The Sesame Street Horror Special: The Bad Case of the Absent Parents

THE SESAME STREET HORROR SPECIAL: THE BAD CASE OF THE ABSENT PARENTS
by WileE2005
This is set around Season 30 (1998-1999) of "Sesame Street."
We start on the revival version of “Mysterious Theater” opening sequence, complete with eerie music and sound effects and the stylized painting of a sad woman in mourning clothes with a wine glass at a funeral placing her handkerchief on a grave, where the “MYSTERIOUS THEATER” title flashes on the tombstone to thunder crashing. Then we zoom into the grave until everything goes black, and then we come up to the library where Vincent Twice calmly sits in his armchair. His candle is lit, like always, and thunder is rumbling outside. He then turns to face the camera and begins his introduction.
Vincent Twice: Good evening, and welcome to a special edition of “Mysterious Theater.” I am your host, Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice. In tonight’s episode, I am presenting to you “The Sesame Street Horror Special.” It is a story about our trustworthy friend, Telly Monster. He is afraid that he is in… “The Bad Case of the Absent Parents!”
We fade to outside of the familiar apartment, addressed at 123 Sesame Street. It’s chilly outside, 
Baby Bear: 
Zoe:
Rosita: Hola, amigos!
Zoe: Hey, Rosita!
Baby Bear: Yo!
Rosita: 
Baby Bear: What's going on?!
Telly: I don't know.
Zoe: 
Telly: I don't have a mommy or a daddy...
Rosita: Aawww...
Zoe: Poor, Telly.
Baby Bear: Hey! I found a wanted poster
Rosita & Zoe: We've just wanted you to be happy! (both crying)
Baby Bear: Wait a second! You two and I have got some better ideas!
Rosita and Zoe: What better ideas?
Baby Bear: First, we've gotta find his parents, and fight crimes against that nasty beast! Are you guys with me, or what?!
Rosita & Zoe (except Telly): YES!
In Baby Bear's cottage house, he is looking at himself in the mirror trying to look strong while flexing his muscles.
Baby Bear: (in a voice) Aw, yeah! Come on! Yeah! Who wants to be a toughest grizzly bear in Sesame Street? Yeah!
Mama Bear: Baby Bear! Dinner's ready!
Baby Bear: Coming, Mamma Bear!
Papa Bear: 
Baby Bear: Hola, Rosita. It's me, Baby Bear!
Rosita: Hola, Baby Bear! Soy yo tu chica más dulce, Rosita.
Baby Bear: 
Rosita:
Baby Bear:
Rosita:
Baby Bear:
Papa Bear: And just where do you think you're going?
Baby Bear: To find my best friend, Telly's parents
Mama Bear: 
Baby Bear:
Papa Bear: That's our boy!
Zoe: Yo, Baby Bear!
Baby Bear: Yo, Zoe!
Zoe: You're just in time to 
Telly: Uh, dude? Like, have you guys seen my mommy and daddy? 
Zoe:
Rosita: Ta-da! How do you amigos like my cute outfit?
Zoe: Oh! You look perfect! 
Rosita: Gracias, mi amigos! 
(At Furry Arms Hotel) 
Benny the Rabbit: What do you want?! 
Baby Bear: 
Benny the Rabbit: Fine! You may enter. Have it your way! 
Baby Bear pushes Benny in front of 
Baby Bear: Woah! Look at all of these visitors 
Zoe: And, boy! Do I 
Rosita: Oh, look! Do you see what we see? 
Zoe: I wonder who are they doing now. 
Sherlock Hemlock: 
Telly: Umm..Hello. Uhh...Like, are you my mommy and daddy?
Ingrid: Huh? Why us?
Humphrey: Why 
Ingrid: In fact, my sweet little Natasha was the only child in 
Humphrey: Not to mention that we don't look like your parents.
(In the Cementary)
Sherlock Hemlock: Maybe we should split up.
Baby Bear: Good thinking, Sherlock.
(Cut to)
Telly: Like, Yooo-hooo!! Mommy! Daddy! Where are you?!! Come out, come out whenever you are!!
Zoe: Where could they be? 
Telly:
Zoe: 
(Cut to)
Baby Bear: Woah!
Rosita:
Baby Bear:
Baby Bear and Rosita: AAAAAAAAHH!!
Rosita:
Baby Bear: 
(Cut to)
(Cut to)
(Cut to)
Telly: Uhh..Like, who are you?
Fat Red Monster: I'm Terrence.
Thin Purple Monster: And I'm Sulley.
Both: And we're your fathers!
Telly: Like, how did you guys find me? 
Terrence: 
Sulley:
Zoe: Oh, no! He's getting away!
Baby Bear: Let's get that monster, gang! 
Sherlock Hemlock: After him, Watson!
Baby Bear: Now let's see who is that real culprit is.... 
All (except Telly): (gasps) Mr. Snuffleupagus?!
Baby Bear: It's him! You're the 
Snuffy: (yelling) It wasn't my fault! 
Baby Bear: You threw a hissy fit over your toys! 
Snuffy: (yelling) No! My little sister Alice was so mad at me because I didn't share my toys, and my mommy was also mad at me because I disrespect to her, and my best friend Bird was so mad at me too, because didn't even care about me anymore! 
Baby Bear: Maybe. 
Sherlock Hemlock: 
Snuffy: And I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids! 
Cop #1: What's going on
Baby Bear: Snuffy
Cop #2:
Snuffy: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T FAIR! I 
Papa Bear: Congratulations, son. We're very proud of you. 
Mama Bear: You stop that 
Baby Bear: Oh, why thank you! 
Rosita: 
Zoe: 
Telly: I love you daddy! 
Sulley: Aww..I love you too, son! 
Terrence: 
Billy: Glad 
Rosita: 
Baby Bear: 
Zoe: 
(Both Barkley and Watson howl together) 
Sherlock Hemlock: That's my dog. 
(All laugh) 
Now we pan back from the arbor, until we can see the Sesame Street lamppost and Vincent Twice in the foreground, watching what is happening. Vincent turns to face us as the “Mysterious Theater” closing theme starts up again.
Vincent Twice: And so ends “The Sesame Street Horror Special,” and that's how our friend Telly Monster finally got his parents back. Until then, I’m your host, Vincent Twice, Vincent Twice, saying “Good night” from “Mysterious Theater.”
the ending theme music…
THE END
== Trivia: ==
The entire special episode is a parody of the Scooby-Doo franchise.
* All the friends on Sesame Street parody a member of Mystery Inc., featuring Baby Bear as Fred Jones, Rosita as Daphne Blake, Zoe as Velma Dinkley, Telly Monster as Shaggy Rogers, and Barkley the Dog as Scooby-Doo.
* The T-Car serves as the Mystery Machine.
* All the "Risky-Comfort Rosita" jokes are based on "Scooby-Doo"'s "Danger-Prone Daphne" jokes.
* The two-headed ghoul is based on "The Creeper" from the Scooby-Doo franchise.
* Zoe dropping her glasses references Velma's running gag.
* Telly, playing as Shaggy, constantly says "Like", which is the latter's catchphrase.
* Rosita plays the role of Daphne, because Baby Bear is her love interest, similar to Fred and Daphne's relationship.
* When The Two-Headed Ghoul chases Telly Monster and Barkley, the music playing is a homage of every Scooby-Doo music chase scene.
* Sherlock Hemlock states Snuffy would’ve gotten away with it if it weren't for the meddling chumps, referred to as meddling kids. This is what happens in most Scooby-Doo endings.
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