Terrible Fanfic

Basically, this is what goes on in my head when I sleep at school and get sleep paralysis. (SunFIowersArt1) 
Tsunami swam into the chocolate river, which was full of yumminess. She died from the yumminess and the cows took out jars and rickrolled Winter. Mandrake covered Sundew's ears. Sundew bit Mandrake and Cobra Lily. He also ate Rick Astley, and a baby cow ate Bumblebee, and Whirlpoop shouted; "Get Kniv-" He ran fom Bumblebee, ending Whirlpoop forever. Thank you, but the blood red Skywing dingus is dabbing at the chunky galax chocolate bars threw urine in my eyeballs Winter and Qibli are flying to get Tennessee Jade Mt. KISSING? Sky is walking watching with Dusky to Qibdonalds. Exploded Moon frisbee hit Aqua in park shimmied while *insert generic self insert oc* ... kicked Qibli. Moonwatcher cried after Aurora stabbed her, LOL. Sunny fast fruit on the tree with suitcases and phoenixes; with purple bananas. Winter went to Antarctica with Qibli and Sunny. Then for nine hours sand Fortite Battler Pass. Sunny died. Moonwatcher shows Qibli music: "QINTERWATCHER SONG." Qibli ate 20 turtles. Anemone steals toes occasionally because she's imposter. Duh. Darkstalker is h/m/phobic and crazy for EATING FATHOM AND MORROWSEER's feet, or playing Connect4 because Connect4 is awesome. And then Auklet danced to screams of Deathbringer. And Qibli baked jar of Tsunami Whirlpoop into a cake. Eats it it with a spoon. Then among the Clay there's a imposter among Jade Mounntain. A bean named Bobby who went to McDonald's to eat fries and Kinkanuggies. They twerked because he liked wintershake-SIKE! Not tasty. The words aren't were they disliked candies, because Qibli ate shards and vomited cacti with diamonds. His stomach was moldy and Moon. He listened to Never Gonna Give You Up after dying and crying, plus Winter tried to eat 200 Qiblis, so he threw up. Whiteout was skipping to Subway because she wanted to eat a Qiburger, but her brother said "no" because he hates burgers, but he has a secret, which Sundew did not know of know: he tried eating a cookie, but Wasp choked him on a platform made of Qiburgers and DEATH SPARKLES and treestuuff and finally glue. Purple children like glue because yes. Berries are amazing, and gelatin you ate tickles your earwax. Cricket asks Whirlpoop why he's a little ****. Whirlpoop decides that Cricket has to die; Anemone must cause chaos; and Coral does not need this water to be cool or alive; but Gill ate Auklet, and Coral died, but she didn't die, because Peacemaker was the MURDERER of Auklet, Anemone, and Tsunami's unborn sibling. He ate the CHILDREN and Qibli ate roasted cheese and spontaneously combusted his organs. Anemone thought she had breakfast, but she hadn't eaten goat before, so she tried and she hated it because of how it tasted. Then she found a Tamarin and decided to eat her breakfast because she wanted to go vegan but she cried when her tail caught a spiky burr and she tore her claw and screamed scared child then took Carnelian's Clearsight's leg with chainsaws then and bananas wasn’t edible because fire burned Peril who laughed evily: "MWHAHAHAHAHAH!" Kestrel disintegrated Chameleon with a sword that was covered in gelatin CHILDREN, but Chameleon sliced Blaze's kidneys in shreds, but she with died in Glacier Blaze loves Willow because she ate some SNUDOO wings and toes. Also, Kinkajou ate parmesan pencils while exterminating carrots on squash. Additionally, she was screaming, "I want PIZZA made with frog legs with extra teeth on the crusts of the pizza trolley!" But Lagoon sang I Kissed a Mouse Girl by The Arena after that fight with Peril with a grain of sand since the sand melted when Bumblebee sang Never Gonna Give Cliff Up Up to Blue who was RATTLESNAKE'S BOYFRIEND. Starflight loves pickles and potatoes but hates pickles that taste like his toes. Which "Why has Crusty Krab, rotten stuff so let's go sing rickroll to Deathbringer since he is thirsty. Once in a million years, everything implodes, so we die. Hooray. Amongus. Qibli dies. Stop why is happening? This is crazy help" Bacon lol Taco Qibli ate smolder for no reason because Winter = smart and buff. Qibli never feeds Tsunami’s walrus cupcakes because everyone said “Why the hell are cockroaches material girls.” then Whirlpoop fell down a cliff and died but Shark wasn’t going to save him because he was a b**tch. Cobra lily threw Morrowseer at a wall and his neck made a red splat. Then Moon went BRRRRRRRRRRRR into the unkooooooownnnn To eat moonfries™. The end. Sky wanted power to eat jalapeno island a owns now i when a ow also s amid an a.AP which she has dark souls. Jiao also aha and a jaja koala is also is amma nana hand alla owns nano a jaja low also wine banana low lake an animus also cats can fly and pigs are goats ajaisbhamakqj d who q when eu nahi hanqmqoksna. Hammocks. Brains are ajnaskkaoqkenq!oh sms ive and i is-is your head to you for goat yummy. AAAAAAAAAh *breathes in loudly* CALM. THE. F**K. DOWN!! NO. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Swordtail evaporated and when Blue discovered eggs he screamed “DUCES!” & he ate mandrake who looked like birds and glitter pompoms glued together with CornJuice™ and Sundew then she ate Hvitur all alone with scavenger babies who were crying with Snowfall so queen Thorn said that scavengers are stupid and cant live anymore because they cant fly away from the sausage. Grasshopper jumped up above Cricket who ran to Blue , which was eating blueberries, honey and wasps which kept poking his throat. Typhoon licked an icicle saying you messed Qibdonalds because assassinate your mother and then Murderbasket danced inside Glory house where Peacemaker’s PIE was then made. A.
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