Gay streetcorners

The Gay streetcorners is Ottawa's gay neighbourhood. It is located roughly along Bank Street between Somerset and James Street. Earl gave it this nickname to satirize the small size of the area. 
The area is not officially recognized as a gay neighbourhood, but Ottawa's gay population wants it recognized as such. Traveling down Bank Street, one will see many rainbow flags. Many establishments feature small rainbow stickers indicating they are gay friendly. This is ironic, as many Mohammedan run businesses have these stickers such as Shawarma King (which Earl has boycotted ever since they stopped serving pickles) and 1 for 1 pizza (which also had a Paul Dewar sign in the window during the election!)
Perhaps the gayest thing in the gay streetcorners is the giant buttplug on sale at Wilde's sex shop. The $50 buttplug is huge, and when Earl went there with his room mates, he couldn't stop staring at it. Coffey has promised to buy it for Earl's birthday. 
Despite being straight, Earl frequents the gay streetcorners often, as EKOS is located just a block away on Kent. He enjoys eating at the aforementioned 1 for 1 pizza, as well as nearby Subways, Tim Hortons, and Shawarma City (which has pickles). There is also a Quizzno's for when he is feeling especially rich. Sometimes he goes to Bridgehead, and the Quickie Mart for a boost of energy. Lately Earl and Obernstar have been going to karaoke at the Atomic Rooster, which is also located in the gay streetcorners.
Perhaps the most famous place in the gay streetcorners is Adolph's (Barrymore's). However, much to Jonas' delight, it has been shutdown. 
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