S08E05 - Don't Mind if I Dil-do!

This is the fifth episode of Season 8, and it covers chapter 4 of "He Who Must Not Be Disobeyed", which was co-written by two Potterotics, BrandonStrayne and Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum.
== Episode Summary ==
It's a dungeon date! Basement BDSM, ahoy! After making an unbreakable vow of chastity that they would keep each other's identities a secret, Albus and his master get down to business, or should we say bizASS. Ropes, whips, dildos...make like Albus and buckle up, cuz this gets GOOD.
== Notable Moments ==
* Back by popular demand, Lyndsay writes funny intro names for Danny. This time he is Channing Scrotum.
* Lyndsay calls for research on whether Potterotica makes plants grow faster
* Danny pronounces "whipping" like Stewie Griffin
* Gasping Lyndsay
* Allie reads playground instead of playroom and the hosts joke that Gellert has slides, swings, etc.
* Danny wonders if there's a horse rug in the room.
* "MAITRE! DID YA PUT YA HANDS DOWN MA PANTS?" ~ Danny
* Allie decides to call her body hair "horse carpet"
* Allie pronounces calves with a spoken L and Danny and Lyndsay lose it.
* "Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to playroom." ~ Lyndsay
* Allie jokes that it's a shame that Albus never got to know Filch better (in reference to the Quickie 14, where Filch was into BDSM too)
* Danny compares the slow penetration to the slow reveal of the staircase to the headmaster's office. Allie points out that's where Danny's story that she wrote takes place.
** "On the staircase into Albus' butthole" ~ Danny
** "I left that detail out" ~ Allie
* The hosts joke that Danny would be constantly punished because he wouldn't stop talking.
== Wands Up or Down ==
Allie: Yellow (Hoftie)
* Overwhelmed. Knows Albus is here for it, but it makes her anxious that he's restrained.
Danny: Yellow (Hoftie)
* Green for Albus, but agrees with Allie that it makes him nervous.
Lyndsay: Green (Up)
* No reasons given.
== Potterotics Shout Outs ==
* "Snape of You" cover by Jessica is played at the end of the episode.
* Uncle A and Anna's got a renewed acknowledgement for their past song contributions and how talented they are.
* Rob & Teage got a call out from Lyndsay for listening to the podcast while tending their crops.
* Joe, AKA callmesir_professor, gets a call-out from Danny for the story they wrote for this season.
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