Leprechauns

Leprechauns (Leprehominus midorii) are weird short people from Ireland who are obsessed with rainbows and tend to have a pot of gold filled with, wait, chocolate coins? What a fraud! I thought I was getting rich!
Leprechauns are found primarily in the forests of Ireland, usually having a grand ol' time with their cousins, the elves. They often get jiggy with it out in the forests, which tends to keep the animals awake. This is why there is a curfew in Ireland, because they get a little quirky at night. This is ALSO why there aren't any members of the Snake Family in Ireland.
== Height ==
Leprechauns in their natural state are very short, much shorter than regular humans due to a lack of a growth hormone. However, during a brief stint in the -200th century, they were synthesize their own growth hormones off of drinking milk, as proven by fossil records. It is believed they became lactose intolerant after a cosmic ray hit every leprechaun at once, and ~3,000 years later they stopped drinking milk as well as diminished. It is unknown when the gene that allowed lactose to convert into rBST was later lost.
== Trivia ==
* Leprechauns are small people who are associated with St. Patrick's Day, a popular Irish holiday. They are mythical creatures, making them hard to find outside of Ireland.
* The tallest leprechaun known got up to 50 cm tall (the height of a newborn baby).
* Apparently they also have something to do with Celtic stuff or something.
== List of Leprechauns ==
* Floopity Ire Landson
*Shen Bobson
* Aedon Ire Landson
* Crona (formerly)
* and Many more!
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