Twickers

Celia, or "Twickers" (a conflation of "Old Tweed Knickers") as she was known, was the secretary for Brendon Public School in the 1990s. 
== Biography ==
Celia became concerned about the Brigadier's health when he slept continuously for three days.
Later, when the Brigadier was nearly run down by a black Porsche with dark-tinted windows, Celia used her trusty cream Triumph Herald to drive the Porsche off the road straight into a tree. However, the car's mysterious driver — possibly Captain Douglas Cavendish, possibly not — escaped. (PROSE: Downtime)
== Behind the scenes ==
* Marc Platt's novelisation of Downtime does not identify Celia with a surname.
Category:20th century individuals
Category:Human secretaries
Category:Brendon Public School staff