Watching Television/Quotes

:Announcer: (on TV) We'll be right back after this word!
:[Bart and Lisa begin to fight.]
:Announcer: (on TV) And now back to our show!
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:[Bart and Lisa continue to fight with each other.]
:[Maggie changes the channel.]
:Bart: Hey!
:Lisa: Don't change that channel!
:Bart: We're watching that show!
:[Bart and Lisa begin to fight for the third time.]
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:Lisa: This is a dorky show, Bart. Change the channel.
:Bart: No
:Lisa: Change the channel.
:Bart: No.
:Lisa: Change the channel.
:Bart: No.
:Lisa: Change the channel.
:Bart: No.
:[Maggie changes the channel again.]
:Lisa and Bart: Hey! Turn that back on!
:Lisa: Change the channel.
:Bart: No.
:(Bart and Lisa repeat the same thing twelve times)
:Lisa: (twelfth time) CHANGE THE CHANNEL!!
:Bart: (twelfth time) NO!!
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:Homer: Well, here we are. The whole family. All together, sharing, getting to know each other, exchanging ideas, stories and laughs, snuggling up, bonding together as only a tightly-knit family can. Why, we're more than a-
:Bart: Dad, you can stop now! The commercial's over and the show's back on.
:Homer: Oh. Oh, yeah.
Category:Quotes