Simpson and Delilah/Quotes

[Bart shatters Homer's bottle of hair-restoring Dimoxinil]
Homer: [strangling Bart] BOY-MUST-DIE!
Bart: [choked] I, I love you, Dad!
Homer: Ohh...
[drops him]
Homer: Dirty trick.
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:Game Show Host: Okay, the capitol of North Dakota is named after what German leader?
:[on a TV game show]
:Homer Simpson: Hitler!
:Marge Simpson: Hitler, North Dakota?
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:Homer Simpson: Okay, I'm not gonna kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that will haunt you for the rest of your days: you've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
:Bart: [shocked] It is?
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:[Homer cries over his spilled bottle of Dimoxnyl]
:Marge Simpson: Homer, I'm sure if you just went back to the pharmacy...
:Homer Simpson: I don't have a thousand bucks! But you do, right? You've been saving it, for a rainy day! Haven't you, Marge?
:Marge Simpson: Homer!
:[Homer starts sobbing again and rubs his head over the Dimoxnyl stain on the carpet]
:Lisa Simpson: Dad is taking this in a less-than-heroic fashion.
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:Karl: The tartar sauce, the bathroom key, drying your boss's hands! You did it all! It was never the hair! You did it because you could and you still can.
:Homer Simpson: No I can't, coz I'm just a big fool.
:Karl: No you're not.
:Homer Simpson: Why not?
:Karl: Because my mother told me never to kiss a fool! [kisses him]
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:Mr. Burns: [to Homer] Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
:Smithers: Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me.
:Mr. Burns: Oh, Smithers... I would have said anything to get your stem cells.
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:Lenny: [Homer is reluctant to charge a thousand dollars on health insurance to the power plant so he can buy Dimoxinal, a hair restorer] A thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory backscratcher.
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:Homer Simpson: Dear God, give a bald man a break. Amen.
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:Smithers: Hey, what do you care if this guy's bald?
:Karl: My reasons... are my own.
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:Montgomery Burns: You may find this hard to believe, but in my salad days, my crowning glory was a bright shock of strawberry blonde curls.
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