Denzong

Master Denzong is just some old man who runs a kung-fu school in the mountains near the city of Vishrampur. He has one son. 
== Appearance ==
Denzong is seen as a balding man with white hair in a ponytail, wearing a red tunic and draped in yellow anal beads. He has a white moustache as well.
Despite his appearance, he is not a wise man at all. In fact, he is an absolutely inept jackass. 
== Personality ==
Master Denzong is a skilled master of kung-fu and a master flatulist. 
He is also incredible old and senile. He can’t even remember what his son looks like. What a fucking dumbass. He probably is easily scammed. I hope someone breaks his kneecaps and tips him out of his wheelchair. Fucking jackass.
== Special Abilities ==
=== Kung-fu ===
Much like Ting-Tong (and by association Mac from the American comedy It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia), Denzong does sick karate moves from place to place, making wind noises with his mouth. The biggest difference is that due to his senilty, he is just jerking himself off while making said noises instead of actually performing any moves. 
=== Flatuist ===
While serving in the Indian army, he told his fellow soldiers about his special ability, and repeated it for their amusement, sucking up water from a pan into his rectum and then projecting it up to several yards. When his act was well received, he moved to Paris, France, where he appeared at the Moulin Rouge in 1982.
Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing "'Horst-Wessel-Lied " and "Rule Britannia" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away. His audience included Saddam Hussein, Sher Singh, Motu, and Patlu. 
== In Gattu Battu ==
Master Denzong's only appears in one episode of Gattu Battu. 
He shits himself violently and cums out a river of blood that floods the land.
== Gallery ==
File:Denzong dong.jpg|Denzong describes his furious fart fisting abilities
File:M11111111axresdefault.jpg|Battu is afraid of the master's fisting
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