I Wanna Be a Pig / We Forgot We Were Bears

"I Wanna Be a Pig / We Forgot We Were Bears" is a song featured in Pillaging for Your Dreams. A group of bears is trying to lull some pigs into a false sense of security before eating them.
== Lyrics ==
Bear Billy
All I want to do is roll in the mud,
Like I was a little pig.
That's what I've wanted
Since I was a cub,
Since I was a little bear kid.
Bear #2 (spoken)
Billy! Come back over here!
Bear Billy
I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
Bear #2
Billy.
Bear Billy
What?
Bear #2
You're fuckin' blowing this scam, dude.
Bear Billy
What do you mean?
Bear #2
You gotta make them think you wanna be a pig, but you're laughing all over the place, and you're giving it away. Here, I'll do it.
Bear Billy
Okay, you try.
Bear #2
Oh, hi little pigs!
Pig #1
Oh hey! Another bear?
Bear #2
I'm just a different bear. I wanna be a pig 'cause none of the other bears will accept me.
Pig #1
I don't understand why you guys want to be pigs. You're obviously further up on the food chain.
Bear #2
No, here.
Oh, I want to be a pig
And give the little piggies hugs.
All I want to do
Is roll around in the mud.
And it would be great,
From North to South,
If I was a pig
With another pig inside my mouth.
Pig #1
WHAT?!?
Bear #2
Just get in my mouth, like a—
Bear #3
Get back over here! You're blowing it.
Bear #2
Why?
Bear #3
You said you want a pig in your mouth!
Bear #2
That's what pigs do, they get—oh, no, that's what I want as a bear to have a pig inside my mouth.
Bear #3
Let me try.
Hello, pigs! I want to be you.
Please, please, please let me roll around
in the...
Pig Greg
Another bear?
Bear #3
...stew that is mud
That I love!
Mmmmm... I wanna eat you up!
Bear #2
Come back!
Bear #3
Shit! Shit!
Bear Billy
You just immediately said—alright guys, give me another try.
Bear #3
Alright.
Bear #2
Okay, yeah, you go back.
Bear Billy
Sorry for my friends,
They are really weird,
And very strange and wrong.
But, ultimately, I promise you little pigs,
That this is where that I belong!
Let's get in the mud
And close our eyes,
And make lots of choices
That are very wise,
Like you can let my three friends turn you
Into a buffet today!
Pig #1
What?!?
Bear Billy
We're gonna eat you!
Bear #3
Get back over here!
Bear Billy
Sorry, sorry...
Bear #3
You said "buffet"!
Bear Billy
I know, but I got them in the mud to close their eyes, I thought maybe you guys could come in and seal the deal?
Bear #2
I've got another question.
Bear Billy
Okay.
Bear #2
Why are we trying to play it coy,
As if we need to use some clever ploy?
We can just go over there
And eat a bunch of pigs.
We. Are. Bears.
Bear Billy
We forgot that we were bears.
Bear #2
Right!
Bear Billy
We forgot that
Bear Billy and Bear #2
we were bears.
We forgot that we were bears.
Pig #1
Let's get out of here, pigs. Let's go.
Bear Billy and Bear #2
We. Are. Bears.
Bear Billy
Oh no!
Bear #2
Oh, where'd those pigs go?
Because we forgot...
All
Forgot we were bears!
Bear #2
Awwww...well, let's roll around in the mud.
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