The Forest of Dean Examiner : — 1877-07-27 (Blakeney, Gloucestershire, England)

VICTINL—.& gentleman travelling on an unfrequeuted road, mud peening a wintery but, eat arrested by aloud cry of "Halloo there, I nay Murder! Fire! Tonga ! Brimstone Halloo ! and a man was seen rushing in great haste. wearing a leather apron, lint without a coot, and approaching the traveller. "What is the matter?—what in the matter ?" "Oh, I I'm out o' terbacker," he replied; "got any about per?" WHo woo Ilia—A, discussion arose in an hotel partour as to the citizenship id a geotleman at the other end of the room. "He's an Eugliehmen," maid oue, "I know by his head." "Ile in a Scotchman," said another, "I know by his complexion." "He's a German," said another, "1 know him by his beard." The ladies thought he looked like • Spaniard. Here the • convereatiou rented, but woe one of them spoke-4. I ! have it," said he ; "he's an American ; hen got his legs on the table !" "You see," said a seedy-looking, broken-down genI tlemau, "there is a point at which our trust in our I fellow-men gives way. /readied that point last night, I when wishing to leave my hotel without dieturbiug the repo.° of He iumatee, I quietly lowered my valise from my bedroom window, and suddenly heard the diesonant voice of the landlord crying oat, 'All right, I've got the tubs 1 Let go the rope There are some chocks from which the trusting, sensitive seal never rot:over." Mosourros.—Nature in her most benignant mood never faahioned a more kindly or a milder-mermered man than the facetious Mark T,enia ; yet he can't steed mosquitos.- Mosquitos cause him to take gloomy view. of life and huinau nature. Mosquitoa make him bloodthristy. talon last letter from Houolulu to the Nuerafnent* Union, he pensively and pathetically remarks "There are s good many mosquitos atoned to-night, and they are rather troubleaome ; but it in a source of unalloyed sande:doe to me to kuow that the two millions I eat down on • minute ago will never snug again !" DiosrPOINTED.—A man of tall statue and slender form, dretteed in a gray suit sod white felt hat, leaped from a steamboat some time since, with the intention, a was suppoeed, of committing suicide; but ou being rescued it Wee discovered that he lied jumped after his meera, chum, which one avery lunge., mai costly utensil, inaile If papier macho, and widen dowited on the bri,,e long enough for id devoted owner to grasp it, The passengers and boaie crew were, with few exceptions, exceed- i moply indignant on finding that the man did not mesa • meld., but leaped into tee water with a perfectly in" uocent intentiou. • UNACcECTABLE GRAverrnE.—Lientenani late . of the 16th Regiment, wee walkiug down Ins favourite street, Wheu he was accueted by a fellow—half soldier , half beggar—with a wont reverential military ealute. ' "God blow year honour !" nil the mail, whoa° accents betrayed bim to be Irani; " and long life to you!' "How ' do you know inn?' said the lieateusot. "toil how do I know yer honour?" responded Pat. "Good right, sure, I have to know the mau who laved my life in bat- tle." The lieutenant, highly gratified at this tribute to FlTH—Frurcric Firs on FALLING Hicirarsas-A certain his valour, slid some money info him hand, alid asked method s 1 cure has been discovered for this distressing him whoa. .• licaveu bless yer liouour, and long life complmid by a physician, who is denirous that all sueerers to ye r nail the grateful veteran. "sore it nn was at Anne g beuefit from this providential distiovery it is never ti oto., „nen, ...jog ye, nee,. ,Lway as fast as kuown to rail, and will cureithe most hopelt,s men atter all ver legs coula carry you from the rebels, followed yet. other means bay° been tried. Full partieukas will be sent mad, and ran after you out of the way, whereby I saved person free of charee.—Addressf.—lar Plit,tePtue,t'rYo, 0 lord Terraee, Hyde Park, Loudon. tie, " Ob. tocd lack 10 Mr WM" ISM Sem aced it le Mt,  WELLINOTON Ar