Comics For Christmas

Musical guest - Jewel
guest star - Whoopi Goldberg
Audience member (played by Isabella Acres) introduce Jewel
== Quotes ==
Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, welcome to the Christmas musical, Ain't No Silent Night!
We kick off our show with the cohosts getting ready for Christmas 
Isabella: ladies and gentlemen, Jewel 
(crowd cheers)
Jewel: Lullaby and goodnight
In the sky stars are bright
May the moon's silvery beams
Bring you sweet dreams
Close your eyes now and rest
May these hours be blessed
'Till the sky's bright with dawn
When you wake with a yawn
Lullaby and goodnight
You are mother's delight
I'll protect you from harm
And you'll wake in my arms
Sleepyhead, close your eyes
For I'm right beside you
Guardian angels are near
So sleep without fear
Lullaby and goodnight
With roses bedight
Lilies o'er head
Lay thee down in thy bed
Lullaby and goodnight
You are mother's delight
I'll protect you from harm
And you'll wake in my arms
Lullaby and sleep tight
My darling sleeping
On sheets white as cream
With a head full of dreams
Sleepyhead, close your eyes
I'm right beside you
Lay thee down now and rest
May your slumber be best
Go to sleep, little one
Think of puppies and kittens
Go to sleep little one
Think of butterflies in spring
Go to sleep, little one
Think of sunny bright mornings
Hush, darling one
Sleep through the night
Sleep through the night
Sleep through the night
Dionne: Now back to Action News 58, the thermometer couldn't get any lower this morning as cold weather has gripped
Marshall: That’s right, now we’d like to turn over to our reporter Linda, who has not only donned her winter outfit, whos also outside town 
Linda: Marshall, I’m here where the pavements, streams, buildings, and even the air froze, creating a silvery island of ice, even though its very pretty, please don't walk around outside unless you want to be a shiny ice statue, or you’ll end up catching a cold
Kenny: Now, get up there and sing. It's called "We Wish You a Merry Christmas".
[As she takes the stage and the band begins playing, the hotels staff cleans up the ball room and Hector stops by to shake his hand]
Erica: We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kin
Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy new year 
[Most of the guests tried to make a small talk, but left speechless when Dionne and Linda take Hector's arms and lead him off]
Erica: Now bring us a figgy pudding
Now bring us a figgy pudding
Now bring us a figgy pudding
Then bring some out here
[Corey tries to take it in, but finally just lowers his head into his hand]
Erica: And we won't go until we got some
And we won't go until we got some
And we won't go until we got some
So bring some out here
Good tidings for Christmas
And a happy new year
Isabella: once again, Jewel
(crowd cheers)
Jewel: Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
When the blazing sun is gone
When he nothing shines upon
Then you show your little light
Twinkle, twinkle, all the night
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Then the traveler in the dark
Thanks you for your tiny spark
He could not see which way to go
If you did not twinkle so
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
In the dark blue sky you keep
And often through my curtains peep
For you never shut your eye
Till the sun is in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
As your bright and tiny spark
Lights the traveler in the dark
Though I know not what you are
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I wonder what you are
How I wonder what you are
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