Stab Kills' Thoughts (Dani x Chris)

This is about the Scream and Stab characters reacting to the reedit of the worst story Stab Kills.
==Note==
*Everyone loves the story now.
*Dani and Chris are a couple.
*Ray is hated by everyone before his reveal because he's already been revealed as a psychotic jerkass.
*Nickolas and Lindy are really annoying.
==Chapter 1: Dani's Thoughts==
They will now hear about Dani's thoughts.
(Hello, I'm Dani Carson and I attend Windsor College with my boy-friend Ray Archer, my best-friends Maria Brie and Valerie Ray, and their boyfriends Greg Philips and Rex Filkins. I also do have a childhood friend named Chris McLovin but we're drifting apart because I joined the popular crowd. I don't mean to ditch him but he needs new friends.)
Dani looked down in shame at how she ditched Chris for a psychopath.
Chris looked sad at that.
Mary noticed and felt bad for him.
Ray just smirked.
(Apparently, he hates Ray and I can see why. Greg claims to have seen Ray starting fights with Chris. I'm getting pissed at Ray for picking on my poor Chris. Yep, I love Chris back and planned to be with him.)
Dani just cuddles Chris, who blushes.
Sidney was happy for them.
(Unlike Ray, Chris always stands up for me and wouldn't flirt with any girls behind my back at all. The reason he fights with Ray is because he hates how Ray treats me and also doesn't like how Ray keeps bothering Mary Smith. I agree with Chris, I'm hating Ray as well and want to dump him. He's a horrible boyfriend and I'm only dating him because he won't leave me alone when I should be dating Chris, who always took no for an answer and accepts rejection.)
Ben and Emma smile proudly at that.
Dani just sighed happily.
Sidney ships them.
Ray growled at this.
(Worst of all, Ray forbids me from seeing Chris and tells me that if Chris comes near me, he'll beat the living shit out of him. He also addresses me as if I'm his property. That really pisses me off because I'm not his fucking property. Oh my god, I wish that Chris would beat this asshole up but Mary's boyfriend Mike Fritz wants to and we would cheer him on for that because he's not only defending me and Chris but also defending Mary, who really hates Ray.)
"And I'm serious, I'm really going to kick his ass if he doesn't stop with his attitude." said a glaring Mike.
"You're just jealous that I'm hotter than you." said a smirking Ray.
Mike stands up and is about beat that guy's ass but is held back by the others.
"Let it go, man. Just let it go. It's not worth it." said a calm Chris.
(Chris' group consists of him, Mary, Mike, the gay fanboy David Mercury, his lesbian twin sister Gwen Emerald, that jerkass Nickolas Wolf, and his also jerkass girlfriend Lindy Parks. I don't mind David and Gwen but I hate Nickolas and Lindy because those 2 are toxic influences and I hate how they bring up stuff around Chris that shouldn't be brought up at all while also calling Sidney Prescott the Angel of Death and being glad that her film counterpart died. Even worse, Nickolas makes inappropriate jokes about me and Lindy finds it funny. Who do they think they are?)
Mary agreed, hating those 2.
Chris just groaned.
Mike was irritated by the mere mention of them.
(Fortunately, Chris found some new friends: another gay guy named Jim Jones and another lesbian named Karol Kurtis. I was happy that Danny is dating Jim and Gwen is dating Karol. I prefer them over those 2 jackasses any day now.)
"Amen." said the agreeing Chris' group.
"Fuck you, guys." said a glaring Nickolas.
(As a matter of fact, Mike is getting irritated by Nickolas and swears to beat the living shit out of that guy if he doesn't stop with his antics. I hope he does that to the guy.)
"Oh yeah, I would." said a pissed off Mike.
Nickolas flips him off.
(Anyway, I've known Chris since childhood and also know that he loves the Stab franchise but he hates Stab 5, which I agree with because that movie sucked.)
"Oh god, don't get me started on that." said a groaning Chris.
"The worst part in our world is that it was about time travel." said a glaring Robbie.
"That sounds way worst." said a disgusted Dani.
"It is." said an annoyed Charlie.
(Me and him loved Stab 4. It was fucking awesome and the new protagonist was such a cute boy who was a genius. I loved the ending where he won and I just wanted to hug him over his tragic past. It was the most awesome reboot ever.)
"Oh yeah, we were shown that and it was pretty good." said a smiling Ben.
"Glad you liked it and we have you to thank for inspiring it." said a happy Jill, loving that film.
(The plot twist even revealed him as a mastermind but had sympathetic reasons and does get redeemed by taking down the 2 killers and avenging Sidney Prescott. Of course, the real one suggested this to avoid being in sequels and so we can have a new protagonist. I don't mind, she deserves a break and Ben gave her the idea for the plot.)
All Stab fans loved Ben even more.
(Anyway, we see the Sheriff's Department and News Vans appear, making me worried. Please don't tell me it's happening here.)
All the college students and teachers groaned in annoyance.
Dani's group facepalm.
Chris' group just sighed.
(My group also looks worried so did Chris' group but Nickolas and Lindy were excited by this and wonder if it's anything awesome, making me and the others glare at them for not being worried at all.)
"Chill, guys. You should relax." said an annoyed Nickolas, still not caring at all.
Sidney was disliking him.
(We then got the notification and I was shocked. College senior Jenny Ryers and her boyfriend John Cooper got murdered last night
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