Two Holes Are Better Than One

Two Holes Are Better Than One is a question from YOU DON'T KNOW JACK.
===Question===
Let's say for some odd reason the AMA® decides that all penises should have another hole. What medical procedure would they devise to accomplish this?
===Question Reading===
"Let's just say for some odd reason the AMA® decides that all penises should have another hole. What medical procedure would they devise to accomplish this?"
===Choices===
1. penisectomy
2. penistropy
3. penisostomy
4. penisotomy
===Choice Quotes===
1. "Penisectomy? That'd be the removal of the penis! Now honey, put the knife down. This isn't funny."
2. "Penistropy? No, that would be the curving of the penis. Up or down."
3. "You got a hole in one."
4. NATE: Penisotomy? That would be the cutting of the penis. Okay, who in the audience just closed their legs?
MALE MEMBERS IN THE AUDIENCE: Me!
===Answer Quote===
"-ostomy means to make an opening. And if you're creative, you could come up with some other words you could tack that suffix on to."
===Alternate Answer Quote===
"Penisotomy. -ostomy means to make an opening. And if you're creative, you could come up with some other words you could tack that suffix on to."
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