The Secret Nuremberg Interrogation

While the Nuremberg Trials was known for the convicting of multiple members of the Nazi Party, an interrogation was held prior to this in a secret black room. Illuminati representatives learned the true nature of many Nazi operations.
They wasted most of their resources on making plans when they won the war that spans multiple decades. Many victims of the Holocaust could not be recovered because bodies were shipped off to an ancient blood altar to serve as sacrifices to the Dark Evil Wizard Cabal. The sacrifices were kept track of through shoes, though management oversight led to many shoes and bodies to go missing because the record keepers “Got lost in the sauce”, as in they raped and ate the bodies that were not recorded to increase their own magic levels. 
A zombie weapon was planned, but Hitler realized that it was too impractical and kinda stupid if they all died. Hitler made first contact with aliens and agreed to meet up in 100 years to enact the “Final Final Solution”, though there is reason to believe the aliens just wanted some German pussy since they were 1. Described as “piss drunk” 2. Constantly asked about sex 3. Said “whatever you say my n*gga, where are my hot bitches at?” after signing the agreement with Hitler.
Hitler also had a mommy fetish, but no one ever mentioned Ms. Zombietower, because she and Hitler always met in secret. Because the Illuminati believed that the Nazis were not being influenced by the Vampires, they designated the Zombie invasion threat level to 0, which is why they were unable to react properly when the war began.