Vaz

===VAZ INTERNATIONAL         FOR LIFE'S STICKY MOMENTS.    NOT TO BE USED FOR ILLEGAL PURPOSES.===
A universal lubricant useable in many forms, expedate the incompatable meeting of objects.
Vaz can be used as a lubricant while sucking on feathers.
Vaz is produced from gloop, squeezed out of the blurbflies (little flying biological ads the size of a housefly). It is revealed as a form of artificial life, a constantly replicating nymphomation. It can be squirted into a locked door to unlock it or into a computer's floppy drive to get you through password protection. 
Vaz is used to grease the engine parts.
Beetle and Mandy use Boudoir Vaz ("Protector, lubricator, contraceptive, inflamer; all in the same jar).
Beetle, Barney and Tristan use it as a hair product.
Beetle's gloves and gun were constantly and properly smeared with it.