WotW: Week 13

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Weak of the Week: April Fool's Day 2015 	Weak of the Week: April Fool's Day 2015
 	
Sewer Slider 	Sewer Slider
Why They are the Weakest 	Why They are the Weakest
Pugh! What's that stench? Oh, it's just this weeks Weak of the Week! This week it is none other than some appropriately named stankin' fool named Sewer Slider. Well, first off: The obvious. Why would anyone one want to slide around in a sewer in the first place. That can't be very sanitary. You do know what kind of things are in the sewers, right? Alligators. Yes, Alligators. How will you protect yourself against them without power armor?! What are you wearing? You know what if you were to slide around the sewers, you would need some kind of visible means of propulsion; specifically, cell-patterned tech armor with a built in jetpack-like device. Either that or bars of soap lining your body. Have you ever dropped one of those in the shower? you can't pick that shiz back up, son. Imagine how slippery you would be with a soap-bar-lined outfit IN A SEWER! It's either a gritty cell-patterened tech-armor with servos visible, or your naked body lined with bars of soap. There is no middle ground here. Your outfit just makes you look like Daffy Duck.Oh boy. Imagine that. You're a blackredder. How original. Why if I only had a nickle for every time some fly-by-night, weakling spewing amateur peen-producer brought a black and red monstrosity into this world, I would have an amount of money. What you expected me to know the actual value? It would be well beyond a dollar, I can assure you that. How could you make a peen that looks like that...and NOT name him Scuba Steve? Sure, I just automatically think of Scuba Steve whenever I see any superhero, but this REALLY calls for it. I mean, Big Daddy is the greatest film in the history of cinema after all, made by the auteur Dennis Dugan starring the one and only true genius of comedy Adam Sandler. I've based some of my characters off Adam Sandler movies. Minotaur is based off Little Nicky and...so is Jet Punk. Actually, now that I think about it...all 208 of my characters are based off of Adam Sandler movies. Every single one of them. If he isn't a genius, how do you explain all the Golden Raspberry Awards he's won? They're just as good, if not better than an actual Raspberry. Freakin' film snobs, with your high art movies like Earnest Goes to Camp and Coneheads. I shouldn't have to be a rocket surgeon to understand what's going on on a movie, jeez.Also, your mask is a rip-off of the cover of Borderlands, which is the best game ever, so ripping off such original genius is an unforgivable sin and you automatically win Weak of the Millenium. Excuse me: Willenium.	Pugh! What's that stench? Oh, it's just this weeks Weak of the Week! This week it is none other than some appropriately named stankin' fool named Sewer Slider. Well, first off: The obvious. Why would anyone one want to slide around in a sewer in the first place. That can't be very sanitary. You do know what kind of things are in the sewers, right? Alligators. Yes, Alligators. How will you protect yourself against them without power armor?! What are you wearing? You know what if you were to slide around the sewers, you would need some kind of visible means of propulsion; specifically, cell-patterned tech armor with a built in jetpack-like device. Either that or bars of soap lining your body. Have you ever dropped one of those in the shower? you can't pick that shiz back up, son. Imagine how slippery you would be with a soap-bar-lined outfit IN A SEWER! It's either a gritty cell-patterened tech-armor with servos visible, or your naked body lined with bars of soap. There is no middle ground here. Your outfit just makes you look like Daffy Duck.Oh boy. Imagine that. You're a blackredder. How original. Why if I only had a nickle for every time some fly-by-night, weakling spewing amateur peen-producer brought a black and red monstrosity into this world, I would have an amount of money. What you expected me to know the actual value? It would be well beyond a dollar, I can assure you that. How could you make a peen that looks like that...and NOT name him Scuba Steve? Sure, I just automatically think of Scuba Steve whenever I see any superhero, but this REALLY calls for it. I mean, Big Daddy is the greatest film in the history of cinema after all, made by the auteur Dennis Dugan starring the one and only true genius of comedy Adam Sandler. I've based some of my characters off Adam Sandler movies. Minotaur is based off Little Nicky and...so is Jet Punk. Actually, now that I think about it...all 208 of my characters are based off of Adam Sandler movies. Every single one of them. If he isn't a genius, how do you explain all the Golden Raspberry Awards he's won? They're just as good, if not better than an actual Raspberry. Freakin' film snobs, with your high art movies like Earnest Goes to Camp and Coneheads. I shouldn't have to be a rocket surgeon to understand what's going on on a movie, jeez.Also, your mask is a rip-off of the cover of Borderlands, which is the best game ever, so ripping off such original genius is an unforgivable sin and you automatically win Weak of the Millenium. Excuse me: Willenium.
Offences 	Offences
• Pervert• Blackredder• Faceless Military• Tall Woman• Agent Something• Not Inspired by Adam Sandler Movies 	• Pervert• Blackredder• Faceless Military• Tall Woman• Agent Something• Not Inspired by Adam Sandler Movies
How to Improve 	How to Improve
Rename tokens are only 300 Zen, so just rename that bad boy to SCUBA STEVE! 	Rename tokens are only 300 Zen, so just rename that bad boy to SCUBA STEVE!
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