Scotland

Scotland is a kingdom inside another kingdom: the UnUnited Kingdom. It has been this way since 1707, when it was unified with England. Anne was the queen of England and Scotland when this happened, so it's equally as valid to say that Scotland took over England as it is to say that England took over Scotland.
It was founded in the past when some descendants of Scota found a Pict grooving in a cave with several species of small furry animals.
Today, a large minority of Scots want Scotland to ununite from the UK. But little do they ken the true threat lied ower an ocean (an probably an aa a bit o land) away: An UnAmerican bairn cried AmaryllisGardener. While thay wer debatin unthirldom, he wis committin cultural genocide against them.
Also, it is a democracy, the last king having died in 2003.
==Economy==
Scotland's main export is sheep and pipe bombs. Beer and Irn Bru are widely produced, but not much of it makes it out of the kingdom.
Domestically, men who have fathered children exchange a certain brand of cosmetics as currency.
==Other facts about Scottish people==
*Weegee, the mayor of the city of Glasgow, lives here.
*The kingdom is a democracy.
*Most Scots speak a mixture of Scots and English. Because of this, outsiders think that they just speak a dialect of English.
*About 0.00002% of them are actually mythological water dragons that live in a loch named after Ness.
*They know more bad words than you.
*Scots have foreheads.
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