Cleetus (Chat Wars) vs Gorefield

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== Description ==
Chat Wars vs Creepypasta!
Cleetus vs Gorefield is a battle featuring Cleetus from the Chat Wars web series facing off against the Creepypasta known as Gorefield, who more specifically originated from r/imsorryjon.
== Fictional Fight! ==
Random suburban neighborhood 3 PM
Metal and wooden debris are scattered through a wrecked neighborhood. Houses are reduced to piles of scrap, water shoots from a destroyed fire hydrant, trees are resting on the ground, their roots tore from the ground. You name it and it probably happened to this neighborhood.
In the center of this carnage was a group of friends wandering around. "So, when do you think the ha ha clown man will be back?" A green ogre who donned a soviet Russian hat asked, his white tunic and brown mini vest made it look like he was taken right from the middle ages.
"I honestly have no clue." A round ball of pinkness answered, the only attire he had was a pair of red shoes, despite his cutesy appearance, an expression of tiredness and sorrow rested on his face.
"Uh, guys, does anyone see an orange cat in the distance?" A jester questioned. He donned a half and half mask that contained a left black half with a singular yellow eye and the other side was white with a black eye. The only thing both sides of the mask contained was a red smile.
A cap with purple and yellow stripes rested on his head, there were three purple stripes, each one containing a bell on the end. He donned a cape that had the same color scheme. Everything that wasn't covered by the cape and hat was pitch-black, making the jester seem inhuman.
A cartoonish orange tabby cat waved at them, finally a friendly face. The trio slowly advanced towards the cat who walked on two legs, taking note of the black stripes that rested on each side of him except the front of Garfield. 
"RUN!" A man with messy brown hair who wore a light blue polo shirt and dark blue pants screamed as he dashed past our group of protagonists. As the screams of Jon Arbuckle became more distant, the trio turned back to see that Garfield is gone, but something much worse is gazing upon them.
The being in front of them resembled Garfield but gone was the cartoony and innocent look he carried. His soulless black eyes seemed to stab at the life force that the trio carried.
"Lasagna..." The creature murmured. "Ay, yo, what the fuck is that!" HyperSsonic exclaimed as he bolted away from Gorefield, Kirbysakurai following shortly after. TheGreatDimentio was going to follow his friends but he felt himself randomly stop.
A sharp pain tore through his mind as he screamed and clutched his head while falling to his knees. Gorefield limped to Dimentio before he stood back up. "So, you're the buster who goes by the name Gorefield?"
"Yes..." Gorefield hissed, as Dimentio distorted into a fat cowboy, who donned a brown cowboy hat, a goofy grin along with light blue overalls. Upon seeing this transformation, bat wings tore out from Gorefield's back as he flew a few meters above the ground. A nearby siren began to blare, making the destroyed neighborhood even more eerie. "The world is ending, Cleetus." "Hehe, it sure is."
FIGHT!
Cleetus summoned a shotgun and quickly fired it in rapid succession, Gorefield surviving the wounds without damage. "Bullets don't work, Cleetus." Gorefield swooped down at the cowboy before yanking him into the air, the wind whistling around them as Gorefield promptly flew above the clouds. "Your doom is near, Cleetus." 
The mutated cat dropped Cleetus, but to his shock, Cleetus began to float. Multiple Cleetus clones manifested out of nowhere, some wielding banjos, others wielded shotguns. Hell, one even had a tractor. With a fierce battle cry and some "Yeehaw"s, the army of cowboys dashed towards the eldritch horror. 
One of the clones throws the tractor at Gorefield, who stops it in its tracks before turning it into a pickle and crunching it in one bite. The deafening sound of gunfire is heard as the Cleetus army shoots at the cat, most of the bullets ricochet off the cat and back at the army, causing them to drop dead from the bullets.
The real Cleetus is playing his banjo in the background, causing fury to build up in Gorefield as he swoops below the clouds, disappearing before tearing the cloud that Cleetus was under apart as he grabs the banjo that the cowboy was holding onto before tossing it below, causing the southern man to quickly plummet through a house.
The sky above him quickly became darker and darker, until it seemed like the sun had disappeared and the only thing left for a source of light was some distant stars. Cleetus heard a loud thud on the roof, followed by the sound of footsteps. The sounds suddenly stopped, only to be accompanied by a low snarling... right behind Cleetus.
Gorefield's claws tore into Cleetus' back, leaving a few bloody scratches as Cleetus fumbled around, looking for something that he could defend himself with. He felt his hands grip a flashlight and turned it on Gorefield before switching it on as the mutated cat is seen. 
Gorefield now towers over Cleetus, his head almost touching the roof. His flesh also seems to be melting, bits of it dropping to the ground like pieces of lasagna. Giant spider legs stab at Cleetus, which he counters with by defending with his banjo. The cowboy swings at Gorefield with the instrument, causing it to crack and nearly shatter in two as a distorted tune plays upon impacting the cat.
"What made you think that would work?" The cat susurrated as he limped towards the cowboy, but he had one last trick up his sleeve. Cleetus whipped out a gigantic hammer, he rushed towards Gorefield, beating him back as the mutant cat groaned. The cowboy brought the hammer up for one more strike before bringing it down, causing him to get "banned". 
Gorefield's existence was erased, causing him to just disappear from existence. "Hehehe, that'll teach you not to mess with a cowboy." Shortly after these words were muttered, the sound of glass being shattered is heard as a giant fist grabs Cleetus, before it brings him outside. 
Cleetus stares at the horrific abomination in front of him. "You think erasing me is enough to kill me? Truly foolish, after I'm done with you, the clown is next on my list. But I gotta hand it to you, cowboy, you did end up being a worthy appetizer." Gorefield lets Cleetus go before grabbing him by his neck with two fingers. 
He then wraps his other hand around Cleetus' arm before yanking it right off as blood spurts from the wound. Cleetus screams, Dimentio's screams also faintly being heard as Cleetus goes to the next arm. He follows this off by doing the same to the cowboy's legs, Dimentio's screams barely being louder than Cleetus's screams.
To finish this off, Gorefield slowly brought the cowboy to his gaping maws, "NONONONON-" His pleading was interrupted by Gorefied chomping down on him. After a few seconds of chewing, Gorefield spits the mangled cadaver of Cleetus out, noticing bits of purple and yellow clothing next to the corpse.
"I expected you to taste a lot better." With this final taunt said, Gorefield flies toward the sky, he had some new targets he wanted to hunt down. Targets that weren't Jon.
K.O!
== Aftermath ==
HyperSsonic and Kirbysakurai are seen waiting around a desolate road, curious what happened to Dimentio. "You don't think that thing got him, do you?" "I sure hope not, fookin hell, Jevil but fast food was enough but now spooky cats?"
A loud thud causes the ground to shake as Hyper and Kirby turn their attention to the being in front of them. "What the fook is that?" Hyper questioned as Gorefield looked down on them, towering above them. "May God have mercy on you," Now that Gorefield had their attention, he took flight "because I won't." A screech filled the air as Gorefield swooped down, ready for his teeth to meet the duo's flesh.
== Results ==
The winner is... Gorefield!
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