Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation

Mr. Rabs takes a Vacation is the thirty-seventh episode of The Mr. Rabs Show. In this episode, Mr. Rabs and the gang take a vacation to the Dutchman's Triangle resort, and Mr. Rabs meets some long lost realitives.
==Transcript==
===Part 1===
*[The episode begins with Mr. Rabs leaving his house late at night to go to 9/11]
*Mr. Rabs: [Starts his car and drives there] Ah, the local “BUDDOKO” station. I go there a lot.
*[He goes there]
*Mr. Rabs: Alright, so how much will this cost.
*Tricky Dick: Let’s see… alright! This’ll be $69.99!
*Mr. Rabs: 69 dollars? Damn you, inflation!
*[He pays for the bag of chips and walks out. A Homeless man approaches him]
*Homeless Guy: Hey dude, I’m broke.
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, sucks to be you.
*Homeless Guy: That’s not cool! Can I just have SOME change????
*Mr. Rabs: Alright fine, I’ll go get a lottery ticket.
*[Mr. Rabs gets one, assuming it’ll be a losing ticket]
*Mr. Rabs: Let’s just get this over with.
*[He scratches the ticket and all the fruits match up]
*Mr. Rabs: Erm.. WHAT THE SCALLOP?!?! Are you serious right neow, bro?
*[He jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault and sprints back home]
*Homeless Guy: Hey, my money!
*[The car explodes]
*[Transition to later. Mr. Rabs is telling the gang about his winnings]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh my god, that’s amazing! Let’s go to the Donald Trump Rally in Florida!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: You fool! We should go somewhere cool, like Rock Bottom.
*All: ROCK BOTTOM!? Are you MAD!?
*Mr. Zabs: I know! We can go to the movies again.
*Mr. Rabs: Zabs, that was only 4 EPISODES AGO. We can rehash some content later.
*Slightly Altered Version of Mr. Rabs 2.0: Hmm. I think I have a good idea! Let’s take a trip to the MIDDLE EAST!
*All: NO!!!!!! Mr. Labs: How ‘bout this? Let’s go to “LEX”. I heard Dutchman’s Triangles resort is near by, and it’s pretty awesome sauce.
*All: Great Idea! Mr. Rabs: True. It kind of rings a bell in my head. Oh well, probably just my Amnesia.
*Narrator: Toilet…. Later…? What IS THIS SCRIPT?
*Mr. Rabs: Ah, waiting for the trolley…
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Why have you been saying “Ah,” some much? Only the Narrator is supposed to speak like that!
*[Suddenly, a disguised Evil Mr. Rabs bumps into Mr. Rabs while walking by]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Sorry!
*Mr. Rabs: What the hell are you doin’? You look familiar..
*Evil Mr. Rabs: No I don’t!
*[He steals his wallet, with Mr. Rabs not knowing.]
*Narrator: Many Moments Later...
*SF99: [Sleeping on Purple Mr. Rabs shoulder]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Aw, ain’t he a doll?
*[Bored, Mr. Rabs puts a movie on. The Dinkleberg]
*Teenager: This ship is totally Grimace! Oh no, a Dinkleberg!
*[They hit a Dinkleberg]
*SF99: I’m scared!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: There, there. Here’s your milk.
*SF99: [Sucking on his finger] Oh boy, milk!
*ItchyBurrito: What a baby.
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Chat, I gotta take a big, big PEE PEE!
*All: Erm, ok..
*[When Mr. Rabs 2.0 goes into the restroom, he takes a piss.]
*Purple Mr. Rabs: Chat, this is crazy. [He explodes]
*[The plane lands in LEX. They find a “Hallton” Hotel and go there]
*Mr. Rabs: Excuse us.
*Then bends: You’re good! [They go by]
*Then bends: Hey.. isn’t this the guy who kicked me off that car? Also threw me out that 16 story window at the Dentists? God, I hate guy!
*PyroLego: Bro! What’d I do!
*Then bends: I wasn’t pointing at y-
*[PyroLego throws him out of the Airport, causing him to explode]
*Narrator: One Million Explosions Later...
*[Cut to the gang arriving at the hotel]
*Mr. Nabs: Wow, I can’t believe this!
*Mr. Rabs: How did you get here?
*Mr. Nabs: I was on toppa your car!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Oh. Hey, Kanye!
*Kanye West: Hello, Mr. Rabs.
*Mr. Zabs: This is really strange, guys. I think some guest writers are working on this one. Oh, hey Osama!
*Osama bin Laden: مرحبا السيد. زابس
*Mr. Zabs: كيف حالك اليوم ؟
*Osama bin Laden: أنا بخير! شكرا على السؤال
*Purple Mr. Rabs: هل ستسرعان؟
*Mr. Zabs: آسف.
*Osama bin Laden: آسف. 
*[Explodes]
*[Transition to the Hotel Room. Room 069.]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh goodness gracious! I forgot my wallet.
*Mr. Zabs: No you didn’t! Somebody stole it!
*Mr. Rabs: Oh no! How will I buy my KUROMI FIGURINE NOW!?!?!
*Kuromi: People wanna buy toys of ME? Aw, I’m so flattered!
*[The end]
===Part 2===
*Narrator: Previously, on The Mr. Rabs Show.
*Mr. Rabs: Erm.. WHAT THE SCALLOP?!?!
*[He jumps out of the gas station window whilst doing a summersault. The car explodes]
*Narrator: Mr. Rabs and the gang were on a vacation...
*SF99: I’m scared!
*Purple Mr. Rabs: There, there. Here’s your milk.
*SF99: [Sucking on his finger]
*ItchyBurrito: What a baby.
*Narrator: When suddenly, disaster struck!
*Mr. Rabs: NOOOOOOO! How will I buy my KUROMI FIGURINE NOW!?!?!
*Kuromi: People wanna buy toys of ME? Aw, I’m so flattered!
*Narrator: So, what happened to his Wallet? Find out in... THE MR. RABS SHOW!
*[Title Card]
*Guy Employee: Welcome to the Dutchman’s Triangle! How may I help you.
*Mr. Rabs: Me and my group would like…. What do you guys want?
*Mr. Labs: I’d like to go spend a day at the sauna.
*Mr. Rabs: But that’s expensive and I don’t have my wallet!
*[Meanwhile Mr. Eabs and Blabs are walking by]
*Mr. Eabs: Phew! What a day! I was so HIGH I saw Garfield!
*Mr. Blabs: Oh my!
*[Suddenly, the spot Mr. Rabs and the gang]
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: And I want a T-Bone, and I want a Steak, and I wanna-
*Mr. Eabs: YO! Is that Mr. Rabs?
*Mr. Rabs: YO! Is that Mr. Eabs?
*[They both leap into the air]
*Mr. Eabs: MR. RABS!
*Mr. Rabs: MR. EABS!
*[They hug]
*Mr. Rabs: Oh, Eabs! I thought you died!
*Mr. Eabs: Nope! I made it over the border and back!
*Mr. Rabs: That’s great! And, Mr. Blabs is there too!
*Mr. Blabs: Sup. [To Himself: How come he doesn’t hug me?]
*Mr. Labs: Well guys, we gotta go to the sauna.
*All: YEAAAAAAH!!!!!!
*[They go to the sauna.]
*Mr. Zabs: This is great!
*Larry the Lobster: Of course it is! I sure hope some weirdo doesn't come in an' ruin it!
*QuackersClocks: Is this seat taken? [Pointing to Mr. Rabs crotch]
*Mr. Rabs: I think I'm gonna be sick...
*Narrator: Later.
*Mr. Rabs: Well, it’s been fun, But now we gotta get home.
*[Suddenly, he sees Evil Mr. Rabs]
*Mr. Rabs: Evil Mr. Rabs? What are you doing here.
*Evil Mr. Rabs: Nothing! I was.. I was just… getting a cupcake?
*Mr. Rabs: Hey! You have my wallet! Gang, I’m gonna get him!
*Mr. Rabs 2.0: Yes! Just as powerful as Trump! I envy him.
*[Cut to the chase]
*Police Officer #1: Holy FUCK! That guy just ran a stop sign!
*Mr. Rabs: Stop, crook!
*Police Officer #1: You know that guy?
*Mr. Rabs: He stole my wallet!
*Police Officer #1: What?! That makes him a dual offender! Let's get him!
*[Evil Mr. Rabs runs up a ladder to the top of a building.]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: MUHAHAHA! Finally, the Rabby Patty formula is just in my reach!
*[He opens up the wallet]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: The formula is-h-huh?
*[He flips the wallet over]
*Evil Mr. Rabs: It’s empty?
*Then bends: Yes, because I wrote it that way.
*[Mr. Rabs suddenly appears out of nowhere. He than throws Then bends off the building]
*Mr. Rabs: [Snatches] That’s not my wallet! That’s a decoy!
*Evil Mr. Rabs: B-bu-bu-bu How did you know I was gonna be there.
*Mr. Rabs: Now, that’s not important. I gotta get home.
*[He flies off into the distance]
*[The end.]
== Deleted Scene ==
* SongBob: Hello, guys.
* NauticalSponge: Oh my god! New character debut! I’m dy- 
* All: SHUT UR MOUTH, BLUDDY. 
* NauticalSponge: WAAAA! 
* [He explodes] 
* Purple Mr. Rabs: [To his corpse] There, there. Here’s some milk. 
* [His corpse comes back to life] 
* NauticalSponge: I’m Lack Toes and taller ants! 
* [He jumps off the plane, through the window]
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