Kingdom of Texas

The Kingdom of Texas, sometimes referred to as Tejas, is a southern land that paradoxically also near England as it may have been part of it at some point possibly. It is known for its hot weather and the proclivity of its inhabitants to bear children near the age of 18. It is a dead land with no native life. 
It is ruled over by OUR OVERLORD DEER, who enslaved the population centuries ago, since then her regime has crushed any rebellion. 
It also big, and flat. This is often disputed by Deer, in an obvious attempt to lure more tourists to Texas (specifically Brambor Krampus). 
In the long, long ago, there existed a land known as Aset which got norted and transformed into a nobody, Texas. Texas scientists, not to be confused with Texan scientists which don't exist, believe this explains its flatness.
Category:Chat Lore