All-Natural Fabrics That Didn't Catch On

All-Natural Fabrics That Didn't Catch On is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
If you were back in the days of the Renaissance, and you wore a "codpiece made of cod," which of these best describes what you'd be wearing?
===Choices===
1. a jacket made of fire ants
2. a supporter made of fish
3. a stocking made of lard
4. a hat made of cat
===Choice Quotes===
1. "A jacket made of fire ants? No, that'd be a blazer."
2. "A supporter made of fish. 'Cod' is an old term for scrotum."
3. "A stocking made of lard? No, that'd be a slipper."
4. "You will not get points, in a boat. You will not get points, in a moat."
===Answer Quote===
"I'll tell ya somethin', the way the locker rooms smelled in school, I think several of the fellas had cod codpieces."
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