Fantendo Smash Bros. Shattered/Burning Rhythm

==Unten==
: Oh man, I think I just found the most unbearable fighter on the whole cast.: But is he fast enough to break the sound bearier?: Can he bear this heat?: Did he make that scarf with his bear hands?: He just bearly escaped the explosion of his planet.: Oh hey, look, he is just bearly dressed.: He is going bear-serk!: I find this conversation amoosing.: That was fucking gold.: Your welcome.
==PalmMan==
: So, is this the guy who created the facepalm?: Uh, I don't know a palm pun.: Goddamn it.: Oh hi everyone, what are you gals doing?: Fighting a tree robot.: Never thought that I would hear those words in the same sentence.: Fucking science.: I heard that PalmMan has a dragon robot sidekick.: I knew that we shouldn't let Inula mess around with the Robot-Mix-Maker 9000.: Hey, I'm still here.: What are you doing here anyway?: I don't know, being a cameo?: Well, there it goes the fourth wall. And fifth wall. And probably the sixth wall too.
==Leah Needlenam==
==Reptflux==
==3.14==
==Reese==
==PAIN-T==
==Palutena==
: What the flying fuck is this chick doing here?: Uh, she is Palutena, she was here before.: This makes no sense!: Says a flying human dragon hybrid.: You know what I'm going to call my agent to get me off this fucking thing.: You don't ev-: CARL!? How the flying fuck didn't you told me that this girl is here?: Uh, this is Domino's Pizza, what's your request again?: A cheese pizza please.: This conversation took an unexpected turn......uh, where did she go?A note appears saying "On lunch break. Go fuck yourself.": That was fast, even though she already knew that she would be here...
==White==
: White men can jump?: I think that line was more racist than the movie that it was obviously referencing.: I wonder what if he born black, would be he called Black?: That must be the most lazy parents of all time.: Good thing that they didn't named be because if they did my name would be White Red Black Bits of Grey.: Yeah, it is just unimaginive as calling a british person Britanny.: Well first of all, I'm from France...: Well, that makes even less sense.
==Rachel==
==Trip==
==Ella Metals==
==Strafe==
==Red==
==Zerita==
==Leila Metals==
==John Mogwai==
==Scarlet==
==Riddle==
==Volt==
: I just got electrocuted.: How shocking. How do you currently feel?: I'm kind of amped.: Watt? I can't hear you.: I said it hertz a lot.: Good lady, I find your manners quite... shocking.: That was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?: Maybe you should stay off the lecture circuit.: Perhaps if we switched to another topic.: Yeah, we've just lost the spark in this conversation.: Yup.
==Mioda==
==Mika Sho==
: Hey, I didn't knew that you were a rip-off, Hama.: Shut up.
==Koloro==
==Teardrop==
==Hama==
==Mr. Chill==
==Reese II==
: Reese II - The Quickening: Reese III - The Revenge of Kitty Galore: Reese IV - A New Hope: Reese V - Book of Shadows: Reese VI - Full Throttle: Reese VII - Tokyo Drift: Reese VIII - The Shattering Knight Rises: Reese IX - Rise of the Silver Surfer: Reese X - Now In Space!: Ok, this is enough.: Oh hey we made a sequel joke without using the Electric Boogaloo subtitle!A message saying "Achievement Unlocked - Not Using A Meme" appears.: Hooray.
==Sia==
: She is going to swing from the chandelier!: That joke is dead now.: Goddamn.
==X-Ray==
==Beth Operatino==
==Guapitan==
==Dark Strafe==
: Ow the edge.
==Doomulus Grime==
==Orithiel==
==Abaddon==
==Happy Face==
==Shy Guy Yellow==
==Heart==
: Fire!: Earth!: Wind!: Water!: Heart!: Goddamn kids, only call me when you have actual problems.
==Plague Master==
==Mr. Sew'n==
==Dr. Norman Gai==
: Gai more like Gay, am I right?: Like yes, that joke was clearly never used before. Congratulations for your original joke.: He seems like a sane person.: He got the PhD for killing.: What a nerd. I do that for free and I barely went to school.: How did you learn english anyway?: Uh, Brittany thought me.: I never taught you how to speak english! I never even met you before the tournament.: Oh great, random pointless cameos, who will we get now? Hulk Hogan?: WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BROTHER.: Holy fucking shit, it is HULK HOGAN!: Sometimes I feel like I just need to shut my mouth.: Can't we end this conversation before someone else appears?: Aw, but I wanted a photograph.: Okay, let's just end this now.
==Corshama==
This one can change depending of who is fighting Corshama.
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If Hama is fighting Corshama.
: Oh hey how are you doing? I'm fine, I'm ready to kill some zombie rockstars.: Uh, I didn't knew that Alice Cooper was in this game.: What's an Alice Cooper? A trademarked mineral?: Gosh dang, kids today.
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If Corshama is fighting herself.
: Gosh dang I'm beautiful.: I hope that you like to see your face when it is fire.: No! My expensive makeup!: I don't even.