催眠怪盗言和 (Cuīmián Guàidào Yánhé)

==Background==
"Cuīmián Guàidào Yánhé" is an original song by PoKeR and Xinghua Baozi featuring YANHE. It is about a thief who steals things by hypnotizing his or her victims.
==Lyrics==
Chinese (中文歌词) 	Pinyin (拼音)
现在你听着歌 脑中到底在想什么 	Xianzai ni tingzhe ge nao zhong daodi zai xiang shenme
等一等先别说 让我猜测 	Deng yi deng xian bie shuo rang wo caice
 	
难道你想着 前奏那一段的转折 	Nandao ni xiangzhe qianzou na yiduan de zhuanzhe
突然间加快了 无可奈何 	Turan jian jia kuai liao wukenaihe
 	
或许你会说 我才没想这你猜错 	Huoxu ni hui shuo wo cai mei xiang zhe ni cai cuo
那么又so what 能拿我如何 	Name you so what neng na wo ruhe
 	
魔术的效果 手中摊开一副扑克 	Moshu de xiaoguo shouzhong tan kai yi fu puke
概率能有几多 不用算舍 	Gailü neng you ji duo buyong suan she
 	
跟着摇晃的钟摆 	Genzhe yaohuang de zhongbai
眼球左右游动拒绝木讷 	Yanqiu zuoyou you dong jujue mune
 	
渐渐听不清声音 	Jianjian ting bu qing shengyin
好像是从远方传来的歌 	Haoxiang shi cong yuanfang chuan lai de ge
 	
这些所谓琐碎小事 	Zhexie suowei suosui xiaoshi
都不要计较结果 	Dou buyao jijiao jieguo
 	
想要抗议 想要抱怨 	Xiang yao kangyi xiang yao baoyuan
已经无法想太多 	Yijing wufa xiang tai duo
 	
1 2 3 4 双眼闭合 	Yi'ersansi shuangyan bihe
麻醉催眠效果 早已慎入饱和 	Mazui cuimian xiaoguo zaoyi shen ru baohe
 	
接着听我说 照我说的做 	Jiezhe ting wo shuo zhao wo shuo de zuo
快交出所有值钱的货 	Kuai jiao chu suoyou zhiqian de huo
 	
7 8 9 10 梦境解锁 	Qibajiushi mengjing jiesuo
笑声回音响彻 空旷无人场所 	Xiao sheng huiyin xiang che kongkuang wu ren changsuo
 	
没有人会记得 谁也不会记得 	Meiyou ren hui jide shei ye bu hui jide
催眠怪盗言和就是我 	Cuimian guaidao YANHE jiushi wo
 	
怪盗的工作 从不需要神出鬼没 	Guaidao de gongzuo cong bu xuyao shenchuguimo
混淆记忆消磨 手段太多 	Hunxiao jiyi xiaomo shouduan tai duo
 	
秘密的场所 就像是密封的包裹 	Mimi de changsuo jiu xiang shi mifeng de baoguo
坚硬外壳要 层层削剥 	Jianying waike yao ceng ceng xiaobo
 	
意识被捕获 定位系统开始运作 	Yishi bei buhuo dingwei xitong kaishi yunzuo
将角落的软弱 个个击破 	Jiang jiaoluo de ruanruo ge ge jipo
 	
陷入精神核 篡改情感中枢群落 	Xianru jingshen he cuangai qinggan zhongshu qunluo
思维混乱 也不要惊慌失措 	Siwei hunluan ye buyao jinghuang shicuo
 	
跟着摇晃的钟摆 	Genzhe yaohuang de zhongbai
眼球左右游动拒绝木讷 	Yanqiu zuoyou you dong jujue mune
 	
渐渐听不清声音 	Jianjian ting bu qing shengyin
好像是从远方传来的歌 	Haoxiang shi cong yuanfang chuan lai de ge
 	
这些所谓琐碎小事 	Zhexie suowei suosui xiaoshi
都不要计较结果 	Dou buyao jijiao jieguo
 	
你现在所思念着的 	Ni xianzai suo sinianzhe de
你现在所眷恋着的 	Ni xianzai suo juanlianzhe de
你现在应该想着的 	Ni xianzai yinggai xiangzhe de
全都是我 	Quandou shi wo
 	
开始 1 2 3 4 双眼闭合 	Kaishi yi'ersansi shuangyan bihe
麻醉催眠效果 早已慎入饱和 	Mazui cuimian xiaoguo zaoyi shen ru baohe
不可防御 无力反驳 	Buke fangyu wuli fanbo
在你残存的记忆中 	Zai ni cancun de jiyi zhong
留下只专属于我的时刻 	Liu xia zhi zhuan shuyu wo de shike
 	
7 8 9 10 梦境解锁 	Qibajiushi mengjing jiesuo
面容渐渐清彻 这里只剩下了你和我 	Mianrong jianjian qingche zheli zhi sheng xiale ni he wo
 	
你只能注视着我 	Ni zhi neng zhushizhe wo
你只能思念着我 	Ni zhi neng sinianzhe wo
偷心的怪盗就是我 	Tou xin de guaidao jiushi wo
==Other media appearances==
===Discography===
This song was used in the following albums:
* The Stage 2
===Concerts===
This song was featured in the YANHE Online Birthday Party 2019.7.11 concert.
==External links==
===Unofficial===
Category:Original songs
Category:Chinese songs
Category:Songs featuring YANHE
Category:Concert songs