Mustachio

MUSTACHIOThere lived a certain man in Russia long agoHe was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Mustachio is a Void monster in Venture.
== Appearance ==
Mustachio is a green pistachio with a yellow shell, with black, muscular arms and legs and white gloves. Mustachio also wears a black and green thing over his crotch (unless that IS his crotch). He also has white eyes with black irises, black eyebrows, and a black mustache.
== Background ==
Mustachio is an achievement in the Valve game Left 4 Dead. Brendan, upon first seeing him, mistook him for a Bendy & the Ink Machine character, but on further research, he released he was a Left 4 Dead one, and decided to include him in Venture as an Easter Egg.
== Spawning ==
Mustachio cannot technically spawn, however, an extremely faded version of his Garry's Mod model can be seen when looking down into the Void.
== In Venturian Battle ==
Mustachio can be seen dabbing behind a tree in Waldurc Woodland.
== In Venture Halloween ==
Mustachio can briefly be seen smoking sticky icky in the Hell Castle.
== Trivia ==
* A lot of people mistake him for a taco or a lemon, but he is actually a pistachio.
* His theme song is Rasputin by Boney M.
* Him and The Nigh Omnipotent Lemon are friends.
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