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Because when you play with boogers, the fun never dies!
Zombies have very few redeeming qualities when you get down to it. They smell bad, eat people, and and always leave things lying around, like rotten limbs. BUT, they do have on major thing going for them – their boogers! Zombie Snot Fidget Putty looks like it could have been scraped from an undead nose, and you get to play with it…for therapeutic reasons. It would be a grave error to pass up on fun that never dies!
Be Prepared When Stress Rises Up
Zombie Snot Fidget Putty comes in a fun, cartoony zombie-themed tin that will make you giggle when life’s being a real booger. It’s small enough to fit in a desk, purse, or favorite hiding spot at home, school, or the office. When you have stress that just won’t quit, take out the putty and drop that tension like a sack of potatoes. The worries of the day will squish through your fingers wherever stress creeps up, and you’ll walk away feeling relaxed and collected in a way that only comes from playing with high quality stress relief toys like zombie boogers.
This crazy zombie gift is the perfect unisex gift for the family horror junkie or zombie fan. Surprise friends and family with pearly green stress putty that can take a bite out of daily stress. It’s a showstopping addition to care packages, gift baskets, birthday presents, Christmas stocking stuffers, or holiday school gift exchanges. It also makes an awesome Halloween party favor or costume contest prize!
Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.
FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY GREEN BOOGERS SAVE THE DAY – Challenging days can really eat at you, but this cool, green, gooey fun can keep you going. Squeeze and squish the putty through your hands until you’ve slayed the stress and are ready for whatever comes next.
STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – When a rotten day has killed your mood, grab some zombie putty and bring your good spirits back from the dead. Zombie Snot Putty is fun that never dies!
YOU KNEAD ZOMBIE SNOT FIDGET PUTTY – Don’t bite someone’s head off because your tension levels keep rising up. It’s important to keep calm when you feel like you can’t escape the stress. Play with some high-quality zombie boogers and you can survive a truly rotten situation.
WACKY ZOMBIE STOCKING STUFFER FOR ADULTS AND KIDS – Everyone gets stressed out from time to time, so Zombie Fidget Putty is a perfect choice for everyone on any occasion. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play with zombie boogers - because boogers are fun!
SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially formulated, green pearl putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. You’ll feel happier when you finally lay that stress to rest. Gears Out