N. Trance

Nigel Trance is some distressingly weirdo egg in some mech armor who has anisocoria (one eye bigger than the other). He is also one of the various minions of the Teletubbies, which makes him the second one with an eye condition (after the heterochromatic Humbah).
What N. Trance brings to the table is his large right arm, which he uses for personal time hypnotism. Of course, mind control is already covered by Po and her Idiot Manipulation, but most Teletubbies believe that overkill is good. The Teletubbies don't dare eat eggs when he is in the room, or else he will probably leave.
We think his relationship with the Noo-Noo is pretty good, if only because Noo-Noo is a good hypno-pawn. He also sometimes uses the Teletubby Land Bunnies to act like some minions for him, until Thumper comes around to give him what for. This is a problem, as N. Trance is an egg, and Thumper is not at all weak.
On that note, N. Trance being an egg makes him a glass cannon; he can be useful, but it certainly won't last most of the time. N. Trance's head is weak to falling objects, blunt force, bullets, frying pans, and creatures that eat eggs, like Stupid Snake. His egg head is also not attached to his body, meaning he can fall out on occasion.
==History==
N. Trance was conceived in a very out of hand battle between the Angry Birds and the Bad Piggies. Let's just say that former members Victor and Moritz got Megapork involved, and then... oh. Once all was said and done, the egg that would soon be N. Trance was flung into space, and lots of radioactive material got caught on the shell. Finally, a dimensional rift sent him to the 5th Dimension, where he would be properly conceived. Since the hatchling inside the egg was to be a genetic brainiac, N. Trance was pretty smart.
Of course, N. Trance was practically helpless afterwards, no body, no way to move, no people around him. He did eventually drift somewhere into a public school, just sorta floating in the vacuum of space. He lived there for the next few years, learning the ropes of hypnotism. Of course, he had no way to use these skills, as he is but an egg.
Then came the faithful day. Another rift opened up and sent N. Trance hurdling like a meteorite into the Teletubby Land Acid Lake. Upon bobbing to the surface, Dipsy noticed him and threatened to kill this supposed invader. Once N. Trance revealed he did not even know the Teletubbies, Dipsy instead took pity on him and constructed a robot body that would freely let him hypnotize people with.
As of now, N. Trance is an infrequent, but certainly active, member of the Teletubby Army. It is known that Görcho tried to get the yolk in his head, but he was deterred when Po squirted some WD-40 on his antenna, saving N. Trance.
==Gallery==
N Trance With Arms.png|N. Trance, on the rare event of displaying his other hand.
==Trivia==
*Here's a list of users that get that one alternate name:
**Hoop
**Vesta
*According to Louie, N. Trance's egg whites and yolk taste like saurkraut and sausages, respecitvely. His legal advisor has told him to exclude such info from Louie's Notes.
*N. Trance onced tried to hypnotise Alt 1.0 into sabotaging The Holy Windmill. Good Dipsy interveined just in time, however.
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