The Forest of Dean Examiner : — 1877-03-23 (Blakeney, Gloucestershire, England)

UNCOMPLIMENTARY.—Bibbe was married the other day to a quiet, not to say stupid, girl, with I thins of fatale with the additional advantage that its moral is worked out before our eyes with that solidity a face like a doll's. Someone remarked to Buffingof experience which is more telling than any logical ton that Bibles had been on the look out for a wife For some time, and had now" wooed and won." deduction. The struggles which end in success ce :xilure, the manner in which one after another takes et Mufiington said, "Yen. a wooden one—that's just misses that tide in the affairs of men which leads to what elle iB:' serenne. the effect of external influences and of natural An indefatigable mamma, who has succeeded in temperament upon that serious work of extetenee, . getting her own seven daughters "-well off her which so often putt out our best calculations, should be nande.e has determined to extend to others the much more effectually shown in the books that narrate !benefit of her "system." She is going to open a the real life of our predeeessors or contemporariee, than "class" for the instruction of young ladies in the in any other description of literature. One of tbe srt of huaband catching. It is to be called the greetest charms of fiction ie when it supplies thts a School of Design." picture of life, or rather of living, with such seriousness and pewee as to imprees the reader as by a real A "Personal" in the New York Herald a week record. But. the Ethel chronicle itself. when imply , ego stated that if "John Smith, formerly of Phil. set forth, is more impressive still. The effect pro- lelphia, would call at No Blank street, he will.' duced, however, is seldotn in accordance with the rigid hear of something to his advantage" -fohn called. yet easy conclusions of the forme' moralist in whose Phere was about two hundr.-d and fifty of him— bends the vir'uous are always remunerative. Goodness end he has been calling at the rate of forty seven is not always rewarded, not. patient merit vindicated , eer day ever since the "personal" appeared. front the spores of the unworthy, In thosel A traveller says that if he were asked to describe •liseloaures of actual existence ; nor is mcc the first sensations of a camel ride he would say, iii, lived &norther, as it oueht to be, from the • " Take a music.stool, and having wound it up as list of those agencies which procuee adveneement. high as it would go. . . spruice, get on top, and next drive the cart trans put it into a. cart withoet At the same thus, many of those delicate com}sensation. of poetry and sentiment which we are agleam our he its at as irtmeinery do actually soma versley across aplongh?d field, and you will then I . . .  _ apt in shake our lit you would experience the first time you mounted aas they ay, the hard- se-nte-no . - - form some notion of the terror and uncertainty In to counr.srbelance, - -esof fact. The life that is hardest in the living is often the most delightful, the most instructive, to posterity; tamel." nisi all the pleasures a man has enjoted sink into un- This is the way they do their advertising in San Importance before some incident which probably was Francisco. ' Tell that man to take his hat off in :he most painful in his life—some tenure., which court,' said a judge, the other morning, to an leaves traces in all his after-history. Prosperity is a gbeer. 'the offender, who tarred out to he a lady delightful thing in itself, and few real men and women wearing a fashionable sailor hat, indignantly ex. ever weary of its pleasant conditions, though some- claimed, • I am no man, air!' "rhen,' said his tines it pie^ ees a capricious fancy to imagine this im- hononr, 'I am no judge of anything but good wine, and the best is Heidsieek's champagne, which I patience in some vaporous youog head, hero or heroine of fantastic fiction; but it is very apt to weary the reader, always get from F. and P. J. Casein, at 523. Front to whom records of wellbeing are monotonous. Genius strew. Itself Call ao little for the wealthy and happy. At the ; i ve,y be.tt they must be threatened with trouble or sufNevrspaper reporters should' not drink. Here s fering b.fore we can take any particular interest in 0 story handed in by one of the craft, which show, them ; and the magician who could make a man's in very strong colours the manner in which things strueglee ega'nst the simplest elementsof misery, want, become disturbed by viewing them through the or weeknees, into something half divine is compelled bottom of • tumbler. "Yesterday morning, about 1,, dwell liAtly and with brevity upon the reward of four o'clock, p.m., a man with a heel in the hole el his Is-ro*e virtue when attained. The record of the big stocking committed arsenic by swallowing conflie may hens minute ache pleases, but one line is suicide. The verdict of the inquest returned a jury enough fa. the victory. Paradise itself is dull to the that the deceased came to the fats in accordance human n-atter and not even Dante can make the with his death. He leaves a child and sir small eternal shining and singing of the Messed anything wives to lament the loss of his tamely end." bm monotonous. Had EVE' superior to the temp- A • lation a the apple, what would have become of poetry nice young man got into a tramway carriage Ind saw to his delight the only vacant seat slid human POW" ?-7ilackwo,oB Madazene. by the side of a young lady acquaintance. Ile a. made for that seat with joyous strides, and her A fine sturgeon,rressuteg six feet in length toes byes answered his delighted looks. But just as he  A