Driving Exam/transcript

== Transcript ==
Episode Aired: January 27, 1996
Episode Copyrighted: 1995
This episode is rated TV-Y7.
At school, day. Lincoln, SpongeBob and their schoolmates are in home economics with Mrs. Puff teaching them.
Mrs. Puff: Okay, class. We've completed our cleaning portion of home.
It shows the entire classroom sparkles around everything.
Mrs. Puff: Now, we're gonna move on to something new.
Lincoln Loud: *with my fingers crossed* Please be cooking. Please be cooking.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *raises my hand* Oh, me too.
Mrs. Puff: We're gonna do our driving exams.
Lincoln Loud: *aggravated* Dang it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, Barnacles!
Mrs. Puff: And that is why we are still having school this morning.
Student: *sits at desk; leans head on hand* I still don't get why we're forced to come out in these conditions. Why couldn't we just stay home and sleep?
Mrs. Puff: *to myself* No one listens to my lectures anymore. *to others* Anyways, since we have class today, we are not going to waste anytime. Get your coats on, students. We're going outside for our driving tests. *groans fill the room* I'm aware it is cold, but we're going to have to all brave through it. *looks at SpongeBob and Lincoln* Hopefully.
Scene cuts to The Loud House, upstairs in her room, Leni using her sewing machine to make a shirt, she pauses for a moment and stops sewing.
Leni Loud: I felt a great disturbance that a freckled, short, and cute boy with white hair that is in a peril of something fashion related, and is suddenly challenged.
Downstairs, SpongeBob and Lincoln are watching the fashion channel while they're taking some notes.
Female Voice: On the fashion channel, to choose a fabric is to choose a favorite pattern.
Lincoln Loud: Okay, got it.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Whooo!
Leni stops sewing and walks downstairs to the living room. She sees her best friend and younger brother on the couch.
Leni Loud: Hi, Linky and Spongy!
Lincoln Loud: Oh, hey, Leni!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, what are you watching?
Leni Loud: *walks to the couch and sits next to Lincoln and SpongeBob* Why are you guys watching the fashion channel?
Lincoln Loud: Well, in home ec, our teacher is making us do a fashion in patterns that is worth 15% of our final grade and it's due in a week.
SpongeBob SquarePants: And driving exam.
Leni Loud: Oh, a fashion line and driving exam! That's totes amazing!
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, it's just, I dunno anything about fashion and driving exam.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, we're learning about Mrs. Puff for driving exam.
Leni Loud: Oh, that's a major bummer.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, it is.
Leni Loud: Hey, I know a lot about patterns, best brother ever. I can give you some pointers.
Lincoln Loud: Huh. we see all of that fabric in your room.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh.
Leni Loud: Tell you what, how about I can help you with your fashion line?
Lincoln Loud: Really? You'll help?
Leni Loud: *rubs SpongeBob and Lincoln's head* Of course I'll help, silly. It's what families do to each other. *pokes SpongeBob's nose* Boop. *pokes Lincoln's nose* Boop.
Lincoln Loud: Wow, thanks, Leni. I hope Mrs. Puff doesn't put our home for driving exam.
Leni Loud: *squeals, excited* Eeee! I love Mrs. Puff! She's used to be my favorite teacher! I saw my Mom and Dad.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, you did see them.
Lincoln Loud: Is that so?
Leni Loud: Give me a minute, Spongy and Linky. *steps off of the couch and runs upstairs to my room, then comes back with a scrapbook.
Lincoln Loud: Is that our scrapbook?
Leni Loud: Uh huh.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yes, Leni.
Leni Loud: *opens the scrapbook*
She's flipping through the pages to find an old photo of Leni, she's like SpongeBob and Lincoln's age 11 and 13 are different. It shows a gym that is well decorated.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Look, it’s us!
Leni Loud: Mrs. Puff was so fond of my fashion driving skills, that she made my decorations the gym for a school dance. I’m learning how to drive for Miss Daredevil.
Lincoln Loud: Well, you are the family's official party planner.
Leni Loud: Yeah, and I'm planning your surprise birthday party next. *shuts myself up*
Lincoln Loud: *headpalms*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Of course you did, girl.
Leni Loud: Sorry about that.
Lincoln Loud: No worries, you're fine.
Leni Loud: Oh, let me clear up my schedule for the day. *picks up something* Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete. All done!
Lincoln Loud: *gets annoyed* Leni, um, two things. 1) you picked up the TV remote.
It shows Leni with the TV remote in her hands, she tosses it away.
Lincoln Loud: And 2) you just deleted all of our recordings of "Operation Dessert Storm".
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, you deleted all "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" episodes.
Leni Loud: *laughs* Sorry, Spongy and Linky.
Lincoln Loud: It’s alright.
SpongeBob SquarePants: We’ll just record all episodes again.
Leni Loud: I said I was sorry.
Lincoln Loud: Can we just get on to what do we do?
Leni Loud: Sure, best boyfriend! Okay, step one: choosing a favorite pattern!
Lincoln Loud: I never thought I said this, but, "let's make some dresses"!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh?
Leni Loud: At your service! Come on! *grabs SpongeBob and Lincoln's hand and takes them upstairs to my room*
Lynn Loud Jr. and White Rectangle: *enters the scene by walking past the couch, then notices the TV*
Male Announcer: Now it’s time for “Extreme Basketball”!
Lynn Loud Jr.: *jumps on the couch and gets excited* Aw yeah! Let's see who'd get dunked on this time!
White Rectangle: *gets excited* Oh yeah!
Scene cuts to Mrs. Puff, standing with a clipboard before her students; a cement boating track lies behind her. Mr. Bump and Miss Daredevil are having a fight at Boating School.
Mr. Bump: Hey, Miss Daredevil, I know every part of the car. After all, I'm the mechanic. So let me ride in the driving test with SpongeBob, Lincoln and Leni.
Little Miss Daredevil: Oh, no! I know every part of the car just as well as you do.
Mr. Bump I'm able to change tires fast and make all the repairs. Those jobs are much too tough for a girl.
Little Miss Daredevil: Is that so?! Listen, Mr. Bump. I can do everything in the driving exam that you can do.
Mr. Bump: But this is the most important driving test we've ever been in! Let me ride!
Little Miss Daredevil: No, I'm going to be the assistant.
Mr. Bump: But this driving test will be tough for a girl.
Little Miss Daredevil: I can be tough if I have to.
Mr. Bump: Get out!
Little Miss Daredevil: No!
Mr. Bump: I'm riding!
Little Miss Daredevil: *gasps* Put me down!
Lincoln Loud: Mr. Bump, cut it out! The other driving tests are getting into position.
Both: *gasps*
Lincoln Loud: This should be some driving test cause any kind of car can be in it.
Little Miss Daredevil: That's right, cars from everywhere in the world.
Mr. Bump: And all kinds of drivers, too! It's gonna be dangerous!
Mrs. Puff: Alright, students. I believe I have graded all of you, and we can now go back inside and heat up.
Leni Loud: *raises my arm, and rest of body cannot be seen in student crowd* Ooo! Ooo ooo ooo! Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Ooo ooo!
Mrs. Puff: *snaps pen* What?!
Leni Loud: *scootches through crowd* I haven't taken my driving exam yet.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, would you just...?! *sighs* I don't get enough sleep for this. Let's get this thing over with. *walks toward car; sits in passenger seat; closes door*
Leni Loud: *sits in driver's seat and straps on seat belt* I'm ready to succeed, Mrs. Puff!
Mrs. Puff: We'll see about that, Leni. Just start the car and do your...
Leni Loud: ...Best?! Totes as always! *starts driving; slams foot on pedal and zips down the track*
Mrs. Puff: *quietly fakes a scream* Aaaaah.
Leni Loud: *crashes through many obstacles, including a tire swing, several miniature building models, road signs, and cardboard pedestrians*
Mrs. Puff: *writes on clipboard* Beware of the Ramp of Roughness.
Leni Loud: *drives onto a wooden ramp with many ascending angles and descending angles*
The car is launched into the air.
Mrs. Puff: Beware of the Hoop of Hurt.
Little Miss Calamity: Gah! Oh my! What a Calamity!
The car crashes down onto a flaming hoop, suspended by a pole; Leni's vision is now obscured by the hoop in her face.
Mrs. Puff: And finally, perpendicular park here.
Leni feverishly steers the car left and right; her car her the curb, and is launched into the lighthouse; the car strikes the lamp, causing it to shatter; the car falls and lands on the cement ground, dismembered on impact.
Leni Loud: *gets out of car wobbly* Hey, Mrs. Puff, did I pass?
Mrs. Puff: No. You did not. You failed again, Leni.
Leni Loud: Oh, dang fashions! *grabs form*
Mrs. Puff: *writes on clipboard* Face it, Leni. You fail the same test over and over again. With any luck, there will come a day where you will finally pass, and I am feverishly waiting for that day!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, did you fail your test?
Leni Loud: *sniffs* Yeah it's okay, Lincoln. It was my fault I failed my driving test.
Lincoln Loud: Don't give up Leni, you can do better with Mrs. Puff.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Make sure to pass this test.
Little Miss Daredevil: I'm sorry, Leni. Do better with Mrs. Puff.
Leni Loud: I'm going to make a fabric.
In Lori and Leni's room, it shows many pieces of pattern fabric.
Leni Loud: Okay, here's all of the fabric you'll guys need for your fashion line.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah, this is a lot. I'm stuck.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Barnacles!
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, we have to save Lincoln!
Leni Loud: Good idea, Miss Daredevil!
It shows Lincoln is wrapped around a plaid pattern fabric, SpongeBob, Leni and Miss Daredevil see him and help their friend up on their feet. They remove the fabric around Lincoln, freeing him. He twirls around a little and bumps into his older sister and his friends.
Lincoln Loud: Thank you, SpongeBob, Leni and Miss Daredevil.
SpongeBob SquarePants: No problem, buddy.
Leni Loud: Now, to choose a cool pattern, you must learn about them.
Leni takes out an argyle fabric and put it on her desk.
Leni Loud: Our first pattern we'll be discussing is argyle. Notice the pattern is covered with diamonds and it intercrosses with diagonal lines.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I got it, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fan club is amazing!
Little Miss Daredevil: Great idea, SpongeBob.
Lincoln Loud: Usually, I see this on socks and/or sweaters.
Leni Loud: That's right, Linky. Up next is chevron. *pulls out a chevron fabric*
Lincoln Loud: What does goat meat have to do with fashion?
Leni Loud: No, no, no, no, no. I'm taking out "chevron", not "chevon", Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, my mistake.
Leni Loud: You guys can see it is characterized by V-shaped zig-zags. It used as an insignia for military.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants: It's so pretty.
Little Miss Daredevil: No can do, guys. It's my time for driving exam, so we can be with Mrs. Puff.
Mr. Quiet: Um, guys?
Leni then pulls up gingham fabric and place it.
Leni Loud: Now this is gingham.
Lincoln Loud: Oh, I love this pattern!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Woooooo!
Leni Loud: Me too! Usually, you see this on picnic blankets or country aesthetic, and it adds a little more zhoosh. *grabs SpongeBob, Lincoln, Mr. Quiet and Miss Daredevil and sets them on her bed*
Leni Loud: Alright, I'm going to teach you more patterns. *sing-songy* In a montage!
As Leni said that, it starts a montage of Leni teaching Lincoln all of the known patterns. It shows Lincoln is sitting on a stool while Leni is near a chart with six patterns on it with the names behind each of the corresponding patterns. She wields a prop pointer. Lincoln then guesses each of them right. Many pieces of fabric covers the screen as it transit to Leni putting a plaid fabric on her desk.
Leni Loud: And I know you're very well familiar with plaid, Lincoln. I guess you are ready for floral prints after all.
Lincoln Loud: Good thing we’re not in Scotland. Otherwise, I'll be wearing a kilt.
Leni Loud: OM-Gosh! Totes no way! I don't think you wearing a kilt would be that fun! *gets sweetly* You’re just perfect the way you are.
Leni ruffles her friends' hair, they laugh as they blush.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
Little Miss Daredevil: *laughs* Thanks.
Mr. Quiet: My pleasure.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni. Man, all of this working on fashion is making me thirsty.
Leni Loud: Yeah, we need to hydrate to continue working. I’ll get us some water. *exits out of my room to go downstairs to the kitchen to grab five bottles of water from the fridge, then walks back upstairs to my room* H20 is served. *gives SpongeBob, Lincoln, Mr. Quiet and Miss Daredevil some bottles*
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, Leni.
The five clink their water bottles and drink them.
Leni Loud: Okay, we’re hydrated.
Lincoln Loud: Good, I picked out five cool patterns.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Good one, Lincoln.
Lincoln Loud: *pulls out five pieces of fabric*
Leni Loud: Cute. Okay, step two: time to make the dresses! *pulls out her sewing machine and the fabric Lincoln used.
Lincoln Loud: *gulps*
Little Miss Daredevil: That should be quite enough.
Time card reading "2 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 2 hours later.
SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet and Miss Daredevil are now sewing for the dresses.
Leni Loud: *wipes some sweat off of my forehead* Okay, let’s stop here for now.
Lincoln Loud *looks at the dresses and smiles* These look so great. You, SpongeBob, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil and I make a really good team.
Leni Loud: Thank you, Lincoln. That’s really kind of you to say.
The five share a hug with each other, Leni is about to leave the room but Lincoln grabs her hand and leads to SpongeBob, Mr. Quiet and Miss Daredevil.
Little Miss Daredevil: Woohoo!
Mr. Quiet: Gah! Miss Daredevil, slow down!
Leni Loud: What’s up?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, since you’re being such a great help, I thought, maybe you need a dress assistant.
Lincoln Loud: Well… I’m your guy.
Leni gasps in joy as she touches hands with SpongeBob and Lincoln as they spin around with each other. They stop, it shows SpongeBob and Lincoln in a new outfit. They wear an orange shirt with a high collar, blue jeans that rolled up, and white sneakers. It shows Leni in a new outfit, a green dress with a white line to hold her dress, along with a pink shirt underneath, new sunglasses with a white headband. Completed with white leg warmers and green sneakers.
Lincoln Loud: Wow, totally radical!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's get ready for our driving test.
Leni Loud: Rad threads, Spongy and Linky! *takes a selfie with SpongeBob and Lincoln*
Time card reading "3 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 3 hours later.
A thunder clap sounds; a snowstorm suddenly starts, and SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil, Mrs. Puff, and her students are blown back to the classroom.
Mrs. Puff: Quickly! Into the classroom!
SpongeBob, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil, the students, and Mrs. Puff storm into the classroom and shut the door.
Student 2: What's going on?!
Mrs. Puff: It's happening. Has it been thirty years already?
Student 3: Thirty years? Thirty years since once?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, Mrs. Puff. What's causing the storm?
Mrs. Puff: *lights shut off* I'm afraid you students are stuck in the middle of the thirty-year phenomenon known as…"The Storm"!
All: *gasps*
Leni Loud: It's true!
Mrs. Puff: *lights shut on* Oh, there are the backup generators. That's a relief. As I was saying, The Storm occurs once every thirty years. It's the most violent kind of snowstorm known to fish-kind. And the worst part of it is...I don't get paid any extra for being forced to teach during it!
Lincoln Loud: What do we do, Mrs. Puff? How do we save ourselves?
Mrs. Puff: I'm afraid the only way to signal for help is to light the lighthouse. *looks out of window; lighthouse is revealed in far distance* I could press the emergency button on the wall there, but unfortunately, the light has been shattered.
Little Miss Daredevil: Guys, don't freak out.
Mr. Quiet: Yeah.
SpongeBob SquarePants, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil: *whistles and looks away*
Mrs. Puff: But that's a mile down the boating track. It's too far away to walk through this weather to replace the light! Hmm...I know! I'll drive down there! I'll be back much quicker before I freeze! *opens door and runs to car* Got to hurry! *begins driving down the track, yet her hands begin to freeze to the steering wheel* Huh? *crashes through the fence, and car breaks down* Fiddlesticks! *breathes on hands, freeing them* It's too cold! *runs back to classroom* I'm afraid it's too cold to even drive.
Student 4: You may not be able to, Puffy... *whispers* Sorry, Ms. Puff. I'm making a point here. *aloud* ...but we're young and I think we as students can make it! Let's try!
The students run out of the classroom; after a few seconds, the camera cuts to the fence, where all the students have crashed their cars and have their fins frozen to the steering wheel.
Student 5: It's no use! We're not able to make it to the lighthouse! Our fins freeze right to the steering wheel!
Leni Loud: *raises arm in my car* Ooo ooo! Ooo ooo! Ooo ooo! Ooo ooo ooo! My hands didn't freeze to the steering wheel. I'm a sponge, and my hands can't freeze.
Mrs. Puff: *walks into scene* Oh no. You know what this means, don't you.
Leni Loud: That I can drive to the lighthouse and replace the bulb?
Mrs. Puff: *gulps* Yep. *grabs Leni* It's up to you, Leni! Don't you see? You have to drive down the track and change the bulb in the lighthouse. It's...up...to...you!
*students stare at my fit*
Leni Loud: You can count on me, Mrs. Puff! *zips out of the scene; returns seconds later with a busted car* So...plan A?
Mrs. Puff: Plan A?! There is no plan A, you twit! You're going to doom us all if you don't reach that lighthouse and signal for help!
Lincoln Loud: *zips to Leni and Mrs. Puff* Forget plan A, Mrs. Puff.
SpongeBob SquarePants: *to self* Signal...for...help. *snaps fingers; aloud* I've got it! *zips out of scene; returns a second later with an armful of rocket-esque entities* I'll just light these flares and help will be here before we freeze!
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob, no! This field isn't open enough!
SpongeBob SquarePants: It'll be fine, Mrs. Puff! *lights flare all at once* There we go. Now we just wait for nature to take its course.
Scene cuts to The Loud House, SpongeBob, Mrs. Puff, Lincoln, Leni, Mr. Quiet and Miss Daredevil are now working on the rest of the dresses, the colors and patterns for each dress goes in this order: black - stripes, plaid - green, dark blue - chevron, and lavender - gingham. Leni wipes the sweat off of her forehead and uses a white rag to wipes the sweat off of her brother’s face.
Leni Loud: There, all done!
Mrs. Puff: Splendid, Leni!
Little Miss Daredevil: Great job, Leni!
SpongeBob SquarePants: You did it, Leni!
Lincoln Loud: Yes! The dresses are all done!
Mr. Quiet: Yay!
SpongeBob SquarePants, Mrs. Puff, Lincoln, Leni Loud, Mr. Quiet and Little Miss Daredevil: *high fives each other*
SpongeBob SquarePants: We could’ve done it without you, girl.
Lincoln Loud: Yeah.
Leni Loud: Thanks, buddy. *ruffles his hair*
SpongeBob puts the pink dress he was working on yesterday with the other dresses.
Leni Loud: The fashion line is a success!
Lincoln Loud: We're gonna fetch the others to see our dresses.
SpongeBob and Lincoln walk out of Leni’s room, only to walk back in.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Where are the others?
Little Miss Daredevil: Well, Lori’s on another date with Bobby, Luna is with Crunch.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Chunk, Leni. His name is Chunk.
Little Miss Daredevil: Luan and Green are at a gig and Lynn and White are at basketball practice.
SpongeBob SquarePants: So that leaves the younger sisters.
A loud crash is heard from the kitchen downstairs, alerting the lone boy and fashionista of the family.
Lincoln Loud: What was that?
Leni Loud: It came from downstairs.
Little Miss Daredevil: Let's see them, SpongeBob and Lincoln.
SpongeBob and Lincoln then run downstairs.
Leni Loud: *shows up* OM-Gosh! Did the kitchen explode?! *sees the cookie* Oh, a cookie! *takes the cookie and eats it* Thanks, Linky!
Lincoln Loud: *facepalms in annoyance* Anyway, I want to show you guys something that SpongeBob, Leni and I've been working on.
Lola Loud: *gets excited* You mean the dresses?
Leni Loud: Way to spoil things, Lola.
In Lori and Leni’s room, the younger sisters are examining the dresses.
Lola Loud: Wow, these are absolutely beautiful!
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Lisa Loud: Impressive.
Lily Loud: *being carried by Leni* Poo poo.
Lana Loud: Even I’d admit, these are cute.
Lincoln Loud: Thanks, girls. We’ve worked really hard on these dresses.
Lola Loud: *notices the color of the dresses* Hey, each of the dresses are in each of our favorite colors!
Lincoln Loud: What can I say? I had a little inspiration. *winks at Leni*
Leni Loud: *puts my hand on Lincoln* Yeah, inspiration is one of the key aspects of fashion.
Lincoln Loud: *gasps*
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, I got an idea.
SpongeBob whispers into Leni’s ear and she smiles largely. It then cuts to the five younger sisters are now wearing the dresses that match their theme color.
Leni Loud: *squeals* You guys all look totes adorable!
Lana Loud: *gets agitated* Stupid dress.
Lincoln Loud: I hope things go well next week.
1 week later, scene cuts to a medium shot of Bikini Bottom, right in front of the Bikini Bottom sign; an explosion can be seen in the distance through the ravaging snow; the camera cuts back to Mrs. Puff and Leni covered in black ash.
Leni Loud: Plan B, that's it!
Mrs. Puff: Everyone, back in the classroom! We'll think of another way.
Student 6: *shivering on ground* There...i-i-is no...classroom, Mrs. Puff. The...flare...destroyed it. *points to rubble, where the classroom once laid*
Mrs. Puff: Oh no! We have no shelter! I don't see the rest of the campus. We're deserted!
All: *gasps*
Leni Loud: *offscreen* Not quite, Mrs. Puff. *camera cuts to me, in the rubble of the classroom* I know a way we can survive. *picks up two wood planks* I'll just use these planks of wood to create a fire. The fire will keep us warm long enough to find shelter. *begins rubbing planks together* Just need a little finesse here. *struggles to light fire*
Mrs. Puff: *facepalms* Oh, just give it here! *rubs planks together violently; a fire starts* There!
The students immediately swarm the fire, and attempt to warm themselves.
Leni Loud: *rubs chin; looks at student's hands* I've got another plan! *grabs firewood, along with the fire* Each of you take a piece of flaming firewood, and use it to keep those fins warm while driving the lighthouse.
Mrs. Puff: That's actually a good plan. *grabs stick of flaming firewood* I think this might just work. *hops into car and begins driving; begins driving toward the lighthouse* I should be there in no time.
The camera begins to pan with the flaming firewood, as the flame lights the steering wheel, which causes the flame to travel to the engine of the car, lighting it on fire; Mrs. Puff pulls over immediately, and hops out of the car; the car combusts and lights on fire, which quickly freezes due to the cold.
Mrs. Puff: *shivers* It's getting colder, and the plan didn't work. *walks back to Leni and students* Got any more ideas, Leni? The temperature's dropping.
Leni Loud: *scribbles on plank of wood* Luckily, I kept a plank of wood and had my handy map of the campus with me. *reveals drawing, which shows a blue line running from the former classroom sight to another shelter* All we have to do is take this route, get to the teacher's lounge, and call for help there.
Student 7: Teacher's lounge?! *to Mrs. Puff* So that's where you go get away from us? You're not out making sure the cars are full before our tests!
Mrs. Puff: I, uh, that's not important! We have to go now if we want to live.
The camera cuts to the students, Mrs. Puff and Leni trekking down the route.
Leni Loud: We should be nearing the left turn by now. *turns left, yet walks into the wall* Whoa.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Lincoln, she's doing it.
Mrs. Puff: How do we get past this thing?
Leni Loud: Only one way to find out. *begins rotating arms speedily; using them as pickaxes, he begins to shoveling through the wall; Mrs. Puff and the students follow* I think it's working! I can see sunlight! *a thunder-like sound roars* And I think I hear civilization. We're almost out!
Mrs. Puff: That doesn't sound like the outside world to me. It sounds like an…
Wall is seen speeding toward the students, Mrs. Puff and Leni.
Mrs. Puff: Avalanche!
The students, Mrs. Puff, and Leni begin running out of the snow wall; the snow catches up to them, and they whisper away from the wall; they are carried back the way they came, and the snow wave ends at the rubble of the classroom.
Leni Loud: Dang it. *sits down, turned away from the students and Mrs. Puff*
Student 8: What do we do now?
Mrs. Puff: Yeah, Leni. What's our next course of action? Leni? Leni, are you listening to me?! *turns Leni around*
Leni Loud: *with sleepish eyes and serious face* Oh no. If it hadn't been for me, we wouldn't be in the freezing cold with no help. *stands up* And thus, *looks up* it's me that has to get us out of this mess. I'm going at this alone. *turns around* If I don't return, feed Gary for SpongeBob. He gets hungry during the winter. *begins marching toward the lighthouse*
Scene cuts to a montage of SpongeBob, marching toward the lighthouse; it shows him slowing and becoming more tired and more cold; soon, he stops and gets on his knees.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Aw, barnacles! She's going to fail her driving test!
Leni Loud: *with tears in my eyes* Must keep going. Must keep on. Oh, what's the use?! We can't go on. I've failed. *lies on his back and looks at the sky* That's it. I'm done. I've failed Mrs. Puff, my classmates, *takes out form* and I failed my driving test just like Mrs. Puff said.
*flashback occurs*
Mrs. Puff: *writes on clipboard* Face it, Leni. You fail the same test over and over again. With any luck, there will come a day where you will finally pass, and I am feverishly waiting for that day!
*flashback ends*
Leni Loud: *throws form onto ground* That's it! *sits up* Today can be that day! *stands up* I just need to focus! It's now or never! Today shall be the day I pass my driving test and save the day! *looks to right, and sees Mrs. Puff's boat* Mrs. Puff's boat! *runs over to it* Oh, it's busted. *opens hood* Oh no!
Yellow Rectangle: Look Leni, it wasn't your fault.
Leni Loud: Yes, it was. I can speak Leni. I blew it. *takes deep breath* I can do this. Focus. *quickly repairs the car engine* There. *hops into car* Now, time to fix that bulb.
Foot zips toward the gas pedal, yet stops and gently presses the gas pedal; she slowly accelerates and drives calmly toward the lighthouse; a montage of triumphant music begins, and as she approaches the lighthouse, she hops out with the bulb and hooks onto the top of the lighthouse; Leni climbs down and opens the panel; she takes out the shattered bulb, and replaces it with the new one, causing it to shine; Leni is knocked back by the light and lands in the car; Leni begins driving back.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Leni, you did it!
Mr. Bump: *cries* It's all my fault! It's all because of me! I should've listened to Mrs. Puff!
Time card reading "The Next Day"
French Narrator: The next day.
At school, Mrs. Puff’s classroom is doing the fashion show with many of the students and their models are in there.
Mrs. Puff: Excellent job, everybody! Okay, who’s left? *looks at her clipboard* Ah, Lincoln!
Lincoln is on the platform stage, looking nervous. He walks off of the stage and looks at the front door.
Lincoln Loud: *gets worried* Leni, where are you?
Leni Loud: *with a radio and a microphone* Linky, I’m here!
Lincoln Loud: *sighs with relief* Thank goodness.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah.
Mrs. Puff: Leni!
Leni Loud: Mrs. Puff!
The two run up to each other and share a hug.
Mrs. Puff: You haven’t changed a bit, Leni! You still got it! You passed your test!
Leni Loud: It’s been five years, Mrs. Puff!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, you passed the test.
Lincoln Loud: Let’s get started, Leni!
Leni Loud: Okay, guys!
Lincoln Loud: *from behind the curtain* Are you guys ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm ready!
Lucy, Lola and Lisa Loud: Ready!
Lily Loud: Poo poo!
Lana Loud: Um, ready…
Leni then turns on the radio, providing music for the fashion show, Lola starts walking up to the platform.
Leni Loud: For our first piece, we have a pink polka-dotted dress. The floral patterns are out of this world, This dress be used for sunbathing or for going to a fun dance.
Lola then strikes a pose, the audience then nods in approval. Lola bows her head to the back. She and Lincoln high five.
Lincoln Loud: Nice job.
It shows a montage of Lincoln’s fashion show while Lucy, Lisa, and Lily are all performing, getting more and more praise in the audience. Lincoln is smiling at this news.
Leni Loud: Okay, and here’s our last model for the day.
A spotlight is shining on nothing, a few minutes of silence is head. Lincoln pops his head out of the curtain.
Lincoln Loud: *laughs nervously* Um, we need to have a short intermission.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hooray!
Lincoln pops his head back into the curtain.
Lola Loud: Lana, you’re on!
Lana Loud: I can’t go out there! I’ll be made fun of!
Lola Loud: Listen, Lana. I know you don’t like to wear dresses, but you have to right now. You may be a filthy person, but we all love you nonetheless.
Lana Loud: You’re right. Thanks, Lola.
The twins hug each other as Lana runs to the stage.
Lincoln Loud: Knock ‘em dead!
Leni Loud: *to myself* Thank goodness. *on the microphone* Here’s our last piece for the day. A dark blue chevron dress that is modeled on my sister, Lana. She likes thing dirty, but she decides to help our brother to model the dress.
Lana then poses with the spotlight. The classroom applauses the fashion that was done today. SpongeBob and Lincoln then runs to Leni and hug her.
Lincoln Loud: Leni, we did it! The fashion show is a complete success! We're so proud of you!
Leni Loud: I’m proud of you too, guys!
Little Miss Daredevil: I'm so proud of you, guys!
Mrs. Puff: SpongeBob and Lincoln, your fashion show was the best out of any class! You get an “A”!
Lincoln Loud: Yes!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yay, we did it!
Lola Loud: Great job, guys!
Lincoln Loud: Say, I had a little help from my fashionist of a sister.
SpongeBob and Lincoln winks at Leni, who winks back at them.
Time card reading "6 Hours Later"
French Narrator: 6 hours later.
Nighttime. Leni, wearing a white and seafoam green polka dot version of her nightgown, and Lincoln, wearing a blue and orange striped version of his PJs, are in Lori and Leni’s room working on another new dress.
Lincoln Loud: And… done! It’s finished!
Leni Loud: *claps my hands* Yay! I couldn’t done this without you!
Lincoln Loud: Leni, thank you so much.
Leni Loud: Sure.
Lincoln Loud: *hold hands with Leni* No, for everything. You helped me with my fashion project. Oh, and nice hook-up with the sweet PJs.
Leni Loud: Hey, when it comes to fashion, I know all.
Lincoln Loud: I love you, Leni.
Leni Loud: I love you too. *sighs blissfully* My little Linky.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I love you even more.
The two then share a hug with each other, Leni kisses SpongeBob and Lincoln on his forehead.
Younger Loud Sisters: Awwwww.
Lincoln turns his head to find his younger sisters, in their PJs, are watching them the whole time.
Lincoln Loud: Were you guys watching us the whole time?
Lola Loud: Uh huh, and it was sweet that Leni went through all that to help you pass.
Lincoln Loud: If it wasn’t for you five agreeing to be in the fashion show, I would’ve failed.
Lana Loud: We’re family. We help out through thick and thin.
Lincoln hugs his younger sisters.
Leni Loud: Aw, that’s totes sweet. *takes a picture with my phone* So going on the internet.
Lana Loud: Well, I guess I’m going to bed. Hopefully, I won’t dream about aliens.
Leni Loud: *shocks* ALIENS?! *smirks* Wait a second. Nice try, Lana. I was fooled last time where there were no aliens.
Lana Loud: One dream the aliens then take over all hair salons and gotten perms.
Leni Loud: *shocks again* PERMS?! No, no, no, no, no!
Leni then shoves her dresser across her door, barricading it again.
SpongeBob SquarePants: What in the barnacles are you doing?!
Leni Loud: No aliens are gonna mess with my younger siblings! You’re all staying with me!
Leni turns off the lights and she grabs the nine of them. It shows they’re all in Leni’s bed with Leni holding SpongeBob, Mr. Quiet, Miss Daredevil, Lincoln, Lana, Lily, Lola, Lucy, and Lisa around her arms.
Lola Loud: *gets cramped* Thanks a lot, Lana. You just had to say something about aliens.
Lincoln Loud: Well, that’s Leni for ya.
Little Miss Calamity: *frowns* I failed my test! Ah, what a calamity!
Leni Loud: Wow, no aliens! Plan C!
*It says "THE END" Episode ends*
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