Slow Modem

"Slow Modem" is a parody of War's "Low Rider".
==Lyrics==
All my friends use a slow modem.
The slow modem is a little older.
The slow modem feed off the phone jack.
The slow modem really licks my crack.
The slow modem can't pull in a meg a sec.
The slow modem is slower than a train wreck.
The slow modem don't go too fast now.
The slow modem, it just sucks ass.
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip and see
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip
Take a T1 trip with me
==Notes of Interest==
*The "push button dialing" chorus is available as a ringtone.
Category:Parodies