The Teachings of Muten Roshi

is the insert song used in episode 130 of Dragon Ball. It is performed by Kōhei Miyauchi, who is the Japanese voice actor of Master Roshi.
==Lyrics==
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|-|Kanji=
大きな海を すーいすい
カメにまたがり すーいすい
重い甲羅を 背負って
ハデなじいさん やって来た
わしが奄ﾌ 亀仙人 偉大な 武天老師じゃ
かめはめ波 武道の修業は
かめはめ波 つらくてきびしいぞ
わしの教えを 受けたけりゃ
ピチピチギャルを ピチピチギャルを
つれて来るのじゃ ウシシシシ
あの山越えて ほーいほい
この河越えて ほーいほい
一万年も 生きてる
変なじいさん やって来た
わしが奄ﾌ 亀仙人 天下の武天老師じゃ
かめはめ波 秘伝の奥義は
かめはめ波 まだまだ授けんぞ
わしより強く なりたけりゃ
ギャルのパンチー ギャルのパンチー
もって来るのじゃ ホッホッホッホッ
かめはめ波 人生楽しまにゃ
かめはめ波 生きとる甲斐がない
わしを師匠と 仰ぐなら
ムッチリギャルを ムッチリギャルを
呼んで来るのじゃ カッカッカッカッ
|-|Romaji=
Ooki na umi wo suui-sui
Kame ni matagari Suui-sui
Omoi koura wo seotte
Hade na jiisan yatte kita
Washi ga uwasa no Kame-Sennin
Idai na Muten-Roushi ja
Kamahame-Ha Budou no shugyou wa
Kamahame-Ha Tsurakute kibishii
Washi no oshie wo uketakerya
Pichi-pichi gyaru wo Pichi-pichi gyaru wo
Tsurete kuru no ja Ushi-shi-shi-shi
Ano yama koete Hooi-hoi
Ano kawa koete Hooi-hoi
Ichiman-nen mo ikite 'ru
Hen na jiisan yatte kita
Washi ga uwasa no Kame-Sennin
Tenka no Muten-Roushi ja
Kamahame-Ha Hiden no okugi wa
Kamahame-Ha Madamada sazuken' zo
Washi yori tsuyoku naritakerya
Gyaru no panchii Gyaru no panchii
Motte kuru no ja Ho-ho-ho-ho
Kamahame-Ha Jinsei tanoshimanya
Kamahame-Ha Ikitoru kai ga
Washi wo shishou to aogu nara
Mutchiri gyaru wo Mutchiri gyaru wo
Yonde kuru no ja Ka-ka-ka-ka-
|-|English=
Over the wide sea gliding away
Sitting on a turtle gliding smoothly
Carrying a heavy tortoiseshell
A flashy old man has come
I am the rumored Kame-Sennin
The great Muten-Roushi
Kamehame-Ha Martial arts training
Kamehame-Ha Is painful and severe
If you want to take my lessons
A sexy girl A sexy girl
Take her to me Ushi-shi-shi-shi
Going past the mountains
Going past the seas
And has lived all of ten thousand years
A strange old man has come
I am the rumored Kame-Sennin
Muten-Roushi of the land
Kamehame-Ha The hidden mystery
Kamehame-Ha I shall not yet impart
If you want to become stronger than me
A girl's panties A girl's panties
Bring them to me Ho-ho-ho-ho-
Kamehame-Ha
Kamehame-Ha
If you want to look up to me as your teacher
An innocent girl An innocent girl
Call her here for me Ka-ka-ka-ka-
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