Opening/Robbing Wario, Waluigi, Ruggedo, Hunter J, and Preed

(We open on a beautiful night in Agrabah. Then we see Discord, Gilda, B.E.N., Karl, Lokina, Genie "Gene," (In his real boy form) Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webigail "Webby" Vanderquack playing catch with a frisbee in the palace gardens, having fun while Scrooge McDuck watched with a soft smile)
Aladdin Parodies Studios present....
(Then after Karl threw the frisbee, a new figure caught it. They noticed and smiled. It was a male Meowth kitten with light beige fur, brown tips on his toes and curly tail, two tiny whiskers on his forehead, two tiny whiskers on each side of his cheeks, black ears with the interior colored pink, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on his forehead, and next to him are two other children; An 8 year old male bat with dark purplish gray fur, large ears with periwinkle interiors, yellow eyes, periwinkle wing membranes, a pink crescent-shaped nose, sharp white fangs, and wearing a white basketball tanktop with a red stripe around his torso, blue shorts, white socks, and blue and white converse shoes, and a 9 year old female light pink bat with pink eyes, a light burgundy heart-shaped nose, periwinkle eyeshadow, short fuchsia hair, pink ear innards and wings, light red hands and feet, and wearing a white collar-flapped cropped tanktop, blue jean pants, white socks, and pink and white converse shoes)
Karl: Good catch!
Male bat child: Not a single miss.
Female bat child: And a new record.
Male Meowth kitten: Thank you.
(Lokina then turned to Discord's group)
Lokina: Hey, Mom, Dad, guys? Could you tell me and Karl the story of how our three friends here (Gestures to the male Meowth kitten, male bat child, and female bat child) came to exist?
(Gilda giggled a bit)
Gilda: Lokina, you and Karl heard this story before.
Karl: Once again won't hurt.
Male bat child: He has a point.
B.E.N.: Are you sure?
Lokina: (To B.E.N.) Of course, Uncle B.E.N.. (Looking at us readers) And besides, they need to know, too, guys.
(Even the male Meowth kitten and female bat child agreed)
Male Meowth kitten: Lokina has a point.
Female bat child: It wouldn't hurt to teach them.
(After giving a contemplation, even Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Gene agreed with them with a smile)
Scrooge: Aye, that is a fair educational purpose.
Gene, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby: (Nods) That's right.
(Giving in with smiles, Discord, Gilda, and B.E.N. nods)
B.E.N.: How can we refuse a storytelling?
(Then he lets Discord begin)
Discord: It all began one week after Merlock's group were defeated and your mother, aunt, uncles, and I, along with Scrooge's family and Gene, went on our honeymoon and magically had you two kids....
(Then we slowly pan and zoom into a torch)
Bartladdin 2: The Return of Merlock
(Then we crossfade into a desert at night as we hear Discord, B.E.N., and Gene singing. At the same time, a gang of thieves on horses raced across the desert, lead by a female figure and male figure, the former carrying a big bag containing something big)
Discord: (Voice-over) Follow us to a place
Where incredible feats
Gene: (Voice-over) Are routine every hour or so
B.E.N.: (Voice-over) Where enchantment runs rampant
Gets wild in the streets
Gene: (Voice-over) Open sesame, here we go
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Voice-over) Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot
In a lot of good ways
(The thieves are heading for what appears to be a mountain. But as we get closer, we see an opening which they and their horses charged into. They race down a path to what appears to be a place for treasure)
Discord, B.E.N., and Gene: (Voice-over) Pack your shield, pack your sword
You won't ever get bored
Though get beaten or gored you might
C'mon down stop on by
Hop a golden eagle and fly
To another Arabian night
Arabian night
(As soon as the thieves arrived, they slowed down and stopped. They got off carrying sacks and chests of the treasures they swiped while two of the riders hold a bunch of it in their hands)
Thief 1: We did a good job tonight.
Thief 2: Oh, yes. We must have stolen so much, we may unable to be to steal anymore.
(The female figure and male figure climbed off their own horses, both wearing their own black cloaks. The female figure, who is carrying the big bag, is a human woman with pale blue eyes, short light purple spiky hair, and wearing a dark purple tunic with a right arm sleeve over a red long-sleeved bodily jumpsuit, a metal armor gauntlet on the left forearm by her hand, red fingerless gloves, a light purple belt, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and sometimes carries dark brown scanner sunglasses to wear at times. She is Hunter J, the leader of the thieves. And the male figure is a male humanoid-like alien with tan skin, yellow eyes, long white arms and hands, a white muzzle on his mouth, fish-like fins under his armpits, one big bat-like ear on the right side of his head, a metal-plate and a cropped bat-like ear on the left side of his head, a red marking on the center of his face, a tiny dark red horn for a nose, and is wearing a beige white tanktop, light tan pants, and black boots. He is Preed, Hunter J's partner, criminal commiting bounty hunter, and the other leader of the thieves. After they removed their cloaks, they smirked evilly in agreement)
Hunter J: (To the thieves) Well, obviously. And not to mention recapturing my fountains of youth and Preed's harem slave. (To Preed) Right, Preed?
Preed: Indeed, Hunter J.
(Hunter J placed the bag down and pulled three figures out, gagged and their hands and paw-like hands tied behind their own backs, and one of the three figures, due to the small size, is just tied around the arms and torso, hands behind the back, and gagged, with Preed's help, which he is holding the small figure in his fist. The first figure is a female Dark-type scratching cat Pokemon who looks exactly like her Kanto region counterpart, but she has light steel blue fur, pale lavender tips on her toes and curly tail, two whiskers on her forehead, two whiskers on each side of her cheeks, navy blue ears with the interior colored pale lavender, and has an oval-shaped gold coin on her forehead. The second figure is a female tan beige furred bat with brown eyes and wearing a pale pink neckerchief, a white short-sleeved shirt, a blue skirt, and black sandals. And the last figure is a female light pink bat with pink eyes, a light burgundy heart-shaped nose, periwinkle eyeshadow, short fuchsia hair, pink ear innards and wings, light red hands and feet, and wearing a white collar-flapped cropped tanktop, blue jean pants, white socks, and pink and white converse shoes. After Preed, who puts the second bound and gagged female bat down on a barrel nearby, and Hunter J removed each gag from the female scratching cat Pokemon and two female bats respectively, the female scratching cat Pokemon and female bats spoke angrily)
Female scratching cat Pokemon: Who do you think you are, taking us back here?!
Female bat 1: We don't want to be your fountains of youth anymore, Hunter J!
Female bat 2: And I especially don't want to be Preed's harem slave anymore, even after you've murdered by family besides taking me from them!
(As they talk, neither of them sees a pair of arms reaching out and swiping some of the treasure)
Hunter J: (Sarcastically) Really?
Preed: (Sarcastically) Well, we're shocked and hurt from you three saying that. (Seriously) But you, along with Stellaluna and Nadia, don't have a choice, Meowzie.
Hunter J: You both have special powers, you both have healing powers.
(The second female bat, now revealed to be Nadia, frowned flatly)
Female bat 2: Technically, I'm not related to them, and I have no powers.
Hunter J: (Scoffs coldly, then sneeringly) If you say so, Nagia.
Nadia: (Correcting her with dignity) It's "Nadia!"
Hunter J: (Coldly) Whatever.
Preed: And for the record, Hunter J and I own you three.
(The female scratching cat Pokemon, now revealed to be Meowzie, and the female bat, now revealed to be Stellaluna, glared angrily along with Nadia)
Thief 3: (Glaring) Of course, we wouldn't be able to steal and find those two in the first place if it weren't for our three other "Fearless" leaders besides you both.
(Nearby is someone trying to get something out of a vase. He is a short, muscular, slightly-chubby man with white eyes, black pupils, thick black eyebrows, short brown hair, a black zigzag mustache, a pink nose, and wearing a yellow cap with a white spot on the front with a purple upside-down M on it to represent a W, white gloves, a yellow short-sleeved shirt underneath a pair of magenta overalls pants with white buttons, and green elf-like shoes . He is Wario, their main leader. Near him trying to help are another human man and a male purple creature. The other human man is a tall, skinny man with white eyes, black pupils, thick black eyebrows, short brown hair, a skinny black mustache with the ends pointing up, a pink nose, and wearing a purple cap with a white spot on the front with a yellow upside-down L on it, white gloves, a purple long-sleeved shirt underneath a pair of navy blue overalls pants with yellow buttons, and orange elf-like shoes. He is Waluigi, Wario's little brother, his, Hunter J, and Preed's partner, and the fourth leader. And the male creature is a male purple creature called a Nome with a bald head with long violet blue hair and a long violet blue sideburn-like beard, violet blue eyebrows, a big dark purple nose, small elf-like ears, and wearing a gold crown with emeralds, a magenta king robe, a black and red miner king-like outfit, red gloves, and long brown boots. He is Ruggedo the Nome King, Wario, Waluigi, Hunter J, and Preed's partner and the fifth leader. Preed rolled his eyes in annoyance along with Hunter J)
Preed: (In annoyance) Let me help Waluigi and Ruggedo get your hand out of there, Wario.
(Hunter J, after looking with Preed at Wario, Waluigi, and Ruggedo's incompetence in a calm awkward way, then glared daggers at the thieves)
Hunter J: Fearless or not, we're the leaders.
Waluigi: (Agreeing while trying to free Wario's hand with Ruggedo and Preed's help) And you have to do what we say!
(Hunter J then helped Preed, Waluigi, and Ruggedo get Wario's left hand out of the vase. It came loose, causing the vase to fall over and get smashed in the progress. The thieves glared at the five of them)
Ruggedo: I hope you're happy, Wario.
Hunter J: You just made us break a vase!
Waluigi: He never meant to, Ruggedo and Hunter J.
Wario: It was an accident.
Preed: For once, he has a point.
Ruggedo: We got plenty of vases.
(The five walked over to a chest and opened it. They smiled greedily at all the gold while Preed and Hunter J just gave calm evil smirks)
Wario: Isn't this incredible, our band of desert rats?
Preed: This is much better than robbing those losers blindly, (Gestures haughtily to the Wario Brothers and Ruggedo, who nodded smugly in agreement) in the underground for Ruggedo's case, that is.
Ruggedo: (Nods smugly) Yep-er-rooney!
(With a chuckle, Wario takes a crystal rose and puts it in his overalls' front pocket to make himself look better)
Ruggedo: Why are you getting the crystal rose?
Waluigi: Why not me?
Wario: Because it is a bonus for being one of the beloved leaders, of course.
(Chuckling wickedly a bit in agreement with his group, Wario then points his index finger at the chest of gold and sack of jewels, laughing greedily a bit)
Wario: And that....
Ruggedo and Preed: And that are part of it!
Waluigi: (To the thieves, sneeringly) So there you go. More for us.
Thief 1: (Angrily) And what is our reward, bosses?
(With a smile, Hunter J tossed at the thieves a very small sack. The thieves looked at it dumbstruck as Hunter J walks off with the Wario Brothers, Ruggedo, and Preed)
Hunter J: There is your reward.
Ruggedo, Preed, and Wario Brothers: Enjoy it well.
(The thieves looked furious. They are about to attack the five when Hunter J and Preed gasped)
Preed: Wait a minute! Where is Nadia?!
Hunter J: And come to think of it, where are even Meowzie and Stellaluna?!
(Sure enough, they noticed Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia are gone from where they sat originally, and the ropes that once tied each their own hands and paw-like hands behind their own backs, as well as Nadia's arms down on her torso and her hands behind her back, are cut, indicating that someone must've freed the three, or the three must've freed themselves)
Wario, Waluigi, and Ruggedo: They're gone!
Preed: You think?!
(Suddenly, one of the chests begins to be lifted off the ground and float away)
Thief 2: Guys, the chest! She's moving away!
Thief 3: (Gulps) It is not natural!
Ruggedo and Wario Brothers: GHOSTS!!
(Hunter J and Preed noticed something and reached for the chest. They pulled off what appeared to be an invisible cloak. It is revealed that it is an invisibility cloak hiding some figures who are trying to make off with the chest. They are Mushu, Cri-Kee, Pikachu, Eevee, Chirithy, Leo the male Red Lionstar, Winter the female Silver Snowpup, Crescent the male Black Pupmoon, Lucas the male Red Foxstar, Flippy the male Orange Otterstar, Tonto the male Brown Horstar, Kogane the female White Hedgestar, Pyra the female Orange Fenstar, Maggie Simpson, and Santa's Little Helper. They sensed something's wrong and turned to see that they've been discovered. They smiled nervously while Maggie tried to give her cute puppy dog eyes and smile behind her pacifier)
Mushu: Oh, hey, fellas.
(Then they got determined)
Leo: Alright if we join the party?
Chirithy, Winter, Crescent, Lucas, Flippy, Tonto, Kogane, and Pyra: Yeah, can we?
Pikachu: (Preparing his electric shock attack) Pi...!
Wario: (Taking his sword out) How dare you try to steal from me and my group?!
Ruggedo: (To the thieves) Grab them!
(Just when Pikachu got ready to shock Wario's group, a thief grabbed him by his ears, much to his pain)
Pikachu: (In pain) Piiiiiikaaaaaa!
Mushu: (Getting grabbed with Eevee, the Dream Eater pets, Cri-Kee, Santa's Little Helper, and Maggie) Hey, hey, hey! Back off!
Leo: (Struggling) Let go of us!
Chirithy: (Struggling) At once!
(Then, just when Wario's group was about to strike them with their swords after Waluigi, Preed, Ruggedo, and Hunter J pulled their swords out....)
Boy: (Voice-over) Hey, don't you and your group even think about it, Wario!
(Wario's group and their gang looked confused. Suddenly sixteen figures came jumping in stomping on the thieves' heads while wielding Keyblades. They jumped and landed in front of the five leaders. Pikachu's group, while breaking free from the thieves' grips thanks to the figures jumping on the thieves' heads, smiled as they noticed their figures and ran up to them. The figures are none other than Bart and Lisa Simpson, with Bart's left side of his forehead all healed by now, Sora, his left cheek all healed by now, Ash and Kaya Ketchum, Riku, Roxas, Terra, Ventus, Hayner, Pence, Lea, Milhouse Van Houten, Nelson Muntz, Martin Prince, and Ralph Wiggum. Wario's group frowned angrily as they speak to them)
Wario: And who are you boys and girls?
Bart: I'm Bart Simpson.
Lisa: His sister, Lisa.
Sora: Well, I am Sora.
Riku: Riku.
Roxas: Roxas.
Terra: Terra.
Ventus: My name's Ventus. But you, like my brothers and friends, can call me Ven.
Milhouse: Milhouse.
Martin: Martin.
Nelson: Nelson.
Ralph: Ralph.
Ash: My name's Ash Ketchum, and my sister, Kaya.
Kaya: (Teasingly) Yep, that's me!
Hayner: Hayner.
Pence: Pence.
Lea: And I'm Lea. Got it memorized?
(The villains noticed Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia, already untied, right next to Bart and Sora)
Preed: (Flatly glaring) And let us guess; You secretly freed those three girls, right?
Hunter J: (Flalty glaring) Behind our backs like that?
Bart's gang: Yep!
Ruggedo and Wario Brothers: Get those boys and their gangsters!
Hunter J and Preed: And don't hurt Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia!
(The thieves, with their swords out, jumped at Bart's gang, but Bart suddenly used Aeroga and disappeared in a puff of wind)
Thief 3: Where did those brats go now?
Thief 1: (Pointing) Look!
(The thieves turned and saw Bart's gang, Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia running off with most of their treasure)
Thief 1: They got our treasure!
Wario's group: Stop them!
(The thieves charged at the heroes. With the heroes, they are running while talking)
Meowzie: Thanks for getting me, Stellaluna, and Nadia out of this mess so far.
Stellaluna: We thought we were goners being held captive again.
Nadia: I'll say!
Sora: Don't thank us just yet.
Ash: Right now, focus on escaping from here.
Kaya: In other words....
Bart: Escape first, thank us later.
Martin: Exactly!
(Suddenly, the thieves caught up with them. But the heroes, except a weaponless Stellaluna, Meowzie, and Nadia, got their weapons out and fought them off, knocking them aside. Suddenly, one thief almost sneak-attacked them when both Meowzie and Stellaluna each blasted their own fireball at the thief, knocking him aside, especially Nadia karate chopped him. Noticing that, Bart's gang smiled at Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia)
Bart's gang: Thanks!
Pikachu: (Happily) Cha!
(They then fended off more thieves with their attacks and/or magic)
Terra: Hey, Marahute, guys!
Lisa: Whenever you're ready!
Mushu: Like she said!
(Suddenly, Marahute herself came flying in, carrying Principal Seymour Skinner, Superintendent Gary Chalmers, and Groundskeeper Willie themselves on her back)
Willie: Say no more and hold tight, laddies and lassies!
Chalmers: One escape ride coming up!
Skinner: Quickly!
(Ruggedo and the Wario Brothers looked dumbstruck as the heroes, with all the treasure they have stolen, suddenly flying off on Marahute's back after climbing on quickly. Even Preed and Hunter J are livid)
Ruggedo: They got a golden eagle?!
Wario: (Grabs Preed) They got a golden eagle!
Waluigi: And a good looking one.
Hunter J and Preed: No kidding, einsteins!
(The heroes then began to fly off in a hurry)
Skinner: For thieves, they sure are dumb ones.
Mushu: These guys aren't so scary.
Meowzie: Even though Hunter J and Preed somewhat scary and not so dumb like them.
Stellaluna: Along with even sometimes the Wario Brothers, the buffoons.
Nadia: Not to mention Ruggedo even.
Leo: Good thieves but bad fighters.
Nelson: (Looking down) Hey! I think we miss one!
(Nelson points down at the one last sack of treasure down below)
Chalmers: Good eyes, Nelson.
Nelson: Thanks.
(They zipped down to it. Wario's group looked shocked as the heroes swooped down and grabbed it)
Waluigi: You will not take our treasure!
Preed: Return them!
(Letting go of Preed, the Wario Brothers and even Ruggedo jumps up and grabs Marahute's left wing. Ruggedo and the Wario Brothers screamed a bit as the good guys flew around the room)
Bart: (Surprised as Ruggedo, Preed, and the Wario Brothers' tenacity to hang on) Ay caramba!
Willie: (Trying to help Marahute shake Ruggedo and the Wario Brothers off) Och! No gumble hitchhikers!
Chalmers: (To Skinner) SKINNER!! Get rid of those stowaways!
Skinner: (To Chalmers) Got it, Superintendent Chalmers! (To Ruggedo and the Wario Brothers, helping Willie) Get off!
Ruggedo and Wario Brothers: Never!
(Mushu noticed the crystal rose in Wario's front overalls pocket. With a playful smirk, he grabs it)
Mushu: I'll be taking that.
(Cri-Kee even squeaks a bit happily in agreement)
Wario: That's mine and my group's!
Kaya: (In a mocking baby talk) Aw, not anymore.
Bart: Finder's keepers, loser's weepers, so eat my shorts!
(The Wario Brothers and Ruggedo swiped at Kaya, Bart, and Mushu respectively with their own fists, but missed. What's even worst, Ruggedo accidentally punched Wario's arm, causing him to accidentally elbow both Ruggedo and Waluigi's chins, making the three let go of Marahute's left wing in the progress. The three screamed a bit as they started falling. Their falling was cut short as they landed in a statue of a monster's claw. However, the claw broke off and crashes to the ground with them still on it, stunning them due to the three of them bumping their heads on one of the claw's fingers. Hunter J and Preed got angrily annoyed)
Hunter J and Preed: Idiots!
(They pulled their own hoverboards out and darted at the heroes, but they outwitted them and made both villains crash into a mud puddle nearby, much to their chagrin)
Nelson: (Pointing at Wario's group's misfortune) Ha ha!
Lea: (Jokingly) Hope you won't need a green card from us!
Bart: (Jokingly agreeing) So, don't have a cow!
(The heroes then flew towards the exit)
Bart: Time for us to head back to Agrabah!
Bart's gang, Chalmers, Willie, Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia: Got it!
Skinner: Affirmative, Bart!
(The heroes flew out of the exit just before the doors closed. Once they made it out, the heroes flew across the desert as they headed back to Agrabah)
Coming up: A certain group consisting four mutants, two humans, a male crippled bat, a male regular albino bat, and a male scratching cat Pokemon free themselves from a certain black lamp and after a huge fight between them against a certain group of imprisoned villains, decide to go off on their own, tired of being their punching bags and being pushed around, while at the same time, the heroes return to Agrabah's palace and after being congratulated for rescuing Meowzie, Stellaluna, and Nadia and taking back the loot from the thieves by the residents, are told of having dinner plans tonight while meeting some new friends consisting the Mane Eight's boyfriends and Spike's girlfriend.
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