Harvest King Files: The Frying Pan

*Dempsey: “Rose, Penny and Rita and the boys aren’t back yet. They should have checked in by now. I’m going out to look. Call the Lost Boys, we’re putting together a search party.”
*Rose: “Alright, what should I wear?”
*Dempsey: “What should you wear what?”
*Rose: “What should I wear for the search party?”
*Dempsey: “What? No, Rose, you’re staying here.”
*Rose: “Like hell I am! I’m coming with you!”
*Dempsey: “Rose, no offense, but what if we run into trouble? How are you going to defend yourself?”
*Rose: “I’ll.... I’ll bring a weapon! You do that, with your guns and all.”
*Dempsey: “Fine, Rose, fine. You want to borrow one of my rifles, or is that garish thing you bought off Pan still fashionable?” *scoffs*
*Rose: “Rifle? I don’t know how to use a gun!”
*Dempsey: “You just point and shoot Rose”
*Rose: “hmhmhmm, that’s what he said...”
*Dempsey: “What was that?”
*Rose: “Nothing! I’ll... I’ll go grab my... weapon?”
Rose looks around the room as Dempsey stops paying attention to her, calling Pan on his own. She eventually gets frustrated and heads to the lunchroom for help.
*Rose: “You, pretty quiet girl. Fetch me a weapon of yours”
Allyson Caldwell looks confused at the Queen who’s never spoken to her suddenly appearing at her back.
*Allyson: “Well, I work in a kitchen, so I guess I could grab you a knife or somethi-”
*Rose: “No no no, knives are disgusting and gore-ful”
*Allyson: “I don’t think that’s a wor-”
*Rose: “This will do”
*Allyson: “My pan? I’m using this to make eggs for Lumpy RIGHT NOW”
*Rose: “Excellent! Lumpy loves me! I’LL TAKE IT.”
*Allyson: “But.. But..alright.”
Category:Fiction