Lancaster Standard and County Advertiser. — 1902-11-28 (Lancaster, Lancashire, England)

FLMOILIOHT  PHOTOGRAPHY.  An American and • Frenchman were takings meal together. The American ate so voraciously that the Frenchman said: "Monsieur, cii roue plait, is dat your breakfast or your dinnaire vat you eat?" No reply. "Pnrdon, monsieur. viii . . .  , , —. .... you tell me, s'il lions plait, is dat your breakfast Enna : "You say old Mr. ileac' deceived Ethel or your dinnsire not you est?" `Go to thandri...".lly ah...t hi. age ?.. Gi.d.„, "Y". poor der !" "Why you tell me go to thunder for ask u One civil que,tion 1 Ah, von are not gentledirt! After they were married be confess's] that he Y.nman " A quarrel ensued; a challenge given and was oaly sixty instead of seventy-lve." "WHAT in a conjunction ?" milted the teacher. accepted ; a duel fought ; the Amer;. an shot the " That which joins together," was the prompt reply. Freeliman. "Oh, lam very much kill ! Olt, "Give an illustration." said the teacher. The up- ' I shall die. Oh !ah !” "My dear fellow, I am le.date mime hesitated and blushed. " The marii- 'arY v.r.Y. What can! do for Yon? ' "0 monies service," she ssid at last. eleur, you can do great deal' Oh, eh ! vill you " DARLING" he cried, in tender tones. "I sever ' tell me vas dot your breakfast or your dinnaire , bad lynt thee!" "Thus we mint part," the maid vat you wit?" 'eddied ; "no amateur, for me ' Borstis or nouns.-- A negro boy was in the is habit of giving his name aa."Nediendinezza Doctor' "1 all ."g°4;ll i° A 4°°b°" bt °l.th.v Beltikedishatia Sham Ham Jafae Maxwell yours . a eonetitut,ons. ..,Inilli• or pot." Brown," mispronouncing nearly every word." 'The Patient : "For heaven's lake, doctor, have I sound of word. has • greet attraction tor the to go to the expense of appealing to the UniZ negro and he noes them regardless of their meanStates Supreme Ceert to lied out whether it in • A ~.... mei wish difficulty peeing. negro . Or not?" vented from naming bar eltild "entail'," the Brown : " I say, Dolt', BoAdiala boo ...4 at lb. word odirrotiog bus.A ow* Ihrostemod dist ilia took Own leo swift you la 1 rsmoopoo to o owns= docdarod : "I Prfc=bettetrioo. Lboku7tokiriemehin.winuflaistar:ll.7"6l.:=Tegtoto-iii: e roord"."....sen.sesatill lemorow eemitherowoirdidalls."B:4o.27l7o.—"l tsnsweats."6.43-78 1 to kayak Gay sass isa as." 1 year wdode—.2lw ladopoodore  FEE 3d. per month (payable in advance). TOWN THlLL—Egindag. Fir,* lemon in "The Photograin." December. Before E. B. Daws-ot On the chair), S. SatterNow Ready. Others in succeelding nembera. thiveite. T P. Greene, R. Preeton, W. Bell, "The Photograrn," the Magarine of Practical G. Jack..n. Fortr-.• and. Col. Sly. Photography. threepence.  GIRL'S ATTEMPTED .CrICIDE. ! Mary time Atkintrorn, 18, single woman, was , brought up on the remanded charge of attempt, lug to commit suicide. Chief Constable Harrier stated that prisoner 11,1 been in the .Worrk hon.. a furtn gli t and had improved ronniderably, in net. Dr. Balling would state she was fit tax be discharged. The Chairman, Yoll dl•ol't intend, then, to proceed with the ci Chief Conetattle: Ni,; defendant in willing to go bark to the Workhouae. Dr. Bailing deposed he had seen the defendant that morning, and she WWI fit to be di. ehergvit. She wine nine!) depressed at the limo of the iittempted sticide, bet had got over that. a weak-tninded The Fleneh diseliarged the defendant, advising het to go bat} to the Workhonse, where she would be taken ear" of. .4N nwmint