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Product: NobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card with Envelope - Grown-Up Smoking Humor, Happy Birthday Card for Old Men - Men Stiff Joints C7038BDG FUNNY HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD WITH ENVELOPE You don't have to just live in Colorado to get a hit... As smoking becomes more accepted across the USA, it's ok to celebrate it! Quality humor will make your celebrant's birthday more enjoyable, allowing you to standout from all the other ordinary, boring greeting cards. It ships with a mailing envelope, so you can reach loved ones near and far. This funny birthday present for men will have fathers, grandfathers, and stepdads forgetting about their joint pain and appreciating your caring, accurate gift card. Don't delay, order this hilarious bday greeting now! These high quality, good as gold cards are printed on-demand (and we are very demanding!) in North America - some made in the USA, others in Canada. Many of our fabulous custom & colorful note cards are also available blank to appease one's closeted creative urges. You are able to make these blank and generic fold over cards more modern & unique to your work or office, write personal messages, or draw cute & fancy pictures...There are merely 7,000 hilarious, funny cards in the collection. No matter which foldover, stationery notecard greetings you choose, we strive for perfection - every card, every order, every time. Are you thinking a lasting impression is important? – ORDER NOW! Dare to laugh! INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Wishing you high times and a smokin' birthday! Happy Birthday. COVER SAYS - My Joints Are Stiff. You're Rolling Them Too Tight.
SIZE - Receive 1, men's birthday card with 5x7 envelope. This greeting card will fit all your birthday messages, photos, or cash. You can wish a happy birthday to friends and family near or far. Don't miss the chance to celebrate!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - For men who may have a few aches and pains... they'll be able to relate to this card! Whether for a grandpa, father, or best friend's birthday, this card's humor and durability is unmatched. They'll appreciate the loving gesture and likely be looking for a few ounces to go with it...
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional); Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact; The stationery is made in the USA and Canada NobleWorks Multicolored