Brewer Family 2022 Hanukkah, Christmas and New Year's Eve

== After thanksgiving ==
[A Black Friday sale is announced]
== Hanukkah ==
== 3 weeks before Christmas ==
[Satsuki is shoplifting a pair of sunglasses]
== 2 weeks before Christmas ==
== 1 week before Christmas ==
== 4 days before Christmas ==
== 2 days before Christmas ==
== Christmas Eve ==
== Christmas Day ==
Nicole: "It was Christmas morning. The kids got a chance to open some presents."
Templeton: "I can't wait to open up my presents!"
[Ai looks inside her stocking]
Ai: " "
[Akio looks inside his stocking]
Akio: " "
[Adrianne looks inside her stocking]
Adrianne: "Awesome! I got "
[January looks inside her stocking]
January: "Amazing! I've got "
[Templeton looks inside his stocking]
Tampleton: "I've got "
[Toshihiro looks inside his stocking]
Toshihiro: " "
[The 16-year-olds look inside their stockings and find nothing but big, fat, dirty lumps of coal]
Satsuki: "我々は、すべての石炭手に入れました！" (Translated: "We all got coal!")
Sachiko: "これは公平ではないです!" (Translated: "THIS IS NOT FAIR!")
Shinsaku: "サンタは豚です！" (Translated: "Santa is a pig!")
Satomi: "彼はそう、このためにお金を払うつもりです！" (Translated: "Yes, he is going to pay for this!")
[Ai opens up all her presents]
Ai: " "
[Akio opens up all his presents]
Akio: " "
[Adrianne opens up all her presents]
Adrianne: "Fantastic! I've got "
[January opens up all her presents]
January: "Wow! I've got "
[Templeton opens up all his presents]
Templeton: " "
[Toshihiro opens up all his presents]
Toshihiro: " "
[The 16-year-olds open their present to reveal a note that reads "Satomi, Sachiko, Satsuki and Shinsaku, you four were very bad this year. You shoplifted from stores, attacked your family, lacerated your brother Akio, broke his femur, humerus, tibia, and fibula, insulted him by calling him a four-eyed redneck who walks like a guy who drank alcohol, showed very little or no respect for authority, skipped school and ruined holidays. Signed, Santa." in cursive]
Sachiko: "ああ、くそ！" (Translated to: "OH, (bleep)!")
Shinsaku: "ろくでなし！" (Translated to: "SON OF A (bleep)!")
Satsuki: "失せろ！" (Translated to: "(bleep) OFF!!!")
Satomi: "サンタクロースは死ななければならない！" (Translated to: "Santa Claus must die!")
Shinsaku: "女の子は、私たちは若い人と愛とアキオを攻撃するつもりだ！" (Translated to: "Girls, we're going to attack the young people and Ai and Akio!")
Sachiko: "大腿骨、上腕骨、脛骨、および腓骨を壊すつもりです!" (Translated to: "We're going to break the femurs, humeruses, tibias, and fibulas!")
Satomi: "そして、我々はそれらをすべて裂くと刺すつもりです!" (Translated to: "And we're going to lacerate and stab all of them!!!")
Satsuki: " " (Translated to: " ")
== New Year's Eve ==
[Satsuki is drinking wine]
Satsuki: "Waa...taashiiii...keeeeraiiii...aaaaaa...aaaaa...新しい....年iiiii....nuuuuuu.....イブ...." (Translated: "I hate New Year's Eve!"
[Satsuki vomits on the floor]
== 2022 becomes 2023 ==
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