Phineas and Ferb: Back to the 2nd Dimension Grid

Phineas and Ferb: Back to the 2nd Dimension Grid is a direct-to-TV Disney Channel original movie, and the sequel to Phineas and Ferb The Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension.
The screenplay was written using a predictive text generator trained on the script of the first film. Minor edits, mostly to rich formatting, were made after all of the generated script text was finalized.
==Transcript==
(Perry looks down and realizes it is a younger Carl with braces on.)
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah... Candace? (He pushes a button on the watch and reverts to pet mode.) Phineas and Ferb are about to put the piece in the other dimension, and bounce around on the plants.
Phineas: Well, it IS a younger Carl with braces on.
Candace: Oh... Well, I guess we won't be honest.
Doofenshmirtz: Well, of course, I need that... Wait a second! Agent P will be sent away forever, for your Dooferalls are shorter than me!
♪ Reality ♪
♪ Times fast and Ferb run after him with a monotreme ♪
♪ Rocket car and 2nd-dimension Doofenshmirtz's bedroom ♪
♪ Reality is not a little more than a secret ♪
♪ Platyborg is stuck on the windshield ♪
Major Monogram: Uh... Doofenshmirtz Evil News Update approaches through the portal!
♪ Reality and he tickles it on the floor ♪
♪ Game itself out the locket and I also picked a brand ♪
♪ Rocket car roars off erratically for a second-dimensionator portal forms ♪
♪ Of the mysterious forces capable of creating these cars with my machine ♪
♪ Reality ♪
Buford: How should I know you're going to get busted?
Isabella: Where are we?!
♪ Reality ♪
Stacy: Candace is right. Both of you are tampering with the property of a dictatorship table.
Major Monogram: Oh no! I guess I'll remember building something that he's into.
Linda: Candace, you are gonna be in charge of the resistance.
Perry: (narrating) Doofenshmirtz is squeezed into a small dimension, and fires a grappler hook from the mysterious couch.
Doofenshmirtz: Huh. I think I'd remember building something like THAT.
Perry: Summer is down, and I couldn't rewire the other bots following them!
Phineas: hey Dr. Candace (Candace in the other dimension), is the ground nearby?
Candace: So, we want to go back to normal episodes!?
Normbot: All of the Normbots are doing this; hard time in the platypus dimension!
Phineas: Uh... Now it seems like Perry struggles with several normbots.
Linda: Awww, I understand Perry.
(Perry the Platypus practices with mining.)
Linda: That's it.
Baljeet: Stop wasting my time! You want a secret sandwich? I got it right here!
(Candace screams into the backyard)
Linda: Candace, in our dimension, the mysterious force recognizes backgammon applications.
Phineas: And why is that?
Doofenshmirtz: That's it! We'll see what we're doing, and Ferb and I will try to sneak over to prison school.
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(2nd-dimension Candace is behind Doofensday Candace.)
Candace: Oh, really? Great tragedy up there.
Isabella: Where is Perry... Oh criminy!
Carl: Yes sir, the Other-Dimensionator is back on the road.
(Phineas grabs the normbots as they swerve through the pinkish jungle of energy.)
Ferb: I think they get it.
Baljeet: Sucker!
(In the other dimensions:)
Jeremy: He's dangerous!
Buford: Alright, girls capable of retrospect: it is about time you meet this pharmacist.
Doofenshmirtz: Jinx! You owe me THREE sodas AND a glass of lemonade.
Isabella: We have restored the oppressing Doofenshmirtz?!
Jeremy: What? It seems 2nd-dimension Ferb is naturally warmer than that new reality.
Major Doofenshmirtz: Hey, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, to go through the portal backwards we'll just rewire Perry to hit Platyborg sometime this morning!
(Chatters fly after them, down 2nd-dimension alpha red beams.)
Stacy: Where is Dr. Candace?
Jeremy: Well, it's a lot to take!
(Doofenshmirtz hears a noise and turns his tail into a spinning Phineas, then punches the door as they go through dimensions to help illustrate something elaborate.)
Doofenshmirtz: That's right.
Linda: Well, if it isn't the mysterious Doofenshmirtz, who I know from the other-dimension backstory.
Doofenshmirtz: No, you must be crazy with sports.
(We cut to Doofenshmirtz equipment in the nursery.)
Carl: Well, it IS a younger me with braces on.
(Phineas's bedroom flashes.)
Phineas: Oh no, we'll never control it now!
Buford: Great. Any other inventions gonna bust you guys?
Phineas: Ferb, you think we're okay?
Ferb: We have seen better days.
Candace: Gee, insert classical guitar music.
Phineas: That's it!
Baljeet: Using the remote control, we can power that rail, and over to hit the panel again, so a button marked "Involuntary Dimension", which then stops the normbots patrol and throws a pebble at the fence on the floor, then together you can hash the handsomeness chassis in the goozim dimension!
Buford: How should I know you're not going to get busted?
(A Normbot comes shining on the intercom.)
Normbot: My watermelon is impaled, mesmerized, and hairy.
Major Doofenshmirtz: Jinx! You owe me even more popcorn than kings eat for lunch.
Normbot: Oh no... Mrs. Doofenshmirtz laughs evilly at the same thing! That's vaguely odd.
Candace: Well, of all the times, I figured this one would lead to better resistance.
(Perry struggles embarrassedly to help illustrate something without his fedora on.)
Reporter: There's nothing tailed with a stethoscope, you know.
Phineas: That WOULD be destroyed.
Both: Doofenshmirtz laughs evilly at the same thing! ...That's happened already.
Candace: Sir... He motions to Perry, up in the process of energy flows.
Linda: Candace (she leaps away), I'm sorry about everything. It is functioning to clockwise today.
Phineas: Mom, does the grappler hook from the skull table still out handkerchiefs as a brand of jokers?
Linda: I'm on everyday, atcha alpha headache.
Stacy: Well, that explanation IS the turkey over his teeth.
Pinky: You know, to travel through pain, you need a kidney.
Carl: Voilà! (He takes off his shoes and attaches the bat kidney.)
Jeremy: NO dimension should have to see THAT.
----
(Snapping the remote in half, a holographic projection plugs a camera into each lab coat button.)
Phineas: What, is this the plan?!
Isabella: Uh.... Sorry guys, something just went wrong!
Dr. Candace: Well, I had TWO crowbars last dimension.
Doofenshmirtz: I've got an idea. It seems like a risky one...
Jeremy: Yeah, we need all the help in the sky!
Doofenshmirtz: Okay. It involved the inator thing (repeats): the one that shoots and makes us forget the greatest day ever.
Phineas: I think I'd remember if you built an amnesia thing once before.
Isabella: Oh criminy, AND he is saying a catchphrase!
Major Monogram: Come on! Use it already!
Doofenshmirtz: Okay, sir, don't YOU know something. (He aims at Phineas and Ferb, and throws on the switch.) Children, this might not get your little friends busted, but here goes nothin'...
Linda: Wait!
(As Doofenshmirtz-2 fires the inator, Linda runs in front of the swarm of nanobots coming out of it at her children.)
Phineas: Mom! No!
(The screen flashes, and Linda looks slightly unstable for a second.)
Linda: What is happening here in my backyard!?
Candace: Mom! Are you okay?
Linda: Candace, you don't need to say any more. Phineas and Ferb! You two are so busted!
(Beams of red and green light shoot from the fashionable hair of Linda Flynn-Fletcher, knocking the two oddly shaped step-brothers into the tree in the backyard, and causing the Normbot army to suddenly blow up for no obvious reason.)
Linda: That was extra dangerous of you two, and i am quite angry atcha.
Phineas: (glances at ferb) Well, that's a turn of event, but at least we still have Perry this time!
(Perry approaches the boys and removes his fedora and evil collar.)
Doofenshmirtz: Hey! Where's Perry?
Doofenshmirtz-2: You have GOT to be kidding me. Not this again!
Perry: Phineas and Ferb, I'm sorry for putting your lives in dangerous dimensions back there. I should have gotten up earlier in the morning and thwarted Doofenshmirtz's plans to build a movie inator, and to play Doofopoly.
Ferb: Though the second part seems less evil.
Doofenshmirtz: (sighs and smacks at the air suddenly) Hey, can't a hard working scientist take an afternoon off?
Perry: The point is... after one fires, that's showing a brand toward the same-phase grid headache.
♪ It understand what my neighbor is beside ♪
♪ He pushes a button on Perry's broken eye ♪
♪ A whole buffet here ♪
Phineas's bedroom: Oh snap, blah blah blah, you know what we're gonna rip in summer.
♪ Doofenshmirtz grabs and cherry soda dripping down your sister Candace ♪
♪ Is that away in disgust? ♪
♪ You know that would explain the Bustville chassis dimensions ♪
(Baljeet pulls out a dog sock.)
♪ You doing at this storage ♪
♪ Of things down here at once, my nemesis is a robot riot ♪
Baljeet: Oh, didn't have two Normbots fly through YOUR Tri-State cones, did you?
(Perry chatters as Danville suddenly flips away and the world appears to return to normal.)
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