Elfilin

Elfilin is this flying chinchilla thing that is capable of opening dimensional rifts. He can take you from the 4th Dimension to Dimension 666 just by thinking of those locales. Elfilin has amazing powers, but we are still giving him an UnRank of 3,000 because he is only epic. He isn't really that old looking, but nonetheless, Elfilin's age cannot be calculated.
Elfilin is secretly the other half of a larger creature. His other half is Fecto Forgo, and together they make Fecto Elfilis, which is the personification of all Furry OCs in DeviantArt (that other place with the tail icon was too hard to spell lol). An accident at the Squadala Labs seperated them both, which some could see as the birth of Elfilin in a way.
== History ==
=== "Birth" ===
Elfilin was not born in a mine like Seismo, but he (or rather, Fecto Elfilis, as this was when he was merged with Mr. Forgo) existed for some time now. Our sources say that he was born some time around the creation of the Fourth Wall, and that would mean, according to our Google searches, that it was around the writing of the Epic of Gilgamesh, but we don't know.
Elfilin itself was born when Fecto Elfilis found the Squadala Empire. When it was discovered that they were too tall and lanky for a kiddie ride in Squadala Land, Fecto Elfilis went berserk and killed everyone there. Then some Squadala scientists captured Elfilis and did some experiments. This lead to the reinvention of leaded gasoline. Then everybody got poisoned by the leaded gasoline and somebody's body fell on the, "eject" button on Elfilis' capsule. Since Fecto Elfilis was too big to get out of the capsule, they were torn apart at the subatomic level, with the stuff that got out forming Elfilin, and the rest condensing into Fecto Forgo.
=== Meeting New Friends ===
Elfilin then decided to try out the nearest Windows Vista computer. He saw a video called Agamemnon Counterpart, and he was struck with inspiration as soon as the text, "LET'S MAKE A NEW FRIEND" appeared on the screen, and paid no attention to the screams of horror and pain that followed. Elfilin then played warp roulette and found himself at Planet Popstar, where he saw Kirby eating some Cheese and smoking a candy cigarette. Elfilin said hi, and Kirby said hi back. This automatically made them friends.
However, behind the curtain, Fecto Forgo was still sentient. Using Idiot Manipulation, he took over the minds of various animals, including The Eye Monkeys and even King Dedede! Kirby and Elfilin hid away in The Frost Dimension, but since King Dedede is a Penguin from The Frost Dimension, he was immune to the cold and knew how to get there, and fatally stabbed Kirby with the corner of a bag of Chips. By the time Kirby left the hospital, he discovered Elfilin was gone, too bad, so sad.
=== The Fight for Elfilin ===
Using Susie's iMac, Kirby got the IP address of Elfilin, which was in Squadala Labs. Kirby went through tooth and nail as every wild animal he passed tried to kill him. He eventually made it, but was confronted by The Eye Monkeys. Kirby threw a Waddle Dee at them all, causing every member to fall over like bowling pins. Kirby then used condensed exhaled breath to bust Elfilin out of his capsule. Fecto Forgo then got steamed, and telepathically yelled at Kirby that we wanted to be cool and edgy again. King Dedede then smashed the capsule, for he was underpaid in chips.
This did it for Fecto Forgo, he got so mad he tried to morph into Chuck Norris, but something went wrong and he became a large glob of hair gel. He ate a bunch of scientists and the Waddle Dee in order to gain nutrients to become Chuck Norris. Kirby reacted in kind and severely injured Fecto Forgo. Fecto Forgo screamed, "OW MY KNEE" and decided to assimilate Elfilin to become Fecto Elfilis. Kirby intervened by throwing them into a patch of PATRIXXX GRAAS. With Fecto Elfilis weakened, Kirby locked lips onto them, thus leading to the most awkward kissing session to save Elfilin.
Fecto Elfilis began melting without Elfilin, for without the chinchilla boy, they were just Fecto Forgo. It was that point where they had enough, and opened a wormhole to Planet Popstar to essentially throw it onto the UnWorld or something. Kirby punched Fecto Elfilis and threw him into the road, where he got hit by a school bus like how Fred did in A Nightmare on Sesame Street 2: Fred's Revenge. Elfilin closed the wormhole with the use of a NintenD'oh 66 and a sack of grain, and they all lived happily ever after SIKE!
=== Forgo's Last Stand ===
Kirby, Elfilin, Susie, and King Dedede were eating at the local sandwich shoppe (King Dedede still hates Susie though), when Elfilin felt a disturbance, after doing some wormhole detecitve work, he discovered that Leon S. Kennedy has been possessed by Fecto Forgo's soul! Kirby went into a literal dream land version of the Raccoon City Police Department to exorcise Leon, but after saving the day, Soul Forgo appeared to try and merk Kirby! Don't worry though, as Grim then appeared to eat Soul Forgo... no wait, do worry, as Morpho Knight then appeared to eat Grim. Kirby merked Morpho Knight and saved Grim, but then Grim regurgitated Soul Forgo, who then ate Morpho Knight to become Chaos Elfilis, his final form!
The fight was only slightly harder than the Fecto Elfilis fight. He did become a giant marble, that is true, but Kirby doesn't care what you are. Then Chaos Elfilis disintegrated into white specks, Elfilin came in and ate the one that contained his remaining soul, thinking it was a rice grain. And thus, Fecto Forgo is now officially dead.
=== Now ===
Elfilin just sorta sleeps on Kirby's bed, and lives in his house free of rent. I don't know how to end this so bye.
== Trivia ==
* Elfilin almost appeared in Gappy the Shame 7: Sus Again, but they couldn't get the rights to him, which is weird because those laws are nearly non-existent in the UnUniverse.
* It is rumored that Elfilin opened the rift that sucked The American Warthog into the UnUniverse.
* And yes, we know that Elfilin can't really open portals that well in Kirby canon, but... the UnUniverse works in mysterious ways...?
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