Tomahawk James (Tom and Jerry Triple Feature)

A triple feature that contains mistranslations of Tom and Jerry Lost Cartoon, Tom and Jerry VHS, and Tom and Jerry: Suffering. Enjoy!
== Story 1: Tom Janky Cartoon ==
Czechoslovak director Janes Deitch's Thirteen Tweezers and the Coat of Arms shorts are known for their villainous characters and disturbing scenes, bad sound effects, and very realistic fun and mayhem.
Others thought that the Dutch didn't like the idea of the Toad and the Yankees, that they weren't motivated to do it, and that they shouldn't be happy because the Witnesses were interested in the idea.
Most people don't know that Datch is actually registered to make more than three parts available to the public. Eager to get out of the contract, Shiva asks for more rum and cherries.
The name of the murders is "Derba Sereh Moran". Continue to Top's house. She had a fat, angry man wearing different shorts. The owner of the ring looked more worried than the others. The first scene where the dog is lying next to the cellar door and Thor's tail hits the dog is very real and painful.
The owner of the cow shouted and told him not to go down. He obviously got scared and ran into another room. Our scene stops in a room with a basement door and we see a monk emerge from a mouse hole. It looks really amazing, much more modeled than other Deitch shorts. He gives you an evil look and follows Grom into the next room.
The next few minutes are more formal. Berry Thum was shot three times, bled profusely and had a broken and bruised leg.
Tommy then directly tells Cherie not to hurt him; He doesn’t talk much, he cries and talks and you can physically see what he’s doing. Xena smiled at him and pulled him back to the basement door.
The owner took the mother and went ballistic. The camera zooms in on her face. I can't post much of what he says here, but he sure is angry and furious.
But it looks like Cheryl has decided to regret the beef. Gary picked up the knife lying on the ground and stabbed the owner in the leg.
When Tom opened the cellar door, his master's body was taken upstairs. There are more corpses on the floor, decomposed and showing signs of violent death. While Fromm and Kelly are shaking hands, a serial killer appears and attacks...
“Don’t take my word for it!”
Jeremiah met Thomas, killed him, and threw his body into the tomb. In the last photo, Jane Mouse is smiling as she hangs a "For Sale" sign in her backyard, clearly planning to sell it again.
== Story 2: VHS of Tomas and Jumo ==
I want to say that I loved Forest and Harry as a child. But when I was in school, the station broadcast only during the day. I asked my mother several times about the program, but she rejected my offer because it was violent.
Over time, our house seems to be dilapidated. Lots of clothes and junk. Finally, my mother decided to clean the house and ask me for help. We went through many rooms. But it's full of junk. Only one room left. This is the media room. While I clear her desk, I try to organize my wardrobe. I was still in my underwear when the wooden trunk came out.
I opened the box and a bunch of Vensi tape came out. The collection contains many great films, from the classic Dickie to the Messiah trilogy Gone with the Wind. I kept looking through the collections until I found something unexpected: a copy of Boom and Jackie's 15th anniversary album! Surprisingly, the copy with the plastic bag was not opened in the original way.
I asked my mom, "Hey, where are you from?" I think you bought it.
At that moment, her mother's face was filled with surprise and she screamed. He explained that it was a present from my grandmother for my seventh birthday. I asked why I didn't get this gift?
And my mother explained that my house was broken into the day before my grandmother's birthday. He said two thieves entered the house and started taking his things. Her aunt woke up to see two men with cloths over their heads.
People rushed to him and beat him with their minds. His face was covered in blood and bruises and his eyes were black.
Some said he pulled the locks. He knocked people down and hit them on the head with an axe. The next morning, his mother saw his brother and called the police. While he waited, he looked around the house for signs. Wrapped gifts on the dining table. This sign means the offer is mine. It really is a cat and mouse business these days. My mother hid it from me until I found out.
The story scares me, but I'm happy to see a cartoon that I've loved for a long time! I kept cleaning it and finally it was done. When I was about fifteen or two years old, my mother went to see the man who is now my father.
I know he sleeps through the night and as an only child I don't have time. I played the ancestors in my box for a while, but quickly tired. Then I remembered the new release of Bum and Terry. I opened the package and took the strap from the case. The tape is in excellent condition with original and updated labels.
I put the tape on and the danger of beef is usually dead. I watched the first episode on tape and the memories flooded back. I haven't watched this show much since I was a kid and the network stopped airing it a while ago.
The video runs smoothly and the black screen disappears halfway through the second sentence. A new title card will then appear. "Make a French mistake" gray background with guillotine shadow and red text.
Because of my family's French heritage, I thought it was funny, so I kept watching. Guam, Jeannie and Nigel were some of the Musketeers' regulars.
As a result, the king is tasked with muffling the noise so that he can sleep. Fling said if Kom woke him up he would be killed. Kitty bowed and the man fell asleep. The episode continues as usual, but something is wrong. I rewind the tape and take a closer look. Which I found very uncomfortable.
The violence was more detailed and bloodier than I remembered. For example, there was a time when Bohm used a knife to prevent Ferry from escaping by stabbing him in the thigh. Instead of holding it in place, the knife cut the rat's tail and it began to bleed.
It wasn't very good, but the signs disappeared when Merry ran away. With the next injection, her vagina returned to normal. Such things happened several times: Gwab's tail was cut off, Toltu's eyes were popped out with a cork, and even Gob was split in half, revealing his guts and a picture of his insides. At the end of the episode, the prince wakes up and Tomahawk takes off.
The next photo showed Cherry and her husband walking down an old French street, eating sausages and cheese while the crowd sang along. The camera pans to Harry's point of view as he looks at the guillotine above. A friend of mine told me that most of the time you see a knife fall and hear it hit the wood and then cut the mouse.
But this time the knife did not cut. Instead, Dom is shot and led to the guillotine by two guards and the king. The crowd chanted "Kill" and "We want blood" incessantly. Mantras etc. etc. Then I saw the angry man physically struggling with the guards, hitting one of them on the knee. The crowd started chanting "It's over". Do it now! Ancient assassins and two masked men appear.
They fled to Rong and left him. When examined, Poma had blood and scratches on her face and her hair had been cut. After a heavy blow, Homa stands on the guillotine and quickly decapitates him. His body is visible in the basket except for his head.
My throat was actually bleeding; It started strong and started flowing down my throat. Another bullet almost hit a bloody cat. His eyes zoomed in front of the camera for a few seconds, but stopped. Tir turns to Eli and according to this episode, Newall says "poor cat" and goes to eat with Beri.
The bullet flew into the parachute which was now covered in blood. Toms took the ghost out of the basket. The image was white and the cat's eyes were blank and unblinking as far as I could see. The ghost appeared out of frame and stopped for a moment.
The stop lasted a few seconds and was now playing out elsewhere as Bob had gone to heaven. He was still white and his eyes were still empty. He cuts Comet trying to sneak past a ticket collector. The ticket collector catches on and calls him out on the horrible thing he did to Gerry. Ticket collector Tum says to Jay that if Jee doesn't forgive I will go to hell. The ticket collector's voice was very loud and devilish. The ticket office said I was going to hell. Just that sound made me laugh.
Then the tape went black and I heard that Tom could have asked Gary for forgiveness, but he was awake. Then I heard the bell ring, and then the devil's billet said: "Sorry, crazy cat." In the last shot, Tomag falls into the lake.
He was still pink, but this time his eyes were red and without pupils. Finally, the cat fell into the pot and cried and was slapped on the back. The devil (a pointed bull with horns) began to laugh, but his first laugh deepened and disappeared. Bliss pushes Sama into the pot with a pitchfork.
Instead of pushing, the fork closes the cut and all the fork holes are exposed. His skin appeared to be gradually burning and shrinking, showing a good atrophy of the underlying muscles and tendons. I returned the tape and saw that the show started at eleven o'clock.
I have to stop this video for now. I quickly took the tape and put it in the box. Place the box on the desk in the newsroom. I had trouble sleeping that night, so I stayed up all night playing Ley Ley Legends, hoping to take my mind off the chaos of my childhood! At three o'clock in the morning I tried to sleep again, and I succeeded. One day I decided to find a tape to finish the film out of curiosity.
I looked around the office and press room, but couldn't find it. I know her mother gave me that box with the stuff in the windmill. She sold for a good whip. Sad to have lost such a rare shot. Fortunately, I was able to enjoy video games and work on school projects without having nightmares. But for about 20 months, my sleep was severely disturbed.
I was so tired that my grades went down. I don't usually get upset, but I was very upset and surprised at how similar Tammy's death was to that of her aunt. The fact that this episode took place in France did not help erase the memory. I can still picture the poor dead dog in my head and it hurts so much. My mom doesn't believe me, but I'm still looking for the tape. My mother would be horrified if I received it.
== Story 3: Thomas Suffers ==
The Tube and Jack Off is a popular cartoon series featuring Moon; Most people have probably heard of the play Toy and Jackie.
I’ve seen every cartoon I can think of, which is something a lot of people haven’t heard of, but there’s one episode I haven’t seen yet, which is the part that’s not finished yet.
You may be thinking, "How should I approach this part?"
The answer is pretty simple, my sister said she saw it on a piracy site on the internet or something (piracy is illegal and forbidden, but can you control your relationship behavior?).
This story was told to me by my sister and of course you can take what you want from it...it can be fiction or the truth...as much as possible. Raise your eyebrows slightly; Of course I told my friends this story.
My sister said she started her day sitting at the computer. His friend sent him a hacked version of the Turtle and Jam series called The Boss Always. My sister was fascinated by it and played with it, thinking it might be a language.
Instead of a lie, he found the traditional prologue cut on a red screen: the words "The End of Suffering" were in bold.
The screen cuts to Tobe sitting alone in a cage watching disease and theft. He was silent for a moment before standing and walking slowly towards the nearby wall.
After Tom the Dog stares at the mouse hole in the wall for several minutes, the camera zooms in on the mouse hole, revealing the Yankee lying on the "bed" of his little wrestling box. The camera closes its eyes and zooms in on the sleeping rat.
Jeff's skin was paler than usual and everything was calm. Quite the opposite of the usual cartoon chaos.
The camera zooms out to show Tan standing outside the mouse hole; the dog suddenly comes over, howls loudly, falls, and hits the wall several times.
The camera turns to Carrie, still lying on a small bed of gunpowder; outside, drums beat on the wall, and Judas is speechless.
The image turns black and a message appears:
"Life is short, friends finally get to know each other...yearly fights are over...fewer fights...unnecessary pain...it's too late...your chance." You are you.....
My uncle said it was the end and felt a sense of despair that would never end. It hurts today, as if someone or something understood what this meant.
I asked my uncle to show me, but he said he didn't want to meditate, so I refused.
I was a little hesitant at first... but now that I look back, I don't think I wanted to tell you what was going on...
I'll leave the rest to you.
Category:Pastas
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