What Did I Miss?/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "What Did I Miss?".
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(At Maddy’s saloon, she does some Trolls’ hair. Poppy appears to visit her father.)
Poppy: Dad? Dad? Dad, are you in here? (She sees Fuzzbert.) Hey, Fuzzbert, have you seen my dad around?
Peppy: Almost done, sweetie! (We see that Maddy is trying to do his hair.)
Poppy: Ooh! Dad, your new haircut is gonna look great. I mean, you’ve been here for, like, an entire day!
Peppy: What can I say, Poppy? That’s what it takes if you want… (Maddy uncovers his hair.) … frosted tips. (Maddy hold sup a mirror.) Take that, Father Time. (His hair shatters and gets messy.) Touché, Father Time. Maddy, I think it’s time for plan B. (Maddy takes out scissors in the shape of the letter B and starts cutting his hair.) I can’t believe I missed an entire day of Troll fun just for this.
Poppy: Don’t worry, Dad. I scrapbooked everything that happened today. (She takes out a book.) See? (We go to the past where Branch is cutting a hedge while whistling a tune. He accidentally cuts a pink female Troll’s hair that looked like the hedge. He places a piece of the hedge above her and runs away. We then go to where DJ Suki is playing Best Day Ever.)
Past Biggie: It sounds normal to me.
Past DJ Suki: I know. But when you play it backwards… (She plays the song backwards.)
Past Poppy: I love cupcakes! (DJ Suki and Biggie gasp. They then hear Poppy cackling. This causes them to scream and run away. We go to where Sky Toronto is on a stage. The audience is heard cheering.)
Past Sky: (amplified) Trolls, I’m proud to present the latest and greatest in hug technology. I give you… (He uncovers a Hug Watch.) … Hug Watch. 2.0.
All: Ooh!
Past Sky: (Putting on the Hug Watch and trying different things) Hug Watch 2.0 glitters, confettis, disco-balls… plays games… (He presses a button and a purple male Glitter Troll appears. A hand touches him.)
Voice: Tag! You’re it!
Glitter Troll #1: Huh? (He screams as he goes back in the Hug Watch.)
Past Sky: … styles your hair… (The Hug Watch styles his hair.) … manifests instant petting zoos… (The Hug Watch makes some critters appear and the audience cheers.) … and provides countless other amusements until it stops working, just in time for Hug Watch 3.0! (The Trolls stops cheering.)
Past Smidge: Planned obsolescence! Yaaaaay! (The Trolls cheer again.)
Past Sky: So, embrace the future with… Hug Watch 2.0. (The audience cheers once more.) Any questions? (A purple male Troll pops up.)
Troll #1: Does it still tell us when it’s hug time? (Sky becomes shocked.)
Past Sky: This presentation is over! (The Hug Watch grabs a helicopter and he leaves. We go to a pod where two Troll children are looking at a cake with no frosting.)
Troll Child #1: Plain cake?
Troll Child #1 and #2: (sigh) I wish we had some frosting.
Past Klaus: Did somebody say Frousting?! (He breaks some of the pod.) Oh, ja!
Troll Child #1 and #2: Klaus Von Frousting! (Klaus sprays pink frosting on the cake.)
Troll Child #2: Yaaaaaay!
Troll Child #1: Wahoooooo!
Past Klaus: That was a Klaus one! (A cupcake circles around his face.)
Voice: (singsong) That was a Klaus one! (We go to Satin and Chenille’s pod. Satin is reading a book and Chenille is knitting a scarf.)
Past Satin: (sighs) I’m cold. Can you grab me a sweater? (Chenille groans, gets a sweater out of a drawer, and puts it on Satin.) Not the itchy one. (Chenille groans and goes to find another sweater. We go to Smidge and Milton where they are hanging out in the night.)
Past Smidge: Milton?
Past Milton: Yes, Smidge?
Past Smidge: There’s something I need to ask you.
Past Milton: Yes, Smidge?
Past Smidge: It’s about this thing between us. I think we’ve both sensed it for a while now, but I still don’t know what it is or where it’s going.
Past Milton: Oh, Smidge. That’s just a Fuzzbumble. (The camera zooms out and we see a Fuzzbumble squeaking near his feet.) My guess is it’s headed that way, toward the forest. (The Fuzzbumble moves away.)
Past Smidge: Well, I’m glad we cleared that up. See ya! (She leaves. We go to Cooper who is falling from the sky.)
Past Cooper: I should have packed a parachute! (Klaus appears.)
Past Klaus: Oh, ja!
Past Cooper: Klaus Von Frousting! (Klaus sprays frosting and it forms into a parachute on Cooper.) Thanks, Klaus!
Past Klaus: That was a Klaus one!
Voice: (singsong) That was a Klaus one! (We go to a Troll giving ice cream to a Troll child.)
Ice Cream Shop Owner: Here you go! (Poppy and Branch appear.) Hi there! You guys want to try today’s special?
Past Poppy and Branch: Absolutely! (Keith pops up.)
Past Keith: Jinx! (Poppy and Branch cover their mouths.) You can’t talk until someone says your names! Keith wins! Keith wins!
Ice Cream Shop Owner: (Giving out the ice cream) Here you go. Anything else? (Poppy and Branch mumble.) OK, then. Break time! (He closes the shop while Poppy and Branch groan and grunt. They then go over to Guy Diamond.)
Past Guy Diamond: Guys, what’s wrong? (Poppy and Branch mumble.) I understand.
Past Poppy and Branch: Hm?
Past Guy Diamond: Speechless in the presence of Guy Diamond, are we?
Past Poppy and Branch: Huh?
Past Guy Diamond: (As his bottom moves) Ha-ha-ha-ha! (Poppy and Branch grunt and run away.) Ha-ha-ha-ha! (Poppy and Branch are with Cooper. Branch writes something on a piece of paper and shows it to Cooper.)
Past Cooper: “What’s my name?” Ooh! I know this one!
Past Poppy and Branch: Hm?!
Past Cooper: Cooper! (Poppy and Branch grunt while he laughs.) Nailed it! (Poppy and Branch grunt again while messing up their hair. They go over to Smidge and Biggie. Branch draws a picture of himself with a name tag.)
Past Biggie: You want us to look in your vest pocket? (Branch draws a speech bubble.)
Past Smidge: You want us to give you a balloon? (Branch grunts and points at the paper.)
Past Biggie: You want us to give your vest pocket a balloon? Aw! (Branch grunts and breaks the pencil in half. Poppy takes out a flower and Branch takes out a broken branch.)
Past Smidge: Oh, my Guh!
Past Biggie: Oh!
Both: You want us to say your name? Poppy and Branch!
Past Poppy: Yeah!
Past Branch: Woo-hoo-hoo!
All: We did it!
Past Branch: Yeeeeeaaaaah!
Past Poppy, Biggie, and Smidge: Yaaaaaaaaay! (Keith reappears.)
Past Keith: Jinx! Yeah! Keith! Keith! Keith! Keith! (Poppy, Branch, Smidge, and Biggie frown and grunt. We go to Poppy on the stage about to announce a winner.)
Past Poppy: (amplified) This is it, Trolls. The winner of the big raffle is… (A raffle gives her a ticket.) … my dad, King Peppy! (The Trolls cheer for Peppy.)
Past Peppy: Wahoo! Wahoo! Wahoo!
Peppy: Wait a second. (We go back to the present.) That’s not right. I’ve been here all day getting my haircut, remember?
Poppy: Oh. You’re right. This page is from last Thursday! (She and her father laugh.)
Both: Delightful misunderstanding.
Poppy: (Ripping the page) Well, anyways… (We go to her pod where she is looking at pictures of various Trolls with Mr. Dinkles.)
Past Poppy: Hm. (Biggie appears.)
Past Biggie: Poppy, you wanted to see me?
Past Poppy: Biggie, it’s Mr. Dinkles. I’m afraid he’s been… photobombing. (Biggie screams as he sees pictures of Mr. Dinkles and begins to cry.)
Past Biggie: I’m so sorry, Poppy. But I spoke to Mr. Dinkles and he promised never to do it again.
Past Poppy: (Holding a camera) Really? (She holds up the camera and takes a picture as Mr. Dinkles pops up.)
Past Mr. Dinkles: Meep.
Past Biggie: (yelling) MR. DINKLES, YOU PROMIIIIISED! (We go to where Poppy, Branch, Smidge, and Biggie about to hit a piñata.)
Past Poppy: OK, guys. With the first crack of our piñata, give it up for… Biggie!
Past Smidge: Go, go, Biggie!
Past Branch: Go for it! Yeah! Woo-hoo!
Past Smidge: Go, go, go! (Biggie hits the piñata.)
Past Poppy, Branch, and Smidge: Yeeeeeaah! (The piñata swings back.) Aw. (Biggie hits the piñata three times.) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Aw… (Biggie hits the piñata eight more times.) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Aw… (Biggie sighs and faints.)
Past Biggie: This piñata, it can’t be broken!
Past Smidge: We’ll see about that! (She picks up the stick, shrieks as she jumps, and hits the piñata so hard that it goes flying. She floats in midair until it is out of her sight. She falls to the ground and snickers. It goes back and hits her.) Huh? OH, MY GUH!
Past Biggie: Oh, this is bad.
Past Poppy: Easy, guys. It’s just a piñata. We’ll find a way to break it. (She, Branch, Smidge, and Biggie try to break the piñata by pulling it with their hair, but they end up hitting each other instead. Next, they try to break it by crushing it with a bolder.) Blammo! (She and her friends cheer.) Not so tough now! (Suddenly, the bolder cracks and breaks, revealing that the piñata never broke. The ground crumbles and they grunt angrily. In the Fun Dungeon, Smidge turns on a lamp to talk to the piñata.)
Past Smidge: You and I both know that one way or another, you’re gonna give up the goods. (She slams her hand on the table.) Now, spill it. (The piñata does nothing.) I said spill it! (She screams and throws a cup of coffee off the table.)
Past Poppy: (Turning on the light) Smidge! You can’t get it to break this way!
Past Smidge: Oh, yeah, right. (She chuckles. Back outside, Poppy comes up with an idea.)
Past Poppy: Time to take this to the next level. (She and her friends grab the piñata with their hair, bring it up to outer space, and lets go of it, but it is still floating in midair.)
Moon: Whoa. (The piñata falls to the ground. Poppy looks up.)
Past Poppy: Uh… we should probably move now. (She and her friends scream and run out of the way. The piñata lands on the ground and it explodes like an asteroid. The Trolls see the candy.) We did it!
Past Biggie: Yeah! We did it! (He and his friends continue cheering. Suddenly, the piñata puts itself back together.)
Past Poppy: Oh, come on! I piñata can’t do that! (Sky appears.)
Past Sky: But that’s not a normal piñata. (He takes out a phone.) Secure the package. (A ladder lands and two agents appear.)
All: Go, go, go! (The grab the piñata and go back onto the helicopter.) Go, go, go!
Past Sky: It’s a protocol we call “the unbreakable piñata.” But we shut it down when tests showed it caused… immense frustration. (Poppy, Branch, Smidge, and Biggie grunt angrily.)
Past Poppy: You don’t… say.
Past Sky: Anyway, it should never have gotten out in the open like this, so here’s a little something for all of you. (He takes out a present.) For your trouble. (He leaves on the helicopter.)
Past Poppy: I can’t wait to see what’s inside! (She uncovers the box to reveal another.)
All: No. (Poppy does the same thing.) No! (Poppy does it several more times.) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (We go back to the present.)
Poppy: And that’s what happened today in Troll Village. (Peppy nearly has all his hair cut.)
Peppy: So, normal day, then?
Poppy: Pretty much.
Mr. Dinkles: Meep. (A camera takes a picture.)
Biggie: MR. DINKLLLLLLLLES!!!
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