Deadpool vs Harley Quinn

Deadpool vs Harley Quinn is the twenty-third Alanomaly Rap Battles. It features Marvel's merc with a mouth, Deadpool, battling DC's clown princess, Harley Quinn.
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ALANOMALY RAP BATTLES
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===Deadpool===
Harley Qynden needs to Walch her back, it's what I'll be stabbin,
Then, like your lover in the thumbnail, I'll be fucking laughing!
Oh, was that a bit much? Well, let's see what our readers think,
Comment below with the winner, mouthy merc or foolish Harleen!
How fucked up a relationship, it got you a Single Issue reward,
Allow me, I'll split up a love triangle quicker with katana swords!
Best relieve stress again by going back to your journal of dicks,
Cause Red's immunity's got nothing on the poison I spit!
===Harley Quinn===
Completely unfuckable is right, not even my mallet would smash ya,
But I'd sure love to shoot ya in one a' ya blistahs, Mistah.
Gonna Killebrew up some poison to melt ya into some puddin'
The only banging ya doin now is when ya killin' some hoodlums!
Sure, I'll buy ya dinnah first, then make you go "Sploorp" 'gain!
Leave a bunch a' holes in your Spidey-suit, I ain't cos-playin'
When I say it'll be revealin like a Nigri nurse from Arkham,
And see through our Alanomaly colors that you'd be bleedin!
===Deadpool===
"Alanomaly colors?" That was the most basic of wall breaks!
And your mallet wouldn't crush me anyways, it only knows the stakes!
Say, what do you call it when you start getting sexual gestures
From a psychopathic, pale doc in the outfit of a jester?
Well, I wouldn't wanna Joke-her around just to test her,
But I'd fucking say she'd qualify as some kind of molester!
===Harley Quinn===
Ooh, calm down, puddin, ya don't wanna get a Deathstroke.
Take a swim, Mistah Pool, cuz ya gonna be a Dead bloke!
Don't toy too much with Harley, cuz my Ex Gon Giv it to Ya,
Resplendent rhymes like my rear, just ask tha Girl a' Powah!
Don't get me started, or ya gonna rev up J's Harley,
Cuz when I'm Bat-shit crazy, it can be quite startling!
===Deadpool===
"Mistah J," what a name! You should call me "Mistah D!"
Just not "Mistah E," cause my victory here is no mistery!
I didn't ask to be super, and I sure ain't no hero,
But against a clown? I fucking get real quick to hundred from zero!
===Harley Quinn===
Are ya happy to see me, or are you packin guns in that bulge?
A load of ya? That's somethin even I wouldn't indulge!
Bring all 98 New Mutants, at least 91 will become my pets,
Dunno how ya expected to face me when you got destroyed by Boba Fett!
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===Deadpool===
Harley Qynden needs to Walch her back, it's what I'll be stabbin,
(One of the voice actresses for Quinn was named Hynden Walch. Deadpool is combining the names "Quinn" and "Hyndon" and then making a pun on "watch your back" and Walch. One of Deadpool's most notable methods of killing is via stabbing. Deadpool is saying Quinn should watch her back because he'll be stabbing it.)
Then, like your lover in the thumbnail, I'll be eternally laughing!
(Deadpool, alongside Quinn, breaks the fourth wall quite often. In the thumbnail and video of the beat used for the battle, a picture of the Joker is used, who was/is Quinn's significant other. The Joker is known for his laughing, especially in the most inopportune moments for his adversaries. Deadpool says that once he's stabbed Quinn, he'll be laughing as much as the Joker does.)
Oh, was that a bit much? Well, let's see what our readers think,
(Deadpool sometimes has the tendency to have his jokes go too far. He questions if what he has just said is an example of such action. He then goes on to break the fourth wall again, confronting the audience, asking what they think.)
Comment below with the winner, mouthy merc or foolish Harleen!
(Continuing from the previous line, Deadpool says the audience should comment below who they think won, along with if he went too far. Deadpool is known as the merc with a mouth. Harley's first name is Harleen, and Deadpool calls her a fool in reference to her being a jester.)
How rotten a relationship, it got you a Single Issue reward,
(The relationship between the Joker and Quinn is a rather rotten one, so much so that even Quinn herself has admitted it before. Deadpool mentions how the origins of Harley Quinn, Mad Love won the Best Single Issue Comic of the Year awards. He makes a joke on how the horrible treatment of Quinn by the Joker leaves her with single issues once they break up, and how she would get an award for it.)
Allow me, I'll split up a love triangle quicker with katana swords!
(Technically speaking, there is a love triangle with the Joker and Quinn, including Poison Ivy, although no relationship between the Joker and Ivy exists in this way. Deadpool says he'll split it up faster than the characters of said triangle are going about splitting it up.)
Best relieve stress again by going back to your journal of dicks,
(During the mini-comic series, Harley Quinn & Power Girl, Quinn mentions being able to get rid of her frustrations in high school by drawing in a notebook. However, it is unknown what she actually drew, as an alarm was going off as she was talking, censoring what she had said, it only being known that whatever she was drawing came in different sizes. This can be taken into consideration as meaning penises, as Deadpool considers it here.)
Cause Red's immunity's got nothing on the poison I spit!
(Continuing from his last line, Deadpool says Quinn should take out her frustrations by drawing whatever she drew in high school because she won't be able to take what Deadpool says to her. Spitting poison is a metaphor for saying insults. Red is a nickname Harley has given to Ivy, due to her hair. Ivy gave Harley an immunity to poison, which allows them to have their relationship. Deadpool says that even that immunity is unable to protect her from the poison, or disses, he's spitting.)
===Harley Quinn===
===Deadpool===
===Harley Quinn===
===Deadpool===
===Harley Quinn===
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Who Won?
Deadpool
Harley Quinn
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===Continuity===
*This is the fifth battle to break the fourth wall in some way:
**Space Core broke the fourth wall in Johnny 5 vs Claptrap when he said he was the core of the battle and that there were still two rappers to come, which would make him the "core," or center, of the battle, as he would be between two sets of two rappers.
**Ultimate Echo Echo broke the fourth wall in Ben 10 vs The Doctor 2 when rapping against the Seventh Doctor, telling him that the poll had seven votes, and that he had six votes in the poll, while the seventh vote was to Ben and his aliens.
**Jessica Nigri broke the fourth wall in Kate Upton vs Marilyn Monroe when she referenced that Alanomaly, the creator of the series, adores her, as he has a celebrity crush on her. This also makes this the second battle to have Deadpool be the reasoning for breaking the fourth wall, as Jessica broke the fourth wall in reference to the fact she had cosplayed as Deadpool in the past. She also has cosplayed as Harley Quinn.
**sans and Flowey both broke the fourth wall in ATLAS & P-Body vs sans & PAPYRUS when referencing the two alternate versions of the battle
**Here, both Deadpool and Harley Quinn break the fourth wall several times, referencing Alanomaly, audience, and the fact Joker is in the thumbnail of the beat's video.
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