British People Spearmen

== General Information ==
The British People Spearmen are two British royal guards who guard Buckingham Palace with their spears. They are often the only two guards at the gate, and have likely been the sole guards for a long time. They both have a large crush on each other which has been growing for some time. They are almost exclusively seen together, usually at work. They are acquainted with Napoleon, and act decently friendly towards him. 
== Background Information ==
The British People Spearmen served together alongside their Corporal, Napoleon, in the great war. It is unknown what they did after this time, but at some point they became royal guards. For some reason, they began only using spears for their new position. They have continued to hold this position to this day. At some point, they both started having feelings for one another, likely during the great war. As of yet, they have not acted on their love for one another.
== Appearance ==
The British People Spearmen both have large bearskin caps which conceal their eyes and upper face. One vaguely resembles the Foreman Pig from angry birds, having a short ginger mustache and large bulbous nose. The other looks generally British, being compared to this fish and having a smaller yet still round nose and long sideburns. They both carry large, cartoonish spears. They are both portrayed as being around the same height; slightly taller than Napoleon while slouching.
== Fun Facts ==
* The British People Spearmen's love for each other is based on the two royal guards from Undertale.
* The British People Spearmen originally came from a single line in a non-canon epilogue for Act 4. In the line, the guards were described as 'British People Spearmen'. They used their spears to block Bodil from entering the palace before Yannytord clears their confusion.
* The British People Spearmen appear in the unfinished Charlie Tuna Comic, in which Napoleon asks them for advice. Napoleon thinks they served with him during the Reddit war, but is mistaken. One of them mentions his father and is punched in the face.
** In this comic, they are edited into wojaks but I don't have the image right now so you'll have to trust me.
** This is also when they were given vague designs, and compared with a fish with human teeth and the foreman pig in their first appearance.
* Their designs are vaguely based on William Amogus Afton, a character for a planned DnD campaign that was never finished. Amogus has a large helmet which blocks his eyes and a large, bulbous nose.
Category:Background Characters
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