Land of a Million Drums

Shaggy and Scooby go with the Equestria Girls and their friends to a haunted house and find out that the Scooby Snacks are missing.
==Script==
(We open at nighttime in Canterlot City on a malt shop called Drive In Malts, a waitress is on roller skates making a delivery)
Applejack:Y'all the full moon's out.
Fluttershy:Oh my. That means werewolves.
Sci-Twi:There are no such things as werewolves Fluttershy.
Rainbow Dash:Hey look, here comes the principals and teacher.
(Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle come dressed like at the music festival)
Principal Celestia:Hello Rainbooms.
Sunset:Hi Principal Celestia. Why are you all wearing your festival clothes? The music festival isn't for another month. Well in summer at least.
Principal Celestia:We're only in this look because since it's Friday we might as well have a night on the town. Would you like to join us?
Pinkie Pie:I'm the one who's always in the mood for a party!
Spike:I'm gamed.
Rarity:I must say this might be fun
Principal Celestia:Yeah it'll be fun. But we just stoped here for a bite to eat.
Sci-Twi:We got nothing to do tonight anyway. We were just gonna grab a bite here and all. Shining Armor and Cadence are on a date night.
Spike:Snails is hanging out with Snips.
Rarity:Bulk Biceps is at the gym working out.
Applejack:Big Macintosh is out with Cheerilee. Apple Bloom is with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo.
Rainbow Dash:Hey isn't that the Mystery Machine?
(Cuts to the Mystery Machine)
Vice Principal Luna:Why it is.
Sunset:Flash Sentry is with Sandalwood and Micro Chips. 
Applejack:Uh they were now talkin' about the Mystery Machine.
Sunset:Yeah I know.
Cranky Doodle:Well I got nothing better to do. I'm a divorced man who's wife divorced him. Matilda divorced me. So I'm a free man with nothing to do.
Rainbow Dash:I'm going over to the van.
(They talk at once and we cut to the inside where Shaggy and Scooby are inside enjoying hamburgers)
Shaggy:Like man, this is primo.
Scooby:Mmmmm-Mmm! Yummy! I love hamburgers!
Shaggy:Like me too Scooby-Doo. That and Scooby Snacks. And the only thing I like better then a regular hamburger. (Grabs chocolate sauce)Is a chocolate covered hamburger.
(Cuts to Scooby holding up a bottle of hot sauce)
Scooby:With hot sauce! Rha-cha-cha-cha! Ree hee hee hee.
(Pats on the bottom)
(Cuts back to Shaggy)
Shaggy:Yeah, just a beautiful day with not mysteries. If only the gang were here but they're visiting their folks. Fred's visiting his parents, Daphne's visiting hers and Velma is visiting hers too man.
(Cuts to outside where Rainbow Dash bangs on the door)
Rainbow Dash:Yo.
(Cuts back to inside where Shaggy hears the door)
Rainbow Dash:(OS)Open up!
(Cuts to Scooby)
Scooby:Huh?
(Back to them)
Scooby:Who's that?
Shaggy:Like it's probably just somebody else looking for us to solve some terrifying mystery.
(Scooby gasps and yells out loud)
Scooby:NOBODY HOME!
(Cuts back to Shaggy)
Shaggy:Uh quick Scoob-o, grab the food-o and scram-o.
(Cuts to Scooby who holds bananas giving a salute)
Scooby:OK!
(Starts grabbing it all)
(Cuts back to the scene as Scooby has all the food in his mouth cuts to Shaggy who has the hamburger in his mouth and tells Scooby to come on by saying)
Shaggy:(With hamburger in his mouth)Let's go!
(He opens it on Rainbow Dash who is just standing there)
Shaggy:Oh hey like lookie here Scoob. (Scooby comes out with food piled on the ground and has the pie in his mouth) It's the Equestria Girls and Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle.
(Scooby tases the pie in his mouth)
Scooby:Yeah.
Shaggy:(To Principal Celestia, Vice Principal Luna and Mr. Cranky Doodle)Like say uh what's with the getups? You guys goin to a party or something? You might say you're goin to some hiphop party.
Scooby:Yeah, hiphop party. Ree hee hee hee hee!
Shaggy:Like uh listen man uh are you dudes goin to a party or not?
Principal Celestia:Uh no we're just having a Friday night off.
Shaggy:Well like me and Scoobs here are enjoying ourselves, isn't that right Scoob?
Scooby:Yeah. No mysteries, ghosts, goblins, ghouls and phantasms. And it's only Shaggy and me.
Vice Principal Luna:Where are your friends?
Shaggy:Like they're visiting their families so like Scooby said it's only me and him.
Rainbow Dash:Well since we just so happen to run into ya. What's say we go solve a mystery?
Shaggy:Like no way Dash.
Scooby:Uh-uh!
Rainbow Dash:Oh come on! You guys solved mysteries all the time without the gang! Why not now?
Shaggy:Because we're not teen detectives. We're not teen detectives without the gang.
Spike:But you guys solved mysteries with Scrappy.
Shaggy:Like that's different Spike. Because Scrappy was our protection.
Principal Celestia:What if you two give us your Mystery Machine and come with us for...(Holds up a box of Scooby Snacks)Scooby Snacks?
Scooby:Scooby Snacks? Delicious!
(Licks his lips)
Shaggy:Like alright we're in. (Gives Principal Celestia the key)Like here's the keys. But I sit shotgun.
Principal Celestia:Got it. (Gives him the box and he gives her the keys) Get in.
Shaggy:(To the girls, vice principal and teacher)Like it's not the first time we've been bribed with Scooby Snacks.
Scooby:Yeah, we've been bribed with Scooby Snacks to do things we don't wanna do everyday.
Shaggy:Like get in Scoob.
Scooby:Ok Shaggy.
Spike:Can I have some?
Scooby:Sure. Ya know I heard you guys caught Juniper Montage who was wearing a cloak running around the movie studio while you guys were visiting the Daring Do movie her uncle was doing.
Spike:Yeah. It was like we had our own Scooby Doo adventure. Our own Mystery Inc adventure.
(They get in the back and Shaggy gets in the front seat with Celestia who drives)
Vice Principal Luna:It's only 7:00 at night.
Shaggy:Like yeah, we'll be able to get to the nearest haunted house by at least 8:00.
Scooby:When? In the morning?
Shaggy:Like no, at night Scoob.
Scooby:Oh.
Shaggy:Like we'll keep you guys entertained with our mystery solving adventures.
Scooby:Yeah. Where we were brave!
Applejack:Really? Y'all were brave?
Shaggy and Scooby:(Ashamed)No.
(They hit the road we cut to a dark road)
Shaggy:Like wow! Dig that creepy spooky cemetery man.
Scooby:Yeah, cemetery. It's creepy and spooky.
(They look to the right we cut to Twilight looking at boxes)
Sci-Twi:Shaggy? What's all this?
Shaggy:Oh those are masks from our past cases.
Scooby:Yeah they're scary!
(Cuts to a spooky tree and they all see it)
Scooby:Yikes! That tree is really spooky!
Fluttershy:Yes it's really scary Scooby.
Sunset:And Wallflower Blush became my friend after the memory stone incident.
Sci-Twi:And Sunset told us everything.
Rainbow Dash:And I got mad that we were put next to Best Muscles. And Bulk Biceps was kissing us! He was kissing his muscles! And later he came by and winked at us and bulged his muscles up causing his shirt to rip off! And I throw the book straight into his face!
Shaggy:Like wow. You were maaaaad.
Scooby:Yeah, mad.
(They pass by more tombstones and bats fly around having red glowing eyes)
Scooby:Yikes! Bats!
Shaggy:Like relax Scoob they're only outside.
Scooby:Oh sorry.
(Lightning goes off)
Scooby:YIKES! SCARY LIGHTNING!
(Whimpers as they pull up to a scary place)
Principal Celestia:(OS)This is the place.
Shaggy:(Checks watch)Like it's only 7:30. It only took a half hour to get here.
Principal Celestia:I was speeding a little. And chatting might be a way to pass the time.
(They get out as lightning goes off and bats fly around)
Shaggy:Oh man. Another creepy crypt. Why can't we ever investigate like a Burger King or a KFC or something?
Scooby:Yeah, KFC. Mmmm, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Shaggy:And Burger King. I could sure go for a jumbo Whopper right now.
Scooby:Me too.
(Cranky Doodle helps Vice Principal Luna out of the back and Spike tumbles out the back with Pinkie Pie)
Pinkie Pie:Wowie! Talk about a fall huh Spike.
Spike:Yeah.
Applejack:(To Shaggy and Scooby)What're y'all still doin in the van?
Shaggy:We're very scared!
Applejack:Come outta there!
(They wimpier as the get out)
(Cuts to Rainbow Dash taking the "DO NOT ENTER" painted board off)
Rainbow Dash:C'mon you guys.
Shaggy:Like you just took down that sign!
Rainbow Dash:Oh come on Shaggy! You've been in haunted houses without the gang lots of times before! 
Shaggy:Yeah but that was because we had Scrappy with us being our protection. Ok we'll go in the haunted house without the gang this one time, but we're not gonna make a thing out of it. (To Scooby)Right Scoob?
Scooby:Right.
(Twilight peeks into the window and we cut to the inside where it's dark we cut to a man in a suit and top hat with sunglasses)
(Cuts to outside the house where way back at the Mystery Machine, the mansion is scary looking from any distance we cut to the group entering)
Scooby:It's dark! I'm scared of the dark!
Shaggy:Me too man! My bones are knocking and my spine has a chill!
Scooby:My bones are knocking and my spine has a chill too!
Spike:You guys aren't the only ones.
Fluttershy:Yeah! I'm scared to death!
(Principal Celestia looks around)
Sci-Twi:What are you looking for Principal Celestia?
(Cuts to the man as we see his left side and leaves to go somewhere else in the house)
Principal Celestia:(OS)A light switch or something.
Applejack:(OS)Hey y'all, I found it!
(Cuts to her pulling the switch and sparks come out startling Shaggy and Scooby)
Sunset:So what now?
Pinkie Pie:SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!!
Shaggy:Pinkie! Are you trying to wake up the dead?!
Pinkie Pie:No. I just thought we'd have fun.
Spike:(Yawns)Man am I ever tired
Scooby:Me too.
Rainbow Dash:I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna sleep like the dead.
(Shaggy and Scooby faints and Fluttershy does too)
Rainbow Dash:What happen to them?
Applejack:Ya said "dead" and they fainted.
Vice Principal Luna:We will stay here for the night. And head home in the morning.
Sunset:So Twilight, ya wanna bunkbeds and be roommates?
Sci-Twi:Sure.
Principal Celestia:I'll take one room.
Cranky Doodle:I'm taking one room for myself.
Applejack:C'mon Rainbow, you and I are gonna bunk together.
Rainbow Dash:Awesome!
Rarity:Pinkie, Fluttershy and I will take one room.
Pinkie Pie:Wow! A threesome!
Vice Principal Luna:Twilight, can Spike sleep with me? Sometimes I get scared.
Sci-Twi:Sure Vice Principal Luna.
Principal Celestia:In case you're wondering, yeah she's been scared of the dark since she was a baby. She'd always had to sleep with me.