Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya is a dumb anime girl who is the titular character of the The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya series. She initially appears in The Egotist Show as an ally.
==Personality==
This dumb bitch is insanely eccentric, headstrong and bright. She is very cheery in The Egotist Show, as she always smiles. She is an avid conspiracy theorist has strange beliefs in the paranormal, specifically aliens, time travelers and espers. She is also a massive supporter of Alex Jones, and supports his claims that school shootings are performed by "crisis actors".
==Powers and Abilities==
She is a decent fighter, and she almost only relies on her physical prowess to fight off opposition.
She seems to have great potential; when she gets very upset, she unwillingly calls forth giants made of pure anime energy, which are quite dangerous, enough to stop the quarrel in Frollo Flips Off a Gothic Stalker to turn their attention to them instead.
As shown within the Wilfmension, this broad can summon the giants and control them via a gauntlet in her hand, she can also combine their fists into a giant one strong enough to smash an entire cinema screen. When she’s extremely upset (especially when she's having her period), she can also spawn and control their movements.
Following her initiation into Ronald McDonald's brain-dead club, we can likely assume that she at least carries many of the same reality bending powers that entailed Gaston before her. 
==Appearance==
This bitch's appearance is typical of your generic anime girl. She wears her school uniform which has a white and blue color scheme with a red ribbon in front. She has short brown hair and a golden hair band. She has brown eyes and brown shoes. 
==Relationships==
===Jaime Maussan===
This dumb anime girl is Jaime's partner, where they both try to find footage of real aliens. She is very close to Jaime, even to the point where she took his death very seriously, despite her cheery attitude. They are also prone to heavily drinking together.
She did not take his death well.
=== Adal Ramones ===
Animu bitch and Adal are good friends, and they worked together more in Frollo Almost Finally Does It (due to Jaime's death). When she appeared to have been killed, Adal screamed in grief, in denial that his favorite anime girl died, while everyone else celebrated in delight.
=== Marco Antonio Regil ===
Even after becoming on the same team, she presumably still hates Marco for being responsible for Jaime's death.
=== Ronald McDonald ===
After tormenting her, Donald frees the anime bitch from Wilford and allows her to join his brain-dead "club" at the cost of destroying The Egotist Show's cartridge. The fucking bitch does this, saying that he told her she'd "see all her friends in the next one".
== Trivia ==
* Like a majority of characters in The Egotist Show, she is also a fighter in Autistic Brawlers.
* Chin the Chimpanzee revealed in an ask.fm post that this dumb anime girl was originally planned to ditch everyone in Friends Story, even Adal, in the Wilfmension because she couldn't stand Marco.
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