Maharba's Anomalous Hat

==The Anomalous Hat==
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Location: Earth, Arizona, Dimension Labs Facility-8 
First experiments 
Subject 64 and entity H were placed in a room. 
Test 1: 6:10 pm e-H was removed from 64's head, another hat appeared about 2 minutes later. e-H does not teleport, it duplicates, rendering the prevous hat taken off 64 useless, or what we will call a hatling, a hat that stems from the original. It's return time averages at 1 minute and 7 seconds, the most time being 3:02 and the least being 54 seconds. 
Test 2: 6:56 pm A Hatling was placed on a volunteer. Later, it was taken off, yet the hat did not return to the head. The Hatlings do not seem to work when taken from its chosen person. 
Test 3: 7:18 Sensors have been going haywire all day just being near that hat. It has been affecting our systems, looking for a portal that doesnt exist, but we cant remove it from 64's head. The Hatlings do not cause these problems. When we asked to borrow a hat to inspect it, 64 replied with "thats not a very good idea." What is wrong with that hat? Experiment 3 failed. Experiment on hold for 64's first mission, including 69. The mystery of the hat still escapes us.