Apology from Lemming Juice Melatha

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Apology from Lemming Juice by Melatha
:-by Melatha
<BR>It deeply saddens me to bring this news to the server, but I have to get it off my chest so I can move on. 
All guilds have bad days, and Lemming Juice has sunk to a new low. 
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<BR>Having been invited to an AQ 20 raid that fell apart due to insufficient numbers, on the spur of the moment, I yelled, "The LAST melon!" into Guild Chat. 
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<BR>After everyone finished comparing Lemmings to the Dodo birds in Ice Age for a while, they showed up in droves to The Badlands. Some frantic instructions from an agitated dwarf (sorry about yer pet), led us to Silithus and finally to AQ 20. 
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<BR>We had every intention of wiping the raid, but we completely messed it up (everyone has an off night, I suppose it's expected). Our mages kept losing agro to the warriors, the room full of a thousand monkeys that run our paladins cast these things on us called "buffs" and our priests accidentally cast a few spells called "heals" on the raid members... Yup, it was a disaster. Did you know that hunters can shoot things... from a distance? Horrible I tell ya. 
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<BR>Being denied our wipe practice on the trash mobs, we came across a huge earwig a couple rooms in named Kirinurimonoxodil. This bug is as big as its name and almost as frightening to behold as Kopfjagger (true story). 
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<BR>Hope at last! There was no way Lemmings could avoid a wipe on such a monstrosity, so we charged headlong into battle. 
Alas, as you may suspect by now, we accidentally slayed the beast. 
It was such a terrible display of Lemmingness that it disheartens me to inform you that not a single Lemming perished in this, our very first encounter in AQ 20. 
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<BR>We appologize to the server for betraying your trust and confidence. 
<BR>We hope that you will not hold this against us for too long. 
<BR>We will work to restore your confidence in our poor performance. 
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<BR>Melatha 
<BR>Please Feed the Lemmings!