One Attractive Woman

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous woman eating at the next  table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With  his quick reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. "Oh my god, I'm sooooo sorry," the woman said as she popped her eye back into its socket. "Let  me buy you dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and   afterwards the woman offered to drive him  home. "But it's over an hour out of your way,"  the man said. "Are you sure you don't mind?" "Not at all," she said. "I'm looking forward to it." The guy was amazed and flattered. "You know,  you're the perfect woman," he said. "Are you this  nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replied, "you just happened to catch my eye!"
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