2023 Power Rankings-Season Finale

==Introduction==
Well, the 2023 season is over. But like most season finale writeups these years, we are alraedy mere days away from another season. Don't cry because it's over, smile because it was over so long ago that we're already gearing up again. 
Now, many of you know I have trouble letting go in life. And so I'm going to practice the art of moving on by doing something I have never done: mailing it in on the season finale writeup. 
I started this thing in January, worked on it in February, and then "I'm going to finish tomorrow"'d it for the next six months. So now we are faced with this dilemma: I can do my usual draft "best pick"/"worst pick" section, or I can just say I fucked up and dropped the ball and it's time to turn the page to 2024. 
So I'm going to turn the page. 
But before I do, I'm going to present to everybody the part of the writeup that I had finished in February before work got too much to handle and I had to step away from Commish duties for the season. It's incomplete and unexciting, but if getting this out to you all gets Pat to shut the fuck up about finishing the writeup then I consider it a win. 
==The Ten-Time Champ ==
Without further adieu, let's get down to business and introduce the reigning LOC Champion....
ME!
That's right, for the tenth year in a row, Mattness won the League of Champions Fantasy Pick'Em Competition.
Now, in a tragic turn of events, it seems Yahoo has gotten rid of the League Pick 'Em feature, including all historical records. And because I slacked on this writeup, I don't have the screenshot. Or rather, the screenshot exists somewhere in the ether and I can either spend 40 minutes looking for it or I can try to get the 2024 season underway (so if Pat wants to fucking test me on this, I'll happily delay further). 
But I think we all know that I dominated, and will forever be the champion of this league(mini-game). 
Let's take a look at the all-time standings:
League Pick'em Appearances by Team
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
12 	The Multiverse of Mattness	10 	2 	0.833 	2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023
6 	RIPDab 	2 	4 	0.400 	2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2018
2 	Paddock 9 	0 	2 	0.000 	2022, 2023
Wow, total dominance by Commish ever since 2014. Back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back to back. Kings stay kings.
==Matchup Recap==
*Sweet Dee takes down the resurgent dynasty of old to claim her second championship in a shocker Glory Bowl upset vs. The Shotti Bunch (6-12).
*Multiverse of Mattness hands his opponent their first year without a postseason victory by claiming a second Salty Dolphin victory against Paddock 9 (14-10). 
*Pain Train successfully completes the tank by stacking 2024 picks and then controlling his own destiny in a Heart and Soul Bowl victory vs. RIPDab (11-12). 
*Duck Punchers, in the league's oldest and perhaps greatest rivalry, salvages a Million Dollar Game victory from the jaws of a shitty season by defeating Papa's Posse (12-12). 
==Stat Chat==
*Sweet Dee is 4-12 against Shotti in the regular season and 2-0 against Shotti in the postseason. 
*Sweet Dee moves into third all-time on the playoff win list (main bracket only) 
*Sweet Dee moves into third all-time on the combined postseason win list
*Sweet Dee has the highest postseason win% in the LOC (0.625)
*The Shotti Bunch scored 0.01 point more than ma ma momma said did last year in their Glory Bowl victory
*Pain Train becomes the first team to win three Heart and Soul Bowls
*RIPDab becomes the first team to lose three Heart and Soul Bowl
*Mattness joins Paddock 9 and Pain Train as the third team to win a postseason game in 10+ seasons. 
*Glory Bowl XIII marks the 7th time in 13 years that a non-year one team has won the Glory Bowl. Paddock 9 is the only member of the Original Seven who has won a Glory Bowl since 2014. 
*Multiverse of Mattness ties RIPDab (3-2) for the most Salty Dolphin Bowl appearances of all time (5, 2-3)
*Paddock 9 is the only team to have appeared in multiple Salty Dolphin Bowls and not have a win. 
*Papa's Posse ties Paddock 9 (4-0) and ma ma momma said (0-4) for the most Million Dollar Game appearances (4, 2-2). 
==Seasons with At Least One Postseason Victory (Playoffs/Consolation Games Combined)==
Seasons with at Least One Postseason Victory (Playoffs/Consolation Games Combined)
Team 	Seasons with One Win
Paddock 9 	12
Pain Train 	10
The Multiverse of Mattness	10
Papa's Posse 	9
Sweet Dee 	9
The Shotti Bunch 	8
RIPDab 	8
ma ma momma said 	8
Duck Punchers 	7
The Stupid Idiots 	6
JarJar Stinks! 	2
This year, Paddock 9 failed to extend the most impressive streak in the league's postseason history - a win in every season. Just like you can't put the toothpaste back in the container, you can never un-have a loss in a season. So everybody in the LOC will forever not have a win in every season that ever existed, even if we all win out until infinity. 
==List of Glory Bowl Champions==
In 2023, a Glory Bowl certainly happened. 
===Glory Bowl Championship (2011-Present) ===
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
I 	12/20-12/26/11 	Papa's Posse* (1, 1-0) 	240.57-222.50	Morning Woodhead** (1, 0-1)
II 	12/18-12/24/12 	ma ma momma said (1, 1-0) 	367.12-178.28	The Multiverse of Mattness^ (1, 0-1)
III 	12/17-12/23/13 	The Shotti Bunch (1, 1-0) 	323.04-232 	Pain Train^^ (1, 0-1)
IV 	12/16-12/22/14 	Flag on the Play** (2, 1-1)	262.25-128 	ma ma momma said (2, 1-1)
V 	12/22-12/28/15 	The Shotti Bunch (2, 2-0) 	223.49-218.05	ma ma momma said (3, 1-2)
VI 	12/20-12/26/16 	The Shotti Bunch (3, 3-0) 	252.77-207.42	JarJar Stinks! (1, 0-1)
VII 	12/19-12/25/17 	The Shotti Bunch (4, 4-0) 	242.49-173.34	RIPDab (1, 0-1)
VIII	12/18-12/24/18 	Sweet Dee (1, 1-0) 	280.08-229.52	Pain Train (2, 0-2)
IX 	12/17-12/23/19 	Paddock 9 (1, 1-0) 	196.01-183.35	Pain Train (3, 0-3)
X 	12/22-12/28/20 	Paddock 9 (2, 2-0) 	224.39-194.82	Duck Punchers (3, 1-2)
XI 	12/28/21-01/03/22	The Stupid Idiots (1, 1-0) 	262.74-232.05	The Multiverse of Mattness (2, 0-2)
XII 	12/27/22-01/02/23	ma ma momma said (4, 2-2) 	199.90-182.36	The Stupid Idiots (2, 1-1)
XIII	12/26/23-01/01/24	Sweet Dee (2, 2-0) 	247.54-199.91	The Shotti Bunch (5, 4-1)
*Then named NK Anacondas **Currently Named Duck Punchers ^Then named Welker's Fingertips ^^Then named Cooper Clux Clan
===Consecutive Winners===
Two different franchises have won consecutive Glory Bowls
* The Shotti Bunch (Glory Bowls V, VI, and VII)
*Paddock 9 (Glory Bowls IX and X)
Three other franchises have had the opportunity to win back-to-back Glory Bowls but lost one or both appearances:*ma ma momma said (Lost Glory Bowls IV and V) 
*Pain Train (Lost Glory Bowls VIII and IX)
*The Stupid Idiots (Won Glory Bowl XI, Lost Glory Bowl XII)
===Glory Bowl Appearances by Team===
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
5 	The Shotti Bunch 	4 	1 	0.800 	2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2023
4 	ma ma momma said 	2 	2 	0.500 	2012, 2014, 2015, 2022
3 	Duck Punchers 	1 	2 	0.333 	2011, 2014, 2020
3 	Pain Train 	0 	3 	0.000 	2013, 2018, 2019
2 	Sweet Dee 	2 	0 	1.000 	2018, 2023
2 	Paddock 9 	2 	0 	1.000 	2019, 2020
2 	The Stupid Idiots	1 	1 	0.500 	2021, 2022
2 	Garoppoblow Me 	0 	2 	0.000 	2012, 2021
1 	Papa's Posse 	1 	0 	1.000 	2011
1 	RIPDab 	0 	1 	0.000 	2017
1 	JarJar Stinks! 	0 	1 	0.000 	2016
===Glory Bowl Margins of Victory===
Game 	Margin of Victory	Winning Team
Glory Bowl I 	18.07 	Papa's Posse
Glory Bowl II 	188.84 	ma ma momma said
Glory Bowl III 	91.04 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl IV 	134.25 	The Duck Punchers
Glory Bowl V 	5.44 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VI 	45.35 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VII 	69.15 	The Shotti Bunch
Glory Bowl VIII	50.56 	Sweet Dee
Glory Bowl IX 	12.66 	Paddock 9
Glory Bowl X 	29.57 	Paddock 9
Glory Bowl XI 	30.69 	The Stupid Idiots
Glory Bowl XII 	17.54 	ma ma momma said
Glory Bowl XIII	47.63 	Sweet Dee
Anybody else legit forget that Jared won the Glory Bowl in 2022? I swear it went Nick then Chan. Wild. 
== THE GUY ==
The results may surprise you!
 The History of THE GUY
THE GUY 	Total Points	PPG 	Best Performance
Matt Ryan (2011-PP) 	193.83 	64.61	71.83 (1st Round)
Marshawn Lynch (2012-MMS) 	111.31 	37.10	44.00 (1st Round)
DeMarco Murray (2013-TSB) 	110.30 	36.77	41.65 (2nd Round)
Odell Beckham Jr. (2014-DP) 	143.03 	47.68	50.20 (2nd Round)
DeAndre Hopkins (2015-TSB) 	66.30 	22.10	33.70 (Glory Bowl V)
LeSean McCoy (2016-TSB) 	121.76 	40.59	51.88 (2nd Round)
Todd Gurley (2017-TSB) 	184.05 	61.35	76.15 (Glory Bowl VII)
Damien Williams (2018-SD) 	92.61 	30.87	37.03 (Glory Bowl VIII)
Patrick Mahomes (2019-P9) 	116.79 	38.93	40.09 (Glory Bowl IX)
Stefon Diggs (2020-P9) 	128.98 	42.99	56.10 (Glory Bowl X)
Joe Burrow (2021-TSI) 	170.08 	56.69	73.63 (Glory Bowl XI)
Patrick Mahomes (2022 - MMS)	79.78 	39.89	44.12 (Glory Bowl XII)
Kyren Williams (2023 - SD) 	111.03 	37.01	44.95 (1st Round)
This may be the first season I went with the intangibles more than the totals. CMC scored just 8 more points in the playoffs than Kyren Williams, but that doesn't tell the whole story. CMC went bananas in the opening round, dropping 63.18 points. But after that? His fantasy value faded each of the next two weeks, and his Glory Bowl performance clocked in at just 20.50 points. Though respectable, it was nothing compared to the 38.08 dropped by Kyren Williams. And that wasn't even Kyren's best game, which was a 45 point masterpiece in week 15. So based on the timing and balance of his three games, Kyren was truly the guy for Sweet Dee, marking the second Glory Bowl run for Dee that was anchored by a runningback named Williams. 
== List of Salty Dolphin Bowl Champions ==
Another salty one for the books!
=== The Salty Dolphin Bowl (2011-Present) ===
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
2011	12/20-12/26/11 	Bust a Cap* (1, 1-0) 	272.47-225.47	B-2 Hallway Gangstas (1, 0-1)
2012	12/18-12/24/12 	Julian Odinson** (1, 1-0) 	229.71-204.94	The Shotti Bunch (1, 0-1)
2013	12/17-12/23/13 	ma ma momma said (1, 1-0) 	220.08-132.19	Hernandez' Bracelets* (2, 1-1)
2014	12/16-12/22/14 	IAMGROOT (1, 1-0) 	199.35-112.97	The Shotti Bunch (2, 0-2)
2015	12/22-12/28/15 	FreeOJ* (3, 2-1) 	220.98-217.25	Garoppoblow Me (1, 0-1)
2016	12/20-12/26/16 	RIPDab (4, 3-1) 	293.46-197.01	Garoppoblow Me (2, 0-2)
2017	12/19-12/25/17 	Pain Train WOO WOO (1, 1-0) 	186.99-181.59	Garoppoblow Me (3, 0-3)
2018	12/18-12/24/18 	Garoppoblow Me (4, 1-3) 	258.16-210.20	Paddock 9 (1, 0-1)
2019	12/17-12/23/19 	The Shotti Bunch (3, 1-2) 	209.20-142.30	Duck Punchers (2, 1-1)
2020	12/22-12/28/20 	The Stupid Idiots (1, 1-0) 	227.75-203.84	RIPDab (5, 3-2)
2021	12/28/21-01/03/22	ma ma momma said (2, 2-0) 	197.99-196.59	Duck Punchers (3, 1-2)
2022	12/27/22-01/02/23	Papa's Posse (1, 1-0) 	280.19-212.99	Duck Punchers (4, 1-3)
2023	12/26/23-01/01/24	The Multiverse of Mattness (4, 2-3)	189.20-173.83	Paddock 9 (2, 0-2)
*Currently named RIPDab
**Currently named Duck Punchers
===Consecutive Winners===
One franchise has won consecutive Salty Dolphins.*RIPDab (2015 Salty Dolphin Bowl and 2016 Salty Dolphin BowlI)
=== Salty Dolphin Bowl Appearances by Team ===
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
5 	RIPDab 	3 	2 	0.600 	2011, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2020
5 	The Multiverse of Mattness	2 	3 	0.400 	2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2023
4 	Duck Punchers 	1 	3 	0.333 	2012, 2019, 2021, 2022
3 	The Shotti Bunch 	1 	2 	0.333 	2012, 2014, 2019
2 	ma ma momma said 	2 	0 	1.000 	2013, 2021
2 	Paddock 9 	0 	2 	0.000 	2018, 2023
1 	Papa's Posse 	1 	0 	- 	2022
1 	The Stupid Idiots 	1 	0 	1.000 	2020
1 	Pain Train WOO WOO 	1 	0 	1.000 	2017
1 	IAMGROOT 	1 	0 	1.000 	2014
1 	B2 Hallway Gangstas 	0 	1 	0.000 	2011
0 	Sweet Dee 	0 	0 	- 	None
Sweet Dee the only team without an appearance because if she makes the semis she goes demon mode. 
== Most Top-3 Finishes by Team ==
Top Three Finishes by Team
Team 	Top-3 Finishes
The Shotti Bunch 	6
ma ma momma said 	6
RIPDab 	4
The Duck Punchers 	4
Pain Train 	4
The Multiverse of Mattness	4
Paddock 9 	2
The Stupid Idiots 	3
Papa's Posse 	2
Sweet Dee 	2
JarJar Stinks! 	1
IAMGROOT 	1
==List of Heart and Soul Bowl Champions ==
This year it was clear who had the heart. 
==The Heart and Soul Bowl (2011-Present)==
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
2011	12/20-12/26/11 	GregCincoDos (1, 1-0) 	232.63-222.57	Big Sacks (1,0-1)
2012	12/18-12/24/12 	DiscountDoubleCheck* (1, 1-0) 	229.08-198.64	Tickle Me Ocho** (1, 0-1)
2013	12/17-12/23/13 	The Enforcers^ (1, 1-0) 	248.76-131.66	Girl on Fire^^ (1, 0-1)
2014	12/16-12/22/14 	The Show Offs^^ (2, 2-0) 	198.66-188.58	Winter Soldiers~ (1, 0-1)
2015	12/22-12/28/15 	JarJar Stinks! (1, 1-0) 	176.73-132.83	Fire Goodell* (2, 1-1)
2016	12/20-12/26/16 	Deez Sons of Bitchez^^ (2, 1-1) 	158.24-140.28	Peeled Eggplant* (3, 1-2)
2017	12/19-12/25/17 	Papa's Posse (2, 1-1) 	221.83-161.36	ma ma momma said (1, 0-1)
2018	12/18-12/24/18 	The Shotti Bunch (1, 1-0) 	213.45-164.41	RIPDab (1, 0-1)
2019	12/17-12/23/19 	Sweet Dee (3, 2-1) 	265.12-202.87	RIPDab (2, 0-2)
2020	12/22-12/28/20 	Papa's Posse (3, 2-1) 	253.83-185.53	The Shotti Bunch (2, 1-1)
2021	12/28/21-01/03/22	Pain Train (4, 2-2) 	261.01-231.78	Papa's Posse (4, 2-2)
2022	12/27/22-01/02/23	The Multiverse of Mattness (2, 1-1)	148.72-99.26 	Sweet Dee (4, 2-2)
2023	12/26/23-01/01/24	Pain Train (5, 3-2) 	220.28-183.25	RIPDab (3, 0-3)
*Currently named PainTrain
**Currently named Papa's Posse
^ Currently named Paddock 9
^^ Currently named Sweet Dee
~ Currently named The Multiverse of Mattness
===Heart and Soul Bowl Appearances by Team ===
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
5 	Pain Train 	3 	2 	0.600 	2012, 2015, 2016, 2021, 2023
4 	Papa's Posse 	2 	2 	0.500 	2012, 2017, 2020, 2021
4 	Sweet Dee 	2 	2 	0.500 	2013, 2016, 2019, 2022
3 	RIPDab 	0 	3 	0.000 	2018, 2019, 2023
2 	Paddock 9 	2 	0 	1.000 	2013, 2014
2 	The Multiverse of Mattness	1 	1 	0.500 	2014, 2022
2 	The Shotti Bunch 	1 	1 	0.500 	2018, 2020
1 	JarJar Stinks! 	1 	0 	1.000 	2015
1 	GregCincoDos 	1 	0 	1.000 	2011
1 	ma ma momma said 	0 	1 	0.000 	2017
1 	Big Sacks 	0 	1 	0.000 	2011
0 	The Duck Punchers 	0 	0 	- 	None
===Draft Order Selections by Year===
Draft Year	Reigning Heart and Soul Bowl Champion	First Overall Pick 	Second Overall Pick 	Third Overall Pick 	Fourth Overall Pick
2015 	Paddock 9 	Paddock 9 	Garoppoblow Me 	Sweet Dee 	RIPDab
2016 	JarJar Stinks! 	Pain Train 	Paddock 9 	The Duck Punchers 	JarJar Stinks
2017 	Sweet Dee 	Papa's Posse 	ma ma momma said 	Pain Train 	Sweet Dee
2018 	Papa's Posse 	Sweet Dee 	The Stupid Idiots 	ma ma momma said 	Papa's Posse
2019 	The Shotti Bunch 	RIPDab 	The Stupid Idiots 	The Shotti Bunch 	ma ma momma said
2020 	Sweet Dee 	Sweet Dee 	RIPDab 	The Multiverse of Mattness	Papa's Posse
2021 	Papa's Posse 	The Multiverse of Mattness	Papa's Posse 	ma ma momma said 	The Shotti Bunch
2022 	Pain Train 	Pain Train 	Papa's Posse 	Sweet Dee 	Paddock 9
2023 	Mattness/Sweet Dee 	Sweet Dee 	The Multiverse of Mattness	The Shotti Bunch 	Paddock 9
2024 	Pain Train 	Pain Train 	Papa's Posse 	RIPDab 	Duck Punchers
This will be the third time in four years that Papa will take the second overall pick, including in 2021 when he gave himself #2. 
==List of Million Dollar Game Champions==
The concept of this game is to feel like a million bucks coming off a final win of the year, despite a really bad season. With nearly 300 points, Duck had to be feeling great about rebounding in 2024. 
===The Million Dollar Game (2011-Present)===
Game	Date 	Winning Team 	Final Score 	Losing Team
2011	12/20-12/26/11 	Paddock 9 (1, 1-0) 	231.47-152.27	ma ma momma said (1, 0-1)
2012	12/18-12/24/12 	The Stupid Idiots (1, 1-0) 	211.23-202.58	RIPDab (1, 0-1)
2013	12/17-12/23/13 	Papa's Posse (1, 1-0) 	152.96-136.35	The Multiverse of Mattness (1, 0-1)
2014	12/16-12/22/14 	Sweet Dee (1, 1-0) 	177.65-193.40	RIPDab (2, 0-2)
2015	12/22-12/28/15 	Paddock 9 (2, 2-0) 	220.05-168.55	The Duck Punchers (1, 0-1)
2016	12/20-12/26/16 	Papa's Posse (2, 2-0) 	237.06-205.66	ma ma momma said (2, 0-2)
2017	12/19-12/25/17 	Sweet Dee (2, 2-0) 	206.46-151.48	JarJar Stinks! (1, 1-0)
2018	12/18-12/24/18 	The Stupid Idiots (2, 2-0) 	204.51-151.15	ma ma momma said (3, 0-3)
2019	12/17-12/23/19 	The Multiverse of Mattness (2, 1-1)	244.01-201.27	Papa's Posse (3, 2-1)
2020	12/22-12/28/20 	The Multiverse of Mattness (3, 2-1)	309.26-228.78	ma ma momma said (4, 0-4)
2021	12/28/21-01/03/22	Paddock 9 (3, 3-0) 	181.85-152.70	Sweet Dee (3, 2-1)
2022	12/27/22-01/02/23	Paddock 9 (4, 4-0) 	182.72-133.42	The Shotti Bunch (1. 0-1)
2023	12/26/23-01/01/24	Duck Punchers (2, 1-1) 	292.44-225.71	Papa's Posse (4, 2-2)
===Million Dollar Game Appearances by Team===
Appearances	Team 	Wins	Losses	Winning Percentage	Season(s)
4 	Paddock 9 	4 	0 	1.000 	2011, 2015, 2021, 2022
4 	Papa's Posse 	2 	2 	0.500 	2013, 2016, 2019, 2023
4 	ma ma momma said 	0 	4 	0.000 	2011, 2016, 2018, 2020
3 	Sweet Dee 	2 	1 	.0666 	2014, 2017, 2021
3 	The Multiverse of Mattness	2 	1 	0.666 	2013, 2019, 2020
2 	The Stupid Idiots 	2 	0 	1.000 	2012, 2018
2 	The Duck Punchers 	1 	1 	0.500 	2015, 2023
2 	RIPDab 	0 	2 	0.000 	2012, 2014
1 	JarJar Stinks! 	0 	1 	0.000 	2017
1 	The Shotti Bunch 	0 	1 	0.000 	2022
0 	Pain Train 	0 	0 	- 	None
==Playoff Droughts==
Some of us should avert our eyes. 
===Longest Playoff Appearance Droughts by Team===
Longest Playoff Droughts (by team) - Updated Through 2023 Season
Team 	Consecutive Years Missed 	Seasons
ma ma momma said 	2016-2018 	3
Paddock 9 	2013-2015 	3
Papa's Posse 	2019-2021 	3
Sweet Dee 	2013-2014, 2016-2017, 2021-2022	2
The Multiverse of Mattness	2013-2014, 2019-2020 	2
Pain Train 	2015-2016 	2
The Stupid Idiots 	2012-2018 	2
RIPDab 	2018-2019 	2
Duck Punchers 	2015, 2023-Present 	1
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2015, 2017 	1
The Shotti Bunch 	2018, 2020, 2022 	1
===Playoff Appearance Droughts===
Playoff Droughts (Updated Through 2023 Season)
Team 	Last earned appearance in post-season	Seasons
RIPDab 	2022 Festival Quarterfinals 	1
Pain Train 	2022 Festival Quarterfinals 	1
Papa's Posse 	2022 Festival Semifinals 	1
Duck Punchers 	2022 Festival Semifinals 	1
ma ma momma said 	Glory Bowl XII 	0
The Stupid Idiots 	Glory Bowl XII 	0
The Multiverse of Mattness	2023 Festival Semifinals 	0
Paddock 9 	2023 Festival Semifinals 	0
The Shotti Bunch 	Glory Bowl XIII 	0
Sweet Dee 	Glory Bowl XIII 	0
===Championship Wins/Appearances Droughts===
Championship Wins Drought (As of 01/03/24)
Seasons	Team 	Last Championship Victory 	Days	Last Championship Appearance	Seasons
13 	RIPDab 	Never 	4515	2017 Glory Bowl 	6
13 	Pain Train 	Never 	4515	2019 Glory Bowl 	4
13 	The Multiverse of Mattness	Never 	4515	2021 Glory Bowl 	2
12 	Papa's Posse 	2011 Glory Bowl 	4394	2011 Glory Bowl 	12
9 	The Duck Punchers 	2014 Glory Bowl 	3301	2020 Glory Bowl 	3
8 	Jar Jar Stinks! 	Never (Enfranchised in 2015)	3057	2016 Glory Bowl 	7
6 	The Shotti Bunch 	2017 Glory Bowl 	2202	2023 Glory Bowl 	0
3 	Paddock 9 	2020 Glory Bowl 	1101	2020 Glory Bowl 	3
2 	The Stupid Idiots 	2021 Glory Bowl 	730 	2022 Glory Bowl 	1
1 	ma ma momma said 	2022 Glory Bowl 	366 	2022 Glory Bowl 	1
0 	Sweet Dee 	2023 Glory Bowl 	2 	2023 Glory Bowl 	0
==All-Time Franchise Win/Loss Records ==
Updated through 2/1/24
All-Time Combined Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	Total Games
Duck Punchers 	115	84 	0.578	199
The Shotti Bunch 	109	79 	0.580	188
Pain Train 	105	94 	0.530	198
ma ma momma said 	103	97 	0.515	200
RIPDab 	99 	101	0.495	200
Paddock 9 	99 	101	0.495	200
The Multiverse of Mattness	98 	103	0.488	201
Papa's Posse 	88 	112	0.440	200
Sweet Dee 	70 	100	0.412	170
The Stupid Idiots 	52 	59 	0.468	111
JarJar Stinks! 	22 	24 	0.478	46
IAMGROOT 	15 	16 	0.484	31
B-2 Hallway Gangsta 	9 	7 	0.563	16
bob's bananas 	8 	8 	0.500	16
Big Sacks 	7 	8 	0.466	15
Brak and Yellow 	7 	8 	0.466	15
GregCincoDos 	7 	9 	0.438	16
Why am I doing this 	6 	9 	0.400	15
In week 1 of next season, Duck will become the winningest team with 200+ games played. But Shotti will have a chance to tie or best him with seven or more wins at any point in 2024. 
==All-Time Franchise Playoff Records==
Below is the list of all teams who have played in the post-season in the League of Champions. In the case of team name changes, the most recent name is used. See also All-Time Regular Season Franchise Records.
Updated through 2/1/24
All-Time Franchise Playoff Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	3rd Place Games	5th Place Games	Combined W	Combined L	Combined W%
The Shotti Bunch 	14	5 	0.737	1-2 	0-1 	15 	8 	0.652
ma ma momma said 	8 	6 	0.571	2-0 	1-1 	11 	7 	0.611
Sweet Dee 	6 	2 	0.750	0-0 	1-1 	7 	3 	0.700
The Stupid Idiots 	6 	4 	0.600	1-0 	1-1 	8 	5 	0.615
Paddock 9 	6 	5 	0.545	0-2 	3-0 	9 	7 	0.563
Multiverse of Mattness	5 	8 	0.384	2-3 	1-0 	8 	11 	0.421
Duck Punchers 	5 	11	0.313	1-2 	2-2 	8 	15 	0.348
Papa's Posse 	4 	4 	0.500	1-0 	1-2 	6 	6 	0.500
Pain Train 	4 	8 	0.333	1-0 	1-3 	6 	11 	0.353
RIPDab 	3 	8 	0.273	3-2 	2-0 	8 	10 	0.444
JarJar Stinks! 	2 	1 	0.666	0-0 	0-0 	2 	1 	0.666
B-2 Hallway Gangstas 	1 	1 	0.500	0-1 	0-0 	1 	2 	0.340
IAMGROOT 	1 	2 	0.340	1-0 	0-1 	2 	3 	0.400
Why am I doing this 	0 	1 	0.000	0-0 	0-1 	0 	2 	0.000
==All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records==
Below is a list of all teams who have participated in the Post-Season Consolation Tournament and their performances in that tournament.
Updated through 2/1/24
All-Time Franchise Consolation Tournament Records
Team Name 	W	L	W% 	9th Place Games	11th Place Games	Combined W	Combined L	Combined W%
Pain Train 	8	2	0.800	0-0 	0-0 	8 	2 	0.800
Sweet Dee 	6	5	0.667	2-1 	0-0 	8 	6 	0.572
Papa's Posse 	6	6	0.500	2-2 	0-0 	8 	8 	0.500
Paddock 9 	4	4	0.500	3-0 	1-0 	8 	4 	0.667
GregCincoDos 	3	0	1.000	0-0 	0-0 	3 	0 	1.000
The Shotti Bunch 	3	2	0.600	0-1 	0-0 	3 	3 	0.500
Multiverse of Mattness	3	4	0.429	2-1 	0-0 	5 	5 	0.500
Jar Jar Stinks! 	2	1	0.666	0-1 	0-0 	2 	2 	0.500
RIPDab 	3	5	0.375	0-2 	0-0 	3 	7 	0.300
bob's bananas 	1	1	0.500	1-0 	0-0 	2 	1 	0.666
Big Sacks 	1	1	0.500	0-0 	0-0 	1 	1 	0.500
Brak and Yellow 	1	1	0.500	0-1 	0-0 	1 	2 	0.333
ma ma momma said 	1	5	0.167	0-3 	0-1 	1 	9 	0.100
Duck Punchers 	0	2	0.000	1-1 	0-0 	1 	3 	0.250
The Stupid Idiots 	0	2	0.000	2-0 	0-0 	2 	2 	0.500
==All-Time Postseason Win/Loss Records==
Updated through 2/1/24
All-Time Combined Win/Loss Records
Team Name 	W 	L 	W% 	Total Games
The Shotti Bunch 	18	11	0.620	29
Paddock 9 	17	11	0.607	28
Sweet Dee 	15	9 	0.625	24
Pain Train 	14	13	0.519	27
Papa's Posse 	14	14	0.500	28
Multiverse of Mattness	13	16	0.448	29
ma ma momma said 	12	16	0.429	28
The Stupid Idiots 	10	7 	0.588	17
RIPDab 	11	17	0.393	28
The Duck Punchers 	9 	18	0.333	27
JarJar Stinks! 	4 	3 	0.571	7
GregCincoDos 	3 	0 	1.000	3
bob's bananas 	2 	1 	0.666	3
IAMGROOT 	2 	3 	0.400	5
Big Sacks 	1 	1 	0.500	2
B-2 Hallway Gangsta 	1 	2 	0.333	3
Brak and Yellow 	0 	2 	0.000	2
Why am I doing this 	0 	2 	0.000	2
==Above and Below==
A chart to track how many games above/below projections for each team.
2023: How Many Games Above/Below Projection by Each Team
Teams 	Games Above Projection	Games Below Projection
The Shotti Bunch 	12 	5
Papa's Posse 	11 	5
RIPDab 	11 	5
The Multiverse of Mattness	10 	6
ma ma momma said 	10 	6
Duck Punchers 	10 	6
Sweet Dee 	10 	7
Paddock 9 	9 	7
The Stupid Idiots 	9 	7
Pain Train 	9 	7
== Conclusion==
That's all I had. It's not much, but it turns the page to 2024. Let's get it.