The U.S Government

== Overview ==
The US Government is the biggest, free-est, and most beautiful leading system in the world, apart from Texas, and Austrailia. They specialize in great media, economics, and culture diversity, and typically send in guys with guns when extremely dangerous villains attack.
== History ==
After the American Revolution, George Washington stated that America would have to be stronger than any country the world had ever seen, and vowed that it would become just that.
After many ups and downs, it was eventually time for a new plan, after the 35th president John Fitzgerald Kennedy was almost assassinated, only surviving due to him wearing his favorite bulletproof fedora, which was unfortunately dented.
America wept that day, and began to take new action, electing JFK to stay as president some more. Eventually, the ball got rolling, and America has since had 3 Kennedys in office.
In 2013, three years after they were already being good guys, President Jimmy F Kennedy along with the United Nations, elected Spiral Crimsal and Chad Pwnhammer as the official representatives of Earth, even though they're aliens.
== Members & Ranking/Jobs ==
* Jimmy Fitzgerald Kennedy the 3rd: Current President as of 2001
* Michael Ransh Billsbroke: Mayor of Chicago
* Arcaedo: U.S Senator and Mayor of Vegas Gold/Representative of Nevada
*Amelia Earhart Jr.: Mayor of Bermuda City
* Peter Teesdie, Elliot Green, and Steven Wright: U.S Veterans
== Trivia ==
* Unlike the real world, The U.S Government is brimming with competent officials that listen to their people, and are not corrupt, lying, pedophiles.
* One of the largest mouths on Solace's body is George Washington.
*Theodore Roosevelt the 26th U.S. President, taught Boss how to play pool. His exact response to him not knowing how to play pool was quote: "Well that's a damn shame, lemme teach ya'."
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