Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools (Chapter 4)

Chapter 4 is the fourth chapter of Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: City Fools written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "To Hell With It!".
==Plot==
(Back at Mack Salmon's business, Pat, Stan, Sam and Max are shown to be tied up on a rope in a office as Mack Salmon and his minions show up to confront the heroes in wake of executing them all)
*Pat: Huh? Where are we? *realize he's trapped with his friends* Ah! We're trapped!
*Stan: How did we get stuck into this mess?
*Mack: Well, well, well. We finally meet again, Sam and Max.
*Sam: Mack Salmon. What do you want?
*Max: Nice new group of teammates, huh?
*Mack: These are my fish people. I recruit them all to my liking to get them working on my own business! I know you ruined me and shattered me for years!
*Sam: How about that fish head of yours can go back under the water where you belong.
*Max: Yeah. Go sleep with a pickle while you're at it.
*Mack: Shut up! You know what I am going to do with you four and my plan to conquer the country with my ruling.
*Pat: Why do you have to be so beef with us?
*Stan: Since when you know who we are?
*Mack: I don't know you two. But I know these two in which I have a history with. *get flashbacks of him fighting Sam and Max and being defeated by them as well setting up his own company with people like him* It been all these years since I have a contract with them. They tricked me and defeated my entire mafia by knocking down goons, businesses and deals. I have always been humiliated like them multiple times which made me quit my job of hiring people to assault and kill! One day, I sit in a bar, having a talk with sea creatures like me until I met some fish people like me and announce a alliance that will lead to me becoming a crime lord and kingpin in the community of New York. A new business was formed as fishes like me build weapons to set up wars and create lot of guns to shoot for target practice. One of them come up with the latest gun ideas and promote them to be supervisors, team leaders and assistant managers of my own place. My volunteers, were animals and helpers. They make sure they set all the cameras right to track down any individual to take down and use the power of cyber-security to track every single person I know to kill and assault. This is where I found you two hanging out with people on going to a arcade! *flashbacks end in much of his frustration*
*Pat: Easy chill. So you were spying on us the whole time?
*Mack: Yes. I got a whole army with me and my mafias have stolen lot of money from businesses in all these years of forming.
*Stan: That's what make you a theft, idiot.
*Mack: *smoke and blow smoke out* We got a city to take over after your deaths.
*Sam: Oh no. Not even the Freelance Police is gonna show up at your door to give you a beating.
*Mack: Don't make me aim the gun right at your face.
*Max: This guy is even worse than the Quire guy at the road rage.
*Mack: Guards, show these bimbos what they got!
*Fish Guard #1: *get up with his buddy to teach Pat's gang a lesson* Oh boy, you are in so much trouble right now.
*Pat: Uh oh. Dead meat again.
*Fish Guard #2: Ooh, what are we going to do to your faces.
*Stan: I look handsome. Don't edit me.
*Mack: Grab them by the hand!
*Fish Guard #1: Aye aye, boss. *try to grab the gang*
*Sam: *move the rope* Hold on tight. This is about to get bumpy.
*Fish Guard #2: Hey! Stop moving where we can see you!
*Max: Keep moving so we don't get grabbed by their dirty hands!
*Mack: For crying out loud, these pricks don't know what they're doing. Shoot them!
*Fish Person #1: We'll do it. *he and everyone shoot at the gang*
*Pat: *he and his friends keep moving on the rope* Wee!
*Mack: Ugh! They're annoying like babies!
*Stan: Snoop, de whoop! *he and his friends are freed from the rope after a few shots* Ah ha! We're back in action!
*Fish Guard #1: The animals got out.
*Fish Person #2: What do they want now?
*Mack: No! You let them free! Now we have to shoot them like sitting ducks! Kill them all!
*Fish Person #3: Game, over, boys.
*Pat: Oh poop. We gotta go!
*Stan: Vacation's over. Have a nice day! *he and his friends run from the office*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max try to escape Mack Salmon's business as they fight against a army of fish people and hold their guns to shoot everywhere to kill the fishes and break into the cafeteria where everyone is looking at them)
*Pat: Uh... hi?
*Fish Chef #1: They're breaking out of the cafeteria!
*Fish Chef #2: Make them meat for the grinder! *she and everyone keep shooting at the heroes*
*Sam: We got a bad business to escape.
*Max: Let's kill them all! *he and his friends continue shooting at the fishes and break into the hallway to punch and beat up every fish while walking down the stairs to punch every fish person going after them*
(As Pat, Stan, Sam and Max break into the main area, they encounter a army of fish as they shoot everywhere to beat up the fishes and throw chairs and tables to kill them as well throwing a bomb to blow up the door and reach to the exit)
*Pat: Freedom!
*Stan: Home sweet home, baby!
*Sam: Let's go find our car and get out of this mess!
*Max: Right back at ya! *he and his friends escape Mack Salmon's business*
*Mack: *break into the door to see the mess at the main area* My place! Grrr. That's gonna leave a mark on cleaning after the chase.
*Fish Guard #1: What should we do next, Mack?
*Mack: Well, stop standing here like character models and get them like running dogs!
*Fish Guard #2: *salute* We got a chase to contribute!
(The background song "No Sleep till Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys plays as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max run out of Mack Salmon's business as they run all over Brooklyn by passing by cars and running behind people and objects with Mack Salmon's crew chasing them all over the streets)
*Pat: Where to now?
*Stan: All the way to Brooklyn!
*Sam: We got no time to waste. Let's go!
*Max: Get on the DeSoto car quick! *he and everyone run off*
*Mack: Where are the kids now?
*Fish Guard #1: *spot Pat's gang running* They're trying to get away.
*Fish Guard #2: Well, what are we standing here for? Let's get them.
*Mack: Shoot them and make them hamburger meats for dinner! *he and his crew hold their guns to chase off Pat's gang in Brooklyn*
*Ice Cream Guy: Go go go, Sam and Max! Don't let these fish creeps shoot ya!
*Pat: *pass by people* Excuse me, coming through. Pardon me.
*Stan: *pass by the cars from stopping and moving* Watch the traffic, cars!
*Driver #1: Watch where you're going, moron!
*Driver #2: Get outta the way!
*Driver #3: Move it along!
*Sam: *try to move through a line of people* Move it guys! I'm a cop here! Make room for your daddy!
*Max: *see people moving* Oh come on! Stop moving where we are trying to move!
*Mack: There you are, fellas. Shoot them! *his crew shoot everywhere by making people scream and run*
*Pat: He found us! Let's go!
*Stan: Outta the way!
*Sam: *stop by a gate with a construction site* Not the dead end.
*Max: It's not a dead end anymore unless I open it! *climb up the gate*
*Pat: What are you doing? You're gonna get us killed.
*Max: *open the door for everyone* As a cop, I let you go.
*Pat: Thanks Max.
*Stan: You're a free will, rabbit.
*Sam: Lock them if you may.
*Mack: Don't lock the door on us, rabbit! *Max lock the gate door on him* Hey! You open this door or else, I'll call the real cops on you!
*Max: Sorry Mack. Look like you gotta find another way out to chase us. *laugh and run off*
*Mack: I'm gonna kill you, you Bugs Bunny knock-off! *scream and shake the gate*
*Pat: *pass by many moving objects and walk up the stairs to jump on the bricks to run through the bridge* Hey fellas. How the new building doing for you?
*Construction Worker #1: Get out of there!
*Construction Worker #2: You're gonna get yourself killed!
*Stan: *trip some people out of the ground* Oops. Sorry. Just jogging through my exercise.
*Sam: *walk up the stairs and run through the unfinished building* Whoa. This tower is looking like a Jenga tower to pull right now.
*Max: I hope there's a exit on the way out.
*Mack: *scream and try to open the gate* OPEN THE GATE RIGHT NOW, WORKERS!
*Fish Guard #1: *try shooting on the gate with everyone* None of our guns are working. The whole gate is made of metal and steel and these gates are as powerful as a plank wood in the wild.
*Fish Guard #2: Move back. I can handle this. *grab a street light and tear down the gate* Zoo wee mama.
*Construction Worker #3: What the?
*Construction Worker #4: You're not allowed to go in there.
*Mack: Guys, we got a heist to invade. Kill them all. *his crew invade the construction site by killing all the workers and tearing down unfinished buildings while laughing*
*Pat: They got in the private zone!
*Max: Drat! I should have use wood to block in the gate better.
*Stan: Once the salmon fish enter the dangerous area, we'll be dead for.
*Sam: *try to open the gate door out* Not again. The whole construction site's doors is on reverse. Locked on the outside and inside.
*Max: You gotta fix your doors properly! *climb up the gate and open the gate door* Come on! *let his friends out of the constructon site*
*Mack: There they are! Let's get them! *he and his crew escape the constriction site*
*Max: *run with his friends* Oh sugar honey iced tea. They're gaining on us on the run.
*Pat: Where did you park the car when we first arrived back at New York?
*Stan: *spot the DeSoto car on the parking lot* There it is!
*Sam: Get on, put your seat belts on and I'll drive safety! *he and his friends get on the DeSoto car as he drive out of Brooklyn*
*Mack: No! They're not getting away! Get to your cars and chase the fools out of here! *he and everyone get on to their cars and drive* It's time for a chase of cats and dogs!
*Sam: *drive faster on the road as many cars crash in wake of Mack's army chasing them* Oh come on. Do we really have to go with another chase in the highway?
*Max: I hate it when that happens.
*Mack: *his army shoot at the road* Come on Sam and Max, and you too hippo and dog! Give me a bullet to shoot.
*Fish Guard #1: The bastards aren't leaving without a shot.
*Fish Guard #2: They're paying for a new wall!
*Mack: Those dummies won't be living their lives with the worst rules guidelined by me if I were mayor of the city. *evil laugh*
*Pat: Straight outta Brooklyn and in with the chase!
*Stan: We gotta bomb them all before they can crash into any city they go to!
(The background song end as Mack's army chase Sam's gang all over the road and left Brooklyn as well leaving New York City to drive on the endless road with rockets and bullets blasting as many cars crash from Mack's army bumping in to chase Sam's gang on the road)
*Pat: Are we going on the open road again?
*Sam: That's where were going. To get away with these guys.
*Stan: Oh great. Now they're chasing us with their own cars.
*Max: This is just like the time where we were being chased by Quire's crew after the Slothmart heist.
*Mack: *evil laugh* No one is leaving without a shot!
*Fish Guard #1: There's a fish rave in the USA!
*Fish Guard #2: For fish and men alike!
*Sam: Jeez, all these people rooting are acting like how liberals and conservatives hold up their flags to show support for their candidates on every election nowadays.
*Max: Not even every Democrat and Republican have done this before in America.
*Pat: America is always that crowded like Asia.
*Stan: And the most traffic of all. Even the worse ones like Florida and California.
*Mack: You're not going anywhere without a shooting. For a moment of vengeance, shoot them out.
*Fish Person #1: Prepare the ammos. Now shoot! *he and everyone shoot at the DeSoto car*
*Fish Person #2: Fire on the road! *shoot a rocket at the road*
*Pat: Dang! They're still gaining on us.
*Stan: We need to attack. Just like the time when we fought Quire and his men.
*Sam: We heard. How about a pack of bombs on the go! *throw three bombs at three of Mack's minions' cars* Yes!
*Max: Wordstyle!
*Mack: My men!
*Fish Person #3: The dog got us all.
*Fish Person #4: What are we suppose to do in this?
*Mack: Just make with the rockets!
*Fish Person #1: Rockets? Got it.
*Mack: Launch the rain fire with rockets, now!
*Fish Person #2: Rain fire incoming! *prepare the rockets and blast all over in the road*
*Pat: There's a rain fire full of rockets!
*Stan: What in the world is going on in the sky?
*Max: Sam, take them away while I drive! *he and Sam switch places to drive*
*Sam: *let Max drive while he hold his Big Kill to prepare a aim on Mack's army* Watch your driving skills. And for you Mack. You're going down. *keep shooting at Mack's army*
*Mack: Quit shooting me, doggy! *shoot at the DeSoto car*
*Sam: Why can't you pick somebody that is almost as your size? *shoot every member of Mack's army*
*Mack: Enough! *slam his gun*
*Fish Person #5: *see many cars crashing in wake of Mack's minions getting shot* The dog is shooting the people.
*Fish Person #6: Are you having trouble shooting the dog?
*Mack: Don't even ask why. *shoot at his minion*
*Fish Person #5: *shocked* Ah!
*Mack: As for you, go to Hell! *shoot at his other minion* Prepare to die, folks! *throw a bomb at the DeSoto car*
*Pat: *see a bomb explosion on the road and scream* We're all gonna die!
*Stan: Quit whining and acting like it's the end of the world. You're making me nervous here!
*Sam: *see Mack's army coming out of the fire* These guys can speed through fire like Quire's crew!
*Max: What are they? Immortals? Keep shooting!
*Mack: Boys. You're making me nervous. I'll make a sandwich out of your brains! *shoot at the DeSoto car*
*Pat: Dude! You can't make a sandwich out of a brain. That's gross!
*Mack: But I can be super smart as eating tuna to make my brain go smarter. *laugh*
*Stan: Stop lying. You killed many innocent people in the past and turn yourself into a crime lord like a kingpin.
*Mack: I never met you before. This year is the year that I will conquer all of America! *throw a bomb at the road*
*Sam: You're not fast for nothing, Mack! Today is the day that you will be fried as chicken!
*Mack: How insulting. You are suppose to be working as cops, not chasing like criminals!
*Max: Say the one who is a criminal in the world. *laugh and drive fast*
*Mack: No! Faster everybody! *make his crew go faster*
(Back in Hell, Satan watches the chase between Mack's crew and Sam's crew through a magic glass ball as Satan set up a plan to bring Sam, Max, Pat and Stan into his world)
*Satan: What's taking Mack Salmon so long on killing them? *sign* Fine, I'll do it myself. *get up and roar to destroy his lair to turn giant* Bring your light to me! *power blast in the sky*
(A fire bean strike on the road out from Hell in much of Mack, Sam, Max, Pat and Stan's shock on the light on the ground with few cracks on the ground where the light is coming from)
*Pat: What is that?
*Stan: Is that a portal on the way out?
*Sam: I don't know where this coming from. But this could be our chance to escape.
*Max: Uh, am I smelling something burning for a bad feeling?
*Mack: What in the world is that thing? *the light break the ground to make a hole* Earthquake! Everyone turn back!
*Max: Ah! Tunnel in the hole! *drive back as the ground crash the car through bumps with the ground falling into the portal to Hell*
*Sam: No! We're stuck!
*Pat: What is going on here?!
*Stan: You predict the world is going to end, didn't you?
*Pat: What? You said the line first.
*Stan: Blame your mouth, not me!
*Mack: Get out of the road! We'll be back with more heists and you'll be sorry! *he and his crew turn back out of the earthquake*
*Fish Guard #1: Take care of the fire in the hole while you're at it boys!
*Fish Guard #2: See you later, suckas! *laugh with everyone as he and the crew drive out of the road*
*Pat: No! Come back!
*Stan: This is more of our fault.
*Sam: We need to get out now and escape from the ground falling!
*Max: *see the ground falling* Forget the car. Let's save ourselves! *he and everyone get off the DeSoto car as they climb through the ground before falling*
*Pat: This could be the end of our lives. We're too doomed to be burned by the fire in the flames.
*Stan: It smell hot in here. I even smell like a hot dog!
*Sam: Me too since I am a dog! *see the ground falling* Oh snap.
*Max: Not again! *the ground fall in a circle through the cracks with everyone else including him screaming*
(As the ground collapses and fall through the portal to Hell, Pat, Stan, Sam and Max fall through the hole while screaming and complaining about all the bad luck they have suffered through the days)
*Pat: This is the worst vacation ever! Why do we have to end the day with the fate of falling?!
*Stan: I don't know! Tell Aunt Martha and everyone else that we lived before dying!
*Sam: There's no way out of here and we don't even have capes to fly with.
*Max: I'm freaking out already with no more peanuts to feed on!
*Pat: I feel like a lost cause.
*Stan: This is it. Goodbye cruel world!
*Sam: Kiss the babies, kiss the mommies and goodbye!
*Max: Here we are. To the fire in the flames! *scream with everyone*
(Pat, Stan, Sam and Max fall out on a wormhole on their arrival to Hell while being surrounded by falling rocks on the way down)
*Pat: My eyes! My eyebrows! It burns! *clean his eyes*
*Stan: What happen to the world and why it is sky orange?
*Sam: We're like falling. Do you realize where we are?
*Max: No! But it looked familiar to me.
*Pat: I wish we were home right now, taking a shower!
*Stan: This is like falling through the poles in our nightmare all over again.
*Sam: What poles? I don't see any poles around here.
*Max: Oh well, here come the pain!
(The gang crash through the ground as they arrive in the ruins of Hell as many rocks fall from the sky and crash through lava pits and sharp rocks on the fiery realm as the gang get up where they are)
*Pat: *move out of the skeletons* Ah! Where are we? Stan? Sam? Max? Is anyone alright?!
*Stan: *throw out a skull* Yes. But we fall right on the top of the world. It look like we're in the world full of fire!
*Sam: The Underworld, or what people should call it, Hell.
*Max: Hell no! I would have been in Kansas right now if I were taking the wrong flight to Texas.
*Pat: I feel hot in here. Where's the Sun?
*Stan: There's no Sun. It's just Hell. A world where all the bad people go after their years of trouble.
*Sam: I wonder where did the DeSoto car parked. By itself? *see the DeSoto car crashed on the rocks* Oh great. Now we got nowhere to drive.
*Max: It cost thousands to drive! And we can't pay bills out of our baby anymore! We're being towed after the burn. *see Pat hold his smartphone to watch the news of the incident in the road of New York*
*Female News Reporter: *live on TV reporting on the incident on the road with a huge hole in the middle of the highway* Breaking news. There have been a chase going on in the city of Brooklyn with fishes in human bodies chasing animals with familiar faces of Freelance Police, Sam and Max. The heist didn't last long with a series of shootings and bombing until a big light cause the ground to make a hole and see our humble friends falling from the hole as the fishes made their escape out from falling. Where in the world have our beloved Freelance Police have gone to as they are nowhere to be seen all over New York and the whole world.
*Pat: Oh no. The whole world is watching the broadcast of the incident including the big hole which lead to where we are.
*Stan: This is horrible. Someone has been spying on us the whole time to send bad people to execute us. Our vacation have not been going well lately since the house trap.
*Sam: All these creeps are giving us a hard time to mess your day up with a bunch of distractions.
*Max: Who is responsible for the hole back on Earth?!
*Satan: *show up on a evil laugh by breaking through the ground by diving from the lava* It was me all along. You came all this way to see me for a challenge.
*Sam: Well, well, well. If it isn't the fire entity Satan. How are we doing today?
*Satan: Sam and Max! We meet again. How dare you try to kill one of our members and hurt many innocent lives of creature beings while trying to track you down for revenge?!
*Sam: You never expect to see us again after a fierce fight years ago, do you?
*Pat: We're the new guys here. So what's up?
*Stan: Pat and Stan is the name. You don't wanna act so cool like a bro in the alley?
*Satan: I recruit many bad people to track you down. But you defeated them.
*Max: One escaped during the chase. Now that we fall right into your world, we have to defeat you and get us out of here.
*Satan: No one is leaving without a fight! You ruined everything and my whole career ever since I was running my own business through a LLC.
*Sam: So Satan. We know each other. Bygones be bygones and rivals be rivals. You know I'm saying?
*Satan: My life is gone, because of you! *point at Sam*
*Max: I bet you were responsible for all the attacks lately on Earth, especially spying on us by sending your own minions to kill us back at the fishing dock.
*Satan: It was me who send my minion to kill you and kill him back. Then I controlled a disabled gazelle to destroy you who had a history with your crimes. Then recruit your arch-nemesis who is a fish in a bowl in a human body to shoot you. My powers brought you here while I let the fishes escape and plan a rematch someday if you ever come back to Earth.
*Sam: So it was you who brought us to your realm after the chase, didn't you?
*Max: Oh, you're going down the drain!
*Pat: Stalker.
*Stan: Creep.
*Satan: You don't know what I am going to do with you when I torture you with pain and gain.
*Sam: The last time I saw you, you were small and nice. What happen to you, Beelzebub? Your voice changed, your appearance changed and you gained powers. What have gone into you lately?
*Satan: It been years since my last encounter with you and it all started when we first met. *get flashbacks of him running Hell with the LLC, making deals with Sam and Max and fighting against each other, firing his employees like the Soda Poppers, Jurgen, Shambling Corporate Presence, Hugh Bliss, Brady Culture, Chuckles, a bug and Harry Moleman in his office as well turning big and changing his appearance to lead a army of supernatural creatures in the realm* When you stumble upon Hell, we met. We made a deal together and find the clues what you're looking for. You tried to seize me and challenge me into a series of fights! After you saved the world, I fired everybody in my office and closed down my business after years of failure in Hell. I started breaking down rocks and mountains to prove how big and strong I am as I learned some magic to turn me big and lead an entire army of devils, demons and all the supernatural creatures alike, to prepare a dynasty to conquer all of Earth and the whole Solar System, under our names with the power of fire! Everything left will be burned to ashes! *glow his eyes with fire*
*Max: Jeez, you really gain yourself a battle armor like a orc in the medieval times.
*Pat: What are we going to do with him?
*Stan: Kill him. That's the only key on getting back to Earth by a landslide.
*Satan: Ever since you ruined my day with tensions and defeats over call-ins, I am about to send in a army full of fire monsters to eliminate you four down to the flames. And they got a good performance to play with. *thunderclap by bringing in devils, demons, cyclops, dragons, minotaurs, griffins and rock trolls in the battlefield*
*Pat: Oh poo...
*Stan: *gulp* Don't tell me you brought in mystical creatures into the battle.
*Sam: That's a whole fire army to fight for the four of us. Hope we can throw them in the box in one shot.
*Max: Let me at them. Come on. I wanna fight now.
*Satan: People of the Underworld, I hope you enjoy some living toys to rip off and play with while we conquer the universe.
*Pat: I'm going to take down all of your friends and dump them to the fire like a ring of fire!
*Satan: As long you are me, cooking boiled soup for dinner. Of all fire creatures and beings, wipe them off my realm!
*Pat: *see the demons marching* Oh bummer. Here we go again.
*Stan: Get ready for a fiery fierce fight!
*Sam: *see a fire minotaur roaring* Let's get to business, shall we?
*Max: The fight for out lives have begun! *battle cry as his team fight against the devils and demons*
*Pat: *beat up the devils* Eat those horns you red peppers!
*Stan: *slide over a minotaur and jump to kick one along with a griffin* Boo-yah!
*Sam: *use his gun to shoot at the demons* I hope I have enough bullets to take down on one of these bad boys.
*Max: Bad boy, coming up! *throw a rock at Satan*
*Satan: Ow. Stupid rock. What is wrong with you?
*Max: You got hit in the head! How do you like that?!
*Satan: You dare to hit the king of fire? Now I hit you with the waves of fire! *slam the ground by knocking the animals down*
*Pat: Whoa! What was that?
*Stan: Very clever there, Satan.
*Satan: I got a world to conquer. My people, let's go to Heaven and destroy what the gods have built and protect! *open a portal to heaven with few of his people cheering by going through a portal to Heaven*
*Pat: They're going to heaven to kill all the gods?! We can't let that happen to humanity!
*Stan: Patrick, we got a battle to focus on! Beat them up while the gods deal with one of Satan's people.
*Pat: Fine. But we still can't do two things at the same time like going to work and working from home. *hold a axe to kill off the demons*
*Stan: When to know when the gods have better powers than us.
(In another world in Heaven, a afterlife realm with ancient buildings with angels and other gods residing in the seats, thrones, houses and cities. Three angels show up in the hallway of a castle to meet up with the god of heaven to discuss about current events.)
*Angel #1: God, we have returned from our flight lesson.
*God: Thank you very much. What brings you here for today.
*Angel #2: There have been a thunderstorm in Oklahoma and tumors circulating in Tokyo of Japan.
*Angel #3: Qatar is having their World Cup in 2022 with the super heat summer wave. How could these humans let it happen by one hot summer?
*God: When you go into the land, you can feel the heat. The sun moves around the planets every 365 days of every year.
*Angel #1: Does that apply to leap years which occur every four years with one extra day?
*God: Yes. But sometimes. All I remember is the Solar System moving around the Sun along with the cosmos and cosmic clouds swirling around since the big bang which lead to the creation of the universe.
*Angel #1: And it all started by one light by a shooting star.
*Angel Guard #1: God! There is a dark storm swirling through the clouds. It's also opening up a portal to the Underworld.
*God: The Underworld! *slam his throne and get up* Angels and guards, get ready. Satan is approaching to the afterlife to burn off the clouds and towers.
*Angel Guard #1: Protect the rings, protect the wings and our spirits!
*God: *hold his sword and axe* You won't get a blood out of my skin, Satan. *lick his axe*
(God lead the angels and guardians in Heaven as a dark wormhole open up as Satan and his demon minions show up in the city, crushing through the buildings and statues of gods as the monsters confront God and the angels regarding on taking over the worlds)
*Angel Guard #1: There he comes.
*Angel Guard #2: Brace yourselves. The devils are here.
*Satan: *show up with his people through a portal* Hello, my fellow gods. We have arrived to take over your realm.
*God: Satan, the ruler of Hell. Also known as the Underworld. What do you want this time?
*Satan: Oh, it been a pleasure to see you again after all these centuries of fighting in wars and battles. You know, we are planning to conquer the Earth and all the worlds we have been waiting to conquer. Join me as we will rule the multiverse together like tyrants.
*God: You know, a god doesn't like tyrants and bigots from destroying and killing all of matter. Not even what a saint would do in life.
*Angel Guard #3: One of the biggest powerful foes we have ever faced was a ancient feather spirit that lead a bunch of purple diamonds like puppets and try to conquer the worlds as always.
*Angel Guard #4: I hope these fire demons are easy to kill as a shard.
*Satan: To all the gods and guardians of the afterlife, this is your last call to join me as we will take over the realms and all the worlds where every creature that live here, call a life, will be burned to the ashes.
*God: Never! You stay in no choice, but to leave for our sins.
*Satan: If you're not going to join my conquest of taking over the Earth, then I have no respect for you, master.
*God: You leave me no choice as much we hate each other as in the bibles.
*Satan: I've never been hurtful like this before in pain. My army, take down the throne! *his army clash against the afterlife*
*God: Erase them all! Don't let them get through the eternal power! *send his army to fight against Satan's army*
*Angel Guard #1: This is for our people! *he and the angels fight against the demons as well shooting arrows on the minotaurs and punching dragons through the buildings*
*Angel Guard #2: Don't worry God. We'll protect this world by the use of our sparkles! *use a axe to cut off the griffins and demons as well shooting sparkles at the devils*
*God: Let's see what are you made of, demon. *charge his powers*
*Satan: Right at your side. *burn to fight God*
*God: *thunder blast at Satan through the buildings* Eat dust!
*Satan: Never! *blast to destroy the floating cities*
*God: What kind of demon are you?
*Satan: A fire entity. *control the clouds to shoot rain fire everywhere*
*God: Not my realm! *control the clouds to shoot lightning at the rain fire*
*Satan: You're cheating yourself, are you?
*God: Of course not.
*Satan: Then fight like a man! *grunt by breaking chains*
(Back in Hell, Pat, Stan, Sam and Max continue fighting against the supernatural creatures as one of them shoot balls, shoot bullets, throw spike balls and hammers at every devil, demon, minotaur and cyclops alike in war)
*Pat: *bowl a ball to knock out the demons* Strike!
*Stan: *spin to hit at the devils* Hitting like a pinball.
*Sam: *shoot at a minotaur and throw a bomb at the cyclops* That should do it.
*Max: *throw a TNT bomb to destroy many rocks that contain a lot of griffins falling off* Dynamite, baby! *laugh* Ah ha ha ha!
*Pat: *beat up every devil on the wall* Eat some horns!
*Stan: *hold a ammo gun to shoot at the minotaurs* Die all of you, minotaurs!
*Sam: *shoot at the griffins* Come back when you finished flying school, griffins!
*Max: *beat up a cyclops* Die die die, you one-eyed cyclops!
(Back in Heaven, the angels are clashing with the army of Satan as most of them blast thunder at the dragons and control the weather to shoot water to kill off every fire creature in battle as Satan and God use their powers to blast at every cloud and realm to destroy in the afterlife)
*God: You're not taking my realm away from me.
*Satan: What do every god have to offer when making alliances with bad gods?
*God: No god ever make a alliance to bad gods, like you! *thunder punch at Satan*
*Satan: *crash through the building* How dare you. I must prepare a thunder strike at the whole world. *control the weather to shoot thunder everywhere*
*Angel #1: God, the fire entity is controlling the weather to strike against the world.
*Angel #2: He's going to destroy the Earth by one shot.
*God: No. This cannot be. *watch the Earth being strike by thunder as people are screaming and running in various areas of the world like New York, Colorado, Florida, Texas, New Mexico, Mexico, China, Japan and even Oregon*
*Satan: Today is the day that all of my people will bow to down and all of humanity on every part of the region!
*God: Not so fast. *control the weather for himself to zap at all the fire creatures*
*Satan: What are you doing?!
*God: Leave my people behind this! *fly and power punch at Satan back to the portal* Good riddance to every one of you. *make his people cheer* Thank you, and thank you. I hope his haters teach him a lesson as we must clean up the mess Satan have caused in the afterlife.
(A portal open up in Hell as Satan crashed on the ground with Pat, Stan, Sam and Max fighting against the fire creatures with Satan showing up to confront them again)
*Satan: I hate gods. *look at his enemies* Well, well, loonie loons. How is playtime doing for you?
*Pat: You just lost few of your henchmen and that's good!
*Satan: You can't defeat my entire army in seconds, chubby hippo. I got a lesson for you. Watch this! *try to slam Pat*
*Pat: *dodge Satan's hit* Whoa!
*Satan: Come at me, animal. You're going to lose.
*Pat: Watch this! *kick a rock high and hit it at Satan*
*Satan: *crash on a wall* Moron. Now that you learn something easy. You learn something challenging! *use the force to move up the rocks and land on the ground*
*Stan: Not again. What are we doing!?
*Sam: Satan want us to fight through floating lands and rocks.
*Max: We'll still going to take him down through obstacles and courses.
*Satan: Your free time is over now, animals. *control the ground to make the realm float through lava and himself*
*Pat: Let's do this for realsies. *he and his friends fight the demons as well fighting Satan by knocking him with logs, rocks, lava stones and bombs as well knocking every griffin down to the lava*
*Stan: *throw a griffin on a demon while kicking a rock to hit Satan* Yeah!
*Sam: *throw a bomb at the devils* Eat a bag full of bombs if you want!
*Max: *set up the fireworks* As if you please, fireworks. Shoot them like it's the 4th of July in America! *shoot fireworks all over the Underworld from blasting every devil and demon out of the way* Happy early 4th of July, Underworld! *a big firework blast woke up a rock ogre while glaring at the animals fighting Satan's army*
*Pat: *throw a rock at a demon* Ha ha ha. This is fun.
*Stan: Totally fun.
*Sam: *shoot bullets at Satan* How is lunch doing for you?
*Satan: Not, cool! *use his teeth to break a bullet*
*Sam: Well that was harsh. *continue shooting at Satan*
*Max: *knock out a griffin* Talk about empathy. *see a rock ogre showing up by roaring at the gang* Holy rocks! How did a rock ogre show up in the middle of a fight?!
*Pat: Man, he's as big as a giant! *dodge the rock ogre from smashing the ground* Totally that big!
*Stan: *knock out every devil* How are we going to beat this thing to death?
*Sam: I know. *shoot at the rock ogre*
*Satan: What are you doing?
*Max: Eat your heart out! *kick a giant spike ball to Satan*
*Satan: Gah! How dare you! *crush three sharp rocks and a mountain*
*Sam: Not on my watch. *throw a rock at Satan*
*Satan: *roars* I had it enough.
*Max: *run through a rock ogre as the rock ogre to hitting Max, only to beat himself* Ha ha ha. He tickles. *he the rock ogre grabbing a rope and swing against it as he hold a rope toward the rock ogre* Look out below! *push the rock ogre into the lava and jump off to land on the ground to see the rock ogre fall* Oh yeah.
*Satan: *crush every rock and throw floating lands at Pat* Why won't you die?!
*Pat: *hold a floating island* Ooh. Unique superpowers.
*Satan: What the? *Pat throw the floating island against him* No!
*Stan: Way a go Pat! Powerful as a god!
*Pat: We still have powers inside our bodies, right?
*Stan: We should have use them in battle.
*Sam: I got a trick to trap him inside!
*Satan: Say what?
*Sam: Have a nice day, father of all lies! *hold the magic hat and suck Satan into the magic hand*
*Satan: *get sucked to the magic hat* No! How dare you!
*Pat: *see the magic hat sucking many objects to the hat* It sucking everything to the pocket dimension.
*Stan: I don't know what's going on.
*Sam: Stranger danger. We're gonna get sucked in!
*Max: Here we go again with the wacky world! *he and everyone get sucked into the magic hat*
(Pat, Stan, Sam, Max and Satan are thrown to the wacky pocket dimension as they fall through magic clocks, towers, suspended animations of sea creatures and fall through a setting full of random rooms)
*Satan: Where are we? What happen here?
*Pat: Welcome to the world of fun and wackiness.
*Stan: This is where we are going to fight in so you don't have to conquer as many worlds you want to.
*Satan: You are disturbing my dynasty to rule the Earth! Idiots!
*Sam: Look at all the worlds in this dimension. You can take over any world you want in this dimension, but not in ours.
*Max: That's what private property is!
*Satan: Forget your private property. This is Satan's property now! *burn and destroy many clocks and cities*
*Pat: He's destroying the pocket dimension. Let's get him! *he and everyone fight Satan through the worlds and smash through rooms, stairs and clocks*
*Stan: *throw fruits and vegetables at Satan* Eat them! They're good for you!
*Satan: Never! *fire laser at the whole world by making all the sketched animals scream and run through cities*
*Sam: Not the people!
*Max: What about the children!? *see the babies crying on the space pods*
*Satan: *use his powers to crush towns and clocks into balls* Your soul belong to me, NOW!
*Max: Oi! Diablo! *shoot Satan*
*Satan: Idiot! *grab Max and fight him by spinning through every world they warp to like a underwater world, a Jurassic world, a shape world, a 20s city world, and a space world, only to crash on a stage with many rabbits clapping at the scene*
*Max: What happen here? Where are we?
*Satan: Huh? This is not suppose to happen. *burn at the audience with everyone screaming out of here* This is what meant to happen!
*Max: You're burning the land, stop!
*Pat: *show up by crashing on the stage with a truck* Did somebody call the ambulance?!
*Stan: *show up by a rocket* We got a surprise for you.
*Sam: *pop out of the box* As Freelance Police, you are under arrest for trying to burn innocent lives in this pocket dimension.
*Satan: You cannot mess with me. I am going to wipe you out and make a mockery out of you.
*Pat: Well, we got something else for you. *hear a stampede*
*Satan: What was that?
*Sam: Wait for it.
*Stan: Wait for it.
*Max: Stampede!
*Satan: What? No! *get run over by realistic animals including baby mommies* SCREW YOU! *get carried away*
*Pat: Bye Satan!
*Stan: See you at the end of the world.
*Sam: Glad we take him away for his crimes.
*Max: He's going to be on the criminal records for next year.
*Satan: *shake and glow* LEAVE, ME, ALONE! *blast and explode*
*Pat: What the? *he and everyone cover themselves from the blast*
(The magic hat keep on shaking as the whole wacky pocket dimension explode through the whole realm of Hell with many of the reality changing colors and themes through black, white, green, blue, pink, purple and sketched as the heroes crash on the ground with Satan floating with his new cosmic powers taken from the wacky dimension as many objects from that dimension fall into the realm with clocks and broken buildings alike)
*Satan: Yes. I finally escaped this crazy world. Now I got a chance to beat you with my new powers.
*Pat: My god. He destroyed the magic hat.
*Sam: No! I got it from a magic convention back in 2005! It's burned! Ruined! And the only one to collect!
*Max: How are we going to beat this guy out of the limits?
*Stan: We have to fight back. He can easily escape with these powers to control every dimension he goes to.
*Satan: Your seal has been filled for the day! *fly and fight the heroes as the animation changes through the scene*
*Pat: *crash on a storyboard* Uh? Why am I trapped in a storyboard for a new cartoon?
*Stan: *fly in 2D to beat up Satan in stop-motion and 3D* Have a nice flight. *power blast Satan*
*Sam: *run in 2D-3D styled animation and jump to beat up Satan* Wow. This animation change is even challenging than I thought. *throw Satan away*
*Max: *jump in 8-bit style to shoot bullets at Satan to blast him away* I am a winner! *he and his friends fly through a comic book setting to chase Satan in the sky and beat him through every page until getting trapped by the rocks in the last page of the comic, saying "TO BE CONTINUED*
*Satan: *evil laugh* Game over, dogs, hippo and rabbit. You are now a slave for me and will be working in Hell for the rest of your entire lives.
*Sam: No. We cannot lose.
*Max: What have we done?
*Stan: *struggle to fight* We don't have enough time left to think.
*Pat: We have to think now what to do next.
*Stan: Use the superpowers.
*Pat: Oh really? You know that?
*Stan: Yeah. That happen in every comic book in the world.
*Pat: Wise guy. I think we got it. *he and Stan turn to superheroes by breaking the rock and blasting at Satan to change the animation back to 3D*
*Satan: *crash on the ground* Morons! You are killing me smalls! *summon his undead devils to the battle* Zombies, I serve you your dinner with dogs, hippo and rabbit! Munch them up before they flee like chickens!
*Sam: Whoa. You got superpowers?
*Stan: Yes. It's part of our nutrition and heroism.
*Max: Ooh. We want superpowers. But how do we wear them?
*Pat: I'll give some of my powers to you so we can fight Satan and save the multiverse from justice.
*Stan: How about we share all of our power together so we don't have to fight for more?
*Sam: Sound like teamwork.
*Max: Sharing is caring! *hand holds together to power up and turn Sam and Max into superheroes* Alright! We're super!
*Sam: Heh heh heh. I got cosmic powers.
*Pat: Alright! Now we can fly with the four of us.
*Stan: We can finish off Satan that easily to save the day.
*Satan: You're superheroes?! Ha. You're never going to win a token for a trophy. Kill them all! *send his undead devils to attack the heroes*
*Pat: Let's roll with it.
*Stan: Gotta go fast. *fly with the heroes to fight Satan's army*
(The background song "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" by The Police play as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max fly as superheroes to battle against the army of Satan with Pat blasting hydro powers at the devils with Sam blowing the fire off the devils by making them scream as Sam shoot laser beams at the devils with Max spinning at the undead devils. Satan run to smash the ground as he float to fight Pat, Stan, Sam and Max through the world by crashing through mountains and clocks and bumping into towers as well sliding on castle and shapes)
*Satan: You, are not taking my land away from me.
*Pat: We can do this the hard way. Or the easy way.
*Satan: *sign* Fine. I'll do the hard way.
*Pat: Make us. *dodge and punch every hit from Satan and knock him down*
*Stan: *blow Satan off the ride as he and his friends jump off the shapes to fight the fire entity through the clocks* Time's up!
*Satan: Never! *throw many clocks at Stan*
*Stan: *blow the clocks out* Ha ha ha. I'm the big bad dog now.
*Satan: You got it all wrong. You were suppose to be the big bad wolf! *thunderclap at the whole world by knocking everyone on the rock island*
*Sam: What a critical hit. What the fire god want us this time?
*Satan: You have no choice to leave, but to remain on this area!
*Max: We don't have to win, but we have to lose!
*Satan: Oh, I'm gonna kill you now! *run and battle against the heroes*
*Pat: Take this! *jump and kick Satan*
*Stan: And that! *throw a rock at Satan*
*Sam: Eat a bullet. *shoot a bullet at Satan*
*Max: Have a rough day. *thunderclap at Satan*
*Satan: *crash on the wall* Not again. No! *fall to the lava*
*Pat: Well that was quick.
*Stan: Good job you guys. We finally beat the devil out of the way. *see Satan grow big* Not again. And again!
*Sam: *see all the lands floating* The whole realm is floating.
*Max: Now what the big dawg want from us?
*Satan: You leave me no choice, but to feel the power of Satan! *power up with rain fire blasting*
*Pat: Rain fire!
*Stan: *blow the rain fire out* I can't hold it any longer.
*Sam: He's getting bigger every time we fight him.
*Max: He grow too fast as a giant from Jack and the Beanstalk.
*Satan: What's the matter? Lives burning through your eyes? *glow his eyes*
*Pat: We're not running away today. *feel the force*
*Stan: *stop blowing* That's every last of the rain fire I blow out.
*Sam: Stranger danger. Finder keeper.
*Max: I feel for nothing.
*Satan: Whatever you are, here I come, mother suckas! *roar and run with fire toward the group*
*Pat: *use his powers to make the floating island go up to aim at Satan* This is your final chance.
*Stan: Leave, our, homes, alone!
*Sam: If you try to burn our houses or departments, you're toast.
*Max: Get a grip out of our carrots!
*Satan: All jokes aside. You should be ashamed of yourselves for messing with my life and people you all kill!
*Pat: You're still going down through our secret weapon.
*Stan: Are you ready?
*Sam: Yes. We are.
*Max: Unleash the power through our minds. *glow with everyone*
*Satan: Not a chance! *try to hit the animals*
*Pat, Stan, Sam and Max: Fus Ro Dah! *power punch at Satan*
*Satan: *crash through the lava* Noooooooo! Curse you all! I will always hate you! *give a middle finger* Forever! *sink to splash lava at all the fire creatures to wipe them all out of existence*
*Pat: *he and his friends are deformed back to their original selves* Yeah! We beat Satan to dead!
*Stan: He's going to the super hell now.
*Sam: Way a go you guys. You finally defeated a crime-lord villain on the job.
*Max: *floss* A score one, a score two and a score three for everyone!
*Pat: For all of us together. That goes for a score four as a team of four!
*Stan: Yeah. We got all the heroism and favoritism in our bodies. *see the landing shaking* Uh, is it me or is the world about to break apart?
*Sam: I wouldn't say favoritism depending on how we get. But everything in this land is starting to flow like paper!
*Max: Which means, we're going back up to the world! *he and everyone float*
*Pat: Hold on tight! We're going back up in the place!
*Stan: Back to where the road rage was held.
*Sam: This is getting crazier than I thought.
*Max: It's a whole strange world full of lava and anti-gravity! *he and everyone zoom up to the wormhole* Here goes for nothing!
(The background song end as all the floating lands get sucked to the portal as Pat, Stan, Sam and Max scream all the way up to the hole as back in New York on the endless road, the ground pop the animals out of Hell with the ground rebuilding itself to fix the road as the animals fall on the ground with falling rocks on the way with few clocks and broken buildings crashing on the ground)
*Pat: *dizzy* Oh my. We're back on Earth! Yay! *kiss the ground* I miss you land so much*
*Stan: Pat, stop kissing on the ground. The dirt is gonna make your mouth dirty.
*Sam: Ooh wee mama. I just love the smell of fresh air in the morning.
*Max: No more Satan, means no more Hell forever!
*Pat: *clean his mouth* Home to where the heart is.
*Stan: In your dreams, people. Just living the life and rock on with a early summer.
*Sam: I hope DeSoto is safe somewhere around the land. *his DeSoto car show up through landing by the tires* Alright! Our baby is back in business!
*Max: *jump* Woo hoo! We can now drive again with a car!
*Pat: Just in time for a celebration.
*Stan: *smell some fresh air* Ah. Fresh breath of warm weather.
*Sam: *kiss the DeSoto car* Baby, how much I miss you driving since the fall. I think you need a car wash after the long trip.
*Max: Stop simping on the car and let's go!
*Pat: The whole city is watching and planning a celebration for us for saving the city.
*Stan: Not just the city. The world!
*Sam: The hell with the Aquabears. The hell with Quire. The hell with Mack Salmon. The hell with the devils and monsters.
*Max: And the hell with Satan!
*Pat: Good grief we finally beaten those guys through the trip.
*Stan: Only one of them escaped, knowing he will be back soon with a new plan.
*Sam: With Quire arrested, he no longer have the power to destroy and loot any place he go to despite being banned. At the end of the day, let's hit the road.
*Max: Back to New York! *he and everyone get on the DeSoto car and drive out of the highway*
TO BE CONTINUED TO THE LAST PART OF THE SPECIAL
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