The Manhattan

guest star - Cecily Strong, Taran Killam, Aidy Bryant 
musical guest - Mindless Behavior 
act 1 - Jack, Chelsea and Giovonnie introduce worlds greatest dares
== Quotes ==
June: shopping is more excited than gross stuff! So, let's do it!
(at the supermarket)
Erica: okay, let's get our healthy snacks foods and drinks when we use a gocart basket.
June: yeah, that's exactly what we need it.
Erica: thanks, june. 
Betty anne bongo: you're our sweetest helper lady.
June: aw, you're nice to me.
Erica: okay all we need is a bread, fruits, vegetables, packs of water, a sweet tea, an orange juice, an apple juice, and of course jello.
Jodie: oh my goodness, daddy, you look… nice!
Mr. Jimmy McGee: Tonight has nothing to do with "nice". Tonight's all about -- [puts in a tape] 
(after watching on TV) Oooh, how did little gonna get out of this one?
Taran Killam: I’m telling you, this cilantro really gives this a zing!
Cecily Strong: There’s no cilantro in it.
[eventually fall into the soup, splattering cilantro on T and C]
Taran Killam: This soup is out of control!
[flesh also fall into the soup and more cilantro gets splattered]
Taran Killam: My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
Cecily Strong: Oh, that's it! I'm going home! Kyle Mooney can interview himself.
Do something! The ceiling's not a safe place 
Eh, all right, I got it. 
(gasps) How could you? (covers his face & cries, then looks up) Was he better than me?
Aidy Bryant: And now for my final thought. Nobody wins when Christina is supposed to introduce the musical guest but Denzel gave her a sandwich with too much pepper, she should’ve burned her mouth, then a song from the ending to the KaBlam! episode "Hurts so Good!". That was on Nickelodeon and the entire cast sang it
(curtains open again to reveal the cohost playing the recorder)
Erica: Vital Information which had been absent since the 6th season and got Lil' JJ to anchor the sketch, but that’s not all, the intro was similar to Seasons 4 and 5 featuring the cast on a red carpet, they come out of a limo and greet their fans
audience member (Genevieve): Alright people, give it up for 
audience members (Genevieve, Robert and Amber): Mindless Behavior!
(crowd cheers loudly)
Mindless Behavior: Come through the gate in this place lookin' for one
Where is that one girl?
'Cause everywhere that I go it's like I see you around
Am I chasing you or are you chasing me?
I've looked everywhere, don't know where you could be
But if you come with me now
We'll make our way through the crowd
And when they see us we'll be shutting it down
I'm going all around the world
Put your hands in the sky
Wave 'em side to side
I'm lookin' for you all around the world
Girl wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm lookin' for you all around r-r-round the world
I don't know why you so shy, when your swag is so fly
Pretty brown eyed, girl
There ain't a star in the whole galaxy
That can light up the night like you do it for me
So if you wanna rock on, then baby stand up (stand up)
Until the sun hits the ground, we on the dance floor
But if you come with me now
We'll make our way through the crowd
And when they see us we'll be shutting it down
I'm going all around the world
Put your hands in the sky
Wave 'em side to side
I'm lookin' for you all around the world
Girl wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm lookin' for you all around r-r-round the world
Ba-ba-baby come closer
D-don't make me wait much longer
Don't you wanna be right here next to me, yeah
I wanna feel your heartbeat tonight
So if you wanna rock on, then baby stand up (stand up)
Until the sun hits the ground, we on the dance floor
But if you come with me now
We'll make our way through the crowd
And when they see us we'll be shutting it down
I'm going all around the world
Put your hands in the sky
Wave 'em side to side
I'm lookin' for you all around the world
Girl wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wherever your heart is
I gotta find it
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I'm lookin' for you all around r-r-round the world
MB-B-B-B
Put ya hands up
All around the world
Beautiful girl 
(crowd cheers)
June: And that’s our show! Let’s give a big hand to our musical guest, Mindless Behavior!
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