Television Trouble (Susan, Milo, and Papaya)/Script

Susan: "Hey, Mom! It's great you're going to be in a movie!"
Samantha: "It sure is, Susan! I already have fame, which I don't care about, but I want to be in a movie to entertain others! I don't want to just help others, I want to entertain everyone! I want to help everyone in every way!"
Susan: "Yeah, Samantha! Service with a smile."
Samantha: "And entertaining people is serving people in a way."
Susan: "You're going to make the largest hit in not just the block, but maybe the entire world!"
Samantha: "I sure am!" she said so sarcastically
Susan: "What's wrong?"
Samantha: "Nothing."
Susan: "OK, Mom. I won't bother you."
Samantha: "OK, be a good girl, Susan!"
Spencer: "I'll make sure she is a good girl!"
Susan: she looks at the internet and looks at the news "Cartoon Complex decides to make serious cartoons in lieu of comedy cartoons. Wait, WHAT?"
Spencer: "What is wrong, Susan?"
Susan: "Cartoon Complex is abandoning its comedic roots! Its comedies were its best shows!"
Spencer: "What should we do?"
Susan: "And Dimeloadeon is now making live-action sitcoms instead of cartoons. At least Squishy BrownPants is not cancelled, but that's not that much of a good thing considering that it's their cash cow, so it's to be expected."
Samantha: "Another bad practice that is fairly common among entertainment companies. I'll get to that after I sort out a certain problem with the movie director.” she hisses like a snake
Susan: “Wow, Mom! That hiss sounds just like a snake hissing.”
Samantha: “Cats can make the same sound.” she walks out of the unit and goes to the studio
Acorn Palace
Sasha: she uses her Orange Rocket jetpack to arrive at the palace
The Birthstone Beetles grab the rocket
Sasha: “Oh, crud.” she falls on the ground “Not again.”
Gadget and Whisper: “Before you try stopping Sally from destroying al robots in the Eggman Empire with Tails’ universal Badnik eraser, you have to get through us first.”
Sasha: “I thought this was a vs Sally mission!”
Whisper: “Well, Sally came up with the idea of starting small before destroying more parts of the Eggman Empire.”
Sasha: “Let’s start fighting.”
Whisper: “It’s on, pinky.”
Gadget: “Your brain won’t believe how skilled we are at using the Wisps. We have more experience. You have a 1 year experience. We had experience with the Wispons for 25.”
Whisper: “And I made Variable Wispons. They may not be as handy as your Super Wispon, but at least we have two Wisps of every kind.”
Sasha: “Bring it on.”
30th Century Wolf Studios
Director: “Amy, Samantha, we have had a history of making females the people in need of being saved by a male character. It’s usual.”
Samantha: “Yeah, it may be usual, but we are Amy and Samantha. We are the reasons why girls around Mobius gained confidence and Mobians made sure female Mobians are given as much attention as the boys.”
Sonic: “Amy used to be a damsel in distress, but Samantha has been heroine and was in no need of saving since Day One.”
Director: “We’re sorry. We just don’t know how to write strong female protagonists. The end result is usually making them Mary Sues, and people hate that more than making them damsels in distress.”
Amy: “Then learn how to write!”
Director: “We don’t have time! The boss told us that if we don’t release this movie by November 31, it won’t get as many viewers! We are celebrating 25 years of your heroism!”
Sonic: “You should’ve learned how to write strong female characters before this year.”
Director: “Oh, gosh darn it. We’re not gonna make it. Well at least it has a chance to have the same case of Super Mark World.”
Samantha: “Please never compare a game to a movie again.”
Director: “OK, Samantha. Whatever one of the three greatest heroes says.”
Sonic: “Then why can’t you follow us?”
Chip Streets
Susan: “OK, Dad, ready to protest?”
Spencer: “Already did, and you passed it, my little pro.”
Susan: she had a face of disgust “Uh, Dad, that’s not what a protest is.”
Spencer: “Then what is a protest?”
Susan: “Protests are what we do to show opposition towards a bad decision a big company or the government itself does. Usually the latter.”
Ava: “Hey, Susan! What are you doing?”
Susan: “Planning to protest against Dimeloadeon and Cartoon Complex because of their awful decisions.”
Ava: “Hey! I was doing the same thing, except this time, it’s about Zoney Entertainment Studios giving our Moms the role of Damsel in Distress.”
Susan: “I can understand yours, but mine was always one of the strongest allies the heroes had since the first time she fought with Sonic.”
Ava: “Oh, haha, my Mom was kidnapped by Eggman many times before. NOT FUNNY!”
Susan: “I wasn’t even joking. I was just comparing my Mom to yours.”
Ava: “At least my Mom is way stronger than your Dad. What does your Dad have? His charming stupidity, making him a sitcom star?”
Susan: she growls at Ava “You take that back!”
Ava: “Why are we even talking? We need to focus on our protests.”
Susan: “Who do we have?”
Ava: “I think it’s obvious we have Swift and Mia. Mia, because she felt bad for Mom, and Swift, for… basically the same reason, but to get him to hear my news for him, I had to lure him with a worm.”
Susan: “What is Swift doing?”
Ava: “He’s trying to convince Cream to join us, because if she joins, so will her working partners.”
Chao Rescuers
Cream: “Swift, whatever it is, not now. I’m too busy trying to save Chao from many parts of this planet.”
Swift: “Uh, you do know your biggest problem was with the Culinary Cat, which decided to not use Chao meat anymore. Just relax. You deserve it for steering the Culinary Cat in the right direction. It is actually because of you, Sasha and Lucy started to care about killing the Chao for a restaurant that serves their bodies as food and tried searching for meat as delicious as Chao meat. Just watch your efforts pay off. You can now do anything! Before I undermine the reason I’m getting you to join the protest, I’m just gonna say bring your workers. Ricotta can make himself plenty.”
Cream: “Uh, isn’t that child labor?”
Swift: “He can split himself into many clones.”
Cream; “He might seem creepy doing all this, and I don’t want that to hurt our reputation as Chao Rescuers. I’ll let him use his clones for now, and his real self can join the protest. But I promise he won’t do this many times in the future, even though he’d want to.”
Swift: “Well, he can only make up to a hundred clones of himself, so Ricotta clones can’t take over your entire animal rescue team, which has hundreds of thousands in the team.”
Cream: “Phew. When he grows up, I’ll be giving him the position.”
Ricotta: “Mom, it turns out a lot of them didn’t even want to be in the Chao Rescuer team anymore. I can use my clones.”
Cream: “Wow, Ricotta. You have always chosen to go beyond being a good boy ever since you were four, but helping your mother at one of her jobs and letting people go to other jobs because they were afraid to quit before, since without their help, there won’t be enough Chao Rescuers. Now you solved one of my biggest problems. I can get some of my working partners to join the protest now.” she hugs Ricotta
Ricotta: he creates many clones of himself
Acorn Palace
Sasha: she shoots pink razor blades at Gadget
Gadget: he counters the pink razor blades with his own using his Pink Spike Wisp
Whisper: she uses Jade Ghost and blasts Sasha using her Variable Wispon (Cyan Laser mode)
Sasha: she creates multiple sound waves using her Super Wispon’s Magenta Rhythm mode
Gadget and Whisper are pushed by the sound waves
Sound Waves were shot at Sasha too
Sasha: “Who did this?”
Lanolin: “I’m the third in command, remember? Because I led the now disbanded Restoration, that’s how Sally gave me this position. Now I can help my friends!”
Sasha: “Not baa-hd for a sheep whose weapon is a cowbell.” she laughs “Get it? If you don’t, ewe don’t have taste.” she laughs again
Whisper and Gadget: they howl
Tangle arrives at the scene
Sasha: “Tangle?”
Tangle: she grabs Sasha by her leg using her tail “Had enough?”
Sasha: she looks at the dining room “Not yet.” she blasts the dining table using a combination of Orange Rocket and Black Bomb
The dining table gets destroyed and a lot of steaks, chicken legs, sausages, and flat meat slices rain on the wolves
Whisper and Gadget: they eat the meat
Strawberries rain on Tangle
Tangle: “You don’t fool me! I love fighting you more than strawberries!”
Sasha: “Good thing Skyler gave me these.” she shows pink Hyper-go-on handcuffs and puts them on Whisper and Gadget
Tangle and Lanolin: “NO! WHISPER! Grrrr… you’ve done it this time, Sasha.”
Sasha: “You could’ve prevented me from doing it had you reacted right when you saw the handcuffs.”
Zoney Entertainment Studios
Amy: “People would like it better if it was a delayed project meant to celebrate 25 years of our heroic acts than if it was released this year but was horribly underwhelming and rushed.”
Sonic: “If you want to write strong female characters, I don’t know, just give them problems they have to deal with. Give them weaknesses. Write them like you normally write male characters.”
Director: “Not a bad idea, Sonic.”
Sonic: “Your movie will become a hit!”
Chip Street
Ava: she runs around giving everyone invitations to the protest against Cartoon Complex abandoning comedies and Dimeloadeon abandoning animation
Adults: “Who cares about those?”
Ava: “We do. And we need you to help.”
Adults: “Kids these days. Who even watches cartoons at this age? Yo mama?”
Susan and Ava: “Yes.”
Adults: “Is that true?”
Susan and Ava: they show a video of their mothers watching Cartoon Complex comedy cartoons and laughing
Adults: “OK, you persuaded us.”
Every person in the city creates picket signs and writes messages about getting comedies and cartoons back in the air on Cartoon Complex and Dimeloadeon respectively
Cartoon Complex Studios HQ
Executives: “Uh, CEO?”
CEO of CC: “Huh? Oh no, they’re protesting against us! What do we do? Put comedies back in the air?”
Executives: “We suggest against that, because that was what made us loved for a while.”
CEO of CC: “OK, then we won’t.”
Executives: “They are just very hard to please.”
Some signs showed messages of the need for Cartoon Complex to make some of their shows start off and stay comedic
CEO of CC: “Hmm…”
Executives: “Oh!”
CEO of CC: “They do have a good point.”
Dimeloadeon Studios HQ
CEO of Dime: “We’re gonna continue milking Squishy BrownPants so that we can get loads of cash. How’s that for cartoons?”
Protesters broke inside the HQ
CEO of Dime: “Uh oh.”
Susan: “You idiot. I heard that. Put actual effort in your cartoons. Both cartoons and live-action TV series. Butter: The Sitcom is great, and so is Squishy BrownPants, but those should not be what you air ALL DAY.”
CEO of Dime: “Nah. We’re going to make money out of appealing to kids. And some appeal to adults. We don’t know how to make other cartoons great. Sorry.”
The protesters attack the CEO of Dimeloadeon
Acorn Palace
Sasha: “I’m just going to defeat you the normal way.” she uses Cyan Laser and hits Tangle
Tangle: “Ouch! OK, that one was a good shot.”
Sasha: she uses Lightning Whip at Lanolin
Lanolin: she was zapped “I will work on saving this planet from the Eggman Empire completely till the day I die, Sasha! And Sally didn’t order me to fight you. I did so myself so that Tails can destroy every Badnik ever. One step at a time. Not go for everything at once.”
Sasha: “Oh! That’s why Tails doesn’t just destroy the entire Eggman Empire anymore. He has more potential, though. But I easily foil him if he does that, since his plans always backfire. See ya later.” she uses Golden Boost and boosts through the guards easily while absorbing rings “You have lost. Birthstone Beetles, give me back my jetpack, or else you’re getting burnt with Burst Mode.”
The Birthstone Beetles give the jetpack to Sasha
Sasha: “Thank you.” she uses her jetpack to arrive at the throne room
Sophie: “SASHA THE PORCUPINE?”
Tails: “Oh, it was the meat trick, wasn’t it?”
Silky, the silk moths, and the spiders wrap Sasha around their silk easily
Charmy and Saffron: they shoot honey at Sasha to fortify the trap
Sasha: “Grrrr…”
The insects lock Sasha inside a cage outside of the throne room
Sally: she writes on her notebook “Dining Room should be separate from the main entrance.”
Tails: “The machine is at 90 percent!”
Swift, Ava, and Mia: they go to Acorn Palace and destroy the machine
Tails: “What are you doing here? You should be leading a protest!”
Ava; she burns the material Sasha was covered in “We need you to convince Dimeloadeon to continue making cartoons for their network and put actual effort.”
Sasha: “Thank you, Swift, Ava, and Mia.”
Mia: “We destroyed the machine to get everyone here focused on our cause.”
Sally: “You know what? That’s a great idea. Dimeloadeon will know how low they sank when they hear that even I don’t like what they’re doing. Because I really don’t.”
Tails: “Fine. But I’ll tell Amy that YOU SHOULD BE GROUNDED FOR DESTROYING MY MACHINE! Grrrr…”
Sasha: she goes to the entrance room in Acorn Palace and frees Gadget and Whisper from their handcuffs “Now we need to protest against the scummy action of Dimeloadeon.”
Tangle: “I’m sure it will be fun.”
Lanolin: “I guess I do have time for that.”
Chip Street
Sophie: “Hey, Dimeloadeon! Mom would like to have a word with you!”
Sally: “Dimeloadeon, put more effort into your sitcoms! And bring back cartoons on your channel and air them as much as your live-action shows.”
CEO of Dime: “Uh, we have Dimetoons.”
Sally: “Not good enough. Not everyone has that channel, which is why it’s your graveyard of cartoons.”
CEO of Dime: “What do you want us to do? At least we have Squishy BrownPants aired on our main channel!”!
Sally: “Make more cartoons. You have a lot of money thanks to Squishy.”
Tails: “It’s bad when even I disagree with what you’re doing. I’m an adult, you know?”
Spencer: “Do whatever they said. I don’t remember, but if you don’t, I’m quitting!”
CEO of Dime: “Fine! Anything to impress a Queen and one of the heroes that has helped us all through dark and light times! Oh, and the best part of Butter: The Sitcom himself should not quit.”
The protesters cheered for Sally and Tails
Susan: “Not bad, dad.”
Spencer: “I love that I was able to help my daughter.”
Sasha: “And put more effort into them. Remember, don’t make things too mean towards a character or make everyone too idiotic. That’s usually how episodes of shows get panned by everyone.”
CEO of Dime: “Fine.”
Zoney Entertainment Studios
Amy: “Are you done with the script?”
Director: “We sure are. Remember, have fun with your roles. Be yourselves, as this movie is about the three of you.”
Samantha: “Sonic will be actor of the year for sure.”
Ava: “What are you doing?”
Amy: “Ava!”
Ava: “You don’t seem like you have problems with the Director anymore.”
Amy: “We don’t. They wrote in a few hours, and it is shaping up to be a good product!”
Ava: she runs away and gets out a loudspeaker going to the protesters that were about to protest against Zoney “Cancel the protest. They listened to Dad, Mom, and Samantha.”
The protesters went away
Susan: “Great work, Ava.”
Ava: “You didn’t do any worse than me yourself, Susan.”
The End!
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