Ooh, it's the one with...

Ooh, it's the one with... was a story finding tool on the Doctor Who website designed to help users jog their childhood memories and find specific serials. It was a part of the "Episode Guide" section on the site and launched in August 2002, amongst the many features added during the broadcast of Real Time.
The tool featured two drop down menus - "What were the monsters?" and "What happened?", each menu had a list of options to choose from, when chosen each option led to tongue-in-cheek descriptions of the monster and story.
== What were the monsters? >> ==
* Ants (Large) - The Web Planet (1965)
* Babies (Big, Orange) - Terror of the Zygons (1975)
* Clowns (Freaky) - The Greatest Show in the Galaxy (1988)
* CybermenWhat were the silver meanies up to?
** Pottering around the English countryside. - Silver Nemesis (1988)
** Hiding in sewers. - Attack of the Cybermen (1985) but it could also be The Invasion (1968)
** Being killed by a skipping robot. - The Five Doctors (1983)
** An army of them were breaking out of cylinders. - Earthshock (1982)
** They're wearing flares. - Revenge of the Cybermen (1975)
** Invading London's landmarks. - The Invasion (1968)
** Taking over a space station. Slowly. - The Wheel in Space (1968)
** Emerging from their tombs. - The Tomb of the Cybermen (1967)
** Landing on the moon. - The Moonbase (1967)
** They look like bank robbers and are in the Arctic. - The Tenth Planet (1966)
* DaleksAh, what were the Daleks up to, then?
** Invading Earth. - The Dalek Invasion of Earth (1964). Well, you've probably seen the film with Peter Cushing. You could also be thinking of Day of the Daleks or Remembrance of the Daleks.
** Digging a hole in Bedford. - Same as above
** Fighting Boney M. - Destiny of the Daleks (1979)
** Hunting the Doctor through time. - The Chase (1965). You could also be thinking of The Daleks' Master Plan.
** Trying to destroy the Thals. - The Daleks (1963). You may have seen the Peter Cushing film. For reasons too complex to mention here, this story is also known as The Dead Planet and The Mutants.
** Battling a big snake. - Death to the Daleks (1974)
** Um, Davros, the man in a wheelchair was in it.What was Davros up to?
*** Creating the Daleks. - Genesis of the Daleks (1975)
*** Dusty, buried and forgotten in an old city. - Destiny of the Daleks (1979)
*** Being rescued from a space prison. - Resurrection of the Daleks (1984)
*** Running a funeral parlour. - Revelation of the Daleks (1985)
*** Being Emperor Dalek. - Remembrance of the Daleks (1988)
* Dinosaurs - Invasion of the Dinosaurs (1974). Dinosaurs have also featured slightly in Carnival of Monsters, Terror of the Zygons and The Mark of the Rani.
* InsectsWhat were these insects?
** Ant-like - The Web Planet (1965)
** Wasp-like - The Ark in Space (1975)
** Earwigs - Frontios (1984)
** Maggoty - The Green Death (1973)
* Kittens - Survival (1989)
* Looked a bit rude - Terror of the Vervoids (1986)
* Maggots (Giant) - The Green Death (1973)
* Man in a MaskTell us more about the man in a mask.
** Was he wearing a gimp suit? - The Caves of Androzani (1984)
** Was he a torturer? - Vengeance on Varos (1985)
** Was he an evil Timelord? - The Three Doctors (1973) and Arc of Infinity (1983)
** Did he live in the sewers of old London town? - The Talons of Weng-Chiang (1977)
** Was the mask an ordinary human face hiding a one-eyed green man? - City of Death (1979)
* Plants (Killer)Tell us more about these killer plants.
** They took over people and made normal plants deadly. - The Seeds of Doom (1976)
** They were tulip-like killer humanoids on a space ship. - Terror of the Vervoids (1986)
** They were plastic daffodils. - Terror of the Autons (1971)
* Rats (Huge) - The Talons of Weng-Chiang (1977)
* ReptilesWhat were the reptiles like?
** They had corrugated heads and a third eye. - The Silurians (1970) and Warriors of the Deep (1984)
** They ran a holiday camp. - The Leisure Hive (1980)
** They looked like a cross between a parrot and a samurai. - The Sea Devils (1972) and Warriors of the Deep (1984)
** Great. Big. Dinosaurs. - Invasion of the Dinosaurs (1974). Dinosaurs have also featured slightly in Carnival of Monsters, Terror of the Zygons and The Mark of the Rani.
* RobotsTell us more about the robots.
** They were smart, clever, and programmed to kill. - The Robots of Death (1977)
** There was only one, and it grew very big. - Robot (1975)
** They were gun-running androids. - The Caves of Androzani (1984)
** They were androids intent on invading Earth. - The Android Invasion (1975)
** It killed Cybermen single-handedly. - The Five Doctors (1983)
** Perhaps you mean the Cybermen?. - See Cybermen
* Scary bloke (One Eyed) - City of Death (1979)
* Snakes - Kinda (1982) and Snakedance (1983)
* Spiders (Big) - Planet of the Spiders (1974). Fairly large spiders also bit Romana in Full Circle (1980).
* Stones (Blood-sucking) - The Stones of Blood (1978)
* Sweeties (Big) - The Happiness Patrol (1988). The question is Why?
* VampiresTell us more about these vampires.
** There were three of them and they lived in a castle. - State of Decay (1980)
** They lived under the sea and crept around churchyards. - The Curse of Fenric (1989)
* Wearing String Vests - The Sea Devils (1972) and Warriors of the Deep (1984)
* Worms - Image of the Fendahl (1977)
== What happened? >> ==
* Dr Who diedHow did he regenerate?
** He got shot by mobsters and died in hospital. - The TV Movie (1996)
** During turbulence he bumped his head on an exercise bike. - Time and the Rani (1987)
** He was poisoned by Spectrox. - The Caves of Androzani (1984)
** He fell off a tower. - Logopolis (1981)
** He got radiation poisoning from a big spider. - Planet of the Spiders (1974)
** His people changed his appearance and sent him to Earth. - The War Games (1969)
** He got too old for his body. - The Tenth Planet (1966)
* Dr Who's friend diedWhat did the Doctor's doomed friend look like?
** A teenage boy. - Earthshock (1982), and the companion is Adric.
** An American girl. - Mindwarp (1986), and the companion is Peri.
** A maiden of Troy. - The Daleks' Master Plan (1965), and the companion is Katarina.
* The Daleks turn upSee Daleks
* The Cybermen turn upSee Cybermen
* The Master is in itThe Master's list of evil plans
** Destroy the universe with a telescope. - Logopolis (1981)
** Capture the Doctor with bad architecture. - Castrovalva (1982)
** Kidnap Concorde. - Time-Flight (1982)
** Re-write Magna Carta with a singing robot. - The King's Demons (1983)
** Grow his six inches by playing with fire. - Planet of Fire (1984)
** Team up with an evil Time Lady. - The Mark of the Rani (1985)
** Use cats to become all-powerful. - Survival (1989)
** Kill Paul McGann. - The TV Movie (1996)
** Hide in a big statue. - The Keeper of Traken (1981)
** Destroy the planet of the Time Lords. - The Deadly Assassin (1976)
** Deadly pact with the Daleks. - Frontier in Space (1973)
** Evil alliance with sea creatures. - The Sea Devils (1972)
** Harness the power of the Devil. - The Dæmons (1971)
** Kill people with plastic flowers. - Terror of the Autons (1971)
** Find a Doomsday machine in a quarry. - Colony in Space (1971)
** Use brain-sucking alien to start World War. - The Mind of Evil (1971)
** Lethal pact with golden space parasite. - The Claws of Axos (1971)
== External links ==
* It's the one with... (archived from July 2018)
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