King Octopus

King Octopus is a character who appears in: Adongralo.
A talking Octopus that claims to be the king of the abandoned zoo.
==Synopsis==
===Adongralo - Chapter 1: An Ominous Presence===
Bryeek and Elred Cockamamie-Jones entered his aquarium, where they started telling each other what they were "self-proclaiming" themselves at. The King Octopus demanded Elred prove that he was the best thief ever by showing him what he stole, although he immediately believed that Bryeek was the best eater of ass. Elred swore loyalty to the Octopus King, causing him to tell them that the ominous aura came about due to a strange pale man arriving a couple of weeks ago, then he went on to explain that he went into the monkey enclosure, so the two of them met up with the others and informed them that the ominous presence was likely coming from the monkey enclosure.
===Adongralo - Chapter 2: Castle of Chained Goliaths===
The abandoned zoo had been set ablaze by the Black Knight, but fortunately King Octopus saved Elred, Billiot, M.A.R.G.E., Bryeek, and Iron Juan by bringing them all to the aquarium, which was safe from the flames. When they awoke he explained what had happened, where they also discovered that the Black Knight had stolen all their money, as well as a large portion of Iron Juan's equipment and the Billy Bass Elred "stole" from Uboob. Swearing vengeance on him yet again, they left the abandoned zoo to search for the Black Knight, but they brought King Octopus with them in a bucket of water. When they arrived at the main city of Celincia to collect their reward money, they found that it too had been set on fire, so Iron Juan tried to calm the flames with his oil flask, which literally caused it to blow up in his face. Meanwhile, an old woman had told Bryeek that she saw the Black Knight do it then teleport away with the Sorcerer. She also explains that the Black Knight had recently been seen in the gnome village not too far from here, so they all set out for it. On their way there they passed a circus, so they went in and sat next to Kirin, an amnesiac who had just woken up there. Eventually the show started an the clown woman performing said "do you want to hear a joke?", so Bryeek shouted out, "yeah, go on then?", then she replied with "me too, haha!", followed by "yeah I have a tiger if you want to see it. Tiger? I barely even know her." Afterwards she went backstage and pushed out a cage with a curtain over it, but as she unveiled it, there was nothing inside it. In the audience, a suspiciously furry individual in a trench coat started purring then it started eating members of the audience, so everyone ran out, except for Bryeek who attempted to tame it himself. The beast began spinning around in circles around him, so Billiot threw some rope at him, which he picked up, letting himself be yanked out, while the tiger spun and turned into King from Tekken. Elred tried to convince him to go eat his masters instead, but King didn't really feel any ill will towards them and was just satisfied he wasn't a jaguar anymore (the clown lady just mistook him for a tiger). Billiot the Idiot started flirting with the clown and got her number, which revealed that her name was Plin Plon. They continued their journey, joined by Kirin, where they saw the local Nando's establishment, which had a giant penguin-sized hole in it, since one burst into the restaurant about five days ago. Enraged by the fact they wouldn't be getting any service, Bryeek threw King Octopus' bucket at the manager, who was instantly knocked out, so they all went in and broke the floorboards to sleep there for the night. In the morning, Bryeek checked on the manager who was still outside and discovered he didn't have a pulse, so he started biting his neck for breakfast. They all went to the nearby castle, where Elred pick locked the large steel doors to reveal Bo Jangles in his dressing gown and love heart undies sipping on some coffee from his mug. They asked where the Black Knight was, only to find out that he'd last been there about five days ago when a group of adventurers killed his master, Del Wensley, who was a member of the Black Knight Gang. Mr. Jangles then explained he had an idea where one of them might've gone, but just as he was about to explain where a collection of magically assisted reanimated goliath entities emerged from the basement and the floor above, so everyone prepared themselves and started fighting them off, so that they didn't escape into the village, but eventually they were overwhelmed when more of the came, so Jangles set the castle on fire, burning all the undead goliaths. M.A.R.G.E. questioned where they came from, but Bo Jangles explained that a lot of necromancers illegally test their magic out on goliaths since they seem to be a much more easily manipulatable corpse, however once the necromancer dies they become mindless and violent, of which M.A.R.G.E. isn't really either. With no home anymore, Jangles offered to join them by leading them to where he thought one of the adventurers may have gone. On their way out of the castle they also met Hong Kong Phooey, who decided to join them on their journey as well.
===Adongralo - Chapter 3: Attack of the Giant Penguin===
Bo Jangles took everyone to a nearby village, where there had been reports of a giant penguin attack, which Bo Jangles suspects was one of the Adverse Occult. Upon arrival, they find that the town has a bulletin board with requests for a self defence class and a clean-up request at the local bar. Elred, Hong Kong Phooey, M.A.R.G.E., and Bo Jangles hosted the self-defence class, while Bryeek, Billiot the Idiot, Kirin, and King Octopus helped the local bar clean-up.
===Adongralo - Chapter 4: Mezzanine Monsters===
Eventually, the mercenaries found a clue as to where the gnome in a mankini was, so they made it to an oriental town on mount Himalayas, but as they approached it, a gang of wolves attacked them. They were able to kill the incoming wolves, but as they finished a whole new pack was approaching them, fortunately, a woman in an oriental kung-fu uniform came out and performed some taolu routines to intimidate the wolves, allowing everyone to retreat into her restaurant, a Pizza, but on Lazy Susans chain. She made some pizza with poop on it for everyone. The girl, Hua Men, explained that wolves had been summoned by a druid who happened to be her brother, Xi. He'd apparently been away studying druidic arts, while the magic civil war had started and was quickly ostracised when he returned to find his hometown had turned very anti-magic. Without a chance to properly talk to her brother since his departure, Hua wanted to try get to him and talk him out of his constant attacks, but, since he'd completely taken over the Carphone Warehouse, no one could actually get past his wolves. They all reluctantly agreed to help Hua Men out, but they agreed to do it at midday, so that she could properly prepare his favourite meal, a poop pizza, to help smooth out the negotiations.
===Adongralo - Chapter 7: Devastating Consequences===
Alex Jones informed the Bognin Ballers about reports of two men, a pig head and a poop head, being seen in a town nearby. Assuming that they were the final Adverse Occult members, Jamel and Ray respectively, they set out to get them. They arrived in the town at noon and Bo Jangles told everyone to investigate the location of the pig head and poop head. Everyone went to the bar, where they rested for a moment, making Bryeek, Elred, and Billiot do all the investigation work. They were all eventually summoned by them, because Plin Plon the clown mentioned that a poo head and pig head were roaming around the town just over by the nearby abandoned castle. They arrived in the town, which seemed almost like... a ghost town, but since it was so large, Bo Jangles suggested they split the group up a bit to cover more ground so, Bryeek, Billiot, Elred, King Octopus, the Nun with Green Hair, and Hong Kong Phooey set off North. They looked around and Billiot found a wounded gnome man with a poo head, instantly realising it was Ray, the man they were looking for. He let out several groans of pain, before falling unconscious. Suddenly, they began hearing the clip-clopping of a horse behind them, where they saw a man dressed as a cowboy - it was the Ranger. He pointed his hand crossbow at them and spoke (surprisingly had a hillbilly voice rather than a cowboy voice, but everyone just went with it), explaining that he knew the Bognin Ballers had killed two of his targets already, but have now gathered the rest of them there that very day, so he thanked them, however he assured them that he was going to kill them all. He asked if they had any last words, so Bryeek detailed his traumatic childhood experiences of pushing his balls into his body, which caused the Ranger to explain that was perfectly normal and shouldn't be something he's ashamed about. Bryeek asked him if he could do it, so the Ranger stood up on his horse and pulled down his trousers with one hand, while still pointing his crossbow at the party with the other. He then shoved his ball sack into his body, before inhaling his cigarette and exhaling it as his balls dropped back out, before revealing his "party trick", which was to inhale his cigarette, as his balls went in, then exhaled, as his balls dropped and the smoke came out of his penis. Everyone was impressed, but then a bunch of the local fauna in the abandoned area approached at the whims of the Ranger, who was now preparing himself for battle. Bryeek, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair attacked the Ranger, so he called them meanies and ran away on his horse, while his animal allies approached. The other three started attacking the nearby animals that were approaching an unconscious Ray, protecting him. Elred and Hong Kong Phooey rapidly advanced towards the other animals to deal with them, while Bryeek and King Octopus approached the Ranger by attacking the animals in their path. Billiot the Idiot and the Nun with Green Hair stayed in the initial position, protecting Ray and providing support to the others (mainly Elred who was getting viciously mauled by a group of squirrels). Although the start was somewhat balanced, things took a turn for the worse as Elred and Hong Kong Phooey were getting viciously beaten by squirrels, a problem that grew worse as foxes, and later snakes, approached too, in addition, Bryeek attempted to advance towards the Ranger while ignoring a fox that he trusted King Octopus to deal with, but it ended up tearing one of his tentacles off and mortally wounding him further. The Nun with Green Hair was also missing a lot of her dodgeball shots at enemies, embarrassing herself in front of her crush, Billiot the Idiot. Hong Kong Phooey retreated and the Nun with Green Hair revived him, while Billiot the Idiot was forced by Elred to stop helping him and deal with the fox attacking King Octopus, while Elred attempted to tank the damage he was receiving from the animals surrounding him. Elred managed to kill a squirrel, but he was attacked by a snake, putting him in critical condition, so the fox dragged him into its little den with the snake. Fully healed and seeing this happen, Hong Kong Phooey raced down to rescue his friend, where he was stopped by the snake and the fox. The snake jumped at Hong Kong Phooey, but was caught and used like nunchakus to bludgeon the fox, killing them both. He raced into the den, but only found the corpse of his fallen ally. He grabbed his limp corpse and let out a powerful cry, knowing that he could've saved him had he been there just a moment earlier. Meanwhile, Bryeek had finally caught up to the Ranger and he swung his axe at him, dealing critical damage, but two snakes attacked him and the Ranger shot him clean in the face with his crossbow, but he somehow survived the damage. Billiot the Idiot, King Octopus, and the Nun with Green Hair wanted to help, but a bunch of squirrels were menacingly approaching, alongside another fox, so they were stuck dealing with that problem. One squirrely managed to reach Ray and it bit him, waking him out of his sleep, so he suffocated it in poo, allowing the other three to advance to Bryeek without delay. Bryeek tried ignoring the snakes and was able to hit the Ranger again, even managing to dodge his opponent's whip attack, but the snakes were unrelenting and attacking him more. He looked up at the Ranger to check his condition and saw that he was only mildly bleeding, so he said "this is just like Avengers: Endgame", to which the Ranger corrected him saying, "actually, it's like Avengers: Infinity War". Suddenly, the Nun with Green Hair threw a dodgeball at one snake, while Billiot the Idiot shot the other one with his crossbow, killing them both, allowing Bryeek to retreat alongside them while finishing off his Tesco meal deal to regain some lost health. King Octopus approached to for some extra support, but to everyone's dismay, Hong Kong Phooey arrived - alone. He told Billiot the Idiot what happened, enraging him and all five of them posed dramatically, while the Ranger thought "wow, this is just like the Avengers… wait, does that make me Loki? I'm going to need a minute to think about this." He then pulled out a stone with a rune on it and teleported away. The five Bognin Ballers felt a sudden mixture of relief from not having to fight such a powerful foe, coupled with annoyance that they didn't get revenge on the man who got Elred Cockamamie-Jones killed. The rest of the Bognin Ballers had finally arrived after hearing all the commotion and Bo Jangles, M.A.R.G.E., Iron Juan, Kirin, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones asked where Elred was, only to be met with a depressing silence. They set up camp for the night and held a funeral for Elred Cockamamie-Jones with the Nun with Green Hair handling the religious formalities. After her speech, she asked if anybody had anything they wanted to say, so Billiot the Idiot stood in front of everyone and gave a short, but heartfelt speech, but he was suddenly at a loss for words, causing Bryeek to tearfully shout out, "he stole the words out of your mouth from beyond the grave!" From afar, Hong Kong Phooey asked Bo Jangles, "was Elred a good thief?", to which he answered, "no. He was the greatest thief to ever live." Ray and Jamel's wounds were being treated by Tev Twelve in an abandoned house nearby and when they came to, Poetry Pete and Alex Jones were there too. Although their time apart wasn't that long, it felt good to be reunited and they caught up with good laughs. Ray and Jamel then told their allies that the reason they were in this village was because the witch that cursed them was housed up in the nearby abandoned castle.
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