夜咄ディセイブ (Yobanashi Deceive)

==Lyrics==
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Lyrics =
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
嘘をつくのは得意なんだ 	uso o tsuku no wa tokui nanda 	"Lying is my forte, you know?"
でも、本音は少し苦手でさ 	demo, honne wa sukoshi nigate de sa 	"But I'm not so good at being honest..."
可笑しいね、いつだって 	okashii ne, itsu datte sa 	"It's kinda funny, actually..."
本当の咄が、一番嘘臭いんだよ 	hontou no hanashi ga, ichiban uso kusai nda yo 	"My truest tales sound the most false!"
 	 	
ビバップな浮遊感 夜が次第に乱反射して 	bibappu na fuyuukan yoru ga shidai ni ranhansha shite 	A floating, bebop sensation, as the night diffuses my reflection
ツービートで光って たまには愚痴っちゃって良いかな 	tsuubiito de hikatte tama ni wa guchicchatte ii kana 	Shining with the two-beat - I guess I can complain sometimes, huh?
ねぇ、ちょっと話そうか 馬鹿な自傷症性なんだけど、 	nee, chotto hanasou ka baka na jishoushou shou nanda kedo, 	Hey, can I talk for a bit? It's about some stupid, hurtful habits,
もうなんか収まらない ネタ話だって体で一つどう? 	mou nanka osamaranai netabanashi datte tei de hitotsu dou? 	But I can't keep still anymore - it's just a short tale; you up for one?
 	 	
じゃあ、ちょっと喋ろうか。 僕の非凡でいて妙なとこ 	jaa, chotto shaberou ka boku no heibon de ite, myou na toko 	Well, I guess I'll get talking. There's something unique, unusual about me;
平凡を装った 僕がずっと悩んでいる事 	heibon o yosotta boku ga zutto nayande iru koto 	I've disguised it as common, but it's always troubled me
十年は経ちそうな ある日『怪物』の声がして 	juunen wa tachisou na aru hi "kaibutsu" no koe ga shite 	One day - feels like it's been ten years now - a "monster" spoke to me,
心臓を飲み込んだ 『嘘をつき続けろ』ってさ 	shinzou o nomikonda "uso o tsuki tsuzukero" tte sa 	Gulped down my heart, and said "Keep on lying!"
 	 	
それ以来、僕は嘘つきで騙せない人や物も無くなって 	sore irai, boku wa usotsuki de damasenai hito ya mono mo nakunatte 	Since then, I've been a true liar, nothing and no one I couldn't fool
『怪物』に成り果てちゃってさ 	"kaibutsu" ni narihatechatte sa 	I guess I've been reduced to a "monster"...
・・あぁ、ごめんね 泣かないで！ 全部法螺話だよ？ 	..aa gomen ne! nakanaide! zenbu horabanashi da yo? 	..Hey, sorry! Don't cry, now! It's all just a tall tale, okay?
 	 	
オーマイダーティ！なんて醜態！僕は誤摩化す 	oo mai daatii! nante shuutai! boku wa gomakasu 	Oh my, dirty! So disgraceful! I falsify it all;
なんて言ったってこの本心は不気味じゃない？ 	nante itta tte kono honshin wa bukimi ja nai? 	So I say - but doesn't this truth seem a little uncanny?
偽ってそっぽ向いて嘘を重ねて 	itsuwatte, soppo muite, uso o kasanete 	I'm deceiving, turn the other way as the lies pile on;
僕は今日もまた徒然、嘲笑う 	boku wa kyou mo mata, tsurezure, azawarau 	Once again, I sneer at the tedium...
 	 	
ビバップ、消えそうな　夜が嫌いそうな少女にも 	bibappu, kiesou na yoru ga kiraisou na shoujo ni mo 	Bebop - could vanish any moment, a girl who seems to hate night;
ツービート、泣きそうな　嘘が嫌いな青少年にも 	tsuubiito nakisou na uso ga kirai na seishounen ni mo 	Two-beat - could cry in a second, a youth who hates lies
そう、もう同じ様に　ちゃちな「理想」がインプットして 	sou, mou onaji you ni chachi na "risou" ga inputto shite 	Yes, much the same way, they had input their petty "ideals,"
心臓を飲み込んだ　それ以来気づいたんだ、僕らは 	shinzou o nomikonda sore irai kizuita nda, bokura wa 	And their hearts were gulped, and afterward, they noticed...
 	 	
単純に理想叶ったとして　一人ぼっちじゃこの世は生きていけない 	tanjun ni risou kanatta to shite, hitoribocchi ja kono yo wa ikite ikenai 	We simply had our wishes granted, so there's no way we can live alone in our world
それも嘘？いやいや、本心だよ？ 	sore mo uso? iya iya, honshin da yo? 	Is that a lie? No way, I'm serious, okay?
崩れそうな脳が『No』で満ち満ちていく 	kuzuresou na nou ga "No" ga michi michite iku 	My crumbling mind fills with "no"...
 	 	
オーマイダーティ！もっと聴いて！僕の心を　我が儘をこの嘘を本物を 	oo mai daatii! motto kiite! boku no kokoro o wagamama o, kono uso o, honmono o 	Oh my, dirty! Listen closely! Listen to my heart; To my ego, to these lies, and to my truths...
「寂しいよ」なんて言った　僕は変わらない　ニヤけそうな程、常々呆れてる 	"samishii yo" nante itta boku wa kawaranai niyake sou na hodo, tsunezune akireteru	Go and say it's lonely, it won't change me; I'm always a surpriser, making jaws drop...
 	 	
オーマイダーティー！もう嫌いだ！ほら、聴かせてよ 	oo mai daatii! mou kirai da! hora kikasete yo 	Oh my, dirty! How I hate it! Come on, listen to me!
呆れちゃう様な　僕なんて もう　救えない？ 	akirechau you na boku nante mou sukuenai? 	You look surprised, but I can't be saved, alright?
『問題ないぜ』なんて言って君は変わらない 	"mondai nai ze" nante itte kimi wa kawaranai 	Just say "Ain't no problem"? Ah, you never change
「あぁ、ミスっちゃった」また不気味な僕に、常々溺れていく 	"aa, misuchatta" mata, bukimi na boku ni, tsunezune oborete iku 	"Whoops, I screwed up..." As always, I'm drowning in my uncanny self...
 	 	
あぁ、ちょっと喋りすぎちゃったね 	aa, chotto shaberisugichatta ne 	"Ahh, maybe I went on a little too long..."
まぁ、ただの「法螺話」だからさ 	maa, tada no "horabanashi" dakara sa 	"But hey, like I said, it's just a tall tale."
それじゃあ今日はこの辺で 	sore ja kyou wa kono hen de 	"Well, that's where I'll stop for today..."
次に合図が鳴ったときは 	tsugi ni aizu ga natta toki wa 	"Next time you hear the signal..."
もっと不思議な咄をするよ 	motto fushigi na hanashi o suru yo 	"I'll tell you an even stranger tale!"
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==Discography==
This song was featured on the following albums:
*メカクシティレコーズ (MEKAKUCITY RECORDS) (album)
*MEKAKUCITY V'S
A cover of this song was featured on the following album:
*Vivid BAD SQUAD SEKAI ALBUM vol.1 (album)
==External Links==
===Unofficial===
*Hatsune Miku Wiki
*Niconicopedia
*Kagerou Project Wiki Page
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