いいとこどりファクトリー (Iitokodori Factory)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
微温い、日々を淡々と生き（繰り返す） 	nurui, hibi o tantan to iki (kurikaesu) 	Going through this kind of tepid, apathetic life (every day’s a repetition);
冷たい、言の葉がぐさり（気にも止めず） 	tsumetai, koto no ha ga gusari (ki ni mo tomezu) 	stinging words cutting deep like daggers (no one gives a care).
熱い、喉の奥から何かが（意味もなく） 	atsui, nodo no oku kara nanika ga (imi mo naku) 	Something hot is rising up from the back of my throat (meaninglessly).
どうせ、どうせ僕の代わりなんていくらでもいるでしょう 	douse, douse boku no kawari nante ikura demo iru deshou 	I know, I know there could be an endless supply to replace me.
 	 	
とんてんかんてん！本日、営業日 	tontenkanten! honjitsu, eigyoubi 	Tock tock tock! We’re open for business today!
とんてんかんてん！スパナで締め上げろ 	tontenkanten! supana de shimeagero 	Tock tock tock! Tighten the screws with your wrench!
とんてんかんてん！無気力、だめな子みぃーつけた 	tontenkanten! mukiryoku, dame na ko miiitsuketa 	Tock tock tock! Ooh, I’ve found a listless, useless kid~
現実から目をそらした君の前、こんにちは五月病 	genjitsu kara me o sorashita kimi no mae, konnichiwa gogatsubyou	While you look away from reality, it’s come right before you—hello there, May ennui!
 	 	
汚い、黒い油から何か（嫌な視線） 	kitanai, kuroi abura kara nanika (iya na shisen) 	Something’s coming from the dirty, dark oil (an unpleasant look).
あれれ、昨日までいた隣は？（ぽつり空席） 	arere, kinou made ita tonari wa? (potsuri kuuseki) 	Wait a sec, where’s the person who was still here yesterday? (The seat’s now empty.)
知らない、今日がいつかなんて（昼夜逆転） 	shiranai, kyou ga itsu ka nante (chuuya gyakuten) 	I have no idea what day today is (my days and nights are all reversed).
目敏い、あいつに見つかれば明日はないという噂 	mezatoi, aitsu ni mitsukareba asu wa nai to iu uwasa 	The rumors said you’re not gonna live to see tomorrow if that hawk finds you.
 	 	
とんちんかんな脳みそでも出来ちゃうよ 	tonchinkan na noumiso demo dekichau yo 	You can do it, even with your confused brain!
とんちんかんでも無心でハンマーぶっ叩け！ 	tonchinkan demo mushin de hanmaa buttatake! 	Just don’t think of anything as you hammer down, with your confused brain!
とんちんかんなあの子の観察記録 	tonchinkan na ano ko no kansatsu kiroku 	According to that kid’s observation log,
生きていく為には何かを犠牲に、さよなら赤い日々 	ikite yuku tame ni wa nanika o gisei ni, sayonara akai hibi 	one must always sacrifice something to get through life, so goodbye, red days.
 	 	
とんちんかんな脳みそでもやるしかないよ 	tonchinkan na noumiso demo yaru shika nai yo 	No choice but to do it, even with your confused brain!
とんてんかんてん！ニッパーで皮をはがせ 	tontenkanten! nippaa de kawa o hagase 	Tock tock tock! Strip off the coating with your nippers!
とんてんかんてん！無気力、だめな子君のことだよ 	tontenkanten! mukiryoku, dame na ko kimi no koto da yo 	Tock tock tock! I’m talking about you, you listless, useless kid!
現実から目をそらした君の顔、こんにちは死んだ目 	genjitsu kara me o sorashita kimi no kao, konnichiwa shinda me 	Look at your face, averting your eyes from reality—hello there, dead eyes!
 	 	
とんてんかんてん！連日、営業日 	tontenkanten! renjitsu, eigyoubi 	Tock tock tock! We’re open for business every day!
とんてんかんてん！頭のネジはドライバー、締め直せ 	tontenkanten! atama no neji wa doraibaa, shimenaose 	Tock tock tock! Come on, pick up your screwdriver and retighten the screws in your head!
とんてんかんてん！メンヘラちゃんの帰り口、あちらです 	tontenkanten! menhera-chan no kaeriguchi, achira desu 	Tock tock tock! The exit’s that way for those with mental health problems!
己を犠牲にして出来たそれが、「さよなら、用済みです」 	onore o gisei ni shite dekita sore ga, “sayonara, youzumi desu” 	Know what you end up with, after all that sacrificing yourself? “Goodbye, we’re done with you.”
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