I Bash My Head

I Bash My Head was a book written by Dolphin as a cautionary tale and potential case study on the effects of brain damage.
=Locations=
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===Fourth Era===
*Retro's Used Books
===Fifth Era—Present===
*Memoriam on Mnemosyne
===Eighth Era===
*Silo Library
===Eleventh Era===
*Novigrad Library
=Content=
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Graters never felt so good.<BR>
Cheese never felt so right.<BR>
The meat never so tender.
Arbys.<BR>
Eat right.<BR>
(I think I did that wrong...)
"I swear to drunk i'm not god."<BR>
"No officer! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING!?!?"<BR>
"What line officer?"
Randomness.
I forget what it felt like. However now I know. The soft cushioning, and beauty of that bu-<BR>
BUN AT ARBYS!<BR>
WOHHOOO!<BR>
Eat Right.
I'm sorry. :(
*Some gangster music starts playing*
Honestly I don't know why you've kept flipping the pages...
If you read the next page. You have a 1% chance of dying.<BR>
(Hyper helped me out a little.)
You sick demon.<BR>
What did I tell you?
>:/
Ok. Sleep well. <3
No-homo...
Just a little.
NOPE!
HA! GOT'EM!
Sorry.
Category:Books