The Tamworth Examiner and Working Men's Journal. — 1875-08-28 (Tamworth, Staffordshire, England)

SPELUNG ROMANCIL—Abont a month age a young couple in Chicago were married. The wedding was a quiet one, as the bride's family was in mourning on ac.count of the recent death of the bride's mother's grandaunt. After dinner, the shedding of tears, the shying of old shoes, and similiar nuptial ceremonies had been per. formed, the young couple proceeded to the modest cottage, on Warren Avenue,which was to be their home—delicious thought—their home. After tea the two young peoples were sitting in the dusky parlour testing the carrying capacity of one chair, when, naturally, they happened to. remember that at that very mament the great spoiling, tournament was raging at Farwell Hall. After sayingi that each would rather be where he or she was than ati Farwell Hall, lie. Ac., the turtle-doves organised a spell. ing tournament Of their own. The reward of merit was kisses, and the condign penalties for errors were severe( hugs. Presently the newly-made bride asked the newly. made groom to spell "impenetrable," and he spelled if* " i-m-p-e-n-e-t-r-e-b-l-e." 0 you great g:aose," blithely. said the sole partner of his home and heart, ` you educated' at a university and can't spell impenetrable." Thas. nettled the head of the family, and he asked her how she, spelled it. " I-m-p-e.n-e-t-r-i-b-l-e." "That's the worst g ever heard," he said, "for a young woman who pretendse to have moved in society and gone to the Dearborn' Academy." "Pretends I" remarked the bride, on whosecheek two scarlet spots could be seen glowing in the dusk, (for the lamp had been turned down very low) ; "pro. tends r she echoed, as she left his knee for a rocking chair,, and began to rock herself vigorously, and fan herself with.. her handkerchief; "my father never was a tailor, and I *mot remember that my mother ever took in washing. " Possibly not," retorted the husband, with forced calm. sees, "but at least my father paid his debts, and my mother's bridal trousseau, if plain, was paid for." Edwin, slept on the sofa in the parlour that night, while Ange- lina shed a bucket and a half of tears in the solitary nuptial couch that she occupied. At 10 am, the husband' and wife of a day, pale, cold, and determined, called on a. lawyer who had known their family far years, and announced their determnation to separate as soon as the requisite papers could be prepared, on the ground of in. -- ' compatibility of spelling. Edwin stated that he hoped to -eere. eau temme ter a siena=a-,-,--io'- find in the Black Hills present distraction and speedy' when the guests are congregatea two game roosters are long put in the pit and allowed to spell at each other as death, while Angelina remarked that though she looked perfectly horrible in black and detested veils, she would as they please. to a nunnery go. The lawyer, after some difficuly, in. Half a dozen horse thieves hanging in a row formed a duced them to tell the cause and manner of their separa. pleasing spectacle that met the eye of a recent Boston tioa. "Sir" said Edwin, "I cannot live with a woman visitor in Western Arkansas. "Six hemp-er tyrannis who spells 'impenetrable' with an ` " " Did you really. was his feeling remark, dothat, my dear?" said the kindly old judge to the weepA citizen of Nebraska was boasting that in his town lag wife. "Yes," she sobbed. "That was wrong, that was wrong," he replied. "So I told her," stated the othnelyreowneurun'tme.eveunera. doctor,How a mlaawnyyerin, or baitcalenrugymaraenth, and husband; "but she said she could not safely ,trust her happiness with a man who spelled it with an `e. " aplltyo,e,,tthheerre?; oasiiikyedmaybfyami-stanlydaeld. •m"ylbtireoll,th"erwjaas ethspeanre.d said the lawyer, "that is the way you spell it, is it l't Jake is the rum-seller." , "It is." Then you are both wrong; it should be spelled Elizabeth Daunton, sentenced to death for the murder with an 'a.'" Swift as a flash of lightning, Edwin, of her husband at East Brent, has been respited. pressing one hand to his throbbing brow, leaped to the Severe floods have occurred in the district around ' bookcase and seized a Webster's Unabridged, while Oldham. One man has been drowned, and the damage ' Angelina, whose heaving bosom betrayed her emotion, to mills is very great. turned over the page of the copy of Worcester that the kind-hearted old lawyer had placed before her. "It is as 'a,' " cried each simultaneously. "Edwin !" " Angem Ilana !" Like torrents from one mountain source they. rushed into each other's arms.