Doraemon the Movie: Noby’s Under-the-Sea Rescue/Transcript

== Opening ==
Walt Disney Pictures logo
Heyday Films logo
GK Films logo
Amblin Entertainment logo
Bang Zoom! Entertainment Logo
TV Asahi Logo
== Big G's Plan ==
(Story begins with Big G's plan)
Big G: I'm gonna make that jerk pay for ruining my chance to become famous!
Big G: Hmm... Oh! I know! I could use Doraemon's bazooka so I could blast Noby out of existence for all eternity!
(Big G laughs maniacally and walks to Doraemon)
Big G: Oh hey, Doraemon! Mind if I can borrow this bazooka of yours for a moment
Doraemon: Gee, I don't know, Why?
Big G: Because I, Big G, will need it so I can END NOBY, NOW AND FOREVER!
Doraemon: No! You can't do that!!!
Big G: Oh yeah?! Well fine then! I'll just take it from your stubborn little hands!
Doraemon: Stop! Wait a minute What on earth are you doing?!
(Big G grabs Doraemon's bazooka and runs off with it)
Doraemon: Come back, Big G! You can't just do whatever you wanna do!
(Noby walks home while humming)
(Big G shows up with the bazooka in his hand)
Big G: Hehehe. TIME FOR YOU TO DIE, BOY!!!!
(Noby screams and starts running from Big G and Doraemon and Sue chase Big G, trying to stop him)
Doraemon: Stop! Get away from him!
Sue: Leave Noby alone! What did he ever do to you!?
(Noby reaches Mr. S's house, panting.)
Big G: Doraemon and Noby made a fool out of me on TV!!! Now it's time to for him to die so he won't ruin my life ever again!!!!
Noby: Yikes!!
(Big G pulls the bazooka's trigger, but he misses and shoots Mr. S's house instead)
Noby: Oh man. I'm toast. I'm always taking the blame for it.
Doraemon: What? You can't do that! He's the one who destroyed your teacher's house.
Noby: I kinda have to. But I don't know what Mom is going do to me.
== At Noby's house ==
(Tammy is incredibly furious at Noby and Doraemon)
Tammy: Why on earth would you destroy your teacher's house?!
Doraemon: I think this is the perfect time to walk away.
Noby: Dang it! You're right.
(While Doraemon and Noby walk away, Tammy presses the button and a metal door appears to block their way out)
Doraemon: Wow. If i'm not seeing correctly, that's an expensive door.
Noby: Mom, listen! It's not my fault! I didn't destroy it! It's Big G's fault! He shot the baz-
Tammy: Silence! You are just terrorizing the entire town for fun! DO YOU! YOU THINK TERRORIZING THE ENTIRE TOWN IS FUN FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?!
Noby: What?! I wasn't terrorizing anything! Big G is trying to kill me! He's evil!
Tammy: And another thing! Why did you both destroy the front door too?! I'll deal with you later! And you two will both pay for the damages!
Doraemon: Now now. Let's not jump to conclusions. Mom, how about you sell the security door for money to pay for the damages instead.
Tammy: Are you suggesting i should sell my security door?
(Tammy explodes in rage)
Tammy (enraged): BOTH OF YOU! Get up to your room right now! That is the most stupidest idea I've ever heard!
== Grounded ==
Noby (angry): This is all Big G's fault! He always gets his way and gets away with everything! And gets me in trouble with no consequences! What kind of patsy does he take me for anyway? It's not my fault his singing voice destroyed the whole country!
Doraemon: Listen, Noby. It's time to give up payback and just get your homework done. He'll get away with anything anyway.
(Noby sighs and sadly agrees with it and does his homework)
Noby: You know, I wish that someday things would be different. What do you think??
Doraemon: I wish for things to be different someday too. Let's go to bed and make sure what tomorrow has in store, okay Noby??
Noby: Okay, good night.
== At School ==
The Next Day
Mr. S: Ok, students. I need you to have your homework turned in.
(Noby gets up to turn in his homework)
Mr. S: Also, I found out about that quarrel between you and Big G.
Noby: Listen, It's not my fault at all. Big G tried to blast me with the bazooka. He tried to-
Mr. S: Be quiet! Why would you do that! That was my very own house! And you destroyed it! You know you shouldn't blame others for your actions!
Big G: Yeah! Because you're so stupid. (laughs)
Noby: Shut up!
Big G: No! You shut up! You wanna get beaten to a pulp?!
Noby: Y'know what? That's it!
(Big G and Noby fight in class)
Mr. S: Enough! Both of you! I hope you're happy! Because you're both suspended for a month!
Big G and Noby: What?
Mr. S: Yes! Get out of my class and this school. NOW! (echoes)
== Walking Home ==
Noby: This is all your fault, Big G! If you hadn't made me angry, this wouldn't have even happen!
Big G: Shut up, you little twerp! If you hadn't ruined my chances of becoming an amazing singer, NONE OF THIS would have happened!
Noby: You shot Mr. S's house! And now he's blaming me for it! And it's your fault! What idiot do you take me for anyway?
Big G: THE DUMBEST ONE!!!
Noby: Y'know what?! That's it!! I don't wanna be your friend anymore! You're just a selfish, heartless, demented jerk!
(Big G snaps and thrashes Noby)
Big G: Fine! I didn't wanna be friends with you anyway!
(Noby gets up weakly and walks home)
Noby: Now Mom is gonna kill me just 'cause I got suspended. (gets angry) But this time, I'm not gonna take it.
== Mom has been kidnapped ==
Noby: Mom, I'm home now. I'm re-
(Noby notices that his mom isn't home.)
Noby: Mom? Mom!
(Noby looks all around the house until he saw a note)
Noby: What's this?
Noby: Dear, Noby. I have been kidnapped by Queen Coralie for imprisonment.
Noby: (chuckles) She's been mom-napped, huh? Pshhh, it's no big deal. Wait...
(Noby gasped in shock.)
Noby: And I have been taken to a magical underwater city know as Neptune City. Please save me, Love, Mom.
Noby: Oh no! I've gotta save my mom! I've gotta make up for all of the bad things I've done!
== Saving Mom ==
Noby: Doraemon!
Doraemon: What, Noby?
Noby: Mom's been kidnapped and taken to some underwater city! We've gotta save her!
Doraemon: Oh no! That's not good! We've gotta go and save her!
(Noby reads a book.)
Noby: Listen to this! Made famous by the legendary Queen Coralie calls home. Neptune City is a scary, vice-ridden cesspool of moral depravity.
Doraemon: Moral depravity? Sounds scary.
Noby: Queen Coralie has proven herself an evil tyrant, known for executing her prisoners by murdering them in a dungeon in her palace?!
(Noby gulps in fear)
Noby: Our advice for those whose traveling here is....Don't!
(Noby begins to cry.)
Noby: Those stupid mermaids are gonna kill my mom!
(Noby stopped crying as he realizes that he shouldn't be afraid of Queen Coralie.)
Noby: Wait! Why should I be afraid of that mean ol' Queen Coralie? I'm a hero and heroes do not let their mothers get kidnapped and murdered by mermaids.
Doraemon: That's not what heroes do.
Noby: So what if it's dangerous and scary?
Doraemon: So what.
Noby: What is stopping me right now to go out there rescuing my super strict, but loving mother and standing up to this Queen Coralie, huh?
Noby: Maybe we can bring some of our friends along!
Doraemon: Yeah! Good idea! And then we can probably get some gear too!
Noby: Yeah! And weapons!
Doraemon: Umm, sure!
Noby: Okay! Let's go get my Mom back!
(They both bring their friends to their house)
Noby: Listen, guys! I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. My mom has been kidnapped and taken by that evil Queen Coralie!
Sue: That's not good at all!
Sneech: Yeah!
Big G: Of course not!
Noby: We've gotta save her now!
Doraemon: And I got just the gadget for it!
Doraemon: The Teleporting Submarine!
Doraemon: This will teleport us to Neptune City to save Mom!
Sue: Great!
Sneech: Awesome!
Big G: Nice!
Noby: Awesome! Ok, guys! Let's go!
(A montage shows the heroes traveling to Neptune City)
Noby: I've got a map just in case!
(However, much to everyone's dismay, the map gets soaked and washed away.)
Noby: Um... yikes.
Big G: This is your fault! How are we gonna get to the dumb city now!?
Noby: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to let this happen. Have mercy!
Sue: C'mon, leave him alone! This isn't his fault!
(Big G puts his hand inside Sue's skirt and gives her an atomic wedgie. Big G laughs along with Sneech)
Sue: Hey!! What did you do that for?! That is so wrong!!!!
Big G: No it isn't, you brat! You started it!
Sue: Oh yeah?!?
(Big G, Sneech and Sue fight and argue while Noby and Doraemon walk away as they both think they could work it out)
== At the Casino ==
Noby: Let's go save her on our own.
Doraemon: Good idea.
(As they both travel to the city, Noby gets distracted by a casino)
Noby: Woah! That casino looks so cool! Doraemon, you should come with me!
Doraemon: I'm not so sure.
Noby: You know what i do when i'm not so sure? I double down! (Cuphead Show! reference)
Doraemon: What does that even mean?
Noby: It means we are going to that casino!
Doraemon: Absolutely not! There's no way we're going!
(The remix called Internet Moms played as the montage begins. Look it up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af8b0JAznqc)
(They went their anyway and Noby becomes totally crazy and greedy, leading to a montage of Doraemon and Noby stealing money, drinking soda, gambling, it all leads to them waking up drunk and confused. The security guard merman found them and tries to kick them out, but Noby drank the speedy drink, causing him to speed up his awareness and run around the casino, saving Doraemon and setting up sassy pranks and traps to end the fight while drinking many cups of alcohol, causing him to get intoxicated, all in the span of the single moment before the security guard can reach him.)
== Underwater Jail ==
(Later, they wake up in a jail, with Noby still intoxicated)
Noby: Sue? Is that you?? What in the name of Saint Hill are you doing here?
Sue: Well, as you can see, I was being chased by Big G and Sneech around the casino and tried to defend myself by fighting back, but I ended up getting battered and bruised. And I hate him for it, not to mention the fact that he gave me a wedgie.
Noby: That's horrible! No bully ever does that to a girl until now. That's just crazy, twisted, sick and wrong on so many levels!!!
Sue: I know! That big fat jerk thinks he can thrash me like a gangster just because I was trying to defend you, he's wrong! I hate that big fat gorilla! I HATE HIM! I REALLY, REALLY HATE HIM! Why do we became friends with that overgrown brute with a horrible singing and such dangerous cooking?! (She takes a deep breath afterwards.) So what are you in for anyway?
Noby: Well, we were gambling at a casino.
Sue: Are you crazy? You can't just go around and gamble away like that! Kids don't do that!
Noby: Why not?
Sue: Well, for starters, it's incredibly illegal!
(Noby pauses, then realizes he was wrong.)
Noby: Oh my gosh! How was I supposed to know that!? I didn't know gambling was illegal! I'm so sorry!
(Noby sobs quickly. Doraemon has an idea as a light bulb appears on top of him.)
Doraemon: Don't worry, I know the perfect way to get out of this mess.
== The Ultimate Confrontation ==
Noby: I am so glad you're he-
Tammy: (enraged) NOBITA NOBISUKE NOBI!!!
(Tammy is seen folding her arms and being mad at him. She now has a mermaid tail.)
Noby: Uh oh. Full name.
Sue: Wait. Your middle name is Nobisuke?
Noby: Yes. I know. It's a dumb middle name.
(Noby walks up to her.)
Noby: Oh. You're still mad at me, uh?
Tammy: (stern) Yes. You lied to me about the incident, started underage drinking and gambling at the casino?
Noby: Come on, Mom! I was gonna save you from the evil Merlock!
Tammy: Well too late, young man. Because Queen Coralie saved me. This has got to be your worst yet since you being late for school everyday!l
Queen Coralie: You know this boy?
Tammy: Yes. He's my son.
Queen Coralie: He doesn't look very bright, does he?
Tammy: Trust me. I had to deal with him every day.
Noby: Well, the problem is that i got suspended because of Big G.
Tammy: Suspended?!
Sue: Mrs. Nobi, please! Don't be so harsh on him.
Tammy: Harsh on him. What do you mean i'm being harsh on him! It's not my fault he's being a failure to me!
Sue: Stop being like this! He is a good and polite kid! Although, I will admit he does see me in the bathroom and looks at my panties while lifting my skirt sometimes.
Tammy: (snaps) OH! So he must be a spoiled rotten little brat and a very sick revolting pervert!
Queen Coralie: Oh dear. That is sick, twisted, inhumane and wrong on so many kinds of levels!!! Who would ever raise such a very sick and naughty child like this!
(Noby gulps in fear. Big G and Sneech are laughing at him, thinking that he's gonna get in trouble.)
Noby: Wait! I'm not a pervert! I didn't know something like this can happen!
Queen Coralie: Snooping in the girl's bathroom? Suspension from school and gambling at a casino? That is a serious offense.
Noby: Hey, it's not my fault Sue was so beautiful.
Tammy: Not to mention the fact that YOU destroyed your teacher's house with a bazooka and lied to me!
Sue: No he didn't, Big G did it. Noby would never lie about doing something horrible. He was trying to rescue you from the evil Queen Coralie, but you had to yell at him and treat him like trash!
Noby: (enraged) WHAT?! YOU STILL THINK I BLEW UP MY TEACHER'S STUPID HOUSE AND LIED TO YOU?! ARE YOU INSANE?! ARE YOU JUST COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL?! I DID NOT BLOW UP HIS HOUSE!! WHY CAN'T I MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU INSUFFERABLE HAG!
(Tammy gasps in shock. Queen Coralie is angry at Noby.)
Queen Carolie: Seize here, young man. You do not speak to your mother that way.
(Tammy nods)
Noby: (still mad) WELL, I HAVE TO!!! I DON'T FEEL LIKE SEIZING HERE, AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK TO ME THAT WAY, BOTH OF YOU! After everything I've done for you, you still treat me like garbage! I was trying to get onto your good side, but no matter how hard I try, you always treat me like garbage. You treat me like i'm a troublemaker when I never did anything wrong to ruin your life!
(This makes Tammy even more angry.)
Tammy: You are selfish, stubborn, heartless and lazy! Those are your flaws. I've been trying my best to discipline you, but all you wanna do is disrespect me with your... sloth and ignorance!
Queen Coralie: That is NOT how you treat your mother like that.
Sue: (angry at Tammy) And that is NOT how YOU treat your son like that!
(Sue confronts the two of them.)
Sue: Noby was right! I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to be a failure, but you didn't have to be so mean!
Queen Carolie: What impudence. You sticking up to a hooligan who underage gambles, drinks and causes harm? That is disgraceful.
Sue: It's true. Noby would never do something so evil.
(Tammy becomes so enraged, she turns red and hits Noby on the head really hard. Sue was shocked and appalled.)
Noby: OW! Mom, what did you do that?! It hurts.
Tammy: THAT'S GOOD! Now you'll know how I feel about you RUINING MY LIFE!
(Noby gasps in horror.)
Tammy: I have never felt so humiliated in my entire life.
Noby: What do you mean?
(Then Tammy glares at Doraemon)
Tammy: I also can't believe you, Doraemon. You should be ashamed of yourself for letting Noby take advantage of you all the time. But letting your friend use you for his silly games instead of helping him do his schoolwork!? It's a very shameful thing you did, Doraemon! You could've said no to him, and you could've been more stern to him! But instead, you just HAD to let him take advantage of you.
(Doraemon looks down in shame.)
Noby: Don't try to blame this on Doraemon! This isn't my fault at all, and nobody's fault to begin with, but yours! My flaws would never do anything to hurt anybody!
Tammy: Your flaws are the reasons why you're failing school, getting zeros and disobeying me all the time! I just wish you never had flaws like these!
Sue: Hey! Just because he has flaws doesn't mean he's a failure!
Tammy: YES IT DOES, AND YOU KNOW IT!
Noby: Stop it! There's nothing wrong with my flaws! They're not hurting anybody! I just want you to stop tormenting me!
Tammy: I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT! I RAISE YOU BETTER THAN ANY MOTHER IN THE WORLD! AND YOU'RE GONNA STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE PUNK AND RESPECT ME! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU DISRESPECTING ME! ALL YOU DO IS FAIL AT EVERY CLASS, LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING! LIKE THE TIME YOU LIED ABOUT YOUR FRIEND BULLYING YOU WHEN YOU ARE BULLYING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW AND LOVE, INCLUDING ME! YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO ME! YOU WILL NEVER SAY NO TO ME, AND IF YOU EVER SAY NO TO ME AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I'LL TEAR YOU APART!!!
Noby: (frightened and confused) What did you just say?
Tammy: (calmly firm) I said... you can't say no to me. You know it's true.
(Noby begins to sob tearfully.)
Noby: Why are you being so mean to me? I never bullied anybody.
Tammy: (offended) Oh! So now you think i'm being mean to you! Next you'll be telling me i was bullying you! Is that what you're gonna say?
Noby: (crying) Please stop it!
Tammy: Noby, stop crying and answer me! I'm warning you! If you don't stop crying right now,
Sue: That is the most hurtful thing I've ever heard.
(Tammy swims away. Queen Coralie looks disappointed at Noby.)
Tammy: You're gonna realize that you can never say no to your mother!
Noby: Mom. Please! I didn't mean-
(Noby becomes sad. Queen Coralie becomes angry at him.)
Queen Coralie: You really did it, young man. After everything your mother does for you, you have to go and act like a complete hooligan!
Noby: (whimpers) It's not my fault.
Queen Coralie: Really? Because the trouble your mother had to go through, it's IS your fault!
Sue (angry): No, it is not his fault at all! You're the ones that got Noby into this mess! All he ever does is try to rescue you from her, but you had to make him feel like a loser! I mean what kind of jerk do you take him for?!
Tammy: And if you can't be the son I always want you to be, then you CAN'T BE THAT SON AT ALL!!!
(Queen Coralie turns around and swims away with Tammy.)
Noby: Just leave them alone, Sue. I think they have a point. Queen Coralie hates me. She actually hate me because of my failures and stupidity.
Sue: No! I can't let them mess with you anymore! It's their fault they did all this!
== Noby's Biggest Regret ==
Noby: (still sad) No, Sue. She’s right, it is all my fault! I’m the one that got us into this mess. And the worst part is, i’m the one that got my mom kidnapped by mermaids! I was so focused on that crazy casino, that it ended up hurting the both of us. And now we’ll never be able to go home again! You and Doraemon gave me very good advice, but i….never followed them. Will i ever learn to do the things i should? I'm just sick and tired of being perfect, but i only wanted to be perfect for my mom so she won't get angry at me all the time!
Sue: It's okay. Don't worry.
(Sue hugs Noby. Doraemon hugs him too.)
Noby: (crying) I just wanted my mom to believe me. Why won't she believe me? It's not like I'm the bane of her existence. I never blasted the teacher's house. She'll never believe me. I'm just getting tired of being perfect, but I only tried being perfect so that she'll love me.
Sue: You know what. So what if your mom doesn't believe you? So what if she hates your flaws? We don't need her anymore.
Noby: Why? We can't leave her in the underwater city like this.
Sue: Hey! Your mom has been tormenting you long enough. This rescue mission thing isn't working out.
Doraemon: Sue's right, Noby. We should've saved her way before Queen Coralie did. Now she made us feel like we're losers.
Noby: We can't leave her. What if something bad happen to her. I'm gonna get blame for this.
== Big G's Ultimate Wrath ==
(Big G showed up, looking incredibly enraged with fire around him.)
Big G: Yooooou!!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO US! WE GOT ELECTROCUTED BY A MERMAID QUEEN 'CAUSE OF YOU! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
Sue: Leave him alone, Big G! I will not let you pick on him anymore!
Big G: That's it! (cracks his knuckles) I'm not gonna let you boss me around anymore!
Sue: What?
(Big G punches Sue to the ground, much to Noby's anger and horror)
Noby: Hey! You don't just hurt a girl like that!!!
Big G: Really? Why not?
Noby: Well, it's illegal!
(He punches Noby in the mouth.)
Big G: YOU'RE ILLEGAL!!!
(Noby finally snaps at Big G in a blind rage.)
Noby: (enraged) I am NOT! YOU'RE MORE ILLEGAL THAN I'LL EVER BE! AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU TERRORIZING EVERYBODY WITH YOUR BULLYING! YOU'RE A CRUEL, HEARTLESS, DEMENTED MONSTER WHO BULLIES KIDS FOR NO REASON! YOU ARE A SELF-CENTERED, ILL-TEMPERED, HIGHLY-ABUSIVE SPOILED BRAT! I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE! BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIG, FAT, TONE-DEAF, VIOLENT, GORILLA WHO HAS A TERRIBLE SINGING VOICE AND DANGEROUS COOKING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD AND THAT'S THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!?
(Noby sighs in relief. Big G's rage becomes MORE and MORE savage as he roars with fire breathing out of his mouth.)
Noby: Now what?
Big G: That's It! YOU'RE DEAD!!!
(He lunges at Noby and thrashes him with uncontrollable rage. He then bashes him on the head so many times, leaving him with so many bruises and bits of blood. He punches him and continues to break every part of his body.)
Doraemon: OH NO! Sue, you gotta wake up! We gotta run!
Big G: I'LL TEACH YOU TO TRASH-TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!! I HATE YOU!! I WANT YOU TO DIE!! DIIEEEEE!!!!!
(Sue becomes steamed with rage.)
Sue: (mad) No. I'm done running away from my fears. I've had enough of staying behind while watching Big G hurt Noby!! It's time to end this nightmare... ONCE AND FOR ALL!
(Noby falls down, badly injured. Big G is ready to slam his fists into his lungs.)
Big G: I warned you what would happen! It's time for the ultimate payback of DEATH!
Noby: (weakly) Please. Have mercy. I don't wanna die.
Big G: Too bad. As soon as i'm done with you, Doraemon and Sue are next!
(Sue grabs a baseball bat from Doraemon's pocket, and bashes Big G with a baseball bat in a graphic novel-esque manner. Big G stumbles around weakly before falling over)
(Sneech is shocked at what Sue did to Big G. Sue slowly pans to Sneech with a demented look on her face.)
Sneech: Sue, what's gotten into you?? Have you gone mad!?
Sue: HECK YEAH! I've gone mad because of YOU AND BIG G! You want some of this!? HUH!?
Sneech: (frightened) No. No no no no! Please don't hurt me!
Sue: You and your stupid jerk friend better leave Noby alone! Promise me that you and Big G will never pick on him or me! EVER!
Sneech: But he's a loser. An outcast. A nobody. Don't you understand? No one in the whole universe likes him, you know.
Sue: (snapping) I SAID YOU BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE!! OR I'LL BLAST YOU INTO BITS JUST TO CALM MY NERVES, YOU GOT IT!?!?
Sneech: I'm sorry! I won't!! I'll never do anything bad to Noby ever again!! MOMMY!!!
(Sneech screams in fear and runs away. Sue calms down as she looks at Noby's brutally-injured and bruised body.)
Sue: That'll teach him. Don't worry, Noby. It's alright. No one's gonna hurt you anymore. We'll protect you at all costs. I promise.
(Sue carries Noby in her arms in bridal style to the hospital while the song "Shooting Star" by Boyzone appeared with Doraemon following her and a montage of her and Noby being together.)
== The Hospital ==
Noby: Where am I? What happened?
Doraemon: Sue and I dragged you to the nearby hospital. Maybe standing up to Big G wasn't a good idea. And if it keeps up, We'll be getting beaten up and in big trouble too.
Sue: He's right. Y'know what? Maybe rescuing your mother was totally a terrible idea after what she's done. How about we go back home and leave her be, ok?
Noby: No! I can't leave my mom all alone!
Doraemon: C'mon, Noby! Let's just go home and put it all behind us.
Sue: Don't let your mom's scoldings get the best of you. Maybe we can help you become a better person and help you with your schoolwork.
Sue: You should never let yourself be put down by the bad and hurtful things that people say about you, even if they are true. You just have to do your school work, study hard and become a better person. If someone, like either Big G and/or Sneech, is bullying you, tell your parents about it. They’ll believe you. Your mom never believed you because she thinks you’re making up excuses to look like a very bruised up banana. You never made excuses about bullying. She never understands what you’re going through. You just have to be a better person and one day, you’ll be as smart and successful as Ace Goody. That’s all.
Noby: Oh my gosh. I'm so thankful. But I need to see what Merlock's up to.
Doraemon: Okay.
== Merlock's Plan ==
Merlock: The plan is to destroy the entire surface to avenge my wife's death.
Tammy: Let me get this straight. You're lying about wishing what I want aren't you?
Merlock: Yes. And what are you gonna do about it?
(After a silent pause, Tammy grеw angrier and angrier as she grew bigger and bigger while forming a sun-like structure that wrapped itself around her. She transformed into a large kaiju monster as she keeps getting angrier.)
Меrlock: I have a brilliant idea! You ARE my plan! I need you to destroy the whole entire surface! So I can finally get revenge on those greedy circus monsters for kidnapping my wife! 
(Merlock laughs evilly.)
== Journey Again to Rescue Mom...Again! ==
Noby: I need you all to help me rescue my mom and save our world!
Doraemon: We can't do that!
Sue: Yes. She's just a ill-tempered, highly abusive jerk.
Noby: Well, I'll go follow Merlock anyway!
(Noby follows Merlock, And Doraemon and Sue have no choice but to follow him anyway.)
Doraemon: At least we're not rescuing Big G.
Sue: Yeah he's just a jerk.
Noby: Wait! I think I remember how I first met him.
(Start of flashback)
(Young Noby, Young Sneech and Young Sue were having fun on a playground)
Young Sue: Come on, Noby! Let's go play on a swings together.
Young Sneech: Yeah!! It'll be fun!!!
Young Noby: Okay, Sue. Just a second, I'll be right back. 
(Young Noby sees Young Big G crying on top of a log)
Young Noby: Hey, what's wrong?
Young Big G: I have no friends!
Young Noby: Aww. Well, I can be your friend!
Young Big G: (gasps) Really?
Young Noby: Yeah! Why don't you play baseball with me!
Young Big G: Yes!
(End of flashback.)
Noby: And that's what happened. I don't know why i had to be friends with that jerk. I should've never befriended him, but i didn't want him to beat me up. I didn't even have a choice. He just forced me to become his friend.
Sue: I understand. Maybe we should tell the police about what happened. Maybe they'll arrest Big G for good.
Noby: Come on, Sue. We can't do that! They won't believe us. Big G always gets away with stuff like that and we're the ones to blame!
Sue: We'll try as hard as we can to get him out of our hair for good!
Noby: Yeah. But Mom is probably gonna yell at me again!
Sue: What didn't you just tell your mom about them bullying you.
Noby: My mom wouldn't understand. If i tell her that, she wouldn't help me. She doesn't care about my problems, she takes her anger out on me all because of my stupid failing grades. She only wanted me to do well in school so she can take advantage of me.
Doraemon: Believe me. I was there too.
Sue: Oh. She really chewed you out. Does she? She doesn't treat you very well, does she?
Noby: (sadly) No. It's not my fault i'm a loser. I have many flaws that drove my mom insane!
== Merlock's Plan Gone Wrong ==
Doraemon: What have you done?!
Merlock: Oh, you little twerps! You're just in time to watch my plan go according to plan. This woman is going to destroy the entire surface and my wife will be avenged!
Doraemon: I knew something like this was gonna happen! I warned you what's gonna happen if his mom becomes mad!
(Merlock is confused.)
Doraemon: WHEN SHE GOES INCREDIBLY BALLISTIC, THERE WILL BE CATACLYSMIC REPERCUSSIONS!!!!
Merlock: What do you mean? She is the power for me to destroy the entire surface!
Doraemon: Listen, Man! Do you have a basic understanding about what we're not supposed to make her angry?! Everyone does that and they normally released it immediately, which is a healthy thing to do in the way of life but not for Tammy she gets so totally mad she'll let it all out all over again like a ticking time bomb!! Do you have any idea about that?!?
Merlock: I guess. What are you talking about that makes you say that, though?
(It shows a montage of her anger.)
Doraemon: As you can see, Noby's mom is more like a ticking time bomb, her anger is the explosion and her blood is dangerously hotter than the sun and the sands of Egypt itself and it'll be enough for her to contain! When that happens, she'll explode so powerfully, it could destroy the entire planet and us with it! It's a Mom-pocalypse i tell you! A major disaster of epic proportions!!! A mother of all destructions for crying out loud!!!!
Noby: You mean if she explodes, it will destroy the earth? Even Neptune City?
Doraemon: Yes! What makes you say that?!
(Noby begins to panic as he hugs Sue in fear.)
Noby: What are we going to do?!?!? If we don't find a way to calm her down, WE'RE GONNA DIE!
Merlock: We have to hurry up. When she explodes, our world is done for!
Sue: What in the world are you doing?!
Noby: Remember that all the times that i didn't want Mom to yell at me? We'll i'm gonna have to let her yell at me! It's the only way to save the world from a Mom-pocalypse.
Sue: Are you crazy?! I won't let you get tortured! There must be another way!
Noby: What choice do we have? We have no choice.
Noby: Listen, Mom. I'm sorry for being such a loser and a bratty child. I just only wanted your forgiveness. I know i'm not as perfect because of my flaws, but nobody's perfect, That's why we like ourselves the way we are. You were right about me, i don't know if i can be the son you always wanted. I'm sick and tired of being perfect and i only wanted to be accepted for who i am. But if i can't be the son you always wanted, then i can't be your son at all. If you wanna take your anger out on me for all the bad times i caused for you, go ahead. No one's gonna stop you. I hope you'll find it in your heart to forgive and whatnot after this.
(Finally after hearing Noby's speech, Tammy opens her menacing eyes and screams furiously, as she unleashes a beam of fury. It strikes Noby, but due to it's sudden power, Doraemon, Big G, Sneech and Sue were blown away.)
Tammy: YOU LAZY, INCONSIDERATE, UNCONTROLLABLE LITTLE BRAT! YOU ALWAYS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE?! CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING YOUR SCHOOL WORK BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I ONLY WANTED TO HELP YOU DO A JOB WELL DONE!! (Her voice breaks a little) BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU BRIBE SOMEONE TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU, (Tears are streaming and blowing off her face) AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF THE RULES I GAVE YOU AND THE TIMES I PUNISH YOU FOR ALL THE BAD GRADES AND THE CONSTANT DISOBEDIENCE YOU DID ALL THE TIME! YOU NEVER LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER, YOU NEVER WILL!!, ALL YOU DO IS CONSTANTLY DISOBEY ME AND RUINING MY LIFE!!!!
(Tammy explodes tremendously. Pan down to the damage done. Doraemon and Sue get up and sees that Noby has became a miserable pile of dust due to Tammy's explosive wrath. Sue becomes upset upon seeing this.)
Sue: (sad) Noby.
(She picks up the dust and hugs it. She becomes angry at Tammy.)
Sue (angrily and tearfully): THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MY BEST FRIEND?! NOT TO MENTION YOUR SON?! HE WAS MY FLESH AND BLOOD! AND YOU KILLED HIM! WHY DO YOU RUIN EVERYONE'S LIFE?! JUST FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT! RIGHT OR WRONG?! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NICE TO HIM FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE?! YOU INSUFFERABLE JERK!!
Tammy: (remorseful) Oh my goodness. What have I done!? I thought I was teaching him a lesson, but didn't think I could destroy him! I was just so mad and focused on getting revenge on my son, that I....kinda lost control and obliterated him...!
(Tammy shrinks down to her normal size and hugs Noby's ashes.)
Sue: Yeah? Well, you did it! You got your revenge! I'll never see him again because of you! All he ever did was trying to protect you and prove to you that Big G destroyed our teacher's house, but you had to destroy him. You just had to let your anger get to best of you.
Big G: To be honest, I kinda think he got what he deserved.
(Doraemon glares at him for what he said.)
Sue: (to Big G) And what about you! All Noby wanted was to that prove his innocence, but you had to make him go through all that torture! You are always picking on him and now look at him! HE'S DEAD! WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY! THINK ABOUT IT OR DON'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING!!!
Big G: But-
Sue: BUT NOTHING! I should've never been your friend in the first place. You made Noby go through all this torture and you made everybody go through all of it. Well I'm sick of it! I just hope you die a horrible and painful death so we don't have to deal with you anymore!
(Big G glares at Sue.)
Big G: (in a menacing tone) Take that back.
Sue: Make me! I'm pretty sure you couldn't.
== Noby's Funeral ==
Sue (sadly): Okay, everyone. We are all gathered to hold the memorial for Noby.
(add more lines)
Everyone(sad): Mm-hmm.(Everybody hold each others hands while sharing their griefs together.)
Queen Coralie: I used to think that boy is a troublemaker, but i didn't want him to suffer like this.
Big G: (voice breaking) If I knew that was the last time I'd see that loser, (happily) I would have brutally murder him even harder!
(Big G heartlessly laughs. Doraemon angrily punches him in the stomach.)
Doraemon: Big G show some respect or I'll kill you!!
(When suddenly, Could it be? The show of emotion causes magic to emanate from them and bring him back to life!)
Noby: Ugh, what just happened?
Sue: Oh my goodness! Noby! You're back!
Noby: I'm so glad I do, Sue (kisses Sue on her lips passionately while she romantically faints afterwards)
(Everyone hugs him in happiness while sobbing with joy and laughing with relief)
== Going Home ==
Doraemon: Let's go home, guys!
(Doraemon pulls out his Everywhere door from his pocket and opens it so they can head home in Noby's room.)
Noby: So, what should we do now, guys?
Doraemon: Well, I think we can celebra-
Tammy: AH-HA!
(Tammy appears at her house, enraged and about to chastise Noby for what he has done)
Tammy: You are in so much trouble, young man!
(Noby facepalms.)
Tammy: Destroying your teacher's house, lying to me, getting yourself suspended, leaving me to be kidnapped by mermaids, underage gambling and drinking, and ASSAULTING THE QUEEN! Now you're really gonna get it now!
(Big G smiles as he's about to enjoy Noby getting yelled at.)
Noby: Not this again, mom! Haven't you punish me enough!
Tammy: Not as much as i'm gonna do to you.
Sue: BACK OFF AND LEAVE NOBY ALONE YOU NAGGING OLD BAG!
Sue: Why on earth are you teaming up with Merlock, when he is the one taking over the world?! Noby was only trying to protect you and you had to go and chew him out and castigate like that! And you're only doing this because you wanna teach him a lesson, you vile evil doer! You need to either apologize to Noby right now or I'll call child services on you and let your husband file a divorce on you!!!
Tammy: NEVER! NO WAY, NO HOW! NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!! HE IS A BAD CHILD! You are an insufferable child! You can either be grounded for the rest of your life....or you can paint the entire house from top to bottom to pay for the damages you cause!
(Noby gulps in fear.)
Noby: You're really still mad at me, are you?
(Tammy storms out of Noby's room, complaining and whining against them.)
Noby: Aw, man. Even though she did take advantage of me, and yelling at me, I still feel pretty bad for her. I should blame myself for all this. I deserved to be grounded for all the torture my mom went through.
Sue: No, no. Don't worry this isn't your fault at all! It's your Mom's and Merlock's fault. We love you just the way you are.
Doraemon: And you will still be the truest friend of all.
(Noby smiles)
Noby: Aw, thanks, guys.
(Doraemon, Noby and Sue hugged each other.)
== Epilogue ==
(The final scene of the movie shows Noby and Doraemon painting the entire house as punishment, which they find very hard.)
Noby: I can't believe we have to paint the whole house as punishment for leaving my mom in an underwater city and she STILL never believes me. All i did was try to protect her from Merlock, but she just chewed me out and never gave a single thank you!
Doraemon: Me neither. But at least it was all worth it.
Noby: Yeah. true.
Big G: Hey, Noby! Why don't you come and play baseball with me!
Noby: No way! I don't want anything to do with you anymore. You already put me enough torture and i'm not gonna go through that again!
Big G: Listen here, you jerk! If you don't come and play baseball with me, I am gonna kill you, you dirty, rotten son of a-
(Cops come tap him on his shoulder)
Big G: Umm, he-he. Hi officers, is there something wrong here???
Officer #1: Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.
Officer #2: You're under arrest for all the damage, violence and abuse you made over the years, you wild animal. Especially the broadcast holocaust you made with that horrid singing voice of yours and the way you bully this young man and everybody around this and any other neighborhood for years and more to come.
Offier #3: In the meantime, you'll spend a lot of time in jail for what you've done. Think of it as an eternal time out if you know what I mean.
Big G: You can't arrest me, I'm Big G!! You'll pay for this, Sue!! Mark my words!! I'll swear to the heavens above there's gonna be a big price in hell to pay, missy!!!!
Sue: Oh really? I've been telling you the same thing for a very long time and now, here we are. Take him away, boys!
(The cops arrest Big G, thanks to Sue)
Noby: Thanks for saving my life, Sue. I truly owe you one big time.
Sue: No problem, Noby. I'm sorry that you have to paint the house.
Noby: It's fine. As long as I don't make things worse.
(Noby fills paint in Doraemon’s gadget the Paint Cannon, but due to the cannon having a ball inside, he blasts the house, destroying it)
Doraemon: NOBY! What have you done?!
Noby: Oh No!!! I didn't know there was a cannon ball in there! What's Mom gonna do to me if she sees this?!
(Tammy walks inside to see the house being demolished. She cries in despair.)
Tammy: No! MY HOUSE! MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE! WHO WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT?! WHO?!
Noby: I think we should leave and move to another country before my mom finds out that it was us.
Doraemon: Good idea. Maybe we can go to America, i hope there's yummy buns in there.
Noby: Good idea.
Sue: Sign me up cause I'm coming with you boys!!!
(She grew incredibly enraged with red fiery glowing glasses and a fiery flame around her.)
Tammy: (screaming) NOBY!!!! HOW COULD YOOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!!!
(Doraemon and Noby screamed in fear and run for their lives as Tammy begins to chase them in an uncontrollable blind rage.)
Tammy: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS! I'M GONNA TEAR YOU INTO A MILLION PIECES WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!!!
(Sue sees them running and sighs.)
Sue: Oh boy, here we go again. I knew they really gonna need my help someday.
(She runs and and follow them as the film ends.)
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