Would Blank Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions?

Would Mayonnaise Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions? was a meme on the SpongeBob Fanon Wiki in October 2017. 
== Context ==
On October 24, 2017, Cicicity made a blog post asking "would a user that asked to be blocked for a number of days be eligible for any staff positions?". This blog posts sparked various other blog post asking if increasingly bizarre things would also be eligible for staff positions.
==Examples==
*User blog:Cicicity/would a user that asked to be blocked for a number of days be eligible for any staff positions?
*User blog:Mrs Chanandler Bong/would a corpse be eligible for any staff positions?
*User blog:SpongeBot678/Would a SpongeBot678 be eligible for any staff position?
*User blog:Cicicity/would an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA be eligible for any staff positions?
*Would Mayonnaise Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions? (SpongeBob n' Stuff Short)
*Would Eugene Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions (The Chronicles of Eugene short)
*User blog:Chuck123456/Would Chowder Be Eligible For Any Staff Positions?
*User blog:Gavin The Otter/Would Nicki Minaj eligble for a staff position?
*User blog:Cicicity/recent request to be incredibly eligible for a staff position - a human man called cicicity (latin name smartassius egomaniacus)
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