Road to the North

Road to the North is a Mr. Rrarrg episode. In this episode, the gang travel to North Korea and meet the new leader. 
=== Characters ===
• Patrick
• Grugg
• Babba
• Grr
• Rrarrg
• Flight Attendant (debut)
• Korean Fish (debut)
• Guards
• Man Ray (debut)
• Warden (debut)
• CrazySponge 
• Unknown
• Mr. Krabs
• Fred
== Transcript ==
(episode opens with babba and grr playing video games; patrick, rrarrg and grugg are right beside them chanting)
(we cut to the tv screen where babba is winning by a lot)
(babba wins the game)
Babba: bababa! (woo!)
Grr: grgrr (aw man.)
Patrick: Babba is our new video game champion!
Grugg: grugrggrgrugr (i say we have a celebratory vacation)
Patrick: Good idea! Where do you guys wanna go? I've always wanted to go to finland.
Rrarrg: rrarararrg. Rrarararararg! (silly patrick. Finland doesn't exist!)
Patrick: Sure it does.
Grugg: grugrgrgrgug (I wanna go to the bahamas)
Patrick: ooh, that's a good one. Babba?
Babba: ba.. bababababa? (uh.. how about north korea?)
(the group gasp)
Patrick: How could you SAY such a thing?
Babba: bab? bababababababab (what? I heard they have a new leader and i wanted to check it out)
Grr: grgrgrgrgr? (new leader you say?)
Patrick: hm… I'm interested.
Grugg: grugrgrgrgug (i am also interested)
Babba: bab? (rrarrg?)
Rrarrg: rarg. (sure.)
Patrick: So, I guess we're going to North korea!
(everyone except grr cheers)
Grr: grrgrgrgrgrr (not gonna lie I have a bad feeling about this…)
(cut to them in the airport; babba has a hat and mustache on while the other monsters just have a wig)
Babba: bababababa? (why do you guys just have those wigs?)
Grr: grgrgrgrgr (i like the wig)
Babba: bababaababab? (didn't you get caught in those?)
Grugg: gruggrgrug, grurgrgrgrgrug (we got caught as not being lesbians, not as being women)
Babba: babab (good point.)
Patrick: hey! a gumball machine!
(patrick whizzes to the gumball machine)
Rrarrg: rararraarrarararg? (why is there a gumball machine in the middle of an airport?)
(patrick inserts a quarter into the machine and he gets 2 gumballs)
Patrick: cool! 2 for one!
(he puts both balls into his mouth)
Patrick: These are some tasty balls I tell you.
Grr: grr (hmm)
(cut to them on the plane to north korea)
(patrick sits down)
Patrick: comfy.
(the plane takes off)
(cut to babba struggling in his seat)
Babba: babababab! (these seats are too small!)
Patrick: Oh relax. You'll get used to it.
Flight attendant: peanuts?
Patrick: why thank you
(patrick grabs a bag of peanuts and shoves the whole bag in his mouth)
(patrick gives the flight attendant a penny)
Patrick: (with peanuts in mouth) keep the change.
(the flight attendant leaves with a disgusted face)
(cut to them all asleep on the plane, when the intercom starts up)
Intercom: We are preparing for landing at Pyongyang, North Korea.
(Patrick wakes up)
Patrick: GUYS, WE’RE HERE!
(the barnacle creatures all wake up as well)
Babba: babbababa? (mother, is that you?)
(cut to them at the airport, where a korean fish is meeting them)
Korean Fish: ah! Welcome to Pyongyang! I am your tour guide, and I will show you around!
(cut to them walking in the streets of pyongyang)
(patrick looks around and sees someone getting beat up)
Patrick: I hope that guy's ok.
Korean Fish: these are the wonderful streets of Pyongyang! They are blooming with beauty and beauty!
Babba: babababa? (did you say beauty twice?)
Korean Fish: shush. Here we have the government building!
(shot of the north korean government building)
Korean Fish: this is where he resides.
Patrick: he? Oh do you mean-
(korean fish shuts patrick's mouth)
Patrick: Jeez, what's your problem?
Korean Fish: let's go on with the tour shall we?
(everyone but patrick leaves)
(patrick stares at the building for a second, then he walks towards it)
Patrick: curiosity will always get the best of me.
(he walks even closer and gets stopped by the guards)
Guard: STOP! Where do you think YOU’RE going?
Patrick: Uhh… inside?
Guard: What is the secret password?
Patrick: oh.. um…. uh….
(patrick keeps thinking until his brain smokes and gets set on fire)
Patrick: (sniffs) mmmmm… barbecue…
(patrick grabs his point and starts chewing on it until he gets kicked out by the guards)
Patrick: Aw man…
(Rrarrg approaches him)
Rrarrg: rrrarararg? (Where have you been? We've been worried about you!)
Patrick: Oh, I was just wanting to meet the new leader, but I didn't know the password and got kicked out.
Rrarrg: rrarg. (shucks.)
(short pause)
Rrarrg: rrararararg? (why is your head burnt?)
Patrick: It's a long story.
Babba: babbbaba? (what are you guys doing here? We're supposed to be on tour.)
Patrick: Me want to see new leader.
Babba: babbababa (oh that makes sense.)
Patrick: Do you guys want to help me on my quest?
(babba thinks for a second)
Babba: baba! (okay!)
Rrarrg: rrarararg (yeah, the tour was getting boring anyway.)
Patrick: Alright let's go!
(The gang heads for the building Patrick was just at)
Grr: grrrgrgr (wait a second, how are we going to get in anyway?)
Patrick: Hmm. Well if there's a solution for every problem, it's another disguise.
Babba: babababaab (just like that time we went to the lesbian bar.)
Grugg: gruggrugg (yeah but where are we gonna get disguises? they don't just give out those outfits.)
Patrick: hmm….
(cut to them dressed up as delivery men walking to the building)
Patrick: special delivery!
(the guards look at each other and then look back to the three)
(the guards take the package and kick them out)
(a guard walks inside with the package)
(we see the leader's office and we see man ray there)
Man Ray: ah, the first step to world domination is to dominate a single territory! This is my most genius plan yet!
(guard knocks on door)
Man Ray: come in.
Guard: a package for you sir.
Man Ray: leave it by the door. I'm a bit busy.
(guard puts the package down and leaves)
(man ray walks up to the package and grabs it)
Man Ray: hmm.. I wonder what's inside?
(man ray opens the box and the three pop out of there)
Patrick: woo! I knew this'd be worth it!
Man Ray: what the?! Intruders! 
(Man ray presses a button on his suit which sounds an alarm)
Grugg: gruggg…. (great…)
Babba: BABABABAB (OH NO NOT THE NUKES)
Man Ray: Who said anything about nukes?
Patrick: Well then what are you gonna do?
Man Ray: I sounded an alarm, you idiots. You're not supposed to be here!
Grr: grgrgr?! grgrgrgrgrgr! (oh yeah?! well you can't do anything about it!)
(cut to the gang in prison)
Grr: grgrgrg (spoke too soon.)
Patrick: Oh darn it! Not again!
Grr: grgrgrgr? (what do you mean again?)
Patrick: long story.
Babba: bababababa (so what do we do now? Rot in jail?)
Patrick: Not yet! We're gonna break outta here! Somehow…
Rrarrg: rrararararrag (there doesn't seem to be anyone else here but us.)
Grugg: grugrgrgug (nobody visits this dump anyways.)
Patrick: don't say that out loud! They might hear us!
Grr: grrrgrr (there's nobody here, Patrick)
Rrarrg: rrarararg (he's right)
Patrick: hm…. Well since there's nobody here…
(patrick looks over to the window)
Patrick: Here goes nothing.
(Patrick launches himself at the jail window and breaks through it, leaving him on the ground outside)
Patrick: (injured) Go ahead!
(Everyone else shrugs and enter through the opening one by one)
Patrick: ok now we gotta run before-
(sirens)
Patrick: Well shit.
Babba: babbababa! (Just run!)
Patrick: You got it!
(The gang all run out of the jail building before the gates can close behind them)
Warden: THEY ESCAPED! THEY ACTUALLY ESCAPED!
(Silence)
Warden: I don't get paid enough for this shit, I'm out.
(cut to the gang in the street running away from the prison)
(they stop running)
Patrick: (panting) I think we lost em.
Rrarrg: rrarg. (yeah.)
Patrick: Now then, where are we?
(patrick looks over to the other side of the road and sees the government building)
Grugg: grug. (huh.)
Patrick: well, maybe we can wait for it to get dark and then we can sneak in!
Babba: babababab! (great idea!)
Narrator: a few hours later…
(cut to the gang sneaking to the back of the building)
(patrick pulls out a grappling hook and throws it up to the roof)
(they climb up)
Grr: grgrgrggrr (there's a vent here)
Grugg: gru- (amo-)
(rrarrg slaps grugg)
(patrick climbs down the vent and falls in the building making a loud noise)
(man ray is seen sleeping)
(a doorbell is heard)
Patrick: oh shit.
(patrick looks for somewhere to hide)
(a doorbell is heard repeatedly until man ray wakes up)
Man Ray: ugh.
(man ray opens the door)
Man Ray: what?
???: hello man ray.
Man Ray: who are you?
???: that is not important for now. We would like to invite you to our new evil clan.
Fred: oh brother…
Man Ray: hm… Sure.
CrazySponge: HELL YEAH!
Man Ray: and you know what, you can use my evil lair. Come in!
(???, CrazySponge, Fred and Mr. Krabs come inside)
Mr Krabs: nice place you got here.
Man Ray: Thanks, I killed a world leader for it.
CrazySponge: do you have any frozen 2 mac and cheese?
Man Ray: uh, no.
CrazySponge: darn.
(they continue walking in the room)
(zoom in to a pink plant; it gains eyes and jumps out of the pot; revealing that it's patrick)
(patrick sneaks out the building but he makes a loud noise when closing the door)
Man Ray: huh?
(cut outside; patrick runs away)
(man ray opens the door and sees nobody there)
(he shrugs and goes back inside)
(pan up to reveal patrick above the door; he climbs up to the roof)
Patrick: ok so uh, there's some evil guys down there.
Babba: bab. (darn.)
Rrarrg: rrarg. Rrarrarararg! (hey. At least we got what we came here for!)
Patrick: when you look at it that way, yeah.
Babba: bababababa? (can we go home now?)
Patrick: sure.
(they all climb down the roof and walk away)
Narrator: To Be Continued in the next episode of… The Life and Times of Mr. Rrarrg!
(episode ends)
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