How I Spent My Strummer Vacation/Quotes

:Mick Jagger: [to Homer, after he accidentally throws his guitar through Mick's office window] Simpsoooooonnnnnn!!!
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:Marge: [to Homer] I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea.
:Homer: Oh, couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
:Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. [to Bart and Lisa] Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.
:[Bart and Lisa shudder]
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:Mick Jagger: Cheer up Homer; it's only "Rock 'n Roll" camp.
:Homer: But I like it.
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:Homer: I can't believe they cancelled "Monkey Trauma Center" for this!
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:Homer: My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!
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