The Weymouth, Portland and Dorchester Telegram. — 1885-07-24 (Weymouth, Dorset, England)

LIMB. The rolling of tor drens sumele near nevushoroioo, his eyve, and game full in the (see of —or utter stranger I A damtel with reddish hair, freckles, sod • 10, geed-humoured countenance, is leaning or the arm of the flair von &radial Our whom lifiles had been entorleining such bitter feeling. Now. with a sensation et almost aikotionste friendliness, ho would hke to congratulate lad imagivary rival, sold listens lu the chinking apurs end watches tho *liver epaulet!om abetment in the situ with decided admiration. With • light heart he watched the rem of the pruceation as it lilts by, and recognises with delight sineug,t the guests Lily Jeffry and her Move To , follow thou from the church, make his presence known, : hear of their retting-place and hurl her overage, lila the nest few happy minutes, and when the ,115Ci0118 rear of the outer world returns to him Miles ends Betel( standing alone on the pOO.OOO of the now deertell etrook The sequel it soon told He bears from Joyce bow one of Ler whoolfe lows became the betrothed of You Heredity' and how during tho lady• preparatione for hor &ppm whim; marriage abe and La mat permittod the ,X•acio to remain with them at Lois/mit, and own them to Slunich—a 0104010 001,10,000100, to which Mies Vansittart added • gaol deal of roilltry at the lin:winery tLstrots of s, asking Win why Inc should think a Ciertnan would hurt" Vansittart" difficult to ivy. " I wish ho lad tried my friend's WOl Ot .Chultuendely,'" el e added, lae.rhieg. All this, howover, Captain Henrietta wad able to beer with equanimity, as, fortified with Lady Jeffry's kindly encouragement, ha forgeto his solf.dielrust in hie paseion, and his earnest wooing wins Joyce', contort. The rest of hie holiday passes boo reality of bliss, all the more entrancing from the gloom of the previous dream.  WlB}o,lBo TOP COMP OP EXPIU —The following too eample of the way legislation is conducted in Arbor,. We take the paragraph from a sober matter. of-fact ,loscription in a paper priutcd out them, which a travelling friend has sent us:—'' The official order of this afternoon was, as had been announeed several days as,,, the woman euffrage bill introduced by Wardwell. A hot and excited debate ensued, and won were the parties in battle array, Wardwell, Wald.. Hollins, nod Franklin on one side for tho bill, and Purdy nod Aram on the other side oppoeieg it forcibly, The honor was crowded with ladies, who watched the nrocoodiege with intere,t. The whole committee arose and recommended the passage of the bill, with the amendment to ,•xempt the women from iury duly. The controversy about this theme finally 'ended joe free tight, in which the district attcrney of Yam.' punched badly the bead of the ceencilman from the sante comity. In general there is much bad blood boiling, and 00 000 knows how it will end, or where it will atop." Whoosh nothing to that effect is stated, we judge that the ladies remained U non-combatants, but they seem sot to have produced that soothing and purifying influence in politics which we should expect of our Idae,aelnisette fair ones —A wriean paper. rhie is the prop her position, nil the young man ache placed his arm around a maiden's waist. Tho old saw, " Never kick a man when he Is down," is a good oue,bocause to kick croon when Ito iu down is cowardly. Now we giro motto,,'', Never kick a man when bo is up," because it le reckless. A man declared that he could invent question to which fifty people would all give tho same answer. The queetion was lisve you hoard that Smith has committed suicide?" The auawer Meech ease W 1... What Smith ?" " This salad is very gritty," said • friend to Douglas Jerrold one day when they were dining together "don't you think sot"' Gritty, twined!' replied Jerrold "0 should think it was gritty! Why I call II nothing but a gravol path with • few weeds sprinkled on it here and Mere!" I don't like these elves," said • lady customer, e loanev the ,oleo are too thick." "le that the only objection ?" b•mlly asked the shopkeeper. Yes," was the reply. Then, madam, if you take the ehoes, I can seem you that that objection will gradually wear A poste. had begun • pocni In uncomprondeing blank verso on the degeneracy of man "1111.0 11,IS noble being rev, hot ho—." And here aloe was compelled to leave it. A degenerate gale came in end took tits liberty of helping hor forward alittle; " Weld probably have retnaluod so ; but the--." "How is tide, Minnie ?" salted one girl to another. " have naked all limo folks to your party that you ecarocly spoilt to and left out some of your moat Wheat° friends." ''ol,, that, all right ; I'm jortelis. lag eooking. and I'm going to took, lb,' 61•000 for the party Idoolwant to kill any of my frirnala" •• Po you upbraid your hoebami when ha comes home end, the influence of liquor asked a young married woman of a friend who long ago Imol celebrated her tin wedding Upbraid him ?" she echoed. " Well, I deal say 11111,11; but when I get throagh with my object teaching ho comet home sober every night fee month." What to you mean by ' object teething.' pOet. ?" "Simply thi, When the old unto mums home light, I not wmp him up in a rag carpet ami epaok hint like fury with a ebovel. Try it 011 your imband tome Niue."  IN