Bayo

Bayo is a food that exists. You, the person reading this page, do not want to know what bayo really is.....! All we can tell you, is the fact that it is what is sold at the Bayo Bucket. It's also an ingredient in the Mayo Burger, a burger with the biggest amount of bayo you can think of. It was so nasty it tasted like a thousand ghost peppers, which is what we assume bayo tastes like. Many who have been known to eat bayo have recalled it tasting disgusting, anyway, so we know bayo tastes terrible.
It is assumed by several investigators that bayo may have played a role in the case surrounding the Peculiar Blue Thing That Snatched Up Mr. George, but we're not sure of this yet. So, you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, cause I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming, to town.
Some people believe that Smely Yeti possesses a large amount of bayo, which he uses to create his Snowcones. Smely Yeti will always deny anybody who accuses him of this, and will insist that they are really created with lemon. 
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