The Kenilworth Advertiser. — 1894-05-12 (Kenilworth, Warwickshire, England)

CELEBRATED SPECTACLES AND EYE. CLASSES at picas within the reach of all. N.D:—All are stamped H.L., without this none ere genuine.  (The Publisher does not hold himself responsible for, nor ilentify himself with, the opinions expressed in these Jottings.)  Song for the Chamtellor of the Fladheq.ier spropua of the beer tinty : "AU among ,he barley."  C.mforud their politics. Bills, hills, hills: speechei, speeches, speeches. Disiutegrate, lisestablish, gerrymander. Alta, that word again! kvaunt, foal Send, oi I shall get up and slay somebody.  wrote Byron. But e Peal! is all iti vain, and a thousand up, or down, 'flakes no difference, to the deep and dark blue MEMO, and to Roherts, the champion billiard. player. •  Vier l'Anarohy I ;Crimple Litman, lAA what porvers ofuping murder end suicide it seems to pcss.ss The Anarchists would strike us the champion fools of creation if they were not andoubtedly madmen, and madmen of the most dangerous type. But it is time our legislators woke up to ti,e fact that eveti if England is permitted to be refuge for continental paupers, the safety ..f the public demands that it shall not be Rli asylum for foreign p•iliticel lunatics as well.  There is a good -dee- 1 of Pifitiity Letween these social vtanisos antl the religiorte fanatics of the east. in both eases the crouning lifficolly of eying it.ll She evil arises from the fact thet the persons aftliltel with political or religions frenzy imagine themselves the heroes or martyrs of a glorious cause. There is an Alarming rumour going the round just now • .1 enither threatened rising in (lois. the sineating of the niengo-trees ell over the country is interpreted as a secret ,neens ~f itnl4 cation fore werning that Hoteething of the kind *e foot. Sigmas were secretly conveyed in the siring of 1857, before the Mutiny. The slate originally fixed for the latter, according to an army r.ffitter wht• writes on the enbjeet, was My 81, awl it was to have heen a airoultar.eous rising of all the native regimente. Tio3 writer thinks undoubtedly " eoinethiug is going to happen " during the present hot season, end that, whate7er it is, WS have brought it upon ourselves by the way in 'which we have tried to force our European ideas on the native population.  *-* Things will happen funny sometimes. It seems we all made a taistake in supposing that those who drew up the Registratio!l Bill (politics again I) wanted tu " framu measure in the electoral interests uf the party in power," as the leader-writers have been spying on the other side. They tell us now they never dreamt such 'a thing, and if they plead nut guilty, why they must be not guilty, of course. The fact that the bill is precisely the same as if it had been framed with that purpse in view must have been merely an accident, a matter of chance. Strange, isn't it?  Take another cm's.- &t Penworthao Church, near Preston, last Sunday morning, the pulpit was occupied by £4, clergyman who is, in view of a change in the incumbency, a candidate for the living. In the evening he attended the service as an ordinary worshipper, and, by a humorous coincidence, the Master of the Grammar School, who preached, quite innocently chose the text " Art thbu he who shonld come, or shall we look for another ?"  •••• The May labour demonstrations went off mildly. The labour movement seems to be settling down on more sober lines. There are various classes cf social reformers nowadays, and the character of one is to some extent at the mercy of others which are apt to be confounded with. it. Even the Socialists take care to let the public understand ti.at they have no connection with the Anarzhists iti loor. So _long as Labour  sticks to May, and leaver' Must—alone, it will be all right..  The latest suggestion to secure the safety of the streets is that it shall be raade a penal offence for any clumsy pedestrian to get in the way of a cyclist and ho run over, and that in order to prevent such catastrophes ill future, all pedestrians be compelled to blow whistles or spring rattles at regular Intervals tn give warning of their presence, also to carry lights after sundown. A tax on pelestriaus is suggested is some quarters, also that. well-to-do elderly people and others who are always poking about in the path Of the cyclist shall be called upon by law to subscribe to a compensation and repairs fun& out of which cyclists can have their machines mended at the public expense.  •-• Here is something to make your mouth Water: The writer is treating of culinary topics in the up-to-date style of the highdue evening newspaper. The particular topic on the tapis is the spring chicken. After saying that "poultry pleases because of its idyllic and pastoral associations," and drawing an idyllic and pastoral picture of the pretty farmer's daughter iu neat, fresh gingham (I don't know about the daughter, but I never saw the old man with a "neat, fresh gingham" yet) in the midst of the cocks and hens, he proceeds: 'n2e gentle little spring chicken is sweet and adorable above all its kindred poultry. It is innocent &ad guileless as Bellini's angels, dream-like and strange as Botticelli's. It is the very ooncentration LI 'ring ;as your teeth meet in its tender, yielding Y°a think, whether you will or no, of violete lead primrosee, and hedgerows 'white with May; you feel the balmy breath of the south wind ; the world is scented for you with lilac and narcissus; and, for ill° thus, being, life is a perfect poem. That may be all very well, but how abotb When you happen to bite on your hollow tooth 7 Nemesis is overtalang the tea-tot:eller.   4. , .