Evening Of Horror

Hee-Hee hello Kiddies.  Your old Pal, CREEPS, is also a TAXI SCAB DRIVER!  That's right, I drive folks up and down SLAIN STREET for some CAB SCARE heh-heh-heh-heh!  Speaking of cabs, this little RANCID-RIDE, shall DRIVE YOU INSANE!  I call it...
A man was driving on a rain-soaked road out, in the wilderness of western-Alabama, as it was sprinkling out, on a night back in 1954.  He played, "Dear John" by Hank Williams on his car-radio and came to a large home.  He knocked on the door and a young lady answered it.  She was in a silver-robe, with a silver-turban on and her skin was very pale.  She hid her face with a mask of light-blue.  "Good evening, miss, my car won't start.  May I please use your telephone?" the man explained to her then asked.  "Yes sir.  This way please" the lady replied and he followed her inside.  As the man followed the young lady up a hall, he pulled a gun from his jacket-pocket.  "Alright lady, I'm robbing y'all.  Give me any valuables or I shoot!" the man explained to her.  She turned around and gasped.  "Oh, let me get them sir" she laughed, mysteriously.  "Excuse me please" the lady said and walked into another room.  The man grabbed a cigarette from his pocket along with a match and lit it, smoking.  The lady returned carrying a battle ax and she removed her light-blue mask.  The man screamed and screamed.  The lady's face was pale-white and dead, her eyes a pupil less-white, with a small cut off-like nose.  She peeled back her lips, showing yellowish-fangs sharp and pointy.  "I am a vampire sir and since you were going to shoot and rob me, I  quickly decided to make you my bloody drink of the week!" the lady explained, revealing to him.  The vampire swung the battle axe at the man and the man's shadow on the wall, fell to the floor and his screams stopped.  The vampire slumped over the neck of the man's corpse and inserted her fangs into his throat, tearing and hissing.  
How did you boys and girls like that DISGUSTING-DISH?  That vampire sure gave that guy what HE AXED FOR and he was quite THE CUT UP too ha-ha.  Well, until my next ICKY-ISSUE OF NAUSEATING-NOVELLAS, BOOGEY WITH THE BOOGEYMAN kids he-hee-hee!