The Cotton Factory Times. — 1916-10-06 (Manchester, Greater Manchester, England)

NITA. Deane's voice , rigging your patrons long enough to =ewer rip . . motors trial et one snap. had the ttleasire 0f,,,, „v., sin yon pi., tit. smi 11, prise. 'mu. it tuki rni an honr . lam what, ~,, Heady, 1 mana Haw,. „mit fieetiat, ticti,h,., . i being home on furlou,li a row a long spell a ...,,,,,. (4., sed off ar .lank, an then sh hed . IPSOW th " Chloe, quarrel if you want to. btd help me out i The little ingrument in his hand seemed fairly - action alorr.ad. buy a dictionary to see beas- to spell th' word,. of this bed. 'a do little Harry Wilkins trying Ito yibrate with the keen joy old.e old voice that S.!. k • " I am sorry sir but match, are " Atte-oast, t.l,e many trophire he brotight back. , 1.1 '''Per, • • ' _,•, . Ar Jank oar' near hroke -his jam wi' tellmg us to call his mother. I know bv the way Rachel I leaped bock over the wire. th,nantia ii„linet. ~t,„, he ainmay„, a oellrOr tnan 01,111,01.1. es DoW, a.. We DeIIIWW. give abiniss,t iii., answer, They've to him to becauae a the I " lale. Tom Brut.? Fine as a fiiddie!" i oet . t mgi me a pen ot o ma ces at a ' utman. ..u. door latch, art object that caused sonic iilt iliVi. i it, .. . h , t h ,d 1  Favourite, Trenton. •  curiosity. " Why, what's that for?" asked his father. " Oh. that's a souvenir that brings bark Bungling Billy. memories of a narrow escape from death," replied A minder at • mai is frequently making Ji. " You we. NV. had begin having a right i blunders when •in eonvermtion with anybody. thust-up, anti I got stranded away from my pals. "Permanent." I which cause endless unusement among the I came across a farm, and being awfully thirsty I The member. of a firm in this districts being in listeners. called for a drink. Just an I was opening the Ace T need of a labourer, posted the following advertise- The othmt day they were discussing Lloyd a big shell came risshit over and blew the farns- ment in a local shop window:— George and the Insuranoe Act, when old Bally, house clean out of net hands"' "Wanted, imnevliatelv. a Jabot/nevi permanent at., We can taint. chimed in. Sprat, Nelson. • . . ii • s , ,,,h, i o . ,p. . .osh h• k . v ',_s n_ e gittialalti tat Palli.aut. nian.—esppty at that ne ow ts tier et at. t ill 0 Ado.. sserge. s:s sk, sls Ihe said, '"e's a molar Totter; 'e want. obuoltin' SECON D I'lll ZE, 2s. Ga. A man, seeing this advertisement. isrearowd -hirn- iin t.' out an' buntiti.", Gat Tart ~,If at. the offices named for the easoncy. The I Cl,, another occasion he was mewling a ,at in Minder : -,Han tba bin gmookin' airs in '''' manager. wring that the man looked to be a ! the paper a.lstus. a yining• nun ronunitting suicide Pierer: " Aye." snewdy sort of chap. eogaged hint. and told him : b..... his girl bail Pied hit,. ~,..,...: .. ~,,,,,, to ka.o,w ti a0,,,,m. ne,,, ~,,,,d whet he hart to do. illid then left him. i -The darned foo'." old Billy laid. 'am wurina eat the, fa. didna give o'er amookin' ate should While following hia employment be kept study- I commit etweaside bgr 00 1.0014.11; avid <froas goo off mi dot!" Mg, but. could not come to the conohuion what I &nisei' fusti" Pleow: "As' vary elides give o'er ameink-in'" tatatet. be a permanent lathatiOn. SO he decided , One morning, just before last Wakne, we were Glatt, Glelhare, to seek infoinxtion elsewhere. I talking about holidays, and I was telling hire O. seeing another chap coming through the yard I low fond I was tithe Isle of Mae. The Soldier. 'he nolceAl him the 1011, w LI,F, quest inn , ' '• Brave ycol ~cf lw en there, hit." I non si Is> wouil :lot be 4 soldier' 'l. say, otd niors whti do they mean by a , eluded. The life is very fine, permanent 10",?•• l '' No." he ilipL,,i, scratching his hated. " sieve 'Arse 7 aril the morning Whereupon the other chap 'welted: -Ayes I cion' ! fleece bin to th' Isle c' Man, bet aw should like I've had twe Woodbines and at No l' : knew, tat-tine is'a sarne tea nune—ocid jobbing up Ito goo age.:" Pristate A. Jay, Granthaßa i sad dowa 1, itarwAr, Smalibriira , i  Pen and Ink, Chadderton. • • •  0 • 0  rrweio. Dray Wis.