Finnegan Fuckshit

Finnegan Fuckshit, oh High King of the Irish. Bloodfather of the Fuckshit Dynasty.
 
 Did you know house Paterson originates from Fuckshit!
 
 Fuckshit a Fuckshit a Fuckshit a Fuckshit
 
 Finnegan was a lowly count, he only held a small country. Then one day a man called God is like "Hey Finnegan you wanna Fuckshit". "Oh yes" the Wise Finnegan said and then he proclaimed himself as the king of ireland!
 
 Ireland a a Ireland
 
 Finnegan conquered the counties of Ireland, They all knelt to him as the true irish King, Finnegan then said that he wanted to fockshait and then he proceeded to fockshait. FINNEGAN
 
 AA FINEGAN
 
 Finnegan Fuckshit, the true king of Ireland.
Finnegan Fuckshit started as the Count of Munster in 867 AD during the Age of the Vikings. Finnegan was lying in his bed when he saw a vision of god (he was really drunk and had a dream) God, in this vision had bestowed the following words upon Finnegan "Finnegan, True heir to the Fionns. Do you, truely, want to fuckshit?" "oh yes o' corse I doo" replied the Fuckshit head. Then he woke up. Enthused by his encounter with god, Finnegan made himself a crown out of sticks and stones and proclaimed himself king of the Emerald Isles and proceeded to magnificently conquer all of Ireland until his untimely death in . when his son Finnegan II heir to the Fuckshit dynasty rose to power. Finnegan the II "the Cannibal" of Ireland's great grandson's nephew would then go on to found the Dynasty "Paterson" which well known figure "Billy" is of.
Category:Historical Figures