The Birkenhead News and Wirral General Advertiser. — 1901-09-04 (Birkenhead, Merseyside, England)

ING. 275 by £290 with 12 noughts after it. 'ware eltracted its value weal be la; • gold. Some idea or il.'e vel tine e. me Miners working in a Fifeabire colliery obliged to submit, and was even kissed by Ili archbishops and bishops, a parrof the affair years ago were drowned by a suddeu flooding. I FirkiNG is linglancre inoet, (eta to which he had strongly and specially oh- The old pit was pumped dry time other day, aud .deaths eat of 400 annuelly tloa ereo•... jected. the workmen's tools—wooden shovels and picke!Aueumn is the most health:ill. 95 dee ''' " '' I with handles nearly es thick as the roof props!taking place ont of 400. ln Holism: s r-a,:a.- •• : ...ea A man may be so extrelnelF Way that he pow used—were found in good condition. Thelby fat the most deadly , • Paul possibly do the thinks he doesn't want 'flicrleni eolliers were tuitonished at the size of ;La l I _lt tag p.ace out 01 41.t.1. co do, and still find considerable time to play the blocks of coal cut nearly three centuries aged EVRILY nation hots its own lorinalA fur ,;;I:a golf. r____ 'powder. Ellgiidh in 75 pr cent. 01 ~..'• .., He who alivioir complain,' of the cloude;ls charcoal 10 'ii I •• • . • -.' ''l'''' Of course, in our anger we often say things . ,:,..,e ... , r . , : i Om. , (termAn, o • ...,4 ales 100/ wne and deserves:ll wharcoal. and 14 etil,olot.r..tusze..,:o. '• •• that we afterwards reeeet ; but just as often iceeB"4 ""` .. a ~etill of saltpetre ti 17 of •7.,i•5.r:..il an., i i -.ve regret things we diuu't say. I - Auey say sue a is uarg.ti It 14enn. - aes .:194eLii" " only 1". otailt"'" al iVelj'a,,/s. ; Good resolutions are like vines, a mass of ',pen her husband is a remnant." ' " You want she pucke,s to riri al en' ;beauty when supported on a frame of good 1 I guppies ?" sei.l the )•el ee •Na "0 ' Lookers-on see most of the game, but thoy „;:,,. - - •• i deeds. . 'have to cultivate a wicked imaviation someBelligerent customer repli, 1 :: I pre!, :- • • Belligerent Tramp : 'Your money or your :times. pockets. You may make the ,:i...-, p ..• • ' pc!" Belated Citizen: "Fm sorry, but I just , le.r, however." settled for my wife's new simanser bat this after- I noon. and---" Belligerent Tramp (interrupt- laLa,,ak ?" ing) : "Say no more, old chap'; Pre been there 'we' myself. lZero's a shilling to help you get a freak start in business." Suitor (to her father) : "Sir, I love the very Tougle—Diner : "Isn't that a rather small 1 0 ,mul tv • Waiter: " Yes, sir; but you'll find it ' NoarPass : " I see that a 10" .. I take you • good while to eat it." Crawford: "He is suicide bee:mime he thoujitt ;,.. ~,,,i ~,„,,,, OselnloeSs." Bennett : - '.Eitaf. al ra,V. trying to get up a health average victim of that cesinel•ant Leer! e. food that in palatable?' Crabehaw : " Thatesoutii•ing eedicillous. The medical profession would' ground your daughter treads ems Father ;never agree that anything palatable was wholo-1 (grimly): " Well, young man, you ain't the fleet lime party that's had an attachment for it ; howsum- I ever, it you love it well enough to memo and help . It is said that at least (oar hundred d thousand meteors fall fro to pay up the mortgage on it, like Jacob did you • 1 em• me le"ene and to sail." 11 marry Sandi." " %Vele yoking mean," said a prospective fa(lun, :and tells 1 strike the earths every tour dnrang the year; and; lye, when a man goes home with adamaged heel his wife that he was struck b 51 in-law, "1 It uow of nothing against you, hut— :meteor, she will not believe bins! c,a .• i -el 1 limes Amateur Yulatsman : "flow ,l-.'s i that you have always lived near the enter., e '•ersi.i.. do not know how to swim ? " ~,, tiian art3'Boy : "I don't ever have to swim. 1 Imi" " Fair house-hunter: "Cm c m.;,0001 • ~ „ , . that the drains hare beeis properiY ••' ' - Builder: "Inane:see nia'n: ? "(WA" 'Ss!! .1 ear are yo?u,in,aipoeition to keep a sir," and—erl tiou.) "Why, she sanitary Iwercts. "I painted a winter scone the other day that: l—frunily • can 1; every day.' i keep a wife, sir, answered . true to Nature that u ,„,,.. so eei ie thermometer im tie . prospective sou-hi-law, "but. I bar the „Iv . -............--•"-.! 'studio fell twenty degrees." "II 11' ,„ penilly ! Aft eke to melte you to spend a week . rime i • s nothing. I painted a FortraiS or NI I - dl'. t"thei ev." Weina"" 5.' .'Ls4 er Si with its, well and good ; but as to keepimee Brown last yen, that was . 'r' Propestan by