Disorder in the Court: The Sequel

Disorder in the Court: The Sequel is the eleventh episode of season six, and the sixty-ninth episode overall, of No Malarkey in Bikini Bottom. It premiered on April 6, 2022. 
==Plot==
Following Mr. Breyer's retirement, Mr. Biden nominates a new Supreme Court justice. 
==Story==
[The episode opens with a report from BBTV.]
Mr. Chillyrooster: This just in, Mr. Breyer has announced that he shall be retiring from the Supreme Court. This leaves Mr. Biden with a chance to nominate his first justice to the Court. 
[Cut to the Supreme Court. Mr. Breyer can be seen hanging around, when suddenly Mr. Banana bursts in.] 
Mr. Banana: WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?! 
Mr. Breyer: What do you mean? 
Mr. Banana: DON’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME! I SAW THE NEWS! 
Mr. Breyer: Ah, yes. Well I’m getting old now, and it’s likely that the Republicans will retake the Senate this election. Plus Mr. Trump may run again in 2024 and be re-elected president. You saw that happened when Mrs. Ginsburg didn’t retire under Obama. If I don’t retire now, who knows when we’ll get to fill another Supreme Court vacancy? 
Mr. Banana: YOU LOONEY LOOFAH! That’s the plan! 
Mr. Breyer: Plan? 
Mr. Banana: Yep! The Mr. Banana plan to save the soul of the nation. I developed it in 2016. I saw that Crazy Bernie was rising in the polls, and that sickened me. He wanted to take all of my hard-earned money and give it away to losers! 
Mr. Breyer: Hard-earned? Sir, 80% of your money comes from passive income. 
Mr. Banana: That’s not the point. Anyway, that’s when I decided to develop this plan. The first step was to get Hillary Clinton nominated the Democratic presidential candidate. That way I’d prevent Fictional Bernie from raising my taxes, and since she’s so unpopular, I’d get Mr. Trump to cut my taxes too! 
Even better, with Mr. Trump as president, he’d get to fill Mr. Scalia’s seat, keeping the court conservative. This way any progressive legislation that sought to save the lives of the peasant class would be struck down by right-wing judicial activists. I was only expecting him to fill one seat, but the plan ended up going even smoother than I expected, and he filled three! 
Onto the next phase. Communist Bernie was seeking another run for the presidency! I couldn’t risk the damage a Mr. Sanders presidency would do to my wallet - I mean the country - and so I drafted Mr. Biden to run in the Democratic primary. The plan was for him to lose to Mr. Trump, but that stupid Plague ended up throwing a wrench in my plans. 
After that I had to re-adjust my plans. I campaigned on behalf of Mrs. Loeffler and Mr. Perdue in order to keep the Senate in Republican hands, but it wasn’t enough! Luckily Mr. Manchin and Mrs. Sinema are basically like Republicans anyway. Thanks to their hard efforts, millions of children are in poverty! Just goes to show those brats for being unproductive! Anyway, you need to stay in office. I don’t want to risk any chances on me losing my money. 
Mr. Breyer: Nope. 
[Mr. Breyer walks out. Mr. Kavanaugh looks at Mr. Banana.] 
Mr. Kavanaugh: Wanna rape someone with me? 
[The scene cuts to Mr. Biden, who is giving a press conference.] 
Mr. Biden: In light of Mr. Breyer’s retirement, I am proud to nominate Kentanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court. 
[Mr. Banana can be heard shouting from the audience.] 
Mr. Banana: DOES NO ONE HERE FOLLOW THE PLAN?! 
[The scene cuts to a boatmobile. Mr. Bass is driving, and Mr. Pineapple is in the passenger seat.] 
Mr. Pineapple: I thought you said you didn’t have a license. 
Mr. Bass: I don’t. 
Mr. Pineapple: WHAT 
Mr. Bass: Pft, driver’s licenses are just another example of state tyranny! Who is the government to say who can and can’t drive on the road?! 
[Mr. Bass passes a red light.] 
Mr. Pineapple: You know you just passed a-ARE YOU NOT WEARING A SEATBELT?! 
Mr. Bass: Wearing a seatbelt is exactly what the government wants us to do! Am I supposed to just submit to their demands like an obsequious sheep? People who blindly follow orders is how we got the Holocaust! 
[The boatmobile then enters into the parking lot. There is one space open, with a sign on it that says “reserved for law enforcement officers”. Mr. Bass parks there anyway.] 
Mr. Pineapple: Bubble Bass, this spot is reserved for law enforcement officers only. 
Mr. Bass: Pft, I am a law enforcement officer! I’m a bureaucrat on the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Wiki! 
Mr. Pineapple: Whatever. 
[The two step out of the car and head into BargNMart. While they are in the electronics section, a TV is playing the Senate confirmation hearings of Mrs. Jackson.] 
Mr. Lobster: Mrs. Jackson, in every single child porn case for which we can find records, you deviated from the federal sentencing guidelines in favor of child porn offenders. Is this because you are a member of the Democrats’ satanic child sex trafficking ring? 
Mrs. Jackson: Mr. Lobster, it is common practice for judges to sentence below the sentencing guidelines such as these. In fact, several Trump-appointed did the same thing.
[Mr. Lobster slams his fist on the desk.] 
Mr. Lobster: YOU CAN’T HIDE THE TRUTH FROM ME, YOU DEMONIC LEECH! I KNOW YOUR TRUE PRO-PEDOPHILE AGENDA! 
[Cut back to Mr. Bass.] 
Mr. Bass: Say, this nominee seems pretty good! 
[Cut to Mr. Renaud.] 
Mr. Renaud: Mrs. Jackson, let me just say, I have been *highly* impressed by your record so far. I’m going to ask you a question that I asked Mrs. Barret at her confirmation hearing. Would you say that age of consent laws are an unconstitutional infringement on the right to equal protection under the law?
Mrs. Jackson: No. 
Mr. Renaud: I SHOULD’VE KNOWN! You’re just another LINO sell-out like all the others! Alan Dershowitz would’ve never sold me out like this! 
Mr. Pepperchicken: Mrs. Jackson, when the Supreme Court decides that something that is not even in the Constitution is a fundamental right and no state can pass any law that conflicts with the Supreme Court’s edict, particularly in an area where people have sincerely held religious beliefs, doesn’t that necessarily create a conflict between what people may believe as a matter of their religious doctrine or faith and what the federal government says is the law of the land?
Mr. Durbin: SECURITY! 
[Security grabs Mr. Pepperchicken and drags him out of the room.] 
Mr. Pepperchicken: HEY! Get your non-Russian hands off me! You can’t treat the president like this! 
Mr. Cornyn: Mrs. Jackson, in a legal filing you referred to President George W. Bush and Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld as “war criminals”. Why on Earth would you call these two war criminals war criminals? 
Mrs. Jackson: Well actually senator, I did not call them war criminals, I just said they had committed war crimes. 
Mr. Cruz: Mrs. Jackson. [holds up a children’s book] I think this speaks for itself. 
Mr. Durbin: Alright, enough questions, you losers! Let’s just get this vote done already. 
[Cut to BBTV.] 
Mr. Chillyrooster: This just in, in a 53-47 vote, Mrs. Jackson has just been approved by the Senate to serve as Supreme Court Justice. 
[Cut to outside the Senate. Mr. Tentacles can be seen walking out the building.] 
Mr. Tentacle: Well at least we got one good thing done before the midterms. 
[Laughter can be heard in the background. Mr. Tentacles turns around, to see Mr. Renaud and Mr. Lobster laughing together.] 
Mr. Tentacles: WHAT THE?! Mr. Lobster, you’re constantly talking about how we need to defeat the pedophiles, but you’re out here hanging out with Mr. Renaud! 
Mr. Lobster: Well just because we disagree politically doesn’t mean we can’t be friends! 
Mr. Renaud: Yeah! I mean Mr. Biden and Mr. Pineapple are complete opposites politically, and yet they’re dating! 
Mr. Pineapple: WE ARE NOT DATING! 
Mr. Biden: [gasps] So you’re saying we should get married?! 
Mr. Pineapple: Gah! 
[Mr. Pineapple throws a smoke bomb at the ground. When the smoke disappears, he and Mr. Biden are gone. The scene cuts to Mr. Pineapple's house.] 
Mr. Pineapple: Phew. 
Mr. Biden: Hey there, Mrs, Pineapple!
Mr. Pineapple: WHAT THE?! NO, THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!
[Cut back to outside the Senate. Suddenly Mr. Lobster starts coughing.] 
Mr. Renaud: You okay? 
Mr. Lobster: No, I was diagnosed with the Plague. The Democrats must have deliberately infected me to stop me from speaking the truth! But nothing can stop a TRUE PATRIOT like me, so I came anyway! 
Mr. Tentacles: Wait a minute, you have the Plague and came to the Senate anyway, WITHOUT A MASK?! 
Mr. Lobster: Relax. I have my medicine right here. [takes out some ivermectin and plops it into his mouth] Gee, I don’t feel so good… 
[The scene cuts to Mr. Lobster’s ass, where suddenly a horse tail appears.] 
Mr. Lobster: Uh-oh. 
[Mr. Lobster turns into a horse.] 
Mr. Apple: COME HERE, BABY! 
Mr. Lobster: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 
[The episode ends as Mr. Apple chases Mr. Lobster.]
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