Flanders' Book of Faith

Flanders' Book of Faith is the seventh book in The Simpsons Library of Wisdom series. It is a religious guide credited to be written by Ned Flanders for everyone. It shows a Flanders family tree, in a similar fashion to the Simpson and Bouvier trees in The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album. It shows that Ned is apparently descended from Flemish royalty, much like how The Simpsons Uncensored Family Album shows that Homer is descended from Scandinavians and Native Americans, and Marge from the French.
== Synopsis ==
Hi-diddly-ho, true believers! Ned Flanders offers up a helping handful of homespun and homeschooled hints for G-rated general audiences.
Follow the Nedster as he leads you through the thorny debate over church vs. state, puts the focus on the Flanders family tree, and lists his forbidden words (a.k.a. Neddy No-Nos). This gospel of goodness also includes a souvenir map to Praiseland, Ned's Comic Book of Virtues, and a sampling of the left-handed luxuries available only at The Leftorium. Whether you live north, south, east, or even west of the Bible belt, good ol' Nedilly Doodily will put you on the road to righteousness!
== Contents ==
* Ned's Top 40
* Flanders Family Tree
* Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions About Religion (Part 1)
* Ned's Daily-Diddly Diary!
* Maude Flanders Factfile
* Rod & Todd Factfile
* What Would Ned Do? (Part 1)
* Ned's List of Laudable Lefties
* The Sharpen'edge: Premium Selections from the Leftorium Catalog
* The Many Manly Mustaches of Man
* Anatomy of Ned
* What Would Ned Do? (Part 2)
* Scrub-a-Dub Flanders' Naughty Lyrics Laundry
* A Ned Flanders Cookbook
* Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kid's Questions About Religion (Part 2)
* Ned's Lifetime to Diddly-Diddly-Do List!
* Junior Camper's Oath
* Ned "Fearless Leader" Flanders Presents: Junior Camper Merit Badges Earned in Recognition of Meritorious Achievement
* God Factfile
* The Devil Factfile
* Neddy No-No's: Words Forbidden in the Flanders Home
* A Comic Book of Virtues
* Praiseland Souvenir Map
* Tiny Traumatized Tykes: Ned's Collection of Humble Figurines
* Ned Flanders' Desk
* Flanders-Approved Textbooks for Todd and Rod from the Texas Home School Book Depository
* Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions About Religion (Part 3)
* Ned's Nix and Picks from the Flap Doodle Music Album Archives
* 40 Types of People You Meet in Church
* Homer Simpson's Dream Church
* The 10 Commandments vs. The Bill of Rights
* Ned-Approved Family-Safe TV Viewing Log
* Happy to Meat Ya! From the New Fashion Collection of Flanders' BBQ Aprons
* Inside Ned's Brain
* What Would Ned Do? (Part 3)
* Rod and Todd-Safe Halloween Costumes
* Ned's DVD Shelf
* Ask-Aroonie the Nedster! Ned Answers Kids' Questions About Religion (Part 4)
* The Slippery Slope: Ned Flanders' Illustrated Pocket Guide to the 21 Danger Signs along the Road to Moral Decay
* What Would Ned Do? (Part 4)
* The Lyrical Stylin's of Ned Flanders: A Jaunty Gent of All Genres
* Ned's Beatnik Parents Factfile (Nedward Flanders, Sr. and Agnes Flanders)
* From the NEDitor in Chief: The Flanders Family Newsletter
* Ned's Christmas List
* Ned's Bumper Stickers
* Ned's Bottom 40
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