The Plate/transcript

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== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: August 4, 2007
Episode Copyrighted: 2007
This episode is rated TV-Y7, this is a short episode.
Episode starts at nighttime at the Loud House, Lincoln is sleeping in his bed.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll show ya.
Lincoln Loud: Okay.
Screen cuts outside to the Loud House.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *goes outside*
SpongeBob SquarePants: So Lincoln, let's walk together.
Lincoln Loud: Good, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *walks together*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's go to the Krusty Krab to see Mr. Krabs.
Lincoln Loud: Good idea.
Slide transition, It is closing time at the Krusty Krab as customers walk out.
Mr. Krabs: Well, good night, folks. Come again. *flips the "Open" sign around to say "Closed"* Thought those deadbeats would never leave. Closin' time, SpongeBob and Lincoln.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *washes plates* There ya go, little buddy. Now everybody's all clean and ready for beddy-bye.
Mr. Krabs: *enters kitchen* Time to pack it in, Sponge- Bah! Wha?! *sees a spot on a plate*
SpongeBob SquarePants: All ready, Mr. Krabs. *takes my hairnet off* Just gotta clock out and…
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob and Lincoln, what's the meaning of this?
SpongeBob SquarePants and Lincoln Loud: *inspects the plate and then notices the spot, then screams* Spot, spot, spot!
Mr. Krabs: That's right, a spot. You know the rule. Nobody leaves work till…
Lincoln Loud: Till everything's ship-shape, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll get this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you're done.
Lincoln Loud: Lock up? Wait, Mr. Krabs. Don't you remember what happened last time you left us here alone? 
flashback to Krusty Krab on fire.
Mr. Krabs: Should've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, there's no-ho-ho chance of that happenin' again, right? Now, get to work.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aye-aye, sir.
Lincoln Loud: Good luck. La-la-la-la-la-la-la. *washes the plate but the spot is still on there*
SpongeBob SquarePants: You're a tough little guy, aren't ya?
Lincoln Loud: *tries to clean it some more, creating steam through friction, but it's still not coming off* This means war.
Cuts to Lincoln trying to use a jackhammer, but it fails.
Lincoln Loud: *falls to the floor and the overpowered jackhammer causes him to hit himself in the face repeatedly*
He is then seen using a baseball bat and bangs the plate with it, and then a chainsaw to get it off by banging it on the plate with the blade, but nothing's working.
Lincoln Loud: Wait here, please. *goes off and comes back riding a T-34 Tank, smashing through a safety poster featuring Mr. Krabs* Say good-night, dried on filth. Ready. Aim. Fire! *shoots a small pink sponge onto the plate then checks to see if the spot is gone and it's not.*
Lincoln Loud: *gets frustrated* Dang it! That is the last straw! I want you to remember... *cries* You made me do this.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, let me help ya. *spits on it and tries to rub it out but nothing happens*
All of his attempts were fruitless.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Naaah!
Lincoln Loud: *gets determined* I got to finish this, SpongeBob.
Slide transition to SpongeBob and Lincoln in an army-like outfit.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Alright, Lincoln it's your latest invention.
Lincoln Loud: *to the viewers, speaks with an accent* I'm afraid this is the last time we'll be meeting like this, my friend. Behold, allow us to introduce you to Lincoln Loud's SpotMasterInator 6000 with SpongeBob SquarePants. *points to the SpotMasterInator 6000 behind me and SpongeBob, which is a bizarre-looking cannon with a small microwave on top*
Notice, the microwave-powered laser particle beam.
Lincoln Loud: Notice, the laser-guided high pressure water cannon. And notice, the little surprise I installed just for you. *offscreen, narrates* A specially woven metal alloy ingeniously combined with state of the art cleansing materials.
Soap, mop, bucket, and other materials are combined with it.
Lincoln Loud: I call it... *pushes a button to show a ball of steel wool* Steel Wool! And it comes with…
A laser pops out of the wool ball.
Lincoln Loud: A laser! Any last words? *puts my ear near the plate* Mmm... I thought not.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *puts on goggles* Lincoln, you can turn it on, now.
Lincoln Loud: Got it, SpongeBob *jumps into the seat and puts on goggles* Power up! *turns on a switch on the control panel for the microwave-powered laser-particle beam*
The microwave turns on, with a Krabby Patty rotating inside of it. A green laser is fired on the spot.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Water cannon?
Lincoln Loud: Water cannon... on! *turns it on, a blast of water is shooting at the plate* No effect.
SpongeBob SquarePants: The steel wool?
Lincoln Loud: Steel wool laser... on! *turns it on*
As the Krusty Krab shakes, lights are shining out of it and Mr. Krabs can see it from his home.
The scene cuts to Mr Krabs' house.
Mr. Krabs: Hmmm... strange vortex in the west. Well, it's probably got nothing to do with SpongeBob and Lincoln. *walks away*
The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab.
Lincoln Loud: Ok SpongeBob, you asked for it. It may end life as we know it, but I am crossing the beams! *crosses the beams*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, how much power?
Lincoln Loud: More power! *does so, and it sends out 'sound'-like waves through the air, causing everything to look like it's wiggling*
The scene cuts back to Mr. Krabs' house.
Mr. Krabs: *checks out my window* Spontaneous molecular distortion, hmm? I guess I better go see what the lad's up to.
The scene cuts back to the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How much power?
Lincoln Loud: More power!
The scene cuts outside the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: *sees a bunch of lasers and fireworks coming from the Krusty Krab* Oh, boy, this doesn’t look good.
The scene cuts back inside the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: How much power?
Lincoln Loud: MORE POWER!
The scene cuts back outside the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: Let's see what they're done this time. *puts the key in the lock*
The scene cuts back inside the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Now how much power?
Lincoln Loud: MAXIMUM POWER! AHHHHH! *pushes on maximum power*
A huge blast wrecks the restaurant and a film of live action atomic bomb exploding, which is actually a clip from Operation Crossroad, occurs. We now see the restaurant completely destroyed and then the Spot-Master-Inator 6000 disintegrates.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, this time you've done it, boys. What've you got to say for yourselves?
Lincoln Loud: *shows Mr. Krabs the clean plate* The platter's all clean, Mr. Krabs.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's all clean.
Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'll clean your platter! *chases SpongeBob and Lincoln around the ruins of the restaurant* Come here, you!
*It says “THE END” Episode ends*
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