Donkey Kong Country

Donkey Kong Country is a country formed by Donkey Kong when he became bored of living in the Mushroom Kingdom. He occupied the southern half of the remains of the Squadala Empire using his DONG powers. All of the inhabitants are monkeys, apes, and gorillas. King K. Rool and his gang of cronies keeps trying to take this place over, but he always fails but he did manage to steal all of Donkey Kong's bananas, so fuck 'em. And while we're at it, we're gonna discuss DK Country and why it's so good!
For starters, DK Country has the infamously iconic Coconut Gun for sale. And is only for sale in Donkey Kong Country, as it's a crime to sell it outside of here because modern technology (i.e: Spartan Laser) said so and people broke their arms from all the recoil. But apes are apparently strong enough to use the coconut gun effectively? It doesn't make much sense but it's UnAnything Logic, don't question it! 
Another plus of Donkey Kong Country is the low crime rate, no humans permanently live here and you can’t prosecute an ape means little crime!
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