We Bare Bears: The Movie/Transcript

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 	[The film begins in the forest. Baby Grizzly is walking in it with a bindle looking for a place to live. He begins singing Place For Me.]'' 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	♪ Searching high, searching lowLookin' for a place where I can goBees got their hive, moles got their holeLookin' for a place for me to goMy paws are aching, 'cause I've been walkingI've seen one million trees ♪ 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[He arrives on a train track.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	♪ Well, trees belong in the forestBut where's the place for me-e-e-e-e? ♪ 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[He accidentally steps on Baby Panda.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ow. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Huh? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I said, "Ow." 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Oh. Wha? Whoa-ho-ho! Look at you! You look just like me! Finally a friend my size... but with stripes! Come on, come on! Let's hang! Whoa. Wait a minute. Why are you just laying here... in the middle of the train tracks? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[sighs] I was walking along the tracks because I thought they'd lead somewhere cool. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Whoa! Cool! That's what I was looking for! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[sighs] But then I tripped and fell, and my foot got stuck. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The camera goes down to show Panda's foot wedged in the tracks] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ah, not cool. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly goes to Panda's other side and starts squishing his face.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	This is my life now. No friends. No family. Just me and the train tracks. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aw, don't be a sad bear. Besides, I'm great at un-stucking things. Now up we go! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly starts pulling Panda out] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ugh! Unh! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	See? Hopeless. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Come on, man, you gotta believe! [continues pulling] Unh! Unh! Unh! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda looks ahead and widens his eyes.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hmm? [gasps] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly looks behind.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz gasps as he notices the same thing. The camera moves to show that a train is moving down toward them on the tracks.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	A train! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What's that doing here?! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly continues pulling.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aah! Get me out! Get me out! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Aah! I'm not strong enough! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda pulls his foot in desperation.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Come on, foot! Help! Help! Somebody! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly and Panda exclaim at the same time, and Ice Bear, who is eating eggs from a nest, spots the two cubs and the train approaching them. He spits out the eggs and goes to help. First, it jumps on a branch of the tree, then climbs on an eagle to fly over it, and then falls on top of the tracks]	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
and 	Whoa! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda laughs and applauds] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	That's what I'm talkin' about! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Aah! The train got closer! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly and Ice Bear start pulling Panda out.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[They manage to get Panda's foot off the tracks.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	We won! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Freedom! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
and 	Huh? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The three start running across the train tracks. The train smashes Grizzly's bindle causing the contents to spill out.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aw, my bindle! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Go... without me. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Come on! Move those baby legs! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Ice Bear stacks Panda on his back] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Whoa! Cool! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Faster, faster, faster! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Ice Bear goes faster and ends up leaving Grizzly behind.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aah! Take my paw! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I'm trying! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Come on! Reach! 	 	[Grizzly screams as he is almost run over, but manages to grab Panda's paw and pile it up] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aw, yeah! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	It's still gaining on us! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly screams. Ice Bear seems to be tired] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Faster! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	We're not gonna make it! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly and Panda scream as the train closes in on the cubs. In the cave, an adult Grizzly wakes up.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aaaaah! Aah! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The opening title "Cartoon Network Presents" appears on the screen. Grizzly grumbles as he looks at the calendar.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Oh, my gosh! The thing! It's today! Bros?! I gotta get read-- [falls to the ground] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[In Panda's room, Panda is taking photos wearing a jacket. We'll Be There starts playing. Grizzly bursts into the room.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Pan-Pan! Bro! Today's the day! We're running late! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Oh my gosh! I totally forgot! LET ME CHANGE INTO SOMETHING ELSE!'' 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda takes off his jacket and shorts, and Grizzly takes him from behind] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Okay, okay! You look great! Come on! Let's go! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizzly and Panda go to the kitchen to find Ice Bear in the fridge.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ah! Lil' bro, stop chiseling. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Ice Bear is chiselling a bear out of ice. Cut to the outside of the cave, where the mailman is knocking on the door] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Mailman! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The stacked bears open the door to leave and take down the mailman.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aah! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The bears jump and the screen freezes and glows. The "We Bare Bears: The Movie" title card appears. Scene resumes.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Whoo-hoo! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Sorry, mailman! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Charlie]] is taking a yoga class for snakes when the Bears show up.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Excuse me! Coming through! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hey, Charlie! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Oh, hey, bears! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Scene cuts to a bush. The Bears rush past it.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hurry! Come on! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[[[The Poppy Rangers]] and Ranger Tabes, who is wielding binoculars, come out of the bush.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Good morning, bears. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Two beavers are on a bridge at the lake, but the Bears break it, causing them to go downstream.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Coming through! Bear stack! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Hey, bears! 	Whoa! Slow down, guys! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ugh! I'm so sick of being treated like this! Nom Nom can get away with anything! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz grabs the complaint file from Panda.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I mean, I can't even get away with... "Sat on my birthday cake"? Alright, I did do that. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Well, then we just need to make cool videos and stuff, too. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Uh, Grizz, that never works. Remember? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda pulls out his phone and shows Grizz their video from "Viral Video.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Mom? Are you in there? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Here's your bottle. 	Now, try to get... 	Bad video. No likes. 	 	Look, my point is, people didn't watch our videos before, and they're not gonna watch them now. We're just not popular. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
But what if this time, we make the ultimate video? The most viral of the viral! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
I guess, but it's not like we can force people to watch our video. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Uh, shouldn't we be a little more original? I mean, won't this seem, I don't know, a little cringey and passé? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Yeah. I guess. 	
Little bro?
Ice Bear born ready.
Okay, boys, it's showtime!
Wah-ha-ha!
Aah!
Yo, Bay Area fam!
You ready to party?!
'Cause things are about to get lit up in here!
We're comin' at you with the most fire hits!
Ugh!
And don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe to bears! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Step aside. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Officer Murphy does so.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
I'll take over from here.
Uh, who are you?
Agent Trout. 	Department of National Wildlife Control. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
I'm here because someone isn't doing their job. I apologize for being subtle, but it's you. You're not doing your job. See, you've got a bear problem. And I'm a problem solver.	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I've seen it all, folks. But I've never seen anything as disturbing as what you see here today. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hey, is he talking about us? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
No comments until the end of the presentation. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Trout sniffs.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	In this world, there is a natural order. And when that order is violated, when wild animals are allowed to live among us, in our communities, in our homes, that's when nature becomes unnatural. Are we really going to tolerate these bears wreaking havoc in the city? Walking on two legs? Talking?! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The audience talks amongst themselves in agreement.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
And the sickest, most disturbing thing these bears do? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	
They stack! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The audience gasps as it cuts to a shot of the Bears in their signature bearstack. Pan down to the Bears.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What's wrong with that?! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	"What's wrong with that?" These bears are a threat to the natural order! As long as they're here, your entire way of life is at risk. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	We want justice! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	This is unconstitutional! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What are you, crazy? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	If you hurt them, I will... I will... write a very long letter to my senator! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I'm not going to hurt them. I'm sending them to a place where they'll be happy. Isn't that what you want, little girl? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Officer Murphy is on his way delivering the bears as we speak, and there's nothing you can do to change that. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hey, Trout. Where'd the car go? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Officer Murphy?! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	That's weird. I was just getting some coffee and doughnuts and... 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Trout grabs Murphy, causing him to drop his coffee and doughnut. He has a worried look on his face.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	If you're here, then who is driving the car?! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Fun? Grizz, how can you be so calm about this? We're fugitives! 	 	What? A road trip? But, Grizz, we're wanted. We're criminals! And... and... 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Shh-shh-shh. Listen up. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz starts to sing On The Road To Canada.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	♪ Come on, little bro, think of everywhere we can go ♪ 	But, Grizz, the po-po 	♪ No need to dwell when we've got the open road ♪ 	Ice Bear wants to lay low. 	♪ This is gonna be the best time ♪ ♪ Put your fears away, enjoy the ride ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada ♪ 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aha! Just think of it. 	I don't know, Grizz. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Listen. On the way to Canada, we... ♪ Can pop in on a diner by the roadside ♪ ♪ Fresh-baked pies and cheer in every eye! ♪ 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	♪ What makes you think they'll like us at all? ♪ ♪ Probably end up mounted on a wall ♪ ♪ We ought to lay low on the way to Canada ♪ 	 	Oh, come on. Don't be a downer, Panda. There's plenty of other things. Like... oh, I know! How 'bout... ♪ Roadside attractions, those are never a bore ♪ ♪ A giant ball of yarn or those concrete dinosaurs ♪ ♪ Ugh, so old, probably falling to bits ♪ ♪ Crushed by the camp, it'd be just the pits ♪ ♪ We ought to lay low on the way to Canada ♪ Aw, come on, Pan Man. ♪ There's got to be something that you wanna see ♪ Come on, bros, you love adventure. What's it gonna be? ♪ What's it gonna be? ♪ Well, I guess... I've always wanted to take selfies in the desert. Ooh! Okay! Yeah! That's great! Ice Bear wants to see the redwood trees. Ah! He-he! That's perfect! And it'd be cool to send out postcards to all our friends. Yeah! There you go! Ice Bear wants to see the Muffler Man. Uh, okay, sure. Huh, you know, maybe this won't be so bad after all. ♪ Won't be so bad ♪ Yeah, and just 'cause we fell, doesn't mean we'll continue to fall. ♪ Not gonna fall ♪ ♪ We left our home, and that's a pain ♪ ♪ But we're gonna have a good time anyway ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada ♪ ♪ Canada ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada ♪ ♪ Canada ♪ ♪ We're gonna have a ball on the way to Canada ♪	 	See, Panda? Trust your big bro. Everything's gonna be okay! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Trick I use to tell the difference is noting the lack of fur and cute little ears. 'Cause they're bears. Ugh! Wa-ha-ha! Yeah! Man, that was a piece of cake! Everything is coming up bears. Everything is not coming up bears! Hey! If we keep on the main roads, we're gonna get caught. I found a detour. It's safer. Okay, take the next left, lil' bro. That'll take forever! We'll never reach Canada. Come on! The main highway's a straight shot. But they'll find us on this road. Panda, relax. We're fine, buddy. We're past 'em. Just keep going this route. - Hey! - Staying on current course. Stop it, Grizz! No! - We got to take the detour! - Route updated. Ice Bear suggests this route. - Hey! Stop! Don't you start! - Route updated. Give it back, Grizz! Just stay on this road. Back! Stop! This is faster. - Rerouting. Rerouting. - Ice Bear picks this one. It's my phone! Stop! Go this way! It's the best route! Aaah! Aaah! Whoa! Aaaah! Slow down, bro! Ice Bear can't slow down. Brakes not working. Aah! Aah! Oh! Oh! Whaa! Everyone okay? Yeah. Barely. Huh? Oh, great. Our van is totaled. Nice job, everyone. Wait. Do you hear that? Guys, guys, guys! It's gonna be fine! We're good! I'm sure whoever's over there can help us fix our van. Come on, bros! Forward! We're gonna die here, aren't we? Whoa. Is this a cornfield? Can we eat the corn? No, Grizz. That would be stealing. Ice Bear just eating stuff off the ground. Salty. Oh! Huh? What the heck is that? Whoa! Weird. It's like some kind of stick house. A stick stadium! What's it doing way out in the middle of nowhere? Ice Bear getting weird vibes. Y'all going in or what? Got a mad case of fomo already. Aah! Aah! What? How, uh, wh... wh... uh, j... cow... b... huh? Ah, you forgot the password. Happens all the time. No worries. I got ya. What's the password? 1-2-3-4. Yeah, that's it. Alright, boys, here we go! Welcome! - Whoa! - Whoa! Oh, hey, girl! I see you! It's like an animal rave? "Internet Animal Fest"? Wait, guys! I think I recognize these animals! They're all Internet famous! Like you! You're Angry Kitty! Yeah, that's me. So cool! So cool!	 	And I'm The Painting Elephant. I paint with my nose. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Juice My Car Raccoons, man! 	 	And I'm Jacked Up Kangaroo. Ta-hoo! You bears ready to party? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
"Parlay... to cease fire and hold a conference with the opposing side." Hmm. Well, sounds like we got to hear 'em out. 	 	Look, I-I'm sorry, everyone. We... We didn't mean to crash your party. We just... crashed our car, and now we're stuck here. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	(tearing up) Please. We got kicked out of our home just because we're bears. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Being Ice Bear shouldn't be a crime. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	We're just trying to get to Canada to maybe find a place that will accept us for who we are. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Nobody cares about us because we're different. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Haven't you had any people judge you like that? 	Yeah. People think I'm mad all the time because I look angry. But this is just my face. I have other feelings, too. 	Nobody takes me seriously as an artist just because I paint with my nose. 	And everyone just looks at me as a buff kangaroo, but I am so much more than that. Why can't the people see? 	 	The world can be a cruel and unkind place. We just want to believe that it's not all like that. 
Hey, maybe we did judge you unfairly. We're sorry, bears. Listen, we'll fix your car so you can find your new home. We're on it! That was real inspiring, bears! Yeah, we'll hook you up! Come with me. You can stay with us for the night. - Wow. Thanks! - Thanks, you guys! Thanks, everyone! We love you! What? They get to stay? It took me 500,000 followers before you even let me in! How's that fair? I'll end you, bro. Hey, Grizz, what happens if we never find a new home? Hmm. I don't know. I never thought about it. Ice Bear full of uncertainty. Yeah, don't worry, bros. We always figure it out. Yeah, you're right. Well, good night. Sweet dreams. Good night. No! Huh? Please don't step on me, Grizz! Oh, hey, Pan. What are you doing down there, bud? Hey, no worries. I got you, dude. Let me carry you the rest of the way. Gee, thanks, Grizz! Huh? Ha! Hey, lil' bro! Alright, don't worry. I can help you both off this bridge. Yay! Oh, no! The train! It's gonna get us! Not to worry, bros. Plenty of time to get off the tracks. Hey, Grizz, can you help me out, too? Sure, no worries, guys. Huh? Welcome aboard. What about me? And me! - Thanks, Grizz! Appreciate it! - You're the best! - Thanks, Grizz! - Thank you! Appreciate it, bro! Aah! Huh? Oh, phew. - Aaah! - Aaah! Aah! - Oh, no! - We're not gonna make it! - Help us, Grizz! - He's gonna catch us! Don't worry, bros! I'll make sure you're safe! Aaaah! No! No! Please! No! Farewell, bear. No! G-Grizz, what's... what's wrong? Never mind. I think I need some fresh air. Okay. If you need anything... Ugh, I can't see a thing. It's too dark in here. Guys! Guys! Get up! Get up! Grizz, stop waking us up. What is it this time? Aah! This is the end of the line, bears. We have you surrounded. Come out with your paws up. Aah! How'd they find us?! Sorry, bears. I had to snitch. Pizza Rat! Hey! I followed you, man! I know, but so did they. Yes! Yes! More followers! Take 'em down, boys. Aaah! Oh, no! What do we do?! You're not welcome here! Animals! Drop the beat. Come on! Hurry! Run for your lives! You fools! Come back! They're just a bunch of wild animals! Actually, they're not wild. They're cute viral-video animals. Agh! Come on! Come on! Everyone, these bears, they need to split now! Hey, don't worry. It's all ready for ya. Yeah, yeah. Check it. We're good. Wow! You fixed it! It's back to normal! Not quite. We juiced it. Whoa! Yeah! Running on 100%... Lava lamp, baby! We want to keep it on theme. Enough! Quit talkin' and get drivin'! Good luck, bears. Be safe out there. Yeah, but if you ever get in a pinch, just hit that button on the dash. No, no! Not now, man! Pfft. Ugh, amateurs. - Oh, thank you, guys! - Be safe! Peace out! Quiet! - Huh? - Aww! Ugh! What? Alpha Team, regroup! They're getting away! Step on it, Murphy! Unh-unh. Aren't you forgetting something? Agh! Go! Where are we? We haven't been driving that long. Hmm, looks like we're passing through some kind of industrial zone. It's all that's left before we reach Canada. Uh. Whoa, lil bro. Hey, uh, why are you speeding up so much? Guys, we've got company. This is your last chance. Pull over, bears! Oh, no! They've caught up to us! Hello, police? I was wondering if I could request a jail cell with a top bunk bed? Panda, no! Aah! We can't give up! We've come too far. We just have to lose these bozos. Lil bro, you up for the challenge? Ice Bear ready to do or die. Step on it, bro! Burning rubber. All units! After those bears! Dude, they're right on our... Aah, turn left! No, no, right! Drift, drift! Aah! Whoa, watch out for that ramp! Aah! Punch it, Murphy! But, Trout, there's a mean-looking ramp ahead. Just do it! Faster! Okay! Stop running, bears! You have no chance of escape. Ram 'em, Murphy! Aaah! Ugh! Aaaah! What do we do? Lava power. Huh? Oh, the special button! Let's boogie. Huh? What?! Aaaaah! Yo, y-y-yo, what is going on? Aah! No! Oh, no, what's happening?! What the sweet peas is that? Ohh, is this some kind of control board? I don't know, I'll pick the big one! I wonder what lava power means? Yaaaah! No.	Pan Man, what the heck are you doing back here? 	I don't know what the buttons do! I pushed the big one, and it almost brought the whole place down! 
Well, push another one! Um, gah! Aaah! Just a second here. Whoa! Try another one. Uhh! Okay! - Aah! - Yes! We gotta speed up, bro! Ice Bear maxed out. Whoo! Yeah! Take that! Ha ha! Lava power, baby! Whoa! Aaah! Panda! I got you, Pan Pan! Aah! Grizz! Oh, no! Cellie! Drive steady.	Uh, Trout, be careful. That looks, uh, dangerous! 	Panda, hang on! 	You will be captured. 	Huh? Sweet biscuits! 		Oh, no! The bears!
Panda! Grab my paw! Gotcha! 	Uh-oh. 	Murphy! Call reinforcements to follow them! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	But we don't know where they're going. They could be headed anywhere. 	Sir, this is Unit 21. We found something. 	I'll be right there. 	Hmm. Come on, old van. You got this! Oof! Aw, man! Now what do we do? Guys, look, look, look! Is that...? It is! Canada! Canada! Freedom! Acceptance! Lumber. Oh, what are we waiting for?! Let's run! No, wait! Let's stack! ♪ Hearts everywhere ♪ ♪ Up in the air ♪ ♪ Me and you ♪ ♪ Oh, is it true? ♪ ♪ You and me ♪ ♪ La-a-a-a-a-a-a ♪ Hello! We're here to come to... Canada! Ooh! Haha! Bears! Ohh! This is just great. You guys are gonna love it here. We Canadians love bears. See? Oh, and we love you, Mr. Canadian. Ahh, I am so ready for the beginning of our new lives. Ice Bear ready for universal healthcare. That's wonderful, guys! Just show me your passports, and you'll be good to go. Just show me your passports. - Uh, uh...	 	Um, we don't have passports.	Oh. Well, then, uh, I can't let you in, then, can I? 	Wait, what? 	 	No! That can't be right!	Grizz! I thought you said we didn't need passports!	 		
 	But... But... But I-I thought.. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Ugh! I cannot believe this. 	 	Please, sir. You have to let us in. I mean, we're bears! We don't need passports, right? 	Mm, maybe not in the States, but up here, you sure do. Sorrey. 	 	No! No "sorrey"! You don't know what me and my brothers went through to get here! Surely there's some way! Just let us through! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
No can do. 	 	Ohh! Then we'll just climb over, then, huh, we won't tell. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Ooh, my poutine's done. Well, good luck! 	What?! No! Come on! 	Come on, come on, come on! 	Grizz, give it up already. It's over. 	 	What? Ugh! Nonsense, Panda! I'll think of something else. We can just sneak in another way, or, uh, we can go get passports! Uh, c-c'mon! To the car, boys!	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The car suddenly explodes.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Uh... 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I've had it! I'm over it, Grizz! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What are you talking about? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	This! Any of this! Over and over, we get into trouble, you make up one of your schemes, and everything ends up worse. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Schemes? I'm the only one trying to get us out of this mess! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	A mess that you created! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz and Panda walk up toward each other in anger.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	This never would've happened if you hadn't pushed us into making that stupid video. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Hey, people liked that video! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ugh, you are so in denial. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Oh, I'm in denial, "Coolguy"? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	(gasps) How dare you. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz and Panda growl at each other. Ice Bear drops to the ground.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
and 	Huh? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Ice Bear buries his head among mud.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Aw, see, now look what you did! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Look, let's just calm down. Playing the blame game isn't gonna get us any closer to finding a new home. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Grizz, how are you not getting it through your thick head? You can't fix this. We're not wanted anywhere. We're never gonna find a home. I'm outta here! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda starts to walk off, but Grizz attempt to hold him back.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Hey! Where are you going?! Come on, we gotta stick together! We can't leave! We're brothers! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda knocks Grizz away.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	No! We're not! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz hits the ground. He and Ice Bear look up at a stiff Panda.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	We're not brothers, Grizz. We're just a bunch of dumb bears who made up some story to make ourselves feel better. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Panda. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Get out of the way, Trout! We're going home. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	You animals need to get back to your cages. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	What you're doing is wrong. We're family, and you can't separate us! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	I said, "Get back to your cages!" 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Trout pulls out an electric cattle prod.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Oh no! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	You think you belong? That you can fit in with the rest of society? You are nothing but some filthy, mindless beasts! 	 	You're wrong, Trout! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Am I? Your brothers will return to where they belong, and so will you. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ha! What do you think you're going to do with that? 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	This! 	Lil bro! 	Take Ice Bear's hand if you want to live. 	It's over, Trout. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	No! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Ice Bear full of rage. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Your reign of terror is over. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Get back! Get back, you beasts! 	 	These cages, this reserve, everything! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Panda and Ice Bear walk up side by side to Grizz, glaring at Trout.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	You're doing all this because you're afraid of what's different! Not because it's right! And we're not gonna stand for it. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Trout continues to back away until he finds himself in a cage.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Huh? No! No! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[The cage door is closed on Trout. He tries to open it as the Bears glare at him.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	No! Let me out! Let me out! Free me right now, you animals! Nature has an order! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Nature adapts. Maybe you should, too. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Brothers and sisters, listen to me! Everyone! We gotta stack! 
Murphy, we're coming up! Roger. Hurry, bears. The fire's closing in. Come on. Hurry. You got it. I got you. Don't worry! I got you! Okay, hurry it up! Okay. Gah! Okay, now, keep stacking. Yup, faster. Help each other up. We are reporting live from the scene of a massive forest fire surrounding an animal reserve center. While workers have evacuated, dozens of bears are still trapped with no means of escape. Wait. Something's happening. It's... It's the bears! It appears that a grizzly, panda, and polar bear are leading an escape attempt by forming a giant bear stack! But the flames are closing in. There's no telling if they'll reach that helicopter in time. Hurry up, bears! Grab on! Steady. Steady. Okay, I think we're gonna make it. Aah! Oof!	 	I guess you bears are good for something after all! 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	No! Don't do this, Trout! 	And who's gonna stop me? Hmm? Your bear stack can't reach me from there! Huh? Hmm? Sit down, Trout, and shut your doughnut hole! Hang on, bears. I'm getting us out of here! Everybody! Lean! Got it! Here we go! Hang on, everybody! Whoo-hoo-hoo! There you go. You're gonna be alright, sir. Hey, bears. How you holding up?	Ice Bear is invincible, but a little sore. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
I can't believe we got out of that mess. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
Yeah, but what about him? 	Eh, don't worry about Trout. He won't be bothering you anymore. 
So, what'll we do now? 	 	I don't know. But we'll figure it out together. 	Bros for life? 	 	Yeah, bros for life. 	How did you pull off that incredible rescue? 	How does it feel to be heroes? 	 	 	 	 		
 	Heroes? 	Us? 	Will you pursue legal action? 	Have you thought about selling the movie rights to your story? 	When will you return home? 	 	Uh, well, uh, I don't know if that's up to us. Maybe ask him?	When will the ban on the bears be lifted?	Hmm? Um, uh, well, uh, as an officer of the law, I will do everything in my power to make sure that the bears return home.	 	I can't believe it! We're finally going home! 	But what about all these bears?		
Ice Bear will miss bear brethren. 	 	Hmm. I have an idea. 	 	Hey, Officer Murphy, can you do us one last favor? 	 	Huh? 	And one special bear-stack poutine just for you! 	 	Oh, this is so cute! 	 	 	 		
Enjoy! 	 	Thank you! 
Geez, I can't believe we have our own poutine special. 	Looks just like us. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ice Bear can't wait to eat poutine brothers. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ah, you know, things have really changed around here. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Yeah, come to think of it, we may be fitting in a little better these days. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Ice Bear welcomes change. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	Alright, guys, let's eat! I'm gonna do syrup and honey. 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[Grizz laughs as the screen wipes to show the words 'The End' in the style of the We Bare Bears logo. The credits then begin to roll.] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
 	[END] 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 	 		
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