KevinTheMan

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever noticed, how some Swedes look so good in real life, and you'relike Woah! How can I look like him? - Well, look no further, I'm indeed that guy. I'm a combination of Cristiano Ronaldo and Kevin Hart, but only white. I'm so good looking, I had to turn down an offer of me becoming the President Of The Sexy States (PTSS). More about that later. My name is Kevin, and I'm a sexy male. There's a difference between a male (like Thomas) and a sexy male (like Kevin). Sexy males are superior. I live in Sweden, and I've been playing Devious for a few months. My forum name is KevinTheMan, and I'm known for being sexy. When it comes to PK'ing, I like to use Bandos. However, I get comboed so hard, I just end up rage quitting and punching a baby in real life. As we speak, I am a trial helper. I remember the day I got promoted, I had lost around 300k, which was the most I ever had, and I was doing my final 20k stake. Right in the middle of the stake, I get teleported, and I find two nice gentlemen asking me questions. After replying to those questions, boom, trial-helper rank was given, and here I am. Oh, and yeah I ended up loosing the 20k stake so now I have 176 ticks and 3 zuriels set. My rag list contains of everyone, because they're all inferior to the sexy males specimen. My in real life friends are Obama and Cristiano Ronaldo. Obama always calls me, to the point where it's so annoying and I need to block his number. Then he gets a new phone and calls me again, and I just throw my phone out the window. If you ever need help (about how to be sexy like me) don't hesitate to PM me in-game.