The North-Eastern Weekly Gazette. — 1894-05-12 (Stockton-on-Tees, Cleveland, England)

LEIGH, %M. Omni  "Did you walk throug- lilt." Ohi, uo ; Dins N. and nee . the time!" . , "What term is applied to a another man's name on a chinas?' ' generally." -One piece of ice is called an ' . tie menet to call two' ) pieces a tricycle. First Actor (in tragic wisisper): alone' Second Actor (glens* ' small audience): "Almost" -We are told " the evening wore , !never told what des *mount wore o . Was it the dome of asuman* I ---A boy's conminmee is that pare ‘. =':k Householder des you went l." =et as' ' folly) : " I dunno ; what yer gotr -Ethel : "Jack Jolliboy ie von • !.aiterapted to kiss me lag sight; "dent ? I should call him cagy ' Irdrce of Habit.—Friend ' "My heed aches terribly.' mindedly) : "Wily don't you , -Johnny's Rasson.—" I with I , cried little Johnny ea he mut to •'Why r "en its teeth never 1 -oi Pray, des yea reckon yeses** at ammilaer fine* 1' she querisd., "'WWI, yea tempo% I amy, elancas." "Jury," mid a Western i.sad find a veedict. If you',_ .fla own, get the one the last jury unM.' returned with • verdict of "Suicide in decree." i Robert: "Mamma, my Seelr_ dinner tune." Mamma: "You'd 1. lee what time it is." Robert (after S. of the clock): "Well, mamma, ay three minutes fast." Mrs Honeymoon: "sDo you love as w perty (confidmtielity, from other . gram): "Siseasidtedyou fortmaam I get out here, but I'll leavey the sone lintleman by the window." "Peoples who live in noel know math." sevele." "Don't thy! Yt a Mg nenempley and you'll A mare alma you in • weak Pim city , know band; you in a lifetime" -"There's one curious thing shoot k places," said Johnny, after he rot toot ma study. "Take Bermuda, for instance i discovered by a man named Bermuda. ' happened to stnalble oa a place weal_ like his bears am" r --After the Distribution. —Wedgies Pagent 1 "So you have two prises, Mabel r uric 1 " Yes, papa." "What are they flier "gell I got this prize for having the best Well, what wag the other?' "I can= 1 the moment what that was for." Omnibeee stops; smiling young isdr man; every seat full; and old gentlemen rine at ths er end. "Oh, don't riser' NIS the leah girl ; I can jUSt 98 well stand." Yoe na is jot as you please about that, mim," mid r• dl man; "but I'm going to get one Little Emma came running into the pow yesterday evening, when her mother me egasen. mg young Mr Duder until Miss Mary edit arm Lute her toilet and come downetairs, end nig out :—" Oh, mamma! Johnny is dot Marfa MI end won't give 'ens to her." MII4 Chat: "I'm so sorry you Petrie Mk Johnny. How was it the 'cracker maid *yes hand 1" Little .Johnny: "it was all heti* Nr.ad on a coming up the street, sad I was ping I it out of the window his linaCii•bi so slow that the thing went off Winks get nadenneeth the window." There yea Jolly bachelor Who died at detay.elaM ; And by his will the (009 MX ket The whole of his estate To women who lied iumwered 98f. When asked by him to wed, For he dectired he owed to these The happy life he'd led. The wealthy uncle was talking over despespit at his nephew :with the Let's mother. "Rae 0 &ohm its his studies?" "very mit a ili may socomplished. He shows past PIM 1p =Wed, and his Manner is so haoslity. Rani gmeher thinks he will become a emiels• • Ah, indeed ! Orcheeten or tramcar • -Gendeman : "You ask me for a emsfl plk nel do not even take off your hat from roar head, h that the way to act?' Beggar : "Exam eta Peet Imaneurebla sir, I dare not, fog pod/rale a pdisemea. If he should ass me take try hie d it will occur to him at once that I ma a inapt mad he will arrest me. At present, as mall now, he merely suppoms we are two old sew* maces having a friendly chat r --- • They were engaged. Perhaps be repeat perhaps he did it only for fun. Said IRO* &ft• Ethel, what would yOll ear in swab it idyl. ymoyu de...ethat I clos:!..,notthium arha"eve rrhi:MoliMil who would make it warm for you, and that'll's mine of the sweekat little bilistedons that wad make it expensive for you.Georgs, dem' 0.4 Ton know, I haven't said it. "I know ye! haven't, my pet." "So we'd boner get malt hadn't we ?' 'I think as, my precious." I will not wed a widower, lobes. mv ham life_ Tarmentsed by the virtues et his "I.44l**salsik. I will not wed a bachelor, with heart of solid stone, To spend his evenings at the chili and leave meat slin 1 will not wed a millionaire, to be accused of crs, If be should chasms to yam away • * before**. , • poor man's wife I'll nicer be, to take sad steral broil, With half a donee little ones to add to ell mv toil I will not wed tke man who meta 15 ye* nelson gain ; The very downess of his suit would always lidno • pain. I scill not wed the man who claims to love me I 111 glance. bi tact, twill not wed at nil—until I gat a dm* The youth was waiting in the realiench•gail the young lady to uome downstairs, when therms brother sauntered in with the well-laws we Mishima and emir fairc which charaternoi led in conversation to while away the lima Aks,, would take advantage of his oppotendiff few minute's of general tulle, the caller *Attn: glean a few items of information not Matt ornainable, 90 he went at the bey skean* , my, Johnnie," he enquired, 'bow old is r sister ?" Johnnie thought a noinute. " Will. 10 neplied, after due deliberation, " I dn't bag edzackly, but maw says she to Old enough hiks.r_ better than inlet a chap like you come teasels MI the time."  IF