Chastity McMinge

Dame Chastitties Deborah Meredith Ophelia Winona Balls Anderson-Montgomery, (born February 14th, 0 B.C.), known professionally as Chastity McMinge, is a British singer-songwriter, record producer and musical project, similar to Kenna Fannee and Miss Angela. She has a very fishy fanny. 
She is an extra-terrestrial being taking the form of a woman in her mid-twenties. She has lived since, and possibly before the year 0 B.C. She is known for being homophobic as well as being pansexual and also polyamorous. She has stated that her celebrity crushes are Pope Francis and Holly Willoughby
She began her career in 0 B.C, with a song called "T.W.I.N.K.S" which was only posted to Soundcloud in 2022, (approximately 4526 years afters creation). It is believed this is the first ever song known to mankind.
The song was uploaded as a fake demo by Marina and The Diamonds, because Chastity has a feud with Marina for copying her image and shaving her pussy in her sleep and gluing the pubes to her lip like a moustache when they both attended Camp Popstar in 2008. Other than that she doesn't currently have any solo music other than some collabs with Kenna Fannee. This is because she is a flop, and she believes it is her life-long goal to be a flop, since childhood she has lived at 6969 Flop Street in Cockermouth, UK, after her mother Winifred Cornelius Diamond-Anderson inherited the property from her mother Majela ZeZe Diamond after she moved from the UK to Africa. Chastity learned to sing and write music from her famous grandmother, Majela. She comes from a very large family, and has a very long name due to multiple failed marriages. She chose to be born on Valentine's Day because that is the day that people have the most sex, and she is a very promiscuous slut, she is also pansexual and colourblind, which is why she often has black hair and green lipstick, as she picked the wrong colours from the shop, her friends and family usually help her apply blonde hair dye and red or pink lipstick.
She was born with a heart shaped mole under her right eye. Marina from the band Marina & The Diamonds saw her in Aldi toothpaste isle one day and decided to steal this idea, many people have criticised Chastity for copying Marina when really it is the other way around, Chastity has been in the process of suing Marina for copying her likeness since 2013, however the court keeps ruling it out because Chastity cant stop sucking her lawyers' cocks, and the court sees this as unfair as she is using favours to gain a better outcome. She was also born with an eyelash abnormality, in which both sets of her lower eyelashes are defected. They work fine, however they are aesthetically very different from a common eyelash, in that they spell "FUCK OFF" instead of being straight. Many people assume this is a tattoo, but it is not, she is most likely the one person with this condition as her Doctor, Dr. Dick, told her that there is a 0.69/100% chance of this happening to anyone, and then they had passionate sex in his office. After this she birthed his baby, who she does not speak to anymore due to an argument they had over fish fingers. 
Chastity McMinge has worked on one album, it is called "Welcum To My Minge", and was a very deep and personal hyper pop album that discussed many emotional conflicts in her life such as her feud with iCarly star Miranda Cosgrove. However, the album was not released. This was because on the day of release, Chastity was very horny and decided to stay home and masturbate and watch lots of porn instead of attending the albums virtual release party on Chaturbate.com, so the album was never heard. She has only released 4 songs which were features, and one has been taken down from streaming services, These are "Bitch" with Kenna Fannee, "Powderpuff Slutz" with Kenna Fannee, Miss Angela and Makenzie Prolapsie, "Fuck Off" with Kenna Fannee and "Sex Triangle" which has been removed from streaming. She might write new music when she recovers from dandruff. 
It can be seen from the titles of the tracks that Chastity was to sing about deep, meaningful, philosophical (idk what that word means but its big so I used it) topics, which we can see from the leaked tracklist which included titles such as "(Yum Yum Yum) Eating Cum", "Like Poo", "Fishy Fanny", "I Will Cut Off Your Balls", "My pussy is a dirty queefing pussy", "Everytime I take a shit I sniff it for hours", "Ass hole elephant fuck!! (I can fit a full elephant in my bum)", "Spank my minge and use my juices as mouthwash", and "I love to eat my own poo for dinner my breath smells like farts" There was also a Christmas bonus track titled "Christmas Day horny fuck Santa" 
In an interview with Grindr.com, Chastity said her main vocal influence is Christina Aguilera and she loves to listen to her when she plucks her nose hairs and cuts her toenails. but lyrically she is inspired by the works of William Shakespeare who she met in the year 1595 when she was taking on the form of a 56 year old Tudor woman with measles. 
==Discography==
Main Article: List of songs recorded by Chastity McMinge
== Feuds ==
Marina - Marina has been feuding with Chastity since 2008. The feud began when the two met at a musical summer camp called Camp Popstar. During their time there, Chastity has said that Marina shaved her pussy in her sleep and glued the pubes to her lip like a moustache. She also alleged that Marina stole her look for her Electra Heart character.
Miranda Cosgrove - Miranda Cosgrove has been feuding with Chastity since 2013, when Chastity worked as a cowriter on the show of iCarly, Miranda Cosgrove went on strike for 3 weeks of filming alleging that Chastity was bringing fishy odour into the studio and she wanted her fired. Chastity wrote 2 whole seasons and 4 spin off movies for iCarly, however they never saw the light of day and she went unpaid for her work due to Miranda's jealousy of her beauty and getting her fired.
Natalia Kills - The pair dated briefly however things turned sour when Natalia sold Chastity's pet zimgalogion alien-dog Frou on eBay for wig money. 
Jesus - They have bene feuding on and off for many years, due to Chastity being more beautiful and skinny and talented. 
Hilary Duff - she sang too much
Donatella Versace - stole product ideas from Chastity
The Country France - Chastity McMinge is feuding with the country France. This is because one time, when she was taking an alien swim in the galaxy, she swam around the globe and her humongous tits landed directly on France causing cars to stop in the middle of the road, complete pitch black darkness, and shock across the nation. The country was not happy at all.
Madonna - Chastity hates old people, they also used to be roommates in 1934 A.D. and Madonna ate her last pickle
Adele - Chastity told Adele that her music is boring and sends her to sleep. Adele called her a Minging Trollop Slag.
Adam Levine - She has stated "I just find him scary"
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