Annoying Orange: The Onion Ring/Transcript

-(Kevin) Okay, so the squirrel's looking at me and he says,
"Nuts? Ha-ha-ha! Buddy, you're insane, you're insane!"
Man: (laughing)
Man: No, true story, true story, but um--That's-- that's not why we're here tonight. You guys hear about this video? It's, uh, pretty scary stuff.
Man: Wait, is that the one where the guy sniffs gorilla glue?
Woman: No-no-no, it's the one where the girl kills all those eggs.
Man: No-no-no, it's the one where the guy does taxes with his cat, right?
Man: No... no, this is a different kind of video, okay? You watch this video and then you get phone call from a guy and there's a voice on the other end and he tells you something and then, seven days later, something bad happens to you.
-(all) Whoa!
Man: So...
You guys wanna watch it?
Man: Yeah.
(static buzzing eerily)
Orange: (sighs) I'm hungry.
(chewing noisily)
Hey, it's see-food! (laughs)
(dog barking)
♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la, la... ♪
(groans, coughing)
(oranges laughing)
Onion Ring: (screams)
(Orange laughs)
Man: Well, that sucked.
(laughter)
(phone ringing)
(beep)
man: Hello?
(Orange laughs)
Hello.
-(Orange) Seven days. (laughs)
man: What happens in seven days?
-(Orange) You're an onion ring.
(laughs eerily)
(dial tone)
Man: Who was that? What did they say?
Man: I think he just called me... An onion ring.
(Seven Days later)
Man: And then the squirrel says, "Nuts? Buddy, you are insane!" Yeah-ha-ha-ha, oh... Oh, God. I love that joke.
Man: Dude, seriously? You know what time it is, right?
Man: Ooh...
Time for a, uh, 'nother video?
Woman: It's been exactly seven days.
Man: Exactly.
Woman: Don't you remember the phone call?
Man: Oh, yeah...
Ah, I wouldn't worry about that.
Not a big... thing.
(dog snorting)
Woman: Oh, my God!
Man: Guys, easy. It's just my dog, Big Papi.
Man: Uh, Bobby, why is your dog eating an onion?
Man: 'Cause I'm out of cantaloupe. This guy serious?
(Orange laughs)
Woman: What was that?
(static buzzing)
Man: All right, who's got the remote?
Orange: Hey! (laughs)
Man: Oh, my God.
Orange: (laughing creepily)
You guys don't mind if I drop in, do ya?
(all scream)
Hey! Hey, onion rings!
Hey! Hey, onion rings! Hey!
Onion rings? Hey!
Hey, onion rings!
-(all) What?
-Which one of you is the ringleader?
(laughs, onion rings groan)
Oh, you're not laughing.
Onion Ring: Well, this sucks.
Onion Ring: Hey Orange,
Why don't you just stop saying stupid puns and change us back?
Orange: Because... I like having you a-round.
(laughs, onion rings groan)
Hey, hey onion rings!
Onion Ring: What?
Orange: Pitbull.
(all scream)
Captioned by SpongeSebastian
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