NeonCactus

A young man. Despite his tough outer shell, his innards are sweet and delicious.
== Biology ==
Neon expresses his growth and maturity in the form of "levels". At his weakest known form, he is what scientist refer to as a "Babby" cactus, which is apparently level 5. It is not known if their are levels previous to level 5, but some theorize these levels are expressed in the fetal stage. Neon usually reaches maturity at around level 99, though he has occasionally been seen at level 100 or higher.
Most interestingly, Neon has the capability to level up and down at will, suggesting perhaps some form of natural time-travel capabilities.
== Family ==
Not much is known about Neon's family. Though GottaGoFast may be his retarded cousin.
== Historic Legislature Passed by Neon ==
Neon has signed into approval the Magna Carta, the Declaration of Independence and The Constitution of the United States. This makes Neon at least 800 years old.
== Historic Battles ==
Neon has participated in some of the world's greatest wars. Some of his more notable combat activities include: Riding a battle-koala into the war of 1812; Participating in the attack on the Deathstar, where his codename was Red Robin stan-YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~; Persecuting Muslims and Jews during the Crusades; sinking my battleship; fighting against dinosaurs during the prehistoric era; taking part in the Spanish-American war as a Rough Rider, and defeating the Elite Four to become Pokemon Champion numerous times.