Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex

This page is for the third album. For information on the alternate dimension see: The Terrorvortex Of Kor-Virliath. 
If you're looking for the timeline within that universe, see: Timeline (Terrorvortex)
Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex is the third album by symphonic power metal band Gloryhammer. It was released globally on May 31st, 2019.https://napalmrecords.com/english/legends-from-beyond-the-galactic-terrorvortex-cd.html https://www.napalmrecordsamerica.com//gloryhammer-legends-from-beyond-the-galactic-terrorvortex-cd.html
==Story==
After Earth was destroyed by the Hootsman in order to stop Zargothrax from summoning the Elder god Kor-Virliath, Zargothrax fled into the wormhole that was opened as a result ("Into the Terrorvortex of Kor-Virliath"). Angus McFife XIII followed him into the wormhole and upon reaching the other side he discovered a terrible alternate reality ("The Siege of Dunkeld (In Hoots We Trust)"). Zargothrax has corrupted this reality and is slaughtering the peasants of the world. Angus attempts to stop Zargothrax but quickly finds that the Hammer of Glory has no power in this dimension. While Angus flees, Zargothrax proclaims himself the emperor of this land, commanding the corrupted Dreadlord Ser Proletius and the death knights of Crail to slaughter more peasants in Auchtermuchty ("Masters of the Galaxy"). Angus McFife is told about a resistance far north in the Land of the Unicorns.
Upon reaching the resistance, he is met by Ralathor, the hermit of Cowdenbeath, now known as Submarine Commander Ralathor ("Land of Unicorns"). Ralathor tells Angus that he needs to charge his hammer by bringing it to the sun of this world, and to do this, he must find the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack ("Power of the Laser Dragon Fire"). Angus quests away to acquire the jetpack ("Legendary Enchanted Jetpack") and uses it to fly into outer space where he recharges his legendary Hammer of Glory ("Gloryhammer"). Returning to Fife, the resistance gathers aboard the flying Submarine, the DSS Hootsforce ("Hootsforce"). They head to Dunkeld and engage the forces of Zargothrax ("Battle for Eternity").
As the solar conjunction draws close, Zargothrax proclaims that there is nothing they can do to stop his ascension to godhood ("The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny"). Then a mighty hero with holy armour made from wolf descends from the heavens; the mighty Hootsman has arrived. The Hootsman was not killed in the explosion but was instead merged with the fabric of reality and became a god in this universe. The Hootsman yells to Zargothrax that he is the one and only true God of this universe and with his power combined with the Hammer of Glory, they defeat Zargothrax forever.
However, as Zargothrax falls to dust, Angus McFife realizes he was impaled by the Knife of Evil and will soon be left to the same fate that Ser Proletius was left to. Realizing that he would soon turn for the worse, Angus McFife ends his own life in the raging fires of Mount Schiehallion. As Angus dies, there is a mysterious morse code transmission reading out "Activate Zargothrax Clone: Alpha 1".
==Track Listing==
All music and lyrics by Gloryhammer. Track lengths sourced from Bandcamp.https://gloryhammer.bandcamp.com/album/legends-from-beyond-the-galactic-terrorvortex
No.	Title 	Length
1. 	Into the Terrorvortex of Kor-Virliath 	01:18
2. 	The Siege of Dunkeld (In Hoots We Trust)	04:46
3. 	Masters of the Galaxy 	04:25
4. 	The Land of Unicorns 	04:24
5. 	Power of the Laser Dragon Fire 	05:06
6. 	Legendary Enchanted Jetpack 	04:18
7. 	Gloryhammer 	05:00
8. 	Hootsforce 	03:50
9. 	Battle for Eternity 	03:52
10.	The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny
Dundaxian Overture
The Battle of Cowdenbeath
Return of the Astral Demigod of Unst
The Knife of Evil
Transmission	12:33
==Personnel==
Gloryhammer
Vocals 	Keyboard 	Guitar 	Bass 	Drums
Angus McFife XIII	Zargothrax 	Dreadlord Proletius	The Hootsman 	Submarine Commander Ralathor
Thomas Winkler 	Michael Barber	Paul Templing 	James Cartwright	Ben Turk
 Additional Musicians
Keyboard Solo (track 9)
Jens Johansson
 Choir
Amy Turk	Charlotte Jones	Chris Charles	David Stanton	Dominic Sewell	Katrina Riberio
 Production 
Production, Mixing, Mastering	Cover Art, Artwork, Layout	Photography 	Vocal Coach 	Editing 	Songwriting (track 5)
Lasse Lammert 	Dan Goldsworthy 	Robert Zembrzycki	Jessy Martens	Travis Whalley	Matthew Bell
==Songs== 
=== Into The Terrorvortex Of Kor-Virliath ===
Lyrics
Between the cosmic wake of a thousand solar nightmares... Chaos will reign eternal!
Lore text
And lo, Planet Earth had been destroyed by the Hootsman, with an explosion so powerful it ripped a hole in the very fabric of spacetime. And yet, Zargothrax was still not defeated, for he managed to use his last shreds of power to escape through the dimensional rift. Vowing to defeat the evil sorcerer, Angus McFife XIII followed him into the portal, with no idea where it might lead.
The wormhole was a truly terrifying plane of non-existence. Cosmic chaos swirled around the two eternal foes as they descended through space and time. Somehow, they could feel the presence of a third being within the portal... An entity of unimaginable power. But before Angus could ascertain the nature of this powerful force, he was thrust out of the wormhole... And Zargothrax was nowhere to be seen.
Angus materialized in a place that seemed familiar... yet strangely alien. This was the Kingdom of Fife, perhaps from a time in the days of old. But it was somehow... Different. The sky burned with a crimson fire, and the stench of goblin blood was thick in the air. Before him, where the Citadel of Dundee should be, stood a massive and terrible tower, a grand fortress of evil carved out of the very living rock. And atop this tower was a colossal statue of his arch nemesis... Zargothrax, the Dark Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty!”
=== The Siege Of Dunkeld (In Hoots We Trust) ===
Lyrics
Regis Dundoniensis
Furor Apocalyptus
Magus Calamitosus
Bellis Intergalactus
Regis Dundoniensis
Furor Apocalyptus
Magus Calamitosus
Bellis Intergalactus
Ancient cosmic wormhole
Chaos lord arise
I have returned from the future
Into a terrible past
Chaos and war on the plains of Dunkeld
The armies of darkness amassed
Is this a twisted dimension?
Is this true reality?
A symbol of evil is flying once more
Above the proud spires of Dundee
A burning black sun
The siege of Dunkeld has begun
Defeat of the ancient town is nigh
In Hoots We Trust
Horrifying fecal demons
Rising up out of the caverns below
Dark robotic astral zombies
Eating the peasants who live in Glasgow
Siege engines of hell's creation
Blasting the walls with unholy fire
Undead forces marching onward
Army of evil so tragic and dire
Look up to the sky
A glorious battlecry
The forces of justice call his name
In Hoots We Trust
(We Trust)
By the power of the Holy King of Unst
(Hail Hoots)
For the Glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
(Confutatis Maledictis Caledoniae)
In Hoots We Trust
I am the Bane of Cowdenbeath
The Scourge of Auchtermuchty
Arch-Foe of the Questlords of Inverness
Come face me in battle, Angus
And prepare to meet thy doom!
Your dark dominion has corrupted Dundee
With a swing of my hammer I'll end this misery
Legendary battle
Epic war is fight
What mystic enchantment has Zargothrax spun?
My weapon has no effect, this fight can't be won
Pathetic mortal scum!
In this dimension, your hammer has no power over me
Now, kneel before your Emperor
Kneel before...Your God!
In Hoots We Trust
(We Trust)
By the power of the Holy King of Unst
(Hail Hoots)
For the Glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
In Hoots We Trust
(We Trust)
By the power of the Holy King of Unst
(Hail Hoots)
For the Glory of Dundee
To win this epic battle
In his power we must trust to set us free
In Hoots We Trust
Lore text
The wormhole had transported Angus and Zargothrax to an alternate dimension! And somehow, Zargothrax had materialized at an earlier point in time, letting him conquer the entire Kingdom of Fife with nothing to stand in his way. With his Hammer of Glory unable to channel the powers of this universe, Angus could not defeat the evil wizard in combat, and was forced to retreat from the battle. Even with their mysterious battle-prayers to The Hootsman, the resistance armies had no chance. From a hiding place in the hills above Dunkeld, he watched in horror as Zargothrax's army slaughtered the inhabitants of the city, the final holdout against the forces of evil. Angus could not believe his eyes when he realized who was commanding the armies of chaos... it was none other than Ser Proletius, the Grand Master of the Templar Knights of Crail! What terrible enchantment had led the alternate-universe version of this noble warrior to fight on the side of Zargothrax?!
=== Masters Of The Galaxy ===
Lyrics
Far to the East, an army of evil is rising
Deathknights of Crail
Under the spell of sorcerer's twisted design
To darkness we hail
With their blades of black fire they enslave the land
Obeying their master's will
The force of their terror no mortal can stand
Knights of evil, kill
Long ago in the distant future, they were a force for the light
But now in the ancient times, they slaughter peasants by night
We are the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
On a quest for all eternity
We're the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
Knights of Evil, arise
Leading the charge is the mightiest scion of evil
Mighty indeed!
Proletius his name, grandmaster of death and decay
Worship or bleed!
In another dimension he fought for the king
And the glory of all Dundee
Now corrupted by darkness he kills everything
Mwah ha ha ha!
Stabbed through the heart with the Knife of Evil, it infected his brain
Anti-Telharsic power now flowing through his veins
We are the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
On a quest that's never ending
We are the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
Knights of Evil, arise
Grand Master Proletius! Dispatch your Knights of Evil to slaughter more peasants in Auchtermuchty!
As you command, Lord Zargothrax. Deathknights of Crail... to battle!
We are the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
On a quest for all eternity
We're the Masters of the Galaxy
We're the Lords of Space Dundee
The destroyers of reality
Knights of Evil, arise
Arise
Arise
Arise
Lore text
The Knife of Evil, thought Angus. One of the three powerful relics of the Ancient Starlords... the other two of course being the Hammer of Glory and the Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem. As he mused on the cruel fate of his once-ally Proletius, a shadowy figure approached him. If you seek to restore the Kingdom of Fife, whispered the mysterious figure, head north to the Land of Unicorns... you will find friends there. May the Hoots be with you. And with that, the figure disappeared. This is truly a strange universe, Angus said to himself as he took the shadowy denizen's advice and headed north to Achnasheen. The armies of justice in Dunkeld, and now this messenger... all worshipping the Hootsman as a God. But that can't be... he died in the Neutronic Transnova detonation of Earth, surely?
=== The Land Of Unicorns ===
Lyrics
I have arrived in a world ruled by chaos and evil
Darkness enfolds the land that I once called my home
Lost in the realm of an ancient and powerful wizard
Now I must quest to take back the Crystalline Throne
Legends speak of a glen
Where truth and justice still reign
Ride far away cross the mighty River Tay
Over mountains into the unknown
Follow your heart, let it guide you through the dark
To the Land of Unicorns
Follow the path, laid down by the forces of justice
Over the stones, and into the mountains of fire
Fighting with trolls, and undead defenders of chaos
Onwards I ride, in search of the land I desire
Descend out of the mists
The valley of Achnasheen
Ride far away cross the mighty River Tay
Over mountains into the unknown
Follow your heart, let it guide you through the dark
To the Land of Unicorns
The mists are clearing now
I see the realm before my eyes
Ralathor the warrior
Greets me to the mystic land
The Land of Unicorns!
Ride far away cross the mighty River Tay
Over mountains into the unknown
Follow your heart, let it guide you through the dark
To the Land of Unicorns
Ride far away cross the mighty River Tay
Over mountains into the unknown
Follow your heart, let it guide you through the dark
To the Land of Unicorns
To the Land of Unicorns
Lore text
Angus had finally made it to the secret base of the resistance army, hidden in the valley of Achnasheen in the Land of Unicorns. And he was surprised to find out the identity of the resistance leader... it was Ralathor, the Mysterious Hermit of Cowdenbeath! Ralathor?! he exclaimed. How did you get to this universe? That's not important right now, muttered Ralathor. What is important, is that you find a way to defeat Zargothrax. And I believe I know how to repair your hammer. Ralathor explained that the Hammer of Glory did not work in this dimension, as it needs to be charged with solar energy from a star in this universe. And the only way to do that, was to fly into space, and soar through the corona of the sun. But that's impossible! despaired Angus. Spaceships haven't been invented in this reality, there's no way for me to get to space. Not necessarily, replied Ralathor. There is a way...
=== Power Of The Laser Dragon Fire ===
Lyrics
Remember the days long ago, when we fought side by side for the glory
Battling foes of Dundee in a war in the sky
Now in this valley we hide, the last hope in this desperate story
Onwards into the unknown you must quest forever
In an alternate dimension
Under spell of evil warlock
There's no chance to return to our home
Now we're far away, lost in a different reality
Slaying dragons
Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
We are Warriors
Wielding the Hammer so glorious
Fighting with the power of the Laser Dragon Fire
I have discovered a scroll, telling tales of equipment for wizard
A jetpack of ultimate steel with the power to fly
It lies in a cave to the north guarded by unholy creatures
But if your quest is to fail we'll all die together
With the boost of mighty jetpack
Into outer space you can arise
And find your destiny once more
Now we're far away, lost in a different reality
Slaying dragons
Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
We are Warriors
Wielding the Hammer so glorious
Fighting with the power of the Laser Dragon Fire
Ride forth, mighty warrior, beyond the crystalline gates of the Land of Unicorns, into the great plaguelands of Caithness... there you must seek your true destiny. Many perils await you on your journey, but victorious you will return with the power to defeat Zargothrax for all eternity!
Remember the heroes
Who died in the war of Space Dundee
Now lost in another galaxy
Far away, lost in a different reality
One more final battle to save the Kingdom of Fife
Far away, lost in a different reality
Slaying dragons
Fighting to save the Kingdom of Fife
We are Warriors
Wielding the Hammer so glorious
Fighting with the power of the ancient holy
Tragic raging Laser Dragon Fire
Lore text
Heeding the words of Ralathor, Angus McFife XIII once again set out from the shores of Loch a' Chroisg on a perilous quest into the frozen lands of Caithness, in search of a mysterious ancient artifact of power... the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack. His quest would be perilous, and he would have to face many foes if he was to be successful. But he would quest nonetheless, for the Eternal Glory of Dundee!
=== Legendary Enchanted Jetpack ===
Lyrics
Quest for Fife to end pain and strife
In search of the enchanted engine!
Far and wide, I roam through Speyside
Into the deepest dark dungeon
There it waits, behind golden gates
Sealed in a chest made of diamonds
Heart pure as steel I must reveal
To hold artifact in my hands
A gleam of steam surrounds the machine
Of might
And in my dreams I am flying
Over Cowdenbeath
Across an endless horizon
Fly forever free
Below me I can see the world so far away
And in my dreams I am flying
Flying through the Kingdom of Dundee
On a jetpack made of cosmic steel
Run for your life! The cave now is rife
With laser trolls' sudden appearing
Wizard must know where I was to go
Though he sent his hordes I'm not fearing
Battle is fight with beams of black light
Clashing with my mighty hammer
The evil troll shoots, lacking power of hoots
Never they will prevail
There is a goblin in the castle...
Take heed!
And in my dreams I am flying
Over Cowdenbeath
Across an endless horizon
Fly forever free
Below me I can see the world so far away
And in my dreams I am flying
Flying through the Kingdom of Dundee
On a jetpack made of cosmic steel
Now it's time to fly away, starborn defender
To realms beyond space I will soar
Clouds beneath and stars lie before me
No return forevermore
So hail to you, all that I've known here
With speed of light I'm to rise
Heavenwards, wielding the hammer
Riding on the astral fire far beyond the sky
And in my dreams I am flying
Over Cowdenbeath
Across an endless horizon
Fly forever free
Below me I can see the world so far away
And in my dreams I am flying
Flying through the Kingdom of Dundee
On a jetpack made of cosmic steel
Lore text
The quest had been victorious! With the power of the Legendary Enchanted Jetpack now at his disposal, Angus blasted off into space, thrusting upwards with incredible velocity, wielding the Hammer of Glory in his armor clad hands. His destination... the sun.
=== Gloryhammer ===
Lyrics
Galaxies swarming behind me
Nebulas lying ahead
This can only mean
That I have arrived into space, oh yeah
I feel the astral fire burning
It's blazing deep inside of me
It burns for the steel, my steel
Fly high into space to charge my
Laser Powered Goblin Smasher
With the force of solar fusion
Flowing through my veins
My steel will blow you away
Fighting mega battles every day
Glory! Hammer!
Wielding steel that is true
Glory! Hammer!
Since 1992
Glory! Hammer!
For the King of Dundee, my destiny
Glory! Hammer!
My hammer will not surrender
It fights until I'm to die
Now time has come
To regain its powerful might, once more
Celestial light of new dimension
Fill my maul with glory
For all that is real, yeah
Fly high into space to wield my
Thunder Striking Wizard Thrasher
The dawn of another reality
Reinvigorates
My steel will blow you away
Fighting mega battles every day
Forged by ancient Gods of warfare
Wrought of lasers from the sun
Now suffused with astral fire
It is the time for battle
Every knee will bow before me
Every goblin king will fall
Now the time has come to
Regain our fallen pride once more
Fly high into space to raise my
Heavy Metal Darklord Crasher
With the stars of this universe now
Lying in my hands
My steel will blow you away
Mighty prince with a licence to slay
Fighting mega battles every day
Glory! Hammer!
Glory! Hammer!
Glory! Hammer!
Glory! Hammer!
Wielding steel that is true
Glory! Hammer!
Since 1992
Glory! Hammer!
For the King of Dundee, my destiny
Glory! Hammer!
It is my destiny
Glory! Hammer!
To rule the Galaxy
Glory! Hammer!
I am the one
The chosen son
Glory! Hammer!
Lore text
On the wings of his jetpack, with the newly invigorated power of the Hammer of Glory in his hands, Angus returned to the resistance base in the Land of Unicorns to prepare for the final assault on the evil sorcerer. Ralathor stood waiting for his arrival. It is time! bellowed Ralathor. Now that Angus McFife wields the power to defeat Zargothrax, we must strike! HOOTS FORCE, ASSEMBLE! Suddenly the waters of Loch a' Chroisg began to stir violently, and from the depths rose a great flying nuclear submarine, with the name DSS HOOTSFORCE' emblazoned on the side. This was the secret weapon of the resistance army! And with a glorious battle cry, the forces of justice set course to the Battlefield of Cowdenbeath, for the final battle against Zargothrax.
=== Hootsforce ===
Lyrics
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
All across the land of Fife, grim chaos reigns supreme
Shackled by the mind control of the dark lord of Dundee
Yet still there lies the chance of hope now Angus has returned
The sigil of the Hootsforce in the sky tonight will burn
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Forces of resistance, it is time to make a stand
No longer will Lord Zargothrax enslave our ancient land
Sub Commander Ralathor, engage your nuclear force
The battlefield of Cowdenbeath is where we'll set our course
In a submarine, beneath the seas
Of Achnasheen, we remain unseen
But now the time, has come to rise
Ascend into the skies
Hoots force
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight for the king, for the hammer and the ring
Fight for the ancient story
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Fight 'til we die, in a battle in the sky
Fight all the foes before thee
Fight for your life, we must fight for Fife
For the power and the glory
Hootsforce arise
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
We are the Hootsforce!
Hootsforce!
Lore text
Soon the epic battle would be fight. As Angus flew across the Highlands, towards his final destiny on the battlefields of Cowdenbeath, he thought back on the many battles he had seen in his life. Fighting goblins on the moon... destroying the Earth to save the galaxy... slaying undead unicorns in the streets of Strathmiglo... it was all leading up to this moment the one final battle to defeat Zargothrax for all time.
=== Battle For Eternity ===
Lyrics
I am the final defender
Have you ever seen the galaxy ablaze
Have you ever fought a wizard face to face
Have you ever watched the Kingdom turn to dust
As a unicorn devours with its lust
I have seen many worlds
And traveled through time
But nothing prepares
For ultimate fight
I am the final defender
The last hope for this galaxy
Dundee will arise, from evil demise
I'm the one with the power to win
The Battle for Eternity
Have you ever killed a goblin on the moon
Have you ever rode an eagle to its doom
Have you ever seen the spires of proud Dundee
Burning with the fire of destiny
The Kingdom of Fife
Will never to die
Raise up your hammer
And scream to the sky
I am the final defender
The last hope for this galaxy
Dundee will arise, from evil demise
I'm the one with the power to win
The Battle for Eternity
I am the final defender
I am the final defender
The last hope for this galaxy
Dundee will arise, from evil demise
I'm the one with the power to win
I am the final defender
The last hope for this galaxy
Dundee will arise, from evil demise
I'm the one with the power to win
The Battle for Eternity
Lore text
Meanwhile, in the dread fortress of Dundee, the evil emperor Zargothrax was plotting his final nefarious act. He had discovered ancient scrolls of colossal power in the vast libraries of the Dundonian citadel, telling of the means by which he could gain unimaginable power. At the upcoming solar conjunction, by channeling the power of the Knife of Evil through an arcane incantation, he would transcend his mortal coil, and become an immortal god of the multiverse!
=== The Fires Of Ancient Cosmic Destiny ===
Lyrics
[I: Dundaxian Overture]
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
And of all the legendary warriors
None will survive
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
Great sacrifice
[II: The Battle of Cowdenbeath]
Magnificent vessel appears in the sky
The Hootsforce arrives into Cowdenbeath
Prepare for the warfare of ultimate destiny
Into the battle the heroes make fight
Fast as Dundonian lightning they strike
The armies of evil will die on the field
They'll die by our steel
And the battlefield of Cowdenbeath fell silent, as the black gates of the fortress of Crail opened wide. Atop a horde of undead eagles, the grim armies of the Deathknights of Crail rode out to meet the forces of justice. And at the vanguard of this terrible host stood the Grandmaster himself... Dreadlord Proletius!
From the black gate evil Deathknights attack
Proletius is leading the chaos charge
Slaughtering peasants with deadly impunity
Ralathor fires his final defence
Missiles of nuclear justice
The Deathknights are suddenly vaporized
Proletius dies
For the King of Space
We will fight to end disgrace
In our once proud land
We will make our stand
When the dark lord comes
We will shoot our laser guns
For the glory of mighty Dundee
Mwah ha ha ha! Such a pathetic display of valor! You are naught but insignificant worms before the infinite power of Zargothrax! Now... the solar conjunction is at hand... my ascension to godhood is inevitable! And there is NOTHING you can do to stop me! Worship my omnipotence!
Even though Ser Proletius and his Deathknights of Crail had been defeated, the power of Zargothrax was still growing exponentially! It seemed now that even with the renewed power of the Hammer of Glory, the forces of justice would not be able to defeat him. Suddenly, when all seemed lost, a flash of holy light lit up the entire sky, and a being of unimaginable power descended from the heavens. It was the Hootsman! Angus realized he was the mysterious third entity he had encountered in the wormhole!
The force of the detonation from his nuclear heart had not killed the Hootsman... it had merged his essence with the very fabric of reality in the terrorvortex, and he had transformed into a God! He had arrived into this reality long before the evil wizard... For thousands of years now he had looked down from the heavens upon the people of this dimension, and they had worshipped him.
He had watched the arrival of Zargothrax and witnessed his bloody conquest across the land. He had seen as Angus McFife arrived through the portal and fought bravely in an attempt to save the kingdom. And now when all seemed lost... He himself would descend from the firmament and bring The Justice of Hoots to Earth.
[III: Return of the Astral Demigod of Unst]
From the Heavens
Comes a hero
Mighty Hootsman
Vanitati
Latinae
Canentis
Hootus Dei
With a flash of thunder
A god falls from the sky
With holy armor made from wolf
The Hootsman has arrived
Side by side with Angus
The warriors make fight
Hootsman fires a laser blast
Shoots goblins out of sight
From the Heavens
Comes a hero
Mighty Hootsman
Vanitati
Latinae
Canentis
Hootus Dei
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
And of all the legendary warriors
None will survive
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
The Hootsman has arrived
Alright Zargothrax! Your evil reign of terror ends today! My name is the Hootsman, and I am the one and only true god of this universe! It is time for you to taste the power of HOOTS!
With the force of the hammer
And the power of Hoots
The forces of justice attack
Bringing destruction to Zargothrax
The wizard defeated
Dissolves into dust
The Kingdom of Fife has been saved
The legendary Angus McFife has triumphed this day
[IV: The Knife of Evil]
And lo, Zargothrax was finally defeated. But in the epic final struggle with the dark sorcerer, the valiant hero Angus McFife realised he had been impaled by the Knife of Evil. As he watched the lifeless corpse of Zargothrax dissolve into liquid dust, Angus knew that soon he himself would be corrupted by the dark power of that cursed blade. And so he resolved that he must make the final sacrifice for the Glory of Dundee... he would end his own life by descending into the raging volcanic fires of Schiehallion!
Goodbye
My time has come to die
This is the end
I must say farewell
Descend in to hell
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
And of all the legendary warriors
None will survive
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
The Prince of Fife must Die
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
And of all the legendary warriors
None will survive
In the fires of ancient cosmic destiny
Evil will rise
To defeat the power of the sorcerer
The Prince of Fife must Die
To save the galaxy
It is your mighty destiny
Brave Angus McFife
[V: Transmission]
Transmission complete
=== On The Wings Of A Rainbow ===
Lyrics
We ride over mountains and into the battle
To fight with our mighty Dundonian steel
The king has blessed us with powerful robots
Take aim with your lasers and unicorn blades made of flame
Into the fortress of evil
Wielding the force of the astral hammer
Kill all the goblins and wizards who stand in our way
On the wings of a rainbow
Out of the darkness and into the sky
On the wings of a rainbow
Look to the heavens, the unicorn flies
On the wings of a rainbow
Out of the darkness and into the sky
On the wings of a rainbow
Look to the heavens, the unicorn flies
Inside we encounter the armies of evil
Three trolls and an army of Deathknights of Crail
With force we attack all the minions of darkness
Their blood will flow on the fields of Dundee on this day
Die by the wrath of my hammer
Making their heads all explode with fury
Vanquish the forces of doom in a glorious fight
On the wings of a rainbow
Out of the darkness and into the sky
On the wings of a rainbow
Look to the heavens, the unicorn flies
On the wings of a rainbow
Out of the darkness and into the sky
On the wings of a rainbow
Look to the heavens, the unicorn flies
Fight for the kingdom of Fife 'til we Die
== Gallery ==
File:Legends.jpg|Image is from a set of images posted to the gloryhammer facebook account to promote the then upcoming album.
File:Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex.png|Full album art
==References==
Category:Albums