Felguard Poem

Felguard Poem was written by Cwnannwn of Argent Dawn-US. Original thread (archive).
I'm jealous of every Felguard
Underneath the sun
I don't wish I had a Felguard pet, no
I wish that I WAS one.
Oh I wish I was a Felguard,
with bad teeth and spiky back
With a charge that doesn't miss
Whenever I attack
To be able to enter combat
With a bar full of blue rage
to start shooting off specials
the very moment I engage!
To wield a mighty 2H axe
without worry of the cost
A felguard isn't 'normalized'
so no rage there is lost
And to fight my foes half naked
without a speck of fear
Oh to be a felguard
un-dependent on gear!
Sure I'd be a warlocks slave
won't bother me in the least
No different than things are now
I'm shackled to a priest!
So Blizzard if you're listening
(Yeah right, we've no such luck)
I wish I was a Felguard
So then I could cease to suck.