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A regular snoozefest..... . This is a dumb boring movie. I actually think this movie would be better to watch in 2d than 3d. The 3d in this movie sucks badly, and in order to really appreciate the campiness of the bad acting, direction, characters, and storyline-- one must not be waiting in eager anticipation for 3d scenes that simply do not deliver.     If you are looking for good 3d--PLEASE DO NOT BUY THIS. THESE "REVIEWERS" WHO REVIEW THIS MOVIE EITHER HAVE AN AFFILIATION WITH THE STUDIO THAT RELEASED IT OR SIMPLY HAVE NOT REALLY EXPERIENCED ANY GOOD 3D MOVIES AND ARE JUST REVIEWING OUT OF IGNORANCE.     The field sequential in this movie is horrible, due mostly to the fact that so much of the movie takes place indoors- inside small cramped looking rooms that do not offer up any depth of field!! I dont care if the entire movie is shot in field sequential......if there is no depth to the picture...then there is no REAL 3D!    If you are looking for BEYOND EXCELLENT 3d, then get yourself a copy of "Alien Adventure", "Encounter in the Third Dimension", or "The Haunted Castle". I have reviews of all these movies movies in my profile.....    I love horror, I love 3D, and I love cult and B movies but this movie just could NOT hold my interest for long.   I have stopped and started it 3 times since I have received it, and have yet to finish the end of the movie.     Again.....maybe in 2d--but stay away from the lousy 3D version.  It downright sucks
Output: NEG
hilarious yet still gross . i bought the movie because i needed something stupid to watch and it is just that.  i enjoy stupid funny movies at times and so whenever i am feeling down i put this in and it helps me out.  there are some gross parts of the movie just like in the show, but you would expect nothing less from the group
Output: POS
Outstanding production . This is an outstanding production that I seriously recommend. Saint Sains wrote many operas that are totally neglected today. Many of them had historical themes and were completelly out of fashion when Wagners "fantasy operas" ruled the opera world. Lets hope we will heare more of this brilliant composers neglected operas
Output: POS
Very Disappointing! . I bought this hoping it would be a thorough historical, architectural and artistic explanation of Chartres, and it really provides very little of such information.  It's mostly an hour of repetitive visual shots accompanied by chants.  Really a waste of money
Output: NEG
Kind of Slow, but give it a go! . This movie starts off a little slow, but definately picks up pace. Its a great 80's movie and moreso timeless for anyone who has experienced love and heartbreak for the first time. It reminded me of my first High School romance. Many scenes are quite comical, and Cusack does not disapoint. Worth watching, you are sure to give a chuckle or two, at least watch it to make fun of the 80's fashion trends
Output: POS
Beautiful Film . Most likely this review will not be very helpful to anyone, but I wanted to comment on how beautifully done this film is.  I am a long time U2 fan and had seen Rattle and Hum, but didn't get around to purchasing the DVD until late 2005.  The fact that the music is wonderful is a given, but the cinematography is just astounding.  I love how you get to see everything from every point of view.  You get to see what the band sees on and around the stage, including the breathtaking sea of fans.  You get to see what the fans see -- the spectacular lighting and silhouettes.  You get to hear what the guys think and feel off-stage as well as on.  And of course you get the passionate music.  The film is as beautiful to watch as it is to listen to.  I couldn't ask for more
Output: POS
SNEEZES, SEX AND HAM AND CHEESE ON RYE . This is a deliriously silly little movie, but it's fun to watch.  Kim Basinger utilizes her breathtaking beauty to its fullest as she discovers the joys of becoming human, from sneezing to sex to ham and cheese on rye with mayo.  Basinger's comic timing carries the movie, and even the usually disposable Dan Aykroyd's performance is comic and he and Basinger have a good chemistry.  There are some delightful sequences, e.g., when Kim has to discover how to kiss, her alien ally shows her films of several different types of kisses, and when she has to have sex, she does a sensual striptease replete with windblown hair and all.  Jon Lovitz is around for comic relief as Aykroyd's bachelor brother, and it's all mindless nonsense; it's also quite entertaining.  Basinger is a blast
Output: POS
swallow . The expectations for this film were high- a good cast and a promise of a remake of an old movie using today's technology.    Alas- the movie was disappointing. The characters were not developed and the were quite flat.  The action starts very soon in the movie (the wave striking the ship) and thus there was no opportunity for them to develop.  The course of the movie did not allow for any significant development.  Moreover, the special affects and all the action are not very well tied together or simply not believable. For example all the surviving passangers, including a young kid prove to be record swimmers that can hold their breath for a long period.    It is a pity as if the script was a bit better and more developed the film could have been enjoyable.
Output: NEG
oh God, why?!!!! . I remember this movie being really, really fun and great when I was 9. My wife wanted this for our video collection and I hate myself for buying this movie. All I need to know is why she wanted this today! If you have kids, which we do, they'll enjoy this for the first time, but after words they'll be as bored with it as I am. If you are looking for nostalgia, this is the movie, but if you are looking for a good dust collector, buy it quickly
Output: NEG
Film: 4 stars, DVD: 1 . I preface all of my DVD reviews with the following note: There are more than enough film reviews on Amazon.com and, quite frankly, it's a bit ridiculous. A person can scroll through scores/pages of reviews without reading a single sentence about the quality of the DVD. If you want to review or discuss a film, go to IMDB. If you're reviewing the DVD, speak to the qualities (or lack thereof) of the audio and video; mention your opinions of the plot, acting, etc. but please don't write an essay!    Now, on to my review of The Ghost and the Darkness on DVD.    I remember wanting to see this movie when I was younger (when it was first released), but it wasn't until my sophomore year of college that I bought the DVD in order to write a term paper comparing the film to actual history. In terms of Hollywood, it's fairly accurate. The film itself, as entertainment, is great (it seems some people are analyzing it as if it were a documentary???). I'm a fan of both Douglas and Kilmer; they're fine here, but they've definitely done better work elsewhere. The plot moves along nicely and creates some definite tension and suspense. Additionally, the photography is beautiful and the soundtrack is great, too.    Now the bad news: the DVD sucks. Period. And I'm not even complaining about the lack of extras here. The transfer is absolutely criminal, and those responsible for it should never work on another DVD project ever again. The print is clear and solid, but the aspect ratio is not correct AT ALL. I was mortified when I popped it into my player, only to be rewarded with a distorted image. Absolutely shameful...This film deserves a new anamorphic transfer in its original aspect ratio.    VIDEO: C-  AUDIO: A  FILM:  B
Output: NEG
Get This DVD! . I am a second grade teacher and always looking for creative ways to supplement my lesson plans on the planets. Children don't easily identify with planets, since they are spheres that cannot be seen in their daily lives. Children usually respond to the colors, but never really connect with them. Now, with "My Fantastic Field Trip To The Planets" the planets all have faces, personalities, and the undivided attention of my class. The show transforms the planets into memorable characters. It really has helped my students to remember not only the names of the planets, but also detailed facts about them. I have recommended this DVD to our school district, for I feel that it should be part of the regular curriculum. The DVD is so wonderful that it can be enjoyed outside the classroom as well and give children a real head-start on learning the planets and developing a passion for astronomy.
Output: POS
Good compilation of live show, with Promo footage to boot . The Anthology is a very good collection of 3 live shows from Bruce Dickinson's, pulled from many sources.  DVD ONE has Tattoo Millionaire tour live footage (DIVE DIVE DIVE), and Skunkworks Live. The DIVE video is poor quality shots, and the sound is not the greatest.  My favorite is the Skunkworks footage.  That album was probably the best of his first three solo albums in terms of musicianship and variation from maiden.  It's good to the footage done when it was still fresh, and laugh at Bruce trying to be "alternative".     Disc two is just Scream for Me Brazil in yet another package.  Good song set, playing Bruce's best solo work ever (Chemical Wedding Material), but it's too bad that the sound is poor and video is cut from video feeds from the crowd screens.  Pretty disapointing disc, could have been left out, made the package cost less, and no one would have missed it.  This keeps this DVD from getting 5 Stars       Disc three is the cool best part of this package.  The promo videos are just nice to have in one spot. The Tyranny of Souls promo video is interesting, and where else are you going to find the Samson footage.  All of the videos also have an intro option with bruce dickinson describing the story of each video (like knowing the "Tatooed Millionaire" video was directed by the pink floyd "Learning to Fly" directory...now the connection is made).  Nice job with the last disc.     Overall, I feel the skunkworks video and the Promo material are the best parts of this collection, and make it worth the 10 dollars I paid for this.  I would suggest to all to try an pay under 20 dollars for this collection, because the bulk of these DVD's is filler on disc two, and I would feel ripped off by it.       If you have been a long time maiden/dickinson fan, get this anyway.
Output: POS
Where's my fabricated half inch pipe? . This movie is excellent, and probably much better than any subsequent work done by Moore. My kids love it, especially his lamentation in the bar after being fired. I have to admit that I never was a big Moore fan - his work done with Peter Cook was a bit offensive, and this movie proves that humour need not offend.    Mark Fredericks esq
Output: POS
Blue . I don't know how familiar I can say I am with Krzystof Kieslowski. I've seen 2/3 of "The Decalogue" his ten-hour masterpiece and now I've seen the first film in his three colors trilogy "Blue." I think anyone who sees a film by Kieslowski will have a hard time disputing that he was one of the great directors. He's not credited as being one of the great directors, but he is credited as being a great director. Hopefully, in the years to come, his brilliance will become acknowledged. "Blue" is a strange film...It doesn't follow the typical rules of storytelling. It has a plot, but the images it uses play as big a part in telling the story as the plot does. Then there's the music. Rarely has the music been as important to a film as it is to "Blue." Juliette Binoche (who won a French Oscar for Best Actress for this role) plays Julie, a young woman whose husband and young daughter are killed in a car accident. Julie was in the car, but made it out alive. Once she heals up, she finds herself being badgered by friends and composers for her husband's last composition (her husband was a famous composer). The movie's turning point comes when Julie calls an old friend that she knows is in love with her. After they do their thing, she moves into an anonymous little apartment building in the hopes of escaping everyone she knows. She fears being hurt again and decides to have no friends, no acquaintances, and no family. Then, in a Kieslowski-like turn of events, she meets her husband's pregnant mistress. There are a lot of movies about people losing loved ones and trying to deal with it. In Kieslowski's hands, however, this formula seems fresh and new. There's no denying that Kieslowski and his co-writer Krzystof Piesiewicz understood the human condition and humans in general. None of the scenes in the film feel artificial or unneeded. Kieslowski doesn't waste time filling the screen with pointless scenes, but has it shaved down to the essentials. As I said, this film is very different. Unique would sum it up quite good. While I'd be lying if I said I understood the significance of this, there is something he does in the movie that I was quite fond of. In certain scenes, while Julie is talking usually, loud music will begin playing and the screen will fade to black. After a few moments, we fade back into exactly where we were. While I haven't seen the other films in the trilogy quite yet, I'm looking forward to them. Any fan of foreign cinema should see this film...If you haven't yet discovered Kieslowski, you need to.    GRADE: A
Output: POS
A good soundtrack in search of a movie. . About the only thing this movie has going for it is the excellent music. The producers of this film are out of their mind if they expect any viewer who's not screwed-up in the head to feel sorry for the two stupid main characters just because their sick, incestuous, and adulterous lifestyle is incompatible with the world they live in. If you want to leave your entertainment center in a good mood, don't watch this
Output: NEG
Excellent! . Great exercises. Well worth the money if you intend on using it.      I never work out while watching the DVD but certainly integrate the exercises on this program into my routine with positive results
Output: POS
Tauhidul Hoque . These are the 9 season bundled together, so plan on buying 2 more sets later. Good deal at $99
Output: POS
lady in white . Not that attention-holding.  Plot seemed to drag on too long before coming together,as best it could.  Realism just never made it. Disappointing.
Output: NEG
Seriously people this movie is funny . Other reviewers that dont get the humor and take this as a serious movie need to LIGHTEN UP! Seriously this movie cracks me up and I dont get sick of it. I've watched it several times and it still makes me laugh every time. If you are a stoner you'll probaly "get it" a little better and be laughing at these two clowns as they do bust out tons of funny catch phrases, but it is what it is, a stoner comedy made for stoners to laugh at. If you like these type of movies this one is pretty original for what it is and definitely worth adding to your collection because it isnt one of those "watch it once and you're over it" movies it stays funny
Output: POS
Not heavenly but definetly a dog !!! . Joe Camp should hang his head in shame for making this piece of trash. I assumed it would be good because he has made good clean family films before. This ain't one of them. This film has indecency in it and is not fit for family viewing. Don't waste your time or money
Output: NEG
Flyboys=Pearl Harbour...No redeeming value except as a clear illustration of how NOT to make a combat flying film . This stinker comes close to equalling that gigantic bomb from 2001 "Pearl Harbour" starring Ben Affleck. The acting is wooden and forgettable, the action sequences are humorous at best, and the direction is...well, let's just say, director Tony Bill has apparently picked up his directing chops while starring in "Barb Wire". The directing style seems to be...throw in as much loud music as possible, add a heaping helping of a lame love story, toss on some of the worst, most embarrassing lines imaginable, and let's not forget those all important CGI effects and what you end up with is the worst/funniest depiction of WW1 flying action since the Three stooges.     If you want to watch REAL WW1 flying action with REAL WW1 biplanes, check out "The Blue Max". That movie used real WW1 vintage aircraft, that actually have weight to them and do NOT perform impossible flying stunts that the Blue Angels do not even attempt using FA-18 jets.     Pacing is terribly frantic, music is insufferable, character development and construction of any dramatic impact is non-existent.    Pass this one by, unless you're willing to spend 2 hours viewing an all too typical expensive, wasteful, useless, hollywood blockbuster bomb
Output: NEG
Very silly . Legend of the Eight Samurai is just as bad as you'd think it should be. The plot bounces around in a most confusing fashion, but who cares about what's going on, anyway? The word Samurai is interchanged with Ninja in this story. The cast includes such characters as The Princess, Necktie Ninja, pantsless Samurai, unloved lady ninja, Elvis Samurai, The Evil Queen, the old lady who tears her own face off, and a bevy of poisonous women. Throw in tentacles and glowing blue balls, and the MST3K-style jokes happen all on their own. For ease of comprehension, all you need to remember is that the way of the Samurai is death, and expect a final deathcount of Shakespearian proportions
Output: NEG
FUNNY ROMANTIC COMEDY WORTH WATCHING . Barrymore and Fallon work well together in this sports nut romantic comedy. One of the better ones I've seen in a while. A good DVD transfer  and some funny extras make this a good buy
Output: POS
Bound ( A movie you bound to have ). . If  Drama, suspence, a little humour and an impressive story line is your thing, then you are BOUND to like this movie.  Two  ladies ( sort of ) swindles the mob over two million dollars...drama unfolds from the begining throughout the movie keeping you at the edge of your seat.  P.S warning there is a little lesbian scene that deterred my mom from watching the whole movie ( however this was early in the film )
Output: POS
Beware of this company . Never buy anything directly from this company.  Only buy it from Amazon.    This company will use your credit card for things you did not order and refuse to credit you.    I ordered a sample of their whey protein with my order.  They sent me a whole box of it and expected me to ship it back to them at my expense, or I would be charged!
Output: NEG
Beautifully Filmed But For Me A Waste of Time . I recently saw Brideshead Revisted which I found completely wonderful. It was perhaps one of the most enjoyable and captivating films I've ever immersed myself in.     So, hungry for more Evenlyn Waugh (whose books I read in a college course that was based exclusively on his work), I found "A Handful Of Dust" at my library and figured I'd give it a try. Since the same author wrote it and the film was made by the same film people as Brideshead I was filled with anticipation.     My wife and I watched the first hour or so one night and while it had some good moments, and was certainly beautifully filmed, we were left cold by it. But we figured maybe after that the movie would develop.      So we decided to continue it the following night. Big mistake!     I only wish I could get back the time I wasted on it. While I don't expect "Happy endings" in a film (Brideshead certainly didn't have a "Happy ending") the ending in this story left me in disbelief.      Since I didn't read this particular book by Waugh and didn't know its ending, I was completely unprepared when the credits started rolling that the movie ended as it did. I was amazed by the stupidity of all I had just witnessed.      I thought the story would have been much more interesting to see if Tony would "toughen up" a little, transform and grow from the circumstances of his "captivity" rather than just look like a pathetic fool.      Perhaps the only redeeming aspect of the movie was watching Brenda get what she deserved, still it wasn't enough to justify watching this film.      This film was basically a "series of unfortunate events", with myself feeling most unfortunate of all.     My wife to her credit fell asleep during the last part of the film and used the time more wisely than I did.       Compared with a film like Brideshead Revisited, where the characters really developed throughout the story and took on a tremendous amount of depth, This story, was full of one dimensional characters. Dressing these characters up with beautiful costumes and scenery, well written music and excellent cinematography still didn't save the story from being like a bad "twilight zone" episode.     If you look up my reviews, you will see that I don't go out of my way to give bad reviews, but I was so annoyed by the time I wasted I felt I need to share this. Of course I have just wasted more time in connection with this film by now writing this review, but I felt maybe I could spare someone else the wasted time.
Output: NEG
Oh no...it finally happened. Leslie Nielsen in a bad parody! . I am a big Leslie Nielsen fan. I first saw him in the Naked Gun series, which I thought was awesome, then I saw him again in Wrongfully Accused. I was so enthralled that I acquired Airplane, which seems to be a highly praised movie with him in it.    I had thought he could do no wrong, but he really disappointed me here. What is wrong with this movie? EVERYTHING you will see in here are things you have already seen in other Leslie Nielsen comedy movies. There are times that what will happen becomes so obvious that it's painful rather than funny. For example, the x-ray glasses. My God, when that was mentioned, I just felt nauseous.    The problem with this movie is that it continues the Naked Gun-variety humor, but it does it rather badly. Most of the humor in this movie is sexual-based and that will eventually get boring. Aside from that, this movie lacks a proper plot. All throughout the movie, it doesn't seem like Dick Steele (Nielsen) did anything, but move from one area to another in preparation for a gag. Nielsen's other movies had bad plots too, but at least they were coherent.    I am sorry (mostly to myself for seeing this), but this was just a bad movie. Perhaps the director should go watch the entire Naked Gun series to see how it is done
Output: NEG
TEN STEPS BELOW ZERO! A REAL BOMB! . This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. Julia Roberts and Richard Gere should have given every cent they received on this movie for charity! Horrible acting and plot. Julia and Richard, I hope you get to read this one day.
Output: NEG
damn yank . This could have been a 5 star movie because it is hard for me to follow the dialect without subtitles though the acting by the cast was what made up for this.  The cinematography is great and was sentimental seeing the coast of Cornwall.  I saw this movie primarily cause of Imogen Stubbs playing the part of a tomboy as being plausable because of a boyish figure like Hilary Swank, who is a hotty too.  I found Imogen attractive in other roles and was curious as to how i would see her.  Well it was amusing to watch the scenes where her cover could have been revealed whether or not she was fooling anyone i could not care cause she still looked fine as a woman to me.  One particular time was when an instructor was correcting her posture during fencing training at the military academy.  Later I enjoyed her swordsmanship in a duel that was surprisingly aggressive so that you would not mind having her around alot enjoying life. There is a relationship between twins that is very poinyant during the beginning and at the end of the film that Imogen had part into that is worth noting
Output: POS
John Tucker lives??? . Okay the person that puts this movie in the same catogory as "Bring it on", "Clueless", "Mean Girls" and, especially the superior "Heathers".. is painting a false picture of what this movie is.. I'm sorry but, "John Tucker Must Die" is no where close to being as sharp or clever as these other mentioned films. These other films have a balance that allows more adults to enjoy them as well as the intended target of younger teenagers. "JTMD" appeals more to that teen crowd and has older viewers wondering if this has anything new to offer.. and wonder is all I did. This film tries taking alot of plot lines and ideas from other teen films and brings them all together.. the results are one BIG mess. 2.5 stars is all I can give.. the other films mentioned above are the ticket. "Heathers" = 5 stars. "Mean Girls" = 4 stars. "Bring it on" = 4 stars. "Clueless" 4.5 stars. All four of these movies have something that "John Tucker Must Die" doesnt have..
Output: NEG
Bland boring failed thriller offers too many things that dont really add up . Johnny Depp (Secret Window, Ed Wood) goes up into space with his friend, actor Nick Cassevettes (son of Director John Cassevettes, starred in Face/Off) and both of them come back, in tact although Cassevettes soon after at a party dies and then his wife kills herself. Theron becomes more and more suspicious of her husband as she finds out evidence that Depp might not be her husband, but get this, an alien and that the twins she's carrying in her stomach are aliens as well. Then, she's all alone when her Sister and other's wind up missing. Bland boring thriller offers too many things that really dont add up to anything and the finale is hilariously dumb. Depp tries his best to rise above material that seemed to of been remade from other good movies and Theron cant show her talents as she lets all the stuff crumble on top of her....she's done way better people and so has Depp. Also starring Joe Morton (Speed, Terminator 2), Clea DuVall (Ghosts Of Mars, 13 Conversations About One Thing), Tom Noonan (Armageddon, Knockaround Guys), Donna Murphy and Gary Grubbs (Tv's Angel). A failed thriller
Output: NEG
Croaks . You'd think the director of the original Japanese series could turn out a decent sequel. But nooooooo....     Instead, "The Grudge 2" is a detailed, shimmering example of why people loathe sequels, and how (with rare exceptions like preplanned trilogies) they are pretty much always bad. Overused spooks, lackluster acting and a plotless plotline are only a few of the things wrong with this croaking horror.     Aubrey Davis (Amber Tamblyn) learns that her sister Karen (Sarah Michelle Gellar) is seriously ill, and goes to Japan to fetch her -- with horrifying results. Karen's last warning: "Don't go in that house."     Other people aren't doing the same, since a trio of schoolgirls went into the house and are now being haunted by everyone's least favorite croaking ghosts, Kayako and Toshio. And an American family in Chicago is being slowly destroyed by visions of the ghosts, which have somehow transferred out of Japan and into the United States.     Aubrey and a reporter investigate the odd circumstances of Karen's madness and demise, going to the abandoned house that Karen tried to burn down. As the malevolent ghosts close in on them, Aubrey discovers the secret past that has turned Kayako into an evil force that cannot be stopped...     Ghosts, ghosts, everywhere, and not one of them is actually scary. Apparently Takashi Shimizu assumed that the more apparitions you put in a movie, the scarier it becomes. Sadly, it doesn't work that way -- Kayako and Toshio pop up for a cheap care every few minutes, and when they aren't around, OTHER ghosts are popping up for no good reason.     All those ghosts are mainly there to prop up a thin-as-paper storyline, with flaccid dialogue and a few cursory nods to the previous film. The schoolgirl storyline is completely disposable, and the Chicago one is a transparent set up for the inevitable (and dreaded) "Grudge 3," during which the horror rules get recklessly broken. So only a third of the movie has any interesting content -- usually a few minutes of exposition about Kayako.     It's rather sad that Gellar is the ruling force here, and she's only in it for a few minutes total. She's certainly more charismatic than the Tamblyn, who seems to be sleepwalking through her role. Ohga Tanaka and Takako Fuji provide some scares as the ghosts, even misused, but the rest of the cast is simply going through the motions of really tepid acting.     "Grudge" had its flaws, but it was a horror masterpiece compared to its disastrously pointless sequel -- it's all about piling as many ghostly appearances as possible into three thin plots. Cinematically, this is a curse
Output: NEG
The Most Important artcar video- a must have! . Wild Wheels introduced the world to the concept of the Artcar. The last fronteer of free expression in the arts in america. In the artcar world anyone can join in and all will be admired and accepted. Take a look at the examples of artcar and art vehicle and you will find the possibilities are endless. The joy that artcars bring to the world is unbelievable. Once you have this one then find Harrod's other fine film Driving the Dream also sold here. These are great films to use when planning an artcar event. You can show them to develop inspiration and support. Once you have seen them you can find more about artcars by visiting the artcar epicenter or search for hutman artcars. Get this video today and experience a whole new world of creativity. You need not be an artist everyone is welcome! Conrad Bladey Artcar Artist Hutman Production
Output: POS
Finally on DVD! Yay! . True, this isn't a series for parents looking for advice (as one of the previous reviewers critiqued), but this is MY FAVORITE baby show and I am very glad that I can ditch my tapes now that it is out on DVD.  There are a great many more episodes than those listed on this single DVD-- let's hope that this disk is profitable enough so that they decide to sell them all!  The episodes present classic psyc. experiments of developmental perception that are simply facinating.  If you are taking an intro. to psycology course and all the dry textbook descriptions are putting you to sleep, get this DVD!  Actually looking at the sweet little guys go through the set-ups will help you remember the different cognitive stages.  They are just too cute! and it is neat to see what "tricks" you can play on your own little fellow
Output: POS
Crappy DVD that should have been called "Things that make you go EWWW!" . I expected interviews with the band and concert footage, kind of like Pink Floyd's "Classic Albums: Making Of Dark Side Of The Moon" DVD. Instead, this just has interviews with critics, fans, and people who call themselves "experts" on MCR. If something says "Unauthorized" then do not buy it.     Hopefully, THE BLACK PARADE album will be better
Output: NEG
She's the Man says it all . This movie made me laugh and the day I saw it I needed that laugh. Parts of the plot are predictable but it still "works". It is a pg13 but most adults will enjoy this movie at least the young at heart types. There have been several movies with a similar plot but this one is a head above the rest
Output: POS
A minus B movie. . This movie really didn't show me anything exciting in Salsa dance...the only exciting thing was seeing singers performers Willie Colon and Celia Cruz.
Output: NEG
Pathetic Gangster Style Movie . I've read a lot of reviews for this movie stating that it is an excellent film and some even call it one of the best movies of all time.  I couldn't disagree more.  I found this film to be a disappointment.  Tom Hanks & period-gangster style films just don't go together.  When I see Tom Hanks, I see him in Big.. not as a serious actor.  In "Road To Perdition" Hanks plays Michael Sullivan, a born and bred gangster in the 1930's, who is forced to abandon his lifestyle when his wife and one of his sons are killed and he is forced to protect the elder son, a witness of a killing.  The story does leave something to be desired. Predictable and hackneyed plot, with pretty weak story development.  I'm a big fan of movies like the Godfather & Goodfellas but this one just plain stinks
Output: NEG
A Gay Classic . This movie is one of those "must own" movies that belongs in anyone's collection, and definitly should be included in every gay man's movie cabinet.
Output: POS
Haunted Castle (3-D) . This dvd is more like an experince/ride, that can be enjoyed over and over the story is good and the visuals are incredible cgi, Imax does not skimp on the wow factor. I own several 3d movies and this is my favorite. For the best experiance in projecting shutter Glasses movies use a LCD projector not a DLP Projector
Output: POS
Don't waste your time! . I ordered this dvd on the premise of viewing a great, seriously done, artistic, erotic film based on the reviews it had already. What I watched had to be the STUPIDEST movie I have ever seen! Not only was the story line not complete (You basically have to assume a lot because it doesn't talk about the origin of the beast at all [what the hell was that, a werewolf?], but it also delves into comedy sometimes, unintentionally [like the idiotic screeming and running around of the girl near the end]). And the guy dressed in the beast costume, well, I guess they weren't that into special effects back then except for the "gallons" of ejaculate they used in the rape scene. Totally stupid! If this was great euro-sex of the 70's, I'll stay away from anything else produced by this guy. The best sex in here was at the beginning with the horses and then the servant getting it from the daughter (who they SHOULD have used in more of the scenes), but then it's all down hill from there. Thank God I only spent $9.99 on this crap! I don't even want to give this one star, but I guess I have to to get this submitted so I have to put it down :
Output: NEG
Poor value even though I love TamiLee . This item was a big disappointment and a waste of money for me.  I love TamiLee and her Arms and Abs video from a few years ago.  That's why I was excited to see what I thought was a newer production of Arms and Abs workouts.  The cover was different than the video and there was no reference to the older video in the description, so I thought the DVD contained all new workouts.    The 3 Arms and Abs workouts were exactly the same as the old video, so did me no good.  I didn't buy the DVD for the lower body workouts, but viewed them just to see what they were.  Two out of three are somehow cued incorrectly from the DVD menu, meaning you select workout 2, for example, and the DVD takes you to the cool down session from workout number 1!    Because sequential workout video tapes are still easier to use for home-exercisers than DVDs since you don't have to remember which workout you are on - you just stop the tape one day and restart the tape another day - this DVD is just a back-up for the tape I already use
Output: NEG
What the ??? . I wasn't expecting a whole lot out of MIMIC 2. After all, it was the direct-to-video sequel for a science fiction film that didn't do very well at the box office to begin with. However, even with my low expectations I was disappointed. The film started off well enough, having a minor character from the first film become the lead in this one. However, nothing exciting was done with the concept. Instead, the premise of the original was stretched as far as it would go beyond belief. The last remaining Judas bug knows its time is running out. So, it has to mate so the species will continue to survive. However, this bug evolved to the point where it adapted to mimic humans. Therefore, the only creature worthy of it mating with is a human. Get it? Pretty twisted, huh? Good. Now, don't waste your time watching this movie
Output: NEG
Captivating . For those seeking a captivating 99 minute escape from reality into a beautifully filmed, flawlessly written, directed & acted world of fantasy this is the must see movie for you. The character's Ryan (Ryan Kelly), Melanie (Hayden Panettiere), and Grandpa (Armin Mueller-Stahl) will collectively take you on a memorable journey you'll want to take over and over.  The "special feature" music video (Someone Like You)of Hayden is worth the purchase price in itself.  Pop a bag of popcorn, and invite the whole family over for this one,..they will be thanking you afterward.
Output: POS
Panning mania to the extreme but why??? . What is up with this director desire to do overlapping and panning camera shots? I mean if you going to use it a few times, as pointless as it is...no problem but for every scene? C'mon now...aint we getting a little carried away here. I was dizzy after the first 5 minutes and still manage to watch the whole movie which is a feat that i challenge anyone here to take. You would most likely turn the movie off within 10 minutes and burst out profanities in the process.       The only reason i watch the whole thing not because i wanted to know about this sick killer's multiple personality defense interview but the person who was giving the interview, the ultra hot Brittany Daniel. We went gaga over her role as the devious temptress in Dawson's Creek but as a 70's chick doing the interview....OMG! It almost seems like she was enjoying the fantasy about this guy based on her expression and body movements. She was dress to kill with that 70's disco outfit. The movie scenes was accurate to the times which is a plus.    Still it was a badly directed movie with horried camera work and the dialog was bad too(accurate or not) that even the lovely Brittany cannnot save. Not recommended even if your a fan of the Hillside Strangler. And if you are...seek help!
Output: NEG
wonderful movie . treasure plnet is the best movie ever. I wanted to watch over & over again! it is the a wonderful story. I think it needs to have 10 stars! It's about a boy who go's hunting for treasure, but on his journey he learns something more important. This movie is great
Output: POS
Karma -- Clint Eastwood Style . It's a movie as morally complex as the history of America itself.      Yes, the town, Lago, has blood on its hands.  Yes, the townspeople have flirted with evil by having three common thugs bullwhip their sheriff to death because he would likely report their mine as located on federal lands and so endanger their ambitions for limitless wealth.  Yet, the movie also appears to see the town, Lago, as worthy of redemption.    After railroading the thugs into prison, the town very conveniently proceeds to pretend that nothing ever happened:  "These are God fearing people," the new sheriff earnestly tells the High Plains Drifter.  However, when the thugs are released from prison, they seek to receive their back wages in the blood of the townspeople who doublecrossed them.      Only when the townspeople experience the same terror that their bullwhipped sheriff must have experienced does the High Plains Drifter reappear to save them from the thugs.  Indeed, at the end of movie, when the High Plains Drifter rides away from town on horseback, a tombstone is erected with the name of the murdered sheriff.    Unlike the outlaws, the townspeople feel a very real sense of collective guilt, which the High Plains Drifter and their ordeal have reawakened.  Perhaps that is the hope of America -- that we do have guilt over our past and we do not just pretend that nothing ever happened.
Output: POS
Hold your nose . I thought Colin was sleeping at first. I didn't realize he was "acting sensitive".  It would be more interesting to watch paint dry, than this slow, boring, pointless movie.  So, his friend is gay, big suprise, and Colin movies to New York to live with him and kooky girl.  Who ever thought Robin Wright could look ugly?  She used to be an attractive girl, I guess living with Sean Penn must be very stressful.  You probably guessed the plot - kooky girl really loves gay friend, but Colin shows up and she sleeps with him gets preggy and they all move to hooterville and live the "unconventional life" thats even more boring than living in the "burbs".  They are the most conventional "unconventional" bores of all time.  Either overdose on black coffee or skip this one.  For extreme Colin fans only.  Enjoy!
Output: NEG
Worst video game movie . We rented this movie, knowing it wouldn't be an Oscar winner or anything. I've seen some bad movies based on video games and comic books, but this took the cake. It was so lame! We thought it would at least be entertaining...no luck there. The best part about it was when it ended. What a relief!
Output: NEG
One of the Worst Remakes Ever... . Truly it is. I watched it once, and then just yesterday and it still was painful to watch. Not because of the acting necessarily, although I think Kidman is one lousy actress in any of her films and this one is no exception.     But the story...what happened? Seriously in the beginning it's not so bad. Yet the middle and end begin to terribly fall apart- especially since in one scene they're saying one thing and then saying a completely other thing in another scene. Basically we're pulled along it seems to either the wives being robots like the old film says- and then we're told it was just really chips in their brain making them housewives? And somehow the chips disappear in the end and they become their real selves again? Then they make a real huge twist in the end which I guess I shouldn't give away but is just real tacky I think.    Just...a mess of a film. I don't know what happened, but it really fell apart in no time. If you're interested in the story, then watch the old one- that sticks to their story all the way through very well. This remake though avoid seriously.    1/
Output: NEG
Good Solid Yoga Practice - And Fun! . Beginners & Beyond is a wonderful place to start a yoga practice. It's doable yet can be challenging, lots of great instruction, you can do the sets separately when you're short on time or both together for a longer sessions, and it's just plain fun!  Even if you are no longer a beginner, like me, I think you will enjoy this.  Kundalini Yoga for Beginners & Beyond is one of my favorite, most-used Ana Brett & Ravi Singh DVD's
Output: POS
To buy or not to buy . I was dispointed from seying this movie. After seing Wild Orchid movies, 9 182 weeks movies and two moon junction movies i was expecting Wide Sargo Sea to be a great movie after seing the editorial about it. The course of the movie was really good but near the end when she looses everything was tragic to mee. I did not get the point of this movie. it's worth renting. But I certainly would not buy it
Output: NEG
Great service . Ordered item arrived earlier than advertised and in perfect condition. Very satisfied and willing to do business with amazon again
Output: POS
A beautiful story of love and family . There comes a point in almost everyones life when we wake up and realize we're no where close to where we thought we'd be.  I'm only 21 and I have had that day.  George (Kevin Kline) has had one too.  He's a forty-ish architech who's fallen out of touch with his estranged ex-wife and his children, most notably his teenage son.  Whats worse yet is that, upon realizing his failure as a parent, he finds out that he hasn't much time to make it better.  He's been diagnosed with cancer and his time is short.  George decides to get to know his son by building his dream home with him.  George's son (played BRILLIANTLY by newcomer Hayden Christensen, and if you'd seen Chistensen on the TV show Higher Ground then you already knew he could pull this off) is far from thrilled about the quality time he'll be spending with his father and is determined to get out of it, or at least make his father miserable during the process.  What's heartwrenching is that George hasn't told anyone about his condition, but once it's revield you can only imagine the heartache in store for the central charactors, including his ex-wife played by Kristin Scott Thomas.  Kevin Kline gives the performance of his career here, as does Christensen who plays the gothic loner prostitute with so much conviction you feel for him every second of this film.  As the movie winds down to its tear jerker of an ending you'll be left wondering if you've done all you could to be the best father/son/mother/wife/husband you could so that when you pass you'll be remembered favorably.  One can only hope.  Beautiful film..
Output: POS
the best animated movie in the mid 90's . Batty was a lab bat who escape into this rainforest he is very intellegent he can change his voice. The fairies think humans no longer exist cause a long time ago the evil Hexxes who drove them off even killed some of them. Zak has a job a cutting down tree's for a living, he was shrunk by Crystal the fairy who does find him cute. She shows him how he is hurting tree's
Output: POS
Just  bad? No worse! . Jaws was great, Jaws 2 was very good, Jaws 3 was bad - but zthis one is worse. I have Jaws and Jaws 2 on dvd and will keep them. I had Jaws 3 and Jaws - The Revenge on dvd - but I gave them away. They are not worth keeping!    Walte
Output: NEG
ENDURING CLASSIC . Even though this movie has some "miles" on it...It never seems to be "dated"..the story is still full of suspense...and even though we have seen it several times..it never grows old.  We live in a small fifth wheel..fulltime and this is one of the movies we both voted to take with us for those rainy days!  A "must-have" for anyone who loves movies
Output: POS
Morvern Callar: Requiem for a Plot . The pretentious film goer has never had a greater ally than Lynne Ramsay's Morvern Callar.    What is little more than a bland stew of typically successful indy film techniques (hand-held shot, character-based, amoral, unique, hip, naked) becomes an immenitely defensible, but truly awful film.    To merely skim the surface:    Why Morvern is touted as a study of progress, liberation, or self-discovery is dificult to see when both the plot and character remain static throughout the film; indeed the initial party scene and lingering final shot seem to echo each other in a way which makes the beautiful cinemotography seem little more than a thoroughly convincing blue screen selected to flash in time with a cautiously hip soundtrack.     Although other indy film goers may crucify the non-believers, this sort of  movie is equally disgusting as the bloated star-powered behemoth that has equally little depth of thought or genuine vision.  That sort, however, is only after our money.  Morvern Caller is after something much more dangerous: our admiration.    For more information on Lynne Ramsay's film, see: "No Skin Off My Nose," a succesful, art-house play prominately featured in The Fountainhead.
Output: NEG
Worst Movie Ever Made . Self indulgent, purile, child-like, pure unadulterated garbage of the highest order.    A truly horrible movie.
Output: NEG
These CD Mixes Rock! . A must buy just for the CD with these truly inspirational mixes to rock out with. I play this CD over & over & always love how Maynard's lyrics move & inspire me.      R
Output: POS
Pornographic trash . Think this is a 'fun' sampler of B movies? Think again. Contains offensive pornography. Not terribly sexually explicit but full of violent and degrading situations. I feel guilty giving it 1 star, but that was the lowest rating available
Output: NEG
On my most favorite list . I first picked this up out of the bargain bin at the video store. I was mostly interested in the music. I had seen another movie with a Cajun story line called "Southern Comfort" and discovered I loved the music. So, I bought Belizaire b/c I wanted to have the music. And make no mistake, the music is great! But I was majorly surprised at how wonderful the movie is! I stand in agreement with the other reviewers - this is well worth owning. Its one you'll want to see repeatedly. I know I still enjoy it every time I watch it, and its been many times over the years.
Output: POS
not bad not bad at all . I must say that going back and looking at what were the options to vote for on the WWE Site and seeing the results i am perfectly satifed I mean the only matches they could had given us are three the mankind rock i quit match from 99 and rock kurt angel from no mercy 2000 and eddie brock match from 2004 but otherwise we got some of the best there is i mean we got the iron match mick foleys favorit match austins first bret harts and an amzing cage match from 94 we got three of the best thriple threts they could give us i mean big deal we aready have them on other box sets and yes i must say that mabey they gave us to manny hulk hogan match but who voted we did and then the WWE Did we are 50% responible for this set so i am happey it has a mtch from ever ear expect bussy rogers Thank you WWE and TNA could you do one of these for the NWA and WWE one for ECW and WCW/World title thank you
Output: POS