Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew is a magical soft drink that gives you random powers. The powers differ with each flavour but the power is always beneficial and most flavours are readily available in stores all across the UnWorld except the obvious for self explanatory reasons. Mountain Dew is often bought by MLG pro shamers alongside Doritos and Weed, usually in bundles with the newest Call of Ducky shame on Xbox 360 and Play Station 3. It's usually the 360 tho, even though it sucks ass. 
All those Coke fanboys think their drink is god. Well guess what? Their wrong! Mountain Dew is better despite it only being around for 80-ish years. It’s better than Prime, it’s better than Pepsi, better than Dr. Pepper and better than most sodas combined. The only thing better than this are frozen carbonated beverages, bonus points if it’s Mountain Dew flavored. I think Captain 0's Pizza makes them really good by adding in a dash of real MtN Dew which keeps the customers coming back for more, an odd choice but their business so it’s their decisions. Except the fact that they only have original Dew.
Mountain Dew is a member of the holy trinity. A thing created by shamers containing Doritos, Mountain Dew and Weed. Mountain Dew is more popular than weed because everyone can buy the dew, but not everyone can buy weed. Doritos are more popular than the dew because parents don’t usually buy their children soda. Especially this soda. They do this so the kid doesn’t bounce up and down on the walls from the caffeine because it’s probably cocaine. Mountain Dew has so much caffeine that it’s pretty much an energy drink! 
Also, a version with alcohol exists that is certainly not for children. Drinking this will of course get you drunk and unable to drive a car without endangering everyone’s safety. In fact, literally every soda is making an alcoholic version. Why? No clue! 
There was also a contest to name an apple flavored Dew that got raided by kids on 4chan who put super offensive names which caused the flavor to never release. The ingredients list was recently found and it tasted like apple, I guess. Mountain Dew is also BANNED in Japan (technically not because it exists over there) and a lot of these flavors don’t exist in Europe because of ingredients that many countries don’t like. Even the main flavor is butchered by these regulations! 
Mountain Dew has to compete with something called Mello Yellow which is owned by Coke and is an exact clone of the bold citrus refreshment without any of the unique flavors. 
== Flavors ==
File:Mtn dew.jpg|The original Mountain Dew. Tastes good, gives you PRO SHAMER COD MLG MOVES and the ability to stay up for a LONG ASS time. There is a diet version without powers but we don't talk about that
File:Mtn-dew-code-red-bottle.png|Code Red: It might be in the colour of blood but don't let that fool you! It's a really good drink that gives you vampire immunity and shadow clone jutsu power.
File:Mtn-dew-live-wire-bottle.png|LiveWire: Blessed by Goku, tastes like oranges. It gives you Goku’s power too! And NOT a wimpy diluted version too!
File:Mtn-dew-voltage-bottle-960x2241.png|Voltage: This thing’s power is making you better at shaming and installing a legal aimbot in your controller. And of course it tastes really good
File:Mtndew-summerfreeze-bottle.png|Summer Freeze: Tastes like the popsicle and gives you a random power each time you drink it. Only available in summer though.
File:Black pitch.png|Pitch Black: Definitely evil looking. Do we give a flying fuck? No! It gives you evil or good powers depending on your Karma.
File:Mtn-dew-spark-bottle-960x2241.png|Spark: Turns you into Marisa Kirisame, and tastes like Raspberry Lemonade.
File:Frostbite.webp|Frostbite: There’s a shark in my Mountain Dew! Toy Story reference aside, the power this gives you is unknown. Not like summer freeze, but we just don’t know.
File:Baja Blast.webp|Baja Blast: Originally exclusive to Taco Bell but occasionally gets released, tastes like tropical lime and prevents Taco Bell diarrhea 
File:Thrashed Apple.webp|Thrashed Apple: Is this what became of Gushing Granny? Anyways, it tastes like apples and lets you unleash the dank memer inside of you.
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