Semi-Charmed Life

"Semi-Charmed Life" is the ninth and final mission of the Westside Rollerz story arc in Saints Row.
==Overview==
In the final Westside Rollerz mission, Joseph Price attempts to run over Playa in a Goliath truck at Foreign Power, where the two were supposed to meet. Unhappy with this, Playa attempts to chase Price down across the freeway.
After successfully killing Price, Julius Little calls Playa and congratulates them on defeating the Westside Rollerz. He remarks on the buyers Sharp mentioned before, and then says to Playa that he'll see them at the church later.
===Story===
==Gameplay==
The Westside Rollerz finale can only be played upon completion of the previous mission, "No Time to Mourn", and all related Strongholds: "Copperton Receiving Station", "Pleasant View Storage", "Price's Mansion", and "Tidal Spring Apartments".
After completing all Strongholds, Playa receives a phone call from Price, and the mission marker is added to the map.
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:HUD: Price's Truck health bar. (for the entire mission)
:HUD: 2:00 countdown
The objective of the mission is to chase after Joseph Price, who is driving a Goliath clockwise along the freeway across Stilwater.
There is a 2 minutes timer to reach him. Typically, he can be reached with more than 1 minute remaining while driving the supplied Bootlegger, sooner with a faster vehicle.
Although this objective includes killing Price, the objective is completed upon reaching the truck.
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Like the previous mission, infinite ammunition is provided. Price has only one method of attack - throwing Pipe Bombs behind him. Pipe Bombs are weak and easy to dodge. He also does not drop them at a consistent rate.
Price travels faster than all Civilians cars on the freeway, and regularly rams into other vehicles, damaging his Goliath, and the cars on the trailer.
If Price gets ahead at any point, there is a 30 second timer to catch up.
This objective is completed after destroying one car.
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Shoot the 6 remaining vehicles on Price's trailer until they explode - avoiding traffic, Price's Pipe Bombs, and enemy Westside Rollerz.
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Once all 7 vehicles are destroyed, the cab must be destroyed - like the cars it easily goes down.
;Success
Once the cab is destroyed, the Westside Rollerz story arc is complete. If the Vice Kings and Los Carnales story arcs have also been completed, the "Battlefield Promotion" cutscene plays, and the mission "Stuffing the Ballot" becomes available.
;Failure
The mission can be failed by getting smoked, busted, or losing Price's truck.
==Rewards==
==Newscast==
==Trivia==
* This mission features one of the four times Playa speaks during the game.
* After destroying the truck cab, if Playa's vehicle is in or above water before the cutscene starts, Playa may reappear underwater inside the car after the cutscene is over.
* The Goliath truck used by Joseph Price in this mission never spawns driving around the city, and does not have a cheat as it is too big to fit in the Garage. A parking spot spawning location for the Goliath is unlocked in Copperton without any notification after completing this mission, although it is not available after reloading a saved game, as the mission completion check is located in the wrong place.
** The only way to regularly obtain the Goliath is to keep a saved game from before the mission has been completed, and complete the mission again for the first time to unlock the vehicle; simply replaying the mission at Theaters does not work.
* This is the last time "the buyers" are mentioned; they were first mentioned in the mission "Escort Service".
** 14 years after the game's release, Saints Row writer Steve Jaros stated on twitter that Akuji is the buyer.
* After the Goliath explodes, Price may jump out of the truck and start shooting a split second before the cutscene plays.
* The final cutscene shows that the wreckage of Price's truck had collided with a fuel tanker - the Newscast for the mission also states this - however, there is no fuel tanker during gameplay.
* The title of this mission is a reference to by .
==Transcript==
===Phone Call===
===Gameplay===
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===Unused===
==Gallery==
 
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