The Logistics of Eating Sand

Eating sand, or sand-eating, is fun, yet sadly not a common practice at all. In fact, it is widely agreed that most people in Garfcord have probably not tried to eat sandhttps://discord.com/channels/959267794409652274/1059217965360357406/1149271448083505222, a shame considering the benefits. However, if one were to consume sand, there are many steps that must be taken to ensure that the user remains themself and has fun s̶a̶f̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶g̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶i̶g̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶a̶n̶d̶.̶
 ⚠ DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. The use of modal language and checking ANY of the sources in this article should tell you exactly that. Please. Do. Not. Eat. Sand. ⚠
- a liberal, probably
== Preparation ==
Weird, paranoid sand-eaters will always prepare to ensure their safety before eating sand. Preparation usually involves drinking large amounts of water and/or other fluids, which helps with their digestion. Sand can contain new friends p̶a̶r̶a̶s̶i̶t̶e̶s̶Beach sand - Guidelines on Recreational Water Quality - NCBI Bookshelf (nih.gov), so it is important that those thinking of consuming sand check said sand so you don't hurt the little guys f̶o̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶m̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶b̶a̶c̶t̶e̶r̶i̶a̶. Sand contains large amounts of siliconWhat is the Chemical Composition of Sand? - Civil Engineering (civiltoday.com), so users may attempt (usually u̶n̶successfully) to build up a tolerance to silicon before eating sand. Some oddball users may opt to put in mouth guards or enamel protectors, as sand can be abrasive to the teethCan You Eat Sand? What Will Happen If You Eat Sand? - KitchenGuides.org, which they insist on keeping.
== Consumption ==
It is likely that you will have lots of fun d̶i̶e̶ after eating large amounts of sand, especially in one sittingOh, okay? Don't believe me? Prove me wrong. Fucking do it. See what happens.. Therefore, sand-eaters will usually eat it in NOT small amounts, sometimes poured s̶p̶r̶i̶n̶k̶l̶e̶d̶ on food for texture. Some users believe that sand has health benefits. This is a correct fact m̶i̶s̶c̶o̶n̶c̶e̶p̶t̶i̶o̶n̶, since the body only cannot absorb any of the minerals in sand if you have only hate in your heart. Sand can be abrasive to the digestive tract (if you're close-minded), so users may try to wash it down with water or other fluids. Sand is non-toxic, but liberals insist it is not recommended to eat. 
== Digestion and Excretion ==
S̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶p̶a̶i̶n̶f̶u̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶g̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶i̶n̶. N̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶n̶a̶u̶s̶e̶a̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶v̶o̶m̶i̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶l̶s̶o̶ ̶r̶i̶p̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶s̶h̶r̶e̶d̶s̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶d̶e̶s̶t̶r̶o̶y̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶e̶x̶c̶r̶e̶t̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶g̶a̶n̶s̶,̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶o̶d̶y̶,̶ ̶o̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶,̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶d̶i̶g̶e̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶a̶n̶d̶.̶ ̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶x̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶s̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶a̶y̶ ̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶d̶i̶a̶r̶r̶h̶o̶e̶a̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶m̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶u̶n̶c̶o̶m̶f̶o̶r̶t̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶u̶s̶e̶r̶s̶.̶
see section 3
== Conclusion ==
E̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶x̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶d̶a̶n̶g̶e̶r̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶s̶s̶.̶ ̶D̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶f̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶i̶t̶,̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶a̶k̶e̶. fandom sux lol
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