World Wars (First Draft)

World Wars, the twelfth and final episode of Season One of The World of SBFW, was not the final product. Before you got what World Wars is today, there was a first draft that was ultimately scrapped for being too mature. Below is what was able to be recovered of the first draft. Read at your own risk.
==Transcript==
[Episode begins with a flashback of the end of Malarkey in The World of SBFW.]
Golfpecks: Now, does anyone know how I get off this planet?
SpongeBot: That's the thing, nobody really knows.
Golfpecks: You what?
SpongeBot: I've been stuck here for years begging to leave.
Polar: Well I mean you could use that conveniently placed rocket beside you.
[The camera pans over to a banana-shaped rocket beside Golfpecks. Dan is holding the door open.]
Golfpecks: Oh. [He enters the rocket] Well, I guess I'll see you all soon.
SpongeBot: Wait, take me with you!
[Golfpecks slams the door in SpongeBot's face and he takes off.]
SpongeBot: NOOOOOO!!
Golfpecks: Ha, ha! So long motherflippers!
Travis: That's… oddly not Golfpecks.
[Golfpecks disappears]
Primitive: Well, what now?
Lock: Well the penguin's gone.
Matchy: I'm down for another pint if anyone wants to come. (This makes sense in context or whatever ehhifydyicjuc)
Primitive: Eh, sure.
[Everyone follows Matchy off the screen. Cut to Golfpecks in his rocket.]
Golfpecks: Poor fools. Little do they know soon, there will be no more trolls in the FANDOM Galaxy. Because, really, trolls need to shut the fuck up.
[The rocket's fuel indicator starts blinking.]
Golfpecks: Sh-
[da rooket lands in esb]
goflpecks: lvwjhihuvnei whehrew qa<m i
esb: uo are in esb
gpdlfflpcls,: lets' kil sbfw
esb: ok
[one travel later]
sbfw: no do not destrpoy us
godleplcs: 2 bad
sbfw: no
[evertrureyhing exploODDODOOODes and it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOom the edn]
APRIL FOOLS AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA