Virtual Vacation

"Virtual Vacation" is the sixth episode of At Home With Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan written by MarioFan65. It was released on April 15, 2021.
==Characters==
*Timon
*Pumbaa
*Pat
*Stan
*High-Tech Alarm
==Transcript==
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are in the bedroom, organizing the clothes together in the drawers)
*Pat: One goes here and one goes there.
*Stan: You must be a clean organizing person.
*Pat: I always like my clothes nice and neat. *giggle*
*Timon: Man, look at all the things you own. It's like you made a bunch of bucks and trying to own a mansion for yourselves in the near future.
*Pumbaa: I wish we had a house.
*Timon: We're wild animals, Pumbaa. We don't live in buildings or bridges on the go.
*Pumbaa: But we sleep in other things like the big nest we sleep in for one night.
*Timon: Isn't that where the birds lay their eggs?
*Pumbaa: Yes. And they live on them.
*Timon: How would you sit on a egg like sitting on a brownie on a plate?
*Pumbaa: It's dessert!
*Pat: How long we were inside for?
*Stan: Two days straight.
*Pat: Two days? That's not bad at all. I hope we finally get our chance to leave this lockdown and enjoy swimming ourselves for Tropical Superior.
*Timon: At the end of the day, we'll relax ourselves in a nice summer resort for the rest of our anniversary.
*Pat: Hey, why not we make our own Tropical Superior at home?
*Stan: No way. You can't make your own Tropical Superior from scratch, even in the whole house.
*Timon: I would rather wait for the real thing to come once we get out of this trap hole.
*Pat: Let's not just wait to go to Tropical Superior. Let's go make our own and pretend that it's a real thing.
*Stan: Like Seven Flags? C'mon Pat. You can't be serious on turning the house into a tropical resort when we're locked inside of our own house.
*Pat: We lied once. We told Emily that we went on vacation when we didn't actually go on vacation the first time we got locked out.
*Stan: Eh, who you asking?
*Pat: Timon?
*Timon: I didn't say anything. I wasn't there when i was exploring around the Pride Lands.
*Pat: Uh, is lying not okay? Does it make us bad people like the criminals from the Great Depression?
*Stan: Pat, you're right. We can pretend that we're on vacation.
*Pat: Oh good idea. Place a music CD on the computer so we can party all along with some samba!
*Stan: We can't put the CD on with music without setting up the whole place.
*Pat: Stan, it doesn't take 27,210 minutes to get this house set up, looking like Tropical Superior.
*Stan: You must be a sweet old gold rider.
*Pat: Does anyone like my idea to make our own Tropical Superior?
*Timon: Uh....yes.
*Pumbaa: Yeah.
*Stan: I can accept it as long it's not plagiarism.
*Pat: How is that plagiarism? Do you think people make the same chocolate chip cookies every day as playing the same songs in a radio station all day?
*Stan: You know what? Fine! We can make whatever we want. What time you want to start decorating the place?
*Pat: What? Ask the alarm.
*Stan: Why would i ask the alarm for? It's just a AI alarm.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* My friends. I would like to speak with you upstairs.
*Timon: I knew you were going to call the alarm on us, Pat.
*Pat: What did i do wrong this time?
*Pumbaa: We're just curious. I don't know why the alarm need us for when we're about to start planning the idea for our own little vacation.
*Stan: Just do what you gotta do and let's go upstairs to see the boss.
*Pat: *gulp* I don't wanna get killed by a single laser.
*Timon: We'll be fine. It will pass.
(The gang walk upstairs on the computer to see the High-Tech Alarm)
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* So it seems you're all here to have a talk with you four.
*Timon: *whisper* What is he saying?
*Pumbaa: *whisper* I don't know. I think he's going to offer us some deals.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Today is a wonderful day with a high percent chance of wind. Also, It's always cloudy with a chance of rain.
*Timon: Ha. Take the meatballs with you. I hope you can swirl a little spaghetti with a batch of macaroni and cheese.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* The fresh taste of pasta. Coming from Italy with a nice French stick of bread and pizza on the side.
*Stan: I should have gone with the Italian accent, but they gave you a British accent instead.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I would have add in the American cheese to cook in the pizza.
*Pat: That's how they program you.
*Timon: Those AI machines are always like that. Life is just life.
*Pat: Are you giving us attendance or what?
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* No. I'm just here to make you come by and say hello.
*Timon: Ha ha. Very funny.
*Pat: You're playing a fun trick on us.
*Stan: Everyone is a critic at it's worst creation.
*Pat: Yeah man. We'll do what we have to do to get this vacation started.
*Timon: We need to think of ideas. Let's say our company is in our mind and is more of a "think tank" fraction.
*Pat: I hope our arms for setting up our own Tropical Superior doesn't fall in a fracture.
*Timon: Like what the world says nowadays. Baba bing, baba boom!
*Pat: That's one luck from success!
*Stan: Early bird get the worm.
*Pumbaa: You know what tools you need to prepare the place.
*Timon: Lots of wood, cardboard and papers.
*Pat: Nah, why would we need simple stuff to build? Only elementary schools do that. We need some intelligence to prepare.
*Timon: What do you want us to do? Build a water slide?
*Pumbaa: Hey, Timon is right. We got ideas for our water park.
*Timon: We need some water, some machinery, some cardboards and everything the park need is some music!
*Stan: Whoa, hold it. Why music? Who listen to music when you go underwater playing in the pool? How do they listen to music while they're underwater?
*Pat: No. We meant the radio playing music. Every water park has music and people are enjoyed by the music.
*Timon: Thank you Pat! Way to explain more about the water park basic of theming.
*Pumbaa: Are you making a water park or a homemade Tropical Superior park? I'm confused.
*Pat: Just both.
*Timon: Both is good.
*Stan: All we gotta do is build it from the ground-up and make it in scratch.
*Timon: Can we write a list? It's easier to remember things instead of forgetting like we did with the board game the other day.
*Pumbaa: Oh, you want to write a list down on a piece of paper. We'll get to that.
*Pat: Great. All we gotta do is write a list on what we want on the water park.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Ooh, are you going to bring in any cockroaches on the fun?
*Timon: What? No. We need some privacy.
*Stan: Let's do it in the attic. Noisy little alarm.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I was just messing around. Do what you have to do my Mr. Stanley.
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan went to the attic to place in a wood table to write in the list on a piece of paper)
*Timon: Without some distractions, we can write everything we want in our water park.
*Pumbaa: We need water, we need food and we need tubes.
*Pat: Don't forget the music.
*Stan: I have a question. How are we going to set up this whole Tropical Superior park when we're stuck inside? How do we get water?
*Timon: We use the sink from all the areas.
*Stan: Ah, wise guy. I see your point.
*Timon: Do we still got food left to serve?
*Pat: Yes. We got plenty of bread to eat.
*Stan: Let's hope to not eat as much.
*Timon: Okay, how can we get the park designed?
*Pat: Use the neon colors!
*Timon: That's for parties. Let's make the wall designed with the blue sky and the clouds in the background.
*Pumbaa: The clouds have always been in the world. We go outside every day to see the clouds in the sky while the birds fly and feed the worms to the chicks in the nests. Am i right?
*Timon: Yes. We can even see a rainbow up there where the Circle of Life moves in a cycle and give us the good luck.
*Pat: Plus-a-delic.
*Stan: It's like Blizzard Beach, but with tropical settings.
*Timon: What time should we set up this whole house with Tropical Superior-themed settings?
*Pat: Right about now.
*Pumbaa: Good timing to set up Tropical Superior.
*Timon: Oh tell me about it. Imagine if we're in a real Tropical Superior we'll see sliding on those water tube, party with the animals and get to sit with all the ladies in the seats, giving out love with hearts floating. *dream about himself sliding on the tubes in Tropical Superior with his friends, party with the animals and sit with all the ladies in the seats next to the pool*
*Pumbaa: Oh, we can feed them grubs if we like.
*Pat: What? The whole world hates grubs. They even hate killer wasps more than giant hornets.
*Stan: I hate giant hornets. My best friend got bitten by one in 2007 and suddenly recovered from his arm two days later.
*Timon: Some grubs are bad.
*Pumbaa: Yeah, the red hot fire ones are way worse.
*Pat: Can we start the set-up? I'm getting too excited for the set-up of this wonderful Tropical Superior park.
*Timon: This is going to be our very own vacation. Why are we doing this?
*Pat: Cause we're going to pretend we went to Tropical Superior and lie to them what we do on that water park.
*Stan: Easy man, huh?
*Pumbaa: I can accept it as a yes.
*Timon: Okay. It's time to go set up our very own Tropical Superior in the house!
(As the gang are about to set up their own Tropical Superior in the house, they put on a music CD in the computer system)
*Pat: Mr. Alarm, we're going to play some of his tropical music on the computer while we go set up our very own vacation.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* That's fine by me.
*Timon: Okay guys. You know what to do. Let's go set up what we gotta set up.
*Pat: Tropical Superior!
*Timon: Let's go for it!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan start production on making their own Tropical Superior as they take all the things out of the storage with Pat setting up cardboards of trees with Pumbaa turning on the water sink on the bathroom and kitchen with Timon and Stan painting the whole house in blue.)
*Timon: This is going to be a splash ride.
*Stan: I'm telling you man. It's going to rock our whole brains out.
*Timon: I'm feeling it like we're partying in Hakuna Matata!
*Stan: That's what i'm talking about my friend.
(Pat use the blender to make smoothies and pour them on the coconuts by adding in straws on the counter)
*Pat: Who want a free smoothie? Only for 50 cent.
*Pumbaa: You got it all wrong. When it's free, you get it for free.
*Pat: Huh? I thought it was a buy one, get one free deal.
*Pumbaa: It's free. Let me have it.
*Pat: Here you go. *give the smoothie to Pumbaa*
*Pumbaa: Thanks. *sip on the smoothie* This taste just like what the smoothie used to taste like on our first dream home.
*Pat: I'll go make more on the way.
*Pumbaa: You said it buddy.
(Timon and Stan use water buckets to pour in water all over the stairs to make it look like a water slide)
*Timon: Ooh, this is our first try.
*Stan: I think we need more than that.
*Timon: How about we use the hose?
*Stan: Hey, i got something better than that. *use a house hose to splash water all over the stairs*
*Timon: What? How can you have a water hose if we're stuck inside?
*Stan: This is a special house hose Chi-Chi made for us.
*Timon: Ah, wise guy.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Ha ha ha. I'm loving the samba music.
(The gang blow the tubes with air as they set them all up with them lining up)
*Timon: This place is about 100% complete and we're ready to make a splash out of it.
*Pumbaa: Tell us when we're ready.
*Timon: I said we're ready.
*Pumbaa: Right about it and we're going to make a splash.
*Pat: The ride test. Here we go!
*Stan: One, two, three. *he and his friends ride on the tubes to splash in the flooded water in the living room*
*Everyone: *laughs*
*Timon: It worked! We are really on vacation!
*Pat: We finally made Tropical Superior into a thing!
*Timon: It feels a lot like the real thing.
*Pumbaa: It's Tropical Superior at home!
*Pat: We made paradise!
*Stan: Just like the wizard said in a riddle quiz.
*Timon: You ride when you know the way.
*Pumbaa: Huwezi!
*Pat: It rocks the house.
*Stan: We're super early on vacation now since we set up the whole thing ourselves.
*Timon: I afford a million of dollars making this park come to reality.
*Pat: Paparazzi! *jump in the water in the living room*
*Timon: Go for the splash, Pat.
*Pat: I'm swimming like a fish!
*Timon: Let's jump in to the water.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata! *jump in the water*
*Pat: Up we go. *jump in the water*
*Stan: My biggest splash yet. *jump in the water*
*Timon: All together now. *swim*
*Pat: Swim, meerkat. Swim!
*Stan: Swimming like a fish underwater.
*Timon: Who says meerkats are afraid of water? Not me!
*Pumbaa: Am i the only warthog who can swim?
*Timon: Pumbaa, you swim before. We jump in the water together, remember?
*Pumbaa: That's when we first discovered the jungle together.
*Timon: I know that Pumbaa. Wise warthog, eh?
*Pumbaa: I'm a smart grub cookie.
*Pat: How many laps i can do?
*Stan: Just do as many.
*Pat: Okie dokie. Chokie dokie! *swim many laps*
*Stan: I'm just like a fu-fish.
*Pat: Stan, can you throw me a beach ball for me?
*Stan: Sure. Not a problem. *throw a beach ball at Pat*
*Pat: *hit a beach ball* Yahoo!
*Timon: Let's get this water on the road! *splash water*
*Pumbaa: Water splash fight incoming! *splash water*
*Timon: You got me splashed.
*Pumbaa: I'm hooked up to a swimming lesson.
*Pat: You got me hooky, you got me hooky, do you?
*Stan: You hook me up and spend my spending no more.
*Pat: Then you spin my head right round.
*Stan: Ha! You are funny Pat.
*Pat: Funny as the funny man is.
*Stan: Plus-de-too-ya.
(Meanwhile, the panther commander arrives at a agent facility, parking his car and entering inside of the place to check on his boss and people, regarding on Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan's trap in the house)
*Panther Commander: Boss. There's a bunch of items in a owner's property. They refuse to get out and see the mess they made outside.
*Panther Boss: Show me the address and location on the camera.
*Panther Commander: *call out a cat worker* Sir, locate the house with all the items in the neighborhood.
*Cat Worker: *use his computer to locate Pat and Stan's house* I found the house. Is this the house you're looking for with the computer?
*Panther Commander: Yes! Those party animals are in trouble!
*Panther Boss: This is a disgrace to the neighborhood. They should get evicted for this!
*Panther Commander: This is rule number ten on how to NOT set up a house property!
*Cow Worker: The owners should be taught a lesson or four.
*Panther Commander: I don't know what is inside of their house, but they got a mister AI voice that can control everything in the house like a wizard like that water hose try to splash on me.
*Panther Boss: Is it me or the owner of the house is a magician?
*Panther Commander: It doesn't matter what they are. I want them out of the house! But we're gonna need a army to get in.
*Panther Boss: Just bring in the tanks and follow them over to the house.
*Panther Commander: I know what to do Boss. *call in the sergeant* Sergeant, bring in the tanks with the military to the neighborhood. We're gonna track down a house that is trapping people and refusing them to get out. It's like a curse in a bottle.
*Boar Sergeant: *his military ride with the tanks out of the facility* We're bringing them in, sir! You can come in! *stop the call and jump on the tank as the panther commander join in on jumping*
*Panther Commander: It's great to be a security guard, agent and commander for 25 years.
*Boar Sergeant: Being a sergeant is like being a soldier in the world wars.
*Panther Commander: We'll bring the house down like a wood stick house!
*Boar Sergeant: The party's over! Now it is time to get out and get some fresh air!
*Panther Commander: Right now, we're evicting them.
*Boar Sergeant: Someone is going to get in trouble for not paying up the bills on time. Har har har.
(Back at Pat and Stan's house, the background song "Could You Be Loved" by Bob Marley plays as Timon is wearing his speedo swimsuit, wearing sunglasses and standing on the counter in the kitchen as he jump into the water and swim)
*Timon: Boo-yah.
*Pumbaa: Oh yeah Timon!
*Pat: The big kat is in the house!
*Stan: You mean, the big pool!
*Timon: I could have been dying in a time like this, but i'm not dying!
*Pumbaa: You make a nice cool swim.
*Timon: *hold a tube* It's just like living on a island.
*Pumbaa: Is our jungle an island?
*Timon: It's part of the Pride Lands. We're far away from the main land where Pride Rock is standing.
*Pat: I really love Tropical Superior.
*Stan: Best moment of our lives.
*Pumbaa: I feel fantastic, do you?
*Timon: Yes. Fantastic like the grubs in the jar.
*Stan: I would love a challenge from you guys.
*Timon: The music, the samba, the jaming, it's a leitmotif.
*Pat: What if the whole house flood?
*Stan: Then there would be no vacation. We already have water flooded in the living room.
*Pat: We should do something fun. We been playing around for like a half hour. Why not ride on the stairs and give out a big splash?
*Stan: A big splash would be great. Do you guys wanna take a big splash at the stairs?
*Timon: You want us to ride on the tubes? We got ourselves a new challenge.
*Pumbaa: I'm in for the ride.
*Timon: Whoever made the best ride splashes is the king of Tropical Superior.
*Pat: I'm up for the contest.
*Stan: It's not a contest. It's just a test to see who has the best splash in seconds.
*Pat: Best splash in seconds? You mean like the best runtime? We'll see about that.
*Timon: Let's give it a go on the test.
*Pumbaa: Time for the big water ride splash.
*Pat: Head upstairs for the water ride!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan have a challenge together as they went upstairs to get on their tubes to ride on the water slide in the stairway)
*Timon: Are you ready to ride?
*Pumbaa: Yes we are.
*Pat: So ready.
*Stan: Move the tubes and get riding.
*Everyone: *ride on the tubes in the water slide of the stairway*
*Timon: Woo!
*Pumbaa: This is fun.
*Pat: I like the sound of splashing.
*Stan: Amazing on what we did in the ride.
*Timon: The best splash in the park.
*Pat: I wish we were in the park by now.
*Stan: I look like the captain of the ship.
*Timon: Why does our tube look like a big nest?
*Pat: Every tube is designed like that.
*Stan: It's suppose to look the same as being accurate.
*Pumbaa: Well, i kinda like the way the tube look.
*Timon: The funner it goes, the more you'll get.
*Pat: It's so much better than surfing in the waves.
*Stan: What? You never surfed in the waves before.
*Pat: How come? All i did is throw fire sticks at a fire show in Hawaii.
*Stan: Yeah, but that was on vacation.
*Timon: I used to dance with the grubs on my head to spin around to give them grubs to eat.
*Pumbaa: The best part about vacations is eating grubs.
*Pat: I'm getting kinda hungry. Can we eat something?
*Stan: We don't have any food left. We'll eat sometime later when we get out of this trap.
*Pat: Too bad. I know the alarm is making us trapped like a prisoner.
*Timon: No one here is a Brutox, am i right?
*Pat: Heck yes.
*Stan: That's the bottom line right there.
*Pumbaa: I know what you're doing Timon.
*Timon: I know my manners. All my actions belong to me.
(At the neighborhood, a bunch of tanks are heading to Pat and Stan's house, lined up as the tanks are lead by the Panther Commander and Boar Sergeant. Aunt Martha is seen driving as she saw the tanks on her way to the city.)
*Aunt Martha: Ooh, is there some tank parade going on?
(Emily, Lili, Momo, Stuart, Stephanie and Professor Chi-Chi see the tanks heading to the neighborhood to target on Pat and Stan's house)
*Emily: What the?
*Lili: What is going on?
*Momo: *confused*
*Stuart: What did i miss?
*Stephanie: That's a load of tanks.
*Chi-Chi: I knew these tanks would come along to blow up that house.
*Panther Commander: We finally made it.
*Boar Sergeant: Hoi! They're in big trouble this time. Bigger trouble!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan are seen relaxing on the tubes in the house, only to be heard by the noise of the tanks outside)
*Timon: Are you hearing what i'm hearing?
*Pumbaa: Was that you Pat?
*Pat: What? No. That wasn't me. Why would i make a sound like this? I'm a hippo.
*Stan: I'm coming from outside.
*Timon: Outside? But we're locked in?
*Panther Commander: *hold up a megaphone outside* This gotta do the trick to kick them all out of the house. *speak out with the megaphone* Hey you! Why are you leaving the junk in your backyard?!
*Timon: Oh no. The police is here!
*Pumbaa: There is no way out. Remember, we're locked out.
*Stan: Everything is going to be okay, unless they throw a bomb at us.
*Pat: I can handle it. *swim to the door*
*Timon: Pat, no! Are you crazy? You're gonna arrest us to the prison zone.
*Pat: I got this Timon. I know how to distract them.
*Timon: Oh god. Why didn't the alarm warn us about the situation?
*Panther Commander: *still use the megaphone outside* Come out, come out whatever you are. You need to clean up your junk or i'm reporting you to the governor!
*Boar Sergeant: *grab the megaphone from the panther commander* Oh give me that. I can handle it better! *speak loud and clear with a megaphone* Let's go! Come out already! You are going to leave this house permanently and take out all the items you left outside and take them to the garbage! This is a warning to our community and the ones you're leaving out is messing the environment within the government's control! This is your only warning and i don't want to say this again, but you gotta listen to the warning i gave you.
*Pat: *try to open the door* It's locked! We're still locked!
*Stan: I don't know what to say. But we better run for!
*Timon: Run upstairs!
*Pat: *rush upstairs with his gang* Wait for me!
*Boar Sergeant: *outside* You're not coming out, eh? You're speechless, huh? That's it. You know what we are going to do to your home!
(Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan reach upstairs to warn the High-Tech Alarm about the army's arrival)
*Timon: Alarm, Alarm! We're in danger!
*Stan: Mister, the army is surrounded in the whole neighborhood. They're gonna blow the house down!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Blow the house down, eh? *locate the army* I knew you shouldn't tell me that seconds ago when they're launching an attack to your lockdown. Oh well, i'll have to do it my way.
*Pat: Thank you!
*High-Tech Alarm: *alarm the house with siren sounds* Intruder alert! We are facing a dangerous threat to your household!
*Panther Commander: *outside* What is that noise?
*Boar Sergeant: *outside* Now he's talking with a series microphone voice that connect within the speaker's wires.
*Panther Commander: I don't think the president is going to like all of this coming from one's house in the neighborhood.
*Boar Sergeant: Maybe we should evacuate the whole neighborhood.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Walking in too soon? It look like you came into the wrong place. Step aside. I am about to make my biggest comeback yet!
*Panther Commander: You! Come out where i can see your face. I don't care if you are a wizard or not!
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I don't think so. I am born to take over and i am born to control, even as a AI. You leave this private place or else!
*Boar Sergeant: I smell the lies in here.
*Panther Commander: That's it. You're under restricted. Get out or we're reporting you to the court.
*High-Tech Alarm: Say hello to my little friends. *laser all over the place*
*Panther Commander: Holy buckets! The cameras can shoot lasers!
*Boar Sergeant: We are under attack! Army, let's go! Bomb this house away!
*Cow Soldier: Aye aye sir! *enter inside of his tank* Ready or not, here i bomb! *use the tank's cannon to shoot the cannonballs against the house as the cannonballs froze within the alarm's powers*
*Timon: *inside of the house* We're bombed!
*Pumbaa: Save us, lord mercy!
*Pat: *hold the computer* Do something before we all die to meat!
*Stan: What are the cannonballs floating for?
*High-Tech Alarm: *laugh* You won't take away this house. I am in control of everything. No one can stop me by the touches of my system. *use the cannonballs to bomb the tanks*
*Boar Sergeant: Bacon bits! It's killing off our members!
*Cow Soldier: *he and his soldiers survived the crash as they jump over to the other tanks* Guys, we have to go! There is no way on beating this cursed home!
*Panther Commander: Curse your home! We'll get you for this later on! You're trying to take over the world with your machinery magic powers? How crazy of you!
*Boar Sergeant: Run for your furs!
(The Panther Commander and Boar Sergeant run off as they jump into the tanks with the tanks escaping from the cannonballs attacking as the neighbors hide from their homes from the alarm's attack on the army. Professor Chi-Chi hide from his lab after the alarm's attack on the army.)
*Chi-Chi: Pat and Stan, you are going to pay for this! So does you Timon and Pumbaa!
(As the army left, the alarm control all the boxes and items outside into the backyard as Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan watch the screen to see the alarm taking control of everything)
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Stay away from the house. You are not welcomed anymore.
*Timon: Yay! You did it!
*Pumbaa: You got rid of that army too fast!
*Pat: We're saved!
*Stan: Thank god, we're not getting evicted anytime sooner or living out in the streets with the rats.
*Timon: But, here's he problem. We're still stuck inside.
*Pat: I know. But Tropical Superior at Home did all the fun for us until the big surprise with the army.
*Stan: Those tanks are killing.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* Thank you guys for being such patient as i will clean up the house by draining all the water in. *drain all the water out of the house*
*Timon: The house is now clean as it should be.
*Pat: I'm gonna miss the water from swimming.
*Stan: Oh well. Back to the basics of a regular home.
*Pumbaa: It's clean now.
*Timon: I feel so fantastic after that intruder.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I saved you guys from the army. No army is going to bomb the house down as a castle. You are safe now from your favorite alarm.
*Stan: High-Tech, we will never trust you, but you have our thanks as a honor for saving us.
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* I wouldn't be trusted with gifts. But, i still agree with you anyways.
*Stan: Right now, we're going on celebration mode.
*Pat: It's time for a party!
*Pumbaa: Every vacation need to have a party.
*Timon: We're gonna rock this virtual vacation with a hit. Hit it alarm!
*High-Tech Alarm: *play "I Feel Fantastic" by Jonathan Coulton* Now playing a song where you feel fantastic for a living!
*Timon:
I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes me
I take a wake up pill and fill with energy
I power on hard and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
I take a driving pill and head to my friend
I drive around a bit 'cause work isn't very far
I call my leaf can and I check my messages
But I don't have any messages
*Pumbaa:
All I know is driving on drugs feels better when they're prescription
All I know is the world looks beautiful, the world looks so damn beautiful
*Pat:
We feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now
*Stan:
We feel fantastic
And I never felt as good as how I do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how I felt that day
When I felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now
*Timon:
Work is anything but quiet these days
I try to medicate my concentration haze
I can see the day unfold in front of me
So I take the stairs and hit the gym
The pride is calling when I get to my falls
What was a stinging's now a sharp pain in my chest
So I take a utamu and just chill
And then it's time for lunch again
*Pumbaa:
All I know is work is easy when you don't stress out about deadlines
All I know is I take my medicine I always take my medicine
*Timon:
And we feel fantastic
And we never felt as good as how we do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how we felt that day
When I felt the way that we do right now, right now, right now
*Pumbaa:
We feel fantastic
And we never felt as good as how we do right now
Except for maybe when I think of how we felt that day
When we felt the way that I do right now, right now, right now
Right now, right now, right now...
*Pat:
Sometimes I'd like to slow things down
And enjoy the moment
But when I look the moment's gone
*Stan:
Work is over but I can't stay to work late
Got to leave and get ready for my second date
With a pretty girl that I met at the pharmacy
Right in the prescription line
I take a pill for my social anxiety
I get a table and a nice bottle of chablis
Now it's getting late and there's still no sign of her
I have another glass of wine
*Pat:
All I know is the wine lasts longer when you don't gotta share it with someone
All I know is the steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill
*Stan:
And we feel fantastic
And we never felt as good as how we do right now
Except for maybe when we think of how we felt that day
When we felt the way that we do right now, right now
*Pat:
And we feel fantastic
And we never felt as good as how we do right now
Except for maybe when we think of how we felt that day
When I felt the way that we do right now, right now, right now
*Timon: *rock around* Oh yeah!
*Pumbaa: We're fantastic!
*Pat: Bongo binga!
*Stan: Fantastic Four.
*Timon: Uh huh.
*Pumbaa: That's right.
(After the fantastic day the animals have, the gang went to sleep together in the attic)
*Pat: I love you guys a lot.
*Stan: Best virtual vacation we ever had.
*Timon: We call it a day. I like it.
*Pumbaa: Now after we have that little practice of a vacation, i hope tomorrow, we can get out of this house and go into our real vacation at last.
*Timon: I may be thinking about Operation "Housebreak!" or something like that.
*Pat: Operation "Housebreak!" is the codename for our escape.
*Timon: I wish it's like that. But we gotta sleep. Our eyes must be starting to close down on us.
*Pumbaa: Whatever the bed bugs say.
*Pat: Goodnight.
*Stan: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
*Timon: If you're feeling the itch, you can go into your beds in your own rooms.
*Pat: I think we're fine sleeping here with you guys.
*Timon: But it can change. If you ever change your mind. Just ask me.
*Stan: We're gonna be sleeping. No worries.
*Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata.
*Timon: Goodnight boys.
*Pat: Whatever. *sleep with the gang*
*High-Tech Alarm: *voice* And so, the little quiet animals go to sleep.
(As the gang went to sleep in the attic, meanwhile at the lab, Dr. KeNeli and Dr. DeSantis watch the animals sleep in the attic of the house on their screens, curious on High-Tech's plans on killing them)
*Dr. KeNeli: So, the meerkat, warthog, hippo and dog are sleeping.
*Dr. DeSantis: The alarm is keeping in charge of the house. They won't let them escape without a single laser touch.
*Dr. KeNeli: Good thing, they're stuck inside for the rest of their lives.
*Dr. DeSantis: They got no food, no water. No nothing!
*Dr. KeNeli: They'll be stuck until they starved to death.
*Dr. DeSantis: No one touches our alarm or break them all in pieces. *laugh with Dr. KeNeli*
THE END
==Trivia==
*The title is based on many virtual events that have taken place during the Coronavirus/COVID-19 pandemic when most of the in-person events like Comic-Con were canceled or postponed which forced the events to go virtually on technologies like computers and phones.
*Pumbaa says "Huwezi!", a catchphrase from Fuli from The Lion Guard.
*The music that plays when Timon, Pumbaa, Pat and Stan have a vacation at home is the song that played in the climax of the Pat and Stan movie The Treasure of Pit and Mortimer and some episodes of Pat and Stan.
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