Paul Allen vs Steve Wozniak

==About==
Paul Allen vs Steve Wozniak is the first installment of Epic Rap Battles of Superstars. It features Co-creator of Microsoft Paul Allen facing of against Apple Co-Creator Steve Wozniak.
==Cast==
RoboTurtle - Paul Allen
Liam Marshall - Steve Wozniak
==Lyrics==
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPERSTARS! PAUL ALLEN!
VERSUS!
STEVE WOZNIAK!
BEGIN! 
Wozniak[0:28-0:49]:
Welcome to WOZ Live, where I humiliate you in front of a crowd, My buddy is gone, but the company is still working hard and they are proud!
I’ve been honoured over and over, what’s your qualifications?
It’s the Apple company that brings together our nation!
Windows? I broke them, and then had my large dinner,
That PC shit makes my blood pressure rise, much quicker! Your Micro-soft rhymes don’t affect me at all!
Why don’t you go and suck your famous buddy’s balls? 
Allen[0:50-1:09]: You big fat oaf, what do you think you’re doing? Macs are for hippies and hipsters, my business is booming! If you really want a tip, shave that hairy thing off your face, Hairing up your products is really a disgrace! While you’re slacking and hacking, I’m chilling on my yacht- The Octopus! My rhymes are like viruses, you better be cautious! I own three sports teams, and at least I donate my cash! Your company is now going downhill, just like your plane crash! Wozniak[1:10-1:31] Viruses! HA! That won’t do a thing!
And speaking of viruses, how’s that cancer? That must sting! You’re buying space travel? How about you fly away with it you wuss, Or else I’m going to sink that freaking Octopus! Even though you study brain science, you don’t have one! The odds of you winning are about a billion dollars to none! I’ve come to realize you aren’t very clever. Get ready cause I’m shutting your Windows - FOREVER! Allen[1:32-1:52]: I’m the most generous, I helped the wildlife! I’m the better philanthropist, I know all about your wife! Ever since Jobs’ death, you’ve lost yours and been forgotten, And now your “big apple” just seems to be rotten. You think you’re so great? I got my own book! How many wives have you had? 3? Wow you schnook! For crying out loud, you’re not the Wizard of Woz! You’re just a wannabe Steve of Steve Jobs! WHO WON!?
WHO’S NEXT?!
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SUPERSTARS!