Bricktown Herald Ed 2

== November 12th 2018, Issue 10 ==
Experimental antidepressants increasing metabolism and motor functions
Today the scientific community of Bricktown, lead by Professor Doctor Wyley, achieved an incredible breakthrough in the field of neuroscience. With permission from mute girl Lulia, we followed her around for one night when she took the new drug that could help millions of people worldwide not choosing the easy way out.
After getting her dosage from the doctor, Lulia took to the streets of Bricktown and baked a popsicle in the local bakery. As expected, the shelf life of the frozen treat literally evaporated into oblivion and left a sticky mess on the oven.
She returned to the hospitals R&D department and took a quick nap, while requesting another bag of Oreos. However, her craving for calories didn’t seem to have an ending in sight. In a span of half an hour she consumed two more bags of Oreos for a combined energy intake of 1365 kcal and a box of Lunchables which contains 338 kcal.
It should be noted that she enjoyed all those treats with a pair of chopsticks.
Her precision and speed was unmatched.
When the gluttonous feast stopped she proceeded to throw the trash through the room.
In a debriefing with head researcher Professor Doctor Wyley, he told us that the scientific community is not sure whether the observed 11% in motor functions (“head rotations”) is due to the antidepressants or the crazy sugar rush she must be experiencing. It should be noted that she was willing to cooperate and communicate a lot more while on the mood lifting medication.
==  November 25th 2018, Issue 11 ==
New cruise ship launching a huge success
Last wednesday Mayor Snow oversaw and celebrated the launch of Bricktown Cruise Lines newest addition to it’s fleet. The new ship is expected to start its maiden voyage in early december with the Virgin Islands as the destination.
The name of the 125,048 gross tonnage ship was sourced in an online public opinion poll through which users could submit suggestions. An overwhelming support however was found for “Hydrocco”, named after the first publicly gay couple in Bricktown. “This ship is destined to sail forever!” Snow said and added “Unlike its sister ship - the VRS Maxerysaur - which only sank a couple of weeks ago.”
Runner up in the poll was “Kevin” after the celebrity actor.
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