Brandon Melendez

"It's like 'fuck you, dude'." - Melendez about Jens and overtraining before his Maynard fight.
"I don't know why he didn't shoot in. He's a black-belt. He should have." - Melendez after defeating Wang by decision on episode four.
"I've pulled anal beads out of my own ass" - Brandon, apparently. O.o
"I would like to be a flying monkey in my next life" - Brandon