霊長類ヒト科ホモサピエンス (Reichourui Hitoka Homo Sapiens)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
これだからとなりのウチの娘さんは 	kore dakara tonari no uchi no musume-san wa	This is why the girl who from the house next door is
全国平均から10°もズレている 	zenkoku heikin kara juudo mo zurete iru 	10 degrees off from the national average.
ある日　彼をナイフで切りさいた 	aru hi kare o naifu de kirisaita 	On that day, she cut him with a knife.
これでわたしのもの 	kore de watashi no mono 	Saying “this is mine,”
なんだって正気じゃない 	nandatte shouki ja nai 	she’s gone crazy.
 	 	
霊長類ヒト科ホモサピエンス 	reichourui hitoka homosapiensu 	Primates: Hominids: Homo Sapiens
どこまでも 	doko made mo 	To the end of the earth
ダーウィンおしえて　進化論 	daawin oshiete shinkaron 	Tell me, Darwin, your theory of evolution
サルでヒトならぼくはなに？ 	saru de hito nara boku wa nani? 	If humans come from apes, then what am I?
もっとサイコに啓発して 	motto saiko ni keihatsu shite 	Enlighten me more psychopathically
テレパシーもないなんて 	terepashii mo nai nante 	I can’t tell aliens that
宇宙人に口がさけても言えない 	uchuujin ni kuchi ga sakete mo ienai 	we can’t even use telepathy
 	 	
だ、そうだ。 	da, sou da. 	That’s what they said.
 	 	
どうやらお向かいのウチの旦那さんは 	douyara o mukai no uchi no danna-san wa 	It seems like the husband in the house facing me
全国平均から1°だってズレてない 	zenkoku heikin kara ichido datte zuretenai 	Isn’t even one degree off from the national average.
当時　四人せん路へ突き落とした 	touji yonin senro e tsukiotoshita 	Then he pushed 4 people into the tracks.
つかい捨てビニルぶくろ 	tsukai sute biniru bukuro 	But making disposable vinyl bags
作るほうがわるいんだ 	tsukuru hou ga waruin da 	is much worse.
 	 	
霊長類ヒト科ホモサピエンス 	reichourui hitoka homosapiensu 	Primates: Hominids: Homo Sapiens
どこまでも 	doko made mo 	To the end of the earth
ダーリンおしえて　人生観 	daarin oshiete jinseikan 	Tell me, darling, about your way of life.
零時すぎればヒトでなし？ 	reiji sugireba hito de nashi? 	When it passes midnight, do you become a brute?
もっとサイケに開発して 	motto saike ni kaihatsu shite 	Develop more psychedelically.
エラも持ってないなんて 	era mo mottenai nante 	Using common sense, it's just unthinkable
ふつうに考えてありえない 	futsuu ni kangaete arienai 	that they don't have anything like gills.
 	 	
だ、そうだ。 	da, sou da. 	That’s what they said.
 	 	
太陽系地球人　ふつうの人々 	taiyoukei chikyuujin futsuu no hitobito 	The usual kinds of people in the solar system are earthlings.
どこまでも 	doko made mo 	To the end of the earth
ママおしえて　パパのこと 	mama oshiete papa no koto 	Tell me, Mama, about papa.
愛が子なら消えたら死ぬね 	ai ga ko nara kietara shinu ne 	If love is like a child, it'll die when it disappears, yes?
もっとライトに洗脳して 	motto raito ni sennou shite 	Brainwash me more lightly.
ふつうに考えてなんて 	futsuu ni kangaete nante 	By using common sense,
ふつうに考えてありえない 	futsuu ni kangaete arienai 	it's unthinkable to even use common sense.
 	 	
霊長類ヒト科ホモサピエンス 	reichourui hitoka homosapiensu 	Primates: Hominids: Homo Sapiens
どこまでも 	doko made mo 	To the end of the earth
ダーウィンおしえて　進化論 	daawin oshiete shinkaron 	Tell me, Darwin, your theory of evolution
サルでヒトならぼくはなに？ 	saru de hito nara boku wa nani? 	If humans come from apes, then what am I?
もっとサイコに啓発して 	motto saiko ni keihatsu shite 	Enlighten me more psychopathically.
テレパシーもないなんて 	terepashii mo nai nante 	I can’t tell aliens that
宇宙人に口がさけても言えない 	uchuujin ni kuchi ga sakete mo ienai 	we can’t even use telepathy,
地球人になんてとても言えない 	chikyuujin ni nante totemo ienai 	and I really can't say anything to earthlings.
あ　しまった 	a shimatta 	Ah, yikes.
 	 	
だ、そうだ。 	da, sou da. 	That’s what they said.
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