Phil DeVille's music recital

Phil DeVille pleaded with his parents, Bruce Wayne and Marilyn Monroe, to buy him a snare drum. Bruce gave in and they bought him a snare drum. The snare drum cost fourteen dollars, but Phil was stinky at playing his snare drum. So Bruce hired a tutorial to work with Phil so that Phil could play his snare drum in the recital. Phil played the snare drum and he was very stinky. Phil gave Bruce a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad case of vomiting and pooping.
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