Chris Gordman

Christopher "Chris" Joseph Gordman is one of the supporting protagonists (alongside Swagmaster6969696969) from SMG4, and appears in NESSN. He is Swagmaster6969696969's American partner and occasionally his best friend rarely, but not quite considerably a friend to him, due to his immature and imperil behavior for some reasons. He serves as one of two main protagonists (alongside Swagmaster6969696969) of it's spin-off series Guards N' Retards. He is a security guard who works at the Fresh Spaghetti Tubbie in several bloopers and formerly works for they're boss, Sergeant Mark. He, along with Swagmaster became prominent major characters after they're debut in Season 9 of the series of SuperMarioGlitchy4. Additionally, he and Swag served as two main antagonists of SMG4: Mario's Prison Escape and as the secondary antagonists for Part 1 of the Anime Arc before redeeming themselves in Part 2. Unlike his occasional rare friend Swag, Chris is way far more intelligent as he follows the right laws of this universe to not make serious issues from trouble, and most likely a straight and a calm ethical soldier, but sometimes in most recent timings, he's frequently annoyed and over pique with his partner Swag's unnatural inferior behavior that he has always be dealing with in some ways. He was voiced by Microsoft Mike.
== Appearance ==
In NESSN version, Chris has a light-yellow skin, black hair and black eyes. He wears a dark-teal suit with a black belt like-overall and gold buckle. He also wear a black boots.
In SMG4 original version, he has a light-tan skin, black hair, a mustache and black eyes. He wears a indigo suit with a black belt like-overall and yellow buckle. He also wears a black boots.
==Quotes==
*“Oh, for f***'s sakes. Somebody kill me...”
*“So Swagmaster, do you see what I see?”
*“No. It's Kolya75Windows with Harry Donaldson and TootyCH.”
*“Chris Gordman here to ban Barry and Bruce cuz trol, like Swagmaster.”
*“Eh, fair enough. Anyway, I wish that Swagmaster would stop being a douchebag or troll and always be the respectful person!”
*“You are a Swagmaster, but I needed some peace and quiet but you never let me have some.”
*“DARO R****d Capsules? Is that some kind of an NSFW food?”
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