A (Not So) Spooky Halloween

==Prologue: Happy Halloween!==
Lightning strikes as the title appears onscreen.
A
Spooky Halloween
Random Kid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Random Kid sees (Not So) phase in the middle.
Random Kid: Yay!
PT eats the kid.
PT: Yay! I'm in another story! Last time I showed up was when me and that plant dude got to eat that freak in The Mega Snowball Fight! And I'm the author! ^_^
PT walks away, and we can see the Town decorated for the Halloween Party. Chill is sitting at the Coffee Shop table in a Frankenpenguin costume.
Chill: Wait, a Halloween story in September? What's going on?
PT: Well, we were thinking that if we tried to do Bowser's Boring Story, then the Halloween Story would start in December or something.
Chill: Oh. Anyways, I think I'll go visit Mario!
Meanwhile, at Mario's igloo...
Mario is in a bee costume and is setting up a balloon yard inflatable Frankenpenguin right inside his door. He runs off. Chill opens the door and freaks out.
Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Mario pops the balloon and laughs.
Chill: Thanks a lot, buddy. (gets over it) Anyway, why weren't you in the last story?
Mario: The Not So EPF Contractor Dude only gave me a role in the Hot Dog Dance. >_< I still don't get the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse bit.
Goofy: Yup! *choke* Yup! *choke*
Chill: Leave.
Goofy goes away.
Mario: I wonder what Johnny is doing for Halloweeeen! Let's go!
Chill and Mario go off to see Johnny.
Category:Stories
Category:Not So EPF series
==Chapter 1: Johnny's Freaky Place==
Johnny is setting up Halloween decorations from the Better Igloos catalog - or trying to, since he keeps slipping on all the slime he placed on the floor.
Johnny: Oops. I forgot my costume!
Johnny runs into his bedroom. He comes out wearing a Blizzard Wizard outfit. He is also holding a pumpkin basket. Did I mention Chill and Mario had them too? Oops. A candelabra tips over and sets Johnny's kitchen on fire. He gets a hose and puts it out. Chill and Mario knock on the door.
Chill: This is exciting! We haven't been here since the first Not So EPF.
Johnny opens the door.
Johnny: Oh hey guys. What's up?
Mario: I dunno! We're just doing partay stuff. Let's all go to LMGT's house next!
Everyone runs off to visit LMGT. Meanwhile, in his igloo...
LMGT: :)
LMGT has his lights dimmed a lot. It looks cool that way. Actually there is no light, except for the light-up pumpkins that line the wall. He is in his kitchen making donuts with orange icing and brown sprinkles - traditional Halloween donuts. His costume is a pizza chef...Surprise. There is a knock on his door. He opens it and Chill, Mario and Johnny walk in.
LMGT: Yo doods! What's up?
Mario: We're enjoying the party!
Chill: Oooh... I like the no lights with the Pumpkin lights effect - it's creepy, yet you wanna stay here all day.
LMGT: I was going for that look.
Johnny: I smell DONUTS!
LMGT: Oh, I've been making them.
Chill, Mario and Johnny follow LMGT to the kitchen as he shows them the dozens of donuts he made.
LMGT: I made them for all mah fellow doods. Take one. :D
Chill, Mario and Johnny each take a donut. They eat it.
Chill: ...
Chill quickly grabs another one and stuffs it in his mouth.
Chill: Epique ^_^
LMGT: Woah! They are THAT good?
LMGT tries one.
LMGT: ♥Yummy♥
Mario: Wanna hang out in the SPOOKY FOREST?
LMGT: Sure!
Everyone heads to the Forest. They play hide n seek there.
Mario: Hey LMGT! I found you!
LMGT: Um, I think someone else is in here with me.
LMGT runs out as two eyeballs appear. They look similar to a crab's. Klutzy walks out!
Klutzy: Clicky click click! :(
===Boss: Klutzy===
Klutzy: Clicky click!
RPG BATTLE RETURN!
Chill > Party Hat Poke
Klutzy: Clicky ow! (9/10)
Mario > Machine "Gum"
Mario shoots Klutzy with his gum.
Klutzy: :( (7/10)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Johnny whacks Klutzy with his Blizzard Wizard Stick.
Klutzy: <=( (5/10)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
LMGT tosses Pizza Dough on top of Klutzy.
Klutzy: ?!?!?!?!??!?!?! (4/10)
Klutzy > Snap
Klutzy snaps Chill.
Chill: Whoa! (9/10)
Chill > Party Hat Poke
Klutzy: Clickyow!! (3/10)
Mario > Machine "Gum"
Klutzy: ! (1/10)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Klutzy: ........ (0/10)
Klutzy disappears.
Chill: Yay!
==Chapter 2: The Boring, Recurring Robot==
Chill: I'mma bored.
A strange robot in a suit walks by and he is holding a - MOVING sack? Chill and friends hear muffled voices that sound familiar.
LMGT: STOP THAT ROBOT, DOODS!!!!!!!!!
Chill and friends chase the robot.
???: MPPPPPH MPH MPH MOUF MPH MPH MAPHH!
Johnny: YAH!!!
Johnny pounds the robot with the stick.
Robot: You will regret this.
===Boss: Businessbot===
Businessbot: I'm Businessbot, the Business...Bot... :S
Chill > Party Hat Poke
Chill does a party hat poke. Nothing happens.
Dog: Hehe!
The dog gives The Party a bunch of pies.
Mario: Cool *_*
Mario > Pie Throw
Businessbot: GWAAAAH! (14/15)
Goombella: GAWAWAWAWWAWAWAWAWAW!
LMGT kicks Goombella off the screen.
Goombella: MUMU!
Johnny > Pie Throw
Businessbot: D'oh! (13/15)
LMGT > Eat Pie
LMGT: Yummeh :)
Mario: ...
Businessbot > DEH DEH DEH!!!!
Businessbot plants a giant bomb. It sets off.
Chill: Owww!! (1/10)
Mario: Ack! (1/10)
Johnny: EEP! (1/10)
LMGT: NO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (1/10)
Chill > Pie Throw
Businessbot: OUCH! (12/15)
Mario > Pie Throw
Businessbot: Urk... (11/15)
Johnny > Pie Throw
Businessbot: STOP! (10/15)
LMGT > Pie Throw
LMGT: YO DOOD!
Businessbot: !!!!!!!!!!! ...Hehehe... (9/15)
Businessbot > DEH DEH DEH!!!!
Businessbot begins to plant the giant bomb again.
PT: Not if I can help it! Super Fist of the Nosehair: Majide Time!
Businessbot: MPPH BLARGLE BLARGLE!
PT, Businessbot and The Party get sent into Majide Time just as the bomb explodes.
Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS? I almost wo-
ROCK!
PT: In this place 1 minute of random stuff happens! And if you say "are u serious" you get punished, but it's so random that you can't not say it! :D
Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ROCK!
TV: Sorry, but we are not having the Barney and Friends Marathon-
Businessbot: YAAAAY!
TV: -in favor of a Sesame Street Marathon for 100 hours! YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Elmo appears on the TV!
Elmo: Hi kids! Elmo here!
Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ROCK!
Businessbot: I'm leaving.
Businessbot opens the door to leave and falls into outer space.
Businessbot: ARE YOU SERIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?????
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK!
Businessbot explodes. Everyone leaves Majide Time.
==Chapter 3: A Mummy and A Slippy==
PT: Weird...
The friends open the sack and an aqua mummy hops out. Chill freaks out.
Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mummy: Just chill out. It's just me, Penquino.
Johnny: See Chill? It's only Penquino.
A dark blue penguin wearing a Music Jam Shirt, 3rd Year Party Hat, Green Sunglasses and Brown Pirate Boots climbs out of some random bushes.
The Penguin: Hiya! I'm Butterfingers Man 2007, but you can call me Butterfingers. My REAL name was Bman2007jazz.
Chill: Was?
Butterfingers: Yeah. But in 2007 I ate a Butterfinger Chocolate Bar and I can't hold anything ever since.
Penquino: That's odd...
Butterfingers: And this is my friend Shrimp Pin, but he insists on being called Reeze.
Butterfingers peels a Shrimp Pin off his jacket which quickly morphs into a penguin.
Reeze: I dunno HOW I did that.
Meanwhile, in a cell somewhere...
Wario: Wahaha! Let me go!
Baby Luigi walks to the cell - however, he is on fire.
BabyLuigiOnFire: Never! I'll torture you in Mario Kart!
Wario farts as the Tiki Hypnotizing Music plays.
BabyLuigiOnFire: O_O
Wario: HAHAHA!
BabyLuigiOnFire: @_@
Wario: It worked!
BabyLuigiOnFire: OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!
BabyLuigiOnFire lets Wario out.
Wario: Destroy Chill!
BabyLuigiOnFire: OK!
BLOF runs off. Meanwhile, with Chill and friends in the Spooky Forest...
Reeze: I'm bored!
LMGT: Meh too.
LMGT teleports to his igloo, gets a donut, and comes back.
Johnny: Mine!
Johnny steals the donut with his Wizard Stickmajig.
LMGT: :(
BLOF comes.
BLOF: @_@ OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!
===Boss: Hypnotized BabyLuigiOnFire===
Chill: This is really, really odd.
Mario: HEY! I noticed something! How did you do the Party Hat Poke with that Frankenpenguin Hat thing?
Chill: O_o
WEIRD PARADOX THING
Chill levels up for no reason so this isn't odd.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOF: @_@ (25/30)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
BLOF: @_@ (23/30)
Johnny > Stick Whack
BLOF: @_@ (22/30)
LMGT > SUPER FOOOOOOOOOOOD!
LMGT buries BLOF in a pile of donuts. He gets out and LMGT literally inhales all the donuts.
BLOF: @_@ (20/30)
Penquino > That's A Wrap
Penquino ties BLOF up in toilet paper. It quickly burns. No damage is inflicted.
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
BLOF: ? (15/30)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Reeze tosses a Shrimp Pin at BLOF that acts like a boomerang. It comes back around doing 10 damage!
BLOF: ......... (5/30)
BLOF > BURN BABY BURN!
Chill melts into nothingness.
Chill: OW! (5/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOF: Huh? What happened? Last I remember Wario farted and...Who are you guys?
BLOF leaves.
Reeze: Odd.
==Chapter 4: Wario vs. The Chocolate!==
Butterfingers: SNOW FORTZ!
Butterfingers starts going to the Snow Forts. Everyone starts walking, but Mario crosses his eyes, and stops walking.
Chill: Uhh, Mario? You OK buddy?
Mario's Brain jumps out of his head and into Chill's.
Chill: OOF!
Meanwhile, in Chill's head...
Black Hole In Chill's Mind Which Kinda Makes Him Dumb: Hey! Mario's Brain! Wazzup?
Mario's Brain: Not much. Wanna play Wii?
Black Hole In Chill's Mind: Sure! Let's go!
Meanwhile, back at the Plaza...
Chill: My head feels stuffy...
Mario's Brain and Black Hole In Chill's Mind jump out of Chill's head and into Mario's to play the Wii. Mario gets up and turns to normal.
Mario: What happened?
Mario's eyes cross again.
Chill: Why are your eyes crossed?
Mario: That happens whenever my brain plays video games!
LMGT: Weird...
Everyone keeps going.
Butterfingers: :O A GIANT BUTTERFINGER WRAPPER! I'mma use it as a costume!
Butterfingers puts it on.
Wario: Well, well, well. You beat BabyLuigiOnFire did you? WAAAAA!
===Boss: Wario===
Reeze: Who is this guy?
Wario: WHAAAAAAT? I'm Wario! >:(
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: @_@ I'm dizzy! (40/45)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Wario: HICCUP! (38/45)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Wario: WAAAAA! (37/45)
LMGT > I'm hungry
LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!
LMGT's Waitors bring LMGT a bunch of food, trampling over Wario in the process.
Wario: @_@ (27/45)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Wario: -_O GET ME OUT OF THIS THING! (25/45)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Wario: Weird... (20/45)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Wario: OW! (10/45)
Wario > Hypnotizing Fart
Wario farts.
Mario: @_@ OBEY WARIO, DESTROY CHILL!
Mario runs to Wario's side.
Mario > Healer
Wario: Yes! YES! AHAHA! (20/45)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: Ugh... (15/45)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Wario: Oof! (14/45)
LMGT > Donut Toss
LMGT throws a donut at Wario.
Wario: Waaa! (11/45)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Wario: GET ME OUTTA THIS! (9/45)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Wario: @_@ (4/45)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Wario: Noooooooooooooooo (0/45)
Wario explodes.
Mario: What happened?
Mario shrugs. His eyes cross.
Mario: Ugh...my brain is playing video games again. :|
==Chapter 5: The Villain Revealed! ...Sorta==
PT: We is gonna do intermissions with teh villains every 5 chaptas now. CLICK!
Villain Intermission!
???: Mlargle mleh heh heh...So you all failed?
Klutzy: Clickity click...
Businessbot: Um, yeah, about that...
Wario: There were so many of them! >_<
???: INSOLENCE! Mleh heh heh... Assistant, send out Herbert and Franko next...
??? 2: Yes sir.
???'s assistant leaves.
Intermission Done
Chill: Yay, we get coffee breaks again ^_^
PT: You're on!
Chill: HUH WHAT? Oh, OK.
The black hole jumps into Chill's head again.
Chill: (talking to a Beta Tester) Excuse meh but which way is deh Town? ^_^
Beta: That way... <-- :| Wait, how did I just say an arrow? AHHHHHHH!
The beta runs off.
Chill and friends head for the Town. Why? I DUNNO! They meet LM96 there. He has a robot.
LM96: Hey guys! I just made this awesome robot!
Penquino: What does it do?
LM96: !pwn Penquino
The Bot picks up Penquino and chucks him to outer space. He falls back down.
Penquino: @_@ Watch what you're doing with that thing!
Brook: Hi guys!
Penquino: (with suspicious look in eyes) Hi Brookelas...
Brook: Wait, what are you doing?
Penquino: !pwn Brook
Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chill: O_o
Brookelas nearly squishes LMGT to a pancake.
LMGT: Whoa dood! WHATCHITT!
Chill: Brook, where's your Halloween costume?
Brook: I can be a princess for Halloween if I want too >:(
Mario: Kewl ^_^ PIE!!
Mario finds a pie that appeared out of nowhere. He eats it. Herbert falls out of nowhere.
Herbert: (Ow...) So, you've fallen into my trap, pesky penguins! HAHAHA!
===Boss: Herbert===
LM96: Yes! I get to test out this thingamajig on a villain! W00t!
Herbert: Huh?
LM96: You'll see...
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Herbert: GAHHHHH! (145/150)
Mario: High HP O_O
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Herbert: Watch where you're...oh wait... (143/150)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Johnny: I need a new attack...
Herbert: Ow! (142/150)
LMGT > Rollin' in the Dough
Herbert: What the... (141/150)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Herbert: GRRR! Get me out of this....whatchamacallit! (139/150)
Mario: Herbert has a sense of humor? O_O
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: (I love to say this!) You sir have no pancake mix!
Herbert: That's a dumb catchphrase. (134/150)
Butterfingers: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Butterfingers went into Rage! Next turn his attack will do 20 damage!
Herbert: O_O
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Herbert: Gah! (124/150)
LM96 > !pwn Herbert
LM96: Ready for epicness? Good.
Herbert: GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- -aaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (109/150)
Brook > The Mall Crusher
Brook crushes Herbert in between the Brookelas Mall and Lucas9147 superstar mall.
Lucas: How come my mall appears, but I don't?
PT: Now you do. Now leave.
Lucas: Aww...
Lucas explodes.
Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
Herbert: Imma Scatman! ^_^ Ski bi do be da!
Chill: WHAT THE COOKIES? (5/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Herbert: D'oh... (104/150)
Mario > Blah Bl-
Mario's eyes cross.
Mario: ARGH! Why does my brain have to play video games NOW?
Johnny > Stick Whack
Herbert: Oof! (103/150)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
LMGT: Fun attack ^_^
Herbert: I can't see! (102/150)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Herbert: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa (100/150)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Herbert: OWCH! (80/150)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Herbert: Stop it with the powerful attacks >:( (70/150)
LM96 > !pwn Herbert
Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- -oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! (55/150)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Brook does 5 + 5 damage due to the last attempt doing nothing due to a mistake by me. ^_^
Herbert: GRR! (45/100)
Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack
Herbert: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!
Chill: ...................... (0/10)
Herbert: Bwahaha! (55/150)
Mario: OMG he stole Chill's power O_o
Mario attempts to attack again, but his brain decides to work on his profile for Mario Party DS.
Johnny > Stick Whack
Herbert: Ooooof! (54/150)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
Herbert: Can't see @_@ (53/150)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Herbert: Blarge blarge mleh mleh! (51/150)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Herbert: Ugh... (46/150)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Herbert: NOOOOO! (36/150)
LM96 > !pwn Herbert
Herbert: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (21/150)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Herbert: Ack! (16/150)
Herbert > Wacky Awesome Super Duper Nothing Attack
Herbert: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!
Mario: Owie! :( (5/10)
Mario > Pie Throw
Herbert: Woah! Surprise attack! o_O (15/150)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Herbert: STOP IT! (14/150)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
Herbert: Can't...take it any...more... (13/150)
LM96: When I attack it will finish him off :D
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Herbert: ........ (11/150)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Herbert: Can't take anymore... (6/150)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Herbert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Herbert explodes and Chill gets back up.
==Chapter 6: Game CONTINUE!==
Chill: I is bored.
Penquino: Hey, Chill! (whisper whisper whisper)
Brook: ?
Chill and Penquino: !pwn Brookelas
Brook: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!
Mario: Shut up.
Goombella: Sorry...
Goombella explodes.
Finn McMissile: Hi guys ^_^
Chill: Hi Finn. Nice Halloween costume.
Finn is wearing an airport security guard hologram costume.
Finn: Thanks I stole it from the Cars 2 database ^_^
Chill: o_O
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
Penquino: Why did you put that there?
PT: So it would be dramatic.
Penquino: Oh.
Ben walks in. But he is different. How? He has Lightning McQueen and Rod Torque Redline tied to his feet, and is using Leland Turbo as his arm. 
Finn: OMG LELAND TURBO IS BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Ben?: Shaddup! I'm Franko. I have orders by mah boss to DESTROY YOU!!!
===Boss: Franko===
Franko splits up into Ben, Lightning McQueen, Rod Torque Redline, and Leland Turbo but is somehow still controlling them all. O_O
Ben: Beat me now! MWAHAHA!
Chill > Megaphone 2
Chill: Imma Scatman! Ski bi do be da!
Ben: O_O (15/20)
York: Neva fear, York is here! ^_^
York joins the party for no reason.
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Ben: OW! (13/20)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Ben: Oof! (12/20)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
LMGT: YA DOOD!
Ben: Can't see!! (11/20)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Ben: STOP IT! (9/20)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Ben: What the cookies? O_O (4/20)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Ben: Ugh... (0/20)
Ben faints.
LM96 > !pwn Lightning McQueen
Lightning: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (5/20)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Lightning: Ugh... (0/20)
Lightning faints.
Rod Torque Redline > Roll Over You!
Rod drives on Chill, causing 5 damage and flattening him to the ground.
Chill: Oh noes! I can't attack! (5/10)
Leland Turbo > Roll Over You!
Mario: AWWWWW MAN! (5/10)
York: Wait, you forgot meh turn! RAWR!
PT: Sorry...
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Rod: Oww... (10/20)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Rod: Uh, duh, we're metal. >_< OMG YOU DINGED ME! (9/20)
LMGT > I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
LMGT's Waitors come and trample Rod. He faints.
LMGT: Yummeh food ^_^
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Leland: !!!!! (18/20)
Finn crashes into Leland but he manages to ricochet him off, sliding into Johnny.
Finn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Johnny: OH N- (0/10)
Johnny faints.
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Leland: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD (13/20)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Reeze: DEH DEH DEH!
Leland: D'oh... (3/20)
LM96 > !pwn Leland Turbo
Leland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Leland explodes in space. Ben, Lightning and Rod turn to normal.
Lightning: Huh? What happened?
Rod: Yeah, the last thing I remember was there was this big scary guy in Zee Underwear Drawer heading for us and then it all just went black.
Ben: Imma join you for some reason ^_^
==Chapter 7: Pancakes and Robots! Wait, WHAT?==
Giant Pancake: Hi!
Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Johnny: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHH!
The Rest of The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Party runs to the Ski Hill. They get struck by lightning.
Chill: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
The Party runs to the Beacon.
Dimentio: Ahahaha. Like dumb people feeding a shark.
PT: Hey! You're not supposed to be in this story!
Dimentio: Oops!
Dimentio leaves.
Penquino: !pwn Brook
Brook: You stop using that right now or I'll- GAHHHHHH!
Fourth Wall: HAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAH!
Bowser: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Random Chinese Guy: Hoyho-
Goombella kicks Random Chinese Guy.
Goombella: GAWAWWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!
Chill: Why did they just do the laughing joke? And WHY was GOOMBELLA in it?
Goombella: Cause I'm cool OH HI GHOSTY!
Penguin In A Ghost Costume: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The penguin runs off. Goombella chases him. Brook lands just as Businessbot walks up the Beacon stairs.
Businessbot: CLONING MACHINE AND PANCAKE SHIELD!
Businessbot makes 2 more Businessbots and also gets the Giant Pancake to use as a shield.
Giant Pancake: Help me! :(
===Boss: Businessbot and Co.===
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Pancake: WAAAAAAAAAAAA! Get the robots, not me! :( (45/50)
Mario: Hey, look!
Mario sees them holding up the Giant Pancake.
Mario > Pie Throw
Businessbot: ARGH! How did you do that? (29/30)
Businessbot loses his balance and falls over, flattening Businessbot 2 and Businessbot 3 with the Giant Pancake.
Mario: Heehee!
Johnny > Pie Throw
Businessbot: .... (28/30)
LMGT > Eat Pie
LMGT: Yummeh :P
Penquino > Pie Throw
Businessbot: ..... (27/30)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Businessbot: Funny stuff! OH THE HORRORS! (22/30)
Reeze > Pie Throw
Businessbot: ....... (21/30)
LM96 > !pwn Businessbot
Businessbot: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (6/30)
Businessbot lands, and breaks to pieces but somehow rebuilds himself.
Brook > Mall Crusher
Businessbot: OH NOOOOOO! (1/30)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Businessbot: OH N- BOOOOM (0/30)
Ben > Mallquake!
Ben drops a giant mall and causes an earthquake.
Businessbot 2 and 3: Argh! (25/30)
Giant Pancake: Meanies! :( (40/50)
Businessbot 2 > Tie-In Deal
Chill: OMG That's the worst name *choke* *gag* (5/10)
Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal
Chill: *choke* *gag* *faint* (0/10)
Giant Pancake > Fall Over
Giant Pancake: That's what you get for attacking me!
Mario: Eek! It's power...ful...guhhh... (0/10)
Johnny > Pie Throw
Businessbot 2: Oh no! (24/30)
LMGT > Eat Pie
LMGT: Sorry *nomnom* I'm not *nomnom* being productive :( *nomnomnomnonmonmnomnomnom*
Penquino > Pie Throw
Businessbot 2: Whoa! (23/30)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Businessbot 2: Stop being funny! (18/30)
Reeze > Pie Throw
Businessbot 2: Oof! (17/30)
LM96 > !pwn Businessbot 2
Businessbot 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (2/30)
Businessbot 2 lands the same way as the first one did.
Brook > Mall Crusher
Businessbot 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)
Businessbot 2 explodes.
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Businessbot 3: Ow! (20/30)
Ben > Mallquake!
Businessbot 3: D'oh... (15/30)
Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal
Johnny: EEP! (5/10)
Johnny > Pie Throw
Businessbot 3: Ow. (14/30)
LMGT > Eat Pie
LMGT: SO GOOD NOMONOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMOMOMOMNOMOMNONONONMONONONONMONM
Penquino > Pie Throw
Businessbot 3: Durrr!! (13/30)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Businessbot 3: That's it! I've HAD it enough with all this silliness! GAME OVER! (8/30)
Businessbot 3 drains Johnny, LMGT and Penquino's HP. They all FAINT.
Businessbot 3: HAHAHA! (33/30)
Reeze: OMG HAX!
Reeze > Pie Throw
Businessbot 3: Argh! (32/30)
LM96 > !pwn Businessbot 3
Businessbot 3: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES! (17/30)
CRASH!
Brook > Mall Crusher
Businessbot 3: Ow! (12/30)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Businessbot 3: O_O (7/30)
Ben > Mallquake!
Businessbot 3: Heh...heh...HEH HEH HEH!!!! (2/30)
Businessbot 3 > HP Drain
Businessbot 3 drains Butterfingers, Reeze, and LM96's HP.
Businessbot 3: Heehee! (32/30)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Businessbot 3: O_o (27/30)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Businessbot 3: Argh... (22/30)
Ben > Mallquake!
Businessbot 3: There isn't enough of you now! WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ! (17/30)
Businessbot 3 > HP Drain
PT > Not So EPF
Error Box: Sorry. You used this move too much! Come back next year to try it again.
Businessbot 3: O_o
Businessbot 3 > Tie-In Deal
Brook: Blargle! (5/10)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Businessbot 3: Ahhhh! (12/30)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Businessbot 3: Ooooof! (7/30)
Ben > Mallquake!
Businessbot 3: Hahaha! Time for my SPECIAL attack! (2/30)
Businessbot 3 > EPIC SUPERSTAR FINISH YEW OFF!
BOOM DA BOOM DA BOOM DA BOOM
York: OMG THEREZ BOMBZ AND STARZ AND GEARZ EVERYWHERE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
A gear explodes right next to Chill.
Chill: HUH WUT? (10/10)
Businessbot 3: Wut? O_O
The rest of the party gets revived, and a bomb destroys Businessbot 3.
Mario: Long battle :|
==Chapter 8: Hyper Coffee Penguin Force==
Chill: Welcome to the HCPF!
Mario: What's that?
Chill: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!!!!
Mario: YAAAAAAAY!
Chill: COFFEE SHOP!!!
York: WOOOOOOOOOOOT IMMA HYPER :D
Everyone goes to the Coffee Shop. Penguin Band music plays for no reason.
Chill: OMG THE PENGUIN BAND IS IN THE BOOK ROOM ^_^
They run up. They go back down and see that there is a NEW movie - Night of the Living Sled 4: Penguin Band Terror!
Chill: O_O
Teh Movie
Petey K: O_O THE LIVING SL3D!!!!!!!!
Stompin Bob: EEEEEEEEEK!
G Billy: OH NOEZ!
Franky: MUMU!
The rest of the band stares at Franky.
Franky: WAAAAAAH!
Franky runs away. The Living Sled explodes along with the movie projector.
Teh End
Chill: WEIRD
Ben: That was a long battle. I need some COFFEH!
Ben does the Hyper Coffee Penguin Force dance. He orders some coffee from the Invisible Waitor.
Invisible Waitor: But I don't exist :S
Everyone except Invisible Waitor: Don't care!
Invisible Waitor: :(
Invisible Waitor pours Ben some invisible coffee.
Ben: Wha?
Invisible Waitor: Coffee that doesn't exist from a waitor that doesn't exist.
Ben: GRRRRRRRR!
Ben dropkicks the Invisible Waitor out the door. He falls into a garbage can and explodes.
LM96: Odd.
Mario throws a computer at the camera for no reason.
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES NERR NERR NERR
OK, we're back!
Mario is gone.
Chill: Wha?
Meanwhile, in the Nutty House...
Mario: OMG WHERE AM I?
Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!
Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mario teleports out for some reason. Meanwhile, back at the Coffee Shop...
LMGT: I NEED FOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Mario teleports in.
Mario: Hey guys ^_^
There is a big CRRASH! And the Coffee Shop is destroyed. The Party flees. Meanwhile, outside...
Invisible Waitor: Get me outta here!
Chill and friends dash past the trash can. What are they running from? The Ultimate Protobot, who just gulped up the trash can even though it exploded somehow. Protobot somehow catches up.
Protobot: Initiating plan... C://Not So EPF/A (Not So) Spooky Halloween/Protobot/Phrase1
Mario: OK? We'll be on ou-
Protobot: Activating plan. Codename: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!
Johnny: NOOOOOOOOO! Not "WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!" OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
===Boss: Ultimate Protobot===
Protobot: Checking files... C://Not So EPF/A (Not So) Spooky Halloween/Protobot/Battle/AttackPattern ...All battle systems ready.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Protobot: ERROR 404 (55/60)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Mario: Heehee!
Protobot: ERROR! Defense system activated. (53/60)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Johnny: My attack didn't work O_o
LM96: Hmm...He must have 1 defense now.
LMGT > Donut-Pretzel
LMGT somehow turns Protobot into a donut and twists it into a pretzel. He eats it, then Protobot falls from the sky and crashes.
Protobot: Impossible. Chances of attacks working... 1%. Recalculating defense. (44/60)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Protobot: Error. Foreign object spotted. Destroying. (43/60)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Protobot: Silliness detected. Going into earplug mode. (39/60)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Protobot: Critical damage detected. Raising defense. (30/60)
LM96 > !pwn Protobot
Protobot: ERROR ERROR ERROR! Critcial damage! Activating danger mo- (15/60)
Protobot crashes and breaks. He rebuilds.
Protobot: Activating danger mode.
A shield of soda bottles surrounds Protobot.
Brook > Mall Crusher
The malls easily destroy the shield and crush Protobot.
LM96: How does his defense not work sometimes?
Brook: I dunno.
Protobot: Extreme danger. Activating danger mode. (10/60)
The soda bottle shield returns.
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Protobot: Critical damage. Activating super explosion.
Ben > Mallquake!
Protobot: Systems destroyed. Activating super explosion in 3...2...1... (0/60)
The Party flees as Protobot makes a huge explosion, engulfing the Town. Somehow it comes back and the Coffee Shop is rebuilt.
==Chapter 9: Dr. Pepper is Awesome! (hint hint)==
PT: Tee hee.
The Party goes to the Dock.
Invisible Waitor: I survived :D
Mario: Don't care.
Awesome: Hi guys ^_^
Penquino: Hiya Awesome.
Drpepper: Hai there :D
Awesome has a ninja costume on and Drpepper has a ghost costume on.
Drpepper: Close your eyes and don't open them till I say so! That means you, Chill.
Chill closes his eyes. Drpepper starts pumping air into a 20 foot Frankenpenguin Yard Inflatable. He finishes, as Mario giggles.
Drpepper: OK. You can look now.
Chill opens his eyes and has a heart attack so bad it explodes. He faints (he's still alive? O_O)
Chill: Where am I?
Chill wakes up in Zee Underwear Drawer. Actually Johnny is just holding a huge picture of it in front of him. LMGT eats it because he is bored.
Chill: Hi guys! ...How am I still alive?
Mario: Dude! Don't you know hearts in the Not So EPF Universe are useless? We don't use that boring real world stuff. We use gas pumps and red stuff! ^_^
LMGT: How do you know?
Mario: I went to science school, UNLIKE YOU who went to cooking school instead.
LMGT: Hey, I like food ya know? >:( Mario? MARIO?
Mario has his face stuffed with a pie.
LMGT: LOL
Butterfingers: This story is kewler then the last one ^_^ Yes, I read dem :)
Chill: Kewl
Finn: HEY! >:(
Butterfingers snaps his fingers and Finn disappears.
Reeze: Odd.
Penquino: !pwn Brook
Brook: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
Brook flies into the sun. A black shadow of Brook falls down.
Penquino: SHADOO!
Brook: I'm Brook.
Brook somehow shakes the burn-ny-ness off. I made a new word! YAAAAAY!
???: Heh heh heh...
Mr. L falls out of nowhere.
Mr. L: CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!
===Boss: Mr. L===
Mr. L: (to himself) I'm not weak, I'm not weak... (20/20)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. L: Agh! (15/20)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Mr. L: Ooof! (13/20) Wait! You guys are a bunch of Cheetos!
Mario: LOL
Mr. L sends each party member except Chill into a cage.
Mr. L: Just to be fair ;)
Chill: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Mr. L > High Jump
Chill: Owch! (8/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: What the? My megaphone is gone!
Mr. L: Heh heh heh.
Chill: HEY! You're just a big...What's the word...Oh yeah! Cheaty McCheaterton!
Mr. L: The Green Thunder strikes like lightning!
Mr. L > High Jump
Chill: I CALL FOUL! (6/10)
Chill > No Attack
Mr. L: Give up?
A safe crushes Mr. L.
Mr. L: Whoa now! Go easy on me! (3/20)
Mr. L > High Jump
Chill: Nah! (4/10)
Chill > No Attack
Mr. L: Ugh...The boss won't like this... (0/20)
The cage disappears, letting The Party out.
==Chapter 10: Some New Thingamajigs==
PT: AKA enemies and party members. Now... TRANSMISSION!
Villain Transmission
???: You guys failed?
Herbert: Uhh...I gotta get Protobot in for repairs! Bye!
Herbert zips off.
Mr. L: And I have to um, deflavorize the Brobot's flavorizer...
???: You don't have that anymore. It was destroyed, remember?
Mr. L: Oh, yeah...
???: Businessbot! I can't believe you. Even with cloning abilities? Grr... Franko! ...Where's Franko?
Businessbot: I don't know.
Mr. L: Yeah, I do. Through our super security cameras that we installed just a second ago but somehow captured past events which is really weird, we found out that they managed to defeat Franko, restoring Ben, Lightning and Rod to normal.
???: What about Leland?
Mr. L: He got thrown into space and exploded.
???: Weird. Anyways, assistant, send my best minions - Bowser, Sonic, and the Test Bots! They will be able to defeat them for sure.
??? 2: Yes sir.
???'s Assistant goes to the Minion Hall (they all have rooms there).
END TRANSMISSION!
Chill: Hyper Coffee Penguin Force!
Johnny: I'M BORED >:(
Sign: This way 2 teh mystery house MWEH HEH HEH
LMGT: Dood let's go that way!
LM96: I have a bad feeling about this...
The friends head for the mystery house as Batman music goes "BABABA!" for no reason.
GGD: I still think we should have Good Luck Charlie Music ^_^
Chill: Hiya GGD :D
GGD: Oh hai guys- OMG I HAVENT BEEN A PARTY MEMBER SINCE NOT SO EPF 2?????
PT: Not mah fault. Shy Guy did most of the stories. And Bullet Bill. And Larry.
Johnny: Look! I founds me an iPhone on teh ground!
Everyone except Johnny: NOWAI!
Johnny: :) Oh look, there's Super Coffee Puffle Birds! And Orangey is in it!
The music blasts REALLY loud out of Johnny's new iPhone.
Chill: WHAT?
I SAID THE MUSIC BLASTS REALLY LOUD OUT OF JOHNNY'S NEW iPHONE!
Chill: THE PIZZA FLATS TICKLY BOND OUT OF JOHNNY'S NEW BONE?
PT destroys the iPhone.
Johnny: Awwww....
GGD: BTW do you like my costume? I'm a Wal-Mart employee! ^_^
Chill: It's kewl ^_^
Ben: Hey I wonder if Fawful will come :P Then we have the CPSW team
Fawful: Never fear! It is I of Fawfulness!
Mario: What did he just say? :S
LM96Bot: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT ERROR ERROR ERROR Restarting... !pwn command reloaded CONTINUE
Chill: Why does this path take us through a dark forest?
Johnny: IDK!
LMGT: Neva fear, Da Pizza Chef iz here!
LMGT runs through the forest. Everyone follows him and they reach the mystery house that the sign talked about. It is decorated with every CP Halloween item you can imagine - in fact, the walls are even wallpapered with several different of the Halloween backgrounds.
Chill: Obsession O_o
Drpepper: IKR?
They walk inside and Professor Frankly music plays.
Mario: OH NOES! That's the music that played whenever I saw the TTYD Party in Chill's Rescue! D:
???: Hi!
Goombella walks out of the shadows.
Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!
The Party freaks and runs out - but they trip over Kyle for some reason.
Kyle: Why am I here?
PT: I dunno. Cuz I felt like it.
Kyle: Get meh outta this place.
The Party makes a dash for the door, but it locks.
Ben: Uhh, this could be bad...
Goombella: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS!
Goombella turns into Bowser.
Bowser: Wait, how did I do that? It's not like I'm a Duplighost or anything. Eh, whatever. FIGHT! >:D
===Boss: Bowser===
Bowser: I'm too powerful, you can't beat me ^_^ (9001/9001)
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeze: OMG HAX O_O
Mario: AUTHOR............
PT: Sorry.
Bowser: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (100/100)
LMGT: Haha ^_^
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bowser: Ow! (95/100)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Bowser: Argh! I'm not gonna get beaten again like in that whachamacallit Puffle Lawn Chair! (93/100)
Johnny > Stick Whack
Bowser: Bwahaha! Wimpy! (92/100)
LMGT > Pizza Dough
Bowser: Still wimpy ^_^ (91/100)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Bowser: Gah! (89/100)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Bowser: MUMU! (84/100)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
LMGT: BOOYA!
Bowser: OWWWWWWWWWWWW! (74/100)
LM96 > !pwn Bowser
Bowser: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (59/100)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Bowser: Gragh! (54/100)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Bowser: O_o (49/100)
Ben > Mallquake!
Bowser: Haha! Missed me!
Ben: Exactly.
The Mallquake starts.
Bowser: ARE YOU SERIOUS? (44/100)
Awesome > iSparkle
Awesome his Bowser with a giant star.
Bowser: GWAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (39/100)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Bowser: ARGH ARGH ARGH ITS SO COOOOOOOOOLD MAKE IT STOP <=( (36/100)
GGD > TV
GGD throws a giant TV at Bowser.
Bowser: OWCH! (29/100)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Bowser: Whoa now! I get that it's an epic line, but... (19/100)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Kyle distracts Bowser with fireworks then kicks his foot.
Bowser: OWIE! (18/100)
Bowser > Triple Dip
Bowser: Now I can attack three times >:D
Bowser > Hey! Hey Apple! Hey Apple Hey! ...CAGE!
The floor opens up under LM96 and he falls in.
LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)
Bowser > Breath Fire
Bowser breathes fire on Chill and Mario and they both faint.
Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/10)
Mario: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/10)
Awesome: Imma cheat ^_^ Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Automatic Destruction!
Bowser explodes. Goombella falls from the ceiling. The Party gets revived.
Goombella: GAWAWAWAWAWAW!
The Party: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Party destroys the door and runs away.
Goombella: Aww...
==Chapter 11: Supersonic Speed!==
Chill: I feel like chopping down teh forest! :D
Goombella's Voice: You better not!
Chill: Sorry...
The Party goes to the Ice Rink.
Apple Kid: EAT AT JOE'S!
Apple Kid flees.
Mario: Huh? Why did he...
Joe's starts falling above the Ice Rink.
LM96: RUN!!!!!!!!!
The Party exits the Ice Rink in various, humorous ways. Joe's crushes the Ice Rink.
Tails: Eat at Sonic!
Apple Kid: Oh no! Joe's and Sonic have been rivals for OVER 9000 years! D:
Sonic falls from the sky and crushes Joe's. Link drives up.
Knuckles: Welcome to Sonic what would u like ^_^
Link: A burger ^_^
Knuckles leaves and comes back 1 second later with a gigantic burger.
Knuckles: How was the service ^_^
Link: Too slow ^_^
Knuckles: Thanks come again ^_^
Sonic walks out.
Sonic: WAHAHA! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!
===Boss: Sonic===
Sonic grabs The Party and throws them to the moon. However, Chill and Mario got fat somehow and landed a second after they got thrown. They turn to normal.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Ow! (80/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: Ooch! (78/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: Ow! (8/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Argh! (73/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: STOP! (71/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: He's spiky...Ugh... (6/10)
Chill > MEGAphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic gets trapped in a force field.
Sonic: O__________________________O (56/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: Eep! (54/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: Ugh... (4/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: OWW! (49/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: Ow! (47/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: Uh oh! (2/10)
Johnny falls off the moon.
Johnny: Hi guys ^_^
Mario: JONNEH!
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOO! (42/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Mario: Hi-ya!
Sonic: My head... :S (40/85)
Johnny > It's Raining Wigs
Johnny buries Sonic in a pile of wigs.
Johnny: Finally a new attack for me!
Sonic: Pbbth! (36/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
???: Super Fist of the Donut Dood: HP Refiller!
Chill's HP gets refilled. LMGT falls down.
LMGT > Donut Paper!
A wallpaper of donuts appears behind Sonic. It rolls up with Sonic inside. It explodes and Sonic falls down.
Sonic: O_____o (33/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: You can't beat us ^_^ (8/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Gah! (28/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: Oof! (26/85)
Johnny > It's Raining Wigs
Sonic: Pbbth! (22/85)
LMGT > Donut Paper!
Sonic: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (19/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Apple Kid: Go Chill and Friendz! ^_^
Chill: Ow! (6/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: Ugh... (14/85)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Sonic: Make teh hurtyness stop... (12/85)
Johnny > It's Raining Wigs
Sonic: Noooo... (8/85)
LMGT > Donut Paper!
Sonic: Can't...take...much...more... (5/85)
Sonic > Supersonic Speed
Chill: Yeah, I'mma defeat you on this turn ^_^ (4/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic explodes.
==Chapter: 12: Testing Robotz==
The rest of the party falls off the moon. An alien falls off of Mars.
LM96: Go away ^_^
Alien: aww...
The Alien explodes.
Wheel-Bot: HAHAHA!
Johnny: You aren't supposed to be here yet. NOW GET OUT!
Johnny chases the Wheel-Bot with his stick. Johnny explodes for some reason.
Johnny: Ow.
Mario jumps in the author's booth and stuffs PT in a pot.
PT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
PT wiggles out.
Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Penquino: !pwn Brook
Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Butterfingers: Hey! What about the Halloween storm?
Brook gets struck by lightning in midair.
Brook: OWWWWWWWWWWW!
Brook falls to the ground, knocked out.
Penquino: Heehee!
LMGT runs to his igloo and comes back a second later with 7 Halloween donuts stuffed in his mouth. He inhales them.
GGD: LMGT how do you eat so much?
LMGT: Well, it all started when...
FLASHBACK!
Count Bleck: Bleh heh heh! You can't stop the amazing...COUNT BLECK!
LMGT: Yes we can! :D
LMGT eats the Void.
Count Bleck: O_______________________________________________O
END FLASHBACK!
GGD: OMG YOU HAVE A VOID IN UR TUMMY?
LMGT: Yupperz. :)
Mario: Then how did Roy survive in Not So EPF 2?
LMGT: Does logic REALLY apply in our universe?
Mario: Uhh...No?
LMGT: Exactly.
Test Bots: BWAHAHA!
===Boss: The Test Bots===
Snow-Bot: TRIPLE POWA!
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wheel-Bot: Ow! (65/70)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Wheel-Bot: ARGH! (63/70)
Johnny > It's Raining Wigs
Wheel-Bot: EWWW I JUST ATE ONE (59/70)
LMGT > Donut Paper!
Wheel-Bot: I feel folded :\ (56/70)
Penquino > That's A Wrap
Wheel-Bot: OW that hurts. (54/70)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Wheel-Bot: O_o (49/70)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Wheel-Bot: YOU SLICED MEH! Maybe. I dunno. (39/70)
LM96 > !pwn WheelBot
Wheel-Bot: OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!!111!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (24/70)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Wheel-Bot: You aren't turning ME into scrap metal >:( (19/70)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ben > Mallquake!
Wheel-Bot: OWWWWWWWW! (14/70)
Awesome > iSparkle
Wheel-Bot: Grah... (9/70)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Wheel-Bot: OH NO! (6/70)
Chill: What is it? Is your wittle robot system bweaking? ^_^
Wheel-Bot: No! I forgot to switch to Geico!
Chill: ...
GGD > TV
Wheel-Bot: NOOOOOOOOO *bzzt* (0/70)
Chill: Yeah we go-
Rickroll music plays. Wheel-Bot gets up, with 10 HP.
Wheel-Bot: I just rickroll'd you ^_^ (10/70)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Not if I have anything to say about it! Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Wheel-Bot: Nooooo... (0/70)
Wheel-Bot faints.
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Snow-Bot: Ow! You hurt my...snowboard? (69/70)
Wheel-Bot: Grrngh...grnngh...resorting...to...battery...power... (0.5/70)
Wheel-Bot > Codename: Teamwork
Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into Chill, Mario, and Johnny, respectively. They all faint.
Chill: Power...ful...robo...ts... (0/10)
Snow-Bot > Codename: Teamwork
LMGT: Not again!
Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into LMGT, Penquino, and Butterfingers, respectively. They all faint.
Jet-Bot > Codename: Teamwork
Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot ram into Reeze, LM96, and Brook, respectively. They all faint.
Businessbot: Nothing better then a paperwork sandwich ^_^
Businessbot eats a sandwich with paperwork in it.
PT: Leave.
Businessbot: Aww...
Businessbot leaves.
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Snow-Bot: Not cool! (64/70)
Ben > Mallquake!
Snow-Bot: Ow! (59/70)
Awesome > iSparkle
Snow-Bot: Starz hurt mah system :( (54/70)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Snow-Bot: Urk... (51/70)
Snow-Bot gets a cramp from teh liquidz. OH NOES! (not)
GGD > TV
Snow-Bot: Everything's crashing down on me! WAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm telling my mumu! (44/70)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Snow-Bot: Too much epicness...EPIC OVERLOAD! (34/70)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Wheel-Bot: OH NOEZ! Battery...power...lost... (0/70)
Snow-Bot: NOOOOOOOOOOO! And the teamwork attack won't work because I'm having a Robo-Cramp.... Owch...
Jet-Bot > Ram Into U
Jet-Bot does a weaker version of the teamwork attack, and only does 5 damage to York. It works, though.
York: OH NOZ!!!!11 (5/10)
Explorer flies across the screen somehow.
Explorer: Haw-chaw-haw!
Explorer raises everybody's HP to 15. It doesn't revive any of them, though.
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
Snow-Bot: URK!!!!!!!! (29/70)
Ben > Mallquake!
Snow-Bot: Not...feeling...good... (24/70)
Snow-Bot puts his mechanical flipper over his mechanical beak.
Snow-Bot: Jet... Bucket...
The Party: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
York: How did you get revived to say that?
Chill: It was too gross, so we revived ourselves to say "ewwwww".
Jet-Bot hands Snow-Bot a bucket. He flees. And The Party grosses out.
Awesome > Super Fist of the Awesomeness: Small World Madness!
The Clock Tower Battle music from Epic Mickey plays.
Chill: Fail music from a fail game :(
Mario: But Chill, none of us have played it. IT STINKZ!
Jet-Bot blacks out by the failness. Snow-Bot comes back.
Snow-Bot: I feel better now. ATTACK!
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Snow-Bot: Huha huha hee!
Snow-Bot blocks it and splashes the Dr. Pepper on a random tree that just walked by... O_O
GGD > TV
Snow-Bot: U crushed my head... :( (17/70)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: OMG! Somebody hacked me and now I lost my voice! NOOOOO!
Snow-Bot: Haha!
Kyle: I'll fill in for him!
Kyle > Sh-boom 2 aka Epicer Version
Life Could Be A Dream! Do do do do and something
Snow-Bot: @_@ I LUV IT! (4/70)
Kyle: Now, as long as the song plays, he is hypnotized into punching himself in the face instead of us!
Chill: BRB!
Chill runs off and nominates Kyle for the "Epic-ist Not So EPF Partner Award". He comes back.
Snow-Bot > Punch In Teh Face
Snow-Bot: I LUV IT! (3/70)
The song ends.
Chill: OH NO!
Kyle: Did I mention I put it on infinite loop?
The song starts up again.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO EFFECT
Chill: Wha?
PT: Jet-Bot is blacked out, duh. He can't hear.
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Jet-Bot: ... (68/70)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
NO EFFECT
LMGT > Pizza Dough
NO EFFECT
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
NO EFFECT
Butterfingers > Secret Attack
Butterfingers teleports into Jet-Bot's mind.
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Butterfingers teleports back out.
Jet-Bot: ... (63/70)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Jet-Bot: ... (53/70)
LM96 > !pwn Jet-Bot
Jet-Bot: ... (38/70)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Jet-Bot: ... (33/70)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA! BLEHHHHHHHHHH!
Jet-Bot: ... (28/70)
Ben > Mallquake!
Jet-Bot: ... (23/70)
Awesome > iSparkle
Jet-Bot: ... (18/70)
Chill: Stop making him say "..."!
PT: Fine.
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Jet-Bot: I like pie! (15/70)
Mario: YAY! Pie friends! ^_^
GGD > TV
Jet-Bot: I like pie! (8/70)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Chill: Fawful that will never work :|
Fawful: Don't care. Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
The epicness pierces throught the black-outness and causes 3 damage.
Jet-Bot: I like pie! (5/70)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM
Jet-Bot: I like pie! (4/70)
Snow-Bot > Punch In Teh Face
Snow-Bot: I LUV IT! (2/70)
Jet-Bot > Re-Boot + Double Dip
Jet-Bot: Restarting system. All files loaded in 3...2...1... Installing notsoepf.exe to hard drive. Installed! ...I liek pie :D
Jet-Bot > Fart
Jet-Bot releases lots of toxic gas.
Chill: GAG!!!!!! EWWWW!!!!! (10/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Jet-Bot's jetpack sputters out and he faints.
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Snow-Bot: NOOOO! I MUST HEAR MORE SH-BOOM! :(
Snow-Bot faints.
Chill: YAH!
100 star points earned!
Battle music plays.
Mario: Whubba?
Wheel-Bot: Ha-chaw!
Wheel-Bot: U cant defeat us!
Jet-Bot: If you do, then I will use my Fartingport and send us to the Robo Repair Shop! BWAHAHAH!
Mario blows them up with TNT.
Jet-Bot: Gah! Fartingport!
Wheel-Bot, Snow-Bot, and Jet-Bot disappear in a green puff cloud.
==Chapter 13: The Dried Ice Cream Cave==
LMGT: I is hungry!
The Party runs to the Plaza. Pizza Parlor Manager is laying in the snow, somewhat knocked out.
Pizza Parlor Manager: Why me...
LMGT sees a flattened Pizza Parlor. Papa John's is there now. The Party goes in.
Johnny: Hi Dad!
Papa John: Hi son
LMGT: HE IZ UR DAD? I GET FREE PIZZA! :D
Apple Kid and Tails appear.
Apple Kid: OMG Joe's-
Tails: -Sonic's other rival! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Apple Kid, Tails, and Papa John are about to get into a fight when they all freeze in the air. A giant bubble appears.
RANDOM NOT SO EPF FACT TIME!
Did you know that LM96Bot is about to toss you to the moon?
York: I wonder what that's about.
Penquino: !pwn Brookelas
Nothing happens.
Penquino: Huh?
LM96Bot: ERROR ERROR 404 MALFUNCTION
LM96Bot tosses the party to the moon.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone lands.
Chill: What's that?
Chill points at the Dried Ice Cream Cave.
Penquino: ITZ MADE OUTTA DRIED ICE CWEEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Wow Brook. You've been up here this many times and you didn't notice that?
Brook: I was too busy scweaming like a wittle baby! ^_^
Ben: ...
Everyone enters.
Mario: I'm kinda hungry...
Mario eats some of the dried ice cream.
Mario: Oooh! Rocky Road! My favorite! :D
Rebecca Black falls out of nowhere.
Rebecca Black: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Fri-
Chill kicks Rebecca Black off the moon.
Wario farts up to the moon.
Wario: WAHA!
Johnny: What's with all the farting in this story?
PT: IDK.
Wario's long fart sputters out and he falls down back to Earth.
Mario: Imma update my Freezebook :D
Mario pulls out his computer and types in "On the moon just saw Rebecca Black". Then, an image of it appears!
Mario: Awww now my Freezebook page is available to the whole world :(
GGD: What's that?
Wario fart-rockets back up.
Wario: Now we BATTLE! WAHA!
Random Chinese Guy: Hoyhoyhoyhyohyohhoy! I just wanted to tell everybody that the authors gave me a new name!
Mario: Wut is it? :D
Random Chinese Guy: Mr. Chinatown!
Everybody except Random Chinese Guy: ...
===Boss: Wario===
Wario: Wahaha! I will beat you up! ^_^
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: O_O (60/65)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Wario: Owch! (58/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Wario: Mlargle mlargle mlef! (54/65)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
LMGT smashes a huge donut onto Wario.
Wario: BLAGIDAGAGAGGAGAGAGAG! (48/65)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Wario: Can't see >_< (46/65)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Wario: BLAGiDAGAGGAAGAAG! END TRANSMISSION! (41/65)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Wario: Dat hurts :'( (31/65)
LM96: OH NOEZ! LM96BOT IS STILL ON EARTH!
LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude
LM96 starts panicking and continues throughout pretty much the rest of the battle.
Brook > Mall Crusher
Wario: Oh fartz. (26/65)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wario: What the... (21/65)
Ben > Mallquake!
Ben's mall floats off into outer space.
Ben: I hate outer space gravity :|
Awesome > iSparkle
Wario: Owch. (16/65)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Wario: C-c-c-cold! (13/65)
GGD > TV
Wario: Owch! (6/65)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Wario duct tapes Fawful's mouth.
Fawful: MPHPGPISRPTOIHROSPUHGJOSRHJO! :(
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Wario: ...What kind of- ow! (5/65)
Wario > Mega Super Fart Whatever
Wario lets out a huuuuge fart. Reeze gets knocked out, and Wario manages to heal 35 HP.
Wario: Wahaha! I'm powerful ^_^ (40/65)
Chill > Megaphone 
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: Ow! (35/65)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Wario: Too hammer-y :( (33/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Wario: I don't wanna eat your wigs. Yukky. (29/65)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Wario: Explosion like :| (23/65)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Wario: Pbbbtlaffa! (21/65)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Wario: O_O (16/65)
LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude
LM96 starts panicking again.
Brook > Mall Crusher
Wario somehow holds the malls apart and they explode, damaging Brook instead.
Brook: Ow :( (10/15)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wario: Why are there 2 attacks based on internet memes? (11/65)
Jam and Broseph float past the moon for some reason.
Broseph: We don't have space helmets!
Jam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jam and Broseph start hyperventilating as they head for Saturn.
Ben > Mallquake!
The mall floats off into space again. A black hole sucks it up.
Ben: :|
Awesome > iSparkle
Wario: OW! (6/65)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Wario: COLD!!!!!!!!! D: (3/65)
GGD > TV
Wario: WALUIGI!!!!!!!!!!!
Waluigi comes and takes the hit.
Waluigi: Waha! (8/15)
Fawful > Just Sit There
Fawful just sits there.
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Wario: Ow! (2/65)
Wario > Fart Mania
Wario farts, knocking out GGD. He also heals 10 HP and restores Waluigi's HP.
Wario: >:D (12/65)
Waluigi: Hahaha! (15/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!
Wario: Ow! (7/65)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Wario: You guys are meanies! WAAAAAAA! (5/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Wario: Argh.... (1/65)
Waluigi: D:
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Wario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/65)
Wario explodes.
Waluigi: NOOOOOOOOOOO! My bro! :(
Penquino > That's A Wrap
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAA! (13/15)
Waluigi trips.
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Waluigi: O_o (8/15)
LM96 > Panic Like A Crazy Dude
LM96 starts panicking AGAIN!
Brook > Mall Crusher
Waluigi tries to hold the malls apart but his arms are too flimsy. SQUISH!
Waluigi: My everything... (3/15)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
York fires her laza. When it is finished, Waluigi is gone.
The Party: YAAAAAY ^_^
LM96: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
LM96 ends up pushing the party off the moon.
==Chapter 14: The Mega Pie Caper and Other Stuffz==
Mario: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Everyone crash-lands at the Plaza, right outside of Papa John's.
Johnny: I wonder how the fight went!
The Party walks inside, and they notice Apple Kid and Tails on the ground, knocked out.
Some Clown: Mwoohuhhoowah! The Corny Halloween Fair starts soon! Yak hooey!
Some Clown leaves.
Papa John: The Corny Halloween Fair? O_o
The Party leaves.
Penquino: !pwn Brook !pwn Brook !pwn Brook
LM96Bot: Command re-installed. Now pwning Brookelas.
Brook: O_O
Everyone starts watching Brook getting pwned. A pie on a fishing rod appears out of nowhere.
Mario: Oooh!
The fishing rod starts going deeper into the Spooky Forest. Mario follows it. And LMGT didn't notice because...well, he already had his face stuffed with a donut.
Brook: I'll probably have to go to the hospital after this story is done. Or better yet, REVENGE! >:D !pwn Penquino
Penquino: Wha?
Penquino reflects LM96Bot with the Blah Blah Blah Mallet, brutally tossing Brook into the sun.
Everyone in the story except Brook: It's KFB! Kentucky Fried Brookelas! :D
Brook: Ow...
Brook makes a crash-landing on top of the Stage.
Brook: :(
A kangaroo, black penguin, black puffle, and flying bear appear out of nowhere.
Kangaroo: I'm Weirdo
Black Penguin: I'm Fruitcake
Black Puffle: I'm Creepier
Flying Bear: I'm Macaroni
All: WE ARE TEH POLICE PPL! AND U R UNDER ARREST!
===Boss: Teh Police PPL===
Fawful: Moogly moogly moo! The cat in the hat comes out with a bat! @_@
Fawful somehow gets their HP.
Fawful: Their HPness is of fiveness!
Chill: 5 HP each? So easy.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!
NO DAMAGE
Chill: Wha?
Fawful: Toobily tubular too! The bat in the hat comes out with a cat! @_@
Fawful somehow gets their defense.
Fawful: Their defenseness is of nineness!
Everyone except Teh Police PPL and Fawful: O____________________O
...
Chill: Where is Mario? Oh well.
Johnny > Wigtastic!
NO DAMAGE
LMGT > Donut Meteor
NO DAMAGE
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
NO DAMAGE
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Weirdo: Ow! (4/5)
LM96 > !pwn Weirdo
Weirdo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/5)
Weirdo explodes.
Brook > Mall Crusher
NO DAMAGE
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
NO DAMAGE
Ben > Mallquake!
NO DAMAGE
Awesome > iSparkle
NO DAMAGE
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
NO DAMAGE
GGD > TV
NO DAMAGE
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Fruitcake: :( (4/5)
Fruitcake > Fruitcake Toss
Fruitcake hits Chill with a fruitcake, knocking him out.
Chill: I faintz! (0/15)
Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns
Creepier's hair sets on fire and he burns Johnny.
Johnny: I faintz as well! (0/15)
Macaroni > Tornado With Macaroni In It
A tornado made out of macaroni appears and inhales LMGT. It spits him out, but he lands headfirst.
LMGT: Ow... (0/15)
Butterfingers skips his turn.
LM96 > !pwn Fruitcake
Fruitcake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/5)
Fruitcake disappears.
Brook, York, Ben, Awesome, Drpepper, and GGD skip their turns.
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Creepier: Ow! (4/5)
Kyle skips his turn.
Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns
Butterfingers: NO I'M BURNING D: (0/15)
Reeze: The author forgot about me for some reason :|
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Creepier: NO FAIR! (3/5)
Macaroni > Tornado With Macaroni In It
Reeze: WHOA! (0/15)
LM96 > !pwn Macaroni
Macaroni: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/5)
Macaroni dissolves into little bits of macaroni. Everyone except Fawful skips their turns.
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Creepier: OW! (2/5)
Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns
LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Creepier: NOOOOOOOO! (1/5)
Creepier > Creepy Hairstyle That Burns
Brook: WAAAAAAAH! (0/15)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Creepier: ............. (0/5)
Teh Partay: YAY ^_^
==Chapter 15: Do I Know You?==
PT: Another intermission with teh bad guyz :D
Villain Intermission!
???: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????????
Bowser: Well, err, um, uh, I can explain!
Sonic: Yeah, meh too!
Test Bots: ...
Herbert: Oh yeah, I gotta fix them.
Wario: Derr, I can't believe it.
???: What about Some Random Guy?
Sonic: He got ambushed and some police whatchamacallits attacked them instead. Obviously, they lost.
???: Grr... Fine, assistant! Send it...
??? 2: Yes sir.
BLAGIDAGAGAGGAGA! END TRANSMISSION!
Chill: Yum, coffee ^_^
Johnny: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!
PT: You're on!
Awesome: Durr ^_^
LMGT: I wantz me free pizza D:
LMGT runs into Papa John's and comes out with 27 free pizzas.
Chill, Johnny, and GGD: O__________O
Everyone runs back to LMGT's igloo for a pizza and donut party. When they get there...
LMGT: I'M HUNGRY!
LMGT inhales a pizza.
LMGT: Void powerz ^_^
GGD farts.
Ben: BLAA!
???: YOU IZ ME!
Chill: Wha?
Chill spins around and sees a penguin similar to Mario in features, except he is wearing a Tour Guide Hat, Ninja Mask, Black Hoodie, and Brown Boots.
Mario-like penguin: I am Dark M! I iz gonna blow you to bits of randomness and stuffs!
===Boss: Dark M===
Dark M: Oh yeah, and I'm changing up the rules a bit.
Everyone besides Chill, Johnny, and Dark M fold up and disappear.
Dark M: 2 against 1 seems better, hm?
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: Ow! (40/45)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Dark M: Teh wigz are choking meh! (36/45)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: OW! (10/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: Stop it! My ears are sensitive! (31/45)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Dark M: BLAA! (27/45)
Dark M > Double Dip
Dark M: :P
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: OW! (5/15)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Dark M throws a void at Chill. It sucks him in, and he is splattered with 10 blueberry pies. Chill falls out of the void.
Chill: O_o (1/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: OW! (22/45)
Johnny > Wigtastic
Dark M: spitblah (18/45)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: Good thing I picked up a Life Shroom in a deleted sce-
Chill faints and restores 5 HP.
Dark M: O_________O
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (13/45)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Dark M: Bleh... Yucky wigs >_< (9/45)
Dark M > Double Dip
Dark M > UPGRADE!
Dark M's Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet turns into a Dark Super Blah Blah Blah Mallet.
Dark M > Dark Super Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Johnny: Owch! (5/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody is restored to normal.
Dark M: Durr....You may have beat me, but I have one last surprise! (0/45)
Dark M shoots a lightning bolt at LMGT.
LMGT: O__O
The lightning bolt springs off his tummy.
Dark M: Aww man... It probably still worked, though. Catch ya later, Mr. Pointyhatlover!
Dark M explodes.
Chill: That guy seems a lot like Mario...
==Chapter 16: Teh Void of Donutz==
LMGT: What did that guy do to meh? O_O It feels like I'm spinning around in a giant washing machine. Maybe I NEED FOOOOOOOOOD! :D
LMGT goes to get a piece of pizza but he flashes all of a sudden. He explodes and The Void goes up into the sky.
Chill: OH NO! That's what Dark M did! D:
Meanwhile, in Zee Underwear Drawer...
LMGT: WHERE IS ME?
LMGT looks around and sees underwear, and some random game overed people that nobody cares about.
Game Overed Guy: HEY!
Sorry.
LMGT: Oh yah! It's Zee Underwear Drawer! Mario told meh about this place.
LMGT punches himself in the face a trillion times to get out. Nothing happens.
LMGT: Wha? Well, maybe I'll see the Queen Shady whatchamacallit.
LMGT walks, and it talks him about half-an-hour to reach Queen Jaydes because of all the donuts he eats.
Queen Jaydes: I like pie with gravy on it!
LMGT: YO DOOD!
Queen Jaydes: GAH!
LMGT: I punched mehself a trillion times and I is still here :(
Queen Jaydes: We made it harder to get out. Now you gots to see Grambi to escape! HAHAHA! Now go.
Queen Jaydes makes a door appear that says "Underwear Drawer Road". LMGT enterz!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMGT: IT IS UNDERWEAR DRAWER ROAD!
Dark Dark Boo: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
LMGT: Wrong type of boo >_<
Dark Dark Boo: Oops!
Dark Dark Boo explodes and is replaced with a Dark Boo.
Dark Boo: HAH-
LMGT hits Dark Boo with a donut and he explodes.
LMGT: Hay! A door!
A door appears labeled The Overpotty.
Cookie: It's the way to The Overcloset!
LMGT eats the cookie. He enters the door.
LMGT: The Overpotty? O_O It is so gross here dood D:
LMGT looks around and sees he is in a HUGE toilet pipe. LMGT starts swimming up it. It flushes, and LMGT starts sinking like a rock. A fish slaps him in the face then goes to Underwear Drawer Road.
LMGT: OW! Grrr... DONUT POWER! :D
LMGT flies up in 0.0000000000000000001 second and gets to The Overcloset.
LMGT: KEWL!
LMGT sees Grambi.
Grambi: Thouest art toast! Oh wait, that's not my line...
LMGT: YO D00D!
Grambi: What do you want?
LMGT: Me wantz outta deh Overcloset!
Grambi: (I like cake with ketchup on it...) Fine! You gots 2 fightest me first! ...And this type of talking is dumb >.<
===Boss: Grambi===
Grambi: I is powerful >:D (105/105)
LMGT: WAT TEH DONUTZ???????????????????????????????????/////////////////// (15/15)
LMGT > Pizza Hut
A hut made of pizza falls on Grambi and flattens.
Grambi: Ow! (100/105)
Grambi > Shoot With Arrowz!
Grambi shoots LMGT with an arrow... But it springs off his tummy and hits Grambi back.
Grambi: O_______________- (75/105)
LMGT > Pizza Hut
Grambi: Owch!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 (70/105)
Grambi > Ketchup Glop
A giant ketchup bottle appears and pours all over LMGT. He gets stuck.
LMGT > Pizza Hut
The hut falls on LMGT instead but the ketchup catches it.
Grambi > Cake Toss
Grambi throws a cake at LMGT. He inhales it.
LMGT: Yummeh ^_^
Grambi: O_________________________________________O
LMGT gets up.
RPG Box Thingie: LMGT has sticky! Physical attacks will get stuck! LMGT has shield! Aerial attacks DO NOTHING!
Sgt. Schultz: My line!
LMGT > Supa Donut Headbonk Thingie
Grambi: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIE! (26/105)
Grambi > Squish With Huge Cake
LMGT eats the cake.
LMGT > F0000000000000000000000D
A bunch of donuts crush Grambi.
Grambi: G....g.g.a.......gah....... (0/105)
LMGT: TOOO EASY!
Grambi: Yo....you....can....you can go..................
LMGT explodes.
==Chapter 17: EYE EZZ BAK!==
Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY LMGT WH-
Chill gets squashed by LMGT.
Everyone except LMGT and Chill: DONUT DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
???: And me.
Chill: HEY! YOU IS THAT DARK M DOOD!
Dark M: Teh donut guy is back? O_O
Dark M runs away.
Awesome: BTW The Corny Halloween Fair is here!
Everyone runs outside for The Corny Halloween Fair.
Ben: MUST SELL PRIZES ON SHOPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Broseph: WE IS IN TEH ATMOSPHERE!!!!!!!!
Jam: WHEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
Broseph accidentally gets his flipper tied to a bunch of balloons, and they float back into outer space.
Broseph and Jam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone runs to the Forest booth.
Kyle: HEY! They are the old Fair 2010 items!
The booth explodes. An explosion at The Creepy Circus Whatever Thingamajig is seen as well.
Creepier: Ow!
Dark M: Eye ezz back!
Dark M explodes for no reason.
Johnny: Odd.
Ben: zzzzzzz.... -_- I FELL ASLEEP! -_- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
Dark M: EYE EZZ BACK AGAIN!
===Boss: Dark M===
Dark M: I will defeatz u this time!
Dark M changes it back for fairness.
Chill > Tactics > Switch Partner > LM96
LM96: Where is teh candy cornz?
LM96 > !pwn Dark M
LM96Bot: ERROR. c://lmbot/commands/pwn/darkm NOT FOUND. PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER COMMAND.
LM96: Darn...
Chill > Whack With Bagelz
Chill slaps Dark M with a bagel.
Dark M: Ow! (25/30)
LM69 > Snowball Toss
Dark M: Was that supposed...to hurt? Ow... (24/30)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: Yowch! (10/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz
Dark M: Ow! (19/30)
LM96 > Sink Zee Ground
LM96 makes the ground sink. But nothing happens.
Chill: ...
Meanwhile, in Pandanda...
Henry: What a beau-
Henry falls into a giant hole.
Back in CP...
LM96: Rats >_<
Dark M > Dark Operator's Kicking Boot
LM96: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- *twink* (0/15)
Chill: NO! LM!
LM96 gets swapped for Brook automatically.
Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Reeze
Reeze: How shrimpy ^_^
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Dark M: OW! (9/30)
Dark M > Mushroom Soda
Dark M: HAHAHA! (24/30)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: MAH EARZ! (19/30)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Dark M: Not again :( (9/30)
Dark M reaches into his pocket but he's all out of Mushroom Sodas.
Dark M: FINE!
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: OWIEZ! (5/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!
Dark M: Loudyness :O (4/30)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Dark M: (slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Dark M faints.
Chill: Why didn't he explode? :S
Dark M > Itz Black
A robotic version of Chill appears out of nowhere.
Robot Chill: LOADING FILEZ!!!!!!! Attackz installed! Every other stuffs cuz im lazy installed! Elmo's World installed! ...Uninstalling Elmo's World. EYE EZZ ROBO CHILL!
Chill: O_O
Dark M: HAAHHAHAH!
Chill > Megaphone
Dark M: Owchai (25/30)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Dark M: HURK! (15/30)
Dark > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: I-C-Birdies... :) (0/15)
Reeze: UH OH!
Robot Chill > Robo-Phone
Robot Chill: IT'S OVER *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* 9000!
Reeze: O_o (10/15)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOO! (5/30)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Reeze: OH NO! I IS DONE 4! (5/15)
Reeze starts eating some shrimp.
Robot Chill > Robo-Phone
Robot Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reeze: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
SHRIMP POWAZ!
Chill and Reeze get restored to full powa!
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark M: WHAT TH- (0/30)
Robot Chill: D:
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Robot Chill: OWCH! (10/20)
Robot Chill > Robo-Phone
Robot Chill: IT'S OVER 9-
Robot Chill gets crushed by LM96 who falls out of nowhere.
Robot Chill: SYSTEM FAILURE! (0/20)
Dark M and Robot Chill explode.
==Chapter 18: E-Cards From Space==
RING RING
Chill: OOH I GOTZ AN E-CARD ON MAH PUFFBERRY 2.5!
"When your day is sticky, read funneh e-cards! -Jammasterd Farter Pengsdone"
PPL on teh E-Card: WE LIKE COFFEE! WE LIKE COFFEE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Chill deletes the E-Card.
RING RING
Chill: Another e-card D:
"From your favorite (not so) bro -Broseph"
PPL on teh E-Card: Just about anything can happen! We're gonna make puppets with our napkins! If you don't give us turkey, right now!
Chill: OH NOEZ ITS DEH SAME PPL
Chill deletes the e-card.
RING RING
Johnny: They're spamming you :O
"READ MAH E-CARD -Jam (why i put my full name last time, i dunno)"
PPL on teh E-Card: RELEASE TEH BEAVERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Chill deletes the e-card and turns his Puffberry 2.5 off.
Penquino: :P
LM96: Everyone! I just added a new command to LM96Bot! It's called... !Supah Pwn!
Brook: :O
Penquino: !Supah Pwn! B-
Brook: -enquino!!!
LM96Bot: ERROR. c://lmbot/commands/supahpwn/benquino NOT FOUND.
Brook: Grrr...
Penquino: !Supah Pwn! Brook
Brook: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Lucas appears and uses his super powers as Brook heads straight for a black hole.
Brook: Thx bro!
???: .............................................
Ben: Whoz dat?
???: I am.............................................................
Reeze: Hurry up already!
Butterfingers shoves ??? into a random pond.
???: EWWWWWWWWWW FISHIES D:
LMGT: I'M HUNGRY! Ooh, a potato chip!
The potato chip gets caught by a fishing pole. It starts reeling up.
LMGT: NO! MAH POTATO CHIP!
LMGT grabs onto the fishing pole.
Penblooe: O_O I REELED IN A DONUT DOOD!
LMGT: Hai Penblooe :D
Chill: Look! It's Penblooe!
NEW PARTY MEMBER! PENBLOOE
Penblooe: And yes I has a ghost costume because SOMEBODY (glares at PT) never used it.
Fawful: That is of kewlness!
Pudding runs across the road, but nobody notices.
Giant Pancake: EYE EZZ BAC- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LMGT eats Giant Pancake.
Buzz: I'm Good Woody! I mean Buzz Lightyear! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
A cake falls on Buzz. LMGT eats it.
Buzz: OOH STARMANZ!
Buzz faints.
???: EYE EZZ BAK AND IMMA COUNT BLEACH!
Everyone except Count Bleck: ...........
Count Bleck: I mean Count Bleck :S WE FIGHTZ NAO!
===Boss: Count Bleck===
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Count Bleck: OW! (85/90)
Penblooe > Pile of Chips
Penblooe buries Count Bleck in a huge mound of potato chips.
Count Bleck: O_O (82/90)
Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)
Count Bleck breathes his bad breath on Penblooe and does 9001 damage.
Penblooe: ............................ (-8986/15)
Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > LM96
LM96: Where is te- oh wait I already used this line before.
LM96 > !pwn Count Bleck
Count Bleck: Count Bleck laughs at your robot- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (67/90)
LM96: >:P
Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)
LM96: Gross......... *gag* (0/15)
Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Reeze
Reeze: SHRIMPY!!!!!!!
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Count Bleck: OW! (57/90)
Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)
Reeze: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/15)
Chill > Tactics > Partner Switch > Fawful
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Count Bleck: OH NOEZ ITS 2 EPIC (47/90)
Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)
Fawful: I am of too much epicness!
Count Bleck: D:
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Count Bleck: Um, ow? (42/90)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Count Bleck: GET MEH AN ASPIRIN! (32/90)
Count Bleck > Ping Dimentio
Dimentio: Yez?
Count Bleck: GET ME SOME ASPIRIN!
Dimentio goes to Castle Bleck.
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Count Bleck: Make it stop... (27/90)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Count Bleck: :( (17/90)
Dimentio appears.
Dimentio: We're all out.
Dimentio explodes.
Count Bleck > Bad Breath (dun dun dun)
Fawful jumps in front of Chill. Therefore, there is no damage.
Count Bleck: Hai! When did Zee Void come?
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Count Bleck: OW! (12/90)
Fawful > Mustard of Your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Count Bleck: Urk... (2/90)
Count Bleck > BOOM
Count Bleck sucks The Void into his cape. A GIANT explosion blows up the entire island.
==Chapter 19: MUMU THERES A MEANIE PUFFLE==
Chill: ...
Fawful: ...
???: Chill...
Chill: ...I liek pie...
???: Chill...
Chill and Fawful wake up. But the rest of The Party is gone.
Fawful: It is of Tippyness!
Tippi: ...Um, yeah. Anyways, your friends went somewhere else on the island when it exploded...
Chill: kthxbai
Chill tosses Tippi into the ocean.
Fawful: The Corny Fair of Halloweenness has been destroyed!
Penquino and everyone else appear out of nowhere.
Penblooe: That was odd.
Drpepper: OH NO!
Kyle: What?
Drpepper: Gulp...It's...It's...
Rebecca Black: Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's looking forward to the weekend! Weekend! Partying partying YEAH partying partying YEAH fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weeke-
Awesome dropkicks Rebecca Black so far she lands in the future. The Zoo, to be exact.
Future Penquino: Me likes penguins!
Rebecca Black: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meanwhile, back in the present.
Ben: The thing is, the next time somebody mentions Friday, she'll be back.
York: YOU JUST SAID FRIDAY! D:
Rebecca Black: It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get do-
Chill hits Rebecca Black with a chicken strip he got from somewhere. He eats it.
LMGT: DAT WUZ MINE :( I SERIOUSLY NEED MAH CHICKEN!
Sea: Lol stolen from CPW
Unknown: I no rite
Sea and Unknown explode. Everyone gets teleported to Wikia-Labs.
Johnny: EEP! That means Uberfuzzy, Sannse, and Scarecroe are all here! EEEEP!
A brown penguin with designer glasses and a rake walks by.
Chill: IT'S JOEYAA! OH NOEZ!
Russian One: Gonna take a ride on a blocky stick
Russian One knocks Joeyaa off the screen.
Chill: :D
Everyone goes into Teh Chicken Farm.
LMGT: FRYED CHICKEN!
LMGT cooks all the chickens and then eats them.
Uberfuzzy: Heeheehee... Long time no see, eh, "friend"? MWAHAAHAA!
A coin falls out of nowhere and turns into Sannse. Scarecroe appears out of nowhere and Joeyaa just falls off another screen into here.
Uberfuzzy: Meet Joeyaa, Wikibate's replacement.
Chill: Oh, we've met before... >:|
Joeyaa: Hi.
Johnny: Where's your sense of humor, dude? I mean, it's Not So EPF! O_O
Joeyaa: Removed because humor stinks.
Chill: OH ITS ON DUDE!
===Boss: Uberfuzzy, Sannse, Scarecroe, and Joeyaa===
PT: Francis Battle Music ^_^
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Uberfuzzy: OW! (25/30)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Uberfuzzy: DOUBLE OW! (19/30)
Uberfuzzy > Teh W Bomber
Uberfuzzy gets in his UFO and drops bombs.
Uberfuzzy: By Splode-On-Contact Inc.! HAHHAHA!
Chill: OW! (12/15)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Sannse hits Johnny with a huge money sack.
Johnny: U GUYZ R MEAN (12/15)
Scarecroe > Spit Hay
Scarecroe spits a straw of hay at Chill.
Chill: ... (12/15)
Joeyaa > Cleanup
Joeyaa makes a sink appear that overflows and washes the entire room. Uberfuzzy's HP is refilled, and Chill and Johnny lose 3 HP.
Chill: NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CLEANING :( (9/15)
Johnny: ARGH! (9/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Joeyaa: Stop it. (25/30)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Joeyaa: Blah... Umm, I'm starting to feel humor... >_< (19/15)
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
Uberfuzzy spits a W at Johnny.
Johnny: OW! (6/15)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Johnny: HELP! (3/15)
Scarecroe > Steal Hatz
A crow appears and steals Chill's party hat. He flies away with it. Chill acts nonchalant for some reason.
Chill: I GOTZ ME SOME MORE!
Chill puts on an extra.
Joeyaa > No More Walrus
Joeyaa drops a Walrus template on Chill and it shatters.
Chill: OW! (6/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Joeyaa: I FEEL TEH HUMOR! (14/30)
Johnny > Weird Wigs
Johnny: Who can explain it, who can tell you why?
Joeyaa gets frozen in time for his next turn.
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
Chill: OH NOEZ!!!!! (3/15)
Chill sees two Mushroom Sodas. He drinks one, and gives another to Johnny.
Chill: YAYZ! (13/15)
Johnny: Heehee! (13/15)
Sannse: YOU...YOU...CHEATERS!
Sannse > Delete Wiki
Sannse attempts to delete the Not So EPF Wiki. It fails, because it is not on Wikia anymore!
Andrew: YAY 4 TROPICAL WIKIS! :D
Scarecroe > Hay Bale Smash
Scarecroe drops a hay bale on Chill.
Chill: It's too light hahaha :P
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Joeyaa: OW! (9/30)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Joeyaa: NOOOOOOOO! (3/30)
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
Johnny: Owch! (10/15)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Johnny: Owch again! (7/15)
Scarecroe > Big Straw
Scarecroe throws a big hay straw at Johnny. But it's still too thin.
Joeyaa > Cleanup
Chill clogs the random sink.
Joeyaa: AWW MAN!
Chill > Whack With Bagelz
Joeyaa: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (0/30)
Joeyaa disappears in a cloud of W's.
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Uberfuzzy: EWWWW! (24/30)
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
Johnny: OW! (4/15)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Johnny: WHY DOES EVERYONE TARGET ME? (1/15)
Scarecroe > Attack That Actually Works
Scarecroe hits Johnny with a W...Made out of straw...
Scarecroe: I fail so bad :(
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Uberfuzzy: OW! (19/30)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Uberfuzzy: BLAGIDAGAGGAGAGAG! END TRANSMISSION! (14/30)
Johnny: I'm done...
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
Johnny faints. LMGT appears.
LMGT: YO DOOD!
Sannse > Money Bag$
LMGT: OW! (12/15)
Scarecroe > ???
Scarecroe drinks a whole can of soda really fast.
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Uberfuzzy: OW! (14/30)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Uberfuzzy: Ow again! (7/30)
Uberfuzzy > Spit Out W's
LMGT: Noooo dooooooooood! (9/15)
Sannse > Money Bag$
LMGT: OW! (6/15)
Scarecroe > ITZ CHARGED! MOO HA HA
Scarecroe burps REALLY loud.
Scarecroe: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
LMGT: Argh! (1/15)
Chill: WHOA! (8/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Sannse: HEY! (25/30)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Uberfuzzy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/30)
Uberfuzzy's UFO explodes and Uberfuzzy disappears.
Sannse > Money Bag$
LMGT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
Scarecroe > Summon Tractor
Tractor runs over Scarecroe, flattening him into the ground.
Penquino: I appeared ^_^
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Sannse: STOP IT! (20/30)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Sannse: OW AGAIN! (18/30)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Penquino: OW! (12/15)
Scarecroe: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! :P
Scarecroe > Call LifeAlert
LifeAlert Guy: Sorry we don't deliver to Wikia-Labs.
Scarecroe: Darn...
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Sannse: HELP MEH! (13/30)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Sannse: AHHHHHHHHHH! *insert tripping sound effect here* (11/30)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Penquino: OW! (9/15)
Scarecroe > Eat Vitamins
Scarecroe eats some vitamins and peels himself off the floor.
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Sannse: OW! Mm, bagels! (6/30)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Sannse: AHHHH! (4/30)
Sannse > Money Bag$
Penquino: Dat hurtz! (6/15)
Scarecroe > Trip
Scarecroe trips on purpose, and has a 1% chance of crashing into Chill or Penquino. Of course, he fails.
Scarecroe: WEEEEEEEEEEE!
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Sannse: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)
Sannse disappears in a cloud of W's.
Scarecroe: WAIT! DON'T HURT ME!
Scarecroe runs away. The Party teleports out.
Chill: That was weird.
==Chapter 20: Haven't We Seen You Enough Already==
PT: TWANS MISSION!
VILLAIN TRANSMISSION!
???: Anyway- aww man! Last intermission of the story! Anyways, WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!??!?!?!?!? U FAILZ NAO TELL MEH!
Dark M: Well I DID end the donut guy's game... But it didn't work out. And now I gotta get Robot Chill in for some repairs.
Robot Chill: JELLY ROLL ^_^
???: And Count Bleck! What's up with nearly DESTROYING the island and our whole base?
Count Bleck: UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-
???: Don't care. What about- Wait! Where's Uberfuzzy, Sannse, and Joeyaa?
Scarecroe: Defeated. They should be here soon.
???: Ummm... I'm running out of minions D: AHA! Dark M, go fight them again once Robot Chill is fixed. Count Bleck, send out O'Chunks and Dimentio. Then my assistant can fight them. Then they will come here, according to the script.
??? 2: I'll go- oh wait. You already told them.
BLAGIDAGAGAGAGA! END TRANSMISSION!
Chill: HYPER COFFEE PENGUIN FORCE!
The Party has somehow made their way to the Coffee Shop during the transmission.
Johnny: I'm sad...
LMGT: Why?
Johnny: There are only 5 chapters left and we still haven't found Mari- AHHHH!
Johnny runs away from the Fourth Wall.
Fourth Wall: Aww, I missed! :(
The Fourth Wall explodes.
Queen Jaydes: I like gravy with pie!
Penblooe: Why are you here?
Queen Jaydes: ...I dunno.
Queen Jaydes ends her game to get back to Zee Underwear Drawer.
Luvbi: ELLO JELLO!
OK, so, back in teh Coffee Playce...
RING RING!
"Do you like waffles? Totally unrelated to this card btw. -Bro"
Chill: NOOOOOOOOO! I thought I turned off my Puffberry 2.5! D:
PPL on teh E-Card: Hello fri-
Chill deletes the e-card and turns his Puffberry 2.5, so he can't get anymore.
PT: I HAZ DEH FORCE!
Everyone stares at PT. Broseph crashes into the Coffee Shop. Somehow he's still floating.
Broseph: Didja get my e-card?
Broseph crashes through the ceiling again and floats back into space.
GGD: Methinks he stayed in the Space Dimension too much earlier this year.
Penquino: April Foolz! Dats when we met Rookie!
O'Chunks runs across the screen.
Brook: ?
The Party walks outside only to be stopped by Dark M in a HUGE Robot Chill.
Dark M: I calls this one Robot Chill V2! Fair match, eh?
Awesome: Cr-
Everyone except Awesome: KEEP IT G-RATED!
Awesome: Sorry...
===Boss: Dark M and Robot Chill V2===
Chill: That's one huge robot...
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: BZZT! (60/65)
Chill: Dark M is too high to reach right now. Let's attack teh bot thingie instead!
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Robot Chill: ERROR! FOREIGN OBJECTS DETECTED! (56/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Chill: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO! (11/15)
Robot Chill > Fire Breath
Robot Chill burns Chill to a crisp.
Chill: O_O (2/15)
Robot Chill: ERROR. LOADING RANDOMNESS!
Robot Chill loads funny and random Not So EPF files into his system.
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: OW! (51/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Robot Chill: BLAH! (47/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Dark M drops a Mushroom Soda while he tosses the void. Chill quickly drinks it.
Chill: YAH! ...Darn. (11/15)
Robot Chill > Gear Crusher
A giant gear rolls over Johnny.
Johnny: GAH! (10/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: EEK! SYSTEM OVERL0AD! (42/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Robot Chill: OH NOEZ! (38/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Chill: AHHHH! (7/15)
Robot Chill > Gear Crusher
Johnny: OW! Hey, there's metal in my flipper! >:( (5/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: URK! (33/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Johnny: We're doomed.
Robot Chill: NOOOOOOO! (29/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Chill: Ow... (3/15)
Robot Chill > Gear Crusher
Robot Chill misplaces the gear and it bounces into a random igloo.
Penguin by the igloos near the plaza: Why is it always ME?
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: ERRORERROR404 TEHCHILLYVIRUS DOWNLOADED BEGINNING SCAN (24/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Robot Chill: ERROR. RESUMING SCAN. (20/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Chill: MISSED M- OH NOEZ JONNEH!
Johnny: OW! (1/15)
Robot Chill: SCANNING SYSTEM. c://attack/gc NOT FOUND. FILES BEING DELETED BY VIRUS.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robot Chill: SCAN HALTED. overninethousandvirus.zip DOWNLOADED. LOADING VIRUS INTO HARD-DRIVE. (15/65)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Robot Chill: SCAN RESUMED. SEARCHING FOR c://viruses/tehchillyvirus AND c://viruses//overninethousandvirus.zip! (11/65)
Dark M > Dark Pie
Dark M: Something isn't right...
Johnny: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/15)
LMGT appears.
Robot Chill: ERROR. FILES NOT FOUND. SEARCHING DOWNLOADS.
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Robot Chill: ERROR. RESUMING SCAN. (6/65)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Robot Chill: ERROR! ALL SYSTEMS HALTED! EXPLODING IN 3...2...1... (0/65)
Dark M: OH SH-
Robot Chill explodes. Dark M falls to the ground.
Dark M: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! (15/15)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: OW! Hey, we healed our HP somehow. (10/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Dark M: OW! (10/15)
LMGT > Donut Meteor
Dark M: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (3/15)
Dark M > Dark Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Chill: Owie! :( (5/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
Dark M: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
Dark M explodes.
==Chapter 21: The Bleck Organization==
Kyle: Cool chapter title.
Kyle steps away and the Fourth Wall misses him by a mile.
Fourth Wall: GRR! Why do I keep missing in this story?!?!?
The Fourth Wall gets crushed by Zee 4 Wall.
Zee 4 Wall: HAHAHA! I'm teh new Fourth Wall! I'm just an inverted version but i dont really care.
Fourth Wall: :(
A rock flies across the screen for no reason.
LM96: The story is almost over... :(
Penblooe: Yum potato chips :B
LMGT tackles Penblooe. Christmas music plays. Santa walks by - wait! It's O'Chunks in a Santa Hat and white beard!
O'Chunks: Ho ho ho! Em Santah!
LMGT: No you aren't! *insert potato chip eating sound here*
O'Chunks: ...Gotta go!
O'Chunks runs off. His hat falls off and the snow flies out of his beard. The Christmas music goes away.
RING RING!
Chill got another e-card!
"Don't you just LOVE this? -Jam"
PPL on teh E-Card: Roll over a d-
Chill deletes the e-card.
Chill: I'm tempted to get a new Puffberry... Besides! The 3.0 model comes out this Winter! YAHOO! And Angry Birds: Project R.E.A.L. will be on it too. Kewl.
Penblooe accidentally drops a pretzel.
LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOD!
LMGT eats it.
York: Hmmm... Methinks O'Chunks went to the Dojo!
Everyone runs to the Dojo where O'Chunks is busy spraying hot sauce in his face.
O'Chunks: EEEEEEEP! WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE CARD-JITSU SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
O'Chunks eats the hot sauce instead.
O'Chunks: Yummeh ^_^
LMGT hits O'Chunks with an expired chocolate bar.
O'Chunks: OW!
===Boss: O'Chunks===
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
O'Chunks: OW! (35/40)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
O'Chunks: Oh pickle sticks! (31/40)
O'Chunks > Laugh
O'Chunks laughs.
Chill: That's an atta-
A huge jar of Pickles crushes Chill.
Chill: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwww... (5/15)
Chill > Whack With Bagelz!
O'Chunks: GAAAAAAAAH! (26/40)
Johnny > Wigtastic
O'Chunks: Blafh! (22/40)
O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window
O'Chunks throws Chill out the window.
Chill: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (0/15)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
O'Chunks: EWWWWWWWW! (18/40)
O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window
O'Chunks throws Johnny out the window.
Johnny: EEP! (0/15)
O'Chunks: How ea-
LMGT appears.
O'Chunks: :O
LMGT > Donut Meteor
O'Chunks: ARSEAROFIBYSEOIFYBSNAOI! (11/40)
O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window
LMGT: AHHHHHHH! (0/15)
Penquino appears.
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
O'Chunks: OH NOOOO! (9/40)
O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window
Penquino: GAH! (0/15)
Butterfingers appears.
O'Chunks: O_O
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
O'Chunks: D: (4/40)
O'Chunks > Toss Out The Window
Butterfingers: WEEEEEEEEE! (0/15)
Reeze appears.
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
O'Chunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (0/40)
O'Chunks explodes.
==Chapter 22: Teh (Kinda) Wilderness Rescue==
Reeze: LETS GET 'EM!
Everyone goes to the Wilderness. They all teleport back (including Chill, Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, and Butterfingers) to the Snow Forts.
Chill: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored.
QUICK VILLAIN TRANSMISSION
???: Whoops! Small miscalculation! Count Bleck, send out Mimi too. BEFORE Dimentio.
BLAGIDAGAGGGA! END TRANSMISSION!
LMGT: HYPER COFFEE- oh.
A Whatchamacallit Invasion has begun!
Chill: ?
Dimentios have invaded CP!
Johnny: WHOA!
Penquino: Letz go see!
Jam floats by in the distance. Anyway, when they go outside, there are Dimentio clones EVERYWHERE.
Dimentio Clone #9010: Ahahaa!
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Everyone heads for the hills. They get struck by the lightning.
Awesome: AWW MAN!
They all somehow jump to the Mine Shack.
Mr. L: LALALA
Mr. L trips into the Mine and falls.
Creepier: Hai.
Creepier explodes.
LM96: Random boss cameo place ^_^
Dimentio appears.
Dimentio: Catch me if you can! Ahahaha!
Dimentio flies into the Mine but he runs into Mimi.
Mimi: OW!
Dimentio: Sorry :\
Mimi: It's ok >.<
Dimentio burps.
Mimi: ...Have you gotten into Count Bleck's soda again?
Dimentio: Errr... Bye!
Chill: Ello jello!
Mimi: WHOA!
===Boss: Mimi===
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mimi: AAAH! (25/30)
LM96 > !pwn Mimi
Mimi: OH NOEZ! (10/30)
Mimi > Break Robot
Mimi breaks LM96Bot.
LM96Bot: EEEK! *kaboom*
LM96: Now I need to rebuild it >.<
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mimi: Oof! (5/30)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Mimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/30)
Mimi faints.
==Chapter 23: Dimentio Eez Huge Or Not! I'm Confused==
Chill: Well... Talk about a wimp '_'
LMGT: IKR?
A catapult shoots the party out of the mine for seemingly no reason.
Red Angry Bird: Haha ^_^
Brook: ...
Penquino: !pwn Brook
Brook: D'oh! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Brook lands and squishes Dimentio.
Dimentio: Ow >.< Anyways, I'm going to make a Giant Dimentio out of all these clones! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
All the Dimentio Clones come together and make a Giant Dimentio. However, they all fall apart and explode.
Dimentio: ...D'oh O_o
Reeze: Wait how did you fix LM96Bot so fast?
LM96: I'm epic like that :)
Awesome runs into the Recycling Plant with a donut.
LMGT: MINE!
LMGT chases Awesome inside. So does the rest of the party.
Awesome: We gotta think about the environment!
Awesome tosses the donut into the Recycling Machine. LMGT jumps in after it and throws it to Chill.
LMGT: I might end up gettin' recycled, but I saved the donut! BOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :D
LMGT gets turned into a Buoy.
PT: O_o
PT changes LMGT back.
LMGT: Woot ^_^
LMGT rips the donut out of Chill's hands and gobbles it down in one bite.
Dimentio: Chickens!
LMGT: WHERE?!?!?!
LMGT runs over Dimentio looking for the chickens.
Dimentio: AAGH!
===Boss: Dimentio===
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dimentio: Ugh, overused :( (40/45)
Brook: Yay I'm the partner :D
Brook > Mall Crusher
Dimentio: Ack! (35/45)
Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing
Dimentio shoots a sparkly ball at Brook.
Brook: MUMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (6/10)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dimentio: You use that too much, I'll develop an immunity (30/45)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Dimentio: OW! I'm flattened! (25/45)
Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing
Brook: OWWWWWWWWWWWW!! (2/10)
Chill: Where's our HP upgrade? >:(
PT: You will get it in the next chapter.
Fourth Wall: HEY!
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dimentio: I seriously need to buy some earplugs :| (20/45)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Dimentio: Oof! (15/45)
Dimentio > Magic Sparklie Thing
Brook: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (0/10)
Brook flings off the screen and gets replaced by LM96. Chill skips his turn.
LM96 > !pwn Dimentio
Dimentio: Waitwut? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dimentio flies off into space.
==Chapter 24: The Base Is Found==
LMGT: He lied, I didn't find any cheeken :(
Chill: ...
DUN DUN DEE DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111
Johnny: Was that really needed?
PT: Yes, the enemy's home base appeared.
Reeze: O_o
York: RAWR! Let's do this!
Drpepper: WITH THE POWER OF DR. PEPPER!
Everyone except Drpepper: ................
Drpepper: What?
They push and shove their way out of the Recycling Plant to the Forest.
Chill: Yup, that's the base alright. The Haunted House.
They go inside and see it has been expanded another story for the final boss! :O
Johnny: Hey, what's goin' on over there?
They see a shadow zapping Dark M over and over.
Dark M: BLAGIDAGGAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGAGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
Dark M faints.
???: Mwahahhahack...ACK!! ACK!! Stupid cold :(
Dark M: Ugh...
Dark M gets up but he is Mario.
Mario: What in Antarctica just HAPPENED?
???: I brainwashed you, dummy. It's time for you to meet ???'s assistant...
The mysterious guy steps out of the shadows.
The Party: IT'S DOOPLISS!!!!!!!!!
Mario: OH NOEZ!
Doopliss: MWAHAAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAACK! Hang on, I'll be right back.
Doopliss blows his nose. Does he even have a nose :\
Butterfingers: O_o
===Boss: Doopliss===
Chill: We break rules 'round here! EVERYBODY BATTAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny, LMGT, Penquino, Butterfingers, Reeze, LM96, Brook, York, Ben, Awesome, Drpepper, GGD, Fawful, Kyle, and Penblooe all help Chill and Mario with the battle.
Doopliss: Well I have high HP ^_^ (150/150)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!
Doopliss: Ugh. (145/150)
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Doopliss: Oof! (143/150)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Doopliss: Yuckie! (139/150)
LMGT > Donut Toss
Doopliss: AHHH! (134/150)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Doopliss: WHERE AM I?! (132/150)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Doopliss: ... (127/150)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
Doopliss: AHHHHHHH! (117/150)
LM96 > !pwn Doopliss
Doopliss: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (102/150)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Doopliss: Agh! (97/150)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Doopliss: Blagityblagityblagity! (92/150)
Ben > Mallquake!
Doopliss: WHOA! (87/150)
Awesome > iSparkle
Doopliss: Oof! (82/150)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Doopliss: SO COLD! (79/150)
GGD > TV
Doopliss: Ow... (72/150)
Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
Doopliss: AHHHHHHHH! (62/150)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Doopliss: Ooh, pretty...OW MY FOOT! (61/150)
Penblooe > Pile of Chips
Doopliss: Aww! (58/150)
LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
LMGT eats all the chips.
Penblooe: Two food-obsessed characters :B
Doopliss > Triple Dip n' Copy
Doopliss has three turns! He also copied LM96 which defeated him.
LM96: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (0/15)
Doopliss: Wahahaha! YOOZ WILL LOOZ!
Doopliss > !pwn Fawful
Fawful: I HAVE FURY! (0/15)
Doopliss > !pwn GGD
GGD: WHOA! (0/15)
Doopliss > !pwn Reeze
Reeze: OHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (0/15)
Chill: Great, he just knocked out LM96, Fawful, GGD, and Reeze, probably our most powerful people. '_'
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doopliss: OW! (53/150)
Doopliss turns back to normal.
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Doopliss: YOU SQUISHED MY HAT! >:( (51/150)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Doopliss: Blagity! (47/150)
LMGT > Donut Toss
Doopliss: AHHH! (42/150)
Penquino > That's A Wrap!
Doopliss: D'oh! (40/150)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
Doopliss: Wut deh wut? (35/150)
Brook > Mall Crusher
Doopliss: OW! (30/150)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1
Doopliss: Uh oh... (25/150)
Ben > Mallquake!
Doopliss: Whoa! (20/150)
Awesome > iSparkle
Doopliss: NO! (15/150)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
Doopliss: Blagityblagitygag! (12/150)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
Doopliss: WTPB? (11/150)
Penblooe > Pile of Chips
Doopliss: Agh! (8/150)
Doopliss > Floppy-Droppy
Chill: EEK SHADOW!
Doopliss drops on Chill.
Chill: Ow! (11/15)
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!111
Doopliss: :( (3/150)
Mario: Time to finish yew off!
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
Doopliss: HAHAHA! (1/150)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
Doopliss: Aww, shoot! (0/150)
A monitor pops up.
???: So, you failed? Mlargle mlargle mleh mleh... Come upstairs if you want to save Halloween... EEEHEEEEHEHHEEEEEEEE!!!
Mario: O_o
==Chapter 25: Take It To The Ghost==
The Party jumps to up to the second floor using Doopliss as a trampoline.
Mario: Laziness rockz!
Fawful: But how do we of getness into the story of secondness?
Penblooe: You sound funny!
Fawful: Chompy chomp chomp, my friend! :) Whatever that is of meanness. :\
The painting of Prince Redhood falls off.
York: A secret passageway! SHOOP DA WHOOP!
York flies into the passageway somehow. The Party follows her into the super big boss room thing.
Chill: The boss is...is...IS...
PT: Now presenting, King Boo!
Mario: KING BOO! But you haven't been in any stories since the original (Not So) Elite Penguin Force!
King Boo: Neither have the Wikia Crew... All forgotten bosses must make a grand return, no?
Mario: Yew sound too smart for this series :|
King Boo: Whatever, mleh heh heh heh... TIME FOR THE FINAL BATTLE!
===Boss: King Boo===
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Boo: Mleh heh heh! Is that all you can do? (995/1000)
Mario: OH EM GEE ITS 1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
King Boo: ... (993/1000)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
King Boo: You guys are pathetic. (989/1000)
Fawful: How you of dareness!
LMGT > Donut Toss
King Boo: Agh! (984/1000)
Penquino: I'm tired of this weak attack! SUPER FIST OF THE EGGYNOG: EGGNOG PAUNCH!
Penquino > Eggynog Paunch
King Boo: WHOA! (976/1000)
Chill: 8 damage?!? SWEETNESS!
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
King Boo: Umm... (971/1000)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
King Boo: Yow! (961/1000)
LM96 > !pwn King Boo
King Boo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (946/1000)
Brook > Mall Crusher
King Boo: Blagityblagityblagity! (941/1000)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: Imma firin mah laza BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
King Boo: D'oh! (936/1000)
Ben > Mallquake!
King Boo: I'm floating :|
Ben: Rats >.<
Awesome > iSparkle
King Boo: Ow! (931/1000)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
King Boo: COLD! (928/1000)
GGD > TV
King Boo: Whoa! (921/1000)
Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
King Boo: O_o (911/1000)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
King Boo: I don't have a toe, but logic doesn't apply here, so, umm, ow? (910/1000)
Penblooe > Pile of Chips
King Boo: Oof! (907/1000)
LMGT: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Chill: We almost did 100 damage :O
King Boo > Swipe
King Boo swipes across the screen.
Penblooe: OH NOEZ! (0/15)
???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT!
King Boo gets shot by a bunch of vines and trapped inside them.
King Boo: What the...
Chill: EXPLORER!
Explorer: I'm not lettin' you guys get game overs! LETS DO THIS!
Explorer raises the party's HP to 20 instead of 15 and joins. King Boo breaks out of the vines.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Boo: Ugh... (902/1000)
PT: I'm too lazy to have them do 1000 damage to him :|
PT shoots King Boo with the Waves of Authoryness.
King Boo: WHAT THE... CHEATER! (500/500)
Chill: Told you guys he was awesome.
Mario > Blah Blah Blah Mallet
King Boo: Argh! (498/500)
Johnny > Wigtastic!
King Boo: Ow! (494/500)
Penquino > Eggynog Paunch
King Boo: Oof! (486/500)
Butterfingers > Randomness
Butterfingers: You sir have no pancake mix!
King Boo: ... (481/500)
Reeze > Shrimp Pin
King Boo: Agh! (471/500)
LM96 > !pwn King Boo
King Boo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (456/500)
Brook > Mall Crusher
King Boo: Ouch! (451/500)
King Boo gets zapped with more of PT's waves.
King Boo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (400/400)
York > Shoop Da Whoop!
York: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZA BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
King Boo: Oof... (395/400)
Ben > Mallquake!
King Boo: I'm floating yet I took damage! (390/400)
PT: :)
Awesome > iSparkle
King Boo: Ow! (385/400)
Drpepper > Dr. Pepper Spill
King Boo: EEK! C-c-cold! (382/400)
GGD > TV
King Boo: Argh! (375/400)
Fawful > Mustard of your Doom!
Fawful: Your defeat will be the mustard on the bread of revenge! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
King Boo: Oh no! (365/400)
Kyle > Sha-boom Sha-BAM!
King Boo: ... (364/400)
Explorer > Vine Blast
Explorer: I hope this attack is "vine" with you!
King Boo: Wow. That. Joke. Is. Terri- OW! (354/400)
King Boo > Swipe
LM96: Ugh... (5/20)
PT: Grr! I won't give up!
PT shoots King Boo some more.
King Boo: Mleh heh heh! Not so super now, eh? (350/350)
PT: GRR! HOW DARE YOU! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSEHAIR: MAJIDE TIME!
PT sucks King Boo into Majide Time.
King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ROCK!
King Boo: What was that for?
PT: This place is 1 minute of totally random events and you get punished for saying "are yew serious" but it's so random that you can't not say it!
King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ROCK!
Glob: I like frozen chicken, and fried yogurt. Yes. Oh, by the way, Peter Tarantula Piranha is going to play the Elmo's World song! Now I will get back to my frozen chicken, and fried yogurt. Yes.
King Boo: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
ROCK!
A few quadillion rocks later...
King Boo: Argh...
PT: 1 minute is up!
PT and King Boo leave Majide Time.
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!
King Boo: Aww :( (95/350)
PT blasts King Boo again.
King Boo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (1/1)
LM96: Let me handle this! !pwn King Boo
King Boo: What the... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
King Boo explodes in space.
Chill: We did it! We saved Halloween!
==Epilogue: Credit Time==
The credits role with some zany antics by the party.
Penquino: !Supah Pwn! Brook
Brook: DANGIT!
Bowser: SURPRISE!!!!
Mario: EEK!
Mario throws an axe at the bridge Bowser is on.
Bowser: Aw shoot!
Bowser tumbles into the lava.
Peach: Dear Mario I'll be waiting for you on the night of the Star-
Bowser: RAWR! Mario...
Mario: Wut?
Leland Turbo: I'm back!
Finn McMissile: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Chill talks about pencils into his megaphone.
Johnny: WOOOOOOOOO YEAH!
Johnny plays the drums really bad. Klutzy knocks them over. The credits fade away... Huh?
Chill: What's that noise?
KABOOM!!!!!!!!
Final Boss: The King Boo Mech
Chill: Naut again!
Chill > Megaphone
Chill: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!
The King Boo Mech: NOOOOOOOOOO! (0/5)
Mario: LOL!!!!
The King Boo Mech falls apart. Some more credits play.
Penquino: AHH FORGET THE CREDITS! I NEED SOME EGGYNOG!
The credits fall off the screen and the story ends...
The End