Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler is a dead guy and the former terrorist leader of Germany, who shows off his brute strength by biting a watermelon. In an attempt to put memories of him in a shame, Hitario was hired. He was fired really soon for some random reason. He once tried to take over the world (OF COURSE!!!) by starting WWII, but ended up failing six years later, and killed himself with pills. His father is Alois Schmingis.
He was a notable man in different organizations. He was the leader of Greatest Court of UnWorld and director of YTPMV Records for 2.5 days.
In a last year he cloned himself and had the clone go to live in a bunker with all of the Nazi government and a horrible person called Fegelein. The bunker was later found by Chuck Norris, who scared the people inside so much they developed a way to slow down time in the bunker just to make sure Chuck Norris would eventually leave and they would still be alive.
For some reason his clone is WAAAAAAAAY smarter than the original.
Hitler was known for being the most evil man in World War II, and in history. This is good for him, because he got famous. This is bad for him, because about 95% of the world hates him. You win some, you lose some. But he lost a lot. He even lost the greatest war in history! That is why he is a loser. Other than that, he's an okay guy. Wait... he killed millions of people. He was evil. Due to his violent nature, G-Man would put him in stasis for 5 years. After his stasis time ran out, he was sent to the first EuroZone meeting and went on to run the new nation of the EuroZone, which is all the countries in Europe now just one country mixed together.
Some rumor that he inspired the evil Handpuppet Ducky, who has been (semi) successful in his mission to RULE THE WORLD!!! It is also rumoured that he had created the evil Cementygas.
When Adolf Hitler first found out about the existence of Captain 1, he was extremely upset. He went to the shower in the middle of Hell and cried with a cheap bottle of whiskey because he knew he wasn't secure in the position of the most hated person in the UnUniverse. However, they learned to work together.
== His rivalry with Darth Vader ==
thumb|left|His epic rap battle with Darth Vader.
Darth Vader's rivalry with Hitler goes way back. Hitler one day back then went on his computer, Windows Infinity and did a search online on ze googles. "How to take over other planets when i take over ze earth" He was then directed to Vader's website "Buy a planet.com" and demanded for a planet immediately for free, because he is HITLER! Vader responded like "No you ugly ass bitch I will beat your motherfucking pig ass come on let's deal with this like men and have a rap battle." Adolf Hitler threw his table at a fellow nazi. He responded "Okay ze fat ugly burnt motherfuhrer let's rap on ze moon bro." So they did. Footage is shown of the rap battle just beside. The rivalry and beef ended when he died and was replaced by his smarter clone.
==Before Fuhrer-dom ==
Before Hitler was eve vice Fuhrer of Germany, he fell in love married a guy named Shrek. Together they had a child named King Pig. When Shrek was killed by Smile Dog, he fell into a deep depression, and this is why he has violent tendencies. He is avenging his lost husband. He also fought in WW1 alongside SCP-106.
==Evil Gallery==
Hitlerheadphones.gif|Hitler working in YTPMV Records, making his latest evil record.
Downloadman.jpg|Hitler is also a fan of Windows Never Released.
Zokti.jpeg|Hitler being pushed over the edge... like he wasn't already.
Chaingunner Hitler.png|Hitler packing extra heat...
Robo Hitler.png|...and then wearing a very weird snowsuit because he could stand to be warmer.
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