The Central Glamorgan Gazette, and General, Commercial, and Agricultural Advertiser. — 1871-09-15 (Bridgend, Mid Glamorgan, Wales)

TROUBLE.—A young husband in Baltimore is at' V. Dr. Rowland Williams, late vicar. In a nice pickle. From some cause, he concluded The Municipal Council of Milan hai voted 2 5,0 0 his wife did not love him as she should, and he deli e new subvention to the aveciated man; gement termined to test that element. Therefore he wrote the theatres La Scala and Canobbiana. a note, telling her that he was going to drown him.' Lo Cotnmandeur Frxhard" is the title of a self in the canal, and that before she read the contents of that note his spirit would be hovering over three-act comedy by MM. Deslandes and Erlini Iher, observing how she took his death. The would', t It, to be et, long produced at the Varietes. be suicide entrusted the note to a small boy, but The scientmc examination of Mr. (*rotes neaol..the boy mistook the direction, and carried the note which has been made by Professor Mandiall, hi to a next door neighbour of his wife. Not liking revealed the fact that the brain of the deceased to communicate the dreadful intelligence to the na• torian was remarkably small, but it is e i'd to be Ilneky woman, the lady handed the not e to an otliecr, rich in convolutions.—Olobs. with instrue• ions, if possible, to prevent the rash Mdlle. Keller, an actress of the Van t. , d net. The officer hurried off, and, sure enough, found subsequently of the Patois Royal, has tindert.isou the man on the bank of the *anal. Rushing up, the management of the theatre at Odessa, and is the officer seized the unlucky husband, and marched at present in Paris engaging a company for theldm off to the station-house, notwithstanding his Derformance of opera-bouffe. Jprotestations that he did not intend to commit I suicide, &c. After the incarceration of the husband, the note was handed to the wife, with the information that he had been saved. After upbraiding the officer for not "letting the precious fo drown himself," the wife made a charge of lunacy against him, and he barely escaped being placed in the asylum. A story, worth repeating, is current, concerning the ethnological excursionists who visited the Island of Aran after the meeting of the British Association in Dublin. Amongst the objects of Interest in the ono* holy island, pointed out for admiration to the assembled aeons, WM a rude In of those domical buildings of beehive variously called Oratories or Cloehauns. are stone-roofed structures of narrow pro. ions, with low entrances, and containing one or more small chambers. Into that selected for ina few only of the visitors could at the same gain admission, and whilst Dr. Wilde, who this occasion acted the cicerone, was descanting the architectural peculiarities and profound of a structure, once, perhaps, the residence or Danann kings, one of the exclude I, site, whilst wait e his turn to nter, such mysterious Information shout the ons pile as he could gleam from the crowd wondering natives congregated around. "Pray, riend," said he, addressing an Aranite, "is that a very ancient building? I suppose a thousand years old at least?"—" 0 no, yer honour," was the reply, "I think it is no more than four or five yeare ago since Tim Sullivan built it for a donkey that he do have here in Winter." The following "card" for a shoemaker may be called a model advertisement :—" To the Foundry, Faculty, and Filen& of Cornell tliiiversity.,—lt Is not the profits of any goods that instigate me to address you upon this occasion, but it is the undying gratitude of the hearts that I make happy by furnishing goods to them that are far superior to anything that has been offered in this market be. fore, and at prices that defy competition. I have goods that the rages of old sat up all night and prayed all day for, but never found,—goods that the Rosierucians sought for centuries, but never found. They are the philosopher's stone that turns all into gold it touches. I have known whole &mi. lies to live with heart-burnings and dissensions, the old men scold all day, the old women scold all night the babies cry all the time, life become a pest, business fail them, friends desert them, the very sun in the heavens refuse to shine upon them, murder and death stare grimly in their face, and all because they have not toned the place to buy good substantial boots and shoes. My friends, wherever I go whole communities pour forth their praises of me. Old women kneel down in the street and pray for me. Widows call me benefactor, and little children father. I r forth like an angel of mercy upon my celestial mission. I have and keey constantly on hand a good assortment of all necessary articles to pro set the pedal extretnities from the limpid elements."  ref,  labont  NATAL ACCtDENT. The City Coroner, on Mon-3' ,da held an inquest touching the death of an o'xl I woman, named Mary Bridgehouse, 75 years of age, who resided in Clarence-street, Cheetham Hill. On Saturday the 2nd instant, the deceased was leaving the kitchen at the back of Mr. G. Lee's beerhouse, in that street, when she fell through an open trapdoor in the lobby, and one of her legs was fractured in two places. Mrs. Lee said she cautioned the deceased to wait until they saw whether the door was open or shut, but that she did not wait long enough for this to be done. The cleansed died on Saturday in the Royal Infirmary. A verdict of accidental death was returned.  fiftervrs;ds  ga  interest  l!pL!cinien  ito.rco,