FartBob Unleashed: The Bikini Bottom Blowout

"FartBob Unleashed: The Bikini Bottom Blowout" is a Testicular Torsion short.
==Transcript==
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE - LIVING ROOM - DAY SpongeBob (FartBob) and Patrick (Stankrick) are lounging on the couch, browsing the internet.]
FartBob: Hey, Patrick, check out this subreddit called r/AmItheAsshole. I've got a story that will make waves in Bikini Bottom!
Stankrick: Oh, barnacles! Share the juicy details, FartBob!
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE - COMPUTER ROOM - DAY FartBob, sitting at his computer, begins typing his explicit tale.]
FartBob (V.O.): Title: TIFU (Today I Farted Uncontrollably) at My Sister's Wedding. AITA?
[INT. REDDIT - r/AmItheAsshole - THREAD - DAY FartBob's post appears on the screen, accompanied by a SpongeBob-themed profile picture.]
FartBob (CONT'D) (V.O.): Hey, fellow degenerates! Gather 'round and prepare yourselves for a tale of epic flatulence proportions.
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - THE WEDDING CHAPEL - DAY The scene transitions to the Krusty Krab Chapel, adorned with underwater decorations. The entire cast of SpongeBob SquarePants is present for the underwater extravaganza.]
[FartBob (SpongeBob) stands nervously as SpongeSusie (SpongeBob's sister) and her groom exchange vows.]
FartBob: [whispering to himself] Here it goes, the greatest fart symphony Bikini Bottom has ever witnessed!
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - THE WEDDING CHAPEL - DAY FartBob clenches his cheeks, the pressure building up inside him. He can't hold it any longer.]
FartBob: [releasing a thunderous fart] Bubbles of doom, arise!
[The sound echoes through the sea, creating a cacophony of fart bubbles that leave the entire cast in awe and disbelief.]
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - THE WEDDING CHAPEL - DAY Mrs. Puff faints, the flower girl (Pearl) gets launched into the air, and even Mr. Krabs drops his beloved money, clutching his sides in laughter.]
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE - LIVING ROOM - DAY FartBob, now back at home, refreshes the Reddit thread.]
FartBob (V.O.): Time to face the judgment from the depths of the internet!
[INT. REDDIT - r/AmItheAsshole - THREAD - DAY FartBob's post is flooded with comments and upvotes, creating a whirlpool of opinions.]
FartBob (CONT'D) (V.O.): Who needs a pineapple under the sea when you can have the court of public opinion?
[INT. SPONGEBOB'S PINEAPPLE - LIVING ROOM - DAY FartBob, determined, prepares to defend his actions.]
FartBob: [rehearsing his defense] I added a touch of flatulent flair, turning my sister's wedding into a legendary spectacle. They should thank me!
[INT. BIKINI BOTTOM - THE WEDDING CHAPEL - DAY The scene transitions back to the wedding chapel, where SpongeSusie (SpongeBob's sister) confronts FartBob.]
SpongeSusie: [angry] You ruined my special day, FartBob! How could you?
FartBob: [defiant] Listen, SpongeSusie, the Reddit verdict is in! The majority considers me a whimsical hero of the seven seas! Your wedding will forever be remembered as the Bikini Bottom Blowout!
SpongeSusie: [enraged] Seriously, FartBob? You think the Reddit verdict justifies your outrageous behavior? You turned my once-in-a-lifetime moment into a fart-filled disaster! This is beyond unacceptable!
FartBob: [smirking] Oh, come on, SpongeSusie! Can't you see the humor in it? The people have spoken, and they crowned me the comedic mastermind of Bikini Bottom! Your wedding has become the stuff of legend, thanks to my flatulent flair!
SpongeSusie: [furious] Legend? More like infamy! I can't believe you would prioritize your own childish antics over my happiness. This was supposed to be a day I'd cherish forever, but you've tarnished it with your thoughtless behavior.
FartBob: [nonchalant] Lighten up, SpongeSusie! It's just a little gas. Besides, laughter is the best medicine, they say. Consider it a unique twist that no one will ever forget.
SpongeSusie: [disappointed] I thought you understood how important this day was to me, FartBob. But clearly, your immaturity and selfishness know no bounds. I need some time to process all of this.
FartBob: [mockingly] Take all the time you need, dear sister. Just know that Bikini Bottom will forever remember the day I unleashed the "Bikini Bottom Blowout" upon your wedding.
[FADE OUT]
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