The Warwickshire Herald. — 1899-10-19 (Birmingham, West Midlands, England)

TENDER FEET. ThONO lOW have tender feet which bee.nn sore after much walking will experience considerable relief, it is stated, by soaking tin, tent once or twice a week in, say, two (marts of lilt:. water, containing a piece of nitrate of poins,inoi the size of a large olive.  IXTUGIUTY TIIN Dm. The Almighty, who gave the dog to be the e,..noonion of our pleasures and our toN, bath iI hint with a nature motile and iocup-1,,... oi deceit. lie forgets 'wither friend nor f,,e --minimal her, and with an stecuracy, both famelit tool injury. Ile liath u share of 110 tihiire of Ma% 11160100 d. ti MO, br:be a soldier to slay a man ait ti his 5•..,,rd. or is witness to take life by false neettsst:m, ; but yon cannot make a bound tetie  The than wits a he will have pea,e .1".•41 liat, to light -it,t• it, g... —! wtt Th, V;',111;;;1II.fr kftt :V 110 W ; Si;• i; 1411061,i 6a 061 alrai not pnocthigis . tle%er ..ove •• O. al "o[6lo 14 .10 A. 14, • • •  b., .1 • • Captain Brenton of flriningham, fell dead from his horse when following the Melton Constable harriers. •• • _ _  A verdict of suicide while temporarily insane was returned at Bilston in the case of Joseph Durant, found decapitated on the Great Western Railway. At Stourbridge, George Spires was remanded, charged with breaking into Old Switkford Parish Church and stealing several articles. A tire which broke out at midnight on Saturday at Finchett and Co.'s timber stores, Brocklebank Dock, Bootle, did dam g. to the extent of £6,000. Two men were badly burn.. A combination of calico printing firms in Lancashire and ftotland has been formed. William Grundy: insurance agent. was found drowned in the canal near Bolton. An Irish travelling merchant, sties a pedlar, asked an itinerant poulterer the price of Is pair of fowls. " Six shillings, sir." "In my dear cuilniry, lily darling, you might Inky I hem for sixpence apace." "fl lky ihnit you remain ikt your owls klear ea try, then ?" "'Owe we have ito sixpence., my jewel," mid Voung Author : " Del-or, if I cnit't get relief from writer'" cramp, I shall ha TO lir give lip illy lilerliry work. I have come In you hr 1..1 1)0e10r (olou ham rend tttttt • irf literary wok): e' My y frietel, foil. writ tilt; irery. a 11.1 relief. mit 0111% test 11,111011,1110, hl,t will follow." • wtkl I a'. .c1nd7•1^44111.91n,5.t.,. 4;4 fl ilk 11.011,fline. I,7itthaC wh.t .•;• k r There's one great drawback to a flat. "What's that?" "Yon have no attic to put things you don't want in." "What is your business sir " "I ant a political carpenter." "A political carpenter?" " Yes, sir; I nail campaign lies." • 'lien his own tail is a burden to the weary fox. A woman loses her chief attraction when she begins to let her htiad guide her hea'rt. The law is without depth to those whd, without heed, do plunge into it. "I know how to go'vern my wife." "Well, why don't you do ill'" "She won't let me."  She: "What effect does the full moon have upon the tide?" Re: "None; but it has con siderable upon the un-tied." .... Magist rate: "Is the 1:ris0111.1' known,constahle?" Constable : " Yes, he's well-known to the police, vour worship." Prisoner (savagely): " Gam I I. ain't on speakiss' terms with none o' yer I" • - - -- -Those who suffer from sore feet should rub thept night and morning with methylatad , spirit ; it is not advisable to soak tender bat in warm water gissu than is necessary. 4. 1 41„„.1, "a why you scold Ille For making blots,' sobbed Bobbie to the teacher. "1 t I-1 don't snake blot's, I don't eee how I'm going to learn how to 1180 a blotter." Dobson: " Did old pey. Bags take it goodnaturedly when you him for the band of 1 his daughter '.'" Ito 'f " Good-naturedly? Oh, yes; he said 'Ha, ha, ha l' " lie: "Miss Beatrice, I love you more than I can Mid words to tell." Mia.,-. Beatrice, " Why uon't you buy a dictionary?" .  1: • 4, •on tin , •