Guy Fieri

Guy Fieri is a famous celebrity known for the TV show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives, and many other shitty Food Network shows. He is the adoptive father of Kark, and also his love rival. The latter, for reasons unknown. He might be homosexual, but this has not been confirmed yet, as he has been seen romantically with many fat women, such as Ina Garten. The story of him and Kark meeting is an odd one. Apparently, the first time they met was at a Target, after Kark had murdered Ronald McDonald. It is unknown why Guy took him in as his son, but it appears he and his son have a decent father-son relationship, despite being love rivals. It is also unknown why they are love rivals, though many speculate it may be because of the Guy Fieri X Nagito Komaeda photograph, and possibly because of that ONE CURSED ASS FUCKING FANFICTION SOMEONE WROTE ABOUT GUY FIERI AND KOREKIYO. FUCK YOU STOP SHOWING PEOPLE MY FUCKING DRAWINGS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Guy is also the murderer of former DramaAlert host, Killer Keemstar. It is unclear what the motive may have been, but many assume Guy just hated the Youtube news show and wanted to put a stop to it. Unfortunately for him, the show got a new host and continued on, even increasing in popularity, much to Guy's dismay. Because of the murder of The Gnome, Fieri-chan was sentenced to life in prison with no chance of parole, but Guy somehow managed to escape. How is currently unknown to the public at this time.
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