Sexy Witch Lady

The Sexy Witch Lady is a major character who appears in: Adventures of Carlos Derailing, and Shadows of Visvara.
An enigmatic woman who desires rocks and has relations with old ones.
==Synopsis==
===Adventures of Carlos Derailing - Chapter 1: A Fat Woman===
She disguised herself as an incredibly fat woman on a bench in the village of Pasgo, hoping to acquire the rock with a sombrero that was there and the final ingredients for her spell, but she was then approached by Carlos Derailing, who tried to woo her into coitus, but he failed and was sent on a mission to get her "groceries", unaware that they were actually ingredients to summon the old one, Godzilla. Carlos eventually returned with the ingredient and gave her all the stuff she wanted, but she revealed her identity and pulled a cauldron from under her dress, which she was using to appear fat. She quickly put all the ingredients in, except for the rock, which she just seemed to want, then stirred it together and with a large puff of purple smoke, Godzilla appeared, but he was only 5'8". Carlos wasn't exactly up for being under Godzilla's tyranny, so they agreed to have a boxing match that Friday, giving him 5 days to prepare. If Carlos won the boxing match, Godzilla would go to space for 1000 years, then come back, and he'd get to shag the sexy witch lady.
===Adventures of Carlos Derailing - Chapter 2: Fight of the Millenium===
Friday had arrived and Carlos Derailing had been training the full week in preparation for this event. He stood opposite his opponent, Godzilla, in the ring, with Jessica beside him, supporting him, but the witch from the other day stood beside Godzilla. The first bell rung and the fight was fierce with blows being exchanged violently, but Carlos somehow managed to down Godzilla for the count, but he was saved by the bell in a nick of time, only for him to stumble over his own tail in the second round, causing Carlos to come out as the victor. Having lost and being a man of his word, Godzilla jumped into outer-space, where he would not return for 1000 years. The sexy witch lady then came up to Carlos in the ring and they had rough sexual intercourse right there and Jessica got involved too.
===Shadows of Visvara - Chapter 23: The Eastern Floodgate===
She traversed the cold regions of North Visvara alone and saw a beast of a half-orc burn an entire village to the ground. She approached him and whispered in his ear, "do you want a rock?" He said yes and she gave him her rock with a sombrero and told him about how she was given it by a good man called Carlos Derailing. The half-orc told her that she knew this man and agreed with her, then he asked her for sun cream, so she gave him some of the standard witch's sun cream they all carry. He began eating it whole and it began fusing with the poison in his body, curing him and making him insanely powerful. She then instructed him to find a man called Davril, who had been taking the other rocks before she could get to them and ordered the half-orc to kill him and retrieve them all for her, he simply responded, "yes, my mistress."
==Relationships==
===Allies===
*Carlos Derailing She tricked him into getting ingredients to summon Godzilla, but after beating him in an official boxing match, they shagged.
*Godzilla She gathered appropriate ingredients to summon him, then supported him in his boxing match with Carlos.
*Brugur Oradall Borudash She gave him a rock with a sombrero hat and her enchanted sun cream, which allowed him to defeat the poison and become even more powerful. She then instructed him to find and kill Davril and return to her all of his rocks.
=== Enemies ===
* Davril Although she's never met him, she's aware that he's collecting the rocks and is acquiring them before she can get to them.
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