The Central Glamorgan Gazette, and General, Commercial, and Agricultural Advertiser. — 1880-01-23 (Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales)

WONDER., uncle." sail a little girl, •• if men will ever yet have to he live hundred or a thousand venni old P ' " No, my ehibr" resismded the old, man, "that was tried once, and the race grew so bat that the world had to he drowned." • " Jieves, if burglars shoubl get into your house, what would you do ?" " I'd 'le whatever thi•y r. mired of me. I'va never luel my Own way in that house yet, and it's too late to begin now—yes, alas! too late" AN old man of eighty-four and his bride, aged sighty-two, enticed at railway car the other day, and took a scat by the stove. A vonth ta.cupying lleeat behind says,, he overheard. the following: 01.1 gentleman to his bride: "Who's at little lamb I'" Bride: " I3ofe of us." A PARISIAN fished a man out of the Seine, and soon tfterward found him hanging to a tree. Ile lit, him hang, and to an officer who asked him why he didn't interfere to prevent the suicide, he said: Because I had just fished him out of the water, and supposisl he had hung himself up to dry." WHEN a woman gets a red spot on the end of her now, the world charitably remarks that her blest :s out of order; but just let that red spot appear on A. man's nose, and every one will ileclari. that they tau smell whisky as soon as they get within t went v feal of him. Strange, yet generally true in both easel!. A FRENCH surgeon pi, scribed a bath for an ailing soldier, and ordered that he should la. conducted io an adjoining bathing establislinamt by a sergeant. At the end of an hour's waiting at th;, hat h-roan door, the sergeant, hearing no noise, tail, nal the room and found the soldier seated by tht sble of the bath-tub, the water the same as it was wlen the soldier went into the room, exeept that its level had been perceptibly lowered. "Ma fid, sergeant," s the soldier. " you may put me in the guard-house if you want to, but I ran% drink another lop." • lanlav ebs :1•• for depositing the tilelllll. lials ini Handing ()tabula aping private bills for the iseitiel in the l'rivate Bill Ake. o l,lls will is' a,j,luOta'tl ut of 212 aiiBeBloi tlirtk; It is stated that Mr. S. Swarbtick has announced hi, intintion to retire in a few months from the rat assishatt general manager. i-mi ia,-kviik Cecil is abothltlt (t;tr:rll,tt rt:'firAt:a.nrni I,l,l:llLlWstii .0V f. James Lome its, corn merchant and cab proprietor, of e.eitleeet. has been rommitted by the Cheltenham magi:dun, for malprattices under the liankruptey A,to. Ile also stands committed by the County Court jualge on a charge of perjury. Thr ath is amour' at of Mr. 'l'. 11. La! Mesurier, who will la- remit mitered 414 for many yenta' a ones. :notating. sa,retat y of the Baptist .11issionary Societr, .IUII Wl.' of the found,' sof the Baptist Churches ut 111`11111.1.V. aimi at the age dr 71  London. all parts of the United king- 7.0 dom, and Foreign Ireland, Scotland, North of England, 10.0 Lin. Glo'ster, and Cardiff London, Bristol, Gloater, Newport and 4.46 p.m. Cardiff On SUNDAYS there is only cue Delivery by Letter Carriers, commencing at 7.31, a.m. MoriET ORDERS are issued and paid from 0:0 a.m. till 6.0 p.m., and on Saturday, from!) a.m. till 7.0 p.m. No Money Order Business is transacted on Sunday. POPTAL TPLEORAPH IFVICE open from 8.0 ctn. to 8.0 p.m. on Week Pays and from 8.0 a.m. to 10.0 a.m. on Sundays.  NoTICES TO C. )I{