Plant Interviews 15: Ice-shroom

Made by Milesprower2.
This is an interview with the colder than cold mushroom.
Me: "Hi Ice-shroom!"
Fume-shroom: "Hi Miles."
Me: "What are you doing here? And why are you answering my questions?"
Fume-shroom: "Ice-shroom's facial nerves were paralyzed when he was younger. He can't speak, but he can communicate with me, so I will tell you everything Ice-shroom communicates to me."
Me: "How does Ice-shroom communicate with you?"
Fume-shroom: "That is classified."
Me: "Okay, well, Ice-shroom, what's the coldest temperature you've ever reached?"
Fume-shroom: "−273.15 degrees celsius."
Me: "No seriously."
Fume-shroom: "He's being totally serious."
Me: "That's Absolute Zero."
Fume-shroom: "Correct."
Me: "If you can freeze to Absolute Zero, wouldn't all the zombies suffer frostbite at the very least?"
Fume-shroom: "Don't ask how it works."
Me: "So Ice-shroom, is Snow Pea your friend?"
Fume-shroom: "No, Snow Pea is too hot."
Me: "What about Winter Melon?"
Fume-shroom: "Also too hot."
Me: "Iceberg Lettuce?"
Fume-shroom: "Still too hot."
Me: "ICE QUEEN PEA???"
Fume-shroom: "Not cold enough."
Me: "Oh I give up. Bye."
Fume-shroom: "Uh oh, I'm gonna blow! I mean Ice-shroom's gonna blow! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!"
Me: "Uh, I can hardly speak."
Fume-shroom: "We're frozen solid."
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