Secrets of the Dark Web

"Secrets of the Dark Web" is the fourteen episode of At Home With Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan written by MarioFan65. It was released on June 10, 2021.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*High-Tech Alarm
*Chummy Chimpanzee (screen)
*Ed (cameo)
==Transcript==
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan show up on a black screen, giving out a warning message to the audience)
*Timon: Hold it! You are about to click on a episode that includes disturbing scenes and offensive contain that may be offensive to viewers. Graphic content and discretion is advised.
*Pumbaa: Unfunny pictures will be seen. You may watch at your risk for viewing the episode.
*Pat: Sensitive humor is included in the mix. Also, you, have, been, warned.
*Stan: Pat, will you stop saying it for the last time! You already said it in the other two episodes with disturbing stuff.
*Pat: Oh Stan, let me warn them with my enthusiasm. Once again, you, have, been, warned.
*Stan: What does enthusiasm has to do with the warning message?
*Pat: I'm just giving them a expression.
*Timon: I know what you did Pat. Play the show! Give us a thumbs up.
*Pumbaa: You said it. *give out thumbs up with thumbs up emoticons*
*Pat: Ooh, thumbs up for everyone. *give out thumbs up emoticons*
*Timon: Thank you!
*Stan: Perfect timing.
*Pumbaa: I'm going to feel that today.
*Pat: Enjoy the show! Be careful what you wished for or see what you saw on the internet.
*Timon: Pat, no spoiling! The show's about to start.
*Pat: Sorry. Grab some popcorn and watch the show. *move out of the camera* Yahoo!
NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are sitting in the sofa of the living room, having some nice bread for lunch)
*Timon: Ah, bread is the most important food of the day during lockdown.
*Pumbaa: It's soft and the crust is sharp as a pizza skin.
*Pat: It's actually pizza crust, Pumbaa. Also, Wheat is my favorite type of bread.
*Stan: Thanks heavens. We got the stuff on our diet.
*Timon: Feeling strong.
*Pat: Now we're feeling sharp with our power.
*Stan: Flash like lightning!
*Pat: And we got something to work on.
*Stan: How about we go on the Internet and play a little something on a video game website. How about that?
*Timon: I would love to play me some Internet games.
*Pat: Get the computer working. We're going to search up around the web.
*Stan: It's just like flying across the universe, but it's searching up the web everywhere we go.
*Timon: Get the computer going. We have access to search whatever we want to.
*Pat: We're on our way.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan head upstairs to get on the computer)
*Timon: Okay, how can we activate the Wi-Fi? Hey High-Tech, please activate the Wi-Fi for us, will ya?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Yes. Internet access is still available after all.
*Timon: Thank you. No need to panic and set up the Wi-Fi before accessing.
*Pumbaa: Here we go on the first site.
*Pat: Boogle it is.
*Stan: What should we look up? Shoes? Meerkats? Warthogs? Hippos? Dogs? Cats? Pride Lands? Lions? Hyenas?
*Timon: Stan, you're right. We can look up anything around the web.
*Stan: Yes! And look up some R-rated movies on the internet via a legal movie streaming site.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Excuse me? What were you thinking about looking up the dangers of the internet?
*Timon: Whoa, hold it. Mr. Alarm. They are not bad websites. They're good websites. You know, for kids.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* No. The internet is full of dangers. You have seen some inappropriate stuff, fake ads, scams, hate comments, spam and everything that involve on the computer. You should never go on social media and never at all!
*Pat: Gosh, we were just trying to look up some family-friendly stuff, even through a lot of grown-ups hate seeing that nowadays on the internet due to a new law they posted up that they don't like.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You should not be going to any dangerous site on the web. I should have lock down all the sites in the first time when i activate the Wi-Fi for you all.
*Stan: The internet is not a problem. The only problem that is effecting us is you!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* On man? How embarrassing. It seem that you always cause a lot of trouble on the internet recently. I've seen your history on trolling a video game champion on League of Gods, sending death threats to Brutox fans and hacking a 10 year old account on HubTube.
*Pat: What? You creep! You're not allowed to look up other people computers' history you idiot!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* When i had control of the house, doesn't mean i have control of the Internet. I control your computer here.
*Stan: Like what does our computer have? Virus bugs?
*Timon: You mean like glitches that can spark out a single bit of a atom crash?
*Pumbaa: It shakes up a bit. And then it goes down.
*Pat: I should have purchase a Ad blocker to block the ads from popping up, then add in a Virus blocker to block all the viruses from harming our computer.
*Stan: You won't see our history when we add in a password to block the user from checking into our system!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Is that so? I am in charge of everything in the house and the internet!
*Timon: My god. We really need to get out of this house.
*Pumbaa: What do we call? The ambulance?
*Stan: Call an ambulance, but not for me!
*Timon: This computer is so coherently. How are we going to get out by using a technology?
*Pumbaa: You'll have to search up on the web for yourself.
*Timon: Easy thinking. *think* Come on Timon, you got this. Think think think.
*Pat: Hey, you guys are right. Maybe we'll find a site to find ways to get us out of this house trap.
*Timon: That's the point we're trying to make, Pat!
*Pat: What site can we use to find instructions of getting out of this lockdown? Staying here is making me feel like we're in some kind of fort prison.
*Timon: I can procrastinate into something. Let me check. *check on the internet*
*Stan: We don't got all day to sit around like monkeys. We need to do some research to find some tips on getting out of here!
*Pat: Can we do a reconciliation on it? We'll restore everything the internet has stocked for us.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* What were you expecting?
*Timon: Uh, trying to go look out for some hacks?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Hacks? Like hacking? No way. Hacking is against the law and you should be ashamed of yourself.
*Timon: Ashamed? What was i'm doing?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Oh, you know what you're doing. How guilty of you. I suggest you should go to the dark web and look up all the dangers that is forbidden to the internet.
*Timon: The dark web? What's the dark web got to do with the internet?
*Pumbaa: A dark spider web?
*Pat: It means, a dark background for a desktop. I seen people having dark backgrounds on their computers.
*Stan: No. You don't know what it means.
*Pumbaa: What is actually the dark web?
*Timon: I don't know what that is. Can you explain what is the dark web Mr. Alarm?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* The dark web is the World Wide Web content that exists on darknets: overlay networks that use the Internet but require specific software, configurations, or authorization to access. It constitute the dark web include small, friend-to-friend peer-to-peer networks, as well as large, popular networks operated by public organizations and individuals. Users of the dark web refer to the regular web as Clearnet due to its unencrypted nature.
*Pat: *gulp* Oh, no. I'm scared about the dark web.
*Stan: Relax. It's not gonna bite like we're going under the tip of the iceberg.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You dare to go to the dark web?
*Timon: *scared* Yes.
*Pumbaa: Timon.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I'll have the link access to open up for you. Remember, you have been warned. If you get scared or anything like that, go back and get out of the dark web where you can have a little fun. *open up a link to the dark web*
*Timon: Oh, okay. I know what's going on.
*Pumbaa: The dark web is a real killer. It does nothing but, give us strange links.
*Pat: Click on it. What are you waiting for?
*Stan: Let's go.
*Timon: Fine. *click the link to the dark web and access the dark web with a lot of pop-up ads and research* Ooh. The dark web isn't that bad. It's only a bunch of strange pop-up ads that we really don't care about.
*Pumbaa: What were you expecting?
*Timon: You know. Dark bees, dark grubs, dark hyenas. Anything dark that can balance on the light.
*Stan: That's not what the dark web is all about. You don't know anything about the internet. Do you?
*Timon: Never use the internet before in my life.
*Pat: *see a link for a new movie* Oh god! There's a link to the newest Hippo Stompers movie!
*Stan: Didn't they made a first one like two years ago?
*Pat: I thought Hippo Stompers 2 would start development like in 2013 and do all the filming and editing stuff. Jeez, that was quick and fast to rush a project out and we can't believe we're like the first ones to watch it!
*Pumbaa: If it rushed, i knew it's going to be that bad after not taking much effort for a project.
*Timon: What is Hippo Stompers all about?
*Pat: Well. You never seen it. I wish i can tell you more when we watch the movie sequel together.
*Stan: Don't click! It's going to cause a bunch of viruses on the screen.
*Pat: Who cares? Let's just watch the film right away, even on a legal movie website. *click on the movie link* Yes. Here we go! Woo hoo!
*Stan: I got a really bad feeling about this.
(The video shows a Rick Roll video with a Rick Astley-lookalike cat dancing to a music video of "Never Gonna Give You Up" in shock and disappointment to Pat)
*Pat: No! I can't believed i got tricked to the wrong video.
*Stan: Ha! They Rickrolled you.
*Timon: Hey, this video isn't that bad. It got a nice mix dance to it.
*Pumbaa: It's a nice song, don't you say? Let's just listen to it.
*Pat: No! *turn off the video* I'm not going to watch this pile of junk and rather would watch the real Hippo Stompers 2 movie.
*Stan: Guess what? It was a fake link because, the movie doesn't even come out until September 17, 2015!
*Pat: Erik Tomas is right. I got twisted.
*Timon: I know you got twisted. The alarm is right. This is the wrong kind of place we're in.
*Pat: I wonder what movie legal site have all the movies and shows we can watch. *look up the legal movie site*
*Stan: What are you doing?
*Pat: Ooh, they got The Con DeSantis Show.
*Stan: Isn't he a friend of Dr. KeNeli who created the infamous alarms?
*Pat: Yes. How about we cheer up and watch Con DeSantis' lame satire looking comedy show.
*Timon: Oh boy, you're going to make us watch that political show disguised as a comedy show.
*Pat: You know. You hear all the words that is being heard in our world. Until the day we watch Con DeSantis into action.
*Pumbaa: I did not expect for the scientist who made the alarms get his own show like having a spin-off based on us. Tune up the show!
*Pat: Good. Does anyone have popcorn?
*Stan: We don't have time. Just watch the show!
*Pat: Okay. Here we go. *watch the first episode of The Con DeSantis Show*
(Dr. DeSantis' intro song briefly plays with a logo of his show)
*Singer: *singing* Con DeSantis. The Con De-San-Tis Show. Oh yeah!
*Pat: Alright. It's showtime.
*Timon: Shh. Quiet. Show's starting.
*Pat: I'm a little too hyped.
(The episode shows Con DeSantis in his house as Ren KeNeli show up in the living room to inform DeSantis about the certain things going on around the world)
*Dr. KeNeli: Mr. DeSantis.
*Dr. DeSantis. No. It's Dr. DeSantis. Not Mr. DeSantis.
*Dr. KeNeli: Sorry. Dr. DeSantis. You got a whole lot of new requests going on. EternalArt is now requiring users to continue their CORE membership with a expensive amount of dollars and Mountain Thunder is facing backlash for supporting such rights as voters.
*Dr. DeSantis: Who would boycott a drink company for supporting rights? Ha! Like it doesn't exist!
*Dr. KeNeli: Also, you have a few bills to pay up.
*Dr. DeSantis: What? Not in my day-off! *the audience laugh*
*Pat: *laugh at the show* That's funny! He got bills to pay, even on his day-offs!
*Timon: *watch the show* What a heck of a guy he is.
*???: *ring the doorbell on the show*
*Dr. DeSantis: Who is it? The door is always open on my day-offs!
*???: *open the door* Hi Dr. DeSantis. It's me, Casey.
*Dr. DeSantis: Miss Casey. My fellow hippo girl. How are you doing today?
*Casey: Very good. We are going to have a few friends for work coming over to eat with you for dinner today.
*Dr. DeSantis: Great. Right after we get this dinner set up, i would love to have a talk with them about the future of my reimagining of my company, shifting from toys to machines.
*Stan: *watch the show* I knew DeSantis has a plan on creating the alarms to make us trap within a week!
*Pumbaa: *watch the show* This is really set before his downhill*
(For dinner, few friends of Dr. DeSantis came over to eat with him on the big dinner table)
*Turtle: This is really good food DeSantis.
*Dr. DeSantis: Thank you very much Mark. I am very proud of a great company and family you guys are. We are the most powerful people in the whole world and unstoppable as those pesky politicians from other countries.
*Everyone: *laugh*
*Dr. DeSantis: I would love to make bill works after dinner.
*Timon: *watch the show* What kind of bills he's making? He gotta pay for them!
*Pat: *watch the show* Not just that. He's about to sign the bills to make them for a change.
*Stan: *watch the show* Remember when everyone wasn't mad about politics? Those were good times.
*Pumbaa: *watch the show* Just wait and find out.
(An hour later, Dr. DeSantis stand up to his platform to make a speech with his fellow politicians in the meeting stage)
*Dr. DeSantis: As a honor of many businesses reopening for the annual day of Veterans Day, we are now going to sign a bill to reopen up all the cruises so the ships can start sailing and travel through the states around the world like France and the United Kingdom in the coming days. We would love to make a chance and change is what keep us moving and evolving. One power to another in our economy!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pat: *watch the show* Ha ha ha. The cruises can start sailing again.
*Stan: *watch the show* Not 'til we're out of lockdown!
*Pat: *watch the show* It's just a show.
(As the show begin to wrap up, few scenes for the next episode of The Con DeSantis Show includes the gang going on a cruise, jumping on a pool and sliding through the table in the buffet snack)
*Narrator: Now that DeSantis has finally sign a bill to reopen up cruises. The cruises has started sailing again. What if Dr. DeSantis manage to keep the cruises going as planned. Tune in on the next episode of The Con DeSantis Show! *the logo of the show shows up to end the episode*
(An episode of The Con DeSantis Show ended as the viewers watching it clapped)
*Timon: Wow, what a episode.
*Pumbaa: Well that was quick timing.
*Pat: Ooh, they got more episodes than one. 25 it is.
*Stan: Let's watch the next episode to see what happen next.
*Pat: Let's rock. *try to click on the link as he got an pop-up error* No! Not again! What did I click on?!
*Timon: We got twisted again! Mr. Alarm, the link isn't working. Take us to the next episode of The Con DeSantis Show without the error link.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I have blocked access from viewing that legal private website. Pirating a movie or show is against the law!
*Pat: No! I thought you gave us the access to explore the dark web. It's ain't that bad to me!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You are still in the dark web. That site is going to kill you with a lot of viruses.
*Stan: Then how can we stop an virus from crashing our computer?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You don't wanna know.
*Pat: Forgot it. Let's go on ZooHub and watch something delight.
*Timon: Forgot Con DeSantis, we can watch our own videos whatever we want.
*Pumbaa: As long they're not as scary as a zombie.
*Pat: Z-Z-Z-ZOMBIES?!
*Stan: Relax. Don't worry about them. Just look up ZooHub.
*Pat: *look up ZooTub* Ooh, the "cleanest video you'll ever see on the internet* Let's watch it. *click on the link to the video*
(The video shows a car driving in a road full of lines on a hill with some relaxing music as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan chill from the video)
*Timon: Ah, what a cozy nice quiet music.
*Pumbaa: It's so smooth.
*Pat: The cleanest video we'll ever see.
*Stan: It's just a car driving. Who would love to see a car drive at sunset, eh?
(A zombie cat jump scare Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan from watching the video)
*Timon: Ah! It's a zombie beast!
*Pumbaa: What the grub was that?
*Pat: Yikes! That was horrible!
*Stan: I've seen this commercial at a Halloween party few years ago and it scare the living crap out of the kids.
*Commercial Voice: Ever been so wide awake? Try some T-Fee. The best coffee drink in town that would make you awake for the whole day.
*Pat: Heck no! I'm not trying some of your coffee after you scare us with that coffee. Not in my sight! Get out of my life!
*Stan: Jeez Pat. You don't have to be silly about a commercial.
*Pat: I hate when they show bad commercials like these like that infamous Bughub commercial where everyone was dancing that gave us the uncanny feels of it.
*Timon: Did you ever daydream dancing to one of their songs before?
*Pat: Oh yeah. I had that weird dream up on my head the other day when we were chowing down one of our favorite delicious foods during lockdown.
*Pumbaa: I see what you mean.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You have been warned! For the last time! You shouldn't be exploring the dark web at all times!
*Stan: It was a false video Sir. No need to panic about.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You should have done a lot of research about the dark web. It should take you like a hour to study and see what it means to you.
*Stan: See guys. We have to study about the dark web for like a frickin' hour!
*Timon: Oh great Pat. You even put the blame on us this time.
*Pat: Don't blame me. Blame on the uploader that caused us to do all the dirty work.
*Pumbaa: We don't care who upload it. It's your fault.
*Pat: It's my fault? Fine. Every animal being have their faults with their ups and downs.
*Timon: Now let's go research the dark web together.
*Pat: Ugh, you don't have to be so rude, Timon.
*Timon: We're searching here.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* It only take a hour to do the research.
(The background song "Moments in Love" by Art of Noise plays as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan do a lot of research around the dark web. They look up through the information and sayings of the dark web. The gang also play some games within the dark web like table tennis. The gang also find a bunch of pop-ups such as ads to games, movies, shows, books and more. It took them thirty minutes to look around for ads and look up at pirate online stores as well. After looking up videos on the dark web, they look looking around the video bar as they see a video about an insecurity virus. They watch the video for like an half-hour and done watching the video as they grew tired of searching up in the dark web. The background song end in that sequence.)
*Timon: Oh god. I am so done.
*Pumbaa: That was too much research.
*Pat: It's killing through my brains.
*Stan: I think, we had enough with the dark web for now.
*Pat: Whatsoever, i'm going to BananaFarms to look up something in the forums.
*Stan: What did you say?
*Pat: *look up at BananaFarms in the forums* Ooh, look at all these people talking about having a price cut discount.
*Timon: They are scammers. You don't wanna be with the scammers.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You still have a site on for that insecurity virus you just look up.
*Pat: Huh? *look into the website to see a black insecurity virus leech with a red glowing eye on the banner* "Do you ever want to insecure your site? Feel free to grab one of our latest insecurity viruses for free!" That would be lit.
*Stan: No! Don't look up! It could be a scam!
*Pat: What does the scams got to do with the dark web?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You should get a free insecurity virus for yourself?
*Timon: Huh? What? You want us to look around in the dark web and get a free insecurity virus? That is going to kill the computer system.
*Pumbaa: This site is a total nightmare.
*Pat: Nah, i'll just get myself a insecurity virus. *click on the link to get a insecurity virus*
*Stan: Pat, no!
*Pat: I embellish it.
*Timon: You establish it. What are you going to do now?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Congratulations Mr. Patrick. You now earn yourself a insecurity virus.
*Pat: Yay. We're not broke.
*Stan: Pat, you're a monster. We're going to Jail now!
*Pat: No worries. This insecurity virus can help us figure out a way to unlock the features of the house.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* With the insecurity virus, you can infect any site you go to and hack the systems which cause the site and servers to crash.
*Pat: Ooh, i wonder what we can infect with the insecurity virus?
*Stan: Pat, you crazy? That is going to kill the entire internet!
*Timon: The internet is used for free. What do you expect?
*Pat: It cost money. I'm going to infect one of the biggest and worse sites in the world.
*Pumbaa: How about we infect the dark web?
*Pat: You want me to infect the dark web? No. No way. I can't do that. That would kill entirely of the dark web and none of the scammers can use it for free.
*Stan: Everyone can be stupid Pat. You want it to disappear because, you're going to infect the whole dark web out which will cause a bunch of outrages all over the world, even make the world hack the internet and crash everything up in one day.
*Pat: Come on guys. You know better. I'm just going to infect the dark web myself with the help of the alarm.
*Timon: Pat, no!
*Pat: *infect the dark web with the insecurity virus* Yes! I'm destroying it like i'm putting an end to it.
*Pumbaa: Oh god, what have you done?!
*Pat: That's for Rickrolling me! *infect the links as well* Ha ha ha! Let's go try and take over one of the sites. *infect many sites all over the web*
*Stan: Oh Pat. You are breaking the internet.
*Pumbaa: Just because you break the internet doesn't mean, you have to break the internet.
*Timon: Just break the computer.
*Pat: I'll break it tomorrow if i freak out over a deal.
*Stan: You don't say, do you?
*Pat: That's it. I had enough. I'm going to troll some people on the internet and get revenge for those who make fun of us over the years! I may give out our address to throw one of the super duper big wild parties in the universe.
*Timon, Pumbaa and Stan: No!
*Pat: What? I am a powerful internet hacker.
*Timon: You do not hack internets, you do not give out your personal address, your phone number and your passwords to all of your accounts, ever! Also, cyberbullying is wrong!
*Pat: Cyberbullying is wrong? What is cyberbullying?
*Stan: Cyberbullying is a type of bullying that takes place over digital devices like cell phones, computers, and tablets. Cyberbullying can occur through SMS, Text, and apps, or online in social media, forums, or gaming where people can view, participate in, or share content. Cyberbullying includes sending, posting, or sharing negative, harmful, false, or mean content about someone else. It can include sharing personal or private information about someone else causing embarrassment or humiliation. Some cyberbullying crosses the line into unlawful or criminal behavior.
*Pat: Yikes. I don't want to get cyberbullied like i'm in high school all over again.
*Stan: Respect the cyberspace Pat. You know, you always keep your passwords safe so no one can use them. Never give out your real address in case, people you don't know would be coming and try to take you down. Think about the person you know that you're friends with. What if the person catfish you and turn out to be the troll you really know. *think about a person like Chummy Chimpanzee in the profile as it changes to Ed the hyena laughing*
*Pat: Ah! It's like i've been catfished.
*Timon: Catfishing is wrong. It's a deceptive activity where a person creates a fictional persona or fake identity on a social networking service, usually targeting a specific victim.
*Pat: Enough with the practices! I'm done with the advices and studies of the internet.
*Timon: History, Pat.
*Pat: History, my butt! I'm taking down more internet sites with my superpower! *use the insecurity virus to take down social media apps*
*Pumbaa: Don't even think about it, Pat. You're gonna get a virus for yourself.
*Stan: It's impossible for Pat to get his own virus when giving viruses to others.
*Timon: Stranger danger.
(Most of the animals using the internet on the computers and devices are infected with the insecurity virus, leading to a big outrage all over the world. Stephanie, Lili, Momo, Emily, Aunt Martha, Stuart and Professor Chi-Chi were using their laptops as they got infected by the insecurity virus.)
*Pat: I'm the king of the cyberspace!
*Timon: Pat, that's enough for now. Just throw the insecurity virus on the trash and get going! We have to sleep.
*Pat: You can't stop me internet. I am now the god of the server! *evil laugh as he infect more sites all over the internet*
*Stan: Just infect the alarm's cameras and that's it!
*Pat: What? Ooh, I know what we should have been doing the whole time. *infect the alarm's cameras* Take that alarm! Yes! We're going on vacation right now after this internet madness.
*High-Tech Alarm: *put out a virus on the computer* Warning! Warning! A virus has been infected!
*Pat: No! What did i do wrong?
*Stan: You were letting it go. Now the computer is going to crumble and crash which means, it's going to reboot itself up!
*Pat: No! Don't be like the video game crash in the early 1980s. I don't want it to happen again!
*Timon: Oh well, your computer is gonna crash and we'll be dead for.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Actually, a computer doesn't blow up itself. It restarts after a virus.
*Pat: Then i'll have to restart the computer myself. *try to restart the computer* Come on. Work like it's downloading videos from ZooHub.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You cannot restart or shut down when the virus is still going on.
*Pat: No! What have i done?!
*Stan: You ruined everything! Now you made the world even madder than the long hot summer of 1967.
*Timon: Jeez, we're never getting out of this trap.
*Pumbaa: It's going to take years to stop the infecting you caused to the whole public.
*Pat: I'm sorry! I made a mistake! There could have been another way to stop this virus curse from happening. I'm a lost cause.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* We always made mistakes. Want to stop a virus?
*Pat: No. I screw up the internet big time! I give up!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You need to stop giving up like finding a dream home in the jungle. The only way to stop the viruses is to go to a antivirus software, download it and stop the viruses from hacking the system.
*Pat: A antivirus software? Hmm, not bad. Maybe i'll go download it for the better.
*Stan: Hurry Pat. The big protests and riots are coming after you.
*Pat: It's showtime. *download a antivirus software and use it to track down the viruses* Yeah, beat them all up in seconds.
*Timon: You're deleting them all!
*Pat: Heh. This is like a game of cleaning up the garbage.
*Stan: You go Pat. Now you learn your lesson.
*Pumbaa: We believe in you.
*Pat: I'm erasing all the viruses from the system. Oh, "Clear all".
*Timon: Just press the button.
*Pat: I'm doing it. *press the "Clear all" button as all the viruses go away with the insecurity virus being erased from the internet* And clear.
*Everyone: *the animals see all the viruses gone as they celebrate the end of the virus hacking crash all over the world*
*Pat: We got internet access back!
*Timon, Pumbaa and Stan: Hooray!
*Pat: Man, i knew i can be the hero to hack through things and reboot it all at the same time.
*Stan: Pat, you know your manners and lesson.
*Pat: I finally save the dark web after all.
*Stan: *sign* Even through you saved the internet, the dark web is now back and running up for scammers all over the world.
*Pat: Those Scalpers don't stand a chance on hacking and scamming into the systems of shopping.
*Timon: Take a break from the dark web. I'm outta here.
*Pumbaa: Let's go back later on to watch the rest of The Con DeSantis Show.
*Pat: For a celebration? Yes!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Hold it! Just a reminder: Never. Use. The Dark Web. Ever Again!
*Timon: No more?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* No more. Not even a illegal site. At all! Turn it off now. Close it all down nice and perfect.
*Pat: Meh. We're gonna miss the dark web a lot. Not! *close down the dark web*
*Stan: That hell of a site is no more.
*Pat: Thank god we're out of this mess.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* You boys can use the internet safety. You never use the dark web any time. At all. No more!
*Timon: See you guys. We don't need the dark web to hack through the systems.
*Pat: Let's just go with it.
*Pumbaa: Anything related to that, we'll ignore it.
*Stan: Let's go have some fun with family-friendly stuff on the internet.
*Timon: Hakuna Matata. *look up on the internet* No more virus bugs can bite us like worms.
*Pumbaa: Anyone up for a song.
*Timon: A song you say?
*Pat: Yes! Let's go play a song on what we learned on the internet.
*Stan: The dark web may have killed the day for you guys. But okay, we're going to play a song on the internet. *go to the music app and play a song* Alright.
*Timon: Smooth.
*Pumbaa: Real beats make a move.
*Pat: More instrumental effects!
*Everyone: *the gang float in a fantasy setting of technologies and tap on the keyboard*
If someone asks for your number
Or want to know your address
And you think giving out is a good idea that stop this file!
*Stan: *show a IPad with a profile of Chummy that changes to Ed laughing*
This stanger might seem nice
You better think twice! *delete his accounts to prevent getting attention*
Safety smart on spot!
*Pat: *show videos of animals getting hit by rocks, stairs and walls*
If someone think that it's funny
If something think it feel strange
If someone think laughing at someone is a good thing!
*Timon: *show a upload screen on the web*
Before you try and click on upload
Think again my friend!
*Pumbaa: *show the whole cyberspace of websites in a circle*
And be safety smart online
The online world is fun you bet
But when you see someone getting hurt in a video, you ever feel embarrassed of your past when you get older!
*Everyone: *tap on the keyboard together*
The other side of the world is forever
If you ever delete your address and account you will be fine as a grub!
Whatever you go on the internet, you always stay safe whatever you go
And be safety smart online!
Really good I can
And be safety smart online!
Safety smart online
Safety smart online!
*Timon: *land on the sofa with the fantasy setting going back to the living room* Ah yeah. A fresh side of the world.
*Pumbaa: That's enough internet for today. We had so much fun together. What did we do on the Internet?
*Pat: We played a lot of games. Ooh, we watched a lot of cool videos and enjoy lots of drawings and stories on the web.
*Stan: We need a little break. That's all we have for now.
*Timon: You always log off before you go out and leave the computer. That's why you get to spend more time in the real-world.
*Pumbaa: Like we're doing right now.
*Pat: All good deed.
*Stan: I'm calling it a day.
(The gang relax all day in the house until night as the gang go to sleep after a long day on the internet)
THE END
(Right when the episode end, a zombie cat show up again, screaming on a black screen as he started coughing by holding a coffee drink up in his paws and drink it to clean his throat)
*Zombie Cat: Ever been so wide awake? Try some T-Fee. The best coffee drink in town that would make you awake for the whole day. Cut! Commercial's over! Everybody out! No one really make commercial like these anymore. Also, why are you still here? The episode's over. You should have watch the next one instead. Are you okay? Have you been hurt? Are you scared of me cause i'm dressed like a zombie? Nah, keep it cool and stay awake! Don't drink too much coffee cause, your eyes will be awake all day long. *walk out* All day long I say! *resign* I'm taking a bath.
THE REAL END
==Trivia==
*EternalArt is a direct parody of DeviantArt, a art website.
*Chummy Chimpanzee made a cameo on a profile who previously made a appearance on Wild About Safety with Timon and Pumbaa: Safety Smart Online!.
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