2019 Milk Shortage

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On August 5, 2019 Nana posted to the town forum asking "Who bought all the 2 percent milk?" to complain about a shortage at the local grocery storeshttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmhl17/who_bought_all_the_2_percent_milk/. 
Soon rumors began circulating to explain the shortage. Many residents of Lower Duck Pond came out to confess that they were the person responsible for the shortagehttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn7o8i/ok_who_hasnt_bought_all_the_milk/. 
Soon, enterprising citizens began selling homemade and imported milk to meet demandhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/dud7us/come_get_your_milk/. Local businesses like Ottohaus Autohouse RV began using milk in promotionshttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnb292/free_milk_with_test_drive/. Almond milk was quickly deployed as a milk alternative in baked goodshttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/co1206/almond_milk_cookies/ and coffee. It wasn’t long before the black market emergedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnnnqx/milk_cartel/https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cno12x/fist_fights_for_milk/https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmtvik/milk_for_sale_only_20_a_gallon/ and a number of new milk “alternatives” appearedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cngi3u/introducing_malk_now_available_in_a_store_near/. Widespread reports of milk and cowhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/du93bl/someone_stole_my_cow/ theft resulted in a state of emergencyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cmuibr/milk_shortage_announcement/.
== City-Wide Milk Ban ==
By August 7th the city council, led by Councilman Everetts, voted to impose a milk ban within city limitshttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn6e5e/announcement_re_milk/https://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cn9xw3/announcement_re_announcement_remilk/. The ban was lifted within a day but milk restrictions still remainedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/HaveWeMet/comments/cnmfbe/the_milk_prohibition/
== Further Reading ==
# "Everything you need to know about the milk shortage", Duck Pond Times.
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