Apocalypse Harley

"Apocalypse Harley", Way to Die #445, is the seventh and final death to be featured in "Eat, Pray, Die", which aired on October 16, 2011.
== Plot ==
This next story falls into our alternate universe "what if" category. This actor didn't really die, he just put on a display of ego and excess that was so over the top even by Hollywood standards, we thought it'd be fun to knock him down a peg or two. Let's call him Harley. Harley, a Charlie Sheen knock-off celebrity cocaine and sexuality addict, is pursued by the "Hollywood Hitman" so he can be told that he's "fired". However, Harley, strung out, goes into the kitchen to snort more cocaine plus a shot of tiger blood and grab a machete. Harley then circles the hitman with the machete, but accidentally trips and impales himself, and with his final word "Winning!", he finally dies.
"Success in Hollywood is fleeting. But when it happens, people often become ego-tistical monsters. Let Harley's fictional demise be a lesson to all wannabe stars - If you make it to the top, it's a long fall to the bottom. And the landing hurts like a bitch."
Hitman: Goddesses... that's a wrap.