Shrek's Wild Party

Shrek's Wild Party is a fanfiction short written by MarioFan65. It was released on April 23, 2022.
==Characters==
*Shrek
*Fiona
*Donkey
*Puss in Boots
*Ogre Triplets
**Fergus
**Farkle
**Felicia
==Transcript==
(The story start with Shrek walking in his swamp and looking at his audience for a warning before the actual story starts)
*Shrek: Oh, hello there. Warning! Warning! Warning! What I mean by warning is that I'm not trying to stop you from doing. I'm just giving you advices. The story contains graphic content that may be disturbing to some viewers! If you are willing to read, you have been warned! Just messing with ya. Enjoy the story while you can. I'm off to the house to see my family. Come along, will ya? *walk to his house*
(Shrek walk to his house as he arrive back to see Fiona, his kids, Donkey and Puss in Boots)
*Shrek: Hey everybody. I am back from my long walk.
*Fiona: Welcome back Shrek.
*Donkey: I've been waiting for you to return.
*Puss in Boots: Looking good. How was the walk?
*Shrek: Oh, it been a fine walk for me. Met some neighbors on the way as well as the frogs.
*Fiona: Shrek, you do realize your birthday is coming up.
*Shrek: What? No way. You didn't forget about my birthday, didn't you?
*Fiona: Of course not. Like I was saying, your birthday is coming up.
*Donkey: It's almost your birthday Shrek!
*Shrek: Ah! I was thinking about throwing a wild party.
*Fiona: A wild party?!
*Donkey: Are you crazy, Shrek?
*Shrek: Come on you guys. We throw lot of wild parties in the past. Think about the wedding we had with a lot of people.
*Fiona: Isn't that too inappropriate to host a party like this?
*Donkey: Nude, rude, bad jokes, everything a wild party is all about.
*Shrek: No no no. I can make it family-friendly, for the babies.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Puss in Boots: For the babies? That ain't going to help, ogre.
*Shrek: Come on, I can explain better.
*Fiona: You know your lesson, Shrek.
*Donkey: Are we going to do the wild party or what?
*Shrek: Alright. You can make up your minds, we're going to do the wild party anyways.
*Donkey: Oh man.
*Fiona: How many people are you going to invite?
*Shrek: I don't know. Tens, hundreds, thousands, millions, anything up to the limit?
*Donkey: I know what you're thinking Shrek. You're going to invite like the whole world, beside Far Far Away.
*Fiona: Anyone from Far Far Away, I can count.
*Shrek: Thank you.
*Donkey: We're going to get this party started.
*Puss in Boots: A fiesta in the making!
*Shrek: I know what to do to invite everyone over.
(Outside of the swamp, Shrek and Donkey use some science to create the potions while making bubbles on the table with a voice recording)
*Shrek: Come on, come on, come on. *make a bubble* Perfect.
*Donkey: Say something Shrek.
*Shrek: Alright. I'll do my best as a announcer. *hold the bubble up while voicing on the inside* Attention all fairy tale creatures. Come on over to the swamp where I throw the biggest wild party in the entire forest. Come on over while you can. Fun, games, party food and drinks are included. Don't be late.
*Donkey: That's amazing.
*Shrek: Yeah. I'm going to make million of fireflies. *see many bubbles being created from the potions* Donkey, the potions!
*Donkey: Oh. The potions just create bubbles with your voice as it keep on creating and creating just to spread out in the world.
*Shrek: Donkey!
*Donkey: What? I thought you were going to invite the whole world in.
*Shrek: Not the whole world! My friends!
*Donkey: What about the farm?
*Shrek: Gah! *chase Donkey*
*Donkey: Shrek! Shrek! Stop it!
*Shrek: You're going to pay!
*Donkey: Mommy!
(Fiona and Puss in Boots set up the party decorations, themed as a birthday party as Shrek and Donkey came back to the house, fighting on the floor as the whole gang is shocked by the theme of the party)
*Shrek: Is it me or is someone having a birthday party?
*Puss in Boots: Is that what you wanted, Señor?
*Shrek: No. That's a birthday party theme! What about the wild party theme?
*Donkey: Every wild party has a random theme.
*Fiona: We don't know a wild party theme, to be honest.
*Shrek: Ugh, do I like it? Fine. I like it. Next time, go make a theme something crazy like the Dragon's Keep.
*Fiona: You know how many people are you going to invite.
*Shrek: Time will tell. *hear a door bell* Ah. They're here.
*Donkey: What about it?
*Shrek: *open the door and reveal the friends of Shrek* Ah. Pinocchio, what's up?
*Pinocchio: Hey Shrek. I heard you're throwing a birthday party.
*Shrek: No. It's a wild party. You're all welcome to come.
*Pinocchio: Alright! We make some music!
*Big Bad Wolf: Count us in.
*Gingy: Party!
*Three Blind Mice #1: Nice.
*Three Blind Mice #2: Impressive.
*Three Blind Mice #3: Hope we found some cheese on the way.
*Three Little Pig #1: Ya.
*Three Little Pig #2: I hope they sell bacon.
*Three Little Pig #3: There need to be cupcakes.
*Fiona: Welcome.
*Puss in Boots: Now we call it a fiesta.
*Donkey: *see the Dronkeys show up* My babies! Ah. Look who's here.
*Dragon: *land in the swamp and cuddle on Donkey*
*Donkey: Dragon, my baby. You made it on time.
*Shrek: I told you. It was going to be fast.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *laugh*
*Fiona: Can't wait for the big game.
(Many people came to Shrek's swamp as the fairy tale creatures and humans alike enter Shrek's house for a party)
*Shrek: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to Shrek and the Swamp Wild Party! I got all the fun and games you can play and lot of wild stuff to make! Let's get this party started!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Pinocchio: Play the music!
*Donkey: *sing "Because We Can" by Fatboy Slim with everyone dancing to the music*
*Shrek: Party hardy!
*Troll: Ha ha ha. *open a can of soda*
*Donkey: Let's roll!
*Pinocchio: *throw darts on the target* Ha ha ha. I made a high score!
*Gingy: Way a go Pinocchio.
*Big Bad Wolf: *look up a magazine of a female pig* Anyone look up this stuff?
*Three Little Pig #1: *hold a bra* I got a bra!
*Three Little Pig #2: Play me dead!
*Three Little Pig #3: Yankees!
*Doris: Got a drink?
*Mabel: You know what I'm thinking.
*Peter Pan: *fly all over the place* Yee-haw!
*Shrek: *drink all the liquors and burp, seeing his babies hold a liquor* Whoa whoa whoa. *hold a liquor* That's liquor. You can't drink that until you're 21. Sorry about that. This will kill ya. *see his babies cry* Don't try. I brought milk for everyone. *hold milk for the babies as the babies hold a bottle of milk and drink it*
*Fiona: *jump around the bed* Wooo!
*Snow White: Go Fiona!
*Cinderella: You got this!
*Sleeping Beauty: *sleep on the floor*
*Rapunzel: I'm holding out for a hero! *hold up her hair and swing against the wall*
*Puss in Boots: *hang out with the cats by playing with the yarn* Get over here. Give me the yarn.
*Donkey: *burp a bunch of sodas out* Ah yeah. A soda blast.
*Shrek: Hey Donkey. Cheers.
*Donkey: Cheer? For the party?
*Shrek: Your drink!
*Donkey: Oh. *hold a cup of beer* I got this.
*Shrek: Cheers?
*Donkey: Cheers! *hit Shrek's cup of beer and drink together, burping all together* Ah.
*Shrek: Ah. Beer.
*Hook: *sing on a karaoke machine*
It doesn't matter what I say
So long as I sing with inflection
That makes you feel I'll convey
Some inner truth or vast reflection
But I've said nothing so far
And I can keep it up for as long as it takes
And it don't matter who you are
If I'm doing my job then it's your resolve that breaks
Because the Hook brings you back
I ain't tellin' you no lie
The Hook brings you back
On that you can rely
*Magic Mirror: Let's tune it up!
*Pinocchio: *turn up the music as the disc jockey* Wahoo!
*Puss in Boots: *use his guns to shoot* Yeah. Kick it like the wild west.
*Pied Piper: *play with his flute to make the rats dance*
*Dragon: *dance with her feet*
*Fiona: *rock out with her guitar* Oh yeah! Uh huh.
*Shrek: Yeah Fiona!
*Fiona: I'm rocking out like I'm free!
*Shrek: Free to freedom!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Evil Trees: *play some arm wrestling.
*Merlin: Make me a apple pie! *turn the apple into a apple pie* Ah ha!
*Artie: *cut off a tree* King of Far Far Away!
*Frogs: *make frog sounds*
*Lillian: King Harold would have loved a party like this.
*Golem: Oh yeah. Partying make me a hard rock.
*Shrek: Okay you guys. You know the drill. It's time for a onion eating contest!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Mama Bear: Eat them up!
*Papa Bear: Make them sour!
*Little Bear: Gonna be spicy and salty.
*Donkey: Eat them up Shrek!
*Shrek: Okay. Time for dinner. *eat all the onions at one*
*Everyone: *chant* Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!
*Shrek: *eat the onions* I'm gonna make it.
*Donkey: Come on Shrek! You're my best friend!
*Puss in Boots: You make history like the dumplings.
*Shrek: *eat all the onions at last* Yeah! I ate them all! I ate them all!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Magic Mirror: Shrek have ate all the onions. Give big praise of the ogre onion lord.
*Shrek: I could have been known as a meme lord right now. But being a onion lord make a blessing to be here!
*Donkey: My man Shrek!
*Shrek: This rocks.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *eat all the baby food*
*Fiona: My Shrek, the onion eating master.
*Puss in Boots: You did it. You finally did it.
*Shrek: Yeah. I'm going to grab myself from waffle cakes.
*Orc: *show up destroying the trees* I'm going to make this party a destroyer!
*Shrek: Oh boy, we got a drunk orc on the loose.
*Orc: I feel so freaking crazy right now. I'm tearing this swamp apart! *destroy the trees*
*Puss in Boots: Orc killer on the loose! Run everybody as fast as you can!
*Everyone: *scream and run*
*Donkey: Don't leave! I got waffles on the counter!
*Fiona: Shrek, do something!
*Shrek: I'll teach that orc a lesson! Hey orc! What are you doing in my swamp?!
*Orc: Where are the corn dogs?!
*Shrek: I didn't bring any corn dogs to the party. You wanna fight for corn dogs? Then fight for corn dogs while you can, orc.
*Orc: I'm gonna make you a booger sandwich!
*Shrek: Oh brother. *fight the orc*
*Orc: *throw Shrek into the house*
*Shrek: Whoa. Not at the window.
*Orc: Let's go crazy. *roar*
*Shrek: That is one big roar. *fight the orc as he use the bottles to hit the orc*
*Orc: *step on Shrek*
*Shrek: Ouch! *spin at the orc*
*Orc: *crash into the table* You hurt my anger.
*Shrek: Oh, what is your problem with your anger you can't handle?
*Orc: I'm making you a straw.
*Shrek: Let's go. You and me. *fight the orc*
*Puss in Boots: Shrek, I got him! *ride on a rope* Yaaaaaaa!!! *crash on the wall* I saved my life!
*Shrek: Oh Puss. *get punched by the orc*
*Orc: Okay, ogre. You tried to make fun of me since preschool.
*Shrek: Preschool? *laugh* What are you talking about? I never met you before in my life.
*Orc: You don't mock me. *growl*
*Shrek: Wanna hear me do the roar?
*Orc: What roar?
*Shrek: The roar you just did at my face.
*Orc: Like this? *roar at Shrek*
*Shrek: *roar at the orc*
*Orc: A real ogre! *crash on the buckets* My mistake. I must retreat! *run away*
*Shrek: You can never make a ogre angry like a bear!
*Everyone: *cheers for Shrek as they return to the swamp*
*Pinocchio: What was that?
*Shrek: I am the one and only ogre.
*Fiona: You're not the only ogre in the world. You are a protector of the swamp.
*Shrek: I know. I make my rules and follow them.
*Donkey: Shrek, you are amazing!
*Puss in Boots: *get up* You are a champ.
*Gingy: I can see you scare the orc out.
*Snow White: A true blessing.
*Lillian: My son-in-law.
*Fergus, Farkle and Felicia: *pretend to roar like Shrek*
*Fiona: You're going to grow up to be like your father someday.
*Boris: I see what you did there, Shrek.
*Shrek: Ladies and gentlemen, sorry for the delay. That orc is trying make a mess through my party. Anyways, for the rest of the night, we are going to throw the biggest part of all time. The wild party!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Shrek: Ha ha ha. I'm going to rock and roll all night. Let's party!
*Everyone: *cheers* Woo!
*Fiona: Uh huh. Go Shrek.
*Donkey: That is my best friend right here!
*Puss in Boots: The ogre!
*Shrek: I'm a believer! *jump with the audience, cheering*
(Shrek and his friends have a great time on partying as they eat lots of waffles, drink a bunch of orange juice and take selfies all over the swamp, meaning they're having the best time of their lives in the swamp for one party)
THE END
==Trivia==
*Big Bad Wolf is seen reading a magazine of a female pig in the cover, previously seen in Shrek 2.
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