Booed Off

Booed Off is the 8th episode of season 1 of SBFW's Got Talent.
==Transcript==
Nicholas Withers: And we’re back with yet another episode of SBFW’s Got Talent! Today we finally get to see the results of the last episode’s voting. Let’s see here… (he sees the results) Again? Seriously, people, can you not do two ties in a row? At least more people voted this time. Instead of getting the judges out again, I’m gonna flip a coin. If it’s heads, Shaq will be out. If it’s tails, Fred will be out.
(he flips a coin)
Nicholas: Tails! Sorry, Fred, you’re out.
Fred: MY HEART! (he leaves heartbroken)
Nicholas: Ah, I love and hate coin flips. With that out of the way, it’s time for 5 more contestants! Time to spin the wheel of… shame!
(He spins the wheel of… whatever)
Nicholas: Mao Mao!
Mao Mao: Finally, my day of legendary-ness has come.
Nicholas: Lisa Loud!
Lisa: Yes! Evil genius phase 2 is complete! I mean, what?
Nicholas: Cavenpuss!
Cavenpuss: Hopefully people won’t freak out about me this time…
Nicholas: Bubble Bass!
Bubble Bass: I am honored to be honored, good sir.
Nicholas: And finally… SpongeBob! (the crowd cheers)
SpongeBob: I hate how everybody knows me at this point.
Nicholas: Now that the contestants have been chosen, Mao Mao is up first to perform.
Mao Mao: Haha. This time it isn’t watermelons. It isn’t even perfect slices. It’s… (he strips his clothes off) BEING NAKEY! Hey, look! I have no tail! Haha! This will get me internet famous!
Random discord user: Ha! This is peak comedy!
(Mao Mao continues to show off his naked body, and everyone is frightened)
Nicholas: Okay, that’s enough. Off you go, now. Okay, uhh… next up is… I lost my train of thought… Lisa!
Lisa: Thank you, you’re too kind. Now, where are my glasses? (she searches the ground for her glasses) I can’t find them! Oh well, so much for that. I’ll continue on anyway.
(She grabs a remote control to control a robot she made, but presses the wrong button, causing the robot to slap her)
Lisa: Hey! I’m a girl!
Robot: Robots do not care about sex.
Lisa: Uh oh… 
(The robot starts going haywire, slapping several people in the audience)
Audience member 1: That hurt!
Audience member 2: That thing left a slap mark on my face! How am I gonna explain that to my parents?
Audience member 1: I thought you were an orphan.
Audience member 2: Oh yeah…
Audience member 3: Did you say I can harvest your organs?
Audience member 1: I didn’t say that! Wait, NO!
Audience member 2: Uhh…. This is awkward.
Lisa Loud: This is a disaster! (she keeps pressing buttons on the remote, causing the robot to self-destruct, leaving dust all over Nicholas)
Nicholas: Thanks for the… robot… demonstration. Now, let’s move on from this chaos to the next contestant: Cavenpuss!
(Cavenpuss shows up onstage, and a tomato is thrown at him)
Cavenpuss: Hey! What was that for?
Audience member 4: I was bored, okay?
Cavenpuss: Fair enough. Anyway, time to perform again. I’ve brought some popsicle sticks from my freezer to help me with this gig since my mind went completely blank last night. (he pulls out a bag full of popsicle sticks with generic jokes written on them, and picks one out) Ahem. How many apples grow on an apple tree?
(Silence)
Cavenpuss: The answer is all of them.
(A turnip is thrown at his face)
Cavenpuss: This better be worth a lot of bells.
Audience member: It’s worth 29.
Cavenpuss: Screw you! Next joke. How do pigs talk? (silence) Swine language!
Peppa Pig: Hey you, I take offense to that!
Mommy Pig: (O I N K) Yeah, me too!
Daddy Pig: (BIG O I N K)
Cavenpuss: Okay then… Who isn’t offended these days… Next joke. How do handymen get to school? (silence again) A tool bus!
(The audience groans)
Nicholas: I think that’s enough for the.. Jokes. Moving on. Next up is Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: Hold on… just need to get in… this… COSTUME! (as he puts on his Mermaid Man costume, it rips a bit, showing his butt, which causes the audience to laugh) Okay, you might laugh now, but wait until you see what I can do.
Audience member: Do we have to cosplay?
(The audience laughs)
Bubble Bass: No. And I take offense! I'm going to fly!
(More laughter)
Bubble Bass: I'm gonna do it in 3… 2… 1… NOW!
(Bubble Bass jumps up in the air, and he starts flying. Then, we cut to him in an ambulance extremely dizzy)
Bubble Bass: I did it! I can fly! Woohooooooo- (passes out)
Nicholas: This episode just keeps getting weirder. The final contestant of the day is up: SpongeBob!
(The audience cheers)
SpongeBob: Are you ready, kids? 
Audience: Aye aye, captain!
SpongeBob: Ohhhhh…… who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
(Fast forward through SpongeBob and the audience singing his theme song)
SpongeBob: Instead of using my nose as a whistle, I'll be using something else…
(He starts to pull down his pants, but Nicholas stops him)
Nicholas: How about no. That's enough of you today, boy.
SpongeBob: Oh. (leaves in shame)
Nicholas: Now is the important part: the voting period. Instead of voting for your LEAST favorite performance, you guys, the viewers, will be voting for your FAVORITE performance. The contestants that are voted in the poll will be safe from elimination in the next episode. You once again have 2 days to vote. So get to voting! That's it for today, and I'll see you guys in the next episode.
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