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The Orphan
The Orphan 
@sheogotath 3 years ago
The Library is a place of learning, located within the SOCIETY OF MAD GENIUSES! It contains much knowledge about the scientific arts, and other such things. Currently, Sam is trying to educate himself, and, will most likely have several run-ins with crazy people. Feel free to join and post, shitpost and roleplay.
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The Orphan • 3 years ago • edited
*Sam is currently sitting near a haphazard pile of several books, looking thoroughly confuzzled.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
*Looms over him.*
Whatcha readin'?
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
BLOODEH CROWS, HOW DO YAH DO THAT?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
SSSSSSHHHHHHH! *Whispers.* This is a library! People are reading, you insensitive boy!
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
:( - You're right... now, I'm readin' historeh, tryin to find out bout a certan madman.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago • edited
Oooo!~ Who are you reading about?
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Tah man had sevral names, but that is not whot's important.
Yah know tha field o' alchemy?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
Yeah.
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Sam focuses, trying to give an accentless explanation* 
So, there was this man, ran under several names, changed them constantly an' all that, but yeah, he could do some interestin' things.
His potions could change you, for bettah or worse.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
So he was like some kind of mad doctor who made all sorts of crazy potions?
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Sortah, yeh, think ya woulda gotten along just fine.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
He does sound like my kind of guy! What else is there about him?
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
E's kinda muddled, ah can't find much. Just vanished one day.
Seems loike people didn't appreciate his sciences.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
Awwww...wonder where he went? Ah, well. Hey when you're done with it, can I have the book? I want to send it to a friend I have that I think will like it.
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Nah. Ahm gonna need it.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
For what?
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
We all gots secrets now ain't we?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
True, true.
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Catt Hatter • 3 years ago • edited
*Catt walks in, talking quietly to herself. She heads for the back of the room.*
For someone who claimed to hate reading you're sure going through books in a hurry.
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I know but these covert excursions are getting tedious. Not to mention I get a bunch of funny looks when I get caught asking nobody what they want to read!
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I'm not about to let you get thrown onto the streets of Victorian Era London. Now pass me the book. *Catt lifted her hatt slightly and pulled out a book on ballistics, which she then returned to it's place on the shelf.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*The book is removed from the other side.*
Oooo!~ "The History of The Nuclear Missile". I haven't read this one yet! Thanks!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Gha! *Catt yelped, pulling her hand back like she'd been bitten.*
Oh, hello Mz.Hyde. Uh, You're welcome!
~~-~~-~? 
SO! I didn't know you liked reading history?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
I like to read all sorts of things! 
*She says this as she squeezes through the book hole.*
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
(just how big is that hole?)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
(The size of the book, so maybe what? 4 inches?)
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The Orphan  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
(figure the hole, wondered if you had the ability to defy the laws of the universe, phasing through tiny holes.)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
(Well, I am a Hyde. Sometimes we can do that.)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
(It's pretty easy actually, fitting through a hole, that is.)
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Catt backed out of the way looking vaguely perplexed.* I don't think I'll ever quite get used to you're physics bending.
~~~~-~-~~?
I'm actually looking for something new to read. Do you think you could recommend something?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Sure! What are you craving?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
~~-~~~-~~~--~~~~-~~!
Something about European weapons or an action novel? *Catt winced like someone had struck her head, but there was no one around.*
Specifically polearms?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago • edited
Any specific nation or region?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
~-~-! Rome?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago • edited
Give me a sec!~ 
*A rolling ladder comes by and she climbs on it. She goes higher and higher until you can't see her anymore. As you look for her in the shelves, she reappears on a rolling book cart. It stops right in front of you.*
Here you go, "A History of Halberds and Poleaxes of Italy"!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Thank you, that was quite the show by the way! *Catt said clapping before taking the offered book.* You've got to teach me how to do that sometime!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well thank YOU for being a good audience! Haha!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Oh it was my sincerest pleasure! *Catt said, bowing dramatically.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Returns the bow with a curtsie.*
Haha! So, do you think he'll like the book?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
He who? *Catt looks shocked before wincing again.* ~~-~--~~~-
Oh, him. *She says taking off her hatt.* You're really rude interrupting like that.
Well if you weren't so slow I could lay off! *An irritated voice says from inside the hatt.* Hello again Hyde.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Hello again Mr. Hat! 
*She waves at the hat.*
Do you thin that you'll like the selection I made?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I'm not a hat, it's me! *Sozo said irritably, sticking his head out of the upturned hatt.*
Sshh! Get back in, you're not supposed to be here! *Catt whispered urgently, trying to push his head back through the opening.*
Ngk, leave off would ya? There's nobody around!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Oh! My bad! Sorry, Sozo! So, you're a weapons enthusiast too?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Rather a combat enthusiast. I love a good fight! *He said once again fully inside the hatt.* Though I've got more experience with a spear, I wanna learn more about these other "polearms."
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well, you've come to the right place! We have a huge weapons selection!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yeah, I know. Unfortunately the incident happened before I got a chance to have fun with it. *Sozo grumbles.*
Hey, you like fighting right? *He asks, his tone brightening.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Yyyyeeeessss!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
We should totally spar sometime! *Sozo invited excitedly.*
Sozo, if you hurt her I'll break your nose! *Catt says crossly glaring into the hatt.*
Dude, chill. It's sparing, not dueling.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Yeah, Catt! It's totally different!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Sigh* It still makes me nervous. Especially since I don't know enough to tell what's going on. I need to learn more about fighting. *She looks down, slightly ashamed of her lack of knowledge.*
Then why aren't you reading these books too?
I, I hadn't thought of that...*Catt said blushing.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well, Sozo, maybe you could show her a few things! You can't just READ about weapons, you have to practice with them too!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Ugh, but I hate fighting noobs! *Sozo said, exasperated.*
Hey, you think I like losing all the time? You hit to hard!
That's why it's called 'fighting' ya numbskull!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well, she has to practice with SOMEONE to get better!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Then why don't you do it? *Sozo grumbled sassily.*
*Catt looked up, surprised and somewhat hopeful.* There's an idea! Do you think we could?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Mz. Hyde is surprised.*
Me?! Well, I don't know...I've never really shown anybody how to do something before...
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Well you can't be worse than this jerk. He just swings at me and says I'm too slow when he hits!
That's 'cuz you are.
Oh, hush up and take your book! *Catt said, dropping the history book into the hatt with a slight scowl. She then replaced the hatt on her head. She winced again as you heard a thump from inside the hatt.* Ow...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well...maybe...
*She thinks back to the LAST time she tried explaining how to do something to someone.*
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I don't know....
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Please?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Well, I guess it could help her out in the long run. I can't always be there to fight for her when trouble comes around. Especially when I'M the trouble. Plus, I can't say no to THAT face!
Oh...oh alright!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Yay! Thank you!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
We'll start tomorrow at dawn up on the roof.
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ok! Wait...
Why the roof?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
This is Steampunk England! Everything's done on the roof because no one has a backyard to do stuff in!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
But why not the park, or something?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Do you REALLY want us to go to a public park where everyone can see you?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I guess not, people would probably mock me for how awful I was. *Catt scratches her temple, contemplating the hypothetical embarrassing situation.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
We will start on the roof at dawn. Like they do in the movies!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Do movies even exist yet?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Probably not. But that's not important right now! Right now, I need to go to my room to think about your training regiment!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ok! I'll see you on the roof tomorrow then, just before sunrise!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
See you then! 
(I'll make a chat for this! <3 Give me a sec!)
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
See ya! *Catt walks off to find something to read herself.*
(Ok!)
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Miss-Dreamerkat • 3 years ago
Dreamer walks in and smiles. "Books!" She yells happily running around gathering various books in her arms to read. She gleefully took books that sounded of interest to her and she went to a table with about five books but on her way she bumped in to a someone. "I'm sorry! Can't really see" She said.
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The Orphan  Miss-Dreamerkat • 3 years ago
Watch yer bloodeh ste- wai wot. Yah a bloodeh mad scientist too?
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Miss-Dreamerkat  The Orphan • 3 years ago
"Yep! Dreamer said proudly as she sat down her books.
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The Orphan  Miss-Dreamerkat • 3 years ago
Bleedin' saints, Is everyone a bloodeh madman?
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Miss-Dreamerkat  The Orphan • 3 years ago
"Well everyone is a little crazy just some more than others" Dreamer said.
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago • edited
( In a corner of the library, Hen sits by the open window. His long skinny legs are crossed daintily, almost more in the manner of a lady. Beside him is a small coffee table which his right arm is propped on as he reads a reads a thick, dull looking novel. At the bottom, the title shimmers in brilliant gold-
Le Miserables
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Starry Eyed  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
*pops up from behind* hullo
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago • edited
( Carefully placing a satin bookmark in between the pages, he sets it down on the table. He purrs cheerily, a bright smile on his face as he turns to greet the speaker. ) Why hello there! Good Morning
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Starry Eyed  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
Mornin' lovely book you got there, what's it about?
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago
It's a historical drama about these people who get caught in the political unrest stirring in France. It's really a rather diverting read!
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Starry Eyed  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
that sound real ace, wonder why Sammy doesn't like it
(it's a real JAVERTing read ... I'm sorry)
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago
He likely hasn't read such large novels. I know that my nephews wouldn't want to touch something that looks like a textbook either. ( He stares right into her eyes with a deadpan expression. His twinkling brown eyes, however, betray the amusement lurking beneath. ) Please, don't ever apologize for such a thing.
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The Orphan  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
Why's ya readin' that booooring book?
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Starry Eyed  The Orphan • 3 years ago
*floats over* what's so boring about it?
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The Orphan  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago
Look at how thick & dull it looks, I bet there ain't even any pretteh pictures!
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Starry Eyed  The Orphan • 3 years ago
*giggles* you're a funny one! Nice to meet you
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The Orphan  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago
Ye a chavy, ain't cha?
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Starry Eyed  The Orphan • 3 years ago
not as gobby as you *flashes a wicked smile*
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The Orphan  Starry Eyed • 3 years ago
Tha's true, ah think ah'm at least two years youngah.
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Starry Eyed  The Orphan • 3 years ago • edited
real ballsy move, we should grab one sometime, do I like drinking? I dunno better time than any to find out
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  The Orphan • 3 years ago
( He sets the book down onto his lap and tilts his head curiously to one side. ) and what is it about this book you find boring?
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The Orphan  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
What'cha find so intrestin' bout it?
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  The Orphan • 3 years ago
It's such a deep multifaceted story. You see, it goes well beyond simply telling us the lives of the characters we follow. We really experience the world through their eyes and see their thoughts as they think them. For example, there's this one person. You'd think he's the bad guy until you get towards the end and it turns out that he just thought he was doing the right thing. When he realizes he was not, he faces an agonizing inner turmoil and plunges to his death.
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The Orphan  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
Tha sounds incredibly depressin' miss.
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  The Orphan • 3 years ago
( He blinks. ) miss? ( Hen breaks into jolly laughter. ) my dear boy, I happen to be a male! ( The smile fades slightly. ) I don't believe that I've properly introduced myself. ( Hen bows slightly. ) Doctor Jekyll, at your service, and yes, it is a rather sad tale. It is, however, a beautiful one and relatable for all.
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The Orphan  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
Ya got any otha name than Jekyll, miss...ter?
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago • edited
*In the background, Mz. Hyde rolls by him on a book cart, wearing a Napoleon hat.*
JAVERT!~
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
( Hen jumps visibly in his seat, as if having been struck by lightning. He drops the novel and it goes flying into the air before landing on the floor with a thud- crumpling the pages. ) where?!
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Helen Jekyll  Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen ) • 3 years ago
(Oooh, I love that book! The musical is splendid as well!)
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Dr. Jekyll II ( Mother Hen )  Helen Jekyll • 3 years ago
Isn't it just?
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Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago • edited
(Seated in a comforable armchair in an alcove, Hastie is reading what looks like an old and frail book. On the front, printed in small, fading letters, the title reads "Antigone".)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
*In the background, Mz.Hyde rolls by him on a book cart.*
WWWWEEEEEEEE!~
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Hastie Lanyon  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
(Hastie continues to read, undisturbed by the racket)
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Oi, sorreh ta disturb ya, but do ye know if ya have ane books about alchemy?
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Hastie Lanyon  The Orphan • 3 years ago
*looks up, smile adorning his face*
Hello! I'm not overly familiar with alchemy, I'm afraid. But I'm sure they're here somewhere. You'd be better off asking Dr. Helen.
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
'Ellen? she ain't around ahm afraid, just tell mae which direction ta go.
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Hastie Lanyon  The Orphan • 3 years ago
Hmm... I believe the science books can be found in the east wing.
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Blessings upon ya, mr...?
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Hastie Lanyon  The Orphan • 3 years ago
Oh, how rude of me. I am Dr. Hastie Lanyon. Who might you be?
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Sam, ah am new 'round 'ere, as ya mighta noticed.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  The Orphan • 3 years ago
*Mz. Hyde passes again on the book cart.*
HHEEE'SSSS SSSSAAAAAMMMMMM MMMMMCCCCCCDDDDDDOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGAAAAALLLL!~ WEEEEEE!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Catt runs by, chasing the cart.*
Wait up! I fell off!
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Hastie Lanyon  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
You two are having fun, then? Please try not to break your necks speeding around on that thing.
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Ah'd be more worried 'bout de books.
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Catt Hatter  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
We won't! *Catt says as she jumps on the book cart.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*The cart slows down enough for Catt to hop on, and then speeds off again.*
WOOOOHHHHOOOO!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
HA-HAAAAA!!!
*Catt clings on tightly as the cart rounds a corner.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Uh-oh! 
*Grips the cart to the side to round the corner.*
YYYEEEAAAHAHAHA!!!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
WAHOOOOO!
(Should the cart crash at some point?) *Please no, we might get hurt. Catt thinks at the narrator.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
WEEEEE!~
(It can, if you'd like.) *"Bring it on, disembodied voices!" Mz. Hyde challenges in her head.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
AAAAHHHH!!!
*The cart careens around another corner, zooming down the next aisle of shelves.*
(Would you care to do the honours Mz. Hyde or shall I?) *Please, oh heck, oh no. Catt chants in her head, as if it would do anything.* (You won't get hurt, not seriously. Maybe a bruise or two, but nothing further.) *I'd still rather avoid pain in general. she thinks as the cart careens towards the next corner.*
(By the way, do you not know how to use bold, italics and underline in this chat venue?)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
UH-OH!
*The cart suddenly starts to spin.*
AH SHIT! I'M LOSING CONTROL!!!
(After you!~)
*"CURSE YOU DISEMBODIED VOICES IN MY HEAD!" Mz. Hyde screams in her head.*
(No...I don't know how to mark out either.)
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
WHAAAA!! *Catt screams, but she can't help the giant grin on her face.*
*The corner of the cart snags on a rug, whipping the other end around. The far wheel catches and the cart is flipped into the air before screeching across the floor and slamming into the wall. Books rained down on the pair as they questioned their life choices.* (You said "bring it!" So I did. :D)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago • edited
*CURSE YOU, DISEMBODIED VOICES!! Mz. Hyde screams in her head, as another book falls on her head.*
Ouch...ooooo!~ This must be one of Rachel's legendary fanfics!~
(Is it like this? And this? And this?)
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
(Heaven help me, that picture! XD I can't breathe!)
*I don't get it... Catt thinks.* (You don't have to, and I won't let you. You are never going to read that book! *The author says, stifling laughter.*)
Ow! *Catt yelps as a large black hardcover lands on her, the corner digging in rather painfully.*
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(Yes, yes and yes! :D)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
(It's an oldie, but a goldie! XD)
Let's read it! 
*She clears her throat and turns to a random page.*
" I whimpered on the bed, begging him for more like some poor, neglected animal. His creamy white mushroom sauce followed out of my Yaoi-hole. Suddenly, he leaned over and began to suck my tomatoes." 
....
WHAT THE FUCK?!
*She continues to read the book, trying to decipher it's strange code language.*
(Yay! I did it right!~)
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
(The narrator plugs Catt's ears, much to everyone's confusion.)
What's going on?
(Nothing, just read the demonic text that landed on you.)
I thought demons were bad news? *Catt asks, unaware that she'd been answering the narrator aloud.*
(They're the lesser of two evils right now, trust me.)
Ok...*Catt said, opening the great black tome.*
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Oh wow...
This is amazing! *Catt said, enraptured by the writing on the pages.*
Mz. Hyde check this out! *She turned the book's blank pages towards her friend.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*She looks at the book.*
Hmmmm....
*She rubs the pages with her hands.*
Oh! It's an Enchiridion!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*A what now? Catt wonders.* (It's a fancy word for a handbook, makes it sound more impressive.)
Why would a handbook be this big? *she asked.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
HEY DISEMBODIED VOICES! STOP TRYING TO CONTROL OUR LIVES!! DX<
But yeah, I guess you could say it's like a handbook for demons!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Catt stares wide-eyed at Mz. Hyde in utter shock, her mouth hanging open slightly.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
What? I don't like being told what to do!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
You, you can hear them too? *Catt asked breathlessly, daring to hope she wasn't alone in this.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Oh thank God! I thought I was going crazy! Wait... I'm already crazy. Okay crazy, but not in a good way!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*Catt covered her mouth with one hand as tears threatened to spill out of her eyes.* I, I'd nearly given up thinking anyone else could ever hear them! Everyone I told either didn't believe me, thought I was mad, or forgot the topic all together!
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
I have a bird cage of mini Bill Ciphers in my room, what'd you expect?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I thought that was an aspect of Bill, not of you! You have no idea how happy I am to be wrong about that! *She abruptly tackles Mz. Hyde in a tight hug, tripping over the fallen books and cart.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Hey, as I always say, all the best people are crazy!
*She hugs Catt back.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Catt merely squeezes tighter, content to cry happily for a few minutes.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Awww, shucks!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Once her tears had run dry, she carefully sat up.* Sorry, it's just-, I'm sorry. Crying all over you like that.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
It's okay, you can always LEAN ON ME!~ WHEN YOUR'E NOT STROONNNGG!~ AND I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND!~ I'LL HELP YOU CARRRYYYYY OOONNNNN!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Heh, *Catt chuckles while drying her eyes.* 'Cuz, it won't be loooong, 'till I'm gonna need~ somebody to leeeaaaan on!~
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
JUST CALL ON ME BROTHA WHEN YOU NEED A HAND! WE ALL NEED, SOMEBODY TO LLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNN ON!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
I just might have a problem,~ that you'll understand!~ We All Need, Somebody To Leeeaaaan On!~
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
If there is a load, you have to bear you can't carryyyyy!~ I'm right up the rooooaaaddddd!~ I'll share the looooaaadddd!~ If you just caallllll mmmeeeee!~
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
~Caalll mee!~
Heheh, you've got a nice singing voice. *Catt said with a smile.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Thanks, you're not bad yourself! *Mz. Hyde similes back.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*Catt blushes brightly, a sheepish grin spread across her face.* Oh, th-thank you. 
Um...Please don't tell anyone I sing? I can't perform any, and that's what people want when they find out you can do a thing...
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Your secrets safe with me!~ I wouldn't want you to do anything you don't feel comfortable with anyways.
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Thanks. You're a good friend Mz. Hyde.*Catt said leaning over and hugging her again.*
(Easy on the hugs there gal, people might start shipping it.)
*What? Catt thinks, rather confused.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Mz. Hyde smiles as Catt hugs her.*
Thanks. You are too, Catt.
*I wish that I could live here forever. She thinks.*
(She's got a point.)
*SHUT UP!*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Mm, you're better. *Catt mumbled into the hug, uninterested in letting go. So few people were comfortable with hugs, so she wanted this one to last.*
(:T)
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Mz. Hyde mumbles something to herself under her breath, No I'm not. She continues to hug Catt back.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*The two friends sat like that until the setting sun began to creep through the library's tall bay windows. Each more of a comfort to the other than they realised.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Mz. Hyde looks at the setting sun.*
Hey, Catt?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
Hm, yeah? *Catt said with a small yawn. She had nearly fallen asleep.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
It's getting really late.
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Catt looked out the window.* Ah, so it is. *She said with a sigh.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
We should probably be going.
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
I suppose we should. *Catt said sitting up, her voice held a subtle tone of disappointment and a hint of unnamed sadness.*
*Shifting her weight had displaced the already fallen books and reminded her of the mess they had made. She seized the opportunity.* You go ahead, I'll stay to clean this up. *She said getting to her feet and holding out a hand to Mz. Hyde.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
No no, I've got it.
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*She helped Mz. Hyde up.* If you insist, we could, do it together? It, it would only take half as long that way! *Catt suggested earnestly while righting the book cart.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Sounds good to me!
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
Ok! *Catt said doing her best to hide how relieved she felt. She set about picking up the books and finding their proper places on the shelves.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
*Mz.Hyde helps her pick up the books.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago
*Stall and over-scrutinise as she might, the books were cleaned up in short order. Catt sighed.* I guess that's it. Just have to put the cart away now.
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
Yep, you go on ahead, I'll take it back.
*Mz. Hyde starts to wheel the cart away.*
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
*Catt followed quickly* I'll come with you! It's easier to stay awake when you've got someone to talk to.
*She flinched.I shouldn't have said that. she thought. Maybe she didn't notice? Catt stole a quick glance at Mz. Hyde to see if she'd react to the slip-up.*
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Mz.Hyde Mod  Catt Hatter • 3 years ago
You know, that's one thing I've been wondering for a while now, you tire out really easily, do you know why?
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Catt Hatter  Mz.Hyde • 3 years ago • edited
I-I do? I hadn't noticed. *Catt stammered, looking away at the shelves.* Maybe I should stop drinking Chamomile during the day.
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Hastie Lanyon  The Orphan • 3 years ago
Yes, that would explain why I couldn't recall you. I hope you will find your stay to be a pleasant one!
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The Orphan  Hastie Lanyon • 3 years ago
Ignore 'er, 's just Sam.
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Mysterious Gamer • 3 years ago
someone said books? i want!!
Velius (me) goes to find books about crime fiction. he finds one, takes it and sits in a armchair and a table with tea and a few cups on there. he tastes the tea and it's his favourite!
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