Painis Cupcake's Revenge

Painis Cupcake's Revenge is a YouTube video series made by user Kugawattan.
It tells the story of how Painis Cupcake battles a number of certain TF2 Freaks who have defeated him in the past.
==Cast==
==Part 1==
*Painis Cupcake's Revenge, part 1
In the pits of the RED Team Base, Painis Cupcake dwells over his humiliating defeats at the hands of other freaks (Particularly Christian Brutal Sniper, Seeman, Weaselcake, Dic Soupcan, and Vagineer). Missing his days of being the number-one freak, he sets out on a tireless and perilous quest for revenge...
First, Painis Cupcake meets his old enemy Christian Brutal Sniper and his Spy friend, experimenting with weapons in his signature crazed fashion. His Spy friend is the first to notice Painis' presence. He screams in terror and runs away as Painis utters his classic catchphrase to CBS. Then their next fight begins with CBS trying to kill him right off the bat with the fruits of his craft. Painis evades his battle-ax and knocks him down with two swift blows, only to be stabbed in the chest by a knife hurled as a projectile. Christian attempts to stab him again, only giving Painis the upper hand, disarming the freak and resulting in the Sniper's demise.
The Soldier freak gloats about his victory, only to have someone interrupt him; someone who had been seeing it (pun intended) from the start: Seeldier. In a fit of frenzied rage, Painis leaps at him, but Seeldier dodges the attack. However, to Painis' fortune, he lands on Seeldier's all-seeing compadre, Seeman. As soon as he has Seeman's back against the wall, he says he will eat him. Of course being Seeman, he just points at his want-to-be killer, saying "SEE?" Painis then eats his pointing hand, much to Seeman's frustration. The two then engage in a brief struggle, resulting in Seeman knocking the cannibal to the opposite side of him. Painis then charges at him, but Seeman stops him dead in his tracks with a giant finger. Thinking he's won, he says his trademark line. However, this only proved to give the cannibalistic Soldier the advantage. He then eats Seeman from the finger to his entire body while Seeldier watches in horror, having lost hope. However, he regains his courage and does his explosive arm-flail dance. Painis, knowing now that Seeldier will explode if touched after this bizarre maneuver, launches a shovel at him from a safe distance, and upon impact it causes his BLU-cloaked Soldier enemy to self-destruct and be launched him over the horizon as Seeldier proclaims that he died.
The highlight of this part is Painis's confrontation with the telekinetic Sniper, Weaselcake. He spies on him and watches him eat his cakes one by one with his massive tongue. While the telekinetic terror is eating, he snatches a nice little surprise from Painis Cupcake: a shovel to the mouth. Screaming in pain, he seeks to find the perpetrator. Painis suddenly leaps behind him, engaging the Freak. Weaselcake kicks off with an attack with his Yoshi-like tongue, but Painis grabs it and hurls Weaselcake beyond the horizon. Naturally, Weaselcake teleports back into the battle. Realizing Weaselcake's morphing abilities, Painis runs at him shielding himself with one of Weaselcake's cakes, and indeed it gets turned into a jar of Jarate, and Painis hurls it at the Sniper Freak, much to Weaselcake's dismay. Painis Cupcake then leaps on the psychic Sniper and deals several powerful blows, prompting him to launch the cannibal across the map with his Purple-coded telekinesis. Painis, of course, wakes up and smiles like nothing happened to the surprise of Weaselcake, who thought he'd won. The crazed cannibal then smacks Weaselcake across the face with his bare fist. Painis attempts to finish him off by running at him and eating him, but Weasel teleports away from every strike. He then uses his telekinetic powers and attempts to lift Painis again... or so the Soldier thinks. He actually lifted up a multiple-ton boulder and flattened Painis Cupcake. Weaselcake celebrates too soon yet again, thinking he had finished him off once more. However, in a desperate effort, Painis suddenly ubercharges himself, lifting up the giant rock. Overcome with disbelief and surprise, Weaselcake says "No!" and Painis hurls the boulder at him (but not before saying who he is for the billionth time) . Painis then leaps on Weaselcake and says he will eat him and, true to his word, he crushes his head, disconnecting it from his neck and landing in the cannibal's gaping maw. Afterwards, Painis de-ubercharges, telling Weaselcake to consider himself dead.
Exhausted after his victory over Weaselcake, he takes a good breath. But before he can rest, Painis is interrupted by a Scout saying that he needs a dispenser. Painis heads in the direction of the commotion, sensing a chance for a meal. He then encounters the Soldier/Engie hybrid, Solgineer, who is currently being pestered by said Scout. Painis eats the Scout, and as a token of his thanks, Solgineer lets Painis use his Dispenser to heal up and get a well-earned respite. He explains how he is on a "trip" to get revenge, and decides that the next target on his quest for vengeance will be the demented drunkard, Dic Soupcan.
==Part 2==
*Painis Cupcake's Revenge, part 2
Part 2 takes place in arena_ravine, where several freaks are going about their daily business. Nnnngh Sniper is Nnnngh-ing, MeeM is MeeM-ing, and Dangerous Bacon is being thrown out of the lair of Sewer Medic as Heavydile performs an act of breaking and entering.
Painis arrives and bonks his head on a giant metal box. Painis then hears drunken mumbling, realizing that he's arrived at the right place and spies upon Dic Soupcan as he slumbers. Not even able to sleep without drinking regularly, the drunken Demo subconsciously tries to drink from his delightful bottle of scrumpy, only to wake up and realize that it's been stolen. He awakens only to see Painis Cupcake, who has stolen his scrumpy in order to get him angry. Having been infuriated, Dic vomits in Painis' face and the battle begins. Dic kicks off by charging at him, but Painis makes him trip. Painis then charges at the drunken Demoman again, but this time Dic spits a grenade in his face. The fight eventually escalates into chaos, causing Dic to lose his head, both figuratively and literally. Painis avoids an attack from his headless body, and decides to celebrate thinking he's won, but thanks to his obliviousness and Dic's ability to survive without a head, the Scottish menace is able to deliver a deadly yet swift sneak attack. After a good kick to Painis' family jewels, he gets his head back. After the fight escalates even further, Painis eventually manages to trick the demonic drunkard into blowing himself up once again, and Painis gets to enjoy some scrumptiously roasted Demoman, taking his chance to snack before the freak can repair himself.
Later, while Painis naps off his latest meal, Intelligent Heavy shows up, frantically running and calling for help. He accidentally steps on the resting cannibal, and then only seems to notice Painis because of his yelling and cussing at him. Intelligent Heavy calls Painis's attention to his friend Spyper, who has been turned to stone. Painis realizes that this is undoubtedly Snyphurr's doing and, seeing how he wanted to deal with Snyphurr and the Bugler Vagineer anyway, he decides to help Intelligent Heavy return Spyper to normal. As a symbol of this unusual and unexpected alliance, Intelligent Heavy offers Painis Cupcake a Sandvich for the road, and the final battle draws near...
==Part 3==
*Painis Cupcake's Revenge, part 3
The final act of this saga takes place during a nighttime in ctf_doublecross, where several freaks make cameos going about their nightly business. Polite Spy converses with Ninjineer, offering him some scrumpy, only to find SoupCock Porkpie inside it. Meanwhile, a cloaked Gentlespy arrives on the bridge nearby. He suddenly notices The Bugler Vagineer sitting on Snyphurr and reading a newspaper and runs away.
Shortly afterwards Painis Cupcake, Intelligent Heavy and the petrified Spyper come to the place. Painis orders Intelligent Heavy to remain in a safe place, and then sneaks up on the malformed BLU Freaks. With the Bugler and Snyphurr preoccupied, this gives Painis the chance to slither around and jump on Snyphurr's back, perfectly placed for an ambush on the Engineer-esque abomination. Vagineer turns to look behind him, only to be greeted by a punch with such force that he was ejected from his steed. 
Vagineer is promptly knocked out. Snyphurr attempts to turn Painis Cupcake into stone, but Painis blocks his ugly mug with his shovel and struggles with the large Freak as he spirals out of control. Struggling with the giant proved to be a challenge, but eventually the beast made one wrong turn into a wall, prompting his cannibal nemesis to release the shovel and cause his nightmarish face to suffer a concussion of great force. From the force of the blow, Snyphurr and his days of turning people to stone were over─ and the Bugler wasn't happy about it. With his stone-faced partner out of the picture, The Bugler Vagineer recovers and Painis proclaims he will eat him, setting up for the most terrifying and outlandish clash known to Freak kind.
Spyper returns to normal after Snyphurr's death, and Intelligent Heavy is overcome with joy, nearly killing Spyper with a hug and getting him up to speed on current events. Meanwhile, the final confrontation between Painis Cupcake and Bugler Vagineer had begun, with both uttering their battle cries and using every trick in their disposal. Painis initially holds the upper hand, but enrages the Vagineer enough to even the odds. Eventually, the malformed Engineer is able to constrain Painis with his rope limbs. Fearing being beaten due to being tied up, Painis decides his best course of action is to retreat for the time being, with his target in hot pursuit as he chases the Soldier across the map in comical fashion. After being outrun, outsmarted, and having finally cornered him, Vagineer temporarily knocks his opponent out.
In the meantime, Intelligent Heavy can sense that his new friend is in danger. He becomes worried about Painis Cupcake, but is comforted by Spyper, being told that the results won't be a disappointment. Suddenly, they are approached by a furious Demopan, who seeks revenge for his past defeat and forces him to trade─ or else. Spyper tries to behead him, though as he is unable to kill members of the BLU Team, his blades simply pass through him. However, Demopan can kill BLU-Teamers and quickly overpowers him.
Painis Cupcake activates his self-ubercharge and breaks free from his ties. He then proceeds to pummel the BLU Vagineer, who is unable to compete with and escape Painis' full power. Before the final blow can be dealt, though, Intelligent Heavy calls for Painis' help.
Remembering how Intelligent Heavy helped him, Painis turns his attention to the trade-happy freak, and Demopan is surprised and promptly killed and eaten. Having expended the last of the transformation's time limit, Painis' ubercharge wears off as Vagineer quickly drags him back to the battle, resuming their struggle for the final time.
The fight is intense, and just as Vagineer seems to gain ground, his detachable limbs are caught by Painis, hurled aside and The Bugler ends up hanging over a seemingly bottomless abyss, with each of them a slip away from a painful trip to the next life as the Engie Freak grabs his enemy. It was then that Vagineer decided on an ultimatum─ if he's going down, he's taking the cannibal along for the ride. Fortunately for Painis, he had his hands free whereas the Bugler was using his to grab him. In a last-ditch effort to finish things, Painis uses what strength he has left to put an end to the ties that bound them, and Vagineer's threads of fate are severed and he plummets to his death. With their zany quest completed, Spyper and Intelligent Heavy celebrate his victory as Painis Cupcake indulges in a joyful dance, having regained his place at the top of the Freak food chain. 
== Director's Cut ==
* Painis Cupcake's Revenge, Director's Cut
To celebrate the milestone of 20,000 subscribers on YouTube, Kugawattan made a compilation of all three parts of the saga. The creator improved the aspect ratio of the video(s) and slipped in some new scenes and changes here and there.
==== Changes to Part 1 ====
* The intro was updated to add Heavydile to the flashback sequence, as Painis and Heavydile fought long ago, and Painis lost.
* The song often used for Christian Brutal Sniper, The Millionaire's Holiday, is not present when he's messing around with his weapons before Painis arrives.
* The fight with Seeman and Seeldier has some rather subtle changes, adding in new sound effects to the duel that weren't there previously. Also, Seeldier's dance has been upscaled graphically.
==== Changes to Part 2 ====
Coinciding with the updated intro, Painis Cupcake and Heavydile have a fight scene. The prelude to the battle with Dic Soupcan takes place in a forest area, where a Pootis Bird and a Hippo Scout are seen being serenaded by Gravy Guitarman when Painis slithers onto the scene all of a sudden. Painis questions Gravy Guitarman of the whereabouts of Dic Soupcan. Gravy shakes his head, letting Painis know that he doesn't know of where Dic is. Painis then began thinking of heading out on his quest once again. Before he can think on his next course of action, however, he is interrupted by the sounds of a Spy's scream and those of Heavydile, who is out on a hunt. In a swift change of plans, Painis decides to take on Heavydile, sneaking up on him, stealing one of his bites to eat and crushing it, provoking the Heavy into attacking. Heavydile makes the first move by dragging his assailant into the water, where he is known to reign supreme. Heavydile tries to pounce on his foe and end it there, but Painis is quick to react and uppercuts him, building some distance between the two. 
Painis taunts Heavydile, prompting the hulking Freak to propel towards him at such speed that the cannibal was caught off-guard, giving the crocodilian Freak the chance to drag him under the watery depths. Heavydile strikes first, jabbing him in the gut, causing Painis to retaliate by giving him a kick to the chest, which all but tickles Heavydile. This gives him the opportunity to grab Painis' leg with the intention of ripping it clean off. But before he can, Painis thinks quickly amidst the pain of having his leg gripped with such force and spits a shovel at the predatory beast, but is hit with his own shovel after Heavydile gets it unstuck. Painis tries to escape, but Heavydile is quick to pull him back into his aquatic habitat, preparing to finish the job. Painis swiftly dodges another pounce and strikes the reptilian-minded beast with a dropkick and proceeds to land a heavy punch. Painis prepares another attack, only to find his target missing on impact. 
Having had enough, Heavydile decides it's time to turn the speed up to 11 as he blitzes past his prey with a few decks to the face. Painis dodges a third lunge, but this gives Heavydile the opportunity to sneak up behind him, and he decides to make the killing blow from above but realizes his folly is too late. Perfectly positioned for Heavydile to jump straight into the jaws of death, Painis gives one last laugh to Heavydile, who had just then realized the grave error he had just made, but it was too little, too late. With his head inches away from being sliced off by the jaws of Painis Cupcake, he exclaims in terror before his life comes to a swift and brutal end. Returning to the scene of the ended conflict, Gravy Guitarman directs Painis' attention to a soup can, indicating that Dic Soupcan came all this way and wasn't far off. Painis then slithers off to find him after thanking the Sniper Freak, prompting the rest of the act to proceed as normal, though the introductory scene with all the freak cameos is excluded, likely due to Heavydile's death.
==== Changes to Part 3 ====
* In the battle with Snyphurr, the latter tries to use his stone stare but fails. In this version there is now a brief flash of red on the screen, likely a subtle nod to how the screen is completely reddened should the bizarre Freak pull it off. Rather than leap off and let Snyphurr spiral out of control to his demise, Painis now finishes him off with a devastating kick to the back, sending him plummeting to the ground as he lands next to him with an impact mighty enough to send him careening out of sight as he dies off-screen.
* In the sequence where the Bugler has Painis tied up with his rope limbs, the thought bubble drawings have been improved, with both characters in the image being more shaded and having a manga-esque look and the animation became smoother.
* At the end of the trilogy, different music plays during Painis, Spyper and Intelligent Heavy's victory celebration. A new credits scene rolls after the victory dance, showcasing all the Freaks that appeared and acknowledging the people that brought them into creation.
==References==
*The chase scene between Vagineer and Painis Cupcake in Part 3 is based on the Tricky Treasure chases in Rayman Origins.
*Demopan swearing revenge on Intelligent Heavy is a reference to the outcome of the fourth Freak Fight.
*Vagineer enlarging his head and striking Painis with it in Part 3 is a reference to KernCore's Seeman vs. Vagineer.
*Painis Cupcake's victory dance is Heavy's in RubberFruit and Rhapsidous' Heavy's Tiny Picnic Adventure.
==Trivia==
*In Part 2, Freak cameos include MeeM, Nnnngh Sniper, Dangerous Bacon, Sewer Medic, and Heavydile, the last two being a reference to the then-upcoming Heavydile VS Sewer Medic Freak Fight by LEtheCreator.
*In Part 3, Freak cameos include Ninjineer, Polite Spy, SoupCock Porkpie and Gentlespy. A MeeM can also be spotted in a brief moment hiding in a small stand behind Painis Cupcake.
*Although the series concluded at Part 3, the creator of the series was planning on making two short "in-between" parts, one of them between Parts 1-2, and the other between 2-3. However, the idea was scrapped due to some problems.
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