If Only You Could Bottle & Sell It

If Only You Could Bottle & Sell It is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Opening Quote===
"OOOkay, prepare yourself. Uh, this one's a [stifled laugh] little gross."
===Question===
Assuming we're talking about your normal, average human being, which of these amounts is the SMALLEST?
===Choices===
1. amount in fluid ounces of blood in a human
2. fluid ounces of daily urine production
3. amount in fluid ounces of gas expelled daily
4. weight in ounces of an average bowel movement
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Blood in a human? That'd be the biggest amount."
2. "The average human expels up to 60 ounces of urine a day, that's one short of a six pack." [man going mmm, snapping open beer can, drinking, vomiting, vomit splashing on ground]
3. "Gas expelled daily? That's 16 ounces, and more if you've had chili." [raspberry]
4. "The average piece of fecal matter― weighs a quarter to a half a pound."
===Answer Quote===
"To be honest, I'm hopin' that was a lucky guess, cause, you really shouldn't be weighin' that stuff."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Weight in ounces of an average bowel movement." [inhale] "And frankly, if you did know how much your bowel movements weigh," [clicks mouth] "I'd be worried about what you're doin' in your free time."
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