Tiger Handheld Shames

Tiger Handheld Shames are a supposedly “revolutionary” shaming system. But in reality, they sucked. 
== A brief introduction ==
The Tiger Handheld Shames were the worst shames ever made. That’s it. 
If you want to know more, here you go: These things tried too hard at attempting to be a cost-friendly alternative to the Shame Boi but were too similar to other handhelds and unlike those the Tiger managed to coexist with the Boi even though it’s OUTDATED!!! Each one was it’s own system which is the worst idea ever, sorry Shame and Watch fans! 
==Types of Tigers==
Wait, there’s more! These bastards made other shaming systems that sucked complete giraffe balls ranging from the smell of a landfill to OK at best.
===The Wrist Shames===
As if you thought that Burnout Paradise was the worst shame ever? Oh no! These things are even worse, they’re the same size as an Apple Watch and the shame is really hard to see. And don’t even get me started on how small those buttons are and what's even worse is it comes in packaging you need scissors to open, and nobody likes that! They’re so bad Captain 0 said he has more fun setting the clock on every new phone he buys and even Captain 1 agrees with that! I’m pretty sure you know how this goes. 64 bits, 32 bits, 16 bits, 8 bits, 4 bits, 2 BITS, 1 BIT, HALF BIT, QUARTER BIT!! THE!!!!! WRIST!!!!!! SHAMES!!!!!!!!!
=== Tiger R-Zone ===
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Oh no. Don’t even get me started, the R zone was like a wrist shame up close to your eye in red and black, why? Because Virtual Boy. The Virtual Boy was bad but the R-Zone was that on steroids. I think this is something that we feed to the Great Mighty Poo. Might not be sweet corn but he enjoys it. 
Also feel free to watch a commercial for the R-Zone. Do you notice how the kid is screaming in agony? 
=== The Shame.com ===
That’s no website, that’s a shitty Shame Boy ripoff! This thing was trying too hard to be a supercomputer in your pockets. How? It could access the Internet! (Text only) which is so redundant if it’s the slowest thing ever! It comes with 1 shame called Lights Out! which involves turning out the lights.
One of the shames was an Immortal Kombat shame, but without Scorpion or Sub-Zero. 1/10.
== Trivia ==
* Cupboard Cat wrote this page.
* These shames were so bad that in 1996 Captain 0 set up a refund program where all you had to do was give him your Tiger shames and he would throw it into the pit and stomp on it 420,069 times and give you a Shame Boi Pocket with a LIGHT and 5 shames for it, a Play Station and 6 shames for it and a special shirt that says “Shhh! I’m killing a tiger!” with a cool picture of Captain 0 pissing on the Tiger logo.
* The bits on this is worse than a quarter of a bit.
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