Whatever Happened to SpongeBob? (Alternate Episode)

[Episode begins outside of SpongeBob's house at night. SpongeBob’s foghorn alarm goes off, making sheets fly off of SpongeBob's bed. His eye literally peel open]
SpongeBob: [frantically jumps out of bed and bounces off walls landing in front of Gary] Good morning, Gary! [looks out window] Good morning, Mr. Mailman!
Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it? [The Mailman avoids a truck on his bicycle]
SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...
[Cut to Squidward's bedroom]
Squidward: [wakes up, moving frantically] Ah, stay away! [relieved] Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.
[Scene reverts to SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: The best job...
[at the Krusty Krab Mr. Krabs pulls out his pocket watch]
Mr. Krabs: He's already ten seconds late! I'm docking him a month's pay for this.
SpongeBob: And, of course, the bestest pet. [hugs Gary]
Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob hugs Gary] Meow! [Spongebob then notices his stopwatch and realizes that he is late for work]
SpongeBob: Wait a sec, I'm late for work! Bye Gary! [opens the door to outside and goes to the door of Squidward's house] [sings] Squidward!
Squidward: [gets in SpongeBob's face, annoyed] Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep! Do you understand? Idiot boy. [He shuts the door, causing SpongeBob to frown. He gets angry and knocks on the door harder]
SpongeBob: But Squidward, you're gonna be late for work!
Squidward: Late for... Late for Work? Fine. I'll go.[ They Walk To The Krusty Krab ]
1 Minute And 50 Seconds Later
SpongeBob: I'm Here!
Mr. Krabs: Me Boy! You're Already 2 Minute Late For Work! Idiot Boy!
SpongeBob: But.... * Frowns *
Mr. Krabs: It's Ok Spongeboy Me Boy. You're Only 2 Minutes Late! Thats Only Nothing!
SpongeBob: * Cries * 2 Minutes Is Very Big To Me!
Squidward: * Chuckles * Hes Such A Idiot Boy.
Mr. Krabs: Im Uh.... Sorry For Calling You Idiot Boy, I Got To Carried Away, But Uhhh... Go Make The Krabby Patties. The Customers Are Getting Inpatient.
SpongeBob: O-O-Ok...
[ Scene Cuts To Spongebob Making Krabby Patties ]
[ Patricks Head Pops Out Of The Window ]
Patrick: Hey... Uh.... Swiss Cheese With Square Shaped Pants. I Had Seen The New Playgrounds In Town!
SpongeBob: Not The Hooks Again!
Patrick: Uhh... What Hooks?
SpongeBob: You Know, That Pile Of Hooks We Went To That You Mistakened As An Playground Or Something.
Patrick: Uhh.. This Time There Is No Free Cheese.
SpongeBob: No Not Like That!
[ SpongeBob Initiates A Hook With His Fingers ]
Patrick: I Get What You Mean Now... I Guess
SpongeBob: But I Hate To Tell You This But.. I Have To Work
Patrick: Can't You Take A Little Break
SpongeBob: I Can Only Take On Like.... One In Every 20 Years.
Patrick: WHAT! Mr. Krabs Is Stupid, Idiot Boy!
[ Patrick Walks Away From The Krusty Krab Angry ]
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