(I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

"(I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out" is a song by TISM, recorded between January and March 1988 at Platinum Studios in South Yarra, Victoria, and first released as the B-side of the single "The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie" by Elvis Records in May 1988. 
The song first appeared on the demo tape Tissongs, recorded in September 1987; the original demo has not been released. A rehearsal of the song from the same month is featured on the 2021 release Punt Road. 
The single version (produced by Mark Woods) was later featured on the compilation album Gentlemen, Start Your Egos in 1991.
==Lyrics==
:Why is Mick Jagger so dismissive
:Of those girls who want to be his missus
:Why are so many songs about
:Girls on who Mick has walked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:Why is Mick's band called The Rolling Stones
:Which implies a lack of an emotional home
:Way back before 1964
:What caused Mick to be so sore
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:Tell me, tell me, what was the girl's name?
:Took Mick by the hand and patiently explained
:Without arrogance or vanity or pouting or hating
:She will always prefer masturbating
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
:I think I've got Mick Jagger worked out
==External links and references==
*The TISM Wiki at archive.org
*"The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie" at Discogs
Category:Songs
Category:TISM songs
Category:The Ballad of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
Category:Gentlemen, Start Your Egos
Category:Punt Road
Category:Tissongs
Category:Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance
Category:Pages imported from The TISM Wiki