Brownzerg + Squega

*sometime this week* 
Squega:*knock knock* 
Brownzerg: who is it?!?! *opens door* 
Squega: it...its me.... 
Brownzerg: well,come In don't be shy 
Squega: Are you sure?!?! 
Brownzerg: yes...yes I'm sure *smile* 
Squega: *walks in and takes a seat on his chair* 
Brownzerg: So,How was your day?!?! 
Squega: Mine was Fine,thanks for asking,how about yours? 
Brownzerg: mine was awful..... 
Squega: really?!?! why?!?! 
Brownzerg: I..I had a bad break up today 
Squega: really?! 
Brownzerg: yes,she told me I had nothing she wanted....she didn't like my moobs...or my sexy beard.....*cries* 
Squega: *pats on back* its okay buddy,you'll feel better soon 
Brownzerg: thanks Squega but.....do you think my beard is sexy?!? 
Squega: *speachless* 
Brownzerg: and my moobs? 
Squega: do you want the truth?!?! 
Brownzerg: yes! 
Squega: *about to talk* 
Squega: *just about to say something* 
Squega: *words coming out of his mouth*
Squega: Yes ,YES I LOVE YOUR BEARD AND MOOBS! 
Brownzerg: <Speachless> 
Squega: Can I.....Can I touch them?!?! 
Brownzerg: <nods head in a "Yes" form> 
Squega: <starts to touch his sexy moobs and pull on his beard> 
Brownzerg: MORE! 
Squega: <does it more> 
Brownzerg: lets go in my bedroom,There is more "play toys" in there 
Squega: <fallows brownzerg into his bedroom> 
Brownzerg: <ties squega to the bed> 
Squega: What?!!? I didn't sign up for this!!! 
Brownzerg: Shhhh <puts duck tape over Squega's mouth> 
Squega: <tries to scream> 
Brownzerg: <drugs squega and takes the tape off> 
Squega: <turns into a transgender anime girl>
Squega:<is a transgender anime girl> 
Brownzerg: <is transgender anime girl> 
Squega:...Can I....Can I do it?!?! CAN I STROKE YOUR BEARD? 
Brownzerg: Yes....you can 
Squega: <softly touches beard> 
Brownzerg: Do it! pull on it! 
Squega: <pulls beard off> 
-WHATS THIS?!?! 15 CHINS?!?!- 
Squega: c-...Can I? 
Brownzerg:<nods head> 
Squega: <puts dick inside Brownzergs chin> 
Brownzerg: <moans>
<End of part 1>