Our Solar System

Our Solar system is a star system 70 lightyears from the UnWorld. It has a variety of unique worlds and home to many people. The nearest system to this place is Your Solar System. 
== Objects ==
=== The San ===
The San is a star like the Sun, just slightly older. Its temperature is 5,525°C, the size is slightly larger than the sun, and its mass is similar. It is 6 billion years old.
=== Mocery ===
This little planet symbolizes Metalworking and Mockery. Its surface is cratered like The Moon's. The planet is gray and it is roughly the same size as the moon. While this may seem like a pretty dull planet, deep under the surface is large deposits of mercury, iron and diamonds. As a result there are OVAH 9000 mines that excavate the insides of the planet. 
=== Siuuuuuuuland ===
A Venus like planet that symbolizes Stardom, Cristiano Ronaldo, Junko Enoshima and Mettaton. It is a planet with a toxic atmosphere and it is 600°C there but a recent study shows that the planet has traces of carbon in its atmosphere, the building block of life, so this planet may have been habitable in the past but over time the San got hotter, causing its atmosphere to become T H I C C E R, and a new study shows that there is life in the form of bacteria has been found in the upper atmosphere. 
=== Our Earth ===
More commonly known as Our UnWorld, it bears striking resemblance to the real UnWorld. It symbolizes life and stupidly just like Earth. It has 6 continents, Norde Turmerica, Sude Turmerica, New Nowhere, Asshole, Yo Mama's land, and the Oculus Land down under. At its South Pole lies the islands of Goiky, and this is where BFDI takes place. We are living in Our Earth right now! 
=== Reedskin ===
A planet half the size of the UnWorld, it represents Native UnAmericans, UnAmerica, and McDonald’s. It is pretty much a boring place but there are plans to terraform it. It was originally known as Redskin, however it offended Native UnAmericans because it was a derogatory term to them and they wanted it to change its name to that cryptic name - 1304 UDCe1. Its race the Re(e)dskins are constantly at war with its neighbor Our Earth. 
=== The Small Rocks ===
A asteroid belt like that of the Solar System. There are over 9,000 thousand (9,000,000) asteroids in there, along with a few dwarf planet candidates.
=== Giygas's Refuge ===
A blood red gas Giant like Jupiter, symbolizing strength Masculinity, giygas and T H I C C N E S S. It is made up of gasses similar to Jupiter with traces of argon, only that it’s 70 times more and twice the size. The planet should be smaller because gravity on planets of similar mass would compress it to the same size as Jupiter, but we don’t know why it is big. Strangely, despite being the same distance as Saturn is to the sun (10 AU), it is colder at -220 C, whereas Saturn is about -190 C. This is due to its extreme axial tilt, caused by a planetary collision in its past. As its name suggests, Giygas likes to go here. Some people say its a brown dwarf aka failed star but those guys are just n00bs. 
=== Shiturn ===
A planet the same size as Saturn, this is where giygas goes sometimes. It symbolizes glamour and mettaton. It is one of two planets, the other being Siuuuuuuuuland. Unlike Siuuuuuland it way colder than Siuuuuuuuuuuland. It is where battles occur in Our Solar system. It is 14.5 AU from the San.
=== UR ANIS ===
A planet slightly smaller than neptune at 3.5x the UnWorld's radius. It is a lot like Uranus. It symbols poop, skibidi toilets and the Alliance. This was where Tinky Winky was sent to after it was learned that he was the second Vesper. Good thing it has some sort of shield in front of it to keep Tinky winky from escaping the planet and going on to terrorize the rest of Our Solar System. 
=== JOE MAMA!!!!!!!!! ===
A gas giant slightly larger than Neptune. It represents death and femininty. It is 35 Au from the San. It is known for its purple skies but this planet has hypersonic winds that can be deadly, so this is the reason spaceship tickets to this place are so expensive. The only known settlement is a Bubblehab city holding the entirety of the planet's 500,000 residents. Still this city is pretty much advanced. Surrounding it is artificial ring system that did not exist when the travel poster at the top of this page was published. 
=== The Creeper Belt ===
The region filled with trillions of comets and ice bodies's name does not come from that the fact that it has creepers. It actually comes from a misinterpretation of the way how spanish speakers pronounce Kuiper Belt, that is Kweeper Belt. It has 5 dwarf planets, Esso, Speedway, Shell, OVAH 9000, and Titty Witty.
=== Planet XEgoul ===
A ice giant rumored to orbit beyond the Creeper belt on a highly elliptical orbit similar to that of a comet's, coming as close as 60 AU and going as far as OVAH 9000 AU. if it is to exist it's presence would explain why the orbits of the dwarf planets and other objects like comets known as the trans Jomamian objects (TJOs) are so messed up and eliptical and it would explain the 50000 year extinction cycle on Our Earth. It is pronouced planet Ex-Eagle, a mispelling of Exegol from a long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
== Trivia ==
* You live on Our Earth!
* We live in Our Solar System!
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