Bonita Soleil

Bonita Soleil is a beautiful, successful actress who outperforms every other member of the set. Well, at first glance, that's what it seems to be. The truth is, she rules the stage with an iron fist, and has been known to curse people out over trying to interrupt (or distract) her. Usually, her rage is targeted at Becky Houndstooth, because she doesn't have the cahones to confront Jasper Rolls.
Also, about the outperforming everyone else thing, this is because the other actors she performs with are all stupid children who are dressed as flowers for... reasons? IDK.
Originally, Bonita was the sole being in the mind of Gloria Von Gouton, being a representation of her younger, shining self. As time went on, though, Bonita became a separate being, much more like a snooty teenager than the golden years of a well-known actress. Nowadays, she lives with "those other weirdos" in an apartment in Wadd.
Bonita enjoys gossip, especially about the gangs. Like, have you heard the news? Balan died. She popped some champagne when he finally kicked the bucket, but she didn't drink any herself. She's too goody-goody for alcohol (allegedly, see; Gregory).
== Trivia ==
* Bonita says Nightmarionne (her landlord) is weird and overcharging (the rent is 20 UnDollars a month).
* Bonita once spiked Becky's drink with Bone Hurting Juice, just because she said that she shouldn't push other actors off the stage.
* She has a SEVERE rivalry with Nick Nack (like, Jesus, Bonita, calm the New Jersey down!)
* She thinks 90% of the guys in the UnWorld are stupid.
* Bonita hates being interrupted while having her quiet time, but is flattered by it when strangers do it by accident. In her own words, "Oh, the paparazzi! Snooping as usual, I assume!"
* Bonita hates Les Claypool with a passion. She's even put a hit out on him.
* Bonita can apparently use the Tri Beam somehow. which isn't good since using the attack will drain your life energy
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