Why Don't We Pretend?

"Why Don't We Pretend?" is a song featured in the episode "A Fiendish Friend", performed by Charlotte. The song appears on the Making Fiends soundtrack.
==Lyrics==
Why don't we pretend to be
Workers in a factory?
I'll glue eyeballs on to dolls
And you can check the quality.
Why don't we pretend to be
Telemarketers, yippee!
We can sell long-distance spends
And call and call and call!
And let's pretend, let's pretend.
It is fun to pretend.
Let's pretend, let's pretend.
Pretend that this is fun!
Why don't we pretend to be
CEOs of companies?
We can point at things on screens
And work hard at racquetball.
Why don't we pretend to be
Jellyfish, way out at sea?
We can drift along for hours
And never move at all!
(Chomp Sounds)
==Background information==
The song is one of three songs made for the TV series with an offical title revealed by Ego Plum.
Category:Songs
Category:Songs sung by Charlotte