The Secret Code

This page, , details a very secret code. Beware, you may not understand what they say, so I’ve included partial transcriptions from Emma and Benton.
= Log 1, 2001: CECIL =
# Cecil: мгNE232, hypnic package 1553223709812330496.
# Benton: I shall investigate /hypnic/ CECIL, as 1553223709812330496 /untitled/.
# Emma: Cecil, around the time, our ten-thousandth agent has joined at 1553223709812330496.
## Cecil: I know. Give 1553223709812330496 a shout!
### Sathe: Really? I’m 1553223709812330496? As 10,000?
#### Benton: Yes, Sathe, you are 1553223709812330496.
# Emma: Uh, he made it scattered dry and dried up, forming a lot to form a quilt that would inject a lot of it, and it would suffocate his thigh, then he would cut it under the thickets of Sophia, and there would be a lot of people to create a Gaza strip, and he would cut it.
## Sathe: We have found it, the Gaza Bible.
# Cecil: We have calculated that the precise angle to the “heavens of Gazaden” are 1553266707736567808! meters away.
## Sathe: You mean 1553266707736567808 factorial?
### Cecil: Affirmative.
# Benton: We shall create an ARG for a two out of 1553268929610629120!! chance to solve it.
## Cecil: Affirmative. We shall start working on it now.
== ARG Documentation ==
Password: 16.0309.66.1553268929610629120 for main page.
=== Romico ===
You will be redirected to www.romico.org to find a link to “GAZADEN”. Opening it would like to the images directory, showing you the Romico logo and 1553268929610629120.jpg, which displays one URL called “passthedutchie.gaza.org”.
=== passthedutchie.gaza.org ===
When it was first discovered, it had an input box. You needed to type in “1553409532646150144” as the password.
==== /images/ ====
# 1553226178328031233.jpg - says “/admin/“.
==== /tenuit/ ====
# 1553485540900581376.html - redirects to a video of “the Gaza Bible being read”. 
==== /admin/ ====
# Coordinates.
=== The Hiding Game ===
The coordinates will lead you to a remote building, where you hide under a table.
After 3 hours, open the floorboard to find a letter: “CHEWYTIKIGRIEFOPTIMALTANGOBREAKFASTMOTHERFISHYTROLLRAPTORWATERTREADMILLBEATBOXERTUBASHIRTCOOLCHINABROTHSIMILEFEATHERQUEENSEYEDROBOTBEARTEARYDUSTEDLIGHTLYKNIGHTPUPPYPOODLESWISSAGAINVOICEDINTELLIGENTNEGLIGENTPULPGASPBREATHEAFFIRMATIVECRUNCHSUNDAYSDESCRIBEPRACTICE“
Enter that code into passthedutchie.gaza.org’s infobox to redirect to another website:
==== theend.gaza.org ====
The end of the ARG.
= Log 2: 1554548754421649408 (2001-2002) =
# Sathe: By an angle of 1554548754421649408! is circumnavigating through radar to find underground “Gaza Ark”.
## Benton: 1554548754421649408! is being located, and it is near the radar.
### Emma: Circumnavigation found the “Gaza Ark”. At exactly 1554548754421649408!° southwest from Heaven and 1554548754421649408 millimeters from the ocean holds the “Gaza Ark”. Noobsi from the The Noobenburg Incidents have been found.
# Cecil: Upon further examining, a text has been found: “CAGE BIZARRE TOFU BALLISIC PEASANTRY DILATE YACHT PEPPERMINT COTTAGE STINGRAY GOLD SPAWNED JIGGLE RAPID IMPISH PENETRATION”.
## Emma: We must decode it.
### Benton: I definitely agree.
#### Sathe: Me too!
##### Cecil: ALL AGREED!
# Sathe: We have found an ancient Gazan settlement at a 91423760885042126132186931848770643825321805079674933251° angle.
## Emma: A single chokeberry has been found.
### Sathe: New species alert!
# Emma: Inscription. Page 0. IGUANODONTIAN ENCELADUS, 37 degrees. Page 1. TIKI UBE EYED, 33 degrees. Page 2. RESIN EXPATIATE LLAMA. (ETAOIN ∆) 9! Page §π. Not promising to herbivores. Sundial at Noon. Page 3. IGNORE THE NUMBERS Page 4. HICCUPS SPECIMEN. √64.
## Sathe: Very cryptic. Similar to that So Joana Book.
### Benton: ASSOCIA MAYONNAISE. 0 Not promising to the herbivores.E.
#### Transcription: Using sum of a1z26 values, calculus (to get a clue shaped like a sausage) and using trigonometry with the sum as an angle, then placing an imaginary wall at noon, with the sun’s shadow directing to the Gaza Sausage Factory.
## Sathe: Cup found 1 mètre near. X-raying.
### Emma: Greek letters.
#### Sathe: Mesos. Meaning middle.
== PHONOGRAPH SOUND 00001 ==
# PHONOGRAPH SOUND REC.
## LaDiDaDoDoDa! LAsoDisoDisoSoSODISODAdoDodoDO
## Rad, the Tiki, Llama Vicky, loan for a Ricky.
### Hiccup by the door on left - Llama Vicky has theft!
## 82615 46009 40906 78908 85756
### Teeny donut, teeny, teeny donut!
### What small bagel covered in frosting
### In the shape of a cool, thick torus!
## 12752
### LaDi, ladi, LaDI by my side
#### Laddie - never leave again,
#### I assign the name of Ben,
#### What a cute boy,
#### With only a pacifier toy,
#### His third eye,
##### His third eye,
#### Means he sucks literally,
### DAdumDAdumdingDingDumDUMMYdumdumBaSoLoSoLoSOlolilolilolillllLOLifidoLoMeDaDI
## 75931
### yumPA yumPA yummy yummy yumPA
#### DOMESTIC BANK ACCOUNT 
##### domestic gas station 
#### ANYTHING DOMESTIC
### do Do DOOT laDOOT 
#### didi DUMdum
## 308167
### tobatededatilali
## MOHAWK
### he was a hammy lad
#### by the name of B. Zweistein
##### two stones his family’s god
###### the god of hope and rock
####### all started in 1864
### HE HAD A BARKING DOG
#### MR ZWEISTEIN!
# daLIDAdumdum
## daKADEEEEEEEE
# daDUM-M-M!
= Log 3: Ben Zweistein (2002) =
== Numbers ==
# 35794 51943
== Log ==
# Narrator: Once upon a time, there were two people in the ancient land of Taiko that believed in the gods of the sky and one day, the gods told them to make a secret code. One code that would be only known by the divine interventions of the people and be spoken once in a century. The samurais brought the code to Tochigi, where it was drowned in a water well for the people of the future to find.
# Tatami: Konichiwa! I'm Tatami, a resident in Tochigi.
# Sathe (falls from the sky): AAAAAAAAA! YOU ARE THE KEY, TOCHIGI! GO TO THE CODE!
# Tatami: What code?
# Sathe (pointing to the local water well): The code in the well.
# Tatami: There's no code...
# Sathe: Follow me.
# (Shigeru, Tatami's husband, follows Tatami and Sathe.)
# Shigeru: Hello, I'm Shigeru.
# Sathe: Hello, Shigeru!
# (Sathe, Tatami and Shigeru arrive at the water well.)
# Tatami: I never noticed that katana before.
# (Sathe pulls the katana and slices the well like how a samurai slices bamboo.)
# Shigeru: I've always wanted to go inside that well since I was a child.
# Sathe: Well, you're in luck! The code is inside.
# (Tatami and Shigeru follow Sathe to a secret entrance that hasn't been opened in a century.)
# Tatami: Wow.
# Sathe: And there it is.
# (A centenarian emerges out of nowhere. He tells them to go away.)
# Yushin: GO AWAY, YOU THREE! THIS IS A SECRET PLACE!
# Sathe: No.
# Yushin: Oh, never mind. Hello, my dear Sathe. And who are you two?
# Tatami: I'm Tatami, and this is Shigeru.￼
# Yushin: I'm sorry, but I will reveal the code if you are selected by the gods, and that will happen in...
# (Yushin checks his watch.) 
# Yushin: …about one minute. Uh-oh, better rush!
# (Thunder strikes.)
# Yushin: It is time. 
# (Yushin blows a big warhorn-shaped object. It makes a sound resembling an Aztec death whistle pitched lower. Sathe grabs their hands and walks up the steps. A crowd is gathered and a cloud resembling a finger makes lightning strikes that eventually morph into a strong and powerful voice known as the God.)
# God: Konichiwa.
# (Everyone bows towards the cloud.)
# Everyone: Oss!
# God: I will now pick the receiver of the code. I have been very observant, and I have warned last century’s receiver about the perfect qualities of his successor, and he has picked several candidates. Unfortunately, all of them have turned down the offer.
# (A murmur erupts.)
# God: I have given many clues to you all, and the answer is…
# (The murmur stops and lightning strikes on Tatami.)
# God: Tatami!
# (Tatami is whisked away by Yushin into the well.)
# Yushin: I am 124 years old, and I am the previous receiver. The code grants you immortality.
# Tatami: Oss.
# Read the rest at Taiko’s Code.
=== The Revealing ==
= The Noobenburg Incidents =
The Noobenburg Incidents are a set of incidents involving noobs being destroyed.
== History ==
The first incident was recorded by newspapers near Noobenburg, such as Offton. when thousands of noobs to the war was strategically bombed during the noon of 29 June 1914.Main Incident 1556395461606379521 “AWAY HUMMED PARADOX MATHEMATICS DEFEATING LABORATORY ITCHED RECEIVING CURSIVE” The war had just started and many people took pictures as fire spread across the Gaza territory from Austria and Hungary. “During the start of the War, a giant mob of foolish and clumsy noobs rioted to end the war short, but the government responded by bombing the base. In the aftermath, I saw the rotten smell of corpses around the base, with 2-month-old sulphuric acid splattered over their bodies. Survivor noobs are being held prisoners in a concrete, rotting prison with rats scampering in their floor-beds. They are constantly injured by “launchers”, which is what the police and military call guns. Thank god we have defeated the noobs.”, the Offton Gazette reported in the 30 June 1914 issue. (If you must know who wrote that excerpt, it was John Hamly, an immigrant from the United Kingdom to a city between the present-day countries of Austria and Hungary.)
== Pictures ==
D3FFC927-9932-42E7-BE7A-6F4684A5C1AA.jpeg|A giant noob being destroyed on June 9, 1943, captured in colour. Noob Serial Number (NSN): G41924638
2A3BCA93-8E11-4551-BB6E-4502D8B03890.jpeg|The same giant noob from the previous picture. Noob Serial Number (NSN): G41924638
EB89399B-4192-4638-BFB9-54DFB7BBE5A4.jpeg|You can see two bombs exploding in the giant noob’s “building blocks”. And yes, this was the same noob, also taken on June 9, 1943. Noob Serial Number (NSN): G41924638
Noobenburg Incident October 14, 1946.jpg|A giant noob in the middle of the “process”. Taken on October 14, 1946. The effects of the bomb have affected the picture in the southwest corner. NSN: H85630279
Artist’s depiction of a giant noob being destroyed.jpg|A warthog bomb was thrown at this one. Drawn on September 15, 1950. NSN: Z19436704
Patent of the Giant Noob Model (Original, 1914).jpg|Original patent of the giant noob model used mainly for practice of the incidents.
Debris.jpeg|Debris of the last original giant noob. Taken on October 26, 1957. NSN: Z99999999
D80CC841-678A-42BB-9A01-EEF4D81D4571.jpeg|The first modern giant noob being destroyed. Taken on January 1, 1958 to celebrate the new year. NSN: MAA0001
= Credits =
Please note that these are their usernames in the log, not their real names.
== Usernames: Part 1 ==
# cecils79
# emmamama
# bentoboxer97
# sathemilst922
# hajawahhika_ilg05
# barney_star7
# mzurad
# gloobobb
# redcedarjello
# BerndDanceRebel
# wath00
# thesinglechokeberry02
# 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##
# rob764
# mainadmin00
# taha3663m
# u163534
# 2deuschgu
# gaza16363
# limniv34y
# 85cze
# ndrwkuj1471p
# chqzptfhroo67
# qdwijg92
# hdvnkibd55rg
# zj776mvocwraag
# ee7hchisv90
# hmo_4ra5ju
# dkj6_gved708h
# gz5838slj
# jfmii683
# tokyo379
# lii3988
# rictura479
# egyp0
# npaajes0
# edgy78488
# kaptivrock
# esther75
# carl72
# xeqga
# crumblingparade388
# 7883z_qdc5kz
# ghfv05w_jha
# gja57z_kz
== Usernames: Part 2 ==
# freshfishy1
# toastytofu
# WhileAkeward
# cuzchaos
# majorexistz
# astropasta
# plagueratz
# ElTrufflo
# antiq0
# StolededTruck
# ctrlqleaver
# coolerthanidk
# killerbanana
#
== Real names ==
These are their real names.
=== Real Names - Part 1 ===
# Cecil Abbott
# Emma Abrams
# Benton Abrams
# James Hernandez
# Sathe Milner
# Bruno Parramatta 
# José Reino
# Anna Rosen
# Terezija Adzovic
# John Wastall
# David Abbott
# Carl You
# Giovanni Tejas
# Nicholas Wickford
# Charles Thompson
# Abraham Fischer
# Evan Hawkins
# Grace Ott
# Mary Smith
# Shawn Sorgen
# Stephen Gurman
# Barbara Harrington
# Connie Brown
# Benjamin Greene
# Ted Kofa
# Charlie Stern
# Donald Manor
# Bob Pease
# Robert White
# Paul Kelt
# Betty Plank
# Jacob Bassett
# Brian Ritz
# Duncan Praine
# Ronald Schlumberger
# Conrad Knoller
# Harry Kuhn-Ferguson
# Alexander Thal
= Wordle in Gaza =
This is the full list of Wordle words in Gaza.
== Part 1 ==
# stern - 10/01/1914
# quest - 10/02/1914
# stuck - 10/03/1914
# dared - 10/04/1914
# bully - 10/05/1914
# porch - 10/06/1914
# aware - 10/07/1914
# grunt - 10/08/1914
# irony - 10/09/1914
# stick - 10/10/1914
# petty - 10/11/1914
# kabob - 10/12/1914
# faint - 10/13/1914
# jumbo - 10/14/1914
# lotus - 10/15/1914
# drama - 10/16/1914
# swamp - 10/17/1914
# hippo - 10/18/1914
# glaze - 10/19/1914
# ritzy - 10/20/1914
# shape - 10/21/1914
= Gaza Theme Song =
Here are the lyrics:
“When I saw it is not possible it is it is impossible by a hunched back for an amazing party for the dinosaur the dinosaur so it’s got to be there it’s going to be there lights up whenever you press this button and say don’t know so sweet and the weather is like saying that when it says it three times old it says it can’t bunch of wires and then I see you play still of topsoil I say I got service so I did fastest baseball team it’s almost kind of green it is so latest press this before looking at the disco it’s so see you do it and flashing lights and flashing like for epilepsy when I practice run finally it’s so I pressed this button and I get this thing is a is a little what the heck should I say and I saw my lit and and I saw my dinosaur I don’t just go so where so what why said what time when I saw what’s up when I said what’s up what’s up what’s up what’s up din so and I saw the little red eye and I don’t do it in the middle printing black and when it was fun I saw this dinosaur‘s sweet and the old is her press the spoon between Bae and green La La na na Lala Lala Lala blah Bubba Bob Bob Bob ball and now it’s flashing with the code red blue green the days go away to YouTube and I see my hand Orland red blue green red blue green red la blah blah blah blah blah gaga when I saw this again Again One day recently I saw this in the mail of a so kiss and I light up with the light oh this is the pool fix so light oh do you do the pool by Answer my booking dark is interrupting me singing singing singing singing singing so my barking dog is named Code see he’s a cowboy Fern German Shepherd mail mail mail mail mail mail mail man not a mailman by mail and there’s no me Mel by OC anybody call me a dumb underground by Bhabani and when a speech to text declares a law saying it on my hand and when I saw it and when I saw it it says oh a screen time off for screen time off in time and we saw a movie screening only wanna roll on by no no no no when I saw it now it’s gotta be not boring but it all now disorganized was a fun one it even have a formal Nana Marie near me about my bum bum body K done done done done done as it sounds to me I see lots of clothes for Eli and I where does the word as I say and I say to select it suits you talk now but I loved it and I see my favourite girl mama murmur no and I’m also said I slept all night banana when I want is in bed Zelda is left on a banana but I did not and I have a disco I have a disco I have a disco on the bottom of my patella Lolo Lolo Lolo Lolo I have a disco on the bottom of my soul I have a date and Hole He’s up your maid baguette on the movie please up yummy big female dog and I got him a bad way and I goddamnit Patrick in the bag weird why I never did go bad bad weather and we in the song by saying do you know no no no no” He’s up your maid baguette on the movie screen please up yummy big female dog and I got him a bad way and I goddamnit Patrick in the bag weird why I never did go bad bad weather and we in the song by saying do you know no no no no the day”passthedutchie.gaza.org/anthem
= Gaza in the World Wars =
== World War I ==
The territory of Scosk - a peaceful place for Serbian bakeries at the time. Stands were loaded with Serbian muffins full of a mix of blueberries and strawberries plus one teaspoon of crushed beetle soup. 
It was the summer of 1914, and Moritz Schiller’s delicatessen (which had been existing since at least October 7th, 1908, as evidenced by the picture above) had what they called sandwiches, lager, “thee rum”, and “cognac wein”; but only cheese was available. Rats scampered and bit most of the sandwiches. Gavrilo Princip saw the Ferdinand ride throughout Franz Joseph Street. “Sorry, this is the only sandwich we have…Hey! Where the heck are you going?”, boomed a brown-aproned and fearing Moritz Schiller, holding Gavrilo’s sandwich with his bulging, gouty fingers.Main Incident 1556393725307146241 “I was afeard to see him run away…He pulled a gun and shot at the now blood-stained Ferdinand…I got no customers after that when a true rumour spread around I started the Great War,” Moritz Schiller commented of the incident in a November 11th, 1918 interview.
The next day, the Noobenburg Incidents started to commence, with the act of bombing the “foolish and clumsy” mob, who raged to stop the war. Moritz Schiller saw all this commotion, and quickly realized - the noobs were coming toward him! With no time to waste, he prepared crushed beetle muffins for the mob.
They tasted the wonderful taste of beetles.Main Incident 1557070654339313665 “We forgive you!”, the mob loudly cupped, and the war’s commotion lowered.
== World War II ==
= Main Incidents =
= Poems =
Poems by famous poets from Gaza.
== Dementia ==
# My memories I have abused,
# While waiting for the darkness to close
# All the delight has gone.
# Sure, I weep for thee
# As the darkness covers over me
# “Cuh,” I say quietly,
# And thee the darkness!
# It has enveloped me -
# into this troubling world
# And I forget - because
# I have to suffer
# the dementia and I can’t even recover
# the memories of delight
# death has come
# the hood of darkness reaps
# brings an axe
# depression has come
# I want to kill, I want to die
# I don’t remember delight
# or what is possible for happiness
# a rope over my neck
# my throat gives out
# and I recover my memories
# as my life flashes by.
# Goodbye.
# I have to,
# and I did,
# I finally died -
# in peace -
# and quiet.
== I Have Sinned Alone ==
# better I am alone
# largely an abuse of my powers
# I crept along the walls
# and killed my sins
# of justice
= Gaza Corpus =
This is the entire Gaza corpus.
== Death Condemned Steel (1757)==
Schoolboy John treasur’d his curs’d steel that rust thee. Moths corrupt’d his good fellow to examine the chemistry. “Your Pa craves a word from you, dear John.”, his mother’s womanly voice erupt’d from a wall.
John apaced to Pa’s roome with fiery-footed leg-ends.
Pa - thee aghast his alike buttocks perched on his chair, with treate like the cursing Busby hath pursu’d o Busby’s chair. “Father-what thee I saith? The mysteri’d rapping on thee o doore?”, I saith.
“Yes- I think you thou art petty enough to do such a doore rapping. Oh, Johannes - ev’r since we distanc’d to worse places, you do not hath to thee us lives wors’r.”, Pa mighty saith, trying to rise his body.
The End.
== Pralchiś phiboggelettat ==
Pralchiś phiboggelettat hedmicir gūlsintā ganīaš naxāre prokiniś tœùs, haidëß cœtzāre ditiß.
== ¿Tiene? ==
La flechado punto mochil de adiposidad sentir inculpar “Feliz Navidad” poquito. Mi amor “Feliz Navidad” poco la fuego.
== Everypro ==
=== mainscript.gz ===
# var a =
## { qubit(str.access(“TOJ”),
## if str > qubit(15) (
### COM<- “Margin Lift”
### format.qubit(15)&&=num as qubit.pins
### qubit.pins=str(“v”)+accessedString as var
### console.qubit(stdioAccess:y)
### stdio.print(“JACOB STEULER PRESENTS EVERYPRO!”) if errorsFound = 0;
### end ifLoop }
## qubit.stdioAccess(y, main)
## end definition }
# con(cv;mode:alphabet;l:15)
# batteryAccessible(transistor:y;diode:y;motherboard:y;circuitboard:y;pins:y;a:y;end if batteryEnergy = 0)
# chargingPort(¿a)
# camera(la if Ja); function(Ja) {
## b.onabort.log(Ga,j,da); b.La.push(log:cga;error:!0&&Ga); Ga.j(maxNum:15)
## Ka.log(con:n;); Ka.documentElement.addEventListener(Ga)
## cad.log(addApparentChild:dad;confirmApparentChild:y)
## var f=this||Ka.log(appendChild(html,css,1));
== GAZAIAN WORDS ==
=== Part 1 ===
# hareline
# orkly
#
== Corpus ID: 107934730183 ==
Triomphe! Mariana notare bonne saci amatus
== Jessie ==
=== Chapter 1 ===
Jessie.
Her name was cursed, indeed. A tall gray wall stood between me and the blocky players, having fun. Clones of Jessie stood, guarding the wall with a banhammer in her hands. Every-time I tried to enter, I was killed.
You see, I was once having fun, when then, a nuclear bomb exploded from each of the players. I had exploded them all. Jessie was strict, so she lifted me up and hurled me towards the ground. The wall slammed before I had a chance to stand up. I got a moustache and walked toward the wall. “Hello, my name is B. J. Swum.”, I greeted in a British accent. “In you go,”, said the disgruntled clones. I told everybody that I was his alternate account, but the clones didn’t seem to care.
=== Chapter 2 ===
From The Server Ban. Edited for grammar and improvement.
There was a man named Misc who liked to equip a knife or gun, smash a bed or command everyone. But he would set consequences on one specific man. That man punched him and bathed him in the smell of death. That man...used poison on Misc. He really hated him, and his assistant Johnny8_help would wait for Misc to respawn. One day, Misc was hanging out in a house. He was in one room, but they called it a server. Misc spun around quickly and managed to fly with no wings. Suddenly, everyone exploded and a man with golden wings and a crooked smile came. It was...that man. His hatred started to begin. His name was Magixx_magic. He commanded, “COMMAND STATS, SERVER BAN FOR MISC!” and then, Misc was killed. Misc was teleported from room to room every second. Eventually, he left. Magixx was hailed as a hero. But he was really a villain.
Magixx didn't realize how powerful Misc was. Through the help of the House of Chan-Chan-Chan-Chan, he managed to get his most important secrets. One night, Magixx was doxxed. Misc had his revenge. He knew everything about him. A mob of nearby House of Chan-Chan-Chan-Chan members was able to defeat him. Suddenly, the server opened and he was free to go. He jumped in joy, because his enemy was defeated. BUT HE RESPAWNED WITH A MAN NAMED RISHU! Rishu knew karate and had a black belt. Misc brought his Pikachu, but the Pikachu wasn't able to make it. They were powerful. Just then, the mob started to avoid the punches, crossing their arms like an X. And thus, they were deported to the place of torture, Hell.
=== Chapter 3 ===
Misc, relieved that he had gotten rid of them, decided to go in the room again, but a Mnab (a huge duck) pushed him to the corner. Once again, he called up the House. An innocent man turned evil, he rubbed his hands. "Eh, at least he didn't poke fun at me," sighed Misc. They doxxed him and let him know that it was his first strike. "If he does two more strikes...", he responded, "I'll order you to treat him like Magixx_magic.".
Then, a member of the House of Chan-Chan-Chan-Chan named Kev angered him. Kev summoned a spirit in a server and banished him from that game permanently. They won after banishing him. Kev thought it was a good game…it was a bad game. He had a diamond hat and the black hair of a slender. His tongue stuck out as he stared straight into Misc's soul. Vantablack and amethyst jambeaux shone maniacally through pillars of cobblestone. He was surrounded by a transparent sphere with a turquoise glow with about 20 pentagon guards contained inside it. Misc did what he always did. “DOX KEV!”, Misc ordered to the House. "Kev is our king," they replied, showing the slender-haired guy. "D'oh!" Luckily, in Tokyo, there was the House of Chan-Chan. Luckily, a girl named Sanae was nearby.
"Sorry, but he is our owner," Sanae promptly grumbled in Japanese. "He is the most powerful being on the planet." Just then, Misc was nuked. Kev laughed. "Guess my secret name first!", Kev hysterically mooed. "KEVIN? KILO-ELECTRIC VOLT? DIE!", Misc yelled after doing a quick interplanetary Google search. And Kevin promptly died, and thus Misc became the king. (Misc's secret name was "Misc Practice makes perfect, best king ever! Never guess my secret name!")
=== Chapter 4: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY THAT GAME AND SHE STILL WON OVER BEDWARS!!!! ===
Toes, sidewalks, tacos. KDKW DMSJDJDJDKFD THESE ARE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THESE BUT DO nOT LIKE ME
=== Chapter 5: Pro Player Hates Me ===
A pro player and his assistant HATES ME and has hired a hacker to hack me…jjdjridjeuhdjrjfiehduehrujruejdurhfurjfurjfurhfurhfurhf AND ALL BECAUSE HE HAD A LITERAL BLADE OF ANGER SHOVED IT DOWN MY SPINE AND SKULL AND HE IS A CANNIBAL
HIS USERNAME IS D????????FRA PLS REPORT HIM I AM GETTING TOO ANGRY I WANT TO DOX HIM
DOX HIM HOUSE OF CHANCHANCHANCHAN BUT HE IS A TRUTHFUL MEMBER????? NOOOO DOX HIM DOX HIM ALREADY
PLZPLZPLZ I WILL GIVE YOU AN OWL PLZZZZZZZZ NOOOOOOOOO WHY...I AM NOT A NOOB...dox him.dox him.xhdmoixhdmoixhdmoixhdmoixhdmoixhdmoi......................
== Harfingle the Pirate ==
Harfingle was an ordinary pirate, sailing the seven oceans on his homemade, wooden boat.
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== “Life in Gaza” by Katherine Rose ==
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The lights went off with one last bang and a few muffled curses from the audience before someone walked out on stage. The man was wearing a very well tailored black suit and had a very confident look about him that made most of the audience in the hall hold their breaths.
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He gave a small nod at the man who stepped up behind him before turning back to the audience. “Good evening and welcome to…
LIFE IN GAZA
BY KATIE ROSE
“…the biggest show in town!” He shouted as a cheer erupted from the crowd. The host stepped forward with a smirk but looked almost nervous.
“Now for our first question, what are your names?”
There was a moment of silence before all the people spoke at once. A tall African American boy yelled his name. A woman from the front row answered her own name in a surprisingly deep voice. An elderly man, the host's cousin apparently, said his name was Aaron and his son’s name was Ryan.
KATIE ROSE. She stood behind the curtains. HER NAME WAS KATIE ROSE.
“And now…”
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Katherine Rose couldn't help but giggle. She'd never thought she would live in this kind of theatre, and she was already excited. She quickly turned on a recording and began filming. The lights were blinding bright, but Katherine could still see the camera.
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KATHERINE ROSE!!!!!!!!!
A meteorite fell towards the crowd and humans were now extinct.
THE END.
== Author’s Cathedral ==
%MCEPASTE: AUGUST, 2000 
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was originally a one shot. I will not rework it to suit my plot and purpose, but this is the last of the story that I'm working on at the moment. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
AUGUST 31, 2001
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This will be a one shot that follows the events leading up to the creation of the book. I am rewriting it to fit my current plot and purposes as well as accommodate my need for more money. Please enjoy!
Chapter 3
October 20, 200
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is the second in a series of ‘novellas.’ I will be editing them separately before sending them out into the world. The first one should be ready by the time your last check comes around in February. As always please review if you have any questions or concerns!
Chapter 4
November 6, 2001
AUTHOR’S NOTE: For my fic “Distant Eyes.” I have decided to continue my original idea and add a few chapters of my own to the series. However, the series has taken off since October. If you are curious about when and where the series will end, please read the epilogue. :)
Chapter 5
January 24, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have made some revisions to my original story and will be releasing it within months. Please enjoy!
Chapter 6
March 28, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: My second novel, “The Other Woman,” is now complete. There will be another sequel, which will be released within a year after this one. Please consider purchasing it. It is a work of fiction.
Chapter 7
April 30, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I will be launching this new book within a few weeks. Please check out its release page. You might find this book interesting if it has the ending you are looking for.
Chapter 8
May 23, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: My newest novel, “The Dark Crystal,” is still in progress. Please enjoy!
Chapter 9
June 10, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: As promised there will be more of this series within a year. However, my next story is being revised to fit my new storyline. Until then enjoy!
Chapter 10
August 18, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is my third draft of the series, ‘Eternal Life’s End.’ Please be patient with me! It will take a little bit longer than expected before I can get the series up and running.
Chapter 11
October 26, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have been busy trying to finish my new story, ‘The Other Woman.’ But the process is taking a lot longer than I had hoped, so I apologize if it isn’t ready yet. If you have any updates regarding future installments, please feel free to share with me!
Chapter 12
December 21, 2003
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I finally finished writing my new story, ‘Cursed Sight,’ and was able to put everything in place for it to start coming out in early January of 2004. I will be publishing it within the week so please enjoy! And remember: Please do review if you have any questions!
Chapter 13
March 10, 2004
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Another rewrite. This one takes place within two years from now. I’m hoping that the readers will wait patiently. However, due to certain circumstances I will only begin posting it during the summer of 2004; the following spring when I return from my break at university. Thank you all for reading it. I look forward to what the readers will think of it!
Chapter 14
September 27, 2004
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Due to certain factors, I will be unavailable until sometime in December, if not sooner. Again, thanks for your patience. I hope you like the update, although it does require some changes. I will make sure to write in Chapter 14 before returning. Thank you again!
Chapter 15
January 22, 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I will be back in July. I promise! Also, once the last chapter finishes I will be uploading an additional story, “The Day That Never Was.” So, until then, have a wonderful day!
Chapter 16
May 26, 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTE: After much discussion and consideration…
Chapter 17
June 25, 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTE: In order to keep the story moving along I had to go back and edit my story several times over the course of its completion. However, this time I am going to use this new edited version. I hope you enjoy it!
Chapter 18
October 29, 2005
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This latest novel, “The Day They Died,” is an independent work. All rights reserved for the author. Do not copy, distribute, transmit, reproduce, publicize, or otherwise influence the contents of this work without the written permission of the author unless specifically permitted by the publisher. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system other than electronic copies for personal use, or transmitted, copied or otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published or otherwise available for general information.
Chapter 19
February 7, 2006
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Due to my busy schedule and ongoing research for a new book project I will not be back until the end of August. I apologize if my absence makes my previous stories less enjoyable for anyone who has invested time and effort into them.
Chapter 20
January 1, 2007
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have completed ‘The Lost Boys,’ and my new novel ‘Eternity’. I have also written a short story called ‘Gravity Falls’ about a boy and his friends. I would like to dedicate this novel to those who took their time to listen to the story. If anyone has any questions just let me know! Thanks so much.
Chapter 21
September 10, 2008
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I will be publishing an additional short story, ‘Lunar Light’ in the coming month. Please enjoy!
Chapter 22
May 23, 2009
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have begun work on ‘Trial and Error.’ It is currently taking place at home, and will likely be published within the following weeks. I am looking forward to seeing how that turns out. Until then enjoy!
Chapter 23
September 22, 2010
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I have recently completed a new story that involves an angel and her archangel counterpart, Raphael. It is an entirely different story, though, and I believe it will be very similar. It is also a collection of three stories, but only these will be appearing in book stores as of May 2010. Please see this section for full details.
Chapter 24
February 4, 2013
AUTHOR’S NOTE: Once again I thank you for reading this novel. Now, I will be starting to rewrite some parts of my original story ‘The Other Woman’ for reasons that I am sure you will understand when I post the updated version of that story in a few days. For those of you who haven't already seen it, here's a preview. Be sure to check it out :)
Chapter 25
July 17, 2013
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This latest story deals directly with a character named John Constantine, a fictional character in the show ‘Fantastic Beasts’ (aka the show that inspired my story). He is a man with a gift for finding magic objects and using it to save his life. He and his girlfriend Chloe are investigating the paranormal. Their supernatural encounters are leading them toward an old castle in Wales, where they discover something strange and dangerous. This book is based on my experiences growing up in Ireland and Wales. The characters are entirely fictitious.
Chapter 26
December 31, 2014
I would like to acknowledge the support received through the following mail and comments on this story:
Dear Reader,
Thank you for sticking with me through this long journey. Although I know you have read many books like mine and enjoyed each and every story you found. I sincerely want to thank you for continuing to continue reading. Your continued enthusiasm has meant far more to me than you could possibly know.
Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts, opinions and encouragement throughout the entire journey with me and your friends. We truly appreciate it!
And finally:
Please accept my apology—and thank you. Without you, I would not be here anymore. I would not even exist. Because of you, I have grown stronger in ways that are beyond my control.
This is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or actual places, living or dead, are used fictitiously. While some of the incidents described are true and some of them exaggerated, none of those events taken from real events actually occurred.
Copyright © 2009 by Elizabeth Bear 
Cover art © 2010 by Leland P. Miller
All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Vintage Books, a division of Random House Children’s Books, Inc., New York.
Vintage and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.
ISBN: 978147517078
Library of Congress Catalog Card Number: 059552568
Subject line: [Fairy tales/Elizabeth Bear](contents.xhtml#ROC)
First edition / April 2009
[PROLOGUE 
The Night She Met God]
It all began in a church in Cardiff.
At the top of the steeple sat a simple cross. It was made of white wood with an iron ring around it. A wooden sign hung above the cross, which bore the inscription: Holy Cross.
Inside the chapel stood four pews. Two rows of seats faced the front while a third row backed away behind them. The backmost two were reserved for the choir and congregation.
In between the rows of chairs stood tall candlesticks. Each held a lit candle and two candles were attached below them by thin copper wires. The lights flickered softly as the night sky outside grew darker by the minute.
A bell rang somewhere inside the building. From the windows the city looked beautiful, but the people inside had no idea. Their minds were too occupied with their worries, their fears, and their pain.
In the front of the chapel, a lone figure walked slowly towards the back of the church. His long black hair moved gently with each step he took, but his body seemed frozen, rigid with grief and despair. He wore robes that were dark enough to conceal him from sight.
At the end of the aisle was a narrow door, which led out onto the balcony. Beyond that lay the street below. As he approached, the wind picked up, whipping his robe against the wall. When he reached the edge, he stopped, resting his hands on the stone railing. He stared into nothingness.
No one knew what he was thinking; nor did he expect anyone to.
He turned and started down the stairs. The sound of his boots echoed off the walls and bounced off the ceiling. On reaching the floor, he headed out the door.
Outside, he paused, staring up at the sky. The first stars blinked out. Darkness closed in on him, swallowing up the lights above the cathedral in a wave of shadow and silence. With an audible sigh he closed his eyes for a moment, then started towards the bus stop near the cathedral.
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== A study of naufragous objects by S. O. Shippe ==
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