La Cebolla

"La Cebolla" is a song performed in the Hamster & Gretel episode, "La Ballad of La Cebolla".
==Lyrics==
People know me from their TVI was on the popular telenovellaSo mellodramatic, my fans were estatictill my character got salmonella
They wrote me out of the showThere was not a thing that I could doFor the writers, they all knew that my only shortfallwas that I just could not cry on cue
I thought that maybeI could get my job back if I cryThere are seventy-five or eightyonion-themed remedies that I have tried
But still, no tearsIt was here in my darkest hourswhen a light from the heavens shone down on meand gave me this one superpower
Now, I talk to onions'Cause the onions hear me when I speakI guess to be truthful, it's not all that useful,but at least I can say I'm unique
Call me La CebollaI have this power that came from the skyPorque no puedo llorar, I'm no longer a star,so the rest of the world's going to cry
Call me La Cebollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Call me La Cebolla.
Category:Hamster & Gretel songs
Category:Villain songs