Legentater

Legentater was a book written by Bjayzzz.
It told of the journey of Tater's brother to find him during the Search for Snowcrest.
=Locations=
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===Fourth Era===
*Retro's Used Books
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Remembrance on Mnemosyne
===Eighth Era===
*Silo Library
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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The Legend of the Taters
Once Upon a time long long time ago.. in the year 2015 after Jesus was born. Life gave birth to the miracles brothers..
The eldest called TechTater because he was a big masturbater..And the youngest was called PotatoTater because he used to remind me of potatohead form toystory movie..
Anyway as they grew old apart.. these brothers never met!
Until one day with the release of dragon hallow..the story started.
The similarity was so close ! and so confusing ! as both were streamers... they both nag... they both have a penetrator and they both would fuck ur head up on teamspeak as u mute ur mike XP.
As days passed by, Tech had the urge to meet his young brother.. Potater. So he began has journey of a ten thousan minecraft blocks! 
knowing that he might face death on the way, he sharpned is potato sword..Made his potato suite, his potato boots ! and guess what he was eating on the way !
Zombie flesh because he wasted all his potato on gears this dumbass..
AS he knew he got to..<BR>
surf through OCEAN MONUMENTS<BR>
get raped by GUARDIANS<BR>
and most of all face the fear of...
SQUIDS !!<BR>
SO MONY FRICKIN FUCKING SQUIDSS !!<BR>
THEY ARE CREEPY FOR GODSAKE !!
As he went on his journey he had only 2 things in mind..
THE FIRST was:<BR>
"I hope my brother was alive" he said..
The SECOND was:<BR>
"how did Miley Cyrus became a singer?"
As he was so busy thinking about Miley Cyrus he tripped and fell into a pit. As it was dark and there was no way out he had to walk all the way inside..
It was a big ass cave, u could hear skelly's fapping there boens and cracking, the spiders getting high on rotten flesh, and zombies trying to sing karaoke...
but the creepiest was slimes... no i am kidding it was silver fish :3
as he walked and killed tons of mobs, he was able to find a way out..
As he rushed and ran through SNOWCREST!
he was sure that he was about to meet his long lost brother! he ran and ran and ran...and guess what HE RAN EVEN MORE!
till he reached the new village... but guess what... he woke up and realised that he died just before reaching snow gate because of a dragonmoon that acey accidently had it on :P
realizing that he;s back at summergate... Techtater ragedd.. and broke his keyboard...
cursed minceraft... wen to microsoft and burned it all...went to notch and ****ed him in the ****hole... he knew that his reunion with his brother is forbidden...
he cried his eyes out, as he woke up and realised it was only just a dream and his potater was sleeping next to him naked.
The End
Category:Books