Roller Derby Girl

She showed up with a scar on her forehead and a look of proudness. Her rollerskates were ready to be played with. Ready to be challenged in a two-timed jam! Well, her contestants took one look at her. "Why are you here?" asked one of the players. "I thought the team was already full," said another. "Who said the team was full?" the Roller Derby Girl asked. "You can't have a team too big, and besides, you can never have your team too big to get more players in."
"Yeah, on easy street, dummy," said another one of the players. "You're supposed to have only 16 on the team. You're just a fifth wheel." The Roller Derby Girl still was confident. "Let me show you some of my tricks," she said. First she went in a circle, then went in a backwards circle, and then got so dizzy she almost hacked. The contestants laughed. "Wait until you see this, " said the Roller Derby Girl. She took her helmet off.
I might not explain it super well, but the look of her smooth, blonde hair made the players speechless. It was like looking for a nice hairpiece among all of the other stupid hair designs. The Roller Derby Girl put her helmet back on. "Will you accept me now? Can we play a 60-minute game?" she asked with great pride. She put her helmet back on. "Sort of the 'straight from Arabia' look," she said, pointing at the detailed star at her helmet.
"Sort of the 'lobotomy patient' look," muttered the players.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 9 Minifigures