Phil Eggtree

Phil Eggtree is the main protagonist of the Riddle School series, and contrary to popular belief, his last name, "Eggtree", is actually his middle name, with "Baldimore" being his real last name because he's bald.
== History ==
Phil was born after Baldi and 2BDamned had explosive gay sex, and when we say "explosive", we are taking about a literal nuclear blast. In fact, their gay sex was so powerful that it created Phil.
Eventually, Phil started going to UnSchool, but he sucked at math. Phil then bullied Smiley because she looked like the Simpsons. Phil got sent to detention, but he decides to escape school.
Phil escapes school two more times, but in Riddle School 4, Phil falls into lava, and it was Fatman's fault. However, in the next shame, it's revealed that Phil fell asleep after escaping school the first time.
After killing Viz, escaping Area 51, and helping Quiz blow up himself and Diz, Phil slaps Smiley because she forgot he bullied her. Phred (Phil's BEST Friend) calls out Phil for this. Baldi then invades Phil's school for no reason, and Phil defeats Baldi by doing what he does best: escaping school.
Oh, and other stuff happened... I think.
== Trivia ==
* Phil has an older brother named Poo. Unlike Phil, Poo was created when Baldi took a massive shit.
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