Posie

Posie “Pokie” McGarden is a major supporting character in North Park. She is a student at North Park elementary.
== Background ==
Posie comes from someplace much colder than the mountains of Colorado, and thus doesn't mind dressing in weather-inrappropriate attire, as she is unmoved by the cold. Her nipples, however, are not.
== Appearance ==
Posie has freckled skin and auburn hair with slight curls that she keeps up in a high ponytail with a pink scrunchie. She wears a pink sleeveless blouse with white lace decoration on the front, as well as a purple and pink pleated skirt and white socks. 
== Personality ==
Posie knows as a leader she is responsible for everyone and she simply wants the best for the entire town of North Park.  Just because she doesn't understand someone doesn't mean she does not care for them. She likes to plan, lead and do her best to see that every task she's handed is handled is perfectly as possible, this usually puts her in charge of many events around the school and town or North Park. 
Self assured, feminine, and "perfect"-as proclaimed by herself. Posie views the world under the belief that there's a place for everyone, every person fits into their role. For this reason she places a lot of importance on her own perfection and grace, and is somewhat put off by those who do not fit into her worldview; those who are different, poor, or especially disabled. 
This discomfort by the abnormal and crippled doesn't come from a place of malice, and she will display concern for those less fortunate, believing her treatment of them is for their own good.
Posie's family is Mormon, and although her faith and practices are much more traditional than her cousin's, it's a passion the two of them share nontheless, and one she will often try and share with her friends as well.
== Family ==
==== Heather McGarden ====
Posie's mother whom she adores dearly. Posie looks up to her mother and sees her as beautiful and elegant. However, Posie's tendency for adventure often gets criticism from her mother, who tends to be strict with her. Heather doesn't like when Posie hangs out with people she considers to be unsavory, which happens a lot considering they live in North Park.
==== Martin McGarden ====
Posie's father, the two of them get along really well. Martin is very encouraging of his daughter, although he can sometimes be too busy with work, or oblivious to what is going on in her life.
==== Lydia ====
Posie's cousin Lydia is someone she has a rocky relationship with. Posie generally tries to be nice to everyone, but Lydia has a record of being deliberately nasty to her. This is due to Lydia's achievements constantly being compared to Posie since a young age, building up resentment that lead to a rivalry. Lydia is actively antagonistic towards Posie and regularly tries to disrupt Posie's perfect image of a school she has built up. Posie for the most part tries to avoid Lydia, and save face whenever Lydia messes with her at school.
==== Linus ====
Linus is Posie's cousin and Lydia's younger brother. Even though Linus tries to be a rebellious troublemaker like his sister, Posie doesn't take him at all seriously and if anything finds him kind of cute.
== Relationships ==
==== The Girl's club ====
Having dubbed herself the official unofficial leader of all the girls, Posie attempts to befriend and unite all of them, even those who are less than conventionally feminine.
==== Sidney Walker ====
Despite her aversion to the mentally and physically handicapped, Posie possibly finds herself somewhat attracted to Sid, although she will never admit this.
== Powers and abilities ==
==== Pokie ====
Due to wearing short sleeves in an eternal winter, Posie's nipples when cold enough, can become sharp as steel. This earned her the nickname of Pokie. 
== Future== 
Warning: Time shenanigans
This section describes events that may or may not happen in the future, and are dubiously canon.
One of the proposed futures illustrated for Posie is one wherein she is married to Sid, starting a healthy and functional Mormon family and having one, or several, children.
Another, more unfortunate future, presents her as a cuck who is unable to get her husband's attention and resorts to intimacy with her cousin, Lydia.
==Gallery==
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Cheer Squad.png|Posie on the Cheer Squad.
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Np gtww 6.png|Posie's Ninja anime version.
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Category:North Park Elementary Students
Category:Female Characters