Clickbait Arrow's Letter to Starie

Dear Starie,
It was a true act of honor to dive into the unknown with that stupid backpack, but you did it. I'm impressed, I don't know how you could manage him...
Now, you should probably tell them that they are the absolute Vilest Creatures On Planet Earth. However, if it makes them upset, just laugh it off. I know they're crybabies, and I don't want them getting in on my plan just yet...
I think the best course of action would be to just act the way you always do. After all, I don't need you for spying. I have something else... but it's nice to have you as a backup either way.
Anyway, this is getting pretty long. Safe travels, and you'll be sure I'll visit soon. Those guys won't escape me for long.
Signed, Clickbait Arrow
P.S. Don't worry, I am not allies with that dumb Kratcy. No f^^^ing way.