Jayfeather

Jayfeather has a gray pelt and pale blue blind thingies for eyes. He is also an insane medicine cat like all other ThunderClan medicine cats. He was raised by his aunty, who he loved greatly. But, when he found out it was his aunty he had loved and not his real mother, he ran off to a 7Eleven and got himself drunk with all the slushies, and spent the next moon throwing up in the lake. When he was about to return, he tripped over a stick, who became his mate.
Jayfeather, newly dubbed Jaywanker, loves to want to his stick, who he thinks is a cat called Stick, who in no way resembles the Stick in SkyClan. Everyone is afraid to tell him it's not a cat, because he will use his secret boyfriend Rock as evidence that Stick is a cat. If anyone explains why it's flawed reasoning he will send them to heck. He loves to have stuff with Rock (who is reluctant) and Stick. Which essentially means cat sodomy.
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