Yeti Crab vs Scaly-foot Gastropod

The bristly crab named after the Yeti, Yeti Crab, and the hydrothermal vent snail, Scaly-foot Gastropod, rap against each other to see who is the better sea creature from the deepest ocean vents. But is there another competitor?
Yeti Crab Background: Near a hydrothermal vent
Scaly-foot Gastropod Background: Near another hydrothermal vent
Beat: Bankroll
== Battle ==
(starts at 0:00)
FERAL RAP BATTLES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
SCALY-FOOT GASTROPOD
VS
YETI CRAB
BEGIN!
=== Yeti Crab ===
(0:12)
Roar! These vents ain't big enough for both of us, bro!
I scare Jacques Cousteau! Serve some fresh escargot!
This is crustacean domination, stepping to me's just cray
You and your worm buds will end up like Pompeii!
The abominable lobster's a mobster tonight
Exercise my chelae as I crush this hermaphrodite!
So toxic that my fur got specialized bacteria
I don't fear ya! You're a mollusk Tony Stark only inferior!
=== Scaly-foot Gastropod ===
(0:37)
I'm an expert survivor, think you can match my wit?
You feed upon the filth in your own armpit!
You're not a hermit, crab, but I can shun you from society
With iron-sulfide hard rhymes, come in three color varieties
You can't touch me under my three-layered shell harbor
The US army studies it to make better armor
I'm a scale-covered snail in this trail I prevail
Finding me in the sample was a scientific Holy Grail!
=== Yeti Crab ===
(1:02)
I'm a psycho Kiwa! You're a mellow fellow in slow motion
I twist over your body, call it gastropod torsion!
Call my Hoff Crab chum to run you over with KITT, punk
I was discovered by Alvin, but you sing like a chipmunk!
Your asshole's located so close to your head
You can swallow the very same shit you just said!
Retreat into your shell you little symbiotic maggot
Think you're tough? You could be defeated by a magnet!
=== Scaly-foot Gastropod ===
(1:30)
I got mean flow like an ocean current, you sea?
Getting street cred in Kairei, Solitaire and Longqi
I'll serve you your own legs, cooked in hydrothermal smoke!
I'm an armor-clad knight, you're a hydrothermal joke
Kick you back to your nauplius larval stage if you bother me
I squash a squat lobster 'til he's flat like a water flea!
To a predator I bet you look like quite a sweet tidbit
And your skill's about as legit as your namesake cryptid!
=== Sea Pig ===
(beat stops for)
Yum! Did somebody say tidbit?
(beat kicks back in at 1:55)
Back off, everyone, make room for Sea Pig!
Wasn't planned to join in, but I don't give a frig!
Marching into this place bringing deuterostomian grace
Striding on my tube feet as I dominate the space
Bring an ocean commotion, party on the sea floor!
I may have a softer body but my rhymes are hardcore!
Porcine seafood, the nightmare of a Jewish cuisine
So much treif that the Rabbis must deem me obscene!
I'm a plump pinkish pimp rocking the abyssal plains
After you decompose I'm gonna eat your remains!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
FERAL RAP BATTLES-
(The logo gets torn in half by the Yeti Crab's claws.)
-ARGH!!!
-OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!!!
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