Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 79

Gilgamesh vs Ramesses II is the seventy-ninth installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Sumerian king, Gilgamesh, rapping against Egyptian pharaoh, Ramesses II, with surprise appearances from Greek politician, Pericles, Spartan king, Leonidas, Mayan ajaw, K'inich Janaab' Pakal, Babylonian king, Nebuchadnezzar II, Neo-Assyrian king, Sargon II, Roman emperor, Augustus, Chinese emperor, Qin Shi Huang, and Persian king, Cyrus the Great, in an ancient ruler royale. It was released on July 15, 2014.
==Cast==
HarryPotter2875 as Gilgamesh and K'inich Janaab' Pakal
MCGamingFTW as Ramesses II and Nebuchadnezzar II
Epic Doctor X as Pericles and Sargon II
Justin Buckner as Leonidas
WoodenHornets as Augustus
MaNCHA as Qin Shi Huang
VideoGameRapBattles as Cyrus the Great
==Lyrics==
===Gilgamesh:===
Victory, which you look for, you will never find
For when you popped out of the womb, it seems you left your brain behind
I'm a dingir, you can find my name right in the book of Giants
You're a foolish little mortal, but guess what!? I'm divine, bitch!!
I took the life out of Humbaba, are you ready to be slain?
I've got superhuman strength, battling me is insane
I'm the coolest ruler you'll ever find and luckily,
I've killed one bull, a second shouldn't be too much for me
===Ramesses II:===
What in Ra's name are you, fool? A man or a brute?
If I didn't know better, I would've thought you were Enkidu
I've got so much flow, I'll drown you in a Great Deluge
You aren't epic, Akhenaten was a better ruler than you
Facing me shouldn't be at the top of your list
Perhaps you should worry about proving that you actually exist
I'll bury you under the river, you can't top my fame
Hell, there isn't a soul in Egypt who doesn't know my name
===Pericles:===
You're not doing your job, Mr. "Keeper of Balance"
I'm the original Athenian, so this won't be a challenge
Surrounded by glory? I'm confined by a man-whore, see
And a feeble loser from an even less cool story
I'm noble, prestigious and wealthy,
You don't wanna war with this orator, it's really not healthy
Let me give you some advice, surrender and be scared of me
You're in my realm now, this is the age of Pericles
===Leonidas:===
Watch out, I come armed with a lyrical plague
No argument, I'm better, I could fight you all day
I'll parry Pericles' raps and hit him with the truth
See, it's already been proven how much killing you can do
I'm the toughest son of a bitch that you'll ever see
The best in the BC, don't you dare fuck with me
I've got the might of Zeus, Hell, I'm probably stronger
Greatest Greek against these sheep!? YOU'RE ALL GETTING SLAUGHTERED!!!
===K'inich Janaab' Pakal:===
This mighty majestic Mayan's gonna show you how to brawl
I'll hit you with 300 disses, don't mess with Pakal
You're a helmeted hothead, there's no way you can hurt me
I'll chop your head off with these words, call me Xerxes
All of your pitiful rhymes I can't adapt to
Stop rapping like asses and Sak K'uk' these Ja-nads, fools
It's the end of the world for you all, I keep it vicious
Now try and find your way out of my Temple of Disses
===Nebuchadnezzar II:===
I command you now to bow before Nebuchadnezzar
Nobody needs you on the throne, even your sons did better
My lyrics are insanely good, yours are simply shitty
I'm going to detonate these rhymes, destroy you like Holy City
Your raps have made this lyrical great satiated with hate
Check your facts, you old hacks, I'm the winner of the fate
There's no need to babble on against this king of Babylon
Cue the announcer, hand me the crown, I am the champion!
===Sargon II:===
Some people are born rappers but you don't meet the criterion
I'll turn the tables, you're about to lose to an Assyrian
Look, I'm really failing to see how you're so great
You sent the Jews on their way and employed tons of slaves
I'm the legitimate king, compared to me you have no class
Get off your high horse, cause there's no throne under your ass
Anyone arrogant enough to step to me is an embarrassment
I'm leagues above all of you, I'm afraid there's no comparison
===Augustus:===
It's time to cleanse this rap field of all the bad blood, this-
-Royal Roman's gonna show you not to mess with Augustus
Catapultam vos et Assur meretricem
Face me, and you're going to die in battle again
Not a single ancient ruler can top me, I'm flawless
With rhymes hotter than the middle of August, you can't stop this
This won't be Pax Romana, I'm going to leave you all with scars
Once I'm done here, this'll be a verbal Ides of March
===Qin Shi Huang:===
How about you stop your bitching and bow down to Qin
You can't beat me, your best soldier killed himself for an Egyptian
Do you think you can come at me with stupidity like that?
I'll end these Warring Assholes with a Great Wall of Raps
Anyone who wants to fight me better be ready to hang
So get down on your knees AND SUCK MY HUANG!!!
I break backs like fine China, I'll smash you all to pieces
You'll never end me, bitches, my life is ceaseless
=== Cyrus the Great:===
You can all stop this nonsense for I shall always be better
Last time I checked, Qin, 50 years isn't forever
I'm superior to the nine of you, see, the winner takes all
Great Wall? Please, you're only guarded by clay dolls
I'll burn these disturbances, I'm the stronger person, this-
-Persian's gonna swerve his words around, I'll lay the hurting, bitch!
Check my Cylinder, suckers, I'm the star of this skirmish
I've fulfilled my purpose, slaying all these worthless dorks with sick verses
<poll>
Who Won?
Gilgamesh
Ramesses II
Pericles
Leonidas
K'inich Janaab' Pakal
Nebuchadnezzar II
Sargon II
Augustus
Qin Shi Huang
Cyrus the Great
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