Cinderella Lorry

== BEGIN PROFILE: ==
SUBJECT: CINDERELLA LORRY is a vegetable organism resembling a 1950s luxury automotive vehicle. All internals appear to be made of auro-metallic substances and "leather" and "rubber" which when analyzed was found to be one hundred percent vegetable products. Vehicle does not appear to have a gas tank, though it does appear to have a fuel meter, which drains at a rate of 0.0001% comparable to a similar modern automotive vehicle of this size.
While the speedometer appears to have a maximum reading of 300, actual observed speeds have reached up to [REDACTED], leading to semi-a trails of white fire that appeared not to consume fuel  When the hood is opened, a seemingly socially organized group of metallic seemingly bio-mechanical "mice" appear therein. The mice appear to be considered a part of the organism, connected by organo-metallic "tails" to its internals and function as semi-independent organsisms when at rest but assemble when operational into an "engine" and for means of maintainance.
Subject appears to be "refueled", along with any damage being repaired, when allowed to "rest" upon a patch of unaltered soil, given water, and given total access to moonlight. Subject's refueling appears to be accellerated on a full moon, when the soil is heavily contaminated with metallic elements. Subject does not appear to extend any "roots" into the soil upon doing so. Subject also produces three seeds within its "glove compartment," able to "grow" organisms similar to itself with minor differences, whose cultivation details are available in the pamphlet accompanying their sale.
Subject was likely one of the many products produced by BLUE WISHES, an independent nonprofit organization with currently unknown origins and heavily obfuscated ownership; with hypotheses of anomalous creation by [REDACTED] unconfirmed as of this writing, designed to "Make your dreams come true every day" according to promotional copy.
This organization is currently nonexistent due to lawsuits by Michael [REDACTED] upon behalf of the {REDACTED] Corporation in the year 199[REDACTED] for "infringement" on the matter of similarities between technological developments entering production and the Corporation's own Project [REDACTED], currently in G.U.F.F. custody as Subject [REDACTED]
Singular seeds are available for sale from the Aasvogel-Abraxis Novelties Catalogue, as are many products we are only allowed legal distribution of therein.
Note that independently distributing the seeds produced by those automobiles bought and cultivated from those sold by Aasvogel-Abraxis are illegal. We are not legally allowed to advise you to do this, though we are allowed to state that our enforcement capacity is minimal outside of necessary cases due to budgetary restrictions...
== Author Commentary ==
So, I basically made this because I had a pic of this pumpkin I thought'd be really good for a Cinderella-type coach, and I found a pic of the Cadillac Eldorado, and it all came together!
And, this does give a few insights into the G.U.F.F.'s operations I will say, by virtue of the strange limited distribution channels they may distribute what could be world-changing otherwise, but are legally prohibited from distributing more widely for political reasons. More on that to come, eventually...
As with all the G.U.F.F. stuff, this curious coach is free to use as you see fit under a CC-BY 4.0 license so long as I; Thomas F. Johnson, am credited as their creator!
And, if you wanna support me, maybe check out my Patreon, or even just send a Ko-Fi my way! Every penny is appreciated, and I am eternally grateful for those who donate!
Or, if you wanna commission me for a pic like this, my commission info is thisaway!
Category:G.U.F.F. Entries