Selena

Selena is Earl's ex-girlfriend. She liked the fact that he was tall and was able to tolerate his politrickal views. Jonas thought she was a ginger. She was infected with Earlphilia on more than one occasion. She was Earl's second and third girlfriends, serving briefly from October 31 to December 15, 2008 and from January 27 to June 2, 2009. Because she served two nonconsecutive terms, she is Earl's second and third girlfriends. She is currently dating the French Canadian guy with a British accent. 
==Fun Facts!==
* According to Joel, Selena is a Bagpipe Queen (because he thinks she's really a man). Selena however, dislikes gingers, and refused to consider Earl one. And Earl went on many factfinding missions to see if Selena had a penis or not, and could not find one (because it's smaller than Jonas's penis!)
* Joel finds this article somewhat unfortunate as well, but probably not as much as Earl
* When Selena stumbled upon this page, she ended all communication with Earl.
* She only dates tall "manly men".
Category:Former WAGOPs
Category:People