The Very Special Most Magicalest Book of Spells, Property of: WINSTON The Brilliant

This magical tome grants the user UNLIMITED MAGICAL POWER! But it grants these powers with staggering limitations, chief among which it will not operate at all for anyone with an intelligence over 8. But EVEN IF you are dumb enough to use it (both figuratively and literally), there is a chance of MAGICAL FUCKERY which increases with the level of the spell and applies even to cantrips! So beware, would-be wizard! With great power comes great fuckery!
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