WikiPlays/Embruss Part 1: Welcome to Embruss

== Script ==
Nolan: Ok you guys wanna play one of the badass games currently out right now
Dillon: Badass game? ok.
Noah: Sure, why not?
(It cuts to the planet Earth)
Narrator: Life...was shattered a long time ago
Noah: OH SHIT! CLIPBOARD!
Narrator: There were only a few human survivors who escaped the clutches of Darason a dark lord who started the post apocolyptic space war (Earth explodes as a evil laughter is heard)
Dillon: Darason, sounds like an edgy YouTuber.
Narrator: However where did they go when Earth was helled at its knees they went to a unforseeing planet named Embruss (It shows all of Embruss) Where it says one is chosen to end the post apocalyptic space war
*Noah writes down all the stuff.*
Noah (writing): Earth is destroyed. Space war. Darason is evil and started the war. They went to a planet called Embruss. One is chosen to end the war- THIS IS JUST STAR WARS!
(Cutscene ends and shows a character creator)
Dillon (VO): Oh so it is Mass Effect.
Noah (VO): Alrighty, guys, whaddya wanna make this character like? Maybe make it some shit for DeviantArt dweebs.
Dillon (VO): Let's make Keanu Reeves.
Noah (VO): Even better!
(they create Keanu Reeves in a huge montage)
Noah (VO): And now that our 80s montage is done, time to play the fucking game!
(The game starts with their custom character waking up in a escape pod)
Male Voice (heavy breathing) W...Where the hell am I?
Noah (VO): You're in The Matrix.
Dillin (VO): Or Spongebob 3.
Noah (VO): Or John Wick or Toy Story 4, or Constantine.
(Noah controls the character to look around as he sees space while in the escape pod)
Male Voice: What happened i don't remember a lot...(strts to get visions in his head but thinks its just a headache Noah then uses the controller to see the computer but it doesn't turn on)
Male Voice: Damn It!
Noah (VO): Guys, the fucking computer's not working.
Dillon (VO): Boo hoo.
(Dillon moves the controller to turn it on one more time and it does as the male tries to locate on the map where he is)
Satan (VO): Let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin.
Noah (VO): Satan, what are you doing here?
Satan (VO): What? Can't have a little fun?
Dillon (VO): No.
(The Male tries to radio for help)
Male Voice: Hello? Hello? is anyone there??...
(No reply, until someone does)
Noah (VO): AHA! OTHER PEOPLE!
Buddy: "Hello I am Buddy. An automated AI"
Noah (VO): Ah, never mind. Back to square one.
Dillon (VO): I guess this is a tutorial dude.
Male Voice: (sarcasm) Oh thats fuckin helpful
*The computer eventually turns on.*
Noah (VO): Oh, okay, looks like the computer is working!
Buddy: I am here to help you master your computer and mecha-suit.
Male Voice: Ok can you tell me where i am?
Buddy: Scanning...uknown
Male Voice: You gotta be fuckin kidding me
Buddy: (breaking fourth wall) Use the analog stick to move around but you probably already knew that.
Noah (VO): At least the game isn't lying.
Male Voice: Ok now what.
Buddy: You can use the X button to jump. But you probably knew that too. Now you can use triangle to punch
Noah (VO): No, to be fair, I thought A was to jump. Just a pro MLG tip Sonic taught me.
Male Voice: I have no clue what your talking about.
Buddy: Now some fun stuff. You can use the square button to quick fire a plasma bolt.
Male Voice: Square button? is that whats on my suit?
Buddy: breaking fourth wall.
Male Voice: just what exactly is a fourth wall?
Buddy: Definition....unsure
Noah (VO): Square buttons are really what... never mind.
Buddy: You can use L2 to aim your plasma bolt or any of the other projectiles I mention. You can use circle to summon an electro blade and swing it.
Male Voice: What the hell are you talking about?
Male Voice: Electro blade hmm interesting
Buddy: Finally you can walk up to a wall to climb it, use R2 to use a thermomachine gun, R1 for a forcefield and L1 to throw an ice grenade.
Noah (VO): When you're in the dark, and you need to see, you need E- (spams the Circle Button) ELECTRICITY! EEEEEEEEEEE-LECTRICITY!
Dillon: Damn it Noah.
*Suddenly Buddy detects Raiders*
Noah (VO): AHA! FINALLY, SOMETHING GOOD!
B.U.D.D.Y: Sir hate to inform but i see a ship approaching us wow its a big one and filled with other ships
*Raiders jump out of the ship as they look around and growl at the player*
Male Voice: Who the hell are these guys? "he tries to shake one off the pod
Noah (VO): Alrighty guys, we gotta take 'em out on a nice, lovely date, and eat at a fancy restaurant and drive 'em back home!
Buddy: Raiders. No good news.
Male Voice: Ok what are Raiders?
Noah (VO): Clipboard time!
B.U.D.D.Y: Raiders are psychopathic ravagers who would destroy anything and it appears to me they got the big boys finding you
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