The Internet

The Internet is the ultimate source of idiocy. The internet was invented by some sort of group consisting of Leonard Kleinrock, Robert Kahn and Chop Stix. However, in the end, the internet ended up becoming rabid with fools, spammers, hackers, fangirls, noobs, elitists, douches, historians, egotists, and a small portion of good people.
==The internet in ten years==
According to people, the internet is likely to be dominated by either Starforce, Sylux or Chopstix. However, it'll probably be Chanserv as he has the advantage of beating us all in staring contests. It is also rumured that LunArFoX shall try to take over next episode... Ah, We'll see.
==The internet: now==
The internet is a series of tubes that connects computers from around the world. It helps people to relay information quickly and easily to other parts of the world. We use the internet on a day-to-day basis, because it has become a custom for our lifestyle. When the internet is down, so is our life. We're totally screwed without the internet.
As for Starforce...
Nobody knows how Starforce discovered the internet, many theories have been presented and examined. The most logical theory would suggest that he discovered the internet accidentally while sticking random cables into telephone jacks.
Aside from this historical event (event being Starforce's discovery of the internet), Sylux's introduction to the internet ended in the tragic death of his stuffed Dawn toy. Nobody knows why the toy was not buried, or given a proper funeral. Nobody has even seen the body since that tragic day.\
And yes, the Internet is still for porn.