The Standoff

Musical guest - We the Kings 
guest star - Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio 
act 5 - June introduces We the Kings while she and Henry are packing to go to Nickelodeon Land 
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a new kind of cartoon show.
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June!
Henry: Hey, KaBlam! fans! and welcome to KaBlam!. I'm Henry and this is my favorite cohost June.
June: that's right, Henry. we are very proud to welcome a very special guest on our show, Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
Henry: who's Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio? Are they actors?
June: Yes he is, Henry. I think he gets to be talking to us about the Saturday Morning Fun Pit
Henry: so, June. that means we'll be introducing them
June: right, Henry. I must've thought the Futurama gang stars in a trio of Saturday-morning cartoons. now, let's give a big KaBlam! welcome to Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio 
*Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio walks onto the set of the show*
Billy West: Hello, Henry and June! it's so good to see you hosting the show. 
Henry: Hello folks, I see you started performing your roles
June: because you are here, it’s been 14 years since you started your show about a delivery boy wakes up in the year 3000 and befriends by a robot and one-eyed alien
Katey Sagal: thanks guys, so, Saturday Morning Fun Pit was the best episode, we and our friends starred in each show every Saturday morning 
June: and did you see Nixon and Agnew sitting together in front of the T.V. in their pajamas
John DiMaggio: yes, they’re excited to watch cartoons, 
Henry: so, the first act is Bendee Boo and the Mystery Crew, how does it feel when you team up with the Globetrotters?
Billy West: They feel ready for anything because they practiced against five Larry Birds, then the opposing team is revealed to be six Larry Birds. And the crew and Globetrotters laugh light-heartedly
June: oh yes, now let’s move on to our first cartoon
Henry: we’ll have a action healthy conclusion later, but now, let’s talk about the next cartoon, Purpleberry Pond
June: it starts in a purple land with small children singing about Purpleberries, does it have a commercial?
Katey Sagal: yes, a commercial comes on for a cereal called sugar blasted Purpleberry Puffs, a sad young boy is offered a bowl of the cereal, and he eagerly accepts it, Princess Purpleberry then comes off of the box and explains that the cereal is triple-coated in maple-flavored syrup to “start your day with purple power!”
Henry: and how does it feel when the children of Purpleberry Pond sing about Purpleberries?
Katey Sagal: it was great, but then a new commercial comes on for sugar blasted purple and orange berry puffs, but this time, a young girl sits wondering about why there are two colors instead of one, her mother reads the box, and Princess Purpleberry jumps off of it again, and explains that the cereal now contains two flavors of cereal
June: so, the girl starts eating it, and the commercial flashes forward, to the same girl, but slightly fatter eating the cereal, burps, and a bubble comes out containing Zoidberg. Then the bubble pops and the girl and her mother laugh as Zoidberg falls into the milk
Henry: Commercials come on again, and Princess Purpleberry once again comes off of the box, explaining to the girl and her mother that now they have sugar frosted sugar blasted Purple and Orange berry puffs, and the girl happily says that she doesn't know which she likes better, regular or type two
John DiMaggio: that’s right, a new show comes on called G.I. Zapp tanks are shown shooting at each other, destroying buildings as they go
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it show his attempts to educate a caveman, they have been codenamed: The Prometheus & Bob Tapes.
Narrator: Tape #17, Wheel.
Narrator: End.
Bert Pence: Hey, KaBlamsters! keep your tushy on the cushy. still to come...JetCat, What a wonderful day....and when we return, more Action League Now!. right here on “KaBlam!”
Erica: Saturday morning cartoons are fun
Betty anne Bongo: The crew members are re-imagined as Scooby-Doo characters
Erica: The professor's character is a parody of the Purple Pieman
Betty anne Bongo: yes, and The whole act is a parody of many classic Saturday-morning shows such as Strawberry Shortcake and The Smurfs
June: Ladies and gentlemen, We the Kings! 
(crowd cheers)
We the Kings: When Heaven seems so far away
And dreams are just a memory
Without the dark, the light won't show
Remember that you're not alone
When you watch the world just turn away
And break the promises you made
And love is too to hard to hold
Just take a breath and let it go
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
2 AM, too sad to sleep
When what you want is not what you need
And when these walls don't feel like home
Remember that you're not alone
The beginning's just another end
It's not too late to start again
When hope is a too to hard to hold
Just take a breath and let it go
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
When Heaven seems so far away
And dreams are just a memory
When love is too to hard to hold
Just take a breath and let it
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Just keep breathing, breathing, breathing
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