Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 4: The Battle of the Fifth Star

By Terrarian Pony
Previously: Fallout: Terracraftia; Terraria Raider Radio 3: The New Year
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Knuckles:" What's up Terrarian Wasteland! I'm Knuckles!"
Crowbar:" And the names Crowbar!
Knuckles:" And we're bringing you..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!"
Crowbar:" And a big friendly punch in the foot for all our raider pals out there, including Knuckles here."
Knuckles:" Yeah... wait wha- OW! FRICK!"
Crowbar:" That was for last time. Now don't ask how, but we got word of our so called "Sword of Hope", in a very ballistic battle with an old guy named Mr. Deathweed."
Knuckles:" I'm sure the dude ain't that old, otherwise why be in a gun fight."
Crowbar:" Dude's a ghoul."
Knuckles:" Oh... I hate ghouls... what?"
Crowbar:" That is super insensitive."
Knuckles:" Wha- are you telling me... that you're a ghoul sympathizer?"
Crowbar:" You're not?"
Knuckles:" Well... no! What kinda raider are you?"
Crowbar:" I'm engaged to a ghoul, man."
Knuckles:" Oh so what, you're gonna marry a ghoul?"
Crowbar:" Heck yeah, and you ain't no longer invited to my wedding."
Knuckles:" You're really something you know that?"
Crowbar:" Anyhow, everyone who isn't anyone knows that Mr. Deathweed is the, quote... "King of Slavers", probably why this Sword of Hope is after him."
Knuckles:" I hate slavers. They aren't even merciful enough to kill their prey, they gotta captire 'em, and make 'em do stuff. Idiots!"
Crowbar:" Yeah, I mean... and people call us raiders out on putting people to sleep... it's permenant, but at least they get some much needed rest."
Knuckles:" Yeah! I really hate freakin' slavers."
Crowbar:" Anyways, sounds like we're running outta time. Knuckles, wanna outro?"
Knuckles:" Nah man, you go ahead."
Crowbar:" Alright, I'm crob- OOOWWW!"
Knuckles:" And I'm Knuckles, and you've listenin' too Terraria Raider Radio."
Crowbar:" Screw you, you jerk!"
Knuckles:" Oh, I don't want to hear it."
'TIL NEXT TIME...
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