Kids In Florida/Season 1 Script

== Welcome To Florida ==
* Mr. ?????: Okay, welcome 7th graders to your new school year, my name is Mr. Night, and we have a new student from Texas
* ????: Hi, i'm Trey Martin and would you like to give me a warm welcome in Florida, i recently move here and i expect Florida to be less stressing than Texas
* Mr.Night: Okay Mr. Martin, you can sit beside Ryan
* (Trey proceeds to go to his seat)
* Ryan: Oh Hey New Kid
* Trey: Yeah, i'm new in florida after my whole life in Texas, whatever
* ?????: hehe, a new kid to crap on
* Ryan: Sally, don't be a jackass to Trey, he's new! 
* Sally:.............
* Trey: Hey, i remembered Roddy somethere, he went to Texas and we were playing some arcades back when we were kids
* Roddy: Ay Trey!
* Trey: There he is!
* Roddy: I hear you there, did you move to Florida!
* Trey: Yes i did
* Mr. Night: Hey there, quiet you two
* (Trey and Roddy go silent)
* TBA
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== The Mutant Cat ==
* TBA
* Mutant Cat: (Impales Roddy)
* Trey: Oh My God!, That Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: You Bastard!
* Sally: There's no time to yell those, let's fucking run!
* TBA
== Stereotypes ==
* Ryan: (Sees Tentacles), Uh, why the fuck are some tentacles here?
* (Tentacles moves)
* Ryan: NO MORE TENTACLES!, I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT STEREOTYPE!!!!! (Grabs gun and shoots the tentacles to death)
* Ryan: Fuck tentacles. why did my kind have thought of this crap in the first place?
* (Ryan proceeds to get a trash bag, puts the tentacles in, and throws the bag in a trash)
* Ryan: Fucking trash
* (Later, at Jia's house)
* Jia: (Watching tv while grabbing a sip of coffee)
* TV: (Showing dogs)
* (Jia gasps as the TV slowly turns the dog into meat wrapped in a bone)
* Sally: Hey Aunt Jia, what's going on with you?
== Sally Crashes Into A Chicken ==
* Sally: Alright, Alright, Let's all get this over with
* Roddy: Go Sally Go!
* (Sally goes performs tricks at the skate park on a bike)
* Trey: Not Bad Sally!
* (Sally continues posing tricks on the skate park)
* Sally: Okay, make things harder! (Speeds Up)
* Ryan: (whispers to Trey) that's not a good idea
* Trey: We'll see
* Sally: (Sees chicken) OH SHIT!
* (Sally tries to hit the breaks, but ends up swerving and crashing into the chicken anyway)
* Chicken: (Clucks)
* Sally: MOTHERFU- (crashes into the chicken)
* (The crash portrays Sally being thrown off her bike, then she bounces a few times on the ground before finally landing very near to her friends with the Family Guy Death Pose)
* Ryan: Get up Sally!
* (Silence for a few seconds)
* Roddy: Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!
* Ryan: No she didn't, she's still breathing!. (to Sally) Get up!
* (Sally Struggling)
* Ryan: GET UP!
* (Sally has trouble getting up, but the did end up getting up completely anyways)
* Trey: Sally?, Hello?
* Sally: What Happened?
* Roddy: You just crashed into a chicken.
* Sally: Why the hell would be a chicken in the middle of a skatepark
* Roddy: I have no clue
* Ryan: Yeah, it really just appeared out of nowhere, but besides Roddy, you have dinner!
* Roddy: Bruh, don't treat me like i'm poor dumbass
* (Sally falls unconscious and collapses to the ground)
* Ryan: Godammit she fainted again
* Roddy: I think we should send her home to rest
* Ryan: (Sees Lisa) Hey Lisa!
* Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Hi Ryan!, What's going on?
* Ryan: Nothing out of the ordinary, yeah, see you later
* Lisa (Hooded/Muffled): Okay!, Bye Ryan!
* (The Next Day)
* Ryan: Man, i wonder how Sally suffers into?
* Roddy: I simply don't care...., hehe
* Ryan: But Roddy, i'm being serious
* (Flashback)
* Sally: Oh My God!, My Legs!, I can't feel my legs!
* (Back to present)
* Roddy: oh yeah, i actually care for her, let's go
* (When they Arrived at Aunt Jia's)
* Trey: (Knocks Door)
* Jia: (Opens) Hi, what can i help you?
* Ryan: Uh, yeah, we like to see Sally please
* Jia: Oh you mean Sora?, She's on her bed
* (The boys go to the door of Sally's room)
* Ryan: I think she's still sleeping, let's not wake her up
* Trey: Uuuuhhhhh.... Okay?
* Sally: (Opens door), Ohm hi you guys!
* Ryan:.................
* Trey: Good Morning Sally.
* Roddy: You seemed different today
* Sally: Really?
* Ryan: Yeah, you really seem very different today
* Sally:????????????
== Ohio Dream ==
* TBA
* TBA
* Lima: (Uppercuts Roddy So Hard, he flew to space)
* (Ryan, Sally and Trey Shocked)
* Lima: See ya! (Scooby Doo Laughs then runs away)
* (6 seconds worth of pure silence)
* Trey: Man!
* Ryan: Well i'm glad that's over!
* (3 Seconds Later, Roddy lands on a basketball board, slicing him in half)
* Sally: Oh My God!, Lima really killed Roddy!
* (another 2 seconds of silence, then the remaining three kids laughs it off)
== Genderbend Episode 1 ==
* Ruby: Don't you oppress me Jerkboy!
* Sean: Don't call me a jerk mouthfucker!
* Ruby: Then don't belittle my people you fucking jackass!
* Sean: GODAMMIT DON'T CALL ME A JERK YOU MOUTHFUCKING DAUGHTER OF A BASTARD!
* Tasha: Guys, stop arguing
* TBA
== Mousekid ==
* ????: Hey Sally, how are you?
* Sally: Hey Zoey, just sitting here, is it obvious?
* Zoey: Oh, ok, doing nothing?
* TBA
* Sally: Shut Up You Stupid Shinto- (Bomb explodes, blowing off her head and decapitating one of her arms)
* Trey: Oh My God!, Sally Got Blown Up!
* Roddy and Ryan: ......................
* Trey: I said, Oh My God!, Sally Got Blown Up!
* Ryan: What?, I don't care, do you?
* Trey: Oh Yeah, Not Really.
* (The Three Boys Walk Home)
== Speedrun ==
* TBA
* Juanito: GO PEPPITO GO!
* Carl: Jesus Juanito, you don't have to yell like that!
* TBA
* Peppito: (Kills Roddy because he thought he was an eagle, Peppito's combo meter resets)
* Trey: Oh My God!, Peppito Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: You Bastard!
== Grandpa Atrocities ==
* Ryan: (Picks up a note)
* Note: Meet me by lunch, or else i will beat the shit out of your cousin -Grey
* Ryan: Oh no, Lisa is in danger!
* TBA
* (The Fighting Grandpas accidentally knocks Roddy into a woodchipper)
* Trey: Oh My God!, They Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: Godammit Grandpa!
* Sally: Oooh!, Roddy getting pwned by the gran-
* Ryan: Shut Up Jackass!
* Sally: Don't shush me you fucking shinto!
== Webitched ==
* TBA
* Rosie: (Zaps Roddy very harshly)
* (Roddy explodes a la Mortal Kombat)
* Trey: Oh My God!, She Killed Roddy!
* Ryan: You Bitch!
* Rosie: And you three!, i will smite you for calling me a bitch!
* Sally: WHY ME?
== Cast ==
* Trey Martin
* Ryuji Ozu
* Sora Liu
* Roddy Rockwell
* Lisa Ozu (Has a cameo in Welcome to Florida, Appears in Sally Crashes Into A Chicken, Mousekid and Grandpa Atrocities, In all appearances in this season, she's hooded)
* Miriam Webster (appears in Welcome To Florida, Grandpa Atrocities and Webitched)
* Arcus Jones (Appears in Sally Crashes Into A Chicken, Welcome to Florida, Mousekid, Grandpa Atrocities and Webitched)
* Carl Altomen (Appears in Sally Crashes Into a Chicken and Speedrun, has a Cameo in Mousekid)
* Juanito Salamanca (Appears in Speedrun)
* Zoey Taylor (Appears in Ohio Dream, Mousekid and Webitched, She's unnamed in the former.)
* Grey
=== Deaths ===
* Trey and Ryan have no deaths
* Roddy: 6
* Sally: 1 (Episode 7/Mousekid, blown after she failed to get the bomb off her arms)
== Trivia ==
* Roddy saying "Oh My God!, Sally Died From The Impact!" was a reference to Kenny's "Oh My God!, They Killed Cartman!"
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