Edward SquarePants

Edward Gerald Killemall SquarePants is an older brother of SpongeBob SquarePants.
== Biography ==
He was born on October 9th, 1976 to Margaret and Harold SquarePants.
When his younger brother SpongeBob was born, Ed promises himself to protect SpongeBob from every danger. Eventually, when SpongeBob became good friends with Patrick Star, they both started to annoy him very much.
During that time, he became a criminal, murdering fish and hiding them elsewhere. He also befriended Mrs. Puff while doing so, with them both becoming partners in crime.
When he was a teenager, he became friends with Squidward Tentacles. When he graduated from university, he became a waiter in Krusty Krab, where he eventually got fired from after teasing customers.
Shortly before that, he rented an apartment in town, living there until moving in SpongeBob's pineapple.
Edward also found his murder habits useful, bringing fish corpses to Plankton so he can make chum.
At some point of time, he, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and Plankton travelled on surface to retrieve the Krabby Patty formula using superhero alter-egos. He, however, became an anti-hero named Eddie Grouper.
== Personality ==
Edward is a very cruel, sadistic, ignorant, selfish and paranoid sponge. He has many diseases, mainly mental ones, which is a result of SpongeBob being a bother in town. His diseases include:
*Schizophrenia: He hears SpongeBob's crazy laugh when he is not even around.
*Multiple personality disorder: He has a split-persona, which is apparently his younger self, as shown in Sponge on the Run.
*Homicidomania: He is a mass murderer, secretly killing multiple people in Bikini Bottom (thus reducing its population as shown in the series).
== Abilities and talents ==
*Intelligence: He is one of the intelligent residents of Bikini Bottom, displaying his intellect in high school. However, now he rarely uses it, due to him only thinking about killing SpongeBob.
*Singing: He has a fantastic singing voice, which he never used until Sponge on the Run.
*Piano playing: He can play piano very well in "The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom".
*Knowledge of weapons: He knows many kinds of weapons, especially knives.
== Characters relationship ==
=== SpongeBob SquarePants ===
Just like his friend Squidward, Ed hates his brother and even tried to murder him many times.
=== Patrick Star ===
Edward also hates Patrick as well as Squidward.
=== Sandy Cheeks ===
They both usually don't mind each other's company.
=== Eugene Krabs ===
Mr. Krabs was Edward's boss before he got fired. Edward disliked Krabs for not paying him much.
=== Sheldon Plankton ===
They both get along very well, due to having a similar maniacal personality.
=== Squidward Tentacles ===
He met Squidward when he was in school. They were good friends and never argued until SpongeBob came in their life.
=== Mrs. Puff ===
They both were criminals, thus getting along well.
=== Gary the Snail ===
They both usually don't mind each other's company.
=== Pearl Krabs ===
Mr. Krabs once hired Edward as her math teacher when he noticed his talents.
=== BlackJack ===
They both get along really well, as Edward helped BlackJack break out of prison.
=== Bikini Bottomites ===
Most of the citizens are afraid of him due to his maniacal behavior.
== Trivia ==
* He had black thick Elvis Presley-like hair, until it was sucked with a reef blower by SpongeBob. Most people suggested it's a wig, until it was confirmed it was his real hair. The reason they came off quickly is because of him being too nervous. It was also further revealed that his hair are completely gray (which is also due to his anger), but Edward hides this by using dye on his hair.
** In the third movie, Edward had grayish-red hair as young adult.
* He has a very large brain, that is impossible to hide back if revealed.
* He was born on Leif Erikson Day, as well as Squidward.
* Unlike Squidward, Edward is immune for many things, like SpongeBob's thumbs, moldy patties, Plankton's idiot sauce and Plankrab's handshakes.
* If a gap is created in his teeth, he will become much like SpongeBob, happy and childish, while others just whistle.
* He turns unconcious instantly when out of water, because of bad health and broken nervous system.
* He is afraid of fishermen at some sort, he even asks SpongeBob if Sandy is send by fishermen to kill them after they first met. This is because his grandfather was captured by fishermen at his very eyes.
* His middle name is Killemall (kill them all), which shows his evil nature. His parents gave him Gerald as middle name, but he changed it.
* He has two driving licences, one of which has his normal picture signatured "Ed.", and another one with creepy face signtured "I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!", once again showing his evil nature.
* He can't sing without his Singatron-2999, which he puts in his throat. He also never sung on stage.
** During his first performance, he wondered what a microphone is despite using it many times. It's mostly due to the show's unstable continuity.
* He, like many other characters on the show, breaks the fourth wall by talking to the viewers. He, however, calls fourth-wall breaking one of his "mental illnesses".
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