Possible History and the Philosopher

Possible History and the Philosopher is a Harry Potter spoof created by Marklin. 
== Plot ==
The story follows young Possible History, a boy who thinks he is just a normal boy, living in horrible deprivation with his two uncles WIGP and Muncher Z as well as his cousin Zvallid. But things change when Sharkron Rolie visits and informs him he is the chosen one, with a place at the PH School of shitposting (he is so chosen they named the fucking school after him). After a brief trip to collect his things at diagonal Alley, he's away.
Enroute he meets future friend Arakon Mangofett and arch nemesis. Upon arriving at the shitposting school, they are sorted into one of the four Houses - Simpindor, Deez Nutz, Smartassclaw and Assholeryn.
In the first year, PH and Mango make friends with Zerglingking Jeddo and stop the Dark Lord Michael evil time travelling scoundrel Frieda from getting the Philosopher (Evry1 Forever Active). In the process, Zvallid is killed by Mocha. 
== Themes ==
PH and the Philosopher parodies Harry Potter by setting the action in the 2020s. Magic is replaced with memes. It also pokes fun at the borderline racist attitudes of even the 'good guys' in Harry Potter toward Muggles, or here, Clovers. 
== The Four Houses ==
Simpindor: Noble, brave, and doesn't know how to act around women.
Smartassclaw: that annoying kid who thought he knew more than you in class because he played war thunder. They got so annoying an entire house was made just to contain their smugness.
Deez Nutz: Information? More like Deez Nutz, gottem.
Assholeryn: Despite being only 13% of the school population, Assholeryn's consistently produce the most evil assholes. You'd think the NSA would be on this particular house like a fly on shit, but I guess since they're mostly white, they aren't as much of a problem.
== Cast ==
=== Cast ===
Only a partial cast list ready at the moment. The character whose role they fill in Harry Potter is in brackets.
* Possible History (Harry Potter)
* Arakon Mangofett (Ron Weasley)
* ZerglingKing Jeddo (Hermione Granger)
* Caudillo Frenchman (Neville Longbottom)
* Marklin (Albus Dumbledore)
* The Emperor Mocha (Minerva McGonagall)
* Dinkleberg Skench (Severus Snape)
* Michael Frieda, What's-his-name (Voldemort)
* Evry1 Forever Active- the Philospher
* Sharkron Rolie (Hagrid)
* Whatifalthist (Harry's Aunt)
* Monsieur Z (Harry's Uncle)
* Zvallid (Harry's Cousin)
* Premiermodi HIM (Harry's one guy who helps him learn quidditch)
* Skench Heavy (shopkeeper)
== The actual story ==
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SWcx19LLoJKYsoUhaGvwlU4L8HL4HYZAtKQgrwi3PCA/edit?usp=sharing