TSPS 75: Man Meat

Show format: 58 minutes, Pre-recorded
Call types: Sensei Doug, Check-in, Reference Check
Show info
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This show is the first 320kbps HQ upload. Much of the intro portion is Brad talking about audio quality. The song 'Man Meat' gets played in full HQ glory.
16:37: Jag TV's old Tai-Kwondo instructor Grandmaster Stevens is down to teach Roy's paraplegic, tourettes suffering, dwarf son Derick some moves, but is offended by Roy's insistence that he teach the kid along with the regular classes. Stevens is unimpressed by Roy's threats to 'straighten him out' with moves learned from Senesei Doug.
20:37: Roy changes tack and threatens to sue Grandmaster Stevens instead. Stevens is still unimpressed by Roy.
21:28: Lindy's customer Janine is sitting creepily at the window giving snake eyes to passers by. District manager Roy tries to educate her why both this and leaving Yelp reviews is not on, but Janine storms off in a huff. Roy feels remorse and takes to Twitter as the Punked production team to make things worse make amends.
28:19: Casey wants the world to know they're having lunch at Skyline Grill. Roy learns that Casey can be a guy's name too. Calling from 'the office', Roy suggests a bib as the cameras show that Casey is unable to eat without splattering Coney dog on his clothes. Roy isn't impressed by Casey's attitude.
32:00: The Swarm app might be the new best thing to find Roycipients.
32:48: Swarm is crap, Yelp rules.
34:38: Janine from earlier finds out she was Punked by Ashton Kutcher. Brad is filled with remorse over making her cry. (Fun trivia time: Later, in TSPS 79 Brad finds out from a listener that Janine found out about the Snow Plow Show, so all is good).
36:55: Roy from Booster Juice calls McDonalds to make a reference check on Heather. Mr. McManager seems surprised that Heather left after being caught stealing french fries, insists that none of the managers there are 'cock gobblers'. Mr. McManager hangs up rather than discuss Heather's position of Gloryhole attendant.
40:41: Roy calls Booster Juice on the next step of the Heather reference check goose chase. Surprised that Heather has quit there already, he then remembers that her current job application stated Booster Juice manager Nicole was a big stupid cock gobbler. Employee Bree disagrees with this.
42:29: Finally reaching Heather, McDonalds regional manager Greg has questions about her sketchy $230,000 tax return and 325 children. Heather plays dumb, but Greg also has the CCTV footage from when she stole their ice cream machine. Greg concludes that Heather is a little criminal with a car which beeps annoyingly. The worst kind of criminal.
45:42: Booster Juice manager Nicole is apparently suffering from amnesia and doesn't remember Heather stealing a smoothie machine nor setting the store on fire. Seems that Nicole is a honey bager who is nonplussed about being called a cock gobbler.