The Object Thief!

The Object Thief is an episode of CuldeeFell Shortz!
== Script ==
SYNOPSIS - The Sushi Pack gets into a breaking argument after they acuse eachother of stealing eachothers things. Despite their grudges for eachother, the team try to find out where their items are coming from, and who is the culprit responsible.
(It starts off late at night at the Sushi Pack house. Maguro is seen asleep wearing a sleeping mask. Eventually she gets awoken by Tako in the other room)
Tako: Yeah! Take that!
Maguro: "sigh"
(Maguro ignores this and goes back to sleep but then)
Tako: HAHA! How does that taste!?
Maguro: Ugh!
(Maguro gets up and enters Tako's dark room. She switches the lights on, Tako is seen with a Nintendo Switch)
Tako: Hey hey hey! Watch the light!
Maguro: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Tako: Uhh time for me to make it to the next level!
Maguro: It is THREE in the morning. We're trying to get some sleep. Can't you play that thing tommorow?
Tako: I mean yeah I would, but why wait to play the game tommorow when I can play it now, am I right?
Maguro: Tako, you can't play that thing all night.
Tako: Technically I can.
Maguro: Just put the damn thing down, please?
Tako: Ugh. Fine. I'll put it down.
(Tako puts the switch down)
Maguro: Thank you. Good night Tako.
(Maguro turns the lights on and walks back to her room, eventually she gets interupted again)
Tako: YEAH! TAKE THAT LOSERS!
(Maguro gets red in the face but she exhales and calms down)
Maguro: Strong Maguro. Keep your inner tuna.
(Maguro walks back into Tako's room)
Tako: Oh what now?
Maguro: Dude, I told you to put the thing down!
Tako: Yeah you did tell me to put it down, now i'm playing it on the floor.
Maguro: When I said put it down, I meant shut the thing off until tommorow.
Tako: But i'm almost at Level 69!
(Animatronic MarioFan2009 is seen at the window)
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Heh. Nice.
Tako: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING AT MY WINDOW!?
Animatronic MarioFan2009: Um uhhh.
(AMF2009 runs off)
Tako: That guy is weird.
Maguro: Tako, please just shut the game off and go to sleep. I don't wanna take that thing away from you by force.
Tako: UUUUUUUUUGH! Fine i'll shut it off.
(Tako shuts the switch off)
Maguro: See? That wasn't so hard. Goodnight Tako.
(Maguro smiles and closes the door. Tako rolls his eyes and goes to sleep)
Tako: "Shut the game off. Put it down." I'm the leader i'll say when I put the game away. "yawn"
(Tako goes to sleep. Eventually once he falls asleep, a small shadowy figure comes in and grabs the Switch from the table. They leave and close the door behind them. It cuts to the morning. Music plays as Maguro wakes up)
Maguro: "yawn" Ahh good morning world!
(Maguro opens her room door only to see Tako there angered)
Maguro: Oh good morning Tako-
Tako: Very funny. Give it back.
Maguro: Uhhh what?
Tako: My game! Give it back.
Maguro: I... don't have your game dude.
Tako: BS. I woke up this morning and it was gone.
Maguro: Was it misplaced, I think you can find it if you retrace your steps-
Tako: Yeah I did do that. I remember that the last place I put it at was at the table next to my bed! And when I woke up this morning. It wasn't there. I know you took it because you threatened to take it away from me last night.
Maguro: Okay, I am really sick of you blaming me for stealing your game.
Tako: I'm not blaming you, I know you did it!
Maguro: Tak-
Tako: Just admit it already!
(Maguro starts getting red in the face and is about to be in rage but she once again takes a deep breath in and out)
Maguro: (To herself) Strong maguro. Remember your inner tuna... (To Tako) Look Tako, If I took your game I would have told you.
Tako: "sigh" I... guess you have a point? Well if you didn't take it then who did?
Kani: (Offscreen) What the HELL is your problem!?
Ikura: (Offscreen) What- what did I do?
(The two run to the living room where Kani and Ikura are arguing)
Kani: I can't BELIEVE you would steal from me, Salmon!
Ikura: Wh-what did I steal!?
Kani: Remember those strawberries I bought yesterday, you asked to have some and I said "No" because I was saving them for myself! I come to the fridge this morning to have one and I see NONE of them in the fridge!
Ikura: I didn't take any of your strawberries Kani.
Kani: Yes you DID!
(Kani pushes Ikura in anger)
Ikura: Hey don't push me!
(Ikura pushes Kani back. Kani gets red in the face and activates her claw arm. She uses it to Slam Ikura across the room into a bookshelf)
Maguro: KANI!
Tako: IKURA!
(Tako runs to Ikura to help him up)
Tako: You alright.
Ikura: Y-yeah. I'll live.
(Maguro storms up to Kani)
Maguro: What is wrong with you!? You do NOT do that to Ikura!
Kani: Maybe I wouldn't do that if he didn't TAKE my emergency strawberries!
Ikura: I didn't take any of her strawberries, she's wrong fully accusing me.
Kani: Oh SHUT UP!
Ikura: YOUR A BITCH!
Tako and Maguro: HEYYY! WOAH!
Maguro: We don't call slurs at eachother! Not in this house!
Maguro: This is strange. First Tako's game is missing and Kani's strawberries are gone.
Ikura: What's the big deal, they're just strawberries!
Kani: They're not Just "strawberries" they are my COMFORT FOODS!
Ikura: Oh boo hoo and missing strawberries are the end of the world-
(Wasabi slams the door open)
Wasabi: MUSTARD! (Okay who took my hot sauce!?)
Ikura: What?
Wasabi: Mustard! Mustard mustard! (My hot sauce! I left it in the microwave!)
Ikura: I didn't take any hot sauce.
Kani: Me neither.
Maguro: I only eat mayonaise.
Tako: Sorry Wasabi.
(Wasabi gets a suspicious look)
Wasabi: Mustard! (Well I know someone in this room took my hot sauce and i'm gonna get to the bottom of this!)
(Wasabi scoffs and goes back into his room)
Maguro: This is weird. Tako's game, Kani's Strawberries and Wasabi's hotsauce are all gone..
Tako: Well who could have tooken our stuff?
Maguro: Perhaps someone we hate?
(the four look at eachother)
Sushi Pack: The Legion of Low Tide...
(It transitions to Titanium Cheif's Sushi Bar. The Legion are seen hanging out)
Titanium Chief: Ugh! What does it take to have a customer around here!
Uni: Probably because we are in the middle of Mt. Pensacola.
Titanium Chief: Don't talk to me about locations, Uni! "sigh" I wish someone can just come inside and order one of my DAMN DRINKS!
(A man the comes in)
Titanium Chief: GASP! A CUSTOMER! PLACES EVERYONE!
(The man walks up to the counter)
Titanium Chief: Welcome to Low Tide Sushi! How can we take your order?
Man: Yeah, uhhh I think i'll take a double caviar with extra crab legs on the side.
Titanium Chief: Oh of course! Would you also like a ... "drink" to go along with that?
Man: Well I am pretty thirsty so yeah.
Titanium Chief: Teriffic! Wait, right there.
(Titanium Chief heads to the fridge and grabs a purple drink)
Titanium Chief: Heheheh.....
(Titanium Chief grabs the drink and walks over to the man)
Titanium Chief: Here is you're drink while you wait, sir.
Man: Thank you sir.
(The man slowly is about to drink the drink)
Titanium Chief: Heheheh.
(Suddenly Dry Bone Bro appears)
Dry Bone Bro: Yo meat! I bet you that you can't catch this frisbee!
Meat Bro: Aight bet!
Fugu: Hey no playing in the work area.
Dry Bone Bro: Shut up, your not my dad.
(Dry Bone Bro throws the frisbee knocking the drink out of the Man's hands and the drink is spilled on his tuxedo)
Man: AGH! MY TUX!
Dry Bone Bro: DAMN IT! I missed!
Meat Bro: Haha! Serves you right!
Titanium Chief: I am so so sorry about them sir. Let me clean that up-
Man: NO! I can already see that this place is filled with children. I am leaving, and don't think im not giving your service a bad review on yelp!
Titanium Chief: Wait please don't do that-
Man: I already made up my mind! I am storming out! DRAMATICALLY!
(The man turns his head and scoffs. He leaves the building)
Titanium Chief: No no no please please don't go! GRAHHH!
Toro: Um boss, another person left-
Titanium Chief: Uh der der der! I know that!
(TC turns angrilly towards the bros)
Titanium Chief: I have HAD IT ALREADY! Ever since you BARGED IN to my Sushi Bar-
Mochi: Our... sushi bar.
Titanium Chief: "sigh" Ever since YOU barged into here, you have done nothing but MADE US LOSE ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS! We hadn't made a single penny SINCE!
Dry Bone Bro: Oh. Well that's what me and my friends call "Too bad so sad"
Titanium Chief: PLEASE JUST LEAVE MY BAR!
Dry Bone Bro: No.
Titanium Chef: PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHING IF YOU CAN JUST GET THE F#CK OUT OF HERE!
Dry Bone Bro: We want disney land tickets. For each of us!
Titanium Chief: What? For each, but Disney Land is expensive, and theres a hundred of you!
Dry Bone Bro: Well if there are no disney land tickets we aint leaving! Come on boys! Let's continue playing frisbee!
Hammer Bros: YEAH!
Titanium Chief: No no no STOP PLAYING! GRAHHHHHH!
(Unagi looks out the window and sees the sushi pack coming towards)
Unagi: Hey uh boss, the Sushi Pack are coming towards us.
Titanium Chief: WHAT! SUSHI PACK!?
Dry Bone Bro: Shit umm we gotta hide.
(The hammer bros run off. The pack then enters)
Tako: Low Tide...
Titanium Chief: Sushi Pack... How did you find my secret Sushi Bar!?
Maguro: We found your ad.
(Kani brings up her phone which has an ad for Low Tide's Sushi)
Titanium Chief: "sigh" I new it was a bad idea to spend my life savings on that add.
Mochi: Wait, you had life savings? Why do we even run this sushi bar when we still had money!?
Titanium Chief: Just SHUT UP Will you!? (To Sushi Pack) You five are not welcome here.
Tako: We know that very clear, but we came to get our stuff back.
Titanium Chief: What stuff?
Maguro: Tako's switch, Kani's strawberries, and Wasabi's hot sauce.
Ikura: Better tell us where they are.
Kani: Or your gonna make us REALLY crabby!
Wasabi: "MUSTARD!" (WHAT SHE SAID!)
Toro: We stole stuff?
Titanium Chief: What? We didn't steal anything what the f*ck are you talking about?
Tako: Sushi pack. Search the place.
(The 5 get to work searching the Sushi Bar trashing the place in the process)
Titanium Chief: Hey hey hey STOP! DON'T TOUCH THAT HEY!
(The five continue searching but then stop)
Tako: Didn't find anything. You guys?
Sushi Pack: No.
Wasabi: Mustard! (No!)
Tako: Where are they Titanium Chief!?
Titanium Chief: I didn't take any of your stuff!
Mochi: Yeah for once we are telling the truth, we didn't take anything.
Uni: Yeah!
Unagi: YEE!
Toro: What he said!
Maguro: He has a point. My senses are telling me that there isn't a trace of our stuff in here.
Kani: Are you kidding me!?
(Kani punches through a painting destroying it)
Uni: NO NOT PICASSO!
Tako: Well uh apologies. We will be leaving no.
Titanium Chief: Oh no your not! You're gonna stay here and clean this place up-
Mochi: Uh chief, they already left.
(Titanium Chief sees the doors swinging and the Pack are gone)
Titanium Chief: Kill me.
Uni: Well this is tragic.
Unagi: Hey why are we wasting time trying to sell brainwashing drinks when we can just rob a store?
Titanium Chief: Hmmm. You got a point Unagi... LETS GO ROB WALMART!
(The Low Tide cheer and run off. Dry Bone Bro comes out from behind a chair)
Dry Bone Bro: Wait, they're all gone.
Ice Bro: Well what are we waiting for!? LETS F*CKING PARTY!
(The hammer bros throw a party. It cuts back to the house)
Tako: Well the Legion didn't have our stuff.
Maguro: Well who else could have tooken them?
Wasabi: Mustard (I Don't know)
Kani: Probably Ikura took them.
Ikura: UGH! I had enough of this! I'm taking a bubble bath.
(Ikura gets up and leaves)
Tako: Well theres gotta be something we can do.
Maguro: Maybe like I said before, we can retrace our steps.
Tako: I already said that didn't work. Maybe we can-
Ikura: (Offscreen) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Ikura comes running in)
Ikura: SOMEONE STOLE MY BATH BUBBLES!
(Ikura looks at Kani)
Ikura: You... First you blame me for stealing my strawberries and then you steal my BATH BUBBLES!?
Kani: What? I didn't steal your stupid bubbles. You stole my strawberries!
Ikura: GIVE ME MY BUBBLES BACK!
Kani: GIVE ME MY STRAWBERRIES!
Wasabi: MUSTARD MUSTARD! (CAN SOMEONE GIVE ME MY HOTSAUCE BACK!?)
(The three start rapidly arguing)
Tako: OKAY! OKAY! OKAAAAAAAAAAY!
(The three shut up)
Tako: ARE YOU DONE!?
Kani: I'll be done once I get my Strawberries back!
Tako: We are not going anywhere because of this stupid missing items bs!
Maguro: I agree with Tako, and arguing and pointing fingers won't fix anything!
Tako: Now we all need to start acting like adults and try solving the problem, instead of making it worse.
Maguro: True, now you three should go ahead and make amends. I'm going to read my books.
(Maguro heads to her room)
Kani: "cough cough" Thief.
Ikura: "cough cough" Annoying.
Wasabi: Mustard... (Assholes...)
Tako: "sigh"
(A small figure is seen coming into their room and grabbing Maguro's books. Maguro's door is seen opening. The theif gets jumped and grabs the books and hides under the table. Maguro comes in)
Maguro: A good book will clear my mind.
(Maguro walks up to the table only to see that her books are gone)
Maguro: w-what the? My books! Okay this has gone on far enough!
(Maguro storms into living room where everyone is still arguing)
Maguro: EVERYONE!
(The four stop)
Maguro: Alright this has gone on long enough! Whoever keeps stealing stuff from our house needs to reveal themselves NOW! I MEAN IT!
Kani: It was Ikura!
Ikura: No Kani Did it!
Wasabi: Mustard! (It could be Tako for all we know!)
Tako: Me!? I had my game stolen, why are you blaming me!?
(The four continue arguing. Maguro uses her telekenesis to break a vase attracting everyones attention)
Maguro: can we please just stop arguing! For the last time! If the theif isn't going to reveal themselves, then we are going to find the theif.
(The four look nervous. It then cuts to later where Maguro places a $50 dollar bill onto a metal plate)
Maguro: Okay, I grabbed 50 dollars from my wallet and placed it on this plate. Once someone touches the 50 dollar bill, this net will fall over the captor and trap them with this net blow. We will all be asleep, and when the clock strikes, we will find the theif. And whoever we find as the theif will be HARSHLY punished... We get it?
(The four nod)
Maguro: Alright. Now let's go to sleep. We will wake up when we hear the sound of the alarm.
(The five head to their rooms)
Kani: Try not to steal the 50 dollars.
Ikura: Oh get off my back. For the last time i'm not no damn theif!
(It cuts to a few hours later and everyone is asleep in their rooms. Outside the house, the small shadowy figure is seen coming out of a bush. They run towards the window and see the 50 dollar bill. The figure brings out a walkie talkie)
???: (Radio) Do you see anything this time?
???: I see a 50 dollar bill on that table over there.
???: (Radio) Well what are you waiting for, grab it.
???: Look, can't we just stop with this plan, I do not feel right taking people's stuff.
???: (Radio) Well they deserve it for what they did to me!
???: Yeah but stealing is just wrong...
???: (Radio) Hey, its either you go in there and steal that money or I am cooking you into calamari sticks? Do you want that!?
???: "sigh' N-no.
???: (Radio) Exactly. Now get in there. The more we steal from them, the more they will point fingers at eachother, and break up! And my plan will be complete!
(??? hangs up the radio. They open the window and head inside. They grab the 50 dollar bill)
???: Gotcha!
(Suddenly the net from above comes falling on them)
???: Huh?
(The net fully catches the figure. The Sushi Pack wakes up)
Maguro: Gotcha!
(The five head out of their rooms)
Maguro: Wait, all of you are here?
Tako: Than that means...
Ikura: The theif isn't one of us!
Kani: It's someone else breaking into our house!
Wasabi: Mustard! (Let's go get em)
(The Sushi Pack runs up to the figure in the net)
Tako: Caught ya. You think you can steal our stuff and not get away with it!
(Wasabi grabs a flash light and points it at the net. The figure is revealed to be a small purple octopus)
Tako: What the?
Octopus: Please... I don't mean any trouble...
Kani: No trouble?! You broke into our house!
Maguro: Who are you? And why are you stealing our stuff?
Octopus: Let me go and i'll tell you everything please.
(The five hesitate at first)
Tako: Cut the rope.
(Kani uses her crab arm to cut the rope and the net falls to the floor freeing the octopus)
Octopus: Thank you.
Ikura: Now wheres my bubbles!?
Kani: And my strawberries!?
Wasabi: Mustard! (And my Hot Sauce!)
Tako: Guys please. (To the octopus) Who are you?
Octopus: My name is Hideki. I was hired by two mean people to try and steal your stuff.
Tako: But why?
Hideki: Because I have no where else to go. My family died in a fisherman attack and I was found and forced to do things against my will. These people wanted me to steal stuff from you guys so you can all turn on eachother.
Maguro: But why?
Hideki: Appearantly they have history with you... They are-
(Suddenly a net is shot through the window and traps the five. Lord Vyce then barges in the door with a gun)
Lord Vyce: I knew you'd bail on me you little shit...
(The Pack and Hideki gasp)
Tako: Lord f*cking Vyce. I should have known.
Lord Vyce: Hello Sushis. Been a while hasn't it.
Maguro: You have some nerve coming back here after brainwashing me!
Lord Vyce: Silent Tunafish! Or I will put a bullet in your head!
Tako: You hurt her and your going to be speaking to my tentacles!
Lord Vyce: DO anything rash and I will sick him on you.
Ikura: Him?
(Wild Card appears with dual pistols)
Wasabi: MUSTARD!? (WILD CARD!?)
Wild Card: Told you i'd be back for you...
Lord Vyce: Yes we really didn't take kindly to you ruining our plans and we originally wanted to try to kill you again, but we decided the next best thing. Having all of you turn on eachother.
Wild Card: Yeah and that didn't work so we're going to have to go back to plan 1 which is killing you.
Kani: You guys are idiots!
(Lord Vyce and Wild Card talk at the same time)
Lord Vyce: Maybe we are, but that won't stop us from our plans for you. We are going to chop you into many peices, cook you alive, and feed you to the ducks in the pond.
Wild Card: WHAT!? NO! I AM NOT AN IDIOT! I AM ANYTHING BUT AN IDIOT! CALL ME AN IDIOT ONE MORE TIME I WILL HURT YOU BADLY!
(Tako growls. He looks at Hideki who finds a nearby phone. Tako nods and Hideki nods. She slips out of the net and slowly walks over to the phone)
Lord Vyce: I have so many ways to torture you five, I can't remember them on the top of my head. So i'll list of them.
(Lord Vyce brings out a list)
Lord Vyce: Feed you to a shark, throw you in a volcano, make you watch banned looney tunes movies.
Kani: NOT BANNED LOONEY TUNES!
Lord Vyce: Yep, and thats not even the worse i have in mind. Electrotheraphy, forcing you to battle eachother, you have to shine my shoes, you have to massage my foot, you have to befriend the parasites-
Hideki: Hey Vyce!
Lord Vyce: What the- how the hell did you escape the net!?
Hideki: I am small, remember?
Lord Vyce: Ugh. Wild Card, do me and favor and shoot this purple pest.
Hideki: That will not be necessary. Because I just dialed 911 and recorded your conversation.
Lord Vyce: WHAT!? You're LYING!
Hideki: Am I?
(The two then hear police sirens outside)
Lord Vyce: SHIT WE GOTTA RUN!
Wild Card: What about the sushis?
Lord Vyce: FORGET THAT I AM NOT GOING BACK TO THE SLAMMER!
(The two run off. Hideki runs to the sushi pack freeing them)
Tako: Thanks Hideki.
Hideki: No problem.
(Brooklyn Guy races in)
Brooklyn Guy: PPD! We came as soon as we heard, are you guys alright?
Kani: Yeah we are fine.
Ikura: But the villains ran off. What will happen to them?
Brooklyn Guy: Seeing as they are resisting arrest, I can't gaurantee their survival.
(It cuts to outside, Simmons is observing the area. Lord Vyce and Wild Card come out of hiding)
Lord Vyce: Wild Card, go out there and cause a distraction. I will be looking after you for your saftey.
Wild Card: Got it.
(Lord Vyce runs out. Wild Card bursts out the bushes and starts shooting at the officers. Maguro runs out and uses her telekenisis to make a tree fall on Wild Card)
Wild Card: Mommy.
(The tree falls on Wild Card, still alive, but he is heavily hurt)
Maguro: Nailed it!
(Lord Vyce comes jumping in the middle of the chaos)
Lord Vyce: Okay Sushi pricks! Where are you hiding at now!?
(Ikura appears)
Ikura: Right here, bitch.
(Ikura holds his hands out)
Lord Vyce: Oh fu-
(Ikura shoots bubbles at Lord Vyce pinning him to a tree)
Lord Vyce: Ow...
Kani: Nice shot Ikura!
Ikura: Thank you!
(The two are then seen being taken away)
Brooklyn Guy: Good job you called us in time.
Tako: No need to thank us, it was Hideki who called the police in time.
Hideki: Aw shucks..
Simmons: We also raided the base of those villains and found a box filled with stuff you might be familiar with.
(Simmons drops the box that has the nintendo switch, books, strawberries, bubbles, and hotsauce)
Tako: My game!
Maguro: My books!
Ikura: MY BUBBLES! YES!
Kani: My Strawberries!
Wasabi: Mustard! (My Hotsauce!)
(Wasabi starts drinking his hotsauce)
Brooklyn Guy: Well thanks to you guys, we have to more villains to add to the slammer. And for attempted murder, kidnapping, and stealing, those two are going away for a long time.
(Police officers are seen loading Lord Vyce and Wild Card into the car)
Tako: Serves you right for stealing our stuff!
Lord Vyce: This isn't the end sushis. I will be back!
Wild Card: And so will I!
Officer Goodman: Shut up and watch your head.
(Officer Goodman loads the two into the car)
Brooklyn Guy: Well thanks again sushi pack. We will be heading back to the station.
Tako: You too, officer!
(Brooklyn Guy gets in his car and he and the police drive away)
Kani: Hey Ikura, sorry for blaming you for stealing my strawberries.
Ikura: Eh it's fine. I should apologize too for being an ass.
Kani: We cool?
Ikura: Yeah we cool.
(Ikura bumps Kani's shoulder. Kani then bumps Ikura's shoulder sending him flying)
Kani: Oh my gosh! Ikura!
(Kani goes chasing after Ikura)
Maguro: So, where are you going to go to now, Hideki?
Hideki: I don't know. With my family being gone I don't know where I can reside in now. I might be homeless in the streets for all I know.
Maguro: Poor thing.
Tako: Hey I know! Why don't you stay with us?
Hideki: Really?
Maguro: Yeah, its the least we can do for you saving our backs!
Hideki: But I stole from you guys.
Tako: It's okay. We know you were forced to against your will.
Maguro: You can sleep in the drawer in my room. What do you say?
Hideki: Thank you guys. This means alot to me.
Tako: No problem. Now lets go inside and get you something to eat.
(The Sushi pack and Hideki head back inside. It fades to the Pensacola Prison. Lord Vyce and Wild Card are seen in their cells)
Lord Vyce: Ugh, I can't believe I have made myself into this mess.
Wild Card: This is we should have ran away when we had the chance. Thanks alot Vyce. You always come up with the STUPIDEST plans!
Lord Vyce: Don't call my plans stupid! You didn't kill any gaurds! You have terrible aim!
Wild Card: YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!?
(The two start fighting. Eventually the Legion of Low Tide gets thrown into the cell)
Titanium Chief: OW!
Unagi: I think it wasn't a good idea to rob that bank.
Uni: Oh you think!?
Toro: We should have stayed at the bar.
Mochi: True. (Notices Wild Card and Lord Vyce) Oh hey! You guys look new!
Wild Card: Did that ice cream just talk to me?
(The short irises on Wild Card and it ends)