Strays (2023 film)/Trailer transcripts

==Trailer 1==
We start with scenes of Reggie (Will Ferrell) frolicking in a field
:Reggie: Today is gonna be the best day ever. I love sunshine, I love butterflies, but more than anything, I love Doug. (As he says this, Reggie approaches Doug [Will Forte]'s doorstep, barking. Doug, in his pajamas, opens the door, and the music stops.)
:Doug: Hey! (Reggie keeps barking) Shut the fuck up! (Doug drinks some Coors) Fuckin' piece of shit. (The music changes)
:Reggie: That's Doug! The best owner in the world!
Reggie barks again, and Doug sighs, closing the door while he's at it. Cut to a red screen reading "FROM THE HUMANS WHO BROUGHT YOU 21 JUMP STREET," then back to the film, with Reggie riding in the back of Doug's truck.
:Reggie: We're playing a game called "fetch and fuck!"
:Doug: Fetch! (Doug throws the ball, and Reggie runs after it)
:Reggie: He drops me off really far away and drives home without me. (Reggie returns home) When I bring the ball back, he says...
:Doug: Fuck.
:Reggie: Ha-ha! That's how I know I won the game!
Reggie is dropped in the truck bed again, and Doug drives off into the big city. Cut to "AND THE STUDIO THAT BROUGHT YOU ted," then to scenes of Reggie in an alley.
:Afghan: Hey, honey. You ever been with an Afghan before?
:Reggie: (With the ball in his mouth) I don't think so, but thank you. (Reggie continues to wander, then we get our first view of Bug [Jamie Foxx].)
:Bug: Take it from me, kid. He left yo' ass.
:Reggie: (As he drops the ball) No, that can't be right. (Cut to Reggie, Bug, Megan [Isla Fisher], and Hunter [Randall Park] outside a gas station)
:Bug: You are officially a stray.
:Reggie: That would mean... Doug doesn't love me. (He walks away)
:Megan: Poor little guy.
:Hunter: I should probably talk to him. I am a therapy dog.
After a time-lapse shot of the city, Reggie and Bug walk down the street.
:Bug: Reg, you can learn how beautiful it can be when you're off the leash. (As he says this, we cut to a view outside a restaurant, then the four strays digging in trash)
:Reggie: This beer is making me dizzy.
:Bug: It's about to get real dizzy up in this bitch. (Cut to him and Reggie walking past a mirror)
:Reggie: I'm havin' a great time. (They stop at the mirror)
:Bug: Look at this motherfucker right here. What you want, huh, homey?
:Reggie: Let's go.
:Bug: Your little bitch-ass friend with the motherfuckin' home perm and shit.
:Reggie: What did you just say?
:Bug: There you go, Reg.
:Reggie: I would hate for this to get violent!
The strays have fun with sprinklers.
:Bug: You a stray. You can do anything you want!
:Reggie: I'm going back to Doug's.
:Megan: What?
:Bug: Da fuck, man?
:Reggie: And he needs to pay for what he did with the only thing he truly loves. I'm gonna bite his dick off.
:Megan: Oh.
:Hunter: Wait, did he just say "bite?"
:Bug: Yeah. I-I'm still a little drunk, but--
:Reggie: I said, I'm gonna bite his dick OFF!
:Bug: Oh, we gon' fuck shit up!
"THIS SUMMER" sharply zooms out on a red background. Cut to the strays walking down an alley, then to Reggie. Next to him, "WILL FERRELL IS REGGIE" zooms out, bit-by-bit.
:Reggie: Big day today.
:Bug: You ever humped anything before?
:Reggie: I wouldn't say I've humped, per se. (Cut to the strays humping different objects: Reggie on a lawn gnome, Megan and Hunter having a three-way with a fawn, and Bug on an owl.)
:Hunter: There you go, Reg.
:Reggie: I'm doing good?
:Bug: Tell that gnome you're his daddy.
:Reggie: Hey gnome, I'm your father. It's good to finally meet you...
:Megan: Reggie.
:Reggie: ...even under these strange circumstances.
:Hunter: No, no, no, Reggie!
Cut to Bug, with "JAMIE FOXX IS BUGG" zooming out next to him. Brief cut to the four strays on a railroad, and then to an open field.
:Bug: We're completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are hurtin' right now. So how exactly could this get worse? (Beat, then an eagle picks up Bug. Reggie goes after him.) HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
A montage ensues of the following: the dogs escaping from Doug's burning house, fireworks going off at the county fair, the dogs running away, the dogs in jail, Reggie and Bug falling from a tree while groaning, and finally, Hunter knocking down the door to Doug's house.
:Doug: Oh shit. (Hunter growls)
:Megan: Guys, we got a dick to rip off.
"STRAYS" zooms in. Cut to the quartet in front of mushrooms.
:Hunter: What are those? (They start eating)
:Bug: Kinda looks like food. Oh, shit. Uh, gimme a second. (Reggie's background zooms out.)
:Hunter: (As his cone grows) You look different.
:Megan: (Now animated) Shit, you look different, too.
:Bug: How so?
:Hunter: (Now a puppet) Is it my human hands? (He raises them up)
"ONLY IN THEATERS THIS SUMMER" zooms out, ending the trailer.
==Trailer 2==
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