Transcripts/Impa Finds A New Distraction

This is the transcribed dialogue and actions from the episode Impa Finds A New Distraction.
King Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon.
The scene rewinds, and the camera cuts to Impa, who can be seen viewing Harkinian on her Triforce of Wisdom. She then resumes watching.
Harkinian: Zelda, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon...
The speech begins to speed up. Impa is now freezing time for a few seconds, with no trace of movement. She then skips to the part where Link is asked to join Ganon.
Ganon: Join me, Link, and I will make your face--
She then traps him into the book of Koridai and repeatedly slams him between the pages of the book.
This action also causes Gwonam to repeatedly run over Link with his magic carpet. All of this ends when someone anonymously throws a triforce at Impa. All of the normal actions start to resume.
Link gets hit by the carpet and Ganon remains trapped in the now-closed book of Koridai. The castle crumbles to pieces.
The scene finally cuts to Namowg watching a soap opera on TV until his phone rings. He then smashes the receiver.
The episode ends shortly after.
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