Tech Support II

==Publishers Summary==
A second call to Tech Support just causes more problems.
==Script==
: Tech Support Advisor
: Hello welcome to smell tech support. how may i help you?
: Foamy
: Yea i saw this commercial that said your tech support is 24/7 365 days a year.Is that true?
: Tech Support Advisor
: My god im here all year long
: Foamy
: What do u mean 'im' here all year long?
: Tech Support Advisor
: It is just me here.24/7 365 days a year.
: Foamy
: Wait a second, So the smell Company outsoarced all their tech support jobs and and gave them to one Indian guy?
: Tech Support Advisor
: Yes i thought they were out of there minds as well but apperantly very versatile.
: Foamy
: Dude!! how do u sleep?!
: Tech Support Advisor
: I take little naps while your hold
: Foamy
: For the love of god,IS THAT WHY I WAS WAITING 45 MINTUES FOR SOMEONE TO PICK UP THE PHONE?!
: Tech Support Advisor
: Yes it was nappy time.My seat is also a toilet so i dont have to get up to go poopie *small fart*
: Foamy
: Well thats just swell.you know tech support here gets a break like every 15 mintues to stretch and look away from the computer screen.
: Tech Support Advisor
: What is 'Break'?
: Foamy
: Uh..Its when your stop working..For a little while
: Tech support advisor
: Stop working? I do not under stand...
: Foamy
: What your doing now, stop doing it for like 5 mintues
: Tech support advisor
: That is a very odd concept These 'breaks'.Your country is very diffrent from ours. Do u also have monkey with shocky stick who hit you when you not work fast enough?
: Foamy
: What the? Shocky Monkey?
: Tech Support Advisor
: Screaming over the phone.
: Is there anything else i can help you with today sir?
: Foamy
: Nah, talking with you has been more then enough to reinvigorate the appreciation for my country and all its freedoms
: Tech Support Advisor
: There is no need to rub it in your American bastard
: Foamy
: Shouldnt you been working right now?!
: Tech Support Advisor
: Screaming over the phone.
: Foamy
: Hangs up phone* Damn I want a shocky monkey..
: Tech Support Advisor
: gibberish
:
: Ending screen appears.