The Life of Steve and Gav

is a fan fiction series by Sol. Sorry if parts of it are incorrect, I don't have MC on my computer or Xbox.
==Running Gags==
*"Sheep in my house"
==Plot==
We see a land filled with lush vegetation, sheep in my house, newbies punching wood, and more newbies punching wood.
The screen zooms in on the newbies punching wood.
Steve: PUNCH! PUNCH! AND PUNCH!
Gav: MY FIST HURTS!
Steve: AND PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH!
Gav: YOU DO IT! MY ARM FEELS LIKE IT'S ABOUT TO FALL OFF!
Gav's arm falls off.
Gav: NOT AGAIN! I THOUGHT WHEN WE WERE LEAVING THE VILLAGE WE WOULDN'T GET HURT!
Steve: Thank god the blacksmith gave me wood and leather, the strongest things ever.
Steve gets out a wooden axe and knocks the tree down. It kills a villager. Steve picks up the 7 blocks of wood. Gav puts his arm back on.
Gav: At least there are no iron golems here.
Something creeps up behind them.
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Gav: RUN FOR YOUR BLOCKS!
Steve and Gav run for miles.
They end up where they were before.
Steve: We should really plant these saplings. SHOVEL TIME!
Steve gets out a shovel and it whacks Gav in the face, and he falls down a cavern.
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Steve: Now Gav, MAKE PLANKS!
Gav: I'm good at planking.
Steve facepalms.
Steve: Just cut them up.
Gav: HOW, YOU DANG TUTORIAL MAN!?
Steve: It's actually very complicated. I shall explain.
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The next day, twenty-eight planks are on the ground.
Steve: NOW MAKE A CRAFTING TABLE GAV
Gav: ... DIE STEVE DIE!
Gav rams four planks together to make a crafting table.
Gav: TADA!
Steve: Now my slave, take it back to our ever-so-strong house of wood.
Gav: You'll be dead in the morning.
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The next morning, Gav has a wood pickaxe sitting out on the ground in front of the weak wood house. And Steve is alive.
Gav: I should go mining in.... MINE MOUNTAIN!
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Gav: STUPID STONE! GET OUTTA MY WAY!
Gav gives up and walks down the mountain, not realizing zombies are following him. He jumps over the huge 100-foot wide cavern he fell into earlier in a single leap. The zombies fall down in.
Once Gav is home he makes a stone pickaxe, stone axe, and a stone shovel.
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That night, a fire starts in the house.
Steve: GAV WAKE UP!
Gav wakes up and grabs his stuff.
Steve: RUN!
They run out of the house and they see Steve's tools burning.
Steve: I still have my badash leather.
Gav sets out to make a new house on the side of Mine Mountain.
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Steve makes a house by digging a hole in the ground. Gav has his house's front outer walls made out of stone. Then a layer of wood. Then a bed and some sheep.
Gav: SHEEP IN MY HOUSE!
Someone knocks on Gavin's door.
Gav: You're a Creeper aren't you?
Creeper: No, I'm Pssssy. OH SSSSSHEET!
The Creeper explodes and makes Gav's house airborne for a few seconds. It lands on a village tower. The tower caves in and kills several villagers. An Iron Golem walks up.
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