Squilliam Banned

Squilliam Banned is a Season 14 episode of SpongeBob Fanon. In it, Squilliam becomes poor after an incident with Squidward. 
==== Transcript ====
( The episode opens up at the Krusty Krab. Squidward is miserably working.) 
* Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab. May i take your order? 
* Customer: No. I'm here to get you sacked. I'm just going to write a horrible message on your boat... (Writes ' Squidward Sucks Eggs' on the boat)
* Squidward: Hey! Clean that up this instant, vandal! (Enter Mr Krabs) 
* Mr Krabs: Stop blamin' me customers for every little thing! Now, let me payin' customer have a Krabby Patty! 
* Squilliam: ( Mr Krabs' customer is revealed to be Squilliam in disguise.) So, squiddy, you work in the dumbest restaurant around! (laughs) (to Mr Krabs) Say, I could care for a Krabby Patty, though. It's hard being rich on an empty stomach. 
* Mr Krabs: (knows rich people are very profitable) That'll be 1,000,000 dollars, please. 
* Squilliam: WHAT?! You're charging me a million dollars for a lousy burger? Antique cars cost less! 
* Squidward: (mockingly) So what, Squilliam Squills? Pay up or leave! ( Mr Krabs ties Squilliam to the boat) 
* Mr Krabs: The rich guy ain't goin' nowhere until he pays.
* Squilliam: Fine! I'm a multimillionaire anyway! ( pays for the Krabby Patty. When he goes home, he checks his mobile bank account and finds his current balance is only $1. He begins searching Bikini Bottom for a job. First, Mrs. Puffs Boating School.) 
* Squilliam: I'd like a job here, please. 
* Mrs. Puff: Do you have your driver's licence? 
* Squilliam: Why would I need one? I get driven around in my private limousine! 
* Mrs. Puff: In that case, get lost! (transitions to the Chum Bucket) 
* Squilliam: I'd like a job here, please. 
* Plankton: Are you evil? 
* Squilliam: That lousy Squidward seems to think so. 
* Plankton: (sighs) Do you yourself think you're evil? 
* Squilliam: ( starts to cry) Can't you see? I am a helpless young guy with only 1 dollar to spare. I need a job. And fast! 
* Plankton: I've heard folk tales about you. You are supposed to be richer than Krabs! What happened to all that other money? 
* Squilliam: Blame it on Krabs. He stole my money by charging me sack fulls for a Krabby Patty! 
Plankton : I've been after his recipe for years. Why don't you join forces with me? Together we'll steal that formula and bankrupt Krabs for life! 
* Squilliam: What's my pay? 
* Plankton: $0 a month. I'm broke too. (To be continued.)
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