Happy Wheels

I'm sure you've heard of Happy Wheels. It's a fairly gory game, lots of blood, mess, death and violence. So, I was expecting that. But I wasn't expecting it on a much grander scale than what I was used to.
To start out, I couldn't find the TotalJerkFace website anywhere, so had to use a version on this website I'd never heard of before. 
I skipped the ad that showed up before the game and the title screen came up. The grey clouds in the background of the title screen were creepy, kind of, but that was always there. No strange delusions with the title screen had went on, except for the fact that there was no heavy metal background music. Also, there wasn't any character from the game on the screen. I pressed 'Play' and went to the front page. I couldn't find my favourite game that was Balcony Terror, Which is odd, because the same games were usually up there for years.
I went to 'Browse games' and found a level i liked the look of called 'Helicopter Adventure'. It started up with the Helicopter Man. It played out like a level replay as I couldn't move him, but the player did, on his own. And the screen showed which buttons my player was using.
Eventually he got to a point in the obstacle course where he gave up and stopped, just sat there for about a minute. I was thinking to myself if it was worth just waiting through this, and if I had accidentally clicked on somebody's replay? But then, the character moved. They turned upside-down in mid-air and the screen said they pressed Z: The eject button. The character dropped out of his seat and into the helicopter blades. Happy Wheels had it's fair bit of screaming, but none sounded like this. It was high pitched, screeching, and it went on for what seemed like hours. Just him screeching and his blood squirting. Another thing you'd expect from this game which wasn't as it is usually. The blood this time around was a darker and more sludgier red, and sprayed out a lot more. Parts of the character's body got broken in weird ways I had never seen in-game before. 
Finally it had stopped. His entrails just flung to the ground. The sky around him grew jet black. About a minute later, I saw a realistic, animated pack of rats scuttle along, and eat his body parts, piece by piece. I was about to pass out.
I closed the tab, cleared my history, and never spoke of that thing again. Who would even believe me?
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