The Telegram. — 1892-05-31 (Weymouth, Dorset, England)

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"aim mamma ma slow •• I doe's shank papa mom much lee you. Fred.' she wmormed, auftay. TUath surlah" lac \\ ':he're=hlMl.Yaarak.arch lower Mawr, " you wrre malty four armed !swum .‘ hmung esalgeal a victory, the Puke lins natural saw, mad to hal, wall the °MO.. nahnentent ol flatam, " auya,iug but au .enursat v...." any tutor mom me a holiday ' Tho minwteroad ugal.—Yeued ha. e .et r.rwe, My I de anything to replaselb. affahmos you have lust ! Just a family jac—Pratde (to his Ira.) Yoo doe a seem to lame the awr. go of your coomeconc.' Mrs. Prattle I'd UM to Immo how you wet at clam moclumoo. Prattle •• say • sallaiag,' and shed 7°.  A ,nr,,r anWied lor breakfast rt a Ilona in Kenai...boa. • Way omit am. look tor mark " ....I the bou.keeker roughjy. ..... ku• isma, • ra.d tita Imintra. •Why, yea. are you .41 day t ••Look.ng tot imeakfart,'• re. tua :Agra, Judge eau you remember noal.ing of oban what amA runt t Try to recall a.. of the mr. ..... acem" Wane.: "I Imio stied, yuui Imenale, Ity mind ha a aarters Jtatim: •• You tuay stop saute. b. don't lesra the court rrion, We may mod you for • timer." . .  ISae (*lwo lw ...um.), from aim club) ) •• Ugh ' what a knuw. l'lkere sever was a ....ger fool than was whew I maw.), you)" He 1.14 e)..), w•.)W.crent but at))) in " Now. llar., deb', talk, such diabwatragoa way—luta Iwggar fuul "  1.1-Wel".U:11-;;1-1.1.11.12 ."1'41•'.;'24 WPM 100 !AA"  Fhtleer: •.11.ave you wLth the initrosewn ell the listle shim., mat aw. la the water' 'rotor,: •• Vew. hniw. then, ht. ‘. vile water we dew,: ' r..shet : •• Certnoaly, 2,wiwny: I know ...has nahke. the amyl!. in the teakettle rhea Line water beg... to  (reference.. Hankinson.—kfr. Hapkinson : YistotirSTri ' uk"Yo=7•Zrl'l'le:=7:fat''''"lnhisi.; Palter eamoug mem aelay aemirele). "Yea sm be down presto stens. oriels it we. yo.a. hf Hankins°, ice rem g any as marry mate* of thas Ispe (not a breath (roes runnier,: Here's the eolder—l hound it on the ',teams re-re rested hack—all tbe trey !" Ekon plumber (Pig—big •• Take that Tim idea of a plumber's Prepuce museieg Yen an esseiple shall will nun the teed, Go mo back to Poe shop ai (etch me mate mem ; if ye gis here in leas u eon hour asml a half, 111 discharge  San an Ameriam orator, "among ei "hast'::rar;ll'ae ;:` ... „..1<"... • „,..,. Ora unoar-. nom" ol Aumocans, I.FLIAI• • comparibon Oras W. eni3Oo try confine a aounteakrals ob a onara cup am to attempt to r,eio,, like a larl  One klay she said to one of theist, "11; t7.7.7rt •• Yon ea& a cake n ler and then ' •• Ea Clem O. no, ina.taine. tnali nauldn't do. I only lick ',a. a• I come !.. Wk.in lour men n. freezing and our tears ara canning  It 4:7. Luau4e you aruiehle . moat uyou you way A fr=l.;ll, asks you. •• Layldtenough Of all the bores who bore you with their idiocy or itte6l.J7Le ;Xi auks " fool questions' 0: *le yreateat  13:;1;:: ii;et Fre* dramatic sutlvre, u-Le !!1,14r otfishkmas. Ile v.' a.s.rt.eoznyletoily  ;:t: t.7;::::::::;;;;t7;...7.1>.;• h... slk• " ute.Py  W.lliam litteman rnroitterl suicide a few days ago front a melancholy conviction that hew. iii• own grsodfather. Here re ...dipolar letter that he kit.—'• married a widow with a groorn-ap daughter. My father visaed out house very Orten, fell in love with my ttetodsuguter aud married her. So my father became my toe-in-law. and nil, etepasostitor my u.titer, because sae was my fewer e Somettese afterward my trite had • tion—he time my fatherh brothrirowntw a•d . •incle. tor he eras the brother of my awn-mother. • a son Ile was, mmrse, broteer. and re th• ineaenme my grandchild, for herpes. the son of my d•uni/ter. Sly wife wean, graodmother. tweause Wisliand and grander.] at the raise tune. And as the husband of a qrson, grandmother Is We gram. aa haa I was toy own grandfather.Joeeph Prudhornme was much toren to peaches] /o/i]og. Here la a specimen. He called ooe day at • pewter's lodge. and ecidreesed tbe watchful oesrupsot thus—rr Is hf. Ileum Wilmer at home ill 3C'ee,TO tf:r' rtutr7d7!'f.t7 'rain Henn hloorsier." The neat day b• called again. hm few made up and mot recognisable. •• hr. Henri I am Hewn Moonier." Hes cloappearing me before. The follownag day he called again. and the satin, italogue occurred. This hula the porter loet negro., mid soid—••11 you come here again, I will auswe• you with a broomstick." Moonier Wan wrote to his friends, iniorining them that he liad ehairged hi] giving n.. nese addrew "IrIV! You are herr age,. ase yous " was sue porwr rZte'ri ',/fott7st.f.ol= n'p'ty"rl'in'onlo'we Iron, a stonr. The same putoshment awaited all tile other swats that came suceesaton.