The Atherstone, Nuneaton, and Warwickshire Times. — 1888-11-24 (Atherstone, Warwickshire, England)

AMERICAN HUMOUR.  liocc (lc-rote Joshllicure) cute up ail cr. of monkey-chines: it makes fool solver. and • in. •  sappezze that one reazonerhi read to rein -ia bead. iz NvrecezenodateNe Reateamount Nat trzvel  I think i would rather .0 • man hrag about hi. self, than tur heu him brag all the time ov someone else- for i Nink i like vanity a leet. bear Nan do sickofansy. A humbug ix like • bladder—good for no.ing till It A domed up. Nd then ain't goal for nothing after It It pricked. A bigg 110, to eed tgm inn gighe ov genius. If • man's genius lays in hit nom. i should any the sign wax a good one Vary iz rhinm inallshou  . d woman dike ari who., will hi, the last word. Put an grighshman into Me garden of F.., sod he would Ilnd fault with the hoinrarn put • Yu,kw in. and be would eee vinare he coold Wier It to advantage: put • Dutchman in, and he wowtd procerd at once to plant it. si-heri a man is squandering hir estate, ewn those who are getting it mill him a phnol. Men mourn for what they hav losh—svinaMms the what they bain't  I Judge oi • man s vute•r eetrrely hi his riaddon• . it iv a grate deal lane? tevr he a good dove Nan •  There are inenny ware to find out how brave and bow honest a man may be. hut than ain't no way to find out the extent ov hit vanity. A lie n like a £&t• it never cums to yu in a straicht line.  Neur iz • kind mother. She couldn't alord to mate ua perfekh and so she made us Inme M olm Where. Stir.lde the heart if yu want to learn *lmam maw: there wilt no human natur in • man's head, . . . . .  Friendship iz simply the sallantrs of self-inters. Beware ow the man with 11Wf-sinit f,e6! be dreami.q. Experience make. more timid men than it slur arise  Atitiee 1r a drug in the market tee autmly &lama . . .  exceeas crie eaPmana. tae safest and most successful talents I km° ev is to he a aood listener. rook are the wheastones ov society. Better mats a weals man your enemy than your  memo. Curiosity fr the :oscine ov wisdom. A four dement out resemMee the cinnamon-tree— the kern is of ere., value Nan Ne body_ A uommas woman writes N a frame Nat aepief are. drug in the market in Indiana. She most in Inaciderself.  IS many of rim Mates out weld Mere is • bounty offered on jack rabbits. which encourages the pootals to R00nt".... brims spend w much money on wedding outfits that it is thought Mat tbey lAteve there are no dry gown stores in tbe ot.sty of Matrimony. ymarnowt girl in Chic., recently obminitted suicide. The cause is not stated, but to be compelled S hear the word a hello O' als thousand times • day is enough to make life • burden too beery to be  ''''.l".l7rin don't mean to sar. John, Nat yoo go,/ to lave a steam heating Mrangement put in the bt:semeat.. you I." I do, Maria,' mid John. with iron firmness. e I'm .ing to beep Nose het of pour. warm this arin.r if it coma • thousand dollars.' ”Will" did you alam the gate in Ne fme of that old lady P" demmded a pasasages Ph', ele•an'd Shia had plenty of time to get on.' lea sir." iras the reepoome, " she bad time enough. but I Nan she was ILL Furry. and even an elevated brakeman, my friend. likes s tittle sunshine occasionally to coma into his dark and chewier Me'  BRITIOII allPftgbllt. Front mach data an can be ,ilt.intrri on the enbiwat. it animist,' that altecugh there iv much enmiattilion by French. German, and Belgian manta antigers, and that heavy 'rennet dicta. are charged in many actg.-ie., Great Britain still...init. to command, it the ttnplate trade, all the market. of th• The only thing which preventa the 17,erman fmn, heing inundated with Britt, tin is the esorbi.nt du, which protect• thy Get-110m horn* manufactured article. Ewen as it is the Germane are obliged reoilate their prieet •trictly according to than rr'lll, PA retard, the ttritieh material. The total pnvicetien of Ole 1-nice,l Kingdom Ann-milted laid year to abitv• 0,001) 'OO of bovati. About 0250.000 of thew. wero oxr, vt, to the Unite,/ gratta, 250,5403. Canals, 09.5656, Fr•nce. and 121.050 to Australuis, betides other quantities to variout countries, making ap total exportation of fully 7,000,000 Mn. of tinplate!, from Shia °mint'',  DINTS !OR DRITRof