niryuu/sni-each-converted huggingface dataset:
My friends in the Obama cheering section get huffy about them , while filtering from their consciousness all the dishonest ads Obama has run - the demagogic DHL ad , the insulting computer ad , the cynical Rush Limbaugh ad , the misleading Social Security ad and so on . If one candidate has sunk lower than the other at this point , I've lost track . No , what disappoints me about the McCain campaign is it has no central argument .
Output: How would I describe this election cycle ?
But to the Modern Liberal who can not make that judgment - must not make that judgment - that would be discriminating . They have no explanation . Therefore , the only explanation for success has to be that somehow success has cheated .
Output: What may be the liberal's reason to not make the judgement ?
I don't believe anyone knew any better . The cheesecake was one of the first desserts that was eaten up . Ella's parents hadn't wanted this to be a time when everyone brought presents for Ella , so she invited her babysitter over the next day , and that was when we had cake . A slice of the carrot cake served as Ella's cake .
Output: Why did she invite her babysitter over the next day ?
After a couple weeks on our mountain bike vacation , we're home . We had to cut it a day short because my right leg started hurting again ... seems to be a muscle strain again . I'll get to the details of that in a few days .
Output: Why did she strain her muscle on her mountain bike vacation ?
So here is what I came up with to try to salvage the idea . I have no idea if any of you would be interested in participating , but what I had in mind was to accumulate a list of addresses , and put the bandanna , a copy of the list , and a bunch of stamps in an envelope and send it out to the first person on the list . Then that person signs it , puts it in a new envelope with a few of the stamps on it and sends it on .
Output: What is possibly the purpose of this idea ?
I woke up this morning in my nice and shiny Marriott hotel room in Santa Clara . I have been here since Monday morning . I brushed my teeth in a brown marble sink , showered and put the lotion on provided by the hotel .
Output: What was this person in the middle of ?
I was much more of an observer , and I would keep to myself . I was still friendly , but I would rarely initiate a conversation with a stranger . And yet , this happened : It was near the first of the year , and I was in need of a hearty meal so I decided to go to KFC down the street for some fried chicken and mashed potatoes . I get up to the register to order and I am greeted by a kid named Ronnie .
Output: Why did the writer get fried chicken and mashed potatoes ?
Oh and Craig ... I kid , fanboying for Craig too ) . Anyway we got up to London and our first stop was Forbidden Planet , where I managed to get a Spirited Away poster that both myself and Andrew had wanted for ages , so I was really happy - and Andrew was pleased I told him since he'd given up looking - tch . Next was Orbital Manga !
Output: What is probably true about the narrator ?
I like her . I'm pretty sure she was in band last year ( I wouldn't know about this year ) , and I think she was a freshman last year . My foot was hurting wicked bad when I went out for my last cart shift , and so was my knee , so I was limping all over the place . It was horrible .
Output: What may be different if the narrator was not hurt ?
At first I could see the uneasy look on Wee One's face as she sat with her peers instead of with me , but soon enough she was cheerfully telling everyone that zebras ate grass . I was surprised that ( 1 ) she remembered what zebras ate and that ( 2 ) she was so forthcoming with information in a new environment . I was so proud of her . Here's what I learned today .
Output: Why was the writer proud of Wee One ?
I guess I should be happy that I'm able to have this choice . I spent a long time with only an SVT/810 , and I got it back when they were cheap and nobody wanted them . So at least I have that going for me now . But common sense tells me that the big rig is wasted in a band where I can use a B-15 and have headroom ;) , and even though it doesn't sound quite the same , the combo does the job and does it great .
Output: What may be true about the SVT/810 ?
At 4 pm 22 people stood in front of Rep. Adam Schiff's office to vigil against the Iraq war and occupation . We stood outside on Raymond Ave to honking horns and supportive pedestrians . Seven of us walked up to the Representative's office on the 8th floor . We handed a staff person a copy of the book " Three Trillion Dollar War " and a letter asking Rep. Schiff to take more leadership in ending the Iraq occupation .
Output: Why did 22 people stand in front of Rep. Adam Schiff's office to vigil against the Iraq war and occupation ?
At one time I had two cats who would hiss and spit and tear about when the other came near . It was quite an impressive show of conflict . When I moved into a small house the situation became even more unpleasant . I was awoken in the night by furious , exploding encounters .
Output: Why would the cats act this way ?
My latest job is with Family Skill Builders and I get to be a so called super nanny for families in the DHS system . Even though I am an employee I still retain scheduling flexibility because they have no office and all client visits I schedule and are in client's home or at a DHS branch . In fact one of the job qualifications was to be a good self manager because you won't have someone looking over your shoulder ... that fits me ! I invested in a itouch ( business write off a perk of self - employment ) so I can sync my calendar from Outlook and listen to music of course .
Output: What may be the reason the writer applied for this job ?
He loves his family . Most days he would rather be home with us and experiencing all of this but he works very hard to make new toilet parts and a home in NJ possible . He sacrifices a lot of his me and I things and time for we time . And for that I am grateful . I am also grateful that he gets to stick his hands in two of our three toilet tanks and fix them and then replace our shower heads and faucets !
Output: Why does he do all this for us ?
I've gotten majorly lost . I've ended up in Nowhere , Pennsylvania . I used to drive down to D.C. on a whim . I love to drive , and I've come to a certain sense of acceptance when it comes to gas prices .
Output: What did I do when I got majorly lost ?
She decorated the whole church without me ( THE BRIDE ) and she told me that she was nt decorating until tomorrow and then she goes and does it today ! I AM SO FURIOUS ! Everything is now her way just like she wanted and it is no longer my day ... how do i handle this . my fiance did nt know that she was decorating today and she told him not to call me I AM MAD ! ! !
Output: Why did I visit the church ?
I'm just with a bunch of girls who scream every time they see a worm , and have their own nerdy little clique . Their idea of hanging out is sitting in the library and doing homework . Also , WTF .
Output: What may be causing the girls to scream ?
It was my birthday on 31st July . It was still 11:58 pm in the night when I got the first message from a friend Preeti . That was just the beginning ... . as the time passed by I got 5 more messages till 12:00 am .
Output: Why did the writer get messages around 12:00am ?
So this was the perfect time to get it . I got back to my seat and tried to finish up the socks I was working but it just wasn't happening . I spent a lot of time checking out what other people were working on , socializing , watching the game , and having fun .
Output: Why was I socializing ?
She made an excuse and left , dragging Colin out behind her , closing the door with a wink that required her to use every muscle in her face . " Not very subtle , is she ? " Dom asked when the door was safely closed behind her . Lavender shook her head and laughed , though it didn't seem to ease his mind .
Output: What may have caused Lavender to laugh at Dom ?
I got my mom's wedding ring reset . It was a tough decision for me to do it , but , I wanted a look that was more in keeping with what she had when she and dad got married as opposed to the sort of 70's looking ring they had made ... .in the 70's . I talked to dad about it first of course to make sure that he wouldn't be upset by me doing that . He was fine with it , he only requested that I give him the old setting back once I got it reset !
Output: What did the writer ask approval from their father for ?
And it's good to see Mr. Gus , who has affectionately head - bonked me in the shins repeatedly since we got back . Rediscovering my other clothes was swell . Discovering the penicillin growing in the coffeemaker I forgot to clean out before we left was pretty awesome as well .
Output: What might be different if the narrator cleaned out the coffeemaker ?
In that is where we should live and what career I want to pursue that will allow me to be happy and not force me to sell my soul to corporate america again . I miss the Army terribly but not the missions in which the Army is being used . So there is a brief and vague update of my life in case I have anyone out there still checking in on me . I have substituted daily anger with the love of a good woman ( finally ) , the technical with Art , and conflict with quiet observation .
Output: What may have relieved your daily anger ?
Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul . " Give me long hair , thin legs , toned stomach and killer eyes and I'll be happy . I want to be able to walk into my cupboard and have everything you could think of . Obviously that won't ever happen , I need a job to get me started , any ideas of an easy , well paying job ?
Output: What do I want to find a career in eventually ?
Omg it is so comfortable I just didn't want to move at all . It is the most amazing bed in the world . Anyways , because my stomach is one sensative mofo I was useless all of Sunday because it hurt so much from all the booze and puking and overall grossness . It was a bad scene .
Output: Will this person overindulge in alcohol again ?
I have been no poo off and on for 3 years now . My hair type is baby fine , oily at scalp , dry at ends , and somewhat wavy and frizzy . Recently I decided to try CO again and finally remembered that any time conditioner meets my scalp I get dandruff .
Output: Why did she go no poo ?
Earlier in the week , I heard a rhythmic scratching noise outside my bedroom window . Upon further investigation , I discovered it was a fat squirrel eating something as large as his head . The object was pale , cylindrical , and hollow . He left his chew toy behind on the front porch , so I investigated . The squirrel had been gnawing on a bone . The bone looked like a short section of femur with the marrow long gone or a rounded - off vertebra .
Output: What's a possible reason the fat squirrel was chewing on a bone ?
It's just ... you wouldn't understand . You're all popular and have tons of girlfriends and everything . You wouldn't know what it's like to have just one ... friend , that means everything to you . To have somebody who's always there , like your other half or something . "
Output: What may be the reason for his inability to understand the other person's social ineptitude ?
As of today , more than 6000 warriors have been discovered . The archeologists believe that there are perhaps as many as 10 000 warriors in the area . Other than the sheer size of Pit 1 ( larger than 2 football fields ) , the most amazing aspect is that each warrior is unique . They have different facial hair , body types , and even different footwear .
Output: What might happen after this story ?
I have been blurring my roles as a visual artist , writer , performer and speaker , consultant , advisor , and coach , exploring the application of arts - based processes to business . Over the years , I have developed what my friend , David Barry , calls " the art mind . " It is a way of thinking -- not just only looking at what is at face value , but also taking unexpected and curious detours , paths that an artist has learned to trust , knowing that each step is part of an unfolding process . It is an approach that delivers results that often exceed initial expectations .
Output: What may happen after I blur my roles ?
Just yesterday Johnny Depp appeared at the Disney showcase , and we found out he had not one , not two , but three new films lined up . One of which was playing Tonto in a Lone Ranger film . Now a rumour is out that George Clooney is interested in the role of The Lone Ranger . Those two together in a Lone Ranger film would be quite something .
Output: What's a possible reason Johnny Depp appeared at the Disney showcase ?
4 ) A month after being let go from my second job I left my wife of 23 years . To actually leave , thereby quitting on my marriage was an absolutely gut wrenching thing for me to do . 5 ) On the heels of leaving I learned , officially , that I was disabled .
Output: What happened after your divorce ?
My family's dog since I was in high school , Gingersnap , was put down this morning at 9:30 . Ginger was a big sweetie with a very expressive face , stubby legs with big paws , and a wagging tail that would beat you half to death . She was diagnosed with lymphoma last spring , and although she lived well with it for several months , she was starting to obviously suffer for most of the time .
Output: What may have caused Gingersnap to pass away ?
Nearly a week passed before the girl was able to explain what had happened to her . One afternoon she set ou from the coast in a small boat and was caught in a storm . Towards evening the boat struck the rock and she jumped into the sea . Then she swam to the shore after spending the whole night in the water .
Output: Why did the girl swim to the shore ?
I recently had the internet service in my home transferred to my name . My roommate had it in his name for ages . Since the internet had been down for a week , and had been giving us problems for even longer , and my roommate wasn't doing anything about it , I decided to have it put in my name . Now , I've found a sweet deal on high speed internet from Charter Communications , and I wish I had heard of this before I went with my current provider .
Output: What may have caused you to transfer the internet service to your name ?
I called the SPCA to make an appointment for my 16 week old puppy's third set of shots . They informed me that they will not give vaccinations unless the dog is spayed , and gave me an appointment to have her fixed . August 14th . At this time , she'll be 18 weeks .
Output: What may be the SPCA's reason for not vaccinating your dog ?
In retrospect , it wasn't sudden - it was a reaction that I had been suppressing for some time against the way men ran my faith , and men sat in power over me in the confessional and over intimate moments of my life when I felt I had to ask permission to seek fertility treatments and read harsh literature by the pope about being'selfish'for choosing such help . And it all came to a head at Mom's deathbed , when I looked into her eyes and wasn't sure what I saw , recognition or nothing . I know there were no angels that I could see , or departed family members she spoke to , and it made me doubt . It shook my foundations and made me doubt . And then the shoe dropped .
Output: How do I feel about religion after my mother died ?
It's part of Will's plan to drive his parents crazy . She manages to hold in the giggle until she's safe in Will's room , door closed , her back pressed against it . She covers her mouth with her hand but Will still wakes up , giving her a sleepy smile that makes her forget he's sick . He doesn't say anything , just quirks an eyebrow at her and she bounces across the room , into the bed . Carefully because he hurts more now than he did when she met him just two weeks ago and he hasn't had morphine in several hours .
Output: What may be her reason for giggling when she entered Will's room ?
But it just makes me feel unimportant . Unless I have something really important I almost always go out to his house to look after him or just cuddle with him if he's sick . It just doesn't feel like it's reciprocated .
Output: Why am I feeling unimportant ?
It's my first time ever . I have lost my virginity ... to consciousness . I fainted today after getting blood drawn from my arm . I watched the nurse put the air - like tubes in the backside of the needle and was questioning her about it . She told me the tubes worked as a vacuum and sucked in the blood .
Output: Why did the writer faint ?
Our neighbors brought home yesterday this tiny six week old corgi puppy . It looked like a little bunny . My son and I got to meet it and hold it ( it fits in one hand ) and the pugs got to give it a sniff too .
Output: What will the pugs do after meeting the six week old corgi puppy ?
He was suppose to arrive between 8 and 12 . At one Allan called and was told the original repairman had an emergency so they had to call another tech in to do the work so he was running behind . When the tech arrived at 4:30 Allan said to him " So you had to replace the other tech because of his emergency " . The tech responded " There was no other tech .
Output: What will Allan say to the repair man next ?
She is glad for the work , glad for the long days , glad that she is not followed . At night she returns alone to the Axiom , where they all say her name right . She doesn't soar over the looming piles of trash . She hasn't been near the truck in over seventeen thousand hours . Not since she flew away for the last time . She has only seen him once since then .
Output: What might be different if she did not have work ?
Belgian cooperation just built two toilets but have them pad - locked until they can teach the people how to use and maintain them . The goal is to build thirty in all and get the people to stop relieving themselves in the water they use to drink , wash and cook , i.e. the river .
Output: What may be the Belgian's reason for pad - locking the toilets ?
Early on , I was doing okay hanging out with Matt , Aaron and Ryan , and as the night progressed , the bar got pretty crowded . That's when I met Alberto , Andres , and Victor . Later on in the evening is when I met Sean . He complimented me in the bathroom while I was washing my hands .
Output: Why did Sean compliment the writer ?
Let's just say debit memos and I have been playing hide and seek with neither of us really seeking for months now . I was going to launch into a barrage of excuses , but there really just aren't any , and today should prove that . I told Karen I had a project , I confiscated the keyboard , and I let the phone ring more than once .
Output: Why is she dodging her work ?
Besides spending my time watching the news . My most frequent activity is just to go out and walk all over the place , especially DVD shops . If you will remember , my trip there was basically to stay there , not doing any tours ( though i would most love to ) .
Output: What might happen when you walk all over the place ?
It's been four days since I had it done . Surely the pain will go away soon ? If not , there'll be another trip to the dentist in my future . Little L goes to register at Kindergarten today .
Output: What may be your reason for planning another trip to the dentist ?
Let me just say that my boss is cool . All I did was ask her if I could take the rest of the day off for errands ad she was like'Sure ! Just make sure you log it in'I didn't have to find anyone to cover me or anything . Things are going well .
Output: What did I do after I logged in my time ?
She really liked this guy -- as a friend ... and when I went over to see her yesterday , she told me this . Now , my girlfriend has been through a lot for a 22-year - old and I am only 18 . But she told me she was going to pick me ... and she did this with tears in her eyes and everything ... I really felt bad about this , and kind of pissed off , because her " friend " had made her sucidal when he said that to her --- that he liked her .
Output: What did I do after she picked me ?
Little did I know until the night before , but my girlfriend's husband who ordered the tickets for us managed to get centre front row . We were so close that Piper was a little scared with the loud music and bright lights and hung onto me for dear life through out the entire show . My and my girls just before the show started The next few days weren't so much fun with Piper and Brett getting the " back end " of gastro and then it was my turn again . I can honestly say that I think gastro has hit our house 4 times over the last few months , and am now begging you to PLEASE STAY AWAY ! !
Output: Why did the writer's girlfriend's husband order tickets for them ?
He raised me on his own because my mom wasn't the best role - model and was more interested in finishing high school than raising me . I mean , my dad wasn't a saint , but he did what he did to give me everything he never had . For the first 13 years of my life I lived with my dad in San Francisco's Oakdale projects , 1100 block to be exact . My dad was more then a dad to me , he was more like my hero .
Output: What may have caused your dad to raise you on his own ?
Funky is leaving now in a couple of weeks to go work on farms in the north west or something . now he's all happy and his back is totally better . This morning i woke up and he started making a scene crying and bitching and could nt move . Then he starts telling me he has really been thinking about suicide lately and while he was saying it , i could nt help but think that it was some sort of manipulation .
Output: Why is Frunky not working now ?
Max was pissed that I didn't walk him though . He's too big , and he killed a dog down that road , so it's best he stay at home . It started to rain , so we only made it to the stop sign .
Output: What may have been your reason for leaving Max at home ?
Even if I don't have an active pimple , there are these little bumps that are just filled with nothing and makes it look like I have an uneven complexion . Then add to that the scars on my face and the oiliness :( I was really excited to go on BCP actually . I wanted to go on it since I was about 16 and now that I have and I had all this hope for a clear complexion I have to deal with weight gain .
Output: What ay happen if I stop taking BCP ?
I think I need to switch up putters and filling the wedge gap in my bag would be nice . Apparently , my putting style best suits a toe - down putter vs a face balanced putter , which I have right now . So , that might actually be the next purchase .
Output: What's a possible reason the writer needs to switch up putters ?
His mouth smelled like he had a midget with shit on his shoes dancing around in his mouth ! I refused to continue the conversation . I packed my belongings and told him that it was nice speaking to him , but I wanted to go and sit in my car , so that I could put on the AC ( and get some fresher air ) . We shook hands and I went on my merry way .
Output: Why would this person speak so disrespectfully ?
I'll have to make sure I have some cash first though ! You know , until I got this opp I didn't even know there we such things as tape drives . I thought tapes , of any sort had been wiped out long ago .
Output: Why will I have to make sure I'll have some cash ?
I actually ordered two dinners , so that I'll have something to eat tomorrow morning , since I don't have so much as an egg to fry for breakfast tomorrow . I ran out of rice a while ago ... maybe a week ago ... yikes ! Here are some stories that are not mine to tell , so I won't tell them .
Output: Where might I go shopping tomorrow ?
Luckily I noticed -.- ; My grandparents had gone out for Sunday lunch and I'm practically oblivious to everything but what's in front of me . I think my reaction was rather robotic :/ I just looked at the smoke , picked up the dog's water bowl that's by the back door and just poured it over it . That was it .
Output: What caused the pouring of the dog's bowl ?
At some point , I can finally see the doors - those three women are getting on the bus . Then , the doors close . The bus is full . Got ta wait for the next one . At that point , I just had to give up .
Output: What may have happened if three women had not gotten on the bus ?
Another thing I don't appreciate is the shooting games . Jon had bought this shooting game and one day I watched the little movie intro to the level he was about to play . It was imitating World War 2 and Jon was on the team that was going and killing the Germans . I had big issues with this .
Output: Why might I have problems with Jon playing a shooting game ?
It makes absolutely no difference to me , " P. bristled . " De Man's one of the fairest and most - decent men I've met here . Besides , if you want anti - Semitism , my first week in grad school , a Sterling Fucking Professor Emeritus of Romance Languages complained in a class how they were admitting too many'New York Jews'.
Output: What may be the reason for P. being bristled ?
On the trip home from Virginia , my husband and son pulled over & helped some people out of an over - turned vehicle . I wanted to hear every last detail . My husband handed my son a 2-year old through a window . " Did she cry ? " I wanted to know .
Output: What may have caused you to stop during your trip home from Virginia ?
I woke up before 5 all ready to run 10 miles . But as I neared my first mile , I was horrified to realize I'd already been running for 15 minutes . Which is way to slow to cram in 10 miles by 7 am .
Output: What did I do after my realization ?
Cleveland is not as bad as I imagined so far . I just hope I don't exhaust all the vaguely interesting things before winter . I found this teahouse called Algebra in a neighborhood called Little Italy . It sells overpriced tea and has lumpy cups that some local artist made and the chairs are made out of log slices and it reeks of incense .
Output: What may be true about the teahouse named Algebra ?
I just wanted to share with you my blessed day of God's favor in the ordinary that made it extraordinary ! I had a meeting on base this morning and then had errands to run on the base . I knew they would all be time consuming - waiting to see a Tax volunteer to help me file our taxes ( a job John usually does ) , picking up a prescription , and mailing a box to my beloved .
Output: What may happen when you're running errands on the base ?
My phone is in my office , my purse is in my office ... I have a house key on me cause there's one on the set of keys that my office keys are on , but I can't drive home ... I ran into a colleague and she told me maybe it was a drill . But luckily the blasted thing turned off after a min or so .
Output: How was the person feeling before they heard the news ?
If I knew I wouldn't have gotten in trouble , I would have said , " and a typical man is self - absorbed and thinks he's so much better than a woman without cause or reason . now get out and take your derogatory comments with you . " But unfortunately , I'm afraid I'll probably get fired or written up or something if I said something mean ( defensively or not ) to a customer . Especially one that comes in like every other day .
Output: What may have happened before I wrote this ?
My first day , yesterday , was awesome . Only had to get up 30 minutes earlier than usual , plenty of time for breakfast , coffee , getting kids ready for school or babysitter ( my sister ) . Lots of fun at school , etc etc no homework , blah blah blah . Today , the second day of school , I woke up in a time warp .
Output: What's one reason why the first day was awesome ?
Apparently another flight or two was cancelled and they were all placed on this one to DIA . Shoot . I wait in line at the service desk to see what they could do for me . I saw lots of people yelling and becoming irrational so I did what I always do and thank the person for being there and helping me out before I even talk to them about my situation .
Output: Why were people angry ?
Last night I finished reading the book Brilliant Interview which showed I could have answered a couple of questions yesterday better . This morning I had an interview for a Telecoms company in Clapham . Now initially I wasn't keen on the place because of the commute and half an hour longer working day . However the commute wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be , the area was nice and the building nice . The bloke who was interviewing me seemed very chilled and very friendly . We chatted a bit then he asked me some questions .
Output: Why did the writer have an interview for a Telecoms company ?
I arrived safe & sound without much muss'n'fuss . I caught up a bit with my friends & their dogs , ate some pizza , watched a cool flick and then fell asleep . So far , I feel at home . The pizza at Pizzicato I chose was the veggie pizza . It had the standard mozzarella and tomato sauce , but a nice addition were the pepperoncinis .
Output: Why did I eat some pizza ?
I really want to have everyday to mug as well ; I want to stop giving myself the excuse that I have to work at my own pace due to my schedule and in the case I don't score so well , I can't really help it because I have done my best out of what I can do . BUT I freaking don't want to see my efforts put to waste , or free so freaking stressed with the management of time . I can foresee myself pulling my hair out and crying due to stress nearing Promos if this all continues . I am going to try to solve the problem .
Output: Why can the writer foresee pulling their hair out ?
Okay so i was at my friend Kendra's house with my friend sam . We were playing around like always , and then Kendra pounced on me and her knee landed right on my ribs . At the moment i could not breathe and i was on the ground trying to mouth help me .
Output: Why could I not breathe ?
I was supposed to get a 100 calorie pack but had to eat half the bag of pretzels which is around 20 - 30 calories more . It's hard to be sure the exact number of calories so i'm a little bothered . I know the bag is 220 but i only had half so i m guessing 110 - 130 .
Output: Why was I supposed to get a 100 calorie pack ?
All the colors , chocolate brown earth and yellow - green budding trees , and the red shirt of a farmer in the distance , had a crisp brightness to them . " Are you tired , Fanny ? " he asked after a few minutes . " No , not at all - I ought to be , but somehow in such beauty I am refreshed instead of fatigued . " " Then let us go back slowly , and we can talk as we go . " She turned , keeping to a walk , and he came up with her on the outside .
Output: Why is Fanny refreshed instead of fatigued ?
Hillel left for Huntsville this morning . If all goes well , he'll be home Thursday night , otherwise he returns home Friday . This means that from September 1 - 18 , he will have been home a total of 4.5 days . Fall is his busy season which makes for lot of travel , but his schedule seems even more jam - packed than before .
Output: Why did Hillel leave for Huntsville ?
I love art in any shape or form ! Just give me a piece of muslin , a needle and a thread and see what I come up with . I don't use too many tools and love creating the old fashioned way .
Output: What is probably true about the narrator ?
Sometimes , the best of intentions get interpreted incorrectly . In fact , this morning on my way to work , I spent quite some time gesturing at a woman in another car and yelling , " Your tire is flat ! " before I realized that she couldn't hear me and was likely interpreting my actions in a threatening way .
Output: What would she think if her tire wasn't flat ?
My parents visited on Weds , Dad in the sporty BMW , Mum by train . We survived a day together , driving around in the beamer , and then came the point - driving down the Woodstock Road , and Dad sais , what's the best way to your house , and I say this way is OK , but the Banbury Road would be quicker , but we just past the last turn . So he does a U turn , there not being any oncoming traffic - apart from a cyclist . We don't kill the cyclist by a good yard or two . I am dying of embarrassment in the front seat , saying , " If you want to kill a cyclist , could you pick on one that is not MY BOSS .
Output: Why did the parents visit on Weds ?
It's not like I wasn't going to vote for him . Hmm . I suppose I had nothing better to do!That next and the following day I had the whole house to myself and felt ill from the muscle strain and wetness , so naturally I lounged naked and masturbated in new and exciting places . Ok , so I didn't , ( just in the old and dull places ) , but I watched a few movies and ate an entire box of spaghetti .
Output: How would you describe me ?
Maybe , it was on a picnic that you first fell in love , or maybe it is on your next picnic that you will fall in love with someone new . Scott's and I received a Picnic basket at our wedding reception . It was just 5 years ago we had to say goodbye to it and I've sent away for a new picnic Basket for our up coming get - a - way the first of Sept 2008 , I'll post about it then . So plan a get - a - way with your sweetheart it's never to late .
Output: What will probably happen after this story ?
Some of them told me they are voting Conservative , and some of them are clearly at a loss . One woman said that she and her husband are going on a cruise to avoid the whole question . While some Liberals are clearly fiscal conservatives in the Canadian context ( and note that both liberal and conservative have quite different meanings - much more to the left - than in the US ) others really believe in center left principles . The NDP could pick up their support all over the country . With a well run campaign and a little luck Jack Layton and a team of good candidates will be the spoiler in this election . As for me , well , I was going to get out the vote this weekend and on the expected by election day of September 8 .
Output: Why did some people tell the writer they are voting conservative ?
However there was one pair of black capris that I knew should fit me . They were very tight on me last year , so I thought , oh yeah they will definetely fit me this year . So I pulled them on thinking I could still wear these to work , but as soon as I had the zipper done up and let go , they dropped back to the ground . So in the long run .
Output: Why will the capris definitely fit me this year ?
I have not been getting enough sleep , so I want to yawn all the time -- but it's very difficult when your back spasms every time you try . And you know when you never get in that yawn you need to get that extra oxygen , you just keep trying over and over , even if it hurts . That's what I've been doing for two days now .
Output: What might be different if the narrator got more sleep/.
I remember elaborate " hot air balloons " we built out of baskets and string for our Beanie babies and the yellow car we used to drive around the plastic castle in the backyard playing " Mcdonald's . " I remember spending an entire week once living with my sister in a large refrigerator box that my dad brought us from work . We cut out holes for windows and loved that box to pieces . When my dad finally had to throw it away , we cried .
Output: Why did they build hot air balloons out of baskets and string ?
Lori , Gwen , and I took the Vocational dorm . We lit those big red strings of firecrackers off ( almost ) simultaneously and threw them through every gate of each dorm . It was freaking awesome . We didn't get as much of a reaction as we had hoped for , so we went back and lit off several Honduran bottle rocket ish fireworks . Travis had pretty good aim , getting them to go off right over the boys'dorms .
Output: What kind of people are we ?
I had Bio lab today for the first time . The professor showed up 10 minutes late , making me already have a bad impression of her , but she wasn't actually that bad . Very clear and helpful in answering students'questions and with a little humor too .
Output: What may have caused you to have a bad first impression of your professor ?
That makes it two away . Cabrera takes one in off the elbow and that makes it one on two out for Gutierrez . He lines one hard and low at Gordon at third . He plays it off the heel of his glove at third base . Cabrera running all the way makes it to third to make it men on the corners with two away for Casey Blake . He takes strike one .
Output: What may have caused strike one in Cabrera's baseball game ?
It reminds me of the nice hostels in UK . Super clean and you get to have your own bathroom for each room . Bonded with my bandmates in the afternoon for late lunch and caught up with sleep till 11 . we played at around past 12 for about an hour .
Output: What may be true about the hostels in the UK ?
I walked to the grocery store and forgot what I meant to get . After deciding on juice and advil , I got mad at people stopping directly infront of me and only got juice . Then I took this picture . I found a spider on my wall . I used my cup to catch it .
Output: What may be your reason for only getting juice at the grocery store ?
He took off in a flurry of great disgust . Kim and I shook our heads and decided to go ahead . As we rode down the narrow trail , I rang my little courtesy bell , feeling foolish . Needless to say , we made it just fine , although when we arrived at the crossroad of the main trails , we opted to leave the park and do the rest of our ride on the road .
Output: Why did he take off in a flurry of great disgust ?
Speaking to the Wall Street Journal today , Steve Jobs announced that Apple's AppStore is doing very well indeed , totting up some 60 million downloads from the site so far . In monetary terms , the downloads come to around $ 45 million , with the revenue of the downloads split between Apple and the app developers 30/70 . If this continues , Apple stands to bank at least $ 360 million a year in new revenue from the AppStore . " Who knows , maybe it will be a $ 1 billion marketplace at some point in time , " said Jobs in the interview .
Output: Why are they so interested in talking about Apple Appstore ?
" So I got up and started to get ready for our hangout . I grabbed a handful of Chex cereal to tide me over until we got dinner and then started choking on said Chex cereal . Not just like , coughing and feeling embarrassed that I had choked on goddamn cereal . No , my throat completely closed up and breathing became a real concern .
Output: What caused your throat to swell up and make you choke ?
My throat is raw but as yet not infected so I apparently have a virus . However it's wreaking havoc with my asthma so I wound up having a nebuliser ( it's like a session of a super - concentrated inhaler ) to help open up my airways . They work but they leave you feeling a little shaky afterwards .
Output: What may have caused your throat to be raw ?
Oh , and , remind me never to go to Target on a Sunday ... especially if it's the day before college starts ... it was like i was on the SSU campus or something . wow . crazy .
Output: What may be your reason for not going to Target on Sundays ?
I'll have chocolate cake in the morning , I'll have M&Ms all day long and then I have my horse . " [ laughter ] " So , I'm rollerskating along and what do I see but a train . Love trains ! So I stopped and took off my skates - it was one of those that you turn and get to keep your shoes on underneath - and I walked in and looked at this train and people were running around in uniform and shouting and this is really exciting , they were making a real movie and I was watching .
Output: Why did the writer take off their skates ?
After , I had to take him over there so she could see him and then she was fine . She adores him . Speaking of my littest monkey - I'd like the retract the statement that she will turn me gray by two and change it to she will turn me WHITE by two . An example and a damn good safety lesson for us ... We got home and Brad carried her into the kichen in the bucket seat .
Output: What can be assumed about the narrator's child ?
I fell asleep and took a nap , and I had a dream we were trying to hide in Costco overnight . There was a mix of my school and church friends there . First we tried to hide behind these mattresses , but the security guards would shine lights on us and yell at us , and we would just scatter to a new hiding spot . I finally decided on climbing their huge metal shelves .
Output: What do I like about Costco ?
But what is really a darn shame is that I have a much better personality than Gabby . When it comes to caring about others , I come out on top . When it comes to creativity and good ideas , I am the queen . When it comes to sense of humor , I got the goods .
Output: Why do I got the goods when it comes to sense of humor ?
Natasha hummed quietly as she strolled around the grounds close to the villa . The warm early morning sun was bright and felt good . After being confined inside for so long , Natasha enjoyed the fresh air and warm sun .
Output: Will Natasha go back inside the villa this evening ?
Everyone tells me not to worry because she's a big baby so she's obviously getting enough to eat but I'm her mother and it's my job to worry . I'm very good at my job . After dinner though , I let Charlotte walk around with me holding her to steady her . She's gotten so good at taking steps recently .
Output: Why does the writer say she is very good at her job ?
Apparently I signed up for a credit card through citibank sometime in 2005 . I sort of remember doing this , but either never got the card in the mail or threw it away as soon as it came in . I would get statements from time to time , but usually just threw those away too .
Output: What would happen if I never use this card ?
I sat in the corner and watched the night unfold . He dedicated " Roll to Me " to me , as it's now Our Song . A woman asked , " You two married ? "
Output: Where did he dedicate " Roll to Me " to me ?
He agreed , but first wanted to dial into my computer , after which he giggled at my desktop background , which I happen to love : I , getting pissy , said " So now you know I'm Catholic " which seemed a cue for him to launch into his own views . You'll be glad to know that he believes in God , Jesus and the second coming . He seemed surprised that Arthur and one daughter are atheists and that I hadn't made them Catholic . I said " It's a free country " and that seemed to stump him .
Output: What may have caused him to be surprised about Arthur and the daughter ?
I'm pretty excited i'll be living close to my cousin though . I just hope me and my roomates get along fine . I was gona go out to ibar tonight but i m not in the mood to get wet lol . I went and hung out with josh last night and i saw trotsky for a lot of the day . so that was fun .
Output: What may have been your reason for not going to ibar ?
She wanted to be a makeup artist . Shortly after high school , it dawned on her that she should move to New York . " I just woke up and something just clicked in my brain , " she said .
Output: What was probably true about the narrator before this story ?
I was cutting a stale bagel in half this morning and wound up cutting off a piece of my finger . Like , the pad of my left middle finger was sitting there on the knife . Izz was a hero and gave me water and sugar and went to the store for gauze and called his mama to find out what to do . It doesn't hurt , and it didn't bleed all that much , and now that it's all wrapped up and I can't see it it's not making me all panicky ... but I did have a lot of adrenaline going and I was freaked out most of the day . I wound up not doing any of the errands I was supposed to do today .
Output: What might be different if the narrator wasn't cutting a bagel in half ?
But also there's my waist , and my bust , and my calves . The negative : now people really know that I'm fat ( as if they didn't before . ) The positive : now they know what my fat really looks like , and that I don't expect them to be scared of it or repulsed by it . This isn't meant to be a fat manifesto ; I don't speak for all fat people's experiences because I can't .
Output: What's a possible reason people now really know the writer is fat ?
She is going to adapt some learning things more towards him . I'm so happy with her . Skylar was showing her his backpack and all his new supplies . I really think her coming helped ME out more than anything .
Output: What's a possible reason Skylar showed someone his backpack ?
Looks like one of the routes stops a mile and a half from home . That's about 10 minutes by bike . The bus driver showed me how to use the bus carrier . Mileage : 10.6 miles total , time spent about ... 2 hours , though it was almost 4 hours from leaving to returning home .
Output: Why did the bus driver show me how to use the bus carrier ?
I guess I can say that they took the time to be my friend , and that's what makes us last . Today i went and reread my myspace comments and just laughed at what we wrote to each other . Sometimes I wish I could do that again and be myspace addicts again . Nursing school now is just awesome , but it makes me nervous to think of all the things that will happen after this year . i just don't know what life has in store for me and I hope that it's all good .
Output: What may have been your reason for looking at your myspace ?
All but 15 Republicans voted against the act . However , the bill was dead in the water shortly after passage as it lacked the 60 votes it needed to pass the Senate , and would have been vetoed by President Bush if it ever did reach his desk . This fact helped lead to this week's second development which I will discuss a bit later . First things first .
Output: Why might President Bush veto the bill ?
Or maybe I should say that it's been in a frame in the seven bedrooms I've had in the past ten years , which somehow seems more impressive . :) I had to pop it out of the frame and scan it . Which I should also do for five hundred other photos I own . Today , as I mentioned , flew .
Output: What may have been your reason for popping it out of the frame ?
DX DX DX Cause we really need that in order for the pictures on Thursday ! D : D : D : OH ! And if anyone has the chance , you got ta make sure to go check out " Believe " by Staind . Because it IS the Kamina song !
Output: What's a possible reason this song the Kamina song ?
I would post the rough pencil for this one ... But there is no rough pencil ! I was scraping the cartoon barrel last night , hating all the ideas in my sketchbook . Taunted by my gray , pencil lined mediocrity and a looming deadline , I ducked out to procure some caffeine from the cafeteria , came up with this idea , scooted straight back to my drawing board , took a deep breath , and started inking . Took me about an hour .
Output: What's a likely reason the writer procured some caffeine ?
I find it interesting that after I insisted that he go off the damn psycho meds that he returns to normal and is deemed " in remission . " I think the meds were keeping him " out of remission " , and that my theory of he never needed those meds to begin with is validated . Who cares at this point , he's the same old Fred I know again and that s all that matters to me . And the nice thing ?
Output: Why did the writer insist that he go off the meds ?
Nikki went to Madison Bread Company to order a chicken caesar salad , she asked for it and the lady asked what would you like on that ? Aren't chicken caesar salad's pretty standard ? She also got a Mr. Pibb to drink . Nacho order a panni combo from the Madison Bread Company .
Output: What's a possible reason Nikki ordered a chicken caesar salad ?
So they cut me back to half time and told me I could apply for the career practitioner position , or the office administrator position . After taking a day or so to think about it , I decided that I did train to be a teacher and I would get back to that . So , I got an evening class back at MacEwan , and a couple of interesting possibilities elsewhere . The contract work rat race begins again , but I'm looking forward to it .
Output: What may have caused you to switch positions ?