Angry Birds X: The Fine-Feathered Movie 2/Transcript

== Transcript ==
=== Scene 1: Prologue ===
* [It fades into a view of a hyper realistic version of Piggy Island, zooming into detailed versions of the Pigs duking it out against each other, when Red interrupts, tearing the screen open]
* Red: I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a live-action adaptation of our show? We've already had those chipmunks, the blue things and Cars! This is pathetic! Those DBS. executives are just dense.
* Bomb: Truly dense.
* Red: This is an outrage!
* Bomb: I say we protest!
* [The rest of the Flock mutter and argue about it]
* Red: Shhh. We can sort this out... Shhhhh. Hello? Guys! [whistles, but they continue] Shut your mouths! [they stop talking] Guys, I'll handle this,
* Bomb: In what way? In what?
* Red: We could always, just... you know... talk to them. Talk to the Warner fellas and get this abomination fixed up!
* Bomb: That seems about right, mate.
* Red: To the DBF! Let's move out!
* [The Flock all walk across the city to the DBF, with Cars, Cars 2, Cars 3, Tom and Jerry, Planes protesting Warner Bros. and rooting for the Flock.]
* Chug: Are you kidding me, DBF.?! A live action adaptation of the Flock's show?! Why that screwy Hollywood doesn't know what they're talkin' about! Why that big bunch'a joiks!
* El Chupacabra: No this time
* Little King: Should we make a solemn vow to never make a deal with Hollywood to never make a live-action adaptation of our shows, guys?
* Tow Mater: Agreed!
* Little King: Aren't these cute, BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!!
* [At the DBF. studio, we see the WaterTower, and as a reference to Animaniacs, Yakko, Wakko and Dot burst through to see them]
* Dusty Crophopper: Gee, what're they all doing here? [looks down and sees the Flock going to the DBF. Studio, but then falls out] Oof!
* [The Flock see him]
* Red: Oh, hey, hey, Yakko. You good?
* Dusty Crophopper: I'm fine... What're you guys doing?
* Chuck: In case you're wondering.... [holds out a lawsuit] WE'RE SUING dbf. FOR MAKING A LIVE-ACTION ADAPTATION OF OUR SHOW!! Worse, our show's only been airing since 2015!
* Dusty Crophopper: Mm? Huh... Well, sibs! Looks like they got the live-action treatment!
* Tow Mater: Oh, dear.
* El Chupacabra: Well, that sucks.
* Bomb: Mm.
* [The rest of the gang walk into the studio headquarters]
* Dusty Crophopper: Come on, man. Follow us.
* [The Flock follow the Toons until they came across Ralph T. Guard]
* Dusty Crophopper: Eh, what's up, doc?
* Tow Mater: ...Yeah, what's up, uh... [chuckles] ...wabbit?
* Red: [comes up to Ralph T. Guard] We'll tell you what's up, Ralph!
* Bomb: Your studio has made a live-action adaptation of our show!
* 2 Hour later
* Red: Poor oblivious Ralph. Anyway!
* [The Flock dart into the Warner Bros. Studio]
* [They then get to Thaddeus Plotz and the Warner Brothers' office and knocks the door]
* Thaddeus Plotz: [off-screen] What?
* [They kick the door open, looking angry]
* Bomb: WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, PLOTZ!
* Thaddeus Plotz: How rude. What could you want?!
* Red: Our leadership could tell you!
* Bomb: We heard you're adapting our show into a live-action movie! Listen, Plotz! We'd like to have our movie to be traditionally animated! In fact, we don't just want it...
* Red and Bomb: We demand it.
* Red: What they said!
* Bomb: Yes!
* 4 Hour Later
* Thaddeus Plotz: Right here!
* Red: Good. Roll the film!
* [we see The Flock getting into their seats.]
* [The prologue ends]
=== Scene 2: Introduction ===
* [The logos play]
* [After the logos play, we fade into a shot of Piggy Island, celebrating the First Annual All-Toon Companionship Festival]
* [We zoom into King Matthew Smoothcheeks, the pigs, and the Flock ready to send a lot of invitations to every single Toon in Toontown, and Bomb waking up for his morning routine.]
* [After that, Chuck goes up to Bomb]
* Bomb: Hey, Bomb! You got the invitation yet?
* Red: [chuckles] You bet I have, man. In fact, I got premium!
* Bomb: Premium? What's premium?
* Red: Eh, it's not much. I just paid an extra couple bucks so the writers try not to make me a Gary Stu in the next episode.
* [Red comes along]
* Bomb: What? You ain't a Gary Stu.
* Red: It's called writer's block.
* Bomb: Y'aven't heard of it, mate?
* Red: Actually, I have. Writer's block is a condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing.
* Bomb: [chuckles] Calm it, teacher. Aren't you invited, Red?
* Red: What do you think?! Mm-hm. Yes. I am. Positive.
* Jepaer: Speaking of invitations, your leadership. When will the guests arrive?
* Bomb: They haven't gotten them yet, Terence. But I have got the cuz', why let these kids miss it?
* Tow Mater: Aye-aye, sir!
* 5 Hour Later
* Tow Mater: What is that, Bomb? they're not from Piggy Island.
* Red: Because they're not from this island, mate. They're from another isalnd called Crow Island.
* Bomb: What Island?
* Hal: You haven't heard the story, mate?
* Bomb: Oh boy, exposition.
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