History

== 18 billion BC - 1 billion BC ==
In 18494112765 BC, The Universe was created. Quarks, such as Muon, Charm Quark and Higgs were created. Along with some Galaxies, Planets, Stars, Galaxial Clusters and Galaxial Superclusters. Let's skip to when the sun was created because it would take a really long time to get to that part. What? You don't get it? There's literally like 10³⁰³ stars, or 1 to 10 Centillion stars, or 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars
Yeah that amount of stars, How could we mention everything?????? Now do you get it or not? 
Ok good, now anyways lets continue. So the sun was born. Yeah you may already know that but whatever. In this universe, The rocky planets were created firstly than the gas giants, so yes.
The dwarfs: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU 
Oh shut up idiots
Anyways life on Ganymede started, same with Earth. In Ganymede there was a weird type of fish that flew out of the moon. What!?!?!?, also it was heading to Earth
While in earth, the first things started to exist, like Sand, Water (liquid), Grass, Dirt and others.
Guess what! Grass is a living thing, there's Primordial Soup! (also a really fucking lot of animals in the ocean)
The sun is now a burning lazer
Ok not anymore
The first tetrapods stsrt existing. Also, they live above the sea! They are all alone up there tho. 
Let's skip all of the evolution stuff, because that's just too boring!
Ok so dinosaurs start existing and Theia kills everything by smashing into earth and creating a new planet called The moon. It was bigger than Earth in this timeline. (thats rough lol)
Earth is now a scorching magma world. Well, isn't that just great!
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