Villain Pub: Se-Ga!

Premiering March/April 2020.
== Synopsis ==
The Sega villain Dr. Robotnik tells his Badniks (Motobug, Burrobot, Crabmeat, Buzz Bomber, Ballhog, and Caterkiller), about the new Sega logo for the movie Sonic the Hedgehog which features the Sega heroes and villains in the collage. He then tells the Sega villains to rush into Villain Pub and tell the bouncer Bowser and the owner Palpatine about this. First appearance of in order: Dr. Robotnik, Orbot, Cubot, Motobug, Burrobot, Crabmeat, Buzz Bomber, Ballhog, Caterkiller, KapuKapu, Wizeman the Wicked, Maximillian Gaius Von Reginrave, Neff (Altered Beast), Dark Opa-Opa, Death Adder (Golden Axe), Mr. X (Streets of Rage), Lan Di, Dural, Dark Prince (Puyo Puyo), Chief Blank (Space Channel 5),Captain Onishima, Zeed (Shibobi), Awano (Yakuza), Dr. Curien, Lashiec (Phantasy Star), Rita Repulsa, Ming the Merciless, Sir Thomas Badgley, and Mudfly.
== Transcript ==
* Dr. Robotnik: "Look! I've seen this! Orbot and Cubot managed to record this at the cinema for me!"
* Motobug: "What, boss?"
* Dr. Robotnik: "It's the new Sega logo from my archenemy's movie, which I am starring in!"
* Burrobot: (gasps) "Is it true? Space Harrier and Samba De Amigo and all that?"
* Dr. Robotnik: "Yes, yes, but now, I have something that will relate to your nemesis who is in Super Café. Right now the logo features a lot of Sega references!"
* Crabmeat: "Yeah! I agree!"
* Buzz Bomber: "I agree with you, too, Robotnik!"
* Ballhog: "Yes, indeed!"
* Caterkiller: "Warn all of them, then, boss! Fuck yeah!!"
* Dr. Robotnik: "Well, to the warning then!"
((While teleporting the Sega villains (mostly all of them) into the rings that transport them all into the Villain Pub, Robotnik notices Dural is mute and cannot talk.)
* Dr. Robotnik: "Batankyu very much, Dark Prince!"
* Dark Prince: "With pleasure."
(At the Villain Pub...)
* Bowser: (growls in confusion)
* Dr. Robotnik: "You? Bowser? Weren't we at the Olympic Games?"
* Palpatine: "Oh, shut the fuck up... No-one's gonna listen."
* Joker: "So, what brings you the fuck here, Dr. Robotnik?"
* Dr. Robotnik: "Look at THIS!"
(The villains all notice the SEGA logo from the Sonic the Hedgehog 2020 movie)
* Rita Repulsa: "So! This is the Sega logo!" (Bites a Krispy Kreme donut)
* Dr. Robotnik: "Indeed it is..."
(Just then, the Villains are discussing the Sega logo from the Sonic movie when the entrance of Ming the Merciless, former ruler of the universe and Emperor Emeritus of the galaxy, interrupts them and enters the pub, with the villains praising His Former Majetsy's appearance)
* All Villains: "Hail Ming, Hail! Former ruler of the universe! Hail Ming, Hail! Emperor Emeritus of the galaxy!"
* Palpatine: "So there is an emperor of the universe before or after I was defeated?!"
* Ming the Merciless: "Yes, I have come on behalf of the death of my actor Max von Sydow. I have heard at last of Columns, of Skies of Arcadia, and of Panzer Dragoon. Not to mention Ecco the Dolphin."
* All Villains (Except Dural and Ming the Merciless): "Holy SHIT!"
* Ming the Merciless: (stroking the KapuKapu) "Yes, holy shit. I agree with the others what the Sega logo is like."
* Sir Thomas Badgley: "I once tried to assassinate the queen."
* Mudfly: "I'll talk to evil animals only, right?"
* Most of the Villains: "Right."
* KapuKapu: "Wow! I speak now! Well, thank you!"
* Mudfly: "No problem."
Category:Alternate Endings