New Guys Quotes

:Dwight: So, you a root man or a fruit man?
:Clark: Hey is this like, code for gay stuff?
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:Nellie: That sounds wonderful!
:Andy: What are you still doing here?
:Nellie: Great thanks!
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:Creed: In the parking lot today, there was a circus! The copier did tricks on the high-wire. A lady tried to give away a baby that looked like a cat. There was a Dwight impersonator and a Jim impersonator. A strong man crushed a turtle. I laughed and I cried. Not bad for a day of the life in a dog food company.
Category:Season 9 quotes