Eli Roach

Eli Roach is a character role-played by kaelea_.
==General Description==
Eli Roach is a wunderkind mastermind who found their trade selling "unperscribed medical products" throughout the bustling streets of Kawasaki. As a member of the Barnyard Boys, Eli specilized in running philanthropic-themed scams and doling out heroine at a rediculously low price point. After a sloppy handoff leading to the discovery of Roach's connections, Eli was extradited back to the USA - and moved to Los Santos after making a plea deal.
==History==
===The Silo Incident===
Following a relatively smooth experience with top-surgery, Eli got trapped in a corn silo out in Iowa. They were tasked with keeping watch to make sure none of their cousin's 13 world-class terriers kept away during harvesting season, and wound up falling in during the process. Due to the fact that Eli could not lift their arms higher than about 45 degrees of the cuff rotation, Eli was trapped in the silo for about 4 months, which ended up being a source of several psychotic episodes that would periodically recur during Eli's life.
==Life in Los Santos==
Eli is a member of the Barnyard Boys/Sock Gang which includes members David Fox, Sam Eagle, Turtle, John Jaguar. 
While posing as a bell ringer raising funds for EMS to have more Ambulances, Roach had a cinematic meet-cute with Daisy Chain - who joined their dancing and forged an immediate connection. Daisy accompanied Roach on several dangerous missions, and their bond grew closer. So close, that after less than an hour of meeting each other, Eli was inspired to propose to Daisy in the Hospital asking to be forever hers. Daisy said yes, and they became engaged.
Roach plans on running to be the 2nd Mayor of the rebuilt Los Santos.
== List of Scams (current) ==
- Posing as a dead body on the sidewalk, and waiting to rob the first person to come help.
- Staging a feaux fundraiser requiring an entry fee for the Hospital (usually under the guise of raising funds for EMS or Doctors)
- Posing as a Snr Buns employee and posting Twats falsely claiming different discounts or giveaways.
- Scamming individuals to provide free food in exchange for a prize of $10,000.
== Trivia ==
- Eli visited the ER a total of 7 times during their first day in Los Santos; eventually ending up in the ICU
- Mayor Maximilian Thoroughbred is Eli's only emergency contact.
==Quotes==
- "Do you want to make ten THOUSAND dollars?"
- "Go to Snr Buns, tell the cashier your favorite film quote. Then order a burger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese. Bring it down to the Lil Seoul Subway Station... You know where that is? By the Snr Buns. Leave it under the ECola sign. Text me your State ID. Await further instruction."
- (on Twatter) "FREE FRIES at SENIOR BUNS for the next 5 minutes. To redeem, tell the cashier "THANK GOD IT'S THE WEEKEND!!!" #snrbuns #ad"
- You are invited. To my wedding.
File:Eli Roach.png|Eli Roach discovers his destiny to become the next mayor of Los Santos
File:Eli roach 4 mayor.png|Eli Roach campaign poster
File:Sock Gang.png|Members of Sock Gang (and a hostage) moments before another ER visit