We Are the Scorchies

"We Are the Scorchies" was a song sung by the Scorchies when they first met Henry Gordon Jago. (AUDIO: The Wax Princess) Jago called it brilliant and hired them on the spot. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies)
== Lyrics ==
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:We love to sing and entertain.
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:Some people think that we’re insane.
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:Listen in close as we sing our song.
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:And if you like it, sing along.
:We’re a parade of performing puppets,
:A riotous rabble, we’re all the rage.
:A troupe of talented terpsichoreans,
:Singing and skipping from stage to stage.
:We’ll sing, we’ll dance, we’ll jig, we’ll prance,
:For Mister Jago our favourite emcee.
:And if you  like the look of our act
:Then book us up for the New Regency.
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:All together, a motley crew.
:Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.
:Give us a chance to perform for you!
(AUDIO: The Wax Princess)
Category:Songs sung by the Scorchies