Lana Retrodus

Lana is a silly little blingo she is schizophrenic and shes so cute and funny and is probably a lesbian EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW FAAAGGGITT
== Backstory ==
Lana was born in a small Alaskan village, being put up for adoption as a baby. She spent her childhood years alone, thinking about her parents and where they could have gone, she rejected others' affection until she got news from them, which never happened. In her teen years, she thought she wasn't important enough for them to come back to and decided to prove her value by finding them by herself. She ran away from home, but in doing so accidentally came across her first magic user, a powerful alien creature which forcefully transferred forbidden magical knowledge onto her and then flew away in order to tell its species about Earth. After that, she never returned to the orphanage. 
After weeks of being troubled by horrible dreams and thoughts she decided to travel to a magic user in order to erase her memory and perhaps, find her true parents through spells. She went to the temple of a great magician called Azure, which was completely uncapable of erasing her memory and deciphering the messages the creature had left behind. As Lana was leaving the temple, frustrated and scared, Azure warned her that she would never be capable of having a normal life again, as any magic user with thought/mind reading capabilities will want her forbidden knowledge, and she may be hunted for this for the rest of her life. If she finds a way to decipher the knowledge, she may become one of the most powerful beings of the multiverse, or perhaps it will amount to nothing, all that is known is that the knowledge transferred upon her is related to Black Magic and extremely powerful, but its purpose is unknown. Azure put an anti-tracking spell on Lana so she could not be found and told her to go somewhere inconspicuous.
Weeks went by, and Lana had finally found somewhere inconspicuous she could live in. A random ass neighborhood in Atlanta, where she spent most of her days trying to forget the things she had seen and learned, avoiding what she couldn't understand through the constant use of drugs and racking up a huge amount of debt. One day, she was visited by a young debt collector who ended up becoming her only friend as he would visit her every day awaiting when she would finally pay off her rapidly increasing debt, but that day never came. Eventually he would only visit to smoke weed with her, as he had a nigh infinite supply due to being a gang member, after a few weeks the gang intervened, forcing Lana out of her own home as well as putting the debt collector in the most risky job they could find (as a punishment), which almost costed his life, but that is a story for another page.
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Category:Chapter 1