Taylor Swift

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Taylor Alison Swift aka The Devil is a psychopathic creature of the species and order "Taylorswift Stupidus", an evil species that pretend to be humans. She has tried to kill Chuck Norris several times, but somehow FAILED ∞ more times than she actually tried.
==History==
===Birth===
She was born when Bruce Lee, Hitler and Margaret Thatcher all threw up in a pie. She was born from the pastry.
=== Attempts to take over the UnUniverse===
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Taylor has tried to take over the UnUniverse several times, using her army of zombie fans, hypnotized by her "music". However, her attempts to take over the UnUniverse have gone off as an epic failure.
==Death==
Killed by Jumbah.Category:Guys
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