Arctic

== Transcript ==
(Episode opens around the table)
Steve: Alright, it was a 2 - 0 vote this time. Bot and Dan, one of you is going home.
Bot: Goddammit Dan you smoker.
Dan: Oh.
EB: Alright contestants, vote one of these suckers out. 
(Everyone votes)
Monty: I feel okay with this vote.
Steve: It was a 13 - 0 vote. Bot, you’ve been evicted!
Bot: Wait what? Why. racists. 
(Bot walks out onto the stage and sees Bob standing there; back to the house)
EB: For today’s challenge, you’re all going to the basement. Follow me!
(Everyone follows EB to the basement; he holds the door for everyone)
EB: Ha now you’re all trapped! The room’s temperature is about to plunge. If it gets to cold for you, walk up the stairs and knock thrice on the door. I will open it and you’ll be out. Last person down here wins.
(The door shuts and the temp starts to drop)
Calmstar: I quit.
(The door locks and Calmstar knocks)
EB: Calmstar already?
Calmstar: Too cold. Much too cold for a calm guy like me.
EB: Alright. 
(The temperature drops enough that the water starts freezing) 
Fred: Wait he’s going to kill us all!
Noseward: I’M TOO HANDSOME TO DIE BUT I HAVE TO WIN!
(Fred and Nat bail)
Noseward: SUCKERS!
Monty: Oi! Jokes’ on you I don’t get cold!
Bob Ross: I do!
(Bob Ross leaves)
Pearl: Losers!
Monty: Oi!
Sonic: Too cold! GOTTA GO FAST!
(Sonic runs up the stairs regular person speed and gets out)
Dan: Guys it’s really cold. 
Adam: No duh.
GreyBob: Much like Monty, I don’t get cold.
(SpongeClone bails)
GreyBob: Uh oh.
Gary: Meow!
Spot: Ruff!
(Spot starts to freeze, so he sprints up the stairs)
Gary: Meow!
Adam: Yo man what’s up.
Pearl: Brrrr.
(Dan leaves)
EB: Alright now we’re down to Noseward, Monty, Gary, Pearl, Adam, and GreyBob.
Adam: I’m going to die down here.
Monty: Nonsense! You’ll only die if you THINK you will!
Adam: Well I think I’m gonna die.
(Adam goes up the stairs)
Steve: Another one bites the dust. 
(Meanwhile, af an FBI outpost in the middle of the Pacific on an island)
Agent Luis: Have we located him yet?
Agent Jonas: No sir, he’s hard to find.
Agent Grace: Yeah, I think he might be under the sea!
(Agents Luis and Jasbre laugh)
Agent Luis: Wait seriously?
(Back to the challenge, Gary quits after his shell becomes coveted in frost)
Gary: Meow!
EB: Final four. Who will win?
Monty: Me!
Noseward: No me!
Monty: Fine.
(Monty leaves)
Noseward: Wait what? He just quit because I said I’m going to win?
Steve: You killed millions of people once upon a time I’d listen to you too.
Noseward: Oh yeah that’s right. Wait how do the timelines work here?
Pearl: No idea bro. It’s all kinds of weird. 
GreyBob: Hey guys, my legs are frozen so I physically can’t leave.
Pearl: Yeah but I can.
(Pearl leaves after getting very cold)
GreyBob: So how’s it going?
Noseward: I’m dying but I need to win.
GreyBob: I’m frozen to the ground so I don’t see how that could happen.
(GreyBob unfreezes)
GreyBob: Oh thank god.
(GreyBob walks up the stairs)
GreyBob: (softly) don’t put me up for eviction. 
EB: And Noseward and Calmstar win! They can nominate two duos for elimination tonight. Amazing how Calmstar was the first person out, and Noseward, his partner won.
Calmstar: Hey thanks bro. 
Noseward: You’re taking one for the team next time dude.
Calmstar: Alright.
(Back at the table)
Noseward: So first, we’re going to nominate Fred and Nat, because they’re weak.
Fred: MY LEG! Hey!
Nat: That was rude.
Noseward: Oh grow up.
Calmstar; For our next nomination, we want to nominate Bob Ross and Monty, for being strong.
Bob Ross: Not the first time I’ve heard that one.
Monty: So you nominated them because they’re weak and us because we’re strong? Genius! Brilliant! I’m stealing that tactic as soon as I win!
EB: Well there you go viewers, vote one of these two duos to be eliminated!
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