Penn State Whoo

=== THE FINAL CHAPTER ===
== Penn State Whoo? ==
The final stage of The Heights. From Crouton Ransom, to AHMS, to AHHS, and finally, this dark wasteland, your journey will be complete, fello WE ARE comet.
Penn State was first mentioned in the Council on 8/18/2018 by Mike Kachowski. It would not be mentioned again until 2 years later, by The Snazzmaster, on 3/8/2020. From that point on it was talked about constantly, particularly by Mike Kachowski as he had siblings who went there and graduation for the Class of 2021 was growing ever closer and the veteran memebers had to start thinking about what college to attend. Big Andy infamously tweeted in November 2020 "Penn State is awful. That is all.". Without context or any other tweets explaining this, the only explanation surmised is that Big Andy was particularly upset about Penn State losing a recent football game, but who knows, maybe he was trying to warn us...
Before this, Penn State was only referenced as a joke, as the highschool loved worshipping Penn State. The highschool had the same motto, "we are", which was heavily popularized by Big Andy's use of screaming it until his lungs tore. The highschool had the same color scheme, as well as comet bowls. The highschool also only provided dual enrollment programs with either keystone or Penn State, and this is without mentioning of course their constant propaganda trying to get every student to go there. And unfortunately, it worked. Upon the release of the co2021's senior highlites, Meme Lord went through and found that roughly 60% of the class had chosen to go to Penn State (quite a lot of business majors in there!).
It was the fall of 2021 when Mike Kachowski and Brosama would start their long-winded nightmare at Penn State, and from there things only got crazier. Grumpy Cat the Elf is the only other Memeber to go to Penn State, but he notably attended a local campus. Mike Kachowski and Brosama attended the main campus, and thus this page will be focused on that as very little information is reported by Grumpy Cat of the local campus.
== Yes, Rico. Penn State Whoo. ==
There have been countless, insane wild and crazy events to take place at Penn State that have been reported on by both the local memebers there and the news, but for the sake of this article's length only a small amount will be referenced. Brosama and Mike Kachowski were roommates their first two years at Penn State, and thus this amplified Fredwar sessions. Other memebers, particularly Meme Lord, are constantly surprised to hear how much crap happens on a daily basis on Penn State's campus. Meme Lord is both depressed and entertained by Penn State's daily crime log, a website that updates live with reported crimes on campus. This crime log was first found on 4/14/2022, and is occasionally checked to either see if there are any reports that line up with events Mike Kachowski witnessed in person, or just for general entertainment.
To give you an idea, at the time of writing this, just in the last day at Penn State alone, there have been:
* 6 sus offender match's
* 1 physical assault
* 4 reports of weed
* 3 reports of vandalism
* 1 stolen car
* 1 act of trespassing
* 2 reports of suspicious activity
* 1 car accident
The earliest use of "penn state whoo" can be found on 11/17/2021, said by Meme Lord in response to Mike Kachowski reporting the washing machines were broken. It has become a recurring Meme Council catchphrase, used whenever something particularly unfortunate occurs with Penn State. On 1/5/2024, Meme Lord created a "Kaboom?" meme but instead stating if the moment was a "penn state whoo" moment, in which Skipper confirms it is. This meme is now sent whenever a Penn State Whoo moment is reported.
On 3/17/2020, Meme Lord and Sly Frog Fry drove out to visit and surprise Mike Kachowski and Brosama at their dorm, and they spent the day there. Mike Kachowski gave them a tour of the campus, the non-penn-staters being particularly confused about the presence of the Gurch (a church with a gigantic pride flag covering its front), and the overall melancholy, grey atmosphere of the entire campus. 
Some truly wild events took place at Penn State during Mike Kachowski/Brosama's tenure, most notoriously, just before their arrival, the school's students rioted when a coach who was doing some sussy with some uhhhh you know, was rightfully fired. In 2023, they rioted oncemore, one student even making an IED, when far-right speakers were invited to speak to a club of students (if it isn't clear by now, Penn State student's morals are quite murky). The school has also been host to groups of bizarre protestors. 
With events like these taking place every couple of months, and the campus itself being practically a warzone, it makes for quite the experience, and really drains the energy out of the memebers present there. Brosama does not dislike Penn State nearly as much as Mike Kachowski, but still at least recognizes the crazy amount of issues there as problematic. 
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