Squash Mouse: Order of Lenny 2

"Dear Bill,
I have received your message. u wot m8? ¬ ͜ ¬
Don't take up a silly job like that. There's no need. You're far too stupid. ¬ ͜ ¬
Besides, I wouldn't believe any of that crud. x)
If you're gonna take up this job, you better watch out for my chainsaw. 
Regards,
Patrick, your friend :)"
After reading this note, I was encouraged even MORE, because I hate my friends. ¬ ͜ ¬
Anyway, Squash Mouse is STILL running his army and stuff. He's a real sadist.
I received an email last night, claiming to have come from Patrick. But my friend Pat would never write:
"i lik u m8 com 2 my place"
It was obviously Squash Mouse. He was trying to kidnap me.
NO, I'M NEVER GONNA JOIN THE ORDER OF THE LENNY.
Also, Disney are trying to stop Squash Mouse, but some of their main support are lay, so they have to do it themselves.
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