The Drowned Waiter

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==Summary==
The Drowned Waiter is one of the bosses and recruitable allies of the player in No Delivery. Originally an employee of Stezzoni's Pizza, he was sent to the bathrooms to clean them during the last hours of his shift, where while he was cleaning he began to hear an annoying, repeated splashing in the stalls. He would eventually enter the stalls to finish his last job of the evening, mop in hand.
He would never clock out.
Later, during the events of No Delivery, he is likely the first major opponent the player will encounter, pulling his spirit from the same toilet that is implied to be where he was drowned to death. While originally hostile, once the player uncovers the crime scene tape left behind from his untimely demise he begins to haunt the playable employees, becoming a summonable ally to help them survive the horrors of the Pizzeria's many 'Wrong Turns'.
==Powers and Stats==
Tier: At least , likely 
Name: The Drowned Waiter
Origin: No Delivery
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Classification: Ghost
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Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Immortality (Types 1 and 7), Intangibility (Is a ghost, was capable of of being pulled out of a toilet despite the lack of space for a human body), Non-Physical Interaction (Can do battle with other ghosts and souls), Life Absorption (Via Drain Touch), Healing (Via Soul Sap), Martial Arts (Via Sewer Rat Style), limited Paralysis Inducement (Can trigger Stun via Entangle), likely limited Acid Manipulation (Via Hurl), Resistance to Mind Manipulation and Transmutation (Can resist the mind control and body mutating effect of the Kitchen Legion bag being placed on her head long enough to fight and remove it)
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Healing (Via Food and Ticket Tart), Regeneration (Likely Mid-Low via Mint Gum), Purification (Via Mint Gum), Explosion Manipulation (Via Pop Rocks and Firecracker), Statistics Amplification (Via Soda), Status Effect Inducement (Poison Manipulation via Whoopee Cushion, Paralysis Inducement via Disposable Camera, and Marked via Permanent Marker)
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Attack Potency: At least Street level (Should be comparable to the other pizzeria monsters that kill patrons, employees, and police officers with ease, that can survive multiple gunshots, and one of which tore the heads off of three employees during an attack), likely Wall level (Can fight The Collector, as well as any of the Pizzeria Employees who are each able to put a gaping hole through a mirror and the brick and mortar wall behind it with a single strike, as well as smash their way through a door)
Speed: Likely Average Human with possibly Subsonic (Can avoid handgun fire at close range, and should be comparable to the other monsters who do the same) to at most FTL reaction speeds (Is capable of dodging Limelight and Encore, attacks where the opponents flash the stage spotlights on them. Can keep up with other monsters that can avoid shots from the Light Gun and the flash from the Disposable Camera)
Lifting Strength: Likely Class 1 to Class 5 (Should be comparable to, and was able to restrain, the employees who were able to handle being grappled by a monster who ripped the heads off of three employees)
Striking Strength: At least Street level, likely Wall level
Durability: At least Street level, likely Wall level
Stamina: Likely Athletic, possibly much higher (Can battle a variety of the monsters in Wrong Turns back to back alongside the employees, and possibly has even greater stamina due to already being dead)
Range: Standard Melee Range, Several Meters with optional equipment
Standard Equipment: None
Optional Equipment:
*Food: Can be eaten to restore health or thrown to prove a point
*Pop Rocks: Surprisingly not edible. But throwing it at the ground makes a nice pop. Can be thrown to do damage to enemies
*Firecracker: A tiny party popper, but packs a punch when thrown at someone's face. Can be thrown to do a large amount of damage to enemies
*Disposable Camera: Comes with a flash that may stun a target, but is disposed of on use
*Ticket Tart: Sweet tarts that come packaged with arcade tickets. Use to gain 2 tickets and restore HP
*Permanent Marker: A meaty pen that marks the target, making them more likely to be hit and with higher critical chance
*Mint Gum: A good palate cleanser after all that grease. Heals all status effects with HP regen
*Soda: Contains enough sugar to induce a Sugar Rush. Allows +1 action and increased evade until hit
*Sentient Frisbee: A self-aware frisbee that will always come back. Able to attack targets with mild inaccuracy
*Whoopee Cushion: Asselts targets with endless fart noises. Wildly inaccurate, but may cause nausea
*Unlucky Bat: A discontinued arcade prize. Unsafe for kids. Enjoy its endless use. Wildly inaccurate but hits hard
*Sledgehammer: May have been used for expansion in the past
Intelligence: Likely at least Average (Is a competent fighter who can keep up with the still living staff as well as fellow monsters of the Pizzeria, and tends to employ his status effects and abilities to whittle down opponents safely rather than full on brute force. However, due to his seeming inability to speak beyond 'gurgling', it is difficult to gauge just how aware and intelligent he still is)
Weaknesses: None notable
Notable Attacks/Techniques:
*Grab: A basic attack with no other special effects, simply dealing damage to the victim
*Drain Touch: An attack that absorbs the life out of the victim, restoring the user's own HP
*Entangle: Binds the target with tensile strands of hair. Likely to cause Stun
*Sewer Rat Style: Popular martial arts techniques taught by everyone's favorite rat-sensei. Counters enemy attacks
*Hurl: Literally hurl your stomach contents towards multiple targets. Watch for splashback
*Soul Sap: Sacrifice your own vitality to restore an ally's HP
==Notable Matchups==
Victories:
Losses:
Inconclusive:
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Category:No Delivery
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Category:Ghosts
Category:Immortals
Category:Undead
Category:Non-Physical Interaction Users
Category:Absorption Users
Category:Healers
Category:Intangibility Users
Category:Martial Artists
Category:Paralysis Users
Category:Acid Users
Category:Regeneration Users
Category:Purification Users
Category:Explosion Users
Category:Poison Users
Category:Status Effect Users
Category:Statistics Amplification Users