Onion

Onions are a vegetable that are usually purple, make people cry and have layers. We don't know why they make us cry, they just do. It could be UnAnything Logic, which you do NOT question! They taste either sweet or sour, soft or crisp, tangy or dripping with umami (which is a really dumb word!). 
Most people despise onions because they make them cry for no reason, so to combat this they often put it on the pizza, or they deep fry it until it's deep fried to perfection and crispy. Mmmmmmm..... Deep fried. Onions are so good like that many restaurants sell them and they are called Onion Rings. Get it? Because it's an onion, and it's ring-shaped. 
You can also use this to clean BBQs, leaving a hint of onion behind as well. Why these fatasses call them onions is out of control, that's just what stupid scientists want you to believe. Ogres are a lot like onions too, end of discussion! 
Category:Vegetables
Category:Food