The Green Goose

The Green Goose was a sadistic, notorious criminal mastermind who wanted to take over the world. 
==Early Life==
The Green Goose was born during the Stone Age. Most depictions of him from that period describe him as a fluorescence green sociopath whose only intentions are to take over the world.
==Crimes committed==
* Attempting to take over the world with a giant missile disguised as a fairground ride.
* Jaywalking
* Theft of a Chupa-Chups lollipop (Cola flavour)
* Not paying his TV license