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Product: Subtle Butt Reusable Gas Neutralizers: 5 Activated Carbon Charcoal Fart Pads (April Fools Gag Gift)

The Problem

SBDs?
Cut the cheese?
Breaking wind?

Product Information
The Solution is Subtle Butt: reusable gas neutralizers. Does your loved one have smelly gas? Is the passenger in 12C stinking up the plane with his altitooties? Is the dog getting a lot of blame? Take the bad part out of the fart with Subtle Butt fart pads. We combined activated carbon, fabric, and adhesive to create the most effective fart pad on the market. Each pack of 5 Subtle Butt fart pads effectively filters the odor caused by flatulence. Simply stick one in the right place and you're ready for a chili cook-off or an all-you-can-eat Indian buffet. Giving Subtle Butt as a stocking stuffer is a great gift idea for your spouse, boyfriend or co-worker with smelly farts. Each 3.25" (8.5 cm) square filter is made of soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon and has a vast surface area for bad odors to adhere to and get neutralized. Two adhesive strips are strategically placed so you know which side attaches to the underwear. And at around 1/16" thick, you will never know it's there but you will be able to tell that it is working by what you don't smell.
Using Subtle Butt is easy:
1) Peel off 2 strips of adhesive, stick them to Subtle Butt and stick Subtle Butt onto the outside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
2) Go for it. Let 'er rip. Have at it. Cut loose. Break wind. Gas it up. But keep in mind that it only neutralizes what passes through it, so don't let any get around the Subtle Butt.
3) When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard the adhesive and place the Subtle Butt back in the sealed plastic bag.
**Tip for success: think of it like a water filter for your bum- whatever goes through it gets neutralized & whatever doesn't, doesn't.
Contains: 5 pads & 24 pieces adhesive
Measures: 3.25 x 3.25 x 1/16" (8.5 x 8.5 x 0.01 cm)

ODOR FILTER: Antimicrobial, activated charcoal pads filter odors from intestinal gas. It neutralizes any odor that passes through it, so don't let any escape around it!
DISCREET: Soft fabric-covered antimicrobial activated carbon pads are thin, discreet, disposable & self-adheres to clothing
EFFECTIVE: Best selling flatulence pad on the market
GREAT GAG GIFT: A waaaay better stocking stuffer or white elephant gift than actual coal
REUSABLE: Up to 6 months Fashion First Aid Grey