The Blandford and Wimbourne Telegram. — 1886-04-30 (Blandford, Dorset, England)

MATRIMONIAL AMEN [TIES.  A thcently-dressed working man, who was amongst the applicants for advice at the Thames Police-court, stepped into the witness-box and said to the magistrate, " I want to su m mons my wife." Mr. Lush ngton : What for ? Applicant : She is always jawing me. (Laughter.) Mr. Lushington :Is that all you want the summons for ? Applicant : Isn't that quite enon:rh, sir ? I tell you she is always jawing me whenever I go home, and I can't live with her any longer. Whenever I return home from work, and can hardly manage to get my foot in the door, she commences jawing. Mr. Lushington : %Veil, what is it she says to you, my man ? Applicant : She is always telling ine she wishes I would get out of the place, for there are plenty better men about, and she :!.ould easily get one of them. This hos been going on Fin some time, and last week I couldn't stand it any longer, so 1 says to her, "Why don't you go and get a better man if there are any about ?" After a lot nore jaw she says, " I will," and then went away fcr some days. When I got h um. from work on Wednesday night T found her at home. All I said to her was, "So you've come back : not been able to find a better man, I suppose ?" That started her off, and between her jawing she up with a large basin and threw it at me with all her force. The basin caught me on the forehead, and cut my eye, as you can see. sir. Mr. Lnshington : Did you do anything to her ? Applicant : Well. ahe kept jawing, so I got hold of her hair and pulled it, but that did not make her stop. She told me this morning that she means to give me another doing when I came home to-night, and that this time she would have a lot of better men ta back her up. Mr. Lushington :Is your wife here to make .my complaint against you ? Applicant : I don't know, sir. I fancy she is not out to-day. (Laughter.) Lushington (to one of the warrant officers) : A caution to the wife. Aoplicant then withdrew. In the same court a ladylike woman applied to Mr. Lushington for a separation order from her husband. on account of neglect and cruelty towards her.. At Christmas he violently assaulted her, and on Friday night he had threatened to kill her. Mr. Lushington : Nhat did he do that for? Applicant : -Because he did not have a parsnip for his dinner. (Laughter.) \ln Lushington told the applicant that he would send an officer and caution her husband.  Henry and Aim Bright, bon superintendents of the North LAnion House for Aged Christian Blind Women, say that a new remedy has proved itself unfailing ; that rheumatism and neuralgia, have in .very ease been removed by S. Jacobs Oil—the remedy referred to, and that many old ladies, some .4 them ninety years old, instead of tossing about in Agony, now enjoy good night's rest through its ;valence. Mrs. Bright says she cannot say enough in its favour.—Sunday London Times. St. Jacobs Oil is sold by Chemists at 2s. M. a .Jottle, or by post 25.9 d., from the Charles A. Voelger Company, sole proprietor, 45, Farringdon-road Lon At Dungarvan, county Waterford, on Saturday, a ?nail named Kearns was arrested on suspicion of being concerned in the murder of Daniel Neill on the highway between Clonakility and Dumnanway, county Pork, on the 3rd inst. Another man was ancated at.Cavan on ThurOay on the same charge