Star Blecch

"Star Blecch" is an american silent comedy film that is a parody of Star Trek. It is only a few minutes long.
It will be rated PG and will be distributed by Renfroe Films Ltd and "Paralyzed Pictures". 
== Plot ==
The film opens with text that says "A Paralyzed Picture presents" and the film's title bursts behind it. After the opening credits, the first scene starts with the USS Onion (Looks like the the ship from the original "Star Trek" franchise, but with rainbows coming out of it.) Shawn (Ethan Renfroe), Hazel (Mason Renfroe), and Captain Shock (A balloon with an epic smiley face on it) are on a mission to find a planet that is the farest away from earth. Suddenly, Shawn has to go to the bathroom, but is unable to find one. He asks the captain if there is a bathroom on the ship and the captain replies that it is downstairs. Shawn is sent downstairs and finally finds the bathroom (NOTE: There is no scene in the bathroom because if there was, it would be inappropriate for some audiences.) After showing text that says "One minute later..." It is back upstairs where Shawn is back from the bathroom. Captain Shock is then seeing an object that seems to be coming right towards the USS Onion and does not want to find out what it is. He turns the ship around and flies north of the galaxy, but then Hazel notices that the object is close to them. Just in time, the 3 characters climb into an escape pod and get out of the USS Onion. They then see the ship being destroyed by the object as the escape pod floats out into space. They land suddenly on the planet earth in the middle of a desert. One good thing is that the brought water so they can drink it while in the desert. Just then, a police car comes in and parks right by the dirty escape pod. As Shawn, Hazel, and Captain Shock are all arrested, the film concludes with text that reads "To not be continued" with no credits showing.
Category:Films
Category:2015 films
Category:Live Action
Category:Live-action films
Category:Parodies