Transcript:Horrid Henry's Horrid Revenge

Perfect Peter: (singing while painting a picture for Mum) Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques. Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? (continues singing)
Horrid Henry: (in a deep voice) Peter, we have come to kidnap you and take you to our planet.
Perfect Peter: (screams) Space aliens! Help!
Horrid Henry: (laughs, then talks in a deep voice) It is useless to resist! (laughs) Hmmm... one more finishing touch. (paints a moustache on Peter's picture for Mum)
Perfect Peter: Henry? Is it safe to come out?
Horrid Henry: Yeah. Chased them away.
Perfect Peter: Hey! Mum hasn't got a moustache. I'm going to tell.
Horrid Henry: You don't have to.
Perfect Peter: Yes, I do. Mum! Mum! Henry's ruined my picture!
Horrid Henry: Silence, worm!
Perfect Peter: Mum! Mum!
Horrid Henry: If you call Mum again, I'll... I'll paint you blue!
Perfect Peter: (reaches for his brush) Give me back my brush! (both fight about the brush) Get off, Henry! (falls, spilling his paint while screaming)
Mum: Peter! (gasps while looking at the spilled paint)
Perfect Peter: Look what Henry did.
Mum: Don't be horrid, Henry! Just look at Peter's face! And my floor! This time, you have gotten too far, Henry. (takes Henry to his room and opens the bedroom door) You stay in here until I say you can come out. (closes the door)
Horrid Henry: But I'm going to miss Mutant Max! This is all the worm's fault! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!
(Showing title card of the episode)
Horrid Henry: (listens to loud music on the radio about getting revenge on Peter while singing) Revenge, revenge, revenge! Revenge, revenge, revenge! Revenge, revenge, revenge! Revenge, revenge, revenge! Revenge, revenge, revenge! Revenge, revenge, revenge!
Mum: (cleans Peter's face by rubbing off the paint on his face. Later, she sees things moving and hears Henry listening to loud music) Henry! (puts sponge in the sink and comes to Henry's room)
Horrid Henry: Revenge, revenge... (sees Mum turning off the music)
Mum: (turns off the music) The more noise you make, the longer you'll stay in your room.
Horrid Henry: But, what if I need to go to the toilet?
Mum: That's the only reason you can leave. Do you understand? (closes the door)
Horrid Henry: It's not fair! (growls while banging on the door, then falls as if he was sitting) I get sent to my room a lot. I get sent to my room so often that I might as well just live here, full time. Good thing there's things to do. (Henry spends the rest of the day playing with his toys. The first scene shows Henry reading a comic. The second scene shows Henry playing with Fluffy. The third and last scene shows Henry playing with a toy car. At night, Henry was asleep, and Fluffy sees the night sky, so she presses the button on the TV remote to change it to sunrise. When Henry wakes up, he saw that everything in his room is gone, with a radio that holds Mum's recording of why his stuff disappeared. What?! (Henry tries to look for his stuff) Where's all my stuff? (Henry turns on the radio to listen to what Mum says)
Mum: (on the radio) Henry, we've taken all your things away because we want you to think about why you're being punished.
Horrid Henry: Huh?
Mum: (on the radio) And we'll have a talk about it later.
Horrid Henry: What?! They've even taken my CD player. And my Killer Boy Rats CDs! I can't live without my music! Hold on a minute! (switches the radio to Destruction FM) Yes! Destruction FM! (sings) I'm trapped in my room, for Peter's fault! I'm gonna get him, I'm gonna get him!
(Dad looks at the bottles moving)
Perfect Peter: Dad, how long will Henry have to stay in his room?
Dad: Ask your mother. (continues reading)
Horrid Henry: (continues singing while drawing pictures of what he will do to Peter) Lock him in the cage for a hundred years! Hang him upside-down and stretch his ears! Throw him in the river with the crocodiles! Shoot him into space for a million miles! (Dad looks confused, so he goes to Henry's room, Henry stops singing) Now, I'm ready to wreak my revenge. Well, as soon as they let me out of my room... (realizes he has drawn pictures of what he will do but looks confused) Uh-oh! If they see this, I'll be stuck in here forever! Luckily, no one comes in here unless the music is too... loud! (turns off the radio while Dad was about to enter his room. After hearing nothing, Dad goes downstairs. Henry writes a note) I need help, and fast! (makes it into a paper plane)
Sour Susan: (sighs) I'm fed up with hide-and-seek, Margaret. Let's do something else.
Moody Margaret: My garden, my rules. Start counting.
Sour Susan: (sighs) Ten, nine, (Margaret finds a hiding spot) eight, seven, (Henry throws the paper plane) six, five, four... (The paper plane hits/pokes Susan's big bottom) Ow, Margaret, that hurts!
Moody Margaret: (sighs) What hurts?
Sour Susan: Whatever you hit me with. Oh, what's this? (picks up the paper plane)
Moody Margaret: (snatches paper plane and opens it) Here, let me see! Get Ralph... urgent... signed, Henry?
(paper plane flies to Henry's window, then Henry falls while trying to catch it. He opens the paper plane and reads the message)
Horrid Henry: What's in it for us? (sighs, then writes a note)
(several paper planes fly through Henry and Margaret's house, then the fifth one goes to Dad. He gets concerned, so he picks it up and reads it)
Dad: Hmmm... you can be leader of the Purple Hand Gang for a whole day. (puts the note into his pocket, Margaret and Susan clap, Henry and Ralph are moving the paint to Henry's window, but some of it falls into Dad's hat. He gets shocked after he takes off his hat and sees yellow paint. Henry takes the paint to his room and hides. Dad looks concerned)
Dad: Huh? (birds fly in the sky) Wretched birds!
(Henry paints off all the drawings so it can look like it's yellow while Mum gives him some lunch. She opens the door and sees his room normal without his stuff)
Mum: Here's your lunch, Henry. (smells paint) What's that 'painty' smell?
Moody Margaret: Uh, that's Lady High Excellent Majesty to you, Susan.
Horrid Henry: Oh, uh, Margaret's painting her playhouse.
Mum: Oh, I see. (walks to his bed) Henry, have you been thinking about why we took all your things away?
Horrid Henry: Yes, Mum.
Mum: And you won't do it again?
Horrid Henry: No, Mum.
Mum: Well, in that case, I suppose you've been punished enough. You can come out of your room now.
Horrid Henry: Yes!
Mum: (smells) Oh, for heaven's sake, close your bedroom window.
Horrid Henry: Yes! Freedom!
(Ralph talks like an alien)
Moody Margaret: Ooh, look, a horrible monster.
Sour Susan: Oh, it's so ugly!
Moody Margaret: You know what? He's pretty ugly, too!
(Margaret and Susan laugh)
Horrid Henry: Yeah, yeah, very funny. What are you two doing here, anyway?
Moody Margaret: Uh, in case you've forgotten, I'm the leader of the Purple Hand Gang today.
Sour Susan: And tomorrow.
Moody Margaret: And we want to know how you're going to get your revenge on Peter.
Rude Ralph: It's going to be something mega, mega, spectacular!
Horrid Henry: Yeah, but no one can know it was me, or I'll be in even more trouble!
Rude Ralph: Uh, can't believe Peter thought this was a real alien.
Horrid Henry: (chuckles) Peter believes... Anything!
(Peter and the Best Boys sing while painting with blue paint. Ralph then changes the music)
Perfect Peter: Huh?
Horrid Henry: (in a deep voice) We interrupt this programme with an urgent news flash! (in normal voice) The earth has been invaded by aliens!
Perfect Peter: Oh, no!
Tidy Ted: Oh, no!
(Ralph makes alien noises, Margaret and Susan make scared noises while laughing. The Best Boys whimper while Ralph continues to make alien noises and Margaret and Susan continue to make scared noises. The Best Boys scream while backing away from the window)
Horrid Henry: (in a deep voice) There is only one way to protect yourself from the invaders. You must paint your face and the outside of your house blue!
(Dad arrives home and sees the house painted)
Dad: What?
(Dad exits the car, while Henry, Ralph, Margaret and Susan hide)
Perfect Peter: (runs to Dad) Dad!
Dad: PETER!!!!! Are you responsible for this?!?!
Perfect Peter: Yes! We saved the house!
(The Best Boys run to Dad with their faces also painted blue)
Tidy Ted: And don't worry! We'll save you too!
(The Best Boys paint Dad blue as he falls to the ground)
Dad: What the? Stop it, stop it!
(Henry, Ralph, Margaret and Susan laugh to bursting in the fort)
Moody Margaret: Ooh, a space monster! (laughs)
Rude Ralph: And... And the best bit was when... when... when they sploshed blue paint all over your dad! (laughs)
Henry: No! The best bit was when my dad told Peter to go to his room and stay there for the very first time ever! Which means, I have... REVENGE! (screams in victory)
(The actual aliens come, but see the house, scream and retreat) 
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