ポンコツテレビの大逆襲 (Ponkotsu Terebi no Daigyakushuu)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
また涙袋だどいつもこいつも、 	mata namidabukuro da doitsu mo koitsu mo, 	Oh no, not eye bags again! Everybody looks the same;
ハンコみたいな顔してる 	hanko mitai na kao shiteru 	It’s like someone pressed a stamp on their faces.
ぴーちくぱーちく劈く嬌声、 	piichiku paachiku tsunzaku kyousei, 	Their coquettish voices like chirping pierce my ears;
そいつはさながらペットショップ 	soitsu wa sanagara petto shoppu 	I feel as if I’m in a pet shop.
侮蔑するフリしたってさぁどうにも身体は正直で 	bubetsu suru furi shita tte saa dou ni mo karada wa shoujiki de 	I try to despise them, but my body can’t resist my desires.
嫌い嫌いで見目麗しく、 	kiraigirai de mime uruwashiku, 	Though I do hate them, I beautifully
よがり狂うはティーヴィー・ショウ 	yogari kuruu wa tiivii shoo 	Get my kicks like crazy from TV shows.
 	 	
「あー、もう。だから嫌なんです」 	"aa, mou. dakara iya nan desu" 	“Aaarrgh, God, this is why I hate it!”
これでは僕も盛ったケダモノで 	kore de wa boku mo sakatta kedamono de 	At this rate, I’m nothing but a beast in heat;
人間性を保つため、檻の中へ、檻の中へ 	ningensei o tamotsu tame, ori no naka e, ori no naka e 	That’s why I got curious about going into a cage, into a cage
行ってみたいと思いました 	itte mitai to omoimashita 	In order to keep my humanity.
 	 	
さぁなんてったってもうオンデマンド 	saa nante ttatte mou on demando 	Now, everything’s available on-demand;
だけど暴かれてくのは弊害！弊害！だ！ 	dakedo abakareteku no wa heigai! heigai! da! 	It’ll result in our getting exposed, however—That’s an evil effect! An evil effect, I say!
アンテナへし折って、世界は閉塞していくぜ 	antena e shi otte, sekai wa heisoku shite iku ze 	I break off the antenna, and the world closes up.
そして僕やがて、ひとりぼっち 	soshite boku yagate, hitoribocchi 	And then I will eventually become all alone.
大衆迎合　苦手すぎるんだ 	taishuu geigou nigatesugiru nda 	I’m just too bad at the thing called populism.
ああ、孤独に潰される！ 	aa, kodoku ni tsubusareru! 	Ah, loneliness is crushing me!
それでも、嫌いだ大嫌いだ　だ　だ 	soredemo, kirai da daikirai da da da 	Even so, I hate you, I really hate you, you, you—
ティーヴィー！！！！ 	tiivii!!!! 	I’m talking to you, TV!!!!
 	 	
それお約束ね、どいつもこいつも、ハンコみたいな芸をする 	sore o yakusoku ne, do itsumo koitsu mo, hanko mitai na gei o suru	That’s a cliché, huh? Everybody’s doing the same performance like they’ve pressed the same seal.
どっかのサイトのbotのみんなも呆れて物も言えないレベル 	dokka no saito no bot no minna mo akirete mono mo ienai reberu 	It’s such that all the bots on a certain website would be dumbfounded.
受け付けないフリしたってさぁやっぱり身体は正直で 	uketsukenai furi shita tte saa yappari karada wa shoujiki de 	I pretended to refuse it, but my body can’t resist my desires, after all!
嫌よ嫌よも好きのうちとか、 	iya yo iya yo mo suki no uchi toka, 	“People hate what they really love,” they say.
半笑いでこれ、ティーヴィー・ショウ 	hanwarai de kore, tiivii shou 	I laugh a little at these TV shows.
 	 	
「あー、もう、だから嫌だってんです。」 	"aa, mou, dakara iya datte ndesu." 	“Aaarrgh, God, this is why I hate it, mind you!”
これでは僕も単純なバカモノで 	kore de wa boku mo tanjun na baka mono de 	At this rate, I’ll be nothing but a simple idiot—
ニヤつく自分の顔が嫌で、鏡のない、そんな世界 	niyatsuku jibun no kao ga iya de, kagami no nai, sonna sekai 	I hate myself smirking; that’s why I got curious about
行ってみたいと思いました 	itte mitai to omoimashita 	Going to a world without any mirror in it.
 	 	
ねぇ見破らないでよお願いだ 	nee miyaburanaide yo onegai da 	No, don’t see through me, for Heaven’s sake!
ペラペラで浅ましい空っぽの僕を 	perapera de asamashii karappo no boku o 	The me who’s so flimsy, shallow, and empty.
高みに逃げ込んで、狂ったように唾を吐く 	takami ni nigekonde, kurutta you ni tsuba o haku 	I take refuge in a height and spit out like crazy.
そして僕やがて、ひとりぼっち 	soshite boku yagate, hitoribocchi 	And then I will eventually become all alone.
プライドばっかり守りすぎたんだ 	puraido bakkari mamorisugita nda 	I’ve always been protecting nothing but my pride—
ああ、孤独に潰される！ 	aa, kodoku ni tsubusareru! 	Ah, loneliness is crushing me!
畜生、お前だ。お前のせいだ　だ　だ 	chikushou, omae da. omae no sei da da da 	Damn it, it’s you. It’s all your fault, fault, fault!
ティーヴィー！！！！ 	tiivii!!!! 	I’m talking to you, TV!!!!
 	 	
愛と平和とかけがえのない地球が僕を殺す！ 	ai to heiwa to kakegae no nai chikyuu ga boku o korosu! 	Love, peace, and the irreplaceable Earth are killing me!
僕を殺す！ 	boku o korosu! 	They’re killing me!
 	 	
もうだいたい全部気に入らないから 	mou daitai zenbu ki ni iranai kara 	Because almost nothing here catches my fancy anymore,
知ってるモノでしか安心できないから 	shitteru mono de shika anshin dekinai kara 	Because nothing but things familiar to me is enough to put me at ease,
アンテナへし折って、眠い毎日過ごしてる 	antena e shi otte, nemui mainichi sugoshiteru 	I break off the antenna and get through each sleepy day.
そして僕きょうも、ひとりぼっち 	soshite boku kyou mo, hitoribocchi 	And then I will be alone, always and forever.
知らない人はみんな怖いんだ 	shiranai hito wa minna kowai nda 	Strangers are all so scary to me…
ああ、孤独に潰される！ 	aa, kodoku ni tsubusareru! 	Ah, loneliness is crushing me!
畜生、お前だ。お前のせいだ　だ　だ 	chikushou, omae da. omae no sei da da da 	Damn it, it’s you. It’s all your fault, fault, fault!
ティーヴィー！！！！ 	tiivii!!!! 	I’m talking to you, TV!!!!
嫌いだ大嫌いだ　だ　だ 	kirai da daikirai da da da 	I hate you, I really hate you, you, you!!
ティーヴィー！！！！ 	tiivii!!!! 	Yeah, you, TV!!!!
==Discography==
This song was featured on the following album:
*FACELESSXIV (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Tackmyn’s House - Translation source
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