Zombies in Spaceland/Quotes

==Willard Wyler==
:"Cut! That's a wrap people!"
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:"Worst. Death scene. EVER. Back to one, places everybody."
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:"You'll never work in this town again."
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:"Next time, you need to cry on cue, and die on cue."
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:"That performance makes me want you to be a better actor."
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:"Congratulations! You've clenched the nomination for lamest death scene in a horror movie. I'm so proud."
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:"Oh my, I'm afraid this one is bound for an early digital release."
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:"Oh! How far the star has fallen!"
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:"You can't even die believably! I have half a mind to recast you."
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:"Stop messing up my 'MASTERPIECE'."
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:"Continue bleeding. More bleeding. More bleeding. And, scene."
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:"The only convincing part of that performance was when you died, and if it wasn't for the gallons of your blood spilled everywhere, I don't think I would have even believed that!"
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:"Thank you for ending your woefully mind-numbing performance."
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:"You call that acting? You couldn't act yourself out of a paper bag. TRY AGAIN."
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:"Clearly there was some mixup with the casting director, because I was under the impression I was working with real actors! AND NOT THE REJECTS from an elementary SCHOOL PLAY."
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:"Hm. How can I put this... You're as dead AS YOUR CAREER."
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:"Bravo. A truly uninspired performance worthy of softcore porn or CABLE NETWORK SITCOMS."
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:"Auditions for the hemorrhoid commercials are next week."
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:"Why am I always stuck working with amateurs?!"
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:"The best thing about your performance was that IT ENDED. So I guess you got that part right."
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:"You missed all your cues and flopped every line that came out of that garbage hole you call a mouth, other than that, you did great."
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:"Perhaps next time you'll STICK TO THE SCRIPT."
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:"I don't pay you to think. I don't pay you to act. In fact, I don't pay you at all! Which is why this arrangement worked so well, and why I'm still alive and you are dead."
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:"You remind me of the cast that auditioned before you, they couldn't ACT EITHER."
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:"Stars are not. Born. In arcades."
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:"All actors are needed on set please! And when I say please, I mean STOP PISSING AROUND IN THE ARCADE and get on with the movie already!"
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:"You know playing videogames rots your brain, right? It gives the Zombies such indigestion when they eat it, and no one wants that."
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== Multiple Character Conversations ==
=== Spawn ===
Sally: Umm, like, where the hell are we?
Poindexter: I think we're somehow inside the film!
Andre: "Zombies in Spaceland"? Oh... I think I'm gonna be sick, yo.
Sally: I know, right? Your clothes... ugh. *gasps* My clothes! Ugh...
A.J.: You dweebs had better get it together. I think we got more coming.
=== Spawn (alternate) ===
Wyler: Welcome. I see you've made yourself at home. Oh and how quickly you've embraced your character! Bravo!
Sally: Where are we, Willard?
A.J.: Yeah, what gives?
Andre: Hey, get us the hell out of here, man!
Poindexter: Err, where are we?
Wyler: I love the energy you're giving me right now!
A.J.: Willard man, what kind of audition is this?
Wyler: The audition of a lifetime, my boy. Now listen closely, because your next round of guests are just chomping at the bit to join you in frame. Places, everyone! Places! And... ACTION!
=== Between Round 3 and 5 ===
Sally: Like why the hell is Wyler doing this to us?
Poindexter: Maybe this is a test!
Andre: Maybe he just wants to kill us.
A.J.: Why the hell would he want to do that? We're awesome! I'm awesome!
Poindexter: If we continue to work together, we can find out!
=== After hearing David Hasselhoff for the first time ===
A.J.: Hey did you just hear that?
Poindexter: Someone is broadcasting in the park!
A.J.: Gee, ya think?
Andre: Yo whoever that was might be stuck here too!
Sally: For all we know, it's just some lame ass recording! I'm not about to get my brain eaten for a tape deck!
Poindexter: Not to worry, haha. They'd likely starve.
A.J.: Hey, this DJ could be our ticket out of this place.
Andre: Ey, so what are we waiting for? Let's go find this brother!
Category:Zombies Mode Quotes