Viva Las Pegasus

Act 1 - Live from beautiful Downtown Sin City, Henry and June announce the greatest show on television, KaBlam! Live In Vegas! The musical guest is not only performing for them, but it features celebrity guests, too! Henry says he hasn't been this excited since Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon doing all kinds of nasty things during that movie "Showgirls", especially they get high for a rabbi, but the crowd isn't amused. 
Guest stars - Leslie Jones, Colin Jost, Kyle Mooney, Bobby Moynihan, Vanessa Bayer, and Sasheer Zamata 
musical guest - Sturgill Simpson 
== Quotes ==
Henry & June: Thank you, thank you so much!
Henry: From beautiful downtown Sin City, it’s the greatest show on 
June:  IIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit’s KaBlam! Live In Vegas!
Henry: Starring a whole host of celebrity guests, and the sounds of !
June: Hot chocolate!
Henry: Goodness! I haven't been this excited since Elizabeth Berkley and Gina Gershon doing all kinds of nasty things during that movie "Showgirls", especially they get high for a rabbi
"Audience didn't clap to the joke, silence remains"
June: Ahem, that Vegas is the kind of place that stays with you wherever you are. And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map, they are also here to hold a permanent place in our hearts.
Henry: Ladies and Gentlemen, with the accompaniment of Mr. Walter Murphy and his orchestra, we present the stars of our show, direct from Rockefeller Plaza, United States... The Saturday Night Live cast members!
Jodie: So, you're telling me that I can pick between all these different kinds of chips? 
Man: Yes. 
Jodie: How do people decide? Whoa! Now what's that beautiful fountain of rubies? have you tried this Slurpee? 
Nathan: Not that quickly. 
Jodie: It comes in 48 flavors. We have to try them all. 
Dalmatian toy puppy: Uh, I don't know, but we toy puppies don’t know how to drink slush... 
Jodie: Why? This place is open all night. Right, sir? 
Man: Yes. 
Jodie: Hey, Look, They're making a TV show about this place and we're the stars. Hello, world. 
Betty anne bongo: It's totally awesome.
Narrator: What you're about to see is top secret. it is a videotape recorded 900,000 years ago by an alien using a remote controlled camera. it shows his attempts to educated a caveman. they have been codenamed, The Prometheus & Bob tapes.
Tape 99: Kite
End.
Jodie: I’m very excited, those Caucasian siblings are my daddy's backing group
Audience member (Gabriel): Ladies and gentlemen, Sturgill Simpson!
(crowd cheers) 
Sturgill Simpson: There will be days 
The sun won't shine
When it seems like
The whole world is against you
Don't be afraid
Life is unkind
You can let go of the pain
If you choose to
'Cause time slips away
Skies fall apart
Revealing to all
A universal heart
Glowing
Flowing
All around you
There will be nights
That go on forever
Like you're long, lost at sea
Never to be found
Just know in your heart
That we're always together
And long after I'm gone
I'll still be around
'Cause our bond's eternal
So is love
God is inside you
All around you
And up above
Knowing
Showing you the way
Time slips away
Skies fall apart
Revealing to all
A universal heart
Glowing
Flowing
All around you
Vanessa Bayer: Well, folks. That's our show. 
Sasheer Zamata: We wanna thank you all so much for coming.
Kenan Thompson: And don't forget to come see me on Broadway, I’ll be starring in a new production of Annie Get Your Gun, which is getting a contemporary Broadway makeover. It's going to be called Annie Get Your Mic. We're going to do it right here on stage. 
Colin Jost: Good night, everybody. 
(Applause)
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