Season 3 Episode 9: Second Rate Blues (Soraladdin Version)

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(Dingodile and Crash, each now wearing a black long-sleeved tuxedo jacket with a blue interior over a white long-sleeved collar-flapped, button-up dress shirt, and a black bowtie, stepped up to the piano and started to play. Then they began their announcement)
Dingodile: And now, ladies and gents! For a bit of toe-tappin’ merriment…!
(Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna, in their femme fatale disguises, looked on in confusion as Crash did his turn making his and Dingodile's speech)
Crash: Brought to you by your host, that extreme master of mischief…!
(Puppetmon, Pinstripe, Liverpool, and the Komodo Brothers puckered their lips, as if wanting to kiss the three disguised princesses and two disguised girls. Luckily, they got out of the henchmen’s way, and the five villains kissed each other on their own lips, much to their disgust)
Crash and Dingodile: His Nome Majesty, Ruggedo the Nome King!
(Ruggedo got confused while Preed, Pitch, Shere Khan, and Uka-Uka got suspicious)
Ruggedo: I didn’t seem to recall on ordering any entertainment.
Preed: Me neither.
Pitch: (Pondering in suspicion) Something's not right.
Shere Khan and Uka-Uka: (Agreeing) I'll say.
(Back with Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna, the five girls ran as fast as they could until a spotlight shone on them. The princesses and two girls turned to Dingodile in confusion)
Dingodile: (Whispering) Sorry, mates.
Crash: (Whispering) But Sora's group and their friends need some cover.
(Getting it, Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna understood)
Serena: (Whispering) No problem!
Kairi: (Whispering) Got it!
Camille: (Whispering) You can count on us!
Aqua and Stellaluna: (Whispering) Right!
(Then the three disguised princesses and two disguised girls ran to their spotlights and started to sing and dance for the villains and henchmen)
Serena: Hey, all you cads
Don’t sit and stare
Camille: Swing your tails
Aqua: Get out of those chairs
Kairi: Put down your milk
Stellaluna: Turn up the juice
Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna: The hair’s gonna fly when we all cut loose
So baby stop chompin’
Let's start stompin’
With Big King Ruggedo N
Ruggedo: (Flattered) That’s me!
Kairi, Serena, and Camille: It’s as hot as jalapeño
In Ruggedo’s casino
That’s the place to be
Do the Big Nome Stomp with Ruggedo NK
(Ruggedo and even Preed becomes impressed while Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka remained suspicious)
Ruggedo: How very interesting.
Preed: Catchy tune even.
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(Back in the main room, Kairi's group danced with Pinstripe, Puppetmon, Liverpool, Komodo Joe, and Komodo Moe respectively. Puppetmon accidentally stepped on Serena’s right foot, much to her chagrin. Ignoring the pain, Serena secretly turned to where Sora's group and the others are and smiled at them, glad to see that they succeeded in finding Pikachu, Meowth, Eevee, Lillipup, the Dream Eater pets, and Boomps. She, Kairi, Camille, Aqua, and Stellaluna were helping them, with Megavolt opening the piano cover and Oompo placing Eevee inside last. Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna stopped dancing and ran to the group, leaving Pinstripe, Puppetmon, Liverpool, and the Komodo Brothers to twirl and dance together, not paying attention to them. Now it was Tiny’s, disguised in the same outfit as Crash and Dingodile, turn to play the piano as he turned to the group)
Tiny: (Whispering) Time to shove off, pals.
Aqua: (Whispering) You got that right.
Bushroot: (Whispering) But we haven’t found Spike yet.
(Tiny and Dingodile turned his head and saw Spike on the table)
Tiny: (Whispering) Uh-oh! Tiny and Dingodile afraid we just did.
(Sure enough, while Ruggedo was bouncing in his seat to the music with Preed, Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka respectively standing and floating nearby, the three latters still suspicious of the entertainment, Spike is nearby, unseen by the villains and their henchmen, eating a chocolate ice cream sundae whole and felt satisfied. The group turned to each other, knowing they must distract the villains some more in order to get to the giant flytrap)
Kairi's group, Aqua, and Stellaluna: Here goes!
(Then they ran to Ruggedo and asked him to get up and dance, much to Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka's calm surprise)
Kairi: Here’s one Nome I’d like to see
Serena: Cheek to cheek
Camille: Dancin' with me
Aqua: Come on, Ruggedo
Stellaluna: It’s your turn
(Won over by that offer, Ruggedo soon joined in, much to Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka's calm chagrin)
Ruggedo: The dance floor’s hot and I got nine gems to burn
(Soon, all the villains and henchmen, except a suspicious Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka, joined in)
Villains except Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka: So baby stop chompin’
Let's start stompin’
With Big King Ruggedo N
It’s as hot as jalapeño
In Ruggedo’s casino
That’s the place to be
Do the Big Nome Stomp with Ruggedo NK
(Meanwhile, the Fearsome Four and Sora's group managed to get Spike and sneak away, although Megavolt and Quackerjack, at first, almost danced along to the song, only for Bushroot to stretch his vine-like arm at the two and drag them back to the group by their respective jumpsuit and shirt's neck collars)
Villains except Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka: So baby stop chompin’
Let's start stompin’
With Big King Ruggedo N
It’s as hot as jalapeño
In Ruggedo’s casino
That’s the place to be
Do the Big Nome Stomp with Ruggedo NK
(Suddenly noticing the heroes starting to sneak out secretly with the piano after they placed Spike in there, Shere Khan, Pitch, and Uka-Uka calmly smirked evilly in realization and made Preed and Negaduck stop singing and dancing, making him notice and smirk evilly in realization as well)
Villains except Preed, Shere Khan, Negaduck, Pitch, and Uka-Uka: Do the Big Nome Stomp with Ruggedo NK
(Secretly getting the rest of the singing villains' attention, Preed, Shere Khan, Negaduck, Pitch, and Uka-Uka pointed out to the villains the heroes sneaking away, making them realize and then casually concluding their song while Dunce Spark secretly zipped towards a light switch nearby)
Villains except Preed, Shere Khan, Negaduck, Pitch, and Uka-Uka: Do the Big Nome Stomp with Ruggedo NK
(Just when the heroes were about to leave the casino with the piano, Dunce Spark turned the lights on and the spotlights off, stopping them in their tracks)
Aqua: (Shocked) Oh, boy!
Serena: (Shocked) Not good!
(The villains had them cornered)
Pitch: (Pretending to be surprised) Leaving? (Walking towards them with an evil smirk) We’d hoped we’d get another song to entertain us.
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