Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017

"Introduction - Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017" is a high quality rip of "Introduction" from Nintendo Spotlight: E3 2017.
== Jokes ==
The rip is an AMUNO video parodying the opening of Nintendo's E3 2017 conference, including similar quality as his other videos.
At the start, it uses the Nintendo Switch Parental Control video, with the lines changed to be about Bowser telling Bowser Jr. to go have lunch but Bowser Jr. refuses and calls his father a 'geek' and a 'f*ggot', Jr. still refuses to stop playing, thus, enraging Bowser. At 0:20, an unknown gameplay video is shown.
At 0:35, Satoru Iwata from "Nintendo Direct 2.13.14" appears over the Parental Control video, though initially referred to as "hiro hito", as the visuals quickly zoom in on his coat and asks the Bowser Jr. to zoom out. A loop of the opening of "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" by Blaxy Girls plays in the background during this. After this Satoru says his name is "satrou shipuden", the Supreme Boss of Nintendo China, who is about to reveal a new console for "hardcore gamers and for adults". At 1:12, an edit of Neymar holding a portrait of himself that was drawn by Yoichi Takahashi appears, though edited where Satoru is in the frame instead.
At 1:15, the console is then reveal to be the Nintendo Chicha, with a parody of the Nintendo Switch logo appearing over that uses a Shisha as the main logo. At 1:18, it cuts to an unknown video that shows people setting up Shishas, with the "Nintendo Chicha" logo on the top right and the Nintendo Switch reveal music playing in the background. At 2:15, it cuts back to the Nintendo Chicha logo, before going back to "satrou shipuden", as he says that the console is for "capitalist american pig like you", before starting to reveal several games of the console. "Chai Kingdom" from plays in the background during this.
At 2:40, it cuts to the AMUNO intro, though with a 3D model of AMUNO shown instead, as "Surf City" by The Beach Boys plays in the background. "satrou shipuden" reveals the first game to be "Brice de Nice" as the trailer for the movie is shown and "satrou shipuden" describes "for win you have to break the people". The box art for "Brice de Nice" is shown that includes the movie poster of the film as "satrou shipuden" is unsure when the game will come out but "you buy it".
At 3:14, it cuts to an unknown video of Satoru Iwata with a portrait over him, though the portrait above him has an unknown image of two women with revealing outfits, the text "LOVE YOU", and a sports car added over it. During this, "satrou shipuden" exclaims at how the cameraman has followed him back, followed by him commenting about the portrait behind him and informs us that it is a picture of his wife and daughter. After getting back on track with talking about the Nintendo Chicha, "satrou shipuden" tells about how they asked a "weak white boy" and an "african boy" about the console.
At 3:58, it shows "L'interview de l'historien Philippe Grandcoing sur l'histoire de l'Europe et du Limousin" by France 3 Limousin, which is meant to represent the supposed "weak white boy", whose name is Martin Leroi. Martin tells about how he used to play on the "geek wii" with his family and has a girlfriend as well as a future. After discovering the Nintendo Chicha, Martin claims that "my future end and i got rotten teeth" though is happy to have "arms 2". At 4:17, it cuts an unknown video, which is meant to represent the supposed "african boy", whose name is Professeur Manioc and is from "Nintendo Mali". Manioc tells about how the Nintendo Chicha has given him more money and "me can sucribe amuno", ending with "viva la nitendo chicha". During Manioc's section, green text is added to the top reading "find name of the music to win a game!!!".
At 4:42, it cuts back to "satrou shipuden" at his house, though this time with an image of Osama Bin Laden at a mountain added over the background portrait instead. "satrou shipuden" tells about how he likes "rice and nems and dragons", mostly when "i eat with chopstick", and how he will do kung fu on sunday "with jean claude vandame my friend". "satrou shipuden" then reveals several games that Jean Claude VanDame played on the Nintendo Chicha, with the first two featuring edits of the original games box art:
*"la legende de chica: chica de la nature / The Legend of Chicha: Chicha of the Wild" ()
*"mario chicha deluxe / Mario Chicha 8 Deluxe" ()
*"Grand Theft Chica"
At 5:12, it cuts again back to "satrou shipuden" at his house, with an image of Foot 2 Rue added over the background portrait instead, as "satrou shipuden" says that "these game is made by my supreme boss of everyone AMUNO" and "so dont cry if sound too big for your ear". It closes of with "satrou shipuden" insulting Capitalist America.
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