Horrid Henry's Revenge (Song)

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Horrid Henry's Revenge from Horrid Henry: It's All Your Fault! and from Horrid Henry's Horrid Album.
== Lyrics ==
=== Horrid Henry, It's All Your Fault! ===
Mum: Stop that, Henry!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Henry: You’re the worst parents in the world! I’m the creature of the black lagoon seething and writhing in my underwater lair waiting for a victim to pass by, that’s victim’s going to you, smelly nappy baby.
Peter: Eek!
Henry: (roaring)
Dad: Leave your brother alone, Henry.
Margaret: So you see, so then I said to her and she said to me, we both said to each other, “if you really really want to come to my house, you’re gonna have to do something about that dog of yours, because she’s really stinky and I can’t stand her, and actually, I don’t like you very much either. So….
Henry: And as for Moody Margaret, well she’s a girl, enough said really… If she doesn’t let me play with her crimson cutlass, then l’ll make her walk the plank.
Margaret: And what makes you think, I’d let you play with my crimson cutlass, Henry?
Henry: Because I am a giant octopus, lurking just below the surface of the water, waiting for exactly the right time for someone to fall of the plank. And that someone’s going to be you, Moody Margaret.
Margaret: Huh, Like I care. (screaming)
Henry: And when you fall into my crutches, i’ll wrap my tentacles around you and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. (roaring) 
Margaret: (screaming) HELP!!! (screaming) I’ll get you, HENRY!
=== Album version ===
Mum: Stop that, Henry!
Dad: Don't be horrid, Henry!
Henry: You’re the worst parents in the world! I’m the creature of the black lagoon seething and writhing in my underwater lair waiting for a victim to pass by, that’s victim’s going to you, smelly nappy baby.
Peter: Eek!
Henry: (roaring)
Dad: Leave your brother alone, Henry.
Margaret: So you see, so then I said to her and she said to me, we both said to each other, “if you really really want to come to my house, you’re gonna have to do something about that dog of yours, because she’s really stinky and I can’t stand her, and actually, I don’t like you very much either. So….
Henry: And as for Moody Margaret, well she’s a girl, enough said really… If she doesn’t let me play with her crimson cutlass, then l’ll make her walk the plank.
Margaret: And what makes you think, I’d let you play with my crimson cutlass, Henry?
Henry: Because I am a giant octopus, lurking just below the surface of the water, waiting for exactly the right time for someone to fall of the plank. And that someone’s going to be you, Moody Margaret.
Margaret: Huh, Like I care. (screaming)
Henry: And when you fall into my crutches, i’ll wrap my tentacles around you and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze. (roaring) 
Margaret: (screaming) HELP!!! (screaming)
Henry: OW MY EARS!!!
Margaret: I’ll get you, HENRY!
Henry: Oh no I haven't done my homework and Miss Battle-Axe is looking straight at me. Now she's walking toward me. She's stopping at my desk and...
Miss Battle-Axe: Where is your homework?
Henry: Best form of defence is attack so I spread my wings and takeoff, flying high up over the classroom. Once round the room, a few flaps of my wings. Oops mind out, Ralph. Sorry, Bert. And I'm attacking my prey. A magnificent vaulture, full flight, sharp claws, sharp beak, one swoop and I'm off into the high blue sky, soaring up, up and away.
Miss Battle-Axe: Whatever are you doing, Henry?
Henry: Oops. Sorry, Miss Battle-Axe.
Miss Battle-Axe: Now what was I saying?
Henry: Uh, you were saying it's time to go home now, Miss.
Miss Battle-Axe: Oh, was I? Very well then. Run along now and Don't be horrid, Henry!
Henry: I won't, Miss. I'll be really, really horrid (laughs).
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