Mohelmot

The Mohelmot are a race of incredibly weird (what else is new?) guys who live underground and bang rocks with their hammers. They used to live in a very specific and highly localised area of the UnWorld within the greater country of Mexico known as, "Molerabia" until a Snowtomic Bomb test launch gone horribly wrong forced them to evacuate. Now they are found across the entire UnWorld thanks in no part due to their drive to fufill their personal prophecies and philosophies. This has not only led to religious expression, but also an increase in geological instability UnWorldwide due to the dang buggers always tunneling through the ground. The Moles also take every job opportunity they can find because their religion forbids fun. No neets are allowed in Mole society, which means You especially. Be very glad you're not a Mole.
Moles have been praised by the people of the UnWorld for their insistence on getting things done, criticism of creatures of the Ventervision genus (including their mortal enemies the Chubs) and funny name schemes. However, they have also been criticised for their edgelord hoods, which are seen as tryhard by self-identified emos, and for their tastes in entertainment (they literally have none). One Mole in particular is well known for their participation the antics of some crazy cow man and his wife from a shame series that got exponentially worse after her death.
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===Traits===
Moles look like these hunched over boils made out of shedded vampire skin. It's a sight so ugly Brody Foxx couldn't even bring himself to make a Yo Mama joke about it without feeling physically ill (and he made one about Your Neighbor's attraction to her). In spite of this, nobody can decide which vampire the skin comes from, as most vampires in the UnUniverse have either fair or dark skin. It is often theorised that their skin is colored as is because of the prominent Ketamine deposits in their mines. Their cloaks are pitch black and colored the way they are in honor of the Undertale fandom that totally existed back in the day. The black-on-white contrast makes people scared that the Moles are a race of Sanses that would kill them if they engaged combat with them.
Their eyes are rectangular in shape, but we currently don't know if they are conjoined or not because nobody can see behind their gormless muzzles. The stupid triangular things on their faces are not noses, they're "senozels". A senozel is like a nose that protects them from debris. General consensus is that these organs are some horrifying Qu-ridden abominations that should be amputated before they become malignant. Imagine all the things you could smell with it. If Wario entered their home pit his fartitudinousness would make all the moles DIE IN TERROR!
Moles generally lean towards Joseph Stalin sympathizing, though due to their work ethic being higher than everything else they can also express chud-like beliefs. Just none of the political ones.
===History===
Moles have existed in Molerabia prior to greater Mexico's formation. However, they quickly discovered that they did not like the Sun. They thought the sun was ugly and could only be enjoyed by shallow people with no self-respect. From this we can also deduce that the Moles hate plants and want to log all the trees in the UnWorld. Rather than try to tolerate the gross glowing thing in the sky they elected to hide away underneath the ground so they could pray to their gods of darkness without God (who is of light) breaching their privacy. They built hammers out of the dead Snood bones they found on the ground and used them to terraform an entire mountain over the course of multiple years. By the time they finished the mountain was hollow and the Dinosaurs had recently been forced to hide away at the Dinosaur World. Satisfied at their hole the Moles climbed in.
However, our finest archeologist had discovered something creepy: a note left behind that had two Moles conversing through it. When translated, it very clearly shows that one of them asked "Why is there a giant hole to let the sunlight in if we hate the sun?", followed by the other saying "The Evil Disposer wanted us to do it so that we would suffer more. He really likes it when we do that 🥰.", which implies something was gonna happen. And something did happen. One day in the Ducky Empire, the infamous, esteemed, and (semi-)powerful Ducky was bored, so he decided to test launch a Snowtomic Bomb over the Atlantic to make George W. Bush suffer from fatal heebie jeebies... kinda reminds me of the Klump Skurvy incident. Just like that episode, the weather made things go horribly wrong. The Snowtomic Bomb actually flew all the way over Mexico, and due to the heat of the country, the snow inside melted into water, and then the bomb went off, creating a massive storm cloud instead of a nuclear winter... above the pit of Molerabia.
Funnily enough, the Moles did not even care about the floods and just continued working for their gods, a third of their population most certainly drowned and died. It wasn't until Jesus Christ himself (who isn't even part of the Mohelmot pantheon) descended onto the pit and told everyone they needed to escape that any of them got da motherfuckin hint. By that point it was too late, the Moles lost everything and had to take out their IPods to listen to the Fallout OST as they wandered from country to country, spreading in the process. Even Cranky Kong felt sorry for them.
Where the Moles went varies depending on... where they went. Some went to serve the Chubs, who live in a garish seaside hellscape in the UnUnited Kingdom that looks like a mix between Yellow Submarine and early Pop'n Music UI. The Moles hate their Chub employers who do nothing but sit around watching YouTube shorts about UnAmerican politics and Karens or whatever. One of them went to find the M.O.P Fraternity Home and moved in, becoming one of its signature residents and frequent handyman.
===Cultural Impact===
It is generally agreed upon that the phrase, "Kill this guy with hammers" came from the Moles.
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