Mr. Craps Loves TV, but not TV Producers

(Last time on MCS…)
Mr. Craps: What do you mean? CANCELLED?! BULLSHIT!
(Mr. Craps starts crying)
Mr. Craps: Ummm, the show was just cancelled everyone.
Squidward: Oh no I care so much.
Mr. Craps: You guys can all go home, I’m just gonna go lay somewhere and cry.
(Later)
Mr. Craps: WHY?! WHY DID THEY CANCEL MY PERFECTLY AMAZING SHOW?! I’m gonna ask them about this RIGHT NOW! (Calls the show producers)
Producers: What?
Mr. Craps: Why did you cancel my great show?
Producers: Because, someone pitched an idea for a show called “Evicted”, and it’s a lot better than your show.
Mr. Craps: Come on guys! I’ll do anything! ANYTHING!
Producers: Anything, you say?...Give us an original idea that is different from all other shows out there.
Mr. Craps: Alright, uhh. How about, Mr. Craps Survivor 3.0: Pay to Win? It’s about where you progress to the next challenge, you have to pay me, to cast a vote, you have to pay me, to not get eliminated, you pay me, and in general, you pay me!
Producers: Uh, sure. We’ll call you in one week.
(One week later…)
Producers: Yeah so, about your show…
Mr. Craps: Yes?
Producers: We’re doing it-
Mr. Craps: WOO HOO! YIPPEE! (hangs up)
Producers: But- and he hanged up. Hey director, start setting up for our newest show!
Director: What’s it called?
Producers: Mr. Craps Survivor 3.0: Off The Island. Hosted by the one and only Eugene Krabs.
(credits)
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