The Bloodied Hands Arena/Eggman vs Sonic: Assisted Battle

== Spectating ==
"You got this, Sonic!" Tails cheered, flying into the stand next to Shadow the popcorn thief. He wish he could help, but he didn't want to upset the locals.
"Go, Sonic!" Amy Rose yelled, jumping up and down from her seat while holding pink pom poms. "Did you hear that!? He was talking about me!" She said excitingly as she shook Shadow, making some of his ill-gotten popcorn fall out of his bag.
== The Bloodied Battle ==
I, the one and only evil genius Doctor Eggman (or Doctor Robotnik to all you fossilized 90's kids) hover into the arena on my trusty Egg-O-Matic. Sweat trickles down my brow. The desert sun is hot and unbearable, but at least it makes my magnificent mustache look extra shiny. "What a fine day for field research!" I loudly gloat, "now where is the lab rat? I have so many machines to test!" 
I see the other person appear at the other side of the arena. Wow, they sure are fast....and blue...and- no...it can't be! NONONO- "What are you doing here, you blasted hedgehog!?"
Sonic the Hedgehog (that's me) rushes to the scene, leaving a trail of dust. The crowd, knowing who he is, start loudly cheering. Sonic immediately noticed the giant mustachioed egg on the hovercraft. "Oh hey, Doc! Long time no see. I was out traveling and thought I'd have some fun at the local attractions. What are you doing here?" He starts doing laps around the arena as he waits for a response.
"You weren't suppose to be here! This was just suppose to be a test- calm down, Eggman," I, slightly panicked evil genius Doctor Eggman, assure myself. I stroke my mustache for comfort as I watch my infernal pest of a hedgehog lap around the stadium. "This is fine, I say! We shall simply combine testing my latest creations with destroying my greatest annoyance!" I press a big red button on the Egg-O-Matic. "Prepare yourself, Sonic!"
A large pod falls from the sky and into the sand. It opens up to reveal a squadron of Egg Pawns. "Get that hedgehog!" I order as they charge towards him.
Sonic quickly smashed the Egg Pawns one by one with a series of spin dashes. He let the last one take a swing at him, just to be dramatic for the audience. But he was too fast and scrapped it with a homing attack. "Heh, that all you got Egghead? I thought this was a 'test of my latest creations'," he mocked with an impression of the Doctor. 
"All in due time, now try this on for size!" I, confident and handsome Doctor Eggman, press the same button again and again and again. Three more pods fall to the sand. More Egg Pawns, equipped with shields and blasters, as well as Moto Bugs and Buzz Bombers for the sake of variety, storm the arena. Half of them pelt at the hedgehog with their weapons while the rest try to ram him. 
"Second verse," Sonic began as he speed through the Moto Bugs and Egg Pawns. He produced some rings and threw them upwards, making a path for him to lightspeed dash through the Buzz Bombers. In a second, the Blue Blur trailed through the winged badniks, leaving nothing but scrap. "Same as the first! Come on, Eggman! What else you got?" 
"You know what they say," I, confidently clever and cleverly confident Doctor Eggman say as I push the button again, dropping another pod. A large squadron of Egg Pawns, lead by a giant, fearsome Egg Hammer, beelined toward Sonic. "The more the merrier!" All according to plan. You have no idea what you're in for. I will destroy you, hedgehog!
"This is getting old. You already know I'm gonna scramble these Egg Pawns," Sonic declared as he did exactly that, smashing all of the smaller Egg Pawns by the dozen. He felt the Egg Hammer spinning his giant mallet toward his head as he took care of the last Egg Pawn. Sonic jumped back to avoid the swing, causing large robot to spin out of control. "Heh, I know a pink hedgehog who's much better with hammers than you!" He homing attacked it in the face, causing it to lose its balance and topple over. The machine's hammer fell on its head, crushing it. 
"Come on, Doctor! What is this all about? These are just the same old bots you're always using." 
I, brilliant mastermind Doctor Eggman, fill the desert arena with my boisterous laughter, "AHHAHAH!!!! You've fallen for my scheme, hedgehog! Letting you destroy my robots was part of my plan all along!" I gleefully gloat as I smash a different button. This time, instead of a pod being launched, a purple orb soon falls to the arena, glowing and floating above the sand. It isn't long before all of the scrap and rubble created by my totaled robots start flying towards the orb and merging together, creating an outer layer that's shaped after my likeness. "Behold, the Egg Recycler!" 
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