My Crunchy Country Heart

==Overview==
Double Heads Variety Hour presents “My Crunchy Country Heart," where DJs Matt Fox and Dillon Minacci presents a playlist combining country heartbreak and crunchy funk. A puddle in the studio becomes sentient, Zeus takes credit for their radio show, and callers try to request songs. Listen to the episode.
==Episode Summary==
For the first time in a long time, it is raining in Austin, and Matt and Dillon are excited for the change in weather. They encourage listeners to call in to talk about their experience with the rain. A woman named Sarah calls immediately and tries to request a song, but since she is not in Austin and doesn't have a rain story, the DJs hang up on her.
The rain continues, and the DJs notice a leak in the ceiling, which starts to form a puddle on the floor of the studio. To their surprise, the puddle begins to speak to them as it grows. He initially doesn't know his name, but as he grows he determines that his name is Gurgle, and his last memory is as a roof puddle. He loves crunch funk, as the only record he has listened to is by Sly & the Family Stone, which is stored in a cloud among the water population.
Callers continue to call in, and the only one with a rain story is a man named Billy?. Billy? is very sad because of the rain and attempts to connect his sadness and the weather with Maya Angelou. After the DJs are unable to connect the references, Billy? is much happier with his situation and hangs up. Regular caller Garrett also calls in from Las Vegas, where it is "raining metalheads."
Gurgle later reveals that Zeus is real and that he plays reruns of Double Heads Variety Hour as if it's his own show. While Gurgle has no immediate memory of every confronting Zeus about this, Matt and Dillon start to wonder if they need to take legal action. Gurgle also admits that he only drinks pure grain alcohol, and that city-purified water would kill him.
A final caller named Two and Quarter Chub calls in, who got rained on while delivering beer to the city: two pints for his belly, and 16 kegs for the city. Matt and Dillon can't determine whether or not he actually delivers beer.
The DJs decide they like Gurgle, and to prevent him from vanishing into the studio carpeting, they transfer him to a bucket and take him home.
They decide the genres complement.
==Featured Characters==
Matt Fox
Dillon Minacci
Gurgle
Sarah
Billy?
Two and Quarter Chub
==Featured Music==
Billy Ray Cyrus - "Achy Breaky Heart"
Sly and the Family Stone - "Sing a Simple Song"
Kacey Musgraves - "star-crossed"
Funkadelic - "Biological Speculation"
Hank Williams - "There's a Tear in My Beer"
Baby Huey - "Listen to Me"