Adulting

"Adulting" is a song sung in the 2020 animated film, Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe.
==Lyrics==
Doofenshmirtz: So you say you got a patch for leading people through a jungle?
But I got a prescription for this anti-fungal, so I win!
Isabella: How is that winning?
Doofenshmirtz: I'm saying I'm prepared.
Isabella: Undecided whether I should feel disturbed or scared
Doofenshmirtz: I'm older and bolder, got this ache in my shoulder
I keep my medical records in this manila folder
Isabella: Meaning?
Doofenshmirtz: Just that I lived more.
Isabella: But I've got a better feeling for the great outdoors
Doofenshmirtz: You think you know just what to do, but I've got a ton more experience than you, in adulting!
Isabella: Is that what it's called?
Doofenshmirtz: I know you don't know what I mean, but you're not gonna know it till you turn eighteen, It's called "adulting"!
Isabella: That's not a verb.
Doofenshmirtz: When you're no longer a private, you're a sarge! You're all grown up and you're living large!
You get to be the one in charge! (Get it off of me! Get it off of me!) It's called adulting!
Isabella: It's still not a verb.
Doofenshmirtz: Come on, back me up, Ferb.
Ferb: It's not a verb.
Doofenshmirtz: Whatever.
Isabella: Can you read a compass?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Or start a fire?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Build a shelter?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Or change a tire?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Dig a hole?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Pitch a tent?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Navigate?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Circumvent?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Chop a tree?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Build a snare?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Catch a fish?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Fight a bear?
Doofenshmirtz: No.
Isabella: Now I think our only care, and I think this question is really fair, is can you get us from here to there?
Doofenshmirtz: Absolutely!
Isabella: You can? How?
Doofenshmirtz: By adulting! Yes, adulting!
Baljeet: He makes a salient point.
Isabella: Baljeet!
Doofenshmirtz: I'm adulting!
Baljeet: What? He sounds authoritative.
Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm adulting! I'm an adult!
==Videos==
Adulting (From "Phineas and Ferb The Movie Candace Against the Universe")
Adulting
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