Taco

:Not to be confused with Taco from Inanimate Insanity.
Taco is an awesome food created by the Mexicans because Chuck Norris asked them to do so. UnAmericans like to put ketchup on them, which is GROSS, and Ortega Taco Sauce is way better on a taco. Besides being food that causes you to take the biggest dump of your life, Taco is also a sentient creature, and she's female. This sentience can happen if you combine a Taco with a radioactive substance like Uranium in a Crafting Table. To be honest, Taco is better known for competing on BFDI season 4.
==History==
Taco was born in Mexico (obviously), but later she LEGALLY crossed the US-Mexico Border like a normal person and competed with random objects to WIN a recording of BFDI first two seasons. Taco did pretty good until she got trapped inside a jawbreaker, which caused her dumbass teammates, especially Book, to accuse her of abandoning her team. Most members on Taco's team, including her sister Barf Bag, got revenge on Taco by abandoning her and joining Two's show instead of Four's.
==Trivia ==
*Taco has a boyfriend named Blocky.
*Despite being Mexican food, Taco doesn't have a Mexican accent. It makes no sense!
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