If You Can't Stand The Heat, Get Out Of The Microwave!

This is the 2nd track of the band's debut EP Trust Me I'm A Proctologist!.
== Official Lyrics ==
[Intro]
Oh! I know, I've reached the end!'''
[Verse 1]
I am the deliverer
Of many different kinds of words
Sometimes profanity about humanity
This isn't fair I want this to end'''
Or sometimes I will talk about myself
Like I'm the god of music
You never put your faith on me
Look at me standing proud'''
Now get on your knees and suck my dick bitch!
And now I, scream a load of words too fast for you to understand
What bullshit I have written on this page
And you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast
And slow down to have a break'''
Scream a load of words too fast for you to understand
What bullshit I have written on this page
And you will be really impressed
It's time to say another load of words fast
And slow down to have a break'''
[Chorus]
There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I dug a hole to deep
And sometimes I need to scream'''
And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why? I don't have a clue
It just makes sense If I do'''
[Verse 2]
I am so sad and depressed
And my parents never loved me
I'll carry on screaming about this topic
And you'll adore me'''
Write about cutting yourself because it's cool I think
You're just a bunch of fucking hypocrites, and I hate you
Breakdown (Breakdown)
This is a breakdown (Breakdown)'''
[Chorus]
There is no creativity in any of these lyrics
Sometimes I dug a hole to deep
And sometimes I need to scream'''
And so for some reason I blame this on you
Why? I don't have a clue
It just makes sense If I do'''
[Bridge]
I am going fucking crazy
And I'm gonna eat a badger snake
Yes I said a fucking badger snake
What you gonna do? I said I'm gonna eat a fucking badger snake!'''
[Outro]
This is the last breakdown
Euurggghh Reeeeeee
This is the last breakdown'''
The slower the heavier
The slower the heavier'''