The Blackpool Herald. — 1886-10-29 (Blackpool, Lancashire, England)

VOTE OF THANKS.  Mr. J. SUMNBR proposed a vote of thanks to their worthy chairman. He (the Chairman) had been connected with the company ever since its formation, and seeing his business habits with th,m on the Board, the speaker thought he was the right man in the right place—(hear, hear)—and that he knew and understood all the workings of the Company, and that no one knew better about it. Mr. Birley had generally moved that resolution, and he (Mr. Sumner) was only sorry that he could not be present to move it that day. Mr. LONGWORTH seconded, and the CHAIRMAN suitably responded,remarking that they were all extremely sorry that Mr. Birley could not be present. This terminated the busine+s.  Bridegroom (on leaving the church): "Marriage must seem a dreadful thing to you, why, you were all of a tremble, and one could hardly hear you say, 'I will." Bride: "I will have more courage, and say it kuder next time.  Lawyer: "Are you single ?" Female witness : 'No." "Then you area married woman ?" "No." "so you are a widow?" "No." "But My dear madam or miss, you must belong to one of these classes, As what shall I put you down?" "I am an—engaged woman.' At Bolton, on Monday, a man named Daniel Parkinson was committed for trial charged with bigamy. It was stated that before the alleged bigamous marriage he pointed out his first wife to the second, but this did not deter her from going through the marriage ceremony with him. DR WILSON writes :—LAMPLOIIGH'S PYRETIC SALINE "is fax and away the safest and best." It is a gentle aperient (taken in quantity), an invaluable domestic medicine. a boon to the nursery as children •vid ask for it, and most efficacious in Headache. 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When the mistake was discovered neither would yield his claim, and the matter was rcferred to the District judge. Greek had met Greek, and the tug of war threatened to be severe, when the magistrate, with astuteness worthy of Solomon, arranged the matter in the simplest way possible by applying the rule "first come first served," and suggesting that whichever died first should have the right to the coveted restingplace. The parties went away reconciled and happy. It is not stated whether they had to find sureties to guarantee that neither would take an unfair advantage of the other by committing suicide.  -To live in painless toil, And misery to despoil, Apply Bt. Jacobs Oil.  Pt:Jacobs Oil is sold by all Chetnista at 2s. 6d. a bottle, or by post 2s. 9d., from the Charles A. Vogeler Company, role proprietors, 45, Farruigdon-road, London,  I "CHEER UP TILL WE MEET AGAIN, DOMINGO!"  The Blackpool magistrates have just had a somewhat orignial character to deal with in the person of Elizabeth A. Domingo. This notorious individual was charged, in conjunction with Ann Gregson, John McNally,andJohn Paddon, otherwise " Gaff" with stealing a purse and is. 4d. in money from the person of William ardner.—The evidence,as preciously reported,was gone through, during the reading of which the prisoner Domingo stated she took the money and none of the others were present. PaAldon was brought up for , the first time, having been handed over by the Blackburn police, a day or so previously. —During the time the depositions were being prepared, the. I prisoner Domingo acted in a most disgraceful and disorderly manner, dancing and singing obscene I songs in spite of the effort; of the police.—The Bench committed them all to take their trial at the Manchester Assizes.—Domingo calling out to Gardner, the prosecutor, said," You squinting bastard, I'll not be sent to the Assizes for nothing. Will I b----y as like. I will send my clog at his b— —y head, and split his head open before he goes out."—The police had to keep a careful watch upon her, to prevent her carrying out the threat, and it was not until she had given vent to her feelings once more in song and dance that the police succeeded in removing her. As she was going downstairs she called out at the top of her voice, "Cheer up till we meet again, Domingo." Domingo has been three times previously indicted at the Bolton Sessions as an incorrigible and vagabond, and has served two ' terms of 12 mouths imprisonment, and one of six months. In addition to this, she has been a ' number of times committed for shorter periods. Her father was a German and she was brought up in the workhouse until she escaped, and since then she has led a most disgraceful life. She makes use of exceedingly loathsome language, and while the police were taking her to Preston , on her first remand she three times got away , from them. On the last occasion when she was ' removed to Preston she also escaped the Police twice, but only succeeded in getting away short distances. As she met people on the road she made use of very insulting language, and once or twice struck people's hats fiat on their heads. The warders at Preston gaol hoped, on the first occasion, she would not return to their quarters, as they had had quite enough of Domingo's "cheerfulness."