Junglepants

Junglepants is just a random episode that existant wrote. In this episode, spongebob and patrick do something stupid in the jungle and patrick dies.
= Transcript =
Pacific Networks Presents
[Title card of 'Junglepants']
(Spongebob knocks on patrick's door)
Spongebob: hey patrick!
(Patrick emerges from his rock)
Patrick: hi spongebob
Spongebob: patrick i think i know what were gonna do today
Patrick: we're gonna rob innocent elderly people and go to jail?
Spongebob: um, patrick are you still on drugs?
Patrick: yeah i think i am.
Spongebob: anyway, i think we should go to the bikini jungle and go see an actual lion fish!
Patrick: that doesn't sound dangerous at all, let's go!
(Bubble transition; spongebob and patrick are in the jungle)
Spongebob: alright patrick, have we got everything, underwear?
Patrick: check.
Spongebob: food and drinks?
Patrick: check.
Spongebob: alrighty then! Let's go see that Lion fish!
(They hear roaring)
Spongebob: patrick what was that
Patrick: i dunno, but it seems like its coming from that bush
Spongebob: i'll go see…
(Spongebob approaches the bush)
(Spongebob gulps)
Spongebob: alright..
(Spongebob opens the bush to see a sleeping lion fish with bones in it's paws)
Spongebob: oh.
Patrick: what is it?
Spongebob: i think we found the lion fish patrick.
(Patrick touches the lion fish)
Patrick: feels soft.
(The lion fish wakes up and bites off patrick's hand)
(Patrick screams)
Spongebob: OH MY [dolphin noise]! PATRICK! RUN!
(Patrick's bones are seen near the lionfish)
(The lion fish approaches spongebob)
Spongebob: uh.. good kitty…
(The lion fish roars at spongebob)
(Spongebob runs while screaming)
(The lion fish grabs spongebob by the leg and rips it off)
Spongebob: HELP ME SOMEONE!
(The words echo; a strange fish appears from the bushes)
Incidental 201: Hey! Get off that person!
(Lion fish runs away)
Spongebob: oh thank you mister….
Jeffrey: My name is jeffrey
Spongebob: thank you jeffrey, if it wasn't for you i would have been eaten alive!
Jeffrey: no problem yellow thing
Spongebob: it's spongebob
Jeffrey: oh whatever, just don't disturb a lion fish while it's sleeping again.
Spongebob: alright then…
(Jeffrey disappears into the bushes)
(Bubble transition)
(Patrick's gravestone is shown on screen)
Spongebob: oh patrick, if only you didn't touch the lion fish….
(Spongebob sobs)
(Spongebob leaves the graveyard; episode ends)
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