Wario Kart Infinity Dash!!

Wario Kart: Infinity Dash!! is waht fans consider "The Best Wario Kart To Ever Be Made In the Existence of the WaUniverse of Wario Kart Shames™". Wario asked Thanos if he wanted to make a Wario Kart featuring him, and Thanos said yes. After that they made this shame with the help of Brownie Brown (now known as 1-UP Studio), a subsidiary of Nintendo.
Drift and Mini-Turbo has been combined to make a new "Wheel" stat. Each character now has a gauntlet that they can charge throughout a race. It's rare but possible for somebody to have the full infinity gauntlet AND the stone football.
== Characters ==
Character 	Speed 	Acceleration	Off-Road 	Wheel	Fatness	Tier 	Effective Item
Wario 	100 	40 	 	 	 	 	
60 	100 	A 	Hamburger	 	 	 	
Thanos w/out glove 	60 	60 	10 	60 	60 	A 	Hamburger
Baby Wario 	90 	50 	0 	60 	50 	A 	Hamburger
Teletubbie Quartet 	20 	20 	0 	10 	200 	F 	Both
Cthulhu 	50 	50 	50 	50 	50 	B 	Hamburger
Ruigi 	60 	40 	40 	50 	60 	B 	Sushi
Kinopio-Kun 	30 	90 	10 	90 	30 	A 	Sushi
Sans Undertale Jr. 	All 	Stats are 	Random- 	ized 	. 	F-SS 	Hamburger
Metal Wario 	200 	1 	 	 	 	 	
0 	200 	F 	Hamburger	 	 	 	
Captain 1 	1 	1 	248 	0 	0 	F 	None
Giygas 	80 	50 	0 	90 	30 	S 	Sushi
Waluigi 	90 	20 	10 	40 	90 	B 	Hamburger
Count Cannoli 	50 	60 	0 	45 	95 	B 	Hamburger
Hotel Mario's Mario	70 	30 	30 	60 	60 	A 	Hamburger
Hinawa 	80 	80 	0 	60 	30 	A 	Sushi
Hinawario 	10 	1 	100 	40 	99 	F 	Both
MissingNo 	NaN 	NaN 	NaN 	NaN 	NaN 	Error 	Sushi
Toad 	249 	1 	0 	0 	0 	F 	Hamburger
1cc 	1 	249 	0 	0 	0 	F 	Both
Grandma 	25 	25 	0 	150 	50 	S 	Hamburger
Fat Wario 	1 	1 	0 	0 	248 	F 	Hamburger
Nobody 	100 	25 	200 	25 	 	 	
C 	Unknown	 	 	 	 	 	
Trigger Happy 	Never 	Gonna 	Give 	You 	Up 	True 2	Yes
== Turbo Characters ==
Character	Speed 	Acceleration	Off-Road	Wheel 	Fatness 	Tier	Effective Item
Captain 0	150 	9999 	9999 	9999 	50 	SS 	Both
Wario Man	100 	9999 	9999 	9999 	100 	SS 	Hamburger
Thanos 	Infinity	Infinity 	Infinity	Infinity	Infinity	F 	Hamburger
== Tier List (organized) (excluding Sans Undertale Jr.) ==
SS 	Captain Zero   Wario Man
S 	Giygas   Hinawa
A 	Wario   Baby Wario   Thanos   Kinopio-Kun   Hotel Mario's Mario
B 	Count Cannoli   Cthulu   Ruigi   Waluigi
C 	Nobody
F 	Grandma   Teletubbie Quartet   Metal Wario   Hinawario   Toad   1cc   Fat Wario   Captain 1   Thanos (Turbo)
True S	Trigger Happy
== Infinity Stone Mode ==
Stone 	Speed	Acceleration	Off-Road	Wheel	Fatness
Soul Stone 	 	 	 	 	
Reality Stone	 	 	 	 	
Time Stone 	 	 	 	 	
Space Stone 	 	 	 	 	
Power Stone 	 	 	 	 	
Mind Stone 	 	 	 	 	
It's a stone Luigi,
you didn't make it	 	 	 	 	
== Tracks ==
=== Wario Cup ===
Normal Tracks
# Wario Circuit
# Wario's Castle
# WaJail
Pac-man Tracks
# Diamond City
# Snow Panic
=== UnAnything Cup ===
# Nowhere
# Stupid City
# Loserland
# State of Weegee
=== USSR Cup ===
# Josph Stalin's Cul de Sac
# Russia
# Crazy Russian Hacker's Airplane Field
# Soda Popinski's Beer Stash
=== CTGP Revolution Cup ===
# Final Grounds
# Mushroom Peaks
# Melting Magma Melee
# Concord Town
=== Unholy Cup ===
# Hell
# Fake Hell
# Basement Cat's Basement
# 1822 Gerard, San Francisco
=== German Cup ===
# The German Prison
# Angry German Kid's Room
# Germany
# Hitler's Toll Road
=== Donkey Kong Cup ===
# Gangplank Galleon
# Donkey Kong County
=== Food Cup ===
# Captain 0's Pizza
# Chum Bucket
# Taco Bell
# Teletubby Burger
== Items ==
* Garlic - You eat it and fart for some temporary extra speed, sets your off-road to 32767 for a few seconds.
* Triple Garlic - You have 3 Garlic.
* Hot Sauce - You drop it on the floor and burns people who drive on it, making them go into spin-out.
* Hotter Sauce - Condensed form of Hot Sauce, just as effective as having 3 of them so you can use it 3 times.
* Captain 0's Pizza - Throw them at somebody and they'll have to stop and eat it.
* KFC's Chicken Legs - Throw and see it follow somebody until they eat it. Can be blocked with Hot Sauce, KFC's $20 Fill Up, or a pizza from Captain 0's
== Super Items ==
* Hamburger / Sushi - Temporarily makes you invincible, sets your off-road to 32767, and sets your acceleration to 32767. Effectiveness depends on the character.
* Spaghetti - Another Hamburger and Sushi clone, but this time effectiveness goes up the more fat your character is.
* KFC's $20 Fill Up - Most dangerous item in the game, has OVER 9000 KFC's Chicken Legs.
* Super Garlic - You fart and the gas travels to the person in first place, making them have an asthma attack for 3 seconds
* Infinity Dash - Gives you all of the above.
== Trivia ==
* Off-road has generally become better.
* Most characters suck.
* Thanos is the only "Turbo character" not to be banned.
* Giygas's amazing wheel stat makes him the best competitive character in the game.
* Wario personally asked Pac-Man if he could include the Wario Cup.
* Mario, Luigi, and pretty much everyone else died in the production of this shame and so pretty much nobody from the actual Marioverse is here.
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