Green Eggs and Damn Fools

Green Eggs and Damn Fools is the twenty-third episode of Wait Wut and the ninth episode of season two.
== Transcript ==
Heinz: I am Heinz. Heinz I am.
Jonas: That Heinz-I-am! That Heinz-I-am! I do not like that Heinz-I-am!
Heinz: Do you like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach?
Jonas: I do not like it, you ducking bish. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach.
Heinz: Will you read it here or there?
Jonas: I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach. I do not like it, you ducking bish.
Heinz: Would you read it in a house? Would you read it with a mouse?
Jonas: I would not read it in a house. I would not read it with a mouse. I would not read it here or there. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach. I do not like it, you ducking bish.
Heinz: Would you read it in a box? Would you read it with a fox?
Jonas: Not in a box, not with a fox, not in a house, not with a mouse! I would not read it here or there. I would not read it anywhere. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach. I do not like it, you ducking bish.
Heinz: Would you? Could you? In some shit? Read it! Read it! Here is it! You may like it, you will see! You may like it in a tree! 
Jonas: I would not, could not in a tree! Not in some shit! Don't wanna touch it! I will not read it in a box, I will not read it with a fox, I will not read it in a house, I will not read it with a mouse. I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach. I do not like it, you ducking bish.
Heinz: A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you on a train?
Jonas: Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in some shit! Heinz! Let me be! I would not, could not in a box. I would not, could not with a fox. I will not read it in a house. I will not read it with a mouse. I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach! I do not like it, you ducking bish! 
Heinz: Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?
Jonas: I would not, could not, in the dark!
Heinz: Would you, could you in the rain?
Jonas: I would not, could not in the rain. Not in the dark, not on a train! Not in some shit, not on a tree! I do not like it, Heinz, you see. Not in a house, not in a box. Not with a mouse, not with a fox. I will.bot read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere!
Heinz: You do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach?
Jonas: I do not like it, you ducking bish.
Heinz: Could you, would you with a goat?
Jonas: I could not, would not with a goat! 
Heinz: Could you, would on a boat?
Jonas: I could not, would not on a boat. I will not, will.bot with a goat! I will not read it in the rain! Not in the dark! Not on a tree! Not in some shit! You let be! I do not like it in a box! I do not like it with a fox! I will not read it in a house! I will not read it with a mouse! I will not read it here or there. I will not read it anywhere. I do not like Hoopla's Fantastic Beach! I do not like it, you ducking bish!
Heinz: You do not like it, so you say. Read it! Read it! Read it and then you may, I say.
Jonas: Heinz! If you let me be, I will read it. You will see.
(Jonas reads it.)
Jonas: This is shit!
Heinz: wait wut
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