Para-ABnormal Activty

Wazzup, Bird Lovers? Happy Ham'o'ween! I made this as a spooky way to thank those of you who've sticked with us for this long! But why are you still looking up here? Read on! 
- Ryan Jefrey Johnson
==Chapter 1: Trick-or-Tweet==
It was a spooky Ham'o'ween night. Ryan was taking Hamm out trick-or-tweeting. Hamm was dressed as a tiny mummy pig. "Okay, Hammy," Ryan told his son, looking into his candy bucket. I think after one more house your bucket will be full." The last house was Davey's house. They walked up to it and Ryan knocked on the door. Davey opened it. "Tick-o-teet!" Hamm giggled. Davey groaned and chucked a few candy pieces into Hamm's bucket. "Tank woo!" Hamm said. "Yeah, yeah, whatever," Davey grumbled. Dude, what's your problem? Ryan mouthed to Davey. Davey groaned again and closed the door. I hate that guy, Ryan thought as they walked away.
==Chapter 2: Welcome to Your Nightmare ==
Ryan and Hamm walked past the Haunted House Ryan, Tyler, and Daniel had been working on. "Wowee!" Hamm said, hopping twoards it. "Wait, Hamm!" Ryan called. "It might be too scary for you!" "Awwww!" Hamm moaned, scooting back twoards his dad. All of a sudden, a yellow mist surrounded him. "What the Bird?" said Ryan, hopping over. Then Hamm started to float. With the yellow mist surrounding him, he suddenly flew into the haunted house. "DADA!" Hamm cried. "No, no, NO!" Ryan yelled, running after. BAM! The doors of the haunted house slammed in his face. He grabbed the handle and tried to open it. "The darn thing's stuck!" Ryan groaned. Daniel and Tyler ran over. "Dude, what happened?" Tyler asked. "Yeah, we heard you scream," said Tyler. "It's Hamm," Ryan explained. We were walking by the entrance, when this yellow-ish smoke surrounded him and somehow carried him in there. Now I can't open the door!"
==Chapter 3: The Break-In==
"I know!" said Tyler. "Let's combine our powers!" "Yeah!" said the three birds. They joined together and lunged at the door. They zapped the door, inflated to break it, and sped through it all at once. They were in! "Okay," said Tyler. "We built this house as a maze, so we're gonna have to split up." "Hold on," said Daniel. "Let's just think for a moment. How could some kind of 'yellow smoke' carry off Hamm?" "Sounds like... a ghost!" said Tyler. "Don't be silly," said Daniel. "Everyone knows that Ectoplasmic beings of para-normal activity have always ceased to exist." Ryan and Tyler stared at him. "What?" asked Ryan. "There's no such thing as ghosts," Daniel explained. "I don't know," said Tyler. "Remember a few Ham'o'weens ago when that ghost snuck up on us and trick-or-tweeted with us? "Tyler," said Ryan. "That was my costume." "Oh, yeah!" Tyler laughed. "Let's just go find Hamm," said Daniel. The three birds split up and each took different hallway to find Hamm.
==Chapter 4: Daniel's Discovery==
Daniel hopped through the haunted house. He had programmed it to not have things jump out at he, Tyler, and Ryan were in there. But then all of a sudden, he felt a scratch on his shoulder. He turned around to see a bird skeleton! "AAAAAAAHH!" he screamed, running further into the hall. Uh, maybe it was a malfunction or something, Daniel thought, slowing down. He crept silently. "Hamm?" he called. "Hammy?" Then he heard a small voice very faintly. "Dan-Dan!" Daniel gasped. "Hamm!" he called, running towards the sand. "Uncle Dan-Dan's coming!" Then he heard a creek from above. A skeleton hand reached down from above, took Daniel's hat, and flew back up. "Hey!" Daniel called. "Give it back!" No answer. "Computer!" Daniel said. "Bring my hat back down!" The skeleton hand came back down, but not with Daniel's hat. It grabbed him by the head feathers. "YOUCH!" Daniel screamed. On the wall opposite from him, a small hatch opened. The hand threw him into it, and the hatch closed.
==Chapter 5: The Terror of Tyler==
Tyler hopped excitedly through the hall. He didn't mind the malfunction because he founded fun to be scared. "RAWR!" A Vampire-bird appeared in front of him. He burst out laughing. "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" He hopped further down the hall and listened for the sound of Hamm. "Hammy?" Tyler called. "Ty-Ty!" said a muffled voice. That sounds like it came from inside the wall, Tyler thought to himself. "Hammy?" Tyler called again. "Ty-Ty!" "Where are you?" Tyler called back. "Wost!" (That ment lost) the voice said. "Keep talking, Hammy!" said Tyler. "I'll follow the sound of your voice!" "La la la la, la la la la, Emobird's World!" Hamm sang. Suddnely, he found the exact place in the wall Hamm's voice was coming from. "Hammy!" said Tyler. "I found you!" "Yay!" Hamm sang. "Now I just gotta figure out how to get you out of there." All of a sudden, the yellow mist formed around Tyler. "W-What's happening?!" he cried. A hatch on the wall appeared and opened. The yellow mist carried Tyler into it and the hatch closed again.
==Chapter 6: Ryan and the Reeper==
Ryan zipped through the house, avoiding the menacing Vampire, Skeleton, and Zombie birds. But then he heard it. The faint crying of a scared baby pig. "Waaaaaah!" "Hamm!" Ryan called. "Dada's coming to find you!" "GROWL!" A big reeper-bird appeared infront of Ryan. Ryan screamed. "Happy Ham'o'ween!" the animatronic figure snarled. Ryan tried to get passed, but the reeper kept blocking him. "Your hour is up!" the reeper said and its big, fake scythe dropped down, nearly missing Ryan. "Dang it, computer!" Ryan called, trying to get passed the reeper that wouldn't go back into the wall. "Put the scythe away," Ryan told the reeper. "I built you!" The reeper said nothing and brought down the scythe once more, again only missing Ryan by a feather. "Okay, then," Ryan said. "I'm sorry I have to do this." Ryan ran back to the start of the hall and sped forward at the reeper. But the reeper, which he had made out of a very strong material, bended back, and shot Ryan like a slingshot. Another hatch opened in the wall and Ryan flew into it. And once again, it closed.
==Chapter 7: An Old Friend==
"Daniel! Tyler! Hamm!" said Ryan. They were in a small room were each of them and came to through the hatches. "Okay, I'll be honest." Daniel said. "This has been the worst Halloween of my life." "Amen, brother." said Tyler. "But we're not done yet," said Ryan. "We need to figure out who's behind all this." "THAT SHOULDN'T BE HARD." a familiar voice said. The yellow mist came back and swirled around them. "Not this again!" said Ryan. "Dada!" cried Hamm, hugging his dad. "Hello, Hamm." said the voice. "What? How does he know his name?" Ryan asked. "I know you're name too, Ryan." the voice said. "And Daniel's, and Tyler's." "Oh yeah, what are they?" Tyler said. "Tyler," said Daniel. "He just told us." "Oh, yeah," said Tyler. The mist all formed together to make the shape of... a Goggle Bird? "Wait a second," said Daniel. "Flammable!" Flammable's face appeared. "It's me!" he said cheerfully. "Flame!" cheered Tyler. "It really IS you!"
==Chapter 8: The Big Idea==
"Sorry I scared you guys," Flammable said. "I just wanted to see you." "What's it like being a ghost?" Tyler asked. "Do you really wanna know?" asked Flammable. "Probably not," said Tyler. "Wait a second!" Ryan said. "Daniel!" "Your Ghost Maker 300! If we could reverse the polarity, we could turn Flammable back into a bird!" Daniel thought for a moment. "It's worth a shot," he said. "Let's do this!" They all went to Daniel's lab. Daniel fired up the Ghost Maker. "Everyone, stand back!" Daniel said. Flammable floated into the Ghost Maker Chamber. Daniel reversed some of the wires and got the machine ready. He grabbed the switch with his beak, and yanked it. The entire room filled with blue electricty. Then it stopped, and smoke filled the room. When it cleared, Daniel opened the door. Flammable stepped out- back to normal! The birds cheered!
==Chapter 9: Back to Normal==
And so everything went back to normal. Flammable again became a resident of Piggy Island, November began, and everyone was happy. "Y'know," said Daniel. "That actually was a pretty fun Ham'o'ween." You said it!" said Ryan. "Amen brothers!" Tyler said. They all laughed.