都合のイイ女。 (Tsugou no Ii Onna.)

==Lyrics==
Japanese 	Romaji 	English
四時半の赤信号 	yojihan no akashingou 	The red signal light at half past four
ネヴァーフルの中　お財布だけ 	nevaafuru no naka osaifu dake 	There’s only my dear wallet in my Neverfull
あぁ　メイクアップ落とさなきゃ 	aa meikuappu otosanakya 	Ahh, I’ve gotta wash off my makeup
起こしてね西武線 	okoshite ne seibusen 	Wake me up, oh Seibu Line
迷っちゃうなプロテーゼ 	mayocchau na puroteeze 	I can’t decide if I should do prosthesis
何事も初手はほどほどに 	nanigoto mo shote wa hodohodo ni 	There’s a first for everything but do it in moderation
まぁ先天星のお嬢様も 	maa sentensei no ojou-sama mo 	Well, even the lady of the first starMy closest guess. I tried searching around but I still don’t know for sure what iPPei means by 先天(innate)星(star/planet)のお嬢様(lady).
ひといじりするでしょ 	hito ijiri suru desho 	Has dabbled in it once, I’m sure
 	 	
代官山のディナーも 	daikan'yama no dinaa mo 	Even at dinner in Daikanyama,
君とじゃドレスでも　追い出されるだけよ 	kimi to ja doresu demo oidasareru dake yo 	When I’m with you, we just get kicked out even if I’m in a dress
条件に目を通したら？ 	jouken ni me o tooshitara? 	How about you just close an eye to the terms?
契約文お忘れで？ 	keiyakubun owasure de? 	Forget about what’s in the contract?
 	 	
だから　二番目だなんてお門違いよ 	dakara nibanme da nante okadochigai yo 	And so, calling me number two is barking up the wrong tree
私はただの「好都合」 	watashi wa tada no "koutsugou" 	I’m simply a “convenience”
今は彼女に内緒でホント浮かれ顔ね 	ima wa kanojo ni naisho de honto ukare kao ne	Keeping it a secret from your girlfriend, now, our faces are actually full of glee
そんな君も私の「好都合」 	sonna kimi mo watashi no "koutsugou" 	You are also my “convenience”
 	 	
メンヘラったお姫様も 	menhera tta ohime-sama mo 	The princess that turned menhera
あざとさの後の副作用 	azatosa no ato no fukusayou 	Is suffering from the side effects of her pushiness
考えもせずに品定め 	kangae mo sezu ni shinasadame 	Judging things without thinking it through
お粗末ね心理戦 	osomatsu ne shinrisen 	A poor excuse for psychological warfare
もう　うざったいなアンチテーゼ 	mou uzattai na anchiteeze 	Ugh, all these annoying antithesis
私の勝手でしょ　噛み付いてこないで 	watashi no katte desho kamitsuite konaide 	I’m just doing what I want, don’t come after me
やっかみリア友も匿名アカも 	yakkami ria tomo mo tokumei aka mo 	Even my jealous real-life friends and anons
あなたのためならば　さようなら 	anata no tame naraba sayounara 	If it’s for you, I’ll cut them off
 	 	
愛の込もったバラードも 	ai no komotta baraado mo 	Even a ballad filled with love
君が歌うと台無しだから 	kimi ga utau to dainashi dakara 	Is wasted if it’s sung by you
味も素っ気もないの気づいてよ 	aji mo sokke mo nai no kizuite yo 	Realise that you’re bland and uninspiring already
半端男じゃ気遣いも無理よね 	hanpa otoko ja kizukai mo muri yo ne 	There’s no way I’ll care about some worthless man
 	 	
つまり 	tsumari 	In other words,
 	 	
キープだなんて寒気がするわ 	kiipu da nante samuke ga suru wa 	The thought of keeping you around sends a chill down my spine
そもそも君は顔だけの男 	somosomo kimi wa kao dake no otoko 	In the first place, you’re a guy that’s only good for your face
緩い紐じゃ縁結びもできないし 	yurui himo ja enmusubi mo dekinai shi 	A loose thread can’t even be tied anyway
後少しできりましょね 	ato sukoshi de kirimasho ne 	I’ll cut it off soon
 	 	
常にクールだって言われても 	tsune ni kuuru da tte iwarete mo 	I’m always being told I’m calm and collected
感傷的な夜もあるわけで 	kanshouteki na yoru mo aru wake de 	But even I have nights when I’m sentimental
そんな時に限って君からの電話 	sonna toki ni kagitte kimi kara no denwa 	As if exclusively on those nights, the call I get from you…
いつもなら取らないけど… 	itsu mo nara toranai kedo… 	Even though I usually don’t pick up…
 	 	
まさか私の方が落ちるだなんて 	masaka watashi no hou ga ochiru da nante 	It can’t be, to think I’m the one who fell
お互いただの「好都合」だけど 	otagai tada no "koutsugou" dakedo 	We were simply at each others’ “convenience”
何の悪戯か内面から騒ぎ 	nan no itazura ka naimen kara sawagi 	But what is this, a prank? Is there a camera crew in the bushes?
面子丸潰れ 	mentsu marutsubure 	My image has been ruined
 	 	
よくも 	yoku mo 	How dare
 	 	
その気にさせてホント腹立つわ 	sono ki ni sasete honto haradatsu wa 	You take my image, I'm so pissed
どうせ本気で尽くしたって 	douse honki de tsukushita tte 	In the end, even if we really break it off
いつかは捨てられるんだから 	itsuka wa suterareru ndakara 	One day, I’ll be the one thrown away
恋の女神様夢なら終わらせて 	koi no megami-sama yume nara owarasete 	Oh Goddess of Love, if this is a dream, please end it
今のままじゃ君だけの「好都合」 	ima no mama ja kimi dake no "koutsugou" 	If it goes on like this, it’ll only be at your “convenience”
==Translation Notes==
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