Transcripts/Go for the KNVB Feast

LMB theme song
:[in Canterlot Presidential University]
:[civilians conversing]
:Dennis: [Latvian accent] Howdy, y'all! Who's ready for a new holiday tradition?
:Luna: Technically, it's not a tradition if it's new. Tradition implies something that's been done before and everyone expects it and—
:Dennis: How do y'all feel about startin' a holiday tradition?
:Jason: Sounds cool.
:Martin: I'm in.
:Celestia: Oooh!
:Tobias: Fabulous!
:Luna: Words matter, guys.
:Dennis: Every year for the Applejack Harvest Festival, my family sends a themed photo to our friends. This is when we were pioneers. This year, we were in the forest. And last year, we all pretended to be ghosts.
:Luna: Uh, there's no one in this picture.
:Dennis: Because you can't see ghosts, Luna. Shhh.
:Tobias: Indeed. We're all familiar with the Applejack yearly cards.
:Dennis: I was thinkin' we could all get gussied up and do a holiday photo to send out to the whole university.
:Tobias: Ohhh... Masha Allah...
:Martin: Oh, DI, I would love to, but I have a... a thing. You know, right now. With Bambang Reguna. You know, Bambang from Seborga High. We're gonna get... sandwiches.
:Dennis: Heh. You're so funny. Bring him along. He can take picture.
:Martin: Astaghfirullah. He just... canceled.
:Dennis: We just gotta figure out what we're all wearin'.
:Luna: Guys, I could design it!
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: No way!
:Jason: Remember when you made us be the quadratic equation for Halloween?
:Vincent: I didn't mind that costume.
:Jason: 'Cause you got to be a plus or minus. I could barely function. [gasps] Wait. Was that a math pun?! [groans] Luna! You're ruining me!
:Luna: Ah, don't be such a square, Jason!
:[rimshot]
:Dennis: I already decided on the theme. Dutch Roulette! You know, their goat horn-shaped basket thingies overflowin' with flowers, fruit, squashes, and corn? It's the symbol of the Applejack Harvest Festival!
:Tobias: I'll take the lead on wardrobe.
:Martin: Whaaaat...?
:Vincent: Really?
:Luna: Unexpected.
:Tobias: Simply tell us the location of the photo, and we will be there!
:Dennis: Well, this is the best news ever! Thanks, y'all. I'll get the auditorium ready for the shoot. See you guys this afternoon!
:[]
:Tobias: [sighs]
:Martin: Lady Toby, are you okay? I think you just offered to do something that you don't really want to do.
:Tobias: No, princess. Unfortunately, I offered to do something I have to do. As a good, generous friend, I have to save Dennis' photo shoot. I also have the best taste of anyone involved.
:Jason: Yup. Knew there was another reason.
:Tobias: I know not what a goat horn-shaped basket thing—
:Jason: Uh, Dutch Roulette?
:Tobias: —rou-huh-duh-buh is, but I can guarantee that I will make us the most fabulous version of that... that... thing that I can. [gasps, moans]
:Celestia: Lady Toby! Are you okay? What do you need?
:Tobias: Take me to the drama department's costume room! Time is running out!
:[montage music]
:[whoosh]
:[Fluttershy birds chirping]
:Tobias: I'm going to make this—
:Jason: Dutch Roulette!
:Tobias: —so fashionable that people will learn what a—
:Jason: Dutch Roulette!
:Tobias: —is.
:Martin: So, no appointments this afternoon?
:Luna: What are you doing, princess?
:Martin: Trying to get an appointment I can for this afternoon. But my dentist, doctor, dermatologist, podiatrist, and guitar teacher are all booked.
:Luna: You have a podiatrist?
:Martin: I can't be in this picture, Luna. We're gonna look silly.
:Tobias: Yes, princess. Yes, we are. But we're going to be the most fashionable kind of silly there is. As Dennis' friends, it's the least we can do. For friendship.
:Martin: [sighs] For friendship.
:[montage music continues]
:Luna: I would just like to point out that the quadratic formula was better than this.
:Celestia: Yeah, well, I'm feeling a little "husky", so I don't want to "ear" it. [chuckles] Sorry if that joke was "corny", but it's all I have right now!
:Vincent: Well, I like my outfit. I'm a bunch of grapes.
:Tobias: Let's just get to the auditorium before anyone sees us.
:[poof!]
:The Petrovburg Heroes: [grunting]
:[presidential bell rings]
:[students and other civilians conversing]
:Jason: RUN! [panting] Aah! Oof! [grunting]
:[students and other civilians laughing]
:[camera clicks]
:Jason: Help! I'm stuck!
:The Petrovburg Heroes (except Celestia): [yelping]
:[students laughing]
:Luna: Oh! Whoa!
:Vincent: [catches Luna] I got you, boy!
:Tobias: [crying]
:Luna: [grunting]
:Tobias: Oof!
:[students laughing]
:Martin: [grunting] Aah!
:[cameras clicking]
:Martin: [grunts]
:Celestia Aah!
:[thud]
:Martin: Okay, so, now that we are a laughingstock—
:Celestia: Did someone say "stalk"?
:Martin: [groans] Let's just get to the picture. Nothing to lose.
:[]
:Joko Sikumbang: [shows a photo]
:Dennis: Looks great, Miss Joko.
:[door opens]
:Joko Sikumbang: [Javanese accent] Opo iki?
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: What's happened, guys?
:Tobias: Sergey, we told Dennis that we would do this photo shoot of dressing up and w-whatnot!
:Martin: And we put ourselves through quite the ordeal to get here, amidst laughter and judgment. But it's because we're the friends. And we respect the Applejack's traditions. So if we have to look like corn and squash—
:Vincent: And grapes.
:Tobias: Then we're willing to do it, Sergey. [to Dennis] We love you, Dennis.
:Dennis: [laughs] What?! My mother – Mrs. Maria, is the one that made us dress up. I was just sayin' we should take a picture with a Dutch Roulette set behind us. Should've known when you said "wardrobe".
:Rest of the Petrovburg Heroes: [sigh and groan]
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Stay chill, guys, stop getting angry!
:Martin: [whispering]
:Tobias: Uh, we could change. But it would be a shame to waste the ensemble I made for you, Dennis!
:Dennis: What the— [laughs nervously] 
:[]
:Dennis: Wishin' y'all a Happy Holidays, from our KNVB Feast to yours. Love, Dennis Idmayanti.
:Sergey the Twilight Sparkle: Sergius Aluna Norgesic.
:Martin: Martin Heldayeti.
:Jason: Jason Esofita.
:Vincent: Vincent Fluttershy.
:Tobias: Tobias Ratnasari.
:Celestia: Celestia Diane.
:Luna: And Luna Vernadsky, the miracle boy.
:[camera clicks]
:THE END
id: Transkrip/Pergi Untuk Pesta KNVB
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