Ice King vs Discord

Ice King vs Discord is the originally battle twelfth installment of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons. Written by Matthew Thomas and TheZShred. Released in May 27, 2013.
== Cast ==
Matthew Thomas as Discord
TheZShred as Ice King
== Lyrics ==
=== Discord: ===
King of ice? What a nerd! You can't even rhyme,
You got beat up by a kid wimp who says "Adventure Time!" 
I took over Ponyville your ice kigdom is shit,
I'm like a dragon you're a pussy wimp bitch,
I'll own ya and freeze you like the Elements did to me,
But I escaped now and I will steal your Ice Queen,
You're a 1000 year old virgin living with a penguin,
You are a molester and I will win!
=== Ice King: ===
At least I'm the king of something you're a failure at life,
You got beat by a bunch of ponies and got freezed in carbonite,
I'll burn you like the hitman, Scorcher,
I'll freeze you up again and make your life a living torture,
I'm the baddest you're not a dragon,
You're like a troll because you're hacking, 
I'll save Fluttershy from you demise and become the hero,
Which you'll never be because you're still on Lesson Zero.
=== Discord (PONY.MOV): ===
I'm a devil, what are you? A really old wizard? 
Ha ha! What a joke! Cut your beard with scissors,
I will make you be mine with the poke of my finger,
Your video diaries suck you're not a singer,
Did I tell you Marceline sucked my Elements of Harmony,
You will save yourself with birds 'cause you are afraid of me, 
Wanna get a queen? Join eHarmony!
You're the oldest cluster fuck that I've ever seen!
=== Ice King: ===
I'm not the Ice King I'm the Nice King,
Whick means I am nice with my nice knights,
Finn and Jake are gonna save me this time,
Now I'm the horse of the most I will never make my eyes closed,
Look at you all day make you annoyed,
What time is it? Adventure Time!
Me and Jake go outside and fight some crime,
Mr. Gramblington here 'cause I heard there was trouble,
Now I'm a banana! JK, I'm the Ice King, you revel.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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Category:Scrapped
Category:Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons
Category:Matthew Thomas