Kiran Memelord

Kiran Memelord is the next stage of human life
== Shitposting Style ==
Kiran's shitposts are often incredibly graphic, confrontational or both. Common themes include
* Blenders
* Vore
* Billy Ray Cyrus
* Various abysmally kinky activities, often involving one or more of the above.
== Personal Life ==
Kiran became romantically, or at least sexually involved, with user Ereptile Malfunction when Ereptile posted "Suck my fingers Vaddy (vulcan daddy)"
Later, Succ Orb posted "New otp: Kiran/Ereptile"
The ship set sail very very quickly. Soon, Ereptile and Kiran were the proud parents of a herd of human-faced horses.
There was also talk of Kiran and Ereptile releasing an incredibly kinky sex tape, available for $19.99 on VHS only, with the bonus content available on vinyl record.
It was later revealed that this relationship was an open one, specifically with the Washington Monument. Kiran did ask for Ereptile's assistance in lubing up the 169m obelisk. Ereptile said he would have helped, were it not for the fact his dick was currently caught in a blender.
== Ascension Incident Edit ==
After a period of natter-wide stagnation, Kiran came online and started posting about vore, fucking blenders, and other kinky bullshit. Being Kiran's kinky lover, Ereptile was an accomplice to these crimes.
After being asked to stop several times by just about everyone, Kiran declared they were going to "stab ceaser and fuck his knife holes" (Ereptile later complained "are MY knife holes not good enough for you Kiran" which didn't help)
This was enough to send King Tut over the edge. Tut ascended for the second time, assuming the form of Godly King Tut.
Krungle raised the shields, and despite Deeva's lore-breaking shennannigans, they were never officially lowered.
Ereptile made himself scarce at that point, not wanting to be injured in the crossfire.
I don't know what happened after this I was asleep someone help me fill the blanks.