Son of Jackass (2011)

Son of Jackass was held on September 2, 2011. The show was highlighted by a tournament for the vacant World Heavyweight Championship, Rob Van Dam defending the WWE Championship in a Fatal 4-Way Elimination match against Ultimate Warrior, Disco Drew, and the winner of a battle royal, and a Champion vs. Champion match between United States Champion DCR and Intercontinental Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin with Ricardo Diaz officiating.
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==Background==
Winslow J. Wiley did everything he could to keep Orlando Jordan alive. Sadly, OJ didn't pull through. An anonymous note was presented to authorities, claiming that DEFAULT was the culprit behind OJ's death. DEFAULT was immediately taken in and, due to the circumstances, was stripped of his newly won World Heavyweight Championship. He was, however, allowed to hold on to his Hardcore Championship. Therefore, a tournament will be held to crown a new World Heavyweight Champion at Son of Jackass: The Ryan Dunn Memorial: The Longest Title Ever. DEFAULT has already begun working on his tell-all book "If I Did It...To OJ"
==Results==
# 	Result 	Stipulations
1 	Carlito def. Ted DiBiase, The Kingpin, Coach D, Shelton Benjamin, and John Cena 	Battle Royal to qualify for the WWE Championship Fatal 4-Way
2 	Rey Mysterio (with Big Show) def. Dark Dynamite Derek 	Son of Jackass Tournament quarter-final match
3 	Bret Hart def. J-Pac (with Batista) 	Son of Jackass Tournament quarter-final match
4 	Eddie Guerrero def. Walter P. Wiley (with Tajiri) by disqualification 	Son of Jackass Tournament quarter-final match
5 	Perfect Ben (with Charlie Haas) def. "Macho Man" Randy Savage (with Tiger) 	Son of Jackass Tournament quarter-final match
6 	United States Champion DCR def. Intercontinental Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin by disqualification	Champion vs. Champion match with Ricardo Diaz as the special guest referee
7 	Bret Hart def. Rey Mysterio 	Son of Jackass Tournament semi-final match
8 	Perfect Ben def. Eddie Guerrero 	Son of Jackass Tournament semi-final match
9 	Carlito def. Disco Drew, Ultimate Warrior, and Rob Van Dam (c) 	Fatal 4-Way elimination match for the WWE Championship
10	Perfect Ben def. Bret Hart 	Son of Jackass Tournament final match for the vacant World Heavyweight Championship
Battle Royal
Order 	Wrestler 	Eliminated by
1 	The Kingpin 	Shelton Benjamin
2 	Coach D 	Carlito & Ted DiBiase
3 	Shelton Benjamin	Ted DiBiase
4 	John Cena 	Carlito & Ted DiBiase
5 	Ted DiBiase 	Carlito
Winner	Carlito 	-
Fatal 4-Way
Order 	Wrestler 	Eliminated by
1 	Rob Van Dam 	Carlito
2 	Disco Drew 	Carlito
3 	Ultimate Warrior	Carlito
Winner	Carlito 	-
Son of Jackass kicked off with a 6-man Battle Royal, which ended up being won by Carlito. He will now be entered in the Fatal 4-Way WWE Championship match.
The Son of Jackass tournament kicked off with Dark Dynamite Derek facing off against rival Rey Mysterio. Thanks to heavy trolling from Big Show, Rey Rey managed to defeat the Boss of Butthurt once again.
In the second match of the tournament, as well as rematch from Fist Fuck Yourself!, J-Pac took on Bret Hart. Despite Batista's dirty work, Hart still managed to overcome J-Pac and advance.
In the third match of the tournament, WPW leader Walter P. Wiley took on recent heart attack recipient Eddie Guerrero. The referee would have none of Walter's swindling ways and disqualified him, allowing Eddie to lie, cheat, and steal his way to the semi-finals.
In the final contest of the quarter finals, Perfect Ben took on "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Despite his long-ranged double axe handles, Savage was obviously not perfect enough to contend with Ben.
Intercontinental Champion "Stone Cold" Steve Austin took on United States Champion DCR in a Champion vs. Champion match-up, refereed by Ricardo Diaz. Diaz kicked off the match by sexually walking and gyrating his hips, which lead to Austin giving him Stone Cold Face. It's super effective! However, after much grabassery from all three men, including many flops by DCR, Austin finished the match by stunning Diaz, who disqualified Surly Steve.
Before the semi-finals, Commissioner Slaughter announced that due to tomfoolery, competitors were no longer allowed to be accompanied to the ring. Even if, and he wanted to make this perfectly clear, even if they did say Jehovah.
To kick of the semi-finals, Rey Mysterio took on Bret Hart. But do to emergency knee surgery during the match, Bret pinned Rey after he was given the anesthetic.
Eddie Guerrero may have lied and cheated, but he couldn't steal a victory against Perfect Ben in the conclusion of the semi-finals.
In the WWE Championship match, RVD defended his title against Ultimate Warrior, Disco Drew, and Carlito. To everyone's surprise, the Aloha Shirt Clad Warrior managed to capture the title.
In the main event of the evening, Bret Hart met Perfect Ben for the vacant World Heavyweight Championship. Bret put up a valiant fight, but in the end failed to recapture the belt. After the belt was awarded to the new champion, Perfect Ben hit Bret with the gold and revealed that he made sure to take the biggest imperfection out of SvR06, DEFAULT, and to get his freakish claws off of the World Heavyweight Championship.