Annoying Orange: Random Cuts 02/Transcript

(The curtain opens and the title shows, "Annoying Orange presents" and the knife sliced the title and the other title says, "Random Cuts.")
(Random Cut #1)
Almond 1: Don't jump!
Peanut: You have so much to live for!
(Walnut jumps off and the crowd screams)
Peanut: Ah!
(Wings suddenly pop out of Walnut and the crowd boos)
Walnut: Haha! Suckers!
Almond 1: (groans) Stupid wingnuts!
(Random Cut #2)
Alarm Clock 1: Gimme! Gimme!
Alarm Clock 2: Grandpa, he hit me with his big hand.
Grandfather Clock: That's it. You're both getting a time out.
(Random Cut #3)
Miranda: John, I don't want you to get angry, but... I've met someone new.
John: I suspected as much for months, Miranda. Tell me. What type of bagel is he?
Miranda: He's not a bagel, John. He's... He's a donut.
John: It's just sprinkles, baby. He doesn't love you!
Miranda: Oh, John...
John: It's just sprinkles!
(Random Cut #4)
Singer: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turnips! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turnips! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turnips! High in vitamins A & K. Rutabega!
Pumpkin: Yeah, The network's gonna have to cancel your show.
Turnips (groan in disappointment): Aw, man!
Donatello the Turnip: Cowabunga!
Leonardo the Turnip: No! Not cowabunga, Donatello.
(Random Cut #5)
​​​​​Carrot: So uh, what's the deal here. Is this thing like buffet style, or should we wait to be served, or, or what?
Cooked Turkey: (sighs) Can you not read? A LA CARTA!!!
(Cooked Turkey kicks Carrot down to the bottomless pit and Carrot screams in slo-mo)
(Random Cut #6)
Potato 1: Potato.
Potato 2: Po-tah-to.
Potato 1: Potato.
Potato 2: Po-tah-to.
Potato 3: Potateh.
Potato 1: Shut up, Jeff.
Jeff: Haaaa.......
(Random Cut #7)
Orange Bell Pepper: We're being downed! This food fight isn't gonna end anytime soon, soldiers!
Brussel Sprout: Oh have you like thought about, Giving peas a chance?
Orange Bell Pepper: Huh, Can't say that I did. Peas! Get out there and fight!
(The peas then come out of the bunker and start charging, but before they can fight, they died after a bomb exploded on them)
Orange Bell Pepper: Way to go, Hippie!
(Random Cut #8)
Lettuce Tour Guide: Welcome to Digestive Systems, Egypt. Over there, you can see the Bile River. If you look closely at the Great Food Pyramids, you'll notice some esaumoglyphs scrawled on the side.
Tomato: What's that weird-looking thing over there?
(Cut to what appears to be a Sphinx, making smooching noises.)
Lettuce Tour Guide: Oh, that's the Sphinxter.
Tomato: Oh?
(We see the Sphinxter again, still making smooching noises.)
Tomato: Oh.
Lettuce Tour Guide: You do not want to go there.
(Episode ends)
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