Circular Rat Theorem

The Circular Rat Theorem is a scientific property proposed by Slowbeef which states that if a bad person fucks something up on an atomic level, it is congruent to, and possibly indicative of, a rat getting lost in a circular maze. Despite initial scrutiny and skepticism from the scientific community, extensive tests on bad people have confirmed this theorem to be almost indisputably true. Slowbeef was later nominated for a Noble Peace Prize, but upon being shown his videos of the Metroid Prime series, the president politely retracted this offer. 
Coincidentally, this theorem has also proven that some rats are circular.
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