The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette. — 1867-04-23 (Dorchester, Dorset, England)

CHOZOBTAILD. —The PaU Mall Gaulle says that the pretty ehurchyard attaehed to the new &meek at Boaehureh. Isle of Wight, has aotnelly become the resort of eio-nie parties, who not only mine and spread the °octants of their hampers upon the pm, and hob-sobbed in glasses of ebascpagne among the tombs, but tied up the donkeys that brought them 11 within the churchyard walla. DITIZMIXID 11401471D0 OP A RITIIIID FAINXII,— 4 retired farmer, named Anstiee, committed suicide , the other day at South hitherto° by rattled hi. throat and afterward.% hanging himself. He mit his tlroet whilst In bed, and afterwards got out and hanged himseU to a clothes peg on the door. His wife air severed him and out him down, but life had been estinet for more than an hoar.  is his "Treatise on Food,—Page 413—Dr. Booffern writes :—I am very partial to tea, and for shove thirty years have takes it without milk and sew ; in wee,• goatee of this mt palate le the more eritieal se to its See quality and strength. The beef tee I use Ind is that Imported by the Mews. Hornitnen, London, and odd ly their agents; ii. natant appearance manifests it to be tea that has not been severed by the Chinese with II Is usual mineral eoleuring powder—s numilestation whisk he delicious flavour fully 000linna," Viotti SLY Clivire.—The following story, f or which pro* bald, the writer is indebted to his inuieleation,appeere in the London letter of a eoetemporary :—" There is rather a good story Sooting about Just now of Lady Cranlvene. who is I dare say you are swam, a daughter of the late Baron Alder..., and is violently clever. Os being , asked whether she stayed at home on the memqrsble Banday to help her husband in Ids Wage with the she replied ' Oh, no. I made 'my allodatio" • I My arithmetic is this—take three front fourteen and nothing f Fos:tees is the mystic number of the  OldDaruaakits.ros.. Ts..4.oawa.7.Ariepsimus inquest mbsdlmid math Hz= llhopidosto mak eldld of as Wad girl **ad Rashid Oda. 11 appeared from the wildings that whoa the abOd'i looter wao 16 pan at se die was a wormat lo On bow of a patioasaa is Bt. John's Wood. Whling oho yam ad ass dark night a boy leaped sadioaly IPOS bar bask, and so *wad ber that obi bosoms whim la lta Thom Ho era frscra sad malt I.ed bar bsecadel ma leak 6" imonabs"..ll.oloAlPlZUrihivisli4o4 se 16•174.maa 7."="4 5h.884:286"  then ia a awl destitute sossiblos, awl a taut who saw her took ber to wilts bias as his wife. The cbhd diod rio Friday ol diastole el the heart. Tho soother was peseestM tbo isiquest, sad bit kliosy tees SO aP01.11.• *at the fairy, atter replanting a wordisi to U. Idlest that the child had died of natural atone, requvated that the woman hertelf might be plaited uader lb.. eon af tbe parish authorities. •  - Erre so/1.'11411Y Beam —On Thursday morning • rev. seatamean. who is temporertly wider the cars of • keepsr, at No. 9, Hanoveraqaare, London, contrived to escape to the roof of the house, having on his droning gown only, sad carrying a bible in hit hand. Ti,„ rev. (seaman made his way over the roofs of several mews until be came to Masons' Arnie tard, when, throwing off his dreseinrgowo, and •ppeartng ha •mate of nudity, he gave out a text, and began delivering a a. mown to seine persons who had been at.rasted by ba extraordinary reticulation& The police were informal what was going on, and polioe-Nericesat Brady „a,i other officers proceeded to the street, and at loc contrived to get upon the roof of em adjoining an ithere to address the rev. gentleman, requesting huo. to leave his dangerous situation. The rev. gentleman refused, lied when the police laid bold cm him he fought trigorowle, and was not overpowered until after a. reteggle of came duration. The police at Wenner...led I. getting the rev. aentlianan through a house in lisnover-equare, end subsequently he was restored to the custody of his keeper. Star stirs. —ln clatter to the Aware, Miss Rye wall known from her efforts in the wise of emigration), , promises to say something about the "servant que.t,oe.” I w.tb regard to the home coontrT. She seys—" On all sides I hear the cry of the esaroity of servant% bet do your readers know that is a certain not over-large town in the loath-west of England, one lady alone hu within the last boar years wane stored over • thousand servants, upon eVelf One of whom she can lay her hand this day, anti say, ' this girl is a respectable member of I moiety, mid that, too, by the very simple propels which I am trying to carry oat myself—vie., by catching the young before they fall into bad hands and giving them an outfit and • fair start in life? The system answers en well, I venture to throw out this hint, for I feel perauaded that before long we shall be compelled to look our position with regard to sensate fell, in the fees. Our want of systematic management is bringing us, Very deservedly, sorrow and shame alike to mistress and maid —a position we have never been in before, and in which I dare to beli-ve the practieril nature of the English , ohmmeter will cot gaffer us long to remain." Tim e Unracrricree Nate.—" An Unproteeted Male' writes to the Tram: " I am air nnprot-eted sale, and ant unhappilyoompoUed to subject aye II o the sontrifoid • rhks of railway travelling, not the Is .4 of elvish is being l-ft to the minter! oompeniosithip of one al Mr. , -Aland Mill's " perwrus of the opposite sex. I trowel frequently from Charing-cross to Woolwich and back by the South-Eastern Railway. When I start I ern 'arrant to avoid the unpleasant predicament shove-mentioned ; hut 000ssionally in the coarse of the journey, as peaGeniplli quit the carriage in which I am es'iLiodr my precaution proves to be in vein, The doors of railway carriages are narrow, and crinolines are wide. I have really been shocked at what I have seen when the eleetis hoops have been comithieted either daring the entrap*, or exit of the wearers. The exhibit:op, Sir, I augurs you, has never to my taste been oraamental or attractive. It has aecurred to me more these once to meek magisterial interferenes is order, if powibli, prevent the recurrence of such shock. to my natural. feelings of Modesty and reenernent. You have justly • the reputation of belng_the champion of the weak and the oppressed, and I therefore appeal to goo in the hope tt at you will, by your powerful advoceey, pat an end to the seandaL"