No Laughing Matter

No Laughing Matter is the first level of the Grey Goo (Facility) world in Tasty Planet Multiverse. Being the first level, it starts out with a comic.
== Backstory ==
After the Grey Goo grew big enough to eat universes, a group of universal gods had captured the goo and sent it to a facility to keep it from attacking or eating anything for good.
== Starting Comic ==
(patrolling ECF guard shows the trainee around and tells him what to do)
==== Panel 1 ====
* Guard: And this is the most dangerous entity that we hold. To prevent any future disasters, we have kept him at the smallest size possible.
* Trainee: What is it?
==== Panel 2 ====
* (focuses on the cube) Guard: That is the Grey Goo, a blob that has grown to eat universe sizes, and if it continued, ooooh boy, I'd just thank the omni-dimensional lords that he had been captured.
==== Panel 3 ====
* Trainee: Interesting, is it at the center...
* (Alarm sounds)
==== Panel 4 ====
* Guard: Security Breach! Some blasted traitor has broken an enclosure! I just hope the electricity hasn't been tampered with!
* Trainee: What? What do you mean???
* Guard: C'mon, we got to get to the breach and solve this immediately!
==== Panel 5 ====
(as the guard and trainee run towards the problem, the camera zooms in on the Grey Goo holding room, showing the temperature of the room dramatically rising to 60 degrees Kelvin)
==== Panel 6 ====
(zooms in on Grey Goo at the smallest level possible, noticing a change)
== Details ==
* Starting size: 1 x 10-100000m
* Required size: 21.3 am
== Edible Objects ==
* Dark Matter: Starting size
* Anti-Top Quark: Starting size
* Anti-Bottom Quark: 1 x 10-10000m
* Anti-Planet Quark: 1 x 10-1000m
* Anti-Sand Quark: 1 x 10-900m
* Anti Charm Quark: 1 x 10-104m
* Anti Strange Quark: 1 x 10-103m
* Anti Up Quark: 1 x 10-100m
* Anti Down Quark: 1 x 10-100m
* Planck Area: 2.61 x 10-70m
* Planck Time: 1 x 10-43m
* Space Time Fabric: 1 x 10-35m
* String Fabric: 1 x 10-35m
* Antiproton/Antineutron: 1 x 10-35m
* Quantum Foam: 1 PL (Planck length)
* Black Hole Singularity: 1.25 PL
* Muon: 2.76 PL
* Lepton: 25 PL
* Dark Energy: 62.5 PL
* Positron: 172 PL
* Photon: 187 PL
* Fermion: 2031 PL
* Gluon: 3125 PL
* Graviton: 3 x 10-30m
* Tachyon: 7.5 x 10-30m
* Beta Particle: 9.1 x 10-30m
* W Boson: 1 x 10-26m
* Alpha Particle: 6.64 x 10-26m
* Neutrino: 1 ym (yoctometer)
* Tau Neutrino: 1 ym
* Muon Neutrino: 1 ym
* MeV Neutrino: 2 ym
* Electron Neutrino: 5 ym
* Anti-Hydrogen: 7.5 ym
* Perpetual Motion Particle: 10 ym
* Energy Neutrino: 10 ym
* Solar Neutrino: 91 ym
* Top Quark: 100 ym
* f-Meson: 400 ym
* Phi-Meson: 1.02 zm
* Preon: 2 zm
* B Meson: 5.27 zm
* Upsilon Meson: 9.46 zm
* High Energy Neutrino: 14 zm
* Bottom Quark: 30 zm
* Planet Quark: 45 zm
* Sand Quark: 50 zm
* Charm Quark: 100 zm
* Cosmic Ray: 120 zm
* Sterile Neutrino: 200 zm
* Strange Quark: 400 zm
* J/Psi Meson: 496 zm
* Up Quark: 1 am
* Down Quark: 1 am
== Trivia ==
* Is a "pun" out of the phrase "no laughing matter," but with emphasis on matter.