Nixels (episode)/Transcript

[Episode opens in the Infernite Kingdom.]
Flain: Welcome! Welcome, to the Infernite Kingdom, my Cragster compadre. So, Seismo, all I gots to say is, let the rad fun begin!
Seismo: Yeah, Flain! Rad fun! Rad fun!
Flain: And the radness begins on our Lava Slide! Ready?
Seismo: [Now wearing flotation device and goggles with snorkel.] Lava slide! Lava slide!
Flain: [Places suntan lotion on the bridge of his nose.] Then let's get it on!
Nixel: [Falls from the sky, hitting Flain in the head.] Nix!
Flain: What the...
Nixel: Nix, Nix, Nix!
Flain: Ugh, a Nixel. Why you guys always gots to nix our fun?
Nixel: [Points at Flain and Seismo] Mixels? [Raspberrys.] Nixels! [Chuckles while creating gesture of thumbs up, eye pops.]
Flain: Don't think so.
Seismo: [Laughs cunningly.]
Nixel: [Hits Flain again.] Nix!
Flain: Dude, quit! [Nixel repeatedly hits Flain.] Hey, cease the lameness.
[The Nixel attempts to nibble Seismo's foot, Flain and Seismo glare at each other in annoyance, Seismo kicks Nixel off.]
Nixel: [Crashes into rock, pops out of shell for a moment.] Nix. [Whistles. A horde of snarling Nixels pop up surrounding the two Mixels.]
Flain: [Panicking.] Pull out the Cubit! Pull out the Cubit! Pull out the Cubit! [Seismo pulls out a Cubit.] Ha! Let's mix it up a--
Nixel: [Knocks Cubit out of Seismo's hand.] Nix!
Flain: Oh, schmixel!* [*Yelping in European airings.]
[The Nixel swarm jumps on Seismo and Flain, repeatedly knocking them into a state of near helplessness.]
Flain: We gots to find the Cubit.
Seismo: No see Cubit.
[A Nixel laughs in the background with the Cubit in his hands. Flain and Seismo pounce the Nixel and touch the Cubit somewhat fearfully and a nimbostratus cloud appears. A bolt of lighting crashes and zaps them, mixing Seismo and Flain into Flain & Seismo Mix]
Flain & Seismo Mix: [In Flain's voice.] Oh, yeah! Let's get Mixel! 
[The Nixel swarm screams fearfully as Flain & Seismo Mix stomps to the ground with his foot ablaze, yelling. Every Nixel is wiped out and eventually, the lava slide is "upgraded."]
Flain: Super-ginormous-ultimo Lava Slide!
Seismo: Rad fun! rad fun!
Nixel: [Hits Seismo in the face] Nix!
Seismo: Ow!
Flain: You gots to be kiddin me.
Nixel: [Swings fist at Mixels.] Nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix, nix! [Raspberrys. Seismo steps on the Nixel. It sticks to his foot as he and Flain walk towards the slide.] Nix, nix! Nix, nix! Nix, nix!
[Iris out on Nixel, and "The End" logo.]
Nixel: [Destroys the logo, pops out of his shell for a moment, returns to it, and falls.] Nix, nix! Nix, nix, nix! Nix! Nix! Nix, nix, nix!
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