Gru

Gru is an unusual man, he often says he's good and does good things but does bad things after. He is currently keeping slaves also known as Minions and does awful things to them like feeding them sections of the Moon. He is a grand larcenist who seems to always be forgiven by the UnUnited Kingdom's government because he "rises the economy" or something like that. Gru's UnRank is precisely -821,481,630.001. 
==History==
Gru was Walkin down the street when two little gorls offered him candee. This is when he started to bond with them, and buy pet minions.
==Appearance==
Gru is a bald male with a fat body. He wears his scarf and suit on missions, but usually is in his hot tub naked.
==Trivia==
*Gru loves his minions, but hates them.
*Gru is ugLy
*Gru so evil, he turned yo mama into a minion. (not very evil)
*GRU LOVE GORL
*His UnRank is exactly -821481634
Category:UGLY
Category:Fat people
Category:Dudes
Category:Evil
Category:Good
Category:Awesome guys