The Kenilworth Advertiser. — 1873-06-26 (Kenilworth, Warwickshire, England)

CUTTINGS FROM AMERICAN PAPERS.  An Indian squaw has just died at Lancaster, Mich., ged 115. She had thirty squawlers (infants). Arkansas newspaper correspondents in the Legis&ire make assertions and "back 'em up" by saying, ' I've got six bullet, which says it's mo." In Richmond Church, Surrey, is an epitaph on a cer'n. Robert Lewis, who died not long ago, and who 4says the epitaph, inch a lover of t ewe that when ,contention began to arise between I..ife and Death le yielded up the ghost to end the dispute." A county commissioner in the western part of Maine, on inviting some lawyers to inspect the new court-house, quoted the solemn lines of Dr. Watts "Ye shiners round, come view the ground Where you will shortly Ile." A coroner's jury, empannelled to ascertain the cause of the death of a notorious drunkard, brought in a verdict of "Death by hanging—round a shop." In California, a coroner's jury, under similar cirencastanoee, rendered a more courteous verdict: "Accidental death while unpacking a glass."  aged  Wore  tsin  vris,]  This story comes from Maine :—Amen In Portland married a widow. She had a fashion which is too common among ladies who've buried a man, of giving him glowing acconnto of the angelic virtues of the dear departed. As a prohibition law is in force in Maine, he could not drown his sorrows in liquor, so he nerved his soul to take a terrible revenge. One night when his wife was ising soundletpezhar dreaming of the " first " of her arm arose hen his bed, took a sledgehammer, and delibeerately tubing It to his shoulders, he marched to the gravtutand smashed the tombstone of his dead rival little bits. Now, when his wife asp any. ping Abe virtues of the dead man, he replies: It may be all very Was, old gal, but he osn't smash my •aMins ; there's where Pat ahead."  "No Lottoit Max arm Writs."—ln one of the Western Stade of America the people are blessed wan judge limed Alex. Smith, who bas views of his own on the law of divorce. A woman Woht a unit below him receady against her husband. Th. Wag affect on, Judge Alex, addressing the attorney forth, plaintiff, said, "Mr. Hr. H., I don't think people ought to be compelled to live together if they don't want to, and will decree a divorce in this case Mr. H. bowed his head in acquiescence in the juSgment which he desired, and the judge tamed to tie pinkman whom he took for the attorney of the doisaird, and maid, "Mr. M., I sappoPe you have so objaikesto the dowser Mr. M. also bowed his aloft% and ft was supposed that the affair was settled. It happened, however, that the attorney for t,he defendant was mother Mr. M., who entered the court just after thetascree was given. To hie anonishment he found that his client had been divorced without even a hearing, or the Manes of putting in a remonstrance. He appealed to the judge, who Warranted him, saying, "Mr. M. is too late. The court hes pronounced the decree of divorce, and the parties are no longer man and wife. But if you want to argue the case right bad, the ottirt can marry them over again and give you a crack at It.',  Sad* the Arwaisen poet Winds; them break' forth :—" Ob, the snare, the beautiful sabre, Mang the chamber from ceiling to floor! Over the coverlet, loader the sheet, from her sue dimpled obia to hie pretty feet; now rising aloft like a bee in Jose, now sunk to the wail of a cracked bunco; war, flatelike, nabsidieg, then rising again, is the betutlful wore of liinabeth Jaite." A Pekin, 1:11., local editor, wrote the fellowiarnoo l go on aesuming his dude.:—" il details of revolting gamins and shookbg suicides respectfully sacited. Bible clam prematalions aad ministerial donation pasties will be ' dose ' with promptness sad despald,_ Keno banks and their operations made a :womanly. Accurate reports of Sunday school anniversaries guaranteed. The local editor will cheerfully walk urnutesa miles after Sunday school to see and report a Wee fight. Punemisand an other melancholy monde= mitten Wine sr to challenge admiration. Horse mess reportud he the highest style of the reportorial art. Domestic keep and conjugal infeileide. sought for with untirleg avidity. Polies mart proceeding. and sermons reported in a manner well calculated to askabh the prisoner, magistrate, and preacher."