Dojk Cookieson

Dojk Cookieson is a baker, cookie dealer, and merchant in western Halinn, and the ex-Ketua of Cordovia after he had a private falling out, without saying anything.
== Appearance ==
Dojk (pronounced "doe") is a small 5'7 person in his early twenties. He's currently wearing a dark-ish green shirt with the Cheesegorod flag on the right side of his shirt, along with a shirt pocket. He also had black gloves that only partially cover his hands, presumably torn either accidentally, or by Dojk himself, he won't comment on the gloves. He also has gray cargo pants, with a singular pocket designed for carrying space.
Cookieson has shaggy blonde hair, that has shortened over time of his presence. It has been observed that his ears, on the rare occasions they are exposed, were constantly bleeding for some unknown reason until recently. Yet, for another unknown reason, it seems that the cookie on his head is starting to fuse with his skull, which has been proven to be a parasite. 
He faintly exudes the scent of fresh out-the-oven chocolate chip cookies. His accent lies somewhere between a native Cordovian with a tropical tinge and what sounds like an oven crackling whenever he speaks.
Most people who meet Dojk like him, due to his frank and generous manner, but some people, according to Cookieson, have tried to eat him.
== Backstory ==
Dojk came from another planet, far away from the flat plane of our world. He says he left after a "special incident" on his homeworld, and came to Rathnir on a small spacefaring vessel, anytime he had been asked about the planet, he has said he either didn't remember much, or he had talked about a sorceress bringing him onto a ship before sending him off. 
About 15 years before the Year of the Comet, he crashlanded on what he described as a small and totally deserted island to the northwest of Alteniquia. Dojk says he had to eat his ship in order to stay alive until his rescue by a seafaring Cordovin vessel. 
== History ==
Dojk integrated rapidly into Cordovin society (which was quite small at the time), aided by both his friendly demeanour, helpfulness and bewitching baking skills. He befriended BroccoliBoy, and together they founded the Cordovin-Verzet Republic, which started out as a small walled city-state focused on production between Alteniquia and Nieden. Dojk and Broccoli became co-rulers who managed the Republic jointly.
Things changed suddenly when the Comet of Iristor's arrival was announced and Rathnirans began to migrate to Abexilas, the new world. After travelling through the series of portals to Abexilas, the Cordovins settled in the small Ostenzarili Peninsula, building their first city of Hallsatt.
Shortly thereafter, Broccoli and Dojk decided to change the country into a monarchy and renamed it to the Kingdom of Cordovia. Dojk became the Ketua, the second-in-command, while Broccoli was crowned Karalius (the ruler). However, Dojk began to feel pushed aside and unable to contribute, so he resigned from the position and left Cordovia for about seven years, disappearing entirely and without a trace.
Dojk returned to Cordovia in the midst of major turmoil and conflict. Broccoli had exiled Dojk's successor, Angelo Arens, accusing him of plotting a coup, and the office of Ketua had remained vacant for 2 years as Cordovia was embroiled in arguments and a major court case. Broccoli returned the position to Dojk, making him the third Ketua since the establishment of the Kingdom.
According to him, he has not done many interesting things, but he has started a little shop called Cookie Hub in a town called Cheesegorod. Where he is particularly known for his donations and the business. He also had a place as the first Ketua, the third Ketua, and MAYBE the fourth Ketua in Cordovia, depending on how you look at it. In the Winter of 21 VE, he was a leader of the Winterist Coup which replaced BroccoliBoy as Karalius with Chumie Mishima.
Cookieson has also founded a religion called Onionism. In the Summer of 22 VE, he also became a priest for Lotus.
In 58 VE, Sasha Suvorov, a good friend of Dojk Cookieson, shot the cookie on top of his head, and it set him ablaze, so he decided to get a closer look, leading to a 5 minute ring-around-the-rosey in which Sasha was trying to shoot the cookie. After this, Dojk had admitted that he was a parasite, and that the person is the host he chose. 
== Documents ==
=== Interview with Serial Jay ===
Serial Jay, also known as SerialJ, is a 60-year-old prospecter and a Rathnir native who used to live in Vastallos prior to her emigration to Abexilas. Our agents managed to secure an interview with her following her trip to Cheesegorod in 21 VE, where she met Dojk for the first time and, unprovoked, attempted to stab him with a pickaxe.
Interviewer: Could you describe to me, in detail, your meeting with Dojk?
Serial Jay: *shaky breath* Alright. I met Enn at the -
I: Sorry, who?
J: Uh, I mean this...Cookieson. I was at the market in Cheesegorod buying pumpkins, and I saw the Cookie Hub was open. And, I mean, who doesn't love cookies?
I: Me. I'm allergic to chocolate. But go on.
J: So I went to the store, head up to the bamboo counter, the trapdoor opens. And I saw him. But it was all wrong. And when he spoke it sounded... *shudders* I don't know what exactly. But his voice was wrong, his face was wrong, it was all not Enn, and he didn't know me!
I: I need you to explain. Who is this "him"? I was under the impression that you'd never met Cookieson before this incident.
J: He was...my cousin. Serial Enn. Back in Rathnir.
I: Oh boy.
J: My family last saw him twenty years before the comet came. He was 22. A wonderful young man, same age as me, so much potential and brains. We grew up together, we and my sister Vea were the best of friends throughout our childhood. And then he got into mysticism, and became convinced that the only way to true enlightenment was to give up all his worldly possessions, and go live in the wilderness to discover inner peace...
I: I'm guessing that didn't turn out too well.
J: He took some goats, his books, and he left for a little deserted island off of North Vastallos. He promised us he'd return, either when he'd found Truth or 10 years later. But he never did. Vea and I went to that archipelago after a decade, as the Comet was coming, and we found the island. Completely empty, desert and one well, except for his tiny hut and the goat pen. The goats were all skeletons by then. And the house... *shudders*
I: What of the house?
J: *terrified whisper* Blood. The bed, his books, were crumbling and mildewed, but there was old blood on the foot of the bed. And a scalp.
I: Scalp? Describe it to me, please.
J: *sobs* It was just a tiny circle of skin, yea big *indicates a 3-inch diameter*. His shaggy blond hair. I found it in the corner. We took it home and buried it in the cemetery before we came to Abexilas. It was all we had left of him.
I: So your cousin presumably was murdered and at least partially scalped. But the body was missing, and the scalp left behind? I don't understand...
J: None of us did, either. And he was such a sweet boy. He was a daydreamer and a moron sometimes, but he would never harm a fly.
I: Now explain to me what happened at Cookie Hub.
To be continued
=== Dojk talking to himself ===
Dojk: "No.. I don't know. It's quite simple, I might be wandering, I might stay, maybe both. Wait... Why am I talking to myself? Like it matters, nobody's here to hear me. Anyway. Popalua... Popalua jiyapop likopopia... Curiopop kikopopa... (Today... Today is sad... Carry on...) Those I know won't be forgotten. I won't leave my friends. I can't. Not after what I did to help.. I can't abandon them... God... Why is he so persistent... Just comply!"
== Quotes ==
"Yes, we ate the other cookie races."
-Dojk Cookieson