Deranged Disciples 5

Deranged Disciples 5 is an encounter in the Madness & Magma mission hub. It comes after Insane Armsmen, Mad Minions 3 if you have Boots of Magma Walking, or Deranged Disciples 4 if you don't have Boots of Magma Walking.
==Enemies==
*Deranged Dwarf Cleric (1365 Gold, 168 XP, 105 Energy, 9 HP Normal)
*Deranged Dwarf Warrior (1430 Gold, 176 XP, 110 Energy, 9 HP Normal)
==Transcript==
===Introduction===
“Our ancestors are rolling over in their graves!”
“Our ancestors were cremated!”
“Well, they’d be rolling over in their graves if they had them!”
Such are the voices which greet you as you approach the group of dwarves. None of them deigns to so much as glance in your direction, so for the moment you content yourself with ascertaining the situation.
One of the disputants, the one who appears to have strong views about her hypothetically revolving ancestors, is a female dwarf dressed in the customary garb of Stonebound dwarves. A coat of mail which looks to be two layers thick encircles her broad shoulders and ample bosoms. A double-headed axe with huge blades and gleaming edges completes the look, as it has likely completed the existence of numerous beings unfortunate enough to cross its wielder’s path.
Facing her are dwarves attired in the manner of the cult, clad in half-length grey and purple robes, with magenta gems bound to their brows.
“Tibur is a madman!” the mail-clad female declares.
“Yes! The madness! The madness!” the dwarf opposite cries.
“Stop doing that!”
“Never! Embrace madness, or I’ll bash the sanity out of your head with my hammer!”
“Try it, brain-addled tradition-scorner!”
The mail-clad dwarf raises her axe. The robed ones fan out to encircle her. At this point you decide that the show’s over. It’s time to intervene. So you stride forward, and give a loud cough.
“This is a matter of honor, human!” the mailed dwarf says. “I cannot accept aid from a stranger!”
“My name’s [Player’s Name]. Pleased to meet you.”
“I’m Darltha.”
“Splendid. Now that we’re no longer strangers…”
She smiles.
“Help yourselves,” she says.
===Conclusion===
Darltha grunts as she kicks over one of the robed corpses.
“This one was my cousin. My clan sent me to bring him back.”
“Trust me, love, these robed blokes aren’t exactly reasonable,” Hugh says. “You had as much chance of talking sense into him as you had of teaching a dog to play cricket.”
“I only understood half of what you said, but I believe you’re right. Thank you all for your help.”
She crouches down, wraps a muscular arm around her cousin’s body, hefts it onto her broad shoulder, and walks off.
Category:Madness & Magma