Gnonna Go

Gnonna Go is a major character who appears in: Magic Hunters, and Adongralo.
A prude gnome who polices others when they're having sex.
== Appearance ==
Gnonna Go looks like Alex Jones.
== Synopsis==
===History===
Go despises all sexual intercourse, so he made it his duty to stop all those who have it by heavily surveillancing it and arresting anybody who attempts to have it near him.
===Magic Hunters===
Gnonna Go and the Adverse Occult, a group of misfit mercenaries fighting on the side of the humans, attempting to abolish all magic from the land, found themselves in a small town governed by communist gnomes, looking for work. Jamel and Ray took to the local Nando's to get food, but were astonished to find that the line was so long. The charismatic waiter, Dale Wensley tried to get them a table, but told them they'd have to wait for 20 minutes. Upon hearing this, King Dedede, in a fit of rage, attempted to break the establishment down, breaking a whole wall down with his hammer, but Wensley was able to calm him down by telling him he could get one in 5 minutes. They were seated near a group of gnomes, so Jamel and Ray tried to impress them by breaking Ray's other arm, but they didn't really like it and got them kicked out. Night had fallen and they saw Dale Wensley walk out Nando's, who offered the party a stay at his house for the night, insulted by this handout, King Dedede smashed his hammer into her, forcing him into the stratosphere, but down dropped his key, so they stayed at his, where they met Derrick. Derrick told the party that the Black Knight Gang are taking all the jobs, but a necromancer was alone in a castle over the hill, so the party set out to confront him. When morning came they set off, but on their journey, a group of bandits attacked them, but a group effort and a big gay dance from King Dedede tipped the scales. They eventually arrive at the necromancer's castle, where they are greeted by his servant, Mr. Jangles, who refuses to give them entry. They tried to charm their way in, but he was quite resolute, however Jamel was able to finally convince him into giving them entry. Mr. Jangles escorted them through the maze to his master, who was on the next floor above in a circular room with torches around the skirtings of the floor. The necromancer appeared before them, hiding his face behind his hood. He summoned three undead servants, all ready for attack, but Gnonna Go convinced them into retreating. The party and the necromancer went through a hard fought battle, but the Adverse Occult were victorious. The necromancer pleaded for them to spare him for information, which they accepted. The necromancer informed the party that there are rumours of a group of elves trying to tame magic in Tarando University. King Dedede dishonoured the promise and smashed the necromancer into the Earth with his hammer, completing the quest. Poetry Pete cut off his head and brought it back to Derrick as proof, but she revealed that the necromancer was her son and just wanted someone to go visit him, but rewarded them for technically completing the quest.
=== Adongralo - Chapter 6: Gangs of London ===
After killing Del Wensley, the party were attacked by the Black Knight, so they all fled in different directions. Gnonna Go fled to London, where he changed his name to Alex Jones and started a podcast called InfoWars, where he discussed his opinions. Poetry Pete eventually came to his studio with the Bognin Ballers, telling him that they were trying to find and defeat the Black Knight Gang by luring them out with members of their party. Seeing how the plan could potentially work and how it would definitely benefit him, Alex Jones agreed to join them under one condition. He proceeded to tell them to look out the window, where they saw The Only Way Is Essex stars and Eastenders stars battling it out in a gang war. Jones considered them scum for disrupting the ecosystem of west-end London, so he requested that they stop the war somehow (likely by killing both leaders). To better familiarise themselves with the situation, Jones explained that West-End London was split into seven parts and either gang was in control of three of them each: the TOWIE stars were in control of Essex, Grimsby, and Shrilanka, while the Eastenders controlled Albert Square, Coronation Street, and Holby. The remaining area, the isle of man, was where both gangs were gathering that evening for an all-out battle, so the Bognin Ballers attended too. The leaders of either gang, Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell came together in the silence before battle and started a thumb war, both of them saying, "1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war, 5, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate? Bow. Kiss. Fight!" before going at it. Both sides started brutally fighting each other while the thumb war engaged, so the Bognin Ballers stepped in. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell noticed them and temporarily halted their battle, knowing a third party had just entered. They gathered that they were there to end the gang war, so they came up with a wager. If any one of the Bognin Ballers could beat Joey Essex in a longest "yeah boy!!!" competition, they'd stop fighting, so Elred, Billiot, and M.A.R.G.E. rose to the challenge. Elred dropped first with a time of 11.07 seconds, although followed by Joey Essex who got 12.89 seconds. Having succeeded in their mission, Billiot and M.A.R.G.E. started going for a world record: Billiot dropped at 13 seconds exactly, while M.A.R.G.E. managed to reach 20.90 seconds. Joey Essex and Phil Mitchell agreed to stop their gang war and even decided to join the Bognin Ballers to stop the Black Knight Gang, aware of the misery he was causing. The party returned to Alex Jones victorious, fully recruiting him as well.
=== Adongralo - Chapter 7: Devastating Consequences ===
Alex Jones informed the Bognin Ballers about reports of two men, a pig head and a poop head, being seen in a town nearby. Assuming that they were the final Adverse Occult members, Jamel and Ray respectively, they set out to get them. They arrived in the town at noon and Bo Jangles told everyone to investigate the location of the pig head and poop head. Bo Jangles, Poetry Pete, and Alex Jones gathered by the fountain and discussed their previous experiences. Bryeek, Elred, Billiot, and Iron Juan came nearby too, so they were all informed by Bo Jangles about the Ranger, the Black Knight's personal bounty hunter. He also clarified that each primary member of the Black Knight Gang are users of one specific school of magic, so they need to be prepared to face any type of enemy. They were all later summoned by Bryeek, Elred, Billiot, because Plin Plon the clown mentioned that a poo head and pig head were roaming around the town just over by the nearby abandoned castle. They arrived in the town, which seemed almost like... a ghost town, but since it was so large, Bo Jangles suggested they split the group up a bit to cover more ground. Eventually everyone heard a loud ruckus nearby, so they approached the noise only to find that Elred Cockamamie-Jones had died due to an attack from the Ranger. After the funeral, Alex Jones and Poetry Pete went to an abandoned house nearby, where Ray and Jamel's wounds were being treated by Tev Twelve . Although their time apart wasn't that long, it felt good to be reunited and they caught up with good laughs. Ray and Jamel then told their allies that the reason they were in this village was because the witch that cursed them was housed up in the nearby abandoned castle.
=== Adongralo - Chapter 8: Halloween 2021 ===
After the funeral, Billiot the Idiot and Bryeek went to Tev Twelve's imaginary infirmary, where they Ray and Jamel explained that the witch in the nearby castle had cursed them both and they wanted to get revenge on her. Wanting to do them some justice while they were injured, Billiot the Idiot and Bryeek agreed to assist them with the help of their mutual friend Alex Jones. They needed disguises to help blend in with the potential monsters, so they went over to a depressed-looking Iron Juan and requested assistance with their costumes: Alex Jones dressed like Alucard from Castlevania. The three of them entered the castle, where they found themselves in a massive entrance hall, with a set of stairs and just as they split off to either side of the 1st floor, there was a peculiar door with strange decorations on it, depicting something demonic. On the door was a set of five numbered rolling pins with the word "DEATH" over them. Suddenly, a little notebook man came up to them and said "hi there, I'm Notis, the notebook! You might want to explore this castle and share clues with one another, so with my help you can share your findings without having to meet up." They reluctantly accepted Notis' help as he proved true to his words, allowing them to all see each other's writing on separate pages of his body they all held, plus he was just a silly little guy who surely wouldn't do anything bad. They then decided to split up and look for clues (after drawing penises and writing the word cum in Notis), so Alex Jones went into the door on their left to find a massive dining room. Bryeek went up the stairs then left and found a mezzanine balcony area that looked down at the dining room, so Alex Jones tried to get his attention, but was promptly ignored, so he chucked his great axe at him. Luckily Bryeek dodged it and pretended to only just now realise he was there. They waved at each other and Bryeek chucked the great axe down, but it hit Alex Jones and he was left in critical condition, so he jumped down and helped to revive him. Meanwhile, Billiot had stumbled upon an art room to their immediate right, where he'd discovered a strangely position mannequin (almost like it was forming an E) next to a canvas that had the number 2 on it. In the backroom of the art room, was a paint bucket with a bit of string hanging out, so he consulted Notis to ask his allies what to do, only to find a message from Alex Jones detailing the pain he was in. Nevertheless, Billiot asked, "do I tug the string?" and his responses followed "Yes fuck you i hope its a trap", and "What string? Stringma balls", so Billiot replied, "A string of these nuts", while he reluctantly pulled the string out the bucket. Fortunately, it was just a key painted yellow, so he wrote in Notis, after "Are you dead? was it a trap?" and "fuckin hope so", "Piss key#". Afterwards, Alex Jones went up to where Bryeek had just been, while he stayed downstairs and moved forward, finding two locked doors with a red and blue keyhole, so he went through a third, unlocked door, leading to another hallway, where he went to his immediate left and found a bathroom. He relieved himself, while finding a napkin with an X embroidered into it with the number 4 written on the back. Alex Jones had meanwhile found a corridor upstairs past the dining hall mezzanine, which had a set of stairs going down and two more doors. He went to the closest set of doors, where he found a closet full of clothing, so he searched around everywhere, finding a green key in a suit jacket pocket. Meanwhile, Billiot had entered a third door of the ground floor of the entrance, where he found a bit of elevated ground that looked like a stage. There were two doors in there, but one of them was slightly ajar, so he entered it and found several props. A red glass crystal was placed there incongruous to the others, so he once again consulted Notis, writing "Period crystal?", but his only response was from Alex Jones saying, "eat shit and die", so he just took the glass crystal. Bryeek explored another room in that hallway, finding a supply closet with an undead skeleton in it, but instead of attacking he just kept watching "funny videos online" on his strange computer book machine. The skeleton offered his red key in exchange for beating him in a game. Bryeek had to watch five videos he found online and not laugh, otherwise he'd get zapped. He'd only get the key if he watched all six videos and didn't die. Bryeek accepted the "You Laugh, You Lose" challenge and began the competition. He managed to get through the "Numa Numa" guy without laughing and didn't smirk why watching "Talking cat says Oh Long Johnson". He gave a little smirk watching "Bully Maguire on Family Fued", earning him a zap. He managed to get through "prequel haha 2: Attack of the Clones" without laughing, but let out a final smirk as the final video "april fools got you meme", likely a culmination of his inner desire. Having successfully survived all five videos with only two zaps, he was given a red key. Meanwhile, Alex Jones and Billiot were uncovering more corridors on either side of the building, with Jones even finding a set of stairs going down and a room with a statue of a woman holding two books with holes for crystals in them. Bryeek continued searching the corridor he was in, finding a room at the end that turned out to be a cleaning supply closet, where he found a green key on a plunger, so he took both, while Billiot found a door that needed an orange key to open. Alex Jones had discovered a massive library with a golden key hole and a purple key hole, both of which he couldn't open. There wasn't much in the room besides his favourite book, but he'd also found a red key, so he just took and left. Billiot found another corridor, but it also had a room to a gallery room with a strange painting at the end that depicted a white canvas with the characters "X - O = H" in black, in the centre. Bryeek used the green key he found on a nearby door, opening it to a staircase leading upwards, but it also had two rooms in it, so he explored the one closest to where he was, finding a blue key, so he headed back to wear the red and blue key door holes were. Alex Jones opened a door near the stairs he'd found that lead to a sudden drop down a floor that was just full of poop, so he took a dump down there and didn't even wipe. Billiot had also discovered a study room with several pieces of paper sprawled out that just filed boring work documents, but on the desk was a note that read, "The Lover holds their flower high in shame, someone should cool down after getting so heated, a clenched hand holds the plunger." Bryeek had returned to the locked doors and opened them both, starting with the red one, finding a bunch of stairs going up, where he'd seen Alex Jones walking past, returning to the central staircase, so he continued to the next door. He opened it and immediately found himself in a bar face-to-face with a giant muscular guy, who swung his fist at him. He dodged it and saw it obliterate the mahogany table behind him. He cut deep into him with his great axe, but the monster just laughed it off and threw another punch, mortally wounding Bryeek, so he trying to analyse what he could in the room, before running away, since he couldn't get a good enough look with the monster there, but it gave chase to him, as he ran away. Meanwhile, Billiot had come across a set of stairs with a side room with a bed and a blank typewriter. Deeming the room pointless, he went up the stairs and found a yellow keyhole, so he used his yellow key to open it, finding a taxidermy deer with a GP 10 underneath it. Alex Jones continued past the upstairs, finding another corridor full of doors - going through the first door to his right even led to another corridor. Billiot continued searching the deer room, finding two doors to his left and right. The first room he checked was another study that was much neater than the previous one, where he found a note that read "E(E) - J = O". He then left and went into the other room to find a room with a round table in the middle with a suit of armour behind it. He inspected the armour, but it came alive and started fighting him, so he kicked it in the groin, but to no avail. The battle waged on, while Bryeek was still being pursued by the monster, after they'd gone upstairs and into the central stairway from there. He followed the same path as Alex Jones earlier, but didn't take the first door on the left, and just ran down to the end of the corridor, where it stopped following him, as it heard the laughter of Alex Jones from his own joke, after he'd found a small dining space next to some attic stairs full of tinned beans. The monster burst through and punched Alex Jones, mortally wounding him with one hit, but he immediately backed out, because he saw a typewriter in there. Billiot, having narrowly defeated the animated knight armour followed the noise, where he came face-to-face with the monster, who punched him and put him in critical condition. Meanwhile, Bryeek discovered a window room and the three windows inside it, when looked at from a distance, kind of spelled out "T = F", so he noted it down. Alex Jones had managed to revive himself, and he rolled a can of beans over to Billiot, allowing him to resuscitate himself too, before the monster struck again. Fortunately for them both, Bryeek had found a clown entry room (possibly making him the clown), which was empty besides a lone typewriter in the middle. He advanced through it into another room, where he found four clown statues. Having seen Billiot's previous note, he put the plunger in one of its hands, but it made a noise, attracting the monster, who burst through the wall and attacked Bryeek, allowing the others to flee away. Bryeek ran out the clown entry room and down the stairs he'd passed earlier, only to find the monster pursuing him through the deer room, which he had broken through. Billiot and Alex Jones explored the attic stairs Jones had discovered earlier, finding a blue glass crystal and a mural of two giant Babies on the ceiling with a capital B (clearly signifying that B = 2). The crystals however made more sense, as Alex Jones had previously seen a statue that needed them, so they headed to the West side of the building to place them in. Unfortunately, the plan wasn't communicated to Bryeek, who ran all the way up the stairs just outside that room, leading the monster right to them. Luckily, they got the crystals in the statue, revealing a purple key from its mouth that they took and raced to the library with, before the monster got up the stairs, while Bryeek continued running away. They put the purple key into its respective lock in the library, revealing a balcony with an old dishevelled man, who said, "ooh! I have a magic die and every time you roll it, it loses a side. I'll wagers my "gold key" on a game, if you'll partake. You must say a number and you can't roll that number or the die will drain a part of their life. We'll take turns rolling and you can add or subtract a modifier to your roll, but the result must stay within the parameters of the die's current amount of sides. We'll keep playing until there's only one side left or if I die!" Alex Jones promptly smashed his head to pieces with his great axe, killing him, while he stole the gold key and the magic die. The pair left the balcony room and unlocked the golden key room in the library, finding a smaller private library, where there was a book set out on a stand, open to its initial blank page that had the number 6 on it. The book was titled "Dread Dhargarim", so they assumed 6 must equal 'D'. Meanwhile, Bryeek went back downstairs, and noticed that the room was the one that connected to the closet that contained a blue key, so he quickly looked inside the other room, finding a bed and a typewriter with a bit of writing on it reading, "the Monster "J" seemingly won't go in rooms with a typewriter in them". Acknowledging it, Bryeek rushed into the room immediately, trusting in the message. True to its words "Mr. J" just walked past the room, knowing a typewriter was in there and decided to go back upstairs instead. After some time Bryeek went out the servant's room and headed to the entrance room from there, where he saw Billiot the Idiot and Alex Jones coming down the stairs in the red key room. They shared what information they'd gathered and split up. Alex Jones decided to look in the bar that Bryeek met Mr. J in and found a backroom behind the counter, where he found an unidentifiable creature with the number 3 painted on the wall in its blood. He couldn't discern what the creature was and the others couldn't seem to either from the sketch he put in Notis. Meanwhile, Billiot and Bryeek went upstairs together and decided to check the the final unchecked room along the central staircase, but as soon as Billiot entered the room, Mr. J appeared from the west side and gave chase to Bryeek. He tried to go to a room with a typewriter, but he couldn't remember which one it was and ended up checking all the rooms, wasting time and allowing Mr. J to catch up and devastatingly punch him. On the other hand, Billiot found a delicious can of beans in a room that led to an outside terrace. There he found a skeleton holding a prop wilted flower, which he took for the clown room puzzle. Billiot headed towards that room, but suddenly saw Mr. J over Bryeek, so he threw his empty can of beans in to distract him, as well as the wilted flower prop, for Bryeek to put near the statue. Mr. J was distracted by the beans and chased after Billiot. Bryeek crawled into the next room over, into the clown entry room, which had a typewriter in it, and Billiot circled around to it, so that they'd both be safe. After Mr. J begrudgingly walked away, Billiot and Bryeek left and checked the only room upstairs they had looked into, finding a bedroom with a black stain on the floor. Next to the black stain was an orange key, so they took and it headed downstairs from the central entrance staircase, while Alex Jones headed towards the North Eastern corner of the ground floor to investigate the leftover rooms. He found a side room that had a busted high pressure pipe in there, shooting out hot water that couldn't be passed by him, so he left the room and searched another, only to find it required an orange key he didn't have. Suddenly, the door behind him burst open and Mr. J was there and he swung his mighty fist, sending him into critical condition. Fortunately, Billiot and Bryeek had arrived, so they swiftly and quickly took action. Bryeek, with dextrous grace, ran past Mr. J with his buttocks exposed, while slapping them, leading him away from his ally, as he ran upstairs. Mr. J pursued him, allowing Billiot to provide moral support to Alex Jones (he tried to use reverse psychology, saying "Joe Rogan wouldn't just be taking this", which only annoyed him more). After Jones recovered, they split up in the same area, so Billiot entered the orange key room, which was made entirely of marble, but there was anything else in there, so he moved to the next room, where he found a living room. It was nicely decked out with two sofas around a low tea table, with a tin of biscuits on it and a typewriter. By the wall opposite the door was a drawer with a sword on it, so he took the sword and the tin of biscuits, discovering there was a message on the inside that read, "F=5". As he was walking back he noticed that the orange key hole had disappeared and was replaced by a new strangely shaped one. With no other new equipment he tried using the sword, but to no avail, so he he rushed back into the living room, because the ceiling in the marble room was now slowly descending onto him. He checked the room again and found a strangely shaped key in the drawers, so he rushed back in and opened the door before being crushed. Meanwhile, Alex Jones had entered a boiler room with a massive canister with a wheel on it, so he turned it with all his might. Believing the exposed high water pressure pipe would now be fixed he raced back and found an ice cream prop. They all headed back to the clown entry room, where Bryeek was hiding and they entered the clown room to solve the clown puzzle once and for all. They mulled over the answer for a while, looking back at the only other riddle they could find. They eventually managed to figure out which props were associated with which statue, based on intuition, process of elimination and smarts. With the correct pairings made, the clowns exploded and the burns they left behind on the wall behind them revealed a message saying, "A = B + F". They returned to the strange door in the main entrance, where they gathered all their letter and number based clues and tried to decode what numbers symbolised the word "DEATH". Ostensibly, they managed to figure it out with their clues, discovering that the final code was "62753". The door unlocked and revealed a staircase leading downwards.
===Adongralo - Chapter 9: Heading North===
Billiot the Idiot, Bryeek, and Alex Jones descended the staircase into a dingy basement area full of black cats and cluttered objects like laundry and seemingly materials for potions or curses. They looked at a clock on the wall and discovered it was half past six in the morning, meaning they'd been in the mansion all night. Suddenly, a young looking woman in her pyjamas walked through some beaded curtains with a cup of coffee, puzzled that the intruders managed to get into her lair. Alex Jones immediately shouted at her and called her a fraud, so the woman tried to turn him into a leg of ham, but didn't have the necessary materials to do that, so she said "oh I oughta!" while wind milling her arm. Bryeek asked her why she's cursing people only to find that its her hobby and that she's got beef with the Black Knight, because he stole her flower garden. Seeing a mutual enemy, they considered recruiting her into the Bognin Ballers (much to Alex Jones' dismay, as he wanted to kill her for being a magic user) and explained that they were hunting down the Black Knight Gang for a multitude of different reasons. Considering the offer as beneficial to her, she agreed, introducing herself as Sakura, and brought Mr. J with her. They returned to the main camp, where the rest of the Bognin Ballers were waking up. Ray and Jamel were furious upon hearing that the very witch that cursed them was now apart of their mercenary group, furthermore, she wasn't even apologetic and couldn't lift their curse, since she didn't have the necessary materials to do it, even if she wanted to. Jamel lamented that his nightmares wouldn't end, which confused Sakura who thought she gave him a curse that gave him bass boosted visions of the future at really inconvenient times that have narrations explaining obvious occurrences. Jamel then revealed that his visions were often of a great calamity that brings about an "era of assholes" as he called it, although in recent days he's been having occasional visions of a war in the northern country of Double Dinky, between its military force and the Black Knight Gang. Deeming this nightmare vision worthy of investigation, the party set off for Double Dinky.
===Adongralo - Chapter 12: Grimsby Brothers vs. Royal Army! The Battle will be in Dr. Evil's Secret Lair!===
After uncovering a giant conspiracy about the Black Knight Gang secretly pulling the string behind a magic civil war in Double Dinky, Austin Powers led the Bognin Ballers to Dr. Evil's Secret Lair, hoping to get there before the Grimsby Brothers, but they were suddenly stopped within the forests just before it by two familiar faces: Kallian McCain, the ranger of the Black Knight Gang and the man who killed Elred Cockamamie-Jones, and next to him, Xi Men, the mad druid from the Himalayas and Hua Men's brother. McCain threatened to kill all of the Bognin Ballers to get to the remaining members of the Adverse Occult, but they were prepared to take that risk, until Bo Jangles whispered to Billiot, Sakura, and Bryeek, telling them that they didn't have the time to spend fighting them both, so they should choose to leave some units there to fight them, while the rest rush to Dr. Evil's secret lair. Despite not truly wanting to leave anyone behind, they knew it was for the best, so Hong Kong Phooey stayed, wanting revenge for his fallen friend, Elred, with Alex Jones, who didn't want to run away anymore. Alongside them were, Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, Joey Essex, and Austin Powers.
===Adongarlo - Chapter 13: Deadpool===
The Druid and the Ranger effortlessly killed Gregory Smith the Colour Blind Ghost, Phil Mitchell, and Joey Essex and had wounded Alex Jones, Hong Kong Phooey, and Austin Powers. The Ranger called Alex Jones "anti-future", prompting him to go on a massive rant, where he called out the Black Knight Gang for all their crimes like starting war in Double Dinky, but McCain shot him in the face with a flame arrow to shut him, enraging Austin Powers and Hong Kong Phooey.
==Relationships ==
=== Allies===
*Adverse Occult Gnonna Go had a strong bond with his fellow members of the Adverse Occult.
**Daddy The two represent two sides of the same coin. With Daddy being a complete sex pest, while Gnonna Go is an absolute prude.
==Gallery==
Alex Jones.jpg|Alex Jones (1st edition render)
3Wavis Gnonna.jpg|Gnonna Go in the 3rd Year Anniversary poster
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==Trivia==
*Despite being made an allied NPC character in Adongralo, he returned to a brief playable status in Chapter 8: Halloween 2021.
**This was due to Elred Cockamamie-Jones' death.
*Alex Jones does care for peas.
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