Swansea and Glamorgan Herald, and South Wales Free Press. — 1876-01-26 (Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales)

EMMY ADVI.TAGIS.—A soldier who had rhea from the rank.. to the poet of Commander-hi, hie', ass reviewing the troop. of • warrieon one .141. when he perceived that the uniform of one of the edifier.. dee is a very dirty etate. Going up tri biro, be said romildy, • Hide dare 'am be ro dirty' Did you ever see me eo when I was a privete!" -No; . replied the c-olprit, trembling, but then your mother dm awasherwoman."  "NOBLES!. Onhwia."—" If she (Queen Elizabeth) exectid teem those whn &rived her the strict fol. filinent if their obligatone, if she "reale.. tolerant to thaw 'rho felled to melte Rood &Int they lad under. tam to pertain, ate wt them example of rigorous attention to the duties ether station. No manneholy, no plea of indisposition, no itfirmities of &chancing aee were sufficient to withdraw her from the burdens of 'loyalty, or could tempt her to sarc,fice them to pe,.onimeenndoooretoenoe. To the last ehe sat at I the Council-table ; fu the lest she seas ready to receive every foreign im.basead, mb visited these shores; to the lest he maintained the dignity. the riaendevir. and majesty of 'Royalty, an in the luftinow o her revolution, victorious over weakness and infirmity, • Queen to the end. emaciating montralY ie the mmfs of bee subject• erfah natXwal fres..., magnanimity. .mad v*our, which no faulht nt her err, tan tailings of liceeig ages, could diminish or extinguish.. •  Owen Tout., To Matte, —A young man in . New York wags the victim of mieplar. A confidence • ahort time age. He was particu•arty serest on a very . young tiel.m d coded one evening. having previous y paid her severe' visits. The girl's parents, thinking both too young to begin to keep company with each other, gave., gentle hint to that etlect—tihst, by redline the tin out of the room and sending her to Ined and mcondly, by the lady of the booms bringing in abuse alim of bread and bother, spread with jam, and mying to the youth, in her kindest manner, " There, take Wm god gn home. it i• • long tray, and your mother will easious." A Mime TALZD Tatterssll sod Cherie. Mathew, the elder, were awe intim., and the great comedian was frequendy in the habit of eccompanying his friend to Newmarket, whe.e, on one occasion. Mathews indulgtcl in hie well known taste for mimicry, at the expense of Mr. Tettereall, during • sale of blood stock conducted by the latter. 'The &et lot, gentlemin," said Mr. Tattersall, "i.e bay filly by Smoleneko, 'etc, "The first lot, gentle. nice,' echoed Mathews, in praise!) the same tone of yoke, ..b3 • bay filly by Smoleneko." The auctioneer kaked mmesehet annoyed, hot proceeded—. Whet shell we thy to begin with!"—'• What shall we my to begin with h.' replied the echo. Still endeavonring to conceel his •0111600, Mr. Tatter-Pall inquiringly celled! out, no hundred guise...?" •• One bomb-ad guniea," echoed Mathew, "Thank you, air," cried Mr. Tattereall, bringing down the hammer with a hinny, "the filly is yours.. Mathews wee conaidm. ably taken aback by hie sudden acquisition of" blood stock," and the company enjoyed the Pk. immensely. GOOD ADVlCL—Boywell once asked Johnson if there wee a possible Ci 1111111101.309 under which suicide would be "ltudifiable. ' •• No," we. the reply. - "Well,. mid Boswell, •• suppose a man had been guilty of fraud thet he was certain would be found out --" Why, then," mid Johnann. "in that ease let hoe go to mem country where be I. not known sad Dot to the devil, wi1t...0 he in known." A DYLICe.