Manny Quacioua

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Manny Quacioua is a human, travelling Fingernailmaster and higher peeing in the Hollow Day series of shames.
==Description==
Manny Quacioua is a fit, healthy, and humorous adult human who travels the cosmos in his red 1995 Chevrolet Cavalier sedan in search of Kmarts and other vintage retail.
Manny Quacioua is muscular and strong. This is either because he takes a lot of protein, or uses steroids. The inhabitants of Hollownecks can only speculate.
==Biography==
=== Early Life===
He was born in Warren, Ohio, a mythical place on planet Earth, in which most of the inhabitants of Europa can only dream of visiting. Sometime in his early adulthood, he recovered from a meth addiction, becoming enemies with Walter White in an effort to end all drugs and become more powerful. His rivalry was due to his belief that Walter White was secretly an Eddie Lampert slave, but has been disproven with concrete evidence. After ceasing the consumption of meth, Manny Quacioua unlocked previously untapped sectors of his mind, allowing him to access the Dream Realm, and also become so powerful, that he began to travel space roughly 1,404,903 times the speed of light. Today, Manny Quacioua routinely visits Europa and more specifically Hollownecks, due to his friendship with The Fucker and Land Rover Defender.
===Relationship with Hollownecks===
Manny Quacioua discovered Hollownecks by accident in October 3016, where he met the Tan King and others. He discovered a Kmart location in Rocknose, which was managed by Sly. As his lifelong mission was to save the Kmarts, he used his powers to claim the territory around the Kmart and cut ties with Eddie Lampert. After this, Manny Quacioua would return every October to inspect the Kmart store, and also visit his friends.
Manny Quacioua appears and can be fought in Godaway, in which he is referred to as the God of Retail and Salvation.
===#SaveTheKamrts===
After a traumatic incident in his early adulthood (the first time he witnessed a Kmart location permanently closing), Manny Quacioua gathered the power and courage to fight against the terrifyingly evil forces of Eddie Lampert and save the Kmarts.
Sadly, almost every Kmart in planet Earth has closed, but he seems to be successfully saving Kmarts outside of Earth.
===Reception===
Some residents of Hollownecks now worship Manny Quacioua due to his knowledge, strength, and salvation powers, with most of his believers dedicating the month of October as a time of pilgrimage to Rocknose, where they worship him.
==Trivia==
*Manny Quacioua's real name is Christopher Fitzwater.
*Manny Quacioua is actually 14,013,518,501 times more powerful than The Imposter.
*Manny Quacioua loves Burger King.
*Manny Quacioua can count to 10 without counting to 10.
*In the Hall Of Gods in Godaway, no shamer has ever managed to defeat him.
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