The Splatoon Movie/Transcript/Scene 6

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== Transcript ==
(The camera cuts to Amy and her friends in the woods)
Henry: Hey, Zach?
Zach: Yes?
Henry: When are you gonna confess to Amy?
Zach: What?
Jasper: We know you're totally crushing on her, dude!
Zach: I'm not, I just like her as a friend!
Henry: Aw... C'mon, dude. You can tell us!
Zach: I just did, I said I like her as a friend.
Jasper: For real, dude. We know you like her more than just a "friend".
Henry: Would you take her to the park?
Zach: Well, yeah! But, only as friends!
Jasper: Or would you take her to the movies?
Zach: Of course I would! But, just as friends!
Jasper: Yeah, right, dude. Admit it, you like her!
Zach: Well, I'll never tell... (Looks at Amy, and sighs from his crush on her) You'll just have to guess...
Jasper: (To Henry) He's totally crushing on her.
Henry: (To Jasper) Yeah.
(Suddenly Lloyd appears behind Jasper)
Lloyd: Are we talking about love interests?
Jasper: OCTOLING!
Lloyd: Oh, we only just got here! Show us some respect!
(Scarlet walks in as her theme song plays)
Scarlet: Hello, Inklings! (Looks at Cap'n Cuttlefish) Hi, Craig~
Cuttlefish: Scarlet...
Jasper: BACK AWAY, OCTOLING! I'm REALLY timid about this right now!
Scarlet: Aw, c'mon... It's just Lloyd!
Lloyd: (Glares at Scarlet) Really, Scarlet?...
(Scarlets turns to Lloyd with an unimpressed face)
Lloyd: I mean, "my Queen".
Amy: What's going on-
Zach: (Interrupting Amy) It's the Octolings! They've found us!
Amy: Oh, no...
Jasper: But, there's one problem. You're outnumbered! There's six of us, and only three of you!
Scarlet: Oh, really?
(Octavius, Jay and Bob appear out of nowhere)
Scarlet: You were saying?
Jasper: Wow... They look tough... Um, well, there's only six of you, and seven of us! Right, Craig?
Cuttlefish: Uh... (Drops his walking stick and falls on purpose, faking his pain) "Ah, my legs! Oh, my back! I'm so old and broken!"...
Jasper: You suck...
Katie: Yeah, you're a real piece of sh-
Scarlet: (Cuts Katie off) IT makes me sad, knowing that you Inklings won't listen to me. You can either join us in our Troop Program, or get splattered alive!
Amy: We'll never join your Troop Program! Not after what you did to my mom and dad!
Scarlet: Ah! So, you figured it out! You know where your mother and father is!
Amy: You took them and locked them away! Just like what you did to the others!
Scarlet: Very clever, little girl! Now, which will it be? Will you join us, or die?
Amy: We are NOT joining you!
Scarlet: Well, death it is then! Get them!
(Octavius, Jay and Bob charge at the Inklings)
Zach: Oh-ho-ho-ho! You guys are no match for me!
Octavius: Uh, guys? We should probably NOT go for him...
Bob: Oh, please! There's three of us, and only one of him. What can he possibly do to-
(Zach kicks Bob in the face. Bob falls onto Jay, knocking both him, and himself out)
Octavius: See?! What did I tell-
(Octavius falls unconscious from Zach hitting him in the neck)
Sarah: Oop- There's goes Octavius. It looks like we have to do our jobs now.
(Lloyd groans, and both Sarah and Lloyd get up from the ground)
Zach: Like I said, you guys are no match for me-
(A blast of magenta ink hits Zach in the leg, making him fall to the ground)
Zach: AH! My leg!
Scarlet: Well, that was easy. (Points her Octo Shot at Amy) Your turn, orange girl!
Amy: No!
(Heavy footsteps are heard, they get louder and louder as the ground rumbles)
Sarah & Lloyd: (Runs away) Run, run, run, run, run!
Amy: Ha! They're scared of us! They're running away!
Zach: I don't think it's us they're scared of...
Jasper: Haha! Those two are running away! (Turns to see the a Giant Crab heading his way) And there's a GIANT CRAB HEADING THIS WAY!!!
Amy: Oh, no!
Crab: (Towers over the group) Mmm, Inklings! My favorite snack!
Cuttlefish: Oh, no... It's YOU...
Amy: What?
Cuttlefish: Remember those two dead Agents I mentioned earlier? Well, that's the giant crab who ate them! (To the crab) You killed my best Agents!
Amy: Hey, hey! Maybe they're still alive in there! I can assure you, they are NOT dead!
(The crab burps out two items of clothing, One of them is a red vest, and other one is a yellow t-shirt)
Amy: Okay, maybe they are dead...
Cuttlefish: You better not be here to eat me!
Crab: Eww! I'm not gonna eat you! You're old!
Cuttlefish: Well, you better stay away from them kids, you ginormous, uncooked, unsalted, overly expensive, probably expired lunch!
Crab: Oh! Well, that's a new one.
Cuttlefish: We serve your children for lunch in our schools! "Crabby Cakes for lunch today"!
(The Giant Crab knocks Cap'n Cuttlefish out by gently knocking him on the head with his claw)
Crab: That was easy.
Scarlet: Wow, you're big...
Crab: (Picks up Scarlet) Oh! An Octoling! What an occasion!
Scarlet: Let me go, you fat, ugly, oversized crab!
Crab: You're feisty... That means you're spicy! (Opens his mouth)
Scarlet: Don't you DARE!...
Crab: Haha! I'm just kidding. I hate the taste of Octolings.
(The Giant Crab flings Scarlet away. The camera cuts to Sarah and Lloyd running. Scarlet lands perfectly on her feet)
Scarlet: You two! Head back to base! We must inform the boss about this.
Sarah & Lloyd: Yes, my Queen!
(The camera cuts back to the Inklings with the Giant Crab)
Amy: Quick! Let's get out of-
(The Giant Crab picks up Amy)
Crab: So, you're the unfortunate Inkling who's gonna be my snack. Tell me, what's your name?
Amy: Let go of me, you giant freak!
Crab: (Chuckles) That's a funny name. Imagine having that on your driver's license. Well, that doesn't matter, because I'm gonna eat you now!
(A blast of blue ink causes the giant crab to drop Amy onto the ground)
Zach: (Holding up his Ink Gun) Leave her alone! We both have weapons!
Crab: Aw... How cute.
Zach: I'm sorry, did you just call me "Cute"? NEVER call a teenage boy "Cute"!
Crab: You think you stand a chance against me? (He snatches Zach's ink gun, and crushes it between his claws) What are you gonna now, huh?
Zach: Uh-oh... AMY, RUN!
Amy: Quick! Let's split up! Confuse him!
Everyone: Got it!
(Amy starts to run, but she then stops to see Zach still on the ground)
Amy: Zach! Get it together! We're gonna have to take this thing down if we wanna see the light of another day!
Zach: (In pain) My ankle, that big Octoling lady shot it... I can't move... Amy, go on without me!
Amy: But-
Zach: JUST GO! Forget about me! Just save yourself!
Amy: (Remembering what Zach said were Sophie's last words before her death) No! You're coming with me!
(Amy carries Zach with her)
Zach: What are you doing?! I told you to save yourself! Not me!
Amy: This happened to me with my older sister, Sophie. She said those exact words to me. The only mistake I made was... I left her there... Now she's dead, because of me... I'm NOT gonna let that happen to you!
Zach: Wow, Amy... Thanks... You really are a true friend!
Amy: Everyone go in different directions! Confuse him!
(Everyone goes in their own separate directions to try and confuse the Giant Crab, but he's smarter than the Inklings think)
Crab: Do you think I was born yesterday?
(The Giant Crab grabs Amy with his right claw, and grabs Zach with his left)
Zach: OW! My leg feels much worse now! Yeah, "Thanks" for that!
Crab: So... Any last words, you two?
Zach: I guess this is it... It's all over... Amy?! Are you gonna do something?!
Amy: I can't! I dropped by Ink Gun!
Zach: Crap!
Crab: Hehe... Goodbye, little Inklings!
Zach: You were a good friend, Amy...
Amy: Goodbye, Zach...
(The Giant Grab flings Zach and Amy in the air, into his mouth, and then closes it shut)
Jasper & Izzy: NO!!!
Crab: Mmm... They were delicious... You four are next!
Henry, Jasper, Izzy and Katie: NO!
???: "Yippee Ki Yay", giant crab!
Crab: (Turns around) Huh?
(Suddenly, a large bolder comes rolling down in the giant crab's direction)
Crab: (Accepting his fate) Probably for the best...
(The bolder rolls down, and hits the giant crab. He spits out Zach and Amy, and then gets crushed the bolder, getting killed instantly)
Amy: We're alive!
Zach: His insides were disgusting... I'm gonna need new shoes after this...
Jasper: Where did that bolder come from?
(The camera pans over to two Octolings named Emma and Harold)
Emma: Wow, that actually worked!
Harold: Awesome!
Zach: You're the ones who saved us?
Emma: Hey, Inklings!
(Jasper looks at Emma, and blushes deeply)
Jasper: (Blushing) Oh...
Amy: Who are you two?
Emma: I'm Emma, and this is my twin brother, Harold!
Harold: Hey!
Zach: Why did you help us? Aren't you supposed to capture us?
Harold: Oh, it's a long story... We were both kicked out of the Octo Troop Program for talking to the main target, and being "Useless"... We saw you six were in trouble, so we helped you guys!
Emma: Can we join you?
(The Inklings look at each other)
Zach: Excuse us for one minute.
(The Inklings form a group circle)
Amy: Should we let them join our group?
Jasper: No, girl! They'll just turn us in! Well... (Looks at Emma, blushing) Maybe only ONE of them will...
Zach: But, hold on just a minute, Jasper. They can lead us to Octo Valley, and then we can complete our mission!
Henry: Yeah! If they lead us to Octo Valley, we can go against that big Octoling lady, the DJ himself, and then save everyone!
Jasper: You know what? I've changed my mind. Let's do it!
Izzy: Yeah, let them join!
Amy: Alright, we'll let them join!
(The Inklings break the group circle)
Amy: You two can join.
Emma & Harold: Yay!
Cuttlefish: (Wakes up) Oh...
Katie: Were you seriously sleeping this WHOLE TIME?!
Cuttlefish: Hu-WHA?! No, I wasn't sleeping. I was just... Resting my brain.
Katie: Yeah, right...
Harold: Craig?
Emma: Craig!
Cuttlefish: (Sees Emma and Harold) Oh! (Hugs them both) I'm so happy to see you!
Zach: You know these two?
Cuttlefish: Yeah! They saved my life when that same crab attacked me and my former top Agents! They're the only Octolings I trust!
Amy: Well, Octolings. We're on a mission, and we could use your help by leading us to Octo Valley.
Emma: Sure, we'll lead you there. But, you must know a few things about that place first.
Henry: Well, let's sit down by the fire and you can tell us all about it.
Harold: Hey, boys!
Zach, Jasper & Henry: Yes?
Harold: What'd ya' say we take a walk and talk about "Boy things"?
Jasper & Henry: (Knowing what Harold actually meant) Yes!
Zach: I can't, my leg is injured.
Emma: Here, let me help you with that! This won't hurt a bit... (Under her breath) It's gonna hurt a lot.
(Emma pulls on Zach's leg and heals it)
Zach: AH! (Gently moans in pain, but then stops) Oh... Wow... I feel great! Thanks!
Harold: Now, wanna go for a walk, boys?
Zach, Jasper & Henry: Yep!
(The boys leave quickly while quietly giggling)
Emma: Boys, huh?
Katie: Ugh! Tell me about it!...
Amy: Shall we sit by the fire, girls?
Emma, Katie & Izzy: Yes.
(The camera points up into the sky, and fades to the next scene)
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