Episode 5: The Telephone Is Bleeding

=== Cast ===
Ed Larson, Ben Kissel, Kevin Barnett, Holden McNeely, Jackie Zebrowski, Marcus Parks
=== Guests ===
Henry Zebrowski.
=== News Stories ===
Scientists found a 56ft long beast of a whale. 
No other stories. They just bullshit about a lot. At the end of this episode they call the guy that teaches stand up via one on one sessions.
=== Memorable Quotes ===
=== Memorable Mentions ===
Kevin discusses the Loch Ness Monster. 
Holden says hello to Isadora. 
Holden fucked his mattress when he was first figuring things out.
Sexy Russian spies.
=== Memorable Stories ===
Marcus talks about the two times he gets date raped and losing his virginity to a girl on her period.
=== Segment ===