Pilot (SpongeBob: PattyPocalypse)

Pilot (SpongeBob: PattyPocalypse) is the first episode and pilot of SpongeBob: PattyPocalypse. It is a 2-Parter.
== Transcript ==
=== Part 1 ===
* (The Episode Begins with a shot of SpongeBob's Pineapple House, with SpongeBob walking out the front door. He is going to work at the Krusty Krab.)
* SpongeBob: I'm Ready! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!
* (SpongeBob then walks some more, and finds the Krusty Krab.)
* SpongeBob: *Opens the door* Well, back to the old grind!
* Mr. Krabs: SpongeBoy Me Bob!
* SpongeBob: Hello, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: Hello, SpongeBob. Get to work, me boy!
* SpongeBob: Okay, Mr. Krabs. *Walks into kitchen*
* Squidward (Thinking): *Sigh*, another day at the grease trap known as the Krusty Krab. I wish there were more employees rather than customers! Then I could just stay at home, with mostly no SpongeBob.
* Squidward: Hey, Mr. Krabs!
* Mr. Krabs: Yes, Mr. Squidward?
* Squidward: Will we possibly be getting New Employees anytime soon?
* Mr. Krabs: *Laughs* Of course not, Mr. Squidward! With SpongeBob around, we won't even need more than the 2 of ya. Y'know why?
* Squidward: No, why?
* Mr. Krabs: Because SpongeBob is more prepared to do any job around here, whether it's takin' out the trash or taking your place at the cash register, I don't even know what it could be like with only one employee around here! *Laughs*
* Squidward (Thinking): I gotta get rid of SpongeBob somehow, then Mr. Krabs will hire new employees. It's so simple! But where and how will I get rid of him?
* Mr. Krabs: Now, time to fix the safe for me Secret Formuler! That Plankton will never get in anytime soon, because we have SpongeBob! 
* Squidward (Thinking): That's it, Plankton! I'll borrow that Portal Gun that he broke in with yesterday!
* (Squidward runs over to the Chum Bucket to get Plankton's Portal Gun, and he hides it in the back of his shirt. He then runs back to the Krusty Krab, and into the kitchen.)
* Squidward: Hey, SpongeBob!
* SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! What is it?
* Squidward: Well, SpongeBob, I found this Portal Gun lying on the floors of the Krusty Krab, and guess what?
* SpongeBob: Chicken Butt? *Laughs*
* Squidward: Umm, no. There's a Dimension in here where everything is made out of Krabby Patties, there are more than 500,000 Krusty Krabs there, and there are a whole lot of customers! They're waiting for you!
* SpongeBob: Really?
* Squidward: Yes, Really!
* SpongeBob: Really Really?
* Squidward: Yes, Really!
* SpongeBob: Really Really Really?
* Squidward: SPONGEBOB! Do you want to serve customers in a Patty-Built Universe or not?
* SpongeBob: Yes, Squidward!
* Squidward: *Shoots a Portal from the Portal Gun* Now Jump in!
* SpongeBob: Patty Bottom, here I come!
* (The Portal then closes and SpongeBob is gone.)
* Squidward: Patty Bottom, that Freakin' SpongeBob will believe anything!
* Mr. Krabs: Hey, Squidward, what're ya doin' in the kitchen?
* Squidward: I just sent SpongeBob into a entirely different dimension! *Laughs*
* Mr. Krabs: Y'know, I can't tell if you're joking or not.
* (Meanwhile, SpongeBob is falling into the dimension, and he reaches the ground.)
* SpongeBob: Ouch, my Captain's Quarters! Hey, where are all the Krabby Patties and Customers?
* (SpongeBob looks around and begins to notice that he isn't in a Patty-Built dimension like Squidward said.)
* SpongeBob: Holy Crap, are those freaking Patty Zombies?
* Zombies: *Groans*
* SpongeBob: THOSE ARE PATTY ZOMBIES! *Starts running*
* (SpongeBob then looks around more and realizes that everything is destroyed, mangled, and abandoned.)
* SpongeBob: Holy Crap again, this isn't Patty Bottom, this is... APOCALYPSE BOTTOM!!!
* To Be Continued!
=== Part 2 ===
* (The Episode Continues with SpongeBob Running from 4 Krabby Patty Zombies, which are chasing him.)
* SpongeBob: What the hell? Why is Bikini Bottom like this? And more importantly, are there any other people left?
* (Suddenly, SpongeBob spies a hole in the ground.)
* SpongeBob: Hey, a hole! And it looks big enough for me to squeeze right in! I can hide from the Patty Zombies here.
* (SpongeBob crawls into the hole, revealing a giant hideout with the only 3 survivors left, which are none other than Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward. They are at a table, playing Go Fish.)
* SpongeBob: What the?
* Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward: What the?
* SpongeBob: GUYS! How did...you...end up...here...and...why...is...Bikini...Bottom...so different?
* Sandy: Well, it happened about 12 days ago when you disappeared into an alternate dimension, thanks to Squidward over here!
* Squidward: Umm, hi? *Laughs Nervously*
* Patrick: We were looking for you, buddy! And the citizens of Bikini Bottom were, too.
* SpongeBob: So this is what happened to Bikini Bottom while I was technically gone?
* Sandy: Yeah, kind of. Mr. Krabs went missing 4 days ago, and Plankton probably has the Krabby Patty Formula by now.
* SpongeBob: Aw Crap! We've gotta stop him before things get worse!
* Squidward: Hey, speaking of "Before things get worse", look over there!
* (SpongeBob, Sandy, and Patrick look to where Squidward is pointing, and they see the 4 Krabby Patty Zombies that were chasing SpongeBob earlier, which are in the hideout.)
* Sandy: Damn it, they found our hideout!
* Patrick: This is a hideout?
* Squidward: We have to get to the weapons room, before they devour us!
* (The Gang heads to the Weapons Room, which is filled with weapons.)
* Sandy: *Takes AK-47*
* Patrick: *Takes Shotgun*
* Squidward: *Takes AUG*
* Sandy: SpongeBob, take this Laser Rifle!
* SpongeBob: *Takes the Laser Rifle*
* (SpongeBob, Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward walk up to the zombies, prepared to shoot at them.)
* Sandy: Prepare to die, Meat Freaks!
* (The Gang fires at the Zombies, and a battle occurs. As the Zombies get closer to the Weapons room, SpongeBob takes a Blue Knife, and starts to cut the Zombies's heads one by one. Patrick also grabs an M9 as an extra gun. Soon after, all the zombies are defeated and blood is everywhere.)
* SpongeBob: Hey, we defeated all the Zombies!
* Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob!
* Sandy: Let's Celebrate!
* SpongeBob: But first, we should clean up this bloody mess. 
* Squidward: Yeah, or maybe it'll attract more Zombies!
* (After cleaning the blood up on the floor, The Gang sits down at the table and continue playing Go Fish, as we see a shot of the entrance to the hideout to the hole as they resume the game.)
* (End)
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