Horror

horror is the sixth episode of Season One of a spin-off just for spin-off kings.
==Place==
This episode got fifth in the horror theme, eliminating PrimitiveSponge129.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with a dark, stormy night in the Krusty Krab. We see SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Well, it's almost that time again.
SpongeBob: The worst time of the day.
Squidward: The best time of the day.
Patrick: There's time in days?
Mr. Krabs: It's not midnight yet, though. I guess we can do one more order before closing time.
SpongeBob: Bless Neptune!
Squidward: Curse you, Neptune!
Patrick: Who's Neptune?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, we'll just wait for someone to-
[Suddenly, the phone next to Squidward rings. Squidward picks it up]
Squidward: I'm afraid you're too late. Call back tomorrow so I can go home.
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward!
Squidward: Fine, fine! What'll you have?
[We hear some raspy whispering from the other end]
Squidward: I-I'm sorry, what was that?
[Dial tone]
Squidward: Must've been a prank call.
Mr. Krabs: Did they at least say anything remotely similar to anything on the menu?
Squidward: Unless [He imitates the whispering] is on the menu, no.
Mr. Krabs: Well we're giving them a patty whether they like it or not! SpongeBob, make a patty!
SpongeBob: Aye aye, captain!
Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, track down the location of the call!
Squidward: Whatever…
Mr. Krabs: …and Patrick. Uhh… come with us if you don't wanna be fired.
Patrick: Whatever you say, boss!
Squidward: But… Mr. Krabs… Patrick doesn't work here.
Mr. Krabs: Shh…
SpongeBob: The patty is done, Mr. Krabs. [He puts the patty in a brown bag]
Mr. Krabs: Very good, SpongeBob. Squidward, did you track down the call yet?
Squidward: As a matter of fact, yes. The call was made in Bikini Manor.
Mr. Krabs: Bikini Manor…? That place was torn to the ground 30 years ago!
Squidward: Well, it says Bikini Manor. [He holds up the phone, which reads Bikini Manor]
Mr. Krabs: Maybe it means Teddy Tadpole's Pizzeria. It's where Bikini Manor used to be.
Squidward: Why would they want our patties if they sell pizza?
Mr. Krabs: I dunno, Mr. Squidward, but no time to dilly-dally. We need to deliver the Patty!
[Fade to Teddy Tadpole's Pizzeria, which is empty and dusty. It slowly falls apart. Cut to an exterior shot where the pizzeria is now destroyed, and a mansion forms from the remains of the pizzeria. We see our protagonists approach the mansion]
Mr. Krabs: What the…? There was a pizzeria here. I know it!
Squidward: Uh huh. Let's just deliver that stupid patty so I can go sleep.
SpongeBob: I d- d- dunno, S- Squidward. It l- looks kinda s- s- scary…
Mr. Krabs: Quit yer whimperin', boyo! We'll just deliver that patty and get out of here!
Patrick: I WANNA GO HOME!
Mr. Krabs: You too, Patrick!
[They all go inside the mansion. There is a giant hall, with two sets of stairs leading up to another floor. In the hall is a carpet, and a giant bookshelf. There is no light, so Mr. Krabs lights a match]
Mr. Krabs: Wha… what is this place?
Squidward: Mr. Krabs, you big red coward. You know what? The next person we bump into, we give the patty to.
[Patrick purposely bumps into Squidward]
Patrick: I'll have one Krabby Patty, please.
[Squidward takes the bag from SpongeBob and whacks Patrick with it]
Patrick: Thank you, come again.
Mr. Krabs: Let's split up, crew. We can cover more ground that way.
SpongeBob: I DON'T WANNA SPLIT UP!! THIS PLACE IS SCARY!!
Mr. Krabs: Fine! We'll go in pairs. SpongeBob, go with Patrick. I'll go with Mr. Squidward. If you two see anything, shout.
Squidward: As long as none of those idiots are with me, I'm happy.
[Mr. Krabs gives SpongeBob a match and the pairs split up. SpongeBob and Patrick go into a dining room, and Mr. Krabs and Squidward go into a bedroom upstairs]
SpongeBob: Wow. Look at this kitchen. If this mansion wasn't so scary, it would be a pretty nice kitchen.
Patrick: SpongeBob…? I'm scared.
SpongeBob: Me too, Pat, but we have to stay until we find someone to give the patty to.
[SpongeBob's match goes out. SpongeBob and Patrick scream]
SpongeBob: Patrick, did you blow out my candle?
Patrick: No.
SpongeBob: Th- then… who did it?
[The lights flicker, and a human face with red eyes is seen. The pair screams again]
SpongeBob: Uhh… did you order a patty?
[The lights flicker again. The face approaches the duo while a scream is heard. The pair runs and screams in fear]
[Cut to the bedroom, where Mr. Krabs and Squidward are looking for the person]
Mr. Krabs: Did you hear something, Mr. Squidward?
Squidward: I don't wanna know what it is.
[SpongeBob and Patrick come rushing up to the bedroom, panting]
SpongeBob: OH, NEPTUNE!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy! Did you find anything?
SpongeBob: Yes, but it wasn't a fish! I think it was… a ghost. [Thunder crackles]
[Silence. Mr. Krabs and Squidward then burst out in laughter]
Mr. Krabs: Oh please. We all know ghosts aren't real.
SpongeBob: Ahem. [He holds up a picture of The Flying Dutchman]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, right. Well, maybe some ghosts are real, but I doubt you saw anything that wanted to kill ya.
SpongeBob: It did wanna kill us! Show 'em Patrick.
[Patrick begins to turn around, but Mr. Krabs interrupts]
Mr. Krabs: If it has anything to do with Patrick's rear, then I don't wanna see.
Patrick: Oh, okay. [He goes back to his original position]
Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD!
Squidward: What now?
Mr. Krabs: I need ya to go down there and see what SpongeBob and Patrick were running from.
Squidward: Wh- why me?
Mr. Krabs: You're brave. Now get down there, knight in Squidward armor.
[Mr. Krabs pushes Squidward down the stairs. There's silence for 5 seconds, and we hear a blood-curdling scream from Squidward]
SpongeBob: Is Squidward okay?
Mr. Krabs: Well, I'm not goin' down there. Take the patty.
[SpongeBob takes the patty and goes downstairs. We see Squidward sitting on the ground facing away from SpongeBob. However, his shade of blue is much grayer than usual.]
SpongeBob: Sq- Squidward?
[Squidward slowly turns his head. His eyes are missing and he has a huge grin]
Squidward: Anima mea, habet qui conculcabat terram. Anima mea, habet qui conculcabat terram. Anima mea, habet qui conculcabat terram.
[SpongeBob backs up, Squidward follows, but he appears to be levitating]
Squidward: Auxilium mihi in spongiam incubuisse. Satanas quod manducans mihi.
SpongeBob: Squi-
[Fade to black. Cut to the Krusty Krab, which has a sign that says 'Closed', we slowly zoom into this sign, and then it suddenly reads 'Satanas quod manducans mihi.'. We cut to SpongeBob's house, where he is waking up startled]
SpongeBob: Oh neptune! [He looks around] Phew, just a dream. [He leaves the room]
Gary: Satanas quod manducans mihi.
[Fade to black, end]
==Trivia==
* This is PrimitiveSponge129's first attempt at making a scary episode.
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