Pepino

:Not to be confused with Peppino.
Pepinos are plants native to South America, but it's also the name of their fruit, which looks like a melon that is weird, we are only talking about this. Pepinos are delicate and mild tasting, and does not grow in any of the four Brazils.
Pepinos were created when M. Bison was throwing away a rotten Watermelon when he tripped and it rolled all the way from North Brazil to the Southernest of South Murica where a rock halted it's progress. The bruised melon quickly decomposed, Somebody then threw away a rotten Cucumber with it, the two fused as the decomposed into one plant. Pepinos are wide spread in South America now.
== Culture ==
In acient South American culture, Pepinos are thrown into active volcanoes as it's believed to make them inactive, why? Because they're Stupid. Pepinos are also thrown in oceans near South Africa because there's some fish that eat them for some odd reason, ya know what? How did they even get them? Oh shoot, guys, we cannot cite this even though it's true, c'mon elitez find da evidence!
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