EpicHaxGuy

Or, "Epic Hax Guy". Spaces don't really matter.He was the first documented user to have the Funky Kong role.
Upon retiring his ownership of Rhythm Gehenna on August 15th, 2021, ControlFrosty was regretfully chosen to fill in his place as the new Funky Kong. He still lives within the server as an OutofStepswitcher.
This Just-In: Hax left the Rhythm Heaven Community all together. Sad, but true. 
== Information ==
He has a strange addiction to a niche game. That led him to making a channel about it. Although intended to show off fun little things that no one has tried yet, the channel gained a lot more attention than he would ever fathom.
His opinions over different things have usually culminated into "top 3's". The following is a bit of his opinions over different things. 
His top 3 RH rhythm games (no order) are:
* Lockstep
* Munchy Monk 2
* Air Rally
The placement of Munchy Monk 2 has generated questions about why it is up there in the first place. EHG has said in response to these questions that the stare accounts for almost all of MM2's high placement.
His top 3 RH characters (no order) are:
* Bach
* '+' Piston from Polyrhythm
* Decapitated Cosmic Dancer from Cosmic Rhythm Rally
His top 3 RH songs (no order) are:
* Munchy Monk 2
* Remix 10 (Wii)
* Rhythm Soumen
His top 3 RH mods that he has created (no order) are:
* Remix 6 (Wii)
* Remix 8 (DS)
* Despair Rally
His favorite three Smash Bros. characters are:
* Jigglypuff
* Dr. Mario
* Ganondorf
His top 3 Fortnite dances are:
* Eagle
* Default
* Hype
== Addendum ==
Here, here, here we go
So they're finally here,
performing for you,
if you know the words,
you can join in too,
Put your hands together, if you want to clap,
as we take you through, this monkey rap!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well,
he's finally back to kick some tail,
his Coconut Gun can fire in spurts,
if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt,
he's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
he's the first member of the D.K. crew!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
she can shrink in size, to suit her mood,
she's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
she can float through the air and climb up trees!
if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
with a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace,
this Kong has a funny face,
he can handstand when he needs to,
and stretch his arms out, just for you,
inflate himself just like a balloon,
this crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
D.K., Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too,
and this time he's in the mood,
he can fly real high with his jetpack on,
with his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune,
but Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!
D.K., Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you,
it's the last member of the D.K. crew!
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
can make a Kremling cry out for mummy,
can pick up a boulder with relative ease,
makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze,
he may move slow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell* of a guy! (*Replaced with "heck" in later versions of the song.)
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
W-w-w-walnuts. Peanuts. Pineapple smells.
Grapes. Melons. Oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells!
Ahh yeah!