Episode 4: Frictor

This episodes villain of the week is Frictor, who removes friction from people or things. He uses this removal of friction on the Ripping Friends, causing them to be unable to rip. It also stops them from engaging in their incestuous horrible carnal pleasures. For some reason, the show wants you to hate Frictor for bestowing this gift upon the audience. Frictor does this because he hates the Ripping Friends for their unrefined wickedness. Their horribleness is made ever more present by their immense power. They rule over the world, ripping as they please and they deserve to die. Frictor seems like our only hope. He lives humbly after defeating them, blasting them with his friction draining whenever possible to keep their evil spirits from striking at the world once more.
The Ripping Friends eventually defeat him by covering themselves in dirt and soot, exactly what those disgusting creatures deserve but, unfortunately defeating our only hero. Frictor will go down in history as our last true possible savior. Rest in peace, Frictor, the only refined individual left in Canada. Many cover themselves in lube to this day to remember his sacrifice.