The Curse of the Cannibal Ghost

The gang break down in front of an old mansion and encounter the Cannibal Ghost
== Script ==
(We open on nighttime, the gang are in a Volkswagen van, which is in the color of Sunset, it has a full windshield, Sunset is riding shotgun while Twilight is beside her and Flash drives)
Flash:What a perfect night for a drive.
(Timber pops out of the back)
Timber:You said it Flash.
Sunset:Yeah, if only it wasn't so stormy it'd be real perfect.
(Cuts to the back)
Lyra:I agree with Sunset. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go out tonight.
Trixie:Oh please, you're only letting your imagination get the best of you Lyra.
Rarity:Perhaps it really wasn't such a good idea.
Fluttershy:Yeah, it's quite scary out there.
Bulk:It's ok Fluttershy, we're all in the van here.
Gloriosa:And the best part is that we can't get involved with a mystery.
Spike:Yeah, it's great! This is the best road trip ever!
Winona:Yeah, you said it Spike.
(Cuts to the front seat)
Sci-Twi:Wait, what's that up ahead?
(Wallflower pokes her head out)
Wallflower:You mean the petunia patch?
Sci-Twi:No, not the petunia patch. That haunted looking house on that horrible looking hill.
Wallflower:I don't even know what that is up there.
(Cuts to Sandalwood and Micro Chips)
Micro Chips:Oh, why that's just the haunted house on horror hill. We might find a mystery there since it's only been rumored to be haunted.
(Noises is heard and we cut to the van sputtering and stops and we cut to Flash)
Flash:I'll look at the damage gang.
(Gets out and we cut to him looking into the engine and we cut to the gang)
Sunset:Well. what's the damage?
(Cuts to Flash)
Flash:Cable cords snapped off. Just like in Transylvania when we were on our way to the local music festival and we broke down in front of Nosferatu's castle that the mayor and innkeeper warned us away from.
(Cuts to Spike)
Spike:Yeah, the innkeeper was a shot fat fella. The mayor was a fat tall guy. And he was the ghost and he and his assistant only did if for tourism, but they still went to jail for their crimes.
(Cuts to Apple Bloom with him)
Apple Bloom:Don't remind us.
(Cuts to Winona)
Winona:Anybody remember when we were fixing up Canterlot Park, pet shelter and food bank?
(Cuts to the group)
Fluttershy:Yes, and it was lovely.
Rarity:It sure was darling and it was lovely to help out the community for a change and it was only after we caught the sea monster haunting the beach. It was a smuggler.
(Cuts to Juniper and Wallflower)
Juniper:So now that the van's gonna need some new spark cables, what'll we do now?
Wallflower:Yeah, we could be in trouble if we don't know where we are.
(Cuts to outside where an old man, who is thin, elderly, bald on top, with long stringy hair on the sides, he has a big nose and a long chin, and has overalls, he carries a pitchfork and lantern)
Crotchety Harlen:(Sees the gang)Hey what are you kids doin here?
(Cuts to Flash screaming, we cut to Rarity screaming and then to Fluttershy screaming and we cut to Crotchety Harlen)
Crotchety Harlen:I said, what are you kids doin here?
(Cuts to the back doors of the van, the backseat passengers get out)
Aria:Lost, that's what we're doing here old man.
(Cuts to the Crotchety Harlen)
Crotchety Harlen:Well ya better be on your way outta here and how, cause of the Haunted House on Horror Hill.
(Cuts to Twilight going up to him)
Sci-Twi:Who are you?
Crotchety Harlen:Name's Crotchety Harlen. I'm the farmer around these here parts.
(Cuts to Applejack)
Applejack:It's always a pleasure meeting a farmer. I'm a farmer myself.
(Cuts to scene)
Crotchety Harlen:Well you better be on your way quick as possible.
Flash:But that's just it sir. I think we're lost.
(Cuts to Snips and Snails)
Snips and Snails:Lost?!
(They shiver in fright and we cut to Timber)
Timber:And that's never a good thing.
(Cuts to Twilight, Flash and Crotchety Harlen)
Flash:Where can we settle for the night until we get our van fixed?
Crotchety Harlen:The Haunted House on Horror Hill. But I must warn ya. Beware of the ghost that haunts that house.
(Cuts to Snips, Snails, Spike, Fluttershy and Timber)
Snips, Snails, Spike, Fluttershy and Timber:Ghost?!
(Cuts back to Crotchety Harlen)
Crotchety Harlen:Aye. A cannibal one at that too. He's called the Cannibal Ghost. This part of the woods ain't safe at night.
(Cuts to Flash, Sunset, Twilight and Crotchety Harlen)
Flash:(Rubs his chin)And you're sure that's what we're dealing with? 
(Cuts to Sandalwood and Micro Chips, Micro Chips rubs his chin)
Micro Chips:You are certain that's what we're dealing with right?
(Closeup of Sandalwood)
Sandalwood:A cannibal ghost? Dude that is so bogus.
(Cuts to a closeup of Crotchety Harlen)
Crotchety Harlen:Oh I'm sure alright. First you'll hear the moanin', the terrible moanin'. Then you'll see the trail of ectoplasmic goo, the terrible trail of ectoplasmic goo. Then there comes the chain rattling. The terrible chain rattling!
(Cuts to Aria who laughs and we cut to Sandalwood and Fluttershy, Fluttershy covers her ears in right)
Sandalwood:Stop it old man! Seriously dude, that's enough! You're scaring Fluttershy.
(Cuts to Bulk and Rarity, Bulk has Rarity in his arms)
Bulk:And Rarity too.
(Cuts to Flash, Sunset and Twilight with Crotchety Harlen)
Flash:Yeah, that's enough Crotchety Harlen!
Crotchety Harlen:Oh, am I scaring your girls with ya here?
Sci-Twi:No, you're scaring Snips, Snails, Timber and Spike. 
Sunset:Yeah, you're frightening them.
(Cuts to the boys and dog holding onto each other and we cut to Applejack and Apple Bloom, Applejack shakes her sister like pony Applejack to pony Apple Bloom in Birdie Gossip)
Applejack:Yeah an' you're scarin' the wits outa my sister here.
(Cuts to a closeup of Apple Bloom, she says as she is shaken)
Apple Bloom:(Shakingly)He's not!
(Applejack stops shaking her and her eyes spin around and we cut to Winona)
Winona:That ghost story ain't gonna frighten me away. No sire! This hungry phantom might be a bad guy in a mask.
(Cuts back to scene)
Adagio:Yes and we handle this sort of thing before.
Micro Chips:Yes we have. Some ghost pirates haunting a beach in South Carolina was really a thief wanted by the feds and he operated holograms of skeletal ghost pirates while he was the captain.
Sandalwood:And that was only in Charleston. And there's the time when we solved the mystery involving the Evil Mystery Inc framing out friends of the Scooby-Doo Gang. It turned out to be J.C. Chasez trying to blame them.
(Cuts to Crotchety Harlen)
Crotchety Harlen:If ya think that'll scare ya. Then wait until ya actually do see it.
(Cuts to the Dazzlings)
Sonata:And before that we caught the Succubus that was really a man trying to get a land for a new apartment complex. After the real one took off with his foreman he hired. Before that we were on the road and caught the Ghostly Farmer who was in a real estate scam to get his family's farm back. Then there was this case we solved involving us staying the night at a spooky mansion and the host there was pretending to be a ghoul to scam us out of our money. Then the Loony Space Kook was the caretaker trying to steal the deed to sale it to a real estate developer. The Crazed Carnival Robot after that was the carnival manager and she was trying to destroy the place so people wouldn't come. The Scarier was a jewel thief and he was trying to find a safe full of jewels on a farm property. Then the Black Knight was a curator working with a security guard to make art forgeries. The Ghost of Captain McGyver was a tax accountant trying to get beach front property and find a sunken treasure. Then when we were on our way to the town that had the succubus problem, we broke down in front of a cemetery and the Headless Gargoyle was a wanted jewel thief. Then when we got to the town, we caught the Mummy haunting a museum which was a researcher working with a security guard so they can steal the treasure, the Headless Horseman was a real estate developer trying to get the land of the town. The Phantom was a thief haunting a house to keep his stolen loot there. The Zombie was a prop collector woman who was wanting to sell them for a fortune.
(Aria is annoyed)
Aria:He gets it Sonata!
Adagio:(To Crotchety Harlen)You'll have to excuse them. (Annoyed look)They're idiots.
(Aria and Sonata go "Hm")