139232-adventures-of-a-noobineer-part-1

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I've seen a similar kind of thread going around and I thought it would be cool to do something like it. Basically I'll be creating threads like these for people to read and ( hopefully entertain ) telling about my stories as I leveled in the game, and the cool things that happened to me ! Please keep in mind that I'm not the best at keeping a proper layout, and that English isn't my native language nor did I ever learn it . So here we go ! 
 
 
Part 1 : The leveling begins ! 
 
Technically it started a while ago. 2-3 days ago to be exact. Countless times have I smashed that create button, always re-creating all the different kind of classes to find that perfect match for me. All without success. That is untill . . . I saw the perfect oppertunity to create a squirrel named Conker ! I felt like an Engineer would be the best fit seeing as Conker resambles one more than any other class IMO. So after seconds . . . okay, more like minutes, I've finally got him looking perfectly to what I wanted it to look like ! Now just a name and voila ! My journey can begin. Hmm . . . I know ! Conker . . . Reloaded ! And thus "Conker Reloaded" was born, a nooby little Engineer, that just like in the videogame itself, got dropped into a big world clueless of where to go and what to do. My adventure now really begins . . . 
 
 
 
BONUS EPISODE
Part 2 : Past 10, Before 20 ! 
 
The journey continues. Having made it past level 10 I suddenly got a loud voice in my head yelling and swearing at me telling me to "kick some b*tt" ! Seems like an awesome start so far ! After recovering from the laughter from hearing such a verbal thing I quickly focus back to what I was doing . . . Mhmm what was it again ? Killing some shaman birds ? No. Destroying some air-magic-bibidibamboozle totems? No. Oh I remember ! I was looking for that hidden cache ! I could've sworn the GPS showed it was right ontop of me ? *alt-tabs out to google some stuff*. Oh what's that ? I'm half-dead with a mini-boss whacking away at me. What did I do you may ask ? I did what any normal guy would do in such a situation. I grabbed some beer, got drunk and facerolled that f***er ! /// Err wrong game ! -> I screamed like a little girl, pressed all buttons rapidly and miraculously made it through the encounter with just a 1 gold repaircost ! . . . ( maybe abit less ). While clearing my world's smallest pockets because I'm out of space, I noticed a purple item shining oh so brightly. "Ability tier point unlock" it said. Having no clue what it was I decided to sell it, but right as I want to click accept my better half of me pokes me on my shoulder and asks me if I shouldn't check the auction house first. So I did. And oh boy . . . I feel like the richest pro guy newb alive ! A very good start to an awesome adventure . . . indeed ! 
 
 
Liked the stories ? Then please leave some feedback so I know it's not been just time wasted o: If people really enjoy these type of stories I'll continue to keep posting them ! Happy gaming everybody!
 
-Conker. 
			
				
	Edited October 8, 2015 by Excynic	
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			No feedback ? Seems like I'll not continue this "little project" then . . . 	
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i had a good laugh. its up to you if you want to continue it.
not everyone can reply or wants to reply so dont be butthurt if you dont get a reply in 12h.	
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			I don't believe you ever seen someone being "butthurt" yet, seems like it's just a fancy word you use because other people use it on the forums. I appreciate constructive criticisme but such a comment was unnescessary and not to mention incredibly childish, but that was to be expected (:. 	
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