Lesson Zero

Musical Guest: Lindsay Lohan
Plot - Henry and June are your kablammy hosts of KaBlam!, but lopes whose in King Kong style takes over 
== Quotes ==
Moon Ska Stompers member: Wake Up The Masses!
Announcer Bert Pence: Assume the crash position. Hold on tight, take a deep breath...for a cartoon cramaganza!
Bert Pence: IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Where cartoons and comics collide! Now to take you inside and turn the pages, here are your hosts...Henry and June! 
June: Ladies and gentlemen, it gives us great pleasure to introduce the musical guest, Jade Valerie... 
Mr. Stockdale: No. 
Henry: Allison Jayne...
Mr. Stockdale: No!
June: Colleen Ann...
Mr. Stockdale: NO!
Henry: Well then who?
Mr. Stockdale: Lindsay Lohan!
Henry and June: Miss Lindsay Lohan!
(crowd cheering) 
Lindsay Lohan: I wait for the postman to bring me a letter 
I wait for the good Lord to make me feel better
And I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
A family in crisis that only grows older
Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am broken but I am hoping
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I am crying, a part of me is dying and
These are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart
And I wear all your old clothes; your polo sweater
I dream of another you the one who would never, never
Leave me alone to pick up the pieces
A daddy to hold me, that's what I needed
So why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Why'd you have to go
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don't know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me'
Cause these are, these are
The confessions of a broken heart, of a broken heart
I love you
I love you
I love you
I, I love you
Daughter to father, daughter to father
I don't know you, but I still want to
Daughter to father, daughter to father
Tell me the truth, did you ever love me'
Did you ever love me?
These are
The confessions of a broken heart, oh yea
And I wait for the postman to bring me a letter
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