Quandalyons

Quandalyons are humanoid creatures of the genus Charkarou. All three living species are native to Cock Island. They are closely related to Barseons.
== Contents ==
* 1Species and habitats
* 2Fossil species
* 3Physical characteristics and diet
* 4Reproduction
== Species and habitats ==
The three existing species of dinglesquat are Q. Tyrannis (Quandalyon Tyrannosaurus Hybrid), Q. Polorsaurus (Polar Dingle), and Q. fingyrnoodil (Goofiiahh dinglesquat). The latter of which is completely aquatic. Most Quandalyons live in moist areas, constantly searching for new tools to stroke their chickens with. D. fingyrlnoodil, an aquatic species, spends its juvenile stages in lean ponds and estuaries, though eventually travels to the Mug Ocean to spend its adult life. All species were discovered by Bofa Del Peso Jefferson in the 1300s and 1400s. In 1398, Jefferson slaughtered all but ~500 individual Quandalyons, and nine species went permanently extinct. Luckily, the Quandalyons population has greatly recovered since. This is due to Yosef Muzamidalhammidloppydoopiselmuhammad of Cock Island program of saving their habitat. They are of average intellgience.
== Fossil species ==
The nine extinct Quandalyon species are Q. bingletoni, Q. arnoldi, Q. Vastato, Q. fluviatilis, Q. squiggleton, Q. tycklepyckle, Q. goocherson, Q. aubreydrakegraham, and Q. champagnepapi.
== Physical characteristics and diet ==
Quandalyons reach about 4-18" in height. They very much resemble humans, though they are often very skinny. Known to drink Beach Lean. Also enjoy Burger King Whoppers.
== Reproduction ==
All dinglesquats are Phermodidamidites. They get pregnant by stroking their chickens and implanting their special pee-pee into their doo-doo holes.