Stupid Cy

Stupid Cy is an idiot and teh current mayor of Thneedville. He is best friends with Ted Wiggins and is enemies with O'hare.
== History ==
He was born in Thneedville on july 4th 1976. He is the stupidest guy in thneedville, but he's VERY awesome! Before he became mayor, he had a terrible job that made him cry. One day, he met Ted Wiggins and they became best friends! He and Ted would do a bunch of stupid stuff and would get drunk together. He also had an addiction to alcohol like Ted.
After O'hare was killed, he became mayor of thneedville! And all the residents loved him. He was also very rich since he was mayor. And ever since he became mayor, he and Ted had WAYYYYYY MORE FUN!
== Personality ==
As his name suggest, he is stupid. He is a good guy and is a better mayor than O'hare in every way! He's also SUPA RICH AND VERY VERY AWESOME!!! He's super cool! NOBODY WILL EVER BE AS COOL AS HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER! The only one who is cooler than Stupid Cy is Chuck Norris. And that's because he's Chuck Norris. So which means that Stupid Cy isn't the coolest guy in the unworld, but he is the coolest guy in China!
He is also very strong! And Almost undefeatable! (Almost) He's very hard to beat. Trust me, if you were to wrestle him, there's a 90% chance that you'd lose! So wrestling him probably isn't the best idea. Just saying. 
Also, He has A LOT in common with Ted wiggins! Here is a list of things they have in common with:
* They are both idiots
* They are both alcoholics
* They both DESPISE O'hare
* They both watch teletubbies 
* They're both good guys
* They both share the same favorite teletubbies episode: "Swearing is Fun!"
* They also have the same favorite shame: Call of Ducky
* They were both involved in the killing of O'hare
* They both call shames "Games" 
== Trivia ==
* He once called O'Hare a greedy dirtbag
* As of O'hares death, he is now the richest man in thneedville
* He has the highest unrank in thneedville
Category:Idiots
Category:Awesome guys
Category:Good guys
Category:Heroes
Category:Rulers
Category:Guys who have money
Category:Cool
Category:Almost undefeatable
Category:Alcoholics
Category:Epics
Category:Strong guys
Category:Lorax Guys
Category:Respawnable guys