The Cotton Factory Times. — 1885-10-23 (Manchester, Greater Manchester, England)

NEW INTERPRETATION.—As I was walking by the East River, at Harlem, I wished to cut across a lot. I was deterred by a sign, "Beware of dogs !" Seeing a benevolent old gentleman with two dogs, "Why," I asked him, "do you keep dogs to endanger men's lives ?" "My dear sir," be replied' " you mistake. This point is a favourite resort, if one may use such an expression, for suicides. One of them, who had been three times saved from s watery grave by !my St. Bernard dog, put up this sign as a warning to the other members of his profession. They now seek less guarded spots to take themselves cot" I looked at the bland old man'; I . _  looked at the teeth of the do's; -re-Me-mTered that I had but one pair of pantaloons, to say nothing further, and I did not cross the lot. A Scotch University Professor, irritated to find that his students had got into the habit of placnn: their hats and canes on his desk—cloak-rooms being at a premium—announced that the next article of the kind placed there would be destroyed. Flo some days all went well, until the Professor ves called for a moment from the class-room. A student slipped into his retiring-room, and emerged with the professorial hat, which he placed. en spicuously on the desk, while his fellows grin"' and trembled. The Professor, on returning, saw the hat, thought some rashly obstinate student had been delivered into his hands, and, taking out his knife, be cot the offending thing to pieces, the while vainly attempting to conceal the smile of triuTPl3 that played about his countenance. He was 111 a very bad temper the neat day.  , 4ler ~,,„ ~,r„,.;:._,. ~,,,,\.-, .• _. ,  En..... 1.11.1.1111111 af.  apture, e.—Who do ever lived ? nabors and ousider the lozo things o yu believe I bekause I an haz ever ire ideal of vn't exactly cline itself. ao prays to 'ently preys y real pedi. he makes t, nor kan't Lematician? done, and 'flitted, kan lead in the ie liberty ? der whitch ,and Indus. lth, wealth, LI this world t them. It —Whitch do In s ? Lazy.  never gives ;to piece of hoot house, 3 spell, play let is yin., ov govern. strength, Vho is ye', ivented the price at a ast sterling xin't lawful id.—Pleaze and bash. .1. only the •ars off and ,e your life xhare I atri be a boy yu tell llle !,11001ifih ? exlt send ys,  ;Ilemistry. r coat while  solnetimea x3ed never  ,it," saki a .3. to want ucn young  td his coat. riage, with pretutiou is  makes me  " I kuow girl, " it's  I an overain't .• you are  looking for have spent nk he must  kat can be invention iorning, he  per asks— snould not 19 fond cf be a seal.  titer to har the littla ;' •• Well, Lhfuli  cmind with di,:n't find  rtu houest cce6s.  lear, at the 'liter Clara grunt)— In grandly .ut room,  I paokman Lord's think.  rol;a• and  make you  ou like the Y, you , liked the lift you ?"  Ole Choir."  feilow in y was not y and said f am a  the merits ish to say  ' here the y religious keeps the bath, _and  e—" What Husband an um.  me. I ouidn't be.  missionary but found retorted?" rile, then, :ons on the ttons have  have been vo buttons Cie days  'he bnttons -Notes and  Lincoln, as to the our, Mr. F tha 10th with Mr. t of all he tight to be lly, he ham .50 dollars, I.ast of all Li will beat