We Love You, Santa

We Love You, Santa is a question from the YOU DON'T KNOW JACK Question Pack.
===Opening Quote===
"Okay, it's Christmas Eve and Santa is crawling down your chimney, spreading holiday cheer to you and yours. But wait―you forgot to put out that fire. And suddenly your fireplace has become a makeshift crematorium."
===Question===
If Santa went through a full cremation in your fireplace, which of the following body parts would remain somewhat intact?
===Choices===
1. his liver 
2. his brain stem
3. his femur
4. nothing—his entire body would be dust
===Choice Quotes===
1. "His liver? No. Anyways, S-Santa- destroyed his liver years ago from drinking too much brandy."
2. sound clip
3. "His femur, otherwise known as the thighbone."
4. "Uh, speaking of dust, take a look at your score."
===Answer Quote===
"See, bone is calcium, so it's much harder to burn and, look at it this way: You got a little piece of Santa as a memento."
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