About those bats

< about those bats >
Yes, I admit it, they're my fault.
A gene must have slipped out
somewhere between insect resistant
corn and all those handy vegetables
I designed that peeled and sliced
themselves. And this gene (an honest
mistake, really) somehow created
millions of twenty-ton moths that
pretty much put an end to Monday
night football, Coleman lanterns, etc.
So it only seemed logical to make
lots of thousand-ton bats with the
IQ of Einstein.
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