OVNJDGYFSIJ

OVNJDGYFSIJ is the fourth episode of The SpongeBob and Viktor Orbán Show. It was released on March 31, 2022 and was written by Zoltan40.
==Transcript==
[Lobster Productions logo; the episode starts with Orbán sitting in the Parlament drinking choccy milk.]
Orbán: Yum. This choccy milk is quite delicious.
[SpongeBob walks in.]
SpongeBob: Hey Viktor, what are you doing?
Orbán: you don’t work here why are you always here
SpongeBob: I don’t know.
Orbán: That’s great, anyway, I was just drinking some choccy milk!
SpongeBob: Yum, I like choccy milk! It was Gary’s favorite. Whenever I would get him some, he would say “Oh blimey! Choccy milk is dog’s bollocks! I am chuffed to drink it. I’m quite gobsmacked! You are a bloody ace-toff-chap-lad! I would absobloodylutely love to have more!”. I have no idea what it means, but I assume it’s good.
Orbán: Okay. I have to fill out some important documents, because the elections are coming soon!
SpongeBob: When exactly?
Orbán: On April 3rd!
SpongeBob: Oh my, it’s so soon!
Orbán: I know, right? And it’s either me, Márki-Zay Péter, or Gyurcsány!
[Gyurcsány appears.]
Gyurcsány: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?!
Orbán: Oh my God, fuck off!
Gyurcsány: Viktor, I know we aren’t friends, but I have to tell you something.
Orbán: I’m not gay.
SpongeBob: Aw.
Gyurcsány: What? I just wanted to tell you that… There’s a new opponent.
Orbán: WHAT?! WHO?!
Gyurcsány: His name is… Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc.
Orbán: That’s just a combination of our names.
Gyurcsány: No, that’s his name.
Orbán: Gyurcsány, it’s not april fools yet.
Gyurcsány: I swear he’s real!
Orbán: Oh come on, I’m not stupid.
Gyurcsány: Uh, look at this video!
[Gyurcsány grabs his phone and starts playing a YouTube video by Péter Dancsó. It begins with a Russian meme stolen from TikTok without credit.]
Dancsó: That was a very funny video, wasn’t it te$a?
[Awkward pause.]
Dancsó: I’m sure that you find it very epic, so now here’s another meme.
[Another meme stolen from TikTok without credit plays.]
Dancsó: That meme was also funny, right? Now here’s a song I found that I like:
[Chocolate Rain starts playing.]
Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate Rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate Rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate Rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate Rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate Rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate Rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate Rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate Rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate Rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate Rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate Rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate Rain
Using you to fall back down again
[Chocolate Rain stops playing.]
Dancsó: That was so funny, wasn’t it? I totally didn’t steal it! Anyway, A new politician just started politicizing, isn’t that just crazy? I’m going to play a meme for no reason.
[Yet another stolen meme from TikTok with no credit plays.]
Dancsó: That meme was funny too! Anyway, his name is Dr. Gyurcsány Viktor Ferenc. He’s also a YouTuber, so that’s epic! I’m a YouTuber too! You shouldn’t subscribe to him, because you should only be subscribed to me. But now, I’m gonna go, bye, guys!
[The video ends.]
Orbán: What.
Gyurcsány: He’s a new politician!
Orbán: That didn’t explain anything. He just played like five memes and Chocolate Rain.
Gyurcsány: Well yeah, but… Look, there’s another video!
[Another video by Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc himself starts playing.]
Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc: Ah, Hungary. The Carpathian Basin’s little miracle. It has a wonderful animal life, and the sea of ponds, the Balaton. The cities are beautiful, everything’s beautiful! Everything is here for an amazing country… but if we dive in deeper, we get a weird feeling. Something’s not right. The people are unhappy, the payment is not good, but the politicians say it’s good… Some say the new democracy is the Hungarian dictatorship. There are two sides: left and right. These two groups hate each other. There’s no inbetween, and the ones who say otherwise become rejected by society and become outcasts. The people who don’t want to be anywhere get called idiots. “Why would they want change? These two sides are perfect.” Say the politicians on FaceBook. This has to come to an end. Stop Hungarian politics. It’s time for change. My name is Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc. I’m the mayor of Iszapszentgilisztás. That town doesn’t exist, but if you help me, it can. If you vote for me. With my party: The OVNJDGYFSIJ. It stands for: Orbán Viktor Nem Jó, De Gyurcsány Ferenc Sem Igazán Jó. (Viktor Orbán isn’t good, but Ferenc Gyurcsány isn’t that good either.) We won’t lie, we will spend the money on good things, like me! See? We tell the truth! And the money that won’t get spent on me, will be given to you all! Do you want something? You can have it. If you pay for it. We don’t care about the other politicians. We don’t tell them to resign, we tell them to recite! Say it with me! Recite! Recite! Recite! And if they ask “Recite what?”, tell them “Chicken ass, that’s what!”. So, I think it’s obvious who you should vote for. Us, OVNJDGYFSIJ!
[The video ends.]
SpongeBob: Um, Gyurcsány, I think this is a joke video.
Orbán: Yeah, it is.
Gyurcsány: IT’S NOT A JOKE VIDEO IT IS VERY REAL!
Orbán: I think you are [BLEEP].
SpongeBob: Woah, Viktor, that’s a slur.
Orbán: Oh, sorry.
Gyurcsány: IT’S VERY SERIOUS! HE WILL WIN! He will win. There’s no point in this. I’m leaving. No, I just can’t… Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc is… He will win. He’s just so perfect. Goodbye.
[Gyurcsány leaves.]
SpongeBob: He took that really seriously.
Orbán: He did. I’m gonna go outside and check on him.
SpongeBob: Bye, Viktor!
Orbán: Are-are you just gonna stay here?
SpongeBob: Uh yeah…
Orbán: You are weird.
SpongeBob: Uh yeah…
[Cut to Péter Jakab walking on the road. Suddenly, Mr. Zsidó runs up to him.]
Mr. Zsidó: YOU!
Péter: What?
Mr. Zsidó: YOU ARE A NEO-NAZI!
Péter: No I’m not.
Mr. Zsidó: THEN WHY DID YOU BUILD THAT MIKLÓS HORTHY STATUE?! 
Péter: It was an accident.
Mr. Zsidó: HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUILD A STATUE?!
Péter: Yes.
Mr. Zsidó: What?
Péter: Yes.
Mr. Zsidó: You are getting canceled.
Péter: No.
Mr. Zsidó: Yes.
Péter: Well I can’t argue with that.
[The camera pans over to Orbán.]
Orbán: Oh my! I can’t believe it! Gyurcsány basically left, and Péter Jakab is getting canceled! This is amazing! Now only Péter Márki-Zay is gonna be a challenge… This is amazing! I gotta tell SpongeBob!
[Orbán runs back into the Parlament, and Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc appears.]
Dr. Gyurbán Viktor Ferenc: Oh, Orbán, Márki-Zay is nothing compared to me…
[Credits roll.]
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