The Squidward Files: Squid of a Kind

The Squidward Files: Squid of a Kind is the third episode of The Squidward Files that premiered on December 16, 2012. The previous episode is The Squidward Files: A New Page and the next is The Squidward Files: Menace of the West.
==Plot==
Squilliam Fancyson announces that he will be visiting the Krusty Krab, and when he discovers Squidward's diary, will Squidward be pushed into depression?
==Characters==
*Squidward Tentacles (debut)
*Squilliam Fancyson (debut)
*Mailman Fish (debut)
*Squilliam Fancyson (debut)
==Awards==
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==Transcript==
*(Squidward stumbles out his front door and heads down the road to the Krusty Krab. The mailman bumps into him).
*Mailman Fish: Oh, Mr Tentacles, I never saw you there. I've got a letter for you from, ugh, Squilliam Fancyson.
*Squidward: Squ, Squ, Squilliam Fancyson!
*Mailman Fish: Yes, do you know him, I've heard he's the richest octopus in the ocean. How about that?
*(Boldly, Squidward fakes that he's Squilliam Fancyson's friend and hiding the truth that they are actually worst enemies).
*Squidward: Oh yeah, we're best friends, we go out to gamble and that stuff all the time!
*Mailman Fish: Well have a good time with the richest octopus in the sea. Later.
*(Squidward walks on and opens the letter. He reads "Dear Squidward, me and my casino fans are coming to the Krusty Krab tonight for a nice dinner. See you there, loser. Squilliam Fancyson".).
*Squidward: Well I am going to prove to that good-for-nothing jerk that I have potential, talent, and CULTURE!
*(Squidward storms off down the road to the Krusty Krab. He walks in, pushes Mr Krabs out the way, and stomps to his post).
*SpongeBob: Squidward, can you take these Double Krabby Patties to table 7? I'm kind of busy right now cooking and you can do it for me.
*Squidward: Oh SpongeBob, before I go, I need to let you in on a little secret.
*SpongeBob: What is the secret?
*Squidward: Well, Squilliam Fancyson and his casino club are coming here tonight and I can't attend so can you work double time?
*SpongeBob: I'D LOVE TO! But why do you have to leave when Squilliam gets here?
*(Squidward grabs the patties and rushes to table 7. He then attempts to make a run for the door. He runs into Mr. Krabs on the way).
*Mr. Krabs: Where are you going?
*Squidward: Uh, my lunch sir.
*Mr. Krabs: It's 5.00, I think your trying to get away early, aren't you Squidward. If you stayed, I'd give you your pay check.
*Squidward: Oh fine, I'm trying to get away because Squilliam Fancyson is coming any minute now and he's my arch-enemy.
*Mr. Krabs: SQUILLIAM FANCYSON! You don't mean the richest octopus in the whole of the ocean? I'll be rich!
*(Squidward is kept at the Krusty Krab after everyone leaves and then sees a posh car driving into the parking space. Squilliam walks out).
*Squilliam: Hello, Squidward...
*Squidward: Hello, Squilliam...
*Squilliam: TWENTY KRABBY PATTIES NOW!
*Squidward: You don't just shout from the other side of the flipping restaurant!
*SpongeBob: Coming right up!
*Squidward: SpongeBob!
*Customer #1: What the-? I ordered a Krabby Patty five stupid minutes ago. (Stomps,out of Krusty Krab)
*Mr. Krabs: Me money! Me customers!
*Fan Club Members: Where is the food we ordered?
*SpongeBob: It's coming, I'm trying my very best.
*Squilliam: (Walks over to Squidward) What is that shiny thing in your pocket, Squidward?
*Squidward: Oh, my diary- I mean my shinery.
*Squilliam: (Holds up diary) This is Squidward's diary!
*Fan Club Members: Read it!
*Squilliam: On Monday, I had to go to Anger Management class again, and then Squilliam will come-
*Squidward: Give me that! (Grabs diary and runs home)
*Squilliam: What's his problem?
*[End of episode]
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