Seasons Eatings (film)

Seasons Eatings is a 2024 Christmas horror-comedy film.
==Plot==
TBA
==Cast==
* Amy Poehler as Toni, the manipulative aunt of Billy
* Dutch Linsley as Billy Scrooge, a boy with anxiety that loses the Christmas spirit due to his dysfunctional family's squabbling
* Todd Linsley as Santa Claus, a Viking who is here to kill the naughty ones
* Aubrey Plaza as Tracy Scrooge, the uptight, overprotective mother of Billy
* Duke Linsley as Ralphie Scrooge, the younger brother of Billy who wants a BB-gun for Christmas
* Fin Murray as Buzz, the cousin of Billy whom is the reason that Billy loses the Christmas spirit
* Lukas Murray as Kevin, the cousin of Billy who has a penchant for creating harmful inventions
* Fara Murray as Clara, the cousin of Billy who finds a nutcracker in the attic
=== Voices ===
* Kathleen Barr as Rudolf the White-Nosed Reindeer, an evil reincarnation of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
* Frank Welker as Sheep-Cote Clod, an elf that tries to suckle yews in farmers' sheep sheds
* Frank Welker as Gully Gawk, an elf who steals foam from buckets of cow milk
* Frank Welker as Stubby, a short elf that steals food from frying pans
* Frank Welker as Spoon Licker, an elf who licks spoons
* Frank Welker as Pot Scraper, an elf that steals unwashed pots and licks them clean
* Frank Welker as Bowl Licker, an elf who steals bowls of food from under the bed
* Frank Welker as Door Slammer, an elf that stomps around and slams doors, keeping everyone awake
* Frank Welker as Skyr Gobbler, an elf who eats up all of the Icelandic yogurt
* Frank Welker as Sausage Swiper, an elf that loves stolen sausages
* Frank Welker as Window Peeper, an elf who creeps outside windows and sometimes steal the stuff he sees inside
* Frank Welker as Door Sniffer, an elf that has a huge nose and an insatiable appetite for stolen baked goods
* Frank Welker as Meat Hook, an elf that snatches up any meat left out, especially smoked lamb
* Frank Welker as Candle Beggar, an elf that steals candles
* David Howard Thornton as The Grinch, a sour, solitary creature with a heart two sizes too small who lives on a mountain overlooking Whoville, the home of the Whos
* Todd Linsley as Krampus, a much darker representation of Santa Claus, appearing as a horned goat-like beast, with his face concealed behind a bearded mask
* Kevin Michael Richardson as Frosty the Snowman, an evil snowman that is possessed with the spirit of a little boy who died in a blizzard
* Ivy George as Frau Perchta, a murderous living tree topper that has a penchant for strangling people
* Skye Broberg as Yule Goat, a magical goat that pulls Krampus' sleigh
* Mark Stegar as Jack-in-the-Box, a jack-in-the-box that eats children
* Macauley Culkin as The Nutcracker, an evil nutcracker
* Frank Welker as Teddy Bing-Bong, an evil teddy bear
* Todd Linsley as Tinker Toy, a murderous robot
==Merchandise==
An original graphic novel entitled Seasons Eatings: When the Christmas Spirit Dies will be released on November 16, 2024 by Legendary Comics. The comic is written by Brandon Seifert and features stories by writer/actor Dutch Linsley. Art is provided by Dutch Linsley, Duke Linsley, and Kaden Pare.
Weta Workshop released a number of collectables through their online store, including statues (Krampus, The Cherub, The Elf), a life-sized prop reproduction of the Bell and a collectable pin.
Trick or Treat Studios released three Halloween masks directly out of the screen used masters. The masks include Krampus and two elves, Window Peeper and Sheep Cote Clod. 
The popular Halloween store Spirit Halloween released a Halloween animatronic based on the main antagonist Krampus.
== See also ==
* Holiday horror
* Krampus in popular culture
* List of comedy horror films
* List of Christmas films
* Icelandic Christmas folklore
* Old Norse religion