April Fools Drools (Speedy the Porcupine)/Script

After a long shift, the bells rang to alert the children...that it was time for a break.
Lucy: "What do beets say they win?"
Ivan: "What"
Lucy: "I'm unbeetable!"
As they all shared a laugh, they didn't notice Curd approaching them.
Curd: *sitting near a table and faces away from the group having fun*
Speedy: *runs quickly* "Why did you face away, Curd?"
Ivy: "Maybe she's thinking."
Speedy: "Ivy, that doesn't look like someone who is thinking. That looks like someone who had a bad day or is sad."
Ivy: "Oh." *points at a person eating and not looking in their direction* "Do THEY look sad?"
Speedy: "Nope. If they just turned away from somebody, THAT means they look sad."
Ivy: points to a person who just turned away from their direction "Do THEY look sad?"
The kid was just looking at something
Speedy: "They were just looking at something in the table."
Lucy: "Curd? Can you give me an idea of how to food prank someone?"
Curd: "Food pranks are dangerous as they involve poisoning people or putting a bomb inside of them."
Lucy: "Oh. Guess I shouldn't do one."
Ivy: "Why is she only saying things now?"
Curd: "Well I finally entertained someone because instead of pranking people, I thought of a plan. I have a plan to prank as many people as possible on this April Fools Day! My previous pranks hurt my friends, and I didn’t mean that. I broke many friendships because of my pranks. It’s about time I start making a prank with all of the school people involved so that I can bring back my friendship, revive my reputation, and make new friends!”
Ivy: "What's your plan?"
Curd: "I know what to do.
Cut to History School
Ms. Tweeters: "OK everyone, bring me your history project."
The Kids: raise a We Hate Sonic flag
Swift: breaks the flag with his hands "Don't want to look like a moron here!" brings a paper explaining the history of Sonic's battles against Eggman
Ava: breaks the flag too and brings a copy of the thing Swift wrote
Ms. Tweeters: "I am very disappointed class. Only Swift and Ava brought decent projects, and even they copied from each other."
Speedy: *winks at Curd*
Curd: *winks at Speedy*
Speedy: *writes on his paper a note about the prank and throws the paper at her as a paper plane*
Science Class
Everyone: *brings out dead plants*
Mr. Bark "Very disappointing class."
Ivan: *whispers to Curd* "Do you think everything's going fine?"
Curd: *nods and gives a thumbs up*
Ivan: "10 seconds, and the entire class and school period is over!" *whispers counting from 10 to 4*
Curd: *counts from 3 to 1* "GO!"
Everyone runs to the dismissal area
Speedy: "Time to prepare the greatest prank ever!"
Everyone: *creates the things needed for the "greatest prank ever"*
Curd: "Time for the parade to begin! In 3... 2... 1..."
Rudy: *counts from 3 to 0 simultaneously with Curd*
Everyone runs to the streets right away
Ivy: "Wait, 0 is the first number?"
Speedy: "Well in a way yeah."
Bomber: "The first non-negative number. The first non-positive number too!"
Flying Battery and Death Egg shaped vehicles, Eggman shaped balloons, Bands playing the theme of Wing Fortress, Floats based on the Scrap Brain Zone, and Bomber's robotic animals go to the streets, with the walkers being Swift, Ava, Curd, Rudy, Speedy, and Ivy
Half Of the Grade 8 and Under Students: "We love Eggman! (repeated multiple times)"
Bomber: "Not kidding when I say that WE LOVE EGGMAN!"
Other Half Of the Grade 8 and Under Students: "We hate Sonic! (repeated multiple times)"
Oliver: "In fact, I hate all of you.”
It didn't take long before they got company coming, with the first being bystanders
A Few Mobian Citizens: *running in multiple directions, some back to back, some U-turning like cars*
Next, the news reporters arrived!
Speedy: "Wow! The news reporters are here!" runs to the microphone "HELLO MY NAME IS SPEEDY AND I AM GLAD TO MEET YOU, I LOVE VIDEO GAMES, AND ICE CREAM, AND HOTDOGS, AND HAVING FUN!"
R1: "Woah! You must be enjoying this parade a lot, right?"
Speedy: "Yeah, that and I'M ON TV!"
R1: "Well..."
Speedy: "Yikes! That means something bad is going to happen!"
Curd: "What do you mean?"
Ivy: "They may not like us."
R1: "I'm having a hard time believing what I'm seeing here, folks, but the kids at our best school are throwing a parade for the former dictator and warlord Dr. Eggman!"
Curd: "Hey!"
Ivan: "Is it time yet Curd?"
Curd: "I don't know." *she began to feel very worried* "We're all doing so well, and yet..." *she pointed towards the reporter team doing their job* "I feel like we aren't going to have a warm welcome to our next semester!"
The music went on, but the chanting stopped due to voice exhaustion.
Speedy: "Do we say the thing yet?"
Curd: "Nope! I think we still have time to-" *she noticed some police cars and heard some sirens* "THE POLICE OFFICERS! They're coming!"
Bomber: "Luckily, I dropped Walkie Talkies inside everybody's pockets!" *blows at the Walkie Talkie voice input*
Everyone was alerted and they pick up their Walkie Talkies
Bomber: "We should say it now! It's our only chance of escape from the police!"
Curd: "Yeah, say it now!"
Everyone: *gets a megaphone* "APRIL FOOLS!"
As the Parade Stops, the instrument wielders played the "Ta-da" cue.
R1: "As the policemen and policewomen arrive into the scene, I only wonder what-" *after noticing it was an April Fools prank, he said* "Uhh... guess this whole parade was just an April Fools joke all along."
The parade members celebrated, especially Curd, who was relieved.
Mobian Citizens: *they all walked away, with some being livid, and some being relieved.*
Unnamed Bear Adult: "April Fools, jerks."
Old Tiger Man: "You gosh darned kids nearly gave my wife a heart attack!"
Speedy: "What a fun adventure!"
A recording witness: "Yeah, this is going on a cringe compilation."
Curd: "That was super close."
Oliver: "It was only 5 minutes? What kind of parade is this?"
Curd: "At least be thankful I stopped it before things got ugly for all of us!"
Ivy: "That was amazing! We wrecked the town in 5 minutes!"
Oliver: "Bomber did it, but I'm thankful you followed his command. By the way, you may want to look at your back. A certain "plane" is coming."
Curd: !!! *she was super scared*
Rudy: "Mom and dad are here! Are we going to get the boot?"
Heads: "Hope not. Get in, sister."
Curd: "Only time will tell."
The three get in the plane
Swift: "Good thing I and Ava were only walkers."
Ava: "Yeah! Safety first!"
Later that same evening at Cream's House..
Cream: "I'm very disappointed. You just ruined April Fools for everyone!"
Curd: "Punish me already, mom!"
Cream: *thinks of it for 10 seconds, then says* "I won't punish you, you should just go apologize to Sonic, but don't say I didn't warn you that the school may give you and your schoolmates a notice."
Curd: "Where is he? If you don't tell me where he is, I'll find Swift."
Cream: *gives Sonic's home address* "Please go now."
Curd: "Thanks Mom! Guess I didn't have to go to the Moonshine Merrymaker's HQ, and I am REALLY thankful. As if Rudy and the Sunshine Sports' pranks weren't bad enough, as they made me late to school!"
Rudy: "The Moonshine Merrymakers? As a part of the Sunshine Sports, I know who they are, since the Merrymakers' leader Kate and the Sports' leader Simon are siblings. Both of the groups are playful Eggman fanatics who got some robots from him called "Badniks" to serve them and whoever is the adult or older kid that's playing with them."
Cream: *facepalms* "Please don't tell me you actually like Robotnik."
Rudy: "Because I thought they were a group talking about my Eggman toy."
Cream: "Oh! That makes sense."
Rudy: "Thanks Mom! Now I wonder why Sonic keeps paying an antagonistic visit to our place. I'll still be part of them, but I will only pretend to like Eggman."
Cream: "That's fine."
Meanwhile at Sonic's House...
Curd: "Sorry for saying that I hate you!"
Sonic: *facepalms* "I would've been fine with it if it only involved the "We Love Egghead" part, and I would've even liked it! Going as far as to say that you hate me for it, however? That's distasteful and way too far for an April Fools prank."
Curd: "Just punish me, Sonic."
Sonic: "The school will decide."
A balloon appears carrying a chilli dog
Curd: "From Rudy the Rabbit, wait, that's Ruby! Not Rudy! The Moonshine Merrymakers have woken up! Close the door quickly!"
Sonic: "That's the same cook who was part of the trick to let Speedy kick me out of their club so that I don't "bother" them. I'm still eating that, but I'm gonna close the-"
Swift: *closes the doors in 2 seconds*
Sonic: "Swift did it."
Swift: "The Moonshine Merrymakers have woken up! They might as well prank the entire city. Good thing April Fools was not on a weekend. If it was, though, then we might get the worst of TWO worlds!"
Sonic: "It's a Friday today, and we're thankful it's not a leap year. If it was, who knows what'll the fate of the city would be?"
Swift: "The Merrymakers will prank me, so I'm not going to do what I always do with them, try stopping them from liking Eggman. Speedy's going on a double pranking."
Sonic: "It's OK son, I just want you to be safe. Now that everything is closed, we won't be in any more trouble for the night!"
Swift: "Thanks dad!"
Sonic: "Why were you part of the parade?"
Swift: "To make sure everyone's safe. We got the role of walkers, because we don't want to participate at all."
Speedy: "Where are you Swift? Come out, I know you're there!"
Kate: "Don't, Speedy. That's already a victory for us."
The Next Day at Speedy's home...
Speedy: *receives a paper notification from the school*
Letter: "Dear Speedy's Parents, due to the recent events involving the April Fools prank your son, along with many other students of (insert grade number here), starting from next semester, they will be temporarily sent to the Gaia City Reform Camp due to the culturally insensitive implications to the march starting this next semester. Sincerely, the government"
Speedy: "REFORM CAMP? I just hate camping."
Speedy's Dad: "We'll talk to the authorities about this, because it wasn't your idea anyway."
Speedy: "Thanks, Dad!"
A few months later at the Reform Camp...
Speedy: "Swift? You and Ava were just the walkers! Why were you sent to Reform Camp?"
Swift: "Because I actually chose to."
Ava: "Yeah, the authorities did not force us to go there, we wanted Mom and Dad to send us here."
Curd: "That's veteran of you."
Lucy: "You at least have a lunch where I can cook for you even if this is a military camp!"
Speedy: "Hey Curd! By the way, how did you like April Fools?"
Curd: "I had a lot of fun! At the same time though, I'm sorry I let you all into this."
Speedy: "It's OK!"
Eleanor: *walks to the kids* "So, it seems that your parade a few months ago has garnered quite a lot of attention from everyone. By doing this, you have crossed a line that I must all lecture you on. Smearing against our veteran hero Sonic. I'm Eleanor, and I shall educate you all today on your mistake."
Swift: "It's not my fault! Neither was Ava's!"
Speedy: "Yes it is. It's your fault for choosing the Boot Camp."
Eleanor: "On your way to becoming veteran heroes, eh Swift and Ava?"
Swift: "Yeah!"
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