Dancing Triangle

The Dancing Triangle, also known as the Dancing Triforce or the Triforce of the Arts, and allegedly the Triforce of Courage, is a crappy CGI yellow, metallic geometric shape with three sides born in the Bermuda Triangle, that wears Mickey Mouse's gloves and Sonic's shoes. One can assume that he's a member of the Illuminati, as he is a triangle after all. Some people, who are more or less as blind as a bat, are convinced that he's a sentient Dorito. He has also been reported to be a close relative of Bill Cipher.
== His Nature ==
He enjoys wearing their garments without their permission and performing strange dances that drive him into unconscious comas. It also doesn't help that music makes him lose control. He is only able to perpetually sways his arms to and fro in an infinite loop. The Dancing Triangle's most well-known act is when he danced to a cover of Foster the People's "Pumped-Up Kicks" by the Indian singer Tongo.
== His Parties ==
The Dancing Triangle likes to throw parties in random peoples' houses when they're not there. If the owner comes back, they're not on the guest list, and so are roleblocked for the night. For some reason, this also stops serial killers, werewolves, ghosts, and even vampires from coming over. Of course, when the owner finally gets in their house, they will see that everything has been converted to tris, the normals have been flipped, and that also the topology is dirty. It should also be mentioned that the Dancing Triangle almost exclusively targets Pixar employees.
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