Machete

Machete battled Bob Parr, Helen Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr and Syndrome alongside Gregorio Cortez, Juni Cortez, Carmen Cortez and Ingrid Cortez in Parr Family Vs. Cortez Family. He was voiced by David Ohlsen. 
==Information on the Rapper==
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==Lyrics==
Aaarrgh, enough talk from Kahuna! Now, Noncredibles, get ready 
To eat your own words and say "uncle" for real, 'cause it's Machete, Here to aid his family! 
No; by murdering our foes with all my namesakes in this jacket! 
Kids, avert your eyes; I'm gonna make a Grindhouse of this place: 
Slaughter some sucker supers, then go killMel Gibson up in space! 
Machete don't text, he don't tweet, and he don't beat 'round bushes, either; 
I'll end you less hesitantly than I did that robo-Bieber! 
I'm a Train, ploughing head-on into these devils in red spandex; 
Helen, I've seen rubber bands entail more wondrous elastics! 
Answered Estevez's duty-call, and I'd vote Trump for president 
Sooner than sparing you the cost of messing with this Mexican! 
Deporting you to Hell with wild, exploitative flair; 
Even Raul the Ghoul agrees your style's broke beyond repair! 
I've got eight eyepatches for future use by you wack, low-life bozos, 
Once I leave you blind as Luz, and swallow Jack-Jack whole like Kronos!
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