Greg Heffley

Greg Heffley was a loser that is addicted to Cadbury Mini Eggs and as a baby ate Tubby Toast. He is also a very wimpy kid, though not named finger. (That would make him epic.) He has a loserer clone named Stitchface Greg Heffley.
== History ==
Greg was always a wimpy kid that made a bunch of novels based on his life in middle UnSchool. He judges everything, including Weegee-wikis. It is unsure whether everything he writes is true, like claiming to live being hit by a bus or being in relationships with a total of 20 girlfriends in 1 year of middle UnSchool. Mumkey Jones pointed out these contradictions like "There is only 3 summers in the entirety of middle UnSchool, you clearly have written about 6!" (or something like that)
His writing was continually under attack by Mumkey Jones until he finally made a shame with the help of Wario and Waluigi because he payed both of them $1,000,000. The shame was called "Exposing Mumkey Jones" for the CD-i. In this shame there would be a Video shown of contradictions and out of context sentences from Mumkey Jones, In order to progress in this shame you would have to essentially agree with "Mr. Heffley" on everything. The final boss was of course "Robo-Mumkey Jones the Alt-Right Nazi." Mumkey Jones played the shame and stated it was propaganda trying to trick people into thinking he was bad, in his response video he showed the showed all the context things Greg left out. After this people stopped buying the diaries.
== Death ==
Everyone had forgotten him by this point, and committed suicide from his severe depression. This man's legacy has only been discovered about a year after his passing. Technically if everyone remembered him when something like a cognitive world and UnWorld fusion happened again he could come back to life, but who would remember him?
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