Very Hairy, Mary

Very Hairy, Mary is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"You remember that nursery rhyme that goes 'Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow?"
===Question===
If Mary had back-hair that came in as often as the perennials in her garden, about how often would she have to shave in order to maintain a smooth back?
===Question Reading===
"Well if Mary had back-hair that came in as often as the perennials in her garden, about how often would she have to shave in order to maintain a smooth back?"
===Choices===
1. once a lifetime
2. once a year
3. once every other year
4. never
===Choice Quotes===
1. Once a lifetime. No. That's about how often you seem to guess the correct answer.
2. "A perrenial is a plant that only comes in about once a year."
3. "Biannual. And bye to your points."
4. "Never. And then, if she grew it long enough, she could floss with it." [vomiting]
===Answer Quote===
"I wonder if Mary's ever considered electrolysis." [zap, Mary screaming]
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