Grapefruit Launcher

== Overview ==
The Grapefruit launcherhttps://www.spreaker.com/user/unbelievable/unbelievable-podcast-open-lines-episode-_4 is a simple weapon designed by the Sharkmen to destroy the International Space Station (ISS) with the sole intention of preventing us from playing Angry Birds.
== Design ==
Either a pressurized tube that launches grapefruitThe grapefruit (Citrus × paradisi) is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet fruit. or grapefruit analogies from the open end. Or a tube the diameter of an average grapefruit fitted with a rubber sling or rubber glove finger (from a large surgical glove like the kind worn by Sasquatch.)
== Aim (pun intended) ==
To destroy the ISS with the sole intention of destroying the satellite network used for mankind to access and play the Angry Birds game.
== References ==
Category:Open_Lines
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