The Shropshire Examiner and all round the Wrekin advertiser. — 1877-03-23 (Wenlock, Shropshire, England)

UNCOMPLE.ENTARY.—Bibbs was married the .Dther day to a quiet, not to say stupid, girl, with eons of fable. with the additional advantage that its more a face like a doll's. Someone remarked to Muffingof experience which is more telling, than any l Is worked out before our eves with that solidity 1 lecke) , ton that Hibbs had been on the look out for a wife " deduction. The struggles which end in success or jet' some time, and had now wooed and won." :milure, the manner in which one after another takes os ' Muflington .03, " Yes, a wooden one—that's just nisses that tide in the affairs of men which leads to what she is." ,ortune, the effect of external influences and of natural An indefatigable mamma, who has succeeded in temperament Upon that serious work of existence, getting her own seven daughters " well off her which iso often pets out our hest calculations, 'h""id he , hands," has determined to extend to others the such more effectually shown in the hooks that narrate ;benefit of her "system." She is going to open a 'lse real life of our predecessors or contemeorariee, than e class" for the instruction of young ladies in the ' lit of husband catching. It is to be called the in any other iption of iter/nitre. ne the greatest charms descr of fiction il s when it su Opplieeof this . picture of life, or rather ,if living, with such serious- . School of Design." . nets and power as to impress the reader :is by a real 'A " Personal" in the New York Herald a week record. But the actual chronicle itself, when s- imply Igo stated that if "John Smith, formerly of Phila. set forth, is more Impressive still. The effect pro- .lelphia, would call at No. Blank street, he will dered, however, is seldom in accordance with the rigid bear of something to his advantage" John called. yet easy conclusions of the formal moralist, in whose Filen was about two hundred and fifty of him— bands the virtuous are always remunerative. Goodness and he has been calling at the rate of forty seven Is not, always rewarded. nee patient merit vindicated per day ever since the "personal" appeared. from the spurns of the unworthy; in those . , A traveller says that if he were asked to describe rlisclosures of actual existence diseiissed altogether as it ought 'to be, from the the first sensations of a camel ride he would say, . ~ . list of those agemties which procure advancement. high as it would go, put it into a cart without ' Take a music-stool, and having wound it op as At the same thee, many of those delicate coinpensations of poetry and sentiment which we are springs, get on top, and next drive the cart trans• vnersley across a ploughed field, and you will then apt to shake our he ‘ds at, as imaginary do n.etti tally come torm some notion of the terror and uncertainty In tort utitereallinee, as they may, the hard sentences of fact. The life that is hardest in the living is often you would experience the first time you mounted a the most delightful, the in ,st instruci ire. to posterity ; camel." i . This is the way they do their advertising' in San mini ell the pleasures a man has snit, ed sink into unimportance before some incident which probably was Francisco. • ' Tell that man to take his hat off in ;he twist painful in his life—some s ',mete which court,' said a judge, the other morning, to an l lady eaves traces in all his after-history. officer. 'the offender, who tureed out to be ary. Prespority is a delightful thing in itself, and few reel men alid women wearing a fashionable sailor hat, indignantly ex as ever weary of Its pleant te conditio thou mclaimed, ' I am no man, sir!" Then,' eaid his s h soetimes it tie set a capricions fancy to imagine this urnhonour, 'I am no judge of anything but good wine, patience it!' souse vaporous young head, hero or heroine and the best is Heidsteek's champagne, which 1 of fantastic fiction: but it is very apt to weary thereaden always get from F. and P. J. Cassin, at 523, Front to whom records of wellbeing are monotonous. Genius dreetn. e Itself can do little for the wealthy and happy. At the . very bet they must he thr 'atoned with trouble or euf- ! Newspaper reporters should not drink. Here is a story handed in by one of the craft, which shows tering before we ran take any particular interest re them ; and the maeieien who could misee a mares in very strong colours the manner in which things strieeeles eirtenst. the simplest elements of misery, want, become disturbed by viewing th. m through the or weakness, into something half divine is compelled bottom of a tumbler. "'Yesterday morning, about to dwell !edit's, and with brevity mien the reward of four o'clock, p.m., a man with a heel in the hole of his ;ewes ler ue when attained. The rec rd of the his stocking committed arsenic by swallowing coeflie. may be se minute as h. pleases, hut one line it suicide. The verdict of the inqiiest returned a jury eremelt fur the victor,. Paradise itself is dull to the that the deceased came to the fasts in accordance hireen reader: and sot even Dante can make the with his death. He leaves a child and six smali eternal shining anti singing of the blessed anything wives to lament the loss of his ultimely end." hut monotonous. Had Eve bean superior to the temp- A nice young man got into a tramway carriage, and saw to his delight the only vacant seat wee talon of the apple, what would have become of poetry end humait rise.— T:laehavad's Maga:inc. 'by the side of a young lady acquaintance. He 4.- made for that seat with joyous strides, and her ayes answered his delighted looks. But just as he got there an elderly party from the other end walked up the aisle, and dropped into the cove' ed seat. The young man approached more slowly, and accosted the young lady : "How is your brother •:" he asked; "is he able to get out ?" " Oh. yes," she answered. "Will he be 'very badly marked ?" he continued, and the old gentleman grew suddenly interested. "Oh no," said the fair deceiver; "with the exception of a few small marks an his forehead, you would never know he had ever' had it." e',Vere you not afraid of taking it ?" the young man went on, while the tild gentleman broke out in a cold rerspiration. "Not at all," she replied; "1 had been vaccinated, you know." The seat was vacated instantly, the two young hearts beat as half a dozen. and the prattle of "nice talk" strewed that part of the carriage, while a greet:, haired old man scowled upon them from the farther corner.  A