MS Paint Land

The Microsoft Paint Dimension (known informally as MS Paint Land) is a dimension/country located within the United States of UnAmerica, specifically in the south. It was originally created by Bill Gates as a way to house the Microsoft employees (and keep them in slavery), but it soon became home to sapient MS Paint drawings (like the Powers of Weakness, or juno, or any creature that wasn't adopted during the Adopt A Drawing events at the time). It's a strange place indeed, but it won't kill you. At least, we don't think it'll kill you.
MS Paint Land is mostly a white void of nothingness. Kind of looks like what a lot of people picture Nowhere as being, or like that one place where Squidward went while trying to be alone. Sometimes, there's a poorly-drawn house or two, but that's about it when it comes to scenery. This is reflected in the flag, which is just the name of the country on a white background. Real creative, isn't it.
== Residents ==
No, not the band, stupid! These are people who live here, either full-time or part-time.
* PatMat
* Juno
* Powers of Weakness
* Mr. Deranged
* Greeny Phatom (regretfully)
* Various Microsoft employees
* Tittytubbies
* TBH Creatures
== Language ==
The distinct subset of English spoken in MS Paint Land (sometimes known as "technobabble" by non-MS Paint Land natives, with its proper name being "netspeak") is a weird language that mixes internet funnies with internet oddities. Here's some of their slang!
* "drinkin' outta cups" - being stupid.
* "freakin' janky" - very bad/crudely made.
* "lol"/"rofl" - alternative to "haha". "rofl" is quite a rare term, nowadays, although its often used by Microsoft Sam.
* "dolla dolla billz" - UnDollars (sometimes also called "munty")
* "-ish" - similar to, not quite but could still be described as
* "not my chair, not my problem" - a common life philosophy of MS Paint Land residents.
* "wot!?" - an expression of surprise, similar to WHOA!
* "hogoween" - Halloween
== Trivia ==
* MS Paint Land is one of the safest countries in the UnWorld. Why? Because next to no one lives here!
* Netspeak does not normally contain capital letters, instead being reliant on punctuation. As you can tell, the flag was not designed by a native speaker of netspeak.
* Sprunkis are an invasive species here.
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