The Herald of Wales and Monmouthshire Recorder. — 1886-07-10 (Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales)

VLL..M 1,•5 for horn Boston two old ladies lived SS [star li" for many year., one or thcm, at last I'M ov by &orb. A few days after the funeral sbasil.. v.sitor IV, the house of Ito survivor made the reuirck that Mrs. So-and-so had always been very regulsr in her attendance at church, and asked her it eh- had been • professor of religion. "Wail, as, .1 don't think she was," the old lady replied, "our obe practised it all her life." by. G., or 1: liuhurgh, was diatinguishesi alike for his gallantry nod good humoor.One evening, at • ball in the eq., a c.rido lady of mato,' site had th• Ws. foriuno to reserve some slight misbn to the profuse drapery el her train. "Awl doctor, she exclaimed, in refer, ;lig to the incident afterward., " it was so very vexivg lees part of my train; l'm afraid I appeared very seiresrd." " Madame." Ise responded, "by no nierd..—tlariugh you did lose a portion of your Ursa!), beliete me, you still retain your elegant carriage."  There- was it law once in Boston against mocking In the stmote. A treetedian strutted about the city one day puffing. et cigar. Up walked a constable. 'tiruena you 05.:0•,11....' he aid; "yod'll puy two dol. lareatninger." I'm net smoking," was the quick response; " try the weed onrself—it isn't alight." The constable t •ek a putt at tie ci,ete sod out came a how pull et white smoke. Owes you'll pay me two dotlars," said the actor quetly. " We!,' replied the cionAtable, ' I celclate yeu'l e considerable cheep. Ernes* we liquor?"  IJudge: " What 11• VP you ‘ , say for yourself?" Vol. sows: "Your lasiour, I am • s.iii..ger at the city in a visit. 'ttie cold lutist have ••ffsui.ecl—" Judo.: " Vilma ! Ten dullarsee ten il i) • ' rrisoom: " Buts sir, I have no mussy," J.. ' : "Oh, • vagrant. Two months." rflllo4l, (1.; .. .: .ssfed: "rosy, listen, your I moue I rm no vi. .t l' Judge (growing impatient): "Well if yi•i r•'t pay your Boa, send for some of your friend. P-, .ilsr : "B.! I haws not, ii•lbi,l :We." .TUdg.• . ' 'mg Mu baud): "Ab, a tramp ! Bin months." .• The new cean'iman lion been ',typed to be scrupulously pulite toward his ample', "li. wallas to keep his place. Amis.:haul, *h . 1 tll.6ll'el Tait* the stable, the following Pulver, ' -k• s place : "Well. John, how are the homes • ' rung f " "Q.ots well, sir, thank y-u, how 111, !.' Scone—Knock Station) I for Keith about to larre, aft &peas& Porter,to pia% i• . ! along platform: .' Hey, the I aren't ye?" Ploughman: ' . sharp and get a wet the' :" Wtiat's a' the hurry f * I' ' think the train's to lie kep 'Jump in, • rye'!! loss it . "Na. fear 6. that! Ple • till Monday." collapse ,  . ceenoon trzia e brie been snarly sauntering .I.Pta to Keith, Tier : " le.ok ?win. otohdly: ' • I D • ye • yee'le now! ) wee. IN tu•ly: ' gem  . . A municipal candidatp, .-al .up are tavern-keepers and aa .ucily "litmus to them se malinbeni of the . A Hibernian Senator • .. subjeet of preventing suicide, iniid : , . mkt e ti.. ") wave of atotipmg tie kW, at a mpitail °Hence, paimihatile 1616,. . . TheEnive•Eugen.e I .14iiDe sonic, thiL( to PA.-M 1.4 ,ix . ...,..0 nee ago published a essni.e.-. .a bat r..twlll from Connolly where li• . a impi ii4mlit , speech, be mid to ilw i ir cousin, I ' bring you iny bond." a me tib 'goo br..m.aso it? ” ....ia It., . wb•piamb . 4 the Prince mid* ha. bm gued al lb : --Moymatita. sail oni•rea to be pre la. .1 'older.  .-- Lai .{. Clrculatim. ,Be* L..g . T ' I ' • . • ,:af ..a. , „All  air max. 110TVII.k 40)  o. lie bo on to tic go l. at Pa o▪ f d▪ i re In bi ; II Si ak a g a a I 1 1 1 1 1  , a