Wal-Mart Customer Branded WIne

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive names for the Wal-Mart house brand wines. The top surveyed names in, order of popularity, include:
:•Chateau Traileur Parc
:•White Trashfindel
:•Peanut Noir
:•I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
:•Grape Expectations
:•Nasti Spumante
:•Big Red Gulp
:•World Championship Riesling
:•NASCARbernet
:•Chef Boyardeaux
Pricing is expected to be in the $3-5 range and will be offered in the box and bottle. If production goes smoothly, expect to find Wal-Mart's self-branded wine on the shelves sometime next never.
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