Pornography & Ornithology 1

For the similarly named question also from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK, see Pornography & Ornithology 2.
Pornography & Ornithology is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Which of these is NOT a bird?
===Choices===
1. booby
2. dickcissel
3. titmouse
4. corksocker
===Choice Quotes===
1. "The booby. Strangely enough, they nest in discarded brassieres."
2. "Dickcissel. I had one of those back in college, but my doctor gave me an ointment for it."
3. "The titmouse. No,, it's a bird. I know, it sounds like a cartoon co-starring Boobycat."
4. "The corksocker."
===Answer Quote===
"You should see these guys guzzle down worms.
===Correct Answer Reveal Quote===
"There is no such bird called…."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"A corksocker. We made that up."
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