Britti

is a contestant on . 
==Sierra Leone==
===Bio===
Age:27
Location:Brandon, Manitoba
Tribe Designation:
===Player Review Ranking===
Rank: 15th
Placement: 4th
Edgic: UTR2
SurvAv: 4.33
 If I could literally substitute this entire cast ranking by just the five minutes of Corey Morgan baa-ing in the pressure cooker, I 100% would. But that would mean downloading eight hours of footage, cutting it down to that segment, and then uploading it, which really isn't more work but - just acknowledge the fact that that is one of the funniest moments of the game.
Now, Britti is an excellent person, who is very nice, and very lovely and kind-hearted. That said, if we were ranking who's the nicest and had the best spirit, this would be a whole different level of cast rankings and none of these bitches would be anywhere near the top 15. Britti's placement as number fifteen is mostly due to the fact that she got fourth overall, and because of that she has a lot of storyline. In terms of solid game moves, there's nothing I can accredit solely to Britti from beginning to end.
Alright, let's be straight up honest here, Britti's gameplay in Sierra Leone can be best compared to Monica in Blood vs. Water, literally to a T. Like just a whole lot less immunity wins, and a whole lot less third person. But like let's look at some Monica quotes -
Read as: Every time Britti got upset about someone calling her a goat.
Read as: Every time an alliance tried to get Britti to flip.
Read as: Britti knowing she could flip the game but still goes comfortably with Tyson (Drew?)
The only thing we're really missing for this full on Brittonica lifestyle is a beautiful Final Tribal Council breakdown about not being anything but her family. Anyone who played alongside Britti in season one knows very well that goat is a trigger word for Brittonica, having to console her time after time after being called one by someone in the game. For the purposes of this cast ranking, I'm going to very much be referring to Brittonica as a goat and deal with the repercussions of that action later in my old age. Perhaps, even, in death.
She started on Aurum where she instantly fell in with Drew/Jeffrey in the Vic's Dicks alliance. This is instantly where Brittonica stayed for the rest of the game. Serving as the third member of this alliance she sat in the back and allowed Drew and Jeffrey to call the shots in an arguably very good under the radar game. After Jeffrey won the Captain's Challenge and negotiated a deal to get his allies with him, Britti sat again with Drew/Jeffrey as the three took on Vic's Dicks. The thing I find pretty funny about Brittonica and Drew's alliance is it seems as though Britti never really took to any of his allies, namely Georgina and Patty within the game. Which caused some weird tension for a long time especially considering how long all of them lasted. Anyways, Kakim was boring, it's been described a whole lot of times to which nothing ever really comes of it. Worst tribe out of the 4 tribe phase, by far.
The game gets a ~little interesting~ as we move to the three tribe phase and Brittonica and Drew are no longer together, but Brittonica and Jeffrey are. We have a lot of viewer questions of where are things going to go to? Especially considering Jeffrey has been pretty domineering and in control and yelled at Cristina and like screwed her over a bunch? Will things get interesting? Nop. Jeffrey and Jillian get a sort of unspoken pact because Jeffrey is Ricky's roommate, and thus Britti falls in by association. Here is where begins a whole lot of the, "Brittonica could have done something to switch up the game, but ultimately stays with Drew, and by extension Jeffrey" moments. Tom and Cristina are thrust into a real awkward majority where Jeffrey has called them out a bunch and made some pretty rude comments. There's a whole lot of controversy surrounding Eric, and there's a plan in motion to push Jeffrey out of the game for being very, this with Tom/Cristina/Jamie could have made for a possible move - but no.
Tribe swap again! Brittonica is placed on the high rollers tribe with Drew. Nothing happens on Mende. Literally nothing. Literally for all I know about Mende, no strategizing even happened. I think everyone was probably residing in the fact that Kevin would have gone had a tribal occurred? Can someone confirm/deny this for me?
In these rounds Britti presents to us the ~lost parody~ of the game that isn't Tik Tok, Gay Guys Paradise, or Straight Guys, I think this was about Jeffrey: 
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Merge comes and Brittonica is reunited with Jeffrey (who's storyline is now dead and serves no purpose) so now Brittonica is sided alongside Drew and Ricky and Patty and Jillian and they just sort of ride a whole lot.
Brittonica gets approached a whole lot, most notably by Babies R' Us to potentially participate in alliances, to vote against the grain and to swing things in a different favour. But, I mean, arguably they do this very very terribly, because we all know Babies R' Us has literally the worst social skills in the galaxy. Except Gaston develops this weird friendship with Brittonica and they get a little close for a couple rounds, which you know, instantly becomes a problem so Drew/Ricky take Gaston out at first opportunity to ensure that their number is safe with them. Then Bryce makes a bunch of dead dog jokes, and the game just gets real personal for Britti because everyone just keeps calling her a goat.
*insert Corey Morgan baa-ing and calling Britti a goat again here.*
I think the main problem that I'm having with this cast ranking is the fact that there isn't much of anything to write. Essentially from merge onwards, if not a bit earlier, Brittonica was clearly meant to be sitting in the finale in one of the final tribal council seats. She went 24 hours in the final immunity challenge; however, because Georgina won the final challenge, it was the ultimate deal that Brittonica was going fourth. It was a little heartbreaking to see that she had very little clue how close Patty and Drew were, and it was also just a great representation of how the game really went. It did, however, allow for three finalists who all played the game to plead their case to a jury, which was pretty nifty to me.
- Samm
===Voting History===
‘’To be added.'’
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