Welcome to the Club (song)

Welcome to the Club is a song from the 2022 Simpsons crossover short of the same name. It is sung when Lisa encounters a group of Disney Villains at Disney Villain Land who show her what being a villain is like when Lisa was expecting to be a princess. The song also features various princes from other Disney productions (including generic princes) who take part during the end of the song.
==Lyrics==
Ursula: Who wants to be a pretty girl in a fancy dress,
When you could be an octopus who makes a mess?
Captain Hook: That sap Prince Charming, he's such a schnook
Ladies prefer a man with a hook
(Prince Charming: (speaking) Not the face! Not the face! Thank you.)
Cruella De Vil: You don't get an invitation,
So create a conflagration
(Lisa: (speaking) Seems a litttle extreme!)
Kaa: When your brother wrecks your toys,
You can slice the heads off boys!
(Bart: (speaking) Cool!)
Lisa: But don't you villains always die?
(Queen of Hearts: (speaking) Depressing kid.)
Ursula: It beats living happily ever after with some boring guy!
Cruella De Vil: (speaking) Bring on the princes!
Princes: We are predictable, dull as linen
We seem to kiss unconscious women
Same white teeth, same fluffy hair
Big strapping chests, but nothing up there
We seem super handsome, but here are the facts
When we come on screen, kids leave to get snacks
We'll screw up the world's affairs
You stay home and crank out heirs
Life with me will not be easy
You're better off with Doc and Sneezy!
==Characters seen during the song==
*Lisa Simpson
*Ursula
*Queen of Hearts
*Kaa
*The Evil Queen
*Cruella De Vil
*Jafar
*Maleficent
*Captain Hook
*Scar
*The Prince
*Sherri Mackleberry
*Terri Mackleberry
*Wanda
*Hubert Wong
*Bart Simpson
*Diablo
*Prince Phillip
*Prince Edward
*Prince Eric 
*Prince Charming
*Doc
*Sneezy
==Trivia==
*The beginning of the song bears a striking resemblance to "Poor Unfortunate Souls" from The Little Mermaid.
==External links==
*Welcome to the Club on Wikisimpsons.
Category:The Simpsons
Category:Villain songs
Category:Group songs
Category:Title songs