Awkward Moments In My Life

Hello there! In here, I am going to tell you about the awkward moments I had in my life. I can't just keep them to myself, can I?
==#1==
My friend came over to my house, so we were chatting -- he mostly talked about new video games and TV shows, while I talked about my poems, he didn't seem too interested in them. Well, I didn't know that he invited my crush in my house either, so, when she came in  I looked at my friend, and he was like:
And I was like:
And so, I tried avoiding my friend, not to cause any other emberrasing moments.
==#2==
Once, I was sitting at the table, looking at the candle and thinking how good it must taste. I didn't notice that I actually said "It looks so tasty." and my brother started laughing. I got annoyed and tried ignoring him, but his loud laughing ripped me into little pieces. So, in order to proove him wrong, that the candle WAS tasty, I reached for it and put it in my mouth. That seemed to make my bro stop laughing, he looked quite surprised. But, the moment I tasted the candle, I spit it out and started gasping for air, thinking it might stop the horrible taste. And because of my stupidity, my brother started laughing even more. From now on, I never take candles seriously again.
==#3==
It was a nice summer night, a little bit breezy, but still hot. I felt like I was dieing from the heat, when my brother came into my room. He turned on the lights and said "Mom and dad aren't here. Lets go have a drink." I was surprised and tried to protest, but my bro interrupted me and said "The drink will cool you off, dude. Stop gaping your mouth like a fish." Well, I believed him and followed him. Guess what the drink was?
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It was alcohol....
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And at first we were like:
But then the fun was gone...
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My parents came in, everything was distroyed by us...
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And my bro was like:
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While I was like:
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And so we got in BIG BIG trouble....
==THE END==
I think there will be no end to my stupidity...
Never...
And so: