Transcript E67(DD)

Cavu says:
       Because Demonlogist often end up dead, the Blackrune usually has a scribe hidden
       somewhere to take notes if the Demonlogist doesn't survive the process.
       We managed to get part of a transcript that will interest you.
   
       
       Dreknerker the Dispicaple: *summons a demon*
       Demon: Ech, you again, what now?
       DD: Back, vile creature! I demand you answer my questions, foul fiend of the pit!
       Demon: Yeah, yeah. Make it quick, I've got a lava bath to get back to.
       DD: My lord must know more about a Warlock in Westgate called Raziel Lightningrod!
       Demon: Like what?
       DD: Err ... well where he came from and why he is going after the Night King all the time.
       Demon: What could I know about that? There must be hundreds of Warlocks in Westgate alone.
       DD: Well... err ... I command you to tell me everything!
       Demon: Come on Drek old pal. You know it doesn't work like that. If he's on our books at all
               you need to talk to Crunklesplatsock, he knows about that sort of guff.
               
       *Unknown Demon poofs*        
               
       Dreknerker the Dispicaple: *summons Crunklesplatsock*
       C: Oh for fu... What?
       DD: Back, vile creature! I demand you answer my questions, foul fiend of the pit!
       C: Charming.
       DD: Err .. My lord must know more about a Warlock in Westgate!    
       C: Sigh, fine. What level?
       DD: Err .. not sure, he can fly and do eldritch cones, that's what I've been told. And that pain sleep one.
       C: Well in Westgate that narrows it down to about fifty. It's not Raziel Lightningrod is it?
       DD: Yes! Tell me all about him!
       C: Like what?
       DD: Where he came from and why he is going after the Night King all the time.
       C: Yeah, I can answer that... I don't know and I don't know.
       DD: I command you to tell me everything you know!
       C: Yeah, yeah. All I know is some folk say he has a Sword Coast accent. He's from out west somewhere.
       DD: Be more specific!
       C: Sigh. Well, Waterdeep maybe? There was a big inquisition there not so long ago because of the Bloodwar
           and a lot of them left the city around then. Could be he's one of that lot.
       DD: Name him!
       C: Doesn't work like that cheif, but if you want to know all the details, ask Bnurgstickslackskin.
           He's the demon in charge of Waterdeep.
       DD: I shall summon him!
       C: He'll not like it. I wouldn't mess him about if I were you.
       DD: Silence hellspawn! I know what I'm doing!
       C: Don't say I didn't warn you.
       
       *Crunklesplatsock poofs*
       
       Dreknerker the Dispicaple: *summons Bnurgstickslackskin*
       (Bnurgstickslackskin is a Glabrezu and much bigger that the previous demons)
       B: This better be good.
       DD: Back, vile creature! I demand you answer my questions, foul fiend of the pit!
       B: You dare to speak to me like this? You're claimed.
       DD: I do not fear *GULP* your threats! Tell me everything you know about Raziel Lightningrod!
       B: Oh good. About time one of you bloodsuckers got round to this. You can work out the rest 
       if I tell you his real name is Fenrir Thunderstaff.
       DD: Who's that?
       B: A warlock from Waterdeep.
       DD: And why does he seek to destroy the Night King?
       B: Not my department. He was passed on to other demons when he left Waterdeep.
       DD: And who are they? 
       B: Dunno, other demons. I'm not your fucking secretary.
       DD: I demand an answer!
       B: Nah, I'll tell you a secret though?
       DD: What?
       B: I actually resisted the Planar Binding spell, but came anyway just to see what you wanted.
           Now come here you little...
       DD: Aieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
       
       TRANSCRIPT ENDS
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Category:Westgate Adventure
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