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Product: Hallmark Shoebox Funny Birthday Card for Husband (Loved Me) Send wishes for an amazing day to your dear husband with a funny birthday card that keeps it real.
Front features sweet hand lettering with arrow, hearts, and star illustrations, and reads: "Happy Birthday to the guy who's impressed me, inspired me, supported me, loved me, pissed me off…" Inside reads: "Whoops! How'd that last one get in there?
Card measures 5" x 7.2" and comes with an envelope.
Hallmark greeting cards are made with paper from well-managed forests.
Shoebox greeting cards are the perfect way to make someone laugh out loud. These edgy, irreverent takes on life are surprising, hilarious, often inappropriate and always timely. Hallmark Loved Me

Product: Set of 24 Gold Foil Bulk Birthday Cards Assortment – Bulk Happy Birthday Card with Envelopes Box Set – Assorted Blank Birthday Cards for Women, Men, and Kids in a Boxed Card Pack A HAPPIER BIRTHDAY: Everyone loves birthday cards. But not those thin “bulk pack” ones that people usually throw away. You don’t want people throwing away the cards you give, so we created a 24pc set of bulk luxury greeting cards! Now you can grab one from the card box knowing your wishes are going to be cherished. A HAPPIER BIRTHDAY: Everyone loves birthday cards. But not those thin “bulk pack” ones that people usually throw away. You don’t want people throwing away the cards you give, so we created a 24pc set of bulk luxury greeting cards! Now you can grab one from the card box knowing your wishes are going to be cherished.
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