The Poole Telegram. — 1886-04-30 (Poole, Dorset, England)

MATRIMONIAL AMENITIES.  A decently-dreamed working man, who was amongst the applicants for advice at the Thames Police-court, stepped into the witness-box and said to the magistrate,"l want tosummons my wife." Mr. Luxhington What for? Applicant : She is always jawing me. (Langhter ) Mr. Lushington :Is that all you want the auminonm for? Applicant : Isn't that quite enough, sir? I tell you she is always jawing inc whenever I go borne, and I oan't live with her any longer. Whenever I return home from work, and can hardly manage to get my foot in the door, she commences jawing. Mr. Lushington : Well, what is it she nays to you, my man ? Applicant : She is always telling me she wishes I would get out of the place, for there are plenty better men about, and she could easily get one of them. This has been going on for some time, and last week I couldn't stand it any longer, so I says to her, "Why don't you go and get a better man if there are any about ?" After a lot more jaw she says, "I will," and then went away fcr .40t110 days. When I got hone from work on Wednesday night I found her at lio.ne. All I said to her was, "So you've come back not been able to find a better man, I suppose ?" That started her off, and between her jawing she up with a large basin and threw it at me with all her force. The basin caught ine on the forehead, and cut my eye, as you can see, sir. Mr. Ltishington : Did you do anything to her? Applicant : Well, she kept jawing, so I got hold of her hair and pulled it, but that did not make her stop. She told me this morning that she meant to give me another doing when I came home to-night, and that this time she would have a lot of better men ta back her up. Mr. Lushington :Is your wife here to make any complaint against you? Applicant: I don't know sir. I fancy she is not out to-day. (Laughter.) Mr. Lushington (to one of the warrant officers) : A caution to the wife. Applicant then withdrew. In the same court a ladylike woman applied to Mr. Lushington for a separation order from her husband, on account of neglect and cruelty towards her. At Christmas he violently smitulted tier, and on Friday night he had threatened to kill her. Mr. Lushington -1/ hat did he do that for? Applicant: Because he did not have a parsnip for his dinner. (Laughter.) %Ir. Lushington told the applicant that he would send an officer and caution her husband.  Henry and Ann Bright, hou superintmdents of the North Lmdon House for Aged Christian Blind Women, say that a new remedy has proved itself onailing; that rheumatism and neuralgia, have in very case been removed by St. Jacobs Oil—the remedy referred to, and that many old ladies, some them ninety years old, instead of tossing shout in agony, now enjoy good night's rest through its Influence. Mrs. Bright says she cannot say enough in its favour. —Sunday London Tined. St. Jacobs Oil is sold by Chemists at 28. 6d. a ,)ottle, or by post 24.9 d., from the Charles A. Voelger Company, sole proprietor, 45, Farringdon-road Lon. lon.  --At Dungsrvan, county Waterford, on Saturday, a man named Kearnes was arrested on suspicion of being concerned in the murder of Daniel Neil on the highway between Clonakility and Dunmanway, county Cork, on the 3rd inst. Another man was arrested at Cavan on Thursday on the same charge