulated became something picturesque
夢の中無くしたのはなんだ 	yume no naka nakushita no wa nanda 	What is it that I lost inside of my dreams?
 	 	
気が遠くなりそうなほど美しいセルフィー 	ki ga tooku narisou na hodo utsukushii serufii 	The selfies are so beautiful, enough to make me feel like I’m losing my mind
それだけで生きていけそう 強くなろうぜ 	sore dake de ikite ikesou tsuyoku narou ze 	It seems we can go on living with just that, so let’s be strong!
何を長々語ってるの！ なんも意味ねぇな 	nani o naganaga katatteru no! nan mo iminee na 	What is it you're jabbering on and on about?! Nothing important, hm?
怖くてガタガタしてんじゃねぇぞ！ 笑ってみせろよ 	kowakute gatagata shite njanee zo! waratte misero yo	Don’t be so scared that you’ll tremble! Show me your smile!
 	 	
見渡せばこの世界なんて 笑えるヴァラエティ 	miwataseba kono sekai nante waraeru varaeti 	When I look around, I see that this world is such a laughable variety
畏まった常識なんて ぶち壊していけ 	kashikomatta joushiki nante buchikowashite ike 	Smash the common sense that’s so stiff to pieces
足が震えてやがんぜ 坊や！ 何とも惨めだ 	ashi ga furuete yagan ze bouya! nantomo mijime da 	Those legs of yours are shaking, kid! How utterly miserable
怖くてガタガタしてんじゃねぇぞ！ 笑ってみせろよ 	kowakute gatagata shite njanee zo! waratte misero yo	Don’t be so scared that you’ll tremble! Show me your smile!
, corrected by Violet
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*PINK MOON (album)
==External Links==
*piapro - Lyrics
*piapro - Instrumental
Category:Album Only songs
Category:Japanese songs
Category:VOCALOID original songs
Category:Songs featuring Hatsune Miku (VOCALOID)
Category:John songs list