The Observer, Cradley Heath, Halesowen & District Chronicle. — 1864-09-24 (Stourbridge, West Midlands, England)

IRELAND WITHOUT A GRIEVANCE. 4s zot.t, have opened your columnsso widely to MTh grievincea, will you kindlyinaert *few like /your an Irish Igirtrt lord who hat utintr? (rites a gobble's.* tol the riMese under the signature of "A real Irish landlord," and proceeds):— . I bade eeen wit'ti asttiblefiment latily-theii phrases constant') repeated In your paper,. atibispitylesland,""'"wresehen • coin try," Ace Now, Sir. I live sin months of every year in Ireland, and during that time visit good many different parts ot the country, and J can see no.,yeason at all for this pity. Our faoriere are pringerous wherever they are IndusWatts, nurlaboorers are as well paid as in England; indeed, better, torthey are go scarce that you have to give them their OWD terms Our merchants are perfectly coining sold. We have, besides, a most lovely climate—showery certainly—het much gore sunny andatild than England. We live in greater security than la any other part of the world, for we have no burglars, and .although cetresionally a landlord may be shot, s ill shooting is not a worse death than being poboaed, or caten to death a la Moller •abd if you tabs the proportion ho de by violence In Irelaid, you will find it his than in any other rat of the world Thus, in Rosalind, If the chances of a gentleman being murdered are 100,000 to 1, In Ireland they are 1,000 000, to 1 We have certainly a few winds easily supplied. which would mako this country a paradise. 1 We want • King, not a sham, but the real thing. If his Royal Highness Would only come once a year and see us, we should he the most loyal people In the world. No people have so big a hump of reverence 2 Pot a tan on dogs No collo,'" is so well fitted by nature for sporting purposee as Ireland, The beet fishing and shooting might be had here were it only encouraged. 3. Pay the prints and they will get fat and lazy, and ci shall never have another row. Don't be afraid of their not taking the money If any one of them should refuse, just place the money to his credit at his bankers (yr a week, and see the result. THE MYSTERY SOLVED! Lambert is dead, but during his short and brilliant career be has created enough excitement to cause a remnant of curio.ity still to attach ti his origin. We are armored by a Frenvh correspondent that I.smbert in none other than the Emperor a own coachman, and that the cry of "Where is Lambert ?" originated with his Majesty, who missed his carriage upon returning rather suddenly from a visit to a friend's house, when he exclaimed, "Mans olt est Lambert?" The officious gamins and fIeDiWD gent, seeing the Imperial distress at once exclaimed, "Lambert, Lambert !" tocall the erring one to • sense of duty—and thus arose the cry. A SUCCESSFUL Max. Mr. Toby, the new president of the Hudson River Railroad, is a millionaire. He in not yet forty years of age. Ile began life as a nteamboat clerk with Corn, Vanderbilt. When he took his position the commodore gave him two orders, first to collect fare of everybody aml have no dead-beads on the boat. Second to start the boat in time and wait for nobody. The Commodore then lived at Staten Island, Toby obeyed the orders so , literally that he collected fare of the commodore him. self on the first evening, and left him on the wharf the next morning, as the boat could not wait, The con, mmlore was coming down the wharf leisurely, and supposed of course the boat would'wait for him. He proved a man after Vanderbilt's own heart. He became his confidential agent and broker, bought and sold Harlem, and made for himself a fortune. A year ago Mr. Sloane had some won't+ with Jerome the broker. Jerome said to him, "I'll be your master shortly." He kept his threat and when Mr. Sloane lost his position as president of the Hudson River Railroad, Vaderbilt said, " Toby han got money, give him the position ;" and ache was madeprenident of the road.  • A Mon