Kotlc Reacts

By Isabella Strickland & Kyla Simon 
= KOTLC Characters Take Care Of A Goldfish =
Me: Hello, and welcome to KOTLC Reacts! A show where each week, KOTLC characters react to something different. Today, you each need to take care of a goldfish for one hour. 
Tam: *takes goldfish home* *grabs knife* Let’s dissect some goldfish! *slices open the goldfish* 
Keefe: You don’t have ANY hair!! *grabs knife* So, *evil grin* I guess you'll just have to pay. *slaughters fish* 
Linh: Okay, Valentina! So, here’s your bed, and here's your playhouse….
Dex: *begins grabbing a bunch of gadgets…*
Me: Okay guys! It’s been one hour! Show me your fish! 
Tam: *presents chopped up bits of a fishy*
Me: Okay, you failed. 
Tam: *growls and throws fish bits out the window*
Linh: Here’s Valentina!! *shows fish in a giant aquarium with a bunch of fake plants, playhouse thingies, etc* 
Keefe: *shows off slaughtered fish with pride* 
Me: Keefe. No. I expected better of you. 
Sophie: *shows perfectly normal goldfish swimming in a perfectly normal goldfish bowl* 
Biana: *shows goldfish bowl covered in sparkles and the goldfish is in a cupcake house* 
Fitz: *so confused as he shows a fish lying upside down in the fishbowl* Why’s it dead?
Me: Fitz, you didn’t add WATER.
Fitz: Oh. 
Dex: *shows off some strange mutant mechanical fish* 
Me: Ummm… 
Dex: *his fish starts swim-flying through the air*
Me: I- whaaaa?? 
Fish: *starts attacking Tam*   
Fish: *somehow speaking* YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! JUST FOR YOUR STUPID DISSECTION! 
Dex: Whaaaaa- 
Me: Okay…. Looks like we’re gonna have to cut things short! Stay tuned for more!!! Byeee- Ahhh! 
*fish attacks camera and all goes dark*
= KOTLC Characters Take Care Of A Kitten =
Me: Welcome back to KOTLC Reacts! Today, you each will need to care for a kitten for one hour.
Linh: AWWWWWWWW! 
Me: Okay, Linh. Just take the kitten. 
Linh: *picks up the kitten carefully and snuggles it as she skips out of the room*
Tam: *sets the kitty down on the ground as if it is some rabid beast*
Kitty: HISSSSS 
Tam: HISSSSS
Kitty: *jumps up and scratches Tam’s cheek* 
Tam: *chucks kitty against the wall with a ball of shadowvapor*
Linh: *enters room* *holds her kitty in her arms*
Tam: *throws shadow-ball at his kitten*
Linh’s Kitty: *kitten-screams and hides in corner* 
Linh: STOP! You’re scaring Iris! *throws water at Tam and Tam’s kitten* 
Tam: *grumbles* *picks up Iris and holds her out to Linh* 
Linh: *snatches up Iris* *marches out of the room* 
Sophie: *snuggles kitten* Here, you can sleep on my pillow. 
*Sophie be vibin’ at this whole ‘KOTLC Reacts’ challenge* 
Keefe: *snuggles kitty* Your fur and my hair…. We will be models…. 
Me: ‘Kay, it’s been an hour! Tam-? *stops to stare in shock a Tam*
Tam: *is covered in scratches* *holds out hissing kitty* Get. This. Thing. Away from me! 
Me: *takes kitty* Linh, how’s your kitten? 
Linh: *holds out sleeping Iris* 
Iris: *purrs in her sleep* 
Linh & Biana: AWWWW!
Me: Mhm. Keefe? *turns to see Keefe and his kitty wearing matching sunglasses* Whaaaa?
Keefe & Keefe’s KItty: *both start bopping to some random rapper* 
Keefe: Can I keep him? PLEEEEEEASE? *puppy eyes* 
Me: Uhm, sure? 
Keefe: Yessss! *cuddles kitten*
Sophie: *shows normal kitten*
Biana: *shows kitty wearing a pink tutu* 
Me: *slight facepalm* *mutters* Biana, oh, my dear, dear Biana. 
Dex: *presents kitten wearing a jet pack* 
Dex’s Kitten: *zooms around before crashing into a ceiling* 
Me: *stifles laughter* Fitz? 
Fitz: *shows kitten sitting on Fitz’s lap eating a cucumber* 
Me: *extremely confuzzled why a kitten is eating a cucumber* Well, not bad, guys! Except for 
Tam. *glances at Tam*
Tam: *grumbles*
Me: Typical. 
= KOTLC Characters Bake A Cake =
Me: Welcome back, guys! Now, today, you each need to bake a cake. Then, I’ll try them! 
Fitz *grumbles* 
Sophie: Aww, Fitzy, I love your baking. 
Keefe: FITZIPOO BAKES??!?! *bursts out laughing* 
Fitz: *grumbles* I’m good at baking ELVIN stuff. Not a HUMAN cake!
Me: Just… start! One hour! Move it! 
Sophie: *starts making the cake batter perfectly* 
Keefe: *not-so-accidentally gets flour in Tam’s bangs* 
Tam: *forcibly flings cake batter into Keefe’s hair*
Keefe’s Kitty: *hisses and scratches Tam* 
Tam: Augh! 
Linh: *stifles giggle* 
Tam: *throws sprinkles at Linh* 
Sophie: *puts the cake in the oven* 
Biana: *eyebrows crinkled in concentration* Yes! *shows little fondant flowers* 
Linh: Awww, cute! 
Biana: Thanks! 
Dex: *just sitting there, messing around with his electric mixer* 
Fitz: *sitting in a corner, frowning at the cookbook* What is boot-er? 
Sophie: *facepalms* 
Keefe: It’s butter- ahh! *Tam throws more batter, smashing it into Keefe’s hair* 
Tam: Hah! 
Keefe’s Kitty: HISSSSSS *pounces on Tam* 
Tam: Augh! 
Fitz: *still in corner* What is ‘Soo-gur’? 
Sophie: *facepalms* 
Fitz: *getting frustrated* Why does nothing make sense?!?! *throws book* 
Book: *hits Dex on the head* 
Dex: Fitz! *picks up book and flings it back at Fitz* Take that, Wonderboy! 
Fitz: *goes rage mode* *grabs ‘soo-gur’ and dumps it on Dex’s head* 
Dex: FITZ! 
Tam: *flings Keefe’s kitty off of him* 
Keefe’s Kitty: *gets flung into Fitz* 
Fitz: *lets out a girly scream* 
Biana: *snickers* 
Me: *enters kitchen* Okay, guys I- ahhhh! 
Dex: *accidentally flings butter at Me* 
Me: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! *sputters* Just… Come show me the cakes! 
*in the dining room* 
Me: Okay, let’s see yours, Biana. 
Biana: *shows cake with fondant flowers*
Me: *nods* Sophie?
Sophie: *shows normal vanilla cake* 
Me: Fitz? 
Fitz: *stands there, covered in kitty scratches, sugar, and butter*
Me: Mmmhmmm… Dex? 
Dex: *covered in flour and butter* 
Tam: *covered in scratches and butter with flour smeared in his bangs* *grumbles and tugs on bangs* 
Lihn: *shows cute little cake while brushing rainbow sprinkles off of her tunic* 
Keefe: *sobbing in a corner over his hair which has smushed butter in it*
Keefe’s Kitty: *snuggles Keefe sadly*
Me: Whaaa-? 
Fitz: Why are the boys always failing? 
Me: Because boys are ignorant. 
Fitz, Tam, Dex, & Keefe: *all begin arguing* 
Me: *runs* 
Lihn: *shoves face in camera* Bye then! *turns off camera* 
= KOTLC Characters Make A Gingerbread House =
Me: Today, you will work in pairs of two to make a gingerbread house!
Fitz: A wha-? You know what, never mind. 
Me: We also have more people joining us!
Tam: *suspicious* Who…? 
Me: Wylie- *screams* WHO IS SUPER UNDERRATED BY THE WAY! 
Sophie: Wow. 
Me: Marella and Maruca- *steaming* UNDERRATED TOO! WHAT’S UP WITH DAT, HUH, SOPHIE?!? HUH???!!! 
Sophie: Jesus. 
Me: Don’t “Jesus” me! *flips hair* ANYWAYS, Stina- 
*Unanimous groan* 
Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!? STINA HEKS HAS A LOVABLE SASSINESS AND THE ONLY REASON YOU GUYS DON’T LIKE HER, IS BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LIKE SOPHIE!!! NOT EVERYONE HAS TO LIKE YOU, SOPHIE FOSS-BOSS FOSTER!!!!!
Keefe: Help me. 
Tam: No. 
Me: *still ranting about Stina* 
~Five Minutes Later~
Me: *composes self* Anyway, finally, we have Ro. 
Keefe: Whyyyyy? Why RO out of ALL of the bodyguards?? Why not, uh, I don’t know, FLORI?!? 
Me: EXCUSE ME! She is YOUR bodyguard, child! Also, who would you like instead? BO?!?! Would YOU like to be partnered with BO?!? 
Keefe: *cowers* No-
Me: EXACTLY! 
Biana: Breathe, girl. 
Me: *whooshy breathing noises* Okay, sorry. Anyway, come in, guys! 
*Enter Ro, Marella, Maruca, Stina, and Wylie*
Stina: I heard you yelling about how I’m awesome. 
Me: Mhm. ‘Cause you are. NO MATTER WHAT LADY FOSS-BOSS THINKS! Anyway, *composes self (again)* here’s the partners. Marella and Maruca. 
Marella & Maruca: Yesssss
Me: Dex and Fitz
Dex: *shrugs* 
Me: Sophie and Stina.
Sophie: Why-
Me: DO NOT QUESTION ME, SOPHIE! YOU WILL WORK WITH STINA AND SEE HOW AWESOME SHE IS. 
Stina: I don’t know how to make a gingerbread house though. 
Me: Work with it. There are instructions. Biana and Ro. 
Biana: *confused* 
Ro: Why us two?
Me: You’re opposites- well, kinda. But you’re also similar. 
Biana: Ah. 
Me: Lihn and Wylie.
Lihn: Why us? 
Me: Uh, because, you two make an adorable couple! 
Wylie: Uhmm- 
Me: You know it’s true, boy! I gotta make things juicy! *clenches fists and grins* 
Biana: *wondering why she is standing so close to someone who has been acting like a deranged lunatic for half the day*  
Ro: Yes, JUICINESS IS MY POWER IN ELF-WORLD. 
Me: Yas, girl. Anyway, that means-
Fitz: Keefe and TAM?!? What are you THINKING?
Me: Uh, like I said, we need JUUUUIIIIICEEEEE. Also, they hate each other, so I want to see how badly they fail. 
Keefe: You are evil. 
Me: I know. *grins evilly* 
Keefe’s Kitty: *glares* 
Me: Okay, get your butts moving! 
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Marella & Maruca: *making cute leetle soybean gingerbread home meant for fairies* 
Dex & Fitz: *making some sort of robotic-yet-simple gingerbread house and somehow working together* 
Sophie: *glaring* 
Stina: *being a queen and making a gingerbread house that somehow looks like the White House* 
Biana & Ro: *laughing while making a house that is both sparkly but has swords on it*
Lihn & Wylie: *being adorable McNuggets as they build their water-house with light wind chimes* 
Keefe & Tam: *fighting over what color the frosting should be for the room of their mutated house* 
Tam: *turns frosting black* 
Keefe: *gets angry and throws frosting at Tam* 
Tam: *ducks and frosting hits the wall* 
Wall: Oh, Nerr! I’ve got frosting on me face! 
Me: *calling from other room* Come show me what you have!!! 
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Marella & Maruca: *shows cute soybean gingerbread-fairy house. 
Dex & Fitz: *shows completed gingerbread house* 
Me: Wow! The boys did something right! I am so proud. 
Fitz: *rolls eyes* 
Me: DID YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, SIR?!? FITZYPOO, YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOU’RE MESSING WITH! 
Dex: You have issues. 
Sophie & Stina: *now partial friends as they show gingerbread house* 
Biana & Ro: *presents extravagant house with sword-shrubbery and sparkly walkway*
Lihn & Wylie: *too busy being little Chicky McNuggets*
Keefe: *holding smashed gingerbread house* 
Me: Wait… where’s Tam? 
Keefe: *gesticulates* 
Me: *looks to see Tam throwing black frosting on the wall* 
Wall: Oh nerr! There’s more frosting on me face!!! 
Tam: *possessed hissing noises* 
Me: Help me. *turns to camera* Well, that’s all for today, next week, you guys are meeting the characters from Harry Potter!
Lihn: What’s Harry Potter?
Me: I’ll explain before our next video. Anyway- *glances at Tam* 
Tam: *making more possessed hissy noises as he stalks closer with the black frosting* 
Me: Oh, God. Anyways, BYEEEEE! 
*camera is squirted with black frosting and goes dark*
= KOTLC Characters Meet & Interact With Harry Potter Characters =
Me: So, guys, since I’ve told you ALL about Harry Potter now, you’re going to meet some of the characters!
Sophie: *crazy-eyed* YESSSSSSS
Stina: Potternerd. 
Fitz: *snorts*
Me: ANYWAYS, first, meet Harry Potter!
*Enter Harry* 
Harry: Hi. 
Me: Hey, Harry.
Sophie: HARRY POTTER! AHHH! UHBEVFOWIERCJN)QEICN@)#QWQ!!!!!! 
Harry: Is… she okay?
Me: She’s fine.
Ro: She’s NEVER okay.  
Harry: Uh. Okay. 
Me: Next, meet Ron Weasley!
*Enter Ron* 
Sophie: RONALD WEASLEY! RNJ)#IVEPJN#IRPV
Lihn: Hello. 
Ron: Uh- 
Me: Be quiet, Ron. Now, meet Hermione Granger. 
Sophie: HERMIONEEEEEEEE! IJNPERIUCN#!POWFOOO#FQw
Hermione: She needs help. 
Me: Tell me about it. 
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Me: Now that you’ve met Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Ginny, Neville, Snape, Dumbledore, McGonagall, Lavender, Padma, and Sirius, you each get to interact with one of them. Harry and-
Sophie: ME, ME, ME! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Harry and Sophie. 
Sophie: *evil laugh* YESSSSSSSSS
Harry: *scared*
Me: Ron and Keefe. Hermione and Ro. 
Ro: Uh, we’re OPPOSITES. 
Hermione: Yeah… 
Me: I don’t CARE. Luna and Lihn. 
Luna & Lihn: ‘L’ twinsies!!! 
Me: Ginny and Biana. 
Ginny & Biana: *smiles* 
Me: Neville and Wylie. Snape and Tam. 
Tam: *grins* 
Snape: *evil grin* 
Me: God, you both are creepy. Dex and Dumbledore. 
Dex: Cool!
Me: McGonagall and Stina. Lavender and Fitz. 
Fitz: Oh no. 
Lavender: *giggles* 
Me: Padma and Maruca. Finally, Marella and Sirius. Now… go interact! 
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Fitz: Sooo…
Lavender: *giggles* 
Fitz: Help me. 
Sophie: *staring creepily at Harry* 
Harry: Uh- okay… 
Ron: … And then, I just started barfing up slugs! 
Keefe: Teach me how to do that. 
Ro: Yeah, but at home, we have things like flesh-eating bacteria.
Hermione: *interested* Wait, how do you even make that? 
Luna: But, Daddy is trying to find a Crumple-Horned Snorckack. 
Lihn: Is it cute? 
Luna: Well, one time, its horn exploded part of our house… 
Lihn: Awww 
Ginny: But then, people always think that I’m ignorant just because I’m pretty. 
Biana: I know, right! 
Neville: Do you ever feel overshadowed? 
Wylie: *nods* 
Neville: *singing* We’re all in this together! 
Tam: *lying flat on his back in the middle of the room* 
Snape: *is next to Tam* 
Me: What are you two DOING?!
Tam: Thinking. 
Snape: About the killing curse.
Me: *slowly backs away*
Dumbledore: *makes Pensive appear*
Dex: *dunks face in*
Dumbledore: *follows Dex into the abyss of memories* 
Stina & McGonagall: *sitting at the table very uptight and awkward-like* 
McGonagall: So…
Stina: Yeah… 
The real me: *rethinks making Kotlc Reacts and now dearly wishes I had made a fanfic where Snape stands and goes evil and attacks everyone and I’ll leave you all on endless cliffhangers and MWAHAHAHAHA*
The real me: *thinks again* Nah, I’m not gonna! :3
= KOTLC Characters Go To Target =
Me: Welcome back to KOTLC Reacts! Today the KOTLC characters will get to go to Target! 
Biana: So we have to dress like humans? 
Me: yEs 
Biana: WhYyYyyY 
Sophie: Because they already think we’re super hAwT. We can’t be even hOtTeR in our elf clothes. 
Fitz: You think I’m hAwT?
Keefe: I already knew I was hAwt *flips hair* *winks* 
Biana: *groans* *gets ready to throw a shoe at Keefe* 
Keefe: *girly scream* 
Dex: hEhEhEhEhE 
Everyone: *changes into human clothes* 
Keefe: Bangs Boy should go as an emo kid. 
Sophie: Why? 
Keefe: A, he’s shady. B, he’s moody. C, I wanna see bangs boy in eyeliner. 
Tam: nO- wHy- nO 
Keefe: hEhhEhehhEhehheE 
Sophie: No- Keefe- nO 
Me: Why are you guys still here and not at Target? 
Tam: Because these people are obsessed with tormenting me. 
Keefe: hEHEhEheheHEhe
Me: Go already! *shoves them into a path of light* 
Everyone: aHhHHh *appear in front of Target* 
Fitz: Why do you have a Pathfinder? 
Me: Because I stole it 
Fitz: *is concerned for my health* Um- 
Me: Hush. Now let’s go! 
Everyone: *goes into Target* 
Cashier: *stares at these new random hAwT people* 
Sophie: *whispers* That dude thinks we’re hot. 
Me: *smirks* What’d I tell you? 
Sophie: *sighs* 
Stina: *grabs cart* 
Keefe: *sees food section* HoOmAn FoOd *runs into food area* 
Sophie: *follows* *finds Keefe* Um-
Keefe: *is rolling in a pile of bananas he knocked over* 
Sophie: *blinks* 
Me: *comes over* Keefe! Get out of the bananas!
Keefe: *puts bananas back* *pouts* *snatches a bunch of cookies* *runs back to the others* 
Wylie: *is looking at snacks* *snickers* 
Dex: wUt? *walks over* *bursts out laughing* 
Keefe: *follows* *laughs* Fitzy! Get over here! 
Fitz: *walks over* What? 
Wylie: Look what I found *laughs* *shows a box of Ritz Crackers* 
Fitz: wha- oh Gawd no. 
Keefe, Dex, & Wylie: *keep laughing* 
Tam: I don’t get it. 
Keefe: Ritz Cracker - Fitz Vacker 
Tam: *snickers/snorts* 
Keefe, Dex, Wylie, & Tam: *collapse with laughter* 
Fitz: *face burns red* *puts head on shelf* 
Marella: *pats Fitz’s shoulder* 
Keefe: *draws something* 
Dex: What’s that? 
Keefe: You’ll see. *tapes drawing of Fitz’s face onto the box* 
Dex, Tam, Wylie, & Keefe: *keep laughing* 
Old Lady: *slowly backs away* 
Sophie: Okay guys shut up, you’re scaring people.
Dex, Tam, Wylie, & Keefe: *tone it down to quiet snickers* 
Fitz: *is mortified & scarred for life* 
Keefe: *runs back into the food isle* *yells* pOtAtOe! 
Sophie: How does he even know what a potato is? 
Biana & Linh: *shrug* 
Keefe: *comes running back w/potatoes* *chucks them into the cart* *runs back yelling* ToMaTo! *comes back w/tomatoes* *chucks them in the cart* *loses sanity* mMmMm tOmAtOsSsS
Maruca: Someone fix him. 
Tam: nO *smirks* 
Marella: *slaps Keefe* 
Keefe: *is normal again* *whines* OwWwwW! Why’d you do that-?!?
Marella: *slaps again* Stop whining 
Keefe: I wasn’t whining-
Marella: *slaps again* You were.
Keefe: *crawls dramatically on the ground* hElP mEeEEeE. I’vE lOsT mY dIgNiTy tO mArElLa 
Tam: *smirks* nO 
Keefe: *dramatically fake-sobs* 
Random Lady: *is concerned* Um-
Tam: He’s fine. 
Random Lady: *slowly backs away* 
Tam: *smirks* 
Marella: *sees something* bLoWtOrCh. HehHEhHEhehEhe 
Wylie: Wha- no- please don’t 
Marella: *strokes blowtorch possessively* nO. It’S mInEeEeEeEeeE 
Wylie: You can literally make fire with your hands, you don’t need a blowtorch. 
Marella: *sadly walks away from blowtorch* *whispers* I’ll miss you… 
Wylie: Why am I friends with these lunatics? 
Linh: Because you love us! *hugs* 
Wylie: Um- 
Linh: *skips off happily* *sees something* bIaNa. Get over here. 
Biana: Yes? *comes over* OHMIGOD IT’S  ADORABLE
Linh: *throws stuffed panda into the cart* *chucks like 30 more plushies into the cart* 
Marella: *sighs* I’ll go get another cart… 
Tam: *sees book* OoOh. The Hunger Games. 
Sophie: *le gasp* tHe HuNgEr gAmeS??!?! *hordes Hunger Games books* mE wAnTs iT 
Keefe: Is she okay? 
Tam: No. *drags Sophie back the the cart* 
Sophie: *hisses maniacally* mE wAnTs tHeM. mE wAnTs AlL tHe bOoKs.
Stina: *blinks* oH grEaT! Foster has officially lost it! 
Keefe: Yeah I don’t think she’s okay.
Tam: *to random passerby* She’s fine. 
Me: Okay we’re getting out of here right now. 
Keefe: *piles ritz crackers into second cart* mMMmmmM
Fitz: nOoOOoO 
Dex: *hacks ATM outside so they have money to pay for all the stupid things they’re buying* *takes carts* *pays* 
Cashier: *stares intensely at Dex the Cinnamon Roll* 
Dex: *ignores and pays money* 
Cashier: *staring intensifies* 
Dex: *looks up* Can I help you?
Cashier: Wh- no- no you’re fine. 
Dex: *walks off* 
Cashier: *returns to intense staring* 
Dex: Guys let’s go. I think the cashier has a crush on me. 
Me: *shoves everyone into pathfinder light again* 
Linh: weEeeEEeEeeE 
Tam: No- don’t make that excruciatingly painful noise ever again. 
Linh: wEEeEeeEEEee 
Tam: No- 
Keefe: hEheHhEheheE 
Tam: NoOOoo- 
Everyone: *lands back in Biana’s bedroom* 
Keefe’s Kitty: *jumps on Keefe* 
Keefe: *goes over to Biana’s vanity* *begins brushing his kitty’s fur* Yup, still model-worthy. 
Me: wHa- Anyway that’s all for today! My next episode might not be posted for a lil’ because I have something vErRrRy sPEcCiAlL planned. *evil grin* 
Wylie: I’m scared now. 
Me: YeS. bE sCaReD. vErRrRy sCaReD.
= KOTLC Characters Go To A Middle School (Extra Long Special Episode!!!) =
Me: Hai guys! Welcome back to KOTLC Reacts! Today I’m actually going to be sending the KOTLC characters to MY middle school (which will be unnamed due to privacy reasons). They will also get to meet my friends- who all will go by pen names and two of which (Kyla Simon & Stella Rosewood) are actually on the wiki. First, we’ll bring in my friends: meet Kyla Simon!  
Kyla: *enters dramatically* I’ve never read KOTLC. Maybe some of them will be HaWt people! Oh wait, *waves to viewers* *smiles* Hello!! Ignore what I said about hawties.
Me: yEs thEy aRe hAwT- don’t ignore the facts.
Kyla: YaY fOr hAwTiEs!!!! And yes, ignore that I get easily emotionally attracted to fictional characters.
Me: Next, meet Stella Rosewood! 
Stella: Hi! THE JOURNEY STARTS TODAY!!! Viewers, don’t ask.
Kyla: STELLA!! *hugs level 300000 on the ‘Kyla Hug Scale’* I tOTaLLy didn't see you five minutes ago in the dressing room. Also, do ask. She says that a LOT.
Stella: *gasps* I can’t breathe- 
Kyla: Fine *pouts* *lets go* 
Stella: *gasps* Thank you!
Me: Next, meet Maddie Kettle! 
Maddie: Hello hello hello my fans and followers that I don’t have! Time to burn this school to ashes!!! And then I shall work on my *muffled noises* Music Video! 
Me: Oh you’re gonna like Marella then, Mads. She can make fiYaH with her hAndS. 
Kyla: OooOooo. hAnDs.
Maddie: Can I have flamethrower hands too?
Stella: NO.
Me: Um no- and finally, meet Lilly Ratzenburger 
Lilly: MoUsEeeEeEe
Me: She’s obsessed with mice, if you couldn’t tell. Alright, so, first, meet Sophie!
Stella: SOPHIEEE!!!! *is literally the only other person besides me who knows what KOTLC is* 
Kyla: Can she go on a sugar high with me?! *holds out Pixie sticks and starbursts and skittles and other candies* 
Sophie: Ooh hOoMaN food! I haven’t had it in fOrEvErrrrR
Me: You just went to Target and bought way too many Ritz crackers, potatoes, tomatoes, and cookies there! 
Sophie: But no, I don’t go on ‘sugar high’. 
Kyla: Trust me, it's fun and Isabella hates it when I threaten to eat her hands ‘cause they look like starburst.
Sophie: Um- yeah… so Imma just go hide in the corner. 
Kyla: *puts candy in hair* I’ll save you for later. They might be needed in the future. *winks* *wall breaks* OH SNAP I JUST BROKE THE A WALL SOMEONE COME FIX IT!!
*after fixing the wall Kyla broke*
Me: Next meet Fitz 
Stella: IT’S FITZZZZ! 
Kyla: He’s HaWt.
Fitz: Um- thanks? 
Kyla: *whispers to Stella* Pssst. How do you flirt with a fictional character?
Stella: Don’t ask me.
Kyla: *nervously chuckles* *through gritted teeth* Isabella, present the next character before I lose what little sanity I have left simping.
Me: Next we have Dex *whispers to Kyla* He’s pretty cUtE tOo hEheHEHEhe 
Kyla: HOW MANY FREAKIN HAWT CHARACTERS ARE THERE!? IMA EXPLODE FROM SIMPING. *sees him* OMG HE IS SO FLIPPIN CUTE IMA EXPLODE AND BREAK THE WALL AGAIN. 
Dex: *scared*
Maddie: That wall deserves it. 
Kyla: *flips hair* You can never have too much of Kyla Simon!!
Maddie: Sure go ahead and tell yourself that. 
Me: Next, meet Biana! *whispers to Kyla* and she’s hAwT tOoOo *le smirk* 
Kyla: OMG SHE’S SO PRETTTYYYYYY!!!
Maddie: Cool. 
Kyla: If Ima break anything it’ll be the wall again. Boosh! *wall falls down* AGAIN?!?! I'M JUST TOO POWERFUL?!?!
Stella & Lilly: wHy aRe wE hErE? 
Me: Because you’re my friends and you need to take the hot children to middle school with me. Next we have Tam. *whispers to Kyla* iT’S a hAwT kInDa-eMo dUdE KyLaAaA
Kyla: *almost dies* IMA DIE FOR REAL IF THIS GETS ANY BETTER. 
Me: Next is Wylie! *whispers to Kyla* He's pretty hAwT.
Kyla: Eh. Not really my cup o tea. But kinda cute. No offense. Now Ima go force Stella and Lilly to fix the wall I broke once again earlier. 
Me: WeRe nOt dOnE! Next is Marella. *whispers to Kyla* she’s pretty cUteEeEE *smirks* jUsT waIt- YoUlL lOsE iT At KeEfE 
Kyla: PrEtTttTyyYyyYyYyYYyyYyYyy
Me: Next, we have Maruca and Stina who are bored of standing outside waiting to come in. 
Kyla: Nice to meet ya! Ignore the broken wall. STELLA! LILLY! PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT! *starts vibin to Jeffrey Bezos* TELL US WHY, SHOW US HOW! LOOK AT WHERE YOU CAME FROM LOOK AT YOU NOW!
Maruca and Stina: *confused about Jeff Bezos song*
Me: *turns off music* 
Kyla: AMATEURS CAN GO AND-What?! *pouts*
Me: Too bad- meet Linh! 
Kyla: She's pretty. 
Kyla: Whose left?
Me: Finally, we have Keefe. *whispers to Kyla* he’s HaWTttTTt 
Kyla: I doubt it.
Keefe: *walks in*
Kyla: *jazz music plays* Why heeLloOoOooO. *whispers to Isabella* Is he single? *crosses fingers* please, please, PLEASE.
Me: KiNdA? I mean, he’s got a crush on Sophie but she recently broke up with Fitzy and sOooO. Idk. I mean I ship Fitzphie but a lot of people ship Sokeefe too. Idk yet. He ain’t dating but he gots a crush. 
Kyla: This is gonna be a good day…..
Me: *takes everyone to the middle school* So. Imma put you in groups. Some of you will be with Kyla and I because I don’t trust Kyla to handle other human beings on her own. Some of you will be with Stella and Maddie because I don’t trust Maddie to be alone and possibly with a girl who causes fires. And Lilly will be with herself but only with like 3 other people. 
Kyla: What?1 I am total-wait, what's burning? *sniffs* MY BAGEL! *goes to teachers lounge* *comes back* Welp, almost burned down the school. Now, what was I saying? Ah yes. I am TOTALLY trustworthy!! *smiles and puts hands on hips*
Me: yEaH nO. Alright. 
Kyla: *eats burnt bagel in silence* It needs glitter….now announce the groups!!
Me: Alright. In Lilly’s group we’ll have Stina, Biana, and Maruca. In Stella & Maddie’s group we’ll have Marella- Stella, don’t let Maddie convince her to burn anything down-, Sophie, Linh, & Wylie. Which mean we have- 
Kyla: tHe HaWt bOYs! I SHALL NO LONGER BE SINGLE STARTING TODAY!!!! *stands on top of vending machine to declare dominance* *falls* NOT A GOOD START!!
Me: We have Dex, Keefe, Fitz, & Tam. 
Kyla: Question- Can I just stay on the floor and eat my burnt bagel in peace? 
Me: No- you have to help. The school is empty today so we’ll just take them into classrooms, explain what we do in that class, show them hUmAn school supplies, and then meet at the cafeteria at 11:00 to eat hUmAn lunch foods. 
Kyla: Mhm. You do that. *eats burnt bagel* I shall raid the school and gain dominance. 
Me: No. You will help me or you will be kicked out and locked in a broom closet and Maddie will force-feed you chunky milk. 
The KOTLC Hawt People: *all look terrified* 
Kyla: Fine. 
*with Lilly’s group* 
*crickets* 
*with Kyla & Isabella’s group* 
Kyla: And if you fall down then you better get up! Don’t be sad now cuz we’re shakin it up! Screamin, out loud cuz we’re livin it up! Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!
Me: Do you know any other songs besides Jeff Bezos and Music Freaks and Broadway?!
Kyla: Yes, but those are the ones I most recently played and annoy people with. It's VeRy effective.
Keefe: Um-
Kyla: yEs, HaWt bOy kEeFe? 
Keefe: Why are you doing that? 
Kyla: Cuz I can. *flips hair* Now here's a classroom, another classroom, ANOTHER classroom, and oh is that a gym? NO IT’S A CLASSROOM.
Dex, Tam, & Fitz: Uh-
Kyla: ShUt uP hAwTiEs. i’M tEaChInG. 
Me: Okay Kyla, go chill.
Kyla: Define chill.
Me: Relax.
Kyla: I was not programmed to relax. 
Me: *sighs* *leads everyone into a classroom* 
Fitz: *picks up dry erase marker* Wut-
Kyla: *giggles* They’re so cute when they’re confused by hooman things.
Fitz: *draws on whiteboard* OH MY GOD I RUINED IT
Kyla: *wipes marker away* 
Fitz: *stares* *whispers* mAgIc.
Kyla: *shows Fitz more ‘mAgIc’*
Fitz: *astonished*
*something breaks* 
Me: WHAT DID YOU DO- *runs over* *sees Keefe with broken beaker* *grabs Keefe by the ear* 
Keefe: *screams* 
Kyla: No! 
Me: Simping on all these fictional characters has made you softer. 
Kyla: True. But still. dOnT hUrT tHe HaWtIeS!
*with Stella, Maddie, Sophie, Linh, Marella, & Wylie* 
Sophie: Sooo… how is this gonna work?
Maddie: I'll start fires with Marella or whatever and then we’ll start more fires. Won’t we, Marella?!
Marella: YES! Maybe.
Maddie: I’ll go steal matches from somewhere. Or just “borrow” them. Hehe. 
Stella: *screams* NOOOO WE CAN’T DO THAT!!!! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SCHOOL AND FRIENDS MEAN TO ME?!?!?!?!?!
Linh: Um, not really. You haven’t said much about yourselves yet… 
Wylie: *nods* Linh is right. And Marella, why do you and Maddie want to burn down the school? You don’t want to become like Brant and Fintan. Right???
Marella: Right, of course. But it still would be fun!!
Stella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sophie: Guys! Calm down!! Stella, Maddie, aren’t we supposed to get a tour…? 
Stella: Right. Follow me…! 
*leads down the hallway closet to the middle school doors* 
Stella: Okay. This was one of our classrooms. *points to classroom*
Sophie: What grade are you in?
Stella: I won’t say because this is public on the internet but I’m in middle school. 
Maddie: *comes back* I have the matches. Let’s burn this to the ground. 
Stella: N.O.
Maddie: Why, Stella Oh Bella? 
Stella: THAT’S A FIRE HAZARD!!!!!! AND WE CAN’T BURN DOWN THE WHOLE SCHOOL OR ELSE WE’LL BE IN BIIIIIIG TROUBLE!!!! 
Maddie: But fire.
Stella: NO FIRE. 
Maddie: How dare you. 
Me: *runs over* OKAY, OKAY, OKAY- NO FIGHTING- NO WARS- STAWP FIGHTING- NO FIRE. 
Kyla: Yeah I'm not getting involved with this. *turns to her group* Wanna go in the elevator we’re usually not allowed to go in?
Me: Actually we’re saying goodbye now. If you would like to see Maddie, Lilly, Stella, & Kyla return (which they will either way hehe) let me know. 
Stella: Wait, where's Lilly’s group?
Me: Uhh… 
Lilly: *distant scream* 
Me: LILLY!!!! 
Lilly: *more intense distant screaming* 
Everyone: *follows screaming* 
Kyla: LILLY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?! *holds up 3*
Lilly: *is squealing in excitement* *turns* UhM tHreE . BuT lOoK. bIaNa mAdE mE hAvE pOwErsS
Me: wait- wut
Lilly: LOOK *grabs Biana* 
Biana: *makes Lilly look like only her head is floating in midair* 
Me and Stella: *laughing because we know what’s happening*
Kyla: *screams* ShE deCaPiTaTeD LiLlY!!!!
Me: *relaxes* Okay, time to say goodbye.
Fitz: Bye Kyla! Thanks for sharing your magic of dry erase markers! *kisses cheek* *leaves*
Kyla: *flustered* I tHiNk I’m In LuRvVvVvV
Me: What about your other fictional crush??!!
Kyla: He can wait, honey. MaMa NeEdS MoRe FiTzY.
Me: *sighs* Apologies to all of the audience people who ship Sophitz. Kyfitz is now a thing.
Sophitz Shippers: *banging on the door* SOPHITZ! SOPHITZ! SOPHITZ! SOPHITZ!
Everyone: *screams* 
Kyla: TheY fOunD Me! aaaaaaAaahhhHhhhhh!!!!!!
Sophitz Shippers: *break down door* ATTACKCKCKCKCKCK *stampede us* 
Everyone: *screams* 
*screen goes dark*  
= KOTLC Characters Go To Disney World =
Me: Welcome back to KotLC Reacts! And as you know, last episode was pretty crazy. Mainly because I felt like I was babysitting 11 teenagers who had no idea what they were doing and 2 other teenagers who knew what they were doing but one was too busy simping and one was trying to set things on fire. *pants* aNyWaY *sighs* My friends have decided to join us for another episode and *sighs* we’re taking the characters to *shudders* dIsNeY wOrLd. It’s not that I don’t like Disney, it’s that I’ve never been there and don’t trust Kyla or Maddie to lead the way. (Kyla is WAYYY too obsessed with Disney) Also because the KotLC characters are probably gonna lose it. Anywayyyy…. Welcome back my friends, Stella, Kyla, Maddie, and Lilly. 
Lilly: hEwO! 
Stella: *waves* Hi! 
Maddie: Hello again, my fans and followers that I don’t have! 
Kyla: *dramatically enters per usual* wHeRe’S fItZy. You haven’t let me see him in a whole WEEK since we were attacked by Sophitz shippers!
Me: Because the Sophitz shippers don’t want you to be in love with Fitzy. 
Kyla: *moans dramatically* nOoOooooOOoooO oUr lOve muSt NoT bE fOrBidDeNnnnnnn.
Stella: Welcome to life. If you like forbidden love stuff, read Warrior Cats by Erin Hunter. tHeRe’S a LoT
Me: *sighs* And please welcome the KotLC characters! 
Fitz: *walks in* 
Kyla: *gasps* *tackles Fitz* 
Me: *groans* *mutters* The Sophitz shippers are gonna be back at my window tonight protesting again. 
Stella: No kidding. 
Me: *moans* Anyway y'all let’s go to dIsNeY! 
Kyla: YAAaAaAaY!!!! *happy Kyla noises*
Everyone: *light-leaps to Disney*  
Marella: *screams* 
Me: WHAT'S WRONG?!?
Marella: THERE’S A GIANT MOUSE OVER THERE *points to Mickey Mouse* 
Linh: *squeals happily* iT’s a MouSeeEeeEe!
Lilly: *smirks* I think we’re gonna get along jusssttttttt fine. *looks up* Wait- Linh- no- 
Linh: *hugs Mickey Mouse* yOu’Re sO fLuFFy! 
Mickey: Uh-
Linh: *skips back to everyone else* 
Lilly: *facepalms* 
Kyla: Let's go on SpAcE MouNtAiN FirSt.
Sophie: What is this SpAcE mOuNtain?
Kyla: Trust me, it's fun. 
Me: Is it an amusement park ride? *shudders* 
Kyla: It's AmAzInG. And it's in a PITCH BLACK ROOM. So you don’t know where you are or which way you’re going!! *sighs* Good times.
Everyone: *goes on Space Mountain* 
Linh, Sophie, Fitz, Lilly, Stella, Wylie, & Keefe: *screams*
Me: *shudders* i HaTe AmUsEmEnT pArKs So MuCHhHHHhhH
Kyla: *not at all scared* I LOVE DISNEY!!!
*the ride ends* 
Everyone: *staggers away* 
Tam: Scared, huh? 
Keefe: You wish, Bangs Boy. 
Tam: Funny, because I think I heard a very girly-sounding scream come out of your mouth seconds ago. 
Keefe: I bet it was you. Are you scared of the dark, Tammy? 
Tam: I’m a Shade, you idiot- I’m not scared of the dark. It’s black. Like my soul. 
Random Girls: *squeals* hE’s A BaDdIe! 
Tam: *glances* 
Random Girls: *swoon* 
Keefe: *grumbles* 
Tam: *smirks* Jealous, Keefe? 
Keefe: *grumbles* nO
Kyla: Let’s go on Mad Hatter’s Tea Party! *drags everyone to the teacups* 
*at the teacups* 
Kyla: *whizzes by everyone* *spinning as fast as it can go*
Stella: HOW?!?!??
Kyla: *whizzing by* MagIc. *goes back to spinning* Weeeeeeee!!!
Tam: *throws up* *turns to Izzy’s cup* That girl….is insane.
Me: I know. *starts spinning like crazy* NOPE. WE’RE NOT SPINNING AND PUKING. NOPE. *jumps out of teacup* *jumps barrier gate thing surrounding ride* *shudders* i HaTe AmUsEmEnT pArK RiDeS sO mUcHhHh 
Keefe: *snorts* What’s wrong, Bangs Boy? Can’t handle the- *gags* *pukes* 
Tam: *raises eyebrow* 
Kyla: *yells across ride to them* WEAK!!!!
Everyone besides Kyla: *gets off ride* 
Person: Ma’am, you need to get off now. 
Kyla: *glares* *grumbles* *gets off* *mutters* tHe NeRvE!
Fitz: *puts arm around Kyla* 
Kyla: *looks up* *grins* *blushes* *Simping Kyla noises* 
Random Girls: nOoOO i WaNtEd HiM! *cries* 
Fitz: Uh- 
Kyla: *death glares girls*
Random Girls: *le gasps* *faint*
Kyla: Ms. Worker lady, those girls just stopped breathing.
Worker Lady: What the-
Everyone: *escapes* *walks around park*
Sophie: What’s ‘it's a small world’?
Kyla: *mischievously grins* You’ll see…*drags everyone to ‘it's a small world*
After 2 minutes on the ride…
Me: Make it StAwPppPpPppp
Kyla: *singing along to the song in the languages cuz she’s ✨kYlA✨* 
Linh: *begins singing too* yAyYyYyyY!
Tam: *blinks* wHy
Linh: *hugs Tam* *giggles* teehee! 
Ride: *gets stuck* *song is playing still*
Everyone except Kyla and Linh: UgHhhHhhHhhHh
Kyla: Relax, the ride will come unstuck. This happens every time I go to Disney. 
*1 hour later……*
Kyla: Annnnnny minute now. *smiling*
Me: *moans* This is literally one of my worst nightmares… 
Kyla: Iz, this has never happened. Usually it starts back up in 10 minutes and I don’t think it’s been 10 minutes. Or has it been? *turns to Fitz* Has it been 10 minutes?
Fitz: Check your mechanical box you carry everywhere that you play video games that Dex likes hacking. 
Kyla: *checks phone* An hour? That's it, Kyla’s getting off this ride. *gets out of boat* *trudges through water*
Security Gorl: Ma’am Ima ask you to get back inside your boat and-
Kyla: *death glares*
Security Gorl: *passes out*
Fitz: ✨mAgIc✨
Kyla: Now, if y’all wanna live, follow me. *starts walking ‘til she gets to the end of ride* FREEDOM!!
Everyone: *trudges through water* 
Keefe: *strangled moan* mY HaIr. It CaN’t gEt WeT! iT cAnT!
Biana: It’s like 2-foot-deep water you idiot. 
Keefe: *more unidentifiable noises* 
Sophie: *soothing voice* *pets Keefe* Don’t worry. Your hair is fine. 
Tam: *gags* *dunks Keefe’s head underwater* 
Keefe: *splutters* *sobs* 
Tam: hEhE 
Everyone: *escapes*apes*
Keefe: mY hAiRrRrRrR
Kyla: Oh shut up you big baby! *whispers to Isabella* Why did I find this guy attractive?
Me: Because you’re a little simp. 
Kyla: True, true.
Random People: *stare at Keefe* 
Marella: *smacks random people* It’s rude to stare, you fools. 
Random People: *appalled* 
Kyla: *drags everyone to Splash Mountain* This ride is exactly eleven minutes long. 
Me: *moans* Is it crazy? 
Kyla: You’ll see darling. You’ll see….*giggles*
Me: BUT IS IT-
Kyla: It involves a bit of…..water *smirks at Keefe* Might want to cover your hair up blondie.
Keefe: *sobs* 
Lilly: What is wrong with these people…? 
Kyla: Don’t ask me. *smirks* *flicks water at Keefe’s hair* *giggles cutely*
Keefe: *screams*
Kyla: You scream like a girl. *giggles* 
Stella: Technically they’re elves-
Keefe: I DO NOT-
Stella: -not people. 
Keefe: YOU LITTLE- *curses in elvin* 
Kyla: Try me blondie. I’ve been through babysitting my siblings. If I can handle that, I can handle anything. After all, I’m ✨kYlA✨ *flips hair*
Maruca: Wh- nevermind. 
Everyone: *gets on ride* 
Stella: Oh goodness these animatronics are creepy.
Maddie: Heck yeah- that’s why they’re aWeSomE!
Lilly: There are rabbits, bears, turtles, and foxes on this ride, but no MiCe?!?!!? hoW DaRe thEy.
Linh: ThE dIsReSpEcT! 
Keefe: *screaming in the background* 
Kyla: That’s one of the bumps blondie. Deal with it. *flicks water* *giggles*
Tam: *turns to Wylie* She’s growing on me. 
Dex: *sits in corner* *screams* 
Marella: *whips around* WHAT??!
Dex: My IpHoNe! iT gOt DrEnChEd wITh WatEr!
Sophie: You have an iPhone? 
Maruca: You have a what?
Marella: What were you doing on an iPhone??!?!
Dex: *blushes* Hacking. 
Everyone: *confused or shocked expressions* 
Dex: *face is now tomato-red* What?!? I wAs BoReD oK?
Kyla: *turns to everyone* Get ready. We’re about to go down a steep hill and get *turns to Keefe* DRENCHED WITH WATER. *giggles like a maniac*
Keefe: *moans* 
Me: *grips ride* *screams* WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME KYLA??!?!?
Kyla: bEcAuSe I’m ✨kYlA✨ *smirks* *flips hair* WOO HOO!!!!! I LOVE DISNEY!!!
Me: *screams like a dying chicken* 
Keefe: *screaming*
Kyla: HA! *gets drenched* Ah. Feels like childhood.
Keefe: *cowers in Sophie’s arms* 
Me: *mumbles wearily* tHe sHiP hAs sAiLeD. *continues screaming* 
*ride ends* 
Me: *pants* 
Keefe: *moans* 
Everyone: *stumbles out of ride* 
Kyla: LETS DO IT AGAIN!!!
Me: NO. Oh my god I’ma puke- 
Kyla: Awwwww *sad Kyla noises* 
Me: Girls *looks at Kyla, Stella, Maddie, & Lilly* Come with me to the bathroom in case I need to puke for a moment. *determined expression* i nEVeR gO AlOnE tO ThE BaThROoM bY mYsElf! ThErE mAy bE cReEPs, bUt thEy cAnT gEt mE iF my FrieNDs ArE bY mY sIde- *continues rambling* 
Wylie & Dex: *in unison* What’s wrong with her?
Kyla, Stella, Me, Maddie, & Lilly: *go to the bathroom* 
Kyla: *shields Me* WHOEVER STARES AT THIS GIRL I WILL PERSONALLY MURDER. *turns to Me* I gotchu bestie. *goes back to shield mode* I AM NOT AFRAID TO USE MY ✨KYLA POWERS✨ ON YOU LADIES!!!
Me: *pukes* *shudders* aMuSemeNT pArKs 
Kyla, Stella, Me, Maddie, & Lilly: *return to the group*
Kyla: Luckily, no one was harmed in the process. *turns to Me* Like I said, I gotchu bestie. *smiles* 
Me: *moans* aRe We DoNe yEt?
Kyla: We’ll go on one more ride. A gentle one. *thinks*
Keefe: *looks at map* What's Haunted Mansion?
Kyla: No no no no no. That scarred young Kyla, we ain’t doin that, no no no.
Keefe: *smirks* i vOtE HAuNtEd maNsIoN.
Kyla: NoOooOOooOoOoOo
Me: HAUNTED MANSION. HEHEHEEH.
Kyla: FiNnneEE. But it is your fault if I jump out of the orb thing and stop the ride. 
Everyone: *walks to ride* *gets in line*
Me: *looks around excitedly* The one ride I'm actually looking forward to.
Everyone: *makes it inside*
Kyla: AAhhHhhH The WalLlS aRe closING in
Me: No they’re not. *looks* oH wEll wHaDdAYa kNoW? HehEH 
Everyone: *gets in an orb with a partner*
Me: *snatches Kyla* YOU’RE MINE. *glares protectively at Fitz* 
Kyla: SoMeOnE gEt Me OuT of HeRE *whimpers*
Me: nO.
Ride: *goes through*
Kyla: *sees ghost* AH! *closes eyes* MakE It sTAwPpp
Me: wHeEeEeEeE! *giggles* sO fUn! 
Kyla: WhY dO aLL tHe GhoStS nOt HavE heADs!?!?1
Ghost: I do! Well, I did! Mwahahahaha! *head disappears*
Me: Hi the mister ghost! I’m not scared of you! Let’s be friends! *giggles excitedly*
Ride: *stops in Ghost banquet*
Kyla: NooooOoOooOoOo 
Me: *waves at Ghosts* *turns to Kyla* Kylaaaaaa *sing-songy voice* i hAvE aN iDea FoR oNe oF tHe NeXt EpIsODesSsssSsS HehEH
Kyla: W-wut. *sees ghost* SOMEONE GET ME OFF THIS DEATH TRAP* *sobs*
Me: *sing-songy voice* wE’rE gOnNa gO To a hAunTed HoUSe HEhHE *giggles* 
Kyla: *sobs* NooOooOooooOooO I haTe HoRrOr *sobs harder*
Me: hEhehHE 
*ride ends* 
Kyla: *runs* GET ME AWAY FROM THAT PLACE *sobs*
Fitz: *finds Kyla* 
Kyla: *sobbing in corner*
Fitz: Those floaty thingies weren’t real y’know.  
Kyla: *sobs* Get me awayyyyy. *sobs*
Fitz: You ran halfway across the park and we called security to find you. You’re veryyyy far away from the white floating puffballs. 
Kyla: NoT fAR EnOuGH. *sobbing*
Fitz: *hugs Kyla cuz ✨kYlA✨* *blushes* 
Kyla: *hugs back* *sniffles* *calms down*
Fitz and Kyla: *kiss* 
Kyla: *blushes like crazy* *giggles* 
Me: *runs up a mess* WHERE HAvE YOU TWO BEEN I- *freezes* *stares* *blinks* *glares at Fitz*
Kyla: I went far away from the AWFUL PLACE YOU TOOK ME TO IZ! SHAME ON YOU! *hisses* SHAMEEEEEEEEEEE.
Me: *grabs Kyla* *hugs* Technically, I didn’t take you. Keefe did. *glares menacingly over Kyla’s head at Fitz* 
Kyla: *rustles out of hug* That little blonde-headed- *runs to other side of park* YOU SHALL PAY YOU BLONDE HEADED JERK!!!!!!!
Keefe: *screams*
Me: *grabs Kyla’s arm* 
Fitz: *grabs Kyla’s other arm* Don’t run off again! 
Me: *glares at Fitz* *pulls Kyla* 
Kyla: *hisses at Keefe* 
Me: *drags Kyla to car* 
Maruca: *is sitting in the front seat* *stares* 
Kyla: *hisses* 
Fitz: *runs up* Kyla-!
Me: sHuT uP *weird Isabella noises* 
Kyla: *impersonation of Isabella* Well everyone, I think it's time to go! Have a wonderful day or whatever time it is for you. Bye bye!!
Me: *plasters on smile* That’s all for today, see you next time! *glares at Fitz*
Keefe: *enters car* 
Kyla: *hisses* *attacks Keefe* 
Fitz & Me: *both grab at Kyla* *both glare* *begin fighting* 
Keefe: *girly screaming* 
Kyla: *growls* I told you he screamed like a girl!! *giggles*
Dex: Oh my god- 
Stella & Lilly: KYLA!
Maddie: Well, I think it's time to go. *hits camera with baseball bat* 
*screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Have A Christmas Party =
Kyla: Hi!! *waves excitedly* Isabella isn’t here so I am doing the intro!! *smiles* *giggles cutely* Today we are throwing a Christmas party with the KOTLC characters-AHHH ISABELLA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!
Me: *groggy* What the- KYLA IT’S LIKE,  5 AM AND YOU’RE HOSTING MY SERIES?!?! 
Kyla: Well I TRIEEED to wake you up!!!
*fLaShBaCk*
Kyla: *pops up* Isabellllaaaaa wake up. Isabellllaaaaaaaa. Is-a-bel-a.
Me: *sleeping*
Kyla: Fine then. We’ll have to do it the hard way….*smirks* *throws glitter in Isabella’s face* WAKE UP!!!!!
*eNd oF FlAsHbAcK* 
Fitz: *comes downstairs* 
Kyla: *tackles* *throws glitter* GooOd moRninG!!! *giggles cutely*
Me: *glares* 
Maddie: *comes down* What the heck is going- *sees Kyla* Oh no. whAt Day is iT?!?!!
Me: *stares* cHRiStMaS EvE-
Kyla: CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS
Maddie: *turns to everyone trying to go down the stairs* Run. Now.
Everyone on the stairs: *runs*
Kyla: FrIeNdS, dOnt lEave KyLA. KyLa wIll fINd You AnyWay *giggles evilly* *chases* CHRISTMAS 
Me: *turns to camera* Hey guys- *turns around* 
Fitz: *peeping into the camera* 
Me: UghHhH. KYLA STOP SIMPING FOR THIS CREEP. *weird Isabella noises* 
Kyla: *comes down with boxes of decorations* Lets Go pEoplE PuT yOur BaCK iNtO iT.
Maddie: *to camera* Help. We’ve become slaves to Kyla.
Kyla: *giggles cutely* DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF FITZY! I'M JUST AS MUCH OF A CREEP AS HE IS!! *sets boxes down* Stel, Lil, you got the tree?
Stella and Lilly: *nod*
Me: *clenches fists* *turns to Fitz* *hisses* *weird Isabella noises with an unidentifiable emotion*
*oNCE evErYONE iS doWNstAIrS*
Kyla: Alright peeps, I has a schedule. *pulls out schedule* Fitz, Stel, Dex, Marella, Maddie, you're on tree duty. 
Me: MADDIE AND STELLA SHALL NOT BE WITH THE WONDERBOY CREEP. *strange Isabella noises* 
Kyla: Fine. Stel and Madd, you're with Iz, Sophie, and Linh making cookies.
Me: *grabs stand mixers* *grabs giant bag of flower* 
Kyla: Maruca, Tam, Keefe, you’re on the outside decor.
Keefe: HeLlOooOoo, have you SEEN how cold it is outside?
Kyla: Good. FREEZE THE BLONDIE TO DEATH!!! *giggles*
Keefe: *puts on like 12 of every winter clothes except hats* *determined voice* MY HAIR SHALL NOT BE RUINED BY HAT-HEAD!
Kyla: And finally, Wylie and Stina shall be doing indoor decor.
Keefe: And what will YOU be doing?
Kyla: Judging you all harshly…..jk. I shall be supervising, giving out cocoa, and wrapping presents. *smiles* Now get to work people!! *claps hands loudly* We need this done by 7 PM before the party!! *intense clapping* *goes upstairs to workshop*
Outside with the lights…..
Tam: Alright, the lights should be in here. *pulls out wad of tangled Christmas lights* Huh. I guess they’re supposed to look like this. *plugs in lights* 
Tam & Keefe: mAgIc
Maruca: *stares* 
Tam: *chucks lights onto steps* 
Keefe: *dusts hands* Our work here is done! 
Kyla: *comes out* How are y’all do- *stares at lights* You realize you have to UNtangle these and put them on the house. And then there’s like, 50 lawn decorations you have to put up. 
Tam & Keefe: Whaaaa- 
Kyla: Good luck! *sips cocoa* *closes door*
Keefe: Nope. I give up. Bangs Boy, take some pictures of me looking super HaWt right now for my Instagram. *swishes hair*
Kyla: *goes back out* I have to do everything around here. *uses magic ✨Kyla✨ powers* *puts decorations and lights out* There. *flips lights on* beAuTiFuL. *sips cocoa* *sneaks back inside*
Keefe: *turns around* What the- WHO DID THIS?!!?
*in the kitchen* 
Me: *furiously stirring batter* STELLA! GIVE ME THE BAG OF SUGAR! 
Stella: *grabs giant bag of sugar* *drops bag* *oofing Stella noises because Stella is a twig and can’t carry fifty pounds of sugar* 
Me: MADDIE GIVE ME THE SUGAR!
Maddie: nO.
Me: *grabs bag* *lifts back* *slams bag on table* 
Stella: HoW- 
Me: *furiously stirring* 
Kyla: How’s it going- *looks* *backs away slowly* I’ll just go check on the tree now….*runs*
*in the living room*
Everyone: *decorating tree*
Fitz: *looks up* *blushes* hAi- 
Kyla: *chucks glitter* Great work! *skips off*
Fitz: aWw *sighs* 
Me: *death glare* 
Kyla: *goes up to Isabella* Honey, no one can death stare like ✨kYlA✨ 
Me: oH yEaH? You should see me in action. *angry Isabella noises* 
Kyla: Oookay time to check on Wylie and Stina. *sips cocoa* *clutches clipboard* *walks away*
Wylie & Stina: *chillin’ because they already finished since they’re the only two who ever shut up and get things done*  
Kyla: How are we- *gazes* *tears up* It's BeAuTiFuL. Cocoa for you two. *summons cocoa and cookies* Great work! Now, I need to wrap presents.
Stina: *sniffs cocoa* What is this substance that looks disturbingly like dinosaur poop? Yes, dinosaurs are still alive. 
Kyla:....it's liquid chocolate. With marshmallows
Stina: By the way that stuff you keep throwing around looks like alicorn poop. 
Kyla: Time to go back upstairs now! *runs upstairs* *starts wrapping like 300 presents for everyone* *puts tags and cards and bows on them* pErFeCT! 
*outside* 
Keefe: *poses* *poses again* *poses some more* 
Tam: *exasperated* *takes pictures* 
Keefe: i aM a MoDeL. WAIT LEMME GO GET MY CAT
Kyla: *sitting on porch* *stares creepily* *sips cocoa*
Keefe: *squinty eyes* Oh by the way Fitz wanted you in that guest bedroom.
Kyla: Uh okay? *stands up* *grabs clipboard* *goes there*
Keefe: *grins evilly* *smirks* hHEhehHEhE 
Kyla: Fitz? You wanted me? *sets down cocoa and clipboard*
Fitz: *turns around* *blushes* Uh wait Keefe said YOU wanted ME
Kyla & Fitz: *turn to doorway*
Keefe: *locks door* HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEE
Kyla: YOU SON OF A BISCUIT! *flops onto bed angrily* *sits up* 
Fitz: *faces is red* … 
Kyla: *gestures towards open spot on bed*
Fitz: *sits next to Kyla* *blushes*
Kyla: *blushes*
Fitz & Kyla: *start to kiss* 
*door breaks open* 
Me: KEEFE YOU LITTLE SON OF A NUTCRACKER I- *turns* *stares* *growls* *tackles Fitz* *possessed Isabella noises* 
Kyla: WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!?!?!?!?!? Hmph! *grabs stuff* *leaves angry* *goes to attic workshop* *finishes wrapping presents* Even if he’s a jerk, he’s still a human- wait. Elf. Whatever Keefe is, I don't even care. *wraps Keefe’s gift* *attaches card* There. All the presents are done. *checks time* Ten minutes before 7.
*back with Fitz & Me* 
Me: *has just tackled Fitz* *pants* 
Fitz: WhyYyyYyyYyy
Me: You’re literally so oblivious. *gets up* Whatever. I’m done. Have fun wOnDeRbOy *walks off* *kicks people out of kitchen* *bakes more cookies because cookies* 
Kyla: *sneaks presents under tree* ALRIGHT PEOPLE, TIME FOR THE PARTY TO START! *uses ✨KyLa✨ magic to teleport everyone in living room* *turns on christmas music* *dims lights* *turns on christmas tree*
Me: *growls* I WANNA BAKE AND HIDE AWAY FROM ALL THE PEOPLE KYLAAAAA
Kyla: Too bad. Now, everyone, find your presents! *sits on couch* *sips cocoa* Ah, I love Christmas eve. 
Me: *hides upstairs because human interaction* 
Keefe: *finds gift* *opens card* You’re a jerk, but I still consider you a friend. 97% of the time. Kyla. *opens it* *gasps dramatically* ItS a MiRrOr! *turns to Kyla*
Kyla: *smirks* *nods*
Keefe: *smiles* Friends?
Kyla: *nods*
Everyone: *opens their present*
Kyla: *goes to Me* I made this one for you *hands box to her* *smiles*
Me: *opens* oH My gOd It’S sO cUTeEeEe! *holds out charm bracelet with little book charms* 
Kyla: *smiles* Glad you like it.
Me: *tackle-hugs Kyla* Thank you. *blushes a ‘lil* 
Kyla: No problem. *smiles* Well everyone, thank you for viewing this episode hosted by mOi. I hope you enjoyed-
Me: KYLA! 
*screen goes dark* 
= KOTLC Characters Go To A Haunted House =
Kyla: I’m sleeping outside!! I don’t care! I aint doin this. Nope. YOU AIN'T GETTING ME IN THAT CREEPY HAUNTED HOUSE!!!
Me: Hey guys! Today the KotLC characters and my friends are going to be visiting an old haunted abandoned house! And FINALLY, Keefe and Kyla don’t hate each other.
Kyla: *hides in tree* *camera zooms in on her* NoooOooOoOoo I hate haunted housessssssss. And this ones near a DEAD FOREST. DEAD. Heck naw. *whimpers*
Me: YOU’RE GOING. I WENT TO DISNEY WORLD. *drags everyone to the house* 
Everyone: *goes in* 
Kyla: I'm done. *goes to door*
Door: *slams shut on own*
Kyla: *screams*
Me: wOahHHH *looks around* sO cOoL! 
Kyla: EvErYtHiNg Is AlIvE aNd hAteS mEeEeEeE
Painting: *eyeballs move* 
Kyla: *screams* *pants* *runs down hall* 
Me: *calls* Kyla don’t go down the halls alone! 
Kyla: OH RIGHT! *runs back* 
Maddie: *whispers* Should we break the news that we’re spending the night?
Me: *whispers* Not yet.
Kyla: *hisses at painting*
Painting: *raises eyebrows* 
Kyla: *screams* 
Fitz: *hugs Kyla* 
Me: *squinty eyes* *pulls Fitz away* 
Everyone: *goes up stairs* *goes into bedroom* 
Me: *coughs* dUsTyyYyy *coughs* 
Kyla: *muttering to herself* *checks phone* *gasps* ThEre’S nO WiFi!!!!! wErE gOnnA Die hErE!!!
Dex: *moans* NoW I cAnT hAcK!!
Kyla: Wait, why is there a HotSpot titled Painting’s HotSpot? *turns to painting*
Painting: *winks*
Kyla: O-o-okay then…..*walks up to it* C-can I join it?
Painting: *nods*
Kyla: *holding in scream* T-thank y-you. *runs* *joins* Never again. Neverrrrrr.
Stella: *playing Pokemon Go with Lilly* *having fun*
Kyla: HoW aRE You So Calm?!?!??!?!
Stella: I have Pokemon Go. That’s all I need. Ooo Lilly! A Mudkip! *runs down hall with Lilly*
Me: *turns* OoOh! Look! *points to creepy doll* 
Kyla: That tHinG is going to haunt my nightmares. *shudders* 
Me: Oh well that’s ok because we’re sleeping here tonight! 
Kyla: WHAT?!?!?
Me: We’re sleeping here overnight!
Kyla: WHAT?!?!!? *pants* *runs off* *hides in dark closet* *pants* *shakes* *hyperventilates* *sobs* 
Closet Door: *creaks open* 
Kyla: *sobs* *screams* AHHHhH STOP! 
Indistinguishable Person: *grab’s Kyla’s arm* 
Kyla: *screams* *pants* *cries* *screams* 
Keefe: Hey! 
Kyla: *screams* *pauses* *shakes* 
Keefe: *turns on flashlight* It’s just me. Relax. 
Kyla: *takes deep breath* *sniffles* *shakes*
Keefe: What’s wrong? 
Kyla: T-this place. That’s what's wrong. Everything is alive and t-trying to murder me.
Keefe: Since when? The painting gave you their HotSpot
Kyla: I feel like everything is gonna m-murder me. *sniffs* 
Keefe: Nothing’s gonna murder you when there’s your four best friends, and eleven other people with magical abilities. You do realize that, right? 
Kyla: *shakes* *nods slowly* *hugs Keefe*
Keefe: … *blushes* *awkward* 
Kyla: *relaxes some* 
*silence* 
Keefe: *turns to Kyla* *leans forward* 
Keefe & Kyla: *kiss* 
Kyla: *blushes* 
*awkward silence* 
Kyla: *closes eyes* *falls asleep on Keefe* 
Keefe: *awkward blushing* 
Closet Door: *closes*
*with the others
Me: WHERE ARE KEEFE AND KYLA?!?! 
Maddie: Knowing Kyla, she’s probably in a closet. 
Me: *runs off* *opens closet door* *stares* *blinks* *weird Isabella noises* 
Keefe & Kyla: *sleeping in the closet* 
Me: KEEFE! KYLA! GET UP! 
Kyla: *wakes up* DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE A BAT!! *realizes* Wait, what happened again?
Me: You and Keefe are in a bRoOm CloSeT.
Kyla: *remembers* Oh god I'm an awful person. I'm a very very awful person *gets up* *runs*
Me: *finds Kyla* Wh- why?!? No you’re not!! 
Kyla: *confused kyla noises* I KiSsEd 2 PeOpLe In 2 dAyS. *sobs* I'm a terrible person. 
Me: WHO- *realizes* KEEFE. *angry Isabella noises* *runs off*   
Keefe: *sleeping* *wakes up* *gulps*
Me: *grabs Keefe* DID YOU AND KYLA KISS?!?! 
Keefe: Uh yes- 
Me: WHAT- I mean it’s better than wOnDeRbOy- BUT STILL *more Isabella noises* *storms off* 
Kyla: *turns to painting* Have you ever kissed two people and now you're confused on who you like?
Painting: *shrugs*
Kyla: Understandable. Also, sorry for being scared of you and I probably freaked you out with all my screaming. *spawns cocoa* *sips* Wanna talk about girl problems with me while I try to figure out my life?
Painting: *walks away* 
Kyla: Annnnd I'm alone in a corner. Lovely. *sips cocoa and watches The Music Freaks coz ✨KyLa✨*
*With the other people since they exist too*
Tam: OooO possessed doll. 
Linh: *shudders* wHyyY tAMmY
Maddie: Lemme see. *looks at it* Sweeeet.
Stella and Lilly: *caught in a Pokemon Go trance*
Maruca, Stina, Wylie, Sophie, Fitz, Marella, & Dex: *sleeping cuz it’s like 1 AM and they have common sense*
Kyla: *walks through halls with AirPods In* *watches TMF* 
Keefe: *runs into Kyla* *freezes* *blushes* sorry about back in the closet! *runs off embarrassed* 
Kyla: *looks up* Wha- you know what, I don’t even wanna know. This experience has been an emotional roller coaster and I'm over it. *continues watching and wandering down the halls*
Me: *runs into Kyla* *freezes* *odd Isabella noises* 
Kyla: Wut. *turns to another painting* HEY! YOU’RE THE PAINTING THAT ABANDONED ME.
Painting: *slowly backs away*
Kyla: So how have you been? Also, totally burnt out and emotionless now. Feels ✨amazing✨. *drops phone* *shakes Isabella* Please help. This is pain and agony. *picks up phone*
Me: *pathetic sigh* Yeah okay. What’s the problem? 
Kyla: *sits on nearby couch* I’ve kissed 2 boys in 2 days, the paintings think I'm annoying, and I'm surviving off Zander Wickham and hot chocolate. 
Me: *turns red* If you don’t want them to y’know…. Kiss you, then tell them. 
Kyla: THE THING IS, I LIKE THEM BOTH AND I CAN’T CHOOSE. *sinks down* I FEEL AWFUL….SO AWFUL….
Me: Okay but would you want to kiss either of them again? pAsSIonAtLy? 
Kyla: Yes. ARGH I FEEL LIKE I'M ON THE BACHELORETTE EXCEPT WITH HAWT ELVES.
Me: *sighs* 
Kyla: *sits on couch* *falls asleep*
Me: *sits there awkwardly* *tiny laugh* *mutters* You’re so oblivious, aren’t you? *gets up* *walks off* *shakes head and smirks a lil’*
Kyla: *suddenly wakes up* *looks around* *shrugs* *falls back asleep* 
*in the morning*
Kyla: *feels tapping* *opens eyes* *see’s doll* *screams* A-are you nice or do you want something from me.
Doll: *hands Kyla her phone*
Kyla: T-thanks. 
Doll: *nods* *goes back to shelf*
Kyla: Well I'm scarred for life. *gets up* *sees everyone asleep* I'm going to the courtyard. Hope I don't die. *goes to courtyard* *takes breath* Ah, air. *sits* *plays Like A Dino*
Vine: *wraps around Kyla* *lifts Kyla*
Kyla: *screams* 
Other Vine: *chokes Kyla* 
Kyla: *screams* *passes out* *drops phone*
Me, Keefe, and Fitz: *run out* *sees Kyla*
Me: KYLA! *grabs bush choppers* *chops vines* *whacks vines* AWAY YOU MALICIOUS GREEN PLANT! *grabs Kyla* KYLA! KYLA WAKE UP! 
Keefe and Fitz: *rush over*
Kyla: *opens eyes* *sees three* *blushes*
Me: *hugs Kyla* OH MY GOD WHY’D YOU GO INTO A CURSED COURTYARD WITHOUT ANYONE?!?!
Kyla: Cursed? Why would-oh right. Still in the haunted house. 
Me: Yeah, the vines are cursed! And all the other plants too. 
Keefe: Uh- *points* 
Me: WHAT?! 
Fitz: Look.
Me: *turns* 
Giant tree-monster: *roars* 
Kyla: *gets up* *pulls sword out of nowhere* COME AT ME YA BIG PILE OF LEAVES! *attacks monster* 
Me: *chops* 
Tree Monster: aHhHhHhHhhhH *disintegrate* 
Me: *pants* Let’s. Get. Out. Of. Here. Right. NOW.
Kyla: Agreed. *grabs phone* *runs to door* *breaks door down with sword* Never. Again. *shudders* Well, Ima have nightmares for the rest of my life. 
Everyone: *exits house* 
Kyla: *grabs my shirt* nEVer. Take me to a haunted house again or else. *drops*
Me: Annnyyyyway! As you can see this has now basically become a wild fanfic series that I hope you find enjoyable! We shall find out more next time! 
Kyla: Wait, all of that was filmed? *blushes* GET RID OF IT!!!!
Me: YES YOU FOOL! I SHARE IT ALLLLL. *blushes* And let me tell you I’m not happy about some of the things I share anyway- KYLA NO THIS IS MY SEVENTH NEW CAMERA-
Kyla: *stabs camera with sword* DIEEEEEE
*screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go To An Escape Room =
Me: Kyla! C’mon! The episode is starting!
Kyla: Kyla’s not here. Kyla is traumatized from the content of the last episode. *puts hood up*
Me: *sighs* Hello everyone. Today, me and my friends will be going to an escape room!
Kyla: *jumps up* OOh ESCAPE ROOM! *flashback* NO NO NO. NO FLASHBACKS. NOT AFTER LAST EPISODE. Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts, Happy thoughts.
Stella: Nah, you mean happy SHADOW thoughts. 
Me: Also, today, it’s only Fitz, Keefe, Stella, Kyla, Maddie, Lilly, Tam, and I because we couldn’t fit anyone else and they were the only ones that wanted to come/I insisted on dragging here!
Kyla: What's the escape room theme? *whispers* please no horror, please no horror
Me: We got ourselves locked in the mall and need clues to escape. Also at certain points the ‘security’ will come in and we have to hide so they don’t aRrEsT uS. Aka, take us to the lobby.
Everyone else: *shows up*
Maddie: LET’S GOOOOOO
Stella: I’ve been to an escape room before but that was just at the library and at school so… 
Lilly: I’ve never been to one.
Kyla: I have! And it was a traumatizing experience. *smiles* *giggles in ✨PaIn✨*
Me: Oh, and if you have any ideas for episodes, lemme know because I need more. 
Keefe & Fitz: *stare intensely at each other*
Me: STOP YOU TWO! *glares* 
Keefe & Fitz: *glance at Kyla*
Me: *follows their gaze* *blushes* *whacks Keefe & Fitz* STOP IT! 
Kyla: *glances* *goes to lady* Take us there. Before someone hurts one another.
Worker: Uh, okay. *takes them to a big room.* You have 2 hours. If you want out, press the call button and I or another worker will escort you out. You get 3 clues. All you need to do is go to the security camera and give 2 thumbs up.
Me: Ok byeeee! *looks around* 
Lady: *locks door*
Kyla: *goes to wire box* *messes with wires*
Tam: Hey look there’s a lock box. The key’s probably in it. But there’s three locks on them. 
Me: *looks* One needs a key, one needs a word code, and one needs a number code- Kyla what are you doing?
Kyla: *connects 2 wires* *window in mirror opens up* Guys I did a thing. *shows glass window thingy with a lock and a keyring with keys* I thought it was weird for a mirror to have a lock so I put wires together and did that. *walks around looking for keys to open mirror lock thing*
Maddie: *hears noise* Guys a guard is coming!
Kyla: *hides in closet thing* 
Everyone: *hides* 
Guard: *comes* *looks* *nods* *leaves*
Kyla: *from closet* Guys, you might wanna come over here. 
Me: *runs over* 
Kyla: *gestures to wall filled with keys*
Me: Grab them! One should go to the mirror thing, and one should go to the lock box! 
Kyla: *grabs all the keys* *brings them to table thing* *sets them down* 
Me: *frantic* *begins using keys* This one worked on the lock box! Check the other ones on the mirror! *tosses keys to Kyla* 
Kyla: *catches* *uses it* It opened! *opens glass box* *grabs keys* Some of these keys have random numbers and symbols and letters on them. *tosses to Me*
Tam: MoRe KeYS?? 
Me: *smacks forehead* DuH! We have to figure out the correct number combos and those will unlock different locks on the lock box! *runs off* *catches keys*
Kyla: *looks at Fitz and Keefe* 
Fitz and Keefe: *searching* *looks to Kyla*
Kyla: *looks away* *blushes* *runs off in other direction*
Everyone: *lots of talking*
Kyla: *is overwhelmed* *pants* 
Me: I GOT THE LETTER PADLOCK! 
Everyone: *lots of talking* 
Kyla: *looks at floor* *confused on why the tiles aren’t even* *crouches* *messes with tiles* *moves tile* *secret hole in ground opens up* *reaches hand in* *grabs jar filled with papers* Codes. *runs over to other closet* Number code. *opens jar* *uses codes*
Me: I GOT THE OTHER PADLOCK! *opens lock box* There isn’t a key! Wha-…. 
Kyla: *frantic* *hears something* *whisper yells* He’s coming!!
Everyone: *hides* 
Guard: *comes* *looks* *leaves*
Kyla: *goes back to using the codes* *code works* *opens closet*
Me: GUYS! The thing in the lock box! It’s not a key. It’s a blacklight. Somewhere, there has to be a clue that we can only see with the blacklight!
Kyla: *sees blank wall in closet* Maybe this? It's a blank wall. Literally just a blank wall.
Me: *shines light* 
Kyla: *goes behind her* What in the name of- *hears noise* again?!
Everyone: *hides*
Guard: *checks* *leaves*
Everyone: *talking and working*
Kyla: *in head* So wait: Keefe likes me and Fitz likes me, I like them both. But what’s up with Isabella? She’s acting-.....no. *looks at Me* *stomach tightens* *goes to door*
Me: *looks up* *stares* 
Kyla: *presses call button*
Lady: *comes in* You wanna come out?
Kyla: *nods* *goes with lady*
Lady: *locks door again*
Fitz & Tam: *stare at the door* Wut-
Me: *shakes head* I dunno. Anyway… 
Everyone: *continue working* 
*with Kyla* 
Kyla: *in lobby* *muttering* *shaking her head* Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh whyyyYyyYyYyy
Lady: You don’t look too good, honey.
Kyla: *looks up* Yeah, I think I'm just gonna get some air.
Lady: Take your time, sweetie. 
Kyla: *goes outside* *sits on bench* What the Hansen did I get myself into?!
*Back with everyone*
*door opens*
Everyone: *cheers* WE DID IT!!! 
Me: WE ESCAPED! WE CAN BREATHE FRESH AIR AGAIN! *walks outside* Hey, Kyla. 
Kyla: I don’t feel too good. 
Me: Why? Are you sick? Did you eat something weird?
Kyla: *shrugs* I’ll be right back, I need a minute. *walks away*
Me: Uh, okay...
Kyla’s Mind: WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY IS IT GOING ON?! WHY ARE THINGS SO COMPLICATED?!? WHY DID I EAT ALL THAT COOL WHIP AT THE HAUNTED HOUSE?!?! *explodes*
Kyla: *malfunctions*
*with everyone*
Maddie: Let's do another one!
Stella: That was fun!
Lilly: Very!!
Me: *walks back inside* *walks up to them* *weary* What’s going on? 
Maddie: We’re deciding if we want to do another or not.
Me: OR we go home and SLEEP! 
Tam: I second.
Keefe & Fitz: *glare at each other*
Me: *drives everyone home* Hey, Kyla, You good? You’re acting kinda off… 
Maddie: Strange…
Kyla: Yeah just tired probably. *in mind* LIAR!!! SHUT UP, BRAIN! NEVERRRRRRRRRR. sEE ThIS is Why i nEveER uSe yOu!!
Me: Hmm… okay then. *walks inside* 
Kyla: *goes to room* *in her mind* So wait. I’m not in a love triangle. I’m in a love RECTANGLE?!?!?!?
Me: Thanks for viewing today’s episode. I know this has basically also turned into a crazy fanfic that Kyla and I stirred up at like 12 A.M., but I hope you enjoy it and still look forward to laughing at the craziness of it all, and I hope you’re intrigued by the drama as well. Thanks again! And wow! For once my camera wasn’t broken! 
Kyla: Luv u all! Thanks for viewing!!! I know this is crazy, but we appreciate you reading the episodes. Isabella puts a lot of work into it and I'm glad y’all love her books and this series. Stay safe and stay magical peeps!! Bye bye!!! 
*camera calmly cuts to black* 
Me: OH MY GOD I’M TIRED- KEEFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
*crashing sound* 
Kyla: UHHH IZ, I THINK YOU FORGOT TO TURN OF THE CAMERA SOUND! 
Me: *curses in Elvin* *pulls towel off of camera* *smashes camera* Welp. Another camera ruined. 
Kyla: *stares at camera*  *sighs* I’ll go to Target. 
*camera goes black* 
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part One  =
Kyla: I wanna SlEeEeEeP. *yawns* Where in the name of Hansen did we get this RV?!
Me: I have money ok? *smirks* Anyway, hello again! We are going on a RoAD tRip!!! This WILL be multiple parts because it’s gonna be a lonnnnngggg ride, stopping in EVERY STATE. *sighs* But yeah, also there shall be drama! Anyway, Y'ALL GET IN THE RV!
Kyla: All across America bebes! *yawns* alRIGHT, Let's get going before I pass out on the concrete. *gets in* 
Me: Also Maruca’s driving, not me. I hate it and even if I was old enough to drive I'd be terrified. 
Kyla: *walks to one of the bedrooms* *lies down*
Me: Yes this RV has bedrooms people. I don’t know how or why. All I know is I got a very nice deal for it and it fits all 16 (possibly more) of us. 
Everyone: *gets in* *relaxes*
Maruca: *starts driving*
Maddie: I wonder if I can burn something in one of the-
Stella: -NO! Stop it.
Lilly: *watches 9 hours of mice videos on YT* hehehehehehe
Tam: What’s the first stop?
Me: McDonalds.
Stina: Why are we going to meet Donald? 
Lilly: Mc-Donalds. It's a restaurant. And they have breakfast!
Me: NO it’s a fast food place. dO yOuR ReASEaRcH
Lilly: I call it a restaurant. You can eat in it, it's a restaurant. 
Me: So my bathroom is a restaurant? I can eat in THERE! 
Lilly: Sure! Why not?
Me: *gags* Why-
Stella: *pulls out Nintendo Switch* *plays Animal Crossing*
*With Kyla*
Kyla: *on laptop* *typing* *emails Me* Are We There yet?
Me: *looks up* nO kYlA.
Kyla: *emails Me* Okay. *watches TMF* *happy Kyla noises*
*with the others*
Linh: *points to Egg McMuffin on the menu* WhAt is thiS?
Maddie: A breakfast sandwich with an English muffin, cheese, egg, and sausage. 
Linh: What’s an English muffin? What’s cheese? What’s egg? What’s sausage? 
Maddie: *facepalms* It's meat and bread. Cheese is something made from milk and an egg is from chickens. Take ‘em all together and wham. You got yourself a sandwich that people buy cuz they're too lazy to cook.
Linh: WhAt iS bReAd? 
Maddie: You’re impossible. 
Sophie: We’re elves. We don’t eat human foods. We eat food made by the Gnomes.
Kyla: *rushes in* Gnomes?! Like those creepy garden things I saw that one time in my neighbor’s yard?
Sophie: *sighs* nOoOo. Little creatures that are like three feet tall and make yummy food and have green thumbs. 
Kyla: Interesting… *puts head out of window* *sighs with relief* 5 AM in the pitch dark and everyone’s on the highway. *sighs* Perfect. *closes eyes* 
*in the other room*
Tam, Fitz, Keefe, Dex, Stina, and Wylie: *playing Mario Kart* *everyone failing except Dex*
Stella: *still playing Animal Crossing* oOh pAvÉ’s bAcK! hEhEhEhEhEhE. fEsTiVaLe!!!! *goes to coffee shop in game* *scans Amiibo card* pUmPkIn HeAd!! 
Someone nearby: Huh-?
Keefe: *turns to Kyla*
Kyla: *still out the window* *eyes closed* *smiling*
Keefe: *blushes*
Fitz: *glares at him* *goes back to playing*
Kyla: *closes window* *sits on other couch* *puts in AirPods* *goes on phone*
Me: *starts playing with Kyla’s hair* 
Fitz: *glares* Here. I know how to do a good French braid. 
Biana: *whips around* Uhm NO yoU dO nOt!
Kyla: *in head* This is fine. I’ve seen weirder. …….Okay this is getting awkward.
Keefe: Uhm hello? *wild hand gestures* I am the KING of hair *more aggressive hand gestures*
Kyla: Aaaaaand that's my cue to leave. *stands up* *walks away*
Maruca: I have the McDonald’s food everyone! 
Everyone: *eats McDonald’s food*
Stella: I WANT A BIG MAC!
Lilly: PICKLES MUSTARD KETCHUP! 
Stina: What-?
Stella: Orchestra thing. 
Linh: *eats french fries* *starts crying* These are SO DELICIOUS. *cries* *happy Linh noises* 
Stella: I know, right?
Linh: *nods* *happy Linh noises*
Stella: *pulls out violin* I am going to play for you.
Maddie: *covers ears*
Stella: You are forced to listen or else I’ll play the E string continuously. Trust me, you do NOT want to hear that. Besides, Maddie, I’m playing Jingle Bell Rock!
Maddie: YAY!!!!
Stella: *begins playing* 
Maddie: Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock- WAIT THAT WASN’T ME SINGING!!!!!
Me: Totally was. 
Stella: *finishes song* Thank you for actually listening. Now for the best part! LET’S WATCH POKEMON JOURNEYS!!!!!!!! *forces everyone to watch it* nOw, iSn’T tHiS gReAt? yEs, iT iS. 
*Later…* 
Kyla: *in closet because ✨KyLa✨ and cuz it’s not chaos in there* *relaxin’*
*closet door opens* 
Keefe: *peeks in*
Kyla: *stares* dUdE. whY aRe yOu rUiNIng mY vIbe?
Keefe: wHy aRe yOu iN a CloSeT? 
Kyla: cUz cLoSeT 
Me: CHULDREN WE’VE ARRIVED AT THE WATERFALL! We’re going to a local waterfall.
Everyone except Kyla and Keefe: *almost instantly gets bored* 
Creepy Dood: *stares at Kyla* 
Kyla: Uhm- hi?
Creepy Dood: *bites lip* *smirks* 
Kyla: *slowly backs away* *slips on wet rock* 
Creepy Dood: *catches* *smirks*
Kyla: *screams* GET BACK YOU CREEP! *tries to push Creepy Dood*
Creepy Dood: *angry* *pushes Kyla* 
Kyla: *almost falls off waterfall edge* 
Keefe: *grabs Kyla’s arm* *pulls Kyla up* 
Creepy Dood: Who the-?
Keefe: *whacks Creepy Dood* 
Creepy Dood: *angry Creepy Dood noises* *runs off*
Kyla: *pants* 
Keefe: You okay? What’d that creep do? 
Kyla: He was just staring at me… and being a creep...and then that happened. *shudders*
Keefe: *grabs Kyla’s arm* *stares seriously* Don’t just let someone push you around.
Kyla: *nods* *blushes*
Kyla & Keefe: *kiss* 
*Later…*
Everyone except Maruca: *watching a movie*
Kyla: *falls asleep on Keefe’s shoulder*
Keefe: *smirks*
*The next day…..*
Me: Alright chuldren, we are entering Wisconsin!
Linh: OooOoOo look! A cheese factory!!! * runs out of RV*
Me: Wait Linh you can’t- *sighs* You guys stay here, I’ll be back. *runs to factory* *slams open door* LINHH!!!!
Linh: *rolling in a pile of cheese blocks* Weeeeee!!!
Worker: Ma’am, you can’t do that. Ima have to ask you to leave.
Linh: *still rolling* NeVvVeRrrRrrRrrr!!!
Worker: Ma’am- *grabs walkie talkie* *into walkie talkie* Ima need some backup down here. 
Other Worker Person: *comes into factory* *grabs Linh’s arm* 
Tam: *appears out of nowhere* *stands creepily behind Worker Person* *possessed Tam noises* gEt yOuR HaNds oFf mY sIsTeR *grabs dagger*  
Linh: tAmMMy!
Tam: *flings worker people across the room* 
Linh: *fills three buckets up with cheese* 
Tam: *drags Linh back to RV* 
Linh: *rolls in cheese* 
Sophie: *reaches for cheese* 
Linh: *slaps Sophie’s hand away* mY cHeEsE. *growls* 
Me: *stares* uHm. OkAyYyYy thEnNnN. We need sleep now and we’ll see you soon for Part Two! 
Moose: *walks up to RV* 
Keefe: *screams* *grabs camera* sAcRaFicE thE cAmEra! 
Me: nO-
Marella: *flings camera at Moose* 
*distant screaming* 
*Screen goes dark*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Two =
Kyla: *whispering* Hi! Welcome back to KOTLC Reacts. I'm the first one awake so Ima just set the camera up here *sets camera on table* *sits in booth thing* So, this is the road trip part 2. There might be a few parts since last episode we went to 2 states and now we have like, 48 more. So….yeah. I guess we’re just gonna wait for someone to wake up. *crosses legs* *waits patiently for someone to wake up* Sooo….you guys look really good today! Even if it's like, 4 AM right here and there may be the chance of you watching this and just waking up. Still, you look great. *smiles* *waits* *looks out window* *looks back to camera* Also, no one got harmed when the moose attacked us. We just found an RV park after the encounter and...yeah. *continues waiting* *being Kyla*
Maruca: *walks in* *sees Kyla* *jumps* KYLA WHAT THE *BEEP* *curses in elvin* ARE YOU DOING?!
Kyla: I have been waiting for another presence for a while. 
Maruca: *pants* Oh my god you are a little spawn of Satan. *sits in drivers seat* *starts driving* *gets on highway*
Kyla: *turns back to camera* One down. 
Me: *stumbles out of bed* *blob of tangled hair* *jumps* Oh my god Kyla- *covers messy hair* tuRn thE cAmErA oFf NoW.
Kyla: *turns camera to Me* Good morning!! *smiles* And NevAAAAAA. You record me in the haunted house, I record you right now. 
Stella: *peeks out* *half-awake* What is going on- never mind. Of course you’re up at 4 AM. *goes back to room* *falls back asleep*
Me: GuRl it's too early for this. HoW MuCh SlEeP DiD yoU GeT?
Kyla: About 45 minutes. *sips coffee* 
Me: gUrL- I- nevermind *shakes head* *walks off* 
Kyla: *giggles* *turns back to camera* I’ll give her 20 minutes.
*Later*
Me: yA’Ll we’Re iN mInNiSoTa! Get up! We’re goin’ ice skating! 
Lilly: *moans*
Me: Come on Lilly…
*arrives at ice rink*
Everyone: *goes to get skates* *puts skates on*
Tam: Why are there knives on my boots and people walking across frozen water in the knife-shoes? 
Kyla: It's called ice skating. And it's fun! 
Tam: *stares* Why. Am I wearing. KNIFE SHOES?!?!
Me: *skates up to Tam* They’re not knife shoes!!!
Tam: THEY ARE!!!
Me: THEY’RE NOT!
Tam: ARE.
Kyla: *slowly skates away*
Tam: *steps onto ice* *starts skating backward as if he’s done this his whole life* 
Keefe: hOw- 
Tam: *smirks* 
Keefe: *falls* 
Kyla: *glances* oOh! There’s a free cocoa stand on the other side of the rink! *gasps excitedly* tHeY hAvE cAnDy CaNes hEeHe *runs over* *stuffs pockets with candy canes* hEHeHhE *keeps skating* 
Lilly: *sighs* Really Kyla…
Stella: Agreed Lilly.
*Later*
Me: Alright y'all We’re going to the Mall Of America!
Everyone: *arrives at mall*
Lilly: *spots and runs to pet store* *asks owner if they have mice*
Tam: Why the heck is she so obsessed with mice?
Kyla: No clue. Absolutely no clue.
Stella: *spots Pokémon and Animal Crossing pajamas*
Maddie: *sighs* I should have known this was going to happen…
Lilly: *runs back to group with a huge carrier*
Stella: Do I want to know what is in that carrier?
Kyla: No. No you do not.
Lilly: *opens carrier* I bought every mouse they had! 10 mice to be exact.
Pet Store Owner: *runs over to us* *to Lilly* I am sorry, but your card was declined.
Lilly: *cries*
Pet Store Owner: *takes mice*
Lilly: *cries harder* mY bAbIeSsSsS!!!!! *sobs*
Me: *groans* Dex, get her some money. 
Dex: *takes money from ATM* hEhHeHhE
Me: *buys mice* *throws money at worker* Here. *hands mice to Lilly* 
Lilly: YAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Marella & Stina: HoW-
Me: Dex + ATM = mOnEy, cHuLDReN. *smirks* 
Maddie: GIMME MONEY. Anyway, this is supposed to be the biggest mall in America. Where should we go?
Kyla: Can we go to Hot Topic?
Maddie: *breathes in* This place has, like, a waterpark, a rollercoaster, and a bunch more stuff, and you want to go to HOT TOPIC?!
Stella: What’s Hot Topic? 
Maddie: A store.
Kyla: *goes to Hot Topic* hEhEhEhE
Lilly: Should I be worried about that laugh?
Stella: Yes.
Kyla: *brings out bag*
Lilly: Uhh…
Kyla: hEhehHEhehhEh
Maddie: *sighs* 
Kyla: *spots something*
Me: Kyla no-
Lilly: No! Don’t! NO.
*few minutes later*
Kyla: *runs back to us with a full trash bag*
Lilly: What is in there…
Kyla: Nothing…
Stella: Open the bag.
Kyla: nO.
Me: dO iT. nOw. oPeNnNnNnNn
Kyla: *slowly backs away* *runs* 
Everyone: *chases after Kyla*
Stella: KYLA GET BACK HERE OR ELSE I’LL SAY “Where’s a Kricketune?” A THOUSAND TIMES!!!! I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU hAtE iT!!!!
Kyla: DON’T DO IT, STELLA. *runs into van* *shoves bag somewhere*
Everyone: *gets in van*
Me: Kyla. Where is the bag?
Kyla: Not important. Drive. Before the cops find us.
Stella: C-cops?????!!!!
Lilly: What!?!?!
Kyla: Not important. DRIVE. *hides*
Maruca: *starts driving*
Lilly: *hears sirens* OH NO! I’M TOO YOUNG! *hides under bed*
Kyla: ThEy FoUnD mE! *hides in closet* Don’t tell them I'm here!
Keefe: We won’t say a word.
Lilly: dRiVe FaStEr!!!!!
Cop: Please pull over and no one gets hurt.
Maruca: *pulls over* *opens door* 
Cop: *steps in* Ma’am, have you seen a woman named Kyla Simon?
Lilly: *screams* *hides further under bed*
Cop: …Ima just ignore that. But, have you seen her? 
Everyone: *shakes head vigorously*
Lilly: *still hiding under bed*
Cop: Well, give us a call if you see her. *starts to get out*
Kyla: *peeks head out* Is he gone yet?!
Cop: THERE SHE IS!
Kyla: Uhm, no I'm not! I mean, who’s Kyla!?! 
Lilly: That’s Kyla! *points to Kyla* PlEaSe Don't Do Anything To Me!!!
Kyla: *whisper-hisses* BETRAYAL!!!
Cop: You’re comin’ with me.
Kyla: *death glares Cop*
Keefe and Fitz: *death glares at Cop*
Lilly: *grabs Cop's leg* PLEASE DON’T TAKE HER!!! I CHANGE MY MIND!!
Cop: You realize that doesn’t work on me.
Lilly: *growls* *gets mice*
Mice: *bites Cop’s leg*
Lilly: I trained you guys well! hEhEhEhEh!
Cop: FINE! Get them off!
Lilly: *puts mice in cage*
Cop: *goes to cop car* WE’LL FIND YOU KYLA!!! ONE DAY!!
Lilly: Scaredy cat.
Kyla: Maruca. Drive. Now.
Maruca: *drives*
*Later*
Me: Alright, we’re in Iowa! We’ll be going to a corn maze. We’ll be there in about an hour. 
Kyla: Also, be on the lookout for the police. 
Me: *turns to Kyla* What did you DO?!
Kyla: Classified information.
Stella: Of course. I’m expecting you to tell me one day. 
*Later at the corn maze*
Me: Alright everyone, take a camera.
Everyone: *takes one*
Fitz: Why?
Me: We’re gonna do a leel ChAlLeNGE. We are gonna find the center of the maze and whoever can make it out first wins.
Lilly: *nervous face* Um… okay… Can we please have partners?
Me: Fine. Grab a-
Lilly: *grabs onto Stella*
Stella: Um…
Fitz: *goes to Kyla*
Keefe: *glares at Fitz*
Sophie and Dex: *partner up*
Biana and Linh: *partner up*
Marella and Wylie: *partner up*
Me and Maruca: *partner up*
Me: Well, it's just you two. Guess you guys are partners.
Tam: *groans* 
Me: *smirks* Alright people, follow me.
Everyone: *follows*
*few minutes later* 
Everyone: *gets to middle*
Me: Okay. On three. 1, 2, 3! 
Everyone except Kyla and Fitz: *runs*
Fitz: *whispers* What are we doing?
Kyla: She just said we have to get to the end. She didn’t set any rules. *walks through wall of corn* C’mon!
Fitz: *stares* *shrugs* *follows*
*With the others* 
Tam: I think we should go this way *points left*
Keefe: *goes opposite way*
Tam: *groans* *reluctantly follows* 
Lilly: WE’RE GONNA DIE HERE! *sobs*
Stella: We are NOT!
Sophie and Dex: *actually making an effort to make it out*
Linh: *skipping through the maze*
Biana: *following*
Marella and Wylie: *also making an effort to make it out*
Me and Maruca: *turning everywhere*
Keefe: See, I told you I know where we are- annnd we’re back at the center.
Tam: See, this is why we don’t follow you. Just follow the professional.
Kyla: *makes through one more corn wall* YAY!
Fitz: *comes out* I think we’re first.
Kyla: Yay!
Sophie and Dex: *come out*
Me and Maruca: *come out*
Linh and Biana: *come out*
Marella and Wylie: *come out*
Stella and Lilly: *come out*
Me: Wait, where are Tam and Keefe?!
Kyla: Don’t worry, I got this. *goes through corn wall*
Me: GuRl ThEreS aN enTr-you know what, nevermind.
*With Keefe and Tam*
Keefe: See, now we’re lost.
Tam: Well it's not MY fault. This thing is massive.
Keefe and Tam: *start yelling at each other*
Kyla: *peeks head through corn wall* 
Keefe: *screams*
Kyla: Relax, it's me. Now, if you two want to make it out alive, follow me. 
Keefe and Tam: *follow Kyla*
Keefe, Kyla, and Tam: *make it out of maze*
Kyla: They were literally on the edge of the maze. They are LuCkY I found them.
Me: *sigh*
Tam: It’s not my fault!
Keefe: *stares* iT lITerAllY iS 
Tam: nO iT iS nOT-
Keefe: yEs iT iS-
Tam: *throws corn at Keefe*  
Keefe: *throws corn at Tam*
Tam: *throws corn at Keefe*
Me: Okay, looks like we’re gonna end things here-
Corn: *hits camera* 
*camera goes black* 
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Three =
Me: Hello, welcome back! Kyla is now wanted in Minnesota and Iowa, so instead, we’re headed to Illinois.
Kyla: It's not my fault! Or maybe it is. You’ll never know…also they got like a HORRIBLE picture of me. Like, WHY DID THEY TAKE A PIC OF ME WHEN MY HAIR WAS ALL FRIZZY. *covers hair with hands*
Me: *facepalms* aNyWaY we’re going to Chicago to try Chicago pizza since the elves have never had it before. 
Kyla: WHAT?!?! THAT IS SO DEPRESSING!!!!
Me: *nods*
*LaTeR iN chIcAGo* 
Waitress: *gives pizza* Here you go. *smiles* *walks off* 
Linh: *stares in awe* *picks up piece of pizza as if it was foriegn fruit* *sniffs* *gasps* iT eVeN SmElLs bEaUtIfUl! *eats* mmMmMmm ThiS iS ThE bEsT THiNg IvE EvEr EaTeNnnNnNn
Fitz & Biana: *taste* It’s nice. 
Sophie: aHhHH, Pizza. I’ve missed you my old friend. 
Tam: *eats piece* *smiles* 
Stina & Maruca: *in unison* OH MY GOD HE SMILED. 
Tam: *keeps smiling* No I didn’t- *realizes* OH MY GOD I'M SMILING. 
Dex: *pants* hOw *wheezes* 
Marella: *pats back* It’s okay Dex. All of us are in shock too.
*tHe NeXt DaY iN KEnTuCkY* 
Me: oKaY gUys We’Re gOinG tO a BaSebAll bAt MuEsEuM! dOESnT tHat sOUnD FuN? 
Stella: KindA. I have family in Kentucky here so I’m used to the area.
Kyla: I’ve been there before. That’s where I got this mini bat! *whips out bat* *giggles*
Keefe: *looks over admiringly* *in head* aH sHe’S sO cUtE wHEn sHE’s dOiNG thInGs ShE shOulDn’T bE 
Everyone: *goes to the museum* *starts exploring* 
Overly Optimistic Worker: HiYa evERyOnE. dO YoU wAnNa gO On A ToUR aND sEe hoW wE mAke thE bATs?
Me: Absolutely not. That sounds like a complete waste of my money. 
Worker: It's fReE! AnD you gEt A FreE mIni BaT aT The End!
Me: nO. 
Worker: *sighs* PlEasE i hAte My JoB aNd nEeD mOnEy To PaY oFf StuDeNT lOaNs.
Me: NO *drags everyone off* *glances around* wAit- WHERE’S KYLA?!?
Stella & Lilly: OH GOD- 
Maddie & Maruca: She’s probably doing something she shouldn’t be. 
*WiTh KyLA*
Kyla: *follows Overly Optimistic Worker Lady* Tell me more about this so-called tour you give.
Overly Optimistic Worker: *sighs* *puts on smile* Here is where we make the bats. Most are made out of aluminum but here are the wood ones. *turns around to Kyla* *eyes widen* Girl? Giiirl? *in walkie talkie* We lost one. NO NOT TO THE WOOD CHIPPER. JUST FIND HER!
Kyla: *sneaks to workshop place* OooOo thEy HaVE gLiTtEr. *starts making bat* *stops* I should probably think of the consequences this would have. *thinks* NaH. *giggles*
Overly Optimistic Worker & Cop: *barge in*
Overly Optimistic Worker: There she is!
Kyla: *turns* Dang it.
Cop: You’re coming with me.
Kyla: BuT aM i?
Cop: Yes, you are.
Kyla: *grabs bat* bUt aM i?
Cop: Put the bat down or I will do something I’d regret. 
Kyla: *drops bat* FiNeEeEeEe
*With the others*
Everyone: *looking for Kyla*
Me: *gets phone call* Hello? KYLA? WHERE ARE YOU?
Kyla: Hiiiiiii. Soooooo, I kinda sorta just got surprise adopted by the police……
Me: WHAT?!?! *goes to police station* Hello, I’m looking for Kyla Simon. 
Cop: *sigh* Follow me.
Cop & Me: *goes to cell*
Kyla: *in a cell with a buff dood* *doing a fortune teller* 3, 4, 5, 6, 7! *folds paper up* *whispers* She’ll be beautiful! 
Buff Dood: *squeals*
Cop: Time to go.
Kyla: *stands up* Bye Frankie! Remember to not burn down any more buildings while I’m gone! *leaves*
Buff Dood: *waves* Wait- bUt WiLL MarLeNe lOvE mE?!?!
Cop: *takes Kyla and Me to front desk* That’ll be a $500 bail.
Me: *slams money on table* kEeP thE CHAnGe yA fiLThY aNimAL *makes face* 
Kyla: Wait a minute. *to cop* Can you call me when Frankie gets out? I promised him I would take him to see his uncle in Cuba when he got out.
Cop: I’m sorry Miss Simon but I cannot do that. Please leave. 
Me: *drags Kyla to RV* *glares* YOU. 
Kyla: What?! I promised him! I PROMISED. 
Me: I don’t care about any promises. I care about the fact that you are now WANTED in THREE STATES. AND the fact that you have THREE PEOPLE crushing on you and you’re totally oblivious to it! 
Kyla: … So are we gonna bail Frankie out or…..
Me: KYLA. Promise me you will behave. At least to the extent that doesn’t make you wanted in the USA altogether. 
Kyla: *grumbles* Fineee. 
Me: And who do you actually like? Keefe? 
Kyla: *freezes* *phone rings* Oh, would you look at that? I better just- *runs to room* *slams* *locks* *hides under bed*
Me: IT’S A SPAM CALLER YOU LIAR. *breaks in through window* *sits down* Fitz likes you. Do you LOVE Fitz, Kyla? 
Kyla: *now crying* I don’t know anymore. *sobs*
Me: dO yOu wAnT tO hAVe eLf-hUmAn hYbRiD bAbIeS wITh HiM oNe DaY? 
Kyla: WhAt- 
Me: YES OR NO. HYBRID ELF BABIES WITH FITZY? 
Kyla: I hOnEstLy DonT kNoW *sobs*
Me: *moans* kYlAaaAaAaA. If you don’t know, let me lay things out: We both know Fitz likes you. You and him have kissed like, three times. We both know I like you, but that we’re gonna end up staying friends because you’re too busy simping for elves. We both know Keefe likes you and you two have kissed like two times, and you are super blushy-blushy and simping around him. What does this information say, Kyla? 
Kyla: I dOnt knOw. i LIke FitZ anD kEefE aND i dOnt kNoW wHo I cHoosEeEeEee. *cries*
Me: *fake dramatic gasp* sO yOu dOn’T liKE mE. Anyway, you’ll figure it out. But don’t lose your head over it because the fact that you even HAVE two hot elves simping for you is good enough on its own. *smirks* 
Kyla: *comes out from under the bed* True. I mean like the only other guy who’s liked me asked me out like 15 times, knowing he’d be rejected. And you hate his guts. And want to punch him. 
Me: YES. YES I DO. nO onE bOthErs bEsTiE kYlA. 
Kyla: *rolls eyes* *giggles* I can tell. His picture is on your punching bag.
Me: But seriously. Do you feel anything different between the two? Like when you kiss one of them, does it feel different than when you kiss the other? 
Kyla:*guilty* I haven’t really thought about it to be honest.
Me: *moans* yOU’rE imPoSsIblE. Okay then. Well, if I told you that you had to kiss one of them, which would you kiss first? 
Kyla: *face turns red* *mutters* keEfE
Me: YOU ADMITTED IT! YOU LURV HIM! AHAHAHAH YES. YOU TWO ARE GONNA BE SUCH A HAWT COUPLE! 
Kyla: DON'T SHOUT IT!! *goes back under the bed* *face burns*
Me: *creeps under bed* *giggles* *whispers with creepy grin* thIs iS aLl gOinG inTo tHe ePisOdE. 
Kyla: *hides face* NooOoOooOOoooOo.
Me: AHHH YOU LURV HIM!!!!!! 
Keefe: *comes in* Kyla loves who? 
Fitz: *pops head* Kyla loves WHO?!?!
Kyla: SEE WHAT YOU DID ISABELLA?!?!?!?! THIS IS WHY I HIDE. THIS IS THE EXACT REASON WHY.
Me: I love you too Bestie Kyla. *drags Fitz aside* Listen Fitzy, I know you have a ‘lil crush on Kyla, but the Keefla ship is about to sail and you should be off finding Sophie to crush on or something. 
Fitz: wUt- 
Me: sHE lOvEs kEeFe nOW dOnT rUiN ThE shIp.
Fitz: uHm- okAy thEn? *walks off confuzzled* 
Keefe: sO whO dOEs KyLA loVe? 
Kyla: *still hiding under bed* *face burning*
Me: *happy Isabella noises* *sing-songy voice* tHE shIP iS gOnnA sA-AaaiLlll!  *runs out of room* *closes door* hAVe fUn In TheRe yOU tWo! 
Keefe: *pulls Kyla out from under bed* *sits on bed with Kyla* SooOooo… What's wrong?
Kyla: *looking down* I figured out who I like- *towards Isabella* because SOMEONE can't talk at a NORMAL VOLUME LEVEL! *clears throat*
Keefe: *stares* wHo? 
Kyla: Never mind. She knows who she is. And is probably standing outside the door. 
Me: LUV YOU TOO BESTIE KYLA! HEHEHEHEHHE 
Kyla: *face is burning* *staring at floor* 
Keefe: Uhm. So. Uh. Who do you like? 
Me: IT’S YOU KEEFE SENCEN!!!!!!
Keefe: *blushes* 
Kyla: *blushes*
Keefe: *pulls Kyla close* 
Kyla: *face looks like a tomato* *blushes* 
Me: *outside the door* *whispers* heRe iT cOMeS. I feel like I'm on a reality TV show these days. 
Kyla & Keefe: *kiss* 
*tWo miNuTeS lAtEr* 
Me: HOW ARE YOU TWO STILL MAKING OUT IN THERE?!??!
Kyla & Keefe: *separate* 
Kyla: *happiness overload* *intense happy giggles* *randomly beings petting Keefe’s hair cuz she can* *pauses* oH mY gOd YoUr HaIr’S sO sOfT anD fLuFfy 
Keefe: *blushes* oH mY gOd yOU’Re So FreAkiNG aDoRabLe 
Me: hehEHehEhehehe thIs iS thE CutEsT thINg EveR
*much more simping noises and adorableness as Maruca drives and people do stuff* 
*Later on*
Kyla: *emerges from room* HeLlO thEre IsAbEllA. hAve yOU bEen StaLKiNg KeeFe anD I? 
Me: mAybEeEe
Kyla: *blushes* 
Me: Uh where’s Keefe? 
Kyla: He’s uhm sleeping on the bed. And he looks like a cat. So I was uhm….petting his hair. 
Me: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY RIGHT NOW. 
Kyla: *blushes insanely* HIS HAIR IS SOFT OKAY?!?! 
Me: aHhhh tHE aDoRabLENesS *sighs happily* 
Maruca: *blinks because she heard everything while everyone else is asleep* i fEeL liKe i’M oN a ReALiTy TV sHow RighT noW. 
Me: *happy noises from all of the couple lurv* 
Kyla: *happy simping noises* 
Me: aHhh lEts enD thiS ePisODe PEACEFULLY. 
Kyla: yEs shAlL wE? 
Me: *goes to turn off camera* 
Maruca: *hits speed bump* 
*camera goes flying* 
Me & Kyla: NO- aNnnnD thEre gOEs aNOThEr CamEra.
*camera goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Four =
Me: Hello and welcome back! Last episode was vErY entertaining. hEhehEHehHE. 
Stella: *has no idea what happened because she wasn’t around* What happened? 
Me: tHe kEeFlA sHiP hAs sAiLeD. hEhEhehEhE. 
Stella: Keefla? 
Me: keeFe aNd kYlA. 
Kyla: Which states are we going in this episode?
Me: West Virginia and Virginia. We’re going to West Virginia to climb a moUnTaIn! 
Keefe: *whines* wHyYyyy i DoN’t waNNa WALK! 
Me: ToO BaD!
Keefe: noOoooOoooooo *moans* 
Stella: Well if it makes you feel better, I don’t want to walk either, but we have to. 
Kyla: *pets Keefe’s hair* *whispers* iTs sO SoFt- *coughs* I mean, iTs oKaY kEEfE.
*At thE MounTaIN* 
Marella & Stella: WHY IS IT SO HIGH?!?!
Me: *giggles* hEhehHEhE
Kyla: My bet is someone almost dies.
Everyone: *starts climbing* 
Tam: *intense focusing face* *grips rocks* *pants* *grits teeth* wHy dO yOu Do ThiS tO uS
Me: BeCaUsE it’S FuN tOrtuRiNg Y’aLl
Everyone who hates climbing & heights: *growls*
Me: *giggles sweetly* 
Lilly: I wAnNa go bAcK to ThE vAnnNnNnn wiTh mY mOuSeEeEeEeSsSsSs.
Me: nO 
Keefe: *whining* *complaining* 
*oNe hOuR lAtEr* 
Keefe: *still complaining* aRe We dOnE YetTtTt? 
Me: NO. We are ⅔  through. If you’re tired, sit down for a second with your girlfriend. 
Keefe & Kyla: *go very red* 
Everyone who didn’t know about the Keefla ship: THEY’RE DATING?!?
Me: YeS- kEeP uP. *drags everyone except Kyla & Keefe up the mountain some more* *smirks at Kyla* *wiggles eyebrows* 
Kyla: *puts head in hands* She’s so embarrassing. *stands up* 
Keefe: *sighs* *stands up* 
Kyla: *stumbles over rock* 
Rock: *breaks* 
Kyla: *screams* *almost falls off edge of mountain* 
Keefe: *grabs Kyla* *pulls her away from the edge* 
Kyla: *pants* Why do I feel like I almost die in every episode? *still panting*
Keefe: *pants* You should really be more careful. 
Kyla: *nods*
Keefe & Kyla: *kiss* 
Me: *pops out of nowhere* YOU TWO MAKE ME HAVE DAILY CUTENESS OVERLOADS. 
Kyla: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
Me: iM eVeRyWhErE kYlA. ESPECIALLY when there’s Keefla romance. Or when you’re doing crazy things like falling off cliffs. 
Kyla: You have a point. 
Me: I AM the host! Now come on! We’re gonna jump off the top of the mountain and Sophie’s gonna teleport us back to the van! It’ll be like parachuting, but mAgIcAl! *drags Kyla & Keefe up mountain* 
Stella: YESS TELEPORTING HEHEHEH
Me: I thought you didn’t like heights? Let alone jumping off a mountain. 
Stella: Well no I don’t like that BUT THIS IS TELEPORTING. THAT’S A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY. (Hopefully.) Also I’m not SUPER scared of heights but I am a little bit. 
Me: yOu cONFuSE mE. 
Stella: Good, you always confuse ME. 
Me: Also, readers/viewers, before we jump off this mountain and I scar people for their lives, here’s an update on our show! This road trip is the grand finale of Kotlc Reacts, Season 1! Once we finish the road trip, we will be moving onto Season 2. In Season 2, my friends and I will go to the Elvin world and react to ELF STUFF instead! Anyway, back to JuMpInG oFf a MouNTaiN! 
Everyone: *jumps off mountain* 
Almost everyone: *screams at deafening volume*
Stella: WeeeEeeeEeeeEEeeeEeeeeeeeeeeEEE! I HATE THIS BUT IT’S ALSO FUN! *turns to camera* My secret to doing this is thinking about Pokemon Journeys. And tElEpOrTiNg!
Kyla: I try to trick myself into thinking I'm not gonna die! It's not working out well. 
Sophie: *teleports everyone* 
Me: *pants* Okay I did NOT enjoy that. Anyway, now we’re going to Virginia, at Virginia Beach! We have half the day left for this episode, people! Let’s make it count! First we’re gonna get some stuff from food trucks so you can try more human foods. *looks around* OoOh! DeEp-fRiED pIcKlEs! Imma go get one byeeeee! 
Maddie: How is she gonna find us-
Keefe & Kyla in unison: shE’s EvEryWHErE 
Me: *pops out of nowhere* *giggles demonically* YeS, yOuRe corReCt cHiLdReN eHehEhe.
Kyla: You know what, I'm not even gonna ask anymore. 
Me: Good. *bites into pickle* Ok let’s go! You’ve tried french fries… HmmM LET’S GET ICE CREAM
Stella: They’ve already tried gelato before though- 
Me: DOESN’T MATTER. ICE CREAM TRIUMPHS gElATo. 
Kyla: You sound like my mom.
Me: Then your mother has good taste. *yells to random food truck person* SIR! SIRRR! SIRRRRR! DO YOU SELL DAIRY-FREE ICE CREAM TOO?
Worker: Uh…yes?
Me: *pumps fists* YeSsSsSs Ok I like this stand already let’s go. *drags everyone to ice cream truck* 
Everyone: *orders*
Me:  anD fOr The ReCorD StElLa, onLy DeX, KEeFe, FiTZy, SoPhIe, aND bIANA havE TriED gElAtO. *smirks* gEt yOUR FacTs RighT BeStiE. 
Worker: that’ll be-
Kyla: Dex, hit me with a 50.
Dex: *pulls out wallet* *wads of money fall from wallet* *turns red* Uhm… I HACK ATMS A LOT, OK? 
Kyla: *stands on toes* God, I'm only realizing now I'm this short. *slams money* Keep the change.
Worker: Th-thank you? *takes pile of money* 
Kyla: *smiles sweetly* Now if you excuse me, me and my cult shall be waiting for you. Bye! *goes to wait with everyone*
Me: *hands out ice cream* 
Stina: *tries ice cream* hOw iS iT sO CrEaMy *melting of happiness noises* 
Tam: I like the licorice ice cream. It’s black. Like my soul. 
Random Girls: *swoon* hE’S a bAdDiE!
Tam: *deja-vu of the same thing happening in Disney World* 
Keefe: *sees random guy eating hot dog* Kyla, what's that guy eating?
Kyla: *whispers* He’s so cute when he’s naive- *coughs* I mean, he’s eating a dead cow.
Keefe: WHAT?!!? *gasps in horror* *turns to random guy* YOU’RE A MONSTER!
Hot Dog Guy: Huh? *turns around* 
Keefe: YOU JUST WALK AROUND EATING INNOCENT COWS?!?! *takes random guy’s hot dog* *throw hot dog* 
Hot Dog: *hits Wylie in the face* 
Wylie: Keefe-!
Keefe: Sorry Wylie, I’m busy melting in fury. *grabs ketchup bottle from hot dog stand* *squeezes bottle* *squirts ketchup in hot dog guy’s hair* 
Hot Dog Guy: YOU LITTLE- *chases Keefe* 
Keefe: *high-pitched female scream* 
Kyla: *goes up to Hot Dog Guy* Oh leave him alone! *whacks Hot Dog Guy* Sorry! *muttering* But not really though cuz you’re a jerk.
Hot Dog Guy: YOU LITTLE- *grabs Kyla* 
Keefe: *fake karate chops Hot Dog Guy’s arm* 
Hot Dog Guy: GO AWAY VEGAN KAREN! 
Keefe: *snooty voice* fOr youR iNfoRmaTion, I’M a VEgITaRiAn. Hi-YAH *slaps Hot Dog Guy* 
Hot Dog Guy: *falls backwards* 
Keefe: *pushes Hot Dog Guy into water* 
Me: Okay that’s enough. Let’s go to the boardwalk over there before this hot dog guy comes back. 
*aT the BoARdWalK* 
Everyone: *walking* *being peaceful for once in their lives*
Lilly: AhhHhhH finally: peace. 
Maddie: Soak it in guys: this may never happen again.
Rude Girl; *to Kyla* yOuR hAiR iS sO FAKE. ugH wHo EvEn dYEs TheIR hAiR *flips hair* *snobby girl vibes* 
Kyla: *turns* *stares* Oh please, it's like, two strands of purple. Besides, you probably bleached that mop on your head. 
Rude Girl: I didn’t. And even if I DID, I would still look three times better than *wrinkles nose* yOu.
Kyla: Sure, keep telling that to yourself. *snickers*
Keefe: DON’T TALK TO MY GIRLFRIEND LIKE THAT. 
Kyla: *goes red* 
Rude Girl: He’s YOUR boyfriend? *disbelief* Literally HOW.
Sophie & Fitz in unison: *use Telepathy powers* Because she isn’t a snobby girl who secretly feels bad about herself because her parents are horrible and she has no friends and can’t even get a tan so she gets fake spray tans once a week. She’s also not still made fun of for the time she wore her Halloween costume to school in 8th grade when no one ELSE wore a costume. 
Rude Girl: H-how do you know that?!? Who put you up to this?!? Ugh. Weirdos. 
Stina: *uses Empathy powers* You’re just sad you don’t have any friends and now you’re regretting ever talking to us at all. 
Rude  Girl: Ugh, stop being so WEIRD! 
Kyla: Fine. *evil smirk* Whoops! *pushes into water* HA! SHE DOES BLEACH HER HAIR! I WAS RIGHT!
Me: Kyla- 
Rude Girl: YOU LITTLE-
Me: Everyone, run. NOW. *drags everyone down boardwalk* 
Keefe: *sees people fishing* Kyla, what are they doing?
Kyla: *whispers* He’s doing that adorable thing where he doesn’t understand human stuff again ahh- *coughs* I mean, they’re fishing. 
Keefe: WHAT?!?!
Stella, Lilly, & Maddie in unison: *sigh* Here we go again… 
Tam: *sudden anger* HOW DARE THEY HURT THE LITTLE FISHIES!?!?
Maruca: Ahh, so he DOES have a soft spot.
Tam & Keefe: *start stealing people’s fishing stuff* STOP HURTING INNOCENT FISHIES! YAHHH! *chase people away* *pant* *throw fishing stuff into ocean* 
Keefe: BE FREE, LITTLE FISHIES! BE FREEEEEE! 
Wylie: Wh-what just happened. HOW did that happen in the span of 30 seconds.
Kyla: The magic of being wEiRdOs. 
Me: Uh, I guess this is where we sign off for tonight- KEEFE WHY ARE YOU STILL HOLDING ONE OF THE FISHIES?!?!
Kyla: AGH THE GIRL IS BACK!
Rude Girl: *snatches camera* SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CAMERA YOU WEIRDOS!!
Me: NO NO NO NO-
Keefe: *throws fish at Rude Girl* 
Rude Girl: *screams* *drops camera* 
*camera screen cracks*
Kyla: Oops! *pushes Rude Girl off boardwalk into water*
Keefe: *holds up another fish* 
Me: PUT IT IN THE WATER KEEFE!
Kyla: Awww can we keep it?!?!
Keefe: *starts singing Circle Of Life* iT’S thE cIRClE oF lifefFEfefEFefFfEFeFFEfFE *holds up fish with pride* HE IS MY CHILD NOW.
Kyla: Let’s name it Sebastian!!!!
Keefe: Yes. WAIT. *realizes* IS THIS OUR SON NOW KYLA-
Kyla: Yes. He is beautiful. *starts crying* MY SON-
Me: Oh great, now I need to buy fish tank stuff. Dex, you might wanna find an ATM. 
Sebastian: *channeling inner Hamilton* *squeaky voice* DON’T CALL ME SON! 
Me: WHAT THE- 
Keefe: HE SPEAKS! AHHHHH OUR SON SPEAKS!
Sebastian: *still channeling inner Hamilton* CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME-
Kyla: AWWWWWWWWWW.
Sebastian: *breaks into song* HISTORY HAS ITS EYESEEEE ONNNNN YOUUUUUUU
Everyone: *sways to music* 
Me: *drops camera* NO NO NO NO NO-
*camera falls into ocean* 
*from somewhere above the water*
Everyone: *begin to sing some more* 
Rude Girl: *grabs camera* thoSe liTtLE- *flings camera* 
Camera: *hits boardwalk* *smashes* 
Me: *moans* Dex, make sure to get enough for fish stuff AND another new camera. *sighs* 
*screen goes black* 
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Five =
Me: Hello, welcome back to PART FIVE of our road trip! Today we’re going to North Carolina, Tennessee, and South Carolina!
Kyla: Isabellaaaaaa, Sebastian looks depressed. WaIt, are there tUrTlEs in North Carolina?!
Me: yEs-
Kyla: KEEFE WE’RE ADOPTING ANOTHER CHILD!
Keefe: *runs into room* WHO?!?
Kyla: A TURTLE! IN NORTH CAROLINA!
Keefe: YES! You hear that Sebastian, you’re getting a sibling!
Sebastian: *looks up* nO- *channels inner Hamilton* oNe ElsE wAs In ThE RoOm WheRe it hApPeNeD, ThE rOom whErE it HaPpEnEd, tHE rOoM wHERe iT hAPpEnEd.
Me: C’mon y’all get your swimsuit on! We’re going shelling and boogie-boarding! *sniffs salty air* Ahh, I love North Carolina…
Tam: *sniffs air* This salty air smells nice.
Keefe: *sniffs air* Yeah, you like it cuz it smells like your attitude. eXtRa SaLTy. 
Maddie: Can I go burn something? 
Me: NO MADDIE! We’re going boogie-boarding. Everyone grab a board and give Dex a round of applause for venturing into a store, getting money from the ATM, and buying these.
Kyla: *starts clapping* *hair gets whipped into face* ACK- *falls backward*
Keefe: *catches* *brushes hair out of face* 
Me: *pokes head in between the two* STOP IT YOU HOPELESS ROMANTICS! CLAP FOR MASTER DEX! *intense clapping*
Everyone: *scared clapping*
Lilly: Can my mice boogie board with me?
Me: NO. Let’s move, people! 
Everyone: *grabs board*
Me: *runs into water* wEeEeEe *starts boogie-boarding* 
Stella: *shrugs* *does what Isabella did* *gets water in mouth* *spits out* hOw- *awkwardly tries to use it like it’s a surfboard* *falls off* WHY CAN’T I DO THIS ANYMORE?!?!?! *tries again* *falls*
Dex: *catches Stella* 
Stella: *goes red*
Dex: *goes red* *puts Stella down* Here, want me to show you?
Stella: Sure.
Dex: *shows Stella*
Kyla: *goes up to Isabella* I shippppppppPppPppPpp
Me: *sing-songy voice* sO dO IiIiIiIiIi! 
Me & Kyla: *maniacal shipper laughter*
Lilly: *hears laughing* *gets scared*…I don’t wanna know-
Sebastian: *from the RV* NoBoDy NeEDs to kNoWwWw.
Me: *calls out* Okay we’re going shelling *takes everyone to the place* *runs off to collect conch shells* wEeeeEeEeeE
Maddie: A SHELL STABBED ME IN THE FOOT. Oh wait, that's a small crab.
Kyla: *shoves Maddie out of way* *carefully picks up crab* AWWWW LOOK IT KEEFE! *holds up crab like baby Simba*
Keefe: KYLA LETS ADOPT THE CRAB! I’M NAMING HER JANICE!
Me: *pops out of nowhere* THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GRANDMA NAME KEEFE!
Kyla: SHUT UP ISABELLA!! 
Me: WE’RE NAMING HER AILAS, NOT jAnICe.
Sophie: Let’s name her Azalea. After the mermaid statue in Norfolk, Virginia! 
Kyla: *starts crying* Beautiful. *still holding up Azalea* lOOK AT HER.
Lilly & Maddie: Literally how do you even remember the name of a sTaTuE 
Sophie: *shrugs* Photographic memory
Kyla: lUcKy. I can't even remember if my parents said to let the dogs outside or to feed them. I’ll never know. *gets off* *puts Azalea in the RV with Sebastian* Play nice Sebastian! 
Me: WAIT DON’T DO THAT-
Azalea: *tries to eat Sebastian* 
Me: AH- NO- AZALEA! 
Kyla: AZALEA NO- *takes her out* We DoNt EaT ouR SiBliNGs.
Azalea: *channels inner sassy four-year-old* *sassy four-year-old voice* UhM, you’Re nOT tHE bOsS oF mE! i’Ll eaT mY BRoThEr iF I WAnt tO 
Kyla: *offended* *puts Azalea in separate tank* StAy. *hisses* 
Azalea: *sticks out tongue* *climbs out* *tries to run away*
Maruca: *traps Azalea in force field* 
Kyla: KEEFE! COME TELL OUR DAUGHTER WE DON’T EAT OUR SIBLINGS!
Keefe: I'm BUSY!
Kyla: NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR CHILDREN KEEFE!
Keefe: BUT I JUST GOT US ANOTHER CHILDREN- I MEAN CHILD.
Kyla: *darts out* SHOW ME. 
Keefe: *holds up baby turtle like baby Simba* *sings* iT’s ThE CiRcLeE OF LifEeEeE
Kyla: *stares in awe* We name her Shelby. 
Keefe: *tears up* bEaUtIfuL
Keefe & Kyla: *start sobbing*
Shelby: *channels inner angelic child* Mommy, Daddy, don’t be sad! *makes tissue appear* 
Kyla: ShE’S aN aNgEl- *wipes eyes* SwEeT, SwEet, aNgeliC, ShelBy
Everyone: *scared for Keefe and Kyla’s mental health*
Me: *coughs* Okay then. Let’s head to Tennessee…
*iN TEnNESsEe*
Everyone: *walking* *minding their own business*
Lilly: *looks in sewer* *sees rat crawling out* *turns to Me* *whispers* Don’t tell Kyla or Keefe-
Kyla & Keefe: DoNt tElL kylA aND KeEfE wHaT?!
Lilly: nOthiNG!
Me: There are rats in the sewers-
Kyla: AWWW LEMME SEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: NO THEY COULD HAVE RABIES KYLA 
Kyla: SO COULD MY SISTER. BUT I HANG OUT WITH HER. 
Me: YoUr siStEr doEsn'T hAvE RABIES.
Kyla: bUt DoEs She? *picks up rat* Awww LoOk aT ItS lil FaCe!!
Me: PUT IT DOWN NOW- *grabs rat* *throws rat across street* 
Kyla: NO YOU KILLED IT *starts sobbing*
Me: GOOD. THEY REPRODUCE ENOUGH ALREADY. 
Kyla: *sobbing* Why did you kill Adrian?!?!
Keefe: *sobs* 
Me: Kyla- nO *sighs* *walks to store* *comes back* *hands Kyla a betta fish* Here. 
Kyla: *stares* AwwWwWw look! It’s rainbow colors! 
Keefe: LET’S NAME HER MARY-SUE.
Me: WE ARE NOT NAMING HER MARY-SUE. IT’S ANOTHER OLD LADY NAME.
Sophie: Let’s name her Iridiana. Iridiana means rainbow.
Stella, Lilly, & Maddie: hOw do yOu knOw ThiS?!?!
Sophie: *smirks* 
Iridiana: *channels demonic little sibling* I WANNA START A FIRE! *demonic laughing*
Kyla: OH GOD SHE’S JUST LIKE MCKENZIE.
Maddie: I LIKE HER. HEHEHEHE. 
Kyla: When McKenzie comes to visit, remind me to hide her from Iridiana. They could burn down America. *shudders*
Me: To the readers/viewers, McKenzie is Kyla’s sister. If she mentions Daniel, that's her brother. Anyway, Iridiana should meet Sebastian! 
Kyla: Yeah! Since they’re both fishies!! *goes to RV with Keefe*
Keefe: *puts Iridiana in Sebastian’s tank* 
Me: NO WAIT DON’T-
Iridiana: *tries to eat Sebastian* 
Me: SHE’S A BETTA FISH! 
Kyla: Does that mean she needs an update?
Me: IT MEANS SHE EATS OTHER FISH! SHE’S A CANNIBAL! 
Sebastian: It’S QuIEt uPToWn- WHY ARE PEOPLE TRYING TO EAT ME- *is overtaken by inner Hamilton* wHat IS a LegAcY 
Kyla: *takes Iridiana out of tank* *puts in separate tank*
Keefe: Nope. Okay. We might have to get rid of this one. *points at Sebastian* 
Kyla: nO. He has cUlTuRE.
Keefe: *stares at Sebastian* IS THAT YOU MOTHER? HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING US?!? I TOLD YOU I'M NOT YOUR LEGACY BOY!
Kyla: Keefe it’s a song-
Keefe: GISELA SENCEN YOU HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO A FISH. PERFECT! THIS WILL BE THE EASIEST WAY TO GET RID OF YOU. *maniacal laughing* *grabs throwing star from hidden pocket* 
Kyla: NooOoOoo *sobbing* you’re killing my son!!! *sobs*
Keefe: I HAVEN’T YET! AND THIS MONSTER ISN’T OUR SON! IT’S MY MOTHER! I TOLD YOU GISELA SENCEN, I’M NOT YOUR LEGACY BOY! 
Kyla: Isabella, Keefe is scaring me. 
Keefe: *freezes* Oh no I didn’t mean to scare you. *hugs Kyla* *cuddles Kyla* You see, my mother wants me to fulfill a legacy and that fish wants me to fulfill a legacy. Obviously, this fish is my mother in disguise. I MUST DESTROY HER!
Kyla: *confused* *pulls out phone and plays The World Was Wide Enough*
Kyla’s Phone: LeGaCy. WhAt iS a lEgAcY? iTs-
Keefe: MOTHER IS THAT YOU?!?! YAHHHH-
Me: KEEFE. IT’S. A. SONG. NOT YOUR MOTHER. STOP TRAUMATIZING YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Kyla: *is now traumatized* I can never listen to Hamilton the same way after this.
Keefe: NooOoOooOOOo pLEeeaSe dON’t BE tRaumAtiZeD. yOu AlrEaDy GoT tRauMaTizEd tOo mUcH DurIng sEasOn OnE sO fAr. *cuddles Kyla* *sad puppy face* *puts Kyla in his lap* *strokes Kyla’s hair* 
Kyla: *goes red* *whispers to Isabella* hOw lOnG cAN i StAy TrAuMaTizEd WhEN my hAwT bOyFriEnd IS CuddLinG mE In HiS LaP AnD PeTting Me?!?!
Me: *giggles* i lOvE thIS sHip! 
Kyla: Fine, I’m not traumatized. 
Keefe: YaY! *hugs Kyla* *runs into random bedroom in the RV cuz he’s Keefe* 
Me: Okay, finally, we’re going to South Carolina.
Stella: I’m sorta afraid to ask, but what are we doing THERE?
Me: Oh don’t worry, we’re just going to Myrtle Beach!
Stella: I like Myrtle Beach, but you do remember what happened when we took them to Virginia Beach last episode, right? *flashbacks of Keefe and Tam chasing people* *shudders* 
Me: True… but haven’t you gotten used to it bye now? 
Stella, Marella, Dex, Wylie, Maruca, & Stina in unison: nO. 
Me: Well that may be a problem. But whatever. 
Kyla: Besides, I’ve been here before. It's nice. But there’s a lot of people usua-oh WeLl WhaDdyA knOw, it's basically eMPTy. 
Keefe: *walking down the beach* *stops* *stares* *turns to Isabella* What’s that? *point to dead jellyfish* Can we keep it?
Me: NO-
Keefe: Why not? What is it? *pokes it with stick*
Me: iT’s a dEaD jElLyFiSh. nO. yOu mAy nOt kEeP iT. 
Keefe: It’s… dead? *starts sobbing* NoooooOOoOoOooo
Kyla: *comforts Keefe* *hugs him* *starts crying too* 
Me: …I-its a jellyfish…you know what, I don't even care *walks away*
Maddie: *sees Ferris Wheel* Hey Izzy, that remind you of anything? Maybe the ‘Death Wheel’?
Me: DO NOT MENTION THE DEATH WHEEL
Kyla: *peeps in* I didn’t scream ONCE. I was comforting Isabella.
Me: YOU LIAR. *magically shows clip of Me and Kyla screaming while on the Death Wheel*
Kyla: ….That was a different Kyla.
Keefe: *absentmindedly runs into the ocean* wEeeEe lEt’S fiNd moRe cHildS! 
*shark fin appears in the water* 
Keefe: KYLA! I FOUND US A CHILD! IT’S A SHARK!!! ISN’T THAT AWESOME!
Me: KEEFE GET OUT OF THE WATER THAT’S GONNA EAT YOU!
Keefe: *screams* 
Shark: *chases Keefe*
Lilly: *out of nowhere starts blaring Baby Shark* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO 
Kyla: YOU’RE PLAYING BABY SHARK AS MY BOYFRIEND IS ABOUT TO GET EATEN, LILLY?!?!
Lilly: uHmMmm…. yEsssSssS? 
Stella: oH mY- *facepalms* 
Keefe: *still running around in the water* 
Me: oh my God- KEEFE! JUST RUN UP HERE TO SHORE! 
Keefe: oH yEaH! I forgot I could do that! *runs* 
Shark: *chases* 
Keefe: *high-pitched screaming* 
Lifeguard: *finally does their job* *sees shark* *gets megaphone* EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER! SHARK!!! SHARK!!!
Everyone at the beach: *screaming, running, and panicking*
Random Beach Dude: *jumps into water* *grabs Keefe* *carries over to us* 
Keefe: *pants* 
Linh: *says innocently* yOu’Re hAwT *smiles* 
Random Beach Dude: Uh…. *starts to run away awkwardly* 
Tam: *chases Beach Dude* *demonic voice* tHaNk mY siStEr nOw
Random Beach Dude: Uh, thanks for the compliment! *runs at the speed of light* 
Tam: *giggles demonically* *flips bangs* 
Stella: ….maybe we should leave now….
Me: yOu thINk? 
Maruca: Okay, everyone in the RV. *leads everyone to RV*
Maddie: One sec, I have something I want to do. *makes fire on the beach with flint somehow* 
Stella: I’m sensing something bad-
Stina: How-
Sophie: I’m scared- 
Maddie: *grabs camera* *giggles demonically* *throws camera into fire* 
Kyla: REALLY MADDIE, THE CAMERA OF ALL THINGS?!
Me: MADDIE! 
Maddie: yEs ReAllY *giggles* 
*camera melts* 
*screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Six =
Me: Hello and welcome back! I can’t wait for the day when a camera is NOT destroyed by the end of the video! *glares at Maddie*
Maddie: What? It was for my pleasure. And because the episode needed a little bit of sPiCe. *giggles demonically*
Me: You’re impossible *sighs* 
Maddie: whY thAnk yOu! *giggles demonically* 
Stella: Where did you even GET flint in the middle of the BEACH? You know what, I don’t even wanna know. 
Me: Anyway, right now, we are heading to gEoRgIa to go to the largest aquarium in America!
Kyla: *suddenly nervous* Ummmmmmm AbOuT ThAt….
Me: ABOUT WHAT?!?!?!
Kyla: Well….this is technically Daniel’s fault….but…*cough cough* my family and I have been banned from there *cough cough* 
Lilly: KYLA! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Kyla: Well…Daniel somehow made it upstairs to where the dolphins are and…*mutters* swam with them *clears throat* and then that caused a Karen uproar, wanting their children to do the same….so yeah. Now my family is banned for 5 years. *shrugs*
Stella: HOW ARE YOU JUST SHRUGGING ABOUT THIS?!
Kyla: That’s what happens on a normal basis at my house. Once, McKenzie tried to break into the staff-only door at a store and actually tricked people into thinking she worked there. I don't know HOW they thought a frickin 7 YEAR OLD worked at Target.
Everyone: …
Me: …let’s just move on and find a way to sneak Kyla in. 
Lilly: I kNoW! wE cAn aLl wEaR dIsGuIsEs!!
Stella: If you make me wear a mustache, I’m quitting. 
Me: Or we could just bribe them with money.
Lilly: DEXXXXX!!!!!! WE NEED SOME MOOLAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Dex: … fine… *finds ATM* *hacks* *gives money to Isabella*
Me: 1,000 DOLLARS-
Lilly: I think that will be enough…
Stella: You think?
Kyla: If it’s Jerry we’re dealing with, there's a 74% chance I can talk him into letting me in.
Me: wHy 74- you know what, Kyla, you’re a mystery.
Kyla: *tears up* tHAT'S OnE Of tHe nIcEsT ThIngS YoU’Ve EveR sAiD tO mE.
Lilly: This gurl I tell ya…
Dex: Guys, I just hacked an ATM for $1,000, let’s move on and get into this aquarium place. 
Linh: oOoH! dO tHeY hAvE cUtE aNiMaLs?
Biana: oR aNyThInG sPaRkLy?
Kyla: Yes and yes.
Linh and Biana: YESSS!!!!
Me: Okay, let’s just go to the aquarium.
*aT tHe AqUaRiUm*
Jerry: Next. *sees Kyla* Oh not you again.
Kyla: HeEeEey JeRryYyyYyyYyYyyYy. sOOoooOOoo, Ima need you to let me innnnn yeahhhhhh. Like, since we’re besties and all. *slides 100 dollar bill across table*
Jerry: No. 
Me: *slams $500 on the table* 
Jerry: *eyes widen* rIgHT tHis WaY 
KyLa: ThAnkS bEstIE jErRy!!
Jerry: Don’t call me that.
Kyla: C’mon, you know you love me.
Jerry: You tried to bribe me last time you were here with a pack of gum.
Kyla: THaTs WhAt beST FrIEnds dO.
Jerry: Definitely not. 
Kyla: BYe BeSTiE jErRy! *to Me* See, like I said. 74%.
*inside the aquarium*
Maddie: This is like a freaking mall.
Biana: THIS IS LIKE A FREAKING MALL.
Tam: Yes it’s a mall-
Biana: i’Ve hEaRd mAGiCaL STOrIeS OF MaLls. 
Tam: But this isn’t a mall, so relax-
Biana: tAmMY! I cAn’T ReLaX! It’S A mALl!
Tam: BUT IT'S NOT.
Kyla: It's like a mall. But with fish. And pretzels.
Me: pReTzELS! 
Kyla: Yeah, upstairs in the food court.
Marella: *giggles excitedly* PRETZELS. 
Dex: How do you even know what pretzels are-
Marella: Target. *giggles* PRETZELS. 
Stella: *finds map* This is BIG.
Kyla: Once you start going through it, it gets BIGGER. I got lost once and almost got surprise adopted by a strange man who said he was a wizard. 
Me: I- you know what I’m not even surprised anymore. 
Kyla: You learn it along the way. *pats Isabella’s shoulder* 
Keefe: *jealous puppy noises* wILl YOU PaT My sHoulDeR? AnD pET my HaiR tOo? 
Stella: sO wHERe ShOuLd We- KYLA. 
Kyla: *skips away* See you on the other sideeeee!!!!!! 
Keefe: NUUUUUUUUU I WANTED MY HEAD PETS! *chases Kyla* 
Me: Keefe, I think you have separation anxiety. 
Stella: Now, where should we- aaaand everyone abandoned me. Perfect. *walks away* *angry Stella noises* 
*wiTh KeEfE + kYlA*
Kyla: Well, we’re lost. *stands on tip toes* *calmly pets Keefe*
Random People: *stare*
Kyla: *glares at Random People* wHaT? yOu'Ve NEveR sEen a gIRl pEt hEr boYFriEnd’S haiR beFOrE?
Random People: *back away slowly*
Kyla: tHat’S wHat i tHoughT. *scoffs* *checks map on phone* YeEeRp, we are definitely lost. *spots Jerry* jerrRrrRYyYyyYyyYyyYyYyy. 
Jerry: Oh no. No. NO. NO KYLA. 
Kyla: *chases Jerry* I HAVE A FREAKING QUESTION JERRY. JUST ANSWER IT AND I WON’T PULL A SIMON. 
Jerry: *runs away into the horizon screaming* 
Kyla: *realizes she is somewhere COMPLETELY far off from where she was before* I'm screwed. *checks map* Worker Area Only- OH COME ON. *spots uniform* No one needs to know. *grabs uniform* *sneaks to bathroom*
*with the others*
Biana: tAmMyyyYyyYy its A mAllLllllLlllLll.
Tam: IT’S NOT I’M SORRY. 
Maddie: How long has this been going on?
Stella: 3 minutes and 43 seconds. 
Maddie: *groans*
Kyla: *slowly walks past in uniform* 
Me: Do I know you, ma’am? 
Kyla: Uh, no. *sweats nervously*
Me: KYLA WHAT ARE YOU DOING-
Kyla: Who’s Kyla? I’m *checks nametag* Octavia. 
Me: KYLA RENEE SIMON I SWEAR TO GOD AND ALL THINGS HOLY OR WHATEVER CATHOLIC PEOPLE SAY, IF YOU DON’T TAKE THAT UNIFORM OFF NOW I WILL LOCK KEEFE IN HIS ROOM AND WON’T LET YOU SEE HIM. 
Kyla: Long story. Short answer: Jerry doesn't like me and lots of old people gave me candy for some odd reason. *runs to bathroom* *comes back out* Moral of the story: Jerry is to blame for everything. *walks off* 
Lilly: *gasps* LiTtlE sHarkIeSsSsSssS. *walks away to exhibit* 
*a few minutes later*
Lilly: *runs back out* NOPE. *screams while still running*
Maddie: *snickers*
*with Kyla* 
Kyla: *staring at fish through big glass screen thing*
Creepy Dood: *taps Kyla on shoulder* hEy, CaN yoU HeLp me WiTh SomEtHiNG?
Kyla: *smiles* *oblivious bean personality coming through* Sure!! *stands up* *follows man* *skips* sOooO wHAt Do YoU nEeD hELp WitH?
Creepy Dood: I need help getting something out of my car. Can you lead me out?
Kyla: *oblivious innocent cinnamon roll vibes* Sure! I think I know a shortcut!
*45 minutes later*
Kyla: *skipping through alligator exhibit* AnD TheN wE tUrN lEfTTttTT.
Creepy Dood: wE'vE bEeN TuRnInG lEfT tHiS whOlE tImE! WHERE IS THE SHORTCUT!?
Kyla: Oh, forgot about that. I was just turning left seeing where it would lead us. *smiles innocently*
Creepy Dood: I- just follow me! *drags Kyla*
Kyla: *confuzzled* I thought you didn’t know the way?
Creepy Dood: WelL nOw i Do. cMon. 
Kyla: *shrugs* *is totally oblivious to the fact this man is trying to surprise adopt her* oKaY! 
Creepy Dood: *drags outside* *tries shoving Kyla in car* 
Kyla: Uhm- I thought you said you needed help getting something OUT of your car. 
Creepy Dood: NoPe NoT At AlL. *shoves Kyla in car* 
Kyla: SooOoOo, cAn We Go To chIcK fiL a? 
Creepy Dood: NO.
Kyla: *finally comes to her senses* oH righhHghTttTtt. SuRprISe AdOPtION. Why didn’t I see this since it literally happens in every single episode? *takes breath* *screams*
Keefe: *sees Kyla in car* *runs to car* *smashes window with random crowbar* *hits dood with crowbar*
Creepy Dood: DUDE, YOU’RE RUINING MY SURPRISE ADOPTION. 
Keefe: YAH WELL THEN DONT SURPRISE ADOPT MY GIRLFRIEND! *whacks repeatedly* *pulls Kyla out of car* RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN! 
Kyla: *runs* *panting* *runs to security place* *shoves Jerry aside* *runs into aquarium*
Jerry: *falls dramatically* *talks into walkie talkie* We got another Simon case. No, it's not the boy. It's the one that calls me bestie. DON'T LAUGH. JUST GET HER.
Kyla: *to everyone* RUN. NOW. NEXT STATE. QUICK!!! *runs out*
Everyone: *runs to to RV* 
Keefe: *pulls Kyla into bedroom* What were you THINKING?!? 
Kyla: *shrugs innocently* I wAsN’t. 
Me: *eavesdropping on the adorable Keefla noises* *hears kissing* Annnnd that’s my cue to walk away. 
*lAtEr*
Me: Alright everyone, now we’re in Alabama and we’re going to a NASA visiting center. *drags everyone out of RV*
Stella: YAY NASA!!! 
Lilly: YAYYYYYY!!!!
Maddie: *walks over to space-simulation thingy* *goes in it because she is Maddie*
Kyla: *sits down in chair and watches because why not* 
Tam: *sudden urge to do something eViL*  *locks Maddie in space-simulator thingy*
Maddie: *doesn’t notice* 
Space Simulator: GETTING READY TO BLAST INTO SPACE. IN-
Tam: hEHehE. HAVE FUN IN OUTER SPACE, MADDIE.
Kyla: *begins plotting*
Tam: *walks away for some reason*
Kyla: *unlocks simulator* *takes Maddie out* Hey Linh, wanna try this?
Linh: Sure! *goes inside simulator* 
Kyla: *closes door* *locks it a lot* *clears throat* Well, have fun in space, Linh! We’ll probably never see you, like, ever again! *stifles laughter*
Tam: *high-pitched screaming* LINH!
Kyla: *stifles laughter* *covers mouth*
Tam: *rips open control box* *rips out wires* *rips off door*
Worker Lady: HEY! YOU BROKE THE SIMULATION!!
Tam: Uh, YEAH. MY SISTER WAS ABOUT TO GET SENT INTO FREAKING SPACE.
Worker Lady: IT'S A SIMULATION. IT'S NOT REAL. 
Tam: Oh. 
*awkward silence*
Worker Lady: Just, out. All of you. 
Lilly: Awww we were having FuNnNnN
*iN thE rV*
Lilly: I aM hUnGeRyYyYyY! Can we get Chickie fil a??? Can we? Can we? Can weeeeeee??????
Me: Not now. *turns to Tam* We have to pay 4000 FREAKING dollars for a simulation.
Lilly: Can I eat Sophie?
Sophie: WHAT-
Me: NO LILLY.
Lilly: But online she is stealing Keefe! That is why Kyla and I photoshop you! *shows picture*
Sophie: What the- Why-
Kyla: *slowly backs away* *locks self in room*
Sophie: Kyla…
Me: Okay, let's end this episode before something bad happens. Thank you for wat-
Lilly: *screams* *attacks Sophie*
Me: LILLY. NO. *grabs Lilly* *tries to pull off*
Kyla: *slowly comes out* Ima just edit this out later…*grabs camera* *turns off camera*
*screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Seven =
Me: Hello and welcome back to Kotlc Reacts! As you know a LOT happened last episode. But luckily, the camera didn’t break and Lilly did NOT eat Sophie.
Lilly and Sophie: *stares at each other intensely*
Kyla: Lilly, stop trying to be a cannibal.
Lilly: WhAt CaN i EaT!?!?!?
Me: *throws cookie at Lilly*
Lilly: OoOoOoOhHhH a CoOkIeEeEeEe!!!!!!! 
*few minutes later* 
Lilly: I’m thirstyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Me: *sighs* *throws water bottle at Lilly*
Lilly: Yaaaayyyy!!! Thank you!!!!!!!! Okay, where–
Tam: LILLY!
Lilly: I just wanted to ask, where are we going now?
Me: We are going to Mississippi and Louisiana.
Lilly: *sings* Miss-is-sip-pi hot-dog!
Everyone: *stares*
Lilly: It’s an orchestra thing… 
Stella: You people need to get studying on this stuff. *magically pulls out computer* And I’ll start typing this out for you right. Now. 
Everyone: *blinks*
Me: Forget that, let’s just move on. 
*in Mississippi (Gulf Island)*
Maddie: Nice island.
Lilly: Sannnnndddd!!!!!! *rolls around in sand* yUMmMmM  *tries eating fist full of sand*
Stina: I- eW- 
Kyla: *slowly backs away* Lilly, you scare me sometimes. 
Lilly: gReAt! *evil giggling* 
Tam: Welp, she’s possessed. 
Kyla: Yeah, Ima just run. *runs from Lilly*
Maruca: Wait, where’s Dex-
Marella: WHERE'S THE CINNAMON ROLL?!?! HE'S OUR ONLY MONEY SOURCE! WE’LL DIE WITHOUT HIM!
Wylie: So NOW you begin to appreciate him. 
*with Dex*
Dex: *in middle of island* Guys? Anyone? Isabella? People? Welp, this is where I live now. *calmly sits down* *sits cross-legged* 
*With the others*
Everyone: *intense panicking* *having a search party for Dex*
Me: Oh wait, I can just track his phone. *tracks Dex* *runs away from the group* 
Dex: *sitting in fort he made out of sticks* Hello Isabella. 
Me: Hello there, DeXy BoI. Shall you come home with me? wAIT tHaT’s NoT pRoPeR EnGliSh- oR ELViSh- Or AnY-IsH.
Dex: Are you okay?
Me: nO- I MEAN YES I'M ALWAYS FINE LETS GO BEFORE I LOSE WHAT SMALL AMOUNT OF SANITY I HAVE LEFT DEXY. 
Dex: *follows Isabella to others* *cinnamon roll vibes* 
Linh: FELLOW CINNAMON ROLL! YOU HAVE RETURNED!
Tam: Literally what- 
Lilly: *still eating sand* Ohhh Kyla?! Where are youuu?
Kyla: *hides from Lilly*
Keefe: *hides with Kyla* Do we need an *tries to say hooman words* aM-BuE-LaNcE? 
Kyla: *giggles* hEs sO cUTE WhEN hE tRiEs sAyInG huMAN tHinGz- 
Me: *coughs* FOCUS KYLA. *pants* I’m gonna go freaking insane before this road trip is over. 
Lilly: *finds Kyla* tHeRe yOu Are!!
Kyla: *screams* *runs away*
Lilly: *chases Kyla* YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM ME KYLA!!!!
Keefe: *dramatic screaming* CHILDREN! SAVE YOUR MOTHER!
Shelby: *angelic noises* *saves Kyla from possessed Lilly* 
Me: *drags Lilly to beach where everyone is* 
Kyla: *pants* 
Keefe: so do we take her to the *pauses* *sounds out words again* aM-BuE-lANcE? 
Kyla: Yes. Yes we do. ISABELLA, GO GET LILLY HELP. 
Me: JUST GET IN THE RV AND WE’LL DRIVE TO THE HOSPITAL. MOVE YOUR BUTTS PEOPLE. 
*in RV*
Lilly: *possessed Lilly noises* SaaaNnNnNdDDdD. *rocks back and forth in corner*
Stina: I’m beginning to wonder how they’re actually going to fix her. 
Kyla: I don’t know if they can. 
*at the hospital after Isabella has signed them in or whatever they are now waiting and totally don’t look normal since it is a group of 15 partially sane people and another person who is currently singing about sand* 
Lilly: OhhhhhHhHhh sAnDdDddD My BEATiFuL sAnDndDnD YoU mAKE mE HApYyYY WhEn SKIeS aRe GrEyYYy 
Bystanders: *stares*
Kyla: *turns to doctor* Please fix her. She is scaring all of us and basically ruined her digestive tract from sand.
Doctor: I don’t know if we can-
Kyla: FIX HER. *slams money down on counter* SHE LITERALLY CHASED ME AROUND A BEACH WHILE MAKING POSSESSIVE DEMON SOUNDS AND THROWING SAND AT ME. 
Doctor: Don’t you think that’s a little dramatic.
Kyla: She got sand. In my freaking HAIR. 
Keefe: *sassy voice* *wags finger* wE dO NoT iNsUlT tHE hAIRS *flips/swishes hair* *swish* *swish* 
Lilly: *summons more sand somehow* *throws in Kyla’s hair* hEhEhEhEhEhE. sAaAaNdDdddddddd. 
Keefe: THAT’S IT IM GETTING THE KNIFE- 
Me: MR. DOCTOR SIR ACTUALLY I THINK WE'RE GOOD HERE EVERYONE GET IT THE RV NOW OR I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE GETTING TO STAB THINGS.
Kyla: *whispers to doctor* Do you have a program you can send her to?
Me: KYLA. NOW.
*in the RV*
Me: *has restrained Lilly in a bedroom, has locked Keefe and Kyla in a separate room so they don’t stab Lilly and they end up just making out and cuddling and being munchkins in there, and everyone else tries to sleep while Maruca drives coz she don’t need sleep somehow* *currently contemplating life decisions* 
Kyla: *sneaks out of room* 
Me: KYLA. IN THE ROOM NOW. GO BACK TO CUDDLING YOUR BOYFRIEND AND BEING A MUNCHKIN. 
Kyla: I’m getting the rest of the freaking sand out of my hair first. That girl is going to PAY. *goes into bathroom* 
Me: And then you will pay when you are the one to make me lose the tiny SHRED of sanity I have left. Trust me I WILL have lost it by the end of this trip and you will have to fix ME too, Kyla Simon. 
Kyla: *comes out* I lost all my sanity a long time ago. 
Me: Well yes, obviously. BUT I HAVEN’T AND I’D PREFER TO HOLD ONTO IT. 
*the next day*
Me: Alright, we’re in New Orleans, Louisiana right now.
Lilly: *still playing, singing, and summoning sand* 
Kyla: *intensely stares at Lilly*
Lilly: I wOnDeR iF i CoUlD eAt AlL ThE sAnD iN tHe WhOlE wOrLd?
Tam: Yep… she is still possessed…
Me: You THINK?!?
Lilly: MmMmmHhHhHhhHhHHh. SaNnnNndDdDdD.
Kyla: *steps away from Lilly* Isabella, keep me far away from her. *puts hood up on hoodie to prevent Lilly from getting sand in her hair*
Fitz: *squints at sign* wHaT is A- *sounds out* Ben-ghi-et?
Kyla: *summons inner Disney fan* WHERE. 
Me: It’s a dessert and now Kyla is obsessing over it coz tiana makes them in The Frog Princess.
Fitz: *confused at the words that came out of my mouth*
Me: iT’s FooD oK?!? 
Fitz: Oh. Cool!
Kyla: *malfunctions inwardly in Disney*
Me: I’m going in and eating beignets. Bye, don’t kill each other. *walks off* 
Kyla: I'm coming. *follows*
Me: Kyla you’re in charge while I go hide in the bathroom listening to music from Rent for the next 20 minutes so I get some of my sanity returned. *runs away with earbuds into bathroom* 
Kyla: Okay! *sits in cafe*
Lilly: *barges in* *goes to counter* I WANT A SAND BEIGNET. *slams 10 bucks on table*
Worker: I’m sorry we don’t have that. *hands regular beignet* 
Lilly: *summons sand* ThAnk yOu! *goes to booth* *pauses when she sees Kyla* *evil smirk* *throws sand at Kyla*
Kyla: *internally screams* *externally goes to counter and orders food for everyone*
Lilly: *eats beignet* *suddenly not obsessively insane about sand anymore* Ooh, beignets! Hey guys! When did we get here?!
Kyla: *comes back with food* OH GOD YOUR NORMAL. I'M STILL MAD ABOUT MY HAIR THO. 
Lilly: uHmMm kYla? There’s sand in your hair. 
Kyla: I- yOu pUt it ThERe!
Lilly: Well then. Sorry about that! 
Kyla: That is a deed that cannot be forgiven. 
Me: *returns being kicked out of bathroom by employee* GoD! Can’t even have 20 minutes to myself! She kicked me out because I was wAStinG sPaCe. Ma’am dO yOu KNow WhO I aM?!? 
Worker: Aren’t you that weird kid who makes that webshow about those hot people?
Me: Aww thank you so much I know, I’m so weird. Also, it’s called Kotlc Reacts, get your facts right. *grabs knife from kitchen out of nowhere* *begins stabbing beignets angrily* 
Kyla: ….i think we need to end the episode before Isabella stabs a human being.
Stina: She’s lost it. 
Me: *stabs table* *stabs chair* *stabs potato* 
Stella: WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE POTATO!?!?
Kyla: Well, bye everyone! See you in Florida! ISABELLA NOT THE CAMERA!!!
Me: *grins* *grabs camera* 
Kyla: ISABELLA GRACELYN STRICKLAND DON’T YOU DARE- 
Me: *stabs camera* 
*camera goes black* 
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Eight =
Kyla: *running around RV* WE’RE GOING TO HARRY POTTER WORLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Yes, we’re going to Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida. *stabs random pillow* 
Maddie: Kyla, relax.
Kyla: *hyperness increases* I CAN’T RELAX. I WOKE UP AT THREE AM, HAD 4 CUPS OF COFFEE, AND LITERALLY CAN’T RELAX BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO FREAKING HARRY POTTER WORLD. IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO RELAX. 
Me: *rubs eyeballs* I don’t think you people understand how much you’re killing me. *stabs fridge* 
Stella: Kyla, you’re scaring everyone in the RV.
Me: I swear to god Kyla- 
Kyla: *happy/excited Kyla noises*
Me: Kyla if you don’t shut up I will stab Keefe. I have a headache causing me to cope only by rubbing my forehead with my fist so hard it keeps turning red because no one thought to bring adult tylenol and only brought child tylenol, and no one even brought midol.
Kyla: That’s oddly specific. And you could've just asked. *hands tylenol and midol*
Me: I asked you yesterday. How do you now magically have it? 
Kyla: McKenzie. She’s a miracle worker.
Me: sHe’s 7- *grabs midol* *runs to kitchen* *swallows midol* Ok time to go slam my face in a pillow and keep kneading my forehead like pizza dough until we arrive. *runs away* 
Kyla: uGhhhhh mcKeNZie StOp AsKinG Me iF you cAN be iN aN ePIsODe. I dOnT nEeD yOu To ilLeGAllY tRaNSfEr mE MeRcH thAt BaD- uh I mean, I GOTTA TAKE THIS CALL. *runs into bedroom* *locks door*
*a few hours later*
Me: Alright, we’re here. 
Kyla: *begins squealing/screaming* wE’rE hERe!!!!!!!!!!
Me: tHe mIDol is WEArINg oFf AND i'M gOinG oN AMuSeMEnT pArk RIdEs?!? I hAtE mY lIfE riGHt nOw.
Maddie: *chucks Midol at Isabella* 
Me: yOu aRe A mIrAclE chILd. 
Maddie: *shrugs* Thank Kyla’s sister.
Me: *squints eyeballs* McKenzie probably goes on the black market. I don’t trust her. 
Kyla: McKenzie once tried to sell Daniel on Ebay. 
Me: MY POINT PROVEN. *throws out hands* 
Kyla: This is the exact reason I haven’t let her visit.
Me: Kyla traumatize me like you did at Disney and I will force you to watch horror movies tonight. 
Kyla: Whatever we do, we do NOT go on the Hollywood RIP Rockit. AND NO- WHY- NO-
Me: TRAUMATIZE ME AND I WILL. 
Kyla: *drags everyone inside* WHEEEEEE.
Lilly: OMG, MINIONS!!!!
Me: eW pEopLE. STAB THE MINIONS
Marella: *screams* WHAT ARE THOSE YELLOW THINGS-
Me: dEmoNS
Marella: *screams* 
Linh: I wanna hug one!!!
Marella: NO YOU’LL GET CURSED MY LOVE-
Wylie and Dex: *confuzzled* ‘mY loVe’?
Me: They’re a ship now. I just decided. Keep up. 
Kyla: *catches glance at Hollywood RIP Rockit* Don’t look up don’t don’t don’t don’t don’t *pants* GET ME AWAY.
Me: OK NOPE WE'RE GETTING AWAY NOW. KYLA RUN WITH ME. *naruto running* 
Kyla: *runs after Isabella* *pauses* HARRY POTTER WORLD. *runs inside* 
Me: aNnNnd shE’s GonE. 
Kyla: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE. *runs into random store* I'M NEVER LEAVING HERE EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Maddie: We lost one….oH wElL!!! *walks away* 
Stella: i'M gOiNg iN. *walks in* KYLA COME HERE-
Kyla, blending in with hundreds of HP nerds: hehehehehe. *puts hood up* *skips farther in*
*20 minutes later*
Stella: I FOUND HER. *calls to Isabella* SHE’S RIGHT THERE. 
Me: *growls* i WiLl sTAb KeEfE. 
Kyla: NO- *comes back*
Me: thEn bEhAvE 
Kyla: You can’t expect me not to go to Harry Potter World. 
Me: I EXPECT you to have someone with you. Preferable someone other than Keefe, Maddie, Lilly, and I, all who have proven we are not trustworthy. 
Maddie: *points to MIB Alien ride* We’re going on that. No questions asked.
Me: *screams* NO *naruto running* 
Maddie: *shrugs* *grabs random people* Come victims.
Tam, Linh, Kyla, Keefe, and Lilly: Uhm what-
*one traumatizing alien shooting ride later*
Maddie: lEtS dO tHat AgAin!
Tam: yEs
Keefe, Kyla, Linh, and Lilly: NO-
Me: *returns* *cowers* aM i SaFe yEt? 
Tam: Since when have any of us been ‘safe’ *scoffs/snorts* 
Kyla: No one is safe. No. One. *shudders*
Stella: Maybe we should split up in groups to make it easier. 
Keefe & Me: *both cling to Kyla* 
Keefe: KyLAAaA
Me: bEsTiEeEeeE
Kyla: I feel loved. Is this what that feels like? 
Stella: *forms group* Tam, Linh, Lilly, Maddie, Marella, Maruca, follow me. *leads to other side of park*
Kyla: hOw iS sHe sO cAlm-
Me: shE’s ScArIly smArT thAt’S hOW. 
Kyla: *turns to Sophie, Fitz, Dex, and Wylie* Guess this is our group. *to Me* Lead the way, child. 
Me: I’ve never been here. *stares blankly* 
Kyla: Then I will!! *skips in front of everyone* Follow me. 
*with Stella*
Lilly: SECRET LIFE OF PETS. *runs to gift shop* THERE'S NO MICE PLUSHIES. *scoffs* tHe AuDaCiTy.
Linh: *comes to group with basket of plushies* LooK At How CuTE tHey ArE!!!!!
Stella: Linh, we have to be reasonable. Kyla’s group had our money source and we have 20 dollars.
Maddie: Actually, I spent it on a Homer Simpson sweatshirt.
Stella: We now have zero dollars. 
Maddie: Don’t blame me, blame this place’s advertisement. 
Linh: DoEs ThAt mEAn nO pLuShIes?
Marella: Unfortunately, no money equals no plushies. 
Linh: *sadly puts plushies back* IlL rEtuRn sOon, mY bElOvEd. 
Marella: *pets Linh’s head* 
*With My group*
Kyla: -and then McKenzie almost shipped me and Daniel to Canada that one summer-
Me: hOw- she’s SEVEN. S E V E N.
Kyla: *shrugs* sHeS tHe mIdDlE cHiLd. AnD a EvIl rEdHeAdeD DEMON. 
Linh: *running from security* iM sORrY! I sAId i’D PaY lATer!!!!
Security: GET HER.
Maddie: Alright, time to ditch this place. *magically grabs flint and steel out of thin air* *starts fire*
Crowds of people: *screaming*
Kyla: Should we-
Me: RUNRUNRUN *pro naruto running* 
Stella’s Group: *running towards exit*
My Group: *begins running* 
Hollywood RIP Rockit: *magically breaks* *begins falling*
Kyla: *screaming* I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET. 
Me: RUNRURNRUNRURNRUNRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN *jumps into RV* *starts driving* AHH I’M ONLY FOURTEEN PLEASE DON’T HURT ME
Piece of Ride: *falls inches away from Kyla’s face*
Kyla: *screams*
Me: *pulls Kyla through window* *dramatic wink* I gotchu gurl.
Kyla: *panting* 
Me: Keefe, take your girlfriend. *chucks Kyla across RV* Maruca, take the wheel *chuck Maruca to front of RV* Btw Kyla I think your sister did something to the midol. Somehow I’m now randomly winking/flirting with people after they almost died and super strong. 
McKenzie: *magically pops up* Oops. I accidentally switched it with Mom’s medicine.
Kyla: MCKENZIE HOW DID YOU GET HERE-
Me: SO THAT’S WHY MY HEAD IS STILL DYING. YOU LITTLE- *resides to throwing McKenzie out of window*
McKenzie: It’s mom’s medicine that makes her giggly and spinny.
Kyla: McKenzie- 
Me: uHmMmm I FeEL LikE i'M goNnA pUkE KylA *wobbles around room* *begins stabbing things again and rolling in blankets* 
Kyla: Well, it looks like she has to stay with us until we get close to my house. McKenzie, we have rules. No selling people on Ebay, no stabbing people, and you listen to me.
Me: *mumbling weirdly* buT i WanT cHiCkEn NUgGIEs AunTy GeRtRuDe….
Kyla: Well, I hope you enjoyed today’s episode! Tomorrows will be full of surprises with Mckenzie- MCKENZIE PUT THE FORK DOWN-
McKenzie: *stabs fork in camera* BUH BYEEEEE INTERNEETTTTT!!
*screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Nine =
Kyla: Isabella, are you SURE you can host the episode?
Me: *mumbles* noT aT aLl, KaTrINA! 
Kyla: Welp, looks like I’m taking over. *turns to camera* Hi peeps! Kyla here. Right now, Isabella is still wonky from the mystery medicine that SOMEONE mixed up with midol. *glares at McKenzie*
McKenzie: *shoving fork in the toaster* What?
Kyla: *runs over* Just nevermind. *grabs fork* *gets electrocuted* *lets go* Well that's not the first time that happened. *fixes frizzy electrocuted hair* Now, in today’s episode, we’ll be going to Pennsylvania, New YoOooRkk, and Maryland.
McKenzie: I want my iPad.
Kyla: ThEn gO GeT it YoU lItTle gReMlIn.
McKenzie: Says the girl who can memorize musical scripts in an hour but can’t do simple math.
Kyla: Hey! Words hurt.
McKenzie: What’s 9 + 7?
Kyla: *brain stops* *starts counting on fingers* 21?
McKenzie: *face palms* This is why Daniel’s the favorite. *grabs iPad* *walks away*
Kyla: *turns to Isabella* nO- *sets Isabella down* You’re not well enough to host. StAy. 
Me: nO- *jumps up* i mUsT pErSuEeEeeEeEeeE *spins in circles* 
Kyla: Whatever you say. *looks up what 9 + 7 is*
McKenzie: Mom’s medicine will probably wear off in 3…2…1…
Me: *jumps up* Hey guys, welcome back to Kotlc Reacts! Today- Wait what's going on? 
McKenzie: Knew it. Well, to give you the rundown, spunky 7 year old me snuck aboard your RV, accidentally gave you our Mother’s special medicine, and you’ve been acting like Willy Wonka on a sugar high for 9 hours.
Me: *turns to McKenzie* *death stare* *tackles McKenzie* *flings onto couch* *storms off* *calls back* YOU BETTER GET ME SOME ACTUAL MIDOL BY THE WAY! 
McKenzie: *opens backpack* *pulls out genuine Midol* *sets in on table* Never been opened.
Kyla: And this dEmon has to stay with us until we get close to my house. *groans*
McKenzie: Also, Mom wants to know why you turned down your scholarship to Mags for some lame web show with a bunch of weird people.
Kyla: *crouches down to McKenzie’s level* Well tell mom that her daughter doesn’t want to go to a school filled with stuck up beaches and would rather be far away from our family living with magical elves than staying with them and going to some prissy little academy. *breathes in* *stands up* So, how close are we to Pencil Town?
Me: No clue. 
Maruca: WE’RE AT THE FIELD!
Everyone: *gets off*
Me: This is the field where the 9/11 plane crashed.
McKenzie: I don’t remember that happening.
Kyla: *face palms* It happened before you were even born, child. 
Lilly: Oh no……..
Sophie: *sighs* What crazy thing that will probably end up with us leaving in a hurry now?
Lilly: My mice got lost in the field….
Linh: *claps hands intensely* EveRyOnE, tImE fOr A mIcE sEarch ParTy!!
Everyone: *begin to search for mice*
McKenzie: *walking* *hears squish* *lifts boot up* I'm gonna be sick- *runs into empty part of field* *throws up*
Lilly: What? What could be so- *looks down* *starts crying* ISABELLAAAAAAAA *is now bawling*
Kyla: What's going- *looks down* *covers mouth* I'm gonna be sick- *runs*
*one disturbing and VERY disgusting scene later*
Maruca: *driving* 
Me: We NEVER speak of that again.
Lilly: *in corner cuddling mice* *crying* *intensely stares at McKenzie* *growls*
McKenzie: *on iPad playing Roblox* *7 year old vibes*
Kyla: *gives Lilly stack of money* When we get to a mall, I’ll buy you a new mouse. *pats Lilly’s head* *glares at McKenzie*
McKenzie: What?
Lilly: DON’T ACT LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
McKenzie: iM sOrRy!! 
Me: If you didn’t realize by now, MCKENZIE OVER HERE, sTePpEd on one of Lilly’s mice and kIllLeD iT! *gagging* 
Kyla: And I am apologizing like a million times while McKeNzIe hacks Roblox for rObux. *glares* yOu HaD oNe JoB: not KiLl Any livIng CrEAtuReS, nOt to SeLl AnyOne, NoT to Stab anYOnE, aND tO lIstEn To me. *annoyed/angry vibes* *to everyone* I'll be right back. *goes to room* *slams/locks door* *lots of yelling and angry talking into phone*
McKenzie: *whispers* Technically that's 4 jobs.
Lilly: *glares* *prepares kitchen knives for some sPeCIaL mCKEnZIe MeaT for dinner* 
Kyla: *comes out of room angrily* no one talk to me right now. *throws phone on ground*
Maddie: *blinks* wHy? 
Kyla: *death stares Maddie* I have my scissors and I would LOVE to use them on a human being today. Besides you do NOT want to know.
Lilly: aND I hAvE tHe KItChEn KNiVeS *giggles* 
Maddie: AnD I hAVe FirE
Me: AND I HAVE THE POWER TO KICK YOU ALL OFF THIS SHOW ANY MOMENT. DON’T MAKE ME START CENSORING THINGS. 
McKenzie: AwW mAn, mY rObLoX aCcOuNt goT hAcKeDDdDd. *whines* i HaD 7000 rObUx On iTtttttt
Dex: *goes red* *runs away* 
Me: dEx-
Dex: *screams* I DID NOTHING!
Me: dEx- 
Dex: I DIDN’T HACK ANYTHING TOTALLY DIDN’T 
Me: dEx-
Dex: I SWEAR I DON’T HAVE A BUNCH OF ROBUX NOW BECAUSE MCKENZIE WAS BEING ANNOYING AND I WANTED TO SHUT HER UP
Me: DEX.
Dex: yEs? 
Me: *angel face* tHaNk YoU 
Dex: wH-
Kyla: When are we getting to New York?
Me: *happy demon grin* tHaNk yOU fOR TEaChiNG tHE EviL DemOn cHIlD a LeSsoN. *whips around to face Kyla* *wheezes* tHe moRe yOU tAlK tHe moRe YoU wIlL WaiT. 
McKenzie: If you try to sell me to some man in a suit I'm telling mom.
Kyla: I honestly don’t care what that woman says anymore. *flips hair* I wIll SeLl YoU If i HavE tO. 
Me: Dex, please book me a vacation. I’m gonna need a month-long break from you people once this road trip is over. And then probably three more months of regaining my mental sanity before I can begin season 2. 
McKenzie: And you wonder why mom thinks your friends are weird, Kyla. *drinks Capri Sun*
Me: *quietly reaches for kitchen knife* Stella, hold me back. 
Kyla: nO i nEeD hEr AliVe. *mutters* unForTuNaTLY.
Maruca: We’re here… 
Me: *screams* AHH FRESH AIR. EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE RV I NEED TO BREATHE SOMETHING OTHER THAN KEEFE’S IMMENSE AMOUNTS OF HAIRSPRAY.
Kyla: *intense happiness overload* I finally did it. I made it. *starts crying* I'm So HaPpY riGhT nOw.
Me: You do realize I see this place like every 3 months. It’s not that exciting. 
Kyla: ShUt Up AnD LeT mE HaVe tHiS. 
Weird Agent Lady: Look, we need Margret here for the final scene and- *spots Kyla* I found Margret. *yells to Kyla*  MARGRET.
Kyla: *whips around* WuT.
Me: *grabs Kyla’s arm* KyLa ReMEMBer We DoNT tAlk tO sTRanGErs. 
Weird Agent Lady: MARGRET, *snaps fingers angrily*
Kyla: *slowly walks towards agent* 
Me: HER NAME IS KYLA SIMON sToP bEinG RuDE.
Kyla: I'm Margret now, sorry! *follows agent* Let's go, strange lady.
Me: BUT YOU’RE NOT- *chases lady* Hey, lady! WAIT UP~
*backstage*
Weird Agent Lady: Charles, do her makeup. She has 10 minutes until she’s on stage.
Me: EXCUSE ME. LADY. This girl is like 14 years old, and named Kyla Simon. NOT Margret.
Kyla: *comes out dressed like Evan Hansen* *spins in circles and giggles* ThIs Is thE bEst Day eVErrRrRr. AAANNND I’m turning 15 in October. *scoffs* *flips hair* *happiness overload* Alrighty Charles, do your thing. 
Charles: *does his thing* She is ready.
Me: i- *broadway fangirling* OH MY GOD. OHMIGOD. OH. MY. FREAKING. GOD. 
Weird Agent Lady: Alright Margret, just like you rehearsed. Ready?
Kyla: *nods in memorized the DEH script just for this moment* i'M ReAdY to ✨sHiNe✨
Weird Agent Lady: Alright, now go! *pushes Kyla on stage*
Kyla: *inwardly fangirling* *is a pro and does the lines*
Ensemble: aLl We See iS sKy fOr FoRevERrRrr. 
Kyla: aLl I SeE is sky FoR FOrEveRrRr.
Crowd: *cheers and throws roses*
Kyla: *grabs roses* THANK YOUUUUU. *intense happy giggles*
Security: We have Margret- who is that? *points on stage to Kyla*
Weird Agent Lady: Margret….wait a minute. *yells to Kyla* HEY. GET OVER HERE. 
Kyla: Shoot. *grabs more roses* THANK YOU EVERYONE. *runs out emergency exit*
Me: *intense fangirling* OH MY GOD. OH *wheezes*. MY *wheezes*. GOD *wheezes*. 
Kyla: McKenzie, your sister was on Broadway. *flips hair*
Stella: What? wHat aRe tHOsE RoSeS? wHAt dO You MEan? wHErE’s IsabEllA? 
Kyla: Long story. Short answer: pEoPle LovE mE. *sniffs roses* *intense happiness overload* And she’s over there wheezing. *sniffs roses more*
Me: *intense fangirl wheezing* soMEonE fEtCh mE mY InHaLEr i'M aBoUT tO DiE oF fanGiRlNeSs *wheezing* 
McKenzie: Why is an agent and like 50 security guards coming towards us-
Kyla: *obliviousness* *giggling and smelling roses for 50th time* iMMMm fAMousSsSsss. 
Me: *dramatically falling to the cement wheezing* *is trampled by security people* *hisses dramatically* sAVE yOuRSeLVeSsSs…
Kyla: *turns to guards* GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY ROSES- *hisses* *runs to RV* LETS GO PEOPLE. THESE STRANGERS ARE NOT TOUHING MY ROSES. 
Tam: *creepy shadow evil stuff* *demon smiling* *emo Tam-ness* gEt aWaY *hisses at security people* 
Me: *crawls up stairs of RV* *wheezes* 
Security People: *run away*
Kyla: ArE YOu prOUd Of Me IsaBelLa?
Me: *wheezing* i- *pants* i- *pants* OH MY GOD MY BEST FRIEND WAS ON BROADWAY *crawl into RV*
Kyla: *intense happy giggles* 
Maruca: *speeds away* 
Me: *wheezing still* 
Kyla: pEoplE lOve me. *happily puts roses in vase.
McKenzie: *mutters* FoR OnCe In YoUr LifE. 
Me: *stops wheezing* *grabs McKenzie* That’s it. 
McKenzie: WhAt- 
Me: *menacing face* *giggles* *locks McKenzie in closet* *returns to wheezing in shock* 
McKenzie: KYLA HELP ME-
Kyla: *oblivious cinnamon roll vibes* *fluffs roses* *happiness overload*
Marella: *stares at malfunctioning Isabella* *nudges Dex* Dex, you’re a Technopath. Fix her. 
Kyla: *turns to Isabella* I got this. *thrusts Rent DVD at Isabella* 
Me: *pops up* *screams* ALEXA PLAY SONGS FROM RENT. *sings* TODAY FOR YOU TOMORROW FOR ME. TODAYYY FOR YOU, TOMORROW FOR ME. 
Kyla: See, I know how to fix her. *sniffs roses* *happy Kyla noises*
Me: *runs off to room* SHE SAID “DARLING BE A DEAR, I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A YEAR. I NEED YOUR HELP TO MAKE MY NEIGHBOR’S YAPPY DOG DISAPPEAR!” 
*Later*
Kyla: iM nEver TakIng thiS oFfffFfFfFfFf. *happiness noises intestify* *spins in circles* 
Me: We’re at the Maryland aquarium place and and I have finally recovered from my intense fangirling so let’s move it and wrap this episode up people. 
Kyla: *skips off RV* 
Jerry: I can take who’s next- oh no. No no no no no no no.
Kyla: jErRy?! 
Me: OH MY GOD IT'S JERRY. BESTIE JERYYYYY!!!!
Kyla: BESTIE  JERRY GUESS WHAT!?!??!?!  I'M FAMOUS NOW. *flips hair*
Jerry: Someone please save me. Look, just go in and don’t talk to me ever again. Please. 
Me: BUT BESTIE JERRY-
Jerry: N. O. W.
Kyla: WeLl, if you InsIsT. *skips inside* bYe BeSTie JeRrY!!! 
Biana & Linh in unison: *gasps* OH MY GOD IT'S ANOTHER FISH MALL. 
Tam: IT'S NOT A FISH MALL.
Kyla: Shhh shh shh, let them have this. 
Tam: BUT IT'S NOT A FISH MALL!
Kyla: I know, I know. Just let them be happy. Welp, I’m going to wander off now, forgetting everything that happened last time we were at an aquarium!!
McKenzie: *magically appears* KYLA WAIT FOR MEEEEEE-
Kyla: NO. 
Mrs. Simon: *barges in* MCKENZIE CHRISTINE SIMON!! THERE YOU ARE!!
McKenzie: Crap.
Mrs. Simon: *runs up to McKenzie* I don’t know HOW you even GOT HERE- *turns to see Kyla* *sighs* I should have known.
Kyla: *through gritted teeth* Nice to see you too, mother. Now, get this gremlin away. Far. Far. Away.
Mrs. Simon: *glares at Kyla* *mutters* Could have been at Mags. *cough cough* McKenzie. Car. Now. *snaps fingers* *to Kyla* In my opinion, you should have picked private school. Not being with your weird friends and some weird people who say they’re eLvEs. 
Me: *whacks Mrs. Simon* You’re a really bad mom, you know? *smiles evilly* 
Mrs. Simon: *glares at Isabella* 
Me: Also all your horrible-ness is literally being filmed right now, so if you ever decide to check out our show, maybe you’ll realize how much you suck. EhehehE
Kyla: Also, before you leave, you know how i said I would never be on broadway? *flips hair* I just got back from being on DEH. *flips hair* so HA. 
Me: *coughs* Accidentally… 
Mrs. Simon: See? It wasn’t even on purpose. *turns to McKenzie* Car. Now. You’re grounded. No iPad or TV or A N Y T H I N G.
Me: Ok annnd you’re done. 
Sophie: *kewl Inflictor powers on evil mother* eHEhEhehE 
Me: *repeatedly whacks Mrs. Simon* 
People: *stare* 
Me: *giggles* *smiles sweetly* You might wanna leave before more people get this on camera. 
Mrs. Simon: *takes McKenzie* *glares at Kyla* *yells at McKenzie* *leaves*
Me: Love you too! *blows kiss* Mwah! *turns to Kyla* *demon glaring* THAT LITTLE BI- 
Stella: CENSORED, ISABELLA!
Kyla: Imagine having to deal with her for your whole life.
Me: Oh I wouldn’t deal with her. I’d yell at her all the time and get my elf friends to keep beating her up. 
Kyla: The whole reason she’s mad at me is because I chose to be on KOTLC Reacts instead of going to private school like sHe DiD. *scoffs* 
Me: YEA COZ SHE’S A BI-
Stella: ISABELLA!
Me: WHAT?!?! IT’S THE TRUTH!
Kyla: Well, let's forget about the treacherous woman I call my mother and forget everything we learned in Georgia!!
Me: Meet back at the RV in 20 minutes. I’m already tired of being around people. 
Kyla: *skips off* *goes to random exhibit* *forgets everything from Georgia* *stops to stare at the tUrTlEs coz tUrTlEs*
Creepy Dood: *subtly stands next to Kyla* *stares at turtles*
Kyla: *turns to Creepy Dood* Hi. *stares back at turtles*
Creepy Dood: *creepy dood-ness aura* hElLO tHeRe. 
*moment of silence*
Kyla: You seem like a nice man and not at all a creepy stranger. 
Creepy Dood: yEaH EXaCTlYyyY *more creepy dood aura-ness* 
Kyla: Well, it was nice meeting you stranger! *skips off* 
Creepy Dood: wAiT *runs to Kyla* *grabs arm* *koff koff* wOulD yOu likE tO gO OutSidE wiTh Me AnD tAkE a WaLk? tHeREs A niCe Park By ThE aQuaRium.
Kyla: Sure! That doesn’t sound like it could get me in danger at all! *gestures* Lead the way!
Me: *pauses episode* Life lesson, people. Don’t repeat anything Kyla ever does. Eheh *resumes filming* 
Creepy Dood: *creepy dood smile* *leads* 
Kyla: *skips behind him* We might have to take another route so my friends don’t know. It won’t take long, right? I don’t want them to notice I’m gone and cause something that will have us leaving in a hurry again. 
Creepy Dood: *creepy dood smile* oF cOuRsE. WhAtS yOuR namE, By The Way?
Kyla: Kyla Simon. What about you? *oblivious cinnamon roll vibe-ness*
Creepy Dood: cArL.
Kyla: *cinnamon roll vibes* Nice to meet you! *follows Carl* Oh, there’s my friends. *points to group of people* Welp, lets go! *skips towards exit*
Creepy Dood Carl: *stares at group* *squints* 
Stina: *notices* Why is Kyla with a strange man who looks oddly suspicious?
Marella: *squinty eyeballs* hMmM… 
Kyla: *waves* Well Carl, lets go on that walk you’re so eager to go on. *waves at group one last time* 
Stina: *turns to Me* Kyla just walked off with a suspicious dood. Should we go follow her or-
Me: Yeah, can you go without me? I’m busy trying to stop Lilly and Sophie from having a fight in the middle of an aquarium. 
Stina: Sure. Marella, come with me so you can threaten the man with fire. *walks towards exit*
Marella: *suspicously-squinty-eyeballs Creepy Dood* 
Creepy Dood Carl: *drags Kyla outside*
Stina: Yeeep lets go. *runs outside* SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH KYLA?!
Marella: DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! 
Creepy Dood Carl: *grabs Kyla’s arm* uhmMmmMmm…..weLllLll-
Kyla: I think he’s trying to surprise adopt me- 
Marella: *sighs* No duh, Kyla. 
Kyla: Carl, you’re cutting off my blood circulation
Stina: *grabs her throwing stars out of pocket* 
Marella: You carry those around? 
Stina: You don’t?
Marella: I have hands of fire Stina. F I R E. 
Creepy Dood Carl: Kyla let’s go.
Kyla: Sir I have like 14 people with magical abilities who can and will make you disappear. Please let go and you will not get harmed. 
Marella: Already on it. *begins to set Creepy Dood Carl on fire* 
Creep Dood Carl: *screams* *lets go of Kyla*
Stina: *grabs Kyla* Kyla, take Marella away before she loses control. *turns to Creepy dood with throwing stars* 
Kyla: Okay! Marella, lets go before you end up burning down the aquarium and having us on another Banned List. *grabs Marella’s arm* *takes Marella inside*
Stina: *walks over* *brushes red goop off hands* 
Me: Did you just-
Stina: Yes. *walks off to RV* 
Kyla: Marella, calm. Caaalmmmm. 
Marella: *fire frenziness* RAHHHHH BURN THE TINY HUMANS
Kyla: Aaaaand the building is on fire.
Everyone: *sreaming and running*
Me: RUN. *drags everyone to RV*
Everyone: *runs to RV*
Linh: *soothing Marella in a separate room* 
Kyla: Soooooo how many times have I almost been surprised adopted? Like….3 now? I lost count. *shrugs*
Everyone else: *staring awkwardly at Stina’s red hands* Did she-
Stina: Y E S. 
Kyla: Carl now needs hospital treatment. 
Stina: *demonic glare* CaRl iS nO lOngEr ArOund KyLa. WE ESTABLISHED THIS. 
Me: Moral of the episode. Don’t be like Kyla and get surprised adopted.
Kyla: Other moral of the episode: for some reason, people like me and want to sell me on the black market. 
Keefe: We need to get her a tracker-
Marella: *bursts out of room*
Linh: MARELLA NO- 
Marella: *sets camera on fire* 
Maddie: I like this version of Marella better. 
Me: NO. 
*camera screen goes black*
= KOTLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Ten =
Me: Hello guys and welcome back to KOTLC Reacts! It’s part 10 of this road trip, and with the plans I’ve laid out, you should expect about 10 more episodes. Also that means it’ll probably be at least 3-4 weeks before season 1 is over, about a month of planning for season 2, and then the release of season 2. When we get to Road Trip - Part 20, the final part, I’ll add in at the end a release date for each of the episodes, hopefully we’ll get one in at least every week. Anyway, today we’re going to New Hampshire and Vermont!
Kyla: Isabella, what is this? *holds up silver disc* I found it in my pocket and I have no clue what it is. 
Keefe and Me in unison: It’s a tracker. 
Me: DO NOT LOSE IT. 
Kyla: *stares at it* I thought it was a tiny plate for squirrels and ladybugs. 
Me: I- oKaY thEn. 
Kyla: Also, there’s a ladybug in your hair. 
Me: *flicks ladybug out of hair* 
Keefe: *catches ladybug* KYLA WE HAVE ANOTHER CHILD. *begins singing ‘Circle of Life’* HER NAME IS JOANNE
Me: KEEFE THAT’S A GRANDMA NAME
Kyla: It's also the name of a store. *smiles* 
Me: MY POINT PROVEN 
Maddie: NAME IT FLAME AND MOVE ON. 
Kyla: WE ARE NOT NAMING OUR DAUGHTER FLAME. 
Marella: fLamE *almost sets armchair on fire* 
Linh: nO- eLlA-
Sophie: I thought you said no one would ever call you nicknames-? 
Marella: No one EXCEPT Linh. My lUrV
Me: We are here at the bEloVEd Lake Winnipesaukee! My great aunt and uncle have a lake house so they’re letting me use it for the webshow today. They said we can try the jet skis and kayaks, BUT IF YOU STEAL THE BOAT I WILL PERSONALLY GET MARELLA TO SET YOU ON FIRE.
Kyla: What would we do with a boat? 
Me: Knowing you, probably crash it into the neighbors house and blame it on their cat before they call the police. 
Kyla: THAT WAS ONE TIME OKAY-
Me: NO-
Stella: You broke someone’s boat and blamed it on their cat?
Kyla: When I’m panicked, I say random things, okAy?!  
Lilly: kYlA- yOu coNfuSe mE. 
Kyla: i KnOw. 
Me: Ok we’re here. DO NOT ENTER THE HOUSE. You’re only allowed to use the OUTSIDE stuff. *runs off and grabs paddle board* GOODBYE *is now in a swimsuit* *runs off into the distant lake* 
Everyones: *runs out of RV* 
Kyla: *gasps* Ladybug!  What are you doing?
Ladybug: *flies away over water* 
Kyla: LADYBUG- *starts crying* LaDyBuG Is gonE. 
Maddie: You’re crying over a flipping lAdYbUg?
Kyla: ShUt uP. *sobs*
Keefe: *sobs* OUR CHILD. OH POOR FLAME JOANNE SIMON-SENCEN *sobs* *rolls in pity in the sand* 
Flame Joanne: *flies back with swarm of ladybugs* *
Keefe: FLAME JOANNE HAS RETURNED! AND WITH HER SISTERS AND BROTHERS. 
Flame Joanne: *tiny voice* aTtaCkkkk!!!!!
Ladybugs: *nod* tHiS iS wARrrRrr!!
Keefe: WHAT NO. WE DO NOT ATTACK OUR PARENTS, CHILDREN! 
Kyla: WHY DO YOU HATE US, CHILDREN?!?! WHYYYYY?!!? 
Flame Joanne: Sisters, brothers. Leave them here to wallow in shame as we fly over the horizon. *fly away*
Keefe: BUT WHY FLAME JOANNE?!?! WHYYYY?!?!?! 
Ladybugs: *get splashed with Jet Ski water* *plummets into water*
Stina: EhEhEhEh. *scoops up ladybugs into clear bucket with a net* Keefe, Kyla, you really need to discipline these kids if you’re gonna keep them. 
Kyla: *sobbing*  wHy Do thE lADyBuGS hAtE mE? wHaT dID i do tO tHeM?
Stina: *sprays Kyla with water* PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. YOU ARE THE ONE IN CHARGE KYLA. MAKE. THEM. EXPLAIN. 
Dex: *whispers* Since when did Stina care about other people? 
Me: SINCE ALWAYS, MONEY-MAN! *attempts to whack Dex with paddle-board ore and fails* 
Kyla: *hides away in shade from people so she doesn’t end up breaking thingz* *curls up into ball*
Keefe: *manly father-ness* FLAME JOANNE & CO. EXPLAIN WHY YOU ACTED BADLY RIGHT NOW AND STOP MAKING YOUR MOTHER WALLOW IN SORROW OR I WILL LET IRIDIANA EAT YOU. *angry keefe-boi noises* 
Kyla: *casually wallows in sorrow* 
Keefe: FLAME JOANNE. ANSWER ME. *growls* NOW.
Flame Joanne: nO. 
Keefe: ok I guess I’ll go get Iridiana- *starts to walk towards RV* 
Flame Joanne: *plays dead in water* Sisters and brothers, join me.
Ladybugs: *play dead in water*
Kyla: *from shade* You’re not convincing anyone. *curls into tighter ball*
Keefe: *returns with Iridiana* You have one more chance. TEN. NINE. EIGHT. SEVEN. SIX. FIVE-
Flame Joanne: i WanT To be FrEe fRom thE mOnstErs CallEd HuMAns. thAt IS mY eXplanAtIon. 
Keefe: And how are we monsters? I  FREAKING SANG TO YOU, FLAME JOANNE! 
Flame Joanne: THEY HURT OUR KIND SO WE SHALL REBELLLLLL. 
Ladybugs: REBELLLLLL.
Stella: Okay but WE don’t. 
Everyone: *nods in unison* 
Flame Joanne and Co: *scoffs* *fly away into horizon*
Kyla: *scoffs* and to think I thought that girl was my daughter. 
Random Frog: *casually eats Flame Joanne & Co* eHeH 
Keefe: MR FROG SIR WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE OUR CHILD 
Frog: sHorE
Keefe: IT’S THE CIRCLE OF LIFFFFFFEEEEEEE. WE SHALL NAME HIM FREDERICK.
Me: THAT'S A GRANDPA NAME
Keefe: HE’S AN OLD SOUL.
Frog: *quietly rapping Broadway music* 
Me: *blinks* Yea he’s not an ‘old soul’.
Kyla: Frederick has good taste.
Frederick: *rapping to Rent soundtrack* 
Me: WE’RE KEEPING HIM.
Kyla: Why is Tam coming closer to us on his jet ski-
Tam: hAHAHAHAHAAH *splashes water all over Keefe’s hair*
Keefe: *screams* *begins sobbing and rolling in the sand and cuddling Frederick* 
Kyla: YOU SON OF A BISCUIT! *grabs other jet ski* CHILDREN. HELP YOUR MOTHER ATTACK
Me: *releases the children* 
The Simon-Sencen Children: WE SHALL AVENGE FATHER’S HAIR! RAHHHHHH! ATTACKKKKK! 
Me: *repeatedly whacks Tam with ore* 
Kyla:  *starts up jet ski* *splashes Tam* hehehhehe.
Lilly: *gets on jet ski* *splashes Tam* HEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Dex: *counting money* *money gets splashed* *rage fills our little cinnamon roll* *runs into water and tackles Marella* 
Marella: FIREEEEEEEE- oh wait the water-
Kyla: *looking other way* *crashes jet ski into tree* Annnd that's a lot of blood. 
Keefe: MY KYLA! 
Iridiana: I SHALL AVENGE YOU, MOTHER, FATHER *chases Maruca* 
Maruca: I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!
Kyla: *gets off jet ski* *covers forehead gash with hands* Ahhh god that’s painful. *sits down* *wallows in pain* *sharp forehead and ankle pain*
Shelby: *sings so angelically loud that it pierces people’s eardrums*
Lilly: I will go get help! *runs away* *screams* HELP IS ON THE WAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Sebastian: *looking around in terror* 
Me: *collides with Stina’s jet ski* *flips in the air coz it’s cool* *slams on jet ski* *screaming* 
Stina: OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING- 
Me & Kyla: *writhing in unison*
Stina: *crashes into sand* 
Me: *is flung into the sand next to Kyla*
Me & Kyla: *continue to writhe in pain together* *pant* 
Kyla: I think I hurt my ankle. And lost a lot of blood. *covers gash*
Stella: *standing plainly in the middle of all this chaos* What just happened- 
Me: *wheezes* kYla cAn yOu bReaThE bEcAusE I cAn’T-
Kyla: I can breathe but I can’t walk. 
Me: WE’Re *pants* the injured besties *pants* EhehHE 
Kyla: Yeeeep. *wave of pain* oWwWwW oh my god that is so painful. 
Lilly: *runs back wheezing* I- I- couldn’t find- help… *wheezes* *passes out onto sand*
Me: Ooh look we’re making the sand red Kyla! *giggles deliriously* *wheezes*
Kyla: *wave of pain* NOT HELPING. 
Me: *wheezes and giggles* 
Kyla: Oh my god this is one of the worst pains in my entire life. *realizes* Wait, how am I supposed to walk? Or function. *another wave of pain* OWWW MY GOD. *crying a bit*
Lilly: *wakes up* WhAt Is HaPpEnInG!?!?! Is the world ending!?!?!? I don’t want to die! *sobs*
Stella: *stares at the three malfunctioning teenagers* So Ima just go call the ambulance…
Kyla: *turning the sand red* *clenches ankle* *cries a bit* 
Lilly: *shakes uncontrollably* I don’t want to dieeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Me: *wheezing from having the wind knocked out of her/shortage of air* *giggling* *helping Kyla paint the sand red with slice on her leg*
Kyla: *casually sobbing from pain*
All three: *just casually writhing in pain on a beach at people water-fight and sob about wet hair* 
Ambulance: BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO
Paramedics: *run to the sand* *stare* *look at Stella - the only one thinking rationally* 
Kyla: *through sobs* ArE YoU hErE tO saVe Us FrOm ThiS nIghTmarE Of PaIn? *clenches ankle* *sobs* *stains sand red*
Lilly: Is the world going to end???? *shakes like crazy*
Me: *wheezes* kYla *wheezes* fIx My EyEbAlls TheY kEeP tRyiNG To *wheezes some more* rOll inTo The BAcK of My HEaD *wheezes* oOh lOok i’m hElpING *wheezes* painT tHE SanD ReD
Paramedics: Yeeeep you guys are going to the ER. *loads all three into different ambulances* Is anyone else accompanying them? Last call before we leave.
Stella: Why are my friends like this? *sighs* I will. *turns to Maruca* Make sure to get them into the RV and I’ll text the address. 
*with Lilly* 
Paramedic: Okay ma’am, tell me what happened. 
Lilly: *shakes* So I don’t exactly don’t know what happened but my friend kinda started a war because Tam splashed Keefe with water from a jet ski and then Kyla and I got on jet skis and splashed him back. THEN Kyla crashed into a tree and I don’t exactly know what happened with Isabella. And so I decided to run and go get help which did not go well and when I came back I was wheezing and passed out. Then when I woke up I was shaking and I still am and then I keep thinking the world is going to end. *shakes more*
Paramedic: *blinks*
*With Kyla*
Paramedic: Ma’am please try and calm down and explain what happened-
Kyla: *sobbing* I don't knowww. One minute, I’m fine and the next I have a gash on my forehead and probably broke my ankle.  *continues sobbing and wallowing in pain*
Paramedic: Ma’am-
Kyla: ARE YOU GONNA KEEP QUESTIONING ME OR FIX ME *sobs all the way to the ER* 
*With Me*
Me: *wheezes intensely* Ok so my best friend was trying to save her ladybug children but then they got eaten and then *wheezes some more* they got a son named Frederick and then *wheezes* people kept beating each other up *wheezes* and then I was flung onto a jet ski *wheezes* and now I can’t breathe which is just GREAT *giggle-wheezes* and then Kyla and I painted my great uncle’s sand red with blood! *wheezes* I think I need a better air pipe *giggle-wheezes* 
Paramedic: *blinks*
*in the ER*
Stella: *texts everyone hospital address* *goes up to doctor* How are they?
Doctor: Well your friend Ms. Simon has a broken ankle and a severe gash on her forehead, Ms. Strickland got the wind severely knocked out of her, and Ms. Ratzenburger is delusional. Ms. Ratzenburger needs lots of sleep/rest, and the other two require some stitches, and Ms. Simon will need a cast. Are you sure a child like yourself can pay for all of that? 
Stella: Don’t worry, we have it covered, sir. 
Everyone: *gets here*
Keefe: WHERE IS KYLA. 
Doctor: Sir please calm down-
Keefe: WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND *prepares throwing stars* 
Stina: *grabs Keefe* The more problematic you are, the more you’re going to have to wait to see Kyla. *turns to Stella* Stell, Ima take him back to the RV for now. Text me when he can go visit Kyla, Lilly, and Isabella. *drags Keefe away* 
Stella: Got it. 
*With Lilly*
Lilly: *Presses call button* So is the world going to end???
Nurse Sandra: *sighs* No Lilly, the world is not going to end. Now can you please stop pressing your call button and let me assist other patients?
Lilly: BUT IS IT GOING TO END?!?!
Nurse: nO liLlY. nO. Now, here is your glass of water. *sets water down* ReLAx. Try to sleep a bit. 
Lilly: *shakes* I FEEL THE WORLD ENDINGGGGGGGGGG *screams* LET ME SEE MY FRIENDS BEFORE IT ENDS PLEASE *screams* 
Nurse Sandra: *talks into walkie talkie* Mary, Ima need back up. We have a delirious patient in room 204 who requires extra treatment.
Lilly: *throws tantrum* I DON’T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BRING MY FRIENDS NOW.
Nurse Sandra: LILLY-
*with Kyla*
Kyla: *groggily wakes up* Wha- *notices elevated foot with cast* Wait what happened- *tries to recollect memories* Ohhhh right. I crashed a jet ski. *presses call button*
Nurse Molly: *comes in* Yes Ms. Kyla?
Kyla: When can my friends and boyfriend come and see me? It's depressing in this room and it’s ruining my vibe.
Nurse Molly: In a few hours after your stitches.
Kyla: And I see you fufilled my request.
Nurse Molly: Yes, we made your cast purple. Is that all you wanted to ask?
Kyla: Yeah, basically. Thank youuuu. 
Nurse Molly: Call me when you need something. *leaves* 
*With Me*
Me: *presses call button* For the 63rd time, Miss, I NEED TO FILM NOW I - *cough-wheezes* -AM PERFECTLY FINE- *cough-wheezes* - AND I HAVE- *cough-wheezes* - A FREAKING JOB! *cough-wheezes* NOW GET ME OUT *cough-wheezes* OF THIS BED! *more cough-wheezing* *repeatedly slams call button* 
Nurse Janice: *rushes in* Ma’am for the last time, you need stitches and a lot of rest. Now PLEASE wait until the doctor is ready for the procedure. PLEASE. 
Me: NO *coughs casually* ALSO HOW DARE YOU NOT *cough-wheezes* PUT MY BESTIES AND I IN A ROOM *cough-wheezes* TOGETHER?!? THE AUDACITY! *cough-wheezes* AND ON DIFFERENT FLOORS TOO! *cough-wheezes* *slams call button more* 
Nurse Janice: *talks into walkie talkie* Alaya, call backup. We need Doctor Sherman and a lot of anesthetic.
Me: GORL DON’T GO CALLING SOME DOCTOR SHERMAN DOOD *cough-wheezes* I AM PERFECTLY FINE *cough-wheezes* JUST BRING ME MY FRIENDS *cough-wheezes* AND LET ME LEAVE TO GO FILM!!! *cough-wheezes* 
Nurse Emily: *comes in with anesthetics disguised as water* Ma’am we will let you see your friends if you drink this water. I promise. 
Me: WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU *cough-wheezes* YOU COULD BE TRYING TO SURPRISE ADOPT ME *cough-wheezes* IT HAPPENED TO KYLA T H R E E TIMES *cough-wheezes* 
Nurse Emily: Ma’am we’re a hospital. We’re here to help. Now drink the water and we will bring Ms. Kyla and Ms. Lilly down to see you. 
Me: LIAR *coughs* BRING ME A KANIFF SO I CAN SLAY THIS DEMON!
Nurse Emily: *forces water down Isabella’s throat* *forces her to swallow*
Me: *coughs* GORL WHAT ARE YOU DOING- 
Nurse Emily: *whispers to Nurse Janice*
Me: *sputters* *cough-wheezes* *slaps call button some more* *falls asleep* 
Nurse Emily: I'll get Doctor Sherman to stitch her up. You get Doctor Mongolez to stitch up Kyla.
Nurse Janice: On it.
*later*
Stella: Can my friends go see them yet?
Doctor: *gets off of call* I just got permission. Yes, they can have visitors.
Stella: *texts everyone* *sighs* In 3…2…1…
Everyone: *bursts in* *loud chatter eruption*
Doctor: Everyone calm down. Now, Ms. Ratzenburger is in room 204, Ms. Simon is in room 308, and Ms. Strickland is in room 401. 
Keefe: *run towards elevators* I'M COMING KYLA. 
*With Lilly*
Everyone: Hi Lilly!
Lilly: Hii!!! Thank god I get to see you guys before we all die!
Stella: We are not going to die…
Lilly: YES WE AREEEEEEEEES WE AREEEEEEEE
Everyone: Oh god she’s delirious. 
Lilly: I AM NOT! *presses call button*
Nurse Sandra: What Lilly…
Lilly: Everyone says I am delirious… 
Nurse Sandra: You ARE delirious. 
Lilly: NO I AM NOT!!! *summons sand* * throws sand a everyone* *throws tantrum*
Nurse Sandra: *into a walkie talkie* I need backup in room 204 STAT.
*With Kyla*
Kyla: *is staring at ceiling* *hears something* *sits up a bit* *squinty eyes* Who is that running down the hall-
Keefe: *bursts into room *tackles Kyla* KYLA MY LOVE WE WERE SEPERATED FOR A WHOLE D A Y!!!
Kyla:*hugs Keefe tightly* I missed you too. 
*with Me*
Everybody: Hi Isabella-
Me: *raging* I HATE THIS PLACE *cough-wheezes* I MEAN FIRST, THEY SEPARATE ME FROM MY BEST FRIENDS *cough-wheezes* THEN THEY WON’T LET ME CONTINUE FILMING! *cough-wheezes* THEN THEY WON’T LET ME LEAVE THIS SAD LITTLE HOLE *cough-wheezes* AND THEN THIS RANDOM LADY FORCE-FEEDS WATER THAT MAKES ME GO NIGHT-NIGHT *cough wheezes* AND PUTS THREAD IN MY FREAKING L E G *cough wheezes* AND THEY STILL WONT LET ME GO VISIT MY FRIENDS BECAUSE *mocking voice* “dElUsIonAL” *cough-wheezes*
Nurse Janice: Ma’am you’re being let out tomorrow morning-
Me: I WILL BE LET OUT NOW TO SEE KYLA SIMON OR PEOPLE WILL BE HURT
Nurse Janice: How about this: once you are calm I will bring you down to see Ms. Kyla.
Me: HOW ABOUT THIS- YOU TAKE ME TO KYLA AND NO ONE GETS H U R T 
Stella: Isabella, if you don’t calm down they're gonna give you more night-night water. 
Me: THEY WILL NOT BECAUSE I WILL SMASH ALL THE GLASSES OF NIGHT-NIGHT WATER AND RUN AWAY INTO THE SUNSET WITH KYLA AND HER CHILDREN
Nurse Janice: Will you be calm if I let you see Ms. Kyla?
Me: NO- THIS PLACE IS HORRID AND UNJUST 
Nurse Janice: How about I see if I can get you a wheelchair so you can go down to floor 3 and see Ms. Kyla.
Me: *scoffs* I DON’T NEED A WHEELCHAIR, PEASANT! *coughs*
Nurse Janice: Ma’am, your leg LITERALLY just got stitched 4 hours ago. 
Me: AND!?!?!? 
Stella: *stands up* *very quietly whispers to Nurse Janice* Do you have anything that’ll make her calm down so she can visit my friends peacefully?
Nurse Janice: *nods*
Me: STELLA YOU BETRAYER! *hisses and then coughs* DEX, BRING ME MY KANIFF TO DESTROY THE PEASANTS AND FREE MY FRIENDS 
Nurse Janice: *sneakily gives Isabella shot* That should calm her down.
Me: MONSTER DEMON PEASANT- *resides to coughing some more* 
Nurse Janice: *sighs* In 3…2…1…
Me: *suddenly weirdly vibey* *mumbles* lEaVe mE, pEaSanTs, I nEeD my BeAuTy SleEp. 
Nurse Janice: Now are you ready to see Ms. Kyla, Isabella?
Me: bUt i tHouGht i’M DeLUsIOnaL
Nurse Janice: You literally just screamed at me to let you see her and called me a demon. 
Me: yEaH bUT nOw I’M wOuNdEd bY YouR MaGicAl KanIFf JuIcE *coughs*
Nurse Janice: *sighs* I’ll leave you be. And I suggest you visitors leave her to sleep.
Everyone: *leaves*
Me: *curls up* *peeks at Stella* *whispers* beTrAyEr PeASaNT *hisses and coughs* 
Stella: *whispers* Sorry. *leaves*
*tHe neXt morNiNg*
Marella: Wait, where is Keefe? We’re picking up the three from the hospital today and he is going to make us L A T E. 
Stella: KEEFE GET OUT OF THE RV WE’RE SIGNING ISABELLA, LILLY, AND KYLA OUT OF THE HOSPITAL. 
Keefe: *comes out* ALRIGHT LET'S GO. 
Everyone: *walks to hospital*
Stella: Hi ma’am, we’re here to sign Isabella Strickland, Lilly Ratzenburger, and Kyla Simon out of the hospital.
Receptionist Lady: *types on keyboard* Alrighty then. *slides bill* That’ll be-
Maddie: Dex, hit her with the cash.
Dex: *drops pile of money on table* 
Receptionist Lady: *takes money* Thank you….*koff koff* I’ll call the nurses and bring down the girls for you. *smiles* You guys can sit over there and wait. 
Everyone: *sits impatiently*
Kyla, Lilly, and Me: *come out of elevator*
Me: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU! I CAN WALK PERFECTLY FINE!!! LET ME OUT OF THE WHEELCHAIR. *coughs* I AM GIVING YOU A 0-STAR REVIEW ON YELP, DEMONS! *coughs* *repeatedly tries to stand up out of wheelchair and slap Nurse Janice* 
Kyla: *awkwardly wobbles over in crutches* I am still learning how to use these. *balances* But the people fulfilled my request and gave me a purple cast. 
Lilly: I still think the world is going to end!!!!
Receptionist Lady: *smiles sweetly* Have a great day all of you. 
Everyone: *leaves*
Me: LET ME OUT OF THE FREAKING CHAIR! 
Nurse Janice: Ma’am, you can get out now since you are out of the building. *sighs*
Me: *jumps out of chair* *coughs and runs to RV* SEE I'M TOTALLY FINE- *falls downstairs and screams* *coughs* THAT NEVER HAPPENED DEMON PEASANT! 
Kyla: *awkwardly walks towards RV with crutches* Please don’t leave without meeeee. 
Stina: *strong gorl Stina-ness* *carries Kyla over to RV* 
Kyla: *sets crutches aside* *props foot up*
Me: *turns on camera* Ahh happiness. Anyway guys, as you probably saw I had Dex hack into the security cameras so I could add everything to the film, we’re probably gonna have to go through the states and figure out which ones we can’t go to because of broken legs, a clumsy leg, and a delusional mouse-child, so we’ll go to Vermont still. We were GOING to go on a tour at Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream but *gesticulates at Kyla’s leg* we’ll just get ice cream and call it a day.
Kyla: *shows off cast* Look! Keefe signed it! *smiles*
Me: Anyway, KYLA I WAS SEPARATED FROM YOU FOR LIKE 24 W H O L E  HOURS WE MUST GO CATCH UP! *awkwardly carries Kyla to bedroom and slams door* 
*aT thE iCe CrEaM PlAcE*
Everyone: *calmly eating ice cream* 
Keefe: REVENGGEEEEE *smears ice cream in Tam’s bangs* 
Tam: *grabs carton of ice cream from behind counter* *throws at Keefe* 
Keefe: *dodges* 
Carton: *splatters on wall* 
Wall: Oh nerrr, I got ice cream on meh face!
Lilly: *stands on table* My good people before the world ends…. FOOOD FIGHTTTTTTTT
Tam: *chucks more plastic cartons* 
People: *begin throwing chairs* 
Chair: *whacks Kyla’s head* *gasps* a-apologies, Miss!
Kyla: *delusional/dizzy* dID tHe ChaiR jUSt TalK tO Me oR Am i JuSt cRaZy-? *falls on the floor* *goes unconscious*
Lilly: *screams* I SEE AN ICE CREAM MONSTER!!!!! *throws ice cream at literally nothing*
Chair: *smashes against wall* 
Keefe: *cradling Kyla in the middle of the warzone* *ice cream is splattered on the back of his head* I’M DOWN AHH I’M DOWN
Tam: *flips over table*
Linh & Biana: Tammy-
Sophie: *hides under counter with Marella, Maruca, Dex, & Stina* 
Lilly: Oh god- *faints*
Chair: *goes flying* *whacks Isabella in the head* 
Me: WHY ME?!??! *faints* 
Keefe: *wallowing sadness cries*
Stella: Annnd three of us are unconscious yet again. *sighs* Uhm, see you in part 11, this is all for now I guess. *proceeds to begin dragging the o\uncincous people into the RV as the owners scream at them* 
Chair: *goes flying into camera* I'M SO SORRYYYY!
Keefe: IT TALKS-
*screen goes black*
== KotLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Eleven ==
Me: Hey everyone, welcome back! Lil, Kyla, and I are all fine now. Well except for THREAD IN MY FREAKING   L E G , Lilly being delusional, and Kyla hobbling around like a toddler. Anyway, today we’re going to 3 more states! Also, due to Kyla being unable to do some things, for example skiing in Colorado or hiking in Montana, we cut off a couple of states, and now there’s going to be only 18 parts to this road trip in total. 
Kyla: Lilly how big did you write your name on the cast-
Lilly: bIg! Like the ice cream monster I saw yesterday. 
Kyla: ALSO I kinda learned how to use crutches without falling every 5 steps! And look how many people signed my cast! *camera zooms in on cast with like 50 names*
Me: cool cool I guess anyway time to go on a boardwalk. TAM NO PUSHING KYLA INTO THE OCEAN TO GET EATEN BY SHARKS OR I DYE YOUR BANGS PINK LIKE A UNICORN.
Kyla: *stifles laugh* I kinda want to see that. 
*at the boardwalk*
Kyla: *carefully goes onto boardwalk* This isn’t so bad! *is very careful*
Water puddle: *appears*
Kyla: *slips on puddle* *drops crutches onto boardwalk* *falls into water* 
Keefe: KYLA! *dives into water* 
People: *stare*
Keefe: *pulls Kyla onto boardwalk* *pants* *freezes* KYLA. ARE THESE MORE SLAYED FISHIES?!?!?!
Kyla: *sadly nods* *grabs crutches* *manages to stand up*
Keefe: NOooOOOOOOoOoOoOoo *throws fishies into ocean* *whips out ukulele* *sings* KILLING FISHIES IS WRONG, YOU MUST ALL BE VEGETARIANS, AND SAVE INNOCENT CREATURES FROM NOW ONNNNNNN!
Everyone: *booes* *throws dead fish at Keefe* IT’S THAT  VEGAN TEACHERS LONG-LOST SON?
Kyla: *whacks people with crutches* 
Keefe: Marella. I require your assistance. 
Marella: *evil grin* 
Keefe & Marella: *burn all fishing gear/supplies on the premises into a huge bonfire* 
Me: Annnd that’s our cue to leave. 
Lilly: Yeah lets go…
People: *chase Keefe and Marella* 
Me: RUNRUNRUNRUN TO THE RV NOW
Kyla: *picks up crutches* *speed-walks to RV*
Everyone: *makes it to RV*
Lilly: Now what are we going to do?
Kyla: Something. *props foot up*
Me: dRivE tO a CaStLe. It’s in Connecticut 
Kyla: lOvElY. 
*some hours later* 
Me: *slams RV door* WE’RE HERE. 
Everyone: *goes out of RV*
Kyla: *breathes in* iT iS tIMe. *stares into horizon* *flute music plays in background* *record scratching sound* HIDE AND SEEK RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. *begins counting* 
Lilly: *scrambling* *panics* *hides behind slim tree*
Dex: What happens if you don’t hide?
Maddie: KYLA GETS THE KITCHEN KNIVES. *evil giggling*
Kyla: ALSO MCKENZIE WILL COME BACK. AND WE WILL BOTH HAVE THE KITCHEN KNIVES.*resume counting*
Dex: *runs to hide*
Everyone: *also runs into castle to hide*
*a lot of counting later*
Kyla: READY OR NOT HERE I COME. *turns around* Lilly my eyes are literal crap but I can see you.
Lilly: DANG IT!! *follows Kyla*
Kyla: *goes into castle* *turns around* Marella, I see you trying to set fire to the pile of rocks over there. 
Marella: FIREEEEE.
Lilly: NO FIRE!!!
Kyla: *turns around to see stairs* MY ENEMY. *hobbles upstairs* *falls directly on face* Well this is not pleasant.
Lilly: Are you ok?
Kyla: YeAh I aM PeRFeCtAlLy FiNe! I jUsT fElL oN mY fAcE!
*with tAmMy bOi*
Tam: *creeps into shadows* eHeHe *evil tAMmY-nEsS*
Keefe: *spots Tam* uHm ExcUsE mE, tHis Is My spOT.
Tam: uhm no. It’s MINE.
Keefe: iTs MINE.
Tam: iNcoRrEct! 
Keefe: OppOsIte Of InCoRrEcT!
Tam: wh- *reaches for vase* *throws vase across hall* HIYAH
Keefe: *grabs vase* *throws vase at Tam*
*alarms go off* 
Kyla: *is standing behind them watching this monstrosity* Sooooooo, I think I found you. 
Tam: *throws more vases* *throws painting* *throws plastic cup* 
Me: *stares* wHerE dID tHE plaStIc cUp eVeN cOmE fRoM-
Kyla: Found you Iz. 
Me: KYLA THE POLICE ARE ABOUT TO SURPRISE ADOPT US. HIDE AND SEEK IS OVER.
Kyla: TO THE RV. *falls over* 
Keefe: *gasps* KYLA
Tam: *giggles at Keefe’s distraction* *chucks vase*
Me: *catches vase* *pushes Tam down the stairs*
Kyla: *gets up* Well, I hope that doesn’t happen again- *falls downstairs* wHy mE? SoMeOnE hElPpPpP.
Security: *stares at Kyla* Uhm you need to leave.
Kyla: i'M tRyInG, SiR. mY bOyFrIeNd iS ThRowInG VaSeS aT ThiS EmO BoI AnD My beSTiE iS eScorTiNg EveRyoNe Out. 
Tam & Keefe: *proceed to throw paintings* 
Security: THAT’S DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY!
Kyla: tHeN stOp tHEm DoOd. WhY ArE yOu JusT StaNDinG tHEre?
Keefe: *chucks vase* 
Tam: *chucks chair* 
Me: STOP- *gets hit by chair*
Chair: I’M SORRY 
Me: OWWW- WHY DO CHAIRS KEEP TALKING 
Kyla: Now Mr. Chair, that wasn’t very nice, now was it? *casually talking to a chair while lying on the stairs*
Me: OWWWWWWW TAM YOU BETTER GET IN THE RV BEFORE I BEAT YOUR-
Stella: ISABELLA. laNGuaGe. 
Kyla: AND YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
Me: I’M NOT GONNA SAY THE mAgIC woRd KYLA! 
Kyla: *chanting* sAy It! Say it! SaY iT!
Me: I WILL THROW THE CHAIR, TAM SONG. GET IN THE RV NOW. 
Everyone: *runs towards RV*
Kyla: Guys?!?! Can I get a little help over here please?!?!
Stina: *nonchalantly carries Kyla* 
Everyone: *makes it to RV*
Kyla: *falls onto the floor* iM OkAy!
Me: *locks Tam in the Closet of Punishment* Mckenzie was first, you will be next *hisses* 
Kyla: SHH. IF WE BRING HER UP TOO MUCH, SHE MIGHT SPAWN OUT OF THIN AIR. 
Me: IF SHE DOES I'LL PUT HER ON THE HIGHWAY AND HAVE MARUCA RUN HER OVER-
Kyla: *stands up* *clings to wall for dear life* 
Shelly: *angelic Shelly magic* *helps Kyla stand up*
Kyla: *sits on couch*
*tWo hOurS lAtER* 
Me: GET UP WE’RE HERE *lets Tam out of Closet of Punishment*
Tam: *gasps for breath* 
Everyone: *gets out of RV*
Biana: IS THIS THE MAGICAL MALL-
Kyla: Yes, yes it is. 
Biana: *fangirling* IT'S A REAL MALL!!!
Maddie: You should go on My Strange Addiction *mocks* hI i’M bIanA anD i’M aN eLF aDdiCTEd tO mAlLS! *waves* 
Kyla: Good thing I have no reason to go on that show. 
Me: GORL. YOU HAVE SO MANY THINGS YOU COULD GO ON THAT SHOW FOR. 
Kyla: *sassiness increases* nAmE 5. 
Me: Hi, I'm Kyla and I'm addicted to scissors. Hi, I'm Kyla and I'm addicted to simping for hot elves. Hi I’m Kyla and I’m addicted to being so oblivious that I get surprise adopted. Hi, I’m Kyla and I’m addicted to being clumsy Hi, I’m Kyla and I'm addicted to broadway. Hi, I’m Kyla and I’m addicted to-
Kyla: OKAY I THINK I GET IT. *sad* I feel targeted. 
Me: I mean I have addictions too I think.
Stella: I am addicted to things too! POKEMON! POKEMON JOURNEYS! POKEMON LEGENDS ARCEUS! Oh wait those are all Pokemon things- 
Lilly: Yeah, I mean, I’m addicted to the violin!!!!
Me: *sighs* 
Everyone: *goes into mall*
Kyla: *not so subtly sneaks away*
Me: KYLA RENEE SIMON- 
Kyla: *laughs nervously* yEsSs? 
Me: Get. your. Butt. over. Here. NOW. 
Kyla: But- 
Me: No buts-
Lilly: OH MY GOD A PET STORE- 
Kyla: *bursts into pet store* KEEFE. TIME TO GET SOME CHILDREN. 
Me & Stella: *tired sighing* 
Kyla: *singing* I’m getting a gecko! I’m getting a gecko!
Me: No you are NOT- 
Dex: *slowly hands Kyla money* 
Stella: No- I- no- please- 
Kyla: *demonic giggles* 
Lilly: *stares at Dex* 
Dex: *gives more money* 
Lilly: *proceeds to buy more mice* 
Me: That’s it. Back to the van. 
Tam: *begins pulling Biana away from the mall* 
Biana: NOOOOOOOO- THE MAGICAL MALL- 
Wylie: Why is this my life? 
Me: Blame your father. 
Stella: *gasp* Isabella, don’t say that-!
Tam: She’s not wrong-
Wylie: Why are we over here dissing my dad when Kyla and Keefe just bought three leopard geckos? 
Me: *glances at Keefe and Kyla* 
Kyla: *giggles nervously* Hehe? 
Me: I- get in the freaking van. Right now.
Geckos: *jump out of box* 
Kyla: *screams* 
Keefe: MARYANNE! DEBRA! LITTLE JOHNNY! 
Security: WHO’S GECKOS ARE THESE?
Everyone besides Keefe and Kyla: *steps away from Keefe and Kyla* We don’t know them. 
Security: *suspicious* 
Me: Well, time for some more exercise. EVERYONE NARUTO RUN! *aggressive naruto running to the van*
*in the van* 
Me: WHERE’S KYLA?!? 
Kyla: *trying to grab her geckos* 
Maddie: KYLA RUN! 
Kyla: I CAN’T!
Me: Wait- oh right. 
Lilly: *blares loud spy music* 
Stella: WHY, LILLY? WHY? 
Lilly: *sings along to loud spy music* 
Security: *pauses in confusion* 
Kyla: *jumps into the van* *jostles camera* 
Maruca: *begins speeding* 
*camera crashes to the ground* 
Me: NO- *hushed sobbing* so many cameras… 
= KotLC Characters Go On A Road Trip - Part Twelve =
Kyla: *holding camera* Psst. IsAbElLlLaaaaAA. *poke poke* 
Isabella: *blinks eyeballs* KYLA WHAT THE BLEEP ARE YOU DOING? I'M ALREADY SLEEP DEPRIVED ENOUGH.
Kyla: I have a very important question that cannot wait till dawn. 
Isabella: WHAT. 
Kyla: ….do trees have feelings?
Isabella: OH MY GOD. GO TO BED. I'M ABOUT TO DROP KICK YOU.
Kyla: I wanna know thoughhhhh. 
Isabella: TOO BAD. GET OUT OR I'M KILLING SEBASTIAN.
Kyla: Okay okayyyyy. *grabs crutches* *crutches away with camera* Hi guys! Welcome back to KOTLC Reacts! If you didn’t know, it’s two in the morning and I’m starting the day off right with a cup of coffee creamer and viewer tears. 
Maruca: *still driving* Kyla. What the bleep are YOU DOING? HOW DID YOU GET VIEWER TEARS YOU MONSTER- 
Kyla: From the fans when we had our three month hiatus. *sips viewer tears + coffee creamer* 
Maruca: I would ask you to drive, but you’d crash us into a lake. 
Isabella: *comes out into the room* *summons bestie Hermione* Ma’am can you pls magic our RV so Maruca can sleep. *sips capri sun* 
Kyla: With the magic of viewer tears, aNytHinG iS pOssIbLe! 
Isabella: WHAT
Hermione: WHAT 
Maruca: Don’t ask. 
Lilly: *wakes up* *stares at Isabella’s capri sun* iS tHaT aLcOhOl?!?!? 
Isabella: IT'S A CAPRI SUN-
Lilly: ISABELLA YOU’RE GONNA DIE
Isabella: I'M NOT GONNA DIE
Stella: SHE’S NOT GONNA DIE LILLY
Lilly: YES SHE IS
Isabella: NO I’M NOT
Kyla: I’m not liking the vibes we’re creating right now. Isabella, capri Sun me up. 
Isabella: I’M NOT LIKING BEING WOKEN UP AT 2 AM KYLA. I WILL NOT CAPRI SUN YOU.
Kyla: WOW YEAH JUST LET ME WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RV WHEN I HAVE A FREAKING BROKEN LEG. SO CONSIDERATE. 
Isabella: GO DO IT YOU PEASANT YOUR THE REASON YOUR LEG IS BROCKEN. 
*tImE sKiP*
Kyla: *sipping her thirteenth capri sun in 3 minutes*
Isabella: You’re probably 75% capri sun by now. This video is not sponsored by capri sun by the way. 
Kyla: Or is it…
Isabella: IT ISN'T NO ONE WANTS A BUNCH OF CRAZY ELF KIDS SPONSORING THEIR STUFF.
Kyla: Oh look we’re here! *points out window* 
*on the Boston Tea Party ship*
Kyla: *crutches over to gift shop* OOooO. Sawords. 
Isabella: It’s pronounced Suh-ords, not sa-words
Kyla: I can pronounce whatever I want iSaBeLlA. *grabs sword* hehe *crutches away*
Cashier: MA'AM YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT-
Dex: *sighs aggressively* *slams money on the counter* 
Isabella: *sings* SLAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY AND LET THE SLAY SLOUT- HONESTSLAY! 
Stella: What- 
Kyla: WhO dArEs ChAllAnGe tHe CaprI sUn gOdDeSS.
Tam: ME. *grabs sword aggressively* *sword fights ‘capri sun goddess’* 
Kyla: *drops crutches* *hops on one foot while fighting Tam*
Keefe: KYLA BE CAREFUL 
Linh: SLAYYY HERRRR *grunts aggressively* 
Stella: WHAT- 
Wylie: I have no clue.
Kyla: *shoves Tam to ground* 
Tam: *flings Kyla into the water* 
Keefe: KYLA
Isabella: IT’S LIKE “FLING THINGS SIMULATOR” IN REAL LIFE-
Marella: WHAT-
Keefe: KYLAAAAAA! SON, HELP YOUR MOTHER. *grabs Sebastian* 
Sebastian: CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME-
Kyla: NOT HELPING. *swims to land* *coughs up water and viewer tears*
Isabella: *singing with Sebastian* FOR SHAME- FOR THE REVOLUTION- FOR SHAMEEE
Maddie: Literally what the bleep is going on-
Kyla: CAN SOMEONE YEET ME MY CRUTCHES PLEASE-
Isabella: *yeets crutches* 
Kyla: THANK YOU. *stands up* *gets back on boat* *sips 247th capri sun*  
Isabella: OH MY GOD-
Everyone else: I- 
Isabella: CMON PEOPLE WE GOTTA GET TO OHIO. 
Everyone: gets in the RV
*In the RV*
Lilly: *gets into passenger seat*
Kyla: *sips capri sun*
Isabella: So when we get to Ohio Ima just stay in the car-
Kyla: *smirks* Noooo you have to come! *to the camera* We’re going to Cedar Point hehehehe
Isabella: Why do you hate meeeee? 
Stella: Wait, I thought you had a fear of rollercoasters, Kyla?
Kyla: Oh yah, I did. But it got magically resolved because mAgIc. 
Maddie: Soooo this is just Flordia part 2 I’m assuming?
Isabella: *sobs into a pillow*
Kyla: Izzzzzyy c'mon you have to go on Millenium Force with meeeee.
Isabella: ABSOLUTELY NOT. I'M STAYING IN THIS FREAKING CAR.
Kyla: C’mon, don’t be such a drama queen. I mean, how can you be afraid of this? *shows picture of Millenium Force* Doesn’t that look fun?!
Isabella: NO.
Kyla: Ugh, you're so booorinnggg. Then I’ll just take Keefe with me since you stink.
Isabella: Fine. *runs away to room to hide*
Maruca: We’re here!
Isabella: *screams* I'M NEVER COMING OUT!
Kyla: Isabelitaaaaaaaaa pleaaaaseeeeee I’m begging youuuuu.
Isabella: NOOOOOOO
Kyla: FiNe, mIsS borInG mC bOrINtOn. *swishes hair* Come children. 
Maddie: I vote to drag her out anyway. And then burn the place down.
Kyla:  I swear if one of the rides goes tumbling while we’re on it, it’s gonna be Ride the Cyclone in real life. 
Isabella: *singing from the other room* AND I’M ASKING WHYYYY LORDDDDDDDD, IF THIS IS HOW I DIE LORDDDDDDDDD-
Kyla: YOU HAVE NO SAY YOU HAVEN’T WATCHED THE MUSICAL YET MISS GORL.
Isabella: THAT’S BECAUSE THE SLIME TUTORIAL GOT COPYRIGHTED AGAIN!
Kyla: SERIOUSLY- THAT’S LIKE THE SECOND TIME THIS MONTH!
Isabella: I KNOW. Trust me, I’d watch it if I could! But if we’re gonna bring this up, you still haven’t watched RENT ma’am. Or In The Heights. Or Newsies. Or-
Kyla: Well, would you look at the time, we better get in there before Gatekeeper gets shut down. SEE YOU LATER IZ-
Isabella: EXCUSE ME, WE’RE NOT DONE HERE! *proceeds to rant about how Kyla is hypocritical until they have gotten on a ride and she still hasn’t realized*
Maddie: *evil giggling*
Isabella: What? OH MY FREAKING GOD. LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT! *screams and grabs Kyla terrified as she gets buckled in by a worker* 
Worker: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Millennium Force. Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. All fanny packs must be secured and all glasses must be taken off. A worker has checked your buckles and you are all good to go! Please enjoy your ride on Millenium Force!
Isabella: LETMEOUTLETMEOUTLETMEOUT!!!! *clutches Kyla*
Kyla: Oh girliepop, the hill is the worst part. *leans over to seat behind her*  Look Keefe, I see Lake Erie over there! points
Isabella: *whimpers* 
*they start going up the hill* 
Isabella: KYLAAAAAAAAAAAA GET ME OFFFFFFF *clutches seat* *screaming and jumping even though nothing is happening yet* 
Kyla: Oooooo we’re at the top of the hilllllllll.
Isabella: I'M GOING TO DIE TODAY.
Kyla: Oooooo the drop is starting! Weeeeeee!! 
Isabella: *screams at the top of my lungs and hyperventilates* OH MY GOD GET ME OFF KYLA HELP ME IM SO FRICKING SCARED RIGHT NOW *more high-pitched screaming and clawing at the seat and hyperventilating* 
Kyla: *ride ends* *turns to everyone behind her* Wasn’t that fun?!
Half the Keeper Crew: NO-
Kyla: Alright then, who DID like it?
Other half of the Keeper Crew: I DID!
Kyla: Cool, cool. Who wants to go on Gatekeeper now?
Isabella: *still whimpering, hyperventilating, and clutching Kyla like a lunatic*
Kyla: *turns to Keefe* You good?
Keefe: *literally same expression as Isabella but clinging to Tam*
Tam: GET HIM OFF OF ME.
Worker: Excuse me, please get off of the ride, strange children. 
Kyla: Fine, gurl. You’re ruining the vibe anyway. *unbuckles and leaves, swishing hair and grabbing her crutches from her* Totally a Karen.
Keefe and Isabella: *attempt to get out of their seats with super wobbly legs* 
Kyla: *catches Keefe* *ends up falling over because of her foot*
Keefe: *suddenly concerned* KYLA MY LOVE-!
Kyla: *to worker* Bro would you like, stop being such a vibe killer and help me up?
Worker: No. 
Kyla: *sing-songy voice* Vibe killlerrrrr.
Isabella: *clutches Stina who helps her out of the ride* I CAN'T BREATHE- 
Stella: *sighs* It’s like the lake all over again. 
Isabella: *pukes in a trash can and rushes over to a bench shuddering* 
Keefe: *picks Kyla up* We should go. *grabs her crutches*
Kyla: Awwwwww. *pecks Keefe on the cheek*
*awhile later* 
Keeper Crew and Co: *leaves and gets in RV*
Lilly: Are we almost dooneee? My feet huuurtttt.
Isabella: Sadly, no, we are not done. We still have to go to Indiana, where we’ll be going to the Indianapolis Zoo. 
Stella: Can we see the dOlPhInS there? 
Isabella: Yes, we can see the dolphins Stella.
Linh: Can we ride the dolphins there?
Isabella: No Linh, we cannot ride the dolphins.
Lilly and Linh: *in unison* Awwww.
*after checking into the zoo*
Kyla: Should we do the buddy system or the group system or the system where we are all just in a cluster and wander around?
Isabella: Cluster system for sure, we all gotta stick together. 
Kyla: Remember to stay hydrated, people. *aggressively shakes water bottle*
Isabella: *glances around* Ugh, look at all the grubby children. Let’s go see some lions instead. 
Kyla: Isabella, WE used to be grubby children too. I remember my cute little bangs. *sighs*
Isabella: I wasn’t grubby children, thank you very much. I was far too sophisticated to be grubby. I-
Keefe: OH MY GOD KYLA I FOUND OUR NEXT KID!
Kyla: KEEFE THAT’S A LION- 
Keefe: *jumps into the lion cage somehow*
Guard: SIR-
Kyla: OMG KEEFE NO *hobbles over to the lion enclosure* DUDE YOU’RE GONNA DIEEEE
Keefe: *running gleefully toward one of the lionesses* 
Kyla: *aggressively banging on the glass* *looks at guard* DON’T JUST STAND THERE, GET HIM OUT!!!
Maruca: *makes a force field around Keefe when the lioness tries biting him*
Guard: *blink blink* i-
Kyla: *is having like a heart attack* *covering eyes* I CAN’T WATCH-
Lioness: *slapping force field in anger*
Lilly: *singing* BANG, BANG, BANG, ON THE DOOR BABY! BANG BANGGGGG-!
Kyla: *still covering eyes and dying of heart attack* I HEAR WHATS HAPPENING AND IT DOESN’T SOUND VERY GOOD!
Isabella: NOT THE TIME, LILLY.
Grubby children: *run over to the enclose to see this play out*
Kid: Hey mom, look, that girl has crutches, she’s a lame-o.
Isabella: EWWW GET AWAY
Kid: *picks nose* Hi
Kyla: *aCcIdENtAlLy knocks kid over with crutch* *sing-songy voice* WhOopSieS! *goes back to dying and covering eyes*
Linh: *snatches Kyla’s water bottle* *dumps out water* *uses elf powers to carry keefe over in a wave*
Guard: *blink blink* i- wh-
Kid: *wipes booger on Isabella*
Isabella: *screams* OH MY GOD YOU MENACE! *shrieks* 
Kyla: *grumbles* I am going to kill Keefe I swear to God- giving me a dang heart attack
Isabella: *wriggles around* IT DISEASED ME! *shudders* KID, IF YOU DONT GET OUT OF HERE, YOU’RE GOING IN THE LION CAGE NEXT.
Kid: *shrugs and sniffles* MOM CAN I GET A BUBBLE WANNDD?! *runs over to his mother*
Isabella: Marella. Now is your moment.
Marella: Hehehe. *sets stroller on fire* 
Isabella: Now burn this booger off of me before I fling these pants into the lion cage.
Kyla: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SET TO FLAMES- WHY CAN’T WE HAVE JUST ONE NORMAL VISIT WITHOUT ANY CHAOS- 
Isabella: Because you exist. *wipes pants*
Kyla: *opens mouth to say something but closes it*
Isabella: I’m not wrong. *smirks*
Keefe: KYLA LOOK WHAT I GOT! *holds up lion cub*
Kyla: KEEFE YOU CAN’T KEEP IT, THAT’S THE MAMA LION’S CHILD-
Isabella: KEEFE SENCEN! 
Lioness: *pounding on cage* 
Kyla: *stumbles over screaming* IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE-
Isabella: *takes lion and put in cage calmly* *strokes mama lion* I vote to keep her and the baby.
Kyla: *tries to stand up with wall grabbing crutches* I will celebrate when I get this cast off- *slips* OH MY FREAKING GOD-
Kid: BAHAHAHAHA *coughs phlegm* 
Kyla: *death glare* *throws crutch at kid like a spear*
Guard: *blink blink* i-
Isabella: sooo ima just go in the lion cage…. *pats guard in the back* *climbs in the cage* HIIII LIONSSSSS 
Kyla: CAN SOMEONE GO GRAB ME MY CRUTCH BEFORE THE KID SPREADS HIS DISEASES ON IT-
Kid: I THINK MY FACE IS BROKEN!
Marella: No, but I can burn the disease off-
Stella: MARELLA NO
Marella: marella yes
Kid: MOM THE GIRL WITH THE WEIRD CRUTCHES AND PURPLE STREAKS BROKE MY FACEEEE WAHHHH
Mother: HONEY YOUR BROTHER IS ON FIRE! STOP YOU’RE WHINING! 
Kid: I NEED TO GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOMMMM *sobs*
Guard: *comes to senses* *turns to Isabella* HEY
Kyla: So is the kid gonna give me my crutch or what-
Isabella: I think this is the part where we run. FAREWELL BEAUTIFUL LIONS!
Kyla: Well I can’t because OH YEAH I HAVE ONE CRUTCH- 
Marella: *seats kyla in burnt stroller, grabs crutch, and begins running toward the exit* *winks at the camera* chick-kowwww
Everyone: *running montage throughout the zoo*
Isabella: *sneezing* I shouldn't have petted the kitties… 
Guard: *chasing them*
Kyla: WAIT WE LEFT MY WATER BOTTLE AT THE LION ENCLOSURE-
Isabella: GET IN THE RVVVVVVVV 
Marella: *uses heavenly marella-ness to run into the RV with kyla like a majestic angel* *winks at the camera* rawr 
Kyla: *sits down* This day could not have gone any worse. First, I get flung off of a ship, then you all get sick on a rollercoaster, then everyone almost dies and I have a diseased crutch, And THEN, we leave my water bottle at the freaking ZOO. AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, WE RAN OUT OF CAPRI SUNS. *grumpily crosses arms in a huff*
Isabella: At least Keefe wasn’t eaten- KEEFE WHAT DO YOU HAVE? 
Keefe: um. i have a child… 
Kyla: KEEFE, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
Keefe: i may or may not have taken a budgie from the bird enclosure… 
Stella: KEEFE!
Isabella: *shrugs* at least it wasn’t a lion. 
Kyla: NO WAIT I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING EVEN WORSE TO TOP THIS DAY OFF WITH: MARELLA IS ON A RAMPAGE AND IS BURNING MY CRUTCHES TO A CRISP.
Marella: I’m de-infecting them. *winks at camera* UwU 
Kyla: THEY’RE SNAPPED IN HALF AND SHRIVELED LIKE A RAISIN- STOP WINKING- 
Marella: *gives crutches* *winks* *does the flynn rider smolder*
Kyla: *throws burnt crutches at camera in a huff*
Isabella: KYLA YOU SON OF A-
Stella: LANGUAGE!
*crutches hit the camera*
Isabella: *whirls around to face kyla* you little-
Kyla: I AM NOT HAPPY-
Budgie: *suddenly goes crazy* IMA PECK YOUR EYESSSS OUTTTTT *swirls eyeballs around all crazy* *pecks camera*
*camera goes black*
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