Graveyard Shift

== Summary ==
Inspired by the Spongebob Squarepants episode of the same name, the Equestria Girls get summer jobs working for Sugarcube Corner and decide to tell ghost stories, but when Rainbow Dash's ghost story comes true the girls get chills down their spines 
== Script ==
(We open on evening in Canterlot City it is a lovely summer evening and as the sun almost sets down over the horizon of the human version of Equestria's Canterlot and even Ponyville, the Humane Seven and Spike are working at the sweet shoppe over the summer)
Sunset:Boy it's was sure nice of Mr and Mrs. Cake to give us these jobs.
Sci-Twi:There's no way I'm not turning down 100 dollars an hour for this Sunset.
Sunset:Me neither Twilight. Did you know that in Equestria, ponies and other species of creatures such as donkeys, zebras, and gryphons use gold coins called bits?
Sci-Twi:I've only heard of the legend of gold being part of a pirate treasure.
Rainbow Dash:Well it's time we get out of here. I'm only used to hanging out like chatting and sucking shakes and eating cakes and muffins and burgers. But doing work isn't my thing. But hey at least we get paid. I'll see ya in the morning guys.
(Switches the close sign)
Rainbow Dash:There! Finally I can go home and kick back and pick at my ax.
Pinkie Pie:You have an ax?
Rainbow Dash:Yes and not the kind you chop wood with, Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie:Oh.
(As Rainbow Dash is about to leave, Snips comes up knocking)
Rainbow Dash:What?
Snips:Are you open?
Rainbow Dash:No. Read the sign.
(Looks at it and then says)
Snips:I'll have a triple cheesy on a bun and a double chill cheese fries.
Rainbow Dash:NO YOU WON'T! (Cuts to her) I CAN'T HANG OUT HERE ALL NIGHT! I'VE GOT A LIFE!
(Back to scene, Snips is angry)
Snips:WELL FINE IF YOU DON'T WANT MY MONEY!
Mr. Cake:(OS)Money?!
(Runs up knocking Rainbow Dash down)
Mr. Cake:You mean if we stayed open later you'd give us your money?
(Cuts to Snips holding out some money and Wallflower Blush, Bulk Biceps, Derpy Hooves, and Snails come up behind him holding their money)
Snips:Sure.
(Cuts to him ripping up the sign)
Mr. Cake:Rainbow Dash, welcome to the night shift. (Tares up sign we then cut back to the scene)From now on Sugarcube Corner is open. 24 hours a day.
(Rainbow Dash gets up and is furious)
Rainbow Dash:WHAT?!
(The teens of Canterlot High and Crystal Prep come barging in cheering and run over Rainbow Dash, Pinkie comes over)
Pinkie Pie:(Gasps)Wow now we never have to stop working.
(Rainbow Dash gets up and says)
Rainbow Dash:Mr. Cake...
(He waves goodbye to them)
Mr. Cake:See you in the morning girls. I can't hang out here all night. I've got a life.
(Leaves and Rainbow Dash says)
Rainbow Dash:Mr. Cake?
Pinkie Pie:Isn't this great Dashie?! Just all of us for hours, and hours, and hours! And then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! (Gasps)It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! (Jumps to the counter)Are you ready to rock Dash?!
(Rainbow comes over)
Rainbow Dash:No.
Pinkie Pie:Good! Cause we got....(Jumps to the back)Customers!
(Rainbow gives a bat to Twilight and says)
Rainbow Dash:Here. Please hit me as hard as you can.
(Pinkie pokes her head up and says)
Pinkie Pie:Pst Dashie, I'm working in the kitchen. (Giggles)At night.
Rainbow Dash:(To Twilight) Don't hold back.
Sci-Twi:Dash I got customers to attend to. (To Juniper and Wallflower)What can I get for you both?
Wallflower:We'll take some yogurt.
Juniper:Two cups please.
Sci-Twi:Coming up. Uh what kind of toppings?
Juniper:All the toppings.
Sci-Twi:Right.
(Goes to get the yogurt cuts to Pinkie with a spatula and a head of lettuce on the counter)
Pinkie Pie:Girls guess what? (Chops it)I'm chopping lettuce. At night. (Cuts to her wiping the bathroom)Look at me I'm swabbing the bathroom. (Comes out of a stall door hanging on it leaning on it in a way)At night. (Cuts to her in the kitchen and she touches the stove with her hand and it burns)AHHH! I BURNED MY HAND! (Sly look and snaps her finger and says)At night.
(Her finger gets red as it was burnt cuts to Sunset serving Snips the Triple Cheesy on a bun with a side of double chili cheese fries)
Sunset:Here Snips.
Snips:Thanks Sunset.
(Goes away and Snails comes up)
Snails:Sunset, can I have a mini pizza bagel?
Sunset:How many? Only one?
Snails:Maybe like five or ten.
Sunset:(Writes it down)Ten mini pizza bagels, got it.
(Cuts to Spike making rounds)
Spike:Boy this job of being a guard dog is worth getting paid in dog biscuits.
(Cuts to Big Macintosh, Cheerilee and the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Applejack brings over their food)
Applejack:Here's your food big brother, baby sister and Cheerilee, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle. Sandwich material, French fries, onion rings, blueberry tart, with a side of chicken bites and sour pickles and nachos and mini cheeseburgers and the drinks are three sodas one Coca Cola, one Dr. Pepper, one Pepsi and two milkshakes one vanilla and one chocolate.
Big Macintosh:Thanks Applejack.
Apple Bloom:We'll tell granny that you're still workin.
Applejack:Thanks Sugarcube. Enjoy.
(Cuts to the counter, Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle come in and Celestia hums as the go up to the counter)
Principal Celestia:Hi Sunset.
Sunset:Good evening Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle. What'll it be?
Principal Celestia:I'll have the halibut.
Sunset:Ah our fish special. Excellent choice. And how bout you both?
Vice Principal Luna:I'll have a side salad and only a light one.
Mr. Cranky Doodle:I'll have the corn beef sandwich, extra mustard.
Sunset:Coming up.
(Gives the order to Rarity)
Rarity:I'll toss the salad.
Applejack:I'll cook the halibut.
Sci-Twi:I'll make the cron beef sandwich.
(They get to working on the food cuts to Pinkie Pie marching around Rainbow Dash who is still annoyed at her with her still being happy about working at night)
Pinkie Pie:Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-naNIGHT!
(This startles Rainbow Dash)
Rainbow Dash:Will you please?! (Hands her a trash bag)Here give me a moment's peace and take out the trash.
Pinkie Pie:All right! (Takes it)Taking out the trash, taking out the trash...at night.
(Stops at the door and looks out)
Pinkie Pie:You mean outside?
(Cuts to Rainbow)
Rainbow Dash:That's where the dumpster is, yes.
(Back to Pinkie)
Pinkie Pie:I don't know Rainbow. (Smushes her face on the glass)It's kinda dark out there.
(Back to Rainbow)
Rainbow Dash:(Evil smile)But I thought you liked the nightshift.
(Back to Pinkie who acts like Spongebob before running out)
Pinkie Pie:You're right. (Cuts to her holding the garbage over her head)For Sugarcube Corner!
(Cuts to outside she runs screaming with the bag over her head and throws it in the dumpster and runs back screaming and cuts to inside where she closes the door and huffs and puffs and and snaps her fingers)
Pinkie Pie:Piece of cake.
(Cuts to Rainbow who has an evil smile)
Rainbow Dash:So you're not afraid?
(Pinkie walks up past her)
Pinkie Pie:Pfft, nah.
Rainbow Dash:Well I am. Especially after. (Turns to gulp at the front door then turns back to Pinkie)Well you know.
(Pinkie turns)
Pinkie Pie:What, what do I know?
Rainbow Dash:You don't remember? It was all over the news.
(Pinkie is excited)
Pinkie Pie:Tell me tell me!
Rainbow Dash:No no I probably shouldn't. (Puts her hands on her chest and says)It would ruin the night shift for you.
(Give a sympathetic look then smiles slyly)
Pinkie Pie:What happened what happened what happened?!
Rainbow Dash:You mean you've never heard the story of thhhhheeee.....(Thinks about it)Hash Slinging Slasher?
(She stops jumping and then says)
Pinkie Pie:The Slash Bringing Hasher?
Rainbow Dash:The Hash Slinging Slasher.
Pinkie Pie:The Sash Ringing, Crash Dinging, Mash Flinging..(Rainbow looks all sigh about this)Duh.....? 
Rainbow Dash:Yes, the Hash Slinging Slasher. But most people just call him the Ha...(Gasps shockingly as if someone is stabbing her)Because that's all they have time to say. Before he GETS THEM!
(Pinkie gasps)
Pinkie Pie:Tell me the story!
Rainbow Dash:Years ago. At this very restaurant. The Hash Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook. (Points at Pinkie)Just like you. Only clumsier! (Pinkie's eyes shrink)And then one night. When he was cutting the patties. It happened.
Pinkie Pie:He forgot the secret sauce?
Rainbow Dash:No.
Pinkie Pie:He didn't wash his hands?
Rainbow Dash:No. 
Pinkie Pie:In regular portions?
Rainbow Dash:(Irritated)NO! (Acts like she is cutting her arm)He cut off his own hand by mistake.
(Pinkie pulls her left hand out)
Pinkie Pie:You mean like this?
(Rainbow is shocked)
Rainbow Dash:What the?! How'd you do that?!
Pinkie Pie:It's a fake hand. Ha in had ya going there for a second didn't I Dashie?
Rainbow Dash:Well that's unlike the slasher guy's hand.
Pinkie Pie:Why?
Rainbow Dash:Cause it didn't grow back! It's wasn't fake!
(Pinkie freaks out)
Pinkie Pie:AHHHHHHHHHH!
Rainbow Dash:And he replaced his hand, with a rusty spatula.
(Says that taking out a specula)
Rainbow Dash:And then...He got hit by a bus! And at his funeral they fired him! So now every...(Asks her what day it is)What day is it?
Pinkie Pie:Tuesday.
Rainbow Dash:Tuesday night! His ghost returns to Sugarcube Corner to wreak his horrible vengeances.
Pinkie Pie:(Gasps)But tonight's Tuesday night.
Rainbow Dash:Then he'll be coming.
Pinkie Pie:How will we know?
Rainbow Dash:There are three signs that signal the aproceh of the Hash Slinging Slasher. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next....
(Indigo Zap comes up to the corner)
Indigo Zap:Dash, can I have some ketchup?
(Rainbow Dash gives her a packet)
Rainbow Dash:Oh here ya go. (Indigo goes away and Rainbow Dash goes back to her story)Next. (She points to the phone)The phone will ring and there will be nobody there.