Hamster Playground (webisode)/Transcript

[theme song]
[Blythe and three of her pets, one of them being a new hamster, arrive at the park.]
Blythe: [sigh] I love the outdoors; so inspirational! You little guys go play and have fun! I’ll be working on my masterpiece if you need me.
[The cat and dachshund run off.]
Blythe: Hold on, you two.
[Both pets stop.]
Blythe: Now it’s this little guy’s first time to the playground. Can you keep an eye on him while you’re playing?
[Both pets nod.]
Blythe: [sets the hamster down and walks off] Have fun, silly one!
Dachshund: You’re looked out, kid. We’re pros when it comes to the park.
Cat: Yeah, we’ll show you all the best places. Just stay close to us.
Dachshund: Got it?
Hamster: [nods]
Cat: We got this in the bag.
Dachshund: Totally. Okay, are you ready to...
[The hamster looks excited all of a sudden and runs off.]
Dachshund: …go?
Cat: Oh boy.
Dachshund: Slow down!
Cat: Come back!
[The dachshund and cat chase the hamster. The hamster heads towards a play structure and hops on the hamster wheel.]
Cat: Finally, he’s stuck in one place!
[The cat jumps in the hamster wheel, with the dachshund following soon after.]
Dachshund: He’s going pretty far for being in one place!
[The hamster hops out of the wheel and the cat and dachshund tumble over each other. The dachshund is thrown out of the wheel.]
Dachshund: I’m okay, I’m okay!
[The cat lands on top of the dachshund.]
Dachshund: Ow… less okay.
[The hamster runs into another play structure and runs through a tube. A quail flies out of the way. The dachshund runs to the other side of the tube to try and catch the hamster, only for him to zoom past her while the cat struggles to get faster. A longhair cat is sitting next to a tree and flicks its hair out of its face.]
Longhair Cat: Whatever.
[The hamster zooms past it, sweeping the cat’s hair upwards.]
Longhair Cat: Seriously…?
Cat: [running with the dachshund] Sorry ‘bout that!
[Two dogs play with a frisbee.]
Brown dog: Dude, good throw!
Gray dog: Dude, you too!
[The hamster catches the frisbee in midair and runs off.]
Brown dog: Hey!
Gray dog: Dude!
Dachshund: [running with the cat] So sorry, dudes, we’ll get it back!
[The cat and dachshund continue pursuing the dachshund, where the cat gets even closer to the hamster. The hamster lets go of the frisbee, and both pets jump on him and successfully catch him.]
Dachshund: Not so fast! [runs and tosses the frisbee] Here you go, dudes!
Blythe: Hey, little ones! It’s time to go!
[The hamster giggles and jumps in Blythe’s arms.]
Blythe: Did you have a fun first day in the park?
[The hamster nods.]
Blythe: Oh, good! Thanks for watching this little guy, you two. I hope he wasn’t any trouble.
[The cat and dachshund briefly smile at each other nervously, and both fall over in exhaustion.]
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