Orangubangarangutan

Orangubangarangutan was a little-known Primate Music Producer who viewed Keith Cumshoes and Rick Hernia as his archnemeses. However, neither of them even knew who Orangubangarangutan was and, when Orangubangarangutan confronted them during a meet and greet, he was shot in the head by a Waifurian guard and permanently bound to a wheelchair. Orangubangarangutan continued producing music though, and found late-life success as a Percussionist in the Musical Group 'Meatball Mike and the Chicken Wings'. Orangubangarangutan passed away in a violent manner when a drumstick impaled his eyeball and intermingled with the back of his brain. His bandmates held a traditional Orangutan funeral for him and dressed his corpse in orange juice and milk, before attaching a carboard cutout of Keith Cumshoes to their dearly departed friend, dousing Orangubangarangutan in gasoline, and attaching him to torpedo which shot out into the Hudson Bay. Orangubangarangutan's body was immolated as his favorite musical piece, 'Bangarang' by Skrillex, blasted over a waterproof bluetooth speaker over the frozen waters. The Torpedo shot across the Canadian shield and landed several miles away from Fort Testicle, where Orangubangarangutan was recovered and feasted upon by the Centaurs which inhabited the fort. They greatly disliked Bangarang by Skrillex, and as such took turns pissing on the bluetooth speaker until finally, it gave out, proving once and for all that nothing is truly waterproof if you piss on it enough. 
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