Nelson Chronicle, Colne Observer, and Clitheroe Division News. — 1891-10-02 (Nelson, Lancashire, England)

COOK A WAWA:AD.—The first thing to Le done is to catch him. Having done FO, the mode of cooking him so as to make a good dish is as follows :—Mauy a good husband is spoiled in the cooking. Some women keep them constantly in hob water, whilst others freeze them with conjugal coldness; some smother them with hatred and contentioa, and still others keep them in pickle all their lives. These women always serve them with tongue sauce. Now, it its not to be supposed that husbands will be tender and good if treated this way, but they are, on the contrary, very delicious when managed as follows :—Get a large jar, called the jar of carefulness--which all good housewives have on hand —place your husband in it, arid place him near the fire of conjugal love ; let the fire be pretty hot, especially let it be clear; above all, let the heat be constant: cover him over with affection; garnish him over with the spices of pleasantry, and if you add kisses and other confections, let them be accompanied with a sufficient portion of secrecy, mixed a ith prudence and moderation.  Ito You Kwow ?—That ice may be pre.!erved in a sick-room for many hours during hot weather by the following plan : Cut a piece of flannel about nine inches square, and secure it by ligatwee around the mouth of an ordinary tumbler so us to leave a cup-shaped depression of flannel within the tumble: to half its depth. In this cup ice will keep for a long time, especially it a piece of flannel be used for a loose cover to the cup. Use flannel with comparatively open meshes.—That serions headed.," often conic from ill-fitting spectacles.—That ders• tion of the head of the bed, by placing under each leg a block of the thickness of two bricks, is stated to be an effective remedy for cramps. Patients who have sullen...ll at night, crying aloud with pain, have found this plan to afford immediate, cettain, permanent relief.—That the following is a perfect cure for corns : Disol ea little pearl—a few worthiess pearl buttons will do—in the juice of a lemon : this will occupy a few days, when a creamy ointment will be produced. Moisten a piece of rag with this and apply it to the corn for a few mornings, :ind surprising results will som follow.—That the white of an egg is said to be a specific for fish bones sticking in the throat. It is to be swallowed raw. Remember it.—That hot water swallowed before breakfast in the morning is good for weak Stoniadis. t:argled, it i good for Sore throat, so, also, is hot milk.  A P mple way to remove arliA4 stains is to spread butter on them, and lay t!io article in liot sunshine.  Lard will remove wazon greroe. Ruh the mob with the lard as if wasliiirzit, and when it is well out) wash in the ordinary flay with soap and water lentil thoroughly ele•insed. ' It is said that in eau.iin fruit, if, after the jar 11.9 filled the fruit is stimsl t.it.ti is spoon that reaches to the bottom of t he !at., until t he air-hubbies all ries Lu tho top, the eisitniits will never mold on top. A TRUE JOragALIST. it was the now reporter who had come in, covered with perspiration and dust, as the last forme went, down to the press. "Did it take you all day to do that park waters works detail ?" snarled t Int city editor. "S-8-11 ! speak low,' whispered the new 'special' In the C. E. ear. "Cot on to an A I suicide out on the park—defalcation, probably." "Great Cesar! and we've gone to press," grasped the editor. "The afternoon papers will get a beat on us to-morrow."