Ballast

A member of the Slitheen family, upon putting on a skin suit made from R. Asquith, was unsure about the compression, complaining that he had "too much ballast round the middle", which was alleviated when his stomach loudly gurgled, before letting off a loud fart. Giving out a relieved groan, he noted "oh, that's better!" (TV: Aliens of London)
Category:Anatomy and physiology from the real world