"The Harpy's Nest Part 5"

"The gang finds a DEAD BODY IN A WELL OH JOY. Ashe gets promoted to Detective and Thog and Gregor aren't feeling so hot." - The Harpy's Nest Part 5.
== Plot Synopsis ==
== Trivia ==
* This episode marks the three year anniversary of Thrilling Intent.
== Quotes ==
* Thog: Okay, guys, let's get to looking.
* Gregor: First things first. Are we sure this is a body, and not a person?
* Ashe: I poke it. Are you alive?
* Gregor: All right. Next things next.
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* Ashe: Ugh, these are not a pair of red pants. These are a pair of blue pants that got turned red.
* Thog: That's Ashe, our resident pants expert. What you got for us, Markus?
* Markus: Yeah, he's definitely dead. And there are some massive wounds on his chest, but beyond that I don't got much of anything.
* Firi: It's okay, Markus, I'll assist. These wounds were clearly caused by...?
* Markus: Oh! Uh, a harpy.
* Firi: Using their...?
* Markus: Uh, gun?
* Firi: The angle of attack implies that the harpy struck this person from...?
* Markus: When he was on the can.
* Firi: And the relationship to this blood splatter means...?
* Markus: That... He... Was pooping outside.
* Firi: Case closed.
* Markus: Good job, Firi.
* Firi: Good job, Markus.
* Gregor: I think I'm gonna need to see your badges.
* Markus: My what?
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* Ashe: I'm glad we hired you!
* Firi: I'm glad to be hired. This is a lot of fun!
* Ashe: Even with all the blood?
* Firi: It wouldn't be a mystery without a lot of blood.
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* GM: The ringing in your ears dissipates, Ashe.
* Ashe: Oh, weird. That ringing went away.
* GM: It intensifies in Gregor's.
* Gregor: Oh, I think I got yours, Ashe. It's getting kind of loud.
* Ashe: Oh, sorry? Is it contagious? Here, I'll try to take it back. I touch Gregor.
* Gregor: Don't puncture my eardrums or anything.
* Ashe: I wont! God, you do it once and everybody's like 'ough'.
* Thog: Ashe! You do it once, since it's a double-edged sword. You become the most hardcore motherfucker around forever, but nobody trusts you anymore with hearing related shit.
* Ashe: Yeah, I'm pretty hardcore.
* GM: Ashe just kind of nods to herself, like 'yeah'.
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* GM: Everybody else manages to keep up perfectly in time except for Thog, who trundles through all the brush, cracking twigs and branches with every step.
* Ashe: Standing at the end, I turn around and make a face at Thog as he traipse through.
* Thog: What?
* Gregor: Thog, I'm gonna have to teach you how to walk later.
* Ashe: Yeah, please teach Thog how to walk. Darn city boy, tumbling through the woods.
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