Caden Salsa Berry (PTSD war hostage)

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 Caden when he was taken hostage by an intergalactic slave trade during a war for the men to sell system .
==Story==
 when Caden was forced into battle during the war for the men to sell system he was then caught off guard by a swarm of enemy ships who then overpowered his ship and destroyed it. He was then taken hostage into slavery where his facial hair grew wild like pubic hair and he missed his foreign Internet girlfriend as he was denied Internet access . Later about the junkers that were also captured during the war realized that his Internet girlfriend was a catfish and decided to spray paint it on his uniform because now everyone in the galaxy knows that he’s being Catfished except for him .
==Facts==
 He’s being Catfished by Osama bin Laden .
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