Clumsy Smurf

==Clusmy Smorf==
Clumsy Smorf is the dumbest smorf. He has exactly one braincell, but he wastes it by spending his time with Brainy. He collects rocks.
 His accent is either “hillbilly who fucked his cousin” or “smooth country lovin’ romantic” and nobody can decide which.
==Harem Anime==
Despite being stupid as all fuck Clumsy has many smorfs and non-smorfs who want to smooch him. Mostly Brainy, the show says theyre best friends but they had a love confession theyre gay. Theyre gay okay. They probably kiss all the time.
There’s also Smorfette who kisses him more than she kisses the rest of the smorfs and considers him to marry for about .5 seconds longer than she does the other smorfs. Brainy narrates the daydream Smorfette has about marrying Clumsy, because they’re so gay you can’t get one without the other.
Then there’s Pansy the Pussywillow Pixie who kissed him and she doesnt show up much but she was clearly intended to be his love interest. And then theres Nobody Smorf.
Clumsy, like your average harem anime protagonist, has no clue of the other smorfs and their feelings for him.
==Trivia==
Can’t fucking read