The Dorset County Express and Agricultural Gazette. — 1870-03-01 (Dorchester, Dorset, England)

AXD PAIIICULAI RULIA.  Rdatisag lo Specimen Number pm: the " Bread-awe-Butter"  This sped. mostly rims blonde ind has • quantity of bwir Beware or this hair ; it la • smite and a fond delusion. Vory many Instances no on record ist men - who should be elated to h.,. kn own better--failing rktiras to It, and only ng out the .do when they were done. . . .  The " breed-and butter" species goes in for simplicity and charming Merv...mess ; it " 'rushee" a good deal, Is partial to plain muslin. blue sashes. and to letting down its black hair In • • sheet." Despite .1 the simplicity and the plain muslin., the 13.-and•lL lit) le is an adept at flirtation. Be always careful not to let it bike you down the broad walk behind the laurels In pare's garden, especially when the moon is shining. On such...vasions it is apt to be damps...cm. •  This specimen generally has btit little money, for there are• good matt) uf them In family. Their papas and mammas, however, are addicted to talking ragitely ot" expectations." II will he found to he a good plan, and in this atm, to make friends w/th the most intelligent of the' boys" • by • little cheap bribery you will beable to pump him as to tiLs real truth of the " expectation." . . . . .  As a gene;al rule there are from four to half.a.doren of then vocionene in a family, and • strong family likenne runathrougrb them aIL When you here once made yournif muter of papa's and mamma's features, you will be able to make tolerably accurate sketehm of the feces of their half-dosim olive brenchee —a little roars noes to Matilda, • trifle more chin to Florence, the hair of Georgina • shade more ashod out, and won. Should )ou be an ertiet tii profeselon, this rtrong family likeness will le useful, for when Matilda in tired of " hitting," you can put Florence ~11 the throne, and .43 all round. _ . . . . .  - _ In antitheft way. how's er, this similarity of autters.ln.law may become expensive, for when your choice In tired of the " blue rep," dm sill hand it over to Florence, or Georgina, or Matilda. Thus a corestant supply of ems dreams will benefit the " family," and though it will cost you a pretty penny, )00 sill hove the double satidactiou of feeling that you ate doing Lb. " fondly" a mewl turn, and of seeing the wife of your haulm charming in her variety. The B .and-B. speciee has also another advaatag• attached to it, which you will be sure to acknowledge. (Sic). As there are to many of them In number, you will 'always beam the 'demure of one or more of the spaclea atopping with you muss of the year round...  This 1.1;-it-fgh ly enjoyable; for In proirtion al You admire the wife tat your hmom so will you be named to hor Manna and MOM relleccod in another. Should you, hoes Cr, at any lime (after three or four years, lay). become *lightly tired of Kaiak, who I. stowing in your house, it will be • oomfort tor you to reflect that Me awn be exchanged for Florence, or Georgina, or Flory, or KaUe.  C.NCLODIXO RzAl.x. O ?In FIRST Sentanaa. On the whole It win be found that the " Breed-and.  vnecie. ham In It Use making a • good ueeful wife. it le isiontly satiable and elteerful : It Is not clever. of room, but then .ovne wen are elven to Ilfl the want of soy originality In the oppodte et a. It will be found not to have much etrangth of iniod, but you need not object on this score, tor you evil' be able to do se you like in your own house.  A WIPE'S CURE POE A ;DRUMM HUSBAND The Nord relates the following iseident which hes happesed at Flesaingue, Holland :—A wit., exasperated by Ni. panned drunkenness of her hustasd, threatened him with death. Some days age she attempted to put this threat into execution. 'There was but an stile above the sitting•rooss. To this she esseaded, made • bele in the Scar, and passed a rope through it, one end of whist' fell into the room below, while the ether remained fastened in the attic. She then desseded, made • alip.knet a the rope, mid awaited her hississad's retain. He at last arrived, and was mush surprised to receive DO ',smashes on bi• had ecroilast. " Then is something underhand here," thought he, "I mast see." We mast premise that this men* took plass in arimplete darkness. The husband, whose suspictens were reesell, let billing( fall into • chair and appeared to sleep profounded. After some scoring he felt a rape rouad his sleek ; be thou underetood the little trierbsal west, be played him, but did not move. His wife went up to the attia and. taking adeantap of this moment's respite, the drunkard relieved hissed of his rope and fastened it to tne foot of the stove, which soon went up to the ceiling with a frightful noise, mused by the fa.ll of some crockery which was standing upon it. The wife, thinkiag the noise was caused by the fruitless struggles of her bushaad, ran to the pollee aloe to declare that she had foetid her bashaud hang. The polies arrived in hot baste, and • candle wee lighted, whoa all 'tatted beak at the sPerieselle wbish Presented itself. The stove was swinging gracefully in space, and the busbood sat gravely smoking his pipe. Instead of • suicide, an attempt to murder was established splint the wife, who was warted.