Rayman + Despicable Me: Cake Cessation (Chapter 2)

Chapter 2 is the second chapter of Rayman + Despicable Me: Cake Cessation written by MarioFan65.
This chapter is called "A World Full of Cake".
==Plot==
(Meanwhile, Rayman and Gru's gang explore through the Dream Forest as they walk through valleys, rivers and lake throughout their walk with the lums flying around and the Electoons jumping back and forth on the rocks)
*Rayman: It's the best day ever for a walk, am I right Gru?
*Gru: Oh, Rayman. Come on. I just met you already ever since the meet-up.
*Rayman: You met me the first time a while ago, or a few months ago. You know I'm saying?
*Gru: Yes! You already know the answer. A year later!
*Globox: I wonder if we are ever going to ride on those waterfalls or jump on the bouncy mushrooms?
*Gru: Not in my book. I'll rather get bit by a frog with sharp teeth.
*Lucy: Gru, let's be more fragile. Let's go try to do something fun around the valley.
*Gru: Very simple. There's no one in the valley.
*Lucky: *look around at the Electoons waving*
*Barbara: Then why are we the only ones walking in the empty valley?
*Grand Minimus: Like no one ever cross the road.
*Polokus: Once people step in, the more the people come.
*Gru: Does that work in evolution when the people step on the ground and grow life in concept?
*Polokus: Life work in simple ways. Lots of lifeforms grow and create more life in various parts of the world.
*Margo: We learn a lot in science class when we attend school.
*Edith: I thought one of us is in preschool.
*Agnes: I love preschool! I even made a car made out of macaroni in year one.
*Gru: Ah. I see what you did there Agnes. I made a rocket made out of macaroni when I was a young boy.
*Rayman: Really? I made a house made out of pretzels during my free time.
*Gru: You made a house made out of pretzels on your free time? You could have ate the whole pretzel house in two seconds.
*Rayman: Then why can't we go somewhere sweet and tasty while we're at it on the run?
*Gru: You're right. A place full of sweets would consider a good run for.
*Dr. Nefario: Someone is going to make a big appetite today at the fun sweet fair.
*Murfy: There better be some cupcakes on the cakes.
*Margo: And the reason why you're holding that cake of yours during the whole trip?
*Gru: *look at the cake he's holding* Oh! My! What am I doing with the cake I'm holding?
*Globox: We really should have eat the cake right now cause, the way the cake ages, it's going to go really bad like bread and bagels.
*Gru: When the mold comes, it goes green and eating mold give it a bad harmful bacteria and make you sick for days.
*Globox: The first time I drank plum juice, my skin turn blue for no reason.
*Gru: Well that's your problem.
*Polokus: Instead of giving out criticism to your character, how about we hang out somewhere around the Glade of Dreams.
*Gru: You said that like many times like everyone else. Yes! Let's go somewhere sweet.
*Rayman: Sweet as delicious? Okay. I know where were going.
*Gru: Thank you! I was about to get nervous. Do you know what place in the Glade of Dreams we can go to?
*Polokus: Let me think. *think* I know. Candy Château.
*Gru: Candy Château? Like Candy Land?
*Murfy: It is a candy land after all.
*Lucky: Bah!
*Gru: Sweet. Let's all go there and have fun.
*Polokus: As planned. *open a portal up to Candy Château and his gang jump to a portal to Candy Château*
(Rayman, Gru, Polokus and the whole gang arrive at Candy Château as they walk through walls of cake, candy drops on the ground of a jawbreaker, bridges of honey gram crackers and lots of lollipops sticking on the ground as trees)
*Margo: Oh wow.
*Edith: Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
*Agnes: Sweet! All we have is sweets!
*Lucky: *lick some lollipops on the cake ground*
*Rayman: In a place full of sweets, I love it!
*Gru: Oh great. It's the sweet mode of sweetness with cakes.
*Globox: Really beat the charts.
*Dr. Nefario: A hundred percent of all candies and other desserts in one place.
*Lucy: Gotta hold up these errands for a while.
*Gru: If we were going to do some errands, we would have been working on baking some bread and cake!
*Rayman: I'm not typically into errands. So I don't know what you're talking about.
*Gru: *facepalm* Ugh. You know we're not even at work right now.
*Grand Minimus: The frosting on the cake is the best part of dessert.
*Margo: It's like the whole place brought us all the candies and cakes.
*Edith: With gummy works on top.
*Agnes: And candy apples.
*Minions: Banana!
*Gru: Whoa, easy there. You won't go too crazy on the sweet stuff, are you?
*Margo: We promise Gru. We won't be on a sugar rush after all.
*Gru: Last night, you girls were drinking a bunch of ice cream smoothies and all went on a sugar rush.
*Margo: A la sugar mode.
*Globox: Whenever I drink too much plum juice, I go dizzy on the diet.
*Dr. Nefario: You better watch your weight, or else you'll explode.
*Rayman: *hold a cinnamon bun* Hello there swirl roll. Today, you are going to make me sweet as a sugar roll.
*Gru: Uh, Rayman. Where did you get the cinnamon roll from?
*Rayman: From the ground, silly. You think it's pick-your-path Monday where you find a path to take a walk in?
*Gru: I'm not taking it seriously Rayman. Just put it back where you came from and let's go.
*Rayman: It's a type of cake. And cinnamon and frosting make the sweet stuff. I'm going to put it in my mouth right now where it crunches. *eat the cinnamon bun*
*Gru: Did you just eat the cinnamon bun?
*Rayman: Yes. It's a type of cake. Everyone have a bite. *give everyone a cinnamon bun*
*Globox: Nice.
*Dr. Nefario: Isn't it a type of twist roll?
*Rayman: A cinnamon roll with icing on top.
*Agnes: Mine is all over.
*Lucky: *munch up some cinnamon rolls*
*Rayman: It's suppose to look like that.
*Gru: So? The chefs love how they make this delicious meal.
*Rayman: Let's eat it all together, eh?
*Gru: Okay. I can barely trust you on that. *eat the cinnamon buns together* Mmm.
*Globox: It taste like a actual cinnamon roll.
*Grand Minimus: It's still a bun to me.
*Lucy: It's like a dessert is being swirl with cinnamon on the inside.
*Gru: I hate being wrong, but I love being right! These chefs have bring out the sugar on this recipe.
*Rayman: Like the taste of your own medicine. *laugh*
*Gru: I'm not laughing. I'm just making sure I act serious on this one.
*Globox: I haven't try these for a while.
*Barbara: I would love to try a cinnamon muffin flavor. I bet they taste as great as a blueberry muffin flavor.
*Polokus: *laugh as he see a portal open up in the sky* Uh oh. Stranger danger.
*Dolf: *show up hanging on Mr. Dark with Magician out of the portal* Ha ha ha ha ha! Well, well, well. If it Agent Gru, Rayman and those Glade of Dreams' Defenders, I have returned from my prison break!
*Gru: Dolf?! What are you doing in the Glade of Dreams? Why are you teaming up with Mr. Dark and the Magician?
*Dolf: It been a long story. My dark lords, explain to them.
*Mr. Dark: We were planning another attack in your worlds, then Magician opened a portal to go into Polokus' tent and brought a clown over.
*Magician: I explained everything to Dolf about your guilty actions. You know what you did to Dolf, do you Gru?
*Gru: Excuse me? I arrest the guy for trying to blow up Matt's FunHouse Pizzeria with the Anti-Villain League and plus, you three should have been in real prison right now if I were one of the Globox gods at Olympus Maximus.
*Dolf: There are no gods standing at you right now or the angels shooting arrows on hearts. You have us now! *evil laugh*
*Rayman: This is going to be another long battle through ruining our day.
*Lucy: This look like another A.V.L.-level threat on the mission.
*Margo: They were following us the whole time!
*Mel: Boo!
*Lucky: *growls*
*Globox: I got a bad feeling about this one and no, It's not my stomach.
*Polokus: I'm sending you back where you came from, you troublemakers.
*Magician: Sorry Polokus. Your sense of a pinky swear isn't going to help with that wood staff of yours!
*Mr. Dark: This ends right now on the seal of your fates. *land down with Magician and Dolf*
*Dolf: Time to put up some entertainment on Candy Land.
*Murfy: Uh Gru, why are you still holding the cake during the go?
*Gru: Oh, I don't need it. I'll use it for a quick early battle! *throw the whole cake at Dolf*
*Dolf: *scream* THERE IS ICING ALL OVER MY EYES!
*Magician: Who threw the cake at the clown?
*Mr. Dark: You're in big trouble now. *hold two knives to charge at the heroes*
*Polokus: My group, let's go.
*Gru: You're under arrest!
*Magician: Charge! *he and his group fight the heroes*
*Gru: Minions! I want you to keep the kids to safety!
*Margo: Gru!
*Mel: *he and the Minions take the girls to safety* (Girls, let's go find a place to hide from those bad people.)
*Lucky: *follow the girls and the Minions as he eat a gummy bear on his way*
*Magician: *realize the Minions and the girls leaving* Oh no you don't. No one is allow to leave the fight and no one will act like a sore loser in battle! *use magic to summon the minotaurs as the minotaurs break all the jawbreakers and cookies in the fight*
*Globox: Uh oh, minotaurs! We're going to get thrown off the ring!
*Barbara: I'll take care of these bullheads. *use her axe to fight the minotaurs*
*Polokus: Kung-fu fighting style. *chop a minotaur as well kicking them, knocking them, punching them and headbumping them* Ka-chow! *use his staff to hit a minotaur*
*Grand Minimus: *use his fighting skills to knock out the minotaurs*
*Dolf: *fight Gru* What are you waiting for Gru? Can't walk off a "no crossing" sign?
*Gru: No. Today is not my day! *punch Dolf*
*Dolf: *dizzy* Ooh wee wee. I think I'm freaking out on the other side.
*Rayman: *dodge Magician's magic attacks* You missed me and missed one. Did you forget about me?
*Magician: I'm not here to play. I'm here to kill you! *shoot at Rayman*
*Rayman: *get shot* Whoa! You got me!
*Mr. Dark: *fight Globox with the knives* Come over where I make you Globox Stew for dinner.
*Globox: You can't mess with me! *slam Mr. Dark*
*Mr. Dark: Puny little amphibian.
*Mel: *protect the girls and his friends from the Minotaurs surrounding them* (Stand together.)
*Edith: Where is Rayman and Gru where you need them?
*Kevin: (Oh no.)
*Agnes: We're trapped.
*Margo: Don't worry Agnes. We're gonna be okay.
*Stuart: *see the minotaurs acting savage* (It's like the minotaurs are savage for our tummies.)
*Bob: (I predict the scream of fear.) *make the minotaurs laugh*
*Margo: Monsters.
*Agnes: *scream in fear as the chocolate mountains break with the minotaurs running out of the way*
*Kevin: (Avalanche!)
*Lucky: Bah!
*Barbara: *throw a axe at Magician* That's for shooting my best friends*
*Magician: *trapped on a axe* No! Help me! I'm stuck on a axe!
*Rayman: *get up* Thank you Barbara. I couldn't help it without you.
*Barbara: I'm still on your side you know.
*Rayman: I never felt so amazed ever since I woke up from a long century sleep.
*Gru: *roll and trip Dolf* Gotcha!
*Dolf: Whoa! *slip on a taffy floor* Son of a taffy.
*Gru: Game over Dolf. Now I got you arrested.
*Dolf: Oh no you don't. *spin kick at Gru*
*Gru: Whoa! *trip on chocolate mud* Oh, no, chocolate mud. It's like fighting in elementary school all over again.
*Mr. Dark: *shoot dark magic everywhere* Come on! What are you waiting for?
*Polokus: *charge at the minotaurs* Shazam! *wind attack at the minotaurs and block the chocolate from crushing his friends due to the collapsing of the chocolate mountains*
*Rayman: Freestyle! *slap Mr. Dark*
*Mr. Dark: Oh! Stupid mosquito! *slap himself*
*Rayman: I'm no mosquito. *kick Mr. Dark*
*Mr. Dark: My clothes!
*Globox: *drink plum juice from a barrel and spit out many plum juice to knock out all the minotaurs* That was a good drink by the way. *burp* Excuse me. I asked for a plum soda.
*Magician: *try to get off from the axe* I can't get out. Somebody help me get out of this thing!
*Barbara: Let me help you. *grab her axe to free Magician* There you go. Better now?
*Magician: All better. *get slammed by Barbara*
*Barbara: Nah. Just kidding. *laugh*
*Magician: I hate barbarians. And warriors.
*Dolf: *throw cherry bombs all over the place* Cherry bombs! Get your cherry bombs here!
*Globox: He's destroying the whole candy place!
*Mr. Dark: *point at Lucy* Mr. Dark, over here!
*Dolf: The woman. *throw a cherry bomb at Lucy as Lucy kick the cherry bomb into the soda pool*
*Mr. Dark: Drat. Dolf. *point at Rayman* To the nemesis.
*Dolf: Kaboom! *throw a cherry bomb at Rayman as Rayman kick the cherry bomb into Mr. Dark's lair*
*Mr. Dark: *see the cherry bombs explode all over the place* No! My lair! Even my lair got destroyed! Those fools!
*Dolf: Oh drat. I'm getting accused. *get chopped by Gru*
*Gru: *grab Dolf* I got the clown.
*Lucy: Good. Let's handcuff him and throw him back into his prison cell.
*Dolf: Heh heh heh. Not in a minute. *swing at Gru and knock both Gru and Lucy* Not in a clown's world! *run off*
*Rayman: The clown is on the loose!
*Polokus: I should have known to banished him into the Land of the Livid Dead.
*Mr. Dark: The Land of the Livid Dead isn't going to help to free all the monsters over to invade the whole universe.
*Dolf: That limbless creature is grinding my gears and remind me of a character that came out of a Dr. Seuss book. Oh. *grab a cherry bomb* Ah ha.
*Mr. Dark: What are you doing with the cherry bomb?
*Dolf: I have one more cherry bomb hanging on my hand. And I'm gonna throw it to the cracker cliff. *throw the last cherry bomb to the cracker cliff, destroying it as a huge avalanche of candies fall all over the whole Candy Château*
*Rayman: No! You're going to flood all of Candy Château! You sick monster!
*Dolf: I have yet to beat all of you. And capture your little girls!
*Margo: You're a mean one, Dolf. *close her eyes to taunt her tongue at Dolf*
*Mel: (No banana for you, clown.)
*Mr. Dark: *evil laugh* You haven't seen the last of us. We'll be back with more recruits. Adios, amigos! *hold Magician and Dolf* Best friends hug, eh?
*Lucky: Bah! *growls*
*Polokus: *run to the bad guys with his staff* I'm going to spank you with my staff for your punishment.
*Mr. Dark: So long, old Globox Polokus. *warp with his group out*
*Polokus: *trip over a candy drop* Drains. They escaped.
*Edith: Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
*Polokus: It's bad! You know the bad guys escape! Like always!
*Grand Minimus: The hands of our enemies and a new villain is upon the end of the worlds. And now, we're gonna get crushed by a swarm of candies flooding all over the Candy Château.
*Rayman: We need help! How are we going to get out of the avalanche?
*Dr. Nefario: There's no way out.
*Gru: Our smartphones can't help. They don't show the map of the world when we're out of our own world. In other words. *drop a tear* We're doomed.
*Lucy: Dead meat.
*Lucky: *spit out candy out of his mouth*
*Globox: Oh goop.
*Polokus: We can't stay here to get washed up. *think* Think, thinking brain. Ah! *blow a bubble and roll it up* That should do the trick to call out the Nymphs.
(At the Pink Plant Woods in the Nymphs' tent, the Nymphs lead by Betilla are having a tea party with Ly involved as the fairies serve them tea by saulting their cups with bread rolls on their side)
*Betilla: Thanks for the cheers. We are hoping for a better future and a new world in the hands of Polokus' creation.
*Holly: We'll be making music like a musical!
*Edith Up: *sing in a opera voice*
*Ly: Eat it up, Edith.
*Edith Up: *eat a bread roll* Crunchy.
*Annetta Fish: Best tea in centuries. No fairy can make a tea better than a nymph.
*Betilla: Ever since the start of the universe, every fairy have learned how to make tea to set up parties, mainly for fairy creatures like us.
*Helena: Tea parties are like a lady's favorite party to do.
*Betilla: When you're a kid, you used to throw tea parties by bringing your favorite teddy bear, goat plush and cat plush on the little chairs and set it all up for yourself.
*Voodoo Mamma: What about a toy rat?
*Helena: They all be sending through mouse traps.
*Ly: At your service. Food service is still available for the day during tea service.
*Holly: Cha-ching. Let's light things up.
*Ly: *use her magic to light up the light bulbs in the tent* Better.
*Betilla: *use her spoon to stir up her tea* Who else can use light to feel the heat?
*Voodoo Mamma: Is it getting hot in here?
*Betilla: On a sunny day? Come on Big Mama. You know the drill. The weather isn't going to effect your hair.
*Voodoo Mamma: I don't have wings.
*Betilla: Oh my gosh. You're incognito Voodoo Mamma. Go crazy.
*Ly: Not even our wings can hot up the sun. *her wings flap to make a bubble*
*Betilla: It does go low on the temperature if the weather gets too cold on a frosty day. *see the bubble shaking* Is it me or the bubble is shaking like a caterpillar's cocoon?
*Ly: It's calling for help.
*Polokus: *show up on a bubble in likeness of a hologram* Betilla! I need your help! We're in the middle of Candy Château and fought against these terrible people today. Also, there's a avalance headed toward our spot!
*Betilla: What? I smell some stranger danger in here.
*Edith Up: They need some help. Do something Betilla.
*Ly: Is Rayman there? Don't let my baby fall into some booby traps of sharp licorice rice.
*Betilla: I'll pick them up and bring them over to the tent right now. *open a portal up*
*Voodoo Mamma: Girlfriend, what are you doing?
*Betilla: There's no place to drop them somewhere. That's the only place I got to drop them here.
*Helena: On our tea party table?!
(Back at Candy Château, Rayman and Gru's gang are standing together as the big avalanche of candy is about to crash them over where they're standing)
*Gru: It's like sliding in snow all over again with a big snow avalanche.
*Rayman: This is the worst adventure yet.
*Globox: We'll all die!
*Murfy: No worries. We'll find a way out of this place.
*Polokus: She's calling us now. I can feel it down under.
*Lucy: *see the portal open up where she's standing with everyone else* You call it down under!
*Margo: We're gonna fall! *scream and fall into the portal with everyone else*
(As Candy Château crashes down, Rayman and Gru's gang arrive at Pink Plant Woods by crashing into the tea party table at the nymphs' tent where candies fall all over the place including cakes and other sweets like lollipops)
*Mel: *get slammed by a banana and taste it* Banana.
*Rayman: What did we miss?
*Ly: Rayman!
*Betilla: Thank god, they're here!
*Helena: What the? That was our only table for the tea party! And they ruined it by crashing through!
*Betilla: I brought them over because, that's the only place I can bring them without falling through sharps and lava.
*Lucky: *eat a bunch of gummy bears*
*Dr. Nefario: Zoo-wee mama. I feel like a thirty year old man again like Hugh Hefner.
*Lucy: Really Nefario?
*Dr. Nefario: What? I find it groovy.
*Edith Up: Are you going to apologize for the mess on our tea party?
*Gru: What? We didn't do anything. We just crashed here, by accident.
*Rayman: Hey nymphs. I didn't know you're all having a tea party. And we ruined it!
*Minions: *eat all the candy* (Yum yum.)
*Voodoo Mamma: You be apologizing for a new table!
*Holly: You're blocking our table.
*Annetta Fish: What is wrong with you?!
*Murfy: Okay, settle down ladies. It's not like that customer at a grocery store who get angry over heavy bags.
*Holly: *hold Murfy* We're not playing funny Murfy. You ruined our best moment ever.
*Ly: Can we all chill for a bit like last Friday night?
*Polokus: We're very sorry for crashing into your little tea party. Please apologize for the convenience of a accident.
*Betilla: What were you doing in Candy Château earlier. Answer us.
*Rayman: Okay, okay. We can explain. We were hanging out with Agent Gru and his friends and family today. Went to Candy Château to eat some sweet stuff, then we saw the return of Mr. Dark and the Magician.
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Betilla: Mr. Dark and the Magician. That can't be good.
*Gru: Also, earlier at work. I faced a supervillain that act like a clown and try to blow up some kids' entertainment place. The Anti-Villain League arrest the clown a night ago, went to prison and somehow got summoned for a escape by two of the Glade of Dreams' biggest villains. They were working together like they're gonna throw a cherry bomb at us.
*Ly: So your biggest supervillain have escaped from prison and now in our world to set a plot to end the universe. You know what your biggest mistake here.
*Gru: Don't blame on me. Blame it on the clown. I got fired once from the league when the evil Balthazar Bratt escaped after trying to steal the pink diamond from the ship.
*Lucy: Isn't the diamond like purple?
*Gru: Pink. Like Pink Plant Woods.
*Betilla: That's where we are right now. First of all, you all smell like cake in here and you all need a shower.
*Globox: How about a bath with bubbles?
*Betilla: Whatever. But first, you gotta clean up the mess first.
*Grand Minimus: Do the magic trick.
*Polokus: *use his magic with supersonic speed by cleaning the mess and turning the tent into a art museum with everyone on the same spot* Much better.
*Holly: You turn our tent into a little art museum?
*Agnes: Like if you saw a littlest dollar store on I-95.
*Ly: That's it. We're outta here. You're going to need a bigger shower, now.
*Rayman: My hair look sloppy with cake fluff. Gonna need a hairdo.
*Gru: How could this day get any worse, but getting eaten by a carrot shark? *facepalm with a cake*
(Back at the Rabbids' lair, Mr. Dark, Dolf and the Magician return by warping out of Candy Château earlier as they meet up with Professor Barranco III and his army of Rabbids)
*Mr. Dark: We're back Professor Barranco III.
*Magician: What a battle in sight. I can't believe Candy Château collapsed like a mountain falling from the high above ground.
*Dolf: I destroyed it all.
*Barranco: *evil laugh* You finally defeated Rayman and Gru for good.
*Dolf: We escaped before they escaped. Additionally, they escaped on their own.
*Barranco: WHAT?! I only give you one job. How could you do this to us?!
*Rabbids: Bwah?!
*Mr. Rabbid: What the devil are you?
*Dolf: I can put the blame game on everybody right now you cuties. I'm not the type of clown you wanted. I'm like mommy's little monster who scare off the trick-or-treaters at Halloween 1995.
*Barranco: You call that a blame game?! *point at Dolf* You don't call back a deal on your boss at a job!
*Mr. Dark: That Polokus will pay for everything he done.
*Magician: We have another chance!
*Barranco: Ales Mansay, you know you broke like fifty promises in a year when we first teamed up to stop Rayman. You keep failing every time the ray hero try to beat and slam us like chickens. I can't take it anymore. This should have been our universe, right now on day one!
*Magician: We can go over this again if we want. My allies will never fail before Rayman and Gru does.
*Dolf: That's so despicable of them. They don't know what they're doing in the first place.
*Mr. Dark: *hit Dolf* For a heads up, we can bring the Rabbids over to attack Rayman and his friends, including the groovy Gru guy, eh? You know I'm saying?
*Dolf: Precisly and sharp. I know we're talking business, right?
*Mr. Dark: Correct. *punch Dolf*
*Dolf: Ooh, my back. Oh, my back. We got new deals.
*Rabbids: *shocked* Bwah?!
*Mr. Rabbid: Now what does the clown wants from us?
*Barranco: Where do you want to take us?
*Dolf: I'll show you when we get into the computer room. Follow me.
*Barranco: You don't know this place and I should be the one leading the way since I built this fortress on my ancestors' hands. Come on. Don't lay down like a kitten. *lead the group as his group follow him*
*Magician: Get up lazy head.
*Mr. Dark: Nap time is over, clown! *use his stick to pinch at Dolf's wig*
*Dolf: Okay, okay. *get up* I'm not clowning around like a kindergartener. I'll catch up right away. *catch up with the group*
*Magician: Don't be late.
*Dolf: I will!
*Sergueï: Time will tell when you guys go back on fighting the agent and limbless being.
*Barranco: Oh, you know we will be up for another battle, or two. *laugh*
(At the Woods of Light, Rayman and Gru's gang show up to take a shower through the waterfall by cleaning off the candy and cake off their skins while the Minions play in the river by splashing water at each other)
*Rayman: *rub his body* Early for another day with a fresh bath on my body.
*Gru: Ah. It does feel like showering outside of the pool.
*Globox: We feel better now with fresh skin.
*Betilla: You guys sure do enjoy a fresh bath.
*Lucy: We feel hot in here, don't you think Barbara?
*Barbara: I'm just pumping like a warrior.
*Grand Minimus: A fresh bath is good to clean the dirt and dust off your face.
*Gru: I haven't shower since my last mission.
*Dr. Nefario: Ah yeah. I smell like a cold coral shell.
*Globox: *make bubbles* The water can make bubbles.
*Polokus: You are actually making the bubbles for yourself, Globox.
*Globox: Come on Polokus. I can even get a head of a sponge and rub it all over your beard.
*Polokus: You don't mock a wise Globox in charge of the universe, do you?
*Globox: My bad.
*Lucky: *shake as he is fluffed up with fur after showering*
*Gru: What's cooking now ladies?
*Betilla: Ooh, I think you got a crush fever here.
*Gru: Ah. I never been with a lot of ladies ever since trying to attempt a date.
*Lucy: *annoyed* Gru.
*Gru: Whoa. Lucy. I was watching the sky form into a cloud.
*Lucy: You don't sneak up to the girls like that.
*Gru: Sorry about that.
*Betilla: She was only trying to tease you.
*Ly: You know, people make fun for fun.
*Gru: I haven't make fun of things in years. In fact, I feel embarrassed of what I done in the past.
*Betilla: You can get rid of the past and go with the new.
*Gru: That's what everyone should have tell me about.
*Rayman: You are just as clean as a car wish.
*Gru: Oh great Rayman. I guess no one in the Glade of Dreams learned how to drive. In fact, I see no cars in the valley of the universe.
*Rayman: Should we wrap up on showering?
*Ly: Yes. If you give me a pinky promise, I know what I can give you?
*Rayman: Skadoosh?
*Betilla: Another magic word to say?
*Rayman: Shazam!
*Betilla: That's it! That's the magic word I want to hear from you.
*Gru: Hey, I should have said that in the first place.
*Rayman: I said it first Gru. You don't mind, do you?
*Gru: I mind no matter.
*Polokus: Let's all get off the water at once and get dressed.
*Lucy: Off the water.
*Margo: Taking a bath on the lake is quite fun.
*Edith: We didn't have to be on the bathtub this time.
*Agnes: The bathtub is better when we do all the bubble baths we want.
*Grand Minimus: Polokus, can you use your magic to make us all clean and get us dressed in a fast time?
*Polokus: Yes. I will do the job right now. Hocus pocus! *use his magic to clean everyone up with air and dress them up with his magic powers*
*Gru: Whoa. Same clothes, same gear.
*Rayman: My hoodie!
*Lucy: Perfect.
*Dr. Nefario: I look good.
*Globox: *realize he doesn't have clothes on* What about me? Aw, I don't get a new look.
*Grand Minimus: You were suppose to look like that, Globox!
*Globox: If I was wearing a cap. I would still have my cap back on after the shower!
*Grand Minimus: You don't make the rules in here, son.
*Rayman: I wonder where we're going next. We got a long day to catch up and explore what's around the Glade of Dreams.
*Gru: We don't got 'til the bad guys come back to plot another attack on us. Any one want to hang out in the mountains?
*Barbara: Too high. How about something sweet?
*Rayman: Didn't the candy place we went got destroyed a while ago? We can't go back you know.
*Gru: How about we go to somewhere else?
*Betilla: I know. Why not hang out at Clearleaf Forest.
*Rayman: Yes. I recommend going to Clearleaf Forest. Who want to hang out there?
*Margo: I do.
*Lucy: Count us in.
*Polokus: Okay. Time to head off to Clearleaf Forest. *open a portal up to Clearleaf Forest*
(Rayman and Gru's gang travel to Clearleaf Forest as they walk through the woods with houses on the tree tops and a village nearby, full of teensies)
*Rayman: Same old Clearleaf Forest.
*Gru: What a load of teensies residing in the village.
*Grand Minimus: That's my people right there. *see the teensies creating magic to form a statue of a teensie*
*Mel: (Hey Kevin, what do you call a teensie, a teeny, meeny, miny, moe?)
*Kevin: (A eeny meeny!) *laugh with his Minions*
*Betilla: Why can't we stop by the teensie village to catch up with our fellow teensie friends.
*Globox: We should stop by at the teensie village to say hello. It's not a problem.
*Dr. Nefario: Your teensie friends are kind and heart worthy as our Minions.
*Kevin: (Hey.)
*Dr. Nefario: Oh, Kevin. I still support you, but the teensies back there have more supportive and have a lot of creativity in their culture.
*Grand Minimus: My friends love the Minions. They crack them up a lot and share a bunch of bananas like most primates in the jungle.
*Stuart: *hold a banana up* (It's a banana.)
*Bob: *eat a banana* (Yum yum.)
*Lucky: Bah. *eat a banana*
*Ly: The teensies are standing here, looking at us like we're already here. Come on.
*Holly: It's better early than pushing back a delay.
(Rayman and Gru's gang walk into the teensie village of Clearleaf Forest as they walk pass the bridge and catch up with a group of villagers, mainly all teensies as they greet the gang on their way from visiting)
*Rayman: Hi there you guys. Are you guys the only ones that recognize me from the past adventures?
*Teensie #1: Hello Rayman, you're back.
*Teensie #2: Big fan.
*Grand Minimus: Hello my friends. Meet Gru and his family.
*Gru: Hello everyone. I am here to inform about the latest attack on Mr. Dark and the Magician earlier.
*Everyone: *shocked*
*Teensie #3: That really hurt. Those two troublemakers are up to no good. What do they want from us this time?
*Lucy: So far. They have been working with a new supervillain, a clown that we faced and arrest back in our world. This clown got a bunch of dirty tricks up in his sleeves in the past. *hold a cube which view a hologram of recent events around the world* As we work with the Anti-Villain League, these footages have shown all these current events what the supervillains and Dolf have been doing all over the world.
*Ly: How big is the clown?
*Gru: He's in the size of a human being, like us.
*Betilla: Did he escaped out of prison earlier?
*Gru: Unfortunately since we crashed into your little tea party, we confirmed that the clown has escaped through a portal of the Magician's magic tricks.
*Betilla: Ouch. You know we still gotta capture the supervillain before his weapons fall into the wrong hands.
*Lucy: That clown has done a lot of worst things in the past. The A.V.L. has recorded all the footage of his actions caused in the past like looting, destroying and burning. The files reveal what this clown has been doing in the community. *show footage on August 30, 2004 with Dolf walking out of a burning dollar store as well on April 7, 2008 with Dolf breaking into the Bank of Evil and getting out with moneybags in his hands*
*Gru: I've been there once.
*Rayman: It's a bank full of evil people.
*Lucy: That's a load of greed in here with that bank. *see footage on September 18, 1999 with Dolf throwing a bomb at a medieval restaurant just to blow it up* The worst place about this guy. He stole a smoothie machine out of a fast-food restaurant like Ice Stone.
*Margo: Is it Dairy Queen?
*Lucy: No. Didn't you hear what I said. The clown have robbed a smoothie machine at Ice Stone.
*Margo: Oh. I thought you said Dairy Queen at first.
*Edith: Never been to Dairy Queen, but we been to Baskin-Robbins before on Spring Break.
*Agnes: I got hundreds of gummy bears on my ice cream cup!
*Lucy: Nice. This clip is going to make you angry when you see this footage. Watch. *show footage on October 10, 2010 with Dolf stealing a smoothie machine at Cold Stone*
*Dolf: *on the footage* Ha ha ha! Yes! The triple time tens make my lucky day to steal a smoothie machine. No one can stop my circus on giving out free samples with poison grapes on top! You'll never catch me now, A.V.L. Not even the cameras will try to stop me on a pointbreak. Huh ha ha ha, ha!
*Lucy: *hold the cube as the hologram is off* This guy is a pain in the wigs.
*Globox: That guy is just as crazy as a robo-pirate.
*Grand Minimus: I've seen worst people in the Glade of Dreams.
*Polokus: Even through, if he tries to come back, we make a profit on shutting down his business for good.
*Rayman: Dolf and his fellow recruits won't be coming back for a while. But we can hang out if we want to.
*Gru: Let's have some fun at the village. *his tummy growls* Uh, does anyone hear a wolf's tummy growling?
*Lucy: That is actually your tummy, Gru.
*Gru: Whoa. I feel hungry in here.
*Rayman: *his tummy growls* So does me.
*Globox: That's on all of us.
*Margo: Am I smelling lunch at the moment.
*Dr. Nefario: I must be hungry for a candy burger.
*Ly: If you asked for one, then here you go. *poof out a candy burger to Dr. Nefario*
*Dr. Nefario: Ah. A candy burger in real-life. Lucky day. *eat a candy burger*
*Agnes: What about us? He get the biggest gummy burger in the world. Why can't we have cake for lunch?
*Gru: What? No. We're not having cake for lunch first. That's dessert!
*Betilla: Take it easy. We can pass out pancakes and all types of cakes at the same time. Do I make myself clear?
*Edith: Please Gru?
*Lucy: It's your choice.
*Lucky: Bah.
*Gru: Okay. Whatever. Cakes and pancakes for everyone.
*Agnes: *jump in excitement* Yay! We're gonna eat some cake!
*Edith: Fruit cake, carrot cake, any cake.
*Margo: A strawberry cake would be sweet.
*Rayman: We can have all the cakes at once.
*Globox: Plum cake is what we needed. Also plum juice.
*Mel: (Banana cake!)
*Globox: I get excited when something good come in handy.
*Barbara: Doesn't ring a doorbell on this one.
*Grand Minimus: Bring out the sweets!
*Betilla: At your service. *bring out the cakes and pancakes in the teensie village*
*Everyone: *cheer for the cakes and pancakes*
*Gru: We get everything in one day. Nice.
*Rayman: Ah ha ha. *hold a cake pop* I even get a cake pop. *eat a cake pop* Yummy.
*Polokus: All the good luck you get will come in handy for the price of luck. A great offer for the deals.
*Murfy: *eat two cupcakes* It make me sweet!
*Rayman: We're in our free time right now.
*Gru: Yeah! I get all the fun in the world.
*Globox: We have it all, we have it all. Ha ha. *blow a bubble*
(The background song "Have It All" by Jason Mraz plays as Rayman and Gru's gang have some fun at the teensie village by eating all the sweets. The Minions make a ice cream sundae with a banana on top as well Margo, Edith, Agnes and Lucky eating some pancakes with their teensie friends. Globox eat a whole bunch of cupcakes with Grand Minimus with Murfy holding a birthday cake to the young teensies to celebrate a birthday. The Nymphs and Ly play some volleyball in the sport temple with Dr. Nefario creating new beakers with the help of Polokus and Murfy at the lab. Rayman and Gru eat a whole bunch of cupcakes and gummy bears, sharing some with the teensies with the Minions blowing some balloons and popping them for fun. Barbara and Lucy knock out a bunch of cardboards in likeness of a Livingstone as Rayman and Gru embrace them for their skills. The teensies hit a piñata with candy coming out of the piñata as the whole gang grab all the candy out of the piñata, eating them and celebrating with them by landing down and raking all the candies to resemble a snowfake with Lucky eating a bunch of grapes.)
*Rayman: We have it all.
*Gru: Best day ever.
*Globox: I can never go hungry with candy ever again.
*Margo: *to Lucy* Is it me or are you still mad at us for grabbing all the candy since the cheese festival at Freedonia?
*Lucy: Nah. Grab whatever you like!
*Margo: Thank you so much Mom. You're the best.
*Polokus: All hail the sweets of love!
*Everyone: *cheers*
*Mel: *hold up a banana* Banana!
(The background song end as we head back to the Rabbids' lair with Dolf, Magician, Mr. Dark and Professor Barranco III looking at a crystal ball to locate at the places to invade next with the help of their Rabbid colleagues)
*Dolf: Is that a magic ball or a sphere-shaped gem?
*Magician: That is my crystal ball my friend. It show you the vast of places around the world to see, where you want to conquer.
*Mr. Dark: That candy filled place is looted up with sweets, and our lair. We're going to find a place to destroy and take over next.
*Barranco: With all of my Rabbids in place. There will be no more heroes left to fight.
*Dolf: No agents, no defenders and no protectors!
*Mr. Dark: No guardians or god to defeat next, my friend.
*Dolf: I should have been in charge of the group the whole time and I have order you the errands where to go and take down the agents. But we were a little mixed up.
*Magician: A little mixed up you say.
*Mr. Dark: What have gone into you clown?
*Dolf: I'm predicting I would not fail like the last time I lost in some party place for children! *cough*
*Barranco: What is he doing?
*Mr. Rabbid: He's choking.
*Rabbid #1: You gotta help him boss.
*Barranco: One of you guys have to save him!
*Dolf: *cough* Choking. *cough* Not breathing!
*Rabbid #2: He's not breathing!
*Magician: For the love of Pete, just choke him in the neck!
*Mr. Dark: Alright! *choke and shake Dolf* Stop trying to cough when you're spreading your own clown germs into the fortress! *throw Dolf on the wall*
*Dolf: *continue to cough as he spit out a Rubik's cube*
*Barranco: What is that square toy he just spit out?
*Mr. Dark: It's a Rubik's cube from the real-world.
*Magician: I thought it was a Rubik's cheese at first.
*Dolf: *dizzy* Gentlemen. Bring me some fresh water. *the Rabbids serve him some water to drink* Much better. Ha ha. *get up* Look at the floor. What does the clowns brought into our income?
*Magician: How long you have the Rubik's cube stuck into your body?
*Dolf: Ha ha. Two years. I was doing a show in front of the biker's gang in Texas. Then I did a Rubik's cube trick on them, only to choke on my favorite's cube toy. Lost, disrespected and got beaten up by the bad boys in some bar. If I wanted to turn the Rubik's cube into something, It would be a ship!
*Mr. Dark: A cruise ship you say? Sign me up for a new vacation.
*Dolf: No. Not that. A spaceship!
*Magician: A space pod?
*Dolf: *facepalm* Ugh. Fine. Go with it. Make me a space pod!
*Magician: As you requested Dolf. I'm turning your favorite toy into a space pod. More like a jet mixed with a rocket. Hocus pocus! *transform the Rubik's cube into bits and turn into a flying pod*
*Dolf: At last! The baby's have turned into a complete monster! A mega pod!
*Mr. Dark: Sharp as metal.
*Barranco: It look just like a jet.
*Dolf: It's suppose to look like a jet. What do you expect?
*Barranco: I'll say, when we get on the pod, we'll find some places to invade with our dark powers.
*Mr. Dark: The darkness is in us. That's what we're built for.
*Dolf: As usual, where are we going next? You haven't even respond to us for the next location, Ales Mansay.
*Magician: Oh. *locate the Sea of Serendipity* We were suppose to go to the Sea of Serendipity next to invade a incoming party.
*Mr. Dark: Also known as the Angsty Abyss.
*Barranco: Who call it the Angsty Abyss?
*Mr. Dark: Only the wise people know who want to make fun of a place like the Dream Forest. Anyways, we're off to take over the Sea of Serendipity.
*Dolf: Park my pod to where I should be heading. *see his pod park toward him* Good. Open up. *his pod open the door* It open by itself like a artificial intelligence fridge. Get on!
*Barranco: Good luck will come into our minds.
*Magician: *get on to the pod with Dolf, Barranco and Mr. Dark* Perfect pod it is.
*Barranco: Good details and a breath of fresh air.
*Mr. Dark: Clean windows.
*Dolf: I should have been piloting the pod. *get on the pod's seat* It feel so good to act like the captain.
*Rabbid #1: We wish you the best of luck Barranco.
*Barranco: We'll be back. I hope Rayman and Gru loses this time.
*Rabbid #2: We will soon get our victories back together.
*Rabbid #3: No one can tell us what to do.
*Dolf: Off we go. To another invasion in our hands. *pilot the pod and take off with his friends*
*Magician: Whoa! How much engine is put into the pod?
*Dolf: You just made it, Ales.
*Mr. Dark: It can boost up like a race car.
*Barranco: Make way to the Angsty Abyss now!
*Dolf: Alright! It's time to crash the party on the beach full of weirdos! *evil laugh as he ride the pod out of the Rabbids' lair into the skies to head over to the Sea of Serendipity*
*Sergueï: *salute* Good luck Barranco. Save some carrots for our carrot soup.
(Back at the teensie village of Clearleaf Forest, Rayman and Gru sit down together in the bridge, eating ice cream as they watch over the village with their friends and the teensies playing frisbee all over the place)
*Rayman: This remind me of the good old days of being a little napkin.
*Gru: My childhood was never like anything, but riding on a kite.
*Rayman: You rode a kite?
*Gru: No. I didn't rode on it. I fly with it with the sky.
*Rayman: Riding like the wind, huh?
*Gru: Look at all the people celebrating in peace. Maybe my world could have something like this if it weren't for all the supervillains in the world taking to conquer and take over the world with greed and power.
*Rayman: Come on Gru. You went from supervillain to superhero. You even took down a classic man stuck living in the past like the 80s.
*Gru: And I thought his robot assistant was whack as a corrupt millionaire. I face a lot of thieves and buglers in the past.
*Rayman: So does the big bads with the power hungry forces all over the Glade of Dreams. You know what they are. Nightmares.
*Gru: Cut it with the nightmares. It hurt my brain!
*Rayman: Nightmares die out so quick like they're never going to see the light of day.
*Gru: If we're staying hungry, we could never go power hungry again.
*Globox: *show up drinking a plum juice* Hey guys. Aren't you joining the fun?
*Gru: We already had enough of fun.
*Rayman: All the candies and sweetness is making us wanna take a rest in the swamp.
*Globox: Polokus got another place to hang out in. Also, there's a party going on.
*Rayman: In Las Vegas?
*Globox: No. We're almost leaving soon.
*Gru: Too soon? Didn't we have enough play time with the teensies like a half-hour ago?
*Globox: Murfy want to see you two at the village.
*Rayman: But we're at the village?
*Globox: You're in the tree tops. The village is down there silly where you're watching.
*Gru: Oh my. We were far away from the village. *eat the whole ice cream*
*Rayman: Time to keep up with the crew. *eat the whole ice cream*
*Globox: Let's see what the Bubble Dreamer want from us. *drink the whole plum juice* Juice anyone?
*Rayman: You just drink the whole thing.
*Gru: Toss it out.
*Globox: Right. I shouldn't be holding it in my hand for the whole day. *toss the empty plum juice box into the garbage can*
(Rayman, Gru and Globox walk down to the teensie village of the Clearleaf Forest as they catch up with the group with Polokus making a announcement in front of his friends and peers)
*Polokus: Do I have everyone in place?
*Grand Minimus: We are only waiting for the last three to come back.
*Murfy: Oh look, here they are.
*Rayman: *walk through the crowd* Excuse me. Pardon us.
*Gru: That's a lot of people. What's the hold up.
*Globox: Full house today, am I right?
*Polokus: You are absolutely correct Globox.
*Globox: Thank you. I am always right.
*Dr. Nefario: You were always wrong, Globox.
*Globox: Come on. What is the point of being wrong when I got all the answers right?
*Dr. Nefario: You are just making up your mind, Globox.
*Globox: Give me a break and listen to the announcement.
*Polokus: Greetings, all creatures big and small. I would like to thank all of you for participating for some fun and games and events in the community. I hope you enjoy all the sweets and cakes you offer from all of us, thanks to the nymphs and the fairies.
*Betilla: All the good luck will come to you.
*Ly: All you can eat.
*Rayman: We're far from being rich. Where do you want to take us next, Polokus.
*Polokus: I believe we will go to the Sea of Serendipity next since there is a party going on.
*Gru: A party? Count us all in for some more fun.
*Globox: Bring in the jukebox as well.
*Rayman: I'll have my sunglasses on.
*Teensie #1: Thank you Polokus and thank you Rayman and Gru for everything.
*Gru: You're all welcome.
*Kevin: *hold a banana* Banana.
*Teensie #2: Uh, okay. I'll take it as a snack.
*Polokus: Okay. We're off to take off to the Sea of Serendipity.
*Bob: *sing* (Sea of Serendipity!)
*Agnes: Are we going under the sea with the fishes?
*Polokus: Well yes, but actually no. The Sea of Serendipity is a fishing town full of underwater areas, top houses and villages run by Red Wizards.
*Globox: You know who these Red Wizards are.
*Rayman: They are the same as your species, Globox.
*Globox: Thank you.
*Polokus: Off we go, we travel to another place in the sea. *open a portal up to the Sea of Serendipity*
*Edith: Whoa.
*Margo: It's the Sea of Serendipity.
*Minions: Ooh.
*Lucy: Somebody better put on some beach gear for the sunny weather.
*Teensie #3: Hope you enjoy the beach with all those Red Wizards giving you a bunch of mashed potatoes.
*Grand Minimus: Any mashed potatoes will be mashed up from the French fries.
*Dr. Nefario: So does the sweet potato fries.
*Polokus: Let's go my friends. We're on time for the party without using a airplane.
*Murfy: Man, I can hear all the party music from the background.
*Gru: It's like going to Hawaii all over again.
*Rayman: We're on world tour.
*Globox: On world tour, already?
*Barbara: We must be fresh out of tickets.
*Lucky: Bah!
*Rayman: We're on our way. *he and the gang walk to the portal of the Sea of Serendipity*
*Teensie #3: I bet they get a bunch of fish sticks with hot dogs on top on the snack bar.
*Teensie #4: Make some chicken waffles as well when we come back from break.
TO BE CONTINUED
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