Brandonkind

Brandonkind (オウムの家族) is the race of generic white manchildren spread across the many incarnations of the big dawg himself, Brandon. Brandon is able to reincarnate through space and time, spreading fragments of his soul rather than his seed to reproduce. This results in very similar offspring, arguably clones, that differ through environmental influences and freak mutations and shit. Not all are aligned and see eye to eye, and some are even dangerous enemies wishing for nothing but chaos and destruction, total dickwads. Despite an inherent disconnect from the myriad Brandons throughout space-time, a Brandon is sometimes able to channel all of the knowledge and, on incredibly rare occasions the abilities, of all other Brandons. The Brandon must learn to remotely access the Autism Network to enter the Brandon State.
== Appearance ==
Brandons may have some slight variation between instances but overall they look like your everyday white guy. When the Autism becomes too much for a Brandon to contain within his vessel he may develop Cum-Brain Syndrome, which triggers a phenotype reaction with the subject's Brandon Cells and lead to white splotches on his face and hair, representing the semen of many mental meanderings. Their hair is generally a dreamy chestnut brown and their skin a light olive tone.
== Known Brandons ==
In Weskerocity canon there are several Brandons that have appeared throughout the ages.
* Brandon: believed to be the original instance of the species, how other Brandons formed from him is unknown
* Brandon Man: a cyborg created by Dr. Light to rescue the world from the robot menace
* Vanobi X: obscure lore character that the creators of Weskerocity have yet to touch upon in full
* Mooner Star: the hero of an ancient prophecy born to argue until the sky itself falls from orbit
* Brandonborn: another prophetic warrior (yawn), overpowered and fused with the soul of a dragon
* Brandon.exe: creepypasta taking the form of a computer virus
* Belly Button Picker Man: a popular superhero that picks his belly button
* Tabris: latest incarnation of Brandon, yet to be developed