Not-So-Great Welcome/Transcript

(the episode starts off with a space background)
???: Now imagine joining a show up in space, with 30 other contestants in the show. This is what you call TB-
Ant Tony: Mr. Sir, I can't find the sponge to clean the wall!
???: THEN CLEAN IT WITH YOUR HANDS! ahem As I was saying... What was I saying? Ah, whatever.
(??? folds up the green screen of the space background)
Mr. Peaflipper: Why hello there, I am Mr. Peaflipper. I am a moth. Yes.
(camera pans out to three ant interns holding up papers of what mr peaflipper has to say)
Mr. Peaflipper: I am making show to combat the Clinko Pendleberry Conk, to show my appreciation for him..
(one of the ant interns facepalm)
Mr. Peaflipper: Who wrote these?!
Durr Ant: You did sir!
Mr. Peaflipper: Oh, right. Anyways, we have 30 contestants for this show. And all of them were from the CBT Debut! You might not know who they are, and that's good. Cause I will bring them out now!
(mr peaflipper then presses a lever. a garage door then opens with the contestants all cramped together)
Blender: I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR LEAVING ME HERE WITH THESE THINGS!
Mr. Peaflipper: WAIT WAIT WAIT--
(technical difficulties. it comes back with blender being held by magic hat and styrofoam cup)
Mr. Peaflipper: We're back, and I almost died! But aside from that, we have our cast! Meet..
'Americium'
Americium: Hey, i'm Americium. I just wanted to join to do something with my life, and stuff.
'Beach Ball'
(beach ball is seen resting)
Beach Ball: H-huh? Oh, the show! Hey everyone, i'm Beach Ball! I can't wait to see where this show takes me!
'Blender'
Blender: Hey, i'm Ble-
Mr. Peaflipper: HURRY THIS UP!
'Bushy Cat Squishy Christmas Pudding File Folder Gas Pump Hearty Key Lime Pie Lenny Limey Liver Lychee Magic Hat Nano Memory Card Nightmare Face Onion Pan Potted Plant Red Velvet Cake Rotten Cotton Candy Rubix Cube Sheep Cheese Pizza Slime Styrofoam Cup Tetris Block Wallet and Weird Paintbrushy'
Nightmare Face: Wow, okay.
Mr. Peaflipper: Now, just uh, stay here, while I go prepare up the first contest!
Cat Squishy: Wait, what about teams?
Mr. Peaflipper: NO TEAMS! I don't want to waste more time!
Cat Squishy: Then, uhh.. Can we make alliances?
Mr. Peaflipper: What? Sure, whatever, they aren't teams.
(mr peaflipper then flies away to a door and leaves. the door can be heard locked. the 30 contestants are now stuck in one giant empty room together.)
(bushy attempts to open the locked door, but to no avail)
Bushy: Welp, were stuck here.
Cat Squishy: This can be the perfect time to make an alliance with others!
Nightmare Face: An alliance, huh? I could use some guys to get me further in the game.
(nightmare face approaches gas pump)
Nightmare Face: Hey Gas Pump! How would you feel if we made an alliance together. We can both get ourselves far in the game, and potentially in the finals.
Gas Pump: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......... Sure!
Nightmare Face: Aweso-
(gas pump attempts to stab nightmare face, with nightmare face dodging.)
Nightmare Face: Don't do that.
Gas Pump: Well, if we're gonna make an alliance, we would need more people. Got anyone else in mind?
Nightmare Face: Eh, uhhh.. Since we're both tough in our own ways, we would need to get other tough guys in our alliance to be unstoppable. How about... Limey?
Gas Pump: Not sure about Limey. He can be a weird guy at times.
Nightmare Face: Eh, whatever, we can still work with him. Get over here, Limey!
(limey approaches them)
(scene cuts to magic hat standing idle. cat squishy runs up to her)
Cat Squishy: Hey Magic Hat! Wanna form an alliance?
Magic Hat: Hm. With your squishiness and my talents at magic, I think we can form a great alliance!
Cat Squishy: Myeaaaaaaah! And while were at it, Memory Card, you join us too!
Memory Card: Join what?
Cat Squishy: Our alliance.
Memory Card: ...Huh?
Cat Squishy: Whatever, you're in.
(scene cuts to sheep cheese pizza sitting next to a corner. red velvet cake walks up to her)
Sheep Cheese Pizza: What do you want?
Red Velvet Cake: I was just wondering if you would want to make an alliance with me?
Sheep Cheese Pizza: No.
Red Velvet Cake: Aw come on! I think we could be a great alliance and great friends!
Sheep Cheese Pizza: No, I think I can do this competition by myself. I don't need some red cylinder to hold me back from winning.
Red Velvet Cake: Aww.. I curse you for now on!
Sheep Cheese Pizza: Yeah, okay.
(red velvet cake runs away, and bumps to blender)
Red Velvet Cake: SOCKUPOOP!
Blender: You what now.
(red velvet cake starts shaking and sweating)
Red Velvet Cake: I uh, I didn't, I'm so- I....
(blender starts smiling wide with evil eyebrows. blender then grabs red velvet cake)
Red Velvet Cake: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Nightmare Face: Hey Blender, wanna join our alliance?
Blender: What's the catch.
Nightmare Face: Nothing. It's just an alliance for us to get far.
Blender: Hmm.. count me in.
Gas Pump: Aw yeah! Also, are you gonna finish that cake?
File Folder: A red velvet cake to be infact!
. . .
(blender then puts red velvet cake back on the floor)
Red Velvet Cake: That was probably for the best.
(scene cuts to tetris block with slime)
Tetris Block: Slime, do you wanna form an alliance?
Slime: *no in slime noises*
Tetris Block: Oh.
. . .
Tetris Block: Wanna form a friend group?
Slime: *happy yes in slime noises*
Tetris Block: Aw yeah, a new party member!
Weird Paintbrushy: Could I join?
Tetris Block: Oh, sorry.. uhh.. y'see, were full of members in our friend group.
Weird Paintbrushy: But there's only two of you.
Tetris Block: Nope! We also have.. uh...
(tetris block grabs wallet)
Tetris Block: ..Wallet!
Weird Paintbrushy: Oh come on! You all are just a bunch of mirrored ass-stains, why would I need to be in an alliance with you guys anyways?! Hmph.
. . .
Wallet: Okay?
(scene cuts to bushy and lenny trying to open the door. bushy is seen trying to bust down the door, but to no avail.)
Lenny: Let's try kindly asking the door! ahem Hey Mr. Door! Can you please open yourself? Me and my friends need to leave.
. . .
Lenny: I think I assumed their gender.
(blender shoves bushy)
Blender: Out of my way, i'm going to actually try to get us out of here!
(blender grabs lenny, and slams him on the door)
Christmas Pudding: Blender! Don't go too hard on him!
Blender: Do you WANT to get out of this place?!
Christmas Pudding: Well, yes, but--
Blender: Hm.
Christmas Pudding: Hmph!
(blender keeps slamming lenny at the door)
File Folder: WAIT!
(everyone looks at file folder)
File Folder: This is a door, right? So how come we're not using a key to open the door?
Rubix Cube: Hey, you're right!
(rubix cube grabs key lime pie and approaches the door)
Rubix Cube: We can just use Key Lime Pie to open this door, and escape!
Key Lime Pie: I'll allow it!
(rubix cube then puts key lime pie in the door lock and unlocks the door)
Blender: That WORKED!?
Mr. Peaflipper: No, I opened the door myself.
Blender: Oh.
(camera pans out to a giant field with houses, cars, oceans, and trees)
Mr. Peaflipper: The first challenge is a battle royale. You will be granted a weapon, and once you have your weapon, you will be randomly transported to a different part of the field. The last person standing will be granted safe, and everyone else will be up for elimination!
Liver: Okay, sounds good!
Potted Plant: Can we pick our weapon?
Mr. Peaflipper: No, you will be given a randomly generated weapon.
Potted Plant: Alright, I can live with that.
Mr. Peaflipper: Any questions?
(rotten cotton candy raises his hand)
Mr. Peaflipper: Yes?
Rotten Cotton Candy: How long will this challenge be, and can I not do this challenge?
Mr. Peaflipper: I'm not good with time, and no.
Christmas Pudding: Wait, are we going to have to kill eachother?
Mr. Peaflipper: Yes.
Christmas Pudding: Ah.. Uh.. I don't know if I want to do this challenge..
Hearty: This challenge is MEAN! I demand justice!
Mr. Peaflipper: Whatever, were starting the challenge in
3....
2....
1.....
(mr peaflipper presses a button. the contestants are then teleported to random parts of the field with their own weapons:
Americium: A water bottle
Beach Ball: Pool floatie
Blender: Boxing gloves
Bushy: Bow & Arrows
Cat Squishy: Arms with claws
Christmas Pudding: Rocket launcher
Key Lime Pie: Nothing
File Folder: A perfect no-edged paper
Gas Pump: Glock
Hearty: Minigun
Key Lime Pie: Notebook
Lenny: Steamroller
Limey: Lighter
Liver: Tazer
Lychee: Straw
Magic Hat: Infinite amount of bunnies
Nano: Trendy shirt that says "Oh for petals sake!"
Nightmare Face: Knife Asset from Inanimate Insanity
Onion: Electric fan
Potted Plant: Gaming keyboard
Red Velvet Cake: Outlet
Rotten Cotton Candy: Tape
Rubix Cube: ConkPhone
Slime: Rubber band
Styrofoam Cup: Aaron
Tetris Block: Hammer
Wallet: Spear
Weird Paintbrushy: A mop
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(scene cuts to weird paintbrushy)
Weird Paintbrushy: Are you kidding me? Just a mop? This is unfair, I tell you!
(lychee then sucks out the life force of weird paintbrushy)
Lychee: Hah hah! This is awe-
(liver tases lychee, which then lychee explodes)
Liver: Yes!
(liver then barley misses an arrow)
Liver: aAH!
(camera pans to bushy with bow and arrows, trying to shoot liver)
Liver: Oh no you don't!
(liver flies fast away from all the arrows, then charges at bushy. liver stops to feel bushys leaves)
Liver: Hm. You have soft leaves.
(bushy shoots liver)
Liver: ACK-
(bushy then gets ran over by a steamroller)
Lenny: WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
(lenny, tetris block, wallet, and nano are seen on the steamroller. liver removes the arrow from him and runs away)
Liver: Woah, they look unstoppable with that steamroller, what do I do? Hmmm..
(ding!)
Liver: I know!
(liver places in onion)
(the steamroller approaches onion)
(the steamroller taps onion)
Onion: ....
Lenny: ....
Tetris Block: ....
Wallet: ....
Nano: ....
Onion: WA-
(onions tears go into the engine, killing onion, lenny, tetris block, wallet, and nano with a giant explosion. liver watches from far away)
(scene cuts to nightmare face, gas pump, and blender in an abandoned warehouse. theyre all huddled up)
Nightmare Face: Okay, guys, were missing Limey. Who should go out to try to find him?
Blender: I don't think it will be hard to find him.
(blender looks out a window to see forest fires everywhere.)
Gas Pump: Screw this, I'm not gonna stay in a warehouse to defend myself! We're here to kill! And I'm here to STAAAAAB!
(gas pump darts out of the warehouse, screaming and laughing)
Nightmare Face: He's gonna die.
Blender: Come on man, are you seriously gonna hide? We made this alliance for a reason, to be tough! And I'm not letting you be all cushy.
Nightmare Face: ..Huh. You're right. We ARE here for a reason. I'M here for a reason. I'm here to win.
Blender: THAT'S the attitude I wanna hear. Now LET'S KICK ASS, BROTHER.
(nightmare face and blender then run out of the warehouse.)
(scene cuts to hearty standing idle. gas pump runs up to her and attempts to stab her. hearty dodges the stab)
Gas Pump: H-huh?
(hearty slowly rotates to gas pump)
Gas Pump: ....
Hearty: That wasn't very nice of you. You're a meanie. I don't like meanies.
Gas Pump: Uhh...
Hearty: I don't like meanies I don't like meanies I don't like meanies I don't like meanies I don't like meanies--
(hearty grabs her minigun)
Gas Pump: OH SH-
Hearty: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
(hearty shoots gas pump. gas then comes out of gas pump)
Hearty: That's what you get!
(limey then runs up to gas pump, and burns him with the lighter. limey then runs away)
Hearty: I see.. If nobody here will be nice, THEN I WILL TAKE DOWN ALL OF YOU MEANIES
(gas pump explodes, launching hearty up. hearty locks target on limey, and lands on him, which crushes limey and kills him.)
Hearty: JUST YOU SEE, I WILL GET ALL OF YOU, RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(scene cuts to styrofoam cup, key lime pie, beach ball, rotten cotton candy, and christmas pudding sitting next to a lake.)
Key Lime Pie: So we won't try to kill each other, alright?
Rotten Cotton Candy: Yes, we just said this like 19 times.
Key Lime Pie: You counted?
Rotten Cotton Candy: What else do you expect me to do? I'm so bored i'm bored of being bored.
Key Lime Pie: Agh, whatever.
Styrofoam Cup: Hey guys, look at my weapon!
(styrofoam cup presses a button with the name "AARON" on it)
Key Lime Pie: ...Oh no.
(suddenly, crumbling from the ground, comes Green Marker Official. Green Marker Official grabs key lime pie, beach ball, and rotten cotton candy down to the core of the earth. christmas pudding runs away before getting caught by Green Marker Official)
Styrofoam: Woaaaaaaah so cool!
(scene cuts to christmas pudding running away, then bumping to blender and nightmare face)
Christmas Pudding: Oh no..
Blender: I'll let you do this one.
Nightmare Face: What, you can't do it? Fine, ill do it myself.
Christmas Pudding: What are you going to do?
Nightmare Face: I'm just gonna-
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(christmas pudding dies from being so scared)
Nightmare Face: That's how you do it!
(scene cuts to magic hat standing. hearty then grabs the bunny from her, which just grows a new one in her)
Hearty: HAHA!
Magic Hat: What was that for?
Hearty: Hmmm... AH HA! You'll see!
(hearty grabs multiple bunnies from magic hat and builds them into a giant hearty)
Hearty: I AM GIANT GOD DAMN BUNNIE MEANIE BEATING MONSTER!!!
Magic Hat: oh my god
(bunnie meanie beating monster stomps on magic hat, which kills her)
Hearty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(bunnie meanie beating monster then runs all around the field, which crushes sheep cheese pizza, file foler, cat squishy, and styrofoam cup)
Hearty: NOTHING CAN STOP ME-
(liver grabs a rabbit out of bunnie meanie beating monster. bunnie meanie beating monster then collapses on the floor, which crushes americium)
Americium: Well, there goes screen time of me.
(americium dies)
Hearty: THAT WAS MEAN!
(liver then tazes hearty, which kills hearty)
Liver: This is a battle to the death, am I supposed to be nice?
(scene cuts to a megaphone)
Mr. Peaflipper: YOU GUYS ARE TAKING TOO LONG! THAT'S IT, BOMB TIME!
Potted Plant: WHAT-
(a bomb lands on potted plant, which explodes)
(a bomb lands on pan)
Pan: OH MY GOD THERES A BOMB ON ME
Red Velvet Cake: Do you need help!?
Pan: Oh noOooOoo! It's not like theres a literal bomb on me right no-
(bomb explodes, killing pan and rvc)
FINAL 5:
Nightmare Face
Blender
Memory Card
Liver
Slime
Mr. Peaflipper: Since we are in the Final 5, we will change things! snap
(the contestants then teleport to a small platform)
Mr. Peaflipper: May the best man win.
Memory Card: Wait, what are we doing?
(blender then punches memory card out of the platform, in which nightmare face stabs blender)
Blender: I thought we were in an alliance!
Nightmare Face: We are, it's just someone needs to win, right?
Blender: You still didn't have to stab me!
Nightmare Face: Oh come on, either way, one of us was gonna kill one of us, it's bound to happen!
(liver then pushes both of them out of the platform)
Blender & Nightmare Face: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa..
Liver: I win!
(liver then gets smacked with a rubber band, and hits a wall and slides out. the camera then pans on slime being the only competitor left in the platform)
Mr. Peaflipper: AND SLIME WINS!
Slime: *happy slime noises*
Mr. Peaflipper: So that means everyone else is up for elimination!
Liver: Wait, i'm not dead though!
Mr. Peaflipper: You're still out of the platform.
Liver: Darn. But just one question.
Mr. Peaflipper: Hm?
Liver: How will you recover the eliminated contestants?
Mr. Peaflipper: ....
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