Cailaca's Mexican matchmaking song

"Mexican matchmaking song or Paso Marido" is a song sung by Cailaca Cortez in the episode, "Matchmaker". In this song, Machete performs the beat boxing and turning on the recorder while Cailaca sings to The Jewish matchmaking judge about her times with her abusive step husband after her late husband's death during her life.
== Lyrics ==
=== English ===
Step husband, why did you eat my fries?
I bought them, and they were mine.
But you ate them, yeah, you ate my fries...
And I cried, but you didn't see me cry.
Step husband,
Do you even love me?
Well, I wish you'd show it,
'Cause I wouldn't know it.
What kind of step husband eats his wife's fries,
And doesn't even look her in the eyes?
Step husband, there were tears there.
If you saw them would you even care?
=== Spanish ===
Paso marido, ¿por qué se come mis patatas fritas?
 Los compré, y eran los míos.
 Pero usted los comió, sí, que comió mis patatas fritas ...
 Y lloré, pero no lo vi llorar.
 Marido Paso,
 ¿Por lo menos me amas?
 Bueno, me gustaría que demuestras,
 Porque yo no lo sabría.
 ¿Qué tipo de paso marido come papas fritas de su esposa,
 Y ni siquiera mirarla a los ojos?
 Paso marido, había lágrimas allí.
 Si usted vio ellas ¿Siquiera te importaría?
== Trivia ==
* The Jewish Matchmaking judge bursts into tears when she learns that her late husband died and forced to marry a Jewsh hating German american abusive alcoholic man.
Category:Songs