Welcome Back To Surrealland! (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Eggman Base
A scene from Susan Travels The World with Super Rainbow Samantha and Sasha destroying his big mech
Eggman: "So those kids think they can defeat us many times, can they?"
Breadman: "Boss, what do we do so that we can REALLY defeat them?"
Sugarwoman: "We brainstorm."
Milkman: "When we kill those kids-"
Meatwoman: "No, no, no. Not that it's too low for us, but killing Swift, Ava, or Mia will 30% make us feel the wrath of Raging Rose."
Nutman: "That'll still enable us to kill the kids, as it's only 30% that."
Meatwoman: "The other 70% is us having to deal with the wrath of an even worse version of Raging Rose from Amy."
Eggman: "Let's just make sure the kids are sick. Motobug, sneak a fever bomb into the school."
Gaia City Educational Center (Recess Time)
Skyler: "Sorry, guys, but we're re-assigning Sasha to a new foe."
Sasha: "Why are you re-assigning me to someone else? Who's the new enemy?"
Skyler: "Because Tails and Sally are now in the lowest rank of our threat scale. That's because we don't feel they're very good anymore."
Sasha: "But Skyler, we're talking about TAILS AND SALLY! Nobody can defeat them except me."
Heads: "Well, here's the thing. Sonic, Amy, and Samantha are much more powerful."
Sasha: "Don't blame those 2."
Heads: "The thing is I feel like Tails and Sally are a little too easy for you. As a result, I'm assigning Susan to Tails."
Susan: "Wait, me? Oh, this is going to be good. Very good. Is the reason because rain only hurts me a little and thunderstorms charge me up?"
Heads: "No, it's because you can get challenged by Tails."
Sasha: "But I and Tails became best frenemies!"
Heads: "You're promoted to fighting Sonic, Amy, and Samantha, and that's final."
Sasha; "Wait, doesn't Curd-"
Heads: "Sonic and Amy, and sometimes Samantha. Thanks for telling me that."
A small Motobug puts a small fever bomb on the school grounds
Knot: "Attention, everybody! We have partnered with Milo and Papaya Industries! As a result, we'll get the materials we need from them!"
Susan: "Like trains?"
Knot: "Who even makes train factories?"
The fever bomb explodes and affects everyone
Toads from a portal arrive at the school and bring beds with blankets and pillows to the kids
All of the kids are put on the mattress
Milo: "You have to pay for that! But, you're sick, so I'm just gonna steal your money for 2000 customers served. 250 from each grade."
Heads: "That's fine with me."
Susan: "We stored a million Mobiums in the safe. Remember that we all have discounts on your products."
Milo: "And Mobiums, I am guessing are the same as dollars in terms of value. I'll just assume they are. By the way, these are hybrid mattresses. Just go to sleep and I'll get three million three hundred thousand dollars."
Everyone started sleeping
Papaya: she played a lullaby
Tails: he wore an anti-fever suit "I heard the news. Everyone got sick from fever due to a fever bomb. Did Eggman do this? Also, just take all my money." he gives Milo and Papaya his 3,300,000 dollars "I bought these bills from the store. All of them cost 1 Mobium each."
Milo: "I accept this currency. I can do anything, as I am prince of the Mushroom Kingdom." he takes the money "Thanks for your patronage. But you still need to pay 200,000 dollars for the 2 pillows on each bed and an extra 50,000 for the duvets."
Fiona: "I bought 250,000 dollar bills in the store!" she gives them to Milo
Milo: "I'll take it."
The Prower Bots arrive at the school and bring the beds to the big hospital
Prower Towers Hospital
Cream: "Sorry. This hospital only allows a thousand. Thankfully, there's another hospital, and it's just across this one."
The Prower Bots bring the beds to the other hospital
Cream: "Don't worry, Gemerl copied my healing abilities. I am very sure he'll be as good as I am."
Tails: "Thanks, Cream. You're so kind."
Cream: "Sleep for now. Well, except Susan and Curd, because fruit juices can fight fever. I am the Most Valuable Customer of Curd Milkshakes and Juices."
Curd: "Oh, I remember that, Mom! Thanks!"
Cream: "Your drinks are so good! They are not only the tastiest, but I had an experiment once. For one week, I didn't treat patients with fever with your drinks, but I used other fruit juices. I cured fever from a thousand patients. However, when I bought your fruit juice and treated my patients with them, I cured fever from five thousand! That's because they really liked your juice and it helped in fighting fever more than other juices! Keep up the good work, Curd. Well, after you're cured from fever."
Curd: "Thanks so much, Mom."
Cream: "You're welcome, dear, but I can't kiss you on the forehead, because-"
Ava: "You have healing powers." she goes back to bed
Cream: "Yeah, but I can't immediately cure myself of fever!"
Everyone started to sleep, and they were transported to Surrealland in their dreams
Curd: "Whoa! What is this place?"
Susan: "I remember it, but I still can't predict any-"
Swift: he goes to the spiral shaped slide inside a large glass
Ava: "Wait for me, Swift!" she tries jumping in it, but the spiral breaks "How did that happen?"
Susan: "This is Surrealland, Ava. Nothing that will happen in this place will be something you expect."
Ava: "I am not believing that. That pool over there will act like a normal pool and all of that would be fine." she jumps in the pool "See? It's like normal water!"
Susan: "They delivered something that you predicted, as usually, people wouldn't predict that something they predicted would happen." she gets sent to a pinball machine "Yep. They keep surprising me."
Curd: "Hey, Mom!"
Crema: she gets out a laser gun
Curd: "Uh, Mom, what are you doing?"
Ava: "Curd, this is Surrealland."
A bed walks to them
Bed: "You cannot expect anything. You can't even expect the unexpected."
Susan: "So everything that happens will be random?"
Whir and Sasha: they try using Cyan Laser, but they used Burst instead
Knot: "This place has just gotten weird. What is the next weird thing that will happen?"
The place becomes a normal house and everyone stays silent for 5 seconds
Knot: "Nothing, I guess. Let's just go home." he opens the door and a lot of clones of him appear through doors through the ceiling, the TV, the bedroom, and more "What just happened?"
Mia: "Let me try." she runs through the door and turns into Sonic "Whoa! I turned into Dad! How did this happen? What's next? I can't wait to try out my enhanced super speed! Wait, why is my voice deep?" she goes through another door at lightspeed, but she slows down after going through another door, due to turning into Amy "I may have lost my super speed, but I am now Mom, who has much more physical strength than anyone in Mobius!" she lifts the entire house but gets sucked into
Swift: he runs through a room full of mirrors and passes by looking at all of them "Woah! I have a big head in that one! And then big legs in that other one! And then a small head in that next one! And big hands in another! I am a giant in the next one! I look exactly like Dad in that one! Oh, wow! This is cool! So many mirrors showing me- wait, that doesn't look like me at all! I don't inherit much from Mom aside from my hammer, my optimistic personality, my crush on someone, that being Susan, me depending on my sister to save me in some situations-"
Ava: "Mom USED to be like that. And besides, you listed a lot of things you inherited from her, so you do inherit a lot from her. By the way, we have gotta go. Don't look at any more mirrors, because the "versions" of you you looked at in the mirrors are chasing us!"
They don't chase
Swift: "Wait, we didn't expect that."
Ava: "That's the main gimmick of this place. Let's just run."
The two run away
Anne: she paints a tree "I love the Doodle Room. It's the place to keep me from the surreal nature of Surrealland. I mean it's still weird that I can draw and then they come to life-"
Oliver: "That happens to you a lot, you know?"
Anne: "Right. But look at what I can do!" she draws Titan Tails "Look! He's coming to life!"
Oliver: "That's a bad thing."
Titan Tails: he destroys the Doodle Room
Anne: "Oh no! We're at Surrealland!"
Oliver: "That's what I've been telling you! It's a bad idea!"
Hazel: "Where's my army of bees? We need to escape from this place!"
Ava: "We're going to die at this rate! We can't expect anything here! Wait, we can't expect anything here. What happens if we expect that something unexpected would happen?"
Mia: "This place is cool, but it's dangerous. We just want to go home, though, as no place is better than home."
Susan: she walks through the door and turns into Samantha "Whoa! I look like Mom!"
Mia: "Went through the same thing."
Susan: "Amy?"
Mia: "No, Susan! I'm Mia! I turned into Mom!"
Oliver: "By the way, Ava, your plan isn't going to work."
Titan Tails: he flies over everyone and shoots eye beams at them
Ava: "Wait, I read in the comics that this guy can manipulate reality! Can you please send us home? We miss our parents!"
Swift: "Please, Titan Tails!"
Ivy: she hit a lot of bowling pins "But I love being a bowling ball!"
Mia: "Don't kill us, please!"
Anne: "Don't worry. I've got this." she gets out her paintball gun and shoots at Titan Tails
Tia: "Good one, Anne."
Curd: she boosts Anne with her boosting powers "I inherited this from Mom."
Anne: she shot more paintballs at Titan Tails to complete the coloring
Titan Tails: "Get my colors right and paint them with the right colors, and I'll send you home!"
Ava: "OK, Anne, you need more yellow-orange paintballs."
Anne: she changes to yellow-orange and shoots around Titan Tails
Titan Tails: he used his tails to blow away Anne
Anne: "Oh no! One paintball left! Let's make it count."
Knot: "KNOT another suspenseful moment! We have had this many times in the show! I have a paintbrush." he uses his tail to latch onto Titan Tails and paints him with her paintbrush covered in yellow-orange paint
Titan Tails: "You're almost there."
Ivy: "I love painting a picture! Just need to complete the coloring, and the masterpiece will be done!" she painted Titan Tails with her paintbrush while floating "There! A masterpiece is done!"
Heads: "And she used Surrealland's gimmick of random things happening to float!"
Titan Tails: "OK, you passed. Now go." he sends everyone back to their home worlds
Hospital
Ricotta: "Mom was great at curing us!"
Heads: "I feel better now!"
Susan: "That was a weird dream!"
Ava: "We went to Surrealland!"
Swift: "It was quite a trip!"
Susan: "Thanks for saving us in your dream, Anne."
Anne: "You're welcome, Susan!"
Ivy: "I wanna do it again!"
Ava: "What would've happened if we died in Surrealland anyway? Nothing! It was just a dream! But nobody knows they had a dream until they end up in the place they last slept in."
Cream: "That's right, Ava!"
Sonic: "Ava! I'm glad you're alright!"
Ava: "Dad! Did you take care of Eggman?"
Sonic: "Yes. We also saved Samantha in the process."
Susan: "Mom was captured by Eggman?"
Amy: "Indeed, she was."
Samantha: "That was the worst experience ever. Thank you so much for saving me, Sonic and Amy."
Sonic: "Call us anytime you have trouble, Sam!"
Samantha: "OK, Sonic! You're a great friend. Amy, you too."
Amy: "Thanks, Sam!"
Samantha: "You're welcome."
Speedy: "And Sasha saved me from being scared by the surreal nature of that place."
Sasha: "We are best friends, and we could be a couple with a healthy relationship when we grow up."
Speedy: "Yeah! You truly are a great friend."
Sasha: "You too, Speedy. We rescue each other."
The End!
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