The Herald of Wales and Monmouthshire Recorder. — 1884-10-18 (Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales)

YOH 711 N THIAMIN I—The Healtherier closes on October 30th. " WevroteeLife of Hooker." Is this a nother namt for " luak Walton's Complete Angler?" TIIN Scotchman who tumbled off a bicycle mays thal in future he intends to "let wheel alone." "ANATOMICAL Studies, with Illustrations of Skele tons," ought to be published as one of the standard editions of the eslebrated Bohn's library. " The Disown:Br or Thin Tommie.' " " What's there wonderful in this? I suppose," said Mrs. Ramsbotham, "we shall hear of the discoveri of three Joiners next l" "Tie Boman° Quarion."—Politician "But I suppose, Mr. Buntling, you are in favour of the ex tension of the Francine. ?"—Mr. B.: " The Pres cheese! Na, na Godless bodies I A 'll lute ma thin' a dee wi' them! ! DIG7'  IN longer it is —"NITY DiwralgB.—T°MMY " was weighed 117 X-Own the moie it is appreciated ;cc in former at Baker-street this morning, grandpapa. I vreigt three stone bye. How much do Grandpapa : "Fourteen stone, Tommy. That * 9°‘ weigh? of South tiWewaltwesh, anal hefo7sorwcinedtvimedefropieweit,a.liallWath:.e° with nothing on, you know !"—Tommy "And were beds have been occupied, and applications or eau weighed at Baker-street Station ?' ins admission have frequently to be deferred. The TO Par Up w-011 WHAT OUR ARTINT HAS increasing number of serious oases requiring inlends his last and greatest masterpiece to an exhibt door treatment neoessitates a larger expenditure, tion of pictures by local amateurs at Earlswood-on and the committee look with confidence to the Sea. (—Local Connoisseur and Patron : "I compote- general public for that support which is necestate you on your picture ! I've no wish to be fulsome. Eery to meet the same. The institution is but I must say that I consider it one of the finest-1 j managed in the most economical way possible, don't say the finest, mind you—but quite one of the and the Barrios rendered by the medical, and finest works of art on--er—on this screen / " other officers are entirely gratuitous, otherwise It would be impossible to accomplish so much (From Peles.) with so small an expenditure. The statement of A max who tars things may not be • tartar, but pitcher is often a "mug." amounts shows • debit balance of Eb 14s. 3J. "By Yong Luves."—As the autumn winds ass The Committee are glad to note that the workmen in connection with the following works have when they sweep through the trees. subscribed towards the funds :—Cwmfelia TinSesmurrlons Over: "Depend upon it, my dem, Miss Sharpe, in most eases ' ignorance is bliss.' "--,41 plate Works, Aberd, Tinplate Works, Cruel Fair due: Why aren't you happier, then ?," Swansea Works, Landore Siemens-Steel 'Coalman 'a works, Dyftryn Tinplate Works, The NONZ BUT TIM BRAT; Bzo.—Angelina: " The man.. I marry must be handsome, brave, and clever ! " • Briton lerry Iron Works, Messrs. Vivian and Tompkins: "Dear in,? How f —fortunate we have Sons, Fuel Works, Swamies Warm Works, met! ' - Cennavon Tinplate Works; and they treat that SOFT SiMPATHT.—GentIe English Inquirin: "Tiny" 'others will emulate their example seeing that Arthur a hard-hearted man? He absolutely threatens from the nature of their employment many work. to commit suicide unless I marry him at once."— men in this neighbourhood suffer from eye Tender American Coudolist " Hierd-hamted ? Not' ' diseases and accidents. The Committee desire a cent's worth. I should guess he's an uncommon to express their thanks to the ladies who dear little sot t-roed bloater." (Words ensued.) collect subscriptions and organised the children's