Click me!!! (Needy Ravioli here!! (URGENT!!!!!))

== Introduction ==
Howdy! Name's Ravioli, I've been informed today by ma'h old friend Robot3239 about the existence of this fancy ol' site right here. I'm only here to ask why nobody ever told me Pasta came from a bowl and not from sea! This started to intrigue me after my good ol' 'Frenemy', Spaghetti, vanished one fine day, and I've started to feel very wrong lately, so I hope I can describe it briefly enough down this here hell site!
== Condition ==
These darn fakers have been eating me inside out, playin' with ma' insides as they force themselves out of mah' capillaries! No doctor has seen a way to make em' stop coming, nor how they're reproducing inside me, all they know is that these demonic raviolis slowly eating me inside out like the gorsh darn Devil at a buffet! Slow but picky bastards they are!
== Closing Thoughts ==
If I don't get any info on what to do soon, I'll probably join Spaghetti cuz if he went through the same as me he probably didn't last as long either due to his ol' weak bum. I'm probably a lost cause, but a lil' hope ain't never hurt anybody. Yee-haw ya'll.
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