Slenderman vs. Deoxys

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== Cast ==
Brandon Lorbes as Slenderman and Deoxys
Unidentified Spitting Species 
== Lyrics ==
=== Deoxys: ===
I seem to have crash landed in a mysterious world
And I’m seeing there’s a human squid raping little girls
The Pokémon alien, Deoxys will bring you to your destiny
You may be an urban tale, but I’m the one who’s legendary
Your game is pointless, all eight pages, they still die
I’m strong enough to beat Rayquaza, prepare to scream and cry
The only girls you don’t scare are from China and Japan
I’d smack you in the face, but I don’t know if I can
=== Slenderman: ===
I may be scary to girls any age, but at least I still have sex
You blacked out a city to find your friend; you’re work’s a damn mess
In your movie, I can see you can’t see when there’s static
And last time I checked, it seems to be my advantage
I’m stronger than a combo of all your four forms
I chase and kill my victims by teleporting through their doors
Your entrance is weird just by touching a triangle
I have so much fame on the net and they’re still making sequels
That mark on your face is where I’ll cut you in half
I can defeat a trainer’s Pokémon anywhere in my maps
I use Double Team too; haven’t you played Slender Woods?
I’ll have you Poké probed by my boys with white hoods
Wait, that didn’t come out right; let me say this again
People will now know there’s no such thing as aliens
I am the face of fear and I don’t even have a face
You might as well quit now cause you’re dead in last place
=== Deoxys: ===
I haven’t done research on you and your maps
But one thing I do know is that white guys can’t rap
Clean up after yourself; get that black hair gel off the floor
Oh yeah, you don’t have hair, you have cancer you damn whore
I can take all your boys starting with your bitch with the mask
You’re raps are embarrassing; even Marble Hornets started to laugh
You’re gonna be the one to change, so get ready to wash the suit
Slendy’s finally about to die once I get him on the noose
=== Slenderman: ===
I’m the no-face of death; you’re the one with Play-doh arms
If you want to know where your fag friend is, then stop causing harm
Get out of my forest freak, this ain’t the Hoenn Region
I’ve made the whole world scream and I don’t wanna hear you bitchin’
Yamimash pisses himself every time I drop by
And I made PewDiePie scarred with fear and he never stopped to cry
You’re known by Poké nerds; I am known by all
You might be a legend, but I’m the one with Master Balls
== Rap Battle (Audio + Download Link) ==
https://soundcloud.com/gamingallstarrapbattles/slenderman
== Rap Battle (Karaoke) ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZcO835ajDY
==Poll==
<poll>
Who Won?
Slenderman
Deoxys
</poll>