The Angry Birds Movie 2/Transcript

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Mm. Those are good worms right there.
Hey, Alex! How's the commute treating you?
Hey, I can't complain.
That never stopped him before.
Right?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Well, we made good time today.
[BOTH GRUNT]
Red was one of my students.
Hmm?
Not sure about the dabbing though.
Mom! Mom, did you get my picture?
Well, this is our stop.
ALL: The birds in the sky go through the air all the way there.
Today, we're gonna learn about how Red saved the eggs.
- [ALL CHEER]
- I love Red!
I gotta go to the bathroom!
Why didn't you go in the slingshot?
Huh?
Bomb, anything from Piggy Island?
- Nope.
- Chuck. Anything to the north?
[GASPS]
- Nope. Nothing.
- What's that?
Uh-oh.
CHUCK: Incoming pie!
- It's coming straight for us.
- What do we do?
Duck!
- [YELLS]
- What?
Ah!
- I got pie all over my face!
- Hey, sorry, buddy.
[GROANS]
[CHEERING]
What, what?
Yeah!
RED: Those pigs...
CHUCK: Are gonna pay...
BOMB: For our lunches!
RED: Uh... Because of our hunger to give them...
CHUCK: A taste of their own...
BOMB: Quesadillas! (Red looks at him) What?
[BABY GASPS]
- It's Red.
- I'm sorry, guys.
We're taking over the Blue Line.
Official business.
Oh, yeah!
Of course, anything for you.
BIRD: Hey, Red! Isn't it funny how nobody liked you until you saved Bird Island? But now we all love you.
RED: Ha. Thanks so much for bringing that up.
Okay, ready?
Three...
Two...
Two!
- Bomb, you say "one."
- Oh, right.
BOMB: One!
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Green Pig: Yoo-hoo. Hot sauce, please.
[BOTH LAUGH]
Yeah! Got him.
Thank you.
BIRDS: [chanting] Red! Red!
I really want the red one. The red one.
Ha, ha! Balloonie!
Heh, heh. That's it.
A little bit higher.
Ha, ha!
But I was bouncing!
You mess with the hatchlings, you get the cannonball.
Ready, big guy?
Oh, yeah.
You ready, bigger guy?
BIRD: Cannonball! Cannonball!
Green Pig Mother: Why won't you just take a bath?
Green Pig Daughter: Why won't you just take a bath?
Huh?
LEONARD: [laughs] This might pinch a little.
Ah! I can't see!
Catch you later.
[laughs] 
You stupid birds.
No! Please, don't!
Aah!
Not on my watch.
Sorry, guys.
RED: Excuse me, sir, but I believe this belongs to you.
My hero.
Don't. Stop.
[chuckles] I said, "Don't stop."
Leonard?
Got him!
Hey, Leonard, you should probably...
Huh?
That's not coming from Bird Island.
[GASPS]
LEONARD: What the heck is that?
And where did it come from?
We're gonna need a bigger slingshot.
[?]
Another successful day of protecting the island.
Great job, guys.
Oh, yeah.
Woo-hoo! Woo!
ALL: You saved us, Red.
You're our hero.
Heh, what can I say?
That's what I do.
Now, why don't you just go run along and keep your big, cute eyes peeled for the next pig prank, all right?
[IN GRAVELLY VOICE] Pigs.
LITTLE BIRDS: We're going to get you! Oink, oink, oink.
[ALL GIGGLING]
[CHUCKLES]
Adorable.
Let's finish cleaning up these crabs, then we can move on to...
Done and done.
Red, what is it?
What the heck?
BOMB: Is it a per...? Is it a head?
What is that?
Oh, look. It seems like it's some kind of note.
CHUCK: (gasps) What if it's a love note? A message in a bottle?
BOMB: Or a genie in a bottle.
RED: Guys, there's no bottle, so just, you know, stop.
LEONARD: (voiceover) Dear birds, we humbly request a truce? Can we talk? Love, Leonard. XOXO.
Red: [chuckles] Nice try, piggies. (crumples up and throws away the note) News flash: We're not idiots.
[Another note bumps into his head.]
Red: Hey.
[He reads it.]
Leonard: (voiceover) Dear birds, you are idiots, but… we are serious about the truce.
[He and the others look up to see thousands of balloons, holding messages about the truce.]
Red: Uh...
I got it!
Oh, no!
- Check it out, everybody.
- Let me see that.
- A truce! A truce!
- A truce with the pigs!
- A truce?
- The prank war is over!
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- What?
No, this is just another
one of their pranks.
- What?
- Huh?
CHUCK: This is a huge relief, right? Who else was getting tired of the pranking and retaliation?
BOMB: Me! This guy!
RED: Tired? No, no, no. Guys, listen.
BOMB: Imagine all the fun things we can do now.
CHUCK: I can think of one.
BOMB: You think he'll go?
CHUCK: I think we've piqued his interest.
RED: No, no, no. Guys, we are working tirelessly, day and night, to save the world.
CHUCK: But the world doesn't need saving.
RED: Of course they need us.
CHUCK: Red.
RED: Huh?
CHUCK: Come here, hon. What are you so afraid of?
RED: Afraid of? I... What do I have to be afraid of?
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RED: I'm not afraid of anything.
CHUCK: You know what? I'll write you a prescription for fun with your cool friends. Especially Chuck.
Come on. Come with us.
What are you talking...?
Come to what?
We can't tell you because you wouldn't be into it.
BOMB: Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
KIDS: Oink, oink, oink! Oink, oink, oink!
Ha! Now we have all your eggs.
And there's nothing you can do about it, Red.
BOTH: Oink, oink, oink.
[GROWLS]
Laugh it up, piggies, because you're gonna be crying in a second when I kick your butts and take those rocks back.
Eggs.
What?
You said "rocks" instead of "eggs" again.
Oh, sorry.
I don't know why
I keep doing that.
Because they are rocks.
- [SNIFFLES]
Don't cry, Sam-Sam.
I'll be right back.
Hey, Daddy.
- [GROWLS]
[GRUNTS]
Just borrowing my sisters for a minute.
[GROWLS]
Ha. Now we really have all your eggs.
Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it, Red.
BOTH: Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink.
Laugh it up, piggies, because you're gonna be crying in a second when I kick your butts and take all your...
Uh... uh...
Uh, uh. Um, um, um, um.
Oh, crap.
[HUMMING]
Okay, we'll just...
[YELLS]
What is this thing that almost killed me? Frozen water?
Who's ever heard of frozen water?
Courtney? Courtney, bring me those images.
What, what, what? Oh, okay,
I'm coming. I'm coming.
Give me that.
Oh, that looks cold.
Three umbrellas in one drink?
What kind of extravagant lunatic are we dealing with?
Mm.
[SIGHS]
[GROANS]
ZETA: There goes my toothpaste. I am tired of this.
Woo. Yes! Hot shower.
There we go.
[SCREAMS]
DEBBIE [CHANTING]: Go, Zeta. You killing it. Go, Zeta. You killing it. Woo! Zeta!
Come on, baby. Go get it.
Let's go get it.
Go get the stick.
[GROANS]
Ha, ha!
[BARKING]
[GROWLS]
Whoa! Whoa, whoa.
Oh, my gosh!
[SIGHS]
I can't do this anymore.
- Okay, Debbie?
- Okay.
I'm done. I'm done living on this frozen, seal-infested iceberg of an island. Fire another ice ball!
- Uh... We can't do that, Zeta.
- Wait...
You're torturing the engineer.
Um, uh, Hello?!
My limbs are beginning to numb.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
You better tell him to improve his aim.
It's about time we start living that good life.
Good life, here we come.
I deserve to feel the hot sand squishing between my beautiful talons.
DEBBIE: You deserve that and more.
ZETA: Yes, I do!
[LAUGHS]
Laugh it up, everybody.
Ha-ha-ha.
No one can stop me.
I'll stop you, Zeta.
Ha-ha-ha.
Well, you can't stop me from...
showing you how cute my little sisters are when they're sleeping.
BOTH: Yay!
[ALL LAUGH]
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Aw, they're so cute.
I kind of thought they'd be hatched by now.
They're hatching!
Yay!
Here they come!
Oh, my gosh! I see one!
[ALL GASP]
Baby Snakes: Mama!
Uh-oh.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
[ALL GULP]
Can I help you?
[CLEARS THROAT]
Oh. Sorry.
Mama?
Hi.
[GASPS]
My baby sisters!
Yay!
Bye.
- [GASPS]
- Mama!
[GIGGLING]
Oh, baby sisters.
We love you so much.
We should take good care of them and never let them out of our sights.
Yeah. We'll never let them out of our sights.
Huh?
Baby Bird: Bye-bye.
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