When You're Here, You're a Machine

When You're Here, You're a Machine is the twentieth episode of Off Book: The Improvised Musical, and features guests Corrine Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We Fucked podcast. The musical follows the sexual awakening of Darryl, the political awakening of a bathroom full of robots, and a management change at a local Olive Garden and Taco Bell.
== Episode Description ==
Corrine Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson of the Guys We Fucked podcast join Zach and Jess for the ultimate sewer rat, sentient object & chain restaurant musical. With songs like "Waving in Front of a Faucet," "Takes a Whole Room to Make a Bathroom" and "Taco Bell," you'll be craving some Cheesy Gordita Crunch wraps and breadsticks after belting along to these tunes.Official Episode Description
== Musical Cast ==
=== Corrine Fisher ===
* Kelly
* Faucet #3
* The Floor
* Jennifer, the Handle to the Door
* Sewer Rat #3
* Todd Hemsworth
=== Krystyna Hutchinson ===
* Tanya
* Victor the Paper Towel Dispenser
* Bob The Door
* Sewer Rat #2
* Brenda
* Taco Bell Employee #3
=== Jessica McKenna ===
* Darryl
* Faucet #1
* Betty Bidet
* Taco Bell Employee #1
=== Zach Reino ===
* Tommy
* Faucet #2
* The Fluorescent Lights
* Rachel, the Handle to the Other Door
* Sewer Rat #1 (Pi-Rat)
* Guiseppe
* Taco Bell Employee #2
== Songs ==
* "Waving in Front of a Faucet" (4:20) 
* "I Got My V-Card" (7:33)
* "Takes a Whole Room to Make a Bathroom" (12:38)
* "Dance for Us" (15:56)
* "Taco Bell (The Sewer Rats' Song)" (21:53)
* "At Olive Garden" (25:38)
* "Like a Thing You Thought You Knew But You Don't" (29:53)
* "The Fiat Song" (35:51)
* "Ding Dong" (37:18)
* "A Pirate and a Pi-Rat" (41:00)
* "The Fiat Song (Reprise)" (43:50)
* "Rat-mantic" (45:09)
* "Dance Dance Revolution (Finale)" (52:28)
Closing Songs (Table of Bomb-tents):
* "Cry in the Privacy of My Own Home" (59:20)
* "Silent but Lovely" (1:00:10)
* "Sexual Education" (1:02:09)
* "How Should You Use a Sex Toy?" (1:03:52)
== The Machines' List of Demands ==
# Dance for us with no music that we hear.
# Make us kings.
# All power grids need to be reinforced.
# Everyone drives a Tesla, no one rides a horse.
# Hidden cameras everywhere.
# Hidden cameras in all the stuffed animals, especially the bears.
# Develop technology so you can give us taste buds, then make us every concoction you can make from a potato.
# Rename every river "The Nile."
# Rename all oceans "The River Nile."
== As We Say Every Week... ==
== Trivia ==
* Although the sign-offs start to evolve several episodes prior, this is the first to introduce the main formula going forward, where one host says "As we say every week" to start the sign-off and the other host finishes it with a rhyme.
== Gallery ==
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== References ==
Category:Episodes
Category:Corrine Fisher
Category:Krystyna Hutchinson
Category:Table of Bomb-tents