Skibidi Toilets

The Skibidi Toilets are a bunch of bad guys who like to blow stuff up and kill people. They will also kill you. Their aggressiveness and imperialist tendencies make them one of the most dangerous species in the UnWorld. They blare their loud annoying music as part of their conquests, kind of like a war cry. When you drink Skibidi Toilet water, you jump in a toilet and become a Skibidi Toilet; this is how the infection spreads. The most powerful Skibidi Toilet is Skibidi Biden, who is loathed even by his Skibidi brethren.
They find Weegee really annoying because he keeps weegeefying them. They are usually hunted by the Akatsuki, specifically by the immortal Hidan and the shark Kisame Hoshigaki. They are also hunted by The Appliance Alliance, a subspecies of Skibidi Toilet made to counter them by Dr. Mario, improved by the Engineer.
==Types of Skibidi Toilet==
*Skibidi Toilet
*Skibidi Urinal
*Skibidi Shower
*Skibidi Bathtub (Extinct)
*Skibidi Sink
*Skibidi Pipes
Additionally, there are these but they're cops, firefighters, disc jockeys, piranha plants, spiders, flying, surfing, etc. They also come in many different sizes, as explained by the Size Scale.
== Evil Deeds ==
Skibidi Toilets do lots of evil crap. They like inducing necrosis in the brain tissue of children. This phenomenon is called Brainrot, and it's super effective at turning kids into zombies. It's part of their grand plan of projecting soft power. They want to take over the world and turn everyone into a Skibidi Toilet and join the hivemind.
Also, they are vicious and like to kill people. They once cut open someone's body to make a Transmutation Circle with his intestines so that they could make deals with Satan. They wanted the G-Man but Satan didn't give him G-Man cus he was too epic fo' them, so they started killing lotsa Toads and started the first Skibidi War. They killed guys and offered them to other gods too, but usually get rejected because most gods don't like being given corpses. They just want an excuse for killing because killing is fun.
==Creation==
Skibidi Toilets were created when Luigi tried to flush Spametti down the toilet like a f*&@$^$ idiot instead of eating it. It mixed with the poop and evolved into Skibidi Toilet cuz the toilet also had the evolutionary Kidney Stone.
==The Skibidi Wars ==
They take after the White Rider in their porcelain toilets, and like to launch conquests after nations with indoor plumbing. 
===Mushroom Skibidi Wars ===
The Mushroom Kingdom has a plumber as the Secretary of War; they chose to go after him first. This is the most boring Skibidi War of ever. Nothing interesting happened they were just killing Toads.
===UnAmerican Skibidi Wars===
The worst Skibidi Toilet war ever. It killed the entire population of New York City. They had to throw New York and New Jersey in a time machine back to 2022 and forward to 2024 to reverse the damages. The Akatsuki helped in getting a large enough time machine to stuff 2 whole states in. In fact, they also eradicated a subspecies of Skibidi Toilet; Kakuzu and Hidan wiped out the entire Skibidi bathtub population via taxing them, followed by Hidan grabbing the hammer and destroying them. Skibidi Biden was created during this war, and became commander of the next Skibidi War.
===Teletubby Skibidi Wars===
The Skibidi Toilets hated Skibidi Biden but Skibidi Biden had a self destruct switch hooked up to all the toilets, so they had to listen to him or else they would DIE. Now, the Teletubbies didn't hack the toilets to explode, no, they had an all out war where the Teletubbies used their OVER 9000 weapons against the Skibidi Toilets and PWNED them so hard that they were eradicated off of the face of the Earth and were sent to Hell. But we're getting ahead of ourselves here.
The Teletubby Skibidi Wars took place in Teletubby Land and Canada. After the Skibidi Toilets conquered New York City, they rampaged through Utica for their Steamed Hams before cruising the Canadian border and crossing the St. Lawrence River into Montreal, obliterating the city before braving the eastern Canadian forests through the subarctic temperatures, circumnavigating the Appalachian Mountains and making their way to Teletubby Land.
Before the Skibidi Toilets got there, the Teletubby Army dropped bombs from the Teletubby Zeppelin onto the Toilets, and fired plasma death beams at the larger ones. The Ultra Super Mega Turbo Toilet was destroyed in less than 5 seconds. Skibidi Biden conjured a giant meteor to destroy Teletubby Land, but then Donald Trump showed up and sent an Obsidian Sphere to destroy the meteor. The debris killed OVER 9000 people. The Skibidi Toilets shot out sawblades at 1,000 km/h at the WaTinky Winky fleet, killing 90% of them. Alt 2.0 started blasting the Mega Toilets with her arm canon, while Medic was blasting them with his Super Shotgun. Hardly any toilets remained at this point. They tried doing eye laser stuffs at the Teletubbies, but it felt no worse than a beam of sunlight to them. Teletubby Land Bunnies with bombs strapped to their chest were deployed to destroy the stragglers. Donald Trump sent another obsidian sphere against Skibidi Biden. He tried to stop it with poop missiles, but those weren't enough and he got crushed to death. Dipsy then invented a Skibidi Toilet Destroyer Thingamabob to vanquish the Toilets off of the face of the Earth.
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