The Glasgow Chronicle. — 1849-10-31 (Glasgow, Strathclyde, Scotland)

MARE A GOOD DINNER—An Esquima ' East of Scotland Life, lO Edinburgh Life, 100 dining in a chandler's shop would be an alarming spectra Hercules Fire. 109 now deep in an oil jar' now stringing up bunches of Insurance co. of scerland. 100 candles through his teeth, like so many bunches of c ir- Mercantile Lite Life, rants. . . . But there is a tendency to roast beef in North-British `Fnire mil' Life, 'Old England; nay more, there Is a love of turtle tat, of North and West of Scotland, marrow-pudding; there is more of the north pole than of Scottish Life and Guarantee,....... the equator in an English appetite. We enjoy our after- Lnthrdlibin Fire and Life,. dinner nap, we love to dine abundantly. The vultures west Scotland Guarantee, when they get a feast of carrion clam to their throats, and United Deposit Assurance, then nod heavily above their banquet, so drowsy that they United Kingdom Lite. can be approached and easily knocked down. That is the Aberdeen New, AS. way to dine. Your ancestors may Stare out from their City and Suburban • " frames upon your dinner table; they are pale; it is the Dundee New light,—they are pictures, and cannot look aghast. Make a Glasgo'v, Paisley sufficient meal of soup and fish; add to its satiety of Perth New„ then fill up all crevices with pastry and fruits ; lIIIICELLANSOU throughout the whole mass percolate wine. Wine is our car- Commercial ...... bonizer, our agreeable substitute for blubber. An Arab host Pausntdoeef Scotland Malleable Iron once told a guest that he perceived a hair upon the rice then Eastern Necropolis, passing to his mouth. The guest rose and departed, because Forth and Clyde Canal, 100 his mouthfuls were inhospitably watched. It was no Arab, GGlGlani,gitot:rwehell,QFaneuinrterCOMPany 25 but an alderman, whose mouthfuls were once watched and recorded in a far more inhospitable fashion. This alder- Glasgow EqunitaLoan . 7 who carried to extreme the precautions against health Glasgow Royal Exchange, -am now advising, was one day at a feast. A large GlDittow Vilerwworks, established in another room, and when anything Gori,,,a Griwiet,a; ...... was put upon a plate for the good of the alderman's stomach, Paisley ".. a plate was sent with a corresponding benefaction to feed the tilitriltotns tkon,d Arcade, alderman's tub. The tub filled ; the alderman dined. The union Exchttr;:;llanKing,... alderman afterwards departed, and the tub was exhibited, West of Scotland Invests-containing a mess exactly similar to that which the festive guest took with him in his stomach. Soup, fish,blanc-mange -orter, ices, jellies, gravies, meats, salads, wines, vegetables, ilia. tarts, pudding,—who can depict bow all were interred. Take, then, these precautions in the way of dinner, your kitchens contain as many labelled spices, sauces, condiments as there are poisons in the • Pharmacopceia,' A let your cook make use of as many implements as an zebras—thread harness, Inquisition servant in the 'Book of Martyrs.' Let your Do. table be well spread. Live generously. Take a glass of Devine or two with dinner—a glass of some cordial may well Skeleton Zebras, Zebras—thread harness, be added—and three, four, five, or six glasses afterwards. zebras—spins, Eat to satisfy your palate, not your hunger. Eat of many Do. things; acquire *taste for rich baked pastry; and the more Blue pines—splits pressed, you. feel that your dinner would look filthy if you could Do. nee it altogether in a tub, the better is your chance:of in- Dresses—thread harness, jured health. The state of " vulturism" is, at any rate, at- Do. tamable, Eat until you are torpid, and enjoy an after. Do. Orange dresses, dinner nap.—The 24th number of the Pub/re Journal of Health, edited by Dr, Gavin. Damaalts—thread  forth-b. Ditto, Thirds, Ditto, Quarters, Ditto, Preference, North Staffordshire,— Paisley, Barrhead, and h. Scottish Central, Scottish Grand Junction,. Scottish Midland Junction, ...... Ditto, New, South-Eastern e Ditto, Nc-,v Stirling and Dunfermline, Wilsonton, Morningside, Coltness, Ditto, New,. Wishaw and York. Newcastle, and Berwick,— 1 Ditto, Ditto, York and Ditto.  'IN , to . shall . seconds, $lOO share, Loan. By th. my honour. 1.. sleeve at this singe. beer duels of uni verb disposed, however, to ch, challenger. Well, nut the) shooting ground, and as it wa, practised shots, the chances wen, mg distance and loading pistols wi. murderous conflict, pop went the eh,. bull's eye, and bang went the challenge. target; whereupon the seconds interfered, , the loser to book-up, and there the affair endo versal merriment of the otherwise pugnacious Bromberg." How TO