Blazer Lifeguard

"If the original Blazer was not enough, or that you are paranoid about your safety, this bike is the one for you. Equipped with various safety measures, first aid kits and airbags, you can now enjoy the ride. Not for douchebags. And yes, don't even think about the first aid kits because it has nothing in it, so go help yourself whenever there's a danger."
-Description
The Nagasaki Blazer Lifeguard is a variant of the Blazer featured in GTA 5. It is made for rescues. Unlike the original Blazer, this bike is not for idiotic douchebags. It is made for normal players who wanted to enjoy riding without being hurt even by the slightest bump. The only this the player need to worry about is that, like the original Blazer, it doesn't have a roof, causing the player to be vulnerable to snipers.
== Design ==
The lazy developers who lack creativity entirely stolen the design from the Suzuki Quadsport LT230 as the design of the Blazer Lifeguard. It is detailed with lifeguard equipment, but unfortunately it cannot be used or detached thanks to the lack of logic and IQ of the developers.
== Performance ==
Unlike its generic counterpart, this bike has good top speed and features traction tires and shock absorbers which make it an excellent choice for off-roading. The brakings and handlings are well too. This is the bike that is capable of any terrains besides water. The player won't be hurt badly if it's bumped up.
== Locations ==
* At every beach.
* Every lifeguard owns one.
== Trivia ==
* The front light can be seen during nighttime with this vehicle even if the front is packed with airbags. This is possibly the standard lack of logic and IQ of the developers.
* Even if the player blow it up, the equipment attached to this bike will not depart. This is yet another lack of logic and IQ of the developers.
* Douchebags don't use these because it cannot be bought, and that from their shitty, tasteless point of view, this bike is just like plain salt.