Character Creation (CBD)

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Balur the Hill Dwarf delivers his unbiased opinions on his cousins.
: Pah! The only decent dwarves are hill dwarves. That's because ain't nothing funny or odd about us. Not like others. You can depend on hill dwarves. We keep to ourselves. We don't cause any trouble and we don't steal from decent folk.
: Not like those sundered and gully types. Steal the clothes off your own back, they would, if you didn't constantly watch 'em. Dirty too. Never known one of 'em to wash, or change his clothes either. They must sell all the clothes they steal. Probably to deep dwarves and duergar.
: Nasty those duergar. Name means "lurkers in the dark." Shifty, dangerous bunch. Like to ambush you. Pepper you with crossbow bolts and stab you in the back. They give us all a bad name. Bunch of murdering goblin lovers.
: Deep dwarves 're all recluses. Greedy they are, only live that deep 'cause they've tunneled out all the gold above. That was our gold too! They stole it, but we can't prove it. Say they were there first. Liars.
: Now, mountain dwarves. They're not a bad lot. A bit uppity, but that's because they live in the mountains. We leave 'em alone. No point going all that way just to find you're not wanted. Most of 'em live behind locked doors.
: So there you have it! If you want to deal with dwarves, deal with us. We not only live closer to you, we don't harbor any grudges against other folk, except pansy elves, goblins, pigfaced orcs, and filthy hobgoblins. No fairer folk considering what we had to put up with!
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