The Atherstone, Nuneaton, and Warwickshire Times. — 1884-08-30 (Atherstone, Warwickshire, England)

HAMLET'S BIRTIIPLACE FOR SALE.—Tho estate of "Feggeklit," on ihe island of Mobs, Denmark, is announced for sale by private contract. Tne fact is not ible, bseause iho ‘endor gives the asiiurance that, this estate was the birthplace " of that remarkable young man, Hamlet " and states that on it is "a hill with the grave of King Fegge, who was the identical individual slain by the young prince to avenge the 'most foul murder of his fai her."  HoLLOWAY Pmts.—The chief Wonder of modern times.—Tiiis incomparable medicine increases the appttite, strengthens the stomach, ele irises the liver, corrects biliousness, prevents Ilatuleiley, purifies the system, invigonttes the nerveB. and re-in-tates souiid health. The enormous d. mend for these Pills throughout the globe a-tonislies evetybody, and a single tiial convinces ihe most PO ptical that no meii,:ine equals H lloway's Pills in its ability t) remove all complaints ineid.mtal to the human race. They are a blessing to tie afflicted, and a boon to all that Libour iv der internal or external di-ea-ie. The purification of the blood, removal of all restraint front the secietive organs, and aperitive action are the prolific sources of the extensive curative range of Holloway s Pills.  TEST of capacity—" I remember," says is cot iospondent, " once breakfasting with M. Thicr, i'lv.r4 were six prefects at table. Cod WWI &Teed. L. 'niers took a large plate:ul. He then took tin oil-cruet, and poured nearly the whole of the contents over the cod. I was alarmed at seeing a,. iill Twin preparing to eat such a dish, and cull nor refrain from asking whether he was not afraid oi Icing hitnAelf some harm. 'No, no,' he replied; '1 want to show these gentlemen that I capable of governing, because I have an  A DAD third—An amusing incident &Turret at a small steeplechase meeting the other day. Ti first and second in a military race, being hard a. their horses, went on some way beyond the post before they pulled up. The bad third found not the slightest difficulty in stopping his animal :it once, and turned straight into the paddock. Bo when there he showed no signs of disinottn.ing-. "Get off !" the crowd cried; but he au as motto:, • less as a stone. "Won't you dismoutTE, and weiel• in, sir?" the clerk of the seales present suggested. 'rho rider only shook his head mournfully. At last the first and second home came into the paddock. and then at last he brightened up, as he turned t•. the riders, and said, " May I got off 'r" It ever occurred to hint that a third could dismount. and weigh bt.roJco the first an•l see n,l ;eel, is the force of disc:int:no in the miti•arynit I Alpdott-Gebitan f.rom Wittenberg who had settled In the United States, when describing his children, said, " They are all perfec.ly well, except that little boy who was born in America. I think I shall have to take him back to Germany, for I really believe he is languishing for his native air, which the poor child has never smelt at all," A GOOD story is told of an old Scotch lady, who, on the oceasion of an unfortunate minister g,ett in,. wet to the skin on his way to the church, replied ie her companion, who was about to proffer Lei Hid towards drying his garments, " Na, us, woman, ye n•,ed no lash yoursal ; wait ye a wee till he g. into the pu'pit ; he'll be dry enough there." Axtrurner and luxury Secne—Cottage of a Liteninernmir shepherd. Present —Minister, sleetherd'e wife, and shepherd's only " hopeful:" MiniAer: "Well, my little boy, what would you Ike to do ?" Boy: "Eh f" Mother: " T.,„ minister's wantin' tee ken whit ye wad like ta dac when ye're a man, Tammie.'"rammie; ercam tao ma parritch, the same's a hao on Sewbaths."—Bailie.