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Product: JPSOR 24pcs 158 Feet Fake Ivy Leaves Fake Vines Artificial Ivy, Silk Ivy Garland Greenery Hanging Plants Vines for Room Party Indoor Decor, Wedding Wall Decor Outdoor Good wedding decoration elements, making your wedding romantic and love forever.

Due to the raw material is plastic, our 24 fake vines may have some odor after unpacking, but this does not affect your safety. If you think the odor of our product is too heavy, you can choose the following ways to deal with it:

1. Hang the fake ivy in a cool and ventilated place for a few days, wait for the smell to dissipate, pay attention to avoid sun exposure.

2. Wash the vines in warm water, then air dry or blow-dry.

3. If you have sensitive skin or sensitive about the various odors, we suggest that you do a skin test before hanging the vines.If our product does not cause discomfort to you, the product can be hung directly. Size of ivy vines: 78.7 inches / 2 meters each vine leaf garland, with two sizes of artificial ivy leaves. Large hanging leaves: about 4.5 cm * 4.5 cm / 1.77 inches * 1.77 inches, small hanging leaves: about 3.5 cm * 3.5 cm / 1.37 "* 1.37"
Material of green vines: The faux ivy leaves are made of silk and the stems are made of plastic. There are 24 strands such artificial ivy vines.
Maintenance of fake vines：The artificial fake ivy garland is evergreen, and the silk hanging leaves are dense and will not easily be damaged or faded. The fake hanging leaves don’t need to be cleaned daily.
Uses of ivy garlands：Artificial hanging plants with LED strip lights can be used for wedding wall decor, artificial vines for bedrooms, wall vines for room decor, fake leaves for gardens greenery backdrop, party, swing sets, enchanted forest decorations, easy to install and disassemble.
Note: The artificial ivy vine is dyed and processed. It is normal for fake leaves to smell. Please put fake leaves in a ventilated environment after receiving them, and the smell will quickly dissipate. JPSOR Green

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