Joseph Anderson

Joseph Anderson (birthday: November 14)https://twitter.com/jph_anderson/status/1062517693453099009 is a Canadian game critic, author, and video game streamer, known for his long-form video formats and in-depth focus on game mechanics. 
== About ==
He generated a moderate amount of online discussion and mild controversy following a lukewarm review of Super Mario Odyssey in 2018, and is also known for his critiques of the Dark Souls and Fallout series. Anderson is noted for having a significant Japanophile following, despite covering little Japanese content in his work. He is currently scheduled to release a critique of The Witcher series.
== Quotes ==
* "I'm going to be honest with you. I was pulling your leg when I said that the Mushroom Kingdom was a tutorial level. It is actually unlocked after you beat the game. So why is it so easy?"
* "I got a batshit theory that Miyamoto was murdered and replaced. Miyamoto liked hard games. So why is Super Mario Odyssey so easy?!"
* "Super Mario Odyssey is artificial difficulty 100. Yeah that's a Skyrim reference. Oh I guess it's also a Morrowind reference or a Daggerfall reference. But really, most people played Skyrim only. Don't get me started about the 20 year olds who say that they are waiting for Skyrim 2. It's not gonna be called Skyrim 2. It's gonna be called Valenwood or Black Marsh or something."
* "Why does Super Mario Odyssey make me do jump ropes? I never played with jump ropes on the playground, it was usually girls who did that. Same goes with hula hoops."
* "Matthewmatosis's video on Context Sensitivity was a work of genius. I think my best videos are a 9/10, that was a 10/10."
* "Forager is a game about greasy cocks eating challenge minigame."
* "Hello and welcome to Rainforest Books and my rainforest book review. Today we will be looking at Birds in the Rainforest. This book really is sexy. Not because of the birds, but because of the prose. It doesn't make me gassy, it makes me nasty! The person who wrote this really captured the atmosphere of the rainforest and all that good stuff. This is a full-on mighty master boss of a book. Jungle books can't compete with rainforest books."
* "Nice quality of life crafting, Resident Evil 4 remake. Though they screwed up the game's movement in this remake. Too easy, do you think I am a baby named Fred?"
* "Canadian nights, Canadian frights. OH. What a night. Canadian blights, canadian sights. OH. What a light. There is the light of the night. Or is it? Or is it? Oh oh Canadian lights! There is none. No no no. Oh oh oh. No oh no oh no. Oh oh oh oh oh. Oh oh oh oh oh. Canadough in my ho. Ho ho. No no no. Canadough cookie dough. Oh. Woah woah woah. I need to make a cookie with my Canadough. Oh. Oh oh oh. On this Canadian night, with my might, I saw the sight of a cookie made with Canadough. A cookie made with Canadough. A cookie made with..... CANADOUGH..........."
* "STEP AND GO!"
* "The youth of Canada is filled with fake gamers. Blame the parents for not telling them about the best games like unshattered masterpieces, and don't make them play games that are no masterpieces."
* "Super Mario Odyssey should have precision platforming. They need to make a controller with four joysticks for the next Nintendo console so they can expand the possibilities of gameplay. Obviously you aren't going to be using all four joysticks at once, But you will be using them for different purposes allowing for more possibilities with the controls."
* "I know you like to bake. I know a lot."
* "For goodness sake, drink some sake."
* "Forlorn whispers in the night, a darkness of that which is not right. Where are they sleeping? And how are they creeping?"
* "It's like having Chris Pratt as the model of your Pocket Pussy. It's not really what you want, because he doesn't really have a pussy and it's just based on nothing."
* "Yoshi's Island has a wide moveset and Jesusly level design. That's why it's the best Mario game for me."
* "I am Matthewmatosis.....'s little brother!"
== Trivia ==
* He has been criticized for laughing too easily on his live streams.
* He has been called arrogant for suggesting that people copy his opinions.
* He likes to tell both fake and real stories in his live streams.
* He prefers Danganronpa to Ace Attorney because he likes the premise of Danganronpa better. He hates the Danganronpa fanbase who he considers to be teenage girls who are promiscuous and unambitious.
* He calls himself Matthewmatosis's little brother because they make similar videos.
* His favorite Ace Attorney case was Bridge to the Turnabout which he considered to be an epic conclusion to the trilogy.
* He hated all the girls from Persona 4.
==References==
Category:Gaming YouTubers
Category:Canadian YouTubers
Category:Users who joined in 2012