Your valiant cartoonist

== Transcript ==
;Panel 1:
: Bud: "You don't think these donations are needed? Just look at the awful, deplorable conditions your valiant cartoonist has to live in!"
;Panel 2:
: (narration): 3rd martini
: (narration): Cuban cigar
: (narration): Monocle
: (narration): Bath tub full of caviar
: (narration): Lobster
: (narration): Servants off-panel
: (narration): Top Hat
: (narration): Dom Pérignon
;Panel 3:
: Bud: "Hmm. That may not be the correct photo..."
: Autumn: "Whoa." 
=== Alt text ===
You don't understand how I'm hurting. THAT IS LOW-GRADE CAVIAR!
== Cast ==
=== Depicted Characters ===
* Autumn Pingo
* Bud Oven
* Chris Paulsen
== Location ==
Unknown [non-canon donation drive]
== External link ==
* Comic #816