Infected/Interactions

==Dialogue==
Entering the Elevator 	
*"h3llо!! :D"
Leaving the Elevator 	
*“g0TTa BL4sT1”
*“GtG N3rD5s XD”
*”T1m3 T0 xX_g4Me 0N_Xx!”
*"UgH mY n053 HurtZ!"
*"T2yL bR0!!"
Leaving on the Happy Home Party floor	
*"p4rteh!!!!! :D"
Gifted an Item 	
*"Th15 15 4w350m3!!"
*"ur 50 ch1ll m4n!!!"
*"L0L Thx br4h!"
Gifted Wet Cement 	
*"yuCK!!1"
*"Th15 15 k1nd4 5tup1d.."
*"2Gr0554m3!"
Showered with the Petal Cone 	
*"Y0 Iz Th15 a D0No?? XD"
*"R0uND 0F 4pPlau5e 4 teh B3sT Sk4t3r Evr!11!"
*"Thx bR4H! :D"
*"Th3s3 M4K3 mY 4LL3rG135 AcT uP.."
*"HUh?? D1D I w1N 4 BloxY?? :0"
Sprayed with the Spray Bottle 	
*"rly? -_-"
*"[Content Deleted] D:<"
*"th4ts c0ld br0!1 o_O"
*"my d4d is builderm4n br0 he w1ll BAN yuo >:["
*"u n00b!!1 >_<"
Hit with a Snowball or Tomato 	
*"ill r3p0rt u!!! >:["
*"ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 O_O"
*"D00D!! nawt c00l >:("
*"l4m3r.. ¬_¬"
Hit with a C4 	
*“d4Tz 3p1C!!”
*“Sw33T p4rTEH tR1cKZ DUD!11”
*“d035 any1 h4v3 a d3fus3 k1t O_o”
*“4LL W3 c3LEBR4T3 R G0o0D T1MZ ~( ˘-˘~)”
*“Y0 bR0sK1 IS tH1S XP?!1”
*“LVL UP ( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─”
Hit with the Tiny Foamer 	
*"uR 41m sUX!!!1"
*"wUt th3 h3x br4H @-@"
*"h3y! ¬_¬"
*"y0uCh!!1"
*"1 h4V3 a n4Rf 4t h0m3 T00! ( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─”
Flashed with the Flash Beacon 	
*"Iv'3 5t4r3d 4t Pl3nTy 0f l1ght5!"
*"444H!! Th3 5un!!"
*"H3h3h... 1t'5 l1k3 my v1d30g4m35.."
*"Fl45hb4ng, g01ng 0uT!"
*"w04h, cr4zy L1gHt5 br0!"
Idle 	
*"C4n tH1s d00d c0pEE my aewsm3 SK4t3R mooves?!11"
*"Sw4Giest [Content Deleted] on the BL0cK, l0L 0<0"
*"Shut UP 4nD LiTsen to Teh Dubst3p (◞╭╮◟)"
*"NAWT A c00L Cucumb3R!!1"
*"P4rt4y hardAY XD"
*"2 Sp00ky 4 m3!!"
*":1....."
*"Im da Sw4Giest [Content Deleted] on the BL0cK, B)"
*"L0L internet"
*"h3rd u guyz liek mudk1pz :3"
*"h4ve u guys s33n mai cs fr4gm0vie yet?? xP"
*"i l1ek turt3ls"
*"I mU5t b3 g3tTinG a C0lD.. I k33p Dr3AmiNG oF A W3iRd 5H4dOw! XD"
*"I mu5T b3 g3tt1ng b3tt3r!! N0 b4d dr34m5"
*"L33R0Y J3NK1N5!! xD"
*"ch3ck 0ut my c00l gr33n sw0rd!!1"
Idle on birthday 	
*"I sH0UlD 4Sk P4Rty D00d f0r A B-d4Y H4T t0OdaY!"
*"H4PPYY B1RtHd4Y!!! T0 m3 l0l!!"
*"It'5 mY f4v3 Sk4t3bO4rD3r'S B1rThD4y t0d4Y! M3! XD"
*"uR 4Ll InV1t3d tO mY Cr1b F0r mY B-dAy P4RtY! 'scUZ3 Th3 S0d4 C4nZ LOL"
*"G0Nn4 InV D4T P4rTY D00D f0r mY B-D4Y toD4y!"
Idle on April Fools' 	
*“I l1k3 5l0P!!!”
*”J1mMy D0n4Lds0N.”
*"I c4nT W41t 4 t3h b4n BaN s3qU3L!!"
*"H0p 0N r41nBoW P4IZ!"
*"D1d U 5ee Th3 Sk1bi d1 3p1s0d3?"
*"H4zB1N 5lOp Sk1b1 R41nBoW G4rt3N V4tor!!"
*"Sk1b1b1 B0m boM b0m Y35 y3S!!"
Interacting with Bive 	
*"Y0 DUd..."
*"y0U h34Rd tH3 StUFf BR0 yUMs h4S b3eN s4y1NG 4boUT y0U?"
*"N0T g00D th1nGZ BR0.."
*"n0t g00D 4T 4LL... o_o"
*Bive: "WHY SHOULD I CARE? I DON'T CARE."
*Bive: "I know what that little alien is hiding.."
*Bive: "I have triple however much blackmail he might have on me.."
*Bive: "and you wanna know HOW??"
*"._."
*Bive: "I KNOW SHE PUTS NEURO-SPOIL IN THE BOGGLE JETFUEL TO BOOST DRINK ADDICTIVENESS FOR PROFIT!"
*Bive: "I just KNOW it!"
*"uhHh hUh.."
*Bive: "Did you know that all ballpits were invented to behave as black holes?"
*Bive: "Every time you look away.."
*Bive: "they might just decide to suck up ANYTHING."
*Bive: "Even TEETH!"
*":/.."
*"Wut..."
*Bive: "Your sickness seems to make you almost.."
*Bive: "Oblivious..."
*Bive: "Do you tend to hear glitches and murmers coming from your shower?"
*"WO4H dUD!!1 tOT4lLY uNr4D 2 s4y!"
*"1 jUst G0 W1tH th3 FL0OO0w ~(-_-)~"
*"L0t 0F w31Rd tH1nGS h4PPeN h3Re 4Ll THe T1M3!1!"
*Bive: "Like the omnipotent vertebrates?"
*Bive: "The cynical sacrifices??"
*Bive: "WHAT ABOUT THE CRIMSON EYES???"
*"0_o 1.. 1 w4s g0nn4 t4lk ab0ut th3 w4ter & c0NF3Tt1 f4ll1ng fr0M t3h l1ght.."
*Bive: "GGHHRRK!! ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT"
*Bive: "BYE DONT TALK TO ME FORGET IT, PLEASE NOW!"
Interacting with DrRETRO 	
*DrRETRO: "meoww.. Purr.. (hmmm.. Seems like the origin place your virus came from was a Free Model...)"
*DrRETRO: "Mew? (You know that, right?)"
*"idk wH4t Ur t4Lk1ng 4B0ut."
*"1t w4S 0N d1sC0Unt 4 0n3 T1X! H0w C0uld 1 P4ss tH4t up ^_^?"
*"S33ms l1K3 Ur J34L0us.."
*DrRETRO: "meow mraur. (Sugar, I Certainly am not.)"
*"Y34 Y34! W4T3v3r!" 
*DrRETRO: "mew meow.. (You poor thing, It's been so long since you contracted that unusual virus.)"
*DrRETRO: "Meow! Mreo- (I'm here to help, just let me-)"
*"DUD3 1 JU5T R34L1Z3D UR L1K3 4 G14NT P0PT4RT!!!"
*"R u L1k3 P0pt4rt's m0th3r?"
*DrRETRO: "Meow mrow.. (Wasn't your cat... grey?)"
*"TH4T5 50 CO0L..."
*DrRETRO: "purr meow.. (What a strange guy, perhaps the virus has made him...)"
*DrRETRO: "meow..? (Withdrawn?)"
*DrRETRO: "Meow mrow hiss.. (You should listen to your doctors..)"
*DrRETRO: "Mew mew! (You're not healthy whatsoever!)"
*"N4H, 1'm c00L."
*"I d0N't n33D N0 d0ct0r t3LL1ng m3h w4t 2 d0 :/"
*"4LL 1 N33d 1s M4h sw33T sk4T3B04Rd.."
*"4nd m4H-"
*"4H-
*"CHOO!.."
*"*Sniffle*"
*"4Nd my 4w3Som3 g4M1Ng S3tuP!"
*DrRETRO: "meow. (Of course.)"
Interacting with FleshCousin 	
*FleshCousin: "Trading secrets with the mystical benches of picture frames."
*"Th4T m4K3 n0 senS3!"
*"R u givNG m3 A C0d3 4 FR33 It3MS?"
*FleshCousin: "Free with the purchase of a great and sensible emotion."
*"L0LWUT?"
*"LOL R U s1ck 2?? XD"
*"ju5t l1Ke my Sk4t3r SkiLLz!"
*FleshCousin: "Sick!"
*FleshCousin: "Ecks..."
*FleshCousin: "Dee.."
*FleshCousin: "performing arts five, skilling with numbers."
*"U t4lK s0 DeRpy LOLZ"
*"I c4nT Und3r5t4nD wAT UR s4yiNG!"
*FleshCousin: "Pink disco and with your bodacious attitude skater to lollygagging place."
*"0_0??"
Interacting with Folly 	
*"YO laWI, U IOOK lik3 a HOrROr v1d30 G4m3 ChAr4cT3r!"
*Folly: "I do not waste my time putting notes everywhere."
*NOt tO m3nT10n, Iv3 sEen U 50m3wh3RE!!"
*"4r3 U 4 gu4rd1An 4nG31??"
*Folly: "Video games are not the only thing rotting your brain."
*Folly: "I've seen it with my own eyes."
*Folly: "Kasper."
*Folly: "..."
*"hUH? WHy'D U s4Y th4 50 loUD Br0H?"
*"Wh0'5 K4sP3r??"
*Folly: "Hmhmhmhaha.. Your mind has corroded..."
*Folly: "Just as I've seen in those... colorful, yet broken dreams of yours."
*"Ur4Fre4ky!!1"
*Folly: "And yet, the mind lives on. I will rip it out of him soon enough." 
*Folly: "How do you sleep at night, knowing that you are fractured?"
*"Fr4ctUr3d?? 1'm Ch1lLiNg Br4H!"
*Folly: "You've lost a part of yourself."
*Folly: "How... familiar."
*"...tH15 GuY 15 Tr0lL1ng... :/"
Interacting with Gnarpy 	
*"WaTs UR F4vE daNC3?"
*"Min3's Teh H4RdSTY13 SHUFF13 xP"
*Gnarpy: "I don't wazte my time doing uzelezz and gliblopping dances..."
*"WAT.. 0_0??"
*"Y U NO D4ncE??"
*"It'S S0 EP1K ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓"
*Gnarpy: "It'z trivial!"
*Gnarpy: "Now go away, you ancient ZOPWARB!"
*Gnarpy: "Rgh"
*Gnarpy: "Keep your zoibling germz away from me.."
*"M3h?"
*":'("
*Gnarpy: "What did I juzt zay?!"
*Gnarpy: "Don't even breathe in my prezence!"
*"Ur JUSt @ H4t3R"
*"[Content Deleted]"
*Gnarpy: "I wizh I could blazt you with my zapper right now.."
*"Z@Pp3r??"
*"I5 tH4t L1Ke t3h P4InTBaLL GuN?? O_o;"
*Gnarpy: "It'z only my mozt favorite weapon!!"
*Gnarpy: "And very gleebdin' powerful..."
*"OH NO3Z!!"
*"DOnT Pwn M3!!"
*"I'm Ju5t A n00b!!"
Interacting with Lampert 	
*Lampert: "What is your illness?"
*"WhUzZuP??"
*Lampert: "What is making you sneeze and sniffle so disgustingly?"
*"0H, I dUnnO"
*"mY FuRn1TuR3 1 Gu3e5."
*Lampert: "Someone should buy you a quarantine bubble."
*"M3H, Th3y'r3 t00 Cr4Mp3D brOh! >_<"
*Lampert: "I wasn't asking."
*"*Sn1fFl3*"
*Lampert: "Use a tissue. It's common sense."
*"1 d0n't h4v3 aNY th0.."
*"*SN1FflE* GUh...."
*Lampert: "You're going to get a sinus infection."
*"W3ll.. 4h.."
*"4H.."
*"-4CH00!"
*Lampert: "..."
*"50RrY br4H.."
*"d1D th4T.. L4nD oN y0u?"
*Lampert: "..."
*"w3Ll n0W My s1Nus3s 4r3 cle4-"
*Lampert: "I intend to ruin your life."
*"H4y, D1dn't u S4y Th3r3's Bunn13s tH4t L1v3 UnD3R COucH3S???"
*Lampert: "Yes."
*Lampert: "They're called Dust Bunnies and they are little clusters of dust that-"
*"tH4t'5 s0 S1cK!"
*"S0 1 C0ULD LI3K F33d TH3M C4RR0TS N 2TUFF?? :D :3"
*Lampert: "wait-"
*">u< P0PT4RT W0ULD LUV TH3S3 LITTL3 BUNN13S!!!"
*Lampert: "Erm.. Did you think they're actual living bunnies?"
*"W3LL DUH!!!"
*"Y 3LS3 W0Uld th3Y B C4ll3d BunN13s?? XP"
*Lampert: "Wow."
*Lampert: "You really are something."
*"4H-CH00!"
*"GUh...."
*Lampert: "Eugh.."
*Lampert: "Do you even cover your mouth when you sneeze?"
*"*Sn1fFl3*"
*"W4s 1 SupP0se t0?"
*Lampert: "Uhm. Yes?..."
*Lampert: "Please tell me you're not contagious."
*"0F C0Urs3 n0T!"
*Lampert: "Oh good."
*"..."
*"...d0 1 sT1LL h4vE 2 c0v3R mY c0UGh??"
*Lampert: "YES???"
*Lampert: "Gosh.. so unsanitized.." 
*"h3y m4n!"
*Lampert: "Please turn away if you're going to speak to me."
*"wh4T? :("
*"d1d I d0 s0m3th1ng wr0ng?"
*Lampert: "I don't like your "air."" 
*"0h... :(("
*Lampert: "I love ROKEA, the furniture is so clean..."
*Lampert: "It’s very refreshing."
*"Wat?? o_o Y0u cl34n ur Furn1TUr3??"
*Lampert: "You don’t?!"
*Lampert: "You are supposed to clean your furniture every 6 months."
*Lampert: "AT MOST."
*Lampert: "Especially if you have pets as well.."
*"1 us3d 2 H4ve a C4t"
*"bUT 1tz b33N M1ss1NG 4 a wh1L3 n0w.."
*"3v3R s1nc3 tH4t Fr34K Sh0w3d uP... 0_0"
*"♪ p0pt4rt, c0M3 H0m3 ♪ ╰( ^o^)╮♪"
*Lampert: "Yeah dude.. I know."
*Lampert: "You'll find your cat eventually, I hope."
*"H4PPY B1RTHD4Y L4MP3RT!!1!" 
*Lampert: "Thanks, Kas." 
*"W4t?? wh0 o_o" 
*"Y0u k33p s4y1ng th353 w31rd Us3rn4m35!"
*Lampert: "Just a bit sentimental, I guess."
*Lampert: "Now can you please go blow your nose?"
Interacting with Mannequin Mark 	
*Mannequin_Mark: "Yeesh... All you kids do these days is sit around and play video games.."
*"1 lIt3rally h4v3 my Own 4p4rtm3nt br4h..."
*Mannequin_Mark: "Why don't you do some woodwork like a real mannequin!"
*"br4H!!"
*"Wh4t I do Is Itt3rily nON3 Of Ur bUssin3ss!"
*"UR jUSt 4 h4t3r!!"
*"th4t's 4ll yOu do!! 15 h4t3!!"
*"qUit y4pping oLd m4N XDD"
*Mannequin_Mark: "Hey kid!"
*Mannequin_Mark: "What's all this pink stuff?"
*Mannequin_Mark: "You've got it all over my planks!"
*"Don't knoW wH4t ur t4lking abOut dUd3!."
*"u mUst'v3 gOTt3n p4iNT On th3m (;°□°)"
*Mannequin_Mark: "I can see it coming from yer nose!"
*"eRrr .."
*"*SnIFF13""
*"wh4T ar3 U on abOut Old M4n XD"
*"M4yb3 it's tim3 tO G3t sOm3 gl4sS3s dUD3!1"
Interacting with Melanie 	
* Melanie: "Do you and Lampert want t-to go to Crem's later..?"
* Melanie: "I could use the um. Company!"
* "N44h s0Rry br0.. L4mP d035n't l1k3 m3 sn33z1ng oN th3 Ic3 Cr34m."
* Melanie: "Oh well, he p-personally asked to invite y-you so maybe it's alright..?"
* "H3 JU5T L1K35 U51NG MY C0UP0N5!!"
* "50 c4n U run v1d30g4m35 on ur scr33n??"
* Melanie: "Well y'know... I haven't tried..!"
* "W3 c4n h34d t0 mY pl4c3 4nd trY 1t 0ut!!
* "Ju5t ign0r3 my r00m4t3, h3 5uck5."
* Melanie: "Uh.. S-sure, why not!"
* Melanie: "Are you alright..?"
* Melanie: "You keep sneezing..!"
* "1'm f1N3! 1'm n0T 1nf3cT3d 0r 4nyth1ng bR4h."
* "D0 u h4v3 4 t155u3 th0."
* Melanie: "Not.. on me, sorry bud..."
* "4ll G00d! 1'll jU5T u53 mY 5h1rt."
* Melanie: "Eugh.. got it..!"
Interacting with Mozelle 	
*Mozelle: "You, 'gamer'!"
*Mozelle: "Have you ever thought of hosting a 'gaming competition'?"
*"n4H, 1'D W1n 345LY!"
*Mozelle: "..Hm. It seems your good sportsmanship has been left behind,"
*Mozelle: "Alongside your health..."
*"PR1ncEsS... 1'Ll R3ScuE y0U!!"
*Mozelle: "..Rescue?"
*"y3AH!"
*"4r3NT u iN D4nG3R?"
* Mozelle: "Royalty doesn't always have to be in danger.."
*Mozelle: "Although you would make a courageous knight!"
*"0H..! //._.//"
*"iS UR m0D3l 4 SPr1t3Sh3ET?"
*Mozelle: "A sheet of paper maybe.."
*Mozelle: "I'm afraid I'm not part of a videogame!"
*"u WOT m8? oF COuRs3 U aR3!!1"
*"th1S FOUrtH W4Ll br3Ak G03S CR4zY..."
Interacting with PartyNoob 	
*"ZOMG! 0_0 d0 U liek to p4rtY?!1"
*PartyNoob: "yea!"
*PartyNoob: "do u wanna come to my party l8r??"
*"Y3z!"
*"i’Ll br1ng TeH s0deR!! LOLZ XP"
*PartyNoob: "just make sure to erm,,"
*PartyNoob: "covr ur mouf wen u sneeze!!"
*PartyNoob: "u luv skateboarding!?"
*PartyNoob: "u shud teach me!!"
*"SuR3 Br0sk1!"
*"I alw4Yz gr1nD aNY rAiLZ i S3E!"
*"ACH0o!!"
*PartyNoob: "erm.."
*PartyNoob: "actually,"
*PartyNoob: "maybe i could jus watch u!"
*"Wh4t3veR Br4H!"
*"I <3 to Sk8 Y0L0 stYle!!1"
Interacting with Pest 	
*"H4v3 U 3veR Sk4t3d B4?? :D"
*Pest: "I don't have time to."
*Pest: "There's other things I'd rather do."
*"1t WuLD r34lLy h3lP w1tH th4T UPtt1gHT AtTitud3!! ( ツ )"
*Pest: "What attitude?"
*Pest: "You don't know how I act."
*Pest: "How would you know what helps?"
*":c"
*"WO4h!! uR av4Tar 1s s0 Sw4g!!"
*Pest: "My what?"
*"YunN0 br4h, UR guy!!"
* "mUst'v3 b33n so m4NY R0Bux! $U$"
*Pest: "Whatever."
*"DuD3..."
*"BUgz R s0 EP1C :D!"
*Pest: "Do not speak to me."
*Pest: "Go blow your nose."
*"S0000 Al0nE..."
*":("
*"I cRi 3veRyT1m..."
*Pest: "Please stop speaking to me."
Interacting with Pilby 	
*"I c4nT wA1t tO r41Se My Fi5HinG Stat5!! B)"
*Pilby: "Golly.. fishing.. stat?"
*Pilby: "That sounds confusing.."
*"Th4t5 My aw3sOM3 Vid30 g4mE!!"
*"I'm TrY1nG to G3t a G0lD3n TenCH!!"
*Pilby: "All those video games and whatnot got me so confused.."
*Pilby: "Ogh.. I hope I don't get sick.."
*Pilby: "You look awfully queasy.."
* "NuH-uH!11"
*"Th@Ts Ju5t teH Sk4teb0arDinG l00K!! B)"
*Pilby: "Well.."
*Pilby: "golly if you say so.."
* "aH.. 4h.."
*"ACH00O!!"
* "H4ha"
*"I th1nK I Acc1d3ntaLLy squISh3d a BuG l1k3 Y0u w1TH mY sk@tebOarD!"
*Pilby: "Jumping jimineys!!"
*Pilby: "I really hope not..!!"
*"OhHH oN s3conD Th0uGHt"
* "iT w4s juZt a J3LLyBe@n. LOLZZ"
*Pilby: "Oh thank goodness..."
*Pilby: "I was so frightened.. :0("
Interacting with Prototype 	
*Prototype: "What's up with your apartment?"
*Prototype: "There's something infecting its code.."
*Prototype: "And messing up all the parts and buildings within it!"
*"N4h br4h,"
*"1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh4t ur t4lk1ng abt."
*Prototype: "How do you not know?"
*Prototype: "It's everywhere in a matter of BZZT— seconds.."
*Prototype: "Very hard to miss!"
*"G3uss i'm 2 busy b31ng S1CK on m4h sk4t3b0ard!!"
*Prototype: "Hmm.. Strange!"
*Prototype: "Guess I could figure it out on my own."
*"W04H! 4r3 u lik3.. aN 4nDr01D 0r s0m3th1ng??? O_O"
*Prototype: "Well, I'm artificially made."
*Prototype: "So you could call me a robot!"
*"D4z S1CK!!"
*"S0 u c4n sh00t l4s3rz 0ut ur 3y3z????"
*Prototype: "Ha ha!"
*Prototype: "Nope my model isn't made for violence!"
*Prototype: "I unfortunately can't produce beams!"
*"4W M4N! DX"
*"w3 c0uld'v3 h4d 4n 3PIC r4v3 p4rty w1th ur l4s3rz!!"
*"H3y l1ttl3 r0b0t d00d!"
*"ur n0t g0nn4 lik3 t4k3 0v3r th3 w0rld..."
*"r1GhT?? ;_;"
*Prototype: "What? Why would I ever do that-"
*Prototype: "BZZT trrz..
* "0H N0!!"
*"L1TTL3 BR0 1S B31NG T4K3N 0V3R BY 3V1L M4LW4R3!!!"
*"TH1S 1S 1T!!"
*"G00DBY3 P0PT4RT!"
*"G00DBY3 SW33T SW33T G4M1NG S3TUP Dx!!"
*Prototype: "WOAH WOAH! Calm down!"
*Prototype: "It was just a glitch!"
*"S0 ur n0t ev1l...?"
*"ph3w.."
Interacting with Reddy 	
*"wo4h, s0 y0u'rE l1k3.."
* "A r0b0t?"
*Reddy: "This show is brought to you by Red Ball Diner!"
*"WH4T sh0w, Br4H?"
*Reddy: "Tickets can be purchased at the front counter."
*Reddy: "KZZT- Enjoy your stay!"
*"uH, 5ur3!!"
* "4CHo0!"
* Reddy: "Remember-"
*Reddy: "Remember to cover your mouth and that sick children must be quarantined."
*Reddy: "Enjoy your stay!"
*"Wh3re d0 th3 s1ck kids g0?"
*Reddy: "KZZRTT-"
*Reddy: "Sick children must be quarantined off to the pit."
*"WH4T"
*Reddy: "Red soda is on sale today!"
* Reddy: "Remember-"
*Reddy: "Remember to buy extra!"
*"w0wz4, I w0uld t0t4lly d0 that 1f I h4d m0n3y"
*Reddy: "Federal aid forms for debt management can be located at the front entrance."
*"1 5hOulD Pr0b4blY Ch3cK th4T 0uT..."
Interacting with Scag 	
*Scag: "Hey gamer guy"
*Scag: "Have you checked out my awesomefilled floppyshoppy warehouse?"
* Scag: "Just got stocked up in some gamer gear for pros like you"
*"1 gu3ss 1 c0Uld St0P by.."
*"00H 1 C0ulD g3t S0m3 sn4cks ^ - ^"
*"m4Yb3 1 C0uLd l34V3 a Tr41L 4 p0Pt4Rt 2 f0lL0w H0m3!"
* Scag: "ERRM.."
*Scag: "Good news and Bad news.."
*Scag: "BAD NEWS! I don't have any snacks"
*Scag: "GOOD NEWS!.. Floppy disks. A LOT of em."
*Scag: "Try a Floppy disk! They're full of WONDER!" 
*"N4h.. d0n't n33d 4Ny 0f Wh4t3V3r tH0se R"
*Scag: "WHAT"
*Scag: "LAME..." 
*"S1111ck!"
* "D1dn't kn0w u c0ulD Br1NG ur g4M1nG s3tuP w1t u"
*Scag: "NORP!"
*Scag: "You can't"
*"W4T U C4N T4LK??"
*"4 H4UNT3D T4LK1NG TV?????"
*Scag: "heh.. Yes I am FILLED WITH EVIL!"
*Scag: "and I'm going to to GET YOU"
*"ST0P ST0P 44444444H!!!!"
*Scag: "haha." 
*"H3y br4h.."
*"Y d0 U T4lk l1k3 th4T O - o?"
*Scag: "great question!"
*Scag: "Answer:"
*Scag: "Because I'm awesomefilled and cool to the MAX"
*Scag: "Now a question for YOU!"
*Scag: "How do you speak with numbers in your words!? It's FREAKY"
* "Duh. 1tz G4m3r Sp34k."
* "U w0ulDnT g3t 1t CuZ uR n0T c00L l1k3 m3h - . -"
*Scag: "..."
*Scag: "cringeeee"
Interacting with Split 	
*Split: "Heya uh,"
*Split: "do you need a handkercheif?"
* "nUH xI uH!"
* "1m LiK3 a boSs1!"
*Split: "Whatever you say!" 
*Split: "Laughter is the best medicine y'know!"
*"TH3 oNLy m3dz I n33D iS mY Sk4t3B0arD!"
*"DerP :I!!"
*"iM 4 bAn4Na XDD 1M a BnanA!!
*Split: "Uh.."
*Split: "Yes you are!"
*Split: "Just don’t give me “Yellow” fever!"
*":D yOU gOt 1t DOc!1"
*Split: "You should really see a doctor though,
*Split: "I know a few good ones!" 
*Split: "Hey!"
*Split: "Whats the most important thing to a skater?"
*"HuH??"
*"Wh4T i5 1T!??!"
*Split: "The grind!"
*Split: "Get it?"
*"LOLLL"
*"XDDDD"
*"AHAHAHA"
*"T33 H33"
*"Ur 5O fUnNY"
*Split: "Awh, thanks!!"
Interacting with Spud! 	
*"duD3..."
*Spud!: "wh.. Is everything um... okay?"
*"Th3r35 a Z0mb13 iN th3 3l3v4t0r..."
*Spud!: "Ugh..."
*Spud!: "I am pretty um... glad that I have this bucket to um.."
*Spud!: "protect from your sickness.."
*"Wh4t s1ckn355?? 1'm cl34n 45 ****"
*"****** *** ***** * ***"
*"UGH #####"
*Spud!: "You um.. Should get some fresh air.. Spud.." 
* Spud! "I'm sure um... that campground is a fun place."
*"HmmM.. n4hhhhh.."
*"1 c4n ju5t d0 1t 0n my PC!"
*Spud!: "Ugh.. you’re um.. Hopeless.."
Interacting with STAT 	
*"W04H dUD!!"
* "UR LIK3 S41l0r M00n! :D"
*STAT: "Excuse me?"
*"L1k3 th3 m4g1c4L g1rl 4n1m3"
*STAT: "Can You Please Speak Normally?"
*STAT: "It'd mean a lot, Thanks!"
*"0_o"
*"S0m30n3s dr4m4t1c!!"
Interacting with Unpleasant 	
*"0h n0 br4h... -_-"
*"QU1T F0LL0W1NG M3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*"1 w4s h4v1n' such 4n 4w3s0m3 d4y!!!"
*"N0W UR H3R3!!!"
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"D4y. Ru1n3d. DX"
*"1 kn0w w4t u d1d..."
*"2 mY..."
*"sk4t3b04rd... *Sn1fF5*"
* Unpleasant: "..."
*"WHY DX!! u sn4pp3d 1t 1n h4lf.."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"4ND D0NT 3V3N 4SK H0W 1 KN0W 1TZ U!"
*"1tz my g4mer s3ns3s..."
*"[Content Deleted]"
*"######## ### ### #### ####### ##"
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"[Content Deleted]"
*"4ND TH4T'S W4T 1 TH1NK AB0UT UR M0M! >:("
*"P0pt4rt w45 alw4y5 sc4r3d 0f U wh3n u f1R5t 5h0w3d up..."
*Unpleasant: "..."
*"4nd th3n h3 ju5T V4n15h3d 4ft3r y0U 5t4y3d!!"
*"h3 4lw4y5 wuZ 5k1TTi5h Wh3n U..."
*"m4ter1al1zeD??"
*"1nt0 mY R00m... X("
*Unpleasant: "..."
Interacting with Wallter 	
*Wallter: "How do you enjoy a lifestyle of sitting at your computer all day?"
*Wallter: "It seems like a very... consuming hobby."
*"B3Tt3r tH4n m4k1nG duMB Bu1ld1nG5!! > - <!"
*Wallter: "Why, how dare you?!"
*Wallter: "Architecture is a fine beauty!!"
*"533m5 l1k3 1T'5 R0tt1nG ur BR41N!!"
*Wallter: "..."
*"H3y bR4H!"
*"1'm RuNn1ng 0uT 0F r3Gul4r g4M3r jU1c3"
*"4Nd n0 1 1S s3LL1ng 1T 4Nym0r3!"
*"n0t 4ft3r th3y f0und 'n3ur0t0x1n5' 1n 1T..."
*Wallter: "Ooh! You should try grey stuff!"
*Wallter: "It always puts me in a great mood." 
*Wallter: "Truly a wonderful beverage! You should give it a go!"
*"1 Gu3ss 1 C0ulD trY 1t > - >" 
*Wallter: "My friend, you look as if you get sicker more and more as days pass!"
*Wallter: "I think it would be important if you go see my good doctor friend."
*"N4H! 1 c4nT r1Sk 3Nd1nG m3h G4m31Ng Str34K!"
*Wallter: "Gaming streak? What do you mean?"
*"1F 1 G0 s33 Th3 D0c, 1t w1LL m3sS uP M3h 1473 d4Y STr34K!!! - _ -"
*Wallter: "1473 days.. That would mean.. Hm."
*Wallter: "Oh my, you're unhealthy in more ways than one.."
== References==
Category:NPC Interactions