What You Want To Say - Parody

== Roles ==
Gumball - Eric Needles (Sidekick)
Darwin - Trevor Troublemeyer (Sidekick)
Tobias - Mortimer Morby (Regular Show: Starring Morby Kids (2014))
Idaho - Clark (Rotting Hills/FunPak segment)
Leslie - Kirbie (3 Amigonauts)
== Transcription ==
[Eric is walking past Mortimer and Clark in the schoolyard, while Trevor drags his butt on the ground like a dog]
Eric: [Waves to Mortimer and Clark] Hi, guys.
Trevor: I think I actually understand the purpose of this exercise. You're ridding me of my inhibitions by destroying the little dignity I had.
Eric: No dude... [Laughing] I was just messing with you!
Trevor: WHAT?! [Starts punching Eric] WAS IT REALLY [Punch] NECESSARY [Punch] TO TAKE ME [Punch] OVER [Punch] THE SAND BOX?!
Eric: Sorry. [Happy sigh] Just tell me who you want to be direct with, and I'll show you how it's done.
[Scene jumps to Kirbie on the payphone]
Kirbie: [Talking on the phone] Calm down, honey, you're being over grammatic this guy is too shellfish and he's being a total control Greek.
[Eric pushes the switch to end the phone call]
Kirbie: Do you mind? I was in the middle of a condensation!
Eric: Wow, I see what you mean now... Come on, tell her how annoying she is!
Trevor: [Phew] Okay. [Phew] You know, Kirbie? When you try to sound intelligent sometimes, you just-
[Trevor starts choking]
Trevor: [Strained] You just- [Continues choking]
Eric: Come on man, speak your mind! You're so bottled up you're choking on your own frustration! [Grabs Trevor and starts squeezing him] SAY [Squeeze] WHAT [Squeeze] YOU [Squeeze] THINK!
[Trevor's mouth pops and he lets out his thoughts like a hurricane]
Trevor: [With a loud voice] WHEN YOU TRY TO SOUND SMART AND MIX UP YOUR WORDS YOU SOUND LIKE A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
[Trevor deflates and then goes back to normal]
Kirbie: I- I don't know what to say... Thank you! Thank you for telling me, I'll be forever graceful for your honesty!
Eric: It's- it's grateful...
Kirbie: Ah, yes, I'll be forever grateful for your honesty.
[Kirbie walks away, as Eric bows to a delighted Trevor]
Category:Spoofs
Category:Parodies
Category:Regular Show: Starring Morby Kids (2014) Characters