THE FIRST INFANTRY DIVISION WERE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS ! ! !

== The First American Infantry Division Left Behind A Massively Undefended National Border ==
I Don't Mean Disrespect By This Statement I Simply Am Telling You The Truth About Both World Wars And How The United States Was Planned Many Years In Advance To Collapse We Learned From Their Mistake And Did Not Leave An Undefended National Border Like They Did After The Pearl Harbor Incident 
== Purging The Island of Democrats ==
Instead of Being Foolish And Attempting To Siege Back Our Homeland We Instead Retook Fort Zancudo And Established The Boilingbroke Asylum To Relocate American Refugees And Asylum Seekers To During The War On Terror Back In America The Aishi Family Aboard The Dignity Rammed The USS Barrack Obama Off The Glen Canyon Dam Where It's Crew Burned Alive In Nuclear Fire While Back Home Dignity Village Was Later Established To House Even More American Refugees And Asylum Seekers As The War On Terror Was Vastly Proving To Be A War On Christians As More And More Refugees And Asylum Seekers Were Arriving On The Island Los Santos Was Established To House All These People The Entire Island Once A Jungle Was Being Stripped of It's Natural Resources Faster Then They Could Be Replenished Naturally Forcing Us To Turn To The Oceans For The Much Needed Natural Resources Much of The Island Became A Desert With Very Little Fertile Land As A Result We Knew These Interlopers Were Sleeper Agents But Due To The Internet We Were Cut Off From Our Homeland So We Offered To Bring As Many As We Could Home With Us Because Our Enemy Was Holding Public Office At The Time Once Again The Dignity Managed To Successfully Evacuate Many American Refugees And Asylum Seekers As The War On Terror Was Vastly Overwhelming The Christian Church In What Could Be Defined As A Modern Crusade Against Christians And As Confirmed In Your GTA V The Dignity Is Still Operational And Capable of Evacuating Even More American Refugees And Asylum Seekers Because We Know Our Enemy Don't Care About The Republic
== Lesbian Republic ==
Only Women Are Eligible To Run For The Office of President On San Andreas But The Voting System Remains The Same And Still Counts When The Majority Vote Is Won By The Lesbian Candidate Whom Represents Her Political Group All Political Parties On San Andreas Are Therefore Led By A Woman Whom of Which Is A Self-Proclaimed or Alleged Lesbian This Makes America Look Bad Internationally Because Lesbian Republic Is Literal On This Wikia And The Whole World Reacted Because Tanisha Jackson Is Literally The Current President of San Andreas And Everyone Internationally Had Nothing To Say About That In Their Respective Fake Media Because This Is Not America This Is San Andreas In The Bermuda Triangle Everything From The Jewel Store Job To The Big One All Planned And Commissioned By Tanisha Jackson To Establish Something Called A Lesbian Republic In The Bermuda Triangle On The Uncharted Island of San Andreas
== Devin Weston Was In Way Over His Head ==
This Is Not America Anymore This Is San Andreas And This Island Is Located In The Bermuda Triangle Where Many American Battleships Find Themselves Sinking Before They Can Find The Island of San Andreas Unlike America Our National Borders Are Broadly Defined As A Triangle And Lesbian Love Triangles Can Be Fun Sometimes 
== The Aishi Family ==
So Many Plot Holes In The Grand Theft Auto Franchise And Endless Continuity Errors Where Does That Leave The Aishi Family Well Your Guess Is As Good As Mine Considering I'm Only A Senpai In All This Continuity Failure Another Island In Another GTA Game Needed Another Backstory GTA V Was Only The Backstory For A Pending GTA Online Everything Was Planned To Collapse And Collapsed When Crickets Were In The Background For The Next Protagonist That In Itself Is Funny 
== Thankfully There's No Need For A GTA VI ==
Once The Video Game Industry Catches Up With The Actual Defined Genre In Which All Video Games Belong One Will Understand Why There's No Need For A GTA VI When There's Already Five GTA Titles That Need To All Fit Into The Yandere Genre For "M" Rated Reasons All Give GTA Games Are A Yandere Simulator Where The Game Has No Defined Goals Outside Endless Elimination Methods A Yandere Simulator Every GTA Is To The Extreme Hell Yeah I Play Yandere Simulator To The Extreme 
== This Is Not High School Anymore ==
Senpai Is In GTA V But You Would Not Understand Where And Why Because You Don't Know Me And Why I Am Senpai What I Never Expected Was President Jackson's Mobile Operations To Encompass The Entire Island Bringing Back The Three Well Known Bank Robbers Including The SWAT Commander Whom Crashed An Annihilator Back In North Yankton Trevor HOLY $hit You Survived That Incident Everyone On The Island Knows That You Took Out That Fucker Devin Weston Do You Know Your Now The New Commander of Merryweather Devin Weston Was Never VERY Popular On This Island You Know If You Ever Need Someone To Drop An IBM Jammer I'm Your Senpai For That So Far Not One IBM Compatible Computer Has Been Able To Survive That IBM Jammer What I Developed Is Unstoppable And Best of All It's Fully Patented By Ifruit That Means Goodbye IBM Compatibility You Won't Be Myst I Don't Think Even Alienware Is No Exception To The IBM Giant That's Gonna Go AWOL When Ifruit Introduces The New IBM Jammers These Fuckers Will Knock 4G Back Into The Stone Age With A 3G Incompatibility FUCK YA Like A Yandere Simulator GTA Has Always Been And Always Will Remain 
== I've Uploaded The IBM Jammer To Your Phone Trevor Just Dial 1-999-367-3767 That Is 1-999-EMP DROP Will Knock Out Every Infidel Using An IBM Compatible Computer Network ==
== Black Smartphones ==
== Senpai May Not Be Featured In The GTA V Storyline For Obvious Reasons However He's There Mostly Developing Firmware For Ifruit ==
I Seen Micheal At The Life Invader Office I Had No Idea However That He Was Doing Mobile Operations For President Jackson Do You Know That Jay Norris Fucker Was Another Cicada From Panem Fuck The Cicadas And Their Project At Eden's Gate I'm Loyal To The Aishi Family Now And I Could Care Less What Happens Back In Panem Tell Franklin I Said Hi And That I'm 100% Endorse President Jackson She's Making America Greater Then It Has Ever Been In The Past It's About Time Something Was Done About The Cicada Interlopers From Panem 
== Not As Cold As The Bermuda Triangle At Night ==
== Most Outsiders Can't Navigate Without A Compass Like We Can On San Andreas Most of Us Don't Even Know How To Use A Compass Anyway ==
The Moon And The Sun Are Not Always Reliable For Finding Direction Because The Sun And Moon Are Not Persistent In Location In The Sky On Every Planet Center of Mass However Is Persistent Everywhere There's Gravity And As Such Most of Us On San Andreas Make Use of Inertial Navigation Systems That Measure Direction From A Planetary Center of Mass Allowing Us To Travel Anywhere On Any Planet In The Universe Using Inertial Scanners That Track The Center of Mass In Real Time And Produce A 3D Globe Based On The Center of Mass Relative To The Planetary Surface Inertial Scanners Update Every Seven Seconds Tracking The Position of A Vessel Along The Surface of A Planet Allowing For Real Time Waypoint Navigation And Mapping of A Planetary Surface Regardless of Land Sky or Sea Inertial Navigation Ensures That Every Destination Can Be Reached With Sufficient Effort While A 3D Globe Simply Serves As The Map Not All Locations On Any Planet Have Been Fully Explored The 3D Globe Is Merely The Means of Accurately Navigating The Oceans In Real Time With As Little Error As Possible And Different Planets Have Different 3D Globes Not All of Them Have The Same Bioregions