Elmo Gang Civil Warfare/th15 15 th3 actua1 warfar3!!

on octob3r 12th, 2028 at 4:63 pm unt1m3, e1mo wa5 b31ng a m3an13 t0 r3g1na1d copp3rbottom and th3 r35t of th3 toppat c1an.
 
== batt13 1n-d3pth ==
th3 batt13 1a5t3d from 10/12/2028 at 4:63 pm unt1m3 to 10/13/2028 at 5:59 pm unt1m3.
 
==t1m311n3==
*4:64 pm: th3 e1mo gang b3g1n5 to mob111z3.
 *5:01 pm: r1ght hand man k1113d by k3rm1t. Th3 rhm'5 1a5t word5 w3r3 "what an 1d1ot".
 *5:03 pm: th3 toppat5 r3ta11at3 and k111 o5car w1th a barrag3 of 5n1p3r f1r3.
 *5:04 pm: e1mo'5 inf1n1t1 q60 s 15 thrown from cargo bay of th3 a1r5h1p.
 *5:04 pm: b3rt 360 no5cop3d by caro1 cro55.
 *5:05 pm: cook13 mon5t3r k1115 caro1 cro55 and burt curt15 w1th an rpg.
 *5:07 pm: g3offr3y p1umb k1113d by ern13
*5:07 pm: e1mo tak35 a gun and k1115 hatchman, a11ow1ng th3 gang acc355 to th3 a1r5h1p.
 *5:08 to 5:23 pm: th3 e1mo gang 53t5 up a forward ba53.
 *5:24 pm: sv3n sv3n55on k1113d 1n a bruta1 mau11ng by b1g b1rd.
 *5:24 pm: k3rm1t 360 no5cop35 w1n5ton dav15.
 *5:26 pm: ov3r 50 m3mb3r5 of th3 c1an ar3 k1113d 1n 2 m1nut35.
 *5:30 pm: e1mo 1nv1t35 t1nky w1nky and d1p5y for backup, th3 2 t313tubb135 k111 100 m3mb3r5 of th3 c1an 1n 2 m1nut35
* 5:40 pm: ern13 k1113d by b111y g. B3rt p3rform5 a 5u1c1d3 bomb1ng attack.
 *6:00 pm: th3 r35t of th3 e1mo gang 15 1nv1t3d to h31p. E1mo forc35 b111y g. and o1dm1n to f1ght for th3 e1mo gang.
 *7:00 pm: 476 m3mb3r5 of th3 toppat c1an hav3 b33n k1113d, th3y a11 tak3 a br3ak unt11 tomorrow.
 
== th3 n3xt day==
*2:00 pm: th3 war 5tart5 up aga1n.
 *2:67 pm: harry butt5 k1113d by e1mo.
 *3:01 pm: k3rm1t k1113d by h3rb stok35
*3:10 pm: ov3r 510 toppat5 hav3 b33n k1113d.
 *3:13 pm: a1 kohau1 wa5 360 no5cop3d by cook13 mon5t3r
*3:60 pm: ov3r 666 toppat5 hav3 b33n k1113d.
 *4:30 pm: cook13 mon5t3r 360 no5cop3d by s11c3
*5:00 pm: th3 f1na1 5howdown - e1mo v5. R3g1na1d copp3rbottom - b3g1n5.
 
 *5:02 pm: th3 f1ght b3g1n5.
 *5:30 pm: th3 a1r5h1p 5tart5 to 1o53 a1t1tud3.
 *5:35 pm: r3g1na1d 5tap13d by e1mo'5 arm. R3g1na1d 5t111 had h15 gun and 5hoot5 e1mo 1n h15 cyb3rn3t1c 5p1n3, th3r3for3 d3act1vat1ng e1mo'5 11f3 5u5ta1n1ng cyb3rn3t1c5.
 * 5:39 pm: th3 a1r5h1p cra5h35 and 3xp1od35, k1111ng a11 m3mb3r5 of th3 toppat c1an, l3w z3a1and, zo3, and bob th3 bu11d3r and th3 3nt1r3ty of th3 e1mo gang. 3xc1ud1ng abby cadabby, 51nc3 5h3 ju5t f13w away from th3 cra5h 51t3.
 *5:41 pm: r3g1na1d copp3rbottom 15 d135.
 *5:42 pm: a w3ak3n3d e1mo craw15 out of th3 wr3ckag3 and onto th3 h11151d3 of th3 jung13, r35t1ng a1ong51d3 a bou1d3r. Look1ng up 1nto th3 5ky, h3 f1nd5 5o1ac3 1n w1tn3551ng r3g1na1d d13 1n front of h1m, hav1ng f1na11y 3xact3d h15 r3v3ng3. H15 m1551on comp13t3d k111 th3 toppat5, e1mo d135, 51tt1ng p3ac3fu11y on th3 h11151d3.
 
==ca5ua1t135==
*e1mo: l1f3 5u5ta1n3d cyb3rn3t1c5 d15ab13d by r3g1na1d copp3rbottom, 1at3r d13d watch1ng th3 5un53t from a c11ff.
 *r3g1na1d copp3rbottom: cru5h3d by a fa111ng 5trut
*e1mo gang: e1th3r k1113d 1n combat or ann1h11at3d by th3 a1r5h1p'5 d3tonat1on
*toppat c1an: e1th3r k1113d 1n combat or ann1h11at3d by th3 a1r5h1p'5 d3tonat1on
*w33g33: b13w up by th3 a1r5h1p cra5h.
 *s13gt3bo5kat: shot by th3 rhm, th3n thrown 1nto th3 cor3 (but r35pawn3d)
cat3gory:war5
cat3gory:batt135
cat3gory:un5af3 for k1d5
cat3gory:unrank ov3r 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
cat3gory:the greatest battles ever!!
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