Episode 170

Pete's Showtime special happened, Sebastian had a sleep over at the NFL's defensive player of the year's house, and they play "Man-arios!" Those are scenarios that a man should be able to deal with...
* Pete recaps his Showtime special performance
* Sebastian completes his week at J.J. Watt's house, ready to try out for the NFL now.
* An organized crime figure in witness protection attends Sebastian's Houston show.
* Sebastian attends an American Idol taping
* Connetquot High School honors Pete in the visual arts hall of fame.
* Man-arios! Big rig stick shift, deep diving, flag pole, cigarette, gift for dead friend, psycho home invader, bank robbery hostage, siphon gasoline.
* 6-minute edit of Pete's "embarrassing grammar" by DJ Lou.
* Pete: "I just seeded the lawn...if the mob do come here, they better use the sidewalk."
* Pete: "You got a bat up there?" Sebastian: "No, but I'm gonna get one after this story."
* Pete: "I'm out, but I will turn to the pregnant lady and lip the word, 'Sorry.'"
* J.J. Watt: "Not during meals." (re: photos)
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