The Krypto Krab

The Krypto Krab is the seventy-seventh episode of wait wut, and the second episode of season five.
== Transcript ==
(SpongeBob wakes up groggy in his pineapple, and goes up to get a glass of milk)
SpongeBob: Jesus Sandal, what happened last night?
(He sees that his laptop is on)
SpongeBob: Huh, I don’t remember using my laptop last night.
(When he looks to see what is on the laptop, he is in shock)
SpongeBob: OPENSEAS? Someone’s been exchanging NFTs on my laptop! This is ridiculous! But… I must go to work first.
(Bubble transition to SpongeBob entering the Krusty Krab with his normal clothing on, only to see that the building is full of uncanny looking 3D coin beings. One of them is in Squidward’s boat, greeting SpongeBob)
Connie: Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants, and welcome to… the Krypto Krab! The name’s Connie by the way.
SpongeBob: what
Connie: You heard me, the Krypto Krab, where you can meet all your crypto needs in one place!
SpongeBob: Wh-where’s Squidward?
Connie: (enthusiastically) Dead!
SpongeBob: WHAT?!
Connie: Yeah, after we acquired the crummy, outdated Krusty Krab, we threw his body into the incinerator and replaced him with a virtual avatar of NotJoe!
NotJoe: Fuck this shit, fuck this life!
SpongeBob: NOOOOOOO! And the customers… dear Neptune!
(All the tables are full of virtual reality avatars, with half of them being furries. One of them is Joe Biden)
VR Joe Biden: Does anyone remember my name?
VR Obama: Does anyone know my last name?
VR Joe Biden: It’s Care, right?
VR Obama: Oh yeah, I forgot!
Connie: Ha, those guys are hilarious! So, what would you like to buy? I promise it’s not affordable at all!
SpongeBob: I literally work here.
Connie: Not anymore!
SpongeBob: WHAT? This can’t be real!
(SpongeBob dashes into Krabs’ office)
SpongeBob: MR. KRABS? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
(Mr. Krabs’ office desk is occupied by several computer graphics cards being used to mine cryptocurrency)
SpongeBob: This is wasteful, Mr. Krabs! There’s less scammy ways to get people’s money! And why did you sell the Krusty Krab to these… these… pieces of metal?
(Instead of Mr. Krabs being in the office chair, a Sims 4 avatar of him is sitting in it)
Sims 4 Mr. Krabs: Hey man, want some crack cocaine?
SpongeBob: Wh- no! That’s illegal!
Sims 4 Mr. Krabs: It’s not illegal unless you get caught, it’s what I say! That’s why I started this whole crypto scheme in the first place!
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, this isn’t like you! I demand the real Mr. Krabs!
Sims 4 Mr. Krabs: The real Mr. Krabs? (laughs uncontrollably) The real Mr. Krabs is dead, kid, get used to it. You’re the only citizen in Bikini Bottom that still has a physical body!
SpongeBob: But my spongy complexion can’t be replaced!
Sim 4 Mr. Krabs: Of course it can! (pulls out a machine gun) Here, let me just commit a murder on you real quick-
SpongeBob: (covering himself with his hands) NOOOOOO-
(SpongeBob wakes up to realize it was all a horrific nightmare)
SpongeBob: (sweating) Phew, glad that was just a nightmare. A horrific, horrific nightmare.
Connie: (smirking) Or was it?
SpongeBob: wait WUT-
(end)
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