ChillVampire's River Mermaid Oneshot

Be Me, DM
Be not me, two bastard river mermaids fixing to have themselves some fun
Set in a small Ecinevian port town
They mess around fucking with a captian and his ship until it goes into port
The also mess with a fisherman and harass the dockworkers 
One of the mermaids has alter self and uses it to sneak into town as a human 
Has no clothing apart from a few scraps
Is not used to walking at all and stumbles around a lot
These two things get her caught by a guard almost immediately
Mermaid makes up a story about how she was ambushed on the road and everything she had on her was stolen
Guard is mostly convinced, but think she might just be crazy so guides her to the physician to be checked up on 
There she receives a simple liten gown and is left in the patient’s room while the physician gets is tools
Sees a window in the back and a jar full of strange objects (ye old gummy drops)
steals the jar and smashes the window to escape
Is now on the streets, trying to find where the sail supplies is stored so she can burn the building to the ground 
Still walks like she never used legs before (which she hasn't) and gets stopped by a dockmaster wondering what is going on
Convinces him that she is fine and inquires about the location of ship supplies, namely sails
The dockmaster asks why and the mermaid says to fix up her ship
Partially fails her deception and the dockmaster narrows her eyes
She is worried that the ship is illegally moored off of the docs to avoid paying the proper dues
The dockmaster inquires about the location of the ship 
Mermaid deflects poorly and asks about the location of supplies again
Dockmaster, now thinking that she wants to steal ship supplies as well, calls over a guard
Mermaid goes to run, but doesn’t get far with her land legs 
Gets grabbed by two guards and is starts to get hauled off 
Mermaid screams her friends name
At the docks the other mermaid hears, and quickly formulates a masterful plan to help her friend
She propels herself onto the dock and starts screech at the top of her lungs
This goes on for a good 30 seconds until one of the dockhands takes a running kick and her and punts her back into the water
A distant screech can be heard as two guards drag the mermaid away
The mermaid drops alter self to the shock of the guards and grows some spikes to get them off of her
Succeeds and after a few tries dives back into the water
Everybody is watching at this point and the dockmaster gives a long winded speech about how mermaids are worse than rats and how they could be productive and 
civilised they could enjoy the grace of Gloria-Etalia and humankind
The mermaids ignore her and as the dockmaster stomps off the sample the candy
The jar was taken from her but she sneaked a few away before that happened
They try it and find it to be the most delicious thing they had ever tasted
As everyone is going back about their business there is a groan as the mermaids pop their heads back up
There is more of a shock when the mermaids ask for Kandee and are willing to trade for it
It’s midmorning by this time, and a fisherman walks up to them with a bucket
If they fill the bucket with fish he will get them candy
The mermaids do so with a surprising speed
The fisherman, impressed, goes away and comes back with some chocolate
The mermaid grabs it and shoots back into the water
The session ends with the two enjoying chocolatey goodness and the bottom of the river
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