The Green Liquid

The Green Liquid is such a powerful drug that even the party's drug dealer is sketched out by the thought of dealing it. It is bright green, and is made by boiling Absynthium Orientalis as a tea. It induces hallucinations, gives the user a feeling of incredible strength and dexterousness, and can cause total dissociation or psychotic rages. Word on the street is that The Green Liquid has made some users crazy enough to kill and eat their friends.
== Notable Incidents ==
*Season Six, Episode Four, Incident One: Cyneward asked Heckle to sample a very green drink that the party had recovered in a jar in one of Simun's stomachs for science. Heckle then started giggling, became insanely dodgy, and started hallucinating about the topic of Gabriel's visions and nightmares.
*Season Six, Episode Four, Incident Two: Telamore tried to negotiate passage across a dangerous rope bridge in orc territory by promising them that The Green Liquid would make anyone feel like time was stopping around them. The orc leader tested it out, and did in fact feel like time was stopping around him, but Telamore neglected to specify that he might need a trip-sitter. The orc leader fell off of the bridge to his death. So much for negotiations.
*Season Six, Season Finale: Cyneward took the last drops of his Astral Deva blood and his stash of The Green Liquid north with him for further research and development.
*Season Seven, Episode Eleven: Ulfgar finds some of The Green Liquid among Bookish's things. He later hands the drug off to Ethan.
*Season Nine, Episode Seven: The party recovers many flasks of The Green Liquid from Marcus Fairlan's safe in Ulgrof's Pass, among other treasure. It is put in party loot for safekeeping.
*Season Nine, Season Finale: Ashra takes a vial to give her the strength to extract the brain of a stunned Adamantium Dragon. She resists mental addiction, but is physically addicted.
*Season Sixteen, Episode Two: The Dread Pirate Lucy orders a shot of the liquid for the party's archer.
== Testimonials ==
*"You'll be able to dodge any punch I throw at you, I promise." -- Captain Elrand Telamore, adventurer and occasional douchebag, ca. 400
*"This is the last time that we bargain with hard drugs, y'all." -- Gabriel Tanarruk, paladin of Boccob, ca. 400
*"I will do science to it." -- Cyneward, aspiring alchemist, ca. 400
*"Oh, hell no." -- Ethan of Malvont, dealer of Wolves' Milk, 1440
*"It worked, okay, it worked. And it was awesome. Leilah, please stop researching new things to get me addicted to." -- Ashra the Puzzlesolver, junior Wolves' Milk dealer and recovering (?) drug addict, 1443
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