Classic Alien

He was happily riding his UFO in the middle of nowhere outer space one day. He couldn't see anything but stars, and he didn't care one bit. He was humming so a song and having a great time controlling his unindentified flying object. Suddenly, another alien broke into his tiny little spaceship, and was ready for an attack. The Classic Alien put his ship on auto-pilot and ran over to press a button.
The button smashed a pie in the other alien's face, and he whipped the warm rice pudding off of his eyes. The victim ran over with his laser gun, and smashed the Classic Alien in half. He was dead. The other alien had won this battle. He must've lost 50 points right there because lots and lots of reinforcements came to attack the mob alien. They tried using more rice pies, high heels to smash him, alien out spray, and a grenade.
The spaceship exploded. So did the enemy alien. Back on the planet where they lived, there was a funeral, and you could see a gravestone that said "R.I.P. Classic Alien and other Alien". But, under the graves, the aliens' ghosts were having a friendly conversation, shook hands, and made up from their fight. It was interesting seeing what life would be like six feet under.
Category:Minifigures
Category:Series 6 Minifigures