Season 14/Songs

=="Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral"==
=== "Pepperoni" ===
Singers:
Ah, Pepperoni roamin' the plains
Yes, sir, he's one handsome pony
One handsome pony
Looks like he found some pepperoni
He's super buff and super humble
The only thing hotter than his muscles are his morals
He's got hard morals
Go on and look at him flexing his pectorals
Ah, come on, Pepperoni
No sliced ham
Or baloney
Don't want no ham or more baloney
Sure hope he finds more pepperoni
=="The Amazing Rudy"==
=== "Why Don’t You Lead Me To Love" ===
Singers:
Why don't you lead me
Lead me to love right now
In everything you do
Why don't you tell me
Tell me you care right now
And show me that you do
This whole world's got me down
Not a friend can be found
Why don't you take me, take me!
Take me, take me by the hand!
Oh yeah
And why don't you lead me
Lead me to love right now
In everything you do?
And why can't you see, girl
I need a little love right now
And show me that you do
I wanna hear you say
Hey, baby
==" The Pickleorette"==
=== "Tea Party" ===
Singers:
Tea party, party
Party, party, party
Little chairs
Sittin' in little chairs
Little saucers
Little saucers
Tea cups
Tea cups
And tiny sandwiches
Tiny sandwiches
Spraying tea 
Spraying tea...
Everywhere
Like he was the damn fountain 
Damn fountain
at the Bellagio
At the Bellagio
In that moment, everything in the world felt beautiful.
[Linda] Oh, my gosh.
Tea party,party,party,party,party,party
[Gretchen] Now I don't have to burn something you love! I'm the best big sister ever!
=="Running Down a Gene"==
=== "Heat Your Buns" ===
Gene:
Saturday is when the week is done
And you want to have some fun
Saturday is the day that comes before Sunday
 And you heat your buns in the sun in the sun 
You heat your buns in the Su-u-u-u-u-u-u-u.. un. 
=== "Chase Your Dream" ===
Gene:
I chased after a dream it all seemed so simple
But get close to a star and you can't see it twinkle
Some dreams are you wanting but not doing or making
The feeling is haunting but remember when waking
Chase the dream in real life
Don't go back to sleep
The dream's like a night-light
It's only there to help you see or for when you have to pee...
I chased the dream like a ship lost at sea
Should've chased the thing in my dream
The thing that is me
I chased the dream like they say uou're supposed to
But chase the thing in the dream
That your heart wants to show you.
=== "Tater Tots" ===
Gene:
Tater tots with legs
Hot tot to trot
Tater tots with legs
Hot tot to trot
Tater tots with legs
Hot tot to trot
 Zebras wearing bras
Zebras, zebras
 Zebras wearing bras
Zebras, zebras
 Zebras wearing bras
Zebras, zebras
Salami, salami
Salami, salami
Salami, salami
Salami, salami
=="Bully-ieve It or Not"==
=== "Ketchup & Mustard" ===
Linda:
The ketchup loves the mustard
But it makes the ketchup flustered
So I give them a little space
The ketchup loves the mustard
But it makes the ketchup flustered
Gene: It's time for ravioli I will not eat them slowly
The ketchup loves the mustard
Background: The ketchup loves the mustard
The ketchup loves the mustard
Background The ketchup loves the mustard
=="Escape from Which Island?"==
=== "Ring-a-Ding" ===
Linda:
Background: Ring-A-Ding, Ring-A-Ding,
Ring-A-Ding-Ding
Ring-A-Ding, Ring-A-Ding
Linda: Ding-dong
Tina: Hello.
Linda: Hi, honey. I'm 30 minutes early.
Here's a bottle of wine that someone gave me as a gift.
Aren't you gonna put on music?
Can I help out with snacks or anything?
No? Okay. Can I see what you have in the fridge?
I haven't had dinner.
Also, I blocked your neighbor's driveway.
He's cool, right?
He's cool, right?
He's cool, right?
He's cool, right?
=="The (Raccoon) King and I"==
=== "Gas in My Car" ===
Bob:
I sure am missing you 
I wanna see you soon
If I can't get there
What am I gonna, I gonna do now?
You should be mine tonight
We should be sleeping tight
I'm gonna get there 
Because you know
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna get to you
No matter where you are
Gas in my car
I'm gonna roll to you, baby.
W-Wait. Oh, no. No, no. Did I just run out of gas?
Full:
I sure am missing you 
I wanna see you soon
If I can't get there
What am I gonna do now?
You should be mine tonight
We should be sleeping tight
I'm gonna get there 
Because you know
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna get to you
No matter where you are
Gas in my car
I'm gonna roll to you baby
They say the oil cartel
They do not wish us well
They want to make us pay
To have a happy day
I've got an empty tank
No money in the bank
I'm gonna find a way
Just like I say
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna roll to you baby
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna get to you
No matter where you are
Gas in my car
I'm gonna roll to you baby
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna get to you
No matter where you are
I'm gonna roll to you baby
If there's gas in my car
I'm gonna get to you
No matter where you are
Gas in my car
I'm gonna roll to you baby
Yeah baby
=="Wharf, Me Worry?"==
=== "Wharfin' with Pop Pop" ===
Singers:
Wharfin' with Pop Pop,
wharfin' with Pop Pop,
Wharfin' with Pop Pop,
Wharfin' with Pop Pop,
wharfin' with Pop Pop,
Wharfin' with Pop Pop,
Ooooooooh 
=== "Dr. Clamstradamus" ===
Belcher Kids & Singers:
My name is Clamstradamus
Dr. Clamstradamus
And, again, my name is Clamstradamus
Dr. Clamstradamus
Bow down to me
 Who wants to know their future?
I know all, I see all
My name is Clamstradamus
Dr. Clamstradamus
And, again, my name is Clamstradamus
Bow down to me
Wait, don't go, let us tell you your future.
=="Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse"==
=== "I'm a Fruad" ===
Louise:
Louise: I'm a fraud
Tina: (Spoken) Wait, what's happening?
Louise: I'm a phony
Tina: (Spoken) Are you singing in a documentary?
Louise: I'm a sham, a scam (Gene starts beatboxing)
Yes, ma'am, and I'm full of baloney
Tina: (Spoken) Okay, now Gene seems to be laying down a beat.
Louise: But if you could see who I had hoped to be
The me that's me more perfectly
Why can't I be the me I want to be?
Tina: Okay, maybe we get back to watching out for..
Louise: And in this world... 
Tina: Louise!
=== "Zombie Apocalypse" ===
Louise:
Teddy: Brains.
Tina: It must be a zombie apocalypse!
=="The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas"==
=== "Santa Loves Glueten" ===
Santa:
Santa: Gluten, ho, ho, ho!
There's no disputin' I love gluten
Ah
Gluten, ho, ho, ho!
You're darn tootin' I love gluten
You got celiac?
Well, I got your back but if I have that snack attack gimme that gluten
Ho, ho, ho!
There's no disputin' I love gluten
Ho, ho, ho!
Merry Christmas, everybody!
Where's my cookies? I earned 'em.
=="Mission Impossi-Bob"==
=== "Beef-hemoth" ===
Belchers:
Beef-hemoth
The Beef-hemoth
Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef
Beef, beef, beef
Beef, beef, beef, beef, beef, beef..
Louise: So, what do you say? Can we put you down for The Beef-hemoth?
Tina: Oh, my God, yes.
Louise: (High pitched) More Beef-hemoth, anyone?
Beef-hemoth.
Gene: Beeeeeeeeeeeeef...
=="Jade in the Shade"==
=== "Flappy Bappies" ===
Louise & Linda:
Flappy Bappies,
Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies
Flappy Bappies,
Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies
Bootlegging Flappy Bappies
Ahhhhh
Flappin' together
Bappin' forever
Flappy Bappies,
Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies
Flappy Bappies,
Flappy Bappies, Flappy Bappies
Bootlegging Flappy Bappies...
=="Butt Sweat and Fears"==
=== "Stir the Pot" ===
Singers:
Let me see now
Got my shopping list
Got my recipe
Got my apron on
Where did I put that spatula?
Oooh
Gettin' hot in the kitchen
Gonna have to taste a little bit of that sauce
oooh
That's good
Put the heat on
Put the heat on
Get the salt
Yeah
Get the pepper
Yeah
Get the hot sauce
Uh huh
Get the salt
Yeah
Get the pepper
Yeah
Get the hot sauce
Uh huh
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot, Stir the pot
Stir the pot, Stir the pot
I got my shopping list
I got my recipe
I got my apron on
Where did I put that spatula?
Oooh
Gettin' hot in the kitchen
Gonna have to taste a little bit of that sauce
oooh
That's good
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
Stir the pot
The bitter's gonna burn
=== "Funky Farmer Fred" ===
Singers:
Way out in the country where the air is fresh
There lives a little farmer and his name is Fred
Well ya know that he grows the best corn around
But things get funky when the sun goes down
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Well he feeds his chickens and he feeds his cow
Every night he likes to break it down
His body gyrates as the evenin' falls
And he does it all in his overalls
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
He's into irrigation
And pelvis liberation
He lays down manure
His moves are rated mature
That's one funky farmer
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Funky farmer
Now talk to me guitar
So funky
The funkiest farmer
What's his name?
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
Funky Farmer Fred
His moves would paint the barn red
Funky Farmer Fred
You heard what I said
=== "Sweet Love Sugar" ===
Singers:
We were strollin' to the ice cream stand
You and me together, we were holding hands
I like chocolate
You like cookies and cream
Gave each other's cones a lick
Just livin' the dream
I handed the ice cream man some cash
Turned back to see your chocolate mustache
I said "Could we touch our mouths and rub 'em all around until the top of my lip turns brown?"
Won't you give me some sweet love sugar?
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh, sweet love sugar
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh
Can't wait for it to happen
My heart's pounding like you can't believe
We don't even need a napkin
Baby we'll just use our sleeves
Whenever I'm with you
I'm wearin' a grin
I never want to leave this place
Especially since you've got a chocolate goatee on your chin
Chocolate all over your face
So happy you're the one I chose
Gonna put some chocolate ice cream on your nose
When I'm with you, my feelings soar
Don't even care if it clogs my pores
Won't you give me some sweet love sugar?
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh, sweet love sugar
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh
Won't you give me some sweet love sugar?
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh, sweet love sugar
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh
Won't you give me some sweet love sugar?
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh, sweet love sugar
Oh, sweet love sugar
Ooh-ooh