Cars 2: The Video Game/Script

This is a script of the cutscenes from the storyline of Cars 2: The Video Game.
== Story Mode ==
=== Press Start ===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
* Professor Z: Finn McMissile. It appears out little race has reached the finished line.
* Finn McMissile: The only thing finished around here is you, Professor Z!
* Professor Z: We shall see.
* Mater: There ya are, buddy!
* Professor Z: Get him!
* Finn McMissile: Mater, he's escaping!
* Mater: Dad gum.
* Computer: Gatling gun activated.
* Finn McMissile: Ha! Capital idea!
* Mater: Dang, these lemons is fast. We gotta shake 'em!
* Computer: Evasive maneuvers. 
* Computer: Rocket fuel depleted.
* Mater: Aw, shoot.
* Computer: Activating parachute.
* Professor Z: It's the end of the Autobahn for you!
* Computer: Simulation complete.
==== After Press Start ====
[Scene: C.H.R.O.M.E.]
* Mater: Dad gum! Did you see that jump right der'?
* Lightning McQueen: Yeah! Great job, Mater!
* Mater: This trainin'-ma-whachit is cool, Holley! Let's run it again!
* Holley Shiftwell: Careful! The Academy's Holotechnology is sensitive!
* Lightning McQueen: Easy, Mater. Let the rest of us have a turn.
* Francesco Bernoulli: Now see how much better high speed chases are with the open wheeled cars.
* Mater: Ahright. Well, you two have fun. I'll let the fellers in.
* Holley Shiftwell: Mater, this technology is classified! Those cars don't even have the proper clearance.
* Finn McMissile: At ease, Shiftwell. Any friend of Mater's is a friend of ours. Now, let's run another simulation.
=== Oil Rig Showdown ===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
* Professor Z: So, you've discovered my secret headquarters?
*Professor Z: No matter. You'll be crushed soon enough.
=== Hit the Road ===
[Scene: Tokyo]
* Acer: I bet you're after Professor Z's intel, aren't you?
* Grem: Yeah, well, joke's on you!
*Grem: Acer's guarding it with his life.
* Acer: Hey, I thought you had!
* Grem: Don't tell me you're left it at the drop-off point! 
*Grem: You better beat these losers there before they swipe it! 
=== Airport Showdown ===
[Scene: Haneda Airport]
* Professor Z: You're too late.
*Professor Z: I've intercepted this weapon shipment, and now it is mine to do with as I please.
=== Burning the Midnight Oil ===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
* Professor Z: If you quit now, you may survive.
*Professor Z: Something to consider. 
=== Coastal Invasion ===
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
* Acer: It's about time you guys showed up!
*Trunkov: It's not my fault, he blew another head gasket.
*Hugo: Hey, what can I say? I'm a hothead.
*Grem: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Save it for your shrink.
*Grem: We've got a race to ruin!
=== London Showdown ===
[Scene: London]
* Professor Z: You may have found me, but it's too late, even as we speak.
* Professor Z: My workers are putting the final touches on a weapon so monstrous, so dastardly.
* Professor Z: The worlds will have no choice but to bend to my to my every whim!
=== Unfriendly Competition ===
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
* Francesco Bernoulli: How-a thoughtful for you to race Francesco in-a Francesco's hometown.
* Francesco Bernoulli: Now everyone I know can witness your total disgrace. 
*Francesco Bernoulli: That is unless if you think you can beat me.
* Francesco Bernoulli: Oooh, that is funny.
*Francesco Bernoulli: Francesco you are hilarious! 
*Francesco Bernoulli: Of course they would not think something so ridiculous.
=== Italy Showdown ===
[Scene: Porto Corsa]
* Professor Z: I assume you're here in search of the weapons I've obtained. 
*Professor Z: Not to worry, you won't be around long enough to overstay your welcome.
=== Lightning the Mood ===
[Scene: Tractor Pasture]
* Mater: Welcome to Radiator Springs! 
*Mater: Now, you fancy race cars might be fast, but you will just see how fast I can go with ol' Frank chasing me!
* Jeff Gorvette: Who's Frank?
* Carla Veloso: I do not know, but he sounds strong and handsome!
* Mater: You've got the strong part right. 
*Mater: See ya at the finish line!
=== Tokyo Showdown ===
[Scene: Tokyo]
* Professor Z: You again?! This time, it is I who will destroy you.
* Professor Z: You're finished!
=== London Invasion ===
[Scene: London]
* Fillmore: I'm all for peace and love, man. 
*Fillmore: But desperate times call for desperate measures.
* Sarge: What Fillmore is trying to say is that Professor Z's thugs have been spotted trying to sabotage this race!
* Finn McMissile: Quick, disable them before they hurt someone!
* Fillmore: I hope this doesn't upset the tranquility in my karma.
=== Return to the Rig ===
[Scene: Oil Rig]
* Professor Z: Oh no, look who it is! I'm so frightened.
* Finn McMissile: You'll never win, Professor!
* Professor Z: So, McMissile, is it to be a war between us?
==== After Return to the Rig ====
[Scene: C.H.R.O.M.E.]
* Computer: Simulation complete.
* Holley Shiftwell: Oh, well done, everyone. You've run every simulation in our database.
* Mater: Dad gum! That was fun!
* Francesco Bernoulli: Once again, Francesco exceeds his own expectations by mastering every spy mission.
* Holley Shiftwell: Well... technically to consider these missions 'mastered' you'd have to place first in each of them... Which, um... You haven't.
* Lightning McQueen: Well, I guess you can't win 'em all, Francesco.
* Finn McMissile: On the contrary, you're welcome to run these simulations as often as you like.
* Francesco Bernoulli: The great Lightning McQueen's mouth runs much too fast while his tires run much too slow.
* Lightning McQueen: P'huh! Why don't you say that to my face?
* Francesco Bernoulli: It's hard to see your face when I am so far ahead of you! Ha ha!
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