Children Of The Wheat

Oh, how would you enjoy some HORROR-D'OEUVRES, Kiddies?  Why, they're just a little something I CRYPT UP IN THE KITCHEN aha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  We have a SCARE-RAY OF HUMAN-FINGER FOOD and SKELETON-GELATIN for starters.  Our MAIN CORPSE, is a TASTELESS-TIDBIT about an old farmer who has a rather FANG-TASTIC NIGHT, I am calling...
The late afternoon in March of 1901, had a cool wind blow through a wheat field in southwest-Kansas.  An old farmer had a drink from a bottle of Strawberry-Flavored-Ripple on his back porch, as he stood, looking at the field.  He noticed a group of six scythes rise up, out of the wheat field suddenly. The scythes moved along in the field and the farmer heard the laughter of children.  One child came out of the field, holding a scythe in her hand.  The farmer got a look at her.  She wan an albino and was clothed in a blue dress, walking to him in her bare-feet.  She opened her mouth showing fangs, being a vampire and hissing.  The farmer gasped and ran inside his farmhouse, latching his backdoor.  
Later that evening, the old farmer slept in a chair in his living-room, while outside, the sounds of children laughing came accompanied by the six scythes scratching the farmhouse-window.  The farmer woke up, seeing six albino children, three boys and three girls, glaring in the window at him.  The window flew-open and the children climbed in.  The boys were dressed in red dress-shirts, dress-pants, in their bare-feet, having straight-hair, and the girls in blue dresses in their bare-feet, having long-straight-hair.  "What do you children want?" the farmer asked in fear.  "We are Children Of The Wheat and we come to you for the flesh of an unholy human sir" one of the girls answered him, hissing.  "There is my Wife asleep in there.  She has always been extremely mean to me for years now.  Take her!" the farmer quivered, yelling and telling the Children Of The Wheat. "Donald you idiot, who are you speaing too?  You woke me up you jerk!" an old woman's voice called out from the other room.  "Thank you sir" the same vampire girl replied to the farmer and the vampires entered the bedroom.  Donald heard his wife suddenly scream and scream, as the Children Of The Wheat laughed and hissed.  Within the dark bedroom, the vampires brought their scythes down to the writhing-old lady in bed.  A sickening-slash silenced her screaming.  Donald slowly smiled, as the sounds of sucking, slurping and feasting came from the Children Of The Wheat.   
I don't know about you, but I thought that ending SUCKED...BLOOD THAT IS hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.  But looks like old Donald finally found out WHEAT TO DO ABOUT HIS WIFE eh?  Those Children Of The Wheat were quite CUT UPS with her in the end heh-heh-heh.