Average item asylum item

average item asylum item isn't an item in Item Asylum. It is a dinky looking long sword that's also thin.
== Functionality ==
Using the item will make you swing it obviously. It deals 50 damage, slight knockback, and ragdoll because fuck you. It has like a .5 second cooldown or something idk.
Getting a kill with this mess gives you a +1 speed boost while holding the item, maxing out to like uhhhhhh a +10 speed boost. This also applies to health because why not. +10 every kill maxing out to +200 health.
=== [E] look! this one can upgrade! ===
This is only available after either getting 10 kills with this item or also having ultra instinct equipped. Using the ability will make the user hold the sword in the air and make it glow purple permanently (very cool color it's a very cool color). The ability changes after this happens because we wanna be just like smile (everyone's favorite item). This will create a shockwave that deals 5 rapid damage and stun because why not. It has like a 9.8234829348857489573478727649672487 second cooldown or something idk.
=== [E] this is after you upgrade ===
Using look! this one can upgrade! will turn the [E] ability into this one. This functions the exact same as the [E] ability except for upgrading the item. It has like a 9.8234829348857489573478727649672487 second cooldown or something idk.
=== [R] completely necessary r ability ===
This is only available after upgrading. Using this ability will make you shoot out a little thingimajig. Think the little shockwave thing that appears after Yoru's 3rd swing. Anyways this thing deals 40 damage, knockback, and ragdoll so yeh. This has a like a 10 second cooldown or something idk.
== Trivia ==
* Holding this item while also having ultra instinct equipped will dress your avatar in a business suit and tie and also make look! this one can upgrade! available immediately.
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