Blandy's Buyout

Blandy's Buyout is the first episode of the series Blandy, airing November 20th, 2020. 
==Plot==
Howard Blandy buys out Bikini Bottom.
==Script==
It was a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom. The scallops were singing, the residents were chatting and the sun was shining down on all of them. In the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is in his office, counting his money. Plankton was scheming, as usual, and Patrick was sleeping while watching TV. Squidward was practicing his clarinet, and Sandy was inventing a cure for all known diseases. The clock rang at 9 AM, and SpongeBob excitedly rushed towards work, with Squidward following him. "Aren't you excited for another fabulous day of work?" asks SpongeBob cheerfully. Squidward just grunts.
The 2 arrive at work and open the door. Squidward walks to the cash register and pulls out a dancing magazine, and SpongeBob runs to the kitchen to start cooking some Krabby Patties. Patrick walks in, saying his usual "Good Morning, Krusty Krew!" and requesting a double Krabby Patty with cheese. SpongeBob happily cooks it up before Squidward can ring the bell and Patrick sits down to eat. Just then, a group of construction workers walk into the Krusty Krab unannounced. "Squidward," says SpongeBob, "why are there construction workers here?" "Don't care," Squidward replies. The workers begin carrying everything out, including the cash register boat.
Krabs, in his office counting his money, hears them arrive and make a ruckus. "What's going on here," he shouts. "We're closing this joint down for renovations, says a worker. Krabs shouts "WHAT" and holds the worker by the neck. "WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHTS TO DEFILE ME RESTAURANT?," he says, strangling the poor worker. Suddenly and without warning, Krabs is tased by behind, making him fall on the ground. "Assaulting a worker like that can result in serious prison time," says a voice behind Krabs. Krabs slowly turns around to see who said it, and sees Carl the Manager. "Carl?!" he shouts, "what're you doing here?" "What? You really didnt hear?" Carl asks.
Krabs has a confused look on his face, before saying "hear what?" Carl reaches into his pockets, pulling out a newspaper. Krabs grabs it, and Carl says "Bikini Bottom was bought out by Howard Blandy and his company!" "Wait," Krabs says, "You can just… buy a city like that? But… Where's the mayor?" "Blandy is the new mayor! He paid a lot of money to buy this town, yknow. And now the Mayor is retired!" Squidward, who was overhearing the conversation, says "Bikini Bottom was bought out?" 
SpongeBob dashes out of the Kitchen upon hearing the news. "Bikini Bottom is now owned by Blandy???," He asks. "Yep," replies Carl, "and we're transforming this restaurant into a Krabby O' Mondays! Blandy will be making a speech about the buyout in 5 minutes at the center of town! You'd better hurry if you want to hear the details! Now get out, you're trespassing on Blandy's property!" "And what will ye do," Krabs sarcastically asks before getting tased again, immediately running out. Carl threatenly holds his taser up to Squidward and SpongeBob, who both run out. All the customers run out too.
In downtown Bikini Bottom, there is a large gathering around the podium. Squidward, SpongeBob, and Krabs all rush into the audience when they bump into Patrick. "Watch it," Patrick shouts, before noticing SpongeBob. "Oh, hey buddy," he says. "Hi Patrick," SpongeBob says back, "do you have any idea what Blandy is gonna be saying?" Patrick responde, "Blandy? No, I'm just standing here because that's what everyone's doing. Why'd you bring up Blandy?" Suddenly, Blandy walks to the podium and everyone quiets down. "Greetings, Bottomites," announces Blandy, his voice booming across the town due to the speakers. "You may have heard the news; I have bought out Bikini Bottom and am the new mayor!" Everyone quietly murmurs until Blandy shuts them up. "Now," Blandy says, "you may have a few questions about my buyout, none of which I'll be answering. So instead Im gonna be stating the new laws!" 
Blandy pulls out a scroll, and reads off it. "First and foremost," he says, "every citizen will be required by law to wear a large grin on their faces." This causes confusion among many Bottomites. "Secondly," announces Blandy, "All free thinking from here on out is abolished. You must always agree with what my staffer says." Everyone is more confused than before. "Thirdly," Blandy once again announces, "Once a day, you must eat at the new Krabby O' Mondays, which is what the Krusty Krab will be remade into." Krabs is furious about this. "HEY, BLANDY," Krabs shouts from the crowd, "WHAT IF I DONT WANT TO FOLLOW ANY OF YOUR STUPID LAWS?!" The crowd all agrees with Krabs, and start shouting. Blandy just laughs. "My assistant, Carl, will keep a close eye on all of you, 24/7. If he notices anyone disobeying, they will have a nice, lengthy talk with Human Resources." "Human resources?" questions Squidward, glancing to his left, where he sees a group of very muscular Bottomites staring him in the eye. Squidward slowly turns back to Blandy. "All new laws are effective immediately after I close this scroll," announces Blandy, who slowly closes his scroll.
suddenly, Carl shouts "SMILE!" into the microphone, which makes everyone worryingly smile. Blandy simply walks offstage, and into Town Hall. SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward all exchange stares, until SpongeBob says "we have to smile 24/7?" Carl walks up to him saying "yessir! And you'd better start! We're watching you." SpongeBob looks around and notices a whole bunch of security systems as citizens walk around nervously. When SpongeBob turns back around, Carl is nowhere to be seen. Squidward comments "this is baloney. I cant smile all the time!" Then, a Human Resources worker stares them all in the eye with a menacing glare, so they all immediately start to wear fake smiles. "This is so painful," complains Squidward. "Yes, but what can we do about it?" replies SpongeBob. Then, they look around for cameras and dash behind a building, where they stop smiling since there are no cameras.
Squidward says, "well, I'm moving," walking into the distance, before being stopped by a fence that he didn't see. "They CLOSED OFF TOWN?!" screams Squidward, prompting HR to stare at him. Squidward quickly dons his fake smile again before dashing behind the building. "Is this out home now?" he asks. "I'm hungry! Can we go get a bite at the Krabby O' Mondays," Patrick asks. SpongeBob lets out a long sigh, saying "not like we have a choice. Alright, smile everyone!" They walk out from behind the building with their fake smiles, approaching the Krabby O' Mondays.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Krabs is angrily storming through town. The HR keep threatening him, but he doesn't care. "This whole thing is bubkus!" Krabs exclaims. Carl, who's watching him on the camera, says "code red! Free thinker," pressing a big red button on his desk. Alarms suddenly begin blaring across town as the HR surrounds Krabs in a circle. Krabs has a scared look on his face as we see the HR slowly walk closer to him, before he dashes off, and the episode fades to black.
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