Piggy Guy

He's kind of a weird guy. One day, he decided to start hosting a show for preschoolers called "Piggy Guy the Piggy Guy." As soon as he launched the first episode on live television, every single baby was interested in watching his show. There were viewers everywhere. So, as Piggy Guy has hosting "Piggy Guy the Piggy Guy," he thought it would be best to add a few more friends into the cast. So he added the Hula Dancer, the Chicken Man, and the Lizard Man. But don't worry, he gave them different roles and names. So they became "Mrs. Hula" (even though she wasn't married), "Chicken Suit Guy," and "Lizzie the Lizard."
They all hated their names. Mrs. Hula never even got engaged, Chicken Suit Guy preferred to be called Chicken Man, and Lizzie the Lizard was no girl. But, Piggy Guy said, they needed to keep their names, otherwise preschoolers would hate it. Then, episodes started airing regularly every day. Every little kid loved watching the topics the episodes were given: teaching kids how to dissect a bomb, prank your panophobic stepmother, and hit someone on the head with a telephone. It was great, until something awful happened:
The television police found out that what Piggy Guy the Piggy Guy was teaching was a bad influence on children. Or so you think. No, actually they were sued from being annoying to much: they used their same catchphrases in every single episode. That's a restriction against the TV police. And so, the cast of Piggy Guy the Piggy Guy was sent to jail, but however, they still planned more episodes and hosted reruns of their new show: "Piggy Guy the Piggy Guy: How to escape from jail."
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Category:Series 12 Minifigures