Beamie

Beamie is a VERY BAD CHARACTER, named after his beanie that stretches from his head and tucks into the back of his pants, which he calls a "Beamie".
== Information ==
He loves to eat West Midlands crab. Beamie imports Lays because they "taste better". He claims his gender is "cyan", and his sexuality as "Burnt Candle": no one knows what this means.
Beamie claims that his eyes turn different colours depending on his emotional state. Beamie has a vary stuck-up, nasal voice, as though he's better then you. Beamie claims to be vegan despite eating crab. Beamie loves his daddy. Beamie's brother committed suicide due to the way Beamie turned out. Beamie is a consumer of SHam.
Beamie's father is ruined.
Category:Characters
Category:Human Characters
Category:Really, Really Crap Characters