Captain Cole/Transcript

This is the transcript to Captain Cole.
== Part 1: Cole the shoplifter! ==
*After the opening logos and opening credits, we see a man named Cole running to a drug store.*
Cole: Man, I am really in the mood for a pack of cigarettes right now!
*Cole runs inside the drug store and takes a pack of cigarettes to the clerk.*
Clerk: That would be 3 bucks.
Cole: Dammit! I forgot my wallet. Uhh... do you accept this? 
*Cole hands the clerk three Canadian dollars. The clerk rejects it.*
Clerk: Um, dude. This is America, not Canada.
Cole: Well, uh... 
*Cole runs out the store. The clerk chases Cole.*
Clerk: Hey, get back here, ya punk! 
*Cole runs outside the store, with the clerk not close behind him.*
Clerk: Hey! Shoplifter!
*The cops notice what's going on and they track down Cole. Cole runs away from them, but eventually Cole gets cornered by two police cars.*
C. Op: Bring this jerk with us.
*C. Op and the other police men seize Cole. They take him to the police car and begin driving to the prison.
Cole: Hey, uhh... what's your name?
C. Op: Shut up. You know what you did, squirt. 
Cole: Right... can we stop and get some ice cream?
C. Op: No.
Cole: Aww man! 
*The police car eventually arrives at the prison. C. Op takes Cole to the prison and shows him his jail cell.*
Cole: This is disgusting! The toilet is out in the open!
C. Op: That's what they all say. Now Cole, we're gonna do this either the easy way, or the hard way. Get in the cell, and we won't have a problem. Don't get in the cell, and we do have a problem. Alright? 
Cole: Alright.
== Part 2: Meeting up with the other criminals! ==
Cole: So this is prison.
*Cole meets up with the other criminals.*
Mike: Look guys. We got ourselves a wiener. 
*The criminals laugh at Cole.*
Cole: Perhaps we haven't met before. I'm Cole, and I'm new here. Can you show me around?
Mike: First I gotta break wind.
*Mike lets out a really long fart. The other criminals laugh, Cole is disturbed.*
Cole: Hey? Can you stop that?
Mike: Shut up, ya sensitive jackass.
Cole: I've had it with you. 
*Cole punches Mike. Mike gets mad and punches Cole back, sending him flying across the room. The other prisoners yet out a really long "OHHHHH!!!!" and laugh at Cole.*
Cole: I gotta take down those dicks.
*A girl named Kelly walks over to Cole.*
Kelly: You alright there?
Cole: Hey, whoa whoa whoa... you're looking sexy today, missie.
*Kelly slaps Cole.*
Cole: Ow! 
Kelly: I'm Kelly.
Cole: Hi. I'm Cole. I gotta get out of this shit show. Can you help me?
Kelly: I can't help you.
Cole: Why not?
Kelly: There is no escape.
Cole: Ugh. So that means I have to be in prison for the rest of my time with those jerks.
Kelly: Yeah. Them. They are rotten, rancid, retarded rascals.
Cole: Nice alliteration there.
== Part 3: Dinner Time! ==
Coming soon!
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