Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History 12

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The 12th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features Civil War officer George Armstrong Custer against World War II General George S. Patton. It was uploaded March 7th, 2013.
==Cast==
Jacob S. as George Custer and George S. Patton
==Lyrics==
===George S. Patton:===
Watch out, 'cause I'm shooting bullets across your whole land,
When this is all said and done, this will be Custer's Last Stand!
Do I need to West Point out that you're going to lose?
When this battle's over, you'll be singing the Cowboy Blues,
Battle of Bull Run? Did it run away from your ugly face?
I competed in both World Wars, you just look out of place!
I'm advancing into Elizabeth, I'm going to give it to her double dirty,
You couldn't fight your way outta a piss-soaked paper bag, ya' heard me?
===George Armstrong Custer:===
YEEHAW! You're 'bout to get a rap smack in the jaw!
I'll spill your old blood and guts while your family watches in awe!
Hearing you rap is like doing my laundry, it's quite unpleasant,
But seriously? You died 'cause you wanted to kill some pheasants?
I don't even need to plan my raps, 'cause it can't be too hard,
To beat your old pedo ass in a puddle of pig lard!
Ask any guy to name a famous hard-ass, they'll spit out my name,
It doesn't matter how bad I beat you, it's all the same!
===George S. Patton:===
Don't make me give you "The Speech" you uncouth asshole,
I'm teaching all my soldiers to jump-duck-barrell roll!
You're getting pwned by the one and only G.S.P!
So get your ass outta here by the count of three!
1.....2.....
===George Armstrong Custer:===
Stop right there! I don't take orders from YOU, old man!
Ladies love my curly hair, and I'm mighty fine!
You don't deserve a Patton on the head, you need a slap!
I'm the Natives to your Bighorn, so have a nice day, chap!
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 Who Won?
George S. Patton
Custer
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Category:Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History
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Category:Custer
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