Chinese New Year

Musical guest: Kimberley Locke (Wrong)
guest star - Kaci Battaglia
* Lead Vocals: Jennifer Aniston
* Backing Vocals: Robert Mittenthal
== Quotes ==
Announcer: Are you ready for KaBlam!?
You know why? Because I didn't have to. 
And I say China's the greatest country in the world. 
Greatest country in the world?
Henry's Mom: We packed our bags, we hopped a plane,
We left our happy home.
June's dad: Uh, singing's kind of illegal here.
Henry's Mom: The culture seemed a bit insane but you said, hey, when in Rome.
June's dad: Uh, Seriously
Henry's Mom: Maybe you got no reason to complain,
But I've got no heart and soul.
So here's what I don't like about Chinese New Year.
You can’t go out unless you are escorted by a man,
And when you do, you come home with full of sand.
No cokes and no other things,
At least a girl can have a look.
Man (Speaking): But not in front of the kids!
Henry's Mom: Oh, it’s a land of joy,
If you are a boy or a girl,
But if you are a kid,
It’s the worst place in the world.
June's dad: Okay, we get it.
Henry's Mom: Oh, but I’m just getting started.
China girls we do pilates, starve ourselves until we’re cartoons,
Why? Because we like to turn the page, check me out you uptight Saudis!
Oh it’s so awfully grand.
June's dad: Come on, stop singing.
Henry's Mom: If you are a man or a woman.
June's dad: I’m only back up singing.
Henry's Mom: If you don’t take me home soon, I think I’m gonna hurl.
It’s the worst place in the world.
June's dad: I started this point system and she’s way behind.
Henry's Mom: I only want to see the world, explore and socialize,
But in this town I can’t so much as look at other guys,
Cuz if I did, they’d call me harlot, whore, adulteress,
I bet my last riyal you fellas won’t approve of this.
Who wants a kiss?
It’s great if you're from Mars, but not if you're from Venus,
If you wanna drive a car, you better have your keys.
So if you’ve got drums.
Man (Speaking): Ooh!
Henry's Mom: A bang.
Man (Speaking): Eee!
Henry's Mom: A fortune.
Man (Speaking): What is a dance?
Henry's Mom: And a Chinese dragon,
You see where I’m going with this.
Stay away from Chinatown!
Hey KaBlamoids! Now's that time in our show where we take a look at some surprising shorts!
Welcome everybody. We hope you will enjoy the poptastic sounds of the American Idol finalist, Kimberley Locke!
Kimberley Locke: You can say I'm weak, can say I'm frail
But your presumptions won't prevail 
I'm made of more than what you see 
You tell me to twist, tell me to bend 
But I won't break just to fit in 
Just shut your mouth and listen up
I was so naive to let you have control of me 
But now that I believe in me I know, oh
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be 
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be, yeah
I'm on the outside looking in 
No longer do 
I pretend to be something that 
I'm not, yeah 
I don't run and I don't hide 
Behind a comfort in disguise 
What you see is what you get
I was so naive to let you have control of me 
But now that I believe in me I know, oh
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be 
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be, yeah
I wouldn't change a thing 
'Cause life is how you grow 
You live, you learn, and then you know
That you're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be 
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be 
You're wrong, and I'm strong, unafraid of moving on 
'Cause I'm free to be me, nobody tells me who to be, yeah
June: and that’s the end of our show! 
Henry: but before we go, let’s give a big hand for our musical guest, Kimberley Locke!
June: and a big thanks to our special guest, Kaci Battaglia!
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