Expedition to kepler186f

Some astronauts were forced to find a planet similar to Earth as they caused too much destruction and chaos.
Their names are Amachiel, Jertrude and Zirachem. Governments tried to send them in jail, but they kept escaping by manipulating others and breaking out by making tools.
So NASA got their hands, locked them in a spaceship and sent them far away in space to find what they thought was impossible.
Five years later the outlaws were still stranded in space, but at this point there was nowhere to escape.
So they decided to eat canned foods and drinks from their kitchen. They were being monitored 24/7, but somehow at midnight a planet awaited them that resembled the Earth.
Some life was discovered thanks to their radar and they landed. At this point the door unlocked as they put on their space suits.
They stood upon new grounds, and lo and behold the gravity was the same as Earth's. Water and food were readily available and alien creatures lived.
The team met up and talked.
Amachiel: How shall we proceed?
Jertrude: We should grab a few edible fruits, grab water and give it to NASA so that they can remove our record.
Zirachem: No, I am on the side of stealing it for a pretty penny.
Jertrude pushed Zirachem on the ground and tried to kick him in the face, but Amachiel calmed them both down and they decided to explore at first.
But a few meters away in a forest they saw a base of operations that seemed secretive.
Amachiel: What do you think it is?
Zirachem: Maybe it's some kind of government building or military base.
Jertrude: Maybe it's headquarters for a hero team... or a villain team.
Zirachem: You sound like you've been watching too many superhero cartoons.
Jertrude: Maybe, but it looks like a base for some bunch that doesn't want to found easily.
Amachiel: There's probably dangerous stuff inside.
Zirachem: But there might be stuff that could be helpful to us inside too.
Jertrude: I think you're just looking for stuff to steal and sell, but you might be right. Maybe there are supplies we could use.
Amachiel: What do you think? Should we try to enter and look around?
The group decided to go for a vote and the choice that had the most hands up was to go inside. Jertrude was angered by this but he had no choice but to follow them.
So the team ran towards the base and lasers began to shoot them from the walls of the base. Somehow they were able to prevent the lasers from burning them by hiding behind walls.
They proceeded further and homing missiles followed them. They had to outsmart them, so they jumped and flipped near the walls, which ended up in the missiles blowing up some walls.
The last obstacles were bombs. They had a set timer to throw them off of them. They all threw them on the entrance and the door broke open.
As they entered they found a large maze with metallic walls. A voice came out from an intercom.
???: THIS BASE IS FOR PRIVATE MEMBERS ONLY! LEAVE NOW OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Jertrude: Look what you guys got us into! We could die because of this!
The door behind them locked up with shudders.
Zirachem: We probably should have stayed outside and gathered the fruits!
Jertrude: Well, no effing kidding!
Amachiel: No time for arguing now! Save your energy for getting out of here!
Zirachem: Yeah, you're right!
Jertrude: The walls look too tall and smooth to climb up. We'll have to solve the maze.
Amachiel: Let's go, then. Let's hope there's nothing dangerous in this maze.
They turned corners and tried to go down hallways in the maze. Sometimes they were successful and other times the paths turned out to be dead ends, causing the three to have to go back the way they came and try a different way. 
At one point, they found some strange crystals.
Zirachem: Hey, look at those!
Amachiel: Why are there crystals in a maze?
Jertrude: It might be some kind of trick! Even if it's not a trick, we'd probably get in trouble for touching them.
Zirachem: GAH, FREAK IT!
He took them and shared them with the others, and as they arrived to an exit many flames came over them and they got protected by shields from the crystals.
Jertrude: Ha, for once stealing was the solution...
Amachiel: It's still wrong to steal. However, I just fought people in anger.
Zirachem: That's way worse, man.
As they entered they were surrounded by astronauts that aimed their laser guns at them.
Zirachem: OH, WHAT NOW!?
The astronauts said in unison, THIEVES MAY NOT PROCCURE. DEATH IS THE SOLUTION.
Amachiel: I think they are hypnotized or something! Look, man, we just wanna...
The astronauts shot them with many lasers and the gang managed to avoid them and protect themselves.
They punched and kicked them and the fight lasted for awhile.
They ended up winning somehow.
Jertrude: Okay, guys, we should head out!
Zirachem stole what the astronauts had and a wall blew up, showcasing a huge robot with laser machine guns and a treasure within its torso. A driver seemed to be in the cockpit.
Zirachem: Oh, man, we're rich... hold on, that machine was stolen as this metal is nowhere around this place! Bro, join us!
The robot did not answer.
Jertrude: I don't think it's on our side...
The robot shot many lasers out of its machine guns.
The crystal shield helped protect them at first, but it started to get damaged more and more.
Amachiel: The shield might not last! We need a strategy!
Jertrude: Wait, this might help!
He took out three fruits.
Zirachem: So you stole fruits after all!
Jertrude: No, I picked one for each of us to eat in case we got hungry while looking around in here!
Zirachem: Oh...sorry, man!
Jertrude tossed a fruit as hard as he could at the robot's cockpit. It splattered all over into a pulpy, juicy mess, covering part of the cockpit window and preventing the pilot from seeing clearly. However, the robot managed to shoot right after Jertrude threw the fruit. A laser hit Jertrude in the shoulder, causing him to scream out in pain!.
Zirachem: You're hurt!
Jertrude: We'll worry about it later! Let's attack that thing now while the pilot is having trouble seeing!
Amachiel: Jertrude, stay behind the shield! Jertrude, use whatever you took from the guards to attack!
The mech fired, but its aim was off because of its vision being obscured. As the pilot tried to use one of the robot arms to wipe off the fruit, Amachiel ran up to it and kicked one of its legs. The robot started to stumble.
Zirachem: I think you're starting to knock it off balance!
He took out a large knife he had taken from one of the astronauts, ran up, and stabbed the robot above the knee. The blade didn't do much as much as he hoped, but it did damage the leg a little. While Amachiel and Zirachem kept attacking the leg, Jertrude held a crystal shield in front of him and tackled the robot. 
The robot fell down. It fired more lasers, but the three avoided them. They jumped on the robot, kicked it, and hit it. The robot's arms flailed, hitting them a couple times and causing some damage. Eventually, though, the robot got damaged enough that it stopped moving.
Amachiel: I'm starting to feel sick.
Zirachem: I'll have to spend some of the money from selling this stuff I stole on medical bills! I wish we could go home!
Amachiel: I do too!
Jertrude: So do I! I wonder if the people in this place were people who had to leave their homes too. 
Amachiel: Let's unmask this driver! 
As they were about to take out the cockpit window, the mech blew up. A circular shaped craft came out of it and a giant black and white bunny face appeared. 
The team was gravely hurt but they ate the rest of the fruit and got their health back. 
Spaceships came out of the ground and the team went inside. Luckily they were easy to drive so they took off and stopped in front of the giant angry head. 
Amachiel tried to reason with the head with his radio. 
Amachiel: Please do not show any signs of aggression! We can- 
But two hands popped up to join the head and the left one tried to take down Amachiel's ship. 
He swiftly aileron rolled over the hand, but but the giant head ate Jertrude's ship and it got destroyed into many pieces. 
Amachiel: NO, JERTRUDE! 
Zirachem: Lets avenge him together, brother! 
Amachiel: We're not brothers, man, we're just cellmates... 
They both shot the night vision glasses off the face and they broke apart. Then lasers came out of its eyes that went up and down. 
They veered to the left and the right with a barrel roll and they shot the eyes. They blew up after a few shots but it was still alive. 
The arms began to flail wildly. Somehow they were able to avoid and blow up the hands as well with bombs. 
Zirachem shot the face with many bombs. It finally fell on the metallic floor and it blew up to smithereens. 
They got out of the base and flied back to space. 
Amachiel: BRO, WHATABOUT THE LOOT IN THE MECH!? 
Zirachem: Dude, who cares at this point!? I don't want to die or see you die! 
They drove back in the Sahara Desert and lived there for many years by drinking cactus water, making fires and tents, and eating many insects. 
They were safe from the law and they eventually managed to change their ways. 
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