Super Suspicion!

This is an episode from the SpongeBob magazine series.
==Transcript==
SpongeBob: Marco!
Patrick: Polo!
SpongeBob: Marco!
Patrick: Polo!
SpongeBob: Marco!
Patrick: Polo!
SpongeBob: Polo!
Patrick: Mar--Hey! You cheated!
SpongeBob: Sorry, Patrick! I'll start again.
SpongeBob: Marco!
(Door slams on Patrick.)
Squidward: What is going on in here? It's Two O'Clock in the morning! You're keeping the whole neighborhood awake!
SpongeBob: But...
Squidward: Listen, SpongeBob--I need plenty of sleep for my dance recital tomorrow, so keep it QUIET!
SpongeBob: But...
Squidward: PROMISE me you won't make any noise til daylight!
SpongeBob: Okay.
SpongeBob: I promise, but it's kinda hard to play this game quietly!
Squidward: Then play some OTHER game! Just keep it QUIET!
(Squidward slams the door and shows Patrick on the wall, flattened.
Patrick: Polo.
(Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick with many noise making stuff.)
SpongeBob: Something quiet, huh? I don't know, Patrick--what do YOU want to do?
SpongeBob: Hmm...I've got it!
Patrick: What is all this stuff?
SpongeBob: I was saving it all for Halloween, but why wait? Let's suit up and keep the neighborhood quiet as...
SpongeBob: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Patrick: Our favorite Super-Heroes!
SpongeBob: Listen, Barnacle Boy! That horrible noise! It must be the evil SNORELONN! And he's hiding right next door!
Patrick: What are we gonna do, Mermaid Man?
SpongeBob: We shall bring peace and quiet back to the neighborhood by capturing the evil Snorelonn! Here! Take your containment rod and follow me!
Patrick: What do we do after we capture him, Mermaid Man?
SpongeBob: One thing at a time, Barnacle Boy!
French Narrator: Inside....
SpongeBob: Before we confront Snorelonn, we should search the crime scene for incriminating evidence.
Patrick: This pie looks pretty incriminating! Chomp! Chomp!
SpongeBob: What's this?
SpongeBob: Our enemy is craftier than I thought! He'll probably try to stick this in your ear and suck your brains out of your SKULL!
'Patrick': I don't have any ears.
SpongeBob: You don't? How can you hear what I'm saying?
Patrick: What? I can't hear you.
SpongeBob: I said, "How can you hear what I'm saying?"
Patrick: What?
SpongeBob: HOW CAN YOU--Oh, forget it.
Patrick: Okay.
'SpongeBob: We must be cautious...rumor has it that Snorelonn likes to EAT his VICTIMS'!
SpongeBob: Wait--this book! It--it's HORRIBLE!This book..."gulp!" it's...it's...
SpongeBob and Patrick: IT'S A COOKBOOK! AAAAUGH!
French Narrator: Meanwhile, upstairs...
Squidward: What the--? Now,what's all this RACKET?
Squidward's Thoughts: If those two idiots have anything to do with this...
Squidward: Wha? (Squidward notices SpongeBob and Patrick.)
Squidward: Gasp!
Squidward: Who are you? What do you want?
Squidward: Help! Burglars! Thieves! Hooligans! Get out! Shoo!
SpongeBob: Jeepers! For someone who likes it quiet, he sure yells a lot!
Patrick: C'mon!
Squidward: Go on, SCAT! Aw, look what you did to my living room! You'll pay for this!
SpongeBob: Do you know any quiet games, Patrick?
Patrick: How about the "RUN HOME AND HIDE UNDER THE COVERS" Game?
Squidward: Hello? Police? I want to report a burglary! What? Sure, I can describe the bandits. It was dark, but they looked very familiar...
Police Fish#1: Uh-huh...Great big ears? Slippers? Okay. Giant nose, blue cape...Yep, sounds familiar, all right...You'd better come down and look at a lineup.
French Narrator: Soon...
Squidward: There they are! The BURGLARS!It was Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Shame on you!
Police Fish#2: Okay,you two! You're under arrest!
Johnny: And so it is that the mightiest defenders of Bikini Bottom bring their careers to a close under a cloud of shame!
Mermaid Man: Does this have anything to do with that tag I tore off of my mattress.
Barnacle Boy: Oh, pipe down, you old coot!
Squidward: Groan! I gotta get some sleep!
French Narrator: 5:12 AM.
Squidward: Ooohhhh......I've gotta...get some...sleep!
SpongeBob: Oh,my gosh! Patrick, look at the news-paper! I can't believe it--Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy--common criminals! We'll never play Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy again. I don't wanna be a bad guy.
Patrick: Now there's nothing left to do.
SpongeBob: Hey,look! The sun's coming up! It's daytime again! You know what that means!
Squidward: Aahhh....
SpongeBob: MARCO!
Patrick: POLO!
Squidward: Oh, what's the use?
SpongeBob: MARCO!
Patrick: POLO!
(Episode ends.)
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