The Herald of Wales and Monmouthshire Recorder. — 1884-08-30 (Swansea, West Glamorgan, Wales)

SWANSEA. Morn. Even. Monday, Aug. 25.. 845 .. 9 1 Tuaeday „ 26.. .. 9 16 .. 934 Wednesday „ 27.. 9 5 .. 10 13 Thursday „ 21.. .. 10 30 .. 10 52 Friday „ 29.. .. 11 19 SO Saturday „ 30.. 023 Sunday „ 31.. 1 2 .. 141  "George," said a South-side girl to her bean, the other nigh., "here's a piece in the paper hauled "Ki.met." What does kismet mean "The word must be pronounced with the t silent N. -We", replied George, "Why, that would be 'Kim me" said Nettie, "With the greatest pleasure," rep'ied George, and he aid. A storm overtook a party of tourists moving across a lake in Scotland and threatened to capsize the boat. When it seemed that the ,r,.is was really come tbe largest and physically the strongest in the party, in a state of intenee fear, said; "Let =pray!" "No, no, my man", shouted the bluff old boatman, "let the little man pray—yea take the oar."  A little boy bad gathered a flower in the botanical garden in defianoe of the rules of the society. His mother, a stately end somewhat pompous dame, approached one of the keepers, leading the culprit with one hand and h Ading instill the flower in the other, and, in solemn tones, said, "This is the delinquent." "No, beg your pardon, ma'am," replied the civil official, "that there's a polyanthus." Admirals Courbet and Lespes at Foochow and and Keelung, and Admiral idiot at Taraatave. are engaged in one and the same task—that of founding, or attempting to found, a FrenchGriental Colonial -Empire. Like Germany and Itily, France is ambitious of emulating England in the character of a great colonising Power. Wherever wood can float one may hear "the oath of British commerce and the accents of Cockaigne ;" and now our neigh. hours are determined that the world shall not fail to hear the chlnticleering of the Gallic cock. Self-satisfied, self-conlident, defiant, the crow of the gallant fowl soars over the Eastern herniThere from Tientsin and Cairo to the capitol of the Malagasy&  . In conversation on the subject of some young ladies who had been suddenly bereft of fortune, Lady Morgan said, with an emphatic wave of her dear cld green fan; "They do everything that is fashionable 'imperfectly;' their singing, and drawing, and dancing, and languages amount to nothing. They were educated to merry, and, had there been time, they might have gone off with, and hereafter from, husbands. They cannot earn, their own salt, they do not even know bow to dress themselves. I desire to give every girl, no matter hlr rank, a trade—a profession, if that word plesses you better, cultivate all things in moderation, but one thing to perfection, no mstter what it is, for which she has a talent. Give her a staff to lay hold of: let her feel, 'This will carry me through life without chmendenee ' Yorkshire beat Derbyshire by ten wickets, at Bradford.  A. coroner's jury at Liverpool, hav returned a verdict of "wilful murder" against J. M'Quade who brutally kicked and butted to death a sailor, named Keogh, whom he met in the street.  • Lancaster- terrace, Westbourne Sark, Lotrion.—Mr 117---- will thank Mr. Davies to send by return a box of , Williams' Worm Lozenges, slim a boa of Davies' Tonle ' Lozenges. She his found them 80 efficacious with a etild of nine and,, half years, when other powder. and tablets have failed. It is a pity they are not more generally known. Mrs. W— tC1(1,9 atamps."— :el rI i ptom.—Any of the following symptconN indicate worm.; Variable appetite, fostid breath and eructations, pair.ein the stomach and head, sicknois, in incline of the teeth during sleep, dreams and restle..ess, picking of the noee, paleness of the countenance, bardnee, and fulness of the belly, slimy stool with occasional griping pains, mere particularly about the navel. +Stones in the aide, short dry cough, emaciation of the body, often mistaken for decline, nervowness, slow fever and irregular pulse, !sometimes faintneas, convulsive. often cauNing sodden death; heat and itehing about the antis, which of tee causes them to be mistaken for piles. dizziness, sore throat, and inflamation of the bowels. The above mptome vary according to the kind of wombs.— witseme (Pontsrdawe)