Chum Ways to Die

Chum Ways to Die is a music video where SpongeBob and Patrick sing about the dangers of chum, also featuring Plankton. It is a parody of the popular internet video Dumb Ways to Die. 
==Lyrics==
SpongeBob: Hello, Krusty Krab patrons. Today is safety week, and me and my best friend came up with this little number.Patrick: Numbers? I hate math!SpongeBob: Not those numbers, Pat. I mean a song.Patrick: I love singing!
{song begins}
Set chum onto your hair
Feed chum to a hungry sea bear
Eat a bucket of chum that's out of date
Use chum as your jellyfish bait
Chum ways to die
So many chum ways to die
Chum ways to di-i-ie
So many chum ways to die!
Eat chum with a fork
Use chum to do electrical work
Splash a drop of chum in your eye
Eat a 2-week old moldy chum pie
Chum ways to die
So many chum ways to die
Chum ways to di-i-ie
So many chum ways to die!
Invite a chum salesman inside
Bury yourself on the beach in high tide
Eat chum when you're in outer space
Use a pile of chum as a hiding place
Chum ways to die
So many chum ways to die
Chum ways to di-i-ie
So many chum ways to die!
Keep a chum monster as a pet
Buy lots of chum on the internet
Eat a tube of chum just because
(Patrick) I wonder what this red button does...
Chum ways to die
So many chum ways to die
Chum ways to di-i-ie
So many chum ways to die!
Go near hooks and bait during fishing season
Disturb a hive of jellyfish for no good reason...
Stand in the middle of a puddle of chum
Swallow a bucket of chum in one bite
Cover yourself with boiling chum
It may not rhyme but it's quite possibly...
The chummiest way to die
The chummiest way to die
The chummiest way to di-i-ie
So many chum, so many chum ways to die!
{song ends}
SpongeBob: We were gonna call it Chum-related Ways to Die, but it felt too wordy.Plankton: It's all lies and propoganda!
{Patrick pushes the red button and sparks a chum explosion}
Category:Songs
Category:Parodies
Category:Music