There's a Death For That.

What's great about 1000 Ways to Die, is that if you bought a car that won't stop; there's a death for that. If you're being mocked for the way you handle an axe; there's a death for that. If cooking for one makes you sleepy; there's a death for that. If your wife's trying to kill you; there's a death for that. If you want to take-up sailing; there's a death for that. If you're a little too superstitious; there's a death for that. And if a wannabe stud is ruining your time at the beach; there's even a death for that. Tonight, on 1000 Ways to Die! 
AIRED ON: NOVEMBER 9, 2025 
Death #	Event Name 	Date 	Location 	Circumstances of Death
463 	Car-ma 	July 13th, 2012 - July 15, 2012 	Columbus, Ohio, United States 	A man buys a car from a dodgy secondhand car dealer, unaware that the brakes are unreliable, and could easily fail at any moment, as the dealer lied, and said that the car had been properly examined by experts, which was not true. Two days later, the man is unable to stop his car, and crashes through a café window when he swerves to avoid a pedestrian. Miraculously, he survives the crash, as do all but one customer in the café. Who was the unfortunate soul who was killed? Why, the secondhand car dealer of course. He was sitting by the window when the car crashed through, and the impact of the car caused severe head trauma, and internal bleeding.
47 	Axeidents Happen 	August 19th, 2001 	Canada 	A group of students are taken to the open land, to be shown how one would be expected to survive left to their own devices. One of the students, is a total klutz who messes up every task he is assigned, while another student, a girl, spends the entire time mocking him. The male student is instructed to chop wood with an axe, but misses each time, as the girl continues to make unflattering comments, but as he makes another attempt, the axe flies off its handle, because hitting the ground too often had loosened it. The axe flies straight into the girl's forehead, imbedding itself there, and into her brain.
275 	Water You Doing?!	November 23rd, 2008 	Lincoln, Oklahoma, United States 	When he falls asleep in front of the TV when he is supposed to be keeping an eye on the dinner he is preparing, an oil fire breaks out in a man's kitchen. Awoken by his fire alarm, the man attempts to put out the fire by throwing a bowl of water over the fire, unaware that this is one of the last things you should do during an oil fire! The water causes the blazing oil to splash over the man, causing him to writhe in agony, before burning to death.
83 	Poisoned Ivy 	March 12, 1998 	Fayetteville, West Virginia, United States	A woman named Ivy plans on murdering her husband as she has manipulated him into naming her as the sole heir to his wealth (the only reason she married him). She prepares a poisoned meal for him while he is out, ignoring her unwell feelings with severe stomach pains. Later on, Ivy prepares to serve her husband his last meal, but suddenly suffers a heart attack, and dies (dropping the poisoned meal in the process). Earlier that day, Ivy was bitten by a black widow spider, but was unaware of the spider's species, and (until it was too late) she didn't realize she'd been poisoned herself.
37 	Dehydrate-Dead 	August 20th, 2004- August 24th, 2004.	Pacific Ocean 	A man decides to try sailing around the world in a sailboat, in order to become famous. He packs a fair amount of food, plus a fishing rod for when he runs out, but no drinks, as he wrongly believes that he can get by drinking the seawater whenever he feels thirsty. In actual fact, this increases his chance of dehydration, and within four days, he becomes more and more severely dehydrated, but continues to drink the seawater, thinking it will help, but his condition, and state of mind deteriorates, and he succumbs to terminal dehydration.
13 	Lucked Off 	August 13th, 2010 	Raleigh, North Carolina, United States 	A man in his 20s is extremely superstitious, following all the rules of luck to the letter. One Friday afternoon, he is horrified to see his neighbor's black cat in his drive, so he throws a rock at the cat, to prevent her from crossing his path. He then rushes back inside to get a lucky charm from his bedroom, but trips over some clothing left on the floor, and flies headfirst into his wardrobe mirror. He dies from loss of blood, as his neck was severely cut by the glass as he crashed into the mirror.
452 	Swim Loser 	April 15th, 2005 	Dublin, Georgia, United States 	While at the beach, a man tries to score with the attractive women there, but is unsuccessful. He notices the hot female lifeguard, and pretends to go for a swim, so he can fake almost drowning so she'll save him, and he can hit on her (he finds it quite odd that no one else is swimming, but he soon gets over it). The lifeguard leaves him in disgust, and the man continues to flirt with random women, with even less success because they'd witnessed his latest attempt. Later, an even more attractive female lifeguard relieves the first one, and the man decides to fake needing saving again. Unaware that there has been a shark sighting (he didn't see the warning sign), he ends up swimming in the same area as the shark. and inadvertently attracts the shark's attention by splashing rapidly. The shark attacks and eats the man, who, as the current lifeguard avoided looking at him (as the first one told her about him faking being in danger earlier), was not saved in time.
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