Hard-Boiled Gun (Dash and Smash)/Script

Eggman: "Scratch, I've had enough of that purple hedgehog rascal. I've created the Hard-Boiled Gun so that you can shoot her and rid her off her lightning powers and super speed."
Scratch: "OK, boss!" he gets the gun and tries searching for Flash Rose "Be very quiet. I'm hunting that purple hedgehog."
Skye: "No. I know where she is. Follow me, Scratch."
Scratch followed Skye to Flash's unit
Flash: "Hello!"
Scratch: "It's that hedgehog!"
Flash: "Dude, it's fox season. What are you doing?"
Scratch: "Hunting you, of course?"
Skye: "It's hedgehog season!"
Flash: "Fox season."
Skye: "Hedgehog season."
Flash: "Fox season."
Skye: "Hedgehog season."
Flash: "Fox season."
Skye: "Hedgehog season."
Flash: "Hedgehog season."
Skye: "Fox season."
Flash: "Hedgehog season."
Skye: "It's fox season, Flash! And that's final!"
Scratch: he shot Skye
Skye: his face was messed up "I hate you. Also, why are you hunting me? Aren't hedgehogs more detrimental to Eggman's plans?"
Flash: "But isn't the fox family so smart, quick-thinking, and agile that they can defeat you?"
Skye: "That's right! I am smart, quick-thinking, and agile."
Scratch: he shoots Skye again
Skye: all of his fur was removed, but with his tonic, he recovers them
Flash: "Well, agile is a word I should remove on my list of words to describe you. Besides, if you're looking for agile, that's me!"
Skye: "That's why she's more of a danger to your boss, Scratch."
Flash: "But doesn't that mean that no matter how hard you try, you can't shoot me?"
Scratch: he sighed and fired at Skye
Skye: he now had holes all over his body "Remember, Scratch, you shouldn't give up. No matter how difficult we are to fight, if you keep trying, you can defeat us both! And besides, it's hedgehog hunting season. Now's your chance."
Flash: "Quickly! Don't miss your chance!" she put Skye in front of her "What would you do if he was a hedgehog?"
Skye: "Yeah, what would you do?"
Scratch: "I know!" he aimed at Skye
Skye: "Not again..."
Scratch: the gun fired at him
Skye: his teeth all fell off
Flash: "Now do it to me. I may be fast, but I'm giving you the chance to shoot me now or wait 'til you get home."
Skye: "SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!"
Flash: "Well, he doesn't have to shoot you now, Skye!"
Skye: "He does so have to shoot me now, or else I'm serving robot chicken nuggets to all Badniks around the Eggman Empire!"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye
Skye: his face was turned upside down "Haha. Very funny, Flash. Wait 'til I get my revenge."
The Next Day...
Eggman: "Scratch, you're a robot designed to destroy that hedgehog and that fox! Get BOTH of them!"
Scratch: "OK, boss!" he ran to Tails' Towers to the Roses' and the Prowers' floor
Flash: "Hi, Scratch! I am Flash Rose the Hedgehog. I am the greatest of all time in pranking. The GOAT in pranking."
Skye: he shows Scratch a sign that says "Goat Season"
Scratch: he shot Flash
Flash: all of her quills were removed "Dirty dog."
Skye: "Dirty skunk."
Flash: she gasps "DIRTY SKUNK?"
Skye: he holds a sign that says "Skunk Season"
Scratch: he shoots Flash and messes up her dress
Skye: he flies away
Flash: "Scratch! You're an air force robot, right?"
Scratch: "Yes!"
Flash: she ran away, but screeches to a halt, seeing what Skye is doing
Skye: he flies to Scratch "You're an army robot. Taking out everyone on land."
Flash: "No, he's an air force!"
Skye: "He's an army."
Flash: "Air force!"
Skye: "Army!"
Flash: "Air force!"
Skye: "Army!"
Flash: "Air force!"
Skye: "Army!"
Flash: "Army!"
Skye: "Air force!"
Flash: "Army!"
Skye: "Fire!"
Scratch: he shoots Flash
Flash: her face was now upside down
Skye: "Guess who's topsy-turvy now."
Flash: "Wait a second..."
Skye: "Haha! Guess who's S-Prank now!"
Flash: "Do you want me to go super on you?"
Skye: "Not if I go super first."
Flash: "Wanna bet?"
Scratch: he was about to shoot Skye "You're next."
Skye: "But I'm not a roboticizing fox. I'm a casserole fox."
Scratch: "Casserole fox?"
Skye: "Do you even have a license to shoot casserole foxes?"
Flash: she gets a paper and puts it in a printer, then types on the computer using Macrosoft Term "Uh, Skye? How do you spell casserole?"
Skye: "C-A-S-S-E-R-O-L-E, then H-E-D-G-E-H-O-G."
Flash: "Got it." she was done writing the license then prints it, then gives it to Scratch
Scratch: he reads the license
Flash: "Hurry up."
Scratch: after he's done reading the license, he shoots at Flash
Flash: she gasps "Haha. Very funny, Skye. That's stretching it, now that I think about it. Don't you agree everyone in the audience knew what the punchline would be."
Kid Watching The Show: "I didn't!"
Flash: "Who asked?"
Kid Watching The Show: "You did!"
Flash: "Just go away, or else I will electrocute you."
Kid Watching The Show: he goes back to his seat, running away from the screen
Flash: she eats a pizza messily
Skye: "You pig."
Flash: "I'M A PIG?"
Skye: he holds a sign that says "Pig Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Flash
Flash: some of her quills fell off "You snake."
Skye: "I'm a snake?"
Flash: she holds a sign that says "Snake Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye's eye
Skye: he screamed as he felt the pain in his eye
Flash: "Bullseye!"
Skye: "Bullseye?"
Flash: she holds a sign that says "Bull Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye again
Skye: his face is turned upside down, so he fixes it again
Flash: "Can't keep up, snail?"
Skye: "Are you calling me a snail?"
Flash: she holds a sign that says "Snail Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye again
Skye: all of his fur comes off "You donkey." he grows back his fur again with his tonic
Flash: gasp "Why you..."
Skye: he holds a sign that says "Donkey Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Flash
Flash: her dress was dirty
Skye: "You know, this joke is getting old. Old and weak like a worm. Like you."
Flash: "What did you just call me?"
Skye: he holds a sign that says "Worm Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Flash
Flash: she now had as many holes as Swiss cheese
Skye: "Now you have as many holes as Swiss cheese! And guess what?" he holds a sign that says "Swiss Cheese Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Flash again
Flash: she uses a paintbrush and removes all the empty holes in her body "You're stretching it like bubblegum."
Skye: "Bubblegum?"
Flash: she holds a sign that says "Bubblegum Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye
Skye: his legs now look crumpled
Flash: "You're such a wimp. I am not paper, and wouldn't crumple like that." she holds a sign that says "Paper Season"
Scratch: he shoots at Skye
Skye: his limbs are now crumpled too "You're as sharp as a tungsten needle, you know that?"
Flash: "Thanks, Skye!"
Skye: he holds a sign that says "Tungsten Needle Season"
Flash: "Not again."
Scratch: he shot at Flash
Flash: her head spins
Skye: "Now you're a top!" he holds a sign that says "Top Season"
Scratch: he shot at Flash, hitting her on a quill
Flash: "I don't know if I can take this any longer, new S-Prank..." she was about to faint
Skye: "Thank you, Flash."
Flash: she holds a sign that says S-Prank Season before fainting
Scratch: he shot Skye
Skye: all of his fur comes off
Flash: she doesn't faint, and gets "Flower Fertilizer Tonic" from the unit and uses it on Skye
Skye: "Thanks, Flash."
All that grew out of Skye were flowers instead of fur
Skye: "Who am I? Cosmo's daughter?"
The flowers then grew into apples
Flash: she strikes lightning on one of the apples and makes a fire on the stem
Skye: "That's not how you cook apple recipes!"
Flash: "Oh, right!" she tries to find a cookbook in her unit
Scratch runs away
The fire reaches the apple itself, and it, along with the other apples, explodes on Skye
Skye: he fainted
Flash: "Step 1, put in the oven. Step 2, wait for 3 seconds. Step 3, put in any recipe, and follow all the steps in making that recipe. Done."
Scratch: "Give me that!" he gets the cookbook and brings Skye with him to the kitchen, putting him in the oven
Skye: he goes ballistic as he's being burnt for 3 seconds
Scratch: "Done!"
Skye: he ran to Flash and put a sign that said "Hedgehog Season" "Hedgehog season!"
Flash: she put a sign that said "Fox Season" "Fox season!"
Skye: "Hedgehog season!"
Flash: "Fox season!"
Skye: "Hedgehog season!"
Flash: "Fox season!"
The sign then showed "Robot Chicken Season", and the two smirked at Scratch
Scratch: "Oops."
Flash: she kicks Scratch and gets the gun
Skye: he gets his gun from his lab "Plot hole? I think not. I only wanted to prank her."
The two ran to Scratch, shooting a barrage of bullets at him
The End!
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