Pooh's Heffalump Movie/Trailer transcripts

==Teaser Trailer==
(The teaser starts with the same MPAA trailer screen from The Incredibles teaser trailer, then fades to black, and fades in revealing the Walt Disney Pictures logo in a lavender background, with the castle outline and the "PICTURES" byline in orange. After the arch is formed, the screen fades to and from black, revealing the purple text, "COMING ONLY TO THEATERS FEBRUARY 2005")
Andy Geller: Coming only to theaters February 2005,
(Screen fades to and from black, revealing inside the forest of the Hundred Acre Wood)
There's something mysterious in the Hundred Acre Wood.
(A distant Heffalump trumpet plays in the background as we cut to Pooh gasping)
Something strange.
(We cut to Piglet gasping)
Something different.
(The Heffalump trumpet plays again and we cut to with Tigger gasping)
Piglet: It came at me in the dark!
Roo: I heard this really neat sound!
Tigger: It was terrible.
Rabbit: What's this all about?
Tigger: It chilled me to the bone!
Roo: I was asleep.
Rabbit: ONE AT A TIME!!!
(Everyone stops and sighs)
Thank you. (Starts tying his tie) Now, what is going....
(Tigger's shouting causes Rabbit to tighten his robe too much)
Tigger: Me! Pick me! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Rabbit: Uh, Tigger?
Tigger: There I was, sleeping, dreaming Tiggerish dreams. And suddenly....everything starts shaking.
(Screen cuts to footage from "The Tigger Movie" where Tigger catches Owl's portraits falling off the walls)
And then...it stops.
(Tigger onscreen is crushed by the other fallen portraits and the screen cuts to Kanga, Eeyore, Piglet, Roo and Pooh facing the screen in confusion)
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be.
(Screen fades from black after the archive footage of Roo rising up from under a log to reveal Rabbit inside the leaves of a tree)
A Heffalump!
(Piglet shrieks, and then the screen flashes to reveal a purple "Walt Disney Pictures presents" logo in front of the lavender background)
Andy Geller: Walt Disney Pictures presents an all-new animated adventure.
Roo: Heffalump?
Tigger: Heffalump.
Lumpy: Heffalump, Heffalump! I'm a Heffalump.
(Roo gasps and faints as we cut to an early version of the title logo)
Andy Geller: "Pooh's Heffalump Movie"!
Lumpy: That's what I am, all right. (Stands on two feet and goes back on all fours) A Heffalump.
(The title card for the release date slides down. Under the release date, we see Lumpy wagging the water off his body as Roo uses his arm to block the water, down below them, it reads copyright 2003 Disney Enterprises, Inc.)
== Theatrical Trailer ==
Ben Patrick Johnson: Coming only to theaters February 2005. There's something mysterious... something strange... something different in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be... a Heffalump.
Piglet: (screams)
Ben Patrick Johnson: Walt Disney Pictures presents, Pooh's Heffalump Movie.
Rabbit: The first Heffalump expedition in history.
Roo: Let's go get em!
Rabbit: A Heffalump expedition is fraught with danger.
Tigger: You just can't argue with a word like fraught.
Roo: Who's there?
Lumpy: I'm a Heffalump.
(Two Princes by Spin Doctors plays)
Lumpy: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Tigger: I like this kid already.
Lumpy: My name is Heffridge Trumpler Brompet Heffalump IV.
Pooh: It does sound rather Heffalumpish.
Ben Patrick Johnson: An all-new motion picture about the differences that bring us together and the friendships that last forever.
Pooh: If we didn't stick together, we would be very lost indeed.
Ben Patrick Johnson: Pooh's Heffalump Movie. Only in theaters, February 2005.
(words down below them reads copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc.)
Pooh: Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
Tigger: Hmmm... you got me there.
== Theatrical Trailer (Now Playing Version) ==
Ben Patrick Johnson: Now in Theaters. There's something mysterious... something strange... something different in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be... a Heffalump.
Piglet: (screams)
Ben Patrick Johnson: Walt Disney Pictures presents, Pooh's Heffalump Movie.
Rabbit: The first Heffalump expedition in history.
Roo: Let's go get em!
Rabbit: A Heffalump expedition is fraught with danger.
Tigger: You just can't argue with a word like fraught.
Roo: Who's there?
Lumpy: I'm a Heffalump.
(Two Princes by Spin Doctors plays)
Lumpy: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Tigger: I like this kid already.
Lumpy: My name is Heffridge Trumpler Brompet Heffalump IV.
Pooh: It does sound rather Heffalumpish.
Ben Patrick Johnson: An all-new motion picture about the differences that bring us together and the friendships that last forever.
Pooh: If we didn't stick together, we would be very lost indeed.
Ben Patrick Johnson: Pooh's Heffalump Movie. Now playing, Only in Theaters.
(words down below them reads copyright 2004 Disney Enterprises, Inc.)
Pooh: Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
Tigger: Hmmm... you got me there.
== DVD and Video Trailer (Coming Soon Version) ==
Ben Patrick Johnson: Coming soon to Disney DVD and Video. There's something mysterious... something strange... something different in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be... a Heffalump.
Piglet: (screams)
Ben Patrick Johnson: Walt Disney Pictures presents, Pooh's Heffalump Movie.
Rabbit: The first Heffalump expedition in history.
Roo: Let's go get em!
Rabbit: A Heffalump expedition is fraught with danger.
Tigger: You just can't argue with a word like fraught.
Roo: Who's there?
Lumpy: I'm a Heffalump.
(Two Princes by Spin Doctors plays)
Lumpy: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Tigger: I like this kid already.
Lumpy: My name is Heffridge Trumpler Brompet Heffalump IV.
Pooh: It does sound rather Heffalumpish.
Ben Patrick Johnson: An all-new motion picture about the differences that bring us together and the friendships that last forever.
Pooh: If we didn't stick together, we would be very lost indeed.
Ben Patrick Johnson: Pooh's Heffalump Movie. Coming soon to Disney DVD and Video.
Pooh: Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
Tigger: Hmmm... you got me there.
== DVD and Video Trailer (Now Available Version) ==
Ben Patrick Johnson: Now on Disney DVD and Video. There's something mysterious... something strange... something different in the Hundred Acre Wood.
Rabbit: There's only one thing it could be... a Heffalump.
Piglet: (screams)
Ben Patrick Johnson: Walt Disney Pictures presents, Pooh's Heffalump Movie.
Rabbit: The first Heffalump expedition in history.
Roo: Let's go get em!
Rabbit: A Heffalump expedition is fraught with danger.
Tigger: You just can't argue with a word like fraught.
Roo: Who's there?
Lumpy: I'm a Heffalump.
(Two Princes by Spin Doctors plays)
Lumpy: Woo-hoo-hoo!
Tigger: I like this kid already.
Lumpy: My name is Heffridge Trumpler Brompet Heffalump IV.
Pooh: It does sound rather Heffalumpish.
Ben Patrick Johnson: An all-new motion picture about the differences that bring us together and the friendships that last forever.
Pooh: If we didn't stick together, we would be very lost indeed.
Ben Patrick Johnson: Pooh's Heffalump Movie. Now on Disney DVD and Video.
Pooh: Did you happen to see the Heffalump I just captured?
Tigger: Hmmm... you got me there.
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