The Weymouth, Portland and Dorchester Telegram. — 1883-09-07 (Weymouth, Dorset, England)

ILT." Tee phraseology of gardeners is curious. In a recent nasphlet we arc informed that " Loot Bescousfield" cc "ucnlagaat grower and of most excellott habits," ...Lem lib.ho " is a " bold, fine eort, very suitable for exhibition,' while the Prince Alfred" is • "tree sort, &anoint be well stopped whea young.'"rhe ladies, too often suffer Irmo gardeners' nomenclature. Ott youth lel, is " MOioot to straggle, and must be sharply pinched:" • ctlabreted scum is libellously spoken uf at a' blotchy, polcooloured sort," and au eminent duellers, not certsinl? in first youth,ae "very robust arid of geed subetunce.  IT im not always pleasant for into brothee tube Woo for soother. A day or two ago it is said two. gentlemen, A arid 13, met at the club after a separation of twenty yews. 'I hey recognised each other et once, and Healed very cordial. After much talk of old tints, A observed a. hushed voice, "Awl bow is that poor, oebedo.well younrr brother of yams, Jack, getting on?" hie," nit  AMail good &anecdote of " Bony " was told the ohher day. With hia usual punctuality, he was Kunst at rehearsal in one of tho mailer theatre., before the majority of the company had arrived. Seeing the mooing' comlto. to in hie east, the eMmont tragadmu, thinking 00 0000' oraiee time, proceeded tool.. imn hot l000:0000000 forth. with. "In the last act of Richard,' he commenced, "1 shall require half the how inotrummits upon the wane " Really, Mr. Sullivan, I—l---." Surely you understand me, sir. In the lost act of Richard I squire half the brae& iastrumerds 01:100 the stage." Hut, rejoined the conductor, "1-I—No dig. onsalm lo necessary, air. I rbsil address utyself to tbe managemeat," replied Mr. Shilivan, oad Avant: otter as the looeeeo,mlved. the matter was brought under Ilia notice, Ilsving esplinned to him that the amine! direotor suffered from an imPedintent 001. ann.,. '13.'7 %WM epprirached bloc, eayiitg "Now, 0004 ungeratnw..  got one - one -trombone, anelyoe can't ha-h•vo half of hicit,"rnponded the conductor, immortal ruffled. New &Hoot, or R6P0.1.1.-Th. !iconic is jot now in favor with transatlantic journaliete, who have • knack of linking fun out of iery motion, matters. The lollrwiegore examples if Tema tried to re threo soinereanlts on horseback ; tho inamiger eent tn el Orleans for another somersault taan.-A ono warned his wife in New (Mora not tu light the fire with kerosine: her clothes tit him second wife remarkatily well -Few me, would attempt to dry gunpowder in the kitchen stove • Mill canada did. Hie altlicted family would be clad of any information ea to his wherealocim. -A lo,r in Detroit dieregarded him motber'e warning not to nkete On the river as the ice was thin: him neither don't have to took for so molly by one.-In Alaseschraitt the other day • men thought he would cross the track lit advance of the ilmomotivei thaarvices at thegrays were unpromsivo. Were thin ntyle of reporting 0., begonia natureheed hero a penny. .liotir's vocation would be gone. Suicides might cease to he ovary day occurrencas;if they werolchrouided time -"John Smith, of Westminster, reolver. Ance don., of elanchester, laudauum. te. Jenkins, of Liverpool,  "FiISM eir, plain 1,,0d, sal), hours, end plenty of esereise," nye to. " ere worth all the duetors. rostrums in the world.' I 11611100 quarrelled with him,ll t 0,.. Rem. iwthem. "11011 inclined to say with Bl,A.Poere, Tr/ Oellock, and lot slip the huge of warl". emumment for the people" (provided by soft. heArted (and bend,d) MeAstrates).—Msn.bashing, wife. bemiog, and hors,terturing. " Fined Five Shillings' I"saye Bid Sikes. "Wylle Molly the on. f• drunk,' cod twine the fun. Bully for the Becket They don't want to r,b s poor emu el hie Awl he tries again. Perhaps if Bill were molt, espori. 'mut no • al•eistrete, or even • Magistrste.e park hook, he might do Society the service of showing the Ism, lenity is en seen leveller light.