"Call Me Maybe" PARODY

Carly Rae Jepsen - "Call Me Maybe" PARODY ft Obama is Bart Baker's 35th parody, based on the pop hit song of the same name; and features a very creepy Carly Rae Jepsen stalking on President Barack Obama. It was released on June 22th, 2012.
==Cast==
Bart Baker as Carly Rae Jepsen
Danny Watson as Barack Obama
Kamil Haque as Osama bin Laden
Uncredited as Obama's Bodyguard 
Uncredited as Carly's Guitarist 
==Lyrics==
Carly:
I’m watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard
Wish you’d lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
I love your black nappy hair, and those suits that you wear.
I’m wearing your underwear that I stole from your place.
I’m a total psycho
Spying through a window
I’ll kill that Michell hoe
And take over as first lady
Carly:
Hi, nice to meet you, I'm friggin' crazy
When I kill your wife, you will marry me
Carly Rae Obama will be my new name
I’ve been your stalker since your first campaign
Obama:
Whoa I don’t know you, you're friggin' crazy
You look like a dude, your eyes are lazy
And you need to stop stalking me
Your pale skin and bangs are super creepy.
Carly:
You might not realize it yet
But we’ll soon be having sex inside the Oval Office
Obama:
You're totally insane
Carly:
Maybe if I wash my car it will make your weenier hard.
Obama:
Please stop or I’m gonna barf, you look worse than McCain.
Carly:
Now i’m gonna fall off of this cars wet hood top
Oh my head hit a rock, OMG it’s really bloody
Carly:
I snuck in your room while you were away
And stole your boxers. They smell good, don’t they?
Obama:
Get those damn boxers out of my face
Or else I’ll gonna call the C.I.A.
Carly:
No! Please, I love you! Just give me one taste.
Obama:
Take one step closer and I’ll scream rape
Wait! Who the hell is that guy playing the bass.
Carly:
Oh, that’s Osama.
Osama:
My death was a fake.
Obama:
When people fake losing their life it makes me look bad.
How could you do that? This makes me so so mad.
But secretly I’ve always liked your sexy beard and hat.
Will you be my man, will you call me maybe?
Category:Parodies
Category:Carly Rae Jepsen
Category:Barack Obama