右NOU左NOU (UNOU SaNOU)

==Lyrics==
Singer	Rin	Len	Both	PV Text
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
右脳派のみんな集合 	unouha no minna shuugou 	Right Brain Thinkers gather around
理屈は勿論ほどほどにして 	rikutsu wa mochiron hodohodo ni shite 	Thinking in reason, goes without saying, should be done only in moderation
少数精鋭だ我ら 	shousuu seiei da warera 	We, the cream of the crop
目覚めよ　覚醒の刻だ 	mezame yo kakusei no toki da 	It's time to wake up, yes, it's time to rise to your true potentialThe word 覚醒 'kakusei', lit. 'awakening', is anime/manga slang used to refer to a character unleashing their true power. This word is not actually used in real life context.!
Don't think feel it！ 	Don't think feel it！ 	Don't think feel it！
 	 	
はい　いつもの発作　中二病的発作 	hai itsumo no hossa chuunibyouteki hossa 	Ah, it's the usual spasm, the usual chuuni spasm
お薬の時間　ちゃんと飲み干しな 	okusuri no jikan chanto nomihoshina 	Time for your medicine, please, gulp it all down well and good
いやや 	iyaya 	No thank you
そうですか 	sou desu ka 	Is that so?
じゃあしょうがありませんな 	jaa shou ga arimasen na 	Well, can't be helped,
いつもの注射うっときましょうかーい 	itsumo no chuusha uttokimashou kaai 	Shall we proceed with the usual shot then?
 	 	
だめだこりゃ 	dame da korya 	No means no
 	 	
右脳左脳　& 右往左往 	unou sanou & uousaou 	Right brain, left brain & going left and right
議論　バイバイ　最優先はノリで決まり 	giron baibai saiyuusen wa nori de kimari 	Say bye-bye to any debates, I'm just going to go with what feels right!
右脳左脳&右往左往 	unou sanou & uousaou 	Right brain, left brain & going left and right
おせっかいなのだよ　白黒つけちゃって 	osekkai na no da yo shirokuro tsukechatte 	Really, you're such a know-it-all, you don't have to be so rigid!
無能じゃのうwww　is 不幸じゃのうwww 	munou ja nou www is fukou ja nou www 	Really, you're so useless LMAO, how do you even live with yourself? LMAO
だから　そんなんじゃダメダメ　いいかよく聞けぃ 	dakara sonna nja dame dame ii ka yoku kikei 	Which is why, that kind of thing is no good, just listen to me a little bit, will you?
頭脳がもうパンクしそうだYO！ 	zunou ga mou panku shisou da YO! 	Well, my brains are about to blow!
頼む　落ち着け　バカ　気が散っちゃうだろうが 	tanomu ochitsuke baka ki ga chicchau darou ga 	Please just slow down, stupid, you're distracting me!
 	 	
フィーリング vs 理論派 はー！ 	fiiringu vs rironha haa! 	Team Feeling vs. Backers of Theory
一歩だって譲る気配はない 	ippo datte yuzuru kehai wa nai 	My opponent doesn't seem like they will concede even a little
瀬戸際　土俵際　わー！ 	setogiwa dohyougiwa waa! 	Pushed to the back of the wall, down to the last step
お察しが悪いよ　チミタチ 	osasshi ga warui yo chimitachi 	Your guess is very off the mark, y'guys
 	 	
左脳派の皆　聞いて 	sanouha no mina kiite 	Left Brain Thinkers, listen up!
論理的意見　聞かせておくれよ 	ronriteki iken kikasete okure yo 	Let me hear your logical opinion
理由なき結果なんて 	riyuu naki kekka nante 	Results that are brought about without any reason or basis
そんなのまぐれ当たりだぜ 	sonna no magure atari da ze 	Are just a lucky shot, nothing more
沈着冷静 	chinchakureisei 	Keep your head cool, calm and collected
 	 	
はい　チャンス逃した 	hai chansu nogashita 	Well, your chance just passed you by
おそい　鮮度が落ちた 	osoi sendo ga ochita 	You're too slow, the moment's gone now
御託は後から　聞くから動いて 	gotaku wa ato kara kiku kara ugoite 	Leave the boring talk for later, I promise I'll hear it later so just go already
いやいや 	iya iya 	No, no
そうですか　 	sou desu ka 	Is that so?
じゃあしょうがありませんな 	jaa shou ga arimasen na 	Well, can't be helped,
とりあえず一発殴らせろぃ！ 	toriaezu ippatsu naguraseroi! 	For the time being, I'll send you flying with one punch!
 	 	
ありえへん！ 	ariehen! 	No can do!
 	 	
右脳左脳　& 理解不能 	unou sanou & rikai funou 	Right brain, left brain & turning your brain hard in incomprehension
根拠　定説　信憑性が行方不明 	konkyo teisetsu shinbyousei ga yukue fumei 	The basis, theory, and credibility are nowhere to be found
右脳左脳　& 理解不能 	unou sanou & rikai funou 	Right brain, left brain & turning your brain hard in incomprehension
以心伝心とか　藪から棒に言うなって 	ishindenshin toka yabukarabou ni iuna tte 	Don't just say "it’s telepathic sense or something" out of the blue!
無能じゃのうwww　is 不幸じゃのうwww 	munou ja nou www is fukou ja nou www 	Really, you're so useless LMAO, how do you even live with yourself? LMAO
だからそんなんじゃダメダメ　ついてこいって 	dakara sonna nja dame dame tsuitekoi tte 	Which is why, I kept saying that kind of thing isn't going to fly, see now already
頭脳がもうパンクしそうだYO！ 	zunou ga mou panku shisou da YO! 	Well, my brains are about to blow!
お高くとまりやがって　むかついちゃうだろうが！ 	otakaku tomari yagatte mukatsuichau darou ga! 	Still looking down from your high horse? You're really pissing me off!
 	 	
フィーリング vs 理論派 はー！ 	fiiringu vs rironha haa! 	Team Feeling vs. Backers of Theory
一歩だって譲る気配はない 	ippo datte yuzuru kehai wa nai 	My opponent doesn't seem like they will concede even a little
瀬戸際　土俵際　わー！ 	setogiwa dohyougiwa waa! 	Pushed to the back of the wall, down to the last step
頭を使いたまえ　俺様のように 	atama o tsukai tamae oresama no you ni 	Please, use your head, follow in myThe pronoun 俺様 'ore-sama' is used, considered to be used only by unbelievably arrogant characters. grand old footsteps
 	 	
絶対こっちが正論 	zettai kocchi ga seiron 	Obviously, I'm the right one here
絶対こっちが正論 	zettai kocchi ga seiron 	Obviously, I'm the right one here
こっちが正論！ 	kocchi ga seiron! 	I'm the right one here!
こっちが正論！ 	kocchi ga seiron! 	I'm the right one here!
こっちが正論！ 	kocchi ga seiron! 	I'm the right one here!
こっち！　こっち！　こっち！　こっち！ 	kocchi! kocchi! kocchi! kocchi! 	Me! Me! Me! Me!
どっち？ 	docchi? 	Which?
 	 	
「オマエたちというやつは、 	 	"Really, you guys,
「ケンカばっかりしおって… 	 	"Only know how to fight between yourselves…
逃げられない！ 	 	Can't escape!
「ちょ、ハナシ聞いて？やっぱり、 	 	"Hey, are you even listening to me? I knew it,
「きみたちアタマわるいね？？ 	 	"You guys must be stupid, right??
リン「おこったぞ」 	 	Rin "Well, I'm angry now"
レン「いかんのい」 	 	Len "How unfortunate for you"
 	 	
右脳左脳 フルコミットモード 	unou sanou furukomitto moodo 	Right brain, left brain, on full commitment mode
モチのロンです　最優先は御心様 	mochi no ron desu saiyuusen wa mikokorozama 	Of and course, my first and foremost priority is going to be my feelings
右脳左脳 フルコミットモード 	unou sanou furukomitto moodo 	Right brain, left brain, on full commitment mode
一時停戦　 おk？　個性を持ち寄って 	ichiji teisen ok? kosei o mochiyotte 	So what about a temporary ceasefire? Let's bring our specialties to the table!
無能じゃねえから不幸じゃねえ！ 	munou ja nee kara fukou ja nee! 	I'm not useless, y'know, so I'm not being a drag on my life!
笑止千万　最適解を視界に納めた 	shoushisenban saitekikai o shikai ni osameta 	How ridiculous, the most optimal solution is already within my eyes!
頭脳がもうパンクしそうだよ 	zunou ga mou panku shisou da yo 	Well, my brains are about to blow!
見せつけてやろうぜ　200%超えのを 	misetsukete yarou ze nihyakupaa koe no mirai o	I'll show you, then, the right answer (future) beyond 200%
 	 	
フィーリング x 理論派 はー！ 	fiiringu x rironha haa! 	Team Feeling x Backers of Theory
なんてこった　こりゃ最強じゃねーか 	nantekotta korya saikyou ja nee ka 	What the hell? Aren't we a powerhouse after all?
往生際　こいつは　わー 	oujougiwa koitsu wa waa 	Time to concede, now this guy here
使える　こいつぁ使えるぞ…！ 	tsukaeru koitsa tsukaeru zo…! 	This guy here really knows how to use it!
, checked by Violet330
==Translation Notes==
==External Links==
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*Translation Source
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