"Your Mom" Jokes

Here's a list of "Yo Mama" jokes. :)
*The Earth used to be flat, until they buried yo mama.
*Yo mama's like a bowling ball; she gets picked up, fingered and thrown into the gutter, and you know what? She just keeps coming back for more.
*Yo mama's like a brick; she's dirty, flat on both sides and always get laid by Mexicans.
*Yo mama's like a door; I banged her all night.
*Yo mama's like a hardware store; 5 cents a bolt, 10 cents a screw.
*Yo mama's like a Nascar Driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day.
*Yo mama's like McDonald's, "Serving Millions."
*Yo mama's like Pizza Hut; if it's not there in 30 Minutes, it's free.
*Yo mama's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
* Yo mama's so fat, she confused Jupiter for a jawbreaker.
*Yo mama's so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed.
*Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
*Yo mama’s so fat, she steps on a scale and it’s all like, “one at a time, please.”
*Yo mama's so fat, she steps on a scale and it's all like, "to be continued".
* Yo mama's so fat, her wedding ring was the solar system's astroid belt.
*Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes swimming, she gets mistaken for Africa.
*Yo mama's so fat, she causes earthquakes whenever she takes a step.
*Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.
*Yo mama's so fat, she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals.
*Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and king sized skittles popped out.
*Yo mama's so fat, she has her own field of gravity.
*Yo mama’s so fat, she wakes up in sections.
*Yo mama's so fat, she jumped off a diving board and went to hell!
*Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
*Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
*Yo mama's so fat that the only thing stopping her from getting into McDonald's is the doors.
*Yo mama's so fat that when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck.
*Yo mama's so fat that when she was a spy, her codename was Double-0bese.
*Yo mama's so old, she dreams in black and white.
*Yo mama's so old, she got a separate entrance for black dick.
*Yo mama's so old that dinosaurs studied her.
*Yo mama's so old that when she was a child, the rainbow was still black and white.
*Yo mama's so poor, people only rob her house for practice.
*Yo mama's so nasty, she pours ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
*Yo mama’s so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio.
*Yo mama's so stupid that she voted for Bush, when he was out of office for good.
*Yo mama’s so stupid that when you stand next to her, you hear the ocean.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she bought concert tickets to XBox Live.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she didn't know when 9/11 was.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a COVID-19 test.
*Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
*Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
*Yo mama’s so stupid she tripped over a wireless phoneline.
*Yo mama's so ugly, her dildo needs Viagra.
* Yo mama's so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
*Yo mama's so ugly, she makes blind people cry.
*Yo mama’s so ugly, she stuck her head out of a window and got arrested for indecent exposure.
*Yo mama's so ugly that whenever she tries to take a bath, the water gets scared and jumps out.
*Yo mama's so ugly that when she goes to the dentist, they make her lie face-down.
*You might be a Red Neck if yo mama has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
Category:Morphopedia
Category:Humour
Category:TV Reference