Epic Rap Battle Parodies April Fool's

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The joke installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features protagonist of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Carl Johnson, rapping against the Bikini Bottom's Patrick Star. It was released April 1st, 2014
==Cast:==
Frenzy as Carl Johnson (Actor)
Zack Maloney as Carl Johnson (Voice)
Matthew as Patrick Star (Actor)
Zander Kanack as Patrick Star (Voice)
Justin Buckner as Squidward Tentacles and Freddy Krueger (Cameos)
==Lyrics:==
===Carl Johnson:===
Yo, look at this crunk shit, I'm battling a pink blob,
Watch me pull out my gun, pop pop, just like CoD!
I'd rather play Panoramio than watch your damn show,
Think twice before fucking with the homie from the Grove!
Your humor's outdated, what, are you living under a rock?
Oops... I didn't realize you were that dumb, I forgot!
Your own neighbor hates you, man, when will you be done?
Hell, your only fucking friend is a drugged up yellow sponge!
===Patrick Star:===
Yo, my name is Patrick Star, I can play instruments,
Wait... is mayonaisse an instrument? No... ridiculous,
I'll send you to Rock Bottom, so suck my yellow head,
After I win, I'll stick a golden star on this prick,
You're just jealous, 'cause I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward,
You're just stupid like Texas, I'll shrink you like wumbo, you nerd!
I'm underwaaaater bitch, you look like some steam,
When you lose, just do what I do when I have problems, SCREAM!
===Carl Johnson:===
Yo homie, you're just angry 'cause you can't see your forehead!
Frankendoodle bowled off your head, but at least he gets more head!
Bitch ass-hole, you look like some pink jelly,
I'll murder you like I did to Freddy,
Alan, Andre, Little Weasy, Jizzy B,
Kane, Lance, Bone Mendez, with a T,
Snakehead, Witness, Edward, and Benny, 
Big Poppa, Melvin, and mother fucking Marco Forelli!
===Patrick Star:===
You're uglier than the ugly Cuntitty named Dickle the Nickel,
And your dickle has more warts than Kevin the Pickle!
You're just jealous 'cause I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward,
You're just stupid like Texas, I'll shrink you like wumbo you nerd!
I'm the Star of this battle, I'll stab you like a needle,
And I'll ride victory like a pirate ship, LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE!
Once there was an ugly barnacle named Carl,
He was ugly that everyone died.... the end.
<poll>
Who..... Won?
Carl Johnson
Patrick Star
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
</poll>
Category:Epic Rap Battle Parodies
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