Rishi Sunak on New Squidward Chat/Elminute cutdown

This is a version of the episode for Elminute.
==Transcript==
Announcer: Elmo 3V presents... "New Squidward Chat"! With your host: Squidward Tentacles.
Squidward: Greetings. I'm Squidward Tentacles. Your host of "New Squidward Chat"! Now, before we introduce today's guest, I have a special announcement to make. For the first time, we managed to book a professional band to perform before the show. Please welcome, Griffin and Quagmire!
[Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire enter and the crew cheers]
Griffin and Quagmire: I don't want a giant penis
Squidward: Thank you, Griffin and Quagmire. Joining me now is today's Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.
Rishi Sunak: Hi Squidward!
Squidward: Hi Rishi. Before we- [he stops, a horse suddenly walks onto the set] Peter, the horse is here.
Peter: Oh yeah.
[the horse bangs its head against the wall of the set twice, making a big hole before falling over, another long pause]
Griffin and Quagmire: [singing] This waitress is prettier than my wife
I could kill my family with a knife
[Squidward tips Peter upside down, slams him into the floor and kicks him]
Quagmire: WHAT THE HELL?!
[Test card]
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