Health Facts of Chocolate

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. 
Beans = vegetable. 
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. 
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. 
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. 
So, candy bars are a health food. 
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.   
Remember:
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS" 
Tell this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. 
Tell this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. 
If you ignore this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately. 
That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it.
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