The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette. — 1875-06-22 (Dorchester, Dorset, England)

SLIP *TWINT THE CUP AND THE LIP." by a poileicshnuse let him leave it Soil go to sotriething respeetalee if he Inet nothing by it, the depriOng hitn of -The truth of this old and of t•repeatee adage line been : his license could do him no harm, and if he made nothing, ree.eth. ‘.‘.eieee. A goy young lesthair reciting in a ' th..re was no Is:inhalei in townie the bu„inem from hint village Within 10 Mil, llf ireOvil has been for some time --(laughter). The hon. niember for fixfonlshire. Comtel. feeet paying his affilresses to a young lady wit.o lives in n ing this metenire. had said it wont.' simply drive drunkard* ...II town not for froin Sherburne. In due course, out of one parish into another, and they would Co on ATI arrangement.. were ma.le for the wedding, the young on until there wenl.l be a combinetion of erunkaels in man informing his fair eieocee that he hail taken a some place that would enjoy having them -(laughter). business in one of the pnneipal tows. in Hampshire. It 1 &het en A,e ee he proposed woule have a great mond was arranged that the nisirriage should he performed in a I ofeet, for the publicans would feel thev had got the sword faellionahle Dersetsbire waterine•place. All the prep:lran( Damerlee loin:ring over them. only wonting the weight tions were at leueth c siepleted, ineluffine the wobling of public opinion to bring it down nest polish thou off- ereesess and the bridegreskiii * suit. On the day preyed. to Ofeightere Another suicide. a couple of more lers, or the ore fixed for the ceremony, the yoking inan's lirother another penny on the rates., and they would know the (who was to be the best man) and the vomit: lady's sister Perniissive Bill would eome into force. The House might (who was to be the bridesmaid), repaired to the wateringrecollect a picture in an illustrated paper representing a place before referred to, the piling gentleman informing half•etarved man 'standing at the door of a gin chip, the then that he had provided lodgings for them. On iirriying, nenforteleelooking lanlbely eve:dining. Joe turn that the pair found to u their te m m nislient that no arrangements • ". he nut." Savo Joe. "lie says he has fourpence." "Then; had liven made for their accommodae • and at once my* the lan•lhely. "ask the gentleman what he will have returned to their homes. The candidate for holy to &ink ..._neeemeee This require' ne explanation, matrimony had promieol te take his interekel bribe to the Gentlemen on the Treasury Bench should be the lest to place appointed for the wedding ,in the day before, and we oppose a Periniesive Bill. The whole ef this session had can imagine with what anxiety the "fair one" await.' his eoinested of permissive feeislation. During the Wits.untide arrival. But all in vain. Hour by hour the day glided on, Vaeation Mr. Bruce bad been amenest hie conetituente, hut still the faithless; one ilia not appear. A !steeple'mo night wh..re lie was well reeeivul. :es ii...losibt he ought te he- Was spent, and as he was still non eel on the fellowing (hTor, lis•ar) -a her of the etery aerr gathered around morning, some friends of the bride-elect visited his bin, the volunteer force, the Binds of 11.ffie, and reveral residence, when it was found that the hard-hearted suitor br..sl.e.l.Plavinglllln•ely avid Sankey's betties -(lalighter). j had disappeared. Ile left his father's residence very early In the disc mese eeliyered hy the Home S •-reten• on that I on the morning if the day previous to that fixed for the ,e.,.;eciee by the right beneurele, gentleman, referring to celebration of the illiptiale, with the avowed object of the crime of drunkenness, asked all the wives and mothers , taking his lady.love t i the seene of the ceremony, lint has of England ti use their influence to mitigate the vise and not niece been heart of. We understand that several misery pr•elseeel at the present moment- (Conservative tradesman would Ise glad to beer of his whereabouts. Such cheer.). But what heel the Home Secretary done for his ' heartless treatment deur.eo the severest ceiimr, cue we con.titiient. I Why last year he opened publeshouees an ' doubt not that many of our reader, will evinpathim with extra two hours per day. Perhaps he would introduce ! the young lady in her disappointment.- Wesfece Gazette. another Licensing Bill (no, nee They had heard • good _ . deal dering the recess of the bon, nomiher for Sandwich Orr. Knatchluill-llngeseen). Ile had always wondered