HAM MAN SAM THE HAM GOD

Ever wonder why meat is so gooD? Why wevry nbite tatstes so greta thats because of HAM MAN SAM THE HAM GOD. He's stronger than Jesus, God, the Devil, Buddah, Yaweh, Goku, and Superman ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
Be sure to thank him every time you consume some meat links bro.
== Trivia ==
* It's said that even looking at him can drive one into meat madness. Try not to look at him too long.
* He hates the cold.
* He doesn't know the watermelon man stop asking.
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