Goodwill Ni Hao, Kai-Lan DVD - Hoho’s Morality (Hoho the Demonic Monkey RE-TAKE)

== ORIGINAL STORY BY JAXATTAX13 ==
I still have fond memories about those lost YGG and Wubbzy DVDs that I encountered, and boy were they fucked up! Although what I’m really here for is that I’ve yet again, came across a lost and disturbing Nickelodeon media, this time being a chinese show, Ni Hao, Kai-Lan!
For a brief backstory, Ni Hao, Kai-Lan revolves around a young girl named Kai-Lan, who lives with her grandfather, YeYe, and goes on adventures with her animal friends while learning about life lessons. But what I saw shocked me to the core and made me not look at the show the same way as it used to be again.
I was at Goodwill, looking for things that might interest me. After a while of searching, I found a rare Ni Hao, Kai-Lan DVD that was yet never heard from. The cover consisted of HoHo jumping happily with a text above him saying, “HoHo’s Best Moments!” I had a heavy feeling that it might contain something unrevealed to the public. I had to buy it for myself because of how rare it was.
When I got home I went to my room to turn on my TV and place the disc inside it.
At first it went black for a second before showing the Paramount logo from 2005, except it looked hellish. The sky was in a dark crimson red and sparkly background color. The mountain was dark and wasn’t that noticeable to see. And the Paramount word mark was in a horror like font.
I was already scared at the sight of it..
Then out of nowhere, the Nick Jr frogs ident randomly appeared, looking normal. However after the frogs croaked and smiled at each other, a sheet of paper flew down the frogs. It landed on the blue frog, as it picked it and read it, along with the orange joining in as well. They then looked shocked as they looked at each other before the screen abruptly cutting to black.
And lastly the Nickelodeon fish ident came up, with the fish barely visible to see, as it was in dark shades of crimson red. Not to mention that it’s eye looked realistic, as if it was glaring at me.
After that it showed a couple of previews for the Backyardigans, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, the Wonder Pets, Blue’s Room, and Jack’s Big Music Show. However during the previews, I heard faint whispers, multiple whispers that sounded like; "Let us out" "He killed everyone." "You will feel great morality." "Fear HOHO." "Wait and see, therefore I am IMMORTAL." Shortly after the usual Paramount FBI warning was shown before seemingly cutting to the main menu. 
I pressed the play all selection to get this over with. There were only 5 episodes, those that were played in the following order: Hoho’s Big Flight, Sports Day, The Moon Festival, Wait, Hoho, Wait! and Rain or Shine. However a sixth episode played, which I thought the DVD only had five episodes and not six. The intro somehow played again for the 2nd, which was unusual, only that it was different. The sky was tinted dark purple, while it looked like it was night time. When the show’s logo came up, Mr. Sun looked beaten up and had his skin red, while he was caught on fire, and the logo itself was tinted black and red.
The title’s name was, “HoHo’s Morality”. Which was confusing at first, but I decided to watch it for a better viewing. The episode started with Kai Lan greeting us as usual, then telling us to see HoHo. It cuts to HoHo inside, holding an uranium that he found out of nowhere. Kai Lan asks him where he found it from. He then tells her that he doesn’t know and found it while walking by. He then unexpectedly shoved the uranium into his mouth and swallowing it whole.
Kai Lan was shocked at first, but then decides to leave him be. HoHo then begins to transform into something far deranged. He shuts his eyes, later opening them as now black eyes with red pupils. And he had an red glitch surrounding his right eye. He then runs up to Kai Lan, and begins opening her stomach, while killing her in the process. Afterwards he ties a rope around her neck and drags her to a tree.
We then see Tolee taking a bath inside, minding his own business, until he hears something that made him questioned. A faint and yet demonic chuckle. Tolee ignores it and continues to bathe himself, when suddenly HoHo storms in. Tolee asks HoHo if he’s really him, but all he did was grow into Tolee’s size and widely opens his mouth for a pair of hands to rip his entire face off and eventually killing him after.
The scene cuts to Rintoo, sitting there without doing anything. HoHo walks in and scratches him in the leg as Rintoo yelps in pain. He asks HoHo why he would scratch him like that. He doesn’t respond but rather begins to chase after him, as Rintoo sprints off as fast as he could. He runs off from home while HoHo continues chasing after him, as Mr Sun was seen watching in shock. Then Rintoo wasn’t seen as he was hiding.
HoHo then sees Mr Sun and begins beating him and tearing him apart. The sun then sets off, while slowly dying. HoHo then finds Rintoo and begins to choke him violently, leaving Rintoo with scratches and bruises. He shortly dies afterwards and goes off to find YeYe.
He eventually finds him inside his home. YeYe asks him what he’s doing and why he’s killing Kai Lan and her friends. HoHo then responds by saying that the world must be corrupted and comes face to face with the end of times, as he then kills off YeYe shortly.
LuLu was the last to be killed as she was wandering around at night, trying to find her friends when HoHo comes out of nowhere and kills her by tieing her balloon onto her neck and leaving her to choke and eventually die off after.
He then releases that there was more to kill, so it showed a montage of the remaining survivors dieing a horrible and gruesome death.
After that, he somehow sets the world on fire, causing it to soon collapse, as everything, including the remaining characters die without a trace left. It was unknown what happened with HoHo as the credits rolled in, instead of the usual images of the sun and others, they looked like if they were beaten in a fight, as the images were tinted red.
Afterwards it showed the HarringToons Productions logo, with the background being black instead of white. The face was grayscale and looked beaten, while the Harring word mark was red and the logo was setted on fire.
The Nick Jr Productions logo was horror themed, with the background being a really dark tin of black and red, with the father entirely red, and the son beig normal, only for a confused expression on his face as he saw his father with soulless eyes and dark blood oozing from his eyes. Jr suddenly said, "I think suicide's my only option!" As the Nick Jr horror jingle was heard.
The Nickelodeon logo had its splat red, with an realistic human eye shown, as that same, slowed down, and edited version of the Nickelodeon horror jingle was heard.
The Paramount logo was the same one seen in the DVD opening, only slightly darker and shakier, as the stars and the word mark were glowing in a tint of purple.
Shortly afterwards it sent me back to the menu. I took the disc out and tossed it onto my trash. I then called it a day and headed to bed, but wasn’t able to stop thinking about the episode I just watched. The animation was all too real to say, even though that the DVD was considered a bootleg, it all still was real. Never buy bootleg DVDs, worst mistake of my life…
Category:Lost Episodes
Category:Ni Hao, Kai-Lan
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