The Pontypridd District Herald and Rhondda Valley, Llantrisant, Caerphilly, and Mountain Ash News. — 1879-06-14 (Pontypridd, Mid Glamorgan, Wales)

AND *EDON.  ;UN:  111 14. 1870.  Tim longil et a body% lain abonid aver ba , soderti Whim anger is bliss, it is folly to bear Wart " Sociablan satisfactorily °yawed," ia • quaint advertisement. The tailor's metal. " Fits guaranteed" is an unhealthy sign. Another social earthquake in Pkiladephia. What earth Quakers those folks are The man who behoves he can move the world a;u:j Win by Whaling, Virginia. Why Anil • /mallet pull a *embalmer tooth? Beams the visas seat ache it out himself. Teaerooo Comes" ill • ipOldity in Ingham county, Michigan. It tanst he • mirriag place. agi ingrown we that saustee gee moesesiew dadi to Men Agnil fed pm sites the letddiag Plaek. "Oar TIM Vsby" is the tllle of s sew boat. It is based to muslin of amass, and hen a weak Seth leek. Oman says Ash have soseb power. Bs means, Wasps, that they are to pea • gate. . There tea man on Arbour Hill who is so infer. sally lazy that his friends say it is isipossible to sad bhi to the safe, Ism he hamlet got say. A dispatch fain lama announces the suicide .1 .1 Italian sal*. Oast goodness! who did he Isms his hand organ P  TM Fades .aid with tragic mien " rli die form, opinion, Bate.,. yield." He took morphine. We now a still morephinian. It was before the Due &Alagoas.* that a Monied Sultry clues aid: "Weed/peeve the hydrogen and oxygen will now ham the Miaow to mita in your premises." An exchange maddis the magrisse noticed • ! Mi. and Mir Can. We notice it isessly as an Metanes of ear coupling by a elergynem, nitilth is : something 11111111114 ONO grocer irked another, " Colonel—el man Se he trusted f" "I think you'll find him so," was Me seply. "If you treat him onselou'll trust him ice ever. liver pers." Somebody's *Midis dying—dung with the flush . of here csa his young tic, sad as indesoribable weenie, to live and take an honoured place in the world beside the companions of his yoath. . . For sal* by all demean'. There is only one object in the world which will attract • young lady's attention from the handsome young roan whom she meets on the Street, and that el another women with a hat two laps ahead of any stylish, has yet seen. A gentleman travelling on a Hudson river steamer one day at dinner was making away with a large pudding close by, when he was told by • servant that it was &mart. "It matters not to me," satd he, "1 would eat it if. it were a wilderness." An Irishman went to the theatre for the first time. Jest se the ourtaie.desceseled on the first set a toiler in the basement exploded, and he woe blown through the roof, coming down in the next street. Attu eomisg to Ws senses he asked :An what_ isles, do yea play MA? "Ily dear," mid a vain obi man to bis wife& "these friends here Won't believe that I'm orlyl ferty.live Foam old. Yoe two, I speak the truth, don't your " Well," answered the simple w!fe,! " I seppoes I mad Wier. it, John, se yonvs stuck $o it for fifteen mars." A oorrespondent at Portland, rg,ell, funds thin of the "Ideethen Chine;" John" h bought a watch at one jeweller's, but as it 100.10 w. he took it beck, ember, " Watches rd." " What is **matter with it?" asked weller "Ch." said John, "watches too much 'why." • newlymanied lady, who, as 'in duty banal was very M fond of her übarak notwithetando his extreme ugliness of person, once said to witty ;fiend: "What do you think I. My Imatenti has laid out ten dollars fee a large baboon on purpose to Ideas, me !" "The dem little man!' cried the other. "Well. it in just like him !" The Be,. ILv. woe more prominent is hiri day for the bri'lianoy of his imexuation than the force of his Imo. At one tine he was preaching on "The Ministry of Angels," sad in the p 50015. tkei he suddenly ob.,erv. . _• "I Maw • whuper The Menge of tom startled the deacon who set below from a drowsy moo.l, and, springing to his fee., he ?poke ." gnus it is the thous in the Mile., =m.o. .-