Hurkey the Thanksgiving Turkey

"Tsssssssssssssss"
-Never was said by Hurkey, but he made that noise in the oven.
Hurkey is a turkey that lived once, but is not living anymore. Sucks being a turkey around Thanksgiving.
==Appearance==
Hurkey has two forms, each with varying appearances. His first form is a normal turkey with brown feathers adorned with fantastic colors on his tail. Like all turkeys, he had a beak, snoot, and wings which weren't used much because he was a turkey and turkeys are dumb like that.
His second form is called his cooked form. He can only achieve this form post-mortem and when his feathers are plucked off, he is beheaded, and baked at 425 degrees Fahrenheit in a conventional oven for three hours. In this form, his body contained wet, mashed bread known as stuffing, which, as the named suggests, acts as an edible stuffing for the turkey.He was mostly white meat, but there was some dark meat on his thighs and legs. In this form, his body parts can be separated via kitchen knife. While separated, he is coated with turkey gravy and, sometimes, put between two pieces of bread with Swiss cheese. He can only last a few days in this form, approximately 4 days if refrigerated and put in a sealed Tupperware container.
==Personality==
He was not known for his words, but for his actions. He made these weird gobbling noises you see toddlers do in November and flapped his wings on occasion, but never to fly, just to flap for the sake of flapping. He wasn't a people turkey either, he tended to keep his distance until greeted by a piece of lead to his neck at a high velocity, then he would be with people for the rest of his days, even after death. 
In his second stage, he was quite and hardly moved on his own, probably because he was either lazy or dead. He was always carried around on this giant silver plate and served by the one who decided he wanted a cooked turkey to have around.
==History==
Hurkey was born and raised on a quiet farm between Nowhere Special and I-Don't-Care. He spent most of his life as a normal turkey, just chillin' pecking at the dirt. Then one day, a shady dude decided "I'm gonna greet that turkey, but I'm too nervous, so I'll just use this piece of lead to get his attention". Well, I thought he meant that. Anyways, the man sent this lead at a great speed towards Hurkey. Sadly, instead of getting his attention, it killed him. Suddenly, a beloved rich Mobian, ran over this man and stole the turkey while riding a golden Honda with emerald tires and an engine fueled by liquefied money. The Mobian took Hurkey to his home and got the idea Hurkey must have been a bit hot, so he plucked Hurkey's feathers off. Then, the Mobian realized he made an error in judgement and put Hurkey in the oven, but not before beheading him, as he was not using his head. After a few hours, the Mobian decorated Hurkey with leaves and wet bread, because during that season, the leaves and wet bread look was all the rage for turkeys everywhere. Hurkey was then put on a plate and carried to a magnificent table. There, his body parts were separated by a large knife, covered in gravy, and ingested by the Mobian and his wife. The last time Hurkey was seen was eight hours later, but he was not himself at the time, so I won't get into that. On that night, though, the giant Mobian praised Hurkey to be the best turkey ever. He even gave Hurkey his name. At least that's what I think he was. He seemed to be in mid-burp when he named Hurkey, the greatest turkey to ever die
The End.
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