Muskles

The fifth episode of season 2. Enjoy!
==Script==
*Rack: Bye NH! I'm going to the dirt convention! I'll be back in a few days! US will babysit you in the meantime!
*(Rack leaves.)
*NH: Perfect! Now that the human is gone and our babysitter is occupied.....
*(Cut to US looking at herself in a mirror.)
*US: Why do you keep looking at me?
*(There's no response.)
*US: Stop copying me!
*(Again, there's no response.)
*US: That's it! Go away, stalker!
*(US punches the mirror; it breaks.)
*US: I showed him.
*(Cut back to NH.)
*NH: I can finally unveil my............latest invention!
*(Rig wakes up.)
*Rig: Manure pie please!
*NH: Rig! Where you even listening?!
*Rig: Sorry NH, but I already told you, when you talk like that, you make me sleepy...........
*NH: Fine. Long story short, I'm tired of being a string bean (turns into goo, then turns into normal), I could not possibly rule the world in my current state, so that's where my latest invention comes in! With one click of the button, I shall be muscular, powerful and unstoppable! (NH appears with moving pecs, muscles and a six pack, posing, then returning to normal.)
*Rig:............So how can I get toasty powers?!
*NH: Aw, I miss those.
*(NH looks at "Super Wolf" costume.)
*NH: Wait, Rig, don't press the button!
*Rig: Okie dokie! I'll just get some garbage to eat!
*(Rig leaves.)
*NH: Fine by me. Now, time to destroy this pitiful town and City Hall and I'll be mayor!
*(NH presses the button. Nothing happens.)
*NH: Come on you hunk of junk! I made you, and this is the thanks I get?!
*(NH keeps constantly pressing it, angrily, and still, nothing happens.)
*NH: Well that's just great!
*Rig: I'm back! There was some weird stuff in there like cheese, but I found manure! Ooh, what does that button do?
*NH: No Rig! Don't press it!
*(Rig presses it.)
*Rig: Kinda too late for that, don't you think?
*NH: Well, the joke's on you, 'cause it doesn't work!
*(The machine zaps Rig, making her muscular and tall.)
*Rig: Wow, I sure had a growth spurt!
*NH: Of course. Wait, If it works now, that means I can use it too!
*Rig: Uh oh, I feel heavy.
*(She falls on the machine, crushing it to pieces.)
*Rig: Oopsie daisy!
*NH: Ugh......... wait! I can use her to destroy the town and City Hall for me! This is deliciously perfect!
*Rig: Does it involve pie?
*NH: Let's just go.
*Rig: Okie dokie!
*(Rig gets up, breaking Rack's house. Rig grabs NH by her hand and keeps hurting him accidentally while she skips.)
*NH: (dazed): I think I lost my spleen.
*Rig: Ooh, I love those! They're so chewy and gooey!
*(Rig sees a store labeled "Petey Pete Peter's Pies".)
*Rig: PIE!
*NH: No, Rig! You need to destroy the entire town, not get pie!
*Rig: Well, I need my manure first so I can have the energy to destroy the townsy.
*NH: Ugh, fine!
*(Rig "gets" inside the store (by destroying it).)
*Rig: Hi, I'd like some manure pie!
*Cashier: You can have all the pie you want, just don't eat me!
*(The Cashier runs away.)
*Rig: Gee, I wonder what his problem was........... oh well.
*(Rig grabs all the pies and eats them like there's no tomorrow.)
*Rig: Wow, I could never eat this much pie! Thanks "muskles"!
*NH: "Muskles"? It's "muscles", Rig.
*Rig: Nooooooooo, it's "muskles".
*NH: How? It's pronounced "mus-les".
*Rig: No, "mus-kles".
*NH: Rig! It's "mus-cles"!
*Rig: Nooooooooooo........... you see, there's "M-U-S", meaning "Mus", right? So, then we have "C-L-E-S", meaning "Kles". So, it's "muskles". There's a C in there, and you gotta pronounce it.
*NH: Ugh, no! "M-U-S-C-L-E-S"! "Mus-cles"! That is the correct version!
*Rig: Oooh, are we in a spelling bee now? I'll spell antidisestablishmentarianism! "Q-R-0, B-5-L, N-100-3, RIG-SQUIRRELY-PIE!"
*NH: Ugh, forget it. Let's just destroy the town.
*Rig: PIZZA!
*(Rig sees a store labeled "Petey Pete Peter's Pizzeria.)
*NH: But Rig, you just at-.
*Rig: PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA!
*(Rig "gets" inside the store.)
*Rig: Hi, I'd like pizza with manure and piggies on it!
*Cashier: Get anything you want, just don't hurt me!
*(The Cashier runs away.)
*Rig: Gee, that guy seemed familiar........ oh well.
*(Rig eats all the pizza.)
*Rig: Mmm............
*NH: Cam we get back to our- well, my life already and do the mission?
*Rig: Wait, I missed on something?
*NH: Just destroy the city.
*Rig: Okie dokie arty chokey!
*NH: Ew, I hate that food. Anyway, let's contin-.
*Rig: PIGGIES!
*(Rig sees a store labeled Petey Pete Peter's Piggies.)
*NH: You have got to be kiddin-.
*Rig: PIGGGGGGGGGGIES!
*(Rig "gets" inside the store.)
*Rig: Herro! I'd like some piggies, and more piggies, and more piggies, and more piggies, and so many piggies that I'll explode!
*Cashier: Just take them all!
*(The Cashier runs away.)
*Cashier: Why do I own three stores with similar names, anyway?
*(Cut back to Rig and NH.)
*NH: Can we just get this over with?!
*Rig: Okie dokie!
*(A montage plays of Rig (accidentally) destroying buildings.)
*Rig: This is fun!
*NH: Yes! YES! My plan is coming to fruition! All you have to do is destroy City Hall!
*Rig: Aw, why?
*NH: Because the mayor is our enemy!
*Rig: But.............but...but.......... I like US!
*NH: I don't care! Just destroy it already!
*Rig: Poor US.......... Huh, I feel funny............
*(Rig starts getting smaller, eventually going back to the way she was.)
*Rig: (Huge burp): Excuse me.
*NH: (sarcastic): Of course, didn't see that coming.
*US: (running, realizing almost the whole town is destroyed): Whoa. Cool!
*(US keeps running.)
*(Cut to Rack.)
*Rack: Oh NH! I'm home! I got som-.
*(Rack realizes his house, half-way broken. It then perishes entirely.)
*(Rack says nothing, with a shocked wide-eyed expression.)
*(Cut back to NH and US.)
*NH: Well that was a pointless episode.
*Rig: Yep, but it was still fun having "muskles"!
*NH: Rig, "mus-cles".
*Rig: NH, "mus-kles".
*NH: (reading script, unenthusiastically): Okay Rig, you're right.
*THE END..........?
*(The credits roll.)
*NH: I'm glad that's over!
*US: I know, right? I only got a few lines!
*Rig: I don't know guys, I thought it was a great episode!
*NH: You think any episode that has you in it is great!
*Rig: What can I say? They're great!
*Rack: I'm getting tired of this show. I stopped caring after......what was the episode where we learned why I do stuff for US again?
*US: Does it matter? It's a good thing we get paid a lot of money!
*Rack: (reading credits): "Written by: Rackliffelikespurple and New Heathera." Alright, who's ghostwritin'? I wrote none of this!
*NH: I would never write any of this dreck.
*US: Yeah, right. You two always write these awful episodes. You're just embarrassed to admit it.
*NH: (reading credits): "Thanks: To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters." Yeah, I'm thankful that these episodes are short!
*Rack: How come I'm not thanked?
*US: Because you're a horrible actor. Besides, you actually want to be put in there?
*Rig: Guys, I think we're being a little too harsh.
*NH: Whose bright idea was it to introduce this imbecile anyway?
*US: Yours, genius.
*NH: Oh, so you wanna mess with me?! Because that can be arranged!
*Rack: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
*(US and NH are about to fight each other. The credits stop. People watching the show have shocked expressions.)
*Cameraman: Uh, guys, you're still on the air.
*US: Oh, now you tell us! Uh, I mean, we were only kidding, right guys?
*Rack: Uh, yeah! That was just to make the credits more interesting!
*NH: Whatever you say.
*Rig: Yeah! You know how funny we are, peoples!
*US: Hold on, I'm gonna teach a certain someone a lesson.
*(US pounds fist together and the camera breaks, showing static.)
*THE TRUE END.
==Credits==
===Starring===
*Rackliffelikespurple as Rack
*New Heathera as NH
*Utter solitude as US
*Rigbybestie1510 as Rig
*Cashier as Cashier
*Cameraman as Cameraman
===Writing===
*Written by: Rackliffelikespurple and New Heathera
===Thanks===
To New Heathera, Utter solitude and Rigbybestie1510 for being the inspirations to the corresponding characters.
==Other==
I like this one. I hope y'all liked the "ending".
Thanks for reading! :D
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